#1978 - Ms. Pat

24:58I thought it'd be like 70%. And if you don't have a womb, you shouldn't be voting. Yeah. It gets to be a religious thing. It's a very religious thing. This guy that I had on was telling me that he believes that the moment... It's at the moment of conception. So I'm saying, so you're saying that if someone gets raped and they get pregnant and they... It's conception. The moment of conception has arrived. And you give them a morning after pill. You think that's wrong. You think that child should carry this rapist baby. If they... They parry... Stop it right after conception. You... Don't ask the man you should.

25:36But we're not talking about a nine -month -old fetus. We're talking about the very moment. Nope. Two wrongs don't make a right. This is crazy talk. You're going to ruin a child's life. Because they've been... I mean, the whole thing is just... It's madding. It's... But it's one of those things where it gets to be like late -term abortions. You're like, Jesus Christ, what is that? Yeah. That freaks me out. Now I can't see nobody killing them. Some of my baby seeks seven, eight months. That's a damn baby. Yeah, I know what dude in New York and his girlfriend had a late -term abortion. They were fighting over it.

26:09Like, she wanted to have the baby and he didn't. And it was... It was pretty late. Like, she was showing. I don't know how they did it. I don't know what the story was, but it was weird. It was like, that's kind of killing a baby. It is. It is. I mean, but so is you shooting up in a sock. No, it's not. No, shootin' up in a sock is just gettin' rid of loads. Yeah. If you didn't know, it would be a little late. You were growing to sock. It would just... If it had an egg to connect. It would, it doesn't. How many of those babies shout out to your boss trying to make it? And then you put in a fucking sock instead of a wound.

26:40Well, I'm not really a sock guy. Well, you... Well, let me guess. You put it in your weed. You're gonna blow up. You're gonna blow up. You know what the fuck you put your spirit, man, Joe? I hope that this age you ain't shootin' up. You gotta whine. But hey, some days you don't wanna do the hard work. You can abuse the ladies. I know what my husband's smile. I say, did you have fun by yourself? He's like, I didn't handle the whole of your big ass legs today. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's hilarious. Yeah, I mean, it's not... It's not a thing that you... You make it like a national mandate. Like that you can't do it or a national law that you can't do it.

27:21People are just gonna find other ways to get abortions. They're gonna do it illegally. You're gonna create criminals out of people that just want control over their body. And it's... You're the only... But the thing that drives me crazy about these issues is it seems like... There's certain things like gay marriage is one of them. That's another one. It's like, I almost like people want people to fight over these things. Because people are so opposed to it one way or another. And they never get resolved. That gay marriage has been bouncing around since I was a kid. I remember when I lived in San Francisco, we lived in a gay neighborhood.

27:54And... Who cares? Back then. And I was like, well, hopefully they'll sort this out. I saw it in the... It's 2023. And how would these Jesus freaks? There's still people that say that they should stop gay marriage. I think people should mind their fucking business. If you mind your fucking business and worry about your own relationship, this will be a better country. If you start worrying about gay people doing anything, I guarantee you gay people is having way more fun than straight people. So you stop being jealous because you're miserable. Your husband, Dick Don't Work. Or your pick Don't Work.

28:24Or you got to go to church every day. And you got to continue to bake pies that you don't want to bake. Mind your fucking business and we will be happy. My daughter's gay. I don't get a fuck about the whole. She'd be fucking jealous. Isn't it always men that worry about gay men too? Yeah, because they didn't end up being gay. They end up being gay. You catch them somewhere out of the fucking house picking up little boys and shit. But wait a minute, Congressman, wasn't you just fighting to say you can't be doing this shit? But you're in the bathroom tapping your feet in Atlanta, huh? Yeah, how many women are out there trying to stop gay marriage?

28:57No, I don't give a fuck. They don't give a fuck. Because who could please us better? Women know what women want. Men know what men want. That's why they get with each other. So leave people to fuck alone. Leave people to fuck alone. I guarantee you my daughter can eat pussy better than you, Joe Rogan. Wow. It's on a statement. I have to take your only word. She probably knows some things. I don't know. I guarantee you she do. She keeps on digging her purse and she do what she do. I believe it. Yeah, so you know. Just infuriates me as this idea that people are not supposed to be gay. Like clearly they're just gay.

29:34No, they're born. No, they're born. I don't know what. I have a gay daughter. And I knew what my daughter was real young that she had some gay tendency. I told you this story before my mother -in -law said this girl, you need to pray over her. She got some... She gay. And I was like, man, your fucking business, whole whole. My daughter. My daughter. My daughter was like five. You gonna put that spirit on, but she told me my daughter had... She said she had a click -licking spirit. That's five. I clicked it. I told you this before. Put up. No, put it in the spirit. It was a spirit. And she still have it to this day and my mother -in -law was right.

30:17And I truly do believe that people are born gay. And I truly... And people should leave mine your fucking business. They should embrace those people. Let them be free. I let my parents... It doesn't make any sense to me. I just don't understand it. And it infuriates me. Because it's one of the stupidest things to care about someone's sexual orientation or any other aspect of them that they can't control. Like leaving the fuck alone. Is it really people who digs don't work anymore or who miss them in a relationship? Who shouldn't go on writing their lives? And it's a lot of people that want people to follow rules.

30:50They want people to follow very certain rules. And if they get attached those rules to God, then it makes them very righteous and their enforcement of those rules. And then the same people you see in hell while you're on your way to heaven. Go to hell. That's what I said. Get the fuck out of my face with that. People be like, oh my God, you curse too much. I say, well, turn the channel bitch. Turn the channel. Because I'm going curse. I hear you. Look, I saw it later today. They said, this is a good show. But you use the inverse too much. I said, well, turn the fucking channel. You know it's other shit out there you can watch.

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33:33Some people get really locked into those social media comments. You know, I used to, because you know, when I first started, you want people to like what you do then. I just took on my street, man. Tell them, fuck you. Fuck you. You talking, you know, everybody, are you obesity? Cause I got money and I can eat, bitch. You eat lettuce because that's all you can afford to do. Your mother fucking, apples, cot, whatever. Apple cot, eat more, fuck, fuck, fuck up my face. I could cause good, Joe. I tell them, I'll tell them, leave me the fuck alone. And they don't come at me. You know what, I have such a great fan base.

34:10They're called the Miss Pat Crack Babies. And we have a Facebook page on Facebook. And when I tell you they ride a dog, Joe, they, and it was a bunch of white women that ready to write a letter to the Congress for Miss Pat. You come fucking with me, them soccer moms put down them pies. And they'll tell your ass hole up. Shout out to the Crack Babies. You were telling me that somebody used your, that Crack Baby form as like a scam. Oh, yeah, Joe. So, I don't go in there a lot cause I've been busy. So my, my, my British, the girl who does my hair. She was like, I think you need to take a look at this.

34:44So, kind of find out one of the fans was telling the other fans, let's do something nice for Miss Pat. So, I started this party in Atlanta called the Miss Pat Crack Baby, Miss Pat Fan Celebration. It's just to give back cause I love my fan cause it's some ride of diamonds out there. And right now I can do it. I know you can't do it, but I can do it. So, I threw a party for them in Atlanta, invited 600 people down VIP. All you have to do is get there and I took care of you. And it was a great celebration. So, I invited the wrong person and they decided to say, let's do something good for Miss Pat.

35:14Let's buy Gucci purse, let's do this. And just was taking all the fans money. I didn't even notice. I, when I finally noticed, she was a couple thousand dollars in. And I was like, you bitch. One lady sent me some lotion. The bitch kept the lotion, Joe. She didn't even send me the lotion. So we kicked out the group. And I asked what she did with the money. I used it for myself. Get your silly ass out my group. So I threw it out. I used it for myself. Yes. It told you the truth at least. Yes, she told me the truth. And then it's like this same fan was coming to three and four shows, following me all around, calling me mama.

35:48You know, I'm like, bitch, I'm not your mama. Your dog's getting it. But.

35:54Oh, Lord, they gonna tell my aunt about that. Oh, my God. But they, they're the stalker. Oh, I did have a stalker. That lady sounds like a stalker. She was, but I also had another one that was a gay man that I had to tell you. I'm gonna call the fucking police on you. First of all, you a gay man. So what the fuck are we gonna do? Play Uno? You ain't even trying to climb through my one and get none. You just, I love you, miss Pat. I said, I'm telling you now. Call my fucking phone again. And I'm calling the police. Yeah, you don't even know how you got your number, right? I don't know how you got my number.

36:28People can get you. But I used to wonder what everybody keep changing their phone numbers, but I'm joining that bandwagon. Yeah. And I changed my fucking number. I got five phone numbers. You do? I know Joe, because I be texting sometime. It takes you six months to text me. I'm like, God, I ain't. Some phones I don't check. But you should have my real phone. I do have your real phone. When I'm calling him, Bert, Christ, I don't even call him. I just call his wife. Can you tell Bert I said this? Yeah, Bert's another one. He's gonna change his phone too. Yeah. It's just after a while. I'll do a podcast and pick up my phone after his 148 text messages.

37:07Like, what am I gonna do with these? What a fuck they come from? Everybody. So just so many people. So I just know so many people. It's like you know so many people. And it's just like you get overwhelmed. And unfortunately, a bunch of them are, hey, I got this guy. I'd like you to do something with him or hey, this guy wants to do business with you or hey, this... You see Joe, you're bigger than me. So I don't have no problem. I just say, hey, I saw you on a roll -in key on a bar of $50. Well, those are a little bad too. Well, they don't go above 200. So I just act like I'm delete, delete, delete.

37:46I can't loan money. Yeah. Well, you're not loaned that. I can't give money. Yeah, you have to give me. I'm not fanny -may. Yeah. You know, I can't do it. I tell my family. I don't have it. The frustrating ones are people who aren't you investing their business. They have this long pitch. I don't have any time. You know what I say? Get to the fucking point. Come back to it. Yeah, get to the fucking point. Now, what do you want me to do? No. Because I'm not going to listen to all this. Because I'm from the streets. And I already know when you're doing a lot of fucking talking, you're about to steal something.

38:18You got to set them up. You first you put first, here's the story. Then you got to make them comfortable. Then you take their money. So I stopped them. I'm not going to let them record that before they come. Shut the fuck up and tell me what this is about. Ain't any rest that move the fuck on. I'm not investing in your business. I don't give a fuck if you got the first sock that blow up. I don't give a fuck about your first sock that blow up. You better take care of it as a shark tank. I don't give a fuck about your new condom that talk. I don't care. Yeah, they want to get into business with Miss Pat.

38:47I don't have those problems yet. You're gonna. You're gonna. I have them on small scales. But I just keep strolling. Yeah, you got to keep strolling. Yeah, I get a lot of crazy emails and we should do this. No, we shouldn't. No, we should. I tell two minute jokes for this money. You ain't. And see, I'm a type of person, Joe. I'm a whoopio ass. You take my money. You can't. You gonna see me on TMZ with my wig on the ground one, two to hang it out, hitting them all.

39:18I can't lose no money in that play. It's all right. I'm gonna feel whatever I lose. Yeah, when I see people getting scammed, it's like so many people get scammed. Like so many people, you find their business managers stealing from them and their assistants stealing from them. You can't steal from me. I check all my accounts by myself and my check's coming to me. I don't trust nobody. I don't need you to pay me. You work for me. You need me to pay you. Yeah. And if I forget to pay you, forgive me. Remind me and I go back in the loop. I have somebody. I check behind Aremah for my e -my -hub. I told my hub my hub when I wanted to go to the library.

39:51Every time. My hub went on about three cane cord sold dogs. Three. They're motherfuckers huge. Those are huge dogs. I said, why don't fuck, he let this man say him three cane cord sold dogs. I said, why get it? Why? And he motherfuckers. They wind all the time. I think one of them got sleep apne. He sleep on his bed. They all don't got 80 HD. How old are these dogs now? They're like seven months, but they like fucking the horses. Yeah, yeah. Let me tell you something about those dogs. They need to be trained. We got, let me tell you Joe, we got them in training. So first they need to be like really trained.

40:25Those are like real working dogs. Yeah, my motherfucking nerves. Those motherfuckers are smart. They are? My dumbest fuckers. Those are smart dogs and they like to fuck people up. Those dogs like to fuck people up. I got one that's so motherfucking crazy. They name shebozuz and cone right. And everybody talk, she's been in training right now because she don't want to leave the page. That's the one I like. A shame that be them other motherfuckers. I'm in the kitchen other day. We got them in cages because I'm building a house. Hey, kick his motherfucking cage, don't I say, oh no, you about to get in handcuffed motherfucker.

41:00Don't. I don't get big. Oh, they too big for their cage in my house ain't done. But that's what I'm saying. Like you have to have control over those dogs. Well, we got them in training. We got one of them in training. The other one get ready to leave next week. The other one bit the other one on legs. So he happened. They so oh my god. My friend had to put one of his down. Why? Because it bit him. Bit his hand, fucked his hand up. Been growling at his family. Like they decide they're the boss. It's a different kind of dog. Because they're big dogs. That's my eyes right there. I mean, you can get different ones with different temperament and you certainly can get ones that are calm.

41:36That look like my shebozuz. Wasn't that the dog? Didn't know. There was a, who was the actor? The dude who's in pulp fiction. Who played Marcellus Wallet? What? Ving Rames. Ving Rames. He didn't win. Ving Rames have, wasn't it Karnie Carso's that killed some dude? Like some dude entered into his yard. Yeah. I think he was like a delivery guy or something. And these Karnie Carso's torn apart. I think it was Karnie Carso's. But they're, they're a very effective attack dog. No. Something else? Once there's a mastiff, but I mean it is a mastiff right? Yeah. I thought it was. Does it say that dog? I'm looking for a good description.

42:19We'll let pit bulls do it. Any, any, any, a lot of dogs. We, I mean, it's for Mars. Mars will do it if you jumped the wrong fence. Well, that's why I got him. Me keep one of those a way. And we put him out of the dog house. Well, they don't work, it'll work for that. But those dogs are, that's a like, you know, it's like a serious dog. Well, I built the dog house 600 square feet for. You got a good yard? I bought 10 acres. I mean, I bought seven acres. Oh, nice. Yeah, we just moved back to Atlanta. And those dogs need exercise. It's like an athlete. It's like you have like an elite athlete that lives in your house.

42:49You have three of them now. I have three of them. So they have to be worked out. If they don't get worked out, their balls are filled with testosterone. And you're just like, fuck and go. I want to fuck and go. I'm someone who hops that fence. That's a mispat lawsuit waiting to happen. They might lawsuit, they might motherfucking doubt it. My home dog. It's gonna suit you. It's gonna get ugly. Well, we enjoy and the kids love them, but. Oh, yeah, they're great. They, we, they're puppies now though. No, they be Joe. I know, but they're still six months old. Yeah, they see, they're about six, seven months with.

43:19When they get to be like two years old, that's a terrifying animal. That's a muscular, it's just an attack machine. I mean, that's essentially what they're bred for. Yeah, I'm gonna spoil like three bull massed. Okay. Different, different massed. Oh, they were big ones. Two weighing 200 pounds. Yeah, one of mine's weighing 100. This is the one who killed a delivery driver. I didn't kill it. This says the coroner said that the, the, the bites didn't kill him. So he died from medical emergency of some kind. Probably had a fucking heart attack. Got to blame them the dogs. He got to do somebody. He got to do somebody.

43:54Jesus Christ. Well, I tried, you know, my husband say there was protection. So we don't see. Well, they're good protection dogs. It's just that they, they cost a lot. They're a responsibility. Like they got health care. Really? Yeah, you know, because I do, I do a radio show. I do a morning show with big tiger in Atlanta V103. So how do you like doing that? I like doing it. You know, I didn't know what to expect, you know, getting up that early in the morning. So the fuck were you stand up? No. No. No, we ain't sitting in the country. You're not gonna fuck with my stand up because that's what I own.

44:26No, but I mean getting up in the morning. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm an early morning person anyway. No, no matter where I'm at in the world, I will call my husband at four o 'clock when he was working at General Motors. And I had to talk to him out of way to work. So now I get on this fucking air because he retired. But I still call him at four o 'clock in the morning. And he don't want to say fuck off because he retired and I'm out there working. But when I'm home, he'd be like, don't you want to go to the radio today? So I know he's trying to fucking get rid of me. But I'm having a blast every one or three in Atlanta.

45:01You know, I'm a co -host. So it's different. It's different. I'm just trying shit. So I've been there now almost two years. Is there any problems with language? Like, you can't curse. Yeah, you can't curse. I only curse with you though. No. No. I only curse when you pay me too. I wish you cursed though. I just wanted you to be free. That's what I worry about you on like a radio show. Well, it's a morning show. And I'm going back. I mean, you know, you know, who knows, Excel might come like him. You know, the thing that I really want to do, I'm a DIY type person. So I love DIY. So that's what I really want to do.

45:38You want to do like a do it yourself show? Yes, I do. I'm like, what kind of things? Houses. You know, I just building houses. I'm building a house now. I'm by myself. Well, I didn't do it. I'm by myself, but I'm the GC. So you're a general contractor. Yeah. That's awesome. So I just. That's an undertaking. That's a lot of work, right? It is. A lot of organizations. It is. I would I did is I bought seven acres. And I wanted, I wanted a big house, but I didn't want no big mortgage. Because you don't know when this shit going, you know, you don't know what go out. You say the wrong thing and you can't pay your bills in two days.

46:14So I said, well, I've got to keep my mortgage as a certain amount. So I can go to Walmart if this shit don't work out. So I bought a house. I tore it down. I had an architect and it's 17 ,000 square feet. And I built my own little podcast studio. So I gave my podcast right. And I built a 13 bedroom house for me and my family. Look at that. What is this like for your husband who knew you before the success? Is it wild for him? I think it is. I think it is because you know, my husband was spent 22 years at Journal Motors. And for me, I was at Journal Motors too and for me to quit and say, hey, it's just something in his comedy.

46:52He's like, oh, fuck, pack. He's just keep a job. And when I tell him, I tell him, I said, you know, in the beginning, you didn't believe it. And he said, you tell him, the damn, I said, he said, nobody's going to listen to fucking chicken house joke you got. So, but he's very supportive. He take you out of home and, you know, he didn't, he don't come see me a lot, but in the beginning joke, it was his credit card and his paycheck that allowed me to go out and make $100 a night. You know, so many times I'm excited. That's how they made a credit card. So many times I fucked up, he's crazy. For this my dream.

47:28He should've been left by this. But for you to make that dream while you had a husband and a family and children, it's so difficult to do when you're a 21 year old kid, just, you know, just going to open mic nights. For you to be able to do that and to chase it down and make it successful. That's a real American success story because it's a hard thing to do while you have a family. To just get out to the clubs every night because you got to start at open mic nights and you got to get that stage time. You know, it's sacrifice. I sacrifice a lot. It's so did my family. You know, one thing my daughter, because I have custody of my niece for kids now, I've had them for 10 years.

48:06And my career started to get a little bit of buzz while I was in Indiana and my daughter was going to go to Howard University, which is a HBCU. And but she instead was like, I'm not going to leave my father here with these four kids that, you know, because my niece left them. She was on drugs. So she chose to go to Indiana State. And so sacrifices like that went all through my family. My son decided to go to college locally because he didn't want to leave my husband there with all the kids. You know, at the time the baby was 15 months old when the mom left. She's not now. She's here now. So, you know, I just think my family for even being there and my husband for putting up with bulls.

48:48She's like, that's how you made was $50, $200, $300, she didn't play it. It was 600. Well, I made $400 of our dollars back. Pat, you're losing. I said, but it's something here. You just got to be patient. Wow. When did he come around? When did he realize? I tell you when he realized when cat Williams, the first time cat Williams called me for to go on his tour. And he said, well, this bitch might be funny. How do cat Williams see? He was at an agency. Carrying him on the agency, but his guy called and said, I had just signed with an agent. And he was looking for a black woman and I said over a little clip and they picked me.

49:30And I was blown away. I was like, I'm on tour with Cat Williams. What year was this? When he did the tape catapathletes right after all of that other stuff, when he was like at the height. So, I did the next DVD call catapathletes. I don't remember where he was early 2006, maybe seven. When he was doing the Pimp Chronicles. Was that the Pimp Chronicles? That cat Williams, one of the, he's one of the best comics ever. In the Dances. During that time period, especially when he was hot. When he was coming out hot. Yes. That new year's show they do with Steve Harvey. Did you ever see that show? When he went on after Steve Harvey's shit all over him.

50:10He does it. He mimics him sliding across the floor and kicking him in the balls. He goes, I'm a little motherfucker. I fight dirty.

50:21Crazy shit. He was funny, man. Oh my God. He's very funny. But like when he came out, he was so unique. Like his delivery method is so unique. The way he dresses. Nobody was doing what cat Williams does. Now everybody's trying to do it. But he's a, that's really him. That is really him. Very intelligent. One question you've talked to him. I was like, God, damn this man's smart. He, there's a couple of things that I took from him. I saw an interview from him once. And one of the things that he said, he said, I never eat before a show. He goes, you never want to have a show with a full stomach. Why?

50:56Because it really, it takes away resources. Because your body's digesting food. You have less energy. It's just that's real. That's like fighters. Fighters don't go into the ring with a full stomach. No one I'm sleeping at eight o 'clock. Yeah. So I was like, that's smart. Because sometimes I'm just hungry and I eat. But now I'm like, no, I need like a lot of time to digest food. And then he also said he has a music playlist that he listens to before shows. That it just gets in the mood. I got that smart because a lot of times I want to hear music, but I don't like having brought anything with me.

51:31And then when I started doing shows with Chapelle, Dave always brings his music. He always brings like a black me because I would have music. Big Bluetooth. He has these big JBL boom box Bluetooth. These fucking, they look like cannons. And it takes those to be at two of them. And he would sink them up and put them on either side of the room and they sink together. And I was like, that's the way to do it. So I took that from him too. Because he had an approach to how he prepared for a show. He's like, I'll have one drink. I'll get loosened up. I'll have this playlist I listen to. But I thought about it after listening to an interview.

52:04I'm like, I don't have a thought process behind preparing for a show. And now I do. Now I have a playlist we listen to in the green room before the show. What you listen to? Oh, everything. I got a lot of 90s hip hop in there. Okay. I like, I like, for some reason, like angry 90s, like cool G rap gets me going before a show. A lot of Wu Tangs in there, a lot of classic rocker, like Peter Frampton's in there, some AC DC in there, some country music in there. It's all mixed up. I got Liz Fair in there, some Johnny Cash in there. I listen to a lot of, the rap a lot of giving is giving. That's what I come out to.

52:44Oh, nice. She really gets me in the mood. And I like Carly B. Carly B always get me in the mood. So them two is probably who I got in my ear. If I want to be laid back, I put them on the Beyonce, but a little Fantasia, but mostly Carly B and a lot of them about the cornstakes. Yeah, you want something that gets you going. And they really get you going. They get me going. Even if I'm on a treadmill. There it is.

53:17That's what I come out to. I come out to her every fucking night. I can walk by that girl and I know who the fuck she is. That's hilarious. Working at the radio station, and got me into like hip hop, and listening to new artists, and I'm like, oh, I like that shit. Who is this. So I discover her working at V103. And I'm like, okay, they like my kids be like mama. That's been out. I'm like, I don't give a fuck. I just found her this week. I like her. I'm way behind the times. I have to learn from my kids what's in. Like what's famous. What's funny. What's good. I don't think kids know good shit.

53:50Like we used to know good shit. It's a different world. Well, one of my kids does. One of my kids is into like older music. She's in Nirvana right now. And she gets some of these kicks of like older music. My daughter, Gary, is into everything. She knows everything going on in the world. All types of music. No matter where it came from. I was made. She knows every fucking thing. If I want to know something, I'll be like, Gary, tell my mom and me it's right here. The thing is like most people, where are they getting their music from? Are they getting it from like Spotify, recommends, or Apple music, recommends?

54:20Because like the amount of people that are getting their music from the radio is less than probably ever before. Probably just hip shit. YouTube probably just hip shit that comes out all the time. Every time somebody drops a album, if one thing about this Abarillo's shit or whatever you call it, once you do one music, it's just going to keep on flooding your thing. Today I look at one motivation of speech. 12 ,000 of them. I'm like, y 'all, I'm not fucking depressed. Can y 'all stop sitting here and shit? Yeah, algorithm. Alvarism. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. Absolutely. Just cheering you up.

54:54Oh, don't commit suicide. I was like, what the fuck is going on? I thought I was going to stop listening to me. I wasn't thinking of suicide. I was just looking at a motivation of fucking thinking. I got like 1 ,200 of them. Just every time I scroll with motivation and motivation. You can do it. I'm like, get the, I say, phone, leave me the fuck alone. This should be a way that you can talk to the algorithm. We go, that's enough. It should be, but. Enough with the motivation. It was just too much today. I'm like, yeah, I'm going to see Joe Rogan. He got a smoke weed, a good conversation. I don't need this bullshit in my life.

55:28The motivational things on YouTube and on Instagram. It's weird that there's such a market for that. And they all say the same shit. They say the shit your mom and dad is saying, but you really go buy it on an album. It's the same shit they said, church. It's the same shit just school teacher trying to tell you. It's just in a different voice. Hive voice, low voice screaming that you shaking that it's the same shit. What I think what really works is people. I don't think the motivational stuff works as much as people that are motivational people. I think that's the real, you can get a little bit out of words.

56:03You can get a little bit out of a video or a little bit out of a little clip or something. But like David Goggins, like someone like him. Just his, you know what he is? No. He's a Navy SEAL who's run some insane amount of ultra marathons. He's just known for being this insanely tough endurance athlete. Like he's got no knees. His knees are destroyed. The cartilage is all fucked up in his knees and he still runs on them. Like the doctor looked at his knee and said, I don't understand how you can walk on this knee. Forget about run thousands of miles. Like his knee was like distorting because the bone was growing because it was bone on bone for solar.

56:40No cartilage, no meniscus. Just pounding bone on bone every day. Just dealing with pain. And when that fucking dude talks, you listen. And when people listen to that guy talk and he talks about overcoming you demons. When he talks about like forcing your body to do what your mind wants it to do. Like that shit works. Like that kind of motivation. Like when you see a person like that, you want to go out and do something extraordinary. You want to go out and you want to go out. You got energy. People give you energy. But most of those little like motivational clips, it's just noise. Yeah, I think the things that people do in life.

57:17When people feel like you overcame something and they're going things. Because I get that all the time. Oh my God, you're such an inspiration. I'm like, uh, I used to say how? I used to say how? How am I my inspiration? You know, I didn't look at my life at the time, the way other people saw me. There's just where I came from. I mean, it was life. I didn't know the world was different until I got in the comedy game and everybody started saying, what? You overcame that? I'm like, you didn't go through that shit? Did I? The world. Everybody didn't experience what I experienced. But where I was from, it was the norm.

57:53So now when I tell my story, everybody's like, oh my God, you're such an inspiration. And at first I was like, now I'm just somebody who went through some shit. But then I realized there's a lot of people out there that need me to tell my story. And it's healing for them to see me win because they let them know that they can win. Yes. And to see you laugh about it. Yes. That you're so resilient. That gives people hope. So that kind of motivation works. Like someone can see what you've accomplished with your life. And for people who don't know your story, your story is fucking crazy. I mean, it's so crazy from the time you were young, from like, what year were you pregnant?

58:32How old were you the first time? I got pregnant at 13. I met in at 12. He was 22. I was 12. He was married. I got pregnant at 13. Gay, birth at 14. That had another baby at 15 by him. Then I prayed it again at 16. And a case worker showed me how to get an abortion. And think about all that. And then you combine it with selling crack. You combine it with shot. Being shot. You combine it with all those friends. The idea that it would lead you to 2023 with your own sitcom, Building a 17 ,000 square foot house on a giant plot of land. Making your own podcast studio on it. You're the one who handles all the bills.

59:12You take care of everything. Everything has to go through you. You're the boss lady. That's wild. That's an amazing inspiration story. Because you were in a terrible place. If you think about a child like someone getting pregnant at 13 years old, say what chances that child have for a happy, healthy, successful life, it's very, very, very low. So for you to get through all that and to maintain your family and to have developed a successful career. This is amazing. It's an amazing inspirational story. That's way better than some bullshit that some fucking con man is just saying on Instagram. Well, I mean, it is amazing.

59:53It's amazing. You know, I also had something to live for. I had two kids by the time I was 15. I didn't want them to go through what I went through. I was saying this a million times. And it was the first time I ever felt like I was loved. So to have that love for my daughter, my very first child that I never experienced in a household before. You know, it gave me hope. I didn't know I was going to end up with all of this in the future. All I wanted it, all I ever wanted, Joe, was a family. Fuck everything else. All I wanted was a family. And I got it. Nothing else meant anything to me. The materialistic shit, the fame.

1:00:28All I ever wanted to do was open that door, walk in the house to people that love me. That's beautiful. And I do walk, I do go home. Even with the kids that I'm raising that my niece left, I get home. Oh, my mom is home. Get your goddamn hands off me. My husband's like, she's back. But I know they loves me. And they love me. It's nothing fake. I can walk into that house, drop my wig on the floor. I don't have to be miss Pat. Even my daughter who hardly comes downstairs, Gary, Anna. She'll look all the bounce. I'll be like, all right, mommy, your back. Love you. Go back in a room. I don't see her for fucking weeks.

1:01:07You know, that's what I tell you. Stay up, stay up, stay out of time. As you don't get no man, I'm gonna take her pussy and use it. Come on, be leaking like a 64 -shabby. I'm like, give me your pussy. You gonna give it up, stay up all the time. Warm. Give it to me. So I can use it. The beautiful thing is a family is what you, all you wanted and you have that. But then the other things that you're doing. I know that's for you, like your career and everything. But it's also for everyone else. Like you're doing this, you provide happiness to so many people. Like that is an extended family in a lot of ways.

1:01:41My fans are an extended family. And you know, it's so many times I'm looking at my inboxing people that I don't even know who genuinely say they're proud of me. Even my kids, you know, like, when the show was nominated for an envy, and me, and my daughter writes on the show. She writes on the show. And she literally had tears on her eyes because she know I dropped out of school in the eighth grade. She know what I've been through. And she told me when I was going to the Emmys and she said, I'm so proud of you. And it wasn't even about winning. I didn't win. Ted Lassowon. What's such a great show.

1:02:13I told my husband, that's why I come fucking win on Emmy because you always watching Ted Lassowon live. He's like, that's a good fucking show. But she, they were so proud to see, you know, something they mama had created. You know, gotten nominated for an envy. And even the fans, you know, I remember after I didn't win, I didn't even feel no way. I didn't go that way. I went there to say, just look around and say, oh, this shit is like, okay, you know, it wasn't even about the way it was. I had already won. Just where I've been now. By being alive, I've already won without a bullshit I've been through in life.

1:02:48Can't know trophy that you stick on, no dress or the kids does. Ever make me feel the way I feel about just surviving the shit that I've been through in life. Yeah. I call them dust collectors. Well, I'm glad you got nominated, but those things don't mean anything to me. No, this show is a people channel. Emin doesn't keep this show on BET plus. The people keep this show on BET plus. And as long as I will make it for them as long as they'll watch it. Yeah, being in the Emmys or even winning an Emmy would get you a little more attention. That's okay. I don't get them by no awards. You know, many times I lost a spell in being school.

1:03:24I can't spell with shit. Every time I win, I remember being in the back in the, I'm 51. So back in the day, I'm thank God they don't do this shit anymore. But they had an AMB group on a C &D group in the elf. So the smart kids and the dumb kids, the classroom divided like that. They didn't have like special classes for people like. And I used to see all the people in the A group, Joe. And I wanted to be in that A group so bad. And I never get the book was impression and on court. Those are the kids that could read. And you know, just those were the smart kids. I said, I want to be in this group.

1:03:57I want to be in this group. Because that's how I am. I want to be number one. And one day I get in the clay. I get in the teacher. I was like, please let me just try. Let me just try. Now I'm in the CD group. The dumb is fucked. And so, and I begged the teacher. She finally put me in the group. Couldn't read what shit. I look at everybody staring me like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm going to be in this group.

1:04:17And I remember the teacher said, at least you try. And I said, I don't do shit. I'm going to get in this group. Never got in it. Because, you know, back in those days, they said just how they divided you. But it was a teacher that came along. I've told the story 100 times. It's true. Who taught me how to read. And who believed in me. And I'm 51 and she's dead and gone. And I think her each and every day for instilling things in me that my mother could never instill in me. That's great if you can get a good teacher. It's a lot of fun there. A few good teachers that I remember that inspired me. And you know what's so crazy with the shit going on in this world with these teachers?

1:04:54I just, how you let these kids disrespect them. And all of this bullshit going on in these school just disrespect. Look at the girl who brought the teacher lay. Look at the teacher who just got the fight. What the fuck? To me, that's your whole parents account. Because I'm here to tell you, if my child ever tried that shit, I would beat the black off Ray Mow. I would beat. I'm not going to side with you up there disrespecting no adult. And that's how I used to be when I was coming up. Everybody whooped your ass in the neighborhood. And then these kids like, oh my gosh, you got to respect me. Bitch only paying no bills.

1:05:26What the fuck am I respect for somebody who don't even know how to pay a bill? These kids, oh dumb, they don't even know how to fill out a chick, Joe. They don't even have chicks, no more for you to fill out. I think my husband got the last book of checks in this world. Yeah, they do it all look trodly now, right? Yeah. So why I'm on respecting you and you don't pay for shit. Huh? The kids, there's a different feeling that kids have today. No, it's a different feeling that society can teach. If you build a bill, what's a bill? I tell you. So here, I got these custody kids. And they call me, the teacher call me and I say, well, I'm going to beat her ass.

1:06:01So the professor, you got to hear it on my house. Bitch, you don't tell me what to hear that? Two hours later, defect was at my house. Really? We to the school, talk to my kids and the bladed showed up and she was like, she didn't do black lady knew her. Well, she said, but I got to investigate. I said, no, you ain't got to do a motherfucker. You couldn't get the motherfucker cheering the don't nobody give me then for. I'm going to walk the motherfucker ass over here. If you don't want to ask, whoop, get him up out of here because I'm going to tell you right now, I ain't nobody she'd mean. Ain't nobody whooping my motherfucking ass.

1:06:28Fuck that put you in the corner. We going to prayer about your behavior. I'm going to knock your goddamn head off. I'm old school and I don't give a fuck what you say. Ain't nobody, I have a 36 year old daughter. I have a 35 year old son. A 24 year and a 20 year old, you're not cursing in front of me. You're not disrespecting me. We're not getting high together. I'm not your motherfucking friend because I went through too much in my life to be letting you motherfuckers talk to me. I was telling my daughter, she said, as I said, bitch, don't say ass in front of me. Don't say that shit in front of me.

1:06:59Why, mama, ass is cussing. She can't cuss it all in front of you? No, I don't play that shit. Really? I cuss it as much as you cuss. Yeah! They can cuss them on themselves. So you can cuss in front of them? Yeah. But they can't cuss in front of you. No, Joe. Hell no. Black kid goes. At a certain age, can they cuss them? Hell no. Never. Never. No, and when they do. 35 years old. I don't give a fuck if she's 55 and I'm 99, bitch, I bus you in your mind. But you cuss in front of me, huh? Oh, my mama will fool you down eight. All the diapers out on the chair. All the time, like, ran out of, those fucking convenience stores would assimilate the feature of Black -ass.

1:07:41And you gonna disrespect me? I would have never imagined that you would be so uptight with your kids cussing. Most back in the day, Black kids didn't cuss in front of me, Pair. But you cuss so much. I do. I like person. But you have a dictatorship front in your house. You have a language dictatorship. I sure do. No fucking cuss in front of me. It's so vicious. What are you laughing at? It's a shit I'm telling you. It's a laran's just seeing you swearing about them swearing. What? I beat shit out them key. That's what I'm saying. You're gonna say that in front of them. Don't say shit from me. I'll beat the shit out of you.

1:08:20That's what I told them all the time. What you say? I'm gonna fucking bang in front of me. Don't you fucking cuss in front of me. I'm gonna get mama. You respect me. Do your kids cuss in front of you? Yeah. Oh fuck no. Yeah they say wild shit. No, no, no, no, wild shit around me. No, no, no, I will pop you in your fucking mouth. My son's about you how we try to fight a nigga. I show where. What you say that? My son got keys. Wow. And he can't cuss in front of you. No, no, no. We be texting some time. I'd be like fuck. I said erase it bitch. Erase it. I saw that.

1:08:57It's so funny to me that you were like, you are so strict about cursing. No, disrespect for the person in front of your pain. It's just so big. You curse constantly. I know what that is. You got me laughing at the scene. It's not fucking funny. It was so hilarious. It ain't fucking hilarious. It's killing me because I see it happening. I'm like envisioning it in your house. I'm envisioning you coming home. They don't curse. They don't believe you. They were like, I'm grown. I said, well bitch get out of my house. Have you done that episode about this on the show? No. Oh my god, you have to. You fucking have to.

1:09:34I think so, don't curse. You're gonna have to. You have to. You have to. You got to do an episode like this. Okay, Jordan, you got to do an episode about Blake. Jordan please. This will be so fucking hilarious. But you know black kids didn't do that back in the day. Like you can go like when my son used to hang out with Indiana or Hitler, white friend and they cussed out their parents. You try that shit out. I'm a bushing your motherfucking throat. I tell my son how I'm talking to you. You got it twisted. Wrong house hole, boo, boo. I fight back. I fight back. You back. I tell him I said, don't forget your black.

1:10:06Your mama is hood is fuck. Don't come on me. He's like, I'm having a bad fucking day. Fucking. Ain't nobody fucking to help me. And you can't say the word. I beat your fucking ass. You got to have an episode about this. Cause those are the craziest rules. And they get so mad. We're grown. I don't give a fuck. You can say that to them. I don't give a fuck. You can say that. I say it all the time. Yeah. So my son smoked weed, right? And it was very hard for me. Cause he's the first child I ever had to do a drug. And so I told you this one time. So why the fuck you smoking weed? Cause it says I've been watching Joe Rogan.

1:10:45I smoked weed. And he lost all this fucking weight. So I couldn't say shit. He went for 400 pounds to like, I think he like, two, ten. He looks fucking good. But he got a weed. Got to take the good with the bad. Yeah. I just say son don't do no peels. Yeah. But I don't think weed is bad for you. I just think it's bad for some people. I don't think he don't get in trouble. He's a good kid. I just don't want him smoking cigarettes. And I don't want them drinking in front of me. Right. I get it. You know, I don't party with him. And my son smoked weed. He likes to fucking drink. And I'm like, June, but your mom and dad ain't here.

1:11:20He be like, pop said I could drink a bill with him. I said, you don't drink a bill with him. It's so disrespectful. How old is he now? 23.

1:11:33You brother house the iron fist. You're gonna be like, take your ass out of the door with that shit. He bar your car every car. He got smell like weed. So I don't accept it to weed. But no, you can't curse him from me. Look, if he's taking care of his health. He is. And lost all that weight. That's hard to do. Yeah. It's very hard to do. I've been fighting cheeseburger like a motherfucking UFC fight. So hard to lose weight. It's the older you get. It's just like, I'm trying now. But I can't put it in my mind that I'm on a diet. I'm just like, no, I don't need that. Why don't you just, you have resources.

1:12:12Why don't you have like somebody like meal prep for you. They could make you delicious food that only has like certain. They might sell my house. You can't even count people in your house. Get a guy. Get a guy. Get a guy. Get a guy on a ladder. Ah.

1:12:28Not that my husband went there. I'm doing some stuff now. My husband just lost a lot of weight. He went on that ozepic. Oh yeah. Ozepic, yeah. Yeah. And this is before everybody found out about it. And they just gave it to him because he gave his diabetes. And he lost like 60 pounds. I got on the shit and I swole up really. It was like, I got real puffy from it. So I'm like I'm just gonna go walk so I just started walking I'm like I can't do this shit How long did you do it for I did it for like a month, but I didn't lose any way I was very disappointed when my husband didn't even know he really paid attention to it They just gave it to him with before the price height too my husband like $70 That is prescription after insurance is like nine hundred dollars.

1:13:09Whoa, which is fucking ridiculous Everybody's on the popular. Yeah, very popular all those Instagram ladies started talking about it. Yeah, people found out all those celebrities were on it Yeah, but he was there he was doing he lost like 60 pounds. It makes you like less hungry, right? It does it didn't I would I think it would mean because I thought I took the shot. Oh, I can eat now It didn't curb your curbi appetite It did but it didn't it didn't get to my brains. I don't think the shot got to my brain That's the problem with food right part of it's pleasure. It's not just your hungry. Yeah, yeah But I don't know I'm good Nothing has happened so I don't have any medical issues.

1:13:54Thank God, but I would like to lose a little bottom stone Why don't you just get like a trainer get a trainer and a meal prep person? That could be my next birthday. Yeah, do that because it'd be easy Y 'all heard that Joe is gonna send a meal prep person and a trainer to my house. Yeah, I'll do it That's as you want I'll find someone for you. Okay. I'm in the land. I'm quite sure there's a bunch of meal prep Yeah, just want something tastes good though. Yeah, you want to make that's the thing It's like this meal prep to give you like a fucking chicken breast in a piece of broccoli like I'm not gonna last No, I'm gonna make it.

1:14:31I tell you something that I I stop I don't eat to 12 to 12 in the evening I stop at six and I love the kale salads at Chick -fil -A I don't know if they're healthy, but they're pretty fucking good. I bet there If you want to investigate their dressing Guarantee it's filled with seed oils A half of the time is dry as fuck. Yeah, so a lot of time at my chief I think they forget to put the dress and I'm like what a fucking dressing. I'm just eating kale Chick -fil -A is a funny place. It's like the funny things they close on Sunday They Christians I know they're missing out on so much money Just because they don't care God has blessed them through the week.

1:15:15Have you not seen them lines? It's getting big fucking lines and check for it. It's amazing that nobody figured out that chicken sandwiches Like a big deal before chick -fil -A so I had a friend one time that well I knew this guy who would take chick -fil -A chicken to the store So he would always stop by my house and give me a couple cases and they're in they pre -wrapped in this marinade sauce Oh, that was the best stolen chicken we ever had He used to give us like four or five boxes cuz he delivered their chicken. He ain't give a fuck Chick -fil -A is weird too because they they've got some very Interesting views on gay people too.

1:15:52Yeah, but all Christians do. Yeah, you know my daddy was um My daddy was very religious Religious and my daughter bar is called one time and My daddy didn't know she was gay, but she was sure with ease of brewing James looking chicks And so my daddy called me along my daughter is calling that is my favorite story about my daddy recipe He said pat I said what daddy said all know if you know this I said what daddy said But I think your daughter is a bull god damn digger Oh, I told my daughter say take right there to come back. He don't figure you out bitch He said you a bull god damn digger we laugh for about two hours because of what he said Nobody says like that and it's for words.

1:16:46You shouldn't even say that according to my daughter But that was the funniest shit I can remember about my daddy said when he discovered my daughter was gay She keep bringing these big bitches around him like they used to play ball Yeah, that's what he's he's we gotta pray for I said when we pray for that we gotta pray that shit out of Not me. I'm not wasting my time that's very strong and I'm trying to get the heaven You can't pray nobody out of eating pussy I said daddy you did it. She's just doing it with titties Yeah Good point. Yeah, so I'm not fucking her sexuality. Yeah, you can't you're just gonna make someone hate you Yeah, so she's happy song, but it was it was an arrest and send my Christian daddy I sent my gay daughter a lot of those people in the old school that hard time with that they did Especially religious folks My mother -in -law was like they even don't tell me she was gay, but that's just life who gives a fuck You know no people lonely when you read about other people be as like I said earlier you just lonely Joe I have no time to be worried about what's going on with people.

1:17:55Yeah, I got my own household I'm building the house. I'm doing TV, you know, I got an overall deal with fire calm. I'm trying to create some shit Beautiful. Yeah, that's a positive attitude. You're right though about people that are too concerned about other people It's just it's wasted energy. They you know people you waste your life, you know You know the biggest thing that I hope that don't happen and I don't even want to really get into it This aunt told please don't fuck up Disney. Oh my god I don't know but they saw each other I'm like can you leave me making mouth alone? I hope so you can't close the happiest place on earth They're not gonna close up.

1:18:36They didn't close during the pandemic. They're not gonna close. I Did I go doing the pandemic? I went right out to the pandemic with my family one the University We went to VIP. I'm quite sure you've been VIP. That's the best way you can go. Oh, it's amazing It's a fucking amazing if y 'all go to Disney and don't go VIP you you're missing out You're going through the back door. Yeah, it ain't cutting the line cuz they got a passion cut the line Everybody else had to wait and I remember I heard people's all of us being in black and they're like oh they athletes and we're like no bitch Just a mama will come eat in It was the best experience my kids.

1:19:14We really enjoyed it Yeah, I you know when I my kids were little Disneyland We went there constantly and when it was shut down during the pandemic I was really worried that it wasn't gonna be able to come back cuz you hear about how much money they were losing They were losing some insane amount of money every day and California wouldn't let them open up It didn't make any sense. I like the one in Florida. I don't care for the one in Cali Really? Yeah, I want to floor it as the best ride ever the Jurassic the Not the rest part avatar avatar rides we flights of passage if you see been on that one I don't get on no fucking roller coaster.

1:19:46It's not that it's virtual reality Yeah, you sit on like it looks like a motorcycle. I know you put on virtual reality headsets and you flying through But you know moving but my pantyline I can't take that stress no no my kids enjoy I don't walk out that bitch pissy Yeah, but yeah, but you think you move it and make you feel like you move it Okay, also with that Harry Potter ride that I was like I can't do that but I saw my family you got on it. Oh, yeah Yeah, one of my daughters is very into Harry Potter. She read all the novels and I had to take her much times I've been on that ride multiple times now.

1:20:24I don't get on any rides. I just like I'm from a school I owe people school to ride through the park. I wonder like what it's like at the Harry Potter world now because everybody hates JK Rowlings because of her or stance on on trans women like there's so many people that hate her I wonder like if they've rebelled against Harry Potter world probably have what did she say? I don't think it was that unreasonable. It was something about biological men never being women was something to the trouble of trying to preserve the idea of being a woman What did she say that was so questionable? The whole thing when they were when I'm trans people me was something I mean They need to get rid of the song natural woman by I read the Franklin you seen that whole thing.

1:21:05I have seen that stupid shit Yeah, there's a lot of stupid shit going on with that because what it is is like men Biological men behaving like men in women's spaces. So they want to take over things That's that's what you see. I don't agree with them being in sports. No, no matter No fucking way your wig and I support you 100 % what did she say? Okay people who men straight In quotes. I'm sure they used to be a word for these people someone help me out one bin one woman woman opinion creating a more equal post -COVID -19 world for people who men straight So what she's trying to say is that saying things like people who men straight like you are eliminating The idea of being a woman because now you're saying that anybody could be a woman and so she says here if sex isn't real There's no same sex attraction the sex isn't real the live reality of women globally is erased I know and love trans people but a race in the concept of sex removes the ability of many to meaningfully discuss their lives It isn't hate to speak the truth.

1:22:05See what she's saying is not unreasonable the idea that women like me Who've been empathetic to trans people for decades feeling kinship because they're vulnerable Excuse me in the same way as women i .e. to male violence hate Trans people because they think sex is real that have lived and has lived consequences is a nonsense So she's not she's not saying anything that's that outrageous She's being rational about something that seems like very much cult -like behavior. You're trying to eliminate the term woman She says I've never felt shout out ignored and targeted as a lesbian within our supposed GLBT community has a have over the past couple of years anonymous letter from a terrified lesbian Yeah, well So they're trying to say that she's a turf Which is a trans exclusionary radical feminist so a radical feminist who doesn't want Trans people to be in feminist spaces and there's a lot of women that think that Women's spaces should be for biological women and that when you let Biological males into women's spaces even if they say they identify as being a woman oftentimes they they have First of all, they're not biological women like the one was in prison and got the women pregnant.

1:23:28Yeah, too unprecedented Or these fucking athletes their breaking records, which is just insanity I mean, what's the name boxing wasn't the trans women boxing in the women lead also there was one MMA fighter It was an MMA fighter that fought two women two biological women before Beat the fucking shit out of them before people knew that she was a biological male She didn't tell anybody so she fought two fights with these biological women with these women not knowing that she used to be a man for 30 years and even father to child It's cult women the trans fighter father to child. Yeah, so who the fuck told them?

1:24:09I don't know what happened how it got revealed, but then it was just a giant outrage Yeah, I mean, I don't want to fight you Joe because you put on a fucking wig. Yeah, I still got a wound. Yeah, it's it's it's wrong You still a man. Yeah, especially not look if someone knows that that person's a trans woman and you still want to fight them That's different to you, but not knowing and saying that there's no difference to a trans woman and a biological woman. That's horseshit Excuse me. I can I can pull off my panties improve to you. It's a different Joe. Yeah, there's differences in so many ways I mean, it's it's very different.

1:24:46Yeah, my shit come out sticky I like how you like you did the laundry before So that's what their man had that led to this giant backlash But it became a thing where people can just say JK Rawlings is transphobic and they probably didn't even know the quotes And they just attack her online so she's always defending herself and they're always attacking her It's like I'm quite sure he still support her every time I go there. I go to air probably well I'm sure enough people look. It's one of the most successful books series of all time. I think they came ready to do movies I think they don't shit load of movies.

1:25:23Oh, yeah, they're doing it. They do it another Vs show I think yeah, I just heard something Seasoners I don't know I wonder if they're gonna woke or fight Oh Who that woke up some shit boy boy look at Bud light We're having a butt light. You don't know. It's how much I don't pay a ticket for you I don't pay you I'm learning shit from you go. What happened to bud light a bud light Had this trans woman who's like this Tiktok famous person named oh, yeah, I heard about her they sent her Can's a bud light with her face on it and everybody went crazy because she did all these you know this thing online about it And everybody's like fuck bud light now like all these right -wing people boycott in Bud light They don't want they don't want to drink they be and look that it was a trans person Well, it was that and was also the person who was running the campaign said something about fratty Senses of humor that the the beer was out of touch and that they wanted to be more inclusive So they were like basically like Shitting on all their old fans of Bud light all the people were their customers They're a little like talking down to them.

1:26:37She was saying well, we need to bring in the brand is dying It's not inclusive. We need to make it more inclusive and by inclusive they decided to go with this trans person There's an attention whore This is like look day 365 of womanhood my face is on a can like literally will say the days. He's been a woman Day 365 of womanhood like seriously. Oh, he just turned into a woman. Yeah, really real recent and But why but but light put them on the case Not like other companies have done stuff with her him day. I don't know how they represent themselves, but like I think it was Maybelline did something now want a boycott Maybelline Yeah, I Hey, world could I just say something y 'all trans people got to eat too check check yeah trans people got to eat too But it's also it's like these companies don't really they're just doing it because they think that's the hip thing to do They're doing it because they think that somehow another it's gonna connect like people go yeah We're gonna support Bud light now.

1:27:38Yeah, that that shit doesn't work consumers outrage over Maybelline pays trans woman Dylan Mulvaney to Model its makeup. Yeah Joe She's beautiful Mm -hmm. She's beautiful. Joe cut the shit No, cut the shit. She's pretty. No, no, what do you mean? No, I don't think so Where right there? Put it back up. So there's she's had facial surgery. Okay, cuz I'm gonna say slimmer. Yeah, cuz I was But that's not very beautiful to me. That's I couldn't say that's odd son ugly Joe, that's what the average woman look like now. I don't I don't agree if that's a boy That's a boy there like that's what they really look like she look like a white what happy woman to me Everybody else who got a tattoo surgery, right?

1:28:29See if you can find the old pictures with this person look like they had more of like a masculine jawline I'm quite sure she was she was a boy once Riley do you see him coming out with Women jawline well if they get that surgery they get that the jawline trimmed You can get a lot of shit trim these days. Yeah, I heard nothing is real job And if she ain't got scratch marks, you need to ask some questions Yeah, oh Jesus Christ where is she breaks down FFS? I don't know what that is recovery Facial feminization surgery. So that's what they used to look like See oh Oh Jesus Christ, that's rough That's crazy shit they do the people when you got the money everybody want to be beautiful Nobody want to be the Kardashians had a weird standard You know because they just kept naked and tucking till they got it right All right, Josh the boring stuff going on.

1:29:32Did they do it? Yeah, I don't know I'm asking like but I think that's that look bad It was like facelifts I think what they do now like if you look at what the nip and tux today like they're pretty fucking good at it Oh, yeah, they don't remember back in the day they were had the cut you and pull your face all the way back Behind your eels Biden is such a fucking lie you oh, I mean, I'm a Democrat But he all those times he said he had COVID we knew he wouldn't got his eyes redone Those fucking eyes are at least five years old. They I mean, there's some they's moving in a baby But his cheeks is 88 so I'm like it doesn't match It always holds facelifts weird.

1:30:17Oh, cuz he only get eye lifts Well, he's doing something it looks like he's got bowtocks too. Yeah, right up on the eyes Yeah, look look look look at the bags. Yeah, now look at the recent picture. Yeah. Yeah, he's got his look No, those are bags. He's gotten so much eye work done. Yeah That seems weird to me. Yeah till the point his you can't even I mean He almost can't open his eyes anymore. Yeah, it looks very different. That's for sure. Yeah Pope President poor president He's running again. I just can't believe that well. He's running again. Yeah, I just can't believe that. I can't believe they let him Doesn't make any sense.

1:30:55Well, they let well, they let Trump run several times Trump can at least form a sentence Yeah, like Biden like Trump forms a lot of the wrong sentences What Biden does to yeah, yeah I'm a bunch of liars throw a bunch of them all they want us to do is fight we fight a month I said why they spend our money that's why I worry about things like the abortion issue and I worry about some other issues I think that sometimes those things that just just designed to keep everybody at each other's threats What they what they what they go off and do dumb shit Why they go off and make dumb decisions while we're not paying attention They put small things for us to fight about then behind behind the door They fucking up all kind of other big shit then when they finally come to the like you like what the hell what did this come from Yeah, so you know they get us upset about things next thing.

1:31:46It's gonna be climate change That's what people gonna be fighting off. Yeah, just like they were fighting over COVID race everything else everything else Gay straight abortion Rich famous Yeah, everything some my friend was telling me immigrants the my friend was telling me the other day that somebody just passed a law Where if you got a good credit score you get a higher interest rate Biden just did that If you got a bad credit score, you get a what the fuck is going on? So all of these years you work to have good credit. Mm -hmm. You paid your bill long time So you're gonna punish me by doing the right thing But the person with the lower credit score who probably can't even afford a damn house can get the house as a better rate Yes, the person who's been bad at paying their bills gets a better rate They get a better insurance rate, which is insane if you want to have it equal You want to have people not penalized because they have bad credit.

1:32:42That's fine If you want to do that, okay, you want to make it so you don't incentivize people to have good credit That's what we want to do, but to penalize people who've done the right thing is just on American. It's crazy It's ridiculous. Doesn't make any sense I was telling my friends that I work my ass out to get my credit score right now you telling me I could I could get a better interest rate with my with my 400 ahead. Yeah, I mean, it's not saying that some people aren't cast into a very difficult situation But what it is saying is that some people have been as responsible as they can and they should be rewarded for it And other people have been as irresponsible as they can and they shouldn't be rewarded for it.

1:33:18I agree. It's like And they said it's a it's a law now Is that real? Was that one? I was trying to find I had read that this I saw the meme online for sure going around But I had read an explanation that like it wasn't accurate Because my somebody comment that it's not Uh, like they get a 1 % credit. It's just like 1 % less than it was or something like that. It was like there's a different rate I think I thought the law was it is like one I don't know what the number difference was but it was a considerable difference in the rate Because if you got good credit and you point for some you could probably get the 2 % that they're advertising right But somebody with bad credit might get 8 % or 7 % right right So I told I said I haven't read anything on it so I don't know I said but that's the crazy shit I've heard Yeah, it's like they're taking a risk So they want you to pay more because they're taking a risk so the idea is that enough people are gonna default on it That they will still make their money and they got insurance on it.

1:34:21Yeah, because they got insurance on it. Yeah It's a mess. Well, that's what that's what this world did they put they put you they put you against each other And then they try to keep you in a hole. You just gotta be smart out of the individuals. I'm not falling for this bullshit There's definitely a lot of people that want to do that Definitely definitely a lot of people that keep people in holes. Yeah. Oh, I'm in the comedy world. You know we know that Yeah Hey, they can say one wrong thing and change your whole fucking life in this in this industry You this industry. It's a weird world, isn't it because you're saying ridiculous shit and you're trying to be as outrageous as possible but You know a lot of the things that you see in comedy clubs today like If that got a lot of the jokes that people say on a regular basis Could be just the subject of extreme outrage across the country like by Any group of people and any given time.

1:35:16Yeah any comic could go on stage and say something the whole audience laughs at And then someone could decide that this is like the worst thing that a person's ever said They do it all the time all the time and I you know people people come I'm quite sure people say the same shit to you Um, I had somebody tell me one time. How dare you talk about getting a portion. I say fuck you bitches my pussy Talk about your abortion. How many you kill because I still claim all my keys. You say this to her face No, I said they don't social media. She's here. I'm social media. I didn't know that bitch Don't come in my page and tell me I can't talk about the babies.

1:35:49I killed them. I got them babies You're like you knew the daddy you ain't have shit to do with it. You want no fly on that wall Don't tell me what I'm 51 fuck you Some people don't want to hear that they only want to hear pro life And they think they're they're righteous and standing up for that, but to not recognize that that's It's a very complicated issue. It's a very human issue like human issues are very complex And then when the kid get here and then you got to put it in the system nobody wants to adopt it Nobody wants to care for it nobody wants to you know, right? Yeah You one minute you say keep them next then when we keep them you don't want to help feed them I mean sometimes people know that they got a stuff into a situation and They can't take care of that responsibility.

1:36:37Yeah, just leave people on and let them make their own decisions I said that all time mind you motherfucking being because that's what I'm gonna do with my eyes You gotta let people make good decisions and bad decisions and we all gotta learn from those good decisions and bad decisions That's how we grow as a human being yeah, if you always perfect, then how you gonna grow Joe You're not and no one is so it's like it's unachievable anyway look at the Dalai Lama What the hell a Dalai Lama do spit in the baby mouth at the baby suck your tongue Some kid is suck his tongue In front of everybody in front of everybody he wasn't alone with this dude.

1:37:13He was out like I'm a fucking kid excuse me. We'll do some some let me say this to you if he did it that time A kid of suck this time before that was not That was not something to try out when you're 70 mm -hmm. No somebody been sucking your tongue. Yeah, you don't get to be like seven years old But see that's one That's why Black people be critical we just slap shit out their past. Yeah, I just slap that Dalai Lama Talk What is it? Dalai Lama Dalai partner I just let that guy down Dalai Lama Tom right You stick your fucking tongue at my black baby mouth left their fucking little boy with that man Yeah, who where are the parents while that's happening?

1:38:00Imagine that was your son and he's like stick your tongue out. I'm going to suck your tongue. No I don't think so sir out of slap shit out in Dalai Lama. I'm dead right now You know your parent would it's fucking ridiculous the fact that he said that and then he just did it in front of everybody And then he apologized and they kind of went away. That's what they always do But that's nuts, but that that one like you're like that's proof It's pretty much proof you're trying to get a boy to French kiss you You're telling the boy to suck on your tongue What is What is that? You know what that is. Yeah, pedophilia pedophilia two things I was gonna add before like a tongue greeting and Tibetan culture the video was edited slightly how so it's a longer video than the clip that went viral okay And it has there's context that I think was edited out not that we're gonna understand it probably but see This is see Tibetan culture so sticking out your tongue according to a 2014 BBC article sticking out your tongue can be considered as rude But in Tibet, it's a way of greeting.

1:39:09That's just sticking your tongue out That's not sucking on someone's tongue That's a very different thing It said it has a tradition followed by the Tibetan people since the ninth century when the region was ruled by Long drama who was known for a fat for a black tongue I was so he had a black tongue so that was why sticking out the tongue became like a greeting because this guy had a crazy tongue You want to show everybody? That's what he's saying guy had a black tongue after the death of the king Local started showing their tongues when asked to confirm they are not like him or his reincarnation Oh interesting.

1:39:45Yeah, but that has nothing to do with sucking on a tongue There is a bit if he said that stick your tongue out and the other guy went ah Funny that's funny to a guy and a kid sticking your tongue up Being silly, but suck my tongue. That's a totally different enterprise. How would you have reacted? I would beat the fuck out of him Yeah, well, I was certainly screamed at him. I was certainly like what the fuck are you doing? When this story first hit so you know everything on trans, but I'm gonna look slow sometimes All like I thought it was like when they said Donald Lama. I thought it was like one of them biggest Lama You know I'm sorry, I just dumb this in me and I was like wait a minute That's what I was thinking about one of them Lama thing.

1:40:34I was like oh don't He's talking about it. I was like out of beat his ass He's a very bizarre religious figure because he was chosen when he was a small child That he was the Dalai Lama. So he's been the Dalai Lama his whole life So it's not like like a position he earned You know through being this like incredible person that everybody realizes like the reincarnation of some So who's that to him? I don't know. I don't know what they do. I think they pick one I don't know how they do. I don't know what the tradition is, but I believe he was picked see see we can find out how they Pick the Dalai Lama, but he's been the Dalai Lama like his whole life So he's been this religious You know worship person this whole life So what a weird life that guy's had how many tongues is he sucked that's what I'm saying.

1:41:22How many time somebody sucked his tongue? Yeah quite a few exactly maybe suck my tongue. That's like my finger. Hey, it's like well. Hey Thanks, you know, let me show you some artifacts Oh So I don't go to church Okay, when the Dalai Lama dies or even before their death the successor is found rather than chosen Traditionally senior Tibetan monks conduct an elaborate quest to find a child who is the Dalai Lama's next incarnation The search involves consulting oracles interpreting visions and reading spiritual signs. Oh wow. So that's how they found him So he was just at the house chilling as a kid.

1:42:03Is he coming boy? You the Dalai Lama? He's like That's how they found them. I'm quite sure you had a great life as Dalai Lama right away with his little kids like come here They're like that's him we found them you think you just walk around like a dog with tongue here now Oh, that's the tongue we've been looking for waiting for people to spot him So you think they was looking for somebody with a sucker but tongue maybe Took him off to live in the lap of luxury That's a lap of love wearing robes People just those are new rounds and you just talk about life No relationships no marriage no children.

1:42:43They don't have a relationship. No, I think they're supposed to be celibate And that with the premise this movie is oh, that's right the golden child Yeah, that is sort of the premise right trying to find another next year because it was trying to kill it right? Isn't the doesn't the Dalai Lama have to be celibate? well I believe they do Which is also not good You take a man everybody need to bust. Yeah everybody everybody you know, I told a story about my My special knee uncle my granny will buy him pussy on Friday because he thought that would happen with his having seizures And people's like your line I'm like if you grew up in my granddaddy house everybody know that my granddaddy had hookers to fuck my uncle Ceesa because he was special eel special knee and he was crippled So me myself had to go back there and get started and once we got him started we went and played pat man But it didn't have with his seizures, but he came out pretty happy No, there you go, you know people that's why I say people should Special knee people need the bus and the two yeah if there was prostitutes that only specialized and special needs people Just to make them happy no my granddaddy paid them yeah, that's what I'm saying for money Yeah, what that would be they got like half a pain of whiskey Shit like that He ran the bootleg house, so he saw moonshine So he would feed him and give him whiskey in a few dollars.

1:44:04What kind of hookers can you get to fuck a special needs guy from moonshine? I mean, I'm I'm having a hard time seeing the bright side of this Oh my god, what do these ladies look like Hey This boy ladies were down in the luck They didn't look like that chick on this side behind you, but hey look a lot like these that's mitzyshore. Oh Yeah, that's what that is. I don't know who that is mitzyshore found in the comic store damn what yeah, that's mitzys You know, I didn't I don't think I knew mitzys our bar at the comedy mother ship is called mitzys Oh wow, this is just recently passed. Yeah That's beautiful.

1:44:48Well, we have a sign. There's a neon sign that's modeled after signature. So we took our signature And converted it into a neon sign. Oh wow. Yeah, what a hose that you look at how look like these yeah probably I was like these calls Barely hanging on I'm a teeth I can tell you that Those aren't real skulls. They're not now. You don't have to feel weird. There's a guy named jack of the dust He's a artist he makes these those those days of dead skulls. I just always been I didn't think you would have dead skulls I did it one point in time. I had a I bought a whole dead skeleton online And I put it in my piranha tank So I had a piranha tank and there was a human skeleton inside of it Who bought it was it?

1:45:35I don't know a bought it online This is like in the 90s Damn Joe you just that rich you should buy people bone. I wasn't that rich back then. I was nearly as rich as you I guarantee you that you you was that boy that you just say I was a man that was like had money and I lived by myself I was a crazy person So what did the piranha do did they eat it? No, no, no, they goldfish. I'd feed them goldfish Did you have a sick your hand and they say they're really fine? No, no, no, no, have you saw what they did to those goldfish? Oh my god. It was crazy So like every few days I would have just a slaughter fest in my living room I would go to the store I'd go to the pet store and I'd bag it by a big bag or goldfish And I just dump them in there with the piranhas and it would just be madness This was shhh, you see goldfish swimming away like half bitten they just bite them in half and like half from swimming away They'd bite each other's lips off because they were trying to steal food from each other.

1:46:33Why do you uh drop chickens? And shit in now you could if you wanted to but I'm not a fan of torture and mammals I don't have I don't have feelings like that towards fish fish eat fish and that's just what they do But like I threw a mouse in there or something might probably feel bad for that little guy They're too close to us. They're warm blooded they're fur Something about that like feeding like if I had like fed a rat to a python I'd be like This is like so close to the food chain Whereas like throwing goldfish into a tank filled with piranhas like they have to eat they can eat dead fish or live fish Like they'd rather eat them live.

1:47:07That's what they like to do So you watch them do it. They go into a feeding frenzy and it was Why I just had a snake on my back porch What kind I don't know this it was big it was I'll just I put it on my Instagram. It was fucking huge and she can find it I'll tell you what it is. Oh you'll tell me what it is. I can give you a rough idea of what it is It was so fun. I'm not the best at it, but I could send it to somebody and they can tell you for sure Uh, let me see if I can find it so my Instagram. It was the most serious. How far away was it? It's not that far Jamie if you look down there I'll find it.

1:47:41It was a fucking it's I told my husband you hear me in the background screaming choke it out My husband was like is you fucking crazy? I don't know Yeah, there he is. It's my poach Okay, it's not a rattler Because uh the tail Let me see oh Jesus Christ. Oh wait a minute hold on. Oh my god. Get back. Wow, you have three of them two or three Oh, it's just one just I think I think that's just a garden snake But it's pretty big. I can't see its head the shape of their head should tell you If you see one that has a shape of a head and a diamond, that's a poisonous snake generally There's other poison snakes that don't have a head that way, but like rattlesnakes and snakes like that They have a head like that So we pick him up because the guy was like I don't think he's part so we put him in the trash can This guy's doing my roof makes him jump now.

1:48:50Oh, I get him put him in the trash can So I tell my um the engineer I was like can you please get this fucking snake away from me? So he said oh, it's probably a garlic I take him home So he said when my wife don't want him So he said well, I thought I'm down the hill like on my land and he came back So I'm like look just because we black we're not gonna hang out together. So I take a stick and I slap the shit out of him And he turned around like this bitch is stupid and just left I'm like I ask you I'm trying to be nice not to kill you right because I was gonna put him in the trash can I was like oh he's gonna come out the fucking big dumpster those carning corso's after him They'll take care of it oh quick Well, they wasn't at that house.

1:49:29It's the house. I was okay. Yeah, that's how spring him out there Yeah, sure, but that snakes get the fuck out. I'm so my husband's down in the girl up in one of the big garage We got down on the property and there is three full snakes in there motherfucker. Oh, you got a snake problem. I do I'm a creek run a lake is in the back of my house a creek like and they fucking there's so big I seen I tell you some crazy shit. I think I've never seen a real owl in my ow WL because I say the fucked up so I'm sending my girlfriend y 'all in the city of Atlanta out fly a fucking owl Cold bloody like he had on a three -piece suit.

1:50:05There was orange like a black man and some fucking Stacy Adam and hit the ground and look at me like what's up bitch?

1:50:16Joe roger I put that fucking car in reverse. I said bitch you got a owl in your y 'all than we in the hood That was the scariest shit I ever seen to see a fucking real owl the way he came out that tree I didn't know they wings was that big he was like what's up bitch He hit that ground and I was like wait a fucker man. I put on the bright lights. He's just looking like what it is And I it's scared shit out of me. I had this guy Dan Flores on the podcast the other day And he's a wildlife historian. He's a lot of he wrote a amazing book about the history of wildlife in America One of the things he said When they find owls nests there's one owls nest they found 75 cat collars In this owls nest so this owl just swoop cats up Take them into the nest kill them and eat them feed them to their babies That's where most most cats that go missing.

1:51:11He said is owls He said they watched one they were on this place. They had a back patio and there was this cat There was like walking on this the top of the railing and this owl came just swoop them up and took them off Just flew away with them. They're big fucking birds They like a three -foot wingspan and giant talons That was a ruthless. I've never seen one until I seen one in her yard And she lives in the city of a land The way he came down that tree it was beautiful because you know you I'm sitting down on the phone me I'm not high So I'm like what the fuck is that and it's just like he was in slow motion hit that ground and that motherfucker head and the head spin around Now you got the wrong black purse after that car reverse and bitch you got out of your I couldn't call the police say come get the owl Yeah, they're probably looking for cats.

1:52:04I don't know what the fuck he's looking for me One looking for me that night I went I left my friend house I sure did I said you need cut your what the fuck is that they look weird as fuck that's what they look without feathers I guess why does that have no feathers Science I don't know oh, they're probably skinned it. Oh, it's probably dead. Oh, wow They look creepy as fuck that we're tasty don't look at them wow they look their wings are tasty. Are they good? No, I never eaten it, but I'm just saying the right there on the picture. They look like frowl That was gonna you get me something out of that look a little bite size morsel Yeah, little legs probably tough.

1:52:41That's a Tough meat. They're stronger shit the fact that little fucker can carry off a cat You know cats got to weigh 10 pounds when I was um who's 10 there my house and putting the concrete down It's this big as I guess a eagle flew out of the I don't know the fuck he came from Joe We said now he swooped down and got this rabbit out the ground Tuck the head and yanked it off and took off with the body. I was like oh my fucking god And I was like what a fuck did I move came back that there was like don't touch it. He's gonna come back for the head came back and got the heat That was some creepy shit and they always fly around cuz I got tall trees on my there in the woods It's that's it's crazy to see that it's cool though because that's population control if you didn't have that you have rabbits Everywhere rats everywhere.

1:53:31That's what they're doing they keeping it clean Like that's like when people complain about coyotes and hollywood. I'm like try to find a rat So rats are hiding They're in trouble rats are in trouble coyotes are everywhere. What they need to take them to New York. Yeah, they're in New York Cality yeah, they're in New York, but the problem with New York is a subway system New York the rats are all underground. They they are so embedded in the city. They'll never get them out of the city There's more rats in New York City than there are human beings You take them coyotes down there. They won't be able to do anything They'll they'll just they'll be a lot of coyotes in New York City and they'll eat a lot of rats They'll never put a dent in the population Yeah, cuz rats are always fucking they get underground too They get underground they get in the pipes they get in the walls they get in the buildings They find little tiny holes they can compress their body to get through a tiny little hole Just about as big as their face they can get through that.

1:54:26They'll chew through the walls chew through pipes Rats go everywhere. They'll go up your fucking toilet So one time my when I just came birth to my My daughter by my husband So he go down to the kitchen with just got our kitchen model So these rats don't chew through the baseball it so my husband come to make up stands I said what's what he said? I need my fucking shoes. I said what's my fucking rats? Then I was too rats in the kitchen and they just having a good time my husband I go downstairs and these fuckers. They don't get my baby He jump up on the island Grab a can of tuna Joe through the tuna and hit the fucking rats so hard upside the head that rats still to me said And just stood up on his high lat and failed back the other rat look like oh they killing niggas right here Jump back through that hole Jump back through that hole and we never had another rat coming up My husband hit that rat with a can of tuna upside his head That motherfucker stood up from the pain and that other rat looks at oh I'm out this bitch He went back through that hole and they never came back Joe.

1:55:29Wow One can of tuna got through really all all rat problems. That's effective. I would have thought they would have come back Never came back never had a problem. I other problem. I had with squirrels. He's a fucking my roof all the time I told one of them I said I said don't you want to do what they're doing. He's like she's a hoe And so one of them fell out the roof up down in the house through the vent and boy I was stuck in the house all day with my newborn baby because I was too scared to go downstairs Because of the fucking squirrel my husband came home. I said it's a fucking squirrel down there behind the sofa He moved his over the squirrel and he kicked the squirrel so motherfucking hard this squirrel laying in the tree I said I've been stuck in this room all day for this bullshit and you come kick the fucking squirrel in the ass and his over So I'm scared of rodents Well, no one's really scared of squirrels.

1:56:27Yeah, it's good squirrels. He's the fuck I am they're cute They probably will be our ass too. Yeah, but they're not aggressive rats can be aggressive No, I'm not sure I'm a squirrel bite anybody ever squirrel bite anybody. I'm quite sure squirrel bite people I'm quite sure if you fuck with a squirrel to bite you, but you have to probably haven't trapped You know, you know what squirrels do do they bite the nuts of other squirrels Yeah, like when squirrels are trying to breed and there's another male squirrel by one squirrel will bite that squirrels nuts off What yeah, that's the one Hayden. Oh, Hayden shit.

1:57:06They throw each other out of trees I've seen it. Yeah, they'll like one of them try to be fucking the other one to come over and just literally toss the other one out of a tree They'll fall 50 60 feet and they land on the ground. They're fine They're like designed to fall out of trees Yeah, that's the thing I'm almost getting hit all the time. You ever see how far squirrel can fall and be fine It's fucking crazy They fall like really far and hit the ground Just screw back up the trigger You you such an interesting part Do squirrels bite testicles off other squirrels? So is this been resolved? The answer is no No, they don't so it was an old Wives tail Steve brought up on a podcast.

1:57:51He suggested this topic as a fact checker on episode 206 I joked about everyone believes it because he said it so many times Is proven wrong when the meteor inbox flooded with messages from listeners in Pennsylvania was constant California, Kentucky and everywhere in between they told me that prior to Steve bringing it up They'd heard this claim from grandad's uncles cousins neighbors hunting answers more In Cigard Cigar's Cigar's old sons 1956 book The singing wilderness is the oldest written source of this claim in the book inspired by Lake Superior's beauty Olson has an entire chapter dedicated to red squirrels I also know that owls like them as well as martins And they can throw the fear of death into larger gray squirrels should they invade through the convenient medium of castration Oh, so that's what you say and this guy's I've literally watched girls for tens of thousands of hours in detailed behavior studies Including a hundred or more mating bouts and some instances there were massive assemblances of dozens of males chasing a single female in estrus For seven to ten hours through all of that.

1:58:56I never witnessed this happen the common folklore is just that folklore So it's not true. Thank God It's all a nuts out them gas. There's no scientific evidence or observation to support this Odell said I've seen many squirrels fight over females and bite each other but not specifically targeting the testicles In theory a squirrel could bite off another testicles, but it isn't Common practice or a common occurrence and certainly doesn't warrant how often people believe they kill sackless male squirrels Okay, so I was spreading misinformation Good thought it was real Because you had me because I mean listening to you Joe.

1:59:34Yeah, well this one I think I probably learned it from Steve When you do that when you do that you a full shit you scared a fuck out of me. Oh, I had one day of the day. That was a real good one Yeah, well good one. You saw one no no no good you a faux podcast. Oh, yeah, you I'd like to change Fox He wrote a documentary about a UFO that crashed in Brazil. Do you believe it? I think I do I believe some of it. I don't know what to believe. I don't believe any of it a hundred percent But I get in the 90s I get in the high 90s Yeah You know, but the problem is Pat is that I want it to be real why because I think it's fun It's fun if it's real it's exciting It's not just what we're being watched the police area the CIA what else the fuck do you want let them be aliens?

2:00:21I think the human race is being watched Yeah, by God or whatever's bigger than all of us Yeah, I don't want to be watched by people with swanken face sunken faces Looking like crackhead and skinny and shit with magical fengals they can go up our asses I don't want I don't want to be floated away and and push down by a little bit of mother fucker with a what a head like this Right, you know if you want to kidnap me be sexy And let's be fuckable I don't know about the abduction stories. I don't know how many of those are real. I don't think that shit is real, Joe I don't know the thing is if it happened to a small number of people And it was by a super advanced intelligence civilization that is so far beyond us that we can't even imagine it How much evidence do you think they would leave behind?

2:01:10Do you know how many time me and has been cheating on women told they wife They was adopted by aliens That's why black women don't bleed as you What you been? Uh, Rubin you been going three weeks. Oh baby. This fucking alien came got me all these fine bitch They floated me out of space. I told him I had you back at the house waiting. Oh, man Well, that's a different kind of story That's why black people don't that's why black women don't believe in aliens that they daddy came home with him kind of story He been gone two weeks He was a duck that how do you think you would feel if you saw one if you saw you?

2:01:46I'm my my motherfucking being I've seen my fuck look like aliens all my life and my family How you doing Tyrone? What's up Jerome What it is a little willy? So you saw you F .O. You just tell no one? Are you a foe? Yeah, it's all real UFO you're driving by yourself. You're on the highway What let me say this and this dead time something's hovering over your car It could be it could be Elon Moose what a new Tesla I just can't say that I said that might be Elon Moose new shit that worked this time I'm not fucking gonna run it says no down until some people just jump out and say get you know Try to beam me up.

2:02:28I mean, that's why that's another reason why I stay on the plus side Could I go have a lot of energy to live me? Have my fucking UFO better be plugged up I don't I don't believe in that boys you don't believe in it all no you think we're alone in the universe No, we got stalls right, but you think there's on other planets there's intelligent life The way the white people have suffered the work I mean been nosy on every planet ain't that not there we're not that nosy on every planet. We barely ever reach Well, whatever we could reach yeah, but we're just we're just starting to be able to reach in our source system Yeah, but no, I don't think they're not there nothing really we're alone in the whole universe Of infinite planets Infinite galaxies.

2:03:16Yeah, you're gonna pull me to that bush you don't I don't believe in no I'm gonna be as people I Won't stick to ugly ass people. I don't think it's no. I don't think it's no rest of shit out there I don't think it's nobody coming to get us No, I don't what do you think these people are seeing when they're seeing like spaceships? They high They they say a new model calls they dreaming because if you put a lot of that shit in your head You go to sleep in your dream about it. Do you have any shit like that that you believe in it's a logical like ghosts? No, you don't believe in ghosts. I believe I do believe the spirit floats around I do believe that I don't know sometime I you know how you see she can happen I do believe the spirit hang around earth for a while Yeah, yeah before they go today if there's a place where they supposed to go so I do believe I ain't ever seen no ghost and my mama says she hug mama came back and call My my granddad where he's best friend.

2:04:14Well, my mama stay high. So I don't know But no, I Believe it that might be a ghost, but I don't believe it no fucking aliens I believe your your loved ones who have left and body can still be here on earth with you How do you not believe in aliens and all the universe? You don't think there's another planet like us out there somewhere. No That's a I think this is it This planet is so fucked up god and got time for two of us So we better not fuck this up then We already fuck it up, but have we really I mean we're here right now everything seems fine Everything's always seen as fine until they to the hit you they'll never take it to the hit you What are you worried about nothing?

2:05:01What are you worried about it hitting like till it hits you? I mean, you know like like the whole big thing was when people was like Oh, COVID -8 real didn't that shit hit us and we like oh, we didn't know what to do You know people had We had never experienced anything like this I mean, you know, the girl have been through a pandemic, but not this generation of people So we we lost our fucking minds. We definitely lost our fucking minds. Yeah, we didn't we didn't even know how to be in the house with each other You know, it's weird. It was just a couple of years ago Yeah, but it seems so long ago Like if the imagine the idea now being locked in your house and all stores being closed that seems ridiculous It do But back then it's like we had all adapted quickly That was what what bothered me we was scared that's what bothered me But bothered me that everybody quickly started listening to the government and all those businesses shut down because of it All those people lost their businesses.

2:05:56They weren't allowed to be open Even if they had COVID and got over it didn't matter Can't have a business open two dangers And they just let the economy crumble. They just let 70 % of all Los Angeles restaurants just went away forever That's a giant number of restaurants small businesses mom and pop stores Couldn't keep it open were just barely getting by as it was Oh Joe, I think a lot of people took that money got the fuck on him. They way out Cuz government gave a lot of money away. Did they have a city away? They gave a lot of money away I knew a lot of people had fake businesses. That's what they locking them up now They gave a and then and it was it was an open it was like they opened up the bank and say take all you want We want you to survive, but we don't like your ass up if you line What is that lawsuit that I see that's going on right now the criminal trial with the dude from the Fuji's What is that?

2:06:47Do you know that story? Yeah, it's a he was an FBI or a snitch. Yeah, but what I think is a double agent what? He's apparently two pox said back in the day. No, he was an FBI or something Two pox said he was FBI back in the day. So was it nobody listening to two pox two pox mother was a black banter Maybe they should have listened they should so he came out he was really a FBI agent, right? That's crazy Was he really a FBI? Who's your rapper Fuji rapper prostestifies he met and shared information with the FBI voluntarily. Oh, who? So Jeff sessions testimony was not exciting the defense basically said had him describe an official legal process for considering extra -diting Guao at China's request the apparent idea was to suggest that there was nothing so bad in pros and company Trying to have Guao sent back to China process testifying in his own defense told the judge after consulting with my attorneys and the universe I decided that I will testify.

2:07:49Oh, he consulted with the universe I like how people talk like that. He's facing 10 charges including conspiracy Witness tampering and failing to register as an agent of China. Why the fuck is Cha? I mean He's an agent of China the black dude. Yes, that guy was a billionaire. He was talking about oh Okay, well on the stand procedressed his alleged efforts to get the US to extradite Chinese billionaire Guao when When we in Edition he denied acting as an agent for China I took it upon myself to report because I thought the FBI should know he testified before his trial started the 50 -year -old artist told Rolling Stone What benefit would I get trying to break laws?

2:08:29It's not worth it to me I'm like a pariah now. I've got friends who won't talk to me because they think there's a satellite in orbit listening to them To be clear prost never testified in the stand that he was an FBI informant His approach to the FBI to discuss Guao when when we and three Americans held in China was completely voluntary If convicted pro serves 22 years in prison. What what do they think he did? That's what I understand. What are they can what are they accusing him of Okay, it says they alleged the veteran Watt Rimer was the middleman for alleged crimes including a secret lobbying campaign to help Malaysian billionaire Joe Lau Put pressure on American justice officials while White House officials And White House officials when his fraud scheme unraveled and to help the Chinese government secure the return of a dissident who's living inside the US I don't know when I'm this shit.

2:09:28I'm not exactly sure what he did I still don't know what he did. I know everybody's like he's FBI. He's just so everybody got a side job But it seems like then he didn't he wasn't even informed like he went to the FBI because he felt like they should know that Which is like Jesus you're opening the shit that goes on and see why my my business see what I say if his aliens out there Hey, if they out there all I say when you come in our country pay your taxes I don't think that shit Well, I mean I don't want to pay shit if I Looked at if what I think about aliens. I think they're monitoring us because we're highly sophisticated society that might blow itself up I think that's why they're here Joe Ain't no fucking aliens here.

2:10:13You don't think so. Here's a different explanation and okay bringing the two -pock thing I just brought out two -pock lyrics fuel fueling a conspiracy theory after Fuji's member prox admits he was an FBI informant The hip -hop world was shocked when pros how do you say his last name? Mitchell One of the founding members of the legendary group the Fuji's admitted he was an FBI informant during his federal conspiracy trial in Washington DC Proz is accused of conspiring to make illegal campaign contributions using foreign funds from a Malaysian fugitive Jiao Loh who has wanted also wanted for his role in a massive corruption scandal involving billions of dollars So he got tied up with the wrong people Yeah, and then the system we're on here like to Acryptic line from a song in 96 is something about the Fuji's we're trying to do it.

2:11:02Oh Speculating that two -pock was aware of process involvement with the FBI and that he was expecting him Exposing him as a snitch. It's like the internet runs wild. Oh, yeah, so that's like open to interpretation Not a bad side gig. If you come with healthcare Side gig working for the FBI They're going with healthcare. They seem to all go to jail anyway Pretty much yeah, the those FBI informants it seems like a lot of those guys wind up going to jail anyway that uh What is it when they protect you for the rest of your life? Oh witness protection? Yeah, yeah, that's real fun Yeah, you know living the middle of nowhere With a fake name Just stay in home.

2:11:43Just let me get kill. I just got to go to one more club Better explanation maybe Currently facing up to 22 years in prison for conspire conspiracy witness tampering in the failing to register as an agent of China Michelle was first accused. I hope I'm not saying his name wrong It's first accused of federal crimes December of 2018 Although he would eventually plead not guilty in May of 2019 Michelle was allegedly involved in helping Malaysian business mobile. That's what we're doing In bezel over 4 .5 billion from the Malaysian government and use it to fund Barack Obama's 2012 reelection campaign.

2:12:19What? So he took he stole money and then when it gave money like he was a big doll to a long campaign Well, that you know, they do shit like that just to protect themselves from future prosecution That's what like FTX did that cryptocurrency exchange that went under they were the number two donor to the Democratic party They were just donating money like crazy. He's like leave us alone. Where you're frying? We're gonna give you some money Like they're making billions of dollars of these nonsense cryptos. You invest in that shit very little I have some Bitcoin Along with trying asking Trump to dismiss lows previous crime Michelle also reportedly worked on behalf of the Chinese government to try to return a Chinese dissident back from the US by establishing a relationship with Steve Bannon and Trump Wow Hmm Okay, before Michelle the capitol got to do anything.

2:13:08I said decided to testify on April 18th iconic actor Lee Narnor de capitol was called to stand on April 3rd Considering he had a previous relationship with both low and Michele de capitol testified that low Revealed to him his plans to make donations to the Democratic party in 2012 that that hold donating to political party should is so slippery That shit is so slippery. It's like what kind of weird deals you guys making like why are you making weird deer? But one small people like me though. They don't get shit, but it's still cool. Get a sticker That's all I ever got when I voted when I donated to the Democratic party They're peddling influence Well, first one we said said he didn't say he was an informant but this everything else is said the opposite Well, informant means he had a conversation with them and he gave them information he informed them right You could technically say he's an FBI informant if we went to them with information if it's voluntary Yes admitting that he was an informant for the FBI and Michele elaborated that he gave up information about US hostages in China While at the same time being a liaison for China who was working to get a Chinese criminal billionaire Extradited back from the US if this sounds like a big ugly mess.

2:14:21It's because it is Yeah, he it seems like he just got caught up in some shit where he's probably trying to make some money And they thought it would be clean and we're gonna donate money to the Democratic party and oh it's great working all these people Hey, Leonardo's working with them. Oh must be fine And that's that's one of the ways they get people involved in these like very shady deals as they do it with other famous people Like hey, he's in there you should be in there. Oh, okay Let the hang out with Leo the next thing you know you're involved in some weird thing that's got you you know Testifying in front of Congress one thing you can guarantee so rolling.

2:14:57I'm never coming to alien party with you I love you, but you can have this shit on your own done enough the aliens come you're the first person I'll come to tell like we're going Atlanta if they grab me and I'm like we're real who we gonna tell my Found guilty on all 10 counts In the nation of from Good news convicted guilty on 10 counts related to what prosecutors called a Clandestine foreign intelligence campaign scheme funded by a wealthy Malaysian financier to pedal influence in the United States See that's what I'm talking about. They're a pedaling influence the week -long trial saw witnesses like Leonardo Capriot former attorney general Jeff Sessions take the stand and testify under oath Wow Oh So that Malaysian guy still at large and he was charged as a co -defendant in Michele's case and played a major role in witness testimony and evidence presented to the jury according to the justice department Lao I don't know how you say it lower Lao allegedly misappropriate over 500 million from the sovereign wealth fund Malaysian one Malaysian development Burhad With wire transfers to shell companies.

2:16:11He and others used or owned Okay So he's fucked man if they if they made him he's going to jail Oh 22 years what is he 50 fuck He might not make it off that type of phone. I think how many of those are going on where people aren't getting arrested though Like how much of that influenced pedaling shit is just It's been going on for the start forever. This ain't nothing new. I just don't I'm still confused as a how he's in trouble Me too like what did he he connected people that were trying to get a billionaire released to became friends with Trump to try to get a guy released No, Obama. Well, he wasn't know.

2:16:55He was just giving the money to right, but he's he tried to establish relationship with Steve And Trump and Jeff says yeah, yeah How weird not weird. It's just what goes on when I'll go But he's from the Fuji's like bro aren't you busy Well, he should have turned it she didn't tell someone to get a picture with Obama Lao paid Michele 20 million in 2012 in order to get a picture of himself with Obama and prosecutors The Lev that alleged that Michelle funneled over 800 ,000 of that money to Obama's campaign Through a number of straw donors Whoa So he made a deal where this guy gave him 20's I'll get you a picture with Obama You got to give me 20 million and he said to Obama listen.

2:17:40I'll give you 800 ,000 He just said that old Obama. He just said it. He just started. He just made up all these accounts and in money Yeah, but I mean they must have had something he funneled that money through a number of straw donors That seems to me like that's how they would do it Well somebody donate that type of money you want to know who it is It's not like me who give you 20 dollars and say no to the next 20 dollars But they did it through these like hidden. Yeah, they get over 100 million it says so he knew what he was doing Whoa according to prosecutors low directed over 100 million to Michele to help push the government including Trump to drop its investigation into low Prosecutors also say that Michele advocated for the extradition of Chinese dissident Gua when do we On behalf of the Chinese government Oh Can you imagine the Fuji They had a song in years, but they looking at him like how is he living like that?

2:18:40Right press to the group like What the fuck is he over there doing we had a hit apple says 93 I know right early 2000 I see living like that all this time and he got a friend named low who's sending him million through why he ain't telling nobody He pulling in up in new calls and you like I know everybody else in the group like nigga. What's up? Yeah, what's it you doing? But he tell nobody thank God he didn't work on an international policy Yeah, I'm running for Congress influence paddling. Mm -hmm. No, he didn't say out. He said uh I got a donor What a dirty business politics is the fact that they like no one's mad at Obama for that No one's no one's mad at anybody's getting the Democratic party getting all that money.

2:19:26They don't have to give it back All the money they got funneled from them. Imagine they got funneled to another person that person being trouble It would be right, but you get funneled to the Democratic party like hey, we're having the good guys The Republican do the same thing everybody does everybody the idea that there's two teams fighting against each other for sure For temporary control while they all share resources if you like look at the number of congress people that are inside or trading It's everyone. It's across the board. It's red and blue. It's like Republican Democrat bow. You see they're all in there They're all in cahoots they're all pretending they're all pretending they're working for us.

2:20:03They hate each other They play like they hate each other But yeah, you you sneak up on one of their house and there's mr. McConaughey at uh, what's a girl named who just left Last nancy pommels the house Telling that we'll make off a apple I'm sorry you heard me get his ass will they was supposed to go there far Did you watch that video? I did not watch that video That at first I was like what is going on house is person in the house like what's going and then you watched the video Oh, that's a legit crazy person with a hammer that was in this dude's house Need to try to calm the guy down and everything was calm till the cops came and the cops go give me the hammer goes Nope, and they just cracks the old dude in the head with a hammer Knocks him out cold the guy snoring on the ground the cops like oh shit And they tackled the guy and get the hammer from him He hit him in the fucking head with a hammer and that dude's 80 years old Yeah, I didn't watch the video.

2:20:59I didn't even know it was a fucking video. Yeah, you want to watch it? I'll show it to you once it You ain't shit You actually want me see me you want to show me your 80 -year old man get this fucking correct open I only watch the five or six times. I'm quite you Tell the truth fifth in 60 times well because there was a lot of people that had there was a baseless conspiracy theory that he was having a Relationship with this man. That's why the man was in the house But there's video that shows this man broke into his house This video of the man using the hammer to break the back door. So he breaks.

2:21:35He's he's hitting the hammer Why wasn't he calling the police? Yeah exactly. How does this guy not have better security? I mean, how does it first of all? How does he not have a gun? How does he not have better security? How does he not hear this guy smashed this fucking door open look he climbs right through after he smashes the window So he's in the house and so he's standing like give me the volume What's going on man Is See he's holding the hammer wise talking to me. Drop the hammer Um, nope. Hey, hey, hey, what is going on right now? I'm not getting an answer from Oh, yeah, oh shit Yo Rough right?

2:22:21Oh my god, I've never seen this video You hear him snoring. Oh my god. Yeah That's what it's sound if you heard someone get knocked out Not like that. That's what it sounds like when people get knocked out they start snoring That's a good sleep Oh Not in his case I bet he has a fucking nightmares No, hey, the way you hit him with that hammer that was no space for dreams That's why he was snoring like that went right to the the darkest realms of your is he okay? I don't know I don't know. I don't know how he could be when you're that old and you get knocked out that bad that that that could potentially have Consequences that last you first along as you're alive for the rest of your life who called a police he did Yeah, he called the police to say this guy's in his house And by the time the police got there him and the guy were like he's holding on to the hammer while the guy had the hammer as well But he's also got a drink in his hand Because having a conversation with this guy.

2:23:35So why is why did the guy say he broke in the house because you know It's a crazy person just a crazy person That's like that man who went over to that piece of shop to say um hiller was hiller a cladin was P2 gate. Yeah They had children locked up in the basement Yeah, and we're winning and fucked around in that piece of shop Did he fire off around? Yeah, he fired off around and wanted the kids out of basement. Yeah, there's no basement No, no kids. No basement. Nobody makes kids pieces. Yeah, what fuck was around with these people That's what happened when you listen to all this bullshit They get online and they get in these conspiracy forms and they get they really believe because it's exciting to believe in shit Just like it's exciting to believe in aliens It's exciting to believe that the governments run by lizard people and pedophiles and the sacrifice and children drinking blood Basement of a pizza place they say stars drink blood.

2:24:26So they look younger see meanwhile the dolly lamas out there Again people suck his tongue and no one's going to visit him You know, it's weird like what what people decide like you're seeing something right in front of your face And there's barely a blip of outrage and then it goes away. Oh, they know not the folk in the monks I guess they would get there. They would get they as be in bad foot style. You think so? They don't want no shoes right? Yeah, they wear like these little tiny shoes sometimes But Jordan's time they bad for wrong foot slippers. Yeah, but they take them shoes off and whoop them white people ask them right now And I tell my wife he suck a tongue Oh miss Pat I miss you.

2:25:06I miss you too, Joe I Can have some fun tonight too. I can't wait to show you the club. You're gonna love it. I can't wait to come I've been here nothing They're gonna love you too. They're real comedy fans. They're the best. I know you know, I get a lot of your fans come out to the show I can tell them they all fit in most of these And they're ball here. I'll be like you hear from Joe Rogan at you. Yeah, I can tell Bert fan. They all fan in hand All Tom's a girl people they come they on the diet now. I'm looking all good He looks so good. He looks so fucking good. I'm so proud of him. Turn back the hands of time, ain't you?

2:25:48What I met Tom was like this struggling comedian who lived in a terrible neighborhood Like lived in this real shitty apartment and then that no money and to see him now Handsome fit Tom ball and out of control. It's amazing. It's so beautiful to see He comes by the club all the time. He lives here now. I know he do I know if you visited them. Have you done their show over here? No, I haven't I have them. They got a great studio I know they had a nice one when they was in LA when they bought that big old beautiful house Because when I first met him, you know, I think they Did they have a baby? I don't even know if she had a baby yet But they was in a little basement.

2:26:25She was pregnant. It was in a little basement apartment And it's him now. I was like, ooh, give me hope. Yeah, they love it out here too They love it out here. I bet you they do you can get so much more for your money And there's no state taxes and people are friendly. There's so many pluses the people friendly or things big Yeah, big for me not fake. No, so they're just genuinely friendly people And they're not Hollywood. There's nothing. There's no influence of Hollywood out here It's like all just touches folks just good old Texas folk like to eat. I love it music Nice people. I've never been in a place.

2:26:59I like more really. Yep. That's how I feel about my home in Atlanta That's beautiful. We you know, we speak, you know, we have all issues, but it's fine Yeah, you're perfect for Atlanta and you prefer for a radio show in Atlanta. They just gotta let you swear Come on XM Joe wrong side need an XM show. Yeah XM come on get it together. You do The let's let's put in the universe since you got stalls and you're fucking ceiling I was a GTV show first. That's what I really want to do. Yeah, you really want to do Home and show I think that would be a great show We're hey with real language feeling stop lying telling people because you 50 ,000 dollars a knock down a wall Look, we're gonna knock down this fucking wall with a hammer in a nail.

2:27:40Let's get the work you tag down I help you put it back. Listen, I think that'd be a big show. It would be great It's a perfect vehicle for you to because you actually love that stuff. Yes, I do Fucking general contractor. I am I am and I get my house is up Showed you on my house before we go. Can you go to my Instagram? It's called the miss pet project nice You can see it and I'm proud because my husband thought I was a fucking food when I hired an architect He's like pet hard general country. I said no. I'm gonna say I don't want to get him 20 % of my money. I hear you Yeah, if you could do it and you did it it was hard because I had no idea what the fucking elevation certificate was I had no idea you had to get dirt samples before you can build on the land And I was like what are you testing for so the guy come over and stick this thing down in the ground pull out dirt You good I paid you 500 dollars for that shit here we go That's the dog house.

2:28:38That's the doghouse That's insane those dogs are living large look at that doghouse. That's the best doghouse I've ever seen That's incredible Look how peaceful your yard looks That's the doghouse is fucking radical That's some shit. It's got four kilnons. It says a wash machine And it has um I can't wait to show you what we did on inside or what I did on inside miss pet Talking those dogs get big and you're gonna be like Joe Rogan you warned me. Oh Joe. I'm getting them training Somebody has to be on them all the time. It's like you got three alphas living with you. Yeah, they want to run shit And that's what they're teaching us.

2:29:28That's what they're teaching. Yeah, they want to run shit You got to like impose discipline on that like I have a golden retriever. Mm -hmm You don't have to do nothing to that dog like that dog just wants to be a friend Like he's not you don't have to ever worry about him being aggressive He's a sweetheart to everybody Anyone who comes comes over the house if you came over the house He was like he's knowing you his whole life and he hasn't seen you in a year It's wagging his tail circling you he's so happy. I don't have to worry about him. I love this dog But I thought that's what I love about him because I've had dogs in the past.

2:29:58I got I had a bunch of pit bulls Had a massive I've had some the pit bulls were the most sketchy Because there there was certain things like you had you couldn't you couldn't fuck with them You couldn't like In any way test them or you could like if someone came over the house They had to like they had to like walk up to that person make sure they're cool that check you out sniff you like okay You're cool, but like there's like if they're not just instantly accepting you You know, whereas like my dog just accepts everybody. He's not a guard dog at all But those carnivoresos they're gonna test people Especially if they don't get exercise Well, we we do we they're in training now That's why I built the doghouse so they want to be my fucking house each killing is divided Yeah, and it be a running a yacht So I have somebody to come over and give them a bath and stuff like that.

2:30:47You know you can set up for them Set up like an obstacle course for them dogs love shit like that things that they can climb on and do things to okay Those are like thinking working dogs Like they need activities. I was thinking my putting them a little playground back That the doghouse you just saw I'm getting that's gonna be gated into and so is the kennel nice So they're not just gonna be able to run free. Yeah, well let them run free sometime. I mean it got all the yard there It's like they're not gonna come in my fucking house Uh, no, we got a lot of shit back there by the legs snakes and wild coyotes and wild turkeys and guarantee they're gonna start killing shit Oh as soon as they can get bigger.

2:31:29Did you got how many acres you have seven? That's a little hot of room to kill things Well, long as I'm bringing that shit back to the house. I thought I just killed a turtle Really Came in the house to blood all over his face We thought something happened to him and we went outside and he had to take a turtle apart Torre -torre the - I mean he's a fucking golden retriever sweetest dog in the world Torre turtle apart opened it up Oh god in it just fucking got cuts all over his face. He's clawing at the turtles trying to fight for its life Well, hopefully, you know, we the trainer we had is gonna help us keep them in control I don't fuck with them because one of them is crazy Zeus is crazy and they like to jump up on you and they stay fucking They like to play with you, but they so fucking heavy.

2:32:12Yeah, I'm like get the fuck off of me And they love my husband. They just rattle around him like he's a king. Yeah, but me Then they look at me like who are you? I'm like, oh excuse me. I just bought you dog food, bitch Listen, you gotta get them to listen to you. They do cuz they're in training They do they but they one of them sleep on his back. Come and he why? On his back. That's the weirdest shit I ever seen just nuts that dick hanging out I'm like, I got kids dude. You sleeping with your dick outside shell My dog does that the moment he sees people really But one of them sleep on his back and they don't like being in the cages because they get so big But we'll be we'll be moving the house soon That's nice.

2:32:56What do you think you'd be done with all that? About August I'm the installation is going up it went up today, so that's exciting How long was the project from beginning to end? I started it's almost it's I'm low over a year This is the first time you've ever done something like this. This big I've remodeled my homes But you know built something from the garden. I never told a house down I didn't know anything about the elevations the typical like I told you all the stuff that the county went through Took me through I remember right after the pandemic I did the first floor and the guy charged me $20 ,000 more and I said fuck you I know and I'm getting ripped off and I said I stopped the project and I remember just saying Lord I need you to send me somebody Just can tell me how to fucking body's flow because this is not what I budget for and I called the lady By some doors a little white girl name is Elliot Burnett and Barnett and chievers is a salamayah in And well, I live at I buy pastry city and I called his llama y 'all and I'm talking to this later I give him my email address and my husband sent my husband up there my husband FaceTime me she started trembling I'm like what the fuck is wrong with her and so my husband I think she knew you I said I'm too far out for somebody to know who I am and she fucking hurt me I think on your podcast and she bought my book and she knew who exactly who I was and she jumped ready and Joe and helped me with my project.

2:34:19Oh, that's beautiful. Yeah, so we're like best friend. We're going to I take it anybody we're going I'm I'm like come gonna be on say concert with me. Yeah, yeah That's beautiful. Barnett and chievers. That's the name of her daddy Lomba y 'all and she's just she's like I can get you this flow for way cheap. Oh she helped me with the Lomba she just I learned so much from this young girl because I daddy on the Lomba y 'all but she She per she protected me because I knew I was getting ripped off from there And I was like I'm not spending this kind of money for this fucking house. Yeah, and so now I ordered wonders I had ordered wonders from a big Department store, you know, it's only two whole loads of home depot I won't say which one because I love this store and I felt like I'm gonna fucking get my money back They fuck my wonders up.

2:35:05Oh really? Yes, and it was like storm. No, I had ordered them in the person kept ordering them wrong 80 grand I spent and I finally got my money back for them Yeah Well, you know, you're gonna learn things doing a project like that then I oh I gotta take this for we go So my air conditioning man came in and put my air conditions in and ran off with my air condition Why do you still your air conditioning? Still I'm a fucking unit so I but one text message I took it like they told me I could issue the one because he said Give me 40 ,000 dollars and I'll be there with your air conditioning you never showed up with the air conditioning I was able to take him to court the judge gave my air conditions back The man went and put a damn lane on my million dollar house now I gotta go to court now he's doing me What?

2:35:50It's a bullshit So just load a shit like that you learn along the way, you know I've had a few bumps but there was only two bumps so far Well, it's an amazing accomplishment and when you're in that house You're gonna you're gonna really appreciate it. I do appreciate it. It's it's amazing thing when I said is really true Like you're very inspirational when you've done is very amazing You've got an incredible accomplishment and coming from your beginnings to where you are now you should be proud I am and I built a whole house about myself with TikTok That's amazing. Well miss Pat. I love you to death.

2:36:26Is there anything else you want to tell people about you? Got anything coming out. Oh, yeah, I have my first theater tool like I said earlier Your girl that I made it go to misspadcomedy .com to check it out get tickets Hey, I'm coming everywhere and Third season on the misspad show is streaming that on BET plus y 'all And just hey become a crack baby on Facebook Congratulations on everything and we're gonna have fun tonight. We're gonna have fun tonight I'm excited. I'm gonna go put on a new week. I'm coming out to the mother's ship. All right. Bye everybody