#2006 - Brian Simpson

24:43He might switch it up. Well, who knows? I mean, he doesn't look that good there though. So that thing again, but it's like for a lot of people on vegan diets, it's hard to put mass on. He looks okay. But he looks like a normal 45 year old guy that's fit. And I think that's his dad too. See that picture right there in the middle? Oh, him his son and his dad all did the transfusion. I'm not sure I like that picture. Him in the middle. Like why were you looking at me like that? Imagine if you go over someone's house and the son and the dad and the little kid, they're all posed like this. Like come on.

25:17What? What are you doing? So I went over your house. It's like a common guy. And you were there with two other dudes. He said, hey man, I'm gonna leave. We were embracing? Yeah, I mean, I want you guys to be happy. No, the right is normal. No, the right is normal. Like Joe, this is how we stay younger Joe. It's cuddle puddles. It looks like his dad's not listening. Intergenerational cuddle puddles. That bell buckle is fucking straining. Well, he's definitely holding in this stomach. Yeah, on top of that. Like that guy's not listening. Isn't it funny? Like the son is on this crazy health kick that dad looks like he's eating meatball subs.

25:51Oh, yeah. Well, I think he was estranged from the dad and the son until recently. And they got back together for the transfusion. Oh man, that is so hard for people. I've met people that like their kid won't talk to them like, oh my god. Yeah, that's wow. What happened? And then I meet the opposite. Like last night at the club, but there were two people that were like, it was just a dad out with his, with his son. Well, one was out with his son and one was out with his daughter. Yeah. It was like, that's awesome. If you're 50 and your 25 year old daughter wants to still hang out, you did pretty good.

26:21Yes. You know? No, it's beautiful. I hanging out with your kids is awesome. I don't understand. I mean, you know, all sorts of circumstances. Divorce parents turn one kid against the other parent. Yeah. That's horrible. I've seen that shit happen. That's, but that's like, when you date manipulative, vindictive people. And they do it to other people and you don't think they're ever going to do it to you. Guess what? Yeah. Guess what? You're going to be other people if they don't like you anymore. Do you know what though? I am. While sleeping, Johnson is hooked up to a machine that counts the number of nighttime erections.

26:53Oh, wow. This guy's going too hard with data. He also takes daily measurements of his weight, body mass index, body fat, blood glucose levels, and heart rate variations. I mean, okay. Maybe he has a lucky number. He wakes up 13. Yes. 13 boners. How many boners do you think you get in the night? I don't know what. What's a good one? I didn't know you got him in the night. I get him every now and then. I go to pee and I got to like do the lean. But why do you need to measure? Is there a normal amount? Right. Yeah. Oh man. I don't want to know that much. I don't want to be worried about stuff like that.

27:25There's so much data. And then he's going to come out with like an apple cock ring that'll measure for you. Five. Nocturnal erections during an eight hour sleep cycle. Typically. With each erection lasting about 25 minutes, that's about one erection every 90 minutes. Oh man. Interesting. But that's weird. Like why is he measuring, I guess this find out what his testosterone levels are, but wouldn't you be able to do that with blood levels? I know. Yeah. Man, you can go crazy. Like when I had that whoop thing, like if I looked at it, I mean, I still have it. I just haven't been wearing it. But if you look at it and it says you only got like 25 % recovery, but you feel good.

28:02You're like, what the fuck is going on? How can I feel good? You know, but that was actually a sign that a lot of people like COVID, because they would have an eight hour sleep and wake up and be like four percent recovery. Like what the fuck is going on? I was like, the way you were breathing. Shabbat is struggling. You guys not doing so good. I don't know. I'm sometimes I still do the health tracking, but sometimes I want to. I just listen to my body for the most part. I mean, I do measure my heart rate and I do wear a heart rate strap when I do some of my workouts, but what? Like yesterday, this is a couple of people in my family that are sick right now.

28:35Not bad, but enough that it's like they're sick. And I was working out yesterday. I was like, boy, do I feel like a bitch? Like I just wanted to stop. But I felt strong enough to do it. But it was like this, so I'm riding this line. Why I don't want to overstress myself and like tax my immune system, but I don't want to push you out of my workout. So I got to feel it along the way while I'm doing it. It's like I'm going through a dark room and I'm just feeling the walls by hand. You know? Yeah, see that's, you got more discipline than me. I would just, I would just give in. Well, I have a particular type of mental illness like that.

29:10Like I need to do physical things. If I don't, my brain doesn't work that good. It's just like too confused. It's riddled with extra energy and data that it doesn't need. It concentrates on stupid shit. It's not good for me. For me, I need exertion. But when I have exertion, I'm calm and friendly and nice and easy -going and I'm compassionate. And I think about other people, like their problems before I react to things. But when I'm like, amped up, like if I haven't worked out for three days, like I'm not good at decisions. You know, because then you want to say things like, shut the fuck up. But when you say shut the fuck up, nobody hears shut the fuck up.

29:49They get mad at you. Like they don't think, oh, I should shut the fuck up. Like it's the most ineffective thing to say. Unless you're really thinking about violence, are you letting someone know? If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to put you in the hospital. Unless it's that, it's a warning. Who talked about respect the other day? That should save your life in a whole bunch of situations. Like respect people. If all else fails, just be respectful. Always. Always be respectful. It's wild now because nowadays it's like, it just seems like a lot of people are comfortable being disrespectful.

30:21It's internet. Yeah, it's kind of crazy, man. Yeah. What's that internet culture is that way of communicating becomes a part of your system. You're used to communicating like that. There's so many people that are so crazy on Twitter, the way they talk to people. I couldn't imagine talking to someone like that to their face. Just because it's so mean. It's so shitty. It's fighting words. It's something. It's also such a pussy move because you know the person's not there. You're saying mean shit to them to hurt their feelings, knowing that they're not there. And then you keep checking for replies.

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32:38He would let us fight, but he would take you in the closet where we put the mats. And he would like, well, you all can fight in here in front of me. But you just can't fight in front of everyone. And 90 % of the time people go in that closet and make up. Yeah. Yeah, because it's like, it's the wanting to save face that makes you not be able to like let shit go. It's also when you get in that closet, you realize it's real. So looking for a way out of this. If I don't get anything out of it, no one sees it. So now, how do I benefit from beating you up? We're going to move your sleeve here and tell people what happened.

33:08Right. No one's going to see it. And you know, it's also about to get your face punched in. Yeah, but that should have backfire though too. Because some people really want to scrap, but you take them in there and it's a problem. Yeah, they're looking forward to it. I had Mike Perry on the podcast the other day. He's a barren Uncle boxing guy that came over from the UFC. That dude, like some people pretended not to give a fuck. That dude doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't give a fuck. Better him than me. Thank God as people like that. Yeah, there's people like that out there and they're so fucking entertaining to watch them fight.

33:41Yeah, you know what? As much as I'm a fun of it when it first came out, the slap league. Well, you like it? I like the highlights. I haven't watched a full match, but I'll, but some of the people in there are characters, man. Yeah, for sure. If you're going to get slapped in the face for a living, probably be a character. Yeah. It's designed for those clips. I think it's perfect. I think Dana needs to spring off. They need to have a separate champ for fronthand and backhand slaps. Ooh, backhand slaps. Yeah, they need a backhand slap champion. If you backhand slap, you got to be dressed like a pimple.

34:17You have to have some fly velvet suit on. Something just beautiful and purple. Instead of a belt, it's just a cape for the champ. Yeah, yeah, a cape. Yeah, like, yeah, and a crown maybe too. Big old pimped crown. A chalice. Big time. Remember a pimped sup hose down? Oh, yeah. There was a wild wear like they want air shit like that. They would never air shit like that today. It's horrible exploitation and they were like celebrating these guys. HBO, listen, we got to give HBO their fly was. Yes. They've made some of the most insensational TV since, I mean, from the time I was a kid. Fuck yeah. On up to now, they got some, they got more, they probably got their bat and average is higher than every other network.

34:58They're bat and average is sensational. Yeah, yeah, so many good shows. There's more good shows than bad shows on HBO. Just succession, which just ended. Yeah, succession was great. Fucking great show. Yeah, fucking great show. In the ending, holy shit. Man, you know what? I clapped in my house. I was like, thank you. I feel different about the ending every time I think about it. Well, it's so, there's so much there. It's so, it's so, you're so conflicted because there's no heroes. There's no heroes. They're all fucking losers. And that's real. And that's the real corporate world. Think about the fact that at the end of the day, losing was still them all being rich.

35:37Billionaires. Like unbelievably wealthy. And they were so, because like I told you, like people like that. It's not about the amount of money. They wanted to be CEO, they all did. And none of them ended up being. And what's the, what's the, you know, the whole art award thing when it's like never go beyond victory. So when I first watched it, I was like, man, fuck, she'd rather be under Tom, who betrayed her than her brother being in charge. But then I thought about it at the end. And it's like the brother fucked up. And I don't know if this, this was intentional, but I think I like to think it is.

36:14You never go beyond winning. He had it won. He had it so to me. And you stop. You don't do too much. And when he was, he wanted to gloat one last time in the room. And you remember, he excluded she is again. He was like me, me, me and my brother was able to bring it across the line. He, and that was her one thing. Like stop excluding me. I'm smarter than both of y 'all. And he, one last time, and that's when she got up, I was like, I got to think about it. It's like, those characters are so perfect. Oh, man. It was a perfect cast for short. Like they put that show so good. That show was so well casted.

36:50So well casted. And what it cousin Greg ended up getting. Oh, he was just Tom's bitch for the rest of his life. Yes, forever. God, that dude's evil. That dude's evil. Yeah, both of them are. Craig's evil too. Yeah, he's creepy. Yeah, and he comes off as like this bumble and kid, but he got something to it. Yeah, and his, he was manipulative from the jump. His granddad tried to talk him out of it. He was like, just be rich and away from these guys. They're not happy. So crazy. None of them are happy. But it's a thing like gambling addicts. Like I was talking to my friend Sean about gambling addicts the other day.

37:24Like growing up in pool halls. You know, not growing up, but you know, being in pool halls when I was younger. It was my first exposure to real gambling addicts. And it is a sickness that's different than anything that I ever thought it was. Yeah. It is just like crack. Like these guys, they want that fucking. They just got to be an action. And that's what they call it. They call it action. I got to be an action. They want to be an action. It's all money is just gambling coupons. Yeah, they love the risk of it. Yeah, it's not the winnings or the losing. It's the fucking adrenaline rush. You're watching the game.

37:58Did you see uncut gems? Oh, yeah. Uncut gems. What? It's fucking. I can't watch it again. It's so anxiety. Because like I knew people like that. I knew people like that. I knew people that blew everything. Blue everything. I watched people blow tons of money. I've seen it in pool halls, man. It's like everyone's a junkie. They're all junkies. You got your players who are like they just they're addicted to playing. And they're also addicted to winning. And they're addicted to making scores. But then you got to line people. The people that aren't even, they're not playing. They're fucking betting on the side.

38:35Those are the big bets. That's the big money. Sometimes people are playing for $25 ,000. But there's $500 ,000 in the room. These are like big money games in the Philippines. Big money games. And you know, like when they get some guy will come over from Europe and match up with somebody. They'll have these like three day tournaments where they're playing for $100 ,000. But there's so much betting on the side. But has anyone ever just, I wouldn't if they just sit down and do the math and read it's like you lose way more than you win. Yeah, but it's the fucking action. You think you win sometimes.

39:12You're going to keep winning. You're going to win again. I'm going to get them back. I mean, that was uncut gems. There's always like chasing after that money. That's what they all do, man. It's wild to watch. Because it was so scary to me. I was nervous about gambling on pool. Like I would only gamble a certain amount. You think it's easy to have a friend with a gambling problem or a drink of problem?

39:35I know a lot of good people that have kicked drinking. I know a lot of really good people that had drinking problems and now they're awesome. Like, look at David Tell. He had a drinking problem and he kicked it and became... He was already one of the best comics alive when he was a drinking guy and then quit and got even better. I mean, he's amazing. And he's amazing to be around. He's a beautiful person. Everyone loves David Tell. Yeah, that's true. So it's like that's a guy that had a drinking... I know a bunch of people that have had drinking problems. Drinking problems to me is like, it seems like that's...

40:06It's more relatable. You want to escape. And it's usually some pain that you're dealing with in your life. Some childhood shit or some failure shit. Some of you're avoiding. Yeah. Or it's a genetic thing. Some people just have a genetic propensity to alcoholism. It just runs through their whole family. Dude, I just heard a friend of mine told me about a guy the other day where he has a drink... He has a drinking problem, but he also is an alcoholic. But I'm sorry, he's an alcoholic, but he's also allergic to alcohol. Oh my God. So he would literally drink himself into the hospital once a week.

40:40Oh my God. And I was like, that's right there. That's bad right there. You got to recognize that shit. It's like your arched nemesis. But there's a thing about addictions where it's like, even if you know it's bad for you, you can keep it pulled into it. It's hard to explain that it's a mind that's never been addicted to anything. Or at least they think they have it. But, you know... Dude, I was getting addicted to those nicotine vapes. But not even physically addictive. This is what's crazy. I could put it away and not use it for a week. Like I'd go on vacation, I wouldn't bring one with me, but then when I got one back, I just wanted to suck on it.

41:15And there's the thing. So why is it going to turn out into a tool of me? I just wanted to suck it. Oh, this is so many horrible things. You said, me and Ari the other day had a conversation about docking. You know what, dudes take their force gear and put it over another dude's dick. Right. And we were arguing over who's winning. You know? It's like, he's like, I'm sucking your dick out. No, no, no, I'm fucking your mouth. It was like, it's stupid. Stupid, but I was like, my god. Why don't I always get in conversation with like that around Ari. Oh, he's a maniac. He's going to be there tonight.

41:45Oh, no, no. Yeah, I can't wait to see him. Adrian is there tomorrow. Pollution? Yeah. Oh, okay, good job. Yeah, I love her. Yeah, she's funny. She's funny shit. She's on the rise. You know, she's like a new kind of interesting talent. Yeah. Fascinating person. Super fucking smart. She go hard too. She goes hard. Yeah. She goes hard on stage. But I'm not a better person. I've never met her personally. She's going to be there tonight. Yeah, sweetheart. My name is Adrian. I know she's here tonight. She'll be here tomorrow. She might come tonight. But yeah, I got to meet her during the moon tower.

42:18She came by. The mother shit was so good. How about bottom of the barrel? See, I didn't talk about bottom. I'm at a barrel at the beginning of the show. Yeah. But it's so much fucking fun. It's the, I look forward to it so much. Yeah. I was bummed out that I didn't get on stage the second one. But the first, you never know, man. You never know. Like what? I've had two premises that I've gotten out of bottom of the barrel that became actual bits. Yeah. Every night is, it's, and it's a different show every night. It's so fun. It's so, so silly. Yeah. And the crowds, the now, we're starting to get to the point where like regular people are coming back and back.

42:49They come back. Yeah. And it's always different. It's always different. It's always different. And some of the suggestions are hilarious. Yeah. I give out prizes for if I get a good one. That's salt that is a fly guy. It's a gun called Bug Assault. They sponsor our show and they give us. And the thing is, this is one of those places where like they didn't want offer to sponsor. I got one and I was like, everyone should have one of these. Like I would be their spokesperson if they paid me. Because I don't know if I've ever told you this, but I have a room. My relationship with flies. When I was deployed, my first deployment to Iraq, you know, it was when we didn't have shit going on.

43:29We just came over the border. And we just camped in this town called a Numanaya. And it just had the most fertile soil I've ever seen. It just looked nutrient - I could be wrong. But we would dig holes to shit in every day. We didn't have any porta -podies. And somebody who ever got in trouble would have to bury the holes. But anyway, these were the biggest, most numerous flies I've ever seen in my life. I learned it like they hibernate. Did you know that? That's probably not the scientific term. But they sleep at night. And to the point where like, I will wake up, the tarp we had or everything, it would be completely covered in flies.

44:08Like a million of flies. And you could scrape them off. They wouldn't move. They wouldn't wake up. We did it every morning. We killed them all. And every morning, they was full again. It was that many flies. If you didn't kill them. Yeah. And they were so many flies. And they were starving. Any chanted moisture. So we would eat these MREs. You have that MRE? Everybody eats it out of the bag. It comes in. Right. And so when you open that bag, you had about three seconds to get the food in your mouth. Because it's like they would sense the moisture. And even if you got the bag closing time, they would just all of you just anything.

44:45If you cried, they were on your tears. They were just starving. Oh my god. That's why I don't eat outside. You know, it was more like if it's too many women in the group, they always want to eat outside. And I was like, I'm good. I don't want to I'm not going to come because I already know the cutest girls going to go. We should get outside and look at them. And I'm be up to this beat. The whole time. The first time I fly lands on my foot, I'm I hate this bitch. You wanted to do this. Right. And so when I discovered a gun that can kill these motherfuckers. Yeah. You know my wife took mine away.

45:17Really? She's like the whole fucking house is going to be covered with salt. You're going to leave the door open just so you can kill more flies. It's all that you get to get a pistol, little rifle. You gave me a rifle. Oh, no, no, no, no. The pistol. I'm going to upgrade you tonight. The pistol difference. I told you she took the rifle. Yeah. So hide the pistol. The rifle. The rifle comes with an infrared sight. Right. And that's pretty cool. It's accurate within I think four feet. But it but you pump it. Right. And that's cool. That a knocker fly this guy. But the pistol is called the shredder.

45:48Yeah, the shredder. Okay. It comes with a CO2 cartridge. So it's a revolver. So it literally has a little revolver thing. You rub it in salt, load it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bugger, salt shredder. You can get a little holster for it. And bro, when I tell you, because now that thing, it'll rip a fly to pieces. Oh, you hit a fly with that motherfucker and it's dead. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, man. I need one of these. Yeah, no, I got you. We have, we haven't met the club. I get fucked up by mosquitoes in my yard. Because you know, I'm out there doing archery. Oh, yeah.

46:23I'll do it during the day, which shorts on, because it's 95 fucking degrees out there. And I'm out there for two hours. And I come inside of my ankles, which is brutalized. Yeah. What I call them, no seals. This is made for cockroaches. Oh my God. Holy shit. It's made for big, big bugs. Bro, it just blows them away. Bang! Let me see. Boom! Hey, will you shoot and salt into your fucking food? No. If it's popcorn, it's fine. This is just such a setup. Oh, that guy got fucked up. Yeah, bro. Boom, son. I mean, what did they do for this commercial? How did he let those roaches on that stuff? They had probably had them in a bucket.

46:59They just dumped them on the table. I'm telling you, it's so satisfying. America. I'm definitely giving these guys free game right now. But I'm gonna tell you, there's no more satisfying feeling. Then shooting one of the motherfuckers out the sky, or shooting it off of something. Because you know, if you live in Texas, every time you open your door, something flies in your house. This is part of living out here. Every single day, something flying is in my house. And every single day, I kill that motherfucker. It feels so good. I have two of those. I have one upstairs and one downstairs. So no matter where I am, I don't got to leave the floor.

47:30I go right away and I talk shit the whole time. I'm like, oh, you think she has sweet up in here. No, no, no. Anyway. We got a fire ant problem too. Oh, yeah. Those little motherfuckers. Woof. Man. It's very impressive the mounds that they make. Those guys go ham. Yeah, they... Texas is well with the buzz. I feel like every kind of bug in the world is here. Bug snakes. I got a booklet that they sell at the supermarket of like the snakes from central Texas. Like what's dangerous and what's not? That's hearing awesome. Yeah, wow. Yeah, my friend called me. She goes, what is this? And she sent me photos of videos of two big ass coral snakes in her garage.

48:11I'm like, those are real bad. Like, get the fuck out of there. Yeah, that's fucking things out of there. That'll kill you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, coral snake can kill you. Yeah. They usually aren't trying to fuck with you though. No. No, they don't. The problem is sometimes you don't know they're there. Right. And so you're stepping and you step too close to them and they bite you. And you, and yes, it's a rat. Especially if you're not looking. Yeah, you just wander through the woods. God, it's so beautiful out here. Especially if you don't know what bit you. That's the whole other thing. Oh, yeah. And you don't get to a hospital.

48:37Yeah, you got to get to the hospital with the thing to kill you. You got to know what it was. Right. You know, I'm sure hospitals out here probably carry antivenom. Yeah. My dogs got bit of tongue times by rattle snakes. Really? Yeah, my pit bulls. Back when I used to have pit bulls. Oh, yeah. They did anything in that yard was dead. You know, I saw a video other day. This might not be true. Who knows what you learned with the internet. I mean, the cats are like quicker. Oh, yeah. They're way quicker. The reflexes are way harder. This is a great video of a snake trying to bite a kitten. Like a young cat.

49:06And the cats like, wow. Yeah. You have to fuck off. I'm kind of hit you two times. You know, my favorite, listen. You know, like if you, how do you do comedy this all along? It's the real silly shit that makes you get, gets at you. Yeah. It's not like the intricate shit. It's like the silly shit that makes me laugh. Tony Baker doing voiceovers of cat videos. Have you, you know Tony Baker? The comedian? Yeah. Yeah. He's one of the funniest motherfuckers alive. And he does these voiceovers of animal videos. And when he, when it's a cat thing. So he has all, he has all these different phrases. But he, when the cat hits somebody, calls it a skittity pat.

49:41And he'll, and he'll, it's, bro, you got to find one of these. Like it's one of the, he, he, he, uh, help me brother. That's not, is this Tony Baker? Ooh. I'll lift the camera. Your father. Dude. Bro, cats fighting on roofs is crazy. They die sometimes. Those are the motherfuckers can fall really far. Yeah. I mean, my cat, my cat goes outside. I worry about it all the time. But she's a, she's a savvy one, man. You've always let your cat go out. Yeah. Well, when I got her, she was like an outdoor cat. Yeah. Yeah, they don't take kindly to being stuck indoors. Those outdoor cats. No. I'll start pissing.

50:23And you're right now. Like we're having it right here. I don't like, hey, you old and mom, and looking much shash. I don't like what you're talking about. I'll rip your poor past loose and put them in the nice little broth. I'm in that simmer. When I see it, you can't throw the eyes bitter. You know, you got to, I'm cat nippy in the stomach. But hey, do you just own, you know what I'm saying? Whatever you're into. It's so funny. You see a, a Labrador growling. Like bitch, you're so faking it. Oh, yeah. They're the nicest dogs in the world. And most of the, most of those families have cats and dogs with the cat as rule in a loose.

50:56Yeah, they smack the dog right in the fucking face. Did you ever see the video of the girl talking about her pronouns and the cat turns the smacks from the face? No. It's hilarious. So it's the girl like holding her cat. She's being serious about her pronouns. And this cat turns around and goes, shit the fuck up. She's like, oh. Hi, my name is Erin. I use, she her pronouns and I am.

51:24And you know what, dude? It was probably her fault. My cat, my cat only acts up. This is fucking hilarious. That cat was like, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. No warning. Just shut the fuck up. Should have fed him. My cat only acts up when I'm wrong. She's never wrong. You know, something's always wrong. If she acting up, is either something wrong health wise or I'm late feeding her or little boxes dirt like something. It's always something I didn't do. She never just starts acting in a certain way. So that's because she probably was fucking something up. What's she's annoying? That was she her pronouns.

51:59Watch the water bowl bitch. If you're annoying about that, you're probably knowing about other stuff. The cat was like, she need to change my fucking water bowl. The litter box thing is rough. If you don't change the litter boxes all the time, like P .B. You go to their house and it smells like piss. It's like you don't, all factory senses are interesting in that they detect change. They don't detect static smell. So like you get used to being, like if you live in a town where there has a slaughterhouse, you get used to that. If you live in a town that's got like a lot of agricultural chemicals around, that terrible smell.

52:33Like my parents used to live in Pennsylvania. Nice to drive to visit them through Jersey. And when you go into Pennsylvania, going to where they lived, there was a lot of like agriculture. And the smell was so bad. You rolled on the wind, you're like, what the fuck? These people live with that every day, but they don't notice it after a while. Right, right. So like that's the thing with people's houses, when you go over there and they have a box of piss. And they're like, hey, you got to get rid of this. Like you have a box of piss in your house. The technology is so high now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, my god.

53:04They have those things that, yeah. Yeah, they got the automatic joints. Yeah. It's like, it don't make sense. Yeah. It's a little draw. It's a draw. Change it. Yeah. Yeah, but then if you got an outdoor cat, like, you know, she shoots outside somewhere. I have no idea where she shoots. I have no idea where she shoots at. And I don't clean it up. I think they bury it a little. Do you roommates take care of her when you go out of town? No. No. I mean, I'm sure they watch out for, but not anymore. The only time they leave food out for her? No, I'll have Sam. You know Sam, their experience, they say?

53:34Yeah. She runs bottom of the burrow with me. I would rather her do it, you know, men don't. Yeah. Right. Exactly. Because they'll take care of her, but they won't do it. I would do it. She'd do what I would do. Right. So it's like, if I'm going, only if I'm going for more than a few days. You know, if I'm doing like four days somewhere, then I'll have, I'll just have a go check on her. If you have a cat and you come back home after a couple of days of cats, like, oh, look, you're back. No. No, this bitch don't like it. She gets mad at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's always upset. Yeah. Really? Look at what she does.

54:05She mow it. She got like a band of men issues. So she always, whenever I leave for more than a day, she thinks I'm going to leave her. Oh, yeah. I've had straits, straits dogs that were like that. Yeah. So I'm so sad. But man, the bitch finds. She's just, she got two fountains. She got a dad home. She doesn't know. Yeah. She doesn't need a lot. Her food, the bowl is automatic. The water fountains are automatic. She got two of those. The little boxes are automatic. That food can't be good. That dry ass bullshit food. No, no. I mean, I feed her wet food when I'm home. Right. But like I said, I couldn't trust anybody else to do it.

54:36I wonder if cats get mercury poisoning from like eating tuna and shit like that. I don't, I think that there's an issue with the cat. The kidneys are all pretty fucking strong. Yeah, but I mean, mercury is, it's a heavy -battle poison. I don't think it's good for any animal. And they're not giving them sushi -grade fish. Well, a lot of those, that's true. But a lot of those tuna, they're riddled with it. Because the big fish are the ones that are eating the most little fish. And a lot of little fish are the ones that have the heavy metal poison. They can get it. Oh, they can't. Look at this. Animals do not show signs until several weeks after being poisoned by organic mercury.

55:11Signs can include blindness, excitement, abnormal behavior, and chewing. Lack of coordination and convulsions. Oh, Jesus. Oh, convulsions. Cats show hind leg rigidity, lack of coordination and tremors. Neurologic signs may be irreversible. Oh, no. So it's not common to cats, but maybe the first thing of veterinarian suspects. So it's possible that mercury poisoning happens, but it's not diagnosed. Oh, it may not be the first thing of veterinarian suspects. Oh, wow. I had a dog once, a puppy that I got. And it had distemper. And you can't fix that in a puppy. What is distemper? Distemper is horrible.

55:50I think it's, is it parvo or distemper? Are they the same thing? It's a horrible virus that puppies get. And he would just go into these terrible convulsions, like these seizures. It was so sad. Wow. He's the cutest little guy, and there's nothing they can do about it. There's nothing they can do about it at the time, at least. It was 20 plus years. You're watching something cute, that's difficult. Oh, it's so horrible. He was so adorable. He was such a little sweetie. It's not the same thing. So just temper and parvo, not the same disease. Both are highly contagious viral diseases that could cause serious symptoms and even death, especially for unvaccinated puppies and adult dogs.

56:31Yeah. Distemper hepatitis parry influenza. I got him from the pound, and you know, he was a rescue puppy. And sometimes, you know, they're around, who knows where they are before the pound gets them. And he was already infected. So sad. He was such a cute little guy. Why did you take him home if he was already going to bed? I didn't know. I didn't know until after I had him. He started showing symptoms a while after we got him. He was real young too. It was awful. No, that's tough. I haven't lost my pet yet. I mean, I've had animals down me, but they were never mine. I don't know what I'd do with something that would happen.

57:09So I did deer in the side of the highway. I got sad. This is the deer out here dropping their fawns. See if these cute little baby deer that are running around. And when we were walking the other day. And the mother deer ran away. And left the fawn and the fawn just lies down on the ground. Because they're so small they can't run yet. And so the mother tries to distract you by running away so that you chase her. And hopefully the fawn kind of blends into the grass. Oh. Yeah. They don't have any defense mechanisms. There's too small. So for the first, I don't know how many days, they really can't run away.

57:44Now they can kind of run away. Like now I see the same little baby deer. And now they're running around. But it's like there's a bad plan from other deer's. Well, it's a plan that ensures that there's going to be less deer. Because you can't have too many deer. So it can't be perfect when they come out running full. Full sput. You would never, you know, kind of these would never get them. Well, that's more planning than those summering people. That shit pisses me off the more I think about it. It scares the shit out of me. How you don't just seems like a horrific way to die. How you don't have a plan?

58:17See, you know what's so strange about the whole situation to me? I was talking to Jamie earlier. Is that they have what they had. They started out with like four days worth of air. Jamie. Yeah. So someone thought if something goes wrong, they're going to need extra oxygen. Yeah. Right? Because it's only if the trip was less than a day. But they have four days worth of air. So someone was thinking about what they might need in an emergency. And they stopped right there. They gave them extra air and then no other way to get out of a passage. Like they can't control it from inside of it. There's no emergency surface button.

58:52There's no transponder. They don't control it from inside of it? No, it's controlled from the ship. Oh, Jesus. Oh my gosh. And the ship got to be right directly above it. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. And if that doesn't happen, if they, if somehow they lose contact with the ship, the ship is not directly above it. That's it. There's no plan B. What? Yeah. So is it like, is there a tide that moved them away from under the ship? Like, what the fuck? I have no idea. Maybe somebody crashed. Maybe, you know, maybe that window failed at certain depth. That's what I think happened. I think the thing failed.

59:27I think they're dead. I think it imploded on it. Why do you think that? Because it seems like... I think the banging is... I think the banging is just... It's banging up against something or maybe the banging is something else. Maybe it's the ship shaking. You know, they've never measured the sounds around that area. It's not like they can say that that banging is outside the norm. Oh, really? Yeah, I mean, the Titanic's down there. It's probably still creaking and swinging. Who knows what that banging is. But I could be wrong. I could be them banging. Oh. Seems like a way to energy. Like, nobody's gonna hear you.

59:59But if someone is hearing them. Oh, like, like, they're thinking, oh, the sonar will hear them. Well, that's what it's for. Yeah. I think they've heard it through a plane. Is that true? Yeah. So there's a plane that detected the bang. But it's still unconfirmed. If I'm from what I was just reading. Yeah. So someone's claiming they heard that and then there's like... Yeah, but at this point, we know like, there's no hope of saving them. Even if they're alive, like, right now... They wouldn't get them out. I don't know. Even if they look... Even if they have another one of those things... Even if they go on the surface right now.

1:00:31Like, they had risen to the surface somehow. There is an emergency. They still can't breathe. They can't open it. No one can... They can't open it from the inside. So they can't... They have to find them to save them. And even if they found them right now, they got to bring them to the surface slowly. You know, they can't bring them up too fast. So who even... Who even fucking knows, man? I think it's... I think it's a man's to take to get them to the surface. You know, I don't know. I think... But it's longer than you'd be comfortable with. Because I... So I think... It's not about how much air they have left, right?

1:01:04It's about... Do they... Do they have enough hours of air left that it would take them to raise them to the surface? And open that hatch. How do they even plan... See if there's like some sort of a detailed strategy. A retrieval. Oh, I'm looking. How could they possibly get it out? I've found so far as that, uh... During... Uh... They spoke with somebody else... One of the writers for the Simpsons or Creators for the Simpsons or something took this to her last year. And... They had problems on their trip. Uh... Three times on the... Or it says... Communication was lost during all three of his dives, including that to the Titanic.

1:01:44It's like when they were trying to do it for a TV. They couldn't even find the Titanic or something. The boat has to be... Near the sub. So communication can happen. And if they are not near each other, communication is just gone. What the fuck, man? GPS doesn't work underwater. Nordic radio. Oh my god. And they don't have a line attached to it? Yeah, that's like some... No. In theory, which is probably not correct, it could have resurfaced at some point. And it's just floating somewhere and they can't get out, you know. What? Because people... This says there's seven different... Uh... There's seven different possibilities for it to resurface.

1:02:29And they're like, well, if none of those happened, the other possibilities are that there was a leak. In which case, there's no backup vessel. You kind of fucked. Oh my god. Any kind of leak. Any kind of opening at that depth is going to kill everybody. It's so scary. Yeah. That's such a skit, because it's so slow. Like getting down there, so slow, and knowing that all that water is above you. Miles. Yeah, just a column of water sitting on top of you. Oh. Oh, true. Miles down basically. Oh, Jesus. Oh. And then imagine... And then imagine you sitting there and then thinking about the one motherfucker that was trying to tell you that window wasn't good.

1:03:10Yeah. Right. The guy who's sweating it, the CEO, who has the information. Yeah. Because we got to kill somebody to save Aaron. We killed him first. I'm talking a group into it. Hey, man. You know what? You had a good run. Boy, everybody involved in that company's fucked. Somebody going to pay for that. Oh, my God. Yeah. And one of the guys who's a billionaire, it depends on which political party makes it their issue. If Republicans make it their issue, somebody going to pay for that. What is happening with that Sam Bankman freed guy? I heard they dropped five of his charges. Mmm. Which is why I was...

1:03:45I wonder how that happens. Which is why they just quietly did that while they're telling us about aliens. Yeah, man. This is the death of truth. This is the age where you can't tell what's true. You can't to who's who. Yeah. Who's me and Brab, who's not, who has an agenda. Right. So now people are gone based off. It's like what you're likely to believe is whatever you want to be true. Did you see that James O 'Keefe left project Veritas? He's the guy that does all those Gacha videos and investigative reporter videos. No, I don't know. Undercover videos. He got a lot of them. I don't know what led him to leave project Veritas, but he started his own group.

1:04:26And his own group yesterday, he got some guy from this corporation talking about how easy it is to bribe politicians. So he's on a date. Oh, yeah. You sent me this Instagram thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's wild. It's wild. He's like, you know, you can get a senator for like 10 grand. Does he know he's been recorded? No, he doesn't. He's on a date. At some point he says that he's like, you might be an undercover reporter, but he still keeps telling girls. Yeah, because he's trying to be funny. He's, find that. I think he's trying to impress a girl. But that's what it always is. Like a lot of them are these chatty gay guys and they get some cute gay guy to go on dates with them.

1:05:07Yeah, but there's one part of the video where he's like at a job fair or something. He's just talking. Yeah. So this is it. Play it. I mean, oh, okay. Don't film, but I suspect it's probably because it's easier to do things than people aren't thinking about it. All of these financial institutions, they buy politicians. You can take this big. It's on the money. And then you can start to buy people. I work for a black rock. Meet Serge Varley, a recruiter at BlackRock. Let me tell you, it's not that it was the president. It's controlling the wall art music. Yeah, it says, let me tell you, it's not the president is, it's who's controlling the wall of the president.

1:05:49And who's that? The hedge funds, BlackRock, the banks. These guys run the world. Also, what a fucking financing. Yep, you can buy your candidates. Look at this. Obviously, we have a system in place. First, there's the Senate. This guy's f***ing rich. You got 10 grand, you can buy a set of 500 grand. Yeah. It's done. Does everybody do that? Does BlackRock do that? Everyone does what he's saying. Doesn't matter who wins, they're in my pocket at this point. Here is Serge Varley. Wow. What a loser. Well, these people always, it's always single people on dates. But who talks, who talks like this on the first date?

1:06:27Guys do, if they want to impress a girl. The guys do, if they want to let a girl know, like, hey, they're a f***ing big move or shaker in this corporation. And this is how we do it. We run the world. We run the world. Look, oh my god, I want to be the man right away. The government secrets don't impress women, do they? Well, that's not really government secrets. It's corporate secrets. It's them using their influence and money to affect the political system. But it's power. And, you know, when a guy can talk about how much power he has to a girl on a date, it's probably very intoxicating. Let her know.

1:07:00I'm running shit. You're like, hey, girl, I have several moral failings, but I'm successful. What's that? Google his name. Yep. And when you click this, they removed it. They removed it. Yeah, of course they removed it. But also don't know when I got added. Yeah, but of course they removed it. Like that they always do. Yeah, he don't ever want someone gets busted. He definitely don't work for Black Rock no more. Oh, he's in trouble. Yeah, he's probably dead. Yeah, he's probably at the Clinton's ranch. Swinging from a tree. The shotgun wound in his asshole. Yeah. He killed himself by shooting himself in the asshole.

1:07:32Yeah, it's not good for him. But they'll just disavow him. And none of the major media networks will cover that. That's where it gets interesting. When something like this happens, whether it's a pharmaceutical company, he's done that with a lot of those people. Like Pfizer, he got this guy talking about engineering viruses. And it never makes the news. I'm going to try to go my next date. Hey, girl, I've grabbed several public officials. Let's go back to my place. Yeah, I think it's, you know, she's also asking the right questions, like saying that she's curious. So he gets to show how much he knows, you know.

1:08:09I imagine you having a good date and this girl just be crazy. Destroy this. Just destroys you. Puts you on a hit list somewhere. She probably didn't even fuck him. No, she didn't fuck him. I know. That's like, that's the whole thing. She got free dinner. She got a win. She got a win. She got a two group and then destroy Joana. Get a couple of cocktails and someone like that, you know. They don't think about what they're saying. Next thing you know, you're giving up some serious global details. But then, you want that always be, I mean, that pretty much gives BlackRock a way out. He was just trying to get laid, even though he thought that...

1:08:44For sure. Yeah, oh yeah, he could totally be full of shit. I mean, that's literally one of the guys said that they busted. He goes, I'm an actual liar. He goes, I'm on a date. I'm trying to impress my date. I'm lying. Oh, right. I said that like on the spot and maybe he was telling the truth I mean, you know, you know, people definitely lie on dates and pretend they know more than they know Is she recorded him be like yeah, I have a 12 inch dig people wouldn't be like well that must be true, right? He said it on tape true, right? Yeah, but it seems like What do you say and is based on personal experience?

1:09:14That's just I mean, but we already knew that was true. Yeah He just three he said he was a recruiter. So he's never done any of that stuff right Plus the people that do it if it only cost $10 ,000 the buy Senator. I feel like We should own them all you could own them all Yeah, at least for one election cycle. Yeah, I wonder how that works with political donations That's what Trump always said they had to he donated to people to make things happen He donated to people for this he went to their weddings Yeah, he donated he donated that he donates to their charity where they also happened to be an employee Didn't he say he paid Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton to be a It's wedding I think it was either his wedding or one of his kids weddings I think you can pay people and they'll do an appearance Isn't that why I don't sound like torture how wild is that though?

1:10:04Yeah, give me $250 ,000. I'll show up at your wedding I mean just to be there that might not might be worth the trip I think they're doing that all the time so it adds up You know Donald Trump gigs he probably didn't have their meals covered He's like well, I just I'll pay you the account. You do read the content. I don't know if I'm bar. Right It's expensive what is what was the story with that is that legit did he say that What do you say? I was trying to find the video of a bike that's not coming up but their quote is written here This is if you're to leave him I'll tell you what with Hillary Clinton I said be at my wedding and she came to my wedding Trump applied You know why she had no choice because I gave He added that he gave money to Clinton Global Foundation without understanding how his funds would be used I didn't know the money would be used on private jets going all over the world.

1:10:58He said it was Clinton had a front row seat at Donald Trump's wedding his third wedding in 2005 the Clinton team didn't immediately respond to request For comment on whether the Clinton's only attended Trump's wedding because he contributed to her Senate campaign Well, they're all in cohoots. Just give him some money Get some money. Yeah, they'll do it on private jets. They'll do anything for money Isn't that crazy though they could just use it on private jets. They just got like a private jet slush fund. Oh, yeah I'm not surprised at all like that's why I don't feel bad for people like once you hit a certain amount of money The system is set up for you to for you to never go broke again.

1:11:34Oh, yeah If you use it correctly and they use it to the up to the most yeah, yeah, they use every look they make the loophole So they use every single loophole to benefit them to make sure they will never go broken their kids will never go broke especially bankers I mean when banks fail the the government bailes them out. Yeah, yeah, the whole it's set up so it's what they call it a private risk public no public risk private benefit or whatever the fuck? Kodak Black's lawyer slams Hunter by Kodak Black's lawyer slams Hunter Biden plea deal after rapper sentenced to three plus years for the same crime Attorney for rapper question different outcomes for his client didn't Kodak Kodak Black had a lot of drugs.

1:12:14Yeah Also, but low Wayne I think had a similar charge and didn't had the worst penalties and did he it was he would was hidden but drugs to I don't I don't know exactly each case. I know it's a case by case basis, but well It's been a lot of people that are mad about hunters Situations but to be fair though, but this is not called at blacks first Conviction. Oh, what is he done? Oh, I think he just got out of prison. Oh This might have been because of that. I think that's what he said. Yeah, like His lawyer said two tears of justice. He was charged for the same crime and did three years Hunter Biden will not serve a day.

1:12:49Okay, okay But also don't know if I don't mean I haven't looked back at Hunter Biden He'd never get arrested for any of his problems. Well, he said he was pardoned by Trump in 2021 Hunter Biden no He was he was pardoned for that for that same charge It's a wild a pardon thing. That's wild. You could just say yeah, let him out. It's wild who doesn't get one Right. Yeah, yeah, like Julian Assange Right Julian Assange and what's known? Joe exotic. Yeah free Joe exotic. Um, who's a who's other Manning Bradley Manning. Yeah, who's kind of connected to Julian Assange. Yeah, but also he that's Chelsea Manning now right Chelsea Manning Transition while in government custody for Yeah, how does that happen?

1:13:39No one never talks about that. Oh did it did it happen after because I thought I thought when she initially got arrested it was Bradley Manning. Yeah, and while she was still in custody it changed the Chelsea Manning I think so and I was like Because I'm like because it seems like you get mistreated, but also like If you can transition they put they're treating you pretty Nice, you know the thing yes like in prison Right, so I just always confused me and I wonder what the transition It's consistent. I mean someone can transition by just identifying as a woman now You just start dressing like woman and saying you don't even you could still keep your deck.

1:14:16Still keep your hormones. Most of them start taking hormones. I Don't know. I don't know what the percentages because you can like I think because women I think you listen it transition into from a woman to a man We're probably be easier, but I think Women can tell you're not one of them. You got to take estrogen if you transition to a woman because you got to think like them They can they can pick up on the vibe. I don't think you're not taking your estrogen Like what is this logic? Do you know what auto -gonnaphilia is auto -gonnaphilia auto -gonnaphilia auto -gonnaphilia okay? I'm against auto means Happening without like unconsciously.

1:14:56Guina is vaginas Gkinicologist. I'm guessing. Yeah. Philia means love. Oh, so it means Somebody that automatically loves pussy No, auto -gonnaphilia is a man have a sexual fetish where they they're attracted to women, but they want to dress up like a woman You want to dress up like a woman and fuck women? Auto -gonnaphilia is defined as a male's propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought of himself as a female It's a part of phenelia Oh parapheria rather that is theorized to underline transvestism and some forms of male to female transsexualism So they used to be able to say this That was like a normal state, but now that is transphobic, which is really wild because it's it's been in the psychological Literature forever.

1:15:48It's it's a condition. It's like rocky poor picture shows you. Yeah, but it's like but it's a kink I got a homie like that. He transitioned to a woman but he fucks women He's still yeah, that's all I'm maybe is like he loves women so much that he also wants to be a woman He just gets turned on by the idea of him being a woman. I don't know. It's just like What is that? I had my my my first girlfriend was like that she look she she's like She loved to like masturbate in the mirror. Oh Jesus. That's weird. Yeah, that's crazy I don't want to see nothing of myself just looking at yourself Oh You're so hot that you make you come oh boy That's crazy.

1:16:31He's like man if I was a bitch. I'll do this better than these holes like That's who knows what's going on with that. Mm -hmm. Yeah, you know You will you tell me about you were telling me on a woman a transition to a man start taking testosterone and then came up to you Oh, it's like actually that happened twice. I have to I had two I had two female female friends that transition male. Oh, it's him fucking in the mirror. Oh, yeah America's like oh, that was a great movie. Dude awesome. The book is even more fucked up But every every every woman on every every trans man I know every woman that transitions to a man that I know personally when it's out of taking testosterone at some point They walked up to me like I get it.

1:17:12I get it a little bit. I get it now Yeah, testosterone's a hell of a fucking thing to just start taking a high dose of because like You realize like oh, I want to fuck it. I'm a I'm a it's the suppression that gets introduced to yeah And it hits every hits every man at the worst possible time when your when your body's just getting coordinated You don't know shit about life and this is a drug that makes you want to fucking kill and dominate and win And it's just the highest dose you're ever going to receive. Yeah. Yeah, it's like you take you take like 15 years for it to Fucking wear off. That's why they want people to join the Navy and the army and the Marines when they're 17 18 years old.

1:17:47Yeah, when they can whip you when they can whip you into a fervor with just a little speech. Yeah Can you fire it up? You ready to kill. Yeah, you want to live forever? Yeah Yeah, see now I'll be like yeah, I do I'm gonna stay like I would have got on that sub when I was when I was 19 Of course, but now I'm like what the fuck is wrong with y 'all wrong with you Yeah, I probably did If I was young and stupid and understand consequences, but I probably would have been regretting it halfway down now Understanding consequences This is the most horrific of consequences and the whole world's watching too.

1:18:18Yeah Oh my god, it scares me and it's and the thing is because they're all rich. It's a joke It's like no like people I'm sure people some people have empathy, but Right away Twitter's like yep, they went right means are coming. Oh, yeah people are people if you search right now on Twitter for the knocking sound It's just beats it's like just real just hit pop song people like I heard it was listening to this and it's just young GZ Or it's like the new killer mic album. Can't believe they got it down there. It came out the same day. What's that? There's a couple of hearts. I say listen to a knock and then just someone ripping ass The new killer mic album is a fucking amazing.

1:18:55It's very good. Yeah, yeah, it's very good David Lucas played it in the ring room last night. Yeah, it's very good. This is Mike in his back Yeah, he's in his own right now. I try to talk him into doing a podcast. I hope he listens. Oh, man He had an amazing podcast. That's incredible. He'd have the best podcasts out there. He's so When he gets to give like public speeches about things. Yeah, he's so good at that man Yeah, he's very he's very articulate, but it's also empathetic and kind. Yeah, I mean wise. He's very wise because he practices something that I Then I learned that I learned from doing comedy for real and it's that People people will sit like if you ask somebody is it okay to talk about this or whatever people will say yes or no or whatever But the way they respond to a joke You you you breaking the shit down to where it's obvious that you put a lot of thought into it is enough for most people To not have a negative reaction, you know, even if it's a controversial subject Just to so when he goes and gives speeches about controversial issues or he talks to a group of people that all disagree with him It's like he's so thoughtful That You can't not like him anyway, even if he stands on you totally don't agree with right yeah, yeah Yeah, he's very he understands how his words are being interpreted by the people that he's talking to he's very Smooth and careful with how he does it in particular, you know, now he'd be an awesome podcast He's a great guest.

1:20:23He's always got he's always got great opinions about things You know like that's all you need and there's there's always room for more people like that It's so I'm always trying to encourage interesting people to start podcasts It's such a great way to you know get stuff out there and for me It's I want to hear how different people think I you know, I'm always wondering like why do I think like this? What is the what's the genesis of it? You know, I love about doing my podcast, you know, it's not like hugely popular yet, but It lets me It lets me get all my thoughts out without the obligation to be funny Because sometimes you gotta get through all of the unfunny to find the funny and you don't always have time to do that on stage You know what I mean?

1:21:06So it's nice to just It's like finding it's like finding a you know finding like a the gold nugget, but it's all covered in Shit you gotta chip off and wash up, you know, it's that it's like sometimes It's the nuggets buried so deep that I don't have time to do it on stage after like yeah, yeah Yeah, normally I would just be sitting there thinking no thoughts or saying them to myself Right, but when you say them out loud like that too, you're you're hashing them out and you're working it out in real time Yeah, yeah, Tim's the best of that shit Tim Dylan is so funny off the cuff on those rants My fucking gets started on a rant.

1:21:38Oh my god his rants are fucking incredible Yeah, he's my topian. He's the best at writing. Yeah, he's the best He's the best at it and it translates to a stand -up like his stand -up got way better after he started doing his podcast And it's just it's like our it's a premise factory Yeah, so another person has been in the mothership. Oh, most of the people that come now. Oh, yeah, everybody's right there Man, it's so awesome. Tim talks a lot of shit, but he bought a second house here You shut the fuck up you bought a house out here I try to explain to people what like what you know, cuz I would never tell somebody hey This is better than New York or better than that because that's you know, that's a stupid argument to have yeah, but you should I feel like you should go wherever you're gonna benefit the most wherever you have the most connections wherever you're gonna get the most stage time Yeah, you know, and and you get a lot of station out here like like comic What was the camp Patterson?

1:22:36Mm -hmm moved out here from from fucking no from Florida. Yeah, I saw listen. I saw this dude On on the internet he put a joke on Instagram and it came up my feet and I liked it and followed them Follow me back a Month and a half later mothership opens. I'm standing outside smoking on the second day and he goes walking by me on the street He's like hey, don't I know you he's like oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like are you did you move here? He's like yeah, and I was like hey Come come in on Monday to the open mic He comes in Adam loves him. He does bottom of the building next day Adam's like holy shit Tony season Tony's like I love this motherfucker.

1:23:10He got a little kill Tony killed that shit And it's like he went on to kill Tony anniversary. Yeah, he was on the anniversary show and he's a doggie now And it's like the whole life just changed up. You know, I love the door guy program Oh, you know, and it's basically an advanced version of what we had at the store But genuinely dedicated to development a new talent those the door guys get so much stage time But we were talking about that before we ever did this we're in the when we were planning this out We're hanging out in the Vulcan we we all were at agreement. You got to have two nights of open mic nights Oh, yeah, you got a lot of open mic minimum minimum you got it That's how the store had it back in the day.

1:23:47That's really the best way to do it It's a and you can always have you know like last time we did a mic night bill burrs in town He went up like a bunch of people go up though. It'll be pros after the the amateurs Well, I think a lot of clubs don't you know because open mic doesn't it's not a money -making night No, you know, and so a lot of clubs like they see it as an afterthought, but it's like it's stupid The nurture the scene it's an event you're you're doing it for the the greater good of the art form You're the more people that do it the better the people will be the better the people that are around you the better You'll be it's like it's good for everybody and if you're a comedy fan and you go in one day and you see some kid has been doing comedy for two years And they're it's kind of funny and then you come back six years later and they're fucking headlong beast And you're like wow this is wild.

1:24:35Mm -hmm. This is wild. It's beautiful to see man It's it's exciting. It's an exciting time for stand -up. It's my favorite place And you know what we're doing out here is the best that we can do right here It doesn't mean that it's better than anywhere else. It's like they're all great if you do it the right way But you got to do it the right way. Yeah, it's just it's just another place where you can do it It's not like you don't I don't think you have to like there's a winner or it's that's dumb But it does help that there's so many good comics here. It's a lot of good comics here There's a lot of stage time here And there's decent money to be made here Even if you're not a like famous comic.

1:25:10Yeah, because all the spots pay pretty well. Yeah, you know, and that's that's a good thing Jacked that up. Yeah, all that free shit if your show don't pay. It's not gonna last here Yeah, not like if you because my attitude's always been the same. It's not like it's not like I'm above doing a free show But if you if I find out you're making money and you're not paying the comics Exactly, then I'm not fucking with you. Exactly. Well these to have those shows in LA Where like the one person putting on the show was making all the money they were making thousands dollars They give like 50 dollars to this person did give a couple hundred bucks out out of thousands and thousands of dollars Sold out show, but that person wasn't even the good comic people were coming to see all the other people And the other people were just doing the show because it was convenient They were in town.

1:25:52Yeah, I want to do a set and they just wanted to do a set just to work out And you think of the store as a place to just work out and you realize oh somebody's like massively profiting We're basically 85 % of the money. Yeah, it's kind of fucked up, but it's you know That doesn't have to be the case like the way we're doing it is way better like where the comics feel appreciated The reason why people are going there is for the comics So that they make the money like that's how it's supposed to be Yeah, and it's it's also good for everybody else. It's it's good. It's good for the club The club's got to understand like what are you selling like this is the argument that I have with the store when I got banned I was like you have a box with a microphone in it if we don't go you have nothing you're not selling the comedy store This comedy store is a great venue that is a lot of Amazing history, but it's filled with us We're the comedians So if a shithead like you is making decisions and supporting a fucking joke thief over the rest of the community You know what the fuck is going on you all you have is a box is the institution I mean almost most of the institutions in comedy work that way Where the institution gets most of the money yeah, and but it's like But the problem is they get you when you're not a draw Right, so then they can say oh well you're not they're not here because of you right So you so you get used to Getting underpaid and not asking more about the money and how you're compensated yeah, and before you know it you just have You know when it's all said and then you have all these memories and you know, it's the prestige and Well the thing about the store was it was a great place to work in your act and then you'd make money going to other places So that's how I was approached it.

1:27:32I was approached is it's home base I'm glad they make money because I want to support it You know, and it's the best club that's ever existed. I don't think they should make nothing. Yeah, they should just It though just When you would find out like how much money like was on one of those bring your shows those shows were those showcase shows It's you feel violated feel like you you fucked me like you know You know that that's not fair you're you give them someone fifty dollars you making six thousand That's crazy. Yeah, but That's what happens when people are allowed to do shit like that and it's all generally the people that are doing it aren't artists It's just like a business person that's figured out this little loophole that the artists who are just like not good at like planning for shit They're kind of scatterbrained and impulsive.

1:28:20There's every kind of artists. Yeah, every level. Yeah, yeah Yeah, so The concept behind this is just to listen with all the power in the hands of the artists and just do it right do it at the end Create like a real sense of community. There's people that don't like that who? People that benefit from Artists being you mean people don't know the clubs people yeah people that are just people that don't benefit from Cardis being empowered, you know Well, it's even a power thing. It's it's it's like you need them too like I'm happy that they make money I want everybody to make money, but the thing is like they always held it over us But you know what it is making money gives you the ability to say no Yeah, like it's like it's like Because what I find is like people in the in show business a lot of times like all their power is in the fact that you don't have any You don't have anything.

1:29:13Mm -hmm. So it's like it all I got to do is throw a little bit of money actually And you have to say yes because you you living in that lake you trying to survive your rent is eight thousand dollars a month for for an efficiency And you need money and so I'm gonna you're gonna sign this shitty contract and I'm gonna give you 10 grand And that's more money than you've ever had at once right and I'm gonna and I'm buying the rights to your idea And I'm gonna turn around and make ten million dollars off it, but it's like this all but but when you When you have security in your money, you can say notice you're like that.

1:29:43Yeah Yeah, well that sort of situation Hollywood only really applies to big budget things now It's very hard to get people to like if they know what's going on to sign off on something like that now Like but but if you like a big budget thing is different like if it's a movie or something like that Yeah, you know then it's like what are you gonna do? Well, it would make me famous or give me steady work Yeah, it's some desperate people that it's that's where people in the show show business You know, it's wild is this story with the flash Do you know the story with the movie the flash Bear I mean, I know Ezra Miller is like a controversial figure But to say it mild really to say it mild.

1:30:20Okay, hit me. I mean he must be so good in this fucking movie I haven't seen the movie, but I heard it's really good He must hit map the person right he's a freak man. Okay, I mean he's non -binary He says he's a they then which gives him a lot of leeway, but with the stuff that he gets accused of It's like what did what is he accused of Jamie? It's it's weird because it's it's hard to imagine that they still release this movie With all these controversial charges against this guy and I understand that like they spent It's some guy to awful amount of money on the movie. He was wanting to the the the the back girl lady didn't do shit.

1:30:58They just canceled her movie Um Yeah, but what he got something with children. Okay uh Vanity Fair's report Followed an update from Rolling Stone which detailed how Vermont state police were unable to find a mother and her three children who are allegedly living in unsafe conditions at Miller's farm In the state reportedly the police attempt to serve the mother with an emergency care order that would take away the children from Miller's property They repeated attempt to contact the mother apparently is what resulted in the police charging Miller with felony felony burglary Vermont state police also report this occurred after police found out that several bottles of alcohol will taken from a residence After looking at surveillance footage They found probable cause to charge Miller who was issued a citation to show up in Vermont's period court for a rainment and late September imagine the flash steals your booze You see the flash is breaking into your house and stealing your booze.

1:31:54It's his house though, wasn't it? I don't know It's well it says it's his property people were staying there since it's taking from a residence Miller's property Well the parents with the the children were staying at Miller's property his farm his farm right the look at it says the repeated attempt contact mother apparently Result the police charging Miller with felony burglary This occurred after police found out that several so surveillance footage Several bottles of alcohol were taken from a residence. This doesn't say the same residence Says a residence like someone's home. So you're stolen from someone's house After looking at surveillance footage they found the probable cause to charge Miller So it's not his he stole booze from someone's house So that's what I was saying.

1:32:35That doesn't seem that bad. Yeah, but that's crazy imagine the flash is stealing Are you a fucking superhero you're stealing my booze? Well, man, does somebody does rich stealing anything from you right What are those two things have to do with each other? I don't know, but there was there so the the child the mother and the children who knows what that is Yeah, good if that could be that could be anything you want glasses and ice Can we get glasses and ice for mr. Simpson? Yeah, I don't but there was something else like there was a protection order Uh put it against him there unattended guns at the house The source of leds one child picked up a strabler and put it in her mouth.

1:33:17Oh Jesus social worker visited home until the children's father They look good yet. There's more work to do Yeah, but there wasn't there's something else though. That's why I'm one I've never heard I there's more than one case Yeah, it sounded to me like people rented his house and then some shit was happening as house and he's trying to get involved But that does not seem like what was really happening. It seemed like there's something else you sound like you as a Miller Apologist I've never heard it. No, what is that? What do you what is that you got right there? This is uh Estancia. Oh, that stuff's horrible.

1:33:45Is it that's the That's making Murphy stuff. No, no, no, it's not Does that make you a different model? Okay, I think Let's get him some ice and some glasses. I just want to I just got a different What is that Is it it? Rassia. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's stuff is turpentine Megan loves that doesn't make any sense What's that death? It tastes like turpentine I think it's nasty but she likes it. I don't know some people just like really fucking strong alcohol Hey, we got ice Uh, I don't know man grab some stuff just grab whatever looks good Yeah, it's bad this though give that stuff a try first.

1:34:37Yeah If you want we could break out just melon salts Oh We got going on here. It can't be that bad. Oh, it's bad take a sip of that Sticky lemon shine basically go ahead. Hit it. Hit it. Enjoy Oh, shit. I told you Yeah, yeah, yeah, nasty What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck Megan? She loves it. It's like floor cleanery. It's so nasty. Yeah, yeah I'm good on this. Yeah, I mean who likes that weird of let me get swagger that just what You're not alone. You're not alone. Oh, it's it's so gross. It's foul. Here we go. Let's see a little bit It's worse than I remember oh Yeah, it's real bad. It's foul.

1:35:35You know it's also you can forget that. Oh, yeah, bust out the small ones It's fresh. Oh, yeah, you really got some elements. Of course you do. Of course you do. Why is that surprising though? The ovaan is this the same ones? Oh, this is like end of that This is gonna be rough But those like for the legit joins the user. Oh, yeah, no, they use it They use it like powerlifters use it before they attempt a big lift really that's in a special package This is not this is a different company. This is not a special package like oh, geez This one's so bag Jamie I know my eyes hurt. I My eyes hurt from opening the bag dude.

1:36:14I didn't even open the bottle. This is I don't know what this means Mark with my sparillo holy shit, dude. Just smell this bag. Just smell the bag Why are you doing this the bag is closed? Oh That's just the bag. That's just the bag He didn't give me no fuck. He didn't go take a little tiny take your time Oh Okay, this is still seal. Oh, man. This is gonna the rest is also gonna turn to me some Ellen stuff Bro, this hurts from here. Oh, man, Joe. Oh What is it? It can't be that bad. It is Oh my god. Oh my god. He went too close. Oh my god Take a break. I think no, no, no, we're good Brian's go.

1:37:02It's still burning me. Brian almost ate it. Oh my god. Oh my god This one is so much stronger dude. I know That's why I'm leaving you so it's so much stronger Bad and it's so much stronger. Oh, it's bad. It's so bad. Oh Lord That is that's the old one times like a thousand oh my god It hurts dude still it still hurts The inside of my nose got scorched I thought they had flavored ones. Oh, what flavor? I couldn't find it The thing they went to stop as the folks at home you can hear Brian Simpson's in the hallway moaned Oh Jesus that was so ever ever do you close the door please? It's it's still burning me and I did mine like 30 seconds before you Pool water.

1:38:08Oh Jesus Christ to me that I just remember pool water. This is way worse than pool But it's just sucking pool water. It's the worst man. No, this shit is This one Jamie is so bad. It's so much worse than the other ones. Oh shit. I treated it like it was the other ones I took a real snifferoo. I got in there deep in the package package it like the package that came in the mail I was smelling through that. Oh, it's insane how strong it is. Oh my god It's insane. I don't know how could that possibly help you live. Why is that necessary? I was thinking do this and go on stage. I never did but imagine that one doing that one people at the UL stage people like what drugs you want that was one of the some melancholts That was one of the worst thing I've never I don't know about every reddish hum's so quick Where is it by the way where'd you put it?

1:38:56Oh, that's right here. Oh my god, dude. That shit It burned my whole shit like all of it my slag. Is this supposed to be the same as the other ones we got? There's only one he makes that's that's insane. It's so inconsistent. What the fuck is it for? It's power lifters. They take a sniff of that shit and then lift weights Yeah It's horrible Jamie. I try. No, no, absolutely not. My eyes already I'm like close enough bro. My eyes were watering when I opened up the bag Just when I tore the top of the bag my eyes started watering. Oh man that That's insane. Oh my god bro Bro, y 'all don't even know what I was just going through.

1:39:41Yeah, it's harsh like I don't know what the fuck was wrong with me That that bag fucked me up and you like that's even stronger and I put it right here. Yeah It's like what the Whole time I was suffering. I was feeling like an idiot. I was like what the fuck are you gonna need it too because I had done it before On the ones that were not as potent. Oh man. That is the most potent one by far easy So bad get that shit away red line. That's worse. It was just like the highest selling one on On jambas on this says it's the these in advance Paul in order to bring the strongest and longest lasting formulation yet Maybe it lasts longer because this one after a while does that but this is made yeah This is made out of like some weird material that I don't know we should probably store this in the garage Like I think it's bothering me just sitting here.

1:40:30Yeah, I don't give a fuck what that was smells like No, sir. Oh, you got me some other You smell it do you smell that like when you're holding the bottle do you smell it? Oh If you get your bottle water This water right there in that that oh metal Dude what's wrong with us terrible tasting alcohol that was so stupid so dumb Oh man, Joe And then I can't got a can't wait to get theobuck in here open up a freshy. That's the thing you gotta open up that bag. Yeah Yeah, it's still in the room There is oh my god But it's crazy because the ones that we had before were not there were like one tenth of that Through my glasses.

1:41:19Oh, yeah, I I worried you were gonna throw the smell in salts. Well know the thing is I could oh you think that happened Oh my god, I couldn't see I didn't see that happened with you Oh, yeah, because my eyes were burning. I had to close my eyes. I said I had my eyes closed shut and I heard you go Yeah, oh my god, man, what was wrong with me holy shit Holy shit god damn it still hurts The inside of my nose still hurts. It's it's probably like 50 times worse than the last one and the worst It is when you You hurt yourself and like you've only blamed yourself. Oh, yeah, no you can blame me. What did they figure out that Makes it so fucking strong.

1:41:59Nobody else has I wonder how they stumbled across that man that You know, maybe this is the best advertisement for it. That's the strongest shit. I've ever smelled ever But Jamie this is the same one as the other one. Yeah, so it's like it the batches are different. That's it just it's uh, it's like Like a weed edible. You know sometimes you break it up and you put too much in the left one and the one on the right Yeah, like if they start mixing that shit with cocaine people will quick cocaine overnight I 100 % thought that I was gonna see blood in this tissue when I just put my nose It's still hurts.

1:42:28It still hurts all up in my head. Yeah, my eyes hurt And I thought the thing is I was breathing, but I didn't I felt like I wasn't breathing. Yeah, that was horrible Yeah, it was it was like I thought I was gonna never end it inside of my nose is scorched It's supposed to go that close you guys went closer you're supposed to go way supposed to go like six inches away Maybe where'd I go? Yeah, what was all that information? It's I got it in there you know you weren't listening to me say don't go that deep. Oh six inches like right here. Yeah Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, that's it's gotta be that sounds like captain me that's like That's like they told us to stay six feet away from COVID.

1:43:04Right. It's like that's just sound like a number That's my just throughout the yeah, that's just 12 inches. Yeah, okay. That's more like it because right here right here In there. Oh, yeah, yeah, we got in there. I was like an inch from my nose. Do not do more than a few times per day Oh through some eyes. I'm telling you Joe some eyes gonna remix this episode and it's gonna they gonna they gonna constantly be playing You gonna just suck on it and then let's It's gonna turn into what they're gonna put a beat to it One can only hope oh, yeah, the fans are fucking That's amazing. The internet is so great.

1:43:38Memes to me like that's some of my favorite laughs of the day It's ridiculous memes that people say it really is a brand new kind of version of comedy. That is It's but it's very super culturally specific. Mm -hmm. You couldn't most of the best memes of the time Like you couldn't show somebody a meme You know, I mean you show somebody a meme in 10 years with no context and they just don't get it right. Yeah, so it's like It's like it's like the new version of a street joke right right and some of them did just get everywhere like to do with the big dick sitting on the side of the bed Because the pictures can be used for so many things It's crazy and there's some people out there that really be you know, they really good at making a good meme anytime Someone gets fucked up.

1:44:24Anytime something happens someone falls down. Someone does that meme with the microphone Yeah, and you know, and they don't get paid for whoever whatever they come from somebody always takes credit and they don't pay yeah Well, there's all these pages that are just dedicated to memes and they just find them You know, I'm redded or wherever they get them from and forechan and they just post them everywhere It's like it's crowdsourced comedy Yeah, and now everyone everyone with a sense of humor has a folder dedicated to memes. Yeah Yeah, some people are quick with them too like when my friends send me them sometimes like how did you have that right?

1:44:58Just sitting there. Do you have them categorized it all picked up during the pandemic right Don't you think me mean? No, I mean, it was big before but don't you think it got bigger during the pandemic You know what I think happened is I think there was just there were memes that were more universal So it felt like that like we all shared and more stuff Till we normally you know the mask you know like tiger King type of Like it was like that wasn't for the pandemic is like that would have been a kind of popular But people with everyone wouldn't have seen it you imagine Trump pardon him. I thought he would I wonder if it was on a list.

1:45:33I thought he was going to but I think he probably says some shit about Trump in the past Diddy or something something No, why cuz it doesn't is why they he wouldn't do it even cuz so many people wanted him to yeah Is he in jail? Yeah, I thought he was dying of cancer Oh, it's supposed to yesterday Hmm, so he says uh Yeah What is he he tag the he tagged Trump Why this can't be real what is the thing I think it is his account because they they message me on that it said Someone better start doing reform because they and their families are supporting me because you never keep your promises Okay, I don't know what that means Not sure what that means, but That guy I mean that what a what a weird cultural phenomenon right everyone's locked in their home And then all sudden this is wacky reality show about a dude who collects tigers and everybody's telling you have to see it Yeah, and they were right it was great But it's they just caught lightning in a bottle they did they hit they hit the perfect spot Yeah, they were like HBO by accident.

1:46:43Yeah for once for one show Yeah, Tiger King was a Tiger King was hit I mean they've had a couple hits too though Oh yeah, but that one was like everywhere president State sunset is bad because paperwork because he's not on the presidential ballot Colorado Colorado's like no son the fuck out of here Damn Just smelling salt man. I'm just coming back to normal. Yeah, I'm just we're still burning a little bit Yeah, my right nostrils still a little but boy, I'm breathing good Yeah clean. Yeah, is that what that's for nothing? That's what that's for. Well, I think it's just the central nervous stimulant.

1:47:20The idea is like you get that jolt of it and your whole body like, ah! And then you get fucking a raw! You know, do that and do that in the cold plunge. Ah! You know, it's a problem with fainting. They used to break it out when you faint. And then you put it up. That made you fall asleep. You wake up, but like, then people start doing other stuff. Of course, but imagine waking up. Like, now you got a concussion and you can't breathe. What is the purpose of amuletrate? Because those were poppers. And people would take amuletrate and they would pop it under their nose and sniff it. You then make sure you get really high.

1:47:53I know. It's a sex thing. It's used to emits you while later. Vasodilator. Vasodilator is a medicine that's called blood vessels in the body to dilate and involuntary smooth muscles to relax lowering blood pressure and loosening up that booty. That's what it was. Apparently, that was a big thing in the gay community. And contributed to, like, I guess it like really fucks you up. I think amuletrate, I think it gives you brain damage. Also a side -night poisoning antidote. Oh, wow. Also, you get side -night poisoning. You crack one of those babies. Those things from the 20s and 30s. Oh, I'm thinking it's side -night poisoning these days.

1:48:34I remember there's always like the fucking, the spy that had a fake tooth. But it's illegal to sell. It's illegal to sell is like a sex thing. So they sell it? Yeah, so it's a VCR head cleaner. It's what they sell. Oh, God. So that's how they sell it. Oh, God. So it's like, if you go into a porn store or an adult store, it's the only thing in there that'll help, that's a VCR product. That's a litter. But it's definitely not poppers. It's not for sniffing for sex. Right, that's like bath salts. It's a cleaning of VCR, which everyone has. Oh, yeah, bath salts. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Is that a sex thing?

1:49:10Well, bath salts was a drug, like an infetamine type drug, like a designer drug, that they were selling, that you could buy it like, fucking 7 -11, you'd buy it like a supermarket or like a convenience store, gas station store. And these things, they would say, not for human consumption, bath salts. And it was like an infetamine and people were smoking it. You remember that? I don't remember bath salts being a thing, but I never was like into it. I was in the news because some dude was on bath salts and he ate some guy's face. Yeah, but that wasn't end up not being because of the bath salts. Like fucking insane.

1:49:48He was insane, right? But the bath salts definitely didn't help. I mean, if you're on meth and you're insane. If you're already prone to some kind of delusional shit, it's just gonna make it worse. What is the, what were bath salts? I think it was more than one different chemical because it's not regulated. I'm making sure it wasn't this stuff. But can you actually use bath salts for baths? No. Okay, so it's all but. No, I mean, if you did, you'd probably die. Synthetic? Yeah, probably all that bath salts would get into your skin from the warm water, all that meth. You think a meth bath? Yeah, it'll get you to skin.

1:50:24You think it's just the meth bath? It's like, oh, well, if you did it that way, if you did pour it into hot water, it was more like, what, get in all your, if you're in your holes for sure. It's a synthetic version of this drug, which is. Cat, oh, that's what the Somali pirates take. Can you make that larger? What is cat, dude? This is making you wanna, it's like an amphetamine. Cathenone is monoamene, alkaloid found in the shrub, cathus edulis, and it's chemically similar to a feddrine. Effedrine, is it a feddrine? A feddrine. Cathene, meth, meth, cathenone. Cathene, meth, cathenone, and other endphetamines.

1:51:05So it's an endphetamine. It's probably the main contributor to the stimulant effect of cathus edulis, also known as cat. So, cathenone is basalt? Synthetic cathenone. Synthetic cathenone. Marketed as basalt should not be confusing products such as epim salts, which people use during bathing. Yeah, so I wanted to be able to bought it and thought it was actual basalt imported in the bath. And you, I bet they did. Because if it says basalt, some really fucking stupid person doesn't know. They're breaking into buildings to get that shit back in like 20, 11. The basalt. Yeah, that's why, like, if you mention, if you mention that a drug is killing people, or want to buy it, yeah, people want it.

1:51:47Yeah, K2 is big at the same time, remember that? What was K2? An herb -like substance that people smoked instead of weed, that they sprayed shit on, remember that? And then they would kept changing what they were spraying on it every so often because they would get outlawed. Do you remember this? It was then like, then I'll show the salvia. Then people were like, oh, is it like the salvia shit that we're smoking? It's like salvia. It's not like that. Yeah, that is not the same thing. Salvia is strong. I've done salvia at once, and I, yeah. Salvia is real. I mean, that's, that is a real fucking drug.

1:52:24Spice, they also call that. Salvia might be the strongest, in terms of its effect, maybe the strongest drug I've ever taken. But do you know that salvia is, it's either in the family of sage, or what do you want? Tissue. It's either in the sage family, or it is sage. Like, salvia divinorum, I think is, which is interesting because, you know, sage, we've always thought of like, why is old sage? Like some ancient wisdom, and the fact that it's actually a psychedelic, is that the same thing? Like, if you buy sage, is that salvia? No, no, no. Is it a version of it? No, no, no, no. It's just called diviner sage or sear sage.

1:53:03I don't, I don't know. It's not an actual sage? I mean, it's a plant, it's a shrub. I don't know. I don't know if I could generic it. Maybe it's like a, oh, okay. But that's, that stuff used to be able to buy it everywhere. I couldn't believe it. It's so powerful. Dude, so the first time I did it, I remember, like I thought that my body has shattered into like little millions of many, and I was like, panic and trying to keep myself together. And one, that's what sage is called, salvia. So it is, it's related somehow. It says salvia, often, so salvia divinorum is the salvia that is, yeah. They're confused, that's not.

1:53:43Okay. And so that's a different kind of salvia that sage. Yeah, that must be like salvia's gotta be some sort of misdeginus, so that's like a least one. So somehow another rages. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Man, you know that people use that drug to like try to be shaman. But like, yeah, I took some salvia. This is what I saw, that's your future. It's like, oh my god. All right, because you will see some crazy shit. I, there was a girl with me doing it the first time I did it. And she wanted to do hers in the bathtub filled with pillows. She's like, oh, it'd be so cool, whatever. They put her in there. If she took the hit and we closed the door, and she screamed for like 30 seconds.

1:54:20She thought she was falling in the bottom this pit. Huh. See, the thing about salvia is this is what's so, this is why salvia is so powerful, because it's the only drug I've ever taken where it is impossible for you to realize that you're on drugs. You, whatever, you know, only last, well, you know, 30 seconds or so, but you think that shit is happening. Like you did it, it's no doubt in your mind. There's no point where you can stop me like, it's okay, I'm on salvia. You know, like if you do too many mushrooms, or you do too much, like I'm just real high. No, on salvia, like this is happening.

1:54:53I'm literally falling into the obit, somebody kicked me into the pit from 300. Oh my God. Yeah. Did you ever see the video of Ari where he took salvia on Red Band Show? He took salvia on Red Band Show and said he lived another life for months. He said he had friends, he went to work, had relationships, all those different shit and then he woke up.

1:55:18He was gone. He said for months, and it was like 10 minutes. So he just tripped balls for 10 minutes. I encourage everyone to watch it. He was taking ball grips and like, he didn't take the first one good enough, so he took another hit and then this is like the start of like a five minute video where he just starts slipping away. Yeah, he just went into another dimension, lived a different life. I come back as we're things start getting real different. That's what freaks me out. Like what if that's really what's going on? What if there's like multiple Brian Simpson's living in multiple realms all over the world right now?

1:55:53And that's what dreaming is? All over the universe. If you're just connecting to your different bodies. Connecting to your consciousness to different portals. Yeah, well I think there's a lot to that belief that like the effect that we are all separate beings is an illusion. Yeah, you're just a little piece that's living a little piece that but you're you're connected to everything. Do you think that there's a purpose to this struggle then? Is like if we're all connected in some ways, like what is everyone struggling? What is that facilitating? Like what's that creating that's necessary? Like why is that happening?

1:56:29What's the overall purpose of that? If we're all connected? I don't think there is a purpose. No, no, it's doing something. The need for purpose is a human affliction. The need for things to mean something. You know? It's like when you see a shark eat a killer whale, eat a seal, you don't go, what does it mean? Right. And the whales definitely not thinking that. It's like they're just being. Right. I don't think there's a purpose. I think we just are. The purpose is to experience. Right. But the thing that's happening with human beings with this struggle and this conquering resources and all the different, one of the things they're doing is they're constantly creating new and better things.

1:57:17And it seems like an overall purpose of the human race. I just wonder if somehow or another that competition is what facilitates this increase in technology and innovation. Part of it is because of the competition. Part of it is because of the fact that we don't get along. Like this is like the struggle that creates movement. Well, human beings, we need competition to survive. Yeah. Yeah. Like if you were ever in charge of like a big group of people and you need to get the best thing to do is to break them into two teams and keep score. You know? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's something in human nature.

1:57:55We need an enemy for us to unite. That's why America was never more together than like the month after 9 .11. Yeah, for sure. Right? Because now there's a them. And we all feel justified because we don't know better. Remember the American flags on everybody's car? Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, people listening to country music they never had. We'll put a boot in your it. Right? People got very excited. So it's like, I think that's just how people are built up. They did that to us in the military. You have, you know, it's like, well, obviously we're all the same unit. We're all the same big unit with the same mission.

1:58:29But, you know, it's your company, versed my company is your pitune, versed my pitune. Is your squad versus my squad within the pitune. And it's like the competition, it pushes people. Yeah, for sure. Everybody wants to win. Winning feels great. Triumph. Yeah. That's the best shit ever. When you watch another person triumph, you're like, you feel it. Like when, when, when, when, uh, when is he beat Pareda? Mm -hmm. We felt that we were all, we were in the mother's show, Greenroom. I think you were calling the fight. Yeah. But man, that moment. Yeah. We lost our shit in there, man. And we all look, we all look at that laptop screen and everybody was like, ah, ah, ah.

1:59:06And then the speech he gave after, like everything was just so perfect. And you felt that, you fucking. That's the as good as an entertainment ever gets. Yeah, he's like, I just watched, he's like, I wish you could have just feel it. Yeah. I was like, oh, I know that feeling. Oh, man. But at his level, like, that's the, that's kind of being the best of the world redemption, overcome in a demon, revenge, revenge, flatlining the demon. All the worst things, all the most, he triumphed over like three things in that one moment. And he triumphed over the guy stylistically is which is the most dangerous opponent for him.

1:59:41And here's the other thing, he, what I love so much about that moment, you gotta love, this is what I love about Izzy, is he, he knows how to be an entertainer. A lot of the fighters don't realize that, is like, you have to be, the greatest part was the arrows when he shot the arrows into his body. Because who, who, what was so beautiful about that moment to me is he won in the same position that he lost the last time. Yeah. The last time he got in that position when he was getting wailed on up against the fence, he lost. And then he got put back right in that same position and had a fucking plan for it.

2:00:16Yeah, it was perfect. Did you see the videos of him drilling that? Oh no, he drilled that. He drilled that over and over again. Back to the rows, right hand, back to the rows, right hand. Yeah, there's tons of video of him with his back to a wall in training throwing that right hand. Of course, he went over the videos, he saw the whole, you know, he went over the fights, he saw the style, the style, so different. He's a fucking blood clots. Look at this. So they plan this and look how the guy's fighting, he's fighting like Pahida. Yeah. Literally the same right hand off the cage. Same exact right hand.

2:00:58Did it perfect, but that's also the same right hand that he landed at the end of the first round. So the end of the first round in the first MMA fight, he had Pahida in real trouble with the bell rang. He would have had him right there. It's basically he had him in the same trouble he had him with the first right hand where he knocked him out in the second fight. Yeah. Because it was the second shot that put him away. The first shot rocks him, the second shot puts him in the hammer. And they actually have a lot of respect for each other. Oh yeah. But the thing is, you know, I always feel bad for the foreign fighters, or I would say this, where fighters were English is not their first language, when it comes to the shit talking game.

2:01:35Because it's so cultural. And if you don't, if you're not immersed enough in American culture, that trash talk, because Pahida was probably saying some shit with like if you speak Portuguese, you were like, Pahida talking shit. But in English, it doesn't translate. You know, like it, you know, like they, yeah, it's not the same thing. He's like, oh, I'm a man with two horses. It's like, that's not, it's not coming across. You know what I mean? In Brazil, like he talking that shit. But over here, it's like, you can't talk shit with Izzy in English, because you can't keep up. No. Yeah. Yeah, he has to get by just his talent.

2:02:12I mean, his draw is just his destruction ability. Oh, yeah, it sounds so talented. He's moving up, right? I believe so. It's interesting. Anderson Silva said he thought he was a mistake. Moving up? Yeah. I didn't read the article. I just read the headline. It said Anderson Silva thought it was a mistake for him to move up to 205, which is interesting, because I don't know if that's necessary. So I think he's gonna, I think he's gonna dominate. Well, the problem is wrestlers. The problem is wrestlers, because Izzy, you know, had him in some real bad positions in that first fight. Anderson Silva, not a fan of Pahida's move to 205.

2:02:45He wanted Pahida to win back the middleweight title before moving to Light Heavyweight. I think that cut is too much. I think that cut is real bad. It's a huge man. It's so bad for you. And he's, I think he's 35 now. There's a, you know, at a certain age, like your body just does not want to do that anymore. You're killing yourself one day before a cage fight. I was, I was over getting punched in the face in my 20s. The last time I got punched in the face, I was like, I don't like that. Yeah. I'm not gonna do it on purpose, especially getting punched in the face by that guy or either one of those guys.

2:03:16But you know what? He's facing Jan Buhovic, which is a fucking wild fight. That's gonna be a problem. And Jan Buhovic is a very good grappler too. So, you mean he dominated Izzy on the ground. And Jan, you know what, too, Jan is very good at game planning. Oh yeah. You know? He's also got tremendous power. Yeah, the fucking tremendous Polish problem. But he doesn't always show up. Well, I mean, think, you know, if you look at the Glover to share a fight, that's a fight where he, you know, you could say he didn't show up. But I don't think that's the case. I think that Glover's just that good. Yeah.

2:03:48And yeah, and I mean, especially that was like Glover's kind of last swan song, one title. He just didn't say, he didn't, okay, maybe he didn't show up as not fair. Jan, I would never say that to you in person. I would say he didn't seem as locked in as he did when he fought his. I think I genuinely think that that's just how good Glover is. Oh wow. I think Glover's a bit, he's just in his 40s, but he's still a fucking animal man. And he got fight the one he won the title, he was stellar. I mean, if you watch the performance, you watch how he catches Jan with a left hand, how he takes him down, how he takes his back.

2:04:24I mean, you can't really put it against Jan. I think he got clipped. He's gonna be done. He sounds like Glover or Jan? Glover. Yeah, I think Glover's done. Yeah, Glover retired after Jamal Hill boxed him up. Jamal Hill showed him, I think, that at the top of the Light Heavyweight Division, now these young guys, especially like a talented striker, like Jamal, it's just too much. Fighting more than any of the sport, the UFC moves the fastest in terms of the next generation, like adopting. Yeah, because I seriously believe this is true of fighting comedy, whatever. I think the current generations, amazing becomes the next generation's basics, right?

2:05:07And then they build and then that becomes their basics and so the amazing shit they do is even more amazing. It's like basketball, right? Where it's like, I remember seeing Michael Jordan, he went up on one side of the basket, brought it back down and came back and it's like, and I had never seen anybody do that before. It was amazing. And now you can't even be in the NBA if you can't do that. If you're a point guard in the NBA, you have to be able to do that. It's the basics, you know what I mean? You know what, with killer Mike Schoer this yesterday? What? Michael Jordan's brother. You know, Michael Jordan had a better mother, the fucker.

2:05:38He said it was better than him. Well, he, a lot of Michael's moves, you see his brother do. So fade away, jump shots. Where's his brother? His brother's smaller than him. His brother's smaller than him. Yeah, but his brother's a killer player. I don't know whatever happened with him if he played professionally. I don't know what happened, but the dude was fucking good. But I get, but the other thing we were saying, yesterday, imagine having that brother as a sparring partner. This is like 5 -8. He's only 5 -8 or higher. But also imagine him not being famous too in some way. It's like, yeah. Yeah.

2:06:10It's like, for me to not know who he was until just now. Or yesterday for me, yeah. It seems kind of crazy. Like maybe he should have like the, you know, the children's Jordan's or something like that. You know what I mean? Or you know what I mean? You think you would like slide him something. Right. Some kind of way to make a, yeah, I don't know. Some people just want everybody to do it for themselves. No, I think it's a smart thing, man. Like a lot of people don't realize like, you know how that, you, because you have the power, you can make someone famous. You know, I've seen you do it to several people.

2:06:42But some people don't realize that like, some people that think they want that, don't realize where actually comes with it. Yeah, they don't know what it is. Right. So it's like, you know, maybe he just protected him from that. It's like, you don't need to be famous. I'll take care of you, but don't, you don't want that. I doubt it. Michael Jordan loves being famous. He's a care of his brother. He's got a pretty good job. He gave him a job with the team, he played professional basketball, but it's not the NBA. There you go. We just don't know who he is. He's not famous. Working for the Bobcats.

2:07:09Yeah. Yeah. Maybe enjoy it. Maybe it's more low -key dude. You know, so people don't want that pressure. I mean, look, you only live a certain amount of time in this world. How much pressure do you really want? Yeah. One of the things too is like, you don't want to be the famous person with a job. Like you have to be, to handle being famous, you have to have enough money to protect yourself from the negative side of it. Yeah. You know, and if you can't just get, you know. Well, that's what famous reality stars are. You get right. They don't have any money. Right. You're not rich enough to deal with being famous.

2:07:39It's because you got to, you lose your mind. Yeah. And then sometimes they're famous for a little while, and then they're not on TV anymore, and then they have regular jobs. Remember, there was a couple of those guys from like the real world, where, you know, they were infamous on the real world, and then they're just out there in the wild with no money. Right. Famous. You remember the rule gay guy from season four? Yeah, he just delivered, he just dropped off my back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. But you know, it's not, and it's not wrong with that. Working in 9 -5 is an honorable, respectable fun thing.

2:08:11For sure. But it's like, you know, I just, I feel sorry for the generation of like young folks that want to be known. Yeah. But they don't care what they known for. Well, it's a goal, right? And it's very difficult to get. And it's also, you're saying like games like people want to win. If your, your friend has, you know, 100 ,000 Instagram followers and you have 120 ,000 and you guys are like battling it out to see who's a bigger influencer and you're doing stunts and shit at the mall and pranks. And pranks. So you know, you know, you know, Tiktok, so you know how, you know, Spotify will pay per listen, per play and YouTube will pay per views, right?

2:08:52Hmm. Well, Tiktok doesn't do that. Tiktok has a pool of money that only goes to like the top 500 people or something like that. I don't know what the exact number is. So it's just a fixed amount of money that only goes to the top people. And, and you know, the top 10 get, number one gets paid the most, number two gets paid the second most and so on and so on and so forth. So they're literally competing. Hmm. So, you know, there's, there's people on there that have like lost their minds because they went from number one, number two. You know, wow. Yeah, right? When you start ranking people, that's, that was the downfall of my space.

2:09:27Hmm. My space was just, so Tiktok. I remember, I might not remember. The big change in social media was when Facebook started showing you stuff that you weren't, like showing you stuff from people that you didn't know. Remember, first, my space in Facebook was it was just your friends. Right. And if you wanted to, if I wanted to go to Europe, if I want to know something about what was going on with you, I had to go to your page and look at what you posted on your page. Then they started just showing you things from your friends pages. So you didn't have to do that. Then they started showing you stuff from other people, Instagram, Vine, all of it, which is showing you random stuff.

2:10:05That's, that's when the algorithm was born. And it was like, well, what, what do we show them? Well, now we see this, what he looks at, they start showing you stuff from strangers and that's what changed everything. Now you can be famous. You make one little funny little thing. Yeah. And you can be known. How about that one dude that just has facial reactions to things? Oh, yeah. I think it's named Kaby. Yeah. Kaby 12 or something like that. That guy's huge. Huge. And it's, and it's good. It's funny. Yeah, it's good. It's entertaining. It's like new age mining. It's like he's doing exactly, he's thinking what we're thinking.

2:10:33He's like, yeah. And the fact that it's perfectly, like, it's a perfect medium for it. Those little short TikTok videos, little short reels. Yeah. A lot of people got rich during the pandemic off of being entertaining. That, but that's also like just what we're talking means is a different kind of comedy. This is a different kind of entertaining. Yeah. Some people are good at it. Some people are mad about it. Who's mad? You know, phone call? I don't know who that is. I don't even know who that is. You don't have your shit sent to go to voicemail if you don't know who they are? No. Should I ask you to do that, huh?

2:11:06Yes, fuck. But I thought I had my shit on Do Not East, though. Yeah. You go to my voicemail. Guess what? It's not even set up. But why did it ring, though? Why? It should, yeah, it's on Do Not Disturb. So there must have called multiple times. It's probably some scammer. Yeah. Trying to tell you about a fortune that you're missing out on. All the time. No one calls me. Most of my phone calls are, you know, my mom is only missing calls. I like calling people when I'm in the car. Yeah. Well, it's funny. It depends on their age. Like, people under 35 don't like phone calls. Really? Fuck no. Fuck no.

2:11:39But yet, they face time each other all the time. Right. That's different. But that's also a, that's the next level of intimacy. Right. You face time you. Yeah. Why would I face, we don't know each other like that. We'll face time you. Yeah. Yeah, because that, because if you, you know what it is, when you face time, time and I'll talk about this on his podcast. But it's like an un -solicited face time. When is it appropriate who can do it? Right. And we didn't solve it on the part, but we came up with the solution. The answer is, you have to have seen my dick or interacted with my dick. Like for you to just face time, un -solicited, you know, that covers wife, kids, medical professionals.

2:12:22That's the only people that should be, that should be best friends. That should, that should, we know the people contacting me face time without warning me first. Right. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, yeah. If it's someone that's a casual acquaintance in their face time, unless they have a good friend of yours with you. Yeah, because if you face time me, that means I can't do anything else while I'm talking to you. Right. I, you know, if I'm, if I'm just talking to you audio, I can be still doing other stuff. But face time is a commitment. It's like, okay, this is, I'm taking your time and, you know, you can't multitask.

2:12:52Yeah. So what is this about? I just wanted to see your face. That's not good enough. Only face time, me, if it's something for me to see. We all need to be looking at each other to talk to each other. Yeah, and face time, they can drag on too. And you're holding that thing up. I'm like, you're okay. Yeah, I got to go. I'm tired doing this. Man, I, I stopped trying to think of clever little lies. It was like, hey, man, I'm gonna go ahead and get it off of here. How do you face time on Android? What do you mean? When some of the face times here. Oh, no, no, no. So if I get, if I get a face time from an Apple thing, I can just click a link and face time.

2:13:22But Google, Google has like Google Meet and then, you know, and then there's a discord. I mean, not discord. What was the shit that got popular during the pandemic? Zoom. Yeah. But usually, Google has Google Meet. Yeah. So, and if, and if not, I get a link and I just go it anyway. I don't think I can do it the other way around. I'm like, I can send you a Google Meet link. Really? I don't think so. That seems like silly. So I figured out thumbs up or liking the text messages. I both know. Yeah. Yeah. Finally, thumbs up a green message. Well, it's just Apple. It's just Apple holding that walled garden, right?

2:13:56They, they won't allow you to send the iMessages on any other device. No. Then you would just get a Samsung phone and send iMessages to your Apple friends. All right. I'm going to try to, I'm going to try to FaceTime me from here. Okay. Don't call it FaceTime though, because it's some bullshit. Stop lying to yourself. All right. I think this is it, right? Okay. Good. Okay. I sent you the invite. Did you get it? Nope. It is weird. Some apps, you get a phone call and it just shows up like your phone's ringing and you're like, hold on. What is this? Someone's calling me from WhatsApp. How the fuck that happened?

2:14:30I'll see, I can't initiate it. Hmm.

2:14:37Interesting. It seems like it's not working. It's not working. It sucks. Not working. How close have you come to switching to the dark side? Honestly, I really, really thought about the other day because my cat went missing for a day. Oh, it didn't have an air tag. Right. Well, she, she, which one wear a collar? She's a real like anti -control man. She seems in there. But, but there is one, there is a certain kind of collar that I could force her to keep on. Like, she would be fuck, she would fucking hate it. Like, she thought she, though. But there's just way more options because the way air tag, because Samsung has its version of air tags called Smart Tags.

2:15:20But the way they work is they don't actually have GPS on themselves. They just connect to any nearby Samsung or Apple device. And there's way more iPhones around. So it'll just, it'll ping and it'll let, it'll let the nearest iPhone device. So it's, and it's all connected to a network. So Apple can tell me, you know, basically, if you get an invite going, your air tag is here. It means someone with an iPhone walked past that place. Someone else with an Apple product was nearby. That's, that's all that can tell you. Really? Yeah. So, so when you get like the last location of an air tag thing, it just means, you know, there was an Apple product near that shit.

2:15:59So you know, in America, Apple has the domination. So it's like, if I had put a Samsung air tag on her collar, you know, it's just less chances that, you know, I'll get an accurate location of which it is. So that, I really seriously thought about it because I, you know, I'm serious about my cat. Like, I love that bitch. But I just, just the whole ecosystem. Also you don't want your cat to have to wear a collar if it's going to piss her off. She's wild. She don't like it. She don't even like, she don't like being constrained in any way. Yeah. No. All that sniffing and people try to come over like, no, what I'm real good with cats and they pick her up.

2:16:39Wow. Fuck off me, bitch. I try to tell them this cat different. They got us to date her at the vet. Wow. Yeah, just to do basic shit. They got us to date her. Wow. Yeah. She's wild. I got to, I give her CBD drops before we go up in there because she don't, she don't play that shit, you know, and I get it. I'm like, she wild. Yeah, wild cats. Wow. She's wild. Yeah. Yeah, you can't put a collar on her anyway. Don't know. Don't do it. You know, but like I said, she has some more girls. She's been going outside for years. She's, she knows what to be scared of. Yeah. There's not a whole lot of coyotes in Austin proper either.

2:17:12It's really out in the hills. Yeah. But you know what though? No. No, because I forget what I run white dogs. Remember that documentary I told you about the coy wolves? Mm -hmm. What they were, they were, they were talking about how like they're coyotes in every, every major city. Oh yeah. They just don't see, they're so good at staying in the shadows and hiding. Yes. But they're everywhere. It's a great book on it called Coyote America. Oh man. They're everywhere, right? Yeah, I have the author on the other day. It's really, it's an amazing story. You know, they, I don't, they just, why don't they kill them?

2:17:43It's a huge part of the ecosystem. They're just smart. This is the thing like, when they killed off the wolves, the wolves were the one thing that was kind of keeping the coyotes. What, what happened is, gray wolves and coyotes don't breed, but coyotes breed with red wolves, which are east coast wolves. So the coy wolves that you see are predominantly their east coast wolves that breed with coyotes. But what the gray wolf breed? They'll kill coyotes. But what they breed with a, coy wolf? What they breed with a mixed, well. No. They don't, it's a different, it's a difference, I guess a genus or subspecies.

2:18:17I'm not sure exactly what the term would be, but it's a different animal. And the coyote, when, coyote is basically a wolf, it's just a small wolf. And when coyotes get killed, they, what happens is they do roll call when they scream out at night sometimes. And when one of them's missing, it forces the female to have more babies. So they'll have larger litters. And then they spread their territory out. And so it throw, through persecution, like when they're trying to get them out of places, what they've made them do is expand everywhere. And now coyotes are in every single city in North America.

2:18:53Wow. They're in New York City. Coyotes are in Boston, they're everywhere. And that wasn't the case 50, 60 years ago. It's like it's happened over the course of time where they keep choice, get out of my lawn, bang, bang, they shoot them. And then the female coyote have more babies and then you got a bigger problem. They were everywhere in that light. But it's, the way he was explaining it, it's an evolution I think because gray wolves, when they encounter coyotes, they would kill them. And so coyotes in order to compete with the larger, more vicious, gray wolves, they just have more babies. So they expand their territory and they have more babies.

2:19:29So this strategy of like persecuting them, chasing them down, killing them, it just makes more coyotes. But isn't, but isn't there not enough food for the more coyotes? They're eating everybody's cats. Right. They're eating cats and dogs. I mean, in LA, that's like probably the number one reason why dogs and cats go missing. It's coyotes. And if they're hungry enough, don't walk right up to you and take your dogs. Oh yeah, they're snatched from off people's leashes, especially old people walking a little dog. What are you going to do? It's a little small wolf. It's a 30 pound wolf. You ain't going to stop that thing running off with your poodle.

2:20:00And people, and the thing is, and if you was, if you was a hurt one of those wolves, I mean one of those coyotes, even if it was attacking your dog, people would still be like, they'd be mad at you. Yeah. You kill it? Yeah, people are weird when they don't have a real understanding of what wild animals are. They just have this like anthropomorphized Disney version of what animals are until you encounter one. Right. You hear about that guy in Arizona a couple days ago? You got to eat and buy a bear? No. He had killed by a bear while he was having coffee. He just camping out, having a good time, and this bear just runs up on him and starts fucking him up.

2:20:31And no one could do any, no one had a gun. They're trying to stop it. No one had a gun. No one had a gun. In Arizona. In Arizona. I didn't even know they had bears. See if you can get the story. Yeah, they have black bears. Black bears? Black bears. There's a lot of black bears in Arizona. Arizona is not all desert. There's a lot of woods in Arizona. Arizona man was malted death by a black bear in a rare, unprovoked attack. So he just out there camping and the guy just fucking drinking his coffee and this bear runs up on him. From multiple witness accounts and preliminary investigation of the scene, Mr.

2:21:01Jackson had been sitting having a coffee at a table on his property where he was building a home. Oh, I thought he was camping. The sheriff's office. That's what the camper is. So the camper is just like where he was operating out of the sheriff's office said in the Facebook post adding it was a remote heavily wooded area. It appears a male black bear attacked Mr. Jackson, taking him unaware and dragged him approximately 75 feet down in embankment. Neighbors heard Jackson screaming tried to help through shouts and car horns, but the bear did not release him until the neighbor shot him with his rifle.

2:21:31Oh, so some guy did shoot him. But unfortunately, at that time, Mr. Jackson succumbed to his horrible injuries. Oh, God. That's the thing about black bears. Black bears are more likely to be predatory attacks. But imagine not starting with the gun. I mean, that's the first thing. Shoot him. Yeah, I mean, he got to probably run back to his house and get the gun. Maybe the gun was in a safe, you know, maybe. You know, that's tough. How does a bear catch you unawares? They can do it, man, if they're hungry. So if that bear was predatory, that means that bear was really hungry. It was like sneaking.

2:22:00Yeah. They smell you. Maybe he was cooking. I imagine a stealthy bear. That's one of the scariest things on the planet. Well, if they do have coffee, maybe he had breakfast before he had coffee and the smell of the breakfast was coming out of his little camper. Yeah. That's how you get when they bait bears, they burn things and put things in the air to get the bears to come. Like when they bait them, when they bait them with like donuts and shit like that, they do that in certain places where it's heavily wooded areas. And literally the only way to hunt black bears is to bait them. So you set up bait stands.

2:22:30And you consistently feed those bears at that spot all the time. Like you drop by food, you know, every couple of times a week. Oh, and then they get you to get to the game. Yeah, they know that that's the spot. And so then you go and you wait in front of that spot. It's very dirty. It's a dirty game. Sometimes they would have day day waiting on your eyes. Sometimes they are. Like, remember, you, didn't you tell them about the whales that learn how to. Orcas. Yeah, they've learned how to fuck people's boats up. That's so funny to me. It's crazy. It's kind of hilarious. Because for all these years we mistreat them.

2:23:00And finally they're like, enough. Yeah, I'm gonna start fucking up your boats. And they're real smart creatures. Oh, you know. And they probably teach you and everywhere in the ocean how to do that. Probably, at least the whales there. I think it's only one part of the world where this is happening right now. But the problem is the word gets out. Yeah, they have, they have those songs they sing. And they go hundreds of kilometers. And they, that's how they tell each other. Hey, we fucking people up over here. Did you see that video that people were in a kayak and a whale swalls them? No. These people are like, they're whale watching.

2:23:29And there's a whale down there. And the whale literally swallows the entire kayak with the people in it. So they weren't good at it. And then spits them out. I mean, well, well, doesn't want to eat a kayak. But how you whale watching it, you don't see the motherfuckers. Well, I think that's how they were whale watching. Look at this. Literally just takes the kayak. Oh, wow. Maybe there's a noise with them. Maybe the, maybe the kayaks are fucking up there fishing. Look at that. Oh, bro. That shit just broke your back. California Beach. Oh, yeah, easily could snap your legs in half. Easily could snap your neck.

2:24:01Well, they don't eat meat, right? No. But I mean, just the power alone. How does it know what it's doing? It's not gentle. I mean, hopefully you can still got hope that'll spit you up. Hoping. Yeah. Hoping. Ah. Is that the same video? Yeah. Look at that. That's from a different angle. Fucking insane. It's happened three years ago then. Did it really? Oh, no kidding. That's weird. I'm good on all this. That's weird. I'm good on all this. I know it went viral again, which has been happening with a little quiet a few videos. So you see all the fish that's there? See all the fishes in the water? Flap it around?

2:24:33That's why the birds are there? See all that splashing shit? That's fish. So the whales trying to eat the fish and these cocksuckers in this kind of thing. Did they survive? Yeah. He spit them out. Oh, lucky. He wanted the fish. He didn't want to kayak because they're pooped. But they did, when they, when they, when they, when they, I'm seriously injured. I don't know. Good question. I don't get it. I don't get these, I don't get these people that need, the need life risking, uh, that's, that's it. I think it's life. I mean, this is, this is on the, this is in the top, like if, if going down to the bottom of the ocean in a experimental sub is, is number one.

2:25:10Yeah. This is on that list. This is top 10. Did you see the guy in the kayak that got attacked by a, a tiger shark? No. No. He's in the kayak, growing and you see this tiger shark just, just in golf half the side of his, was he shark, shark watching? No, he was fishing. Oh, okay. Was that fishing in this kayak? And I'll just, watch this.

2:25:33Look, his foot's in the water too, man. Right? Look at this. Ah! Tiger shark! Tiger shark ran me. Holy f... Watch this. Look at, so his foot. So his foot's in the water, right? That's the paddle is to the left, but his foot was in there too. Look at that thing. Oh, so he was like waving it like this. He thought the shark thought it was food. Yeah. The shark probably thought it was a seal or some shit. They're not smart. Yeah, bro, I don't get it. I don't get this, this, this desire to thrill seek. Look at this in slow motion. Look at this thing come up. Fuckin' hey, man. Think of that wasn't inflatable too.

2:26:19Whoa. What did I hear? There's this shark shit. Some sharks attacked a boat recently. You know about the dude in Egypt that got eaten. I heard about it. It was one of the bottom of the barrel time. I was about, I didn't know what the fuck. That was a rough one. This dude is in Egypt and he's off the shore. Netflix crews, whole boat exploded after back -to -back shark attacks in Hawaii. Like something out of jaws. Oh my god. I think they were filming it so we'll probably not see it until... Oh my god. Oh, our planet too. So that would probably be really good. Wow. Yeah, I heard like it was like a jet right out of jaws.

2:26:56So it was a shark attack, a shark attack, and then the boat exploded. Well, it was attacking the boat. Yeah, like if it exploded like because the gas then yeah, that's right out of jaws. Is they saying exploded or are they saying it just fell apart? I think they said a rubber dinghy. Can you scroll back down a little bit there? It says Nolan said the crew was only about 328 feet from the shore so they were able to make it safer to land though barely. On land, then they patched up the boat and deployed a rubber dinghy. But that was attacked by giant travales, marine fishes that can grow up to 6 feet long, and way more than 100 pounds.

2:27:30That attacked knocked out the dinghy's motor. What the fuck, man? They were not over there. The behavior of the sharks they encountered was extremely unusual, Nolan told radio times. They were incredibly hungry so there might not have been enough natural food and they were just trying anything that came across in the water. Wow. I said it was just release, so it should be out. Let me check. Let's go to the Egyptian guy first. The Egyptian guy is rough because he's screaming for his dad. He's like yelling, papa, while he's getting eaten alive by sharks, just like 100 yards offshore. And apparently this area.

2:28:07Did we find out if that's true? Some of them told me that the area that they had dumped sheep carcasses into the ocean in that area. To attract the sharks. I don't think they did it on purpose. They just wanted to get rid of the sheep carcasses. And the dad was on the shore. Fishy. No, they were just hanging out at a beach. It's out of resort. Wow. It's horrible. And you have to see it. I want to see it. I was trying to find you. Oh, this is a child? No, it's a young man. Oh, okay. I can watch a young man die. It's a rough one. Here it is. Warning graphic content. And it is fucking graphic. So this dude.

2:28:50Is that the dude? I think so. That's him before. Oh, no. This is sad. Okay, come on. Yeah, it's sad. Where's the video? Oh, they're not showing the video of the actual attack.

2:29:06Oh, they're going to mummify the shark. What's the purpose of that? That's the video. So here's the dudes out here. The music is from the beach. It's a little dark. Look at that. Oh, horrible man. You hear me yelling, Papa?

2:29:35Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Look at all the red and the water, man. It's so fucking horrible. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You see, just grab them and take them under. No, I'm good. Oh, my God. Oh, Lord. Oh, my God. That's a lot.

2:30:01That's a terrifying way to grow. What's worse, that are the subpeople. That's worse. That's worse. Subpeople would be down there for days. Because the subpeople either died instantly, or they died falling asleep running out of air. But that right there, there's terror mixed in with that. But that's terror being trapped in. It's also terror that your loved ones are watching, you can eat. Yeah, but the one in the sub is dying with his son. Oh, that's bad too. And it was probably his idea. Yeah, he probably took it. I'll take you on an adventure. You're going to be a real man like your father. Yeah.

2:30:43I'm going to the bottom of that ocean. Like a fucking explore. Man, I don't know. That's tough. That's tough. What's about, Jamie? I'm reading about the shark attack in Hawaii with the Netflix crew. They were in an area where they were tracking baby albatross chicks. And they had an idea to get a good shot of tiger sharks. We're about to feed on them. So they took two smaller inflatable boats out. And that's what got attacked. And inflatable. Oh, my God. That's why they exploded. Oh, my God, that's so stupid. It says they grew panicked and then made an emergency landing on the sand. Oh, my God.

2:31:15Man, I still don't know if there's video of it. That's fine. Yeah, sharks are feeding. Get the fuck out of the water. Yeah, especially don't go out on the boat that they can destroy. Dude. Yeah. I mean, how many times do people have to see you? Like, people in shark cages with a shark just slams into the cage and blows it to pieces? Oh, no, man. I mean, because this is my thing, the universe is trying to kill us. Like, just the natural mathematics of the universe are deadly does. You being on land is like one of the handfuls of advantages you have as a human being. Yeah. Don't leave land. Like, that's anything where you got to leave the surface is you're taking unnecessary risk that goes against everything.

2:31:57You know, you have one advantage is on land. All the disadvantages in the water in space, 10 ,000 feet deep is like, just stay on earth. But those surfers, the way they describe that feeling of riding that wave out there on the power of the ocean. You know, I've never heard somebody describe what it's like to get eaten by a shark because they never survive. They always do it. I don't think that's worth it. Catching, I mean, but you know what? You're right. I don't know what catching the wave is like, you know, because people feel the same way they see us doing a stand up and they go, I could never do that.

2:32:30So terrifying. It's like, it's pretty easy. It's pretty fun to you. Yeah, but it's like to a surfer that you probably talk sharks or nothing. You have no idea what it's like. Right. And I could understand that feeling. I bet that that has to be what it's like, because they're all kind of peaceful people. It's interesting. There's something about surfing that springs about like the, there's a spiritual connection to the ocean. Oh, no, they're not all peaceful. Surfers? Well, they're violent. A lot of surfers are trash, right? Really, they're real protective about. But the really good ones, the ones that I've met that are really good, they're like, this is special mindset.

2:33:04Yeah. Like the Shane Dorians and the layered Hamiltonians. Yeah, they do come on. Yeah. All those extremist people, remember the guy, I know you had him on, the guy, the free climbing guy? Oh, Alex Honnold. Yeah. Yeah, like people like that, they all pretty much calm. Kelly Slater, same sort of thing. Be surfer. Calm. You think that comes to you, dude. Probably like the humility that comes with being in the ocean all the time. Yeah. I mean, if you're literally floating on a piece of styrofoam that's fucking riding a wave in the ocean, I mean, you have so much humility because like you're completely powerless.

2:33:41All you're doing is using your own balance to try to what, what ride the energy of this insane force that's behind you. You can't really think you're awesome because you just, you know, no matter how awesome you are as a human being, you're nothing compared to just the power of the thing you ride every day. And you have to be, you have to be able to be calm in the one of the most terrifying situations. You got to keep your shit together when there's a hundred foot wave over you. Yeah. You can be a surfer that panics. No, you got to be able to hold that. Yeah. I feel the same way watching the fighters where I'm like, you know, how, how did you keep it together with you?

2:34:17When like, you've been, you've been in that choke hole for three seconds, two more seconds and you out. You're going to lose consciousness and you're calm. You're still working, you're still working your hands. It's like they're still thinking what most people would panic. Yeah. Yeah, that's, I'm impressed by anybody that, I'm impressed by any experience. I'm obsessed with expertise. I'm obsessed with, I watch a YouTube video of a motherfucker just putting bricks together. Me too. Just, yeah. You see it, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, like that motherfucker is good. Yeah, carpentry. Just 20 years of experience.

2:34:49Yeah. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, me too. Yeah, expertise. Yeah, I love watching people do things with their hands, craftsmanship, making watches and shit, little tiny microscope and then fucking moving little pieces and gears around. I love shit like that. Just some, just somebody that's dedicated day life to something. Yeah. Yeah. Even schemals and scammers. That's why I like a good, I like a good, a good, a good, like bank heist. You hear the real life stories of like different heist and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Some people have hours smarter, everybody. That's why, um, you don't mean like when it comes to bank heists, that's why I'm interested in this, uh, SPF thing.

2:35:27What is that? Oh, the, uh, as you can see. I just looked at it and, uh, we might have got memed out of the actual headline. The memes on the Twitter space for going that he might get all charges dropped, but I think nobody got five dropped. 13 down to eight now and he's still going on trial. What are the, uh, which ones, the, oh, okay, which ones they get rid of? I don't know, like they could have maybe got over zealous with so many charges that he kept throwing things down and now it's team got it down. Good point. Accurate charges or something. Right. Good point. Cause I'm sure when they went go to bring in a person like that, they probably like double and triple down on charge.

2:36:00One article says it's been worded as temporarily suspended charges. So interesting. It's that's where I go like, man, I'm motherfucking ain't going to prison. You don't think so? Maybe we'll go to a nice country couple. I mean, listen, I'm never, is he a bit, he's a big any right? Not anymore. Okay. But he gave away a lot. So he gave away a lot to democratic party. But being a, I've never seen a big any go to prison. Oh, what about Bernie made off? Okay. So let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, it's a caveat. The only time I've ever seen someone with that much money go to prison is when they fuck with other rich people's money.

2:36:36That's what this guy did. Bernie made off the guy from in Ron. Yeah. Was he fucking with rich people? Elizabeth Holmes. Yeah. That's a good one. She sentenced to 135 months, 11 years, three months in federal prison for defrauding investors and thermos. And she going to prison out here. Yeah. She's going to prison in Texas. Ishing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not going to be like that. Because there's, you know, maybe she probably still going to go to one of those nice ones, 11 years. And she just had a couple of kids. She pumped out a couple of kids before she went in. It was crazy. Right. Imagine getting, having babies knowing you've faced in prison.

2:37:05I think she's a sociopath. Of course she's a sociopath. And I think people like that would think like if I have a kid, maybe they're less likely to lock me up for a long time because they know my mother. And listen, y 'all might not want to hear, y 'all might not want to hear this out. But listen. Every billionaire should have like a couple of hood dudes on staff. Because there's a certain kind of bullshit that only they can detect. You know what I'm saying? If you had like a, if you had like a Freddie Gibbs with you when you talked to that bitch, he would've owed like David Lucas. Right. He would've known right away if she was full of shit.

2:37:40Yeah. Well, a lot of people knew she was full of shit. Well, right, but not the rich guys. Because even people inside the company knew she was full of shit. Yeah. She knows how to fool people with money. That's her whole skill. And you've got to have some eye around you. They do that in Japan. They got the, you know, culture is so much like respect and bowing and respect. But so they haven't, they haven't American, like a designated American on staff at the big companies. And because they know he'll say shit that everybody else won't. So he's around to be like, that's bullshit. People like, ah, it's American, but he's right though.

2:38:12But no one else, what you know what I'm saying? Right. Like I watch the thing on Netflix where they do, they play the black boxes. They do like reenactments or like playing crashes from the 80s. And one of the problems back then was that the captain of an airplane was like the captain of a ship. Like you didn't question him. So half of the crashes were because some lower person wasn't empowered to say something. Do you know that's why they switched Korean Airlines. They started making them speak English. Right. Well, because in Korea, there's a very specific way. We're talking to people that are higher above you or more respectful.

2:38:47And then there's boundaries, cultural boundaries that are very difficult to transcend. But when you're speaking English, they don't have that sort of same hierarchy doesn't exist in the language. Okay, right. And so they realize this is from, I think it was Malcolm Gladwell's book. Where they describe how they get over this problem. They started making them speak English. Oh, I see. Because like, is that true? Make sure that's actually true. So like in Korean, thank you say thank you differently to like a superiority. Yeah, you would change it to a regular part of the story. Yeah, you wouldn't question the superior if they said, you know, we're in this direction.

2:39:24You're like, no, we're wrong. It's a lot like that in Japanese companies. So a lot of them, not all of them, but a lot of them have it. They have an American for that reason. There is this book's illustration for the examples. So I don't know that that makes this better. But this is what the books are. I think so. So at the end of the 90s, Korean air had more plane crashes than almost any other airline around the globe. Cockpit miscommunication has been a persistent factor in these accidents. For example, the Korean Air Flight 801 crash was attributed to the pilots decision to land despite the junior officer's disagreement.

2:39:56Evidence of high power distance, a culture that denotes a heavily hierarchical society. Gladwell argues that this innate behavior of deep reverence towards elders and superiors highly contributes to cockpit miscommunication, especially on planes designed to be flown by two equals. Unsurprisingly, it's been found the safest airlines are offered from the countries whose cultures do not value strict hierarchies. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Because if you were like, motherfucker, we out of fuel. Right. They were like, oh, she's right, but when we land, you're fired. Right. You don't talk like that. You know what I mean?

2:40:30Yeah. Well, so the culture is very different. You know, Korean cultures. Very different. And they respect and they do a lot of things great over there. They barbecue. Oh, they make great barbecue. They make some goddamn good barbecue over there, man. They're good at kicking. They're good at kicking. Gaming. Half of the East, I don't know, I know you're not in the East sports, but half of the fucking East sports teams are Korean. Really? Like, it'll be the London team, but half of them Korean. Really? It's like Korean, Russian. You know, and the Chinese always have their team, but like most of the players on the top teams in the world of all East sports, all Korean players.

2:41:13Interesting. Because over there, there's not shame involved in the culture of they literally have gaming cafes where like you don't even own the computer. You just go in and sign in and play. Look at this guy's getting a massage. They'll eat open school and soul. Many students show up to morning classes, sleep deprived after hours of gaming. So he's just out there getting wrecked at night. Yeah. Because they, they genuine stars over there. Yeah, it's a real career path, which is pretty wild. It's crazy. Now, what is the, what game are they playing? I think that game is League of Legends. Yeah, that's League of Legends.

2:41:50Starcraft was the other one they used to play. But there's, I think, I think League had the largest prize for World Champion. What's crazy is the audiences, massive audiences to see this. Yeah. And they have, you know, the very storylines and all of that. You see about, you see the video where the dude dies gaming. He just, just fucking conks out and dies. There's Leanie back, people thought he was asleep and he's dead. He's playing, he just game -dilly died. Because it's something, there's something about, because the best, the best games have, they combine a power fantasy with an enjoyable gameplay loop.

2:42:27This is, this is not 2015, this is like real recent. Oh wow. It might, it actually might not have been real recent. Three days straight. That's what I thought I had a man dies gaming and I was just, no, this was like a, the guy died in his chair. Like, there's a video of him in the chair and he just leans back. And his head falls back and it looks like he's sleeping. I mean, he's just dead. Eh, that's crazy. Three days is a lot. It might have been one of them Instagram things where I don't even know when. The thing is, I'm not good if I don't wash my ass. I don't feel clean. My aim is off and everything.

2:42:57You gotta take a break. It's not healthy behavior and people who look at children's starved it does. But I love it. I like, it's my, it's my side past time, the thing I do, you know, when I'm trying to relax. Yeah. Like Diablo IV just came out. That shit took my fucking life. I took three days off and I played it for three days. Oh my god. And I was like, okay, now I gotta focus back because I'm, I'm filming my special soon. I'm filming my special at the mother's shit in August. Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, yeah. I'm excited. So I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm gotta lock you know, especially, but I was like, I loved this game and I'm just gonna take some days and just enjoy it.

2:43:30It was awesome. Yeah. Hell yeah, you just slaying demons from hell. I haven't seen the graphics in the new Diablo. Oh, it's incredible. Let me see Diablo IV. Show me something. Yeah. Comics and gaming, man. Yeah, is he the gaming or wrestling or something? It's always something. It's always something where it's a fantasy. Yeah. Yeah, fantasy shit. A lot of comics are into pro wrestling. Yeah. And this, and this shit, it's like they, they, you're literally, you're slaying hordes of demons from hell. You know, and depending on how you set up your character, you hit them with lightning bolts, you hit them with fireballs, you chopping them in the pieces.

2:44:09Is it overhead perspective? Yeah, it's overhead perspective. Yeah. So that's what you're seeing when you're playing? Yeah, that's what you're seeing. I think this guy is a, he's a barbarian. So you don't, you don't see a lot of them. No, why don't they make, wouldn't it be more exciting to do this as a first player? They did that with, with, with Skyrim. Yeah. Yeah, they kind of did it with, but Diablo is kind of a different thing because Jesus, look at all the numbers. What are those numbers being? So the numbers are how much damage you're doing, but the different colors mean, different hits.

2:44:43So like the yellow is a critical hit. It just means you have a chance, you have a chance, whatever hit you have a chance to do critical damage was like bonus, 150%. So would you just do out of that box? Did he just grab some stuff? Yeah, the whole thing is your killing monsters, they're dropping items or you're opening chests, they're dropping items, the items make you stronger or give you different powers. And you're, you're trying to combine the right items to have to, to do bigger and bigger numbers. And the more you play, the more items you get, so the more power you get. Right. Right. The more powerful items you get, so you get addicted.

2:45:16Yep, and there's gambling in this. So you're ridiculous. Well, this is a real, real high level guy, real deep into the game. I mean, he's level 78. What level are you? 76. Jesus. So you're right up there. Yeah, the max level's 100. Wow. There's only 4 ,000 people that have hit level 100. I don't know. So those do chase, those do chasing him or are they fighting with him? They're chasing him. Oh, wow. Yeah. Nobody's on his team in this. But you can play with, you can, like, I can play with a Frank, Frank Estillo. Mm -hmm. And like, sometimes like if he signs on, if I'm on and he signs on and he sees on plan, he can just jump right in.

2:45:52Oh, and so you guys can team up. Right. He can team up. We can be on my team. And you talk shit to each other? Yeah, or like we, or we coordinate, for example, like, you can't really see it because he killed him so fast. But like, sometimes he hits the moss and they turn purple. Purple means they're vulnerable. It means they take more damage. But you can have other skills that, like, do better other shit when the moss is vulnerable. So like, I'll make everybody vulnerable. And Frank has some skill that exploits that. It's all kind of teaming up, you know? A little stuff like that. Sounds like a great way to waste your life.

2:46:22It's such a waste of time, yeah. But it seems so addictive. But it's super addictive. But it's fun. It's also very fun. And so, you know, they didn't, they didn't, they didn't even send me no merch. I would like some merch to the obelope people. They're so good at making things like the more you play it, the more you get. What I was telling you is the perfect games are the ones where they have, it's a power fantasy. Yeah. And a fun loop. Because basically, you know, you're playing hours and hours. And you're doing the same thing over and over again. You're just killing hordes and mosses. Right.

2:46:53But the reward for that is spaced out just enough where you wanted it. Because when you level up, it goes, ding! And your guy goes, ah! And then everything dies, everything around you dies. Whenever you level up, everything dies. So it's like, it's this big event and you level it up and you're like, oh shit, now I can go put points into this power. Because there's a whole skill tree. So you unlock points to put in the skill tree and it makes, you can change how your skills act and all of this other shit. So it's like the options, the things to do are so varied and the loop is fun and you get rewarded at just the right intervals in that loop where you want to come back from and you just want one more dungeon, one more, and then next thing, and I'll just go out of hours later.

2:47:36Next thing you know is hours later. I'm getting anxiety just hearing you talk about it. Yeah. But I don't really have that addictive of a person like I can stop whenever I want. That's good. Yeah. That's good. Because Duncan was gone for long periods of time. The first game like that was EverQuest. Oh, that's what I heard, yeah. EverQuest and then while I kind of took that over but EverQuest originally, I never got into that because I saw it. I seen it ruin people's marriages. Yeah. And they came out with EverQuest too. I seen that fuck people up. You know, world of warcraft. I stayed away from I seen people, I seen it fuck people up.

2:48:07And Diablo II fucked me up and I was like, and Diablo III was okay. I didn't really play that much but this one has the same little something. It's just the perfect mix of all those things and it makes you, it's just like Casinos. Casinos know when you come in, that's why you know, they put, they put, they have you put, you know, you don't put money in machines anymore. You put money on a card and that card is on your account. So when you go sit out of that machine, they know, oh, you haven't played today. You know what I mean? You put your card in that machine and they let you, you know, the four, four roles are random and that fifth one you win a little.

2:48:44You know, and because legally someone has to win the jackpot every X amount of roles. Like they can go X amount of roles someone, someone has to win. So they set the machine up like that and then, but everything in between, it's just a game plan. You win a little, you lose a little, you play again, you win a lot more than that, but not a significant amount and that is enough to hook you. Now you, now you're playing more and you win a little, win a little, win a little, but if you sit there long enough, you're going to be out of money. And that's the whole point is all set up to take your money.

2:49:12Yeah. And people voluntarily sign up for it. Yeah, the, the, the rate the lights flash all that, it goes into all that, the color of the room, the way the room smells, the way it's set up, the, like it's a maze. Yeah. You, you have a go, you go to a casino for the first time. It's fucking confusing as fuck. Yeah. It's supposed to be that. It's everything set up for you to spend money and feel comfortable doing it and get trapped. And yeah, that's why I welcome and give you a couple of drinks. Yeah, lower your inhibitions, take a, take a chance. You see the girl at the poker machine, it just pissed, pissed herself.

2:49:43No. You ever see that? There's a girl sitting, apparently people at casino say it happens all the time. People are gambling and they don't want to get up. So they just pee. Yeah. That is wild. A gambling addiction. Look at this lady. She's sitting there, she looks good too. Look, she's just pissing. She's pissing while she's on the phone. Granted, she's probably shit face too, but she's saying it. Yeah, I guess, but still, you don't know your pissing on the floor. Probably does. I think people just piss. There's the, the, the shitting is worse. But people are walking through her, she stores and they just like shit falls out of the bag.

2:50:15Oh yeah, I've seen that. Like they run on a mirror at night. Yeah, I saw one where this guy pulled his pants down the store and just shot rocket out of his ass up. So who's, how they shitting on that submarine? Can you imagine that? That's the point. Because you're not flesh in that toilet. Yeah, my big dream is I just so hired just not. Nah, nah, my dude, that would be torture for me. I'd be like kill me first. How much water do they have? I mean, you might get dehydrated down there too. You might run out of water. Yeah. I mean, you can't go for many days without water. I think three. Yeah, I mean, how many days of water?

2:50:47No, seven. I think seven is the max. You can go without water. You can probably make it like a month without food. You can make it longer without food if you're fat. You have your real fat. But without water? Yeah. You're done skiing. It's done skiing. But it's a lot easier to find fresh water out there. Or I'll say you could, like you could even risk it and drink contaminated water at an emergency, right? I guess. It's not just food everywhere. I guess. There's a, I'm looking up the updates. A retired Navy captain just brought up the point about how cold it probably is down there. Oh, Jesus. Because that doesn't probably have tons of insulation.

2:51:23Oh, Jesus. And where they're at, those is the water that entirely surrounds the ship is at freezing or slightly below when they exhale their breath condenses. There's frost on the inside of the parts of the submarine. They're all out of the gather trying to cause their body heat. Oh my god. And they're running low on oxygen and breathing each other's. And there's a thing even if they find them, how do you get it up? How do you get it? Yeah, they have to tow it up or something. Yeah, they, because when we started the podcast, you said how many hours left? Oh, they're down to their last day. They have until like five in the morning right now.

2:51:52So like 12 hours. They haven't til five in the morning until they're out of oxygen. Yeah, but what I'm saying is you have to account for how long it would take to get them to bring them to the top and open the fucking thing. So it's like they don't have five, they don't have til five in the morning. They have, they need to be found and on their way to the top for the to have til five eight. And what are the strategies? Is there any article on the strategies they're using? I remember looking at it last night. I was even contemplating do they even have a machine or device or anything that could go even get them besides a drone?

2:52:25Right. I don't know that there even is because most of the fuck are they doing? They don't know that far. They just trying to find them so they can communicate with them. They're trying to find them so they could use the power of the remote controller to bring them to the surface. I don't even think they know where they are. He's doing. Jesus Christ. Yeah, like I think it says that they lost communication like an hour and a half after they. Oh my god. So they were they weren't even all the way down then right? Well, right, what happened right when they hit the bottom? The tire board just supposed to take two and a half hours.

2:52:56The polar prints lost contact with the Titan approximately one hour and 45 minutes into the trip triggering desperate search for the now missing sub. Fuck. And I remember the reporter said it was lost for five hours when he went. Nice. Oh my god. So so it happens. It has it has happened. What are they? And they would and they didn't add a transponder. They didn't. Whatever it could have. Who knows the college lasted 10 hours. The passengers were given sandwiches and water. During that vessel's compass was acting very weird. And the passengers had only about 20 minutes to view the Titanic wreckage.

2:53:33The compass acted weird. Yeah. Bro, imagine if there's an alien ship down there that's fucking them. Bro, but if your compass going crazy, you need to get the fuck out of there. And I don't know. I don't know the science of what that means, but that's never good. Can't be good. No. Some crazy magnets are in there. Yeah. Or some kind of pulse from the who the fuck knows. Here's what's so wild about all this shit, dojo. They went down here to look at the wreckage from screens inside from cameras outside. You hear what I'm saying? Yeah, they there was one little tiny hole above the toilet for looking out, but you can't see anything down there.

2:54:09Like you have to, you know what I mean? It's like that's not their main thing was to walk. And it's like you could have just sent down a drone and watched the screen on the ship. You didn't have to be in the water. You don't have to be in the water. No, you're down there for no reason. Just so you can say you was there. I had just lied about it. Yeah. You don't want to lie about it either. About being down there? Yeah, it's just stupid. Yeah, but if you're that, if you're, if you're, as an alternative to getting on the mother's house. If you're, if I had to choose, yeah, I'm a liar. I'm a liar.

2:54:34I'm a liar. If I have to lie, that's no one's getting hurt by that. I tell you what I'm not doing. I'm not getting on, I'm not getting on a, I'm not getting on a ship that's piloted by a month or a day ain't on the ship. Right. The pilot, the driver got to take all the risk I'm taking. Yes. Yeah. And also, how about having that ship and able to drive itself too? Think about this. What did they got to the tech? Oh, actually, we probably do have the technology where your commercial flight can be flown by a pilot that's, that never leaves the city. They're flying it remotely. I bet they could do that now.

2:55:03And then when you get in, when you break a certain line, another pilot at the landing city takes over and they land. But would you be comfortable with that? No. Fuck no. Fuck no. Get your ass on this plane. Yeah. You got to be up here with me. If you in charge, you got to be up here with me. Not only that, why wouldn't they have a system where when they lose communication with the sub, the sub just rises to the top? Which has happened before. So they've lost communication before. And then they had no backup plan for what would happen if it happened again. Why does this scare me more than anything else?

2:55:30This freaks me out so, because you're wealthy. Because you're wealthy. And they target wealthy people with shit like that. No, I'm not. Let's do it. I'm not worried that I would do it. Oh, okay. No. Just the idea of, I'm zero desire to do that. Brother, I'd rather go fishing. I don't have whatever. I don't have, I'd rather go play pool. I'm not. Bro, the f**king case is zero. Zero. I mean, zero. Not a fucking chance. And one of my friends, if you were trying to go, I would do everything that I could to, not you. Someone irresponsible, someone crazy. Or I don't even play survival video games. F**k that.

2:56:05No, I survived my whole life. I, you know, these games where you start out in the woods, all you have is a hatchet. Like, you got to build a fire in a fire shelter. What the f**k? Yeah. No, no, no, no. I'm here to kill demons. Yeah, fun stuff. I'll kill demons with magical weaponry. But what is this, Jim? The device that they have, the first thing to come find them today, it's called a Victor 6000. It can go 20 ,000 feet, which is plenty to get there. But what's it going to do? They don't look like they lift anything. I'm looking at like the, it shows that they send it off from a ship with some sort of tow rope and maybe they keep the tow rope and maybe then they can hook something onto it and throw them both back up.

2:56:42But that's a lot of babies I just said. It's a lot of babies and they have to find them. And they have to find them. The amount of area you're talking about is so immense. This does have some sort of rope connection. I mean, honestly, knowing that they lost communication almost right when they hit the bottom, I'm telling you, I think, I think it imploded. Something leaked. There was an opening of crack. I think they're, they died instantly. Oh, God. Oh, do you think they're going to send down people in subs to see the wreckage of the sub? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So that would be the next thing. People can go visit the Titan.

2:57:14This is back when they did it wrong. Like Mount Everest. Yeah, there's the billionaire and his son frozen in the Titan. Don't fuck around in it. And here's, well, here's, people comparing it to space. But guess what? As far as we know, they know Mosses is a space. It's Mosses all over the bottom of the ocean. That's crazy. It's, and that might have been what happened. Some big ass thing that they don't see coming. Hit that motherfucker with its tail. Oh, man. Yeah. A whale just fucked your magnetic shit up. Flipped you over. Oh, well, one of the things that's interesting about these UFO sightings is a lot of them are happening over water.

2:57:53And they're saying these things go into the water and they don't make a splash. Yeah, but this is my thing about the UFO sightings thing. It's like, so it's too many smartphones out here for us to not get some, you know, some fork, at least some 1080p. Right. You know, some clear footage. There's not blurry or like some clear, give me some clear videos out here. True, but if you ever tried filming a bird in the sky, it's very hard. True, true. I saw thing the other day where I was like, that, I can't explain when I'm looking at, you know what I mean? I wouldn't, I don't know if it's a, because it might have been just been a drone, but it just, it seemed so huge and it seemed like it was going up so high.

2:58:33You know, but like it would have had to have been like a commercial drone, not a government one. And it kept flying up and then moving to the side and then floating back down. And then flying like, I mean, way up to the point when I first saw it, I thought it was a plane. But then it started moving the completely backwards. I'm trying to get a drone. Well, that's, they make some insane drones now. Oh, they're really fast. Have you ever seen the drones where they're doing through obstacle courses? Oh, the races? Yeah. Wild. Yeah. That's entertaining. That's entertaining. Yeah, that's going to, that's going to be real popular in the future.

2:59:04Oh, for sure, because these things are getting better and better. Have you ever seen that one with that zone, that, that drone, the zone, the drone takes off at its sane rate to speed? They have this drone and it's hovering, it goes, watch this. I don't know about this. This is, I just clicked a video of finding like the fastest drone that you can get. Let me see what it looks like. Is it got any volume on it?

2:59:29Can you see that, I'm gonna fuck.

2:59:35It's almost 200 miles an hour. Wow, listen to this sound. Where is it? Oh, there it is. God, damn that fucker's fast. And just this camera is on the drone, this one right here. Yeah, look at the shape of it. It looks like a tic -tac. Whoa. I mean, that's not the same shape. It looks like a rocket.

2:59:57How crazy that that thing can go 200 miles an hour. Is that the fastest drone? What a shitty sound that does. Wow, it sounds like death. I should just put a gun, that thing. Yeah, it's just, I mean, I typed in fastest drone. Yeah, Hans, Hans is by the way. I know that's the best. It's a good video. Fastest drone videos. Like eight props is faster than that. That's not - Oh my god, look at that thing. Move down here. Three world's fastest drones, let's see. Yeah. Show me something stupid. Oh, this is a commercial for these drones. Drill for me in the flight time. Wow. I guess I'm just making commercial.

3:00:34Yeah, they're getting very, very sophisticated. It's pretty cool. You know, and then how long after that before they're pilotable, where you can get in one of those things and move around and something like that. Yeah, and then someone else is flying it. And then someone slams into you. And the sky. Yeah. Why are we so fascinated with death? Because it's inevitable. And we're afraid of it. So we like to get close to it. Get a little juice. And then go back to life. You know, it's like that's what those climbers are doing. Well, have you ever really lived if you didn't almost die? Are you really an adult until you've almost died a couple times?

3:01:10You are still an adult, but you do not have the same experiences. Like, could I - Like, if I'm in a room full of grown men and I go - and I just go - Everybody tell a story about the last time you almost died. Everyone will have a couple. Mm -hmm. You know? Yeah. It's sort of a writer - I mean, not a writer passage, but it's like, if you live in life properly, it's almost inevitable. But then you can push it too far and you're some wild climber, dude. Yeah, you wanted these more fuckers. Yeah. You climb the mountains with no ropes. Have you ever seen that documentary, The Alpenist? No. Oh, you got to watch it.

3:01:42The Alpenist? Yeah. Is that a treat person? No, no, no, no, no. What is that? What is the treat - Oh, The Alps. Is the - Arborist. Arborist. Arborist. The Alpenist is someone who's climbing insane Alpine mountains. And this fucking dude was like the one that all the other climbers were like, what the fuck? Like he was just crazy. And he at the end of his life was climbing ice. Is this Netflix? Um, I don't know. They always - They always weird looking. He was free climbing for - He's an interesting dude. He was an interesting dude, I should say. Just listening to the recordings of him. But he became obsessed with all these, you know, top -notch climbers and he did free solo climbing.

3:02:24And then after a while he started doing ice climbing. So he's climbing with these ice picks and he's making his way up glaciers. So he's climbing like stalagmites that are hanging off the side of a cliff. He's climbing them in the documentary. It's so hard to watch. Your hand starts sweating. The - and did he die on this? Oh, yeah. Yeah. And they found him. I mean, they know where he is. They'd never even recovered him. The glacier just kind of consumed his body. But they found where his body is. I don't think they recovered him, right? Is that correct? I think that happens with a lot of those guys.

3:02:58Yeah. It's like you can't even recover him. Because the recover him, you'd have to risk everybody's life to go recover at dead body. The man they be living though. I guess. They be living. I think a lot of those guys are something wrong with them. And that's what - the way they feel things. I think regular life is just flat and boring and the only way they feel is to do something insanely risky. I slightly disagree. I think some people are just born in the wrong time. You know? Like, if this were - Like, if we were already at the point we could explore space, these things would be the Starship Captains.

3:03:29Right. They were the guys that would get on a ship and try to map the globe. And, you know, it was beneficial. It's just now we're so comfortable. It's like they have to go find and seek out things. But like, their kind of person is necessary. Explorers. Yeah, explorers. People that would take the chances just for the thrill. And, uh, they - we do need them. We just don't need them right this second. Yeah, those are those people that would just get in boats and try to find new land back in the day. Yeah. Those are the people you pay to make the first hundred trips in the time - To make sure it's safe.

3:04:01Yeah, imagine the people that made it to the Hawaiian Islands in little boats that they made. Yeah. I mean, they came from the Polynesian Islands and they made their way across the fucking ocean to Hawaii. Yeah, they were like, oh, we hit the jackpot. Oh my god, they hit the jackpot. Yeah. But they did that shit thousands years ago. That's what's crazy. Yeah, with some balls, you ask people out there. Balls, yeah, ask people. Fucking, yeah, real pain. You find an island in the middle of the ocean is a bunch of cool -ass people living on it. And - and thing is, you - when you take off, you don't know where you're going.

3:04:40Right. And how you'll survive when you get there. See, talk about like people that like are in touch with nature. People that live in Hawaii. Like you're like very vulnerable out there. Any isolated, any of the nature people fascinate me. Yeah. We were like at home out in the wilderness. Yeah. Yeah, because they're right. You know, the doomsday prepping people, they're right. They're just not right right now. Right. But like it's coming to an end at some point. It might not even be why they're alive. But, but you know, those are going to be the people you look for. You know what you watch last of us?

3:05:12Yes. It's like, remember the old - the old gay man with the shelter's like, yeah, those - if the apocalypse come, they're going to be sitting pretty. Yeah. Yeah, and the rest of us going to be like, I don't - why - Yeah, but then those people go after those people. Oh, yeah. People who weren't prepared. They try to find the people that aren't prepared. What's interesting is preppers a lot of times get lumped into terrorists. They get labeled. Like there's this guy Mike Glover who's been on my show, who runs this company, Field Craft Survival, and he teaches preparedness for all kinds of different things.

3:05:43But they had him labeled. They had him on the list. Like an extremist list. But imagine because he's just telling people, like if society collapses, like he's a special operation soldier. Well, there's probably some crossover between the two communities. You know, you probably don't show - because you know, it's already so few of you, I would imagine if you're like, somebody walked up and was like, hey, fucking John is in the clan. He's like, put your stone. Just don't bring up race around John. You know what I mean? Like he's one of our best preppers. I don't think they're talking about that.

3:06:14I think they're talking about people that want to overthrow the government. Oh, like, okay, so I can just say, it's like people that want the society collapse are mixed in with the people that are preparing just for it. If it does. Yeah, right. The worry is that, well, from the preppers perspective, the people that are into that would say, like, I don't trust the government not trusting me, because what they don't trust me is that if the shit goes down, they go full totalitarian, they know where armed to the tits, and they don't like it. Plus we have food, we have water, we can huddle down and fight them off.

3:06:50That's what they think. I would imagine. And just espousing that puts you on a watch list. Or even if it was like zombie shit, or some disease, like, bro, you know, you know, the, and I might just be talking about, correct me if I'm wrong, please, Jimmy. But the premise of last of us was that that one fungus that cordiseps, cordiseps, it couldn't infect humans. Right. And then it did, right? And now it has in real life. Has it really? I just read this like a couple, a couple of weeks ago. Am I fucking, am I wrong, Jimmy? It has infected a human now. Really? Yeah. Now, obviously, I don't know if it can mind control a human.

3:07:28Because you probably died before it could take over your whole mind, because our minds are way bigger than, you know, bugs. But there's things to take over our minds anyway. There's toxoplasmosis, which you guys, you know, cats. You might have that. Well, there was a pussy plant out there. Well, you're from your wild cat. You probably have it. You probably have toxop. Oh, for sure. Just from being exposed to cats, PC. Yeah, that bitch, yeah. She rubs her butt all the time. Not only that, she's out there with rats and all sorts of things. She knows where she's killing and eating out there. I think it makes you love them, right?

3:07:58It, well, what it does with rats is it makes them sexually attracted to smell of cat urine. Okay. They literally lose their ability to be afraid of cats. And then they get hard, like thinking about cat piss. So they get aroused. So they literally seek out the cats. And then the cats kill them and eat them. And toxoplasmosis actually multiplies inside a cat's gut. Could cortiseps fungi infect humans? Cortiseps, uh, opio -cortiseps are types of fungi that typically affect insects, fictional works have explored cortiseps infections humans, but this fungus is not likely to evolve to cause infection humans in the near future.

3:08:40However, cases of fungal infection may be increasing with climate change. This is, uh, recently. They speak out of my ass. Uh -oh, I'm making inflammation. No worries. It happens. Oh, no. I know I'm not tripping. No, I'm, let me see what I see. You know what scares me is rabies. Oh, yeah, well, rabies is wild. You hear about like the counts of like settlers trying to make their way across the country that encountered animals with rabies and the way they died. Rabies is wild because it infects animals and makes them want to bite you to give you rabies. Yeah, and every time, every time I hear somebody tell me that I bit by a wild animal and they didn't go to the hospital.

3:09:16Oh my god. Are you crazy? Are you out of your fucking mind? Because once you start to show us some of the rabies, yeah, you already did. You don't have much time. Like, yeah, I think you have to get to the hospital and get treatment within 24 hours. I think it's pretty close. Yeah, you can't rest on it. Yeah, I know a dude that was telling me a story about someone who got nicked by a bat. Like, there was bats under a bridge and the bat, you know, they're flying, they're all flying and he got nicked on his hand. He died of fucking rabies. Just a nicked. Yeah, see if you can find that. Guy gets nicked from a bat dies of rabies.

3:09:50Yeah, like nicked his hand, I think. And he's like, oh, what the fuck is that? That's a problem. So I had nothing of it, you know, I don't play it. The thing just flew by. Maybe you didn't even feel it. You know, maybe you didn't even notice, you know, there's a bunch of bats where I hear like, Jesus. Oh, man, that's such a, that's another thing. Infected bat ran into the hand of BC man who later died from rabies, suffering a small puncture run and rare daylight encounter the spring. Wow, damn, he's 21 years old. Crazy man, crazy. And he didn't go to the hospital? I don't know. I said he developed symptoms of rabies six weeks later.

3:10:25Yeah, bro, you got to get, because once the symptoms kick in, you did. You can't, nothing you can do. You got to get to that, if you get a bit by a while then, but you got to go to the hospital that night. No, not crazy. Yeah, I would lie to hospital. Because if you tell them you have a chest pain, they'll see you right away. Imagine you're feeling like shit. You have to think back to six weeks ago where a bat like grazed you. I'm having chest pains. I got a bit by bat. Checking me out for everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they do, you know, they do triage at most emergency rooms, meaning they don't see you in the order you came in.

3:11:00They see you in what they think is the most serious. Right. So you got to say something's really wrong. Yeah, unless you're bleeding out or you have a chest pain, it's not serious. So they're going, you might be sitting there for four, five, six, seven hours. You got to fake a stroke. You just got to say, you're going to have a chest pain. Just getting dizzy and black and out. Like chest pain. You know, they were wrong. I wouldn't do that. Like if I thought something serious was wrong, I would lie about having chest pain. I have no shame on my guy. Yeah, that's a good move. Yeah, you got to get in there, especially if you think it might be rabies.

3:11:28I strayed free as Sanford in there. I'm coming home with a list.

3:11:35Everybody forgot about that. Yeah, that's a great show, man. Because I did it before. I went to the emergency room when I was having chest pains. And I remember the, it was on the 4th of July. And I remember the dude taking my vitals and stuff. He was like, how would he do? I was like, 40. And just walked away. Yeah, he was like, I was the only person in there. They saw me right away. He laughed? He laughed. So you were having a heart attack at 40? Yeah, he laughed. What a piece of shit. I know, right? Because he was like, wow. He took my vitals and was like, what's wrong? Like chest pains was like, for real?

3:12:09I was like, yep, I was like, all right. Walked on. Wow. I know. The doctor was pissed when I told him that. But he's like, it's just unlikely that there's anything wrong. It turned out to just be gas. It's real bad gas. Oh my god, dude. How bad's your gas? That particular time, it was just real bad. He went to the doctor for gas. Yeah. Yeah, like it hurt real bad. Wow. Like you were really thinking you have a heart attack. Oh yeah. Well, the thing is, the VA has like a tele nurse. So if you call the nurse and say your symptoms, they'll tell you what you need to do, whether you go to the hospital, or they'll make an appointment for you.

3:12:44But if you say you're having chest pains, they're going to make you go to the hospital. No matter what the fuck is going on. So they're like, yeah, best not to risk it. Yeah. So it probably wasn't the type of pain that would be signal or heart attack. But it was like, she didn't know that, and I didn't know how to describe it to her better. So just go just in case. And you don't want to be going to the emergency room just in case. But I would if I got a bit behind animal. Yeah, for sure. You know, so yeah, you got to be careful. You can't fuck around. You don't want to die and wish you had gone.

3:13:14Right. Chest pain or animal attacks, it's a must -go. Yeah. Yeah, no matter what's going to cause you going to that, just don't pay it. You know, I would be alive and a severe debt then dead because I didn't go to the doctor. Oh, yeah. 100%. Medical bills are fucking crazy. It's kind of insane. Yeah. It's very, very, very, very much insane. I didn't really understand until the pandemic. I didn't never looked into the healthcare system in terms of how many hospitals are private. Most of them. Yeah, they're businesses. Yeah. And then the public ones are dangerous. Yeah. You know, everyone in this, everyone in every city, they can tell you the hospital that you don't want to go to.

3:13:56You know, well, my mom, she can probably mad be talking about this. My mom had a heart attack recently. And like, you know, within the last year, and she drove herself to the hospital. Because, because she lives in DC, but it's right there on the border with PG County, Maryland. And so it was based, it was because she knew if she called 911, they would take her to the bad hospital. So she drove herself to the hospital. So she did the whole thing. Oh my God. Yeah. It's like that out here. The public hospital is fucking trash. I saw a video of a kid who is one of the worst fractures of an ankle.

3:14:34I've ever seen. And he's in the passenger seat, what we've been driven to the hospital. It is. It's not in the passenger seat of what? A friend's car. Yeah, that's probably faster than taking someone. Yeah, but he's just, I mean, I don't know what you do. Obviously, but do you get leeway if you travel to the hospital? Like, like, say you speeden or something and they pull you over? If the cops are listening to you, you said my friends got a broken ankle, the cops will probably give you a police escort. Yeah, they probably got a broken ankle. I mean, if it sounds pretty bad, like bone through the skin and shit, blood everywhere.

3:15:06But is there some kind of signal you can give? We're like, I'm not slowing down. I can't stop. Because they have to follow you anyway, just to make sure it's true. Otherwise, you're just a psycho just speeding around. Right. That's your pregnant. He's like, you gotta be in the hospital. I'm giving birth. Sure? Excuse me? Oh, yeah. What happens if a cop pulls someone over and they said I'm giving birth now and it's a guy? I'm seeing the cops will let it slide. A cop let one of my cousins get away with just pissing on the side of the road. Oh, because like when he, because he put them on, he's like, why you speeded?

3:15:34He's like, I got to piss so bad. He got on the car and ran over and he let him piss him. I don't know. Sometimes you got to go. Yeah. Yeah, we've all been there. Did you see this story? Some Florida. There's a... Oh, it depended. He pulled another depended. Yeah, I thought he was just stolen car, but it was not. He was just saying, I'm on my way to work. He's like, well, why are you going so much? He's like 85 and 45. He just said, what's off? Yeah, because I think technically, because cops don't have, follow the same traffic code, but I think if you're not on shift, you can't just, just because you're in a cop car, you can't speed.

3:16:06You have to be going to like a scene. Or you just have to be on patrol. And yeah, but you're still not allowed to speed. Like you're not supposed to speed unless you're chasing someone. If you're going to a scene of a crime, interesting. Yeah. I got fired for that. I gotta wrap this up. Brian, we got a show in an hour and a half. No, two hours. Yeah, yeah, we got several shows. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's go. Still living in life. Live in the trailer. We have fun. Yeah, man, thanks for having me on. My pleasure. Don't forget to follow the podcast, BS with Brian Simpson. BS of Brian Simpson. BS comedian on Instagram and on Twitter.

3:16:39And Denver and New York in July. And filming at the Mother Ship in August. Oh, wait a minute. Also, one thing I got to plug. We're doing a fun raising show at the Mother Ship week after July 4th for the, how good is the McVader? He's the best. Oh, he is the best. He's so good at this. It's kind of like the Hartman because Miami got fucked up. Yeah. But, uh, but yeah, we hosted a fundraiser for the Veterans Hearts Project, which treats veterans with second. What night is that up? It's the following Tuesday, the fourth of July. So what is that? 11? Okay. Yeah. Beautiful. All right. Bye, everybody.