#2081 - Tony Hinchcliffe - The Joe Rogan Experience: Summary & Transcript

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The Joe Rogan Experience: Episode #2081 - Tony Hinchcliffe

Episode Overview In this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, Joe Rogan converses with Tony Hinchcliffe, a stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and co-host of the podcast and live YouTube show "Kill Tony." They delve into various topics, ranging from personal anecdotes, experiences in the comedy industry, to broader societal and philosophical discussions.

Key Topics Discussed

Personal Anecdotes and Comedy Insights

Arena Shows and Comedy Fashion: Tony discusses performing at sold-out arena shows and his casual approach to fashion, joking about wearing pajamas and eccentric outfits.
Belt Buckles and Gifts from Fans: Tony shares stories about receiving custom belt buckles and jewelry from fans, highlighting the unique gifts that come with being a public figure.
Dog Ownership and Comedic Adventures: Joe and Tony discuss the challenges and joys of owning dogs, the emotional connections with pets, and humorous interactions with them.

Discussions on Lifestyle and Personal Habits

Fashion Choices and Personal Style: The conversation includes humorous insights into personal fashion choices and how they reflect individual personalities.
Weight Loss and Health: They touch upon the topic of weight loss, discussing the discipline it requires and sharing anecdotes about friends and public figures who have undergone significant transformations.

Wildlife and Nature

Animal Behavior: Joe and Tony explore fascinating animal behaviors, such as the noises foxes make and the unique characteristics of golden retrievers.
Hunting and Wildlife Management: They discuss the complexities of wildlife management, particularly focusing on wolves and the ethical considerations of reintroducing them into various habitats.

Social and Political Commentary

COVID-19 and Public Perception: The episode touches on the controversial topics of COVID-19, vaccinations, and public skepticism, highlighting the societal divisions they create.
Political Climate and Censorship: Joe and Tony discuss the political climate in the U.S., addressing issues like censorship, media manipulation, and the challenges of maintaining democratic principles.
Economic and Environmental Policies: The conversation includes critiques of government spending priorities, particularly in relation to funding foreign conflicts versus domestic issues.

Technology and AI

Artificial Intelligence and Creative Work: They explore the impact of AI on creative industries, including music production, and the potential of AI to mimic human creativity convincingly.
Social Media and Online Presence: The discussion also critiques the influence of social media, corporate trolling, and the ethical dilemmas of digital identities.

Cultural Commentary

Comedy and Cancel Culture: Joe and Tony delve into the challenges comedians face in a culture increasingly sensitive to offensive material and how "Kill Tony" stands out by embracing raw, unfiltered comedy.
Community Building through Comedy: The role of comedy in building community and the importance of spaces like the Comedy Mothership in Austin as hubs for comedians to hone their craft without fear of censorship.

Key Takeaways

Authenticity in Comedy: Both Joe and Tony emphasize the importance of authenticity and fearlessness in comedy, encouraging comedians to remain true to their voice.
Cultural Shifts and Adaptability: The episode reflects on how cultural shifts necessitate adaptability, both in personal lifestyles and public discourse.
Community and Support: Highlighting the support and camaraderie within the comedy community, they stress the significance of having a supportive environment for creative expression.

Conclusion The episode is a blend of humor, personal stories, and thoughtful discourse, offering insights into the world of comedy and beyond. It underscores the importance of comedic platforms like "Kill Tony" that challenge norms and foster community, while also addressing broader societal issues with Joe Rogan's trademark curiosity and openness.

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0:02The Joe Rogan experience Drowned by day Joe Rogan podcast my night all day We up we're up what up dog He's you ball and out of control to sold out arena shows for kill Tony New Year's Eve Let's fucking go and in town amazing he can do an arena show a 10 minute drive from your apartment. Yeah, dude you're balling out of control. Look at you son. We're pumped where I'm pajamas to work. I love it. This is a full Jordan sweatsuit. I thought it was pajamas. I was like Tony came in all casual with his PJs There's stuff that I want to wear to do stand -up in that I can't do stand -up in but during the day You do stand -up in that.

0:46Oh, I can't you 100 % good I've literally put it on and then like right before I leave I go In the black pants on a black hoodie one of my biggest mistakes ever is like I get high and then I get dressed Idea yeah, I'll be wearing fucking raincoats and shit. Yeah, I have a bunch of I've been dressing very eccentric during the days lately It's fun. It's fun. Yeah, why not? Why shouldn't you you're a baller now? Yeah, yeah, and then at nighttime I At the last second I get scared Sorta you still wear that crazy bell buckle. Oh, I wear the bell buckles everywhere I got more someone just sent me a golden pony made of gold that says golden pony and big letters.

1:31I've been My homie bones. I that makes all those leather joke books on kiltony Just showed me one that he's almost finished with which is the alien head of the mothership with the two kiltony guns crossover I mean a big one dude. You're gonna fucking love it So now people know that I like bell buckles so they're going out and fucking getting me custom Hey, bell buckles man boom Cody Garbrant gave me a gold chain that his Jewel made and on one side is one as my face and the other side is my dog's face. Oh, have you worn it yet? No, let me tell you something I told my wife she has to wear it I go she goes I'm gonna wear it with the dog's face.

2:15I go the fuck you are you wear it with my face out where everywhere you go But if you try that on when you're chillin at home one day and you're like just wearing shorts or something you throw that chain on You might never take it off. No, I'm afraid to ignite the Italian in me exactly. Yeah I'm afraid to start wearing gold chains and shit and pinky rings a hundred percent. That's I don't want to ignite that part of me. Yeah, I got it You know like when Mike Tyson was fat the one of the things that he said he did want to work out He goes I'm afraid to ignite my ego Because it did ignited his ego that it became Mike Tyson again like he goes I'm afraid to what it is What was his exact quote when he decided to fight again?

2:57He said something like the gods of war? Yeah, there it is Fuck oh my god Cody can wear shit like that because he's you know, he's a cool dude I'm an old dork I Can't be wearing that. Oh, that's a good. It's pretty cool. That's a good gateway. I like the Marshall one though. Oh, where that The dog's the best Golden retrievies are literally the greatest dogs of all time. They're so different than any other dog of it They're like people. They're so weird. Yeah, it's like they they just they're so tuned in like there's all these different things Then I say to that dog where he knows exactly what I'm talking about but it's not like sit give me your paw It's like hey man, you want to watch TV and he just goes running with me into the TV room Wow, and he hops up in the couch me and cuddles with me amazing He's just my friend Mike says they're all love sponges.

3:52It's who does it like a love sponge Yeah, I've been thinking about getting a dog, but everybody's told me not to until I'm done with the road. Yeah, don't Don't it's a real problem You feel bad You feel bad your dog is like getting dog sit or you know Your friend is over your house and they're probably not paying attention to the dog or walking the dog You know this dog's the happiest dog that I've ever had, but he's Also the dog that I put the most time with like we spent a lot of time together like I throw the ball for him every day When we lived in California we ran the hills all the time It's like we have a relationship.

4:33I take him to the studio He sits in the he always throws up in the car and last season my car and it's in the front seat if you're petting him He won't throw up Something about motion, you know some dogs they get in the car and that's why they like to stick their head out the window I think they don't like the motion too. They don't like to it just feels why why are we moving? Like they don't understand they're sitting and they're moving they're probably in their dog brain. It's like what is this? I got to see my old dog from LA that I haven't seen in like a two and a half years or something like that maybe three years A few weeks ago I did a show in San Diego and my ex came to the show big theater and They made it down to the green room and it was like one of those old soldier reunion videos.

5:26Oh It was unbelievable She never forgets It was great. Yeah, when a dog really loves you. Yeah, my my oldest daughter has a little Chihuahua whip it mix name Snoop and whenever I see Snoop he just runs towards me like full blast like literally knows I'm gonna pick him up So he kind of like almost launches himself to me. Yeah, he just runs up to me launches of self -toming I carry him he only wants to be carried like everywhere once you give you little kisses on your face And Karen you want you to carry amazing, and he's just so cool He likes to but he's a little annoying and then if you watch TV with him if you're not petting him he'll par your face Oh, yeah, he'll start doing this like hey, man.

6:09Don't do that stop doing that But you know he's like four like I can't really train him now. I hate dude. Don't don't fucking do that It's like that fucking pet me. It's like this thing We get this little Chihuahua on your lap. I'm like come on Don't do my face like that. Come on man. He's like them pet me And pet me and you just gotta keep your hand on him You can't just keep your hand on me. You have to move it. You can't you got a rub him Second you stop moving it. He paused your face. Oh keep rubbing me bitch. Wow What a life dogs have it made This dog does though. He's just a fucking little love bug It's funny because little little dogs are generally like they're a little weirded out by people sometimes Not this one the moment I met him.

6:55He just jumped he jumps to everybody everybody's like you're my friend Like everyone's my friend. He just has no worries about people not being his best friend. Yeah, just runs right up to him He's not scared of people some little dogs are like just weirded out by people Yeah, David Lucas's little puppies adorable. Oh, that's a little French bulldog. Yeah Ron had that one that got snatched up Yeah, I found some feathers in my yard the other day and I was worried one of the chickens got Got snatched but it's something else some some other bird we have foxes Yeah, what does come out at night they come out in the morning I've seen them in the morning.

7:38They're I've seen it night too driving But we've got a Security camera footage of them. It's pretty cool because the security camera is very high resolution So let's get get this video this cool looking little animal and they make a weird noise you ever hit a fox? Uh -uh. Oh god. It's so strange. It's sound like I Don't want to do it. Let me share good. I wouldn't I'll do it if I hear I want to hear it again because I forgot exactly how it sounds Like there's so many animal noises I have in my head We still laugh about the other night a few weeks ago We were all wasted for some reason doing wolf impressions and mitsis and you came and sat down We're like Joe show us your wolf impression and you did an actual wolf We were just howling like morons and you sounded like oh there was a wolf in the distance listen to this thing It's like a scream.

8:25It's me. That's it. Oh, that's frightening Yeah, but when you see him they're so cool looking Like I wouldn't be sad if you only ate like one of my chickens Don't eat all my chickens mother fucker because then I have to kill you Yeah, but you you can get one chicken one stupid sounds Yeah, that's what they sound like Fox sounds is the only fox channel. I don't watch right you anyway I have so many animal noise this episode is brought to you by net sweet until they invent crystal ball Who knows what the future holds for business until then over 40 ,000 businesses have future proof their business with net sweet By Oracle the number one cloud ERP bringing accounting Financial management inventory and HR into one platform with real time insights and forecasting You're able to peer into the future and seize new opportunities Download the CFO's guide to AI and machine learning for free at net sweet dot com slash rogan That's net sweet dot com slash rogan Herd a cat mimic a bird No I mean, I'll be honest it doesn't sound exactly like a bird, but this does not sound like a cat.

9:46Oh, wait a minute. That's it Oh, yeah, it does different animals. Oh Do you know that I had a bit about that really? Yeah, yeah, I had a bit about this cat that I used to have that was a Big old fluffy cat this like cute little cat until it saw something outside and then it became murderous and like they have this They do this thing when they want to bite so they It's they're so it's so weird that you're a beautiful little cat that was before The JRE so I didn't know the statistics about cat murder about or it wasn't before the podcast before an episode Brother we talked about how many fucking birds and mammals get murdered by cats every year Yeah, fucking billions dude in America billions of mammals and birds get murdered by cats Scary animal I had an angry one when I went to uh when I went to college my brother dead and I lived with my brother And there were two cats hops and misty and hops was cool as fuck jumped up on the seal like like Had just jumped all the time love jumping and misty was like this angry bitch that would just It's like you know you don't really get used to that there's something even as a human that's 30 50 times its size It's like yeah, you don't want to fight a cat right the cat was trying to fight think of a rat was trying to fight you You'd be freaked out.

11:13Yeah, just a little rat Yeah, dude everything can kill you Yeah, everything can kill you That's one of the more exciting things about hunting in like mountain lion territory Your hackles are always up the chances of them trying to kill you are very low The chances that killing you if they want to are very high Damn Very high if you get snatched up by a mountain lion you have almost no chance So for that you have like a pistol on your side though Yeah, you should keep a pistol if you're in mountain lion territory if you're in baritory you keep a large gun Not not most guys carry rifles, but they'll also carry like if they're bohunting they'll carry Probably a 45 or 10 millimeter a big gun a gun with a heavy round and still you're fucked They're so big you don't know how big a bear isn't do you see one in the in the flesh on the ground in front of you Yeah, this is one that's uh This is somewhere in Europe.

12:15I think that's a stag and this this bear is just fucking dragging this 300 pound stag around the way you would drag your luggage I mean, that's a big animal. It's bigger than 300 pound. I think that might even be an elk It's either a stag or an elk, but I mean, that's a that's a solid 500 pound animal Oh, and that bear is just fucking mall in it And it's not even a big bear. That's not a big one They're really really really scary ones of the Alaska ones the Alaska ones are insane My friend Steve Rinella told the story of the podcast as did my friend Remi Warren who was there as well where they got attacked by an enormous coastal brown bear it's like 11 feet It's enormous It had claimed the elk that they shot they shot an elk on a hunting trip Oh shit, and the way Alaska is this they were on this place called a fog neck island or a fog neck Insanely dense and so if you're gonna pack out if it's like a certain time at night Like say if you shoot the animal and it's like 5 p .m.

13:21And it gets dark at 8 p .m You you can't get it out in time It takes a full day and you can't manage your way through that brush in the dark. It's too dense You're going to mile it takes you hours hours and hours to go a mile Because it's just so dense you're just moving through everything and so they hung this this elk up And they went they took some of the meat back with them and then they went back in the morning to pack it out It's cool so you don't have to worry about the meat going bad They didn't realize when they got there that a bear had already found it And the bear claimed it and so they said let's sit down eat lunch Before we pack out so a few up before we pack out because the long pack so they did at that point They didn't know that there was no idea So these guys are all planning to carry like a hundred pounds each on their backs And they're gonna go miles and miles through this dense shit that's gonna take forever So they're like let's eat so they they're sitting there eating and someone hear something and they turn And they see a fucking monster of a bear running straight at them Oh no In the camp and the bear probably didn't realize there were so many of them And that's maybe the only thing that saved them Because they kind of scattered and one guy this dude they called dirt myth He was actually riding the bears back at one point for like 10 yards on top of the bears back And then fell off and the bear ran off and the so the bear was in the woods Like watching them making noises like woof and then like Making these noises and now they got their rifles out but no one had a rifle out no one had anything out they were all just eating sandwiches Wow my friend ramy said he had his gun in his bag like you fucking So let's say you had a gun on your side like Jesus Christ What do you do because that thing ran past them right what if you shot it and it turned around around back Like the noise scare them at all maybe right maybe Maybe it depends on where you are Some of them have never seen a person before what if you had one of those air horns that's like No now no the bear spray doesn't even work all the time It's just an embarrassing way to die just where are I And then it's just fucking Terry apart.

15:39Yeah bear spray doesn't even work all the time Does that spray that to use my friend John he runs a hunting camp in Alberta Um the the rivets John and Jen they're awesome people and John had an encounter with a grizzly and he sprayed it and he said the bear didn't even react He said he just kind of walked right through the spray I was like oh fuck Imagine if that's all you have is this spray and you're counting on this saving you from the bear and he just fucking It's like you've ever seen those videos where dudes get tased and they just fucking take it. Oh, yeah The cops are tased and the guy you know get down get down He's like Like just dudes PCP'd up or something and you fucking pulls those cords out of them like now what right now what now your cords Yeah ground But I've only seen one grizzly bear in the wild in my life They look at you so different they look at you so different we're talking about this on bottom of the barrel the other day Because like a black bear is a different animal black bears look at you like who are you you can eat me?

16:42Are gonna eat you like what's going on like black bears like grizzly bears look you like this like how fast can you run? Oh god There's a yeah, there's a darkness in their eyes dude That's just it's that's a predator with no that's the apex They're not scared of nobody other than bigger bears right. It's all they're scared of the one I saw man He won't even that big Like a six foot bear like a younger bear Maybe seven foot maybe not not that big the big ones when you get like 10 11 feet Oh my god, dude, they're just massive killing machines and they're so durable That's the thing about them. It's so crazy when you watch them fight They beat the fuck out of each other and they don't even see you have marks on them They're biting the shit out of each other's necks Although there is one that I saw recently where it looked like the bear got the other bear in the guts And he just made a giant gash in his stomach and they were going to war like on the side of this Well, this one person's filming them in the woods Huh, so if that thing's coming after you man you you're frame like we're talking about a cat You know, that's what that is.

17:56That's like the same kind of thing. It's a wild animal just much bigger Like your brain is not even going to correctly compute how much stronger they are than you Yeah, it's an impossible number That's crazy and if you've ever seen them run they can run faster than people can run Yeah, so these two dudes These two dudes going at each other Like if that if that's coming after you man these are a thousand pounds They're just biting the shit out of each other They're trying to tell the other one get the fuck out of here This is all my food. These are all my ladies get out of here Bro imagine you're in the woods you stumble upon that That one's pretty dominant there on the right.

18:51Yeah, that's a bigger bigger bear The the young one is uh, yeah, these bears don't know Jiu Jitsu. There's no better than the bottom position Some of them do it. No, there's no benefit in bottom position in bear fighting right no They don't have submissions, but they do like have some little hip moves The hip escapes and they they do like position themselves to hold you down seems like they've got some experience That do side control You know they're like biting the neck and holding them down like this You if you're a bear and you're on the bottom here in a bad spot Yeah, there's no Charles Oliver is of the bear world right There's no Paul Craig's of the bear world.

19:30There's a bit of Jiu Jitsu. They use the other ones Wrestling yeah, yeah, I was watching a funny clip earlier Shepel said that Prince Jiu Dode him you you seen this because Prince took the picture of Dave Shepel playing Prince serving pancakes He took that picture and put it on an album cover before he passed away and made that the cover to like one of his last albums And Shepel said he jiu Dode me and Jimmy found oh, this is it. Yeah, this is great This me so happy that that happened That's so happy as a prince judo move right there. Yeah, watch this well No, it's like, you know, you make fun of prince in the sketch and he'll just use you in his album This is your Against Amazing god love Dave those fucking sketches back in the day were so impactful his shows the best show that's ever existed the best comedy Um sketch show No, it was only two seasons.

20:44Yeah, which is so crazy That and in living color people sleep on in living color in living color was wild I remember I was playing pool once with my friend John And I had no idea of the sketches. I didn't understand. I think it was like a super bowl thing Like did they do one where the half time they had an in living color? Something like that they did right? So that was the first time I'd watched it At the pool wall and I was like oh my god. This dude is doing fire fire Marshall bill Jim Carrey's doing I was like this is crazy. This is the craziest show ever dude. I that shit fucking raised me.

21:19Yeah, I mean all of it bro handyman yep He had a mentally handicapped superhero Jesus Christ he was called handyman. Oh so funny dude. I I tell everybody people forgot how good Damon way into this they forgot for whatever reason because he decided to become a TV star and a movie star Dude when that guy was doing stand up. He was like ship hell level He was he was at his time. He was the guy that I admired the most like in his prime Because he was in his prime when I was just starting to get to LA Dude he was so good his stand up was so good. They were all a bunch of store guys Like Jim Carrey was young on this Well Damon always hung out on the store.

22:07Yeah, he would hang out hang out the store and Create comedy Like onstage He would just start to he didn't worry at all about silence about dead spaces He was using it the way myths he wanted people to use like as a lab to create stuff and Damon films all the sets So he has a tape recorder like a camera in the back. He films all the sets. He's had all the sets since the 90s. He's been doing that Wow He just got that TV money baby. Yeah, the TV money came rolling in and like I can just hang out at the house I'm saying kennis and Sam kennis and in living color and cut to Jamie Foxx I forgot that's right Over and we're gonna try to get some last minute instructions from the coach.

22:56We're gonna try to get a word from him right now Here he comes now coach. Can we get a word from you real quick? Now what did you take your place before they let the Rock Well, I told him was just just relax and concentrate and play some ball. I mean, you know I don't know the sketches. Yeah, that's okay It was a great show man So those that in my opinion those are two greatest sketch shows. Oh, yeah, the cast on that's absolutely insane Thinking that cast just the fucking fly girls is Jennifer Lopez What she's like what a dancing girl. Yeah, what kind of a cast you have? I'm saying doesn't say anything Jennifer Lopez look back.

23:31How much talent do they have on that fucking show? Yeah, and Keenan was a great fucking talk show host too Keenan made some great movies and he was he was great on the Keenan every way and show He was fun man fire marshal bill was based off of the actual West Hollywood fire marshal Yeah, he got burnt up. Yeah, it was like an electrical thing, right? Yeah So Jim Kerry was trying to like come up with characters while sitting in the phones you're with the comedy So it's like a legendary thing that you hear about at least back and when I got hired as a phones guy there Because in the hallway that straight down the hallway there was this old fire hose that at the time It's gone now I'm positive, but at the time it looked like it hadn't been changed in fucking 40 years like It would never work.

24:16It was like dried up old hose wrapped up and you get told the story That Jim Kerry was sitting at that desk facing down that hallway tapping the pencil on his head trying to come up with more Character ideas and it's burnt up half half a hair cross side fucking missing his top lip scars all over one I closed guy came in checking everything in the electrical sockets and putting butter knives in the Jim Kerry's just sitting there right at all My god God the the store was such a fun place for like chaos and misfits. Oh, yeah It was we used to always say like we're in the back park like some skits a frantic person would come back there We're like this place is like a magnet.

25:00Yeah, it's a magnet for insane people Yep, it really is like all across the board like The original talent coordinator of the comedy store When when he got fired and then Duncan became the talent coordinator and like who the fuck is this guy When I first talked to started talking to Duncan We became friends from conversations. We'd have over the phone Because I'd call my gay man. Did you hear this rom toss thing? Yeah, we'd start talking about wild shit dude. He's a fucking genius, bro I messaged him yesterday because little hobo was a guest on Keltony and it was so So funny. I loved it a lot of people a lot of the fans hated it because they didn't like little hobo's voice But like I don't care, but that's reading comments right exactly We'll know I get my reports from the producers, but yeah, basically yeah, they told me that they read the comments exactly Don't read the comment, but anyway, uh, but I loved it so much.

25:59I don't give a fuck what the masses say So I asked Duncan I go And it's like a leak of information, but I don't care. I asked Duncan yesterday. I go hey I won little hobo to make a video that's gonna air during the arena like he's taking over the show for a second Can we come over and shoot just a quick hour shoot anytime this week you name it will show up He goes little hobo's agent is with CAA is named Stephen Lee, but what's he's been a real? Little hobo's been a real diva lately and he started sending me AI songs that he can make in like two minutes about how I'm not gonna do this and I'm bigger than every Thing he won.

26:39He just sent me some AI song. Oh, it's they're all I didn't listen to it. She should be listening to it. Yeah, hold on a second He sent me like seven songs. He's like little hobos making an album. So he's probably not gonna want to work with you He goes he goes he was complaining the other day that you stole his idea for a variety show All these tags okay the healthy lifestyle you said dude. I found an AI Um, uh, that instantly makes songs about anything you want and made this in less than a minute. Yeah, let's hear it. Let's hear it. I haven't heard it yet I got a story to tell about a man in day the Lucas day He's doing well.

27:16He's a leader I'm older. Fader a true inspiration. I was preaching about health no exaggeration He wakes up every morning. It's the gym real hard. Lift the weights running miles. He's a health rock style But it's not just about the physical And that's more than that And clean out of you body fat David Lucas showing us the way The back sample keeping healthy every day gotta eat right gotta exercise hell down He's the one who's pushing us to work It made him less than a man. He said David Lucas eating clean Oh my god, David Lucas made a 180 Oh, he's about to be made to about 480 right now But imagine if you made a 180 it'd be great.

28:01I hope so I love it I'd love a story like that. I mean I get to make fun of all the extra skin hanging off of his body He would think the jokes would end they would just begin. Yeah, he would have to have an operation Yeah, that's a heavy operation too Your skin is an organ people don't like to think about it that way But if your organ has to get cut open and pieced back together Oh, that's real shit. That's real shit and you run the risk of infection and Infections can fucking kill you man like you shouldn't take that kind of surgery lightly One guy apparently avoided that and this is like I don't know if he's like see people have different genetics apparently when it comes to skin Which is why some women get crazy stretch marks and some women don't yeah, you know some dudes They they get real fat and then they lose the weight and then they look great and ripped and other dudes have all this like weird extra skin Even guys that don't lose too much weight if you lose like a hundred pounds or 50 pounds like some guys have like crazy extra skin Like dudes that I know and other guys just like you don't look like you're ever fat.

29:08This is crazy So this dude apparently went on a water fast for 365 days He was really fat and He just had iv vitamins and water first of all what kind of discipline? How do you have the kind of discipline to do that he went from 382 days. Excuse me without eating Okay, in 1965 27 year old Angus he fasted for one year and 17 days eight no food at all and lost 125 kilograms, which is 19 .7 stone. Oh, no, everyone knows what that is Yeah, I know idea 125 kilograms is like I think it's 2 .2 so that would be 2 300 300 pounds. What is that way? What is 125 kilograms to that thing could be 60? Yeah, 270 270 270.

30:05Okay, so he lost He lost that much So he lost 270 pounds Jesus Christ Okay, Angus reportedly sick of being obese So he checked into the university department of medicine at the Royal Infirmary of Dundee He weighed 207 kilograms, so that's 440 450 what is 270 kilograms for 50 he told hospital staff he was ready to cut out food all together So doctors happily agreed to monitor his progress also he did it with the doctors. He's like I don't want to eat anymore Wow, that's crazy They didn't expect the fast to last long But they thought that a short fast would help him to lose some weight to compensate for his lack of nutrients He was prescribed multi vitamins to take regularly including potassium and sodium as well as yeast As days turned to weeks Angus's persistence increased the Scott wanted to teach his reach his reported ideal weight of 180 pounds Wow So he kept going much to his doctor's surprise Angus would attend hospital visits frequently and often stay overnight He received regular blood tests all which revealed his body was remarkably functioning just fine As weeks turned into months he compensated for his lack of food by drinking more black tea black coffee and sparkling water All which are calorie free his body began to adapt to the lack of food by burning its own fat stores for energy For the last eight months angus's blood glucose levels were consistently very low Two millimole per liter But Scott did not suffer any adverse effects as a result in the final few months He began to have a pinch of sugar or milk in his tea and coffee for those wondering he went to the toilet every 40 to 50 days He's shit every 50 days.

31:53What is he's shitting? Yeah, if you don't eat for 150 days, what are you shitting? Angus eventually called it quits after three and eight two days having finally reached his dream of 180 pounds Wow According to Chicago Tribune report He had forgotten the taste of food before his first meal after the fast He ate a boiled egg with a slice of bread and butter for his first breakfast Telling reporters I thoroughly enjoyed my egg and I feel very full Wow Yeah, that's weird I just wonder what happened to him after that if he kept it off I'll say he died Or five years later. He was 192 he died Oh, he remained at a comfortable weight five years later.

32:40Oh, 196 So he only gained 16 pounds from eating. That's pretty amazing. It's weird that they switched the pounds there at the end Yeah, it is weird. Yeah, is that an English article? I don't I mean what's the article diabetes .co .uk You okay they're weird over there. They spelled tires with a Y Like what are you doing? Can we agree? Isn't this the English language? Yeah, we invented tires, bitch We did America Henry Ford really? I don't know I think we have good rich well Henry Ford invented the car But I feel like there's a French guy that came along before Henry Ford That invented the internal combustion engine.

33:24Is that correct? Like who who invented the internal combat who invented the very first automobile Ford was the first to manufacture it. Yeah, you just fixed the assembly line. Right I know in Akron, Ohio they mastered the tire. They're still kicking them out there. That's for the big good year factory. Yeah Be it good rich, you know four people popped up. You know, it's really weird about tires They haven't figured out a way to not have them be filled with air And have them perform as good as the ones that are filled with air It's a stupid thing First commercially successful internal combustion engines created by say that guy's name It's in your Nua or on 1860 is that in France is that the French guy?

34:14I guess we have four people's names pop dog Oh different guys who made it I'm guessing the guy with the last name auto probably did I like that guy's name Yeah, just because I can't say it Uh 1860 okay first modern internal combustion engine known as the auto engines 1876 so one guy and created it and the other guy was like I could do it better And then he made it better which is what always happens internal combustion engines usually refers to it You know, it's like that's just what always happens You know engine was invented by Rudolph diesel. Oh, that's a good name for it. Oh no shit. Yeah diesel I'm gonna have Shaq knows that You think you change his name He's got so many nicknames Shaq yeah, yeah He's actually really good at making him up too Yeah Shaq's the fucking man Yeah, you ever want to feel tiny shake that dudes in It's like shaking a person like a whole person instead of a He's so big.

35:13It's insane. He's so big the rock was huge too Yeah, how fun was it to work out with a rock? I called Tony Hinchcliffe at like 10 o 'clock in the morning. I'm like, what are you doing? It's crazy. You want to work out with the rock? I was so hungover It was hilarious. I remember I was still on my side when I took the call Because your phone rings a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll. I'm like oh shit What is this gonna be? Like yeah, he's like you want to work out with the rock? I'm like yes It's like up I really feel like sometimes that we're not Really doing this dude It's so funny you mentioned that literally last night In the fucking green room of the mother ship I go I'm talking to Hank big Hank is sitting there because he's a big soprano's fan and I go dude I did this podcast with the kids from the sopranos a few days ago and it was like we grew up together It was like we're brothers and sisters because we are all the same age and I kind of lived very different But kind of the same way was living vicariously that type of life But different but with them growing up.

36:21It was a show that I could relate to and I go I think I'm like running out of like cool things to manifest like I can't I don't even know What's left for me and right then? Brigham brings in some guy who I don't recognize immediately and I shake his hand and I'm like damn And look at you. I feel like you've killed a lot of people or something like that. I said it was just being goofy And Brigham goes you No, Ray and I realize it's Ray Mysterio Jr One of the greatest wrestlers of all time who I've been watching for three fucking decades multi -time heavyweight champion and he's famously the small guy So for me and Mad Edgar and every fucking guy just under 40 that Wasn't huge or like physically gifted he was one of our guys I mean that's who you like cheered for he was known as the giant killer because he would beat the big guy He beat guys that were seven feet tall.

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37:17He would shop them doing little guy shit And I didn't even recognize them at first in my day There were two guys that I really loved the number one guy was Jimmy super fly snooker fuck yeah Oh, I remember super fly would get on that top rope. Yeah, I would do this. Yeah I could fly off and body like what is that called when you land on someone technically a full body press full body press Uh, yeah, he would actually the full body presses when you lift them over your head and do that which you would also do So when you throw yourself a splash a splash so that was Jimmy super fly snooker move. Yeah When he would get on the top rope, where would he go crazy?

37:56Oh, yeah And the other guy was Bob backland. Yeah, and the reason why I like Bob backland I'm like I bet Bob backland fuck all these dudes up, huh? Because I understood technique. Yeah, I was like no No, that's a real wrestler like look how he moves. He moves like a real wrestler. All the other guys are doing crazy shit See Jimmy super fly snooker did it off the fucking top of the cage. That's so insane How bad is that for your knees and your back and your brain Besides him. He was fucking huge. Yeah, but Bob get some Bob backland show me some Bob backland. Oh man Bob backland was a legit wrestler.

38:28I he played his role so perfectly because I hated him when I was a kid I was part of that last regime where he was still there when I was like three four five six And Hogan was just about to beat him and start like taking over But he was just this old boring with his blue tights and blue knee pads, right? And like a real apple Yeah, I'm just like who is this guy? That's what I like yeah, it wasn't my thing as a kid I needed something larger than life. No, I like that dude Who looks like a regular athlete like this guy? Oh, yeah, this is him way. I remember seeing him I but I remember seeing him and like what right away.

39:07I'm like, oh, that's a real wrestler that guy's gonna Fuck that dude up. That's a real wrestler. Yeah, if you know wrestling like that's what a fucking killer's built like Okay, like sluger looking at this guy like what the fuck killer's never built like that Except for Brock Brock is the only guy who's like a killer right well even Even Alexander Karellen who's the great he wasn't built like a bodybuilder. What is that move? It's a nonsense fucking in nonsense is nonsense. Yeah Oh the old you imagine that working in a fight and everybody just going oh This tap in your butt. How about that move?

39:49Why doesn't anybody do that in a fight the old sunset flip? Oh, I know all the names of these stupid moves by the way, however I do not know these so it is any he gets off. I can't believe that this is such bullshit. I'm out of here, but he's gotta make the 10 count He's gotta make the 10 count. He's gotta turn it around Look at that glorious haircut. He's got my god If I had hair I'd grow like that I'd full -fee over on it fuck. Yeah, absolutely Oh God, man, you want to praise him? Let me show me some Bob backland in his prime. Yeah, cuz that was bought pulled up was 1980 and it was like video of him in Hulk Hogan which I this is not the Hulk Hogan.

40:30I know Comes out in this giant cape. Oh, yeah, this is pre Everybody's a star Hulk Hogan's the fucking man. Oh, yeah, how cool was it hanging out with that guy? Well, so what's interesting is after hanging out with him and the rock It's really interesting to see how blatant um his spinal injury is because you can see after hanging out with the rock the four or five inches that Hogan lost Because like I showed you when we were in here with Hogan their face off where they're truly eye to eye is legendary Well, I'm man how they're not I'm at Hulk when he was at full height. Oh, okay. I met him Out outside of a cigar bar in Beverly Hills and like the 90s.

41:12Wow, something like that. It was early on Was like what I'd only been in Hollywood for a couple years. I remember going Jesus Christ. He was so big And then the next time I met him Did you see that UFC thing I did with him? No, I teach you guys do find that Joe Rogan interviews Hulk Hogan for UFC It was when the UFC like Spike TV had wrestling on uh, and so Hulk Hogan came to do a promo with me and him and I got to interview him Wow, oh dude. I went full pro wrestling really yes. Yeah, yeah, let me see it Oh You didn't mention this to me all the arguments. We used to have about pro wrestling. I was in on it I was yeah, yeah, you gotta watch watch how I do it.

41:59Oh my god. I was like there's no other way to handle this I'm dealing with fucking Hogan Hogan running wild. Fuck yeah. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Wild on you here to one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time sports and entertainment huge personality The one and only Hulk Hogan welcome aboard sir. How are you? Thank you my brother. You know to be here with Joe Mania Dana white doesn't get any better than this brother. These guys are going to war out here. It's unbelievable You've been to some MMA fights before are you a UFC fan? Oh, I'm a huge fan my brother.

42:32I sure am Now I understand that you have recently announced a partnership with TNA wrestling and it's president Dixie Carter and you're gonna be moving despite TV We're gonna see some Hulk Mania on spike TV tell us more about that Well, you know brother tonight. I got a ton of energy and I'm partners with spike I'm partners with Dixie Carter. I'm partners with TNA and we just got the green right brother on January 4th TNA impact We're going wide open. We're going ahead on head. We're going to battle with a WWG Monday night Which is January 4th Hulk Hogan and TNA we're coming after everybody. We're coming after everybody Now I understand that you have you recently released a book you've done a wrestling tour in Australia When are we gonna see Hulk Hogan wrestle in TNA?

43:21Well brother. I'm going January 4th like I said Monday night We're going to war TNA impact, but you never know I'm going over there to take over the main acts are coming all the TNA stars gonna be there And you never know when the old man with the yellow boots might just step in that ring brother Hulk Hogan is coming back ladies You gentlemen TNA wrestling live on spike TV hugs here for the fights. You know you want to watch them on TV? What you gonna do brother? I went off on That's the good question Thank you very much sir I love that. That's amazing You led that interview well too. Those were some short answers from him up front right back to it.

44:03That was good Yeah, those are always weird. Yeah, I'm a fan Okay, yeah, yeah, the weird spike TV interviews. Yeah, I did one with Sylvester Stallone once too. It was good It's an interesting position that you make look easy interviewing those guys after fights interviewing people with these Huge person look at them see what I'm saying those their eye to eye and there's no desantis boots in this by the way These they're actually that height back in the day Look at that. Yeah, Hulk loss like four inches And meanwhile when we were working out with the rock it was literally like oh It was crazy. He's built like he's gigantic.

44:37He looks like a superhero in a movie all the time all the time Yeah, just when he walks in you look at this guy. Yeah, everything looks small It's a good dude. I'm gonna give a little behind the scenes here. I was in a sauna at 185 degrees sitting in between the rock and Joe Rogan So for those of you that grew up without a father you still have a chance So many laps in that sauna across from Shane and a song and I thought it was really cool too that we saw like We don't film this. Let's just have fun. Yeah, let's just have fun. Oh, I know he films last stuff for social media I go. Let's just let's just where he goes.

45:21I love it. He's like yeah, let's just hang out and it was so cool It was really fun. Yeah, it was fun and you let me like dictate the whole workout I had a whole workout planned out. Yeah, like let's just uh, let's have some fun. Yeah, we did a real fucking workout. Oh, yeah Yeah, it was real. I was sore everyone was sore for a week after that. Yeah, we did the tabatas on the bag at the end It was fun and then the rock did three minutes of the cold punch first time we had ever been in a cold punch Yeah, which is very impressive. Yeah, my first time I was like get me out of here Yeah, like what the fuck and I did three minutes ten seconds only because I knew I could do longer than the rock and the sun and have bragging rights in the sauna for 20 minutes You got to be in the sauna with Brian Simpson.

46:03He's always looking for a way to get out. Oh, I forgot my socks Your socks you don't need your socks Brian is always got like some fucking new reason to get out of the sauna He's so funny. He's got sneeze. He is so funny with all that shit He got in the other day with his shirt with like his workout clothes on I go you're gonna You're gonna sit in the sauna with your clothes on he was Yes, probably take him off and then he gets out and I go and I told him at the end We were like you got to stay in extra 30 seconds, bro. Yeah, this is bullshit. You keep leaving. Oh, he's a slide He knows exactly what he's doing.

46:42I caught him sneaking a cookie the other day out of that 80 bees back in the green room I've been eating clean them but four days no carbs. I'm I walk in he's just got a cookie It's so funny to keep an eye on Because I love it, you know, I like I know my vices right? I know I smoked too many cigarettes I know I drink too much coffee whatever they may be right? I have a couple drinks every night But he's funny because it's like and I love those people David Lucas exactly the same thing You know what I mean it's like 35 pounds Every time we were in the green room the other I go how do you know? I go do you have a fucking supermarket scale at your house?

47:24The fuck are you talking about my scale didn't go that right? It's no way you know how much you way You're not investing in that kind of property that kind of a machinery. Oh god How much is a regular scale goes to 300 pounds right right yeah? No, we like Joey's talking about that I can't get on a fucking regular scale Joe Rogan. It's time to lose weight. Yeah when he first got on weight watchers Joey was like fucking regular scales don't work. Yeah, we were doing fat people weigh in live on killtony At one point and we have a scale now that goes up to four, but it's very hard to find it very Yeah, they're like rare and that ain't gonna work either right like what for off you make it got on it right Yeah, someone's bigger than that you need like a supermarket scale.

48:09Yeah, they put sides of beef on it shit Yeah, did you see those uh this like these five or four fitness influencers that are uh like not fitness influencers body positive influencers They're telling people like you know, you could be as fat as you want. They're all dead. They all died like within Blair Blair White has here. I'll send a to you Jamie Blair White has this clip. It's fucking it's root It's mean, but it's also hilarious because it's just like oh god Like yeah, it's not good to be that big kids Just not like no matter what anybody tells you if you have a fat doctor like no matter who it is That's just a massive strain on your body that you really don't need you shouldn't have It's not something that's normal.

48:54It's something that's insane. It's something that's only existed with human beings over the last You know 50 60 years people were never that big Jesus Christ I was at a Starbucks at the airport this weekend in Florida and One of the bracelets was double masked and I could just see the top of her head Because she was like behind the espresso machine And it looked like a thick head and then she and I'm like because you know, I'm intrigued by the entire thing I see a double mask. I'm like what's going on here? Then she moved away for a second to go grab another cup and she was Huge hugely massively obese and I'm like oh, okay All right, so you find it.

49:35Yeah, there it is Thank you Double mask, but unhealthy as fuck But the Instagram one is funny because it's like he's dead. She's dead. They're dead I'm trying to find it I just wore a saved it. I love that you can save things on Instagram because Uh Tom's a girl and I have this thing we do every day. We send each other the worst shit we find It's a real problem Because like Neither one of us is going to tap out And everyone is trying to find like the most fucked up things Instagram is They're they're showing you some of the most fucking insane things. Oh, yeah, they're showing you so many insane things I love it murders car accidents Be people getting crushed at construction sites like god damn.

50:31Yeah, there's so much here it is. I found it Jamie They are they're on a whole new level, but I don't understand how it's getting through like they must know That all that stuff is being shared, but they must also know that they're getting so many clicks from that That they have to like allow it to stay on they have to They must know it's being shared like crazy. Oh, I'm Tom and I like every day dude. Yeah, me and out of me get me and yoni. I have a I have a ton of them I mean shane shanes the fun one anything He's dead Join me on my fat positive radio show which didn't last long because she died Just because I'm fat that doesn't invalidate the things that I say she died You ready to get super sized she died too Yeah, that's it he's dead It's real people need to see that it's one of the worst things being overweight is one of the worst things for you It's it's a constant tax on your body if we're all born with the same size heart and you have to lug around all that shit and other people don't It's pretty blatant Also if you lose the weight you'll have amazing leg muscles.

51:50Oh saying that to stavros He showed me his calves stavros his calves are like watermelon. Yeah, they're giant. He's got calves on those cows He's a big boy. Yeah, he's a big fella Sweat and if you're carrying around that much extra weight like boy if you lost the weight it'd be so fit He'd be so strong Get into boy tie be fucking people up. He's in the pad tie You can help yourself. It's always there. That's so quick. Oh man We just taped we just mass taped a bunch of episodes of kiltoni So that we could take a few weeks off after these arenas and um, so I'm in like Yeah, zip zip zip yeah full on mo Yeah, you two last night.

52:32Yeah two last night and two the night before some epic moments perhaps one of the greatest uh It and this is me tooting my own horn, but one of my greatest interviews ever with a big trans comedian like a hefty Looks like a hundred percent like just like a big woman steps up and goes hey, so uh, here we go and like the whole room has its attention. Where at first we were on Okay, very new very very very new, but I will say this is rolled with everything It's it's an epic interview because I'm going pretty hard because she's laughing at everything and I find it to be like Okay, we have this and everybody wanted it and everybody needed it and it makes her look good and Everyone one nice, but there was a part where I literally go so I got to ask and this might be disrespectful What direction are we going here?

53:28What did you start as I'm going for I know your trans, but like I don't even know Do you know? And she's laughing too She knows what's up. I'm sure you're aware of this But that lady got arrested who was on your show saying that she stormed the Capitol Yeah, the feds came and got her like oh, yeah, I found out about this last night in the middle of a show But didn't even have time to think about it or read the articles yeah, that they're going hard after people that went into the Capitol Red band mentioned that it may have been because of our show. It is because of your show really yes Yeah, that's how the Feds are watching the show oh my shout out to the FBI.

54:09I swear to God. I wasn't there. I wouldn't go there. I'm not in It's not my thing Damn That's wild. Oh man. I got her in well she got her in trouble Yeah, it's um not good to brag about Breaking into the fucking Capitol um I was first wave up stairs. She sat shot in the microphone January 6 video footage shows I took a little pepper spray. I didn't think I'd ever be sprayed by cops in my own country I support the police the rest warrant stays the FBI confirmed the couple's identity through cell phone and credit card records flight and hotel bookings and physical surveillance of their sanny and s on their failed their homes in June Jones defender actions while speaking at a comedy show in Austin Jones said she did not do anything that she thought was illegal She only entered a public section of the building not a private office or any other restricted area I've been to the Capitol multiple times.

55:03There's never been any reason not to go in Well, that's just that's just dumb That's just being dumb if you see a mob storming into the Capitol like uh don't go in there Don't go in there because didn't there arrest people that didn't go in I think so yeah Well, they put that one dude in jail from info wars What is his name Owen Owen some I forget how to pronounce his last name But he I think he went to jail for like seven months and he was never even there What did he go to jail for two months was he sentenced for seven months? Was it 70 days? The cuters said he quote helped create By spewing violent rhetoric and spreading basis claims of election fraud hundreds of thousands of viewers Wow, plug guilty to illegally entering a restricted area What area is that So did he go into the Capitol?

55:57Says he didn't enter the Capitol But he let a march to the building and led rioters and chance yeah Hmm He's only he said this he's among only a few people charged in the riot who neither went inside the building Nor were accused of engaging in violence or destruction He's where he fucked up should join the FBI first If he joined the FBI and then did that Maybe like good job Got everybody to go in there crazy I don't know what's gonna happen next The reason why I didn't get to read about that article is because when I Check the news right before bed after a long night last night all I could see was the Colorado voted to have trump off the ballot There's so much wild shit going on that that there and I rarely am like oh No with the news, but that one there scares me the guy that did x machina just did a new movie called civil war Let's come on out.

56:50This is what that's that's exactly what I pictured when I trailer Let's play the trailer because it looks dope and that x machina guy. What is his name Jamie? Alex Garland. He's the shit That x machina is one of my all -time favorite movies that movie gives me the creeps every time I watch it Yeah, cuz I'm gonna like if I was that guy and that robot was talking to me. I get seduced too. Yeah, she's so hot She's so hot and she knows that it bulls strings To the western forces as well as the Florida alliance the future president Sure is the uprising will be dealt with swiftly. What we know if you want to try anything.

57:28I think that's a way it is like a pretty huge civil war going on all across America We just tried to stay out with what we see on the news seems like it's heard the bus Citizens of America the so -called western forces of Texas and California I Have suffered a very great defeat at the hands of the United States military Miss president do you regret the use of airstrikes against American citizens?

58:06We're moving to the scene today. You need to go down there. They should generally sound side in the capital every instinct And he says this is death flooded Every time I survived the war song. I thought I was sending a warning home Don't do that But here we are there's some kind of miss of the standing here. What? We're American, okay Okay, what kind of American are you? You know The Yeah, bro this can really happen You tell me that dude who said what kind of American are you tell me he doesn't have a trump flag on his truck What are you doing those are the people with the guns you you're picking a fight with them if you really think If they really think rather that you're trying to steal the government They really think you're trying to subvert democracy.

59:16Yeah by using the 14th amendment, which is insurrection Which I believe check this make sure this is correct. I believe they created that Amendment because of the civil war and I believe they created that amendment to keep people that fought against the Union Army From holding elected office. I'm pretty sure that's what it was former office officers of the Confederate Army I think anybody who's in the Confederate Army. I think anybody who's in the insurrection like say if you I think even if you are soldier I think it was to stop that Yeah, which is why the meanwhile It's a it's a legal term. Oh again.

59:55I don't know if you know this, but I'm not a legal scholar right all right Um, I think the term is very specific like what it means So trump has neither been indicted nor convicted for insurrection right But if you're pulling them off the ballot for insurrection And crazy and again, it's like of course every other state with a Democratic or liberal leaning supreme court is gonna follow this lead. They don't want to be behind Colorado They're gonna go we have to show show America that we're more we're more woke than we're more aware than Colorado Let's get let's do this if that happens. That's a very scary thing That's very scary because Regardless of what you think about trump as a personality and this this air quotes threat to democracy What is democracy if it's not people Having the ability to choose an elected leader What what is democracy like what are you saying threat to what if you are literally subverting democracy Because you think someone's a threat to democracy your threat to democracy Just by what you're doing You just because people believe that this one person is absolutely that's the whole reason why people have elections one case One group has to make a case that they would be better leaders and they have a better plant they have a better path forward for America if you think they're wrong The whole idea of democracy is you're supposed to have a better case Your support that's what the debates are for that's what the campaign trail is for when they stand in front of the people And they tell the people When I become president I will fix this and I will fix that and everybody goes yay That's what they're doing now if you're saying that they can't do that That's a threat to democracy if you're saying they can't state their case if you're can't saying they can't They literally can't be on the ballot right Because it's insane.

1:02:02Yeah, and it's four out of Four out of seven chose that four said yes three said no It's correct three or two three said yes two said no it was four to three four to three so four said four said yes three said no check an article the BBC put out Was it say it's For now this only is for the state's primary election It's gonna probably be held up in court for appeals past the deadline, which is January 4th so It might not matter Why would it not matter because it's it's gonna have it wouldn't affect his ability to be on the primary ballot Is according to what this is saying if it doesn't go in effect until January 4th And then it's held up in court because of an appeal then they can't block them from being on that ballot It's also not for the presidential ballot, which is one thing If there was no allegations of criminal activity From the current president you know if the current president is someone like Barack Obama, you know Who uh his way better president and by everyone's account the way Holds whether or not you believe his policies What did not you think that he did a good job with whatever with drone attacks and You know whistleblowers all the things that he said he was gonna do that he didn't do if that Put that aside just as a spokesperson just has a representative of the country a guy smarter than Us who's out there speaks measured and calm a real statesman But you don't even have that like you got this guy who's dead shell of a old C shell and on top of that There's a bunch of shit that he's involved with that looks super sketchy a Bunch oh, yeah, a bunch of things.

1:03:46Oh, yeah. There's so many business dealings the money that we've given to Ukraine It's just crazy and I we weren't really hearing of Ukraine Until before he was president His son's dealings with Ukraine and then all this stuff with Ukraine starts happening and they get hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of billions of dollars I think it's over a hundred billion But um here's a question Because someone was they were just talking about this today Are we really funding a portion of their government? Are we funding our as American taxpayers? I think what this person was saying was there we are funding a percentage of their schools their elected officials We're funding a certain percentage of that too.

1:04:31We're keeping their government afloat Seems like a I mean who wouldn't move some money from that account into other accounts No, but I think that's that's part of the deal that's that's like a boob board forget about what's what's happening Right where money's getting siphoned off so it's like known that we're funding their government I think so that's what this person was saying. I don't know if it's correct. That's why james got to get on it But it's um one of those things where it's like wait a minute When does this end? Is this another one of them 20 year deals? Is another one of those Afghanistan deals have you ever seen the breakdown Of the amount of money that we spent in Ukraine and what that could have done for America?

1:05:14It's insane It could have given everyone in Maui like someone's everyone who lost their homes Some insane amount of money rebuilt Maui many times over it could have Fixed all of our infrastructure. It could have secured the wall It could have it could have there's like so much money that have gone into education Homelessness all these different problems that we have in America that are like keep problems that keep coming up over and over and over again It makes you wonder It really does because if they they really did spend a hundred and whatever billion dollars in Ukraine that they could have spent in America What if someone did that What if someone said yeah, I know this is gonna raise taxes I know this is gonna raise inflation But if we spend this money in America and we fix all these problems the next generation coming coming up We've showed statistically will be 20 % better off We'll have 20 % less crime we have 20 % less incarceration If they could come up with something some number that they could show you Everybody would be kind of like yeah Yeah, taxes are more but this is This is a real plan to like actually rebuild America and there's discussions of it on the news every day As people like fuck rebuilding America what we need to do is this not that this and green energy and all this shit If if there was that and this was our dispute How much better would the world be yeah, they would take a businessman who's like anti -war and could bring like peace to the Middle East and have all the other crazy world leaders in check Yeah, do you see the vague ramaswami?

1:06:57You know who that could oh yeah, and Jones listen to speech was saying that it's like He's gonna be around 50 years longer than Trump and so he does a speech out. He goes vanzhou shut the fuck up. Oh, yeah Oh boy And when I saw that I'm like more of this dude Trump Trump open up the door. Yeah, do that kind of shit. Yeah, we really did when there was no Politicians before Trump that you ever even Hurts where yeah, once when Trump was talking about China, he goes you can say, you know We want to negotiate we want to do this or you can say listen motherfucker Hahaha If people like yes talk like a real person.

1:07:39Yes talk like a real person. Yeah, that's what the world is missing people talking like real people right Obama was such a good politician such a good People speaker that It can't he kind of like beat the video game. Yeah, we need a new video game You know what I mean and Trump was that a real human Have you seen where they face swapped that lady who's the White House press secretary with with Obama? No It's when she's talking about how there is no evidence at all that Obama is secretly running the government. It's simply not true and it's her face swap with Obama Let me see if I can find it. I'm pretty sure I saved it Really good at saving all these stupid posts that I find every day.

1:08:29This is why I can't be on this phone This phone is I didn't even know you could do that. I just I go the long way Is that like an old old man on Instagram? So I I mail them to myself. That works too Yeah, but you can have little folders like I have little folders I've had folders for conspiracies and is that what that like bookmark looking thing is yeah, okay Yeah, you'd click that where is it? What do I have it under I think I have it under government. I have too many categories I've disasters The The disasters what is insane. There's so many disasters so you could find on the internet now yeah I like uh I think it steves getting Fokter robbers getting fucked where people try to steal things and they run into like a cashier with a gun.

1:09:20Oh those are what was fun Yeah, I have an entire folder dedicated to Kamala Harris Oh, yeah, oh the most ridiculous shit. She says everything she can't even she can't do anything Does she ever saw anything not crazy? Oh, this is hysterical. Yeah, they're oh you found it Jay. We thank you So please Hidden puppet master for this administration, but there's no evidence. There's wait wait. There's no evidence There's no evidence that Obama is Joe's puppet master. There's none absolutely none None and that is just a fact you can't say that it looks like my hair is the dirty mop the janitor is looking for You can't say that it looks like I lazily slapped on some of big mics lipstick and okay AI that's wild AI is insane And we we are gonna have no idea what's real or what's what's fake within a couple of years.

1:10:17Yeah, we don't know We just don't know right you get to have everything from People crying about a crime that never committed like you could have a but like a disaster That's fake and a bunch of fake people crying about that disaster and telling their story of what happened And they're not even real people. They're just all it's all CGI You're gonna be able to like there's no telling committing crimes natural disasters right you're never gonna know Speaking of natural disasters. Do you see that um video? They got a volcano camera that's pointed at this camera in Iceland and they caught it the moment the volcano erupted Oh, it's wild Iceland has some volcano sun and they pop they popped a few years back remember there are the flights word Fucked up and no one could fly You remember that in Iceland?

1:11:12Yeah If it when the problem is when um, they eject all that stuff into the atmosphere you can't see right so it takes like a long time for that stuff to go down where people can fly watch this watch It's really cool The volcano Boom look at that. That's it poppin. Is that amazing? Wow they caught the moment it blew So it's spraying and the video of it going down the mountainside this is the video of it going down the mountainside How amazing is that man? That's crazy the literal blood of the earth pouring out of a fucking staff infection. Oh my god Look at that Incredible unbelievable. That's how continents are made kids.

1:11:55Wow. That's how Hawaii got made Fucking these dudes just chilling Goes off. I've got my ears So so what happened was that volcano went off and there was a rolling stone reporter that was embedded I think it was in Iraq and They got too comfortable with this dude being around and they start because he was there who stuck because you couldn't fly out So there are a lot longer than he was supposed to be here and he reported a bunch of shit that they had said about Obama Is that Mount St. Helens? Oh, that's the other one. It's a 2010 eruption. Yeah, so this was when it happened So the what was the guy's name the reporter Michael Hastings So he reported that this general was like being very dismissive of Obama and insulting Obama and he printed it in the wrong stone And so this general had a resign and so when this general resign This guy Hastings was fucked.

1:12:57He's fucked Right and he starts saying hey, I think people are following me the people are trying to kill me He's still in he was still in Iraq at the time. No, no, he came back to America So he was so listen, so he's saying that you know And then his car goes 125 miles an hour On Sunset Boulevard right into a tree. Yeah, he had an electric car. All right. No, there was no electric cars back then Or it was um, the crystals exit. Yeah volcanic intervention So the volcano blew up and this guy got stuck there. It's as the runaway general is the title of this story And um, so this guy Michael Hastings is this is like the conspiracy theory Because his car goes 125 miles an hour right into a fucking tree And blows up the engine was like it wasn't like a regular accident like it was a big one like it was a big fucking accident And either he did it on purpose like he was trying to kill himself like this is it is a video of it I mean his dude is fucking Lie and down the street 24 year reference.

1:14:07It's in LA off La Brea. Oh, it's on La Brea. Oh, it's anamonica Look at that look how fast he's going Giant palm trees. It's in the middle of the road there and look at that explosion It wasn't I thought it was all sunset. It was No, he was going down La Brea's south. I believe okay. It wasn't a self -driving car. No, no, no, no, no But it was a mistake twenty -two and they didn't have him then no, but what they did have is technology That would allow right they had computers and cars. Yeah, that's so the question was right Do we have the technology to take over someone's car? All you'd have to do is just make it accelerate you wouldn't necessarily have to point it towards a tree Oh, yeah, you just have it go 120 miles an hour if you don't care about the hits Yeah, if you don't care about the other people which Say it's the middle of the night, which I think this was right.

1:14:57Yeah, you just hit it Yeah, and then all of a sudden this guy can't slow his car down It's impossible slow the car down it takes over the engine takes over you don't have to be able to steer it You don't have to have self -steering technology Just have control the accelerator. Yeah, and if you have a computer if the car is run by a computer Which was this a 2010 car? What kind of car was it?

1:15:21I want to say it was a Mercedes. I know it was a Mercedes, but I don't know though it's actually a year that the car was listen They had that ability back then They had the ability to do that to the enemy if they want it even like if you're in Afghanistan or whatever and you want to make someone's car You could rig it like that. I'm sure they could do that. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, there's a computer in the car 2010's not that long ago Seems like it is 13 years. Yeah 13 years ago is crazy to think the technology has moved so far from 13 years ago Like if it was today, he would say 100 % they could do that Yeah, but I think they could do that 13 years ago And so that was the big conspiracy theory that they walked this dude because he got me crystal fired Shoo Which they probably did Yeah, they can and the more we find out the more it seems like that stuff happens quite a bit And then there was some talk about his blood work They did blood work on Hastings after he's dead and he tested positive for amphetamines But the dirty secret about journalists is a lot of them are on Adderall a lot of them It's how they make deadlines it like for the guys that I know that have taken it that they've been pretty forthcoming about it and say it's a fucking it's a life changer It's just like I get so much shit done of course you're on meth.

1:16:42Yeah, you want him ?phetamines yeah, so they were saying that he was on infetamines He was just cranked out of his mind and he did that on purpose Which is a possibility you fucking never know sometimes if people think the government's trying to kill him Maybe they crack under pressure. Yeah, they just fucking I can't take this anymore I'm just gonna drive into a tree. That's a weird way to kill yourself. It is but it's not outside the realm of possibility But also if you wanted to have a juicy conspiracy narrative you wanted to go off Sam Tripoli on that. Yeah Very suspicious. Yeah, he could very suspicious Especially since he could have killed himself going full Joe versus the volcano right that would have been the class He would have to do it when he had to change it.

1:17:24Well, he wasn't near the volcano. Right. Yeah, if he wanted to take a flight over Yeah, but he wasn't he didn't know that they were gonna come for him after that But that's what they do in that world. They try to take things down You know if you're a journalist and you're embedded with these guys and they say something juicy You can take them down with this juicy thing. This is what you do Whether or not it's good for the country or not and that guy was beloved apparently it was just great general And not all of a sudden he's not a general anymore because of a reporter And who are his people the people that are like the professional killers of the world That are legally allowed to kill people and secretly yeah, guess what fuck face.

1:18:06Yeah, you just made a big mistake Yeah, I wish I was his friend. That's I know that's what your job is But you can make a juicy article just about how hard it is over there and how crazy it is over there Wouldn't that be better? Yeah, would it be better to like instead of like some backhanded shit that he's saying to the troops Which they all believe anyway like what do you care? Yeah Don't report that dude You're gonna get him a trouble. Why would you get that guy in trouble? Yeah, it's just such a dangerous game you're playing it is wild It makes me worry about you know I mean Trump is such a threat supposedly to the Military that wants to do things and he wants to bring them back which he's proven time and time again And like There's a fucking hilarious video of Rosie O'Donnell She put up like she was watching the UFC She goes I'm watching the UFC and then Trump comes on and ruins it come on UFC.

1:19:06You got to do better Thank you. Thank you Rosie All bad everyone at the UFC cares about your But it's not just having that opinion which is like I get it because he said a lot of like fuck up things about Rosie How he ruined her she's gone. Yeah because of him Megan Kelly was saying that you've said all these disparaging things about not all women Just Rosie O'Donnell boom she was done. It's like a comic. Yeah, I mean it's like it's like literally a kill kill Tony guest. Yeah But did you find the video of her saying it? Yeah, that's it. That's it The player I like really racist mega people no, no, this is a No, that's not it.

1:19:49It's it's that's for that. So maybe she deleted or she might have deleted it She might have deleted it. That was a hard one man Because Leon at the end of the fight when he was talking about his dad He was almost crying when he was talking about him You know taking his father's murder and turning it into entertainment and you know his voice was cracking also Shit don't make me cry Leon. Yeah Yeah Trump just arrived at the UFC 96 because he loves cold be coming to Donald Trump It was the UFC do better. I love that. Why did they all look alike? Why do all these? Why does she look exactly like Keith Obramon?

1:20:30She doesn't Keith Obramon's way more insane than her He's insane. Did you see Keith Obram went after Riley Gaines? Who's Riley Gaines? Riley Gaines is that lady that lost to Leah Thomas The one who yeah, so she's the real Like winner female winner. Yeah, and this male competes as a female and and and beater and and so Keith Obramon Said some ridiculous shit about she doesn't have any athletic accomplishments And so she makes a video in response Showing all the awards that she's won. Yeah, like she's like a serious fucking accomplished athlete She's an amazing athlete But for this insane fuck to say this, but you got to see the video because it's fall from the amazing He used to be so long ago, but he was part of that essential Sports center crew the glory days of ESPN him Stewart Scott.

1:21:26He was great Dan Patrick It was a dream team and I would love to know what fucking soup he's been eating or what isn't his diet He's vegan. Oh is he yeah, ah Yeah There's some clearly some there's some things where it's like sometimes there's just things where it's like don't you see Yeah, you see yeah, duh, you know a big one And I know we're switching subjects here, but a big one that I saw two days ago And I didn't even send it to you because I'm like I can't even I have to talk with you about this is Canada's overall life expectancy. Yes That might be the craziest statistic in the world right now.

1:22:13You've seen this right? Yes, since 1930 Of course it goes this way this way this way this way because you fucking live longer because fucking technology and medicine And then 2020 levels and then it starts to go down It's down two and a half years since 2020 which is unheard of yeah Unprecedented what could that possibly be from I don't know Tony weird so strange It's not like there was a gigantic medical intervention that was forced upon the population during that time period again and again and booster and booster and booster And you know how to say or you're conspiracy theorist I guess I people are they're in a fucking trance because being on the side of reality and facts Is so against the narrative that the liberals were correct that they're willing to ignore excess deaths They were willing to ignore an increase in all cause mortality that's shocking Yeah, they're willing to ignore it and they're the trust the science people But only they're only they win it It leans to their favor.

1:23:16Do science says there's something terrible that happened. I stumbled into this Group of people talking on Twitter about um I'm always gonna call it Twitter. I tried to extra long Yeah, it's impossible. What am I doing am I tweeting or am I xing what am I doing doesn't make any sense yeah But there was a bunch of people that were talking about masking and boosting and this the reason why you know Even though they've got COVID five times every time they get it. It's fairly mild Last time I was only sick for a week. I'm like what are you talking about like? You they're not reading the news at all.

1:23:48I think it's baby boomers You know robbed of Kennedy was talking about that Uh Bobby Kennedy junior was talking about that he was saying baby But he was talking to Patrick bed David. He was saying that baby boomers Other ones who believe all the bad things about him because they get their news only from TV you we know We we know a ten we know a guy we know a guy boy. I get him all the time now Me too. Yeah, we corner him now with facts Well, that one seems like a conspiracy That one seems like is that true? Yeah, this is Did you know that we're gonna turn him it's gonna be a glorious day when he comes in like an yeah one day in the center One day just catch him in the right mood.

1:24:35It is exactly that by the way call me crazy, but I'll trust the news. Yeah, and it's it's it's such a listens to me on everything But some of those things like you got to be kidding me Tony you don't really think he's a good president I'm like look up with everybody's got money. These are there's no war right now You're not seeing any of this and then boom there's Biden and fucking a cantaloupe is 23 dollars or whatever But uh, what was like oh man Fuck just had something I wanted to say and I lost it Oh, I clicked on this article from CNN yesterday because I still love going to CNN .com Just to see what fucking chaos they're pushing and Ensuring up there's a good one on the number two or three spot that says new Covid strain dominating the northeast and I click on it and I because I'm like okay.

1:25:39Yeah, okay. Let's see And it's dominating what it's actually doing is it's just a new Obviously the evolution of the strain and it just jumped the main strain that that was above it. It's a natural thing that happens all the time But because it's the new main strain More than which is always changing right the new one is always jumping the old one Uh, now it's dominating this new strain is dominating the northeast which is just It they're just saying that that's taken over but the headline doesn't say that right the headline looks like oh here it comes Yeah buckle down for the holidays again It's so interesting that people can't see that these people even the the baby boomers can't see But here's the thing it's happening.

1:26:29It's a cold now. Okay. Mm -hmm So if it's a cold now Imagine if the news freaked you out every time the cold was going around. Yep Do you know how nuts that would be if the news was telling you the you had to get an experimental medical intervention every time the cold came around Even though you keep catching the cold the in the news never tells you hey You gotta lose weight the news never tells you hey time to get in shape. Hey time start taking vitamins Hey time starts sleeping better. Hey You need a lot of water the news doesn't tell you that it tells you you only have to get Chemicals chemicals injected into your body.

1:27:05That's the only way you get to fix this. Yeah We have to just keep injecting chemicals into our body It's the only way to get better and now a commercial from Burger King Right after that brought to you by Pfizer. Yeah. Yeah, it's wild But boomers they grew up with the news that's they never really got into the internet unless they get into Facebook groups Yeah, I read another crazy statistic today that uh, I think it's like 13 to 35 year olds are off of Facebook. It was 77 % 10 years ago down to like 30 % today The only dude I know uses Facebook's my friend Tommy Jr. And he's 50 I could see why Tommy Jr.

1:27:45would be on Facebook. He's always on Facebook. Yeah, I don't even have Instagram I don't even use it. He's gonna come on the podcast. We're gonna do a podcast. Oh, that's gonna be great Yeah, he's uh one of my longest running friends. We've been friends for 30 years Yeah, I knew that dude when he was 19 and I was 24. That's what we met. He's so fine to watch play pool just a real Uh, what a Boston slash New Yorkers slash Connecticut. Yeah, so Connecticut. That's what new you that's what Connecticut is you nailed it without nailing it Yeah, like it Connecticut really is like Boston in New York out of kid.

1:28:21Yeah, it's like half a telling and half Irish whatever it is You know, it's like that's what that's what Connecticut is it's a combination of Boston and love the sweatsuit that I'm rocking right but Tommy Jr. has got his own accent When he comes on the podcast people go, oh shit. That's maybe my best impression. Oh, he Jr. Oh, yeah, he's great You got any of that good stuff? You smoking you smoke what are we doing gonna hit something? What are we doing? Yeah, there's a picture I took of Tommy Jr. When we all did a show together in Atlantic City Remember any at Atlantic City had weed stores. Yeah, and he took a I think it was like a 250 milligram edible.

1:28:58We're eating See if you can find that photo of Tommy Jr. baked out of his mind How was it 300 milligrams? What does it say underneath it 300 300 milligrams look at them Dude Don't leave me Stay close. Do you mind if we hold hands?

1:29:21I've been friends with that dude forever. Oh forever and I was so much fun Yeah, so far boy. Yeah, and he would have been like a legit top of the food chain pool player If he didn't retire because he realized there was no future in it if he didn't stop playing all the time He was one of the best players in the world when he was like 19 20 years old. Yeah, killer But he was like there's no future He tells the story about watching this guy Neptune Joe Freighty Neptune Joe Freighty was on legend In New Jersey Neptune Joe from Neptune Billiards and he had like half his teeth and he had a cigarette in his hand while he was playing and he would play with his mouth open like this He was a killer But he would play like he would like get into this like trance and his like mouth built But he was I'm watching this guy and I'm sweating out.

1:30:11We're playing for like $200 and He doesn't have a fucking puck to piss in or a window to throw out of it. I can't win I can't win this guy's a killer and I'm realizing like is this my future? What the fuck? So he stopped playing pool my favorite When I think of funny things about Tommy a big one because you're all obviously always Commentating you're in the fucking super zone next to the octagon Be your homies or flank to the back right? And something that always happens you might not even know this actually But it always happens to him is there'll be a great fight happening and he'll take a picture He likes taking pictures while things happening.

1:30:49I don't play these games because I don't want to miss a fucking thing I know how this goes So he'll take a picture and if a knockout happens you can bet the house that he will be posting that picture and have his head down for that moment Well Like he always misses a fucking head kick or a fucking place goes wild and the lights go up and he doesn't even know what happened Also Tommy can barely see right when he's looking down his phone. Right. He's got to like is that T or W I got a post this to Facebook and it just The whole place goes wild shit like you didn't see a Tommy fuck every posting important documents He's a man every now you can you can almost you can almost know there's gonna be a knock big knockout if Tommy's looking down at his phone the odds go up tremendously.

1:31:41He's one of the funniest non pool Non -commedians totally that I know I always love when we go to the east coast and hang out with him But pool players are funny man. They're outcasts. You know That's what I love the most when I was a kid when I went to New York and I started hanging out at this executive billiards place It was near my house. I Fucking just love being around misfits. They were all misfits totally. I always felt like a misfit man I never felt like I fit in anywhere like with regular people that had regular families and regular jobs like oh my god What am I gonna talk to you about I want to be around a wild people yeah, these people are all wild I was having this conversation with Ray Mysterio Jr.

1:32:19It's just the other night. It's like pro wrestlers strippers comedians Prox stars rock stars cool players. Yeah fighters They're all the most fun people to be with because they just live in this wild lifestyle like how did you figure out to do that? Yeah, how are you doing that? You know like when you hang out with Gordon like how are you strangling people for a living? Yeah, we're trying to convince him. Yeah, my buddy Kyle. We're trying to convince him to Do a jujitsu match blindfolded. Oh, that's hilarious I think he's I think he wants to do it could be fun. It's fun pitching ideas to him because he can dominate humans and he will be able to do it a lot of his feel A lot of his feel there's certain things stand up with suck Wrestling with suck you wouldn't you wouldn't be able to anticipate people shooting on you and stuff But he would just like go to the ground immediately.

1:33:10Yeah, you know like when he fought Nikki rod in Abu Dhabi Remember he was telling us before the fight what he was gonna do He was I'm just gonna give him a leg and let him take me down then I'll submit him Yeah, he just gave him his leg. Yeah, but he didn't make it look like he was giving him his legs to Nikki rod Thought that he got his leg. No, he made it look like he was giving him his leg. He gave his leg You've seen it. Well, yeah find Gordon Ryan versus Nikki rod by the way There's like a feud between those guys. Yeah, I have zero side. I think Craig Jones is the shit You know, I love that dude.

1:33:41He's hilarious Craig Jones is so you ever filed Craig Jones on Instagram. He does dick pill ads He does this ad rather for um We does dick pill ads, dude. He does it ad for like some testosterone replacement therapy place But the way he doesn't is so fucking funny. It's it's all it's like you don't know him You don't know if he's being honest or if he's telling the truth or it's sarcasm. It's just ridiculous But he's like a comic. He's really fucking funny, man But see if you can find Gordon Ryan versus Nikki rod Yeah, that video we can find too, but uh that's on his Instagram, but Gordon Ryan versus uh Nikki rod and Nikki rod is a beast Like he's a monster to handle like a real physical freak.

1:34:28So look here begins They start grappling and Gordon just gives him his own. Oh, he does. Yeah, he gave it to him. He gave it to him. Wow He's like come on. Let's go to the ground And then Nikki is trying to figure out what to do and Gordon's like come on Come on in here. It's pretty quick once he gets a hold of him Once he gets a hold of him here it is So he scrambles you scoots in and he gets inside control once he gets inside control you're in a lot of trouble So he gets his legs. Oh, Nikki got out. So but Nikki's backing out because he knows like he doesn't want a piece of that What do you do?

1:35:05You got to do two jitsy with the guy here in a real conundrum here Yeah, well Nikki rod's best chances are to take you down and hold you down and and pass you he's got an amazing guard pass He's a super powerful guy like like a real freak athlete genetically like Outstanding jeans and crazy work ethic and you know everything. He's got everything And then he was also with Donna her forever So that's where they then they trained together a bunch of scoot ahead a little so you can see the submission So eventually they lock up So when Nikki gets on top of him and commits to being on top of him then Gordon can get a hold of that leg So he's he's getting control of Nikki's left leg right now as we speak He's like sneaking deeper and deeper into it now.

1:35:51He's now he's really locking onto it Now he's tying it up now. He's rolling under now Nikki's in a lot of trouble now now this is real bad Because he's got a really firm grip on the ankle and then he laced his legs over now. It's the heel hook He's got a tap. He's got a tap here. That's it It's getting real close. This is fucking super nasty and so once he gets the inside heel hook or the this is a regular heel hook once he gets it Nikki has to tap Wow Yeah, it's just there's levels to submissions and Gordon is at the highest level But there's also levels to like physicality and Nikki's at the highest level and he's getting better at you Just they're a big rivalry right now But Gordon is just so far ahead of everybody technically and work ethic -wise and just it's it's fascinating to watch a guy That is only 28 years old That is dominating this insane sport where most guys are going like back and forth back and forth one guy beats one guy another guy beats another guy He's just mushing everybody and he's so fine.

1:36:53He was a killtony last night again comes so often His mom was supposed to be at my shows in Florida, but his mom's a lyrus. I got sick exactly. I mean they just You know, I think there's really something to having A great sense of humor and being a great martial artist. Well, that's Craig then because Craig Jones You know, everybody calls him like the number two best grapple in the world like behind Gordon But Gordon's bigger Gordon's on the saws. I don't think I don't think Craig's on the saws I think it's part of what Craig is always joked around about He really says that you need you need the correct uh He did that this thing where he's like you need the correct balance between steroids and autism So I've been taking a bunch of vaccines Trying to get autism That's amazing Funny man.

1:37:46It's funny Also a stone cold killer. He's um volcanovsky's jujitsu instructor. Oh He's always working with volcanovsky. I don't know why they had a separation Gordon and him, but it was apparently it was the the whole team You know, they separated be team and what they call new wave now Used to be the ton of her death squad, but Gary tonin and a bunch of guys stayed with Gordon so All those guys are in Austin now, right? Everybody is yeah From both groups They're both in Austin Which is kind of crazy. They both they both move. They're all moved here together from Puerto Rico And then they split off into two groups and they don't talk to each other anymore.

1:38:26Oh Yeah, I like it It's unfortunate Is what it is But it's um the world of a martial artist like we were saying like that those people they're fun people They're they're people are doing a wild thing a very different thing they're not The regular people that are tied down to regular jobs is just so much restrictions and the way you think about things The way express yourself the fun you can have the the stuff you can talk about. It's like they're so restricted Yeah, it's like that's a sucky place to be man. You don't want to be in that spot. Yeah Yeah, I mean Sugar Sean O'Malley never misses an episode of Kilt Tony is real out of Sanya never misses an episode It goes on and on and on also fighters need something fun to break it and like right like regular Talk shows are not gonna do it for them.

1:39:21They need they need some wild shit. Yeah, and that's I think that's the thing that Kilt Tony is really tapped into in this weird culture that we have right now where you don't get wild comedy movies anymore You know anytime someone puts out wild stand -up they get attacked with a million articles about them being Whatever phobic you could think of it's just Kilt Tony just resonates during that time. Yeah, it's also like why protect our parks does so well exactly Because we just do it the same way we've always done. Yeah, just four comics hanging out together getting fucked up Drinking beer out of funnels.

1:39:55I love it. I love it I saw clip the other day someone sent me of you guys watching the eye and gay no more I am delivered. She's like oh Kilt Tony. I love it Like these bastards Yeah, we went on this rant about Kanye. Jamie what were you saying the you thought that Kanye was gonna be on this week because that oh Maybe I still show up, but no, he's got a new I'm coming out. He had a crazy rant. Yeah, Kanye We were we were saying that all in these is one good album and he's back In this new albums I'm guaranteed it's gonna be a banger. Oh my Kanye fucking. I'm a oh yeah I'm I'm just a believer. Oh, yeah.

1:40:34No, you're the biggest Kanye fan alive. Yeah. Yeah, when I told you I was gonna have Kanye in the podcast You fucking oh, yeah, I sent you a yeah I listen to a dog human to yeah Yeah, you gotta listen to this start with this album go to that album. Yeah, people talk shit about I was new stuff The old Kanye's a thing, but it's like you want him a little crazy. He's the evolution So like whatever he does is where the industry is going to be in three to five years everybody is so far behind him That everybody younger than him and everybody listening has to catch up Years behind because you can't just copy it.

1:41:15Yeah So well, you're always gonna have guys like that Yeah, wild pioneers. Yeah, they're always at least slightly unhinged. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's above and beyond He is above and he's not beyond hens do you want greatness or not right? Do you want greatness or not? Oh, this next album is crazy No doubt guaranteed No, it's a debut and he has so much to talk about yeah, you know the that freestyle part too from God damn it the one that people don't know whether it's AI or whether it's him Jamie. Do you know what I'm talking about? I listen to it all the time. So there's like a it's heavily debated whether it's actually Kanye or whether it's AI this thing right yeah, why Is it new because Kanye hasn't commented on it at all?

1:42:05The guy the actual rapper doesn't talk about it. It's another rapper. He did a duet with yeah, it's on spaz boy What's it called the link I clicked is loading slow it's some freestyle part two or something the loading slow because probably everybody on planet earth is listening to it right now but the lyrics are Unbelievable so now here's the interesting part is like Kanye has so much he can talk about now Interesting so just to add to this right I try I've found the people talking about it on Reddit from three months ago Yeah, that video has been taken down from a copyright claim from Take a music label interesting right so might be it might be real then I find it and the lyrics are Diabolical The as he's talking about Adidas.

1:42:51He's talking about this. He's talking about that. Ooh. It's powerful. Are we allowed to play it? I mean, we might not be allowed to play it. We might get in trouble. It's so good and it's hilarious Yes It's funny. It's profound. It's everything. What he is is it? I've asked Tony Yeah, this is different That's yeah, okay. Is that how it starts? Now it's not that fast. This is like a remix or something. Let's hear it though I might not die a hundred after that happened if it was AI then there's gonna be a bunch of people making copies to steal It should be on Spotify and those sorts of stuff really yeah, okay, but it's not I got taken down It was on a YouTube video is taken down so maybe someone re -uploaded it and they weren't allowed to that's kind of what I'm saying right Right, which is of course gonna happen Yeah, yeah Welcome to the internet.

1:43:51Yeah, freestyle part two. That's what's so cool about releasing an album now Yes Yeah, good set of guys name right there. Yeah, he comes in in like 20 seconds I So this is the first guy he's gonna come in and who is this guy? What's this is rundown spaz rundown spaz I'm sorry American kiss my balls You know it's kind easy. I'm done being preachy. I'm a different species. It's easy To the devil get beneath me All I did was tell that truth and nobody believe me On the boat getting here out in the tea leave my wife's to these is the days they gon pull my dick on the cover of us weekly Make she show my ass crack riding a raci -coco G &C black on black easy season black on black easy out the box like a crack a jack Mr Ego many yack them people trying to pay me back can say I ain't change right real nigga all the fact Mixed the artwork that I mixed gospel with chat.

1:45:30I fucking dang those snap your career I made that you're with the fuckies. Yeah, you know exactly where I'm at all right, cuz of my boss Act bitch. I'm back like a broad strap command see you all kept tilling here government ain't playing faith They want it. Yeah, yeah, we got the right house around the niggas everywhere next year I pull up to the fucking man got let in my underwear I don't care used to be a billionaire. That's a thousand million. Yeah, I like to borrow my money I don't care you can't stop a fucking guy Hey 2024 came in the game brother the girls broke all the lights for what you got for what I wore foot on the devil's net for the law I'm done tap dancing on tall no more interviews with the falls y 'all can't eat Vicky school I pissed on my Grammy Awards, cuz I don't need an award.

1:46:21Yeah, I don't need your applause Yeah, I told you I was a guy low monodic to my mind low monodic to my wife Maybe you want to take my life bitch. I do with my ice and you know I'll pay that they won't yeah For all my dick singing kumbaya The deed is fair love cuz they ain't got you Thank God yeah, I can't sell me, but you can't cancel. Yeah, if there was no jay that will be no yeah, you know I spazin Why you got so much cap in your cash Even though that I be Yeah, so I'm looking on a People talking about on Reddit there is a there is a discussion if it's real or not, but that sounded pretty real sound Pretty real sounds if it's not AI's got my vote right if it wasn't that would have to have been a crazy AI Experiment that we haven't heard anything that close to it if AI is that good I welcome them Welcome them to create our rap songs.

1:47:23Yeah, I read a lot about it And what they said was that the inhale that's one of Kanye's like trademarks in between when he's rapping because he leaves that in that That's what I was catching on to that be really hard to fake yeah, yeah, but AI would know that no So that wouldn't I don't think there's they're not saying in AI made that what they're saying How it would have been the fake is the guy who wrote rundown spaz I guess well they're saying he would have written that recorded it and then used Like almost like deep faking to just copy his Kanye's voice over his voice Well, they definitely could do that we just watched that with that lady the White House Secretary lady with Obama They 100 % could do that It's sound it's tough to do that though with AI I think at least this was four months ago when this was made and this was a guy and as you know They said somebody at a laboratory again I read a lot about it and they said that the breath thing in AI is kind of like how they can't do fingers in AI So there's like you know how crazy it is to say that four months ago.

1:48:20They couldn't do that. Yeah, but now we know they could Isn't that wild Jamie? They're like think about like that made sense to all of us when you said four months ago. They couldn't do as well Oh, yeah four months ago at what time in history Has there been a timeline where four months ago seems like forever? Yeah, like when someone sends you an article and you look at you Oh, it's from May You like dismiss it Like this is like five months ago. Whatever Get out of here with that. Oh, this is seven months ago. Oh my god. This is 2022 What do you like reading ancient history to me? When you say that something could do something now like when we're talking about Michael Hastings car 2010 could they do that?

1:49:00I think they could do that Now we know they could do that Like four months ago if you said I don't know if they could do that Kanye song like that four months ago unless they made it a lab now 100 % yeah, how many times has Duncan Trussell taking your voice and how you said say ridiculous things in the green room to us? Oh, yeah He's hilarious with that so fast. It's so funny and it sounds exactly like me He sounds exactly like you and you're like praising things that suck Yeah, well, it's the last one he did with you He's done a bunch of them. He takes people that I don't necessarily like and makes me talk about how much I love them And about I've tried to focus on their positive qualities Dana Lucas hates that Duncan does that he like gets scared like there's a ghost in the room like turn that off Which is why he made that rap song about David Lucas.

1:50:01Yeah Wow, it's so crazy. I haven't him around is so important. Oh We have such a great crew. Oh the squad is crazy. It's so good. It's when we're all working out together I'm looking like this is so crazy. It's Brian Simpson a song. Yeah Derek Poston. Yeah, Shane Gillis. Yeah, Matt McCusker Dylan so many good guys. So Gora Christina Pizzitsky There's so many good guys here. Yeah, so many good comments. Min's a big one. Oh my god I haven't holstered around is amazing and all the big dogs want to come back all the time There's people all how about how I'm in Delia the night. Oh my god He's like I want to do this.

1:50:39I was trying to convince him to be a comic again Yeah, I go do you have so much money like you don't need any more money if this is what you like to do This is what you should be doing like when he's with us. He's like a little kid. Oh, yeah Like this is so fun and he went up on stage. He had so much fun. Oh, yeah Like he just showed up and I was like do you want to go up? You can tell he's like Um, I don't have to it's okay I'd like you to go up if you'd like to go up do you want to go up? I was like yeah Okay, okay, you go up after Brian Brian's up next And he's just like oh my god. Yeah, you could see it gets all giddy because you can't buy that Yeah, he comes backstage.

1:51:13He's like it's so fun. God. I want to do this again all the time I saw he was at the ice house the other day. So maybe he's doing more stand up. No, he's got the itch We know how to do that. We brought Ron out of retirement. We brought Roseanne out of retirement Ron's on tour again When Ron's girlfriend said Come to Ron's retirement party. Oh, I ain't going to no bullshit party for something that's never gonna happen Ron White is not retiring like what are you talking about? He's always like while retire, but I'll do your club I go, Ron you can do whatever you want, but you're not retiring. Stop saying you're in a retire You're just one of the greatest of all time.

1:51:46You're not retiring. Shut the fuck up. He's so funny He's better now than he's ever been. Oh, yeah, he's so sharp because he's working with us all the time He's doing sets all the time he comes on nights where he's not where he doesn't even want to do sets Yeah, it's just a home away from home. He needs to be around comedians Well, when we had that Christmas party the other night We're all huddled up in the green room like this is our safe space. Yeah, this is like it's a clubhouse It's like the ultimate clubhouse. Yeah, so fun. It's the best the last that we have in that room are so so insane the Hardness of the laughs.

1:52:22It's so silly so fun It's so fun It's just we're so lucky You know like I was saying the other day with us working out with the rock. I was like is this real life? Like what is this? Like this fun thing that we get to do like We've just engineered this very bizarre life. Yeah, I get to golf with Ron Golf is like a four or five hour adventure. Yeah, and there's unbelievable quiet moments where You know, it's it's times like because it's not like hunting where you have to kind of be quiet Yeah, so like he could snipe and say something from A hundred yards away great shot if you're shit goes in the woods or whatever And with his twang I can get unhorrible at impressions But he has the funniest execution when he and that's the thing about that green room when I'm talking about how hard we laugh Like you have protect our parks is one fifth of the room at any given point And they were all together.

1:53:22So it's like a super royal rumble ultra podcast And he'll just snipe with the word yep Something like that does something I get just chaos Yeah, it's we're very fortunate man. Yeah, feel very fortunate really do almost too fortunate like won't while it's happened I'm like god, we're so lucky like how did this happen? Because when we thought about doing this place when you and I who were like the first over the pioneers Out here When we were talking about doing this place like we all had this idea of what it was gonna be But we didn't think it was gonna work out that well We didn't think it was gonna be perfect not that fast I thought it would be perfect, but we were really we really had it at Vulcan Story starts at that crazy cement fucking paper mishay no walls on the stalls You ever went to one of the public restrooms We only we were disgusting It's half of what he didn't flush There was a moment where um Brian Simpson was high as fuck and he looked at me and he goes yo dog Give a look at the chords that hold up those speakers.

1:54:26I go what He goes, you know, I have those speakers are you going to know how how heavy those speakers he goes? Oh hundreds of pounds I go really he goes yeah, he goes look at that goes he goes just two two little skinny ass trans He goes they got no backup with one of those breaks everybody dies I was like Jesus Christ Nick What the fuck I told Nick if you were looking at those chords Yeah, Brian had me totally convinced these giant speakers are gonna fall into people in the front row Yeah, so many memories from that place that places wild that was the place where we decided that we were gonna open a club When Ron like grabbed me by my shoulders The way of the fuck we have to do we're doing this yeah, you gotta open up a club.

1:55:06Yeah, that was okay three years ago Three years in a month or two. I was like let's do it. Yeah, it was so wild to be doing shows indoors back then I just found a stash of masks the other day in my truck They're in my little side thing. I didn't know they were in there pull out these fucking stupid surgical masks my god So I'm trying to forget this right so like a time where the world went insane. Yep That's exactly how I feel when I see one they'll pop up and like You know like a near fucking socks or whatever crazy laundry or shit I was watching a video on YouTube of a car review and these guys were in this car and they both had masks on I'm like nope I don't want to see it.

1:55:47Yeah, I don't want to see this I don't I don't want to just like it's gonna annoy me so much right These guys are doing this stupid thing that everybody had to do Well, that's what I'm saying at the airports I noticed especially on the insides of airports people do it and like like I was like I glazed over earlier When I saw a barista wearing two masks. It's almost like This sounds terrible, but it's like seeing a wild animal in the wild because I'm like trying to study the situation I'm like what are they thinking are they sick? Are they super sick? I'm like waiting for them to cough or Breathe heavy or something because you have to think to yourself like Are you paying any attention to anything and it's also an anxiety thing And some people like the mask Some people actually liked wearing a mask Because at least part of them was covered I didn't have it to expose Part of their expressions to you like people that were socially awkward.

1:56:45Maybe they like being behind a mask You know one thing I noticed at a Building I used to live in one of the guys that worked that you'd see a lot around the building Um always wore the mask and I'm like that's so interesting I wonder if he has a pre -existing condition because he doesn't seem his attitude and his energy wasn't a mask wearing Energy if that makes sense. I don't know I it's I don't know but That's what I felt and then I saw him without the mask and he had a weird uh like a What's the thing where you cuss sometimes? Yeah, he had like Tourette's but just with his face whatever that is where it was like a He would do like a little tics.

1:57:28Yeah, tics. He had face tics. Yeah And then I realized oh his life is just a little bit easier He feels more normal behind the mask. Sure because you don't see it if he's wearing it Yeah, and I think some people are hiding behind they like to hide behind it makes them feel better And then there's also this thing where like some people had like a very high level of anxiety already Yeah, and they only get their information in little echo chambers You know, which I think we're all guilty of to some extent But they get their information from these echo chambers and they really believe everything the mainstream news says And especially when it's ideologically connected.

1:58:04That's what's so crazy It's like taking a vaccine taking a medicine Somehow another became ideologically connected with you being a progressive Well -educated open -minded liberal Whereas being skeptical of the companies that have the biggest fucking criminal fines in medical history Like giant crazy fines for lying Like those guys you should trust and if you don't trust them Well, you must be some Trump or anti -vaxxer some fool Yeah, who's taking veterinary medicine. Oh, you fool right And to see that Be a dividing narrative was very enlightening because to me you know, because I was caught up in the middle of it all I was like oh, it's an ideology thing.

1:58:56It's a thing that humans do where you just believe a collected group of ideas That matches with your social circle Maybe your economic circle Maybe the you know the the education circle the people that you know that are all like operating in your world And you all just believe it wholesale without investigating it and if you get critical of it at all you get attacked So you back off that you don't want that I don't know how that happened. I don't know if that was a natural course of events Or if that was like socially engineered if it was socially engineered my god, it's brilliant is brilliant Like if that was like if you want to go full -alcohols Jones and say that was like a test run For like a real pandemic to see how people would react and how quickly they'd roll over You would go wow though shocking Because people that I really respected That we're really intelligent people were terrified of discussing the possibility That maybe you're not getting the whole truth about all of it whether it's the origins of the virus the medications Effective in treating the virus What's legal and why it's legal and why it's being mandated like if you don't even if you're not even If any skepticism at all you're attacked for it's like that's brilliant How did they do that did they do that because it's just like the perfect storm of a terrifying pandemic a bunch of people freaking out And then this solution that gets offered that everybody thinks like if you don't get to that solution then you're a part of the problem But the orchestrating of it all it's like it makes me It makes me regain this idea that Society can be engineered by like if you were like some crazy cabal of super billionaires like the world economic forms I bet you really kind of could Engineer society into a certain direction if you just like you know how they behave when things happen And if you can get a certain narrative out there early enough where you can't no one can call bullshit on it Like the vaccine is a hundred percent effective And if you you get the vaccine you're never going to get a covid the virus stops with you If you can get that out there and enough people can repeat it Then everybody who is against that is against this idea of us getting back to normal And then you already know oh they just start fighting Yeah, this is amazing and then they'll all comply And then they won't admit That the problems that you were talking about like excess deaths and all cause mortality all that stuff young people dying of hard Tax at a record rate they did not They won't look at it right because that goes against their narrative and when all that happened There's two types of people right ones that Need a lot of socializing right like we Hang out and talk to people we ask questions not to start direct family right people other like minded people and whatnot And the information oh you know somebody that got it like I know You know what I mean like right and I think a lot of people don't have that so they were going to the internet right Especially shuttons exactly But also everybody because we had nothing else to fucking do right?

2:02:08I mean that had to be the time when the most data I bet I'm sure there's a record for that like I'm sure that That has to be a record for Wi -Fi use and dad like I mean everyone's home. Yeah, just consuming and everyone's full of anxiety Which brings me to my next point of thing which is like I just read a thing about how corporate trolling is a big thing Like buying these corporations are buying in the ability to inform Misinformation there's a crazy But it's in the same post on reddit from corporate trolls or something like that what percent? 15 % I think that thing I read was higher Shit, but it's like holy shit.

2:02:51It's a thing and it which means it could have been a thing then Right, so which is why yeah, go ahead even the people that like we were talking about the baby boomers Just being spoon fed the news even the people that think their one level smarter Are reading things that are easily bought by a multi -billion dollar corporation something we you know We wouldn't spend money on that information, but I wouldn't say What a wild thing to do to hire someone to get a narrative out and to pretend you're a regular person arguing online And it's totally legal. It's really deception new study at least 15 % of all reddit content is corporate trolls trying to manipulate public opinion now Is that fraud?

2:03:31What is that? It's not technically fraud. What is it though if you're pretending to be a person Should you have to sign a contract when you use a social media account like you know this nicky hailey lady I think she wants everybody to have to like expose their name and their ID whenever they post But the problem with that is then that discourages like government whistleblowers and things along those lines If someone has like some important information that they have to get out You know and also foreign countries that'll kill people You can't if you if you have the rules applied to America you're gonna have to have those rules applied to other countries How many what percentage of people that are on Twitter Are from the rest of the world outside of America.

2:04:12It's got to be pretty high So how are you gonna enforce that you're not gonna be able to but even if you did Like this idea that that's a good thing Like I see why they would say that But you should at least Have to somehow another prove that you're an individual I don't know how you would do that without giving up your information But maybe you don't have to do it publicly, but there should be a way Well, we know you're not a troll Like Fuckin man the only problem with that is like it's a trap because the way is like a digital ID And you don't want to give up a digital ID You don't want to have like a thing that shows you Everywhere you go online because someone would be able to just do things with that They'll be able to manipulate you from that into having something this attached to something else like whether it's a vaccine passport or a social credit score or You know centralized digital currency that's on that phone with that app with your unique ID This is how we're gonna stop bank fraud you're gonna have a unique ID nobody's gonna be able to steal your money Your money's all digital now technically they could track everything about your life So when you see look at somebody your glasses can say how often they eat at this restaurant everything So the is the solution to just allow the trolls allow corporate trolls and hope that people are smart enough to realize That they're being fucked with But like what if those corporate trolls are shifting public opinion and it actually costs lives That's where it gets weird like what if they lie about something Because they don't want to have responsibility for something that they did So they obscure the truth with these corporate trolls and it gets messy enough where people just argue it out and they slide through and You know when you think about the intentions behind who would they attack what types of things Would they try to manipulate it's the things that would threaten them?

2:06:03Yeah Need a little clarification on this as I tried to dig through the article article is paid paid for behind up medium So I can't get there but paid for by trolls right exactly What it actually says behind it is 15 % of the top 100 subreddits found to have content that was likely posted by bots or corporate trolls Specifically aimed at promoting certain companies or organizations. I don't know why if that's why that's so Hard to believe when we know how many trolls are on Facebook and Instagram and there's constant trolls I was looking at someone was someone was getting attacked for something like pretty minor But it was just like reading the comments of this page and I do this thing now where I go and I'll read something Seems like a little weird or off or something and then I go to their page.

2:06:53Oh, you're a fake account Like this is a fake account there you have no posts. You're you're restricted. No one can see it. You have no You know no followers you have like 15 followers like oh, okay. This is fake. You got a fake account How many of these are there? How many of these are there that are just constantly commenting on things and trying to stir up bullshit Weird it's but it and it's legal So if right now there's no law that prevents corporations from Hiring people to pretend that they're a person or using AI to pretend they're a person to put a narrative out If that's not illegal Like what is that?

2:07:30Like what kind of deception is that you're not allowed a lie, right? Like if a corporation is found that they're they're lying about data They get fined if they if they're if it's found out that they're lying about environmental problems They've created whatever they get fined right they get in trouble people can go to jail But if you could just have like a bunch of people constantly lying for you or if it's AI Have AI constantly lying for you. Yeah, obscuring the truth Publishing misleading papers right AI could just start publishing papers You know because papers get accepted sometimes that are fucking loony like are you aware of the The grievance fraud papers Okay, it's a really fascinating story So these guys who are legitimate academics They they just it's a Helen Proc Pluckrose um Do you do you have it?

2:08:31Can you pull it up? um James Lindsay and Fuck Peter goes in sorry Peter Brain for brain freeze But the three of them put together these um These grievance papers where they were fake Like fake papers based on ridiculous things like Rape culture the dog park you know like and hetero normative behavior the dog park like weird shit like a fat body building Like fake papers. Yeah, and some of them won awards Yeah Like could up put up the uh the grievance studies affair Okay, the grievance studies affair was project with team of authors Peter Rogozian James A. Lindsay and Helen Pluckrose to highlight what they saw as poor scholarship and erosion of standards and several academic fields Taking place over 2017 2018 their project entails submitting bogus papers to academic journals on topics from the field of critical social theory or in Derogatory terms wokery Culturequeer race gender fat and sexuality studies to determine whether or not they would pass through peer review and be accepted for publication Several of these papers were subsequently published With the authors cited in support of their contention Yeah, okay, so let's find out what the names of the studies were because they were very funny like some of them were really really really ridiculous So basically these are reviewed by other supposedly academic humans Yeah, so Peter Rogozian who was was he at the University of Portland um What are the names of the papers here?

2:10:14Okay human reactions to rape culture and queer performativity in urban dog parks in Portland, Oregon Oh my god, it's amazing. They're all retracted obviously because people found out that they're fake studies Going in through the back door challenging straight male homo hysteria and transphobia through receptive penetrative sex toy use My god, can we read that what is that That's hilarious. It's amazing. It's amazing. There was saying that like guys of homophobia you should get pegged And that'll get over you'll get over the transphobia that has to review that and they're like yeah I'm not going to be the one that gets in trouble for They were saying amazing.

2:10:59We like what you're saying They ever attracted to articles come to light that is not present genuine research His article was not authored by M. Smith as stated on submission, but Peter Rogozian Helen plug rose James Lindsay of all publicly admitted It was written by them under false pretense State very little research literature exists concerning receptive penetration anal eroticism in straight men Of particular interests is impact upon other factors relevant to masculinities sex roles and the studies of sex life Several it's hard to read this because it says redacted over the top of it Nullslike would be relevant straight male sexuality including massibatory play with penetrative toys Specifically this study seeks to explore do men who report greater discomfort with receptive penetrative anal eroticism also report less transphobia Less obedience to masculine gender norms greater partner sensitivity and greater awareness about rape The study uses semi -structured interviews with 13 men to explore this question Analyze with a naturalist and constructivist grounded theory approach in the context of sexualities research and introduces trans hysteria As parallel concept to Anderson's homo hysteria this analysis recognizes i can't read that it's covered over socially remedial value for encouraging male anal eroticism with sex toys encouraging Something looking they were just trying to say that the social sciences are bullshit Yeah, and then all this theory and all this the you're these are insane people They're talking about nonsense and so they made these papers and you know some of them won awards They're basically saying if you shove stuff up a straight guy's ass it'll fix all those problems.

2:13:06Yeah I'm out of these people to read that and don't go what the fuck are you talking about yeah There's people to read that and go yeah What a grad. Yeah, I like it. I wonder how long the paper. I think that is probably what's going on. Yeah, it's probably with their missing With the everyone's a misfit that's what it is yeah misfits have found themselves And they've they've formed these groups in universities where they're teaching kids and they're teaching them nonsense And so when a paper slips through that under A civilization that has its wits about it The the highest levels of education would read that and go what the fuck are you talking about What are you talking about man you're talking about you guys do a study where you peg dudes to see if you could clear Clear them of trans hysteria.

2:14:01Oh my god. What do you what the fuck are you doing? I want to know the results Yeah Results are all fake. They made it all up all the researchers fake now there was with a bunch of them But it's just Funny that it's not through because that's how nuts things are the things are so nuts in universities You have so many crazy people teaching kids Imagine being a kid too when you're you're finally getting away from your dad Maybe your dad's a dope maybe he's a fox news monkey and he just fucking always parroting everything that they say and you're like God, I can't wait to get away from my repressive father And you get to a school and these new people embrace you and you know They take you in you get to be a part of this new group and this new group has a totally different ideology from your parents Man fuck your parents and fuck the colonists and like yeah, fuck the colonists and next thing You know you're on board with this shit and then one day you wake up and you're like 27 Yeah, you're working Hey, like where am I taxes going?

2:14:59It's wild. We had a We had like I think she was 25 or something year old girl pulled out of the bucket yesterday on last night on killtony and she uh And she mentioned that she broke up with her boyfriend Because she found videos of him sucking a dude's dick on his computer while wearing her clothes Whoo, so he would when she was away he would put on her Feminine clothes and have guys to mow like it. Yeah, I got asked there's yeah Everybody's got their thing don't he yeah It's it's wild times It is I asked I asked or I go did he come out his gay after that? Did he come out of your closet? Do how much of this trend that you see in society towards whether it's trans Gendrism or queerness or this acceptance of this not just except but celebration of the lbgtq lifestyle Is it possible that a percentage of that is influenced and engineered Just like these corporate trolls or influencing narratives is there a percentage where China is making everybody gay And Russia right yeah, you think do you think it's possible?

2:16:20I don't think it's 100 I'm not saying the gay people don't exist. I'm not saying the gay people and trans people shouldn't be free Of course you should be that's what I'm saying what I'm saying is how many lost people are being influenced by a narrative That is in some way being influenced by foreign governments I'm not saying it's all of it, but is it 5 % like what's the number like what what is the number That where this message gets elevated specifically as a way To whether it's demoralized or confused or cause Some sort of societal disruption like if I was in a foreign government and I was going to figure out a way to Fuck with the country What better way than have a bunch of gender confusion right and people mad about gender confusion?

2:17:10I guarantee you that per capita there's more Gays in America than there are in China if you can hand out that questionnaire Maybe not though. Maybe it's like the Catholic schoolgirl thing Were you telling they can't do it and they just want to do it. All right. Let me put it this way I guarantee you there's more people willing to admit their gay in America But in China and Russia. Oh, yeah, for sure Well, I think in Russia you ever seen a Russian admit to being gay. I think it's illegal I think there's something correct like what are the laws in Russia on gay that was one of the things that pussy riot We're Girl punk band pussy riot.

2:17:53Yeah, they were Russian. Yeah The bro you want to be an activist in Russia. That's a different kind of courage That's a different kind of courage. Yeah, that's a different kind of courage You want to do protests in Russia? They beat the fuck out of you. They'll lock you in jail. Right But I think there's like laws against homosexuality. Yes, Stalin in 1934 made it Illegal for anal sex between men three to five years in prison meant And then you're in a prison butt fucking forever. Right, but that was illegal in America at the time too. Lenny Bruce He used to have a joke about that Laney one of Laney Bruce's rare jokes that culturally still work today He was like Dig so you take these guys That uh, they're into guys and you say hey, he can't be gay.

2:18:44That's illegal. So you lock them up With a bunch of men and one half sex with them Yeah, that's amazing They knew the guys were fucking each other in prison in the 50s in the 60s everybody knew it But homosexuality at that time I think was illegal in America At least in some way Sodomy as well as illegal right, but that's what that is right so you can be gay. Just can't do anything Cosotomy is mouth and and but Okay, yeah, yeah, and then it changed the same sex Automia in some states along the way finally So straight people could do their mouth and butt thing Who was the last? God you convicted 2003 last dude was eating ass.

2:19:32Yeah, the 1860s I bet you can figure it out. I'll buy him up. No Georgia no 2003 New York Texas, yeah, yeah, yeah, West for Texas. It was three guys arrested for eating ass Your honor. He was eating that girl's eyes. I walked in. I called him a little of something against our lord Missouri had a law against homosexual conduct. Oh Wow, we could all get arrested that crazy thing about calling it Sodomy is like you're talking about Sodom and Gomorrah You're talking about a biblical thing Like that's what's wild about that term like that's the origin of the term Sodomy So if you're saying that someone can't do gay stuff You're saying they can't do gay stuff because the Bible says that's illegal Lawrence first Texas is what it's called wow That's not 2003 is a landmark decision of U .S.

2:20:26Supreme Court in which the court ruled that sanctions of criminal punishment for consensual non adult non -procreative sexual activity commonly referred to as Sodomy laws are unconstitutional The court reaffirmed the concept of a right to privacy that earlier cases had found the U .S. Constitution provides even though It is not explicitly explicitly enumerated It based its ruling on the notion that personal autonomy to find one's own relationships and of American traditions of non interference with private sexual decisions between consenting adults Fucking duh. Imagine it took till 2003 That is nuts.

2:21:06Yeah, so in 1998 John Gettis Lawrence Jr an older white man was arrested along with tyrant garner a younger black man at Lawrence's apartment in Harris County, Texas Garner's former boyfriend had called the police claiming that there was a man with a weapon in the apartment What a bitch move. Oh, man, a bitch move. He's a old white man ex -boyfriends just getting pounded by some beast He's got a gun Garner's former boyfriend and called the police claiming that there was a man with a weapon in the apartment sheriff Deppity said they found the men engaging in sexual intercourse. Oh, what the book?

2:21:50Imagine imagine you're the middle of it some good old butt fucking And just a bunch of police with revolver swatting this fucking fucking Oh, no, yeah, stop stop. They got night vision on shit. Fuck it. They brought a dog Jesus Christ Lawrence and garner were charged with misdemeanor under Texas anti -satami law Imagine they broken these guys house while they were having sex and they charged them with the anti -satami law Both pleaded no contest and received a fine assisted by the American civil organization lambda legal um Not to be confused as nambla North American man boy love association. You know, that's a real thing.

2:22:41Yeah, that's crazy Lawrence and garner appealed their sentences through the Texas Court of Appeals that ruled in 2000 The satami law was unconstitutional Texas appealed to have the court. Wow Texas is like nope Sounded it were appealing out of peel You name butt fucking in my county son One look at here page 25 right here in the good book says no butt fucking oh my god, you'll let one in man. I'm all in yeah man cannot lay us with another man Oh my god. Yeah I think what is the the origins of the term satami Can you google that I'm 99 % sure it comes from satami gammora But what is it the describe when it says satami like when you say Like the biblical description.

2:23:30Yeah. Well satamin gammora, right? So they they were apparently engaging in all these awful things And god decided to smite them right that's the story Do you remember the story? I mean someone tried to put a bad name on fucking satami he did something Something happened and I think it was It was like a town right? Yeah, yeah Well, what it was a two -town satamin gammora. Yeah, they were next to each other just both butt fucking just go get out of control Get getting crazy and it's like Vegas sound like Vegas. It was their version of Vegas and everybody was like hey Hey, hey And like we talking about we figured out a way to fucking not have kids.

2:24:10Yeah, and gods like uh Uh, uh, no, not up the butt Sort says it right here. Okay, addresses the people as from satamin gammora Associates satam with shameless sinning and tells Babylon that it will end like those two cities So what happened to satamin gammora in the Bible? Oh, that was the fire in brimstone right can you just find out what it says? I just want to read the description. Is it at the top? Wasn't that it the raft to do Bible study now? Wasn't that it at the top? Yeah, we're doing Bible studies. I know this is a long description doesn't say anything that you're looking for Um Definitely as you can see in my butt fucking in the Bible.

2:24:48I know that It's a lot of like inferred. This is what they were talking about Right It's just it's just to talking about sin But how does it become specifically sin like of butt fucking like if you said someone satamized someone you would say they butt fucked right I'm gonna do like it seems like it seems like religion is kind of penetrated uh Society on this one you know what I mean like in the law because that's what they say Is against the law right? Sotami. Yes, was that part of the thing? Yes, come from like the sin of sotami Yeah, sin of sotam sin of sotam so Why is sotami a sin? Jesus joins other ancient authorities in viewing the sins of the sotamized as the abuse of strangers neglecting the poor and the needy and the stigmatizing of outsiders whoa Wait a minute now it gets weird.

2:25:47Yeah now it gets weird because jea i like what jesus is saying So jesus is saying when you commit sotami the sin is the abusive strangers neglecting the poor and the needy and then stigmatizing of outsiders and then texas like yeah butt fuck basically butt fucking That shit's illegal man don't be butt fucking no no and she is like that's the one he said right Jesus is like no no no no no no i'm saying don't be shitty to strangers go to scroll back down So everything don't don't neglect the poor and the needy and don't stigmatize others See this is how we prevent wars you other people right Jesus saying don't do that and everybody's like yeah No butt fucking jesus had it yeah right here.

2:26:30Hey no stigmatizing around you but imagine if that's what the sins of Sodom and Gamora were they were just shitty to people yeah and the jesus like don't be shitty to people And then someone's like all right they were butt fucking too that's even worse That's even worse There was probably some dude who really wanted to butt fuck and be so angry that he couldn't butt fuck Nobody gets to butt fuck right because that's a lot of it like when you find people that are like vm Inley anti gay you're always like hmm how long for they catch you in a wetsuit Oh Dildo up your ass addition to this okay Um unnatural sexual relations such as Those customs imputed to the inhabitants of biblical Sodom especially between men but also with breasts from beasts oh excuse me Ah For a beast from old French Sodomy Compared late Latin Boob boob boob anal sex literally the sins of Sodom from the Latin Sadoma in Middle English also sin Sodomike um, did you know that some forms of syphilis apparently came from people fucking animals?

2:27:42No, yeah, do you know what animal? I think it's sheep Is that true? I might have made that up. I know that there's different forms of syphilis and one, they're pretty sure came from the original people on the Mayflower coming over and having sex with Native Americans and then going back to Europe and giving them VD and giving them syphilis. The kind of syphilis is just killing everybody. That's the syphilis that makes your fucking trunks out of your fucking face and your nose falls off and shit. And apparently that really started hitting Europe right after the Mayflower and the Pinta and the Santa Maria.

2:28:24Like right after that. You got a piss? You're making that. I got a pee move. Okay. Just check out. So there were, but there was another version of syphilis, apparently, that already existed in Europe, that they think came from Biciality. He's sick, fucks. Is that true? Is that fake? I don't know. This says important. Importantly, like small pox, there is no known animal reservoir for syphilis. Animal reservoir. Is that mean that they can't keep it? Hold it? Store it? Yeah, I mean, you can't get it from them. I thought that, oh, so that means that animals don't have syphilis. So it's not. So what was the origin for the original syphilis in Europe?

2:29:06I got a swear. I thought I read something about it being connected to animals. Maybe that was just a rumor. Maybe that was one of those things that was like, people thought that's what happened, but then they found it. It's not the case because there wasn't an animal reservoir. Because you know that animals have COVID. It's really weird, like, deer. They've tested a bunch of deer that have COVID. And they're like, how? How the fuck did they get COVID? How did, how do wild deer get COVID? Right. Like, really? How did that spread? But I think during the height of the pandemic, there was like a good percentage of deer that they would test that tested positive for COVID -19.

2:29:46Maybe because of the, if it's an in -area where there's feeders or something. Could be. Human contamination. Could be. Could be. Maybe people handling the deer. If it's not wild deer, maybe it's deer that get released in the wild and they give it to the wild deer. Yeah, like what deer are getting COVID tested? Probably ones near humans. Well, definitely ones near humans. Because they're probably ones that were hunted. They shot them. And then they tested them. I'm pretty sure that was the, how they found out. Oh, I'm not sure about that though. It was sort of cool. He even says that medieval DNA studies didn't come, Columbus didn't trigger syphilis.

2:30:27And Europe, they already had it there. Yes, that's what, but this guy was saying the other day that was telling me that he understand, he's a doctor. He's saying there's really two different kinds of syphilis though. So, syphilis did already exist in Europe. But he said it's pretty obvious that the syphilis that happened, specifically right afterwards, seemed to be more aggressive and different. And this was the idea that the syphilis had come from America. They went looking. Okay, the team went looking for syphilis. What they found was a much wider array of treponimal strains, not just syphilis, but also yaws, which today is found exclusively in the tropics, and a previously undiscovered strain with no modern day counterpart.

2:31:14We see that many different lineages were present in Europe, which we did not know before. Shootaman says, what's more, the dating range given the two strains is bounded on the lower end by ages in the early to mid -1400s. Potentially the first DNA evidence of syphilis existed in Europe prior to Columbus's contact with the Americas. Interesting. So, maybe that it existed there, but then they brought back a more virulent strain or something. I don't know. I don't know who's right, but it is wild that that's one of the ways that these infectious diseases get passed on. People would just show up with them.

2:31:53And that's the thing, like when people talk about the genocide of the Native Americans, what they leave a lot of folks, maybe not even knows, that 90 % of them died because of diseases. Imagine a country where 90 % of the people die. Imagine if this thing that's happening right now, where the borders are open and all these South American people are just storming through. It's crazy, obviously the border of America. It's fucking nuts. It's a wide open border, which is just insane. But when you're watching that, imagine if they brought over a disease that killed 90 % of the people here. That's what happened in 1492.

2:32:31I never thought of it that way. There was like 100 million Native Americans here at one point in time they estimate. Say 100 million. Oh, fuck. Yeah. We were. How wild is that? That's the high estimates. Make sure that's true. I'm pretty sure it's true.

2:32:50But they used to think there was much less. And then as time was gone on, they've realized also they've been here a lot longer than they thought. They found footprints of people that were here 22 ,000 years ago. They had this idea of clove as first. I don't know what the specific time period of the clove is, but the clove is period. They thought that was the beginning of people in North America. I know they're like, nope. We found footprints of people 22 ,000 years ago. They're like, holy shit. Yeah, 100 million or more. Population figures for the indigenous peoples of America prior to European colonization have been difficult to establish.

2:33:23By the end of the 20th century, most scholars gravitated towards an estimate of around 50 million with some historians arguing for an estimate of 100 million or more. Wow. In an effort to circumvent the hold in which the Ottoman Empire held on the Overland trade routes to East Asia and the hold that the attorney, Regis granted to Portugal on maritime routes via the African coast and the Indian ocean. The monarchs of the nascent Spanish empire decided to fund Columbus's voyage in 1492, which eventually led to the establishment of settler colonial states and the migration of millions of Europeans to the Americas.

2:34:02That's nuts. What an invasion. What a crazy invasion. That is one of the wildest stories in human history. You know, and it's so ironic that at that same place, people are bitching, the people are storming in from the border. Yeah. It's got a funny, I mean, they have a good point. We really do have to have secure borders, but still. It's kind of wild that this one country that was literally established as a place to go to when you're fleeing a place that sucks. They're like, yeah, we're full. We're full kids. Stay out. I wonder what the study is on that in like Australia. I've never really thought about the number of the natives that were there.

2:34:50Well, the crazy thing about Australia, my friend Adam Greentree, you know Adam. He was here the other day explaining to us the number of different languages they have, and that a lot of them aren't even written down, and that these tribes will be, they call them mobs of aborigines, that a mob will be 30 kilometers or 300 kilometers away from another mob, and they speak a totally different language, and they don't even know what it is. Like they can't communicate with each other. They say there's hundreds of them, hundreds of different languages. So if they needed a cup of sugar, they wouldn't even know how to ask for it.

2:35:23They didn't know how to ask for it. And they've been around for a long fucking time, man. They've been in that place for a long, long, long, long, long time. And they find ancient artwork on walls of caves and shit and sides of cliffs. And it's like, he's found a bunch of ancient aborigines in the art, because it's so wild, you're just like, you're looking at this thing, like how old is this? Like no one even knows. Wow. Yeah. But they used to have, um, was it in Australia? No, it was New Zealand, I think. They had an eagle that could kill people. It was called the Host Eagle. It was an enormous eagle.

2:36:02And they think they went extinct because people decided to kill them, because they were killing people. Probably. Yeah. So they found the, you know, the whatever fossils and skeletons, this fucking eagle. And they found, I think they're, I don't know if it's, I don't know if they're connected. But I know they found primates. There's a lot of primates that get killed by eagles. It's like a common thing, especially in South America. There's an eagle called the Harpy Eagle. It's amazing. I think it's the biggest of the eagles that are alive today. And it kills a lot of monkeys. And when the monkeys see that fucking eagle coming, man, they go crazy.

2:36:40They scream and run. They run around the tree. They're trying to hide. This motherfucker comes in looking like a demon, just a snatch and demon from the sky. They keep that sloth population in check though. Good luck being a sloth. Easy pickings. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Nature fucked them. Why did nature do that? They do. Imagine they have to eat eucalyptus all the time. Or they're like, they're they start to fucking get antsy. I think that's a koalbear. Oh, yeah, here right. Yeah. Koalbear is actually like, little bears. They're actually there. They behave like bears. Apparently when they mate, it's like very aggressive.

2:37:21And people are like, first shot. Oh, yeah, first shot. For the first time, I think the last time I was there, just finally got around to the stupid zoo visit and fucking, they do. Have you, have you held one? No. Oh, it's so interesting. So it's like holding a bear bear. It is. It is. And it's just a little bit heavy. It's like, dense. Yeah. It feels like two or three bowling balls like at once. And, you know, they'll have like a hand on you or whatever. So the person or you has to keep feeding it leaves of eucalyptus. And if it goes like, if it goes, it felt like, these are, because these were some addicted, like child star fucking koalabairs that work up a zoo all day.

2:38:01So I don't know if they're all like this, but if they go like 10 or 20 seconds without getting another hit of eucalyptus, their fucking little hands start to fucking claw at you. When that claw at you, but like, let you know a little grip. Right. Hey, fucker. Right. Yeah. They get a little like stoop doesn't cause your face. Yeah. Pet me bitch. Yeah. Yeah. You eucalyptus addicts. Yeah, that's a weird thing, man. You get a wild animal. You just keep you look. I go and tamed. Look at your own team. It's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah. Where's the fucking food? Right. I know I look cute. Yeah.

2:38:37I bite your fucking nose off. Exactly. Now imagine a bear that's 1 ,000 pounds. Yeah. I think that little thing, like how dense it feels. Right. Oh, it's crazy. Imagine when it's big is this room. That's how big they are. Is anybody ever hunt them with bows and arrows? Yeah, they do a lot. Yeah. Look at them. It's growling. Whoa. You gotta remember this tiny little what look like tiny paws are holding up that heavy thing. Yeah. A little heavy thing. Yeah, it's got claws. I mean, it's climbing with ease. They climb trees like it's nothing. What a crazy looking animal too. Imagine the first guy to see one of those.

2:39:19What is that? Look at that fucking thing. How strange. A giant. But I guess back then everything was strange. I mean, Australia has so many weird animals, man. Yeah. All the marsupials, I think, come from Australia, which is weird. Like, where, how that happened? Why you got a fucking hoodie? When you get a front pocket, you keep your baby in. Like, what the fuck is that? No other animals in the world. I don't think have it. It's so interesting. I think they're the only animal. I think it's only found if that's true. Australia is the only place where there's marsupials. Because I know that Tasmanian tiger.

2:39:58I think that was a marsupial, which is nuts. Because I live here a dog. I don't know how to know that one. Tasmanian tigers. You know, 70 % are found and not sure the rest are found in the Americas. Really? What part of the Americas have found? I'd be really South America, 13th and Central American. One species is the Virginia Possum. Whoa. No shit. There's a posse of Virginia. That's a marsupial? Wow. What are the big ones? Because I know there's like, for sure, the biggest one is kangaroos get fucking giant. There's two kangaroos. There's a red one and a gray one. I forget which one gets huge.

2:40:36But one of them gets fucking huge. Like real big and they'll fuck you up. Like they're giant. They're like seven feet tall. And they'll fucking kick your guts out. They get up on their back tail. They'll sit up on the tail and just fucking kick at you. What is it? A kangaroo. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, they're crazy. Yeah. Yeah. What am I talking about? Right. No. I was thinking about how weird it was. I got stuck on that fucking weed we smoked during the Kanye song was powerful. I typed, I was a word of marsupials in South America. Am I incorrect that marsupials are the all they all carry their baby in their pouch.

2:41:12That might not be the correct definition, but I thought so. I thought so. So there's marsupials in South America. Yeah. But the big weird ones are Australia. Any members of mammalian infra class marsupalia, all extent marsupials are, yeah. So usually have a pouch. Usually have a pouch. Kangaroos, wombats, bandicoots, wombat. Yeah. I have, I've seen all something recently. Have you seen a shark? I guess egg. Wow. I don't think so. Alright, let me show you this one. Because it was a very specific kind. Oh, I have seen sharks in the, I thought sharks give birth. So this is like the eggs before they're fertilized.

2:41:58This is a spiral shark egg. Yo. That's what it looks like. It looks like. The person that posted this video like on tiktok or so, yeah, this is the one. It was on tiktok recently. They found it on the coast. Oh, the sh -tage. And they're trying to figure out what they should do with it. Usually they get like lodged. Cook it. Yeah. You can see the larvae. Whoa. That's amazing. Holy shit. Fill up and hit that shit with a torch for three seconds and take it right down. Yeah. It's another horn shark egg. Horn shark. Horn shark egg is a look out beautiful. Okay, so a lot of questions about these guys.

2:42:34People were asking me if they were hard because it looks like glass. I know. It looks like a Nerf ball. It looks like a Nerf ball. And then the, like a football we throw off this thing. It's squishy. Don't want to squish it. But let me see if we can, it's not really a new sun. Wow. I see if we can see through it at all. Okay, so I was actually able to get a little bit of it. Wow. Oh my god, it's alive. The Josh is so exciting. Oh my god, the embryo is alive. So could they take that and turn it into a shark? Or does it have to do that inside the mother's womb? That's nuts. Like I have someone could grab that and raise it.

2:43:13I don't know. Can you bring it to one of them chicken places? Will they do it with chickens? Put it in an incubator? Yeah, I think you better. I don't know. I don't think I doubt it. Why can't you? I've never tried it. Because they hate sharks because people hate sharks. We could go look for one and try, I guess. I wonder what happens after that. I was watching a fishing video in Key West and there's a bridge that the dude's fish on. When they catch a fish, it's a mad rush to get the fish to the surface because there's so many bull sharks there. It's like infested with bull sharks. They lose fish all day long.

2:43:46So this guy catches a bull shark and cooks it and eats it. That's a real controversial thing nowadays. For whatever reason, it's like one of those ideological things. People have decided that, oh my God, did you eat sharks? Did you have sharks that are endangered? Maybe all over the world, their numbers are down because of shark fin soup because they cut their fucking fins off. But for the most part, no. Especially in certain spots, there's a lot of them. It's like saying, are there grizzly bears, are grizzly bears an endangered species? Well, they're not even in most of the places where they used to be, which is probably a good thing.

2:44:24But that's it right there. It's going to hatch here in a second. But they're not low numbers if you go to where they live. There's a lot of them there. It's just like they're not in San Francisco anymore. But if you go to the north, they're there. You can go to Alaska. You'll fucking find a lot of them, man. They're there. So it comes out like that. I guess a theory could put one in an aquarium because that's where they have. So they just lay them. Yeah. And then they come out like that. Okay, so that's a different kind of shark. Because I think some sharks give birth to live offspring. Yeah, I've never even heard of a horn shark.

2:44:56It looks a little bit like a hippo's face. It's wild looking. Like, look at that. Looks kind of like a hippo to me. Yeah. Yeah. What a cool egg though. God, that's amazing. Yeah. That's one of the wildest things about the ocean. If the ocean did not exist and we found a world somewhere that was filled with the creatures of the ocean, we would be freaking the fuck out. We'd be like, dude, it's so nuts. They got mammals. They speak languages. They have these creatures that hide from each other by literally mimicking the floor of the ocean until something comes by. This is only a few sharks. Like a cat shark which I've never heard of.

2:45:36Lay eggs. So most sharks give birth to live offspring. Wow. Interesting. Cat shark. Well. You know the weird ones? You can't keep a great white shark in a aquarium. I also noticed that orange shark had two dorsal fins. Maybe there's some sort of differentiation between like this is technically not a fish but it is a shark but it's not. Right. It's like a cousin. Yeah. Yeah. Because it doesn't really look like a shark traditionally. Well, it looks a lot different than the sharks that fuck up surfers. That's a thing. It keeps you from surfing bro. Yeah. Oh, I'm not into it. I watched a video yesterday.

2:46:19I don't know if it was real but it was a guy on a surfboard where the shark just up and just gets his whole chest. Oh. God. It sends him into the air and is just getting his whole chest with a bite and you're watching it. I don't know if it was real though. That's the thing about today. Right. It looked real. Yeah. It looked like a surfer and then all of a sudden he gets bit. I don't fuck around with the ocean at all. The rivers here, the lakes here, all nice, very fun. I'll never get in the ocean again. Never liked it when I did. Not my thing. Spooky place. Yeah, it's crazy. You're very, very, very vulnerable in that spot.

2:46:57It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, you can't move good. You go into a place where there's a bunch of monsters and you can't move good. Slow move and you're scared of this. You're so slow. You're like, oh yeah. Oh yeah. And they're like, it cheerio. We're the one cheerio left in a cereal bowl for them. It's just scoop. I was watching a video yesterday of a shark attacking another shark. It bites his shark's tail off. So there's one smaller shark is swimming and this big shark comes up behind it and bites his tail off. You want to get in there with that? They kill each other. You want to get in there with that?

2:47:32They're monsters. They move so much faster than you. You're so vulnerable. And they kill each other. What are they going to do to you? They're going to try you. We think they're going to, oh, that's a person. I don't like you people. They're just the mindless black eyed like no, no, nothing. Just death in that eye. That's like space that I that I has no emotion. Just, you're going to get in there with that? What for thrills? Oh, you like the way the water feels under the board. Okay. I have a lot of friends who do it. God bless you. Yeah, not me. Wild, not me. Crazy. Not me. I'd want to be an iron man outfit with missiles.

2:48:12Yeah. Fuck out of here. That'd be a fun way to do it. That video that got you eaten off the Egyptian coast is absolutely horrific. I still haven't seen that. Oh, my God. It's horrible because the guy's getting killed while I stand by me as playing. Ugh. And you're watching the guy bob up and down. He's screaming for his dad while the shark is eating him alive in front of everybody. In front of a resort. Damn. Bro. It's a scary way to go, man. Yeah. Imagine resorts. Imagine if there was a resort and the resort was at the edge of the forest. If you go in the forest, you go at your own peril because there's werewolves out there.

2:48:54And most people were like, yeah, but it's really fun to like skirt along the edges of the werewolf park. So long as you don't go in the park too deep, like, hey, just I really love being in the trees. It's worth it. It's worth the risks. Werewolves are only a werewolf once a month. The moon has to be full. Oh. Every other day, you can just like, you can go fucking the woods. You have to worry about shit, right? You could go camp. You could have a good time. But when that fucking moon is full, there's way more sharks than werewolves. Oh, yeah. You can only be a couple of werewolves, right? Yeah, this is the new thing in Colorado.

2:49:33They just released wolves. So population of this area where the wolves are being released, two thirds of the people voted against wolf release. Colorado's releasing wolves and taking Trump off the ballot at the same time. Yeah, they're releasing wolves. And, you know, they have this ideological idea. The problem with releasing wolves is, yeah, wolves used to be there. And wolves are cool. But the world's different now. They have ranchers there. And these ranchers, they're going to get attacked by wolves. Their cattle are going to get slaughtered by wolves. People are going to lose their dogs. Everything around there is going to have to deal with these repercussions.

2:50:16People that are actually around wolves. Whereas the people that voted for it for the most part are in these urban areas. Where they're like, make kind of wolves are amazing. Let them go. But they don't know what a wolf is because they're never around them. Doesn't mean that wolves aren't cool. They're the coolest fucking animal of all time. But boy, you want to bring them in. You want to get, you know, they bad wolf. You want them really in your neighborhood? Were they there and not there anymore because the ranchers killed them? Yeah, right. Yeah, they killed them. The people coming across America killed them because they were killing all the cattle and they were killing people's dogs.

2:50:47And, you know, it was, you know, not good that they made them extinct. But not good also if you let them populate unchecked. So the problem is they, a lot of times they get them in and they pretence from these wildlife biologists when they hit a specific number. They'll open up a season for wolf hunting. But most people are opposed to wolf hunting ideologically because you like wolves are amazing. They're beautiful. You shouldn't hunt them. Right. But the thing is you let them go and now they're there and they overpopulate, like historically, that's been terrible. And I know people don't remember because we've never had like wolf issues during our life.

2:51:27Because the settlers killed the wolves. If they didn't, there would be wolf issues. That's just the fact. If you let a large population of wolves exist in a place where people exist, you're going to have wolf problems. Yeah. And people in Canada are well aware of this. And people are in Alaska. They're well aware of this. And now people are going to find out in all those areas where they've brought wolves. And if they don't manage the population, it could get to be a problem. I've talked about it ad nauseam, but I'll bring it up one more time. In World War One, there was a ceasefire between the Germans and the Russians because so many of them were getting killed by wolves.

2:52:04They decided to band together and hunt the wolves. Guess what? That can happen here. Yeah. That can happen everywhere. That can happen where wolves are. Especially if you let wolves go unchecked. And if the people that live in the city is like wolves are amazing. I wish there was more of them. So it said they're just releasing five, is that what it said? What does that mean? Right. They're going to fuck. Yeah. They're going to stick together and they're going to fuck. And then, you know, there's also wolves that are making their way into Colorado organically. Because Colorado borders Wyoming. Wyoming has wolves.

2:52:38And wolves are coming in organically. And they think maybe grizzly bears. There's been reports of my friend Adam Greentree, who we were just talking about before. He got video footage of what he says as a grizzly bear. Looks a lot like a grizzly bear. In the San Juan Mountains. There's been reports of people seeing them. Makes sense. They can walk over there. You know? But to bring them in and to want more of them, want more wolves like yee. You better be willing to manage their population. Because it'll get to a point where then people will revolt. It's going to get sketchy. It'll be like a lot of other things that happen in this country that are ideological decisions.

2:53:14You know, people think about a wolf with their emotions. Wolves are amazing. They're incredible creatures. I want to see a wolf. Do you? Are you sure? Do you want to die by a wolf? People die by wolves. That's a little red riding hood. That's what that's all about. Those kid stories about the big bad wolf. That what that was was about humans used to get attacked by wolves. They'll fucking kill you. I don't think we had them in Ohio, right? Of course I did. At one point in time, wolves have larger than life places than human imagination. The stories we all grow up with and tell each other said, Polis, to see them in their natural habitat and turn around cautiously, curiously at us, is a really special moment that I will treasure for my entire life.

2:54:02So that's the governor who was really smiling and clapping. Because he thinks he's doing the right thing when they release the wolves. He thinks he's doing the right thing. You just have to manage the population. And it's really hard to do that. That's the reason why they poisoned all the wolves back then. That was really the only way to significantly affect their population numbers. You can't hunt them. You can, but you're not going to put a dent in them. They're just too good. They're too smart. They're too good at moving. They're going to smell you from a mile away. Once they realize that you're hunting them, good luck.

2:54:37Unless you're hunting them from helicopters and you're doing it in a really barbaric way. You just have a hunter go hunt them. The best hunters are not that successful wolf hunting. Wolf hunting is difficult. It's a really hard thing to do. They get smart. And also you have to go to where they are. And they're very nomadic. They can move around. They travel. They can traverse a mountain so easily. They can get away from you so easily. You ever see one when you're hunting? I saw one once. Going across the road, I believe. I'm not entirely sure. But it looked like a big dog and it was really late at night.

2:55:15It was in Alberta where they have a lot of wolves. And we were in the woods. It was going across the dirt road. But it was at darkness, like past dusk. It was starting to get dark. But I saw this thing run across the road. But I've never seen one up close. Yeah. That was once driving us through past Yellowstone. Is that Wyoming? Yellowstone is in Montana and Wyoming. Yeah. But we were going through, I think, Wyoming for some reason. And maybe Montana. But anyway, I had something like that where I thought I saw a bison. And the whole Kiltoni crew that was in the car is I'm driving. But I'd been driving for hours.

2:55:53So I don't really. But I was positive at the time. They have them out there. Yeah. But everyone else, there was someone in the back. I can't remember. But someone was like, no, I saw that. It was a blah, blah, blah. I'm like, no, that was a bison. But they might not know. Yeah. You could both, either one of you could have been right. They definitely do have them there though. Have you seen one of those? Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah, I've seen them in Yellowstone. Yellowstone's weird. Because it's like this open air zoo. Over the animals behave so much different. Like the elk just hang out over by like where the fuck conventing machine is.

2:56:29They were just laying on the ground. I took a couple selfies with them. Wow. Yeah. I gave myself some distance. I didn't like run up on them. But I'm like, hush. You know, they're everywhere. And they've realized that the wolves don't come to the visitor center. So they hang around the visitor center. So they don't get jacked by wolves. Because when they reintroduce wolves into Colorado, that's where they reintroduce them. Excuse me. When they reintroduce wolves into Montana. That's where they reintroduce them. They reintroduce them into Yellowstone. And they spread out from there and went all over the place.

2:56:59Wow. Yeah. What was the thought behind that? Yeah. The Yellowstone people wanted that? They, well, I think it was wildlife biologists and conservation groups. And they've people voted on it. And I think the idea was to reintroduce them and then manage their numbers. But then the thing becomes once they've reintroduced them, then the wildlife activists, they don't want you to hunt them. And so that becomes a lot of disputes about whether or not they should open up a wolf hunting season. They have in Montana. They have it in other places. I think you can hunt wolves in Montana. You can definitely hunt wolves in Canada.

2:57:39I think you can hunt wolves in Idaho. So you can trap them. No, you can trap. There's a bunch of different laws in different places. So I don't want to speak out of tone. Right. Out of line. But I know you can hunt them. Like legally, you could shoot them in a bunch of states now. Montana believes one of them. But what states can you hunt wolves in? What do you do with the? Can you get a wolf? You can. No one does though. Right. But like some of the trappers, like there's like ancient trappers. And one of these guys was a famous ancient trapper. I forget his name, but his favorite food was wolf.

2:58:13You like to eat wolves. The only time is acceptable to shoot a wolf in Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming. States where wolves have had to undergo reintroduction is when a wolf attacks a person or threatens livestock. Well, where are they hunting wolves then? Is this still true?

2:58:32So ranchers can shoot them. Only rent. Just gotta be. So it must be only Canada and Alaska? Wolf tag. Okay. Wolf permit can be purchased under the deadline. But it purchased after the deadline, because 24 -hour weight period for use. The cost of a non -resident wolf tag is $50. So that means you can buy a tag for wolf hunting. Is this an old? I just typed in where can you find? I literally typed in. What's the name of this? Can you hunt wolves? But is that an old article where it says there's no wolf hunting? Oh, it's no wolf hunting inside the park itself. Yeah, this one was for Yellowstone. Right.

2:59:09You can't hunt wolves. You can't hunt anything in Yellowstone. Right. But where can you legally hunt wolves? Can you just Google where can you legally hunt wolves? Okay, there it goes. Where can you legally hunt wolves in Canada or the United States?

2:59:28Mm -hmm. Yeah, it's like province to province. However, wolves have been delisted from the Endangered Species Act. They're now managed by state wildlife agencies. That means hunting and trapping of gray wolves is allowed in certain states. But with specific regulations and hunting seasons in place. So that's when they delisted them. When they realized they had gotten to a point. But they think they've gotten beyond the point where they initially said they would start hunting them. Which states hunting? Wolves. Okay. Minnesota and Wisconsin. Bad day would be a gray wolf and Wyoming, which today begins the first wolf hunting season in more than half a century.

3:00:06Okay. Wyoming, you can hunt them. It's one of three states. The other two are Minnesota and Wisconsin. They will offer hunts for the first time in decades this fall. It's not easy. I talked to a guy who was a wolf hunter on Instagram. He's killed quite a few wolves with a gun with a rifle. Yeah. And he was telling me it's not easy. It's very difficult. It's hard to get to them. They're very smart. And the whole idea behind it is that like, oh my god, these hunters are going to kill so many wolves. Most people are not going to go through this to get a wolf. It's very hard to do. And they travel in packs.

3:00:42They travel in packs. And if you're out there on your own and you only have one rifle and they want you, right? You've got a problem. Yeah. And if you're going to be out there, you're going to have to probably be in a small party of people. Like you and maybe one or two other people, you know, to avoid detection and to be able to sneak up on them. And then you're super vulnerable. Oh my god. Oh my god. If they find out you're hunting them and they find out you have to do this, ch -ch -ch -ch. Every time you've let us reload. We got all the time in the world. I mean, ch -ch -ch -ch. Oh my god. It takes a second.

3:01:14Yeah. If one's coming in this way and one's coming in that way and you shoot that one, they just fucking - Fuck! Get you from the side. If wolves realize that people like have to reload. Oh yeah. Oh my god. Then you're going to have to have semi -automatic. You're going to have to have people on the sides of you. You're going to have to have wolf -proof outfits. Where was he hunting wolves at Alaska? I'm not sure. It's one of those states, I guess. Maybe it was Wyoming. I thought it was Montana. But I know I've seen wolf hunting videos. This is this guy Ryan Lampers. He's a fascinating dude who's a hunter.

3:01:52Who is just like very articulate, very intelligent, interesting guy. And he hunted a wolf and put it on YouTube. And I was watching this. I was like, this is wild. You can watch someone shoot a wolf on YouTube. Wolf hunting. But wherever he was, it was legal. He had a wolf tag. That's why I was asking. I was like, what states? So I guess Wyoming's one of them. I don't know if - I don't know what the seasons are when, you know, if you could do it at only specific times. But they're not putting a dent in the population. That's the point. The point is they're going to keep growing. Their packs are going to keep growing and once they do something about it.

3:02:27And they're never going to do what they did when they killed them off in the beginning. They just left a bunch of dead horses and they filled them up with strict nine. And the wolves would go and eat the horses. Oh. Yeah. And the alphas would get it first. So the alphas would get sick and die off. And then it would confuse the population and the rest of them would go and eat it. And they'd all die. Wow. Yeah. Pretty amazing. Pretty amazing that they killed off the wolves that way. You read before it to now this was updated last year or this year. It's changed in Wisconsin at least. Maybe Minnesota also.

3:03:01So they can't hunt them anymore in Wisconsin. And they're relisted under the Endangered Species Act in February of 2022 after the hunting and trapping season killed 218 wolves which represented 83 % more than the state's goal. So that was Wisconsin. Hmm. Interesting. Let's go back up again. In Alaska Wolf season generally stretches from August 1st to April 30th, though different game management units may have different dates. Idaho allows wolf hunting year round on private land. Public land is more restricted depending upon the game management unit. The season can span from August 1st to June 30th or be earlier and shorter from April 1st to November 14th.

3:03:45Trapping also has a more restricted season both public and private land. Trapping is rough. Yeah, that's weird. Trapping is rough. That's a rough one. Yeah. That's a rough one. You fucking clamp them down or strangle them. And then just trap there, freezing the death. Yeah. They find them like rig and mortists. That's crazy. Yeah, it's wild. You know it's wild. Fur. Is offensive to people like Tim Dillon came in the other day at his giant raccoon coat on. Amazing. Yeah. Fur is offensive but leather is not. Right. The leather is just skinned without the hair. Yeah. It's all it is. But skinned with the hair is like, hey.

3:04:30Right. You're a terrible person and the person probably has a leather belt on. Yeah. Might have leather sneakers on. Right. Leather is fine. Yeah. You are also participating in death. Yeah. Where they just get the skins off this thing and turn them into your clothing and you're fine with that. It's hair with staff. That's okay. Long as you take the hair off and make it black and shiny. Yeah. It's crazy. It's most people's shoes. What percentage of shoes, especially dress shoes, are leather. Oh yeah. Super high percentage, right? And purses and... Oh my god. Luggage. Yeah. Here's how goofy California is.

3:05:08California made it so you can't have python anymore. The skin? Yeah. So if you want to buy python boots, you can't get them in California. It's illegal. You son of a bitch. What are you doing? Meanwhile, Florida is overrun with pythons. Florida has so many pythons they have a bounty on them. I literally was gifted. This is how crazy Texas is. I was gifted last night. Someone had it sent up to the green room. I was gifted python cowboy boots last night. Less than 20 hours ago. You'd be arrested in California. It'll arrest you. That's amazing. Yeah. And then charge you all kinds of crazy taxes. Yeah.

3:05:53Oh, hilarious. It's a nuts dude. It's nuts. It's like this country might as well be a bunch of different European states. Like European countries that have like completely different languages, completely different cultures. Yeah. It's so different here. It's so different. In so many ways, it's so ridiculously different that you look at like what people are tolerating in these other places. You're like, why? Why you let them tell you what to do? It's crazy. Dude, pythons aren't in danger. You fucking idiot. San Francisco is a different fucking world. Yeah. You went, huh? This stand up tour that I've been on has been crazy because it's been a real like, okay.

3:06:38Let's see where they're at. You know, because you're in downtown, you're at a hotel downtown, you're at the airport. So you get the same type of barometer for each city and how they've, you know, what they're going through or how they've recovered in San Francisco. Downtown San Francisco. And I can't believe, and of course they're not, but I can't believe how the news or any mainstream things don't cover this more. Because it is crazy. The damage control or the press, however they, however this isn't a huge story. It should be a, as big of a story as a member like Flintwater. Yeah. Like it's like that, except it's the streets.

3:07:14So unless you're getting out of a fucking, you know, out of a door and walking straight across the sidewalk into where you're going, you're at massive risk at any point in San Francisco. The streets are rampant with everything and anything. Wow. I saw more people shooting up on the sidewalk. I saw more people shitting. I saw humans shitting multiple, multiple. It's just a normal thing. You just poop on the sidewalk. You get out of a wheelchair and you lean over next to your wheelchair. You go poop and you pull your pants up and you get back in the wheelchair and they keep going down the street.

3:07:48It's like Grand Theft Auto at night time. You know what I mean? Things people are just straggling along. It's just, but nothing, nothing's really driving. We driving? I wasn't personally driving. We had, we had a car service there. Jesus Christ. But let me tell you what stood out is the fucking hotel had massive private security guards that looked like cops, but they're not cops. They're security guards because the cops are whatever they can't, they're busy or defund it or whatever is going on up there. They're nowhere to be found. And so these, like say a nice hotel or a nice venue has to hire not off -duty cops, but fucking security, security, a massive like old football players and shit, just huge dudes with fucking just to keep the cooks out.

3:08:37Exactly. Because the weekend that we went there, they had just raised, I can't remember the thing. But they're like, you're here on a special weekend, whoever picked us up from the airport. They're like, so this is the weekend that goes in effect where you can now loot, updo a higher amount. But like last week it was 800. Now it's 2000 or 10 ,000. It's something crazy. That's a good idea. What is the looting thing? Oh, it's make it so that you could just loot. Well, I mean, there's a point where we're standing out there, it'll make everything. It'll make everything look at a store across the street and we're like, we could go in there and fucking take something.

3:09:12Like we could us. And we're not being serious, but it's literally like you could go and you can take something. You know how they have everything locked up in plastic. Yeah. Whitney sent me this video of this guy in New York City and he brings a blowtorch until like a Walgreens. And he just blow torches those plastic things and pops them open and takes all the medication out and all those stuff that he wanted out. Puts it in the bag, no one stops him. Like what are they? Again, how much of this is engineered? How much of this is, you know, the great conspiracies about people that are trying to engineer the downfall of America.

3:09:51What better way than destabilizing all the cities with rampant crime and constantly changing the laws to make it easier and easier to commit those crimes and never adjusting. Never adjusting when you see that there's more chaos, more looting, but never adjusting. Constantly defund the police, constantly do all the things you did that led to this mess. Double down. Double down to when? Till when? Till it's that movie? Till when? Right. Till when? You might have seen this guy before. He runs a channel called Channel 5. Now it used to be called All Gas No Breaks. I watched this video he made. This is not all the footage he got, but he has a 45 minute documentary on the streets of San Francisco.

3:10:36Just here at the beginning, he's interviewing a guy. I think this guy's about to smoke crack and while it's happening, a great driver gets their car robbed right in front. He goes with in depth crazy. He meets some crazy people. Oh, the car just rolling with no, no one's driving. Yes, I'm a ticket. He goes with this guy. Is someone driving that? Yeah, it's just rolling in reverse with the car door wide open after I said Grand Theft Auto. Oh my. Where else do you see that other than Grand Theft Auto? So he goes deep into the like the tenderloin district. He's, some of these guys are giving him really in depth interviews admitting this stuff that would probably get him arrested, but they're explaining why they're not afraid of saying it.

3:11:15Why? Like it's, it's wild. This guy that there's another 45 minute or 40 minute video with this guy named Jack the Bipper. This guy goes around and steal stuff and explain to him why. How he does it. He goes with him on one of his like robberies. Some of it's tucked on his Patreon, which I have not seen and some of that looks even crazier. One of the videos he goes. Jack the Bipper's got a Patreon? No, no. This guy that made this whole thing. Andrew Callan. Andrew Callan. He's got only fans. He goes into a harm reduction facility. There's, this is in a 30 minute video showing like what they're giving people.

3:11:48The drugs they're getting, the needles, the, it's all, it's lit. Some of the footage he got is insane. And that's insane, Francisco. And this is just what's on YouTube again. Right. Some of it is not on YouTube and it is crazier. And this is very recent footage. I keep put this out within the last couple of weeks. So it's all with like up to date. This is what it's like on the street there. Okay. Why? Is that engineered? Is that just a failure of government, just incompetent government? Or is someone trying to fucking ruin the country? Are they doing a really amazing job of it? Is that what's happening?

3:12:26Something's up. If it wasn't happening, if it, let's pretend it was. Let's pretend it's some guy like the Joker. And he's engineering the collapse of America. And he's doing it and it's, he's doing a really good job. Like if this was a movie, and you watch this movie in 2015, you'd be like, there's no way anybody could do that. Yeah. They couldn't do that. It's not 2015, it's only eight years ago. You're telling me that eight years ago someone could reengineer society and have like a total collapse of law and order in the streets of San Francisco. Right. Dude, I filmed triggered in San Francisco in 2016.

3:13:03It was great. Yep. That was 2016. It was great, San Francisco. We go to nice restaurants, hang around. There's a few homeless people back then. There's still people pooping in the street, but it was a small number. Right. There's no tents. There's none of that. Right. So from 2016 to 2023, the whole thing has completely changed. And that's one of the weirder parts. Is it's the same architecture and beautiful, hilly streets. And all of these sanford, the font on the street signs, all the little exactly. Yeah. And it's all still there except it's fucking just truck. And there were literally paying people.

3:13:42Yeah. Paying people to live in the streets. And it's a lot of a lot of downtown. Like you have to go like over a bridge and then you still see the outside and scatter it around. It gets less and less, but you have to go. I'm talking out of the city. We didn't stop seeing chaos until at least 15, 20 minutes into our drive out of the city. Apparently in Seattle, Bellevue has none of it. Bellevue is the rich area of Seattle. That's the beautiful downtown shopping area, gorgeous area, apparently. Right. Fuck out of here. Yeah. No, this is where the rich people live. Get the fuck out of here. Right.

3:14:23But in San Francisco, they're like, we need to help these houseless people. Oh, it's the ultimate conundrum because it's like, what are they doing? Right. What are they doing? Is it engineered? Are they, uh, because they, look, if it was, yeah. Way to go. Me guys fucking nailed it. Who would have ever thought? I'll say this is that one thing I noticed was we went to dinner at a, or basically lunch after we landed at a really, really, really good Chinese restaurant there in Chinatown. I can't remember the name of it, but it's like legendary. Anyway, uh, and I did notice that a ton of the people around us sitting around us were gay couples.

3:15:05Like gay men, gay San Francisco men, the other stereotype of San Francisco, right? Downtown at least. And I thought to myself, I wonder if there's a correlation, right? Between having an extremely high gay population and homelessness and looting and stuff running rampant because I thought about West Hollywood and Beverly Hills, right? And I thought to myself, hey, maybe they're just butt fucking. And then, you know, who gives a shit what's going on out there? And by the time you get down there, you're so virtue signaling and progressive, right? That these, there has to be a correlation. I'm also so high by the, so high.

3:15:44I was trying to figure out where you going with that. I have been fuck since that, whatever that fucking thing is. Yeah, good stuff. I think it's a progressive thing for sure. Elon talked about it. There's a mind virus. This is woke mind virus. And to go against that in any way, and to oppose these people camping out is to be, to dehumanize them and to, you know, to degrade their choices. And it's just nuts. It's just nuts that they've allowed it to get so far gone to the point where how do you fix that? And how did they fix that when G -G -G -Pain came to town? Did anybody ever figure that out?

3:16:22And what happened to those people? Where did they put them? Nobody ever explained it. They just moved everybody out, cleaned up the streets, put up fences, no more camping. Cleaned it up, put up them trying to fly. Or they cleaned up his route. But it doesn't matter. Pacific route with fences and everything. It just shows that they could have done it all along. Yeah. So why wouldn't they? If they could do it all along, and they did it for the leader of China? Right. What? Why wouldn't you do it for us? Why wouldn't you do it for the people that live there to make it nicer? What are you doing? And did you let it go back?

3:17:00Like what happened after G -G -Pain left? Did you just like, yeah, go back to shit in the streets. Yeah. They fucking pressure wash the streets. They did everything. You have to clean up the poop because it's not dog poop. So you have to look down at the sidewall. Runny diarrhea junky poop. Yes. Blatant human poop. Often times that a lean of a 90 degree leans worth away from walls. Jack's in the box in meth. Yup. Yup. Thick, earthy, runny, soft, soft, yet thick and long shit. And you probably smell it. And by the way, that's how plagues get started. And you also see other shoe prints in the shit.

3:17:41You know what I mean? You're like, yeah, someone's already. Because it's like smeared and then you have to look at that second step. You come home, you dog sniffing your shoes. Like, why you sniff my - Oh, god damn it. You didn't realize you stepped in human shit. And your dog's like, what the fuck are you bringing in the house? Yeah. Oh my god. I found out that in Skid Row, they found some medieval diseases. I think they found typhoid in Skid Row. See if that's true. Typhus. With typhus, that's right. Which is just nuts, man. That is like a medieval disease. And it came back in the day. Look, if you go back to ancient societies before they had indoor plumbing, people just shat out in the streets.

3:18:23They shat in buckets and they threw it out into the streets. Oh my god. They had public outhouses in New York City. And like the 1800s, it had public outhouses. Where people would go out there and just shat. And they had these tenement buildings where everybody stacked on top of each other, just living in each other's shit. Oh my god. 2019s. Who knows what there's now. Inside the squalor on Skid Row as typhoid scare, grips Los Angeles. Fucking typhoid. Look at that. Good god. What is that thing? The crazy thing about Skid Row, dude, Skid Row was really bad when I was filming a fear factor. Skid Row was really bad.

3:18:59I had no idea. It was never discussed. It was not a thing that anybody talked about. We were filming downtown in like 2000, this is the early, fear factor started in 2001. So it's somewhere after that. And we're downtown. So it's way before the pandemic, way before anything. And I remember I drove down these streets. And one of the streets was like Skid Row. It was like holy shit. Just row after row of people camping and living in washing machine boxes and refrigerator boxes. And just open air drug use and zombies wander in those streets. Thousands of people. You can't believe it. And that was engineered.

3:19:42Skid Row was engineered. Skid Row was a place where cops would take people that were derelicts and all fucked up. And they were in the way in Beverly Hills. They were just bringing them to Skid Row. Get out of here. And they kept them in there. Oh yeah. And they put the treatment places there and the food shelters there and the homeless shelters there. And like stay here. So they all stayed there. They don't have any cars. Where are they going to go? When I moved to LA, it right out of high school.

3:20:11My brother told me, you don't need to go downtown unless you absolutely have to go downtown. Like that's it. You can go west. You can go all the way to the ocean. But don't go downtown. East is not the place to go. You can go north. You can go south. It's not only major city. We're downtowns. Does that? And that's exactly what I thought. But all it took was fucking, it wasn't long after that where I missed the bus stop or something like that. And the whole thing fucking drops you off there. And yeah, that was. It almost came back. Downtown almost came back. Downtown was starting to get gentrified or established.

3:20:46Whatever you want to call it. Where they were putting businesses in a lot of these abandoned places. And it was starting to become kind of cool again. And a bunch of places opened there. It was like a bunch of cool bars and cool restaurants and 10th planted jujitsu in downtown. And it's like, you know, it's starting to become a fun, exciting place to be. But then the pandemic and all that progress that they had just fucking collapsed upon itself. And now it's just scary again. All of LA is weird now. All of LA has a weird vibe to it. Just a different, it's a different place. I would say it's like, if there was this girl that used to date a long time ago and she's really cute.

3:21:28And then you ran into her today and she's on meth and she works with a cartel. Yeah. Like, oh my god, what happened to you? Yeah. What happened to you? My neighbor, I talked to you for the first time in a long time. My neighbor from LA, who we lived in the same building for years and years, told me the other day, he goes, yeah, it's a lot better now. Our little neighborhood is a lot better now. It's like cleaned up. And I thought to myself, it's three years later, three full years since I've been out of there. And, you know, what I was also thinking is like the vulnerability. You're right there.

3:22:06It's the same thing, but that happened there. So how can you trust it again? Because I think I mentioned this on the show before, but I was like, in it, man. Yeah. We were in it. And I told him, because again, I haven't talked to him in years. I'm like, man, I'll never forget that fucking night because him and I walked out to the actual cross streets of Fairfax and Third right after the big riots. And like, there was graffiti everywhere. It really took me back talking with him about it. Because, you know, people say it's like the end of the Joker movie and things like that, but it was really like the end of the Joker movie.

3:22:42And it's not as new or an amusement park. You're waiting to see like a line of people or people taking pictures or like, but it was real. It was like a universal studios ride. I'm sorry. So remember, it was either 101 or the 10 that had those cop cars that were on fire, like a bunch of them. Remember watching that? Yeah. And that's your fuck. And that's your way out. What the fuck? Yeah. That's like a movie scene. Yeah. Like, no way. Look at all these cop cars on fire. Yeah. There was a moment when we went out there on that big night. The traitor Joe's that's behind us was on fire. The paper source across from that had its glass broken on.

3:23:22People just running around. Okay. Putting, we're fucking birthday cards into bags and just running to cars that had no license plate. One after the other after the other people running from every direction. We're hearing broken glass from different distances. Like, oh god, that's right. Oh shit. There they are. Yeah. Going into this. I saw one. I saw one in Woodland Hills. They smashed into this closed door. They were running into this closed door. And we were driving by like holy shit. Look at that. Yeah. They just smashed the window and they were running inside of it. And that night they had helicopters over Melrose if you remember because a couple places were completely on fire.

3:23:59That big night. And they were in the helicopters. We're filming all the different looting. And that was another one of my hoods. It was fucking all of that. And the big things on fire. And that you're watching them empty. And you know the people's faces. You know who owns those businesses. You go, hey, Matt, hey Tony, how's it going? Good to see you're having a coffee. Whatever. Like neighborhood friends. Everything. The coffee shop. The fucking. Yeah. Watch repair man. The fucking. Every job. Dry cleaner. All these people. All those relationships. And you're watching. Shake it. Taken out their windows are broken and people are just taking a shot.

3:24:38Wow. It would never happen here. I know that. Well, it probably wouldn't happen here. Yeah. Because to many people are armed. But also, how crazy is it that it happened there? We would have never believed that. Right. Never believed that in 2015 that things could change so quickly. But again, if you want to go full Alex Jones, that's the test run. That's the test run. If things can get that bad in that very specific area and takes three years for them to recover. Imagine the scenario that you saw in that movie trailer. Civil War movie trailer. Fuck, dude. It's crazy. Maybe we'll pull out of the fire.

3:25:21San Diego was nice though. Was it? Yeah, I was. There isn't any still a lot of homeless downtown, but yes, exactly. Military community. That's what it is. Yeah. A lot of discipline in that town. It seems like if people think that you could maybe have a gun that people behave themselves a little bit more. Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting. Funny how that works. It's so weird. All right. I got to be. Let's wrap this up. Tony, you're the man. Rock and roll. Appreciate your brother. I'm very, very happy for your success. Watching Kill Tony, Crush It in arenas has been really inspiring. It's very cool. Thank you.

3:25:54And watching what you guys have been able to do in that show, which is I say it. I'll say it again. It's the cornerstone of community in Austin. It's the cornerstone of the community in this country. And which means it's the cornerstone of the comedy community in the world. It really is. Because it teaches people that it's just about being funny. It's about going for the joke. You have one minute. There's no room for anything else. And it's all wild. It's a wild show. We're having a blast. You are having a blast. It's beautiful. I love it. Thank you. I'm very happy. We're having fun at your club.

3:26:24We're having so much fun, dude. All right. That's it. Good night, everybody. Bye -bye.

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Tony Hinchcliffe is a stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He's also the co-host, along with Brian Redban, of the podcast and live YouTube show "Kill Tony."
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