#2074 - Shane Gillis

29:24There's a photo of Chandler's foot connected on Tony's face. It's like a fucking dolly painting. It's wild. Yeah. It's wild to look at like what happens to someone's face when a foot impacts their fucking jaw. Just this. It's horrible. It's horrible. Yeah. Rough sport. It is a rough sport. I will say this about the cold plunge. I'm still cold. Yeah, there it is. Oh, no. Bro, how crazy is that? I mean that is a crazy photograph. That's crazy. He looked like he just turned a thousand years old. Like he's like they got him out of a glacier. Like he was frozen in a glacier. I mean, that's a perfect and look at Chandler's fucking quads.

30:11Imagine how much power is in that. Good Lord. Look at his body. He's just a ball of tense muscle. Just exploding on your face. Pause.

30:29That's not a lot more gay than I was trying to make it. It happens. We're going to do. Have you seen the camera on a mace podcast? I did. It's as funny as it gets hilarious. The pause the fucking. They're just going after crazy pauses. Oh my god. They just went after it. Yeah. It's like we were talking about this that like they talk like people used to talk in the 90s. Yeah, they're going. They're telling stories. They're telling stories. This is what we used to do. They're talking about like running trains on. They're both laughing so loud. Yeah, it's as good as it gets. It's really funny. Yeah.

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32:39Speaking of not giving a fuck. True. Hey, hey, long ones. True, I'm gonna get a lot of flack for now and a Notre Dame hat right now is Bud like coming back. But like I'm back. I'm not gay no more. I'm delivered.

33:00I feel like it's coming back. I'm in the transfer portal, dude. I'm out. Notre Dame's done. What happened? No, that's all Jamie would like that. He didn't care at all. I always bring up this. I like when I'm like, no, no record. No name's not done. We're still the best.

33:18I like women. Women women women.

33:24Dude, the fuck. I'm not like a man. Oh, no.

33:32I will.

33:37Yeah, the other guy. I am delivered. I'm gay. I'm not like women.

33:52I'm not like a man. I think this dude came out as gay after this. Yeah, he's clearly he's gay. He's so gay. Didn't he afterwards? He said to me, oh my god. Yeah. After a while. He tried his best. He got socially pressured into being like, I'm not gay. But the weird thing is like when they start dancing around them, it's okay. It's weird. There's a bunch of men dancing around. They're all real close. They're like high five in each other. Yeah, they're like, how gay are they straight? Yeah, we're so gay. I get Mr. Delivert. Mr. Delivert. An internet sensation, radio personality known for his favorite famous, um, delivered video that went viral in 2014.

34:30Oh, wow. So he's making something. How many followers you got? 350 ,000. So let me see what he's up to now. I'm also a little late. Looking good, dude. But is he gay now? Yeah. I mean, what is happening here? He's back. Yeah, if he's not gay, he should consider it. He is. Yeah. He was gay then. He was gay. He was gay. But what a tragedy. Imagine being gay and people don't want you to be gay. That has got too suck. Yeah. Because imagine if everyone was gay, because like if you're in high school right now and you're not gay, you're not even cool. Yeah, if you're not trans, what are you? You're a straight white man.

35:18You piece of shit. You're responsible for everything. You're like, what? I'm 11. What did I do? That doesn't change. You get older, you go, wait a second. I ain't fucking doing it. I was just born. Yeah. That was funny as fuck. Simpson in the green room. This is maybe this isn't great for this, but we were talking about the Gypsy King. We were talking about Tyson Fury. And he was like, we were talking about gypsy. He's like, you can't call him Gypsy. But he can't say Gypsy over there. They get offended. And Brian Simpson was like, well, they call each other Gypsy. And I was like, I know it's crazy, right?

35:57It was perfect. He said it's crazy. He's like, well, they say they call each other. And then we all just pause and fucking howl it didn't were howl it. And the whole room was howling. He got it right away. I was like, I know crazy. Bro, that green room is my favorite spot on earth. You going tonight? I can't wait. I'm going to be asleep, dude. Are you? Yeah, I did. This is I'm experiencing. This is the true Joe Rogan experience. Workout, podcast, stand up. Yeah. That's a tough day. Really? What else did you do? Usually it's just lay down, stand up. Who's my shit's on? Who is this? I don't even know these people.

36:47I'm getting WhatsApp calls. How am I getting WhatsApp calls? Is that from Argentina? No, this one's not. But I've gotten multiple WhatsApp calls today. What have my phone number got leaked? Under the WhatsApp? I think I'm a delete WhatsApp. Yeah. There's no need for me to have that thing on there. So do it on there. No, I had it. I had it when I was living in Europe. I didn't like it. Yeah, what's for people in Europe? I think that's it. I think people don't have iPhones over there. That's what's happening. Why are they so popular over there, but not over here? What happened? I don't know. It's weird to use a separate app to text.

37:32I don't think I understand anything. Is that what it is? Let me delete that thing right now. Because it's been happening all day. So they still use to happen. Delete it. Sorry. Cross -platform functionality. Yeah. I don't know anything. I don't either. I just know my phone's been blown up with WhatsApp. When I think of WhatsApp, I think about what happened to Jeff Bezos. What's that? Well, someone, I think it was the top dude in Saudi Arabia. I sent him a link. He clicked on this, my friend. And it was one of the black eyes with the deck. It was bad. Got him. Got him. Somebody got me the other day with Floyd Mayweather.

38:16That was the link. I got that. I got sent that. I saw the San Francisco Chronicle at the bottom. That's how you know. So, girl, whenever he sends me something, like, I know he got me. I know. I'm clicking anyway. Ah! You got me.

38:30But the head guy sent Bezos a link. And, yeah, Jeff Bezos hack. Amazon boss phone hack by Saudi Crown Prince. Wild. Okay. Investigations suggest Washington Post's owner was targeted five months before murder of Jamal Kashoggi. Yeah, because they were, the Washington Post was doing some sort of expose on MBS. And then, that was before they killed Jamal Kashoggi. And then, they sent him a message like, hey, click on this. Yeah. And it uploaded Pegasus software to his phone. And Pegasus is the Israeli spy software that allows them to read everything on your phone. Apparently, though, according to Gavin DeBecker, this is a securities expert, that the new Pegasus, Pegasus too, they don't even need a link.

39:20They just need your phone number. Like, it's over. Yeah. Like, all this idea of, like, encrypted this and fucking hidden that. I was trying to explain to a friend of mine. He carries around one of those weird phones, which, you know, it's like an Android phone that has some sort of top secret operating system. And this, anything's like, no one can track me. No, I go, hold on. Are you making phone calls? Do you use text messages? Okay. Well, then your phone released, released the tower, and they know exactly where you are. Yeah. I get this one way, one way for you to hide the location. You have to take your phone and you have to shut it off and then put it in a Faraday bag.

39:55And he's like, what's a Faraday bag? Have you ever heard of the company silent? No. SLNT. They make backpacks. And inside that backpack, there's a Faraday sleeve for your laptop and a Faraday sleeve for your iPhone. Or your phone. And you put it in there and you vanish. Who's doing that? Who's vanishing? A lot of people. Why? Well, I don't know if you know about the state of the world today, but a lot of people are being tracked. It's, I don't know. Like, I have no need to vanish. For now, you don't. Yeah, but. But if some shit gets weird. Yeah, but who, how many people are getting like a company is making this for just regular dudes that are like, I need to get off the grid.

40:35Yeah, because someone like say if you're even a divorce, this is a silent SLNT. Reconnect, you're right to disconnect. Yeah, if you, like, say if you're going through a divorce or something like that and your wife fucking decides to travel, I don't want to ever. Yeah, he's already in the space. He's a good getaway. Yeah, my bad. They work. It's very funny. They're still doing like, but once you start using your phone, they know where you are. Of course. Yeah. I mean, if you're fucking hiding from the CIA, guess what? You can't use a phone. The CIA is going to get you. They're going to get you.

41:13Yeah. And eventually you're going to use someone else's phone. They know they shot the president in the head. Oh, yeah. They're going to get you. Oh, yeah. Also, who are you? What are you doing? Yeah, who are you doing? I don't know. I mean, you, yeah, I'm not again. I'm not getting on a plane with you again. I assume you're in trouble. I assume they're going to get you. They're listening to everything. I said, they got all my dick pics. They got all my fucking, all my memes. I'm just, I, I'm going to every time I fucking jack off. Speaking of yesterday, the, the grand, the company off there, the grand theft auto thing leaked.

41:43The trailer leaked and they said it the way it happened is because they probably uploaded to YouTube. And once you do that, no matter if our video is private or not, anyone, not anyone. But most people who work at YouTube have access to that now. Right. Oh, okay. So thousands of people had access to that file and could have stolen it immediately. Anyway, anytime I jack off, I'm always worried somebody gets that footage. You phones looking at you. It is. But yeah, somebody sees that face. I'll be honest. That face just. Mmm. Well, half hard, dude. He's thinking about quitting. You're just determined to keep going.

42:16Because you don't want to stop once you start. Yes, see if that zinc works. Yeah. Fucking. Measure your loads. Oh, scale. Oh, this was good today. I'd say I had five egg whites. Yeah, that waffle house paid off. The major load. Yeah, if guys have little loads, they get sad. It is, it is depressing. What's all that about? Yeah. Jamie, you have little loads. How do you know? From how do you know? The way about it, brother. Are you looking at? Fuck you. You have access to my phone? Yeah. Yeah, Pegasus 3. Yes. It only gets your fucking load. I just go straight to Jake. Whenever you're, you're, you're linked to you porn.

43:04It fucking sends a notification to Shane's phone. Oh, you're not. And your fucking is your wack on it. My buddy, my buddy got fucked. He was a shout out LaMaire. He's gonna love this. He got, he's got some great stories. One of them, we were on the road in fucking Milwaukee. And he was like, you know what? I'm gonna try to find an orgy. What? Which is crazy. You're trying to find an orgy. Did you knew this guy? It would be even crazier to see this guy be like, I should go to an orgy. He just said, I'm gonna go find it. Who fucks does that? So he went on Reddit to Milwaukee's Gone Wild. Oh my god.

43:39Whatever city where any checks out there, Gone Wild. And they were like, we're having an orgy at the days in. I just want to see him reference. I reference him every time. Just so you know that guy was, and then he got, he paid like, they were like, it's $100 a ticket. He was like, all right, deal. Pays him $100, takes an Uber the days in in Milwaukee at like 3 a .m. He gets there. He's in the lobby. He's like, hey, can you guys, I'm here. They're like, we're too busy fucking. We can't let you in.

44:11He's just a complete scam. And he gets back to my out, we're in New York. And he's like, I gotta fuck it. He's like, I'm gonna message him and be like, give me that fucking money back. So he messages him and they're like, they must have his location somehow. So he messages them and he's like, hey you guys, fuck to me on that. And they're like, actually, we're doing an orgy in Brooklyn tonight. We'll give you half off if you want to come to that. Oh my god. I did. They just keep taking his money. He's so dumb. He's so dumb. He's just horny. He's like, yeah, yeah, it's worth it. I could be wrong.

44:42They might have got him on a FaceTime. Somebody might have got him on a Jack and off on FaceTime. How they do that? They say they're a girl. They don't show you who they are. They keep their screen black. Oh, you were a boy. You owe us $5 ,000. And we're gonna release that video. Shout out to them there. I just fucked him. My bad, Lamar. I love you. Listen, what is it going to do to them? People are going to have it. It'll help his career. He's told that story before. Yeah, it'll help his career. Yeah. That's the thing about being a comic. It's not like being a journalist. You know, if you're a journalist and you get busted, you're Jack and off to FaceTime, like you're in real trouble.

45:22Like that Jeffrey Tuban guy. Yeah. That guy was in real trouble. Like he lost his job. I think they brought him back on CNN, but everybody just kept calling him the jerk off guy. That's over. You're done. And then he went on Patrick Beck David's podcast. He was like defending the vaccine. Like it was like a religious doctrine. It was wild. It's like this guy was so scared of being canceled. Like everything was like completely by the book. Like whatever the narrative is that the mainstream media is pushing, this guy was all in with no questions asked off. He was jacked off. Yeah, he got caught.

45:57That's just how it is. That's just how it is. If you're one of those guys, like you can't, you know, it's fucking dangerous for your own guys. You don't want them coming for you again. You already got caught jacking off. Getting caught jacking off is brutal. That's a tough one on a fucking zoom. The fact that you can't stop jerking off while you're talking about the election. That just means the whole time he was talking in the back of his head, he was like, oh my god. Well, that's a real person. It's supposed to what these people portray themselves in the media. It's just like moral authorities and these experts and these people of substantial reason.

46:38They're not that. They're fucking weirdos are being confined by this job and they're boxed into a very specific way of behaving and talking. And they put makeup on you and they sit you in front of a camera and you talk about whatever the fuck they tell you to talk about. And you pretend you're smarter than everybody else. And when those people go on like a show or they get questioned, like when they went on like that guy went on the Patrick, that David podcast. Like you just see who they really are. It's like, oh, you're just some guy and this is what you do. And they work for both. They work for CNN and Fox and change their, they're like girlfriends.

47:12Yeah, they go back. Whoever I'm dating, that's my personality. Well, didn't Tucker Carlson started CNN? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. He's he is. He's buck wild now. His laughs wild. He's wild. I met him for the first time. I heard he's a man. Very nice guy. Yeah. Very nice guy. Like, like, seem genuine. Show his hand. How you doing? We dark, chit chat. Yeah. Everything I've seen of him, he seems cool. I'm like, nice man. I don't think this. I wouldn't describe him as cool. This is what he is. He's odd. He's odd. Like, there's no question about it. He's odd. Like the way he laughs is odd. The way he communicates is odd.

47:53But I don't think he's a bad guy at all. I think what he does is very important for the most part. Like, some of this stuff is like, like, when you found the dude who blew Obama, like, yo. What are you doing here? Like, what is this? Like, this is, I mean, this is the same guy that's exposing fraud and the CIA. This is the same guy that wants to release the Kennedy files. And then he's like, also, this guy blew the president. Yeah. Like, what? Even if he did, who fucking cares? I kind of want to know. But who cares? I mean, I'm kind of happy. That's big. That's big news. I know. But is it shocking?

48:34I mean, if you're a guy and you're running for president and you're gay, you're not telling anybody. Not in this day and age. There's just way too many people. They wouldn't. They would think you're a freak. There's way too many people that unfairly associate gay people with some other kind of perversion as well. They don't just think this is just, you know, just like how you like women, this guy likes men, we should all be free. And clearly, it is how he is. This is not some wacky thing like being addicted to gambling. Yeah. This is like a thing that is in your genes. And we need to accept it.

49:09If we're going to be a kind, compassionate society, we need to accept it. Yeah. But there's a lot of people that automatically will associate homosexuality with some kind of perversion for whatever unfortunate reason. Well, it's because the reason is because it's guys fucking each other in the butt. So that throws people off a little bit. But that should be completely legal. It gets lumped into like pedophilia. And then whenever there's a pedophile that happens to be gay, then people like see, but there's just a lot of pedophiles. Yeah. You know, I mean, that's the creepiest thing. Oh, I got sent a documentary last night about this lady.

49:51That's a lady who fucked a 12 year old student. And she got pregnant. Ooh. Fuck her name. Why does that not bother me nearly as much as male pedophiles? This is fucking cool. Yeah. He found out about some cool shit. He found out about something cool a little sooner than he should have. Although I think he got it's always a lady a little damaged. Of course he got damaged. I'm just kidding. I have a friend of mine that got really fucked up with that. Mary Kay. Oh, this is similar to it. No, that's the, oh, that was the one I got. It was the Mary Kay one. Mm. Mary Kay Lutorno. Oh, yeah. That was a famous one.

50:29It's a wild lady. He was 13. She started off sex with him when he was 13. She was already the mother of four and had a marriage that was disintegrating. Yeah, obviously the first sex you get, you don't even get dev sex with a fellow teenager. You got a bang old lady who's had 50 kids. You don't even know. Oh, that's. I mean, that's him now. I think he got married after they split up and she went to jail and then they still got married. Oh, she passed away in 2020. Oh, of what? I think she had butt cancer. I swear to God. No, he's serious. He was just shooting loads in there forever. That's like probably so bad for your butt.

51:11Come. Do you got a bunch of come in there? I'm just guessing.

51:21I'm just guessing.

51:25I'm just guessing. I'm just guessing. Could be bad for you. I don't know. I'd be bad. Probably not good. Otherwise, everybody would do it. Imagine if that was like the key to longevity. We have found, you know, this is the reason why ancient cultures. If I had to do it. If you had to do it. If you had a fuck. If you had a fucking guy. I was telling Tony the other day, I'd fuck a guy who still wears a mask. Like, shut up. Yeah. Finally, fuck a guy. Look, I still wear a mask. It's 22 and three. I'll pick him. I saw a guy on the plane yesterday wearing a mask. Yeah. Rock hard when I saw him. Listen, I feel bad for them.

52:03I really do. At this point, I feel bad for them. I just feel like they're just not getting good information. They're lost. They're scared. I get it. I get the... It did that fucked me up as far as like, because for like a year, I was afraid of like talking close to people. I was afraid for quite a few months. However long that was. Yeah. That like fucked me up for a while. Yeah. I feel like until I got to Texas, I was afraid. Yeah. But LA was afraid. Like, it was in the air. Yeah. Like, people were freaked the fuck out, man. They were weirded out. Bill Burnett's podcast was yelling at someone who's across the street who didn't have a mask on.

52:38He talked about it on the podcast. What? Don't mask? It was all in in that nonsense. He was. But I swear to God, it's in the air there. I feel like if he was here, he wouldn't have done that. There's a thing that's real. Yeah. And you could feel it when you go to other countries for sure, is that people have, there's a different vibe that the people there have. And if you're, we are, vibes and people's thoughts and their energy is very contagious. It's very contagious. And if you're around people that are freaked out, you're going to be more freaked out than you would be if you're around people who weren't.

53:18And most people have a certain level of anxiety anyway. I mean, there's a reason why they're selling so much Xanics. There's a reason why so many people are in SSRIs. There's a lot of people out there that are not on a good path, whether it's because of their own fault or whether it's decisions that were made that affected them or there's the way they were raised or the fucking environment they find themselves in. I'm not casting any blame on people. But there's a certain percentage of the population that is just already fucked up. And then COVID came along. And I think there was more people that are already fucked up in these high population urban areas.

53:58And I think it's just natural. Because I don't think people are supposed to be stacked on top of each other like that. One of the things that I felt when I went to Scotland, you feel relaxed, like almost immediately. And I was like, I think, and we were all talking about this. We were like, I think when you're around a shit ton of people, whether you recognize it or not, there's something you're experiencing. There's energy you're experiencing. Whether it's just because there's so many numbers and you're paying attention to all these different people and kind of like seeing, looking around you and taking in all this data, whether it's a lot of noise, or whether it's like there's physical energy that comes off of people that we just don't know how to measure yet.

54:40I'm more inclined to think that because this is why I like the mountain so much. When I go to the mountains, dude, I feel better. Like you feel like... Like whatever the fuck is fucking with people in cities. And so if you go to cities and everybody's all ramped up and crazy, like why are they so ramped up like that? But they're not in Scotland. Yeah. Because you're not supposed to be stacked on top of each other like that. This is some new thing we're trying out. Yeah, I get in a bad mood. It's not good for you. You got to walk behind someone slow. Oh, God, yeah. I'm just furious all day. And people in New York, they behave as if you're not going to punch them.

55:18They're like knock into you and talk shit. I've seen people talk shit to people for no reason on the street. Like this is wild. And they get punched. Yeah. They should get punched. They should continuously get punched and keep going. Some guy hit my fucking car with a briefcase once. And I came that close to stop in the car. Yeah. I was coming home from some stupid fucking audition that I didn't want to do. And this dork, this dork in his glasses. And I was in the intersection and the my light was green. And they were all jaywalking. And he just decided to hit my fucking car with his back with his fucking briefcase.

55:57If it wasn't a piece of shit car, I might have brain. I was thinking about brain in him. I was thinking about just spinning back. I was just going to hit the fucking e -brake and just run out and brain him. Yeah. I mean, that's just shut him off. And no one would do anything. Back then I could have got away with it too, because this is the 90s. It wasn't like there was cameras anywhere. Because he probably had his head probably bounced off the concrete. And that would have been a wrap. That's how people die, dude. Like if you're going to brain someone in the street. You really should kick him in the body.

56:30You hit him with a body kick him. Yeah, you really should body kick him. Because you don't want to kill him. Yeah. You don't want to hurt him. If you kick someone in the head in the street, you very, very likely you could kill them. There's like a two out of ten possibility that you can kill him. That would get you some respect in prison, though. You know what I mean? If you're like, what's he in for? He hit my fucking car with a briefcase. I roundhouse to many died. I know shit. The earth killed him. I didn't kill him. You know, it comes good for your butt. Yeah, it hurts. It hurts. It hurts bad.

57:01It hurts bad. Yeah. I just don't like the level of tension that's involved when there's so many people around. I get, I mean, it's still here. It's an Austin. It's like this attitude. This urban attitude. Yeah. Yeah, it's not that bad here, though. Dude, even there's just not enough people here. The level, the feeling, what I got here when I first moved here, I was like, oh, this is the right number of people. Yeah. It's like a number of people where you can sustain a, like, great restaurants. You can sustain a great university. You can sustain a bunch of good businesses. Yeah. Like, it's plenty big.

57:33Yeah, it's definitely better than New York, as well as God. Yeah. Although I was there yesterday and just, say the, the plaza near the Central Park. It was fucking nice. I was just walking around. Dude, I love this. It was very nice. I love this in New York. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got these guys in the Bronx, GNR Deli. You ever, you ever have? No. Dude. This is like the best Italian, Italian sub I've ever had in my fucking life. It's called the Bronx Godfather. We went and the last time we went for the UFC. These fucking waps are never original. What are you talking about? You Italian. So, like, this was the Godfather.

58:08I didn't need it. You Italians. My people named it. But, dude, it's fucking, it's the best food. It's terrible for you. These people all look like they just fill with inflammation. So, I'll just eat and post all day. But the God and the folks are looking for a half and a great time. They're having a great time. Yeah. They're eating. God bless. Just grow up. Forget about your diet. This guy always says that. Forget about your diet. Then they watch the Yankees not make the playoffs. Fuck. That's what I wanted. Come on. Look at this guy, subs. Shut the fuck up. Tell me I just made it. That's a chicken cutlet.

58:45Come on, son. Look at this sandwich. Look at this. What is the slice of this thing up? Tell me you're not hungry. I actually am hungry. Look at these guys. He's hungry too. Look at his face. He's not. He was looking. He was about to fuck. That's why I tried Tommy. That's why I tried Tommy Jr. I've been friends with that dude for. He's about to fuck one of the year. Three years. Three years. You could fuck one of those sandwiches. You could have if you had to. No problem. Great people though. Fuckin the nicest people. Solved the amount. And the food is insane. But I just, I don't remember how we got to that.

59:20What were we talking about? How did we get to sandwiches? Living in cities, sucks, but. But yeah, but they have great food New York has the best Italian food. Yeah, it's so good. I fucking love going there I love going there. Yeah, I do I wouldn't say I miss New York, but I do I like going New York rules. I still want to live there Yeah, I'm to whatever it is whatever it is. I like I like will I want a ranch That's what I want I want someplace where this like I'm wake up. I see deer and I hear birds chirping and shit That's what I like it is fun to see deer. I got a house my family and we have a house in the Poconos.

59:57Oh nice, but those deer are shitty They're like scraggly They're fucked up deer. They're always around the house and they're fucking dirty They probably have a lot of diseases. You see them and you're like oh nice deer and you see them up close You're like oh no, there's a thing called CWD chronic wasting disease. It's tearing through deer Yeah, and to the point where there's a lot of people that are scared to eat deer in certain places like in certain spots I'm with Concent my buddy Doug Durin. He is a part of this conservation effort to try to like mitigate this spread of this disease and they're trying to actually shoot more deer Because they're trying to lower the population so that this less of it is funny that hundreds I know it is the correct move, but it's always like Sorry, we're gonna have to kill more of them.

1:00:43Sorry But they really do in this case because you know if you ever been in the Midwest the fucking deer are everywhere Yeah, it's what my buddy John Dudley owns a hunting farm Okay, this guy is like one of the best bow hunters on earth. He teaches archery It's a different level of like if you had like you know how I opened up the mothership Well, this guy developed his deer farm It's like one of those type deals and there's a few of these guys Like this is another guy named Lee Likoski as a similar situation and they live in Iowa Just a hunt deer like it's a religion dude. They have cameras set up all around the property So they could find out when a guy is in the neighborhood So they they tried to split because these big bucks are smart and they know they're being hunted and so most of them go nocturnal until The ladies want a party And that's when you get them when when they wind up hunting season is during the rut And so risk at all they just they get so horny the guys have walked made videos where they walk right up to a deer Like this big deer is just standing there in the middle of the was they walk right up to him touch him go hey, man You okay?

1:01:54He's so He's probably fucked out. He probably fucked like 30 dogs And he's like standing for the kill me kill me I'm done. He's been listening to 30 stupid stories And Tell talking about and then she said to me and I was like you are not gonna talk to me like I Even you starting to say that I'm my brain shut off And then she said I was just With so many videos of guys like walking up to a deer and touching it with an arrow like came in you all right like Fuck you doing here the deer's like huh? He's horny bro. They're just so fucked out or so horny that they literally are so confused that they let someone walk right up to them Like that's how much it affects the brain and they only get to fuck once a year so imagine Human beings are like that but human beings we can have sex 365 days a year just imagine if all human beings only bread in November And so it's a fucking November rolls around and everybody goes crazy That's what it's like in the near world.

1:03:03It would be war war would be war every November would be horrific you'd have to hide your family look at this deer During the rut with his arrow hey bro Look at him Oh You gotta go to sleep he can't even stand look he's standing cock -eyed oh Finally figured it out finally snapped out of it and took off that is wild dude that's crazy that's wild And that's scared and shout out to that dude for not smoking it It should have point blanked it cuz he had a fucking arrow in his hand he could have smoked it that shows how many hunters are out there Like that guy their ethical also that's a little deer.

1:03:52You don't really want to shoot that really yeah, that's it Let me see that again. It was a little pumper that is Yeah, that's like a one -year -old deer see how he has very tiny antlers maybe two he might be two years old But that's about it. He's not old what the fuck Like but if you were in a place that has low deer population density or low buck density Like some places like they just shoot any buck, you know because you could shoot any buck Some places have different Rules like they have to have fork tines they can't be like stubs They can't be what's called a button buck what a button buck is there barely they're so young They're barely have antlers.

1:04:30Yeah, there's little nub but they're still a male so you're technically allowed to shoot I'm a button but some That I splung you saw that ice punch We go tropey that That ice punch doesn't count. That's not fair you digs going. Yeah, 37 degrees for three minutes you digs going and With that water flow even yeah, I took a shower after that one's rougher. That's the the blue cube the one we have in the studio That's the roughest one. That's the rough. I will say this about cold plunges the only thing you do after you do a cold Plunge just tell people you took a cold lunch. I can't shut the fuck up.

1:05:01It's like people get into yoga. Yeah, they can't shut the fuck I understand because they always judge those people me too. Yeah, yeah now every conversation I have I'm in the colds. I am those people. Yeah, yeah, I'm those people with almost everything I like I Get it. Yeah, it's a problem Not really that fucking things I thought you were I thought you were wrong about the cold plunge No, we did me already in Mark stuck our fucking just our hands in the cold plunge see if we could do 30 seconds Yeah, it was like no fuck this. I'm never you did three minutes today Yes, you're a stud now. No, no, I just needed you standing there going get in there bitch I'm not a pussy Joe Come on man, you got in pretty easy the first time you did it was rough But now you're pretty accustomed well the first time you get in it sucks the fucking women I'm at least but eight nine times now.

1:05:51How many times you done it? Yeah every time yeah, yeah, I enjoy it. It's good It really is really being done with it. How good does it feel when you get out of there? Yeah, you feel like you're on the best drug Good, yes, like a super manager He feels like like if someone ever wants a borrow money they need to catch me right when I'm coming out of the Yeah, I'm coming to another cold plunge I've also noticed when I get out of it. I can't shut the fuck up. Yeah, I get out. I'm just getting. Yeah, just giddy Yeah, yeah, it's nice. I haven't been happy in a while Yeah, you can be happy every day just get one of those fucking things for your backyard.

1:06:25We'll hook it up Maybe dude, you should have one Dude, you both you're gonna have to come over and come over Never get you don't live that far away from me. I will drive over your house before shows and we'll both do it together Yeah, we'll do it together. I'll do it. It'd be great to do right before show. Yeah, wake you right up and you feel like you know that sometimes When you have like Saturday shows and you're like fuck you went out Friday night Every single set every single sleep because you're not at home Yeah, and then you have lunch. It's not very good for you whatever the fuck you're eating and then you're like, okay It's six shows at eight fuck.

1:07:04I gotta wake up. I usually jack off and taking that That was something I don't know if it helps I literally wake up 20 minutes before the cars coming in and I'm like oh shit Forget you're doing a show Yeah, if you had a cold plunge in your room Plop in there You're under like the path to like making yourself a better person Do you feel this you're on a spiritual journey? No Inside joke. Yeah, I have on a spiritual journey right now No, yeah, that'd be cool to be better. Yeah, well these workouts will help. We just all I have to do is just stay consistent Yeah, stay consistent everybody feels better.

1:07:51We were talking about saw today. It's like God I feel so much better. He was saying that he's getting more attractive women hitting him up on dating apps I'm like I don't we had to let that you had to let that get near the son of the song I'm definitely getting stronger. I'm getting more attractive women on dating sites to respond He's awesome though, but he does feel better feels better more confidence. Yeah, how wild is it? He's doing that Muslim prayer us so for people don't know our friend of son. It's hilarious comic Works the mother ship can't he can't He does not understand Arabic But he can read it and write it.

1:08:31Yeah, which is like So crazy, but he was taught to read it and write it when he was a kid and he can recite Muslim prayers, but he doesn't know what they mean. Yeah, which is like what? That was clearly just autism He thinks so as soon as he said it. I was like, oh shit now it makes sense I've heard you say some wacky shit now. I know yeah, yeah, yeah, a touch of the Tism. He's got a little. Yeah Yeah, touch of the Tism is a superpower certainly is I feel like it is. Yeah, I wish I had more I like to crank it up by like 2 % He started up I have CTE for sure. I got a little that yeah, I must I must I get hit in the head too many times All the things that I know now about people that get hit in the head.

1:09:17I'm like, yeah, it does something Yeah, I got hit in the head for like 10 years and then I also probably have toxoplasmosis because I used to have a wild cat Most like I got that too and I always had cats when I was a kid and they always went out like cats. Yeah, yeah If you got cats, you're You got a lot of them out. Yeah, you got a little bunch of little fucking murderers, but I'm a big fan of that I'm a big fan of let him out too, but the thing is like you're gonna get toxo Like your cat's gonna get toxo and you're probably gonna get it. Yeah, what's it do? The fact you're thinking Makes you more rational makes you more irrational.

1:09:55Yeah, there's a disproportionate number of motorcycle victims Motorcycle crash victims got bit by cats that are that test positive for toxoplasmosis They don't know if there's a correlation, but they do think it affects your impulse. Yeah Yeah, there's also a disproportionate number of successful soccer teams That come from places that have high levels of toxoplasmosis Yeah, they don't know if that's because there's a lot of really Cypress and come from come from third world countries yeah poorer countries That's possible too, but it also might be just it makes you wilder. Yeah Like it might like literally possibly could change cultures at one point in time France 50 % of the country tested positive for it They're just wild Yeah, who's wilder than French is what the French are wild bro Those are some wild people.

1:10:47I saw Napoleon. How was it? I loved it. You did. I loved it. Why do people not like it Here's what I think I think Ridley's got made Napoleon like a human well walking Phoenix did it Made him like a human being like he says dumb shit. He fucks up. Mm -hmm. You know Usually if you're watching like a historical movie like you want him to be like Abraham Lincoln speaking well the entire time totally control right. Yeah, this is a guy that's like an actual human He's a human the whole time But Every time they cut to a scene where he's fucking his wife. It's so funny. It's just him dog. He all he does dog That was his knife or is he I don't think that's historically accurate cut to him and chose me like Pretty great Yeah That's crazy.

1:11:36So how many sex scenes are in the movie? There's two that I can definitely remember wow and both of them are It's hard cut to him doggy style interesting. Yeah, I wonder why I Wonder when people figured out you can have sex looking at each other Because most animals are doggy style. Yeah, like all of them in fact I mean, I would imagine I don't want to turn this into some type of freak shit But I saw a funny video of a gorilla doggy style on another gorilla the fucking Kids watching at the zoo. He's like Oh funny how human they look when they fuck it's so funny They will tie a dick. They have a little tiny dick.

1:12:12Gorilla. Yeah, fuck yeah chimps that big dex Do you know why why because chimp females are more promescuous? Mm -hmm. There's a If you grill is also have little balls This is interesting like in primates. There's a direct relationship between the number of promiscuous females that are nearby and the size of the male's testicles Oh wow, that's crazy. That's wild That's an interesting fact. Yeah, that's what chimps have giant nuts Because chimped chimped ladies are wild. They want big nuts. Yeah, they want big nuts Well, they need a lot of loads Mm -hmm, they're going to war. Yeah, trying to make babies those guys are having a tough time.

1:12:51They're having a tough time I don't I wouldn't yeah that chimped partnership I didn't like it. It's wild. I like to do the in the beginning of chimped empire the guy There's the first scene where they go like fight the other colony And he's like I'm out of here Then they catch him the other colony caught him on the way back and killed him kill him I respected him just being like I know you guys are gonna make fun of me when we get back This is scary. I'm going home. You can't even join you know they got ripped apart like at least some armies Well to even the Mongols these to take in other warriors.

1:13:23Yeah, you join us We'll have to kill you. I wonder if chimps ever do that Well, something has to happen, right because they do branch off Yeah, they were saying that there's one clan that was a part of another group I bet they just start fucking the ladies. What do they call a trot? Is it a tribe? What do they call them? Troop a troop of chimps. I could be wrong on that one Jamie, you're what are you doing over there? I'm talking about grilas fucking I'm talking about grilas fucking I was looking for doggie style scenes in the pulley and actually I was trying to find I would like to see that I thought I had something but I lost it Oh So I'm gonna have had to see.

1:14:04Can you please find grilas fucking at the zoo? What was the other thing and then Oh wait right after girls troops. Oh, yeah, what is the the group? What do they call a tribe? A clan of This is even a group of apes or chimpanzees is a shrewdness. Whoa Yeah, this is fun a shrewdness that can be right this is British Is that like the British where they spell tire? The white whole shit dude. You'll tie us Tias with a Y Oh baboons are a true wow a shrewdness Baboons are a troop. Oh, okay Answer a colony or an army interesting That guy Sapolsky Robert Sapolsky who did all the research on toxoplasmosis use the one I found out about the Disproportionate number of motorcycle victims He also did some crazy work with baboons and one of the things they found these baboons They had these like really rough Alpha males like evil mean yeah brutal bully alpha males and they were Getting food from this resort.

1:15:11They were getting food from the garbage So like hundreds of them would go to the the the garbage and the resort and tear it apart and this one here we go Hey Imagine what kind of dead left so funny. Yeah, look how short the strokes are see them saying yeah Ben there brother That's exactly how you Nice slow Get the fuck out of there. I'm gonna look he's gonna get under there. Oh, man Child's gonna tickles balls No rules at all the child's gonna get that's a baby champ man. That's a baby champ's going what are you doing in my mom? Yes, dude help Push push I may help you push I mean that so these baboons That's not the one I was talking about the mean ones the mean ones got to the garbage first We turned out the garbage was poisoned like the garbage had some something in it that was poison.

1:16:13Yeah, so these chimps died off So the alpha's died and then everybody chilled out and so this Troop I guess of baboons for like I think a decade Yeah, it's like a peaceful and cool like it somehow and then it eventually Devolved back to bully alphas That were beating up all the other champs. Hey, we're no different. Yeah, world were two right now. We've been chilling for a while Yeah, and all of a sudden there's some well how long do we chill for up to Vietnam which that barely counts Bit one paired the world would do right but there's like a completely unnecessary whereas total war two was necessary Because of an unnecessary start Was the unnecessary started World War two Hitler taking everything Yeah, but like a lot of it is based on what happened World War one.

1:17:08Yes. Yeah, so World War one one and two are pretty There everything in history is interlinked. Yeah, and there's not that much time in between the meter Yeah, so there's like a regrouping of Germany and that will fucking show you yeah Uh Well, World War one over that's the ultimate dumbest fucking one ever. What is it over? Austria Archduke, France, Ferdinand got assassinated in Serbia. That's right and then The guy lucky ran into the outside of a restaurant Yeah, I tried to kill him didn't then his car was parked outside of a restaurant. He's like oh, yeah, there he is There he is. Yeah, and then uh there ally was Serbia's ally was Russia Austria's ally was Germany Germany was like we're gonna help Austria That's why they got blamed Wow And then the whole world and the whole world Which they were all cousins why were they why they assassinate that dude Uh because Austria and Serbia I guess had a pretty long history of fighting each other and he was in Serbia Monanegra was it and he it was kind of like flaunting it.

1:18:18Oh It's kind of like you shouldn't be here like Nancy Pelosi went to time one yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I was just like yeah, I'm like handle it. Yeah, what what you gonna do? I could be wrong though. I think it was like France Ferdinand was actually like one of the guys in Austria that liked Serbia and he was one of the guys like helping it He was like an advocate for it And then the black hand And I'm forgetting his fucking name. He's very important the guy who shot him I don't remember his name either. It's embarrassing. I don't remember And I hope it's Serbia. I just I'm talking. I think it is from the kingdom of Serbia.

1:18:57This isn't the thing I was looking at didn't have his name Uh So what happens in Germany during World War I so world war one was over nothing they fought Everybody died like millions of people died over and a lot of times it's this trench warfare where they Over the course of four or five years. They gained nothing lost nothing So at the end of the war like when France and Germany and England had to sign this treaty they were like Like the Allies that won were like oh, we got to Makes we got to gain something out of this because otherwise our people are gonna kill us When we signed this treaty and neither of us nothing changed and that was all for literally for nothing so then they They just blamed Germany for everything they were like you guys you owe France reparations Give real a princess So he was 19 years old Fucked up the whole world One teenager yeah Imagine Imagine a one person and so many things happen because of one thing that you do a 19 -year -old yeah, like imagine being a CEO Bud Light Imagine being that lady It's not the CEO right what was she like marketing yeah, I was just a marketing.

1:20:18Yeah, imagine being that lady Shit yeah, yeah, I don't know how to terrible that is to kill In the business world business world that was world rule one. It's world war. Yeah, yeah They didn't know they didn't know the capabilities of the weapons right just like yeah nobody figured out gassy One was doing nobody figured out kid rock shooting your product. They were doing They were doing cavalry charges into machine guns that other picture are merely pretty handsome go that picture Imagine that guy shoots you like shit fucking guy great cheekbones. You were seeing young Stalin. He looks like Scott Eastwood young Stalin was a babe was he yeah Criminal penalty 20 years imprisonment Yeah, wow That motherfucker started it all off damn He was he was alive though for three years to witness what he did That's a tough way Yeah, one of he connected them all Clearly he had yeah clearly that started yeah I bet it's a lot of bragging in the showers No, when I did motherfucker killed everyone I got everybody killed One of my favorite stories war war one that I've talked about too much is that the Russians and the Germans had a ceasefire to kill wolves That's awesome.

1:21:38Yeah, they didn't know about that they were in Russia and so many of them were getting killed by wolves that they decided to have a ceasefire They didn't go shade to cease fire to kill wolves Cuz it's terrifying imagine if you're trench warfare and you get shot and you're screaming and you're in agony and then I'll He And his 30 wolves tearing your friend apart and it does nothing you could do you jump up people shoot you yeah That's uh, and the wolves just get into the trenches. What were one seems like the worst bro Seems like one of these look at what probably the worst dressed like yeah, how do they survive the elements?

1:22:15I don't know that's stupid shoes. They didn't their shoes were so stupid They had like shoes that you would wear if you're like walking down the street Yeah, they're out in the woods they're in the mud for months at a time Yeah, what it's you show us what they were dressed like their boots were stupid like everything was stupid There's no no waterproofing. There's no nothing. There's no tactical gear Yeah, nothing you had fucking cotton shirts. It's what Hitler Hitler did to his boys the guys that went into Russia He was like we're gonna be done by we don't even need to make winter uniforms for these guys With leather sold shoes.

1:22:56They didn't even have like textured shoe Souls yeah fact then just guys having fun just a good time trench warfare Oh That life that dude is taking a nap there just living in hell they got some cool art that came out of this from these guys getting fucked up You ever see auto auto dicks? No get some auto dicks you go back to that photo again, please That photo you just out of those guys Wow These these doughboys What are these Americans these are Americans look at their Little fucking outfits. Why'd you being stuck over there going what the fuck are we here for gas mask? Brother neck right yep.

1:23:40Yep. That's when they first started using gas Fuck man You see one of horrific times have you seen all quiet on the western front? Yes, I'd love to Oh, no, wait a minute. I have no that's the new one right yes. You gotta watch that. No, I have it. You gotta watch that. It's so good I could you show me about it multiple times. I love it. I get bummed out when I watch it's the most depressing one I've seen yeah, yeah, I Always say I'm gonna do it when I'm like sitting in front of the TV But when I'm sitting in front of the TV most of the time I just like to be entertained I just just show me I want to watch you got to watch that one I can't really depressed.

1:24:20It's bad dude. I get anxiety sometimes in the middle of the night when everyone's asleep Again anxiety thinking about the wars Yeah, all the decks had some good ones You got you got fucked up from that war and this is all his work. Oh my god Everybody's all bullet holes and patch together. Oh Wow So he was a soldier. Yeah, I think he's German. Oh my god These are horrific Yeah, what did that guy see? Oh you ever see all right This is uh, I don't know how good this is for podcast, but you got look at goya Look at goya. Look at his uh We have we've talked about this on the gas mask or gas mask is scary because that's the first time they ever experienced gas attacks Goya That was actually those are the Napoleonic wars.

1:25:15He was a Spanish guy Look at all this body, but then he got dark dude. He got into the scary stuff. He's of Satan shit. Yeah allegedly his last paintings were So they're called the black paintings? Broke you imagine being alive the first time they start using gas. No That would be a bullet. They just got giant fans. Yeah, they're spraying deadly gas towards you. Oh God look at his stuff. That's oh my god. That's not Princess go goya. No, he did sat on each of our birds of Saturn's son painting. Oh god. Look at that. That's horrifying He's eating a baby. He did shout uh Saturn devouring his son Well, I think that's what's happening right now.

1:25:59That's not the real one. Yeah, that's the one. Oh Oh my god Jamie go to that one the bigger one in the left hand corner Right left hand corner of that where we'll keep going No, no, no back The one below it to the left that's it that go to that one right there Look at that that's so horrifying. Yeah, goya has some cooling a baby What the fuck man And that's like a valuable painting like someone could have that in their homes. Oh, that's this is a goya. It's with fine No, that painting's billion dollars. Yeah, how much is that worth that goya Uh, you say it's called the official name like death Saturn devouring his son a lot of Satan's Satan's money out there.

1:26:46I think that was in uh What's that movie uh About greed is good. What's that called Wall Street? Oh, yeah, goya Wall Street No, the original Wall Street not worth walls the regimen greed is Wall Street I think you had that in his office my favorite scene in that movie is Michael Douglas walking down the beach with that brick phone Like he was a pimp Those brick phones were the shit back then. Oh my god. He's talking to someone this is his most valuable work was sold for 7 .5 and that one would be watching more valuable wow It's more valuable. Why don't they sell it? Maybe they don't I have some goys do you yeah for real yeah, I got the he go talking in Print prints print.

1:27:33Yeah, I'm like, who's no, no, no, yeah, yeah, no, he's an old one billion dollars worth of Gears money I saw those there's a museum. I forget it with Sophia Reino maybe in Madrid and I was at it And they have what's called his dark paintings or the black paintings I forget but apparently goya lost his mind And all these paintings were from in his own house on the walls like that was painted that wasn't on a canvas That was on his wall that he did by himself He lost his mind. He would paint at night with candles on his head Oh my god, like a chandelier of candles on his head. Oh my god. He painted satanic shit Now that's I think they've said that this was A legend, but I'm not sure.

1:28:17Whoa. Yeah, I want to believe it. It's awesome. Yeah, those paintings. Yeah, I hope it's like it seems like a guy Talking to witches. You're like a guy eating a baby. Yeah, yeah pretty cool. That seems like something someone who would have a fucking candle Yeah, yeah, chandelier on their head He was 72 and he moved into the house Some guy took all hacked off and he quotes hacked off all of the murals from a wall and attach them to canvas and they're now in that museum Wow, and he saw them off the wall. He was he saw that'd be even more valuable Yeah, it's pretty awesome chunk of his wall too. Imagine walking into that house But what was going where the greatest artist mind well, he saw the He saw like War horrors.

1:29:04Yeah, he saw fucked up the most close combat. Yeah, bullet type war you could get into trench warfare No, no, this is this is Napoleonic wars. Oh, that's right. This is old Spain where he was all like swords shit And like atrocities. Oh, yeah, yeah, they were killing civilians. They were oh, yeah, he drew he drew all of them I mean what does that do to your mind? Yeah, you end up painting a fucking goat. What is it? What if what if you have a child like what if you come back from war and you have these horrific visions You see these horrible horrible things Do you think any of that gets transferred into your child's bank of memory?

1:29:47I think there's a lot of that going on Yeah, there's some studies on that like trauma Generational trauma. Yeah, Micasco was just talking to me about it Well, it seems real if you think about some things that kids are scared of right like what are kids scared of they're scared of monsters Yeah, even if they live in a place. You're actually afraid snakes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see it's built in. Let's hear a fucking psycho It's built in built in it's like it's in the memory bank somewhere. So it's probably It's probably difficult to assert and how much but there's probably some kind of information that gets into some ones sells the DNA they're they're very essence that gets transferred into the kid just wild because if you have a kid and you Experience that yeah Oh god damn those paintings are fucking this paintings rule and he started as like a royal paint back then They would just like if you were a good painter at the court the royal court would like hire you to do portraits and shit So he was just a really and he was like he was one of the great and then Hey losses he lost his mind.

1:30:53He just all started in the Titanic shit I You probably believe Satan's 100 % real for sure. How could it not be me? Watch like pretty seen how get killed Yeah, babies get killed when we get slaughtered Look though. I if we're looking these goy -as Fuck he's got like just war sketches I forget the name of the collection But he would just pencil sketch what he saw and it's like dudes like body parts placed in the tree Because the French were trying to send a message Spain's fucked up. Spain's always been fucked up. Spanish Civil War is cool What about what about that story from the Roman Empire?

1:31:35I forget the details of it, but They put people on stakes Like every hundred yards for like seven miles something fucking insane like that Yeah, they would crucify people like that they would crucify, but they did it for like Yeah, yes, yeah, so the as you're on your way you're like all right, don't this won't steal This is what you're gonna have to deal with if you fuck off I don't think it's a steel thing. I think it's a good army thing Romans crucified six thousand people along a 120 miles stretch of row between Rome and Capua Capua People were traveling for days along a major trade route seeing a new person crucified every 100 feet 100 feet not a hundred yards.

1:32:21Sorry 100 feet six thousand people Dude Dude But you know that's like the the origins of the dragon was that Spartacus the gladiator war the war of Spartacus. Yeah, yeah Last the series of slave rebellions against the Roman Republic known as the serval wars The this third rebellion was the only one that directly threatened the Roman heartland of Italy It was particularly alarming to Rome because it's military seam power list to suppress it Wow They killed six thousand and seventy gladiators broke out from the gladiator school. Wow That's pretty easily defeated the small Roman force sent to recapture them and within two years They had been joined by some 120 ,000 men women and children the abri body to adults this large group were surprisingly effective armed force They repeatedly showed they could withstand or defeat the Roman military From the local companion patrols to the Roman militia and even to trained Roman legions under the consular command His army of slaves roamed across Italy raiding estates and towns with relative impunity Sometimes dividing a decepter but connected bands with several leaders including the famous former gladiators Spartacus Holy shit dude Make sense though you got these dudes fight you with train about a use towards and then they get out They're gonna fuck you up.

1:33:55Yeah, they're gonna go wild wow that must have been crazy times man Crazy times Yes, and back then like you had to like hear someone tell you what was going on over It's always wrong no You have to look at sketches like this is one of them mother fuckers Spartacus got out. He's out god damn Gonna picture of him think if like the NFL was like right they're not allowed out Right and then they're like god damn And if I was swords How far away from sword fighting on TV if we have slap fighting Does like one nuclear bomb has to go off and then you can have the ultimate sword fighting championships?

1:34:40I mean I think a sword to witness a sword fight would be so horrific Imagine though if like the winner got a hundred million dollars. Do you know how many trailer park dudes? What's that? Yeah, they did a good sword fight for a hundred million dollars I think after witnessing the first bout everyone would go oh no, I think not How about them bow riders get involved? I think you never real problem. I think you killed Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, when the shit runs out of yes one, but this is different. They're wearing armor But they do beat the fuck out of each other. Yeah It's pretty wild, but I don't think anybody's dying and they used to actually wind up doing MMA with each other Which I would kind of think if you're really good at MMA.

1:35:29I would kind of like fake The sword. Yes, take the yeah, I would I would use that fucking That bitch ass shield that they have and I would rush them I'd rush them and they just trip this guy pulls helmet off and beat him to the sword fight That you're saying to say like is there no MMA allowed? But seems like they're clenching though. They they kick each other. See look you kicked them Yeah, and he's got shin pads on too Oh, really Yeah, you got pop in the head with sword. Look at see needle in the nuts Like you can get away with some stuff in these mountains in the bag. This is awesome. It's pretty wild But they have these kind of fights.

1:36:08It's guys are getting tired too highlight Out the arm are on Go to the ground Go to the ground if you go in the ground like that let go your fucking sword and take his back See this guy's on top this guy knows what he's doing. Oh, he's dropping some fucking shield strikes till he like of a sword The guy gave up. Yeah, see good move by that guy let go the sword It's not effective guys covered in armor. Yeah, how long for they're not how long before it's two dudes in their underwear with samurai sword One sword that to fight over it Like a opal ma drill Wow We can they'll just get sprinters sprinters would be the feet first first to get the sword I'm not I looked it happened before it's happening history before For sure people fought sword fights Do you don't think there's someone out there is thinking about fighting a sword fight right now?

1:37:09I think there's tons of this dude right now with a rock and a sword probably this is Statistically there's a guy listening to this right now holding a sword holding a sword right now currently holding at all our listeners One thousand sword Shing how different from fencing is it then bright? That's what I'm saying Fencing is just the gentleman's way of poking each other with a sword, but it's still a fucking sword fight man Yeah, but these are just dorks Fencing might be the fucking lame -ish shit ever what's hard to do? I don't and evolves a lot of technique I'm get fucked up no shit. I'm not saying they're lame cuz I'm better I could never do that.

1:37:48It's just lame to do it Yeah, well, especially now with all the bullets and everything bullets are better than swords. That's way better It's way better. Yeah, that's what held back the Japanese You know the Samarites were like very reluctant to get involved with guns They'll come on this bitch ass shit. Yeah, we got arrows already Fight like a man And that didn't work out so well no they ran into yeah, but they were the first day with the first people to hold off the Mongols The samurai were the first people to hold off the Mongols. Mongols. I think you hit with the wave They're gonna get a little bit of a wave.

1:38:26Yeah, they were unsuccessful though. Samarites fought them off I mean that that is a Why culture yeah a war like island in In the Pacific with some of the greatest martial arts inventions of all time coming from this one place judo karate Yeah, so much came from that place different styles of karate Yeah, they got rowdy kendo japan got routti. Yeah, they got rowdy. Yeah, they brought the drip severe look at that drip We got one of those you seen that one that we have yes, we have a real one That's a real one from the samurai samurai might have the best drip though they had good drip. They looked dope When I got I got a piss.

1:39:14Yeah, okay, it's pause right here on I would like to go back to oh there was an African samurai in japan Of course, I bet he was she when they wrote that article within the last three years Back on samurai black samurai Black Sarah your suitcase this guy's name The man of African origin he came to japan in the sang goku period and became a retainer in the household of odah nobunaga He was employed by the Japanese and goku. Oh, I can't say all that shit. Yeah, try that one. Dayama oda And served as a kosho page or sword bear He was neither a menial nor an indentured servant But a retainer who was given a stipend by nobunaga nobunaga so that guy Nobunaga.

1:40:06Mm -hmm was the most powerful man in japan. Oh, and yesuke I think his name Came over from a group from Italy actually Hmm and spent some time there wanted to go visit that guy and then this is the part I thought was interesting here It's like a description of their meeting Here okay, he appears to be 26 or 27 years old the blackness of his body is that like that of a bull And he is healthy and of fine physique more over he has a strength of more than 10 men The Padres came with him and thanked lord nobunaga for his permission to proselytize Part two I want seeing a black man for the first time refused to believe that his skin color was natural and not applied later And made him remove his clothes from the belt upwards Veligna no Describes how nobunaga Thinking that he might have ink on his body made him take off his clothes and wash his body But the more he washed and scrub the darker his skin became Huh And so then the young he hung out and it says they like he took him around Japan Like a year Hmm doing feats of strength and stuff that he didn't speak any to his own Also giving a short sword He's giving a short sword in the house.

1:41:27He was sometimes made to carry nobunaga samas tools so Interesting All right Um What the fuck were we just talking about before this There was something else in the war fuck no summarize no I lost it goddamn it. It was interesting though Napoleon no Stop I give up I'm not gonna find it It's in my head somewhere Fuck god damn hate when that happens Yeah, but when you go off in these tangents yeah, yeah, yeah, oh But the NCA stuff oh No, it's not real okay. No, that was the fake news. Yeah, it was fake news But what's real news is the 15 and under Oh, yeah Teen Destroying the women's national team and soccer Bro that's crazy I got in such a battle over that so I was doing a comedy festival When that happened in itlana and I was in the green room And I was already out of place like I was sitting next to somebody that was describing the benefits of polyamory And I was like drunken up to the comedy club.

1:42:38Yeah, no comedy festival And I was drunken up to be like Yeah, FC dalsh under 15 under 15 boy squad beat the US women's national team in scrimmage matches in preparation for thursday's W us w n t friendly versus russia Wow So boy while we're five just sit in there sitting in there discussing Uh, that's actually a different one Five to two is there was another time they played them and lost like eight one But regardless so what happened sitting in the screen room this guy's describing to me how Polly the benefits of being polyamorous this is a comic yeah, they're all comic. I mean it was comic festival.

1:43:24So we're all Yeah, it was open my watch their act I Probably but I was just starting yeah, yeah, how many years in the comedy we were at this five okay But we're back there and I was I was like this was before I knew you weren't allowed to be like that's dumb So he's like polyamory. I was like that's don't you know that's dumb what you're saying Like Crazy what you're saying and then while we're talking this girl walks in she's got her phone and she's like All the men's team lost again, but still get paid more than the women I was like, well, yeah, they've More people watch it. They're yeah, that's They're better at soccer.

1:44:04It's as who's better at their job. They're better And then that started argument and she's like how do you know? I was like The slowest worst guy on the men's team would literally be the greatest What are you talking like I was like You understand this She was like no you tell me and then I I was like I'm sure they've scrimmaged at some point I googled it and it was like they played the under 15 team and lost to eat nothing. I was like They did it and she's like you fucking She's right you for sure. Yeah, what you call you? Oh probably like a well I could probably just like a dickhead and then probably when I got canceled choose like yeah I'll give it credit.

1:44:46I was probably being a dickhead But you probably just she deserved that's nonsense talk, but then that old wide old the women get paid more I've heard that argument even about comics Like shut the fuck up Listen if your tailors swift You get paid yeah, you get f**kin paid there's no guys out there saying Why don't come out of your tailors? Yeah, but there's women out there that will say that about male comics that are killing it Yeah, why isn't why don't the women get that much? Why don't people polinesian descent get a check like that? Why don't people Welcome to know it from Iceland is getting paid like shut the fuck up.

1:45:32Yeah, that's not how it works not our works Like Taylor Swift is Taylor Swift. Yeah Obviously on say or being a woman is not holding her back in the slightest. I think those are the two acts Yeah, they're Swift and Beyonce the biggest action in the world. I don't think anyone comes close No one comes close to Swift Tell me Beyonce does she does She's in the neighborhood. I bet it. I bet she does both of them. Yeah, let's say both of them They're selling out Yeah, yeah, fucking arena arena they would have to do it like a comedy club They'd have to treat in arena. They'd have to treat the T -Mobile Center in Vegas like a comedy club.

1:46:08Well, yeah If two shows tonight Tuesday and two Thursday, she'd have to do a decade For real. She would have to do a decade. She literally doesn't there's not it's not possible to have enough tickets for all the people that want to see her. Yeah Is there a male act that's even close? No, no Kanye probably before all that shit went down. I don't think he was not that big no But she wasn't that big back then either right yeah, like when he made that bitch famous. Oh my god He fucked up. I made that bitch famous Yeah, he did he rules he does rule. He does rule. He says a lot of wild shit He's having fun.

1:46:47I hope so Well, no, no, I bet his new album is gonna be a fucking Banger yeah, he pushed that dude, but he pushed that dude in a corner. I bet he comes out swinging I bet I bet this new shit is a bang. Yeah, he's the best isn't he in like Saudi Arabia or something recording? He was I know he was definitely in Italy getting his dick sucked on a boat for a little And then uh, but then he was in Japan or recording at least part of it Maybe sussuke or whatever that guy's name was I think he's in Japan. Make sense It's crazy though. Like they they a deed has lost billions of dollars to not be business with them and didn't they take it back nope Nope, they just sold their remaining stock.

1:47:34I'm pretty sure I don't think they went back to business together. I think when you lose money like that you go Are bad But that is a rough look for Adidas it's a rough look for everybody, but Adidas was literally founded by Nazis. Yeah, that's what I mean They got me like no, we got no You know, we don't that was This is now we are not those people imagine being the fucking CEO of Adidas and seeing that clip I have just like I love Hitler. Oh, no Fuck He was trying to say he loves everybody right? Yeah, I think that was the message, but boy He he got a little murky. Well, he gets murky. He gets a little murky all the time Do you remember that time he sat down in the oval office with Trump and he was just rattling off Crazyness and Trump's like this thing Trump is so smart with that stuff.

1:48:24He just lets people go. Yeah, there's people go With other people would shut the fuck up of Chris Christie was in there saying all that nonsense. What are you talking about? Yeah, but with Kanye, he's like I It's guys on my side let him go. I let him go. I mean we can talk Kanye all the I love Kanye Kanye had that my probably my favorite music video is him and Lil Pump You're such a fucking hoe I love it. Mm. It's a very it's a very funny. He's crazy fucking his dumb ass suits They're just having fun. Yeah, then they did it live on us. Yeah, let me hear this Is that she's a comic That lady. Yeah, I think he did with That song Where he's just making a bunch of noise was pretty funny.

1:49:20Skippity -bop. Poop. Yeah, you know the story behind him Yeah, but him and Drake it supposed to be a Drake song. Yeah, and Drake wanted it in Kanye was like yeah, I guess what nope So he made a beat and a great song for Drake and then he released it a couple days later of just him going like Skippity -bop poop He just ruined it. He just ruined the whole track Yeah, we uh, we played this one song in the green room when we really want to get things popping the I'm going to jail song Trying to find a chameleon sentence. Oh, I know some. Yeah, you know that song. Guess who's going to jail tonight?

1:49:55Yeah, I'm gonna Damn that song rocks Yeah, jail. It's just called jail Yeah, this is it This is one of them green room songs. It's fun. Fuck yeah here in this here in Jago wild Come on, it's a bad mother fucker man. I mean you gotta let a guy like this get out of line every now and again Is it tornado in there and then he give him time. Yeah Bro when he was doing the podcast when he was doing the podcast unfortunately Jamie got COVID so he couldn't be here for it But you know what he wanted to do What would Kanye wanted to do he didn't like my set as my old tech he'd be going He didn't like my old set.

1:50:54So he wanted to build a set do the podcast. Oh, this said you know I thought you were talking about standup I was like I wanted to build a set. Yeah, so I said what do you want to do like we're on FaceTime? Like what do you want to do he goes? I want to build a womb I want to do the podcast in a womb. I said let's go. I go. Let's do it. No problem. Let's do it Okay build a womb and so that was the plan and then Jamie got COVID Fucked it all up Jamie And then I told him I go listen my producer got COVID. Do you mind just doing it at my studios? I get someone to come in yeah sub -form red band came in sub -form.

1:51:29It's like We really the womb thing. I don't think I would have gone Just COVID keeping me out of there. Yeah, it's just COVID and it was back when COVID was actually COVID We worried Jamie is gonna die. Yeah, everyone thought I was gonna die. I was stuck in a room for a week Yeah, it wasn't a lot of contact with people. Yeah Yeah, rough days the dark days. I was in New York with roommates with male roommates Oh, I got COVID and they didn't have it. Oh, and they were just like Terrified of you. No, no, they were they didn't give a fuck Real like Kristen Tommy Tommy. Oh, Kristen Tommy. Wow people.

1:52:05They were literally like yeah, I don't care Wow, we stayed in the same apartment the entire time and they haven't got it. No one got it. That's crazy. Yeah. How much did you guys make out?

1:52:24We started making out again Yeah, my whole family got it and I didn't get it But I felt it I was working out. Yeah, and when I was working out, I was like I'm fighting something off 100 % I could feel it. I was doing my kettlebell routine and I was like, ooh So I switched to 35 pounds and I said I'm just gonna do one set of each movement Keep the egg out dude. This is art. This is literally art. This is it. We're talking about COVID kettlebells and playing. Yeah Come on, let's go He made a song Kanye made a song with Andre 3000 Fuck I forget the name of this is Jay Z. No, this is Jay. Yeah He also made a song with Paul McCartney like didn't tell him Didn't tell him.

1:53:15I don't think he knew Paul McCartney didn't know. I don't think he knew he was gonna use it as a song. Yeah What did he do there before I just don't think that they I don't know the full story but Can he come back like Bud Light? Yes. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna take one album. Yeah I think everybody's already back like well also what better time to be mad at juice That's a good boy True no shout or beyond You making a good point I mean because he's gonna jail tonight culturally Just What's the song what's the song he made with Andre 3000 This fucking song this is Chris is an amazing song the one he made with Andre 3000 that's it's literally like Life of the party life of the party's like it's actually like I don't know what sound two gay It's like genuinely beautiful.

1:54:20It starts out with like I think I might end with DMX talking to his kid Jamie do me to play the glory Break Kanye the glory now we're playing now we're doing a podcast. Yeah, let's go drinking Play music listen to this one. This is another one. I got in the green room Then tape Can I talk my shit again? Oh my god, it's a good one I mean think of think of our Kelly think of Michael Jackson what they've been forgiving for because of how great their music was I don't think our Kelly's been forgiven. He's in jail. Currently I'm not talking legally I'm talking our Kelly rules Well, he lose he rules in our green room You We started dancing no you started dancing it was fucking just right up.

1:55:37I would have right after what you Song hit you started dancing the real talk Yeah, we talking to who is it big I'll say the club what We can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can Give it go. Give me so look he's pouring himself a little drink. He's got a stokies. We're calm down bitch Get the fuck out of here I'm trying to establish what you're not who's right a who's wrong but what's right what's wrong real talk All Midwest is he all midway all these guys are Midwest this is Chicago. Yeah Chicago MJ's Indiana Midwest Which are prior yeah It produces some wild bros oh Where she keeps where was kinesen wild bros kinesen born Midwest my rule Yakima Washington really damn that place sucks I you know fucking We're in a Jeff can't decide I don't know maybe Yakima wide.

1:57:16I'm sorry Yakima. Maybe you guys were awesome. I'm just fucking around That's a guy that I hear his family was fucking Illinois Chicago East Peoria That's why I thought that East Peoria was like that that's why because it's the same area fucking prior can from man. They produce him in same people Wraaaazzy so he was how old when you move there three months old. Okay. Yeah, that's like I mean I kind of claimed Boston. I moved there at all 13. Yeah Oh I couldn't fill him. I moved there and I was like 28 Where are you born? Harrisburg. Oh, that's kind of mechanic spirit. Yeah, I told you that yeah, that's fucking crazy You're paying something fucking Harrisburg.

1:58:04Yeah They liked it. The hair's pretty nice. It's not you know, it's rural through my island cost us a lot of people They did Through my islands in that area. Mm -hmm. I didn't know that yeah, three mines where I'm from I thought Why did I think three mile islands in like long island or something? Makes sense long island We are I don't ever knew where it is so wait three mile I only did middle town Pennsylvania I think but it's Harrisburg Bro, Pennsylvania in my head doing stand -up in Pennsylvania is Can't expert going to math dude makes me happy my memory of how I got into conspiracy theories Was what was in Pennsylvania when I was on the road?

1:58:49What dude? Dude a friend of mine was buddies with his dude who's in a band and we're all out It we're talking he starts talking to me telling me about the JFK assassination I'm like to what what was what really happened he goes do that. There's this book I'm gonna give you the book. I just finished crossfire. No best evidence David lifting So I was reading this book in my fucking hotel room before the show's like oh no And kill the breath you look into that in the light the smallest amount if you look into that you go oh You said they killed them. Yeah, yeah, there's no way the people to say Lee Harvey also acted alone first of all It doesn't even make sense from an evidence perspective when you look at the bullet It doesn't make sense in any way Yeah, and then reason why they need to attribute all these different shots to one bullet the back into the left Yeah, there's so much wrong with it the whole thing everything's wrong with it But that is a crazy story The fact that it was released on television because of a comic Oh dick Gregory dick Gregory.

1:59:59Yeah, stand up comic. You got this is a prudertil It's a prudertil. Oh, yeah, and played on the fucking heraldor Rivera show And played it 12 years after the assassination That's what's not man It was on TV in 75 Imagine some shit that went down yeah, and like you know 2011 Yeah 2001 Imagine that yeah, oh that's some shit did go to you imagine if we got some footage out of that Like one of you guys having it like yo Four of us got the tower seven clips Something to show you oh my god, but he's got a guy in there going like this Right that yeah, if you do any that's the one that's what everybody talks shit on conspiracy theories And I get it They shouldn't yeah, but there's I saw a clip of a like you and Eddie Bravo talking about flat earth Like that's a you your argument there was like this is the type of conspiracy that fucks up the other conspiracies I believe that I don't I'll take it a step further.

2:01:10Yeah, I think the reason why Those things are so prevalent is not because they're enticing I think people put them out there purpose way to make other conspiracy theories seem stupid and of course they can give you enough fake evidence and enough like really eloquent people describing these things and why they're trying to hide this from you And then they always attach it to religion. You know flat earth is always attached to religion really? Yeah, it's not atheist people that believe in flat earth for the most part I'm sure there's a few other to do yeah, but for the most part They believe that there's a firmament above earth as described.

2:01:48Oh, yes. Yeah, they don't believe in space Is it out of space water then it's all just bullshit? I guess that explains rain Like well up there is water Yeah, I don't know how they explain the lights What do they think galaxies are and what a telescope see or telescopes bullshit to Yeah, water. I knew it was water Yeah, so there's a great deep below. There's the pillars of the earth and there's a firmament And then the earth is flat And then this bald stuff is all just bullshit chambers and heavens overseas. They think it's like a disc I think that's how they describe it as a disc Well, this is the first that what I have here was the like the Bible firm out from Wikipedia So then there's like the springing in the fire.

2:02:35Yeah, so earth is flat. So this is what they think it is That's what they think it is the Bible firmament makes it again If you're like what the fuck is rain? Because that was that would rock me. I mean we have a real problem in that a lot of these religious texts They're describing things that we now have science for yeah, there's a real problem with that like everything including procreation Like we actually know what's happening now. We can fucking watch this sperm get in the egg There's a lot we know that would have been we have photos of other planets like we have like really good photos of the moon We have super good photos of Mars.

2:03:13We got a thing on Mars. It's a robot. We got satellites that are flying around Imagine not knowing What sex did Like I really want to do it And then also the kid comes out occasionally a kid comes out right you'd be like this is on how that happened I did know if you go way way way back They probably had They probably had no idea that it was dog You're like oh that's done Well people always did it just like the grills of the zoo Of course, but I'm saying like you wouldn't be able to explain anything rain rain would be Oh, yeah, you'd be there must be water up there. Well how about lightning? How about people dying from lightning like you Fucking hit by lightning you'd be like oh magic is real Imagine you're living 50 ,000 years ago and your friend gets killed by lightning in front of you like magic is real I was watching this dude get fucked up in a parking lot the other day This guy was not real life on video.

2:04:12Oh, it was another Instagram thing that I keep getting said I think cigar might send me this one too Some dude is walking in this parking lot and he just gets fucking nailed by like the finger of the god Thor himself. I mean What is it's just as scary as like a demon taking yeah, yeah, it's just a scary if you don't if you don't survive I'll take it that's a good out Right struck by lightning yeah, that's a good out. It's a good way to go if you don't if you don't if you survive that blows There's a guy who survived like seven. Yeah, so the most electric guy of all time my friend Remy got it got nailed You know a guy that got struck by yeah, yeah, yeah, when he was a kid Try you told the story on the podcast.

2:04:57I'm pretty sure. I'm trying to remember how old he was When it went down But he was a kid. I know that for sure and he was I think he went deaf for a little while At least in one ear he was really fucked up He said he didn't understand what happened when he woke up. Yeah, he woke up. There's no one around He just got nailed by lightning I People do live like quite a few people live up quite a few people don't Just imagine if you had no idea what electrical yeah, I think if it strikes something near you you live If it's like a direct you know you can get hit and live People have gotten hit and lived yeah believe it or not But it's there's there's different kinds of lightning strikes right there's lightning strikes that split trees in that Yeah, if you get hit one of those bitches your fuck you're exploding You know you see them branches in the sky like some of our fucking You get in one of the big streams explode on a golf course Do you know that that's what they used to think that rain was it was god jizzing on the earth Yeah, that's an in in the In the Dead Sea Scrolls.

2:06:05I mean they're kind of kind of right does bring life Yeah, that's what they thought it was I mean they kind of still correct if they were just figuring out that if you Well, first of all they were just learning how to write things down right and they're just figuring out that you've orgasm inside of a woman She can get pregnant. They're just they're just figuring this out. Yeah, so they probably would see rain come down And they realize that all these things would grow out of the rain. That's come yeah god coming on the earth Now they just trying to I mean god gives all life with his come. I don't think they thought come was bad back then they probably thought it was like super valuable But there's a book there's literally a book based on Some of the things that they think from this.

2:06:49It's called the sacred mushroom in the cross Is it by this guy named John Marco Allegro who was a He was an ordained minister But he became agnostic as he started studying theology and then he was one of the people that was He was sent to decipher the Dead Sea Scrolls which is like the old The oldest vert your fucking buttlight He's very wise give me a Don't don't you dare don't you dare put that on this so this dude um one of the things that he uh Came up with at the end of this 14 year deciphering of the Dead Sea Scrolls Was he thinks that Christ was an ancient Sumerian word he traced it back to the roots of an ancient Sumerian word Which meant a mushroom covered in god semen So that apparently they had a word That for a mushroom and they thought that when god came on the earth and the mushrooms raised that when you eat the mushrooms and trip your balls Your experiencing god which makes sense yeah it totally makes sense if you live in 50 ,000 years ago If you're living today.

2:08:02Yeah, you find some magic mushrooms. Yeah, you start chomping on them and the next thing you know you like Oh The universe opens up as all all secrets to you like Connected if that if that happens to date fuck that was definitely come. Yeah, it's god's come Imagine if gods come was the only way you could achieve enlightenment you had a blow god That's not yeah, I would do oh I don't need enlightenment, but with that was it That was it. It's like this is what you're scared of you just get a suck of a dick Don't be scared. Don't you want to be enlightened or do you want to just like live this life over and over and over again We ever get it right?

2:08:40What is enlightenment? What is that until freedom Complete freedom of mind being connected to the god source Being one with the universe always happy Always fill with love Understanding it getting the big picture Well literally You know where to get there is your suck got off Imagine that was the thing That sounds stupid right but it god tried to test a guy in the bible to kill his kid. Yeah You don't think god would like get you right to the point where you're at the tip and he'd go psych Yeah, you don't have to worry. You're not the ball me. You're gonna do it You put me in loser You almost suck my dick You really think that if god would have you suck his dick?

2:09:27I can have anybody suck my dick. I'm god Why would I want to get this fucking stand -up comedian to suck my dick? Damn, that is a philosophical question It is if you think about what god but what if if you think about what god forced people to do in the bible You know mean who are the two brothers or the father in the song who is the father in the son rather that he was it Oh, that was Abraham and Yeah, what was that kid's name? I don't know. I'm not really a pussy's name I'm magic one lady Isaac fuck Imagine one lady eats an apple and he's like I'm done with you people I'm done with the whole race forever.

2:10:10Yeah, no more love no more Eden no more beautiful perfect world because one person ate an apple Do you think it's ridiculous that that same god would want you to suck his dick? No, sounds like a crazy guy. Yeah, that God's that God's but he wouldn't actually let you do it He just said who do want you to beg for it and then he go no, no, oh Carvazia what is he doing here? depiction. Oh Abraham. Oh, it was Abraham about to kill his son Angel telling him to stop Give me credit on that Carvazia an angel told him to stop wow Come on clearly that's probably if that really did happen Clearly schizophrenia, right?

2:10:52Like one of the earliest exam I mean come on schizophrenia can't be literally every homostude in Central Park Exactly. God don't be a fucking do this. I mean why is a sheep her to her with a fucking stone knife Wild times man. I mean who knows what really happened that was the original version of these stories damn Is that the kids dick sticking out And now what do you want to kill him is fucking you I can't believe my son's got such a cock Dude I mean what were the original stories that's what's crazy about any religious doctrine I mean the Mormons the best example of it right because they know who wrote it But you have we have these religious doctors.

2:11:42I like the Mormons they're good bros That the nicest people they do kind of rule they kind of rule but boy are they I'm not certain about a lot of people being wrong That one seems those guys as the kids say today. That's so so so A 14 year old boy in 1820 found golden tablets that contained the lost work of Jesus And only he could read it because he had a magic rock a Seer stone if you will So when the townspeople came to find these magic tablets the fucking angels took away I show anybody but you Joseph's you imagine no liar and time man Who's probably skits a frenic too? I mean if your skits a frenic 14 year old 1920 and you really cares I keep you probably convince a lot of people of a lot of stupid shit skits a frenic wearing a top hat like a tall coat I believe him being brown back then You could trick people.

2:12:40There's a snake oil salesman. They pull up in the you know, this concur all ails tuberculosis Thank you. You remember that in the outlaw Josie whales he spits on me was how's it with tobacco juice? No, you never seen that scene. No, I don't think that's great. It's great scene find that Jamie Outlaw Josie whales in the snake oil salesman Outlaw Josie whales fucking rules is that is that Clint Eastwood? Oh, yeah Is that Clint Eastwood you've never seen the outlaw Josie whales and you've seen all quiet on the western front bro How I'll watch that you watch that I will watch it. I'll quite on the western front I just got to watch it on a day where I don't have anything else to do but be depressed.

2:13:21You can be sad I get so sad you're gonna go. I can't believe people did this Dude looking at those paintings of that guy with a gas mask on. I was like auto dick. I was like fuck man. What did that guy see? And Bad a make you fat or a little fat to look away So look away So he was a Confederate soldier and they were after him. This is at the end of the war And so this guy is gonna turn him in because he's like Everybody knows who he is and they figured out who he is and he's worth a lot of money And so that guy is singing Dixie but as soon as he goes the other way he's gonna be singing the union army song See oh, that's what he just spit on him.

2:14:07Here. I'm sorry. I've talked over it works Here is a thank you some help. This is it one dollar bottle it works wonders on wounds One is just about everything they can do most anything I'm so ashamed Yeah That dude that he's with is a kid who winds up getting shot and killed what the fuck I was gonna watch it is a good movie man but There's there's a scene where he was hiding underneath his blanket and he was pretending that he's sick and these people these these robbers came up and he shot these dudes and After he said the Outlaw Josie was because we whipped him again and Josie who whipped him again I should say that all the time We'll get Josie we've whipped him again.

2:15:01It's uh, I it's funny. You say that I say that uh At the end of this Jesus Christ uh The end of the battle of Shiloh They were asking you list these granted because they got rocks on the first day and they were like They gave us hell today and he goes yeah, we'll lick them tomorrow Great rules Ha Imagine that was a thing that meant you kick someone's ass lick them will lick them How did that happen my dad still says bitch like he's a bitch Somebody's like tough oh He's a bitch He genuinely says that all oh went the other way yeah, so he's it's wow I don't know if that's older just what they said right in the creek in mechanics room Hmm, he's a bitch Yeah, why don't you like a bitch of a time a bitch of a time yeah, yeah, yeah, but like he know He might got it out to be so tough that you knew what he was saying yeah, or you're crazy You can be one of those guys who wants to fight my Tyson.

2:16:03Yeah, he's a pussy. It's on on site He's a man a look. You're not man enough to do my will fuck you to you love me. Love me bro I just have a bit about that that might be the number one scariest. I just have a bit about that I was like do you know how long that would take He would have to fuck you for years and you would have he would have to trust you that you loved him He would have you have to decide it Stockholm. Oh You're lying get back in there, but that is a case of a guy Who's thinks he's protected by laws getting out of line and insulting One of the greatest boxers of all time. Yeah, you're just insulting him saying he should be you should be in a straight jacket and How about shut your mouth and write things down.

2:16:51Yeah, don't provoke that guy. Are you fucking crazy? You see that guy just bit Lennox Lewis. You don't think he'll punch you. This is A reddit post from scoop malinowski who was the reporter Who did that quote nine years ago? Oh, that's the guy Yeah, you're trying to figure out who he was I found out the other day But if you guys were so far along I didn't want to bring it back up, but since you did now nine years ago We've talked about this I was thinking yeah, yeah, yeah, I talk about all the time I want to know who this guy is because like it's so crazy. You're having that guy screaming at you How terrifying was that a bit?

2:17:23So I was thinking why is anybody doing anything to stop this madman who just assaulted the heavyweight champ And then came out grabbing his nuts and sneering and swearing at the crown First I booed him from row seven He did not like that and he shot me a glare Then we turned turn his back. I yelled put him in a straight jacket That's when all hell broke loose for the first two to three seconds I almost had a heart attack lol But then I froze and we just looked each other in the eye for about a minute as he did his tirade I kept my cool which seems to fluster him at the end as he became embarrassed and even seemed to have tears in his eyes It was a bad period in his life He knew he was going to lose to Lewis and despite the 30 million dollar payday He was still going to be in debt as his purse was going to All his creditors his second wife was also divorcing him.

2:18:15So it was a rock bottom time for Tyson This is like this guy's like psychological examino Tyson He since turns his life around become a positive example actually a dinner with him After the memorial for our mutual friend and the artist lee Roy Neeman a couple years ago Oh, that's interesting. I had ringside lounge in Jersey City in Jersey We even did an interview about tennis He said Naviteroliva is the greatest not Serena. We also spent time together At the New Jersey block. This is also random. I also attended two of his undisputed truth shows on the Broadway uh on Broadway at the invite of a mutual friend Mario Costa Mike is at peace now and in a great place.

2:18:56He's very busy involved in many projects I'm happy to say it looks like we ultimately be a happy ending not a tragic one for Mike Tyson when the day comes decades down the road Thanks for asking Well, it's a good pussy But he's a journalist. Okay, that's the most journalist should ever right right he was wrong It's like you yelled he was put him in a straight jacket right he definitely did Provoke and if that guy made eye contact with Mike while he was yelling that for a minute. No Yeah, but this listen this is going to the same dinner. No, he was just in the room Maybe they might knew who he was no, no, no, no, no, I bet Mike forgave him again to you my time story on it too That talks about it says writer lost his head seeing Tyson's antics Uh mark Malin now ski calls himself scoop his signature apparel and anarchism Anachronism a fedora with a press card to fix to its side on Tuesday Malin now ski 35 a freelance writer of self -sindicated feature called bio files watch Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis Brawl on stage in Hudson theater Manhattan Okay, when Tyson emerged from the scrum Malinowski boot him That's it pretty much.

2:20:06It's explained yeah, okay. This is just from 2000 exactly Yeah, okay Well, they're born for people now. He was born a fedora with a thing that said press in the side Yeah, and is in his little icon this guy's a fucking dork Probably yeah, but I'm not afraid to touch it on worse than I was a comedian. I made enough Malinowski Yeah, that's a problem Well, you know, you just don't fucking when the guy just gets in the middle of a brawl And you're gonna taunt him. Yeah, put him in a straight jacket also that sucks like that like if you had if you go back It's a something more clever wouldn't you? I think that's him with this fedora.

2:20:50Oh, okay Okay, he's talking to triple G that's super out of a cartoon though. So he's still out there I think that's him. Yeah, okay. I wonder if he became notorious. There's him and Tyson. See look at that Dude Mike's a nice fucking guy dude. He really is. He's a real nice guy. He's sweetheart He's a sweetheart put him in a straight jacket and then he comes back with a fucking, but I believe now I know I fucking to you know, you can stand up. You can live a minute in my world. Yeah. Oh my god. It was amazing Drop death bombs four or five of them. It was great. It was actually one of the was pure.

2:21:32It was the scariest you're talking about the scariest because real Yeah, he could do it. You know, you don't fuck it. Yeah, but Scott damn thing to say about it He's just gonna do whatever he wants to imagine wearing that fedora and saying that to Mike Tyson Put him in a straight jacket If they get in hit with I'm gonna fuck you till you love me Yeah, there's the we we talked about this the other day he got fined like hundreds of thousands of dollars for biting that Look how good he looked back then physically Just grab his guy's got his arm. His arm is his arm is jacket. He's covering up Tyson's dick All right, I just got covers up.

2:22:13I can take it easy champ. What's all he does is no one needs to see this Michael Michael We're gonna hide that Imagine like everyone already saw it. You can't like if that guy holds his jacket Is that like an erasing machine like from I just saw him grab his dick. No, he wasn't doing that. He was grabbing his dick. He wasn't just fighting It wasn't just biting Lennox Lewis in the thigh Damn Crazy that was like the first Tyson fight I ever watched Really? Yeah, oh Tyson Lewis. I was too young for all of his Everything he did I saw Tyson Lewis Lewis was a bad man. Yeah, he was a bad man He's an interesting guy too plays a lot of chess really.

2:22:57That's what he does now. Just kind of chills and plays chess That's cool. You put that British accent on anyone. I know that makes him look cool. They're like wait No, no when it comes to fighting. You're like no way really to me if they have a British accent back in the 80s That was the case like think of like a Frank Bruno think of Leon Leon Edwards. Yeah, you hear that X -ing every every single comment about him. It's like he's such a nice guy Anyways, yeah, we went to fight. He's like headshot bang fuck you. Yeah, well, it was a little fired up I mean he was losing to the number one pound for a pound guy in the world that then he headshot kicked him I mean that shit was magic video makes material that trainer made me the trainer saying it dude Like you gotta pull this out of the line.

2:23:43He's saying it made me tear up. Yeah, interviewing him made me tear up That that's like the coolest that interview of him getting oh my god You just get to witness a guy being the happiest dude on earth the happiest that anybody could ever be yeah My other favorite one is style bender after he knocked out pull it on Look at me now look at this headshot Leon Where the moment Coming into the fifth round you were behind on the scores Where the moments where you were doubting. I know I know it doesn't matter on the trenches Our built -in lightness That's it I've been down the whole night I Know I want you to see something look up at the bench screen check out your team and Birmingham when they watch you win I mean those guys must have been so sad they must have been so sad watching that So sad during the whole fight.

2:24:48Oh, yeah, you guys get the moment. This is my favorite Belongs to nobody Bro, that's the profound shit right there. There is no pound for pound the belt belongs to nobody after he just won it Yeah, that's when it's real. I mean he just won it in the most spectacular manner possible The greatest way to win a fight by far is a head kick knockout There is no wilder thing to see And for him to land that in the fifth round of a fight that he was losing and then say There is no pound for pound the belt belongs to nobody Yes Christ like it It's crazy because that guy is in the most elevated state of understanding what winning is all about yeah ever He's there's no you there's no higher level He beats the best pound for pound fighter in the world becomes the UFC well -to -weight champ in a fight he was losing Yeah, and head kick some boom and walks off.

2:25:56He doesn't need it. He hit the fucking yeah Holy shit, bro when he had to see you find the actual head kick because when he had kicked him He doesn't even think about following up watch this Just walked off there it is Yeah, I mean come on man. Yeah, we've probably done this a thousand times can you get the trainer speech that guys in The Rocky music he's in a separate dimension When that happens like his his fucking spirit Transense Oh, there's one there's one. That's just a video that this is it You can get it They probably pulled the Rocky music off a YouTube Oh Oh, there is the oh, yeah, this is so good.

2:26:58This is the one That's one Come on me this is early. He's like come on come on Don't let a bully so nice Listen Look at that You I mean if you're not drinking beer watching this video you're not living dude. How great is that coach? It's awesome So it's joyful The fact that his name is Rocky. Yeah, and then the fact that this is like literally one of the most spectacular victories in the history of the sport Holy shit. I watch I fall down the same rabbit hole every time I watch you see I watch Connor Nate one Then I watch Nate Leon Nate Leon's like my favorite. It's great. Bye. It's so funny. It's great.

2:28:35Bye Please start to hit him when he starts hitting him when Nate cracked him and rocked him. They points out him I couldn't believe it. Yeah, because it was losing that fight. Oh, yeah He was I mean Leon was doing like moves. Yeah, he was doing like spinning elbows to the head. Yeah Nate all Nate would give him was like a Oh, that one worked. Yeah, that's it. Dude left hand was perfect. Then he started to run in from him watch When Leon inflicts him off But almost he runs he almost had to do he almost had him made Nate literally almost had him I mean there's multiple moments in this fight where Leon's in so much trouble after that punch that he could get a KO'd The multiple moments.

2:29:20I mean he's in the fire right here. Yeah his legs don't work And Nate almost clipped him with the same one too Damn, I mean he's literally running away from him And he just looked at the clock and he got clipped with the right hook I mean Nate always has the wildest cardio his card him and his brother had the best cardio I watched brother his brother I was too strike for me to do it with oh my god, dude You want to see some wild shit? I've watched I've watched Nick verse Anderson That's awesome. Yeah, that's crazy like fucking with Anderson. Yeah, I'm gonna be an absolute That's great, but you got to go back to Paul daily versus Nick Diaz you want to see a wild fight Nick Diaz was the fucking man dude.

2:30:21He had the most ridiculous cardio And Paul daily was one of the scariest strikers. It's ever fought in the sport Paul daily has like a nuclear left hand He like he just this is Frank Shamrock. He beat the fucking Frank Shamrock in this fight and he kept talking shit to him the whole time Dude Dude Nick Diaz was the man and he had insane cardio the thing that he had over everybody was at first Well, he didn't give a fuck if you hit him He wasn't worried about getting hit at all which is crazy, but on top of that This motherfucker swam back and forth from from Alcatraz. He swam back from Alcatraz five times He's got insane cardio like does triathlons for funzies No, yes, no, I mean that So he would get hit by these guys who would swarm them, but eventually he would start putting it on him He's he's just never got tired dude He just never got tired and he didn't give up like his style is like fucking you To start to beat and do so fun look bro.

2:31:37Look how he rips to the body I mean Nate's great, but Nick was the real star of the family He just never got to the UFC while he was in this state If he was a UFC champion while he was in this form because he was in a form during strike force where he was fucking up Everybody and not just knocking them out beating them up like this fight right here. Why go to the Frank Shamrock fight The Frank Shamrock fight like Frank Shamrock was a fucking legend man. Frank was a legend And he's he submitted it got a lot of guys too. That's the other thing about Nick like Nick had a fucking nasty guard I believe he submitted cyborg with an arm bar He was just a killer man just a real killer and the thing is it's like he would keep talking shit to you and keep punching you And you're getting tired and he stays on you and you just don't get any breathing room.

2:32:29Look at him Constantly constantly staying on you and you got to realize how good Frank Shamrock was in his prime Because Frank was like the original mixed martial artists original complete mixed martial artists And here Nick just beating him down Is like a true changing of the guard Like Nick could just fucking like gave him had no chance He didn't present any problems to Nick Which is just wild to think that a guy could do that to a guy like Frank Shamrock That's how good Nick did as well as when he was in his prime He was just doing that over in strike force And the problem was the audience was just quite a bit smaller The Diaz this is him first first people was so funny in this sport It's such a crazy And then there's a dude out there like Flicking you off and this guy was a date.

2:33:19This is got Smith. It does a dangerous fucking striker super dangerous Knocked a lot of people out. Not one of my friends out He this guy was a fucking killer and it just beat he knocks one of your friends out. He knocked one of my friends out You guys just having fun. No, they were you know the UFC fight. Oh But this this guy was super dangerous like suit. This is another guy that just had just ridiculous knockout power And just tough as shit, but you're just dealing you're dealing with a guy and Nick that literally never got tired Was his game as they came didn't didn't give a fuck just in there having fun Dude he had he had one of his fights overturned because he was literally high while he was fighting So he the go me fight.

2:34:03No, they they overturned because it was invas They did something like the overturned the decision because he tested positive for weeds That's not that's not good. You have seen if I could help you in a fight. I bet it would I mean maybe for them, but I'm saying it's not like a Good find Nick Diaz so good Nick Diaz I think it was go me. I think it was talk an orgy go me that he submitted Pretty sure it was go me because go me was a super dangerous guy from Japan who was a baseball player That converted into fighting and he would throw a right hand literally like a Fucking fastball man. It was crazy Yeah, so Nick is putting it on him, but go me crack them go me crack them and hurt him at one point time And he got like a big cut over one of his cheeks Everybody's so tired fighting these days.

2:34:58Well, this is just this is how Nick would do people who just put it on them Now you got to go a little bit back up so you see what happened because yeah, but this is it just go right here So what happened was Nick was putting it on him and go me tried to take him down and Nick put him in a go -go plot So they not show it oh here it is. Oh, they're gonna show it here So here Nick is beating him up and then go me goes to try to take him down and Nick gets him in a wild maneuver Look at that. He's got his shin across the dude's neck. It's a go -go plot. I Mean it's like a crazy move to pull off in MMA almost never happens and for Nick to pull it off on go me High as a kite Yeah This is the fight he lost because he was a yes He's a nice factor in this fight.

2:35:44Well, this was pride pride had one event that was in Las Vegas 90 % sure of that check on that. I think that I believe that fight was in Vegas. Which was the problem We had beers. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we should probably wrap this up anyway. We got to get out of here. All right We've been here three hours really really I think yeah, right You're Give me a take 30 on my clock second we get to Dia's Dia's highlights and or Kelly. Yeah, we've reached that's we don't Pinnacle we're pocket. We're gonna show him a little bit. Let's go have fun. Yeah, all right I love you you're awesome you're the man shit rules Shane Gilles Watches new special on Netflix beautiful dogs.

2:36:27It's fucking amazing All your shit gillian kees available and was on patreon's on YouTube. Yeah, it's on everywhere. Yeah You find it The sketches are fucking amazing. They really are there you go for it. It's real. Yeah, it's fucking for dad with the only face It's amazing. It's amazing. All right bye