#2075 - Protect Our Parks 10 (Part 1)

25:20Dude, you're blocking everybody. Not a fucking bomb. Did you get panicky? Because he was there. Yeah. Right before I go on stage, the guy runs the production there goes. Hey, just so you know the chiefs here. This is the first time he's seen a show in like 10 years They wanted to come to see this. Oh my god. They have no fucking idea who I am your jokes about I would think they don't have any idea who you are. They live in America. No, but they definitely I don't have no Like a seven -year -old fucking chief from He's probably online Funny TikTok. Yeah, good drum. This guy is good drum and drum down syndrome syndrome was down there was a comic in the cities who was Native America would go you know tonight joy.

25:59Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? Yeah, it's so nice. Charlie Hill was good dude. Yeah, he's still round around. He gets gal. Charlie Hill was cool. He was a cool guy. He was nice. He was always nice. Always friendly man. Always cool to hang out with the store. Well, nice people. And that guy was around from like the 70s, right? He was in the early They're prior to have an act you had a specific thing right you had to be like this is who I am Like early WWF. That's hilarious. That's really good whiskey

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26:48This is the oldest from the oldest distillery in America this shit They started making the ship before America this company was started in 1773 their occupiers probably killed a few Jacked up. There's probably some blood in this fucking barrel hell. Yeah Cracker barrel It's not even got it anyway I waited. Oh, what I was saying about the mind virus. Look at your back. These fucking people, these fucking people really are sick. Like we know they're sick. Like that's sick. Like just watching that sick. That's sick. But why also thinking you're completely correct and this is right to do to slap, uh, Nick DePolo was correct, you know, slap Nick DePolo.

27:32Yeah, some lady didn't like this stuff, but it was like, not only do I need to run. When did it happen? Eight years ago. So someone wrote an article saying to slap him. No, someone just came up to show. It was like, hey, that was where I slapped him. You had a black eye. Yeah. Oh, damn. Yeah, she got him. Big fat lady. Oh, I remember. Yeah. Is it letting him out? But it's the jump from, I'm, you're morally wrong to, I am correct to do whatever I want. There's no like. Yeah, full of us. I should just tell you, I don't like you versus I should arrest you versus anything. Right. Yeah, that's the punch Nazis thing.

28:02Yeah. You know, day, you know, I was, I was talking to Metzger about this because one of his friends I think you should punch Nazis. Meskers like, yeah, but who gets to decide who the fucking Nazi is? Yeah, it's like it's not agreed upon. Yeah, that's the problem is like you're saying just like someone who supports Trump is a Nazi. You can just go and punch him because they support Trump. That's crazy. Yeah, you've been called Nazi. I've been called Nazi a lot. hilarious. What you've been called Nazi for? I don't know. Do they know who you were? I tell you what, it's random people. What? Was it random?

28:30Did they see this beard you're rocking? Yeah, baby. This is a fucking moose. This is a Moses beard. Yeah. That's a dude who's leading people across a river. You can be leading him right under deep water. You know beard sun. It's pretty nice. That's fresh. Thanks. I like it a lot actually. I'm glad you're almost a year, nine months. That's very good. It smells like pussy. I almost, I almost no matter the comments are ones. Rick Rubin? What? He's got a theory on that. I'm looking the back door. What's your theory? I think he had a couple good ideas of the 90s and now he's riding off this guru beard thing.

29:03He's legit. No, no, no, no, no. He's that guy. He's documentary. He's that wildflowers and he's like, he's barefoot so he seems smart. Dude, I'm telling you. It's not about theory. He really is that guy. Just could trim his eyebrow hair though. No, you gotta trust me. Look who's talking there. He's out of his fucking mind but he really is that guy. He's not bullshitting you. Yeah, but if he didn't look like that, he wouldn't listen to him. Yeah, but he looks like that because he really is that guy. Like he's out of his fucking mind. Oh really? In the best way possible. He's a very interesting guy.

29:30I'm talking to him. I'm not that he plays dumb. He's not that he plays dumb. He's dumb when he's like, Just never trying to seem smart. Yeah, ever. He doesn't try to seem smart. Barefoot. I don't mind your theory. Put a shoe on. I know the guy. I know the guy well. So I think he was in the back of the comments door, and he just looked homeless. He looks like that. So I was like, had to fucking throw him out. I was 160 miles. But I used to get row. Yeah, I was like, you guys, how you doing? Who got the embombs got in here and started wrestling. And I was blocked his way. And then Chris Rock went up to him and started talking to him.

29:58And I was like, this is odd for a homeless guy. Yeah. And then I waited and somebody told me the name. I'm like, definitely recognize that. That's the best look ever to be looking like that and step out of a rolls Flip flops on that's the best look of all time. It's like that Portland King's a Malibu thing right that would be a Malibu thing They got the big beards Yeah pull them up there. They're hot guys With them no one had those beads. Oh, they shave. Oh, oh Less these guys are lying about being in Kingsley. Well, ZZ top is the ultimate Yeah, they had the ultimate beer. Yeah, bottom That was the top used to go into the pink dot they pay with two dollar bills the one of the guys No, we always stamp on it eat pussy.

30:37Where's the shit? They stabbed eat pussy Yeah, I swear to God they had beards. They had beards. Come on already talking about they all had beards. Wow They're like cute. They caught up easily on with the years. I've never seen them without It looks like throughout all the years. They've never yeah, there we go There it is to the right to the right. It's two maybe just the one guy. They was the one guy shit. Sorry everybody Mustache oh, that's a fresh mustache to though. Yeah, that's nice great head of air Pioti shirt, that's not bad. There's something about someone with a beard. They seem smarter.

31:10There is Interesting you say that it is brings up a lot of it one or two things either you've seen more More manly and can you represent the sound smart? I think I'm a smart word. I was like well, that's interesting Here to four I will Notify here two boys pretty good

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33:06Adrenal chrome? Yeah, imagine we found out that that was true. That big mic I'm hoping for. That big mic. Yeah, pull out the case. Yeah, well it would be more likely. It would be more likely. What's big mic? That's a great question. A Drenacroman Big Mike. What's Big Mike? More like Big Mike. Big Mike. Who made it? Don't start him. What's Big Mike? You know Big Mike? I was like, I don't think Mike. Of course you know. I'm at the forefront. I'm saying you know. What's Big Mike? What's Big Mike? I can no word about it. I brought it. A long story. Why don't we Google Big Mike? Who is Big Mike? No, it's Google it.

33:39It's Google it's. Oh, Mike Obama. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. All right, I've heard of it. I get this wrong the whole things wrong. Let's just Google who is big Mike and see what the results of the internet says There's a rapper name big Mike and that's what pop up Oh big Mike no big Mike meme explain bizarre conspiracy theory it is bizarre and reference to conspiracy theories alleging that Michelle Obama

34:07Scroll down scroll down Jamie that one click on that I got my PC Bizarre conspiracy theory behind Michelle Obama memes. Now this is another one. When I see this and I see people saying that she's a man and I'm like, oh, China got to you. They got you. They got you with the internet. And they can get you to think that Obama's married to a man. And by the way, if I was China, I would kill a chef. I would kill a chef, I'd blame it on him. Yeah. Oh, he drowned. I was sending some Chinese Navy seals to ground That dude keep pushing him down. Push his head down. Put him out. Yeah. Put him out under water and then just just leave him there.

34:49Maybe pull his pants down. Yeah. Yeah. What is the Chinese special forces called? I don't know. They probably have them though. They must have them. Chop. That was an alley. That was an alley. You got no one. I don't know. Louie. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. I just feel like if I was going to like get a guy in trouble, I mean, they say they're playing on them. Right. Um. The only answer is sword. I knew it was an Oriental sword. Oh, that's a dope name. That's killer. It's not interesting because you're not supposed to say Oriental more. It's like national colored people or whatever. Right, NCAA. Yeah, that's the way.

35:24The double ACP. Not NCAA. Yeah. That's a double ACP. That's a double ACP. No! The one's, he's really got me. It's the WNBA. No! It's that thing with the trans. That would be a horrible army. Oh my god, it's hilarious. Oh my God. Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's literally called Oriental Sword. That's the name of their special forces. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. Like if you wanted to like spread some memes, you want to get people to be suspicious. Yeah, I think big mic might have an Oriental Sword. If you know what I'm talking about, the wildest boy out there is Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson.

36:03Tucker's getting a little round. Tucker's getting a little round. Yeah, like, no. That's what I did a long time ago. Oh, and they had that guy. No, they had some crazy person talking about Connellese rice That'd be a good special forces Connellese a rice for Asians

36:29Bro, you lose a fried rice Is that better? Oh, you son of a bitch. No, it's damn. That one doesn't even make sense. Well, they like rice. I get it. All right. Damn. What were you talking about? Nothing good. If you were going to like, you're going to like try to get conspiracy theory started. If you were trying to undermine people's faith in the administration, what better way to do? Just like kill someone with the guy's gay and then to kill his chef and then say that's his lover. Yeah, look look at that like you would have to like if you you would have to really consider that kind of like Like if you kill a ever will think it's him.

37:09Oh, right. Yep. Exactly That's what I would say cuz like think look if they're willing to just fucking bomb the shit out of Gaza the way They're doing if they will if you crane in Russia will in the bomb the shit out of each other the way they're doing it You don't think that they would want one dude off. I mean this is a one hundred percent conspiracy theory that I just concocted. Yeah. But if it was Russia or China or Iran or some other foreign nation, if you want to start things up, kill the chef. Yeah. We're gonna make him gay. Gilles chef, make you look like they're a love triangle or something.

37:43Yikes. Plant some rumor about a biography he was writing a tale of. Let's do that. That's like immediately you would boy, the fucking tricks that they must play. Like we know that like That all that skilled dossier that pissing like that was all made up. Yeah, just made all that up 100 % Yeah, funded by a Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton funded a fake. Yeah, nobody cares But that's a no -one cares like everyone knows it and knowing that Trump collusion all that Shit was fake they made it up and they they ran it on the mainstream news for years Obama was like I've seen the proof it's about to come out.

38:17It's 100 % He did it and then it just never came out. I hope Obama does have to address big Mike That would just be funny for him to be like my wife doesn't have a cock Sweet pussy Yeah, and the pussy too It bites back lift upper screw and say shut the fuck up reddit I did you want to see we're three babies came out of you fucking idiot Big glitz a regular vagina shut the fuck up. Yeah Yeah, I mean don't they have pictures of her as a young girl. Yeah, she's a nice looking lady. Should have surprised. They are the fun. Do you know, do you imagine what a crazy thing that would be if someone pulled that off?

39:00It'd be the best. There's a story we were talking about last night, but this, I think it was at 1 ,800s. This guy had this wife and the wife died while the guy was out of town. It turned out the wife was really a man the whole time. And then the guy killed himself. Because he just couldn't deal with the shame of it all. because everybody knew that he was married to a transgender woman. This is like, I want to say it was like the lady. He knew. He knew. Oh yeah, he knew. He knew. He knew. He just didn't know it came out. He didn't want the town to know. The town thought that that was his wife. He had cup of tears with it.

39:32He's like, huh, you know what? He's still cool. In that year, you could just go to another town. There was no social media. Right, like that's it. Like, they were fine. Like, they didn't wear fucking Lululemon pants. Yeah. So you couldn't see his hog. So he just wore a skirt. Like a regular. Yeah, it's like you weren't wearing a regular skirt from like the 1800s. That's just a woman with rough features. It's actually a very sweet story. It's like a really beautiful to broke back. Yeah, broke back Romeo and Juliet. Right. And he couldn't take it. Romeo and Romeo. I don't, maybe depends on what he killed himself for.

40:03If he killed himself because of the shame of being married to a guy or did he kill himself for the shame or for the heartbreak. I could have just been, he was like sad, he was a load. Yeah. It was hard blaming other things. They could pull that off back then easy. There was like a ton of women joined the Civil War. Maybe he was killed by the Cylavum fought in the war as dudes. Whoa. Yeah, I think I think probably everybody in the squad was like Don't we obviously know that's a chick. Don't fucking blow this we can get some pussy while I didn't know you're a guy also if you're a wild girl and you're like this is not enough dick in regular life I need to go to Antietam.

40:38I know you get embedded I did bet it in a platoon and I keep my mouth shut with my short hair guy. Can you be me over here? Private, man, like, game. Yeah. And just pull each one aside and go listen, you can keep a secret. Yeah. I'm, I can't be able to fool. And none of those dudes, none of those dudes are keeping that secret. That's the only one I want to check out here. Yeah. No, none of them would. But the thing is like, the girls and bars, it would 100 % be effective for the girl. I'm here. I'm here for you. Oh, yeah. I think you got it, though. 100%. For a guy. It's a tough sell. They had they had ladies fall.

41:10You know, that's how hooker came out Huh was general hooker always had Following his troops Keep the boys going. Yeah, that's where the term hooker team. I believe yeah, they were wisdom dicks You know lemon is from I'm not wrong on it's one of those Atomology gets a little I love etymology It gets a little shaky. Lulu Lemon the other. Sorry. No, no. He started that just to get Asian people to say Lulu Lemon. Did you know that? I swear to God, that's true. No way. Give it a goog. He wanted them to have to say Lulu Lemon. Yes. That's the only reason he named it that. No. Why else would you call it Lulu?

41:51It's a lot of else. So this guy was genuinely that funny. Yes. He started a company as a joke. He was like, I won't take it off. I'm going to really to play a prank on all Asian people. Let's get to the definition of hooker first. Let's go right to the level first. No, we're gonna forget hooker. We really need to answer this. Okay. I love stuff like that. I knew it's great. Civil wars got a ton of those. All the college, all the NCAA teams. They're all actually, yeah. The volunteers. Wolverines, volunteers, Tarheels. What's the Wolverines? The Tarheels is Michigan. Tarheels is Michigan or North Carolina.

42:25That was Civil War. No, that's just for the Rams up there. No. Jamie. What the the an apology of hooker. Sure. We got nothing. I'm sorry. We're throwing a lot of you. I know I was on the middle of all of them I was doing some things at once place. Pick that up. What I said this this story can't be true, but I'm looking at why this yeah I think they might have said oh you know something was like docs in the boss. Yes, however this tale of origin can't be true because they've called them hookers before 1860. Yeah, 1845 and North Carolina's reported Norman Ellsworth, Ellison, and Tar Heel Talk. Why do they call him Hooker?

43:01What's the term? The Hooker is going to be the one who hooks or snares clients. Hooker. I mean, is there at least anything out there saying that it had anything to do with it? On the top of this has a whole thing from Udlussi's S Grant personal memoirs described. Hooker, the English man. Dangerous man. The appearance, hooker off, he's one thing. Did not give it up. A hooker was also like. He did not give his name to prostitutes. Fuck. Wow. Did not give his name to the prostitute. So it's obviously been talked about. And that crazy like what does change thing did not give his name to but then I did find this I don't know what website I was up You guys told me to stop looking so I stopped name the company because I wanted to watch Japanese people try to say It seems like a parody site though, so I was trying to feel but I don't know that it is these are real stories on the That shark is net shark a parody site.

43:48I was never heard of it I hadn't got to it yet. I'm trying to see what they were trying to say here. Here's a quote. I don't know if it was accurate The reason the Japanese liked my former skateboard brand homeless was because it had an eye in it and Japanese marketing firm Wouldn't come up with a brand name with an eye in it I oh, oh, excuse me with an L in it L is not in their vocabulary. Sorry. It's L not I It just looks like it's a very tough pronunciation for them So I thought next time I have a company. I'll make a name with three Ls and see if I can get three times the money It's kind of exotic for them.

44:24I was playing with L's and came up with Lululemon. It's funny to watch them try to say it. That says he denied ever saying those words. He denied ever uttering those words. Everything we know is wrong. Yeah, it could be bullshit. Who quoted it? It says Wilson was quoted as saying, by who? It's just in a book or something. No, the top part. The top part where it says, it says Wilson was quote, the other stuff is quoted. It says what was printed in this book. Hmm. Unselling the new customer experience about how customer service influences individual purchase transactions. He denied ever out during the words.

44:59He said the quote was also printed. Huh. Yeah, that doesn't sound like someone who was a CEO would say out loud. It does sound like he did it like there, like because it sounded exotic to them. Sure. So they were gone. All right, see you in a room. That's an expensive city. It's happened to be. You're gonna try to come up with a new fucking brand name with God, there's so many memes. I know. Like how the fuck do you come up with anything that's even remotely original? It's a good one though. There's a few lemons. A little lemon's a good one. It really gets strong. A few lemons, great. Yeah, it's a good product.

45:33Yeah, it's helping us all. That's how we use it. That's how we use it. That is cheap. It's a good store. I like it. Great store. You gotta share it for like four bucks. Yeah, Chinese labor, best labor. Great. That's the best labor is the best labor. The wildest shit is the phones. I phone. The wildest shit is like at the base of every phone. Yeah, is the conflict minerals You're in pulled out of the ground literally by slaves And it goes from that workers who work in a building that's covered by nets because so many of her jumping off the roof Yeah, and they live there and then we jack off on them And then where the UCB is like well, I'll fight other addresses.

46:12It's amazing on that device Yeah, exactly. It's like you've been trapped into a device. It's impossible to have an ethically sourced phone. Yep, that's all kind of. But then they don't just go out well then I guess I can't have a phone. Well actually it's not impossible. You can't get an iPhone. What is that one? There's one with the Fairphone or something like that. But it's whack, right? It's probably still getting minerals from the ground. Well it's a testament to a good product. The product is good enough. You overlook this library. It's a crazy thing to overlook. Well, it's the most bizarre things that we can't make one of them over here.

46:45Yeah, too expensive That's gonna be one though. We look back like a giant like Stan We were using that for we use slavery just so we could fucking send pictures of us on vacations Yeah, yeah, we always slavery is originally it was just for fucking sugar and coffee and cotton and cotton Yeah, this is like luxury now. Yeah, well not not only that, but it's being used to shape the world Yeah which is really insane. Well, slavery is the highest levels of information exchange. It went so good for like three years. Slavery shaped the world. Hi, phone. Yeah, I'm not slavery. Hey, we got the pyramids.

47:20Where would we have been if we only had text on phones? If they never figured out the technology to have videos and TikTok stuff. We would have a lot less enemies. Yeah, 100%. We'd be happier. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the human mind is not. designed for that kind of access to each other. It's too crazy. All this is, I like the response to Israel Hamas, where it's just like, I'm just watching everybody scream at each other. And it's like, they're showing you at a higher rate, shit you'll be angry about, than exists in the world. You're not just getting everything evenly. They're like, oh, you're on this side, we'll show you two -thirds the opposite side.

47:59You're on the opposite side, we'll show you two -thirds his side. Brilliant. Yeah, it works like a charm. I think that would be nice if the algorithm switched to your just in line. No, I mean, just like, here's what the other side is seeing. You know what I mean? For one day a week, you get a fuck you go ahead. Here's a little switch. Now you gotta watch fucking CNN or however they do it. My friend was like, fuck, this is all lies. Like when you last sent me, you still out, you watch a lot of those. I haven't seen it in 10 years. I'm like, what are you basing that on? Yeah. Right, headlines of the daily frost, of the same paper that said that kid was wearing black face.

48:32Exactly. You know, it's like this kind of division is profitable. And that's why they do it. Yeah, what they're doing to society is we're sharing it we're sharing it in our group text. Yeah, it works. Side is up depression is up things I these up pills are up. Well, fuck everyone's being forced into conflict. Yeah, they've been forced by these you can't even be silent. We need your response. They come to me like we need your answer on homosinist where's your black square? You don't want my fucking response. I'm not on anybody's side. They always do that. We want you. You got to vote. You're like, but you don't know who I'm voting for.

49:05I could be the other guy that you hate. I do look like I know quite a lot about it. But that point was, I looked like I know everything about the subject. When Portnoy posted that video on his Instagram, that was one of the most shocking things I think I've ever watched. It was that video of those ladies, a billion views. She puttnoy getting something from Bob Kraft. Something? Yeah, it looked like Pills. It was a pin, it was a pin. It was a pin. I watched it. He mentioned the pin. Bob Kraft, he just passed off. We're like it can't be that but he's like saying hi ever really specials like how you want some of this to the guys like Yeah, and then you like put something in his hand is good Thanks, and I was like that looks Sadie said I really like your pin and he's like you won't one to any crops like a weed pin He's doing what the Israel lost thing Well portnoy posted that video and you know posted this long description of how fucking insane it is but I didn't I didn't know it was that far gone until I saw that video like that's the most far gone I've never seen because it was it just didn't even make sense it didn't make it there's no way you could say that There's no way you could be the president of heart I've breathed into the fucking microphone.

50:14It's not me. You're dead hawker ears. I was you got something wrong with your cardio He's getting old. I nobody hears it Darth Gator Jamie's gonna edit it out, but Shane is concentrating on it. I run a filter It's distracting is it I don't even hear it. I never heard it either. How are you hearing it? Maybe my headphones are up too high. There's a little thing there you can turn it down if you want. Do you have a breath module on there? It's literally, it's mine's the whole way up there. Oh that's it, that's annoying. Okay so you just constantly annoyed. You're like a dog. Yeah I've been awfully quiet this whole...

50:46You get your shit out of this thing, you get your shit out of this thing. It's too loud. I think five butt lights in, you get loose. Yeah well I'll have fun here in the second half. I'm a second half guy. I'll let you guys tackle cultural issues and then second half. I don't want to tackle cultural issues. I'll go ahead and see this fucking video from 9 -11 that's hilarious. Right on the couple of buck wisest thing or whatever the guy's name was yesterday. Oh my God. That's so big watch. We watch the football game. The football game's over. It goes to regular Texas TV. And it's this fucking guy.

51:15He's got an AR and a hundred magas. Oh my God. Buck McNeely. Buck McNeely, a brown magazine. And he's taking it into this day. He's just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just in his backyard. He's just with the World War II vet and one of the, yeah. Yeah, bro, you could fry an egg on that barrel that barrels hot as fuck like that guy is shooting hundreds of rounds And he's like I don't want to know what he was saying But he was showing the different rounds he had them all laid out on a table different magazines Different capacities and like this is regular Texas TV and then it goes yeah Yeah straight to the World War two vet.

51:49He's like tell me how you blew him up with this Yeah, he's like all it up grenades The initial picture as a clearly gay like enlester And he was like, he was gay and that picture. He's so sweet looking. He looks like a sweet boy. Yeah, sweet boy. So, doing that so just dudes looked like in 1940? Yeah, they were just real thin. Sure. Short hair, green. Yeah, nobody had any muscles. Yeah, clean cut and very skinny. You just instantly, you're like, yeah, you're a meatyly snake. You guys look too small and healthy. But what was even selling? I don't even know what the commercial was for. Well, it's for America.

52:19I went to the website. I don't know. I went to the website and you signed it up. Oh, you're full. But they asked you all these questions. Where'd you hear about it? Fine, whatever. What's your favorite type of hunting? What's 75 fishing? What kind of vehicle do you own? What kind of ATV do you own? What do you like? It's like a Coalition deal. They're trying to get you to join the militia. Oh, yeah. How can we use you? I'm in. Well, he's probably selling all that shit to marketing people. Outdoors men and free membership. He's growing this. This is a good ad for him. He deserves it. The fucking the the camera watching on television was so Texas.

52:50Go to the photo gallery. Yeah. I mean the guys just guys awesome light not rounds in his backyard Double his life, bro. Hell yeah, bro of productions. Yeah, that's just dick wolf Be Frank's alone

53:13What the hell did we uncover Frank's I don't know what you're talking about. You got clips, Clive. This is the, damn, he spreads to the black. That's shocking. Bro, Frank's still on a hunt with a beret on. Like he's in the fucking French foreign legions. Jesse Vider is on the 1990s, Jesse Vinter. Yeah. He's got John Ratsonberger. He's in Toy Story. That's hilarious. But it was just such a taste of Toy Story. Yeah, he's the potato head. Really? I think so. Or the dinosaur? He's one of them. He's in Toy Story, aren't you? Didn't they get rid of Tim Allen as Captain Buzz Lightyear? No. They could have.

53:48They did because he did nothing. Because this politically just votes one way. Yeah, I think they did. Why? I think they replaced him. It took a show off there. And really nothing more than just like, I vote Republican. Wow, that's sad. He didn't like go out of pocket or anything. Yeah, he's not a loon. He's just like, I vote for that side. Well, how about James Woods? James Woods was fucking amazing actor. Great. To infinity and Toy Story 5 Tim Allen confirms return as Buzz Lightyear. He was off for four They knew it was like your movie, but I don't know it's oh, it's they made a story that it wasn't the same person character if you will Oh, I see so it was a different Buzz Lightyear.

54:25Yeah, they're multiple Buzz Light. I didn't watch it Oh, of course because there's different versions of the toy. I like that even on Joe Rogan podcast. They still won't pay for the subscription I like to the failing New York Times. It's LA Times, but yeah, there were a little bit more on the New York Times. To the failing New York Times. New York Times got me licking its chops that he's coming back. Who? You know, you know, you know, oh, sorry. You know, the dog, dude, big D. They say you're run for prison. You should have come to run for prison. She'd come to Mass at Square Garden when he showed up.

55:01How was that insane what would people go well? She walked out with kid rock Tilt jump vibing the golf course with his eye big fiber Pretty cool right Can just got a knife to speaker is getting to a bitch listen to James Brown. This is a man's world number though. Pretty cool. That's some cue dude. That's cute. You found it. Yeah. If they don't kill them, um, anyway, he walks out with Kid Rock, Kid Rock's American badass. Kid Rock is next to him and Tucker Carlson's with it. Don't get me going. And they were the fucking in -mouses It's where in New York City and the fucking place goes shit house.

55:47It was nuts for like over a minute That's oh and Dana. We get Tucker

55:59And again, this is a biased audience you dealing with cage fighting fans. Yeah, but still you're in literally the liberal hub of the modern world From Long Island and Webster New York. Jersey. Yeah upstate Daniel look is good. Are they all cheering? They're booing. Daniel looks fantastic. No, they're all cheering. It's 99 % cheers and bill burns boys. Hey, Zika. The beer.

56:25That's 99 % cheers. And she got a couple Twitter followers from that. That's what's important. Yeah, it's important. Man, college boy. You got the photo with him? Yeah. Oh, you got a bunch with him. Jamie was in there. With a Versace shirt. Yeah. Yeah, I said to you guys that day. Yeah, I was a wonderful, very well. He was like, look at that. So, my God. Yeah. I was, I've talked about before, I think. I was like, obviously I was a little drunk. Yeah. And then story trucks. I went to post it. I didn't even think about that it would be, what do you kick him on? Why would I be a spy? No, I know, I know, I'll be what?

57:00There it is. I agree, but, and that was a shirt that he just got. He's a big dude. Yeah, because you're what, six, four. And then hold off. Also, look at the size of his hands. Don't look at my hands. No, the dude has normal hands. That weirded me out the first time I shook his hands. His hands are big. I know, but that was the craziest ball hands to the small hands. That's funny though. You gotta give him that. Whoever came up with that small thing. But it doesn't even make sense. Yeah, but that's how it works. Big Mike doesn't work. It's politics. It doesn't make sense. Big Mike doesn't make sense.

57:35But I swear I got big Mike doesn't make sense.

57:45I'm deep in the eight -coon. I got off a 4 -chay and they were radical. What's the name of the eight -coon? The eight -coon is the one that they went to after the left -foot -chan. The eight -coon. The people that ran. It's still in the form of a pick -up game. I think it's the eight -k -00n. It's the P4's at K -U -N. Take it out, J -Mot. Try that. Eight -coon. I can't call it that. What it is. Let's go. Acon. Acon. It is the wild people that they can't. Did you ever see into the storm on HBO? These are the wild people that invented the Q's theory. Yeah. Yeah. Eight Contas, the female ghost busters.

58:23Four Conts. So that Q and on. That's a squad. It all came from these people. They they they're so funny. It's hilarious. Who? But when you watch the top. It's just like everyone is mad at them. It was like they're just fucking with you. Great documentary. Well, how about that kid that went to jail? Jamie, that kid that we posted about the other day? Yeah, documentary is taking place. He shit posted. He didn't make those memes. He just posted them. It's not real. Shame. The documentary is taking place. Obviously, they're going to pretend. The Hillary ones. The Hillary, the vote, you know, you don't have to go to vote.

58:54You just text in person, text, you know, Hillary to 555 -1212, or whatever it is. Yeah. And you know you know in your vote will count and that guy went to jail. Yeah, and there was a girl Somebody in DC like I think she was a senator. I don't I'm probably not a senator But she cheated the same thing the other way with Trump nothing really swear to get I Never saw that one. Yeah, but that's we're trying to stop Hitler if you could stop Hitler with new stop Hitler Yeah, he means boss point He was an artist. So there's a lot he's been hearing right yeah, it's like the same rhetoric. I'm the same rhetoric that punchline He's that that premise is done.

59:33No, no, I saw good time. I kill Hitler. Yeah, yeah, yeah quite a bit. Yeah But it's how they justify being fucking insane So you honest text. Oh, sorry. The honest just text you. Yeah, he's pissed about snl Yeah snl stole his character what what I haven't seen their version of it We showed their version the one character he does that lady sheet lady. He does Maria Yes, yeah, what? Well, they just say that's it. That's it over and over So it's hard to say if it's stolen, but you know, this is how exactly like his character Then that's it does, but he does a woman. They're just doing Hispanic people.

1:00:10Oh, who's doing it? Marcelo. Yeah, no, who is Hispanic? Okay, so is Is it from this sketch Marcel doesn't really know you honest. Yeah, I'm guessing All right, look at that beautiful Jew Who's that I'm driver one of our finest I like he Jewish You always coming home from sleep away camp or serving in the army This is great

1:00:46Don't like it kiss my rear We are little Helio Maria Jose and Kevin And we're here to tell you that right now Tiny is huge Tiny ass bag is perfect for carrying One airbag and a sir There it is One out to it and a sir Ha smoke cigarette and a sir Looking for a damn duffel Go to Walmart pig What? Tiny ass bag, now available in Medium. In this bag, you could fit one thong and a third. The kids from Honey, I shrunk the kids and that's it. Oh, so it's the end that's it? Is that what he used to say a lot? That was his catchphrase. Paul, you can pull her up. Yeah. Marika. It's very forward of you, Mark.

1:01:40What? It's called her. It's called Yonnes. Let me ask you this. Is that why they and Italian doing like there's a lot of forget about it There's like a lot of things like if you were gonna do it was Italian doing like a caricature Yeah, when I was coming up all the Latino comics up they were all stealing from each other because they all did the same stuff that everybody in the audience knew Great when we get a cut. What's our what's our mama do? They're a butter on it? Well, that's like Chris rocks robotus in bed

1:02:14I'm just saying that the happy birthday, Tom. Yeah, sure. You have fun, man. This is the animals over here. Are you from Queens? Did you bring your passport to get into Connecticut? You from Westchester! What about a Westchester? Holy shit, that's sick. There's the best. What about a Westchester? Hopefully not young. Because that's just... Because that's just... His catchphrase? Catchphrase. The crowd is young. for years. So that's it was just like his catchphrase. So okay. And it's a really funny character. There's something to be said there. Yeah. Well Marcel is a funny character. Marcel wouldn't do that.

1:02:58I don't think Marcel the person played that. Yeah. Yeah. He's the one that left. Oh, this is my question though. Is that a common phrase? In the Latino community. I know. I do. I mean, is that like a forget about a thing? You know what I mean? Like if a guy tries to say forget about it. Yeah, forget about it. I mean look if I was gonna say if somebody started saying forget about it I would probably say don my rarer. Like that's like Don't know that's angel angel Salazar. Yeah, bro. I was always fun running to that dude on the road. Oh, yeah. Oh my god I ran to that guy on the road once like I was coming in and he was coming out I forget where we were.

1:03:39We're like fucking Cleveland or somewhere. And I shook his hand. I'm like, you're a fucking legend, dude. All I hear about you is just being wild on the road for decades. And I just shook his hand and look him in the eye. I go, you're a legend, my friend. To me, it was like meeting an old warrior. I was like, dude, with a fucking, this guy's on a fucking highway for 50 years. Just like a fucking nicked up sword and a fucked up shield. We used to take a customer counter and click off every time we said check it out. It was like 45 in a 15 minutes. Yeah, that dude ran one movie further than anybody's ever done anything.

1:04:16Why? Scarface. He did Scarface and then fucking sold out clubs for. I heard he had a way bigger part in Scarface, but the main character remembers name was kind of like, hey, I need that accent. Al Pacino. That's the accent I got to do. So we like cut a lot of angels line. Which is this from Wikipedia? No, just people talking. President Harvard Told you that mic Obama told me Mike Mike She's whispering here. Yeah, yeah

1:04:49If you can control something's chin you basically Okay, just put it in because if you control their chin the fucking very limited Let me know hold of that fucking chin What are you going, Ari? You're not going fucking anywhere. You can't get to that tune with that muff on top of it. You have to grab the beard. The beard's a handle. Oh, you know what? I thought he was in the shower today. I was so open -off and I went, oh, my arm hurts. Oh, man, I was going to, I already fucked up. You fucked me in the arm. That's a helicopter. What did he punch you for? It was a nice mark. I think I told him he couldn't even put it in early to it.

1:05:27I showed him a lot of my, I think it's to it, punch me, I was like nah. And then I like stopped, waited for him to unflinch. He barely did though. It's not bad for his short hair. It didn't hurt at all. No. It's been a little noise. Well, your funeral's gonna be weird, because it's gonna be a lot of weird stories that won't make sense. And then the audience will be like, do we hate him? What? Do we love him? There's my funeral. Yeah, we're the stills. It's my funeral. She's just right. We're gonna get to get mastered. Do a shot of whiskey. What do you call the people at a funeral? The group greets the IP.

1:05:56You know the the audience the audiences and that's the road tickets and we would have t -shirts and like for the first 100 people to get premium You get the picture of you with X's over your eyes Birth and death date. Oh, yeah, I'm drawing a swastika on you open gasket Open gasket Can I get another Yeah, Mark I'd like you to turn on the jets three in fucking wants there You're the soft you the weak link to your citrus Lucas link I'm Chad when that was the most overused Yeah

1:06:38Yeah, that's the tough thing about meeting your family for Thanksgiving since your comic are like hey, you see that

1:06:48Yeah, I Want to find that we gotta find that 911 video those kids What, planning it? Which one? It's my favorite video. What are you talking about? These kids from NYU drinking in their rooms because obviously the classes are canceled because of 9 -11. Yeah. And they're like filming on a camcorder and they're like, sorry mom, it's just Apple juice, haha, they're drinking beer. And then all of a sudden a girl goes, ah, she screams the camera pulls over and it's 9 -11. Was it very funny? Pull it up. Jamo? Is this it? Yes, yes, yes, damn James. Oh, so quick

1:07:31Oh my god That's incredible Is that funny Wait rewind it so it's funny. Don't show the actual terrible setup. Yeah, by the way, it's 902 p .m Oh, the tower both of them have already been hit

1:07:52That's a good view as a way of your apartment. It was already going on. They knew it was already out of it. It collapsed. Two of them were out in Spain. It's watching this again. How insane was 9 -11? Wow, I missed this video. They actually have the worst. That's the worst one. They showed jumpers. What? Yeah, it's pretty bad. Oh, so it was already... I'm sure that's what that first one is. Oh, my god. Look at these people trying to run out. They've been watching people jump and then they're like, I, let's have some brusquies. Oh, my god. Oh, man. Which is the college thing to do so this did happen.

1:08:23I mean, we're doing it right now This is a myth how crazy is that food? Yeah, the footage of the planes hitting the towers is so insane. No again the angel fell fall in tower Tower seven tower pizza when you watch the towers fall you just like what the fuck Yeah, our records. What an insane way to do it too. Plains fill with passengers. Yeah. It's like a double attack. Right. It's a full terror attack. And they ruined the airport. They really ruined the airport. The airport was great. You could go visit your friend at the gate. Oh, see your girlfriend off. Yeah. Yeah. See, you can't have a look at her from the window.

1:09:08Hey, you're both good. You're both good friends. your friends came off the plane you were right there. Yeah, you pick people up at the airport right at the gate. Yeah, we took it away from us. We did that with my dad. We did it. And then that fucking shoe bomber douchebag. That dumb. She was the worst one. That's the worst. That's so, that one's so stupid. One dickhead tries to blow a shoes up. Yeah. The underwear guy and the shoe guy. The underwear. Yeah. What was that? Oh yeah, there's an underwear bomber guy. For a second, I was like, wait, am I wrong? What that there was? I think it was China needs that one doesn't go as planned your dickless and sad You dickless and sad and everybody beat you up.

1:09:48It's just like just firecracker sounds like my high school

1:10:00This is sad the market Norman started it everybody wants to beat you up. Oh my god. Oh my god Oh my god. Yeah, I mean you dick catching fire. If it just blows up, a bunch of patriots beat the shit out of me. Like if it's an M80. If it's an M80 and you're on a flight of Sean Strupman. So you fuck it? You dick blows off and then he beats you in a coma. Oh is that the guy? Yeah. Christmas dayplug. Look at that name. It's like an ob -du -mold tola -la -bob. Oh that's what they said they knew who's already in the watch list. They still let him get right on with that a passport. Strap to the students.

1:10:34Guys, got next to laughing. 80 grams. Hi, you're a dick splot. Oh, 80 grams. Look at that. 80 grams of explosive powder made from a mixture of PETN or... What is that word? Petro. Petro. Oh, he did. Yeah, it went off. There's a bang and flames burnt his leg. Whoa, he shot up some flames. Burnt is leg. That's what people say. That was a plant. That was a plant. That was a plant. Because they're like, so he got all the way through heavy TSA security. And it just happened to not work. He's like, was he wearing a fucking maxi pad? The underwear looks like a girl's underwear. Like an eagle. Yeah, it looks like America.

1:11:08Looks like big Mike. I have to ditch a bull later on. So the whole is right where either as asshole or as dick is. Either way, no way. Either way, not a good place to get burned. No. You want to blow a hole in the... Imagine that it made you take your fucking underwear after that one. Like, well, we have a president set with two. Yeah. Time to take your pain. He's done with everybody. I mean, I'd be even horny or in their port. Remember there was the one that you would go through to show the outline of your dick and people are, no. Yeah, that one? What do you mean, no? Yeah, people stopped. You can't do that.

1:11:39You literally see people's naked vibes. They're not misusing it. I think you see videos and they're like, oh, look at this chicks, look at her pussy. Exactly. Look at this giant dick. I think about it every time I go through the fucking that thing, I'm like, god damn, nobody better see this. Well, you ever seen the photos of people that used to work in with X -ray machines back in the early days. They used to x -ray their hand every day to calibrate the machine. And then a lot of these people got horrible canceling. Oh, no. Because they were basically getting x -rayed every day. And so you could see what, see if you can find that, like x -ray every day, hands calibrating dangers, something.

1:12:16But it was like a black and white photo of this lady's hand. It was horrific looking. Yeah. You got a weird job, Jamie. Physicians hand -tumored juice by first x -ray procedures. You got a TV show just fucking job on earth. I look at more multiple cancers. Yeah. Those are good, but there's like some more high resolution photos of damage that people got to their hands while they were working on X -ray machines. Whoa. Don't need it. But they didn't know anything back then. I remember they would fucking put a big ledge. Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember the thing where we shoot a light at you and leave a shadow on the wall?

1:12:55No, it was I can Disney it would shoot a fucking X -ray thing at you then you walk away You see your own shadow on the wall left there and X -rays got it me that's got me. I mean that happens I remember it. Yeah, for real For real those photos in here she wore nuts Yeah, when you see where someone's body was with a blast went off I turned to dust you only see a shadow of their body like a vampire before they disintegrate yeah That's like a like an iPad video or a high apple you get it the commercial That with they all jumped to did something they shot x -rays that I'm gonna let the shadow behind over then I don't know if That's the same one is that the same one?

1:13:33It's not let's talk about but it's not extra is too fun I did it at the cut center. You remember doing it was a kid. I'll do right. I don't think that's bad for I think that's just bullshit right just a picture It's just like video I think that's a lot of dark. I mean, if it's going to dark, then that's to be like the radium or whatever, right? Might be like an iradium screen. Is that what it is? I don't, I'm just saying right right here. It says, how do they use it? And they're having a great use of your flashlight or cell for the draw pictures of on the walls. Like going to the dark ink. Oh, so it's just the shadow blocks the light.

1:14:06Are your memories suck? Your happy memories suck. Memories are getting blown up in here. Damn. Wait, how old were you? I was like fours of like you see guys were all fully like bitch to it. I bitch to it. You got it. No, no, no, no I'm not making funny. I'm just making fun of your hair to see you guys were all jude out You guys in like full Jewish uniform doing that just the yamaka must have been so funny to see I went to a good first shot. Hershey Park in a bunch of Jewish people were there You they were full clothes like you know, I mean they were wearing like their outfit outfit and they went down the It was called title for us.

1:14:39It was it would drop you down But I remember all the Jews were in one Sideburns going up behind them. They were going when they came by they were all chanting they were going water is wet Water is my friend so it was the funniest thing in the world. It is funny even the acidic ones are funny Yeah, that was funny. They knew it was funny. I got a question for you. Yeah, if you're fully bald How do you keep the yam like if I joined the tribe? What after glue one on it's good question Joe To legit question. Yeah, or you get a big enough one to like hold on with gravity. How did hold on? You get a really big one, like a tight one, like a fucking nice beanie.

1:15:12Yeah, I'm a zerox one. Oh, you do that. Yeah, you don't have to have a little baby one. Oh, no, no, that's the fuck punkers. Oh, but what? Punkers do the baby one. Ben Shapiro is a punk. He's a punker. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you heard it here first. Ben Shapiro has no respect for the Jewish world. So, uh, there you go. That guy has a Trump Yamiko. Storytrucks. That's hilarious. Yeah, that big one. That's the big one. How does the ballman wear down right? That's a red one. That's a red one. Cromwell, that's a bald one. There you go, click on that. Yeah, you can do one of those. Yeah, that's in the big colorful keeper.

1:15:41We let's just a bean. Ooh, I like that. Yeah, that's all that's what they've been doing. It's not a little joined if I could wear some shit like that. Tell them to talk to people. I picked the one and the best of your organization. Well, I'm gonna lose your circumcision because you gotta redo it. Already, what? You do it. Yeah, you gotta do the same thing on the one. If to have new, what? But I already lost all that skin. What are you gonna do? This is gonna make a little snip. No, that's not true. That is true. How much of a snip? Not much. You're locked it. What? Does a rabbi have to suck it?

1:16:08It's up to you, but it's not necessary. Take it. But if you want it, you can find one. It's a free suck. Isn't that what there's like a term for it? Like teats. Let's eat something. It's teats. You feel like that? Yeah. So you have to do it. You have to touch my dick with a little spit. Yeah. All right, I can get over that. I'm strong -willed. I won't haunt me. He just a little spit. So what else? Snipsits as a prayer. No, it's the benefits of your organization. Locks, nobody looks at you twice. Really? goes a lot. Nobody says cultural appropriation. Oh, okay, that's it. Yeah, you know, what's the foreskin has been removed?

1:16:39It cannot be removed again. Yeah, that's the good news. If your man converting to Judaism, Rabbi Stark continues and you've already circumcised. Wow. There's the ritual of how to fat, damn Brit, the ritual drawing of blood. It's general, dumb, breet. It's generally is what can be best described as a pinprick. So they're pinprick to your dick. Yeah. Yeah. What part? Let's talk about what part of my dick? Guys, I say don't do it. Yeah, the tip is very tense. I think it's you know the little like the little line that like that. Yeah, that was. I love that line. Yeah, maybe that. Fuck that line. Fuck it's you join the tribe.

1:17:15Tell me about the benefits. The benefits. Come here. You don't have to get in the class. Yeah, you got to rest in the way to school. Other than that. You got some legacy appointments, but you get to control everything. You get the leather. You're gonna be late to class. Yeah, you have a hard say on the weather. There you go. What do you mean? You could decide if it's really important. You could set it right up. Like time share. Like I need it to be nice this week. I'm going hunting. None of you are going on that. You control the weather. You guys control the weather. I'm telling you. Can we cut this out?

1:17:45That was very good. You know what I'm supposed to know about this? No, no one's supposed to know about this. It's so private. You say control the weather. It's like prayer or are you actually a you like? Joe, there's machines that are on a level that none of you can really understand. Like what they say UFOs are. That's what I'm talking about. That's just Jewish guys flying around. Those are just big yam look at the suns game tonight. I love the NBA

1:18:12Got your fucking dreidel And we got a lot on top of the tree the greatest sac religious what yeah, get the dreidel off there Come on. That's the funniest things Dramas, okay, I'm gonna probably that but it doesn't what what's gambling bro? What is it? It's a gambling game. Yeah. Is it? You spin it. There's four things. There's nothing. Give in, get half the pot, get all the pot. Then you steal the money and run. Then you don't pay tax on any of it. Whoa. I someone sent me something about how much money you spend in taxes in California. If you make $1 .5 million a year, it's wild. On other tales of not relating to most people.

1:18:55Yeah, but if it's 1 .5 million, you think you're balling on control. Yeah, what do you think? Like 600 grand is a hate crime

1:19:05My friend got circumcised at 33 why he kept getting infections. Oh, well that's legit. We get the Schmeggman there. How about Wash your dick you do some bitch. Damn taxes. Okay. How's that what's up guys name? Show me your tonic show It's less than half. Yeah, what? $70 million a year salary, 25 .9 federal tax, 4 .65, California, California takes 4 .6 million, 2 .1 million agent fee, 2 million jocks tax, that's 7 million agent fee. 1 .64, fight, go, Medicare, the fuck's a jock tax? 33 .6 million net income. So, how do you do three million? Yeah, I don't make that a year. The tax is he plays in the places that do have like state taxes, Yeah, brother like like jock tax other states.

1:19:49Yeah, there's like Tell you you pay taxes states that should happen when he makes money other places right? Yeah, Canada is one of those Yeah, yeah, I put in Berlin has that you know, he had to pay taxes in every state you perform it in every country To do a gig in England you got to pay England taxes right when that gig oh No, he makes less than that. That's a bad drink. Yeah, listen Wow Five at least it's all going to good Yeah, at least they're not using it to fucking do whatever the fuck they want with it. At least it's all super well managed. Yeah. And the good job of like keeping us together as a society.

1:20:24Yeah, they're battling the homeless the way we'd want them to. Yeah. Really tackling major issues is happening in every city in America. Yeah, they encourage people to come together. Yeah. They're encouraging that. No, we got a fun to you, Crane. We need to show heotani to sign with Dodgers to fund you, Crane. I think we're getting out of that by the way. You think so? Yeah, I can feel it. We're out of money. Oh Yeah, it's like the story came and went yeah, well you can only print so much money before you fuck the country forever They keep printing it gas is $7 how much more can they print before they fuck us like literally into the gutter Not are these students are really protesting against Russia?

1:21:00Huh? Just about Israel or the leader. That's pretty weird Same shit. Oh, I'm gonna protest against Russia. Oh let all they beat up some fucking and children are rushing to set in like seventh grade and Switzerland should like that. In Switzerland, but nothing like in Harvard. What? Nothing in the air. You get pushed around like you're fucking Russian and it's like you have like mom and dad are just a year in Switzerland. Don't fucking push a Russian. There's no death to Russians on campuses. Which is wild. I think it's been going on for two years too. How long has it been going on now? Yeah, last while.

1:21:32Almost two years it was like February. Do you remember how quick the app, Like all of a sudden we were in Iraq for like years. Yeah, it happens so quick. It happens so quick. Yeah. It starts out like they're invading and then next thing, you know, three, four, five, six, it's all these years of occupation. And all those years it just racked. Dead people, rackin' up dead people in money. Yeah. Good times. So many dead people. It was better when we didn't know anything. Yeah. But as long as it's not happening to you in front of your face, it's abstract. Well, and that's what allows people to like call for Jennifer genocide and all this nutty shit Just an idea they're not really understanding what they mean.

1:22:10I'm like that's your buddy. Yeah, David He's gonna get killed and there's also like this pressure to be the most radical most radical Intellectual peers. Yeah, and they're all like rebelling hard against their stockbroker dad who's paying Who'd be in that school? Yeah, all of it's who's paying Israel fucking banana all of their dads are paying Israel It's all the now. Yeah, they're also all living the shadow black people when black lives matter came It was like a real thing and then Indians wanted it fucking Arabs wanted it Asians wanted it We're also Asian hate stop Asian hate is like guys shut the you're not black shut the fuck up nobody hates you Indians nobody fucking hates you Nobody cares about you now do Jews to do stop controlling everything and Making money educating your children stop it already stop taking care of each other Do the Asians.

1:23:02No, no, no, no. Like my shoes. All right, could you hit me a buttlight, please? I sure will, buddy. I'll someday you'll find the error of your ways. Yeah. That would be good. Joe's dick got smaller. One day you will come to learn the folly of your actions. But the Asian porn is still blurred. Still blurred, baby. Just to put it on. Lucy, I can't identify you, but you're pushing, can't identify your bare face. Yeah. That might be the gayest thing about me. I don't like those. Not the blurred part. I don't like the spindly Asian man. Oh yeah. Well, because you can't relate. Yeah, well, I just look like a fat version of a hairless, tiny dick guy.

1:23:46That was a black dick. It's not about the lighting. Yeah, it's not. It has nothing to do with the lighting. It's just the, yeah. Emma Wilman has the best joke about it. What's that? When I watch porn, I watch heterosexual porn. I like to imagine I'm the man. I don't only blow job porn, So I can stick my cock in a girl's mouth until to shut the fuck up

1:24:08That was Christopher Hitchens argument about women not being funny that they are funny. They have to be kind of dyke I mean, what Christopher Hansch was an amazing troll What original great trolls? This is actually I believe I know it's making you angry. That's well say it. It is amazing troll Yeah, he was amazing troll because he was smarter than everybody and a troll and a drunk. Oh, yeah, I always lit Yeah, good old style and that's what took him out unfortunately because if he was around today. Yeah boozing cigarettes. It's bad for you Shit, what he was two -clock in smart two -fuckin smart didn't take care of himself Yeah, he looked rough those last couple years, but goddamn he was fun that guy was fun And he was on Bill Marwants and there's this famous clip of him talking about the Ottoman Turks about Jefferson Sent the Navy to fight off the Ottoman Turks and that they were kidnapping Americans just because they're infidels And he's like why are you doing this?

1:25:04So we didn't do anything to you and he said well you're infidels and it says in the Quran I could do whatever I want if you're seeing that clip Christopher H. Is on Bill Mar talking about the Ottoman Turks the barbarous Jefferson. Yeah, it seems like they're just kind of violent That was our first that was our first uh, was our first war our first war. Yep. It was also going after the week from day one We are going after the Muslims What year was that? Uh, that would have been like Early 18 early 1800s like the odds We thought we could take them they have a fucking fight now. I would have been during Napoleon so it would have been Why are so many people complaining about this Napoleon movie?

1:25:47I have not seen it yet. I love being babies I love that was complaining that they didn't like or they did like it any other complaints Is that just like what always happens with every big movie? You're always gonna see some hatred and then you're gonna see like the fucking All right, so we're complaining about inaccuracies in a historical movie They're literally making clear -patcher movies where she's Single one of the Movies of it we're not making a documentary this one at least stuck to like what I slightly know about it Right. It's the same as Tarantino with like you beat up Bruce Lee. It's like, it's a funny fun or we killed Hitler.

1:26:20Yeah, but that's a burn them alive. That's not having fun. That's also a Tarantino that he beats the Manson family. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's great. That's what Tarantino does with Hitler. Yeah, that's all right. But this one's like, he shot the pyramids that didn't happen. Right. Well, no, there's things like stuff like that. That was always a myth that he shot the nose off the great face. Yeah, but in the movie, he shoots a cannon at the pyramids. Oh, at the pyramids. What you could have done. Who knows? When I was in Paris, they showed us this thing that when somebody in Paris was buried in one of the tombs there and they make the entrance low.

1:26:52So everyone's in the polling. Yeah, so everyone had to like, bow their head to get it and see this. And they all came in and said, no, that's it. The poll was buried there. And so the everyone had to, and Hitler was like, I'm not bowing to him. I respect him though. Build a set of mirrors so I can see it. Is that bowing down? Did we get that right? Was that Hitler and Napoleon? It was. That's what it was. I think so. Yeah, I'm weird bending your knees is disrespectful in some ways respectful or yeah, or it's somehow another compromise Disrespecting yeah, I get it though. Even when you're dead you're still making somebody in the future have to adjust for you Yeah, that's pretty sick.

1:27:30That's weird doesn't bother me. No, of course you wouldn't well you're four foot. Yeah I rarely have to

1:27:42to understand why anyone would give a shit like don't you want to see the dead guy yeah you're not eight off Hitler there are you there are you going I'm not fucking bending down for any you got to go out of meth and testosterone this podcast always goes to Hitler whoa it's like a fascinating individual is also it's there's a real possibility of a rise of a Hitler today with the way shit is going down today like we I would have never imagined we be this far gone 10 years ago he worked in me in 2013 and said in 10 years the eight of justifying saying debt to the Jews or somehow to the Jews it's so fucking crazy calling the Jedi that Jews doctor gato filler funny I call it I call my buddy I call my buddy Chris O 'Connor I call him Dr.

1:28:25Adolf Spongebob what? Broke says the funniest name possible and now everybody calls him Dr. Adolf so fucking ridiculous man I played off. His nickname was turd. I'll take eight off sponge. You can get on stage and people will go turd. Now it's Dr. Adolf Spongebob. You can bring back gangus. You can name your kid gangus like wow what a badass name for a kid. You can bring my Lenin. The setup would have worked if not for the moment. and Adolf looked into the mirror, his hat began to tip forward and an effort to save his hat from falling to the ground. He leaned forward to catch it. Even in death, Napoleon remains a man others pay their respects to.

1:29:12But is that a pay or is that a... He caught your hat? What? So we said he caught his head and it's fucking gotty, petty stuff. That's just the way his like Napoleon still rules. That's pretty dope too, no. Look where they buried him, man. That's pretty sweet. Yeah, look at that. That's pretty fucking amazing. That's pretty cool. But dude when you go to fucking that part of the world like if you go to like especially Rome and you see their their ancient shit He like what was life back then when they were building like like St. Peter's Basilica like they did Wild shit back this like no craze. How do they even do this?

1:29:46He's not wearing a hat? He probably took his hat off to pay respect. There's all these stories all these stories are such reading into its stories Yeah, all these legends are yeah, I would like he took his hat off to he was hot It also said he moved Napoleon's tomb back to Vienna. Whoa, that's a baller move. Just respawned it up and ship it. Yeah. We had a fact that he had to make sure he had to take pictures. Yeah, wow. Would you ever see the video where there's video where they moved this immense temple in Egypt? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Jimmy Napoleon's son.

1:30:25Jimmy Napoleon's son. It was very obsessed with the boy and not doing exactly what he did, which is blow everything by trying to invade Russia. And then he just did it. And then he did it. And they're like, he did this with a folly and fucked up. Like, I'll get it right. Yeah, I know. I'll get it right. It's like 10 cup. I can't. You can't talk about Hitler without talking about meth and fedamins. Sure. You can't talk about Hitler without the deck. I was literally shooting cocaine. Yeah, they're shooting him up with testosterone and cocaine. Get Joe a drink there, fatty. Come on, let's give him his fired up.

1:30:57Oh, jeez. Oh, man. Mark's chewing all the whiskey. Yeah. That's what he should be protesting. The cool thing about Napoleon was literally kicked him off the country, like put him on an island alone. He came back and was like, you guys need me. And they're like, all right. Yeah, let him back here. Let's do it one more time. That's insane. The band's getting back together. Yeah, and it worked. He's the Mary and Barry of Paris. He's a truffle Paris. He is. Oh, god, I hope not. Because it didn't end well. Well, you think it's gonna end well for Trump. He's 78. They're already trying to put him in jail every 10 minutes.

1:31:28Yeah, how's the how's the how's the send it well? They keep coming from it. It's amazing. You know when they asked a little bit of like exaggeration. Yeah, it's like they went after such small things so many times that when I go after for a big thing, people would be like, we're tired of this. Yeah, well, it's just the big thing is weird. The whole thing is weird because as soon as you find out that they valued Mar -a -Lago at $18 million, like, oh, this is a scam. Well, this whole thing is you're real running them. What do you mean? They were saying that he overvalued Mar -a -Lago because Mar -a -Lago, he valued it like a billion dollars and the judge said it was worth 18 million, which is insane.

1:32:05We won that though. It was a tax thing for purposes when he bought it in the 90s. Yeah, but it still doesn't make sense. Even if you say it's a historical landmark and you can't ever turn into anything else, it's insanely valuable. It's an immense property on one of the most expensive pieces of real estate in the world Just the land alone is probably worth $50 million if not more 18 million is like 26 acres and the place is a castle Have you ever seen a video when they go and do it and explain it's the most opulent place? I've been in there pull it up That's right. Yeah, well how crazy is it? It was awesome.

1:32:40How'd you fuck? Melania, did you fuck Melania? No, suck my eyes dick nice bro. That's a dream big male I think it's going to be a match of that's the real truth. I think it's going to prove it wrong. I think it's going to be a very to a trans lady. And then you're like, hey, we're going to offer president but we're going to look hard into you. And not to go on. I'm out there. Those dudes are hot. Those are going to tell us in Norton. He was on it on trans before anyone. He was. He was. He was. He's also the most honest about everything. But you never get mad at him for anything. Everybody loves him no matter what.

1:33:16Which is a good example. example, like what people really care about. He was on Berkscrews in Black Jeans and a Black T -shirt every night on the on the top deck in the sun. He can't not be north. That's always a ratty little man. That's always weird. Well, he's new to our city to the day. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a little weasel. That was, man. Belongs in Manhattan. He's a creature of that island. Yeah. He's a creature. He's a New York creature. If he wasn't well No, you'd be like, uh, he's so funny. He's on the top. He's so funny. He was so good on Kill Tony too. He said, uh, Norton looks like if he poured him in any receptacle, he would just fit into it.

1:33:59He was fun. Oh my god. Damn, I had something. I lost him. But what were we talking about? Was it a pun before Norton Southern trans it? Melania is your jack. Mar -a -Lago being worth a lot of money, then putting down two digits. Oh, the line is nude. Come on. Yeah, those are rad. The line is nude's are pretty great. They're great. I didn't know she was. Duncan sent me a picture of her. I'm like, who's this? He's like, it's your first lady. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah. Jackpot. Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing. We have a winner. Other countries do us. First lady. First lady. Of all. First lady. Who's number two?

1:34:35Jackie Kennedy. Yeah, like that. Oh, that tip or goal. We are real. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. I mean, bro. Nelly. The conversation's over. It's like Carmen Electra. Yeah, the conversation is hot. She's on a plane. She's on a private jet. She's got a shoes on the pillow. That private jet line. Yeah, take your shoes off. You're right. She can do it if she wants to. She's a dead animal. Yeah, look at those shoes on. Who cares? Now, is that an expensive hooker or what? Yeah. I mean, a billion dollars, bro. She's probably cost. Hi. Sometimes I get scared, bro. I just married a businessman. Come on, how's money and then he got super into the public eye?

1:35:11It looks like you just farted in the aisle at Target and she turned around Look at it. Oh my luck. She's a bond villain. I mean as much as people hate Trump now when you go back and look at him later on He's true looks at him when guys are on a podcast a hundred years from now talk about what a fuck Is it better than autopilot? GQ I don't think she's really flying when guys run a five -year -old 100 years from now, they're talking about Trump, he's gonna sound like a fake guy. He is gonna sound like a fake guy. He's gonna sound like a fake guy. If we had an old president who was like this, like a hundred years ago, bro, let's know crazy this motherfucker was.

1:35:49That's true. There's a couple, all of it. There's a wild ones. There's some wild ones, but not documented like this with photographs. Yes, photos and video. Andrew Jack, his timing. It's one of the first ones we can go back and check the exact thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can see pictures of this one. It's on a point. I heard him Jackson's wife was hot. And there's video of him talking like a comic. Like he should be said about electric tanks. They're going to make tanks. They're going to be electric. They're going to be good for the environment. And they're going to blow the fucking shit out of them.

1:36:21He said UFC fights. I mean, how many presidents are at like boxing medley? Wait a minute, what's this? Who's this? Is that Katie Perry? That's right. Don't worry about her. Don't look strong go for racing photo shoot. I love that word racing racing hilarious. Oh Nellie so he wins he went in history when you go back Fuck is that go back up. Oh, maybe I've got a mic situation Small mic that's a tiny mic. It's a tapeworm. Who the fuck is that? It's probably the artist I bet oh the foot that's the man. He's got to be a vampire. Yeah, he has to be a wow That guy's high up. He's like yeah, yeah, the photos.

1:36:59Yeah, whoa the nude ones. Oh, you got a fun. You're doing right. You're doing it. You're doing it forever. Jesus. Jesus. We got my vote. Why should so egg wins because she has to be as Baron wants. I love how I already feel. The angry like Baron. Yeah. Every baritone. If you can conquer the angry hot one. The angry hot one is the one you want. Yeah. You don't want the one that likes everybody. You're a smiley. Yeah, you're so mean. So hot. One is hard to win. Yeah. Yeah, the final boss in the fucking Mike Tyson punch out game. Hey Stormy Daniels was no no uh, so love Stormy Daniels is pretty good.

1:37:33I love your truck goes He called her horse face on Twitter as president as president Like how how petty. That's like 50 cent levels of petty. I love what he goes I wouldn't have sex. This is not my type. You're not my type. Oh I have to be quite honest. You're not my type either Wow, I would never be with you Yeah He just throwing her off. Well, there she's trying to throw him off I mean he's just getting at her like street. Right. He's like you know, I do negotiations. Yeah, well He's talking to you like he would talk to you on the apprentice. He's old stakes Did he really oh, yeah, yeah, it's a steak company.

1:38:09Trump the board game was a good game There was a trouble. I remember when I was a kid. It was good. Of course you guys got it Yeah, the goal is to get all the money Yeah, Trump the game will teach you more at the end the winner has all the money and I take from you What was the truck university deal? What was that all about? It was just a scary like you must have tried that. It was like any fucking online bullshit. What was it? What were they trying to do? Probably if you follow this online course, you'll be able to get the game. It was a good game. It made sense. That's the one. Trouble it, Opel.

1:38:40It was way before your princess. Yeah, it was before a princess in your face. Oh, it was like early 80s. Look at the money truck. It was always your fire, didn't it, wild? Yeah, he got it a coin or whatever. Copyrighted. Did it really your fire? Yeah. That's an amazing I'm back in your fire. It's like for a god. It was a copy right it's time. That's literally that's fucking Kenny powers. I'm in and you're out. Fuck you. Yeah. There was a Trump pop up store in Manhattan. Really? Complete everything Trump head to toe. The whole store. I mean, this was like three years ago. Home alone too. It was great.

1:39:13But it was all this member Bailey him with like Michael Jackson and with like all these like covers of everything. Three years ago. Three years ago. He's been a good time. So many wraps up had trump in them. Yeah, he was a man. He was a man. Is it flattering that he wanted you to do the R &C or what did he want? The bait. So he wanted me to have debate with Biden, me and him and Biden. That's fun. I would love to see you do it. I'm still fuck around. Hell there. Well, here's the thing. We were just talking about this because Stavos was on my podcast. Stop roast stop roast stop roast stop you baby Stop stop.

1:39:50Oh, how do you say it right stop roast right? But you say roast you say stop Oh, maybe maybe if you yeah, don't mean don't they say it like they Don't say stop roast. Yeah, you think so stamos Stop roast that's better right my senior right? Yeah, just a stop you baby Stop He's on the rock down We he was a fibrous go he's so fucking funny man. Yeah, he's got to do so fucking funny But we were talking about squirters and so we spent 20 minutes talking about squirters And like the very next day people were calling for me to host the Republican debates We showed the studies from the Japan Center for Erology where they filled the woman's study in it That makes sense Japan's the bottom of it Japan needs to figure out a fucking environment They have to fill all the way else we want We just got to fuck five ladies And they filled her bladder out Brough blue dye and he's fingering her and she's squirting.

1:40:47Oh, that's a hand and the blue dye is From the blotter. Yeah, indicative that it's coming out of the bladder. God. Oh, no. That's what squirting is. Oh, no This piss I thought it was lady juice. No, whose job is as a whole the can just fucking It's a wild orgy. They got cameras. They got scientists

1:41:13They beat him to actually have sex with them. Is that how girls piss though? No, remember we figured that out. Wait, yeah, it's sex with them. Trial. What did this? I mean, no, Jamie, he uses penis. No, no, they each, the two of the one that are doing it to themselves, and then they each had their own, sorry, the first ex -explanation we read did say that, but then we look further into it and it's all found there. Oh, we're so, they have the guy. He should have bought his pay for this. Hold on, guys. So they had the guy finger him, finger -lady. It was a Hold on hold on a support. It's not important.

1:41:45It is this guy You got a peanut Seeing you them and the husband's like that's cool, but don't use your dick. No, there was never a blue man group So the guy that sex was five. There was never that person. That's a fake person That they it was missed written and we read it wrong and we're now in all of that never happened So was that like a translation from Chinese to English? Maybe yet the way Japanese brothers two of them like In the other ones have their own like their own spouser

1:42:21So one guy fuck two ladies in this study there you go. There you go. Who's the guy? Yeah

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1:43:09video where Kid Rock shoots the gun the bullets back into his gun. Ooh, little reverses. It's easy for that to put all there. Yeah, reverse it and then me and me. Or he blows up a job. Make Kid Rock shock on a beer and make it. Yeah. Japanese Lee squared blue. That's what I'm talking about. Let's go. Yeah. Now it's making money. LeBad blue. Hey. Blue Knight. Give me one of them, Bud Light's young Shaffir. Shaffir, why have you only had one? I feel three already. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I see you with these fun ones. That was a whole juice is not Gaza that is not a hospital You gotta be accurate.

1:43:43There's what have we been there? You gotta be accurate. Is he Jewish throwable? There you go What the fuck is this should be this is how you get the mother ship? What the fuck is this actually twisted? Yeah nice who's the guy some guy with guns? Oh, he wraps with the beat. Yeah, I've seen these what he shoots with the bees So insane. That's what's pretty cool. The American thing I've ever seen. Honestly, let's concentrate on this. Enough of all this downer shit about the culture wars and all that shit, dude. Let's talk about how great America is, dude. That was just twist and a white dude shooting machine guns.

1:44:21Yeah. And like he's over and over and over and he's like, in Canada, there'd be a legal that put you in a cage for that. To talk to a black guy. Get the cages. Without giving him one of those guns. That was, that did rule. It does rule It's a Safety that's how he's supposed to know it's not good safe It's fun. It is fun. Yeah, but if you're in a place with a good backstop. They have a like grenade range tech nine He's aiming at the backstop. He's aiming at fun. He's vibing dude. Any round of boats Pick up another round. I'd love to see the accuracy of this a bunch of them Taking notes

1:45:05Like that within a five mile radius of this place look at the sword What a great sound this girl for no reason as a giant sword. We mean for no reason That's a perfect reason the fuck is wrong with you. You do all it. Can you do all you need to be? You know I want the Christmas. We need to be we got a holiday. There's a thing up guys. All the swords which one with guns Oh The gun drummer the gun drummer

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1:46:35I'll have a runner out And the runner out scream a leave of say we want it

1:46:45Did I have similar this sounds to the fucking Hamas people like I go out and see these people they're saying this and this It's all the same shit on every side big noses

1:46:59Yeah, man, that's your gray reason What's up, Jamie? What's the last stop? You said Yemen. Yemen. In the video? Oh, Yemen. Thank you, Jim. Those subtle ones. Mark's neaks a minute. Is it hot in here? Oh, yeah. It's just Jamie. It's 75 degrees in here. It's all that blue piss talk. What do you mean it's not 75 degrees? On his meteorologist's words. He says it's 75. He says it's 75. Dude, now the clock is not making me bully you and he's giving me money. Are you guys legitimately hot? All control belts. Weather go down You magic thanks for telling me guys weather go down please. I'll handle it But if you could Yeah, yeah Do it If you like make a hurricane his specific spot.

1:47:54Oh, we've had for bad Here's a question nice Would a hurricane has to happen well? It's going to keep it away. You can't you could steer England. They never got England's nice. Where would you send it to? Yeah, Potter world. Well, they were a new orals. People started getting suspicious. England powered the ice. England hurricanes only hit power grids of foreign companies. Yeah, it's like weird. Look, the fuck is going on. It's been a machinery. You know, if they just start targeting tornadoes and shit, that's actually a fucked up question. You don't ask, you know, where if you had to pick one place to get hit with like a tornado, you have to, you have to be like certain.

1:48:33I got patience. It has to be over a half a million people. Syracuse. Where do you throw it? Syracuse. Oh my God. New York for sure, Miami. Now, dude, my beloved Buffalo Bills. I'm gonna be like the bill. I'll say Syracuse. Not Bill's my favorite. I love where she's switched up after yesterday. No, he hit you out of kit. Still got it. Still feel it. I think you take Connecticut out. That's a tough fight. Can I just keep hitting my every? Take hard for it out. Nobody notices. You just say it. You're saying hit Tennessee. No, just this happened. Wild. Oh, that's right. I told this weekend. A tornado hit something right?

1:49:03What did it hit? I don't know it probably a electrical part Okay, I want you to imagine if someone can control the weather. Yeah, that's what I would do If I was an evil dictator somewhere and I control the weather I would attack power grids I would you want to know how you want to know? I know Jews don't control the weather I don't think Germany gets any natural disasters and if I were then I would give I give a little payback It's a here's some fucking hail an Israel's too hot in the summer. Yeah, is it hail? Yeah, I'm a little hail That's the joke maybe What is this Jamie this video just came out today I had Car driving through the tornado Shit man, he's like I got a psycho.

1:49:46What the fuck were you just go? I like his windshield We do you dumb it is where's he going? He's gonna run it speed Yes, the best new red

1:50:05I'm on team that guy. Yeah, you gotta go any direct Don't be a pussy. I'm tornado Pull over You want to drive over shit pull over now it's a card again. You want a card that can fucking go over bumps. You every day There's one it's gonna be tough to find I got big into storm chasing videos. I'm big tornado fan. Okay There's a video this dude who brings his dad with him to a storm chase So his dad doesn't know what is serious it is so all this like the storm chaser and his friend Jump in the car and they're like oh fuck it's turning we got to go the dad gets in the back. He's still like What? He's like, he's like, he hops in the car smiling and then he realizes everyone else is panicking and he's like, it's great.

1:50:57And then they get hit by like a fucking tractor. They live, they live, but like they got caught. Tornado's in what? Well, they had a regular car within a tornado. I'm sure they had. I don't think it was that weighted. I think it was regular. Have you ever seen those that are covered in an iron. Oh wow. Yeah. The tornado car? Yeah, yeah, they have a vehicle that's got like you play it's all around it. Yeah, it's got to be heavy He's just scooped up just it's from hitting you mostly. Yeah, yeah, big big chunks Hey, bales those giant cows and hills just fly by a flying cow Jesus you get hit by a house.

1:51:33Yeah, I Jamie. I don't know how to Find yeah, my favorite dad Storm Jason my all -time favorite tornado video is this dude is driving at night and it's a lightning storm Oh, you see every time the lightning lights up you see this tornado and it's as big as a town. Yeah It's in the distance And you can only tell where it is

1:52:00Have you seen that video oh Jimmy find that video about F -Fox She can do this here watch this video. This is nuts. So this guy's driving Look at that every time it like look at this size What's a big one that's fucking stranger things brow? That's that's a demon that's literally if you lived 5 ,000 10 ,000 years ago you would think a demon has come down to earth 300 years ago yeah, yeah, yeah, I was thinking about that the other day You see your boy gets struck by lightning back then you're like what? He was gay Thorga is gay Thorga God or like you were walking with him and you were like I hate this motherfucker Is it lightning?

1:52:41A couple guys Oh my God Okay, it's my lightning No I was God, this whole time Couple guys got hit by lightning and survived like three times dude. It's one guy got hit seven Yeah, he's the world right now What the fuck are you talking about? He's talking about all this fuck. I don't know it might have What do you think was wrong with that dude? Yeah, I can't be closer. Maybe out of him who is a good you a lot played Oh, I think he was treated. No, no, no, I think this guy's documented treat a friend sanity unlike the Well, you know the Guy got hit by lightning I like the By lightning and a cure to his blindness.

1:53:30Oh wow fun fact The game next revision you can see your dick through your pants Now I cook it now it's a holiday speed now we got the holidays I Which is favorite Christmas song. Oh jeez. That's a tough one. This is I mean, I like joy to the world by Nat King Cole. I like the Beatles one is pretty good the Beatles. Well, it's just Paul oh Simply heavy that's that's my that's my number two. That's a solid Mine is a mind James Brown. What is that? Fuck. I forgot the name. James Ramsey Christmas, so? It's so good. You had to have one back then. Next Christmas, something next Christmas. Bro, why isn't Trump drive off and it's golf course to a man's world?

1:54:20Oh, it's so good. I mean, we don't know. Oh, number 47 on his card. A lot of them. He's the better option. No, I know. Let's make Christmas something this year. Are we fucked or is it awesome? That's it. It's awesome for comedy. It's great. Yeah, it's the greatest for common what what it all works if Trump wins. Oh for comedy it would be great The great and he's political comic should love it Everybody on both sides boy. I need I need him to win. You need him to win buddy You're gonna host us to know you will you will you say not to have you on what you were talking about day one of the Best last night we're talking about the daily wires lady ballers movie.

1:55:00Yeah, we're talking about that And there's an article that on the daily wire saying that us talking about it inspired the making of it Because I said you couldn't do it anywhere today like make a real comedy You would have to do it on a streaming platform like a right wing platform like daily wire could do it Yeah, so they fucking did it so they went out and did some movie on Trans athletes competing in it's called Lady Bowers. I haven't seen it. Have you guys seen it? They're the major one of it. Yeah, it's it seems a little It's just a big fuck you and the other side where they could have just gone for a really funny comment.

1:55:34We were watching the green with the stand a little bit, but like two minutes of it here there. Well, we were talking about that. But at least they went for it. Yes. So this is the thing. It's Tyler. Yeah. So if they're willing to do that, and maybe they missed the morning. It's not like bending down. That's just normal. Right in the comedy's hard. That's the thing. Also, female basketball players would rock these honkies. Yeah, right now you got some dudes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, practice players are me. I'm a basketball team. Yeah, I will tell you. I will do surprisingly. Okay. Oh, well, a bunch of young boys.

1:56:11No, we all figured it out. I would have been six, man. You can't commit fully to it. I would have been six, man. They agreed. Are you not a bad athlete? Yeah, but I'm not great or anything. Yeah, but I would have been six, man. Oh, really? Yeah. You said you're tall. What have easily? Yeah. Well, when we started doing jujitsu together, I'm like, are we not a bad athlete? You pick things up. Survival instinct? Yeah, but it's also like you pick things up. Especially jujitsu. Jujitsu. I went out of the jukelaw. Yeah, that's right. He was like, it's very clear. It's not J -I -U. Yeah. It's the jukelaw.

1:56:48What about the Krav Maga? Is that decent? Sure. Yeah, it depends on who's teaching it. But it's a combination of all the best techniques from Hallmark's lots. What if a woman's teaching it? Sure If she's good if she's Valentinus of Chanko. It's like what are you teaching? You're teaching Moitai, you're teaching Jiu Jitsu, you're teaching some self -defense stuff You know a lot of the self -defense stuff like you really just have to understand physical movement like specifics Like they might not come up and you're not drilling them enough like someone does does this and then you do that most of the time You're not gonna remember that is it just hitting non -stop I'm not a cop.

1:57:21Hitting something's not a cop, I'm just keep throwing. Fuck a Thor hamburger. Do anything, just don't stop. Chromigol, you mean? Well, I mean, for survival, they would most certainly tell you grab everything around you and hit something with it. I think everybody would say that. They grab everything. Baaah! I mean, you would say if you're trying to fight for your life, why wouldn't you pick up that chimpanzee skull and bash somebody out of course? Like, just don't stop hitting. Yeah, why would you just use your fit? Your hands are, especially if you understand, like, your hands are so brittle.

1:57:48Punching people with your hands is so easy to break your hands. Your hands break so easy, especially if you're not used to punching people's hard heads and you hit them on the forehead, your hands are going to shatter. And then you have no hand. Now you have to fight for your life with one hand and one swollen hand that hurts every time you move it. Yeah, but don't you think it in the adrenaline? You don't notice that, hand? You'll notice it. You'll notice it. You'll get tired. And especially if it lasts for more than 15 or 20 seconds, then you're fucked. Because then you don't know how to sustain yourself in violent encounters.

1:58:17You don't know how to maintain your heart rate. You don't know how to state calm when chaos is right right right. You fucking full on panic if you're not used to adversity like that. If you're used to it, like you could just ride the wave out where someone spazes out and then eventually they're gonna be exhausted. Yeah, most most people if you're fighting them, like they have a good 30 seconds in them and then they fall apart and then you could just beat them to death. Most people most people, like they're gonna go nuts. But today if You doing that man? There's a real good chance. I got 20, 30 % chance.

1:58:50You're going to run to someone who could fight. Exactly. So many guys trained today. That's kind of nice though. You were going to start shit because they're like, this guy might know something. I think they still do. I think they're so fucking stupid. And it's all the people who don't know how to fight that are starting shit. Yeah. But there's a lot of people. Yeah, take time to get knocked out by the bouncer. Pull it up. I haven't. He was like, just talk shit. And then the bouncer just goes, you know what? I just punch this guy. Whoa. Lazy about did you see that rappers security guard who fucks up this fan for no reason Yeah, the fan comes over a young kid and they kale him and he bounces his head off the concrete.

1:59:23It's horrible Why don't you just ran up to the rapper because you wanted he's a fan boy. Did you wait? Did you see Bert attack that fucking guy in the Netflix golf thing? What? Some protesters are starting running on dude Bert Christchurch and he runs by Burke to get to the she runs by Bert I don't know if it's a he or she I don't know to get to like some pro golfer and burst is right there because

1:59:48Something's up here I tell it. It's crazy

1:59:54He said like they all started making fun of him because he was talent. He needed to be helping but yeah Suspita supporters. Yeah, we're pulled off the Netflix cup After sharing an urgent message for Greg Maffee F1 needs to pump the brakes on its connection to the deadly idiot I don't know what says I did okay, so birdcrysher so the girl runs It was live it happens so fast there was a video you couldn't tell what's happening and you no one could tell his bird Have comedian birdcrysher played the hero role during the Netflix cop He's the best That seems like she had both of her hands on the sign so it doesn't seem like she was running forward It looks like she's standing there.

2:00:32She was running forward past him. I'm trying to find that's it This is a petal. Oh my god. He took her down. He took her down lightly. Oh Shit Wow Comedium bird crook when did this happen like in the last month or so? Sanctino is even no I don't really miss this not what they show up here's a video This is what so security guard already getting somebody. He grabbed the guy assume bird is drunk at this point. Oh, he's always hosting I don't know he's been drinking so he ran out there. Yeah I didn't take it out. She just went to her knees. I was gonna make it a sketch They're literally had just started the event their hotel They're calling the people out right like in for the first tea they just said their names God all that does is make people hate pita all these rich whites right move on There's not one person who sees that and goes I'm not eating anymore cheeseburg.

2:01:20Yeah How about a joint -atternimate and win at the big this is for pita that wouldn't even right That would help because he'd look like a hero maybe No, but it's like now you did it But the people for the ethical treatment of animals is based on the animal liberation organization initially and they don't think that anyone should have pets Talking animals. Yeah, Peter Processing and bird christian tackled that lady. Oh, that was nice Golf thing. Yeah, the people that were at least at the top levels of Peter they want animal liberation Meaning they don't want anyone to have pets. Yeah, not only did they not think you should be like owner trevers out Imagine my sweet boy Marshall Imagine my sweet boy Marshall fed in for himself Trying to kill a wild turkey The dude he had a pound and a half Or two pounds of gravel the other day How to take a little off the hill Wait, dogs and spec - They can't take care of himself?

2:02:12Yes, they did a little bit We have chickens and someone poured the chicken feet on the gravel And they'll let the dog out of the cow Oh, this is delicious So he starts eating the gravel He's got a lot of chicken feet though He had two pounds of gravel And they just throw an up gravel in my house. I take him to the hospital and thank you people take care of him He's good to go if you ball today He's been fine for like over two weeks now But I was scary because I thought he was gonna have to get surgery He had gravel and his stomach and his intestines and it was in his colon and it you know He had eventually shit it out But it took a few days before it even started coming out.

2:02:44So they were nervous. Yeah, so they had to keep him overnight for observation It was rough. Yeah, you can play so that's my point These p to people are out of their fucking minds Marshall can't live in the woods Bandit a blowfish an equinoid or a residual hospital later night. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's crazy Yeah, it was like APM like every every fucking vet is closed We're like we got to go to next town over I'm like to have a guy to go did you get but obviously saline shots? Oh, because every other one is a witch doctor for real Yeah, yeah, I do like hey, I know what to do and then you get to know That's like I tell you that's fucking not these people crazy

2:03:28Is awesome now you're about to bond beer. I love that dog better rolls bandit is a good dog such a fun A bit of a cow It is a cow with power with fireworks Well, and here you you guys are gay for treating a dog that way They have like they put the dog in the back. I go to or he's for the fourth of July The water picture. Thank you. I gotta have some hydration. Jimmy fire that video up for Just your background stuff. Thank you. How bad does it get? What are you talking about? It's gonna be gorg some kind. What is this? Oh boy? I don't want to see kids I know to do kids fine. Oh my god Kids fine.

2:04:13I don't want to see a car Kids find kids are doing a cool. Oh, no, see belt did you wear your safety? The way that lady hit her head Where you say buckle? Well, that's the problem Use this in the podcast right now. I know this is a protective monster. Oh, man. I love these guys. They just say whatever He held it for a minute. It's like it is fucked up with the dude. Do you even bother trying to minutes is right leg? His right hand he never even bother trying to use That's one. Wow, that was bad. That was a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. Ooh, you know what? I got a good one. I don't know if it's great for podcasting, but people versus waves.

2:04:51Were there all looking at it? Yeah, just watch dudes get wrecked by waves. It's very fun. Like drunk guys on the beach. Just get leveled. I like where they're like, wow, look at that wave. That's crazy. And they don't think it's coming this way. Dude, look at how the Atlanta is too later. Were there all like, wow. How far away that is. Yeah, it's great. And then like, hey guys. Watch out. They come with it. I think caught an undertone. Fuck that kid! No, this is... These are all so far. Let me see his real minor, bro. I'll look out for that. I'll expect a wave compilation. Here we go. These are great.

2:05:21Wow, I could try to jump it. He did it. Stard up. The rest of these pussy's fucking felt like limbs. There's one. There's one video out there where there's a drunk guy that keeps getting swept out. It's very fun. Keeping it swept out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Is that fun? Yeah, you're gonna like you're gonna love America fuck yeah

2:05:48We are gonna save you guys don't worry we got you we need your money. We know the banks. They're like yeah America's coming Yes, this is it. This is wonderful. Good man. This is wonderful Also, I've been there those couples. No, no, no where you're just in one

2:06:08Just keeps getting one foot of water in the water. It's like quit fucking taunting the ocean

2:06:16He gave in to this fucking idiot at her eyes. We're up in the air. He was giving in to the I wanted that to open some air man Get him y 'all He's gonna drown Friends like he actually died That guy's he might die now if he goes under right now and goes unconscious you never find him That's the thing about waves. It's a run related. It was all the ocean. He talked trash to Neptune. Oh, we lost him. Oh, here he is. Get him going. Get him going. Yeah, start running. Get him going. He's in legit danger. Now they're all fucked. Oh my god. Sweat. Now they're all fucked. Sweet the leg. The ocean saved us.

2:06:56The ocean kind of saved us. Oh wow. You're a hands in. Back then we were doing the get the fuck up. He's drunk. He's never getting in there. He is drunk. That's a good point. It's hard to stand up. This is how people die It's holding this camera It's me He lost his pants Of course he lost his pants Dude get away He's going He's going The dude lost his pants That is hilarious Good time Oh He thought he was wrong I Hands on his dick you're immortal This is the never ending story. This is so easily solvable Try to put his shorts on oh my guys gonna put the shorts on get it though Think how exhausting that was Oh my god, it stayed cool and composed the whole time that is funny I'm not sure if you're gonna get it.

2:08:00Good for him. Well, anyway, I thought that would have been a good one. It's the holiday spirit. It's the smart one. Didn't somebody die in the wave pool recently? Drink that, pussy. But it's not pure as waffles. It's not pure a while. You've been just been holding that. Wow, watch with the video. No, you're still doing it. Drink it, dude. Jamie, drink it. I'm gonna let George Santor, so. Drink it. Come here, Keith. I don't, I don't have any keys. Hold on, America, fuck yeah.

2:08:28yeah yes NFL

2:08:40oh man dude you're up you're up rabbit give me one chip here holy shit that's cold up for a shuffee here. Oh god. I just want to do it. OK? You go first. I'll go a second. What are you going to do the old school way? I'm not going to do it. No, no. The thing that he sent the group text that it's obviously he's going to blow up the fucking. For sure not. He's going to go like this when he shout out all the way worried about blowing it out. Check out what he did on his girlfriend. You can show that. But let's go. I won't do it. No way. You're not going to do it. I know it's a second. I won't do it.

2:09:10Man. I won't. I just come with a bunch of this. I know. I know. I want I don't know what you guys are so shocked the body. It's gonna be funny. I'll punch you, but I will be funny. It is gonna be funny There you go Hit the song jimmo fucking

2:09:29Oh, hold on give me one give me one and you go face the It's sad we have to pick up the Patriotus on this country. I'm not going to do it Wow you put that down quick. Holy shit. No, no, no, no, you broke. That was impressive. That's up here. Have you ever seen Luke Holmes? No. Luke Holmes shot Cutterbeer? It's a thing of beauty. It's like a work of art. Really? He does it and it's a defy's time. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Did he do it on the show? Yeah. We have a race. Oh really? Yeah, he beat me. He could have shot gun three beers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I got really blue cards can shock gonna be like a world champion.

2:10:12What am I doing wrong? Big guy too, but watch who does it? I mean it's got a big hole. Oh Fish in the same pond who's the twink that's Brian six here Twinkie son of a bitch Turns out Ed Sheeran might be the man. Yeah, man be the man. I'm gonna lace up a shoes I'm gonna go. Okay, watch out quick, Luke Holmes does it. Three, two, one.

2:10:44Wow. There's some weight. Half the game. I agree, James. Wait. Oh, wait, James. Wait for the can. Wait for the can. There was something in there. God damn it. Look, I'm not gonna challenge this. There's a lot of dreams. There's a lot of dreams. There's a lot of dreams. And in this dude, he's gonna do it out of show. Cheers. This is so American. Do they've shotgun beers in Germany?

2:11:19the game. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to I'm not sure if you're going to I'm not sure if you're going to I'm going to get a little bit of a hole. Jamie, get on camera for this one, brother. Jamie, got on camera. I would like a larger hole. I would like a larger hole. Like a reed. I'd like my wife to have a smaller one. If I had a... Don't say stuff like that. Oh, tooth is the arrow, lady. I'd sell four blade. Get in there. I'm giving me a big hole. If you get it, it's depending upon the size of the hole, the size of the body cavity.

2:12:01You're going to do it with you, Jamie. Now I got to do another one. Jamie's so good at it That's a leaper no no He Jamie gets after it. I don't know that you're an animal JMO Jamie got that we went to Morgan, Mollins concert Jamie almost sucked Morgan, Mollins dick in front everybody Why everybody don't you I get suck you right now? I saw you hit on Morgan organ wallet

2:12:45I'm not a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy.

2:12:57I'm a bad guy. Mission you should watch second half people come out people leave just wait to the back wait to see no seat steak and I got a fight I got a fight with lady true story me and Adam Egan Wow, yeah over what? There was a drunk lady two seats away from us that wouldn't shut the fuck up the whole time. Oh, no This was actually very funny. So there was me. It was an autistic woman. She was great. I don't know if she was autistic She yeah She was autistic. She was heavily autistic. I'm not gonna lie. She was autistic. She was like, and then it was this drunk couple and it was a horse of a woman.

2:13:33I'm talking a big mic. I'm talking a full big mic and she was the appent. She was going, they are like, there's plenty of that most chubby. Hey, she wouldn't shut the fuck up. The autistic lady next to me is like, this woman is so fucking annoying and I was like, yeah, she's pretty bad and she was like, I'm gonna take the fucking elbow rest back And I was like do it. I support you the elbow this artistically fucking shove your elbow off the armrest Whoa started a battle. Oh, that was a fucking little guys a strip now. We've got a fucking battle. Oh, no right now The drunk lady won't shut the fuck up.

2:14:07Oh, no shut the fuck up. Oh, you get is on my right and he's like I'm gonna say something I was like yeah dude say Well I was like we did with the whole that's the right kind of home talking about I was like, for real, say something. Adam E. goes like this. And the middle of this thing he goes, he was like, I'm gonna say something. I was like, yeah, that's fine, you're allowed to just be like, hey, be quiet. Right. Adam goes, hey, you drunk giant bitch. Oh my God. No. Oh no. That's so variegated. No, no. He's gotta get his kick somewhere. So then, I'm like, I'm like, hey, I'll take care of this.

2:14:45Like, hey, you're ruining the whole second half of this show. Like, I didn't, I was being nice. I was like hey, I know we're having fun, but you can't choose a woman. Yeah, I was like hey Just yourself motherfucker. I was like you guys just stop talking. She's like why are you talking right now then? Because she was talking about she got you I'll give her the am pink pong She got you I'll be honest with you guys right now

2:15:20Now let me speak. Can I speak?

2:15:26I can't shoot a chain. Oh my god. I gave it. I said, all right.

2:15:34So that's both be quiet starting now. Quiet. I tried the quiet game with her because why are you talking to me? One last word in. So did you say that? I know you are. Yeah. I was like, let's both be quiet. I'll be quiet. You be quiet. a couple minutes later I started talking to you get she goes she was waiting she was waiting I started waiting so now I'm in you're going to join the show no the show the second half of the show is destroyed yeah first half of the show I was crying laughing second half of the show I was I'm going to fight her husband right now yeah yeah where's he in all this I know You don't really shud just going I don't see you being coward.

2:16:16He was being coward. Oh my god. He should be in that situation He's gotten involved too many times when they're like man lady my girlfriend my wife shut up No, that's a beaten man It's a man you just take it act like you don't see it. He's got to take it He's got to take it no way you gotta go yo if if it was my girlfriend or wife at the time right We're done You know, of course he's already been beaten so as a beaten man what should you do of course? Something about her that was very She was like six fucking eight She fell on me she fell on me during Before the intermission she got up to piss obviously she was hammered and she fell on me and Sorry, I was like

2:17:06I feel a little I said, ooh, ooh. Something about a horse you can't ride. I feel like a dear, more to love. Big dog. Yeah. But I can't, I use a can't go. I can't go for the big dogs, because then it's just two big dogs going at it. It's a lot of flesh. It's not super athlete making. We would've made a seven foot, we'd thought it'd get like a giant fun. We would've made a left tackle. No, it's more like a Mad Max. Yeah, it would've been a complete competitor. Perfect. You know what's not gonna make them? That's what the Vikings did. You guys want to shot gonna be with us. That's how they did it.

2:17:37I've done it before I'll do it again Yeah, that's how I'm gonna Okay, please no more keys So what's that? I need a broad the flat keys I feel like the right way to do it is a broad head because you can get like a nice square hole It's exactly right with a I'm gonna next time we do this show. I'm gonna bring about arrow is that knife Jamie Don't throw it. I have a knife JMo Jamie do the next time a knife next time we do it. I want to actually bring an arrow. Oh, that's cool I'll be fun shove it in The size what's that? What the size hole bigger? Let me see a little bigger Can I use the eagle? Yeah, that's a solid I like the eagle I like you struggle Yeah, I think you have an a bit of a comp Mine comp yeah Yeah, conflict alright.

2:18:31We're doing it old school boys more calm. We're doing it Luke home style. Yeah, okay For Luke Marcus, no I'm waiting I'm just there you go a complex here we go on the counter 22 Guys it's Christmas. It's Christmas

2:19:10I'm not going to go this way, but that's what I'm saying is the the Eagles way back. Yeah, but look, the Eagles good. That's empty. The Eagles pure. This is got to touch in here. The Eagles football team is still good. It's pretty, this is pretty empty too, but look at that. Don't. Shane, look what I have to do. That's Jalen Hertz. Jalen Hertz is going to be good. I had to like, swish it around to get the last out. What I'm saying is just like, the Eagles, the only way to go. The Eagles does make it a lot easier. They're efficient. Yeah, the Eagles the only way. It's just not as cool, but it does work better now.

2:19:46It's right here. It's so cooler. It's not cooler. It's not cooler. It's not cooler than taking a knife to a can. No way. This is like a capitalism. This is fucking the Indian man is not comfortable with the Indians waste no part of the buffalo This is fucking this is wasting what the shotguns are waste watch watch stone by the way he was a lot Yeah, I don't even think he takes a sip He just pours it on his chin here. Yeah, down syndrome guy stone cold Whatever that's a good one that's a good way that we still part of the buffalo thing. That's that's not real Yeah, that's not real these are driving up dude.

2:20:29Oh my god. Is that glass? Don't move

2:20:35Oh my god

2:20:40Don't do it don't don't do it in the pool The fact they see it about to happen And like, oh fuck, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And it's crazy that he decides to do it in the pool. That's a shard is right on this second step. No, no, no, no, no. To the floor. That is a fort. That's a Florida family. You can tell it's an indoor pool. That's the outdoor indoor. It's older parents. Listen, that is literally what separates us from the rest of the world that we can have people like that. How yet? That's the guy in Stone Cold. Not just that, but all of it. The fucking, all of the fucking, even us watching that, the madness of it all, us cheering it on.

2:21:26They get rid of them in China. Oh yeah. You got it. You're free to be a moron. That's also the best. Yes. Filming that, being like, I mean, that's literally, I don't know. I don't want to get too philosophical. That's God, dude. That's just joy. That's beauty. Right, he's having fun right there. Everybody's having fun. Even though he fucked up everybody's going right we got a pool that's still hilarious He definitely fucked up. He definitely should have but though I hope he's not Get it it's it's definitely Florida look at that cage around the pool

2:22:02That's for real like he's like it's better. It's genuinely joy bro. They have to keep like dude It's the best I get the enthusiasm. Stone Cold does it with cam Who gives a fuck? That's more that's more stone cold than actual stone cold 100 % that's a real Real that's a real rabbit. It's no medical team waiting for him backstage I

2:22:28Everyone's gonna go oh my god Damn it he fucked it up bro Florida is wild the beast Florida is it's the craziest place. It's awesome. It's crazy than Texas. It's next level crazy. Yeah, when Texas falls I will have to move to Florida. Some modes live in central Florida, which like not even big city It's all weird farmers and movements slowly. Yeah Like in between Orlando Orlando in between. Yeah, the move is to live in the Everglades if you can That's the move. Those are what people chose to sit on a stupid move. That's the move. Shoot and panthers. If you, if you have to move to, if there's a way to live as close to the Everglades as is legally possible, that's where you should live.

2:23:14You should live on top of the literal, literal serpents and dinosaurs that occupy the center of the dick of the country. I'm telling you, it's too cold and you can die outside. And there's no one there. You've managed the monsters. Least populated state. But if you want to have fun, if you really want to have fun, you got to be in mortal danger almost every day. New York's greatest in danger almost every day. This is what you do. When all goes south, you get a place that's surrounded by alligators and crocodiles. A little boop. Giant pythons. But those gators end up in your pool. And it's 114 degrees in the summer and you think you might run out of water in the night.

2:23:57Oh, it's the fire. No, have you guys watched this guy we've talked about this guy before which guy this is a guy that Kim Conan brought up that I couldn't find fishing fishing with Garrett He's so good dude Mm -hmm calls him swamp up. He's oh yeah, yeah, we did we had a python cowboy on the podcast We talked about like finding pythons in Florida No, he's got dogs now Dogs are trained It does it does that's you know You knew Python Cowboys nicknames? Who? What? Michelle Bo. I should've seen it, Kevin. Big Mike. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. There's something about Python.

2:24:45That's a great word. Python. Do you know there's a half a million of them estimated in the Everglades? That's what that guy does. Gary? Oh yeah. He goes around grabs pythons. They're all there. They're shitload of those dudes shitload those dudes Paul's that they're shooting iguanas iguanas are everywhere Amazing By the way they have a shoot on site order for Nile crocodile in the Everglades. Yeah, they're like dear There's too many apparently no no it's mostly alligators, but they've spotted African Nile crocodile the ones Zebra's The ones that eat people do they eat people they eat everything and they think there might be a breeding population They can Kill that it's amazing the same shit that having with pythons will happen with crocodiles if they get a breeding Start going and so what they are is like Marshall Marshall's an alligator a crocodile is my dog Frank.

2:25:47Do you remember Frank the pit bull? Frank that there was he was a psycho. Yeah, he was it was it was he was a dog a growl at me And I'd be like to chew if I can come out of here He's like he like had to run shit like he had a it was a weird thing. It was a good dog But he like he had to be the guy over well If you thought you were nervous he would corner you he just didn't trust people in the house He was a he was a crazy dog, but that's what a crocodile's like. Yeah, it's a totally different animal than an alligator There's a video of this tank filled with aligators and crocodiles and they start feeding the aligas and the crocodiles And the crocodiles just stomp on the Food They get to the food real quick Joe fired up It's a totally different thing when you watch them you go oh Oh, they evolved differently.

2:26:48They evolved with lions. They evolved with zebras and wildebeests and water buffaloes and shit. Now crocodiles are like five times the size of a... They get flushed. So watch this. This dude's feeding them. Wow. Bro. So the story is they put Moses' casket in that, a little basket with a baby in there. Okay, get out of here. Oh my god, he's gonna slap it on that. Get out of here, motherfucker. Let's get him some car mix. Oh my god, that's scary. All right, let's see what a shark is. Bro, those are all real live dinosaurs, real live ancient creatures that didn't need to evolve. They had a good mixture of survival, juice, and numbers.

2:27:34What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be a racist, sorry. I'll take it back. This is my favorite. This is this crock bites us other crocs leg off and the other one doesn't even flinch and they swallows it watch this Gold what the wow yeah, bro. That's what's in the fuck game ever blades Some of those motherfuckers are in the Everglades have spotted see if you can find that because I know I know I might have talked about this before But if those things get to a breeding population They just dominate the Everglades. It's not like an alligator where it's okay to walk across a golf course That thing will fuck you up.

2:28:12It will chase you If it's on real it'll chase you you ever hear a real real talk by our Kelly There's literally already a clip with 2 .8 million views to now crocodile's a part of Joe Rogan's I can't help myself that's not what type of just ever I'm fucking terrified of that if it's true You know, he's not scared of crocodiles, but don't google that Google whether or not We all know they were destroyed by pipe. Oh, well, that's just came. Bull those videos though. Yeah, no, no, no. No, no, no. Jack will know fight alligator. Jack is slapping the face. No, it works. Well, no, Jaguars eat them, but no, like a house cat versus an alligator.

2:28:52A house cat will still sit there and be like, yeah. Oh, you. You're pulling up. Don't lose them. That's all they know how to do. They don't know this dangerous. Like, go on to the best day, bark at them, but like, you're just sitting there. They come up to this store and just go, aww. One of my favorite things to me is so to do, ever joke the first like right one to me and so to met it was our favorite thing. This is a regular. It worked. It worked. It worked. Bitch ass little alligator. What? That's a big one. There's a big one. I was just fucking away. Look at this. That's so crazy. Look at that monster.

2:29:25That's a cute cat. Look at the face on that thing. Jesus Christ. Imagine that looking at you. Imagine your naked and your dick is like two feet away from that thing. How much fear would be going through your mind? They're both like, what do we do here? Imagine you're on the shore. I want that. I want you to picture this. You're on the shore and you're just banging your wife and you didn't realize that that thing was right there. You look over and you're like, holy shit. Oh, they should've got it not quick. They put a bunch of food on the, they set that up. They put a bunch of food on it. But the cat's not scared at all.

2:30:00No, why would I go for the cat? Whoa, cats. Look at that. Fuck you two there. Cats are too fast for that. They're very fast. You see, there's a thing you're helping at cucumbers. Hold on, hold on. That was a great deal. That was a great deal. Just put a cucumber on that. I think I'm nuts. There's a cat. Cats have like faster reflexes than snakes. So it's like. That was a great deal. When it comes close to it, the cat goes away and he's like, My favorite videos are, doesn't hurt. You know, my favorite videos of cats are, is Crow's influence in them to fight each other. Yeah, I've seen that. Crow's so smart, dude.

2:30:37Crow's a smart kid. Yeah. This smart, like a human kid, like a six -year -old. Yeah, it comes over. Yeah, it comes over. It's called your punk. Yeah, it comes over. It comes over, like, the T's. The T's run cat, and they fly over and tease the other cat. Yeah. And the cats are opposite rooftops. They start meowing each other. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. The crows are up in a wire. Look at these ideas. Yeah, it's pretty great and then they fucking leap over and fight each other and the crow is watching He falls on the entire time Another one this is different one. This is totally different look Rose like instigate cats man Really yeah, so these two cats are facing off of each other the crow's like fight pussy And they get close enough so that they annoy the cat Whoa But this is like my see look they watch look at this shit.

2:31:29This is amazing man. Crows are close like it Wow, it's like when people like watching people fight. Yeah, crows are enjoying this. This is like you and Kormie It really is look at this is hilarious Crows are so fucking smart man It fucks up this whole idea that the only way could be smart is if you have a big brain Crows fuck that up. Yeah, because they think this is my favorite video This crew comes over and he just subtly fucks with this cat and then he flies over to the other side And he flies back and forth and he keeps fucking with these cats He gets close enough to irritate them and he pecks at their ass isn't shit It's true looking it's behind him.

2:32:14He gets behind him. He fucks with him. Look at him He's the same two cats is it

2:32:23No, theyifiedає No

2:32:30Canoes stop All They're getting white

2:32:53They go downstairs. Two athletes in one episode. These cats are getting after it. Crosis smart. You've seen the video where he fills up the water to get the food. That's amazing. They drop the nuts on front of a car so they run over the crack open the nuts. We have to have those for four. I don't think we did this one. And cat fights are nuts because all cats will fight too.