OUTRO: Pounding Away Special [R18]

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0:15Keyzie:Yeah man, I'm just seeing directly behind you the guy having a vape outside. He's running the same vape as I am. He's the first guy I've seen running the same vape as me. What a backbone. He's a massive backbone. I don't bring my vape to work anymore of course Phil. No, that's right. It's been a good change for you, man. Yeah, it has.

0:32Mike Minogue:Will you bring it to golf tomorrow? Yes. Yes. Whoa. So I was literally just asking.

0:37Keyzie:Yes, I will, Keezy. Yes. Especially if I'm having to suppress my rage. You know what I mean?

0:45Mike Minogue:Did you use your vape Sunday when you were playing golf? Quite a lot. Yeah.

0:49Keyzie:Yeah. But no, I'm trying to cut back on the old vape as well. Because I was actually hurting my lungs more than the bloody ciggies did. Yeah. So it's not good. I'll just get Nicoretta again, I think. It's good that you've come out the other side of this because you were sort of in this period where you were celebrating the vape. Oh, no, it's good as a girl. Much better, yeah, yeah. But I've been a vapist. Yes. And I know that it's shit. Yes, it's not good. And that it's worse than ciggies. And you're right, as people say, it's like, it's very convenient to just - Too convenient. Yeah, to just wheeze away on.

1:24Mike Minogue:You literally could smoke a whole vape in here and it wouldn't set off anything.

1:27Keyzie:No.

1:28Mike Minogue:Whereas ciggies, you know, you have to go outside and put them on. It's a whole palaver. And also people hate it. And also. So you're actually more likely to smoke less because people hate it. And you're like, oh, I can't be bothered.

1:37Keyzie:Yeah. And also it's not as sexy after you've made love, having a vape instead of a durry. Yeah. I can imagine you sort of like pounding away just with the vape in your mouth.

1:49Mike Minogue:And you're breathing heavily. Breathing heavily.

1:52Keyzie:Excuse me, Keasy.

1:53Mike Minogue:And it's the vapes out one side and you're just vaping. Pounding away. while I'm vaping. You're vaping out. I could see it. Yeah, we can all see it. I think sex has got a really low value for you.

2:06Keyzie:Well, look, I've got to be honest with you. I'm slightly complimented by the fact that you think I pound away. He's got it in him to pound away these days. I'm picturing you. I've never pounded away, Deasy. I have never pounded away.

2:22Mike Minogue:So I'm picturing you pounding away with that, and you've got that hat on. Like a rabbit, and you've got a rabbit's little cotton tail as well. Jesus Christ. And you're really getting those hind legs into it. Oh, my God.

2:35Keyzie:You've got that hat on and your boat shirt or something. No, he turns his cap around backwards because he means business. Because it's go time. Far out, man. Pounding away is a horrendous turn. Is it? Yeah, it's disgusting.

2:51Mike Minogue:I think pounding away. I have never pounded away. It's a standard, yeah. What's wrong with pounding away? Well, it's just disgusting.

3:01Keyzie:In what way, though? Well, it's just I don't want someone pounding away at me. Oh, you don't. No, of course not. And just the concept of pounding away.

3:13Mike Minogue:To be honest, it was just a turn of phrase that I chose rather than saying.

3:18Keyzie:It's aggressive. It's full on.

3:20Mike Minogue:Well, it can be, Jase. Love making is all things.

3:23Keyzie:I mean, I can imagine Pugsun pounding away, for example, but I don't like to think about it. You can and you do, Jase. You can and you do. I do not want to think. No, you can and you do think about it. If I think of any of you guys pounding away, I immediately have a very, very poor opinion of all of you.

3:44Mike Minogue:Can you picture me pounding away? I don't want to, Keezy, and I'm not going to.

3:50Keyzie:Because then you have to involve Because then you have to involve But weirdly the partners aren't there It's only you

3:56Mike Minogue:I'm just pounding away with a silhouette Yeah There's no The partners aren't there Well I've just sort of I'm looking up at you So I'm sort of POV Oh you're looking back Maybe a little bit over the shoulder You put yourself in doggy And you're sort of looking back No I don't imagine you being as exotic As getting into doggy at any point As doggy exotic is it? For you it is For me yeah yeah yeah Totally I can be pretty drunk to do that. Oh, no. Even to have the lights on is like, oh. Oh, yeah. But, you know, sorry, Jase, for saying that you pound away. That's just disgusting. What do you do? Describe it.

4:32Keyzie:I'm not going to tell you my lovemaking technique. Do you engage with circular hip motion? Suffice to say, it is not pounding away. What is it? I'm not telling you what it is, man.

4:46Mike Minogue:Okay, what I'll do is I'm going to do like a tempo And you stop me You stop me when I get close, alright? No, no, Keezy No

4:57Keyzie:No No No

5:08Mike Minogue:Yes Jesus It's just those last two pumps, what do they call it?

5:15Keyzie:Well, you see, even there, pumps. I know, I know. It's a disgusting phrase. It is. I'm appalled by all of you. So is Pugs in Studio B. Pugs is literally, he's filming this and loving it.

5:28Mike Minogue:He's filming this and loving it. The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show podcast. If you had to sort of watch one of us pound away. No.

5:42Keyzie:No, Keezy. You'll get your opportunity in Fiji, I reckon. I have no interest in watching you guys pound away. Easy in the bunker. I could not think of anything more horrendous. The Swingers Club. Come to Fiji. What did you losers get up to today?

5:56Mike Minogue:You don't care, man. Oh, I'm interested. Really? None of your beeswax. For the next four minutes and one second. I did a gaming podcast. Oh, yeah. ECG, baby. Extremely casual gamers. Yeah, check it out. Yeah, man. Wherever you get your gaming podcasts. Then I took my truckie for a warrant. Oh, how did it go? Flew through. Flew through, man. Always does. Yeah. Always does. But I actually spend more time yakking to the mechanic and his son Jack, who are family friends of ours. I'll go there. I'll spend two hours there.

6:20Keyzie:Oh, so it's a family friend that's giving you the warrant. 100%. And then it nearly bursts into flames. I'll sort you out, Keezy. Don't worry about it, mate. No, the days of getting dodgy warrants are over.

6:28Mike Minogue:You can't anymore.

6:30Keyzie:Look, you've got to be careful with this little truckie. She could go up in flames at any stage.

6:37Mike Minogue:But as long as the brakes work, it's got tread on the tire. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

6:40Keyzie:That always used to fuck me off. What? You know, oh, you've got to change your tyres. It's like, oh, really? That's where I'm at. It's like thread. Yeah, on the track. Come on, man. Tread. Tread. Not thread.

6:52Mike Minogue:Yeah. The thread on the tyres. Well, I guess, you know, because you've got your whole family and then you want to keep them safe, right? Yeah, that's one option. So that's the thing. That's what makes me go, oh, yeah, fair enough. But I guess you don't think about stuff like that. Too busy pounding away. Exactly

7:16Keyzie:While I'm driving Yeah Far out man Holy hecker Well you gotta change it up fellas You know what I'm saying