In short
The hosts riff on a “sifty/shifty” Kiwi slang debate while wrapping up the Big Show podcast, including jokes about recording, incriminating phone content, and a burlesque-themed costume party. They discuss Madonna’s Sex book and copying Madonna’s “Express Yourself” look, plus details of a partner’s corset outfit (kitten heels, no hat; stockings/“fishnets” joked about).
Guest backgrounds
No named guests appear; the episode is a banter-heavy outro featuring the regular hosts (including “Pugs” and “Jase”) and “Keezy/Key” as a participant.
Key claims
Pugs says he hired a suit (Frank Casey styles); the party was burlesque, not “buzzy.”
Notable examples
candid shots, close-friends Instagram story, and the “Express Yourself” masculine suit/monocle costume.
Written by AI. May contain mistakes. Listen to the episode to check what was said.
Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOKeezy's Downward Spiral
0:45 to 2:34
Discussion about Keezy's mood and behavior among friends.
“or Raw Doggy's 4 to 7 every weekday on Radio Horeki.”
Incriminating Recordings
2:34 to 4:00
Hosts share humorous stories about recordings found on Pugs' phone.
“I talked about one incident I had where I accidentally made a lady think that I was referring to her buzzy's and not the profiteroles that look like nipples.”
The Burlesque Party Recap
4:00 to 7:04
Details about a themed party attended by the hosts, including costumes.
“No, Jase, can you promise not to be weird about it?”
Sifty Conversation
7:04 to 8:15
Exploring the meaning of 'sifty' and the hosts' banter about it.
“I want you to paint a picture for me, that's all.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:06Keyzie:Yeah, man. So true. Come on, Key. We need to pick Keyzie up. He's on a downward spiral, I can tell. He's in a hurrah for me.
0:15Jason Hoyte:He does this. He goes like with his eyes. He goes.
0:20Keyzie:Yes. He gets tired eyes.
0:23Jason Hoyte:It's kind of like a neutral look, but you can tell there's deeply wounded. You know what I think it is?
0:26Keyzie:I think it's mimicking me when I'm in a whore of a mood. No, you notice it way more. You know, it's like when people talk to you about shit and you just can't be fucked.
0:36Mike Minogue:Pugs is recording this and I was right. I am. Yeah, start that. For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
0:44Keyzie:get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok
0:48Mike Minogue:or Raw Doggy's 4 to 7 every weekday on Radio Horeki.
0:54Keyzie:Yeah, man. So carrying on the conversation, Keezy's in a river mood.
0:59Mike Minogue:You just didn't want to implicate yourself because you knew I was recording. Is that right? 100 % man, because you've got to watch Pug's son. He's always recording. I know, man. Like on his phone, he'll always have, if he has a yarn to you, he records it.
1:08Keyzie:I was going through his phone the other day. What? And I was shocked by the shit I found on it. What did you find on there, Jase? All recordings of you, eh? Quite a few recordings of me. Incriminating? Oh, no, not really incriminating, but you know, I wouldn't want them out there.
1:23Mike Minogue:Yeah, right.
1:25Keyzie:A few nudies. Of you? No, not of me. Just him in the boudoir. Oh, yeah? But that's his brother.
1:32Mike Minogue:Of me? Hang on. So he's taking selfies of him nude in his bed? Well, not just him. Oh, him and his partner. Oh. You saw him and his partner nude? Chase, you know what, man?
1:43Keyzie:You can look at photos of me nude. I'm not saying that, man. You guys leapt to that conclusion.
1:48Mike Minogue:Well, you said it wasn't just him. Who else was nude in the bed with him? Unless he's having an affair.
1:53Keyzie:I'm not going to talk about... who Pugs was nude with in his photos. It's his choice.
1:58Mike Minogue:You need to say right now either that it was his partner or that he's having an affair. Why do I need to say?
2:04Keyzie:Can I just make this point?
2:05Mike Minogue:Those are the two options.
2:06Keyzie:Can I just make this point, Keezy? You know how Pugs-san was talking about that party he went to the other night? The Buzzy party. The Buzzy party? It's not a Buzzy party. Listen, man. Can I just say, you know what I'm saying?
2:20Mike Minogue:He's having an affair with the lady at the Buzzy party. Well, no, let's just say. A buzzy party?
2:24Keyzie:There was a lot of candid shots.
2:27Mike Minogue:What do you need to organise a buzzy party?
2:29Keyzie:It wasn't a buzzy party. It was a burlesque-themed costume party. Well, the way you talked about it was like a buzzy party. All you were describing was a buzzy.
2:38Jason Hoyte:I talked about one incident I had where I accidentally made a lady think that I was referring to her buzzy's and not the profiteroles that look like nipples. And did that happen at a party? That did happen at a party. Buzzy party? No. It was a massive buzzy party. It's not a buzzy party. It was very classy. It was a very classy affair, fellas. All right? What did you wear, Pugs? So the reason that she had the themed party. Crotchless chaps. I wish. No, she happened to get this very rare, authentic book by Madonna that's quite famous called Sex, apparently. Oh, yeah. And so it was like a lot of burlesque themes in there.
3:14Jason Hoyte:And so it was to celebrate that. That was her excuse anyway. and so I picked one of Madonna's looks from the music video for Express Yourself where she's got quite a masculine sort of suit on and so I just copied that look black, black, black double breasted double breasted no double breasted suit jacket with a monocle and yeah some pants you're a sicko man
3:39Mike Minogue:the funny thing about that is I bet you had that in your cupboard already ready to go no I didn't, I hired it you hired it, Frank Casey styles Is it Frank Casey? Suit hire?
3:48Keyzie:Yes, Frank Casey. No, I went to a costume shop.
3:50Mike Minogue:Oh, right. So you actually had to hire it.
3:52Jason Hoyte:And that's where my partner went and got her outfit as well. What was she wearing? Oh, you didn't say? It was on my... She was wearing... It was in your photos, yeah. It literally is. She had a corset on. She had some... Oh, yeah. I'm not finishing that.
4:10Mike Minogue:Well, no, just Jason. He's just joking around. Jason, you're being a sicko, you man. I was just joking around. What do you mean, man? I'm just saying. A nude boudoir photo. We want to hear, man. Sicko. Nah, it's all G, man. No, Jase, can you promise not to be weird about it? Can you promise not to be a sick fuck about it, man? She's wearing a corset.
4:28Jason Hoyte:Right. Yeah, and then some other stuff. It was great. She looked amazing. She looked bloody.
4:33Mike Minogue:Well, paint a picture. I want to put a picture of you.
4:34Keyzie:I promise not to say anything filthy, Puck, so you can fill your boots. No, you've just got it all out already, man.
4:39Mike Minogue:What kind of boots? Was she wearing boots? She wasn't wearing boots.
4:41Jason Hoyte:She was wearing kitten heels. Now you're talking.
4:46Mike Minogue:I was hoping that I'm going to send this to her later Did she have stockings on or anything? Jesus Christ Just chill out man What are stockings? You all G man? Is stockings like long Are you just painting a picture for yourself right now? Well basically what I'm trying to do here Why are we doing this? What I'm doing here is trying to make Jay say as many sifty things as possible That's what I'm trying to do here You are so sifty man I'm googling stockings Why? What are stockings? Are they long socks? Anyway. Are you talking fishnets? Pugs on? What? Don't look at me. So they're like a, is it pantyhose?
5:23Mike Minogue:Oh, my gosh. Do you not know what stockings are, Chris? No, Chris. So weird hearing you call me Chris. No, I have no idea. What is happening right now? The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show podcast.
5:42Jason Hoyte:She looked incredible. It was a great night. She did. That's it. Did she have like a hat on? She did not have a hat on.
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5:49Keyzie:So her hair was just sort of wild and.
5:54Jason Hoyte:Yeah. What? What? Nothing, man. You're just sifty as fuck. Why don't you just show, Jase.
6:01Mike Minogue:You mean shifty? Nah. Sifty is also. Why don't you put a photo on the Odaki Big Show Instagram story. The Odaki. And then everyone can see it. And then everyone's. It was on my story, but it was on my close friends. Oh, that'll be why I didn't see it. Yeah, same. Well, yeah.
6:17Keyzie:That's quite hurtful, actually, Pugs, that we're not on my close friends' story. Yeah, yeah. So you sent pics of your partner to all your close friends? No.
6:27Mike Minogue:Do you reckon if, like, let's just say you had a person who was totally neutral, had no idea what was going on, and you said to them, hey, man, and they walked into the party, they're like, oh, what's going on here? And then you said, oh, it's a busy party. Do you reckon that person could have looked around, and seeing everyone and then going, oh, yeah.
6:41Jason Hoyte:No, I think they would have been quite easily able to discern the fact that people were wearing themed costumes and clothing that were of burlesque nature. I'm done. What? What do you mean, man? I'm not talking about the – no.
6:55Keyzie:What do you mean? Just talk us through the costumes. Everybody was so lovely.
6:58Jason Hoyte:Everybody was so welcoming.
7:00Keyzie:They looked incredible. I don't care about that.
7:02Jason Hoyte:They were very welcoming to me as a newcomer into the friend group, as a partner of one of the people. I was very grateful to be there. I want you to paint a picture for me, that's all.
7:12Keyzie:So I can visualise it. Sifty. Sifty is not what you think it is. Okay, what does it mean then? Sifty is you're sifting stuff. I don't know. You're meaning sifting.
7:27Jason Hoyte:That's sifting.
7:28Mike Minogue:That sounds disgusting. Sifty, I feel like, is a colloquial Kiwi term. Sifty is a colloquial Kiwi term. We started using it at uni, and it means you're being sifty. You're being a bit pesky. You're being a bit sketchy.
7:37Keyzie:Yeah. Don't you mean shifty? No. Shifty is dodgy.
7:40Jason Hoyte:Dodgy, yeah, that's right. Or like, you know, suspicious. Yeah. Whereas Sifty is like pest.
7:46Keyzie:I resent being accused of being Sifty when all I am is merely curious.
7:54Jason Hoyte:I'm going to comb through this fucking podcast. I'll tell you what. Why? I'm going to make editorial decisions.
8:00Mike Minogue:Are you serious?
8:00Jason Hoyte:Maybe.
8:01Mike Minogue:Nah, you're fine, man. Come on, man. Here's a test to see if Jace is Sifty, right? Jace. Yeah, man. on the weekend, at the weekend, Pugs' partner was wearing a corset. Oh, yeah.
8:17Mike Minogue:No, he's fine, Pugs. I think it all checks out.
8:19Keyzie:Now, listen. If your partner's listening to this, Pugs, it's just jokes, man. Come on, man. I'm not a sifty dude. She's an attractive woman. Look, I'm not going to deny it. Oh, my God.
8:32Jason Hoyte:What? I know that. I mean, she does. I think this is for the show. Calling your mate's partner is attractive. Attractive women. Are you allowed to do that? Well, your partners are both very attractive.
8:42Mike Minogue:Especially your workmates.
8:43Keyzie:And Kesey's partner's attractive. Very attractive.
8:46Mike Minogue:Your wife's my best mate. I don't know. So, yeah, man, this is a good discussion. Because, Pugs, your partner's very attractive. I know. She's hot, man. You're telling me. Jase. See, now that. Your wife. No, come on. Yeah.
8:57Keyzie:Smoke show. Yeah. Now you're talking. Yeah. You don't need to tell me that. What do you think? I made love 10 times over the weekend.
9:03Mike Minogue:Was she there?
9:04Keyzie:Nah.
9:05Jason Hoyte:Where's the filth going?
9:07Mike Minogue:Oh, the Ellie was there, had to throw it. Hey, listen to the big show, man. Full of seven, it's so good. And if you're thinking of organising a buzzy party. No. If you were at the burlesque party, I do apologise. Oh, no one was there, Pugs. Pugs was your man. There was only seven people there.
9:24Jason Hoyte:Can the big show have a buzzy party? You guys can have whatever kind of party you want.
9:28Mike Minogue:It won't be the same as what I was at on the weekend. We need you there to tell us how to do it, man. Yeah, you're the buzzy man. You're the buzzy man. You're the buzzy man. The buzzy man.
9:38Jason Hoyte:Like the boogeyman. That's right. Hey, listen to the big show,
9:41Mike Minogue:four to seven weekdays on Radio Hauraki. You'll love it.
9:44Jason Hoyte:If this podcast is under 10 minutes, you'll know why.
9:46Mike Minogue:No, no, leave it in, man. You've got to leave it. You've got to leave it in.
9:49Keyzie:I'm really interested to see what clip you get. Oh, no, that's going to be... That's going to be Dilly. Oh, yeah, good. I know, just the one.
9:55Mike Minogue:Yeah, good on you, Pugs. Thanks, man. Good on you, man. Thanks, man. Hauraki.
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