OUTRO: The 1%

0:00For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok or Raw Doggett. 4 to 7 every weekday on Radio Horete. What do you reckon, Keyzie, man?

0:16Jason Hoyte:Yeah, Keyzie, man. What do you reckon, brother? What's going on? Ah, what's going on? You've still got a hangover, have you, from Friday? To be honest... You're chasing the fox.

0:25Mike Minogue:New glasses. New glasses. Holy cow. Glasses mogi. You glasses mogi. How do you feel about those, Keezy? I like them. Take those off. I genuinely like them. They're not bad. Nah. Because I know one day, most people have to wear glasses at some point, right? Yeah, unless you die young. Unless you die young. Which is probably better. Which, hmm.

0:47Jason Hoyte:I really like the, I think the clear and silver. Yes. Is like a timeless, like it will go with everything. And I'll be honest, these silver things, the silver bit in the middle here, complete surprise to me when I picked them up yesterday. Did not remember those at all. Right, okay. I probably couldn't see them, to be fair. No, no, yeah. But yeah, pretty happy. Are they insured? Yeah, yeah. I'm with, who am I with? AA. And so I've got sunglasses. You pay$100 excess. Okay. Boom, these ones$100 excess. Okay, good. But I will say, and we were talking to our boss about this just out there, he said, you really notice that your eyes go off a cliff.

1:26Now, my optometrist was quick to know. She said, oh, that would be happening anyway. Right. Your eyesight would be getting worse anyway. Right. And it's like, well, you're going to say that, aren't you? Because you're trying to sell me glasses. Yeah. You're not going to tell me the truth. Because you're part of big glasses.

1:43Mike Minogue:She's part of big glasses. She's the problem. Big spectacles.

1:46Jason Hoyte:She is big glasses.

1:47Mike Minogue:Because our big boss, Mike, he was saying that once he got glasses, it was amazing he could see. But then when he took it off, not wearing them became way worse. I think what it is, and I was looking at, I think we were talking about it last week, it is like having a superpower now, like being able to see properly. That was my next question, yeah. Just the way that you could. It is fucking unbelievable. So I think what it is is not that your eyesight is actually worse, it's that you notice how bad it really is. Yeah, right. Because once you remove your glasses, you're like, holy shit, everything is out of focus.

2:17So I was looking at reels last night, and I was just like.

2:20Mike Minogue:So you've been looking at blurry busies. Holy fuck. These scroll holes are out of the gate These things have got nipples on them Oh my god I had no idea It is It's fucking amazing You know what you should do Is now Go back and watch that monkey buzzy video Oh my god And you'll see why Maybe I will be offended Yeah you'll see why I was so disgusted by it But we should absolutely next year Get Jase to go through the process of it Because whatever it is he's doing with his glasses It's not right So what we'll do is we'll get him to go through the process and get proper glasses. And then we can get them for free.

2:56Mike Minogue:Yeah, we'll figure it away. We'll figure it away. And then we'll also get him to go to the doctor as part of a wacky stunt. Yeah, that's right, and get a full check out. A full physical. And just see, you know, get his, what is it? He doesn't like having his blood pressure done because the thought of having his blood pressure done gives him high blood pressure. Fucking hell. And like every six months we'll sort of do this wacky thing where Jase goes to the doctors and has all his tests done. Yeah, that's right. Two birds, one stone. His wife will be stoked. Huge content. If Jase isn't here Obviously he's taken a week off Because he's a piece of shit Yeah fuck that guy I see what's going on here Setting a precedent here What a fucking dog I see what's going on here Yeah anybody leaving Setting a precedent for Keezy's Annual leave Not at all And I think you should Take that annual leave Alright well we'll discuss it On the show I think I think Moggy doing nights on his own With Pugsun on Friday That's good quality radio Didn't even That's a whole new element Give the inspirational speech you guys play golf, fail us, we lose, both of you take the day off and I have to go and do the show.

3:55Yeah, well, sorry, I also don't play golf. Me and Pugs have to do it. It would be funny. I'm totally up for it. I think that's good content. Well, I'm glad everyone's on board, Pugs.

4:04Mike Minogue:Well, he's here regardless. Yeah, I know. I literally have to be here. What does it matter? No, you say the word and I'll come in. Don't put that on me, bro. What? You say the word and I'll come in. I'm not making your decision for you. The thing about it is I think it's good content. So we need to go through the whole process of, for example, you calling Toddy and we record it because obviously our boss doesn't listen to these podcasts. No, no, no. He doesn't like what we do here. No, no, no. So we record that conversation and say, hey, man, I've got a day's leave left this year and I'd like to take it on Friday, see what his reaction is to that, and we record it.

4:36Mike Minogue:The issue with that is going to be that it's going to be like, oh, look, mate, oh, shit. Oh, yeah. No, absolutely, which is good content. Whether we release it or not depends on how good the content is. Because the way I was going to play it was Toddy leaves Thursday 6am. Oh yeah. And I was just going to take the day off on Friday. I put it in the group. I've alerted everyone. Yes. And I was just going to take the day off. Yeah. I think it's good. And then that way he gets to go on holiday and not worry about it. Because you guys would be sweet. You guys would be sweet, man. We would. The other thing too is Dilly's looking to get some more time on air as well.

5:11He should be on air. So I feel like I should step aside.

5:14Mike Minogue:I reckon you should panel, Moggy. You should panel for the Pugs and Dilly show. Yes The Yummy Boys Hour The Yummy Boys Hour What a great idea The Yummy Boys 3 Hour Another thing too And we'll talk about this on the show I reckon we should start planning your breaks For the Friday show this week Oh yes Yeah yeah That's great

5:30Jason Hoyte:If that's where it gets to Yeah we should It's a new dynamic we're testing out

5:34Mike Minogue:You could literally even use that audio On Friday and stuff To try and you know Cut corners and that Shambles We'll be cutting every corner on the planet mate

5:41Jason Hoyte:Yeah because It'll be a circle by the time we're done with it

5:43Mike Minogue:People listening to this Need to realise that This week is all about Fucking let's get to the end of the week So we can get steamed I can't believe we have to be I'll be here. To be honest, it feels like we should all go home. Right now? Well, preferably before I came in. Would have been good. Yeah, right. I'm done. Everyone else is done. Everyone I talk to is done. Yeah. But are the backbones listening done? Oh, no, they're not. I mean, they want to listen to this. I'm going to look after them over the break, though.

6:09Jason Hoyte:We've got a whole bunch of stuff lined up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly like that hand gesture. Moggy's gesturing, whacking off. Oh, yeah. But like me whacking the audience off Gross Yeah yeah You might be sick

6:21Mike Minogue:You might be real sick Hey Mogi can I look through your glasses Yes Can I have a little What I'd love to do is Have a look through some glasses Because I'm assuming My wife put them on And didn't notice any different Like Didn't just Yeah Didn't see the point Have a look at your screen Have a look at your screen Okay I will say That what this is This is a fraction sharper Right Because I put Horty J's ones on And I can't see It's like I'm looking through Fucking The Hubble telescope Whereas these ones Wow As soon as I removed them My paper was blurry And then it sort of Came to Came to Hang on Pugs Hang on I'm just doing some more tests You're good These I reckon I reckon 10 years I'll have some of those Yeah Can I please have a look

7:07Jason Hoyte:You can Thanks Pugs are Big fat head though Yeah Yeah, that's doing nothing for me

7:15Mike Minogue:Well, to be honest, mate That's a good young man You had them at the end of your nose there You've got to put them right up Well, I did put them up No, you did Just for a brief moment I don't want to put them so far up That you stretched them here, you see Yeah But for me, that is Fuck it Night and day Night and day Oh, hang on, hang on The Hauraki Big Show Weekdays from four On Radio Hauraki The Hauraki Big Show podcast Yeah, man How did you guys go with Chasing the Fox? We should be talking about it on the show I don't see it in the liners here. In the line up. I don't see it in the dot. Sorry, the rundown.

7:47Jason Hoyte:After the show? Yeah. It was really, really cool spectacle. Did it turn into a big one? It didn't have a vibe, I'll be honest. No, not as big as what it could have. Keezy got smashed.

7:56Mike Minogue:No, I was just letting Pugs talk about how it wasn't a big one. You go.

8:00Jason Hoyte:Keezy's reacting like that because I kind of dropped off. So it was an epic event. We were having a few responsible ones. Fortunately, we had some sober drivers there. Sawyer's on the TV. Young wee fella. Yeah, I had the media pass and I had the camera, so I was just going down there whenever something went on just to have a look. I was like, why not, even though I don't really know a lot about what I'm looking at. But it was awesome. Cool having most of the team there too, like having Prebs there, having Beck there, the young fellas as well, Isaac. And then afterwards we all got a lift back here.

8:32Jason Hoyte:Yeah. A couple of beers here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to kind of the interlude get changed. What time was that? I don't know, like 10? Right, 9.30?

8:39Mike Minogue:Did it go off there? Honestly, no.

8:42Jason Hoyte:No.

8:43Mike Minogue:To be honest, as soon as it stopped, yeah, everyone just started leaving. So we came here, punished some free beers, and then headed to the – we were going to head up to Hopo, Hot Pond, because that's where Pugs wanted to link up with us missus.

8:56Jason Hoyte:That's a cool way to say that, by the way.

8:57Mike Minogue:And so we stopped at the after party on the way, which is at Darling on Drake. Yes. And then I saw quite a few people I knew there. Right. And so I stayed with them, and then the entire hodaki team kind of left, and I stayed with my friends there for a couple of hours. Yes. Which is great. And I got very steamed.

9:11Jason Hoyte:Oh, good. It was cool. There were people there. My issue was there were people there that had already been there. And I kind of assumed that maybe they'd just got in somehow. And then so my partner was joining us because she'd already been to Ho-Po, Hot Pop, whatever you just said, Hot Pond. And so she came to Darling to catch up. And then obviously she didn't have a wristband. So Angie gave me hers to try.

9:32Mike Minogue:And then you smoke bombed with her wristband.

9:34Jason Hoyte:Yeah. That's right.

9:36Mike Minogue:Because we were like, surely pugs wouldn't just take your wristband and then leave.

9:38Jason Hoyte:Yeah, no, I fully did. But I figured she was in there So she probably wasn't going to pop out and come back in She was so upset Oh really? She was gutted Devastated Very out of character And then I had my wristband Which I had cut off here And then that was my like Barely got in with that I was like I cut it off I didn't know there was an after party And then she Amelia's holding her one That was Angie's That she couldn't get on her hand And so we're both just standing there And they're like nah get out of here And so we went to an Irish pub

10:09Mike Minogue:In Ponds Just quickly, a couple of interesting people. We always meet great people out and about, right, when we're on the piss. There's a couple of interesting people I met at Chasing the Fox that were not pleasant exchanges. Oh, really?

10:24Jason Hoyte:Oh, yes.