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0:15Keyzie:Oh, g'day fellas.

0:17Mike Minogue:Backbone. Hello. Yeah, man. Good stuff. Good weekend, Hoyte J. Yeah, not bad, thanks. You're good, Hoyte J. You seem like you're a bit down in the dumps, man.

0:25Keyzie:No, no, I'm tickety-boo. The last 20 minutes just exhausted me.

0:30Mike Minogue:Is that a new jersey, man?

0:31Keyzie:Yeah, it is. Thanks for noticing.

0:33Mike Minogue:What was exhaustive? Was it the brainstorm or the show meeting? That wasn't a brainstorm.

0:38Keyzie:It wasn't a brainstorm, Kesey.

0:40Mike Minogue:I mean, well, it kind of was for the video idea we were shooting on Wednesday and every idea involved Jase looking silly.

0:45Keyzie:Yeah, well, I mean, that's par for the course. You know, but I'm happy to look silly alongside him. That's par for the course.

0:50Mike Minogue:He just does it so well. He does.

0:51Keyzie:It's just, you know, those types of condos. Absolutely critical to the success of this radio show, Jase Yeah, totally, man I tend to go into a deep thug

1:06Mike Minogue:You went into a thug No, a thug I was going to say

1:11Keyzie:I was feeling good up to that point You were, weren't you? Yeah, then I just went

1:17Mike Minogue:Yesterday

1:18Keyzie:Monday

1:20Mike Minogue:Yesterday Yesterday Yesterday Yesterday So I went to bed at 5 In the morning? Sunday morning So the All Blacks was on And I was like None of it was going into my brain And I was just like Why the fuck am I still up? And so I went to bed Took ages to go to sleep Then woke up at like 7 And then at lunchtime I was home And I'd had a shower And Lucy My wife had made me lunch And I was just sitting on the couch And I'd made a big coffee And I said to her I'm going to stay up And just go to bed early I had one mouthful of coffee And was like I can't do it I tipped the coffee out Went to bed for 5 hours Yeah.

1:52Mike Minogue:It was fucked. I've never napped for that long. It was fucked up. That's not a nap. That's a sleep case. That's a full-blown sleep. You had an hour of sleep the night before, so you didn't have the sleep. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So that's like, yeah. Because what time did you start drinking the day before? I was drinking a zero-alcohol beer while driving out to my mate's house out south at 11.30am. There you go. Yeah, yeah. There you go. Jeez, that's a long time to be drinking. That is a long night. That is a big shift. Jeez, you must have had a few coffees in there as well. That's a big shift. A lot of coffee, Smoky.

2:23Mike Minogue:Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll do it.

2:26Keyzie:Boy, oh boy, oh boy. What the hell are you doing?

2:28Mike Minogue:I don't know what you're insinuating, but I take umbrage.

2:33Keyzie:You're going to hit the fan tomorrow. Do you reckon? Yeah, tomorrow on Wednesday. Is this me not hitting the fan? No.

2:39Mike Minogue:Because it feels like it is?

2:40Keyzie:No, not at all.

2:42Mike Minogue:I just – The next – it's usually two days after. How far away is hot pot from here? How far, like physically? To walk it? 500 metres? Oh, 10-minute walk? 10-minute walk. Down the hill? Yeah, man. I just did that walk. Yes. From Hot Pot to here. Oh, yes. And it felt like I was climbing fucking Everest. I'm so full of Hot Pot right now and regret that I'm just like, the walk felt like it was taking forever. Yeah. You should have got on a scooter, man. Thought about it. Yeah. Then I was like, I don't want to look like Mogi when he's hungry. Oh, it was you when you were drunk, wasn't it? Oh, drunk, yeah.

3:20It's all cool. Run along. Crash it. Crash it, drop all your shit everywhere. Yes. Good times. How was your Father's Day, jizz?

3:28Keyzie:It was good, thanks. I had to wait for my daughter to get up.

3:34Mike Minogue:What time did she get up? 11.

3:35Keyzie:Well, that was fine because my wife and I went out and had breakfast, as we do on a Sunday.

3:40Mike Minogue:Yeah. Were there birds in the cafe?

3:41Keyzie:Yes, there were. Fuck. A couple of pigeons. I had a very nice ham and cheese croissant. coffee and we get one of their juices there, which is great. And then got home and there were prezzies on the table for me. Oh, really? Yeah. What do you get? Do you like getting a present, do you? I don't normally expect a present on Father's Day, not these days. No, no. But I think all my daughters contributed. Right. Yes. Can you tell us? Yeah, yeah. I was going to do it on the show when we chatted. Oh, yeah, yeah. Fair enough. Okay. Yeah, yeah. You're not going to, okay. I can do it now. You're reserved to tell the truth here and lies on the show.

4:18So if it's going to be the truth on the show, I'm happy with that. Yeah, well, I mean. That is a complete change to the structure of what we do here.

4:23Mike Minogue:If he comes on the show and says, oh, a dilly or something, then it's like, what?

4:26Keyzie:Yeah, my daughter's bought me a dilly.

4:30Mike Minogue:Come on, man.

4:31Keyzie:Come on. But, yeah, good weekend. How was the card? That was not. It is very funny, the card. Is it? The Father's Day card. Because it was written by my youngest daughter, and she said, we love you so much, we lucked out getting you as a dad. Yes. And I went, isn't lucked out bad luck? No, no. But it's actually different in different cultures. In America, lucked out means really good luck. And in European, you've run out of luck. I used to wonder about that, but I've come to understand it to be it's good luck. Yes. And you would hope. You would hope so. In this instance, it was, yeah. It just made me laugh.

5:21Mike Minogue:I mean, it feels weird that they could have said, like, we hit the jackpot. Yeah, exactly. But they chose that sort of ambiguous. We've got a gambling addiction. The Horaki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Horaki. Ha, ha, ha. Now that's good listening. And it's live. What are you listening to there? Oh, me? Oh, sorry. I was listening to the Radio Horaki Big Show. Right. Four to seven weekdays. Yeah, that's quite specific. And iHeartRadio. Watto. Cheers. The Hauraki Big Show Podcast.

5:57Keyzie:Just on the jackpot, I didn't win lotto. No. But I did get four free lines again. You had the jackpot as well, didn't you, Keezy, on Saturday night? I don't get it. What? Because I was 28 mil, man. 28.5. It's all gone. The guys claimed it. In Gisborne. He lives in Gisborne. Imagine living in Gisborne, right? Yeah. And you fucking win$28.5 million. That place is beautiful. Yeah. Like my mother-in-law at the moment. I'd be out of there like fucking. Well, my mother-in-law at the moment is house-sitting down there, and she's in this amazing place, and the beach is just phenomenal. And she's about 100 metres from the beach.

6:38That's miles.

6:39Keyzie:You go in Gisborne, you could buy the most extraordinary property. But then you live in Gisborne. And then, you know, just get high the entire time, responsibly. Gisborne. No. Gisborne. That's what they're going to call it when you move there, man. That's what they call it when the hoody jay moves there. Yeah, the Gisborne. But, yeah, no, it was a nice fire. And I got a few messages late in the day. Oh, did you from your daughters, I hope? Yeah. Yeah, good shit.