#1994 - Theo Von

24:18You're my best friend. Like, if you come over my house tonight, he'd be like, Theo! He'd be like so happy, be whining and running around in circles and stuff. He just loves everybody. Wow. But pit bulls are like, they just have so much more tenacity. They're so angry. Yeah. They're just so full of fucking just raw. And they just want to play and just want to kiss you and they're just like, they're so full of life. Yeah, they'll fucking hug you till your day. Oh, they want to. When I would come home from work, my dogs would literally just jump on me. I would lay on the ground and it would just swarm me and kiss me.

24:54You know, almost have a ground game a little bit, huh? They got a little ground game. I used to teach them. Yeah. I get side control on them. I'm going to teach them out of hipposcape. I'm like, but you've got to put your paw here. You've got to create space. I get a bit of a rear -decker choke. I'll shrink his back. I think he's back. He loved it. Dude, my friend, when I was working, when I was in the bus boy industry a long time ago, you know, and the first gay I ever met, the first gay dude I ever met, does Duke Billy Confort tell me? How old you? I was probably 14, right? That was the first gay you ever met.

25:29Yeah. That ever met straight on? Was he 14, too? No, no. He was probably 30. So, and he was like the toughest gay dude, so he could like fight and he was gay. Nobody'd ever seen it. You know? That's scary for a homophob. Oh, totally. You're so too to fuck you up and suck your deck. That's the biggest fear. Or make you suck his. That's a crazy far. With no teeth. He punch his lead teeth out. Oh, that's gotta be crazy. So that changed the game for a lot of homophobes because it's like, who's this queer, you know? Oh, dude. And then you're like, oh, if that dude knocks me out and then makes love to me, it's gonna be a 0 for 2 tonight.

26:07Yeah, that's a more than 2 points. Yeah, it's like a 10 -8 round. But Billy had pimples and he's so weed and everything and we get so high and then I would get so scared of the dogs, man. Then I had to go outside a lot of times. Oh, yeah. Because I could, he was like more, he'd be a lot more comfortable around him and stuff, but I would get high and then I would just get scared around the dogs. Well, the dog can kill you. That's what's crazy. They're real sweet and everything and if you get a good one, you train them right and raise them right. They're so loyal and they're so affectionate, but the power that they have is so wild.

26:46Yeah, I mean, Billy would put on like an adidas track suit and make them like attack things in his yard and shit. So he was like, so he was training him to be like that. He was, but he also loved him, but he like also was like from a tough area. So, you know, there was a value in having the dogs be tough. Yeah, there's a lot of people that have that, right? They have dogs that are just protection around their house all the time. If you live in a rough area, there's no better thing than dogs. They let you know when people are there, everyone's scared of them. It's not, you know, they'd rather break into a house that doesn't have dogs.

27:15Oh, a lot of people, if they didn't have a dad, they would have a dog, you know? I guess. Yeah. Yeah, if you're young, yeah, I have a few dogs. The wife would get a dog a lot of times if they didn't have a husband. I remember. Yeah. But there was a lot of dangerous dogs in my neighborhood growing up. You promised them they'd get loose. Oh, yeah. When they have dangerous dogs, you know, do a good job of containing them. I was always worried about my dog getting out. My dog, Frank Sinatra, he was a pit bull that was bred for hog hunting in Hawaii. They breed them different. And they breed them. They actually have longer ears.

27:51It's really interesting. They're almost like Labrador ears because the whole idea is that they're picking up scent. You know, dogs pick up scent with their ears. That's why bloodhounds have those crazy long ears. Really? Uh -huh. As they're running, it's like, you know how you fart and you like, wafed up the smell. Like, whoo, what is that? Yeah. Jesus Christ. Well, dogs are doing that with their ears as they're running. They're wafting up these scents. So they could pick up little minuscule particles of scents as they're wafting up. And my pit bull had longer ears. He had ears almost like a Labrador, but he was a pure pit bull.

28:24But big fucking head, just jack body. And he would, oh, like dogs would come, like dogs that were loose would come to the fence and fuck with them. And he would go crazy. He just couldn't, couldn't get to them and they would be fucking with them and one dog pissed on his fence. Like, it just lifted his leg off a Labrador. Came by it pissed on his fence. And so he started slamming his head into the metal bars. Like, so his rod iron metal bars and he slams his head into the bar. And he's like mostly head, right? And pit bulls are like 50 % head. And he's just like, fucking, aww. He gets his fucking head through and I hear all this noise and I'm alone in the house.

29:10And then I hear this noise and I look out the window and I see Frank with his head like wedge between the bars. And I see this dog right outside the gate. There was piss in and I was like, oh my god, he's going to get out. And so I run up to the fence and I get to him right when his ass pops through the, he bent the bars. And he got out. And so it's me running down the street and my socks chasing this dog and Andy do Frank maybe. He plowed this dog right into a pile of trash cans, right in my neighbor's trash cans and I got a whole of his collar right before it got ugly. Oh my god, the fucker.

29:46So then I had to have another bar welded all around the perimeter of my fence to keep him from separating the bars. So this Israeli dude came over here and he was the welder guy and the fence guy, you know. And he's like, what happened to your fence? And I said the dog did it. He goes, this fucking fence. This dog bent this fucking fence with his head? I go, yeah, the dog peed out there. He goes, bro. I go, yeah, that's a crazy dog. It's a different kind of dog. Oh, that's Mike Perry dude. That's a different kind of dog. Different kind of dog. They don't care about pain. Pain doesn't mean a fucking thing to them.

30:26They just want to get you. Yeah. You get out like this dog was like, I don't think the dog was, I think the dog was like being friendly. Like he's like, oh, smell my pee. You know, he's a Labrador. Right, he's just like, I'll piss over here. He's like, oh, I'm gonna see again. Probably didn't even know what a pit bull was. Yeah, this dog's a lot louder than me. Yeah, that's going on over here. Oh, God, that dog's wearing a dog as a chain. I had this one neighbor that had a dog that he never trained. I mean, at all. It was basically a wild dog that he fed. It was a boxer. And this dog wouldn't listen to anybody.

31:02When they leave him in the house, like if they left the screen, so like they left the door up in the screen, the dog would just fly through the screen, just burst through the screen and go out. And then he'd come home when he was ready. You couldn't, all he just had his own like plan or whatever. They were just idiots. They were, they were really frustrated. Oh, look at this dog. Is that a pit bull too? Yeah. Look at him. That's what he did. That's what my dog did. Oh, yeah. It bent the bar's bed. Yeah, they're different kind of animal. Oh, God. You gotta, you gotta really make sure that you're a perimeter secure with a dog like that.

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33:03I think I just got so nervous. I think just like I would be so nervous around them. But you should be if they're not trained well. And we didn't grow up around any dogs. Except for dogs that were in our neighborhood. And they were more violent animals. We didn't have any dogs in our home or any experience around dogs. I remember the first time I ever even met an indoor dog. I don't know if a dog could even be indoors. And I was at my buddy's scots house and they had a golden retriever. And this bitch came around the corner and I was like, who the fuck is that? I mean it was like the most beautiful thing.

33:44Fluffy and beautiful. Oh beautiful. Fucking long gone hair. It was like Suzanne Summers. You just come in. And I was like, damn, that thing is fucking fine. You know? I just never seen a dog look like they had gotten a good night's sleep. You know? I remember Suzanne Summers with a five master. I'll say that was the spring that just tightened up your pussy muscle. Because that's what you're doing. Like there's a lot of, like it's not squatting for your butt. It's not lunges. You're just tightening up them pussy muscles. Oh, you're gonna squeeze that dick. Squeeze that dick. That thing's gonna gleeke by the time you get done with it, dude.

34:20You see if you can find the ad for the five master. A lot of ladies bought that too. Because they wanted to look like Suzanne Summers. Look, it's just a spring. She's still looking good. She's like a thousand years old. Oh, yeah. She's still looking really good in my head. One of the biggest blunders in all of television though. Her and three's company. Three's company too. That was a great stuff. What happened to it? Crazy negotiations. She wanted more money. She was demanding more money. Maybe because she had become a giant star. And so they basically relegated her to... She wasn't even on the show anymore.

34:53Like there was one episode where she made a phone call. And she called them. Like she was on vacation. And that was her in the episode. Her and some totally different location calling them on the phone. Wow. And then they eventually replaced her. Yeah, I remember they got a new woman. I think it was like, you know, she got an aggressive agent. It might have been a husband. One of those deals. I was like, I got this. I want to fucking you deserve more money. Yeah. It's just like what happened with Caller Daddy. That's a similar situation. You know the Caller Daddy podcast? Oh yeah, yeah. Alex. What's your name?

35:28No. Alex Cooper, yeah. Her name was... She had a co -host. Right. And the co -host had a boyfriend who was an agent. Something Franklin. Sophia Franklin. Is that it? Got it. And then Portanoi told us the whole story. Oh, he did. Yeah, it was like the dude thought that like she's going to be this... She's a fucking star. You need to pay her more. And like, you know, they had a deal. The deal's a deal. She wanted more and then there was negotiations and... Yeah. Her husband. Yeah. So her husband, former television producer Alan Hamill, went to negotiate for asking for $150 ,000 a week, which was the average that men were earning on television at the time.

36:06Okay. It's not television. Yeah. That's like saying, well, brain surgeons make this. And I'm a plumber. So I deserve it. And on par with what her co -star, Ritter was making. John Ritter. She said she didn't know at the time that Ritter was making more since the three of them had a favored nation's clause. What does that mean again? Favored nation's, I think, is like... What is it? And... I thought that means you all make the same amount. Yeah. So what it means? No, I think it's a... It's an... I don't find it. Inuit thing, isn't it? No, no, no. That's first nation. MFN provision is a term, including a contract for products or services that prevents the seller from selling its products or services to the buyers, competitors for a lower price or on better terms.

36:55Oh. I thought this was a chock -todd, dude. I didn't know what they were talking about. Favored nation's contract.

37:05I want what she's getting, Favored nations. You know, agents will ruin a lot of stuff. Oh, God, yeah. It's unfortunate, huh? Yeah, omnipresent and entertainment contracts, certainly gets the poster, the poster, the Favored Nations' clauses are relatively simple to describe. They're a contractual commitment that no other relevant party will receive better or more advantageous terms from the party making the commitment. That makes sense. So, like, so if you and I were doing a show, we would have a Favored nations deal where we both make the exact same amount of money, which is fair. So I care, like, she probably didn't know that he was getting paid because John Ritter was a giant star at the time.

37:42Yeah. And that is, oh, yeah, John Ritter. Yeah, John Ritter. He was incredible. He did an episode of News Radio. Did he really? Yeah, yeah, he was cool, man. So that was them back in the day, man. It was a great fucking show. He was so talented. He was a fucking some guy ruined it. Didn't he do noises off that movie, too? Was that noises off? I don't know if that is a deaf movie. I don't know. Dude, I'll tell you this. One time I was walking on the street in New York and they had a deaf group or whatever, like a gaggle or whatever. I don't know what it's called, but they got together and they were outside of a bar talking and I'm walking up and I'm like, I thought maybe like the world would like shut off or something I couldn't hear because I'm seeing all these people interacting, but nobody was, there was no sound.

38:26And I get close and here there's noises off. Never seen this. I don't even know what his noise is off. I do recognize that scene with Christopher Reeves. I thought John was in there. He is, he is, he is. Yes. I'm doing a theatrical play, but it's a movie. Yeah, it's a movie. Oh, it's like one shot. It never ends or something. Oh, interesting. Okay. But, Hmm. Is it good? Yeah. Something to check out. It's an old movie out. He was a real sweet guy. He was real, everybody loved him. He was on the set of news radio for a week and just a super nice guy. Like, this sometimes you meet people and you hope they're going to be nice because they're nice on TV, you know, but they're not.

39:09Yeah. And it's really frustrating. It's weird. Like they're creepy to you or they're shitting to you because you're an actor and you're like, oh, wow, you're kind of a cut. You're a fake. You're a fake in it for television, but in real life you're like this weird, snipy, sort of shitty fucking insulting person. Yeah. I met a few of those too. Yeah. Yeah. It's very frustrating because you're like, God, I thought you were nice. I saw you on TV. You're nice. Just trying to say hi and you're fucking cut to me. Yeah. Yeah. We were supposed to, Michael Landon was supposed to come to our town. Aquaman.

39:41No, it wasn't Aquaman. The man from Atlanta's. Was he? Yeah. I didn't see that. Hey, was he on a little house in the prairie? Yeah. I think he was on the man from Atlanta's too, wasn't he? Good boy. I don't remember. Everybody was swim like the man from Atlanta when I was a kid. He swam like this because he swam almost like a dolphin. He didn't swim like a person. Well, dude, you have to think the first people? No, who was it? Who's the man from Atlanta's? Who's the main actor? Patrick Duffy. Patrick Duffy, that's right. I confuse those two. Well, Joe, you have to think probably the first people.

40:14Oh, wow. That dude. There's other men from Atlanta's. Yeah, that guy's got a hard drive. Who is that? He's not investigated. Yeah. That was the man from Atlanta's. Oh, really? Yeah, it was like a big show. Bro, this 1977 and 1978, Jesus Christ, it was one year. That was a big show, all right. It was you. Yeah. Yeah, I think you just like this show for some reason. He would swim real funny, man. See, if you could find a man from Atlanta's swimming, because he would swim in this weird way. And so when I was a kid, me and my friends, when we would go swimming, we would never fucking copy the man from Atlanta's.

40:52He had a very, I still swim like that. This day sometimes. What a swimmer to put like that. See how he swims? What? Nobody swims like that. Yeah, he swim like a fish, man. Watch. Bro, Bullock got fast. He swims. Nobody could fuck with him. He swim like a dolphin, bro. That's the awesome boy. This is stupid. I think he jumped up. Did he grab a fish? Oh, this is it. Yeah, he jumped up better than the dolphin did. Totally made sense. This is all. Bro, he's touching our tip. What's going on there? He had web fingers. Oh, he did? Yeah, he had web fingers. Oh, I'd hate that. Did he talk? Good if he was a swimmer.

41:28Yeah, he talked. Yeah, but trying to get a mitten on would just fucking... That was suck. God, mitten would be easy. Glove would be the real problem. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, mitten would be great. Mitten's are really the move, man. Unless you take your fucking glove off, you need to use your fingers. Like how good are your fingers working when you have a glove on? Very bad. Yeah. But mitten's... Your shit stays warm. Ooh, all their little fingers. Nusseling up against each other. Keep it each other warm. Yeah, I'll even pull the... I'll open the ending and be like, y 'all have fun in the whole world.

41:59Yeah, because I haven't a blast in a very good time. I haven't a good time in there. It's a warm party. Dude, that's how I sometimes I think like... I would hate to have like one of those long weaners like, what were we looking at that the elk? Yeah. Because you've gone back to that. Well, you have to think though... Well, I was trying to figure out what a conversation what we were talking about. But think how much weaner isn't in the recipient. Right, there's a certain amount of dick that is a problem. Like if you have a 12 inch dick, you're an idiot. How many people can enjoy that 12 inch dick?

42:35Or how many girls, probably more guys can take it. You probably might have to go, yay. This guy's can take some preposterous dick. Yeah, that's a duck dick. Ducks have the craziest dicks. What? Ducks have dicks that are as long as their body. Oh my god. That is corkscrewy. Well, ducks are rapists, by the way. And the female duck does not want that. So the female duck's vagina is not like a straight shot. It's like a fucking labyrinth. You gotta find your way through the passage. And it's got spikes on it. See the little spikes all over the duck's dick? Duck ducks are horrible. When they get a female duck, they rape them.

43:13They bite them and then they just fucking, and so the female duck can allow the male duck in or not in. She can stop the process of, that's why they have these corkscrew dicks. Like nature has invented. Yeah, this fucking, like we're trying to get your hand into a vending machine. Look at the duck vagina and look at the duck dick. See that even the duck vagina is all curly and twisty. It's not a straight shot. So for the female to let the male and she has to want to breed, it seems like neither one of them wants to have sex with the other one. They definitely do, but the way they do is awful. Like I've seen it at like a pond.

43:52It's like you just go, Jesus, should I step in here? Yeah, just stop there. You see that guy got arrested because he helped a bison, a baby bison, and they had wound up euthanizing it. The mother wouldn't accept it, I guess. There was a baby bison at Yellowstone and it was having a hard time crossing something. And so the guy got out and helped it. I didn't see it. Yeah, that's it right there. Oh, look at that pervert. That look at it. He's a nice guy. He was just trying to help the baby bison. So because it was touched, I guess the female just didn't want it anymore. Cause it had the scent of the guy, which is fucking weird.

44:31That says the herd rejected it. To herd rejected it. What scent like Winston's? Well, it smells humans. Yeah, he's got fucking cheeseburgers. I was trying to go for a shirt. For sure. Look at him. Winston's camels, no filters. Yeah. Yeah, what do you smell like? Fucking abby albums and fucking Paul Maul's. Yeah, exactly. What's on his fingers? But no, I think I would hate that man. If you had a long weiner, right? Think of how much weiner is not in there. Yeah. And just like being in the cold, you know? You dig with your cold? Well, I just think like you ever been in like a sleep of a bag or whatever and your feet are hanging out the bottom.

45:10Right. You dig with me out in cold. Yeah, it's like who? The base of your dick will be so lonely. Oh. The base of your dick will get no attention. It was like a... Yeah. Plus it would probably be annoying for a girl. Like, I like dick. What is this stupid fucking giant dick that hurts? Yeah, this never ending dick. It's like watching a long movie, I bet. You're like, oh. You ever watch a porno where a girl is sucking on a guy's dick and it's just ridiculous. It's just like sucking this microphone. It's too big. Yeah, it's crazy. That poor guy. The poor girl and poor guy. They're both both be frustrated.

45:42Yeah, it's just like watching something. I don't know. A lot of it sometimes for me seems like... Man with world biggest penis stuns host with explicit pick. Philip and Josie react to the world's biggest penis. 13 and a half inches. Whoa. His name is Jonah Fallon, New York actor. Wow. Let me see this dude. I don't want that. I just... That's the guy. Oh my God. That's Jonah. Yeah. See, that's the kind of dick that you have. Ooh, look at that wand on him, homie. That's a hog. That's just a hog. My God, boy dang dude. Look at this guy. Imagine getting directions from that guy. So he's showing it to them, scrolled out.

46:22So there he shows it to him. That's just hog. Look at that.

46:31He just showed him his cock. I think he's saying it's about as big as that thing. Yeah, that makes sense. 13 and a half inches. But who wants that? I'll just feel like if you had that much, I would just hate it. And save your walk into the restroom or something. If you have a cat, that cat's going to attack that bitch every time. Probably as you naked. No. No. You're not a chance. It's a dangling little cat toy. Oh, dude. You have to basically hold your dick up like this when you walk. Yeah. Over to the back here. Walk around. Oh, that's like guys with inflated balls. 132 pounds. Yeah, that's just a disease though, right?

47:06Yeah, but the same problem that he's explaining. But it's a much worse problem because like it's a cancerous, what is that? It's like my 300 pound inmate or whatever. What makes their balls grow that big? What do they do about those by the way? When you got here? Because it more than one dude is at his balls. Yeah, it's called Scroodle Lymph Fadema. Adema. I don't think I want to look up pictures of this. Yeah, you do. You definitely do. Let's get some smell and salts in the system first. We want to. Yeah. We're going to look up giant scrotums getting operated on. Let's fire up. Oh, Jesus. Let's fire up.

47:37Let's go. All right. You first. Oh, man, I'm waiting for that. Whoa. He requested this ladies and gentlemen. Here comes Santa Claus. Right. Down Santa Claus Lane. Take a sniff. Ready? Hit it. Those are dead. Is it dead? I think. Yeah. That could be the older one and this could be the newer one, but even still it's only supposed to last for like a week or two after you open. This is not good. This one no warrant. Time to order some. We should always have some on the hand. Oh, got him. Got him. Got him. That was going to be dead in the last time. Woo. That must be our most recent one. So let's chuck this one.

48:12Okay. And let's order some order like five more. I mean, I had three. I think we've used one. We'll go. Here we go. Welcome to the dangerous zone. Okay. Here we go. Boy. Oh.

48:31Fuck yeah, boy. It's not fresh, but it's good enough, but it's strong. Yeah. Let me get one more. That's good. This is my high one. That works. Woo. This guy did it to his eyes. Why do you do it to his eyes? Maybe it. He's trying to. Did he get rocked? No, he's trying to wake up to go play probably. He might have gotten rocked. I don't know. I'm going to bring those to the comedy club. Yeah. I'm going to take a blast before I go on stage. Whoa. Is that the catch? Oh. I'm going to go blast right before I go on stage. Dude, um, you know where I got to. Oh. Oh, wow. Oh, wait, you write the fuck up.

49:11One thing that, um, yeah, I think there's something about that. People have an extra wiener that makes you angry. You go back. Makes you angry. Like the world's not fair. Well, that's how flat -chested girls feel when other girls walk by with giant tits. Yeah. That's a big one, right? Because if you're just born with giant tits, you just hit the genetic lottery and every guy loves big tits. They all love them. They have no use for them. They just want to squeeze them. They just want to suck on them. They just seem to remember so big, though. Yeah, you can get too big, just like a dick. And you're just like, God, give it all.

49:45You can be like that Canadian teacher. Teachers witch -hop call you giant rubber tits, huh?

49:53That shit is where woke. Where woke hits its final destination. Dude, the crazy part is that guy looks like Tim Dylan, if you just put a regular picture of him. Oh, yeah, because he's like not really trans. It's a scam. So let's see what the operation is on this, uh, this guy, Sakharuni. What? Go to, oh boy. That's the improvement. Look at the improvement. The improvement is what's on the right. Oh, he had nut in his leg. It's a blockage of lymph nodes, obviously, but I guess your nut will back up in your legs. Damn. Oh, so it goes to his legs. Oh, oh Jesus Christ. And what do they do to drain it?

50:29Let's see. Oh, look at that one. It's like necrotic. Look at the far left. I don't know. Look at that. Look at his butt. Oh, yeah. Click on that. It's like his skin is dying. Oh, Jesus. How long do you have to wait for you to go see a doctor? I mean, for real. That seems like a little bit of putting off. Yeah, that guy's, you know, he's turning into a tortoise. It looks like that guy's got that hang green on him. Yeah, he got better. Some dudes just, oh, he did get better. Look at him. Congratulations, sir. But imagine just bringing a bag in and people like, what's in the bag? You're like, my nut.

51:01But hold on, it looks like they stuffed his nuts up into a stomach. Yeah. Look, like in the left one, he doesn't have a big belly in the right one. Maybe as soon as he can get out, he just started eating like a pig. So finally, I'm sure once you can go out, you want to enjoy yourself, you want to go to, I guess. But wouldn't you like concentrate on cleaning up your fucking health? Obviously got something real wrong. So what does it say here? It's how it started. Over the next nine months, every six days or so, he would experience what he felt like a sensational carpet burn in his groin. Then severe cold and shaking, followed by his scrotum growing, uncontrollably larger and larger.

51:39Got so bad one day that I stood in my living room and cried, he said, there was a fresh breakage of the skin and it's stung to know, oh man, he's getting fucking stretch marks on the ball sack. You ever had like where your toe, like where your toe connects to your foot and it kind of will crack right there? Yeah, all the time. Imagine like that happens on your nuts. Oh, yeah, because your toe connects to your foot, kickboxing, I would always get those. Oh, it's worse. Because you're pushing off with such extreme force with your toes and your skin gets dry and things get cracked and that was always getting slices down there.

52:16Yeah, I hated that. I hate that. That sucked because you're walking on your feet hurt. Yeah, you kind of have to walk like this. You get used to it, but in the beginning, you kind of just walk like this. Yeah. What else are we talking about? Dicks. Big Dicks. Big old Dicks. Yeah, because also people are starving in another country and you got this big old dick all along you. Right. And you're fat. Yeah. That guy that actor, he's eating well. What is giant hog? Do you think like 13 and a half inches, I would imagine girls like don't swipe right on you. Swipe right good or what is it when you choose yes?

52:51Swiping right? I'm not on the app. Swipe right. It's right. Right. So I bet if you say, by the way, I have a 13 and a half inch dick. Girls are like, I don't want that. Yeah. Who wants that? I think a lot of women would want to see it. So what's almost like come back to my place, come back to my new house, come see this giant dick. Oh yeah, like this like this, like the animal say my Ferrari. Right. Like what was that, Dan, you were gonna make with the animals? Yeah, like a terrarium. Yeah, yeah, come see my terrarium. And then you just, you go on the other side of the terrarium like put your dick in like a little hole.

53:28And then what a, you let a gerbil loose in there. Jesus Christ. Nothing happens, but she keeps thinking the wieners are gonna get the little bit get that gerbil baby. On the wrong website, make it money. I just like to me, he's got a cameo, but he should definitely done only fans, right? Maybe he doesn't want people to see his dick. He's still an actor. You know, maybe he's like still trying to make it out in that world. That's the hardest world to make it in man. Inacting. Cause he didn't want to have to pick you. You could be amazing. And some shitty casting agent, some shitty director, they might not like you.

54:00You might remind them of an ex -boyfriend. They might think you're too confident or they might be playing power trip games. There's too much, and there's an all in nepotism too. It seems like in that industry. Oh yeah. It's a lot of like, you see so many people get opportunities rear like man, did that person really, or was there opportunities where their family was involved? You know, it's his family involved, but in more cases, it's networking. Yeah, it's like they go, they, I dated a girl who was an actress when I first came here. And she always was networking. So like I have to go to this party.

54:34I have to meet these people, I have to know these casting people, I have to know these, and I'm like, oh, and she would go around them and be so fake. Oh my God, I love your dress. Like that kind of shit. And you're like, oh, it's exhausting. Cause there's one thing if someone's like super complimentary, yeah, and they have nothing to gain for it. Like, dude, I love your shoes. Where'd you get those? And you know, it's pure. Yeah. It's nice. Like your head, I like your arm. It's someone's complimentary of you. Look at you handsome motherfuckers. It's nice. It's complimentary for no reason. But there's something gross about when you know someone that, I know this girl.

55:11This is not how she is. Right. Just kissing everybody's ass. Just to just appear nicer. Like maybe they'll think about her when a role comes up. Maybe the, and so that forms their opinions on things too. Because that forms their political opinions. Because they find out what the political opinions of the casting people and the executives, which is always left leaning. Yeah. Unless you're on Yellowstone, you know, you better, you know, you better be wearing a fucking pride flag or something. Like you have to like be 100 % progressive, liberal leaning, left leaning. Yeah. And so these people alter their, they alter their opinions of the world based on what is going to get them closer to the, the honey pot.

55:52Yeah. You know, oh, yeah. I think it's amazing that all of Hollywood has the same political beliefs. All except Yellowstone. That Taylor Sheridan guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. He seems like an interesting guy. Have you met him? No, I need, I've connected with him on text messages. He's friends with Whitney. I admire that guy. And his shows are fucking amazing. People love him, dude. And his movies too. He made that, what was that fucking movie? The bank robbery movie with, was Jeff Bridges in it? Goddamn it, it was good. I know the movie. You know who I want to meet? Heller Highwater. Heller Highwater.

56:27That's it. It's a cario. Goddamn it. He made a cario? Oh shit, really? It's a cario too, kind of sucked. With a cario with, um, Benicio del Toro. But Nicio, no. I'm thinking of something. Benicio del Toro. I love that, dude. Yeah. He seems like a cool motherfucker. Well, Spanish people always seem cool, I think, because it's neat to say their name. Benicio del Toro. Yeah. Yeah. Benicio del Toro. I remember when he was in... Secretariat. He was in, um, uh, the Johnny Depp movie about Hunter S. Thompson. Fear and loading in Las Vegas? That was the movie. He played the attorney. Oh, that was a great movie.

57:04We can't stop the attorney. He's back. Yeah, there he is. He got fat for that movie, too. Wow. Yeah. That was a fucking great movie. That movie makes me want to do drugs. Oh God. May she want to do drugs and go to Vegas? Oh, fun fucking times. Benicio del Toro. He was also the Werewolf. Did you ever see him in the Wolfman? Love. You can see him looking in his eyes right there and tell he was. He was good in the Wolfman. The Wolfman was kind of a Cornball movie. It was like a combination of CGI and like real, like, Rick Baker style makeup, which is pretty cool, but the Wolfman. He never saw it?

57:41No. Find the scene where Benicio del Toro transforms into the Werewolf. Because there's a scene when they've got em bolted down to a chair in an operating room. And these, give me some volume on this. Because these dudes, they think he's insane. And once Mr. Talp has witnessed that the full moon holds no sway over him, but he remains a perfectly ordinary human being. He will have taken his first small step down the long road to mental recovery. There's a way I won't ever get that close. And that's good. A suffered quite traumatic personal experiences. He witnessed his mother's health mutilation.

58:33His young mind, unable to accept it, created a fantastical truth that his father is to blame. That his father is little amongst them. That nickel is cage? No. Your father is not a werewolf. You will not be bitten by a werewolf. You will not be come a werewolf. Any more than I will sprout wings and fly out of that window. Oh. I thought he did medicine back then in a theater. No, weird. So he did operations. Wow. The Talboot has something to say to us. No sedatives.

59:24He's got something to say to them.

59:32Speak up, Miss Talboot. Forgive me, but we can't hear you. You will pour on tonight. I will kill all of you. Wow. Yes, miss. As you can see, like countries do something on it. It seems optimized existing. You'll be somewhere in the deep real me. Uh oh.

1:00:15Oh, man. Oh, man.

1:00:21Ooh.

1:00:29That's badass. It's a great scene. The movie is, eh, but this scene is fucking dope.

1:00:55Wow.

1:01:24Oh. Oh, dang. Oh, look at that pervert, huh? The David Spade.

1:01:49Oh.

1:02:07That's crazy, man. It's a good scene. Yeah, it is really good. But you see, he was like kind of half goofy. Yeah. It was like half a werewolf, half a fucking man, some CGI. Like this is CGI. That was good, though. I thought. It's pretty good. It looks really good for what time period was this? This was a few years ago. Oh, okay. This is like 2011, 2010. Do you remember Swamp Thing? Yeah. I forgot about Swamp Thing. I used to read the comic books. Really? I never knew what it was. DC Comics Swamp Thing. Did in our area people were so excited because it was Louisiana. You know, people were like, oh, fuck yeah, dude.

1:02:47The Swamp is back, you know. People like, we got this, we can do it. We could do it. We're heroes now. Yeah, you could see people's dad's telling them, don't you want to be like Swamp Thing? Really? Yeah, like people were just, that was the big hero of Louisiana. If it were fired up. There was a movie Swamp Thing, wasn't it? I'm Google and now there's a bunch of recent stuff. I can't tell. Really? Yeah, here on YouTube, there's a... That was the old movie. Yeah. It seems this is four years ago DC Universe Original. Oh, I think that's animated. That was the one it looks like I think. West Craven.

1:03:19But I don't know if that's someone just typed his name in the get. I think West Craven did direct the Swamp Thing. Something was good, though. Not long ago in the unexplored regions of an unmap Swamp, the creative genius of one man collided with another's evil dream and a monster was born. And Louisiana was back on the map. Yeah, West Craven. Swamp Thing. I like to dream of... Don't, don't, don't, don't. I ride with Venus on the sheet. Yeah, I'll be a sick. And Swamp Thing is riding a truck. I'll be a sick. I'll be a sick. I'll be a sick. I'll be a sick. Did you ever interview Willie Nelson? No, I would love to interview Willie Nelson.

1:03:58I don't think I interview people. I think I just talked to them. That's a good point, yes, all right. You ever just talked to him? No, it's okay. But being people has said that, like, about, I love your interview. And I'm always like, yeah, I mean, kind of. Sort of. It's really just a conversation. Well, some people I think if you're curious on information from them, then you want to ask them more things like about that they know about that you don't know about. Oh, yeah, for sure. Like if I'm talking to Michiel Kaku or, you know, a quantum physicist or something. I ask questions. I'm essentially interviewing them.

1:04:28And especially it's something that I really have no understanding of. Yeah. Yeah, but for the most part, I'm just talking to people. Yeah. Which is, like, takes a lot of pressure off, too. Because they're like, what's the subject you want to cover? I'm like, I don't know. Let's just talk. Yeah. Some people weird it out by that, you know, like you and I, it's like, we know each other so long. We have to talk about what we're going to talk about. We just get in here and start rolling. Yeah, it's a little easier, too. I think it gets easier, too, when you've been in here before. Yeah. It's weird when you see people the first time.

1:04:55And you see them lock up and they're nervous and I'm, and I'm always just like, I'm going to hold your hand. We're going to get through this. I'm going to get you 20 minutes in and you're going to not even know you're here. Have you had people that really locked up? Yeah. Yeah. I've had people get real nervous and you see them breathing funny and they can't talk that good because they can't get breath, you know. And but it's, it's okay. I always just like, let's calm this thing down. Yeah. We're going to be all right. It's pretty normal. I think some people try something new. But it's just weird, the numbers.

1:05:27That's what weird people out, the numbers of humans, that freaks people out. Like, you can't, it's hard to just be yourself in front of millions of people. Yeah. But you can't. And you do it. I do it. We do it. Yeah. You can just be yourself. You are the same fucking dude. If you and I are going, having dinner somewhere or we're at a comedy club or if we're here. Yeah. Some people can't do that. They have to like put on a persona when they're, they're talking, you know, they get weirded out. Yeah, I think sometimes that's interesting. Like, do you find that when you're doing podcast? I find, I think sometimes I'm like, which me is kind of showing up more today.

1:06:09I'm like, that might sound a little fucking. Oh, no, I know what you mean by that. But like, am I like a little agitated today? Am I feeling like goofy? Am I have, you know, kind of what's going on? Am I a little curious today? Am I a little like inquisitive? You know, just which part of me is kind of at the surface sometimes at the moment, you know? I had a revelation the other night that I forgot about. I was on mushrooms. And I closed my eyes and I realized that in certain circumstances, when I'm healthy, when everything's going great, I have a very specific frequency. It's a different frequency.

1:06:47And this weird revelation that I had while I was high told showed me this. It was like, it was almost like a lesson that I was learning. And it was like, here's you now. You're very healthy. You just, I had an IV vitamin drip that day. I'd worked out. I did the cold plunge. Did the sauna. No conflicts. No problem in my personal life. No problem in my business life. Everything was beautiful. And I had this like, and then it showed me there's times where you don't have that, where you're irritable, where you're tired, where you're sick, where you're hurt. There's all these different frequencies that you have.

1:07:27And it made me realize like, you think about your health and you think about like how you feel and whether or not you're present. You think it is just like, it's better to just be this way. But you don't realize that you're achieving a certain frequency. I was achieving a certain frequency at that moment and I realized like this is attainable. And this is what I should strive for. And then I could stay at this frequency. But one of the things that it was telling me is that don't drink. It was like, right when I was there, it was like don't drink. Because if you're drinking right now, you're going to kill this frequency.

1:07:57It's going to dull it. Like you might have less inhibitions, but it will dull this frequency. Wow. It was very interesting. It was like one of them weird mushroom moments. Yeah. Where the mushroom was like, hey, this is probably something you should think about. I don't think you think about it this way. You just indulgent. You know, you do this, you do that. You have a slice of pizza, you eat a meatball sub. What's going on with your overall energy when you do that? You really want your energy to be at the best possible state. But you don't think about it that way. Right. But we, yeah, you don't think about it exactly like that way.

1:08:30But we do think about it in ways like our attitude. We have little words we used to describe like kind of like elements of it, I guess. Yeah. But I wonder in the future if there will be a way that we can measure whatever that frequency is. Sometimes it feels like we're kind of primitive in the understand and the like the quantifying of, like we take our temperature, you know, like just in things that we blood pressure. Yeah. And in little things that we used to evaluate as sometimes, I feel like we're on a plane that feels really old sometimes. Like there should be like another plane where we start to met.

1:09:06Like is there a number for what my frequency is today because you kind of feel that it's like where you operate at. And there are things you can do to keep like I keep ear plugs in now for like the first hour and a half of my day, right? And it just keeps a lot of excess like noise in the day. The first hour and a half. Yep. Keep some out. I'm able to go through the things that I want to go through at home. So how do you do when you wake up? You just put them in? I keep them in. I sleep with them in. Do you? Yep. You sleep with earphones. Your plugs in. Yeah. I think I've heard everything that you can hear at night.

1:09:40You know, for a while I was scared I was going to miss something or something happened. But I think it's like, dude, I'm not. They're not doing anything new at night that I wouldn't have. And I wouldn't be able to just imagine is going on. Yeah, I don't think there's a new invention of nighttime activities. Yeah. So I got them in. And I'll keep them in, man. And I'll go through like my morning routine. And it's like, what is your morning routine? I pray right when I wake up. Do you have a specific prayer? Yep. Just a serenity prayer. You know, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, encourage the change of things I can, the wisdom to know the difference.

1:10:15And then sometimes I do like one other prayer and then I read like these couple of pages of like that, give me like a help me to look at my day from afar. Like what am I going to do today? So that helps me like have a little bit more of a plan for my day. Even if it's not a strict plan, it's like at least I'm looking at my day instead of feeling like my day is just like happening to you. Yes. And so that, those little things like that help me. And then I'll do 10 minute meditation. And then I do 10 minutes where I just write just whatever is going on in my head. And do that every day? Yep. How long have you been doing that?

1:10:52I've been doing that probably pretty solid for I would say.

1:10:59Well, maybe three months, but I've done pieces of that for probably five years. What would started all that out? Going to get doing sober stuff like you get into that some of that world, you know? But it's, but I think also just like seeing how meditation gives me a little bit detached from myself. So then I'm not like just clinging to everything that happens. So it doesn't affect me immediately. Something can happen. And there's a little bit of space between me and whatever is happening. And that gives me a chance to look at it or manage a little bit more comfortably. Yeah, that's a problem with getting caught up in the momentum of your day.

1:11:37I do find myself in that spot sometimes. I don't have that specific routine as you do, but maybe it's a good idea. Yeah. For me, I need it. Some people they can operate differently. You know, I think for me, it helps to have a little bit of what's going on. I remember watching this Kobe Bryant interview where he's talking about the first ten minutes of every day when he wakes up. He meditates ten minutes every day. So he has like a clear path forward from the day. He gets his day started off with the right mindset. And that dude was all about mindset. Yeah. Mama mindset, you know, that dude is like the, he was the embodiment of hard work and discipline, you know, and accomplishment.

1:12:15And that was his way of starting out of every day. Yeah, that's, I think, yeah, I think it also gives me something. I kind of look forward to it a little bit the more I do it. I look forward to that time that I spend, but I'll leave those ear plugs in and until I have to take them out. Really? Until like something comes along. Do you live in a noisy place? I live in sometimes a place that has some noise. You live in a apartment or a house? Yeah. And I have a house in Nashville, but I have an apartment. Still my old apartment in Los Angeles. Yeah, it's a little noisy. Yeah, I guess it's noisy. LA's noisy.

1:12:47You can always hear something. You can hear somebody. How often do you go back? Do that one? Like four months out of the year. Do you get sad? Let me think what I get. There's things that I miss. You know, I miss at the store missing like Coco Diaz. Yeah, you know. Yeah, yeah. The store. Yeah, you walk up on him and his eyes light up, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I love about the club that we have, that sign that says get it together bit. Yeah, it's funny. It's Joey. Yeah. Oh, that's who says that. Yeah, Joey used to always say that to us. He was so happy when he saw that. Oh, that's cool, dude.

1:13:24Oh, that's awesome. Because that was like his thing. Yeah. You were about to go on stage, he was firing you up, like get it together, bitch. Let's go. Rock these motherfuckers. Oh, yeah. There's something about you that like, bro, he came in a town at murder. Did he? He only wanted to do one set. He was supposed to do two shows. He's so funny, man. He's like a reluctant killer. Because he hasn't been doing that much stand up, you know, because he's living in New Jersey. And it was a seven o 'clock show. He goes, I'll do the 10. I'll do the 10. I go, the fuck outta here. You're here, man. I go, go up, go up.

1:13:57And he went up and fucking lit those people on fire. The pop that he got, it was just like the pop that you got. But even maybe even a little crazier. The pop when Joey got on stage, he was like, oh, yeah. Because he's only been there once. Oh, it's like seeing Santa. Yeah, that's how they did what you're pale too. Where brook should be up at the club the first time. They weren't fucking apes shit. They couldn't believe it. How was that? How was Dave Chappelle here? How was this really? Oh, dude, I remember watching Joey Diaz. He's the, I would find myself when his music could come on. Yeah. Whatever.

1:14:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whenever that would come on, I would literally, without even doing it, I would be out of my seat. Yeah. I would be so excited. He's the most watched comic by other comics. Mm. Interesting. I would imagine. Don't you think? Like if you knew that Joey was going up in the OR, you'd go and have a seat in the bank. Always. Yeah, because you're going to see something, you know? Some crazy shit's going to happen. Yeah. He's all fired up. He's not like that. He's going to say the words were not supposed to say. It's on 500 milligrams of edibles.

1:15:04Bro, when he went down, I went over there. And it was him and Lee Siyet, you know, when he's got Lee over there. Like, and he would just like, Lee's on like 70th, the flying Jew. He turned Lee Siyet into a fucking total edible head. Oh, dude, Lee was a fine. He was falling asleep while he was producing the show. He's producing the show. This video of it of him producing the show. He's producing Joey's show. He's on his house. Oh, well, here's what I'm called. But at one time, I get there and I was like, hey, I think I hear a little whistling in the headphones. And Lee's like, oh, let's try to figure it out.

1:15:38So Lee's like trying to figure it out by the end. He's eating so many edibles. But he was literally sitting there. He's like, it was him. It was him by the end. In the beginning, it was it was some other thing. But we started recreating. Is all we manifested our own destiny, bro. What do you got a video of him fall asleep? Sleep. Sleep. I just saw that. I just saw that. I just saw that. I guess he saw the devil. You got to shake them all. Shake them up. Shake them up. Shake them up. Shake them up. Well, Lee's sying up with the devil right there. Yeah, bro, he tortured people. Oh, you smoked. Dude, one time we were just a friend of breaks.

1:16:26We did some LSD, right? We were children, right? And so we went to the waffle house because it was open, you know? Like when you were on drugs, you were a kid. You basically like that's the downside of having any place that stays open all night. It's like people are going to come there. We're all on drugs. No one's over at waffle house. Right? So we get there, dude. And we're in there. And my buddy starts laughing so hard. He's like kind of convulsing a little bit. My buddy Scott and the waiter was a black gentleman and a gay guy. And we never seen a gay black dude, right? So anyway, he starts doing the Heimlich maneuver on my buddy, right?

1:17:03And he wasn't choking. He was just losing his shit because he was so fucking geeked up on LSD, right? So proud. Dude, dude, the Heimlich is not even fucking showing. Did you tell him he wasn't choking? I couldn't speak. I was laughing. So fucking awkward.

1:17:26It was so real. He was scared. Ah, ah, ah, ah. How did he figure out that your buddy wasn't chipped around? I think I disappeared and just woke up in the sixth grade. But man, I just said, we laughed so fucking hard. These guys try to give you a Heimlich. Oh my God. It was so much fun doing drugs when you didn't know what was going to happen. It was scary, but it was exciting, you know? Jamie, did you put another one of these down because I threw the other one? There was a, I asked to find another one out there and apparently that has some power in it, but I don't know. It's not new, I know that.

1:18:06Give it a whiff. Do you have a beverage on this? You came to that I can have it? What was you like? Uh -uh, it's got nothing. Another one? Throw that away to them. I'm not that hard -headed or maybe I want something that's gonna fucking teach me. Oh, that's the one. That's the one. There's coffee on the table if you want some coffee. There is something else. You want a kill clip? That just wants something, yeah. You want a kill clip? Yes. Can we get a couple of kill clips? Yeah, man. Oh. It was so cool to see Ron. Why didn't talk to him last night? Oh, man, he's the best. Probably walk in, yeah.

1:18:40He's in there. Tom's the gear is in there. I put a little bit on that. I felt like I'm gonna have one more. I'm gonna have one more. One more. God. You know I'm gonna add it because I know I look forward to this. I look forward to it too. Yeah. Am I? I mean, a little bit. Probably. I'm a functional addict or something. Yeah. If you're an addict, dude, you've redesigned it because you're doing good at it. Yeah. I feel like it can be done. Yeah, you got this. I feel like there's certain addictions that could be managed. Yeah. You've had one of these, right? Yeah, they're great. Yeah, this is my own.

1:19:16Oh, yeah. You got your own. So does is you have a lot of sun. You're right. Yeah, Israel, it has a kiwi one. Yeah. It's nice. I talked to this guy one time on the phone. He's a really nice guy. Oh, he's the best. John's the best. And we got a new one coming out with a compilation, a collaboration with me and Camines. It's a spicy cherry called Elkblood. Ooh, nice boy. Good, dude. He came, Randy. We went through like, I had to go through like seven or eight versions to get to this. This is perfect, which I think is like the perfect flavor. This one is a pineapple, like a spicy pineapple. It's like pineapple with a little bit of jalapeno in there.

1:19:57It's a very addictive drink. Yeah, I like having me a little something. I didn't have any caffeine all day today because I wanted to wait until I had so many here. You know? You manage that? Yep, I was like, I'm waiting till I get in there. And it's going to be exciting. Yeah. I'm going to have it when I get in there. What's the most time you've ever spent off a caffeine? 30. I would say 30 days. I had a Michael Pollan on. And he was explaining, hey, took, I think he took like three months. Is that what he said? Something like that? Three months off a caffeine. And he said when he had it, it was like a psychedelic experience.

1:20:28Wow. It's like it's so different when your body's not accustomed to caffeine. And you have it. It's like, you have this insane feeling of bliss. It's like it's really wild. Yeah. Well, we were doing that, remember I used to do those VATES, remember? Mm -hmm. And right now, I got with those of me too. To addictive. And I didn't like it. Yeah. And it made me tired. It goes tired. Oh, I have a cup of weight. Yeah, and you start to shut down the lever. Yeah. But the first hit is magic. Oh. The first hit, I take a big profit and be like, oh, like everything just washes over. You feel so relaxed. Yeah.

1:21:04It's brain cells dying. Mm. It's like, it's like, it's getting stupider where everything's going to be okay. Because I feel like the more smart you are, the more you take into account all the possibilities and all the variables and all the things can go wrong. But one hit of that vape and you're like this. Oh, yeah. But then I was always chasing that dragon. Yep. And then later on the night I noticed I'd be hitting it and nothing would happen. I'd be like, what am I doing here? Yeah, I couldn't, I think we did Esco bars or whatever. Oh, and then one time I went into a place and a lady's like, this is the strongest one they got.

1:21:37This bitch is the strongest. She's like, every hit is like smoking five cigarette. That was just how you look. And then she would fucking hit it. And no joke her hair would curl, dude. Smokes coming out of her ears. Yeah, like that. This bitch like hitting five cigarette. She fucking hit that bitch, boy. Yeah, I haven't fucked with the vape since quite a while. But friends have still hit him all the time. And you see like, oh, I see that. I see that little demon that's in your body. I'm about six days off right now and I'm really battling, yeah. Oh, your battle is still? Yeah, I don't want to see somebody with one.

1:22:14That's the tough moment for me. Yeah, you just want to grab it. Give me a little bit of that. Yeah. So last night, I didn't see anybody with one. I took a couple of puffs off the cigarette though. I hadn't had that in a few years. That was fun. What made you quit the vape? I didn't, it keeps me up. It keeps me just rattling, you know? Like everything you're seeing. You ever think your car is still going and you push it and it's off? Right. Like that. Yeah, you just up. Yeah, my thing's still going. End of the late. And you're up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm fucking up, dude. It's also like, it can't be good for you.

1:22:50All that oil, that mist, and you would eat, like sometimes you'd feel it in your throat. Yeah. The throat would get all dry and fucked up because it's irritated from all the oil. Like, what is in there? Like, what's Google Esco bars? Like, what are the ingredients? Like, what's the oil they use? I mean, that is very good. Now, if you're running across the border, if you are doing long, like if you are long distance cycling or something, I think have one on you. Propeying glycol, a vegetable glycerin, natural and artificial flavors, and nicotine. All right. But what is that? Is that bad for you?

1:23:28That's got to be bad for you. Is the additive safe? It's a synthetic food additive that belongs to the same chemical group as alcohol. It's colorless, odorless, slightly syrupy, generally recognized as safe by the US Food and Drug Administration. Yeah. I don't believe those people, though. FDA can, they're all encodes. FDA considers the average daily dietary intake of 23 milligrams per kilogram of body weight to be safe for persons 2 to 65 years of age. Maybe. But what about vaping it? Google vaping is vaping propane. That even was from 2008, and I don't think that was just that then. Oh, vaping didn't exist then?

1:24:062008. Do you remember people doing it back then? I don't think so. I remember they had those little brick vapes. I used to huff gas and stuff, but that was different. See if you can Google propane glycol safe, is propane glycol safe for, safe for vaping. Oh, I'll tell you what's not safe is doing a, you get the right hand sanitizer and you do a couple huffs on that shit. You huff a hand sanitizer? Yeah, the good stuff. Scroll back up to the top, was it say the top? This is both propane glycol, and vegetable glycerin are considered safe to use in vaping products, but some users may find one or the other preferable due to personal preference.

1:24:45I'm not considering this website. Pod salt? Yeah, that's why I wasn't even going for it. What is that? I have no idea. Okay. I was trying to find something that seemed more like a, more like a, vaping. It may, it's a lead to lung inflammation. Oh, yeah. Oh, click, click that. Your attention, eyes and throat. Mm. Well, definitely throat. It definitely irritates your throat. Did you find it irritated your throat? Yeah, sometimes. Yeah. Vaping, propylene glycol and vegetable glycerin may lead to lung inflammation. But the thing is it's like, how much are you doing? That's the thing with all these.

1:25:21Like, do you know those, what are those called feel free? Those little kava and, um, cratum drinks. There's a lawsuit about them now. Do you know what those are? Ron White brought a bunch of the club. Those things. Not those four locus, huh? No, no, no, no, no. It's a tiny little drink like a tonic. And it has kava and, uh, also cratum. Oh, I saw him with that last night. Yeah. Yeah. Boy, you, I don't know what's going on with those things. What that does, but you drink a half of one of those. You're not supposed to drink a full one. So it's drink a half one, huh? Why don't they make it in smaller dosage?

1:25:57So it's a single serving because it's only that big. Yeah, because it's hard to judge. Also, I can't read without my glasses on like that little tiny, what writing. I'm not going to read. This is two servings. You know, like when you get a like a monster energy drink or something like that. Yeah, I'm having all two servings. The fuck off. Yeah, do these things? Yeah. I'm having fucking both of them. Is it one can? Then it's one serving. Yeah. I'm not sharing this. Fuck is wrong with you. So if you give me one of those. I'm just going to share this. I'm going to share this. Go to those lit it with a buddy, dude.

1:26:24Yeah. What are you doing? Slurping on your lips. You're going to put a little cop on top of it and fucking pour a buddy, so. I'm seeing. I would if it was only one for the two of us. And we're both thirsty. We're both thirsty. Very rarely. But listen for a specific brand name. I'm seeing some interesting results. Maybe if you're like a tea or something. The live free thing. I just typed in a, I just typed in Kava, Craterm drink. Yeah, but just Google Live Free because this one very specific. What I'm bringing up is there's a lawsuit because this one dude, they were getting them at 7 -11 and a bunch of different places.

1:26:55And this one dude was an alcoholic and a drug addict, I guess. And he was clean and sober and started drinking these things and went off the deep end. And he was drinking 10 a day, which is crazy. That's 20 doses a day. You're not supposed to have more than two in a day. Two doses, we'd mean one bottle. That's more than you're supposed to have an entire day. Damn. This dude was down in 10 a day. Oh my God. So he was going against any guidelines that they had. Yeah. So it wasn't a look at it. Yes, that's exactly what it looks like. So what I'm finding out is it's not, Craterm is not listed on it, but what they found, well, it gets it is here, but what they found it wasn't, I guess maybe wasn't being sold that way.

1:27:35It was being sold as a Kava drink that had Craterm in it and people didn't know had Craterm in it. Yeah. Well, I've read varying accounts as to how much Craterm is in it. I don't think Craterm is necessarily dangerous, but I do know that some people abuse it. For sure. Recovery alcohol, it's Sue's wellness drink firm for getting him hooked on 10 of its feel free Kava drinks a day that left him hospitalized because they contained addictive morphine like substance, Craterm. Wow. Yeah. Ten of Diet Cokes is a lot. But whose fault is the guy, the guy, I mean, who's his fault? Yeah, it's his fault. It's his fault.

1:28:13It's his fault. Ten of days is his fault. But the thing is, I think what he's saying is they didn't say there was Craterm in it. Oh, totally. But it doesn't say, I don't even think it says on the website that Craterm's in it. I'm pretty sure I googled the website. Go Google the live free website and see if it even says Craterm on the website. And a lot of the Chinese, I think, are hopped up on this, right? Are they? I think so. I know a lot of addicts like it. Craterm, I believe, is a popular and a lot of, and the far east. Well, it's pretty popular everywhere. So, here's, let's see what it says is in there.

1:28:50So, this is the stuff. What does it say is in there? Does it give you a list of ingredients? Classic tonic. Feel free tonic. This one says Craterm's in it, right there. Okay. That's the classic. And then there's another one. This one, yeah. Carvo Colnutt, Lyons main. Oh. So, there's a feel free tonic. And then there's the classic tonic. So, the classic tonic is the one that we got. So, what does it say in there? What does it say the ingredients are? I'd rather magic mind if you had that. Yeah, that's a mushroom. That's a pretty good. It's a neutropic. It has Lyons main is good. Lyons main is good for cognitive function.

1:29:28But when it comes to actual neutropics that help, okay, here it goes. Carva, cratum, so the cratum, total alcohol, it's alcohol. So it's mostly Carva and a little bit of cratum. It's 34 milligrams. I heard a joke one time this guy. This is the worst joke I've ever heard. You want to hear it? I wouldn't love to. This guy goes, hey, you know why you should take Carva? What? Be Carva. Wow. Pretty bad, huh? Did you keep hanging out with that dude? I never, I just remember that. Yeah, that's a dumb one. But those drinks, whoo, those put you in a nice place. Whatever the fuck that is in there. But like I knew a dude, well, what do you mean the feel freeze?

1:30:14Yeah. See I didn't have one man. I'm trying to think of what I had mostly. I do diet coke. Yeah, those feel freeze are basically a drug. So do you recommend it, you think? Maybe I'll try one tonight. Oh, no, no, no. Everybody in the club is a little wary of them. Some of the guys have read the class action lawsuit. But sometimes you got to go into those things and find out what is really going on with these, you know, like when you find out the guy was taking 10 a day. And then also you find out the guy was an addict. And he goes, well, what kind of a man? Like how far gone? What was he a guy with disappears for three months and came back with bloody face?

1:30:45And right, you know, like who knows? Yeah, we had a roommate that you see all these breathments, you know? And he would stack like those out toys. He'd get a big stack of them. And he would always kind of show off how many he could stack in between his team. You know? And then, but he would go out and get drunk at night and come in the morning. He'd be like on the sofa just like in a bloody suit. Like he'd be in a suit with just fucking. He looked like a reservoir dog. Some people live in alternative realities occasionally. They just like they get fucked up and then they go away. And then they come back and they have to piece together with the fuck happen to them.

1:31:22One shoe on, fucked up knee. What's wrong with my hand? How can my can't hear?

1:31:32It's like some people just go so hard. God, dude, I'm almost, do you get jealous of those people sometimes? I'm jealous of those people. Look at this. Kava does Kava feel exanis. It's found that Kava's significant relieves, significantly relieves anxiety with mild to no side effects. Several studies have found that Kava extract is comparable to antidepressants and benzodiazepines. Yeah, but doesn't cop, that's Dave Asperger though. Doesn't Kava also cause liver problems? Google that. Does Kava negatively affect your liver? Because I think Kava has an effect, especially at high doses, that is similar to alcohol.

1:32:16More than 100 cases of liver toxicity related to the use of Kava have been identified. Some leading to liver transplant and some leading to death as people have died from Kava. People have died from ice cream too. There are many reasons for liver damage. For one, Kava depletes glutathione, a chief antioxidant within the liver. Oh, interesting. But I wonder if you like take it with glutathione. It's like Kava bars in Austin, I just found out. Interesting. We should do a field trip, huh? Go to the Kava bars. Go Kava bar hopping. Yeah. It is. But whatever is in that feel free is like, whoa, that's a nice feeling.

1:32:54I'm going to have to try a little bit tonight, I think. Yeah. I was just a little wary of it when everybody at the club got nervous. So I had to start doing a deep dive, like, what's in it? What's, what are people worried about? What's this lawsuit? What's the class action lawsuit? How do you feel when you drink it? Very loud. Just wants to dance in. Yeah. I like it. I don't think it's bad. I don't feel, I always just judge like, how do I feel? How do I feel after? Yeah. And after I feel fine, I feel fine. Like, there was no hangover. Like, there's many times where I feel good because I had a few tequila.

1:33:26And then get up at the morning, I'm like, oh, you fucking idiot. You know, a little bit of a headache, dragging my ass. And then I get in the cold plunge and I just feel like an idiot. It's hard to get back to, back to even. Yeah, it's hard to get back to even. Oh, good. I used to do something that I would do so much cocaine. My freaking haze would dry out. And look at your grinding. You're thinking about it. Oh, dude. Yeah. Fucking, ah. I remember how I had to lick my hands and then rub it into my eyes. Whoa. So that I could even blink well. Jesus. I was getting dehydrated boy. That's deep. You go deep, huh?

1:34:00Oh, dude. But you got dude. You go deep with whatever the fuck you're doing. Let's go. I like to get right on the fucking. I like to be a peeping Tom if I can. I'll watch your whole family eat dinner. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. I used to love that shit. I'm coke. Huh? I'm coke. On anything. Boy, I fucking love to watch a family eat from the distance. The audio of you and I talking about how addictive vapes are. That has been used on so many different TikTok videos and and reels. How addictive it is. I didn't want to do it too far, but you were just have you ever heard of this thing called frogging spell of the pH?

1:34:38Mm -hmm. No, no, you heard it was the thing. So it's a it's like an online community. I mean, there's probably a website. People try to live in your house without you knowing about it. Oh, that's a good way to die. Hahaha. I guarantee that doesn't take place much in Texas. Hahaha. That's true. Yeah, I think that's a San Francisco game. Yeah, I don't I don't buy that. Dude, one time I had a babysitter and they had they found a guy under their bed in their house. And what a scary thing. Oh my God. She came up to stairs and she could see under the bed because the bedroom door was open when she walked up the stairs and she saw a guy under there.

1:35:17Oh Jesus, what do they do? Call the police and he was mentally unwell. So they had to. Yeah. Hahaha. It's not like these have really have their shit together. They're hiding under kids beds. It's true. Hahaha. He was mentally unwell. Hey, can you keep it down? I got to be up now. I got to be at work and tell you what. Mentally unwell. Let's like it hasty here. Let's not label the guy. Yeah, he was doing a little bit of frogging. Yeah. Whatever, whatever. But I love how we're in a space now, Joe, where people breaking and living in people's houses is just like a new. I get it. As I'm learning into an article about it, this makes a whole lot of sense because I've lived in a place where it's explaining.

1:35:56It says it happened at Ohio State. So just giant houses where 14 people are living together and they've been out all day long and someone can like sneak into a room and you just think it's a friend if you saw them in the hallway, baby. Oh, that's a little bit different. Slightly different thing. I'm not breaking enough. Well, why do they name it frogging? That. Yeah. So it's not like I eat and flies and stuff and hiding in your wall. Because they go from place to place. It's sometimes it's like. Oh, okay. Hopping into it, yeah, as much as they can. Victims often sense something is a miss, but easily doubt themselves and hesitate to seek help.

1:36:26Yeah, I don't know. At least at first. Not me, bro. I'll be clear in that house. Locked and loaded. I probably have a vest on. I'll probably fucking Velcro a vest on and go clear that fucking house. I'll be just ask everybody if they live there or not. How do you not know if somebody lives with you? Because they sneak in around. They're like sleeping in closets and shit. They'll fucked up all day. They're 20 year old kids. They're dumb shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm talking about like a regular house, like your house. Yeah, if somebody was sleeping, I did think there was somebody in the attic for walkers I would hear things sometimes, like little settling, but I went up there and there's nothing.

1:37:01Probably rats. Yeah, it could have been. Yeah. I'm trying to think of what else has been going on. The other thing I saw last night, the American glider's documentary, start on the SPN. Yeah. Have you seen any of it or anything? Well, dude, I was around when American gladiators was huge. So this is the guy that created it or has found it. The documentary is very interesting because this guy who is credited as the creator, I think. He's not very forthcoming and honest with everything and he won't answer the guy's questions a lot, which is kind of strange. He made a good documentary about it and not all the gladiators would come talk about it.

1:37:35He's very open about the like I didn't pay them and if they wanted to leave, go ahead and leave. Wow. What? The American gladiators didn't get paid. They were making $25 ,000 for 52 episodes they said. Oh. What? Yeah. Two shows a day. That's what they get into in this is like how big the marketing got. There was 13 million viewers I think at one point per show. He crushed it with all the heat minutes. He made it. And he paid them nothing. He's a shit. Never getting hurt. Oh really bad. One of the guys was a big one to show how bad he is right now he's walking around. He can't feel half of his limbs.

1:38:05Seven hundred feet discs. Oh my god. Remember they have names like it was like fierce. Yeah. Ice cube. Thunder. Now it's like a barnacle. Latharji. They're all in wheelchairs. Didn't they bring American gladiators back in one point? But the thing I find interesting about this guy is he started off his career as an Elvis personator which is why he looks a little bit like Elvis. He doesn't look like anything like Elvis. He doesn't fly Elvis. But that's the best with Elvis. That could have been part of it. He could be putting on about how much he got. Been burned. It's a very interesting documentary.

1:38:43I'll just say it that I. Oh you mean he might have been lying about how much money he made. He's lying about a lot of stuff and the guy who's making it asks him and you can hear him asking him. He's like and he just sort of stops it. I'm not going to talk about that. He looks like a low level MMA promoter. That's what he looks like. He looks like one of those guys. Our guys could take on the UFC's best champions any day of the week. Yeah. He's one of those guys. That's what he looks like. Yeah. That guy definitely looks maybe a little bit like a sneaky guy. Oh he definitely looks sneaky. I'm trying to think of the first sneaky guy I ever met.

1:39:18The first sneaky guy you ever met? Yeah. You really can go back that far? Oh yeah. And you met somebody like Otter sneaky. Sneaky. Well you mean a lot of them. You mean a lot of them. A lot of them. A lot of comedy business. A lot of club owner business. You ever been ripped off by a club? Dude there was a club where I felt bad that people didn't come and they I was like you guys can pay me and they paid me less. I remember. Cause no one was there. You said they could. Yeah. That's not a robbery. That's a deal. Yeah. You're right. You're a nice guy. You're trying to help out the club and you feel bad.

1:39:52You made him that deal. Get another hip for that. Feel better. Like.

1:39:58Oh Jesus you went in deep. You got your nostrils right up to the. Give me that. I like that. Why don't you be out there on your own? Oh yeah. I'm talking about him. Hunting. We will go hunting. You want some of this Jay? I remember. You remember? Oh that's all you need. I don't I can't remember. I just did a 10 seconds ago. Oh. Oh. You sound like a guy crying in the 40s. I guess dog. Oh. Oh, dear. I'm going to miss you. Oh. Oh my god. Dude, do you think like do you ever think like the what do you think? Remember we were talking about like frequencies like there could be other ways to evaluate what's going on with us.

1:40:43Do you think we'll ever get like new ways to look at our like to quantify ourselves and how we're feeling instead? Yeah. I think so with science. Yeah. I think with new innovation and technology that probably develop ways to recognize the amount of energy that your body has. Because like some people are just they have energy. Like what is it like I always think of that like I switch to a back to the carnivore diet. You know, I go back and forth and that and for the most part I eat mostly meat and fruit and some vegetables. That's like most of my diet occasionally I go crazy like we were in the Bronx.

1:41:22We went to the Italian deli and these giant sandwiches is amazing. But that's a rare deviation of my path. But I had this moment. I guess it was about two weeks ago. I was like you know what the best I ever felt like literally the best I ever felt all throughout the day was when I was on the carnivore diet. Let me go back to that. Let me see what that's like. And one of the things that I saw like immediately for seven eight days I ate nothing but meat and eggs and fat and bacon and nothing else. I mean nothing I was a real strict. My brain was working so much better. It was weird. Like I wasn't searching for it was like I had more access to my ability to form sentences to I was thinking clear.

1:42:08It was like it was more effortless to have conversations and I was like this is interesting. This is very interesting because this is not how I normally feel. This is like me at my optimum but I've been able to sustain this multiple days in a row. And I think that a lot of the foods that we eat foods that have preservatives a lot of bread and bullshit and just shitty food your body uses so much resources to process that and it's not real food. It's kind of bad for you right. And so your body is just like overburdened with this extra work. When you eat clean like really I mean you know wild game and fat and beef tallow and all that and eggs.

1:42:50Your body doesn't have any bullshit to process. So your body is less inflammation and you're operating off of ketones essentially for the most part because your body is entering into a ketogenic state. You have just you just feel like even through the whole day. I never felt like at the end of the day like boy I'm tired. There was none of that. So that's mostly on the keto diet. Well it's carnivore diet. But carnivore you must reach periods of ketosis. There's a process called of glucose, neo genesis I believe it is if that's correct. And I think that what that is is when your body consumes only protein your body will convert some of that protein into glucose and then actually could knock you out of a ketogenic state if you eat too much protein.

1:43:45But when you eat like that I mean everybody's different clearly. I know people that functioned very well on a vegetarian diet. Not for me dude. For me lunch. Gluconeogenesis. Take you out of ketosis. A widespread fear surrounding keto is that consuming too much protein made lead to the up regulation of a process called gluconeogenesis and throw you out of ketosis undoing all your hard work. The truth is, gluconeogenesis is essential for our overall health and actually allows us to remain in ketosis. Oh okay. So it's good. So whatever that is that's how I function at my best. So that's how I eat now.

1:44:23Like last night when Dave brought the pizza backstage it looked good. What did you do? I wanted a piece. I was like I'm not eating it. Did you leave the room or anything or what was some of your method you used to stay away from it? I don't really, I don't have to do that. I just go no just not eating it. Did you do a gum or anything to keep yourself busy? No, no, no, I wasn't even itchy. I wasn't itchy. You know, if I had a couple of cocktails I mean I'll probably would have grabbed a slice. Oh fuck you, boy. That's the problem. A couple of cocktails, a couple of tequila's. Oh you got it. Next thing you know I want some pizza.

1:44:53Oh dude, I'll fucking. Yeah, I'll do whatever after that. I think I'm tequila. I think I'm done. I lost five pounds in two weeks and not anything but fat. Just like just immediately my body's whirl. Troubled up. Do you have some fitness goals like at this point in your life you've kind of been through fitness a lot. It's been a big part of your life. Does some of your fitness goals kind of change as you as we get a little bit older do you think? Not for me. No, no because with hormone replacement and all the stuff that I do. Even at 55 my buddy functions essentially the same way I did when I was 30 and I'm not exaggerating like I have no problem doing hard workouts, kettlebells, heavy bag workout jujitsu, injuries or an issue you know with me like I just tweaked my back muscle the other day doing some dead lifts but nothing serious.

1:45:45But as far as like fitness goals is just to maintain this. I know I have an extraordinary level of fitness for my age and I just maintain that. And I think that if you can maintain it that's the key. The real problem with people is they get out of shape and then getting back in shape is very hard. It's a fucking grind. It's a grind. And for me from my mental health man I am not the same person if I don't exercise. You know what that whole thing was like 100 % the frequencies. My I'm at my best as a human being as a friend, as a husband, as a father, as a comedian, as a podcast host, just as a general neighbor as a general person.

1:46:23I'm at my best if I workout. 100 % of the time. I'm less anxious. I don't have any demons. Everything's good. I exercise it all out. It's just like it's like a purge that I have to do. I have to do that purge. And if I don't I don't fucking I don't get that out then I have all this extra. Like all this extra unnecessary angst and weirdness. And I think that's most people man. I mean when I go like I've been injured before where I couldn't do anything for like a week or two and you start getting depressed. You start feeling like shit. You start feeling real dull and sad and like it's not and I think that is a lot of people out there that suffer from depression.

1:47:07In fact they say that exercise is one and a half times more effective than SSRIs for curing depression. Oh in a heartbeat man. If I take my because I take SSRIs and I do exercise. If I take my SSRI I don't feel really anything. I just feel like oh I took my SSRI. But if I go for a run, given today I had to go run a couple of miles. I know I'm going to be on here. I want to like just be in like my I want to have my good energy going. I'm going to go for a run. You know and so yeah I think it I know that it makes me feel better if I do something athletic you know. What SSRI are you taking? I think I'm a lexapro right now.

1:47:45I think the generic one whatever the cheaper one is. You know I think it's um I don't know what it is but it is they say it's fine. You know so I don't know if I believe in but I'm in a fucking taking it. Now I would like to tell I would like to maybe take 30 days off and try ayahuasca again. I feel like I'm getting back around where I would like to do it again you know. Yeah.

1:48:15I would man because I want to fucking feel one to be right up there on nature's fun. I'm on to being there. Eves dropping on nature's nuts boy. I think. God I'll be right up there. Yeah. Would you say boy. He's dropping on nature right up next to it. Oh dude. Oh ayahuasca dude you fucking mother nature you'll be should break out that wiener and you'll be like damn I didn't know mother nature had a wiener you know. Mother nature's got everything. It's powerful dude that ayahuasca stuff is real powerful so I would like to do that again. Dude what is the reason why you take the SSRI's? I think because when I'm off of them something feels wrong.

1:48:54I feel it's a battle. A battle. It's a battle too even if I do running and I do fitness right it's a battle to keep myself even. So instead of dealing with that at a more intense level I choose to take them because it just makes it a little bit easier. I don't think it's taking the easy way out though because if I don't take them and I still do all those things it's hard for me to get to a good baseline. What do you mean by wrong? Like wouldn't you say you feel wrong? I feel like at any moment kind of my feelings can just drop off into like a really surprised low. I don't know where for no reason.

1:49:37Yes. Sometimes with a little bit of motivation to it right or some trigger but it's it a the level that it drops off to it's too much of a drop for me to not get some help. If we're a little bit and it felt manageable that's okay but when it's pretty steep it's like oh man this feels sometimes scary. Yeah I know what you're saying. But it's gotten doing that I was because I've made it a lot better than it had ever been. Neil Brennan basically cured him. Yeah he's only took me to it. Yeah he said it made him much happier. Accured him of like a lot of what he felt like were personality disorders that he had.

1:50:23You know? Like Neil's a great guy. Be very very smart. Very smart. And sometimes you know I wonder about real smart guys they're just always thinking about things and maybe too much about certain things. And you know you just get overwhelmed by thoughts and anxiety and emotions and anxiety is a lot of what anxiety a lot of is fretting about possibilities for a lot of people. You know it's the inability to live in the moment and you fret about anxiety and a lot of it has to do with childhood trauma a lot of it has to do with genetics a lot of anxiety is a weird thing like they think that anxiety whether it's a learn behavior or not you can actually get it from your parents.

1:51:01I don't know why. See what's it I could see that. Can you get anxiety is anxiety genetic Google that. Mama made us anxious. Yeah. Yeah dude sometimes we go get ice cream dude and she would like she's like if she get angry if she gets so angry if we dripped any of it here goes there's clear research showing that anxiety is influenced by genetics in fact expert notice a family connection for anxiety even before they understood how DNA or genes work have you have a close relative with anxiety your chance of developing is about two to six times higher than if you don't. Well I don't know if that's genetic or if it's just like it's a learn behavior.

1:51:37Yeah if your mom is always or your dad is always like they're fucking anxious and you're right. Take them over and they're always fucking tickling you then you're going to fucking feel tickled all the time. If you're always getting fucked with. Yeah yeah something you know bugging you or something even just tickling you with their words. Yeah genetics of generalized anxiety disorder and related traits well for sure mental illness is genetic there's a lot of people that are mentally ill and the children are mentally ill or their families mentally ill or you know it's like it's. Man I used to have a much more ignorant view on mental health because I have my own mental health issues which I'm sure we all do but mine was like just don't be a pussy.

1:52:21Get your work done you feel great and I don't have to take anything and even though I don't have to take anything I'm still doing something to mitigate it I'm doing something every day to work on it and when I don't I do feel it. Right. There's like a lot of people do. So I always wonder maybe those people just aren't doing the work. Maybe they just got up in the morning went running before work or did something before maybe they could get through this and not need a fucking pill. Yeah I don't think that anymore. Interesting yeah I think it's I think yeah there's times where I thought that I'm just not tough enough I'm just not doing enough.

1:52:52I'm not I'm not enough to battle this right. And and then I get to a point where so many times I try to stop taking it and it's like it's too much of a discrepancy that makes things unmanageable to a point where it feels like it's unfair to be that unmanageable to myself. So I get back on it you know and and I don't think it really bothers me or anything like that but yeah it's kind of the same with alcoholism like I thought alcoholism used to just be like somebody drank it and stop drinking or whatever. But there's so much more I mean alcoholism is only disease if we'll tell you you don't have the disease right.

1:53:31That's correct like imagine if you put on like a shirt right but every every couple days a shirt was like guess what you don't have a shirt on. I don't think that's a good analogy. I don't know if it is but it seems like it but that's what alcoholism would tell you you don't have a problem right. You don't have a problem I have another drink. Yeah. Relax. Have another have some more coke. Yeah have another family. Woo. Brian Simpson was telling us he went through a brief period of time where he was doing a lot of Adderall and he said I look a week he said he did a week of Adderall and he said man it's like that shit that shit pulls you in.

1:54:17Really? Yeah yeah he's like that shit pulls you in he goes it makes you focus. He told his fucking hilarious story about he went to jerk off and he had 90 tabs open and he was looking at porn for five hours because he couldn't pick one that he liked the best. I was like you got to talk about that on stage Brian Simpson is so fucking funny. That's like he is so fucking funny. Oh yeah he's great. He is so funny. His way of looking at things is so interesting because he's so thoughtful like when he thinks about things. He's really like he never comes up with a half ass take on things. His take on things is like he's been thinking about it for a long time before he brings it up you know.

1:54:59Yeah I like listening to him there's something really unique about him. Very unique comedy style too. Relaxed and you know punch lines are crisp. Yeah. Love it crisp punch line. Bang. Yeah you're pretty point you're like you're staying in like kind of like a you like to have the things kind of organized. Yeah. Well like that's the best. You also have the disorganized moments you know where you're fucking around like we've got new bits is a lot of disorganized moments. Yeah I was watching you perform last night it was cool. Thank you. Yeah so I mean I saw a lot of those new stuff that I hadn't heard and yeah I got about a half hour on new shit.

1:55:36It was uh yeah there was a couple of things I was laughing at man it was fun. God it was so much fun over there. God it's so fun right. I can't believe you have your own club. Isn't it feel like it's been open forever though? Isn't that feel is it feels weird in there? Well I think some of it because it's been such a journey for you that other people have kind of been on with you in a way. Well also all these guys who had faith in me. Yeah. Who moved out here and moved out here when I didn't even have a club yet and we were all just operating out of the Vulcan but the shows of the Vulcan were so fun.

1:56:08People are like man I think I believe him. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's last night. Come on. It is. Look at that picture. Come on. Louis Dave Tom, Ron Me, Ian, Ian, Theo, Motherfuckin, Vaughan, Asson, Derek. Come on man. Wow. That was a great night. What a show too. What a fucking show. I know dude I can't believe we get to do this for our job. There you are. There you are. There you are. Yeah man. It's the greatest job in the history of the world. David. For us. Look at Tom up there killing it. Dude Ron look at him huh. Murdering. Murdering. I retired. Bitch you ain't retired. You been at my club four days a week.

1:56:47You the fuck off. He had a retirement party. I'm like I am not going to your fucking Fagasy. He had a retirement party. I'm like I am not going to your fucking Fagasy retirement party. I know you Ron White. You're two goddamn good. He's two goddamn good. That guy's never going to quit doing comedy. He's too good. He's too even just listening to him. It's fun. And he comes from a time he has a time period trapped in him. That is on a lot of people don't have it. He's got that rural Texas like a way and a look at the world. You have to have that voice still out there. You know you have to. Well he's a he's a real legend.

1:57:23Oh, we haven't him around the club all the time. It's like it's it's so morale boosting for everybody. I just saw this video. Look at Rob Lilligus. 1989. Give me some of this. You know I was amazed by this. 21 of us took us down there to the Guadalupe River. We had six eyes just full of beans. We floated down that river Drinking Bear for six and a half hours. Not one person had to pee.

1:57:55Now I find that to be remarkable bladder control. I'd like to thank my friends who hadn't pee on themself. I know I would. That was the best thing about tubing or whatever. You could just paddle up to somebody. You don't even know. God, I just pretty sure it is. Just being right next to somebody. There's nothing. Look at it back then. Wow. Look at it back then with the long hair. He's like a hippie. But there's really 90s. Wow. There's nothing better than being in a pool talking to somebody and peeing at the same time. I get point. There's a lot of things better than that. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

1:58:34There's a lot of things. I mean, that's not even in the top cows. I don't know. I don't know. All the good things. The smell of fresh, big bread is better than that. All right, baby, dude. Without even eating it. I mean, yeah. If you got a kitchen or whatever, yeah, but still. I'm saying if you're really just out in the elements, dude, being point blank range, urinating and somebody else's space. That doesn't know it. Do anything good for me? I feel like a terrible person from pissing on somebody. Yeah, you're right. Come on, man. Yeah, yeah. Why are you out there peeing on people? We're better than that.

1:59:09We're better than that. Yeah, we are. Come on, man. Yeah, you're right. We're better than that. You're right. I'm not going to let that affect me. You excited about tonight? Yeah. Let's fucking go. Yeah, I'm excited, dude. I get excited every time I go there. You do? Yeah, I can't believe it's real. Still can't believe it's real. Yeah. When I walk in, I can't believe it's real. Say hi to everybody. Can't believe it's real. All these people are working. Staff. I know. Hi. How's that really doing? Can't believe it's real. You're like, OK. Go upstairs, all the comics are there hanging out. It's a party every night.

1:59:40It's like the best night of your life every night. It's like what we have at the store. Better. It really is. It's crazy. It's the environment. And it's so perfectly set up for standup. And the audiences are so hyped. I mean, you get there at 930. There's a fucking line around the block waiting to get on that 10 o 'clock show. It's nuts. It is exciting, man. I mean, I even just see people excited to be at a club again. It's exciting, you know? Yeah. Well, this town has really embraced it, you know, like because it was a long time that I was, you know, us moving here was a big deal. Yeah. A lot of articles written like this standup comedy has moved to Austin.

2:00:18And then when I said I was going to open up a club, there was like a lot of hype about that. And it was almost better that the first place didn't work out because it took so long before we bought the second place and then started construction. It was a whole year process after that. It was a lot going on. It was like a year and a half of just straight construction. Did you feel at some point like was there ever a point where you're like, I don't know if this is going to work out, but I've already said it's going to. So I have to do it. No. No, because fortunately I had the resources. So it wasn't like, if I was stressed out financially and it was like, I was like, cutting it close, that would have been a, that would have been a different experience.

2:00:58Yeah. This experience was like, what do we got to do? Okay, let's do that. What's the best thing to do? Do that. You know, like when Louis came, Louis CK came and I showed him a club and you fucking loved it. But he gave me all these good suggestions. One of the things he said, the stage in the small room was too big. And it was like, you're right. He's like, yeah, she cut it down four feet on each side. So I got the construction guys over here. It was before we were poor at the cement. So all the rebar was cut and the metal was in place. And I was like, what's it make it smaller? Cut it here and cut it there.

2:01:26And I was like, well, it's going to take more time. Like, yeah, but we got to do it right. Let's do it right. Lower the ceiling, shrink the stage, lower the ceiling in the big room, sound deadening everywhere. Because like a lot of comics like, they like echo in a comic club because it makes the laughs louder. But it also makes it harder to hear what the person's saying. Because all the sound is bouncing around. Yeah, I don't like that. I like it with carpet or, you know, like as much can be absorbed. That's what you want. Yeah. Well, we got now as perfect. Yeah. But Louis, awesome, man. Louis came on my podcast and we had one of the best chats I've ever had with somebody.

2:01:59You told me that the YouTube removed your RFK podcast. Yeah. What happened? They, um, yeah, they said some of the clips were in violation of their medical policies or like, um, like stuff that goes against the WHO, right? Do you know that North Korea just joined the WHO? North Korea has like an executive position on the board of the WHO. See what that is, which is insane. This is literally a country that starves their citizens and the WHO is allowing them. I mean, it's just what, what is the WHO? Like what the fuck? You tell me that Robert Kennedy Jr.'s lying because I bet he's not. Yeah. I bet everything he said is true.

2:02:44I bet everything he said could be backed up by, by data. Well, I mean, one thing that I love about Bobby or Robert Kennedy, um, he's a friend of mine and I've always really, he's an environmentalist, right? And so he's always start, right? Environmentalist. So it makes sense that he would care about the environment inside of our bodies as well, right? Like he has his river keepers organization. They're just about keeping the waters clean and his whole life has been about that kind of stuff. So I don't know. I've found it just like, yeah, if somebody wants to object to the status quo or raise their hand and ask questions, that makes perfect sense to me.

2:03:24And then also he's not like an anti -vaxer, but he's about like vaccine efficacy, right? Which means I think like, it's about honest vaccine efficacy. Like what is the, what's the real data versus what are they selling you? Because if you look at the COVID vaccine, for example, they sold us something that wasn't accurate. They said that it was going to stop transmission. They said that it was going to stop infection. It didn't either of those. Yeah. They also said that it was going to offer long lasting protection. It did not. It just didn't. And they said it was safe and effective. How can they know that?

2:03:56It's a new product and you're administering it to hundreds of millions of people without a lengthy trial period like they do with every other drug. Yeah. So all these people were like wanting it to be effective. So they were doing the work of the pharmaceutical companies, which they've never done before. No one has ever like said, you've got to trust these people that have the biggest fucking criminal fines in US history. These people that have been lying to us left and right. These people that have, they've been tried and convicted for lying about the side effects, for lying about the efficacy, whether or not something is addictive.

2:04:29We know that with the opioid crisis. Oh, yeah. You watch dope sick for, I mean, that's unbelievable. You get involved. It's unbelievable what's happened with all of that. Yeah. This is the Sackler family just got, they just, they had to give, I think it was like a large payment. I think it was like six or eight billion dollars and that gives them immunity. That was very recent. See if you can find that. But that's fucking nothing. Sackler family wins immunity from opioid lawsuits, which is fucking wild on real. Six billion. So they, what about all the people that fucking died? What about all the fucking kids that overdose?

2:05:07What about all the families who had a child who sprained their fucking ankle and lost their and two years later lost their kid to addiction? Because this company didn't care and because the FDA was compromiseable. I'm sorry, man, that shit fucking makes me, I think these people should be fucking hung. It's evil and they lie. That's what it is. They absolutely lied about whether or not it was addictive. In exchange, they will pay six billion to help address opioid addiction. What does that mean? What does that mean? How are you going to address it? Hey guys, opioids are addictive. Who knows? Yeah, yeah, man.

2:05:46That should be spread over multiple years. But look at how much they made. See the thing is they're collectively worth 11 billion and they had to give up six. So how much money did they make off of opiates? See, that's the thing that happened with viox. With viox, they got in trouble for viox. Viox is an anti -inflammatory that didn't particularly work very well and also killed a bunch of people. Kill at least 50 ,000 Americans. A friend of mine got a stroke from it. It caused all these issues with people. They were aware of it. This internal documents that showed that it was going to be a problem.

2:06:23They knew it was going to be a problem. But in the internal documents, they said, but we think we will do very well with this. So they did very well financially. I think they made something like 12 billion off of viox and they had to give up five. So they got a fine of five billion. But that means they got all that profit. That's a lot. That's sick. When did that start to happen in our country? When did it start to happen that we're not protecting our people? Like when did that, is that mean like profit? It's all profit. If there was no money in this, they would go after those folks. 100%. There's money.

2:07:03When did it start? When did it start to happen in our time and existence of time? Was there a point where that wasn't the way of the thing? Well, here's the first problem. Advertising for pharmaceutical drugs on television. Advertising for pharmaceutical drugs is illegal in every country in the world except for New Zealand and the United States. You shouldn't be able to influence people to want to take these drugs that they may or may not need. That should be entirely a conversation between you and your healthcare provider. Someone should be giving you an educated understanding over what the pros and cons are.

2:07:38This is why I think you need this and this is why you should take that. It shouldn't be you coming to your doctor. Ask your doctor if lala law is right for you. Do you have days where bleb bleb bleb bleb, do you have that? Well, lala law is for you. And they have these fucking people dancing around in wheat fields and spinning their daughter around and marrying around and everything looks like a great old time. Yeah. They have like two black people like hugging in a bathtub or something. Like a workout. Everybody's having a great time. Bliss. Yeah. It's about happy moments. But here's the thing.

2:08:12You take those pills. They're not going to invite you to that cookout. You still got no friends. You just had home one pills. Dude, I've done it. You're not, yeah, you're not fucking resuscit. You're not doing CPR on some senior citizens somewhere. Like playing pickleball on the sun. You're out there suffering by yourself. Oh, but it's crazy. It's like everybody wants to be happy. So the problem with advertising is, I mean, it's one thing if you're advertising for a nice pair of shoes or something like that. I don't find any problem with that. It makes people want them, but what's the downside?

2:08:42You buy something you really can't afford. That's the worst downside. I don't find that to be that much of a problem. I don't find advertising in general to be a problem because I believe generally, if you're intelligent, you should be able to like navigate that. But when it comes to things like drugs, and especially when it comes to antidepressants and when it comes to these things that they're advertising constantly on television, constantly on YouTube, just constantly. The amount of money is so extraordinary that they put into advertising. It's such a huge chunk of the advertising budgets of television shows.

2:09:18Every show. Every show. I mean, it's not a joke. It's every, it's like, don't we see that that's obviously not, we don't need everybody to be on pills. Yeah. Well, they think you do. But that's what I found so bizarre. Look, I never thought I would be in the center of any sort of controversy about pharmaceutical drugs or about healthcare. Never thought that I would be in the middle of it. But one of the things that stunned me was talking to these people that were doctors, that were fat, that were unhealthy, that didn't take vitamins, that didn't exercise, that definitely didn't optimize their health.

2:09:55And they were trying to put in your head that the only way to be healthy was to get injected with some experimental medical thing. And that's fucking horseshit. That's never been the case. Ever. That violates all of our understandings about the human immune system, about health and wellness, about just your overall metabolic health. It violates all of our understandings. People who are healthier, people who exercise, people go outside, who get vitamin D, people that are taking vitamin C, people that are supplementing, they have a much better time with any kind of illness they get. And there's a lot of documentation about this.

2:10:38This is science too, but the problem is it's not science that's supported by these companies that are directly funded by pharmaceutical companies. Whatever these organizing bodies are, whether it's the FDA or the CDC or what, when you look at what happens with the FDA and the CDC, how these people go from being presidents and being the people that recommend policy, and then they go on to become fucking CFP. Or CEO of another of a pharmaceutical company. Yes, there's a fucking revolving door and it's evil. That shit should not be legal. I agree. It's crazy that they're allowed to do that. How do we stop that kind of stuff though?

2:11:18How do you as like a regular person? I mean, it's just like, you can't. A regular person can't. But you can get the voice out to all these people that these people look, if anything we learned from the pandemic. You can't trust these people. You cannot trust everything they say is being fact. You just can't. There's another thing that got released today about reproductive repercussions of the COVID vaccine. Let me, I'll find out for you. Because there's people that have been talking about this that they're just now, they're finding out that there absolutely is negative side effects for women that are pregnant, for well, I'll tell you this, Joe.

2:12:03See if you find that. The thing that came from the UK, it just got released today. I remember, I grew up in an environment where two -lane university, I'll tell you this before, they had their primate testing facility in our town, right? And a bunch of chimps got out once and we got to help the police go get them, right? I told you about that. But they, that's where they tested the, the polio vaccine, right? That's where they made it. And it caused cancer in a lot of women like in their cervical cancer, I believe. But they had already made it. And they're like, it'll cure, it'll stop polio, but some women will get, so they just released it.

2:12:46Did you know that polio, 95 % of people get polio, it's asymptomatic? So what does that mean? I read in this book about this. That might not be true. So I need to make sure that this book is accurate. But what they're basically saying in this book is that a lot of the cases of polio that we talk about from back in the day, DDT was in widespread use back then, widespread use as a pesticide. And they were using DDT to kill bugs that they thought carried diseases. But the problem is DDT exposure is insanely toxic. Now we know that, now DDT, they don't use it anymore in America. But they still use it in other countries where polio -like symptoms are very prevalent.

2:13:32One of the side effects, one of the effects of DDT poisoning is polio -like symptoms. I think it's called, in cephalopathy, see what that is, DDT side effects. We didn't have a lot of polio, I don't think, in our area. Well, polio was something that was going on in the early part of the 20th century. And it's widely credited that the polio vaccine is what stopped that. I used to wholesale believe that until this pandemic. And now I question everything. Now I'm like, I don't know. I don't know what the truth is. Whether it's smallpox or polio, I have a feeling that there's a lot more to the story than what the general narrative is that we've been given.

2:14:20They said, vaccines are this amazing cure. I think there's a lot of other factors. And I think one of the other factors was hygiene. And the book is called, dissolving illusions. And it's all about the origins of vaccines and what vaccines have done to stop disease spread and what the negative side effects have been. And it's just like, there's a lot of negative side effects, man. And to pretend that it's safe and effective, like when you're administering things to millions, if not hundreds of millions of people, like there's going to be some problems. And they don't want to advertise those problems.

2:14:55And they don't want to make those problems publicly known. Oh yeah, there's a lot of this stuff. You can't fucking, can't whisper, you can't see far. There's all kind of fucking side effects. Dude, we had a guy who broke into Walgreens and did like seven. He was addicted to the fucking COVID vaccine. He did like seven inoculations. I got a lady in my neighborhood that keeps getting boosted. Or Dr. Totostop getting boosted. Doctors like, no more. She's like, I got to go to LA. I need to get boosted. The doctors like, it's enough. It's enough. This is most of the side effects I can find. D -D -T at low environmental doses are unknown.

2:15:32Following exposure to high doses, human symptoms can include vomiting, tremors, or shakiness in seizures. Laboratory animals showed side effects and liver and reproduction. D -D -T is considered possible human carcinogen. In this book, they were talking about paralysis, all sorts of issues. A lot of laboratory animals are pussy, though, aren't they? I don't know. It's estimated that 95 to 99 % of people who contract polio virus are asymptomatic. Isn't that wild? Wow. So what does that mean? You don't even know you had it. Right. It's not, it doesn't affect you. Your body fights it off. That was the same for me.

2:16:05I remember I came here and got tested for COVID by you guys. And I had the antibodies. Yeah, you had it and you didn't even know. Yeah. That was a lot of people with COVID. But I think that's people that are healthier. I think that's people that got exposed to it. I know I got exposed to it because my whole family got it. My wife got it. Both my kids got it. And I was at home with them. I didn't protect myself at all because I was like, they seem okay. I'm healthy as fuck. I'm like, let's see what happens. And I never got it. And I didn't protect myself at all. I had sex with my wife. I hugged my kids.

2:16:39My wife was like, you're going to get it. I go, I'm not going to get it. Yeah. I'm not going to get it. I'm going to hold my breath. I give a second. It was one of those things where I was trying to see. And there was two days where I worked out two days. And during those days where I was working out, I was like, I feel weak. And so I just like broke a sweat. I just didn't push myself. I just gently worked out. I did like 35 pound cattle bells. Nothing crazy. I went through like a mobility workout. I did it two days in a row. And then the third day I felt fucking great. Yeah. The third day my body was like, let's go.

2:17:11And I had a hard workout the third day. And I'm like, all right, whatever it is, I didn't get it. And I didn't even have antibodies. I had nothing. I got tested for antibodies. I was like, nothing. So I know I was exposed to it, but my body completely fought it off. And then the time that I did get it, we had flown to Florida. We did a gig. And then we flew to, I think it was Orlando, did another gig. We're doing a reenest, right? And it's in the round. So it's a COVID spray. People just spray in COVID at your laugh and cheering shit. And then I went out. My friend John Schoeman, and we, I had like five margaritas.

2:17:47We played pool till 3 30 in the morning. Oh wow. And you know, pools intense for me. I played serious pool and there's a lot of concentration. And I was tired. And that night I was like, yeah, damn. I don't fucking feel like shit. He was tired, but I thought I was just hung over and drunk. I thought it was like, oh god, I gotta go to bed. And I woke up at the morning. I'm like, I don't feel right. I felt off. You know, I just felt off. You think it was COVID? 100 % was COVID. And then that night I did an arena. No problem. Wow. Killed. Great show. And then flying back that night, I was really cold.

2:18:20I was like, is it cold in this plane? And Tony was like, no, it's not. I'm like, man, I feel like shit. And so when I landed, I called my wife. I go, I don't know, probably nothing's going on. But I feel like shit. So maybe we should sleep in different rooms. And then I got tested in the morning, turned out that I had it. I was sweating all night. Like, at night I was like, very sweaty. And then next day, got the IVs. The day after felt pretty good. The day after that, I made that video. And then fucking CNN accused me of taking veterinary medicine. They didn't like the fact that I got better quick.

2:18:50Dude, I took steroids and I was going, I'll take fucking whatever horses are taking. Horses are doing great. First of all, you fucking see, you know, you know how many horses are looking awesome? They do look great. But not only that, that medication is not horse -de -wärmer. It's literally a human medication that's been prescribed to billions. Agreed. It's a dumb fucking way for them to say, it's just fucking shitty news. It's not just shitty news. It's propaganda that they did on behalf of the pharmaceutical companies. Did it under the guise that they're a news organization? But how do they get so many people to, that's why I'm like, how does a medical group get so many people to believe that?

2:19:29Simple. That they shut their businesses down and everything. Like it's like, they had to. They had to. I mean, if the government of LA, or the government of California, tells you you have to shut your business down, you have to shut your business down. And the people like me who got COVID and got over it very quickly, that's infuriating because I have had the flu that lasts a lot longer than that. Yeah. Like with the right medications, you can get over it. But they didn't want anybody knowing that. That's why they were trying to limit monoclonal antibodies. They didn't want people just taking that because you just get right better.

2:20:00Yeah, I mean, but yeah, that's one cool, that's one cool thing that Bobby knows about. He knows about a lot of that stuff. Oh my god, he's the best source of information about that stuff ever. Because he can, he's so brilliant, he can just recite it at any point. Like you can bring it up and he'll explain to you what the actual test said versus like the actual test when they said the COVID, it was the vaccine was 100 % effective. Do you know what they did that? How they did that? Because two people, I think the way it was, is like two people in the placebo group got COVID, one person in the vaccine group got COVID.

2:20:34So it's double, which means it's 100 % effective. It was something stupid like that. Like their measurement of 100 % effective is so dishonest. Yeah. It's sneaky. It's like they're technically allowed to say things that way. But like when they were saying things like it stops transmission, they had to admit, one of the CEOs of Pfizer, one of the head executives, had to give some speech at your, I think it was the UK parliament. And they had to explain that there was no testing done of whether they'd never tested to see if it stopped transmission. They only tested to see if it gave anybody's. And it did.

2:21:14But all that other stuff was horseshit. You know, like when Rachel Maddowell's on TV going, it's going to stop that virus in its tracks. The virus ends with you. You can't affect anyone, you can't get infected. It's a lie. That was a lie. And they, no one's being punished for that. And they'll say that Bobby Kennedy is spreading misinformation. Where everything he said, you can verify. Everything he said is true. But there's no money in agreeing with him. The amount of money that these news organizations, supposed news organizations get from being on the side of the pharmaceutical companies and being in their good graces is fucking billions and millions of dollars in advertising revenue.

2:21:56And they have a very specific mandate. And so does YouTube. And that's why YouTube pulled your video. Yeah. I mean, it was shocking because the videos had been up for a long time. You know, the clips had been up for a year. And then, yeah, they hit us up more like, yeah, we have to take these down because they spread. What was the specific thing? COVID misinformation. The specific thing that they said about it? Yeah. What was the specific subject that Bobby brought up that they said was misinformation? Let me see if I can find it. Because a lot of the things that they used to pull videos for back in the day, they don't pull anymore.

2:22:37It was, let me see, Bobby Kennedy Jr. on Dr. Fauci. Trump called for a meeting with Bobby Kennedy Jr. about vaccines. And Trump and Dr. Fauci met with Bobby Kennedy Jr. about vaccines, those three clips. But I just thought it was interesting that like, for the timing for me was really interesting. I mean, I was upset. How long ago was this? They pulled it? Two weeks ago. Really? We can have a go. Really? So they'd been up for a long time. So it made me think like, well, why now? But it also could just be running for president. That's why that's what I first thought. And that's probably what I do think.

2:23:15It could be also, I don't know how the algorithm works if his name is getting propelled more. So then it makes clips more prominent. So then they see them. Yeah, man. You know what I mean? But here's, I mean, the thing that upset me the most was that no, no, a lot of, I don't know. So many addicts died from all the AA rooms, all the sobriety rooms, all the recovery, all the 12 separate shut down. Shut down. And so the number of people that died from that, yeah, is more than the number of people that died from COVID. Well, how about the number of people that died that didn't get diagnosed? You covered your face.

2:23:48I like you. You did there. I like to fucking get in there. You got in there. You got in there. Fucking getting in there, boy. I'll come in this fucking thing. Let me just don't do that. Sorry. So many people, so many people died from it. Dude, what's the gays of different things because of it? Do you think this is the gays where you could jerk off if you lay on your back, right? And jerk off with your legs in the air? No. I watched a monkey jerk off into his own mouth. I think that's the gays way. A monkey was hanging from his feet and he jacked off into his own mouth. Was he stuck somewhere? Was he trapped?

2:24:17There's having a good time. Oh, yeah. That's crazy, dude. It was a stuck. Yeah, if you're an avalanche or something, I could see you having a snack. No, I think if you're leaving it in your body, I don't know. Dude, if you're stuck somewhere, yeah, you're telling me you're stuck in an avalanche. And people are going to find you. I think he ate his own come before he died. That's going to be a thing that people try to hide. I don't know. It says I only had a little. I don't know. But I'm not dying on an empty stomach. You know, you'd have to have something.

2:24:53You got to have something to show. Bro, you're dying. You've been trapped for four days in an avalanche. You think that jerking off in your own mouth is going to give you some formal relief? I think it's going to buy you another afternoon, being alive. A whole afternoon from a load? What kind of loads are you shooting? Kind of Peter North sized loads. What are you chugging down? Jesus Christ. I don't think it works that way. I'll buy you a whole afternoon. That's fucking ween or wine at that point. If you're stuck in an avalanche. Like if you had a radio like, okay, this is going to sound crazy.

2:25:25But to buy yourself a whole another afternoon, do you need your jerk off in your mouth? No. Come on man, you're fucking... You changed. I think... You just reminded me of this video. Oh my god, I saw this guy, yeah. He's skiing and he sees something sticking up out of the... snow. And it's a snowboard flipped upside down. Oh, is there a person in there?

2:25:53He starts... Yeah, can you hear me? Like the guy's sort of answers I think? Oh, there's a lot of guys on meetup anywhere. Oh my god, the guy's alive in there? Completely upside down. You haven't seen this show? No, no, I thought this was a different one that I saw. So he just starts digging him out. He luckily... Oh my god. He had a shovel in his bag. And there's no way if you don't test this dude's breath. This guy? That it doesn't know. Oh my god, he's fine. It's on his way to be dead. He's not going to say to be dead. You're right, can you hear me? How did he find this guy? Dude, the way he's...

2:26:31Look, I'll see right now. How he sees it too. I'll go back to the beginning. He's skiing with a friend and it's... thick powder. He's probably worried about his own life. For sure. And then all of a sudden I think... Oh, he sees the little board right there. Yeah. And he has to get back up to it. That's insane. What are the odds? Oh my god. Yeah, he doesn't go there. So scoot ahead to see him pull the dude out. You alright? I think I... I'm gonna have dig you out, okay? Yeah, nevermind man. Thank you. Oh my god, this guy was done. Guys, polite. There's his mouth. Oh my god. Oh. Whoa, how crazy.

2:27:18It must be like being reborn. It must be exactly what it's like to be born. Look at this guy. He is deep under that shit. It was probably out cold. What did he breathe? I don't know. It must have happened like minutes before. Yeah, I haven't read any sort of like follow up on like how long that guy was there because this has happened. This happens. There's other stories I found trying to find this one even. How long can somebody breathe under snow, I wonder? They're the other one I found the guys that he'd been there for six hours. Oh my god. So air must be able to get in there then, huh? I don't know.

2:27:52I mean, I guess like wherever your space is, that you know, the creation of space from your head going under and then the snow covering. Maybe it's not perfect. There's some air. Like maybe if you make as much space as you can when you're in there. How much air can get to you? If you had a plant with you. That's not what it was covered. And he was upside down. I bet if you had like a small plant or something. How long does it take a plant to make air? Uh -oh. Do you think? You have to have like a little flower pot with you. Yeah, I mean, is it working? I don't use it all up so fast, but I would do little sips.

2:28:31Like water if you're in the desert. Just take a little sip every now and again. Man, what are the odds of that guy staying alive? That's wild man. He's got a new lease on life. That's a fucked up way to go too. Because he was conscious under that. Mmm. It's scary. Fuck yeah, it is. Being a lot feel scary sometimes, doesn't it? Just regular? Yeah. How so? Just like, I feel like it just, you know, it just feels kind of like, I don't know, it just feels a little spooky. Really? I think so sometimes. Sometimes. Look right now. I think you have moments where you realize you're alive. You have like moments like that, like real like moments where like, holy shit, I'm fucking alive.

2:29:14Yeah. It like hits you in a weird way. You're like, I'm fucking alive. Like, what the hell? And then you, it's almost like the same when you have those feelings, like, oh my gosh, one day I'm not going to be alive. It's that same sort of like, that's a weird one. And it gets so like, there's just sometimes it drops into your body and you can really feel it. Mmm hmm. You know? Yeah. Dude, you think the wind, you think we could ever decipher the wind, like the wind, like, you think the wind is ever trying to tell us something, we don't know how to hear it anymore. No. No, the wind is just the wind.

2:29:50I don't think the wind is trying to tell you something. Maybe the earth is trying to tell us something. But you think the earth could might use the wind to try to tell us something. Because how else would it tell us someone? Well, definitely be telling you something if you're an animal that storms are coming. Right. Right. So if it tells you that, it could easily give you other information. Maybe. I think really you're learning it from the animals, though, who know it from the conditions. There's like certain parts of the world where when storms are coming, like birds will stop chirping, everything gets real quiet, and then people kind of know, uh oh, they've learned to know that when the animals behave a certain way the storm is coming.

2:30:25You imagine when it was like back in the day, we had no idea when a hurricane was coming. It is like living on some seaside town. Everything seems fine. Not to go to bed. You're just whistling your wife. Like she's like, play me a tune, Danny. And this guy becomes an angry monster that tears houses apart. Hello there. That's the wind talking to you. That's the wind. Hey, how's my name? They used to have some dudes that would get out there and try to let those. You think the wind could jerk you, you think the wind could make you a jacolid if it were powerful enough? I think you're horny. I think you're just thinking about come a lot.

2:31:07You got a lady friend? Nope. Maybe that's what's going on. Yeah, I just went on vacation by myself. Whoa, by yourself. Solo? Yeah. Where'd you go? Maui. Really? What do you do when you go on vacation by yourself? Just get up early, go to sleep early. I was trying to get like my circadian clock or something again. Rhythm? Yeah. Re - Re - Re - Re - Re - Re - Re - Where'd you go to like four seasons or something? Yes. And just hang out by yourself. Did you go by the pool? What did you do? By the pool and in the beach. What else did I do? Did people weird out by you? Like, hey, you feel bad? Some people.

2:31:46Yeah. Me a lot of people. What are you doing? Like, oh, I'm on vacation by myself. You know? No. You're fine. You don't have friends or family or something? What made you decide to go to Maui by yourself? Where'd that come from? Well, sometimes I like to have time by myself. I don't get it. I mean, I guess I get a lot of time by myself, but I wanted to have nothing to do. Right. And I wanted to go and get like in the beach where I feel like it's like there's something magical about the beach, you know? It's like this is where Mother Nature is really fucking, you know? Yeah. This is where she's dialing up things.

2:32:23So what was the thought process? You're sitting in front of your computer. You're like googling places to go. I need a vacation by yourself. Have you ever done that before? No. I never done that before either. Just my first one by myself. Yeah. So I thought, yeah, I just said I need a vacation. And then I was like, well, I told myself I'm gonna get myself a vacation. I need to make sure I do it so that I'm not like building up this bad story with myself where I tell myself I'm gonna do something not do it. Oh. So yeah, I went on it. I had a nice time by yourself. Yeah. Relax. A lot of Filipinos over there.

2:32:55You know a lot of wines are low -key Filipinos? Really? Yeah. I didn't know that. Oh. It's remarkable, man. I met so many Filipinos, man. They're great, huh? Oh, I love Filipinos. Fuck. They're good. Well, you know, I've had a lot of people. How do they do it? They're just friendly people, man. Yeah, real friendly people. If I die or if whenever I die, if I die, I am going to, I want the last person I see to be Filipino. Really? Easily. Who do you want to see your thing? Why Filipino? You telling me you're dying, right? You're like, oh gosh. And then some guys are like, hello. My name's Joey. My name's Joey is a common Filipino name.

2:33:39Joey, yeah. Or a sunny. They have like, kind of easy names, you know? Yeah, friendly names. Happy names. Yeah, happy names. Yeah. Yeah. Everything's fine. You'd be like, okay. They're some of the best pool players in the world. Are they really? Oh, yeah. Yeah, the American GIs went over to Philippines in, I think it was the 1950s after World War II. And they introduced them to pool. I think that's how it happened. American pool. God, they're so good. I mean, I just, I don't know. I think shit is over there. The pool playing pool. Oh my god. Yeah, the real famous pool players, they're famous like, like a pro baseball player is famous over here.

2:34:18They're like, effrin Reyes. He's a celebrity in the Philippines. Like, the greatest pool player of all time. He's from the Philippines. Yeah, they make me the, I think they just make me the happiest when I say them. Interesting. There's something just so like warm and accepting about them. Well, especially, it's just island people in general. Yeah. When you go to Hawaii, like those motherfuckers know how to live. Yeah. They know how to live. They know how to live. They live in paradise. You walk around in flip flops. It's fine. Everything's gonna be cool. Yeah, everything's fine, dude. Everything's cool.

2:34:47I love Maui. Yeah. It's great. Well, you told me about it before. Yeah. And you told me to even stay at that hotel. Yeah, that's great. You know. That's right, but Duncan went there. And when Duncan was there, somebody got to eat by a shark. Oh yeah. Yeah, not even like that far away from the resort. I did snorkeling and it was very alarming. It's spooky. Snorkeling is... Did you see that video of the dude in the kayak that gets attacked by a tiger shark? Why is it on the kayak? Uh -uh. Bro, this dude's fishing on a kayak, a little kayak. Like the size of this fucking table. And this tiger shark just comes zipping at him and takes a...

2:35:27Check this out. Watch this. Give me some volume. Look at this. Ooh! Tiger shark! Holy shit, bro. Watch that again. Watch this again. Watch this motherfucker sneak up on him. He's just chilling. This is off of Wahoo. Look at it coming. Damn. Bro, fuck that. You see that... This is a Grammy. Rammed you. Bro, that motherfucker bit you. He beat your boat. Look at it biting the boat, man. That thing doesn't give a fuck dude. They don't eat anything. They're so vicious. Those are the ones that bite people. Some guy... Some kid just jumped off a ship the other day into the water. Oh, yeah, he fell overboard, right?

2:36:10He jumped. Apparently it was a dare. This guy was out of baton ruse actually. Was it unlike a cruise ship? Yeah, it was like he dead. He disappeared, yeah. So we either... Yeah. Disappeared. Would you rather... Being disappeared is kind of interesting because you could come back. I don't think he disappeared. I think he drowned. Well, some people say they thought they... In the part of the video they thought they see a shark. Do you see the video? In the middle of the ocean? You know, most fish are around the middle. Most fish are within like 200 miles of shore. I believe that. Because most of the open area, like when you go deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep in the middle of the ocean, they ain't shit out there.

2:36:51Nothing's out there. Yeah, it's like the desert. Oh, yeah, huh. Yeah. It's like the wet desert. I think that's true. With the Google that, the majority of fish are 200 miles from shore. I'm pretty sure that's true. I'm trying to think if I've seen a fish way out there before. Fuck those tiger sharks though, right? Fuck those things. That's one of the ones that got the person that when Duncan was staying there. Hmm. Oh, yeah. Look, dude, I was started snorkeling and so finally I realized like there wasn't even any fish there. I was like, this is bad. And the water would lift you up and then it would like set you down like in a bunch of rocks and I'm like, this is real scary.

2:37:26So I had to come back in and I knew it was weird because like the lifeguards were looking at me. Sounds like I'm getting out there. Yeah, I was like, it is. People get out there, man. You watch them swim out there and you know, some dude from fucking Cleveland, they can't play your money in the ocean. And he's out there deep, deep, deep, deep. What is that? Where does he get? He can get jacked. You can get jacked by a fucking ocean werewolf. That tiger shark is an ocean werewolf. Nothing just leaped out of the water and bit that dude's boat. Fuck, man. What did it think that was? Like people say, oh, it thought you were a seal.

2:38:00That did not think that that was a seal. That thing probably thought it was a boat and it's a person on that boat. I like to eat that person. Well, nature's fucking probably getting pissed after all the shit that has been happening. Mother nature that she's gonna send animals. She's gonna send weather. She's gonna send storm. She's gonna send snow to try to kill that guy. I believe that mother nature is gonna have a play in all of this. Why does mother nature go after the sacchar family? Hopefully she'll get to them. How would she get to them, you think? I don't know. I fucking hate those people so much though.

2:38:33Yeah, it's evil. It's evil, man. They're just ballin', just eating caviar, driving around, rolls, roises. But there are many feelings. Well, I think what happens with people when they're a part of something really big, it's called the diffusion of responsibility because there's so many people there. They say that if you're in a crowded area and someone gets jumped by someone, someone's beating that person up, you feel less likely. You feel like you don't have anything to do with it. You don't have to intervene. There's so many other people there, they're not gonna do it. If you're not gonna do it, they're not gonna do it.

2:39:05It's a diffusion of responsibility. So many people. But if it was just you and another person, that person was getting attacked and they're like, help me help me, you would feel compelled to help because it's only you. I think when you're a part of an enormous corporation that has thousands of employees that's doing evil shit like the Sackler family, I think you just think you're a part of a thing and you think you could probably dismiss it by saying, well, for most people this provides them the needed relief from pain. And if you use correctly, there's not an issue. But it's an incredibly dangerous drug and it's an incredibly dangerous drug that's given out far too frequently, far too easily.

2:39:46And I know this from my own personal experience. I had my nose fixed. I had a deviated septum. And the guy fixed my nose and he wakes me up after you go under and I have these things stuffed in my nose, my nostril stuffed up. And he offers me two different pain killers. Oh, dang. He writes me a prescription for two different pain killers. I go, well, how painful is this going to get? And he goes, well, a lot of people find it very painful and a lot of discomfort and this will help you. And I go, but is it going to get more uncomfortable than right now? And he's like, well, how do you feel right now?

2:40:22I go, I feel fine. Like it's not, it's not even hurt. And I'm like, okay, he goes, I really think you should fill these because otherwise, you know, if you need it, you're not going to have anything, you're going to be miserable. I'm like, okay. So I didn't. And I went home and I waited. And I'm like, I don't feel bad at all. Like I feel fine. And after a certain amount of time, you take the things out of your nose. And they'd take, they'd stuck these plastic splints in my nose to me. Oh, yeah. And they remove all that stuff. And I never took anything. And I never felt pain. But this guy, it gave me this stuff.

2:40:57And he gave me two different ones. Like, and he was a really good doctor. It's not like he was a fucking quack. If I decided to just start popping them, I'd be like, oh, hey, man, I need it. I got an operation. I need it. I'm the, yeah. Meanwhile, there's not a core vet. There was nothing wrong with me. Like I was fine. Like after the operation, after I woke up from the anesthesia, I mean, it didn't feel great. But it wasn't like, I'm an agony. Yeah. So they're just giving me oxycodone. Yeah. And I'm not even hurt. It's not like, I need something. Give me something for the pain. I'm like, I'm an agony.

2:41:33He was like, how do you feel? I go, I can feel pretty good. Like, I wasn't being a tough guy. It was like, there's nothing here. Yeah. It's like a mild discomfort. And most of the discomfort was because my nose was stuffed with these sponges. Yeah. Yeah. And tubes, they give you like plastic straws that poke out of the bottom of your nose and it's dripping down onto the upper lip. Yeah. Very cool. Yeah. But it wasn't that bad. It was barely a problem. Yeah. Well, look, I think it has given them out. And people now are so used to also, we're really comfortable just taking whatever's going to make us check out for a minute.

2:42:07Yes. That's the reality, right? That's the reality. That's the reality. And that's what you have guys like, Ryan, holiday, did he come on here? Mm -hmm. Yeah. Where you have guys that talk a lot about like that moment where you choose between what's comfortable or what is easy. And this other like more long -term thing, what is the long term. And we've just gotten very used to taking that easy thing. And it's just, some of that is also just us getting acclimated to technology and advancements. And a lot of those things are good for us. And so we're used to that, you know? Well, a lot of people have a really hard time delaying gratitude.

2:42:47Yeah. Which is why they overeat. Which is why they don't exercise, which is why they take pills. They want it now. Jerk and off, even. Yeah. The number one. That is how you're number one? I mean, it has, definitely, for my 20s. Do you try not to look at porn? Yeah. How's that go? I mean, it's going better.

2:43:09If I'm real honest with you. I'm feeling real honest. I'll say this though, I do believe. And there's probably a lot of men that if you lay on your back and master it, you done this? I like how you just pointed that out. Yeah, we're going. What's going on? What's going on? If you lay on your back and jerk off with your legs in the air, you keep saying this. Have you actually been doing it? No, no, no, no. I saw somebody drooling somewhere and I saw it. So much drooling and dying, Graham. This is the greatest thing ever. I'm just saying that. Some of them feet up in the air, whacking off. You guys need to get your lives together.

2:43:44Yeah, we do. I'm learning from you. You guys, please tell me more. No, you guys have changed a lot. I'm just saying, if we could decipher the wind, we would figure all this out. Maybe. Maybe it's the Earth itself is trying to give us messages. I got a video for you guys. What's this? What is Biden doing?

2:44:04He fell down again? Yeah. Is this today? Yeah. Okay, I can't. I can't anymore. Here's the sad thing, man. And I say this because, look, my dad was 70 when I was born. My dad was an old man. So I grew up around a lot of environments where some of the people would take advantage of my dad because he was old. But he just fell. He didn't even fall for a reason. Right, but it's just not fair. Like at a certain point, you can't. It's not cool for old. It's not cool to old people to do that to them. No. Like he doesn't know this is happening to him. Yeah, but he kind of does and he's kind of a cunt. Well, that could be true.

2:44:39But he doesn't know. He's always been a cunt though. If you go back and listen to that guy lying about his his education record and lying about his accomplishments. And like, he's always been a problem. Yeah, politician. And politician, that whole thing. It's a fucking. And also the all the fucking stuff with his son and the ties to Ukraine and China and the money, the family that they got paid millions of dollars. And everyone's trying to obscure it because well, it's better than Trump. Better than Trump. If that guy was a Republican, they would be up his ass with a microscope. I know it is unbelievable.

2:45:15But he represents the, what they thought was like a sane alternative to what President Trump was. Yeah, they thought, this is insane. Donald Trump is the president. Fuck that. Anything is better than him. And so they went with this corrupt career politician. Yeah. I mean, it's wild stuff, man. They even got the FBI involved in telling Twitter to censor the information about the laptop. It's crazy. But how do we get out of that space? How do we, because we're starting to turn into one of those kind of like central American countries where the government is so compromised? Like it's crazy. It used to be a long time ago, like if the secrets of our country got out like during watergate or whatever, right?

2:45:58People were like, fuck no. But now if the secrets get out, people are like, fuck, yes, tell us what's going. You know what I'm saying? It's interesting how that's kind of changed. Like before it would be like, if any like top secret documents, whatever were released, it would seem like wrong. Well, but now if they're released, we want to know what it is. It's like, is that make any sense? Well, when was top secret documents released that are showing that someone is behaving in a nilie way? Or it's bad. I mean, watergate. That was what watergate was all about. Yeah. They found out that Nixon was spying.

2:46:37I mean, I think the problem is that first of all, the media is overwhelmingly left leaning. And if you have a left leaning politician or a left wing democratic politician, and then you have this media that essentially works to support that person, I mean, they ignore any information that leads to distrust in the government or distrust in this administration or distrust in this party, this political party. Yeah. It's a dark arts, man. It is a dark arts. That's the real dark arts. It really is. And you know what? Well, I think one thing that we need, I think would be nice. I wish there was an app, right?

2:47:15And everybody has an app idea. But I wish there was an app where, when you went to a business, you could tell where they put their political money, right? So then it would start to affect the bottom lines of companies. So then those companies would stop, because I think you have to get business. Well, a little of that's going on right now with all the woke shit. Like, Target lost billions of dollars because they tried to have this pride selection. Oh, yeah, gay mannequin. Yeah. They had all these like pride children's shirts and gay children. Yeah. And then obviously the Bud Light thing with Dylan Mulvaney, they've lost 20 plus billion dollars.

2:47:55You imagine you're just going to send a fucking can to some confused person that day 365 of a womanhood and you send that person a fucking can with their face on. And your company loses 20 billion dollars. That is wild shit, man. So we're seeing that now where we never saw that before where people are going, enough, right enough. Stop shoving this down. Everybody's throat. When I go to Target, I don't want to see like fucking, yeah, tuck pants where you look, they're designed to help you tuck your dick. Hey, that's not normal. And I don't want that right in front of everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:48:36I don't want to see a diaper for a baby where they can hide his dick under him or whatever. Yeah. I don't think they have those. But they will say, yeah, they might. But there's a lot of just fucking real weirdness with this group of people that is trying to like change the way people view sexuality and gender and all these different. It's like they're they're proselytizing. It's not as simple as they're. You would stop that at the, I think you would stop that. Say if they had an application where I could say, okay, I'm going to go buy coffee. I'm going to go buy a hat. I'm going to buy a corset, whatever I want to get.

2:49:14And I can look on this hat first. I'm just picturing you with a cup of coffee, a hat and a corset. You got to fuck it. Look how big it's. I'm picturing you. I'm picturing you, you buck naked. Well, of course, and I'm going to have a coffee with a hat on. I'm fully jerking off of your feet in the air. Hey, bro. You guys. You've changed. No, bro. You fucking changed. You got to fuck it. We're all going to get a dude. What's in these? You got to get a sip of that. Get yourself right. But if there was an app though, that's what I want. An app where I say, if I have to support this company, right, with my money, what is that company support?

2:49:52Because then I think you're going to get a lot of people are going to be able to support, at least put their money where their beliefs are. I think there's a thing like that. There's like a, there's an app that shows like America, like supported America apps. But you need an even one. You need one that's like, but for both, you need one that's down the middle. Well, there's a lot of companies now that are like really emphasizing American made. What are these Bellos Alps are American made? I'm a part of a company called Origin. An Origin produces. They make everything in America. Everything they make.

2:50:30Except for like one or two items that they're very transparent about it. Some of the parts of the sole of the boots that they make, these handmade boots are made in South America. But everything else, all the fabric, all the thread, all the workers, all the machines, everything is made in America. They make hunting gear. They make these great stretchy jeans. They make great handmade boots. Like real high quality stuff. Like a boot. They make jujitsu geese. Origin. Check out Origin. They're the shit. It's all American made. Jocco is a big part of it. He's one of brought me in on the company. Oh yeah.

2:51:06Cam Haines is a part of the company now too. It's just the first American made hunting apparel company. Because even though hunting is like this great American pastime, a lot of the clothing that you're making that they're making is made from China. A lot of the textiles, a lot of the stuff is made from China. I went turkey hunting. I saw. Since I saw you last, man. Yeah, who'd you go with? This guy, Michael Wadell. That's right. Michael Wadell. Michael Wadell's a legend. Yeah, he knows the shit. Man, he's a fun dude. Oh, he's a really fun guy. He was great on the meat eater podcast with Steve Runella.

2:51:37Oh yeah. Yeah, he was great. He's just, he's very entertaining to very entertaining. Yeah, me and this guy Caleb Presley went and we was just, everybody's chasing those goblers. That's what they call them. Yeah. Yeah, did you get one? No, well, what happened was we saw him, right? We did the, we waited two mornings. We didn't get one. Then we're leaving, right? We're driving out and they're all like the games over the hunt over, right? You see some turkeys by the side of the road and they were just like, they were like in the locker room after the game. Like it's over, right? One of them has a towel on his neck.

2:52:08One of them's fucking texting his wife, right? Like they're fucking chilling, you know? And uh, this is you sneaking out from them? No, this is my buddy Caleb shot one. Oh, okay. So you didn't want to get one. So tell me what happened with the ones that were on the side of the road. Yeah, they snuck up on him right here, dude. I mean, they're having lunch like that. It was, oh, so this is the ones that were on the side of the road. It snuck up on some of them were in the locker room, brother. And the game was over and fucking killed one of them. You know, that's how it goes. The game is always on.

2:52:37Well, see, that's the season's open. The game is on. And that's what I guess I realized. Uh, yeah. Every now and then you catch one slipping. Oh, they caught, they took this turkey. They re - I mean, it's whole head disappeared. Turkey hunting is like elk hunting in the way. We were trying to get them closer to you. You calling them in. That's why people, one of the things that people like about it's so exciting. Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. And the turkey's like, is that pussy? Yeah. Is that? Dude, I hear pussy. Like, they have these, uh, Here we are. Turkey decoys, and they set these turkey decoys up.

2:53:09They wouldn't let me hold the gun either. They wouldn't. Why not? They said it was some issue. What was the issue? I'm not sure. We should take you hog hunting. Ooh, I want to do it where you get to go with actually our hands on. You do want to do that? Yeah. You know they use dogs with that. That's fine. The dogs hold the pig down and you want up and stab it. Hmm. I'm so not interested in that. I've been offered to do that too. If we pray first, I would do it. Why would that help? Just to fucking make it even, you know. I just want to at least let God know what I'm doing. I think God knows what you're doing.

2:53:43You're out there killing pigs. I love, man. But pigs are one of the best animals to hunt because they are absolutely an invasive species that has to be controlled. And I don't like pigs. I'll say that. Yeah. Um, I kind of like them. I like them when they're domesticated, but that's not a real pig. Yeah. Like pigs are a weird animal, man. If you let them go, like, uh, do you take a domesticated pig and you let it go within six weeks, they start to transform. Their snout extends, their hair changes, it gets bigger and busier, their, their tusks grow. Where wolves? Yeah, like a wild pig that you see is essentially a domestic pig that got wild.

2:54:19They're the same animal. That's what's crazy. Wow. You know, there's different versions of them. But that's the same animal. Damn. Yeah. So I would love to have some. So same genus. That's the whole group called two scroffa. Yeah. I would love to have some real wild fucking bacon. Do they have boar bacon? It's not, it's hard to get bacon off of a wild pig because they're not as fat. But agriculture pigs, like pigs that steal from farms, you can get bacon off of them because, you know, they're, they're eating people's crops and fattening up. Some of them are fat as fuck. And acorns, sometimes you get a shot one that had eaten a lot of acorns.

2:54:56And there's like an acorny smell to the fat. Oh my god, they're delicious. Me and John Dudley, we went pig hunting into home ranch. I shot this pig and we cooked it on the trigger. Oh my god, it was sensational. It was so good. That sounds good. We, we, we slow -smoked it on a trigger. Oh, it was fall off the bone. It was delicious. God, I'm, what the fuck am I? So good. I love some moist and delicious. I love that. But you got to cook pigs like to a high temperature to avoid trickinosis, especially wild pigs. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what is trickinosis? It has what spiders? No, trickinosis is like a parasite.

2:55:33And most, it's really weird. But I think 90 % of the cases of trickinosis in North America are from bear, from people eating bear. Because they just don't cook it enough. You have to cook bear like you cook bacon. Like you got to cook it all the way. And in what, when you get like store -bought bacon or store -bought ham even, you don't have to cook it as much as they used to make it cook it. Because these animals never come in contact with trickinosis. Because they don't have, they're not free -range animals. Yeah, they're just baited just to hide them in like a, basically a little farm or something.

2:56:02They get it from eating animals that have it. So if you get trickinosis, you keep trickinosis for your whole life. And if you died and somebody ate you, they would get trickinosis. They didn't cook you. What if you have a child, can a, is it, can you transfer it through DNA? That's a good question. I don't know the answer.

2:56:21Checkmate. You got it. Can you get one? Should we end it with that? We gotta get that one. Yeah, let's end it, man. Thank you, man. My brother, it's always a pleasure to hang with you. Yeah, always good to see you. And a great time. Congratulations on your club. Thank you. Thanks for being there, man. It was fun. Fun to watch you murder last night. It was a good time. Cool. I'll be around for the next few weeks, man. Let's go, Tio Vaughn. Let's go. All right, bye, everybody.