OUTRO: The Debrief

0:00Keyzie:For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok or Raw Dog It. 4 to 7 every weekday on Radio Horek here. Oh g'day fellas. Hi Jase. Was that a bit much? It was. I apologize.

0:21Jason Hoyte:Jase I'm all for it man, don't ever let anyone bring you down.

0:24Keyzie:No it's not that I, you know I just sense that we've just been on such a great little expedition. Everyone's sort of down today because, you know, we've come back from a tropical island, for God's sake, and it's windy as F outside.

0:39Mike Minogue:Do you know what's brought me crashing down to earth? What's that, mate? Is that we walk in here, you know, try to put on a brave face, and there are four wax patches of G-Lane's back pubes sitting on the desk. And they've done that intentionally too. Yes. That's a classic G-Lane move. I'm going to leave these here to fuck people off.

0:56Keyzie:Yes, it's massively disgusting. Of course it is. But he knows that. It's not, I mean, old Pugs Island has like a carpet of back here and that's quite luxurious and nice. Yeah, it's silky, yeah. It's silky. I don't want to see lanes sort of, and it's only just above the butt as well. It depends who it's attached to, right?

1:19Mike Minogue:Totally, it is. And also, yeah, it's just, and for him to, like, and I know, I can literally picture him being like, oh, we'll just leave these here to fuck people off. Yeah, yeah.

1:28Jason Hoyte:And it's worked. I also see it as kind of like a, given that it sits right above the crack, sort of a mud guard, like a mud flap situation. So any like sort of poos that go flying out the back of him or his fart particles will get caught in them. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? So they're just sitting there over on the bench there.

1:44Keyzie:At the moment that there's lane fecal matter, just sort of. Well, I'm sorry. There probably already was lane fecal matter. That's the issue.

1:51Mike Minogue:You know, wafting around in the air here. NZME is full of lane fecal matter New Zealand is full of lane fecal matter Especially the North Shore area So that makes me sick But how are you guys feeling today because I'll be honest My wife was working from home today And I was like I'm not putting an alarm on Because I was absolutely fried yesterday

2:10Keyzie:Well it was a big day to be fair It was

2:12Mike Minogue:It was a big day But I thought I was sweet as Until you get home and I was just lying on the couch Fortunately didn't have to do the show and I drifted off to sleep for like an hour and a half just on the couch and that never happens.

2:26Keyzie:Same here. I did exactly the same thing, but it was a little bit later in the day. I don't know about you guys, but when I get home, I have to do a bit of nesty action. Right. What does that mean? What it means is like our place, my wife had been so busy over the weekend and it's looking amazing. Our deck's nearly built. Yeah. And the builder was there when I arrived yesterday, and he was doing a great job. It's looking really good, but I need to do things like a quick vacuum. Really? Yes, because it grounds me. Oh, is that what you mean by nesting? Yeah, nesting in the sense of I'm back home now, so I just need to – and then I've got this addiction to antiseptic wipes, so I'll just get a lot of those out and just wipe benches and stuff.

3:15Keyzie:It's just a grounding thing for me. Really?

3:17Jason Hoyte:Yeah, totally. That's bizarre. I'm the same as you in the sense that I can't sit down and relax until everything's done in any scenario. And if I'm more tired, I've got even less reason, so I go even further. So after you guys left me at customs or bag pickup or whatever yesterday, I got through customs, got out, got the Uber, came here, dropped all the stuff off, had a chat on here with Tony Lyle, and then went home, went to the supermarket, picked up a bunch of shit for the house from the supermarket, did all my washing and then by that time I was making dinner I got home

3:53Mike Minogue:dropped my bag drove straight to Eden noodles

3:57Keyzie:really?

3:58Mike Minogue:what did you get? I got my favourite dish which is check it out if you're in Auckland by the way and there's probably similar ones around the country but it's the two types of noodle mixed together with magic sauce yes and I always get the wide noodles medium with extra Sichuan pickle which is the cabbage leaves which is just amazing. Yes. And I absolutely destroyed that, left my bag on the ground, lay on the couch, boom, out for an hour and a half, and then woke up and did the laundry and tidied up a wee bit.

4:27Keyzie:You see, see, I mean.

4:28Jason Hoyte:I respect that. I respect that.

4:29Mike Minogue:I need a two-hour charge-up period first, though. Yes.

4:33Keyzie:But, you know, it was about 8 o 'clock, watching a bit of TV with my wife there. We've had all our chats, just dozed off. 8 o 'clock? That's a shocking time to nap. I never doze off How long did you doze off for? About an hour Did you have a shit sleep after that? No actually I slept like an absolute stone And stallion And a stallion So standing up And woke up with a huge rager Did you actually? Well don't we all?

5:07Mike Minogue:Oh yeah Really? Yeah cool Oh yeah I got out of bed this morning Guess what time? I'm going to call 10.30. 10 a.m. on the dot. Yeah. And that wasn't me lying in bed being lazy or anything. My wife got up at 7.30, I think it was, because I didn't send an alarm. I was like, I was just going to doze a little bit. I opened my eyes and I felt like absolute assholes and then looked at my phone and it was 10 a.m. and I was like, holy fuck. Yes. We were very, especially Saturday night, because we stayed up until like 1.30 or something, and then we were up. Well, I woke up quite early anyway the next day to go snorkeling, so I probably had like four and a half hours sleep or something.

5:47Mike Minogue:Yes. Because I always wake up at weird times on holiday. Yeah.

5:50Keyzie:Super early. And there's something about being in hotel rooms that doesn't go with me anymore. When you're by yourself. I used to love a hotel room and now not so much.

6:00Mike Minogue:We've got Saturday night too we recorded a Fiji Files special episode of the podcast. It's 53 minutes of recording.

6:07Jason Hoyte:Hey, I was trying to wrap it up, man. We'll see what the – yeah, no, I was trying to not wrap it up. I was not. Like the final edit will be

6:14Mike Minogue:About an outro's length Well that's the thing How are you feeling about it at this point Jase?

6:19Keyzie:Well I remember that it was long It was fucking long And that Mogi was chatting a lot

6:27Mike Minogue:That's the most I've seen Mogi talk ever Yes All very nice things Oh it was great But he was loving it Which I was loving it But I think it was because it wasn't an normal outro It was a change of scenery It was a change of topic New people And he was loving it A small audience We're all steamed In my room.

6:42Keyzie:And the audience was weird.

6:45Jason Hoyte:Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

6:48Mike Minogue:No, they were great. No, Al, yeah.

6:50Jason Hoyte:Yeah. We had a straggler, which threw me off. Yeah, Ryan. He was a legend. He was a lovely guy. Really lovely guy. Lovely guy. Yes. But it was the way that he didn't sit down. Yeah, because he just didn't want to intrude, man. No, but he was so welcome. Yeah, he was excellent. Everybody was welcome to my room. Yeah, the podcast studio set up. The winners got on the Fiji Files pod. And they were great chat They were? Yeah, they were awesome Great Lovely, lovely blokes And then Jase smashed a bottle A Fiji gold bottle in my hotel room Do you remember that? Did I really? Yeah That's when I started trying to wrap the potty up It was because you weren't on the podcast at one point And you were livid that you weren't on the mic So you just buffed it at the wall Nah, I'm just kidding You just knocked it off the bench Sorry, fellas And then I was like

7:33Mike Minogue:Here, Jase, you can come have my seat

7:35Jason Hoyte:Yeah, and then Mike put a glass directly where the Fiji gold bottle was. That's right. And Jase was still standing there. I was like, Mike, move the fucking glass. Yeah. The Hauraki Beach Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. The Hauraki Beach Show podcast.

7:52Mike Minogue:It's really hard at a resort because they shut things off at 10.30. Yes. And then it's like - We tried to get a party going on the beach,

8:00Keyzie:but it didn't really happen, did it?

8:02Jason Hoyte:No, it happened for a brief moment.

8:04Mike Minogue:I got some Kylie Minogue out. Yes, you did. I think we were trying to get the other people involved. What we should have just done is just gone the fellas down there and just had some darts and played some music and drank some beers or something. But we actually were out of booze. Yes.

8:17Jason Hoyte:And also the people that encouraged the party in the first place stayed where they were seated. Yes. Which I asked them about. Well, they did a very spectacular dance. They did. They did. They did a line dance. Yeah, all choreographed. It was awesome. Boots on the ground.