#2005 - Tom Segura

42:39This like I don't know why she's an asshole. I don't know what's going on. I just went yeah, I think I'm just gonna sleep I'm just gonna sleep. She's like, okay, I just walked away and she was like she was clearly rude and and like I'd never been spoken like most flight attendants when you go I'm gonna just go sleep she's like they're like yeah, I'll check on you later. See if you want to eat then like yeah We'll keep it warm for you. They're yeah, she was so rude, but I just was like Just why make this a thing, you know, I was just I go I'm just gonna sleep it might be hard to find people to do that No, yeah, you know, yeah Yeah, no they have huge the biggest issue in The in commercial air travel right now is staffing real it's still staffing really absolutely.

43:25It's still staffing It's it's why you're you're finding an incredible number of delays. It's not just staffing for airlines It's also staffing an air traffic control So all those all that is together if you fly commercially you'll notice that like I mean it is a miracle to Board and take off and land on time Almost everything is delayed It is delayed you have you have a lot of times your Everything is functioning well then you get there. I can't tell you like how many flights are just like Well, everyone's everything's ready to go and they're like yeah, the crews not here crews here This crew has to swap out they've maxed out their hours now we're waiting for a new crew This is like over and over and then it happens that air traffic control But they are not fully staffed either so this just is a huge delay thing.

44:13I mean commercial travel just needs to be revamped and well people to just doing a great job. Yeah, sure they're doing great. He's the best He's the best at it. Mm -hmm He's handling it. Don't worry. He's got it covered. Who's this people to judge? Oh, yeah, that's my guy What is he is he is he the the guy he's the guy in charge of Transportation that's fucking she's charge of the fucking trains flying off the rails You've done a terrible job So was it during COVID did people get fired and then they decided to do other things they never took the jobs again Some people got fired some some people I mean I think more people were even just let go like you know There's a lot of places like that had to shut down their operations They had no more revenue coming in right so you let people go and then you see what happened with what's what happened with a commercial real estate Commercial real estate is upside down in this country.

45:15There's a yes, you know why why because people don't want to go to offices Still anymore. Yeah, they won't do remote work. They want to do remote work. Thomas and jerk off so the people who if you have these big commercial buildings I mean they the used to be like this huge Asset to own this commercial real estate and now it's like a liability Because you have empty offices dude. You have empty offices all over the country and you can't fill them up You can't force people then there's companies that have just I know somebody that owns a company that said we he goes I like a lot of people goes I wanted people to come here and I want them in the office and he was met with like such Total resistance because I just realized I had to allow it like if if we were going to continue to operate Wow, so he he just gave into his employees going no We don't want to do that.

46:14Wow It's a sizable operation he has Wow, so people just say no in a work at home. Yeah, and they're like and I've been working and I'm effective and to a degree They are like in his case their career. He's like, you know, the work was getting done I just prefer to have everybody Operating the way we normally had but he was like everybody was like no I used to I had to I should do an hour and a half commute every day I don't want I didn't have done that now and tears. I don't want to do it again Hmm, and then he had to go like okay as long as they're disciplined and as long as they're actually effective I could see that I didn't get to stupid ass office.

46:50Yeah, what do we do at this place? Well, he's offices hence why This commercial state business is like in the shitter. Wow. I wonder what happens with that because it doesn't seem like that's gonna change But there are a lot of CEOs that are supposedly pushing back on all this stuff. I keep reading Yes, I think the interesting thing is you know how every like people always adapt right? Yeah, nothing just goes if something's losing money people don't just go well I guess we'll just lose money forever right so there is going to be a point and maybe it's happening now Where you're gonna start seeing something done with this commercial property like some like if if things stay vacant They're not just gonna hold on to that for 15 years.

47:32Yeah, they're gonna turn that into something I was reading some dib shit comedian on Twitter saying that they should turn all that into housing great for homeless people Yeah, that is very good if you don't own the building you fucking communist. Yeah, what are you talking about? I mean, I gotta say that also reminds me of this, you know And I know this will be unpopular for a lot of people to hear but the idea of forgiving Student loans. It's a fantastic theory But one thing that nobody considers who is a huge advocate of that is okay, so Somebody owns that debt That debt is owned So are you saying when you say forgive?

48:13Who are you saying will are you saying that the government will just pay all of that debt? Do you have an idea the amount of debt that that is somebody owns the debt? So you if you go forgive the debt to what degree like are you just saying erase it? It doesn't just disappear the debt is owned right so when you say just pay it who? Who are you saying will pay it in taxes? Right everybody's gonna pay it done right? So that just doesn't get erased is my point, but there is a bizarre issue with student loan debt That student loan debt is the only debt that you can't declare bankruptcy. Yeah, that part is that's crazy That's crazy crazy.

48:52That doesn't make any sense But when you say forgive it you it's not just like I think a lot of people say that and they go I just don't want to pay this Yeah, of course I understand that yeah, but you realize that somebody has to pay it That just it doesn't just go into the sky right somebody owns that debt. So who's gonna pay it? It's if you say that the the government will forgive student loans. I mean that amount has to be in like the trillions Wonder what it is. Let's find out. What's the collective student loan debt in the United States as a Point. Oh, there is a differentiation in this conversation that it's federal student loan debt not private student loan debt Which is a big difference?

49:31Okay That's that's companies that do on that debt versus like the government that Granted so this is just federal federal student loans pretty sure of that. Okay, so there's two different types of loan debt So I would I'd want to know What it is compared to the military industrial complex budget? Oh, yeah Right that budget is As a boy They accidentally paid an extra six billion to crane. They're like whoops. Whoopsie see this statement I don't know if this is differentiating that either says it's 1 .78 trillion in St. London a lot dude Who's the US that's more than people owe and any other type of debt in the US except for mortgages though The Biden administration is trying to forgive hundreds of billions of dollars in student loan balances That's more than people owe on any other type of debt in the US well Except for mortgages, but I mean isn't like you see what I'm saying like if you if you just say hey forget erase is debt Okay, I mean I get it, but you do understand that that has to come from somewhere right?

50:33It's not just their good time here debt. Yeah, that is both that is federal and private to go Okay, so it's all of it 1 .75 trillion Click on that so we can see what it says there. It says on an average It says cost of college is steadily increased over the last 30 years that time frame tuition costs at Public four -year colleges grew from 4 ,160 dollars to 10 ,740 and from 19 ,362 38 ,070 it's crazy at private non -profit institutions adjusted for inflation all cost of risen So is the need for student loans and other forms of financial aid Imagine if you're a person that makes a hundred grand a year and your kid is going to school and it costs 38 And then your kid gets out and they get a 50 ,000.

51:18No, your job. You realize they're never gonna pay this back It's insane. It's what they're doing is like it is Says 92 % of all student debt are federal student loans. The remaining amount is private student loans. Okay, so it's a it's a trillion It's a trillion plus. Yeah, that's a lot dude. It's a lot and so how much have we spent on Ukraine and how much are we gonna spend on Ukraine? But here's the thing like if you forgave that debt wouldn't that spark the economy? Wouldn't like if people have more money than think about when people have more money people spend more money when people spend more money The economy does better if people are straddle with student loan debt I kind of think that's somehow another cripples the economy.

51:56I don't think you're wrong in theory about that I would it would seem that like you would obviously have more to do Yeah, you could do more with your money and it's not like you're giving people money You're just absolving them of debt. It's a real problem. The real problem is that the whole predatory student loan Situation. Yeah, that's that that's a real problem And it's also a real problem to saddle down a 17 year old with debt that they will keep for the rest of life And they hit you at that same time at the student union with your first credit card and they're like just use this Oh, and it's got 29 .9 % yeah You're like okay, you don't know what the fuck you're in you need to do it build your credit Yeah, I need to I got a credit.

52:32Yeah, yeah, and you're paying car you're paying 26 bucks a month for a coffee you bought Yeah, it's it's crazy. It is crazy. Yeah, it's the whole thing is insane But it's insane that we do it to kids because you know kids don't have a sense of the future They just don't they've only been alive for 18 years 18 years is not enough time to figure out how what kind of debt You're gonna be in when you're seven days. Don't you wonder to why why when we're in school and it's still not a thing When kids are in school we don't like really teach them about money Like you don't you don't learn shit about money.

53:08You don't shit in I'm saying at any level elementary school high school We don't learn shit about anything you need to manage life. No, you're basically learning How to say words and not form sense. You don't learn about yeah, you don't learn about money You don't learn about nutrition. No, nothing about that. You don't learn about thinking now I mean you know my kids could be saved from a lifetime of bullshit if you just explain to them why jealousy Why it affects them sure emotions? Yeah, explain that these are just natural human emotions that we evolved You have to learn how to conquer that and you learn how to prop you learned that like one of the most amazing It's it seems like it's something you should be taught in like middle school is feel feeling let them sit Yeah, when you feel jealous.

53:52Yeah, you're not you're not supposed to never feel jealous, right? But you learn to go okay, that's the feeling. Yeah, I'm feeling and this is why I feel jealous about it And guess what all feelings they they dissipate, but you it's they get worse They extend when you fight them when you resist you I don't want to feel it and you and you don't want to actually process the feeling and deal with it I mean having that understanding that all those emotions are natural to have It's like it really is something that could serve you so much better to learn younger I don't want to learn that at 40 right teach me that at 13 right, you know Yeah, it would make high school a lot easier to deal with yeah I mean, they should teach kids the value of exercise in terms of mental health the benefits that it has on that Nope, you have to figure that out on your own.

54:36Yeah, you figure that out through trial and error through your own life Totally, yeah, nobody's teaching unless you listen to podcasts. Nobody's teaching you that in school How to think no no one's teaching how to think and no one's teach no one who you admire Who lives a a good life is teaching you how they do it? Yeah, you know, that's that's another thing people are real stingy With you know their own yes personal success formulas. Oh, yeah Well, that's when you that's one of my big like the litmus test for a good person like what I go This is a cool motherfucker is people who are willing to share information Mm -hmm.

55:09It's a really like it's a gauge. Yeah, I'm a solid person. Yeah, is when you go like like how did you? How'd you build the studio? There's the person who goes It takes work. I had my guys. I'm like all right Right, that's them going like I'm not gonna tell you right that's mind exactly and then this person who's like Here's this card. Give him a call. He's awesome. It's like people who share information whatever it is Mm -hmm are the people who don't have that insecurity that like what if you have it then it's no longer mine right and by the way It's only good. It's good for the person like save it It's someone who does something you need a mechanic.

55:48I have the best fucking mechanic in Austin's guys is shit Yeah, I'll tell you about them all fucking you know, and then if you do that and then he gets work Yeah, and then he goes oh Joe says you're awesome. Oh, that's nice. It feels good. Isn't that amazing though? How how people so people are like no, that's my mechanic If I call if I give you him I need my fucking car work done first first. Yeah first Okay, it's such a so you gotta tell me if you're gonna bring your car because if I need my car work done I called first Yeah, it's gross. It's just famine famine mentality. Yeah, it's common in everything So stupid mindset But it also comes from being around groups of people to think that way Yeah, if you if you get fortunate enough to be around someone who doesn't think that I'm very fortunate in martial arts because in martial arts It's a very Maritocracy based thing where and it's also you need really good people to get good.

56:42Yeah, so everybody like cherishes and and also Respects and celebrates people that are really good. Yeah, cuz it's like it's good for everybody It is it's all that's good in comedy too, and you see someone killing you like damn go watch this guy watch this guy Yeah, fuck yeah, and then you get a juice get a little juice out of it Yeah, you if you look at it the right way. Yeah, you do watching great stand -up is like medicinal Mm -hmm. It is inspiring. Yes Yeah, it's make and it makes you go like I mean, I think I told you this that like when I was at the club and a tell was in town Mm -hmm It was just a great Remind not just watching him on stage, which was fantastic, but just hanging out with him.

57:20Yes, it just took me like it actually took me back to like Oh, yes like hanging out with somebody like this in the green room reminds you of all the things you love about Doing stand -up the green room at that club. Yeah, it's been the greatest thing that I've ever experienced Yeah, it's been great because I knew well first of all I knew the the setup was perfect because both Both rooms are right next to the green room is in the middle in the center It's literally you mean you can go from the green room onto the little stage in 30 seconds Yeah, and then you can go downstairs to get to the other one and you're watching on the monitors and you got the balcony Yeah, it's so centrally located.

57:56It's so perfect Yeah, and you you're above you can go watch the show from the balcony Yeah, so anytime like you know Shane Gill is on stage. Yeah, go out there and watch a set We'll watch a set and you go back inside and everybody's laughing. It's fucking amazing So good. Yeah, it's all about the hang because that was the bed You know, it's we still always say that about the store. Yeah, it's what was the best part of the story you go the parking lot Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but this is we have a parking lot with a bar Yeah, and a private bathroom. Yeah, it's like the whole thing is set up.

58:30It's nice It's so nice, but that the just to be able to be around those guys all the time Rich Voss was in last week Yeah, oh my god, he's fun. I was I think Tony Woods is there this weekend. I was trying to excited came in for the night But I was trying to make it yet last time I got delayed. I couldn't come in his Tony Woods as weekend Tony Woods is a funny motherfucker. Tony Woods is oh my god. He's so good. I was so excited to get him in here He went to the Vulcan that fucking guy went went on on stage of the Vulcan with some shit And he was just talking about in the green room like it's and something not a bit Yeah organic.

59:06Yeah, and then went on stage. It was killing for five minutes with it Yeah, just so smooth So what a veteran Tony was a veteran when I met him. Yeah, so I met him in like 92 91 somewhere and no and no like Errogance of that guy Bible versus yeah sends me Bible verses and tells me God bless me all the time all the time did he's there is people don't even know He's so good folks if you get this when is this coming out this coming out tomorrow tomorrow? Yeah, so if you get this July 7 through 9 Tony Woods at the mother ship. It's probably already sold out can't recommend it enough I did a shoreline amphitheater in northern California.

59:50I think that's what it's called. Mm -hmm Just north of San Francisco San Francisco with Chappelle and like a lineup, you know like a festival style lineup Dude Tony Woods went up like fifth And did I don't know 20 minutes 18 20 minutes There's 22 ,000 people whoo And he got a standing ovation and the rest of us just looked at each other like oh shit I had to go ask where I was like fuck And he got off and I go what the fuck was that I mean standing ovation he goes it was a college set That's what it was like a set that he did it. He's a college set. I go the fuck man. What are you talking about the college?

1:00:34That's how to calm is but yeah also Shepelle fans know like real hardcore shiplle fans knows Yeah, that Dave was really inspired by Tony and he's been told to come under his wings. Yeah, Dave was like Yeah, a teenager and DC. Yeah, yeah, and they've been friends for decades Yeah, I'm so glad the internet sort of brought Tony Woods back in people's mind. Yeah, you guys don't know if if if you have not seen this guy Yeah, truly a masterful stand up masterful. Yeah, I know a thou ask God. Yeah, he's on the podcast Theroux Thursday Thursday. Yeah, so I like I he's a bit but it's the sweetest guy in the world man He probably the thing is he's probably done what I just described you so many times that if you brought it out to him He'd be like oh yeah, you know about that killing yeah, you know But it's that guy that has a total lack of promotion.

1:01:25He doesn't promote and he has zero promotion in him He doesn't promote anything. Yeah, unfortunately because the talent levels through the fucking roof He's one of the best comics on earth totally and I have 20 on earth I bet he could also is one of the guys who legitimately Like at your club if he wanted to could do like five different sets. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Forever and he just he's got material and everything that's my theme park set Is that your new hour? That's from 96 Yeah, okay. Yeah, no, he's a murderer. Yeah, it's so good But you know, it's like that's the beautiful thing about this business is you will run into those guys that are Much more talented than they are popular Yeah, it's interesting and then you run into people that are much more popular than they are Yes, people that are really good at staying popular and that's a skill set That's when you realize along the longer you do this and I think that is only relevant in the internet age Yeah, age of this where like People there are people who always have that thing of like they know how to get people Talking about him.

1:02:38Yeah, and juice stuff about them And it becomes there it becomes like the thing that they actually worked on right? What have you been working on? They're like staying Popular right like in my promotions. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a big thing What then you look at their stand -up and you go do you got to do that with that stuff? I remember I remember like an early version of this where this guy was like can you get me on Stage at this club And he had he had I kind of knew I didn't know him well. I probably should have listened to my own Inner dialogue about that, but I was like, you know, you feel the pressure when the person's right in front of you So I go All right, so the club owner is there and I go Can my friend do a spot?

1:03:28And they're like is he good and I'm like yeah So he goes up and he he pretty much just eats shit right and I was like fuck And so of course the club guys like the fuck was that right and I'm like, I don't know so I talked to him and I go dude You know he goes just if he'll let me do it another I said on the late show Yeah, I'll do a different set and I was like Yeah, so I go let him do a different set of the late show And the club owners like no Are you sure? I'm like yeah And here's the thing how many years in will you? A few not many not now and I go no no no and I go I go all right Here's the thing the reason I even brought this up is that the guy this is years ago Had like the best website I'd ever seen at the time I was like his website's fucking amazing And like all his marketing tools were incredible.

1:04:33Yeah, you know like he had like cool business card And like you went to his site and you were like shit looks like a locate yeah dude like his site looked like fucking Nike build, you know I was like this thing is fucking rad, you know And he goes up on the second the hit for his second set not only does he eat shit But he does the same set as like as the first Right and I go dude you did the same shit and he was just like Yeah, and I could see he was in the and I actually left I go All your shit is cool Your website on I go you got to work more on what you're doing on stage So like that's your priority.

1:05:10Don't you think though that that's like a distraction because they're not working on that other stuff 1000 % so they they concentrate on the promotion because they're distracting themselves in the fact They're not working on the difficult stuff and not only is that 100 % true But there's so many parallels in life to that sure we can all go like I'm working on this thing to avoid this thing Yes, and then you can and especially if you get good at the side thing And then people go like oh wow yeah, you're cooking really has gotten incredible Yes, you're just like not working on anything else, you know Yeah, it's very easy to do very easy and we can all trick ourselves Very very easy to trick yourself.

1:05:49Yeah, it's very easy to do Yeah, it's um would stand up. It's incredibly easy to be like I'm working on this other project though Right, and you can make excuses. I did that when I was on news radio for sure I was doing the same set for like two years. I wasn't a fix in anything. It kills you In turn killed me Just my ability I was I wasn't connected to the material anymore. I was just saying it You know and then I had one set in front of some producers and I bombed H it and then I really felt bad really felt because I knew why I H I just I knew I had a flat set which was not connected I wasn't and I knew I wasn't working on it I hadn't written anything in a long time and then I Bored down and I got way better like within six months.

1:06:39I was I was killing Doing all this new shit. I was completely re -invigory You know, I was also getting better sets to like the the set I bombed it was like one a .m. In the main room where you cannot be suck You have to grab those people and hang onto them. You have to agree they have to know you're good They've seen everything. It's one o 'clock in the morning or in Hollywood And I was you know going on after people that were way better than me. Just a shirt Yeah, you need those sets though. They're so good for you those fucking bombs It's like heartbreak too. You need those that sounds like a terrible counterintuitive thing to feel bad is good for you but You need perspective and it only the real perspective only comes the hard way disappointment Yeah, disappointment heartbreak like you failure heartbreak is a real good one.

1:07:33Yeah failure. Yeah, you fail Failure in a relationship failure in a friendship failure in a business venture Failure artistically failure athletically failure failure failure. Yeah, that shit right there Dude when you're saying the patellite that I had a patellite tendon graft on my left knee I got my ACL reconstructed and they took a slice of the patellite they were like don't worry about it The things really big. I was like now I'm thinking about I'm like how big is it? You know my step blows out because He was like 90 forget the 90s 3 % of Patellar tendon tears happen at a connection point In other words, you know, there's two points of connection either at the on the patellar or on the what is it the tibia?

1:08:19Might be correct. Yeah, he's like you're snapped in that middle He goes was just takes a tremendous amount of force Which makes sense when you think about how because I was leaping He's like he's leaping as hard as you can right and you retired and you'd fucked it up The couple of days before right I fucked it up earlier that day. Oh Jesus and so and he's like so it's a really weird like it's an unusual place to tear Injuries bro injuries. Yeah, I've had so many. Yeah, but you know what that's one another good thing about martial arts in jiu jitsu. It's like I understand like that there's stuff you have to do to make sure you don't get injured as often Like that's one of the reasons why I stay strong like I don't want to be weak when you're weak you get hurt You know in old people that's one of the major reasons why they fall down is just their feeble Yeah, you know, there's a there's an interesting video not a video of photography a series of Cross sections of people's anatomy done through MRI So they show a 70 year old sedentary person next to a 70 year old triathlete.

1:09:28It's wild They show a 40 year old sedentary person next to a 40 year old uh, triathlete. Yeah, and there's all these I mean obviously not saying you have to be a triathlete but just being strong Being strong enough to do stuff is so important the only way you get that way is lifting weights working out The only thing I keep preaching to my friends and my family's circle of people I'm around Especially guys guys and women. I want to make that point too women too is You have to have resistance weight resistance People get into their they when they hear that they keep thinking like tremendously heavy weight like oh I'm not gonna be a power lift and you're like no shit Yeah, like and you shouldn't even try to be just yeah, there it is look at the cross section So the top is the guy who has the um the workout schedule and it's all muscle and then the bottom is just mostly fat The same size leg and it's just this weak ass Bitch ass muscle around the fat.

1:10:29Yeah, when I see that I want to like kick him That bottom one just just You know you see too like to slam a shit into that When you're in the hotel gyms And sometimes you see these dudes of all ages, but I would say starting at like 40 into the 70s is the guy who walks it he walks in I'm kind of like the beginning of dropped head syndrome. Uh -huh like this and immediately You know This guy's going to the elliptical or treadmill Because that guy doesn't lift weights right no, but like and all you'd have to do like not all you have to do But if you want to avoid that path Weight training. Yeah start lifting weights.

1:11:07Yeah have some type of resistance training put your body under that stress your muscles and your skeletal structure under the stress Of picking up something and resisting build your muscle. Yeah, I have like this conversation with my cousins and my siblings and my friends all the time who I see on the path of like not touching weights Like dude, it's not gonna you're not gonna be fine just doing the elliptical right It's gonna deteriorate even guys that I know that do jujitsu Especially as they get into their 40s I was telling you're not working out you know other than training you're only doing jujitsu and like yeah, I got to At least once a week you should be lifting weights at least once a week She really should be doing it a little bit every day.

1:11:51Yeah, but the key is a little every day That's the povletot saline method You know, I think If you can if you're doing something else like jujitsu you really you can get by With a couple of workouts in the morning and a couple of workouts in the afternoon where you're not even killing yourself You're just like doing some kettlebells doing some chin -ups doing some push -ups But you're making your body do these things even if you do only one set of chin -ups You do ten chin -ups do 20 dips do 20 push -ups do 20 body weights or just do that just do that just do that Just that that's weight. It's your physical weight your body weight Yeah, you know, and if you can get some kettlebells get some kettlebells and do you know 10 clean presses each side It's not a lot.

1:12:32It'll take you two minutes do it in the morning do it tonight do it twice If you do that all the time your body just to get it's accustomed to doing that all the time And then you develop tissue that protects your joints and your tendons get stronger and then you know You have the ability to do stuff. Yeah, but you could tell I mean like those scans are wild obviously They're seeing the real thing. Yeah, but when I see just Like regular dudes that are older and you see the guy that is active Yeah, man, it really blows you away just the way that they stand yeah, they stand a different way Yeah, man, their shoulders are back and you go oh man this guy.

1:13:12Yeah, this guy's been active for 40 years Yeah, and the guy that is fucking walking down the hole like this. I always find those dads I was find those dads that like when I have these parent -teacher things. I'm like that guy less weights. Yeah, hey buddy Yeah, yeah I met this jack through the other day I was like your my new friend left out the 40 year old. It looks the same. Yeah, the 40 -year -old triathlete I was trying to explain that but that was just yeah, it's basically the same same amount of muscle tissue That's incredible. Yeah Well, was that a parent -teacher thing? Yeah, super jack guy t -shirt shorts.

1:13:48I was like look at you buddy. Yeah, we're hanging in there That's cool. Yeah, that's the thing though is you actually you start to be drawn to people like that. Oh, yeah I know that guy's fucking put in the work Yeah, like a guy who can be that fit at 55 years old. I'm like see him. All right It's a winner. Yeah, I can hang out with that guy. I want to hang out that winner winner Winner. Yeah, that guy knows how to do it if you're still you haven't quit now Yeah, and you know you're driving a Porsche so you have money. Yeah, so like okay, why you haven't given laid back now Okay, I gotta get that portion.

1:14:16That's my buddy. Yeah Yeah, I just you you know You cannot do it. You don't have to but if you want if you want you'll have to be better It's one of those things. It has to be done. Yeah, and you guys like who are in their 50s are just gonna You're gonna be the guys that in your 60s and 70s people go like you're fucking 65. Yeah, holy shit Yeah, there was this dude that was training with Tim Kennedy a couple months back He posted on his Instagram and then his dad came his dad was 70 six pack Fit his fuck really this is wild 70. Okay, canary in the coal mine That's I used to say about still on he was my canary in the coal mine.

1:14:53Yeah He said he got fat as fuck though at one point in time. He did yeah, he got a giant belly I don't know if that was for a movie he did is out for a movie Yeah, there was a movie where they um he plays like a either a police officer or security guard and they told him You gotta get fat. You gotta get fat. He did he was like I was eating pancakes every day You know, wow he went that's a rough thing to do in your 70. I think this was actually it was a little while ago For this one. So maybe we're thinking about two different movies, but yeah that oh no, no, no I remember that I remember that that was a very good movie.

1:15:23Yeah, he got he actually gave us that way There's like a flood or something right? What was that movie copland that was a very good movie and he was very good in it. He was he can act Yeah, he can he but I remember watching him talk about gaining weight for that right So you're saying a different a different one. No, it's recent. Oh, he was on the beach in my I think he was going to a divorce He's probably drinking a lot of beer. Oh, okay, cuz he got divorced for a little while He was getting divorced and he just stopped getting his yeah, why do I know this but there's a semester still on Belly on beach he was real fat on the beach See we're used to them Looking like in that picture where he's got the t -shirt.

1:15:58Yeah How old is he now till gonna? Yeah, that's not even a good. That's not even a bad one some of the other ones They're like yeah, there is like he's fucking huge belly. Yeah, that's beer or son. That's beer and lasagna Yeah, that's what that is. That's give it into them guinea instincts. Yeah For sure Jersey had a UFC a month ago. It's just the sandwich thing. Yes You know good, you know that like my salivary glands watching A dog I think one of my favorite like when you talk about your favorite things to eat for me like in it An Italian sub like a dog with all the meat this this guy Giovanni from G and R.

1:16:41Deli in the Bronx This these are really crazy. Yes. Oh my god that one right there. I think that was Chicken chicken cutlet with sun dried peppers and Fret's fresh mozzarella. Yeah, and That's just one of them, but there was a bunch of different sandwiches that he made this was in the Bronx Yeah, that's my man Tommy Jr And this was one that they made with pork. It was fantastic. Do these people know how to eat Italians know how to eat they go hard and this guy Giovanni you go to his see that one in the back That's the what they call the Bronx Godfather. That's fucking sensational So the greatest Italian sub I've ever had in my life.

1:17:23It was so good. Do you die over eight so hardcore? Yeah I ate and we they gave us so they're so generous. They gave us like a tray of sandwiches and we brought them to the UFC So I was telling all the other on air guys my you know DC DC loves this food. Yeah, I was like come have a sandwich He's like oh, yeah, they grab look at my fat face. Yeah That's amazing. Yeah, so I'll go off the rails bro Yeah, I'll go on the rails every now and then yeah, yeah, yeah I went out to dinner with Matt Sarah in John Rollo the other day So it's three guineas at an attempt at red ash So I had to go off the rails I had the at the bone marrow with the garlic bread But I'll do that one meal Maybe a week, but mostly not yeah, well you can't I mean if you do it all the time It's just yeah, you just have to make sure you don't do it all the time When I think when I take people to red ash I I turn into like an ambassador like I'm like, please like show them what you guys do and like I have them bring like Yeah, 10 dishes.

1:18:20Well, we've had a bunch of employee meetings there. It's before especially before we started the club Yeah, sort of bonding meetings. It's hard to not indulge at red ash. It's amazing And we would tell them just have the chef bring over anything. Yeah, they would just bring over plate It's incredible. It's amazing. I can't wait to go back actually Yeah, it's a great place. Well Austin is amazing for food. Yeah, it's amazing. It's such a good place for food There's so many good restaurants popping up all the time. There's already good good places and they keep happening new shit here Just keeps opening that you're like oh my have you been alone some dove?

1:18:52I have not oh my god. So good What's so good they have they they sell rattlesnake sausage they serve. I should say rattlesake sausage A lot of wild game dishes. There's a southern one that I went to here. It's so fucking good. I went with Philip um Philip Lee. What was the name of it? I got to look it up. Okay. I'll ask him There's so many places here man. Yeah, I mean his place is too hard in oh yeah, no his places are insane That sushi by scratch out in uh, where's that what's you here fix fixie? No I've heard that place is the shit dude. Is it all the old a may is that step? Oh, I think I don't know um that fixie That place is supposed to be fantastic.

1:19:40You say fixie or fix? I say Whatever it is if I actually probably fixie. I heard that place fantastic. There's so many good places out here. There's good uh, if you've been to Abba Um, yes, that place is great too. Yes, amazing. They're all a may there you go. That's it. All a may. Yeah, bro. Yeah, that place is outstanding Damn son. That's outstanding Yeah So so good. Yeah, I went to ADC burger last night Which one? And ADC burger. Oh, not a damn chance burger. It's Phillips burger play. It might be the best burger on earth Oh, yeah, that's his too. It might be the best burger on earth the only person in contention is the golden tiger I want to eat too, but golden tiger is pretty fucking good.

1:20:22That's that one I have not been to And I almost got it After the club one night Phillips home who's greatest burger has ever had that's why Philip decided to make NADC burger really wanted to like perfect the American cheeseburger Golden tiger is it downtown um east side? Yeah east side it's open late. Yeah, real late It's like a food truck and it has outdoor seating. It's amazing. I gotta try it. It's so good You think it might be also one of my Favorite favorite things in the world is is just a simply made Cheeseburger. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I when I was last time I was there I ate three cheeseburgers and a chicken sandwich at golden tiger.

1:21:02Yeah Three three and a chicken sandwich fried might have been high Yeah, that was an off the rails moment. I have my off the rails moments. Yeah phenomenal. To that looks so good I'd like Anything fried now just ruined me And I don't think I another thing I absolutely loved is a fried chicken sandwich. You know what I really miss Fried chicken and waffles at Roscoe. Oh, Roscoe's come on man LA staple yeah with the hot sauce on the chicken and the maple syrup on the waffles and the butter Slice it up. Hope you don't get shot. Eat it all Look at that. Oh man. Oh That food is so good. It's so good.

1:21:51There's a wild place too There's a lot of people you know like last time I was there there was a lot of people I knew there a lot of comics Yeah, a lot of dudes from store were there. I was like this is it's such a classic LA place. Yeah, was it on union Well, there's one that was near us What I say us when we had sunset and gower. Yeah, that's right. He's radio was right down his tree. So we used to get it for lunch there This the shit And yet it's one of those things the first time you hear it you're like what do you talk about? Why would you make chicken with waffle? That doesn't even make sense and you sit there and you eat it But it's also like the perfect chicken like they're your chickens off the charts.

1:22:25Yeah, fried chicken But it's also it's like that recipe. They got it down. They've been doing it forever You know exactly how to serve you of roscos fried chicken. Yeah, you eat it like oh This is what I was waiting for yeah, and then the sugar And the fucking butter. Yeah Oh, and then you dip the chicken in the And then you And it was hot sauce too. Fuck it. Let's go I need naps right after the naps. Yeah, you're insulin crashes. You're your whole body. It's all done. You're sugar crashes What are you doing? What is this and then you think though that there's people eat like that every day. Yeah.

1:23:03I remember one time I had a A double cheeseburger with fries and a large milkshake because like a large milkshake and by the time I finished a large milkshake Literally felt like I got poisoned yeah, I was like oh Felt terrible. Of course. It was not worth it. Yeah, there's no it's the wildest trick your body does to you is to especially with like a big heavy sugar meal Yeah, your your body tricks you and I think it's good while you're doing it does It's totally a trick you know that when you eat the capacity feeling Well, yeah, and you're like I feel sick. I think I ate like that every day for 15 years Yeah, that's my number one problem.

1:23:43Yeah, I was like, but I don't do that when I eat the carnivore diet Yeah, I don't do it. Yeah me has a high level of satiety I think is the word which means You feel safe? Yeah, you'd say shaded real real quickly You know when your body's out enough you like yeah, you've had enough. Yeah, yeah, it's good Then you just look over at that freezer like is there ice cream? You guys know ice cream Gotta earn that ice cream son ice cream is that is a Yeah, that's that's a hard one. Oh, yeah, I get a whole fucking pint of that shit. I'll get in there Yeah, I'll do the shit where like I see them, you know at the grocery store Yeah, and I I start grabbing and then all of a sudden like the next day Christine will be like are there six different I'm like, I don't know the kids are here that they might like I'm like talking about the kids are here the kids eat ice cream.

1:24:33Yeah, yeah Muse mint chocolate chip really I actually love chocolate chip not meant really yes, I like chocolate chip not meant to yeah, that's shit's my That is my absolute favorite. I remember The first time I got high with Eddie He took me to we went to basking robins and I had an ice cream sundae and I was like this is the greatest thing the world is ever invented a hot fudge Sunday I was like it was insane. Oh, it's it whatever the fuck marijuana does to your senses of like especially your sense of taste Yeah, it's insane. Oh, yeah, we used to in college. We used to get high out of our minds like like full -bong rips joints like just eyes bleeding like And then we would take We would take a blender put in like a whole tub of ice cream Milk and then scoops of peanut butter oh blend that up and it just felt like you were drinking peanut butter Oh, and when you're high, so and I would do it until I vomit I would drink them until I peed Because there's no alarm that goes off right goes stop you're like no, it's too you feel like a dog like an animal Just like yeah, if you leave a dog if around the food it wants it just eats until it's sick, you know Your body has to be so confused as to what form this food is taking too.

1:25:52Yeah, like if you're if you're having like a like a milk shake There's so much sugar and it's frozen and there's milk like what is this the fuck is this your body has no Reference like if your body's eating an apple like other is a very sweet apple, but it's an apple. I know what to do with this Your body's eating that it's like what the fuck is this what is this not yeah like an ice cold Coca -Cola Oh my god your body's like give me more of that what the fuck is that also that that everyone's we all know it that formula at McDonald's Why that's the best tasting coke and diet coke on the planet why they have it because what happens is when you when you're in establishment like a restaurant You get you know A formula like the the gun has a blend and there's definitely a different formula at the McDonald's Oh, there's been anything written about those yeah, oh interesting.

1:26:49I didn't know that oh it how go if you're dry by McDonald's You get a diet coke you'll be like what the fuck? Okay, typically restaurants get their soda syrups and plastic bags with Coca -Cola does something different from McDonald's The fast food chain gets their coke syrup delivered in stainless steel tanks According to the New York Times of material keeps the soda fresher and your tongue can taste the difference a thousand percent Right, but is it a more potent blend or is it just because it's in the tanks? I don't know but it does taste so much better. This says their filtration system is top tier It is simply wow there's all these articles about being some people would say both like Regular coke you'll all say and you're like oh man and Dioza's an article McDonald's does says there are many reasons the Coca -Cola tastes so great at McDonald's We simply follow the guidelines set by Coca -Cola and take steps to ensure that we serve a high quality fountain beverage Well, congratulations you do that.

1:27:43Yes, the water and Coca -Cola syrup are pre -chilled before entering our fountain dispensers with the ratio Serup set to allow for ice to melt oh so that it doesn't get watered down with the ice so they are making it stronger But does that smart? Isn't this tell you something though that how everything is in the details? I mean like yeah, this is something that probably a restaurant would be like Coca -Cola would say you should do this and they go Whatever right, you know like whatever. We'll just we'll just put it in the gun and and sent but I Believed that McDonald's Sticks to that because it is consistent and it is so much different tasting even what they said about their straws Yeah, so their straws are typically wider than the typical straw so you have a different amount coming Yeah, give it to me right my face hole you fucking fuck my mouth the coke Big old fat tube of it so fucking Extra -serpy because what are the ice melts?

1:28:35Yeah What's the the ice melts you know their ice is better there they're better. I say I have better. I have filtered water There you go By the way, we're not paid by McDonald's for this. No, I don't even eat that stuff But if I did it's filet fishes I can eat five of those fuck really I love filets of fishes. I don't even know what that is McDonald's has this thing to where there's a temperature Swing where it goes from being the best thing you can eat at that moment right this Unedible dog food right like you like throw this down. I was In California a few months ago, and I had a quarter pounder.

1:29:09It's actually quite a while ago 10 months ago And I had a quarter pounder for the first time and fucking forever But I was starving yeah, and I had to eat and I was headed to the airport and I was just pulling this drive through Yeah, I could get a quarter pounder Yeah, like I could taste the sugar in a quarter pounder. They're bread even is I think yeah It tastes like a pastry. Yeah, I was like this is interesting. It was very good. Yeah, I enjoyed it I really did I'm a quarter pounder fan Yeah, I don't know what they're doing, but it's it's fucking delicious That's the thing I think you really notice about certain foods when you stay away from them Mm -hmm is that when you reintroduce them you go oh, I didn't realize that I was this is this tastes way different Yeah, it's way different.

1:29:48I thought it was gonna taste like an in -and -out cheeseburger Yeah, like a cheeseburger like in -and -out is the gold standard for me for for fast food places That's the you can't fuck with it, but they have a stand and and five guys they have stand I mean in -and -out has high standards. Oh, yeah, but whether or not there they are For your palette you can't negate that they have high standards Some people hate their fries. I know. Can you hate their fries? You see them chop the potatoes in fact I just wish they didn't beef talo because they do in some bullshit seed oils That's what that's what they yeah, I'm sure what is it what is uh in -and -out use oil for their fries?

1:30:25Everybody uses like canola oil Which is basically industrial lubricant that stuff was invented the luba machines really Sunflower all same shit. Yeah, yeah, it's supposed to get that much sunflower oil in your body at one point in time. It's not normal But they definitely I've seen sounds healthy doesn't it? It does actually some sounds good. That shit's not healthy They watch them they're chopping the produce right there. Oh, yeah, right? Yeah The meat is fresh it's not frozen and it tastes it nice biblical verse on the bottom of the cup. Oh, that's so sweet beautiful I we don't you know I love flying Dutchmans.

1:31:01Yeah, yeah, that's what I get the secret menus is really fascinating They have it in a while. Yeah animal style and all that jazz. Yeah, nothing's on not printed though Yeah, how do you find that out? I know somebody yeah somebody told me about the first time and then I googled it And it's it's much more extensive than you it's not like two or three things. Oh, yeah, it's a shit tongue. It's a lot of things Yeah, things I've never heard it before. Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, yeah, but it's fucking delicious. Mm -hmm. I'm a fan. I'm a fan I also did it is such a different taste though than a McDonald's burger McDonald's burger is like It was sweet.

1:31:33I'd like to know how much what how many grimes of sugars in a quarter pounder? It's gotta be it. I'm telling you. It's gotta be from that bread too. It's gotta be from everything It seems like it's from the ketchup to it seems like the condiments had some sugar sugar content Yeah, just tasted like it had sugar on it like I'm real sensitive to that. So I eat them like whoo It was good though. I also love a chick -fil -a sandwich. What love a chick -fil -a? Yeah, I love your wife's joke about them She's so funny, man. Oh, she's so funny 10 grams 10 grams of sugar Eight of it's added. Those might be the bread.

1:32:11Mm -hmm. Okay, so it's too natural and eight added so it must be eight grams of sugar in the bread Yeah, yeah, that's in a quarter pounder. Yeah, that's kind of a lot Yeah, like a really sugary drink like ketchup Mm -hmm. Yeah, that's what I was saying to have felt like the ketchup was kind of sweet So it's probably the bun and the ketchup good though. So good It's a good move to put that eight grams in there. Yeah, it's so fucking good. It makes it more delicious If you're only looking for something delicious, you've heard of McDonald's secret menu. No, I have some weird shit on here like this The land sea and air burger Fish filet chicken and burger Well, the difference is though.

1:32:53I feel like if you stab you if you order that if you yeah if you order that First of all, I think they'd be like the fuck are you talking about look at this McCrape The McGang bang shot the fuck away. I'd come on. Are you serious? I don't know which place is gonna really know about them, but I've seen people ask like they follow through with a video and go ask for some of this stuff What there's a weird viral thing going on right now with them because they have a grimaced milkshake Yeah, people are making some crazy videos about like what happened to me after a Oh like red band did with uh 100 % yeah Whenever red band did with Pepsi spice.

1:33:25No, did you never knew about that? No It's the greatest troll red band ever pulled off really red band bought Pepsi spice calm And then he documented his enjoying delicious Pepsi spice and so as he's drinking Pepsi spice He's losing weight He's getting blood in his diarrhea He's dying At the end of his making videos. This is like young red band Pepsi spice project promo I Don't know what this has to do with anything So he's filming himself drinking Pepsi spice So anyway, so he may he bought Pepsi spice calm and he had to give it to Pepsi after a while. Oh really But I mean, I think it still exists somewhere online, but they they came to him.

1:34:20They were like hey motherfucker Well kill you It went viral, you know at the time like whatever viral is in the year 2001 Imagine like the threat from a corporation like that. Oh my god The Pepsi spice project Yeah, it's very funny We'd continues to add I like to stamp yesterday I'm afraid to have sex I keep thinking that my over -caffeinated sperm would blow a hole through the back of a girl's head It's just so stupid so stupid, but that's the funnest thing to do is a stupid bit That's red band. Yeah, he loves silly shit. Yeah, it's for him was like the ultimate platform Yeah, like to find and non -sophisticated company.

1:35:05Yeah, it doesn't recognize the internet So you didn't buy Pepsi spice calm before you release Pepsi spice you fucking idiot Yeah, this back then companies didn't even care about websites. What's a website? We sell people still can like hose You see it on social media where they'll they'll grab a Twitter handle and the company hasn't Locked it down yet, right tweet like they're from that company Well people are tweeting like they're from Bud Light now because uh, you know There's there's Bud Light if you go Bud Light underscore so they're making these are like very subtle commercials They're like almost as like nothing goes with weeners like Bud Light Wow, you know, and it's like two hot dogs I didn't realize people like what is this is real The parody account and then there it is a parody.

1:35:50Yeah, but it's subtle. I didn't realize that that uh That like what's it called You know Them people abandoning it would be that true but like I know it's crazy It really has stuck and they there was a I saw an article about revenue Then like and and the the share that they have of the market and how it has totally taken a shift like 26 billion dollars That's crazy. Yeah, they really really did boy. I was looking for they were boycotting it. Yeah, and then The trans movement got mad that they didn't support Dylan Mulvaney So a lot of like LBGTQ and whatever the other letters are those bars stop carrying Bud Light So it's because they felt like Bud Light didn't back them up and then there was video footage of them sponsoring a pride parade So it's like a Bud Light Parade Truck with a bunch of people dancing around like we like to fuck guys too, and I'm a girl Yeah, I like to fuck girls like it's whatever it is.

1:36:59It's like they're like dancing around inside this yeah So the now they're advertising in front of the pride people and so then the people are like Fucking doubling down. It's like they can't win. No, so the pride people are mad How weird is it that when you say pride? Yeah people immediately think of gay pride means gay. How wild is that yeah, that they did that Yeah, they own like that's it's came for laska's has brown pride tattooed on his chest Yeah, now people like what do you try to say he's gay brown? What's that what do you try to say? You know, it used to be you were proud Right now it's gay.

1:37:37It's meant it definitely means why I'm here pride month queer month. I'm at imagine you don't even have to say gay pride anymore. Yeah, you say pride month How insidious they snuck it in they slowly took over pride like they took over the rainbow. It's yeah rainbows are That is It's so funny to think that university Hawaii used to have rainbows on their helmets can't have anymore Well, that also I too beautiful. I think the football team was like can we get something? Like it was not even related to gay. They're like shouldn't we be the tiger? Yeah, it's like give us and they finally changed it.

1:38:07What do they know? Well, I forget what the but they they put out like a more badass design on the helmets But for years it was a rainbow You know because it was like Hawaii, you know supposed to be in there like come on man We're supposed to be out to yeah, that was on the side of a helmet now. It's the at like on the bottom It's like that age, you know, they're not crazy though. The the rainbow has become I mean it's a it's a gay Rainbow's a gay thing. It was a gay. Yeah, I mean, that's what it is now pride. It's a gay thing The word is like we say you have straight pride people like really. Yeah, of course.

1:38:40Do you really? Do you really yeah, you should first of all why? Yeah, you're 99 % of the people proud to be proud of Yeah, fuck you proud of like they had a pride pride a straight pride parade And I was like if I wasn't gay guy trying to fuck a guy in the closet. That's where I would go Tell it tell it go that straight pride pray and see who's yelling the loudest. Let me see who I can get over here. Yeah You want to argue This is such a weird time man such a weird time because unfortunately because of social media now Anything that you do you can you can form an identity around it and then it can be like your identity In terms of like your source of like how you view yourself in the world You no longer view yourself in the world as just a human being That's just accepted for whatever you're interested in now you're in like a very specific category or group And then there's other people in that group and you you think there's people that are opposed you and there are people that are post them Yeah, so then then you're in conflict now you're a part of a gang You know, it's gonna go after those people that are against us fuck them It's wild.

1:39:54Yeah, it's costing too big. Zosting Exhausting and people want to fight they want to argue about shit. Don't you just feel like the I mean like I don't I get such mental Fatigue from a lot of this stuff I just feel like I'm an observer and I Kind of put it to the side and go I just I can't you can't entertain and ingest every one of these things going on well That's the if you're a conspiracy theorist. Yeah, this is this is the real conspiracy the conspiracy is Have as many social problems as possible to distract people get distracted by the people concentrate on whether it's A pandemic whether it's masks vaccines Pride Transmovement drag show sponsor drag shows for kids if you want people to get mad and want people to get distracted right right Sponsored focus on that get get people to think that it's a good idea to do that and watch watch the outrage You know get people to think that the oceans are gonna be boiling in five years You know, right get get people to think that if we don't change like that was one of the things that Greta Thurnebrook said five years ago That will all be dead okay?

1:41:03It's five years later, and we're not all dead So you're definitely wrong and you're 16 so why they flying you out to Ukraine like what's going on So there's these so many of these fucking social distractions that are in our face all day long about everything And I feel like sometimes that's what I feel like about Supreme Court rulings We're gonna take away Roe v Wade and never say what the fuck what yeah what and that's another one And then that one becomes a thing that people Identify as the most important problem that they have to solve and while all this is going on Money's getting moved around decisions are getting made yeah, and it's a brilliant cover for wild shit Yeah, because all you have to do ever really is a is follow the money on anything Yeah, you see what's actually happening and everything else is a distraction to that brother I've been following this hundred Biden shit.

1:41:53You see the new he was smoking crack wise driving 175 miles an hour to Vegas in a Porsche Yeah, but to be fair it was a turbo s and those are thrilling to drive oh yeah I can imagine it's probably easy to get 175 and that fucking car easy. Those are amazing. That's a rocket ship. It really is That is a rocket ship. Those are incredible and the way that thing handles oh my goodness You get behind the turbo ass and tell me you don't want to hit 175. Yeah, especially if there's like no one there Not only that if there's hookers at the end of it and you're on crack Yeah, and he's smoking crack while he's driving 175 wow now he really has substantial issues.

1:42:31I mean with because I'm saying I or he's lived the dream. Yeah, what's the dream? What's the dream if you're a fucking total degenerate? What's the dream? Smoking crack getting hookers Driving fastest fuck and making millions of dollars through illegal activity because your dad's rich 175 But also this fucking thing of like he's always filmed doing this. This is always himself. That's what I'm saying self -imposed So then he posted it? No, no, no, I think they found it, but who knows what's real anymore? That's another problem like any Video you see today going through so he's going through the desert doing uh -huh.

1:43:08Yeah, but a lot of people do do that No, I know people it's a famous place where people driving fast that's booking though. That's different. Oh, yeah I've hit a hundred and and a little over 175 is 175 isn't saying things are coming so quick really moving man I mean what's the top end of that car? It's probably 200 yeah probably like a little over that 175 is so fast It's scussed wife enough hast lane how reckless hunter Biden photographed himself driving And he's photographing it while he's going 172 While behind the wheel of his Porsche and route to long days Days long Vegas bender with prostitutes and pictured himself smoking crack while behind the wheel Wow, oh, so it was back in 20 2018, but he just oh It was just a few years ago Damn it was years ago.

1:43:57Look at him Imagine partying with that dude. I almost had a chance to get that guy on the podcast really yeah And they reached out when his memoir was coming out, but then all the shit hit the fan about him I was like, yeah, I'm not really interested and then I started reading all the stuff Oh my god, he's insane. Yeah, that's crazy Yeah, look at that hot Well, he's driving in a residential neighborhood smoking crack Well, he's in a residential neighborhood and that's nope that's no turbo. So that's is that What is that? Oh, that's a turbo us No, I meant like if the odometer was if that one is I don't I think that's a different car.

1:44:31Yeah Yeah, yeah, look at it's a wall. It's not a manic too But it says manual Cm Hmm, it might have a Yeah, he's in D and then maybe who fucking is it do they Yeah, because they let you like ride it over power ship. Yeah But I don't know if that's the same car. I don't know if it is either oh In different area coats. Why would you film it because he's having a party? That's true when he's an old man He wants to look back. Yeah, I didn't go to Bohemian Grove But you know what I did I smoke street crack with hookers and Vietnam Oh, there's a Tells the prostitute he had a laptop stolen. Oh, no And then he's talking to her while he's recording it well that too was off the charts out of his mind Yeah crackle crack is I mean he was out of his mind I mean he was basically like Ray Leodah looking for helicopters all day long I talked to one time about to Dr.

1:45:29Drew because you know he's worked with so many like drug users about the different drugs Right and like how they can affect your About affect your brain and he said that there's certain drugs that most people most could like do try and and basically You can try it and you might be able to just Be like I did that and go on with your life right right and not have an addiction I'm of course he's not saying to do that right saying that's possible But he said the the one That has the highest probability To switch something in most people's brains where the chemical composition It's like a light switch hits where you'll never be the same Is crack he said crack People that are completely fine trying this and trying that he said that's the that's the one where you can do it And just everything forever your brain has changed and will be in the basically in the pursuit of crack The next sober October we should do do crack we should smoke crack before and see October like right before it's he who cannot smoke crack through the whole month of October Real challenge I don't think it would norm in city smoke crack once city hated it but but that's but what Drew was saying is that all but no no wait a minute norm And eight crack because it was Molly remember Remember yeah, someone gave him crack and he thought it was Molly really and so he just ate it was girlfriend at the Louvre in Paris at the Louvre in Paris with it the Eiffel Tower or the Louvre one of them places they're in Paris So he's having a tear is like hey, we're gonna have a good time Take this Molly.

1:47:15I got off a fucking stranger. It's crack. Fuck. I'm like Norman. Why are you doing drugs off of strangers? Yeah Yeah, but then he ate it and are we trying to give me some acid once off of stranger? No I'm gonna have some of this acid you want some I go you're gonna give me acid from a stranger I go do you know how that story turns out? I didn't give a fuck yeah, or you don't give a fuck I have a business to run. Yeah, I have employees I have a family people thirsty on stage. Yeah, you don't even have kids you fuck head. Yeah, I'm not doing to treat acid with you No way if you do that acid and then tomorrow do that acid if you're still Yeah, yeah, tell me how that went.

1:47:49Yeah, did he do it? He probably did he did it. Yeah, yeah I want to see Roger Waters. It was fine. Yeah, man. It's pretty good. I was pretty good. I missed out on the best time Yeah, he wasn't a giggle fast. He did cry a bunch. He did. Yeah Cry did how amazing the Roger Waters show was yeah, but he was he was on I know He was so good. You know they waters were so good. They do oh yeah, oh it's so good and then we all hung out afterwards Yeah, that's so I was so jealous like oh you texted me like that day or the day before Roger Waters is my homie no, I know I know what I wanted to go all it's I wanted to go I was like you asked me to and I was like out of town And I was like fuck I would love to do that.

1:48:31It's one of the weirdest of my homies like my famous homies It texts me every now and then I get a text from Roger Waters my holy shit Yeah, that's Roger fucking waters man. Yeah, first time I made out with a girl when I was 13. I heard comfortable numb And yeah I know Oh my god, what a band what a band what a fucking artist he is and Like a guy who's like a really well thought out guy really well -versed in international affairs Yeah, he's he's definitely not just Sputious booting spouting page not that old rich Guy who like is detached just famous now. He's not that guy at all. He's a real artist.

1:49:16You play pool too Kenny. Yeah, like he plays good. Yeah, he plays good. Yeah, he wanted to play Oh really? He's like yeah, I'll play you some pool come on. Let's play pool. I was like you play pool He's like I play very good. I was like no fucking way I was like holy shit Roger Waters can play some pool. He knows how to move the rock Is he have a set up table at the show? Isn't it? Yeah, but I got a fucking did the problem with this table out here Is like if you don't know what that is it's a it's a it's like a gimmick table almost. Oh, it's it's a super type Pro table yours. Yeah, mine has four inch pockets So like if you're like used to regular pool tables.

1:49:52What do they have five five and a half? Oh, yeah in a bar. Yeah, yeah These are four like so it's for like yeah, yeah, yeah And that's those things is cut. It's like It's like the perfect. It's like it's a gold crown. You still do it a lot. Don't worry. I'm not the chunky I'm a junk. Oh you are I don't know if it's got a problem. I didn't realize it. Yeah, two of my security guys are good Oh really? Yeah, yeah, we play hard Nice. Yeah Yeah, I don't know we could be battle Yeah, we have good yeah, I'm getting better. I'm probably better playing better now than I've ever played really Yeah, did you start like start like getting into it into it?

1:50:32Well, I tore my ACL when I was like 22 and That's when I first started playing pool. Okay, because I couldn't do martial arts anymore. It was fucked up for a while And then I got a surgery. Yeah, I had to get surgery, but I didn't get surgery for like it was a while Maybe more than six months and then Then there's a long rehab the ACL reconstruction was a long rehab for me Um, but I but I wasn't doing martial arts at the time at all So all I was doing was going to the gym like I went to like a regular, you know, fitness gym And I just lift some weights do the stair machine You know, it was rehabbed in my knee all by myself and then you know, because I kind of knew what to do Just doing mostly body weight squats and slowly building up my ability and being smart about it and then During the time I got obsessed with pool.

1:51:20I just fucking obsessed my buddy my worked at a pool hall yet a part -time job at a pool Sky was a my comic friend John And so we used to play all the time we both kind of sucked, you know, it was fun Just talking shit laughing playing and we'd do gigs together and stuff And then I started meeting really good players and then I started playing all the time And then I started then I had a real problem to the point my manager goes I think you're spending more time thinking about pool than you are about comedy You're like, I was like fuck you right. Yeah, I knew it was right I knew it was Rex. I was playing in tournaments like several times a week.

1:51:51Wow. Yeah. Oh, I was a problem realizing it. I was playing eight hours a day eight hours a day Wow, I never knew this about you every day Every day if the pool was a legitimate profession at the time like back then it was very hard to make a living And then there's this camel tour and it wound up being a shit show and a lot of people didn't get the money 100 % if I could have been a professional pool player. I was obsessed. I loved it You know why because the balls don't give a fuck They don't give a fuck who's watching they don't give a fuck how cool you are They don't give a fuck what your dress like they don't give a fuck if somebody likes you If you make that shot you make that shot and And to keep your nerves together and navigate around the table was a puzzle to me I was fascinated by it because it's just this This you're in tune with these balls colliding with these other balls and trying to find the proper angle and plotting out the table in advance to get the good angle in the next ball to get the good angle in the next ball Is this obsessive like you?

1:52:57Did you get into trick shots and all that too? Nope, couldn't give a fuck Get out of here with that shit. I don't want to learn it. I don't care. It doesn't mean just about like yeah I'm in the table if you get a trick shot and you got to kill yourself if you don't make it then I'll watch Okay There's no consequences. There's no consequences of you Miss a trick shot. I don't give a fuck if you miss a trick shot. I don't give a fuck if you make it It's kind of cool to see someone has like a really powerful draw stroke And they can do these crazy trick shots, but you're talking about it's nonsense What you really want to see is people playing pool at the highest level when it's you have to do your nerve pull players consider Because I know there's multiple gain like I've played you know, yeah amateur obviously like hanging out But some people play what eight ball and like what's what's the standard Game called well.

1:53:46There's two main rotation games and there's one big gambling game Okay, the big gambling game is game called one pocket The reason why it's a big gambling game is because it's a very complicated game It's boring to watch Unless you're like a real fishing out of they can never put it on television and then what what one pocket is Is say if this is the pool table. Yeah, I have this pocket here on the right hand side You have this pocket here on the left hand side and I only can make balls in this one pocket You can only make balls in that pocket and so there's 15 balls. Yeah, there's 15 balls in a rack So when someone makes you know someone makes eight that means they've made more than half so they won the game And then to make candy caps like see if you and I were playing and you don't play as good as me I'd say okay, I have to make 10 balls.

1:54:31You only have to make five We'll do it something like that or I have to make 13 balls. You only have to make two damn Okay, people make crazy matches like that in that way and they've gambled for a lot of money I've seen one pocket games for thousands and thousands really yeah big money now that's that but that sounds like What like legit players play most people play most people play nine ball well and leagues a lot of people play eight ball Okay, like a lot of bar table eight ball. Yeah, which is a little complicated because bar table eight ball You have to have really good cue ball control because you're dealing with a lot of clusters So you have to know how to move the ball around right it seems easier because the you don't have long shots because the table small and it is It's easier for that But it's harder for position play because you have very small room for error Yeah, and so you develop a real good sense of where the cue ball is going A lot of bar table players have a real solid cue ball And then there is tournament play and tournament play is generally you usually either eight ball or nine ball rather and ten ball for the pros So it's a rotation game nine ball.

1:55:34I've familiar with nine ball the balls are wild right So nine ball you you break you make the nine ball in the break. That's a game you won You make a one nine combination you win ten ball never ever no balls are wild So unless you play it wild there's different ways people can play but generally speaking It's call shot you have to call every shot you make So the one if you're making a one five combination you call the five ball combo shit you can no bullshit You can you can get lucky occasionally in the way you get lucky to say if you call that corner pocket and You miss but it bounces off the rail hits the other rail and comes back in that corner pocket still counts still counts It's a fluke you got the luckiest of lucky But only because you actually called the pocket.

1:56:17I got you really shouldn't even count then you should really say how you do it But that's how it works. Yeah, and then there's games where you play the ten ball counts in the break and that's a win But most of times they don't you also tend to spot it you have more I realize this like I've realized this over time But even now like you have more obsessions than most people I know I think Yeah, I got a lot of them like but like lich like a lot of people Have none or maybe like one but like you are kind of obsessed with a number of things Yeah, I could get obsessed with anything. Yeah, I think good But I mean like you're kind of obsessed with stand -up.

1:56:53You've definitely been obsessed with your gits who kind of obsessed with archery Yeah, I just came from the archery shop. Yeah, that's a lot. I mean, it's a lot of different. Yeah disciplines that you're Or you know things that you're trying to master. I'm mentally ill. Yeah fitness But I'm mentally ill in a very productive way. That's true. It's it's not a mental illness where it wrecks my life It enhances my life. Yeah, but it's just I know how to like focus. It's like It's like like it's saying it's like saying I have a 900 horsepower engine That's why I keep crashing all the time. Yeah, like no, you need to know how to handle 900 horsepower If you know how to handle 900 horsepower in your race car driver then you have a massive advantage Yeah, because you have all this horsepower.

1:57:33Yeah, you you could fucking go that's me It's just like I just have to find things to put that in if I'm just like sitting around doing nothing My brain just starts plotting chaos I just start thinking dark things. I just start plotting scenarios. It's not good. I don't I can't I don't trust my brain to be by itself You know, it's like it's just it's why for me. It's easier to like when I say Just fucking work out. Just go do it. You'll feel better I know it's easier for me to say that. Yeah, it's easier for me to say that because I'm crazy Because I I have to do it. I know I have to do it I go out there and I do whatever I have to do and then I can manage all that other stuff But if I don't I can get locked into something like whilst playing pool for eight hours a day Or I used to get into video games like that or I'd play video games or a jujitsu The thing about jujitsu is you can't really do it all day long your body breaks down Yeah, I did as much as I could but your body starts to break down What's a good session for like couple hours couple hours couple hours?

1:58:32Yeah, you know You do like an hour of drills and then you probably roll for an hour. Yeah But yeah more than that your body's about you're so beat an hour of Trying to stop people from strangling you and breaking your arm and fucking ripping your neck off your head It's fucking exhaust that's real work. It's exhausting. Yeah, you get so tired That's why jujitsu people are so chill. Yeah, they get it all out there. They don't have nothing you meet them in real life They're like hi Yeah There's no like no bravado Chest puffiness. They're just fucking chilled out. Yeah, I might I mean like the bit of of boxing stuff I've done to this completely exhausting thing.

1:59:09Same thing. Yeah, same thing you meet a boxer in real life They're generally pretty fucking chilled out. Yeah, especially one it's training all the time. Yeah There's nothing for me Quite like hitting it bag for for a workout that um puts me in a great state of mind. Yeah, like a great mood Doing rounds on a bag What by the time I'm done I feel so good. It gets everything out smiley. I'm all happy. Yeah, yeah It's just it's just it just drains all that monkey energy out of my body Drinks all that caveman out and when you hit like clean like clean combos At the end you're like oh, I can Yeah, it's good.

1:59:53It's a good feeling. I like going ham. Yeah, yeah, it's fun What are you doing the kicks too? Yeah, yeah Finally I can do them again my knees back Took forever That's another thing that happened with this fucking diet. It's like Whatever weird joint pains. I was having just went away I just have occasional joint pain in my right knee to gone. Don't feel it at all not at all same workouts same stuff It's I think I was carrying around a bunch of inflammation just for meeting I mean mostly clean Mostly clean You know, but I'll eat four cheeseburgers one night or mostly clean. I'll have a fucking large bowl spaghetti Mostly clean but every now and then I'll go off the rails to not going off the rails at all remember one day I just felt like shit and I just decided what was the time I felt really good physically It was like there's a time that I did that carnivore diet.

2:00:44Yeah, so I'm like let me do that again The thing that's most astonishing to me is the mental benefits of it when your brain is running on ketones It's a different feeling. It's a feeling like you're on a new tropic. It's like you're on alpha brain It's it's a feeling like you get like a little extra room for thinking. Yeah a little extra room for forming sentences for Just even comprehension understanding. I have more mental energy I think it's a more efficient form of energy than carbohydrates are. I did find that um, you know, I would I'd have a I'd have like joint pain And when I was at the house and I feel that way that was another benefit of like that feeling after cold plunging Was like a leave you like my knees would be like sore from From like hitting the bike for a while or squats and then you're like damn like it really does feel alleviated Oh, yeah, your body loves that.

2:01:41Yeah, let's get that inflammation out of there. Oh There's a lot of people that talk about it. They're not being scientific benefit So and I I literally hear it in their voice that a try not to go in there. Yeah You all let's just say it doesn't do anything for you physically What it does for you mentally is Inarguable it's inarguable. There's real science behind it. It ramps up your dopamine by 200 % yeah last for hours Yeah, the epinephrine or Yeah, uh -huh, and it carries Through the rest of your day. No, that and that's why I was for me a big proponent of in the morning. Yeah start your day that way Fuck yeah, yeah, it's it's a great way to warm up too It wakes you up and then I warm up through I make my body get warm through while it's freezing Yeah, I mean the that morning fog that we all feel I mean I keep telling people like there's no cup of coffee like that 30 fucking five degree water nothing.

2:02:41There's nothing that it would get you going like that nothing I mean that you can experience a version of it if you've ever Jumped into like a lake or something, you know like in a cool like that feeling you're like whoa dude I was kind of burnt out the other day. I did you know a bunch of podcasts in a row and then um I had real hard work out that day and I was just crashed and I came home. I was like man I got two shows tonight. Whoo. I gotta I gotta get I'm like I'm gonna get in the tank I'm gonna get in the cold and I just got in there for three minutes. I got out. I was like whoa Yes, fucking go.

2:03:15Yeah I went to the the club and they're like why so fucking energetic? Oh dude. I was tired today I was I was crashing and then I got in that cold plunge now I feel fucking fantastic Game changer game changer. Yeah. Yeah, just get if you only have a bath tub Get a bathtub filled with cold water throw some ice in there. Just do it. It doesn't have to be complicated Yeah, you'll feel you really will feel amazing. Yeah, and the fun thing is I've had people come over and You know you can't help you're talking about they see it and like what is that and I talked them in there And then there's people who go fuck that like they have just like I'm not doing that almost everybody Yeah, and then I've had friends that go like all right.

2:03:54I want to try it They get excited about it and they I've everyone who's actually gone through and done it has a Huge like smile on their face. Yeah, they start laughing. Yeah afterwards. Yeah, they love it I paid my daughter and her friends a thousand dollars for every minute they can go in there for what See if I'm laughing your own. Did they hit? Yes, right? For you know, I'm trying to go a thousand bucks and I'm peeled off 10 crisp hundreds And then they're a laughing and giggling and the parents like what are you doing? I'm like it's fun. It's fun. It's okay It's like sure like yeah, it's fun everybody had a good time.

2:04:29That's cool. I did it for fun at 11, too Yes, like what am I that's what I wanted to do it? I was like but it's also it's They were all laughing afterwards. Yeah, it was like everyone was laughing and that's fucking cool It was fun that they did it because it's a hard thing to do sure, but yeah You mean it yeah, you do it man. Yeah, I told Tony. I give him a thousand dollars for every minute Did you do it? Well, I'll do it. He won't go Tony. He can make 10 grand. He's like nobody fat He'll experience it differently than most people He's so his balls would crawl right up into his nostrils. Yeah up into his vagina He uh, he's so thin Lean yeah, he's very lean.

2:05:10Yeah, he's a little hummingbird. Yeah, he really is Go go go Amazing that show we did with him was incredible insane The fact that that kill Tony started out in the belly room at the comedy store to a half -filled crowd Where they were just kind of finding their legs and I remember doing it back then to see it now Where they did it in front of that sold out Moody theater. Yeah. Yeah, look at that That photo was insane when he's on stays like that the roar from the crowd was fucking incredible It was incredible where the way he was sitting on my lap David Lucas and Ron what it was amazing It was it but it was also like it felt so good to see yeah this show become yeah, you know This immensely popular thing they're doing the fucking H .E .B.

2:05:57Arena for new layers Eve Right and I like I'd done the show before at the clubs you know at like the store and the Vulcan and When he when he's like I'm doing at AC. Yeah, I was like really I kind of didn't really Understand what what it would be Do that show really was a flawlessly entertaining show it was amazing. It was really it was so like I told him It's like it was so well produced yeah like you guys put like there was it felt like this is a show that you guys Put on in this space every week It was it was like flawlessly done from the music You know that the whole video yeah the video I mean they had graphics for everybody coming out and it was like time to well It was incredible.

2:06:45It was really good. It was incredible. Yeah. Yeah Holtzman went up and crushed Ha ha ha It's so nice having him here. It's so ridiculous. It's so nice having him here. It's so nice Awesome that is here now also watching people try to figure him out. Yeah, what the fuck like people don't know where they're getting into they don't know They're such jokes. Yeah, do you understand I really believe these things? He's such a nice guy too. He's the best. Yeah, he's a sweetheart. Yeah, and you know Finally, he feels like he has a place where he can go up and has big crowds and he's Appreciated he's having a great time.

2:07:20It's really cool Yeah, the club you built is amazing dude. It's a pretty wild dude It's pretty wild wild. It's just weird when you want them there. I'm like that's real. Hmm Puckin's a real treat with chapter of the simulation of my end. Yeah It's fucking It's a fun. It's a fun thing to have here, man Well, it's it's beautiful. What's become of this community now? That's like a surreal thriving Comedy community. I also think that having two open mic nights a week is huge. Yeah, I love that bottom of the barrel show You guys do that's a perfect with Brian hosting it too. Yeah, Brian's the man such a great.

2:08:01I'm so happy He's out here. He's filming is special at the mothership in August. He is He's one of my favorite comedians. He's fantastic. Yeah I knew it the first time I saw him too There's weird things like that where you can see someone And you're like, hey, wait a minute. Yeah, he was a Tommy Bunz recommendation. Yeah, yeah, you recommended him to me Yeah, I was like, I'll check him out. I'm all in a song. I was like, oh, okay It's good soon as I saw him. Yeah, there's also specials. I was thinking about that like I remember watching specials And just knowing First time I Netflix sent me an advance Of births first special for them and I I told him I was like you're definitely gonna go to theaters And he was like really I go 100 % like I just tell watching First time I was watching a Nate Bargazes first one on there.

2:08:52I paused it At like 15 minutes and I was like you're about to go do big rooms He's like, I hope so I go no, definitely Nate Bargazes. He just sold out 19 ,000 seats. Yeah, and like the Bridge tone or whatever it's called. Yeah, now I could I mean I feel like you watched them and the same thing I felt the same thing when I saw Shane's YouTube special I remember I go dude I I was it was like after the 15 minute mark. I was like I'm really into like I could tell the way I was watching it I was like oh, this is really good. Yeah, watch the whole thing. I was like I'd never sit through specials I was just laughing the whole time.

2:09:26I was like these are all such good. I was so engaged so entertained Laughing I was like this is this is legit a really good special. Yeah, you can just tell sometimes. Yeah, you could tell sometimes It's nice. It's a good time for comedy. Mm -hmm. A lot of good comedy going on Shane's new shit. It's funny They're never it's way funnier than his YouTube specials. It's really special. It was amazing his new shit is fucking insane That's great. It's insane. I think that shoots soon. I think it's just shot it. Oh, we shot it. Just shot it in San Diego. Oh great. Yeah Like last week that'll be I'll be huge for him.

2:09:57Yeah It's amazing with that YouTube one did for him though. I know It's a wild time come. Do you see that Rosanne's Podcast with Theo got pulled from YouTube for hate speech. That's so funny. I had I had something with them Like a year or two ago. This is so insane. I'm gonna send this to you Jamie. Um, so we can Go over what it is that got them banned because It's so crazy. I can't even understand it. I don't even understand how this could possibly be real I'm gonna send it to you here So here is the There's a thing on Twitter he put it on Twitter now because that's really the only place you can put something like that If it gets pulled from YouTube, which is so they pulled the whole episode they pulled the whole episode for this for this clip So we're gonna watch this clip and this is it's really I just don't understand how someone could think that this this kind of censorship is Okay, because it's like they'll go through the if you go through the flagging process.

2:10:59I don't know Let's let's go he's it can't post for a week make go full screen In 2012 one of my Platform things was I will outlaw bullshit. Yeah, because you know, and I know that that horrified people because what will I do now? Right they're addicted to it. They'd rather have that than food or a happy family They're so addicted to the fucking bullshit. It's true, huh? But you know comics I think we're the last free speech art form and as long as we're performing things end as bad as they could be You know, I think that's true as long as we're performing things aren't as bad as it could be Yeah, and that's always been the case throughout time like with gestures or with people that we try and speak up and share There's always been a ceiling on on speech hasn't there in a way of course and nobody wants to hear the real truth They're horrified.

2:11:52I never had to go with bullshit. It's easier and Like for the real truth that you know, and I'm glad that they did set up all these guidelines so that we Only are allowed to speak the truth and the truth is that Biden got 81 million votes by winning 36 counties And that is just incredible it really really is and um that of these 81 million Supporters who gave him more more votes than any president has ever gotten before he came with a mandate from these 81 million voters and You know, I'm just glad that they Were very careful to make sure that nobody could um Detract from that Proven truth, you know, I mean like you what do you mean like that nobody feels like that?

2:12:43Yeah That they mandated that that was the truth and that nobody could say well, what about no? Oh, it was made a mandate Yeah, oh, I didn't know that So the government made it a mandate yeah, because you know you two did and so did uh all the social you can't speak You can't even speak on that in those platforms. No, you can't say you know that it wasn't you can't say that like You know, the election was re -agreored. Yeah, that's all lied the election was not rigged 36 counties Can give you 81 million both right that's a fact So it wasn't rigged Of course not yeah 36 counties have 81 million people in See That's the truth and don't you dare say anything gangster you'll be off youtube facebook twitter and all the other ones because We have you know, there's such a thing as the truth and facts and we have to stick to it and um, you know It's scary and that is the truth and nobody died in the Holocaust either.

2:13:47That's the truth Yeah, it should happen Six million Jews should die right now because they cause all the problems in the world Never happened, but it never happened yeah mandated Well, you're She is 100 you're all Jewish 100 % and a lot of Hollywood is Jewish yeah, it's like a it's like A lot of Hollywood is a Jewish business really well they started Hollywood yeah, right But what so was it weird that like rap black people started rap. Yeah, so I went go over there and try to get and rap and go All these black people you know go on Saturday night live like Dave Chappelle I'm just saying a lot of black people are in control of rap right hello Well, you went there.

2:14:35Yeah, try to get in show business. Of course it's Jewish But you know and people should be glad that it's Jewish too because if Jews were not controlling Hollywood All you'd have was fucking fishing shows Yeah That's a lot So that that's kind of a for that yeah that got them pulled The episode pulled and he can't post for a week and it's a strike against his account And it's all based on the actual Holocaust line for sure It has to be yes, but she's she's Jewish. She is she is. It's obvious. She's Jewish. She's always been Jewish It's also obvious if you're listening that when she says yeah, but the holocaust and it like that made Jews should die And that she said it after she said this thing where she's clearly Poking fun at Biden saying but by the way, I think you can make 81 million if you win Those counties.

2:15:28I don't know the math. I don't know the math somebody is that Real like what is a how many counties that Biden went does it that math? Look if you don't think that people voted for Biden because they hated Trump and that 81 million people hated Trump You're not paying attention. Yes, it's it's like I don't know if there was some shenanigans with the election I guarantee you it wasn't 0 % yeah, I give you said like how much voter fraud was it? It's never zero But it but it's never zero. That's the price ever. It's it's never zero but it's also in I mean if you do all the research that you can the valid studies and the reports even from like Hardcore pro Republican counties It's it's like fractional voter fraud people like to right It's probably zealots that work inside the organization.

2:16:17Yeah, that Figured out away to like all this county's got us. What's hiding now? It's not substantial It was a lot a very small amount of counties. I don't know about 36 being accurate Okay, so with over 81 million votes Biden received the most votes of any presidential candidate in history is also true that he won A record low number of counties, but counties vary by population size from those with a few hundred people to those to others with millions of residents So current county wins don't correlate with popular vote Right, but if you only win 30 if you have 81 million votes and 31 counties how many 36 counties?

2:16:57That's what she was saying and this it says that he won 477 counties in Trump won 2000 Oh, so he won 477. Yeah, that's a lot more than 31. It's different than what she's okay So why would she say that she probably got just that information right? versus 25 oh, so you won 509 Yeah counties. That's a lot of counties that makes sense look I know people that voted for Biden that wish they didn't know yeah, but I do know a lot of people voted for Biden I don't know whether or not It's like look there's some real problems with these voting machines I mean the other thing that that article is saying right there that you're looking at instead that Trump won like 2400 counties right so it's substantially higher number of counties But he's also winning a lot of those counties in like rural areas.

2:17:45Yeah, like they were saying yeah But there was a thing that they just released about the deviant dominion voting system that it's a susceptible to being hacked What was that see if you can find that There's something something that just got released about the dominion system I tell you about when we got one uh by the way you two Struck you guys for what we had a guest on this is like on Old podcast. This is like a couple years ago and the guest. I think it was Derek Delgado I think that's how you say his name. I don't want to get it wrong But he was telling me about growing up and um How he was getting taunted?

2:18:21Mm -hmm. That school. This is like a serious conversation And he's like yeah, you know getting bullied at school kids are calling me a thag blah blah, but Took the episode down hate speech. Wow But he's telling the story about being bullied Georgia won't update vulnerable dominion software until after 2024 election So yeah, that was it. There's something about the software being vulnerable. This is on CNN Georgia election officials have been aware of existing vulnerabilities in the states voting software for more than two years But continue to insist the system is safe and won't be updated until after 2024 According to a report that was unsealed this week as part of a controversial court case in Georgia The reports findings folks on weaknesses in software for certain dominion voting machines Those weaknesses were previously verified by federal cyber security officials who urged election officials across the country To update their systems a lawyer for Georgia's top election official Republican secretary of state Brad Raffin spurger Recently told a federal court that officials would forego installing dominion security patches until after the 2024 presidential election Why The election officials Georgia election officials insist that is highly unlikely that the vulnerabilities will be exploited in real attacks Well, when you have fucking right about it on CNN doesn't that make it more likely?

2:19:43I mean yet why are you sharing this Upgrading the system would be a massive undertaking and our election officials are evaluating the scope of and time required for the project Mike Hassinger a spokesperson for the Georgia Secretary of State's office told CNN when asked about the delay So they might do it and also we're spending this time evaluating right it's extremely unlikely that any bad actor will be able to exploit our voting systems in the real world The system is secure. Oh, well if you say so April sterling a top election official in the Georgia secretary of state's office Said an oppressed release from early this month Adding that safeguards are already in place to mitigate these hypothetical scenarios from happening Well, I'll sleep like a baby now.

2:20:20Yeah, Georgia's fine Yeah, man They're people right in the same kind of fucking people that don't put their Serup in the chilled container. Yeah, and don't have an extra big straw Yeah, those fucking people they work for jack in the box. That's right. You know, you get that bullshit I'm gonna you'll reference this article when something does happen Yeah, and is the system is exploiting and they'll go well we weren't aware Well, that's the first that I've even heard of them even like sharing How vulnerable their system is I've never heard that the systems are vulnerable because they're electronic.

2:20:55Yeah, you know And like I would imagine like all systems Yeah, yeah, it's a computer system people get in but that was a big thing with the Republicans This is Republican too, right? It's a Republican. Yeah, but that was a big thing with the Republicans back when W was president because there was people that thought that John Kerry should have won Remember that that was the the dangling chads remember that shit. Yeah dangling chads was was it carried and then George W Wasn't it yeah, I think it was him and Gore Was it maybe it was a slightly different thing than the chat? Yeah, I think it was Gore voting machines in Ohio.

2:21:31I think there's a giant book with tons of data about this that I've found Way since and after the fact, but it was too it was like too late. They were like sorry. It's too late. Everything's already happened Okay, look at this in 2006. Oh, let's go back down At 2006 Ohio became the poster child for bad election administration when two lengthy reports examining say that word Kaya Hoga counties election procedures uncovered multiple serious problems The county lost 812 voter access cards that allowed a voter to cast about on machines It also lost 313 keys to the memory card compartments where the votes are stored on the machines.

2:22:10Oh Jesus Christ And pick up the memory cards that contain the votes. Wow the hard taxi drivers They hire taxi drivers to drive to election precincts and pick up the memory cards that contain the votes taxi drivers cracked out taxi drivers Clayville I have a county's cleaver so So there was a there was a documentary that HBO had on called hacking democracy and it was about the die -bold machines Do you remember the die -bold machines? I remember that name. I don't remember when that was die -bold is a company that made voter machines I think they made ATMs too because I remember seeing an ATM machine and thinking about that that documentary But there was they showed in the documentary that the machines were Exploitable by a third party and that there was a third party access Hmm, it's like a third party could alter the vote and they altered the vote on the machine on the show On the show on the show how they did it But we didn't have like widespread abuse of this in the last election I mean I've from everything that I've read and seen that like There's not it's not the reported that this is even from like I'm saying from Republican counties It's not something that I've heard where it's compelling enough to me to say that I know that that's what happened Yeah, U .S.

2:23:26finds no evidence Flaws and Dominion voting machines were ever exploited Well, they're really good at exploiting it. Would you know that you got exploited? And if you were exploited would you tell everybody they're exploited and Trump should have actually won When that guy's been screaming like a maniac for four years. Yeah, he sure has stole my election. They stole my election Yeah, it was a rigged election It what even if it wasn't rigged he's still saying it but even if it wasn't rigged let's say it wasn't rigged let's say It was a fair and and That's who won and that's how it was gonna be Biden one For sure it was rigged by the media For sure just the hunter Biden laptop case and the Russia collusion case just those two things yeah Just those two narratives that they knew were not true that they pushed out In front of everybody and that we know Yeah, you know had to do with trying to get rid of Trump that was a big that's that that is Overreporting and one underreported.

2:24:23Yeah. Yeah. That is in many ways that's That's an attempt to manipulation. It's manipulation of a public narrative It's a manipulation of what the people think is real and not real everybody thought he was in collusion with Russia It's what everybody thought it's what they were there was just All these mainstream meet except Fox news There were the only ones there were the ones that weren't pushing it everybody was else was pushing it Yeah, it was sold hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was and it was not true And it's proven to be not true and then there's the Hundred Biden laptop thing which they they knew was true and they said wasn't true And they told you that you they they stopped people from sharing it on social media They stopped people from sharing on Twitter Zuckerberg sat in that very chair and said that the FBI contacted Facebook And told them that it was Russian disinformation.

2:25:09They were getting a bunch of Russian disinformation So they limited the Spread of that. I don't know how they did it. I don't know exactly what they did to limit the distribution of that that are FBI is involved in that wild chick dude wild To wild shit and no one cares no one's up in arms. No one's freaking out because that is a way that you're gonna rig an election without rigging an election Yeah, whether whether you like that guy or not we have to follow the rules We have to and if we don't follow the rules because you don't like somebody and we break the law because we we don't like somebody We don't want them to win Now this has been added a republic shit.

2:25:45Yeah, that's not cool That's scary and the fact that they were willing to do that and that there's no oversight And no one can stop them for doing that and then there's no punishment for them doing that This speaks to like how much he's despised by this He's spoke. I mean, it's really fucked up. He fucked up Well, he was I mean you remember there was a time where Chuck Schumer was on one of those shows Talking about stupid it is to attack the intelligence community Mm -hmm. He was openly saying it like they have 18 ways of Sunday to get you. Yeah, yeah, and Guess what? That's they did, you know, and but the fact that they did it like It's not good because it's the same thing that I feel about like the censorship thing with social media If someone is spreading some sort of fake information on purpose to hurt other people that's one thing But if someone is just saying something that you don't like them to say or something that's disputed or something that Seems to not be agreed upon by certain people But then there are also experts in the field that do agree You've got to let people talk that through because if you don't and you silence debate and turns out you were wrong Like the hundred -biden laptop story or like russian if you were wrong and you were ruining people's social media channels ruining people's youtube channels ruining public discourse changing the way people think about something Well, you have responsibility not do that again.

2:27:13Sure now you know you did that and this is why that is dangerous censorship is always dangerous and then when they censor and they It's like undeniable usually just get like a lower third Yeah, sorry whoops. We didn't mean to do that. We fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. I mean It's it's gross. It's gross and they don't understand that it's undermined something that is already a problem And that's public belief in mainstream media Public the general public has lost a tremendous amount of faith in the news And what they're saying and what's true and experts and all all sorts of things Yeah, and then it was all exaggerated greatly by the pandemic that blue have the people that were Just hardcore lefties are now like moving to Texas.

2:28:00Yeah people that were like I am getting out of here I'm this is fucking career. I see where the shows now and if this happened and people that are like Closet Republicans now to come up to me because I think I'm one You think tell me I'm running red. I'm like well, I don't want I just that's not what you have to do You just got to get good people. Yeah that that really actually do care And aren't bought and paid for and actually have a fucking a plan to unite people and not strengthen this one side to fight against the other side But bring everybody together sure make everybody realize our differences are so small in comparison to the things we have in common The things we want yeah, the things that will help everyone's life.

2:28:41Yeah, and then we have to think that way We have to think as a collective group. We have to think it as a community a lot of people just don't want to think that somebody can have differing points of view about a range of topics. Yep, so they go like oh if you are Pro -gun that means you must be pro all these other things right right and you're like that and that everybody really falls into that No people have all different types of points of views about it can be about any number of things like I can be like Fiskely, you know like how the government should spend money It could be about your civil rights.

2:29:13It can be yeah, it could be guns and abortion But those are that's not what defines people. No, it shouldn't but it does because there's these predetermined Patterns of thinking and ideas that people adopt when they join an ideology Whether they join a progressive ideology or a conservative ideology Yeah, in order to be in the group you have to espouse a certain amount of things and I see people say when they might not even believe it Oh, that's the big one. Yeah, that's the one that actually is kind of the most disheartening Yeah, is when you talk to somebody you can see it in person and they say and they're just saying the right thing Yep, like this is this is in this is what my group says to say and yeah, you can just look them in the eyes Like you don't even believe what you're saying right now.

2:29:53Yeah, the real one with me is Republicans and gay rights the the people that are anti gay rights that are Republican. Yeah, they think that all gay people are groomers And I'm like, you know some people are just people who love people of the same sex. Yeah, that that is always what makes them come That's the only thing about that Well, and they're in love. No, but I'm saying wait when you go like what's at the foundation of this? It's that what arouses somebody is just different than what arouses you that's it Yeah, and they've existed throughout history. Yeah, the idea that there's something wrong with that just because you don't like it Yeah, that to me is nuts from the people that are supposed to be about personal choice and freedom Yeah, that's what drives me nuts.

2:30:34You don't think that like somebody else deserves to Yeah, being loved with who they love. Well, just imagine if and coming super hard inside of them Yeah, I'm not but imagine if it was the gay thing that you had to do and heterosexuality was rare Yeah, and heterosexuality is like look at these fucking losers. Yeah, breeding. What are you gonna have a baby? You fucking idiots? Yeah, like oh my god like, you know, that would be horrible. Yeah, that's exactly what it's like if it is that's the difference Now it's crazy that we're even having that conversation but they feel like they have to have that Some some people especially if they want to Attract the religious people the very like devout Christians.

2:31:13Yeah, there's a lot of people that feel like they're still hanging on to take Yeah, is the dumbest stance ever. It really is it just doesn't make any sense It should be did everybody in every community should be judged on an individual basis Shouldn't say oh the the straight people do this the gays do that like that's stupid Yeah, that's stupid and to say you don't want them to have the same rights that you have That's bananas. Yeah, that that even exists. It's crazy You want to still be in this cast. Yeah, the people are talking about rescinding gay marriage Now that they got rid of Roe v. Way they're talking about getting like what you got your fucking mind?

2:31:47What does that get you? I think it's one of those things like we're talking about before like if you were conspiracy theorists You want people to be upset about things? It's one more social interaction It's a giant distraction and now you're not paying attention to things that matter. It's a giant distraction And anybody that wants to argue that they should be forced to argue with someone who makes this rational Sort of argument against it. It's stupid. It's stupid from a perspective of someone who values freedom The if we know gay people we know a lot of gay people. They love it. Yeah, they love cock They love it.

2:32:20They can't want to get a fat cock in their mouth. Well, how can I they're delicious? I heard yeah, I heard the delicious I've heard too but To say that that's a choice like you're out of your fucking mind. Yeah It's just it's not I mean it may be with some people and that's fine too Do it with the fuck you want if you want to just try it out try it out try it out that guy RPC he's really mad at me. He's mad at you so mad at why I thought you came on your show. He's your friend He's flipped He's flipped and the last couple months what happened? Did you suffer indifferent? No? He's just like he first he first calls me and every post he calls me Tom ham sandwich sagura.

2:33:00So that's what he writes in every why ham sandwich That's fine, but every post he's like okay Tom hamson. He goes You didn't write that book I wrote a book. He's like you didn't write that book. It's all fake story like just like oh So he just gets a frenic? Yeah, and then he's just like I don't you know Well the kind of guy who invites guys to come over his house and beat him up and fuck him piss him and beat Yeah, what is he invite him to do? piss on him beat him fuck him try it out try it out just give it a try and he tells him like they could stay in his house Yeah, you get a free lease in a key.

2:33:28There's food you can bring friends. Don't did anybody take him up on that? I don't think so Really yeah any grace and he gives out his full address and phone number in post like full deep like here's my full address Here's my phone number just come over and he's trying to get raped. Yeah. Oh, he Literally asks for it. Oh, that's he ever hear about the drug called re -equip Re -equip re -equip is a drug that was a Parkinson's medication and this guy was this guy won a court case against I believe it was Galaxosmith Klein Because he took this stuff. He was a normal heterosexual guy. He took this stuff became a gay sex and gambling addict He was having all these craze.

2:34:13It's a I think it's called the dopamine agonist I think that's what the change like his brain chemistry It did something to him where he could not stop gambling and sucking cock And he was picking up guys off a Craigslist and he was having like in prop two meetings and he got raped by two different guys Sounds like a great excuse to try something else out. That's what I'm saying But apparently um, this is not unheard of so much so that he actually won in court So you can find yeah, see if you find the court case. I have the court case. I was trying to find the wording of what he Yeah, so this guy just couldn't stop gambling He was off the fucking rails with gambling and just wanted to fuck guys and meet guys and like chance crazy dangerous encounters He's into danger and it was all because his brain chemistry Something happened when he was a Parkinson's patient.

2:35:02Yeah, he was a Parkinson's patient. Holy shit Yeah, so it's got a little shaky hand next you know he's sucking cock and playing bingo He just fucking fell all in Jesus Christ All in man, it feels like a loving husband to claim Parkinson's drug turned him into a gay sex addict wins $160 ,000 compensation in French court But he's French. Yeah, you ever know Said turn him into a gambler and sex addict who sold his children's toys for cash his wife who stood by him without throughout rather Was with him as he wept with relief in court after the ruling. I imagine a fucking Drug does that to a Parkinson's sufferers want a six figure payout against a drug giant after his medication turned him into a gay sex and gambling He's by the way not a lot of money 160 grand to get 100 loads.

2:35:50Yeah, how many do you get within two years of taking the drug re -equip? He was so addicted to both his vices He sold his children's toys to raise money and advertise himself on the internet for sex He's now be given 160 ,000 dollars in damages after a court in how do you say that? Ren Ren Prince Ren France upheld his claims Wild that is is that him I think that's him right there. Yeah, that's the guy look at oh my god What a look of regret. Yeah, look at that guy's face. He's like Jesus Christ come taste bad Fuck did you make me do I'm a poor guy. Jesus Oh Okay, what does it say about the drug itself?

2:36:35Are they increased the damages? Yeah, okay, hold on a second the court increased the level of damage to 197 ,000 four to sixty eight dollars and eighty three set eighty three euros After finding out there was serious precise and corroborated evidence to blame his transformation on re -equip wow Yeah, it's been a seven -year battle with our limited means In fact that GSK lied to us and shattered our lives What does it say about the drug? Scroll down is this anything about the drug or how the drug does that? I would want to know how it does that What is that stuff? It looks like he's thinking oh my god It says in total he gambled the way a total of 82 ,000 euros so he's still only made 80 grand Mostly placing internet bets on horse races and engaged in frantic search for gay sex frantic He began exhibiting himself on the internet websites and arranging encounters one of which results in him being Raped I thought he was raped twice.

2:37:29He says once he said his family had not understood what was going on at first But his behavior turned to normal when he stumbled upon a website that made the link between re -equip and addictions in 2005 and he stopped taking the drug he said my life was hell It still is because you cannot forget a catastrophe like that look at his face. That's how you can't fake that no I was gonna say if you're gay curious you can blame it on re -equip You can get your hands on some it said the court had heard warnings that re -equip side effects had been made public in 2006 Mr Jambert said the GSK should have informed patients earlier He can conceded that re -equip was a good medicine and offered undeniable solutions to be with Parkinson's disease Hmm Okay during the trial galaxial Smith's clients said it had serious doubts the mr Jambert had developed his addictions after taking the drug Hmm I would have serious doubt it too if I thought something core for seven years But I mean for the court to agree.

2:38:28Is this another one? Well, so that article is from 2012 I guess what happened. This is like a more update from 2015. But this is Pfizer This is Pfizer settles lawsuits. Do they own galaxial Smith's client? I don't know. This could be a similar drug or something different. That's why I was kind of I didn't click this one first. It's okay. It says Pfizer settles lawsuits tying sex and gambling addictions to dopamine meds Class action litigation brought by patients who claimed drug maker did not adequately warn them and the side effects of drugs You were taking to treat their Parkinson's disease or restless legs syndrome While this kind of litigation is routine the side effects were not said patients are told were said the drugs created addictions They didn't previously have patients said rather the drugs created addictions They didn't previously have causing them to gamble with their life savings or become obsessed with shopping or sex Holy shit.

2:39:17So this is definitely triggering. Yeah The confidential settlement with 172 patients said to be for millions of dollars was approved by a judge and federal court in Australia The financial review reports although payments were delayed until they assessed by they were assessed by an independent review Pfizer had degree to the settlement late last year And the head of the trial cases brought by people who took Pfizer's Cam Kaba saw cabbasa and dosed an ex between 1996 and 2010 Treat tremors associated with Parkinson's disease or RLS That makes sense if you got a neural lot. Yeah, dopamine agonist the drug drugs work by providing dopamine agonist that imitate the effects of dopamine in the brain something Parkinson's patients lack wow a study published last year in JAMA internal medicine found that the Psychiatric side effects of uncontrollable urges were not as rare as first believed Have found the occurred in at least 10 % of patients But said they probably were under reported because patients were ashamed to talk about what they had done How that makes sense.

2:40:23Yeah, that makes sense. So terrifying Mm -hmm. Okay. Yeah Labels and dopamine agonist class that includes re -equip re -equip from glaxosmith client UCB's new new pro new pro and Mara pecs from Boinger in gellheim Goringer ingleheim boringer ingleheim the German company was sued by a New York man some years back who said the taking the drug It turned them into a pathological gambler Who ruined him as he gambled away three million dollars fuck wow Wow Wow, I never hear about I'd never heard about that. That's so that's like Gambley Gattics or wild to be around man you saw uncut jams right yeah, I'm selling movie.

2:41:12Yeah, he was great in that right great movie though But what a great movie to like show what those people are like. Yeah, you've ever been around one of those people I've talked to a couple and they um Yeah, they just talk about the The impossible to quit drawing It's just I know one that's like It's it is substantial sports. I know a sports guy and I know A blackjack guy oh Yeah, how bad Unbelievable does he have money? Not anymore. Oh boy Millions Millions Tana White's a generic gambler. Yeah, he gets kicked out of casinos for win into my memory I saw a video about it. Yeah, I have some of the casinos are like uh -uh The one thing I've learned is I liked Is that funny that they can do that?

2:41:59Yeah, they go you're too good at this That's it. You know the other thing is fucking hilarious about like I we did some blackjack on tour and we in different casinos all over the place It's like you put your money down and it's like whoop give you your chips, right? And a couple times I came out ahead like had good good it's blackjack really I mean there are there's by the book But you realize you get good shoes, you know like a shoe is like what they pull the cards from You just get like you really do get good shoes and bad shoes like you're just every time You're just you're winning and then there's shoes where you're like every hand you lose right and it's not and you're playing by the book or maybe you're taking risk It's like that dealer keeps hitting 20 Right now or 21 but based on pulling out the cards and then there's times where it happens to you But these days where you come out ahead You know you win five grand seven you're like oh, that's great Then you go to cash out and they're like I had the casino's go where did you win this?

2:42:54I'm like what are you fucking talking about where did I win this here and they're like which where what game were you playing? I'm like blackjack Where I'm like fucking right over there hold on calling people You know verifying why did you win? Yeah, and then there go All right, hold on all right, you need to fill out now you need to fill out this information You gotta give them all your information. Give us your ID I mean you're sitting there 20 minutes later like am I gonna get this money and they're like yeah hold on Yeah And then another guy comes in the back and talks to them. They talk in private Okay, it's like it's like a it's like a 20 30 minute thing to get paid Then they give you your cash and then the funny thing is we notice this a couple times on when I would win We're all walking as a group back to the hotel and like a pit boss Cuts us off and they're like how you doing and you're like good.

2:43:42They're like do you want to come over here? And they're yeah, they're trying to get you to come right back right away. It's like you won and they don't want you to You know like well, we have this we can eat private table over here if you guys want to keep playing how much are we talking about? I mean less than 10 ,000 winning But like thousands right so yeah, but it's so it's not no it's not in Chris not in right affecting their bottom line But it's just like this whole thing if you go well, this first was just really hard to get paid I think this would be like a simple here's the chips your chips.

2:44:11This is not Vegas. No, this wasn't Vegas Yeah, I think that's the thing and then they go the gaze you can see knows out there and then they go like why don't you just keep playing Wow, okay I think I'm good for the day and they're like okay, well, you know just come back whenever you're ready if you want to come back really soon That'd be great wow They're trying to get you to stay they don't want that they don't want that loss. Yeah Yeah, no Vegas definitely also if you're a gambling junkie and someone comes up to you and you're like I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna get out of here with this money like one Yeah, the pull strong when I can go and then someone comes along goes watch play right here and you're like yeah, why don't I play right I want to bet it all on one fucking hand that fucking feeling too.

2:44:51It's funny how A couple times I went to the high limit room and I'd I'm still you know, this is not crazy numbers But I would put like you hundred down and you win you're like whoa you get that hit and then you double it You know, so then you kind of go Holding on to the guy next you like oh, and you win again Oh You see how if you're wired for that Yeah, that could be the crap stable. I don't understand crap But you're the life of the party if you're winning people money. They're having the they're having the best time It's fucking IBS Yeah, rolling lines. Let's go screaming cheering. Yeah, you got to know How is your game?

2:45:30You know where you know we're oh, yeah Get the fucking complicated the low ball and the high -y -oh and the you're like what what's happening? What is how did you learn this like this is a complicated game to get in on side all these little side bets within the bet? Yeah, there's the come line and then which is hilarious. I know Flery called a come line And then they go that's all you need to know but then you play with someone who knows and they're doing 10 other side How is it still called a come line First guy ever what does it mean? What does it mean? Lou is low there. What does it mean? Why is it the come find out?

2:46:02Why is it the come line? I think I've read this before and I don't I don't know I don't know what that means. It's probably like the Flintstones like gay old time. I know a different way of talking The come is a bet made by a player after the point is established by placing a wager and the come The wager will travel to the box number which is rolled next to win a come bet the number The that the wager travel to must roll a second time before a seven I think betting on point hitting again essentially, but I might have Boy I want to come or not. I'm too dumb for that game. I'm too dumb and disinterested.

2:46:41I know a guy won 60 grand doing that I'm just a fucking Saturday night. Do you know what he's doing? Yeah. How do you learn? I guess probably ADD would kick in if you were at a crap's lesson I would not remember any of it. I'd be like I think it's probably just rep it like over and over seen. Yeah, you start to go Okay, and then you get like the confidence to do that come bet But then those side bets is like really worth the problem with it too is like you're betting against the table A lot too because I think it hits if it's seven or eleven and that's crap So people don't even want to think about that a lot of times But some some times you'll find a rebel who comes up to the table and just throws a bunch of money on that come bet You're like, hey, what is this fucking guy doing?

2:47:21Yeah, and then it hits you're like, well He's not wrong, but fuck it's going against everybody else in the table. It is a silly amount of money though You can play a come bet only after a point is made on a come -out roll It's more complicated, but you don't have to place a pass line bet Okay, I saw in if the next rolls of seven or eleven or if the come point is repeated before a seven You lose if the next rolls a two three 12 or if a seven is rolled before the come point is repeated Right, I watch it explain on a YouTube video Like it was a YouTube before like a moron like here's how to play this game.

2:48:01Do it then at the end I would understand it Well at the end I was like I'm definitely not playing I was like this is way too fucking high one money and played for four and a half hours one night. Yeah I have no idea how I was winning money I want to go to match back for at the time for me. It was a ton. I was like I can go buy next box now like I'm so happy I just copied some guy that had way more money than everybody else in the table I was I'm doing whatever he does and hopefully I'll figure it out wow I never figured it out and I've lost a ton of money back thinking it's really fun time Is that the best game to play if you know what you're doing or is blackjack?

2:48:35Oh definitely craps really craps with higher end well craps Can the multiples I think are are much crazier much crazier you see the payouts and craps and they're they're fucking bananas Blackjack is just the best odds you have yeah blackjack is really You know there's strategies like I said there's playing by the book but You know there is just a real Luck Like it's not that much strategy involved to like flipping over and you 20 and the dealers like I gotta I mean it's just it's not knowing what's next which is so excited Yeah, yeah, this this thing is card. This might be it. This might be it Hit me.

2:49:15I found like if I do $20 bet there's just no rush Right, you know, I just go like cool, right I need to 100 and you're like yeah cool Hit to 500 then you start to go This is real money. Who's ten of these? Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's not too much. But then when you win that you're like Yeah, it's so stupid. It's so stupid. It's so stupid I remember when I used to do gigs in Connecticut. I went to this casino in Connecticut. It's like one of them fucking You know one of those weird casinos. It's very nice for where it is Yeah, and you're wandering around there. I'm like what paid for this.

2:49:51What paid for this? Yeah people like me Don't know what the fuck they're doing Banging on slot machines. I don't even know if they have slot machines in Connecticut There's some casinos like in California where you can only play certain games. Yeah, there's rules about that Yeah, a lot of rules but yeah poker casinos some of those things you go like Are you still make a lot of money playing poker? Are you still actually taking himself playing poker? Yes, that's skills That's a skill game. That's a skill game. And I know there's a lot of poker places in LA Yeah, you know, there's like the bicycle close underground games people.

2:50:24Oh, yeah, I know about a couple games where people play Real money. Yeah, Cowan knows some people who do that LA has a number of yeah Underground games and he said the crazy thing is like these guys will just gamble you into a corner Where you're talking about so much money you have to fold yeah like so much money. Yeah, like they'll just keep up and at and like he said There's games where people were gambling millions of dollars. That's fucking wow and they're real players. Yeah, scary Yeah, I'm staying away from that shit. I saw Philip was playing poker online the other night. Yeah, pretty good Is it good and yet and his wife they're both legit poker players in a tournament here I think there was like a leader in the pot or something When I was the pool Well, it was a pool player There was always like people players who like playing cards and pool players hated card players Because card games took away from action.

2:51:17Yeah, so gambling addicts didn't want to play pool because they wanted to play cards Want to play gin rummy? You know, and that takes away good gamble and that yeah, I got damn it. Yeah, you'd be mad watch a game break out If you took me right now, there's black side game. We could go play a good play right now. Yeah, yeah Yeah, be fun. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna white one seven million dollars one night. What? He lost a million one night I mean that's when they pulled the UFC. What kind of hands is he playing for that who fucking knows? D when he's very rich, right? So for a guy like that like it's got to be juicy to get him excited.

2:51:57I stood around one time at the At the win And I just watched the guy who was Alone at the table his lady was right next to him. He was just doing $10 ,000 a hand And I was like God just watching them go like boop. No 10. Oh my god 10. I mean, I was like Jesus. That just gives me anxiety just sitting. Yeah, watching that. I was like oh my god Because it's so addictive and he wasn't he wasn't reacting to wins or losses. Oh boy. He was just like that can't be good. No That can't be good. No, he's broken. I got a p real bad. Yeah, you want to wrap it up? Sure. I have a special out I haven't mentioned it.

2:52:34We haven't talked about it. No, it's a It's out to them. Well, at this day This day my fifth is a lot my fifth special It's called sledgehammer. Look at you handsome devil Do you notice the difference when you look back at your old ones? Do you ever see like? Like recommends look at that old one. Go holy shit. Look at me now dramatic. Yeah, look at you. You fucking that and prick that that's in November 10 or 12 pounds more there. Wow You look great. Thanks man. And specials awesome. I mean, you're fucking set is so tight You know what it was to Joe is that that extra year? I didn't actually year.

2:53:07Yeah pandemic obviously influenced that But it made me realize how much better this hour is than any hour I've done. Yeah, I toured another year with it Yeah, I mean, that's a long time tight My last show of this whole tour I did 303 shows on this It's fucking bananas. What a great name though. I'm coming everywhere. Yeah, it's good to our name Was in Iceland my last show was in wreckled sledgehammer. Yeah, why sledgehammer? My dick compared to my sons has looked like a sledgehammer But Yeah, so on Netflix now it was um, I realized something I was like It was the very final show and I had I mean, it's a wildly different hour On the 300 third show than the first one right like yeah, like 40 minutes different.

2:53:56Mm -hmm, but I I was in such Control I realized that on that last show that like I was doing like I just you know I opened with like some local stuff and I did some stuff I wrote in Europe so I was touring Europe and then I got into like that meat of the hour set And I was like yeah, this is when you tour for that long and do this many shows that you were like I've like I just owned it in a way that and I was aware of it. I was like I just own this. I think it's a number thing I really do. I think it's like what you know in the Malcolm Gladwell book about the Beatles when they play Humberg the thousands of hours thousands of hours Yeah, thousands of shows listen.

2:54:35It's awesome. I'm super happy for you. Thank you. Thanks I hope you guys enjoy it. It was a it was a really fun special. I hope you enjoy it. Bye everybody guys. Have you thought the job?