#1984 - Brian Redban

43:59If you're an alien I think if they were to make that movie today It would be like very synthetic sounds like EDM or something like that For sure It would be like trumpets Back then they never predicted EDM The closest they had was disco Yeah It was kinda EDM -ish Yeah But better That fucking movie was amazing It definitely sound like Skrillex fucking music Yeah Yeah, they have like all keyboards and piano I wonder why they decided to do it this way To have language be communicated through music and lights Yeah That's the 70s It's the 70s man They didn't know any better It's an emphoney that Even in today's science fiction movies No one's on their phone Yeah There's a R -Wheel read about that I wonder if it's true They said it's not interesting to watch people on their phones So they just don't know It's definitely not, but it's also not realistic to not have people on their phones I think it's the movie or is it on a movie?

44:53No, that's true Only TV shows people are on their phones I just rewatched Top Gun the other day Have you seen the original Top Gun in a while? That doesn't really hold up very well, man There's a part where he's hitting on a girl And then he finds out that the girl is with a guy or wife or boyfriend or something like that And so then he just starts watching her She goes to the bathroom and he falls there into the bathroom And starts talking about how he wants to fuck her on the sink And it's just like, hold, how creepy Tom Cruise is just going into women's restrooms And then talking about fucking her on a sink and shit Wow It was weird It was one of those movies my girlfriend so young she hasn't seen so I'm like Oh, you got to see Top Gun and halfway through She's like, this is the cheesiest movie I've ever seen in my life I'm like, yeah, it is Those are the cocaine days They were doing cocaine and writing You know, that's like the showgirls days Oh yeah, for sure Showgirls is the best cocaine movie of all time She's with her husband herself He's like, oh, he's drinking his buttlight, by the way He's a regular buttwise drink light Oh, she goes to the ladies room and he's going to follow her Oh my god, give me some volume on this He just met her What a creepy, he just met her It's a long cruise, was it, Saylor?

46:10It's too long What do you want to do? Just drop right down on the tile and go for it Alright, actually ahead And just countering my That would be very, very comfortable, yeah It could be Actually, I came in here to save you Making a big mistake with that Oh my god Really? So I could go into a bigger one with a young guy like yourself Maybe No So suck I know And this is the woman's restroom He just met her two minutes before this This is so weird It's so weird that she's like, get the fuck out of here, you creepy And then other women aren't in there shitting And then the whole thing is like, fuck The fuck is kind of writing as this And she went into the bathroom just to like look at her lip or something Like she didn't even do anything in the bathroom if you noticed Just want to reapply We apply makeup Yeah, the writer's strikes happening right now, right?

47:19So all those late night talk shows, fucked There's like a few showing reruns and stuff, yeah That's hilarious, they can't operate without writers I would just do the AI, I'd be like How about just interview people? Yeah, exactly Just bring people in Yeah, you have to have writers Did you see the South Park episode they did with that? No They think they had ChatGPT right in episode Oh, they did? And at the end it says like, co -written by Trace Parker and ChatGPT Oh, it might have been a joke making a joke about the whole thing Or it might have actually been a lot of bad jokes Yeah, I did a write a monologue You can have ChatGPT write a monologue for Jimmy Fallon Oh yeah Come on, that would be easy You should do, you should type in the ChatGPT Make a romantic story, summary between Joe Rogan and Jamie That would be easy Do it, Jay It doesn't know who I am, I've tried Oh really?

48:11It's sort of, yeah It made up three people asked who works on the show before It made up three names Meecho Gaku at a very good point He's like, it doesn't, it scours the entire internet So it's like people write nonsense Yeah And lies, it scoops up those nonsense and lies and throws it in there too It can't discern, but it will be able to eventually Mm -hmm, supposedly I heard that there's people that work behind the scenes on ChatGPT And they're just like minimum wage, like McDonald's workers What? Yeah, there was an article that just came out yesterday about ChatGPT employees People to, I forget what they do, but they kind of like fact -checked They were label the responses and they end up, they were only paying, they pay like $15 an hour I think this was the, this might not be the same article, but I think this is how they were using it to program it maybe Open AIU's Kenyan workers for less than $2 per hour to make ChatGPT less toxic Less toxic Yeah, there used to be a service a while ago, a long time ago I forget what it's called, but people, you could ask a question and people would do that They would answer for you and then respond Sort of like, chat chires, I'm sure There's something super creepy about the fact that it's become totally normal for companies to use People in other countries that make almost no money to make things that they sell for thousands of dollars like iPhones Yeah, it's so weird It's so weird that no one has shifted to manufacturing something like an iPhone in America No one has shifted to manufacturing all these things you see in these fucking creepy places where they're digging minerals out of the ground to make your phone Like, one, just one company, one company, make everything here, pay everybody well, make everything, make me not feel like shit for buying a phone I've tried to like, is there a phone you can buy this the most ethical phone?

50:08Yeah Not really, not unless you want a fucking cord plugged into the wall Right What's the most ethical phone? Yeah There used to be that one Fair phone, is that like one? There used to be that one I don't think it's a whack though, the problems they can't compete You all stop using Android I would never use an iPhone Is there anybody that's more than a cult than the Android people? Talking to Brian Simpson, I would have to agree with that Oh, you see, I work on him so far Oh, you work on him? Yeah I work on him I do it 100 % just to fuck right through I'm like, come on bro, come over for the blue You don't want to send green text anymore?

50:53He's like, well, when they come up with a USBC, maybe I'll do it I thought I wouldn't have to change all my charges, like, oh yeah, that's the time You'll never go back I'm like, once you air drop someone a video in like five seconds And you realize, oh, this is like perfect resolution It went through Bluetooth, I don't even have to have Wi -Fi on Oh great, that's the best Bluetooth, air drop is the shit And the fact that they can't share back and forth with Android That alone keeps me from, you know, I mean, how many times do we take photos and just air drop into each other? Yeah, it's air drops amazing It's amazing, I use it all the time to do it to my computer Oh, they just announced yesterday that they're bringing Final Cut Pro And logic to the iPad, which is insane Like you could edit ProRes video on an iPad now Well, the processing power is so good now Yeah, it's crazy that that thin little thing has amazing battery life, crazy processing power Final Cut Pro on an iPad But the bad thing is I think about like, you know, when I edit Kill Tony And you know, all that stuff There's no way that that has enough storage space on that iPad to you all that Don't they have a terabyte?

52:07Yeah, they have a terabyte I guess one's two maybe And I don't know if you can plug a, if plugging a hard drive in works the way it should I don't know, like I like it a lot Just put it on the cloud, Brian No, put everything in the cloud, let's take care of you up here No, come on Oh, you dick pics Up here in the cloud No, instead I have a closet of hundreds of hard drives So you always take them to the range and shoot them Yeah, that was fun, dude That was a lot of fun, I need to do that again, I need to still need to get a gun on myself I'm going tomorrow, I'm going to go to the range Let's go shoot guns Yeah, what kind of gun you want, I'll get you gun I was thinking of a clock like, 17 or 19 or something I'm fucking John Wick gun, what's the John Wick gun?

52:52You guys see a bad ass gun I don't really like guns that much but that gun look fucking sweet The pistol, I mean Yeah, I got one of those What is it? I don't know Tarantactical sweet Go to the Tarantactical just to grab a picture I want to see what that is It's 2 -11 And why is it when girls shoot guns that gun ranges they're always hottest fuck Like they're like It's an Dutchist on Instagram If you go to the place where I go, there's some burly ladies Okay There's some stout women Yeah, there's also the shotgun, you have to take it off Yeah, that's also Tarant's gun, the shotgun That's the clock That's the 34 So that's the Tarantactical does, that's the pit viper, that's the one that I have, that's the shoot That looks great That is the smoothest, flatter shooting gun That thing is so nice Wow, sure the shotgun too Yeah Inaction, not to, I know Spooler earlier, but the shotgun in the movie was cool Yeah, I can't wait to see the movie, it comes out on streaming Sometimes in June apparently It's all wait Yeah I can't go to the movie I think I need to get there Dude, I didn't see Avatar yet I saw Avatar in the movie here I took my kids though, we were on vacation I went to see it, it was great It's great, we didn't even see it in the iMacs, we didn't see it 3D, it was awesome Wow Those movies are great It's just sucks, it takes them 15 years to make one But he's on the process of, they filmed a bunch in a row Right, yeah, there's another one coming out like a year or two or something like that, I thought Yeah, I thought He didn't want the kids to age weirdly He's a crazy fuck that James Cameron, but he knocks it out of the park You see the Mario movie?

54:26No Is it good? I heard it was fun, it's a fun movie Anything that's in the movie theater I'm not saying Yeah I wait till it gets on streaming, it's not that long I can wait a few months, there's plenty of shit to watch Me too Are you watching succession? No You watch it, I don't watch any of those shows I watched that new Asian show with Margaret, where's it? Beef Yeah That's awesome That's amazing It's fucking great, easy to watch, the characters are awesome, David's awesome Yeah, I've heard it's really good David's this shit, I love that dude, he's so nuts Yeah, he's great man, he said he was thinking about moving here last time He wants to move here Yeah, I brought him to the club and toured him around, he's like, God damn, my cat's paradise Yeah, he grilled my girlfriend because she's Asian, he goes He always wants to talk about it, yeah, it's fun Yeah, he's just good for an Asian place He's like, where can I get real fucking kimchi, real fucking dirty, you know, buried in the backyard, kimchi He loves that, kimchi, yeah Kimchi and meat, what a fucking great combo that is, elk meat and kimchi I've never had elk meat and kimchi, but I love it Have you had elk meat before?

55:39Just that one time you gave me some, that was amazing Did you cook it? I think you cooked it for me, I brought it That should have everybody over for a barbecue It's getting a little hot, we should do a fucking daytime comic barbecue in the place Yeah, that'd be fun You know who can cook? Donnell Rawlings Yeah, Donnell can cook, he can really cook I haven't experienced it perfectly, but I've seen some of the photos personally When I've seen some of the photos and Dave talks about, he's like, he can cook Really barbecue, you know this shit He gets like real intense about it too, motherfucker, I can cook I'm like, okay, I believe you, I believe you He's a lyric Yeah, we should do that, we should have like a comedian's barbecue That's what I want to do, one of these days The ultimate goal for the podcast is a ranch To have a ranch we can go and fucking launch missiles and drive ATVs and have a pond, a fishing I want to have an outdoor amphitheater I want to have like a place where we can go and we can do all kinds of wild shit Like not just sit down, have a podcast, but like have a podcast on a fishing boat Have a pot, you know, like just fuck around Have some fun That sounds awesome Yeah, we need to fuck around more Yeah Like we're getting older, brun We don't have much time left I failed at my eye test at the DMV the other day Did you really?

57:04Yeah, oh no So getting your license out here, getting anything done with the DMV out here Is completely insane, you have to get your car inspected every year even if it's brand new Even if it's electric Yeah, there's all these extra things In the DMV was no different, I had to like do all this stuff And finally I get down to the eye exam test He's like, all right, read the bottom line And I couldn't fucking read it, I said like, there's no numbers in this And I'm like, oh shit, because I was like one, five, eight You know, you were just blurry Yeah, and he goes, do you have glasses? And I'm like, yeah, I have glasses at home, but they're not that powerful And he goes, you have to go home and get them So he made me drive all the way home like 30 minutes and come all the way back And then I put on the glasses and this other guy takes out this other piece of paper And it doesn't make me read the bottom, rakes me read the middle And he goes, I'm like, oh, I just have to read the middle And he's like, yeah, and I passed immediately And I was like, wait, why did this guy make me read like the very bottom from like, feels like you?

57:57Yeah And he's a kill -tony fan Because I'm mad at you Yeah, maybe He's on the Reddit forum Yeah The regulations out here for that are a little stricter It is weird I hate the inspection things Because they look at your tent, they look at everything Yeah, it's okay And I mean that much It's weird how much more free you are with other stuff though Like even in the city of Austin, like getting the club open was a breeze One, I mean, there was like some stuff we had to go through But everybody was really pleasant to deal with No problems People are excited to the comedies here That's one of the cool things about it It's like the town itself Like I'm at the mayor of the other day He's cool as shit And they're all excited that we're here It's fun It's great It's a new thing You know, to have like a whole comedy community To set up shop You know Like literally like a giant chunk of the comedy store is here Just setting up shop Holtsman is here now My favorite thing is every week Like, who's in town this week?

59:02It's like, it's kind of like, you know, like Like we get our own comics coming to us It's kind of like, it's fun Yes, like our own little festival Yeah, so we're flying people in, like Ian Edwards was here last weekend And it's like Russell Peters was here the weekend before that It's fucking great, Harlan Williams is here Yeah, he killed it Yeah, he's hilarious He's such a good dude too If you don't like Harlan, like who doesn't like Harlan? Have you even heard a bad word said about that guy ever? No Never Because he's the good kind of funny He's the sweetest guy on earth He's so nice to everyone Always, always has been I've known Harlan for like 30 years He's always been that guy Hey buttercup He's always been like super friendly to everyone Managers, waitresses, staff It's just a nice fucking guy Funny as shit He's always been that guy too So nice that someone could like make it and show business And just be the sweetest guy You know?

1:00:02No worries at all Yeah, so having guys like that Like coming in every week is amazing Jessica Kurson was here the other day She did a couple of shows Joey came by Where's Joey with a stayed lawyer? Joey's so crazy He only did one set He's so funny, like Joey was supposed to do the, he goes I'm gonna do the 10 o 'clock show I go to fucking 72 Come on Joey, go up there and fuck these people up Come on, because he hasn't really been doing that much standup And so he had to get himself worked up Right? He got worked up Really angry right before he had to You know, he's fucking loved the fact that his quote is on the wall though and neon Get it together bitch How many times did he say that to us?

1:00:44Get it together He fucking probably said that a thousand times Every time you're about to go on stage Get it together Red Ben, come on, get it together bitch Let's go! Let's go Cox, okay Science Yeah, so he was here Dave Smith was here You know, the boy Ari and Shane and Norman are coming by this week Oh my god, that's great Next week, we're gonna have so much fucking fun It's been amazing man It's made, it's like a dream Like when you're in that place you're hanging out in the green room Like this place is perfect Everything's perfect Yeah, I've been hanging out a lot more now Ever since it opened I was like this is what I missed You know, this is this hang is what I missed The clubhouse Just the getting to talk shop Like me and Tony and Sarah and Kim were just sitting in the booth last night Just laughing and talking shop She was talking about gigs and bits and this and that and travel And remember this time and that time and oh my god It's fucking that comberottery that you get from a home base Is what I've missed so much And now I feel like we have it more than we ever had it before More than the story even You know, it's like the stores back bar on steroids And then when everybody goes down there and the music is awesome and everybody's happy Just such a great environment man You guys have one of the best staffs also There's not like one bad staff member Everyone's pretty just solid No, they're great Because we brought so many people from the store And then Carrie just took care of all She just knows how to handle stuff She's the best It's just fucking, it's amazing It just feels like a dream Like why are they like how is this real How did we do it?

1:02:27And especially for us because we talked about doing it for like two fucking years You know, it's like for two years Everybody was like mocking us Like when's your club open and like it takes time It takes time, okay? It's not that fucking easy It takes time And you've done so much to that place though You know, there was a lot of construction You lowering the ceiling I heard it took an extra two months just for that you know Well that was after Louis came by Yeah, Louis came by And he gave me some really good pointers A really good piece of advice I should just say direction because I just did everything he said You know, he's like this stage is too big Should make this stage smaller I was like you're right, why is it so big?

1:03:11Yeah, okay, it's okay So this is like wow construction was going on They had to cut into the rebar and say okay we're going to make this Two feet shorter on each I think maybe four feet shorter on each side Of the stage? Yeah, the little boy Yeah, the little room And so then he said in the ceiling The ceiling was already low in the little room It's like lower even more Because all the ceilings the way the almo draft house was It was a movie theater So it was set up like a movie theater It's like stage you know like concert stadium seating And so what we did is we lifted the floor up In both rooms So it was no it's flat now Flat across and then we lowered the ceiling as well So we just made it just cozy Best sound system ever Yeah, it's perfect It's so amazing It's perfect and it's like one of those things where When comics experience it they realize like Oh this is the optimum environment for doing the art For being around the comics Having fun All fucking around together And having a really good time And the audience has a great time It's magic It's like everything I could have ever hoped it would be Really is And I'm glad that you're right next door too It's fucking awesome It's awesome to have so many clips Because like even people that are staff there They're like those those folks that work the door Those those folks are all stand -ups So if they have a spot like at the creek in the cave And like 930 They can punch out And go do their spot And then come back and punch back in Yeah and that's it's amazing because like you know I did a secret show and half your staff is on the show When they're wearing their comedy mother Everyone's wearing the same staff shirts And that's a good thing Because that's I would never That's never heard of any comedy club like an LA They would never let you like Clock out at the laugh factory to go do a spot at the improv Are you kidding me you know That would never happen so that's what They're almost need to be a position that all the clubs Pay for like a yony or somebody that goes in between each one and goes Harry you have three minutes to go back to work Right Well we were trying to set it up for new talent too Like the big thing that you know Burr and I actually talked about this Like the big mistake that a lot of these big clubs did is they stopped doing open mics Because you don't you don't ever develop any local talent You got to like bite the bullet on those nights And you got to have two nights of amateurs I think two nights is the way to do it Because that's how the store did it And I think you know The development process here is probably going to be more accelerated Because you have more opportunities for sets Or sets all around town Or sets all around that block And you're going to get to see like top flight comics who come into town Which is big for like young comics to see good comics It's very important For me like growing up in Boston especially starting out there was so lucky to be able to see The guys that are already like really good Because if you're in a spot like you know some city Where there's not that much comming you start your own open mic night Who are you working with like what Right there is no one there It's like it's hard to develop Unless there's other like comics to sort of compare to and watch Absolutely And that doesn't help happen in a lot of these corporate clubs and cities where they just have like you know a wacky comedy club You know you can't just hang out there You know like they won't let you just hang out there as a young comic and watch Also people kind of know what you're doing They'll come in if Shane Gillis is in town They'll come in if Rich Boss is in town They'll come in and pay But they're not going to be there all the time You know it's like But to set it up the way that we set it up We also at sunset that we have open mics The day of Kiltoni will have before Kiltoni starts We'll have one minute mics so people can go in there and you know just try a minute real quick Before they go sign up for Kiltoni That's good because if you do get a chance to do Kiltoni you already warmed it up Yeah that's good And it test out the timing to a lot of people think a minute you know Well you have a good place too of a big comic once it comes too because you have 500 seats Yeah, we can go up pretty high in that place right now we only have it like a 200 300 if we need to but I'll see you have a like modular Yeah we have it so they take the seats out so and make it how many ever tickets are our so Oh nice, make it a little bit more intimate and stuff That's good It's a good space though, it's a good space for stand up There's a speakeasy right below it which is so weird There's this light in the alley and if the light's on that means it's open And if you go down our back stairs you'll just see this door and it's like what's in that door You open that door and it's just this underground bar that looks like it's in the 80s and it's really trippy And it's so interesting that there's yeah and I think it's pretty decent about the size of like a subway sandwich Place or something you know I need it's like yeah it's interesting though there's the speakeasy Business in this town is very interesting there's a lot of secret bars Yeah, how does that work?

1:08:21It's like their private clubs so they can get away and stay in openly right? There's one down the street from us called like VCR repair or something like that you know I'm talking floppy disc repair And it looks like a computer store or something like floppy disc repair They get the code to get in every day they change it Yeah really yeah like I go into a different bar I think it's like the garage bar which isn't a parking garage It's like what's good why is there a bar in the middle is fucking parking garage Yeah whatever and you go inside you're like hey what's the code to the other bar like yeah they might tell you they might not There's another way to get it to our red but like I don't I've never been in a - What's in the floppy disc bar?

1:08:55Oh show the picture of it if you can't I've never been inside of it because I always thought it was like what is going on here This is like a rug store in Glendale this is a money front like who's going to get floppy disc repair Yeah that's the opposite like look at that it's like what? That's a bar Oh wow there's the secret door kind of thing huh that's a bar like swings and so it's just a bar with special weird drinks Hmm okay I can't really see all that pictures of that one already Yeah well fine there's a lot of those in Austin now it's weird It's fun down there there you go a lot of secrets like swings as the seats You've done that what is that spider ballroom?

1:09:34Oh yeah spider ballroom Do you stand up there? Do you stand up? Yeah they do a lot of shows there it's a that's a nice little stage A doe blooping room yeah they they sold I think they owners sold it to and like a new owner And so it's not the exact same as it used to be it used to have like a lot more charm Like there was an old piano outside that had been weathered down by weather And they used to have this really cool courtyard with all this really cool stuff And it looks like somebody just kind of cleaned it up now so it's still pretty cool though Have you tried dead in the velvita yet? No Velvita is across the street from like Vulcan kind of Ron said there's another room across the street too called the green room Said it's like 70 seats Oh I haven't even heard that I mean you probably go there for 20 years What?

1:10:19Yeah So it's apparently another spot there too All those ask the locals they there's all sorts of mics that are going on all over the fucking place Yeah I showed you pictures of the almo I did the other day It was like being in a circus it was the coolest room ever I think Richard did those two the guy who did our place We got the same architect who did the remodel for the almo draft house So the same guy that did the close encounters thing That beautiful thing like that all these almos are all themes And all of different themes like the theme from the shining You know when there was there's the one where it's the carpet with the with the big wheel in the middle of it He did all those That's awesome Yeah kind of like fries remember fries exactly like fries He also did the Rizza has a bar in Staten Island called the flying guillotine And it's like a kung fu themed bar Like because you know Wu Tang's in like they're all in the kung fu So it's all like and that's why it's called the flying guillotine Because I think the flying guillotine was a kung fu movie If you've been to that Wu Tang inspired restaurant here in Austin No, what is it?

1:11:29You know what it's called Jamie? Danny Brown took me to it and it's something Wu Tang is a restaurant And like everything's they only play Wu Tang the whole time you're there and stuff But it's like a Chinese restaurant Yeah, Wu Chao Wu Chao is not Wu Tang inspired That's what Danny Brown told me Danny Brown's way Yeah, yeah, because they played it like Wu Tang the whole time No, I don't know I'm Danny Brown's truck Yeah, maybe he was Maybe I misheard him but That was a while ago Yeah, he took me to that place at school Yeah, Wu Chao is great That's TK's place TK's also owns that Omakase Sushi place Toshikon?

1:12:13Have you been there? No Oh my god, it's amazing There's some good spots Yeah, maybe TK was there in there's plant Wu Tang Yeah, maybe because last time I was there they were playing all kinds of music But the Chinese food here is legit too Yes, if you eat it, Lin No Lin is legit Lin I think she started at Wu Chao and then left and started her own place Where's it at? It's at half -sixth Yeah, it's great Yeah, I'm up there, man, I'm up north so I don't really have gone to a lot of stuff You're out and we're here gunshots tonight Yeah, oh yeah There's a bobcat that was in my backyard Yeah, Kaila, he's don't howl and here's neck of the woods It's a good shot It's not tracked, old video I saw it but maybe it's new There's a family walking through the jungle I guess in a mic a mountain line or a jack or whatever It pops up right next to them, little kids, two little kids, guide, mom, they just freeze Have you seen that?

1:13:08No What is it? Where is it? I couldn't tell, I was like I thought as you were saying and I was like maybe this is a really old video I felt like I had seen it before but also just watched it yesterday There was a fox in my yard the other day That's cool, I like it so cool They're so cool looking, their faces are so interesting They're thinking, they're looking at you, they're thinking like what are you? Family walks through the jungle Wait, wait Oh shit What's that? I wouldn't be that skid of that Yes you would You would be scared as fuck Take that little kid so fast It's lowered, it's stance, look at it It's thinking about pouncing That's it?

1:14:07That's it, it just ends right there, I don't know why Where are they? It doesn't say, it's like a reddit, what the fuck happened Yeah because that's a mountain line It could be a Florida panther, it could be a mountain line Maybe they have them like that, they have mountain lines in Mexico I know they have jaguars They have mountain lines in Mexico? I don't know, I would think so I would think they have jaguars, jaguars fucked up all the mountain lines probably Do you still have a cat? No, I'm missing a cat You're gonna get another cat? No, it's thinking about getting one of those big cats Big fluffy ones?

1:14:43Oh, surf balls? No, not that big, go on Those are scary The ones that look like a furry mask Oh yeah Have you seen those surf balls when they feed them chicken wings? They growl? No Yeah, that's scary Those are primal, man Those cats are real close to a wild cat The people have them, they put them on leashes and shit Mary Lynn Ricecub has like a huge cat too, that's kind of what's in it Doesn't she have like a fakes cat? Yeah, those are those hairless ones Apparently those are super affectionate because they're cold all the time So they want to smuggle with you? No, it's not that I think it's one of those giant cats you're talking about Like a surf ball?

1:15:22Yeah, those are Yeah, like one of those Yeah, those are crazy cats Yeah, that's it Whoa If you get too close to its food, it'll fuck you up Look at that thing Yeah, I think that's the kind of cat She has one of those? Yeah, I mean, yeah John Jones used to have those things Yeah, those are real close to wild You know, I mean, how much of a pet is that? Can you like cuddle with those things? And wouldn't it just fuck your furniture up? Oh, yeah You wouldn't have any furniture, I don't get it Yeah, destroy your couch Yeah, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Nah, that's not the same thing, I don't think No, that's just a cat, she's got a cat But it's a huge cat, though Yeah, oh my god, that kind of looks like a surf ball too It looks exactly like those Yeah Yeah, these things are, when they get big, they're like three times a regular cat size Yeah Yeah, what are you doing?

1:16:35Like, are you allowed to have those everywhere? Are those like the kind of cat, can you just, is that count as a house cat? Or is that some sort of a weird exotic That you can only get certain states? I think, I think you're allowed to have a baby I bet you can't get them in California California, you can't even, there's like a bunch of animals You know how to have a license in Texas to go on Oh, you have to have a license It's illegal in every other state except for like these Whoa Yeah, interesting So they are pretty, I think they are Okay, so they're illegal in California So you need a license in Missouri, Oklahoma, Indiana, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Maine, Mississippi, Montana, Idaho, North Dakota, and South Dakota In all other states, surf ball ownership is illegal Yeah, those are barely pets Can you have a surf ball cat as a pet?

1:17:22Survelled cats aren't legal everywhere in the US Yeah, she's got one house That is one, she's criminal You're a goddamn criminal I'm huge You're not allowed to have that I'm sorry, I'm sorry they have to ruin your life What did it, what else did it say about, did it say like how dangerous they are to keep his pets? That just said like the same thing as the thing on the top Google, are they dangerous? Are surf ball cats dangerous? I bet they're dangerous, I bet they suck people up every year It depends how they're raised I guess, right? Yeah, they don't, okay The strength is much higher than that of a normal cat And even if they don't mean harm, they can cause it simply by playing Surveils have a bite force at the K -90th of 172 newtons Whereas feral domestic cats have a bite force of 56 newtons Wow That's a lot That's a big fucking difference, man That's more than three times stronger, that's crazy It would be cool to have one So it's standing over your bed Decided it's gonna kill you Yeah How many people get bitten by those things every year?

1:18:29Hmm You think anybody ever has ever died? Because the Surveil cat killed them? No, well I think that's, I'm sure yes Yeah, I bet one shitty kid Yeah You know One kid was a kid that was a stick or something Just fucked him up Right, right to throat How many times a year do people get injured by Surveil cats? Yeah, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm like, it's like, wow, right? This seems like one happened at a zoo Oh Yeah, that's where it belongs Well it belongs in the wild Let's see, there's a video I'm officials looking for owner Surveil cat shot Kill, oh, that he was killed over the weekend Yeah, they get out That was in Columbus, Ohio Oh Fairfield County, which didn't seem like that was on the list Where are they from?

1:19:16Where are they from originally? People are so weird, like a regular domestic cat's not enough for you Yeah, you have to get this monster Wow Native to Africa, sub -Saharan countries, except rainforest regions Now, now Google, Surveil cats getting crazy video There must be something like that Yeah, Surveil cat versus Pitbull Oh Jesus I got my money on the dog Pitbull, yeah Yeah, definitely I also call it a Savannah cat, you think that means? Yeah, yeah Angry Savannah cat Angry Savannah cat Let's see what it does It doesn't do, it is not a good one Crazy looking cat on the loose Surveil cat playing with kids How about Surveil cat attacks Let's see I'm kidding crazy It's really sad That's what I asked Get crazy bro Fish is Surveil cat attacks So you already don't know Oh boy It attacks a toddler Oh that's Oh Just a crap bite Well scratch Not good What are you doing though Hang in your baby Yeah, why would you have your baby anywhere near that thing?

1:20:39What was the first video? There was another one? That's not much of a tag video. This is a terrible attack. Vicious Sorry, well in trouble please So maybe there Don't with that cheetah Whoa This is on the wild Yeah, why is this serval cat fucking with them? Get out of there bro. Yeah This is a face off Cats be crazy Yeah, but you see how big that cat is like why would anybody have that as a house pet? That seems so ridiculous. What's the video we've seen before this two animals just like this screaming at each other? Oh, that was two links is that was crazy. You ever seen that? Links is yelling at each other.

1:21:38They're trying to like fight over territory, but they don't want to injure each other They don't want to get injured so they would reluctant to engage so they're standing in front of each other Look at their faces on it This is like How weird It's interesting how they both like earned agreement that they're not really gonna touch each other Almost look at the back legs on the one on the left. It looks like it's a really big feet Well, they do have big feet because they they run and snow they're cold weather cats It is interesting when cats live in cold weather like that It's interesting how they just they both know not to get after it because they can get fucking hurt So they're just like bluffing Even understand it right in front of each other you ever seen a snow leopard mm -hmm.

1:23:02Yeah, it's another cold weather cat Yeah, like you always think of cats is like a jungle creature Well, there's a lot of cold weather cats Siberian tigers big furry ass tiger That's what everybody ran from for most of human history just running away from big cats That's the clean up crew of nature Anybody with a limp Anybody that can't figure out a spear anybody has know how to get to the top of the tree. That's a wrap Have you been watching Chimp Empire? No, it's that it's really good. Chimp Empire. Yeah It's a documentary series that's on Netflix about these chimpanzees and these folks like got embedded with these chimpanzees The footage is fucking insane It's it's absolutely insane and these Camera people are just Accepted by these chimps because they've been there for so long the chimps just act normal around these camera people They get to see them their social hierarchy how they have a wage war with neighboring clans and control territory Like the territory that has fruit is run by this one group of champs these other ones came in and killed a champ and It's crazy.

1:24:17Oh man. I want to watch this. It's really intense when did this come out just recently? It's pretty recent. Yeah, it's really really good man And the footage is like unprecedented. I mean they used drones. They used Camera people they did all kinds of stuff to get incredible like tree top footage Like up there with the they kill a lot of monkeys a lot of monkeys Like that's their favorite thing to do. They kill monkeys and eat them And when you watch it happen over and over again, you're like, oh boy. That's fucked up This little like legless monkeys like they're just I just had that happen to me two days ago I have this toad I and I nicknamed him Jeff He just lives in my front yard and he just sits underneath the light at night and waits for bugs They like fall on the ground underneath the light and I came home the other night from mothership It was like two in the morning.

1:25:12I get dropped off and I Walked in the front door and there's a possum with half of him in his mouth with blood just splattering out everywhere And I didn't know what it was. I was like is that a rat? Wait, what's in his mouth? What's he eat and it's all I have all my Rain camera in the toads just half missing guts hanging out still go up like frogging and Just blood so much blood everywhere dude and one of his legs It's just been sucked off the bone just sitting there one of the most curious things I've ever seen in my Possums are ruthless little fuckers. I hate possums now. They're weird. Yeah, they're like you see their mouth like Marshall got one the other day.

1:25:55That's actually a while ago. He got one and I don't know if it was dead or just playing dead It's like right, but like you see them with their mouth open and they're fucking teeth Look a creepy -looking animal. They are and what a weird defense mechanism. It just plays dead Yeah, I don't get like it has like some sort of a panic attack and can't move Did I told you when we lived in Burbank? Janice called me once and I was at the commie store and goes she goes there's a hurt possum I brought him in he's in a box and I haven't wrapped up with a towel and I'm like he's not hurt Oh God you gotta pass It doesn't understand wildlife.

1:26:34I'm just gonna get rabies I was like throw it out right now. Oh my god. I was holding it like a baby. Oh my god. It's hurt Does she know what playing possums? She's never heard that before Oh my god I have pictures somewhere. I was sending them if I find them. Why do possums lock up like that? I don't know. Was there a reason for that? Why do possums play dead? Why do possums play possums? Yeah Yeah Well, I guess that is like hey, I don't want to fight. Oh, this act with dead because But then things just eat you. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, that is weird. Unless something is not trying to It's just trying to neutralize you right then you just pretend you're already neutralized It says it's an involuntary sponsor of the system.

1:27:19It's so yeah, they'll just it's only defense mechanism like oh, it's like a fainting goat then yeah involuntary defense mechanism that somehow another In parts some sort of natural Oh Take numbers game ugliest animal in the world. They're fucking mouths. Oh Toad eating monsters. Yeah, that's probably only animal that when it's a baby. It still doesn't look cute What a fucking creep You gotta have a thumb like a raccoon I'll take a raccoon any day over that Um, I want to send you something Jamie. This is fucking This uh, this guy had this photo of a wolf mouth on his Instagram. I was like holy shit Like you don't realize what the inside of a wolf's mouth looks like who I'm close up is it Whoa That's pretty crazy That looks like your your statue.

1:28:28Yeah, it looks fake. Yeah. Well, they're their bones are designed to crush I mean their teeth rather designed to crush bones Did you just send well, I can't find it. Okay. I'll find it later. I'll send it to you Yeah, fuck them Fuck all those things. That's one of the things about Texas like the coyotes don't howl out here as much Yeah, because they get shot Yeah, they figured it out It's still I'm close to think and no, it's not what looks like a fake photo. No, it's real No, no, I know but I've never seen so many mid -journey and fake like AI photos like it's all starting I love yeah, like it's not real.

1:29:04No, that's a there's a series of photos of that wolf That's nuts. Yeah Yeah, the AI stuff not being able to know if something's real or not like Oxjones which is on the news yesterday about being trolled by AI and he's like some guy from Canada Yeah, someone like called him. Yeah, with someone else's voice, right. It was like Tucker Carlson. Yeah, that's pretty funny Yeah, that's the world we live in now dude. You're not gonna be able to tell within a year There's no I mean, there's no notice. I mean who knows what's real? What's not you're gonna be getting new stories that are fake And they look completely real like attacks and I mean The ability to pull off like a false flag attack now and think things along those lines like you just fake them.

1:29:50It's wack the dog I mean, they're gonna be able to do I mean within a year every person that has ever recorded anything They'll be able to get your voice and have you say anything like they have people calling up their parents Yeah, it's a fake kid's already happening. Kidnapped. Yeah, oh, no, was that real because I heard that also there was like a Facebook post about it Like watch out for this new scam. They have AI and you know, and I think there was a story about like somebody Thinking it was their mom or something and getting a loan out in like I've heard of this happening way beyond the AI stuff Which I find weird that it's because now it seems very capable of going on But I definitely for this as a Facebook post story going around for a few years like a grandparent was called and a ransom thing And they did hate it without calling it like how did they do that then no idea?

1:30:39I've But they didn't have to do with the fake voice back then they were The claim was that it was of the it sounded like the grandchild or whatever like and the how are they doing that is beyond me Five years ago now it seems very easy to do obviously. I believe it I don't know of a first -hand account. I talked to someone like this happened to me I've seen a lot of videos of people saying this happened to me they use my voice So I've told my parents and they hey don't leave anything you hear anymore. Yeah, call me first code word But yeah, I don't I don't know how to send out a preemptive strike.

1:31:10Yeah, if you get anything don't believe it call me first I'm reminding my mom every week just in case you forget like it's all fake Yeah, just remember it's all fake Yeah, we're believe it. We're real close real close to Not having any idea what's real. Yeah, and then with AI The fact that AI is going to be able to answer any kind of question, but it's also programmed so there's you know, AI is Very woke like if you ask AI like one of the things that said is it okay? Like should I be proud to be white if you say that you ask AI if it it's like well You don't have any control over that should be proud to be black.

1:31:50Yes, of course It's one of those deals It's like Say something positive about Donald Trump. It won't say something positive about Joe Biden. It will yeah, that's fucked up Well, that's also seems like human Controlling this is something. I saw yesterday. I think meta is open source the tool they have and here's an explanation of what it does So be careful for video Most AI models only work across one or two modes But our new image -bind model works across six text audio images and video 3d thermal and motion data You give it input in one form and it can relate it to any others It works more like our own imagination If you give it a picture of a beach It can find the sound of waves If you give it a photo of a tiger and the sound of a waterfall It can give you a video that combines both This is a step towards a eyes that understand the world around them more like we do Which will make them a lot more useful and will open up totally new ways to create things We're open sourcing image -bind So everyone in the world can access and build on top of these state -of -the -art models I'm excited to see what that guy has a tech guy voice like a strip club DJ You know, there's a tech guy voice You know, I almost seem real don't I you know what I mean?

1:33:25Is he imitating Steve Jobs because the job sort of more like Zuckerberg sounds more exactly. Yeah, that was Zuckerberg About him I thought someone was imitating. No, no, that was him. Okay. Well that makes sense Zuckerberg doesn't have the ultimate tech guy voice the one that drives me the most nuts is the up voice Basically, what we're doing here, you know that up up speak. Yeah, that's like a tech sort of up speak I hate vocal fry. What's uh come on They girls do it. I'm cut jobs. Yeah, it's like I'm cut jobs. Yes. Yeah vocal fry. Yeah Yeah, how long before you can't trust anything in the news?

1:34:10I don't think you can't write that right Yeah, right now it's already a little sketchy. Yeah Yeah, I mean how long how long before we have no idea what's real Good How long before the debates start up or whatever it's like a year yeah Like that news cycle is gonna be intense very intense daily Hourly maybe Let's go when you see AI like when you see Zuckerberg's thing right there with AI It doesn't seem like the beginning of a movie that like like 12 years ago like you know You see scientists work on things. This is so exciting cut to present time Terminator terminator. Yeah Hunting down the last biologics, you know It's weird how all the stuff that we thought was sci -fi it really is coming true in like it's really is I mean We're real close away from robot companions Real close Like a decade a decade away from people having real dolls That are their actual girlfriends.

1:35:19They're talking to them and having conversations to them and rubbing their back. Why they watch sports Who's gonna get married then You know if you if a real doll is like indesernable from a human being And she just wants to fuck all the time. She has a perfect body. She doesn't even eat food How many in cells are just gonna like just get a job so they could pay for their robot See the scene from terminator to where he explains what SkyNet is. It's exactly like what's going on now. Let's see it He's working on it still in this part. Hmm Yeah, I'm trying to get some You gonna work all day. I'm sorry baby, but this thing is just kicking my ass Look how they're coding I'm gonna roll My house got to go to raising water's bro Trying to kill this in the world.

1:36:30Maybe this is gonna blow them all away. It's a it's a neural net processor I know you told me it's a neural net processor and thanks and learns like we do with superconducting at room temperature Other computers are just pocket calculators by comparison Yeah The wise I still got to import miles. I really need to know because sometimes I feel like I'm going crazy here Nack nack nack nack It's just close to running life That's the thing. Yeah imagine a jet airliner With a pilot that never gets tired never makes mistakes and it shows up to work with a hangover We have to pilot Why did we get married miles?

1:37:17Why did we have these children? You don't need us your heart and your mind are in here But it doesn't love you like we do What kind of inner button was that yeah, we'll come up I thought he explained more of it honestly right there, but that's What his explanation and the guys are making open AI to do right now? Drive tessels for us and Yeah, look happy family about to fucking kill humanity as we know it. Yeah, they all died in that After I've seen it before is there a Conner's going like I need to find this one. I tell me everything about that's right. It's sharp Those fucking movies are it's so odd when you go back and think of what they thought the future was gonna be like then Nobody predicts it right nobody gets it right and that's why I wonder what what we're getting wrong Like what when we're thinking about what the future is gonna be I have a feeling it's gonna be we're so off base I have a feeling whatever they invent What whatever starts getting implemented whether it's neural link or something that changes the interface between humans and and the web and technology I think it's gonna be bigger than all the things we've ever experienced I think our future like we're gonna look back and we're we're the last of the mohicans Because we're people that grew up without the internet and then had the internet when we're adults and then we're seeing kids grow up with the internet And then there's gonna be the next thing and we're gonna be the people that went through the whole thing together Where everybody from the future is just gonna be some weird cyborg Yeah, that's what comedy's gonna die That's where fun's gonna die No more entertainment everyone's just locked into the matrix and drones are going around shooting people John's are telling you go back to your place.

1:39:15Yeah, there's a new disease out there's a new variant You need your booster That version's gonna happen, but someplace I don't know pick a city is gonna stay The same they'll be adverse to everything Fluegraville No computers are here. Yeah, solve manual. It's all be like almost like a Amish country like this But you can go there or you can go to you know Whatever San Francisco becomes if it's all for a while by robots and shit for a while But there's no old west towns now anymore After a while though die off no more wagons No more horseback Amish are even using cell phones. That's true They're using cell phones We looked that up.

1:39:57That's right. We were talking about Doing Molly and having raves Yeah, what is that called rumpel still skin or rumpel still Rump sprigga They get off the go rumpel still skin it out Do drugs and fuck they're only allowed to do it once though, right? Like one They and then they go back to being an amish. Yeah, but they can last as long as they want right They can only do it once you can't go back or forth right you can't rumpel still skin Like when you're 30 why would you ever go back They miss the community You know that's what it is like you miss what you know if you're used to living in a place where everybody makes their own houses and people fucking Pass butter around You want to be in that group You don't think you can do it.

1:40:45Fuck no. I grew up in Ohio So we already kind of the worst penalties get shunned by the community. It's like what yeah get the fuck out Okay, all right. Yeah, but that bet they have very little crime because of it everybody chips in but they're also a cult You know, I mean, it's kind of a cult. Yeah. What is there? What are they basing it on? Which there's different groups. I believe I don't know which one is different kinds of onish Amish and then there's like men and nights and there's men and nights aren't the same thing I don't think they're more men and nights are more strict or less strict one two Well, I I lived to buy a lot of men and nights and they were a hardcore.

1:41:23Yeah, it's stunk this tongue It'll be no they don't smell like they do they don't wear do you enter anything like that maybe the ones you were around yeah, it was special They think he's special stinky man and night. Yeah They would stink up the zoo. Isn't it weird that there's like rules that you have like no electricity Know this know that yeah, gotta keep it pure Stupid you want cova didn't affect them at all Most people just fucking skated right through it First of all, they're out in the sun all the time they're working all the time I would imagine if you're a person of that lifestyle You'd probably be pretty pretty healthy because they're not eating processed foods Right right grow their own foods.

1:42:10Well, you're super healthy. Yeah, probably mountainous hurt You know, they probably don't have vitamins or anything Because they don't take supplements It probably Potatoes and you know corn every day Dude Yeah, I couldn't imagine living like that, but I bet if you did live like that it'd be normal I think people just adapt different gene omniscient men and nights Holy share common Anabaptist heritage omniscient men and nights have been separate groups Within the anabaptist families since 1693 Omniscient men and I this motherfucker's been rolling for that long Omniscient men and nights migrated separately to North America, but often settled in the same areas Both migrated in several ways first in the 1700s and the 1800s Those fucking people that came down here in the 1700s how gangster were they?

1:43:01I mean you're just taking a chance Taking a chance to come into America and trying to figure it out in the woods There's nothing here yet What was here Boston Philadelphia Like what was here in the 1700s? There's a few places Couple like which part the end of the 1700 I was thinking watching that Ben Franklin documentary like he left and went to live in London for a while Like you really did yeah Thomas Jefferson left to live in France for a while really yeah fucking traders We were in London. I went by Ben Franklin's house He he was living there for a long time he left his family in Pennsylvania is like see you.

1:43:40He did I gotta go Make America better over like in like being advocate. I don't know if he was officially like a probably a girlfriend I think that's what it was. I think that's what they said like yeah I don't know if you're family or boyfriend. What do you talk about? Yeah back then you have to send a note that you wrote with a feather Get it on a boat to get to them How long would it take you to write a letter back then Jesus Christ. Are you trying to use cursive lately? No, I don't know how you don't remember no I can write my name Yeah, but if I had to write a sentence in cursive it's gonna be very confusing right I tried to remember how to do Z the other day.

1:44:17It couldn't oh How do you do is it? Yeah What? Ruto what's that Billy Madison she makes him get up on the in front of the class and write Rizzo on the board in cursive oh really? Yeah, he's like gonna make your favorite baseball player And he just does these little scribbles and they're like what does that say Billy's a ruroo or something? I don't remember how to do Zs Yeah cursive is on its way out. Are they still teaching? No, they stopped stop So yeah, that's a good way that we could use in the future to contact here and just talk to us that like Well cursive AI doesn't pick up So if you want to like write a note and put it on the Instagram and get by their filters What?

1:44:57Which one's a Z right here? Oh, how to do it What is it real Z though? What's a Z yeah I could straw miss you Curse of Z Hard to explain what it looks like oh Look what I did. I guess look what I did wow I would never got that right There's another one again. We see again I would have never got that right There's another one that's weird too like I think I stopped writing a curse of the moment I got out of high school though. Yeah My mom still writes me cursive letters once a month and sends them to me. I'm like mom. I can't look it's take it's take me an hour I still haven't forgiven you for the edible she gave me You ever slip your mom in edible?

1:45:52No, how do you think she'd handle it? She would she would call the she would go to the hospital Definitely. Yeah, yeah, she she would panic and think it's like a religious thing Oh I gave my dad a long time ago when he came and visited me in LA he'd drink some of my wine weed wine And yeah, he got he got fucked up. He knows weed wine. No, he's still doesn't know when he probably knows now But what happened? He got very happy and laughing and he was having a great time like it did exactly what It should have never tell him no Why did you tell him? He drink a lot of it and I didn't know or I did know I can't remember It seems like you would enjoy it.

1:46:40Yeah, I don't know. I'm still weird about that some old folks They they start finding animals and they go hey. Yeah, they love it pretty nice Yeah, Rick Flair is in the edibles. Yeah, we got his woo shoes over there. Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah, he's get his own edible brand Woo Choose But edibles are nice. You don't have to worry about smoking Easy on the body Yeah, look your dad up If he wants and we could have Santa would create of that wine Have them Delta nine dad The the weed wine is a weird combination Like they make weed soda weed gummy bears weed bubble gum weed press prey Yeah weed wine Remember back in the day when like weed was not really legal yet in LA They had like the first edibles like I remember people to always give you like the weed wine and like it's weird like Inventions it was a lot of weird stuff.

1:47:40Yeah, it was during the the medical days. Yeah, when you used to have to have a medical card that doctor You had that saw this like the zinc or something like that we were spraying like Zinc in her mouth or like some metal that dog is very odd You remember you had that thing the attached to your ear to get you to quit smoking. Oh, thanks. That is not gonna work You bought it for me. I'm like think a Joe don't buy this one It gives you like an electrical pulse to your ear. Yeah, it's electric. You try it, bro Maybe let's do it for you. That was so ridiculous. He showed me a book on how Test plant energy was used to destroy the twin towers and I'm like what What are you saying?

1:48:19Did you see the planes of them like she was this it was the most crazy conversation Like well, this is the type of person that it gives out Medical prescriptions for weed Like you're not getting like the best minds. Yeah, you know those guys were out They were taking chances like some of those guys got arrested went to jail for it Like in the early days of medical marijuana It was it was weird because you would get arrested and then When they would bring you to court you weren't allowed to say medical marijuana because medical marijuana was only a state thing In federal governments language. It was just marijuana.

1:48:54So literally you couldn't say you had a license to To grow it for medical patients like your trial You were not allowed to tell the truth like yeah, it was like the federal government doesn't recognize states laws when it comes to schedule one substance So all these people that are making money off a weed. It's like you're dancing this little weird line because federally It's super illegal and yet states. I think now. It's like 19 states or more have made it legal It's like a what point time. They're gonna let that go. How many fucking people have been in jail from marijuana? I mean it's a It is a wild Thing that we have so many drugs that are available that could fuck you up and they're easy to get prescriptions for and marijuana is still illegal federally Didn't they were they going to change it like did wasn't bite it or somebody yeah The full shit They don't change shit dude.

1:49:57They don't change shit. They don't change shit like that Those are those cultural war subjects that they like to like bounce back and forth They like the left to get upset give us our marijuana and the right once their guns and then the right doesn't want you to have an abortion The left wants to have portions and these cultural war issues never get cleaned up because there's no benefit in cleaning them up There's no benefit and just settle them in a result. You even rovy weighed Like I thought we had that worked out and then all of a sudden they take that like it's a cultural war issue Like they want people to be upset Like they took away our portion and then the the left is less likely to cross sides and join over to the right even though they believe with them fiscally and economically That right to abortion is a big one.

1:50:40I think there were some really wild number like with The Women's right to choose like how much that whether that's a deal breaker for Democratic Americans. It's like someone in the high 60s high 60 percent See if that's true How would you google that? Democrat um, yeah, believe in it or yeah, what Democrat right to choose deal breaker 64 percent something like that It's fucked up that they're outlawing like plan b though. That's the shit that but it's me You know think what you want about abortion, but plan b come on Yeah, like right after someone else in you yeah, you can't think of pill and like stop it as try right The other day I nutted in my girl.

1:51:26There was so much lotion. I couldn't tell if I came or not Have you ever had that where you're like I think I came Like what is your bedroom like? I just imagined plastic That's more shit everywhere. I'm a tarp. I'm like, what are you doing? Well, we can't tell if you came or not. Well, I got this I got this CBD sex lube and it just like numbs you so hard It numbs you it's numb and it's warm. It's pretty cool. Why do you want your dick? No, I don't like I we just got it We tried it and it's it's pretty good. Don't they they do make like desensitizing cream so people can last longer Yeah, I think it's I think it's CBD version of that.

1:52:11Oh my god It's great, but you know sometimes it's a little much. I don't know what's going on down there Like a fucking dose to use I just keep on squirting it's gonna be like 10 times on your bike She's shut the fuck up What's wrong with you? What is the fucking floor of your bedroom like just oil puddles?

1:52:45I know what's ever said that ever You've become you don't even know if you came in so much lotion like what Fuck is wrong you're doing it wrong I've always liked a lot of lotion like I would always get like a second bed and you know Want to sleep in and one to fuck up like at a hotel room and we'll just get like baby oil like a whole thing of baby oil Just like become like like aliens and like a little It's great I like it. I feel like things get all slime. Yeah, it's cool Oh my god, I'm just imagining you don't not get fucking to be towards. Yeah, I imagine you coming back from CVS The plastic bag filled with baby oil 100 % I've done it multiple times I was like mostly up more of a high school thing we still just love doing that imagine those maids Think it a whole little shit Fuck happen here Jesus oh they know I'm sure a lot of people did that.

1:53:56I guess that much baby oil I don't think that happens very often You all wear every butter every bunch of cocoa butter. He's got baby oil all over the place. I bet it I bet it's more known Brand goes to home depot brings back fucking car construction hefty bags Lays them over the bed heck yeah Slip and slide That's your entry just covering yourself. Oh, yeah, it feels good when you if because like tits imagine huge tits and butts Like that's just it's like slippery. Yeah, it's fine. You don't like that sensation Wrong with you guys I just never committed to it so far. You got to it's fun Jesus Christ What a weird way for a maid To discover your nighttime activities.

1:54:45Yeah, walk in just baby oil all over your bed I would suck to be a maid, huh? You just Got all comes stuff everywhere Forks How many people are gross too? Yeah, if they know they don't have to clean. They just live like animals It's not a good job Have you seen the fucking rate wave of migrants? It's making its way across the southern border now that title 42 Is about to It's about to expire or pass or whatever the fuck is happening. It's tile for it for you to We should google that just so we get an accurate Description of what it is, but this the the the migrants that are making their way across the border.

1:55:29It's crazy Like the just the sheer number is insane Title 42 End of the coronavirus Restrictions and the silence Restrictions are often returned to refer to his title 42 because the authority comes from title 42 of a 1944 public health law that allows Curbs on migration in the name of protecting public health so it's because of the pandemic The end of title 42 is use has raised questions about what will happen with migration of the US Mexico border the Biden administration is preparing for an increase in migrants Okay, so what should just go to google what it looks like on the border At the end of title 42 and Mexican border, but like there's some videos that show people making their way across Make my way It's it's really crazy because the just the sheer numbers are insane But it makes sense.

1:56:31I mean if I lived in Guatemala and I knew that there was some jobs in America There's so many people making it cross It's just happening all day long and to be fair like our whole country Is going through a problem with people not wanting to work anymore because of COVID like kids are not going back to work And like McDonald's is closing early because they don't have enough workers So there is jobs for certain kind of people that I think have opened up since COVID right Yeah, and then there's also criminals Yeah, that's the problem when you let people in illegally you don't know if they're cartel members You don't know if they're you know terrorists from another country You have no idea i guess the whole reason for legal migration is you want people to Be able to have a background check on scumbags and murderers I mean just but the fucking sheer bulk of people that are coming across here If you um You live in another country.

1:57:26This is the promised land and that it just shows you even today As fucked up as we are still a place where so much can happen you have so much freedom There's someone you can start your own business. You can get things pop in And you don't even have to have an idea to vote You can vote forever. Let's you in you can come over here fake it There's this places that want illegal immigrants to be able to vote. Is it worth. They're trying to do that in New York City Think so We're lucky Someone or an ancestor took the trip It's funny though that a certain point time will like stop no more no more new people right It says it got struck down Oh, they were trying to do it but it got struck down.

1:58:08Yeah, they're out of their fucking mind illegal aliens voting No, the whole idea is like you got to be a citizen Okay, you got to be all in on this you can't be from Saudi Arabia in vote in America. Right show the fuck up Legalization of oil What no meaning like like people from other You know countries could get together and then like try to pass things that will benefit their countries You know you have to I'm sure that's already happened. Yeah, I'm sure there's spies Yeah, I probably Russian agents working in the the White House right now Probably we probably have ones over in China as well like I bet There's operatives that work in all sorts of different foreign countries that are Deep undercover that are sneaking around think it busted all the time I think what it's saying it was a only gonna allow them to vote in New York City elections Local ones when they struck that down.

1:58:58Yeah, just imagine The what you're doing is just like you're playing to the illegals You're just like saying look if I could just get them on my side like think about the bulk of this I've so many people and then the liberals are all gonna vote for me anyway. Let's get these all these like People that shouldn't even be voting now. I have a new group of people to harvest votes from Mm -hmm if they really wanted voting to be fair they'd make everybody would if it like If you 100 % couldn't fuck with voting machines You 100 % couldn't fuck with like you couldn't rig mail -in ballots. You couldn't do any of that like will be the best way I would imagine it would be like your face ID wouldn't it connected to your social security now Like you pick up your phone face ID if you have an android your fuck to camp vote So you get I heard something recently about that that someone's doing a project I have to look into this a little bit more but it's called like the doppelganger project He's doing research that there's something like a thousand people in the world that have Facial features that are similar to yours.

2:00:04Mm -hmm. I think close enough that they could even unlock your phone Really yeah, well that Chinese Elon Musk, but he could you lock? Unlocked Elon's phone that guy's cool. I he uh, I saw an interview with that guy. Oh, yeah Because a lot of people think he's fake and like AI generated, but he had did a He did an interview and what was he saying he was just saying like I got a lot more fan and make pretty nice a job of Tesla But banging all these hose Yeah, yeah, I don't know about doppelgangers if that's real. There's the Chinese Elon Musk fake Elon Musk anger Chinese fans who wanted to meet the real deal.

2:00:42Oh, what happened there? Oh, that's a fake Elon Musk. Oh, they oh boy What did he do was this? He's an entrepreneur hosting an event and his magazine says that he was expecting Elon Musk to attend but he never guaranteed that they never guaranteed his presence fake Elon Musk at event so that's the fake Elon Musk that guy. That's not him. That's a really bad that bad Elon Musk. That's so fake Ew Yeah, that doesn't look a little bit like you But what about the Chinese one go to that's what I thought I was looking up. No, it looks different That's him right there. Yeah He is this the Jesus that's close.

2:01:23It's good. That's pretty goddamn close I think Elon said that he wants to meet him. It's probably a son Imagine yeah if he went over there on a jaunt at one point in time Could be could be Yeah, that's what same people yeah people think he's a deep fake That's what was cool of come on Oh, he doesn't sound like no hi everyone I'm you long me ma money he wants money Oh, I was gonna use the money to light his cigar That's just He does I don't think he could but you know, you think it's but has there been proven cases of someone being able to unlock someone's phone I think so. I mean my girlfriend saw a photo of another girl the other day and thought it was her, you know and Confensation I know but that's like a stereotype buddy.

2:02:28I know, but she couldn't tell she couldn't tell And I was like she's like I think that's me and I'm like no, it's not When he comes downstairs there's like two people that look very similar the mother ship Yeah, well, there's one girl that came to one of her shows they got pictures together. Yeah, it's really creepy Here's some of these doppelganger guys like these are people. I don't think they even live in the same country Oh, wow, those are two dudes two women they're the same face not same here. Oh whoa Ah, similar pretty close man. Mm -hmm those two look pretty similar. Wow The fact that not related like go to 100 % oh, you're her sister Well, there's only so many variables with facial features, right?

2:03:17Right probably in another r .i. Shefear out there I believe it or not. I was proud of that. How about that cat? It looks like a re oh that's the best one. I found a new one the other day Those are great Can't Michael air son unlock his phone. He looks so much like him. Uh, I don't know. I think I heard that I don't think they pay for that phone anymore Well I'm seeing I just googled it this is the people can do it is even if It could be unlocked even if you have an evil sibling who looks close enough to you They're really a doppelganger and is this with apple phones or with android phones with iPhones.

2:03:51It's I'm interested in the apple I mean sometimes my phone's like on the like the table over there in an unlock I'm like how did you even see me from over here? Right, you know like it's weird how good it works Yeah, but bam it's open right there Yeah, here's even an apple's website my sister can unlock my phone and we are not twins Wow So baby test it. I don't know interesting Interesting huh I know that um android has an unlock but it's not nearly a secure because it's not like a 3d image of your face Right, so you can probably unlock with a photo. It's definitely not as good as face ID But don't you think like fingerprints the best?

2:04:29Yeah, well the face idea I think I never even think about it, you know Right, because it just works works. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I think a finger fingerprint is the I mean they have I'm looking at my computer right now. There's a camera looking at me They could put face ID on it, but they have the fingerprint scanner on it. Yeah, yeah, it's weird Maybe there's another sensor in there. They can't put it in top in here I guess, but I don't know what does it it is annoying though though with iPhones it takes up so much of your screen real estate That island and face ID. Yeah, it's like that little strip is well kind of whack They're just waiting for the under Camera technology to catch up so in like two years about iPhone will get rid of it And what is supposed to be going on with this ultra like if they're gonna have an ultra phone like what's the purpose of that?

2:05:14It's just a bigger one I think that's it. Yeah, I think that's it It's something like better specs because it showed that it has better better screen right? The screen has less bezel right? I think that's what the they're just doing what they're doing right now Like the big one that always has a little bit better features a little bit So they make people buy the most expensive ship possible? It's ultra watch just a physical mock -up. Yeah, so they could you know make cases and shit. I don't think that they have leaked any Yeah Uses useful use cases or anything But if you think about people and like their desire to always have the latest greatest most expensive shit They're all gonna get the ultra that's probably gonna be the number one selling phone people I can't believe it 2500 dollar phone the selling so well especially if they put one of those Like the M1 or M2 I guess it's M2 chip that allows you to do final cut or logic if this is what unlocks the new headset The virtual like the AR headset then 100 % that's gonna be like is the virtual AR headset a guarantee?

2:06:09That's definitely happening supposedly next month, but yeah next month Yeah, they have that w whatever that thing they do once a year where Apple releases new stuff and supposedly it's gonna be announced Next month and it's gonna have like an external battery pack which is kind of weird, you know, you have to wear something around you on your belts or something There's not much really known about it. This is a picture. They've shown that's yeah, the best picture I guess everyone's agreeing is this is what it's gonna look like. I gotta piss. We'll be right back Do you do the the T injection yourself?

2:06:43Yeah? I talked to that guy about it the other day. He said you need to get on mine You know you just get it sent to you. Oh you getting your injections on a doctor's studio. Yeah, I go once a week Yeah, but that get tested once a week, you know, you're making sure everything's cool. That's good. And I have to get I have to bleed they make me bleed, you know They bleed yeah because there's like a level in your blood that you have to get below And you know a lot of blood It has something to do with I don't know what it's called. It's like blood cells like you have to like too much white blood cells One of the cells that that happens for tea Okay, why do There's a video that's gone around a lot blood.

2:07:22I think it's bloodletting right where they pop something in your forehead and let the blood squared out Have you seen that and I don't know why people do it because they're dumb maybe but you know I'm talking about no bloodletting from your forehead Yeah I only know that I thought we talked about here bloodletting from your forehead that sounds like leeches It sounds like some old school shit. Yeah bloodletting Like you know what what is it called? Trepening where they drill holes in the heads to relieve pressure. Yeah, yeah, spirits to get in there right I mean that's bullshit. It might not be called bloodletting, but this is the video.

2:07:57I'm talking about hold on Why the oh see he tight he makes blood drain from forehead in bloodletting procedure For whatever reasons in China's where they're doing this one. Oh, but that's like fucking bullshit Why would that be good to cut your forehead? Yeah, why are we watching? I'm not showing it on the floor Boy, that's a lot of blood. Yeah, and I'd like it's one of those things look how they have it blurred out where the blood hits the pan You can handle it you can handle it squirting out of his head. You can't handle it hitting the pan Yeah, that's stupid. It's Okay, all right. I think that's probably just stupid if I had a guess I Don't know something about recycling your blood though, right?

2:08:45Isn't there? Well, that's not recycling Yeah, this is doing it into a urinal like what is what is he doing? He's peeing peeing blood out of his head It's quite common used to treat pain swelling or other disorders related to blood Congestions. Yeah, it's like the LA traffic in your veins Blood congestion so like So like bloodletting is actually a real medical procedure. I think in the case we just watched it might have been to reduce eye swelling Yeah, I don't know I do know that ever since I started doing tea I haven't had hemorrhoid bloody hemorrhoid anymore It went away and for a year I haven't had one and I think that was my period from all the estrogen Don't I think I was really having a period it wasn't ever the whole time Don't you think that some of it comes from sitting on a toilet reading your phone?

2:09:37Yeah, but I haven't stopped doing that Maybe the testosterone has made your butthole muscles muscles. Yeah, maybe so they can handle. I thought it was weird though It seems weird to talk about it No, because I was joke that was my man period I think it really was Really was That's a big that's weird Yeah, are he went through that for like most of his life he still goes through it. Okay, why? I thought the same thing. What is that about maybe his estrogen's high? Maybe it makes sense it does Prinks out sometimes Yeah, his butt's been bleeding since he was in high school. Yeah, I wonder if he gets his butt checked though Because I mean he's got a lot of a lot of stuff going on.

2:10:24Yeah, I can't be good He's not going to a doctor. Yeah, he's always in fucking Asia. Yeah backpacking weird go on his walkabouts Not for me. Yeah Yeah, with a bloody butt bloody butt walking through Asia Your mom's house he's on were explained like he didn't want to poop because there's like a waste of time What? What's your younger? So he just held his poop in yeah, just like force himself to be constipated. She's like once a week or something Oh my god, I love pooping Yeah, and then I'll be resting too. I'm gonna leave out the rest of the details of the story that are worse But yeah, it's just alright.

2:11:06Yeah, it's it gets horrified. How do you how can one even hold Your poop in I don't get it how long can you hold it in like if you have to take a shit you have to go right how you doing it for days That makes it's like forcing constipation, but that doesn't make sense seems impossible It's also seems really deadly and we can talk about it next time he's here, but far remember to bring Why why we even talk about it now? Come on here promote red bands club Not talking about always but How many nights a week you guys open right now? We're open every night We have a lot of shows, but we also have a lot of open mics and we have a lot of karaoke We've been doing karaoke and so it's fun watching all the comics get wasted at the end of the night and just get drunk and do karaoke And I embarrassly did it the other day.

2:11:55What you saying? So that's the problem my karaoke song has always been a creep radio head But that now she palaces that that's his and now I feel weird. I don't want to do it anymore That's like what do you mean? It's like because he's known for that. He sings it. I know It makes me feel weird now singing it. So I tried Radio I know I know it's just weird. I don't know Okay, how about another one? So I tried doing lump by Presidency United States of America and I fucked up because I forgot how much how fast that song is and had like lump sand alone in a buggy marsh totally emotionless in like it's So it's like halfway through I was like, huh why did I pick this song?

2:12:35Did you just bail? No, I changed my voice to a high pitched voice for some reason like a woman's voice And so I started singing like she's up she's in my head It was the most embarrassing thing ever But karaoke's like that right do you have do you just do kiss songs or AC or I've only done it a couple of times The one time we did a kiss song at the Allison. Yeah, no name. Yeah. Yeah, well, uh, with Sarah no name. Yeah. Yeah What's the song the morning? Yeah, what was the song? It was a love gun love gun Yeah, there's something funny about singing bad. Yeah, but I don't do it very often. I'm not interested right.

2:13:16It's way better when you're drunk It's the only time to do it. Yeah, if you're singing karaoke in your sober your fucking psychopath You know, you're really into it. You're serious. Yeah, it's true. Man, wrong with you guys Especially was like a romantic song. There's no one even there like who he's singing to You're doing islands in the stream both voices is something weird about people singing karaoke if no one's paying attention You know, yeah, and I was like three people at the bar. This one person's by themselves all serious singing Did it start like in the 90s whisper You carry okay, where's like I don't remember it.

2:13:55I mean, I was too young, but like well, I guess it had to start with technology Right because you had to be able to see the scroll right I think it started in the Asian country probably right I think karaoke. Yeah, I'm Japanese. Yeah, but Dimples the karaoke place in Burbank was the first one that moved to the United States and brought karaoke to the United States Really, and then they tore it down and made a whole foods Yeah, karaoke kind of fell out of favor and then came back into favor like with nostalgia right because there was a time period where karaoke bars were dead Yeah, nothing came back Yeah, and now you can get like private rooms so you could just like you and like five people have like a private room with your own karaoke So you don't have to like be embarrassing around everyone else Imagine that's what you want to do at your time Imagine imagine that's your favorite thing to do.

2:14:49Can't wait. We're gonna carry okay tonight My favorite thing You know That is a karaoke video game in 1985 What yeah really got it. Yeah, I was just looking at history. It got There's the first machine was made in 1971 and oh wow I got popular as I think like through the 70s and then 1983 or 86 A Filipino man patented the karaoke. What do you think is embarrassing? What do you think about things that we do today is gonna be super embarrassing in the future? Oh selfies and all that stuff are Why selfie though? I don't know like taking I don't know they're gonna do that forever. You think they're never gonna stop taking pictures of themselves It's just hilarious watching people like try to find the right angle and Right podcasts.

2:15:44We may look back at podcasts like really. I don't know This wouldn't be embarrassing. This was like no enjoyed by millions of people. Why would that be embarrassing? Yeah I'm trying to think outside the box what you know like what right Carrying around a phone is probably gonna be it. Yeah, we're gonna probably think that was stupid Oh my god, they just carried around the phone. They had a type with their fingers They want the implant how often do you do text -to -type or talk to type not as much as I should I do it all the time really it's so good They're so good. They're so accurate. I do it in my car whenever yeah, I do it in my car too But I do it a lot just like it's so much quicker than then typing it and then it's As long as you're not saying something weird right where it doesn't know what the fuck you're saying like some weird name If something or something like that my problem is I will you do it for notes when I think of a joke And I want to write it down real quick and then I won't proofread it and then there's like some weird words in it And then it totally makes me not remember what the jokes about like wait Yeah, you know, yeah, sometimes it fucks up too much Well apparently Google's version of that is better.

2:16:47Yeah, Google's voice to type is better. Mm -hmm. Have you used it? Yeah, I've used Google's You still you still have a galaxy Two two galaxies or two have the flip the fold yeah, you the flip one the small oh you have the flip one And then I have the s23 ultra which one do you fuck with the most? The s23 ultra yeah, that's a good phone. It's great. Yeah Yeah Cameras are fucking incredible. It's so amazing that you could film a movie off a phone now like legitimately film a movie if you do it right like You could watch it on television. Mm -hmm great movie Like that's that's completely possible now and if they do put final cut pro On your phone.

2:17:29How many movies are gonna be made where it's shot and edited on an iPhone? Yeah, that's what they're showing the the apple trailer for the final cut pro where they're showing them use the iPad And film it then edit it and with the apple pencil like you can now draw on the film so you can make effects like if you want to have like a power thing You like draw the power and then animate the the effect It's like taking final cut pro to another level where you can draw on it now and do effects using your apple pencil Oh, so it actually makes it better than that in a computer kind of yeah kind of kind of let's have a computer attached to a tablet like a wake -on or something right right What's next?

2:18:07It's the neural interface right? That's next. Yeah, absolutely. That's gonna be the big big game changer Mm -hmm. That's that's gonna be weird man because we're all gonna want to do it because the people that do it gonna have a big advantage They're gonna be just completely connected to technology And then who's gonna be in control of that? What Because who's gonna be in control of it? I think the wearables You know, like this AR VR glasses that apple's gonna do But not having a phone anymore and just having glasses on is definitely gonna be the thing think about how locked in people are to their social media You know to their Twitter like when people get banned from Twitter by the back of the day they were devastated There's like an exile from the community But imagine something like that, but that's your brain Like you're locked into this community a rigid rigid community where you have to think and behave in a certain way or you get exiled Mm -hmm.

2:19:11That's what I root about oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I did see this so play it. Yeah, new gameplay Proves unrecord is real. Is this the name of the game? I think it's called unrecorded correct So this is a guy clearing a room So he's got a pistol in front of him. It looks insanely real and it's like body cam footage angle Is how it's supposed to be designed? That's what it looks like so yeah, this trailer came out and it freaked a lot of people out. They're like this is too real Yeah, you guys fucked up. Yeah, this is crazy Can you use some volume I mean everything from the brass you can tell it's fake right there this smoke From the gun, but yeah, this This is crossing a line of Realism that is like what are we doing?

2:20:04This is a game or it's a training simulator and they blur his face. It's what a fun little Whoa, think they do This is a spotty camp footage This is incredible man They did recently they'll make a new version of like a trailer to show people that this is a game This is made in a like unreal. This isn't footage From a real copper someone clearing a building this so this is the unreal four engine This is so this is five five what they've been doing since we've been talking about a few times now It's been getting updated probably monthly with new features and new additions and new add -ons that are making The unreal five even better like exponentially better all the time It's a free tool so like I don't know how much time someone put in this probably a lot, but it could have And theory been made by a small group of wild man Yeah, because a lot of this is just assets like I want to tire image.

2:20:58I want to keg image Yeah, almost like how people was explained to us. He just goes in and finds assets online and makes stuff You can start doing this. Yeah, I would have a real problem I'm having a real problem just watching. Yeah, and I don't know if it's gonna be in VR which I would imagine Oh, yeah, it will be you this kind of gameplay you can easily make VR Why is the person's face blurred because it's supposed to be a body cam footage and you're supposed to be watching you know The the the look of like we're watching this in court, you know, you know, you know, I mean It's like it did look It's a little not as clear Oh, it's like updated in a 4k and it's wow Which means that like yeah, the trees the sky the Building textures.

2:21:46Why do you think the metaverse didn't take off? Why was that a colossal failure? Well It's because it's I mean look you know Zuckerberg's version of the metaverse is they none of no one has legs Like everyone looks like Nintendo Wii characters and stuff and it's goofy Where you look at like something like VR chat which I use we you can be anything you want you could have a scan of you And make it look super realistic So when you're talking to somebody you look like you're talking to a real person But but like that see that's a actually A woman that used her phone and scanned her image into an avatar And if that's the stuff that's cool and unfortunately Zuckerberg and all those guys have been pushing this like Ridiculous Nintendo Wii now.

2:22:33This was out to be just so this was Zuckerberg. This is metas right right right right right right But but that's the metaverse that you know, he's not selling this metaverse, right? You know, he's selling the silly version of it So what's the silly versions the fact you have to head said? Well, could you just type in like like you know the Oculus world? Yeah, whatever this is That's the stuff that what he's showing is more closer to what I'm using right now And that's you know VR chat this is see like look all these goofy characters like See you have no legs you look like a little cart it looks like for kids, you know And what you were just watching like with that other image that is coming soon or you know That's the kind of stuff that's already out there and and uh that I use you know, I'm I could be a realistic person I could be a cartoon character.

2:23:22I could be anything I want I have legs This is just like I don't know for kids very kids is this is not the only thing that was available, right? Like this is just like hang out and talk to people I guess right but this is what Zuckerberg like the metaverse This is his like where he's spending billions of dollars thinking this kind of things gonna take off and you know So here's something that I asked someone over a year ago that I didn't understand because we hadn't seen the AI stuff There's spaces like this where I'll try to pull it back up on the screen when this guy is like floating around in here This is not how they did it.

2:23:55I'll be honest with you but this style was explaining me when you're when you're in that world You could it shows like a missile silo or something you could be like no don't make that a missile silo I want to be on a beach you just say that and go okay, pooh yeah, I got a beach It's like now it's too cartoony make it more realistic right and it'll be like more realistic beach And that's how some of the metaverse stuff is supposed to be it's not here yet though And I don't know how long it's gonna take to get here It but isn't a barrier to entry just the putting on goggles That's a lot of people don't want to do that right well It's also makes people sick And also you know a lot of problems and that's mostly based off uh frame rate So like if you're you're using something that is poorly made like software like a nap and you put it on and it's the frame rates shit then you're just gonna get sick immediately or is it too low a frame rate Yeah too low of frame rate you start getting sick so it just confuses you yeah It just makes you feel like uneasy like you know when you're Spitting on a carnival ride or something and your stomach starts getting like that makes sense of where if your mind If your eyeballs are seeing something that's blurry and fucked your mind might say oh my god You're sick you should throw up exactly you ate something bad you're dying right yeah, yeah And here's something I'll show you it's tough There's not a lot of content and Facebook may be fucking up by not showing this stuff more So can't have made this dual fish islands.

2:25:17It's I'm pretty sure it's the only one that's out there right now Right that allows you to shoot content To be watched in these headsets and when it's done right which hasn't been done right very much But when it is done right It's fucking amazing. It is wild how cool it looks But it's not a lot to look at right now and you got to put the headset on to see it right But things in front of you look like you should just reach out and touch them and they're in high definition quality It seems like every iteration of these things were always waiting for the one that's like that's it Like if you go back to when VR was first talked about was like the 80s and 90s remember They thought that that was gonna be the thing you put on the goggles you're in another world But technology wasn't really there And then all of a sudden with Oculus and with the HTC vibe.

2:26:02Okay, we're getting real close now. We're getting real close But it's still like not quite that's what they that's what they yeah That's what they think Apple is going to do with their headset it might that it's gonna be that cool supposedly This is VR in the 90s now we thought this is the beginning We're getting ready and this is this is gonna be the future to use this you had to be in a big pod like those The pods we almost want to use now, but the pod was just to track you like if you went out of the pod It wasn't reading you anything inside the pod at red and you had to have all sorts of cables and wires and things connected to you Still though, where did they have this at they did a cosine?

2:26:36Okay, so this is in the 90s And here we are 2023 it's it's still not quite you know you would have thought that would have taken off I forgot about that. It's what the guy that's what the headset looks like Which they still have these things and you know our Cades yeah all over the place the graphics got a little better One of the things they think they're gonna be able to do is Recreate psychedelic experiences They think they're gonna be able to make a VR psychedelic experience So you could trip balls without having to do any drugs and it'll have the same effect on your mind I do it a pretty good version of it like all the time yeah The thing I play all the time I have a character that you could do DMT acid mushrooms and stuff like that and you take it and you start Start seeing a little bit of trails on your hands and then the more you start seeing more trails like it's Pretty good and you could do DMT where there's like fucking like Buddha's coming out of the ground like like that look like lasers and shit Yeah, it's sometimes we'll just listen to music get high and just do that for hours And what what what are you using what is this?

2:27:41It looks like unreal. Oh, someone's made a Stream trip. Yeah, oh Yeah, oh This just goes on for a few minutes. Yeah, there's just different visuals and stuff how many grams? Yeah, see, oh, I love that lighting effect where it's like clouds shadows Well, maybe this is a real video than they fucked with it. Yeah, I think this is a real dog. Yeah, yeah, this is a real video All right, no, you're tripping. That's cool So what are you using I'm using VR chat which is like the good version of what Zuckerberg's trying to do and VR chat is connected how like using a PC it's free you could actually use an Oculus for it You're not going to get that great of graphics But I'm using like a really high -end PC and a valve index headset and It's a VR chats free and it's kind of like you know, you just download it you make a character or whatever And then you go hey, I want to go to Disneyland or hey, I want to go buy on a beach You know, and you just type in beach and it's like Google and they'll show you all the worlds you can go to and wow They you go there meet up with your friends, you know, do acid on the beach or whatever and the graphics are really high -end Oh, yeah, it's there's you know, it's it's it's it's each level is made by a different person So there's like good versions of it and bad versions of it realistic versions of it So this is like the real cutting edge Yeah, this is why this is why You know, this is way more popular times a lot, you know, then Zuckerberg's stuff really and it's like how many people are using this?

2:29:10Uh, it's one of the high largest user -based of a Multi -player game on steam. There is another thing that which I don't like you're you're hung up on that headset You don't Maybe to need you, but you're not gonna have to use the headset You'll be able to play with me and Brian if we ever headsets on just through a browser like this like you can do that right now Yeah, you don't have to put that so yeah, oh, so you can play it like a video. Yeah, or a chat room Now what is the best version of graphics like these things are all made by different people? Yeah, what's the best version? So if I were to play this right now with you I have bookmarked like all these worlds so like I have the best world to go to if you want to be in a beach Best world if you want to be on the moon best, you know, so Like look at this bar that you can kind of has good lighting and stuff, but you know it almost looks like a nice realistic bar And look at that character see like that somebody that I'd scan themself.

2:30:04It looks like yeah Obviously, yeah, oh weird And so you know you look back at what we were just watching with Zuckerberg's, you know, Metaverse And it's so silly compared to this, you know like graphic wise. It's like You can be anything in it you want yeah, but isn't the metaverse stuff the the Zuckerberg stuff capable of doing things like this Yeah, it's just it's it's that's why people why it's not working like look at that that looks like a real Ice bin for popsicles, you know like at a convenience store You know, that's not the graphics you're seeing on on Zuckerberg Zuckerberg's it's very cartoony very kids Kind of feeling, you know, but is that for all of them or just different software applications?

2:30:44Well, like you could play this on the headset, you know, but the Metaverse is the Facebook Like they're trying to get you into that metaverse world and that's what's failed But it's other stuff in the metaverse like with those the Oculus that they're happy that they have They have these virtual tours Yeah, yeah, but that's not that that's not like the metaverse. That's like you can play a The headset's just like a computer pretty much so you can download anything on it, you know That we're so the metaverse is like a walled garden Metaverse is like what we're just watching here chat where it's kind of like a chat That's the real metaverse, but what what Zuckerberg was trying to do you're saying is like a walled garden Like they were making it very specific to these apps.

2:31:26They were gonna have these kind of cartoony things Right, it's it's it's the metaverse is Doing it through all these characters and the stuff like that. I don't know It's hard to it's so hard to explain because it's uh, they made it confusing as fuck, you know But if anybody can explain if you can explain it no one can explain right? That's a lot of the problem, you know It's VR's taking off the metaverse is just not taking off because Facebook wants you to live inside their world, you know, and it's a world that they create right so that's what I mean by yeah Well, yeah, yeah, so it's all their stuff and it's also very stylistic I kind of feel like if I've been having the problem if I haven't come across anything yet that like Brian And I couldn't explain to show you in less than three minutes Then they haven't fucking figured out yeah, exactly right We're not there yet.

2:32:16So like I'm like, I don't know It seems close, but it seemed close for four years Yeah, that's what I'm saying like with every iteration of the virtual reality world It's like this is gonna be it, but it's not that I don't know how much the pandemic would have slowed down production I feel like it did fuck up some stuff while they were all working on offices doing stuff mess with these headsets because they have shown some Uh behind like uh, there's a video of what Zuckerberg has I think on 60 minutes They were shown someone behind the scenes prototype headsets. Mm -hmm. They have a thing that's uh, it sticks out from the head like the eye area It's ultrasonic sound waves that are pointed at your mouth And the lady that they had tried our maybe as a guy they said they could feel raindrops on their on their mouth Jesus, and that was recreated with sound waves.

2:32:59Yeah physically touching like touching you But that's not anything they have commercially available. It's just like an in -house demo And that sounds fucking cool too, but it seems like it's the neural link It seems like it's some sort of neural interface when that that hits then all the shit's gonna make sense And that's even scarier because you don't know what you're seeing is real or not You know, that's a sci -fi movie shit. Yeah, you're gonna walk right off the top of a building exactly You get hacked somehow or trolled and like you go into traffic, you know, yeah That's scary as fuck Well, I mean the future is always gonna be scary when it comes to things like this Things just technology in general is gonna be some mistakes Also a not -so -black mirror at the so it's coming at a price scary June somewhere Yeah I haven't watched all the ones that exist same.

2:33:49I can't get anybody to watch with me after watching about myself Yeah, you gonna move closer. You think I'm good. I think I get a like a studio apartment downtown or something Yeah, just because there's just why not just having like a nice little studio and And friends in town they could use it, you know But then I could also like hey, it's two in the morning. Might as well just stay here. I have to be here tomorrow, you know Yeah, that's a lot of people love that they love like Tony loves living down there. Yeah, he loves it I don't know if I want to live there all the time though Some people love that urban urban sort of experience.

2:34:29Yeah, not me. I've always been a suburb guy me too My neighborhood so quiet Everyone's working or yeah, you know at nine o 'clock. It's pitch black Like it's quiet and pitch black. I could just go out there and hear nothing except animals, you know Yeah, I like that me too I think living in the city is probably fun, but you know Tony's like you just want to do stand up every day Just wants to just roll out of his place go to Starbucks get a coffee. Yeah, some people are like that You know, I'm more I like relax. They sit in every time I go to New York City. I always imagine could I live here? I don't think I would like it.

2:35:05I could never live there Some people that's the only thing they love they love it more than anything. They love like are he loves the energy goes being around all the people I also don't like living in buildings like like you know like living like a tall building stuff I don't like that feeling, you know Burning a ferno the time when we were in the hotel fire Yeah, fuck that shit fuck that shit. That's a scary moment. Yeah, and people are walking too slow down the stairs And you just ready to go over the top of these motherfuckers date. I was panicking. Yeah, should be remember We went down to like the second floor and we saw that smoke and it was just the fire extinguisher or something Yeah, that was weird.

2:35:45Yeah, that's what it was some jackasses get drunk and set off a fire extinguisher and they had it Get everybody out of the entire fucking building enjoy ideas. I took the elevator dog. I don't care Like a doctor. I would probably take an elevator to Probably You know, it seems like that's some kind of myth that they don't want everyone to pile into the elevator or something or I don't know you get stuck there if you lose power or something. Yeah, you don't want to get stuck You don't want to get stuck in the elevator for loses power. Oh, that makes the most sense Yeah, that's and then the buildings on fire.

2:36:21Mm -hmm. Get out. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, maybe that's it Did you see the video of the elevator the counterweight? Fucked up. No, you know instead of going down like a lot of elevators. You're afraid of yeah, fuck it went up At a high speed really show the video. It's fucked up. I hate elevators Even the elevator at the mothership are be feused to go away. No Yeah, I don't even if it's any kind of elevator down there at the mothership is so slow. It seems broken right if you got that Should check maybe it's we did got a totally thick it's all totally replaced wow So eight years old. I don't know if this is I think it is it was an old video.

2:36:58Yeah, it is it is it just went viral again. Yeah So it gets on and look it's just fucking going out of control because it goes up 30 floors in 15 seconds Shoulder crazy part That would freak me to fuck out. What was the crazy part? Oh, I think you see it crash Oh, no, I'm not gonna show the crash part Oh Jesus So it gets all the way to the top and he gets oh shit. He got wrecked fuck Is that kind of live? I don't know this has been going around. There's a lot of people standing in your trains I've been seeing they're like walking next to a train. They just get jacked by the train like they're walking too close to it For social media post they saying look at the door open, but the elevator still moving fuck bro No I wouldn't even know what to do I'll probably lay on the ground.

2:38:02What can you do boom when you hit the top that dude must be dead So never seen that happen before I didn't scared to shoot out of me after I saw it Elevators are fucking terrifying. So are escalators people fall through and get chewed up by the gears I never thought about that. And then that one video came out the woman falling through That's why regulations are important kids need regulators It comes to that kind of shit inspectors All right Brian red ban let's wrap this bitch up Tell everybody the club name. I Sunset Strip Comedy Club. It's on Sixth Street and next door to Joe's Club and it's Sunset Strip ATX.

2:38:40We have the roast battle now We have a bunch of shows. I bring in my secret show there starting the 18th of this month We have a lot of people from out of town and this bitch and friends. Yep come on in tonight. They're wine shank nice They were just on the podcast yesterday. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Holtsman's gonna be their Saturday nice Casey rocket and David Lucas nice Beautiful. Yeah, it's awesome. It's awesome. Good luck with that. Thanks buddy. Let everybody know. What's the website? Sunset Strip ATX dot com dot com. Okay, and Redban right? So on everything. Yeah, red I'm Twitter Instagram. You still use Facebook Uh, you're about politics.

2:39:21No, I don't really use Facebook too much once in a great while Just use it to check in on are you fucking with any of the other ones like what's your profile on truth social? I tried to get truth, but their servers were down really really yeah, and I never cut got it Blue skies of what I'm trying to get an invitation code. Hey, it's up. That's the dorsi one. Oh no, no yet Yeah, yeah, dorsi dorsi Give me that invitation code. What do they do with blue sky? Blue sky is Twitter. They're they're have you seen the screenshots of it? It looks just like Twitter doesn't I'm down I'm down. Yeah, I'm down.

2:39:53I like jack. What is uh, what is he doing differently with it? I don't think there's anything different. I think he pretty much It's the way the back end works. Do you remember how what someone was just in here explaining that you could take all of your shit with you I forget who it may be a mile. Okay, no op -mit bill. I was Right. The whole back end stuff that was my head. Yeah, something like that. Does they have an ability to take like a content with you if you want to leave Interesting try to find a picture of it like not showing on there Yeah, it's supposedly so sort of deach centralized uncensored version of it.

2:40:25Yeah, it looks exactly like Twitter. Yeah, and I went as a repost thing Uh -huh the graphics are the same and I think you know, I think jack Changed his tune on Elon and I think that's why he's doing this real yeah Yeah, a lot of people soured on Elon. He announced yesterday that Twitter's DMs are gonna turn encrypted starting like today Interesting. So no one not even I could see it if there's a gun to my head Interesting and that's something about phone calls. Oh, he's a friend It's a trap. Yeah, I don't think he's a friend. No, he's an alien. Yep Anything all right, um, that's it. Let's wrap it up Sunset trip at x .com.

2:41:08Yeah, red ban on social media. Yeah, check out secret show. It's moving there next Thursday. They 18 beautiful. All right. Bye everybody