OUTRO: Not Pharmaceutical Advice

0:00Yeah.

0:01Keyzie:For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok or Raw Doggy. 4 to 7 every weekday on Radio Hoda Aircare. Oh, g'day fellas. Hello. I just remembered something really weird that happened to me today and then I put it out of my mind and it's just put some, I don't know why it popped back into my mind.

0:29Mike Minogue:Was it something to do with someone in the CBD? Yes, it was.

0:32Keyzie:Right outside my apartment there, dude walking down the street wearing a mask. What kind of mask? Like a COVID mask? Yeah, like a COVID black mask. Medical mask. But I noticed him walking across the street and he was doing weird stuff, and I think that's why I was looking at him. And he was walking down the path, and then he stopped, and he saw me looking at him through my window. And he did the gun thing. Sorry, were you at home? I was at home. Ah. I was just staring at him. Oh, no. And then he did the gun thing and put the gun thing to his head and went, So for the people at home, Jase was putting finger guns to the side of his head and pulling the trigger.

1:13Keyzie:And I was like, oh, that's a bit intense. Then he goes and sits down on the path and starts vaping through his mask. I think he was chatting, but there was no one there. Didn't want anyone reading his lips. Maybe. and then he lifted up his shirt and he was wearing trackies and he had a sweatshirt on and he had a bottle of Heineken in his trackies.

1:35Mike Minogue:When he did the gun thing to you, you should have done like a blow and arrow or something back. Yes. I should have dropped. Or you should have like pulled out two guns and then been like, have a shoot off.

1:46Keyzie:But isn't that funny? And I completely forgot about that because at the time I was like, that's quite intense. I don't know what the Breakfast Boys were talking about this morning, but there's a text here. Would you like to hear it, Jase? Sure. It's about you. Oh, no. Do you still want to hear it? Is it going to depress me? Do you know what's interesting?

2:00Mike Minogue:We'll see how it goes. Before you read this, my wife came across a Reddit thread the other day about New Zealand radio hosts or something. And then one of the comments was like, do the radio announcers like each other on Hodaki? Because the breakfast show guys are always going Keezy and Hoity J. Like they genuinely don't like us. And Lucy was like, have you seen that? And I was like, oh, shit, they must have been putting the boot into us recently. Standy, isn't it? So now with that in mind, I wonder what this text says. Here it goes. You ready? Yes. Jason Hoyt gives me a rager. Oh, that's good.

2:32Okay, that's all right. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's fine.

2:36Keyzie:Well, it's funny, isn't it, how people can perceive our relationships?

2:41Mike Minogue:Yeah.

2:42Keyzie:You know what I mean?

2:43Mike Minogue:Because people would think you and I are best mates, eh, Jay? But it's all just the radio.

2:50Keyzie:It's all just a massive lie. But yeah How did that go on I didn't listen to Breakfast

2:55Mike Minogue:I listened to Ben Hurley And Minaya this morning Oh yeah I like that pairing Right They're great And I think it's because We've done Well I'm not doing it anymore But we did like Four years of the Mad Monday NRL podcast together Yes And so it's literally Just like you You jump in with someone You're familiar with And you can instantly tell That a show's better Yeah Well not better What do you mean Well I mean Drew They've been together For a year Every single day Better than if they Randomly paired someone up Like they are Want to do sometimes Yes, yes. How was the weekend, fellas? Good. Had the parents up, man.

3:26Mike Minogue:Yeah, I saw that. Did you? Or did you hear about it on the radio last week? I saw you on the Insta. First time putting a photo of me and my parents up on the Insta. Yeah, how'd that go? Well, it was good, but I was like, I'm going to have to keep an eye out for comments here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I love the big show audience, but if someone actually comments anything fucked up about my parents, I'll be like, okay. Yes. Everything was great. That's good. That's why I'm always - I haven't had a chance to comment yet, so my apologies. Oh, no, you're allowed to. You'll say something about old fucking periods.

3:54Yeah, I'll say something.

3:55Keyzie:I'm always very, very, very loath to put any of my family members in the Insta.

4:01Mike Minogue:Totally.

4:02Keyzie:You know what I mean? Because I just go, no, I'm not doing it.

4:05Mike Minogue:But my wife, who is - My wife! She's on Instagram herself, obviously, private. She said she's got about 200 follow requests from random dudes around New Zealand, which is quite funny. But my parents are like, I don't know. That's sweet, man. They're not my kids, you know? No, I know. I don't know if you know this, but I'm their kids. Yeah, that's right.

4:22Keyzie:They can handle themselves. Yes.

4:24Mike Minogue:Fuck yeah, especially old Don.

4:26Keyzie:Yeah, man. Don't want to mess with old Don. Fuck yeah. How was your weekend, Maggie? I'm sensing a big one. Well, no. No, the problem is I got, I was telling Keezy before you came out, I got on the Otraven. What's that again? The spray? The sinus spray stuff. And it turns out what it is is that affects your blood vessels and your honker. Right. Fucking hell. And then you get out. I know, there's a lot of blood vessels in there. You must have a lot of spray. There must be a shortage. You had one of those weed sprayers from the garden? Yeah, yeah. Did you have a backpack on and just shove the nozzle on?

5:02Hey. And so you get a bounce back from it, so it clears your nose in the short term, but in the long term, no good. So all the complaining that I've been doing, I think, you know how you end up with a cough? Yes. And all that sort of stuff. It's from the Otraven. Right. And so that and also the cold drill, so the spray constricts the blood vessels in your sinuses. And cold drill and all that sort of stuff, that constricts the blood vessels in your entire body, including in your honker. Right. So then after that, it agitates those blood vessels. And so the swelling increases and the agitation increases.

5:45What do you call that? There's a word for it. Inflammation Inflammation increases So it gets rid of it temporarily But it keeps it long term But because I didn't know that Especially with the cold drill And would have just been using it And using it And using it I'm just making it worse And worse and worse Right And so now I just have to Completely stay away from it

6:02Mike Minogue:Because Ochoven Because it just fucks you as well I've been fucked all weekend Just exhausted It says on the thing like Don't use for more than Three days consecutively That's right So that's what I do And then I take a week off Yeah and then use it again And then you use it again Because you don't so much But I also think Yeah, that's true until it's not. Also, I got to bed about 5 o 'clock in the morning on Saturday morning. And you weren't drinking? Oh, I was hammered. Yeah. That's the most confusing way to say yes, I was drinking.

6:27Keyzie:I was going to say, you've been sounding really good. I have. And I thought you were over that little bass, but I thought he must be on the durries or something. Well, funnily enough, I know that it's not related to the drinking, but it was a great weekend. What a weekend to be alive.

6:40Mike Minogue:You were doing like shots of Ultraman though, weren't you? I was literally doing shots. Drinking it.

6:52Keyzie:I was reading somewhere just in the last day or two, just in that kind of vein about Viagra. Not because I'm interested in Viagra. You're reading it or it was on Instagram. But it was... You Googled it. And it was something to do with not inflaming, but...

7:07Mike Minogue:I know where you were. You were standing there.

7:09Keyzie:Engorging every organ in your body, not just that organ. Oh, right. And that it affects the entire body and area. Can I just for the record, it's important I say this, I've never taken Viagra. I have. I'll tell you why, though.

7:27Mike Minogue:Because you tried to snort it once and it had a really bad effect?

7:29Keyzie:No, because I think. And you needed 1 ,800 to get up your head? No doubt I would have a heart attack if I had it.

7:34Mike Minogue:Because it inflames everything. He snorted it. It got stuck in his nose. And I was also. So you just sniffed the entire tablet.

7:39Keyzie:I was also put off by Lane's story about taking it and how he had an erection forever. Yeah. And he just couldn't get rid of it.

7:48Mike Minogue:He's still got it.

7:48Keyzie:And I've also heard stories that if you take Viagra and your erection doesn't go away, get yourself to an emergency place immediately. What I love about you, Jase, is that you sort of track down stories and you're more scared of medicine than you are of doing things that are bad. So you're more scared of taking medicine or seeing a doctor than you are of vaping or smoking darts or any of these things. Yes. That's such a good point. You don't trust the medicine. You trust all these things that are horrendous for you. They're fine. Totally. There's the medicine and the doctors. That's totally right.

8:21Keyzie:I've always had a paranoia of pills and all that, any kind of medication.

8:29Mike Minogue:What if they're drugs?