#2071 - Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk

31:00I know, but I was such a sucker. I was like dude Samsung phones Pitch as iPhone look at this I wish the iPhone had that too kind of yeah lie to me The moon I want to sexy or picture the moon lie to me Yeah, yeah, it's weird the whole filters thing is weird when people use filters for videos and you like hey man I know you don't look like that. Yeah, this is crazy. Oh, yeah, yeah, what are you doing? Are you animated? Yeah, you know what's really dark. Remember that wish dot com saying What's wish dot com? We had a ink fest we had a filter picture that we put filters on and we posted and then someone posted a real video of us and said It was Kim Kim congan on wish the Kim congan in Sarah you order Kim and Sarah that you ordered the Kim congan from wish or whatever I was like that without a filter So that's where it'll get you if you start using filters then you can't really you just gotta it actually makes you look worse in real life I think and it's making everyone look inside our lifetime.

32:11They're gonna reverse aging How do I say that lifetime inside our life? I've actually always believed that so I really like to hear you say that I've been terrified of death my whole life And I've just convinced myself to feel better that by the time I'm not old I can go back I think they're working really hard on it and they're coming very close and I think there's gonna be some improvements in But whether it's you know whether it's Pharmaceutical drugs or medical technology. They're gonna figure something out because it's a simulation and we don't actually ever end That's a bird christian says he goes Yeah, though that's a thing comics I think I have to die No, I've read I've read into that that's mental illness the comics have I have that too.

32:57I'm like I'll never die It's like you are like in such denial. I accepted it. No, I'm like death. Yeah, yeah It's feel like it if you think of the fact that you're gonna die it makes you live every day differently No That's how I feel you well it definitely will if you feel that way I think about it all the time and instead of like fearing it. I'm like okay well Fuck it. I'm having the burrito You know what I mean? Sometimes you gotta self -care as a burrito yeah, um If you live your life with the gratitude that you're alive you'll do better that I do for whatever reason If it's because you realize you're gonna die or it's because you're just happy to be alive I'm genuinely grateful.

33:40I'm like we're very lucky. We're all very lucky me and my friends are all lucky We get to hang out with the funniest people in the world. We do the best we're all talking about it last night The green room like what a fun hangout. We do the it's the best We're really lucky. We're really lucky. We are so much fun last night. It's so silly so much fun It's so silly when I'm around comedians. I found not around comedians. I get homesick for them That's a stand -up said he goes I could quit comedy, but I couldn't quit comedians. Yeah, yeah It's really about the comics the hang for me is the hang is the most the hangs why I got into it I got to tell you that hang was it.

34:16It's the clubhouse like Ron white always says and he's we got our own clubhouse It is comics clubhouse That's what he's saying when I'm knocking on the door can I come in he's like no It's so up in there too with the time and the screens and it's like it's so perfect You don't have to worry about even like you've taken every single worry about a comedy club away too like when I'm at clubs I can't even relax in the green room because I'm like running out asking the host How long do they have when do I have to go up you just sit there you see the timer you see them on stage You see the fucking clock there's lights everywhere.

34:48There's lights everywhere. It's right there There's a light in the hallway. There's a light right above the stage in the back. It's great. I have a question Do you do believe in reincarnation? I don't not believe in it. Do you think you were something else in a past life? I don't know Sometimes I think I was a 1950s housewife in a past life like I'm overly connected to that time period and I'm like Was I in 1950s housewife? She comes when she gets hit Dreams like what do you ever wonder like what if you ever repeating dreams? Yeah, oh my gosh I had to see a doctor because I had the same dream for five years.

35:24What is it? I was at at this beach. It was my college town I was at this beach and I would be in a haunted who I would have to stay at this haunted place that I was moving into But the beach was beautiful like it was like a paradise, but every night I was like skate. But I always remember we found out I was also having the same dream. Yeah, we were going to the same places in our dreams But I also saw on tiktok that a lot of people were going to the same dream that I was going to What yeah, they were describing the same peer I was at and like everything this is after you put yours up This is after I this is Russian disinformation.

35:56That's how they're trying to break us down No, this is something I hadn't even talked about publicly For a while until I found that tiktok of a bunch of people saying I've been here too and then describing it And even down to people saying like oh my uh, there's someone even like and then you can see how many people agree by all the likes There's one that had like a lot of likes and said I go to the beach every night too the same exact beach except I have to stay in a haunted condo I'm not a bunch of people Imagine if Freddy Cougars real stop because I had that dream too, but imagine if it just starts happening Imagine if we've done so much bad to the earth that we've really opened up Satan And and demons I hope not you in your dreams.

36:38I think look now Okay, stop Cuz I'm really scared This is worse than solar flares you can't go to sleep, but you're always tired If you go to sleep Freddy's right for you the music I don't like it imagine if everybody really starts going to the same place in their dreams and then some people start dying I don't like it. I don't like it. I mean at first they blame it on the vaccine of course Yeah, then then they start realizing no These people are all dying of internal hemorrhaging that we can't really discern What while they're sleeping? Uh, this is a new disease. What's happening? No, no, no, no they're getting eviscerated by demons I don't want to be eviscerated by demons at night.

37:24You get eviscerated by demons in your sleep And then you wake up you know it's a dream. You know if you wake up you can get away I don't know what that cross joint did to you You're always gonna want to go back to sleep though Do stop your staring at me every time you go back to sleep They're just ready and running at you and you're tired. You're tired cuz you're sleepy. You're always tired So you breathe in the air you're breathing too heavy like god why am I so tired so quick? I gotta run faster. You can't run because you're making horror films In the demons they know exactly what he won't give up.

37:55He won't just run She has to your heels. I don't like Demons nipping at me. You're like a being demon hypnotized and they're laughing because they know you're scared That's what they want. They want you to be scared So they're laughing they're laughing right behind you because they know you can't get away with it Just running just fast. I don't like it. I'm worried. Not worried at all. They're demons. They're holding a little pitch forks They're laughing and as they laughing you're getting more scared because you know you can't run much longer Do you think it'd be fun to sex with a demon? No first few seconds You're too like fuck you mom Show me show me that pitch for That's exactly how it feels This is for everything you've done for me mascara runs down I have a rear you feel the scales No I have a reoccurring nightmare that I'm back in college and I have Calculus test Yeah, that's a I'm scared I'm not gonna graduate.

39:00Yes, it's reoccurring like all the time I used to have dreams that I failed one of my exams that I had to go back to high school Yes, I have that I have that often like reoccurring and also my teeth fall out like I had one of those I touch one and then they go like dominoes and they all fall out and I'm like no There's supposed to be some connection with that they say people that's like you you feel like you don't have control of your life Yeah, that seems about right Joe I mean who does I'm really perceptive guys Yeah, no fucked up dreams, you know I had a friend pass away like seven years ago And that this is really this is scary not scary.

39:45It's pretty trippy, but very true I was dating someone at this time and he was staying with me and I had I never had night tears where I woke out About my sleep ever in my entire life and I had one one night where I woke up and I because I had a dream That someone came in my room while I was watching TV at night in my bed And they were wearing a hoodie. I couldn't see their face and their face was like blacked out And they sat next to me in bed and then pulled out a gun and shot themselves in the head and died next to me And it was someone and I could tell it was someone I cared about because they wasn't scared when they were sitting next to me It felt like a friend and I said like why did you do that in my dream and the person said I'm sorry I'm dying and then three hours later I got a call that my best friend died and that was the dream I had that night And it was the only dream that's ever woken me up out of my sleep where I was like so terrified I woke up Kimma is a little intuitive It was really weird.

40:36Well Kim's a little nutty. She is And most nutty people they they can sense some things that mean like you ever wonder like skits of fronics when they're running around Talking themselves. I'm saying I'm skits of running. No, no, no, no, I'm not but if you ever wondered it maybe someone's talking back to them I think that all the time because sometimes I hear them say things that make sense. Well Yeah, I mean I also went I went into a when Brody died I went into an actual psychosis. I was taking um Adderall for a lot of years and then I stopped taking it suddenly because I wanted to sleep and I was so sad that he had died I abruptly stopped taking Adderall and it put me in like this Wild psychosis and now I talk about it all the time because it's so it's so mass like prescribed It's insane.

41:23Well, it's an infetamine. Yeah, it's math. Well, it's it's better Yeah, you're gonna take one I take Adderall. Yeah better. Yeah, yeah, they have it dialed in As much as they can you know exactly what you're gonna get right the dosage right isn't it fascinating that it's okay to take that I mean they say you need it for ADD. It made me say you need it It really like because I got I started taking it in college right because I was like I got to do this paper You know because as a society we put so much we put a spotlight on productivity It's like how productive are you being like yeah and and not really on well -being and because of that I got really addicted to it and then when I started stand up I was like a personal assistant during the day so I'd be like on Excel sheets all day And then going to do stand up And so just like a wake and a wake and a wake for like 10 years and then I'm like it's really nice to sleep Not being on Adderall make it so nice sleeping.

42:18Were you able to sleep when you're on Adderall? No So how how many hours a night do you think you slept? Probably like four Whoa, and they weren't real it wasn't even real sleep Because it's not you get like a tolerance to it right and the company that fucking person listen to this this shit's crazy The company that person okay to get Adderall there is this place Um, I went on Yelp and typed in Adderall this place comes up Jesus, I'm not joking this place comes up the doctor who prescribed it to me Um is now in jail because he was prescribing stuff to people like Willie nilly Yeah, that's real common.

42:57It's really scary Well, a lot of these doctors are also taking these things Which is interesting because if if you're a doctor and You know that these things work and you decide that you have ADD or whatever and you go to your other doctor friend He writes a prescription for you, right? And now you're taking Adderall and you need it because you need it like a lot of people just think they need it because It is probably great. Like I haven't done it. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'd like it. Oh no you like it The trauma tapping you You know why Yeah I'm typing on a computer. Yeah, that's what it reminded me of but yeah The when she when you went through that that was like fucking Crazy it was so scary.

43:46It was crazy. It was really scary. I call the cops on her my parents dead too Yeah, look it's hard people get hooked on pills. There's a lot of pills they can get you Every day to not be on it Brandon shop broke his nose in a fight Um crocop we fought Mirko crocop and he got his nose smashed and he had to get his nose fixed and they put him on oxys And so he took the oxys got the surgery. He got it. He means his nose was destroyed gets the takes the oxys and Then just keeps taking them just keeps they like long after the healing process He's fucking taking them all day long and finally his friends Just came over to his house and took everything away.

44:32Yeah, he's easy. You got to stop and but it was hard He said it was fucking hard. It was really hard to get off of that I'll do and then now I know I have some friends who are still on it and there's like a shortage of it So and there's people that are hooked on it and there's this shortage of it Like nationwide and it's really fucking people shit up because they've been taking it for so long Right and then the problem is then they go for street Adderall which is cut with fentanyl Oh, well also a lot of people get on Adderall because they want to lose weight Yeah, and when you're a what you know hungry no, it's so fucked up That was one of the benefits for me too Because when you're a woman everybody's Yeah, yeah, it's like it's like a it's like so easy for women to get addicted because you're just losing weight and being productive What what exactly what you're supposed to be doing I baked a pie and also called my grandmother And the house is clean and I'm a stand -up comedian and my hair is done I'm telling you right now I don't remember who said this but it was a famous woman she said if like If my apartment's clean my work's not doing well It's like it's like for me it really is one or the other if my place is clean I haven't had a set in a couple days You know what I mean like I've been at home if if I'm doing well My shit it's I have boxes in my house that are just half open I got bags of stuff.

45:49I'm like I don't know what that is I've been packed from the last trip before the next trip Yeah, that's really interesting. It's really interesting. She said that I think creative people would probably agree with that Mm -hmm Like especially when you get on a like if you're on something like you're working on something You like really into it. I don't give a fuck what's going on around me That was like focused on what I'm doing. I got empty cans and shit. We just wrote We wrote a movie together and that whole time my apartment was fucked up saying Same it was a baritone. It was a baritone. I was writing.

46:22Yeah But you I tell you being a creative is embarrassing being a creative. It's embarrassing It is you're meeting because you're really meeting at like coffee shops in between our house to go to right And I'm like allowed right. I'm like. I don't want anyone to know what I'm doing I would rather people not know. I'm writing a script and Sarah's like okay We say throbbing instead of pulsating. I'm like I'm like I'm like exterior day I like it embarrassed and Sarah does And I think you cooked that part of your brain off with that Yeah, it's just right That embarrassment I'm like Because if I hear people writing a script out of my Okay So I know people are dreamers.

47:20That's what I mean and people don't realize that I'm not So they don't know and they think I am even though I shouldn't care I don't give a fuck what these people think all right exterior day. We're in the attic. Did you write that? You know, I talked to this guy Mark Greeney. He's a guy wrote that book the Gray Man and the did that Ryan Reynolds It's Ryan Reynolds, right? He's the one who played it and it was a Netflix movie But it's really good book series and he writes in coffee shops I'm sorry Did I read man's Ryan Gosling? God damn it I was fucked those two's up. They're both great. I don't You're right.

47:57They're both great. They are great. He's really good in the gray man and it's This guy writes in coffee shops and I was like my wife you got a house like why are you writing your house? It's different people like writing in public around people they want to feel people's weirdness and energy It's fun to people watch too to like it gives your brain a break If you want to test your friendship write a script with your best friend. Oh, yeah, do anything with your best I break stuff with people. It's it can get taxing. I can it can But then we went to Hawaii and we healed We said that Hawaii healed our body saver the man It did it healed us we were we were in kawaii and boy did we have a time we had you guys are such a good complement of each other though like when you guys are doing your podcast You it's like watching like if you ever see a show where they just take two people and they put them together and they force them to be friends Like that's called kiltoni That's how we met that's how we met Right exactly.

49:03I mean you are spot on with that. That is exactly what happened We were both the regulars had to do a minute together and then eventually you're like we should write this together every week Yeah, and then we're like oh, I guess we're best friends you guys are just a good hang and so like that comes that comes across when you do your podcast Yeah, so you just talk and shit oh we get into adventures because we're actual friends, you know There are so many people that ride their bike on the highway out here. It's wild. I hate those people What are you doing? I was watching this couple and they were riding their bike everyone's going by them literally Two feet away Go in 60 miles an hour and they're on the side pedaling their Anything can go wrong anybody could bump someone anybody can get a blow out all that shit is happening who is Who is who is and you're like dude?

49:53I know I'm about here being healthy I'm a how about here looking to wake them my life No, I just saw a cyclist on Thanksgiving Yes, all what I'm Thanksgiving and he's like I'm biking to my mom's house 25 miles away, and I was like like up a mountain It was gonna take seven hours and he was gonna get there for Thanksgiving dinner I'm like just go eat dinner with your family dude like yeah, just go eat despite peloton call it Well, I guess it's an adventure that way Yeah, but it hurts the whole time you see those dudes that like walk all the way across their country There's like these crazy trails that they do like was that the Appalachian trail?

50:33I think are you man as you could do stuff like that Days and days and days and days of walking and they have these little places They can camp out on the way because other people do the hike too So you're always running in serial killers. You ever walked my name? That's enough. How many serial kills are out there in that woods? So many serial killers like that's probably the way serial kill if you want to find a serial killer go to the woods Go to the woods don't go to a trail in the woods in the middle of nowhere. What are you hiking out here for? I do love hiking Me too It's hard as a woman, but yeah, it's fun.

51:09Yeah, right I love being scared. Yeah, you're in the woods already. Yeah, bringing yourself into the woods Yeah, I don't even have to drag you in there The last time I went hiking I went on a different hike than I normally do with less people because I like it more But it's like never anyone around and it makes me a little nervous So I did it and I could see one man at the top of the hike and he was just there the whole time I'm like And then when I got to the top it was a door guy from the comedy store Oh hey Kim Hey Renee I know it's Renee That's so funny That's funny Yeah So I was like thank god Yeah, there's something about being working outside that I really love like it feels very calming and meditative and like Like life giving for you back sure You're in the sun.

51:58It's good for you. Yeah It was good for you. It was so nice to it was our like first real vacation and so long when we went to Hawaii If I'm at the beach I'm pretty embarrassing dude We're supposed to get sun all the time That's one of the reasons why you feel good when you're on vacation. You're getting all that vitamin G Tell Joe how I was in the ocean Sarah's tanning Yeah, I'm like snorkel on Have a tube where the water is breaking and I'm trying to dive through the tube I'm riding the tube onto the sand and flipping my I like I If I get a beach on the sand I don't leave the water until like my lips are like blue and my hands are like wringled like I'll just like flow With a snorkel like I'm dead and let the waves wash me in and drag me out and wash me in We got to tell Joe hours I it I never gets old to me.

52:48I tell him about the turtles About how we got here. Okay. I got humiliated and Kauai And she gets embarrassed. I don't I didn't give a fuck. Oh, I got embarrassed because that we went to this beach where I guess the sea turtle swim up Poipoo. Yeah, Poipoo and I'm like very aware of like not touching anything staying away giving everything its space So I'm trying to do that But the tourists are kind of chasing the turtle to where it runs into me And it's trying to escape and I'm trying not to move so it can go around me But it doesn't know where to go and right then this lady comes with a megaphone She's like step away from the turtle She's like you're just an I already And I am mortified I'm like I hope nobody listens to the pod I'm getting oh my god.

53:33I'm getting like in front of like a bunch of people getting like yelled at and then she's in flippers And I'm flippers so you have to get out of the water in flippers Like embarrassed while everybody watches you leave She's like I couldn't I couldn't want to go for like four hours. I was like who gives a fuck She's like taking pictures of the turtles. I was like no, they all know me as the turtles Because she said I was stressing them out. I was like I didn't you are stressing the this Like that. She was like a turtle beach Karen. I was like bitch. You're stressing us out one of the most What is it?

54:11Lions made mushrooms This is literally an Omega vitamin You didn't have another mushroom. I just had an Omega C. Karen's are a special breed. Oh C. Karen's I was watching a C. Karen once in Malibu In Malibu these guys were on the beach and they were fishing and they caught a stingray And as they're pulling the stingray and this lady comes out of her back porch and runs down the beach yelling Put it back put it back in the water. Yes, no put it back And you do not have to put a stingray back in the water You can eat a stingray if you so choose to Like if you wanted to yes, I think you're a taste good.

54:53I've had it. I've had I've had skate on a menu No, I had it on a menu at a restaurant. It's very good. No, you mean it's like it's like a fish It's interesting. It's an interesting flavor But I mean it's something that people eat So like if you're fishing for food and a stingray comes in I'm pretty sure you're allowed to eat them Google and find out that's true Pretty sure you're allowed to eat them. Yeah, there are lots of C. Karen's but the C. Karen she came out She was like They comply Because it was that that's all public land. That's what's so wild about having a house in Malibu You know, it's like super dope house It's is illegal to catch stingrays allowed statewide mostly taken in southern California.

55:32Okay, so it's totally legal Your loan my dad was a fish. You don't have to release them. It's I mean catch them means eat them Yeah, so you can eat them, but this lady was demanding imagine catching and releasing stingrays You know that you know the movie the perfect storm do you remember the movie? Stingrays are cool. They are cool and they're I do remember they're kind of cute Like sometimes you look at them and they're smiling. They do look like people oddly like aliens got stuck inside of a fish Yeah, they do seem alien like same with jellyfish Yeah, they're unlike an alien alien is hell the sea the stuff in the sea very Alien yeah, I agree you know they they did some study recently where they showed that jellyfish despite not having a brain They seem to be able to learn Now they're not trying to figure out.

56:15Well, how have they learned I know how they learn how vibes vibes man they feel the vibes feel to vibe yeah You know, I don't have a brain to feel the vibes. What we live in a vibrational Universe where everything is frequency it would make sense they feel the vibes they're vibing out down there They just go with what the flow is they're very uh, they're very jelly -like they just go with whatever the Energy is doing already That's why it seems like they know you guys seems like you came up with this theory together and you discuss this Oh, I just thought of right now. I'm Sarah came on board with me and I feel like we're on to something Are we not on to something?

56:48Well, no, I think we live in a vibe thing I think we live in a vibrational universe and the things enter our experience based on the things that we think in the world that we create And so when you think I just think if the fish are flowing this way the jelly is gonna go this way too And it seems like they know what they're doing but they're just kind of going with whatever is happening around them Poisonous as fuck like the box jellyfish which means they know they need to be poisonous So which means they're aware that there's danger so they're sent to you in some way Yeah, they have no brain, but they're aware.

57:20I know a lot of people like that I know A lot of jellyfish Especially if you think about where box jellyfish live. They're australia right? Australia has great white sharks in there. Australia has those little cute Octopi that is octopus pie. I think it's octopi Octopi that are the little blue -ringed ones that look like you can pick them up at the killio Most dangerous one of the world. Octopuses Octopuses the blue -ringed octopus. Yeah, it's like very cute and small and they have videos of that one That'll kill you. Yeah, that'll kill you. How come that guy has it on his head? It's like one of the most dead the most deadly octopus It looks and people pick them up all the time because they're beautiful.

58:03I want that in a jacket Yeah, so what is it have us dinger like a bite? I think if I remember I think it bites it's nickname bro. It says blue -ringed octopus nickname bro It only attacks humans when it feels in danger if you're trying to corner a blue -ringed octopus So does two types of toxins for hunting the other for self -defense It a blue -ringed octopus ejects tetrodoxin a harmful toxin that could paralyze and kill a human adult in mere minutes It's 1200 times more toxic than cyanide. It's crazy. That's wild Holy shit, there's no known antidote. No, it's the same kind of toxin that puffer fish out.

58:50It can kill 26 full adults with one bite Oh my god 26 full adults in one bite. Yeah That is so crazy That is so insane. It is insane right and there's videos of people that pick it up They think of viral because they don't know better so they're playing with it in the ocean And it's like oh god and thank god. I mean, I think that I think they've also they had enough flex thing about how Octopier like really smart and they're like have the average Yeah, brain of like a five -year -old child or something So maybe some of them are aware and don't want to kill people when they get picked up but well they figured out how to open up mason jars Oh, yeah, they can they can unlock doors.

59:33They can they I think they said that they can memorize Shit they can memorize shit and how it works Well, they think this they have this tank that was set up next to another tank So the one tank had octopus in it the other tank across the room had fish in it and fish started missing And so they set up a camera and they found out what was going on was the octopus was climbing out of his tank Walking across the floor climbing up at the other tank jacking a fish Eating it and then going back into his tank The comedian and me imagine it jacking off the fish and then eating it But for some reason when I was imagining it the octopus was wearing sunglasses and the whole story I mean how insane is that the thing figured out that it could get out and walk in a place where it can't breathe well They can fit through anything that their eyes can fit through that's great no matter how big they are okay Also don't quote me on that But how would it how would it know that it could get out and climb I mean what Joe you want to hear the answer?

1:00:43Yeah, bye It just knows it just know the same way the the everyone knows everything Bye, why was he felt it out one day you were like this feels right? How is he humans the first two humans know to have sex They were just like this feels like we should do that right well, but it was way before humans right how did the first Living organism that was multi -cellular figure out how to mate a little a little a neat thing a little horny cell Right, what do you sound? What is this octopus doing? Oh big octopus versus small holes? This is a porn I think they're gonna pin up energy in this room was happening big octopus small hole is disgusting Little hole in the plexiglass.

1:01:35It's gonna go through that little hole. Oh, yeah, and it could definitely fit because The eyeballs are like a fist actually might It did four other ones before I got to this video So this is one of my stuck yeah, I think it backs off it realizes it stuck this is a fucking alien. I'm sorry They are aliens. How is that not an alien? They really are aliens. They're just aliens that live under the ocean. Yeah, and do you know the the myth of the cracking Cracking was an enormous octopus that would take out ships No, yeah, it was always like one of those I've heard of him myths of a sea beast Yeah, they have paintings with like the octopus tentacles touching the ship stuff One day, oh shit one day they found Tentacle imprints the imprints of the suction cups that were massive That would have indicated like an enormous octopus.

1:02:29Oh, yeah, they were definitely taking down ships So they think it was real yeah, they think at one point in time they really were massive Smart enough to know that a fossil the fossilized version of the crackin So they found these fossils of the the suction cups on the bottom of the ocean floor And they were like what like what is this these are huge So if this is really an octopus like this it's actually a Nevada. Oh, is it really wow? Oh, that's crazy So like imprints of tentacles they always want you to unlock the stories There's more than one of these things that they found now because this image looks different Giant crack and layer discovered wow Wow, okay state park in Nevada.

1:03:21What is it Berlin Indos squid eating sperm whales Indic state park whatever it is We're make menin and his daughter spent a few days in the summer the site where the remains of nine 45 foot If theus Ikea Thorus of the species. Oh my god with these words these words are shown Yes, oris popularis can be found these were the Triassic counterpart to today's predatory giant squid eating sperm whales But the fossils at the Nevada side of a long history of perplexing researchers including the world's expert on the site The late Charles Lewis camp of UC Berkeley Charles camp puzzled over these fossils in the 1950s in his papers kept referring to how peculiar the site was We agree it's peculiar.

1:04:07So what is it where is the the thing about the cracket thing Yeah, when does cracken eat people that's what I want to know what this is I believe right. I think that's a crack Oh, that's with it. Oh, what is that kind of a mean name? No, that's a fish Yeah, that looks like a dolphin. I mean, I think he's talking about other things that he did as well Before whale see see cracken yeah, so this crackin thing so whatever those tentacles are they see there it fed on those it fed on those So it ate those giant fish a cracket of such mythological proportions. It could have sent Captain Nemo running for dry land So this guy so scroll down and let's find out how big this Fucking these tentacles were Say anything in there I was gonna try to find out their website because they're trying to figure out how big this octopus Must have been but the question is like what part of the tentacle is it is it the end of it where it's smaller?

1:05:04Is it the the the part where it's thickest like what part do they have a A real fossil of Well, I want to know how big it was I get it. Imagine getting suctioned a death by a cracken No, thanks. It just makes sense because everything was giant back then they had megalodons a shark's Megalodons are crazy if you've ever seen a megalodon tooth online. It's not No, no, no, yeah, I have so crazy. Yeah, my daughter does she's got this megalodon tooth. It's like that big That's so cool. It's fossilized. There's a bunch of them you can you can buy them online But they were fucking giant and they were just eating everything are they gone?

1:05:46Well, not if you watched adjacent say the movie The Meg they're gone for sure. The Meg is called. How do we know there's not one roaming around if you dumb yourself out to a considerable extent With the right substances the Meg is an absolutely hilarious move. I could enjoy the megalodon Movie or whatever. That's what that's the one. Yeah. Yeah. I saw the previews I can't dumb myself down for it because immediately I was like I want to see that It's like little in the 80s. Yeah, wait shark NATO energy. Yeah I saw you and Brian Simpson were smelling salt and I want to do it You said you had you had some fresh.

1:06:22She's back there We're here for the salt challenge. Yeah, we got to do the fresh. So salt salt salt We've been all people have been sniffing salts at the studio. Yeah, it's become a thing for some reason Well, I don't know who brought them to the studio. They brought a bunch of them Or to the well to the studio first and then people brought us the green room and I don't know who brought the stuff to the green room There's a bunch of stuff in there. There's a different kind. Yeah, there's a different clients And I feel like I have them at home now. I'm like am I doing something illegal? They Have not prepared you for what you're gonna experience today.

1:06:57Oh This is the real thing now. I'm scared. This is the real one with this like when you guys look It's very faster now. Listen listen to me. This is next level. No, no This is dark. Oh not dark. It's gonna strange Strange you out. You're gonna it's gonna hit your nostrils. You're gonna feel like your brains on fire You're gonna wish you saw a megalodon Brian Simpson took his headphones off and ran out of the room if Brian Simpson takes his headphones off. It's an issue Yeah The husband's don't leave his head Okay, no one trouble. Oh I don't like how it does Yeah, that's what it's called the bagger says This is this is a fresh these are these are not the facial rough Okay, because you when you so it's sealed inside of here and then the package is sealed and You could smell it from the outside of the bag.

1:07:49Where's the salt challenge? Okay, see now when you open it up. Oh Yeah Oh, Jesus Christ big. Yeah, that's it's not even open yet Oh I'm not ready for so next level what you experience at the club is nonsense That's nonsense. This is the real deal. I can I feel like I can smell in the air a little Yeah, it's like a Phil Collins song Put it up there and just take a hit just go for it. Just go for it Oh Fuck it feels like I just yeah Yeah, ah like the name It'll it'll wake you right up. Oh Kim how's it feel now you know you're like I want smelling salt No, you don't hold on you don't want that life.

1:08:51It feels like I like went it's giving like it has like a chlorine to it Oh my god, I'm still recovering It's like oh my but there's something about it you do it once and you're like I think uh Okay, I think I have it again. Yeah, yeah, like please Oh my god, there's one hits different this one you feel like in your inside of your skull. I told you trust me I wouldn't sell you something like this So yeah, the ocean's a crazy place Oh, yeah, that's what I was gonna say my you know the the the Andrea Gale the perfect storm boat my dad was supposed to be on that boat Yeah, and he used to work with the guy that was the captain of the ship and he said he didn't like that he would run into storms and not care about the crew And that's why he didn't go on the boat Holy shit, well, I still taste the salts.

1:09:45Yeah Did you begin in a storm on a boat must be the most terrifying shit? Yeah You've ever seen those videos of cruise ships with a fucking pianos roll Oh my god Or like the deadliest catch like she like that you're like But there's something like at least I feel like those boats are more mobile Like they might be able to survive it better like when I look at cruise ships I'm like that's a goddamn apartment building in the middle of the ocean Let's get it look look at this fucking ship that was out there looking for the missing Malaysian Airlines flight in the Indian Ocean. This is oh Oh imagine having to go look for the plane and looking for a missing plane Oh Why do you need to do that?

1:10:28Why do you need to go for the missing plane there? They don't know where you need to know where it would happen. What happened? Have you done a cruise? No It freaks me out. It's like a bunch of like Fat Americans like Showing up and like Hawaiian turds be like let's go to the buffet This is insane and that's not even like the worst ocean ever right My tiktok algorithm is full of videos of this one tiktok guy who films people renting boats trying to get out into the ocean and not knowing what they're doing It's fucking crazy. You have to really know what you're doing on a boat the ocean is wild and the ocean will take you quick Sarah and I almost all a boy die in Hawaii It really got pulled out blue CPR for over six minutes.

1:11:16It was horrible horrible horrible. He survived luckily They brought him back, but he almost did not make it and When you see the people just like not watching their fucking kids at the beach. It's like what are you doing? Yeah, it's you can't just Leave your kid even if they're a good swimmer Especially little kids. Oh my god, you know, it's fucked up is that we were having the most perfect day It was like the perfect beach day. We were surfing. We met hot hot guys We're taking a surfing pushing us into the waves We're having a bad day. The waterfall was in the background and then that little boy drowned and it just like Clear the whole beach everybody was like we don't it was so horrible and then at that point I realized that nobody knew CPR like I was the first one to yell does anybody know CPR Because this lady's just screaming help.

1:12:04She didn't know what to do And then I'm like does anybody know CPR and I look at the locals the lifeguards weren't at that beach And they were at a different different beach so and then so nobody knew CPR and finally the ladies just starts trying and she does it for like two minutes And then eventually you see this guy sprint you knew it was his dad because it was like it's a different run than anybody else And just like slides into the sand and just starts banging on his back like literally turns him over and just starts like Because the he was pretty much dead at that point and somehow that Motion or that aggression or whatever he did brought him back like it like woke him up And it's also it's so scary so fucking intense to watch and it was fucked up for the rest of the trip I didn't go to any more tourist beach.

1:12:51I stayed on all the local beaches where all the locals only swam because I Could I kept having anxiety? I was watching other people's kids It fucked me Updude it things can change in a second watch your kids If you're about to go on vacation watch your kids in the water Yeah, the ocean is the ocean is a fucking beast when Duncan was in Maui Either like right before he got there right after he got there someone got eaten by a shark Someone got eaten by a shark when we are there In the same beach we were at where the boy drowned the same beach Honolay Bay someone got eaten by a shark It was that it was a local who served that same beach for like 25 years But when we got there we realized they were telling us we were there during shark Matings the shark mating season so this was a surfer got taken out yeah Surfer but he was surfing in the reefs out deep into the ocean during mating season.

1:13:41Yeah, they call it shark tober Shark tober sharks what they call it during mating season and oh yeah And then you go to the local beaches and it's full of school kids like they look beg their like how you would beg your parents to go to them all They like are like please let us go catch a few waves after school and so it's all these school kids That's where I served I went in with the local kids and they're all in the water and they're fucking out there like It's so funny like as an I'm out there like trying to catch a wave and they go party wave and you see them all going back I'm like why are they going deeper into the ocean?

1:14:11I see this fucking huge wave coming at me And they're all catching it holding hands jumping on each other's boards My mom says we have more and more waves than we have to go do homework like it is in their ship ready and they're ready to watch like they're surfing backwards on purpose like they're having the most fun of their lives And they're out there during shark mating season They're they go hard and who I those kids don't give a fuck that is why they're awesome shark mating it was crazy yeah shark tober It was crazy I was out there too I got away I want to know someone get taken Uh, they said like I feel like every year they said they hear about a shark bite Yeah, or the drownings happen often I think because a lot of tourists are there But let's find out how many People get bitten by sharks every year And we'll look at that first and then we'll go to just Hawaii.

1:15:02Yeah, I know Florida Which if you had a guess yeah, it's gonna happen more and more I would say how many people get bit 40 a year and why 30 30 really in Hawaii I mean in the United States Oh in the whole country yeah, and I would say I'm 10 to 20 in Florida and in the rest of Hawaii. I think I think I think 20 a year Yeah, I would say 40 total and 20 in the east coast in the west coast I want to say it's less than 10 A year in this country. I think since the waters gotten warmer they're coming in closer now Yeah, I mean maybe there's been more lately. I think also like we stopped eating shark fin soup and they got cocky Yeah, we should go back I heard it's really good for you Shark fin soup Yeah, that was part of the problem one of the reasons why people started saying that you shouldn't kill sharks is because They were killing a lot of sharks and then just chopping their fins off to make sharks fin soup It's a delicacy I wonder if it's good not only is it a delicacy my dad told me to correct this because I used to say on a podcast that shark fin Cured my asthma, but it wasn't shark fin.

1:16:13I was shark lip royal So he wanted me to correct that one. It was very important to him And he said that a lot of people use shark fin as a like um Dick Aphrodisiac Dick lengthening dick like a red dot function that you take for yeah Yeah, you get a card from the dick fish and shark fish They say that about everything that they want people to take because men will take it It's like They say about like fucking tiger paw yeah, yeah, I mean men will do anything to keep their dick hard They'll get rid of rhinos before Viagra they they were fucking terrified. They're like what is happening What what do I got?

1:16:52I got nothing. I got nothing Yeah, and so then they're like someone needs to get rhino I heard the fin of a shark Sit around the campfire and drink rhino horn. They're like which animal should we punish for this? I got shark facts from feeling a stream. Let's go. There's some interesting ones Okay, first of all your seven times more likely to be hit by lightning then be bitten at all by a shark Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, but that's not that many more. I also was trying to figure out how they've checked some of these numbers Um in 2022 there's 57 unprovoked shark attacks. What is a provoked shark today?

1:17:29Probably phishing for a shark you're trying to catch it and then it bites you There's different numbers for that. I checked right. That wasn't a save that for the end Okay, um 70 unprovoked shark attacks annually leading to between five and six deaths per year 2022 there were 57 such attacks a 10 -year low So while the risk is certainly there. It's relatively small here's a breakdown of how many shark attacks per year take place based on the latest information So it gives countries first and then states I was good before I showed you states. I was gonna let you guess because it's a little surprising states Yeah, the most attacks.

1:17:59Yeah, okay North Carolina It's up there. It's in the top five okay. California. It's my California Don't show it seven but Florida Florida is number one obviously. Yeah, hmm. So what would be number two? California, South Carolina York New York really New York's North two New York's a wild gas shows New York number two at eight Hawaii Dude California Why five by five Florida 16 I would and I wasn't even thinking Alabama We're from Florida's information from you have Florida University Texas is crazy But how can you get bit by a shark provoked by Texas if you get bit by a shark in Texas you're just unlucky I don't know what to say you're an idiot.

1:18:44Yeah, sharks out there. Yeah, beach is done in a tiny part of Texas Really? Yeah, but they have like boat bites. There's four boat bites. The day by boats. I got one that we played I'm provoked by it's is also a diver's Joe people that go into their environment and then get attacked not people that are just swimming on the beach Right, which makes sense Also, I don't know Yeah, bites on spearfishers bites on people attempting to feed sharks like that guy who lost his pinky do you think he reported that? Yeah, good call right, right. Have you spare fish Joe? No, I have not it. It's supposed to be really fun.

1:19:23It's awesome I looks awesome. I really want to do it. Yeah, yeah looks really fun. It's like archery underwater. Yeah That's the most my friends have done it said things everyone says it's so fun. I have a lot of friends that's be your fish Yeah, Florida. Yeah. Yeah, I mean far. That's like awesome place to do it right? There's these videos of this girl on tiktok and she swims in her grandparents ever glades And she like oh, and there's another dude and he like literally goes into the Everglades barefoot at night and like waddles in the water and picks up snakes and bugs and frogs and it's his whole tiktok He's like an 18 year old kid and he's like picking up baby sharks He's like oh, uh -uh look over there and then it'll be like And it's like a huge fucking alligator coming to pick up its baby like He's nuts.

1:20:09He's nuts. It's a whole tiktok. It's like Steve Irwin energy It's Steve Irwin if Steve Irwin was making the worst choices of his life He's picking up poisonous snakes eventually he's gonna get it. Yeah, he's gonna get dude I almost got eaten by an alligator when I was eight years old camping with my friend her my best friend's mom dared us to jump into the water at night into the the Everglades We're in the springs of Florida. It's a crazy thing to dare your children. Yeah, she was on she was on mommy wine on vacation I was like I dare you guys to jump into the springs because the thing is when you're anybody who's from Florida knows if you're at the springs Like you can canoe through the part that's like the Everglades and their sharks and stuff And then you go off in their side springs that are clear and you can see through them and you can swim there But you should know that maybe a gator could show up but you can see right So that's where we'd swim and stuff and so the giant swimming while you could see through but at night She just had a fucking in there Everglades kid.

1:21:03I think I mean this is a videographer who's making really cool No, that's I've seen this guy too, but this is not the kid Who's that? He's only 19 what's that guy's name? But this kid's awesome. I've seen this I've seen this guy's Luca Martinez dot fl this stuff is amazing. Yeah, he makes incredible videos But he look at him just in the Everglades like he's got a drone. Oh, that's badass. Yeah, his footage is wild holy shit This is incredible Oh my god. Yeah, this is incredible. Yeah, the other kid you should pull him up. He's like that alligator swimming in the water His videos are beautiful.

1:21:39How bad asses that footage. I know and he's so young. That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's a cool thing to get interested in Yeah I was trying to find it. He has that video on his side of those two bears going after it That's one of the wildest videos ever Watch these two bears just fighting over mating rights. No No, it's so crazy to they fight with Jiu -Jitsu They have a guard. They do. Yeah, they're trying to trip each other and say yeah, you can see them grab each other's shoulders There's like crazy from there. Oh, it's his own footage from Alaska as well. Wow Wow, look at that bear This kid should work for national geographic Maybe just keep doing this for himself.

1:22:25Yeah, don't let anybody tell you what to do. You're doing it perfect He is actually. Yeah, you're right, Joe. That's a good lesson That's a wild place. Yeah, do you know Alaska? No, I've never been oh my god. It's so amazing. I've heard it's amazing It's great like and the people there are different. Is that where the northern lights are? They definitely have them up there in some places. Yeah, yeah, some parts of the I think the best place to see them isn't even like Orware, yeah, like Iceland and shit like that. Yeah, that's the best place. Yeah, that makes sense. It's supposed to be amazing I want to go.

1:22:59It sounds a little cold. I usually if I have a choice to go somewhere that it's usually a warm water area Yeah, I'm a water girl. It's a tough sell to go and suffer Yeah, just for a beautiful view. Fairbanks Alaska. I mean, I have to see that once It's one of the best places in the world to see it. Oh, Fairbanks. Beautiful. Wow. Are they selling it? Is this Fairbanks times? No? Fairbanks calm. Oh my god. Look at that. That looks awesome Fuck Fairbanks Alaska is Norway Catch me there. We should do a JRE trip. Oh my god Go up there with a fucking giant crew of people He's so magical a bunch of mushrooms in Norway.

1:23:40That's the Iceland place. That's how do you say that word? Ruckabit? Racket A bunch of lions, Maine and Iceland Look at that. Wow dope Sick And that's like not even If I saw that and I didn't know what it was I'd be like the aliens yeah That's it my dad is claiming he's seeing aliens every night and though. He's a fisherman So he lives in the water, but he's claiming he sees aliens and he's letting other people know and there's Facebook groups about it And he can see them at night and they have a ship and it's doing a repetitive thing in the sky And all these people are trying to take pictures of it and they can't and he's got this whole thing about it He's been calling me Just a talk aliens.

1:24:22Yeah, he's like because he lives in the ocean pretty much at night So he's like you don't he's like I've seen crazy shit I believe him. Yeah He says that there's like a ship it looks like a ship in the sky almost and he says I don't even remember He's when he explains it to me. It sounds like a dad trying to ex he's like the carburetor It's like on He's like saying things like that And I'm like okay, and he keeps saying that there's like a rip -prett pettit of process like he could see the The ships ran by an energy and then it builds and builds and then almost explodes And then it gets ran by the same energy again.

1:24:56He's like I'm watching it how it's running and staying going He said he tried to film and it doesn't come out on his phone very well And he's like I keep posting what I filmed online and people are calling me crazy because they can't really see what I'm seeing He's a Samsung phone So you can zoom in on a motherfucker. He'll show me. I don't think he even has like the latest iPhone He doesn't even have a phone with a good camera. He's like he's like in you know an old fisherman Right, that's probably part of it too If you keep seeing it though, you should get him a camera. I know get him like a really good camera with a zoom lens You know like something yeah Something where you could like a little handy cam.

1:25:32He said at one he was said at one point he got through nervous He kind of felt thankful he couldn't get a video. He was like I don't know even know if I want to have the video Like it makes me nervous to put it out He's like he's fully convinced it's alien ships in the sky and he's like I know I sound crazy Yeah, but it doesn't sound that crazy. It doesn't See I go back and forth on aliens. Jamie does too. We were just talking about the other day If he Jamie was like one day I'm in and then two days later like nope. I'm out Oh, I'm always in I'm always in here's a thing Um, I think there's a high possibility that the United States government has developed some sort of a drone That operates on a propulsion system that is not understood by the general public.

1:26:16I think it's some sort of a Gravity defying propulsion system, which is something they theorized and they've been working on for a long fucking time This is something that they theorized A long time ago and if I was the government and I had the ability to run secret programs What kind of system it would have to be something that instead of using a propulsion system like an internal combustion engine Which is like what rockets are and what gasoline powered cars are essentially with rockets You know, you're shooting something out of the back that makes you go this way right with these things are doing is changing Gravity around that's what he said he's seeing That's what he said he said it looks like it's using the energy from the gravity as a vacuum and then spitting it back out What there these things supposedly can do is the weights described by Bob Lazar who is a This gentleman who claimed to work at area 41 At area s4 if you had like a soft mattress and you put a bowling ball in the mattress It would pull everything towards the bowling ball and what these things are doing is finding a point in space and pulling space and Quickly together and cross whoa Yeah, that makes sense pulling the fabric at insane rates of speed.

1:27:32Yeah, so the question is if they have these things in the sky And they've had them for a long time if they've had them since the tiktok video which was commander David Fraver in 2004 off the coast of San Diego They viewed this thing they have multiple Jets that we're viewing it plus there was two other sources of data including video So they had radar on this thing that made it go from they showed it went from 50 ,000 feet above sea level above 50 ,000 feet to about 50 in a second or less than a second Because quick as it took to register this thing had appeared And then they go to where this thing is they see it hovering over something that looks like a ship that's underwater The thing turns towards them.

1:28:17They have this thing on video and then Takes off at a rate of speed that if there was people inside of it they would become jelly You would just the gravity would literally turn you into pink mist right like it can't be human and this thing just Jake missed that was this girl Just disappears Temperature tells Tucker Carlson he's talking to speaker Johnson about UFO disclosure act says all I want is transparency We're not going to bring in a UFO We're not going to bring in little green men the Tennessee Said about his legislation Look how angry they all look like everyone calm down But here's the thing if these guys are congress right if the cop if congress Is not being given access to something that the military has they're like why we're supposed to oversee all this right You're supposed to run your budgets through us like you're supposed to like we're supposed to be informed But you can't hide this or maybe the aliens are above congress I think they probably thought they were for a long time.

1:29:20Yeah, they're saying that that's not legal I think this is what aliens breaking the law now that the congressman are saying that the people that are hiding this information from them Are breaking the law. Okay. You got to tell congress. What's going on with the aliens today can make some good choices Well, I mean, I would want to know if I was a congressman and I was yeah, I would want to know Yeah, can we get these guys to tell us like tell me what the fuck is going on right? Bullshit so I can just ignore it is some sort of sion I'm not a congresswoman and I still want to fucking know. I've had members of congress say perchette we need to be on something important the congressman said Well, let me ask you what's more important that something in our airspace buzzing 50 60 million aircraft putting American pilots at risk 50 60 million What that's a lot um That we don't know who it is or what it is and then we have a government that claims they don't exist What is he saying 50 60 million aircraft putting American pilots at risk?

1:30:20It's a little hard to read his word. He might have been saying multiple things at once and that they just put the words together No, I think I think I see what he's saying like if I phrased it differently or if I use different Intonation I think you say and there's 50 60 million aircraft or out there Been putting American pilots at risk. I think he's probably saying oh, okay. He's saying there's a bunch of planes going Yeah, he's putting them at rest even 60 million planes kind of crazy. It's crazy. Yeah, probably see jet blue They have four flights, please Please yeah spirit airlines. I can't get detectives without doing two stops now Spirit airlines.

1:30:56I have a few up. I haven't even looked spirits away in a while because start making money not even making money It's 20 extra dollars and I have to deal with their shit. It's really by the time you pay for your bag The waters though The best drama They had a new guy Karen recently went viral. He was he snatched a phone He was getting kicked off the plane and someone was recording it and he snatched the girls phone on the way out and started deleting her video Oh god. Yeah, yeah spirit airlines is like a black Friday sale all the time. Yeah So if you are fighting over to all day Dude black Friday was like this was the first Thanks giving they were saying that it wasn't like insane.

1:31:41I really know nobody was Connommies fucking inflation. That's how you know. It's bad if we're behaving on black Friday You know things are getting bad. Yeah, the economy sucks right now for a lot of people That's why it's so offensive when you see the white house going to be economy is fantastic We created more jobs like What do you say? What's that? It's so expensive. I don't know. Yeah a lot of chickens died unfortunately From avian flu There's a chicken die off. Well they die off every few years There's also a fire at one of the chicken plants that killed like something like a hundred thousand chickens I'm sorry.

1:32:17Are we all of our chickens coming from just a few plants? Oh? Oh my god, well, I would imagine there's many places that provide eggs But there are a lot of eggs that come from these massive plants Wait, I think we need to spread out the chicken a little when this one plant like how many how many chickens died when this fire broke out Is then this what happened to the Irish? It was something bananas when they had to eat potatoes. Yeah potato They need to spread it out a little what happened with the Irish there was a one thing got infected one thing got and then the whole crop was gone oh And but that's why we shouldn't keep everything we need in one place Mm -hmm Which is why I'm saying we need to spread the chicken but the reason why it's all in one place is because of corporations Yeah I'm speeding Well, I'll show some kinds that can only grow and They can only grow and live in certain places too chickens no, I don't know those motherfuckers can do everywhere Connecticut chicken fire factory farm killed a hundred thousand egg laying hands there are According to the USDA 372 million egg laying hands in the United States.

1:33:24Oh my god. There's more egg laying hands than there are people Yeah, I was gonna say I said it's inhumane of me to be like a hundred thousand stuff that but I feel like there's a lot of chickens Well, there are a lot of chickens In Puerto Rico in April when I was there Yeah, Puerto Rico is a little why has that too? Yeah, I like that the roosters are kind of hot They're way hotter than the hands Sarah was into Sarah was saying some e pictures of roosters I almost called the police on her I was like stop looking at the roosters like that. That's a handsome She's like I like that he's showing off for the women.

1:33:55I was like, okay There's no find men who who makes that song here comes the roosters and Allison chains That's a good fucking song Yeah That's a good fucking song yeah, that is a good one Cause roosters are hot these motherfuckers made the kind of music that you make when you're doing a lot of drugs I wish I could have partied and went to a heavy metal like concert in the 80s Allison chains. I wouldn't consider heavy metal. No, no, they're more like I would say more like They're wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. Yeah, yeah When they were starting there didn't know what grunge was. I don't think so they weren't calling it that yeah They were just doing I'm depressed music.

1:34:42They just called it rock them I live in Seattle and I do heroin music was this called standard rock Just they would just call it rock music. Well when grunge came along it fucked up like hair bands That's for sure Because it was so real so before that you mean no disrespect to hair bands I don't even know what that is An 80s you know that kind of stuff guys wearing makeup and that crazy hair But no they were wearing like crazy makeup like to hide their face These guys were in like eyeliner Lipstick it was like glam and then big fucking hair And they were you know, it was a show and they were wearing like tight leather pants Yeah, so that that was like hair bands.

1:35:24Oh, I see it was superficial songs And then all of a sudden Nirvana came along and Nirvana came along and just put the fucking Dopper on the whole hair band generation just I can't do a crash cuz Nirvana was so good people are like what the fuck is this like this makes me think different Yeah, this music is insane. They felt something for the first time. They had eyeliner in the hand They slowly put it down. They're like oh Yeah, I would specifically work out to Nirvana. It hits different if you do like a cyclic class to Nirvana Yeah, it's amazing for sure. There's real pain in that music. Yeah, it's beautiful There's something in Some people just have the ability through their music to just make you feel different They've come to snuff the rooster Yeah, it's a yeah, they were on the video is a Vietnam war footage video Yeah Tim Kennedy used to fight in the UFC.

1:36:35He used to always come into this song and he would walk into the octagon at that moment I give you time it That sounds pretty good, though. It's a badass song If you're doing cardio you will ramp up your fucking pace when you hear this song. Yeah Well, yeah, you have to do it for America apparently If you don't do it, you don't love your country If you don't come to snuff the rooster when you go to the gym Are you even working out then you're up? That's about Vietnam too, which is like a tough one to be on side of America I mean, I'm a further troops, but you know get out of there. Uh, who sent you there?

1:37:18It's a lot of stuff like that for me. That's the scariest one because they did it on a false fly rooster was Jerry Cantal senior Who served with the US Army during the Vietnam War rooster was a childhood nickname Hmm the war is like space to me and like if I can't physically go see what's happening. I don't know I don't know I Guess you could fluff up the pictures The Vietnam War is a weird one Because that one they they literally croaked an attack to get us to go to Vietnam You know so far. I hate to be on mushrooms about it But why when we don't have to we could all just be happy? Well the problem is it seems like the default Behavior of human beings when they get control over giant groups of human beings Is to control them tightly more tightly than ever every time and then also try to invade Try to like steal the people's resources try to control Imagine like bear but imagine Roman Empire of not Yeah, and just not I think it's possible to have not But I think it's going to require the next stage of whatever human beings are currently doing right now People scoff at the thought of world peace No, we need an evolution like a a spiritual awakening like a deeper we need a restart it seems very We need tomorrow it seems very early man to just be blowing each other up You know what I mean like it doesn't seem very evolved of us.

1:38:47We shouldn't have iPhones and be blowing each other up It seems very low vibrational very low vibrational. I think what a jellyfish would do Human beings are all gonna connect in the near future like within the next 50 years We're gonna connect through something that links that we carry around or have an implant the aliens and it locks us into Each other And if you could do that it would make war impossible It would be just literally sharing thoughts with each other shared consciousness. Yeah, I would think it would change the way people feel about people You would know everything about everyone there'd be no more secrets Everything you're thinking every whoever you are what your essence is what you're just who you are What your motivation really is what your thoughts really are everyone will see everything You know, I've always said that people could look into my brain because I feel like I'm pretty straightforward Whatever I say is how Yeah, you're not really like mixing upwards type of person.

1:39:46No, I know it's very different than being able to understand how you think I would rather that people see in my head because I feel like I'm actually so straightforward that people think that there's more inside And it's actually meaner than it is But I'm like oh no, this is like all of it like when I say something and people are like oh that was kind of blunt She must be holding a lot in I'm like no that was it I'm telling you the truth. I'm just not fluffing anything right because like the way Kim texts right when we first became friends I was like is she match or just be okay with a period.

1:40:14I'm like okay in a heart She's like wonderful morning if the skies are blue than so are you? Would you like a taco Mrs. Wafo and I'm like Yeah, she does like a dude. Yeah, I just don't have time. I get it. I would rather a phone call personally That's all joy deas does He texts a little now I text him very rarely. I love you things like that. Yeah But he likes the he likes to call. I'm not gonna lie the first time I got a text from joy. Oh shocked. I know I was like I don't even know he's getting mad at us Yeah, man don't tell me your fucking text He get mad at you Cuz if bad, that was back when you had to do it with your thumbs You know like t9 remember yeah, yeah, he's the only guy that calls me regularly just to check in Yeah, he's the best.

1:41:02He's sweet. Most of my people are friends. I just see regularly But out of the people I don't see he's called you to check in sweet. I We see too much A little too much my friend phone ring the other day at my friend's house. They're like that's Sarah isn't it? I was like yeah, it's my old ball and chain hold on Like did you see the email? I also texted you about the email She'll text me something email it to me and then call me to read me both the text and the email about all this I'm on it sweetie. I'm efficient. I notice all the emails this bitch should be like oh there's an email I'm not yet check your inbox.

1:41:36I thought this podcast was tomorrow No, she actually did I am I mean we're literally a very talk about trying to stay away from matter all I am Extremely a dd. Mm -hmm. I get overwhelmed by too much information too many emails I also don't understand why gmail's like the number one email thing and when I click on the email It doesn't immediately go to the latest email goes to the top so that I have to scroll through every email To find out where even yeah, it's the worst fucking are you talking about when you open a thread? Yeah Yeah, it doesn't go to the latest email why if you're the biggest email company Why would that not why would that not be the thing?

1:42:18Doesn't it Yeah The way you're explaining it is above us To an email to find That I can't listen to this You guys talk amongst yourselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll hold it down. We'll start our periods together. Oh, hell yeah, I'm gonna hit the salts Oh, fuck yeah All right, ready. All right Give me a countdown daddy's gone this bitch podcast anywhere on YouTube Guys conden takeover shank podcast I'm filming my special December 7th childless milk and also January 14th Comedy store main room this bitch and friends also I hope this piece long because we have a lot of lungs Today's after Christmas Bra in Prov Kim conden dot com for show dates childless milk.

1:43:14Please check out my special everyone. Please childless milk on YouTube It's coming out of the new year this bitch This bitch oh no did you almost drink that? Uh, sometimes you want to promote a show and you accidentally try to drink your salts Dude, did you try to sip a salt? dude That one Fucked me out it looks like math. I'm not gonna lie the inside of it looks like something that's giving breaking back Yeah, it looks like something that's been fossil I feel like there's a Walter white Oh Jamie you want one come on Jamie have some fun with the girls I almost I can't get in my other one because it's deviated That'll undeviate your saptop All right, that's it.

1:44:03That's it. I'm sorry. I fucked up She looks like she's Doing a guest star in succession. I fucked up out of it. That's giving it She's doing a gift. I want daddy's business I don't know. I was not what successions about yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. I want daddy's business. I'm the eldest son We took it too far. We took the salts too far. Oh my god. I'm crying. They're so strong. Oh my god You're not supposed to do two a day. Kim just one last one. She closed an ostrich that might be a you're not supposed to do two a day I think two a days the maximum I'm dizzy isn't two a day the maximum it suggests you don't do it more than twice in a day suggests Your eyes are red look your eyes.

1:44:43Oh my god Both of you look stone we went through a lot while you're gone Jesus. I thought she ate it Wow, we were off the salt sweetie. Yeah, I told you they're different They're but they're addicting yeah, what's the good way? Why is that what's that about well? This is good This is this hits this hits where a comet needs to get hit. It's a brainwink up Yeah Doesn't it feel like you could fucking rip a tree out of the ground? Oh, well that's what they use it before they deadlift That's what this is for oh Oh Let's name juju moofoo You move He's a super jacked powerlifter guy who does all these acrobatic things Cut amazing specimen, but this is his company Thank you to juju moofoo I love that name it rolls right off the tongue.

1:45:53It's like he's fine To make sure we're fine Oh, can we get a problem people get problems like addictions toxic large concentrations for prolonged periods can be fatal But that's okay. Oh, okay, we should know that Yeah, I think juju moofoo should give me a warning This is not for everybody, you know I wouldn't give it a Keith Robinson Oh Okay, yeah, he's definitely on That's a hundred kilos 20 pounds over his head I like that flexibility that's insane So The salt company, but he didn't tell you he was doing full split I did tell you he was an athletic freak. Yeah, but once you see it hits different Well, you could see all the different He is a free.

1:47:08Oh, he does a lot of wild shit show show some of the lifting stuff that does yeah This is the kind of salt the juju moofoo can handle not me. Juju moofoo. Are you single? So a guy like this the Karen rocks this the guy like this you would imagine would come create a small salt that would fucking knock your See him. I'm like maybe I should stop doing these salt Me too. Oh, like that's a real man. That's a manly man. That's a manly man. Yeah This guy imagine someone messing with this guy imagine your ex -boyfriend Like I heard you're dating my girlfriend is juju moofoo No, size that fucker. Oh my god.

1:47:47Oh, sorry. What your husband do this way? Oh, he moved her boulder from the bottom of the road to the top of the road He's the salt and moved a boulder Oh, did you move food? I'm a fan. Yeah, yeah, I like I like um If he was my man, I'd have him in a man bun. I like any guy maybe I like guys But your hair up move if I'm with a guy he has to be able to kill another man or I'm not into it Yeah, I'm like not into it at all if I think I could beat him up or he can't kill another man I'm not I'm gone. Well, that's also a problem with you've been doing jiu jitsu for a while Yeah, once you've been doing jiu jitsu for a while you kind of It's hard to go back It's kind of like hanging out with comics.

1:48:35Yeah, you know when you hang out comics sometimes it's hard to hang out with people more Comment it is true once I've been dating and guys you do MMA and it hits different. I haven't trained It literally hits different Yeah, they're animals. I've been trained in a while. I'm going back Yeah, yeah, I'm going back. I miss my school. Not interested. Not interested. Yeah, it's not for everybody. No, I love that I have fake nails. I get it I know yeah, it really tires me out custom mothership now custom mothership alien and UFO you can't do that in jiu jitsu. What do you guys believe in UFOs? What do you think?

1:49:12Do you think your dad's crazy? Or do you think your dad's telling the truth both my parents have like crazy claims that they've experienced aliens? I don't know I believe in UFOs. I believe yeah, I'm like the ever asked to go out with them On the boat. Yeah, no, I don't want to but what if he keeps seeing these things? How often does he see them? He says I don't even have to go out far to see them. How often does he see them? He saw them every night for three months Every night. I'm sure I could call him right now. He's in Florida or Puerto Rico. This is in Florida. Holy shit Yeah, he said he saw him every night.

1:49:45He started putting him on Facebook pages and then other people started claiming They were seeing them and describing them the same way if you were gonna do something if you were from another planet And you want wouldn't you do something at night over the ocean? No, what do you even be paying attention? Yeah, yeah That's exactly when I would do it. That's when I would do it too and especially you have bad phone service It's one of the places you know people don't have great phone service Yeah, and a lot of fishermen don't have the best Cameras and phones like it's like very like it's I know here's the question of Satellite surveillance as the US government currently have Like what can they see because if they can see everything I think they're in their in this room right now They can see everything that happened they definitely can do that But when you're looking at the earth like as a whole Good can they see the whole ocean?

1:50:33Can they see it in high -definition like what can they see can they see through it like the fish swimming around Do they have to I don't think they can do that yet, but do they do they have to Be able to pinpoint on a coordinate and then make the satellite turn towards that area like how's it work Like if someone sites a UFO can they see it and if they can Like what what do they have like how what what videos you Five years ago. This will just give you one example. This is just what the public on YouTube from five years ago What is this is gonna zoom in on someone I'm just gonna like this is a spy satellite.

1:51:09Yeah, it'll zoom in on someone here at a bus stop right here enhance And Why you can get in unlike I think that's from that satellite. Oh my god. There's zoom in from the sky I think you can get closer than this too, but this is like just that is in they could read Sun they can read the text maybe they could read the text on the phone from the satellite in the sky That is And that is fucked up that just tripped me out No way okay, so if they can do this and if you're a fisherman and you report the coordinates I just got chills throughout my entire body Yeah, that's insane they can do that. Okay, so on what I'm saying is Okay, what do they see?

1:52:01What aren't they do they have any video of these things like imagine if they have like high resolution photographs like that of these crafts When I think about what they have I feel like they're so far ahead like they know so much that we look like Have you ever seen a kid trying to figure something out and you're like it's so cute that they like they think that they're almost there We're like little ants. Yeah, and they're like playing house in the kitchen They're like I made a grilled cheese and they're like if that's really a grilled cheese good job And it's not even like a sandwich and they're not they're not even making a grilled cheese and in a real kitchen And they're like so they think they made a meal.

1:52:37I think that's what we look like to them Well, like do we think there's aliens and they're probably like the aliens like watching us Like who knows who knows I think we're they're so far beyond anything we could even comprehend Sometimes when I get high and then like on my laptop I'm like are they looking at me and then I'm like I'm not that interested in the clone of sheep in the early 90s and never talked about it again Mm -hmm never talked about it again. What about people who clone their dogs? But there's a lot of people clone their dogs now. I love my dog. I'd like to clone it But that's exactly what they want they want these conversations and not like how advanced did they take that and then one day Your dogs like sit in the foot of your bed just staring at it in the middle of the And it barks and it barks, but it's mouth doesn't move Yeah You got a new dog.

1:53:23It's a clone Your old dog Wask goes back her dog is a reincarnated man I swear to god. He's like a perverted teenage boy He loves changing the other day in our room Humping everything. No changing or the other day like in our room into a bathing suit It was just me in the dog and then I could feel something staring and I looked and the dog went Like it like it got caught staring at me and when I looked it turned away When I was in high school my friend Joe Joe spags he had a dog that would Aggressively hump his toys and if you get anywhere near the toy the dog would grow up with you Is this little tiny dog?

1:54:01He would he would bite his toy and just start hammering In front of everybody. Yeah, we had a toy like that It would dog would hump the toys and then the toys would be all crispy and then me and my sisters would threaten to throw it at each other The come the come stuffy It was like the dog come come infested crispy That our dog used to just This dog was a little dog. There's in the eye out there the horniest ones one time I saw a chihuahua at the dog park that humped and came in the air I swear to god. No, I swear to god dude the small dogs are the horniest He was just hoping the airing come was coming out of his body And every and all that and the owner was so embarrassed and we were all like it was like Weird to witness.

1:54:43I never forgot it traumatized me the chihuahua who came in the air. Oh my god Coming in the air I swear I'll never forget that little guy And then he said you're a taco bell Yeah, and then comes in the air when I was in college I had a dog with my boyfriend and We're at the dog park and the dog pooped out of condom But it pooped out the condom with the poop inside the condom So it was like a sack and everybody was like what's happening to the dog? So everyone's surrounded it and then we all realized at the same time was a condom and it got really weird He was just eating a condom Oh, so it was probably in the trash it was in the trash and he ate it and then the poop filled in the condom And then he pooped us That sounds fucking foul.

1:55:24That's why I don't want to have pets Like it's a lot dude He's in the air. Oh fucking your pillows He's eating your condom. What did they give you so much? He used to grow why was fucking it? Yeah, no our dog would look us in the eye while he was going at it Look in the eye while he's fucking his stuff in the hole It's choking his stuffy. She's got his first Why is the dog doing 69 of the stuffy Why is he We're getting advanced these puppies He's grabbing the stuffy's head, stuffing it up Dude It's got a vibrator and it's pussy and it's stuffy and it's ass You walk in the room your dog's legs are in the air Why is my dog's legs on its own shoulders The stuffy's eating it out You imagine if you came into the room and your dog's lying on his back Legs in the air A vibrator between you And then you came in and it's like Pretends it's a dog again It is really where my dog loves to look his own dick What is it?

1:56:34Yeah, if I could eat my own pussy you wouldn't see me again Of course By She'd have a curved back I'd be like Yeah, she's like spying it to me all at Manson Yeah It makes sense that a dog would do it They don't know any better They don't think there's anything wrong with doing it You gotta go Eww And I'm like What? They're not even embarrassed after that either They're like, leave me alone They don't get embarrassed, which is fascinating That's why I love them Because they don't get embarrassed Yeah It's a good They do when they're in trouble They've done something wrong to get sad Like, what do I do Oh, then you feel bad that you're yelling at them But you're like With Hey, bro, you can't do that Don't get wires, you're gonna die You know Do you think hitting a dog is necessary for it to listen No I have a friend who has a dog And I said, wow, your dog's so well behaved I was like, do you hit him?

1:57:25And he goes, that's why he listens And I was like I hate that Well, I don't think you hit dogs But I do think some dogs need some Like there's some aggressive dogs That need to be trained very carefully That I do think And you need to let that dog know That you're the boss And you have to be able to be willing to do that Yeah, I don't think he hits him But I think he's hit him I think that changed the dog He was like, because it was a bad dog when he got it Yeah I don't know, I'm really anti -hitting a dog I don't know Yeah Love hurts my heart You always wonder if it's like hitting kids You know, hit kids are more likely to hit other kids And more likely to be funny Yeah, hit your kid They'll know, they'll come up with some great punchlines Give him a little subtle brain damage Cards will see you I did Dr.

1:58:16Drew earlier today And he told me I was abused on air Yeah He was like, have you ever been hit with anything other than a hand? I was like, yeah And he was like, that's a abuse I was like, oh Anyways, we should take a collar But what happens if we get you with Belts and chews And um I think I like that Even if you hit with a hand, isn't that also abuse? Yeah But my parents did do hot sauce too Which I hurt is really bad now Oh god Yeah Hot sauce Watch your mouth out with soap It was hot sauce Oh So was a soap was a A white child blessing Sooty Oh, I know Some people still believe in that Yeah Well, there's like There's probably move away from violence as punishment As much as you can In general, we should always be moving away from violence As people And like as humans And people should always be moving towards Whatever the nice or thing is But the issue is hurt people, hurt people We're all collectively traumatized Yeah And Keeps going It passes on But I don't really feel that's true Because I was spanked and I have no Want to spank a child Or need to hit a child or hurt a child But also we know more now, right?

1:59:25We know more now Like it Also, you've gone through it That's like We're just talking about this yesterday Like the children of alcohol Oftentimes they don't even think about drinking Yeah Like, fuck that And you've gone through getting your ass kicked By shoes and belts and things like that Like You know like That is not good It wasn't good for me Like this idea that's the only way you can learn Is crazy Yeah Yeah That is crazy I remember But it's like it was so common and every parent did it then That it was like It's crazy And now the pants are like You're saying we abused you I'm like I'm saying Everyone abused everyone Everyone seemed to be abused during that time But that is also a thing And it was so normal Yeah, it was normal If you could go to the 1900s Go back to the early 1900s Feel it, beat the fuck out of their kids Yeah People beat the fuck out of their wives You used to be able to hit your kid at the store In the 90s People would hit their kids publicly I remember I remember Yeah I remember kids getting spanked in public When I was younger You actually beat the spanked in public It's jarring if you see it now When I lived in Florida They spanked us once I got in a fight with this kid And they spank both of us The school Yeah With a paddle These the paddle they paddle Was it Catholic school No It was public school That's fucked Oh It's crazy Yeah, they paddle thus I think my friend's mom spanked me once That's crazy That's crazy And my mom gave her permission Oh, jeez I think so Your mom's like, fell in it She's just a shitter Oh We were bad though Yeah, they used to be able to paddle you in school Isn't it weird that we I don't know like people It's a form of abuse But then people also like getting their ass spank While they're having sex Oh yeah, it's no It's no coincidence that our whole entire generation Looks like it's spanked and choked Yeah I think that's that movie What was that movie?

2:01:05Shades Grey Yeah, yeah That's all about child abuse There's a new There's a new fucking Book that's called It's like Fairy porn It's called Oh, it's the new one that Frank is still talking about Frank is still reading He said his wife's reading it And she's like Fucking him so much That he's scared of her now Yeah, yeah He's like hiding from her He's getting hot for Fairy porn He says this is book out Everyone Everyone is watching it for his wife Everyone is reading it It was like Trending on like This gift list too Of like I wrote it down Of course For some roses Yeah I've called a court of thorns and roses And it's supposed to Be amazing It starts rather pleasant What did that say?

2:01:47It starts to It starts to go back to that It starts to rather pleasant Yeah, it starts to rather pleasant Your usual escape as fantasy It quickly subverts Into a dark and brutal test of love I'm looking forward to reading The rest of the books in the series I can see myself stealing ideas for D &D tricks Okay, that's embarrassing Okay, leave your D &D tricks out of it This is amazing This is some I'm like I'm like I'm buying it I'm buying it Catch me reading Fairy porn at home I'm curious, I love Fairy I'm not a porn reader Really? I like I do I like to read porn You like a fantasy porn reader You like getting on Have you the book In general For reading it Whereas men I think would For watching But those are all those romance novels Like Fabio and the cover Aren't those all Kind of like porn for ladies Yeah, but I thought that was for like older ladies Why?

2:02:37This is the cool one though This is the updated version Well, they have all kinds of wacky porn This big foot porn That's crazy You know, you know, we talked about that I got into Tarzan porn Oh yeah That seems like a good porn That one was a good one Lost in the jungle Tarzan comes through on the vines Yeah Nothing hotter than Tarzan coming through So, that's my rose and thorns A little splish splash in the jungle Meemoy gives you chain BD Yeah Oh Not me sharing an STD with a chimp he just thought Yeah, that's what I'm saying Oh, damn it The chimp gets mad at you because you're taking his dick away Be with a chimp You're beautiful, the female chimp Oh, that's scary That's not the beef I'm trying to have You don't want that Do you want Tarzan and fuck chimp?

2:03:24Oh, 100 % Yeah, or what do you think he was doing? He lived with them Yeah, yeah He didn't even have a teenage chimp crush He grew up with them He was the same high school with the other chimp When they found him he was a man That's so crazy Hey, it was like a boy It's so crazy He grew up with the chimp's Yeah Me and me had a collection of frogs Ew Just chimp's mouth -fuck frogs For chimp's mouth -fuck frogs You ever seen that? What? Hold on Yeah Wait, you just have to get here, right? You know them and they mouth -fuck them Do you think you can hear it like Well, that if we find enough videos There's a lot of videos of chimp's doing that We know Chimp's mouth -fuck frogs 100 % I didn't You said it so casually I thought you knew Look at it Look at this guy Look at this guy He's sitting there He picks up that frog And he's like Let me just put your F***** This is where pocket pussy came from This is a pocket pussy A nature's pocket pussy Imagine being this frog You want I can't believe this I thought I was the king of the jungle The frog's right there Look at he's sticking his dick Inside of its mouth He's prying the mouth open He's literally raping the frog He's prying the mouth up on his stomach And he's just Now he's just like forcing it to suck on his dick We're watching frog rape But is it rape if it's animals Yes Rake is rape Most of what they do I think is rape This is another one He's holding down a frog And just beating himself off with it Look at him See him He just beat himself off with his poor frog It's not funny But the mushrooms are making me laugh But it's not funny It is funny It is really funny It's funny He's like Where are you going, bitch It comes like that Look at him He throws him up Look He's got a bowener He's throwing him up in the air To soften him up Ew, look at his dick He realizes you're getting a little hoppy here Slow down He's gonna put him on my head He's like soft film Oh no He's gonna put it on his head And he's just feeling his dick He's letting it bounce around Thinking he has freedom Oh, you want to go buy my dick, dude Yeah And now he's gonna tease you Let me see Let me see what bowener I can I can This is so crazy This is crazy This makes me miss Moo Moo Fuku You know what he's like Oh my god No, he's going to town with that poor little frog That poor little frog is about to just explode Honey, you want crap filled legs These are some creamy crab legs You want creamy crab legs Look at this He's like a die holding like a girl's head down Oh my god Well, a lot worse Like you getting a giant smile fucking you to death That's what it's like A giant hairy beast is mouth fucking you to death And you're dying It's like imagine if a giant did Now you smiling That's her thorns in the process Giant porn That's what I mean to Giant porn Let me call him upon your pulse Let me call him Being just dying It is balls The wrinkles in his balls To get up to his dick Is it called comfort bigfoot?

2:06:23No Yeah Okay, we've talked about comfort bigfoot I feel like we maybe have We have talked about comfort bigfoot And I can't tell if it was the viewer or another sick friend It might be with me Ah It's the same comfort bigfoot Oh yeah This is a ton of them Yeah There's not just one I think it's just one lady Virginia Wait She must be a freaking half Have you ever heard of the movie Roar Did I tell you about that? Yes With Tavy Hadron Yes That movie fuck me up So can you go back so I could read the comfort bigfoot No I can't It says on a week long Outing in Mount Hood National Forest What begins is a flirty Fun -filled trip Soon turns into a nightmare With an ape like creature Kidnafs a group of teen girls With the purpose of procreating with them Why teen Does begins the erotic adventure of a lifetime And an inconceivable love story Between a young woman And her horny sass squad Okay Her horny sass squad Time out I was on board until I found out the girls are teenage Can we make a moth age girls?

2:07:28They could be 18 You can do whatever you want in the book You can do wild shit in the book I guess you're right Yeah you can do wild horrible things in the book Oi An 18 year old is still a teenager right That's true So You're with the demon What is that? That's what you have to read After you come for bigfoot If you had a choose Between seeing a UFO Or seeing bigfoot What would you pick? UFO Yeah Yeah because I You know Seeing bigfoot would freak me out That they're in the woods With us like that I don't like that But UFO would be like Okay it's real It is what it is There's no more mystery UFO is way more interesting to me UFO is creepy I feel like if bigfoot was real And there was a bunch of them We treat them the same way we treat like Orcas Because Orcas Orcas are amazing That's an amazing creature And if it didn't exist If you heard about an intelligent creature That speaks with sound Under water Yeah it's got a brain That's way bigger than a human being's brain They obviously they hunt They think They teach each other things They there's like video You would say there's no way This thing Who saw it You know if there was no footage of it It was just a myth That there was this creature That was really intelligent That killed the whales Like why it kills whales Yeah What?

2:08:50That's okay Fuck out of here That's so creepy What is this thing Yeah but meanwhile they're real And we're like yeah Killer whales Oh look there's an Orca That's how we would be like bigfoot Oh look there's a bigfoot What'd your other see us There's Sasquatch And then there's Yeti's right And one more right No one's more like snow One lives in the Himalayas Yeah Between the two I'd rather see the Yeti Give me the snow we want I feel like if you're in the place Where the Yeti lives you fucked up already Yeah I feel like that Yeah I like the Sasquatch The nice nature Yeah You could be in the Colorado mountains It's nice and then you see a Sasquatch Like oh shit Come for Sasquatch For real Subducts you into the woods Wanna reach older Come for Yeti It doesn't hide your fucking totally Come for Yeti doesn't hit the sand Y 'all for Yeti Come for Sasquatch What about the Mermaids What about the fucking best of the Zapp The Mermaids What about the sea of Mermaids Over Yeti or Sasquatch Would you rather see a mermaid or a UFO A real one 100 % How do you have a fuck about a mermaid But a UFO could be anything It could be the government It could be aliens It could be the government being aliens Mermaid is different A mermaid's a mermaid So it's a hot ass mermaid Mermaid opens up the opportunity That there's a whole other worlds Of half humans under the water Mmm Y 'all We gotta start going inside Before we go outside Joe We gotta see what's going on in our ship Before I start going Question Would you rather see a fairy Or a mermaid And the bunch of them together A fairy For sure Yeah Yeah Ferry's more interesting I can't get into my fairy fantasy on here Ferry life A mermaid is just like a person with a fish tail Like why is it so interesting Fish It's not even that interesting This is a different kind of person That lives underwater Like okay have fun Weirdo Anyways we'll be up here People live in the mountains Breathing air and having fun And doing stand up Have a good time Loose the gills Get some lungs Posey Yeah you're living with sharks You fucking moron What are you doing?

2:10:57That's true Yeah That's true Down there With your fucking Trident I run that shit You bitch in a writing There's people on TikTok That are teaching themselves Telekinesis And they think they can move things With their minds That's Russia And China That's just subverting our youth They're making us stupid And then in China They're getting smarter They're doing like Math numbers And we're over here trying to move a loon And we'll foil with wind We're like Ah! It's doing it Yep We're all distracted But the dumbest shit on TikTok Yeah people are just eating baconators Trying to move things With their minds The Chamois pickle I'm in Do you think that people can Like is like telekinesis A possibility some day Yeah You think so Yeah Because we have this thought It's always existed Like the idea of moving things with your mind And people always pretended they can do it Right What do you think that Do you think it's like Things that people like think One day Like at one point in time We weren't like this Okay At one point in time Where some hair creature live in the woods And we evolved to become like this How long before other things start emerging And maybe that's what like Psychic thought really is If they're emerging properties Of human beings Right We don't quite have it yet But you get it like Your friend called when I was thinking about them You know that kind of shit It's being a jellyfish Uh huh Yeah It's like you got to just Fuckin go with it It shows up No it shows up with like Synchronistities and stuff too Also I think it's very interesting When you're like in school and stuff And you feel someone looking at you And you're looking And they're looking And you're like People do seem to feel that Statistically know They've done like studies And show people can tell To a certain extent When people looking at them It seems to be more than just chance It is more than chance Because you can You can It's in a room full of people You can Your head goes exactly To where you're being stared at And you make eye contact And it's happened to me So many times There's also There's times where I mean we're so connected There'll be times where we do shows And we both show up And like a pink jacket We didn't talk about it before And we'll just both get there And be matching Which is weird too Yeah but Yeah But that's You're both more likely to wear pink jackets Yeah I think we also I want a pink jacket And you guys wearing a pink jacket That would be the same That's true That's true Which did happen the other night We all wore pink We did Yeah we did Who's we Me and Sarah Oh Hungry Was that you?

2:13:25No it was me You and Pauli Shore Oh it was Pauli Shore You just mixed up Pauli and Joe That's a merrier Different energy I can't even believe I'm saying that Shit I'm wearing a pink hoodie Yeah That's what they're me off But I don't know I think it's just weird I mean who knows I think it's possible I heard this story about a guy Who died in a freezer He worked in a place That had like all these Freezers And he got locked in one And he He died from hypothermia But they found out that the freeze Now I don't know if this is a true story I don't even remember I read it but I read That he Died but they found out That the freezer didn't even work That it had been unplugged The chat power shut down And then he like Literally like Thought he was freezing And killed himself And the freezer They found claw marks in it And everything I don't know How did he tell himself I don't know I don't know But they said they looked in the This one I don't know in this story I don't know I don't remember It was a long time ago I'm having traces of that story Poppin His mental state He tricked himself into thinking He was dying and he died He had like a fucking heart attack And I'm burning I'm burning And you I could see that you could have a heart attack That's possible And then he was like trying to claw his way out But then they said That the freezer wasn't even put in And he would have lived If he would have just Spucked That's deranged Chilled out a little No Pen intended How do you even fit into a freezer How do you don't know it's not cold Yeah How do you not know it's not cold You don't You really think you're freezing it out But if you're in there and you're like I remember I remember being a kid It's a big one It's probably cold for a while And wanting to go into the refrigerator as a kid Being like opening it My mom being like I can't go in the refrigerator Oh yeah You want to go in there like Yeah that's a weird thing Right That's in horror movies Well like the evil grandma Those like let me see if you fit in that oven Yeah Yeah like you need to hang time And that oven You just want to see if you fit It's nice and warm Your hands are cold Just put your hands in it This is a fucked up movie A horror movie about that Where these kids go to visit their grandparents It's a cold way to But the grandparents aren't Really their grandparents Oh I saw that movie The crazy people that took over the grandparents' house And the mom calls Or in the mom calls And they show a picture of their grandparents And she's like those aren't your grandparents And the kids realize They've been staying with two strangers They're at the wrong house Psycho stranger Psycho What is the name of that movie?

2:15:40That movie was actually really fucked up It was a good movie Yeah What was it called? I have no idea The others were something Yeah there's something like that The visit Can I see? Something like that It was really horrible Yeah this is it Yeah Oh Yeah this is it Oh I remember There's a very creepy movie Because it gets It builds It's like a slow creep Yeah and it Yeah even when I'm watching it looks creepy Well the grandparents look off From the beginning now that you know Well now that you know But at the beginning they just seem a little off Like just something's wrong Yeah like maybe they had to mentor Something you almost think they're sick in a way You're like man they're not doing too well These are the people that killed your grandparents Yeah It's too good It is a good movie You know that movie that fucked me up was the strangers Which one of them?

2:16:32That movie fucked me up for years Just It's a movie About just strangers showing up at your house at night In mask And it's like it's like this Not into that Like this knock And then it's a couple in their anniversary They're in the middle of the woods And just these people show up And And then they go through this whole night Where they're being tortured and murdered And in the end of the movie they end Yeah At the end of the movie they ask them They're like Why are you doing this And they're like Because you were home And it's like no It's just a movie about Demented people That's why you need fire us Yeah You know The strangers make you believe in the right To bear arms Strangers You fix that problem real quick Yeah You'll see them skadattling With their mask off quick Remember when we saw Hayley Joel Osman on the plane And we knew it was him Because of his eyes Yeah He was wearing a mask And we're like Now we see those funky eyes From here Hayley Joel Do you see dead people Oh The kid from signs Oh wow Reckous eyes to him from He had a mask on and I know his eyes That movie fucking Changed my life Signs really stayed with me Not signs uh The six cents The six cents Yeah that fucked me up Signs really stayed with me Signs was the first movie I ever got fingered in The first time I ever got fingered was in sign Or Congratulations Thank you He does have very distinct eyes He does Look at his eyes again The only person who has eyes That distinct Besides him or a bush at me Yeah he's got eyes you can't miss Like you can't wear a mask And be like I was like Okay Hayley Joel Half on And it's like It could be like a Russian wrestler Yeah Yeah Yuri Pastorof Some boob From Bulgaria He also got He did that trippy movie AI Remember that one Where I was about the couple Where they got so advanced That you could buy a child If you lost a child That you could buy a very realistic version of one For your grief And it would like learn to love you And then their child actually came back From the coma Boom So that they had So you have two kids You have two kids The robot kid Oh god Damn it It was a good movie Is that the robot falling apart That's because the other son would taunt him Because he could really eat And so the robot kid started almost feeling like Well if he can eat I can eat I'm the real son too And then it started like Things went bad Oh boy I never saw it was It's so crazy It's so trippy And then eventually Like the robot lives forever But he actually loves this family And this woman like a mother But then Eventually everyone dies out And he's like still like Oh Spoiler alert of the shit of that movie When that movie come out 1990 I can't believe it I can't hold it any longer I've been waiting for a while to talk Is there There's this There's this thing that somebody set me online The only girl was six in it There's this thing that someone sent me online Where you can make an AI generated boyfriend Well I can like a bunch of AI girls on I like when it goes silent A star just quits There's a bunch of AI Generated girls on only fans Wow I don't know Wow Are you can literally have a relation to 100 % 100 % Tell me that's true You can make your own boyfriend On AI Before I got that I have no interest in them Was it saying Asman was Spielberg's first And only choice for the role To betroth the character Asman avoided blinking his eyes And programmed himself with good posture You know It's something that it said I just saw an reddit post Said he didn't blink for a year I bet the I bet that he played in alien A robot voice So well It was This movie is trippy as fuck I bet the trailer's crazy too This is ability I don't want to Wait What do you mean How do you not blink for an entire year I don't think that's really That's fucked up This is gonna go to sleep Listen we saw him on the plane Something happened to him Plus the ability to blink Could he close his eyes That doesn't count as a blink It's not quick No closing your eyes Is different than blinking Yeah I just want to try to know about blinking How do you It's pretty quick How do you Not blink for a whole year Sometimes When I don't I'm sure when no one was looking He was getting a few Okay Don't worry you guys It's like not shitting for a whole year I can't believe this is actual title It wasn't allowed to blink Stop blinking Stop blinking Stop again This is so stupid Those are directors No You have stop blinking Let's blinking Haley Jalosment Stop blinking for one year When Spielberg tells you Not to blink Yes stop blinking I'm sorry Spielberg if you're listening I will not blink It will be moving I'll stop blinking for a year I'll stop blinking for a year too You guys think you play good robots Yeah You both went into robot mode Yeah How long before you think We're gonna go over someone's house And they're gonna have a robot Clean it up Well, remember that chose small wonder No Okay, can you look small wonder Vicki was one of my favorite shows She was just like this house robot What you guys didn't know what I'm talking about Was one of my favorite shows Tim's looking at you Yeah, I never heard of that Small wonder Oh yeah, small wonder No, he talks about it People need to talk more about small wonder Is this robot Look, she's a robot I grew up watching this It's a broken robot What is she doing?

2:21:48She's always looking In the fuck were you watching other child That's what makes her robots Is she shrugs her shoulders No, she cleans and She does a lot of stuff What No, this is really weird You watch this movie This show is I was like Was my favorite show This is why you need Adderall This is why you started watching You see her outfit? I'd like to wear that This did something to you as a child Yeah How do you guys not How have you guys never seen this I hate this And if you look at her back Oh my god, there's most effective show of all time This is so crazy It was my favorite show She got sparks coming out of her back Sparks coming out of her back She's broke and at one point Don't get a picture And what time she starts smoking cigarettes And she looks like it's crazy Did she have the personality of a child Or did she just Well, imagine that she's fucking up your kids He has a prisoner in his own home He has a good point The parents should reconsider Vicki living there Even though the parents are letting his robot Pick your fucking kid up But let get with violence I mean have some control in it Her back is all like I got a toilet Yeah She kind of looks like a young you I was obsessed with this show She would be vacuuming She'd be smoking cigarettes It was one of my favorite shows growing up Okay Smok it Smok Vicki I was gonna be here for a Halloween one here But if I thought it was more than that No, a lot of people No small wonder I'm shocked you guys don't To be honest No, I do How long was it on for?

2:23:20I don't know One season 1985 You had to be there For three months It was always on my TV It would be there for January to March I had like 10 seasons Because it was always all Sweetie, January through March 85 If you call it small wonder She's as Christ Oh, I'm sorry I had a couple around I had a couple seasons How many? I want to know you Get out of the woods Are you live? Are you live? Are you what? What were you going to say? Are you? I don't remember what I was going to say Are you? Okay That's where I was at it Are you still on that roll? No Do you wish you were? No Not at all You never want a taste?

2:24:01No It feels really nice to be able to sleep I mean, I was on it for so long And when you're on it It also makes you It's really hard to live in the present moment When you're Just thinking about sending emails Right You know what I mean? I didn't really have much inner peace When I was on it I did I can't imagine how you were living Because you constantly still think about emails She thinks about emails more than anyone I know So it was just like 100 times Whatever She's already on top of it Like she already is Whatever it's doing Hmm Yeah Maybe it rewired you Maybe Maybe it made you like more Like those are like Groves that you naturally go into now Because of the neural pathways Or something Or they duck something new Yeah, I don't know I don't know The one thing about it Was it would make me a bitch Ooh Because you would take it I would take it Shinnon spunk And then back in 2007 Yeah, I'd be coming down from it And you're kind of just like Aggro Oh, that makes sense You're like When did you stop taking it?

2:25:11In 2019 Where Brody died It was literally Brody died And I was like, I need to stop taking I don't know because I was so sad I just wanted to sleep So I just Stop taking it cold turkey And then I went into a psychosis And then ever since then I've never taken it again How long the psychosis last? Uh, like three days It was I think I feel like it lasted longer for you Because before you even left There was a few days Like it built up to it It was like a slow cre - I don't think it just hit And was three days and was over It was like a Almost like you're being Especially like with my experience with you It's like I was being gasslet like Not gasslet but I'm like Am I Is she off or am I just being judgmental?

2:25:55You know what I mean Where you're like There's a few days where you're like I think something's off Or maybe she's in a really good mood And you kind of not sure to question it Or maybe I'm off And I'm annoyed by her good mood But I'm like something's weird Right Let me tell you Going to the psych ward will change you 72 hours psychiatric cold We'll do something to you What happened in there? When I got there Good food apparently Best the best food The best food Well but also I probably wasn't eating For like 10 years Because I was cracked down on that at all So when I It was just food It was just food It was actually just food The best part of being in there Was there was like a music segment Where they This old guy would come in And he'd have like a tambourine And we'd all sit around Some old retirement home entertainment going on No but it was like It was the only thing I looked forward to Like the music time Because it was like all these It was just like For mentally ill people Been like What song do you want to hear I'm like Do you can you do cross -be -sales nation young He's like I can Oh my great It sounds coogie in there It's very coogie There was a guy who I remember I looked over And he wasn't wearing pants And he was like on the phone with his wife And when you're on the phone The phone's a short cord So you don't hang yourself with it They can't Let me tell you This is even no pants Like right next to the phone This is like This is the pants I'm looking at yourself I'm looking at myself I'm looking at myself I'm looking at myself I'm looking at myself We got to get a lawyer to get out of here I'm like You're right I'm like Call my pencil But I need a lawyer to get out here They're like We put you in there You're not You're not getting a lawyer to get out of there Oh my god That's hilarious Oh All right ladies I'm gonna wrap this up Okay Fun times Tell everybody how to get your podcast Where you are on social media Hail yeah It's this bitch Spotify iTunes YouTube Where are we fun podcasts Where are we fun podcasts New episodes of that Every Monday And then you can find me on Wednesday On shank That's sh -e -n -k And for show dates At princess shank That's princess like normal And then another sh -e -n -k That's us That's us Yes, the bitch podcast KimKongden .com for show dates Make sure you check out my special Childless Milfe I'm recording it Coming out in the new year I'm very excited about it The Kim Kongden takeover podcast I don't know when this comes out But I've shown shows in Austin This week So check out my social media for that All right Beautiful Thank you ladies Thank you Bye everybody Bye