#1972 - Jim Breuer

20 Apr 2023 · 3 h 15 min

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The Joe Rogan Experience #1972 - Jim Breuer

Podcast Description: The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.

Episode Details

  • Title: #1972 - Jim Breuer
  • Guest: Jim Breuer, stand-up comic, actor, host of the "Breuniverse" Podcast.
  • Episode Description: Jim Breuer discusses his career in comedy, his podcast, and his comedy special "Somebody Had to Say It," available on YouTube.

Key Discussion Points

Reconnecting with Long-Time Friend

  • Joe Rogan and Jim Breuer reminisce about their friendship spanning over 31-32 years, discussing how they met when they were in their early 20s and the comedic adventures they've shared.

Passion for Comedy

  • Both discuss their unwavering love for comedy and how it has been a central part of their lives.
  • They reflect on the joy and fulfillment derived from performing stand-up comedy.

Martial Arts and Self-Understanding

  • Discussion on how martial arts contribute to personal growth and understanding one's capabilities.
  • Joe encourages Jim to try martial arts, suggesting it helps in creating fearlessness and better understanding of oneself.

Experiences in Africa

  • Jim shares his travel story in Africa, describing a visit to a tribe in Kenya.
  • Contrast between modern lifestyle and the hunter-gatherer lifestyle is discussed, emphasizing adaptability and resilience of humans.

Societal Observations

  • Discussion on the contrast between advanced societies and primitive living conditions.
  • Reflection on how difficult living conditions don't necessarily equate to unhappiness.

Construction and Hard Work

  • Both share experiences with hard labor jobs, emphasizing how these jobs influenced their career choices.
  • Jim discusses his brief stint in construction and his fear of heights.

Technology and Modernization

  • Joe talks about the advancement in technology and craftsmanship, citing examples of ancient Japanese buildings constructed without nails.

Reflections on COVID-19

  • The impact of the pandemic on society and misconceptions around treatments and health advice.
  • Discussion on the importance of vitamins, particularly vitamin D, in combating diseases.

Government and Media Critique

  • Criticism of government actions during the pandemic and the role of media in shaping public perception.
  • Discussion on misinformation and the challenges in discerning truth in media reports.

Nature and Wildlife

  • Joe and Jim talk about encounters with wildlife such as alligators and pythons, especially in Florida.
  • Discussion on the impact of invasive species like Burmese pythons in the Everglades.

Wild West and Historical Insights

  • Joe shares insights on historical events and their impact on society today.
  • Discussion on how historical events, such as the Younger Dryas impact theory, may have shaped human civilization.

Film and Media

  • Discussion on various films and series, including "Uncut Gems" and "1883," highlighting their impact and storytelling.
  • Reflection on how movies and media portray historical and societal themes.

Closing Remarks

  • Joe and Jim conclude with humorous banter about cars and personal experiences.
  • They express excitement for future shows and collaborative endeavors.

Conclusion The episode provides a blend of humor, introspection, and critique on various aspects of life, society, and entertainment. Joe and Jim's conversation covers wide-ranging topics, reflecting on personal experiences while tackling broader societal issues.

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0:03The Joe Rogan Experience Showing my day Joe Rogan podcast my night, all day

0:13Jim, motherfucking brood Good to see you my brother You too man, I feel like I'm seeing like a high school friend I know And I've been out of high school for a long time Well when we met we were like fresh out of high school When we met we were in our early 20s Yeah, we were really young We were young Bro, we've been friends for like 31 years Dude, so crazy And maybe 32, maybe 32 years You have, I've been married 31 Yeah And I wasn't married as with the same girl Yeah, yeah And so that was at least 31, 32 years ago At least 32 years ago Yeah And you cracked me up, man And you cracked me up now We had a good fucking time We had a good time back then, we had a good time last night Dude, last night was so much fun God, their club is such a fun hang I love seeing you enjoy life I love seeing you enjoy life And watching you It's like What I love about you is you've never changed And you always You love comedy You love stand -up comedy And to see you Just eaten, breathing, talking, living, loving stand -up Bro, you would You would fucking go in the In the main room I'd get there, right?

1:40And your chat It's Crash it Crash it I'm watching the back I'm watching the balcony Like a 15 -year -old going Ha ha ha ha ha ha Bro, that felt good for me You know when you're able to watch another guy And laugh your fucking balls up And then you, and then you come inside And then you're talking more comedy Where all the dudes in there And then, and then, and then you go in the little room And you're telling me Damn, where am I at the last night? I was just like this whole time What the fuck is going on right now? Holy shit You slipped right into it Come on, man Well, you, you felt like you belonged to that place Huh?

2:20You felt like you belonged to that place Like immediately, the moment you went on stage Where are the balcony watching you? I was crying Does the best impression of me I've ever seen anybody do Ha ha ha ha ha ha What's fascinating I'm watching you Ridiculous I am Well, I mean, the green room And you're just, you're, you're, you're, you know, the guys are talking about fighting And you're just like, just, just every movie you're like, dude You gotta go slow It's repetitions Wap, wap, wap And wap, wap, wap And then you just talk about the plump And you always stay right here And all of them were watching Like, I'll watch you Like, dude You can, you can sell me Probably going into the UFC for this one Fuck you Fucking captivated It was that I had a, I really had a good time But I, I got to say Well, a lot of those guys are getting into martial arts You know, it's a lot of those guys are getting into martial arts You know, because, like, guys are trying to get to, it's, it's really interesting Because it's like, they're realizing, like, there's something to that There's something to doing that thing that very difficult physical thing And makes you better at other stuff I want to do it and I didn't commit to it yet because I know Let's go with Joey Joey loves it, Joey Diaz He does Jiu -Jitsu all the time He's in Jersey, right?

3:32Yeah, you're not in Jersey anymore You're in Florida now Just plenty of places in Florida, I could say you know There is plenty Oh my God, Florida is filled with like high level Jiu -Jitsu But what I was gonna say was It's knowing what your capable of Definitely, definitely adds to everything about you The way your whole day goes about Like there's, it creates a fearless, if that makes sense Well, it's just like, it gives you more of an understanding of other stuff Like if you get good, it's a thing that's hard to do It gives you a better understanding of how to get good at other stuff Yeah And just life in general Having a difficult thing that you do in your life, I think, makes the rest of life easier I really do And I think, I think humans are so adaptable Man, you look at people that live in horrible conditions and they seem fine Like, you ever see like these videos of these villages and these kids are playing And there's just dirt, there's nothing else And they're just kicking around a homemade soccer ball, laughing and giggling Chill, so last year, two years ago, we go on a big vacation, right?

4:36I like going to Africa I like And we're, we go to this tribe And we're part of Africa Jiu -Jitsu This one was in Kenya, it was right outside of Kenya Are you fluent in Nairobi? It was just outside of Kenya But remember when you were a kid and like you build a fort? Like you mean you were hanging out with 12 years old, 12 years old Like, are you going to build a fort? Yeah, okay You're going to end up getting like, okay, I got a, I got a trash can Yeah I got my dad's jacket, I got a hood of a car And we're getting, and we love them And then once you build a fort, then you're inside And you're like, just where we're going to cook Dude, that's what these guys lived in And they, lot, they were, it was like watching kids play fort And they were just so proud, I went in I'll show you a picture later, it's so fucking cool You go in and they, that's all they got I think that when you say that's all they got, it's a misconception Yeah, because everything they, it's just like we exist Like they're alive and thriving, just like we're alive and thriving It's just a completely different way of living A hunter -gatherer is way of living apparently When you talk to, and I'm not talking about like Let's be real clear, I'm not talking about like Third world people who live in like rural poverty I'm talking about hunter -gatherers I'm talking about people that exist off the land Right There's something about that They think resonates with people Because that's how we evolved And so when people do that, they're very happy Like they had a really interesting Docky series on vice back in the day Called Heinmo's Arctic Adventure And it's about this guy, Heinmo Corp I hope I say I'm saying his name right I think I am And this dude Moved up to the Arctic In like the 1970s And he's been there ever since This dude doesn't have a tell, he's got a TV with like VHS tapes And he watches movies occasionally He saw about 9 -11, he saw a photo of 9 -11 He's still never seen the planes go into the towers And this guy moved up there And met this woman, this indigenous woman And I had a family with her And this fucking guy lives in like a log house That's in the middle of the woods And he's surrounded by grizzly bears He had a killer grizzly bear on camera In the middle of this thing The grizzly bear was coming to kill his dog Or eat his carabou or something It's killed one of his dogs in the past Like your dog's tied up outside to bark To make sure that they know when bears are coming And a bear ate his fucking dog The dog was tied up and came back, the dog was dead Or just pieces of it Like and this guy lives like this And he's so happy But he's also super intelligent So when this guy is talking He's explaining how I think this is how people are supposed to live Well not only that too But knowing that your life or any life Can end at any moment at any time I think when you have a reality that Just tell how delicate all of life is You have a different perception And you take and you look at things a lot differently Like you lose someone You truly look, this fucker knows All of them are vulnerable He lost his baby So in the rapids I mean this is how difficult their life is That they're forced to hold a two -year -old baby in the rapids That's no other way to do it They have to get through Everyone has to survive It's like the thing tipped over It's like well And we live in our world where a two -year -old gets cancer And you go, why should I go through things And have 10, 15 operations And then you find Luzum It's life That's the part that doesn't matter Part of me wants to go back to that I know it's going to be a battle But there is part of me that feels like This should be the new school But is there a mix between Living that way And like, hey man, let's go get some pizza and burgers Let's go see a fucking movie Or let's go see And we have to get two nuts out here Because that's the new school Learning how to build a home Learning how to live off the land Dude, you know what I saw that was fascinating the other day They took apart this 100 -plus -year -old Japanese building That was made with no nails The craftsmanship is so insane They have these wood cuts Where they wedge into each other perfectly And then they have a separate wedge that they put in each piece To secure it in place And they built this house this way With no nails over 100 years ago Is this like the log cabin thing too Where you like it?

9:38No, but it's not like a log, it's like perfect Like a log cabin, it's kind of rough You know, like they do that and they make those cuts And they slide them in place But it's a little rough I'm talking about like this precision thin cuts on wood Where they mesh together This episode is brought to you by Oracle AI is coming to your industry If it isn't already here But AI needs lots of speed and computing power So how do you compete without cost spiraling? Upgrade to Oracle Cloud Infrastructure or OCI OCI is the blazing fast and secure platform For your infrastructure database application development And AI workloads Right now Oracle is offering to cut your current cloud bill in half If you move to OCI for new US customers with minimum financial commitment Offer end March 31st See if your company qualifies at oracle .com slash Rogan They're perfectly I saw this, I saw a complete opposite Where they built into the ground And I don't know if it was like India or whatever They had brown skin And they built this most incredible underground bedroom Just from digging And placing things over certain areas So they just went into a mountainside It wasn't even a mountainside It went into the ground It went into the ground and went to the first Hobbit house Yes Wow It was so cool Yeah, this is it Look at how they did this This is the Japanese construction Isn't that insane?

11:17Look how they made these fucking perfect cut wedges And they just slide into each other And they had this whole building built like this There's no nails And it existed like this perfectly for 100 years So they're deconstructing it I'm hoping that they're going to reconstruct And I don't know what they're doing So how old is that thing? Over 100 years old I believe 100 years ago Yeah, it's joinery When I was looking it up it says that that's how they did Construction in Japan back then It's amazing It's amazing Because it's not like they didn't have nails back then But what's fascinating about someone who's willing to commit To building stuff like this It's like this is engineering This is art, this is architecture I mean these guys, look at how they're doing this man When they're making all these things slide into each other And secure in place with wedges This is incredible They said they're bug repellent too We treated with, oh treated with bug repellent That probably gives you cancer We got a bug repellent That's tough so nasty When I did construction I used to have to carry pressure treated lumber And it was a grunt And pressure treated lumber, you get splinters And you're basically getting anoculated chemical With the fuck is pressure treated lumber pressure treated with It smells terrible It's amazing I did one job that I had During the summer with my friend Jimmy Lawless He got me a job working for his construction company And Jimmy was a carpenter at the time and I was a laborer And we had to build a Knights of Columbus ramp And it was just carrying pressure treated lumber and cement all day Dude, I did two weeks ago How old are you?

13:03I guess I was 18 Yeah, somewhere around 18 It's the last thing every day I was like fuck this Because I had like entertained some romantic ideas of going into construction But it wasn't interested in that I did a lot of construction gigs because my step down was an architect So I was always on construction sites when I was a kid But that is fucking hard work Dude, that's a whole different level work That's how that is You're getting up early You're using every muscle in your body I did that for like three days tops I think I'm not gonna be kidding What happened to me was He goes, you know, we're working on this Whatever building Whatever was I'm petrified of heights So I was fine on the ground gathering things And bring it shit But when he was like Okay, take this screw gun And then you're gonna go up the scaffold and fucking What?

14:00Yeah, no harness No nothing So I stood there I stood there And every time he was looking It looked like I was like And then he caught on like 15 He's like, Brewer, you haven't even Kid, you haven't even gotten one in And then he calls you out Are you afraid of heights? Are you afraid of dying? Show, are you afraid of dying? Show, are you afraid of the sky or are you afraid of fucking heights? I'm sorry That's called being intelligent You're supposed to be afraid of heights Petrified But when I watch those Alex Honnold videos That guy climbing the mountains Where it's like at this angle He's like literally hanging on with his fingers and toes Crawling his way Thousands of feet above the rocks Like what are you doing?

14:46What about the guys in the buildings? Jesus Christ, oh yeah Like buildings, shit James Kingston sent me this This crazy fucker This crazy fucker Look what he's doing man This is not good Like look at this way he's got to climb this thing Bro Yeah, what the fuck What the fuck are you doing bro And his barefoot My feet would be so sweaty I would be slipping and sliding all over the place I got to the top and he didn't even know what was going to happen He's like how do I do this? Yeah, fucking stuck Oh, Jesus Christ, I can't let him jump Take it away Take it away So stop it So that's called being intelligent though So I remember one time I was at my kids I went to family and we go And the kids really want to go on this um Ferris wheel But I think I remember where it was It was definitely in the Maybe his cat, it doesn't fucking matter All I know is You're in a cage And this one goes really high Really high Right?

15:54Yeah So I'm like, you know what, it's fucking The kids, this one's seven Oh be cool, we got in I don't think I made it to halfway And then they started with the shaken And the fucking shaken And I I I was so scared I threatened my child I told him I was going to punch They're fucking faces I swear to God I'm screaming I will punch You're fucking facing right now I swear to God And my wife said, I can't stop And that was it man That was it, shut my eyes Fucking, I'm never Tempting heights ever again in my life I don't need to, I'm 55 I'm done, fucking that It's not necessary It's not necessary, I don't need it You have a job where you literally risk your life Climbing scaffoldings And hanging on where you screw and things in Bro, it's crazy It's hard work man Shout out to all the construction workers out there listening to this That's real work That's man stuff That taught me, that was like one of the most important things about me Becoming a comedian Having really hard labor jobs And realizing, I don't want to do this I got to figure something out No, my dad was sanitation I'd watch him I don't know if I can You know, I watch people work in all day I don't know if I can do this Also, imagine if you're doing sanitation And you're grabbing garbage cans And you're throwing them in What are you smelling all day What are you smelling all day And how can that not be bad for you Like toxic fumes If you were going to factory You have to have fucking the respirator thing on And the masks How is that okay That these garbage bins are just breathing in toxic fumes All day, if you can smell it It means it's getting in your body And they were all like his whole crew All World War II guys So they all came back They all just came back from that They all hook each other up They all got jobs doing that Solid job I mean, maybe they don't smell it too much Maybe they do it now They smell like pure ass It seems like it was horrifying There's certain jobs where like Jesus Christ How you protect people like that in the pandemic You can't stop them from working Is it funny that certain people This were allowed to keep working Like don't get me started Well, it was weird as like They had jobs that were deemed critical That was my favorite We will tell you What jobs are essential What was the essential?

18:34Yeah, so that meant if you were non -essential Like you didn't contribute to society You were non -essential We will decide who is essential The weird things that podcasting was essential It was very essential But it was It was listed as Because it's entertainment The show must go on The show must go on People need to be entertained Meanwhile, we didn't know we were part of the sub show Yeah, we were part of a weird show Yes I remember the early days Like Dana White wanted to put on An event And they were saying no, you can't have events anymore Because code is like Shut the fuck up, I'm going to find a place for this And then eventually We wound up doing it indoors With no audience Eventually, it was a few months in They wound up doing We did a show in Jacksonville, I believe It was definitely Florida I think it was Jacksonville And no audience in an arena It was wild I remember that It was weird because it was a big ass arena And you know, there's just us And everybody's weirded out Just like such a small amount of people And everybody's like, we're going to die Like is this like what the fuck is this It was like the early days of the pandemic Everybody was still really weirded out by it You know It was It was very frustrating For me Because I just came off of like the You know, impractical Joker cruise I just toured I left Metallica And then did my own tour So all I thought about was Okay All those tours that were out there All those bands Thousands of bands Are touring everywhere And all of a sudden it marked Everything shut But up until February you had thousands of different bands All the meat and greets All the hotels All the airlines All the partying And no No one out of that You never heard anyone dying And I saw I would do meat and greets Have people coughing on me I don't know anyone dying And I'm not saying people didn't die We're not saying that because they get pissed Like are you Is someone right now going Are you saying someone didn't die No dude, it's not what I was saying You want to hear the most fucked up statistic that I've heard recently 74 % of hospitalizations And deaths could have been prevented Is it 74 % of the number With vitamin D If people had adequate levels of vitamin D Bro, I don't know if that's real But I read this whole report on it And I was like if that's If that number is real And they knew that vitamin D was essential To fighting off diseases If they knew that it was a central to immune system And they didn't tell everybody They didn't just scream it from the rooftops They just say there's this cheap thing that you can get And it really protects you It helps you a lot It's great for you It's actually a hormone And it's great for you You should go out in the sun and get it naturally if you can But if you can't You need to get some of this vitamin D It's really going to help you Bro When And I would tell everyone I would just gotten it with a friend And you know, peepy love And I go You're the example of when you got sick Right?

21:54And then you come on And you say hey, this is what I did And blah blah blah And hey, it helped me That's all you did Now, it's such a It's how nobody sees that moment If the world is in such utter despair From a disease Or whatever you want to Is killing everyone Now, let's say it wasn't that We didn't have the news You just heard people go oh my god, everyone's dying Everyone's dying And what do we got to do about it? You have to get a shot in the neck You got to get the shot Well, is there any other? No, there's no And then out of nowhere Someone goes hey, man I ate this plant I'm not saying no, I'm just telling you I ate this plant and this is buried Actually, it kind of tastes another but I ate the berry And then I did like 10 jumping jacks And fucking stood out the sun for an hour And I don't know which of the remedy but it helped You think one person will go whoa What did you do?

22:57Not one Human being and when you saw The vicious Attack Well, it was a coordinated response It's like it's very clear why they did it They did it because I said that I got better And I wasn't vaccinated Dude, and I got better quick And they were mad and so the best thing they did The dumbest thing they did was say I took veterinary medicine When they're talking about a drug That is in the World Health Organization's list Of essential medicines It's like Billy, they've had billions of prescriptions Not like 100 ,000 Like billions of prescriptions Of Ivermacadena I got so pissed at some of them I hear Terry Bradshaw, sorry to bring up his name I can't look at him anymore I can't look at him anymore He's on Fox And it fell and he's like Let's face it They're horsepills Dude, they bought you too He just didn't know He's probably one of those guys that scared the disease He's an older guy And they have a heightened level of anxiety When it comes to this And they think that people are being irresponsible That's what they really believe He just is misinformed That's all it is He just didn't know that Like this narrative That there's only one way to deal with this And that this way is actually going to stop it Well, if it is going to stop it Why do you care who gets it?

24:19You should just get it Because if you get it, that means that no one else is going to You're never going to get it Everybody who gets the shot is never going to get it That was the narrative That was a lie from the beginning And now we're realizing that it was a lie Everybody realized it was a lie now I was talking to someone last night That had COVID really fucking bad After being vaccinated Like really bad Two weeks wrecked So I have a great friend And His daughter College Gets the shot She ends up in emergency room And She's got blood clots on her liver And They're all like, you know, what do you think of it?

25:06Well, you know, she rose a lot On the row team And like, are you really You're really going to believe that's what it was Well, people do anything To not blame it on the vaccine Like when there's an injury Like people want to find all sorts of other reasons If there was any other thing That came along that was a new novel Remedy for things And then there was this host Of side effects that were attached to it People would want to be investigating those side effects But because this thing came along During the pandemic And what Robert Malone talks about Where you have One solution That's presented to a problem That's isolating society People are literally trapped And this one thing is offered up as a solution And anything that's opposing that gets attacked Because everybody does the work of the propaganda machine The regular people do that work Because they genuinely believe that you're a knucklehead If you don't go and get vaccinated And you're going to fuck this up for everybody And we're never going to get back to work So they have that in their head And that's their narrative He just never looked, he's an old guy Which probably wasn't looking into it And he really thought that he was Probably doing the right thing Encouraging people to go get it I will I get that And I totally get that a hundred percent But I feel like people like him And everyone That have been out there Even the ones that Believed everything And that's okay Because they get scared and I get it There's still ladies on air And there's still Mask on planes You can tell they're scared They got them But they need to understand It's like when you get When you're humbled Hey man, I might have been Maybe I shouldn't have said that Yeah, it's all cool But I guess by their actions I still feel it But what makes me crazy is Isn't that A well orchestrated, marketed, funded Way to murder At the end of the day Like to purposely keep people From getting healthy And actually stopping people What if you're Your mother That you That's your angel in your life And what's being forced and threatened And ridiculed and shamed Is that child or that husband And they do it And the people that created all this Let's not pretend they don't exist The people that created this They knew exactly what they were doing Because they planned this in steps You're not that smart to pull this off Without really putting a lot of logic into this And to me that's murder And I don't know how you explain it in any other way What gets really creepy Is if they're ignoring evidence On certain things That could be beneficial Because those things are not going to earn the money Because then you lose all trust in them Because like all you're offering up Is a pharmaceutical remedy For whatever the situation is You're not saying that there's any other things that can help When we know that human bodies There's a lot of things going on man And your nutrient levels are very important Your metabolic health Is very important for your immune system All those things are connected in together And to think that the way to fix that Is only an injection Says who And why are we listening to people that say that?

29:02Anybody that says that is crazy The whole thing is important All of your health is important We should be encouraging people to be fit and healthy And to make healthy food choices And to take supplements And to exercise regularly And to like meditate All those things are as good as medicine If what you could get from being healthy Was available in a medicine It would be the most popular medicine in the fucking world If what you could get from being a fit, healthy, happy person Holy shit would that be a valuable medicine And you can get it for free That's available You just got to do it And they don't tell you that Because they don't really give a fuck about your health They give a fuck about you Following the rules And if you follow the rules Especially in pertaining to this one Then they make a fuck load of money And they have no accountability And that's what it is It's unbelievable That's what it is And so when someone like me says hey i got better real quick They're like oh you fucking idiot You're taking horse to warmer They're all saying it on CNN So CNN lies Now you know they lie Because they knew i wasn't taking veterinary medicine They knew that the guy who invented it Literally won the Nobel Prize It's so dumb That it's one of the dumbest checkers move ever It's you know what it is It's like playing chess And you just run your king out to the middle of the table Fuck you man You're taking horse medicine We're just gonna repeat it over and over again No one's gonna know the difference No one's gonna research The billions of human prescriptions The fact that it's an antiviral That it stops viral replication in vitro That there's studies on it The fact that it stops yellow fever People get all these parasites It kills them You're so stupid It was one of the dumbest things But how could anyone ever trust them Now when you know that this is how they treat Something as so easily provable of being false And what doesn't make any sense Like the attack literally makes no sense You should be asking Hey how'd you get better so quick Exactly And I got the hard one supposedly That's the delta Like how'd you get better so quick That is common sense But how do they create this Because they this one narrative thing The thing that Dr.

31:29Malone talked about Instead of like saying oh Oh what kind of life choices he's making What medicines did he take What are monoclonal antibodies What is IV vitamins How does that help when you're sick Can you take that with your normal sick Or is it just COVID that it helps IV zinc, IV vitamin C And D and B All that shit is fucking amazing for you Do you think that Enough people realized Because that's the thing If you're just hanging out with someone If you're hanging out with me And eventually I start lying to you all the time Are you gonna take anything I say seriously Right it's over Who in your life do you know That lies all the time that you take seriously And you take seriously not So now that every media group That exist Why Right to your face Right to Like while they were doing Someone had been writing it Oh my god this is like such thick stuff But I love being sick You know what it's like the corporations We want to think of them As being these Impossibly large machines That make money and they are But they're just run by people And some people Are dorks And those dorks get important Jobs and they put Dylan Mulvaney On a bud light can That's what it is These are dorks And you see the response that bud had The most recent response It's like The fucking dumbest Pro -America Raw -waw -raw Like we don't know who you really are now There's like interviews with the lady Who is the head of bud light Talking about why they did it And about the old sort of Fract culture attached to bud light Just missing the people And like the humor of the people That like bud light And so they're gonna change that With this Crazy attention whore On day 365 of being a woman I mean we are in a fucking Coen Brothers movie This is a mic judge movie You're a thousand percent Like how does nobody else see What lunacy is going on right now There's no other way to explain it Bro you got to watch this bud light commercial This new bud light commercial It's like the dumbest pro -America It's so stupid and cliche It fucking it hurts my feelings It's so dumb Listen This is a company in deep shit bro And it makes things like this Look you got the prairies The ocean you got a Clydesdale Running down the street About a beer Looted in the heart of America Upsets Found in a community Where a handshake is a sure contract What the fuck are you talking about A community in challenge You know I would respect him No this is if they had this And then Dylan Mulvaney just starts cartwheeling it To the phrase Day 365 of womanhood This is when some CEOs like Who is who is in charge He's a 90 years old get on me Conor honest is how we used to do it He's the goddamn Clydesdale First of all This is the story of the American spirit Shut the fuck up Wow shut the fuck up Now we hate you more

35:04Like what are you killing What is that what was that You can't you can't come out In like chicks clothes And then turn around and bring a stallion out Was a problem is what I saw If you let CEOs talk about stuff like that And give their opinions about stuff like that Then everybody knows who you are So you can't just make this commercial Like where's this coming from? Was this AI generated? That's probably a chat gpt4 .0 version Of the perfect American commercial That's really funny That shouldn't have nothing to do with Drinking Bud Light either by the way That was like that made me want to move to Montana I'm like you want to be in the mountains And see the dust and shit But that's like the dumbest commercial of all time But it's so obvious what they're doing They're trying to like they need to let that sit for a little bit But that's what I'm saying You don't have one or two guys on the board going I don't know if this is a good decision bro I don't think they get to I think that lady made a decision And she thought inclusiveness is important And we're going to open up the brand to new people Or it's just like an organized crime hit The thing is like If she didn't make the thing about Frappboy culture If she didn't like kind of disparage What was her exact quote?

36:21So you can find her exact quote She didn't disparage the humor Of the people that enjoy the product Like that is such a crazy move Well that's what I'm saying It's just like an organ in my head I go wacky But what I'm saying is like if she just said Like everyone can like bud like Like if that was her And she's like America is the freedom to be Whoever the fuck you want to be If that's what they said I'd be like okay great She was disparaging She was talking about inclusivity And talking about like the sort of frat culture around Bud Light The CEO's name is Brendan Whitworth Is that the guy? There was a woman saying Yeah so that's a man So this person was a woman Unless I'm misgendering them Jesus Christ Don't say it It was a woman for sure There's videos of her talking about it There's videos of her talking about why She made the decision to do this But it's like You can say that We want other people Like America's freedom And the freedom to be whoever you want If you want to be a woman for day 368 that's your freedom too But if you're doing that And trying to like change Who buys the company And dismiss all the other people By the company That's so dumb It's like such a silly move That's so weird to me I instantly always see mob hits Yeah I see a mob hit Just walking in like Your company's done What do you mean?

37:58Fucking done Everyone's fucking out Put on the thing that's gonna get rid of their crowd You don't think you're fucked? You'll never kill us Oh really? That's really okay Oh you mean like someone did it to try to kill Bud Light? No they're fucked What a great hit That would be amazing if Heineken snuck in And did that to them Someone came in there Like put the Put the transitioning Yeah The lady was a guy Like an agent with a market tour Yeah you have an agent inside the company And it turns out you're shorting them on the stock market Yeah you crushed it and you're biting on the side And he opened up a different company That's really madly I loved it You just move in assets Elon Musk and Bill Gates have a little dispute Because Bill Gates shorts Tesla What?

38:47He shorts it meaning he banks on Tesla doing poorly And Elon, they have like a billionaire feud because of this Bro That

39:02He's petty, I love it I'm not petty but I like what people are

39:10I do I enjoy it I enjoy when people are petty What are two billionaires Where do they Up in each other on I get disrespectful For Bill Gates to short Tesla's position That's a gangster move And not a fan of Bill Gates It's not a wise move That company is going to kill it Wait till that goddamn cyber truck comes out Dude let me tell you something That is the coolest vehicle I've ever seen in person In my life The cyber truck from Tesla It's a stamped steel Electric all off road vehicle That's bulletproof It could stop a 45 round You can raise and lower the height So you can off road on this fucking thing It looks like it's 100 years in the future When you're standing next to it Is absolutely the coolest looking car I've ever seen Like you see on In pictures, have you ever seen it in pictures No, if you see in pictures It looks fucking badass But if you see it in person You realize how big this thing is And then you get it in it It's fucking gorgeous That's what it looks like When that thing comes out You can't make enough of these fucking things These goddamn things are going to be everywhere Everyone's going to have a bulletproof car Like Bill Gates is making a terrible choice That's what it looks like When you see it in real life You just go holy fucking shit What's the movie when they're When they're What's the famous movie Look at that fucking thing Look at the size of the windshield wiper That's one giant windshield wiper That goes across the whole screen It's like a tank Without the big cannons And it goes 0 to 60 in 3 seconds And it goes out in the Is it like a four There's over rocks and all that stuff Oh yeah, it's flat Because there's no drivetrain There's no transmission in the center of the car So the entire car is flat on the bottom So even if you have an off -road vehicle You have axles And these axles, they protrude They stick down And so that messes with your clearance That's why the trucks are raised And that's why the tires are bigger So you can get over That's because you can get over more shit What is this?

41:20There's some video of the driving Oh video of the driving Yeah, I went to visit the gigafactory And they had it at the gigafactory And they had been off -roading And it's all covered in mud and shit Dude, it's fucking amazing Hey, drives itself Probably does everything What's this guy doing? Testing it Yeah, drives itself Mine drives itself I kind of can't wait for it just going Hey man, bring me Bring me over, bring me to my kids' house Today I'm definitely going to be able to do that in the future I'm just sitting in the back So I'm going to take a nap Can you wake me up when we get there We're probably about 10 years away from that But it's going to happen It's going to be everywhere You can summon your car Like with the Tesla that's in a parking lot You can summon it to you It'll come to your app Is it doing that now?

42:12Yeah, it does it right now Wait, you'll have it, it'll pull out of the parking spot Have you come on? Have you used it? No, yeah, I try to once it didn't work It'll come out of there a lot I've watched people who do it on YouTube Honestly, I don't even use the auto drive When they gave us the new beta I fucked with it for a little bit But I get uneasy I don't want to not concentrate I want my hands on the wheel And I want to concentrate Yeah, there's a guy who also friend And he does all electric car stuff around the world And I remember the first time he got me And one of those Teslas And he's like, look, you can, and he kept turning around And yes, it was steer And you don't go around a curb I don't do that, but I don't do that I don't think I can do that I can't do it I've kept it on automatic before And just fucked around And show people, look, it's driving itself I'm not that trusting of it Also, if people try to go in your lane And it doesn't recognize it, it panics So it'll slam, whereas You maybe would just slow down a little And the person would get slide into your lane There's subtle understanding of how fast this guy is going Whether this guy doesn't see me Or whether they're being aggressive There's different things you have to do And you could avoid stuff without slamming on the fucking brakes And swirving into the oncoming lane My car does that And once in a while, and I don't even have the automatic drive on And nothing like that or cruise control It'll be driving also It'll just hit the brakes What kind of car is it?

43:46Honda Insight We gotta get you out of that thing I know, everyone tries to I don't know if it's like a dorky thing I always drive little shithead cars Why do you like them? I just like, I just like fucking, I like trucks What kind of trucks? We got 150 Why don't you get yourself a Raptor? A Raptor Yeah, Jim Brewer F -150 Raptor Raptor Yeah, you know about that? Tell me about it High performance, Ford F -150 Off -road, capable pickup truck That you could take around the street Well, you could like literally Align struck Oh, yeah, it could do anything Oh, Raptors are super capable Yeah, you could go Baja fucking racing One of those things, you go off -roading in them Oh, yeah, Raptors like from the factory You could take that bitch off -roading They're gonna hit me for it That's a good question Show what it looks like, it's not gonna be cheap God damn it, you got that torn money Let's go Let's spend some of that I have all women in my house Yeah, well, it's two of them are gone So that's where it's getting spent Well, it's some of the, some of it's coming back Out there out One, the bank is shut Look at this thing, this is a Raptor Oh my Oh damn That's probably true Send me that in Florida right now, I'm Florida I don't think that's good The way that hit I'm gonna find your feet a little far Yeah, the way that hit, I think he blew his fucking car apart But I got a little too, you know You said this thing less that you It's very funny in your bit, right But I found myself I found myself like, do you talk about Florida, bro?

45:36You're like a proud Floridian now Yeah, you said, I forgot what it was Yeah, I'll tell you, yeah, you're ruining the benefit Yeah, no, I'm not gonna about it You just met your Florida And I remember I was in the balcony, I'm like I'm laughing Did you just fucking Yeah Tomorrow I'm coming with a Texas thing Let's see, it was good It was really funny though, but like, yeah, I feel like I need a truck I, yeah, I like the The little bit of the, I like the hillbilly thing going on Well, if you want a truck that never breaks Get yourself a Toyota Get yourself like One of those Tacomas They make great little trucks If you're on a little truck If you want a bigger truck, get yourself a Tundra Those fucking things never break, man There's something about the Toyota's build quality I know so many people that have Tacomas They never have a problem with those things Never, they just drive, they just go Everyone says Toyota is the If you don't, if you want a car Or vehicle that's gonna last a long time Yes, do the Toyota Yes, and it took a while for my dad Because my dad was Japan, he wouldn't do it and then finally I think his last car is a Toyota Camry So much of our cars are built overseas Yeah, parts and stuff And it's like, the reality is like They build Honda NSX is in Ohio You know, it wasn't in Ohio?

46:56Yeah, they mean That's a Japanese car being made in America There's a world market when it comes to cars If you wanted to have a car That's like a really American -made car Tesla is about as close as you get And even Tesla, of course, the batteries Don't come from America Like the minerals don't come from America There's, you know You want to get an American car, get an old car That's a real American car Get a 996 -69 Camry One of them sticks and stuff Just driving down the Tallahassee highway Yes, yeah I never was a car guy, man I know that's sad, that's sad I know, in fact, it's really sad My first one was 73 Chevy Nova That's the last year of the NSX They're canceling it That's your thing?

47:46It's a beautiful car, I've never had one I had the old one I had an NSX from 2005 And I had one from like 96 I had two different ones in the past One with the pop -up headlights And one with the fixed headlights And what do you... Those were like little... The one that I had is this cool little silver car Like they were all aluminum They were like basically Japan's Response to a Ferrari That's what the NSX was When you were doing stand -up Look at that car When I first started I started out at ship boxes And I had like a Honda cord I had a lot of terrible cars Till I got some money But that car was a fucking marvelous little car They're worth a lot of money now Because people are realizing like how fun they are to drive It's like a little go -kart Mid -engine, it's not that fast But it's like really exciting to drive Very fun to drive The cars where I live, Naples Oh my god!

48:43I didn't realize how poor I was to move the Naples Oh really? That's like all billionaires in China What I did is like there's... There's at least three Bentley's Just in my neighborhood Do you know crazy that sounds? Yeah, that's crazy I've seen two Maholites There's three in the neighborhood And I'm going to buy one on the inside You ever been in one of those? Yeah They're fucking worth it Sometimes you get into timezone You sit in the Rolls -Royce You go, okay I know why you spend all this money It's like that's wild That's wild But there's something about that level of balling That's uncomfortable for me Visit?

49:24Yeah, I don't ball like that That's too hard, you're ballin' too hard It's like So am I going too soft? That's why I like muscle cars Muscle cars like you're ballin' But muscle cars are like That's a car that pretty much Anybody who saves up money Can get a version of a muscle car Yeah, you know It's like you're not going to get a version Of a new Ferrari convertible Right, you're not going to get a version But if you buy a 69 Camaro And you spend a ton of money on it And have it comin' out Lookin' cherry with amazing paint and wheels But another kid has also Is a 69 Camaro and he's working on it in his garage Like that's an accessible car Like his shit could have bondo on it You know, it could have Fucking old wheels and tires But he's fixin' things into Like that's a baller car That's like an accessible car Damn, yeah I can't even I'm not going to be fuckin' baller I don't know if I can never be a baller If I had a ball, you know what I got into Look at that, look at that The homestang super snakes That's the convertible Look at that God damn, look at that thing That doesn't, I don't That doesn't make it your turn No, what?

50:38What's wrong with you? I want something like a homestang convertible That convertible excites me Does it? Sorry Yeah, I had a Shelby GT500 convertible I don't even know what that is I loved it, it was like a 2011 I think I had or 12 I had a Shelby GT500 convertible I loved it It was so crude And so loud and so like so silly Like anytime you wanted when you're making a turn You stop on the gas, the ass end kicks out I was like this car is so ridiculous It was so fun I loved it I loved it, I loved it It wasn't like the fastest 0 -60 Didn't handle the best It was just so much fun The roar of the engine I think it's like 500, yeah that's what I had I think it was like fuck No, I had the model right before that I had the model before that That was 2022 I had a 2011 I think I had I loved it Yeah, I looked like that Fucking loved it It was so much fun It wasn't the best built cars But it wasn't that expensive either It's like you're in a thrill ride Like you're not driving Every time you're heading on the gas The top is down So you hear everything So you hear the blah You're stomping on the gas The fucking the winds in your face It was so much fun It was so much fun Yeah Where in American band I like playing that

52:19You're fucking on the highway gym Wait

52:29And I'm next to you in the Honda Insight blast and fucking Metallica It is! No remorse! No remorse! Come on man, I want you to picture yourself, Jim Brewer I want to harm her I want you in a red convertible Shabaya 2012 you can still get them And people have them in their low mileage I like to hear on the highway Come on son The music is blaring The winds got your hair flowing Woo! Maybe out of 20 ounce Starbucks I need... I need... Now he's trying to sell you on a new Corvette Those are great too But I like you as more of like a 2012 Shelby GT500 Stick shift I like the tank thing A tank Like a Elon tank I was a Hummer guy I wanted a Hummer I know it was corny, but I loved it That car right there, that's you Maybe red white stripes Flaps Flaps, fuck you have flaps Give the man some flaps But that red one, the red convertible Click on that red convertible That's the shit Right there bro, that's you See now, that was a branchy engine BROG!

53:53Listen BROG! You're at a red light and you just hear it And it just goes, come on daddy Let's go, let's go daddy I was in that for like a very short period I love that car I'm gonna go buy one This shows up I miss mine I'll be you when I grow up That's what a car was, one of the most fun cars I ever owned See now that, now I'm excited. A Hummer? Yes. Where am I American man? I like being higher, I like being higher. I get it. Oh, well, you should see my truck. I have a TRX. Yeah. Yeah, from Hennessy. It has a thousand horsepower. Oh, damn. Yeah. This is most preposterous truck ever. You would love it.

54:42You're way above everything. Yeah, no, I would love it. The good thing about that is you see trouble ahead. Like if you're in a little car, like a low car, the problem is, like, sometimes shit's happening ahead of you, and you don't know why everybody's going to hit the brakes. So you don't see it until like a second or two after someone who's higher up gets a view of it. That's it. Look at that, motherfucker. Yes. That's why the little cars freak me out. Yeah, I love driving that thing. It's like driving a tank. That's what I'm saying. And it's also, I don't know, oh my. But you know what's one of those?

55:08Post Malone is one like that. Like the double rear wheels, like, just to carry around is money. He just stacks gold in the back of it, like a leprechaun and drives around. Was he out here? Yeah, he's awesome. Yeah, I love that dude. I saw him on cuss. He's very fun, very fun, dude. We did mushrooms. We did the whole podcast on mushrooms. Did he really? Yeah, he loves music. He loves playing music, learning guitar, and... Made a guy super, super talented, creative individual. He's a very unusual person, and really fun. He's really fun to talk to. Yeah. But what we're talking about. I haven't noticed that.

55:47The truck, yeah, or just gave yourself a Raptor. This is like a Raptor's a little like a little less crazy, but it's still very big. And it's like super capable. And it's comfortable, because they have a lot of travel, like on the shocks, because you off -road in them, it makes driving on the road very comfortable. I'm, Joe, I'm at the point life where I'm at. I'm like, I can, I can literally live in the middle of nowhere. I think and just disappear for a year or two. I don't know, but that's why I feel like I'm at, at some, at times. So, I just need a truck, I don't need a fast car. Maybe like a truck.

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56:29And that's that. But I'm close. That's why you want a Raptor. You don't never get those feelings yet. What? The one -to -go -away for me. Just like you. Just like an out. Yeah. Well, you know what we're talking about before? You're talking about like hunter -gatherer people, I go hunting every year. And that's, to me, like, it's a big reset. When I go, like, in the mountains of Utah, when I'm there for a week, it's like, it's a big reset. And it's also, man, you're in the real wild. Like, but we were there, I guess it was two years ago that I saw that cat. Was it two years? It wasn't this year.

57:01It was the year before that, right? You saw a giant cat. It was so big, dude. It was under a tree. My friend Colton spotted it for we were driving. He was driving. And we were taking this dirt road, and we go through this creek, and we're going up this little hill, and he stops on the brakes real quick. And he goes, look at that fucking lion. And I look, and I just see these glowing eyes that are underneath this tree. In the headlights, it was just getting dusk out, and the headlights were catching his eyes. And his eyes were glowing. Bro, it was huge. He had this big old fucking pumpkin head, and these giant forearms, and he's sitting there.

57:41And this was a full grown Tom mountain lion. It was a real big male, like a 180, 190 pound cat, like that. It was that big. It was so crazy. I'd seen him before, but the ones I'd seen before, were like, little ones. I saw like a 60 pounder, maybe, or 70 pounder running across the street in Montecito. And Santa Barbara, I was just driving, and I saw this thing run across the street, and then I saw his tail. And I was like, oh shit, that's a mountain lion. So what do you do when you see this thing staring at you? We're in a truck, luckily we were in a truck. But dude, I pulled up my binoculars from the truck, because it was about 30 yards away from us.

58:20I pulled up my binoculars in the truck, and I was freaking out. Just closed in on this thing, this fucking killing machine, dude, I'd never seen one that close before in the wild. It's terrifying. Any illusions you have of escape or fighting it off, they go, your brain does all these calculations, like maybe I can fuck it. No, that shit is gone. All that shit is so out the window when you actually see one. Like you just melt, you're like, oh my god, I'm putty. I'm a water balloon. It's just going to scratch me apart. They're so big, dude, and so scary. You really have to be careful and or have a gun, because if there's a moment, if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, where people get got every year, they people get got the joggers and hikers, they get got, those motherfuckers will eat you.

59:19And it's not you can do. They hit you, you're out, they're dragging you up the hill. They'll grab a hold of your neck and you'll never get them off. They'll just kill you. You don't understand how much force that thing is killing bull moose. It's jumping on the back of a moose and killing it. You got to understand, this is a super predator that lives amongst us. And in California, they're like, we have to protect them. We have to protect them. We have to keep them alive. And to eat your cat. Yeah. Or your dog. Well, they eat mostly cats and dogs. They did a study of them in San Francisco and all the ones that they had a deprivation, is it depredation or depredation, right?

59:59Depredation. Depredation, I think it's depredatorizing or something. But when a predator is a problem, they get a depredation permit and they have to take it out. And when they take them out, they were doing studies on the stomach contents. And there's 50 % cats and dogs. Oh, wow. Well, yeah, makes sense. Easy prey. They're just sitting in the backyard. They're in the front. Yeah. They let you dog out to pee in the next thing you know? Benson? Yeah. Yeah. Benson. It happened to a buddy mind recently with coyotes. Oh, no. Yeah. You ever see those videos? I have. Unfortunately. I know, I watch those, too.

1:00:31The scary ones are when wolves get a dog. You're a chained up dog. Chained up. Chained up. And there's nothing. And you see the dog knows he's fucked. The dog knows he's fucked. He knows he's chained up. He's chained up. He's chained right away. Oh, my God. And they'll pull him right from the chain. They turn him apart. Yeah. It's horrifying. Yeah. But that's your, not the horrifying, but that's your peace, that's your going away. I'm learning that from hunters, where a lot of the hunters, I shouldn't say a lot. The ones that I know, it's not only, it's not so much the hunt. I mean, yes, it's the hunt, but it's also being out there in nature, in the wild, just you and nature, and that just completely reboots everything about you.

1:01:16Yeah, that's certainly a part of it. That's certainly a part of it. There's a lot of things going on out there. It's also like there's a connection to the actual cycle of life. You'll stumble upon a dead animal that has been torn apart by something. Right. And we were in British Columbia once, and we stumbled upon this cow moose, this calf rather. They've been torn apart by wolves, and we, it's just all hair and bones. It's wild. Yeah. You see, that's another reason why I like, I like going to Africa, I don't know, Safari, go to, I love, it just, it snaps you back in the reality. Yeah. This is, this is true life.

1:01:59This is true nature. Yeah. We've created something really weird with cities, and because we're so adaptable, because people are so adaptable, we've adapted to city life, and it is so unsustainable. It is. It's such a weird way to live, because you can't get your food that way. The food has to be shipped in every day constantly. There's no, like the real way to live is to live around your food. That's the way to live. The real way to live is to live like real close by to your food. Yeah. When you, when you, everything is getting shipped in, and it has to go a bit of elevator to get to the 50 floor where you live.

1:02:33You got, you got so banana like me when I was like 18, and I was shipping produce, and then you got like cherry tomatoes on top, and I'm stoned out of my bird, and you're eating the cherry tomatoes. You know, I'm eating the cherry tomatoes, and the guys night, now listen, when you go down the stairs, if you feel the thing going, I'm pretty sure it was a fucking mobster raster. I know it was. And he's like, listen, this is the guy's father. He's like, so he loves his cherry tomatoes, no, if I could prop dude, I went, I made on the truck maybe two steps, and oh no, oh yeah, he's like, I'll go distract him, and you think that shit off, fucking clean up, but the point is, yeah, I don't, you couldn't pay me, this is just me, I mean, you're talking less, not like, jam, she moved to Austin.

1:03:20I don't think I can ever live near a city again, bro. So do you want to live on a ranch, is that what the ultimate love to be on a ranch? I should've just offered Texas ranch, Jim, bro, start raising life, I love to do that. I'll start raising life, stock. That's what I want to do. I know. That's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to work. It's not a work. It's a lot of work. You got to hire somebody. Yes. I know I'm not going to do it, someone has to do it. Yeah, there's like real work involved in running a ranch. I have some friends who own ranches and it's like, this is like an operation. Yeah, man.

1:03:57That's an all day, all night event. Like, you're on guard 24 -7, something's going on, one of the cattle or we can issue with the coyote or what else to do. Something's always going on. What's going on? Oh, look at chickens, why are they dying? I don't know. They diseased. It was dude that I met recently in South Texas, they found a dead migrant on his property. Yeah, some guy is - You do them? Yeah, I know the guy that owns the ranch. Really? Yeah, they found a dead migrant. What do you think he died of? They don't know. I don't know what the autopsy results were, but most likely they'd die of either, like, they run out of water and it's the heat, maybe they'd die of a heat stroke because they'd get lost.

1:04:39You know, these are enormous ranches. You're talking about like tens of thousands of acres, so these ranches and they're all connected. It's like, they're about 40 minutes, 50 minutes drive from Mexico and so these poor guys, this guy just wandered and found his way onto this ranch and apparently couldn't find water Just can't find water in that exact - Just can't find water in that exact - Just can't find water in that exact - Sometimes a heat stroke would happen to people as they - It happened to this UFC fighter, Evan Tanner, this really interesting guy who he went on like a walk about, you know, he would go on these, like, nature retreats to try to find himself.

1:05:17He was like really into meditating, a very interesting guy and he did it in Death Valley and he couldn't find his water, he just like, he got disoriented and he wound up dying of heat stroke. Yeah, I don't have desire to just like desert walk in his stuff like that's very - Very dangerous. Yeah, man. That temperature gets up to like, what does Death Valley get up to? The hottest place on earth. Yeah, what do you get on Earth? It's the hottest place on earth. I think what? I think it gets like way over 120, which is wild. I was in Arizona. I was in Arizona. 130. How much? 134. 134. Do you know what 134 degrees must feel like when you go outside?

1:06:02No. That's a literal sauna. Yes. You know how it burns your lungs when you first go into the sauna? That is insane. Yeah, that's. 134 degrees is so fucking hot. That was in 1913. Wow, good. What a fucking thermometer spec. That's what I'm saying. You know what? I mean, we believe in that. And you're going to trust the time on a 1913 watch. My apologies. It was 103. Yeah, how the fuck do you know? That's, stop lying. You've read out a Mercury. Just Valley just recorded the hottest temperature on earth. 130 degrees. Wow. When was that? 2020? 130 degrees is so insane. That's so fucking hot. My hot tub goes up to 105 and I can't do it.

1:06:50My 104 and if I'm done. I guess what happens when people are out there doing that, I think they get disoriented. And they don't know what's going on. They don't know where they went. They're just, their brain, they're so overheated that they literally can't think straight. You can't think straight. And then you're fucked. It's like your brain just gets so hot. It's just not working anymore. So did you, did you, did you, did you, did you have a ranch at one time? Do you have a ranch out here? No, I've never had a ranch. But I want one. You want one too. You want one too? Yeah. Well, what I thought about is making a podcast ranch.

1:07:25I thought about buying a ranch and putting a studio on the ranch and have a bunch of cool shit we could do on the ranch. Like I have a lake where you can go fishing and, you know, have some fun, have like a little concert area. So like friends can come by. We can play concerts and shit. That's a cool idea. Just for fun. That is a lot of fun. Yeah. I say you invest in that immediately. Yeah, I was thinking about it. I mean, you need to learn how to play guitar, Joe. We need a landing strip. Need a landing strip. You need a small airport. Yeah. A ranch with a small airport. Yeah. And rocket launchers.

1:08:03We're going to need some rocket launchers. Yeah. The people you start to roll with, because you're definitely going to need heavy ordinance. We're going to need some shit. We could just things that you could blow up large things with. I just need like a whiff of all field. Can we take people out for a target practice? That would be very fun. Take some old cars out and just annihilate them. That would be fun. Blossom. Have you ever seen videos of people using Tanerite? No. You know what Tanerite is? No. It's an explosive that's, it's pretty, it's not hard yet, like a lot of people have it. And Tanerite, I don't know what the laws are on it, but they'll put it like in a refrigerator and then shoot it from a distance and it blows up.

1:08:49And when it blows up, dude, there's a video of this fucking guy. He sets it up in a refrigerator and shoots it and it blows up. And the refrigerator door comes flying past him, like just misses him. And how far away is he? 40 yards, 50 yards, something like that. You know that video, Jay? I'm pretty sure this is it. Yeah. Maybe more than, no, that's a hundred yards. That's far. Watch this. Watch this. Maybe that's a hundred yards probably. Watch this. Oh my God. Barrow. What a, what is that stuff? Tanerite. How crazy is that? Watch this again. So he shoots it, watch the door and think and just sink to yourself.

1:09:31What do you do here? Even how heavy that door is. Yeah, you're not getting away from that. Watch this. Wow. Bro, that guy was so slow to react. He would have been a dead man. He would have been a dead man. I mean, look how fast that door is coming at him. I think the tree would have protected him in any way. Yeah, it would have. Yeah, for sure. But he probably still would have got fucked up by Shrapnel. Let's see how fast it is. Let's see. Watch this. He had two seconds, like a second and a half to react to that. How about the fact that the door bows like a sail? And just, there's so much force behind it.

1:10:08It bends like a sail. Did you see that? Yeah, again, watch how when it comes out, like the door is like, whoa, like look at the, look at the way the door bends as it passes by him. This guy's such a psycho. Watch this. Oh my God. Yeah, right? It just completely bent out. Like this. That's all those notes look like the nose of a plane. There was so much force. The fucking door folded over, like a paper cup. Plus a psycho. See, but actually, I'm looking at that. I think that's about 50 yards. Dude, look at that thing. Look at that thing. That guy was so not getting out of the way. He was taking that in a mug.

1:10:58No, he wasn't. So we can, we can be able to do stuff like this. Yes, but different. A little different. Yeah, we're not going to use the refrigerator doors. Right, man. We're going to do something wise. Like that's not wise. What can we do? Something that blows up that's not going to hurt you. From a nice distance, we're going to have to develop some sort of concrete wall system. That would be something kind of funny, too. Like the drunken, you're like looking through the concrete wall of a turret and then you blow and shit up on the other side of a lake or something. Yeah, that sounds fun. Yeah, yeah.

1:11:27Long as it doesn't litter. Better make sure we're not littering. Yeah, you have a crew clean that shit up. That shit. A tank shell does to a human body. Oh, don't show this. Don't show me this. I'm sorry, destroyed. What is that? That's a human body. A 152 millimeter shell versus a body. For me, it's not a real body, obviously. Oh my gosh. Bro, you just vaporize. Yeah, but maybe stem cells could fix that. There have been people in the world, I'm sure, that got hit by a tank. Yeah. I'm not just like, they're not like, only shooting buildings with those things. I can't. Oh, yeah, I'm sure people do Ukraine recently where they're just blew it right into a foxhole.

1:12:11There's three dudes right there. And it seemed like everything vaporized. Oh, my God. If they hit them or not. See what? Oh my God. What? What did I don't understand? Listen, I don't get involved with all of you. Chris, but what I understand is, at this day and age, still, they're really doing ground army. When you have the technology, just to tap a computer and just send, like, are we really on the ground and moon with tanks and stuff that blows my mind? Well, they're trying to overtake a very specific piece of land. You know, and that's the way they're doing it. They're using tanks. It's the whole thing.

1:12:52It's very spooky. It's so spooky that that's happening right now on Earth. You know, in Russia, it's creating Ukraine with, and they're using tanks and drones. And what is that, Jamie? Drone dropped up grenade inside of a tank hole. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. So did you see that? Like the tank hole, the port was open on the top. And it just dropped it right in there. That is so insane. Watch this. Dude. The drone videos are crazy. This is a lot of crazy videos, to be honest with you. Well, that's insane. This is like the Bill Hicks joke. Remember when Bill Hicks joke, like he said, he was doing about, you know, the different shit the army had to work with, because they had all these toys.

1:13:42And like, pull up G12. Like, pull up G12. And this is shoo -p. Yep. Whoa, what's G13 do? Remember that bit? Yeah. And then, Lily, what, how I see this is, you know, and all these guys, that's something about your sister. Rush and soldier reaches for his rifle to shoot down the drone. Shouldn't have done that. Let's get the head. Oh boy. So it just gets over him and nukes him. It drops for grenades on him. Oh Jesus Christ. One. He's over there on the left. Oh my God.

1:14:20Oh my God. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. All right. I don't need to see this. See, this is what's crazy to me, that this is, it's, we know this is happening, but this is the first time we've ever seen, like, social media footage from people's cell phones of war. You know, I watched a Russian guy go into a fox hole that had these two Ukrainian guys in it. And the Ukrainian guy, like, reached for his gun and the guy shot both of them in the head. And it's like close range, cell phone footage. It's like, well, what, what supposedly started it? What started the war? Not, yeah. Rush is invading Ukraine.

1:15:08Now, some people say that, but there's others that say that because they're UN and they've been the most corrupt. Yeah, I've heard of this in the world, blah, blah, blah. That's the video. Don't tell me that. And then the, yeah. No, the US with the biological weapons and Russia kept saying, hey man, getting closer and closer, which is shit, we keep telling you, please don't do this. I don't know what's a fact and what's not. But there is that side of people saying that. Both are true. So both things are true. So one thing is true is that what they have been doing is moving arms closer. NATO has been moving arms closer to Russia, right?

1:15:54So it's like me coming you and I say, Joe, I'm going to, and you go, Brewer, don't fun coming out of the stuff. Where is we're in NATO? NATO will step. Which you've arms, you're shit closer to Russia where there was, it was a real issue. So there's been a lot of, but what about the biological weapons that a lot of, what I was going to say is there's been a lot of discussion about doing this from the beginning. There was a guy who was on the Colbert show in like, it was the early teens, early 2000 teens. And he had a book and he was describing in this book how Ukraine is essentially robbing and Russia is Batman.

1:16:33And about we want to lure, we want to lure Robin away from Batman. And we want to get Robin to join NATO. And we want to get Robin to like join our side. And this guy's explaining this on television in a book, this plan that they had. So in trying to like get further and further control close to Ukraine, Russia felt like that was an attack on them. That was provoking them. They felt like it would be how we would feel if China started putting nuclear missiles in Cuba. We have a new Cuban missile crisis. Or Canada or in Canada. Very similar. How would we react? How would we react? So both those things are true.

1:17:16And then Russia really did invade Ukraine and this is horrific and they're shooting missiles into apartment buildings and all that stuff's true too. So there's both sides of the true. It's like it seems like there were some strategic things that were being done that Russia felt was very threatening. Do we know what they did? What NATO did in terms of like moving arms closer to Russia? What about the bio weapons that supposedly America had there and they tried to say like no and then when it was brought up they openly admitted yes we did have, we have biological weapons in Ukraine. Do they call it biological weapons or do they call it?

1:17:57What do they call it? I don't know. It was like biological whatever. Right some bio lab. Biolab whatever. Yeah that's what everybody wonders like when you talk about bio labs like how much of that is like how much of this is like military applications like what? How much of these this stuff do is it 0 % I don't think it's 0 % I'm sure they must work on some things because I know that other countries work on things. I interviewed a guy back in the day who worked for the Soviet Union and he had defected and it was for the sci -fi show and he was explaining to me how they have like giant supplies of anthrax and they have they like their biological weapons program was very robust like they have a real biological weapons program filled with shit that could kill everybody.

1:18:48But my my issue is there was something about that. Yeah. Oh the New York Times says it's unfounded. Let's just move away. So there you go. So there you go. So but that's what I'm saying. If they lie to you you caught them lying. Why do we believe anything we're seeing? Yeah but do we know though maybe say but the problem is we don't know either. It's like weapons of mass destruction right in Iraq right in the beginning. Everybody thought that was what was really going on and that we were going in there stopped this from happening because we realized like this guy is funding terrorism and he's got weapons of mass destruction is going to kill us all but it turns out to not be true at all.

1:19:25Yeah but is that push that narrative knew it wasn't true. Yeah well they funded it very well and a lot of people got murdered like innocent people that still come back with no legs. They don't get funded and they're watching you know trans guy the year and they're special and their legs got blown off for a cause and they're sitting there in a fucking van that drives them around electrical that's pretty fucked up. Yeah. It's pretty fucked up. It's fucked up. And no one's held accountable for that. No one's held accountable so why am I going to believe everything they're telling me about Russian Ukraine and why why even this is what this is what drives me nuts about.

1:20:02Humanity's better. You're a fucking leader. There's so many leaders that are just regular people now. Why do you need government or your officials telling you where you're going to fight. If someone came in here right now they said Joe you need to cover across street and fight. You're just going to go fight no you're going to go whoa whoa the fuck am I doing. You don't don't worry about what we're doing we're going to tell you what to do. Haven't they failed enough with lying and and getting us into these positions if regular people talk to one I guarantee if you did a fucking podcast with real humans in Russia real humans in Ukraine real humans everywhere the people in control get scared real fucking quick as they'll see we all have a deeper connection we want to be one another yeah we're not in dispute the leaders are in dispute and they drag the people into it and they're playing some geo chess game what they've always done why are like what is the NATO thing we need to like discuss that what it what did they do what are they being accused of doing it's like because I don't want to make a false statement I mean I don't think but either way NATO inches closer to Russia's border okay so what have they done here I just want to know that we're being accurate because this is not my field and I have no clue I just I don't want to close all avenues that I've heard but I do believe that there was NATO it's okay heroes Putin's goal preventing NATO expansion essentially backfired when Finland and Sweden were motivated by the invasion of Ukraine to apply to join the military block currently five NATO members okay so NATO already border Russia or the Russian border Norway Latvia Estonia Lithuania and Poland already border Russia or the Russian enclave of Colin grad meanwhile Finland shares and 830 mile border with Russia so Russia's border with NATO would more than double if Finland attains membership of the alliance so Finland was joining NATO as well so more and the more these people were joining NATO and they were what were they doing in terms of like having arms Russia implements border control of traffic moving from Russia into Finland thus preventing attempts at illegal entry if Russia reduces its border control this may cause additional pressure at the finish end to control illegal entry so they're trying to stop people from escaping Finland cannot rely on the effectiveness of Russian border control so people just like were streaming in Finland I bet yeah and Poland right well then yeah when this happened to like a lot of people left Ukraine and they banned all men from leaving let's stand fight is NATO were they saying that NATO had arms that they were moving closer to the Russian border as well like when someone joins NATO or is it just that since that army is now in NATO how do they what was the dispute in terms of that it seems like if I was Putin and everyone's like joining the opposition like right next to me I would also get concerned yeah I get a start fucking out doesn't it doesn't like justify what he did with what he did is absolutely horrific but right find a well written essay from both sides to get they're all creepers it's all the things creepy but that's great to join NATO it's great if we're all the line that's great and if we just want world peace if that's our goal but that's that's really what's going on I don't know I'm waiting for the time that I'll change you into this and I'm not like anti -government but I'm like anti -lying yeah and they've lied long enough and it's cost people's lives like do you we have the microphones we had we had to to be able to start talking to one another without the leaders could sit there and listen but if they're if they're if their interest is hour as far as the humans that are occupying that that they say they're there to take care of they need to hear what we want but what we don't want is world leaders putting everyone's lives in danger which they've always done and they're doing right now so why are they still like I don't understand is that the spook of January 6 right I got catch on to like what it everyone needs to be held responsible who's pushing for complete madness okay so this is what rushes fear okay according to Stephen Colton Colton Kotkin Kotkin excuse me Kotkin professor of Russian history of Princeton University Putin believes that Russia rightfully deserves a sphere of influence in its near abroad to Putin Ukraine is not a state because it's not sovereign small or weak states are only instruments in the hands of the great powers where where we see Moscow's aggression whose Putin sees defense if Russia cannot control Ukraine then the West will thus countries like Ukraine become platforms for invasion and then the West will dismember Russia as the USSR was dismembered the way of thinking Russia goes back to the Zars Russia has no natural borders on its periphery and Stalin believed that without hegemony in Eastern Europe he would be subject to infiltration and subversion but the peoples of Eastern Europe did not want to be forced to live under communism and thus arose the very hostile hostility rather Stalin feared interesting so it was all about controlling the borders in the beginning and that's what they were worried about that's okay they're all creepers they're all like making moves on each other they're all stealing oil blown up pipelines they're all creepers they're on the bottom all and every side they are everywhere yeah the Chinese are doing it the most clever because they go to places just take over like mining dude they're all over Africa every time I go to Africa I'd ask them like what's it been till like the Chinese Chinese they're buying everything how's the food though they're going to go Chinese food in Africa I haven't had the Chinese food in Africa I wonder imagine if like there's like a thriving let's like LA with Mexican food it's the best fucking Mexican food I've ever had other than being in Mexico that's a two arrested for operating illegal overseas police station yeah I did see that yes in New York in New York yeah explain this country yeah they have illegal Chinese police stations where they bus people for doing things that China thinks they're crimes wait but are they bussed in Chinese yeah people or busting people from China they're living in America I don't know what the citizenship is but I think that what they're doing is operating as a police force for the Chinese government in America how do you defendants are New York City residents who allegedly operated the police station in lower Manhattan and destroyed evidence when confronted by the FBI so these guys they had their own little police station wow yeah they were charged with opening and operating a legal overseas police station located in lower Manhattan New York for a provincial branch of the Ministry of Public Security of the People's Republic of China Harry Lou Jingweiang 61 of the Bronx and Chong Jingping 59 of Manhattan were arrested early this morning at their homes in New York City their initial appearances are scheduled this afternoon in Brooklyn before the U .S.

1:27:32magistrate Judge E. Ramone E. Reyes Jr. Interesting that this is like such a big crime but you could stab someone they'll let you out the next day right like you can loot a store you get let out the next day like this operating as a police force you know for the people's Republic of China it's like you can't do that bro what would they catch and people doing and what would be the consequences do we know that yet that's kind of a ballgame no but maybe if they caught people do they like ship them back to China do they have a jail what do they have a jail well they have the previous jail ever you know they do oh my god they must have a jail of course they do it's probably jail you probably got to go in the subway and then down the subway rail and open a door it's like where the rats live yes it's pitch black you hear things moving in the water like you hear little drips and then you hear like do you hear about that prisoner in Georgia that got eaten alive by bedbugs no yeah what dude wound up he was in such an infested cell that and this is in America this is in America yeah America this guy gets eaten alive by bedbugs how's that possible or is it what they just covered in sores they just like attacked his whole body he's lying there time see my head I think it's night I don't know how I think he's in solitary and I think they keep them in inhumane conditions and this guy was just covered in sores did you find that other story Georgia it may eat the alive by bugs and filthy cell claims how crazy is this what did he do I don't know simple battery simple battery oh my god three months later he's fun dead he was three months okay so simple battery I don't know what happened he punched the wrong dude man I don't know what happened so we don't know what happened that right maybe maybe it was could have been anything maybe it was the other person's fault right could be any so three months later mr.

1:29:37Thompson was found dead in a filthy jail cell after being eaten alive by insects and bedbugs Harper said when his body was found one of the detention officers refused to administer CPR because in her words she freaked out the jail cell mr. Thompson had housed in was housed in was not fit for a diseased animal he did not deserve this disturbing photographs attached to Harper's statement show Thompson's cell which is covered in dirt and strewn with debris one image also shows Thompson's butt Thompson's bony body with defibrillator pads on his chest which is covered in what appeared to be small insect bites can you do you have the images yeah so there's a cell Jesus Christ wow Jesus fucking Christ oh my god look at that fucking toilet too oh damn this is so bad look at his body oh my god oh my god you're not oh my god you know that's it tells oh my god everything big old looking thing that's insane he was eating alive by bugs oh my god oh my god that's gnarly that's an America yeah that's an America for simple battery yeah everyone thinks everything's perfect and amazing now yes shit can be like who is monitoring the jail cells i mean they go to fucking restaurants and make sure that the conditions are could give them an a do they do that with jails who's mine this jail gets a f we kind of died from beg bugs you have it you get an f yeah sorry yeah what do they do whoops sorry about that Epstein was complaining about for you died bed bugs rats chronol over his of course it was like in hoard conditions bro they're flooded but he had to know the end was near that guy Epstein oh Epstein I don't know what the deal is there thank god they don't release that clientless what's up with that I mean why would you release it I'm glad they're the wiser heads prevailed why do you think what what you saw the list right I don't know if it was the list correct you saw the supposing yeah I mean someone must know if it it bugged me out it's crazy it bugged me out look it was it seems it seems like it was for sure a some sort of intelligence operation that compromised people that seems like it for sure and it seems like celebrities the people think the celebrities were over there to do horrible stuff maybe they were right or also maybe they got kind of swindled into doing this thing because all these other celebrities were doing it and all these scientists were doing it one of the things that it seems to me that if you can get a bunch of people that are really famous to go to a place and you know say hey like if you've been invited to something and they'll tell you oh such and such is coming as well sure they'll tell you that a famous person is coming sure so that it makes you want to go yeah yeah conference like right right so I guarantee you that's why they had celebrities there too and they they are celebrities because if like if you can get like the Brad Pitt to go there then all of a sudden like it's okay to go there yes do you think it's fine the only the only things they say they have video footage right so that's the deal right I just I just know why I was on there but like oh who do they have video like do they have video footage of people having sex with underage people do they have video people what do they have video yeah I can say are they still making deals plea deals is that anybody that like did that on the island talked about it and you like girls who were forced they they they would have to be terrified of their lives would have to imagine imagine you were let's just imagine no that there were just adult prostitutes and you know you're taking care of lizard people on an island in the middle of the Bahamas like you gotta shut the fuck they will kill you they probably kill one in front of everybody just to show them this is this is what happens if you open your fucking mouth they just hack some ladies head off I I'm all investment people people think you know why doesn't anyone say anything when you know they can find you anywhere at least they'll tell you that yeah and like you said they can stand right from hey man you're gonna have a great time we're gonna bank some kids gonna be awesome we got a videotape and you say anything oh my god yeah that's what happened to you boom done right to do you like okay let's yeah let's get to it and get done with this quiz possible yeah I pray to god that's not one down I mean it's weird it's very weird it's very strange yeah it's when you if you saw your name on there right if you saw your name on there yeah when you be barking like why guess there's two ways there's two ways to look at it's like if I just ignore it hopefully it'll go away because you can't tell me every name that was on there somebody let them know there's someone in there to know something was going on but do you think do you think that they knew like what the whole thing was because I think there was a lot of scientists that genuinely thought that this was a way to get this guy to donate money and you know he would donate a little money here and there and for these projects and also these famous rich scientists would go have this lovely vacation so then you if you get like actors and then you got scientists and then you get a few politicians in there it like seems like just a cool kids club we've been there it seems fine yeah been there done that two degree and the fact that that's how they they made this whole thing take place is really fascinating because it's so brilliant it really is like some spy shit and that's what it is it's like they they compromised people and it's been going on forever yeah they forever too it's got to be going on right now still all hundred percent but it's got to be happening somewhere where you can get away with it well I mean even in that in the Disney film in Pinocchio it's unbelievable the the pub scene what are you talking about the new one no the old one yeah in Pinocchio I think a new I think there's a new Pinocchio there is Tom Hanks is in it but things yeah it became in the public domain so anybody could make a Pinocchio movie now oh how creepy that is creepy so when did the first Pinocchio come out oh my god it was like the fucking 40 okay look up the pub scene the the pub scene in Pinocchio and you'll remember this when you saw it as a kid it was so he gave you a creepy feeling in your belly let's see it pub scene in Pinocchio he talks about yeah bring in the boys to pleasure island and then he starts whispering what happens to the boys and the fox freaks out he's like but but but and he goes no no no no they don't come back his boys right you face when do you think they started doing stuff like dude he guess we steal stupid little boys it's the pub scene the tavern or the pub yeah yeah you know these guys all hopped up to like oh you know we're making it yeah this is it does it

1:37:34and he still thinks for his friend big ugly fat fuckers just watching at the end strip boldly paid us this doesn't sound right yeah this is right yeah yep yep that shows you how low on his jungle that's not right yeah it is this audio is fucked up the audio is weird but that that is definitely the audio is weird but like just let it play out for a sec dude right kitty maybe that's how they avoid copyright so coachman hmm yeah it's definitely different audio yeah proposition where yeah definitely different audio that's weird do you think that's to avoid copyright protection on YouTube oh like someone showing that they can do voiceover I really could have it could be right this is my audition reel sexes by fucking their tits oh they're playing it from these playing it from an iPad I wonder what's here we go okay it's great to miss a liberty and act as life for me and the dummy fell for it and he still thinks when he's friends and it's not only paid but letty and what that's how low on his jungle stoop that's how low on stoop

1:39:12so cocky what's your proposition where how would you blow slight to make some real money well and who do we have to uh no no nothing like that you see

1:39:39oh I'm collecting stupid little boys stupid little boys you know with this

1:40:04you and I take some to pleasure island uh what's your reaction pleasure island but the law suppose they know now there's no the snowflas

1:40:26boys

1:40:34Now, I am gonna coach no evening midnight, we make it to Crossroads, and no devil crossing. Loose, scuff at him, and he could prosper you by bringing him to me. Jesus Christ. What is that? It's so creepy, because like, what value are boys to him? That's the thing, it's like they're gonna kidnap these boys, but why? And they're not gonna kill him. Oh, Jesus Christ. No, no, you wanna make real money. And it'll line before it, like, we'll stoop to anything for this much. And that's what people don't understand. That power will bring the pure demonic devil out of you if that's who your God is. And this fucker's like, she's like you wanna make a real man.

1:41:24We steal boys, stoop it, little boys. We bring them to pleasure island. And then you see the fuck, he goes, oh, pleasure island. And he goes, no, no, no, they don't come back as little boys. You gotta think, in 1940, when they're writing this, the guys that are writing this, they must have probably heard stories about children getting sex traffic. They must have heard those stories, because we've heard those stories. Yes. We've heard those stories as adults. Yes. There was always stories about some weird government in Italy, was to say, where the original story was written, the donkey is a symbol of stupidity.

1:42:09The moral behind pleasure island is that little boys who scoff at education and moral code set forth by their parents, preachers and authority figures will engage in jackass behavior instead, such as fighting, vandalism, underage drinking, and often destined to grow up to become men who have no option to make a living except through back, breaking manual labor, and there are plenty of people in the world, such as the coachman, who will take advantage of that. I think maybe there's a little more going on there. You're interpretation of that. That's such a shallow interpretation of them kidnapping boys and saying they don't come back as boys.

1:42:49We're just trying to help their education and then he's evil. So what value would he have for the, what's the value of those boys? If they're, you're not sexualizing them. Like, it seems like that's a very specific possibility that's happening. Just very incredible that no one talks about that. Have you ever seen any of those documentaries about like government officials who get busted? Oh. Yeah. It's wild, man. No, it's, it's. It must be like a certain group, like a secret group of people. That have been engaging in stuff like that for a long time. Well, think about this. All right. Do you remember, let's say, I'm going to say maybe early 90s, I could be wrong.

1:43:34Somewhere on the, I say, do you remember there was a girl that was kidnapped and a founder and they were hiding her as like a, like a religious thing. They had her in the woods and she came up. But they did a magazine article on her. They did a Jessica McClure. Baby Jessica. I don't, she wasn't, she was a teenager. She was a teenager. Anyway, they found her, horrible things, you know, kidnapped her and blah, blah, blah, kept her in the woods all that jazz. When you hear that a sexual predator, you know, pedophiles a nice, very kind word for viciously raping a child. At the end of the day, you are viciously tearing apart a child's body, soul, and their being.

1:44:33Pedophiles, too nice of a word to throw around. And so, I remember 80s and 90s, you hear one person. They were guys in Ohio. People in Ohio, they had the girl. They'd had them tied up in the, in the basement. This was huge news. Yeah. How many times in the last year or two? Even just recently, oh, 12 people caught sex trafficking engine. Hey, Ukraine! Hey, gender rights! Hey, spy balloon! Why does that not get more attention? They'll scream! Oh, these shootings! Yes, they're horrifying. But you care about children? Well, if you care about children. And you're just going to let an article like that just coming in through the border.

1:45:25Do you see that thing that Carrie liked? Horrifying! Do you see what she tweeted? No, what, Carrie? Yeah. What's she tweet? You see, you can find about today about an eight -year -old girl that had been repeatedly raped. That they found all this DNA inside her from a bunch of different individuals. Eight. Yeah. But we're going to, we're going to, and nobody, and that's, there's such a... The fucking border thing is wild. It's very wild. It's dark. It's dark. And they set it up with Trump. They were like, he's got him in cages and whatever happened, whatever. It made you just like, we need to go out the bar, just let him.

1:46:07And it was almost the setup for what's going on now. Yeah. It just shut your face. The crazy thing was when Trump said, actually Obama built those cages. Yes! Yeah. And he did. Here it is. That's crazy. About eight -year -old girl was found the border with 67 different traces of DNA inside her. In the Joe Biden's America, little girls get raped by 67 different men. Did you pay her taxes today? Perhaps some of that money could be sent to fix our border instead of whatever the rest of her. Ukraine. Or what? That's how she wrote that. We don't know if that's a true story. Right. You know what I mean?

1:46:41All I'm doing is just reading her tweet, which is... If it was six different people, that's fucking insane. But you know, you can't be naive to think something like that is going on. Do this is all insane. It's all insane that like, there's people that live in such horrific conditions. They'll risk their life to try to come to America. Right. I mean, that's where everyone's tugging on your heartstrings. Because I get it. I get that part of it. But if you're just going to let people pile into the country, then people are going to keep coming. They're going to know that they can pile into the country.

1:47:16And they're going to make it through there. And along with them are going to be some despicable criminals. So it's not just people that want a better life. It's definitely people that want a better life. Also definitely despicable criminals. And those making into America with no way to stop it. And unless they get caught and sent back, and there's no real consequence of that, what happens? You'd send back? Okay, I'll try again. And they go back and forth. Do you think the natives are laughing? Native Americans? Yeah. And what I mean by that, you think they're like, I'm sorry. What's going on with you guys?

1:47:53Get invaded. Get invaded? I'm weird. That's a bummer. Yeah. Huh? Are they carrying smallpox? No, but I don't want to hear about it. You got off light. Yeah. A lot. They're like working in stuff. What are they doing? Did we ever figure it? They think that smallpox, we brought smallpox to the Native Americans. But the Native Americans might have given syphilis to us that might have been how syphilis made its way back to Europe. There was like two different kinds of syphilis, they think. They think one of them, I think they're saying, might have come from them fucking animals. So it's like literal like VD from animals.

1:48:38What kind of animal do you think? Like sheep and shit like that. Yeah, I can see that. I can see that. I like to see that. And then they bang people too. And they gave everybody syphilis. I believe there's that form. And I think there's another form that they think like Columbus might have brought back like it was similar around that time when syphilis outbreak hit Europe. It was when people returned from the new world. What if that's been proven yet? Yeah, that's another thing. Like I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to believe about anything anymore. Manevil DNA suggests Columbus didn't trigger syphilis epidemic in Europe.

1:49:16And Adi Nile. Since provide first DNA evidence, the diversity and of syphilis circulated in Europe before 1492. But I think what they're saying is there was always a syphilis. But that syphilis was the syphilis that came from fucking animals. And that the syphilis that came from North America was different. I think that was the thing that I had read. You think we're the only species that does that? That gives each other VD. No. No, no, no, no. Like like inter animal. Like as a zebra going to check out his hip. There's many videos of like chimps go fucking a bullfrog. Chimps to take a bullfrog.

1:49:56Go just something like this. Shack the fuck up. It's so crazy. It's so rude. And you watch imagine this poor frog. Giant chimp dick is just getting stuffed in your little frog mouth. Like holy fuck. Imagine that's your life. A chimp with his vice like grip takes you and forces your mouth open and stuffs his cock inside of it. And just scull fucks you. Look at this chimp. Oh no. He's holding the frog. He's holding the frog. So he's walking with it while he's fucking it. That's so rude. That is so rude. So he's going to take the frog. Hey, come here motherfucker. Look, he just grabs his frog and he just forces it on its dick.

1:50:42He uses the frog as like a little living flesh light. Oh my god. How crazy is that bro? It's rude. It's so rude. Imagine that's the end of your life. Just getting your life fucked away by a giant chimp. He just grabs you and you're like, oh you see his dick coming towards you. He just opens your mouth up. Look at this. He just takes his dick and like stuffs it in his frog. His pro frog is like, what the fuck is going on man? He doesn't even want to like hold him in place. The frog gets out. He's like, no, no, no. Back on the main dick. But he forces it open with his finger. And then stuffs his dick in there.

1:51:21What a psycho. What a fucking psycho. Chimp's there's psychos. Well, that's what happens when you steal them and you put them in a cage to live the rest of life. They're going to go psycho. Yeah, but they did that in the wild too. You think? Yeah. They're around bullfrogs. They might not have been around bullfrogs in the wild. They might have fucked them all at death. Yeah. They might have had frogs there at one point in history. The whole species. The whole species. The whole species out of their existence. Yeah. Oh, that hurt man. Yeah. Not good. That hurt. Yeah, let's pee. I'll pee too. We'll be right back folks.

1:51:57Oh my god. Jim and Matt. You're a napper. I'm not. Oh my god. I'm tired. Yeah. Travel. I've been traveling the last two, three days. Travels rough, dude. In this rough. And then staying out later than Mr. Brewer stays out. Yeah. You bailed on the burgers. I'm thinking. I'm happy about it. I'm not lying to you. Yeah. I generally don't eat burgers, but when I do, I eat three double cheese burgers. But your metabolism is a thousand times more than mine right now. Like me? I just have like one burger. And then I got a week to try to get this thing out. It's going to, my tits are going to start true.

1:52:39And then I feel pale. I couldn't stop eating them last. I ate three of them at two in the morning. I watched you. I watched your buddy making them. I woke up this morning so that you... How good did they look? Oh my god. You should have smelled it. They looked good, but I tapped out. The thing about a cheeseburger. This is what I respect, but Philip has done. Philip Franklin Lee, who's a Michelin star chef, and he runs a sushi by scratch. What does that in Cedar Park? It's in Cedar Park, I think. And he runs. The one in Miami. We're one to the one in Miami. He decided to take his level of understanding how to cook and apply it to something simple and just make the perfect cheeseburger.

1:53:20And this experience, what I had, this is the best ever. This is like when you're really hungry? Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm literally hovering over the grill. So Philip is cooking for us. He cooked for everybody. Yeah. We're all hanging out. We're watching him do it. I'm smelling it. I'm over. I'm the whole thing. I'm documenting it and sniffing it, and then I ate it. It was fucking amazing. You're panting. Wagyu burgers. So they're very fatty. Then he puts the onions on it and the fucking jalapenos. Butter the rolls. No, no. It uses like this mayo that has like hot sauce in it and stuff. Yeah. You fucked up, dude.

1:54:03No, I didn't. Yeah, we're trying to drag you. No, Jim does not take peer pressure. Like your bounce is right off. No, I did a little bit just to go on that stage in that little room. I wanted nothing to do with that. I wanted nothing to do with a set last night. I did. I was up till like two in the morning going, I'm fucking going back tomorrow. And I'm going to do it my way. I'm not hanging out with Joe and the guys. I'm going to care about what I'm going to do and I'm pretending not to lot. I'm going to come back with some vengeance. Okay. But I was, you don't have to like listen to us. You don't have to stay out.

1:54:38No, I know. That's what I enjoy. I enjoy it, dude. You enjoy that, that's that, the child inside. Yeah. You need to keep the child alive. And my child is, um, I like bringing a kid out. But it also, I got responsibilities. Wow. Take care of yourself. No, I just, my body. I was done. I was already looking at to him. I'm like, this is going to be it. But I'm like, you just tired. Yeah. It's, I get it. I've been tired. It's tired. Yeah. And I already ate twice. Yeah. I didn't eat. I didn't eat. I get it. I know you do. Those burgers though. Jesus, those are good. See, I'm still working on this right here.

1:55:20I see it. I see I'm working on it. It's very lazy. It's not lazy like other. But what do you do? I do, um, I do the side thing with the pulley. Side pulley. Okay. And then the weight's over. Like I'll be on the bench. Doing that. Do those. Yeah, a little bit of those. I'll hang from the bar. Do the leg lifts. That's it. Just get a little something going. Just get a little something then, you know. It's definitely better than nothing. It's definitely better than nothing. Yeah. Right, my bike a lot. That's great. That's so love about Florida. Oh, okay. Flat. What about the hell of the others? You ever see one?

1:55:58Yeah. I go, I go kayaking with them. Jesus. They're not going to bother you. Jesus. They're not going to bother you. You really do. There is a little something intimidating about. Till they do. I'm not afraid of them. Oh, I'm very afraid of them. You're not afraid of them at all. No. They're dinosaurs. Let me get it back. If I was in the water, I'm very... You're so close to the water. I'm right in the water. You're in the water with a kayak. There's nuts in your asshole. And when they see... Touching the bottom of that thing. Yeah. Maybe it comes and it scrapes underneath your nuts and asshole because it's like literally like inches below the kayak.

1:56:34Great to flip it. I don't... I'm not hungry. I think they're freaked out. They ate all the ducks. They might not think so. I'm hungry. And when they're pissed at you, what they'll do is they'll go in front of you and then they'll slap their tails. Oh, no. And then they'll submerge. Oh, my God. What if they slap the tail and it fucks your kayak up and it starts taking water. And then I... I got to start swimming.

1:57:00And I wait for... In that water, watch those. Because they do eat people. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They took one out. They took an old lady out. Yeah. That was in South Carolina, right? Wasn't it? No, I think it was Florida. It was Florida? Yeah, yeah. It was in Old People's home. She had no chance. Oh, Jesus. It was Harvard. She had the dog. She tried to save the dog, it was art. Oh, that's right. Old people home and your neighbor gets killed by a dinosaur. You're watching it. You're watching it. It's horrible. I'm feel horrible for the family. I apologize for even breathing like that. Make it to 86 and get taken out by a fucking alligator.

1:57:34By a gator. And all the things you've seen. Oh, Florida's so crazy with that. It's so crazy. Dude, there's a rattlesnake in front of me. Do you know that Florida and the Everglades 99 % of all mammals are missing? Yes, from the... You told me that from the... Python. You can now hunt pythons. Anyone can hunt them. What is this guy doing? Do you see it in the corner? Ask the guard. Where, where, where? Oh, right there. Oh, it's coming towards me. It bumps his kayak. Yeah. Oh, my god. Wait, wait. I don't see it. Look, look, look. You don't see it? Do it again, do it again. Look, it's coming right in the left -hand side.

1:58:09Watch. It's right here. Oh. Watch this. Here it comes.

1:58:19Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. And now you're in there. Keep it going. Yeah, keep it going. Let's see what happens to him. He's fine. That's how we got the video. That is true. And find this on a dead body.

1:58:34Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Get it? Like I said, I just did that earlier. See, well, I'll be... That's really good. I didn't get it from that. Well, I'll be honest. I haven't seen that before. Well, I'll be honest with you. Behind my, behind my house. His monster soup. There is monster soup. I do go kayak it in the monster soup. That's what it is. But they do have... Oh, my god. It's mangroves, right? So they get this mangrove tail swamps. And everyone's like, he's gone to mangrove. He can make it all the way to the bay towards Naples. Or not. I like him that. That... Fuck that. I feel better in the open water.

1:59:14Because I feel like the gator's less threatened. But in where that guy was... I don't know if I can do that. He thought that that was like an invader. That gator thought that that was an invader. And if it's mating season... Right. That's another thing. Like he's... Right. Right. He's gonna take you out. Look at that. Is that the same guy? No, this is just... Close encounter is on a kayak. Oh my god. Yeah, that's way... That's a... That's a big boy. There's no reason to be that close. Bro. Why is he hovering there? Fuck those things. Because he's in an asshole. Oh, that's not even... That's a paddleboard.

1:59:51Yeah. You got to be out of your... Oh my god. Bro, that alligator's in an asshole. It's chilling. Fuck that. These people are crazy. They're crazy. Why would they do that on a paddleboard? Those things are so unstable. All right. Now is this guy coming to us? Is this Sony? These are all close encounters. These people are crazy to do this. Nice guy. I've got one of those. Oh, he's fishing on one of those things. The whole bee... The whole bee is like fun. The whole bee is where you do it. You pedal. Yeah. That's your legs. Those look dope. Oh my god. Jesus Christ doesn't seem good. Oh my god. He's gonna have a gator under there.

2:00:23Oh, shit. Yeah. I bet he thinks he's got a catfish. Right. He's all excited. Yeah. And as he pulls it up, he's gonna see a gator. I think he did a weird stutter. Oh, shit. Oh my god. I missed it. Watch the mouth. Yeah. Look at this. Oh, wow. Bro, that's a huge gator. Look at the mouth. Wow. Oh my god. Don't do that. Oh my god. Bro. Bro. All right. You got me double thinking the kayak. Haha. Good. Thank you. I've been in there a couple of times. I want to lose you to a python. Have you seen a python? I've not. I've seen a rattlesnake. Now, there's a guy that I started hanging out with that hunts pythons and he wants to bring me on a python hunt.

2:01:11You have to go. I feel like I have to go. I feel like you have to go. I would go. See, I'm doing things that I've never thought in my life I'd be doing like I told you. I feel like I'm hunting. I'm hunting for turkey. Hunting turkey is a good one. I feel like I cheated, though. Why? The guy was so good. Like, meaning of the call on the turkey guy? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was that guy Mike. I told you Mike. Yes. He was so good. What's the last name? You knew him. That's, yes. Mike Baudel. Yes. Yeah. Mike Waddell's a world famous hunter. And that's what you said. So, but, you know, when he sets up the two girls.

2:01:52You couldn't have gone with a better guy. You couldn't have gone with like a more qualified, more knowledgeable hunter. And that's what he was incredible and... Guys, great. Conservationist. Very knowledgeable. He's great. I had an incredible time. Why am I going with this? Shot of turkey. It was easy. Yeah, before the turkey, though. It was turkey. Did he take the Elvon turkey hunting, too? Did he take the Elvon hunting? Yes. He was right after me. You feel landed. That's perfect. As I think. Turkey's a good thing to shoot. Because you don't feel bad for them. I don't know why. It's like, you feel bad for a deer that you shoot even though you know that you're going to eat it.

2:02:28And that's why you're there. There's a sense of loss with the deer that you don't get with a turkey. It's weird. That's interesting. Now, I felt... He blew their brains out with a shotgun. And they were like, all right. That's... I felt... It's really funny. I mean, I was with this guy, Irodean and Mike. And they... They would laugh their ass off. Because of the... You know, they're used to this. And... There's a picture of me holding the turkey. Oh, damn! There it is. I don't think I were put out the other one. I was on the right. There's another one. It's a big ass turkey. Yeah. I know they're not going to...

2:03:08That's like the... But what they didn't show... Damn. I wish I had to picture. You were cruddling the turkey before that. Yes. Yes. That's weird. That's creepable. I just wanted to look at it up close. And I was so turkey up close. Right? So I'm looking at them. And then while... Yeah, man, I'm looking at them. And I'm feeling like, wow. So it's what it's like. And then, you know, Irode come up. And he takes the beak. He's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Try to have a moment. Like, ooh, good to see you. That's the thing. Nobody would do that with a deer. A little gym. How are you? You just killed me.

2:03:41Don't you feel bad? They wouldn't do that with a deer. Like you have more respectful to mammals. Yeah. Yeah, more respectful to mammals for some strange reason. Yeah, rather than a bird. Yeah, I feel like zero connection to birds. Like, I don't want to pet bird, you know? Right. Pet dog, pet cat, even pet weird pets, weird pets, like pet horse, I get it. Yeah, I get it too. Yeah, but like a pet snake, the fuck are you doing? Oh, that's you. You got a monster that lives with you. This is you got a monster that you feed. That's all that is. That is a heartless serpent. Yeah, they size you up. The only reason why they're not eating you is because you're not big enough.

2:04:19Or they're not big enough. They're not big enough. And if they grow up, but this way I was talking about the guy, the python hunting. I think in Florida now, you, anyone can hunt a python and you get, you get a prize too. Like you get money and you get serious money. I don't know if it's like a thousand bucks or what? Did you ever see the video of the guy, there's something wrong with his ceiling and they're pulling on the ceiling and the pythons were in the ceiling and it collapses. And you see like three or four pythons are in his fucking ceiling. And they're huge, huge, huge. Where the fuck is that place?

2:04:56And how do I make sure I never go there? Where was it? Malaysia, holy shit, Malaysia. Watch this video. This is so crazy. Oh God. Look at this. Look at the size of them. Wow. How many is there? There's two, three. There's the tail. That might be one. This is three all over three. Three all over 10 feet long in the fucking ceiling. Even when you get them out, how are you going back to sleep? I think you're going back to sleep after that. You're never going back to sleep and you're not getting them out. They obviously have nested up there. Oh my God. Look at the size of these motherfuckers. They must have heard them scurrying around the ceiling.

2:05:38They call one in my development. A Python? Yeah. How big was it? I think it was like 10 feet. Oh my God. And that's like, I mean, they found a record size one recently. I think it was 18 feet. I think it was 18 or 19 feet. And they think they get bigger. Like they don't even know how big they ultimately get. It's just not their environment, right? Did you see this video? What? These guys were pulling out snake. No, they got it by the time. It's at a pet store. Killing over 300 pythons and a boa constrictor. But they killed the wrong one or something like that. One of these was pregnant and had like 50 inside of it or something.

2:06:16So why are they killing these things? I do. I mean, they're in Florida. Oh, so now you realize he killed the wrong one? I wonder something like that. Oh. The longer video is like killing it is pretty crude intense. I don't need to see that. I mean, the whole thing is weird that they allowed those as exotic pets. So then these people just let them go in the swamp. Right. And then you just keep multiply. Don't you remember that? Apparently, that's only a part of the problem though. I thought that was the whole problem. Another part of the problem was that there was a wildlife research facility where they're studying pythons.

2:06:49And somehow or another, it got destroyed in a storm and the pythons got out. Oh, that hurt. The tree? The ginger, I think. It hurt my eyes. So, yeah. So that's also part of the problem. So some of it is exotic pets and some of it is these ones that they release from this research facility. But it's more mind -boggling to me how just a couple can turn into completely taken over. How's that? That's over everything because they're invasive. There's nothing knows to fear them. But even when they're little, don't you think I figured what is the survival rate if they're in the water with gators and you have bobcats?

2:07:28Yeah. Hurricane Andrews, it was that. That is part of the Python problem. I think they don't know exactly which percentage comes from the pets from the 1970s and shit people that go. Thousands of specimens of exotic species escape their cages and enclosures during the passing the storm through the South -Dade County. State environmental inspectors reporting reported 10 days after the hurricane. Witnesses spotted hundreds of large snakes and non -venomous snakes loose. Wow, hundreds. And now those hundreds are half a million. There's a half a million pythons they estimate. So because Burmese python, invasion of South Florida, Everglades, populations of raccoons and apossums dropped roughly 99 % and some species of rabbits and foxes effectively disappeared.

2:08:21Species that had long flourished here are being decimated by the aggressive newcomers. Wow. Wow. That's amazing. And that's why it's a free -for -all now. Good. It is a free -for -all. You know what else they've spotted in the Everglades? They spotted Nile crocodiles. So they don't know how they got in there. They don't know if someone's pet but they had a kill onsite order for Nile crocodiles. They don't know if it's a breeding pair. They don't know. So, you know, they just, they have spotted at least one Nile crocodile in the Everglades. Crack it out as a whole different animal. That's a whole different set.

2:08:56But I... I don't know. That's like a wolf compared to a German shepherd. Right. I was in Costa Rica, kids, which is doing like a vacation, standing whatever. And I remember being in the water, in the beach. Yeah. Yeah, swimming around. And I didn't go... The beach dropped off where we were. It was like a river that let in the ocean was close and it dropped by a little bit. And I mean, I was in there, it was torn around. I wouldn't go too deep and I stayed close. And the next day we went back there, it was a big freaking... Crocodile slide. No. He was banked on there. Yeah. And I went, oh my god.

2:09:36And I just couldn't believe how no one else was in the water. Who? Yeah. Dude. Yeah. Could have been it. Could have been it. Could have been it. Could have been it. See that? I'm safe in Florida. Kayaking. We went on a tour of the Crocodile habitat with my kids when they were... The youngest were like, they're probably like six and eight somewhere around then. And it was so creepy, dude. I was so like every time they moved, like, get away from the edge, get away from the edge. I was like, I was so hover parenting, which is like, and the kids are crazy. Like, I want to sit on the railing. I'm like, fuck no.

2:10:13He can't sit on the railing. Right. Like, don't do this. Like, if you go in that water, I'm going in that water too and then we're both dying. You see the guy? I can't. Yeah. The guy who did that? What happened? The guy with the dog? Oh, yeah, I did see that. But that was a little one. It was a little dog, but yeah. A little gator, too. It wasn't a big gator. That guy did get his dog back. That guy was a fucking savage. I don't know how he did that for kids. You must have been freaking out. Freaking out. Freaking out. And they slide into the water right in front of you. There was this alligator slide or crocodile slide rather.

2:10:45So you're on this body of water and then right where the bank is, you see the crocs stunning themselves. And then you see them slide into the water. It's so creepy. It is creepy. It's so creepy because they are just killing machines and you're in just this fucking boat. It's just a boat. And you see them on land, too. You don't think they're fat. They can move on land. Where they move. They move quick. They move faster than we can. They can run faster than us. Wait, what is this? It says hundreds of alligators or crocodiles behind them. I don't know. In their tent. So they camp on the beach. They're hanging out.

2:11:24Did you see the one on the right? Oh my god. Look at that. He looks outside his tent. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. You literally camped at the spot where they go. Where they go? They're in there. What the fuck do you do? What the fuck do you do there? Do you leave? Do you leave? What if you run into another group of them? Like hire up the hill. Right. Imagine you're out of breath. You're out of the hill. Run up the hill. They get to the top and you realize there's more alligators up there. There's 10 times the amount. Yeah. And you're out of breath now. You know, you can't run. I mean, you got to do some research before you go there, I think.

2:12:00You know, it freaks me out more. Young kids. They're the reckless. You know, freaks me out more is the Komodo dragons. Oh, they're terrifying. I follow something with them too. They're hard. They just, they're hard. They eat the whole goat. They're mouth too. That fucking, that shit that drips out the slime. Yes. They're so creepy. Do you remember when Sharon Stone's husband got bit by one of those? No. It's bit his foot. Yeah, he went to the zoo. There's a follow up. The alligators got the tent. Oh my god. Look at all of them. Oh my god. Hey, bro. Wow. That is crazy. So the overcame the tent.

2:12:41So this guy just had to run away. Oh, they're in it. That was the difference. That was the difference. Yeah, that was the difference. Where are they? Zambia. Oh, those are crocodiles. Yeah. That's scarier. That's way scarier. Brazil. Also, those are camons. Wow. If it was, well, where was he? Was he? He wasn't in Brazil. He's Brazilian. He's Brazilian. He's Brazilian. So where was he doing this? Does it say? I can't even work out very well. I feel like I saw it mate. Does it say at the top? Let's see. This is a clip comes after a British teacher. Okay. It says different thing. This is different down here.

2:13:16Okay. That's a different story. So go up to the very top. Does it say where it was? It says waking up finding nest of crocodiles in Vanny's tent. Honestly, it seemed to me they look like alligators. Can I see that again? I'm not sure if those were crocodiles. All of them are fucking terrifying. That's like alligators. They look like alligators. Can I see the brown nose? The video again? Here we go. We have to watch a Ray Bans ad. This is his ad. Oh, this is his TikTok? I don't know yet. Oh, you're never going to find it. Yeah. Where did it go though? You had it before, right? I just hit it. It was playing on the replay.

2:13:58Oh, there it is. Okay. Let me look at those. That was it. Yeah, those are crocodiles. Aren't they? No, they're out. I don't know. They look like caters. They're alligators. Yeah, it's round. They look like alligators. Huh. Anyway. Anyway. He fucked up. Whatever they are, it's not good. No. It's not good. One of my favorite stories I heard about an alligator getting a guy was his cops were on a high speed pursuit with the dude. He had a stolen car. And he, I think it was a stolen car. Anyway, he gets to a bridge and jumps off and to try to escape and jumps into the water and immediately gets killed by a gator.

2:14:38Well, literally the landed next one. And he's like, oh, free lunch. Snap. There was a guy in Florida. I think he was on his bicycle. And he, he, like, tripped. You know, lost thing. And he rolled. It's just perfect place. Right. Gator. Snap. The gator got him. I don't think he killed him. Oh, I think he tore his arm. Probably freaked out. The gator out. Well, yeah. The gator's just hanging out all of a sudden. Who comes to cheer? He's Christ. But yeah. I think about that too. Where I, where I take my bike out. There's no, the waters got gators in it. And I'm always like, okay, maybe I shouldn't mess around.

2:15:18How many Florida panthers are there? Are they common? I saw a nice video the other day. This guy was turkey hunting. And this panther didn't realize he was there. And the panthers just walking right by him. As he was turkey hunting. He's like, like, you know, covered in camo and shit. And this turkey's like, I mean, this panther's walking by his turkey decoy. Yeah. I think, I think that's more in the Everglades area. And because a lot of Florida's getting built up. Yeah. Like, even where I'm at, I can't believe. So many people moved there. So many people. How many people turned Republican? It had to be more than a million.

2:15:57I think I saw something where, like, the ratio too was like 80 to 20. Like, Florida is the most Florida. Yeah, like 80 % 70%. Look how registered. Decentest did in the last vote. I mean, he just destroyed it. Like, that is a red state now. And it's like, it's like the most sensible version of how to handle that pandemic. And that's people don't want to admit that. They want to think that there was something wrong with what they did. Like, I had this conversation with this one guy. I was talking about all these cops that died of COVID. It's the biggest thing. Like, they're handling it so poorly.

2:16:39Right. Because the cops are fat, man. Like, we all know this true story about that. We know that, we mean, everybody knows fat cops. That's the problem is like, that's just really bad if you're obese. There's also... What's that, Jamie? Barely one. This last one? What year's it? 2018, I guess. Yeah, that's... No, that one, he barely won. He barely won. We got an office. Yeah, and then the other guy... The last one. Busted. Yeah, that's 2018. Go to the 2022. Yeah. So in 2022, though, I think he won by, like, 65 % or something wacky. Which is very rare. He crushed... I've never seen a state. Um...

2:17:19There we go. Yeah, 59%. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, we got a 40. Wow. Look it. Yeah. That's big. That is really big. It's a big change from 2018. That's for sure. Well, it's a new refugee camp. You get a lot of people from Chicago or fleeing there. A lot of people from Chicago. You got Californians for some reason going in Naples. Did you see that video from Chicago or those kids? Just ran second. They ran up to that white lady in front of her apartment and just beat the shit out of her. Horrifying. It's so crazy. Horrifying. But this has happened in modern 2023 in Chicago. Right. Can you imagine... Giant groups of kids just beating a lady up for no reason.

2:18:00Because she was white. Let's not... But imagine that. She's a white girl. Yeah. And though we look on her face, she probably... She never even seen a fight. Let alone been in a fight. She's a sheer complete terror. Beyond talking to the fuck out of her. There's all hands of all different angles just beating you. And what is it? At the end of the day, what sparked it? What created that madness? What brings you to the state of... I just got to beat someone because they look like that's madness. It's also a recognition that law enforcement has lost control. Like the fact that they can do that. And they think they can do that as little kids.

2:18:42There's like young teenagers doing this. Smashing windows and meeting up in groups of hundreds. Like what are they doing? Are they organizing on social media? Like what are they doing? For sure. Yeah, yeah. It's happening in lots of places. And how... How is no one stopping that? How's no one stopping it? You don't see the organizing on social media? Yeah, it's crazy. With everything that's seen on your phone, they don't see certain things. Yeah, I do not see that. Come on, man. But I don't think the way the policing is in this country, the way the people have lost respect for law enforcement, it's...

2:19:13All that defund the police shit has real consequences. And that's one of them. We've seen it right there. It's so spooky, man. It's so spooky how quickly things can like deteriorate. Well, they also dehumanize everything. When you're a police officer, what you don't realize is, most of the times those cops are the first one to see your dead child. Yeah. And you know the trauma that brings? Yeah. Like, if you got kids at home, and you just... You became an officer because you had a... You grew up in a nowhere out situation. Or maybe your parents got divorced or whatever. And the only way that you know to survive is you get a pension, and blah, blah, and try to take the test.

2:19:54You take a test. You know, most people think cops are just, you know, the guys are just... Most of the things they're showing up to is watching people maimed and killed and fighting and beating women. I mean, the most horror for so many fire... People in the fire department, please, you show up. And like, yeah, the kids dead in the back. You know, like, you want to call the mom. You want to... You know what kind of... Like, that's the side that no one will ever talk about. And that's the side, you know, you just show a clip that happened at one particular incident and then the demons we call it news media.

2:20:30The monsters, the creators of pure evil and violence and mind control and emotion control, spit out and then boom, they hit the nerve, knowing they can manipulate and control and spread violence. Well, it's also activists wanted to say that the problem was cops are showing up, law enforcement, for things that should just involve counselors and that these cops are not qualified to do that. So they're going to defund that aspect of the police. The problem is just that narrative alone devalues the police. It's like you put this thing out there that we need to stop funding the police, the police are the problem.

2:21:10No, the crime is the fucking problem. And the problem is no one does a damn thing to prevent long -term crime by enriching communities, by going into these places, instead of spending $40 billion to fight this fucking proxy war with Ukraine and Russia. Instead of doing that, what about fixing these fucking cities that have been economically disenfranchised since who the fuck knows when? That's right. Just decade upon decade upon decade of the same kinds of crime and the same neighborhoods and you expect people to come out of that and pull themselves up by their bootstraps. It's fucking ridiculous.

2:21:44Bro, I remember early 90s was doing something in Harlem. It was a show in Harlem. It was a comedy club there. The Uptown comedy club. I remember that place. Yeah. And I spent, I learned so much. I had the most incredible conversation. It was a Tracy Morgan. And we were on the street and we just got so open and honest and we just started asking each other questions. And when it came to things like welfare, I realized that is such a, that's such a purposely driven in my opinion government trap. And just the way he was explaining, he's like, you know, I have a kid. I gave him money. And he's like, we don't have options.

2:22:36They keep us here. You know, they put certain foods here. They offer to pay us money. And I'd love to see the statistic of when welfare came out how communities thrived or plummeted after that because they didn't have a drive for themselves. They had the, they're under the illusion that they're going to be taking care of. That is a very dangerous thing for people. If you can keep them complacent and like with a certain level of income and just, just keep that amount of money where they don't have to do anything. And a lot of people get conditioned. And, but the other thing is like, how do you get people off of that?

2:23:14Like without extreme willpower and discipline and like working really, really hard to get off of that. And then deciding you're not going to accept that money anymore. Like for some people, it's easy to just stay in that little system. And that goes on in every level. Yeah. That goes in every level when you, when every finance level you hit, it kind of, I mean, gets easier with the more finances. But it's a lot easier. It gets a lot easier. It's a lot easier. Yes, yes. But the thing about it is that it's A, it's human nature, but B, there's a lack of hope. So like if you gave that welfare check to places where people are thriving and doing things that they love to do, then it wouldn't be so bad because they just keep doing things they love to do and thriving, right?

2:23:56And then maybe they would find other stuff to do for a living and they wouldn't need welfare. But if you're doing it to people that live in despair, that's when it's sick. Like there's something sick about it because it's like, all you're doing is putting a little band -aid on it and you are giving people food and you are giving people shelter. And that is good. It's definitely better than them being homeless. But that is not fixing anything. And the only way to fix it is to give people hope. And you can't have any hope when you live in a community where like everything's fucked. Where like everyone's...

2:24:25Shrugs run rapid, sing your ass. Gags. Lick everything. Everything runs rapid. Yeah. And that's the real problem. The real problem is is people have a lack of hope, lack of positive role models. Everybody that you know is either involved in crime or the victim of crime or avoiding crime or it's like you're just dealing with constant violence and crime. But give me your money. No. And I'll go fix you, Crane. It's crazy, right? It's like how do we not address these problems in America? How do we, like, whatever the debates come up every year? It's the same thing. It's the same thing. Pro -life protests.

2:25:02Yeah, they're like, we're going to get jobs like... Bitch. But you are not. We have created so many jobs in this administration. And we're going to do so much for the military. That's one thing I love about the new Twitter when anybody posts something even from the White House. It gets fact -checked. And the White House has had to pull tweets because they're just bullshit. Thank God. Thank God. The baby of Jesus. Thank God. The baby of Jesus. Yes. Yeah, thank you, baby Jesus. Thank you, baby Jesus. Thank you, baby Jesus. Tom Cruise is your witchcraft. That's one of the greatest movies of all time.

2:25:39He is. He is funny. Bro. He's funny. Well, Pharaoh is funny. He's so funny in that movie, too. How have they not done Talladega Knights, too? Someone please help me out. He would go into character and stay in character for a week at a time. He would come in, he wear this vest, and he kind of grow his hair a little bit, and he wouldn't shave. And it would drive people like Marcy Klein like the producer like, well, you're representing Silent Live here, and we'd all be like, oh, is he going, he wouldn't? He'd do that all week. So they didn't like the way he was dressed? No, because he would stay like that all week and stay in character.

2:26:27Sometimes he would drive you nuts. You know, like, if I want to talk to you, if I want to talk to you, and every time I see you, you're like, I don't gym. I don't gym. Good to speak to you today. Will you be sailing with me this winter? Correct. And I go, chill. Oh, you know, I don't know who this show is, but I will, I will seek him and tell him you're looking for him. I read a story once where John Voight and Angelina Jolie were having a phone call, and in this story, they were saying that they were talking in character the entire time. Like, they had a conversation in character. I've done that with my daughter.

2:27:02We took on Sundays, and we do for fun. Oh, these two. Well, these two, they're wacky. They're not funny. Like, neither one of them is funny. They just did it for the sake of doing it. I think they were doing, like, acting exercises on the phone with each other. They were talking in character. Exercise is that word. Just acting exercises already makes me crazy. So part of me is already questioning me being critical of this, because now I'm thinking, but they are professional actors. Would that be fun? Because you're kind of working with your daughter then. You're, like, working on a little exercise.

2:27:27It's like if you were a painter, and you painted a thing with your daughter's up weird, like, why is it weird? Like, the only time you talk, you should have to talk, like, normal. Yeah. Why shouldn't you be able to talk in character? I think it hides my feelings. I'm out of myself for being upset at them. I'm looking at them. Like, why am I being so critical of that? They are literally professional actors at the highest level. I mean, he was in fucking... He was in... Wasn't he in... What was John Voidin that won movie with Dustin Hoffman? Oh, my God. Midnight Cowboy. Oh, I don't know if I saw that.

2:28:01Dude. I didn't remember it. Dude, that's a wild movie. Was that Midnight Cowboy? Was that it? Yeah. Phew. That's a wild movie, man. That's a movie about, like, these street hustlers from, like, the 1970s. Oh, wow. Yeah. Maybe I did see it. Yeah, John Void played, like, some street hustler in New York City. I've had to see this. Oh, it's a great movie, man. It's, like, HBO, early 80s. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, damn. Yeah. It's a 1969 movie. Oh, wow. God, I haven't seen this in fucking 20 years. More, maybe more than 20 years. I need to watch it again. Did you ever get into Westerns? Love Westerns.

2:28:40Clint Eastwood. You know what? I love the unforgiven. Because that's the most realistic of his Westerns. That's when he come, he's, like, an older guy. And it's Morgan Freeman and him and Gene Hackman. Oh, my God. It's like, I think that's the best Western of all time. Is that the one that opens up? And it's like, oh, oh, no. I'm not thinking of the way Metallica was there. This is, like, this is what it is. It's like he did all those spaghetti Westerns, which were amazing. Yeah. But then he went back and did a real movie on what life in the West was like. So instead of it being sort of glossed over spaghetti Western, like he did with the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, and a lot of other things, this one was, like, horrific.

2:29:21Like, really, probably accurate as to how brutal life in that time period was. What did Gene Hackman play in this? Gene Hackman was a sheriff. He was like a fucked up asshole of a sheriff that Clint Eastwood winds up killing. I've seen this. But I have to watch this again. I remember him. Yeah. He gets killed. It's a heavy movie, man. It's a heavy movie. The boy gets killed. He goes on the, I remember this. Well, Gene, well Clint Eastwood was an assassin when he was younger. And he got married and had a family and turned over a new leaf and was running a, you know, running a farm. But he was raising his kids and they made him an offer to kill some people that had killed somebody.

2:30:03And so he needed to, because his farm was falling apart, so he goes back into action. But it's believable. It's a really good movie. It's like, it's so different than the style of movies that he used to do about westerns because he flipped it on its head and made it, it's a horrific, it's not in any way glorified. Like, nothing's glorious. The people are cowards. It's like, they're human. Everything works in the, and he's like, reprehensible. He's a complete sociopath that has no problem just, it's a psychopath. There's no problem killing people. It doesn't raise his heart, but he, that's one of the reasons why he's so good at killing people.

2:30:45He never freaks out. Right. It's always, he's calm in the face of everything. Boom! And everybody's like stumbling for their good old Jesus. Boom! Right. And it's believable. It's so creepy. And it's so good, man. It's a fucking great movie. I have to watch that again. I get into, um, actually I started watching on a plane because I don't watch a lot of TV. What is the series where I'm the worst at this? It was a western and it's their settling and they're bringing like these people from Denmark or their Dutch across, like across the country. Deadwood? Yellowstone? Yellowstone. Yellowstone. Early Yellowstones.

2:31:23So like, not Yellowstone, but the early ones, like the 18, whatever it is. And there's like three different Yellowstones that run out now. Well, I want to say this one was more recent and it's the guy, you know, the guy in Casino that runs, he goes up to Tidneer, he's like, I really, I really like you to get my son to, I mean, my nephew to work again. You know that actor? What's his name? You know his name? God damn it. He's in this movie and he's like taking them across the whole country movie. It's not a show. I'm sorry. It's a series. But I got hooked on his thing because there was some raw stuff in that.

2:32:00So is it a Yellowstone, one of the early ones? Did the show with Josh Brolin called Outer Range? I guess he would have looked like. It could be, I think it's Yellowstone. Dude, there's so many Yellowstone. That Taylor Sheridan is a bad motherfucker. This is Outer Range. That guy has put together some incredible shows. Outer Range. Josh Brolin is the fucking man, dude. That ain't it. I love that guy too. He's great in everything. Josh Brolin? Brolin. I don't know. Some costumes. It's not the Kevin Costner one. Oh, the Kevin Costner one is the shit. My wife was watching it. I watched a couple of those.

2:32:35That's another good movie. Why an Earp? Why an Earp? That there, boom, boom, right? Is this one? I feel like this chick was in it. This one? Yes, that one. Wait, wait, wait, wait, go back. I just, yes. What is that? Up there. That. That. Oh my god. 1883. So yeah, that's the Yellowstone prequel. That's like the early days of Yellowstone. I've heard that's amazing. Oh my god. Yeah. That one. Maybe because, maybe because I was on the plane. I was completing the fit. That. That's Taylor Sheridan. That's the same guy who did Yellowstone, right? He did that as well, right? Dude, he's the fucking man.

2:33:12This was so, like, you can wrap your head around and go, oh, this makes more sense how it all went down. Yeah. This makes all the sense in the world. And they, they, what you was saying would clean these to it, how it's just, they came, they became, they became accustomed to it. Yeah. Like because they were constantly beyond their attack. Yeah. Whether it's just further supplies or they wanted their girls and they weren't worried about natives. They were more worried about Yeah. Other. A bunch of monsters out there. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. That makes more sense. It was so good to come to steal your cattle or come to steal your horses.

2:33:47Wild West, man. I mean, that's really what it was. And those people made it across the country. There were so many fucking bad people. There were so many outlaws. And just horrific conditions and no law enforcement and just fucking chaos. Well, there's a, there's a scene in there. And it actually reminded me when I watched your lesson. You did, you did something last night. There's a, a, a little part of one of the sets. And you're talking about, like, the tribal, like, we used, oh, you were like, we used to, you know, be able to just name and kill. And you know, we had most, for most of history, it was very horrific.

2:34:21Right. Well, there's a scene in here that I thought it was described by the female who she's already, she's already lost. I don't like it too much way. But she's seen enough. She's like a kid. She fell in love. But towards the end, she falls in love in this guy's protecting her. And she's describing, like, almost what it turned on in the power of this guy's, like, the, the, the, the, the, the aggressive, revengeful anger of him just hatching this other guy and you don't even feel bad. You're like, you know what? Fucker deserves to be hatched up for what he did. And just, and she's watching and this becomes the norm.

2:35:08Just boom. She's telling someone with an axe. Gosh, took him out. Oh, shit. Took him out. Something about axe murderer. It's like a very specific kind of murderer. So far better. Literally, it's the only kind of murderer where you have a definition. Like, you have that word connected, like, axe murderer. Now, it tells you a gun murderer. That's right. But an axe murderer is a very specific definition. Yeah, that's interesting. It is interesting. Nice murder. Now, poison murderer. Nope. axe murderer. An axe murderer is a specifically brutal way to kill someone. And it's terrifying for people because they don't feel like they could do anything about it.

2:35:48No. It's not going to match with an axe like Jesus Christ. You don't have much room for error. I've seen videos, but I know I'm not going to be able to pull it off under pressure. Yeah, it's just scary. You're supposed to get close. Yeah, good luck with that. Yeah, right? Get close. Yeah, good luck. But the way she describes it, it reminds me of what you just said. It's just become something. Yeah. Well, that's what human beings, that's how human beings existed for thousands and thousands of years. They existed in these, I mean, when you go back and listen to accounts of history. How long do you think that lasted to?

2:36:22And where did it last year? Like, did that last, was that going on? I mean, it was settling here? I have a very specific explanation for it, I think. I think it has to do with the younger drives impact theory. I think that human beings, especially in Africa, had achieved an insanely high level of sophistication. What they had done in Egypt is still to this day one of the most confusing things that anyone's ever been able to accomplish. And the fact that these people were able to accomplish it 4 ,000, 5 ,000 years ago, or more, they don't even know really how old some of that stuff is. I think that when the asteroids impacted in the ice age ended, and there's a lot of evidence of this, like physical evidence all over the earth, they were smashed by asteroids.

2:37:09I think it knocked human beings back into the fucking stone age. And I think the people that survived had to survive in the most brutal and barbaric conditions, where society was completely eroded, where it was just chaos. At most people were dead, and you survived if you were underground, you survived if you had gotten into caves, you survived if you had accumulated enough resources so you could make it through whatever amount of nuclear winter exist from pelted by giant rocks from space that literally ended the ice age and killed 65 % of all the megafauna in North America. 65 % of all the mammals died off quick.

2:37:51Whether it's woolly mammals, woolly mammoths, saber -toothed tigers, 65 % of them just got wiped out in a very short period of time. Probably because there was no food left over, probably because a lot of them got killed on the initial impact and through the floods. And all this shit that happened when the ice caps melted. And I think that the reason why people were so barbaric 3 ,000, 4 ,000 years ago, I think that's the ancestors of the people that survived that disaster. And I think they had to be monsters. I bet the early days there was a lot of cannibalism. I bet people did whatever the fuck they could to just exist.

2:38:26Right after the impacts, whatever people were left, I bet there was very few people left and I bet their lives were hard as fuck. I think that still exist to a degree. Well definitely still exist to exist. But they don't need no ice age to still act like that or have that built inside them. Sure, but I'm what I'm thinking is one of the reasons why you have such sophistication like 5 ,000, 6 ,000, 7 ,000 years ago, 10 ,000 years ago. Then you have like thousands of years later, barbaric sheer barbarism like how that happened because I think everything was stopped. I think it all stopped and I think the people were left in a fucking mad max world for a long -ass time.

2:39:07I mean, when they talk about civilization restarting, right? So if this happened 11 ,800 years ago, which is what they think happened, the earliest instances up until these theories of modern civilization was 6 ,000 years ago. That's Sumer. That's first mathematics, first written language. A lot of different things come out of this one part of the world. But that's 5 ,000 years after the impacts. So what if you have this sophisticated society of people that are operating probably at a higher level than we are now, just through some technology that we don't understand? And they get fucking annihilated by rocks from space.

2:39:49And then whoever does exist, they exist in a horrific way for thousands of years before people reinvent civilization. I don't know. It's all too much for me. I get that. I just don't know. I don't know. That's a good one. I think there's talk about that. I don't know either. But it's one of my favorite subjects. No, I know. Me too. It's fast now. I always want to know where to certain things start. Where does that start? And how did it spread? Why do I keep fucking up Graham Hancock's series? It's ancient apocalypse, right? Correct. I always say ancient catastrophe. I almost said it again. But it is apocalypse.

2:40:31Ancient apocalypse on Netflix. Watch it. It's amazing. It's a series of where Graham Hancock who's the master of this stuff, who really understands it better than anybody. And Randall Carlson, who's the master of, he really understands the asteroid impacts and the impact theory. And they put it this together. And there's distinct evidence of a very advanced culture that we have no explanation for. And it exists all over the world. There's these stone structures and specific that are so complex and we don't know who did them. We don't know how they moved them. And all this evidence seems to point to that.

2:41:04At one point in time, human beings reached a very high level of sophistication for design, for construction, for the ability to move stones and cut them. Like it's really high levels of construction. To the point where, you know, you're getting all these stones to meet perfectly at the top of a massive pyramid that's 2 ,300 ,000 stones. Well, not any of that. Like how does it's mind -boggling to think they're also in Mexico and possibly be buried under a mountain that looks like a mountain, but it's actually another pyramid that everything grew over. Exactly. It's all through the Amazon they find those, too.

2:41:46Right. It's mind -boggling to me. Mind -boggling. All through the Amazon, it's filled with these structures that use LiDAR and they scan the surface of the ground and find irrigation tracks and like plots of land and grids like for a city. Wild. Should I eat it? I have not been. I want to go. I went there and they were... I don't know, man. That's wild. It's also weird to see, like the hell's that thing and watched in DC, the pointy thing. Oh, the obelisk. The obelisk. Yeah. It's like, what is the meaning of that because why is that in DC and it was in Egypt? It's in Rome as well. There's a...

2:42:29There's an Egyptian obelisk that's in Rome in the middle of the Vatican. That fascinates me. It's amazing. Like what's the connection on the three of them and why is it in DC? It's a good question. And the original obelisks, man, when they find ones that they didn't want to be using because there's a crack and you see them like carved out of stone, you're like, how the fuck were you going to move this? Right. What did you do? How did you do this? I started seeing stuff like that because I remember my mom would talk about the world fair in a... Oh, that's Chicago thing? Will they turn on the lights for the first time?

2:43:03No. I saw that one too. But I think there was one in New York but then I saw the thing in Chicago where they built... Yeah. They built everything up and it looked like a city and then just... got rid of it. Like it was nothing. Yeah, what was it? Like was it a façade? Did they build a façade? I don't know. Like was that a Disney -set type thing or was that some real shitty contract deal going on there? For sure in Chicago. 100 % that was the mob. Hey, we got to take it down now. We got to put in contract there. The contract is we build and then we take it down. Come on, I told you. We made a fucking deal.

2:43:40Right. Don't make me come visit you. I put the Caesar up. I put everything you said. Look, I make it all nice and everything. Don't make me come visit you. You piece of shit. Take it down. The Vatican is insane, dude. Have you been there? I have not. I went. I went to Rome but I didn't visit the Vatican. God, you got to go next time. I went and I had a really cool guide. We hired a professor. He was this multi -language speaking professor. Really interesting, dude. He got really into it with me. We really, really got into all these different things. He was so knowledgeable. It was really cool.

2:44:16Do you know who you were? Who? Did you know who you were? I just know who you were. Yeah. He was really cool. He just gave me the lowdown on... First of all, why they all have little dicks. I was like, why they all have little dicks? He told me that they thought that a large penis was like brutish in barbaric. And they're like some dude with a little dick at cond. Everybody into thinking the little dicks were shit. Simple prop again. Total prop again. The most easy. This is a little dick guys. You don't want that big dick. The big dick is talking about problems. The big dick doesn't come with culture or agriculture or the civilization that we've created.

2:44:56This beautiful city relies on little dick. Little dick energy. Start filling these things everywhere. I need statues of little dicks. Little dick energy. And after a while, somewhere along the line, I forget what the explanation was. They start covering them up with leaves. They start covering the dicks up with leaves. Right. So there would be this beautiful body, this like perfect man, but this little leaf over the little leaf. That guy had a hog on him. Look at the size of that guy. Little leaf dick. I saw it as weird. Very rare that a guy built a great god as a little tiny dick. I just don't think those things go together.

2:45:29Look are they messing with it? Look at the size of his hands and his shoulders. Right, but little dick. But little dick or hog. Right. No. Little tiny ass dick. You need to have us like, yes, little dick to the way to go. Like whatever little dick energy dude who is running Rome at the time is like, what two inches are you insane? Nobody needs two inches. It's like you don't need an AR -15. That's like the same people today. What do you need an AR -15 to protect yourself? That's a military assault rifle. Two inches. One inch is plenty to pleasure every woman that's ever existed. One inch is fine.

2:46:10They give these little one inch penises. Giant goliath of a man. Four six pack. It looks like a fucking, literally looks like a superhero. Who's that leaf over it? Cover his teeth with a leaf. It's just so weird. And there's so much art, dude. There's so much art. You're blown away. I mean, you know there's so much art when you get there. But then when you're wandering around, you're like, what in the fuck man? This is nuts. The arena too. Oh, the Coliseum. Right, the Coliseum. Yeah, the Coliseum is incredible. That's incredible. All of it's incredible. I mean, if you could go back and see what that was like when the Emperor of Rome was presiding over the Coliseum and they got people gladiator fights and they're letting tigers loose and shit.

2:46:55Like, what the fuck man? They had the animals and cages underneath the floor and they would raise the cage up and let the animal out. What's the movie? Gladiator. Russell Crowe. What the shit? Monster movie. The shit. That was a monster movie. That movie was so good. Oh my god. I cried like a baby at the end of the movie. Oh my god. I open mouth cried. Everybody wanted to be Russell Crowe. Are you not entertained? Remember that? So good. Oh my god. And then the Joaquin Phoenix perfectly plays. He was great. Perfectly plays the creepy dictator. He was so good. Oh my god. He was so good and so beautiful at the time.

2:47:41Right. That's the guy who becomes the Joker. Look how beautiful he was. He's a great actor. Oh my god. He's incredible. He's incredible. Unbelievable. He freaked me out in the Joker because I was like, this could happen. I think he's partially responsible for the Antifa rights. I think people saw that and they're like, that looks like fun. We need a real Joker. You know when he guys are out there like, aspiring to be the real Joker. The real Joker. They're going to do Joker part two, which is great. Good, good job Todd Phillips. I'm going to send this further into demise. It's the ultimate anti here.

2:48:15They are filming in next year. All right. The Lady Gaga is happening right now. Oh god. Yeah. Yeah dude. I can't. It's going to be. It's going to be so intense. It's going to be good. It's going to be amazing. But isn't it funny that Todd Phillips had to stop making comedies because the world got too woke? Like the kind of comedies that he made before, if you tried to make them today, you'd get in real trouble. Todd Phillips was, so what was that first, was hangover his first, what was his first move? I don't know. That was his hangover, right? Yeah, that's him. Let's go to his IMDb. Check my IMDb.

2:48:50Check my, what have you ever done? What have you ever done Jim? What, why don't you just check my IMDb? Because shitballs have big, fucking pieces of shit. Yeah, his first move was roadtrip and then old school. Oh wow. So he did some classics. So he went roadtrip and old school right out of the gate. Oh my god. Right out of the gate. Right out of the gate. There's a drive. And the left fielder doesn't even move. But I think he did an interview where he was talking about like the difficulties of doing those kind of comedies today. I guess so. I mean, what was in, what was so offensive in everything?

2:49:27Try watching them again. Try watching Step Brothers. You watch Step Brothers, you're like Jesus, like the language. Like there's so many of those things you cannot say to them. Is the hangover offensive? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Perfect. It's a red magic. It's a red magic. That's what I said. I said much about it. I don't think there's anything else in there that was big about it. There's nothing canceled. Well, doesn't, uh. You could fucked up in Vegas. Doesn't Dr. Ken Pohl's dick out? Whatever that was. Remember he's got a muscle penis? Yeah. Do you think that was really his dick? If it is, that's so rude.

2:49:59I feel like, listen. I'm not. We don't need to have to do any special effects. I don't want to. No showing my dick. Maybe it really is his dick. It's probably. It could be. It could be. It could be. I mean, if you're going for the laugh and you think. If he was the king of the world, everybody have a little dick on his statue. That's right. So he may be on something. Maybe having the baby is as a big problem, you know. That's a little bit of an issue. That's normal though. That movie. Great fucking movie. When I saw that in the theaters, that's another one where it's hard to get me to belly left.

2:50:31I was belly left. How about something about Mary? Remember that? That was holy. Really brothers? Yes. And the gizz in the hair. What's his name? And what wasn't there? What's his name? Oh my god. And he kept having a pimple in a different spot. Chris Elliott. Yeah. Chris Elliott had like a weird. And how funny was Damon? Yeah. No, not Dylan. Yeah. Matt Dylan? Yeah. It's the cop. Yeah. Yeah. He was funny in that. Yeah. I miss those kind of movies, you know. I do too. So fun. Kingpin. Kingpin was hilarious. Oh my god. Hilarious. I miss those kind of movies. They don't really make that many of those.

2:51:14He used to be there was a lot of banger comedies. It would come out every year. I would say Anchor Man is the closest thing to like that silly ensemble. And you're invested. No matter how silly the character is, you're invested in him. Sandler still does him. Sandler does him. He's the king of silly movies. He's the king of silly movies. He's the king of silly movies. King of silly movies. It's always funny to me. Like critics review his movie poorly. Like there's a perfect Adam Sandler movie idiot. You know, I mean, if you're not tired of happy Gilmore. You don't like happy Gilmore. You can go fuck yourself.

2:51:45You don't like that movie? Like that, you know what you're signing up for? Like it's not like you go to a fucking JoJo Seawater concert and you're looking to see Pink Floyd. You went to the wrong place. Right. It's an Adam Sandler movie. And they're awesome. Right. You just got to be in the mood for like the Zohan. Right. You're in the mood for a raging bowl. That's a great movie. The Zohan's a great fucking movie. I love that movie. And just like you said, you come in, and you're, you got that mindset. Like, you know what? I'm just going to whatever it goes. It's going to go and I can't wait for this.

2:52:20This movies are hilarious. Hilarious. Hilarious. Hilarious. It's a hilarious movie. That's such a good movie. During the pandemic, my family and I, well, you know, my kids were 10 and 12 at the time. And, like, that's the perfect kind of movie to watch. Because they're pretty nonoffensive. You can watch any Adam Sandler movie with your kids right and I'll enjoy them too. It was perfect We watched every Adam Sandler movie. We like we fucking we binge them. He was good enough. You know, he was good It's like he could he could do serious stuff to cut gems What was this was a Spanish fly? What's that?

2:52:58Where it was like yeah, that's why I've been a kid or like this You put like a father is it was a language was it a language? Spanglish spanglish what is spanglish? I'm not aware of that one. I feel like any it was more serious and he was really good amazing and uncut gems It's 2004. Oh wow. I didn't know about that one. He was really good in that bro. He's amazing You should if you see an uncut gems. I don't let me see the uncut jams. You're spanglish. I just a gem really likes uncut Okay, let me see uncut jams. Oh, I didn't see this one bro. Uncut gems is fucking amazing We'll just watch the trailer because I wanted to see this one.

2:53:39It's incredible. I wanted to see this one It is incredible. It's an incredible movie and he's so goddamn good in it He he plays a gambling addict so well. It freaks you the fuck out while you're watching No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't fucking do this Mike Francesca Yeah, dude a lot of a lot of good actors in it. It's a great movie. All right I'm gonna that's the movie the week done. Oh, you have to watch the movie the week Yeah, people told me about it and I put it off and then when I finally watched I was like holy shit I get home next I get home Sunday night that we're watching that movie.

2:54:16Yeah, my wife didn't even enjoy it. Give her anxiety Really? It's so crazy. Didn't that means it's really good. It's so good, dude It's so good and Adam Sandler plays a gambling you're been around gambling junkies Yeah, he plays it perfect. He just like this next one. I got this fucking next one I'm gonna shove it up everybody's fucking it's amazing. It's so good That's those guys man those guys they get addicted to sports gambling. Yeah, holy fuck those guys are just degenerates It is just a rollercoaster ride of emotions and they can't stop. They can't stop so addicted to that rush I know a guy lost a lot of money.

2:54:56Yeah, like quarter a million dollars where I'm sure this guy said but for Get for a guy of his status to lose that I remember there was a guy even I went to I think I was filming a pile or something and I was like oh you got to come out for this pilot and I flew him out Boba and he was gone till like five in the morning came back He said goes out the casino. I said there's a casino in LA Somewhere out there is he found it and he started it was probably like an hour away He found it would show up a five of them weren't when those guys are in you're in you're in LA You're going to California. You're going to Hollywood so many things you can do you look for stars Look at you're gonna do it go see the mountain you're gonna take a ride on the hills Moe Hall and anything All he want to do is find a casino Jesus Yeah, it's pretty it's sad.

2:55:46He beat it. I think he beat it But it's hard to beat because that rush The thing that they get out of it is like regular life seems very boring if you don't have like a big bet on a line Like every day. There's a bet and every day you're trying to get even or you're trying to get better You're trying to get that money back and people are trying to get you because you have loans out and so you have to run away So it's this wild adventure. That's when it gets intense. Oh, and in New York they have off -track betting Right, so there's betting everywhere in New York. You can go bet on the horse races.

2:56:20You can bet on dog races We are we had a relationship and it was Dog races still They used to be in Florida. Great. I'm using that for harder. They still do that Because I know they're like a lot of animal cruelty people want to stop that they do them here in Texas. Oh Jesus Christ Yeah, yeah Let me retract. It says dog racing is illegal in seven states all dog tracks have been closed and cease live racing But a prohibitory statute has been enacted those states include Alabama Arkansas Connecticut Kansas, Iowa, Texas in Wisconsin So those are the places where you can still Yeah, but do they do it?

2:57:06This video is from last year. Oh my god. This is last year Hmm They put a wire mesh over the dog's face to make them run look at how fast they run bro Look how fast those motherfuckers call that it's so insane. Oh my god You're looking at one on the outside's coming in brother so fast. Oh my This guy's getting tired doing the front is getting tired But look at him go Wow, he just got a last burst of energy. He did. He's like he felt them on his ass. Yep, he did He even glanced back and saw them. They're still going. Oh my god. How long did they run over? How long did they run for? So this are they chasing a thing that one?

2:57:46No, sometimes it's just like a little rabbit this time they're just running They're just running I Feel like he glanced it went right before that turn And they're on me. Do they have a thing over their mouth while they're running? No, no Wow Yeah, there's something that creeps people out about dogs running Yeah, that dog could just be your pet like why you have a run Maybe that's what like a horses The thing over their face. Look at that. And so I guess different rules different places. Wow That's probably something to bite each other right they probably get mad at one dude won the race to try to suck a bunch of Bite it out bite your thigh.

2:58:24That kind of shit happens man Get me careful competitive dogs Gives him a little crotch little crotch bite ready for think takes off and all that. Yeah Alligator racing wouldn't bother me at all race those fucking assholes. I'd like to see that good. Yeah a little alligator racing How'd you get them to run muscle around? To start chicken Yeah, you're starring in a chicken of like a stick with a chicken somewhere and run with a horse drag in a chicken behind it Yeah, but if the horse trips Horse breaks its leg you're pinned under the horse and the alligator start running on you. Nobody's gonna feel bad for you No, but if anything you're gonna be a huge Social media star the next day.

2:59:02Yeah, well, you're being I could be around doing joy. Yeah, but your families Yeah, you're starving crocodiles running after the you know scary That would be if you had star if you starved them so that you could do this because you have to starve for a long time Because alligators and crocodiles I think they can go a year without eating Yeah, wow, that's a long time. Yeah, yeah, they're particularly robust animals That's why they survived everything they survived everything the mother nature threw at them They're here in the dinosaurs aren't you right? Yeah, they're very robust those motherfuckers.

2:59:38They're durable Yeah, they could just bury themselves Just going to ground. Yeah, I'm just gonna chill out for the next hundred days. They have gator holes in the ground They're like the little dens they dig in the ground Steve vanilla just sent me this video this gator running out of this Little area he's in and running into like a gator hole Gator hole. Yeah, he's got like a gator den That he says fucking dug into the side that scares me it should scare you. Yeah, they're creepy man It's a creepy animal and they live amongst us and in Florida. They really live amongst us I mean through everywhere when they get too big in our development I don't know how they get them but they like take him in a milling night or something that forgets over five feet No, they relocate them.

3:00:26So they say how about fucking Disney world where that poor kid got eaten Well my kids plan that jeez us right there right there I know exactly where I know exactly where it happened and it's a beach it was a beach area and I remember walking in the water with my kids and I now granted They were only maybe up to their calves and they were small, but I was right next to them But still I See how it I see how it went down well the the guy when we were at Disney World the guy was They have like a whole fishing adventure thing you do at Disney World. Yes, they take out on the lake The guy was saying that they have to remove alligators all the time.

3:01:09Yeah, find their way into Disney World Yeah, they find water they find they find war you can't keep a gator from finding Ponds and lakes and all that jazz. It's just so interesting that you just get accustomed to being around monsters Like even in a North American city in the United States of America, you get accustomed to being around monsters if you live in Florida

3:01:35Monster monster. Oh look to highway 16 foot monster just sitting on the side. Yeah, it's a monster right there There's a little monster rattling its tail in front of me Right outside our house right at right right right rise. I come out of my house or is the driveway sitting there across the street. How big was it? It's probably about Probably about five and a half six feet Yeah, nice thick. He was and then they removed I think they removed him like two days later someone interesting fight I've never seen oh, I saw this year horse kicks that gate kicks that gator. Let's know who's boss Well, you want some of this one if that's a wild horse I don't know but the horse like I listen stopped on them and that's a big gator I still I don't like the the horse's chances there Win for the gator that horse fucks up and it gets a one of his legs clamped down on Horses are so fucking strong though They are they really are I love seeing them in the why they only Are there any places let I know in North Carolina?

3:02:44There's there's wild horses. There's a lot of wild horses in this country. It's actually an issue Really? Yeah, it's an issue in some places where they're trying to figure out what to do and they've opposed killing wild horses Why so they're trying to like figure out like issue some people are opposed to it some people do kill them It's a wild horses will like compete with domestic cattle and a lot of other animals for resources You know they could they could reigning in the wild horse crisis here it goes I see two thousand horses and burrows Yeah Certainly stands at 26 ,000 animals Look at this but you're of land manager the federal agency charged managing the animals Six and it sets an appropriate population level for wild horses based on the amount of range land available A figure that currently stands at 26 ,785 animals today There's an estimated 82 ,000 wild horses and burrows on public range lands more than three times the designated level Even more challenging due to the high fertility of the wild equines the population is on pace to double every four years Wow Wow horses Do you know the wild horses horses actually originated in North America?

3:04:01And then they died off in that mass Depopulation of megafauna and then they were reintroduced in North America by Europeans Like all the horses in Africa like all wild horses and the horses originated right here Now wild well the native the natives used the horses they didn't use the horses until the Europeans gave it to them Really yeah, they didn't have horses nope I never knew that yeah pretty wild The Comanche learned horse rearing. That's the reason why the Comanche were able to take over like most of the the great planes Like not even in South America they have horses like when he's done when Cortez Invaded the Aztecs.

3:04:46Yeah, one of the things they were freaked out about that he was on a horse. They thought they were like gods They're riding horses. Yeah, that would freak me out. Yeah, what's crazy is they started here horses started here They were wiped out and then reintroduced by the Europeans and now you got a giant population of wild ones. Huh Pretty interesting, but goddamn Imagine just being in the wild and seeing like a group of wild horses running by that'd be amazing It would be pretty awesome pretty fine. There's a presence too like I So I was on the outer banks and there's if you go If you go the area where there's no roads or whatever you go to and you'll just see Like I heard a horses Just kind of hanging out Right your house it I know it brings us Like bizarre peace and so you can't explain it.

3:05:36They're fucking cool animal It's majestic looking. Yeah, and you feel something when I can't explain it Pause there's something that I like About these horses just out there just Live in wild. Yes, and and probably very happy like that's That's the only way to be happy the way they want to live of course We are just so accustomed to all horses being just locked up right weird, right? It is weird Like we think of wild horses as a problem Right, that's a problem interesting, but wrangling them in problem. They're wild Why are they out there? Why wouldn't we be writing them? This is bullshit. They're free Roming where they want this is such an issue and you can't control them like you control deer Right, so if there's like wild deer and the population gets too high you just issue tags And then the hunters go and they you know manage the wildlife population that way You can't do that with horses because the people don't like you want to shoot a fucking horse That's a tough that's a tough creepy.

3:06:37I don't want that gig if you hadn't doing imagine you're the guy Let's go out and show the wild horses you'd feel like such a piece of shit. Yeah, especially if someone saw you too By accident something it's I'm doing they told me to do it. You got a sniper rifle Just taking out these majestic Mairs when that video Join themselves on these beautiful planes just eating grass right not fucking with anybody Rhyr out jumping and you gotta make a distance boom right And the baby horse looking at the mom like oh my god. It's just happened. Oh, so if you have 82 ,000 And it doubles every four years and you got to get it down to 26 ,000 Dude, that's a lot of small they're gonna they're gonna poison them or something Well, don't do something gnarly.

3:07:22I wonder what they're gonna do because that has giant consequences because then things to eat them get poisoned There was a problem with that in L .A. Because they were poisoning rats and then you're seeing it like a decrease in the owl population Ah, right owls would swoop down and get these diseased rats these these poisoned rats and then they would get sick We we we uh before we moved here and owl died on our front porch and it was something wrong with it man We were wondering if it got poisoned. It was all fucked up It was just like trying to like move but couldn't and we found like it I guess it had fallen from the sky and just landed in front of our house It was a barn owl the big like a real fucking owl like real or Yeah, it was pretty good when them cat kill an owl So was that turned around and like it wasn't necessarily a big one.

3:08:10It was just a regular size one But it dies it was weird man to see this thing poisoned. I think Yeah, my guess is that it either ate something like because people all they do that all the time to leave out rat poison Right, that's how people take care of rats around their house. Yeah, you don't realize you're right Everything else to be in poison something eats it's gonna be poison maybe yeah, it comes in contact with something else That's the beautiful thing about the ecosystem of California is that like those little coyotes They keep the rat population down People that are sad because the coyotes kill their cats and kill their dogs.

3:08:43Yeah, it is sad But also the reason why you're not infested with rats is because you've got little tiny wolves that are running through the hills every day Just eaten everything that slips up. Yeah, and you need that balance as weird as that scene. No, that's a well -designed plan The end of the day. Yeah, and but there's something There's something cool about seeing those motherfuckers operating in the city There's something cool about like a coyote. Yeah, just hanging out in the city There's a creepy video of a coyote eating a cat in L .A. on a front lawn What traffickers driving by and this coyote is just eating this cat?

3:09:19I might have seen this I remember seeing coyotes in downtown Chicago a couple years ago. They're everywhere that blew me away. They're in every city Well, yeah, every city in the country wild to think about yeah And they haven't attacked people. Yeah, they have oh they have sure Yeah, they think well in Canada a woman got killed by one. It's very rare. Oh as a 19 -year -old woman But they attributed that to the lack of Pray for the coyotes in that area and they've taken to attacking moose So these coyotes were accustomed attacking things that were bigger than her right bigger than that. Oh, yeah I think in the middle of fucking L .A.

3:09:58Just eating this cat Wow, it's so creepy dude. Look at that. Oh my god It's creepy Imagine that you that's your little that's your cat. That's what you look up to just meet to this coyote Yeah, that's all it is eating it in it. Look at it wrong time -wapsed You see in the foot look at the guy watching oh Jesus that cat was like oh he's traumatized look at him He's twitching. He's watching. He's watching his buddy. He just get that's where she went. I was trying to fuck her. Yeah Oh shit. Yeah, look at him man Wow, they're just gonna walk over here. He's sneaking around. He's sneaking around Wow, he sees me.

3:10:38I'm just gonna get out of here. He just did that wow right behind that fucking coyote look at that right on the lawn Right on the lawn. All his cars everywhere He doesn't give a shit just eating that cat Dude, they're just around people There's a great nature if you're really interested in coyotes. There's a great book called coyote America by This guy Dan Flores who's a he's been on the podcast before I forget where he's a professor at but uh he He has a detailed history of the coyote and how they were worshiped by certain Native Americans They then how they made their way into every city in the country over the last like hundred years Like they were confined to the west But they got chased out and as they got chased out of places They just reestablished themselves in new places until they're everywhere survival nature always figures it out Away dude, I gotta pee again.

3:11:31What's the wrap this bitch up? Okay, we did enough. Oh damn. It's five o 'clock. I got shown two hours It's five o 'clock. That's five o 'clock No, yes Time we get in here Huh Fun times Jim Brewer and we're gonna have some more fun times tonight. I'm excited. I am too, man. All right, brother I love you to death. I love you to the best love you. It's great to be around you again You know how it's been a while with the last time it was fun. It was fun. It was a good time. We're gonna have more fun tonight. All right more fun tonight. All right. Bye everybody

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Jim Breuer is a stand-up comic, actor, and host of the "Breuniverse" Podcast. Watch his comedy special, "Somebody Had to Say It," on YouTube.  www.jimbreuer.com
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