#2072 - Stavros Halkias

24:03For whatever reason. Yeah. And what the fuck that's all about? They're like a horse. Yeah. You take a horse up to a river. They just drink out of the river. Yeah. Some people can do that. We lost that a long time. Too much clean water from the junk. If we were drinking bullshit from the beginning, we should be back to drinking puddle water. Yeah. Hell yeah. No, it's all good. Straight out the American gut biome. That'll bring us back. Yeah, that'll bring us back. What brings us back at this point? I'm fucking worried about America. I really am. I've never been worried about America in Dock, COVID.

24:34After COVID, I was like, oh, this might be the end. This might be just like when you go to visit Greece. Yeah. And the part that I'm on, you're like, what happened? Yeah. Where's everybody? You guys have fun as fucking Dock -Bass Miller. They literally left it behind. This is the first photo released back in March when they first got them. He looks remarkably chill. I have to say. Jesus Christ. Look at the size of their arrows. Look at this one. Their arrows are like seven feet long. That's nuts. I still, I really, I know I shouldn't be empathizing with these guys, but they look fucking awesome.

25:05They look pretty bad at us. You got fucking good news. You know what a fuck with those dudes. No way. But they're pointing at random shit. Look, they're looking down their scope. They're pointing at their friends. Some of them are pointing at each other. I shoot the log. And this guy's shooting at the other guy's dick. Look at him. He's got his, oh, he's got the trigger discipline though. The guy pointing at his friends has good trigger discipline. But the guy to his right, to his right, to the left. That guy's got his fucking, I could see the tension in his face from our, he's so nervous. He's like, I want to be cool.

25:36They're like, Mark, you get the little gun. We don't trust you with the fucking cool shit. This guy in the blue jacket, man, he lives in hell. Brutal stuff. 10 months of that. Fuck. Yeah. And how do they get you out without getting killed and them killing you? It's probably really hard to do. Because they realize how valuable it is to have some westerner that they've got kidnapped. Yeah. What is the whole deal? What do they want? Yeah. Try to find something out. This is probably not going to show it on this article. What are the demands? I was involved in talks to free a kidnapped Kiwi pilot. Is that him?

26:11Wow, this fucking guy's been there forever. He's now been held hostage. This was four months. This was back in June. He's been there since February 7th. Holy shit. Damn, dude. The West Papal National Independence Army, kidnapped him February 7th, demanding Indonesia recognized West Papal's independence. Oh, these guys fucked it. He's fucked. He's going to die. I was hoping maybe they'd want a couple fucking hot pockets. Maybe some nutter butters. Those recognize our independence. Oh, bro, you're going to have to kill that white boy. I got you. I got you. Yeah, he's got no chance. That's ridiculous.

26:47Or you could just be like, all right, we did it. Like truly just. It's a problem. Yeah, they're holding hands. They're holding hands. Well, maybe they like the guy now. He seems like a good guy. He seems like a chill guy to be honest with you. Well, he probably legitimately is there trying to help people. So he's probably a good dude, which sucks even more that he got. Yeah, that's what he's got. Yeah, not some guy trying to like start new slavery in pop. Like the guy, you know, some guys over there trafficking Filipino girls. Right, right, right. Let him go. Yeah. Why don't they fake a news broadcast?

27:22They probably have one flat screen TV. Those guys pop in a USB. I don't know. I think they're a lot more sophisticated than we think. Yeah, probably. I think in this day and age, you can't pull the wool over anybody's eyes. With cell phones. I bet they have cell phones there. 24 hours. Let's pretend West Papa, whatever the fuck is it? I bet he won't put a fucking satellite right above me and get starling. Yeah, one fuck. Yeah, let's do that. What fucking bemen, see it? Wolf Blitzer being like, all right, they're a fucking country now. Have you know what I mean? That guy's free. All right, I'm got this.

27:56I'm in charge of this. There's the most recent update about what's his situation. Because I think he's dead. Some people think he's dead. So he's still alive, very healthy. Okay, I just received a message from our teamwork just a few minutes ago and they said that he is still alive. He's very healthy at the moment. Very healthy. We the liberation fighters give him very good hospitality, which is if he needs some medication or water or food or whatever, they will always provide since they captured him in February. We have our own humanitarian team inside the TPNPB so that team looks after him as well being and welfare are top priority.

28:38Yeah, because he's your bargaining play. But the thing is like once this guy is dead, they're common for these folks. They're common for these folks. I would imagine. Like, if that was an American, like if that, I would imagine. Joey would have him dead. That would fucking rally the troops. If we get sealed team, just blow in motherfuckers up, everybody would be wearing go pros. They'd be fucking, they'd edit it awesome. Like an action movie. Well, they wouldn't even have to hit the ground. I mean, there's no one else there, but they just fucking storm overhead and jets or just huge drones for the optics though.

29:11It's got to be a fun. The optics are pretty dope. It's got to be a jacked guy with a huge beard. Yeah, but the jack guy is with the huge beers going after the initial detonations. Right. Like the drones hit boom boom. People are like, It's just smoke everywhere. And then some fucking jacked seal for an American flag tattoo. And it's fucking chest. It's Rokasong glasses on. Yes, yes, yes. Give him a fake wound. You know, he's not hurt at all, but we, we fucking slices a uniform open. And then an actor, a paid actor, one of the guys from Captain Phillips. We get him to pretend he's one of them, you know, moon landing.

29:51We're making a point now. Yeah, total wrong accent. Yeah. People like, Hey, man, that guy's fucking, that guy sounds like in Mexican. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Well, that's the thing with deep fakes. They don't even have to fucking do that anymore. You're right. Deep fakes are so nuts. I know. They're so nuts. I was watching this Greta Thurneberg deep fake fake one about electric vibrators. I was watching Obama ice spice. That was pretty good. I can't even find his big fat ass. There's a Trump rap song out. Yeah. There's an AI Trump rap or Trump rap. Let's see, I don't like that because it's taking jobs out of good, good like a Trump impersonators.

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33:42I went to a Lewin. I took him to the Mercedes dealership. I was the fucking hype man. Dude. I was in the back seat going, dude. I was telling him I bought all the features, dude. The back wheel. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, he was, so I went, when I was here last when I was at the mothership, I just, I wanted to hit the pool. I was like, yo Shane, let's fucking hang out and he wasn't there. He was like, yo you can just go hang out in my house. I'm the first person to ever, I was just alone in Shane's house doing fucking cannon balls into his pool looking at his car. I was just like, he was like, going. That's awesome.

34:12Feel it. His house is dope. Dude, it's out of control. It's very nice. Beautiful place. Oh my god. I'm so happy for him. I'm so happy he's here too. Yeah. It's so awesome having him at the club all the time. Working on new shit. It's like, we got a great vibe there now. Dude, the club fucking rules. It's so fun. It's so awesome. It really is. It's so fun. Yeah, it's nice to just pop in. You get the fucking bottom of the barrel shows fun. You just fucking riffing. The crowds are always good. Bottom of the barrel shows is literally like a factory for premises. You know, even if you can't recreate the moment.

34:46Like some in there. Because a lot of times it's like, there's a crazy moment that makes you go down a certain path. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, but you have to figure out how to get to that moment. Yeah, well when you're on stage, it's like, and you're not, you're only using, it's like survival mode. So it's like, you haven't prethought of anything. And there's some deep part of your brain that just something awesome will come out of that. Yeah. 10 % of the time. Yeah, that's enough. But that's enough. That's a good shit right there. Every now and then. Yeah, I got two last week that are like legit that I'm like watering them.

35:17Yeah. I'm like, oh yeah, you're gonna be a true little buddy. Put a little splint in it. One of the leaves is going fucking. It's the most fun thing in common is that the new bits and new premises. It's making something work. It's the only thing that feels good. It's like even, even being like, you know, even a sold out theater, it's cool, but a new joke in a shitty bar feels 10 times better than selling out of 3000 seats. Yeah, when, when something cracks for the first time, you realize you've got something like, oh boy. Oh yeah. Because like, there's this process of creation that's just so weird.

35:53Like you never know one day I'm gonna run out of new ideas. One day I'm gonna run out of new jokes. So I'm gonna be like those guys that just have the same material for 50 years. I know. And that was what it, I mean, it does feel weird because it's like, I do feel like the last 10 years, there's been a real shift in like, you just got to fucking be putting shit out. Well, there's so much content out there and there's also so many people that come to comedy now. I don't think comedy has ever been bigger, ever. There's way more comics selling out arenas. It's crazy. There's more comics that have specials.

36:25For example, Fat Rascal on Netflix. Oh my God. That comes out tomorrow. That comes out tomorrow. That's right. That's right. That's that Rascal shot here in the beautiful Paramount theater. Great fucking really fucking awesome. Cool old school theater. Yeah, dude. It was fucking insane. And Dini's got little fuck who Dini's hooks are up there. Oh my God. And the mother fuck was in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. No, it was crazy. Wow, I didn't know who Dini came to Austin. Who Dini was out there, dude. Who Dini hit the road like Berk Kreischer. Yeah, there it is. You shoot. Fat Rascal. You look like Ron Jeremy there.

36:57Yeah, I know. A little bit. I do. I have that vibe. I'm kind of a lot. That's the, you know, Ron Jeremy with maybe one eighth of the penis. That's kind of what we're going for there. It is tough to be compared to a guy who was historically ugly, but his saving grace was a huge dick and my dick is little. Not a great. Not a great. I think back then porn stars, they wanted him to be ugly so that guys didn't feel bad. Didn't feel right. Good looking guy. Like if you're at home whacking off with some good looking guys getting laid. Pull up. Cool. Fuck is this guy. Who does he think he is? Look at him with a six back piece of shit.

37:34Yeah, yeah. You want a guy who looks at Ron Jeremy. That's true. Maybe we can take it to the next level. Maybe there's little dick porn has to start now. I think they already have that in other countries. In other, you mean just all Japanese porn is out where you're saying that you did. I don't know why he said that. I felt it. It was weird about Japanese porn as they have to blur out the dicks in the vaginas. They blur out penetration. Yeah. Very strange. What happened? I don't understand it. I mean, what are you protecting by making confusion as to whether or not someone is I mean, you really don't have to have any real porn because it's all blurred out.

38:15Yeah, I mean, I will say I have jacked off to the blurred out porn. Interesting. And it's not. Yeah, now we're getting no other choice. Yeah, I don't know. Because you're hard drive crash. Sometimes I'm in the zone, Joe. Sometimes you want to switch it up. You know, I like a big, I like a big pillowy Asian titty to jack off to, you know, and you can't really get the, you want to get those straight from the source, you know, you want to get Japanese stuff. They're making cool noises. Ron Hoys is. Yeah. You don't want someone who's been BBL and the jubbies. I don't, listen, I didn't say that. I'm just saying I want it all.

38:44Give me a sampler pack. A little bit of that. A little bit of authentic grass fed. Authentic grass fed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you want to go to Chinatown sometimes, so I try to do it. Yeah, sometimes you want to get a new one. Yeah, you don't want a panda express. No, you want to get the real deal. No, a little panda express will hit the spot. It's not bad, I mean, if you're at the mall, you want some orange chicken. You get the mall. Get your dick sucked by a Zara employee in the bathroom. Just taking the metaphor to its logical conclusion. Joe, as far as you can go with it, I support. I support your thought process.

39:14But yeah, I will, I don't know. Sometimes I feel worldly jacking off to Japanese porn. You know, like watching a foreign film. Like a guy who like, yeah, a guy who brags about reading old books. Right, right. Yeah, absolutely. It's like watching a good darn film or whatever, you know? When I first met Calon, the first time I ever went over his apartment, he leaves books laying out as if he's reading them. Did they, yeah. He had like, steined back of my nightmares. And I go, hey, motherfucker, I know you're not reading this. Also, that's what you're reading in high school. Because I browse raise, he goes, I do read it.

39:48I go, you don't, do you? You want people to think you're interested. Yeah, yeah. So you leave these books out. Yeah. Which by the way, I'm by people, I mean girls. Of course, you want girls to think you're interesting. So you leave these books out, pertaining that you're like worldly. You know what's so funny is that I have like an e -reader thing. And I was reading like, you know, some book about, I was reading like about good fellows or like, you know, some trashy like, you're not even trashy, but like a detective thing. And then I switched it up to like, you know, some smart on the outside.

40:17Some shit about like civil rights or something like that. So the people didn't know, you can switch it on the outside. You can switch it on the outside. It just like, I have done that before. What does the outside look like? Like how? It's just like a screen. So I have an outside screen too. Yeah, just just the screen, right? A e -reader and it'll just show what you're reading. Right. And I was reading like, you know, like some, some fucking book about, you know, the, oh, I was reading about the, the Phoenix Sun, seven seconds or less. I read a lot of basketball books, you know, that kind of shit.

40:46And then a girl was coming out. I was like, let's do some fucking. I don't even know what I had. Some book I started never even finished. I was like, let's pretend I'm smart. Or even like shit girls like like a more a commie book, you know? What's a more a commie book? He's good. Those are good books. They're like dreamy Japanese book. Back to the Japanese thing. I don't know. It's a book about, the guy does a lot of like magic, it's like some magical realism shit. It's all about, it's always like a guy who, uh, there's always like an insane woman who has like BPD. And he always, it's always some nerd.

41:19And in the book, he, the nerd always fucks the girl really well. I don't know what that is about. Check it out, man. These are men without women. A rookie more a commie. Great stuff. What I talk about when I talk about running. I haven't read that one. Huh. Uh, Norwegian would. Norwegian would. I know that guy. Norwegian is work. Yeah. Yeah. It's blurred out. But he's the reason why Ron Jeremy had a career. Yeah. Just some blonde six four guy. Four guy. Some Fabio looking motherfucker with a giant hog. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. And Norwegian would. He fucks two. He fucks an old lady and a young woman.

41:52Wow. Yeah. That shows you what I'm getting out of literature, by the way. Who's the man who just getting pussy out of there? There's some fucking like professor listening to this. Like that guy's dumb as shit. That's what he gets out of more a commie. But what can I say? Hey, they're nice dream like books. Art is open to interpretation. Different people get different things. I'm a simple man. I see things with one lens. You should be you. Yeah. I'm gonna be those motherfuckers. How many professors of your method are happy? Yeah. They seem perpetually conflicted. Yeah, just the ones. And tortured.

42:24Just the ones who fuck their students. I'm pretty sure. And they can't do that anymore. Yeah. That was like the main reason to be a professor. Back in the Feynman days. Yeah. And those guys all bang their graduate students. That was like part of the thing. It's like look really hot 22 year old students that are enamored by this amazing professor with this PhD full library of books. Yeah. He probably hasn't been ready. Yeah. Yeah, actually probably has read them. Which is more incredible. Yeah, yeah. He's not running a scam. Exactly. That's the payoff. Yeah, you think in the like in the like application process or the interview process they're like look, we can't offer you that much money.

42:59But here's a picture of all the girls that got in this year. Here's how good. Here's the quality. No, not only did they get paid well, they get tenure. They can't even get fired. But I bet they can get fired now if they bang their students. Yeah. Also, I feel like higher. Yeah, I think higher ed in general is fucked. When do you think they stop bang their students? Was it the same time they stop fucking kids? Definitely after that. I think that was more recent. I think that was more recent. I think people are still picking their spots and fucking their students. Really? Grads, I think it's up to grad student now though.

43:30I don't think you can fucking undergrad. When I was in high school, my friend, she was 17. She was dating a Spanish teacher. That's, I mean, that guy should go to jail. He was cool. He was the cool Spanish teacher. Oh, he's bringing in pie. He was like 25. I mean, relatively the age gap wasn't that bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Still, she's a student at the school. But she was a little predator. Yeah. She was.

43:59But got crazy. Yeah, I think at that time it was the, that's the last hurrah. Oh, he is. Yeah. Once people started reading about the effects of it, like, hey, this is kind of strange. Yeah, what do you, wait a minute, maybe fuck a 21 -year -old. Yeah, and also if like you're a teacher and you can affect their grades. How often is that happen? Yeah, yeah. That must have been a big factor. Oh, yeah. Big factor. Oh, yeah. You're a professor. Yeah. And if you're banging a student, you give her A's. Yeah. Seems, you know. And if she's a sociopath and she just wants to get ahead no matter what. Sure.

44:34Yeah. Look, there's definitely, it's the thing where you're like, the guy's got to stop it because it's like, yeah, just because somebody wants to fuck you doesn't mean it's right. Well, it's also like if you're a professor and you're, I mean, literally, that's like you're setting up their career. Yeah. And you hold, you just hold too much juice over whether or not they're going to get an A and whether or not that's going to allow them. In the power that it allows them. It's crazy. Yeah. But it's also corruption because like without a doubt, there has been grades that were given to people that professors fucked that they didn't deserve without a doubt.

45:10Without a question. Without question. Without question. I need to do zero research to make this constantly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm with you. I'm doubling down. Yeah, so that alone. It's like imagine if you like hire someone for a firm and you're like, look, she's got straight A's and then she gets into the job and she's like, she's a moron. Like what happened? Yeah, she's fucked everybody. Maybe that's maybe that's the pay gap. Well, they started there. There was an ad from like the 1950s about a secretary and it was something about has your boss been ignoring you? Maybe you needed to change your smell and like put different fucking deodorant on and shit.

45:46Literally, they were advertising that a secretary's like that that was the goal that the secretary had. You tried to get the boss to fall in love with a husband. Yeah, yeah, going to college and being a secretary for a while was just like, all right, if you don't, if you don't graduate with an English degree and a husband, you, you fucking wasted your four years. Yeah. I wonder if we're going to look back in the future about women entering into the workforce and like being forced to do, if anyone's going to make a long term analysis of this shift in culture that that brought about because it pretty between that and birth control.

46:23So those two things just changed the options for women. Totally. Entirely. Yeah. Like you know, every time you have sex, you don't have to worry about getting knocked up every time. Imagine if you're a woman, like a guy just wants to fucking you like, I'm not, I don't think we should do this. You don't have a condom. I'm just like, don't worry about it. Pull out. Meanwhile, you might have all fucking human life growing side of you. That's crazy. He's going to whack off six hours from now. 100%. He's just trying to get the loads. Just trying to get, yeah, trying to get the poison out. And if you're a guy and you know, when, when back in those days, when, I mean, you got to imagine it's hard for us to even contextualize what it must have been like before birth control.

47:03And then there's the other thing, the birth control pill is fucking terrible for them. Yeah. Terrible for them. No, I know a lot of my friends will just go off. They'll just be like, it's not worth it. Like if you get out of, you get out of your early 20s, no kid, you're like, all right, I can't do this to my fucking body anymore. Well, it changes the way you view the world. It changes the way what women are attracted to. It changes everything. Yeah. You're, you're ingesting a pill that tricks your body and the thinking you're already pregnant. Which is just not so you're walking around perpetually pregnant.

47:35Interesting. Yeah. So you just want like to feel safe, I guess. I wonder. Yeah. I mean, it's got to have some, I mean, there must be a way to, I mean, with really intelligent women, a rationalized understand what's going on. But for a lot of them that shift in the hormonal balance, it has a significant impact on what you do. No, that totally makes sense. I wonder why the fuck we don't have any like, sign me up for the guy pill. Let me be able to push. You don't want the guy pill. Why? Because the guy pill kills you testosterone. They gave a guy pill and the guy, it turned the guy trans. Oh, the shoulder slump.

48:10Damn, you're an awesome, the attention will get great. It'll be juicy. You can fucking squirt on the lens. I feel like on the lens. I feel like there's no other way. There's got to, is there like some fake vasectomy shit you could do or like? Well, there's a real vasectomy that you can do. Guys can get their tubes tied and they supposedly can put them back together again. But it's not 100%. Yeah, they might not, it might be scar tissue. You don't want to freeze nut. Frozen nuts, not coming out. No, what kind of psychopath baby are you going to have with frozen nuts? This baby's been frozen, that nuts moving slow.

48:46Frozen for 30 years. Frostbitten. Bro, have you ever read into how many doctors use their own gizz and fertility plants? Easy dude. It's nuts. What's even the fucking, the psychology of that is insane to me. I mean, I guess, because it's like, you think it's an animalistic thing to want to, to like spread your seed, right? On some like, evolutionary level. But we've taken your eight steps away from that, right? Where you're not even getting, like I could see the weird trying to fuck your patients. I like, they don't even want to know the kids. That's, it's more crazy. They just literally want their shit out there.

49:23Well, Brett Weinstein, who's an evolutionary biologist, he explained to me, the difference is, it's beautiful and hot. He goes, you know the difference is beautiful and hot. I'm like, there's a difference. Yeah. Like, what's the difference? He goes, hot is someone that's not going to require anything from you. You could just have sex with them right away. And that from an evolutionary perspective gives you an opportunity to spread your seed without having any sort of commitment. Yes. Whereas, beautiful is someone that you want to settle down with and commit with. It's Renaissance painting, little chubby lady in the corner.

49:58Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, sweet face. Yeah. Yeah. I think, you know, that, that thing that was lost to me, I never even thought about that before. Yeah. I guess I also, I guess I consider like hot, more almost like dangerous on some level too. You know what I mean? Like a, like a, like the Megan Fox archetype of like almost evil, you know what I mean? Like, I'm a little scared. But you know what I mean? She's got like a, no, tell me what you mean. Okay. So you ever see, she's got like the features where it's like if she was a villain in something, you know what I mean? Like if she's like Jennifer's body, that's horror movie.

50:30She was perfect for it. Because it's like, there is an edge to her, you know what I mean? There's like an edge to someone who has like, who has like, you know, like almost femme fatale, but like not trying to, not trying to hide what she is. She's just like, so just, yeah, I don't know. It's, I just see something. She's calling you on Hanson has that. Do you ever see that alien movie that she did? I think it's called Under the Skin. Oh, I haven't seen it. It's really good. She can definitely turn on your right. But she has like, she also has kind of like softer features too. There's like an angular thing, Angelina Jolie maybe.

51:04You know what I mean? Like there's an angular thing to it. There's like a, almost like, I guess the, like the black widow feel to where it's like man -eater, like this kind of thing where it's like, oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Watch out for she'll choose you. Yeah, exactly. Something like that, a song the two gay guys wrote. You know, Scarlett Johansson, those guys are in a legal battle with each other. Oh, man, that's a shame. Sad. Hall of notes. Hall of notes. If they can't get along, who can? I know. Hall of notes are going to court. It's a nice easy listening. Yeah. How's Hall of note fighting?

51:38That sucks, dude. Yeah. But that Scarlett Johansson movie, she plays an alien that kills people. Mm. An alien that kills guys. So she seduces these guys and kills them. Oh, I love that classic. It's really interesting, though. Yeah. It's very original, very interesting movie. I haven't seen that one. Is that what's called under the skin? Show a clip of it.

52:00She's insanely hot. She's insanely hot. She's hot in the really intelligent hot woman. But you know, she almost straddle. I think there's a definitely, but there's a softness there. I guess Big Titties is also what I'm talking about. Round notes. I guess I'm thinking about a sharp nose. Right, you're thinking of Nazis. She's a bitch in leather. She's going to put a fog in. I'm getting my mouth. With one of those SS helmets. Yeah. Oh shit. Sounds pretty cool. Yeah. Oh, damn.

52:36So she assimilates.

52:42So you have the tone. Yes? Oh man, I would be toast. So she picks up these guys and takes them home. Come to me.

53:01Well, what the fuck? Yeah.

53:09Pretty interesting. It would be so easy to train. It's not ironic and unnerving performance.

53:17It just shows you like if aliens wanted to take over. They would just have to be hot women. Dude, hot, hot manipulative women. So, and that's the thing it's like, yeah, just a hot, well not even, see that's the thing. She's not even like that evil thing I'm talking about because that would almost be two on the nose. Right. You want just like a hot, nice woman who's just like hot a little bit soft. It's a little bit soft. She has a little softness to her. Absolutely. You don't want the angular thing because that would do it wrong. I would still get trapped. But going into it, I'd be like, I'm probably going to die.

53:47Right. You going to go on, that's probably not. Yeah. Look at her face. That was perfect cheeks. It's the area in which to find. Yeah, I mean, the places I've gone for head are so scary. Like they'll fucking back. I hooked up with one girl. I didn't know it all off the internet. Who was like, she was just like, I was like, what's your address? And she was like, let me just drop you a pin. And I had to go through like an alley and do a back entrance. Did you just say you're getting 100 % and at the same time I was like, I hope I don't get fucking killed. But I didn't stop. And then I went and I fucked it was cool.

54:21But I was like, damn, thank God. This would have been so easy, so many different ways to get abducted. I'm sure guys are getting got like that all the time. People get robbed off Tinder. For sure. And you're ever been asked to be. What's the like a scary young Boston Joe? You ever go into like a fucking scary place to get sucked off? No, I'm lucky I never had a girlfriend guy. And you never had a situation where I was like going into a dangerous situation for sex. Never. You probably would get you're a cute kid. You're probably getting cute. You get a boy friendly boy. Boy handsome boy pretty.

54:54A little boy in sleep. Boy friendly. It's all the pop out new guinea talk. It's fucking you had those soft lips. I've seen that little pic of you with the fucking earring earring in the leather jacket. That's not good for comedy though. I'm funny you're being ugly. Yeah for sure. Yeah, when you get older you're funny. That's like it's like you know like Matt Rife. He takes a lot of shit because he's too beautiful. Yeah, tough. Yeah, tall handsome perfect hair. You know, you know, squid, a handsome squid, we're job. People shit on him for zero reason. I'm like sexy. If he was a little guy with glasses doing the same act, no one would be mad at him.

55:31Yeah, but he also proud. He wouldn't get as much attention though. That's the double. That's the double edged sword. Right. It's like a bunch of like you know, horny women aren't coming out to fight. That's true. To a nebyshy to 20 year old Ari that you met with Matt Rife. He's not selling that fucking arenas. That is true. It's got that going for him. Like the audience is like half milves. Totally. It's on my milk thing. Am I put it over half? Yeah, it's fine. I'm like these older ladies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're still hot. Totally. Yeah, that's nice. Like a hot grandma. I love a hot grandma.

56:03A hot 46 year old grandma is pretty hard to be. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Had him young, sweeten mom. Teen mom. Who's kiddos right kids at 18? And now she says that young Matt Rife is like, mm, yummy. Absolutely. I think that is who gets milk. Milves are not into me. I do get a, it's younger women or into me just because I think it's like the milves want a little got like a little handsome to feel like young again. And I think like hot younger women want like fun. Just a fun. You want laughs? Just a little daddy thing to you're a big fat piece of shit. They like that. The thing about comics though, I think the big one is that they're funny.

56:40And that's what's attractive because. Totally. You know, like what's the percentage of women that are funny? It's a smaller percentage than God. Probably. For whatever the reason. There's funny women out there. Don't get me wrong. But if we're just being honest, we have to grade on a curve. It's probably getting, it's probably, it goes back to the whole what we were talking about with like secretaries and shit, right? Up until very recently, you kind of had to play a subservient role where like if you were funnier than a guy, you had to hide it. Like you weren't, you weren't like rewarded for it until probably 20 years ago.

57:12You know what I mean? Like what about rich women? Yeah. What on rich women start dating guys who have regular jobs? Like what is that? That's got to be insane. I bet you some of them like I think because the women who are like, yeah. You think you do likes it? If he's a fucking, if he knows what's good for him. Let me be a kept man. That sounds like an awesome. But the thing is, if the man has his own dreams of greatness. Overrated.

57:39Overfucking rated. Let me suck on a pair of freshly redone titties. Let me, let me tend to the pool. You know what I mean? Let me fucking throw on some fucking cocoa melon with our son. Did I just scoop the dog shit? Happily. Yeah. With a fucking smile on my face, dude. That's hilarious. I would love a high powered woman who's just like, doesn't, isn't, thinks comedy stupid? You know what I mean? Like is it, I think I would. What if she start telling you stop going on? No, I couldn't do that. Yeah, that's what comedy stupid leads to. But I would be like, yeah, you're right. I mean, I'm just having that issue right now.

58:13Really? Hot, hot girlfriend. Really? And she's like, you don't need to go out tonight. He's like, I do though. Yeah. She's like, but you went out last night. He's like, yeah, it's the job. This is how I get better. I have to, like, you can come with me. Maybe this, not stupid, but like, would prefer if I, doesn't mind the work ethic, but thinks it's like, you know, a low, a low, like, doesn't have any like, respect for the art form. I'm not a people don't have respect. That's what I'm saying. It wouldn't be hard to find. No, that's easy. A rich woman. Comedy is one of the like, the most disparaged art forms.

58:47Yeah. It's very odd in that it's one of the most difficult things to do. It's one of the most widely enjoyed things. Very enjoyable. Very enjoyable. Like, people fucking love comedy, but no one takes it seriously in terms of like, when you see someone who's a serious musician, like, there's just a level of respect for an elite guitarist. Yeah. You know, like a fucking Stevie Ray Vaughn or Gary Clark Jr. There's a level of respect. Like, wow. Yeah. That motherfucker, like, they know they're crafted. Yeah, they have their craft. Yeah. Whereas with comedy, the problem is we're doing something that everybody does.

59:23Which is talking. Talking. Does everyone thinks they can do it? Yeah. You know what I mean? But everyone. Yeah. A friend of mine's been bringing it up lately and I'm like, no. That's what it'd be friends with you and be like, I could do it. Oh my god. It's like, it's not even an open -micro. But everything he understands, he thinks it's funny. He laughs his own shit. It's terrible. Yeah. Oh my god. That's part of the problem. I mean, also, it's like, I love comedy. It's the thing I, you know, my whole life has been dedicated to it. But I also understand I respect the guitarist more than a comedian.

59:53Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Like, they're right. Well, they practice. A fine, exactly. They actually practice when no one's around. A fine artist. Like, I respect them more than fucking comedy. And I love that, though. I think it should be the low. I like the where the lowest form of show. Yeah, that's good. We're fucking eating. Yeah. We are dumb as fuck. We have like a type. Some of us have a type of intelligence or like, like, I think what I like is emotional intelligence. I can pick up on people, but I'm not fucking reading books anymore. Most of my mind, my, I think my brain is essentially like a tackometer.

1:00:27Uh huh. Like, I can redline that bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if I have scientists and I have to have discussions with them, or if there's something serious that I have to debate about with someone, I can redline it. Yeah. But for the most part, I'm cruising on the highway to Steadie 2500RPM. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. I'm a golf cart. Hey, guys, how are we doing? Let me tell you about what time my dick didn't get hard. That's what I'm doing. Whenever I think of golf carts, I think of Jackie Gleason. I do not know why. Yeah, I was just a photo of Jackie Gleason on a golf cart. His golf cart had a cooler built into it.

1:00:59Sick. And he's a Jackie Gleason. You just like to play golf and get lit. It's great. That's a nice way to be. See if you can find the photo of Jackie Gleason on the, so I don't know why, but this, this photo. This is it right here. That's whenever I think of golf carts, I think of that, that's a shit version. Here it is. Jackie Gleason. Look at his golf cart. It's a Rolls Royce Golf cart. He has golf cart. Respect. Look at his golf with an American flag on it. What a guy. Not even an American flag. Is that the first? Is that the, yeah, the, the first 13th? The first 13th? Yeah, the colonnance.

1:01:32It said he oozes self satisfaction, which is hilarious. And he does turn it down during the professional tournaments held there. Oh, hell yeah. He's got the horse. He's got the horse. That's a switch shield. That's a, that's what I want my life to be like. And listen, man, that guy got drunk constantly. Yeah, he was just always lit. Respect. He was always having a good time. Jackie Gleason had a good fucking time. Let me hear some. After four or five of these good heavens, the spectator, Gal Donny, when you play as good as that heavens has nothing to do with it. Please. Okay. He played good. Yeah.

1:02:08He was a really good pool player. Nice. Like a, like an elite level pool player. I believe it. He's in the movie The Hustler. Would love the movie. Yeah. In 1963. And he's the only guy I've ever seen like that that's, that's just an actor. Then when you see him play pool, you don't get offended. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I watch him make balls. My, oh, that guy's got a, he's got a slip stroke. Well, it's all your real player. He did a show. He felt it. He did a show. He did a show. He did a show. He did a show. He did a show. He did a show. Well, he does.

1:02:54That's Mother killed until extremely is a game and still decided to trust Chash不能 This is the game. And� didn't run to during the time where he was in the summer, like, he That's four days, right? But in August, I was looking at me say, look, how many flip ground. Yeah. Let that you see what I said, Wanara, open and cut out and get him dead .17. at checks in a little bit than I saw the gold clubs. It says the great one. It says the great one on his clubs. Go back. Look at that. The great one. The great one. The fucking club literally says the great one on it. That's so fucking sick. JG the great one.

1:03:26No. Gold clubs. My shit. That's a Rick Flair like adlib. He was amazing. He was amazing. You know, the amazing thing in the hustler, he doesn't even talk hardly. Yeah. He doesn't, I mean, he has a few lines, but he just plays this stoic pool player. He's the best pool player in the world. Fatch, which is named? Minnesota Fatch. Minnesota Fatch. No, I love that movie. Yeah. You know, there's a guy, like a real pool player named Minnesota Fats who just stole the name. He was a hustler. The Minnesota Fats, the guy who you see, like he would be in these like exhibitions against like Willie Masconi back in the day.

1:04:01His real name was New York Fats. It's called New York Fats. And then the movie came out and he was like, that movie's about me. And he changed his name to Minnesota Fats. Work smarter, not harder. Like Rick Ross, basically. The rapper Rick Ross. Exactly. You know, the real freeway Ricky Ross. Freeway Ricky Ross. Yeah. Freeway Ricky Ross tried to sue him, like because he's using his name and said, Nope. Rick Ross, honestly, how he got away with everything is awesome. The real Rick Ross. Both. Both. I think the Rick Ross is crazy. He was selling for the CIA. Yeah. He gets both. Bro, he didn't even know how to read until he got into fucking jail.

1:04:38For that. He became a jailhouse lawyer and then realized once he was in jail, that they had tried him for three strikes based on one case. And you can't do that. Fuck you. It has to be three separate times you were arrested. So he got out. So sick. Yeah, he got himself out. So sick. Didn't know how to read. That's awesome. And he was a killer tennis player. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Freeway Ricky Ross. Did he pick that up in jail too? No. When he was younger. He was like a killer tennis player. But like what future is he? He lives in Compton. So he starts selling drugs and didn't know that he was selling it for the fucking CIA to fund the Sandinistas versus the Contras.

1:05:11That's so fucking crazy. He was a very old man. And then you got Rick Ross. Who was a fucking... He was a person guard. That's the... That's what I'm saying is like he... Because he's so good at lying and rapping and just like you hear Rick Ross rapping, you're like, that's Jackie Gleason on a fucking golf cart. That's fucking goal clubs. That's like, you know, marble football. He's just talking about all this crazy shit. And 50 cent who's the best troll of all time. He's so funny. He thought he was destroying everyone. He like was up against... He's up against Rick Ross who's stealing a real drug dealer's name.

1:05:45Was a literal cop. 50 cent had the pictures of him in his little uniform. Rick Ross was just good enough at fucking rapping. It didn't fucking matter. He's so good at fucking, you know, luxurious rap. Well, you ever made love... Have you ever made love to the woman in your dreams in a room full of money out in London as she screams? That's a fucking Rick Ross line. That's fucking beautiful, dude. That's crazy. A room full of money in London. It's like Tony Hitchcock had this bit that he used to do about Michael Jackson. And he goes, Michael Jackson was so good when beat it came on, you didn't give a fuck about those kids.

1:06:20And it's true. It is, yeah. There hasn't been a single artist in all of history that was accused by multiple people of pedophilia. We all knew he had kids spend the night over his house. It was all sick and weird. Yeah, really fucking weird. He literally turned his fucking house into a honey pot for kids. The cat Neverland is so good. Oh yeah. He was like, he was like, I have shit in my house that bitches like. He was like, I don't like silk pillowcases, but bitches do. And then he's like, now what is Michael's house? How's that? He's just like a Ferris wheel. He's like, who do you think he's trying to fuck?

1:06:58I know people are so good. People are so much shit about that bit. Dude, that, first of all, that might be my favorite special of all time because he's just Zappin Chronicles. Yes. And he's just comes out in the green. In the middle of it, he dances to his own song on an upset. Just in the middle of it. In the middle, little John comes out. He's fucking crushing. And it's a shorter special, but he's got the fucking turbo button the whole time. He's crushing the whole time. The act outs are out of control. The fuck, everything is so good. And in that special is my favorite Michael Jackson bit and my favorite bit about the Iraq war where he's just like, what's the Iraq war?

1:07:33What does the Iraq army's uniform look like? I'll wait. Tell me. He's like, and then he's talking about how insurgents. He's like, we're killing motherfuckers in flip flops, sweatpants. He was like, you mean, it's, and it's, it's, it's a bit in between two bits. Yeah. Like it's almost on the side. And it is literally as good as any political comic because he just gets to the fucking heart of the matter. That, that special's fucking unbelievable. Yeah, he had a run. He had a run for a few years, but he was on the top. And he's still, that's the thing. It's like, maybe culturally, it's not what it used to be, but from like the numbers, like people still fucking watch cat Williams.

1:08:07A ton, dude. Oh, yeah. I'm saying like, oh, yeah, he was on fire. He was on fire. Pimp crop, but truly that special. I, I lit, I thought, I, you know, I go back and forth, but that, I mean, it's on the mount rush more for me of just like, it's pretty damn good. And, and it captured something. It's so, you know, that of that 2000's era of like, you know, that's what I, yeah, I mean, he looks incredible. Look at that, Jack, give me some of this volume. Yeah. Swed your firm out his own song in the middle of a special.

1:08:40Look at him. Oh, yeah, this is about a baseball.

1:08:47I mean. Yeah.

1:08:53In the middle of a special, look at this. It's bell buckle. Jesus Christ. Look at that bell buckle. Look at those knees. The man's a dancer. Well, you can move like that when you weigh 130 pounds. Yeah. Yeah. It's quite a bit easier. You just in the middle of a special and it doesn't stop him at all.

1:09:20Like, imagine he came out with a tiger once. Did you ever see that special? No, that's awesome. Yeah, especially with a tiger in the cage behind him. But dude, was a tiger a lion? I don't remember. But dude, a giant ass cat. Think about how hard it would be to follow little John in the height of his fucking, height of his fame. Right. Coming out in the middle of your, in the middle of it, cat will give a fuck, dude. Well, he wants them there. That's what I'm saying. It's like, who can do that? Such a flex. Like, this isn't going to affect me at all. I'm in total control of all the motherfuckers.

1:09:50And by the way, you can tell, I think he shot that in one go. There's no multiple shows. It's fucking incredible. I mean, he's so tough. So fucking good. But yeah, that bit's, that Michael Jackson bit he did was so fucking good. And he was, you know, just the man. And just, and it's cool because it's like, he's also a great actor when he was in fucking Atlanta. He was fucking awesome. I heard a song in that. It's, it's, it's a great show. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, it's, he's just got so much depth and he's such an interesting person. It's like all like coming, imagine coming back from getting in a fight with a child.

1:10:24He's like a god. He got fucked up by like a middle schooler. Yeah. And it's like, he's doing arenas like two years later. Everyone's like, well, that's it for, that's it for cat. That one time when he's just completely destroying that, some woman on the radio, you see that? She is trying to go after him in the softest way possible. And he is demol, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, like when he was coming back from his troubles and shit like that. And this woman has no idea what she's doing. He's just calling, he's like, uh, fuck, I forget what it is, but it's like him on, I don't remember what radio show, but it's like, so they took a caller.

1:10:55No, she's like a host. Oh. And he's like, you know, he's just fucking being chill, whatever. And it's just like, he's just such a genuine guy that you can't shake him. And he's funny. He's so fucking funny. What are you thinking? This woman, he, I don't know, I don't remember what he said to her. It's, I, you know, if you can find it, Jay, but like, it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen in terms of, like, just destroying a woman, destroying this only reason to go on one of those radio shows. Yeah. Well, same doesn't where he goes. He goes on morning shows and talks about like how each, yes, this is okay.

1:11:26K .O .S. versus Wanda Smith. The J .O .S. He has 19 inches long and I have no permanent. No, it is not. Yes, they come around come run one of your gnarled fingers. Gnarled. They have to do yours. That's right. They don't have to. He'll not hear. Gnarled fingers.

1:11:57This clothes are old matter. I want to apologize.

1:12:062019 summer line. We want to a break real quick. She said he's got old ass clothes. He says runnest. I don't remember a while now, right? I'm not going to be right here on the job. It doesn't made out of here. If you can't get your blood pressure down, you can't call me. Your cholesterol is 600. I'm a little mama's baby. Well, she's so nervous. She's so nervous, dude. Look at her. Look at the nervous laughter. Being on a radio. Yes, man, I've never been to prison. Are you 19 felonies? No conviction. I'm being on prison. And jail aren't the same. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Only one of us has $12 worth of jewelry on.

1:12:55If you want to, if you want to wander jewelry, please go to sit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. At any point, if you have two pets, a newborn one, you know everything you want?

1:13:10Choice is going this bitch yet no idea what you're talking about.

1:13:29Oh my god.

1:13:35Oh my god. Just oh my god comes with a pack and you put you get everything she is on You're comfort from that. How do you recover from that? I think you have to quit and when you go back to work tomorrow Whenever he's like how you feeling dude that follows you for a year Especially if she reads the comments and you know she reads the comments dude that video is just for will live on That's what people know her from All clothes on First first of all you know he's rich Cat Williams is rich rich rich rich. I've been doing arenas. Yeah, she's the fourth mic on a fucking radio show Come on lady. What is that you got old clothes on?

1:14:16It's a woman completely out of her depth who does it? Who didn't appreciate that everybody was you know rightfully like respecting cat as a fucking legend and she probably just didn't like it And such is gonna get over on them. How how do you think that people are delusional? What I'm looking at this what the story what crazy? Oh no Did it apparently at a show of his in Atlanta? Her husband pointed a gun at her Because of his ridicule of her Imagine getting got so well Imagine getting roasted so bad your husband points a gun at the guy following the interview in the alleged altercation We Williams and sellers Smith address both on air.

1:14:58She said that at the comedy theater Williams saw her and approached her and said I told you fucking with me will make you go viral This led to sellers chasing Williams into a few depot supermarkets Because of legal reasons Smith couldn't talk further about the altercation But she did discuss feeling attacked during her interview with Williams. Oh Incredible dude good luck playing that card with that video. Oh my god I felt like as you started talking the beginning. He had it agenda to attack me and I kept feeling some type of way She explained He kind of came for me and I'm not kind of comed I'm not that kind of comedian.

1:15:36She's a comedian. Oh my god Like I don't go to for tat when he started coming at me it kind of threw me off I did not have come back because that's not how I wanted to talk to him because of the respect. Oh now I'm not playing victim she said I'm not a jokester like that. I don't know how to do that He did it. He won it threw me off. Oh my god. I hate the L lady. Oh my god I put some smoke salmon up my ass and put it waved it in front of a bear's face and it attacked me and now I'm sad You pimp slap the bear It's insane. I mean she went up to him 100 % crazy He and he let her he was letting her off easy And then at the end when he's just he's got that he's got the special bar charged up He does his finishing move on her.

1:16:20She's fucked dude. Well when he started with run -yum now Noreals make it Noreal the fingers is that's like lady. That's the warning shot Yeah, you're fucking within a week comic and also he's real comfortable and relaxed and he's got his stop But he's the man is ready to go. Oh my god That was like one of the best takedowns I've ever seen since it was fucking incredible But that's like a Mike Tyson fight in the 80s. It's like doing in there with him makes no sense You're a fucking tomato can this is terrible idea. How do you think this is gonna turn out? I know I know He's the fucking man. Yeah, do you do radio anymore?

1:16:56Do you ever do that? Not really? I just doesn't I know it just doesn't like I did it doesn't work at the very end of like when I first started headlining And you know playing like I would feature and then I would do the Sunday or something like that You know or the Thursday I did it a couple times, but I was like why am I up a fucking 5 a .m.? Mm -hmm if it moves two tickets You're lucky and it's just like now. It's like we kind of do the fun like I'll do the shows that you know Depending I'll do some you know lebitard is a really great show. I'll do that. I'll do but even those shows It's like he's also a podcast now.

1:17:30We're like I'll do local, you know in certain markets I'll do Baltimore when I go home Shout out to my boy Justin Schlagel. I'll do his show because you know He's one of the guys that started at me and and it's still a good show in the market like 9 -day rock whatever But it doesn't feel worth it anymore I kept doing Boston long after I stopped doing other places the same thing because it matter Yeah, it means something. Yeah, but man Used to be radio was well radio was probably what led me to get into podcasting Oh, interesting cuz I would do radio shows like I'm gonna do one of these. Yeah, this would be fun Yeah, no one ever give me one right yeah, yeah better by a micro shitty microphone.

1:18:05Yeah, just record Yeah, god damn it's kind of it used to be the only way to sell tickets That's kind of gone. I think it is going. I mean I assume I think maybe some part like I guess I don't know if like Bob and Thomas still big used to work though He used to work like if you went to Columbus and you did a what was that there's a fucking There was a god. I can't remember the name to that morning zoo was big for there for a while And then there was another show Depending on the year you're talking about though. Yeah, but no, you're right I mean if we really think about it it really was like podcasts because it's like how How there's a ton of even though there's like 200 podcasts that do really just off the top of my head You know comedy podcast.

1:18:49There's a ton of successful ones It's the same way where it's like every market had a place where a guy was a fucking celebrity. Yep in their little town Mm -hmm you couldn't fuck with that guy. Yeah, dude. He was like a fucking Don and that has kind of gone away because now it's like Yeah, there was a morning guy the morning guy was the fucking ass ring dude That's gonna be and that crazy that that went like blockbuster a Blockbuster video just like why? Well, and it's like you know those shows were like I mean again I barely did him you I guess like I did a lot. Yeah, like could you did you feel you can be funny on there You just had to be right it was just like I would show up lit.

1:19:24Yeah always always I Never did those over I just like it higher I had barbecue that's just barbecue Just hilarious Not going what I was talking about 15 seconds after I was talking This house of the most loose it's six o 'clock in the morning. Give me a big cup of coffee. Yeah, I'm a joint. Let me go Let me go. Let's go. Let's get into it. Yeah, let's have some fun and you know I've drank on the radio too, but that's that's hard man because then you go back to your hotel room and crash and then you feel like shit at like 2 p .m Oh fuck I didn't even think yeah, cuz the show's got to come after yeah, that's the fucked up part Yeah, but if you're on a radio show and you're having fun you got to go Yeah, I mean this is this is like the advertisement to get people to come see you right so you're fucking around having a good time You're crushing it you gotta stay on yeah, gotta have a good time and but I always just to think like that would be the job Man, yeah, I'm a fucking radio gig would be the job you figured it out I don't want the fuck out.

1:20:21What are you talking about it? It's like This is exactly that except you don't have to fucking you can talk about whatever the fuck you want You know what I mean? You're exactly that's why I never would have got one of those jobs Hey, hey, can't talk about the pyramids again Like but hold on come on dude. There's no way those motherfuckers made them It was a fucking alien beam dust the fucking knowledge Also, you would have executives. Yeah, you know a bunch of fucking like they would have meetings with like I was friends with Kevin and Being in LA. That was like one of the last shows that ever did they were no they were the last radio show that I would ever willingly do yeah, yeah, yeah, they were boys.

1:20:59They were fun. They were good dudes and you know when they got fired man They just got fucking they just got told they were fired and they weren't even allowed to go in the building to get their stuff And they were there for like 25 years. I mean that's fucking brutal But that's how those corporations work man fuck you pay me get out they they they're it's a business It's not just bleed it and they bled they bled their industry dry Mm -hmm and that it kind of made way for Independent stuff independent pot and it's like they thought they were they could do that because they were monopoly and then In five years it was like anybody could do yeah Well, I remember when I first started talking about doing it like radio guys were so dismissive.

1:21:36Oh, yeah, why are you doing that? Yeah, he's our thing. Well how are certain you just talk about it openly? Yeah, these people are idiots like what are you doing? Wish your time podcasting. Yeah, it's kind of hilarious. I didn't really is but I mean you also get it because it like it's of course It threatens them because it's like yeah, I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna do the thing you I get it But I don't get it because it things that threaten me. I don't attack right I embrace things that threaten me Well, there's something that threatens me if there was something like a podcast It was if like I was a radio host and podcast were killing I'd be like I need to get a fucking block Right, right?

1:22:09I probably start probably start talking openly about it to put pressure on my contract Why am I here? I have enough money. Why do I have a boss? Why do I have a job? Why do I have shareholders? Why do I have stocks? Well, do you think it's a little bit of like what happens when Like it's not so much. I mean, I guess it happens now too where it's like like if somebody gets big off Purely TikTok right or somebody does like funny videos and then they start selling out comedy clubs Don't you think they looked at Podcasts that way where they're like they don't know how to they're not to be a radio guy like well I mean Because I feel that sometimes where I'm like these fucking guys can't put together an act or like or if like Whenever celebrity gets canceled now all of a sudden they're fucking comedians, you know what I mean?

1:22:52Right that does happen. Yeah, that's what I'm saying is like that's like actors their last hope right when Once you that's again back to the what comedy is where comedy is like well if you are a rapist Come on to the comedy club They're like TikTok made Ralph Barbosa, but I think he's gonna be good. Come. He's a good comment He was a middle act and then all sudden he's like headlining and selling out four five six shows in a row But that's the thing it's like if you're like that he's good He's a good guy. Make any works hard as fuck somebody who makes it off of the strength of their jokes is different from like Let's say you do skits right you're just well You're a personality right and like somebody like like juice.

1:23:32He's really funny that guy's hilarious And he he goes on the road and he does his own thing. He has his own show. He's not doing stand -up He's like taking the experience of what makes him good But then you see other people who don't have that like imagination They don't want to work hard and craft their own special live show and they're like right. I could you stand like way We're talking about it imagine if your friend who's not funny at all blows up Because he puts a wig on and pretends to be a woman on TikTok I mean, I'm not him. Yeah, but you know what I'm saying. It's that Yeah, it's very rarely do I say it's never gonna happen Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah But hypothetically a guy like that it happens and they have no stage presence They have nothing interesting about them and all of a sudden they can sell out a fucking improv right weekend and now hopefully Organically people will stop going to see them if they're bullshit, but or they can figure it out Like come up with something that they can do maybe show video clips maybe talk about things have a projector behind them Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm more like a juicer Yeah, some bullshit.

1:24:34Yeah, somewhere they could use it up more often than not though I think if they figure it out it just they become hacks because the hack works You know what I mean like right? That's why it's That's why it's hack. Well, you know Tom Green is a really good comic now And Tom Green, you know was doing movies and all that other stuff and sketches at Tom Green show and now he's doing stand up Well, he's a super imaginative very like creative guy. Yeah, you know, he's also super unique He's also the main reason why I did this podcast the Tom Green show. Yeah, that was all but his online one his talk show that he had I remember I went to his house it was like 2007 and I was like this is crazy like you got wires running through your living room It's server.

1:25:15I mean yeah like servers there and I'm like a whole room dedicated to hard drives and servers and some crazy internet connection It was wild. Yeah, and I was like dude You just got to figure out a way to monetize this like this is it is the future no executives No one tell you what to do. I think I started doing Versions of like web shows after and then the other one that got me into it was doing the opian Anthony show Yeah, it was such a hang totally it was just a hang there was no organization to it at all Yeah, a bunch of funny guys people pop it in an house and Norton and everyone just hanging out.

1:25:46Yeah Shading on each other that was the predecessor that was like that was the process That was the thing. Yeah, especially when they went to XM and they were Unsold whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, it's so funny to hear the clips from when they were on terrestrial radio And you're like they're like easy petries and they're like oh wait, you can't say yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah But yeah, it is very it's fascinating But yeah, I guess that's what the radio guys were thinking, you know, but I I grew with you You should try and understand what the fuck's going on not like feel threatened. Yeah, well, I get why you would feel threatened I just don't think it's productive.

1:26:22Yeah It's just like how's it gonna help you to shit on something that is obviously killing it Once you're already successful the people get set in their fucking ways, you know, yeah Well, especially if you're like a Howard Stern type dude You're the biggest guy ever radio and then something's coming along. It's taken over radio like no way. Yeah impossible Although I will say none of us have an awesome black midget Beetle just rocks imagine if he bailed on his contract said you know I got a billion dollars in the back. Yeah, I'm firing all the executives I'm buying a warehouse. Yeah, and I'm gonna just build a wild ass studio in there Yeah, just do podcasts.

1:26:58Yeah, and go back to like Howard Stern from the 80s. Yeah, but you know at a certain point You kind of you're not that guy anymore. That's true. The your temperament changes, you know, it's like one He's he got real scared of the virus. Yeah, he like didn't go into the city for like fucking two years Yeah, that's wild. Yeah, I just wish I just want to see Beetle juice back That's another one of my class live. I think oh, yeah, he's arriving. How I don't know But I do like the throw on some Beetle juice clips. I saw a clip his sister. Yeah, him and his sister He came a thing looks exactly like him.

1:27:29Oh Jesus. My favorite one is when they trick him into thinking he's talking to Obama Is it Obama impersonator? It was barely the guy was barely doing a voice And he's gonna like fuck you Obama. Oh my god He told you said a personal beef with him because he said he wrote a letter to his mother. Oh My god, you remember when O 'Bean Anthony got kicked off the air because they had a homeless guy on the city's gonna rape condulies or rice That's radio, baby They this is on serious. This is on XM where they thought they get away with anything There's a fucking line But they didn't even know the guy was gonna say Yeah, that's fucking hilarious To be like this is what we need to do.

1:28:19This is what we need to have radio to what radio waves were created for a homeless guy Three million followers. There he is. Wow Good for him. Shut up to beat good for him. He's the man. Look at him hanging out with Maddie Pac -Man Mike Tyson I believe that's a photoshop That's pretend it's real That's pretend it's real that's a protodaran Connor Let's pretend it's real I would love to pretend it's real. I like to think it's real in my heart Look at it was answering very important. He's on the phone with Obama right there. Yeah Fuck dude, so you were so you started doing radio just like to promote when you started headlining or was that yeah Would you start on the road that when you get on the road?

1:29:00Yeah, I did a little bit before I mean I would do it anytime anybody want you radio. She was like a big Yeah, but it was always when you were doing a road gig, you know Yeah, I remember the first ones I did were like in Connecticut. I was living in New York You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course you have to go and do like a literal like tiny morning show that reached like five miles. Yeah, yeah, you know in each direction. Yeah, but that's how you got people to come see you Yeah, it was like the pioneer days totally, you know, it was literally you're on a covered wagon I know I do I mean it's so funny to to think about when you're like To like Want that shitty the old days, you know, I mean like the old one nighters and shit because I mean it wasn't as good like I caught again Like the tail end of that where it was like you're playing fucking wherever and it's like everywhere had the comedy clubs are very Shit like when you were coming up was it like right after a boom and it was like kind of down or what we talk It was like there's a boom in the 80s So the boom in the 80s was like 84 to 88 and I came around in 88 okay and Back then it was really strange.

1:30:10There was a bunch of comics that really were like Lounge acts, but not a lounge act like a lounge act comedian like a lounge act comic like they weren't even really comedians Interesting they would just talk about things were the comedy timing There was nothing there there was a bunch of these guys and because it just could sustain that They would just laugh and so they would pick premises that other people had covered and And some of them were like arrogant. Yeah, it was bizarre like you're fucking terrible But they had this weird sort of way of delivering material that sounded like they were comedians Yeah, they're sleeves rolled up.

1:30:51They would talk about things little blazer God there was a lot of them and then like Doing like doing signfellets cadence, but with nothing underneath it something like that Yeah, they had a way of talking they made them sound like a comedian Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and there was a lot of them and some of them were headliners It was crazy. It was crazy. It was like the whole world wanted comedy Right and then it kind of died off and then it died off and a bunch of the clubs went under and all the TV shows dried up There used to be like evening at the improv and MTV half hour comedy hour and all these different Shows where you could go on and you could do five minutes and if you killed also in your headline on the road You might have seen him on MTV's half hour comedy club.

1:31:32So that's TikTok back then something like that Like a five -minute spot. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, and then you could do the road and so you wanted to have some sort of a credit Like if they saw you. Oh, even the improv. Oh, what's cool? See you and then you know, you had a credit and hopefully you could put together 45 minutes and close. Yeah, but there was It was so many comedians, but it wasn't the quality that there are today Not even close like there are so many at the top end like back then at the top end There wasn't that there was a dozen like the NBA in the 50s Five of those guys could play today, but most of them were fucking dog shit.

1:32:11Yeah, yeah, there was there was like a You know there was maybe a dozen like real good comments Yeah, yeah, yeah, no A lot of good comics. Yeah, there's a lot of them. Well, it's harder to kind of stand out I think a little but also it's just it's the natural order of things It's like as long as something goes on shit's gonna get better. I mean, I do think about sports as the analogy like I mean Bad UFC you have see one is one of the funniest things of all time where it's like a guy with one box and glove Right, you know, yeah, yeah, then you flash forward to now and it's like you have like, you know Fucking Kashik, you know the fucking all the the dagostani mother fuckers Just trained to destroy people.

1:32:52It's like you drop that guy in the UFC one. You know what I mean? It's like fucking crazy. Yeah, they would steamroll everybody Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's but that sport is the most obvious example of something that is almost Unrecognizable from 30 years ago. Yeah, cuz the first UFC was 30 years ago Wow, and if you go to 1993 to 2023 There the difference is so fucking stark. Yeah, I think the people are so good now. Yeah, it's nuts Yeah, I had the that was my we had the DVD of UFC one and it's just so funny to watch like Ken because we were wrestling fans And it's like I heard Ken Shamrock fought in this thing that was the draw for us for me my brothers Then you just watch and you're like what the fuck is this world most dangerous man And they were fighting every day or they were all those fights happened in one day right?

1:33:38Yeah, they had multiple fights in a day That's why I can wild. Yeah, they did a lot of those. Yeah, they did a lot of those up until like the late 90s And then they started doing individual matches So were you fighting when you were trying we're also like starting comedy was that like your duel? Yes, yeah, I had three kickboxing fights while still doing standout But then I realized I can't do it. I can't you I wasn't all and I was not all in in fighting or comedy right? So all not being all in fighting is fucking dangerous Yeah, yeah, you know you get stomped and then not being all in comedy. It's like what am I doing?

1:34:12Yeah, why am I doing this? Yeah, I mean there's plenty guys like that getting drunk Yeah, pussy after open my but it was really just not knowing what I wanted to do with my life and not being very good at comedy and still like I was still pretty good at fighting so it was like it was easier at the time. Yeah, I was like maybe there's maybe this is what I should Maybe I should go all into that but with fighting if you have a thought in your head that you might be shouldn't be doing this You better get out now right really should get out even that much down. Yeah, it kills you because the guys who don't have that much down They're gonna fuck you up because the guy like me when I was 20 would have fucked up me when I was 22 Yeah, yeah, you know because I was different person.

1:34:53Yeah, when I when I was all in that's all I did and I Breathe like I would wake up in the middle of the night kicking. I would have fucking kicking dreams So I really like throw kicks in the middle of the night. Yeah, like dogs running in their Shade You fucking sparsely and head kicks, but it was Just I didn't know what I was gonna do and I was like I don't know if I can really make it as a comedian and then I just had to I had to pick one of the other just get your shit split once and you were like I lost my last fight I got TKO to my last fight, but I and but it was also I was I fought three times at a night I won the first two fights.

1:35:29Okay, stop the first guy the first round second I beat the fuck out of the third guy. I was exhausted and I beat him up in the first round Like I clip the left hook. Yeah, and dropped and it wasn't too bad It wasn't like the next day I was fine. I was I was fine like an hour after the fight But it was enough where I was like okay like part of me was like you can't go on a loss Get back in there. You could beat that guy. You really fucking them up. You should have been in better shape You shouldn't have had two fights that day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the other part of me was like no No, no, no, no, this is good.

1:35:59This is what you this is this is a good way to end this Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, by the way, I've been doing that to other people for so long Yeah, you need to get beat up a little bit of course good for me the circle of life He was good. We like a shit. We like a kid that was into fucking Taikwondo and shit like exactly That's what happened. Yeah, yeah in high school found that became obsessed trained every day Yeah, and before that we're teaching what was your shit? What was like your shit as a little ass kid? I was in the art. Okay. Yeah, I wanted to be a comic book illustrator. Oh, so yeah, I wanted to make comic books Can you draw?

1:36:29Oh, yeah, real good. I didn't know that was my shit I used to draw damn do fucking Renaissance man over here. I was really good man. There's some stuff online They could find like this is one thing that I did with three little pigs Like with the big bad wolf and hell yeah, there's a few of those that I did it was like I Drew stuff that was like there was a lot of black and white comic books that were like these like creepy and eerie like these different Like they were very gory like that's a that's something I drew from Marvin Hagel. I drew that one else 15 That's sick. Yeah, that's another one I did that one the upper right end corner That's I drew a lot of those oh you were into some Asian.

1:37:07Oh, that's because that to me looks like one of those like Japanese devils But that's where yeah, where wolf's I was just really into where wolf's some horror shit. Yeah, is that One that I drew the little red of The big bad wolf is that one in there the three little pigs? It's in there somewhere now. Did you ever this is something we used to get the kid who could draw it? Did you ever were you ever hired to draw pornography for any Trot hits and jack off to it? That's a beautiful like self -fulfilling cycle. You know I did do though. I would draw tattoos on my friends. Oh sick So like I would use like Tactical pens and I would like you could like like which just got like a you get like control of different Ficknesses of tips and so draw cool tattoos on my friends that were thinking about getting tattoos Whoa, I'm gonna draw something on you.

1:38:00Yeah, feel it out. Yeah, this is what you wash it off Yeah, one of my friends got his ass kicked because he came home and the mother thought it was like a real tattoo That you know that family has great communication when he doesn't even get a chance to explain its fake Yeah, he's getting his kids swung on he came in with a t -shirt on She's like you a little side of a bitch Because back then kids would get tattoos like in high school. Oh, yeah, just come home Yeah, that's some shitty tattoo. What's up? I got a friend Jimmy got this terrible tiger head tattoo on his shoulder and One day his mother saw something peeking out under his sleeve and she fucking starts screaming at him.

1:38:42What the fuck did you do? It is name on it like Jimmy Hey Brow it looked like the tiger was made by a drunk five -year -old 100 do so bad those teen I had a friend who just got like fucking a leaf on her foot It's like this is just here. I was 16 and dumb and now I have a leaf that looks like shit on my foot They can laser that off though. Yeah, maybe they're really good at it now. She was mad roots though. Oh, yeah Apparently I've never had a done but the laser hurts interesting they get in there It just cooks a skin and breaks up all your shit Yeah, not good. Yeah, never I'm a clean canvas. You thinking my getting some I don't think I think once you're 3 or 4 large panda bear in your back.

1:39:24That's not bad. Yeah, yeah, my favorite Just a hard on yeah Big a big black and white hard dick I think I want to eagle with a boner just on my back What is an eagle's penis look like would it be human penis from the sky? I would do a human dick I bet someone's already drawn it. I bet we're talking about a fine 100 % Google eagle with human dick. Oh, there's a there's a guy on long Island who signed up after 9 -11 who's definitely got that tattoo. Jamie just laughs. Oh my god No, I want the actual fly Dick that's an actual flying dick. Okay, Joe. Is there an eagle with a dick? It's got to be I guarantee it's out there Look this is like a thousand tattoos of me out there.

1:40:13There's got to be an eagle with a dick. Yeah How about you but the eagle and the dick head is your head? Big old Vanny chan You're so pissed Like I'm dead liqueur You're based on a PR Just coming off an eagle's human dick Bro someone's gonna get that Please guaranteed please give you $1 ,000 if you get that Yes, I'll throw in a thousand as well Yeah, just an eagle with a total oversized dick and you know what actually I have to be one of the nuts if you get it I have my face as to be one of the balls Little dick smile and the glasses on That's awesome and a dick that looks like a bodybuilder's forearm Brother, yeah, you need at least three veins one main one one main one two two off to the two tributaries a lot going on How many tears of tattooed their dick I bet quite a few I've seen a bunch online Yeah, have you tasted them any they're different It's not gave it's ink it tastes like copper like a penny like you suck on a penny Guys like Joe it'll be cool it tastes different Yes, dude, and this will help you get your yellow belt as you for day one You escaped the you ever see a video there was a guy who a Karate instructor molested his kid and they were working They were the cops that arrested the guy and they were taking him I think it was through an airport They were moving through the airport and this guy's waiting by the phone And as the guy walks by bang blows him in the head and puts his hands up Fuck it honestly awesome everybody loves that everybody How you matter because by the way okay?

1:42:15You know, I think if somebody molested kid you should be able to kill him right? I think that's pretty fair, but that's not easy dude. He's got a small window also He's like a mom assassin dude. He knows he's gonna jail. Yeah, and he's like okay. I'm gonna go to jail So I'm not gonna be a little bit with this. Tony go to jail. Do you ever see that one? There's a one video of a woman some man had raped and murdered her seven -year -old Jesus and she shot him. Here's the video the guys walking by this guy's got the bag bang. Damn, dude. That's a rap son By the way, those guys will have terrible terrible technique when they went to disarm him.

1:42:49Oh, yeah Yeah, just the way the guy moved in yeah, he could have got shot. I wanted to he could have dropped both of the one hundred percent Oh, dude Dude look at the fucking look at his face sunglasses baseball hat Shiao. Yeah, like was that guy like in the copper in the army or something if he's just a guy that's pretty impressive I don't know. I don't know It's a horrible story 1984 But there's another video of a woman in court and The guy who murdered and raped her daughter is right there and she just pulls out a gun and just empties it into him in court That's with like a dead look on her face damn, dude, you know, just just fuck you.

1:43:33Yeah, fuck that guy. Fuck that guy I mean, I think that guy got off didn't he or he only had to like serve a little bit or something? He had a mop the jail Yeah, just clean up after the blood in the airport Pressels afterwards too Oh, I think that's it dude. That's it dude No, it is like look at the guy behind hold his ears. That's real Now that's real dude nice with it honestly she looks that's Yeah, how are you mad man? I mean I just We lost something on Twitter similar to this. There's like an old woman on in Mexico who something like that happened and she tracked down the gangsters The government went help and she tracked them all down one by one.

1:44:20Are you fucking kidding me fake IDs until they were dead or in jail? I need that movie brother. That's fucking action movie beautiful Like revenge grandma. We haven't had a revenge grandma. I saw them about a lady who avenges her kids murder That's absolutely intense. Have you seen lady Snowblood? No, what's that? That's a Japanese like you're gonna love them You're in the whole lot of Japanese shit. I don't this has come out just now Recent in life. I don't know I had one time where I kind of went to recharge It was my friend gave me a Murakami book where this all started when I was just like it was right after It was like during the pandemic I'd gained a ton of fucking weight and I felt like shit career stalled everything And I just went to like Baltimore for like I rented a place I worked out with my brother and I was like off my phone I was just like recharging and he gave me this Murakami book and I was like okay this Japanese shit school I started listening like Japanese me I did get into a weird so I think there's like a like a Pavlov's dog thing with me Where it's like any Japanese shit it almost reminds me of that healing Pointed in my life and I got into like I'm also just so into like revenge action I really want to write an action movie when I take I'm after the special comes out which is you know It's coming out and I'm you know, I'm trying to promote it I'm doing all this shit but my tour is over I just ended at the beacon which was fucking sick and once all the like promo stuff's done I just want to fucking chill out.

1:45:40I want to fucking watch a bunch of fucking movies I probably will read some Japanese shit because in my head that is like the the Resetting but anyway lady Snowblood revenge film a woman who's like mom Hey, she the the mom like Has this woman in jail and she like tracks down the people who like raped her mom and like fucking put her in jail It's fucking it's awesome. Lady Snowblood's good. She could revenge movie. There's that lady snow Oh, she's she fucks people up. Jesus. That's now you'd love this movie for sure. It's fucking awesome It looks bad. It's on criteria on and I think it's also on what years this 73 it's good.

1:46:20I mean I do dude behind her she fuck Oh my god, this is gory. It's fucking awesome. There's something about a good revenge movie man. It's the best I mean, it's just I just watched I watched the first half of hard boiled Pop that little bad boy come on with hard boiled. Oh John Wu movie. Oh, that's right. Yeah Another banger absolutely, but yeah, I'm I'm trying to like get an encyclopedic I'm gonna watch so many revenge in assassin I want to I want to write one I want to write like but I want to write like a comedy, you know what I mean like I want to do like where I'm the guy You know, I mean like yeah, yeah, yeah, but I want to have like a I want to have like a yeah, this hard boiled so sick Yeah, there's something about a good revenge movie man.

1:47:09Uh -oh Well, it's so simple your your oh the key machine the killer that just came out. Yes. Oh, I love the killer's great killer's great That's great. I saw like a bad review of it and then I was like a little apprehensive watching I'm like, what are you talking this movie's amazing amazing fincher? Yeah, and it's like it shows you like It's also interesting to think about this fucking guy because like all you have is his internal monologue So it's like yeah, he fucks him shit up, but it's like that's part of what's interesting is like we don't know is this guy as good as he thinks he is and then How methodical he is and that fight scene the fucking that middle fight scene in fucking Florida?

1:47:49Yeah, incredible and there's so much and the till the swing Thing where it's it's the opposite where it's like that's all psychological Yeah, where's the other one is brute force and it's just like this also no moments in that movie like get the fuck out of here totally You know and a lot of action movies. There's a get the fuck out of here. Yes. Yes. Yeah, he fucks up constantly Yeah, he fucks up constantly and but he's also fuck yeah He's like three really funny fuck ups. He does and it's just you're with his internal monologue and he He fucking looks great and all of it is like believable and feels as grounded as a fucking Assassin movie can be isn't it weird that you're rooting for him?

1:48:28Absolutely, isn't that weird? He's in the south just he's just as bad as them. Yeah, but it It is the revenge factor of if they hadn't heard his you know, they hadn't heard his girl That's true. That's the one that's true, but then it also becomes this larger thing of like As he's taking it to the top you're rooting for not to give the movie away But it's like you're rooting for a final resolution and then it's like the movie plays with that You know, it's just like but yeah, you do the red the revenge is the thing of how it gets us to root for these people that you know If you were to think about it, they're also fucking monsters.

1:49:01Well, that's Tony soprano. Yeah You know Tony soprano was the anti hero like you root it for Tony soprano. He's a murderer Well, that's different though because that's even more sinister because like the revenge movies are so simple right? It's like this guy who's cool even though he's bad They hurt somebody good and he's gonna like get them back Tony soprano is even worse where it's like no This guy's a piece of shit, but he's so charming and cool. You like him any fucking eats fucking deli meats just like me Yeah, he's getting you know me and it's like that's yeah He's getting pussy's just like a fucking awesome guy and you see the charm of these guys Yeah, which I don't know if that's real.

1:49:37I don't know if the actual real mobsters are that charming I'm sure some of the top were some of them are charming and Gandalfini just such a great actor But that's but that's what's so awesome about the sopranos And that's why I think they put a couple those episodes where they're like no these guys are Satan we're like, you know, Ralphie kills the fucking the girl. He gets pregnant and that's a big moment. We were like I shouldn't be rooting for right right. Well, they made it very complicated. How about when Tony killed Christopher Malthusante like oh Jesus, but that's exactly it at the end You're like this guy is fucking Satan.

1:50:11Yeah, this guy is a completely irredeemable piece of shit And that the scene where fucking Carmella goes to the therapist and he's just like because she's always been in like She's been in denial or she's always been able to like pretend and he's just like no This is blood. I won't take your blood money, right? Maybe up until this point of your life. No one has explicitly told you you're being an accomplice for this fucking bullshit and the the Staying with him is like it not equal to but you're involved in this evil and the only way for him to be able to like Get out of this is to turn himself in and pray for fucking you know redemption and she's just like oh Well, I guess I'm gonna fucking keep being part of this I don't want to do this.

1:50:55I don't want to lose all my money. I don't want to lose my life She was just trying to go to therapy to feel better. Yeah, and he's been the guys like I'm not Dr. Malthi I'm not fucking gonna you know enable this bullshit because I'm also you know wrapped up in it The guy was just like I know who you are. I know what you're trying to do. There's no way to feel good That's not fake here That's also the thing if you lived in those neighborhoods that were run by the mob you were under their thumb Oh, yeah, it was scary for sure You had a pay protection money if you didn't pay protection money they're coming fuck you up.

1:51:25Yeah, that's just how it went I know it's funny. Yeah, I mean it's like the use that is definitely the cult you know a culture that pervades it Have you ever read any of the books about the 1970s mob you ever read murder machine having read murder machine I read the murder machine is terrifying. I was about Roy DeMail Who is a serial killer mobster serial killer damn find reasons to kill people Joey Diaz gave it to me You got to read this book conksucker. Yeah, yeah, he's motherfuckers. These motherfuckers will wild Yeah, I'm giving this book and I remember I read it on the road. I was like holy shit There's one of those books you have to put down.

1:51:59Yeah a few hours before you go on stage because you know I got to reset my brain and be funny again. This is horrific I'll go check it out the five families. It's almost like an encyclopedic thing of the entire I forget who wrote it, but I'll say oh fucking fine didn't show you that That book is almost like it's almost like a history textbook about the mob It's really fucking good, and but it's not as like it's not as like what you're talking about where it's getting into the psychology It's purely like this is who was the ball, you know going from lucky I used to train a guy who's a hit man for whitey bulger Whoa, what the fuck yeah, I taught him that's crazy Would you teach him just fucking people?

1:52:40He was he was a dude that there was a bunch of people that I knew that were in the Irish mob And one of them was the brother of a comedian you know, why don't I go to jail? Okay comedian friend of mine. Bill Cosby. No Irish guys all Irish guys and Bill O Cosby and one of them was a guy who used to come to the gym who 99 % sure what the jail for murder. I know he went to jail on a pretty sure it's murder Okay, here's a here's a hit man and he was asking he would ask me like if I wanted to hit someone and Kill him where would I hit him he would just say that yeah, damn yeah, I said I said probably the neck And he said I think so too.

1:53:17Yeah, just strike them in the neck, but I go it's gonna take more than one shot. He goes. Oh, yeah Like we're just looking at each other over here. Okay, so This is how you got to get your weight in it to generate more power the problem is you're hitting it and then you're bouncing off And you want to bounce off you on a drive -thru so me I'm teaching you teach this guy had a kill teachers got a smash God That's crazy. How old were you? I Guess 19 somewhere around yeah, that was a before I ever did comedy and that was when I was at my most Insane with martial arts. Yeah, yeah, whereas I just got down a high school I had all the time in the world now right and when you're 19 that kind of shit is cool Yeah, I lived at home until I was 20 so still I still didn't have bills really right and I was traveling all over the country fighting That's all I was doing so and I taught so I was teaching at Boston University I had a credited course so it was the J.

1:54:13Hunt Kim Takwan No Institute was a very prestigious place that I went to in Boston And they you know, they're they had developed a bunch of national champions Michael Malley and John Lee and guys who represented the United States in major world competitions I was like in the league. I just got lucky that I found this place It was where you were where you were that's why I started No, I was I wasn't even anywhere near my house. Oh really? I was coming home from a baseball game with a buddy of mine and as we were coming home We were waiting to get on the tea the tea is like you know the public yeah, so I was 15 and maybe 14 and so We were just walking down the street and we were there's so many people that were gonna get on the tea the lime is gonna be crazy And so we say let's go check this karate place out and I walked up the stairs and as I was walking up the stairs I caught at the perfect moment one of the best guys in the world training damn So this guy John Lee and John Lee was the national 175 pound champion and he was preparing to fight in the world cup So as I'm going up the stairs.

1:55:20I'm here in this sound and this sound is Wump Wump Yeah, and that Wump is him kicking the bag and the kitchen is the chains rattling as his bag goes flying through the air So he's got a hundred pound heavy bag and he's sending this thing into the air And I remember watching going this is insane Yeah, you had no idea you're watching the best in the world. I had no idea. You're like I can not just the best of the world But one of the best in the world in his prime fully prepared for the world championships. So he's just full training at his most focused and I'm looking at this dude and I said I want to know how to do that I didn't know a person could do that.

1:56:07Yeah, he was kicking so hard I've never seen anybody kick anything hard before so for me to and he was known for he had the best spinning back kick in the world And everybody who fought him there was always a moment you had to wonder if he's gonna spin if you got too close And he spun it was so fast and when it hit you your your liver's destroyed He would just slam his right heel into the right side of your body and you would just go down like you got hit by a car It was horrible. He did so many people and he taught me he taught me how to do it That's it became my number one technique learning from this guy holy shit Total dumb luck and saying so that was the place that I was I was teaching out of and that was the place where I was teaching This fucking hit man, right damn.

1:56:54Yeah, and this guy know you's a hit what did the guy look? Was he like that was that's the place that's the place I I walked up those stairs thousands of times damn dude I used to teach there That's fucking safe I taught there and then they got me the job at BU so I was 19 years old teaching kids my age to I wonder and I just told him I go I'll give you an A if you just try I said this past fail A So it counts towards your GPA I go all you have to do is show up and if you can't make it just tell me I go But if you just show up I go you get an A that's off just try. Yeah, and it's I'm gonna have fun I'll show you some stuff.

1:57:26Yeah, that's a good guy to get you're in the you love this shit so much You're also a kid It was such a weird job though because I was a kid going into a college to teach him this thing. Yeah, and I just You know, so I always had to like put on a display before I taught to prove that you know the fucking We had to get the the court cleared and these guys are playing basketball and they didn't want to give up the court a lot of times Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, so the basketball players a lot taller than me Yeah, so I would have some dude hold the pad and I didn't hold this like body shield And I would just start wailing on that thing awesome and then next thing everybody's going what is this?

1:58:03Like we're doing here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, so that must have been cool though because you you graduate at your out of high school and you're not did you spend time on the Campus at all it was just to teach just to teach I went to school. I was going to UMass Boston Oh, it was it was a waste of time. Yeah, I was literally only doing it so people didn't think I was a loser. Yeah, like I could say oh I'm going to UMass college. Yeah, yeah, it was drop out to do fucking back kicks Well, there was no money in this thing that I was obsessed of course the only money was there's a little bit of money Like you can get by teaching teaching, you know, but even single mothers Well, I don't eat each their kids none of that I was dude.

1:58:42Yeah, no I didn't get a mill for to us 21. Oh, what was the set up? She was 25. She was one of my students Yeah, she was she was older than me. She was like the first girl that ever dated that you tell me what to do and I think it was fun Oh, yeah, that's nice when you get somebody who knows what the fuck's going on sort of she was off by a lot. Okay Also very judgmental but hot She was fun. She's really really smart. Yeah, I would like listen to her. Yeah But like I got I got in a car accident Some old dude ran a light and fucking T -bone my car and fuck my car up and when I was leaving the car I was taking my cassettes out You know and she saw white snake She saw white snake and made me leave it in the car She was leaving the car like what?

1:59:37Yeah Life lessons well, it's I think or just how to eat pussy. I don't know which one both But it was also just that she was older and smarter than me. Yeah, and like accomplished. She like had a career Oh, wow and she was just learning karate. Yeah, she's learning Taekwondo and then you struck it up We just self -defense or what was she where she go? No, she's taking class. Oh at at college Uh, no, no, no, no, this is at the gym. This is at the the Taekwondo school. Huh? Yeah, I don't think of like single 25 year old mom's taking. She wasn't a mom. You said milk Yeah, but I don't really mean spiritual milk.

2:00:13Yeah, that's why I'm sorry. No, no Yeah, that word gets used too much. Yeah, but she wasn't really she was 25 I was 21. It was just like the first time I did it a woman ice You know like all the other girls a day were like dumb girl chicks are my age. Yeah, you know, we're all dumb Yeah, the she like had a career and she graduated from college who's smart. That's awesome Yeah, when I first moved to New York, I was 24 and I fucked a girl. That was like 37. Oh shit And that was that's a leap thought that was yeah I only I only got to fuck her once which is you know, you didn't do a great job But I did her pussy for what I got That was my first encounter with a squirter.

2:00:51We fuck your head. Thanks man. That's amazing. Thanks I have to be sure it's real I mean you sure she wasn't pee and all of you. She but it was clear That's what I'm saying. I'm often do pee and it's not clear and it's not clear. Yeah Quite a bit. I'm not very hydrated. Okay, that's not good And you gotta think you also got a red bird. It's not like you know, we get a rationalized if someone has so much pissing them They piss while you're fucking them right. They're probably hydrated. That's true She's my clear. She was a hefty gal Very hydrated you think so I don't know I don't know she didn't see I don't know what it is.

2:01:27She drank a lot They do say it's real, but then they also say it's just pee. I feel like it's real I've thought about this a lot. It's sort of like Jesus. I believe Work for you make your own thing faith is beautiful Joe and I believe it's real I believe it's another thing it doesn't taste like piss Doesn't you know a piss tastes like you oh you can guess clear piss? I guess I haven't really I guess it doesn't smell like Alchurrunner Just run it with a water bladder on Suck it in all that water all right not bad It feels cool either way even though even if you as long as you you're right It's pure faith and I choose I choose to believe it's not piss, you know, what is it?

2:02:11Is it definitively been addressed by science you're not in wait a minute? You're not a doctor. You encountered squirters though Jamie. Yeah, I'd well. Yes, but Jamie I want I would like to Google I would like you to Google what is squirting and is it really just pee? I think you're gonna find it I think you're gonna find a divided scholarship on the matter I think there's a lot of people that have invested in just believe it They were a pistol big piss big Squirt big piss money is throwing off the data Conclusions the present data based on ultra -sonic graphic bladder monitoring and biochemical analysis Indicates that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine essentially During sexual activity although a marginal contribution of Prostatic secretions to the emitted flu and off it exists.

2:02:59So that's like pussy juice Well, that's like a lot of it. Why can't I say pussy juice? This is doctors there as squirting as a form of stress and content Isn't it kind of interesting though that we have like well, you couldn't say pussy juice Yeah, like if you're publishing a scientific paper We must have another word right for this term Procceptible for everyone discuss the exact same goddamn thing whatever Pussy juice. It's pussy juice. So you're saying we should in the you know medical journals. It's a safe pussy juice Well, I just want to understand If it's the same thing is that some some ladies.

2:03:35Yeah, but if it's the same thing it was the same thing Why is pussy juice offensive? Right and why is that other long -ass word? Inoffensive when they're literally just sounds you make sure I know what you're talking about. Yeah, that's all it is I agree with you. I mean that we're talking about what it was language, right? You know what I mean? It's like a different word specifically with certain things. Yes, like pussy juice I think you'd have to go at least that I think maybe vaginal Right if you were talking to a doctor and the doctor was saying you got a problem with your pussy juice Like this doctor's trying to fuck you get out of there.

2:04:06I got to get out of here. Was even wearing gloves Why do you smell like He's like oh yeah, your pH is fucked up Time for a little bit. Yeah, he's talking about your pussy. That's not good Yeah, you're constantly fucked up Yeah, you absolutely Like they call rusty cunt Squirting is related to glands in the urethral sponge Which is embedded in the vaginal walls along the sides of the urethra these glands called skeens glands are part of the United States process Research should have long debated whether squirting liquid contains pee or if it's a unique substance and studies where researchers Performed a chemical analysis of squirting fluid.

2:04:52They found chemicals that are also in urine But here's the thing. I want to know but hold on a second chemical analysis of squirting liquid They prefer researchers Performed a chemical analysis of squirting liquid and how does one acquire such squirting liquid? Hell yeah, what scientific studies you finger banging ladies until they squirt all over the place a pleasure for five women to find out Oh my god, they asked a man to pleasure five women. They paid a guy for science. I feel awesome to that guy What did he do? Oh is in Japan? It's all covered full circle baby. All roads leave in Japan That makes them the rising sun not shocked Down my of course they did some guy just bowing I probably came in with a briefcase Two of the women were there in their 30s two in their 40s and one was in her 50s And all of them said they had previously squirted in past sexual encounters Let's fucking go.

2:05:49Let's do it unlike vaginal lubrication where a person's vagina Screeza white and milky fluid when they're aroused squirting juice clear and odorless fluid a Ka Squirt pussy juice Squirting can happen before hold on hold on after in orgasm and has guyser like quality. Yes sex educator Marla Renee Stewart previously told cosmopolitan imagine if you're a lady and you're a squirting expert You're right. That's a freak. Oh, yeah, you know she knows that if you're tricking a pussy Okay, doctor's examine the urine from each woman's bladder during using a urethral catheter They injected them with 50 milliliters of blue dye saline solution in another room Women receive manual penetration for a male subject the doctor recruited They're like we need the finest finger popper in the land the finest in the shogun it I have been fingering in the mountains for the same guy in the mountains just doing this They instructed the man to use his fingers and penis and penis in a way to facilitate squirting Let me just say these gals sound cool.

2:06:54This guy banged them. That's awesome fingers and penis. This is crazy He banged them for the international journal of neurology That is so scientific finger popping. So what is it fine? Each of the five women square the doctor saw blue liquid come out of their general areas and videos That capture the experiment They're finding suggest a liquid women produce when they squirt comes at least in part from the bladder Okay The urologist wrote in their August 24 paper published in the international journal of neurology. This is so wild Okay, they paid a guy to fuck the piss out of these girls like literally what a job the piss out of them Literally fuck the piss.

2:07:31That's awesome And he was like you thought I'd never amount to anything That is wire. Okay, here's okay. Ready here about this. Okay. It has piss in it, right? But they have something else in there too, right? So whatever pussy juice they couldn't save I think I'm gonna find a different style of pussy juice. The vagina as it comes squirt now like a guy's of his Technical mounts. It's probably steroids they find in supplements. You can yeah, you can find it So here's what I posit Even even if it starts as piss water you add cool aid to it cool aid powder now it's cool aid So the piss you add special little concentrated pussy juice in there.

2:08:07Okay now it's squirt. All right, piss. Okay I'm not buying maybe a couple maybe a couple of those scared of piss But let's just be honest about what it is like that wouldn't bother me if someone peed on me Agreed this agree. It's not that big a deal. I wouldn't want I guess if it was very clear a pin I guess it was like the squirt I found look if you're really into a girl and you're having sex that jackson Like peas on you are you gonna stop you know what I actually no, no well. Have I busted yet? No No Let it go let it go I'm fucking body fluid. I will say actually Maybe I haven't counted some tough squirt About it That's to be the name of your next special Oh About it it probably and she was not hydrated and it was like you know When you crack open crabs and it has that little yellow shit in there That was left on the fucking sheet And it was so frank I couldn't get hard afterwards I ate a pussy And then I My Oh my god, and she even was like damn I need to drink more water.

2:09:26Did she blast on you? Yeah, dude in the mouth everywhere very much. Oh my god I'm just bitching us the amount of urine depends on when the person peed last and how hydrated All right, New York University sex researcher Zana Wranglova told mine body green. That's like that's a hot name. She's hot too. She sounds like the We were talking about early. I perfect features talking about piss angular big ass tits. Yeah. Yeah, all right How does that Japanese study though, but that's the kind of science you can get away with Yeah, but then again, they they fucking blur out the Generals that's the fucking I know trade off.

2:10:08That's what's wild, but I'll take both. Yeah The other thing is like the weird thing is like that this guy How did he get that job did he have to audition people just how they know it was in a fall part? She was recruited right, but how they know he was gonna get hard someone was sent out maybe one of the doctors Was a freak yeah, they found this dude you gotta find the best. Yeah, they were told just that sounds also like the plot this study Probably was recorded and put out with blur genitals this sounds like the plot of a Jeffie story could be a comedy movie If we had a time machine Yeah, you know if we could no if we could bring it back to like 1994 when you could make a movie like this and not go to jail.

2:10:48Yes. Yes, yes, you're not good canceled You try to make this movie today the outrage would be off the chart the squirt doctor You think you couldn't make the squirt doctor chance you get this guy You're gonna have him finger bang these women. You're right. You're out of shit out of them All five of them and they're hiring this guy to come in and sling dick It would probably have to be a lesbian and you fight out these women are just pissing all over them I don't know and there's other dreams are shattered because they thought they were squirters They were the rare hot squirt but meanwhile just peeing on guys and now these guys are like leaking that to the world Well, it's on the internet.

2:11:18Everybody knows you're just being on folks You're just peeing on folks the guy was hot and the ends for women No, I'm sure he's probably hot. They wouldn't force the women to I mean if they forced the women to have sex with some gross guy I made a nice discovery just now what I found a video of the test no Yeah, the actual test. Yeah, let's go put it up. I love learning dude. I love science there Whoa No, this can't be the fucking actual I don't know what the audience can't see this right what the fuck is Yo, so that's his fingers interpussy from the back. That's the trash cheeks And this is the blue blue liquid.

2:12:01It was blue liquid everywhere. Yo, that's him fucking Oh, you see your tits It was blue liquid coming. Oh my god. Oh, that's not my has not been my experience. It's dribbling out Look at then there's someone else under there catching it that's crazy and look at those untamed Asian bushes Or is it it looks like the other oh my god now that now we're talking that's what I that's oh my god Look at her go what the fuck I look at collecting it I'm so in the club Collecting this girl's got a trimmed though. Oh my god. This is so wild You can tell it's not porn though because it's not blurred. You're right.

2:12:38This is like a science science. I'm not hard at all They should do that for all porn from Japan. Just make a science experiments The music has times we got yeah the music relaxing. This is insane. Dude this man is good. Okay, after it. Can we get it? I don't think they'll let you see his penis. Oh, wow that I mean she's basically pissing out blue cool it Look at that. That is so crazy. She's being She's just being but the one girl the one was squirting you see that geyser that fucking pop choose pan I don't know man That's what girls do if they were peeing I'm back and if they had a pee and just laid on their back and peed It would squirt up in the air I guess you're right.

2:13:20Yeah, of course I'm right Jesus Christ What are you talking about? I want to believe you do. I know you do. It's fascinating It's I want to believe brother. I'm just really obsessed with this fucking Japanese the guy the department of urology Yeah, yeah, did this yeah, that's what's fascinating. I want to know the guy they got this run up the flagpole You should get the guy in here maybe But those fucking doctors they've read the flagpole to like who and they're like yeah, let's go Yeah, have a hard little extra money in the fucking that feels like the the but they're gonna be under budget unless they have one more study And then one guy be like what if we checked that out of squirt is piss Beautiful idea.

2:14:02Yeah, how much money they spent to check out of squirt is piss Jamie. We sent me that article five This needs further investigation. I'll invest to get in this right now five Send me but you please don't just text me that article. Yes. So there's five women. There's one guy He only fucks them once is it an afternoon? No, he's probably banging them like for months. Yeah, do you think they can money? Touch afterwards that money they probably put together like a whole series of banks. Wow You can't just count on once like your film in a special that's true a few shows Yeah, I also like they recruited him, but they had to recruit good squirters through reliable squirters reliable girls had squirted multiple times.

2:14:38Yeah, but some women pee if they laugh True, I mean, that's kind of probably similar the involuntary action of yeah Do they squirt when they're orgasm or they just squirt in the middle of no orgasm only Yeah, is that what they tell you I've listened like I said I've been very upfront with having disgusting squirt my mouth Why would I start lying now? I've established my bone of feeds Oh my god, good point. Thank you very good boy Oh So you've never encountered you have no I've never encountered Interesting. Yeah, well it wasn't a thing when I was a kid man You think it's learned behavior. I think it came about because of porn interesting.

2:15:26I mean, I'm sure Let me be clear. I'm sure it was happening before porn But it was never like a thing that was discussed right right right when I was in high school like my friends No one ever talked about a squirt. What was the kids in high school talk about squirters now. That's true They'll go I heard Jesus quarter. Yeah, they'll just like make things up They just heard of the term squirters. Yes, they've heard someone say it girls a squirter They know more now these children. Yeah, you know, they're more from what was the weird wildest shit anybody did Said like was anal the most wild shit anybody would do there was no squirting there was no I think even anal back then They felt like taboo.

2:16:03Yeah, and girls didn't shave. Yeah, it was chaos First mentioned in the seventh century poem hell yeah female ejaculation and the graftingberg spot the g -spot Are described in detail in most works of commasutra an ancient western writings the emission of female fluid is mentioned even earlier depicted at about 300 BC Aristotle in the second century by Galen. So even aerosol got duped Yeah, they didn't have a pistotty so this magical piss study from Japan Really we we Aristotle was in the dark. He's like bro. I'm telling you I get him to squirt. I get it Yeah, they're not me. This is where there was no squirters.

2:16:46Yeah, like no one talk about it They killed Socrates because he can't he said it was piss. Yeah, they're like shut the fuck up probably It's Aristotle What do I tell you bitch I Let me believe I'm not drinking piss. Yeah, now drink is hemlock piss is gross Well law at least in 2014 a law and the UK where oh Guideline state. It's fine to depict a woman gagging on a dick, but female ejaculation can only be shown in short sequences Wow cannot land on anyone and cannot be cannot land cannot be consumed The you take has strict guidelines when it comes to piss how did this become an issue for that like in porn or just in moot porn porn video you can't show And they're still holding on to any Any queen any type of control they have over people the Empire is over you pieces of shit But imagine people drink squirt imagine if you're a grown adult the queen is the one who's passing rules And you're like here's when we have to address.

2:17:49Yes, do we are doing not let folks pee on each other? I find it rather distaste for when they drink the squirt Can we make it compromise perhaps I would say what if the squirt doesn't land on anyone What if it's only for a short duration let's put a time limit on the squirt I believe five seconds is sufficient a female ejaculating Oh, no, that won't do So I unfortunately it is piss Ha ha ha kill him I love this idea. I love this idea that this is like the biggest conspiracy. There's like You know now only the Japanese have brought it to light But it's interesting because that would have never been that research would have never been done in America And if it was done in America, it would seem creepy It would seem like there's some doctors trying to fuck some patients But because it's done in Japan.

2:18:45I'm like oh, they probably fall rules. Yeah, exactly They probably did exactly after every time. Yeah, they could yeah Respectful. Yeah, absolutely. I feel like Yeah, here it doesn't bother me But if I found it it came out of Cincinnati about Fucking freak Well part of what agenda do they have like that doctor? What was his name keys? No, who is that sex doctor the famous sex doctor They made a documentary about doctor Ruth No, no, the kids the Kinsey Kinsey. Yeah Was the documentary was I saw they had like a leave Nissen plan that was right. There's a movie. Yeah, it wasn't a documentary I think there hasn't been a documentary about him as well This guy was into some wild shit.

2:19:28Oh, yeah, like in and so much of what like people quote his studies You know as if like this is information that we now know about people in sexuality Yeah, but hold on yeah coming from who yeah, Kinsey and what are you yeah, what are you into buddy? Oh, why do you regard as the first major figure in American sexology his research helped pave the way for a deeper exploration the sex sexuality amongst Sexologists and the greater public as well as liberating female sexuality, but like what is the controversial aspects of his work though? I mean, I know there's some controversial shit about him I don't his thing the thing I know about him is the Kinsey scale Which is like basically saying like no one's fully gay.

2:20:13No one's fully straight You're either you know, so like zero is you're the gayest guy of all time five is the you're the straightest guy of all time Yeah, maybe which seems to make sense Well, I would imagine if you lived in Roman times Yeah, everybody went in But as a straight man a straight man you grab a curve in Rome who's reproduced yeah, I like You're lying if you think that if you were born. Yes, in Rome. Let's get into it One yeah, BC right that you wouldn't be engaging in gay sex get your dicksector after a nice bath. They all did it Yeah, so what are you gonna do you gonna be the one guy doesn't get your dicksector?

2:20:55No one guy doesn't suck a little clock Come on, dude. You're being fun your blood you're bringing down the vibes dude And I think there was a thing back then with men Where they would go to war and they'd go on these campaigns yeah, and they're just a bunch of horny dude fucking each other Oh, yeah, and it became if it's acceptable. It's way more convenient, right matter I mean the Spartans were gay as hell. They barely sell they only saw women to fuck them to reproduce and then they're just hanging out in the barracks and they're fucking each other. Yeah, there's no way around fighting like savage That's crazy is like some of the scariest armies in history.

2:21:27Oh, yeah Absolutely wild the British are they were taking over the world and fucking each other in the ass on the ships What do you think we're going on those that long boat ride in India? Bro, why do you think pirates dress like that? Yeah, why is a pirate got a scar on big earrings Shut the fuck up that guy's gay as fuck. Sorry bring it back to this ejaculation. Oh my god I'm obsessed they did not have one guy do it Most of the samples also contain prostate specific antigen, which is not originally on the bladder That suggests that squirting is not entirely composed that's the cool aid powder in my hypothesis Is this prostate specific antigen three were able to use their hands alone to squirt while the other two required Pena trade of sexual stimulation in this case from two male partners to square.

2:22:13She was getting tag teamed No, each of them had their own Oh, I see that makes sense that guys gonna get tired Show girls like I can square but I need to do It's only happened five times maybe a thumb in my ass, too Yeah, then someone needs to choke me who got a tie They all do science. Yeah, this is science. Is it only get a sample? I love it one guy whose male can apparently square two. What the fuck he talked about your peeing buddy now Describe a man. No, no, no, see this is where your belief system falls apart. Don't do this to me I'm a natural of yourology described a man who ejaculated then 20 seconds later squirted for about a minute This fluid was analyzed also confirmed to be mostly urine bro you peed.

2:23:01I don't I'm talking about female squirt Get this fucking bullshit out of here. Don't let me in with these fucking lunatics All right, what I'm talking about is good honest women's pussy squirting. Yeah, yeah, it's key The description of the experiment sounds notably uncomfortable as it involved an ultrasound probe inserted into the man's rectum Use to measure contractions in the bladder Oh my god, our studies suck so hard compared to pants studies You get the nice green tea. I mean Japan out of nail this guy's got a fucking radar machine up his ass He's glowing his balls are glowing red What are you doing that guy?

2:23:45I never heard of male squirting but also if you've got something up your ass It's your body's behaving. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, you've got a finger up your ass. You peed. It would be different. It would be different A rod if we know the rods not pressing on the rod probably feels good to him. Yeah, it's probably a little stimulating guy I was squirting You're a fucking weird Hold it in yeah, told it in man. Maybe you have that rod in your ass. Maybe it makes more Yeah, I just did some kegels. Right I just think my ass It might affect performance Yeah, if I got a big rot on my ass, I'm probably pissing too.

2:24:26I probably would be like my life's already over Just gonna piss all of these sheets Everybody fuck you. Yeah, I mean male squirting is definitely pissing That we can look at some girls squirting is pissing too. Yeah, you're really fucking fine. I admit it man Stop stop rubbing my nose in it. I just want to like Respect the Japan you're right. You know the name of the organization again International they brought it worldwide Scientists like how do I get in on some of these tests My also But it was no journal of your knowledge and let's give the let's shout them out Miyabi Inoui Yuki Segaguchi Noriko Nino Mia Tomoko Kobayashi Moto Araki dude.

2:25:16You're really good at pronouncing names. You want a job. Yeah, you can work here Yeah, you just pronounce names for me because I can't do it. I'm fucking terrible Can you say what the university or what the organization was that put it together first publish? What was the I mean the There was an institute. Yeah, that published it. Yeah, click that say down there It was something Japan Institute of urology or something like that wasn't it go up go up to the very first Even wilder right because it's a urology Right of the uh that link the link up there the dog That link up. Oh, we have to access all these sons of bitches.

2:25:53Well Salute to the proud Japanese people anyway whoever did it way to go Female ejaculation is gording as similar but comparatively different from narrative and narrative review of current research There's a lot of people in denial There's a lot of people want to believe in leprechauns like I'm telling you yeah, but it's fun, you know It's that's leprechauns are real like no you ate mushrooms Yeah, yeah, but maybe that's how you meet leprechauns. That's true. Am I okay? Yeah, no, let's now we now we need to do a little research Yeah, I mean that research I think that research is good for humanity That's the real research.

2:26:27I mean yeah mushrooms on a tree on mushrooms told me to date a woman I would date for two years and it was life You know in Seattle I'm on mushrooms. I'm like what should I do with my life boy? They should make those legal They should make those legal and come up with the right doses for people and develop Centers were professionals can introduce people to them because just what they've found with people recovering like soldiers coming back Yeah, it's one of the very best things to help them get over it I mean just out alone you would think that that's a resource. It's very valuable if you require of people to go To a foreign land and kill people they don't know And then when they come back you just don't address the fact that their mind is completely fucked totally and then you don't or you purposely ignore One ancient method that's not dangerous that's been shown to be effective And if you worried about abuse I get it.

2:27:23I get the worry about abuse But then we need to figure out places where You have treatment centers for people that do wind up abusing things And that you also have trained physicians that can determine the effective dose and give you a pure product Well, you don't have to worry about buying it off some fucking weirdo you met a parking lot maybe yeah There's so much rooms mushrooms in fentanyl. I think they're starting to I mean actually I think there are some There's some states like that. Well, they just denied it in California. Oh, what yeah, which I would think of in any place They would take it but newsome even though I don't agree with them on most things.

2:28:01I actually I saw its point because he was saying that they didn't submit a protocol for use and For a bunch of other things like if it's it's gonna be used therapeutically like what are the guidelines? Has it get administered they were just kind of decriminalized And he felt like it should be decriminalized with information medically first the same way we'd come up with a protocol Come up with like like this is what we can fall back on. This is what we know you should do Yeah, like ancient Amsterdam they have their legal, but it's like truffles. It's not even it's like the fresh ones You've only buy certain doses But those bad boys will fuck you up.

2:28:37They're all fuck you when I when Duncan Trussle lived in ashwell He lived in on North Carolina. Yeah, and they started putting certain chemicals into the cows feed To keep them from making mushrooms Because so many of them made mushrooms because apparently the spores are everywhere up there Yeah, so mushrooms town how sure but that's why the town's fucked now because What what the mushrooms away? Well, you got your fill with crime. Yeah, yeah, you got like ashrill Duncan was telling me has like a crazy high crime rate really yeah I've ever imagined for 10 years, but it felt like what's the crime rate of ashfield North Carolina?

2:29:14A lot of fucking waiting times are getting stolen all their money went away during the pandemic You know, I would imagine that ramped up crime everywhere, you know Everybody's forced to not work also. It's a small town, you know, it's not it's pretty small Big robust town that's backed up by a big industry or anything like that Well, how are those people like service workers? I had a friend in New York who were like they were on unemployment and they're like, whoa, this is better than My shitty job That was a problem. Yeah, that was definitely a problem and that made me rethink universal basic income What like pro or negative?

2:29:48Well, I used to be pro. I used to be super pro universal basic income and my thought was if you give people no I thought it was I mean from I can only speak from like this isn't like you know a study But it helped the people I knew where it was like it didn't like they didn't get lazy They were just like holy shit. I can pay my bills. That's unemployment. Yeah, I'm talking about universal basic So universal basic income would be that everybody gets a certain amount of month. Yeah, like 1200 bucks Yeah, and the idea is you never have to worry about food. You never have to worry about shelter Now you can pursue whatever you want to do right right Part of me thinks there's gonna be a bunch of people that never do anything.

2:30:25They're just gonna live off that 12 which is fine though, right kind of But if that wasn't available to them Would they figure out a path in life and how many people get tripped up? By winning a lottery ticket like Don't all of them get tripped up by winning a lottery doesn't everybody get tripped up? It's pretty high yet So do certain things there's a human psychology aspect to giving people free shit that I don't think it's beneficial I just don't think it's beneficial. I don't think there's anything wrong with having a social safety net right I feel like welfare is important. I feel like food stamps are important.

2:31:00I feel like health care is important All those things are very important and education. I fully support that. Okay. I mean if you're gonna use taxes I've fully support using instead of tanks. Yeah, well, that's yeah, that's the best one But I kind of think that people need to do things And I kind of think giving people free money is a bad idea Yeah, I mean, I think given those two options. I much prefer a social safety net for that reason where it's 100 percent It's like even if your job isn't even if your job is kind of bullshit If your basic human needs are taking care of you can like you still go to work and make ends meet But it's like if you get sick you're you're not worried that you're gonna fucking you bankrupt your life's over if you can like Things you're not contributing if you're not doing anything right if you're just taking that 1200 bucks And you're just living and you're not contributing at all.

2:31:46You're literally a sponge Like I think people would feel better if they had something that they did that gave them a sense of purpose Right, whatever it is Yeah, yeah, I think that trying to find that thing and be successful at that thing Is a part of the process that everybody has to go through to find themselves And you deny someone that thing if you just give them free money Now I'm not saying that you shouldn't be able to give money to Unemployed single mothers people that got fucked over by society, you know, you get fired You know, you have a monthly not like I think we should have a social safety.

2:32:24Yeah, I think it's important But I also think if you just gave people money a lot of people wouldn't do shit Yeah, you're more people than would the rare person that even with that free money says I'm gonna take this fucking money I'm only gonna spend half of it and I'm gonna invest the other half and I'm gonna get a job as well Right, and I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna fucking make something. Yeah, there's some of those people but those are super rare Now you're right about that. It's human nature man And I think to say yeah, I think the I prefer what you're saying is like yeah, let's get let's let's cover our bases Which we don't do right now, right?

2:32:57And I think the thing that I think just as likely For if you give somebody free money, they're not gonna do shit We're fucking trapped in this opposite thing where it's like people have to fucking work hard as shit To barely make it yeah where it's like that Zapping all that human potential to because those people are just surviving at shit They don't have time to fucking on because they just have to make rent fucking everything is more expensive Right, anytime to fucking and I do agree with you that kind of the middle ground is Get their basic needs met and then let them be able to work But not have to fucking work, you know 60 hours a week or whatever the fuck or work 40 hours, but it's grueling for less pay like Because you do need that time you need that space to I think you want to get ahead and you want to figure your own path in life You got to have some time yeah, it's gonna either cut into your sleep or it's gonna cut it into your social life It's gonna kind of like but you're gonna need some time totally that's the one benefit for a motivated person for universal basic income Right, but my feeling is when I watched everybody during the pandemic when they were all getting Unemployment how many people did want to go back to work?

2:34:02They just wanted that free money I was like, oh, this is wild. I mean, but some of that also is that they were like I because my friends were like What the fuck this is like the bit Like I'm making less money working hard as fuck on what unemployment pays like this is what the government thinks You barely need to subsist and when I go back to work I make less than this and I work fucking hard as shit I mean, it's also a problem of like I think people also saw in that moment how mistreated they were being and how underpaid They were being a lot of the time where it's like this low pay which it wasn't that much Money right well, they started ramping up pay a lot of places after the pandemic.

2:34:38Yeah, they ramped up pay everywhere Like they advertise like high pay like places like McDonald's yeah, yeah, yeah, like what does McDonald's paying now? I think it pays like $18 an hour something like 20. What is how much does McDonald's pay? I think it depends on you through buckies Yes, I think he's buckies famous for buckies I was looking at like if you're a manager you make a quarter million dollars a year pretty sick And probably and probably the only place where that's kept pace with inflation. Yeah, well, yeah 21 21 20 7 25 is in like Dothan, Alabama But I wonder I wonder even this I wonder Austin, Texas 7 25 to 20 boy.

2:35:19That's a big jump. That's probably like Three times as much, but I get a cashier Yeah, that's what a cashier makes to not a manager. That's good. The manager gets double that But I would I even the place where they're ramping up pay I wonder what that even is in comparison to inflation from that same job in Seven years, you know what I mean or and then 1235 Do you see that video? There's a video there's going around today of People in Chicago that are furious that the government is giving so much money to All these immigrants that are have illegally migrated into Chicago. I didn't see that the giving himself Phone and 12 bucks whatever is and these people are fucking freaking out And you know these people that were immigrants are like hey if Trump wants to talk to us come talk to us Like we're tired of the shit.

2:36:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm like wow. Yeah, just wild to save Hey, these people are waking up like why are you giving people that aren't even from here All this money and a free phone or all this shit. You're not giving anything to us. I mean yeah, that is fucked It's like fuck. I think those people deserve but that's what it's like we're seeing this like Why aren't regular people getting that same shit? Why isn't everybody just get that? Why are they the fucking? Why is that person getting special treatment where it's like we're just fucked? I mean that's the same again the safety nation. They shouldn't get it either What they're doing is they're trying to buy votes That's what I think they're doing.

2:36:41I try they're trying to get rid of voter ID And they're trying to bring people in They're all allowed people to get in and make it easy for them to travel all around the country And if someone like let you in the country when you vote for them, but they can't vote can they? Well, what if they can it's I mean, but they're talking about not having voter ID But you have like what do you think that they were talking about it in New York They were gonna try to make it so that you warn us if you weren't a citizen you could still vote in New York Interesting. That was something I was discussed right?

2:37:09I don't know because my dad can't think about New York I think it was discussed, but I don't know that's a whole attempt to have people that were immigrants capable of voting in New York Whatever you would search it under But my dad straight can't vote and he's been here, you know, 40 years or 50. Yeah, 40 If they start changing things Look Why else would you want that many people to cross over? I would want those people to cross over if I was wanted one of two things I wanted chaos or be I wanted voters It's like that's what like wild while country did they brought in the homeless people. Yeah, yeah, yeah It's the same kind of deal.

2:37:44Well, uh, here. Oh, yeah, struck down. Okay state Supreme Court judge from statin island said Click on it so I can read it So State Supreme Court judge from statin island said the measure which would have allowed more than 800 ,000 non citizens devote violated the state constitution So they're trying to pass this measure Imagine what would be the motivation? What would be the motivation of allowing people that Are illegal aliens? Well, they're permanently go residents permanently go residents So they're basically like guys like my dad who so these are just people that are not American citizens Yeah, yeah, like yeah, somebody with their green.

2:38:25I mean some people like I said I don't think my dad is ever gonna become a citizen also only applied to I mean local So non citizens What's the technical term for a non citizen if you're not a citizen and you're here legal resident illegal legal legal legal So do you have a green card? Yeah green card forever like or is it is it expire agent residency requirements? Agent residency requirements. Yeah, so it's like I mean look you could debate that But it's not the same as illegal immigrants. It's like people it's basically people that have been in that Place and they don't want to become citizens right?

2:38:58You can be able to vote for municipal elections not national elections But if you're a Democrat or if you're a Republican, let's see it on the other side I imagine you're a Republican and you do this and you say we're gonna let people who aren't even citizens vote Who do you think those people are gonna vote for they're gonna vote for the people that are allowing them to vote? Yeah, just especially if you're not politically savvy Now it is kind of like you old it's like fucking Tammany Hall like in gangs in New York where it's like you vote like four times Right to bring the fucking Irish people off the boats and like put a shave your mustache and go vote again Like that kind of shit.

2:39:30Yeah, I'm sure there's a lot of that. Well, that's the old. Yeah, that's how it always used to be That's how they always did it But the thing is it's like if you Wanted the laws on voting to be more lax and you wanted citizens that are here But they're not legal. They're not right. You could believe that's but or not leave or not yet That's next. I don't think you'd be able to get anybody to fucking go How are you trying to get people to vote for someone who's not a citizen voting? Well, there's always been the thing like you cannot vote if you're not a citizen They're I guess just reading off that right.

2:40:00I don't know anything else That to me. I don't know that I would have to think about it But it's like what they're what they're saying is if you've been here a while you're a legal resident You're part of this community you pay tax here you do all that stuff You can vote in local municipal elections. You can't vote for fucking senator You can't vote for fucking president. You can vote for alderman You can vote for fucking state house representative because they directly affect your thing Which is at least a reasonable argument as opposed to Anonsist and can have the full legal protection But I see what you're saying is here's a better argument.

2:40:32Why don't you make him citizens? Yeah Yeah, like what do you do you guys been here for 30 years? You think he's a spy? Yeah Like I know what do they have to do my dad like if someone's a productive member society They've been here for 20 years. Yeah, and they work but they just keep going from green card to green card Sit the guy down is he cool That's true. I mean, I can tell you my dad didn't do it because he like He got Matt. He got like a question wrong and he like spelled he like spelled like George Washington wrong or some shit That's it and they are yeah, I mean he was this is you know his recollection He just like he was not doing great and like the whatever point he got mad and he was like whatever fucking I don't want to be an American anyway Cuz he just didn't ace the test and he never went back.

2:41:17He's like I don't give a fuck That's hilarious. So he's just been here forever But yeah, I get what you're saying if they are if they have shown some kind of you know Yeah, well, it's kind of crazy that you just be born here Like if you if you're geographically on the right pile of dirt. Yeah, yeah, you fucking won the geopolitical lottery. Yeah I mean And then it's like and they if you don't do that It's like like Greece is a perfect example where like y 'know set that the Kumbu right my favorite basketball He's fucking awesome his family where they were Nigerian immigrants and That he was born in Athens, you know his family clearly loves Greek culture.

2:41:53They name their fucking kids Greek names You know what I mean like he grew up there He didn't have anywhere. He wasn't Nigerian right. He couldn't claim that and they didn't give him Citizenship until he was a fucking famous basketball player like it's like fuck dude where it's like you got to prove it But another wise it's like what do you do if you don't but also you have to make it kind of difficult Otherwise you get spies that just come over here from Russia and become citizens and run for president Like that's a real thing, too. Yeah, well, that's the real back there I mean isn't that what the real fear of about someone like Arnold running for office.

2:42:27Yeah, they would say oh He's not born here, but how nutty is that you have to be born here the fucking guys have been here most of his life Yeah, no, that's true But even though he's a citizen since his mother didn't have him come out of her body. Yeah on this soil. Yeah, it doesn't count Yeah, no that is weird that is no I do think there was some talk of when he was People love that guy so much that there was some talk of trying to challenge it but yeah, but that obviously But here's even crazier. How about if you're born in Vancouver? Yeah, that does not you're you're not allowed to come over here But if you're born in fucking Hawaii that's five miles across five hours across the ocean in a jet Well, that's America dude.

2:43:08We some guy in the 30s. We really wanted pineapples So that's you know, I mean Alaska. Yeah, yeah, how about Alaska? Yeah, that place is yeah, that's fucking crazy They bought that in the 1800s Russia's like yeah, yeah, we don't know this. We don't have this place Yeah, have it. It doesn't matter. We're tired of the shit. That's the greatest purchase ever Alaska. What about Louisiana purchase? That's pretty good. Well, yeah, and then the boys in New York They got New York for like nine dollars. I don't know that you call that a purchase It's more like a come on. Tony soprano please. I think they were just like can we have it?

2:43:40And they're like don't even understand what they're talking about and they're like he said yes It's ours now Can we give this back and they're like We know like right imagine like someone saying can we buy this from you and you're like yeah, give me 50 dollars Okay, yeah, fucking it is Like not dude. We got them. They said exactly exactly they probably had no concept of it If you think about if you live in TPs and you're no matter can you travel the idea of owning a spot? Yeah, whatever Like what do you do here? Yeah, you know stay here? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever the fucking dear leave What is fucking morons?

2:44:20That's what they yeah claiming it was sold as always like come on that's that's a very good point that I really never Let's talk about squirting for other 45 minutes Made in American squirting The Eagles breath Oh This one will be a warrior Of the Eagles breath shall grow to be chief Ever see the video the girl getting her vagina tattooed and she squirts and the That's that's crazy. I think it's fake though. Do you think it's fake Jamie? I think it's set up. Yeah, probably two perfect angles Good. It's like you're seeing her leg and you know, he's in there. Yeah. Yeah. He takes it in the face from the side No, you know, it just seems now that we saw some real footage and the folks that I'm sorry You weren't a part of this educational process also I would imagine if you're getting your vage tattoo Yeah, you probably want curtains up.

2:45:16Yeah, you know, you wouldn't be like out there. Yeah, that's fake Yeah, let me see so it's run it up. It looks like someone had a hose underneath their butt. See like oh, yeah She's getting her back But she's also more time please But it's also Like why is she getting her vage tattooed while these guys are just hanging out looking at their phone Oh, that's like the SNL sketch where they were all throwing up. Yeah, that's two batter their fucking wrist so fake Yeah, it's too thick too If she has a dick if it comes out that our hearts got big fat hard dude, that's yeah, think about that you We're talking about a fucking yeah, look at that.

2:45:57That's insane. We're talking about a five inch around dick And the looks like it's coming from below her. Yeah, like it's coming from under her cheeks very poorly done. Well, they got me There's so much of that now you never know what's real and what's fake I know dude except grainy ring cam refootage from third world countries of people getting shot. That's right That's right Russian dash cam. Yeah, those motherfuckers are getting fucked. That's too bad. It is wild You see that uh Drive by yesterday There's a video that goes around I feel like every day that everybody ends up seeing yesterday was this crazy drive -by video I don't know where can we see it?

2:46:37Let's close Close the good old American drive by and by the way before we close I just what I brought you a calendar Yeah, 2024 the Stavvy baby erotic calendar Go watch the special by the calendar. Oh, yeah, I'm naked in all of them. Yeah, may I see your titties? Lot of good stuff Shiden Austin to pull an Austin nice for reference on the Terminator, huh pretty good The hell yeah, the Olympics so this is it. Oh, yeah, this is the video. I'm not gonna show it online But okay, just still frame if you want to find it yourself. Okay, look on Twitter type and drive by Oh That's too loud to watch but there's a whole breakdown here watch like this guy down here He's still fighting this guy still fighting.

2:47:34Oh, no, dude, that sucks Come back. This is not the video is not over. Oh, no dude coming back. They're still shooting. They're still shooting This guy is still oh my god god damn Stefan is like America. Oh What the fuck? But they're about to come back and finish no Oh my god, so this guy almost tries to get up Oh this fucking guy. What are you doing man? He's just checking. He knows this is over now. This is bad There's a guy up here. You can't see and he starts unloading on Oh, no, oh my god, dude, and they all come up and finish oh Fuck he shot the head off his fucking head. Oh my god, that sucks, dude.

2:48:18It's really more violent more violent Seconds left in this video.

2:48:29Oh Dude, no don't you the fact I'm the house? Not it looks like those are the only guys that get shy. Oh Very targeted. Oh Make sure that everyone was dead. Oh my god. What the fuck dude? Oh Yeah, this went crazy viral. Yes, we're just supposedly taking parts. I don't know I just saw like this is the craziest for a drive -by video and then I saw five more time over there There's so much of that kind of stuff now available online Yeah, so fucking these cameras and jet and cell phones like Instagram is flooded with that Dude, that's fucking wild me and sigur every day Send each other shit like the worst shit we could find.

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