In short
This is an outro segment from The Big Show (Radio Hauraki) built around the recurring “Suckin’ on a Chili Dog” lyric/sting. Hosts joke about car-rental sponsorship (Snap Rentals supporting the One New Zealand Warriors), then pivot into a chaotic music discussion: John Mellencamp/“Jack and Diane,” “Cherry Bomb,” “Paper and Fire,” Bruce Springsteen comparisons, and later childhood playlists (Mellencamp, Joe Cocker, Rolling Stones, Elton John, Meatloaf, Leonard Cohen, Huey Lewis, Westlife, Daniel Bedingfield, Montell Jordan/Mark Morrison).
Key claims
the “Suckin’ on a Chili Dog” line is a real Mellencamp lyric; they plan to use a chili-dog-themed sting for future intros/outros.
Notable examples
“Jack and Diane,” “Paper and Fire,” “Cherry Bomb,” “If You’re Not the One,” “Cruisin’” (Huey Lewis), Westlife tied to Crash Bandicoot.
Guests
none mentioned; only hosts and callers/people referenced (e.g., “Tom McGovern” TikTok clip; “Matt Heath” to be called later).
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Chapters
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0:00 to 0:24
Discover how to engage with The Big Show on various social media platforms.
“Renting a car always feels like a bit of a battle, but in the stuffy, slow-paced world of car rentals, Snap is in a league of its own.”
Social Media Engagement
0:27 to 0:49
Discover how to engage with The Big Show on various social media platforms.
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.”
Food Management Announcement
0:49 to 2:22
The hosts discuss an office announcement regarding managing food in the fridge.
“If you could put your name on the food you wish to keep.”
John Mellencamp's Lyric Obsession
2:22 to 4:16
A humorous discussion about Mogi's obsession with a John Mellencamp lyric.
“I know Jack and Diane That's literally it What about Cherry Bomb?”
Nostalgic Music Discussion
4:16 to 6:36
Hosts reflect on their favorite music from childhood, sharing personal stories.
“The Model T or whatever your parents were getting about in.”
Pop Culture and Music Trivia
6:36 to 10:49
The hosts engage in lively music trivia, reminiscing about popular songs and artists.
“And then bang, the sting gets fired off.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Jason Hoyte:Renting a car always feels like a bit of a battle, but in the stuffy, slow-paced world of car rentals, Snap is in a league of its own. So it's no surprise that Snap is the official car rental partner of the One New Zealand Warriors. When you rent with Snap, you're helping support the team that brings us all together, sweet as. For your next adventure, choose a car rental company that backs our boys. Visit snaprentals.co.nz. Snap. Simply better car rental. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok or Raw Dog It.
0:45Four to seven every weekday on Radio Hodeo. Guys, I've got an announcement, okay, breaking news. If you could put your name on the food you wish to keep. Pugs, sorry. Unnamed, rotten and expired food will be thrown out. Okay.
0:59Jason Hoyte:Sweet. It's from our office manager. Yeah.
1:01Mike Minogue:Yeah. She's a legend. She's going to throw out the rotten food. To be fair, that fridge is a disgrace. That fridge? That fridge is a disgrace. Okay. What is the other one? Huh? What fridge? No, the other one. Freezer. Chucking on a silly dog. Can we just let the audience, at least the podcast audience, be aware of Mogi's obsession with saying the lyric from John Mellencamp, Suckin' on Chili Dog I had no idea it was a real lyric It's great And so it's just been sneaking in And behind the scenes it's been said quite a lot I'm saying it all the time Because it's a good little part of the song Suckin' on Chili Dog Suckin' on Chili Dog
1:46Outside the Dairy Queen I think it is Is that what it is? He's having a milkshake with his midi And a chili dog Suckin' on that chili dog Got a hand between the knees You know what that means Daisy, we got a red friend. Little titty. Little titty. Jack and Diane. How good's John Cougar Mellencamp, man? Seriously? He renamed himself John Mellencamp and then John Cougar. Seriously? Seriously.
2:12Mike Minogue:I don't know whether he's cool or not because I'm not of that era, Mogi. Yeah. But I think his tunes are all really good. Right. Cherry Bomb. I know. I'm 100 on board. Jack and Diane is good. Cherry Bomb's good. What's the other one? There's another one too He's got heaps He's a hit machine baby Pugs come on Give us your top three Mellencamps
2:34Jason Hoyte:I'm more of a fan of John Couser Mellencamp Come on man There's times for gags I don't know any of the I don't know Really? Okay Like obviously Really? I know Jack and Diane That's literally it What about Cherry Bomb? No Paper and Fire? Paper and Fire That is a tune man That's a tune man That album That whole album That whole album is sick Great video clips. Does that refer to any Chili Dogs? Same album. Same album, Pug Son. Yeah, classic real Americana. He's like Bruce Springsteen, but he doesn't suck. That's refreshing. That's refreshing. I like Bruce Springsteen. I might try and get him on the throbber today.
3:15Mike Minogue:You know Hurt So Good, man? Hurt So Good. Yeah, man, let's do it. We're doing this. Come on, Pugs, you get this, man. Oh, yeah, man. This is, yeah. That's good shit
3:29Mike Minogue:That's good shit Keep going man Keep going until I bring one
3:32Jason Hoyte:You can only do so many seconds Of copyrighted music
3:34Mike Minogue:Woo But we're talking over it Yeah we are talking So it's fine Here we go Alright Cherry Bomb Nah I don't know that at all
3:43Jason Hoyte:That's Cherry Bomb man And this is great Listening experience Oh they love it I live on air A little bit of fiddle in there Dilly can you re-send me that video Yeah I'll take it away so it doesn't count anymore and then bring it back. Oh!
3:57Mike Minogue:On the outskirts of town. In a world of farmhouse. I don't know that at all.
4:04Jason Hoyte:So good, man.
4:05Mike Minogue:That's how you do it. Is that how you do it? Just so you know. Mogi. Yeah, man. When you were a child. Yes? When you were a little Mogi. On Insta, Dilly. And you were in the back of the, I don't know, Model T. Back of Jack and Diane, yeah. The Model T or whatever your parents were getting about in. What music was played? What artists? Well, as you know, Keezy, my dad's dead. So if you're suggesting my mother was the back of a pickup truck jacking it. Jacking it? What tunes did you listen to on roadies? I'll tell you what. Because. Oh, this fucking rules this song. What's this? Is this Paper and Fire?
4:42Mike Minogue:Listen to that post. These are pissed up sing-along tunes, man. By it was a good word. Take it away. Can I play? Bring it back. Hang on. Don't do that Listen to that man
4:57Jason Hoyte:Can I show you something No I just want to give you The open lyrics Take it away Here we go
5:00Mike Minogue:Here we go
5:07Get on that Get on that people
5:11Mike Minogue:What is it Wait wait This better be good man Or I'm gonna be fucking fuming This better not be MF Doom
5:16Jason Hoyte:It is It's MF Doom Featuring Featuring John Cousin Mellencamp I'm waiting for delicious tomatoes. Oh, Jesus. No, but seriously, guys. I'm sorry about this.
5:27Mike Minogue:The Horaki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Horaki. The Horaki Big Show podcast. No one answered my question. What was the music that you grew up with? Here we go. Here we go. What? You were so close to getting your answer, bro. It was fucking so close. You good? Sucking on a chili dog. Sucking on a chili dog. Sucking on a chili dog. Sucking on a chili dog
5:53Jason Hoyte:Wow. You know what I mean? Who's this? This is just some dude on TikTok. Billy sent it to me. Isn't that funny? Tom McGovern. What happens to the chorus?
6:02Mike Minogue:What happens to the chorus? Keep playing it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What happens to the chorus? Sucking on a chili dog Sucking on a chili dog A chili dog That's great. Anyway. Man, that's my new favorite song. Can we make that our intro and outro? Actually, can we make it our outro music? Yeah. Make it your throbber I fucking should Unfortunately it's not in line with our theme today But absolutely I'm going to As soon as chilli dogs are themed baby I know what one I'm going with
6:31Jason Hoyte:I'll get Dilly to send you the theme
6:32Mike Minogue:Suck it on A chilli dog Why don't we make tomorrow's theme Tomorrow's theme Sorry next week's theme Suck it on chilli dogs
6:41Jason Hoyte:We all pick the same song That's just the Tom McGovern cover Where every lyric is Suck it on a chilli dog It'll be good to clip that off as a sting so that when Chase comes back, because he doesn't listen to the show or the podcast when he's away.
6:55Mike Minogue:It's time for... Suck it on a chilli dog. Oh, gutted. What the hell? It's like, what's this? That's it.
7:03Jason Hoyte:Can we each bring in... Or we just go, suck it on a chilli dog? And then bang, the sting gets fired off. Were you sucking on a chilli dog? We do it as a question mark. What did you guys do on the weekend? Suck it on a chilli dog. Suck it on a chilli dog.
7:17Mike Minogue:Right, we've got our next six months of content sorted. I've almost got an answer. Almost. Did you hear that? Oh, yeah, yeah. I almost... My mother, so... Tunes growing up parts. Meatloaf. Oh, yeah. Meatloaf. Was huge. The Better Out of Hell album. Good. She had Sgt Pepper's Lonely Heart Club. These are all vinyls, obviously. Rolling Stones. Crystal Gale. Chris Gale. Elton John. Elton John. Big. Your mum's got good taste. What else did she have there? No, she did have some goodies. Yeah, because mine, growing up, vividly remember mum had a... Leonard Cohen. Leonard Cohen. Fuck yeah. My mum had a six stacker in her Commodore.
7:55Mike Minogue:Right. Sorry to brag. That's so dope. But it was Joe Cocker, Jimmy Barnes, John Cougar Mellencamp. Joe Cocker, mum had that. Fucking love Joe Cocker. And then it was Lionel Richie, Hot Chocolate. Yeah. Kenny Rogers. Yeah, the gambler. And Huey Lewis and the News. Oh, yeah. Fucking love. Biggest cock and rock. Huey Lewis. Yeah. Huey Lewis. Yeah, apparently. Huey Lewis. That's fucking awesome. Massive piece. Their band rules man I love Hugh and Chris Especially when they're in Back to the Future That was cool And Cruisin' with Gwyneth Paltrow
8:27Jason Hoyte:Oh that is a tune I do love that tune Yeah man Cruise with me baby That is a good tune Pugs What did you grow up on? Very 2000s heavy Very 2000s focused Mum spent a lot of the time Getting us the Now CDs Now that's what I call music So we were very on top of the top pop songs Yeah sure With a slightly hip hop focus anyway But she liked to listen to a lot of Daniel Bedingfield Oh wow He had a couple of tunes man Big fan of those What's that one? Oh shit how does it go? Just about had it Oh it was so close Suck it on No Pugs you can't do it You can't do it We have to remember it And people have to listen to us Trying to remember what it sounds like And then we can play it He's got that weird voice Remember that Keezy man?
9:12Mike Minogue:It's like What song is it man? I know Natasha Biddingfield Natasha Biddingfield You know the one? Do that again, Pugs? What you think it sounds like? Just so it might, because it might trigger me.
9:24Jason Hoyte:It has a really high bit. It does. Yeah. You know the one I'm talking about? It's the main one. If you're not the one, and you're right. That was Daniel Bedingfield. Was it? I don't know that one. Cousin to Natasha. His brother. Sister. Sister brother. Yes. Yeah, that was a tune. Yeah. I just got to get through this. I got to get through this. Oh, sure. I got to get through this. Yeah, it's all right. Gotta make it, gotta make it through the night. How good is this? I mean, this show is rocking. Thank God. That's a different song. Can you imagine if Hoity Jizz was here, man?
9:56Mike Minogue:Fuck, he'd be shitting all over this. That is a fucking banger.
9:59Jason Hoyte:She was a big Westlife fan too. Boyzone? No, just Westlife. Not Boyzone. No, and so now my memory ties, because when I lived at my nana's house with mum for a few years there, and I got a PlayStation for the first time, and I was playing Crash Bandicoot, Mum would always have her Westlife CDs on Because it would be the weekend And she'd be cleaning And I would have done my chores And I was playing a bit of Crash Bandicoot So now I associate Westlife with Crash Bandicoot And Crash Bandicoot with Westlife
10:27Mike Minogue:Right, okay
10:29Jason Hoyte:Chili Dog Chili Dog Dog Chili Dog Hey That would go off to that Fuck That's Yummy Boys It's like UKG That's Yummy Boys right there Oh, sorry Like Garage You know You've got to add that to your Yummy Boys playlist
10:44Mike Minogue:We actually do, Jelly Because that is a fucking belter Hey thanks for listening to the big show We've got to call Matt Heath We've got to give Matt Heath a call Just to brief him when he comes on the show later Totally or we're just going to interview him And then play it on the show Up to you though Return of the match This isn't Daniel Bedingfield Not at all Is it Montel Jordan It is Montel Jordan What is it Mark Morrison Massive crack addict I believe you, Keaton.
11:16Jason Hoyte:Montel Jordan is...
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11:22Jason Hoyte:I'll be curious to see if we get any copyright things for this. I don't think we will. I don't think we will either, but I'd be curious if we did. But I'd be curious if we did. You lied to me. Mogi. Thanks for listening to the show.
11:38Mike Minogue:The Potty will see you tomorrow at 4 o 'clock. Not, it's Saturday. Suck it on the jelly dog. Suck on that jelly dog. See you, man. That's the title of the podcast.
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