#2030 - Protect Our Parks 9

34:57I have no idea I had a friend that In his school he would if we would just like start talking about it. He would get one Wow If you guys fucking fuck me today and say that fucking shit, we're just starting On the same way with owners to go right down. We talk about it. I get one take a long time to blow True really don't talk about it. Yeah, I don't I mean that's probably very weird It's a little psychosomantic obviously, but it would still tear it would take him out If he had to go lay down somewhere couldn't see light none of that like definitely not a gym That sucks. Here's a lot of women like that if he start breaking up warning to fuck them He got a stomachache Sex is a good cure actually like releases a Quiz you ever had a migraine no no I have I was getting off a caffeine I switched from like six coaxid a six sprites at the comedy store six coats a day Yeah, and then it was like the drop in caffeine was like it crushed me for a while get hurt Yeah, yeah, the withdrawals.

35:57Yeah, that's one of the only things that I've ever taken a lot of and didn't realize I was taking too much of it and then when I stopped at headaches Yeah, I was writing this thing and I was I was drinking these crazy Drinks these sodas they were filled with sugar and like massive amounts of caffeine They had like skull and crossbones on them and shut up forget. I don't even think the companies around anymore We've talked about this before right? Yeah There was like spicy there were like spicy sodas and like filled with caffeine I was drinking yeah, the six never those things that I had a house.

36:31It was something else No, no, it was like wake cooler. Yeah, we were drinking like I mean I was drinking like seven or eight of them a night Jesus. Yeah, so because I was writing all really up late at night and they were just fucking my brain was on fire When I was on those things and then I got off of it like I finished this thing that I was writing and then I'm in my house I'm like why does my head hurt so much yeah, and I was like oh my god I'm going through a draw That's what you're all wow I'm addicted to caffeine so how'd you kick it? I just had a cup of coffee Hard you know and I'm certainly addicted to caffeine I drink caffeine I drink coffee basically every day Same I love it.

37:21I love it. I love it. I love it. It's fun. I don't think it's bad for you Best I think you always you stay hydrated feel good today a little bit of And shit take flat. I was just say it's like a warm hug Gaffer had a good joke about it. There's memory caffeine. Remember coffee worked So true. Yeah, I talked to Michael Paulin about that and he said that he did for this experiment that he did for that book that he wrote on psyched Alex He took like cool spot. This is three months off of coffee No caffeine at all for three months and then he said when he had a cup of coffee it was like a drug Wow almost like a psychedelic.

38:00I bet it was incredible When I started if I drank past 10 a .m. I couldn't sleep Really yeah, they would hit me so fucking hard yeah, but now it's fine now I can go Let's have some coffee. I was consumed drug in the world really. Oh, yeah, obviously bro Starbucks figured it out What a baller business move Everybody addicted to coffee he's already pouring a cup talking about it You can get really good coffee at Starbucks if they have one of those weird machines You know that fucking that crazy machine that's what's not an arrow press. It's like it's digital So you pour in the exact grams of coffee and they it heats the exact temperature It brews it for the exact same amount of time and then like a piston goes up and down They just over push the hockey puck out and the coffee's perfect.

38:47They just overcooked their beans I don't like it. Yeah, but this one they don't with with this they don't it's it's just they leave it hot for too long Yeah, coffee's lots. Yeah, if you do it right like if you really know what you're doing like my friend Evan who owns black Rifle coffee like they they measure their coffee they measure the temperature of the water and that's the thing It's got a clover machine. That's whoa. I'd like to eat that so this machine You you pour the grinds there and it literally makes a perfect cup of coffee. I think it's insanely expensive It's like we're was at least $11 ,000 $11 ,000 for a cup of coffee That's crazy for one cup of coffee at a time and but the coffee's perfect like I had one There was a Starbucks in California where I used to go that had one of these really yeah I had a few different coffees from there and they were fucking sensational You know, she doesn't like I'm a testing out look at that nice.

39:40What I mean after that coffee? 11 doesn't you gonna shit blood? No, no, it's not strong. It's just tastes perfect. It's not stronger than regular coffee Oh, all right, it's just the whole thing is about like real coffee dorks at 90's email This guy It looks like it's about to start the end board. I could not look like more of a barista if he tried All right The first to explain it all Good one those were the real -time coffee nerds Yeah, I think I'm clear say explains it all they do everything by like numbers. Oh really? Exactly for the water exactly about a time brewing a farting Oh Oh Sounded bad Of course I feel like you should feel proud that that was funny shit That was my favorite parts so far There's more where that came from I always feel like a dickhead when I go to my coffee shop Really now they're all like young cool people like tattoos and shit.

40:52Yeah, they make you feel just woke up I'm in a philly jersey in gym shorts, right feel weird. I bet you make them feel worth to though definitely Yeah, that's what's fine. Oh, and I was going to go through the whole milk then they give me oatmeal. Can I go I said fucking whole milk? Yeah, that's every day. We assume you didn't get an eight bucks exactly And I text Five people nonstop for about 20 minutes. Yeah, you say you're writing. I got some good ideas exactly to hear about it Somebody was comparing there was like some chart with your comparing one of those Oakley one of those oatmeal things.

41:26Yeah, I don't know which one, but they said they're the same glycemic index as Coca -Cola What does that mean? What's that real sugar? That's a lot of sugar. I heard almond milk is all sugar too. There's a lot of Duncan Duncan told me this stuff is delicious and it's good for you I go how many grams of sugar in that thing? Duncan don't text me back fuck That's why it tastes good. Do you drink it? Zero? It's wrong milk milk is good. I love having a bad for you My life is that since I stopped drinking milk, dude. Okay, look at that No, it's drinking 12 ounces of of Oatley you don't drink a glass of it.

42:06You do a splash in your coffee What is the glycemic load? No, don't you think people drink it drink straight? Oh milk? I drink straight almond milk I used to I don't need more but I used to it so Oatley for 12 ounces of Oatley It's 19 what is that grams? I feel like it's a change the name of rapeseed oil glycemic load So the glycemic load That's a great word rapeseed the glycemic load is 19 for only and 20 What are they coming after that word? They change no the oil change wandering Jew but they will leave rapeseed wait. What was wandering Jew? It's a plant really? Go ahead now like every wandering Jew's like I remember that about seven years.

42:49Wow with that beard. That's you Yeah, rapeseed's a weird one right? I still have that around because I think it's canola oil to be Isn't it is a good change? Good change. I was against the redskins. I'm good with Brazil Yeah Fire Niders just still around fine Irish it's like a drug midget. Oh, I had good. I got a good fine Irish toy. Yeah, it's in the talk about that. Yeah, so rapeseed oil is canola oil Why the why the reason that this is co canola? Yeah, why they have two different words rapeseed oils why the oldest known vegetable oils where the name come from There are both edible and industrial forms produced from rapeseed Several cultivators canola oils a food grade version derived from rapeseed cultivar specifically Low -uric acid content also known as low -uric acid rapeseed oil The name of a rapeseed comes from a lot where rapem Generally recognized is generally recognized as safe Look at that's phrased look at that.

43:57But look up there. Look at that phrase. There's a you there's a link you can click Seats is generally yeah, generally recognized is safe Just a seed. Well, what are you talking about generally like who doesn't generally means not completely safe? Yeah, if you say generally I go what that's like when they approved oxy cotton It's believed to be non -addictive those the first time they ever had that That's crazy. Yeah, I had Peter Burgon just was talking. He's the guy made that the the most recent the movie the One no, what is it called? No, pain killer with that was so good It makes me like any any name drug they're describing.

44:39It's like they're on the take. It's wild. Oh, yeah It's horrible people wild while how they got the salesman to meet up with the good cases of like this help me So then they could sell it better to the to the doctors and like dress up with your tits out Did you see that they found the dude who approved it? They had this guy from the FDA would not approve it would not prove it It was like one guy and then they lock him in a hotel room for two days and he comes out and that was the language that they used it's believed First time they've ever used that language believed to be non -addictive. Yeah, what do you talking about believe?

45:14I found out how many people country? Yeah, so they found this dude. He's in a rural town in New Hampshire. They always are I mean he went to work for them. The FDA to work for Purdue Wow, and they gave him like a 400 ,000 a year job. Why don't the activists get on this? They're all worried about everything else Yeah, I just kill a good beauty now Well, they know show the the governor of West Virginia was like it's killing our state We got to do with something goes. Ah, we're good. He got a job with them. Oh The mafia. Yeah, it's so crazy. It's so crazy and then they were gonna they were gonna give these people of the Sacrified family was gonna give up like six billion dollars and through that they wouldn't be able to get prosecuted Yeah, and then a US judge What is the story in that was a Giuliani Giuliani called somebody who called the White House and the White House called the the DA and the DA called the guy goes Nah, make the deal 10 million 10 million, which is like Giuliani on this Which is like a 10 million what are you talking about?

46:13They got almost a slap on the wrist and said we won't process it. No, no, no, no I'm talking about the new thing The Sacklers Apparently agreed to pay somewhere in the neighborhood of like see if you can find the store six billion six billion dollars 100 % of their problem and in return They were fucking very clever with the fine Which they've never paid yeah, and so in return for that they would not be able to get prosecuted But apparently they put the gabbosh on that after paying killer came out people like what the fuck did you do good? You ever taken oxy cut? No, it's pretty damn good. That's what would up here Berg was saying.

46:48Oh, yeah How great it is. Well remember Brett Farve was a Brett Farve was like I'm a dick to the pan kills. I got to rehab people like yeah, okay, but no one looked into what that means Yeah, it was like Brett Farve is a fucking idiot. Yeah, it turns out everybody in the country was addicted to it Right there's so much of it floating around There's somebody on it right now listening. Yeah, there's no one there. He's sticking a nap He's like man, he's got really harsh and my father's like to take a month worth of painkillers in two days Wow Great dick pick gunslinger. What a bad dude? Well good for him.

47:21Yeah, yeah Remember he's taking them before games 15 vikings at a time What a champ pick a little more take a little more. How does he shit? I mean he's a packer look at the word he said here Did you start on a bitch of concentration? How dare you mark good? We got a hit dude. That was a good one I tell people all the time that I took 15 vikin in ES at one time and they're like didn't knock you out It did totally the opposite. I was up. That's kind of the way addictions to wow way with addictions to What's supposed to do it doesn't far have said? Oh wow Wow interesting. He's still kicking though It wasn't just 96 when people knew about it because of the announcement.

48:03It was three years before he's he would He's already hooked. He was in something about Mary. That's interesting Wow. Yeah, it's really bad. Well, it also that really impairs judgment. Oh, yeah They'll fucking lose themselves. They'll steal from their friends crush it. Yeah, they'll do anything. It instantly makes you do heroin What mean that's always the thing like if you know a guy who's got a pill problem you don't just leave him in your house And then too, and they'll have to steal even if it's your friend Well, what they always sold the two is as like oxy is the same as heroin But like yeah, but not exactly like it and that show is like no no it is just slow release.

48:39Yeah, heroin There's a great team the show that one doctor yells at the girl Yeah, she's trying to sell it to no idea. We're gonna sell it. Oh, you're drug dealer with a ponytail Yeah, yeah, my two friends in high school died of methadone It's no joke. Yeah, we used to play pool with the lathodonians Wow, when I used to go to this This pool all that used to play out in white white pounds It was right next to these people that were on methadone So these methadone dudes would come in and my friend Johnny used to call them methadoneians Come in It's nice Oh, fucking sweet people couldn't be with a good at boo They're all terrible they're all terrible.

49:21He's just leaning on the table for heroin heroin The heroin guy the heroin got one guy in particular steady the heroin. Yeah, it was steady as you get the zone. Yeah on heroin This guy was a little world championship caliber pool blood doing heroin and he was hit shoot up. Wow I mean look at Mitch headburn. He was killing. Yeah, it was killing Well, there's I think there's a freedom to that drug just a just like who you fucking When you become a functioning heroin addict like like not when you start taking weed But like once you like I can be fine on this yikes heroin version of that But you know the thing is it's like if you know what it is and you know what you're doing and you're getting pure stuff like Dr.

50:00Carl Hart, you know what that guy is the guy from Columbia He's a brilliant guy who does drugs. Oh, yeah, yeah, he does drugs like he's like I just get the good cut Talks of openly about how he likes to sniff heroin It's his lovely. Oh, yeah, the black kid's it. Yeah. Yeah, he's cool. He's amazing He's Columbia because he started out a complete straight -laced scientist with no experience with drugs Right, so ever until he became a researcher and then when he's researching he was realizing Oh a lot of like the fears that we have these things are overblown a lot of the addictions are from things that have been stepped on Yes, he looks like a doctor who get in the heroin And you're looking for like which ones the guy But that's you want him as your teacher.

50:43I think he teaches a Columbia But the thing is he doesn't encourage you to do drugs But he says that all societies do drugs and this idea that they don't is ridiculous We're all taking nicotine and drinking caffeine and alcohol and like people are doing drugs These are drugs. They just state approved drugs. Oh, yeah, but it's just for a guy It's hard to be like a public academic and intellectual and to have that stance like most of them are not willing to go on that I'm a pro heroin It's pretty sick. Yeah, he's like Galileo. He's making it work in a lot of what well He's a legit scientist, you know, he's a legit PhD.

51:22He's you know He's for real He studies the effects of psychoactive drugs on humans He's detailed as drug use in a new book titled drug use for grown -ups chasing liberty in the land of fear Wow, it was currently on sabbatical until July is the chair of the prestigious university psych department He hopes that coming clean about his drug use will help lead to decriminalization of illegal drugs Heart said that he first tried heroin six or seven years ago when he's already a tenured professor in his league Is guy doing heroin. He's smart Yeah, he makes it look actually. Yeah. All right. Yeah, I'll just get into it too early.

51:56That's a quote That's a legit brave person that quote was a heroin addict quote Is it snorling at the field refreshing ready to take on another day? My sister said the same thing Really? She's like why don't I need it? Yeah He said when you get off of it Why should you say if you're really addicted to it if you do a lot and you get off it He said it's like the flu. He said just you said it's people That's what he's over there. He's doing it dude. I watch he said he did it though. Train's got it from it You can you can't you can't one feel real turkey there Well, I don't think very many people do though they do die from Xanax Xanax which rolls Danny Brad and I had Ha ha ha ha ha fat fat are it he says the use of heroin can be as rational as my alcohol use like vacation sex in the arts heroin is one of the tools that I use to maintain my work life balance Damn Carl Hart they make the rules rules that guy rules look at that other guy.

52:53I don't like judging with his eyes I don't like cool professors. I like cool professors. What what study motherfucker shut up ah Shut up in studies. No bro. That's the only way those the message gets out there. Oh that guy obviously is cool He's got Dresy's doing heroin. Yeah A little fun to get a heroin down like we're different living because I'm actually a Tenured professor Columbia The easiest class to pass though. Yeah, he's nodding off the whole Hey, you found your desk Oh my god, how new is this needle? I love that Again face a new day. It's like yeah dude face a new day. It sucks Yeah, but you're on heroin.

53:42It's probably fun. Yeah, shit rules, but to come down like rough Well, you figure out he's a scientist so figure out what brings you back up again. Yeah, here's all the dance heroin of the dog I'm sure like the right mixture of Adderall right afterwards be heroin and heroin. Yeah Come down and woo Let's get pizza. It's a great idea next step We're on that shit. Yeah, that's another big one. Yeah, that's gonna be a problem speed son Oh, yeah, I think Trump's on it Same as that diabetes medication to everybody's Like we really haven't researched this for way Everybody do it bad sign for our country Well, you gotta work every doctor's like go for it's fine.

54:28I'll take a shot Brian Simpson tried it and he had to get off It was having gastrointestinal issues. I know people. They were barfing a lot of it. Yeah, not good. That's good Not good. No free lunch You said it once and you said it all with it. No free lunch. No true no biological free lunch FDA announced this shortage of Adderall no Oh shit, that was 222 there's school. They got it still there's still a shortage I bet China makes it they're like you know what you guys getting cocky get every some federal You're concentrating too much. Yeah, you get in cocky. You fucking rely on us a little too much.

55:03We're gonna cut back good We don't like working so much. We need to cut back. Let's cook at the White House Yeah, I'm wonder where that came from Imagine you like your son already fucked up the laptop got out the whole thing the fucking jig is up Everybody knows your crook And then he's like, but dad. I'm clean now It's proud of my boy It's got to be It's gonna go my room So here's the question do they have cameras inside the White House bathroom? I bet they have it doubt it Well, I was gonna say they have it everywhere, but it's probably like no they say take at bad take cameras out of the house Today catch for a scum drink and all those doctor peppers I gotta be like you got to think the White House is the most photographed place in the world Tell that to Lewinsky you couldn't have like a loophole where you could just go in the bathroom and Trade secrets with a spy I bet they're I'm at the president's like no, I need a place where I'm not recorded.

55:56Yeah, you got a shit That's an interesting question though, right Inside a vestibule. Oh, okay, so it wasn't in the bathroom. We're into lobby I look like it's an unknown substance. No, you know what it is No, is this an old story Substance was located inside a receptacle used for temporary to temporarily store electronic and personal devices prior to entering the West Wing So he just dropped it off inside of a receptacle doing below in the IT center. Oh, you're like a it was behind their bag Right, it was probably attached to his phone. He's gross. Yes, right? It's like sweaty sticks to your phone Oh, yeah, like a wallet on his right And then he pulls his phone out the baggy's in there.

56:39I don't know 100 had to put the receptacle Well, it's probably not a yonder It's a it's a receptacle like when you go through a fucking rain arm machine, right? Make sure you're not packing heat to kill pops There's no surveillance You need a gun to go bump. That's true Gut punch To survive I bet it's a pretty day. All right, you got one of those arteries and you pressed down what you're talking long enough Yeah, I have a joke about him and I was like I hope they're special like When I got done filming in June and it's coming out tomorrow. I was like today. I was like He might die before the special Your room for him like I'm not for real and I'd see clips of him in like Hawaii just Oh, yeah, fuck dude.

57:25He's gonna die. I'm gonna have to drop this. No, you made it. You made it. I can't believe Hey look at Thank you. Beautiful dogs. Changi look up set. They're taking a picture of you. I was like come on man They always say please do not take pictures. Oh, that's a good pick love on the spectrum They always do the worst Shane kill his riffs on his girlfriend And being bullied by an Australian god Why did they do that? I texted my manager and I said who the fuck wrote this? It should just be Shane does stand up his news down a special recorded here Yeah, exactly. Yeah, 100 % yeah, like that's gonna Who's gonna be like I want to hear about that Australian guy someone who don't want to listen.

58:15Yeah Hey, was this that rowdy or calm? radical we had to get like minute clips You know you got to like send a preview. Yeah, I couldn't every minute. I said gay or redone. Oh my god No, no, no, no, that's somebody They let you say like they got like 10 seconds or one. Hey look. We were in good company here Yeah, I mean myself Nate Wait, see what see what my blurb is it was even worse than yours. It's something about farting. Oh, no awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip and Fouls fouls Oh, rapid fire And looking you with that stupid watch on Damn it you got that right baby time X never breaks what time is it say seven twenty eight Yeah Five we got the boy I said I was genuinely concerned about the watch.

59:10I was like dude. Did you watch it? Can't bro it's a water proof? It's a water proof. Yeah, it's like looking Is it waterproof? Oh, yeah, do you do the math with the real time? Yeah every time So like you just look at what time to it. Yeah, like look at the time right now. What time is it really? 351 in New York. No, it's 49 York time. I know I know it's just funny that you were off also in the minutes I went to Australia every time. Yeah, how could you have the minutes from my It's a little slow. Also, Mark census clock two minutes fast. It will be on time. He's still 40 minutes later You did I don't know what watch says 51 to Did you say 51 you better believe it fatty?

59:59But that was a minute ago There was different time than what the fucking time and no I've been this watch last longer than that piece of shit. Hey, what do you got there? What is that? It's a garment because this thing is a GPS so the CIA contract me. Oh No, it's it does a bunch of cool shit measures your heart rate But it doesn't work on me because I have tattoos doesn't work to tattoo What what yeah, that was other things too. Yeah, the best heart rebunners of straps anywhere. I don't understand anything With what I mean if somebody told me the watch was reading your heart, but a tattoo was blocking it The skin doesn't hurt because it's it's not that it's accurate But not accurate the ink gets in the way.

1:00:49It's like it uses light. So if you look at the back of this thing there's like This thing shoots light out and it can measure if it's over an area that doesn't have a tattoo It could measure how quick the blood is moving through your skin. That's a black hell. Yeah But it's not as accurate as the ones that you put around your chest. They work on something else. They work on like the What does that work on the chest strap on I don't want to fuck that up, but it's more accurate How do you do that? I don't want to see you y 'all again, dude. Oh Yonder get a John bag get a fucking go bonge beard. Yeah, we got the eagle out there get the eagle Jamie Just clean it you clean it you get so excited for that thing you're so good at he loves a beer bond Joe is Jamie let the come to Ohio State no day with me please.

1:01:38Please. Please. Joe. Please. I have to work that day Jamie you're allowed to sleep over Joe could Jamie sleep over in my house, please Well, who's driving you You can drink at the house Only at the house promise me you're not gonna drink in the park again Yeah, what are you gonna do when your kids are boozing that's gonna be weird huh Hooking up with comics and shit. Oh my god. Tony Hinchcliffe's gonna be over there He's gonna say hello father You're my father. You're gonna imagine if one of your buddies just imagine one of your older friends married your daughter That'd be a disaster. Oh, what the fuck Let's see if you like fight him.

1:02:23Yeah, it's like Al Pacino old. Yeah, you'd have to go now, dude. Oh, God Al Pacino is having a kid right now and that wild wow. So it's Mick Jagger. Yeah, let's fucking go Those are like ultra marathon sperm them sperm has been kicking it in those balls I mean when was he born he's 80 years old. Oh, sure James Biden who's born in like 47 Al Pacino is 83 Wow, he's born the four world horror to is that the girl he got pregnant in the middle? When did World War II start? Think 30s 30s. He's five. But 41 for us He's 83 years old. Wow. Still getting it up. Blue chew baby. You got that pre -fentil coconut sperm Yeah, he's probably good for that lady great doctors Yeah, his doctor's a pilot once got old.

1:03:21Yeah, can you imagine that ball bag holy shit my ball bag looks 83 now 83 You're looking like a peach Anyone stop I love ball play don't you love ball play Oh, what's up with those guys look getting their nuts stomped stop Gonna half deflated balloon So scary yeah, Jay we can play that you find guys Now the girls are turned on by it. It's not like these girls with the shoes are like trained experts in how hard not to stop your nuts Right, you gotta get a brain stopper guys lose nuts that way I know two guys who lost their balls what in kickboxing That would stop is one guy lost his balls because he went one more round with this dude And he didn't want to put his cup on it.

1:04:24He's like he just he was getting out of the out of the cage And then the guys like one more right you already took his cup off say I just leave it off for one round boom He takes a shin to the nuts lose his one of his nuts balls one cup Oh That I know of it was a very similar situation Damn, who kicked in the nuts who we got gay tea balls no No, you guys from a long time ago lost about like it just ruptured blew up blue is ballpark don for I bro Look at this guy spiral kicked down And did like a fucking flip and landed with one heel on that guy's nuts act. Yeah, he was like I'll hit you anywhere But I fuck is that exact spot?

1:05:08The amount of ball trauma I took is a nine year old. Oh every What we doing like middle school every single one of our friends Sock and each other. Oh, yes, I was playing Super Mario some guy whipped me with a racetrack You know like the tracks orange thing and hit me right on one nut. I was out for like three days You didn't know how to protect it back then so you just walk into like crossbars and shit I think I got in the nut at least a hundred times. Yeah, I'm at least a hundred times probably way more Yeah, so I did type one door all the time I'm always getting kicked in the nuts. I got kicked in the nuts over and over again I think that you have see it was allowed for a while.

1:05:46Oh, that early one that got a pointy punches I wrote a no -kittacni and Joe song. Oh, yeah, Joe song had him at a headlock and Keith Hackney just looked at his nuts Let's go over He just punched him in the day That's like the oldest days and the guy held on for a minute Right? He's trying to be like this doesn't bother me. You got three like one or two punches right? Yeah I was a hand there was a fight in Brazil. It was a no rules fight and this dude reached his hand He had into the sky's pants and grabbed his cock. Oh, so he's got a headlock and he's just going what to the sack? Aruny. That's what I'd be doing.

1:06:26This is like a little brother saying Go in the headlock row. Let's go with the headlock. Yeah, tight panty. At this point his body is probably paralyzed Oh, I go figure up the butt. I need a desperate. He's just taking how many shots this He's got to be in right now. What is that Gary Shandling? Oh, this is the replay in the same scene Look at Don 20 punches The Wild West. Oh my god. That's what the jailman for rape didn't he? Rape scene. He just wanted to see if it could still work Oh, yeah, he did Joe song. Yeah, I get punched in the book. Yeah, he did wow It's no work. I guess Crazy time and these to be able to wear shoes they could pull hair they would grab hair and elbow each other If some guys who are gay other guys like that.

1:07:15I don't like that. The grab in hair. I don't like any of that Because all you're doing goddamn pony tail. Yeah, you're just forcing. Got this kind of head You want to look cool? You're still a tackle guy in the cage. Yeah, I fell in football. You'll have to tackle it Do you call the poor scholar? No, really? They might have just the hair. Yes. Wow. You should Say your helmet. That's crazy. They might have changed that but it looks wild. I love the way it looks It does look cool crazy braids coming out there. How much that looks dope as fuck Ricky Williams had that it's like a good way to shine That's what nobody can see your face.

1:07:45You gotta have I like you have the drip. Yeah, I like it What was it Kyle Turley at the long blonde? It's like a Viking. Yeah, I'm telling you what a what a pull yeah Paul Malu was like the famous one. Paul Malu look great But in MMA man in the olden days you shouldn't really have a ponytail. I know you know you're cool You also should be my fault The punch you in the balls and boy your hair It's like what are you training for all you have to do is punch a guy in the dick It's a good boy. Well, it kind of does because in the early UFC's you were allowed to punch in the balls And nobody punched toys gracey in the balls Mm -hmm.

1:08:25He knew he knew how to fight. It's not that easy just punch him but if he's like crawling on you You've got to go for his balls. If you get a chance, but he knows you're gonna do almost no chance to do that I don't think I could obviously I know I couldn't Somebody could immediately share but if you were remotely in shape and a guy was doing due jitsu to you You could probably get his balls or his but hole He's Pulled the Harry scalped him oh He's he's Look at that this guy Crazy and bad. Yeah, not supposed to touch black people's hair. That's crazy. Who is that?

1:09:03That's probably some stuff that's braided in there anyway, right? Yeah, I hope so they dudes get extensions. Oh, yeah No Yeah, a lot of those are extension Really go away you can't grow that in the summer Yeah, it takes a long time or a little bit a lot of yeah half of it. How long until you grow that beard started a late April? Damn, so pretty good I Yeah, I'm so weird like that. I'd be so cool. I started in a protest before Shane recorded a special and I said I'm not gonna shave until it comes out Hell yeah, yeah, I grew a full beard once when this dude Evan Tanner died Evan Tanner was this MMA fighter that had this full beard and he was like real crazy dude like real interesting guy He died the desert Yes, we've got lost on a motorcycle, right?

1:10:04Yeah, what do we cover this? I've heard you say that's terrifying. Yeah Bert Rogan over there That's by the way that's me like shaving the top you gotta don't shave my cheek It goes like a werewolf No, you got a little Hezbollah going here But you ever think about converting no, you fuck it really what? Is Islam you thought about You have to give up the Bud lights no no no and the pork what are you talking about you just be bad? You just be bad. Oh you be bad. Yeah, but isn't that like don't you think you're for that? No, they don't kill you for Bud lights Not a marathon, but your American Islam is pretty cool.

1:10:49It's over there is llamas tougher. So in American is long Tell me what the rules are same rules. You just don't do it like Catholic girls aren't supposed to fucking the ass Dude my mom and my sisters why I'm sure they were the cool ones one of the world this I believe That was the joke. Sorry you got Jarlus have far have done somehow That's taking a number four come on Jamie So you're you could drink yeah, you can drink just not supposed to I don't think so And you can't be gay. What about gay stuff they killed a gay stuff? You can do it. You can do it. You can do it Just want to say solemnly again before The fuck a greatest scheme ever all you have to do is say you're sorry oopsies the oopsie box I think that's a very big I gotta tell you do this like 20 times and fucking me at this time And I can't just do a ten times sorry What a fucking sweet what a sweet escape clause though to let people look people and they because they probably gave up Oh, I fucking stole money shit now.

1:12:10I'm out. Yeah, what I just tell everybody You're sorry though. It's actually pretty smart. Someone does something me. Yeah. Yeah, if they come up ago Yeah, for you all for all and help Board about the kid fuck you're alright. Yep, the kid fucking stuff Well, it seems like that came about when they made Celebusy mandatory. Yeah, it's an unrealistic It seems like before that there was a time where the priests were like the rock stars And I think that became a problem because they were probably bangin' everybody Yeah, the only ones who could read Latin the the ones who were like distributing the word of the word less outfits Everyone else's potato Sure from the like can I just fuck Jews or something?

1:12:47I like Gary I've seen it up in a well. Yeah before it was illegal. I guarantee they fucked everybody Yeah, yeah, I went to Catholic school. It was it was prevalent. That's why a lot of gays become priests because like this is an evil thing Or let me go into a place where I'm not allowed to fuck anybody. So it's cool. Right most priests are gays It's how about confession that'd be a good podcast confession I just require it confessing most priests are gay dudes I think most current priests are gay guys. I don't think it's most but I think it's a big factor of it where it's like Yeah, this is the way I can cover up my evil desire.

1:13:18Yeah, I'm collecting data I don't know where you're getting your fucking numbers young dudes becoming Catholic priests now. I probably get super gay Do you know there's a man every year? God damn it more That was a good one. Yeah, that was a really good one. That was a really good one. That was a good one You're like seven out 10. Yeah, you got too long run so far bro. You're on fire Gotta keep drinking. Oh man. Yeah, let's get fucked up We're trying I got the I'm in the hangover hole so I gotta go back to normal with like two glasses That'll give me to zero and then I can get drunk you can do it.

1:13:58Yeah, I Believe in you. Yeah, you guys didn't go to Catholic school. You got the moils. They suck the little dicks Yeah, yeah, you guys can drive Dicks giving him herpes and shit. I was a moils assistant for a while just that suck You got the crumbs that he didn't mean that baby crumbs Waiting like a dog at the table they say it gives some kids herpes because sometimes the moils That is outrageous. It is pretty outrageous video of this guy Explaining why it's important pull it up and that yeah, that it comes to my time when sand would get in there sand Yeah, I'm the fucking does you got to cut up on a baby's dick.

1:14:47That's not your room. Yeah The dick Henry stop the bleeding Not against circumcision. That's all right, but you don't suck the kids dick I'm against circumcision for only for the dick sucking You know what that sweet blood so good Imagine if they didn't cut the dick and just look we we've decided that's a barbaric practice. It's rooted in ignorance We're not cutting Dicks anymore, but we still suck them. We got a It's tradition The wild is running down. I got to suck your babies Fucking two sucks. I wouldn't have heard about that. We got to do something about it That was that was his personal piece of gate somebody was like eight off you know what they're doing down there He's like what they told them when he was messed up to what?

1:15:37Oh, it's the fact these motherfuckers ultra orthodox reach deal on circumcision suction ritual They build the blasio made a deal with them. He's one of the Blasio's administration says moles should no longer be boil Moils are well should no longer be required to obtain sign consent forms before the rights of say that Ari This is worse. That's where Jesus. Oh, Matsitsa. Matsitsa of a pair. Matsitsa suck with the mouth Matsis of the pet Of course I got a Jew to write this article Elon you got to write this one Elon galette Yikes, there's right there's an article saying it could be a matter of life and death for baby boys.

1:16:28Oh Because the people dying from diseases from the world. How how prevalent is this how much is this colonel when I was when I was younger I'd see the rabbi there's liqueous fingers and then do it like touch the tip of the kids just wash it off a little That's like yeah, but he wouldn't be sucking it. Yeah, but you're still getting his fucking her. He's on the kid Yeah, oh, yeah, why don't we all have our Don't have our Abraham to circumcise himself what? When Abraham was 99 Abraham was 99 God appeared to him and instructed it. What is this website first before? Oh, it's a religious website. It's a G -Dead That the outreach.

1:17:09Oh, that's right. Okay, appeared to him and instructed him to circumcise himself and all the male members of his house Oh, including his 13 year old son isch mile. They're all gay after the circumcision God sent angels to inform Abraham that his wife Sarah would give birth to Isaac the long -awaited air to the Abraham to Abraham's tradition All right, this is why the Arabs are mad This is when Abraham was 90 90 had a kid His first kid was 86. Yeah, but it's right there. It says when is wife Sarah that's when he was 99 This is why the Arabs are mad because they're like well the first born son. That's this is not real Of course They wouldn't write down something that isn't real that's like months back then.

1:17:59It was like I don't know something was a Moses like 800 or something You about that. Yeah, I may have a hundred twenty Got that one hundred twenty Mark Norman's clock is bad. Do you know how fucking bad They had no idea how long a year was they were just guessing oh, yeah, I did be like yeah, it's Tuesday Maybe like dude, I swear to God. Me me here at 3 p .m. What the Real via Kabaama Ecuador all these people lived like in their hundreds and they couldn't figure out why and then one research went One research went down there. It's like how do you guys live so it's the water or something and you figure out they're just lying Look at this is how do you say that do's name are you with us?

1:18:38No, the first guy Begets Noah at age 188 and Matusula lives 802 years I'll be getting him he was also the oldest of all figures mentioned in the Bible Matusula is mentioned once in the Hebrew Bible outside of Genesis and Chronicles one three I love it turned big I told a couple girls to be get rid of it What's the age of consent there like 600 That were 99 year old dudes having kids. Well, that's you know, we're getting close now which is far yeah 800 they were lying But we're actually some quiet thing to do man because you're not gonna be around Yeah, I'm guessing it's not about a hundred You're just not gonna be around God wish my special could have been 47 hours Do it again do it again bring it back You got more you probably could do you cannot just circumstances you could Have your nose come out of the water Wonderful And then you too you too You could do it are you I just say I'm something dope.

1:19:56I got bonus features. I'll put out at some point They're like Q &A's all over the world. I never put it I never just didn't quite make it as special But can I just say this podcast protect our parks as some of the biggest specials around? Mine was huge last year Shane's gonna be huge mark normates top 10 for two weeks at a flex We're just waiting for one more member. Oh, yeah fucking hack What is coming?

1:20:23Cuz it just been writing new material and fucking around all right, it's probably good move. I'm so busy right now I just like right now. I like doing whatever the fuck I feel like doing well. I wish I hadn't put mine out I got zero new shit It's fun though, right? It's fun, but you know you sell out a show and people like we like this guy Then you go up and they're like oh What happened But I'll get there. I'll get there takes a while When you take that stack of notes that you have yeah, how do you figure out what you're doing? Well, I've the the tops there's no The top sheet is the the new cross the main top sheet.

1:21:01Yeah, and one of those back sheets. That's old stuff Show give us a visual Today, cuz I got crucified on the line just my DMs went nuts and now every show I do they go pull up the notes I want to see them well they're at the hotel in a case You better put those room service gonna throw those out well, once you see the Mates today move the lotion and the hand towels to my bed stand nothing worse than that. That's weird She moved it to that yeah, she's like I've waited on you before You left it on the bed. Yeah, that's what it was on the bed. I don't know for she cleaned it up I didn't know she'd come in I feel bad I can't off leaving lotion on the ground and if she saw you beard Yeah, you have a little beard tears on your pillow.

1:21:51No, but she saw you and she knew whose loads it worked That's it. I was hoping somebody hot that's an old Jew load Crazy bearded man lives in the forest About a fucking lighthouse Jack and all I know you tugboat You studied religion more than any of us probably what do you think started it all? Starveway to is the burial thought about a way to exist so we have some rules And nobody tries to fuck your wife anymore right up some rules for sure like that Right he's gonna fuck you up. It's pretty smart It's like the can't build the city These are the lines right but but the problem with that explanation is that that would mean that one person knows better or Someone knows better and they're writing these rules out for everybody, but it doesn't seem like that's the case It seems like everybody believed them Well, it wasn't like there was like a group of people that didn't believe in the gods They all kind of believed it at one point in time and they were writing like these rules based on something Where the fuck did they like what's the real origins of all those stories?

1:23:01Well, it's like the media narrative they want to tell you what they want you to know I think it's just like this every society was like we all sort of agree with this so that became like But the thing is also every every civilization does it Yeah, so just instinctively it's a human instinct to be like There's something else so yeah, it's like the reason you're talking about how nobody's content Which is actually probably a good thing that way we keep striving. There's got to be something in there Side people that's like there's something Gotta be We're not just dying this can't be it we are we're not gonna build this cool pyramid.

1:23:33Yeah exactly So you know what bahai says bahai says like the things you find in every religion like don't kill don't steal don't fucking Abyss wife the flood that's like that's probably the word of God everything else is some church fucking it up like kosher Like that's just you guys nah if you could go back if you go back at any point in time see how people are living Ooh, it just be like an invisible bulletproof bubble. Yeah, you could just exist and watch and no one would know you were there That'd be fun if you were like 1890s Yeah, anything whatever you want What are you 30s Germany? No Occupied occupied France.

1:24:13I'm gonna see you I would want all occupied Wall Street. I believe this is so quaint Little you guys know what's coming Really good idea, but like it seems like you're not doing a lot with it I'd say dark dark ages plague. No, let me a nightmare Detail yeah, yeah, you're you are in another universe. Okay, you're you exist in another dimension You're in a dimensional sphere that's allowing you to take place without Interacted with nothing can touch you Impossible, you're middle -aged horse Okay, good night middle -aged horse were eight back then Everybody died Everybody was dying Just die He's a book called The Great Mortality by John Kelly.

1:25:08I was looking at his fucking crazy The king of England showered three times in three months Oh, and that was a scandal everyone was like this motherfucker is using up the water. He thinks he is something else No, no one shot. It was rare to change your clothes once a year Well, that's been said about the Mongols that they're closed because there was animal skins rats They were literally yeah rats living it literally rot off of them Rotting off of them just two places I would go there I would want to see gingas Kong take over like cities and chair. I would like to see that I'd love to see somebody being at a pole pot village right before he comes should like that.

1:25:49Yeah Imagine the pussy smell then With terrified of bathing said to have taken only three bass in his life Louis took the trend for perfumery to new heights by Commissioning is perfumer to create a new scent for each day of the week Oh It was thought that water spread disease so the less you bathe the less vulnerable you were probably did Wow Shitting into holes in the ground and not washing the rascals Cities were just same water everyone throwing their shit out of their fucking window Right no plumbing slaughterhouses everywhere That detailed when people were like the beginning of the the turn of the century in America And what it was like in like the early 1900s in America Yeah, they could get food up to them Yeah, like do you think like Amazon's dropping off your produce?

1:26:56No like back then no one's dropping off jack shit Yeah, no one's growing anything. That's it terrible nutrition This is article called the disgusting history of royal palaces hell yeah, just the very like first thing That's a court what about because I have so much human waste. That was accumulating There were just They actually did escape the disgusting messes large royal parties produced palaces like Henry's Hampton Court Had to be constantly evacuated so they could be cleaned of the accumulated mounds of human waste no plumbing Livestock and farmland also needed time to recover after supplying food for so many people once the Tour was over Henry and a swelling court of over a thousand would keep moving for the rest of the year traveling Frequently between the king 60 residences in a vain attempt to live in hygienic surroundings So he just kept shitting at all his different houses He's the real Shit where he is I've been in there fucking eat poop for 12 years.

1:28:05We got to move Didn't know not to just shit in your house. He's a hoarder. He just kept moving It's boss boss. What's the room done? You go outside you might get hit with an arrow right? Yeah, shit in the palace. Yeah, there's a million Jason Voorhees is outside My god the hallways would be come so caked with grime and soot from constant fires that they were fairly black The very crush of the court members was so dense that it made a thorough house cleaning impossible and futile Though cleanliness standards were subpar throughout the medieval redisons and regency errors royal courts were typically dirtier than the average small Cabot are home.

1:28:46I'll be honest Europe still fucking stinks That was just there last week No windows are great They cost fat did they stink like shit. That's true. They do stink a lot. Oh, it's the worst. I'm not doing great Are they noticeably? No, no thinner thinner, but I'm saying UK is catching up UK's got some chips UK's are heels Yeah, really? 10 years 20 years ahead of them They're past food and shit. They just got there. They're gross fat like pasty and red There's not a wrong being pasty red and fat Some people like it dude some girls like it all right But yeah, you know, they said in old New York they'd have to they had a company that would just move dead horses All the road because horses just die and they just leave it there.

1:29:37What are you gonna push it in a dumpster? Oh Jesus who paid for that taxes? In the bush shit everywhere. Yeah, oh horse shit everywhere, but it's like an old car. It breaks down. He's leave it And by the way, imagine living in a whole city that's filled with people who took a fucking boat from Europe Everybody's a gambler dude. I want to gamble those are wild folks. Yeah, Ellis Island must have smelled My not get my not get the chance and how do you how much do you really know about what's over there? Nothing somebody lied to you at a bar and They show up and you're like what is this black? That's what we're in a war with Italians Weird Yeah, the Donner party like let's take a chance on a different state Grandpa just died just keep walking should we go next year?

1:30:41We got to go this year. Yeah Curiosity how many people have they talked to that made that journey before them. Yeah, fucking was there anybody? No, a couple the one guy was like I know a better way. Oh, the guy's I know I'm scared. We're also like you got to leave by March and they're like mate late May still works. Oh pre -map west. Oh No, they just assumed something's over there Literally They're just guessing Kind of guessing they would eat like leather and shit. Yeah, just boil a shoe fucking the whole time well in the back of those wagon They would have kids really yeah, there's nothing to do You're just stuck in the back of a wagon they split up one of the two parties had one fucking axed for firewood And they were swinging it and then that fucking ax handle just flew off 200 yards into the snow and they were like You couldn't find it it was gone what yeah, they let that elite lot trees on fire Wait, you Read that book one of the the indifferent stars above no, we're just nearby there.

1:31:47Oh really other histories everywhere When they found them though like snow the snow drifts were so big that they were in pits of like 20 feet of snow They would like the people the rescue people found them they were like looking to pit They'd see someone just like yeah eating humans Cover this pit this person's dead to not to mention some fucking chakta's coming at you No, they see how they had a couple Indian guides and then they saw them looking at them like drumsticks and those cartoons On your own Second Julia sec Ludge The wild thing is that's not that long ago no long ago at all who's like the 50s I always say it's like I need 77 that's three people ago But this is why we make up all these problems because look we had used to have to deal with that's in our DNA And now it's all easy it's a gravy train and we got to make up shit There's definitely that the less People like to stay at a fucking pretty steady level of discontent yes, and when life gets easier They find new things to hit that level to get mad about exactly gender could be the climate Yeah, the vaccine it could be Crain Minimalize it, but it is funny to be mad about the weather I swear to God I know it's getting hotter Yeah, you got down all right the hikers resign themselves to cannibalism and consider drawing lots for human sacrifice or even having two of the men square off in a Several members of the party soon died naturally however, so the survivors roasted and consumed their corpses Close to the pace The energy they required and following a month of walking Seven of the original 15 made it to a ranch in California and helped organize rescue efforts They come For someone so pure Imagine just hanging out with that dude if you survived Donner party you would have done it don't judge me please Yeah, there was a lady that was like dead silent about it.

1:34:00She was like a famous survivor of it ice please Yeah, call ice I spoke a challenge There we go. Thank you the scariest part of that book the indifference was what was the fucking? The the planes were so like that was nuts back planes the great planes Oh, yeah, it was like it was nothing in as an ocean and it was terrifying, but like a little a toddler Because you're with your family and you would stop obviously, but like if a little kid got off the wagon Instead of wandering around they would just get lost in the tall grass. Oh, wow You couldn't find them coyote would eat it. Yeah, I just go on me.

1:34:37There's rattlesnakes have another one bullshit Wow, yeah, let a huge your kid like 10 feet away from you and now I'm like the dominoes tracker sucks Fucking guy didn't deliver my Yeah, okay, he felt small Mohammed that's a good point man. Yeah, cuz it's not like all that land was excavated and fucking there was nothing Way there was rumors of an easy way through not like a paved road somewhere just like there's less trees right there I think we can go to but is that why there's people in Oklahoma because they just stopped there stopped is that it yeah Some of them they gave them homesteads They gave them homesteads because they used them as bait to fight off the Comanche Yeah, they couldn't get through Texas Oklahoma the Comanche conquered this whole area They they fucking rolled it because they were the best on riding horses Yeah, they were the best killing people they were for real.

1:35:31They were wild and prior to summer moon Amazing books, but they just gave these people these ranches and didn't tell them and then Forks we could just show up and just slaughter the whole thing Oh my and then they would have a reason to go after the Comanche and then there was like, you know And it wasn't until the Texas Rangers came along and then they started using pistols That was the when they had a revolver so get you five shots. That was the cult 45 I think it was Wasn't 40 really do 40 but Whatever the gun was the original gun that that was the first pistol and that let them go bang bang bang bang bang Instead of bang and then a fucking musket The Arrow's at you so everybody was getting killed until they figured out pistols So once they had a revolver then then the Texas Ranger started and they also started cold camping and do it But the book is wild Dude that revolver is like you know when them move with the aliens you like finally blow up the ship and you realize oh There's 14 more and the whole movie was blowing up one you're like oh we're fucked They must have been like we're barely fighting off these whites and then it's like Bapapapa Oh, they got us now that was the long range rifle.

1:36:39That was the moment where they were like oh it's really over damn They got a fucking yeah all the Buffalo hunters had like basically sniper rifle. Yeah, just give us a blanket So we'll call it even yeah those guys were getting really good at making Smell on them small bucks Yeah, once they had rifles it was kind of game over but those Texas Rangers were so tough They're bad ass guys. That was a wild thing to do man. They were bad. Oh really everybody was yeah Everybody's bad was like a standard back then is a different standard sure just a few hundred years ago Everybody was all you had to do is not shoot somewhere in that back You were facing them at a table and they weren't reached for anything was fine those old West movies They probably watered it Howdy call army revolver that's it single action cult patented firearms manufacturer.

1:37:33This is in 1871 Damn, that killed a lot of people so once they first you know started using those things the whole game changed Imagine buying one of those you're like hey, I won't die. Yeah, I'm gonna save my life Yeah, and you're running after the commanding and I think you had to take the whole centerpiece out What they're changing? Yeah, you had to take the whole thing out and you could have another one How quick was the change over? Yeah, oh it had six shots. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's well for back then That's crazy 1871. Yeah, how long do they the first Russian roulette with that?

1:38:08Didn't have some revolvers in the Civil War the American Civil War they'd like carbines and shit, right? 1871, but that would have been before yeah, so they would have to take I think they'd have to take that whole centerpiece out the original ones You see it there in the far right That's oh, yeah, so that comes out of them they put another one in there. You have to have a pack one already right? Yeah, you probably had a few on your pockets, you know that you were you were carrying around with you Cools that in the army when they're fucking talking fucking reload. Oh, yeah I'm thinking back up there.

1:38:39It's cool Colony's Oh, yeah, no it wasn't swamp before Tell me wasn't literally a swamp before the fucking Jews got there. How'd you guys get there? What? on British ships He's gonna need the glue David David the Don't you have a train to catch History is fun it's crazy that shit really happened. Well, it's crazy. It didn't happen that long ago Yeah, you just like when I was a kid now would think about World War two. I thought it was so long ago It's but it wasn't I was born in 67 just got done. Yeah, we're 20 years 20 years So that's from here to 2003 2003 was a long that's not that long ago 2003 does not seem like that long ago that that was like World War two.

1:39:43Oh The time I was born it's crazy. That's wild. You know, it's crazy the kid AJ and sopranos is now the same age as Gandalfini in the first season wow wild Oh Seems like a shabby older That seems like a million years ago that show was amazing great show Killed Gandalfini killed him that the character to the eight himself death Is that what it was if you pull up what he ate on that last night? He was in Rome just going to town. I think he was also doing blow probably Looking for a christian he's still out there kicking true. It was becoming an actor. It's like I need the kid I only take roles with the character drinks a lot Yes, the machine.

1:40:24I don't think the role killed him. No, I'm just that way said he got so fucking deep into those fucking murders He was like it was a general game yellow fees last meal included two portions of fried king prawns fog wall and eight Boosy drinks. That's not bad. That's overblown A large portion of brother this heart attack. Well Google James Gandalfini cocaine Yeah, get off eating rules great guy. He was so good So good. He was so good. I think he's only 51 51 No, you said to eat the entire meal by himself along with two rounds of a peanut collada and two rums on the side Before having another two beers Dork someone's rat someone's rat on him.

1:41:12They're being like you died from the food. It's like now But was he doing coke to or is that just a I don't want to say that An actor Oh, good point. I would go ahead. Yeah, I don't think he was a peanut collada and shrimp. It is crazy Hey, Siri how many shrimp is killed people? He's doing something awesome probably it's It's all in its wine What is abuse? Dr. Hart and what is it? What is this abuse talk heart attack? Why are we using this language? This restrictive language of abuse good point a little coke every now and then I'll keep you flying right This the wildest number thing that we were just talking about the other day that between the invention of the air from the first flight with the airplane Wilbur and Wilbur and Orville right it was less than 50 years before they dropped a nuclear bomb on a wall.

1:42:07We like war. That's fast How wild is that? I'm not surprised. That's wild. I mean that's why that's insane I imagine flying it off of an aircraft Stupid fucking plane that they got the first time I Carefully words. I was like barely words. That's my new material trying to get off This will be a giant bomb Oppenheimer they go from that to a nuclear bomb dropping on Hiroshima. Yeah And a plane part was like the also ran of the story. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah good times The annoyed gate you ever seen the movie flight. He does a lot of blow it to to stay straight Well the kamikaze we're all doing some form of adventure.

1:42:52Oh, yeah It is pretty crazy. We see a fucked up guy to bar. They go to the bathroom come out fine That's true. Yeah, it does do its job Yeah, are he's not recommending it ladies Just say it's effective Yeah, look at these guys I mean, this is pretty wild. This is 50 years after the invention of the fucking airplane That's great. Isn't a cockpit from Star Wars. It's so nuts. It's so look at that thing. That's beautiful I mean now go back to the stupid kitty hawk one. I love these. Let's look at that one. Yeah. Let me let's see the original Everybody put up a new tab so we go back and forth. So now it's like can you believe I sat in the runway for 30 minutes?

1:43:35This is So we literally it's called a runway because we literally had to fucking Fred Flintstone run Look at this wow That counts if it breaks the car kills everyone instantly right but they go for that that what you're seeing right there To a fucking giant plane that can carry a nuclear bomb America For the comic bomb we got the car the plane the phone the radio it's so beautiful. I'm unclear So why what a crazy invention and then that's when the aliens start showing up Squid it's almost like we're sent to be can them the aliens just immediately start fucking hovering over big cities and military races Have you ever heard squids or aliens?

1:44:23Yeah, I can next Have you ever heard squids or aliens? Squids have you ever heard that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you're from him. Yeah Think look like a squid to be getting to the fucking color They never die those octopus are like immortal. That's your shoes thing turns into a balloon. Oh, that's a great one Scientists are so horny about Yeah, they are I've watched this one the scientists are Boaters watching this Damn that's cool That's so cool That shrinks too because really small the ocean is just space the other way The mo it is yeah, that's a high thought I mean that True that looks like tell me that doesn't look like an alien big bushes Wow, it's like a labia.

1:45:13So I go cox It's a circumcision look at the moils stepping in right now. Yeah, I can get up to my balls. Can oh yeah Oh Shoot that fucking down. Yeah, what's it doing? That's wild but that's a pill is not as wild as octopus Yes, when when octopus change their texture to look at the exact Down there, they like oh, there's one they go right back to make I want that explain to me Like how the fuck are they doing evolution texture go to octopus camouflage it's And they shoot ink I believe Don't that is Notre Dame highlights What they can do is What they can do it's so wild is they look like the floor they they change texture as well as color they take texture Yeah, no, they they can make their skin look different they can make it look like rocks look at that look at that Holy shit.

1:46:17Yeah, that's the bus. Yes, man. Yes. Oh there it is. Let's see it now. Oh, dude Oh, wait, no, yeah, the stones on top of them. Oh, this one did no, but some of go to the ones where they change colors What's if I could buy aliens they're doing a shit job watch this watch here. We go watch this That's perfect. Wow texture Look at the tentacles on it It changes texture. Wow. Yeah, so changes texture look exactly like what it's on top of it's like doll is all It's within a second How does it know I mean bro, how smart of those things what's going on that's a nice evolution look at that Come on adapt here we go look at its look.

1:47:07It's figuring out what the color of the ground is Holy shit figures it out it changes to look like the ground. It's got transstacles And they're their gangsters the grab things and eat them look like a lion full it up I mean what a fucked up way to exist all they do is grab the one crap the guy off your crab They're gonna get it again. Get a crab. No crab is a zero. She's in for a fight. What are you gonna fucking do? Those things are delicious I think a little crab Look at him go down a hole Well look at come on. That's an alien. Yeah, that's that thing goes an alien that's an alien and a gator is a dinosaur.

1:47:48Oh I'm looking like snakes. Oh, we're eating the fish. Well gators existed when dinosaurs existed. You hear me call that Jamie? That's a good call. What is that? I said he's trying to be a lion fish. Hey You're a lion fish You gotta pee again Get some ice. Why are you chastising him for being I thought he was gonna pee the old man I pee the bonks coming back dude A little bit then what is octopus full shit? It's time for my call style highlights My all -star who's that? A lot of players who are playing didn't die in battle What for a player who didn't die in battle right? What did you say about my call style?

1:48:29It's a football player Yes, he didn't die in battles should they? No, I don't know. How about that bow jackson? He was strong He was yeah, you get break a battle with his meat. Yes. All set. Let's go. Who's this guy? Fucking white homie one of the last The last of the great whites until McCaffrey well, you see Johnny Mansell. Look at this dude. Get off me. You fucking idiot That was a great great little documentary. It's a white guy breaking out of a target I Power back That is a crazy ass sport Come here. Yeah, where are we going? I can't believe you're actually playing Michael's that highlight Any wild that America's number one sport is without a doubt the most violent yeah 100 % Like it's terms of like collisions.

1:49:20Yeah, it's war well You have seats like neck and neck with like whose number one now? Yeah, but you have see has some regular questions. No, no Sport what is the number one sport in terms of You haven't passed like NBA. I think it's cornhole top 100 most broadcast events of last year. Wow mostly football What's the flat look at that there's one soccer game at 38? Oh trumped what is the lighter football trump dog college football college football game NFL games all pro It's all football except for a couple soccer and one horse race one Olympic of a little bit. 36 Oh Two or three soccer games which are probably what academy awards was 77's gays don't support their own Yeah, that is that's the number one Without a doubt 82 of the hundred events were NFL games the slap in the world cup.

1:50:14Those are the soccer games There's a world cup if that was a different year. Yeah, yeah good point. Oh messy Amazing I don't know that's that's America sport baseball's out. It is and it's so violent. No, not a single baseball baseball rules I like baseball. It's a great way to get drunk, but you have to have free time for baseball. Yeah, yeah same with football Yeah, yeah, they had a couple of four of the things yeah, they had a few four dollar Yankee tickets in the office They're just go there and chill right Yeah, I would So There's a lot of downtime. Do you just mostly talk shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're sure your friends are talking we go with all the comics sometimes So that me and Marka and nipple tassels one the year.

1:50:55Oh, yeah, never that in the fucking bleachers having a good time I'm talking shit. We got hammered on that to him or Jesus. I don't know. Yeah, that's what drunk as you get as a baseball Oh, yeah, a lot of beers so long and fucking boring your day beers They're gonna close in the seventh. We gotta get as many beers as we can right now heart and you pregame Yeah And then you post game. It's a fucking good sport dude Remember Jose Konseko he was fun Yeah, this Darryl is that was sick. Yeah, he told on everybody Darryl strawberry Talks about John Rocker on here John Rocker ruled. Uh, yeah, please find John Rockers interviews Dude he was the guy he was like the great radio impetus impetus for No, he's in the hours.

1:51:41Yeah. Oh really use for Kenny powers You gotta love that McBride if I was a baseball player be a serial killer. There's one there's one quote We as he's like I would never play New York. You got sit next to some queer with AIDS Jesus Christ I hate about New York is the foreigners have a fuck let you get into this look Yeah, I'm talking about your block of time screwing out here anybody speak in English Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people went everything up there Russian in there Jesus Christ Race it was just like really America sprint out of the bullpen dude obviously on steroids his neck We gotta get him on here before the quote I remember my dad being like son sit down you gotta watch this guy Really yeah, just him because they there's the same hotel in the same division as the Philly so I'd watch him He was like it was a great closer Yeah Till he said that thing about you said that one thing Easily the first guy to get cancer.

1:52:49There you go. Yeah, big. Oh, what year was this? That's a different guy doing it. Yeah, late 80s 90s almost rocker early 90s Remember I miss no rocker was like 90 Mid 90s 90s. I was watching it people used to say crazy shit all the time all the time. Jimmy the Greek was the best Jimmy the great and the guy from golf who was like well women can't be as good because they got these big I think they just did some chess organization just banned I saw him gender men or transgender women which is weird beating against one I don't know Men are smarter than women. Wait, barely chess is not just one sport for men and women Um the Queen's game that is not real a world chess body Transgender women from women's tournaments.

1:53:44What is there a five strength component to chess? I don't understand why there's separate No, it's mental brain. Well poker. They just got one. Yeah, but it's even more of an advantage to be a man mentally That's the only way to say this to divisions I bet I bet the federation's based in like Russia. Oh, yeah What else? No, no, no, this makes sense right here Change of gender is it changed that has a significant impact on a player's status and future eligibility tournaments Therefore, it can only be made if there is a relevant proof of the change provided you can't just say you're trying to get a Have this surgery.

1:54:21Whoa Players will have to provide documentation that the gender change change complies With the national laws regulations through their own federation It then has to be confirmed in writing that the players familiar with the restrictions established by these regulations and undertakes To comply with them. Yeah, they're just saying don't cheat the system This is like when Jews apply for African -American grants because they say I'm a rock and Jewish Right, right, and it's like that's not what we're talking about. Yeah, right Well, the Asians are getting fucked with the colleges Yeah, although they took that law away, I think Affirmative action.

1:54:54Yeah, so not means Asians are just gonna fill up all colleges Hey, they're the best. They're the best look at the NBA who gives a fuck if they're the best. They're the best Yeah, that's how them there are country. They're number one. What's have them without a doubt and they keep quiet about it Yeah, they're very smart people well if there is a group of people that's dominating any one particular field and someone is competing with them I guess you're gonna have to do better. Yeah, exactly Yeah, you're gonna have to do better like and clearly if you're intellectually competing with people that are working way harder than you Yeah, and it means more to them and they're way more serious about it than you.

1:55:29They're probably gonna get ahead of you That's that first week of college when you see all the Asian kids like we've been studying. Oh, yeah It's not weird for us. Right. Like damn you're gonna head. Well look at the Indians with the spelling bee. They kill it They crush it because our names are rush my heart or dark dog Yeah, there is no way to fucking they really know fanatics It's not that crazy shit for their whole life It's the vape it rhymes with cake apparently vape the vape okay, I'm just cake. It was that one It's so funny hearing these names are not knowing anything about it Yeah, just hearing like a name of like a political guy.

1:56:03It's fascinating for you Like for me to know you too because you don't pay attention. Yeah, so it's interesting like what gets to Ari? What what is what is something have to be like so interesting or cooking in the world that is Summer in got to me. Yeah, especially over phone Yeah, I Submarine like oh what gets to me what else Liz? I hear rumors Liz. Oh, you hear rumors of things. Yeah, that's how you have to be like a Thing that's probably a good way to approach life because only the really serious stuff gets in there right the only news I need is enough weather report right you don't have to sit around wondering what the world economic form is Who gives a fuck to you Her about a little bit.

1:56:46Yeah big things you hear about okay. What about the idea you hear about the Queen is dead capital riot Capital January 6. Yeah, I was an Ecuador in that. I said a text ever was talking about it I said I took throw it in my view was a me on a hammock looking at it like beautiful woods and she goes oh, yeah, you're winning this For this show you hear about brisma Who that what's barisma don't worry about the place hundred Biden worked Don't worry about it. Well, Farrell gonna play him in a movie. That would be amazing. Oh cocaine bear to yeah Or a damn big bride either those guys will What will Farrell could kill it could kill it.

1:57:24He's a little too old though. I bet they're close Although back when Hunter was really killing it back with hundreds of that He's a you got a younger guy James Franco There you go the return of the king Yeah, that might work Leaving baggies at the fucking White House Legally might not be him. It is how do we know it is the White House true? How do we know we don't know Honestly, I've been a lot of people doing cocaine there. I would hope so Do cocaine obviously if they're like if you don't do coke and then Obama or Trump or Biden is like line it up You'd be like I'm doing coke Did coke with people is that what you're saying I think you did crack in it you sex with a chef Jesus Whatever happened to that chef by the way Oh, you ended up be drowning upon Two feet of water Yeah, that's a weird one Yeah, I Boy, but imagine though if the chef really did drown a bomb would be like fuck No, no chance I really did fuck this guy And then you got Tucker Carlson saying he has gay sex.

1:58:45Oh, yeah, he keeps saying over it up Talked about his wild now. He's on Twitter. You see what I fuck you want Oh, he's not right. He's not right. Oh, really? He's not right or left. You see that the worst thing he does though Is he does this thing so I was watching the interview we do with like the Hungarian Prime Minister you guys see that one? Don't you watch it all these fucking It's very good if you it's I mean maybe unless the Hungarian Prime Minister is a fucking nut job, which you know could be he's a fucking Hungarian Prime Minister Yeah, H .P .F. But the whole time they're talking about like the war in Russia and all this very serious stuff, but occasionally Fucking Tucker will just be like The lap is bad He was was Gomez when Gomez was on there and he goes and he goes what how do you feel about politics and Gomez just goes Lewis just goes Paul says gay Who's talking really is he goes I can't Honestly for a while he literally laughs like he's like yeah, he's like royal yeah, he's like On pack his in and I was like this guy's a fool.

1:59:54Oh, he's trying to be cool. No, you don't need to pack these He literally was like Yeah, he's in sometimes Shane hates people for frat reasons He players beer prong and let's it bounce that's cool that you could go that way Oh, you look like a downsy you just shaking that like I'm working with a stick Yeah, this is me I took shrooms the other day a penis envy the strongest For some reason that's worse. That's once but I went and saw a concert and they weren't kicking in so I kept eating them and my buddy was doing a zin I go let me try one of these. Oh put it in Shroomed my face off and like kicked it up.

2:00:36It was not good. Wow. I missed the whole concert They do that in certain ceremonies. They blow tobacco smoke on people. No, he's snort tobacco Way up it was a huge mistake both Yeah, there's people snort tobacco that's like mixed with a bunch of other shit too. Oh, yeah Yeah, there's stuff called I think it's called a coupé and they fucking blow it up each other's nostrils Snuff like Like what you stand over there and I have like a bamboo shoot And apparently it's nasty You always shoot and shit off each other See what's fine Whatever that shit is you're gonna go nose Go see you find this stuff that shoot up into those noses.

2:01:22It's like a Blowgun filled with a drug. I think it's called a coupé, but I don't know how to spell that coupé Those guys were having a good time having a good time. They figured some stuff out Take it down. You got to leave over your dick, but I know how to get high as fuck bro Rivers filled with fish. Let's go figure now how to get high back then Yeah Wrap this one wrap a rape it's more rape with the fuck It's a shamanic snuff. It contains nicotine a rustica type of tobacco also known as My macho. It's different from the tobacco using cigarettes, which is nicode Tiana tobacco Although it contains tobacco.

2:02:07You don't want to smoke rape Jesus Christ. Yeah, instead it's administered to your into your nose Say that cat language always like this shit's called right it also contains other medicinal and sacred plants including parts from tree bark leaves seeds and various plants Once collected the components become pulverized with a pestle and strain through a mesh The result is a fine light colored powder different combinations of plants provide different uses and effects and the exact recipes often kept secret by the shaman That's how bad people want to get high. Yeah, they'll try anything Remember when they were licking frogs backs I think they probably still are really they're there.

2:02:44They still yeah, they stick it their secretion. They smoke it Whoa the secretion off of the frog though like put it on like a glass like a window pane and they they rub it All over and the frog freaks out creates this juicy shit Keep it from eating it and then you put the frog back in his little frog box and then you let the shit dry in the sun Then you scrape it off and smoke it. How do you figure that out? How many other things do you dry? You're stuck in the fucking jungle Yeah, I guess so easy people you got no you got nothing wrong. Oh yeah All you do mushrooms in the trees talk to you now or talk Because that's the simplest one.

2:03:18Imagine the first guys like can I eat that? Yeah, you can you know, right? You know people try it. They don't die so they know which ones they can eat but imagine some of them You're fucking starving. You'll speak to you. Bro. You're starving. Yeah starving You're you literally your family might die and you stumble upon a pound of mushrooms And you scoop them up you bring them back to your family and you're all eating these mushrooms just Blow now to your fucking mind Just below now to your mind empty mushroom and empty stomach pounds of mushrooms So say there's like an open field and it just rained you get up in the morning So now I keep hearing about it That's what the Mike Tyson calls a the toad Ah, it's like the kind of guy that would get you DMT.

2:04:07Oh yeah, he totally does look at that guys Lillie's like the the unnecessarily necklace. Oh, wait. Can't wake it up. I mean you would have been that would have been like a religious Experience you talk a lot of 100 no one ever took mushrooms before that you talk to I saw God you do that Yeah, no explanation of it. Well, that's what Terence would kind of thinks created people He thinks it's it's called a stone ape theory thinks that people started experimenting with mushrooms And that was responsible for the doubling of the human brain size over a period of two million years Yeah, it's a fascinating theory that is his brother who's like a legitimate scientist is What is this guy?

2:04:44With a toad son That's right in the center of the universe Yeah, it's not a beautiful beach at all holy shit look this dude fucking with his trip Banging gongs and shit Wow Do standing over you while you're tripping balls this guy is Heaven yeah, probably literally yeah, that's probably what it is whoa They're having a good time smart readable All right, P. Yep the buff and smash mouth Yeah, yeah, smash mouth guys died he's an all star. What's that you guys? Now I didn't deserve it on that dude. I went to mine. I got mocked. Good Jamie Jamie Jamie. Oh, he's thirsty Did the guy from smash mouth died?

2:05:49Yes Good The yikes Good run. You're great run dude. That was a great song. It was very tiny run Talking about that song's incredible at one song Don't do it on mine as well be walking on that was not them. That was good. Yeah, that was good They got some fucking bangers dude Smash mouth rules It's been a fucking hippie hippie bullshit you listen to two songs you listen to fucking yeah, what do you look? Just listen to the war Smash mouth. Oh, he's bringing it to Jamie son of a bitch. Can you play music on here? Or is that a play some? Okay? I can't get enough of you baby Oh, you look at your defending smash mouth.

2:06:46They were in your ass. They weren't also ran shut up and also ran. Yeah Christ, are you? Oh, it's very cold, right? It's so cold. Oh my god So cold it's hard to drink I already pissed I'd be broken I pissed I snuck out you'd be alright. I hate you. Never. Yeah, even piss on lately Dude, I've been clocking it. I'm worried about it. You got stuff. Let's go work out. Every since you challenge me dude. You chin's been raw Yeah, yeah, yeah, we Whoo, hey, we should play it's very cold. Yeah Uh, I'll be in Oklahoma City tickets aren't moving come on out and I'm in Europe Marshall and County .com Portugal.

2:07:26Huh? Oh, yeah going straight from here to Portugal. What's gonna be a nutty coach? plane ride that's fine. It's hard right? Life's oh, yeah. What do you got? I'm already sure I'll be a Philadelphia mini apples Minnesota Chicago, Kansas City, Iowa City, Indianapolis, Louis St. Louisville, Tampa, Tucson, Boston, Foxwoods, and Albany and watch All our specials are you sure they're coming. Yeah, that's all today is Shane's Special. Yeah, watch it on Netflix. Yeah, killer notch on Netflix for sure make it number one make it the most watch special of all time That'd be really cool Spoiler alert beautiful dogs references is one of the bits that was out of me.

2:08:05Yeah, Adam Egan Really? You gotta call it that Because naming a special is fucking lame. It's hard. It's tough. I was just gonna say live in fucking Virginia Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, beautiful dogs. Adam Egan They go you get you get the best good egg great guy. He's trying really hard nothing I love more than trying to get him drinks. He's trying really hard not to get fucked up. Oh, you get to him too. Holocaust is not easy Norm, like he does deny the Holocaust. Yeah It's fun to wave coke in his face because he's like Twitch We all did mushrooms one time in Joshua tree we had just went night and I from the comedy store like let's just get out there And you get was wearing his manager suit So we're all wandering the desert.

2:08:49He's wearing a fucking full suit I think Hitchcliffe me Edgar and him and then it's like he's just crossing a road and some car comes by He just sees it do with a black suit with a black tie Yeah, what the fuck three? I'm so hoping to Shroom to the gills. Shroom to the gills wandering around the desert. Shroom to the gillus. Hey, hey Woo smash mouth smash mouth. Everybody's dying fucking vaccine Covage back and nobody care. I know three people who have it and they don't really give us shit. I think you're about to have it for real probably I I've had a cough the won't go away about a week Are you lying fucker?

2:09:33He didn't even tell us I would test my covid, you know right away. It's going off Three 21 what do you do when you do shows in Europe and that fucker just goes off it happens all the time I can hear audience going watch this the watch. I love your stupid watch. Oh, yeah, tell you this thing take a lick Just set it to the right time if I knew how I would Jesus I like it must be so easy to figure out hey I can figure that out for sure not everything about puns all day drink this You got watch what you say here we go It's an ice bath you can top it out Yeah, I Feel like we could I feel like I could talk to you doing things.

2:10:29I love you. I love you. Oh I love you for real. I love you for real too if I feel I think you're the man to bring bud look bud light back I think you and Tim Dylan pair up a bud light have some balls throw some real fucking money at a campaign Mulvaney's got balls. We got to get to the funny skis on planet earth one of them is straight sober And you're just drinking bud light the whole time talking shit. I mean that would be it If they had they fucking put out a series of really funny ads about people who are it's been tough time Tim sober, but he's like are they paid their dues when I'm done ripping ass all day I don't like stuff in kids bus Jesus When you say kid you mean 19 For sure for sure for sure Taste and twinks He's got good twinks.

2:11:22Yeah, yeah, to me that's the thing we just we were just in I was in a college town like for a month Yeah, you see 22 -year -old you're like that's a fucking kid I see the mirror while you're walking out of the fucking bar. You're like hold these shit hard. I'm just an old man You worked with them when I am to you For real That is the age difference. Yeah, and I'm the next step up above that. Yeah Yeah, but you look you've got that alien blood. Yeah, you're fucking alien. You're an octopus dude How cold is it Mark? You don't don't halfway. Don't have way Mark. This is pretty true So cool to the trip to the halfway I got three four rush is gonna win three four rush is gonna win.

2:12:11This is for Ukraine. Dude. He measures that like he measures his dick From the balls every three four seven inch I go from the date all the way up. I mean extra two inches That's it. That's funny. You're like biblical you like yeah, he was about 800 years old I think about fucking five feet long What kind of goofy calendar did they have in the years? Oh no count get about it They were just going dude. They're just like didn't we just have I went there like a like a couple months ago, right? Are we in the wrong spot? Do we stay in the wrong spot? Like if you fucked up and you move to Alaska, you're like what is this bullshit?

2:12:50Got there in June night bar. You just thought that was normal. You know how during the summer you forget what it's like to be cold Yeah, you know what I mean? Uh -huh. They must have been like They must have literally been like oh fuck. It's never gonna be cold again. Yeah, no one one of the dopest vampire movies ever is Yeah, let me hear 30 days You know Don't get me started on hard it you got a fuck you avoid them love that move He's He was the greatest white joshes Yeah, he's the best very few what happened to that she was in blacks. Where did I go? He's still around he's a But he rules this movie started talking to each other Give me give me a fucking trailer for 30 days and I've never heard of this movie.

2:13:40Oh Vampires land in Alaska right when there's gonna be no sun for 30 days. Wait not vampires in a boat People in home 30 days a night is the vampires This is a trail. I know vampire. This is the trail is all about vampires. It's a common stupid ass Holy shit You probably thought it was just your relatives Because you Jewish oh Viking that's why This movie fucking roll. Yes, I've never heard of it. What year 2007? Yeah Vampires to the freaky looking But what years it's set in it's that I don't know Oh, Alaska sucks You The time is coming Yes, I am Nando that relentlessly Such a good show I thought that was a bad Taibi There's hardly any hard that is so handsome especially bundled up, but look at shack up with him Oh, and the cop outfit Ben Foster fucking rules rules in every right He's so good in everything hella high water he's so good nice And he's like the perfect vampire familiar.

2:15:08Yeah, you know He's so bad Gamera stop five familiar Sam Raimi It's time for me to release my hellhound that dogapitas in So say like it because there's no sun no All A lot of blood This is terrifying I'm not gay, but when I was a young man hard net was my guy Really yeah, when I was a young man, I was like that's the hottest guy possible I go Paul Newman Young Paul Newman's pretty hot no So yeah, but you were no now. Oh now no, but I'm saying when you were a young man like hard net was the man He was a hard job. Yes, when I was very young it was JTT. He was on the car. He was cute Good faith.

2:16:11He put the business John Telletown. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he fucked it You're people got a hold of him Jason my moza in the room. They all have to sit down. Oh A little too beefy for me. Oh, man. I'm not into it. I don't like muscle guys. I like a good heart net Yeah, give me a good heart muscle guys muscle guys. I'm like, dude take it easy Jason Moe the one and uh in a See who's mine? Who's my who's your hot guy Paul Walker? But he's kind of girly You just stop one quarter of the way through a beer He's talking about He looks like a flat -chested lady. Bro that was 1947 Pull up all 1947.

2:17:00Do you go over there running up on the beach? Yeah to get gunned down. Yeah beginning of saving Private just keep sending troops eventually we'll get to those turrets Jesus Christ man. That was not Imagine anything requiring any of that from a 20 year old kid today. We're all good. They will requiring that from me No, I can't go for real. No For real. No, well, we got all they leave you don't have to kill me here. I'll just leave. No way Well just to have the you boats seeing that Omaha Beach and just seeing everybody get mowed down and you got to go towards it They got so good and saying right that whole ship right there and then the thing opens and I'll just Yeah, the water.

2:17:36Yeah guys are getting gunned down Brutal isn't a you boat of submarine. Yeah, those things those fucking landers are something different But I thought they were you boats too. Oh how many American soldiers? The battle of Normandy how many American soldiers thousands and thousands I'm gonna cast I mean yeah like 12 ,000 Way less like two or three That's a you so what do they call those are you ease? That wasn't a you boat. So that was in World War two. Yeah, how many people died on the submarines looked like in World War two? Probably way less probably like 1800 They get rid of their shit what do you mean?

2:18:19Metal torpedo the shaman torpedo shit out. Yeah, 2400. What do you mean? Oh get really close to 11 was on up America suffered 2400 Thousand Allied troops. That's his cash too. That's not even death. Sounds got a nice. Oh casual Oh So 34 ,000 of them made it 2500 that's pretty good. Oh Oh D .D. itself. Yeah, that was the landings and shit 4000 troops are killed on D .D. itself Including 2500 one or more check out the battle of curse. See how many people died. Oh This is fucking the downer section the night. Now I just want to be here talking curse mark dormant day. See how many tanks died But that's like you find machines.

2:19:07Oh go back to it. You check out Kirschk pretty wow Well 800 ,000 soviet million people The wide army defenses held firm, but a great at a great cost of life all those specific numbers are still debated amongst historians It's estimated the battle of cursed cursed cursed cursed caused around 800 ,000 soviet casualties and 200 ,000 German cancer. They lost more tanks than we lost people Or Normandy. Hey, all right America. That's just like how many Soviet casual but the rest of you have we're like these are assets. We can lose about this many of them Wow, there's a lot of Russians 800 ,000 how many people were in the country at the time they saved us the Russians help the Russians won the war do There's 20 million people wow we lost 600 ,000 That's why kabeeb so tough If you see how big that place is on this you don't want you crane to win.

2:20:09Oh Shit hey, that's what it sounds like I would love for you crane to win I don't like what you're doing It makes me trust you less. I love the linsky. I want you crane to win, but I'll tell you what Joe if ifs and buts were candies and nuts We'd all have a wonderful Christmas Ah Oh my god, I don't know what that was, but I loved it. It's been going on pretty long though, huh? You didn't expect to go on this long what We got a lot of money you craze. We can keep that thing going as long as we want Wow seem like it be over in three weeks. It's like an arrow some big going bro Trinkets probably it's like a John Apatow movie to want it Well, we can keep it going we lost Maui.

2:20:56I'll tell you that I have just brother making Morning, yeah, that's what it is There's no money in Maui Huh those fuckers that space lasers shot down my Airbnb Uncle laser I was going to Lahana This is very this is I know for real obviously it's horrific would happen, but uh Yeah, that's fire first too That's what it should have burning man. All right keep going me my friend growing up his name is Jared shout out Jared we uh We always wanted to go to the Maui invitation with the college basketball tournament every year. Oh satsuddy and So this year I finally had enough money to be like, yo, we're doing it bro.

2:21:39We're going to Maui and I got a sick -ass house in Lahana and We already know the ending of the show no They used a space laser and fucking ruined it Is that was that the numbers Uncle space laser Do you get your deposit back? No, I don't really certain it was I'm just gonna do it. Do you get a deposit back tournament? Well, I really have it. I did get my deposit back. I was not gonna ask They just gave it. I was not gonna ask for the deposit back. Yeah, have you been to Maui? Oh, yeah It's a magical place. Normal that way that together. Oh, that's right black rock bass now Wild conspiracy theories about really What caused everything if there's a fire this is clearly a fire with a hurricane off the coast with wind well It's also there's video of the power lines going down It's fucking constant.

2:22:31I don't do any repairs. I have no idea what the resources are right I would imagine they're probably depleted after covid like everybody else is especially of a place that relies entirely on people to show up You know like for tourism what percentage of that is of Maui's economy 90 massive right? Starifier was caught on camera no way holy yes today show YouTube channel. Of course it was a quite possible cause of first fire Okay, so wind took the power lines down. It shouldn't be that easy to take a power line down Yeah, they'll get wind out hurricane wind is hurricane. Yeah, but that's a hurricane.

2:23:10They're they're ready for that They're not they don't get hurricanes that much. Okay, they don't know It's very lush. What do they get? What's a big storm for them? Because they get crazy storm Pearl Harbor So her team is straight to fire it down. Jesus Christ. They do get hit with the Pearl Harbor. Oh, yeah bro That's crazy Pearl Harbor was probably around those casualties too. Yeah, that was up there. 911 dda and Pearl Harbor All very very similar amount of cash. It is best fist fight ever saw was in that Maui fist and we went to who was fine It was like a native Maui Hawaiian guy tough as shit those guys are scary as hell.

2:23:46Yeah, and then like a white guy Who obviously had training yeah, and they just went at it in a bar and it was crazy. It was like a movie Dude's actually fighting is crazy crazy a real fight is like dudes wrestling and be like Yeah, if you're in a wide skill is a real good chance a lot of the guys that you're gonna run into at a bar No, how to fight And and max Holloway two of the greatest of all time right All time great also one of the greatest fan bases where there's always fights in the stands of UFC when a Hawaiian fights Really it's a standard. Yeah, it's like two to one well they live it on an island.

2:24:24Yeah, and they hate whitey The hey white but they're just out there like let's go. I think they hate douchey whitey Wow, they hate the douchey whitey that comes in and fucks with their way of life Guilted They hate white, you know I Know that's tension over there man if you fucking move in and buy their land and build a fucking David Bluster They have a small amount of land imagine what it's like if you got him an island and people start just buying up Internet guy has a whole island Yeah, what did you come just me what a baller move? What a baller But you know everybody can go there's a four seasons on it.

2:24:59I'm still it is amazing. Wait. She's on like 80 % of it No, he owns the whole fucking island, bro, but you could stay on his island No, no, no, guys are bitch. Let no one on if you're a fucking man. Well, what are you talking about if he was a real man He wouldn't let up four seasons there Get out get out get out get out they got to have a four seasons I'm a real awesome because they hate all the whitey coming in but they also bring in more whitey who spend money So what do you do here? It's like slavery God What I don't know where you went with that Well, it's a tough one because you know slavery is horrible, but We got a sugar yeah You know slavery suck, but we sure did get a lot of sugar and coffee and cotton Jesus No, no, I was being I was joking because I was making the joke was that sugar and coffee is not worth the human Tommy.

2:25:57Yeah, oh Coffee's pretty good Probably if we check it too fucked up to hear the beginnings of jokes So like wait what like no I would just like to explain this franning with a more critical eye now we why we All right Sorry folks Hey the Irish were slaves and the the Jews Barely the more slaves today than there ever was Yeah, and the weavers And well what's happening with those folks? No, I know we're Oh, we don't even know what's going on. You say he did too. We don't we don't we don't really we don't know shit Lot of Nazis out there. How could you know? Yeah, I think we should be trying to know who's the one guy that had a Nazi tattoo and he had a sleeve covered when he ever Received an award.

2:26:50Is a lensky no no no no no no He's the guy who played the piano with his dick. What yeah, I don't know this guy. No, Zolinsky. Oh That was a lensky. Yeah, when he was a comic. Yeah, wait a little lady's day It's a link. Zolinsky was a comic. I never played the piano with his dick. He was a pianist What was the other guy I was asking about? The other guy was asking about the swaska. Yeah, some guy see if you can find that so some guy Received some award in a cupboard. It was like I think I want to say like an actor gave it to him I forget who gave it to him was it being off? He's receiving his award When he received his award he had us This is the winner of this year's killing with his award I know somebody A lensky reprieve from 1943.

2:27:39What did they name before him? Stone I guess so the award was something the game awards The beginning of the the invasion where everybody was on Ukraine side Hmm, hey Stewart Ukrainian Nazis were invited to Disney World by the Pentagon To D .O .D. War your games what the book comedian John Stewart even honored a former hardcore azov militant for his personal example I mean, there's a lot more than I share into the story, but this is the guy So that guy has this tattoo on his elbow and so he had it covered when he was receiving his award That's a swastika tattoo. There's the dream catcher. You don't see D .O .D.

2:28:22Yes, he's just like he's a hippie Yeah, it's pretty fun. It's cute. That's the whole It is hold the fucking Mickey Mouse That's made by Walt Disney Is it kind of the end of that? It's like right. How do we know that's a photoshopped How do we know that's a photoshop? He's right. There's no Mickey Mouse That would be a good way if I was a conspiracy theorist There you go. I would say I'd like to see the original photo please Oh, hey guys That's a little convenient. This guy's got teddy bears and also he's a Nazi One of those two are photoshopped in. Something's wrong. Interesting. Isn't it funny?

2:28:55We sided with the Russians to feed the Nazis. That was the one that was siding with the Nazis to defeat the Russians Interesting. So when he receives his award He's got his left arm covered. Is that a cast? It looks like a cast. Yeah, it does look like a cast. It looks like somebody tried to prove his arm because I thought it was a Nazi thing and it wasn't It might be he's just like really into designs. It looks bionic. It is aerobics. Yeah, the swastika. I went to this Indian temple. There's an Indian temple in Woodland Hills and it has like backwards. Yeah, backwards swastika is all over the place.

2:29:28I don't buy the nothings of swastika. If that guy's really a swastika You guy he's just fucking making a swastika. What's that fucking high tech design he has? That's not a knock it. He covered over it. What do you think that? What is that? That's a misinterpretation of what the first thing is. Maybe he's just worried about the interpretation of it. Is that what you said? Maybe because it's like just get a swastika. What's the guy's? So, get that. What he got, what he got was like electric that kind of the Azo of the Dacophiller Center. Yeah, they had to come in and cover it up eventually. What?

2:29:56Found on piping and valves during construction project at the state cap. It's the opposite way, right? What was that? Why are you confused by that? They bought piping from... That's a journey. Yeah, they're making steel. Well, that's why they're confused. It's like four of them, but they did all the bad things. Interesting. They're making some cool shit. Yeah, Mercedes. That's why. It wasn't German, but... Volkswagen. Oh, it's not even German. No, that's just... It's just... Somebody just played a little joke. He's an apologist. Sound like he's a little bit of a Hitler Apologian. Oh, shit. They were making steel.

2:30:32He's like, oh, how do you know the problem? It's American made according to this. Oh, I got it. It's American made. Is it? And someone put it in Nazi. But it is the symbol for Goodlock. So it was... Yeah, it's a Hindu one. It's before that year. Oh, 1920s. According to... To the age of... To the 1920s? A Best Disorama. That's so wild. Yeah, it's this gay. All of Indonesia. All your stock and swastikas. You're like, guys, it's a symbol of good luck. Look at this. What could go wrong? I got the copyright. I fucking mortgage my house. I don't tell you, buddy. It's like Corona doing COVID. Stocks are going down.

2:31:08No, no, no, no. No, no, no, guys, guys, guys, guys, you understand? I own the swastika. You did it not me wrong. But it's over. It's like when Meryl Streep was like, Harvey is the greatest. It's fucking Goodlock, guys. You can't make it kill in the Jews. It's good luck. Hey, there's no money. Just be like, you're never going to believe this. The worst fucking thing that's ever happened to people. That symbol you like and invested in. And as your symbol and you put it up the worst guy ever. Worst, then? And then like 10 years later like people are doing construction on houses And they know that you put these pipes and their swastik is on like hey Mike what the fuck is this?

2:31:43You like no no no no no back then the swastik it was good luck guys Guys guys guys guys guys guys back then it was good luck It was a simple people got beat up during 9 -11 Here's the other thing like back then how the fuck would you know if it was a symbol for good luck? What are you good at? Get a book? You're not gonna believe this asshole how were you were am I gonna get a book? Well I'm gonna get a book in 1947 on what the fucking Original meaning of the swastik called mine comp how much Like this is done how much digging do I have to do to find out the truth? 1947 you're fucked yeah, so it will have thousands of years.

2:32:23What's the Germans had like eight? It's amazing. Yeah, it's a good graphic design The fun he used to be a fucking thing that some shodokon karate guys would have on their geese pull it up Jamo because it was like a shodokon symbol Shodokon. I don't know what it's I think it I think it existed in like many different cultures I think it's a huge the sickest fucking symbol. It's a great design. It's on every motorcycle. I didn't or Nisha It's everywhere really it's so it's so weird. You're like what the fuck? But you don't know which way it's facing in your mind when you're just lost you're like I don't know that which ways it's A lot for you.

2:33:02Yeah, oh, look how many So so Germans is right to left we're back here Left to right no wait right You know what's really bizarre yeah, you 100 % see those kind of things when you're tripping you don't see them like that Seeswasticus you don't see that you see like infinite versions of that with like squares and boxes and tubes and shit But you see that kind those kind of like swirling moving geometric patterns It's why they don't have German on that like I wonder if the origin of that was people tripping I wanted the origin of that was like someone eating mushrooms and seeing these wild crazy patterns and saying oh, that's good luck All right, wait could you go back to the Hindu one?

2:34:03Oh, that guy's hilarious. That's crazy The one that said Hindu look at that star David swastika because like I've never seen a swastika Wow, it's facing the right way. I've never seen a swastika what I'm tripping but I've seen that geometric patterns like that That would be like I would certainly see how someone who had tripped before would think of that as a representation of what you see when you're tripping And why did those ones not ever go the other way? Don't click it Janie because you know what it seems like it's it seems like it's got motion to you know I'm saying and that's like what you when you experience like when you're tripping and you experience like whatever the fuck you're seeing the good They don't they're not static right right they move they're constantly moving and rotating and that looks like if I was gonna Hey, like a two -dimensional drawing.

2:34:53Yeah, it's something you could see where you're tripping balls That's what it looks like you got a little worse. It was a good look at for thousands of years. Yeah And then not he's just took it over everything that was the second Where they did it and also It's the crazy thing is like how good they were at engineering how good their fucking cars. Oh, they're very efficient How good their engines were they've they sucked dude fuck Germany I'll be in Berlin one way dude bro. They did some wild shit. They got rowdy. I mean yeah There's building in San Diego. Where's that oh my god. It's a swastika building.

2:35:35Oh shit. No But that's the correct way that's good look. I went Still got a still got a Jewish landlord My we we still live in the Lower East Side me and my ex girlfriend and the Jews with they own the building like I'm talking Hasidic yeah, and he would come in to like fix something they have like a tool belt So we're to see like a rabbi with a beard like that a Yamaka the tassels and a tool belt and he would fix your plumbing But he couldn't look at the girl It was what that's very nice it was nice That's the type of tool guy you want you don't want some fucking Jack talk I coming in. Oh good points I'm just sitting there like a pussy where you're like I don't know how to fix his shelf Yeah, yeah, Jack the eye comes in and fixes it.

2:36:29He's like that took five seconds and then but the pipe got a swastika on it I got replaced these pipes Guys guys, this is my business. This is my family business. It's all fun and games for you But I own the swastika. It's good luck guys. That's all it is. It's good luck. This isn't fair It's good to have a Jewish in the past look. It was good luck for thousands and thousands and thousands of years It faces slightly differently you really think that the Nazis are gonna really forever. I'm telling you guys I am very big on the swastika It's coming back. That'd be like if the horseshoe all of a sudden became the symbol for killing Right, right, right that game they play now.

2:37:11Yeah There you go. Things like that do happen. I mean rainbows used to mean leprechauns. Oh, yeah Pots of gold means sucking another guy's Let me come in your butt and suck it out of your butt and that means rainbows I see you're able to think about sucking it guys fucking dick and so much of my calm or someone else is coming your butt that I could suck out Rainbow I think pride. Well, I'm ever pride is to mean something else. I was like we have pride in you I think I'm the best of sucking out of two spots The proudest I am true pride, but doesn't the Bible say you shouldn't have pride Yeah, so there you go.

2:37:52What's the Bible? Top seven. Yeah, no Everybody get confused and thought that you shouldn't be gay Don't be so proud of your great life. That's fucking that norm. I don't joke about that. It's so good What's the pride the pride about he's like I love that I'm a clusky old dog. He's like some guy working at factories I here's my son. He graduated the first of the McCluskey's to graduate from college. He's one of these like yeah Here he is sucking the guys dick. That's what I'm most proud about Oh, when he was on Dennis Miller and I saw in it there were these old men and old ladies like with these The signs that said we are proud of our gay son.

2:38:42That's an odd thing to be proud of you know because it's not an achievement You know, it's not like something you work all your life to be gay or anything like that. Hey, great point Well, good point. My God. We're proud of him Johnny. He graduated from Harvard, you know Now he's articling over to love him and oh, yeah, he loves cock Well, Dennis Miller That's hilarious. That's a great bit Never see him do the one about the more black pill it means more crime Yes, radio show people commit crime ladies like no, they don't like wait what and then black people they call in They know we are poor. Yeah, that we're poor.

2:39:24Yeah, it's great because the lady keeps calling And he goes and he goes wait are you saying black people are richer than white people? All right, no, I'm like well then what? What was this on? It's on a morning radio show when you had to do that like to sell out a club Oh, wow, it just make you intentionally like combative points that are correct He's like the original bench apparel. That's when he had the the teachers Riled up watch this no he was being funny. Yeah, he also said teachers aren't heroes He's like that heroes is this the tallest guy in the room Your own sweet people the color Delui joke about teachers is so good what is it just like you are a You go to a building and they're like you got to teach all these kids math He's like, oh, do they want to learn about math?

2:40:23Ah wait, well which kids isn't just like whoever's closest to the building Bring all the kids. I don't remember that one. Yeah, I think it was 2017. Oh my god. I Really? Really? Yeah, if you see the beginning I'm hugging yeah, Joe Lister The teachers of maids the American revolution in DC Where's the worst thing about this country to me is that there's there's no more noble profession than to be a public school teacher It's easily Where it's going I don't recommend clapping at anything In a democracy there's no more noble contribution you can make than to teach in a public school And in this country the people that do that they're fucking Oh It's crazy Please stop stop I'm going so dark with it.

2:41:30This is 2017 pre -cancel obviously and me and Joe Lister would run out to do an open mic and Louis would go with us And yeah, just do it open mic like a bar in DC He's a psycho Like what you guys going I know where it was big hunt big hot was a good open mic Big hot was good and people went ape shit when he walked in obviously. Yeah. Oh, yeah That's amazing, but then you got to eat with Louis and you watch him eat and you're like oh man He were like my hero Oh Man I'm bad eater. I went to a Yankee game with him We got like sweet tickets or something and it was just all you can eat All right, all right, he goes hey man.

2:42:15You're about to be grossed out by this Free burgers. I'm just telling you now. It's gonna be disgusting for you. Let's go his sweater. It's ruined Please jerk off It's all over the fucking beard He needs a lobster bib I saw what's happened to sell her and he was like doing whatever baby just stops you there's crumbs on You're just like us Yeah, yeah, there's smart guys. There's real brilliant guys are always they always have fucking crumbs on yeah I'll take the white myself off after a meal the yeah the vent diagram of people with crumbs on Right the dumbest people on earth. Oh, they got a wicked booger or something.

2:43:16Yeah Yes, I know I'm always I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I had skid marks and shit Some guy I fucking I signed dining halls like that guy fucking stars I bet my life I'd sign had a horrible breath Imagine a scientist that looked like James Franco nowhere Driven exist In the belly you're not gonna listen to anyway. You want to do with fucked up hair He smokes cigarette butts. He picked off the street sun He had my the fucker pick cigarette butts off the street and smoked him. He looks like community college walk on What's like brilliant guys always have a like normal Donald couldn't drive right You know like we always have something missing So smart because they're not using that brain power for other shit.

2:44:21I heard Normus to ask people to go play tennis if they had cars And on the way home for tennis. He's like we should stop a supermarket That perfect example squat rack in a fake race car I He's genius level comedic great. Yeah, it's like him and Jimmy do our perfect combination. You watch those videos they do together Yeah, it's on the side just chimes in Shit But you said that shows kind of fucked him up really because before that I really considered how many of these things were real conspiracies like that They're real like how many different things It's like it's it's kind of a freak out better than that now Yeah, cuz like if you're bliss free ignorant just running around having a good time living your life Same result kind of happens.

2:45:20It's the exact same. Yeah for the most gonna shut down the CIA and you're like oh There's a period you go to There's a period everybody goes to we like oh shit. I realize it's wrong and then you get over that like it'll never change Goodbye. I'm gonna have a good time. Yeah, like Nate Bergatzig. He's over the third stage, but he thinks dinosaurs and people were hanging out Well He's got a bit of a baby. Oh, he really believes He may as well. He goes I know this is lame, but I don't believe dinosaurs are real Yeah That's what I'm saying it like I actually don't believe it. He doesn't believe it.

2:45:55Yeah, whoa I get it. Yeah, I talk to you with a long Couple people who don't believe I get Neil deGrasse Tyson things gaze a choice What No, he's clearly I said you must be a bigot if you think that that's bad Listen I'm learning moments you need to do a teaching moment. Thank you. If I called Neil deGrasse Tyson a big fucking gay guy That's a matter what do they think dinosaurs are Neil deGrasse people though they find dinosaur bones. What do they think they are Test from God fake I'm miss print from God just big an away you off the path big dogs. Yeah, you guys hid that we hid that shit Didn't Bill Hicks have a bit about that?

2:46:52What about dinosaurs? Like that God was fucking with us Wasn't I think there was a bit like that fact check dinosaurs are real That's it. Oh journalists that you wanted to fucking believe it's something. That's a good story, bro I know people who have been on ranches when they found dinosaur bones Big fucking dog I knew that this dude is Irish Is dude in Montana? This dude in Montana they found Hokes That's a big Well, that is our hoax apparently Was some hoaxing going on by people that were claiming to have found dinosaur bones But not the the hoax is not the dinosaur bones are real because there's a bunch of shisters throughout his All dinosaur bones are replicas from China Helen Kelly wasn't deaf for mute.

2:47:55Oh wow she's just playing dumb She's just playing dumb I guess Telling Keller is the lie so is that Frank? And no, I don't do that There's got to be someone out there's a And Frank Let's be Propagate and Frank Jewish propagate and It's a tiktok thing troubling tiktok She's where their color was real. She lived a long life. She was real. She's hot of the most hookers. I fucked And smarter Helen Keller is a live 54 Wow Helen Keller didn't hear Elvis So this is just some wild tiktok shit. I mean that's She's a terrorist what she's a terrorist Helen Keller is the Nazi guy. She's a terrorist Helen Keller was the blind and deaf person who was fake.

2:48:51Whoa Oh these are the comments. Yeah, here's the real thing about Helen Keller. She thought retarded people should be put down Not even fake. Yeah, wait really? How do we even know that she thought that? Yeah, that's that's bullshit She thought retarded people were like an abomination. We put down but imagine if Helen Keller is caretaker someone like you Who gets into people's email? Sends fake emails.

2:49:21Does that You guys are heaping all this praise on her. But let me tell you what she thinks about people with Down syndrome She's actually a Nazi Then you're a druss. There's that Nazi terrorist guy Like what is the fucking really deaf and dumb literally what is the fucking he's going again? Oh Now this one's funnier. Hey, we're back. We go on the beat is that one's funny. That one sound like you stepped on a frog I should have a toad stool That's pretty good. Hey, I got a good story for you We got a story very funny. So I was at Notre Dame or Notre Dame Navy this last week in Dublin. Yeah, hunchback Yeah, I have a fucking house back.

2:50:08That's why it worked. You just got asked from England from Ireland. Yeah, wow and Anyway, the first night we're down there. We did a show Thursday. They were down there I brought my father which was very funny to see guy. So this guy comes down fills down there We go this bar with Brady Quinty. So one of the Notre Dame all -time legends J. Mo knows him. I know him No, Brady Quinty's double in Ohio boy. Yeah, let's go hell yeah, but fuck guy. We're at this bar. We're drinking after the show this fucking Irish kid shows up He is Conor McGregor skin tight pants fucking button down No offense him coked out of his mind We're sitting there drinking he swipes all the beers off the corner of the bar reaches over Brady Quint shoulder and is to me he's like big fucking fine man And I was like out.

2:51:05Thanks man and Brady Quinty just gave one of these like fucking who the fuck is this guy? This guy's crazy. Yeah, and then when he did that he bumped him a little and the guy immediately was like you know fucking He started fucking doing his whole UFC thing So he's spaz we off to break it. We have to break up this fight for 20 fucking minutes. Jesus. I turn around my father is back there going Oh This is Go Go Are you gonna do all right feel try to fight him till If Phil would have died defending Brady Quinty in Dublin. Oh, I be here. Oh Vikings death That is how my dad should go totally. I mean that's legend anyway.

2:51:47Yeah, so we break this fight up The guys of fan. He's like, yeah, let's do a fucking yeah, yeah, Bob. That's how I'm That's take it easy and I was like I'll do it. Yeah, we get shit face this guy's on a coke rant for like 15 minutes of just straight like But he's he's a Pretty pretty cool rule So I hand some dude this guy's full UFC. He's genuinely an amma make a trains with McGregor. Yeah, oh really allegedly He was on cocaine. He might have been fabricating sure It's patty pimple, but you know how these guys go He just shadow boxes the whole time you're talking to him. He's like yeah, fucking buddy shot.

2:52:23Buddy shot liver liver Straight to your fucking face This guy says a nightmare. It was right hell And you can't you can't move You can't like flinch to the body because then you'll literally get punched in the Yeah, yeah, and then we're like oh, we're gonna kill him. He's like, I you're a fucking night Diaz guy aren't you? I was like no way that's what this is about This guy's gonna beat my ass in Dublin for being a night Diaz guy, right? Anyway, the the whole night the guy leaves everything's okay the next night get done with the shows Praise in the green room. We're all hanging out. We're having a good time that fucking Irish guy Just walks straight into the green room.

2:53:03What? Of the theater. Yeah, what? Ray Quinn looks at me like what's what would you invite this guy? No, I'm not inviting this fucking guy. He walks he's like I Was like this is the whole time he's just he's still shadow box and oh still bothering everybody in a good way though This time at this point. It's fun. Yeah, he's bothering everybody We start walking we start going to a bar He's like, I recorded this fucking bar. I'm like dude all the bars in Dublin closed at midnight. Yeah, he's like nah This is dope and this is in fucking gang, New York the bar is still open Hey, every bar we go to is closed New York rules.

2:53:44He's like, you know what we don't have in Dublin fucking pronouns The next three people that want by us are gay interracial couples holding hands I said, Dublin's gay We finally get to a bar this guy by the whole time all he's been doing is trying to fight everybody We get to a bar. We start to give this bar and he kind of is like How's go to that bar you're a fucking legend at that bar. Let's go to that one not this one I'm like, let's go that we're going to this one. So we go into the bar as soon as we start walking in a bouncer A just a bald fat bouncer walks out and is like you What is the shit out of the Irish guy?

2:54:24What this whole time he's been like, oh fucking knockout anybody No, he must have had a problem. He's no one my god Oh, he was like, let's go to another book. The second we get to this bar five bouncer Starway Go to now. He's like, no, no, we're good here now. This is how cool this fucking guy was he gets his ass He's bloody split open he gets out of all five of them runs down the alley and then turns and looks at all of them goes He squirts up and runs off again. It was a great guy rule Okay Hey, that was the best guy I've ever met Run double man Crowd is like the dickheads they yell out the whole time.

2:55:21They're having a good time though. They're fucking funny people The whole country is funny. I bet beer and a fucking speaker and it fell off and they go All you have to do is hit a fucking up the ra Anytime they're giving you a pause break go up the raw. What's that man up the IRA? Oh Political in another country up the run Dublin's fun up the run. He's a dude. You got too well Well, anyway, shat Danny you're the fucking man Bellfast, you know, northern island for the UFC once and I wouldn't do it there cars that are covered in like steel plates No way for bomb. Is that the cocktail? I don't know They were doing like what kind of bombs are we use know they had armor played in cars It was wild to see it was wild to see we saw more than one of them.

2:56:16Yeah, just shows that anybody will fight anybody any Difference it's not racial or anything. It's just like oh, you're a Protestant. I'm Kelly. I was a British then oh That was the British still you know at the island school him please. Yeah, that was the British. I thought the Irish hated the Irish No, no, no, it's Northern Ireland still not Ireland. Oh really? Yeah, still not yeah yikes Dublin is Belfast is still UK. Yeah, Dublin's Ireland. I remember the door guys joke about a Ireland was like your country worth only white Christian Catholics and white Christian Protestants Racism will find a way That's what I'm saying.

2:57:00Yeah, now it's a British. It's like the who -tudes and the tootsies. Yeah, it's like we'll find a way to find The beans were always going to find something republicans the democrats it goes on and on non -binary and regular games. There you go There's a lot of echo Yeah, yeah, one of us cannot like us With the number one like no, it can't be above us. We're number one right and trans women and real women or or a biological woman It's a weird time kids. It's a weird time. It's kind of fun. All comics. I guess regular real comics are going out Yeah From the grave. Yeah, that whole thing was they made fun of doing stand -up.

2:57:50Yeah, now it's like She's just do it. Why don't you try to do it? Just try to do it. It's kind of cowardly. Yeah That whole thing of like delivering a joke dumb on purpose. Can you believe this thing? I'm I'm writing and saying Yeah, how about you stand behind it? Yeah, we've quiff. It's too hard It's too hard and I have too much plastic in my system It's way smaller. It's proven all comic and tiny dicks She had an old comic Didn't have funny is all the writers now and the actors are like oh this is strike let me go back to stand up And it's like bitch you've taken 15 years off Did they get you're not this anymore?

2:58:38Welcome to hell Oh, it's 18 people on the Tuesday fucking enjoy. Yeah, we've been here the whole time Yeah, this is what you have to do stupid Yeah, but best job in the world. Yeah, it's the greatest There's nothing even second best. Yeah, you mean you see that norm clip. You're like I want to be that guy Well, it's just the most fun thing to do when because everybody's having fun. You're having fun there having fun We're all having fun together doing the shows And she manages being an actor and be like oh, I think this but I can't say it Yeah, let me try to kind of roll the kind of aligns with my views.

2:59:11Yeah, I'm so whatever also Marvel I feel like a lot of us starting to crack a little yeah, they're starting to crack like go bad and like crack Yeah, I'm the wrong environment. Yeah, I'm going bad. It's just like You're like oh my god, this guy's crazy. Yeah, I know right the goalpost keep moving What did Jennifer Lawrence just do a speech? Did you see that where she said like hey? We got a chill out This is getting out of hand damn she's so hot she's so hot and then basically makes her not see that's so hot Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah, it's not as nice. Can we just show out is like dad Should be my Franco is Hitler they were the one Who's playing song?

2:59:55Mel Gibson Give style on a period pull it off. Yeah, sure pull it off. Oh, yeah Yeah Oh, yeah, even bronze cannot not kind of do it. You look like another guy. Yeah, you want that that is that photo filter. She got a filter on She had filters way back here brown. Yeah, the one just to the right of that the one all the way in the right of that That's like that's the one above that Jamie the black and yellow Right of that one. She's gonna literally right right right right Right Right J That's a weird. Yeah, you already had it up. She's partially elf. That's when she knew she was gonna die Her dad was a bench.

3:00:41That's like it's like president Yeah, yeah, she's never won their one -year -old. He's pissed. That's pretty funny like the end of world war two years Got to be like president years times a hundred look how scared she is Oh She's literally dating Hitler. I just like I just like his art And in the beginning the parents are probably proud. Yeah, oh leader. Oh, you're dating the leader. Does he have his own sword very good It is weird that they have to have a small talk. It dinner like a Hopefully he will make good decisions for our country. Hey, brun Did you feed the dog average dude Hitler suck?

3:01:18Yeah, so how was that So much right hot take He's running drain I like you just take a strong stance. It's really important that you not just But also take a strong stance look into Hitler you can find out how big of a fucking tool like I was He vegetables and he farted all the time. He's a fucking dork dude. He got what he had coming from another wrong with farting And he's a painter Yeah, that's about as fucking lame as a kid Yeah, a lot of people like painting They do They're all for you. Bush really enjoys painting. Oh, yeah, Jim Carrey. Yeah, Johnny That's the drip down Hitler looks cool.

3:02:01Yeah, that's a pretty bad effort. That's I'm not bad up at a lot That's pretty fun before the shit hit Right now he's just starting to use liquid cocaine intravenously really starting to plot his future He was like some of these Jews are good tailors One ball He only had one yeah, no way boxing like Duncan same birthday No, no money one nut one nut Two nuts Imagine if Duncan is what Hitler would have been with the right parents and the right The real problem is determinism. It's like here. He's bored at what time I feel it happened to him and a young guy. He looked out way to burning man He did have only one test to go to research your claims, but that's what I would say to once he's dead.

3:02:47Yeah Yeah, only had one nut that piece of shit. Oh, it was a one nut one Yeah, if Duncan if Duncan went through World War I maybe he'd be a little different He had an undescended right testicle said Perfect it's evolution Ideally that both of them in there protect you from nut shots It would protect you but you'd over him on So it's about the sperm count So bring my conf back in the schools we need the sack of the article that's always served sound bite You know one of the things they found out with monkeys is that the size of their testicles is directly attributable to how many promiscuous females are in the area Interesting it grows bigger they got more more gizz They're just around That sucks.

3:03:38I got huge balls. I think it's sisters Hit them self -believe tough two forms of what happened What is it? Penile condition two forms of genital abnormality and undescended testicle an erratic condition called penile High -boast Badias in which the reed for opens up and the underside of the penis. Oh, yeah He could come out of his ball sack Wow I got his favorite thing he sucked his own dick while he nutted it You should get the shit on from me get hard He's shit in his mouth What a weirdo And it's Dean weird dick Harvey weird dick. I'm seeing a pattern here. I'm really brilliant You're a columbo The worst thing of So Hitler Hitler was bad enough, dude.

3:04:34We don't have to make up Lives better dick later. Yeah, let's keep making up lies. I like it I like it. I like that he killed that fucking mustache He killed eight of the name eight of No, he'd off is still around There's a lot of like one power All the real thing is ever done some eight officer out there. Oh, yeah, yeah It's pretty funny fucking name, but that mustache is a wrap. Yeah, that's a wrap for that stash. You're pretty close and the other guy Charlie Jackson far off had the best chance of keeping a going. I know He was like eight off was too strong. Yeah, but people forgot about Charlie because of the mustache 2010 article new Jersey loose couple loses custody of son named eight off Hitler article by Barbara Goldberg Oh Of course Goldberg has a problem with this Jocelyn area nation Campbell She's a nice people watch that really good point.

3:05:36Oh these these people are why The thing the thing you imagine like no one's like that. That's actually these people They're obviously not smart Also test positive for meth right now. Yeah, yeah, if they're not in jail and you can grab them and fucking get a sample Yeah, 100 % they're met out their kids are rooms decorated with posters with no frames people Not wrong but unusual decorative features And nice Jesus Christ children were strapped to their booster sheets for unusually long periods of time mid -ungoing domestic violence You stay in here for a minute me and my dad got to be on each other for a little bit.

3:06:21Yeah, don't forget Hitler Yeah, don't forget our son. That's the fucking That's the real problem we call and everybody you disagree with a Nazi. Yeah, cuz there's fucking real No, it's real. Those are just those are for real genuinely their larpers That's they're retarded very well, but they might follow the retarded It seems they pretty fucking committed to it the name in their kids after it You can't just assume without knowing them, but they're not like a smart side of fucking me. I'll tell you us too a smart Nazi Wouldn't name their kid hey, we're Nazis. I'm not saying they're smart, but they might be ready.

3:06:59They're I think they're retards They're gonna do it, but they lost their kid the government was instantly everywhere in the community was like No, yeah, you're obviously a bad parent. I think you're even trying that Right, well, this is gonna be the best thing for the kids the booster seats while they beat the Oh, yeah, that's like That's a bigger problem than the words. Yeah, and they didn't take the booster Yeah, they got that's what it's abilities I could have always like trans is mentally problematic, but like Nazis. They're like no, they're made to decision Yeah, but who supports that who says Nazis made a decision only retarded.

3:07:37Interesting point. Yeah, nobody says that Interesting point Jewish man. Yeah, no, they're just we talk nobody's pro Nazis. Those are obviously not a Nazi That's Or your anti -Nazi no, it's pro -Nazi this If you're a dude today with holding up a swastika like on the side of a highway You got to drive by and go that's Get him in the special Or some some people will pull over and beat the fuck out of you But like that's just a guy with Tourette who has the end word of dumb guy. Yeah, yeah They could be like really like handicapped. Yeah, that's what they're sure. That's what they are to do that Yes, I'm gonna stolen by other people just people like almost people like I don't know I found a great a green shirt.

3:08:25Well, that's how they enter the Salem witch trials How because these two women just kept calling out everybody like their witches their witches and eventually they were They're witches and the people just kept walking Women ruin everything even ruin the Salem witch trial even the greatest moment of our history You got to ignore it. You imagine how nice that be the fucking check and be like nah fucking killer. Yeah I don't want that seeker getting out Heart -ass Dude that girl blue me so well You know what the cause of that stuff was right what yeah, they're fucking grain Urgot. Yeah, yeah Sony and there was an early frost and sometimes when they have an early frost they'll they'll have high concentrations of Urgot Which is a psychedelic chemical So these people were essentially eating tainted grain tainted beers all the their stuff at Urgot poisoning and the Urgot poisoning can kill you But it can also make you trip balls So like it's very similar apparently to like LSD So these people were like drinking beer and eating and getting fucked up it taking some soup Yeah, wife flies out the window And you don't know what's going on you think which is a real yeah, I love it Can we replace the stone ape there that we've heard for 20 years with this new This is the same thing it's the same exact It's real similar because this is like you know when I was in Greece recently.

3:09:50I told you about this right? We went to a couple different ways. Yeah. Yeah, yeah We went to Yeah, and the side of the Illusini and mysteries that's the wildest one That's what they were doing the psychedelics and this is what Brian Murrersky's book the immortality keys about So we go to this place where they invented democracy they invented everything and they did it So they were tripping balls She's very funny to admit or invent democracy. Yeah, look maybe everybody in this room should decide what we Wait, we can have a fucking system where everyone gets an equal say what if this five was here one Fifth well, how does that exist without tripping the balls?

3:10:31Yeah without tripping balls like wait, but I own land like I know I know That's how it was done forever until these guys started tripping balls and no one who's not tripping balls is gonna come up with a system like that And that's our number one problem with politicians today is no one trips balls None of these people are trips So none of these people have this idea Tripping trips Joe you should get every presidential candidate in here and trip fucking balls That would be big the doors Who do you like to get um do mushyers mushrooms with the most well Trump would be I don't want to wash anybody.

3:11:16No, yeah, but if you're gonna like do mushrooms like do a breakthrough dose Yeah, giant toast with one president. Oh, yeah, who'd it be Lincoln? Lincoln yeah, but alive like someone who like exists right now like you could actually make it happen I'd like to talk to bill about what he did Yeah It'll be close. He makes Bill you could he might hit you with some knowledge I would do Obama because I think w you'd cry. Yeah, both of you break down and go Would start thinking about the other more people he would see the bodies 100 % if you tripped. Yeah, they would be marching to a pink Floyd song We'll take you off if you've got some secret like that on the back of your head Mushroom like you you are just trying to paint fucking pictures of a dog and meanwhile your administration was responsible for how many unnecessary dance how many Yeah, what's the number get a bomb up?

3:12:18Yeah, hunting that shit must be hot You just go with the Rangers if you're a bomb up and you go Hey man, so when you have this like plan going in and then like where you did going out to like bug you at all and are you gay? But yeah, he'd be like yeah, man Yeah, I had to shut up a lot of shit. I think they say you was that good of a guy That's probably impressive. I think he was in on it from day one brother. He's like I'll do whatever Hey to gay most drone strikes. Let's go. I think he's a very smart guy I think the only way to be successful as a president is you have to run that game the way everybody runs It's like getting in about who dies that overseas you try buck in the trend you get the trunk treatment, so yeah That old trunk treatment.

3:12:59That's also crooked. Well for sure. That's part of the the beauty of this all Yeah, you say about my president There's your Bob Dylan's thinking about the same shit that's happening now. Oh, I blocked that Bet the thing is just like there's crooked and there's like legal crooked right exactly That's a sack. Yeah, yeah, we can't there's an incriminate crime We can't pass this There's a lot of legal crooked we up. We're all aware like Congress fucking insider training. Yeah, it's legal crooked You can't charge him for it because it's not illegal, but And that one's controlling whether it's illegal Yeah, so we're in stock when they know that they're gonna pass decisions Crazy Why anybody votes it's a fucking crooked system you're entering into they put why even bother less are two evils like yes Ah, it's all people they're giving you they're both fucked.

3:13:49I know it's like just do you live their life? Well like Trump I don't want Trump to win just because I don't want to talk about Trump right next four years That's what Jason playing he likes Biden better because they got I don't have to talk about it as much Yeah, I don't want to talk about politics. That's a good point. Yeah, brother They put Martha Stewart in jail for what what did she do? insider What did she do? It was like she knew about something and she goes I'm investing anyway What I said when She made money after your side of Spotify deal on every podcast like yeah, he told me he was gonna sign it So I invested to like most of my money in it Who to call to invest your crazy?

3:14:29That's hilarious, but that's what's great about America Obama two terms he has a Spotify podcast cancelled Would it be inside hate this is a good question would have been insider trading if I bought Spotify stock? Yes, yes, yes, really Pete Rose shit Because you have an idea why it would yeah for sure it seems cocky But you know one of the founders of the company dr. Samuel Wax saw was arrested for advising friends and family members to sell the stock Oh the other way before the FDA made the announcement and the stock price dropped in price Yeah, but wait hold on why would it be weird for you or legal for you to say oh I'm about to join in this company Yeah, let me buy a bunch just believe it myself.

3:15:08It's not a guarantee Exactly, but I don't that's just a insider knowledge right it could have gone down Yeah, you could have been like fuck that dude. I'm not using it's obvious for retrospect But at the time there was no like guarantee that would go no and you know true No one expects it to do bad yeah, better than it did in the other platforms Yeah, people are like hey, that's a bad idea a lot. I feel like this is a bad idea Yeah, you're not being way better, but like it wasn't like a guaranteed thing So why would it be illegal for you to go I'm gonna Invest a bunch of my money in this company that super slippery.

3:15:40I did. Oh, yeah. I bet it But I bet it's super slippery. Yeah, well, I made over seven point two million dollars investing in that Hello, they say hello. They're cleaning up. Appreciate it. I stay away from all that stuff I don't know when people ask me to invest in things. I'm like, uh -uh I don't have you don't even have to do anything like oh, but I do Because then I'd have to think about it. Yeah, just deal with it. Just deal with it I'm not interested in thinking about anything other than the things I enjoy right so I don't I don't like any sort of structure like that where you just constantly think about Or crypto yeah, yeah, a lot of during the investigations of I'm clone authorities discovered that Martha Stewart had sold 4 ,000 shares of M M clone M clone stock She owned the day before the FDA decision was announced avoiding a loss of around 45 grand Why don't you just charge your 45 grain?

3:16:31I go why you got to put her in jail you fucking assholes and meanwhile how much money The fucking congress make insider trading and you put poor old Martha Stewart away for 45 grand We don't have double standards Inside a trade we're talking crooked legal shit. We're done for she wants to jail But now she's back and do it and she would see 190 5 ,000 as a penalty wow 45 grand what a badass. She took it like a man. It was went and did her time I'm great, but really if it's only 45 grand you're really supposed to just take that hit on the stock market right there's some weird shit like that Yeah, 45 grand to Martha Stewart.

3:17:12That's a wealthy lady. I'm sure she doesn't give a fuck about the 45 grand She's fine. So maybe was it hurt? I had to be her call. Yeah, well, this is why somebody went into the hammer at a Pelosi's house truth I was just a crack. I did insane guy. Did you ever watch the video? I did it was wild. It's pretty scary. Yeah, ball peen hammer I thought it was I thought it was a gay hooker at first. So do that because Paul's gay, but Paul That's the fucking forechan influence Paul held his own pretty. He was like now everything's good Felt he kept his drink. That's where he fucked up. Yeah, I was two hands on the hammer.

3:17:50I know what he's since resistance two hands of the hammer But that's a real alcoholic. He was now. He was just trying to like hey everything's good. Yeah nobody's passed right everybody relax that guy's eyes Looked crazy. That guy looked crazy. Yeah, you got to go two hands on the hammer If that guy hits you in the head with the hammer. He's got no shot there He's always shit. Yeah, but that guy wasn't in any good shape. It was a tactical mistake But he was strained at the hammer if even if it's someone who's weaker than you like look at that big Look at that guy. He's just struggle with a medial of the cops jump in and separate it Just grab it both the cops the cops were like yeah, what though?

3:18:29What's the other hand on a drink cocktail I'm gonna be in lit out of your fucking mind and it just enjoying a Netflix show Yeah, we're just laughing. I'm gonna have a podron tonight. Yeah, and dude. He was snoring hard when he got hit. Oh, yeah He's gone forever. I'm gonna guys have seen you guys seeing people get knocked out and snore. It's a weird town scary scary From a guy that old is really scary because that's an old man. They got hit in the head with a fucking hammer. Oh He's not over the same. He'll never be I mean, I haven't seen him since I don't know Okay, I don't know mom getting knocked out like that What what Jesus I was like, oh shit.

3:19:11She's dead. What happened? He fell down the steps holy shit drinking Thanksgiving You see people fall and face plant on Instagram she From the top of the steps fell there's a wall to pull the steps and her head hit the wall. Oh my god Oh Thank you leader. No, no, and now she was eating some more. Yo's and drinking some red wine. It'll do it So her mouth her mouth was purple and me and my sister over there and my sister looked at me It was like you got to give her mouth to mouth and I was like You got to give her mouth Just a one moment where I like looked at her mouth and she's like A lot of Oreo crusts like for you.

3:19:56Somebody else is doing that I My mother's life I thought for real. I thought she was dying and I was still like nowhere I'll tell you speak it a night. I made a lot of money on omali. Oh Fuck that to do with my mom We're making fun of her. No, it's funny. She's alright. Okay. She's cool now. She's good She's just out of me saying this on We had a fun night. Yeah, oh you're one of the funniest part So when you get there we called in ambulance. Yeah, cuz we like hope shit mom's dead I was the only one keeping my composure my dad was upstairs. He didn't see it so my sister was like mom's dead It was kind of sad to hear my father like that horse, you know, I mean that like yeah And he called a name of the ambulance came and she was she had already woken up by then and Everyone was like surrounding her with like you are right.

3:20:57She's like yeah, I'm fine. My fucking hand hurts though Her hand was shattered She's got just really embarrassed because I hear but my hand hurts That's our Oreo eating hand Yeah, she's going for an Oreo She did get that Oreo. Yeah, shout out bar. Yep. Do you guys see Rose Nama Unis is broken finger from her last fight? No, you see that guys leg I don't know. Yeah, I did see that guy Oh, that's two different guys. Well it up demo that my Russian guy and one another guy. Hey, is UFC is MMA debut? It's a freak accident a freak accident It's like it's like a destroyed really really yeah, it just fell back Oh It's It's horrible It's like he's like exploded.

3:21:54I don't show James. Oh god damn it. I can't come on Jamie. This is worth Jamie Show me Louisville basketball players You know what nobody's ever a sleeps on now Joe Thysman the original Original one of these yeah, he's he's this Is the first real leg break in the wrong place Lawrence Taylor Sleep flicker action No, no, you got to show the close up. We're in a flea flicker. That's funny. That's a Taylor called in fucking an Air lift Here we go Shout out Jamie free spring That's nice. It's funny that was it you didn't pronounce his name like Thysman Yeah, they changed it no name so he could win the high.

3:22:57Yeah, he was Yeah, yeah, Joe Thysman. Oh my god. That's so scary. He didn't win the high So did he come back from that and how long did it now he's done for was it? That was a comeback at all no, he was just like he walks now What's that famous? Oh UFC fighter other than Anderson Silva's had multiple fights with like having that surgery and Been successful and Anderson wasn't really how was gone. How's one one fight? Conno, right? We don't know you don't know until he fights like Chris Wideman there was a lot of hope for Chris wideman, but he he looked like he was having troubles You know, it's hard to say it's hard to say how much ever it was brought to bars who's a bad motherfucker 85 Thysman suffered a Thysman look good.

3:23:44I'm not sure the Tibian the Fabulous is right leg when he was sacked by lime Career ending injury so that's it that was out. Yeah, what's he doing? I think it's a real hard one to break and come back from Tyrone Spong broken in a kickboxing match against GoCon Socky's another rough one I bet you still sort of feel it every time you plan to joke right? Yeah, okay I'm saying He kicks him right? Yeah, he kicks him. Yeah, he's like snapin half that's a famous one and he's come back And he's done some boxing, but and I think he did one MMA fight, but I didn't I don't know how many kicks he threw We got taken down a bunch there's also an NBA one.

3:24:27It's pretty wild Shocked me. It's just I think that leg bone down there is just real vulnerable man Yeah, they put it back together again. I don't think it's ever quite the same here we go. Oh no Make me fucking keep seeing Where right? He came back nobody even hit him. Oh my god Make it with a lady Crazy like how weird your your body so vulnerable basically like no chance Blomal shit. He's probably done that a hundred thousand times. Yeah No, don't keep doing this Jamie Jamie. That's enough. Jamie. That's not I'm a man. Oh my god Wow I cracked my little one not the tibia, but the fibula I got one one how so I get kicked I got kicked with a heel that like dug right into that thing And I had a hairline fracture of it.

3:25:27They last for a while And I fought an tournament with it. I put soccer pads on it those hard soccer pads I put those over and taped it on oh Yikes, I was at the first Anderson one. It didn't make sense. That was it was horrible The Anderson when he he wraps around like a wet sock. Yeah Yeah, yeah, you know like what it's crazy thing is Anderson did that like it happened to Anderson to Chris on Chris Wide men. Yeah, and then Chris wide men did it on your eye hall like For such a rare injury and for one guy to be involved in two of those crazy and his whole career It's kind of nuts. It's kind of like the nuts the Lincoln Yeah, J .F .K.

3:26:07It was a Lincoln the Lincoln was shot at Kennedy Theater hold on I got a lot of money drove a forward and Ford fuck Lincoln who killed Yep, I thought if anybody was gonna have a real good shot of coming back It was gonna be wide men because it was like because you're such an animal just such an animal You know if anybody figures it out it might be wide men And was in the speed also The virus is fucking good You go put your headphones on oh yeah, you're gonna want headphones for that Yeah, then assistant named Kennedy and assistant named Lincoln. There's all types of but he was in a Lincoln when he got shot Hold on Both of us are both South Harris or not all accurate.

3:26:53Oh, some of it's bullshit. Yeah, fuck of course it is Damn it both of us back before the internet, but the CIA didn't kill Lincoln Because he wouldn't go to Vietnam now. Hey, what's the greatest bullshit story? What's the greatest bullshit story before? Probably Jerbal in the All those amazing which is they made Stewart with the pineapple come bon Jovi No, that one wasn't all the same person. I like that one But I love it. Yeah, look at that. There's too much New Richard gear in the durable he must hate that he must get that all day long So glad people still talking about me Famous fame What's the primary source of that because I had heard that like Did he used to be a Scientologist?

3:27:47Yeah, I'm when he went on. I'll expose you That's what's what is one theory that but was that real was that like in in Scientology you got to reveal all your dark show that but was Richard Gears Scientology? Yeah, but even the Buddhist and they did the Buddhist movie and and they became Buddhist and right after that it came out Whoa, that's what they say So wait do you think he actually showed the German? Yes, yes, what are he taking this to a new level? I'm going to the theory. He's like let me tell you everything I've done. I thought Bring it up to me. Yeah, he's near him Oh, it'd be like if you were like I actually did get the vaccine.

3:28:24Can you imagine that that's not I imagine that You're You got the vaccine. Joe Rogan got the vaccine. Do you take the vaccine get booster skip it. Just get boosters Shout out to CIA dude to give me Fucking down If you're not getting back see it's literally like holding a loaded gun to someone's head It really is Any free shake check from the blog of you get a booster Well, yeah, that was the first viral before viral. Yeah, the Maryland Maryland Manson's ribs. So was he definitely a Scientologist Jamie Richard Gears. What do they got on fucking Tom Cruise then he's a scientist? On them. Yeah Why didn't that show over there?

3:29:08The will show it down he could show it down. He's probably the number one reason why new people walk through the door That's true. I want to be that fucking guy from mission impossible. Yeah, it looks great. Where braces 150? Let's go. I don't have so many so my friends love Tom Cruise The rules. I just don't have it. I don't have the love for them. No, why I'm You with the vampire now I understand there's greatness before tropic thunder Come on He's amazing. He's amazing Try a comedy and nailed it nailed it the dance everything. Right. He's fucking great. I'm not saying he's not great I'm saying he's like if he was a Catholic you'd fucking love him.

3:29:46I mean obviously Here's all what they need to be down day loose So what is this thing Richard Gears one of the most outspirking religious celebrities and religious choices Buddhism Gears raised that a method is home and studied philosophy in his short -lived college Tim but it seems religions always interested him but it became in rapture of Buddhism Entrepreneurs in the palm the late 70s. Okay, so he was never in time No, you got to look up Scientology in which your gear. Yeah, so you get so I tell him Jamie have become I did it our first a list comes up that says there's people that quit and then he wasn't on list Okay, okay, but just says he never officially converted okay, so he never officially Yeah, I was on hold on that was not him.

3:30:23This is the top He was fucking Cindy Crawford too Wow, here he's very vying dude Didn't you fuck Madonna? Did he fuck Madonna? Don't you get Tracy? He also fucked a gerbil But if he's The gerbil And I made that guy rolls but if he like dabbled in Scientology and then left that might have been enough They have they had a shoe they already have a day one they got you as soon as you do the fucking clearance test Because a lot of people definitely have to see He did yeah, that's all with your gear hamsters Did you talk to science failed about it? No, what about what he dabbled in Scientology? No way yeah, he tried it You know what it is like I I was watching an info -mercial in 1994 and they had that Diagnetic book yeah, I didn't even know that was Scientology How to fucking improve your life gateway, so I order it and bro they never stop sending me shit They were sending me shit.

3:31:23I didn't even read it Yeah, they just keep going You're just don't go without play pool your Tom Cruise Yeah, um, they just had you they're like well if you showed a moment of interest They just kept sending me shit man every time I'd get the mail would be like more shit from Scientology more Invitations to conferences. This is the same. Why am with you dumb fucking I've remector recommendation I told stories. They don't call you Ristolones I did still owns it is that's a richer gear So this is the lone thinks that Richard gear still mad at him for starting that whole gerbil in that well you know story Wow It's denied it though, but that's what it's all as far as like some Restore It's as gear believes this slide started the ridiculous urban legend about gear Uh, and the gerbil here's the deal Gear in still low were on the set of the 1974 Lord is Lord's the flat push and the two actors got into a tiff over lunch one day Something about chicken grease Slice thigh and a hot dog where upon Stallone emboweled him elbow oh elbow him and the side of that Empower different far different elbow him on the side of the head the tension between the two actors became so Fevered that gear got kicked off the film which still angers him today apparently to this day He seriously dislikes me so slide who adds for the record that he did not start the rodent rumor Hey, you know he showed the fucking dribble of his butt I didn't stop that rumor.

3:32:48There's rep had no For sure 100 % he started that rumor. I didn't start it right That rumor made it to me and Boston made to Eddie Bravo in LA Me only slacker have done this yeah, it has to be you have a high profile God how do we all get it? It was true. It had to be true. That's kind of that theory If they start a rumor about you that you're gay it wouldn't catch on same thing to you wouldn't catch on Chance will catch on yeah, but if it's always like oh it caught on just that's a gay guy That's why it catches on if it's like oh this guy did this like it doesn't catch on this guy. Oh that one is sticks to I gotta be honest with you guys me and Jamie kiss at the mother ship I've made out with him at mid season I grabbed him by the back of his fucking hair and we kissed The Richard beer caught on cuz it's true.

3:33:37I don't think it's true. I think caught on cuz slime made it up Fly is that what he said made bro a magical Is better than rock how you would feel What are they assassin knowing that the body of your enemy really did fly by in the water? Mm -hmm. Wow. He really did get him. I got him with that one I wonder what they are gonna tell how did he get it out of the tree? How did he get that started it? Yeah, was it a fucking foreign policy conversation for real though? If that argument was just them in a fight and then Slie went around telling everybody that he shoved the gerbil of his ass. Yeah, that's genius.

3:34:14Yeah, that's like actually gene That's so smart that I don't think so that's just what I'm out of nowhere Look he's not even like he wrote robberies smart. He's very smart, but he did gay porn before that that's true He did porn not get more no fence no fence rocky no He did like soft core. It was like soft core That's on choir gossip columnist said he'd never were tard in his life trying to confirm that story Nothing more than an urban legend referring to not only the rich gear story, but jirbling as a whole My god, okay, juniors of falconist really. Yeah, is he really pull it up? JMO I don't love that How cool is falconing?

3:35:03Oh wait well the birds It's called jirbling. There's a lawyer that connects parents on there's a lawyer that insists it's real Of course, it's real while it's colloquially called jirbling the actual name for it from a medical mental health point of view is Form a cofelia which involves not just gerbals but other kinds of small critters as well This is a form of beast reality, which essentially deals with things crawled on you or in you Hell yeah, I saw a video of a snake being pulled out of someone's body Squared this is better than any fucking Eric Wouldn't you want a snake inside?

3:35:51Oh Like no dick moves that many ways Just tape that little mouth up Inside's out just fucking solid secure it It's called snake Jirbling The foul is the woman fucking Boots in a fucking cage full of snakes Life -size supply of duct tape Dut tape the little faces up shut your fucking mouth I'm gonna be like a 90 year old grizzled old lady with a fucking house full of snakes Trailer You'd be in a trailer fucking snakes Do you a lady one ammo would you fuck you could fuck any animal?

3:36:44Good when they kicked though you gotta watch out baby toss up Sheldon You kind of more animal I would just hold the tan walk it home Please give it to me What did we do to a fucking Gross we took a wolf into a chihuahua horse Yeah horses were small these to be really small donkey like house mall medieval time They were like closer to ponies look at that I'm gonna see ball day whoa she's got some giant balls. Yeah, I've seen mountain goats with giant balls Steve and Ella pointed out to me they're like church bells really I'm balls by the way I was just fucking around about fucking those horses.

3:37:39You know it's crazy about horses I fuck a brown bear all horses came from North America But then they all got wiped out but they had already taken them to other countries so all the horses like yeah They all started out in America America After 14 out and then they got reintroduced by the Europeans. That's not true. It is true It is true repeated yes horses evolved the more the species of horse evolved in North America Shit that's wrong. He's talking these incorrect No, they were ex they died they went extinct in North America But they already got them across the bearing straight Narejah boats These are the countries something about 1490 so horses look in a lot of places where they were using horses horses didn't come from there They literally came from North America and they came back after tens of thousands of years We're talking about so what is a horse come from after No stupid asshole not after Columbus game no before 10 10 tens of thousands of years, but then they came back Here's Columbus back.

3:38:42Okay the earliest recognize ancestors of the horses here is Eo Pippigas Salkin do fucking what whatever that word is Angus T -Dens known as the dawn horse a small North American animal mouth the size of a fox which lives in forests and ate fruits Foss shoots and leaves around 55 million years ago Yeah, over the following tens of millions of years horse ancestors grew in size as grasslands expanded around 20 million years ago So they think that they a lot of them died off You know like I think around the same time is like what was the year that they died off in North America around 10 thousand years ago They think it was a part of the whole younger dry ice impact and the all the the the idea that Most of North America's wildlife like 65 % of it got wiped out around 11 ,000 years ago Who's saber to tigers all these and woolly mammoths everything got wiped out what first?

3:39:37Can we get hit by comments? And they think that that's a myth 11 ,000 years ago Yeah, 11 ,800 that's what they think it's called the younger dry Sam Park during that's the Graham Hancock Randall Carlson shit the end of the Just on the West and the West atmosphere no it was all over the world The thing about it is survived other places. Yeah, they survived in some places. It depends on how bad they got hit You know, it's North America handing a is North America You got that word North America got pounded and so the other parts of the world got pounded we killed the buffalo They think he fucking nox to here, isn't I thought we extinct it up.

3:40:12No buffalo is still real We're still at Buffalo Buffalo I thought we got rid of them all they were just on the field Against you yeah, Buffalo bell butter on it. That's what bison is do when you buy bison Oh, yeah, what's the difference of a bison a buff? No difference same word Same male male female no, no, it's the same animal. You should know. I think they're different No bison and buffalo are the exact same thing. They got to be different. No, it's definitely the same exact thing because I've eaten chicken and bison meat. Yeah, you eat Buffalo wing That's not You know what you do at that far from that show He's looking for a lifeline all the way Fuck I had one Yeah, they had fucking North American cheetahs.

3:40:56There was North American lions. There was lions living in North America I believe it according to who dude according to I don't trust them Anybody that's like hey anybody that's like hey 55 million years ago. I got to shut the fuck up Went on safari and those elephants with it. We saw lions. We saw cheetah We saw leopards the elephants were the scariest why cuz they come right at the cover smart They're smart as shit and they hate you they could just end you oh, yeah at any time You could see him just pushing up against the tree Coming up. Yeah, they crazy end you What's the rhinos were no joke either?

3:41:33I was an Ellen elephant absolutely Bot fucking rhino really not in real life, but on the internet But like literal bot fuck no, you just murdered it. Oh, it's a disaster. Oh really? Yeah, those fights up I bet they do no nature's metal. It's always just showing you I'm not saying all of them, but I know they definitely did use to some fights up They do really yeah, they still like put like a bear and a tiger together. Yeah, we're Let them bolt out and then film it's basically Roman like bum. Yeah That there was like some place that was taken like they took like a bear and a tiger and they released them together to watch And fight as Russia China Something like either way at rules supposedly that's the whole deal with all that like fucking Rhino T is like super elite people like to be able to drink shit.

3:42:28It's like completely forbidden Really believe it gives you like no one's was the how this Epstein time I got Rhino T son. So this tiger is out How's a tiger in a black bear way we should play for us safari lodge it says we see he's had a nice This is India this is this is totally reasonable. I'm going bear. This is crazy. So wait These animals together in a cave. Oh, I've seen this sloth bear holds his own dude. Oh shit. That's a mom defending her cub Oh It fights it off you can't fuck with the cub defending sloppers are nasty They jack people who's that behind it? I got a video of a sloth bear killing a guy Yeah, it sucks pull it up.

3:43:12Yeah, no, it's the what you know I see that Match of that was it like this look like shit, too. They're like hairs all fucked up. They're like long and like Killed by an ugly meat. Oh, just tears a guy apart like what you feel better if you kill by beautiful grizzly Beautiful beautiful. I mean it grizzly with at least fucking yeah, it's go away grizzly man. No, they eat your ass first to start eating you do No, hold you down like a second leg. You're out. No, you know how they just hold you down They go down Terry apart well if he was holding me down Terry me apart, I would be upset about it. I would imagine If you come on man knocked me out, I'd be like sick That's great the next the best part But would that be a great way to sell tickets just bear vs.

3:43:53Lion Guard it. They literally did the policy. I would go to that. We're getting close kids. Yeah, we are I To say that when I was hosting fear factor with the over about four years away from the running man. Oh, yeah, it's common That's common something like that's common. I think I we might have talked about before but how sick is it they used to Jesus Christ don't go over that they used to fill fill the policy look out He's got thrown again fill the policy with water. Yeah, I have crocodile No You could fill with water and then they would have boat fights and fill the water with crocodile To be to catch a crocodile back down and bring it back Run Bring your badger fights you can't kill it you can't tranquilize it either and people are all tiny back then they're all eaten Yeah, you made sure that I got that fucking lie too How do you keep watering that place?

3:44:51They developed a system there. Yeah, they developed a way to do it It's like engineers have actually studied it and the floor lowers and raises so that animals can come to the floor Yeah, there's like the really sophisticated system that they had where they had animals and cages for the games underneath and they would lift them up through the floor and everybody would cheer Oh, it's crazy the really baller people would be in the fucking front row and they would get jacked by the tiger So they had to raise the wall because people were getting jacked who is like it was like 10 feet up Bebe like you have see get imagine then a guy jumps out of sorts whooping your ass Like a boss paper off hands trying to keep force You just hops out and knocks you out.

3:45:36Yeah, remember that Sue and San Francisco with the kids for throwing pine cones of the tiger and the tiger jumped over a 14 foot fence Yeah, they gave a reason they gave a reason like a Mexican Did these kids were throwing pine cones at this fucking tiger and the tiger they had a 14 foot high fence And like yeah good enough and this motherfucker jumped over the 14 foot high Imagine video I'm pretty sure good for that Video right that's on video marks that asking me to pull it up. Oh, no, I don't think that was just a random day at the zoo or some T. I think I'm marked damn pine cone That's a scamming obviously the scary way to die Holy shit when you know you provoke that fucking thing it was in there for years Yeah, scary that thing looked while it was flying in the In green You're the cause You know it's gonna make it he's gonna get down on the down Two pounds Yeah, I had a bit about talking monkeys in space victims taunted tiger for a killed zoo visitor 17 year old and 17 year old two kids This brother was 23 and the tiger and was 17 they died in the tragedy Tatiana got killed by a girl that tiger's like it would have a man.

3:46:55I did it. Wow the three of them got killed Is that what it's saying some other person holy shit? It's crazy because it's really jump over that wall at any time a day of the 10 by the San Francisco Chronicle the trio stood on top of Three foot railing but it not throwing anything into the pen to provoke the cat they were drunk the men had also been smoking Marrow water. Oh, it was a powerful Lately, the college tests sell show Daballi been twice the legal alcohol limit for driving And they got high and drunk and fucked with a tiger. Yeah, they taunted agitated by its eventual victims Police believe this factor contributed to the tiger escaping for the myths and closure and attacking the victims god damn it Yeah, just young matches that your kid just some young dumb kid with his friends fucking off 123 year old loser And he's probably starting at all.

3:47:44It's probably that I Yeah, Marrow wild the system. It's probably isn't the best joke But he's had a couple shots of our kids name is cool beard double never Life apart that man. We probably cut that part. It's just funny. His last his name his parents were probably like to watch out Tigers will get you. You ever see how far those motherfuckers can jump? There's a video this guy. There's no way That way come on. You ever see the guy on the elephant that gets jacked by the guy? Yeah, that's the best Whole pan is a fucking jack. Yeah, it's holy anger just torn apart Like razor blades they had razor blades for claws and they weigh you know 600 pounds fly into the air Slash that's bullshit watch That's bullshit.

3:48:27I love it. No, no, no, I know you This fucking bullshit. Yeah, top of it like what you go up to the earth No, it doesn't know it's looking for the person Oh What a dive I love to see the elephant to the background like oh I'm still filming because the cats know they're trying to kill them tall grass Dude, there's a place called the Sundar bands where over the last 200 years What a shot Oh Almost bit his head Okay shredded Mom when you fell in the stairs. Oh, Jesus The towers is arm out just Dude, come on tiger those things yeah, but they were tiger hunting. They were fucking trying to kill that guy.

3:49:26Yeah, they're trying to hunt those Things down they do it all the time down there. I'm so far either I know they find the ones that kill people some of them they develop a taste for people Oh, yeah, everyone's like America sucks go there. Yeah, you heard that old tale about the The guy would help an old man, you know, they would go over to his house every day Feed him hang out with them a little bit, you know, and then one day knocked on the old man's door no answer huh I'll leave comes back the next day knock no answer next day knock and eventually he's like this is weird So he tries to open the door the door won't open and he's like What the hell so he gets a shoulder in there and he's doing a running start finally the door pushes open the old man was blocking the door dead Dog's a them Dogs eat him It tastes to human flesh it's over Oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they're the most deadly animals.

3:50:28Oh, yeah, I'm terrified Mask This guy is insane It's only weapon as a walkie talkie this guy is insane. He's reaching for it. Look at the mouth on that thing Wow That didn't crush a mo pad you want to know something Well, you want to know something wild about mouth guess what they're closest related to in the main house No, damn it. What the whale?

3:51:04Yeah, I was watching a there's a hippo documentary on Amazon I was watching oh yeah, yeah, they spray shit at each other. They're fucking terrible They're suck. They're so scary. I thought I thought they were fun and funny. They're not No, they'll write you down. We do that with every animal is terrifying Yeah, but they like call them each other they spray shit at each other Shit, but the hungry hippos yeah Polar bears the coca -colder whenever they're fighting Original I spit in his face. They're fertilizing. It's probably nature's figured out a way to ground get him to spray There's no, but they do it like face to face in water.

3:51:47There's really there morons spraying it with their tail polar bears are at least cool They're cool. They used to be brown God look at that thing Me tomorrow on the flight home Mad night are doing blow your Come back you get to live as every organism on her hippo be nice. That'd be a fun run though In the pond all day. Yeah, even the crocodiles get the fuck out of the hippos Leave me alone. Yeah, they'll jack a crocodile. Oh fuck them up. They just put on Aquatics safari things where they go down the river and the hippos like Oh, we're going in the water chasing the boat. Oh Scary No, they're so fast.

3:52:33They have no mercy believe how fast it doesn't make sense coming out of like it's got a motor in its asshole Yeah, it's using that fucking tail Rutter brother moving so fast. Yeah, you ever see it. How did you ever see it? Let me see it. Well, it's smooth. It's it's bizarre how fast how do they fast all the guys a butt? I don't know man, but there's something fucking guy I Like Lizzo has no buffet if you are running away from that that would be a problem If you had to run away from that, that's a problem. That's like a person running really fast Like star Jones, by the way, it's time to get tired Mounted even open.

3:53:15I've bought some else show them about chasing the boat. That's the one It's so big oh my gosh. They start moving that's terrifying. They're just filming it Shoot that motherfucker. Yeah, shoot it shoot it dead. Yeah, kill it filming Monster look at monster. I thought it was worse than a fight Wow What is this in Tampa Where is he where is he? There he is Holy shit, they're quick You gotta pick up the motor No, there's actually does not look that fast now that might be late chat. It might be late to that one The other there's some other ones where they're actually chasing a boat I think they take boats out every now and then too definitely and they jump jump jump they can move I mean they're running for sure.

3:54:18How are they in the water? They're like big big cowl whales The other ones like you got it you got it right cool. Wow Africa freak This is my screen name I hate these narrated videos whoa they can die like that the butterfly stroke. That's like a dolphin They're whales So do they have a blowhole? No, they just are nostrils Why I've never felt more like that dude. How do you not find hippo chasing boat wow? He got that man? Jambo 16 years old get that guy another eagle JMO, I think you found it there it is no, there's another one. Oh, I like this one. They got cute ears Might be the one bro. I think they chase after we talking like Chad the one that was jumping up and down was the one that freaked me out Oh, yeah, I didn't know they could do that because that's like dolphin type Exactly you think pick up probably a lot of speed doing that.

3:55:21Oh, yeah, yeah Yikes you ever see swamp tours or swamp people That fucking Jesus look at that fucking thing Is that it? No Jamie did great don't open it up dude play the fucking coastal Carolina coach Like a man a coastal Carolina. What is that? It's just we might have done it on here before it's my favorite this guy's like we got too many cats on the team We need more dogs. Hmm. Yeah guys looking in the mirror like oh, I look pretty. I like pretty we need more dogs Trying to get our two boys ready to carry them to golf tournament full press right 12 cats live cross the road our doors open screens broke We need to get a new screen door but screens broke So you come in through the screen, but you can't get back out of I'm turning look There's a little kitty cat in our in our kitchen So I said what are you doing in here a little kitty cat by that time Cat turns tries to get back out the screen won't go that way cast off school Yeah Oh crazy We need more dogs boast barking in the back after you go shut bow.

3:56:30It's kind of a Hitler So I told our players I try to let it out the front door on the verge of Hitler. Yeah, he's on coke for sure Oh Meet the old ones dead I got my extra bands on I got my other shoes of be a dog Santa Clara pride shout the change of clues We need more dogs we need more dogs. There you go. It's good. It's not lying if he's a football coach. Yeah, we need more No more cats. You need people to get after it. Oh That's where the old Sanders had a good speech. He's a cat man. No, he's a crew cat. What the other day on bringing it to the hand crew and king his sons are fucking quarterback that can throw oh shit He's all there was run what he's talking about is dogs dogs.

3:57:24You ever seen a dween weights on no wristband no swag dogs Dween weights on yeah But anyway, that's fun. Anyway, you keep it warm in here 74 my hotel room is at 74 That's the temperature outside Dude I told you was hot. That's not real. This one up to 75. Is that real? That's a nation 71 All right 105 degrees outside really it is hot as fuck out that sucks dude I'm moving in that sucks that sucks because it's a teber. It's already a weekend. It's official official I think it's going on for a great time here. Yeah, listen don't be a pussy getting the song on the the heat is nothing I'm not gonna get hotter people get mad about the heat.

3:58:17I'm like. It's just hot. It's just hot. It's just like I'm pretty dry I shoot arrows out in the heat three hours a day sometimes. I hear you mean you get what to see the Pixies and the Coliseum here. Yeah, I'm a theater you guys kids hottest day. I think it's You can't even get the picture. Yeah, it's not the story. Yeah, we did get it. But that's not the story. We kissed we hard We hard we hard it was the hottest city on earth here for two days. How I think you did yeah, they got we got we kissed we hard This was the hottest city on earth. Yeah, when two days in that when the pixies play it was air as long as is June of this year.

3:58:54Yeah, no, yep. No death Valley gets way hotter city. Oh Don't point at him and look away like that. That's so disrespectful and rude. It wasn't that's it's hot Confining. Oh the hottest in this in this in the country that in the world in the world I'm not sitting the world more than instead of all. No, it was once welcome that day. Yeah, you know it was hot I know right so no, yeah, it was 112 something like that. It became below 100 at like 945 p .m This is when I go into my climate change is not real round Oh Why it seems like the opposite The climate change is real yeah, I don't know I'm interested I'm interested in both sides turned out science can be wrong a little bit sometimes Yeah, I'm seeing it's uh But that's all right, you know what someone scared me though.

3:59:42They said that the real scary thing is global cooling Why global warming scary the global They got me wrong. That's when everybody dies. What do you mean cool? Yeah cool is the kill you sage Like realize it's just way scarier than everything getting hot wait, but is that what's happening now Well, Ronald keeps freezing listen It's all dependent upon who you talk to because like at some point in Earth's history There were no polarized caps, but now there is and now there's you know greenland is all polar as lenses But we got them things change you know the the the the the shit shifts. Oh That's the thing about the whole climate thing.

4:00:17It's just like it's never steady It's never like the climate's always gonna be this it's like gender. It's fluid. It's fluid. Yeah It's like never in the history of the earth been steady. It's always done this if you look at charts and graphs I think the question is like how much are people influencing it, but the real problem is pretty clear right? It's pretty clear human's Also, it's greener now that it's ever been before. What do you mean green? It's true. It's warmer. What do you mean it's warmer? There's more green It's interesting more jungle That's like a kind of like a don't get involved you fuck out of room.

4:00:50You see the real thing The more trees The thing I heard was more trees in Canada than there are stars in the galaxy No Incorrect Because it's infinite in the galaxy No, the galaxy not the universe. I don't know the difference as well the difference is 200 The dumbest guy of all time. What? And Canada doesn't have the most Canada's that Canada has 200 billion trees 300 and eight the whole world. I mean the whole existence. What's that called? I'll say that again Jamie 318 billion trees 318 billion trees in Canada nobody lives up north. Yeah, there's over 650 billion I'm going and say nobody actually counted those You hear what he said 650 billion in Russia man again, Russia has the bigger nose trees most most bears Russia Wow a lot of landmass out there 318 billion trees and worry about her Brazil We need to bear For a few hundred percent of the country They're all hard Canada's forests account for 30 percent of the world's forests Wow wow, I didn't know the conucks had the trees They love three percent of the world's forests in Canada Oh yeah Care is huge dude.

4:02:03Can you gigantic There's more people in California than Canada Yeah, the normal country You know the country should be the best one since it's a dollar Most of it's unlivable Unemvable yeah, it's freezing the tongue don't be a pussy Please go to do go going alone go if you care so much good show you won't go to you should go on alone No, Russia look at that I have no interest in being alone 650 billion trees in Russia. Yeah, we'll rush this truck. 641 billion six That hell what's that country in middle of Africa they got a lot what does that one done there? Congo Oh That's your black panthers from good dance That's conga Oh, three eighteen Islands Canada off off off Alaska what island off Alaska what's the Amazon have Jamie what's in the Amazon for the Russian 300 million oh they're close to coming up Russia is bigger Russia has more trees in the Amazon Look at what big But if you guys ever seen that documentary happy people life in the tiger nope.

4:03:09Oh my god. It's a fucking amazing to a winner Herzog documentary Oh people live in Siberia. I will not show you the type of him getting killed Yeah, you know, they're easily on the recording. What yeah, you only have the recording. Oh my god. It is horrible Destroy this destroy this no one should see this The greatest unintentional comedy in the history of the world That's An intentional comedy of all just while bearers will be great. Oh seven in. I see the mistake like I was gay, right? So gay I was bears while he was saying he wasn't so he's walking around with a camera going. I'm not gay if I was gay It would be so easy yet But I'm not gay like that's not something Not gay people There's a fox that steals his hat.

4:03:57Yeah, it's a very very funny moment It's fun. He goes from like this is cute and then he gets really mad. Hey shadow. That's my hat Yeah, you guys scream you to the fox and the fox no where Gold's hat took it into his tent and he can't get it Yes, that's a good fox But it's funny that the fox became like his friend like legitimately like a dog man cute There it is This is pirate hat. He's like, that's my bitch. Shout out to the pirates Let's see pirate see that fox has no idea like what possession is like this is his now So he doesn't think that's his hat. That's my hat motherfucker. I just found it.

4:04:37Yeah So when this dude is pulling up to try to take it back Did it?

4:04:50Oh God Now he's serious Ghost that's it You gave it to a wild dog dude Ghost where's that hat Yeah Oh And you think this is the worst part of your trip that It's gonna get bad get ready brother Although maybe he wasn't gay didn't he have a babe with him when he got fucking most Yeah, he's probably super confused. He was calling in babes and he was like, you have to check this shit out Yeah, you had a lady with him while and she got killed too She got killed she got out she got killed too. She was apparently on video or you know the lens cap is on it But it was running and she was apparently like hitting the bear with like a frying pan You understand like they're so big that's nothing these are paying enormous bears like a cartoon I mean she and they killed the apparently the video is the audio rather is really long There's there's a fake audio.

4:06:20It's out there, but the real one is apparently pretty long. I've ever had a hard time No, I have it Yeah, this is what this is the ladies playing it for this is her ex his ex girlfriend playing it for Okay, it's he doesn't say That's his ex girlfriend, so this is a different Not the one who got killed is this real javie? Yeah, this is this is in the documentary So she's she's playing it for him and I don't even know if she'd ever listened to it I don't remember just a taste no they don't they're not gonna be No, I'm just watching hearing it Yeah, but it's uh You know that's heavy so heavy movie, but it's also hilarious so funny at the same time it's very funny It's just so crazy that this guy thought he could live with bears But he's just like hey dude You're absolutely I thought this lady's legacy is that the dude she date she dumped because he was gay She was like that's not who I'm my personality is Fucked up there the human ego is so weird eagles.

4:07:22Egos not your amigo. That was for you. I'll do the next one I know all the next so many arey how many of you had of those all yours? You got one? You're slacking I have rogo Come on jojo rabbit Baby Hey dude we're done fucking around Terri stop already Terri you guys cut it down we're over here Try to have fun dude I know Dude rogues on the scenes Sorry about us sorry that's CIA dude that's not us That's not us We're mostly cool Wow Wow Stop already Terri Russia you crying cut it the fuck out dude what's your guys problems I know I'm not gonna have fun over here people Yeah Things are just starting to get good Get Maui back Now it's gonna do It's not gonna be back to American spirit But I'm gonna be back Hell yeah It's gonna fuck with the marries What do you think they're gonna do with the um All that Situation with like people's land there Give it to Oprah Fies will come in I think that's the right move She had a property Unpatched by the space laser Uncle laser Oh Jesus He's uncle Not here you go Pretty serious tragedy Yeah for real Oh for sure It was crazy how fate You watch those videos have no past I was My thought marker is gonna rate taking I found out Shut up about real travesties Ready We're gonna mark a joke that Freezy cold beer Bomb it America Wait don't do it for the truth Don't fuck it's all me Do it for the truth otherwise Don't focus on you Russian truth They'll fuck you They're just gonna win if you don't do that Yeah Come on you have to do them one shot Are you He's gonna be cool He's gonna be cool Like the road Don't be a comment Very up You pussy Come on Quick before the song runs out It's the song runs out Runs you out Bro Mark nor man Mark nor man Green blast You have that nice marker Yes Mark is Mark is You gotta open it Open the thrills How much is left in this How much is left I don't want to pour it Oh no How much is left That looks like A little swing But man's will do it if you're gonna do it though I thought I had it Sorry Don't give me one no pressure Those last few seconds were hard It's so cool It hurts you It's so cool Fuck you Sorry I'll do another one But we do it for the truth For the truth Solve it for the truth Alcada Yes Jameo Don't get me started You're up next there Dickless I heard Dick one Greatest kick Greatest guitar solo of all time Yes No diggity Yeah This Can you back it up Trace guitar solo of all time You know where it comes This is right He would tie up the only the best part of free work This part Yeah It's true It's true It gets to this point It's like let's run Where a couple fucked up like guys Like Run bro Now the greatest thing to ever come out of Florida From Florida Yeah They're BAMMOS More than lift biscuit Jacksonville Jacksonville Jackson BAMMOS Jackson BAMMOS Come on man It's the greatest guitar solo ever This isn't the same This rules Still holds up No one plays instruments anymore It's over all over Anthony Yes This is guys having fun dude This is the United States of America dude Hell yeah Put it right in my ass Russia Cut it out Enough's enough Putin Russia we're done fucking around dude Cut it out We're sick of this war Yeah Yeah You know Cut it out Just try and get your old ass out of the way Dude we're sick of fucking Shut up Deal with your own No day dude Win the national title dude Fuck Go Saits Fuck this Clemson communist shit Bebeck Dude you can't go on bro Guys be it no day Win the national title Hershey PA October 13th Come on out Come on man This is insane Still going It's gotta hurt the fingers It's just sorry It's just question It's not even half over It's might've been going through grizzly man's head At the end Wow that rips This guy got laid Way for it Way for it Come on how much of this can we play He's got a side of the plane crash Some of them did Yes So good Damn Damn Damn Wow Still going This guy's in the zone Shred it Oh Look at us shit Look at us That's a couple of honky's bopping Honky honky's bopping dude God damn this is good They just let him run Oh man I'm back I'm just gonna hit you It's one of these songs ever What a fuck Where the music is better than the song Yeah it's like go Who needs the lyrics I like auto tune myself All right yeah that's crazy Bam bam bam My name on him My name on him Wow Damn Damn That's the name bro Step back Like let him go Jesus The guitar's got some magic Yeah It's almost over Woo I hope not Right into the sunset The wheels come off God damn this is good Oh my god Yo it's fun Get you using black people to free -bear Oh You got your back Maybe the card now it's in Just to show you black friends this song And they're like They got What?

4:14:29God Damn I didn't know you guys had this in you Yeah Just imagine being the rolling stone Everybody likes it Yeah Imagine being the rolling stones You got to follow these And like Oh And they went out on the tongue They weren't supposed to go out on the tongue And they're like Fuck this We're going out on the tongue What's that They went out on the tongue What's that They had to follow this Yes Really The rolling stones Had to follow what The rolling stones And it's getting it open for the rolling stones I didn't know that This is it Holy shit It's like when Mario Throw the rolling stones Throw the rolling stones This is it What's the tongue It's so the rules Play this So you hear Oh the tongue Oh yeah What was the order They had to order Don't walk on the tongue This is a British motherfucker Limey This is a poor jerk in back around These motherfuckers They're all over that tongue You see they have well in them Over at how we Broke their only rule Don't go out on the tongue Wow Oh they're feeling it Well Yeah You take that You have British guns They're like You can't Just put it in the back Don't do the tongue You can't You can't We can't reset the stage Rolling stones Following James Brown Just Brown We got We got We got He says Welcome to America motherfucker We got off stage To the Really Oh you know that story You know that story James Brown goes Hey we got nobody follows me You got you with the rolling stones He goes No I'm Blast I'm James Brown And he goes Well that's not the order we have It's somebody Huge Then you with the rolling stones He goes I'm leaving Fuck Goodbye He gets down the block And he comes back And he goes Actually you know what Let the rolling stones go after me Hell yeah Let's do that There you went No He's like I'll put it on the red I'll show everyone on my life Wow Follow that motherfucker Yeah Really Do I saw the killers that Fuck in Delaware And then when I Killers in Delaware They were about James Brown They were about Second to last And they were like Do that Oh there he is Is this it right here Oh my god Let me give us Let me give us It's literally It's comical I skipped through it Yeah he's going He's doing push -ups Is this him leaving No He keeps pretending to leave No Oh my Oh these crackers are nervous No wait go back Because the rolling stones actually kill also That's how good they are Oh he's bringing the heat Yeah Look at those damn This shuffle You're sitting in the back You're some British guy That's sweater and turtle neck Oh yeah Oh my god This is amazing I mean this is athleticism This isn't just like Dancer Like You have to learn how to do that Well they're all on crank How do you know Oh They're both tussleers Brown he's on Fuckin He's on serious test What were they on Coke What were they good fine He's on got a hunter Biden Bro look at his feet Yeah It's insane Damn Woo Bam What is one black lead Is that my show Obama Look at that No he wasn't there Like Mike He was gacked That lady That lady's Entrance She's entranced by James Brown Look at him Well he's a He's hypnotic He's the best Oh my god He is the best Hey Jamie Yeah Play Wait wait wait wait Jamie Brown Play the Xayere one Alright Xayere Yeah When he fought When Ali fought George Foreman James Brown opened up the show So Thrilling Manila Oh my god It was an extravaganza That was in Manila It was It was also Theirans Theirans are here The beginning of the downfall of Hunter Thompson I felt like you said Fear and Zahir Because Hunter Thompson went there And did want to watch Muhammad Ali get beat up And so he stayed in his hotel And just drank And floated around the pool And Nixon mask on And he didn't even realize That he missed He's got sent over there By Rolling Stones And missed like the greatest Yeah but he comes Back over to watch the Punicomotor second rally And do that either Yeah but this is This was important What a horrible thing This is important And he was a Louis Brown Live inside Watch this Who's this guy This man will Free Broke him on Watch this There you go Damn For a botan fight Watch this shit son What an outfit The Zanzibar Look at that stash on this guy Holy shit Right into a baby Let's go I know where the outfit out there Great head of hair Come on son Wow Wow With the mic in this stand bitch Godfather of soul Jesus God damn he was good Zair Damn Bill like a running back dude He's not a fict You have to be so athletic Absolutely You had to be an athlete to do what he does on stage Yeah Crank Just to move it Crank I mean that's a lot of Fuck For a lot of parking That's all in America It's a man's world Look at him They love it It's a fun thing Imagine that's the opening for a fight I know right It's like Chennai doing one song Right I mean this is James Brown Opening for the Yes this is Ropado I mean the James Brown opens for Ropado Yes That's crazy Everybody thought Ali was gonna get killed George Forman was a destroyer He was just flat line of people You just couldn't stop him He just moved forward Just Mowed you over with body punches He was such a He was so scary George was so He knocked out Joe Frazier And was like he lifted him up And the air when he knocked him out But then Frazier got beat up by Oh this is when James Brown was cut And I'm in Oh here we go This is amazing This is amazing A sex machine baby He's yacked up He's trying to fuck this lady I should know what to do Nothing wrong at all You're not in any difficulty But you're out on bomb No No I'm not You're just in drought Yeah I'm out of luck Well Are you out on lover Out of love Which is it I don't love How long is the night Tonight you find me Now I can't He's amazing I've worked this out I talk about some music You want to talk about music And you don't want to talk about what happened No I don't Well let's talk about your tour Why do you leave him We leave him tomorrow Kota, Rio de Janeiro Rio de Janeiro And São Paulo Your fans will have read all about this James aren't you concerned about that Yeah I said you had to count a movie No Don't get jobs No I'm not concerned because there's nothing wrong And what do you mean Jesus Right Oh man He's yacked up He looks like a bad man But a good fucking time Damn She's talking about like allegations like Was it domestic I think it was his wife No that's bullshit baby Well do you remember when he got arrested Because someone was using his toilet He chased him with a fucking shot And then he had a shootout with the cops The fucking cops chased him Down he shot his tires out Cop shot his tires out bro Wow That was good time I don't think he shot at the cops I shouldn't say he's shootout with the cops But the cops definitely shot his tires People still par like Richard Pryor Shot his own fucking car Does his wife try to leave Oh wow Yeah that's right He had a whole bit about it Yeah Jesus That was like the slap With Chris Rock But it was Because it was all over the news They shot out two of his tires He drove on the rims for six miles High speed chase through Georgia And South Carolina He tried to ram police cars With his pickup truck That's when the interview was with For mediates So it was the same It was the same year Because of that Oh he's like Oh my god I'm not That was nothing That's idiot I'm not I'm not I can't believe he got out Oh my god Police cars That's amazing You have to get out of there Oh Good lawyers Oh wait wait No that was later that year Because that article Are you going back in After that After the interview Yeah hold on Let me see He learned something Interview says April 4th 1988 And that our arrest This is on the state ofcember 15th 1988 Oh man He began serving as sentence then Hold on sorry How long did he do So he got mad because someone used his shitter That's what it all started from Somebody used his pre -ad a personal bathroom Someone took a shit and you got the super mad He's got it going They could be in that guy He's got it He's got it He's got it I'm pretty sure that was the origin of it They could be in that guy You're around James Brown You've been around famous people You're like Fuck I don't want to piss him off I don't want to piss But god damn I got to take him You're like There's no way he's going to be mad about this No He's not going to be mad He's not going to get to the high speed James Bro Did you imagine that Chipotle Did I imagine it Mad one of the air Burke, Chrysler, Shit And James Brown's toilet And what he definitely would do You have to do it A whole fuck reporting with James Brown And I'm like I'm like I'm going to take a shit And then he would come out Oh my god I took a shit And James Brown would be like Well Well DCP Have it DCP What is a habit And what is you just enjoy Exactly Oh yeah He's just trying to get through today They're framing it this way Stranger Stranger You're like his bathroom I could see that Father going Yeah I'm going to Waving his shot Stranger is using it Strangers using his bathroom The police arrived Brown led them on a high speed chase For Georgia And South Carolina He was like I'm going past that line I don't give a five Dude, taking DCP And someone takes a dump And you got a gun You're gun And you're going to stand your ground Oh, Brown went to jail At each 15 for breaking into cars Nice He's saying in the prison choir And started to ban when he got out Wow Yeah This one Rock stars or Rock stars Oh, bro He was the rockiest of Rock stars He was rules He was such a bad guy He's Yeah The movie wasn't bad about him The guy killed it The actor Who I forget Who's done the best like biopic Of a famous musician Well, there was a Joaquin Fiend with Joaquin Val Kilmer doors Oh That was cool He actually kind of went a little crazy Joaquin Fiend Joaquin Fiend Joaquin Fiend Joaquin Fiend was pretty great Yeah, that was good That's You know what?

4:25:52I don't think there's a number one Because that is Joaquin Fiend He's pretty fucking amazing Who's got some love back to the future That's good Do we Cox Do we Cox rules Yeah, who else is cutting hands Who else was there Doc, are we inside this Um Who else was there Val Kilmer fucking killed it He did kill it Jim Morrison Jim Morrison sucked In a creep He has a human He's a human He knows about I really like this door He's so annoying It's like, it's like, okay, it's deep But it's like, oh my god He's actually being around that guy He's just like, he's just like, he's just like, they're all that You wanna hang out with that guy But also Hello This is the end He was 27 Oh, good point He was 27 in 1969 Nobody knew anything We were all moonbeams Everything was sunn up for rising Couldn't get it up Yeah, that does suck Yeah, come on, we just drink We are all temperate That's just things I tell you, no killed it was Jim Carrey's Kaufman Yeah That was pretty impressive Not a musician Another guy who kind of want a little crazy doing a role A little Yeah Man, how good is that, she fell joke What I don't know much Say it Hey guys, I don't wanna ruin the joke Oh, is it still doing it right now?

4:27:07Can you write it this out? No, don't We'll talk about it after this It's okay Remember it Oh, it's a new bit I get why you got it The biopic is tricky Because like, did they really fucking say that? Do you know if they said that for sure? What's that? What a biopic Like, I don't know what he said Right, that was a good call But that was not a musician But again, we don't know if he was actually like that He looked exactly like that though Good job, fucking The look in there Damn, the blood Is the fucking man He's the best He's the best He's the best He's the ghost He's the only guy that I've ever seen I know Scientologist I know God damn fucking But he's just good Catholic There is no doubt about those That's good Irish man Jamo Jami, speak up Boy, don't just sit back there, smile He was the best boxer ever Like actor turned boxer From movie Yeah, good He looked like a real boxer He spent like a whole year training out of legit boxing Well, see that's the you know fighting So like when you watch Rocky It's like comical Well, if I watch a football movie It destroys me Or comedy movie A comedy movie like there's no lockers Oh, we don't have lockers Actually, we were thinking about putting lockers at the mother's show It's not a bad idea I mean, you should but they're were not Hurt locker We actually Yeah, the door gets out locked If somebody is in the box If somebody is in the box We just lockers for those guys But um Oh yeah, we have lives in those cars in there Some cigarettes or something Yeah, stuff on weed Shut the fuck up Sorry, we're on the air Some need, okay Okay, some need of good care For me, it's pool When people pretend they can play pool It drives me Fuck color money With video and the Color money is okay Because Tom Cruise is Look, the guys Amazing Tom Cruise is a wizard Like he doesn't really look like a pool player But he kind of does It's enough for it's not offensive But Paul Newman was a little offensive Why Matt Kahn's job Really?

4:29:01Both Woody and Denzel were fucking They can play They can play Yeah, great That's one of the other When you see a guy shoot a jumper Too pretty This is terrible I would imagine if like Yeah It's like Do you ever see Will Farrell and that uh Whatever He's like Pew, pew, pew But yeah, Rocky, you see him swing And is like a foot and a half Between him and the guy There's also There's also just Nothing but hay makers to the face Exactly Exactly Yeah But pull up Daniel DeLuis in the boxer It's pretty impressive No, I heard of the boxer No, he heard of the boxer No It's uh About an IRA guy Yeah Yeah Um But it's like When you watch the film Like he looks like a real boxer And he wasn't You know The fucking guy just figured it out He's a gay actor Is he gay?

4:29:48He's just following the law No, but actors are gay Daniel gay If you do this kind of acting Is there any boxing footage in this There's a head of that 97 A fucking acting fucking Pew, pew, pew Underrated, good looking guy Daniel gay Like a Lewis So here's the So look Like when you're watching this Like this looks like a real boxing match Really From the 50s No, no looks like Yeah, you're right You're right He looks like a boxer I mean, obviously they're pulling their punches But he looks like a real boxer He's using head movement He's not just waiting in throwing power punches They're They're docking under This is legit It's a lot of action That's pretty good action Yeah But that looks legit That looks legit That's like It's not like It's a lot of action Of course Not much stuff But sometimes there's fights like that Every now and then a fight breaks out Like that It's like amateur fights in Ireland Yeah, I mean it's not going to be a lot of decent It's not mad And good days indeed Yeah, I don't think it was an amateur But it was still You know like Yeah, I hate to go well scenario that could I've seen that happen in fights before Kevin Costner that pitching move was pretty shitty But as a golf he was pretty good Yeah Remember Paul You know That's the goal When did this go away Remember this Why did that go away Oh yeah Well, somebody had a style with it Yeah I can tell you if you want to know Black people Yeah, let's see Because they didn't have gloves on And when you don't have gloves on One of the things you realize really early on Is that you break these knuckles When you swing wild punches And you catch people in their flanks If you catch people in the forehands You're going to fuck your fucking hands up Like almost all the time So a lot of guys Learned how to just kind of Jab at you with these knuckles Ah So they're hitting each No, no, this is the way you punched people They would jab at each other with these knuckles So they stand there like this And they jab at each other with these knuckles Because these knuckles can tolerate And these knuckles can These knuckles break These over here break These two These two right here Oh If you get a break, bricks Fuckin' long If you get a break, bricks These are the ones These are the ones Okay, break and break I cracked this one once And I didn't even have to have a surgery on it They're thick It's like a thick bone It'll heal up But a lot of guys They break these down here They break this down here So what guys figured out how to do Is to kind of jab each other With these bare knuckles And if you watch like bare knuckle boxing Like they're kind of doing that now a little bit They're tense up And they're throwing big punches Like a boxer too But they're also kind of jab And each other every now and then with knuckles Because you want to catch them With just these front two Those are your really your primary weapons Your hand If you hit someone right here With the pinky on the forehead It's touch and go man You could shatter your whole hand And then you have one hand That's why I just thick the slapping What was that moving the guy?

4:32:37These guys But this is different Because these guys have their hands They're up to the vulgar Look at their hands Like they're like This is a different story here Because their hands are very wrapped Like their knuckles are covered So this their hands are protected So concrete What they're doing right here is a different thing Damn These guys have like some thick ass hand wraps on You see when he's making his fists with his right hand See how thick that is That's a padding Now it'll allow you to punch harder So this is the thing This is the rub against gloves That truly close to That's fucking blows Whatever that was Look at that bloody hand though Yeah this is much more realistic Yeah these guys have sticks Look at that Oh wow Oh wait Play that back Oh my god How do you Oh Man He just walks away Love the walk away Look at the grip Oh this is greasin the coffin They're gonna stiffened up Oh That's the perfect punch Perfect Viagra This guy stiff rigamortis Woo Hachi machi So this is the black guy Out of the way there's our whale on us No he's not black What Is he Yeah No You're done bro That's over for you You're canceled Is he black Oh my god I need the opian Bro that guy fought with jeans on Get some of that Oh my god He pulled that guy off the horse Where's the wet's bro He pulled that guy off a horse He gave him a six back He's got what's going on Time to throw down You're still a slap off But the frigget frigbear is no The slap won't catch on Bro here's the crazy name of the slap Is that weird They smith They fucking drug test those dudes The slapboxes They should never That's like drug test It's snowboarders So drug test for boys They do it for everything Don't draw Test for meth It's slap But the boys do meth Let the boys do what they do It's sanctioned But it's state athletic commission I mean that's What is the state It's like it's a sport That's okay What how What Yeah It's like guys It's joke fighting Who cares Let them do meth This is just Let them get drunk It's a care about this Let them do a little PCP Let's see Let's have a PCP Fucking division They wouldn't let him have a Guys only just fucking Yeah That would be fun This has to have been discussed before But a drug by drug division A drug Yeah only drug to live In the pod Yeah This has to be the only drug The heroin one Gonna be real boring Yeah You could totally have Like a meth champion Meth champion would be That's like you have to do meth Before the fights Maybe the angel dust Or PCP That's the one It could be the every It could be me He'd win and be like That's a last Jump right out Next You know I'm dispersing Jesus Christ Yeah it's kind of wild That we let people fight But we don't let them fight on drugs Yeah Go for it Do whatever you want I mean it's all He would be like All to admit freedom Yeah The ultimate freedom is You could fight on drugs Do whatever you want That's what the OFC is based on Do whatever you want Fight We guys know about high rollers right No High rollers is the weed competition Where they do jiu jitsu When they get high first And then like elite jiu jitsu guys Have jiu jitsu matches Slow is everything now Yeah Not really It actually makes you focus Yeah I mean It's like That guy's about to shoot Oh okay It just makes you like Much more focused Than what's going on for some strange reason I don't know how you guys do it Like you guys perform high Crazy Yeah I can't think of anything That's jiu jitsu Yeah he's just don't know Jiu jitsu Maybe be number one man Yeah he's an elite kickboxer Yeah it's um You do it because it's fun Mark Norman But it just throws everything down Where you like I see everything going on Very It's almost like the matrix You're like Oh wait Hold on For me It always gives me revelations That I didn't know I was gonna get You fight high You roll high Yeah You always roll high It was like We never jiu jitsu I haven't rolled in like Over a year No No Like an exes Wait I was starting to do it again But I've got a Elk hunting season And I'm like I don't want to Fuck my seat My knees up before I go Elk fair Fair So round of them We're gonna start doing again Okay Yeah I had a knee problem Like Like was very I tore my MCL I tore it going on stage It stubs What Yeah We tore it on stage No I started Tore it going up the stairs It was so stupid dude Because we were It was uh Doing the shi -pal shows And we were just Fucking obliterated backstage And uh I had to go up the stairs And I was turning my I was like I'm going up now And I was turning my Phone to airplane mode And I stubbed my fucking Foot Up these stairs Like this is Conqueror's hit his stubs And I twisted my knee Like back Oh And then when I was on stage My knee was shaking Like Shaking Because it's in physical pain Like it's like Yikes It's fucking hurts Did you mention it?

4:37:34You pushed through I should have mentioned it But then I didn't know what to do with it Because I hadn't done stand up in a long time And I was just starting to do stand up again Because it's during the pandemic The pandemic Now I would definitely mention it Wait, so you There's like you must think You're just just kind of like your life To a degree So it's a part of your big life But like you must know an eight You're not going to do it in 90 So like you must see I'm really a gracy dude Okay but you were like There's going to be a time where I'm like I got to stop that Yeah you could still do it As long as you do it With people like you that have good control The whole idea is you don't want to get like a Spastic young quarterback Fuck you Jacked super athlete To fucking throw you around and hurt you But a lot of guys There's just like a lot of guys that roll Like deep into their 60s Wow Yeah They just do it a smarty Al Bundy Yeah yeah Yeah Al Bundy Yeah Yeah, Ed O 'Neill Ed O 'Neill is a legit black ball Shot it Yes he is No way Yes he is He looks like a dead Like he's out of shape Ed O 'Neill Ed O 'Neill Absolutely is a legit Married with children Yep He's legit He's legit Rolls of people Yep there he is Holy shit He's legit I just randomly by chance was on a flight with him once No way Totally randomly he sat right next to me And we talked about Jiu Jitsu the entire time Get out of here Yeah we just talked about Jiu Jitsu Wow You got a lot of stuff He's still a couple of black belts chilling in first class Are you black?

4:38:56Well Yeah I've been a black belt Wow Bravo black Yes No John John Machado John Machado Wow Guy and Guy and O 'Neill Yeah Well We got in a pool with Vincent D 'Affriyo yesterday So I don't know what the fuck you talking about True He's still around Yeah That's out of the office And in a hotel Vincent's jacked by the way Really? He was good He was good Pull up Vincent's an age How old is that guy? Because he was fucking jacked I just got him confused You said Vincent D 'Affriyo was the reason why Vincent Gallo Very different Remember the Buffalo 66 guy? Yeah Brown bunny Not so tough Oh that guy, he's jacked now He's jacked That was 64 He was jacked But he's like hanging in there for an old guy No, no, no, no I saw him get out of the pool He was fucking thrilled He was jacked for jacked He was talking to anybody Bro, how good was he and full mental jacked?

4:39:50How old were we talking? He was 64 Oh, 64 He's fucking strong He looked good for 64 He looked about 64 He's got some hair still Yeah, gray but full How good was that guy and full mental jacked? The best He was better than that You know what he was great in? What? The fucking alien movie Man, I'm mad and black He was great Man, I'm mad He was fucking amazing I'm mad and I was running into a baga I'm not being a fool He was fucking gray in that movie I mean, to have a guy who's like a serious actor Yeah Go hard in on being a bug He's sick Yeah, inside of human suits That's a kingpin Holy shit Good kingpin He got fat Is this a kingpin in the new one?

4:40:30Newer one Hey, the kid The radio rules The Nafio rules I told you We had to pull you trying to be a nace That's already the nice thing It's the same once he started doing TV Like all actors The character goes pretty downhill That's crazy talk All his greatest stuff was before CSI It's crazy He being nasty though That's a rough one I think it was a rough one Oh, you did it for a decade I'm now a TV guy Instead of a film He did it for a decade He's back in movies Yeah, but it's just the thing about those shows or socials And comparison to the movies that he's done When you've done full metal jacket and yeah, I get it I would look like a shirt I'm talking about a hosted fear factor I know what you're selling out Yeah, but the problem is like when you're doing that When you're that good Yeah, TV's a different TV's Chaff TV's good now You got your breaking bad Because of guys like it was an asshole That's true too He did the best he could for CSI But after that 2001 He wasn't the same show He was about like each talk You don't know shit about his career I've seen you've been saying that I'm sorry You didn't know You're dating out of your league Because he looked over There was a lady sitting not next to him But a chair I hope you don't Smut on Vince You're the man Shout out Shout out Vince You shout out I'm saying from M .I .B.

4:41:48Dude, we love you But I looked at these guys I was like Yeah You see that? Yeah he was like Yeah Not No, no That's his age And I thought it's the same I was saying Yeah, was you think that's a guy from fucking Yeah, yeah I was going no that guy's not like an older guy Didn't even want me You guys have the same age We are Yeah, no, dude What? You and Bug Or at least 70s Like a makeup job killer That fucking movie was fun I'm not being a movie That movie Every guy is good Dude, they're all good We need a good fucking alien movie Can we see the tag of the block Who? Tag the block What aliens tag black people Yeah, that's how it is Yeah, in England Really?

4:42:38Yeah, it's black I'm not Attack the fucking ghetto in England It was For real? Yeah, hold their own What year was this? Like 2012 I'm like that right around there What? Attack the block Yeah, it's like some teenagers in London And they like they fucking fight the aliens What? The alien tag Oh, it was the guys It's guys from He was just saying it, but it was pretty funny It was a star wars guy Well, it jumped away, like a Oh yeah Before That's another Tom Cruise movie War Worlds War the Worlds He was back in that No, it was He was back in that War the Worlds rules Pretty fucking good I think Tom Cruise rules He rules I'm just saying, look, I've got a deep -seated argument You told the back He told the back He's not Top ten No, ever He's not a one by far Um, so this is blockbusters?

4:43:23No, exactly, that's where the argument changes Yeah Where it's like super star blockbuster He's the, it's by who's definition For decades, he was He was For decades, he was It's, oh, the new Tom Cruise movie Okay, Brad Pitt No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, nobody is here He's an R -Dota caprio Behind him No, Leo's good Not as long That's the thing, who are? Here's the thing about Tom Cruise Tom Hanks Not as big Jack Nicholson Tom Hanks is not as big as Tom Hanks Jack Nicholson is not as big as Tom Hanks Tom Hanks No, but he's like not as a specter Tom Cruise Not a movie I don't know, I think he's more likeable But here, the vampire was so long ago Here's one thing you have to consider That's Sam Ryle and Tom Cruise Kalabra, I know I read a port Gravenil, Sky Great, Mission Impossible All of us Listen, interview with the vampire Mission Impossible Mission Impossible is Vin Diesel That is fast and furious If you liked that, you like fast and furious He's your only Top -Gloan Top -Gloan Tomorrow But how many missions and possible are we talking?

4:44:24That's fast and furious How about Kalabra? How about Kalabra? Kalabra is killed by Kalabra He's amazing He's better than all of those guys No one's talking Tom Hanks You don't know anything I don't watch movies and waste my time He's in gold, remember I don't know Are you saying I'm not right? Are you trying? Get the caprio up Fire the caprio No one goes out And also Here's the caprio movie There's a Tom Hanks He's a dude He's stupid There you go I'm going to say Tom Cruise movie Schwarzenegger movie Show like that No No, no You're going to a Tarantino movie That's not a caprio We're going to say Tom Cruise The Revenant The Revenant But 5 -6 movies tops Okay, Ari's a hitter This is crazy Not a hitter I'm just saying Tom Cruise Schwarzenegger You're going to see them He put out, hold on, hold on He put out gangs in New York I think within the same week He put out catch me as That's great, but you're not going to see it The caprio movie What do you say?

4:45:21What's bigger than God's case in New York No Gage of New York is a director You're going to see a director's movie Drunk old jail Wait, you're going to see New York Who are you going to show up for? Wait, who are you going to show up for? Scorsese Scorsese, exactly I'm going to say this Scorsese movie Not the caprio movie If you're going to see aliens Who are you going to see? Yeah, but people do get to see the caprio movies too Check what? Ridley Scott Yeah, exactly So, but Tom Cruise Tom Cruise, you're going, I'm going to say Tom Cruise movie Schwarzenegger What's the other way you went to a movie and said I'm going to see the Tom Cruise movie Tom Cruise movie This is not like Steven Spielberg though So there's a little bit of Same -wise stuff There's a little bit of crazy Yeah, for sure People always go to spill or smoke It's crazy to always No, you're going to see It's a car I'm telling you movies Okay, okay Somebody's in a T -R -T in a movie, like that's great I didn't But I'm still going to see a T -R -T in a movie You're very sure I'm going to see a T -R -T in a movie With kindergarten cop I'm going to see Schwarzenegger movie Okay, nobody's comparing kindergarten cop With one in caprio's career I know, and I'm saying It's not a tool I'm saying, later as a caprio You're not going to see his movies Yes, you are No, you're going to see movies You're not, but some people are Why is that so hard?

4:46:39I'm just saying, more so You're going to see a Tom Cruise movie If you're dumb enough to go see a Tom Cruise movie You're going, I'm here to see the Tom Cruise movie No way What is it? Tom Cruise is possible Get, well, guess what dude? What? They get away with it The mission was possible For the seventh fucking time There's another crap movie Here's an interesting stuff For the sponsor's own stunts Who gives a full Toligerator 4 .7 billion dollars Who do you think's gonna be more? Right below him at fourth place Who? They know it's a caprio It's a caprio, if it comes to The top three are all Marvel characters So this one is...

4:47:15The top three is not, the fourth one is not So... Tom Cruise has been a stunt leader For like 30 years Who do we guess? Yeah, yeah I'm saying to caprio Shorths and Edgar Oh Chris Pratt Shorths and Edgar's are both pratt And Jurassic Park and... Okay, who is it? We give up Tom Hanks Tom Hanks That makes 80 years fucking mouth bitch What do you mean? He's a buffence He's a star of the universe Wait, what about airs above that? Airs above the stars All the stars All the... It's not that these guys are good They're just like... Indiana Jones above Tom Cruise in this You know what's a great scar of Joe Hansen movie?

4:47:48What's it called? Under the skin? Lucy was one too But this is a movie where she plays an alien She plays an alien that takes over like a human form Starts fucking dudes out I wish she would take me over I wish Who is it? Who are the top ones about Under the skin? Semi -all Jackson was number one But that's because the Marvel movie was... Oh, real? It was true It was adding up the profit of movies They'd throw it in and then Robert Donigin Robert Donigin, yeah, I know it It should be guys who were leading the movie I mean, Marvel movies What happened to us that that's like What we really want to see More than anything It's superhero It's just a guaranteed lock It's a lock Is that a weird fucking...

4:48:29It makes sense though Uncle Glazer What is that about our society? We made all these movies over and over again And then it just condensed down to the perfect... All of our whole time We made it Dorito And the Dorito And there we go I like that We got them in guys She goes here She goes here And they fucking fan -ish She goes the same kind of plot line, right? Species made me rocked her child Oh, yeah Tasha Hentris She's not a fear factor once No, did she? I had no idea it was a celebrity Really? Nice lady Very pretty You're taking Tom Cruise over Tom Hanks For sure Tom Hanks Tom Hanks had a great career I'm saying there's different How do you guys do that?

4:49:09How do you get in here? Tom Hanks had a run Tom Cruise had a run Tom Cruise had a crazy run He's still having a run He's still having a run When was taking care of business? Hold on Risky business What was that? T -86 86 till still now No, no, no No, no, no I had a lot of new ones You know what I'm just speaking You know what I'm just speaking 40 years I love speaker You know what I'm just speaking I'm talking about specific runs where both of their It was just here Tom Hanks was amazing For us, Tom Hanks Tom Hanks had a run Both came out in 94 Tom Hanks had a run of Tom Hanks for us, Tom Hanks for us was crazy Tom Hanks had a run of saving private Ryan For us, Tom Hanks Fucking green mile You forget about toy story He had all the cast away He had like a Sauter fucking Thing you do But then he now he stands Now he can Shorter and hoot Even the birds are punched Find all that shit What's he doing now that you don't like?

4:50:06He scrolled down Oh 98 He's shit It's crap Man called audio Man called the best He was the best He was the best He was the best He was the best Not really He was the best He was just in He was just in Elvis He wasn't his movie He was the best He was the best He was the best He was the best He was the best He was the Colonel Also you cited Tropic Thunder is great Literally all Tom Cruise did a scream And dancing that Fair enough Fair enough So show you a fuck Yeah, bitch has a Fair enough That movie rules That movie rules That movie rules That movie rules My naughty report is great Jeremy Gwire Jeremy Gwire was the Yeah, all these were great Interview with the vampire Interview with the vampires No one saying Any of these guys are in America That's the problem You say one guy is better than another guy Everyone's like You think this guy sucks They're all amazing That's the point of having a fun argument Yeah, it's exactly Jack Reacher, the whole Jack Reacher series Jack Reacher He's still a fuck action star I know it's a I know it's a I know it's a I know it's a I know it's a thing doesn't make sense I thought Jack Reacher was good When it came out Recently I showed my friend Chris O 'Connor Who loves Tom Cruise Rodog Bro, you've never seen Jack Reacher This is so good We watch it within 10 minutes I was like, dude It's so hard for real My bad I didn't know I was retarded When I last What is Jack Reacher?

4:51:28This is for Moron This is who Reacher shows On Amazon, it's much better There is so funny watching what Reacher That's what Reacher was supposed to be Reacher is supposed to be a Giant guy You know, heat Fucking In the books Heat sucks Yeah, the rules He rules He rules I got a pistol in this The guy is going on that He's a man He rules I got one big heist in me But oh shit The cops are actually trailing me right now Well I guess we can't do the heist No, do it anyway We gotta do the rules The cops So stupid It's so stupid He has a dinner with the cop I was like, I'm never gonna stop looking at you Well I'm gonna keep doing this fucking heist That's great It's so retarded It's so retarded It is retarded It's like, it's like It's what I'm doing And then fucking with the mess They respect each other I know I know but I respect you enough to not go for it right now You're based on the Hollywood shootout But if somebody was like, hey So you know We're watching you Don't rob a bank You're like Well I definitely can't now But that's how big of a zigo No And he still almost got away with it It's so dumb It's like It's hard enough to do a heist Yup Also every loves the only have with the chick I know it's just like Dinearo Dinearo is better Dinearo is the man Yeah it's actually a surgery It's an ambulance acceptable If you're talking about best Best active ability Sure I'm gonna show him best acting ability Tom Cruise is even close It's the biggest star I'm saying Tom Cruise Cause 40 years So you were often But fucks Tom Cruise Dinearo's hair He had his hair Went like a real man So the Tom Hardy But fucks him Sure sure Sure sure I'm saying big star for many years I'll be honest For coming off like Don't ask Obviously It's all just stupid Iron Man They're all great Two drinks dude I've been putting these Traces down You do this every time we do this You do this And you have two ships I'm pretty That bottle is still full If you're going to see John Ron Look around look at what we're doing These are this is water This is trans fluid Howard man Howard Who's that?

4:53:31And I've been doing the eagle We were giving it on a wing one We gotta go on soon Shane there's only two more left Let's fucking finish this Uh oh look at short shorts coming in Is that Daisy Duke? Joe's ready to take my suit I might have to be hanging out of that thing What's that? Shit What did you say? He said America fuck yeah Oh Let's go Norman does this every time we do this He doesn't get fucked I'm going liquor He has an head too soon Let's go John I just keep going I'm smoking weed Yeah it's good boy Yeah we're gonna live a weed Alright, give it a weed Hold my voice over there Not smoking weed Iron Iron Hold into town for the weed You guys want to do real drugs?

4:54:13I'm high as fuck Let's do some ketamine Let's get it from Duncan The county made his tub I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry He just got to make sure you got the right Yeah, are you out of the toilet? But Duncan, do you play the music? I don't know I fucking completely froze I'd have bailed on that McConnell I fucking completely froze Macon A's better than Tom I mean, we have The right mixture What happened to Macon A? Did he run for Mayon? Macon A rules No, no, no, he was gonna run for governor And then he was He was hit run the MLS Yeah, why would I want to be a politician? Jesus Christ He could help people just like talking Yeah, just being cool He's so fucking cool Did he get hair plugs?

4:54:57Go I hope so Yeah You guys want to know I hate Tom Cruise? Why do you hate Tom Cruise? I love Hitler That's why He was an anti -hitler I was watching that movie I was like, get this stretcher Norman going for the whole thing this one time Dacquery rules Norman going for the whole thing this one time Norman Please Please Mark Yeah Good job, good for you Good for you, boy Woo And then the watch goes off This is at least one Yeah, man It's a good time for comedy We have a great fucking life Another run of the watch Shane Gill is a special on Netflix right now Mark Norman specials also on Netflix Let's wrap it up I guess so We should keep rolling What the fuck is that?

4:55:48We got fucking eagle up for you guys It's quarter seven We got a fight I have an eating today You ate Yeah I don't know, I was like I was alive, oh you know Okay, I did eat I forgot I ate, that was 12 hours ago It wasn't one I got It was a kill to me Killed to me, never existed It's eight o 'clock We got an hour and a half at ten minutes But we can show a blade, that'll start late Does that make tacos in us? Did you guys talk to Tony? Does anybody talk to Tony? Yeah, I haven't looked at my phone today What? About what? But whether or not he knows you're coming He knows He gets 70 years from him Rick Flair, the other guy Post Malone Yeah Who knows anymore?

4:56:27Post Malone, that's what I call the years after cheers That was a deep one She is this Christ Post Malone You know what, you're like getting into a deep bar already You're gonna talk about moving your own psych Post Malone Screaming about something Oh my God, people will scream at it It's Barry Sanders and Smith better Some dumb shit like that It's screaming Because there's no right or wrong I know, that's what happened It's the best You get a little drunk I've been in several bar fights about I'm Bruce I've seen Serpico Great movie Yeah, great movie You know what I'm saying? That's like the kind of bar scene Where about he's in Serpico?

4:57:08Alpichino, Daugher, Napkin, Nights And Screams gibberish All he does is scream Who? I know what he's like Because she's got a VIA That's a shit movie That's a shit movie That's a shit movie Ferrari blind Oh yeah Don't hit anything Irishman, you can watch him fuck up a line And they just kept it Well no one made it to that party He's in the middle of a speech And then he's just like You're fucking You're fucking You're fucking Keep fucking it What happened? I'm really keeping it I can't really I wasn't just like trying to be a really frustrated guy No, no, no, that's what I mean I think they have to do I think they have to do it As far as like this is how people actually talk Right But I think you fucked up I don't know anything But I will say I think Pichino and Jack Have been making up their own lines For the last time They got a big early on good set And then they went and leave If you watched it departed And pay attention to anything Jack says that entire movie Oh yeah Jesus rat This is gibberish start to finish He's just like a wrestler I don't think he No laundry Yeah Throw his cocaine on the girls pussy He said don't move until you feel numb Bitch They let him go Never an amulet He was a poganist With someone do that When the body's in the match That's the best part The girls have been a big fucking dog Let me have this You got a cheese eating rat And then it brings up questions Crews couldn't have done this Coke out of roll I would love to see Crews coped up Leo Rules Oh the accent's bad Bad Social security numbers Yeah Still such a good performance Great movie fun movie Yeah, the famous craft Internal affairs What are the best?

4:59:07I'm not the fucking rat Okay He looks young He was Damn He's taking the growing pace I bet he's the most of what I do on the idea that you're good He was still hot He's gotten a little bloated Yeah, he's old now He's ancient Who He's a big guy Oh yeah I'm talking about Leo He was an easy writer He was great Yeah, five easy pieces But Oh, I'll go Matt Damon Matt Damon's pretty good All these guys are great All these guys have great roles Matt Damon's just He's a fun hang I bet Matt Damon rules But come on Yeah, he's not in the running He's not in the running No, no, no, he's great But he's not in the running He's about Johnny James Johnny James Johnny James Johnny James has been It has only obviously has What about Christian Bill He's got amazing character It's like who the fuck is this guy Christian Bill destroys Tom Cruise Yeah, I'm out to get there I don't give you I can't say the best starts You're great, man Fucking Batman Fucking Batman Fucking Vice Vice is one of my favorite Great, great place He's the same guy Nick Jainey Without prosthetics Without prosthetics Same guy that played American psycho played dick chain machinus was the best to me.

5:00:27He was gone and that he sucked The movie was that good. Yeah, it was so good. He was good. The movie was great. The movie was like what's really funny is Every every time I've had this drunk Tom Cruise argument. Yeah, this is how it goes. You keep drinking you're like Christian Bell It was good. Yeah I I mean, well, it was good. Yeah, look at that. That's an actor. He went from bone -thin to fucking bird fat Yeah, that's We've been waiting to talk about this on here before we then Vice is one of the devices designed to like make you maybe not like him and In reality it just makes you be like damn to change the man So good.

5:01:14There's a part where he He gets you a There's an underrated there's Sam Rockwell's an underrated Stories Tom Cruise but fuck Tom Cruise bro Crazy what's that movie play with?

5:01:34You're supposed to not like the movie and then There's part where Amy Adams is is like you better change you're I'm gonna leave you and he's like Okay, I'll just oh, yes, I'll be pretty good You just his wife is like you just got a DUI and a drunken fight you're a big loser I'm gonna leave you if you don't become great and he's just like Okay, yes, and they just takes over the entire world. Oh, yeah, what is that he just becomes the most powerful man on earth? Pretty sick. I was like I hear you look at acting. I'm a CEO a large company I Steak corals Phoenix walkie Phoenix Top five Holy trailer put on the Napoleon trailer Haven't seen it.

5:02:29Oh, I've been fucking rock hard from the police. Oh my god. Let's watch this trailer Yeah, stupid, but he's so cool watches look at that Ridley Scott best director. He's great brother died 1790 this is a fucking flick An example are France will fall This must be a huge budget. Oh, what would you do with this assignment of defense was transferred to you?

5:03:22Jeez I promised you brilliant successes Wow Great director, sure Banger All right, it wasn't that sure by the way And pulling Been there So What do you think As a came Alexander the great they just have a And urge to take over Yeah, I made himself the king yeah, let's get some drive Has held the world With his egg which isn't and his lack of simple good manners You think you're great You are just a tiny little bird. It is nothing without me. I Don't get the lady to hold his wife forces up in sweet Majesty we are discovered good I'm the first to admit this is good pod right here Oh I simply never do Marvel horse shit or mermaid Giving the boys rules they made him look like he rules the point does rule I mean I mean now after that movie a lot of people like I like it J.

5:05:31Herl it is he was buried in a tomb in fucking Paris. They said they made the the awning lower so you had to bow your head before you go to see his body And Hitler goes no build a series of mirrors so I could look at his tomb without having to bow my head Well, then that actually makes he the rules. Yeah, he respects it I'm because I do not comply with your rules Actually, he's said he wouldn't go in with the occupied friends like build the series of mirrors and he goes There's the thing look at me not by my head Take him down That cocaine talk I Was Napoleon think it was five six Which back then was no, but he was always surrounded by granadiers who were those big tall hats They were like the biggest guys in the French army Pretty sure back then man the people are shooting muskets at each other just running at each other shoot Fucking ladders coming up on the wall Fuck man Poor fairs hands on We don't like playing no computer games to fucking blow up a village now no drones Animals They're all riding animals.

5:06:43Oh, yeah, not to mention the BO You imagine what is this Jamie? Tim looking at Napoleon's tomb. Yeah Where the mirrors look down on me where the mirrors. Yeah, I think you heard a nerve in legend dog rock Brought a man to it. He said he what it says he brought him here to it Urban legends god him it also He was a big obviously he was a big Napoleon guy obviously. Yeah, and he was desperately trying to avoid what Napoleon did in Russia and then sure enough Hey, go repeat the exact same thing that Napoleon did Wow, anyway, shout about a curse. Let's go That's the big one I never know. Yeah, that was the one that was one thing that I know idea going we'll do this now We'll take out one massive super power right now and they're like you didn't and your fuck.

5:07:34I don't know if you got that right I don't definitely don't I just can't stop talking. I just give us Got a roger. Isn't the battle of curse the one This kill Tony's gonna be sloppy. No, I don't think so. I think I'm I think I'm alright. I How are you feeling? I'm a little wonky. Yeah In a rowdy stand -up I love how it's like riffs on his girlfriend's navy sea likes no I know I did this for two straight years Everywhere to this Boys goodnight everybody Comedy You