#2098 - Shane Gillis & Matt McCusker

23:04No, I don't. It's crazy. Although I will say this. When they're playing against you. When it's your team. And then the camera cuts to Taylor Swift. That's when it builds. You go that... What if Taylor Swift... That makes sense though. Because if a billionaire is laughing in your face... And their team is incredible. The chiefs are incredible. And then it cuts to her up there in a box. They were in Buffalo. Okay. Everyone's outside freezing it cuts to them. I get a perfect heated box. I understand that. I don't understand that. I feel like that. You're going to see a Buffalo game in January. You should be outside.

23:39You got to get out there. You got to be in the snow. Outer respect for the players. You feel it more. Yeah, just bundle up, bitch. We're seeing muffins. Fucking mittens and shit. They were giving fans like $20 an hour to go shovel the stadium. Yeah, it's all that. Before it is incredible. Oh yeah. That was a crazy move. That was crazy. I can't believe they did. I can't believe no one died. They could have easily died. Yeah, do you know? Just drinking and shoveling for 20 bucks an hour. Oh yeah, my friend Tommy just blacked out on the wheel of his car. Shuffling. Hey, crashed his car and fucked them so much.

24:11Sorry, snow shovel. I'm laughing at my friend. I'm sorry. Snow shovelers and pallet or plow truck drivers get so fucked up. When we were in high school, we used to get hired by landscapers in the winter to shovel. And they would just feed us beer and weed when we were like. And then you used to get people fucked up and you'd sit up all night and shovel kind of. And they'd be like 20 bucks an hour and you're just like, what the fuck? When I lived in Boston, we would always whenever it snowed, me and my friends would go out to places and go, you guys want us to do your thing, negotiate a deal, do it with driveway, this driveway is authority, this driveway is 40.

24:42Depending on how big it is. And some of them, you get fucked. Like some of them, you don't realize the snow is wet. And it's a long ass driveway. You're an hour and a half in, you're on a quarter way there. Yeah, we fucked up, dude. My friend owned a price this one. My friend owned a landscaping company and I didn't have a job. I was just, I was living with my girlfriend at the time. She was a teacher. I was literally playing Xbox. Like she was like, you got to turn it around. I was like, I'm going to do comedy. She was like, you do an open mics at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone. I was like, trust me.

25:09Oh, these are. It's probably 24. Oh my god. And then my friend owned a landscaping company. I had zero dollars. I was not working at all. And he was like, come help us shovel. I was like, all right, nice. I got out, I was there for 10 minutes. Put the shovel down. I was like, bro, I'm going back home. It's grueling. Yeah, I quit. I mean, you're out all night too. Yeah, but you put your beers in the snow. Oh, that is nice. Oh, boy. Just blasted, lifting chunks of snow everywhere. I think I was like four beers in and I was like, I'll just go drink more inside. True. I kind of feel bad. I don't fucking mind.

25:43I kind of feel bad for kids who grew up without snow. Yeah. Yeah. That's a fucking pivotal moment in you. A snow day. Snow days. Oh, god. And then just hanging out with your friends in the snow. And then the quiet. Yeah. Everything's quiet. When it snow's out, it's like you're in a movie. It's like, yeah, it's your outside. It's like, sorry, my eye keeps falling. It's the best. Nothing. No sound at all. You guys know you got nothing to do. But what you do, LeMera fell yesterday. I was like, well, you couldn't hear him fall. He fell behind us. We were walking into the creek in the cave and he slipped.

26:19And I was like, yeah, he fell like snow. But it was dead silent. We didn't hear him fall. He didn't make a noise. We got the security footage. I said we got the security footage. I am immediately got the security footage. I got him. Oh.

26:36You got to get the other angle. That was fairly graceful. Yeah. I mean, he lays there. Seems like there's steps there. He jumped over the curb and he stepped on the bottom of that. Oh boy. Boy, it doesn't take a lot of trip. No. Look at that. Bro, he just goes down. He does go down. Like, you said, like, snow off of a roof. He could hear a single thing. Bro, he would suck at judo. Don't tell him that, bro. They just be tripping him all day long. He's it, he prides himself on being nimble. So this was like a real, no, he does it. He was very sad about this. Really? Yeah. I mean, that was, everything was nimble before he fell though.

27:10He did like a little hops, like anime jumps. Oh my god, you have two angles. Jamie, do you have that wrestling match with that dad attacks the kid? That's I get, I don't know. I have the right one. Oh, dude. This is for you. Anyway, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, no, no, it's the right one. I don't believe so. Let me see this one. I think it probably have, but no. Damn, Jesus Christ. Oh my god. See, that's what I'm talking about. Look at this fucking guy. I dumped him. Oh, let me see that mugshot. Oh, he threw the kid down on his head. Oh shit. Wow. Show the mugshot again. That was a good one. Yeah.

27:48He was, that's not, I wouldn't have expected that kind of move like that. Yeah, he moved. That guy's an imble. It's got a kid. True. How much of that, you think it's protection of the kid versus like 100%. You think it's all protection? Yeah, he got dumped on his head. Let's see, watch how the kid goes down. Oh god, yeah. He could go down head first. Let's see how the ref touches his head because he's freaked out. That's a bad landing. Like you could break your neck like that. You could definitely get a concussion. You might have had a concussion. God damn. Yeah, you get, that's how Corrella used to beat guys.

28:19Corrella used to literally hoist guys up and pound them into the ground. Yeah. Just pound them over and over and over again. Jesus Christ. That says the suddenly go move. That's just a comment. I don't know. I think it's, I think it is an illegal move. But also like when you're lifting people up and throwing them in the resisting while shit happens. Yeah. But you know, it does seem like you piled around the month's head. You seem like you should have known in the middle of that move. Not if. You're talking about a choke or something. Yeah. The kid was apparently doing an illegal choke and the dad jumped in.

28:53It's also when that kid is defense. If you have someone up in the air in a wrestling match, it's hard not to slam them in the ground. Yeah, it's hard. Anytime you pick anybody up, it's like, oh, when I slam you in the ground as hard as I can. Well, I'm sure there's different rules and like young amateur wrestling versus what they would do in the Olympics. But Corrella used to just pile drive people. He just hoist them up and it was a freak. There's nothing worse than like the only experience I have is like football. So it's like first play of the game. Like the guy against you just fucks you up.

29:20Yeah, I damn this is going to be. It's a long game, dude. I'm going to get fucked up for two hours. Yeah. Like wrestling if a dude slammed you right away, you'd be like, all right. They slam you in. We can call this thing. And in MMA, they start punching you in the face while you're recovering from being slammed. You know, I was looking for it. There's a darshoek pulled off in a wrestling match. Yeah, so I think that is legit because it's one arm in. I think that's the rule. Oh, we put him out. Damn. Oh shit. Damn, and he hit him with the fucking. Matthews choked out Ricardo Almeida with a wrestling move where he had a head and arm like from the front.

29:59And he just, he has such a squeeze. And just that he gripped the head and arm and just end the combat. Squares. And you're just cutting off their carotid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're cutting it all off. Oh, god. That fucking tank. When he was the welterweight champion, who's a tank? Yeah, it's socks, man. And for him to grab your arm and your head together like this, which is basically what he had, he had him like on the side with his arm and head together and just squeezed it so hard he went out. I was just watching. Who's the, who's like the Mongolian guy who's back to Stani or Kazakhstan? Fuck, he got a standing fucking.

30:34Oh, yeah, rock one off. Yeah. Yeah, shop cop. Yeah, he's a beast. I think that's where you're talking about. He had a little brother. Yeah, see, see the dad jumps in. Yeah. So the kids on his back and he rolls him over and it looks like the kids got a choke. But I can't tell if he's got an arm in. Damn. He does have an arm in. He doesn't have an arm in. He didn't have an arm in. He's like, my bad, my bad. That's my bad. Yeah, he's been for like, that is it. Now, I don't know what the rules are, but it does look like the kid has an arm in. He has an arm in. He has a roll over. See how his arm is under the arm.

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34:25Yeah, this is your legacy. It's also like that at the fucking dog park. Oh my god. If your dogs are playing a dog lose, people jump in. Yeah. My sister jumped in. Her dog was losing, she jumped into the mud. I've punched dogs with dog parks. I've had a dog grab my dog by the neck and I just, some people bring aggressive dogs with dog parks. It's not wise. I didn't know. I didn't know they weren't. You didn't know your dog was a puppy. I didn't know. When my dog was a puppy, I used to bring them to dog parks. He started fighting with dogs. He liked it too much. No more. Yeah. I brought Nikita to dog parks.

34:59Those things are nasty. You can't discourage that either. It's a weird thing. Like the dog fighting thing, unless you're a professional trainer and you're with that dog all the time, like you got to be with that dog. You got to really do a really good job if it's an aggressive dog of getting them around socialized them with other dogs because they just fucking dominate each other. Yeah. It's just natural with dogs. Yeah, they do. They bow up on each other. They get it. I swear. It's so growling like god damn it. Everyone has a different tolerance threshold too because you go to the dog park. Some people want them to get a little rough.

35:33Some people are like not at all. Exactly. Well, if you're a woman and you got a poodle, you know, the fuck. Don't bring that thing around. Poodles are working. Poodles are working, breathe. A big poodle. A big poodle. Yeah, those things are nasty. What are they doing? They're big. A big poodle. What do they work on? Bird hunting probably. Poodles? Yeah, poodles are bird hunters. Is that what they are? I'm pretty sure. A big poodle. Not a little, you're a little toy. I've heard they're actually good watchdogs. The big poodles are not a barcass. I was a dog walker dude. Every single thing dude. Imagine being like in a wrist of crap with a poodle.

36:06Dude, they're sexual dogs still. Everything the French. Who's sexual? I said dog walk and I had a big black poodle I walked and he tried to fuck me the whole time. That was you dude. You're just looking at it. I got a good poodle. Poodles originated in Germany. In the Middle Ages. A dog similar to today's standard poodle. The poodles Germany's water dog. Just as England had the English water spaniel. The French had the barbeque. And Ireland had the Irish water spaniel. And the Netherlands. The Western. Western. Western. Western Hoon. Among the evidence used to support this theory is the Germanic name for the breed poodle or poodle.

36:42In German which is derived from the low German word poodle meaning to splash. Water dog. Numerous works by the makes sense of the other handle. Yeah. Yeah. It says right there. Ancestors were widely used by water followers to both retrieve shot game and to recover lost arrows and bolts that have missed their mark. Wow, they chased down that. How high were you when you hit the poodle Wikipedia? He really like that. Yeah, their poodles are water dog. They were surprised. I kept seeing them in the wild and they kept surprising me. I'm like, dude, these guys are not good. They're fly dude. They're muckin' fuckers dude.

37:21But then you start doing this bullshit. Why did they do that? That's what women want to do to us dude. What are they doing to us right now? They are doing that. That's just they want to do it. You get the way with it. No man. We got to be two guys. Watch the scared guys and Andrew take. That's only one man left. It's a date.

37:47He's a muzzle now. Holy take and save us bro. I know man. Top G. He is the top G. Out of jail. Yeah, he's doing super car reviews on YouTube. It's hilarious. That's tight. I don't think it's under the name Andrew Tate but it is him. Probably because they would ban him from YouTube. Right away. He'd take it on anything. But it's him. Why the barring? He reviewed a mazerotti. It's a pretty funny review. Why are they in talks a lot of shit? Let me tell you about the matrix my friend. Why are they banning? He's some sort. I mean in Romania he's under allegations of a rape charge. Traffic. Traffic.

38:25Traffic. Traffic. Traffic is weird too. If I trick you in a crossing state lines and then you get plowed, I've trafficked you. But if I'm like you're about to get plowed and you get in my car and you get plowed, you're fine. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I've been tricked across state lines. Okay, so he does have one. He does have one. Says the cobra mind. Yes, it's John probably. Okay, so there was another channel. Maybe they were appropriating his content. Maybe that's what it is. Likely. Most likely. Yeah. He's the most Googled man in the world. He's funny to have a cobra's mind. Is there a dumb fucking animal?

39:02Marta has. I know, right? But he's a smart ass dude, man. Regardless of what he think about some of the things he said about women, the fucking intelligence of that, the whole thing that he did, we're getting people to like TikTok and stuff and throw a viral. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he was fucking a genius of that. Yeah, my 12 year olds asking me about him. Really? Yeah. What'd you say? Well, I said that's the top G, baby. Well, I mean, I said what I know about him. I said he was legit kickboxer. I knew him as a kickboxer forever. Oh, wait, I didn't know he was like. Oh, he was legit. Oh, really? Yeah, he's a legit kickboxer.

39:38Very good kickboxer. Yeah, he fought on infusion a bunch of times. Infusion was, there's a kickbox and card from Conifer. I'm not sure where I think it's from the UK. Sorry, thanks man. No, my friend finished showing up. I'm sorry. You used to do commentary for it. Yeah, so he was nice. That's what I never knew. That's good fighter. Solid fighter. Really good fighter. You have a tissue, man. I have a tissue going crazy. Yeah, my allergies picked up today. Oh, crazy. Sorry about that. We're finding out the negative parts of living here in Austin. See your finger, baby. That's what they call it.

40:12It's already January. I mean, this is now. It's already been going on, yeah. How long does this go? Depends on who gets it. I get it bad, dude. Do you? Yeah. I don't get it at all. Well, you're talking. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Yeah, everybody keeps telling me, one day you're going to get it. Okay. Now you won't get it, man. Fuck, yeah. I did one year, though. I had my throat was really sore. I was like, what is this? What'd you do? Last a long time. So nothing. Allergies can make you sick. You didn't know it. And it comes back. Yeah, that's what it's got to be. You feel like you have a cold. I think I did have a reaction one year to one particular thing that was in the air.

40:52Where I was like, what the fuck is going on? This is a weird cold. Yeah. Because it didn't feel like I was sick. It doesn't go away. Also, it was a while. A couple of weeks. Jamie's dog stuck its tongue in my mouth. Maybe I'm allergic to dog's blood. Sure. Oh, damn, you're allergic to Carl. How could you be allergic to... I love you allergic to... Oh, you allergic to dogs? I know, not at all. But I never have one put his tongue in my mouth. It's probably a little bit of a closing. Yeah, but your eyes are... You're like, he's got an allergic reaction. Yeah. Are you sure you know allergic to dogs?

41:18I think I might be now. Do you have a dog? I have two. No. But they've never put their tongue in my mouth. That's what I'm saying. Like cat allergy to the cat's life. You're making that with Carl. I was having allergic reactions. Check out his face. Let me see. I'm having allergic fucking reaction. Look at Matt's face. It'll go away. I'm also on steroids to get my voice back. My body's all fucked up. My own voice and the kiss of dog. Yeah, dude. You're fine, dude. You'll have to go on. My eye is just so sorry to make this all about me. I just freaked out. You'll be alright. You're all steroids to get your voice back?

41:49I lost my voice, yeah. How long? I've been losing it. I've been doing shows and I lose it every show. So then I took the prednisone all weekend. Because I literally had a zero voice. Maybe there's a better way to talk. If you ever got a vocal coach? No. Because you know what? Be real from Cypress Hill. You told me what to vocal coach. I might go. Because you know, he's got that same thing in the main right. Yeah. Because that very specific stuff. He learned how to like use his, so he didn't burn his voice out. I also sing in my car full blast. I gotta stop doing that. Stop doing that. That's what it is.

42:24What do you say? It's like, we have it on a prayer. You know, it's like, I can't help it. We have it. We watch it. We watch it. We might have watched it here when Matt sang at the holiday party at the mothership. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What did you sing, I forget. On chain melody. We watched it from the balcony. It was incredible. Me and my wife were fighting and then we both had karaoke songs. Come up and I'm like, we don't have time for this. Let's go sing our karaoke. Then we got, we made up. That's hilarious. They just pull you out. No, you guys seem like they're getting better. They are. It's going.

42:58I think it's a dog. He's probably, it's always in your, you had to blow your nose. It's probably got, I did. It was someone who's in my nose. Got like, kennel cuff. That dog, that's a new dog. You got a fucking weird dog. I'm body will fight it off. I'm body will fight it off. It's so far it's losing. No, it's not. It's a 10 minute, it's your immune response. This is a healthy immune response. So what kind of stories have you put you on for your throat? Prenazone. Oh, okay. Yeah. Makes you feel weird, man. Friend of mine had that. For Gout, he had Gout. You take prenazones. Prenazones like a wander drug.

43:26Yeah, it works for boys and Ivy. Yeah. Pretty tight, yeah. So did you fix it? Yeah, I mean, yeah, I couldn't talk. Like I was, I had no voice. And I powered me through my last three shows. I was like, were you trying to use your voice in the car, sing it, even though you had no voice? Were you pushing it? A little bit. I did it today. Oh, no. What'd you sing today? I did a couple bars, dude. What'd you sing? What'd you sing, dude? Everybody's talking by. Harry, Harry, Harry, Neil said. Oh, boy. I know. I'm such a dickhead. I can't help it. It hits me right in the soul, dude. I'm like, I got it again.

44:02You got to sing. I have to sing. Do you ever go like Axel Rose? You really fuck your voice up? No, I'll fuck your voice up. You try to hit those notes. That's not into my register. Axel Rose. I'm coming to the jungle. Yeah. I can't do that. That'll fuck your voice up. Yeah, but you notice what it is. It'll come back eventually. I've had like a big, big, big voice. I've had this problem for like three weeks straight. Dude. Don't, dude, Jamie. People can talk in there. Matt, bless us. You wanna hear me? Only the echoes of my mind. Dude, I'm gonna lose my voice. Let's go, Matt. People stop and stare in.

44:45I can't see the faces. Hey, you're gonna funny you, dude. Hold me the shadows of their eyes. I'm done. I'm not saying you said you kissed that dog. Dude, you're singing now. Dude, you know the thing T -Pain did where he went on stage and just carried him. I might do that. He just did what? I'm gonna start. He painted, I mean, he did his own songs still. He did a live performance. We had a full band behind him. Did his own songs and then just covered a bunch of songs. And then put him out on Instagram. I might do it. I might just start becoming a professional singer. Fuck that. You should sing.

45:19At the end of your shows. That's a good idea, dude. There was a guy named Barry Diamond. I'm saying it on time. Fuck, good call. There was a guy named Barry Diamond. He used to perform with the comedy store. And funny comment. He was in like that movie, Bachelors Party with Tom Hanks. Oh, nice. So anyway, he would open up his set by singing, walking in Memphis. Really? And you didn't know what was going on. He did the whole song. That's funny. Dude, walking in Memphis. He had a great voice. So he'd be singing it. And then he would go into his act. Pretty tight. I had to sing one time at a... I remember the comedy show.

45:53He was a little tight then. What? I got booked for a private comedy show... Wait, wait, wait, long ago. For... It was like the... I swear to God, I think it was like... Not the star, it was a Holocaust. It was like an old Jewish... Jesus. He was saying it was the star, it was the Holocaust. It was like some sort of like... Pinch and Jewish people. It was ancient Jewish people when I bought him so bad. He's very dumb. Yeah. It's so nice. It's gonna be you. I'll die. Dude. It's so nice. You got to end with this though. This is crazy. He's incredible. Yeah.

46:38That's... I mean, how do you follow that? Yeah, that's how you got to end with that. And he would just go into comedy. But he was like real silly as a comedian. So it was funny. To watch him go from that to like silly comedy. Oh, it's kind of fun. What was the benefit you did? Oh, I... It was just these... It was like some sort of old Jewish foundation. I know what it's called, but they... I bombed. The media. I was standing in a... What? I was standing. The central bank. No, I'm joking. I'm not the untest medic at all. I was standing up at a podium to do stand -up. Oh, fuck. In a hotel. Yeah.

47:10I thought Jamie said that. Jamie said that. I can't believe Jamie said that. I was standing up at a podium to do stand -up. And I was like 25th. And I bombed so bad, I was like, you guys don't like this at all. And they were like, no. And I was like, what do you guys want me to do? And like, saying us a song, I had just sing. Oh, man. I sang them a song for a while. I got like 175 bucks. I thank God. Do you remember that batch of party we did? What song did you sing? Hell is for the way you look at me. They asked for that one? No, I was the only one I knew. I just let them have it. They liked that thing.

47:42They were pleased. They were pleased. I could say, factually, those old Jews were pleased. But I don't know. Tap dancing for them. That's great. Like, bombed so bad, you have to be like, all right. I gave up. I was like, what's the different performance? You guys hate this. Oh, what other performance do you guys like? Do you think about the power of dance? I was in the back of it. Like, that's a lie. To change genres. How to switch levels. Hey, the early days. You gotta do it. Switch to mine. Just switch straight to mine. I should have. Mine means hilarious. I know magic. Magic rules. I can juggle.

48:18You can't follow magic. You know the worst kind of comedy to follow is musical comedy. Yeah, it'd be tough. Somebody does like funny songs. Yeah. You're fucking doomed. Yeah. You're doomed, son. Yeah. And it's frustrating because a lot of times the funny songs just like an average joke. But somebody's playing a guitar with it. There was a guy that was a legend in New England. He used to do dirty jokes. He used to be on Dr. Demento all the time. But he used to do dirty. God, I can't remember his name. But he was like a famous guy who did like dirty songs. And he would fucking sell out everywhere.

48:54Yeah. It's funny. And if you did a show with him, you could never go on after it. You were doomed. You were fucking doomed. You're gonna bomb. You imagine if you had to follow like Wheeler Walker, Jr. Oh my god. Yeah. No chance. Yeah. Yeah, because it's two things going on. It's funny and there's a lot of these. And he's good. Yeah. Yeah. He's good. There's funny. There's music. It's hilarious. You could repeat it. It's still funny. It also like joins a crowd together differently too. Yeah. You just play music. The whole crowd kind of congeals and things. Totally different vibe. You go see a good concert.

49:26It's like you're fucking in tune with everybody. Yeah. A really good concert with someone's killing it. Yeah. And someone comes on and they're like, I'm fucking jerk. And off here like. You guys over Jack off. Yeah. Shit. Shit. Just straight enough. Yeah. So my girlfriend broke off with me. My girlfriend's a bitch. You guys Jack off. Fuck. Fuck all sings. Anyway. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. That's actually extremely funny. Yeah. Hit the eject on the middle of a comedy set. Just hit the eject button. They were like. Visibly displeased. Yeah. They're old as hell. The shows you do when you start as.

50:09Oh God. Me and him didn't. Oh God. They hired Helium hired us to do a batch of party. Me and Matt just stood in front of a table. No like. Nothing. We went to a restaurant with the batch of party. And in the middle of dinner they were like, I comedy. We stood at the head of the table. For like 10 people. Oh my God. It was fucking crazy. And it was like a sober batch of party. Oh no. It was. It was. It was. And we had not. We had just started doing comedy. Like we were bad at comedy. Oh no. And I just did just material. I went up there and did like straight 10 minutes of no mic material. Just flat line.

50:45And I'm like, oh, I'm shaking. I think Shane was. I think Shane looked at me like. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. No, I was like, let's both do it. I'll help. I was dying, dude. And then yeah, you went up and just did the sensible thing of talking and figuring out what's up with that. Yeah, I was like, this is weird. Why are we doing this? I just fucking you guys hired me and Matt. Did you humiliate ourselves? It was like a Black Lady Mother's Day show. Oh, yeah. In North Philly, this guy just hired me to do comedy in front of a brunch for just for real like 14 Black ladies for Mother's Day.

51:19Same thing. I just stood at the head of the table. It was crazy. Just died. Yeah. And they were just being very nice. They're like, you're doing great. That's kind of cool. The middle of just a Mother's Day brunch. Yeah. Would you switch stuff up at all or like, oh no.

51:37Are you guys like racism? That's all I got. I got one pitch. All right. That's ball. Yeah, that those shows are very fun though. They teach you something though that doesn't even mean what other art forms allow you to start out like that where you realize like there's no real structure to this at all. In terms of like how you can make money doing it. How do you become a professional? I mean, look, you guys are both like legit professionals now and you started that way. I did too. Yeah. That's how it starts. I did, I did batch parties and no microphone. Really? Yeah. I did a couple of crazy. They're terrible.

52:16It's hell. I just figured out how it worked like three years ago. I didn't know. I thought for real like I was like, you'll just do it and then someone like, here's the bunch of money or so. It was like, no, you have to like sell. But people still like do corporate gigs that shouldn't do corporate. I ran it out of Sandler at the airport and I was like, what's up? What do you do? He's like, dude, I just did the worst fucking gig of my life. Really? He was like, Bob so hard. He's just ripping it for a bad. He just, they just paid him a lot of money to do this thing. Yeah, sure. But he was laughing about it.

52:45He's like, oh my god, it was terrible. I bombed, I bombed this week. I bombed it in the little boy. Oh no. I bombed so badly that I had people there with me we were going to go do something after. And I was like, I'm going to do one show and then we'll go. I stayed. I was like, I got to stay for the late show. You have to redeem yourself. I did so, I sweat. I was sweating. I bombed so fucking bad that I was sweating. I was like, what is happening? I sat on the balcony with Adam Egan. I was like, I got to change everything. Dude. Sometimes. Sometimes those are fucking good for you. They are, dude.

53:21Some of my best moments in my comedy has been after really bad sets because then I just like really focused. Yeah. Go, god, I'm been fucking up. Sometimes I did, obviously did something wrong. That was the first, I haven't done new material in a while. I had to. Yeah. After that first show I got new jokes. Yeah. And it worked. It was nice. Oh, yeah, you did like some refreshers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Comedy is just a wild fucking thing. It's just, nobody can tell you how to do it. Nobody knows exactly how you should do it. And it's embarrassing. Boms are good. Boms are good. Boms are good. You get bombing it a mother's day and then walking outside and it's 1pm.

53:58That's tough. Dude, when you walk outside and it's still sunny after you bomb, it's a crazy and you're North Philly. Oh, no. What the fuck am I doing with my life? And you're thinking about your future. Yeah. Because your future is not a given. There's a lot of guys we started out with that are gone. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, it's also that's the thing about comedy is where it's like with bombing. Like good comics will be like, yeah, you need that. Yeah. So then there's guys that are just fucking bombing. True. And they're like, this is part of the process. All part of the process. Yeah. I keep them around.

54:32I do like to do to bomb every fucking time. They don't give a fuck. It's kind of tight. I mean, it's admirable. There's bros that bomb for 10 straight years. Yeah, that's not good. There's a lot of fighters like that too. They just keep it up. Yeah, that's not good. You shouldn't find another thing to do. Yeah, true. Or you're just not going to be good at anything. That's not also possible. There's certain people that just never get good at anything. Get their thing. Yeah, whatever it is, no matter what it is, they just they lack something. That's fucking rough. That's rough. You're like, maybe you'll see video games.

55:04You just get fucking murdered. Yeah. They're really good at leaving comments on YouTube. They actually are good at that. And I'll tell you what, those work get you. Those are effective. And those things will absolutely stretch you. Fuck a weak up for me. Yeah. I try to do like a thing where I'm like, I understand your feeling. I'll end my head. I'll be like, he's just very upset right now. But yeah, they'll get you thinking like, it's not a thing. Yeah, that's a bad, it's a bad, although they're like a part of the whole YouTube ecosystem. Or like if you catch enough bad ones, sometimes you'll go, maybe I can think about something.

55:37Yeah, maybe I am an asshole. That's like, maybe I'll think about something. Or, you know, I don't know, it's tough. Cause you don't want to be like, nobody can tell me shit. But then sometimes you'll read them and you're like, I don't have to deal with this right now. What's that? The thing is, you don't know who you're talking to. You don't know who you're talking to. True. You can be talking to the biggest fucking moron that works at 7 -Eleven. You can be talking to the biggest moron. Of course. And it's just like, you're like, Oh, dude, that's so true. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. It's just waste of time.

56:02It's a total waste of time. It's just the numbers you're dealing with. Just the sheer volume of people, even if you're just reasonably successful. I mean, you don't even have to be regular. Yeah. I mean, you don't even have to be like a headliner. You could be just like a middle act that has a career. You can get hate. You can get hate. Yeah, you'll go through, you'll read all the comments. You'll be like, I saw him. I saw him as fucking opener sucked. Yeah. Damn it. Damn it. Whatever his name was, I hated him. Yeah, it's always gonna get those. Well, sometimes they can like have someone on the podcast and you just watch everyone like, fuck that guy sucks so bad.

56:34And you're just like, God damn it. I'm so that sucks, man. Yeah. Yeah, if I was a certain people would not want to read comments after their guests on podcast. No, man. You know, you can tell when it fucks their head too. I think it gets everybody. I think it gets everyone a little bit. And I think you may be getting better. I'm better and better now. I can take it now. It's not as much of a shock, but I need giving day. I can rerun him. That's what I think. Yeah, I'm like, I got it under control. I'm fine. They come up with new ones. And then you find one. They do come up with new ones. You're like, I've never even thought of that before.

57:05Fuck. You sons of bitches. It's part of that. That's also part of the process, right? Developing the ability to just not be affected by that. It's true. It's snake venom. Yeah. Yeah. Little doses of snakes. Well, because you can also get conflicting messages where you're like, awesome. You're the fucking worst piece of shit in the world. And you're like, wait a minute. Yeah, you have to stop. What am I? I'm probably somewhere in the middle. Probably just an average fucking baby. Who's got better grammar? Oh, the guy who likes me. Bell's right. Yeah. That's the right you're fucking comma. Dude, this guy's on the ball.

57:36He's on the ball. That's true, too. If you see a lot of typos in the comment, you can be like, dude, move on. Get back to school, brother. Get out of here. You can't even spell. Well, you criticize him. Matthew, would you please hand me a butt -luck? Absolutely. Absolutely. Wow. What a fucking beard, dude. Damn, dude. Tell me about it. Dude, I met the Clod's Dails. Did you really? You had to meet horses. I had to meet some horses. Then I got really responsible. It was in New Orleans. I got extremely responsible. Around the horses. Around the horses. Then I called my dad and he didn't answer. It was late.

58:13And I was like, I met horses. I left him like a voice man. I was like, Dad, it was a good time in New Orleans. I saw horses. I met the Clod's Dails. He's like, Jesus Christ. Oh my god. That's a big fucking horse, right? It's the biggest fucking horse I've ever seen. They're jacked. His head was the size of me. They're a lot bigger than Brigha horses, right? Clod's Dails. Clod's Dails are especially the Anahezer Bosch ones. They're gigantic. Jesus Christ. And I'll tell you, they're big everywhere. If you know what I'm talking about. Big crack. Disracting. Or it's cracked. There it is. Wow. That thing is huge.

58:47Yeah. Holy shit. Look at the size of that horse. Dude, it's head for real is a size of huge. You're a big dude. Yes. That's like maybe people need to recognize. How tall are you? I'm six three. So he's six three. Look how big that fucking horse is. That horse is back is like five, 10. Yeah, it's a. That's insane. It's crazy. What's a, how much bigger are they than a regular horse? Because like, what get the top of his head? Dude, their horses, their shoes are like crazy. A regular one's like that. He looks so big. Like who does head? It's so scary. His head looks like half of your body. I brought, I brought Cam with me for this tour.

59:26So it's me and Cam Patterson. All right, enough, Jamie. Look at me being a fucking sellout, huh? Uh, police. You, you fucking sell the cam. So the cam, like, yeah, man. Me and Cam got in there and they were showing us the Clydesdales and there's like a lady giving us like the details of all the, which was obviously very interesting. Like how much they fucking eat and everything. Literally as soon as we walked in, we looked at that thanks fucking jargon and immediately we're like, I'm trying to think people is a fun. I'm trying to listen to this tour guide and I'm literally standing there like, it's fucking dick.

1:00:03He's being. Oh my god. Look out the size of the computer regular horse. Holy shit, damn dude. Holy shit. They're so big. Get that one that you showed originally the left hand, lower left hand quarantine. Yeah, look at that one. Doggy bro. That's crazy. Holy fuck. And the whole time every time you're big, that thing is. They're always like these horses are very gentle. They're the nicest horses and I'm sure they are. But when you're standing next to that thing, you're like, dude, that thing could do anything and I'm dead. What is is that a Viking horse? Is that what the Vikings used? What is the question?

1:00:39No idea. Yeah, why was this so big? I don't know because they're a German company, shall? Clydesdales. Clydesdales. Sounds like. Why are they so big? I said, I loved it now. Yeah, I mean, like what they, they must have had to select breed them to make them. Yeah, what's an eyes are bushes horse division? Like, you would think they're into like horse raising to horse races. They don't know. Because they're just like, that's like, horse genetic business. Is they keep horses? Yeah, they have like a good, they didn't shoot any of them after everything went out. They would never shoot the horses. I'm just wondering.

1:01:11I mean, that's what happens if people go poor. No, they're shooting horses. Start eating them. How dare you? Dude, not my company. They fired like a lot of people. I was wondering if they shot any horses. Cheers. Put them on a horse and spend the horse with that. That's a question. Yo, Anzah and I are bushed all the rights. They own the rights to diesel engines. Bro, I know it's funny. It's such an expensive joke. Come on, man. You brought blood back. The horses, yeah, they're very proud of those fucking horses too. Yeah, look, not to be a corporate chill. You see those clad sales. It's exciting.

1:01:48You see that pulling the fucking Anzah and Bush cart? That's why they use them in commercials. Yeah, it's a very exciting thing. Yeah, it's so sick. Look at that. Yeah, it's a god damn. They didn't meet the fucking Dalmatian though. I was sad about that. Bro, they didn't even look real. They're so big they don't look real. Yeah, it looked pretty nice. Yeah, it looked crazy. Does that look as ceremony? Like, is that like the ceremonial? Yeah, it's pretty cool. With the end of Prohibition, they fucking rode those things right down Pennsylvania Avenue and gave the president a case of Budweiser. Wow.

1:02:16Pretty sick. I forgot how long Prohibition was. It was wild, dude. It's like a decade at least. And everyone was getting wrecked, dude. No one stopped drinking at all. Dude. But what? That's one of the few things that's ever been made like that that was rescinded. Yeah. I think and Prohibition is the big lesson too. It's the big lesson also. It's the rise of the Mafia. Prohibition's the rise of the NASCAR. That can't be true, though. Did it really? Yeah. Those are cars that they souped up to get away from cops. What? Yeah. That's the origin of NASCAR. Yeah. Moonshine or sun? Damn. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely.

1:02:56It just wanted to think of the end of Prohibition, they drove and gave a case of beer to the president. I think if they legalized weed, bring Biden some weed. Yeah. So I think he even Biden weed didn't just snaps out of it. And he's like, oh boy, you know, I just meant so foggy. Whoa. But now I'm getting it. How the fuck did they let me be president? I don't even know where my underwear are. What the fuck? It's, yeah, it's crazy man. There's no way they can get it. They can't be serious about running them again. Oh, yeah, he's going to be the president again. No. Yeah, it's going to be crazy. He's not going to keep him on testosterone and Adderall and people are going to vote for him no matter what.

1:03:34Too far like he's fine. He's fine. It's going to be fun. He's the best. So who's making that decision though? It's not him. He, me, the government calls me. Just say what do you think, Joe? So you're running him again. Let's see what's up. See how he does. This could be the second term could really be landm - that could be like historic. He's going to really come back around. He's going to make improvements. Oh, yeah. Whatever they're going to get him on the right meds. For sure. They need to get him on the ground. He's going to bounce back. He's going to build back better. They should just keep him alive forever.

1:04:04Start giving him like artificial body parts. And he'll just be our emperor supreme.

1:04:12I don't have any problems with anything you just said. Like, I don't know. I don't know what we're doing. We need someone to inspire us, man. Yeah. I want an inspirational president. I want to get pumped. I'm going to have like, I don't have a picture of like my grandfather at JFK and he put him on his wall and his kitchen. Yeah. I have no president to like, If only there was a good comedy out there. Dude, that's what I'm saying. Need that boy up there. You like Bobby? Yeah, I love him, man. I want to win so fucking bad. That's what he's going to win. Why? I want to win. I wanted to win so bad.

1:04:42It's like, yeah, you know, the temple owls. I think this year we're going to win the national title. He sent me this thing today. No offense, Bobby. Ono Zampic. Tucker Carlson had this guy who used to work for pharmaceutical company on his show today or the episode down today. And it's a bit, a lot of it is about OZampic. Right. How many people are being prescribed to OZampic? Are there handing it out like nothing, dude? It's kind of wild. It's kind of wild because it's, I think it's, it's going to be one of the most profitable drugs ever. Do they know what's going to happen to you after you take it?

1:05:14Because people have been taking it. I got a feeling there's no way that works. That's what I'm dude. People have been taking it for a long time. There's like, well, we've used this for diabetes. I felt that way about literally every single. I know, dude. Dude, SSR, like people were like, you should do the press. I was like, yeah, dude, definitely. I think that's the way to know. Terrible. They turned out to be awful, dude. The withdrawal from those things are catastrophic. People have severe bio intestinal sort of things happen with them if they have a bad side effect. Gastural intestinal. Nums you're genitals?

1:05:48Nums you can get num genitals. Brian Simpson had a real bad reaction to it. Really? Yeah, real bad. That sucks Brian said. Yeah, his stomach was just jacked. But some people have it. Some people taking it as no problem at all. Yeah, but I mean, try to get off of them. It's like, you have like a headache from the brain's abs for like a month. What? What do you want when Jamie? In a Ken Zampik burned off my genitals. I found pieces of charts in the toilet. Maybe some other things are going on. Yeah, fucking no Zampik. Is that real? I mean, New York Post posted it. Dr. Maria's pussy fell off. Oh my God, she got severe burns and chart skin under vagina, anus, and buttocks owing to once -weekly jobs.

1:06:36She's a professor of pharmacology. Oh, health and pharmacology health at the University of Texas Rio Grande Valley penned a testimony on her ozampik use to newsroom. So she's obviously very smart. Yeah, it was just ozampik toe that pussy up. That's all. Oh my God. She said I checked my genitals. She's an innocent mother of his name's ozampik. She said I just ozampik. Fucking rocked my anus. My anus fell off. I took a shit. My anus fell off. God, David. She said some areas of charts getting fun. She said it was as if she was exposed to sunlight for days. Yo. Why is she taking those out? She was, cause everybody wants to be skinny, man.

1:07:18Yeah, man. She looks great. And dude, everyone's on. I know a lot of people going on this stuff. Bro, can you imagine? No, no, I'm not talking about this particular woman. Sure. But if you brought home a lady and she had a charred anus and vagina, you're like, what happened? I used to be fat. Yeah. You go. Yeah, right. She's been in hot now. Now here's a picture of me when I was 250. I was like, wow. How'd you do this? Ozampik. My butt fell off, but I think you're fine. We could do other stuff. Yeah. You'd be mouth play.

1:07:54I was like, my whole spell off. My whole to ride. My fucking whole spell off. It's fine. Are you into mouth play? Mouth play. Sorry. Bro, that's not great, but saying mouth play and hand play. It's so fun. What a side of it. What are you fucking Googling? What are you doing, Jamie? What happened? I just keep going down the article in the way. It still hurts when I have to urinate or defecate. It often starts peeling again because of the friction said the survivor, the colonel survivor. This might be her lawyer might have wrote all those. On a very strict diet, not taking any medication this moment of time, but this will change in a few weeks.

1:08:31Rosa, I want to heal before I start again with any medication and do the strict diet. My level of glucose is thankfully under control. A friction. She still supports it, which is nice. She's still laws the injections for lowering her blood sugar. Well, that's what it's for, right? It's a diabetes drug. Damn. That's fucking wild. I think one of the side effects is like stomach paralysis or something like that. She had all of the side effects you guys just said. Depression, gastro and gastropro -problems. I'd be depressed, yeah. Yeah, that's, dude, that's fucked up. Yeah, that's a weird thing, man, because it's like, yeah, you shouldn't be obese and I think it's something like 50 % of the country, chain.

1:09:10Sounds ridiculous. It's beginning to be people. Fuck you, Joe. Yeah, it's rising. It's gonna be, did you lose any weight doing the carver or diet? Yeah, the 12 days I did it. Yes. That was a nice car. Yeah, I mean, I had vicious diarrhea, so. She had high blood. That was it. I mean, me and Matt. It was crazy. We both, I did it with him. It was fucking crazy. A astonishing, right? The diarrhea was crazy. Shit, my pants. How many times? I shit my boxers once. I was in bed and I shit my fucking boxers. That's what you need to eat a bowl of rice. Yeah, dude. You hit a one diarrhea, you got all right.

1:09:41I'm not gonna say. It's taking these little Hershey gifts. Something happens though. After a while, your body figures it out. Oh, man, it's, it was 16 days in. You took me about two weeks. I remember Thompson Gerr, a text of me said, this diarrhea is astonishing. It is truly astonishing, diarrhea. It was water. It was water. It was like black oil. It was like oil water. But it didn't smell bad though. It didn't smell that bad though. I don't know what's going on. There's nothing in it. There's water. Yeah. Viggins would tell you it's all toxins. Really? You're toxins coming out. Dude, I started missing big dumps.

1:10:13Yeah, I think your body just, dumps you back on the menu and I'll tell you what I'm having the time of my life. Dude, I learned I'm a bit of a size queen, dude. I didn't like those little fucking turrets coming out. A little pebble dumps. Yeah, I was there about it. I couldn't agree more. You need to get a fucking large dump, dude. She need a lot of kale. Just a horse pie. I got some kale on the fridge right now. How about a lot of kale before you eat your food and you'll have a really meaty dump? Well, that's, I told myself I got all that, you know? Yeah. All that roughage and fiber. I told myself I was like, I'm just gonna eat meat and vegetables.

1:10:42I got all that diet I picked out so hard and gained all the way back right away. I was like, I was totally disciplined on it. I'm like, I'll add in veggies. I'll be good and day one off of it. I was like, how did you feel when you were on it? I felt good. I did feel good. I was a little with the object the first couple days. Yeah, yeah. The first night we did stand up. And I was weird. I'm like out of it. I felt a little bit. But the keto stuff, I like the feeling, but I get like weeks into it. I start feeling kind of like loopy. But I don't think I was eating enough either. I was like, I don't know how to make it sick.

1:11:10Yeah, you get sick of eating meat. I'm so sick of meat. I just want to eat it. Yeah, like, God. I made a rack of ribs and looked at them and I was like, I can't do it. I can't eat them. I was so sick of meat. They sick of meat. That's so funny. It was weird. I have zero problem. I mean, now that was not helpful for the diet. Like 2 a .m. It'd be like, all right, I'm ordering pizza. You mother fucker. Yeah, dude. I was flipping all that. I was making pancakes in my house in the morning for my kids. I'm just looking at them. It's so weird how the most desirable foods were all terrible for it. I know.

1:11:41They're most desired. Like a plate of lasagna. Like smell it. Like, oh, yeah. A good pizza right out of the oven. Like, oh, gee, right, when you're about to take that bite and you feel that warm cheese in the sauce. I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah. Being lamaried some dejorno last night while we were watching cops. How was it? Shit rocked. Fuck. So you get the frozen shit? I usually don't, but, you know. What's the best fruit? What's the one that you could cook from for? For sure knows fucking good. Is it? Yes. It was especially, I mean, if you're eating dejorno, you're black. Yeah, chill, chill.

1:12:16No, we're talking. It's not going well. Those pizzas probably kill more people from the house fires. Fucking nutrients on that. From the house fires. Oh, yeah. Black out and put those things in the oven and pass out all the time. You're no but a eating cause of death. I think you'll hold blocks of bones. There's, it for real. There's no, yes. That has to happen nonsense. We were close. The people eating frozen pizzas are drunk. What's the percentage? If you're sobering a frozen pizza, you're fucking losing. I'll be on the record for that. It's just pedophiles eating them. Pedophiles are sobering frozen pizza.

1:12:53You're not kind of when you're eating one of those. You're a pedophile. See how he hides fuck. Have you ever tried to make your own pizza? You ever do the pizza oven thing? Yeah, I worked at a restaurant where you're doing that. I'm not good at it. But now you have a nice yard. Like maybe you get a little pizza oven would be nice. Yeah. Guys, I'm not doing anything. Your cold married journey is going to make my Xbox. I can see you in my first year. I can see you in a little. Oh, yes. I got some. I'm going to go on the French mozzarella. I'm never going to change the puzzle. I've exesion in there.

1:13:24I'm exesion in there. Cooking the blood light, watching the cook, turning it. Cooking is a serious great joy of life. Learning how to cook is a genuine great thing. We got to get you into making pizzas, bro. That's the last thing I need. You can use like non -GMO organic flour. Yeah, flour. Yeah. Flour is straight from Italy with no fucking herbicides in it. No, I'm going to follow gas. I'm going to play Xbox and DoorDash, full of it. And then go to the show. That's it. Well, that's my schedule every day. That's a solid idea. I just got a time. Fuck the show's in eight hours. So soon. I have this cutting into all my doing nothing.

1:14:03Are you ready to get back on tour work, every team? I am. I've been hitting you up. I've been like, bro, I need you. You came here once. I need you, though. Yeah, you need someone. I need someone to go. You have to do it. When you tell me if you're like, I can't make it today, I'm literally, I'm waking up looking at my phone going. I really like working out guys. But I also really like working out by myself. Going nuts, yeah. Yeah. For me, it's like, it's a good time where there's nothing going on just me doing the routine. You've been working out. Yeah. Of course. You motherfuckers. What are you talking about?

1:14:33I always work out. I'm not going to ever stop working out. You've been saying I can't work out today. You're working out. I couldn't do certain things. Yeah. I hurt my back for a little bit. Oh. It wasn't bad, though. It was a muscle pull. It wasn't anything to do with the spine. I was doing this new exercise and I was doing it a little too heavy. I tweaked something. But it was a couple of weeks later, it was fine. That was full. I am ready to get back, though. I need it. Yeah. Let's go. Okay. All right. Yeah. No slackers. Yeah. Brian Simpson likes to leave early. Oh, I got a meeting. Brian Simpson always has a meeting.

1:15:05He's got a meeting at one every fucking time. Yeah, every fucking time we work out, he gets that one out. The sauna is the best. The sauna. The whole literally he gets out. He's like, oh, fuck my phone. You such a dickhead. I got to take a piss. I don't take a whiz. No, no, no. I don't have a whiz right now. I'll take a whiz right now. Good luck.

1:15:33I won't plug it, dude. I'll be cool. Don't bring up anybody in particular. I'll be cool. Come on, bro. We're fine. We're not going to talk about horse. Is it the panickingest face we were talking about shoot dorses? Yeah.

1:15:50They are fucking impressive, though. They're fucking amazing, man. I have no idea whether that. I kind of knew. I don't think I'd ever seen one next to a regular horse before. I did not know they're that big either. They're dwarfed from my regular horse. I'm scared of horses, man. I got bucked off the one when I was little. Oh, no. We had like, I grew up next to, so I was one of six. My cousins were one of 10. And my dad and my uncle bought a piece of land outside of Philadelphia. It's like a ruler area. He got built up now. But I grew up next to like 10, I had 10 cousins that we'd all just fuck around.

1:16:20There was behind it. There was a guy who ran it land off of us. He had horses. So I was always like, we cut through the horse place to get to the woods. And like, dude, they'll charge you and shit. They're scary. Yeah. I'm still to this day. Terrified of them. We used to ride them. The one just went nuts and just bucked me off. And I was like, fuck this dude. I mean, I get it. I think riding them looks awesome. But whenever you're riding an animal, when you're on an animal, like hang on to an animal. Dude, I got this. Yeah, necessary. Yeah, it's like, it's good to be side like, fuck this guy. And the thing could kill me.

1:16:49Friend of mine was in a trail of horses, where they were going into like this deep mountain elk hunt. And one of the horses fell. And broke its leg and they had to shoot it right there and there. Really? Yeah. Oh, because they can't get it back. They can't get it back and they don't heal. Really? Yeah, they shoot horses. Damn. The horses break their leg, they shoot them. Jesus. Yeah. I didn't know they didn't heal. They don't heal. Yeah. They never totally heal. And I think there's probably, you know, this was quite a few years ago. There's probably methods that they use now. Do they, can they heal horses?

1:17:28They definitely can't run again. Like if it's a race horse. Yeah, it's done. They break their leg. They'll never run again. But yeah, they had to shoot this horse. My buddy was on this wilderness trail and the horse fell. It snapped its leg. And he's blasted in the head. That's shoot it. You can see that at the race track. No, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll bring out like a tarp on the track and hide it from the crowd and just, then eject it. Yeah. Yeah. That's hard. I mean, I don't know how, you know, often they're still doing that, but that was, that was just what they did. What do we do?

1:18:02Bone sock. They break too easy. Yeah. They break so easy. It takes so long to heal. Yeah. Thanks for your day, guys. It's such a shit design. That's why we have to accept the new, when we get AI, when you, you're going to get a new body. You're going to get some titanium frame. That'd be sick. Yeah. What is that stuff coming? Unlike humans, horse has heavy bones and light leg bones. This is the way, heavy bodies rather and light leg bones. This is the way they've developed many breeds, especially the thoroughbreds. When bones break, they may often shatter. And it's almost impossible, surgically reconstruct the fractured leg.

1:18:38While humans have some large muscles and a bit of tissue below the knee that helps stabilize a broken bone, along with the cast, a horse has very little muscle and hardly any other tissue besides tendons, ligaments, blood vessels, and some nerves below the knee. Oh, wow. The lack of muscle and other tissue means that even in a cast, the broken bone has little to support it. And it's much harder to prevent a horse from using its broken leg to bear weight. Wow. Kill it. So they have to shoot it. Yeah, to kill it. Why? Because they've figured out some stuff, but that's why that's been the most common way to handle it.

1:19:14Compound fractures were broken bone penetrates the skin, have a much poorer prognosis, and a less likely to heal successfully without complications. So it's cases are likely to be euthanized, particularly if blood supply to the leg has been compromised. So it's as repaired, the less complicated the fracture, the more likely the horse will recover. Oh, so there are some that recover. Green stick and stress fractures are incomplete fractures, and these can usually be treated successfully. Simple fractures where there's one clean bake break or more likely to heal successfully than shattered bones.

1:19:45Yeah, you got to kill them. Stinks. Got you. You guys bringing up euthanation? Imagine tearing a ligament 500 years ago. You're dead. Yeah. You mean even during the Cobby or days, during the back in those days? Yeah. Bobby or used to work out at this gym that I worked at when I was 19. That's awesome. And he walked in and he couldn't straighten his legs. So he had a walk with legs permanently bent, and he'd play like racquetball. That's one of his knees. What the fuck? Bobby or number four. Bro, they just cut his knees all over the house. Oh man. Just covered in scars. Back then, man, the surgery was terrible.

1:20:25And the point. And you didn't really recover. Yeah. You never really the same again. Yeah. If you like pulled your meniscus and you're like a hunter gatherer, they'll just probably leave you. Probably fucked. Yeah. You just walk through it. You just dealt with your scrushy and pain. Yeah, true. Yeah. Maybe that too. He just dealt with excruciating pain forever. Fuck, that sucks. Yeah. If you were lucky, if you were lucky, you'd let me get a eight and buy a Jaguar. Yeah. Yeah, cat. Yeah. You're bad fuckers. Snatches you up by your neck, drags you up a tree. Yeah, dude. That was the majority of human history was just brutal, violent death.

1:21:01Well, that's why people all day every day. Little kids are scared of monsters. Yeah. What experience did they have with monsters? No, they know. That represents animals that will eat you. Yeah. It's wolves. Yeah, it's instinctual. Yeah. Baby turtles are scared of hawks. That's what's going to happen. It must again in about four years. What's going to happen? Wolves. Wolves everywhere. No electricity. Small packs of people. Isn't that going to be kind of cool? They're going together right out of the blue. Everyone tells me I think that would be kind of a bad thing. Second the grade goes down. You're fucking no idea how bad it's going to be.

1:21:34I should have been bad, but like, dude, you get your juic - Here's the thing, you're not going to be like bored and like, who's the point? I'm going to kiss you. First of all, there will be no contact. Second the grade goes down. If the power goes out of my house, I'm coming to - I'm going to your room. Get in here. I'm going to break down that door. Yeah, I'm going to get a generator. You better. I need more. You better charge that thing because I'm coming. Just imagine if just maybe life stays exact and the same. They figure out a way to get us food. They figure out a way to get us gasoline.

1:22:00But there's no electricity. You can drive around, but there's no electricity, no social media, no internet. So the 80s. Just imagine that right now. Imagine that right now. It'd be nice. But the world would be in a fucking turmoil. No one would know what to do. Oh yeah. What do I do? What's real? What's going on? I'm going to read the newspaper. What? Yeah. There's no electricity. So you can't even watch TV. There's no TV at all. We should try it for like a month. I have like the whole country just go off for a month. Yeah, they would even be able to do the newspaper. I don't have the machines to do the newspaper like you used to do it for the electricity.

1:22:35Yeah. So they wouldn't even have the newspaper. Yeah. Well, they're clamping down on Facebook and stuff now again, I think. They've been trying to like get them forever. Oh yeah, they were really good. What are they trying to do? Like the government's like, I don't know what they're - If it's like a political ploy. If I would guess if I was the government and I was looking at social media, I would say a couple things. One, if you're protecting people. The fucking, the thing that's valuable, no one knew was valuable. Everybody consented to give away their information. But nobody ever thought data was a commodity.

1:23:06That had never been a thing in human history. The data was insanely valuable and then the people who have that data now with all that money have this insane ability to - To donate to - what are you doing, Jimmy? Showing you what they're suing them for. Oh, more than 40 states and districts of Columbia filed lawsuits against Metta, the parent company, a Facebook Instagram or what's up. The Facebook and Instagram deliberately manipulate their apps in ways to add dick kids and teens and have failed to keep them off despite age limits. Here's the thing though. Why is it their responsibility? Just like why is it porn hubs responsibility to make sure that you're 18?

1:23:43Yeah. If you have a kid, it's supposed to be your responsibility to see what the kid's doing, right? But how are you going to - unless you have to use your ID every time you sign up and they have to verify your age. They do that in Louisiana. Do they? Yeah, I tried to jack off in Louisiana. Yeah. You're going to be showing your ID. You're going to be getting on. You're going to be getting on. Yeah, you can't get on the sites when you talk. I found a site. You dig up some OG sites. Stop calling. You have to dig up with the OG porn sites. Yeah, I'd dig deep and I'll tell you what you can do. It was fucking off the grid porn sites.

1:24:15You can use a VPN? No. You should use a VPN. Yeah. It's a good idea actually. Yeah, she used one. It's a great idea. It's a VPN. Easy. Yeah. One click. It's a sponsor. Nice. Yeah, you could pretend you're fucking Hawaii. You could pretend you're anywhere you want to. Oh, do you think I can use it to bet somewhere else maybe? Not just. I don't know. I know that this is your sponsor's VPNs. I'm going to use it to bet somewhere else. There are spots. I know people have used it to collect Pokemon. I'm going to look up all kinds of stuff. They collect Pokemon. Yeah, they've collect Pokemon in places where they weren't really there.

1:24:54I know people use VPNs to bypass countries like you know Netflix is like United States Netflix. You can go to the UK Netflix. You can go to Asian Netflix. You can go to whatever you want. That's pretty cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Fuck. I think there are spots or two actually. Yeah. Shit, I love them. I never bet somewhere else. That's another thing that was like impossible. Now it's everywhere. Betty was impossible back in the day. Yeah, like fucking 10 years ago. Yeah. My dad was a... Everybody did. Everybody had. What am I doing? That's good. He snitched on my fucking dad. Nobody else. How much you guys have?

1:25:34Yeah, what the fuck am I snitching on him for? There was a whole MMA organization that existed before Betty went down. And I think part of their business model was Betty. Yeah. It was Bow Dog. They had some big fights. They had Fador fight for Bow Dog. Jorge Mosvidal fought for them. Like some big fighters. I think Chail Sun and fought for them. And they had fights like on a beautiful beach in Costa Rica. Like hot rink car girls walking around. And they had the fights outside of like world class fighters. Damn fighting outside. It's crazy. Yeah, some one and I think I'm pretty sure that was the business model was about gambling.

1:26:15That makes sense. I saw a comment England had it before us. I watched soccer and soccer teams jerseys would have just like bet .com. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's coming. There was another thing the international pool tour they had to sit in the similar situation. Yeah. This big like multi hundred thousand dollar like 300, 400 thousand dollars for the winners for these tournaments, which is huge for pool players. But it was all about online gambling and then the online gambling. They killed that. They put the kibach on that. Really? Yeah, they fucked up everything for just telling people what they can and can't gamble on.

1:26:49Yeah. So this is like my same feeling about like this meta thing. It's like I get it. Yeah, the algorithms are designed to keep you engaged. But they keep you engaged with what you're interested in. That's the thing. It's like they're saying they're shoving you only news from one source and that. Yeah, but that's not their responsibility. I don't think to provide. They're not a news distributor. If you're only into QAnon, they're going to say you fucking QAnon. You're going to get a lot of QAnon. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure we've talked about something to happen with the algorithm lately. What's going on?

1:27:21I don't know. I mean, it's. Oh, the violent stuff. All this stuff. Oh, God. That's what it's all about. I don't get it. Instagram. Really? It doesn't come to me. I'll start sending you. Oh, I'll send it to you. I'll put you on the one that me and Tsegera are on. I don't want to see that. Oh, my God. Tsegera has done that to me like twice. Oh, my God. We did every day. We did every day. The second you see Arabic in the fucking description of the video, the cat. I'm like, I'm not. No. I've seen so many people get shot. Really? Oh, my God. Over the last month, I've probably seen a hundred people get shot.

1:27:55No bullshit. Factory workers. Multiple times of factory workers. That was a dozen. Those are adorable. Oh, you're seeing the industrial accidents? Oh, my God. Scrazy industrial. Building is falling on people. It's a falling on them. People sliding a scooter under a truck, getting dragged by the truck. Everything. You name it. Guys getting cut in half by trains. The buddies pulling the arms. Yeah. It's no good. Intrills are hanging out. Yeah. No. Oh, you got this. So much. Just like he threw his friend under the bus and he fell over and over again. We're there. People are doing that on Instagram last night with horrible shit.

1:28:35Last night, he was like, oh no. Like as soon as I was like, as soon as I got in the club, I was like, I need scary footage. And then he was like, oh no, everyone's gonna see me falling. I was like, I'm doing Rogan tomorrow. He was like, oh no. I was like, 10 million people at least. It has to. He's charmed though. Yeah, that's what I was telling him. He's the funniest guy ever. Everybody shit their pants and everybody's falling. Exactly. Yeah, I shit my pants just last week. They really thought I was gonna fart in my house. I felt it come out wet. I was like, you son of a bitch. You know what?

1:29:06Sometimes that's kind of nice though. You get a midday shower. I was on my way out the door. Oh, that's not good. So I'm on my way to do a podcast. Oh, shit my pants. Shit you're calling it. You got an omelette. You got an omelette. You know, rents them off in the sink. Yeah, I'm usually good about charred. Yeah, I guess you have to. Yeah, true. I usually can like, sometimes I surprise myself and I'm like, I definitely shit myself. And I'm like, no, I didn't. Bro, one time I was coming home from fear factor. I just farted. One time I was coming home from fear factor. And I just, I was farting it.

1:29:35I was farting it. You had a go. You let go. You let go. Oh god, it was cramping it. He went into the light. He filled my pants. I mean, filled. Like where I immediately felt it in my socks. Like right away. I was like, oh, good lord. I mean, it rocked out of my ass. The underwear was about as effective as our border wall. It went down my legs. I felt it in the back of my legs instantly. It was like, oh, Christ, it was an explosion. I was holding back as long as I could. You released it. It was like, it was like, it was like, I'm just hanging off of a bridge. Oh, and you realize you can't pull yourself up.

1:30:21You're just like, oh, that's it. Where were you? How far from the car? I do not remember. I remember being in my car and just unloading on my SUV seats. Oh. I had a Lexus SUV. I just filled that front seat up. I shit. How did you clean that out? What was the process? I took it to the car wash, bro. Oh, my God. I cleaned it out myself and then I brought it to the car wash. Get it detailed. I didn't tell them I shit myself. That's how they do. They got the car wash. Cool. What the fuck? What the fuck? The fair factor, guys. This is a shitty track. Hopefully I leather seats, man. Leather seats. Oh, yeah, they were leather.

1:31:02Good. That's good for dumps. Cloth. Clop it in cloth, bro. It gets in that foam. It's a mistake. Never comes out. Do in your foam. You got to cut that foam out. Dude, if someone throws up in your car, it smells for that. It's over. You got to burn it and say, uh, car on fire. Be really into the dealership. I didn't like shit my self. I definitely didn't shit myself, but I caught my front seat on fire. Fuck you. My friend shit himself at work. We worked together. And he drove home, like sneakily to, like, changes his pants. Oh. We were, like, younger, too. We were in high school. And his mom was outside and she was like, what are you doing?

1:31:31And he's like, I shit my pants. Had she made them get on dress? It was the ball. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's getting hard to say. It's like the fucking embarrassing. Yeah. This is embarrassing as a guest. It's getting hosed by your mom.

1:32:14I had to go on Bricks is like a glide deal At the goal. I mean that is where it gets you the second you I was I was close to my house I drove I drove with the windows down Smelling my own shit for a silent Like what was going through your head done like did you accept it? Where you like this is unacceptable? I had rules to styria was it like going on you sick? Yeah, I must have been I don't remember I just I don't I remember is that feeling a the feeling of like knowing you're gonna lose yeah Black and I'm feel it Feels so good though dude. It's horrible. Let's give it in like if I made it to the toilet It would have been amazing dude.

1:33:09It would have been one of the greatest victories in my career. I'm macchemy a bunch of like microdose mushrooms Took more than I should and I was just on a walk. I was like I just have a nice walk around New York Dude I got like two blocks away and I was like my stomach just one I Sprinted out Tommy was downstairs and heard me drown out the steps. He was like what the fuck was that? I've got some great victories in my shedding career Yeah, that was one of the things The key works at the front door Yes, yes, you keep those muscles tight Yeah, keep it to the bowl and you won you're quivering when you're pulling your pants down You keep it all weird buzzer The three pointers in the air time I got jammed in an uber on the way to the airport It was like six in the morning and it just all the sun on the way.

1:34:08I was like oh fuck and I had like 20 minutes And I was in the lady's car like sitting on one ass Up I was just letting out these like any fart I wanted to tell like I'm so as I was shitting I was farting in the back of her car I had a release pressure And you sit inside She looks back No She looks back at your long I was at terminal C in the sideways launch position I was at terminal C and I'm like terminal A's fine because I like where you going those I got terminal C and I got there My terminal A is fine The airport The home is people going because anyone could get in I made it and I sat down I saw there was no toilet paper.

1:34:47I went fuck it and I had it just let it out what you do luckily dude I went in my school bag and my wife gave me Packet of clean x I saw him put her in my bag like weeks ago I'm like dude I don't leave that fucking shit in my bag. She threw it in my bag And I went what an angel pulled the clean x out white my ass into it. So it was shit to it So I'm just touching I'm just touching these robot toilets that clean your butt pro I get sad And I have to just wipe it because I know it's gross. It sucks dude wiping your ass You just mirror and shit all over yourself all the way. Yeah, you're like rubbing it to the point where you look at the tissue and it's Reasonable that's reasonable.

1:35:24Yeah, I have it. Oh fuck my ass. It's Yeah, the days are so nice. I got to put one on nice. I bought one from my old house I try to connect it in the fucking water sprayed everywhere. So I got a higher professional. Yeah, I got to get a bidet It's so nice dude in the fucking bathroom in the mug comedy club. Oh, yeah, it's nice Dude didn't have one for one there. There's a shit in the one that I shit every time I do stand I had I can't help it There's a button says defecate every hit that button. Yes, bro. Oh the button. Really? That's a pipe cleaner. I haven't dumped there I don't think bro dude It's um was to say North America through the 1700s people were still wiping whatever they had on hand.

1:36:01Oh, yeah Most common things were corn cobs and C shells I was in the corner got them. They scraped their asshole with C shells The body 1800s paper was becoming more widely available. Yeah, magazine Lee in 1857 a New Yorker named Joseph Gaity Introduced the first patented toilet paper boss. Wow hero 1870s 1857 so until 1857 everyone was the Romans clean it behind These puns that's not seems like it beats the fucking of a serious stick. Yeah Yeah, a lot of places in the world keep like a dish of water in the middle least you keep a dish of water above your toilet and use one hand to like splash water on your ass Wiping that to store it.

1:36:44I think that's the move the move is the sponge I've used the sponge then you can clean the sponge off. Yeah, you reuse it. It's green Oh The sponge away Jamie. Yeah, there's a pile of sponges and no no you clean your sponge Everybody gets one sponge It goes with your voter ID. What's a scene sponge go get another one? You don't have to put it on the end of a spare you hold it in your hand like a gentleman. They would get old It's like your buffing like when you're buffing your hood Just buff your asshole. It's a sponge actually that is nice. It seems like I think the very car wouldn't feel great Yeah, I'm gonna test a sponge.

1:37:22I might see you have a toilet. Yeah, right next to toilet. You got like a basin The water's flowing you dunk your sponge in there Clean it out. It's nice sound What a dripping in and less unless you just got a mess chunky Frozen yogurt you never get it out of sponge It's deep. It's all over your ass cheeks wiping your legs all the way up your back It's dripping down your legs now Fuck did I do Share my fellow butt wipers. Oh, they were used to share you don't have your own of course Why would you have your own Jamie? It's fucking room the visitor? Okay, so if one of the freak of visitors had intestinal worms All the others would carry them home too without any knowledge about disease spread the overall Roman toilet setup could hardly be called Hygienic by modern standards yet.

1:38:13You know they you know they test They told me to test kids for worms. They said put a piece of scotch tape on your kids Butthole while sleeping and the worms come out of the butthole at night. No get stuck in the scotch tape What yeah, I did doctor tell my wife is today don't you have to like shine a light on your kids asshole to see the worms coming out at night They hopefully they want to put I heard that story. Yeah, they want us to put scotch tape on the beehol Pressing adhesive side of a piece of transparent tape to skin around the anus of the person you suspect as pinworms As soon as a person awakens the egg stick to the tape when you tape take the tape to your appointments The doctor could look at pinworms or eggs under a microscope Interesting that fucking crazy bro.

1:38:51This is a crazy video of a black bear his black bears walking and it's got worms It's got worms come have a giant one like garden Like garden Hanging out of his ass How crazy is this face? He's like I know dude His sucks. This is embarrassing size of those worms. What must be going on in their gut? Oh my god the worms must be getting most of the food. Yeah, oh That's so nasty if they're making their way all the way out through your asshole that thick look at that those thick Covid vaccine like ropes Those blood clots You find on red it That's what it looks like look at that fucking like to that thing look at that one that one you just showed Jamie But look at the length.

1:39:42Oh my god, the length of that someone the worms behind him No, that's good though for now true I don't have no idea we get that bear racking his knots doing that It's pretty great. He has no idea what subject from diarrhea and worms Bro, that's crazy. That's terrible. That's crazy. It's kind of sad. Yeah, you see that bear get hit in the nuts This one. Yeah, it's pretty wonderful. This is great. This is one of the greatest videos ever Here we go. It's geared up. What's he's doing scratch him in? God, that's got to feel fucking awesome Yeah, look at him. He's just rubbing his back Is there any other animal that does that?

1:40:29Oh? No Oh It's really just a dude And it took like a good 10 seconds to fully kick in on him. They are absolutely the coolest animal. Yeah, other cool Grizzly would kill it would kill a gorilla dude. Yeah, I think so for really yeah, bro I'm tired of these people saying grills would fuck up a grizzly. Yeah, how Grizzlies are fucking they're huge they're 40 miles they run 40 miles an hour. Well, there's different types Yeah, different types of mountain grizzlies and then there's a coastal brown bears Which are the same species, but they have much more access to protein. They just eat and salmon all day and Moose those things are giant Damn, they got faster.

1:41:21Yeah They run so fast, but more importantly, oh my god, but we'll believe it like John Donner her and Lex Friedman had a conversation about this So I was hilarious about who would win a gorilla a bear a grizzly bear or a lion and what what he was getting rocked Right well bear easy. No, no, probably not really. Yeah, probably not No, no, I'm out. Yeah, it's it's hard to say It's hard to say Lions are pretty big, you know a big male a tiger would a big like Siberian and those really enormous tigers I watched I'm sorry. I watch a sloth bear hold his own against the fucking tiger recently. That's just a shitty That's a crazy main G shitty bear those are very aggressive Sloth bears are very aggressive.

1:42:14They killed a lot of people. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that was the first time I met you I showed you a sloth bear killing a man The first time we did it open together. I was like you check this out. There's the bear eating you guys He showed me a guy jump off a building and I was like sick. That was a rough. This is a bear versus a tiger This is actually very nice and that's that sloth bear is defending its cub. It's a very nice moment dude Yeah, that's a small tiger and that sloth bear gets rocked and hangs in there. Yeah They're tough they're tough a grizzly would go nuts on that thing. Fuck there.

1:42:49Maybe that size tiger That's not a very big tiger. It depends on how big they are It's just think about grizzlies and lions They're the ones that have the giant advance because they kill shit all the time. This is one of the things that don't hurt so like Girl's don't really kill anything. Yeah, silverbacks have canines. They're just for posturing. Yeah, they just like first showing their fangs Yeah, it's weird. It's weird that they have canines because they don't kill any every other thing that has canines as big as a kill Kill stuff kills things they just eat vegetables Yeah, true. I yeah, I don't know if they ever ate meat a little bit.

1:43:20They won't well monkeys eat meat at all Yeah, monkeys do chimps do although eating chimps are very carnivorous chimps are very carnivorous They eat a lot of meat. They eat a lot of monkeys a lot of monkeys. Yeah, yeah, they really they'll eat deer's they eat monkeys They eat everything they can catch, but they eat fruit if it's available to eat the fruit But really what they want is monkeys. That's their favorite thing to eat damn. Yeah, they found out Moody chimps. He did that. Yeah, they're like fuck. Yeah, I had the director on he said they didn't even show all the chimps eating monkeys He's like he's so often he was like it's their favorite thing to do.

1:43:50Oh, yeah, look at the size of that cat Imagine that motherfucker walks in. Oh, dude Siberian versus bangled tigers. It's yeah, that's a Siberian Show the belly you guys like no thanks. I like that guy chilling Yeah, I'm not even He's just walking around that case like Francis and gone. Oh, look at the fuck out of my way Damn size dude Yeah, so that thing against the Grizzly. Yeah, I don't know But Grizzlies are fucking insanely durable man the thing about that they're designed to fight a cat is not necessarily designed to fight They're designed to kill this Grizzlies fight each other all the time and they fight for like 20 minutes And they tear each other apart and they don't get hurt.

1:44:35It's a good point. It's great Their skin is so flexible and so thick that they could just bit down on and they're shaking each other and then they'd shake it off Like nothing happen. Yeah, I'm still I'm grizzly on this. What's the gorilla's? It's a possibility The girl is like a cat strength. Yeah, yeah, just strong to swap and smart the grill smart true But they're gonna get fucked up They're gonna you're taking a big cat against a gorilla no, I'm not necessarily taking the big cat against the Grizzly But maybe because I don't think I don't think the big cat is used to fighting Grizzlies fight so much like they know how to fight Like I think it would know how to hold the cat down those cats fight.

1:45:19Yeah, but I think they have to fight don't they kill all Yeah, they get killed they get killed. It's probably the group. Yeah, that's true Grizzlies fight like every year. Yeah, yeah grizzlies are out there always like Tyson and their brine. Yeah every two weeks I've seen bears fighting the wild. It's really that's wild. See it's wild. They just these bears were going at it I was in Alberta and the way they hunt bears out there the forest out there is like a box of Q tips Well, you can't see shit. You can see shit. So the way they hunt bears they've a enormous bear population It's like they're infested with black bears They they leave bait out and you see like donuts or something sweet.

1:45:56Yeah, and then the bears come to that So these bears know where this one or they leave a dead beaver So the bears know like when the bait is there and so they'll decide like who gets the bait or they'll decide that a female is hot She's ready to have sex and they'll fight over the female, but I watch these two dude just go at it Just just go at it like 30 yards away from him like this is terrifying wild. Yeah, it's wild The black bears are prevalent like the polka nose and peasant mania people like oh, yeah, they're kind of sissy's They are like to people like walking. Well, I mean they're kind of they're at least like they don't fuck with people like to be Yeah, they don't run away until they do that's to my neighbor when I was up there the guy stay next to us Like I'll walk down the driveway with them.

1:46:38I'm like dude. You're out of your fucking mind. I saw Jamie there's a video of I think it was a black bear getting into a dude's cabin really and it's like he's like There's no you can tell it's just a bro He's like dude. I think there's something in the kitchen And he's holy fucking to bear it dude. Holy fuck and it comes up the step like it's They make fun of that because I'm selling a dumbass kill the kid at Rutgers It is kid got killed by a black bear at Rutgers. Yeah, he was going to school at Rutgers and New Jersey New Jersey. Yeah, let's try to find it. New Jersey is the highest population of bears per capita in the country Wow, yeah, New Jersey does New Jersey state when the governor who's currently in when he was running one of the things He was running on a stopping the bear hunt Chris Christie because people were upset people were upset that people are hunting bears Like like the people that live in Newark and in cities like what are you doing in hack and sack?

1:47:30You're hunting bears They they kept that law for two years and then he's like forget it start hunting bears again Yeah, so many bear interactions with people they were going up so high they were Fucking up people's garbage cans. Yeah coming in the poke nose. You got a lock your thing up as they come like every Sunday They're coming. Yeah, there's deer A deer I've been my family and I we got a house in the poke nose and there's the deer Or everywhere everywhere and they are fucking disgusting Yeah, you got to shoot them dude. We walk outside these just the most mangy fucking deer you've ever seen Well, they also might have chronic wasting disease.

1:48:04They're fucked up. Oh, dude. That's fucked up my brother saw that They just drown themselves and stuff scary. It's like they call it like a zombie disease. It's a pre on disease Look at this bear awesome the guys is chilling no idea. Oh So what the fuck is your dude? There's one. There's an Asian lady's taking a nap and a bear comes over and likes to sniff in her face Oh my god the thing about bears. Sorry black bears if you get attacked by a black bear It's more likely trying to eat you. Oh really? Yeah, if you get attacked by a grizzly bear It's more likely you shocked it like you came near its cobs Yeah, or Might want to eat you too.

1:48:41That's possible too like really black bears. It's more like they're watching it. They're just hungry. Yeah Good minute wasn't grizzly man there when they started to get hungry. Isn't that what happened? Yeah, he stayed he hung out He stayed don't be there that during that season. They yeah, there's there were bears that were so hungry They couldn't hibernate they know it a fat to hibernate It was an old bear and he just didn't have any food, you know, he got a good meal. Yeah, he became a bear in the end of it He became just sniffing his lady Dude Bear bear was fucking with his shoe bro Yeah They you know they're cool.

1:49:23You just don't want a lot of them near you. Yeah, I don't want to name it You know they used to eat them and not eat deer they eat bears. Yeah, the pioneers like when they first started to Establishing America they would eat bear and they would use the deer for skins That's why a dollar is called a buck That was the amount of money you get for one deer skin. What yeah, they didn't eat deer Which is crazy. What's never tastes like it is good. Okay. It's closer to beef That's why you know and so they were they were eating bear and they were just using the deer for skins I like to think of that the guys that got to North America and ran into fucking grizzlies Like from Europe.

1:50:02Yo, yeah like what the Europe has a lot of brown bears. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Russia has some of the crazy Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but Germany has brown bears. I think someone got killed by a brown bear Germany has brown bears Pretty sure no way. Yeah, not anymore. I don't know. Oh, yeah. I guess they got those forests There's these bears in the forest in certain parts of Europe. I know for sure. I know they have brown bears out there Yeah, lobster was like prison food when it first came Lobster they would like it was like consider discussed as a bug Feed the prisoners. They would get them out of the East River and serve them to people at bars It was bar food first bear in Germany in 16 years.

1:50:40Okay. Yeah, there it is First wild bear in Germany 170. That was close. Okay, that must be what I read Yeah, but so are there bears in Spain? Is that what it is? They're brown bears in Spain There's definitely some Russia's I was like I'm tired like you know you drinking off a dark remembering Spanish. I was like oh so for a bear I think that might be bear it is nice Yeah, oh really Who's it's birthbed time I'm burned have a vodka. Oh, so that's called also porn or else. Oh What a great name. Hell yeah, perfect. I just saw the end you said oh, so I thought you're talking about the vodka itself.

1:51:21Oh So I thought you were talking about that dude who was the guru in wow wow country like I ruled like I really Show's for the people by the people of the people but the people Order Captain Of the Tired by the Tired you watch me like damn this guy's a genius. This is wow. This is gonna be really insightful. Yeah, so deep but the people are retarded This is something I would say I think he's not smart man. I think he's on it bro Second language, too, look at that Such a Government Government Think of being in this meeting like off the people yeah But the people are So you look next here and your friends like what?

1:52:26Wait, we think we might have fucking bet on the wrong career man doing you're in full -outish Learn what's what's it like knowing that you gambled on the wrong girl That's why I'm so glad I got out of that first building That first building I bought a first building before we bought the mothership before that spot It was I bought a place that was owned by a cult A colleague is a documentary on it called holy hell Yeah, don't get told me that yeah, you told me you were in like a how was he still kicking around the guys in Hawaii now Yeah, I really restarted he's a legend that you told me this guy's Guys a legend So the guy was a gay porn star and a hypnotist Dangerous combo dangerous combination and a yoga instructor and beautiful beautiful man Like amazing physique six pack taught yoga and then buddy as he got older you got creepy So I get in a lot of plastic surgery lost his physique And so the cult awareness network it was like right after wake up cult awareness network They're cracking down all these cults, you know, cuz wake up on the fuckers So this motherfucker says okay, I'm gonna move to Austin and just to throw people off who might be thinking I'm running a cult I'm gonna have my followers build me a theater so that I can dance in front of them That was the place that I bought what that place it was gonna be my copy The gay hit this dancer Well, I found out about it from Ron white Ron rides like you should buy that theater that was owned by the cult I played their once it's fucking awesome beautiful place.

1:53:57I go really goes out. Yeah, fucking You know I'm just a giant every time I talk to Ron one I'm like I'm friends are on white It's weird. He's the man. He's he might be the coolest dude possible. He's one of the greatest humans. It's ever What's so funny? I love that guy to death so when he was telling me to buy the building I was like I'm buying that building for sale. Let's go and I took him on a tour. He's like, yeah, I fucking killed right here So we all looked at it we brought in architects and everything there's I mean we were in the planning stages They had like a significant issue that wasn't addressed that had to be addressed and I got out of it Yeah, it's like buying a house and like it's all it's haunted There's a lot of issues first of all the people that well there were not construction people that made that place But then on top of that Adam Eget Tells me about the documentary.

1:54:50I did not know about the documentary I just knew Ron said yeah cult owned it. I'm like go cult. Yeah, what a normal stuff. Yeah, but you flower people They probably did yoga and grew squash no No, no, there's a lot of butt fuck dudes would get what dudes getting they were getting hypnotized and fucked and then they had to pay They had to pay for the therapy. So he'd give them therapy that after they 50 bucks and they would fuck them The idea did it work. Oh, yeah, the guy yeah, he's that's the thing the patience. That's the thing about the documentary that's wild This guy was a legitimate hypnotist right and he had these people convinced that he could give them this thing called the knowing and The knowing was he would like place his hands on you would have to be the right time the right moment But these people to this day were saying it's the most amazing moment of their life It was pure ecstasy they connected to God like he Through the power of suggestion When he put his hands on them they really did experience that thing so he really did have that power Whoa, he really really actually did if you're a gullible person who's likely to join a cult in the first place Yeah, kind of a sucker you're not skeptical you believe this and then you find yourself in the woods and you're on your knees And this guy is over you and he puts his hands on your your temples Yeah, and they would just go into full bliss and it's wild because it's in the movie and It doesn't look like they're faking it.

1:56:13It looks like they're having this wild transcendent experience Like someone just gives them a full -on mushroom trip just fucking Whop just hit some with a giant dose of acid damn and they just like And then they talk about it afterwards even they're talking shit about him even That's right 20 years later when they're talking shit about him they talk about him They believed in him so much Who's yo Yeah, yeah, it's beautiful. He was beautiful. He had a six -pack He was a yoga instructor see he would give him this thing man He would touch them in the head and by the way some of them he would hold it back from them He wouldn't give it to them.

1:56:47Oh, no, you're not ready like no I'm ready and so they'd be complaining for years Hey, they know you are not ready. Oh People's mouths bro So this is this is by the way this is later in life when he's getting a little creepy looking So he starts getting a bunch of plastic surgery and weird shit to his face and his body kind of falls apart But that was him dancing that was him dancing at the one -world theater. What which was the place that I was gonna buy He had them build a theater so you can dance in front of them. I mean, can you imagine seeing that guy not hysterically laughing He got all the way started looking like real weird man like real weird Yeah, but when he was young he was beautiful.

1:57:36So that's the the torment of youthful beauty you get older It's fucking you become a monster. Yeah, but even when he was young, it's still be like if I saw a guy like Some guys mouth I'm out I'm out I'm out of the project The fruit later in life. Yeah, he started getting a little cocky. Yeah, he been running that call for a couple of days That's older version of the dude changes name twice fucking hog Problem hungry mouth Look at the other guy In the back my mouth I'm an expert I probably said don't my experience it through you. I felt it I felt it the ecstasy had of catching masters fruit the gay botball cult man.

1:58:24That's tough Bro, so they found out because in the early Some way a guy left a guy left the cult and sent a mass email like yo This guy's been hypnotized me and but fuck me for the past 10 years Everybody else is a guy. He's fucking good at it. They really didn't know how many people he was doing that too Yeah, and they all start sharing information What yeah, I mean he ran this thing for a long time the thing they all say those in the beginning It was great in the beginning of the cult. They were just Happy to see all together and they're going on first nature I think they're doing yoga together then as later.

1:59:01I think as he got older like he couldn't get as many guys So he needed to fuck them Yeah, when you get gross looking the only people that'll fuck you the people that think you're a master You know when you're young and hot true I'm a guy's a Joe. Yeah true. I know that's why I came to you He's out there getting it He probably didn't need to fuck them. I do the idea of Being in a cult like the moment of clarity where you're like Lakeo is so funny to think of a guy being in there when they're like the feds are coming We've got to fight them off of me and guy the meeting like oh Shit and if you leave they'll shoot you yeah, if you run out that door You gotta shut the back You got to run out in the middle the night so you got to you got to plan it out You have a fucking toothbrush and a pair of underwear taped to your leg You got to figure out how to get over the bar wire Oh, you got to run out with a roll of carpet.

1:59:57You throw the roll carpet over the bar wire You got it on plant here crash like where are you going buddy? Oh, oh Jesus Christ here And you feel the hot lead I heard a lot of those North California grow ups They had that thing triangle of something on on Netflix I've heard a long time ago. They were like that like people with hippie kids would be like I'm gonna go trim on this guy's farm and it's like thinking it's gonna be like some cool hippie guy But these are like country Northern California criminals. Yeah, like hot young hippie chicks running out there and getting like drugged and stuff It's like that's a documentary series Sasquatch.

2:00:30Really? Yeah, that was cool. Yeah, very good documentary series. It's about they they attributed a murder to Bigfoot It's a big for Which is no one's fucking big for you So it was so remote and so lawless that guys would come in and steal people's crops And they rob people shoot people and so it was like these guys started off as hippies and then it became business That has to be how every like lock this monster Sasquatch every single monster was definitely just a guy killing a guy I mean I fucking Chupa -cobra came out of nowhere Before DNA Monsters sure that's a good idea. Yeah, also if you leave someone's body in the woods like where there's like wild Bays and animals.

2:01:30They're gonna eat that body quick I've just leave the body for 24 hours and something's eaten a coyote is gonna eat it I don't remember if we talked about bro. No, no, I have a This should it was so funny love has won the cult of mother God. That's one of the rare cults run by a lady too Right. Yeah, yeah, we we watched some of this It is so funny. There's a dude that shows up and just dominates the cult like dude does a dude Chose up and just ruins everything there he was. Yeah, she was he was the boy He's a method. Yeah, he's like Prisoner whatever goes to this cult amazing. He's like he said he was out raking leaves with all the community And he just put his breakdown was like I run this and he just immediately started dominating everybody Oh, no making them listen to heavy metal.

2:02:20Did he put heavy metal on me? This is power on power. Oh my god. Look at dude would get to fuck this lady and then he'd be like father God And then this like she had like three father gods and that the method dude came through discovering a mummified body laying and trying Queen size band wrapped in a sleeping bag decorated with Christmas lights. They believed silver What's it called what type of silver? It'll silver. They were like that's gonna solve this so they were just Crushing this lady with silver while she was an alcohol. Oh my god She started turning blue has a 19 billion year old deity Carlson claimed she could cure cancer while also drinking herself into oblivion every night What a wild lady wait till you see I Said she's got bro.

2:03:06I'm watching that tonight. She's got the galactic. She's got she channels She channels her did right in this down then I'm set a reminder to watch it so funny very fun love right Love is one love has one she channels her they're called the galactics. It's a to collection of people that I Fucking who knows they have spaceships. Yeah, they have spaceships. They're gonna pick her up The galactics are really it's Robin Williams and Donald Trump who's still alive. They love Trump, which is so funny They do like Trump and like she's like anytime she gets hammered. She's like Robin Williams is channeling himself through me That's why I'm being mean everybody just get it.

2:03:45No, she's just can't hammered be like fuck you bitch clean up all my shit Then the next day be like damn Robin Williams crazy last night. I'm sorry That's hilarious then she starts taking silver and her cult believes her so much that when she starts to be like I don't know guys. I think the silver might be killing me like now. Silver's good. You're got She's like I'm not got I'm fucking hammered I Have a hammered for 20 years is this silver is that the same stuff to make that guy turned blue. Yeah, I was on Oprah This is what happened. Yeah, she turns blue with the end. Oh boy, dude, which look like the end.

2:04:20Oh that oh Yeah, oh man, she wasn't that old right she was attractive dude. She's before she was hot Oh, the silver the cool. Oh, she was Jamie still watching this on the snake Jamie you like that meat catch Do you have that fucking dog dude the little tiny dog watching guys catch me She was very pretty she was pretty look at that one that Yeah, that's her LinkedIn That's your business is doing yeah, just became a business where they the money guys hilarious in it So she was running it for a while to the method came along. She was so hot Yeah, yeah, she did it hey, you can do it in this country.

2:05:08Yeah, if you have a good idea and you really work hard You can you can die from rum and silver like a pirate She was wrong rushing shit She's hammered the whole time and then her method boyfriend shows up and he rules. He does oh my god Why everyone all the other guys are posties and this dude shows up. They all still believe though. Oh my god That's such a dangerous thing Super blue Why was looking guy before that what the fuck? That's literally pop a smurf that is dude. That's so crazy and they can't turn that it looks like well Over deck it looks like William my god race Looks a little like William the way smiling if he was bald William Montgomery I am gonna take colloidal silver My comrades do that for like Halloween To blue face for Halloween you might get tackled in the street That guy had it too Wow That stuff is in the Alex Jones toothpaste colloidal silver yeah, and the Alex Jones I don't want to disperse I don't want to disperse his comedy you know too late Spirtio but Silver was in the toys but these days stats of Dennis Alex Jones dad to Dennis.

2:06:32Yeah, man. You listen. You ever listen to the program. There it is like It's a little save it super little. That's an interesting ad I got a piss Matt you can't put myself I'll take a break. Yeah, I'll take a break. She's crazy Yes, yes, so much feels good. Yeah, it's good to pee. What's better pee in a shit? Really better. Yeah, something about a like a good one a good one versus I mean think about a long good Hard but it dump when you're holding the wizz and you get it It's it's it what it is. It's like a clitorial orgasm that's being real hard and then it's easy Like having like a cervical orgasm If you I'm gonna say if you had a cup I compare it to something.

2:07:18Yeah, that's one of the guys Like this time my toes just like childbirth There's fucking cervical orgasm What the fuck you know what know what Nate Lamar fucked me up on our friends were I was talking to them and they were saying Duzer now reviewing their dicks like the dildo that's their dicks eyes and reading the reviews women leaves Oh, I'm not coming close to that look at you talk about negative comments bro Dude My brain keeps dumping it comes up and I'm like I just do fucking Tiny little buzzers if they have a no -zombic for dick size. Yeah, oh my god It gave you a bunch of side effects side effects could be side effects can be cancer anything.

2:07:57Yeah, I die of beaties Guys would just take diabetes medication have a giant hog But if you only take you have to keep taking it like it artificially inflates the size of your dick for a limited time You have to bang it every couple of days all day Every couple of days you got a bang it it'd be so hard to not do that everybody would do it But they do boy that's the holy grail that's what I'm selling the money. What the fuck are you doing? Yeah, what are they doing? They get all this bullshit talking around fucking flu vaccines fuck that dude fix my dick fix it Yeah, someone to fix this I do I can't for world peace if everyone of the same size don't we might enter the age of peace Ice word of God or be a bunch of big dick kings that might be too much well in a place like China isn't there like The difference between the number of men versus the number of women.

2:08:49Yeah, you think they would chill the fuck out Would they just dudes ballin out? Dude getting angry. Yeah limited supply. Oh, so there's more there's more dude more China sausage party. They had the one child pop. All right, so it's just dudes. Oh, they don't want the other Yeah, they can have girls Just killing us in that in science in 2023 they were around 20 million male inhabitants and 689 female inhabitants. That's a big difference. Dude that sucks. That sucks That's that wow there's 1 .4 billion people in China. That's crazy That's so many people they need to knock that off That's so many people so what is it six 90 and seven 20s?

2:09:34That would it was Jamie? No, seven 20 and six yes Yeah, so that's a solid 30 million man It's a lot of people we're getting conflicted reports about China true. You think they're pumping up the numbers I don't know what's going on dude and in terms of what confliction I know are they killing us or they pay for tiger. What is it well? The thing that scares the shit out of me is if they go into Taiwan yeah, and they seem to be saying that they want to go into Taiwan Well, dude, they're gonna have a population crisis in 30 years. I'm gonna have Oh Yeah, yeah, he's been he's thankfully The thing I was worried about the thing I was worried about with with Trump was you know It was like if Trump gets elected, World War 3 will happen and then thankfully we avoided that You know and there's definitely no chance That's all my that's my opinion that's true isn't that funny though that like anti -war used to be the left Do they love it now used to be the left the left was all anti -war the left we had stopped the wars left was Jimmy Carter the left was yeah, you know You know to the wars.

2:10:36I did it's the it's like all right you have to be mindful of like Don't microaggress a lady at a job and then it's like oh, but shoot that Russian guy between his fucking eyes Why did it's like make sure you get their name right at Starbucks. I saw a tweet. So Let's use drones to bomb Russians. I saw a tweet where someone was saying whatever How many people that have ARs could have sent those ARs to Ukraine roast to fight the Russians Definitely yeah, you don't need AR. Do you know how many guns are in America compared to the world But that was the point that we're saying you don't need an AR you should send those Yeah, like do you know what you saying yeah, do you realize we're saying a government invasion?

2:11:18Yeah Is that what you saying so you need to give up your guns so that we're somewhere that is actually happening You know So that it can maybe happen here. Oh, no, no guns Dude my dad has like six AR 15s. What he buys him anytime like something bad happens or like they're taking away He buys another one. What's he gonna do? Yeah, they just stock him up. Maybe it's one No, he's got six his boy by one every time there's like a mass shooting. He's like let's get another AR nice He's like they're gonna take him so he's like I'm trying to stock up So yeah fucking whatever That's gonna be worth money.

2:11:51He probably got into my show Yeah, I remember that I'm getting to my comedy by his film and a special and he came with a gun in a knife and the security is like bro You can't have the hawk and the gun on you right now Jesus Christ Yeah, the hawk is the open carrying yeah, he just kind of no shoulder Yet it concealed and then he was he was in fill. He's all plugged out. He's like um Is he still like he they owe him his family the dads watch Fox News and like we can't go into a city Well, they also play in any city you'll die they had a trash company in like the 80s too It was like so like you know, yeah, so they always had guns on them.

2:12:22So he's just used to like what people stealing trash No, but like if you have a trash yard it was in chest or chest There's like a outside of Philadelphia and it's like it's like a state of emergency the murder rates crazy And they were there during the crack epidemic. So you have like a transfer station or you know there's money in and out of there So yeah, it was like non stop of like copper was there all this other stuff like they would get like you get like tackled coming in Wow, it was fucked up They got to keep the money how did they find the gun didn't pat him down. He just said I think they wanted him Oh really I think you know that helium I think so because they got really the wanted him at helium or they asked them I don't know they might have asked them but but they don't ask anyone to come in maybe they did maybe they else ask them Because I've seen them so I've seen guys before with the ones maybe have the shoulder or the fucking the leg holster like Clint Eastwood He's traps you might have like a little fin the key to I Let's ask him I figured they wanted to maybe they just couldn't scream did as soon as he walked It's got a pump when I heard he was rolling that strap to the show.

2:13:28I was like fucking nice. It is it is It is very nice. Yeah, it's also funny how much dads are afraid of cities dude terrified. They hate Oh, I did all day they watch how terrible things are in cities. That's their only my dad won't go to Harrisburg when you watch that I'm not going over there when you watch those migrants jump those cops and beat their ass and then they got out of jail With no bail right away. That's trouble that is Nobody depends what you're out of two pocket in the camera. Yeah, they two pocket the camera in the way out. Yeah, I didn't see this. Yeah I believe those guys have fled and they got released or deported they got released.

2:14:06Oh, they're back out Yeah, bro. They interview this one guy was watching this YouTube video What's happening in these hotels this one guy's been there for seven months and he said they give him a nice hotel It's a nice room. He says it's real clean. They give him breakfast lunch and dinner every day And he's an illegal immigrant. Yeah, and then there's people that are poor. They're like hey What about my family? What about me? What about us Americans that live here have always been Born and raised here and people just sneak in and you're giving them all these things you won't give us Why are you doing this?

2:14:38This is crazy? That's crazy. Is it like a vote? Are they trying to like get new voters or something? I would imagine yes Yeah, they're not gonna be down if ever meet like a beautiful bottom. They're doing it right now in New York City In New York City, they're allowing illegal immigrants to vote. Yeah, this is something that just is that true? Is that absolutely true? Let's make sure because this is a big statement But I'm pretty sure that was one of the things that they were trying to do They were trying to make it so that these people could be documented And this is what they keep saying The the the way to deal with the undocumented people is find a pathway for them to be documented sure That's how we've always done.

2:15:11Yeah, it's legal immigration now. You might think legal immigration is too restrictive Okay, but you can't just let anybody in because terrorists are a real thing Yeah, this is not like an imaginary. It's not like orcs like we know terrorists are real And they already caught that one guy where they asked the guy like who are you? He was you will know soon enough and then they find out okay, it's guys on terrorist watch list And made into America what a dumbass. Yeah, yeah Yeah, they're not gonna vote left though. These people coming from like South America stuff are another lot of Because those those the people that got them in yeah, those people that are giving them money Those are the people that are giving them free food free Sleep wouldn't you vote for those people especially all you want to do is get a fucking job And if you vote for these people and these people are gonna allow you to be documented You're gonna be able to get a job and then consider continue to get social assistance Which has been pretty remarkable.

2:16:00Yeah getting money and food and a place to live Why wouldn't you do that? Yeah, but then they'll work and they'll get on their own two feet And then they're super like they're pretty conservative. That's when it's time to close the border Once you go No one else, well they they don't in California You know in California. That was what changed California California when Reagan was in office Reagan Created a pathway for illegal immigrants to become legal and vote and when he did that the Republicans never won in California again except for Schwarzenegger You know what's interesting You know, it's interesting about like how like the left has turned to kind of like war hawks Yeah, the right is kind of turned to like like your statement there about like how about it?

2:16:44Why don't we help Americans? Yeah It's like now it's on the right like pro welfare. Yeah You know what I mean? It's like we should be helping our people. I know you know Yeah, everything's kind of well People are waking up on both sides But there's a lot of people that are left weighing people that are like what the fuck is going on with all these wars Like what are we doing like this is not something that we were supposed to be about and you know There's a lot of people on the left that look at what's going on in Gaza right now and they're freaking out Yeah, so then there's that turmoil I like I like that I like it.

2:17:17That's a quagmire the Gaza's a quagmire for the course They're like it's funny that America's like what are we doing all these wars is like bro Do you know who we are? Yeah, what we do it's all we've ever done. Yeah, we start to finish. Yeah It's true. Day one That's a maybe place like this. Yeah, this is not from this year. This is from 2022 But this is the only thing I could find yeah Eric Adams. That's is it. This has to do with Local elections first of all right, and then people with green cards and the dock up anyone that's a docker There's the dreamers people dreamers people who are born here right Oh, parents were brought into this country illegal as children.

2:17:52That's it. Not born here or other dreamers So they allowed to remain yeah, that's great. That's how nice that's all great But they are allowing people that are not legal residents or they're not legal citizens to vote right in New York elections Yeah, so that's all you need to know so that's that's the beginning So that's how you win the election over and over and over and over? Yeah, sure. That's how you control local elections in New York. Yeah, I true. I mean, that's it's a foolproof playbook. You give people like way better treatment than you give the people you have. That's the same thing Ocho did in wild, wild country.

2:18:24They bust in all those homeless people and let them vote, remember? They've just brought in homeless people from everywhere. You're going to be a part of our community. They seem to like finally have a place to be. And then once they vote, all right, get the fuck out. They kicked him off like that. That documentary is why books are good though. I've read a couple of his books. They're good. He's smart, dude. No, he was genius. He really was. He was very smart, dude. But it was also like, you know, driving like the bankies, battings and shit. I was just a less impressed. You can't help yourself.

2:18:55I gotta get the bat. But he had so many of them. I will say that he wants you buy one nice car. I've been on a second one. I understand that. What are you going to do? I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited for my lease to run out so I can get a new thing. Yeah, switch it up. I'm about a Raptor. I'm too. I'm too. It's an SUV. SUV guy from the Raptor. You know, drive one. Yeah, but I just, this is what I look like. I can't have a Raptor. How about a TRX? You can't play Xbox all day and then get an Raptor. Yes, you can, dude. Dude, do you have a driver chair? Customized driver chairs in the park.

2:19:31Get a TRX. We'll see. What's a TRX? It's a ram that has 700 horsepower. Oh, those things are from the factory. I'll show you. I have one here. Do you really? Yeah, I'll show you. It's pretty awesome. I have a Hinesi one that has a thousand horsepower. What? Yeah, it's ridiculous. It's America. That is pretty sticky. Remember when you were in this fucking Tesla? I don't. America. America is obviously the best. Yeah, you're real. You never remember being that thing in America. You're driving around that Nazi mobile. You're going to America. That's it right there. Look at that. How's America cars?

2:20:05Are they like are we good at making cars now? I love that thing. That thing's the shit. I love that thing. I love that. I drive that all the time. I love it. Pick up will be nice. They're great. Pick up trumps. Get wild. The expensive speed and Nazi mobiles. Yeah, I went and saw a Nazi movie by myself. What do you really? Which one? Saturday night. Zone of interest. What is that? I don't know. It's about Auschwitz. It's awesome. It's all right. Where they live next to the concentration camp. It's just an ongoing, like you're uncomfortable the whole time. But I did go see it by myself, which is a weird, because like the movie, I started a draft house so you have like a waiter and the whole time they're like, are you sh - by Shane?

2:20:46Hey, what's going on? I was like, yeah, I'm just here watching Nazis alone. You're doing exactly what you thought I do on a Saturday night. That's on brand. It's very uncomfortable. You watching this movie by yourself is on brand. I enjoyed it, but it's - Did the right next to a concentration camp? Yeah, they're at Auschwitz. He's the - Oh, and they're living good? Yeah. Nothing happens though. It's just unsettling for two hours. It's a cool idea. Look at the building they're in. Yeah. Chew. Chew. Chew. And you deserve the best in life. The wildest thing that most people don't know about the Nazis is how many we brought over here.

2:21:23Yeah. Operation Paperclip. Yeah. Isn't Venezuela or one of those countries? Oh, yeah. Argentina. Argentina. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Countries in Argentina. Or cities in Argentina where everybody's white. Everybody's German. Yeah. I've talked about - Argentina's entire soccer team is white dudes. It's fucking wild. Yeah. Bro. What do you got? I was talking to someone - I was talking to someone like - I thought it was far enough south. Well. That you would be white, right? Maybe. But also, there's a lot of Nazis went to Argentina. Definitely. Yeah. I mean, Tim Kennedy had that TV show Finding Hitler. There's this conspiracy theory that Hitler moved to Argentina.

2:22:00What does this Jamie? Oh, they were - How they escaped? The rat lines were systems of escape routes for German Nazis and other fascists fleeing Europe from 1945 onward in the aftermath of World War II. These escape routes mainly led towards havens in Latin America, particularly Argentina, but also Paraguay and Colombia, Brazil, Uruguay, Mexico, Chile, Peru, Guatemala, Ecuador, and Bolivia as well as the United States, Canada, Australia, Spain, and Switzerland. But a lot of them in Argentina. And the cats and the church helped them. Yeah. They had this whole thing about it where they went to these towns.

2:22:38They were in later homes and starting in 1947, some US - What does this say? The rat lines were supported by clergy of the Catholic Church, starting in 1947, some US - Citation page needed. That's not truth. I mean, it was a humanitarian. It actually is humanitarian. I loved everybody. I love - Starting in 1947, some US intelligence officers utilized existing rat lines to move certain Nazi strategists and scientists. Yeah, like Werner von Braun, the head of the head of NASA. Yeah. Full on Nazi. Good. Now that he's in Nazi, say don't hang him. I don't just ask. Let's get our fucking - Let's figure out space exploration.

2:23:15Yeah, the Juicy Lemons. Then hold that. Juicy Lemons. Well, they also were competing because a bunch of them went to Russia as well. Yeah. Ah, see. So Russia had some scientists. We had some other volunteers. They can't have all the good Nazis. We don't want to make missiles. Yeah, you can look past a few things. You need to get a missile quicker. Yeah, true. That's true. Yeah, well, you have to. You literally have to. If these are the only guys that are making rockets, goddamn, do you imagine if they got the bomb first? The Soviet's got it. It would be rough. It would be negative. We would have been the negative ex -coats.

2:23:46Yeah. The Soviet Union would be funding us right now. We're funding Mexico. It made UFOs. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they made flying saucers. Yeah, see, this is the type of shit I don't. All this stuff, it's like, bro, they were struggling. Well, they also had a deep intention to the occult. I know, but it's like. Weird occult shit. Yeah, yeah. The Nazis. Yeah, because they were going to kill themselves. That was a suicide. I think there was also a lot of like evil sentiment. They were trying to win, you know, and they were trying to, there was a lot of weird shit. I don't want to, I don't know really know much about the Nazi occult thing, but I know it's like very well documented.

2:24:23They were heavily into the occult. To me, it seems a little, I don't know. It's like, we attribute the most evil shit ever to them. I think they were just a really, really shitty country that was fucking everything up. I don't know. I don't think we need to add, like, they were Satanists. Well, they were definitely occult. But I mean, there's other countries that did horrible shit too, just what the Japanese did to the Chinese and the rape of Nanking. Yeah. You read about some of that stuff. Yeah. Dude. Yeah, I think it's just surprising. They were doing what? whole -srific shit and the science experiments they would do.

2:24:56They'd give people blood transfusions from various animals and they would cut off limbs and reattach them. They'd do it. They're trying to figure it out. They're trying to figure it out. They're trying to figure it out. No, there's a lot of like scientific and medical innovation that came out of them, unfortunately. Really? Yeah. Yeah. What medical innovation came out of the Nazi experiments? I think they like learned some things on fucking sports. It's Simon's. What's the company Bayer and Bayer? Oh, yeah. Bayer did it. Yeah. That's right. Bayer was getting rowdy. Yeah. Yeah. They tried some medication out on like 150 people.

2:25:33Wasn't it like something like that? They all died. Just if Mangle is, Mangle was, yeah, he did a lot of things. He was like science experiments. He loved twins. Oh, God. Twins. He's like, when experiments? Yeah, it'd be like if I fucking cut this twins head off, how are you feeling? Yes, I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. She's stressed. Dude, they didn't even know about germs. That was the, there was a one guy who like blew the whistle on a friend of the guy's name. They were Germans. Of course they did. Ginger. The Nazis knew about germs. The guy who like discovered them, there was a hospital attached to where they delivered, they were like a morgue and then they had where they're delivering babies.

2:26:10So they would like put down a dead body and then just catch a baby out of a woman's vagina and like women were all dying and he was telling the doctors like you guys got a wash. There's something on those dead bodies that's getting into women's like vaginas. They're all like dude, where doctors or hands are clean. We're gentlemen. And then the guy eventually like went nuts and then like a few years later like, oh, fuck he was right. Because he was washing his hands and mortality rate went down. Yeah. Who was that? Fuck, I forget his name. That was way before World War II. That's Hobber figured out how to make gas to kill people with gas.

2:26:44And he's the same guy who figured out how to pull nitrogen out of the air. So at the same time, this guy is being wandered for war crimes. At the same time, it's being nominated for the Nobel Prize. What? Yeah. For being for pulling, well, the Nobel's are all weird too. They were like dynamite makers. Yeah. Yeah. Because the guy who told, Peter Berg told me about that. So the guy died and they thought he died. There was a fake story about him dying. And they called him like the merchant of death. And he's like, oh, geez, I got to change my reputation. So he started giving out prizes. No, nice.

2:27:17That's what he did. The Nobel Prize. He got to the lab. He got to the funeral. Yeah. And they're like, this guy was a fucking asshole. No. He's like, I'm pretty nice. And he started that whole thing up. That's crazy. He started the Nobel Prize. He's gonna cover his tracks. True. Yeah. Kind of worked. Everyone's like, he must be the nicest smartest scientist ever. Nobody even knows about the whole thing. Nobody does it. Well, never gets brought up. It's like, oh, the Nobel Prize. How prestigious. Yeah. Do you ever get into the guy who invented diesel? No. There's a book about him. Hey, shit's wild.

2:27:44What did he do? His name is, it was like, Rudolph Diesel. He came up with the diesel engine. And it was like, apparently it helped. He wanted to like make a small, reliable engine. So like, people in rural areas could compete with like cities and people could live in a farm and still like produce stuff and not have to like, living like fucked up London, Smoggy City and governments were like, yeah, we're building fucking weapons of death of these things. And like, it turned out to be like, it was a wild invention. Like, no other, nothing could burn stuff as efficiently before. Like, it would capture like 25 % of the fuel.

2:28:15Diesel was like 70 % capture in terms of like output. It was just like, it was completely revolutionary. And they, it was just found drowned. Other killed them. Oh, yeah. It was like the kid, a villi -helm, I think was after him. He made all these governments. 1913, just in time. Rock and fell. The Rockefeller. Just in time for the worst thing ever. He disappeared from the steamship, Dresden, while traveling from N -Twerp, Belgium to Harwich, England on October 10, a Belgian sailor aboard a North Sea steamer spotted a body floating in the water upon further investigation turned out the body was diesels.

2:28:46There was a remains a great deal of mystery surrounding his death. It was officially judged as suicide. But many people believed and still believe the diesel was murdered. Duh. He had the Rockefellers after him too, because they weren't, they didn't want because they got, they started. I said, like, I looked at it and go, oh, it's the history channel. It's got to be legit. Then I realized that's ancient aliens. That's the history channel is basically the ancient aliens. They're selling out. I believe it. I believe it. I believe it. We're done with facts. We're done with facts. It's an history finding bigfoot.

2:29:13Yeah, probably. Ancient aliens had me from 9. It's a fun show to watch. It's constantly on. Remember what's this fucking name? Action Bronson. He would get baked. That was a show. It's a great show. That was a really great show. That was fertile like a genius idea. Brilliant idea. That's actually not. I thought it was. No, of course it is. It is. But I'm saying it's pretty simple. It's one of that. We should film this. They were definitely getting high watching ancient aliens. Yeah, first. So far like set up a camera. This is incredible. It's just such a good idea because it requires enough. It would just walk around high.

2:29:47Yeah, it would fuck around. And it's hilarious. It's a better show. It's a better show. Should have won him. It should have fucking criminals. It's better. It wasn't even dominated. True. Oh, you had Bronson on this. Yeah, a couple times. Yeah, he's awesome. I love that, dude. I lived in Queens. I wanted to see him. He's great guy. He's great guy. He turns out Queens is big. You don't see everyone. That guy fucking, you know, he turned his whole life around. Had a kid and realized I'm fat. I got to get in shape. And now he's like, like, super stout. He Paul Walden. He works out hard, man. He works out hard.

2:30:18He Paul Walden. Paul Walden did the same thing. He used to be big, right? Yeah, he got in shape as well. Yeah. Turns life around. Did he ever thought about rocking a grill, Matt? How did you? You've been talking about this. You've been talking about this. You think we get grills for protecting our parks. I think obviously that's the move. It'd be so hard to take him out. It'll be really hard to talk. I never take him out. It's a rough one. Paul Walden's got to do it, but he's had a grill in his mouth for the whole life. Yeah. I want to get the face. I want to get the riff riff. That's kind of clack.

2:30:49He's kind of classy, bro. If you get like, if you don't pick out on the grill, come on. Like that. Look at that. Come on. That is nice. Crazy. How much he looks like Mike Ray. He called Johnny Dan. Yeah, I wanted to play it. He's smiling. If he's depressed, I will be so sad. Because he's always smiling. What's he got to show you that grill? Look at that. He got to show you what to do. Come on. What they do. Paul Walden. Paul Walden. Southern rap rules. So fucking tight, dude. Yeah. He still rap. He's still apparently. Oh, yeah. He pulls things with Mexican OT and the guy we're listening on the way over here.

2:31:23Really? The plug. Big X, the plug. The plug. Shit, rocked. Yeah. You'd like that. Do you think you'd wear a grill? I would. I swear to God, I will. Now, obviously, I'm not going to wear it anywhere other than here. Do you think it's going to be a phone call? Hey, this is not on brand. They got fucking post -moloon. I can kind of do anything. Oh, that's right. Yeah, post -moloon. I'm going to let you. They're like. That's what I always think. I'm like, maybe I shouldn't do this. I'm like, yeah, they got post -moloon. Yeah. You can do whatever you want. Yeah. That's why they want you. Yeah. Wow, card.

2:31:55Hey guys, let me fucking work. I'm going to do what I do. I'm going to talk about Nazis. I think, please don't. That was my favorite part of the. The Budweiser tour. They're a Jeremy company. I know. The Budweiser tour. We're in there and they're like showing the labels from every year in the United States. And then 1930 came around and it was like, perfect English, Budweiser. It used to be like German. Yeah, yeah. 1933. They're like Budweiser, American Budweiser, the beer, American. And as a bush, owned the rights to all the diesel engines in America. But those are good Americans. Yeah, let's go, dude.

2:32:33Yeah, it has bush rules. He owns all the rights. The guy, what was it? Fucking not a Dolphus bush, whatever the, like the OG Dolphus bush. Dolphus bush went over. Dolphus, by the way. Dolphus. Let's go. Full name. Super American. No, that's a good America. He went over. He met the diesel guy. How's that? He did. He would rent hotels and just rent the whole thing out and just hand everyone like $10, $10, $10, $10. Met up with these ones. Like how much do you want for the rights of this engine? These people were, it was like 800 ,000 francs. He looked at bush and was like two million francs and he was like no problem player.

2:33:11Right in the check. And he used to break, he would write them letters. It's all for ever. It's going to be the guy. It took forever to like, it didn't work right away. He was like, they, like all these guys front into a ton of money. And like it just wasn't working. So he'd get like mad letters from people being like, I did what is this and Bush would break his balls. He sent them letters and be like, dude, come on man. What the fuck? And just like fuck with them. So funny. He was the bro. Dolphus was the bro. He reminds me of, uh, he lists his ass grant when he was like selling his biography.

2:33:41I think he sold it to like just two guys on a train for like 10 bucks. I mean, Mark Twain found out about it. It was like, no, you fucking loser. Yeah. Obviously, Grant was, he was hitting the fucking butt. He was hitting the stoke. He's in fucking licking. He was drinking responsibly. He was, he was extremely responsible. That's one of his ledges. I think he sold his biography on like a train for like 10 bucks while he was responsible. I mean, it's got to be pumped. It was his first book. It was anyone gives you anything that you write. You're like, you're just swear to God. It was Mark Twain.

2:34:14That was like, no. Yeah. What the fuck are you doing? He saved America. Why are you doing this? Has anybody started taking down Ulysses as Grant's touches yet? They fucking better. No way. I mean, he was the bro. He was good. Right. They've taken down Thomas Jefferson. Yeah, but Jefferson Jefferson was. Yeah, he had him on. He was up to no good. He had him. Yeah. Ulysses, did he? You listen to him? Ulysses owned slaves. He, no, no. Hold on. Oh, yeah, but he's while he was dead broke at the lowest point of his life. He freed his slaves. And even his slaves were like, bro, you should. Yeah. What are you doing?

2:34:51Yeah. Yeah. Sell us. He's like, oh, bro. Oh, bros. Actually, there's no way they said that. But they were like, thank you. Yeah. So he freed the one who was poor. Well, it was poor. He gave way of slave. He came from a family that was abolitionist. And then he married into a family that had slaves. Whoa. Yeah. And then he would go out and like work with his slave. Like, and people would like see him be like, what the fuck are you saying? He freed his slaves while he was poor. I mean, it was like, I'll be all right. It was debatable. Whether or not it's cool to have slaves. Bro. And some people like, no, they like it.

2:35:28Yeah. I mean, dude, yeah. The century company was willing to give grant 10 % of all sales after the book was finished. When Twain heard about the offer, he was a Paul that how little money grant would get from the sales of the book. He believed he could offer grant a thought of deal. Twain wasted little time making his way to New York City to convince grant that he could give him a better deal. And Twain arrived at his home on 66 Street. Grant and his eldest son, Frederick T. Grant were reading over the century company's contract that needed to be signed before publication. Grant was ready to pick up his pen and sign the contract when Twain asked if he could read it before any signature was made.

2:36:03Twain reviewed the contract and believed the 10 % royalty being offered was too low and he even exploitative. Twain tried to convince Grant that he could give him a better deal, which would provide grant with more money. Grant was reluctant to back out of the contract that he and the publishers had negotiated. He believed it would be dishonorable to back out after giving his word. Twain tried to convince Grant that he should investigate a different publisher. For example, American Publishing Company had published many of Twain's books and the company be able to bring in more profit than the century company.

2:36:31Grant was still resistant to the advice when Fred suggested that the contract be set aside while they investigated the facts behind Twain's advice. Grant felt loyalty towards the century company because the work that he had done with the company while he was writing his articles on the Civil War battles. Grant did agree, however, to listen to Fred and the contract was set aside for 24 hours. Huh, interesting. Twain told Grant that by selling the book through a subscription system, the book would produce thousands of dollars in sales. Door -to -door salesmen, often Civil War veterans, would promote the book and get potential readers to place an order prior to publication.

2:37:07Oh wow. Hey, that was like the new mixtape. It saved Grant. Grant was poor. And then all those sales made him rich, but he died right away. Yeah, those two just used to speak. Right after he wrote the script. Yeah, really? Probably celebrated with booze. No, no, it was the Stogies, dude. Oh wow, he's always smoking a scar. He died, yeah. Cancer? Yeah. He was smoking like 50, well, how much was it? 25. Yeah, it's a crazy number. Sounds like Ron White. Really? Placing down. Put those little cigarettes down. Oh, yeah. He gets your hooked on those things. Little cigarettes. They're so easy. Do you inhale those like cigarettes?

2:37:47You can't. You can't. Really? Really? Yeah. Nice. Remember Beedi's? Beedi's? Beedi's were a little thing. When we were younger, they sold them in like gas stations and like they were like, I don't know, they were like cigarettes, but they looked like cigarette up there smaller. And they were the harshest fucking things in the world. I got black amounts for a while. Black amounts with time. Yeah, they're wine wood to black amounts. Damn, I was inhaling the fuck out of those. I got stuff sick. There it is. Yeah, little Beedi's. Bro, those things are crazy. Get some of those in the woods when you were 10, dude.

2:38:16So where are they from? Where's that? Is that? I don't know. Maybe like in Indian, the kind of thing. It looks like India. Yeah. All right. Yeah, you and your bro's, you're like 10, 12 years old in the woods with some Beedi's, dude. It's nice. Health risks and how to quit. You're not safe for alternative to traditional cigarettes. Duh. Yeah, no.

2:38:41You can smoke these though as a little cigar. Oh, that's kind of nice. If you want a little like that's what I can for that's enough to sit down on a cigar. A little half an hour. That's kind of tight. Yeah, you're not a wedding where you have to pretend to like cigars. Yeah. You go, God damn, I'm missing the whole wedding. It's 45 minutes. Shout's on. I got to get in there. I can't smoke as a guard with my uncles. These guys stink.

2:39:05Smoking bats. Yeah, we went down. We smoked a couple of bats. Smoking a couple of bats, boys. So we're guys love smoking bats. Oh, they do. Cause there's one rush they can get. Yeah, true. I can handle this. I got love smoking a Stogie like a man. It's like that. A couple of glasses. Desperate to get fucked up. I try and take a Zan and a dude. I know there's a rock and zan. Terrible, dude. Those things are awful. Do you ever hear about the new snake venom thing people are doing where you're like it's called like cambo where you go and they give I don't know if it like you ingest a snake venom and like your eyes puff up and you start throwing up and shitting everywhere.

2:39:42You don't get high from it at all. You just get fine with these afterwards. Apparently you just feel like totally cleaned out or I don't know what it is. Yeah, once you're not sick. No, I swear to you, it's like it kills yeast like it can eat this stuff in your body. Who's heavy metals? Who says that brother? I don't know. That's it. There's a insert in cultures that don't have psychedelics. The rights of passage oftentimes are what's called an ordeal poison. Oh, yeah. Ordeal poison is like something you go through. It's like some horrific thing that poisons you. And then when you're over like thank God, that's over.

2:40:15You feel good because you've had a near death experience. That makes sense, actually. Yeah. The trick is your brain and the thing you're dying probably. You probably release all these amazing chemicals. Make you realize you should have been a better person. I could have been so much like shit. I tell you what, I didn't like I tried an LSD microdose recently. I like the psilocybin better man. LSD microdose just is relentless. It doesn't use it's constant. Oh, it's for like six straight hours. You feel like like liquidy. It's weird. I don't know. It was it wasn't awful, but I remember just being like this is just never fucking hurry up and make all that stuff legal.

2:40:52They got the shit. They have to buy in it from people making it in bathtubs. The brain. The dead T shirt on. Oh, yeah. Every time I got this straight from the family. I was in I had some bath up fucking mushrooms yesterday. That's a no. I've never had mushrooms like so it was like a chocolate bar. It was like all right. They were like four blocks is a gram. Okay. So I was like all right. I have one fucking block. I'm fine. I was high in 15 minutes. It was that fast. Dude, they have these analogs. They have since that it's making now. Well, it's just they're not making them in the same places where they make aspirin.

2:41:31No, who the fuck is making these things? I told them saying dude, even with the weed edible stew, they can get gummies and get a distillate of like a synthetic cannabinoids and you're just eating like K2 or something. Well, you're definitely they're not regular. Like you get a 200 milligram once and it's fine and then you get a 200 milligram and you're on Pluto. Like this is not the same. I would like and I don't be testing of gummies. No, no. The third party testing is watching the other guy first. Yeah. Sure. And they go. All right. He's fine. You'd never seen anybody eat gummies like Joey Diaz.

2:42:08I had I was with him on a plane once. He had a panic attack in the middle of flight. He told me a lot of panic attack in the middle of flight. He goes, but now I'm back and he pops two more. 250 milligrams each. Two stars of death. How does how? He just does it. He likes being scared. It's fun. When you're around him and you're scared too. It's fun. That is kind of fun. Really? Yeah, it's fun. You guys both of you guys like being scared. No, the best is when they hate it. The weed edible weed edible when it breaks. It's the best. Yeah, when you're done feeling. Yeah, but it's like yeah, but that's what's the point of that?

2:42:38The release. When you're just back to how you were earlier. Yeah, because it's like mundane reality. You're like, hmm, you eat weed edibles and you're like, ah, and then you get the release. You're like, thank God. Yeah, you're back. Finally, grateful for once in my pathetic shitty life. Yeah, it's a little reality. Yeah, it's I understand. It's something that you really thankful that you're alive. I understand that, but people are like, I'm not like, they're smoking weed at like parties. Oh, yeah. For sure. I don't want to have that experience while I'm in public. Right. And then come back like during the party like, just hang in there Shane.

2:43:10It would be fine. I get high. I got high. That's true. You get it. I think it's you get it hanging there. A different part of your mind where you go like, yeah, but what if I didn't give into this weird thought loop and then you like, don't give in to me for three seconds. I got it. So last night we left the comedy club went. We were out at a bar. I was like, I'm I can't believe how strong that mushroom was. Yeah, I was like, I'm hungry. I have an eating all day. I went. I ate a year in the cold by myself. I have a windy bench just like. Oh, I literally got up from the table while we were all drinking.

2:43:47And I was like, I got to go outside. I left for 45 minutes. And then I came back. I fought it. I was like, while I was eating the hero, I was like, I got to stop. Why am I being a pussy right now? I'm going to plow through this. That's another fucking way out of this. There you go. There you go. A dolphin. There's like, yes. No, don't let the mushrooms continue.

2:44:18Heroes a solid choice. That is a great. It was big. Also, it was very funny. So I left this bar. And I was like, I was high on mushrooms enough to be like, how do I get food? And now I was like, man, that's so pathetic. I'm in a city. And I'm like, food. How do you find food? And then there was a flashing hero light. Like it was one of the street vendors. And I was like, oh, that's what those lights are for. It's for dumbasses. Like a flashing light. That's exactly their for it. I was like, it's a plug light for a guy like me. It's like, it's a plug light. It is a plug light. I went and got zapped.

2:44:56Dude, I was eating. It was cold as fucking windy last night. And then I was like, it also sucks. Now it's people know who I am a little. So like, the next guy was like, look at me. I'm in the cold by myself. Bro, this is a recurring theme. People, the movie theater see by yourself. That was rough. Yeah, I like people by myself. But when someone sees me, you realize that now you're getting famous. You realize that's a bit of an issue, right? Yeah, it's uncomfortable. I don't like it at all. Yeah. Go into skies. I hate it. Go away. You know how pretty it is for me to disguise. Do people see me from my words over?

2:45:31Sitting on a bench by myself eating a sandwich. That mustache. That mustache is back. It's so nice. Well, mushrooms now people are really getting into the genetics of them. Like they're ramping the strength of those things up. Well, there's some different strains. I had seen pancines on that shit. They're fucking wild, man. And now it could be like, you can eat it in a gram of mushrooms. It could be a regular gram of mushrooms or it could be eight times stronger. Mm -hmm. So it's like... Well, this town is filled with those psychedelic adventure characters. Yeah. There's a lot of those here. I got hit.

2:46:02I get literally last night. Yeah, I thought that was going to be a busy, nice evening. There's synthetics too now. So like if you're running like a giant op where you're selling all the, like you grow, might get fucked up. You can order a chemical offline, totally legal. You can order those offline. Oh, you got to do is say research purposes. Yes. And you can get this powder that's like similar to mushrooms. You can just put that into chocolate. That's what I'm saying. Like the people who make this is it is it psilocybin? Is it psilocybin like analogs maybe? So it's like close. Oh really? Yeah.

2:46:31Oh, you can put that in your stuff. I'm sure you can. Yeah. I mean, dirty. You gotta think about it. It's like, that's the problem with it being illegal. Exactly. Exactly. You're not buying it from Budweiser. Because someone has a bush sold their own mushrooms. We sell them mushroom light. Let's go. And as a bush, come on. A mushroom light brother. You know, you know, how good it would be. We would be Vikings, dude. We would be kings. Nothing could size. They would change the whole culture of the country. Imagine if people just like you pick with this mushroom use across the entire there'd be a lot to figure out.

2:47:02There'd be a lot of mistakes. It wouldn't be smooth. It would take a long. Number one, people would make some dope food on mushrooms. Also, you know, you're not even that hungry. You're out there. You're back y 'all with your pizza oven, with your fucking ladle on mushrooms laying down the basil. The dough would be impossible. Oh, you buy it. You buy it. You buy it made. You buy the dough. No, yeah. You just buy the whole thing. You buy the journal. You take mushrooms. You buy the whole thing. You make a la mer make it. You know, hold on. You went to the best part about how la mer makes the journal.

2:47:37He doesn't time it. He's like, we're about three YouTube videos away. He's high as shit. Sit behind me like, how long is this YouTube video? We're about two more YouTube videos away from the. He's going to smell probably. He can go off the smell was strong. And I was I was like, are you sure? This is our one. Did you know? In that half burn this box up were fucked. Oh my god. Jamie, what is the best frozen pizza?

2:48:09There's some local ones than the cities you're at because they'll make taken bake sick. There's like moms bake at home pizza. That's a big chance. But the local one is the move. That's the move. You get like just the actual pizza that they serve you. They do deep dish. Yeah. The Chicago does like deep dish all those places. That's the move. Yeah. That's a fucking move. You're actually making the real pizza. The last yeah. Again, you don't need you don't need pizza in your house. That's true. Because you're going to eat it. You're going to eat it. You're going to eat it. You're going to eat it.

2:48:38One night we went over Rapolos next to the club. We got like fucking ten giant pizzas. The big giant ones and just gave everybody the bar. It's a rocks dude. Oh so. I knew I was eating garbage. A news terrible for me. I loved every second of it. Yeah. And I powered through. I was fine. Yeah, I mean, I know it's not good for me. But it's good for me. Yeah. It's good for the soul. Occasionally. Let loose. Yeah. Good for the soul. Yeah. So yeah. 80 20 rule. Bro 20 % joke 80 % clean. Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. You need some bullshit carbs in your life. Yeah. It's like the snake venom. Yeah. Fuck it.

2:49:14Whatever they call that thing. Every now and then you want some bullshit carbs in your life. You want to fucking big bowls, spaghetti and meatballs. Yes. Give it to me. Give me. Give me. Give me. I get to get like pulled off. There's homemade homemade spaghetti. I get it like pulled off the pot. I'll fuck I'll put myself in a coma with a good sunday sauce. You know, when the fucking got that sauce cooking all day, just bubbling up on the stove and the smells and it's all the oils are on the top. You're gonna stir it and you see the sausage in there and the brajole and meatballs. Oh baby. I never never made my mom cooks.

2:49:55We're fucking moron. We were jarged sauce. Yeah. We were jarged sauce. No. My grandmother made everything from scratch. Sauce. Yeah. She was she'd be on the kitchen table. I got a hour of the rolling pan. My grandmother was mean. My wife was nice either. She didn't go into anything. Irish houses are canned sauce. Irish houses are smooth canned sauce. That's that spaghetti is cooked in five seconds and then you just ground beef. You get wet lasagna. The lasagna is soaking wet. The last piece is in a puddle. It falls apart. Yeah. What is this? My mom would just take hamburger meat. I just was like, Veele pork.

2:50:35It was just a burger and then she put bread crumbs in it too. That's how my dad liked them. So she would just cram like a fucking baseball side. It's good though. It's dropping into canned sauce and we were like, yes. This shit rules. I know I've been talking about a lot with you. Hamburger helper. Hamburger Helper is delicious. Yeah. We got it. I got to have hamburger helper soon. It's very good. Maybe tonight. Maybe me and Limezi. Bro, have you drunk a solid chili? Like a real chili. Oh, like a real one. And by the way, I like beans. Beans. Beans. Chili with beans is a good move. What are you shaking your head at?

2:51:10Over here they say chili. I don't fuck with beans. You don't want to eat them. I don't fuck with beans either. But I'm chili. I'll eat them. The texture, they're like powdery. Beans rule with fucking peppers and the tomatoes in there. Chili. I'll eat them in chili. I like them in chili. I like them in chili. I like them in chili. Yeah, I like them in chili. But a solid chili. Oh, baked beans. Fuck no. Oh my god. I lived off of it. I remember. I was eating baked beans as my only meal for several years. Read like the dentist the dentist mag guy. Probably with barbecue and little baked beans with barbecues.

2:51:40I don't fuck with beans either, man. I'm not. Only in chili or in soup. I don't like beans that are in my chicken leg. This is crap what you're saying. It's true. I don't like the powdery texture. It's nice texture. I've tried. I've tried something more smooth and smoky. Viscous. Viscous. I know what you like. Like clams. No. No oysters. I love eating nut. I bet nut. If I was into it, I bet nuts fucking good. Probably. If you're really interested in it. Yeah, especially if you get into it, you know, different like years, different types of dudes. If I had one pasta, it would be linguine with white clam sauce.

2:52:18It's a good one. Done well. Yeah. Was done really well. Oh my god. Yeah. It's gonna be fucking good. Oh, it's good. The clams. You gotta know. I'll win. Tell you food. Tell you food. The Waps do that right. They do a lot right. They make cars good. They look good. They don't run good. They look good. They break the line. They look good. They true. They're good at paintings, good at sculptures, good at food. Not good at handling a wave of an upper respiratory infection though. Yeah, they did it. They're fucking crushed. They scared the fuck out of the whole world, too. Yeah. Everybody's like, oh my god, that's coming us.

2:52:50Was throwing their apartments, singing out the windows. They got fucking yelling people to go outside. Yeah. They were the first to lock people down too. Yeah. They were like, what the fuck is going on here? Well, they said it was in the fashion week. I think they had like the people come in from China and stuff in the fashion week. You got an entire population that never has seen a vitamin. They're shaking wine every day. They all smoke cigarettes. They're eating nothing but lasagna. They're eaten pasta. By the way, they're a lot thinner than us though. That's what's crazy. Yeah. They said it's carb heavy food over there and they look great.

2:53:24They don't munch like us. Even in Spain, I was in Spain. Everything you eat is Mediterranean and portions like that. Yeah. Yeah. They take it easy. Yeah. I was over there. House. What do you think it is? You think we're just glutton's? Is that what a lot of it is? Maybe. On this guy that's Tucker Carlson thing? They were saying this scientist at the island or this guy that he had on that used to work for the pharmacy. He was saying that 10 % of all food stamps, the number one thing that people buy with food stamps is soda. Yeah. Well, soda is so good. It's so good. I don't, I really don't drink it ever.

2:53:57I don't need it, but an ice cold Coca -Cola on ice. I go real cold. Burger fries, coke. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's good. A real coke. Root beer. Not a diet coke. I love diet coke just for the flavor. I don't, but I feel fine when I drink a diet coke. It makes me feel weird. When I drink a coke, my body's like, what are you? Yeah. Dude, there's a lot of people who for real don't understand how sugar works at all. Like I used to work with guys that would put 12 sugars in their coffee. And then I'd do you're going to get diabetes and they're like, it runs in my family. If I'm going to get it, I'm going to get it.

2:54:28And I'm like, it's not, no, no, no. There's two times to be, bro. I'm like, you're going to get it. You're going to have that. If you put 12 sugars every day in your coffee, you're like, bro, it comes for me. It comes for me. I'm like, not on man. Well, that was number one of the number one reasons why people died at COVID. Finding show that number one purchase, number one purchase by Snap Households are soft drinks, which is kind of for 5 % of the dollars they spend on food. Wow. Okay. So this guy was saying it was 10%. Apparently this, this is saying that it's 5%. Am I a change? But people drink a lot of fucking soda.

2:54:59So this is, this is 2016. It said that down there 2017. I mean, I'm sure it's more. Look, it's so goddamn addictive. I get it though. If you're on food stamps, yeah, you're right. Ride, bro. Yeah. Why would I drink water? You want to get out of there? You don't want to be on food stamps forever. Drink water. It's cheaper. You know, get ready to get on food stamps. Eat food, but get a job. No. What? Is send to the next life. Yeah. Oh, that's it. It's on the way. No, Jesus. I was on food stamps for that. So to call it that. Do you ever see one guy's carrying around a personal two -liter? Jesus. Yeah, that's a wild move.

2:55:37I've seen dudes do. That's a crazy commitment to bad health. Yeah, you hold it around. Walk around carrying it. Sugar, water. It should be fair. It's also the like top -artists of non -snap households also. Oh, yeah. I'm sure. Oh, there we are. What's his like milk is number one? Oh, no. Soft drinks. Well, snap households. So it's more, it's more with the people that are on food stamps than it is with people aren't, which is interesting. Oh, quite a bit more. 4 % to 5%. Yeah. Yeah. They're also there. Yeah. More than 5%. So does taking a hard hit too. A lot of people are just off it. I don't think so.

2:56:12Really? I think it's fucking it's fine. Yeah, I mean, it's people a lot of it. People love it. People love it. They can't help but they lie. They lie. They say, I don't drink it. I don't fucking touch it. I don't drink soda at all now. I drink diet coke. I drink diet coke and diet. Dr. Pepper, I'll drink those. But you know what I realize is Zeevius. Zeevius is a guilt -free coke. Guilt -free soda rather. Zeevius, it's sweetened with stevia. That's the only artificial sweet. I can have all the other ones. I'm like, dude, it's fucking good. They make a cream soda. It's fucking great. They make a root beer.

2:56:43It's fucking great. A grape soda. It's great. Zeevius is great. It's really good. And it's basically guilt -free. It's just carbonated water with some stevia in it and some funky flavors. It's not bad. What is stevia? What does Zeevius use for their flavors? I drink it all the time, dude. I'm addicted to it. No! Don't say that. It's not a bad. The secret ingredient is cancer. It doesn't diet coke, fuck you up, though. I think it's good. I'm sure it does if you're a pussy. I don't know. Trump Donald Trump. Trumpdog's crushing 40 a day. He's gonna be a president. He's gonna be 90. And when he's 80, you don't tell him to stop drinking, Diet Coke.

2:57:19No. So ride that fucking boat right into the rocks. Yeah, so do it. Yeah. Damn, I like it. I like that that's the argument against Biden. To me, obviously there's no argument. Trump's more cognitive than Joe Biden. Of course. But it's not like he's he's no spring chicken. He's gonna be fucking geased up himself. No, there were probably who's wanted the best folks when it's Vivek. Yeah, dude. That guy's an animal. Smooth, dude. I was just praising him on the way here. I've been watching him on the breakfast club now. I like it. He's so good. He's so composed. And he's only 38, which is what you want.

2:57:51You want someone to access a future? 38 might be a little young. I'm gonna leave my mark, bang. Yeah. You know, you don't want that. I like him, man. The more I watch of him, the more I like him. I like him a lot. I like Bobby. I like Bobby's my top choice, but Vivek is Vivek says a lot of very very reasonable shit. Yeah, does yours thing on abortion? But he's not. If you, if you're a man and you procreate with a woman, you're responsible financially for that baby and that woman. Like he would expand his thing as expand child support to like the woman and the baby. That would change a lot. For 18 years.

2:58:21And he was like, I think that brings both to his house. I'm kind of like, wait. Well, you're saying if you get a lady pregnant, you got to pay for both of them. Oh, yeah. Cause he was like, the woman has to bear the biological on the second. What about women are equal? Yeah, Vivek's not, but yeah, hold on a second. The face of it. But it's not an equal job. There's not equal responsibility. It's not an equal job. No, I like that. You guys want to play double child support? Is that what you guys are? I think you should. Well, listen, child support. Why? It's up to the woman's discretion, how she spends it anyway, right?

2:58:51Yeah. I mean, she doesn't have to document that it's only being spending on a child. Oh, no, they can do whatever they want. But yeah, it's been on the new guy. A woman raising a child. Yeah, you could have paid for her and the child and she's got new boyfriend twice. I would punch that into fucking mac. I'm not thinking about Vivek when I'm not in these homes. It's for faith. My bad. It's not Vivek. What? Vivek like cake. Vivek for vines like rhymes with cake. Yeah, it took me a while to. I know. I don't know. I try to ram a swami. Try that. Ram a swami. I want to hinder you president so bad too.

2:59:24He would be dope. I want to do everyone's against him. Do presidents. I'm like, dude, we need to get some. But he's doing something that's some wild shit about like getting rid of the CIA and get rid of the app. I like, pro. Yeah, he's putting you in a convertible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just like, ah, we have a roof here. Should the guy have a roof? No, just get in the back. I don't know all those men doing it grassy. No. Ah, guys, lifting up an umbrella. That's weird. Yeah, I like him. Fuck. He'll, I mean, dude, I think the future is bright. I think we'll get, uh, we'll get some. Oh, you're nice here.

2:59:59That's, um, that's so optimistic. Well, you can't bullshit really anymore. People are going to start expecting. If you're a president in 10 years from now, at least, if you're not sitting down for a three hour long form, people are going to make fuck this guy. It's like, that's like a Shamwell guy. It's like, dude, that is true. Infomercial. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna start being like, I'm good. Dig it, man. Bobby Kennedy. Whoo. I love that guy. So what, what are they mad at? Well, it's always vaccines. But dude, even though it's not that unreasonable, there's an adjutant in them to evoke an immune response.

3:00:31Adjutant evoke. Yeah. Yeah. And it used to be mercury. And sometimes it's aluminum. I'm sick of that. Fucking adjutants. It's, uh, it's a real thing. And it's, it's wild. How many people are not willing to even look at it as a possibility. It's religious cause of problems. Yeah. It became a, it's a religious thing because if you're a full scientist, like, your religious worldview is that we're one day going to conquer the mysteries of our existence via like technological progress. Yeah. The vaccines are a big part of that. So if you're like, they're definitely good. But maybe they're kind of fucking us up.

3:01:04It's like most things. It's like most things. They absolutely do work. Yeah. They absolutely do work in a lot of ways. Did you also different people have different responses? You know, I can even zill nuts all day long. You give them some people they dropped at exactly. Yeah. Take a Zampag in my fucking pussy will fall off. Yeah. You pussy rot out. Yeah. It's hard. Pussy. Take pussy. Wow. Imagine if you're religious and you're fucking your pussy started to show in like scorch signs. Yeah. It's hell. It's hell pulling at your pussy. Makes sense. Yeah. Cause you're too lazy to put that with churros.

3:01:39Churros are good. Do you know? So fucking dizzy. You smell that churro stand. Oh, I'm like, I'm at Disneyland. I'm getting a fucking churro. I'm getting a churro and I'm getting a turkey leg. Turkey legs. The ball. Oh, turkey legs rule. It's the best choice of food. I was probably filled with chemicals, right? Yeah. But that's probably not real smoke. Oh, they probably didn't really smoke that turkey. That was a headless turkey, by the way. And that's made it a lot. Yeah. Yeah. That's made the bio lab in Ukraine. It's the best choice though. It's up with those bio labs in Ukraine. Do you want to feel good about your food?

3:02:09Yeah. What is up with those bio labs? I don't know. I don't know. They found a lot of them. Bro. What do you think we're doing over there? Yeah. I mean, that's probably one of the ways. Guys, guys, we got you. We got you. We got you. Come here. Back. Yeah. Dude. Just settle down. It was brism. I don't know anything. It's all right. Well, I don't know anything. It's called going to come out. I went into who blew up the Nord Stream pipeline. I don't even know. I don't know either. There's all types of stuff I don't even know. How the false Russia bio lab story came to circulate among the US far right?

3:02:38Let's go. So is it false? It circulated among me? Hold on. It was a lurid and difficult to believe claim that Ukraine was developing biological weapons with the assistance of the US government. In fact, the US assistance to Ukrainian biological labs has been targeted at strengthening public health measures. Both the US and Ukraine have also signed a treaty vowing to never produce or use biological weapons. We promise. We funded woo. But hold on. This is their saying. But this is their saying US assistance to Ukrainian biological labs exists, but has been targeted at strengthening public health measures.

3:03:13So they do have biological lab. Now, by the way, there's a long history of biological warfare over there that I was on the show called Joe Rogan questions everything. And one of the things that I did is I interviewed this former Soviet scientist and he's like, do we have trenches filled with anthrax? He goes, there was all sorts of plans in place that if anything went sideways, they were going to figure out a way to poison Americans. They were going to, I mean, it's a legitimate biological weapons tactic to develop. But why would you look, if why would you think that if we developed nuclear weapons, would you develop hydrogen weapons?

3:03:47Yeah. We developed all these fucking supersonic missiles. We wouldn't fuck with viruses. It's fucking crazy. But we do. All 100 %. That's what just killed probably that's just what killed a bunch of people. They probably had something to do with it. They shut down our whole. Yeah. They most certainly developed that in the lab. That has been established now. They know they literally know that the strain that came out. Are you sure? The guy didn't fucking eat a bat in a bag. A bangeron. Yeah, sure. Yeah. The wet market. It's a wet mark. But it's weird because that became political. Yeah. Wet market was nice though.

3:04:23Because then they filmed the wet market and you're like, yeah, obviously. Right. But then the people on the left wanted to believe it came from the wet market. But you could be like, because the people on the right were saying it's the China virus. It was a lab. It was a lab. No, that's a conspiracy theory. So it became this, so people argued as if their side had a win. Yeah. It has to be the wet market. Yeah. Because if it doesn't then the fascist win. Like they had this crazy connection to the source of a fucking pandemic disease. Dude, I caught it. And I was like, I was like, this doesn't feel like anything I've ever had before.

3:04:57It was, it was like, really wasn't that bad. It was two days fever. But then like, I was just hacking up. Like I wasn't even mucus. It was like liquid. I was like, what the fuck is shit? It was it was like me and my wife were both like, dude, this feels like some weird artificial something. It felt, everybody said that it felt alien. It did, dude. Yeah, I felt alien. I think it's a new brain. It was a new, this is a new type of being sick. Yeah. A new type of being sick. Yeah. Champed it though. Well, you want, did you take vitamins or anything back then? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I was taking most people that really got hit hard.

3:05:29They, they don't know. I was a more vitamins guy. So I was fine. Very, I, he was drinking beer. Beer works. Well, no, it doesn't. For the record, it was possible. No, it doesn't. You're a spokesman now. You got to be careful about your comments. It could, you could shit it out. You could diary it out. It actually, what is this? The pangolin? Yeah, I've seen it. They're full looking fucking delicious. Is that that bastard that prehistoric? You know, they curl up in a ball. Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's just there armadillo. They're armoured, man. You can't even cut that shit. Look how cool they are. God, that looks like it belongs a million years ago, doesn't it?

3:06:02That's a good guy. What a cool looking animal. Fuck that thing's wild look. Joe, it's your favorite animal. If I had one that I loved to look at, I need you to have an answer. If I have one I love to look at. For me, it's always primates. Always primates. I disagree. If I could find one animal, that I wouldn't disagree more. That one animal that I could go check out, it would be the Bondo ape. Compared to a river otter? Yeah. Yeah. It's otters. You like watching the otters? They're right. You ever see river otter wars? Yeah, they fight. They have like a turf war. Gang comes after another gang.

3:06:33They fucking do that. I never see, you ever see monkeys see magic tricks? That's fun. Dude's go to the zoo and do magic tricks. The monkeys go. Every time they act, dude, it's always the monkey acts like he's not watching. Bro, you just stuff your snot rag right back in your pocket. Yeah, I remember. It's like a hanky dude. You're a man. Hanky, Jeff, man. Show me some monkey. You're fully hanky. Dude, dude. Look at the monkey. Bro, look at the monkey. The monkey freaked out. Show that again, Jamie. Show that again. Watch this. Check it out, dude. See? And... What? Every single time they go. It's like, oh, shit.

3:07:10This is crazy. That's amazing. There it is. Nice. Now you don't look at him. He's like, this is amazing. Oh, that's so fucking funny. That makes sense why I like magic so much. Yeah, magic rules. Yeah, it's awesome. It is crazy. You go. But if there's one animal that I can go see, it's called the Bondo ape. It's an enormous chimpanzee that lives in one specific area of the Congo. That these thing was mythological. But now they have tissue samples. They have skulls. They have accrested skull like a gorilla. They nest on the ground like a gorilla. It's huge. They're like six feet tall chimpanzees.

3:07:46Yeah, and the locals have two different. There's two different types of chimps. Look at the size of them. Damn. Yeah, one they call tree beaders. The other one they call lion killers. Cut that guy's throat. What the fuck? They shot him. They shot him in an airport. Yeah. They shot him in an airport? Yeah. These, look at the size of the, oh, that looks like a gorilla to me. That's a gorilla. But it's like, it's a Bondo ape. There's a guy named Carl Arman who's a swish wildlife photographer. You did a magic trick. He's like, he's finding these things. This is a documented animal. Yeah. They know it's a real thing.

3:08:18Yeah. They have videos of them. They're really big chimpanzees. And they don't think necessarily it's a different species. They think it's like a different, like the Clydesdale's. It's still a horse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like a crazy big horse. But there's this one area called, I think it's called Bealy in the Congo that has this enormous, enormous chimpanzee. Damn. Yeah. That, I would want to see that. I don't like chimpanzees. No. They didn't like chimnation? I did. Yeah, I liked it. But there's two similar, it's the human ears that fuck me up. No, they're animal I have those. It's unsat, I don't know.

3:08:51Some of the bad ones I don't love. They have evil eyes. Yeah, you don't want to see a red panda? And that arm. The fucking size of his arm. I would give it super proud. Yeah, bring up red pandas. Look at the size of his arms. Look at this fucking build man. Insane. That's funny. That's dope to be built like that. Look at the size of them. That's the type of thing. Yeah, they do, they do rule. They are funny. I might just, I might be dogs. Dogs rule. Dogs rule. Dogs, wolves, wolves of the wild. Being around wolves would be amazing. We're at red panda. Oh, such a cute man. So cute. Look at his little face.

3:09:28Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Honey badges. Honey badges. Those are pretty dope. They're fun. Badges in the shit. Badges are awesome. Bull reans are cool. I just love that they come in and tell everybody, get the fuck out. Yeah, everyone's crazy. Yeah, what are you doing? They're like, glad. They attack like big cats and big cats are like, they attack lions. They're like, what the fuck are you doing? Fuck off. Fuck off. Fucking kill me. They're drinking cows. Fuck off. It's the funniest animal possible. Yeah, they are. Yeah, they are. Fucking kill me right now by the fucker. Yeah, there's a most psycho animal for sure.

3:09:59It's insane. Yeah. You sent me the video of them like going at lions. It's like, what the fuck? And all the lions are like confused. Yeah. They'll like, hit it for a second. One of them will get bit. They'll all run. Ah, so fucking funny. Yeah. They're so tough. I've, I've saw a Badger once in the middle of the road and I got out the film and it started walking towards me and I ran right back to it. Oh, yeah. Fuck. It was. Oh, the fuck you up, dude. Look at that Badger. Nothing. This is nothing to me. What? Look at these jaguars who are trying to kill him. It's like, fuck off. I'm feeling a little bit.

3:10:30Yeah. Bitch. It's all your fucking doing bitch. Fuck you doing bitch. I'm about to bite your dick. I'm about to bite your dick. He's going to rife for the dick. Look at the cat's trying to kill him. He's like, nope. You can't kill me. I was watching the thing on him. I think it's like, dude. Fuck off. I'm about to bite your dick. He's going to rife for the dick. He's going to rife for the dick. They don't have flight. They don't have flight. No, it's all flight. They just go at you. So big animals are confused by it. And they seem invulnerable. Yeah, they have something to bite. Oh, and they're smart, dude.

3:10:57There's one video of this guy that tried to keep one in captivity and it kept building stuff to escape. Oh, man. And he had to cut down trees. He had to hide everything. Whoa. Because it just kept getting out. Remember we saw the tat made in the devil? This is so smart. There's those determined. And they just get out to run around and fight. I got to get out of here. I got to fuck something up. Is it a craze that nature made that and a giraffe? Like nature's like, all everything. The whole of it. Everything. Grasshoppers. Let's go. Yeah. Frogs, birds, fuck it. And Chip, and Bug got it. God is great.

3:11:34God made all types of bullshit. Me and it made people to make films of it. It's awesome. Yeah. I bugged out on all the stuff that's made. I'm like, dude, this is crazy. Yeah. Every day. It is great. Universe, planets, balls. It's awesome when you see them fighting. You realize how goddamn vulnerable we are. Oh, yeah. It's so weak. Even like you have see fighters. Like you see the different, like our skin is made of tissue paper. Yeah. We get cut all the time. Dude, all of our vulnerable organs are right here. It's all soft. Everything's soft. For real. Even like the elite. You know, like you're talking about mad hues.

3:12:04Like that, even that guy, like against an animal. It's just. Todd. Vulnerable. Just nothing. Honey, badger for his beehive. Oh, he doesn't even look at fucking balls. He doesn't give a fuck sting me bitch. Brick the entire sting me. Yeah, he's dumb. Dude, he's getting stung. He's getting stung. He's getting mad. He'll go right back. Fuck it. Get stung on his eyeballs everywhere. He's so good. Honey, so good. Look at his face. Little psycho eyes they have. Yeah. You know, we saw Tasmanian devils in Australia. Those things are cool. Tasmanian devils. Oh, yeah. So tight. That might be the favorite thing I've ever seen in a zoo.

3:12:40Yeah. They have contagious cancer. What? Yeah, they have herpes or they have it as too. It's like it's a kind of, I thought it was too, but it's a kind of cancer that we have for fighting each other. Yeah, they bite each other in the face so much and they've get this crazy face to us. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tages cancer. Qualities were fun. Qualities were tight. Commitied boys. Yeah, they have a committee, right? Yeah. Everybody says that. Every time you hold them, they're like, watch out. They're like, you don't know what I'm up to. Until they're hungry. You need to keep feeding them if you want to hold onto them.

3:13:08Yeah. You can let go. You stop feeding them for a little while. Like, hey, motherfucker. Yeah. Where's the food? And it changes what it is. Yeah, they get nasty. They're feeding them shit the whole time and chill them out. They probably drug them up a little too. Have you heard of a drop bear? A what? A drop bear. What's a drop bear? Sounds like it's awesome. No, it's, it went around the internet. It's like mean koalas, but it turns out we're dumb Americans. I don't know that it's like a meme. It's not real. There's a, but it looks like there's a bunch of facts about drop bears. Oh, it's a fake bear.

3:13:35It's a koala with its mouth open. Yeah, it's just it's not real, but it's they've made it sound real. So they just have koals with their mouth open. They say they're more aggressive koals or something. Jamie what? They say they can fit their head human stuff. They just drop from heights and size 45 meters. 45 meters. They actually can't. Oh, they fall out. They fall out of fucking trees. They treat all the time. Yeah, they get fucked up. Yeah, they get fucked up. You know, doesn't get fucked up. Squirrels. Squirrels fall from squirrels too. They push each other out of trees. When they're trying to fuck, they push each other.

3:14:07Get out of there bitch. Yeah, get out of there. They're like really good at falling. Oh Jamie, can you find a video? There's a koala that attacks a kid and it's very funny. Oh, no. Well, it's just an adorable koala running up and everyone's like, oh nice. He's fucked up. It just starts going out of the kid. Yeah, they're a little bears man. Yeah, at the end of the day, they're over there. There is. We got it. Oh, oh, he's just getting that kid. Oh my god. It's like a wheel low and stitch. Bro, imagine that. Oh, you're a little kid and you get attacked by that one. How fuck you up? A teddy bear killed you?

3:14:37As he probably thinks your small people are not people. That's what dogs are sometimes. Oh, oh, dogs think that small people are animals. He runs off and so funny. Just an adorable animal. I would have beat the shit out of that kid. That guy called, he handled that a lot better than the wrestling coach. I would have fucking destroyed that koala. Yeah, I would have killed. Dude, I would have fun today. He's still there. He's stomping. Yeah, the fuck out of here. I'm on the raccoon. When it attacks the stoke, fired up. Oh yeah, it's wonderful. You ever see the one with the ladies in the backyard and the black bear is on the fence and the, her dogs are blocking it.

3:15:10And she pushes the fucking bear off the fence. She pushes the bear off the wall. No. It's like a young girl too. She's like 16. She's like, the fuck out of here. She's like so in rage trying to keep this one. Watch this. This lady's trying to keep her dogs alive. So the bear comes up. He's on the fence there on the wall there. Oh, shit. Yeah. So the dogs see it and they go running. Oh, if it's a cuss. Oh, if it's a cuss. No.

3:15:35Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, right here. Look at this crazy look. She pushes it right over the edge. Damn. That lady's wild. That's a wild lady. That's a wild lady. That lady's got balls. You know, it's wild. It says this is from Fox or Orlando. There's no way that was in. Of course it is. 100%. Yeah. Do they have a lot of bears on the floor? Yeah. For it has a large bear population. Yeah. Someone got it killed by a bear there a few years ago. Damn. Ever mothering instincts kicked in? Yeah. Some people don't play. Yeah, man. That whole crew. All the shitty dogs ran out to fight. She ran out to fight. There's a bear.

3:16:14It's a frog. It doesn't run. It doesn't fuck. There's a frog. All these losers are fighting me. Little tiny dogs. They don't fuck around. Like, little dogs will attack. They attack everything. They don't know how I used to. It's a very bad instincts. It's getting really, really. Oh, wow. Yeah. She's a kid. Gangster. Good for her. Boys. Let's wrap this up. Yeah, how are you? Matt and Shane's secret podcast. They all love it everywhere. Right? Thank you, bro. Where is it? That's everywhere. It's awesome. It's awesome. Thank you, man. My pleasure. See you guys again. You rule. See you. Bye, everybody.

3:16:59Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.