#1991 - Protect Our Parks 8

31:24She's banging a bunch of guys. She's really just a glorified prostitute Go ahead. Thanks. Thank you Fangfang It was Fang oh it is Fang Fang Christina Fang entered the US through California's college student in 2011 spent the next four years wooing everyone from Local political US Congressman the prostitute wow among the polls pot Fang got close to was California Democrat Eric stall Swalwell, and she once also once helped raise funds for Tulsi Gabbard. Uh -oh. She was helpful along the way She's a mission I think you're gonna He's was like threw it out there. Yeah, test the waters. So Gabby Waking up and someone being like dude, you're chick.

32:10He's like fucking Fangfang. She's like No No It's sex with an Ohio mayor in a car an incident caught on FBI electronic surveillance Which guy that's her right there kiss kiss Fangfangs I'll be honest what a bad that's probably how you get by you look regular by being regular Yeah, what a stupid fucking spy to just fuck a mayor in Ohio We got a lot of information out of this guy. He's the mayor of fucking Cleveland Right Know that the FBI is gonna be in town because of this night. She's setting back more code like the rock roll Hall of Fame expanding But also they're changing the name to the guardians the cure is winning But also she's a human being yeah, and even though she's working on spy Maybe she just wanted to fuck the mayor in a car human being.

33:02She's agent. She's still a lady. I'm related You're saying yeah, she was like I am trying a bigger thing, but this guy's cool. Yeah She wants to talk maybe it can't be all verse X can't be for intel. I don't know that's hot intel push another US mayor described as older and from obscure city in Midwest called Fang his girlfriend at a conference in Washington DC in 2014 oh damn Bang bang suck in the mayor of sushi the Faceted mayor insisted the pair's relationship was the real deal despite their age differences. Oh, she's fucking old guys This doesn't work for guys a guy can be a spy that fucks all the she allegedly worked working at the direction of Chinese ultra secret Ministry of State security spy agency oxy moron Interesting thank thank god dammit.

33:52Hey, where's she now? And jail? I don't know where she should got traded for Brittany Griner nah The merchant of head how crazy is that they traded a mass murder? It was responsible for thousands of deaths for a basketball player the crazy thing is they told the Americans who love Brittany Griner Like hey guys you got to keep quiet about this as you only way to get her out can't make it a big deal and though people like now All we do is make big deals out of things. Yeah, yeah, we're fans of the WMBA Yeah, they make a big deal out if they didn't make a big deal about it in the government negotiated.

34:22She's let out in a week You think so yeah, they're like no, just a weird charge. Do you think it became we get also became a fuck you? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, public fuck you. Yeah, cuz nobody knows about that marine. It's over there They they had the choice of releasing a marine or releasing Brittany Griner. No. Yeah, there's a marine He's charged with espionage. He's probably a better basketball player You look up what Brittany's averaging this season to see if it was worth it They just started how she doing she got it in the first game. She got eight points. I think she got I think she's fucking leading They're all like Lewis Gomez There's weird videos of her Did you got to get the video of him faking out Lewis Gomez?

35:10That's a fake and Lewis fully It's 27 in our last game. Oh, that's legit 27 points. Oh, wait, there's a big loss 17 25 31. Oh, who is that I take it back? Who's the best player in the WNBA? Oh Shit that one guy Margaret We want another name I was just gonna say that how come no trans true Joanna man T NBA how come none of them I know I got out Yeah, they would be dunking you'd be nuts not to who what idiot is not tried all you have to do is be a mediocre male basketball player dude I was a practice player for the women's basketball team of Maryland. We figured it out. I would have been a six -man I would prefer soccer bench pretty good.

36:00Yeah without working out hard But imagine if you were like a mediocre professional basketball player couldn't cut it in the NBA anymore And you just transitioned easy. I'll show it to you. Go for it. You'd be and they can't stop you Yeah, no one can stop you anymore. You don't even have to do anything enough to take drugs You could be retired. Well retired. It's the whole thing is it's so strange But I mean do it. Who's listen? Do it? Well the we think is they just won the poker tournament That's not even physical who did a guy he identified as a lady and won the poker tournament Well that could easily because be because men play more poker That's a nutty as one Full CTE that was bad.

36:52That's all that boxing training. He's been doing it all the way around I was like where did that pass go? I don't see the ball Wow what What he's wearing Jordan's number fuck off It's a little you dribble. He's until he hears the dribble. He doesn't know Oh, that was the fun. They fought the entire time dude. That was that was insane Did they take it seriously? They chose seriously? Way too serious me Matt were on their podcast. They were like we can beat you in basketball We're like I was like I've seen you play basketball. They played each other once and they can't play they dribble with their head down I was like you guys get we suck me Matt suck, but we can beat you and then they were like fine a thousand dollars We're like all right.

37:35Let's play beat him 11 12 nothing We got a fight for a while over that they were so sir. They just paid It's like it was like a year and a half Lewis kept that Lewis kept asking me to do podcasts So I was like I'm not doing it until you pay me go fucking pay you right now. I don't give a fuck yeah It works How can he even pay you immediately? Well, he's Lewis You get paid at the game. Yeah, exactly after the game. It was it got heated About what everything You went too hard. We should have a Dave Dave never agreed to go Got a fight. I was a little out of line. He was a little out of line Lewis is great.

38:18He gets trinket. No, I looked like it Lie up the handle then forgiving you the next day. Yeah, that's this thing. Yeah Yeah, I mean him fight a lot girls like that a lot of fun aren't they girls like that are fun? Yeah, actually I forgive him. Sometimes you do freak out. I go. Hey fucking you dumb. Yeah What makes them fun sometimes make some problematic? You got that right? Yeah? Yeah, I like another Fantone I always have that psychotic and erotic and next door neighbors That's not bad. They're right next door to each other. Oh, yeah, so the butthole in the vagina. Hey Yeah, don't tell that Jesus What are you doing there?

39:01What you got to ring the bell. Thanks a second. Jay was so mad that you beat him so bad Why are you so mad? Jay sometimes you can't he just can't take it. He's competitive. Yeah, but don't play a video game with him Yeah, it was a big big video gamer He's competitive roll ass competitive. Yeah, oh, yeah Yeah, but what can we plan NBA jam? Basketball He loves basketball. Yeah, so that was what started the argument. He was like I'm getting pretty good Does he actually play basketball? Yeah, they were playing this yeah, that was in his apartment building. Oh, okay He's a week later a week. Yeah, I wore a chain wallet once he tackled me That's his thing he was a chain wallet.

39:47That's a joke Yeah, but it got you wore a chair. I used to wear a chain wallet. Yeah, I did too great way to not lose your wallet I lost my wallet once in New York City. I left it in the back of a cab It was such a fucking pain I'd rather lose my wallet. I'd rather lose my wallet. What did you get a chain wallet inside chain? Bro, the best thing is so corny. So corny. I'm not Jay. These are the record. It doesn't wear anymore. This is these are the best What are those it's a like little front zip up wallet for credit cards? I got that's like any credit cards drivers license all that shit, but now you got multiple things here I want one thing so I got a penny pack bills full to the bills That's a fanny pack.

40:26I'm aware Yeah, don't you block me motherfucker. Where that I got the same one dice as that's where I learned about this model I said a fanny pack on a My that's a fucking beautiful fanny bag is it tonight, right? I could what you get is like roots of Canada. I'm like, oh shit. We sell these on higher primate .com legit from roots Good band you scared of fanny packs. I don't know why I don't care for them. They're very convenient You gotta wear them over the shoulder. That's what people do now that it's cowards. There's to cowards way Scared you want you want to you want the convenience of a fanny pack But you want it to be a little more awkward to wear yep just so that you don't look like you get a fanny pack Yeah, go for it or don't go for it.

41:10Don't be a coward. Where a fanny pack? Where right over your dick? There you go sit right there He's I'm just supposed to put it on your fanny though Come on, I don't know why they call it a fanny pack because do you know fanny in English is pussy? Yeah That's what they call it because I had a fanny pack pussy pack and they were making fun of me. Would you call it? Yeah, no, I'm doing I'll be next week. I got it's called the fanny guy tour They were like my my that's a vagina That's so funny They call it a bum bag over there a bum bag Like bum you know you butt like fanny pack. Oh, that's the call to bum back I was working the door at the Congress door and somebody you know they always make jokes and they come in and it's like Do you love fags in here?

41:51I'm like yes, whatever and then I got turned back around they were just smoking No We shouldn't Tony was there Oh That's Someone saying that though that's like willful ignorance They got to know that that is a different meaning in the United States. Yeah, it's because it's such a different meaning It's not only that everybody knows about that different meaning. Yeah, that's a big one. Yeah That in the Lou the Lou yeah, the boot Yeah, yeah That's all I got on British speak lift lord trunk Elevator Yeah, I think it's a truck. Yeah lift. Yeah, I'll lift it over there. We're gonna cookie as a cracker the boot is weird What do they call the front hood the bonnet the bonnet of a car?

42:51Bonnie and whoa Or boot is the truck. I suck. That's what it was on it. Well also we invented the car. So why you changed the names? Yeah Why do you spell entire with a why yeah? And why you got a you and color Flavor yeah, maybe they Now there's there were no tires. I say we perfected it. They invented it We're like not bad not bad and then we ran with it. They had to go on the other side of the road to those dorks Yeah, put the steering wheel on the other side of the road that'll fuck you up. I drove on there It's hard. Yeah, didn't Matthew broadger getting a car accident because of that right over a kid No, fuck them up one different now who is Robert he'd be here better actor.

43:39He was getting hit by Jennifer Gray. That's the rumor That's what I know way pull it up I did that's the rumor yeah Now they were dating and now they're done and so there was a great. I think yeah, so there was job Jennifer Oh, yeah, blow job Little bonnet Lorraine a bonnet Remember that story that was big news That was a giant story of course it was what was the name? Bonnet no, no, he was the one on active John Wayne Bob it John Wayne He was a running late night joke for years forever every comic had a joke about we might we have to have talked about this I don't think we had I was oh, I'm talking about just the idea of just like you'd never find my dick in that field No, no, no, no, wait, good for that guy.

44:35I don't think it was like I think she's threw it out the window I know but mine's gone I think she probably threw in a very specific area Drive it to the air bud while you're biking I don't know what a dick Airplane seat. Yeah, well my dick's gone We're never getting that he's so it back up. You got your phone light out under the seat Let's go to the little dick. They did the first I think recently they did the first fiend penis transplant Let's get it going, but they can't transplant your balls Good because what happened she left with it. Yeah, drove away and left the apartment with a severed appendage and Troubled in roadside a like the time driving pretty good dick You find a steer with one hand struggling to steer with one hand.

45:22Who's she's a lady At a roadside field There's eventually stopped and called 911 telling them what it happened. Wow where it was is found after an exhaustive search And after being washed with antiseptic impacted saline ice it was reattached in the hospital and he did two pornos Yeah, I remember the pornos Franken penis The funniest We were just talking about while you pulled it up Frank and we need what was it just talking about right when we pulled that up? What were you talking about something different docking No, green between there a Brittany Griner god damn it her dick got off of it Finding a dick in a field you think they have penis transplant That's right.

46:15So they've done the first penis transplant so just dude, but they can't transplant balls because the balls carry your loads forever You would do transplanted someone else your balls carry your DNA whoa Yeah, so if the balls like if you transplanted balls You there's an ethical problem because that guy's obviously dead and he's still having kids He's out. Yeah, you're having his kids. Also if you get a dick transplant. You're going black though. No I want what do you mean? You want to look like yours? Yeah, but you also want the girl Imagine if that was a imagine if that was a question. I got a two -tone question like what do you want?

46:54We want to wait till everyone's out of the room. I want you care. We could bleach it She's got to give the patient testicles after consulting with the bioethical they did tell the sperm. Yeah The sperm generating tissue would confer the potential for having children with genetic material from the donor Wow, yeah, keep going. Yeah, keep the guy red it dick red it Is David's dick red it so there was this the first one. Yeah The patient who also low -loss both legs and the blast scroll down a little bit. I don't want to I don't want to make it do it You guys know as the doctor who did the most on this Well, I don't want him making my dick We can go bigger we can't let we can't let nature hold us back Yeah, did you hear about the kid who was born with a giant dong so they had to get surgery and they've got the dad was like go eight inches So they went him down to eight get a football shape dick And they surgeryed it down to a eighter good dad.

47:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, give him girth. Yeah, but what if you wanted nine? He's pretty good. What of his friends? I'd be my dick's an inch bigger like motherfucker I have in football yeah, I want that cock when I was a baby. Oh, yeah, what the opposite keeping it keeping a kid with a giant dick like the opposite of a boy name Sue Remastered Yeah, this kid was one he was Learned to walk it nine years old There is that's the dick That why would they use this kid is he white Sexual organs of a grown man due to rare hormonal condition. I bet that means he's jacked to The womb fucking jacked with a giant hog.

48:41I bet he fucks great. Well, the dad said he was on on it Imagine walked in in in in the nursery and he saw one baby with a giant dick trying to fuck the other baby It was one freaking nurse. I know you're only one can't do that Keep your knife wrong. Don't put that in your mouth. Don't fuck the kids He's just like looking at you scolding him. I was stroking it. Yeah, nothing comes out that knuckles up Imagine the ultrasound lady being like No way Stuck in there. Oh my god, they can't show the dick because I look at baby born with three penises makes medical history Wow, so what do they do that you gotta keep the middle one imagine if the mom was like I don't want a big one No, let him keep all three give him a normal size give the Hydra Give three dicks.

49:30Oh, yeah No, girl, is that a total? We could put one in the bed one on the B hole and one can just hang out sell too off With these organ transplants that's not bad. I'm sure they can make college education. You saw it no No, there's no picture, but it describes what it is Here Nick one was under the primary or the root under his primary penis Wow Wow In the tank. Yeah, it takes a centimeter long long Should we all picture side to side? I did yeah, yeah Now if he jizzes do they all just oh good question one jizz at a time immediately go again immediately go again Yeah, like do you do you just the one you work?

50:16Particularly mysterious a child hadn't been exposed to drugs in the womb and didn't have a family history of genetic Apparations Yeah, right Interesting old parents Why don't we digs up there the language used here is a little Three release it's no foul Orbal well movie. Yeah, it's what's the lower post? Oh, they didn't have three release the New York person's always fucking It's the best back page go right sports always some page six. Yeah Three is that writer must have been a fucking six grade bully dude. What a beast Three willies that's a crazy Nick they did if you found out some of the three dicks.

50:55He called him three willies That's pretty good better than one I'd really Now remember they had chink in the armor that was them No, that was the ESPN. No, I was ESPN. Yes, PN. Damn. What was it? Jeremy Lynn was a Asian basketball player and he was dominating and said chink in the armor was the ESPN headline really? Yeah, I'm just quoting the headline That's crazy. According me that one. Yes, PN fires employee after offensive Lynn headline. Wow He said I didn't know I have no idea was not on purpose But that is a thing that you would say exactly Like there was a player that found a hole in the defense.

51:33He found a chink in the armor I would like to hear the phrasing. What do you mean? In the hornets defense you found a chink in the hornets defense. That's an expression. It is a common expression Yeah, tough one on this one It is a tough one on that one, but you could make that mistake and it's a mistake like you say it all the time She said he's announced it. I don't forgive him. No, he tried to say the Negro baseball Hall of Fame Michael pretty set of fast with an accent It came out the worst way possible. I will not We've had a great time here. We went to the baseball league Hall of Fame. Oh Full if you have an accent But I never have an accent Too food.

52:16Yeah, he sent it wrong. He accidentally said he said it the N word. Yeah, I don't know. Oh damn See the one in there. There's a guy next to him. That looks like oh there's a newscaster talking about this guy who had done something like Oh, it's long height hike, but the amazing thing is that he's gay. No, he's blind He said gay instead of blind like oh my god, you get the gay from blind panic How many people panning on the cameras on them? They just panic. They don't know what they're saying if you misspeak It's bad enough to go the amazing thing is that he's house. Oh, that didn't make it. Sorry about that But when you say that you're like If you miss be if you say something and as you're saying like this doesn't make sense But it's chicken the armor like oh Jesus Yeah Think about that fucking the base the the Hall of Fame the baseball Hall of Fame guy must have been like holy sh as As soon as they fucking went like all right.

53:21We're done with that segment just like If that's whenever is the live they they live feed before the Just goes Kansas City Fag capo His wife is louder his wife is mouth. He's like getting ready to He's talking to the guy with him up in the booth. He didn't know as a hot mic and they were like It was like B roll the stadium before the game You just hear the announcement of fag capo the world and then he gets fired in like the fifth inning Oh, he hasn't apologies like I'm so sorry if you never want to work with me again all this I can see how those hits a home run in the middle of his apologies going to my wife and my kids I love you deep drive that things out He did his job he went out he went out doing his job Oh, yeah, we think happens to a guy like that.

54:18He's doing a TV show with your list.

54:23Oh That's right For anyone out there that blows to now he's working a gas digital I See how does let's go He's on autopilot He's got to do he's been doing this for 30 years Back into it, but he did whatever happened that guy. He's fine. He's gonna show Joe list Yeah, for real. Yeah, I'm like a minor radio. Yes. Yes. He's going to minor league stadiums Joe's taking batting practice at minor league stadiums He got it jersey for like the Montana. That's right the white. Yeah, they put him in was Joe This has like some baseball fantasy. He's a hell of an answer. Yeah, he's got a great dance on the singer But yeah, but he's like this is my co -host that guy.

55:28I was like, where do I know the name? I think about it. Yeah Fag Starting over the thing is there's so many people out there. There's so many people out there that can do that job Yeah, you know summer better than others. Yeah, for some others the best that baseball is tough, too Cuz you know, it's basically like a podcast cuz it's such a boring fucking game. You gotta just talk gotta be on funny. Yeah, captivating Yeah That's interesting baseball slow hockey fighting is easy hockey's hard fighting is easy. It's all happening Right, like the excitement is not you talk. Yeah, it's all happening Or so you just have to describe what's going on But what if they're just kind of circling?

56:11They want to put it on the ground. Do you guys have to go? Oh, he's circling so No, just talk about what he's trying to do like I was trying to set something up Like what what do you see in the movement? What do you see in the way? They're they're interacting with each other Like what patterns do you see you see thousands of fights? You see patterns? You see when someone's starting to set things up. You see someone is pressing someone who's biting on feints You see things, but I also see some announcer's be like so they talk start talking about his past and how he came up and how he trains Yeah, sometimes you do that and it's all free flow, you know, you don't know what you're gonna say.

56:42Yeah, that's why anic is the best He's the best that guy Crazy good when you take me to those fights and I see that guy work. It's fucking crazy It's so much hard. Why is he so good just to go? He's the best. He's the first of all the smoothest. He's the the most knowledgeable He's the best at recall. He's the best that he never flubs and he was lines Everything is smooth as fuck. He knows when to get in he knows when to get out He knows when to set you up He's so aware of like if something goes to the ground like DCs explaining wrestling positions He never gets in the way. He's just the fucking man and he loves the sport my favorite about him It's watching him when you guys start the main event broadcast you see him like because it's so loud You guys can't hear each other.

57:26He's got a earpiece in they're like He's like we are live from Your pieces and we have heard it all yeah, well people say like why are you why are you yelling during the broadcast? I can't hear my middle right in the beginning when the UFC's about to go live on pay -per -view It's especially like a big show that who saw square card playing the Who's all do that? It's like we're starting Oh my gosh, he's the shit shit. Which one song is that's Bob O 'Reilly All the highlights of like 30 years of crazy They lie that to buy that Just kind of Love it if you ever working out you can put that on a loop.

58:08Just fucking go They change out the video all the time. Mm -hmm. Yeah, there was having new highlights new things is the shit That's out of all the jobs that I have like that one look I fucking never get tired of that So much the best I always get excited that fucking Salt Lake City lineup. I showed you bananas Justin Gatesy versus Dustin Poyer Yeah, my two favorites My favorite shit. Yeah, the whole fucking card is bananas. That's a big one man. Oh, yeah, that's a big one That's all excited July 29 I believe I'm going July 8. Oh Let's go. Let's go. I'm doing shows in Vegas. I texted you these right.

58:47Where are you doing? Or if you were doing any if I well if I did a theater I would do that place at the Mirage. I like that place a lot. I think I'm doing that That's the one Ron White always does that place is a shit But last time I did the MGM Grand Arena and that was pretty bad. I'm not gonna do that one Baby surprise I bet you good. I'm gonna do that theater. Yeah, there's another theater that I did to that's like 4 ,000 What is that one the one that's sort of connected to the MGM that no no the other one. There's another one There's a theater like it's a really nice theater. We hold the weigh -ins there sometimes I forget the weigh -ins brothers No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's like the something Point theater something we've had the park MGM that's why park MGM that places don't that's a really good theater Yeah, that's like was it like 47 hundred capacity?

59:39That's a good one I gotta get back to Vegas, but the Mirage is the shit you can't beat that Mirage that fucking Terry Fador room is perfect It's like it's angled it sets up for you Is this the card I'm going Oscar versus yeah Drek is to see hooker that guy is to see is the dude that oh nickel let's go Yeah, man, Nickland dime Jalen Turner versus Dan hookers a great fucking fight. Oh, yeah, holy shit That's a great fight. Yeah, well I'll be there Brandon Moreno versus Pentasia. That's a fucking great fight You plan to get around this that yeah, yeah, if you see any idea Rodriguez fight No, I don't know.

1:00:20One of the wildest mother fuckers that's ever fought in MMA. Go to a Zaire Rodriguez Yaya Rodriguez highlight Yaya has some of the craziest kicks. He's got this Taikwondo background, but he does all this wild shit He's hit BJ pen with a 360 roundhouse kick. He's around that one spins 300. He fuck BJ pen up Oh, damn BJ towards the air look at this look at this Oh off the top of the dome He kicked him with the right and then in the air hits him with the left. He's a high. Yeah, he's so dynamic Wow, that's a tall Mexican his striking and on the ground He's fucking he finished Josh Emma with a triangle on his last fight.

1:00:58Yeah, I'm the ground. He's nasty. Oh, this is old He is fucking wicked He's wicked and he's really hard to figure out because everything he does is different than anything and he look at that Behind the back kick behind the back kick kick back that up look at that look at that Behind the back swings around does like a spinning back kick to the supporting leg Why is that again? Look how creative this fucking guy is nobody does that let me see that again back it up Look at that behind the back and then spinning back face Oh, fucking genius holy shit genius reminds me of something I would do though.

1:01:34He's does you a crush it You should join the elbow look at this boom. Oh Check this out guys chasing him. He does a spitting out Oh, what? That's a famous clip up elbow. He's so dynamic. You haven't see it. Was that the zombie look at this shit Jumping roundhouse kick. Oh fuckers this guy's problem. Dude. Okay, bro. He's so good Should be arrested for that and off his back. He's fucking nasty with submissions. He does everything that Yeah, I hear what triggers is a mother fuck me Wow, and he's a guy that like you know had his ups and downs in the ocean He had some fights where he got dominated by wrestlers Where he really had like you know Frank.

1:02:15Yeah, you're fucked him up. I long been around the shit out of him He's been around a while. He's been around a while. He's like remembers. Yeah, he's fairly young Yeah, he's gotten to the UFC fairly young. He's famous. He's really good man He had like a back and forth with Max Holloway like it's down to the wire Holloway is a beast Yeah, he was on the 2014 Ultimate fighter. Yeah, yeah, he won that Real Jewish he threw up once when I was interviewing. Oh, that's your bar neighbors, but he's so good dude is dude so good He's just so different than anybody else and he's a really good grappler too.

1:02:47That's what's crazy It's like usually when guys with that good at striking their submissions aren't top notch, but he's he got he's got everything He's not really a wrestler, but he can wrestle but my my god. He's fucking kicking off the charts Well, he's going up every like look at the distance see in that distance. You're fucked because he's he's that guy's good too Well, this is the rise of him So this is how he won the ultimate fighter who won that and then you know, you just get to see some highlights from some of his fights But Volkanovsky's the baddest motherfucker alive. So that fight that fight is incredible That's gonna throw but Volkanovsky's pound for pound number one Volkanovsky's Yeah, I mean yeah, he lost to to um here it is Islamokov very very close fight barely lost I thought he edged him, but it was a very very good fight and then you look at Volkanovsky You know at 145 and he's just unprecedented.

1:03:47He storms the gates. Yeah Back up that fight does it show the 360 roundhouse kick you hit BJ with all that But look how he does that that round kick to the straight punch in the same motion The kick lands in the punches right behind straight into big brother He's so nasty Coming up. Yeah, he's gonna do a finger up the butt Big brother All right call it will you yeah, geez. Oh, he's what you were saying That was when BJ went to 145 and BJ at 145 was very depleted It was not a good move for him to get down to that way class PSP said he was the toughest fighter he's ever fought yeah when BJ was 155 But as he got older he tried the lower weight classes, you know It's a tie yeah with bigger guys and it just his body wasn't the same.

1:04:42He was so good Oh, BJ was the mother fucker when he was in his prime Hawaiian I always say that like you got to look at a guy like in their prime like Mike Tyson in his prime You got to look at them like in their prime and then stop watching Yeah, you can't look at them when they're deteriorated and say oh Overall they didn't because you overall you're correct But if you want to look at the greatest expression right then you'd still only look at the prime Just look at that part. Yeah, I would say the same for comedians. Yeah Really fall off with some kind of my favorite example that Kinesen is the great example.

1:05:14Yeah, did you see now that was called what's happening with some prayer?

1:05:20Yeah, you toss card Look at this the one I'm talking about. Yeah, the card Both of it. Oh, he everyone is killer. Let me tell you something Behovage at one or five is so fucking scary and for Alex to go right up There's a lot of them there's Louis and Markle's Hogyrio Delima. That's a great fight to love the kiss Michael Kessa and Kevin Holland. That's a fucking great fight too. Oh, holy shit. Wonderboy is the man cool dude Good scroll back I was on his funny too. Do you want to do that one Mark? Well, hoavage and that way it up that Bro, you're going. I want to love to go. That's a crazy fight because you can't fuck up with Beovage that guy throws Let's do a wise guy show and then pop over here.

1:05:59That would be a good time. Let's get prayer. It is right there, right? It's like Right there by the city. They go three because I don't think they ever really wants to make 85 anymore It's absolutely brutal and there's a lot of speculation so that's why well first of all Israel hit him with the perfect punch. It was perfect It was perfect the follow up is perfect. It was a beautiful not cool. It's spectacular spectacular, but a lot of people are Speculating that he doesn't take a punch that well because he cuts so much weight Oh, prayer He'd be better if he walks around way over 205 he walks around like 230 It just seems like they just seem like they immediately got rid of the idea of a trilogy immediately Yeah, you know, I mean like as soon as the fight ended they were like what are you doing next?

1:06:45No, not even a mention of yeah, it's one one no, it's one one in MMA. Yeah, it's a 32 right overall. Yeah, three two overall anyone You already did something cool Neville, let's go level. I'm still trying to wake up from that hangover That's a big fight for Pejada to go up to 205 and into fight, but I'm He did that's a big test. I'm excited about that So we're just chocolates with these ones we were eating last time. All right. They're like one careful Volcanoxys funny too. Oh, he's hilarious. Volcanoxys in two are the fucking bros. Oh, two are the old shoe drink Half not mean to evasa tie to evasa.

1:07:33Yeah, you mean David to it was another one the boxer. No the shoe guy. Yeah That's Do a shoe we win here in Australia, but Christ was saying you got a throat infection from doing shoe That's from blowing dudes Yeah, I'll say it down under They try to get me to do a shoe when I was there what you do I said no on stage Tie tried to drink a beer out of my shoe and post -fighting No way I'm like to don't wear that I don't support that behavior you know, that's the coolest shit they do I don't I can see his fight No, no, I said no Hawk Louise If you watch two evasa do it, folks will be standing there with him going Yeah, they they Hawk Lougies Drink milk so they have extra flam that's not for that's gare than Jews is it yeah drinking milk from out a hawk a Lou Yeah, they're spending your mouth That's less gay Yeah, I think it's sucking someone's cock and calm coming in your mouth is the most gay well I guess I guess in a way you're right coming from a guy who watch people drink come on TV Kissing yeah, you see it watch people drink glass of come and that was bull come yeah donkey Donkey, you know why cuz it's the cheapest great punk Bay.

1:09:15Oh, cuz don't say my Is that right? Mules and so if I put donkey jizz at a lady's veg, she won't knock her up my killer Interesting Imagine if it was one animal that could fuck a person what they never have before and one lady gets pregnant with like koala Christ like it's like one sperm that actually does work on human eggs lights to Australia It's quadruple already be high If that was the case imagine imagine if your jizz worked on everything like everybody like we have like universal jizz Yeah, like we have opositive blood. I'm just learning it doesn't Some people the above positive blood you can donate blood to anybody right if you have universal jizz Yeah, everybody gets it and just worked on every dudes if jizz don't eat hills You remember the old days everything's getting it old days.

1:10:06I don't know if you guys remember this But they used to do tests on people to see if you could have kids together Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think it was real. I don't think it really made sense But there was like a thing to do like blood tests on people to see if you should have kids together I remember this it's a heartbreaking test. I'm a great. I don't think that I don't even think it's real now I don't think it works like if it's safe for you to have kids together There was something that they did I think it was just nonsense. It's weird. Oh, incest just vaguely remember that one I was a kid So see if you can find what that is.

1:10:39It's not like a weird cap calc I don't know if that's what they were doing No, they definitely weren't doing genetics. How old were you then you knew about this? I remember hearing about it when I was like Tanner something like that. What the fuck is that hanging out with weirdos? I have fishing the guy when you're a fishing strange people Oh, yeah, let's do that 13 with that guy the Hoover salesman from different strokes You can't get pregnant do that guy I like the mom. Yeah, I was that bullet. Oh, yeah. He's trying to give you the trout. He's a big fellow too Salman The Northern Pike We should go fishing.

1:11:18Oh Yeah, Ari and I went fishing really we have to do outside salt We haven't gone since it was so fun. We went salmon fishing. We have a black Pictures I'd love to do that we could eat it after yeah, it was fun. Yeah, it was so the mosquitoes were insane It's insane Alaska. Yeah, they're crazy. Yeah, like we had spray here was that 2014 maybe we had bug spray and look at that Northern Pike eating another Northern Pike Yeah, it looks like a two -dogging Wow look at that is that the picture of Ari salmon? Click on it. Oh is that right that can't be what it is no this is you go to Instagram as the actual picture So many else stuck that in there.

1:12:02That's it That's it You 13 2010 years ago brother We haven't got since then it was so nice. So what's up moose? Yeah, it's not moose northern Cakes like Eagles. That was my first time seeing eagle in the wild Hands out you're not even hiding them anymore. There's nothing to be ashamed of the I believe I agree with you Nothing I feel like you should be the new spokesperson you can turn this motherfucker around they better hurry up and give us money I'm gonna start drinking cures like we're talking about the ways they could turn around last night remember Yeah, you had a pretty good idea No Fair it was an idea that if they did it their stocks would go through the roof But the country would actually yeah, it would start off the most innocuous one I had was Pepe the frog holding a bud light It says feels bad man.

1:12:58Yeah, and Pepe Just we just released that people who I'm listening Yeah, I'm listening where you go with this like a bud light turns full heel like Hulk Hogan did yeah Yeah, full heel I love it. They already have the frog stuff they could They Did that fucking poor dude his cart I was like this little liberal fella me funny is a fraud like you got Sweet, they're definitely gonna use it. They tried to kill off his frog is if they're gonna stop using it If you go to truth social how many frog avatars are there? It's a quite a few you have to me right I've never gone would it be where would you get the most frog avatars?

1:13:48It would be a four -chant thing more than anything right? They love it. I can get a random image and just saying this now means this yeah And it doesn't but that just like this this one was the greatest of the a Okay, yeah, you know about that one that one's insane. That one's insane. Which one just get never And that guy got fired the truck driver is like a Newer guy was like hey took a photo and they they started showing like this are showing Steph Curry doing this after and like wait Hold on A lot of guys told me that if you do that on your pants You get punched someone looks they hit you in the kitchen.

1:14:24Yeah. Yeah, yeah He got a clean shot off you punch buggy come on I didn't look so really look I'm gonna take I'll review the tape I'm not a bunch of too hard my bad Conversational manner in your direction JV can you review the tape right now? I can't do it because I think that was it I was what it what are you two are flinch of dude? I didn't even know what's down there who did that when did that start? I never was a What's the capital of Thailand what get him?

1:15:10That was a classic We mean All you questions being that McCusker been working on this one when you're when you had a when you're ordering dinner and the Wayter comes over. It's like what would you like for dinner? You go. I'd like a hot dog And you sexually assault the waiter I All right guys now I told you I got no I got Adam with it last night my dad This is one of the most uncomfortable things that's ever at we were we had a fucking restaurant and we're talking to the hostess This was like a very cute girl and I was I was talking to her little my dad came over and goes Shane You see where the horse bit me he went like this I go Look over shoulder Horse bit there you go dude look how fucking somewhere I hope so no, they're not grouches but some Girls get mad at each other give each other a badge grab.

1:16:26Oh, okay. No, it's a fucking kind. It's disgusting. Is it? That grouches okay, putses in the wild. Oh in the world. Just a while. Say when you're out walking around you touch my house And she's like oh my god. It's very it's like seafood. Yeah, you go home octopus. I like them. I like pussy too Okay, I'm convinced It's not like the gay is guys I like I love having sex this is one guy that I knew was gay girls wanted me was gay. Jay may everybody knew he's gay I mean he's a great guy, but he told me the story about making out with this girl on a club and The way I described it to my friends is like if I if you told me all the words in French But I didn't know what they meant and I said them even though I said them right.

1:17:07Yeah, I'd be like some's wrong Yeah Sorry and just look to me and just start fucking making out the middle of the club was like It was so hot kissing like I don't I don't think this happens sir. Yeah, I do not think that you don't have to do this to me I support the gay community. You don't have to do this to me. Yeah It's fine now. It's fine. Get on to do this you gay fucking rules bro the status shit ever those gay guys that are in the closet It's I know if you had us suck Ari because they can't they just fucking they've been pulled around with you so long Yeah, you guys hiding. Yeah, they're just used to it.

1:17:46It's great. It's not a Kevin Meaney way it's all dad I get that Not knowing this guy. Wow Imagine you like who's this? He's gay he was What what are you talking about? Unless he was a walking truck How fuzz was gay? You get light a cigarette off of that dude Let it go No, no, he's gay He was awesome. What he was? What do you get a Ronald Fesmer? Great? I used to love that They would come at him on a and it was like wait, what's this now? And Ron was a great like he was a real fan of comedy Fucking bad comic, too. He does the seller old time. He's killer. Oh, I didn't even know he was a comment.

1:18:38Yeah, hilarious I don't know if that's awesome and he loves New York when they tore down the stand Because like the bill a whole building soul with Stan was like we have a five -year contract like they're like buy us out It's the only way and then they eventually tore down he goes. Yeah, so fucking rich people live higher in the clouds Yeah, Ron has like it's I'm gonna fuck it up. It's I'm gonna make it not that funny But it's a joke. I think it's one of those jokes. I think about constantly. I yeah Ron has a joke about He was walking down the street in a crane in New York collapsed and almost felt like almost hit him You had to like run and he's like New York so fucking crazy that I forgot that happened And then I was at home watching the news with his wife who he was with his wife or is I don't know if he's married But he was like oh shit that was I was there Yeah, that's a good one.

1:19:24He's very funny. He had one it just about like Somebody called and was like you have been funny all morning and his response. He just goes so Yeah, it was such a Conversation Ron Bennington's unmasked with Patrice O 'Neal is unreal. It's the best Yeah, it's a master of Northern I just I Everything I did on podcasting was just mimicked off that. Yeah, great broadcaster. Yeah, isn't that interesting like what podcasting is now It's like what that was yeah, his unmasked was an unusual thing. Yeah, an unusual thing sit down Just talk to someone one -on -one and as a young cow there was none of that On comedy CDs I used to listen that was like Woody Allen sign film and now young comics have so much It's like a wealth that never ends the podcast for masters.

1:20:11Oh Yeah That's the true masters Yeah, they have so much more going so much more to watch too. That's the most amazing thing It was hard to like get a get a hold of a good VHS back there Yeah, you know, you get a loan CDs to each other. Mm -hmm. Yeah, you heard a good CD if somebody Yeah, like let me have that I never even saw comedy. Yeah, right only the only listen I never my dad is like a car First time I started the first two specials. I remember was Dan cooking Carlos men see his comedy central presents easy And I remember sitting there going god damn this these are the this is it. That's the top of yeah, I never saw shit Yeah, comedy central put a lot of stuff on for like people didn't have HBO.

1:21:04Yeah, oh, yeah Did my comedy central special on 2014 the idea was like if I did it anywhere else we get less people see it Yeah, more people say that's crazy. Comedy Central is huge back. Yeah, I watched all those art Parker Dunsson how did they fuck that up? This is not happening I Got rid of our ratio fear there was the host of this is not happening And he got a superior here. That's a really would he got a superior deal at Netflix and they wouldn't allow him to get it It was nuts. They were like they lost their fuck. You say sometimes Jews. Hey, Jews Yeah, there's no reasons they didn't run that company I said it was run by Norwegians.

1:21:44Yeah, the funniest people live We were trying to figure out you were gonna pay everybody. Yeah, that was really what we're trying to figure out how to They blackmail like they were trying to hold her over my head. They were going they were going like we're gonna fire everybody Of your whole crew that's been around for five years. We're gonna fire them a two weeks out good luck paying their rent Damn or you fucking They said it that way. Yeah, Jesus or you comply and you do fucking turn on this Netflix deal and I was like no fucking way what yeah, Rogan was like all hosted episode for free Wow, I'm like, okay, you were gonna do on time.

1:22:18Yeah But we'll get a bunch of people that are your friends will host them for free. They go no They were so mad Wow They went to full Yeah, it's not a lot of what are they doing now nothing you watch the club stay office there studio I mean if you look at the drop off of coming so Think about the head should pal show. Yeah, South Park and Japan. Man show daily show I was on More I think they're just a studio HBO man. They take their stuff and sell it off. Yeah, they make more money I was gigantic. What happened at Tosh? What's he doing? He's around. He's so funny. He's hilarious He's an underrated most underrated solid comic great comic.

1:23:02What is he doing stand? Because he's so known for the show that people I don't know I don't know. I think that rape thing fucked him up No, the joke. He had a first -case was great. Oh, yeah, but I had a joke about that too About his thing. Yeah, but the cancel thing that was 2014. Yeah, it was early. Yeah, I feel like he fell off after that There was a petition to get him fired He fell off Okay, okay, good for him Fucking sold out places. What the fuck is he doing the rush? Yeah, there you go All right good for Tosh. She's still killing it. That was one I listened to constantly That was like when I was in college when he was dead great right?

1:23:42I was just listening to all of his albums Same he was so good. He has a new spell not new, but new his latest. Yeah, it's great It's great, but no one talked me. It was on Comedy Central. That's why it's called people Yeah, yeah, it's so funny. It's like Roy Wood Yeah, it's locked up in this deal and then and then the whole thing collapsed and he's like it's like still like I guess I'm still supposed to perform with the World Trade Center, right Fuck is that you didn't have a deal to do a special there you had a No exclusive deal that was so insidious about it. You were you had the option to go other places Whatever I wanted exactly and they're like no way and then and then they would they said I was like guys It'll bring more viewers to the show they go we think it'll be more our show bring more viewers to Netflix Which at the time All of them work at Netflix now by the way, yeah, some of them too.

1:24:31They all get to they just get to pack like they go somewhere else I should have been working comedy yeah, exactly they go to some else you know I should have done I didn't do it what I should have done is I have access to a giant platform I'm just gonna go and publicly say to the public I guess that's how you say it Yeah, they're doing this. What do you guys think? Hmm? Yeah, I Stay quiet. Yeah, I should have like gone wild with it. Yeah, but you're still trying to salvage it I was gonna pay everybody. I was like sweet. Let's just I'll sell it all I was gonna borrow like a bunch of money from you Why would he give it to you?

1:25:03I'm like, I'll give it to me I'll give it to me and then just pay all these employees Yeah, I'd be like no, we're still doing my yeah, we talked about that. I was totally willing to do that We're just gonna pay him off Yeah, you were the first guy to do the you didn't get hired then you got a bunch of views on YouTube Then you got hired. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I had to go around the system to get Norman on they would like that We're can't find everybody out and I was like Norman Can you just plan a trip to LA and I do like a really higher? I do like you okay? I also fuck the makeup girl Hey That's that once -jipper really like you.

1:25:36Oh, yeah, yeah, well she was you're a handsome devil Then they got damn they gotta hang out with you that's tough They see the pack of notes and it's like to reconsider He made the pack smaller after we criticized them. You see it got through them. Well, I got made fun of on the road We like pull out the joke book and they would all die laughing I cut it down. Okay, that's way We're not give it to them. Please let them see it the wallet though Fuck is in your wallet look at it. What is in there Jesus Christ Fuck hey Well the hookers in a why don't you get a money clip? Huh? You know money clip is I know what it is but keep it in your front pocket.

1:26:22What am I gay? Hey come on? I can't do money. It's got a point Thank you It's a gamble it's a good unless you got a monocle Monopoly guy the right money club really is rubber band. No, I got three more these I got a free smoothie I can't do it Grand a three -hole punch Let's move to $9 .99. I go to the same coffee shop every day and I don't do a punch card because I'm like why I'd feel worse going Could you punch my card? Oh you get over it? $5 on the 10th one I'll wait in the cash this not be a dollar garden. Oh Yeah, I'll come with you. All right. You got it breadsticks. Do you use those? Oh?

1:27:02I don't understand that Way juier than anyone you know you can hear the crazy dry Today we got lunch mean mean mark got lunch. I had three french fries left the guy came to take it He goes no, no, no he ate three of my french fries. Yeah, let those go those are truffle We're bonero we're staying late because they were like drove everybody home Norman was off doing a Norman adventure comes back at like one a .m There's a staff party crawfish boil whatever It was over four hours ago because back to I got the craziest thing to you You wasted all these heads You can't let that go to waste yeah, you're fucked up.

1:27:40He never changed. We didn't know how food in my house is a child I can't dude you guys had food. We didn't have food. We had evaporated milk or powdered milk I was looking in the wrong drawer. Wait, this isn't the fucking this is 2005 what are you talking about what do you mean who's poor? You would have poor from the 30s 2005. I was in college. Oh, all right, but I never I've been evaporated milk. Yeah, I mean we had it among we had powdered Chunky soups. Yes, we had a lot of grunk. Yeah, but you're talking about powdered milk right yeah powder Yeah, what was I saying powdered milk? Oh? You'd get powdered milk.

1:28:15Yeah, people had it. I remember growing up Having a water to it. Yeah tap water to it. Yeah, pretty rich. You just drink in fluoride and powdered milk Tonight is supposed to drink tap water. What you should absolutely filter your tap water That's all I drink is tap water. Yeah, yeah, it's so safe I that's my least favorite thing about New York people saying tap water. I get the New York tap water It's the best tap water. You go. It's fucking tap water and they do that Brinnell's pipes get a Britta. Yeah, get a filter. We had lead pipes. They just got them up really Oh, yeah, red poisoning. Yeah, we had lead pipes.

1:28:50Yeah, if you turn your Follett and Brown comes out like what what are you talking about? It's the I don't know the pipes maybe The water fun they used to use lead paint until they realized kids were getting really stupid. No, yeah, what's going on here? Oh, yeah, that was the original autism Yeah, let's best let paint we just tell kids are you eight paint right? Yeah, yeah, paint chips. There's a kid. Yeah, Tommy boy. That was a thing man lead paint really? Yeah, lead paint Do you know that lead gasoline before they made unleaded gasoline lowered everyone's IQ in cities? Whoa, just lead poise second hand like literal lead poisoning from the sky Send it to China.

1:29:28Wow, because those cars were disgusting. They had no fucking no protection They would put up blue fucking powder fumes out of the back of it All breathe in it you're breathing in hey, oh, is that that yeah, that's the lead paint thing the bell You would you would breathe in lead see if you find that like lowered IQ here it is Let exposure in last century shank shrank IQ scores of half of America Wow the 40s let it gasoline calculation of stolen over 800 million Cumulative IQ points since the 1940s holy hell That's terrifying a lot of the great old artist died of lead poisoning lead Zeppelin led was the first additive to gas in help cars engine healthy However, automotive health came at a great expense of our own well -being when did that happen when they switched to unleaded Because I seem to remember it like when I was in high school if you had a muscle car you wanted to get let it gas Oh really yeah, it gets lead related so bad.

1:30:27I'm not gonna let it car So it's faster aging of the brain let it gas for cars was banned the US in 1996 Wow, that's pretty late. That's late 1990. Yep, but researchers say that anyone born before the end of that era and especially those the peak of its use in the 1960s That's me and the 1970s had concernedably Concerningly high -level high -led exposures as children That's me bro. That's why you have patients. That's what I'm nerds. Yeah, what doorks? Yeah from doorks. Yeah, let exposure Tough times that fucked I could have been way smarter shit I think they'll do that with uh Yeah, that you tried paint.

1:31:07I could have been cool fucking smart. It's delicious You think they'll do that with the internet at some point for sure. Yes, everybody's killing these girls are killing himself Yeah, it's a brand. Yeah, it's been a big Factor and self -harm for for kids. I think you look at like the invention of social media on there's a giant spike There's a great book about it Lack of privacy. Let's seeing your friends doing better. Yeah, I'm worried about it Do you think pictures of the parties you weren't invited to? I'm not like yeah, no, it's fucking crazy if you really think about it Like imagine like because those filters like TikTok my daughter was complaining about yesterday They don't show you real face.

1:31:47They put a filter on automatically. Yeah, like when you do stuff on TikTok It changes the way your face looks. It smooths out your skin. Oh, yeah, makes you look prettier And so everybody's comparing what they see in the mirror to what they see on Instagram To the pro version of other people like shit. Yeah, but I thought big was beautiful Yeah, everyone has this fake old LA kind of stripper fake like it's all like devoid of character I see a guy use those filters. I Immediately dismiss everything you say. Yeah, that's a pretty cigarette You're wearing you're wearing a filter Yeah, and when you're doing your selfies you're taking pictures like putting makeup on It's worse.

1:32:24It's very nice. It's like you're you're hiding this is fake It's when you see people do it like what are you doing? Do you not know that everybody knows that? That's so crazy That's why that's like having giant fake eyelashes like everybody knows right like what are you doing? This is insane. It doesn't look good. It looks crazy. Well, you're you've got a filter on your face It's like a cartoon you look like a cartoon, but you're like it looks good It is like those people who like get plastic surgery like it looks fine. Everyone else like nowhere They all look crazy. Well the thing is like some plastic surgery looks good I've seen some women they're all going for that.

1:32:56They like get jowls or hang in their eyelids and then they get tucked up nice Not crazy, yeah, and they look way better. Yeah, there's guys out there that are masters But then there's monsters one step down the filler monsters, but why these millionaires get bad surgery Because they also want Michael Jackson. It's it's body dysmorphia you go crazy. You don't know what you're seeing And it's like I don't think we can do what you're asking like just try it. They gotta do it Yeah, that's one guy you never hear bragging Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon I knew it was gonna be out of work That guy was like I'll do it, but you can't tell anybody I think the opposite of the Kardashians her Right the Kardashians all have great surgery very nice like you look at what they did like they shaped their fucking skulls Bruce Jenner looks great.

1:33:42The Jenner's the kids they shaped their skulls really They did it like by your jaw down What the kids do like Caitlin and all those with the little one the young with their photos of her And after it's like it's Caitlin the wait, that's the girl that was a guy Bruce okay, so Kendall She's the hottest she's the one dating the the the trample guy Yeah, yeah, he used an astro guy. Yeah, people get surgery on their fucking jaws That's why I was trimmed down to now with their face didn't Dylan Mulvaney your favorite bud light drinker Didn't that person do that? I think they got feminizing surgery. Oh, I don't know who that is oh It's like kid kid rocks arch enemy.

1:34:26Can I ask what happened with that thing because I never saw single bud light can I just heard about it all I own one you do Yeah, face your Galatians I got one with how we're from where eBay you have to order it. Oh, it was not cheap But I think it's gonna go way up. Oh, yeah This is not demise of the company someone from cores is gonna buy that for you for a million dollars bring it on cores Everlasting gop stuff for my doge coin. I mean they made everybody else make more money And they've they've lost like some insane amount like something like in the 20 plus percent of sales 6 billion so crazy and so what are they they wanted to go all?

1:35:06Spaces on these can they sent it was just sent one Yeah, Dylan Mulvaney Can't because they were like oh this is a viral person. It was just like a minor Is it like sending you a filly's gillest shirt? Yes Jersey. Yes. It was it. Yes. It was a year of being a woman Here's your reward gender fluid. Yeah, so why does everyone care that much because it's funny. It is funny It's something to do. It's funny. If you order a buttlight people go. Yeah, what is it your period? It's yeah, it's hard. It's hard out here. I'm red then the bar owners are stopping They won't carry it because people who want it and buy it are getting attacked Jesus Order a buttlight a bar and someone's like, where you fucking gay?

1:35:51What are you doing when you go to bars now? Dude I stay in short look at this No one's gonna beat up somebody for supporting trans or New York But on stage on stage. Yeah, what tough? Yeah bringing a buttlight on stage. No, you're gonna somebody's gonna yell Yeah, they're gonna be a different than it's gonna be a subject. You gotta get the draft is the text addition Yeah, is that nice? Yeah, let's go. Well, they're gonna sell camo Bud lights now That's smart. That's around around bro show a dead Arab broke you You can't even see the dick Yeah camo I like that. That's fun. I don't know. See, it's all it's a non -thing But it became a joke and that's tough to overcome marketing wise.

1:36:37It's tough to get people to order a buttlight publicly Now that I know the joke you're gonna get me fun. It'll be forgotten in a month. No No too much Remember it really you'll make a joke on stage and we're like, what? No, no, no You guys are crazy. You guys are crazy. It's gonna hang in there for a long time. This is gonna be one of them cultural things. There's never been a brand that got hit like this before. They'll be back. They'll do some titty titty shots. You think so? They're gonna get everyone's gonna remember that lady saying that we gotta get away from the fratty sense of humor. She was fired.

1:37:10She was fired. More inclusive. She was fired. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah, yeah. She's out. Well, they're gonna be fired. It's real hard to argue with that one. She works at Comedy Central. I swear to God, though, they're gonna get they'll be saved this month. Every single company on earth is gonna do okay commercial all of them. They've already done it. Miller Light star box for Raptor did a gay commercial. I saw Raptor. Yeah, the truck. Re -derigning tough. Yeah. And they did it because one poster showed up. It's a really like farm reed lesbians. One poster. You'll let me finish. One poster did it because one guy wrote a homophobic comment of one of the Bud Light Raptor Ranger trucks.

1:37:52They'll regret that. And so they came up with this fucking whole campaign to counter that. Is it? Hey, that's a good looking truck. Very gay Raptor. What is it? Literally. Like it says it has a very gay Raptor. You score it. You score it. You score it. Scroll. Up so I can see the top of the top. The uh, Ford's redefining tough rainbow Raptor commercial goes viral. Sparks online backlash. Everything's bare. Like a airline backlash. But barely. Yeah, barely. Yes, and you're at the journalist. When he's journalist going to like actually write the story and not like the small percentage backlash. I mean, that's the Raptor Ranger, isn't it?

1:38:25Is that the Raptor Ranger? So go look in truck. I think the Raptor Ranger is the smaller one. And I think that's where somebody said something like the rap. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, Ranger Raptor. That's what it is. So someone said something. Oh, it's the gay Raptor because it's the smaller Raptor. Some fucking morons. True. Who's right? And so they're Raptor. They actually painted it in gay colors. That's big gays out there. They're Raptor. Ford sucks. And we're talking about the time. We're talking about the time. It's a part. Number one fan. Ford sucks. I always knew them trucks was queer. That's the only way.

1:38:59He got them. That's a problem. No one's no one's not going to buy Raptor. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, Raptors are cool. They're the shit. They're the shit. Yeah. I had one of those. They're awesome. But why do these companies feel like they have to do it? To me, it's just unoriginal. I feel like they're doing it for a small percentage online, like media for whatever. And then people are like, Oh, let's get that and push that other place. I know the answer. What? It's the women. They're hiring chicks from college. They're like, oh, we need to hire women in our company. Who's what are the who's going to college study marketing?

1:39:29Oh, I fucking college chicks. We'll get them in and then they right away. They just fucking. But why does a woman want to work at Ford? Because it's a marketing job. They take it anywhere. It's like she's in the fucking factory. It's not like she loves Ford. People marketing people don't get a job at tampons because they love tampons. Yeah, we'll work at Geico don't love. Yeah, it's just, we think about that because that's what we do. We do what we love. Yeah, he's lucky. Most people live in suck. Most people don't get drunk with their friends at work. People live in suck. This is a job. What we're doing is a job.

1:40:03It's funny. The difference between the people, the vendigrum of dudes who get drunk at work with their friends. It's like awesome. And then it's like, like, garbage man. Yeah. We heard about the couple that got beat up. It says is all the articles. Who got beat up? What that says a couple was beat up for allegedly purchasing. Oh, that's what happened in Canada. But you didn't say allegedly beat up. They said allegedly purchasing. Well, it's no, there's no evidence in anything. I'm reading that says that they even had Bud Light. They did not. They mistakenly were picked out of a crowd apparently.

1:40:42Those guys, they paint offers. Well, these guys got silver painter on his face. They got to beat him up a pair. Yeah, he's a paint officer. He's out of his fucking mind. Oh, yeah. He thought he saw Bud Light. So this story went, wow, this still, I think this is the only case I could find where this happened. They might have happened somewhere. That was probably a douchebag that wanted to go beat up somebody for buying Bud Light. Nobody was buying it. So he found the next best thing, which is Canadians. It's like we're in the Indians after 9 -11. People in some Canadians like they'll buy Bud Light.

1:41:08Most of Blues Bud Light, exactly. Most of Blues. They're like, actually no sirs. It's like, oh, the fuck off. Most of it's strong though, right? Most of it's like 9 % higher. Higher percent. It's a really Indian beard. It's a higher percentage of alcohol. Canadians drink. They go hard. They too. It's too cold. For a state of eyes to all the people listening. Don't try to keep up with the Canadian or shangilus. Neither war. Either war. I'm struggling. Those mushrooms are really a big deal. Getting involved, yeah. I don't feel like they're fully involved. Maybe they'll take a half of you like you did.

1:41:39I don't know. I mean, they're just stem. Oh, it stems. I gotta. Yeah, you got stems though. You'd do other half of that chocolate again. I'm just too way, man. I think he ate it. 165 -170. I'll tell you. Five times. Yeah. Why are you sizing them up? Just one of the reasons. You want to go? I don't think that's like a way to go with them. Alcohol is more like weight. I don't think mushrooms are, yeah, mushrooms takes it where it wants to. Oh, it doesn't matter. Oh, it is. I'm sure. Oh, boy. I mean, bloodstream, body mass. It's going, it's getting absorbed. It's going through your stomach. I feel like some guys bigger, it hits them hard, smaller, it's hard to depend on.

1:42:15Yeah, I feel different. But also, they're inconsistent. They're inconsistent. Oh, yeah. Intensity of psychedelic experience after taking psilocymon does not depend on body mass index. Studying some chunks. Interesting. So was it dependent on childhood? I would assume that after seeing the UE, like dosage, they have dosages that are different for children with medication because you eat and swallow it and your body's different. I would imagine that would be the same thing. I get you. No swallowing.

1:42:44I would imagine it would be the same with everything. It's certainly with alcohol. Oh, yeah. Yeah, alcohol for sure, right? Yeah, big guys. Big guys take it. Yeah, they can take it. Yeah. Yeah, it's a... Weed is not though, right? No, weed is... You have a meaty guy with chicken high? I can't. Oh, you mean not able to get high? Yeah, it's like... What Jamie can't get high off Edibles? What? Did you ever try to slice the pizza with it? Jamie has this crazy thing where he can eat like a thousand milligrams. Okay. It's a reality. You can't get high. I mean, to stay out of it, what didn't feel the thing off of that is that's a stretch, but like I didn't feel with the function of the...

1:43:20You should have a thousand milligrams. You should be down for a whole dose. Yeah, it's your obliterated. A thousand milligrams, like you don't know how to turn your car. It starts working after a thousand, I think, for me. That's the only deal he wants. Dia's got me once. He gave me a 25 -mg edible and I was like, all right, this is farther than I want to go, but I'm doing your podcast, so like fine. Yeah. And then I... You ever have something nagging at you? That was like, that fucking 25 was crooked. And then I went over to it and peeled it off, it was 250. Oh! How do you expect me to eat ten times a stretch?

1:43:51Oh no. How do you feel? We're on the moon. Yeah, he broke it. It was sling there. Yeah. He broke on that stretch. He broke on. Yeah. Whoa. Owen legitimately was never the same person. Yeah, from that moment. Yeah, legitimately. What'd you do with that 250 after you? What'd you do the rest of the day? I mean, I was gone there. How long was the podcast? The podcast was two hours, then. Dia's this thing where it's like, I'm out! See you guys. You're like, wait, it's just... It's just legion. I probably drove home. To be honest, I probably eventually drove home, but I might stay with Leapro a while.

1:44:27At least two hours, you're out of the void and you're back on Earth after about two hours. No. That void is bad. I hate that void. Those breath strips, that was the whole six hours at UFC. That's a half a one. What a nightmare. That's one thing I don't do ever. I never did the UFC eye. Ever. You shouldn't. No. You should do it. I did. Not work it. You should come in the sea. Oh, I've done that. When it was in Austin, I was high as fuck. I was sitting in Austin. It was great. Nice. I love going to watch. The really best place for me to watch, my favorite place to watch is the Apex Center. Where's that?

1:45:01The Apex Center is a small arena that the UFC built in Vegas for their Tuesday night contender series, the Dana series, and for the ultimate fighter. And so it's a smaller cage. And there's only a whole cage? Yes. The cage is like 40 % smaller. Continent. There's only 100 people in the fucking room. It's amazing. Like the pearl used to be. Dude, I saw a steepemiotritch, like Francis and Garner. Yeah. Wow. It was crazy during the pandemic. Yeah. It was crazy. The one he won or lost. The one he won. Yeah. Francis won. It was a destruction. Yeah. It was like the finest performance of Francis' career because he was patient and just moving forward and just, oh, just a systematic destruction.

1:45:44It's amazing fight. But we could play it because it's crazy. There's no one there. Well, there's no one that you don't hear at the audience cheer and scream. It's cold nuts. Yeah, it's cold. Oh, shit. Dude, I feel so lucky. To have been there during the pandemic. Like I always feel lucky. It's the only sport you don't see. But to be there during COVID, like I'm the only one here. Like it was just me and DC and Annick and the people that work the production. And we're just sitting there. Like this is crazy. We're watching Justin Gachi versus Tony Ferguson. Wow. In an arena. In an arena. Wow. With no audience at all.

1:46:17It's like some watching some fucking musicians on a coast set. Oh, yeah. It was incredible. It was incredible. Wow. Here, every impact. Wow. You could hear them breathing. You could hear them talking. They can hear you guys. They could hear me. You're 100%. They could hear. Like guys were chasing it. Yeah. Yeah. Say like what do you guys do? It's put his left foot down. It's supposed to be on the inside. Yeah. Like a fucking jujitsu roll. Exactly. Yeah. They're here. They were like, you guys got to slide. Like listen to this. And it goes, yep, that would work. Listen, listen to this. He had the bad hair.

1:46:45Listen, there's no audience. Look at the audience. I'm so sweaty now. I'm so sweaty now. These were weird times. I have a fight. Man are the best. There's no one there. This is the heavyweight championship of the world. It's in a small cage, which is terrible for steep A. Why are they making a smaller cage? Because they do it for all the fights there. It's a smaller arena. That's not good. We had a smaller cage that we used for the ultimate fight. Why is it that way? Why is it that way? It's a small cage. Well, we had fights at the Palm in Pearl. The Pearl at the Palm, right? The Palm, because you know, why is that bad for steep A?

1:47:19Because you got to get away from that guy sometimes. Yeah. Any time you can't move backwards because there's a cage there. You got to get away from that guy. From which time, Francis? Francis is so destructive. He's so terrifying. It's still one in one, though, right? They never did a tie breaker. This is one in one. Right. This was this was this was this was you seeing Francis trained by extreme coach or now. So he's with Eric Nicksick, who's like a really intelligent, very, very good trainer. And he's got him very patient. And he's not just charging in like he did in the first fight. He's like picking him apart.

1:47:54So he's chopping at his legs. Well, I'm just talking there about the smaller octagon. Damn. Yeah, you can't be on mushrooms for this. This is a lot. Yeah, you'd be like to be there live, man. With three people in there. No crowd. It was fucking incredible. Steep A should have gotten the haircut. 30 % smaller. He may transit a 24 footer as he told us DC. All right. Oh, that's gonna hurt. Yeah, boy, he's a tough guy. Dangerous. And a fireman. Look at those backpacks. Steep A's an animal. He's the most successful heavyweight champion of all time. You think? Yes, 100%. He goes down the record books as the guy who defended the title the most ever.

1:48:35He's a fucking animal. He's beating everybody. Wow. But you know, you you get time catches up to you. Wars catch up to you. And then Francis, who's a fucking monster. Francis is not gonna tell you. He was ready. He was ready. Yeah, we know that was coming. Now Francis has takedown defense. Look at this defense. Huge. Giant. And the other. And then Francis spins around and gets his back. Look at this. So this is Francis now that can grapple. And he takes steep A down beats him up. See, Francis, after the first steep A fight, he really, really, really evolved. He evolved every aspect of his game.

1:49:10And he evolved his grappling. And he beats Cyril gone grappling with one fucking name. And his knee was destroyed. And he beat one of the most dangerous heavyweight contenders in Cyril gone. Francis, like right now, it's a big loss. In my mind, like him going over to the PFL, he really bums me out. I understand it. I want I'm happy he's going to get paid. I'm happy he's going to get the box. But I loved watching this guy fight in the UFC. He was a fucking monster. Oh, Cyril, God in 60 seconds. He was so good, dude. And he is so good. Wow, it's going to be interesting. I just don't know who you're going to have on with one.

1:49:47So that anyway, go to the end of it. Just like Cyril gone baby gone. That was a. Cyril gone. Sorry, we're having fun. I'm on mushroom. If you were eating at a here, here's the end of it. If you're eating atables here, who would you rather fuck? This is what's around now. This is the second round. This is where he stopped him. Francis has got to be careful to not do what we're doing. Old herb bean. Oh, dude right through. Right through the fence. Damn, how does he take this? What a champ. He's throwing him back. Oh, that hurt. I can't watch. It shows training. The training was good. Imagine comedians had coaches.

1:50:29Would be so much better. Would be better. Hey, hey, this time. I'm going to try to go to exactly. She's switched to that show. Joe, you should have gone that joke. Don't don't that lady's going to stop. You guys do that with a kind of higher people to work their material with them. But Chris Bronco, he did that. He would do a sets and have a group of guys that he paid to go for the material with them. But I mean, on stage, you could freeze a coach. You'd be like, I'd be like, don't go into that now. Get cleaner. Get cleaner. It's too dirty. Too dirty. Back it up. It was hard. Never hard. I would never want that.

1:50:56You wouldn't want it, but it would help. It would help. Fuck it. It would help if you sucked. If one person told me, you're not going to get in figure out what to do. But also, like, what the Chris Rock strategy is a very good idea. Like to just do your sets, do your material, but then have guys that you can bounce stuff off of. Right. That's what kind of all do that anyway, right? Exactly. We were doing it last night where I was talking about the cult. Yeah. Like we do that all the time. You know, I know a comedian. He's an arena guy. I'm not going to say who? He has 10 riders in the green room after a show.

1:51:28They were all going to the green room. They punch him up. They work on stuff. And he still sucks. What? So I'm like, what's going on there? Well, I'll imagine how bad he would suck if he didn't do that. Yeah, that's true. But he was good. That's the weird thing. He started out. You have to be good at the beginning to make it. You have to break through. We'll talk later. I want to know who this is. I want to know who this is. Who you brought to us? No, I'll tell you later. Who you brought to you later? It's a positive right now. A positive. Who is it? Fucked. Fucked. On the two of those things kicked.

1:51:55Ehh. Picking? Yeah. I took his other. It's not a beautiful place to be though. I said, yeah, it was a lot. No, come on, dude. Don't do that. You were 45. Don't, please don't do that. Isn't it a beautiful place to be, like, right there? No. No, we got shot in hell. Are you doing this? No, that's different. Showing it on. Let's go. Let's go. We're not going to fire. We're not going to fire. Let's go. Yeah, hang your fire. He's still humiliating yourself. Oh, yeah. We're going to have fun. I'm going to have fun. I know I'm going to have fun. There's so many people in the line up. You know what I mean?

1:52:24I'm telling you, we're not going to have fun, though.

1:52:29That's it. The yons are a good sign. You could taste it in the tongue. You know, you're like, you got that mushroom mount. Boy, they don't know where the yons come from. I've looked that up. Really? Yeah, there's a bunch of theories. No one's got a successful legitimate science answer. Any more. They put a man in the moon, but they can't figure out what the mushroom yons come up. Not sure they did that. Did they? Yon, blog of it. That would be my absolute favorite thing if we found out if that was fake. Yeah. You would love that. Fuck bigfoot, fuck UFOs. Just tell me they never landed on the moon.

1:52:58No, so we need that space program. Yeah, we do. I hope it's real. You don't want them to have gone. I don't know why I want it to be because I think it's funny. It's been 15 years saying I don't think we did. Also, best hoax ever. We haven't been back. We haven't been back. Is that right? Why hasn't everyone been there? Not just there. Not just haven't been back. We haven't even gone into space like that. We haven't only gone to nearer or Thoroughbitt. All the trips since the moon landings, all that has been inside of. And no other country I've ever seen. No other country. No one's dangerous. Interesting.

1:53:30They send probes there. But also it's very dangerous. We did in the 70s. Dangerous. They did it supposedly did it seven times six successfully. You know, Paul 13 was the one that didn't make it. Russia won. Did I win over this for a decade? With a fine tooth come over. I watched all the videos. I watched all the film footage. The shadows. There's some. Look at the shadows. Shady shit. They jumped. They come right there real fast. I'm glad I went around for those covers. There's a lot of what we're doing. We are ready. You have to have heard the story. 75 times. That's so late moon fry. That's why I get good at things.

1:54:03I obsess. I'm sorry. I'm going to get out of here. I do. Got that one. That one is my absolute favorite. Aliens. I think I took aliens over that. Honestly, I want aliens to be real more than I want us to not have gone. You think you're closer to the moon one though. Aliens. It's definitely real. No, I think aliens are real, but they're in the kitchen. Did you see the point? Did you see the new footage? His new footage of Jeremy Corbell leaked. There was in 2021. There was a little bit of a hole that hovered over an Air Force paste. Stop. Stop. Slow down. Go out. Stop. Stop. I'm taking this in.

1:54:36I can't. It's a lot going on here. Show the pictures of the UFO. These guys. 50 guys observed this thing. Corbell. Thank you. I'm trying to process everything. Corbell chilly. The Corbell chilly. Hormell. Oh, Hormell. That was a straight one. There you go. I didn't. How was it like, am I missing that one? Uh, there's a cultural reference. I'm not sure which James Corbell is at this. Like, because there's articles about him from recent. Oh, these, but the one thing that is just, yeah, the just came out like a day ago. He said, honestly, I think. Why is that house Instagram? That's definitely a.

1:55:12I think it's already been showed up. So the lunch, whatever this thing is, it's, they've, got 50 different people. I think he actually released photos of it. Uh, pull it up. James. Does it? What about his? Come on, dude. That's a good, good evidence. It's like three lights up a billion miles away. That's why it's fun. If you get a really good evidence, then you would be all in. Fair. I don't want to be all in. I like to be like half in. I look at that back. I think that's here. That's it. We see weaponized. That's the craft. That's it. So, okay. So it's a video. So this thing, what this thing is, they photographed it.

1:55:50It's half of a football field size. And it was hovering over, hovering over this military base, then it just disappeared. Just jet it off. Interesting. 50 people saw it. 50. Yeah. Who, who are these people? I'm some military guys. Who are these people? It's the whole thing is, it's the most exciting thing to me. It's the most fun. At all the stupid shit that I like to concentrate on, you think they would have been here. We're going to need to crap. But when the flares got close, the UFO vanished into thin air. Well, it's a shot of flares at it. That's probably just a jet liner. But what did it actually land in the thin air?

1:56:24Why would a vanishing a thin air? All the magic goes that way. I just went further away. They used magic. Oh, what? Never thought of the fucking mansion. That was too dull and legit. That was too dull and legit. Tell you, that's nothing. I mean, vanished into thin air. Uh, you're dreaming. It probably just shot off at the same rate of speed like they always do. No. No.

1:56:48Stop. How many people would love a full invasion? A full like, how about us? We go camping. We're doing mushrooms. Aileen's land. I'm dying for a probe. Put it up my ass. I don't think they'd do that anymore. Uh, I think that's like corded phones. I think they got everything they were looking for. We have MRIs. Why the fuck does an alien need a finger in your ass? Good point. Good point. That's just for fun. Something to go tell the friends back at the farm. Yeah, all these guys that did a probe were definitely just sexually assaulted. Yeah. Yeah. Very repressed memories. Yeah. It's just a fucking alien guy in there.

1:57:21Some fucking lumberjacks. An uncle alien. The forest. And then left you right in front of that gay bar. And they're fucking crazy. Some of the bitches. Somehow they're connected. Probably the tongue connectors did that. Some of bitches. This guy was on my podcast. Yeah. This is the dude Travis Walton from that movie Fire and Sky. Did you ever see that movie Fire and Sky? Yeah. He looks like the Michael. No, that guy. That guy. There's a bunch of witnesses. They saw him get hit with some sort of a beam. They saw a craft land. They were loggers. This guy jumps out. He's a crazy fucking logger dude.

1:57:54Jumps out. What the fuck is it? Goes running towards it and he gets hit with his beam. He falls down. They drive off. They get like, you know, half a mile down the road. And they're screaming at each other. We got to go back. We got to go back. So they turn around and go back. They go back to the spot and he's gone. Five days later, the guy shows up with this crazy story. He shows up. It makes a phone call. He calls the police. He calls his family. He said he got abducted by that craft and they fixed him. They said his body was broken from the beam. And they took him aboard and he had these encounters.

1:58:24And there was a movie called Fire and Sky. What the fuck? That's a, the movie's obviously, you know, they took a lot of liberties with the story. Wow. Was it DB Cooper? Is that the guy who's in it? Oh, I know that man. That's a DB Swini. Yeah, DB Swini. Whoa. Right. Yeah, that's a good one. He's the guy that jumped out of the money. Yeah, they don't know that guy's bad ass. That guy's a nut. That guy fucking died of me. That guy had two broken legs used, he'd been by dogs. Jumped out into the middle of the woods with no parachute. He survived, I guess. The craziest is though of this, the cows that lose all their skin.

1:59:01Oh, no, no, no, you're talking about cattle mutilation. Yes. Yeah, they don't know what the problem is. Turn them inside out. They cut organs out with blades like laser precision. They removed the blood from the body with no super -cow method. What? No, they did. There's weird stuff that does happen to cows. What about those images appearing in the fields? Yeah, what the fuck is that? Those are weird tools. No, it's not my time anymore. A crop list. I think people gave up on that. That does it, dude. Yeah. It does it. Yeah, with that. I think people gave up on the landscape. Yeah, they gave up on the crops.

1:59:34They don't even care about that anymore. There's because dudes are doing it. Well, definitely dudes were doing it. Yeah. But also, some of them were a little more interesting. Yes, some of them. There was also, they were folded into place in a way where it seemed like a great deal of energy was in the hospital, the stalk. The autistic men did. They had blown out. No, no, no. There were some of them that they were trying to say. Like, they had, there was a way that you could do these things. But it's very clear when someone did it that way. Wow. Yeah. Crop circles were made by Super Nascarose named Doug in David.

2:00:09Intrigued patterns carved in fields across England in the 1980s were of viral phenomena long before the interest fed us such prankster curiosities daily. Yeah. What these, the people that believe that some of them are, they have something else to them. But what about the cows? Because that they would go home with a lot of cows. Super cowers. This is different than one drop, not one drop of blood. Cattle mystery, mutilated. Not one drop of blood. Wow. That's, that's the weird one. Just sounds like faulty reporting when they found the cow. Yeah. Yeah. That's more like, look at it. It's not done thing.

2:00:40Yeah, that is more like the people have done things. Each of our body parts precisely removed. Like someone is, someone has cut the organs out of that cow. A weird dude was a person that's doing it. But it's the way they're doing is very unusual. No blood. Come on. Yeah. I mean, I don't know why the fuck aliens would do that. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah. But it does make sense. They're weird. They watched that. They want to learn. A lot of people lean towards aliens. Humans. But why would they do that? The same reason that fucking alien would. But why no blood? You want the add a cow blood?

2:01:10A man. Why would an alien want cow blood? A man. To learn about our crew of cows. You got to start somewhere. I thought of fuzz. Imagine if it was demons. Oh. But they couldn't quite, they couldn't quite, they didn't have the authority to go after people yet. So they let them have a few cows every now and then just to keep the cows. And put it out to give me a little wheel. That's the dream. They lived a thousand of years these demons. And they have to face. They really just want to torture you. They got to face and gut them and suck their blood out and leave their fucking little mousers. They're in carcasses.

2:01:41Oh, no, that's a good club here. Yeah. They always have to. They're just like, hey, come, dude. Yeah, we're blaming it on aliens when it's demons. Just demons. Demons practicing. They're like, okay, go take a cow. You fucking freaks. I said, there's an invasion. They just go practice for what they're going to do to us. Once they get to green light, once people are like too bad. It is accusably evil. Once there's just like, every country is ruled by evil dictators. Well, I probably that close. That club a little more satan -y. A little more than that unleashed. Then we find out that Satan's real.

2:02:14So, Adam and Gamor, we're going to get some good comments after this one. The Satan is real people. Going rights and reports of catamutalations began in 1973, mostly in the West and Midwest. It was often small -scale ranchers who reported them when local law enforcement agencies investigated. They frequently found that the cow's ears, eyes, rectums and sex organs had been cut away with surgical precision. According to the newspaper reports, more than 10 ,000 of the incidents occurred by the end of the decade. It's demons. The demons, you're fucking right. Dude, you're fucking right. It's demons.

2:02:44Dude, you bring up supercars. They just have to practice every now and then. The demons want to. They want to do it to people, but God won't let them yet. Yeah, right. It's just demon ways. She's his Christ dude. You're a machine. Trying to pick it up here. What about targets? Target started selling a... Target your phone. Devilware. Well, targets started selling a lot of weird stuff, like tucks, like where you could tuck your penis for really young boys. Tuck and curl. I'll do something to put on these things. So people started boycotting target now. Is that what's hulk got fire from Fox? Hey, he's tucking.

2:03:20That's why. Tuck and... Now, we've closed the circle. Wait, the target selling shit for your kids to tuck their dicks? Yeah, that's a... We need the underneath. Is that fake? No, no. But it's for adults, I don't think it's supposed to be for kids. You're gonna hold them with your kids. You're gonna have to have a later section with kids stuff. Here's where I saw it from Dave's. Dave's never been out of it. He's probably throwing his show. I was wrong on this one. Okay, looks like I was wrong on this one. The tuck friendly shit was for adults. I read it somewhere you can never... Okay, so it's not for kids.

2:03:47He's a rabble rouse or that one? He's also rabble rouse. That's a rabble rouse. But they are... It's all together with like pride kids stuff. If they have a pride section, it's hard to think they had questioned it. They're stopping selling some stuff because some employees were getting raps. They were getting raps. Oh, damn. They were asking employees. That's what they did with the seller when Louis came back. Oh yeah. The yellow waitress was... Fuck you. It's all the same mentality. Yeah. Gross. No, it's not. That's a weird one because you know Target only did that because they thought it was gonna make them more money.

2:04:19Everything, they're a giant corporation. If they do something like that, it's because they want to make more money. Yeah. So it's like that's how these marketing people that you were talking about. That's how they think about things. They look at it through the eyes. And also the eyes of the university because they just get out of the system that indoctrinated you to a very specific way of thinking. That takes a while to shake once you get out in the real world. And you realize like, oh, this is just as authoritarian. This is just as constrictive. Or like in college, like, there's so many trends.

2:04:48And then you go ahead and say, oh, there's like four. Right. Yeah. Like Saturn did a whole campaign marketing to women and they fucking skyrocket in women and sales. This is like in like, who's buying Saturn as a dick? Chicks dude. Really? I thought they were from the Phoenix. They make them anymore. They don't make them anymore. There's like a plastic car. Red Ben had one for a long time. They were very reliable. Well, he's a bitch. Hey, out there. That's good voice. That's my tough guy. He's here. Sunset comedy club. Check it out. It's like beer laid on your shirt. Yeah. Beer laid. Beer laid.

2:05:24That's funny. We lucked out. Imagine if it's a Zon like. Jesus Christ. They're available now online. Yeah, you can get them online. Hell yeah. Attack our parks. Oh, let's go. Yeah, we're talking. That's what we are. I'll tell you Austin's popping. You can go to Vulcan. You go to Sunset. You go to Mother's Ship. Creek in the cave. Creek in the cave. And that's all walking distance. All right. Is there coming another part of town? Cap city. Cap city. Cap city is in the domain. I hear that's great too. They have two rooms. Cap city's good. Two small rooms in a big room. Yeah, Cap city's great. What's the small room?

2:05:56I mean, I don't know. I have no idea. Is there like the old places? Small rooms in the front bar? I don't know. I haven't been in a new place. The small place was the. That was a hot one. That was the. We tried to get that place. We're all the old. Yeah, the old small place. God damn that place was good. That place was great. Fucking banger of a club. I think still there. Bill Hicks might have been there. Still there. Still there. Mm hmm. Yeah, I tried. It's tied up long story. I'll tell you the whole deal. It's a lot. There's a lot. A lot to that story. Yeah, but you got a good location. I get the best location ever.

2:06:27No, yeah, yeah. The universe wanted that building to have it. It sounds so stupid, but like white one got in there and everything started. And we started the first time. I was like, exactly. Oh yeah. This is how it's supposed to be. Dude, when you go in and you're like waiting to go on and you're like, fuck, I'm thirsty. And then just like, there's like nine hands holding your water. It's like over a wind for you. You're like, oh thanks. I don't know. And then they all go back to their fucking jobs. It's so fun to perform there. I do like to, before you go on, sit back there by yourself. Yeah.

2:06:55Behind the stage. Yes. Yeah, that's chair behind. See, only club I've been to, I've never heard a peep. I've never heard a talk, a chat, a heckle. Nothing. The crowd is there for comedy. You're great. Yeah. Build it. They will come. You know, let them know what you're trying to do. Good a great job, man. Build it. They will come. It's a fucking fun performance place. It's exciting. You're like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you don't say stuff that makes you cringe sometimes. I hate him. I just said performance. And then I call him. He doesn't even fucking respond.

2:07:26I was in fucking, if they were friends. It's an Auschwitz. I have to pee. Give him a hard time. I got a pee too. It's Paul's. Why are you going to pee? I'm trying to outlast everybody. I don't have to pee. This is a contest. It's crazy. I don't have to pee today. Well, you don't have to pee. Not today. It's weird. What? You dehydrated. Yeah. I got to hold it now. Guys, while I was touring in Europe, I found out about the fourth Reich. And it's something we should all be concerned about. This will be appearing many times for this podcast coming. The fourth Reich, look it up. You're a, that's fun.

2:08:02You heard that there was a train in Austria that played a Hitler speech. Some guy put it on on the train and got the fuck out. Pull it up. It was a big deal. I mean, on a train. There's a comedian from the 60s and he starts going like, hey, let's all get going here. It's all to upscale people in Germany. He goes, yeah. Hip hip and they'll go, hooray. He goes, hip hip hooray. And they go, and then he goes, a couple others like that. And then he goes, um, sick. And they'll go, huh? Fuck. And he was like, that was too easy for you guys. It was like, you're all former comrades. Yeah. Now there's an ice cream shop outside of Auschwitz that's killing it and all these feel or pissed.

2:08:44Because there's something ice cream right there. It's like too, too nice. And he's like, he wanted to cry. Yeah, it's like, what the hell? You go to the air, it gets an ice cream. Also, you, you know, you can get some kids like just be quiet for 10 minutes. I'll get you ice cream. Just do this toward shut up. I'll get you ice cream. Yeah. Also, Hagen does. Sounds like a camp. Hagen does. I was an eighth camp. It's gonna be a rocky road. All right. I hate myself. No, the vibe does change when you go down to two people. It's under this 50 % Jamie, you're gonna pick it up here. No, we don't need it.

2:09:19We got it. Come on. Hey, who's that guy with the fucking felt hat? The mushroom guy? Paul Stamets. Paul Stamets, yeah. Who's that? He looks like a fucking mushroom guy. He's like the king of mushrooms. Can he get Xanax? I got a long Australia flight coming up trying to pass out here. Look at those mushrooms. Yeah. Oh, that guy? Yeah. Wow. The rare baseball cap. Oh, look at the size of that shroom. My god, look at that thing. What did you guys stuck into this dicks in the fucking bathroom? I wish. No, I got a pee. We're gone longer than you should have been. I wish. It was the total normal time to be gone.

2:09:54Smell it. No, we just didn't pee in the hallway. Like, you fucking freak. Yeah, that's why it takes so long. You mutt. You crazy person. Pistons or whiskey bottles. I knew. But this is how common that behavior is. I knew he was going to pee out there. Obviously. You know, sometimes he pissed in kombucha bottles here. I pulled a bottle into the hallway. If anything, you were like, thank you for going outside. Yeah, I don't want to care if you pee in here. You feel like a bucket or something? Man, even just have to, I think. What thing? Chalkin, the chocolate. It hits you. I'm sick. You're handling it very well.

2:10:28I hear music. Chalkin is a very, you had your dancing shoes on last night. Chalkin is dancing in the green. Yeah. Get some good tunes going to get loose. The green room is so special. Yeah, it's very fun. So fun last night. It was Rosanne, Dice, Brian Simpson, Shane Gillis, Mark Norman, Tony Hinchcliff. Who else is there? Asana Ma, who else is there? Derek Poston. Derek Poston. Who else was there? I think it was it. It was insane. It was so much fun. It was just everyone was laughing and laughing and laughing. It was like the best party. I think that's it. Bro, it was so good. It was the best party.

2:11:14He was searching for a name and they're like, no, that's it. I just want to leave anybody out of me. I didn't want to leave anybody out. I'm on there. That's why it was so good. No, I'm on my favorite part. Thanks, I love that. I'm just fucking with them. Of course. But the party, like the hang in the green room was so fun. The hang after was nice. Oh, so nice. It was just fun. Yeah. It's just so great. The place is just so like a warm hug. You built a good spot. I could use a fucking warm hug. But you know what the crazy thing is is like I didn't think it would be this. You know, it's like we had something at the Vulcan and it was really cool.

2:11:51We would do those shows there. I mean, many times we do shows. It was fucking great time. Great time. Great time. It was fun. It was fun. I'm not fun little hang. But then when it went to the mothership, it just bloomed. It bloomed. It bloomed. It was some multiple places to hang kind of like the store was. All sorts of things. Just find yourself talking next to some fucking cling glasses or something. Also the two nights of open mic nights. That's good. And all the door people are comics. The whole thing changed. The whole vibe changed. What do you got? No. No. No, not the party. Let's shotgun them.

2:12:22Let's shotgun them for real. Let's shotgun them for real. All right, I'll shotgun one. Damn, all this talk about pissing things. I'm sorry. Jesus Christ. Do you have to piss again? No, not again. I haven't gone at all. Oh, don't go piss. You're drinking all you fucking. Do you have to piss? You're drinking less. Do you want to piss? I do. Go ahead, go ahead. Mr. Europe, dude, Mr. Big Time. I won't piss that. Mr. Europe. Mr. Berlin, Dublin, Dublin, Dublin. I'm so cultured and sophisticated. I tell you. I tell you. He's bullying you. Fuck you. Fuck you, dude. My dad was in the phone. Oh, my God.

2:12:52Whoa. What are all good boys? You have socks, dude. Fuck you. Fuck you. America. Fuck you. I can't believe we're number one, dude. America. If you go over there, you fucking European, dude. But they're falcons. They're the same birds. Damn. How are you? It looks like the bird. How much longer do you think America will be number one? We got about 10 years. As long as I'm alive, dude. Turkey's coming back. Turkey. They're making a comeback. They've been waiting the wings. Do they call themselves Turkey? What do you think the car themselves, dude? Persia, little Persia. Turkey. Well, you know, like...

2:13:30No, we need the real version, dude. This is the real version. That's not... That's not. Trey Parker, a mastone. That was it. Yeah. That was a cover. Wow. Jesus, you're a connoisseur. I'm... Shannon was pissing himself off on my trip. I'm a tricycle. There's more than one version of America fucking... Imagine hearing that song going, bro. We're gonna cover that. Yeah. We're gonna do it the same. There must be so many covers that. Every band. If you're doing a live performance, you break this out. Hand me that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's true. Yeah. You kind of have to, if you're a party band. Fuck yeah.

2:14:06We're number one, dude. Fuck you. Fuck your own. I like America. I just had to do a tour. Yeah, right. Can't feel the interior. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. You don't drink IP. Lame. No, not that. No, I'd be getting a shit blood. Here. Give me a BL. Here's a warm blood light. Perfume. No, no, no, it's perfume. Perfect. No, no, no. Warm is better too, because you won't get that headache. Agreed. Dude, we stuck our fucking hand in the ice bath. That was hell. We could do 30 seconds of it. Hell, let me do it. You're a freak dude. You're an alien. You're an alien. You're an alien. You're an alien.

2:14:47You're an alien. You're like an alien. Yeah, that's the time. You're an alien to be a sex of them. Yeah. Because you're an alien. No. Repressed memories. Oh, that's exactly what I'm talking about, man. Have you ever said to a sex of them? No. That's what the alien says. No. This feeble brain, if this is this piling spaceships. This fucking feeble brain. You're dominating this plan. You're dominating this plan. What are you talking about? You've changed the planet. You're just gonna kill it. Lucas's cigarettes for a moment. You have a come to come to the mothership. It's all right there. Oh no shit.

2:15:16I'm just trying to tell them on my face. I'm letting them know you're an alien. You came down to you like, oh, here's the coolest thing stand up in UFC. Okay Bones that dude imagine you're an alien. What a what a fucking cover? Be a really dumb dude. Oh stop trying to change What a cover what's your real name Romulus?

2:15:45I know Yeah You know fucking fanfang What is your real alien name though? What would it be? No, what is it dude? Would you rip they got a huge dong you would have been tall. Yeah, why didn't you go? I didn't get much food when I was a challenge. They were like don't make them stand out But they went to they went too low Too low No, he's got to fit in the fucking ship The biggest way to escape put the point is the tallest alien It's right. He sent him yeah, right and then he detached from the mission was just like earth rule earth's pretty sick I like stand up in UFC and he stayed damn hit to butt right and he was like I like this place Imagine if you really did decide that whatever does come after this is just too boring because you know It's not real it's not real consequences.

2:16:36I'm fascinated by the inward time You really suck it that they're going for you time you look like He's He's always like meant to be on the pod Yeah We'll tell Hinchcliffe tonight. Hey, we met you in the show. He's it. Oh really what did you say you Just pot just got cooking That feels good I'm right back. I got beers. I was hung over. I was anxious that now. I'm even now you back. I'm back Go are you do you think this will make news that you're drinking Bud Light? No, it's a band in They never reached out that I would have been a nice I could have you could you might be the only guy that turned around because you have an abandoned that I'll never leave you You're very America.

2:17:54You know, this is a strong stance to really to really keep buying what you enjoy Despite the obvious controversy is gonna come yeah Good for you Shane Gillis you're a fucking hero Superman I always hated that guy Shane Gillis you're a real American. That's what a real American does no for real That's what a real American is alien talk. I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck that's like I used to drink Zima and people used to get mad Do it's gonna allow it they go that's gay they shamed everybody Yeah, cuz there's Mike's hard lemonade you had to like Ties twist. Yeah, it's it. Yeah, it saves more evil somehow.

2:18:44You can't shame a man with a Zima and a fan Zima Mac I'm tired. You got nothing I just a train killer walk on the street holding Zima That one Want to go for the trigger Gomez I like Zima Mac guitar Zima that's an alien move I remember the big apartment We're not allowed I drank them. They serve that on a tattoo. I like it. They just good shut the fuck up You're at the bar and tattoo I think I'm gonna be able to do this We're gonna have a good fucking time. No, I'm at this. Oh that too. You're left Crystal Pepsi was big Yeah Let me tell you I'm gonna tell you story about Pepsi spice. Oh, yeah, Brian red man had the ultimate troll here we go He's going at a baby Right down that double chin You know who fuck you up in a shotgun in contest who that was pretty fast combs Guanty, uh, I saw him.

2:20:29Yeah, we did one together Go like we did shotgun one together country guy. He did it in one go Can it was extraordinary just a fool Taylor won Taylor the one from busing with the boys. He's he's putting together like a beer limpick thing It's just a scam. He's the best at it. Oh, he's like, can you get dude? I thought I was like here. We got watch this a flu come who is he? You see the one we're all fishing on the same pond? That hammer somewhere a singer. Yeah, he's great. He's very very cool motherfucker too. Very cool, dude Come They're doing that right now That is me I Do sound the same You mother fuckers do you want to go for a cheat?

2:21:17They have to close it. Oh, yeah, dude. That's big roll Holy shit That was insane You can't compete with it. I can't compete that was one second. They're just trodner by a Tesla zero to 60 The reason you you beat me by the quantum Was truly extraordinary shotgun that was insane like he's got to be up there with the grades I love how Tommy was like he knew was gonna happen where you knew so he's like yeah go ahead One of them dudes that says you want to arm wrestle, you know, yeah Wow, look at this guy every night Animal I'm still left in that can I don't think so that was froth, bro If you could hear the sound of the empty clean meeting me the dog up there, too Yeah, he's a big big unit big fellow fun guy Big great great fucking podcast He's cool as hell dude.

2:22:20I saw him on the meaty to show. What is that? Yeah, he's movie swirling Good to have a bed for 40 minutes. I was gone. I noticed that I was gone the pod was better. I think I announced it. Yeah, let's have your gibberish stories about just random words Oh Perfect combination I'm afforded these like Christmas. Yeah, it's one say this is the first one I wasn't like dreading fuck last I've got a good for it so you read these well now it's like you this is like battle dude You're gonna come on get fucking on annihilated come on fun, but it's like the but the party's only started now That's the party tonight we get tonight.

2:23:08Well, that's gonna be tough. Come on two shows. I know we do every single time This is the first time that we've done since you started this What do you do? I did 60 % of time I shoot first. Why are you claiming 60 on this? I saw you're claiming 60 % of that I saw your 40 and I was like I'll take the rest is that right? I'm gonna be here. I had a shotgun a bear and two full glass Oh your voice gets real high when you're full shit Hilon That's right We My people are you know the only ones to smoke the Huh Sorry, what are you saying there? You said I was working that was pretty sick actually yeah, you're a Mature fuck the fact no legitimately the fact that you don't give a fuck and you keep drinking Bud light despite the Controversy you're not gonna bow that's what you enjoy That is an air gun light drink your shit.

2:24:17I mean come on man. We're all talking shit on phones and are made by slaves It's all here look at these movies and I talk on them. What's up? Hey, yeah, what's up come on? First time we got called gay to bar dude. Yeah, what's my drink? Tell me talk dude. Yeah, it's not gonna. It's not gonna truly determine I ordered a buttlight and someone's like where you get my gay. No, no, no, no, I'll suck your dick You right now you fucking bitch Do you think Bud lights gonna bounce back? Yeah I think so I think they will with your help. I think the story is a Bud light needs to send me fucking 50 ,000 dollars Just hire Chuck Norris.

2:24:51Give me a case give me 20 bucks hired Chuck Norris. I sell Thousand Bud lights every weekend. Yeah, kid rock. They should hire kid rock to be this folks one That's a lot They should yeah, we talked about last night. That would be the best We two have the whole commercial 30 second kid rock commercial. Let him go fucking nuts one second for the end Change is comes and goes and me Yeah Exclusive This is what it wasn't when I text you last night about what we laughing at last time it was the my pillow guy I was like last time we took mushrooms. I was like we were dying about something I was like it was so stupid that I was like I kind of remember I think we were laughing about somebody like murdering a That's what we laugh at it, but no we laughing at the my pillow guy being so angry He smothers with a pillow you motherfucker get out of here I remember that That's right if it's kid is trans.

2:26:08That's what it was that's what it was That's one that you have to be there Tell that somebody this oh my god. We're having so much fun. This what we're laughing at It's trans with a pillow cuz he sells pillows get it That was actually funny. It's nine eagles in we were doing that. Well, what's funny is is you know the idea that this guy is like Has any commentator It keeps killing his company his company just fucking die Slipers now It's a company's transitioning The company been hit because they've taken them out of stores right the what my He's never in store But what how did they get hit they got hit somehow or another wait my pillows are a boycott of them Is that what it was just going right back to the last one Just trying to remember there was something I just want to clarify cuz I already brought it up Oh, yeah, he's paid something happened with the my pillow guy Well, like his business has been affected by all this being connected to you know Pillow to I just like his fucking poster.

2:27:19He's got like any every commercial. He's got like Jesus and a lion Giant cross giant cross crucifix. Yeah, he's he's all in a lot of stuff right whack it do Oh, he's a nut. He built that pillow in his basement his wife left him True story over a pillow. He went no shit. You don't know what you're doing. I'm building I'm building a pillow on the Yeah, leave me alone Imagine you're obsessed for a decade and look in the basement you won't hang out with your wife just making a pillow Yeah, he's like you'll sleep but I mean why he's right with me. He was right. He was right. How was he right? How was he?

2:27:57I'm sure the pillows I don't know pretty fucking great. It's telling well. I think so did he get Did his business get hurt by that What am I getting from for advertisements or something like that like there was something like a reformed crackhead Him was he really was the drug guy and then he found guy Here's an article usually says he can't get back 75 million in revenue loss due to trump ties. That's it. Oh Trump ties and that's a good invention also He was on shelves at Sam's club coals and bedbats and beyond which is also now close Was I wrong about a cute name of doing drugs because you know Yeah, I got it was drug history.

2:28:35Yeah, it's guys probably the man He might be the little if you sleep it on that We're not getting an inventing pillows. There's kind of pillows On a box sort of a bench in his 20s he became addicted to and a frequent user of cocaine There I mean Jamie's a frequent user Saturday crash switch to crack 90s like everybody like Diaz Diaz said he did crack for six months because the coke dealer was on his way home David Cross too. I love crack Wow Love crack He said he did it once. He's like I get it. I get why people are crack it. Oh, we only did it once He loved I did crack ones. Yeah, it's a really yeah, I'm a fan gave me Molly And I was like oh, and I mean the lady went to pairs went to the Louvre and I said let's do the Molly We took crack We're in the Molly like you To we can out of it.

2:29:36Just to statue David like shaking and drooling You're the only person ever to do crack the Lou In the Lou I thought yeah, it's okay Well, I ate it I ate the rock now. They he did it last night. Well, I don't fucking ever last night No, I'm saying them there's Molly. There's someone has Molly. Oh, yeah, yeah, and he was a well somebody I have Molly. Yeah, he's from a fan also. Yeah, he was like let's do my I was like shit I yeah, maybe and he was like a fan gave it to me. I was like no Out of your fucking mind. He's a nice fan. He looked yeah, can't think power talks about trying crack with you Jimmy Kimmelon.

2:30:20Oh, there you go. You see it's out there. We might be drunk. Let's go. Yeah fun fun episode You doing crack at the Louvre is That's all you gotta be proud about. Well, it's like yeah, no one's done sucked really because I ate it Which I don't think you're supposed to do so my body to know it was going on And I ran right to the bathroom. I'm shooting insane like dumb and dumb or shooting at the Lou So these friends people are like what do we do? You know But I saw some beautiful art Sweating me my my lady were sweating and twitching Stare at the Mona Lisa. I love the idea of Norman seeing art Watch I She got framed I showed it out the Louvre and all these friends.

2:31:43We were like shut up. You stupid I think she's hot. I would have definitely So hot out of the Hillary Was he the first he was the first president K. It was fucking Mara. Yeah, but he didn't get busted full busted. That was rumors He was the first person president. Jave must have walled though because everybody knew he's fucking my own row And he's she's still saying in front of the wife A lot of presidents had Yeah, public affairs. Yeah, yeah, and Jave always pretty Back you talk about back. Yeah, yeah, yeah What years were those every single one that was the days 14th every single one back of people died.

2:32:37Shout out Sally Hammocks. Let's go This is history now I don't want to do Come on, I like I like Norman right? I need more normie. Hey, keep it going dude. I'll take any drug a fan You give me a drug fan. I've taken a lot of weird Viagra really? Yeah, that gas station Viagra girl your heart People to give you things just a general Drugs just weird you guys Give me some fucking Over that fucking counter Stations like red ban used to take Pussy spice Red ban is one of the greatest trolls of all time great Red ban starts he buys Pepsi spice calm because it wasn't that they were dumb They didn't know what the fuck was going on back trolled you by opening a comedy club a block away Yeah, so he he buys Pepsi spice calm and then he makes a whole Diary of him eating Pepsi spice and dying getting horrific diarrhea blood spraying out of his ass They didn't think to get the domain before they launched a product, but he kept his going for months He like kept chanting like updating all these updates on his health conditions For at Pepsi spice stock.

2:33:57It's amazing. Yeah, it's amazing great. It's one of the greatest trolls Well, the company's like could you take that down like we have no control over it's some guy And he's not even looking for money. So he had video of him like we continue to lose weight I'm just I'm just on Pepsi spice Gary Wow It shows that his piece all fucked up from Pepsi spice one of the last time you saw Pepsi spice it's done. I never heard of it. It probably he probably killed it A fuck out this loser. It was kind of weird though, wasn't it? It was like cinnamon. What is I don't know? Was it good? Mine'd be good He might fuck it up everywhere Like Jerry coke's way of Cokes really good.

2:34:50Jerry coke's the best. Jerry coke's spicy spice. Where's spice girl? Cherkoke spice She's bubbly Great cams Okay, I just love I love I'll never stop you on crack in the Louvre I got a shit Oh Real reality show Crack in the Louvre was someone's to live with Norman. Oh my poor lady. She's like I'll do Molly and I'm to give her Handful the crack also. Yeah, she's like a nice lady from you know the suburbs, and I'm like here's some crack Or The Louvre is not the best place for Molly Yeah, it's like for weed You want to go sit by yourself or at a rave Weed is a good call for a gallery. So where do you do Molly?

2:35:54Molly? We could do it tonight. Oh It's fan Molly speaking. Oh, give it to you. Let's just end it in the middle of a sentence right here Bye. Just got good cook