In short
A comedic “outro” segment from Big Show about being the only staff in the studio, holiday loneliness, a fire-alarm car-park delay, and a plan to chase half-price sushi at 3:30 (plus missing chips/cheese balls).
Guest backgrounds
No guests appear; it’s the hosts—Pugs, Jase, and Big Dilly (Dilly).
Key claims
Radio Hode Aircare pays them poorly; the office half is empty except the three recording; lifts don’t work due to systems issues; the sushi place offers half-price at 3:30; Pugs is “too broke” the day before payday but insists someone else buy.
Notable examples
Pugs’s tiny Japanese “hedgehog” brim cap; escaping the car park via a rolling door; ordering grilled salmon/nigiri and “octopus balls.”
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOSushi Discussions
0:15 to 2:15
A light-hearted conversation about favorite sushi orders and sharing food.
“I want to explain, at 3.30 every day there's a great little sushi place and it goes half price at 3.30.”
Radio Host Realities
2:15 to 4:19
Discussion about the financial aspects and perceptions of being a radio host.
“So if you haven't seen the Horeki office, we share our half of the lower level, the ground level, with another station.”
Loneliness in the Studio
4:19 to 5:14
The hosts reflect on the quietness of their studio and their experiences working alone.
“And then your elastic-fitting Vulcan cap fell off at the last second, and just as the door was about to shut, a hand pops underneath and snatches it away, and it's old hoity jizz, and you got your hat back.”
Hat and Fashion Banter
5:14 to 8:15
A humorous exchange about one host's hat and its style compared to a child's.
“The hat itself fits my head perfectly fine because it's adjustable.”
Sushi Request and Office Dynamics
8:15 to 10:30
A playful negotiation about getting sushi while discussing office dynamics.
“I got sent some more piss, which we'll talk about on the show.”
Transcript
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0:15Keyzie:Seriously pugs, I'll buy you sushi. I want to explain, at 3.30 every day there's a great little sushi place and it goes half price at 3.30. Yes. And the fellers, often we tootle on down there at 3.30 and buy up large. Mosey on over, get some pork shumai. No. Yes. That's not what I get. I get a grilled salmon. Okay. Nigiri. Yeah, but you're talking about the fellers. You're not just talking about Hoody J's order. Octopus balls. But anyway, Pugsan says, I can't, I'm too broke. And I went, I'll buy you some sushi pugs. And he went, thanks, man. But nah, I can't let you buy me sushi. It's like, fuck, man.
1:04Keyzie:I've got dog squad money.
1:05Jason Hoyte:You've been flexing the dog squad money a lot more since the fellows have been around. Have I? Yes. Like multiple times just on your own without somebody else bringing it up, you know?
1:18Keyzie:Well, that's because there's only me and you here.
1:21Jason Hoyte:Usually it's the fellows that bring it up. So you feel more comfortable bringing it up because it's just me?
1:26Keyzie:No. And it's complete bullshit, of course. Terribly paid.
1:30Jason Hoyte:Yeah, sure it is.
1:31Keyzie:So is radio, by the way. There's a lot of people out there that think that, you know, radio hosts are ultra wealthy. Not here we're not. Oh, yeah. I'm not complaining, pugs. I'm just saying. No, no. It sounds like you are.
1:44Jason Hoyte:I mean, I'm going to produce a salary.
1:47Keyzie:You compare. Compared to the talent.
1:50Jason Hoyte:All the other.
1:51Keyzie:These whitty jizz. That is all over the place. we would be the lowest paid probably. What, you think, out of all the stations? I think so.
1:59Jason Hoyte:Yeah. Yeah, we would be. Trust me. Yeah, we're sort of the underdogs here at Horaki. Yeah, man. You know what I mean, man?
2:06Keyzie:Totally. How are you going?
2:08Jason Hoyte:I'm good, man.
2:09Keyzie:It's been a good day. I've got to tell people that there is fucking literally not one soul in our part of the building. 100%.
2:19Jason Hoyte:So if you haven't seen the Horeki office, we share our half of the lower level, the ground level, with another station. And in the entire half over here is just Jase and I at recording time three-ish. Yeah. Yeah.
2:38Keyzie:It's a weird vibe. Deli's not even here. I don't even know where he is. Well, you know, everyone's on fucking holiday. Yeah. And it's just like, whatever, man. Man, I'm over this holiday bullshit.
2:50Jason Hoyte:Not you and me, man. Nah, I mean, we'll keep throwing punches, won't we, Pugs-san? We got it, man, you and me.
2:55Keyzie:Just a douche, a douche. But you've had a good day, though, because you seemed a bit down-buzz when I came in.
3:03Jason Hoyte:Oh, really? Well... You're just making the smile on your face seem like I'm talking out of your ass.
3:08Keyzie:It might be just that you were lonely.
3:11Jason Hoyte:No, I was just kind of... I was apathetic. Yeah. because there was nobody here. And so I was kind of just chilling, waiting for you to turn up, even though I turned up a few hours ago, obviously, as part of my job to get everything ready for the show. So I was sort of like, oh.
3:27Keyzie:Fuck, you got some chewed today, man.
3:29Jason Hoyte:Just waiting for the talent to show up. You know how it is, man?
3:33Keyzie:Yeah, well, it would have been earlier if that bloody fire alarm hadn't have gone off down in the car park and I got stuck in there for 10 minutes.
3:39Jason Hoyte:So you got stuck in the car park, you weren't allowed to leave. That's correct, Buckson. Which seems like counterproductive for a scenario where there's a fire.
3:47Keyzie:They've got to work their systems out. That's what they're doing at the moment. That's why the lifts don't fucking work.
3:52Jason Hoyte:And so what was the, like, when did it resolve or how did it resolve? It resolved to me, Effen and Jeff, and after 10 minutes. That's not resolving anything. How did you get to leave again if you were trapped down there?
4:05Keyzie:There's a sliding door, sort of, you know the rolling doors? Yes. And I managed to find one of those, and just as it was going down, I did the old loosey-goosey and just rolled underneath the rolling door.
4:21Jason Hoyte:And then your elastic-fitting Vulcan cap fell off at the last second, and just as the door was about to shut, a hand pops underneath and snatches it away, and it's old hoity jizz, and you got your hat back.
4:34Keyzie:No. My hat didn't fall off at all, man. What are you talking about? True, it is elastic, so it's pretty tight on that massive dome.
4:51Keyzie:You're running what I call your... Here we go. No, what does it remind me of? It reminds me of like a six-year-old's baseball cap.
5:06Jason Hoyte:Yeah, that's pretty much spot on. I got this in Japan, actually.
5:10Keyzie:What's the vibe there? Because as previously discussed, obviously Pugsan has a massive head. Yeah. And it is the tiniest little hat.
5:20Jason Hoyte:It is a tiny. Well, it's just got a tiny brim. The hat itself fits my head perfectly fine because it's adjustable. Thank God.
5:26Keyzie:It just doesn't have a brim, really.
5:27Jason Hoyte:It does, just as I just said, a small brim.
5:30Keyzie:Yeah. Yeah, like a short brim.
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5:31Jason Hoyte:So I was in a mall in Japan and I saw it and I found this like little streetwear store and for some reason they were really obsessed with like onsens, like the little bathhouses, and that was like a big part of their branding was like going to the onsen or the spa or whatever and then I saw this hat and when I went to Japan I was walking around with the Google Translate app for a lot of it and I hovered over what it says on here and it says hedgehog on my tiny brim hat. Hari Nezumi and Nezumi is rat. if you didn't know, Jay. So I imagine Hari means, I don't know, spiky or something. And that inspired you to buy it, did it?
6:11Keyzie:Yeah, it literally did. That's what it was.
6:13Jason Hoyte:I was like, cool. It's like a little tiny brim Japanese denim cap.
6:17Keyzie:I just have a picture of, yeah, like a little tiny kid in a baseball outfit. Yes. Playing T-ball.
6:26Jason Hoyte:Yeah, it is very much a T-ball style sort of cap.
6:29Keyzie:You know, and you put that on the little feeler. He gives the ball a bit of a whack.
6:33Jason Hoyte:You know, like it gives him some sunshade over his eyes, but it doesn't block his vision from hitting the T-ball.
6:39Keyzie:Yeah, but kids are massively young at that age, trust me. But, yeah, so it's weird. Not even Big Dilly is here, which is weird. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck.
6:48Jason Hoyte:I don't know where he's gone. But it's only two more shows, mate. Oh, no, here he comes. You're saying that like I'm waiting for it. I mean, obviously it's been more yakka, but it's been bloody fun, to be honest. Yeah, it's been good, man.
7:03Keyzie:Loving it. Here he is.
7:05Jason Hoyte:Big Dilly.
7:06Keyzie:Come in, mate. Come in.
7:08Jason Hoyte:Yeah, come in, Dilly. Pugs and I are lonely. Yeah, Dilly.
7:11Keyzie:There's no one here. We're all, you know, we need some company. Whichever one you like, you go over there, mate. What's the meaning of the word lonely? Now, listen, Big Dilly, we've got an issue here. Just into the mic, if you could. Pugs is desperate to have some discount sushi. Oh, my God.
7:25Jason Hoyte:Can you not make it about? Are you sending me on a run? Is that what this is?
7:29Keyzie:No, not a run. We do need some chips, though. Oh, bugger, that's what I was going to do, too. I was going to buy some cheese balls to bring in because the lack of chips on this show at the moment's really doing my head in. I spoke to my partner about that. Yes.
7:42Jason Hoyte:Rhi, her not bringing down chips anymore, and she confirmed that it was because you called her wacky and so she doesn't really feel comfortable coming down to the studio anymore. She needs to fucking harden up. Dilly. No, they just ran out.
7:55Keyzie:Now, you see, that's a sensible cap you're wearing, Not Pugson's little six-year-old baseball cap. You might not wear this hat. It's an expert ultra one for all those listening.
8:05Jason Hoyte:They should give me free merch, free stuff, I reckon. I'm never not in this hat. Look at this guy getting free shit.
8:12Keyzie:Yeah, I reckon. Who the fuck do you think you are, man? He's all right.
8:17Jason Hoyte:I got sent some more piss, which we'll talk about on the show.
8:20Keyzie:You got sent more piss. He's got more free shit on his desk. Which we'll talk about on the show. How do I get on that, man? Sorry, yes, James. Getting back to my point, Big Dilly, so Pugsana's aching for some half-priced sushi, and he said, I'm too broke.
8:37Jason Hoyte:It's the day before payday, Dilly.
8:39Keyzie:I said, I'll buy you some, and he went, no, no, thank you, but no, you'll buy him some, eh?
8:44Jason Hoyte:Yeah, Dilly, you said you would. What do I get out of it? Excuse me, that's terribly wrong. You're going to make me go out. You did a real mogi there. That was awful, sorry.
8:52Keyzie:It's currently raining, so you want me to go out in the rain and get you sushi?
8:55Jason Hoyte:I think you'll find it's not me telling you to do this. It's old mate over there in the Elastic Bowl con cap. Jase wants me to go get you sushi. So I'd take it up.
9:02Keyzie:Well, I mean, I see you fellas hugging and kissing all the time, and it seems like the sort of stuff you do for each other. For a mate in distress, old Pugsam there with his lack of half-priced sushi. He's freaking out, man. And I need him firing for the show here, big dilly.
9:21Jason Hoyte:We've got a big show today, dilly. Are you actually really hungry? No, I don't want. Both of you are just, you're lacking in outro content, all right? We can fire this off. It's been nearly 10 minutes. You can relax. We don't need to make content out of me maybe wanting half-priced sushi, both being the day before payday.
9:36Keyzie:Is this Jase wanting to steal some of your half-priced sushi? Is that what this is?
9:40Jason Hoyte:It's most likely. And also it means that he'll get some sushi as well because he wants sushi, and so he's making it about me.
9:47Keyzie:Why don't we all go? Yeah, let's all go for a team walk.
9:50Jason Hoyte:Then who's going to run the office, guys? We're the only ones in the whole fucking building.
9:54Keyzie:There's no one fucking here. Who cares? You can burn for all I care.
9:59Jason Hoyte:What, the office?
9:59Keyzie:Yes.
10:00Jason Hoyte:Yeah.
10:01Keyzie:It might while we're away. Come on, pug son. Come on with old hoity janky. We're doing it. I also have food in the fridge. We are doing it. I'm just being a silly billy.
10:09Jason Hoyte:What have you got in the fridge? I got some crackers there, a little bit of cammon beer.
10:13Keyzie:Can we have some?
10:13Jason Hoyte:Fuck no. God. I want some chips. I might go ask my ZM connections.
10:19Keyzie:I'm so annoyed I forgot the cheese balls. That really pisses me off. I had a lot on today I've been very busy I'm sure you have by what you've been
10:28Jason Hoyte:sending me on message listen to the big show four to seven weekdays would you or don't I don't care Jase at harakibigshow on Insta
10:38Keyzie:fine if that's what you want to do thanks for coming in Dilly alright
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