#1983 - Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk

31:16Literally set into the mic. I'm the highest I've ever been and then that's when it hit me that I was like the weed Like there was this is not me like I realized something happened and we were on air already I was pulling up rap lyrics and dancing to them It's those those joints that they sprinkle the THC crystals on oh I know exactly what it was. Well, why's it? Okay I After I came down and had them almost call an ambulance on because then I freaked out in the podcast I cried I was like we were looking up the symptoms of fentanyl on the podcast. No Yes, because I was like I could be fentanyl I've never felt like this on weed and then I looked at the bag and there was a little bit of cocaine in the bag That he sold me the weed in so I had smoked crack basically crack A podcast A full podcast trying to be a rapper So you would have been a rapper if you had done crack 100 % yeah, 100 % What a 100 % I think I would also be a rapper if I did crack rhyme shank that was my nickname for a while I was rhyming.

32:23I was like yeah, no one could be around me make sure you're we dealer doesn't also deal coke and reuse the baggies Imagine if there's like certain drugs that make you want to do certain activities It's like you just crack and rap or just like You know if you have like some Yeah Lost kid from the suburbs all the sudden he starts rapping. Oh, yeah, I smoke weed because I'm a comedian I feel like if I were to drink more I would have been like like a mom Someone had gotten pregnant already. There's a lot of funny Comedians that are drugs that's yeah, that's true. Yeah Yeah, I feel like we all smoke weed most of us a lot of it's it's comedy steroids.

33:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's you and like a different state of mind That's like what Brody would say he was like 90 % of comedians smoke weed 90 % and the rest they're not funny Some calls from people that like who used to be like super straight -laced and then when it became legal in California Like 2016 people are like, oh, it's fucking legal. Yeah, yeah Yeah, maybe a gummy will help me go to sleep Yeah, they started asking questions like what's the difference between so Tiva and Indyco They texted at 420 you're like dude Rookie come on man, they're smoking out of apples and shit Is that was that rookie at one point in time too?

33:45We all were yeah, we all were beginning you can't believe people don't know about pot The first start smoking weed you're like I was never way not doing it When you first start when I first started smoking weed is when I started dating this white hippie dude that had red locks from Portland No, this was a different And all we would do is get high and eat pies and I think I gained like 15 pounds Because I was just smoking weed with him and eating pies. You guys know the story of jack harer Oh the the emperor wears no clothes the hemp guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the emperor. Yeah, he's a A famous marijuana activist and researcher and he wrote this book This guy was like a gold water Republican and then met this lady and they were smoking a little marijuana together hanging out and like All of a sudden he gets it and he goes oh my god.

34:40This is good for you like this is Like he has all these revelations about it. Then he goes into the history and he finds because he's a Very smart guy. He says like how did this happen? And he starts delving into the history of you know Harry and slinger and William Randolph Hurst and they conspired to make it look like there was this new drug that was causing all these A Mexican guys Excuse me. I get this. I thought that was a sin patches. I thought that was that that the drugs were doing I wish Um, they were saying that it was causing Mexicans and black men to rape white women How do we writing stories about this and then they came up with the re -fer madness propaganda films and all this calling it marijuana They tried to em it till we ask that's right marijuana was like a slang for Mexican wild tobacco It had nothing to do with that's why sorry to kawoff But that's why I have like one of my black friends told me that black community likes to call it cannabis not marijuana because it's associate marijuana is associated with that negativity Really?

35:43Yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with the word marijuana. I think it's a cute name I'm like marijuana sounds good Yeah, it's my daughter I'm like a smokes a marijuana But I also like cannabis too. It's like the names aren't important. What's important is like That people like this jack harrow guy see if you can pull up that book because it's a very good book Um, where he talks about uh, he actually had this video that they had made in like the world war one or world war two It was hemp for victory and it was Telling farmers to grow marijuana like marijuana like the plant marijuana is also hemp yeah, right?

36:21So with with marijuana is is a psychoactive female version of a very similar plant So now they've kind of engineered hemp so it doesn't have any THC in it Yeah, you can't smoke the hemp But that Hemp is what they were fighting they weren't really fighting marijuana They were fighting hemp because it's a superior textile It makes the best most durable clothes. Yeah, it makes a far superior paper You could use it to build houses with why doesn't everybody use hemp then it should be it should be one It's also why why not to switch over because there's a lot of moving pieces when it comes to things like this There's a lot of moving pieces that are in gear.

37:00They're moving So hemp is now legal in the United States, right? So then the industry has to kind of build up and you have to Manufacturing if you really want to do it if you really want a higher skilled labor to make hemp clothes that you built here in America Now it's possible But at on it we used to have to buy our hemp from Canada because you couldn't grow it in the United States Even though it was legal because it wasn't psychoactive so we had hemp protein powder And we used to have to get it grown in Canada. That's crazy. We couldn't even hire an American farmer to grow it Yeah, I know that hemp is also like the clothes are anti.

37:32It's like anti bacterial I don't know any of this yeah, they make hemp geese. Yeah, yeah, I mean I have a hemp key Yeah, Dotsura does it does it smell like it's they're just real durable like real fucking durable Like the only thing that's gonna break is the threads and they just restitch it like that cloth is not ripping It's it's really fucking strong. Yeah hemp is a weird thing like my friend Todd McCormick had a stock of hemp on his desk He's like pick this up What the fuck man it weighs nothing it was hard it was hard like oak but it weighed nothing We need nothing it was like balsa wood I feel like we need to get up on her see being it's like a fat hemp stock Like that so that's the stuff that they turn into clothing so they strip it away and it's like It's a very difficult process and for the longest time they they were doing it with slave labor And then when the cotton gin came along the cotton gin made it easier to process cotton And so it wasn't until the decordicator was invented and decordicator was a new method to effectively process hemp fiber with a machine So they had this machine is gonna strip it down because otherwise they were using like people were pounding on it Wow, so this and was invented and then all the reframad and a shit came out because there was a thing Oh, so then they have popular science magazines if that hemp the new billion dollar crops See if you can find that then they had the two and they just chose the cotton because there was no Because they're behind there it wasn't just there was no no it was the people that it was William Randolph Hurst was one of them so William Randolph Hurst owned Hurst publications look Billion dollar crop it was on the cover of the magazine See if you can find the cover because it's kind of hilarious To see that that they have this this story about this new billion dollar crop hemp I mean, it's really wild shit Yeah, that's wild Well, so now can can anyone maybe I'm wrong maybe it wasn't on the cover But that's the story right there hemp the billion dollar crop God I swear it was on the cover But I have a fucked up memory sometimes hemp fiber being delivered from machines ready for bailing piles of pulverite herds Beside machine is 77 % cellulose so they strip it down with that machine and they so they Immediately were like okay now we're gonna have you know this stuff that's lighter.

40:00It's better. It's stronger It's really like a fucking alien plant. It's real weird Is it when you pick it up it feels weird You ever been in a grow room? Yes, how weird do those feel so weird weird. Why do they feel weird? Like there's something else in there with you. Yeah, yeah, you know, I like how it's in there with you Yeah, well, can I tell you hello camp? I have a lot of plants and I feel like that about my plants in general She calls one of them her dog. I have I have this huge monster a plant and I swear to god It just feels alive and it creeps me out sometimes. Yeah I'm not a big fan of houseplants.

40:35You're not? No, because I think it's like little prisoners I think I think they're supposed to be outside this little trapped ecosystem relying on you to play classical music for them I think they want to be out for my plants. I think they don't even get classical music Freedom. I'm not a fan of Of corralling up wild things Don't make me feel bad and that I have prisoner plants I look those babies in the eye every day Well, the thing is now I feel like they hate me. They're so happy. They look so good. They grow so fast Yeah, but because you're feeding them. I have big windows Look at if they like it.

41:11Maybe they love it. Maybe they're like a house cat. They're fucking love it Yeah, and I heard that they have eyes. Did you hear that? Plans have eyes now. They can see you that's too far They they had receptors. They found out that I saw that. I don't know tiktok probably the thing is about Plants is that they're communicating with each other through the ground. That's what's fascinating That's so cool. Yeah, they're just starting to figure this stuff out They like this they just I don't know when they realized this But this is like the mycologists have figured it out and all these scientists are realizing that these they're allocating resources The different plants or they're sharing resources.

41:43They're communicating in some way It's very weird also There is like spots that people take pictures of that meditate in the grass and that grass grows flowers around it The spots that they meditate We're like angels. I love that They communicate with you if you lay on them. They do they definitely do Well, that's why people say when you take mushrooms go to nature. Yeah, you take mushrooms go to nature It's like oh my god. These things are alive You know like you don't think of them as you're we're so first of all it's so hard to stay alive Up until about what 200 years ago 100 years ago. Oh, yeah, it's almost impossible.

42:17Yeah, everybody's getting murdered It's just like left and right It's just slaughter fest people are some horrible to each other. Yeah, right? So you got to like concentrate on what you can fucking I just got to keep moving and show what can I eat? How can I stay alive? How can I keep moving? How can I protect my kids? So it kind of makes sense that you'll tune out right the nature part because like yeah I can't be fucked with with all this beautiful love shit. I'm trying to stay alive trying to get eat not to get eat by cats Right I'm out here trying to protect a baby with a sharp stick. Yeah Yeah, now we can chill now we can chill now we can chill now we can chill.

42:50Yeah, one of those things I did during the pandemic was move to A very beautiful outdoorsy neighborhood and it really changed everything for me in terms of life Yeah, my mental health completely just changed for the better. Yeah, spending so much time outside and meditating outside and just being in nature. They call it forest bathing Oh, yeah, I like them to sound about that right. That's what they call it right Forest bathing my friend uh my friend Alex just had a baby and she keeps going like I keep Imagining just like women that used to have babies without all the information and they'd just be sitting in a cave breastfeeding and like They don't know what the fuck just happened to them like this crazy shit.

43:34They just went through And she's like having she's like it gives me anxiety because I'm so comfortable But also about how tough it used to be but also A long time ago women would birth together and they would help each other like there'd be doulas and midways And so it wasn't really like it was more communal but I think still not having answers not having Google The secret to mindful travel a walk in the woods visit these five destinations to practice the Japanese art of forest bathing Ah, it is real. Thank you confirmed confirmed Yeah Yeah, it's just walking through makes you feel good it changes your life makes you healthier Reason your vibration.

44:17I think there's something real to That when we're in an environment whether it's an environment of people You know or an environment of plants. Yeah, you're getting some sort of Weird information that's not as simple as what you see and what you hear You think you get it for people like you know people that you like like you talk to them you like that guy's cool Yeah, I like talking that guy. Yeah, and there's other people you like And you know and it's like not clear for Because you ever see someone that other people like and you're like wait You're like wait a minute what's happening here? Yeah, that's the story of my whole career Haah Ha -ala Yeah, I've got no explanations for it either.

45:10It's just crazy and you know the instincts especially like you see things that are unexplainable like being a woman too like you ever know That a guy is cheating on you and you're right And nothing told you just a feeling What is that? What is that? I think there's things that people give off besides words. There's information that people give off. Besides, there's like, you can tell if someone's being deceptive, you can tell if someone's secretly mad at you. You know that weird feeling? Like, I don't think this person likes me. But I think it's weird no reason at all that I can discern of. Yes.

45:43You know, you get that feeling sometimes? I think that's a real feeling. I think there's something there that's nonverbal, some fucking thing that they're giving off and you're picking up on it. And then you trick yourself into thinking it was just you being like, you're like, I might be in a mood and maybe brush it off. You could do that. Then they kill you and you're like, damn it. You could try it again. I trust my god. Some of them are having a rough day. I trust my god. You should trust your god. But you could run into someone that just got in the car accident. That's the way when things happen like that, people get ramped up.

46:14No, no, people get ramped up. It's like, that's why road rage exists because everyone's ramped up, right? You're on the car, you have to think fast because you're going fast. And then someone's cutting you like, you're not a fucker. Because you're already ramped up. Yeah. So sometimes you could run into someone and like some guy just fucking T -bone them, ran a red light and screamed at him. And there's a lot of shit going on. Cops didn't help. And then you meet that person and they could be too ramped up. And you're like, I think that I fucking hates me. Like, that guy hates everyone right now.

46:40He's like, just pissed. Oh yeah. I almost died in a car accident and I got it. I got into the most frustrating road rage recently. I did. And it was just like fucking annoying. It was like, I do notice that a lot. I'm not shitting on LA. I'm just saying that I notice in LA the driver. It's like you're shitting on LA. The traffic is LA. I'd be like, what the? I'll say it right now. The traffic is bad because it has the worst drivers in the country. LA has the worst drivers in the country because they try to follow the rules too much and they're causing traffic jams. No one uses a right lane. They're all scared to merge.

47:17I'm telling you, there's a trick. I shouldn't even say it. But if you are in LA, you can cut the Google Maps time. By four or five minutes just by driving in the right lane. Everyone's terrified because they don't want to be rude and merging a mile up the road. It's nuts. Anyways. Boy, you're real specific. No, she is. She's got a specific beef with LA drivers. It's so specific. Don't get her fucking started. What do I call them? White night cucks. If you think LA sucks, New York is like, hold my beer bitch. No. Because I was just in New York. And they're mad people. They just fucking cut in front of everybody.

47:52They drive by crazy. I'll take the LA to LA morons over the New York psychos. See, I think the LA morons are also like looking at themselves. A little bit of that. A little bit of, does my island look good? No, they're pretending. There's a camera on them. Yeah. They're trying to do too much activeism too. They're both gone in. They stuck. They asked you. Oh, this is glasses on. I went down a rabbit hole yesterday. Looking for Jim Morrison's GT500. Ooh. Apparently, there's a lost car out there. No one knows where it is. No one knows how it went away. Jim Morrison had one of the only, there was only a certain number of Shelby GT500s that were made during this year.

48:34I think it was 1967. And this car, he filmed this video of him. They made like a movie with it. So they did some filming with it on the highway. There's like photographs of it and there's footage from it. And he had this car and then no one knows where it went. And you want it? Fuck yeah. But I'm not just me. See, the problem with me is, I'm the wrong guy for that because I think old cars are stupid. I like to take old cars and turn them into cars that drive like new cars. It's like, you want brakes, guys. Like, you want real brakes. You don't, like that nostalgia of bad brakes, you can kiss my ass with that.

49:13I like, like, there's a company called Roaster Shop that did a 1969 Camaro for me. They take old cars and they give it like a real suspension, independent suspension, full fucking giant six -piston brakes, handles, drives normal starts when you wanted to, boom, boom, boom, that's stupid. So I wouldn't really want it other than to say I had it. Yeah. You need to get it. You got to get Jim Morrison's car, Joe. He's probably something like. You should send out a hunt for it. Send out a hunt. You should make it a whole thing. Like if you find Jim Morrison's car, you get this prize. Don't. I think it would be like, if a comic wanted to get Sam Kenison's car and a musician bought it instead.

49:55Do you like bitch? Give it to us. Yeah. So Jim Morrison's car, I feel like a musician has to take that. I feel like, you know, you should drive Jim Morrison's car? Gary Clark, Jr. I don't know who that is. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. Do I? Do I? Do I? Do I? I don't know. Austin resident, one of the greatest guitarists of all time. Oh, he lives in Austin? Oh, shit. We got to get him Jim Morrison's car. He's the fucking man. If there's a cover of one of his albums where he was standing in front of this vintage Cadillac, this fucking cool Cadillac, I was like, dude, please tell me that was your car. I want him to know Gary Clark Jr.

50:38I want him to know that my DMs are open. He's quite married. Oh. Lovely lady. I guess it's Zuckerberg then. Yeah. Back to his neck. Not him hearing that. Now he knows he's the second choice. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

51:16What's up What drabed is this ask division?

51:20No, he won't. No, he won to court anyone. That's where he says, yeah, the is where he says the But he has questions like, see I don't Abu ABAT Rahman in this one, and it happened many times, and he steps back on the parking lot. that he crashed it and left it there and it got towed. That I believe Whitney did that. So that he parked it at Avril Lavigne's house. I think her car's still there. That sounds like a Whitney move. I think I'm Mike Tyson move. He crashed one of his Bentley's gate to the cop. You have to have the thought of that. The cop was like, okay. He got out of fucking Bentley for like two days.

52:01And then they gave it back. The police force made him give it back. The Mike Tyson interview. I'm telling the woman journalist to stop speaking out of, dude, that shit. That's kind of funny. I'm sorry. Unless that four -and -a -kate was out. And then she was just so glad. She was like, okay. She didn't make another sound. Yeah. When I saw him, no. But when I saw him at the comedy store, it was one of the only times I've been really star -struck. Yeah, I saw him many times. So I was like, he was very nice. He talked to me and didn't try to four -and -a -kate with me. That was a nice thing. He's the nicest guy ever.

52:29Yeah, he was very nice. He's very, very nice. Believe it or not, you know. And he's a very kind person. It is a very funny thing to say. Well, back in the day, he was a different person. And that's the thing that he was most afraid of about even working out. He said it. He said it was one of Rekindle's ego. And that's what he said when he fought Roy Jones. It was a crazy quote. So like the gods of war have rekindled my ego. The gods of war have rekindled my ego. I understand that, though. Yeah. You know what that guy must have been like from when he won the world title at 20 years old to when Buster Douglas beat him.

53:03It was just a series of executions. It was one of the craziest things that anybody'd ever seen in boxing. Everybody was so terrified by the time they got in the ring with them. They were losing before they got anywhere close of the ring. They were terrified of this fucking guy. He was like, nobody we'd ever seen in the heavyweight division. So you have to be extreme in every possible part of your life to be riding those RPM. Yeah. Of all the men, super athletes, that are great at punching people in the face. You excel beyond and above all of them. It's insane. Imagine how sick you are as his opponent.

53:41Oh my God. Like right before the fight, like the feeling that you feel, it's like you're that nausea. You're trying to, you're trying to be confident, but you know, oh, it's sick. He's watching the videos. He wants the Marvis Frazier fight. Yeah. The Marvis Frazier fight was one of the most terrifying boxing fights I ever saw in my life, because it was Marvis Frazier, who was the son of the great Joe Frazier, former World Heavyweight Champion. And Marvis Frazier was his son and his son was fighting Mike Tyson. It is prime. And it was on ABC wide world of sports, I think. What year was that? Oh, this had to be like 86 or something like that.

54:1987? What year was that, young Jamie? So it had to be somewhere in the 80s. Tyson Frazier, July 26, 1986. 1986. You want to say it? It's horrific. Let's play it, because it's one of the most, I feel like I've seen highlights, but he probably has a bunch of fights out there. Yeah, but this is the one that you should see, because this was a huge fight, because he was the number two ranked heavyweight contender, and he was the man. He was on the cover of a sports illustrator. I actually have it framed in my office. Sports Illustrated Senate to me. It was Mike Tyson. It said, it said kid dynamite. And at the time, he was 19 years old.

54:58Oh my God. Look how young Jim Lamplie looks. Oh my God. Oh my God. So let's scoot ahead to the actual fight itself. The fight itself was, this is like highlights of other fights that Mike's had. So they're basically like setting up the whole Mike Tyson story that he's the most terrifying contender that we've seen since, you know, Joe Frazier. And Joe Frazier, like kind of dismissed him in some sort of way. There's some sort of a verbal back and forth with him and Joe Frazier. And so this is Joe Sun Marvis. Oh shit. Who is fighting Mike Tyson. He is. Oh my God. Mike Tyson and his prime minister.

55:34And look at Haw. Yeah. He was 20 years old. So this is before he fought for the title. You got to watch how terrifying this is. Holy shit.

55:49He's a machine. Just right away, Bob and we even jab big shot big shots. Marvis must move. We're going to be out here very, very quickly. Huh. Huh. No. No. Dude. Dude. He's one of the most terrifying knockouts ever. Ever. And that was when Mike Tyson became undeniable. Everybody's like, oh my God. That's the man. And that's the man. That man's father watched that. Yeah. Look at that. He did it. So swiftly. He's out. I mean his punches are so accurate, so fast and so powerful. I mean, look at that. He's catching him on the way down. They would. He's out cold and he hit him twice on the way down while he was out cold.

56:35Yeah. That's how fast he's hitting him. That's insane. There was no way like him. There was no way like him. No. I put that version of Mike Tyson. I would like to see that version against any heavyweight that ever lived. There was like a period of time where you're like, Jesus, who's going to beat that guy? No, thank you. I would love to see it. I got punched in the face at Skinkfest and that was an exciting. I hated that. That was, I did a fight and they, this girl came in. No, that was horrible. I was on the sideline like, okay, I hope mommy's going to make it. She, she comes in. Louis, Louis is like, you want to fight?

57:08And I'm like, not really. I mean, overall is like, off a tab of acid. For two days straight, like no sleep. And I had a concussion three weeks ago. And then he's like, you want to fight? I got to, doing Muay Thai. Oh, no. Just the first time holding pads with this huge guy. Oh, no. And I didn't know I got a concussion. And then a few days later we were sparring and someone hit me in the back of the head by accident. And then when I was driving home, I lost my vision. And then when I went to the hospital, like I said, I had post -concussive syndrome. Wow. So then I had concussion. You were holding pads for a big guy?

57:43Yeah. And it's just a jolt of it. Yeah. Maybe you can cushion? Whoa. Mm -hmm. The pads hitting the pad to my head. And I could feel it because I'd get my grains after. Why are you holding the pads for a big man? I don't know. That is a good question. I should know. I should know. Yeah, wouldn't you hold the pads for me? No. I would be like, don't do that. You could hold the pads for me though, bitch. You could if you were just, if the guy was just touching them. Yeah, no, he was hitting them hard. Yeah, that's not, you can't really do that. Yeah. Somebody needs to tell him. I know. He needs like a strong person.

58:16Yeah. Like very strong person. Like some of those tie guys are amazing because they're not big guys. They're like these small dudes but they're so fucking strong at that. What? Just that motion. They have so much power. Yeah. They stop these fucking horrendous kicks. Yeah. They're the forearms. I have a friend who just went to Thailand for Muay Thai to train and he said just being in Muay Thai. Being in Thailand as Muay Thai got so much better and just short amount of time. I would imagine. We were just talking about that in the UFC this past weekend because there was a story this guy, Khalil Rountry.

58:48It was a very good fighter but he lost one fight to this guy, Johnny Walker. And then decided to go to Thailand and really immerse himself in Muay Thai. And he came back and he was a totally different fighter. We were like, whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So much so that I had him on the podcast. I'm like, what happened? Tell me what happened. Like, what'd you do? They just like realized he had to be fucking 100 % all in and serious and he went to Thailand and learned Muay Thai. Realized he had some holes in his striking game and patched him whole. I feel like I would go to Thailand to do Muay Thai and then I spend one day at the beach and be like, I'll be there tomorrow.

59:25Keep winking at them. Yeah, you'd have to do some sort of like a camp. No, I really liked it. I'll probably go back and do it again. Yeah. You got to be careful about concussions. They're not fun. They're just going to do it for fun and not so. I was like trying to do a fight at one point and like try to compete. And now I'm like, I just want to do it and kind of work out. That's what's good about you, Jitsu. Yeah. Is that just much less of that. You need to dig occasionally bang heads and get a knee in that face accidentally. Solopishly, I was like, please don't get a concussion. Bitch, the podcast will be shit if you can't think.

59:54Maybe about it. Maybe it should be more records. Oh, no. She comes in at speaking in a different accent. Like someone at the top. Like someone under a straw. Oh, I'm too bad. She comes in she can count in Chinese. Like all of a sudden out of nowhere. That is crazy when that happens to people. Yeah, they get struck by lightning like that John to bolt the movie. Oh, fun. It takes the baby geniuses phenomenon. Something like that, right? With an outer. Could he read minds or something? No, he had like superpowers. Yeah, he's something happen. Yeah, he became like an angel. I can't get a boyfriend.

1:00:35I can't get a boyfriend. I can't get a boyfriend. I can't get a boyfriend. I can't buy these two silly movies. That's what people should do movie hybrids. Yeah, that's what it's like alien versus predator. Yeah. So this is the one where he got electrocuted. What kind of powers did he? Oh, he came super smart, right? I think he was like a regular dude. Then he got electrocuted. And then he was in a bubble. Remember the bubble boys? They came out the same year. That's probably why. He was like a phenomenon and Michael. Yeah, Michael. 96. So what was the story of phenomenon? He became super smart, right?

1:01:06Is that the premise? I think he had powers of some kind. I think there were powers and super smart. He's a flash of light. But he got hit by a light. He's a flash of light. Doesn't say it. He becomes a genius. He's a flash of, he's an extraordinary mental abilities. He becomes a genius. This is what everybody wants. Nobody wants to like work really hard to be a genius. Everybody wants to just get hit by light. This is my mom's favorite movie when I was a kid.

1:01:34My mom's just Titanic. You got a beautiful handsome man. Who's kind of, you know, not as peak. Nothing's really good happening to him. Yeah. And I was kind of boring. All of a sudden he gets hit by lightning. He's a genius.

1:01:48Not the lightening coming slowly at him. That was the slowest lightning. The boys, did you hear it? You meant to me, created. I'm not drunk. Can't sleep. What's happening here, George? Not the dog. It's the best movie of all time. Here we go. We should have a, we should get barbecued and watch this. Yes. We do like a fight companion. Yeah. We break down this movie phenomenon. So I think this saying like the aliens gave him a blast. Yeah. Is that what it looks like? Yeah. Because it's like the same time. Yeah. Fire in the sky came around around this time too. Oh, they were hiding in the sky. Hi, this is about this guy.

1:02:27Right. This is Travis Walton. Do you know the story of Fire in the sky? No. Wait, no ball. I didn't expect the ball when I turned back. I didn't even. He gave it to me. He gave it to me. It was a hip. That's crazy. Thank you, Travis. It's this right here. Fire in the sky was amazing. What the hell is happening? Well, it's this man's story. The real Travis Walton came in the podcast and told us a story. When he was in his early 20s, he was a logger. And they were going down this road and they saw this thing. They don't know what it is. This bright light that came and landed like near where the road was.

1:03:04And so they got out of the car. They stopped the car and Travis, I guess he was kind of a wild man. He ran towards the thing. What? He got towards the thing and they all said there was some burst of light. He fell to the ground and then they padded. So don't they panic. They took off. They drive off and then they start screaming in the car. We can't fucking leave and we can't go back. We got to go back and get them. Let's go back and get them. They turned around and they go back. He's gone. He's missing for five days. Five days later, he makes a phone call to like the police. He says, I don't know what happened.

1:03:41He tries to explain. He gets abducted by a fucking UFO and they fix him. Whatever happened to him when he got hit by this blast of energy, he says that they realized he was going to die. So they took him aboard and they repaired him. I like that. And then they brought him back. It is a fucking wild story if it's true. And this movie was kind of fun. Whoa, I want to see this movie. But the movie's got a lot of shit and it's not real. Like he was kind of explaining. But for the most part, they kind of got the story right, which was there was a... And by the way, there was multiple sightings of UFOs in this area.

1:04:19What area was it? Where was it, exactly.

1:04:25The whole story is so fun. I want to believe it's so bad. I mean, the guys have the same story forever. He hasn't changed it. And that's always interesting to me that this person would like tell this story their whole life. I mean, here he was now. He's in this... Okay, white mountain. There is no one out there. There is no one out there. That makes sense because that's all those like portals, the energy portals. Yeah, yeah. Right? Sedona. Right, do people know about those? They're in Sedona. We ran into some fucking weird shit in Arizona, though. Oh, we ran into this place. Okay, okay. We drove by it.

1:04:59We girls are doing acid four out of five days. No. You can run into weird shit at Wendy's. No, we did. We did absolutely ran into it. The Wendy's drive to Sedona. We did think we ran into Bono. I didn't know it once. I think you have. Remember what I did? Yeah, you asked for a picture. No. No. Okay, first of all, I thought it was Bono for sure. And I was trying to fuck this big Bono. It was the Bono impersonator at In -N -Out really got me. I go, Kim, sit down. Bono's coming. She's yelling at me a bit. How close was it? Like eight out of ten? It was close. We have it. We had a picture of it. I hope not.

1:05:34Have you ever seen Chinese Elon Musk? No, but I want to. It's amazing. It's like this is... Cheelong Musk. It's like if they really cloned him and they added it down. And then they added some sort of dominant Chinese DNA. Is it a real person? No, Jimmy. How did you do that? With the fake Bono in and out. That guy, you thought that guy was Bono? I was very high. Oh my god. Look at it. Look at Sarah. I know. Look like a little bass trying to be real. Is he really? Sarah has love in her eyes too. Is he a musician as well? Yeah, that's it. I'd be hilarious. What were saying? Look at the people behind his laughing at us.

1:06:08Yeah, let's kill it. Kill it. This is embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for them. You think that's the way? That's bad. The way I... The fake Bono. That's the tip of the eyes, baby. Fake Bono. Sometimes you get got by a fake Bono. And sometimes you start telling fake Bono about your project. Do not bring up the audio. I'll cut it. Your project. God. Listen, we just did this thing called Stone Science. We got high and we do science experiments. We're high right now. That is a uniquely LA experience. When you talk to someone and then they immediately tell you their projects. They're working on it. Well, we wanted Bono to do a science experiment.

1:06:48We were bragging. We wanted to bring a bono. We had a genius idea while we were having a wild style fry. What do they call them? Animal style. Animal style. Not wild style. Yeah. But you meet somebody though. How many times do you meet somebody and they tell you all the stuff they're doing? So much that I don't even kill them. It's like it's like wasted time before we get to talk. It'll make you not friendly. Hi, I have an agent. It's like what? We just met. People literally say their words. What are you working on to me every week? And I'm like, what do you mean? Because they're all obsessed.

1:07:25I'm like, but imagine it's like, I want to go through the things I'm working. I'll check list of the things I'm working on with you. It's a weird thing to say. It is. And I'm embarrassed. I also brought it up to fake Bono. Actually. Yeah, well, you didn't know what to do. You panicked. I panicked. And let me tell you. Did you know he's fake Bono at that point? No. We are all our minds. I thought that was real bono. Wait a minute. After talking to him. Well, is that real bono? It kind of looks like that looks like fake bono. Yep. Can we bring up a side to side? It looks bad. Fake Bono looks better.

1:07:55That's what my mom said. Imagine. My mom looks that fake bono goes, fake bono's nose is nicer than real bono's nose. This looks like the guy that ended up to me. This is real bono's wailer than that guy. Yeah. Real bono. What's rough? I just bring this up. This is their tour in that new sphere in Vegas. Oh my god. That's what I'm going to say. I love watching their shows from the 90s. Do you know what this fear in Vegas? Do you guys know what this is? No. They're going to be able to do the whole thing in LEDs. So the entire sphere, the inside of it. There's all these visuals and maps and everything.

1:08:29It's fucking amazing. That's what they're going to be able to do in there. Wow. Yeah. It's great. This is one of the biggest entertainment projects that any company has ever taken on. This is nuts. This thing is really nuts. So when is it opening? Later this year in the fall. I think they've already announced some of the dates for their show. That's where they're starting to sort of go. I want to go see you doing Vegas. I want to see the cost to run a fucking show. Lights. The lights for the whole building like that. The walls like that has to be insane. Insane. Insane. Just to turn everything on.

1:09:09Yeah. If I leave the lights on for two days, it's insane. So I can't even imagine at the sphere. They're going to have up to four shows a day too. And how good is the software? Oh my god. What if it's like fucking Windows 98? What if it's crashing and shit? What if it overheats? Look at it. The outside is also LEDs. Isn't that what I'm saying? No, that's so cool. Wait, so that outside is LEDs. That is amazing. Four shows a night. Look at that. Look at that. It's going to look like the fucking Earth. Wow. Wow. They should be able to make it. Oh my god. They can make it look like the Earth. I want to go to the Earth.

1:09:50Yeah. Same. Same. I want to have the experience. Yeah, that's wild. Did you watch that Elvis movie? I did. That was sad. It made me sad. It made me feel bad for Elvis. Yeah. Well, it was sad. It was shooting up a drug so he could keep going. The real Elvis was sad in a lot of ways. But it's also he was traveling down a road where there was no map. That's true. There was no people that were that famous back then. No. There was him and then there was the Beatles. And you know, there was a few before the Buddy Hollies. And there's some people that got pretty famous. You know, that they didn't get that famous.

1:10:29That was crazy famous. Weirdly famous. Weirdly famous. Yeah. He got to that when he did that comeback special. Uh -huh. And he's on stage and there's the intimate audience with people. And people got to see the real Elvis. And then America like fell in love with them again. Mm -hmm. That guy. That guy was living a very strange, in a very strange frequency, that very few human beings ever get to exist in. Yeah. No one had done it before. Yeah. When he first came out, people were like, this man's gyrating. This is XXX stuff. And it's so funny. Well, you got to realize that television didn't even get invented.

1:11:09Until like, what was it? 1930? What was it? What was the first television we were going to find? Everyone didn't have them at home. Yeah. What was the first one that they invented? Yeah, a lot of people didn't have them for a long -ass time. 1941. Well, that was the first commercial. Television. Oh, that's not correct. The first commercial television? That's the first commercial. That's the first commercial television. Oh, television commercial. Oh, they figured out how to make money. At the beginning, they were just like broadcasting shit. We're going to do a play with puppets. To do anything back then.

1:11:42No one knew what was good or bad. It was all new. Like radio show. People had watched some of the dumbest things just because they were just like, I can't believe it's moving things in front of me. Yeah, that's crazy. People watched some really dumb stuff. And then they figured out that it looked kind of dumb. And then they started getting better at that. But all that stuff is so recent. So if they did that in the 1930s and 40s, like the first TV's, 1941, by the time, that was it? It was in the 30s, it sounded like I'm looking at, it's telling me that in the Wikipedia, they had stuff going back into the 1800s.

1:12:13I'm like, well, what? Right, one would fuck you talk. You mean commercial in general? No, I mean television. Foxes that cathode retubes and shit. The thing that happened with Elvis is this is the first guy ever that is. Yeah, I didn't even notice it until right now. Roots of Fight. Get it before they sell out. But that thing about Elvis is that there was no media before him, right? So when you're dealing with 10 years before that, 20 years before that, you don't have it. There's no TV. There's no Ed Sullivan show. There's no nothing. So now all of a sudden there is. And now all of a sudden this guy is on TV singing these songs.

1:12:50And he's got this fucking perfect hair and his wig on his hips. Everybody goes fucking crazy. Is this so? Yes. This is so new. They're like, this is so new. It's so new to everybody except black people. Yes. Because he's like hanging out with them. That's where he learned everything. Yeah. That was part of the problem. That's where Cosen stands. Hey. Where Cosen taught him that. Yeah. You didn't know what to do. And then the pills probably helped him alleviate his anxiety. And they probably kept feeding him the pills. Because he'll keep performing if you keep feeding him the pills. And you know, he's caught.

1:13:27And then when people, how would they even clean someone up back then? How do you clean up Elvis? You got to tell him. You got to clean up. I will remember they couldn't because he had that residency in his manager. Didn't want him to stop performing either. So that guy was working against him too, which I did not like. Well, that guy was a gambling junkie, right? Yeah. Yeah. That was... I don't know how much of the story is embellished in the movie, but it's... The story they tell in the movies, they're wild. Whoa. And I can't even look at Tom Hanks the same way ever since he played. He's amazing.

1:13:57Yeah, he played. He's amazing. And being that creepy old dude. He killed it. Tom Hanks is one of those actors that can be anybody. Yeah. There's a few of those guys out there. And Gals. When you watch that movie, though, you got to think like Michael Jackson is kind of a similar story. Yeah. But even weirder. Because Michael Jackson cracks when he's like six or seven. Like how old was he when they were singing ABC? How old was that? Yeah, he and he was a baby. He was under 10, right? See, pull that up. Pull the Jackson 5 ABC. 1970. 1970. Okay. So, Elvis, it already existed, right? And you already have big bands.

1:14:39There's plenty of lead, Zappelin. And there's a lot of like very, very, very, very famous people. But then there's Michael Jackson. This may be so ignorant, but it's so wild to me that Elvis and Led Zeppelin are in the same. Ladies and gentlemen, would you agree? The Jackson conversation. The old ABC. Oh. Ladies and gentlemen, would you agree? The Jackson 5. He's so little. He's a baby. You say he's 11 or 12? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's 11 or 12. He's so cute. He's so cute.

1:15:23Look at him. Their dad's in the background like holding a belt. He finished the song. You gotta realize, those are all, keep it going, bro. You gotta realize, are we getting any trouble? Is it gonna be cooperated with those things? Okay, okay. But when that young man was singing in front of his older brothers, you know, crazy that is. You know, all these older, competitive brothers that have been in show business their whole life. And also this young motherfucker is kissed by God and has this thing where he can just fucking dance and sing and it's so compelling. Could you imagine being in a family band and being the star and being the star probably it probably made him feel a little weird.

1:16:10It had to be weird. I mean, it had to be weird if you have, if you're like a regular person and you got a person, your brother, your sister, and they can do the same thing that everybody is and the whole family is doing. But they just do it better than everybody. Yeah. How? Where's that coming from? It's crazy. He's so little. Come on, it's adorable. It is really cute.

1:16:39Look, he's got gold rings on. Look at him dancing. Wow. He was amazing. He was an amazing talent. And then he became like Elvis. Like, he's too unmanageable. Unmanageable fame. Yeah. Yeah. I like the videos of whenever people jump on stage with him and then he just like lets it happen. Michael Jackson? Yeah, the Chinese do the jumps on stage and he holds them and lifts up into the air. It's like the old set up. I don't think the security is going to allow some guy to just put him on the jacks. It seems like people slip through. I don't know. This is crazy. Is this real? You think it's real? I don't know if you could get up there.

1:17:24I think they lowered the crane for a minute and the fan jumps on. Yeah, this guy. Maybe it's in China or something. And it goes back up. Is it Japanese? Look at that man. He's having the time of his life. Oh my god. Where is this taking place? I can't tell. I can't tell. I can't tell. Michael's holding on. Oh, it's in Korea. So he's Korean. Korean, yes. So this is just a fan? I think, I mean, it looks like they're in a relationship. He's probably the best at it right now working for Samsung. Change to the wall. No, no. What did you do? Look how happy he is. He's super happy. This is the best moment of his life.

1:18:06This is a security who's about to get fired. They may be picked up. So look, they just grabbed the guy in the mall. Well, wait, wait, wait. Why? I know. They obviously know. Because they know they're in trouble. And they have to double down. That's real. That seems real as fuck. He handled it. Probably sung the whole time. I wish you weren't on here with me. Did you listen to that? Yeah. Yeah. But that guy's, he got into that weird stratosphere. He got, he got like, I don't want to repeat Tony Hintcliff's joke. Tony Hintcliff's joke. But he got so good that people didn't care about the allegations against him.

1:18:45That's how good, like people still listen to his music. Yeah. Like there's a lot of people that have like, the arc -halleys off the playlist. They let him go. Dude, what are you all in? Yeah. These are not what I'm in. People are just like, it's cool. And I'm like, you just need to do his movies. The movies, the movies won. Isn't that crazy? The art was so good. Mm -hmm. When the movies are good, the movies are good. Sweetie, I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, it's a very specific. Annie Hall. Oh my god. He had some amazing movies. Yeah. He had some great movies. It's just a wild boy. Not a wild boy.

1:19:21Oh yeah. I don't know what to say. Um, you know, about that. Divor later. I do. Can I see it? Fuck dude. Chickens crazy. Shit does get crazy. What a terrible segue that is though. It's like, if you're on stage, you try it out of your dreams. Anyway. Chickens crazy. I can bring it back to this. I had that. Oh, chimpanzee. It's because no matter what you say about Michael Jackson, it always ends with love. Well, it's just sad. It's good. It's sad. Yeah. It's a fucking terrible sad story of life. But the impact of the Adam, so many fucking people. But this, the camera work. This is what I understand.

1:19:59How did they do this? Wait, I want to see this. How am I seeing this? Yeah. It's so clear. That's what's crazy. I don't know where they were. Those are the humans. I don't know how they captured it, but they captured everything. It's incredible. This looks... It's so good. This documentary is so good. It's a series. I don't know how many episodes I'm four in, I think. I'm watching this. It's so good. It's so compelling. So do they seem like little humans? They came out on your birthday, Shane. I know. Well, there's certainly, you know, we share a common ancestor. And you can see that in a lot of their behavior.

1:20:36But they're fascinating. Just as... Forget about whether or not they're like us. Just they are absolutely fascinating. They're social hierarchies. They wage war on each other. They control resources. They control where, you know, like certain bands of them are not allowed to grow into this area because they're fruit and... Are all those parts of them also like us or does it? Yes. Yeah, it's all hot like us. It's all hot like us. Yeah, a lot like us. My psychiatrist references monkeys all the time in primates. So these guys were out there just hanging out with them until the chimps got comfortable with them.

1:21:10Is that what they did? Yeah, they're walking through there with all sorts of cameras and drones. That is so great. They might have stopped that meal because they ate a lot of monkeys. That's one thing about this documentary. What? Yeah, they eat monkeys. What? They love to eat monkeys. What? This is like the chowls. In like three episodes, they'd kill the least two or three monkeys. No way. Oh yeah, they kill monkeys every time they kill. Chips kill monkeys all the time. That would be traumatic time. This is just wild. These people are out there with these chimps. They had a video of a camera man getting dragged by into gorilla into the woods.

1:21:43It wasn't even a camera man, I don't think, right? It wasn't. Was it? I don't know. Something like that though. This is some giant, good old trail. Yeah, like a film crew. Yeah, I want to watch this for sure. This is wild. It's incredible. A smoke of blood and watch some chimps. The footage, the footage they got is the most insane footage I've ever seen. Anybody capture wildlife. The fact that these chimpanzees got so comfortable with them and watched as they waged war on each other. These guys like moved around with them and they let them move around with them. They didn't see them as a threat.

1:22:18They didn't see them as their friend and they did all their normal chimpanzee shit. This is like that movie they did with those animals. What was it with the, they put all the different species of animals together. No, it's not. It's a hippie -hendron. What movie are you talking about? Tippy Hendron was in it and they put a bunch of the staff died and it's the reason. Oh, the blonde move. That's right. We were going to have a fight companion to roar. The first time I saw that I was on my shoe. Oh my god. It's supposed to be the dumbest movie ever. It is. It's crazy. When they use real cats. And she had them in her house, Tippy -Hedron.

1:22:57You can find videos in the 60s of her with the cats. This is crazy. There's people out of their fucking minds. Oh hell no. Absolutely. Out of their fucking minds. Yeah, we're just sleeping nice and comfortable. Our cats who never get to kill anything. But that's what you want to. Don't kill us. How did the cats know this was the craziest movie to watch? Yeah, this is so dumb that they did this movie with real cats and they got out there and brawled with real cats. No animals were harmed to making this film. 70 members of the cast and crew were. I think hundreds of animals died, by the way. 70.

1:23:3170. 70 people got bit by big cats. Oh my god. How many people died? I think a couple died. A couple. A couple and a lot of animals. Yeah, if no one died, the story sucks. People died. People died. And she says that she thinks she lost her earring because of it. Bad karma. Bad karma. Because people died. Yeah, my friend. Yeah. She had hearing loss because of karma. Yeah. That's the tip he said. Maybe just. I got to tell you that's the thing a woman named Tippy would say. Yeah, all right. I want to. There's these photos of Tippy's house and inside she has like the lines just at home. Like in her mid -century modern living room.

1:24:09It's crazy. Dude. What are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? How do you even live comfortably? I don't think you really do. I think you like the fear. There's something about those kind of people that they like knowing that. The animals listen to them even though they don't have to. I guess, but it's just like it's a gamble that you can only lose once. Like you can have a dog and the dog can growl at you or maybe even bite you. But it's not probably going to kill you. Right. Most likely your dog's not going to kill you unless you're a real piece of shit. Right. You beat your dog constantly or something.

1:24:43Right. You make some crazy, you know, beast of a dog. Right. But most of the time they're just going to bite you. Right. I think anybody died. No. No. Goddamn. There is a lot of crazy... Something really got scalped. Yeah. Wait, I'm sorry. I think it seems worse than death. Right? Well, maybe they sold it back on. I assumed when I heard scalped it was dead. Because... Oh, yeah. It seems like you're gone. 220 sutures. That's just probably like a scratch from a claw. Probably like get the fuck out of my face bitch with that camera. He went back to work. Oh my god. He went back to work. If I got scalped I would not be going back to work.

1:25:22Do you think they're addicted to being around those things? They're just addicted to the fear and the energy. They like that feeling. They adrenaline. The adrenaline, yeah. Do you think you could understand that? Like do you think you would feel the same way if you were in control of some cat? Like that's what I... When I was watching... I was watching Tiger King. Tiger King. Tiger King. When I was watching Tiger King I was like maybe that's what... Maybe that's fun. Maybe it's fun to have a bunch of big giant ass cats listen to here. I don't feel that. I feel that when I see prison shows though.

1:25:49I'm like running in a prison gang would seem fun. Look at this. Most members of the crew were injured. Most? No. Including DeBont who is scalped by Cherries, I guess that's the cat's name, while he was filming under... Cherries, not scalped by Cherries. By his film Under a Tarpa Lin? A Tarpa I guess. He received 220 sutures but resumed his duties after recovering. Togar, one of the lead lions, bit assistant director Darren Copper in the throat and jaw and tried to pull off one of his ears after Copper unintentionally queued in attack. Feels like we're reading one of Mike Tyson's fights. Oh my God.

1:26:32Copper also received injuries to his scalp, chest, and thigh and he was admitted to Palmdale General Hospital Warhead, undergo four and a half hours of surgery. All the attack was reported as nearly fatal, a nurse told Santa Cruz Sentinel reporter that Copper's injury were acute, sudden, and traumatic but that he was conscious and in fair condition after the surgery. Holy shit. Twenty people quit after that day. Yeah. After witnessing this X -20 crew members left to say, I want to know who didn't leave. Who is like this fucking job rules. Are you kidding me man? I saw I got bit. I'm not sure if bitch is getting scalped.

1:27:07They let you drink. Bro, they get benefits. I get time in a half now that everyone's dead. That was a young tiger king. Wow. Dude, what I was watching Tiger King, I remember thinking these people are crazy and I'm watching it and I'm wearing at the time like a cheetah robe, cheetah pants. Yeah. I love a wild cat print. I think that's slightly different in the future being around but I see where you go with that. There's like a distant haul from it from the past. I feel like I have a little bit of the mental illness if you know what I mean. I like the prints. It wasn't about the tigers. For me it was about the clothes.

1:27:46If you were a woman and you lived like a thousand years ago and you were in some tiger skins, you were a bad bitch. Somebody gave you some tigers. Someone hunted that tiger for you. That's true. That's how you show off. You got the good pussy. You saw that. Tiger skin pussy. You walk by some girls just wearing goat. You're like, ooh. Yeah. One session involved a leopard licking headdrants face which had been coated in honey. Headdrants considered to be one of the most dangerous scenes. She agreed to film as though handlers were eight feet 2 .4 meters away. They would not have been able to stop the cat from biting her.

1:28:26Oh my god. And the scenes were some of the big cats are shot and killed by hunters. The effect was achieved by filming the animals when they were tranquilized for their annual blood draw. So they fuck with these cats and occasionally they shoot them and tranquilize them to draw blood from them. And dude. So they're always on high alert. Because every year they get trinked. Every year they get trinked. Not the paranoid lions on set. Don't trink me. When I was in Thailand, let me tell you something about that. Oh yeah, tell us. They had these tiger sanctuaries. And there's different kinds of tigers.

1:29:01Okay. There's the baby tigers that they actually let you be around the little baby ones. Okay. And then there's the slightly older tigers where they let you be around and there's a bunch of people around them. And everyone's just kind of like keeping a track of this little motherfucker. Don't get frozen. Don't get crazy. And then there's tigers that are drugged. When they get after a certain age, the big ones, they're just drugged. No, if fans are about to about, they're sitting there like this. And they're like, oh no. And then people go in and take pictures with the drug cats. That's sad. That's like I get you want a selfie, but this ain't the way it did.

1:29:36Oh no, that's really bad. Yeah, it was a bummer. That is a bummer. That was a bummer. Only thing more depressing is the fact that Kim's keeping those plants inside her apartment. No. It's not about tied where they belong, right? No, my prisoner months there. Let them free. I'm going to get canceled for a mom's sterile. Free the plant. If the whole world becomes a city, what do we do with tigers? Oh fuck. Yeah, if the whole world becomes a city, they just only exist in zoos. That is sad. I thought. Can you imagine how crazy that would be? I think we... If overpopulation really does hit some insane tipping point with technology where we can just expand, we can make food a thin air.

1:30:17And everybody's happy. 3D printed a hamburger. Everybody's just keeps. I was having some fucking and keep shitting out kids. And we just spread them all over the country. All over the world. Shitting out kids. Shitting out kids. Just sneezing out baby. More kids in Missouri. More kids in Orlando. We realized that once we're connected to the global hive mind that the more people they are, the smarter we get. So if we could just get more people, the more people we get, we get to achieve God's status. But we have to have like an extra 100 billion people. But this is my question. Isn't the sperm getting less potent?

1:30:50Is that what you say? Are you a kind of swimmer? Are you a Somali AFC man? I'm a Somalia. I'll let you know. It's like a lot less tangy. A lot less density. Spirms changed. You know? Tastes a lot less potent these days. I used to date a lot of guys who were into kimchi. What do you say? Those days of fermentation. I don't know why the sperm tastes like skim milk now. Skim milk. Skim milk. Skiming skim milk. It's not a good time. It's a bad time for sperm. A lot of guys need to join a CrossFit gym. Pineapple juice. We need to get going. Yeah, the sperm is supposed to be sperm's dropping. Yeah, so I mean...

1:31:33That's supposedly... Why? ...at least by Dr. Shanna Swann. She wrote about a book about it called Countdown. And it's about plastic. Microplastic. Yes. BPA is taking away the sperm, okay? Not just that. It's like fuck with people's reproductive systems. Right. Great. Cool. Cool. And... There's some real evidence that point that that's what happens with mammals. You know, it's interesting that the tank gets smaller. That's how they find out that there's some sort of feminizing going on. Is that in mammals, that's one of the best ways to tell. Like when you're looking at a gerbil, it's... What is that?

1:32:11A gerbil's tank. A gerbil's tank. A gerbil's tank. A gerbil's tank. A gerbil's tank. Because the male tank is 50 to 100 % larger than the female's tank. The gap is wide. You guys have a lot of land over there. A lot of uses land. Like America. Space look. The guy's digging his assholes like America. Wow. It's like... A lot of stuff that you can do a lot of things with. You're like, what's this overpopulation? It's like... I like it. But it's a location problem. Everybody here. There's a lot of space. It's not space issues. You just need to make new cities. But anyway, it shrinks. The introduction of these things called thalates.

1:32:49They somehow or another fuck with the reproductive systems of mammals. And one of the things that happens is that their taints become smaller. The BPA is taking the taints. The penis has become smaller. Testicles, sperms, counts, drops. Let me tell you, I've had some of that as a sample of BPA issues. It's also with women, it's more miscarriages. Oh. Yeah. With women, it seems like it's harder. It looks statistically sincere. Introduction of these things. It's just like if you go back to... It's like if you go back to when they first started having these petrochemical products. And people started like having plastic in their world most of the time.

1:33:27There's a correlating, not necessarily causing, but there's a correlating drop in sperm count that goes like this. It's also like culture. It's also hard times, big hard men. These are fucking soft times. They make soft men, soft men make hard times. And we're like in that spot. Wow. We're in that spot. I'm sick of these soft men making these hard times. Yeah, please. Can we switch it and reverse it? Hard men, soft times. The problem is, it's hard men know the parts of the world. That's part of the problem. And they see some of the nonsense that goes on in this country. And they're like, these people are right.

1:34:03They're a pet kid. Let's invent TikTok. We're talking. Captivate the younger audience. But like TikTok in China, like the youth is getting smarter. They're trying their TikTok algorithms are better. Well, ours are just dancing. Yeah, they're celebrating like science achievements and martial arts. They have a different algorithm. Here's my daily routine. I think kids are not allowed to use it at night too. I think it shuts off from like 10 p .m. to 6 a .m. for kids. They try to add a stem channel to TikTok now to like make it seem like anyone's going over it. Listen, you know what you did. You're going to have to take away the funny video for it.

1:34:43Because I'm not choosing between the two. I'm fascinated by people's quest for attention. They'll find all sorts of different ways to like read naughty books with their glasses on. And like if their boobs take it out, they're like, so like everybody's got their hook. Like I'm the hot fisher woman and I'm the this and that. And I'm the guy who lives on the farm. And I tell you what it's like. Everybody's got this hook. They ASMR thing. People whispering into the love that. You know what I love? I love watching people fix things. Like take a old lighter and like refurbish it and bring it back to life and like clean it all off and shit.

1:35:18I don't know why it's so satisfying. I'm so satisfied. Old watches. I think old watch out. It's so funny. I have the woman version of that where I like what I have to clean TikTok where I watch women clean. You want to go back to? I'm going to complete. You like watching them clean stuff? Yeah, yeah. You clean stuff and it's viral. Like a lot of people watch, but it's like that. Wow. You know, I think you liked building something I liked watching clean. I like watching zit popping videos. Everybody does. Not me. Not you. Nope. Doctor Pemple Poppins. She's the girl. She's the one who like recognizes.

1:35:51Yes. There's a market for this. Yes. I want to watch it. I make sneezes like salivate. I'm like, yes, get rid of it all. Tom Siger has a real problem with some of them. And because of fucking doing your mom's house live, which of you guys have never done, you'll be so horrified at the videos that they dig up. So every time I find a nasty shit, just some horrible one that she's got where it's just brown custard coming out in quartz coming out of some guys back. I love watching it. It's satisfying to know that germs are leaving the bod. It's weird though. It's like how did you let it stay in there that long?

1:36:26That's what I know. I'm not going to be a corn growing out of your shoulder. I started imagining it popping by accident in the wrong place. And then my imagination gets fucked. It's like now how many pimple popped things are there in the world? It's weird when they pull ones out and it leaves a crater. You have like a knot in there. A crater. You see those giant blackheads they pull out? She pulls them out. I want to see it, but they don't want to see it. Because now I'm left with a question. After the next TikTok rolls around, it's like, what about what happened to the whole? You just fill up the hole?

1:36:57Did you have a hole in the back now? Well, if it's a woman, you just pull a little makeup to fill the crater. Sometimes you could see a crater. A little sparkle. A little sparkle when the makeup wears off and nothing worse than a spackled zit. If they come up with real gene editing that allows people to be whatever the fuck they want to be. I want a blue eyed baby. Do you know? You now. What if they get to the point where we can change genes on the fly? I don't even know if this is physically possible. I know they can edit embryos and they can do things like these Chinese doctors supposedly got in trouble because they did something to prevent HIV and it turned out to make the kids smarter.

1:37:42And it was actually like what they were doing. It was like this kind of experimental thing to. Yeah. I don't know. We've talked about this and I still can't remember how they got to the, how do you know babies are smart? I was thinking like how you have to wait a solid 15 years on that one. How many years? At least 15 years. Around Michael Jackson. He was 12. I'd be like, there's something going on there. I just get into a testable age. I don't know. What about a Michio Kaku with his fucking particle collider and his garage? He was in high school. How would you know that they weren't going to be smart anyway?

1:38:14Yeah. That's like CRISPR did it. That's kind of like I was thinking. In my hometown, there was a kid that got cancer and they did something where they put like dead HIV cells in her body and then she got better. Whoa. And then I never heard, I read like one thing about it and I never heard anything again. I know they're doing something like that with cancer. They're doing something like that with, I think it's the Herpes virus. There's something with melanoma in the Herpes virus where they're using, see, I'm going to butcher this. We have to read this. I don't want to go on your phone. Everyone's going to go try and get herpes now.

1:38:46Because everyone's got... His friend told me they did the therapy on him and he didn't go into details about it but he said it saved his life. So I said really. And so I promised him that I would look into it and so that's what I'm doing right now through Jamie. That's also a funny way to get your friend out to make fun of your Herpes. Bro, I got it because of cancer. I was trying to cure my cancer. It wasn't a bit of a hole. He was like, actually you're being rude to cancer. Isn't it crazy how many fucking diseases have killed people that came from having sex? You really stop and think about syphilis killed everybody.

1:39:22Everybody died of syphilis. Yeah. All the best things killed you. They're getting holes in their face. Yeah. I'm going to be killed by sugar. I want to eat sugar. Didn't I? I've owned. He died of syphilis too. Syphilis killed... There's billboards. There's billboards I see for like super STDs now and they get more powerful. There was a billboard recently. It was an iceberg and then I had the tip underneath and it said super gonorrhea. Jesus Christ. Yeah. It's out there. Yeah, medication resistant gonorrhea. Yeah. It's getting stronger. Who's to blame? I'm not. Can't get me.

1:40:06Oncal...oncal...oncalytic. Oncalytic. Oncalytic virus treatment has become a new trend in the cancer field in which oncalytic herpy simplex virus type 1 is a therapy. Okay. So yeah, they are actually using it as a therapy. I have to find where it's said that on this. Melanoma. Yeah, that's what this gentleman's telling me. My dad swears that shark fin oil cured my asthma. Hmm. Maybe dad just hates sharks. Try to come up with a excuse. No, my dad's a fisherman and I had really bad asthma as a kid. And this old Spanish woman told him to try shark fin oil and he did and I never was hospitalized again.

1:40:43I never had to use an inhaler. Wow. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah. What do you think is in shark fin? I don't know. But I've looked up shark fin and there's... It's not in there. No, there's something in shark fin oil that's good for your luck. The hop step on Google is like a holistic way to fix it, but I don't know what... And my dad, when I was a kid, like I was in the hospital for like... A couple months. A university of Rochester, go below that. A university of Rochester evidence points to fish oil to fight asthma. Yeah. Interesting. Omega -3 fatty acids. That makes sense. Is it a little old woman in Puerto Rico told him that?

1:41:20Wow. And she was asking about me and I was in the hospital for it. So it's probably, should you eat fish oil in asthma in times of India? Omega -3 fatty acid or fish oil helps in reduction of excess immunoglobin antibodies that cause inflammation of the air waves leading to an asthma attack. That's why I want a shark tattoo. So it's omega -3s. So that's fish oil. You could probably get that from all kinds of oil. That's great. He didn't have to kill a shark. No, but they probably realized that sharks were cons. They'll fucking bite you when you're surfing. You know? So why not? People love sharks now.

1:41:54It's like one of the weird things where for jaws had everybody hating sharks. I fucked up, gel them, gel them all. And now everyone's like, don't kill the sharks. What about the fins? It's their ocean. It's their home, not yours. Yeah, that's the nutty, that's nutty talk. We hung a speech. This is ours. You want to go back to living in the cave and fight enough bears? I'm like, guess who can live in both? Oh, it is. It's my ocean and my land. You can get shut your mouth. You go in there with submarines and luke every time. Did the shark go to tank on wheels and come into fucking LA? Yeah, they didn't figure it out quick enough.

1:42:28They should have been on the ball. We win. Yeah, sorry. I see what you guys do to dolphins. You can't. Yeah. Sharks are monsters. They do that to everybody. Everybody they can bite. I don't see those whales. It would be cool if sharks could fly. No, it would not. It would be fucking terrible. It's a bad idea. It's a shark NATO, right? That's what happens in that movie. Sharks landed and bit people. It was one of them preposterous movies. Tadalai is all you know. I got to tell you though. I got to tell you though, the telescopes in orbit. If you grew up with liars, it's not that crazy. If you grew up with people that lie to you all the time, it's not that crazy to believe that other people lie to you as well.

1:43:06No one would want the world to be flat more than me. I think it would be hilarious. I feel like you're... I think it would be hilarious. If this whole thing was God playing a joke on us, Oh yeah, oh, you figured out the face. Did you? Oh, did you figure out the face? Congratulations. Well, you said a telescope up into my fake sky. Yeah. Because I got to change the scope in the sky. You dummy. I showed you what you wanted you to see. That's why you see in your phones. That's technological Jesus. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about. It's technological Jesus. It's technological Jesus.

1:43:39I'm hoping for tech Jesus to rescue us. His comes in with house, house music. Not Jesus coming in with house music to pick us up. Such a fucking silly time for human beings. Such a silly time. For no reason. I feel like there are always spurts of a lot of UFO sightings at once. They come out of my mom and my stepdad's where they had a UFO experience in Costa Rica. Where they were recording and they said that they're camcorder shut off and they said all the sounds around them, they are walking to a waterfall. They said everything stopped. The bird stopped, the music stopped. They said the water stopped.

1:44:19It went dead silent and the camera stopped and they had the footage of the camera stopping. Everything came back on 5 seconds later. Nothing. They saw nothing. They said my mom thought she something was medically wrong with her. I thought something was happening to my hearing and then I looked over and she was like your stepdad was pale. Everything just went dead and then came back 10 seconds later and then they can hear the kids and the people and the tourists. I would not like it if my experience, my life experience just got muted in real time and then came back. You guys should watch this movie moment of contact.

1:44:52What is it? It's a movie about a crash in Brazil in 1996. Okay. And Vardgenia Brazil. Okay. And by the guy James Fox who made the phenomenon, which is another amazing movie on UFOs. But this movie that he made about Vardgenia Brazil, the crash is like very heavily documented. There's documentation of US Air Force flying in and supposedly picking something up. That they think was wreckage or something like that and flying out with it. There's one of the soldiers apparently had picked up one of the organisms that was there and they carried it in their car and drove it to like some hospital and to another hospital.

1:45:37They like they have documentation of them taking this thing in. They have the people that did the autopsy on the soldier who died of some insane infection they'd never seen ever before. He died of some insane bacteria. He's like a young guy. He was dead very quickly. He should have been wearing glasses. Not a goggle call back. But in your answer, UFOs, this is one of the best ones I've ever seen. It's really interesting. That sounds cool. Because the whole town is convinced that this happened. There's so many people that have witness experience that they say, there's like the whole town revolves around this, like there's a lore to it.

1:46:15The revolves around this one time where this UFO crashed. It's so crazy. It's fucking wild because when you see these people and you see the people that like when it happened, like when they put a camera on it and they brought this guy back to the crash site and the guy starts crying. He's like weeping, talking about where it was and like what it was like to see this thing. It's fucking crazy. I can't scared. I feel like whenever we watch things about them, I feel like the plant thing is that I feel like they know. Like they know. They know. Yeah. They're playing us for most times. Exactly like that.

1:46:52They know. They're the Biden of Trump with fucking super aliens. I use to feel like that when I watch alien movements. I feel like they can feel us watching them. They like it. Well, if I was an alien, that's how I would do it. I would infiltrate and I would take little people and I'd put alien thoughts into their little minds. I would like some alien thoughts. Maybe that's what thoughts are. Maybe thoughts are like a life form. We just don't appreciate it. Whoa. I've never thought of that. Think of ideas, right? If everything that we have in front of us, ever, the table, the mugs, the microscope, the microphones, rather the phones that you text each other on, all those came from ideas.

1:47:29Somebody had an idea and then physical reality came out of that idea and they made a thing. And then more ideas come and then you make more things. And you say look at all the things that I've done. Look at all the things that I've done. Maybe you just give them to. Maybe you just give them to. Yeah. When people are like where does a joke come from? And I'm like I've explained it once or twice. Or I'm like it literally like, yeah. I don't know. Mine's always like at two in the morning and I'm like fuck us off. I'm gonna go back to bed, bitch. Jeez. Then I'm like it's funny. I'm gonna get up and write the shit down.

1:47:59If you don't get up and write the shit down, you'll never sleep. You'll learn it in such a loser. It's gone. I know. I was in the middle of saying something the other day and someone interrupt me and it slipped through my fingers. It's been driving me crazy for like two days. That's the way it is. I knew there was something there. There's like this spark. I was like, oh, that's how to. And then someone else is asking a question. Did you solve the answer to why we were here for a second? It was just a joke. And then some dudes like, so how you like an Austin? Where's the best pizza? It's Terry Plex really.

1:48:34Some two came up the other day. He goes, what do you do for discipline? No. How do you get discipline? You don't get it from this conversation. My favorite thing to do is when people are like, how do you think your jokes? I go like this. It just stops the little comment. You point to this guy and they don't ask you another question. I get them from Jesus. They're like, they might know. Imagine it was real. No, it might be the answer. Yeah. Well, if you do have a muse. If you do think that you creativity comes from a muse, it will work if you just treat it like it's a muse. That's the whole premise of the Stephen Pressfield book.

1:49:07The War of Art. I haven't read that one. I just started reading the Rick Rubin one. Yeah, we got to start with him. It's a very small book. It's a really easy read. But it's basically like if you just treat it. There was always the concept of the muse. The concept of the muse that some deity comes to you and bestows upon you these ideas. Pressfield's argument is that if you just treat it like it is a muse. If you really pay respects to it and show up every day and try to communicate with the muse, it will show up. It's real. It's actually real. It is real. But it's what is it? Is it like the idea of a muse?

1:49:45Is that just a scaffolding that we can put up to support? The reality that we know is that hard work and concentration and just immersing yourself in this task will eventually yield results. Just like everything else. Yeah. Just getting in shape by like you want to learn how to swim. You have to swim. If you want ideas, you have to sit down and work on ideas. Yeah, but whatever it is, it already exists. And then when you put yourself in that space, you just open up yourself to like, yeah. You get in flow when you're in a flow state. That's the thing. It's like what is it? When you come up with a good joke, when you have this idea, when you're in your car, you're like, it's in the car a lot.

1:50:27It is a lot, especially if you have the radio off. Yes. Driving in the car. It's huge for me. In the car, in the shower, in bed. Those are my three spots. This car that I just love to drive at the comedy store, this 1993 Porsche RS America. It has no power steering. No brakes. It has no air, it has awesome brakes. It has no radio. It's not even that fast. But it's just this raw mechanical thing. And when I drive it, there's no music. I just think, and you're heightened, your senses are heightened because of the sounds like, RAAAGH! RAAAGH! Because it's like you're holding on to this steering wheel because it's no power steering.

1:51:04So you're like, it's almost like meditating. Yeah. Because you're tapping into that flow like state and your present and your... It's exciting. So I just think, how much time we're talking about it is. You ever get somewhere and you're like, I don't even... Right. I don't know who was behind the wheel. Especially if you're in a good place. Someone drove, not me. Let's not go fast. Let's just chill. Let's just... When you're chill driving. Normal speed, normal speed, except the time. Don't get in the left lane. Don't get in the left lane. You fucking psycho. Why you going back? Why you going 90 km?

1:51:41I'm getting excited. I mean... Where your girls living now? I live in Hollywood now. Still living in Hollywood? Do you drive a lot? Yeah, I live in a canyon. You live in a canyon? Yes. You need something like a Mustang. You need a modern Mustang. You need something fast, Kim Congdon. No, she doesn't. I think you do. This bitch does not need a need for speed. I want a truck. Who? Nami, I'll take a fiat. I want to be on a truck truck. But I want to be small. A mini Cooper. Small and red. Like a Tacoma. Uh, yeah. Tacoma. Like a pickup truck truck. Yeah, and I want to like a cute truck. A cute truck.

1:52:23A vintage truck. A vintage truck. A small red Chevy. Like an old red Chevy. Like an old blazer. Like a 56. Yeah. Something I can wear this jumpsuit in. Those are unwieldy. They're unwieldy. What is that? They're very difficult to drive. Yeah, they're just in movies for when you're teaching a girl to drive on some back road. No, like if you get an old car. In a country song. Yeah. The reality is if you get an old car like that, it's going to have old car steering. And it's they're not fun to drive. It's like very slow. You want power steering, bitch. You know they don't have power steering. But it's like you know power steering from whatever year that is.

1:53:00The one to the right in the middle. That one. Yes. I want something like that. It says old. It doesn't even know what year it is. What year do you think that is? Let's Google nineteen sixty four. Okay, sixty four. Let's go nineteen sixty four Chevy truck. See what they looked like. Ooh. That might be it. You might be on to something. Those are fresh. Look at that thing. Like how clean is that to pull up in that? Oh, look at that one up. Oh, don't get it. It'll hurt me. I can't hear you. Joe, get your Morrison. Yeah, that's what I want. Oh, look at that thing. Look at that thing. That is so cute.

1:53:39It is so cute, right? Like I want to go the farmers market in that bitch. I want to buy flowers and have it sitting in the passenger. Be the wacky lady who writes jokes. Sunflowers. Sunflowers in her Chevy. I think Whitney just got a really beautiful truck like that. Two, a brown one. She probably doesn't even remember. No. She left it at Avril Levin. She left to wherever Jim Morrison's Mustang is. She has the Mustang, by the way. She's probably looking for Jim Morrison's Mustang. I just find it for you. She's going to find it. She's going to know Whitney's, her dog house. It's her dog bed. He sleeps in it at night.

1:54:12You just stick her on this project. She'll figure it out. She'll find it. She will. She'll fucking have her hair standing on the top of her head. She'll have the truck. She'll know where it is. She'll know where it is. We need to find Morrison's Mustang. That's it. You just make her do a documentary. She'll fucking find it. She'll find it on the floor. She'll find that fucking Mustang. Who's got that fucking Mustang? Who's got the Mustang? She'll like Trace Delphi. It's only 2000 of them. It was in the book that hard. She said. She said. She said. She just go into it. She's like, just forget. She would literally say it wasn't that hard.

1:54:44Yeah. He's dead. So we checked his property. I do that last night in the middle of the night. She got fucking night vision on it. She's been shit speaking to Barnes. Or do you find a Mustang? Oh, garage, you idiot. She's like talking to you. You couldn't find it. And while I was there on my way there, I did rescue a wolf. I have a new piglet. I hope it gets longer with my pit bulls. Yeah. She's crazy. But that, like, that barn find things a real thing. They find people, like, leave these cars and they're barns that are vintage, beautiful cars that are worth, worth, like, shit tons of money. Let's go barn hunting.

1:55:16Yeah. There's a thing called barn finds. That's what barn diving. I don't think it dumps their diving. You don't have to dive. No, they're like, they find, like, someone's dad dies. And then they go back to the farm where the dad lives in Ohio. And dad had three or four, like, crazy old mo -pars sitting in his backyard. But how come these people don't know the value of it? Because they're farmers. They're out there just fucking trying to eke out a living. And I'm trying to be on the internet. Pay attention on the stupid shit. But they're all I. Barn finds. That's like seems deep enough to me. They don't even think about it.

1:55:49They just leave them in there. Wow. They're like, yeah, that's grandad's junker. Especially if they've been farmed successful. Yeah, they don't care. They don't give a fuck about these things. They're just sitting out there. They're kind of cool to look at. Catch me finding my truck. You know, imagine if you grow up on that farm, you can go check out those old cars. That's kind of fresh. Ooh, look at that barricuda. Look at that 1970 barricuda. Click on that. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Wow. You can fix that one. That one you can fix. Yeah, I want a cool car like that. You know, you know, the lot of people like to do cars like that.

1:56:21See that car right there? That's beautiful. Just fix it up. But don't change the paint. Leave that. Oh, that's the middle school. Leave that old school shit on it. Leave that old school shit. The tank. Put a fuck at modern hemmy in that market. Look at that. That's a 1971 convertible. $700 ,000 at auction. Holy shit. They drive terrible. They drive terrible. They drive terrible. They're breaking terrible. Everything's steering's terrible. But you can fix them. They do stuff to them now. You can make it so you can drive it. I know absolutely nothing about cars. But I always remember my friend Kelsey, who shard in third grade would say, my dad drives an 82 -old cut list with a roll cage.

1:57:02What does that mean? She would say that all the time. And now I was like, that sounds fucking dope. Like I don't. It's like a psycho. What is that? It's pulling up, Jamie. What year is it? 82 cut list? 82 old cut list. So you had a roll cage and an 82. Oh, I know that's a great national. But her dad was cool with you and me. Oh, that's kind of sick. Is that what it is? What's a roll cage? Oh my god. They race them. What did that thing? That's a gas car one, though, right? That's like a fake car. Is it that cage? That's true. That's true. Wow. That's wild. He was wild. Dude, you driving a school in NASCAR's?

1:57:43Yeah, he was cooking. He would build recliners that were chairs and drive them through the town. Wow. Look at that thing. That's wild. You know, that's how they found Bob Lizar, supposedly that's the Bob Lizar story. That's the alien story. Oh yeah. He put a jet engine on the Honda. When he was young and they were like, What is this motherfucker doing? Wow. Yeah, and that's when the - A jet engine on the Honda? Yeah, well when they were yeah, he was working supposedly working at Los Alamos labs is disputed But he's on the employee roster But he knows his way around the building it seems like he worked there That's his story says he worked there a lot of people from there say he didn't but the bottom line was this guy At the time built a fucking car with a rocket engine in the back He had a jet engine in the back of his car He was like a propulsion's expert just as super genius and this is the guy that supposedly they recruited and took to The middle of Nevada desert and tried to have him back engineer UFOs and it's a Easy compelling story Because if the guy's telling the truth that the government has been he did you did your show right?

1:58:50He did the show he did it. Yeah, amazing conversation. Yeah, wow I'm like I'm so fucking I'm such a sucker that I'm like come on I want it to be real yeah, so part of me is like why do you want it to be real so bad like why is it so like And then part of me is like where's the bullshit come on show me some bullshit. Yeah, he doesn't waver I'd be the best bullshit or the severable shit You know, but he seems like he's being sincere so maybe he's crazy and he has his false memory that's impossible to shake Do you ever listen to our bell? What about his car is it? See I like it. Lazar. He sold as a Bob Lazar tribute mini.

1:59:32Oh, is that really? Oh? Maybe I don't know if he's a part that could be like people being silly. Yeah, okay Could be do you ever listen to art bell all the time? Yeah one of the fucking greatest joys of my life I got to be a guest on the art you got to be on the art bell Whose are Bell's art bell was the alien news guy like the radio show Oh, yeah, the show later night. We leave the comedy store and I'd be driving home and I'd listen to art Bell Coast to coast with coast to coast and a guy would call up art. I'm a werewolf It was the best yeah time traveler line where you could only call in if you were a time Traveling he's so cool looking yeah, the kingdom of Nye.

2:00:13I mean, I mean, I feel like I've heard okay, and he had Terrence McKenna on I listened to that episode. Oh, there's he had an amazing episode of Terrence McKenna. Yes, he was incredible man How long did he go for? Oh forever? He died recently. Oh so long you can get it all our bell. Yeah, you could find it online you went on his show 2018 2018 he died. Yeah, I went on his show. That's cool. It was dope as fuck So yeah accidental drug overdose. Oh Jesus Christ. He was partying Maybe he was just fancy. He was having a good time. Yeah, maybe he bought a fucking maybe got a bad back and someone gave him a pill like Tom Petty Oh, yeah, yeah, these guys I wish Tom Petty was still here would have loved to see Tom Petty live Did you ever get to see Tom Petty?

2:00:59No, never got to see him live That would have been an experience. How many talented people died from that shit? Just Tom Petty? Yeah, who was it recently that died from it? Coolio, I forgot about that. I thought I forgot I just remembered coolio died again. Yeah, it's traumatic to go through twice Coolio was on fear factor really was he won high as Jesus on the space shuttle So high he was so high I went to his trailer was a look inside I'm not like a running joke on set. You would open his trailer. It was like a cheesen chong move Now he was just getting belaced all day long just getting belaced and run and circles around everybody and the end the final thing like I Remember asking him like they were like no more weed They're too good.

2:01:47Why do you think you're gonna win because and he was like because I've done this before I lived this life I've lived in many universe systems. Oh Shit and it sounded so good. I was like love what you're saying See what it said wait, I kind of actually specifically remember this episode You left in there hold on I don't remember but it was before that that he said Was this the flying the cars through the air? I don't remember what they did But I do know that three of these people are dead now China. She's dead now. Oh my god Preston she's dead for called about China David Hasselhoff still with us.

2:02:25Thank God when I was a kid David Hasselhoff's kids went to the same camp As as me and my sister and he used to drop off his kids and it was like a big deal because the Baywatch was on Yeah, and he would show up in like a muscle tank and ever my sister went over to their house for a playday It was a whole thing. Oh, I was done for yeah, it was jealous. I was like you want to David Hasselhoff's house. It's so cool He was like a gigantic music star in Germany. Yes. Yeah, yeah, like fucking huge Something about him and Germany. They're like we get it You know, it's like Jerry Lewis Jerry Lewis Sometimes it just pops like that makes sense for him That would be fun to be big in Germany Specifically in Germany.

2:03:11I'm huge in power. Look at like Arch Barker. Arch Barker is gigantic in Australia I don't know how that is from America American comic. Mm -hmm funny guy. There's David Hasselhoff in Germany slaying Wow Oh, I'm just back to Kala Love this This is my jam Look at them the drums are all in the drums are on make us clap in tune make us clap in tune Like that they're like being told what to do wow, wow, these are happy Germans look at them all clapping. They're all clapping together There they go about engineering the best BMW right now They're amazing that like like think about all the crazy shit that's come out of Germany Some of the best automobiles that have ever been designed like that they push the limits of everything Mm -hmm, baby tools cutlass No, he is The MW Mercedes like with the cars that they were building Porsche Journeys building the wildest cars It's it's just bizarre that there's one area it had so many fucking top flight engineers They have a movie about it already don't they Well, there's four versus Ferrari.

2:04:26Oh, okay. That's not about that. Oh I don't think there's a movie about what because it's all connected to the nonsense I'm German You know my to make the superior price my grandpa Was a Jew in Germany and he his whole family got killed in the Holocaust and he got put on a train and saved by Quakers And then he got adopted by the wine chain family Yeah, so my grandpa was a Holocaust survivor holy shit are are he's dad's a Holocaust survivor what yeah No idea That's crazy are he's like 70 then Got some guys don't want to tell you their age now are his time list I would go all right. It's a funny thing age my favorite thing to do with Ari is put my phone down and watch him try to get into it I literally like set a self -timer in my head and I watch him hill like his hand will slow like he can't help it His hand will just slowly creep out of his pocket.

2:05:44I don't even think he knows it's like driving for us That's so funny. He's always fucking around. He's always fucking around. So fun dude He is I don't think he's doing his podcast anymore Really? Yeah, I'm gonna call he we do protect our parks together You know where me and Shane and Norman and Ari all get together and get hammered Betrocious things It's a ridiculous show so he still still does that and he does other people's podcasts But I think he's kind of done he's still updating it. I mean unless he stopped recording I mean why did I hear he's done? Why am I spreading misinformation today?

2:06:20He put one out today with Dave Smith who told me someone told me I don't know I when you're saying that though. I feel like I'm I was remembering that same memory like maybe already was saying he was done with it But I might just Google it and he's putting them out once a week. So all right. We could talk him out of it still then I know that that's where that's It was a plot twist I'm going to the other way Immediately took it the wrong way So no are you quit doing his podcast a long time ago when he went on that walk about Do you guys know are you one on a walk about an Asia for like four months by himself?

2:07:06Yeah, it's crazy motherfucker when you fell off the grid The flip phone got a flip phone with occasionally check in through some like internet cafe A pro would come drop off a fucking letter to Joe It had a tabab acid in it just traveled around the countries just like seeing Asia Are he's one of the most interesting people in the world? He really is he's a real wild boy not another fellow we're talking about Already forgot about their fellow. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Good guy. Yeah, there's him on the great wall of China's holding up the Chinese flag He's so great. Yeah, we get a lot of comics talk about stopping Asian hate put their back up But I'm the only one in the comedy world willing to pledge my allegiance to the Chinese Chinese fascist regime I along with love LeBron James Joe Biden are leading the way and doing business with the people We're leading the world in violence against Asians, but it's not the right kind of Asian.

2:08:16So it's fine I love you China. You're the great world leaders of our time. Hashtag stop Asian hate. Oh my god look at him Just buy it. It's one of the greatest poses ever because it looks like shit You know it's like the most unsalphist selfie pose He looks like he's seen some shit. Definitely well he has been like Eating street food for like the last four months He came back and told us about gutter oil. Did you know about gutter oil maybe told me about that before I know that's where I remember it. Yeah, what was it from from that time from the walkabout? He went over there to do shows I think yeah, like three or four shows and came back and talked about it so he told us that there's a market for people that take sewage and Process the oil out of Resell it as cooking oil because if you take raw sewage Wait But it does make a gap.

2:09:23Yeah, I can't oh my god That's all sewage so they're boiling it and the oils come to the surface and somehow another they separate the oils are these the cooking oils Where are these going? I don't know but they're using it for food in places like here. They're cooking food in it Yeah, I'm good on the Gotter oil They it's like it's like it seems like a lot of work Cooking oil's hard to get right here's a thought like where's the oil coming from are using what are using? There's like avocado oil there's like saffron. Yeah, there's like there's a lot of oils that use like those are expensive to extract from things Like you gotta go get them.

2:09:59Yeah, or you got a biome somebody does it in a factory and then they sell it to you and you got Canola oil now you have monkey slaves Monkeys yes, they say that they like enslaved monkeys to go get coconuts in the trees and it's their full -time jobs That's not sad for the monkeys. I know What's that that or all tigers being in zoos? Not tigers versus monkeys Tiger all tigers being in I think monkeys my grandmother had a monkey Your face cheat cheat she used to bite people No, no, what he could go nobody good good near what what would a monkey do? Well monkey bit it's a bit I think the monkey bit.

2:10:39I'm pretty sure it's my cousin I'm trying it's just one of those weird ones Why I have a I blocked it out I think because it was very young. I think I was probably like five The monkey was wild monkey and she had a monkey the monkey would like open pieces of gum no undo the wrapping Your face did not like kids and she did not like anybody coming over the house that was gonna take attention from the monkey Like the monkey had like a relationship with my grandmother. I don't need a scorned monkey. It was weird So after the monkey bit one of the relatives we had they had to get rid of the monkey Okay, I'm glad they got rid of it because you know some some crazy people they keep the monkey after their tax Yeah, my grandmother was pretty eccentric, but I don't think she's got eccentric.

2:11:22She had a monkey. She didn't have a monkey That's very easy. Yeah My grandmother's wild when you put your monkey in overalls You know it's time. Yeah, that's an issue. It wasn't in like a Hawaiian shirt my grandmother did time Because she wouldn't route out the mom. She was running numbers. So my grandmother The monkey was running the numbers My grandmother was doing it. That's great. Yeah, and then she's like I don't know nothing they put her in jail So we were always like where's grandma and they were like oh grandma's visiting Aunt Jeannie For five years Well, just she'll be back eventually Knitting fucking sweaters for the guards Oh my god, how much time did she do?

2:12:08I think she's like six months That's real. Yeah, she's it's it does some time She's not a rat, but that's what these to have back then these to have that was the Neighborhood lottery was called the numbers my grandmother was always talking about the numbers Wait, I remember this in the number. Yeah, in Puerto Rico. They're still doing that. Oh, yeah I just went they still do it. I bet they do it in Miami I bet they're doing a lot of immigrant communities. They trust the numbers They trust the people run the numbers one. They trust the state lottery. It makes so much more sense Yeah, and people win.

2:12:36Yeah, it's like it's a real thing You know obviously the the mobs get in their cut and the people run it or get in their cut and but it does work Yeah, you know, I don't I don't understand how it works because they come up to you with a binder and there's a bunch of things Laminated and they're like pick one and if we win we'll find you it's like wait Where we're at a bar. It's 2 p .m. Where will I see you again? Yeah, I just have this coupon I gave you $100 right if I meet someone with a binder and laminated pages. I'm walking away No, no because my they said my uncle used to win all the time You know where they get you where at the airport, you know why?

2:13:12Because the airport you're already following instructions You're at the airport you're used to listening to people you go into a mindset going to a mindset of You know you have to be disciplined I'm a scoundering can't talk loud I was going to try to go to the airport I saw some guy was like taxi taxi okay, she got into the rogue guy Yeah, she taxi she got into the gypsy tax and then I get in there and I go I go where's the meter and he's like There's not a meter and I was like yeah, cuz this is not a real cab give me back my stuff and he's like that's fine I'm not gonna take you anywhere. There's cameras look and I was like give me back my stuff cameras.

2:13:49Yeah, oh you're in control of those cameras Yeah Murdering you fucking yeah your cameras. Oh, well, we're safe As long as you're filming this yeah, thank God. Yeah, Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah, yeah I can get into you get into this mindset. I think at the airport. It's a unique place Well, like everybody obeys everybody listens everybody gets in line everybody has to take their belt off And all of the shit take your shoes off everybody has to do it So because you get into this mindset of you we and mine for your call You know whatever group number they're calling and you find your seat you put your bag You check all your money expensive you're waiting for your bags to come everybody has to keep it together It's very rare that people don't keep it together with the airport Well, that's also why that has to be why they make it so expensive to because then you have something to lose They're like you have to be able to fly.

2:14:40I paid all this money. We have to get there because I can't buy another one Yeah, and it's all when you get all those people together like everybody kind of follows the rules It's one of the most follow the rules places in our society is the airport So when you leave there and someone comes up to you with a binder and And a like this page this nonsense story and a bucket open bucket with cash in it like you just want to like Right before you got on the plane. What did you buy in Vegas after sking fast? Oh, don't bring it up. Not to Joe What did you do? Oh time -sharing You bought a time -sharing?

2:15:14She got it. She's like They got you She's like we got a free trip, but we got to go I say we bitch I said I said mommy bought a time -share in Sedona and she think it she didn't create time -share first first She calls you know it's a time -share She calls me Joe. She calls me and she goes Kim you got to get downstairs before you get on the flight There's a guy there's a guy named Rick. He's got a good deal for you too It was after sking fast. He got us at our weak point I was exhausted. I was concussed. They kind of got me two time -shares. Yeah, they don't call it They don't use the word time -share they call it a luxury vacation and I go that sounds nice They also lied to her and they said they knew about the festival she was at and they were doing a thing for the people at the festival Oh, they lied.

2:16:07Yeah, and then she told them you were at skankfest. Yeah, they were like, oh, yeah What are you like everybody?

2:16:15This bitch podcast Sarah gets got uh Listen, it happens. Yeah, remember when you I'm a trusting loveable girl. She is very loveable That's probably better than being like an untrustable person. Yeah I'm like there's like a guy with his leg coming off and like get away from a scammer I'm like Remember at the beach the old man Oh, yeah, the old man at the beach we were at the beach and this old man was like came up and he's like Talking to us and we're cutting his dog and you could tell he's like this old Malibu rich dude and he's like Yeah, I just wish I could she loves to run the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's talking about the dog She loves to run.

2:17:01I wish I could run her up in the beach, but my knee hasn't worked for years and Sarah's like oh Runner, he's like oh you would and then Sarah suddenly in this thong running this dog up and down the beach and the dude's so Into it and watching he was a pervert. I thought I was helping out a nice man It was a trick. Yeah, it was a thing he does to young women And I watched it go down and I couldn't stop laughing because the dog was out of control too and the dog The dog This is the best story He's like he run a is he filming? Yeah, no, he's so perverted was he filming it? No, yes He was like my knees are bad.

2:17:46I'm like oh, that sucks. I'll walk your dog. Yeah, he wasn't filming it But it was in a in a bank of sorts Yeah, I bet I saw right through what as when he was talking to us because I'm looking around at all these young men That could help him run the dog up and down the beach and I'm like he's not coming up to us because we look athletic And we're gonna run maybe I do look I get offended We look unathletic, but it was just very clearly a trick But she ran boar regard and then the dogs are You watch that trick go down. Yeah, and then when you know was a trick as soon as he started talking to us The second he opened his mouth.

2:18:24I can see it in his horny ass eyes And Sarah's like on and Sarah has the heart of a nurse So Sarah's like his knees She's like Dude if you ever do become a rapper his horny ass eyes has to be your number one Hi, it took me about surprise I thought it was a disguise But he gave me horny ass eyes Yeah, boar regard got you ass Yeah, and then after I go yeah, that seemed weird. She came back. Oh, they were both Her and the dog were the dog didn't even want to run he was like Run The dog was like laying in the sand she was like dragging Guys, what the fuck is this? I hate it. He's like this is my 14 run in my life today It's fucking perverse changes either way.

2:19:19It's three times Another hoppich running Imagine if that's your thing like some some guys play golf this guy pretends he's hobbling on the beach So run with this dog call me jaded, but I've seen the old hobble before That is but imaginative like that's your thing. That's what you get up to do, you know Yeah, you're not getting up to play the chat You get up to just can I tell you I'm down by the beach with a dog. Oh, I just wish I could run with him Would you run? Can I tell you Joe as a woman you I mean as a man you would be so Price to see the tricks that have been trucked. Oh, I wouldn't be surprised Man, they come up with all the mustache disguises all the tricks in the book for some pussy dude.

2:20:03It's crazy crazy. It is insane Well Do want if you really wanted to think about it for a lot of men women is That they're not just other human beings, but there are other human beings that have this insane gift of immense pleasure They're so different than men I know and When you're a guy and women don't like you it's baffling You like there's this thing because everybody wants it if I could get that thing I would have this insane pleasure because like remember the first time You were ever intimate with someone like when you were young. Yeah, you're like this is so wild Like the whole it's wild.

2:20:50Yeah, yeah, it's a weird feeling Yeah, like all of a sudden you become like hugely addicted. Yeah, it's like wild weird feeling. Yeah, now I'm as if nobody wants to do that Nobody when you write on YouTube and you say you dumb bitch and I really smoke in that blunt I'd take it out on a school hallway if robot fuck dolls to fix that Yes, we want that is that what you want? I would rather them oh wait And then they're not hitting on us because they're fucking the bots. Yeah, then they're done with you No, I don't like that either This lady who can speak five languages and she wears a mace Go fuck her And she doesn't go fuck her she wants him to do it.

2:21:34Yeah, she wants me to do it She's not like take out the trash But then there's something that they'll always know that they couldn't There's still that thing. They're still that disconnect for now But 10 years from now when she looks exactly the same and everybody else is 10 years older. Do you think man? 10 years from there. Oh, yeah, 10 years from there and she's exactly the same and this old dude's getting fucking IV In Mackey McConaughey boys About my sex robots I keep getting older Yeah, it's like yeah, they do stay young. Well, did you have a sex robot? Sorry? No, you know, I think the real problem is it's not a sex robot the real problem is some sort of Brain interface with a computer that allows you to have experiences that aren't real Like like the movie her experiences I mean any kind of experience so fantasy experiences be a fucking Viking you get like like if they're going to be able to give you a Fake world in your brain.

2:22:35You're gonna be able to see it Well, yeah, it does seem like VR is so crazy that more and it's like I remember the first time I did VR I remember the first thought I had was that it was gonna be a problem Because I was like this is cooler than the room. I'm in Right like I'd rather spend the day in this room. It's weird. It's not scary. Yeah, and it could also be a room You know, I mean you could be in a room, but just in a better room. Oh, yeah Would you just feel like the walls feel the same and everything looks this oh, yes, this shit is crazy The grieving mother who got to see her daughter again.

2:23:10Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not Okay, okay, that's so crazy That just sent a chill at my spine That's so crazy. That's the beginning of the end folks when you can't tell who's real and who's not a computer generated person that's saying Amazing things to you. Okay This bum me out Jamie. Yeah, the sad Sad she got sad that's sad But happy part is dudes can get Cannot Thank you, my love your welcome mommy. I think these things that they're seeing is just like a little bit of haptic feedback and the gloves and then the visual of the VR But I think it's eventually gonna be inside your mind.

2:23:57They're gonna be able to hijack Whatever it is that lets you see things and what what however your brain interprets things. Yeah, just hijack And and fill it with other information fill it with avatar land fill it with like literally experiences that aren't real but that are more vivid than the experiences that you have and then you're not gonna know What's what anymore? I believe that who knows what's real right now anyways that might be already happening. Yeah That's who knows what's real right now? According to CIA It's all made up anyways. That's what the CIA says. Yeah, CIA dot go the gateway process They said you didn't just make things up and it happens Yeah, they said manifestation is for sync and you can astral project They have a misspear sync as long as you do so much misinformation on this podcast.

2:24:43This could get us all canceled That's kind of our that's kind of our thing Yeah, what are you saying the CIA does what I found in a red thread like six years ago? A red thread it's real Jamie well, it's it's from the website. I didn't want to ruin this for but Just because it is on the website, but they just means that they were investigating it and they have a record of investigating it Doesn't mean that it is real or is able to be recreated. Well, we read it So that means it's real and what is it saying can I see it? Yeah, yeah pull it. I mean We've talked about it before on here with other people.

2:25:16I'm pretty sure of it. I think so too It's it's it's like the astral the people who sit in a room and can see stuff They said that the CIA has been having meetings in the astral romps since 1995 I interviewed one of these guys this shit the biofeedback. Yes, the the he tells you exactly how you can do it Like he gives you a step -by -step. He does the whole You know when you're in third grade and you do a science fair project and you have the hypothesis and he does the whole fucking thing He think he says what he thinks is gonna happen then he fucking does it He tells you exactly what he used the the frequencies and the music he used he said you have to Meditate and listen to a specific frequency and once your brain connects the right and left It's called a hemisphere sink and that he describes exactly how think your thoughts become physical It was crazy.

2:26:06It's crazy. It was crazy Cool. It's so crazy. What is this based on like where to get this information? Uh, I read it. I don't know. I believed it because it was on the CIA website in Mount J. Me Tell me that they're just investigating it. So I guess anything my TikTok could be on there for all I know Someone made it so that all right. Well, we'll we'll check out what he's saying and like here's the report It's kind of like what made it on the list. He's a guest task to provide an assessment of the gateway experience in terms of uh, it's Mechanics and ultimate practicality as I set out to fulfill that tasking it soon became clear that in order to access the validity and practicality Of the process I need to do enough supporting research and and analysis to fully understand how why the process works So what is it saying though?

2:26:59He said that he fucking did the research and he took the fucking time I read this whole thing front to back it took me like four weeks I had to google What did you get out of it? I got out of it that he specifically went to a bunch of scientists talk to a bunch of people He spent a really really long time taking this seriously and that Fucking all this shit that they're saying is real so the manifestation is real you can He tells you manifest things with your into reality with your mind With your mind and you can also travel the astral plane when you sink the left and right sides of your brain And he tells you how to link the left and right side of it.

2:27:39Is there anything you do or you're taint? No, I hope Your taint has to be a specific size You can't have a soft boy taint Left clip top But basically it's really crazy it said that yeah Exactly it makes holographic patterns and that's how your thoughts become reality through holograms Through physical light holograms and they become real things Someone who actually could understand me too go through it. I wish we were smarter ever air wine style is screaming at the Valley girl science Actually the show we pitched in and out oh fake bono. Yeah, I was getting high and doing fake bad science Yeah, that's what I was telling fake bono about this is we're all coming full circle.

2:28:28How much do you think It affects what is it how to escape the confines of time and space according to CIA In the 1980s a spy agency investigated the gateway experience technique to alter consciousness and ultimately escape space time Here's everything you need to know so they looked into this they gave a they gave a woman They also have they also have people that could do telekinesis and stuff and they gave a woman Um, they put in like a ten digit code and they put it in a locker room in another state And the woman was able to leave her mind and go into the vault with the code they gave her physically And then go and then go in and she could only like most of the people that could do it I said I think they said they had like 36 people that could do it Um, they could only bring back eight out of ten numbers like they it was always missing just a little bit Remote viewer in 1989 remote viewer Angela de floria de foria de foria afford Helps track down a former customs agent who's gone on the run.

2:29:29She pinpoints his location as Lowell Wyoming US customs apprehend him a hundred miles west of a Wyoming town called low Lowell see it's always like a little off so it's a little off like lowell and so lowell like see she saw it in her head. Yeah And can I tell you when I can I tell you something crazy is when I first read it Uh on reddit Then when I first read it on reddit like eight years ago I tried to go go back and reference its page. I read and the page wasn't in it anymore Well, there's a page missing And it was the one about magic once Yeah, the magic one page. It's gone. We've been looking for it If that it that turns out to be true and that You can affect reality with your mind.

2:30:14Yeah Why are we doing such a shitty job because it takes a lot of it's like exactly what you said about like Why doesn't everybody just do mushrooms and be chill? It's like it because it's hard to get to that place because it almost feels better I don't know it's like the same way last soul being less aware lower frequency What percentage there's also a lot of luck involved There's a lot of like different factors in how you get somewhere in life It can't all be a manifestation of your thoughts like maybe that's just a factor Maybe instead of it being like a primary factor to your successor failure or whatever in life Maybe it is a factor But the other factors that maybe because we want to concentrate on this mystical one That we're missing out there's a bunch of other shit that has to go into play too like you have to be born into play So you don't get hit by a drone when you know when you're in a wedding party unless everybody's own life is like its own thing And everything is just a backstory To your own story that's what bird christian believes that's Okay, well Christian believes you don't die.

2:31:19Did I just find out I'm an alcoholic I think you die prove to me you die. I'm like okay dude. I you know what I guess you could philosophically say That you don't really know and you do go to sleep and you do wake up. What's that all about what's going on when you're on I'm sleeping because I'm not ready. I get before I fall asleep at night I'm like how is no one questioning this? We're all laying down and closing our eyes and living yeah, and then going into this play You know I dream the same place every single night for the last 10 years I go to the same place every single night and I go to the same beach every single fucking night Sometimes and we go to the same place in our and one time I found a fucking video and people were talking about that they were going to the place that I go the same exact beach They said oh, but sometimes I say in this in this uh in this hotel that's haunted the one of this rooms that's haunted and that's exactly where I go You are a horror movie You're a literal horror movie there are thousands of people that were saying that but horror movies are like that right?

2:32:20It's like everyone gets this message like we got this message What do you want to do? I just feel like we should I feel like we should run this guy dog down the beach There are other people that are gonna say they dream of going to the beach every night But it's a big thing that beach is a huge thing I bet there's people that dream of skiing every night well people The beach is always a nice place to go so if you're trying to have a nice dream You're probably dreaming going to the beach. That's always nice. Yeah, but is it the same play there But a lot of people that was their beach the beach where you What is it a place you know of?

2:32:51No, it's not you never been there. No. Where is it? I don't know you know What what is interesting about are sharks? They want their oil. The water They're not your ass. What they're pissing my dad The water is always really clear and Yeah, there's always a hotel. I live in the hotel It's always like I get the nicest hotel and then one of the rooms is haunted So it's like I can't really enjoy myself there. I have a similar dream and a lot of people Yeah, and sometimes like I I wait the I'm in a hotel and I'm like I have to get ready for my flight There's always a flight the flight and then I get on the flight and it goes sometimes and I can never leave the water I get on a flight the plane will break in half and I'll parachute slowly back onto the fucking wall I had a job and I'll be right back on the beach then I was on I was on a plane while I had this dream I fell asleep and I dreamed that we're flying through a tunnel And then you couldn't move to the left or to the right the plane had to stay in the center And the pilot was good at doing it so we're okay But then we're flying through a fucking tunnel that's My eyes were closed and I was dreaming while I was on a plane.

2:34:01I was like oh my god That's so trips me out sometimes I have dreams that I like See like a truck coming to hit me or something and then when I wake I'll wake up from the sound of a honking In real life like when I wake up a truck is honking at the same time that my dream was having that thing happened How does that happen that happens to people right? What do you think is happening when you think about someone they call you? Oh, I think that we live in a vibrational world and so if you're thinking about someone That there's a chance you're putting that out and that they're subconsciously picking up on it.

2:34:37I thought I was just Puerto Rican crazy I heard you talking shit Yeah, there's there's times I mean you think about someone and then they text you can feel someone looking at you Yeah, they say that statistically right like they've done tests on that I think Was that Rupert Cheldrick was that one of his yeah, yeah, I think it's I don't I don't think it's everybody and I don't think it's all the time It's not like you always know when people are watching you know, but it seems like it's more often than chance I think that's how they looked at it Well, you can because also you're in an unnatural environment So like if they make you stay in a room, okay, you don't know this room You know like you know you're a part of an experiment you're sitting down like you know There's a lot of weird factors in there that will interrupt the normal Ability and frequency to just feel the world But if you're in your living room and then someone walks in your living room and you're like You just feel that they're in the living room even though you didn't hear anything Yeah, what is that like there might be something to that like that always not to bring up my school ADD again But I used to yawn in class and see how many people I could get to yawn after my yawn That's mental illness Not the idea The yawn is a fucking interesting project.

2:36:08I use a yawn and see how many people I can get to tag on the cat The yawn captain. I would do anything to not pay attention and so The yawns are weird Yawns are fucking And why when you're about to start tripping do you do that a lot? Oh yeah mushrooms it's always like I yawn you know what I think you know what I notice too is when I laugh a lot with my friends Even if I'm not on drugs. I'll start like my lungs will get like mucusy like my body starts to need some more Charcoal it's no it's I think it's getting rid of the mucus mom Mommy stop talking about your mucus Leave the flame at home Honey anyway It's kind of just the same thing.

2:36:58It's very true and show -esque where like I've been trying to leave I tried there's always like you're even last night. I had a dream I was getting on a flight And it was like the whole time it's like when I'm about to get there something happens the ticket doesn't work It's always like uh -oh look what happened looks like you're stuck here again And it's not a bad place to be but I keep wanting to be like But I want to see what else there is and like trying to go somewhere I have a dream my teeth fall out like dominoes I touch one and then the other one just crumble and they all just fall out.

2:37:27I haven't had that That's crazy. I hate it. It's a reoccurring dream And then also that I'm in it's a common one and that I'm in high school and I don't know my locker coat And I'm like is it 38 -12 -07? Fuck. I don't know what class I'm going to like you wake up as an adult I like who I was I stressed but you're almost 40 I had multiple dreams after I got out of high school that I somehow another failed and I had to go back Yeah, that's the worst dream. That's not one of mine And then I had to make a decision like am I going to be a high school dropout or I'm like I do another year of high school Oh doing another year of high school I'm so free.

2:38:04I'm almost free and then that was my dream. I have that too. Yeah, I don't have that one. School nightmare is still Yeah, I'm in a way I did have a friend die and I had a nightcare the night that my friend died at the same exact time and I never had The dream so my dreams are pretty good. They're at the beach all the time So I had a one a one really bad dream That woke me up out of my sleep that someone had killed themselves in front of me And I woke up like instantly crying in the next morning. I got a call the same hour that it happened That's pretty trippy But that could also it's like could also be the same thing as like someone looking at you It could be like that could be a coincidence the night that I had a bad dream It could be it could be the you remember it because of the fact that your friend did that because if you didn't have that It's if you might not even remember it.

2:38:58No, this is how I know yeah You know what I'm saying like how many times you're really accurately remembering well This is how I know I was dating a guy and I woke up next to him and he was like what's going on Because I never do that and I told him about my dream the moment it happened. Oh There you go and that's how I yes, and that's how I knew because the next day I was like did I tell you about that dream and he was like yeah, you told me exactly that that happened Yeah, it's not how he died, but he died Well, they don't know what dreams aren't really I mean they they know when people are in REM sleep They know that you should get a certain percentage of REM sleep in order to be like fully recovered and rested and relaxed But there's a lot of weird shit about the consciousness of dreaming It's a lot of weird shit like because we know the body produces in dodgedness psychedelic chemicals And is it doing that is that what that is?

2:39:46Is that why they're so hard to remember because it's like psychedelic Yeah, yeah, it's there's probably Some kind of state that you go into when you're dreaming you know, it's crazy about DMT is that it smells like morning breath Ah Yeah, it does whenever I smell it. I'm like it smells like more it stinks It has a bit about morning breath and mucus. Yeah I'm doubling down sweetie. I think we're being a soft girl. It has a totally different strategy So amazing So you give it up your cards Yeah I'm telling you You can't pull her in because people know you're scheming. I'm not scheming. There's something to that Skim for her you like pull it in lady.

2:40:36I like to um There's something to that Joe. Yes, but it's a dream realm and it smells like morning breath. Well It only smells like that if you burn it You know, there's other ways of getting it getting into your body. They're doing this long slow IV drip in England now Interest and they're mapping these experiences. This was weird like doing long fully in DMT experiences where they're going to the same places over and over again and they're encountering very specific beings Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like the purple lady. There's like this one purple snake like lady that a lot of people have encountered and if you go online There's lots of people that have documented this snake lady Maybe but what these guys are doing they're doing it for hours and hours at a time in the DMT state because it's doing it through an IV So this is like a completely unusual experience when I did DMT that's why it told me that the aliens are Um where the penguins are Okay, the I saw it's world's flat.

2:41:36We're going back to world's flat I think do I think the world's flat is that what I'm finding out about There's no it would be the greatest thing to find out ever what penguins do seem a little alienly they do Nothing at all They still look at the birds that lives in the place where you have to be fat to stay alive because there's cold Fucking water and leopard seals everywhere. Yeah, I see a leopard seal One of my favorite animals. They don't even think they don't look they're real leopard seals look like a avatar animal They all they do is just fuck up penguins Just fuck they are the death of penguins they exist to eat penguins These motherfuckers are cute.

2:42:14Oh my god look at that thing. That's real I feel bad for the penguin. That's so cute. That is a leopard seal. They are For rocious look at that poor little penguin that penguin is done that image of that one on the ice there No, the one to the right of it their face the one where yeah right there I know but look at the image from the video. It's crazy. Oh That image is insane the blood on its mouth face of that thing And they just jack penguins They don't like it They're the bullies of penguins. They can't sing one patrol. Yeah, they're some of the most interesting animals There are aliens I'm telling you they existed until a few years back Quote me when you find out penguins are aliens you're gonna remember this moment Yeah, I think I remember March the penguins.

2:43:07That's what I found out about them. What year was that? Remember that there was like a big documentary. Yeah, everybody went to see the penguin movie. I was really cute It was Yeah, that and what the bleep everybody went to see what the bleep and came back all spiritual remember those days This shit. It's basically what the CIA said. Yes, manifest reality. What the bleep Maybe around something too So maybe it's like a little bit of that and then also a lot of luck and also a lot of Good combo. It's got to be a bunch of different things. It's got to be yeah A bunch of different things happen in simultaneous life.

2:43:41Got to be driven. Yeah showing up To your life. I think in that it's only she's back I'm a mode He all down. She's back. We need the music for her when you wake up in the morning Look in the mirror and say I'm gonna be the best me that I could be She's the best her that she could be You can one in the back shankisms yes You should sell a daily calendar. Yeah, with shankism every day come to my seminar Come to my seminar 17 easy payments of 69 99 you can always listen other comics have done it you guys should start life coaching No, I mentioned that that's uh what I think the device article found out about the The gateway process what the guy who was sort of like promoting it gave a convenient seven -day Short cut to finding out how to do all this and trying to find the picture of the tapes They had the tapes on here.

2:44:38Well Say that again. He did a seven -day one So it's like an audio thing and like you have to keep listening to this audio to get to unlock it I suppose is what it was saying no if you just listen to this camp his tapes over and over again. It's a time share We have to go to Arizona Joe this whole thing Well, you sell these tapes that are I guess are Freak couple different frequencies and then they started pitching this thing called the honey sink and that is copyright now and there's Websites selling all sorts of stuff about honey sink We cannot achieve the state on our own the audio techniques developed by Bob Monroe and his institute which compromise comprise a series of tapes Claim to induce and sustain hemi sink Here the document shifts the usage of quotes and other reports describe the powers of hemi sink Wayne employs the analogy of a lamp versus a laser Left to its own devices the human mind Expends energy like a lamp and a chaotic and incoherent way achieving lots of diffusion But relatively little depth under hemi sink though the mind produces a discipline stream of light This is the thing you wrote in the article.

2:45:49Yeah, so once the frequency and amplitude of the brain are rendered coherent It can then synchronize with the rarefied energy levels of the universe With this connection intact the brain begins to receive symbols and display astonishing flashes of holistic intuition Hell yeah, I'm trying to go from lamp to laser. Imagine you just get that with a cassette player It's just a walk man. You have old school walk I thought this was the Beatles The last age of the report was missing so a lot of people think that there's like the hidden gears on that But I told you well listen What if it's real that's the thing like if they really did figure something like that out and if you really do listen to all seven of those tapes and Unlocks some fucking potential We got to find that tape here to now never been seen some some crazy new thing.

2:46:38I'm down to try hemi's hemi sink It's just from some crazy dude figured it out Just everything else also I wouldn't disbelieve that like some dude figured out and also is selling tapes like both of those can exist right Why not yeah, I mean that's your perfect cover. I'd be pedaling tapes too Yeah, I do if I had the answers like that But they're kind of barely pedaling tapes if you really think about it. It's not a lot of marketing put into this a low key tape pedal They go if you want it come get it That's their logo you want it About the internet legit now What if it's real what if you go up there and they really are doing that.

2:47:17That's why nobody wants to leave What if they really do have some sort of process where through sound you can achieve this state of unveiling The universe exposes itself to you the way it really is that is tight and I would like to go to the astro plane And then you know I hate to be a 14 year old boy about it, but that's tight It's like to kids are claiming that they're fucking in the astro plane that they sneak off in their heads and that's where they have sex Isn't that crazy? Yeah, I'm trying to link up with a man and on the astro plane Maybe suck. Maybe that's where they are. Yeah, you go in it's like he's still here.

2:47:53He got that market We gotta find a different point. He's a black belt in the astro plane Not zuck of being a black belt in another realm What would you call it an uma Pluto? I don't know what did you call it? I don't know Kim that was so long You can't let it go Give me bad you just you know the pleasure so cute triangle The triangles Dead ones up remember when you put that girl You use the arm bar and the Beverly Hills against the Beverly girl tried to trap Sarah in a bathroom For no reason a drunk girl She said don't fuck with me. I'm from Belair out of nowhere She was dropping very well. They're getting fine.

2:48:40And then Kim had to She was like this drunk crazy girl and Kim had to pull out a low key JuJutsu move to keep her back nothing crazy just trying to get started at the stall just an arm bar Is that what they're going? Yeah, I had to get it on video too because I was like this Bella Or they're just gonna have to sue me Yeah, Christ we get into situation Gets rowdy out there in the streets. Yeah, sometimes you walk someone's street to Bella Street to Bella are hard Gang gang It's a guy Are there gangs in Belair probably everywhere now? Yeah, they're a good move. I think a lot of money. You're successful gang They're not getting living there, but I don't feel like there's many gangs in Belair She was in a gang in Belair This girl was in a sundress and she was ready She was like don't fuck with me.

2:49:28She kept dropping the area code. Yeah. Yeah She was not kidding around Battleful Belair turns fatal as residents resist gang takeover what what if you saw that girl in the dress in the park? 2021 There's gang violence in Belair probably not Belair Los Angeles My next part was it's got to be more Belair Yes is Belair and uh, and where? Port of Princess. Oh That's where that blonde girl is from Belair to make us Yeah Yeah, that's why she's so cocky Not a blonde and Jamaican. Hey, what's with what they run out of names? Why is it too? Belair? There's a Belair and uh the Baltimore area also There's Paris, Texas.

2:50:16There's Hollywood, Florida. Oh, yeah, I don't love it either. I think it's ridiculous I don't think you should be able to do that. There's enough words. Yeah, make something up like you know Winnipeg I'm feeling like that was made up on a whim. It's just like Seems like there's plenty of names. Thank you Sarah cuz Joe You internally told me to fuck off that I saw it in your eyes There is like did they run out of town names? So stupid why is there another Paris? Don't you know about the real Paris? Why'd you call yourself Paris? This isn't Paris No, this is I feel like you are accusing me directly I didn't ever call this I'm fucking did it.

2:51:02Yeah, this is like the yeah the black Friday Paris Did you guys ever see the Paris that they recreated in China? That's like virtually like vacant? No, it's what they've made these I now I'm assuming this is real because this was quite a few years ago This was like before CGI was at its level that it's at now because now anything can I mean It's so hard to know what you're looking at but they used to have this There was a web series where they explored these places. I forget who did it But they have these videos of these towns that are like recreations of other cities in other parts of the world That's so crazy.

2:51:42Yeah, whoa that China's strange city of Paris So they have an Eiffel Tower the whole deal so it's like Vegas, but they just But nicer, but nice, but they've recreated a lot of Paris It's really crazy It's very interesting. I don't know how accurate it is Oh, there's like it's a one third replica of Diffel Tower for instance It's like they expect the 10 ,000 residents. So it's not huge. Wow Since there's only 10 dot 10 percent of that so there's like a thousand people live in there How weird so weird what a weird decision to like make it's kind of cool though like let's make another Paris It is kind of cool.

2:52:21There's something kind of cool about it like why not fuck it's one hotel open for guests for foreigners As long as you don't pretend with we're the real Everyone's in berets Walking with bad guests Imagine the Parisians like hey, hey, hey you guys are culturally appropriating They call themselves the originals. They Paris actually stole this from us You think maybe they were trying to do like a resort town. No mad assortes maybe Yeah, there's an iful tower in Ohio. It kicks island. It's been there forever. It's on the Brady Bunch back in the 70s It's on the Brady Bunch. It's a little like you know, it's just they just made one.

2:52:57It's huge. Is it Like make dieful tower there just make something big. Yeah How many statues of liberty are there? We got hours. Did anybody ever make their own Like the France gave it to us Yeah, the French gave it to us. Yeah, yeah, and then did anybody else say I want one too Make their own what's up France you could just like shit on anything that's ever made and been like I'm gonna make one too and show you how unspecial that is Oh, so you have a Paris I have a Paris Yeah, there's a second one in Paris They made two they made two and they're several smaller ones, but I think I've seen the one in Paris is like Smaller though.

2:53:37Let me see if I can find a picture. Yeah, show me Here's one thing then I'm gonna make the fucking pyramids The pyramids like the classier kind of version. It's like not so in your face. Yeah, it's not in the middle of ocean either Yeah, looks much more accessible. You have to get on a ferry. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Oh my god Gonna go visit a statue Walk it walk the stairs Mashi rain forever Not George. It's always a guy named George with you It's a statue from Paris. It's crazy. Like a zippers statue Is what's important You know what this means is like absolutely nothing as well means whatever you decide it means people get excited about statues Yeah, like whenever the shit goes down in a movie if the statue of liberty is in the ocean.

2:54:28You know we're fucked Oh, that's like the dance tomorrow It's floating by Does my statue liberty's getting fucked up. We got a real problem. You're right. Yeah, we identify with that that statue Yeah, yeah, I'm giving the eagle gets killed. What hey? Not a fucking eagle Eagles Eagles are amazing Yeah, you don't want to see a statue liberty and eagles the bad sign for the times if you see an eagle on the road Yeah, not a dead eagle. I watched a video of a bear climbing up a tree to kill an eagle Whoa It was like a juvenile eagle that was in the nest the bear just climbed up the tree just Let's just grab the eagle bears look so Robotic to me.

2:55:16They look animatronic like they look like interesting Tell me they look like they would be a good cuddle climbing up the tree to get to the the eagles babies And the eagle season climbing up the tree. There's nothing she can do about it. Oh Got a big ass. Whoa the dad eagle just flew by was like well you're taking another care of it for me Taking a risk to that's a small branch. Yes, the eagles are just freaking out. Whoa They're trying to save the babies. Oh, yeah, for sure You can't do shit about it because you can't risk getting bitten by a fucking bear So he got up there. Did you fast forward through?

2:55:52Right after that altercation like right there. He gets up there right any bites that the baby Eagle and kills it so he's easy like kill. No, I see it. I'll say drags him down. Yeah, not for me It's crazy is eating eagle Scary Imagine a world where you kill an eagle and you eat it you kill an eagle with your face and you eat it With your face And this is a deal they all kill animals with their face. Yeah, we can't kill jack shit with our face Our faces are fucking useless for killing them. They really are yeah, they can kill everything with their face And they eat eagles death by face. That's like that wasn't the first time we did that That beer just ate freedom Since fucking high school.

2:56:38No, we go eat He was eating that wasn't his first eagle No, he knew it. He was up there. It wasn't like guessing. The thing is what are those guys doing just casually film It that's a hunk that bear seems hungry. I see that video. I got we got to go He seems like that's not gonna fill him up The small little eagle it'll film up for a little while and they're scared of people That's a black bear black bears are scared of people for the most part But not always like they're very unpredictable But most of the time they don't want to have anything to do with people in the real problems when you catch a mother Near their cubs and you're unexpected like they're better off knowing you're there Mm -hmm and for the most part unless they're predatory And if they're predatory, they'll try to if they're hungry.

2:57:20They'll try to eat you and that has happened to people before Getting mold by bear it has to be one of the worst nature deaths. It's got would you rather get eaten by a shark or mold by a bear I'm going mold. I'm going shark. I'm going shark might just chop in half and swim off and decide you taste like shit Bear is gonna I feel like the shark might like the way I taste there's gonna just tear you up She's confident in the water Bear is gonna tear your chest apart like an excited child opening up a Christmas present That was also very miserable You just left this place Open you up and eat your guts all right.

2:58:00I'm going shark while you're still alive because they don't kill you They don't have to kill you they just start eating you see what they do to salmon. They just start eating. Yeah, I don't kill you first They don't care. Yeah, that's kill you first right Bears don't kill you first. They don't have to They don't care. You're going anywhere. I guess the right answer is shark I don't know if there's a good answer there. They both suck both both those things suck What are you going shark or bear I'm going shark all day every day Come in what about wolves Oh, I feel like I feel like a wolf would be maybe better than a shark no way I had to drag you around no it'd be a bunch of on oh Yeah, when you paint that picture I'm back at shark It was shark it was bear shark wolf What do you think's the most pleasant animal that if you had to pick one anaconda Ah nice squeeze today No, you think that's the most pleasant You just go to sleep the old erotic fish Autorotic Autorotic That one that's when like the old jerk off of the belt excess he died from that who in excess yeah the band band What's his name from kung -fu David the whole band he'd know one guy.

2:59:25I was like they were all doing it together like one two three guys Don't let go if you love us You always got a wonder about those kind of deaths though because that's if you were gonna kill somebody that's a good way to pose them That's true. Yeah, because nobody wants to get involved in the jerk off. They're like oh god leave him alone It's like being someone's diary not only that it shames them in death This you were gonna um like make it so that you shame them in death and you also You present like such a disgusting scenario that everybody wants just covered up because if that's really what he was into like Oh, if this gets out to be so embarrassing so it kind of like stifles the possibility of exploring whether or not they were killed It's just me being criminally minded.

3:00:10I'm like I was thinking that oh if you're gonna wax somebody Definitely put him in a fucking wetsuit chava dildo up their ass Fucking tie a rope around their neck and have him like hanging there on the edge of a chair And then just it fucked up didn't work out. Wow when I get one I'm like oh they were kinky They were into some shit Maybe that guy was A piece of shit and maybe somebody's very mad at him or maybe A piece of shit was really mad at him and he was a really good guy and he couldn't keep his mouth shut Something now like I think for sure there's been people that have done things like that of course.

3:00:47Yeah, I said it up It's a sick world. Yeah, it's a sick sick world. I'm not saying the next sex guy. I'm saying like In the world of whacking people there's some in saying stories that people go up looks like all so far. Oh, yeah Works like a soul saw Well, here's no this here's one even crazier. There is a guy Whose worker for the Clintons they found him hanging from an extension cord at a ranch with a shotgun wound to his chest But the weapon wasn't there and they call it a suicide Whoa, yeah Well, it seems like they got he got wax That one seems a little sus. Well the the guy that uh runs cash -up Oh, no, no, he got murdered by someone he knew They arrested the guy they arrested a guy it was he knew his sister and there was some sort of an altercation about him and his sister likely story that is the likely story you don't think so it doesn't have to be that either God you're gonna pedal in baseless conspiracies What but when did he lost it?

3:01:53On she left kicked on here the shotgun did did get discovered. Okay So what initially they didn't this 30 feet from him. Oh But still close Could he I don't know if you would I just maybe maybe that might work if you like put it right on your chest and then blast it backwards And just let go of it. I wonder how far we go But yeah, this it says he he was found with the Quarter around his neck and then shot himself exactly what you said And cash -up it's like that's some weird thing where like they can't trace it or it's something about the money See now this is from the new york post .com right so we're we're not gonna know I think unless you talk to his family unless you're talking like we're just no one knows anything No one knows anything the earth is flat Just the fact of the guy was found and he was involved in the Epstein stuff He had brought Epstein to the White House like really?

3:02:48Yeah multiple times like wasn't that the case with him? I believe he's the same guy that yeah Out in the same sort of case the Galei Maxwell's father. It was a very strange death He was found like naked upside down in the water near his yacht But also if you're Galei Maxwell's father that's probably how you can't see You're filling your bubble up with sea water On the side of your yacht and honestly She's comes from a horny family Really kinky when you got that kind of money. Yeah, you get really kinky these guys will like hop a naked in the water Yeah, the sex underwater holding their breath Well, let's make sit up give me the furry helmet Yeah, the furries the furries are created So maybe that guy really did hang himself and then shoot himself with the chest With a shotgun Weird though I mean everything I've ever said in my life is allegedly How good do you think satellite footage is now like if you go outside do you think it follow you everywhere you look?

3:03:54Yes, yes, yes, I think they could have done that 10 years ago. I think so yeah To be honest, I have no idea Yeah, I don't trust I don't trust that we're not being watched You know what I've been yelling for the last 10 years anytime someone doesn't something doesn't work like my phone glitch I'm like how did we get to the moon and how So much less Getting to the moon yeah the amount of the amount of power that you have in your phone is vastly Superior to the all of the computers that were linked together in the Apollo project. That's so crazy That's true, but that is so crazy to think about wow Joe would you go to the moon if someone said hey, I have room on my shuttle now You would it's a trap you would do you think they take you well, I'm gonna go to a place that sucks It sucks I can look at I see it sucks like stepping foot on I'm sure I Like looking at earth from a space would probably be the wildest that would be wild Like thing thinking that's what I want I would like to say like you're above The earth like you fly out into space and you're looking back on the earth.

3:05:02That's got to be an insane thing to experience That's got to be insane that's good because you get it a little bit when you get it a plane And then you'll like but it's kind of a freaky thing that you're like up here in the clouds and shit like what are we doing up here? Yeah, it feels foreign. How do we figure out how to do this all the time? Yeah, I'm not convinced Every time I'm on a plane It might be fake They might time travel you The foggy target she does she does some crazy OCD shit before we get into the plane. She's got to touch it twice Oh boy, I I have a touch of the D and the O and the C in the D Touch of the D A trace a trace of the trace of the Compton's of behaviors.

3:05:45Yeah, it works for you if you got a system she goes to it She goes don't worry. I gotta touch the plane twice so we get there safe and she goes I got us you're gonna be happy and I feel it's playing I have to look at the people in the eye and if the people don't look like they have a will to live I have to have like pay extra attention during the flight so we can get there Kim controls the flights To two two taps I can tell if there's someone that's not as worried as me I have to do it I can tell when I've been someone can take over and I go I can I can that for a while will both keep it up I don't know when the one captain complimented my sunglasses.

3:06:23Yeah, that captain You should hit him up because we could have gotten a little buddy pass out of it You should have made that captain your little buddy Have you ever been on a plane where there was a squabble? A fight people start fighting. I've not been on a plane where they had tried to A lady like you need to get off and she wouldn't get off and she had to be removed and then we all had to come off I started the boo for her which was really fun The Karen boo Yeah, she needed it. She gets involved. She treats everywhere like sking fest This is a plane I'm out surfing over her Some of these brawls that you see on planes are fucking insane where people just pile on top of each other in the sky That is so nuts.

3:07:03It's crazy. It's crazy. Just get in a fight while you're flying to the sky People it is so crazy. You can't I don't mean one everyone jumping that much in the plane at the same time I'm like don't move it. It's crazy that we're going this way and it's going well every time I'm like wow This is going well. It's great. We're alive We're flying up here in the clouds whenever I get off when I'm exiting I look the pilot dead in the eye like I literally am so thankful for my life when I get off a plane I'm like dude you're just some dude. He's just some guy standing there and how many times do those planes fly?

3:07:39I mean they're overused machines That's the perfect. I have no idea. He's like saying that I'm gonna say everything I've ever thought extensive like Search criteria they do everything is done over with a fine tooth cone to make sure nothing's wrong I know they do but how many accidents? Yeah, how many times? If you think about how many planes fly it's one of the obviously it's one of the safest ways to travel If you look at it statistically, it's probably is like the one that happens. It's so terrifying Right, if that's how you go everybody's horrified because it's out of your hands. You're in the sky.

3:08:17It's all nuts Right, so it's a particularly terrifying way to go But also right up there with wolves. It would also be weird to survive a plane. Oh my god I heard about a girl that survived a plane crash She was the only one by herself. She was the flight attendant and she Fever's guilt only she had was broken ribs and I kept thinking about her ex -boyfriend how terrified he was Like if you're That lady's dirty. Yeah, she comes back already Come back up and she thinks that air comes back. You're like she's dead. That's the thing about something like that Just like there's certain situations where it's dumb luck Like the impact the way it hits the way you hit where it goes down, you know, it's just like it's chaos Flies.

3:09:02They're probably crash landing right before Travis Barker. You told me this. Oh, yeah You tell the story. Oh, you know Travis Barker gun that I don't know if this is true. Oh Sorry, I don't know if anything is true after this fucking podcast Is this even real man? Am I even am I even here? Yeah, um, but Travis Barker I think he said in a in a thing that his daughter asked him not to get on the flight. She had a bad dream the plane crash before he got on the flight And she happens like with surgeons and stuff like if you tell a surgeon That the that you had a bad dream a lot of the times they'll try and reschedule.

3:09:42Oh wow Well for me, I hope that I'll fall in the hands. I say aren't true and people are just gonna bum barred me with real facts after this They probably well. It seems like a lot of you're doing voodoo basically doing a lot of voodoo me. Yeah currently No, like what you're saying? Oh Yeah, we're boo -boo bitches a little bit of woo -boo is fun. Yeah, I have an amacus in my bag. I bet you do Little bit of woo -boo is a good good done. You little bit of astrology a Little bit of everything a little bit of Sedona time share Hey, every time you got to go to Sedona and set to a 10 minute I'll have to go a year.

3:10:18No, okay. So what happened is this? So I told Kim I said Kimmy we're going on vacation peck your bags. We're going to Sedona and then she involved to me Yeah, and then when I called when I called they said well on this date you have to go to a 120 minute presentation And I said nope Because that's where it goes down. They lock you in a room And that's where they make you really sign on I heard it gets bad. I heard sometimes they drug you They get you they get you drunk allegedly everything I said is low -eye nothing I've ever said is the truth okay, so then what can you say? You can't say that because they'll sue you.

3:10:56I knew big time share Big time sure You're saying you hear they drug you this time. There's news there's a news article about a couple that got locked in a room They gave him a weird drink and then they bought a time share Yes You're serious. She told me this couple getting drugged in a time share and I'm I'm not saying that they do I'm saying that this couple said okay, so she told me it happened with their drink She told me this and then everyone I talked to was like you can't go to Sedona presentation signing Couple recounts their time nightmare Where was some even claimed they were drug CBS.

3:11:34I got a pig all inclusive resorts in Mexico suspected of drugging tourists Well, so then what is that how they what are they doing are they drugging them to try to get them to That's so I'm not I saw it. I saw it. Yeah, and they were like suddenly by the time Men years blit and it's fucking plays in Mexico with 10 other people It's just as tainted alcohol. What does that mean? Why's there's been so much taint talk alcohol Trinks with alcohol of bad quality and great amounts. Oh, no, that's just just that's just bad drinks Well, yeah, but isn't that weird that it said like suspected of drugging tourists when you click on it That's deceptive right the right the one right there All line being deceptive in a way Yeah, but you know, I'm saying because like what what it actually said they did versus what they really did What they did is like they served them bad alcohol The alcohol was bad, but it wasn't they weren't drugging the tourists They were just being assholes and they hadn't gotten rid of their drug Yeah, I mean let okay, so listen, so then I decided I'm not gonna go to Sedona even though I paid for the vacation and I had to eat the cost Hmm because I didn't want to get locked into a room So here it says extortion and all these cases there's a bunch of cases similar weird things happening people probably okay So some people probably did get drugged and they're probably yeah, that could be that's their excuse Who knows but now they have a place in Hawaii that they share with seven other people I'm sorry In a Wahoo chill out on the beach yep, that's the the dreams like a place on the big island or something like that We just yeah, like Hawaii looking the thing about the big island though.

3:13:20It's alive Never know that it spits out lava. No, that's a little too alive for me. It's really alive Spitting out lava the day after I was there last with my family it happened Yeah, and a rock. Yeah, it's an eruption. There's a great video of them There's there was ones the few years back that ignored this engulfed rather this Mustang this Mustang was parked in the street and the lava comes across the street and just Destroyes the car and just it's gone forever. It's amazing. That's so crazy. Yeah, these people live on an active volcano Yes, the reason why Hawaii exists in the first place It's a volcano that erupted out of the ocean and it became this five separate insane paradise But if you watch pull this video up of the lava eating the we should end this soon too So long ass podcast watch this because we're having fun.

3:14:16We were having fun We saw oh my gosh in that insane. That looks like a a mud pie Watch when it hits the car looks like an Oreo look at it just does the car just goes It just just goes right through oh shit turns it into nothing It's crazy. That's the that is so crazy. That's the center of the earth That's the center of the world. That's the real center of the world coming out That's the real center that's You literally we found the real center of the world came where you're going. Oh my god Yeah, that's uh, we were talking about Hawaii being like the ultimate dream to live on the big island But that it is an active volcano and this this happened recently Jesus yeah, it's like I just consumed a car Uh, you know, not very many things happen the way you imagine as a child and that's like what I imagine happening Yeah, yeah, we all made that baking soda volcano Not scared of volcanoes, but it's one of the scariest things in all of nature.

3:15:16I don't know yet doesn't seem scary in my head Well, have you ever heard of super volcanoes? Super volcanoes have knocked human beings down to just a few thousand people Like 70 ,000 years ago. Was it the toba the toba eruption? Yeah, there's one in the middle of yelstown That's what that is. That's a caldera volcano giant -ass volcano in the middle of yelstown. How big can it? It's so big. It's huge, but how much three hundred kilometers across oh take how it will take out most of the country Yeah, hold on Okay, we're gonna worry about bears sharks and a condus Volcanoes aliens aliens People drugging you at all inclusive resorts Time shares You gotta worry about cults everything all of it all of it all of it I go back to the gas station swivel Gas station sticker you gotta think of something beautiful.

3:16:11Yes, go back to listening with that go back to that castation That bumper sticker that changed Kim's life Now a change ours Well, listen ladies. I'm very happy we did this. There's a lot of fun. This is really fun. Yeah, we did it like last time we did it 2014 wow That's crazy that is crazy the girls are veterans in the game wow I know I know I want to see the two and see like us nine years ago being like It's a really good off probably cause lawsuits so Tell everybody social media At princess princess like normal and then shank s h en k That's where everything is. I have a link tree with all my show dates and you can find everything there Both pods this bitch and shank and I have a patreon on That's it Kim Uh you guys can follow me on twitter.

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