#2106 - Kid Rock

23:48All right. Why don't we start with that wall? I can make that fucker electric, put up some solar panels. Yeah. China built one. How many thousands of years ago? Fucking, making a tourist attraction. Charge people. Go fucking hang out in the wall. Put some fucking Louis Vuitton stores on it or some shit. Well, it's a real weird thing like what they're doing. There's so many different people that have opinions about why they're leaving it open and why they're allowing people to come in and, you know, setting them up. Dr. Phil was on here yesterday and he was talking about it. I like Dr. Phil. He's a great guy.

24:20He's starting his own network. I played his show years ago. Did you? There's like so many anniversary show. I turned out it was one of his favorite acts that fucking played a banjo on there. Oh, that's awesome. He's a good dude. Yeah. I know him through, I'm friends with his son. Son's a good friend of mine. But he's, he's starting a network. Like he's just so fed up with the news and the way things are portrayed and these biased ways. And he wants to have objective news. And he's so he created his own network. They charge department. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a fucking very bizarre time. And I'm sure it's going to get more bizarre.

24:55We're going to look back on these days one day. Like, oh, remember the good old days? We just, all you're complaining about is transgender women, competing in sports. Kid only wanted to be a cat. Took a little box of school. Fuck the good old days. Yeah, people don't get better. Like society doesn't get better. Just gets, unless something happens, unless they figure out some sort of mind reading somewhere. Well, unfortunately, usually that turns out to be tragedy. Right. And something really fucked up happens. You know, like what happened in Israel or worse? Right. That tends to bring nations and people together on different levels.

25:31On March 9 -11. Number 9 -11. Absolutely. When 9 -11 happened, I tell everybody like even in Los Angeles, which is probably the most unpatriotic place on earth, everybody had an American flag on their car. People were letting people in lanes. They were waving to people. They were friendly. They felt united. It was interesting. I remember. Didn't last long. A few months. Everybody, half the country didn't hate George W. Bush for almost 48 hours. They didn't hate him at all when he gave that one great speech. No, I mean, it was a couple weeks, a couple months, whatever it was, but then. Things kind of went back to normal.

26:06There was a lot of liberals that liked him after that. They were like, that's what you want when you're in times of war. You want a strong leader. It's too bad we can't get to that without, you know, having something terrible. Well, if we could just have a little more civil discourse in this country. You can go tell me to go fuck myself, you hate Trump and my politics. I'll be a fuck you, but I'll still sit on a beer with you. Like, whatever we don't have to have this fucking goddamn going for your throat. And I'm part of the problem. I've been polarizing, you know, no question. My last album, that's what it was all about, but.

26:36Or a good portion of it. And I understand that. But I even said that album. I was like, I'm going to get this out of my system. And hopefully we can go back to having some civil discourse in this country. That was actually one of my suggestions to. To Bud Light. I was like, what if you could use this to not only make fun. My thing was like, you guys need to poke fun at this. Like people are angry because you didn't apologize. I'm like, I don't necessarily agree with apologizing over everything at this day and age. Everything's become a fucking big. I'm sorry. Fuck that. Like, what you should do is like make fun of the situation.

27:10Have something that shows light of the situation. But do it in that fun fucking Anheuser bush. Old school, funny fucking way. We're like, we get it. We fucked up. Like, you know, while we don't, I told Brenna. I was like, whoever coached you on that CBS morning show. I was like, you were coached, right? He was like, it was. I was like, fucking Gail King set it up. She goes, would you send that can back to that influencer? And he goes into this well. Anheuser bush has been supporting you know the LGBT, ABCD. I'm like, what the fuck man? All you had to do is say like, look, no, we would not. While we want everyone to enjoy our beer.

27:45We understand that we shouldn't be sticking our noses into polarizing conversations. And we understand who our market is. And at the end of the day, we're in business to sell beer, and keep people employed. And for shareholders back, you know, return. Fucking end of it. You didn't have to throw trans people under the bus there. You just fucking, how's that fucking? That's actually a good advice. Yeah. It's a pretty solid advice. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the head of marketing for Bud Light. Kid Rock. That would be their ultimate move. Be funny. Shit. I tell you to pay for this. We should do a skit like the Candy Powers case list.

28:26100%. But it's like, you know, I walk in as VP. That would work. But they need to get back to, you know, remember, they used to have those real men of genius ads. Yeah. It was fun. It was. Bud Light was fun. I did a tour with those guys. The real men of comedy. I can't believe looking through all my old pictures. How many pictures I found with like fucking Bud Light. And my hand like fish into and something or like playing Sturgis with a big Bud Light, you know, next to the stage. Yeah. You know, I've done so much cool. Good shit. Well, that's why I want to guy like you shoots the cans. Everybody goes on.

29:02That's it. It's over. It's over. It's trust me. I don't have one of these teams of people. It's like. Right. It's me like, you know, maybe Cory who's here with me. I'm like, ah, let's have some fun. We got all the fucking, tell farm guys to get all the fucking Bud Light shit together and grab my fucking MP5. Yeah, I didn't think you ran that by a marketing department. No. There's not much to coach through one. Well, you're here. A marketing department for a guy like you would just fuck things up. What kind of advice could they possibly give you? They'd have to be maniacs too. And then they would never be in marketing.

29:34I've had more people managers and stuff through the years. Tell me, ah, which I took as a compliment. They told me like, just everything you've done to get where you're at. I would have told you no. I think that's honest because I get, you know, done some, I guess you could call it crazy polarizing. Whatever type of shit. It's really, I just, I speak my mind. I haven't changed one bit. I came out fucking like this. Middle fingers on the CDs. Yeah. And I haven't changed. But holy shit, the time. This episode is brought to you by Zippercruder. The hiring process is stressful. There are so many different things to consider.

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32:55Sure. These pop stars, people. 100 levels in there. Yeah. Teams and everything's fucking. They're trapped. It's like a politician, you know, like buying that won't, can't say anything off the teleprompter. Well, of course he can't. But it's also it's, you got a whole team of people behind you. You got a bunch of people that want to keep their jobs and they want to play it safe. They want to play it safe and they want to figure out which ways to win blowing. This is what we're going to do. And you see it in celebrities and people turn on them now because it's like so disingenuous and they realize what you're doing.

33:25You can see right through it. You're going to lose a giant percentage of your people that are knowing that a marketing team is behind everything you say. Right. So when a guy like you, it's obvious that that was your idea. Like who the fuck is going to say? Well, it's not even an idea. Whatever it was. A thought that popped into your head that you acted on. That's pretty much what it is. Yeah, that's obvious. That's what they all are. That's what people like. That's what people like. They like real people. And sometimes you don't always turn a 10. You're like, oh yeah, maybe I should have thought that one through a little bit more.

33:56Most of the things I say. When you think about how I've done so many podcasts, hammered, and then after we're all listening or thinking about what we said, what did we say? Like, oh boy, story of my fucking life. Yeah, but people like that. They like real humans. They don't want some fucking pre -programmed bullshit shoved down their throat just to make a little bit more money. That's incredible. That kind of seems like a big chunk of the country wants that. They want to go back to this normal fucked up DC, all the bullshit that's been going on there. I would dare say for our lifetimes, it's just become a lot more out in the open for several reasons.

34:35You know, social media and the sharing of media worldwide and fucking Trump pulling everyone's fucking pants down there. Yeah. Showing them, look, everyone has a small penis in this fucking town. See, I just showed it to you. They're like, they have the biggest dicks on earth. One thing no one can deny is that he exposed the media. Exposed the media for being essentially a propaganda agent. It's not just the news. To pretend it's the news, they never covered anything that he did that was positive. Anything had some negative spin on it. They spent years talking about some fake collusion story with Russia and never apologized for it.

35:16Never took it back. And they'll allow people on the show to support that, to try to justify that, or to try to even say that it's not true, that he did collaborate with Russia. How many times have been watching the evening news? I'm a sucker for news. I can have flip between them. I'll flip between CNN and MSNBC and Fox. You know, mainly Fox, but then I watch the evening news. I watch ABC one night, NBC. This is one example. There's a million of them, as you know, but like they're talking about January 6th, and they completely edit his speech. They take out the part where he says, it's March down there peacefully or whatever.

35:55He actually says that. And they cut it out. He says, we're going to march down the Capitol, cut. And then they go, if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country. I'm out of the fuck to get away with that. They get away with it because they are the news. And no one's checking them. There's not another news. If the news was real, the other news organizations would go, this is horrible propaganda. And what you've done is you've edited out a former president. You've changed his words. This should be illegal. You're taking it completely out of context. The whole thing is so fucking screwball.

36:29Every single presidential race we've ever had that I can remember, people contested the results. Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton did it. And they see Abrams. They all said big deal. He didn't really win the election. They all said there was Russian collusion. They all said that he was essentially an agent of Russia. They all said that he's an illegitimate president. They all said that he didn't win the election. They all said that. There was so many people that said it. It was nuts. A pencil neck, fucking dick, fuck Adam Schiff. It's crazy how people still listen to those folks. You can't be wrong about that.

37:10I'm about that. Election, I'm not a conspiracy guy or whatever, but I'm like, fucking, it just seems like shenanigans. I love an anybody says I'm not a conspiracy guy. I'm a conspiracy guy. I'm a total fucking conspiracy guy. Fuck it. I don't give a shit either way. But I was like, there's so many fucking shenanigans that I just, it's coming so fast with the COVID shit and the ballots all over the place. You know, Secretary of State are taking liberties, but here's my position. Let me finish this one. It was, it was that, I don't know if that was my tree, the secretary of state. It was, it was that, okay, so these, the biggest corporations on the face of the earth are getting hacked.

37:50Right. But there's absolutely no way you can get in this election thing. I'm like, then why aren't these corporations using that technology? Why are they still getting fucking hacked? That doesn't just make up, I just can't figure that out my fucking mind. Well, the thing, the statement is there's no evidence that they've been hacked. It doesn't mean, yeah. It ain't a crime, which is true. It's not a crime. It is true. But there is evidence that you can hack those machines, right? There is. It wasn't that Jamie the subject of they were going to update the machines in 2024, something like that.

38:22But they, they're going to update them. But they weren't at a certain point in time when they were recording this, where they were reporting on this rather. They, they had it updated them. Here's my, my take on this. A, election fraud is never zero. It's not zero percent, right? We can all agree to that, right? I think we can all agree that there's people that are complete maniacs, that are maniacs for the Democrats, or maniacs for the Republicans, and they will do whatever the fuck it takes to get their person to win. There are certain human beings like that that exist, especially in these like very polarized groups.

39:00And especially when you've got a guy that you've been comparing to Hitler forever. So you can kind of treat him as if Hitler's coming. Let's stop Hitler. Let's, let it, let it. You can think like that. You can do it right now. People think like that. And the, the moral question would be, if you knew you could stop Hitler from being president, would you do it? And how would you do it? And then they act that way. That's bullshit. But what they don't recognize is that is deeply un -American. And the only way you're going to beat this person, or any person who runs for president, is to be better than that.

39:39That's what this country is supposed to be about. It's supposed to be about a meritocracy. It's supposed to be who is the best leader? Is it her? Is it him? Who is it? Who's the best leader? And that's the person we should gravitate towards. Who has the, the ideas that make the most sense? Who's the one who understands what the fuck is going on internationally? On a deep sense? Really can tell you like what the, the people, the puppeteers behind the strings, like how this is all happening. Well, I think a lot of that would be taken away if we capped the money. Well, you can raise, let's call it $10 million.

40:11Yes. You can each raise $10 million. Now let's see who spends at the wisest. Well, it seems insane that you could just donate fucking untold millions of dollars these superpacks. And they can support these presidents. They're essentially running the country. Because you can't beat them. And they play dirty. They play so dirty. I mean, it's kind of impressive. But it's also you're, they're exposing the wiring under the machine in a, in a way that it's never been exposed before. You know, we never were totally aware of how wild it is that, you know, there's a group of people that know whatever thinks about called the deep state.

40:51That is real. Oh, they're going to run Biden right out of there. Make no mistake. Oh, they're running him out right now. Just fucking running him out. That's why all these crimes or all these, these things he's being charged for. And then that judges decision, how about that judges decision that he was too mentally compromised to to be tried. That was the prosecutor's decision or was that investigators her, whatever's name was H .U .R. So who was that was in his report? Yeah, let's um, but do you need that quote? Does anybody out there need that fucking report to just watch this guy and go like, hey, I feel bad for him.

41:26He's fucking old. Right. We're all going to get there someday. Yeah. It's like, can you not fucking look at this guy and go like some, I can look in his fucking eyes and go like something's not fucking there. Something's wrong. It's the people that work under him because if they, if he goes, they go, then everybody gets appointed by the new person. The report described the council. Yeah. Okay. Special, the report described the 81 year old Democrats memory as, why do they write that? The 81 year old Democrat. How about the president? How about the president's memory as hazy, fuzzy, faulty poor and having significant limitations.

42:04They noted that Biden could not recall defining milestones in his own life, such as when his son bow died or when he served as vice president. God bless his son. Um, but think about just that the way they wrote that. The 81 year old Democrats memory. Why would they write that? That seems so nuts. He's the president. He's not just a random Democrat. Like what defines him? If you got one word, you go with Democrats. Is that the, is that the Washington AP writing that or is that in the special prosecutor's report? I was unclear. I was unclear as well. Because that's different. Right. Of course the AP is going to say that.

42:43Of course, but I can't see the special prosecutor saying that. But it's not, I don't think. Because then it sounds very political. Yeah. But it's, it's such a crazy thing to say to call him a Democrat. He's the president. He's our leader. That's, I will put past the media. It's wild. But it's, this is what, what I'm saying about like the wiring under the board has been exposed in a way that has never been exposed before. Where you're looking at and you go, what? What are you guys doing? He can't, he can't stand trial because he's mentally unfit, but he can run the country. Don't worry about it.

43:12He can't speak. And he's going to run again. You can hardly fucking walk. But it seems like when they release information like that, they know what they're doing. They're slowly chipping away at it. And by the time probably, I would say like May rolls around, it'll probably Gavin Newsom. That would be my guess. If I was, I'm not like playing this sport. So I'm watching it from the sideline. I'm like, what would I do? How would I, what moves would I do? I can't, how the fuck can they run Gavin? I keep hearing that Gavin Newsom Michelle Obama like Gavin Newsom. How the fuck did you, when you just look at California when most beautiful states, arguably the most beautiful.

43:47In America, resources for days, fucking everything. And it's just him, fucking Pelosi, fucking Maxine Waters, fucking Adam ship. They just fucked the whole state up, like fucked it up. Everybody's running for the fucking hills. You got to wonder how much of it is by design. You got to wonder of it how much is designed to make the population more unstable, more violent, more scared, more crime. Less, less ability to prosper. Everybody goes, like everyone's much more vulnerable. Well this seems like a lot of work of the Democrats though. It seems like something is probably behind it that's bigger than that.

44:34And if I would guess, it's probably fair. You're not a conspiracy theorist, right? I'm 100 % of conspiracy theorists. I love a good conspiracy. I believed in Bigfoot until about eight years ago. Fucking the Yeti's another story. I didn't say I didn't believe in the Yeti. I don't anymore. But I was all in for a while. But I've been down so many rabbit holes, so many 9 -11 rabbit holes, so many, you know, Bohemian grove rabbit holes. I'm going to throw it. I got kicked out. Did you? He went to the grove? Oh shit, why'd you get kicked out? Fucking weird. Fucking weird, I punched a kid in the head.

45:10You punched a kid in the head? And Bohemian grove? Yeah, it turns out. It turns out this fucking kid was an infiltrator. So then after that, I was kind of this hero, like a year or two later, he'd come back. I was like, I'm not coming to your little fucking weird party out in the fucking woods. I was like, I went once, it ain't that cool. So the infiltrator, what happened with you and the infiltrator? We're sitting on this fire. You have these little, they're kind of like tree houses or campsites, but they're really nice. Everyone has a private chef. Like, you know, really? Yeah, you do share room, be a Jimmy John shared a room.

45:45That was fun. And I came around and kids talking around this fire and he's popping that shit and I just fucking went out. Oh. Game of couple helped him up. He was like, hey, we good? Well, we were, I think, you know, we weren't on great terms, but I think we had an understanding. It was, it was just, you know, one of those things. And then I couldn't go to the concert that night. I think Zach Browder somebody was playing like, you can't come. I just sit home like I was in fucking time out or something. I'm like, fuck this place. Meanwhile, your kid rock and you're getting left alone by these people with some fucking crazy person and you defend yourself.

46:23Fucking weird. There's going to be a certain percentage of people that are just out of their fucking minds. If you haven't vetted them, that's on you. Hey, you can, but for all I remember, it could have been drunk shit or whatever. It wasn't the end of the world. It was a little tassel and a little hit the ground, maybe a punch here and there. It was like, you know, that was done. It wasn't like, you know, but it was a fight. I guess you just die. I just got you didn't beat him. It was a tassel. You're a nice guy. But it's how many people infiltrate that place? Because a bunch of people have filmed videos there now.

46:50I have no idea. Alex Jones was the first. Him and John Ronson. This is back before Alex Jones's persona non grata and people would do legitimate journalists like John Ronson would do these things with him. You're familiar. You never seen that video of them in real life. I've never heard of John Ronson. John Ronson's a brilliant guy. What is his ex -a? He's an author. He wrote that book. So you're getting publicly shamed about like social media shaming. You know, like, he's an interesting guy. He's a very funny guy. But he, so he went with Alex to Bohemian Grove and they filmed these rituals. These people dressed like druids and they're burning this effigy in front of a giant owl statue.

47:29Oh, the owl statue is just fucking hilarious. So I'm there on day one, right? I went drinking beers like it's pretty laid back. There's some really cool talks. I remember this dude talking about shooting asteroids out that might hit the earth in so many years. Shit like that. I'm like, fuck, this is cool. But the first day it was the first evening and you gather around whatever the owl by this lake. If I remember correctly, which could be a little hazy. It was a long time ago. And like, I've heard about this place. I'm like, this is some real secret ass shit, man. I can't believe I'm fucking here, right?

48:00And it's just a trove of celebrities. Fuck it everywhere you turn. It's just fucking hey, fucking hey. So you go there and I'm like, thinking we're going to hear some shit, right? They're about to introduce the first speaker. And I'm like, fuck, this is going to be some shit. And they're like, and no offense against this guy. We could, we could consider him friendly. We have very good mutual friends. But they're like, ladies and gentlemen, Tony Danza. And I'm like, what? I'm like, come on, man. Who's a fucking boss? Tell him bitches. Which he would have just gone up to and been like, who's a boss, bitch?

48:31That's hilarious. I was like, no fucking way, man. I was like, we came all the way to this secret ass shit. And I love Tony. Fucking love him. But I'm like, come on, man. I was like, they brought Reagan back from the dead. And he's going to speak her hologram or some shit. You wrote for some devil shit. It's just some crazy shit. One way or the other. He's a very good speaker. I got to say, but maybe they toned it down. Maybe they toned it down. I think they infiltrated it. Oh, really? I'm terrible with dates, but it's long time. Okay, because when Alex snuck in was like, this is like the 90s, Jamie.

49:07What was it? Like when Alex Jones and John Ronson snuck into beheming grow, that's when they first got that video. I want to say it was in the 90s. I want to say it was like 99 or something like that. I did have some fun there. I got to say, it was fucking weird. I met like Paul Pelosi and his son. Oh, boy. And like Chris Matthews, like you know, but I was hanging out with them. We have a cool conversations. It's kind of weird. And then they asked me like, I had to come play my guitar. Oh, no. And like sing it one of these camp things. I was like, I feel so used. I feel so dirty. I don't do this shit, man.

49:43What the fuck? Yeah, that's got to be weird. Hey, man, play us a song. Well, it's kind of like a unspoken requirement. Like a wink, wink. Like you need to take a guitar over there. You know, if you want to be in good graces or be a team player type deal, and I'm like, yeah, I really don't. A friend of mine went to a party in the middle of the party, Michael Bolton. She just starts singing. And everybody gathers around. My Michael Bolton is standing there singing. Was it set up? Yeah, it was set up. Oh, that's fine. But no one knew. And also, like, I think no one knew. How do you know? You didn't know.

50:20But it was just like, what's going on? Then how do you know? All of a sudden, Michael Bolton singing. And everyone just be quiet. It's not a bad strategy if you don't want to look like a pot's to like, otherwise, you're just like, hey, these motherfuckers paid me shit ton of money. And I'm going to sing some songs. Right. That's what it is. It's like the ultimate flex. You know? Yeah. That's how I used to fund my foundation to a corporate gig. Dude, Dana White had a birthday party. I've played it a few times. I know you have. I know you have. And Dana White's birthday parties are wild. And he had a birthday party.

50:50I think it was for his 40th and Stone Temple Pilots played. Dude, they put on a show like it was a fucking packed arena. That's what I mean. I know you do. That's what exactly what he said to me. He goes, there's 150 people here. Where'd you think you were? I was like, fucking AT &T Stadium. That's exactly what he told me. You kind of got to put yourself in that mindset. Fuck yeah. Because those things can be fucking grueling. Right. They can be weird if people aren't paying attention. And the Stone Temple Pilots thing, there wasn't a lot of people there. There was only a few hundred people there.

51:22That's usually what they are. A couple hundred people. Dude, it was killing it. Killing it. He had the bullhorn out and everything. Oh, Scott was the best. Oh my God. What an animal that guy was. Like it was so inspiring. Like how good he was at performing. Yeah, he was fucking loved. Scott, God bless him. They killed that show. It was really good, man. It was really good and you felt like super lucky to be there. That's great. There's something about seeing something where there's not a lot of people around to see it. That's why I like watching those UFC fights in the Apex Center. There's something about, even though I know the world seeing it on video, like to be there live while that's happening.

52:01That was one of the positive things about Crow. We talked about that punch at the last fucking one we were at sitting there. That fucking, I think it was the second. Josh Emmett. Yeah. That crack. Oh my God, dude. That guy's just so. I've only been to a handful of the fights. I know you fucking obviously that's your. Josh Emmett might be the hardest puncher in that division. I'd never heard anything like that. Yeah, he hit so hard. I thought the guy was dead. Yeah. Well, that was a crazy combination of Bryce Mitchell moving forward quick and then him catching him right at the end of one of the most powerful punchers ever in the 145 pound division.

52:37Yeah. Showed that again. Watch this. Look at how that dude's built. You can't appreciate it without the smack. Look at the fucking physique on this animal. I mean, Josh Emmett is just a ball muscle. Bro, that guy hits somebody's smack to two by four against a garbage can. Bro, if that guy hits anybody, they go night night. I mean, anybody, Tim. Anybody. He had this fight with Michael Johnson and it was a real. Michael Johnson's a really good fighter. He knocked out Dustin. Porie at one point. Yeah. Michael Johnson's very, very legit. And Michael Johnson's winning the fight and Josh Emmett catches him with one punch and just shuts him off.

53:21Watch this. So Michael Johnson's winning this fight. Boom. One shot, dude. One shot. I mean, crazy power, man. I mean, his power is preposterous. He's got the total, what Frasahab, he calls the touch of death. That's the touch of death. He's got it, he's got it better than anybody in the sport. The touch of death. But that Ilya Toporia guy, that just knocked out Volkanowski, he's got the touch of death too. There's guys who get it. Guys who get it. Nope, they're just getting stronger with their techniques getting better. It's like any sport. It just keeps. There's a lot of factors. There's a lot of factors to having that kind of power.

54:02And some of it is just pure genetics. Some of it is just, you just got lucky. You got that frame. Whatever it is. Like Josh, he's built like, if you look at his body, it's just like a fucking tank. Just his ball of muscle. And he gets so much force into it. And that's just a gigantic advantage. If you use it correctly, like Toporia does, did you see that fight with Toporia and Volkanowski? I still don't know all the names. I know a handful of names. There was a featherweight title this past weekend. No. And Alexander Volkanowski was trying to defend his title against Ilya Toporia. And Volkanowski had been dominant in this division forever.

54:38And Toporia put him to sleep, man. This is not the fight, by the way. Yeah, the lead up to the fight. Yeah, Toporia, he put him to sleep. It was wild to see, man. This kid is a fucking monster. And he's only 27 years old. And he said he was going to do it. He said, I'm going to knock him out in the second round. Well, do any of those guys go and go like, you know what? My chances are about 50 -50 on this one. Some guys have respect for their opponents. They say things like he's a great champion. That's no fun, though. Yeah, that's no fun. This is the talk shit sport. It is. And it hypes up the match.

55:18It gets everybody going. Yeah, fucking. And it's also part of the psychological warfare, because that shit works. Yeah. Especially on some people. Some people like Nate Diaz doesn't work on it all. You can talk shit to him all day long. That does not going to change anything about the kind of ass who open you're going to get. But for some guys, it fucks with their head hardcore. They just have a really hard time with someone talking shit about them. And they get real emotional. It's a lot of sports. A lot of fucking even in my business in music. Yeah. You see people in that red light comes on when you're doing something like live or taped to television or whatever.

55:50You see people in red light comes on. I have band members. I like ten of them. It's usually one. Somebody just fucking can't keep it together and fucks up. It's just one of those things. It's just something about having that fucking cool calm collective fucking mindset when you're going into anything that's stressful or, you know, high energy, whatever it might be. How much, how difficult was it for you when you first started getting famous? Because you go from being a regular dude to being kid rock in not a lot of time. What was it like getting pussy? No. It was like being a man. And just like what it was.

56:30What was it stressful? Was it like a hard to deal with? Fuck no. Wasn't it awesome? Fuckin awesome. I love it. It's the greatest fucking shit on earth. I'm like, I have to worry about fucking buying food. Like, I'm going to be able to put my kids through college at this point. We're getting a new fucking house. We're getting a new car. Fucking getting nice to the restaurant. Yeah. Fucking no problem with that. I'm not one of those people that bitch about it. What do you think it is so tough? What do you think about people that can't handle it? Like, what do you think it is? Fucking get away from it.

57:04Britney Spears, move back to wherever the fuck you're from. Where's she from? Arkansas, Louisiana or something? I don't know. So we're down there. Get the fuck out of LA. That place is eating you fucking alive. I think Britney's in Vegas now, right? Oh, so much better. Yeah, it's better for a health. You know, I'm not going to do heroin anymore. I've stepped it down to crack and gambling. And get a, there's ways to get away from it. Yeah. There's ways. Trust me, you know this too. Yeah. So many of these people, because I've been here and seen this first fucking hand of the front row seat. Have these people are telling these people they're feeding the machine through a source to get their story told.

57:44They're telling them where they're going to be at. So the paparazzi's there. Yeah. It's a fucking game. It's a publicity game. It's weird. And it works. You can make a lot of money that way. Who the fuck wants? Like I had to. That's what the Kardashians did. Worked out. Worked out well. God bless them. Solid business model. For them, really worked. Like if you just want to make money, that's the way to do it. I will never get the big ass thing. I don't get it. I just went right over my head. You don't like big asses at all. No. Really? You like them a little? I just fucking small white pancake ass with you, shit.

58:22Never man has this time. I don't know. Yeah, that's all I'm saying. It's the same man as the type. But there's like this fucking ass movement in the last 10 - It's awesome to watch. Watching rap videos and shit. It's fucking great. I'm like, really? That's all right. You just don't know what the appeal is. None. Wow. None. I don't think I could be further from you in that department. I love a good ass. A big, well girl looks like she gets squirreled. Slice dome? Different strokes from different folks. She's a little bit like they can pick up heavy kettlebells. Oh, God. I don't have a heavy kettlebell.

59:02I'm working with a little two pound hand weight down here. Different strokes for different folks. And isn't that the message anyway? Yeah. Totally. Really what it should be. I'd say everything against it. I'm just saying, I don't get it. Yeah, I get it. You don't get it. And that's okay. You got like a 1970 sensibility. Yeah. The Catherine Bach days. Oh, yeah. Duke's a hazard. Oh, fuck. I don't know how hot she was. See, if a girl with a huge ass drove up in the general league, I'd definitely be excited. That lady was so pretty. Oh, my God. I remember watching that show thinking that's not even possible to be that pretty.

59:40How the fuck is she that pretty? All those shows love boat, fantasy island, Duke's a hazard. How about Charlie's Angel? Charlie's Angel? Charlie's a check out their solvent crimes. Yeah, but guns sold fantasy island. Like they got a fucking midget. You're like, yes. Well, they're coming to fantasy island. He's in a suit. They got a little guy in the suit. Like fucking, he's got an accent. Oh, fuck, turn it up. Was there always a lesson in fantasy island? Like they didn't really need what they were asking for. And they should have just stayed where they were. Wasn't there those kind of messages?

1:00:13I don't remember. Did fantasy, did it all? Wasn't it kind of like careful what you wish for? Yeah. Those were always that way. You know, it's always, there's always like a trick. The genie's got a trick. Careful what you wish for. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's never like, oh yeah. And then I'm going to be the king of the world. And everything works out great. Yeah, one wish. Home and a wish for a million wishes. That would kill you, right? If they, if you do that, they get real mad. Like now you have used the wish. Totally. Imagine if that was real. Imagine if genies were real. We're just all looking like my mother.

1:00:48I was always jealous of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoon. So I'm like, fuck look, all these kids got a fucking train in his living room, man. How cool is that? Pimball machines everywhere. Shit, I'm like, fuck. That looks awesome. It's not like I grew up without. It's from a very middle upper class family. When everything we need was swimming pool and tennis court and shit. All that. But I was like, fuck Silver Spoon. And you're like, we don't have money like that. That's some other shit. That's what social media is doing times 10, right? Yeah. Imagine being a kid today and just dealing with all this social media shit.

1:01:21Trying to keep up with the Joneses. Impossible. Yeah. I think it's even worse. Like I have, well, my granddaughter is nine, but I have nieces who are teenagers. And going through all that stuff and it's, man, the influence it has over them. And then what the other kids say and then what they're all saying on social media. And what the new trend is and what the new this. I think it's always been that way, but now it's just exaggerating. Who's scoring big in the NBA this season? You are playing daily fantasy at DraftKings. An official partner of the NBA. Playing daily fantasy is easy. Draft a lineup, stay under the salary cap, and watch your team rack up the points for baskets, rebounds assists and more.

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1:04:16When they're doing that to each other, they're kind of pressure that they're putting under them. No kids have ever experienced that before. No kids have ever grown up with that before. This is a totally new pressure. If you look at the data, like suicide went up, self -harm went up, depression went up, it's not healthy. It's not normal. I said that the year Twitter came out, you might be able to look this up. I think it wasn't Rolling Stone or somewhere, whatever. What do you think about Twitter? I said, Twitter's fucking gay. This is probably what came out. It's time went on because I saw people having a subway sandwich for lunch or whatever.

1:04:57No kids have a fuck. Right, the early days. Yeah, can I get promoting stuff? Is that any other fucking getting a rise out of somebody's turn to pot? But then the funny part was years later, Twitter blew up to be this huge fucking thing. And they're like, this fucking reporter's getting kind of snooty with me. He's like, you said. And I quote, Twitter's gay. I'm like, no fucking way. I go, I didn't say that shit. I go, and I'm so sick of you fuckers in the media, misquoting me every time every opportunity you get. I said, to be clear, I said Twitter is fucking gay. All right, get it right.

1:05:35I got you questions like that. You said. So that's why I stopped doing interviews like 10 so many years ago, because you know, you used to have to promote something called every radio station and every market. It's like, that would be part of your day. Get up early, which I was not good at back then these days. I'm up at 3 .30, but it's not good at the back in these days. It's like, get up early, call all these different places, all these things like weekly. And it turned into as the internet and social media started becoming prevalent. It turned into I gotcha because that was the headline. And it's my publicist used to say, dude, you speak in fucking headlines because you have no fucking filter.

1:06:13And I'm like, I don't know. It's going to be very tough to change that. So it was always this, you know, be your buddy, say some nice things. You do records, great, blah, blah, blah. Then like, fucking get you on the line with something. Of course, I go off the fucking rails. And then fucking, that's all you hear about. And it just, you know, Well, that's what they want to do. They still do. They only have a couple of minutes with you. They want to say something outrageous or question you in a way that's going to go viral. And it's got tired of dealing with it. And I feel bad for so many reporters.

1:06:42It was so good to me, especially in Detroit. You know, that I just kind of, I think a lot of them took it personal. I've been meaning to contact for all these years and say, Hey, I'm going to do stuff with you again. I'm starting to come out of it. I'm doing your show. I'm like, I get it. I got some stuff to promote. I'm like, but I just didn't like, if I never saw another fucking TV camera on an interview again, I'd be fine. I'd be totally fucking fine. Like, I don't need to be on fucking Good Morning America every week. I don't give a fuck. But you don't have to. You have a beautiful set out.

1:07:15Well, I'm very blessed. The way you're living your life is amazing. I don't want to overshadow that. I'm extremely blessed. Oh, I know you appreciate it. But like, the way you live in like, I've talked on this podcast many times, but you give me the tour of your house. And why don't you even, oh, by the way, you got there wrong. What did I get wrong? You said, my girl, let's just do religiously, my fiancee. And she'll always play me the hot clips, you know? And she, and that one was on me, and you're like, he's got a golden shower. I'm like, a golden shower. That's like pissing on somebody. It's a gold bathroom.

1:07:50The whole bathroom's gold. Yeah, there's a shower. The shower's not gold? No, it wasn't in place yet. No, exactly. It was just, I just seen the tile, and it was golden. And someone told me it was a golden shower. I was like, that's the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life. It's like the golden urinal, but the walls were gold. Yeah, yeah. It's everything was gold, dude. It was before when I went into it, it was before everything was super. Was that three, four years ago? Yeah, I think it was three years. This wasn't no idea how hard it was to find gold toilets. This is a not joking. Now you can go on a gold guide, and you pump them up.

1:08:20Well, I had to get with the seat gold plated, because I couldn't find it. I found a gold toilet, couldn't find a seat in a lid. And the fucking guy had to, like you know, cheaply gold plated. Well, gold is a weird... You ever see what they can do with gold they can take a little tiny piece of gold and cover this whole table absolutely I guess I get so much shit gold played at 18 carrots 24 carrot gold played it look at that The internet that's on the internet bro look at that. That's amazing a gold urinal Your house is incredible. I described it to everybody. I'm like there's two bedrooms It's It's bigger than the actual White House.

1:09:02I've got two bedrooms. I think your house is bigger than the actual white house I think so. I think yes somebody was telling me that no fucking way that white house is like a hundred thousand square feet Sure. Yeah, I think looks a little I've looked it up isn't it but the White House has more than one house right like there's two There's more than one levels is underground basement main floor then you go up and up to the to the main residents and they have tunnels that go out to you know to the other side to the V. Please place with the vault with the bowling alley isn't shit Bro is that the dumbest idea of all time to tell everybody what your president's gonna be all the time What a fucking dumb idea.

1:09:39Oh, he's in this super visible house. It's just a house. I think they're pretty pretty Slover there how protective can you be if you watch those Instagram Drone space is shut down. Okay, 55 ,000 square feet. All right. I'm wrong. I thought your house is bigger Not mine's 27 or something but what your house is is But it's on 200 acres not 18. Well your house is as exact if an 18 year old kid won the lottery Oh And so you can have any house you want I want a fucking Giant room for Jacuzzi's with like exposed beams like a collapsed mine. I'm like this is amazing I joke with my friends when we're we're touring.

1:10:22I love to get people tours I'm proud of it You know I've done and hard work and shit and I just one of my favorite things to do and and I joke with them all the time It's pretty serious. I'm like if I had this fucking house 15 years ago. Something like I'd be dead Fucking dead There's no question It's an amazing setup dude. You made a party house Perfect beautiful view great place to be I believe if they were advertiser would be a great place to entertain Yeah, an entertainer's dream and entertainer's dream. Yeah, if you were trying to sell that oh boy What is it about 27 ,000 square feet? How big is it?

1:11:00Yeah, but but don't you bet that I put the elevator because I'm gonna die there I was like I'm gonna need to get up and down these floors one day That elevator's amazing too as an elevator funny one to architect, you know, I that's Probably my second favorite thing outside of passion outside of you know be a close second with haunting and the outdoors You know as music is Interior design and an architecture And so I'm designing a house with I'd use an architect obvious for many reasons, but He's like I sure you want to put the elevator right in the foyer of the main entrance He was no most people hide it you know off to the back by a laundry room or something I'm like yeah, I want to run a fucking middle.

1:11:42I want it gold so people walk in like kid rocks got a fucking elevator Yeah, put it right out front This is the house for ballers This is a house of learning doctors and ballers That's an amazing store. That's how I would do it With fun you built something right No, I bought a house I bought a house here, but if I was gonna build a house I'd build a house like that I think I want to even what I want to do is I want to build a podcast ranch I've been thinking a lot about that lately. You can't it. This is good You got a lot of shit here like but you can take all this and like I've already figured out your lighting here For you I was telling the guys on front.

1:12:24Yeah, so there's several spaces here And there's a lot of light switches. I noticed already just from doing a small tour Fuck Lutron fuck Crestron fuck that automated shit. Okay, what you do You can you might be able to do the whole building if not you can do it in sections that make sense Like this whole front thing everything's on dimmers and there's one switch when strategically placed when you walk out of the door and maybe somewhere by our office or something All hooked up to the same breaker click like when I walk into my studio where you bend down there or whatever You know things like 10 ,000 square feet.

1:12:54There's two light switches shut everything off in there three because one in the studio It never breaks works perfectly when you turn it on you're ready to rock if the cleaning people need to do something They can adjust the dimmer up or down and it's the cheapest smartest most efficient fucking thing you can do Good advice from kid Ron. I don't like it. Yeah That's that's good advice. Yeah, this place is a little chaotic But this used to be well, I can't say that I can't talk too much about it what it used to be but we I've been thinking about doing something in a place where we could do a lot of other shit to just putting a fucking plate with a Place of the lake runway You get definitely get somewhere over the runway out here What are you doing so well?

1:13:38You're so successful have get a chopper so you could bring The people like what a cool experience they fly to your ranch because you're gonna you're gonna get more value The farther you go out. Yeah, but I limit my time in those fucking things. Oh, I do too They did rock and roll the choppers don't mix they freak me out a little bit me too. Yeah, they took out Steve Rive on Didn't it Jim Crow is it a plane crash that took out Steve Rive? All the cops are coming out of Alpine Valley up in Wisconsin Jim Crow chose a military scary one to die buddy T Roy from What's called a fuck My gum rejuntry bill burrow has his own helicopter license and he took me I took lessons did you took lessons for a while?

1:14:21I just grand idea when I was younger when I first started getting fucking money and I'm like I'm gonna fucking helicopter many cold 10 ,000 fucking yeah, I would Gold flake It looks like a low rider I Was gonna get like 10 ,000 acres middle of nowhere build my fucking little fucking redneck empire and then So I started taking these lessons in a single engine Robinson and I let my hand off the collective a couple times and like You know the the fucking the teachers like what the fuck did you do that? I'm like you didn't tell me not to fucking do that blah blah blah and then what really was a deal breaker?

1:14:58I'm like I know myself. I'm like we'll be sitting around Getting tuned up and I'll be like you guys want to get the chopper out Go for a spin. Oh my god Trade flying. Oh, yeah, I was like could you imagine? No, let's let's make enough money to ride in the back Yeah, the only times that I've been in one I'm like keep it together keep it together It feels like you're trying to stay out in a flying football helmet It seems so fragile They seem so fragile when you're in them they're like ooh, I'll never get in a single engine and anything again that flies never Everything's everything it flies is based on a system of two two fuel pumps two engines to everything You can go with without one of them So your odds are pretty good when those things fuck up mainly speaking about planes It's it's pilot error probably 90 some percent of time.

1:15:53There was a recent private jet that crashed On the LA. Yeah, what was a challenger? Yeah, challenges three people got out of the back and the pilots died. Yeah Yeah, the people survived which is crazy if you look at the passengers Oh Jesus Christ dude, that's insane. I thought that was oh my god It isn't Florida, right Dude, that is so wild to see watch this land watch this happen again Yeah, do it from the beginning because the beginning watch this watch this land. This is so crazy That's what kind of look at this. That's a kind of plane. I got look at that, bro. I mean how insane is that and I think it was three people came out of the back amazing Amazing Damn they just had to just landed on the fucking highway Holy shit man, imagine trying to land a plane and knowing you're gonna take out those cars and you're probably not gonna land anyway You're probably not gonna be able to pull it off anyway.

1:16:55You don't have any engines anymore. I'm scary. Oh my god It's scary just not being in control of anything. Yeah, at least for me I'm a bit of a control freak like just not being in control of any situation, especially when it's something like that that always Yeah, that's makes you think a little bit more That's why when when things aren't Amaritocracy and you're you're hiring because you want things to be inclusive I mean, I'm getting the best people working on your fucking airplanes and Flying your airplanes. You're not getting the best people. What are you doing? Like that is one of the scary but first especially like airlines That is one of the scariest fucking methods of transportation whether it's the safest that's arguable It is very safe relatively, but it's one of the scariest for people because in the most anxiety because you give up all control You're hoping that the pilots can keep it together.

1:17:48You're hoping that the equipment's been tested correctly You're hoping that everybody who like tightens every bolt and checks every fucking well They you're hoping they do a really good job like they're really good at it. They do do a pretty good job overall Like and I'll even say you know like you know just Lot like this is a place that makes sense for regulations. Yeah, you know, and I mean that as somebody is very you know Very right of center. You know, you know less regulations on most things That's something to make sense and they have a lot of good ones in place, you know, it's they You just can't fucking jump in a plane like when something like that happens.

1:18:27It's something's fucked up Yeah, be interesting to see when they you know do their investigation what happened exactly Yeah, it would be interesting like how does it how do you get a double engine failure? That's something saying Or maybe it's like when Sully, you know landed that in the Hudson River was you know geese or whatever right or something like that. Okay, that's you know You know, I've flown out of many airports where they go out there with shotguns Before just a boom get to with blanks is to get to you know geese out of there And they actually let you hunt them at some of certain times of years like I know a metro airport Detroit There's a congressman that asked they had a special permit to go over there and honomate certain times here and I love the bird hunt Yeah, they try to keep populations down they have snipers they do a lot of different things to keep they try a bunch of different methods to keep ducks and Pagins and shit because how many planes have been taken out by birds Probably quite a few huh?

1:19:16It's becoming more common really You know, you never know if something's more common or as the media just that much more accessible Right everything. I always want to read that like as population grows things make sense that that gets more of whatever Right, but you just don't know in his day and age like is you know when there's fucking how many 24 seven news channels all trying to report and get an exclusive story Mm -hmm. It's like and some of them just straight up gaslighting you oh, yeah gaslighting you on the news If I shit my pants right now Like just legit shit my fucking pants like it would be the biggest story of this week maybe next week It'll be a big one That loser he shit his pants as if it's never happening you Well, it's not like the left -wing meetings reported any good stuff.

1:20:04I do No Well, I'm just in their sights. I mean we need is a non -wing media That's what we need then there should be value in just the news and that's what doctor Phil wants to do They're supposed to be that's supposed to be the AP Yeah, it's supposed to be but it's not anymore Oh because I think journalist at some point in time The at least corporate journalists a big percentage of them decided that they're working towards a better future They're like their activists you know and I think some of those people are not very charismatic and they're they're people don't like them that much They just happen to be on television.

1:20:43Well, why do many of these people refuse to retire? Because now they have a career. They have that's all they have. It's their identity. Mm -hmm. It's our identity Like the 75 years old plus yeah, we refuse to go away Yeah, they won't go away and they also want to give their opinions all the time a lot of these people want to give their opinions on things Yeah, I want someone who's actually asked if they're in the media who has consequences on their opinions when you fucking 77 You know and you're what's your name for maybe see or whatever like Who's crying at fucking Hillary Clinton's, you know when she lost the election who reports fucking world news.

1:21:16Yeah, you're like She has nothing to fucking lose. That's not a journalist What somebody who's young has a family like you have shit to actually lose if you're gonna sway things This at any other and get called out on it if you're in the media if you want to talk shit join a band I just feel like we need objective news with no spin at all absolutely and not coming out of a place where you don't want to report on a certain thing Because it makes Trump look good not not you know just look at what are what are the facts? What are we dealing with like what are we dealing with in terms of the economy?

1:21:49What are we dealing with in terms of international conflict? What are the facts? What's actually happening? Don't don't twist it in some weird If they went by a fact or conservative way if they went by facts and things like that There's no one but been better than Trump The shit he got done and if you just look at the numbers in his record forget about all the noise We see that guy was one of the founders of Facebook Who talked about it and he said it was the right message, but the wrong messenger He talked about all the different things that Trump did that it turns out it worked, but I but I It even though we're friends.

1:22:24I even before we came good friends like I understood Is I think a lot of people did not not a ton a good amount of people understood that there's a method to that What people call madness when he says you know like fucking Russia go after fucking Poland if you don't want to pay your fair share or NATO My son's tells me no he's never gonna let that happen But he's gonna fucking go in there and fucking let them know you're gonna pay your fucking money He's not gonna let that happen. I I would say in my heart and the way I feel there's no fucking way to let that happen It's like when he's telling certain countries, you know like if you're gonna go into Ukraine.

1:23:03I'll fucking blow up Moscow Even if they only believe in 5 % fucking keeps him out You know what I mean? The guy knows how to fucking go in and get shit done and talk business wise and make these statements And this then and they don't know what the fuck he's gonna do But I have to say when he was in office by me. He did the right thing pretty much every fucking time Everything he did for this country whether it was keeping the border and check fucking everybody working include minorities energy fucking Independence build the fucking military up keep us out of fucking wars. I mean a list goes on and on I think if people could look at it without his personality attached to it they'd be able to see that But that's one of the most amazing things the media's done is they've turned a guy who is a celebrity who was Beloved he was the host of the celebrity apprentice on NBC.

1:23:53So Linsky was a celebrity Everyone puts him on the highest fucking pedestal. I'm like, oh, he's the greatest fucking. It's like yeah Well, that's confusing too, right? Super confusing that that whole thing when the left is calling for war And the left wants war That's like what has happened to the world trump just said the smartest thing Everything he says to me is fucking great, but smartest things like we should not I've kind of spoke about this with family and friends for the years like why do we keep Getting these wars giving countries this fucking money and we get nothing in return This should be a fucking loan or we should fucking we should take land or natural resources that they can buy back one day With a small interest or something.

1:24:39Why are we just giving fucking money away? Giving our resources. Oh, you know the fucking trillions we spent in Afghanistan and Iraq So what's the answer to that? Why did they do that? I have no fucking idea. I wish I had the answer I'm not smart enough to know that. Yeah There's probably someone who could probably illuminate it for us, but what like does the debt matter? I don't understand how the debt fucking matters. I don't get it National debt. Yeah, everyone's always bitching about the debt where we just fucking keep spending money like no business Survived like that. That's just common sense But they keep doing it.

1:25:12I'm like that must not matter because we have the biggest bomb It's like trying to collect from the biggest bully in school like hey, where's my twenty -hour? He's like oh, beat your ass Like okay, I'll get it next year. Who do we owe all that money to? You know they say China. They say this country that I'm like imagine China just bought America It's like one day. They tried to imagine if they tried to collect Look at all the people US Debt clock dot org. Oh my god. Look at how much money 34 trillion. Yo, look at how crazy this is When you watch this it's so insane. Yeah, they're like hey, we need to send another 60 billion here We need to fucking 100 billion for this the thousands just got quick the thousands go by the thousand other national debt There's another hundred it's insane to watch It's bananas.

1:26:01It's so weird in New York City death per citizen 101 ,960 dollars debt per taxpayer 265 ,178 dollars per taxpayer. I don't understand how that works. That's so insane But I've never heard how is that sustainable? I've never heard explained I've heard politicians bitch about it And we are debt and the set now there. I'm like I don't get it. Why is it keep going up if we can't afford it? My conclusion is we can clearly fucking afford it. We just print some more fucking money or whatever. I don't get it Have you ever heard that explain? No, I never realized it was that bad to watch that clock There's something about knowing the number but seeing the number move in real time That's just terrifying How does it I don't understand this makes sense okay many people believe that much of us national debt is owed to foreign countries like China and Japan But the truth is that most of it is owed to social security and pension funds right here in the US This means that US citizens own most of the national debt.

1:27:10It's a fucking scam It's a giant Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi scheme I just want to rock Yeah, we need that hundred and a thousand dollars Crazy what the fuck we owe it to ourselves Sound like what do we sound like Debbie Downer and negative Nancy over here? Yeah, what do we do? We're punching ourselves Keep going to talk about fun shit. Yeah, well, it's not you know, it's just something that just comes up If you're having a conversation about why the world is crazy and remember pollen a single example It never came up years ago. Do you ever remember that no? I remember if it came up is like who you vote for big not your fucking business Yeah, it's in the 80s and the 90s or who fuck talked about politics Meanwhile, I'm looking in the mirror with a fucking bag I had on a truck like I'm the biggest fucking provocateur in a fender of this Yeah, but you're also a guy who's like fit up You know, you're you're fed up with The there's a narrative that the world got fed Yeah, yeah, I just love my country too much, but it's a stupid narrative You know, it's it's which one Well, the the narrative first of all the narrative that right and left are really that separate from each other Most people care about the same things.

1:28:41Holy all my left wing friends. I got plenty of them look at my fucking band We're talking about DEI Hmm Gay black lesbians fucking Fucking rednecks fucking females fucking men black white fucking That wasn't fucking but done by like oh, we need to mix this up right. It was like we want the best people And not only they that are best for you know, whatever they play or whatever their instrument musical talent is But also people that we knew could get along and could spend time as a family like you know you hear these horror stories about so many bands Hate each other. Yes, that and the other and like we've never had that fucking problem sure We've had disagreements and fuck you and this at the other but Fucking for 25 some years like well, everyone loves each other and gets along and fucking politics all different across the fucking board But I just came to power.

1:29:34I'm like look you got a vote. I don't give a fuck who it's for I say you got a vote or you're out of the fucking band Which is a fucking threat I probably never follow through it, but I'm like just let him know like you just got a fucking vote Well, that's the difference between social media and real life In real life you can be friends with people with all sorts of different opinions because if they're good people you can talk You can talk even if you disagree and you'll find more in common. Yeah You don't have a lot of it's Everybody wants basic things they want friendship love family They want to be successful in whatever they're trying to pursue in life and they want to be safe Everybody wants that those are the primary things we all agree on It's the most important things that all of us want in our life Then the other stuff when it starts getting on the fringes like you know trans women competing is As biolite with biological females like now you're out there in In crazy land and that's getting the majority the attention, but that's not the majority of our fucking problems And the majority of our problems we all kind of agree.

1:30:38Yeah, I'm keeping things safe and we disagree on the paths to get there Yes to those things and that's great. That's what it made it makes America great is thinking differently But instead of thinking so much about the things that we disagree on which I think are insane and how many people have been incited By bullshit stories in the media and it's changed your narrative on on all the people running for president Whether it's gaslighting you about Biden or gaslighting you about Trump They're just bullshiting to get trying to get whatever narrative they want out there And they don't really give a fuck if it's the truth Well, and not only that the truth can be spun so many different ways facts and numbers can be spun so many different ways This episode is brought to you by policy genius.

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1:33:56They just are and so what do they do? Elect an older white man who's the guy you get in the power yeah, this is the most diverse there was the thing that the White House press secretary lady was going on about how diverse the cabinet is show Claud Pierre And one dude gets caught But fucking in one of the Senate rooms. Oh god. Yeah, you see that what the fuck and then there's another person It was like a trans influencer pulled her tits out on the lawn took photos It's out of the White House. And it's almost like we got a compete on the right. It's like hey, hey, we got George Santos That's hilarious fucking weird.

1:34:39That dudes a who fucking Kuku. He's fun to listen to He's fun in those interviews man. He goes off. He's sassy long. He doesn't have access to your finances Yeah, it seems like you might might be an huesd leah hustler I thought that one the other day because I'm always trying to do comparisons to Trump and Biden for people that You know, they know my friendship. I love for Trump's politics everything and um You know, I don't like the way he talks and he speaks and like okay, look you fucking you need an emergency medical procedure You're in Los Angeles and you have to get to Santa Barbara The only people that can drive you there that are available are Trump and Biden fucking pick one Right That's good Yeah, but he shouldn't be driving anywhere There's no way Biden should be driving.

1:35:30That's not fair. He's I'm trouble walking. He can't do anything They don't really want him as president. They just want him to get them in to power again That's what it is. It's people running the show behind the scenes. I mean Korean jumpy air. How do you how do you say her name? She got busted using his account. Korea Korean Abdul Jabbar. Did you see that? What happened? She got busted using his account to tweet I didn't see that she fucked up. I forgot to change accounts So she tweets as the president Like you gotta see this Hi, you know people fuck up make mistakes. I know, but it's just fun to see the wiring under the board It's fun to see how the sausage is made like this isn't this is not really the president The wizard just a small angry guy.

1:36:13It's literally we can at Bernice this should be impersonation Look at this investing in America means investing in all all caps of America when I ran for president I made a promise that I would leave no part of the country behind And she put it out she put it out under her shell Bro when they say things like that and they tweet when presidents like Biden tweet It's like trying to get wisdom from a fortune cookie It's like they're the dumbest little quotes like who's who's who's who've read that and it's like yeah, he did And he's doing a great job. I bet fucking ragged would have been good at it I think most of the people that are supporting Biden online are bots I think there's a lot of people that are genuine Democrats and are supporting Biden don't get me wrong Those bots are wrong some of the some of the nuttiest pro Biden stuff Despite like no matter what happens no matter what kind of gaff he makes where it's so embarrassing and if it was your dad You would want him like get get dad get dad.

1:37:13We got to get him off the stage They'd be like dad can't you can't do this dad dad dad. It's over We got to get you to a home. We got to get you some care. So I heard from a very good source I can't confirm but it was a very good source That one Biden met the Popeys shit his pants Did you hear that one? I hope he did That's amazing. I mean, I don't know hope he did, but if he did It's a funny story. It's a very good source Damn It's not fair. It's not fair to do that to an old guy But it just shows you the mechanism behind the scenes That keeps the country running. It's a bunch of people working for the president and now they're essentially pulling all the strings It's kind of wild And those people definitely don't want to see Trump get into power.

1:37:59What's like then they lose everything What's like the last election this a lot of this stuff seems like it was done semi behind the curtain and now it seemed they've come to a point they're like we don't give a fuck Yeah, we're coming right after this guy Every then we're gonna find a 355 fucking million dollars for where there was no one they got hurt and a fucking yeah There's no victims fucking insanity Yeah, that's what the insane part about that is Elon actually posted about that like where's the money going Where's the money going if there's no victims if he didn't know anybody any money Where's that money going because there's no there's no like one person that's a you know a claimant right I hope he drops it off and fucking pennies right it look I just let Tisha James his front door and that fucking stupid judge I'm just fascinated by watching it all play out because like they're doing it right in front of your face right in front of your face Like a banana republic style prosecuting of your political opponents framing them in the worst way possible Getting judges like we try to figure this out and we tried to be as reasonable as possible Figure out how anybody could ever value Mara logo at 18 million dollars.

1:39:07I believe will you go to Google right now look at blank property And Palm Beach Yes, couple acres will come up for a hundred million dollars on the water He's got property 18 acres on the water and the interco stole just the land alone is insanely insanely valuable And then there's a palace on it To tell me that's only worth 18 million dollars. I'd buy three of those there's vacant land on zillow Oh, I even called be spelled them good like highest the lowest price bro something will come up for a hundred million dollars It's two acres. I'm not even a real estate investor But if I found that for sale for 18 million nuts nass that shit up and turn it right around All right, you're crazy.

1:39:46That's so biased to say that's 18 million dollars no matter what metric you're using I think about it's been pretty much every day every week since this guy came down the escalator and announced he was running for president It's been nonstop and I can confirm that because I I got a bore pretty early before he got the nomination publicly And I've had shit thrown at me in my level. Yeah, just constantly nonstop This guy's took it every fucking day. That's that's why we call him Teflon Don He is in in an odd way the only president that didn't age He called they all rapidly age. I got for that fucker all the time man.

1:40:25It fucking unbelievable I got doesn't miss a fairway. It's a 250 yards right down the freaking middle That's amazing. It's incredible And that's the only part of that exercise too right? It's so smart when he's talking numbers and different things It is memory like everything you're just like man. It's my boggling really he's that smart Really is I got it's unbelievable is there ever been a turn around like that before we're like so many people love the guy For his bombastic personality and then he becomes president and then they all hate him You know when it all started it all started media would have you think that everyone hates him?

1:41:01No, no most people love them the reality is when you go to the UFC I said when you right Tucker Carlson him and Dana white walked in it was like the Republican Avengers Yeah, that's funny. It was the most it was the most insane reaction It was like they have a super team. There's a super how was that one? Well, I've seen you guys walking together multiple New York for sure my ammy Miami was a big one But they were all nuts. Yes, New York was a bananas Boundary city New York City and that is a very diverse crowd the UFC. Oh, yeah, man Oh, yeah, the UFC is the most diverse crowd. They get Tucker smiling The UFC is filled with people from all walks of life.

1:41:41There's a Giant lesbian fan population of the UFC. I got a huge lesbian fight. Do you really? Yeah, is that a couple lesbians in my band? We always joke like back in a day like the early days like I'd be these fucking hot cheeks in the front row show their titties and shit, you know, just cool rocking roll shit And like so I started I started I got a great friend in Atelito Hio Dan McGurk and You know, he's got some some issues and What he called down syndrome or whatever and so he's posted a lot of things publicly You know, I kind of stopped doing make a wish to kind of took him for life You know, he's my friend and I'm gonna be with this kid forever whether we go to a pistons game Or you know, he comes to all the shows anything like that So but as a result of that and then having two lesbians in the band Like me my guitar player couple years ago sitting there jamming on stage and we're like boy, man It's changed and it's like three four kids a down syndrome in the front and like four lesbians like hanging out Like the times they are changing.

1:42:45Yeah They are right you know one of my favorite songs yours that I play in on my green room playlist is run off to LA Oh shit, I love that song deep cut. That's a great song dude. That is a deep cut But that's a great song. We're those breakup songs. Yeah, but it's it's also like There's so many guys you get Get got you know to have a get the fuck out of here song You know, we'll be fucking with him Hollywood host. Yeah Bro, there's some predators. Oh man. Learn my lesson. I used to watch them moving on dudes at the Sky bar Remember the sky bar. Yeah, yeah, I would call them the coyotes because you can see these like really aggressive Hot Hollywood crazy ladies who would move in on these rich guys and remember I was watching this this Ball chubby guy getting seduced by this girl and then and then she goes Do you like coke?

1:43:46And he's like Yeah, I like coke. Yeah, okay, and then I'm like oh she's got you She's got your buddy. Climb and sinker. And she's gonna be moving in soon I mean moving out your shit. She's gonna move in soon. You're gonna marry her That she got yeah done. Yeah, it's like a re like gold digging is a real business model Just like those Nigerian princes gold digging is an interpersonal way of We're crazy people can latch on to people's lives. It's fascinating to watch no better place to do it than Hollywood California It's crazy because so many of these guys are like executives and back in the day at least and they were killing it back that TV executives They're out partying at the Mondraum And the coyotes just move in I knew a bunch of dudes who lost a bunch of what my theory on Los Angeles kelp or Hollywood is You get all these beautiful girls the migrate there.

1:44:46They want to make it at some level want to do something So wherever it doesn't matter where it is on earth doesn't have to be Hollywood wherever there's a bunch of hot chicks Whether it's the local disco club in your town wherever There's a bunch of fucking grease balls bunch of fucking cooks If there's a conglomerate of hot chicks hanging out in a concentrated area It's a bunch of fucking weirdo dudes just a bunch of fucking creeps That's five fucking like dive bars. Yeah So it's just being an proximity to hot chicks. Yeah, it attracts every debaig on earth. Mm That's probably true. Yeah, if they know the hot chicks definitely be there popular clubs different places and just you know Wow, it's ton of hot chicks man.

1:45:28I look around like wow there's a bunch of devags in here too I remember thinking of going like when I was a kid and I first started going to clubs Like with my friends go to a dance club or whatever just being idiot like wearing cavareachies and looking stupid Just try to use you pants And all I could think of is like this is like the least productive way ever to meet somebody like I've never met anybody in one of these places It's always just me and my friends standing around looking stupid Trying to figure out how to meet girls. I didn't either until a fucking hit record. Yeah, but I fuck I look like the same dirt ball.

1:46:05I look like now my whole life and like fucking couple hit records. Wow, it's fucking Brad pit Fuckin god, that's sexy motherfucker talent is the great equalizer. Mm -hmm. It really is Talent is the great equalizer. If you have talent you could bat way above your head Confirmed It's everywhere. You see it all throughout Hollywood. It's interesting It's interesting. It's interesting how that stuff works It's never gonna change now. It's never gonna change. It's just You're always gonna have the whole thing about Hollywood too is that you have to be chosen like most of the people that are out there Or out there to be chosen for something There out to be chosen to get a record deal or chosen to be on a sitcom or chosen to be in a movie or chosen to be on a show It's you have to be picked so you're always trying to figure out how to be more To fit in more, but the more true talent like raw dog talent you have or whatever it is like it starts to negate some of that stuff You still have to kiss the ring a little bit like I always called it I always said you know when it came to radio is whole fucking game to play that shit.

1:47:12I don't have a couple radio hits I was I always say I was willing to tickle some balls, but I would not insert penis in mouth That's kind of my do you think that's why because you had so many hit songs But they weren't necessarily radio hits is that what you're saying? Yeah, well MTV was huge for me So that was that was even a better outlet than radio, but I've never had number one song in America. I was never willing to do them Fucking shit to get it there all over the world. Where did I ever do anything? Yeah When number one seven countries or something, but yeah, I was just I My feeling was always like okay, we have to at some level when we're when we're getting this big chance You know after I'd been knocked down this that and the other and finally got my big record deal And like 1997 I was like okay, this is a do or die have to play a little bit of this game It was one of the best my most successful record because that's kind of what I did And it worked and then after that my philosophy was like you know I came out with picture and they're like this is gonna kill your career Fucking country song.

1:48:12I love that's also my spot. They literally told me it's gonna kill my Fucking career. Oh, and I was like crazy My mind song. Yeah, thank you. My mind set at that point was I want to try to make classic records Not hits, you know something they'll stick around and it's hard to nail it You know I probably made a thousand songs and there's Arguably, you know, handful of fucking great ones in there You know, it's like being a photographer. Take a thousand pictures. You'll be get five good ones Did you got a lot of bangers that I love picture? Cheryl Crow That voice She can sing god damn she can say Motion in that voice very talented our politics don't line up so well these days.

1:48:53I would imagine not these two friends We're still friendly. We don't talk as much. You know, that's suck. Well Yeah, we So we said down reason we're talking about gun control I don't know Yeah, and I'm like sure. I hear she's like no one in this town. Well, you know Country artists will talk to me about it this and I'm like yeah If you want gun control you should move back to LA or New York City. It's very prevalent there It's just not kind of Tennessee way of life. I was like and the scary thing about it is like I could say like okay common sense gun law if we actually had one to keep guns out of mentally disturbed people I could take a serious look at that And I know the NRA is gonna be all over for that.

1:49:35I don't fucking care I can honestly take a serious look at that But the problem that I see in it is as soon as this common sense gun laws pass written up by attorneys and people and you know Politics that none of us can really understand they throw in some mumbo jumbo first thing's gonna happen is See that crazy shit kid rock was saying and blackout drunk in his hockey talk He's not mentally stable when he'd take his guns away You know what I mean? It's like where does that line get get crossed and back and forth one or the other That's the problem with the common sense law. It's like there's not everybody doesn't have fucking common sense That's a very good point.

1:50:13It's also a very good point that you can get experts to lie We saw that during COVID. Yep, you can get experts to lie and if you have mental health or you could get a con guy that you're unstable For a political reason for any reason I could I could go out and find you know 10 people a conglomerate of 10 people that hate Joe Rogan Yeah, you can get him to all you can say mentally unstable for sure get the same shit you know Admitted to being mentally unstable right in some way But it's not you can't let people define that because You you're gonna get people that are just using it to take away your rights And then they're gonna once they have that now they've pushed past a certain line They're gonna push even further it might get to a point where you're not allowed to have knives anymore It might get to a point where you can't have a sword in your house.

1:50:58What was their argument for years? Why would you need an air 15 with a 30 round clip right yeah? One one more 30 people breaking into your house one word answer Israel right. It's a great great answer You know that was one of the craziest things I saw somebody tweet about Ukraine all you people with AR 15s You should be donating them donating to them to Ukraine like do you not see what the fuck you're saying This we know that that's this is a real possibility with human beings that they can invade places and shoot people up That's a real thing. How do you want us to be unprepared? How do we protect our politicians so well in our court house exactly and everything else we can't do this for our schools These anti -gun politicians are being protected by people with guns Brave people with guns and they live behind gates and walls exactly They're protected and they're they're getting away with pushing this nutty agenda and The what you need is better law enforcement better trained more law enforcement, but the problem is who wants to be a fucking cop these days Yeah, they've made that a popular sport.

1:52:03Yeah, they fucked that up hard It'll be a long time for that recovery. I've seen every cops good There's good and bad and everything as we all know that have a smidge of common sense I'm gonna get bad actors and anything anything anything anything in life But overall when your kid can't breathe and you call 911 that cop shows up. Yes You know or someone's holding someone hostage Or you need someone rescued or there's a real problem someone's shooting up a store or you know this school and you see these cops national go running in there that we're trained in the military exactly Not knowing what they're gonna face God bless exactly and that's the those are the kind of people that you should fucking praise That's most cops and it's not it's not the private schools might grand out of goes to private school They have security there taking precautions says what about the people that can't afford private school Which is the majority of this country?

1:52:54Yeah, you know, what are we doing for them politicians? I'll talk about it like Well, it's also certain ideological aspects of shooters that they don't talk about like they didn't want to release that trans shooters manifesto Because it's like this really crazy anti -white anti like Yeah, there's a it was a weird manifesto the same way just in Kansas City They didn't want to say who the shooters were right what's her name was on Bill Marley other night and can culture She's like I can guarantee it wasn't too white guys because they were known they would have had them all over the news And unfortunately that's fucking true.

1:53:28It's a hundred percent true and anybody who denies it It doesn't matter if you're right or left you know that's a fact. This is not it's fucked up. We need to catch these shooters Yeah, we need to catch these bad actors. You need to give me the ultimate description of them. Yeah, you know Yeah, she had head, you know, oh, that's a 40s to 50s wearing a gray sweatshirt. Yeah, you know what I mean? Looked like he was high. Yeah, yeah, you can't just say two men No, yeah, trying to keep a PC politically show the fucking pictures. How quickly did they have the pictures? How quickly did they know Probably within an hour.

1:54:03Yeah Yeah, it's a weird time man It's like people are scared of reporting the truth because they're gonna be called racist It's so strange and it's your transphobic if you're talking about the fact that these shooters are trans like how many of them in a row How many of them are oh, I'm checking all the boxes for the for the left here they extreme left wing Right it's nuts. I'm a racist fucking Nazi Just fucking laugh when you have this shit. I know it's not, man Anybody that deposes them in any way shape or form is far right But may think about it. It's actually is Nazi shit. What does the gerbos or gobos whenever you don't tell a lie a thousand times It becomes a truth It's also you should be vehemently opposed to this no matter what your political ideology is you should be vehement vehemently opposed to gaslighting from anybody The your side should win because they have the best argument.

1:54:54They shouldn't win because they're full of shit That's dangerous. It's dangerous to everybody and the fact that we're all just trying to sort this out in real time As a country and so many people are skeptical the news now So you don't know where the fuck to turn for the truth Well, they're skeptical of the news a lot of people skeptical of you know the CIA and FBI Like institutions that have been there to protect us and serve us for years and our judges and prosecutors We're like Everyone's being exposed at least say what you are You know, that's why you know, I I don't I don't care you know the people know who I am and where I stand because I know Where other people stand around me and it's the oldest cliche you know who your friends are Yeah, I know who my friends and my family are in the world that I have I'm so blessed to have And I don't need to try to play both sides of the fence to you know being Hollywood's good graces Yeah, this is David's face is like dude, you're like Hollywood's fucking kryptonite But good for you man good good for you for being yourself The world needs more people just being themselves You're good dude man.

1:56:00I don't nail it every time I've said things odd aligned that in a different day and age I would probably have apologized for but in this day and age no fucking way You're good dude man. You really are you really are you've always been a good dude Cool to be around and you're you're cool to everybody you always friendly to everybody Like when I went to your house. I brought some friends. You're just cool to everybody man And it's like that's what really matters in life It doesn't you know This idea that you're supposed to be hated because you have a different political opinion than someone else It's so dumb.

1:56:33It's so dumb. Can we just look at who the people are? Can we look at who the people are and let's debate Which which is the right idea in terms of like what to do with the economy or what to do with The environment or what to do with all these things that should be what we're all concerned about Absolutely everything be so fucking these people are evil and these people are the future And this is the death of democracy if you go that way and it's a Shut the fuck up you people are freaking everybody out Exactly people are freaking everybody out and I don't think you're right And you weren't right when he was in office Where did it what happened?

1:57:06Where was the end of the world the guy was in office for four years Where was the wars? Oh, we didn't start any new wars You know exactly the whole thing is nuts man And during the Biden administration the disastrous pull out of Afghanistan He realized it all should that he wouldn't have done He wouldn't have done it that way he would have done he would have asked those guys who'd ask the generals like how to do this Absolutely and do it the right way Absolutely you should get out yeah, they should get out of there But they're probably gonna have to maintain some force there otherwise the Taliban is gonna take over like they did Like fucking my month fucking duh and then you left all the tanks because it's too expensive to get them out of there He was I saw Trump don't talking about that like how insane that was right The left behind all the military equipment It's billions of dollars.

1:57:51What why are we sending money? Countries that hate us. How could you ever imagine a scenario where it makes sense to leave a hostile military group like the Taliban tanks What You and it's also it's almost like you know we're gonna have to go back And you'd like them to be a little bit war well armed this time So then we could have a real war war like a bigger war war like a war war with two armies So then with the war if we lose some people then you can really justify Spending much more money to buy like better shit to fuck those people up with their old shit our old shit Unfortunately some of that might come back to haunt us here and I hate to put that out in the universe But it's you know with this border being open.

1:58:37We know there's bad actors here. We know it's not if they would have you would have to do that if you could if you I mean if if ISIS is real we know it is what what if they're doing their job they would sneak in they already have what why wouldn't you sneak in? They're already here They're already here okay, unfortunately. Let's put on the tinfoil hats. Why why are they allowing the border to be open like this? It's insanity. I don't know to get votes for the Democratic party I have no idea. I can't answer that question. It seems insane to me. We want great migrants to come here Yes, it's the foundation of our country.

1:59:12I know so many good ones that fucking work hard that we're working on my house to build it to do different things here and there Sure You know what I mean? We we need workers like this. We just wanted to come through legally I know I sound like a broken record. It should be a better vending process that allows people to come in legally But also you have to vet people you can't just let tears through if you really care about security So this is my question and this is where I get when I when I get really conspiratorial when the weed kicks in when you get real conspiratorial I start thinking about all these things that are happening the decline of California the fucking tents in the street the fact that they know they can clean it up But they choose not to they cleaned it up when GG and pain came to San Francisco.

1:59:52You saw that right? So if you who would be Why would anybody want it to continue in the same direction that's continuing because it seems to be deteriorating It doesn't seem to be improving Who other than someone who would want America to fail? Well the other question is like okay, Trump handled it To the best of his ability with the tools he had in his toolbox Biden now has that same toolbox and he keeps saying well congress won't give me the money They won't pass and why the fuck is that going on too? But then they put three things in one bill they put you you know You create border wall border wall and Israel aid to Israel they put those three the why the fuck are these not separate bills to vote on You know because I'll try to throw their fucking bullshit in there It's that is and that's both sides do that.

2:00:43Yeah, they both do they both should cut that crap out It's like we're gonna vote on the fucking border wall have it be the fucking border wall and that's it Yeah, don't fucking try to piggyback you crane and Israel into there. Those should be separate bills on their own Well, not only that How much are they required to know about the bills they're signing because some of those bills are enormous Attorneys that fuck this country up beyond belief some of those bills how in less you Spent a long time going through them and if you're even educated enough right to die site for the lingo The wording the definitions.

2:01:20Yeah, you don't think a lawyer can spend something around 100 percent That's why I was saying like I was gonna say in consult with people that are experts and whatever the fuck they're talking about They should be written two page bills two to five to ten page bills and layman's terms that anybody with a high school degree can Fucking decipher period. Why don't they make that a law so we can all read them and understand them the fact that they Sandwich all kinds of shit inside bills is just nuts. That should be illegal Completely, you're sneaking stuff in there that allows for master's valence and Trump pulled their pants down on that Yeah, Trump did that and make no mistake.

2:01:57There's plenty of fucking the Republican establishment to hate him too He's fighting them as well because he's like you guys are full of shit over here too He's telling so many people up there and DC you're full of fucking shit He goes I'm gonna run this like a fucking business and I'm gonna win. He likes to win He loves to win so much That he fucking that I want him fighting for this country because he wants to fucking win. I want him on my team period I like it. I like your passion for this kid rock This Mitch McConnell guy is the most amazing one once again. He keeps freezing up. He froze up again This guy's locked up like three times.

2:02:38I don't get it. Well, he just locks up like if he was doing any other job They would stop they would stop them. They say you're gonna have to retire You can't you just lock up if I lost my voice or some ability to do it. He just locked up. We couldn't talk to you Forget about loosing what what have you did would you say yeah? I just Like no, you'd be like you know what I had a good run. Yeah, you'd have to stop Stop doing that whenever they get him in front of the podium to do just locks up I just feel like sometimes we're having like the dumbest conversation because it's like we're repeating a lot of things And it's all to me boils down to common sense You know what I wonder about Mitch McConnell to though.

2:03:20He's probably guilty of some serious shit I wonder if like he's doing the Vincent the Chen gigante thing. What's that? Vincent the chin was this mob leader that pretending he was crazy So you walk around with like a bathrobe and slippers and you shuffle around the street like a crazy person and His don's would meet him or his they'll rope a dope exactly So all of his bosses would you know the all the guys under him would meet him and they would go walking And so the what the FBI did was they put these recording devices and all the hubcaps of all the cars on the street They parked their own cars there and so they recorded them as he was walking and then then they knew he wasn't actually crazy Because he's really running the mob They did it by pretending so master of deceit if they're coming after Vince or what's his name What the fuck is Dan the McConnell, yeah McConnell if he's Pretending to be locking up that'd be a good move like if you think the shit's coming down you think he's that good of an actor Oh, I have to do this I could do that I could fake lock up you could do it straight face.

2:04:24Oh good from much a camera stand on lock up If I knew I was gonna go to jail it was if I locked up like that and sat there like that for a minute I would make sure I had like a huge fart on deck right Just stand there like everyone's like oh no oh no you're like And then go woo you're never beating fart jokes No imagine someone doing that as president hold up like Joey Diaz style grab in the mic Putting in this joy Diaz is done that on stage We grabs a mic and puts it in his ass and fart You cramped up. Oh no On your leg much water if I drag yeah, do you take electrolytes? I do it drink the fucking hydrogen water really You know what I do all it shit somebody told me what lights on his cold tubs fucking Intermittent fast fucking cardio fucking Kaiser gym equipment Train let's go Somebody told me once that if you get a cramp in your leg you should actually pinch down on your tongue And then it's a pressure point.

2:05:21Oh shit. It comes back. Oh, yeah, I've tried it. I think it might work I'm not sure though. It might just be in my head You know the worst is foot cramps When your foot locks they say to eat potassium to Eat it. They say potassium I grab banana or something like that. I very rarely get cramps because I drink a lot of electrolytes I do too. I'm having a drink four or five cups of water I can use to do it at all. I never drank them for years and years here I just worked out and drank water and then when I started drinking electrolytes. I was like oh my god It's such a game chain. I miss you a health question.

2:05:56How do you get? Have a meeting to hit day and on this how do you get Protein the best protein without the calories Why scared calories? Just because I don't want to bulk up. I just want to stay thin and well I'm a course head is probably one of the best ways to stay thin because I don't protein I just don't eat it after I work out right away. I haven't been We don't have to I don't need to one then I stop at six or seven o 'clock Yeah, I do the I mean you're not a fucking professional athlete. You don't have to eat right after you work out It's the best way to get optimal performance is to you know get some glucose into your muscles Most people think carbohydrates have to work out so really good But if you're on a like a high protein diet One of the things that happens like if you're on a like a carnivore diet specifically You don't crave as much food.

2:06:46You don't eat as much. I don't eat as much just from doing the intermittent fasting I kind of do it. I want the weekends or when I go out to dinner periodically I do it so I can do that. I ate a lot of raw vegetables the right fruit and then Last salmon chicken should be careful with some raw vegetables Because yeah, you get a ton of raw vegetables you get oxalates That the thing about raw vegetable special especially when you blend them up and like smoothies and shit No, no item raw Like a little sticky little to z key if it wants to flavor I mean you're probably not eating enough that it's gonna be a real problem But for people that get like blended smoothies of raw vegetables Especially like raw leafy greens They say that like when you cook them it actually is more bioavailable and it gets rid of the oxalates You could you could get it out of the um out of the vegetable But I know people that have drank a lot of smoothies like green smoothies and developed like kidney stones and shit It becomes a bit of an issue for some folks.

2:07:42I don't know why it might be a genetic thing. I do smoothies. It's protein Oh really? Yeah, yeah, you know as it's protein I'm addicted to jacos proteins Jacos got this stuff called mok It's fucking delicious. It's so good. I'm addicted to it. I just keep drinking them Even then when I don't need it I drink it, but you don't need to uh worry about Like what's high calories? Well, I like to high calorie things are the things you shouldn't be anyway for trying to lose weight like pizza We got a factor in how I like to drink my beer. Oh, that's a lot of calories But that's usually only one or two nights a week like depending if I'm working or not but like weekends That's usually one good night, but I can drink some fucking beer.

2:08:24I bet you can drink some fucking beer And I enjoy that and I'm not fucking stopping Well then maintain I do so I'm maintaining good. Yeah, but don't worry about calories for food The food calories you need you gotta just talking about after working out of 30s supposed to have protein pretty quick You should have carbohydrates and protein after workout I'll eat some fruit after I workout. I'll eat fruit before I workout too. That's like talking to the only time I ever eat fruit I've been trying to eat the right fruit blueberries melons. Blueberries are great. I watch them though. Yeah, watch the shit out That's the thing you gotta worry about foods like what the fuck is being sprayed on your food How how good of a job they do a cleaning it up before it got the groceries?

2:09:05We got to cheerleaders. We got two freezers full of fucking elk and Invenison we get chickens for fresh eggs Yeah, we're pretty good about that stuff and and very fortunate to able to afford it Yes, because we joke even if you know we shop at Whole Foods like we we nicknamed it whole paycheck Yeah, it's brutal and it's also like I've had people on like the guy from um white oak's pastors who explained that whole Grass fed thing and then also that it's a US product even if the cows are grown in another country Did you know that no they ship? They can They can grow cattle in another country Kill it in another country ship it to America and then if they cut it up and put it on the shelf then it's a product of the USA Makes no sense, but it's wild so they're labeling it like a product of the USA when it's a USA brother when it's a Cow from another country.

2:10:01Let's all know the conundrum of trying To just fucking see through the bullshit on food labels Yeah, you know how much research you have to do and then you fucking start googling this shit You don't know what the fuck to believe there. Hey the worst thing you do is like, you know, I have a headache You start googling like web md headache and it's like you're dying Fuck you know it freaks y 'all out. Yeah Fuck Let me tell you about these fucking shows we're doing tell me about these shows kid rock So fucking next excited about this shit doing hug huge schedule this year nine shows Which is kind of like my number like do nine or ten But this year the the big one is called rock the country And it's a two -day festival with me one night Jason Aldean one night And cast a character from Miranda Lambert to Hank Jr.

2:10:53Skinner Bradley Gilbert Travis Trett on down And so we're doing these very small towns like uh, O 'Cala, Florida and mobile Alabama and God's Alice, Louisiana Just in these fucking fields and this is like So I own part of this festival Um, and it's this place for fucking people love music Love freedom and love fucking America, which I'm not sure that they have one of these anywhere It's like a two -day festival for the people rock the country It's like everyone's welcome, but you're probably not gonna see a whole lot of blue hair nose rings there Right So I'm super excited about that You're essentially doing like What do you do to O 'Cala, Florida?

2:11:38There's 26 ,000 tickets sold already O 'Cala fucking Florida, that's incredible. And we're going to these towns, you know, there's And like we got our v stuff and you know you can camp out of your car and stuff like that and VIP experiences and all that shit, but It really you know when they approach me about this and you know having a piece of it and perpetuity You know, it's made me do shit like this go out and like it excites me to go out and do things now Rather than just go tour make money, okay? I've been blessed to be able to do that. That doesn't excite me You know, it always excites me to play but to do something like this a little outside of the box and create this space because make no mistake all the shenanigans and experiences we're gonna have here The people are gonna fucking make it the people because they're you know, they're coming red white and blue They're coming with their bag of shit.

2:12:23Is that any other like it's gonna be a fucking shit show the greatest shit show on earth So I'm looking forward to that and then we're doing uh, this is we're doing kid rocks rock and rodeo at AT &T stadium in Dallas Yeah The night before out the PBR World Finals bull riding I've really in the last several years gotten into Started with rodeos and bull riding we played a lot of those through the years Calgary stampede and shy in front here days And you know, of course the Houston rodeo and I wanted to take rodeo to the next level So we've created six teams so it's team competition rodeo So like you know the ropers are gonna be going head to head rather than just timing them And then I'm gonna open the show rather than have you know Usually it's the rodeo and then you play music right now the way I'm trying to format it is I open with a big number Like kind of an award show type thing.

2:13:13I'm really gonna put some fucking time and effort into it And then you know, we'll do the rodeo of some music for entertainment in between I've been I've been gunning for this one and I think we found it We wanted you some entertainment between the you know trick riders, you know six shooters and stuff like that But I think I we found two midgets that are gonna ride mini bulls Fucking mic drop You can still do that today Fucking mic drop And of course we're doing Kid Rock's comedy jam I think it's third year third or fourth year who's on that I don't know yet Uh Brian from zanies, you know, you know, he's like I put by no Chris Porter Be there my old friend You know events we've gillisted it you know the first year Donnell Rollins we've had some great people um Eleanor care again You know, I'm a I'm a fucking comedy groupie if I didn't have shit to do to my hide I'd be Up at your show hanging out in the green room.

2:14:09We give a comedian's hand jobs like fucking I pretty much live at zanies in Nashville, you know, that's awesome. So we do that for charity. It's everything's 100 % for charity. Is that where you met Theo? No, I met Theo a little bit before that but he popped up the first year and he like he came as the big star and did did 15 20 minutes Yeah, Theo he we have a little musical guest play. I did it one year and you know other people and uh It's something really fun just cuz I fucking love comedy's called the American badass comedy jam It's during comedy we can Nashville how many of those have you done?

2:14:40I think this is the third or fourth nice We've been able to raise some real money for people. I got buddies of you know throwing 10 grand here Just because they got it and shit like that. So we've you know raised He's not average just at the rhyme of the year old a few thousand people. So we've raised 80 to 100 grand every year Nice last year we donated the money to the victims of the covenant school shooting in Nashville and then the The guys that lost their lives on those choppers and went down outside of Fort uh for Campbell So we try to pick a couple specific things each year and help people out.

2:15:08That's awesome. Fucking great That's beautiful man. That's a really cool thing to do at your time. I'm glad that you like you know like that excites you now Yeah doing something interesting. Yeah Something we got a stake in the game. Yeah, you know where where you're really You go out and you fucking work and you promote it and you tell people what it's about and you're excited about it You know like these rock the countries and it's a fucking gamble man when you're fucking with mother nature You're doing an outdoor fucking festival especially in Florida in the middle of fucking nowhere And you know we're trying to One of the smart things I've pat myself on the bag one of the things came up with was before we announced these and did them We got we invited everyone from these small towns or states Whether it was their mayors Had a city council sheriff state senators and we have we had some of each show up from each state and had them all up to my house in Nashville And we know we broke bread and we just talked about how can we put our heads together and make this a great experience for fans Because you know That's the biggest thing when you're doing these festivals is you have to make sure of we have enough bathrooms enough water Enough things for people to do like you know create photo ops to set the other right music is gonna be what it is You know we're gonna give our all there like we always do but you know to be involved in that level You know to be able to throw my creative ideas in and this that and the other one year we tried to do the generally hood slide Where's fucking idea I've read fucking John should this one we used to do this thing called the fish fry John Schneider got him to host it.

2:16:31I got a new You know I have a very nice generally with 440 that I got a new hood for it like an old hood that we painted Because I know the hood's gonna get fucked up right so I've got this all planned out because I'm so fucking smart Well the first fucking lady goes to fucking it was like some money and you know judges The first fucking lady she's got a big old girl. She got beer in her hand. She goes she fucking trips Head her right in the front quarter panel. Oh my god. They fucked that car up I think I had four grand worth of damage to it. Oh my god. How's that lady? She okay? She fucking bounced off.

2:17:05She's still had her beer in her hand. Oh my god But but but that's fun trying different shit like that You know great fun shit like so I get to have my input on these on these festivals and really give my two cents and I try to do cool shit and and things you know just just up at make it this fucking patriotic fucking freedom love and music festival which I just saw need for it. Well, there's a lot of people that didn't feel like anybody was talking to them Half the country. Yeah, why do you think yellowstone so big duck dynasty exactly all that shit? Yeah There's a lot of people that just don't feel like they're being represented in the media because they're not or this It's like fucking deep experiences.

2:17:44I'm like I get into a fucking program a series on something I like I said I'm gonna fuck of your gay speak gay If you're Jewish, speak Jewish hey everybody speak fucking black We don't got to like clap louder for you. All right. Just fucking, but it's like become this fucking Hollywood bullshit Where I'm into some fucking program second episode Here comes two guys kissing or the trans person that's just for no fucking reason not for the narrative not if it fits the story I fucking get it They just got a factor it in I'm like fuck go fuck off I like fuck off like fucking it's just Do you notice this on Saturday night live?

2:18:22This is a perfect example and I I teabot every week and you know Just love Saturday night, but I'm like all right fucking how it's become unfunny There's bands and they're never fucking heard of it suck and it's gotten it's has its moments where it's great And this that any other and you probably know the ones I'm talking about, but nonetheless. I watch it and I've noticed this It's like so when they're doing the opening monologue You know one of the cast members will be in the crowd or whatever never one will give them some applause Watch this every fucking time when the Asian gay dude comes on people like I'm like what the fuck is that Why Like why why are we screaming louder?

2:19:01He's not the best person on the show Clearly, you know Mikey days fucking great, you know, there's other people on there that are fucking equally great I'm like why why are people doing this like you know just clapping louder That's like we're all just fucking humans man be who you want they want to show their inclusive It's kind that's what I mean. It's it just shows me this fucking millennial generation that like a good chunk of them are just complete fucking pussies It's very performative You know virtue signaling it's like something that everybody does now It's like it's something that you feel obliged to do.

2:19:35It's like you're so brave. Yeah You're so brave Bless you soldier Skylake's dick it's not that big of a deal. It's not that big. It shouldn't be that big. No no one cares No Should clap on who's the funniest and the best one on the show. Yeah I went to for now. You got me going to rant. I haven't even had a drink. I like a good rant. You want to drink? No, okay Oh, I'll take a beer let's get some beers in here get some bud lights in here Speaking of that Shane's hosting I said no this weekend. Yeah, I know I had that confused I thought it was not not the last weekend the weekend before and I'm like nothing T -vo and I want to see Shane Are they showing him workshopping his it's a promo they put out for just a bit ago.

2:20:21Yeah, I don't know Maybe gonna watch it but okay, I'd like to take a look at his wardrobe case man Sweep pants lots of sweatpants. I fucking love shade man. He's the best He's funnier shit people out there haven't watched his is that Netflix. Yeah, it's a beautiful dogs Dude, you're best joke. I've got to compliment you on it not not only that but all your success I've known you I don't think people know that we've been in the same circle for 20 years plus easy like yeah when you were hosting the shows that I would perform at and shit like that You know, we've always been friendly just to see you fucking Work your ass off all those years Through all the TV stuff and have this going and make fucking hundreds of millions of dollars fucking God bless you I'd rather appreciate it man, but the best shows when your own shows when you're like can you imagine if all of Our founding fathers came back to earth and like looked around in a present day and you're like and they're like Well, you guys have a written any new shit Ha ha ha ha Fucking great.

2:21:18Thank you They wrote some you new shit some bills right? It's got a body. Yeah, but the the way that our government is structured They were fucking genius, huh to figure out that there's got to be some checks and balances in place to keep tyranny at bay They just didn't know that it was gonna be some vert of the way it's been they could how could they possibly know that we get that part That they because they had to be they were forced to be they knew the nature of man too the nature of man is almost always to here we go We really drink a bud lights Let's go watch how much shit I get for this Why do you have bud lights here by the way chain oh Shane goes he's on the podcast Oh did I tell you these fucking smartasses, you know my buddies now Dan has your bush For my birth cheers brother for my birthday They sent me a fucking hundred cases of Bud light That's beautiful.

2:22:09It's fucking hilarious truck rolled up to the fucking house. I'm like Who the fuck's because my friends have been bringing it over shoving it in my golf bag Since I did the machine gun fucking Makawat machine gun gate They've been fucking with me and everything I go to like someone's fucking Bud like this bud like that If I like came to a point where I'm like, you know, I did my research and like I told you they're like I don't give a fuck like A lot of people work. You know what's the worst part about it was This people are like people losing their jobs. It's like no people's fucking livelihoods I knew people who drove truck for for you know big Bud light trucks Is that any other and their fucking livelihoods were crushed Because now people are fucking with them one of the heads of fucking a ab city went to my bar kid rocks You know big ass honky talking Nashville.

2:22:52He's like, dude. I walked through there with a bud light shirt He's like three people told me to go fuck myself I was like Yeah, I was reading about this one bar owner who had a stop carrying bud light because when people would buy it other people to get aggressive with them Yeah, and that's dumb as fuck it is that's a you dumb as fuck and by the way I'm not into fucking boycotts and cancel culture like sent in someone a message Okay, or when they're Targeting our children shit like that Like it is a fine line there, but else me. I'm not fucking into cancel culture Fucking that shit. I mean I fucking railed against it since day fucking one and I'm like we sound a message Fucking cancel him all right if they go down this path again and they start this like I think they figured out who the if you're in business And you have a clear market you might want to focus on that market Yeah, and don't disparage them openly publicly Like they did.

2:23:51Yeah, I don't think if there is you like What would be like what's a what's a target audience for gay people of product Like you We know it's something like that that's that you know, this is this is for gay people you know primarily Then you probably don't want to advertise in the outdoor channel right Just say it. It's nothing to say it's bad or wrong or fucking right. Right. It's just fucking common sense That's an actually good comparison I'd be like advertising musicals on the outboard like send me a fucking check They they sent you how much beer Two pallets hundred cases how much is that worth?

2:24:35I don't know probably a lot of money. Well, it depends we how much of this broad on Broadway in Nashville including our bar We're guilty of it everyone does it. I'm not a fan of it Beers are fucking like seven to ten dollars Wow nobody bats and I Wow, but I when we went into the the agreement with my partner with the bar is like I don't want shit to do With operations at any level With dealing with bands booking I'll throw in my two cents. I'll keep up on things, but I hang fucking pictures That's what I do I come down and I'll get on stage drunk once my own thing singing number two But fuck a lot of money if you depends where you're selling them So I've been giving them to my friends, but if you want to see fucking confused people We get done playing pick -a -bought or something We can't like hey you guys take a couple cases of Bud Light if you want like and to take them in this room and they're fucking stacked and they're like What the fuck dude And I might get some long fucking story man But if you got to think the retail on those let's just say retail the retail on those 15 bucks okay, and how many 15 grand how many cases was 100 Sometimes 30 30 grand 15 to 20 30 grand depends Yeah, they spend a lot of money Fuck the send you bunch of beer was funny when I met with them and we're talking they were like, you know If you're messaging, you know, we'd like to work out a deal and I'm like what I'm like did guys I'm not here fucking do a deal.

2:26:03I'm like if you're messaging It's kind of like you know they were kind of about you know like I was telling them how I felt about everything right first It's telling me you know like hey, here's how you fucked up and here's how people like minded like me think You know and I kind of gave it to him and I gave it to him but you have see that night and I was just speaking openly I go but now after I've done some research and especially after I talked to them, but not only them You know the heads of this company they got vested interest talking to a lot of people including Dana including Trump Including people that own distributors ships people that drive for them.

2:26:37They're setting the other bars whatnot I was like that's fucking enough. I'm like I go but I don't I go out I'm not here to do a fucking deal. I go no more. It's gonna look fucking terrible If I come out and I'm like oh, I got a bunch of money from Bud Light for she and up cases I'll feel right fucking no, and I'm glad you don't I think and like I said there's no amount of money in the faceless fucking earth Like I threw out a couple ideas and they're fucking terrified I can't wait to tell you one day. I don't want to let them out of the box now. Okay fucking genius Tell me after I will tell you after and fucking uh and I was just like I'm not I've made my friends a bunch of money gillis Dana Peyton Yeah, that's true.

2:27:18I still haven't gotten thank you cards from those fuckers yet Well, we made Shane the Bud Light spokesman on protect our parks We we just kept talking it up the entire time like dude you can bring him back you can bring him back Because he will kneel down 16 of them in a podcast Like you'd never seen anything like it if I didn't have shit to do tomorrow's getting after it would we'd be it we'd be around there now But Shane like he doesn't even slur. It's weird He just absorbs it me too. Yeah, that's why that's why I try to stick to beer. I like a little whiskey But I try not to drink it in public whiskey.

2:27:52He'll take you there quick Beers like a nice you want to sell this fucked up videos of me on stage and fucking the hockey top whiskey. Oh yeah Blackout fucking drunk. I think what happened was probably it sucks that they lost so much money and it sucks that people lost their livelihoods What it did do that's positive those it sent a message like every other company it's a lot of companies Stay the fuck out of that shit because most people don't agree with it and by the way stay on fucking brand if you're a company Exactly for your employees and I would go in that order for your fucking employees first yeah your shareholders And I know you guys at the top got stock options and shit but for your fucking employees You're in fucking business to sell a fucking product.

2:28:38Yeah, you know who your market is Fucking stick to them. You don't gotta be fucking out here like fucking going after everybody I don't know who their board members are, but just people have told me that it looks like there's few woke people out there But I'm like some fucking what? I'm like stick to your fucking market. Yeah stick to your market. Go where you're celebrated is the best thing I've ever heard in life Go where you're celebrated not tolerated. Yeah That's good advice I think it's just one of these things where these people get out of universities and they're indoctrinated into this way of thinking They start working for a corporation.

2:29:11They want to change. I told that to Brendan the CEO I said what did you think was gonna happen when you move Half the corporate offices from St. Louis, Missouri to New York City And then you start hiring these Ivy League Liberals to do your marketing. What do you think's gonna happen? That's like you know lining up a powder keg and lighten a wick and being like I wonder if it explodes exactly Yeah, I still think they should go back to fucking St. Louis too. They probably should They probably should well, they're probably reevaluating everything Obviously, they are reevaluating everything after that.

2:29:44How do you not? So they lost 27 billion dollars They are and that that was one of my things too. I'm like, you know what it it appears to people like me because Although we're friends and I love you guys and we'll see what the future holds. I have no fucking idea But I'm not I'm not looking for a corporate deal on any fucking level because that's how you set yourself up to get canceled And nobody can fucking cancel me at any level And I'm fucking I like that very much, but I was like you need to fucking go back to fucking You look like you're just it's like this you cheat on your girl or vice versa something like that By throwing money at it and buy it or some shit and this and other doesn't sweep it under the rug It don't fucking go away until you go Yeah, I fucked up And and they just refuse to go like and I said you don't have to go out and say I'm fucking sorry.

2:30:32We fucked up I go I'll say it here's some fucking ideas for that. I go there's one idea I was like to the commercial cuts and it's like me out fucking working my ass off I'm just sweating fucking no shirt on this that and the other one and someone's like hey man cool off And they hand me a bud light and people like what the fuck and I drink the bud light and then they pan out And I'm shoveling fucking piles of money It's at the back of my truck like a kid rock sold out That's funny But at least with poke fun of themselves Yeah, we kind of get it and people go like all right That's the way they should go they should go with a poke fun of themselves I had some ideas too.

2:31:11I'll tell you later. I had one that I pitched a shame I think there's a way to do it But it's also it's you know for other companies just realize like A lot of people think all this stuff is nonsense and a lot of people think that a lot of these influencers that you're Latching yourself too because you think they're popular They're popular because a lot of people are they think that they're attention horrors and they're Mentally ill and so they pay attention to them Doesn't mean they respect them as human beings And you want to have them as your spokespeople And you want to disparage all the other people that have been your loyal supporters for supporters forever You're making a decision you make it's a bad tactical decision It doesn't make any sense logically you're not you're not speaking to your giant part portion of your market You're actually in opposition to them.

2:31:57It's fucking dumb Yes, but I want them to give me a reason The dragon again. I wanted to double down on stupid humor. So funny. I want to just like like a specialized can You know what I mean like fucking They made these kick -ass Budweiser cans back at all red white and fucking blue Shit like that just do something fun. That would work You know what they should imagine they turned Budweiser into a red white and blue can kind of want to tell you this one idea So fucking tell me later. Tell me like so fucking funny hang on They shit themselves when I told they literally cracked up laughing. They were on the floor laughing They were and then they were like we didn't sleep for two fucking weeks Because wondering whether they should go for it.

2:32:37Oh, there's no way they're going for it. No, fuck no That's hilarious It's not my favorite things. I've had a lot of great fucking corporate deals Like fucking it's incredible with Chevy and Harley -Davidson and Jim Beam so many other ones but And they've all been pretty good for the most part but You know like dealing with Chevy like the people I dealt with were great But trying to get stuff done in those situations like even when it's talking to them at the design center about the Shape of the suburban and the back. I'm like you get fucking groceries like they slide out. It's just a bad design Or a lot of people use these cars as chauffeur cars.

2:33:15They're an escalator. Why can't the seats move back? So if you don't have any luggage you get more legroom for those being transported around We're in the design center and they're like to change the mirrors on that car. We'll take three years Which is why I fucking love Elon Musk I'm not fucking not only for everything he stands for in the city says and I know he's probably not a Trump fan And I'm fucking love Trump make the I don't in a case. We're not clear here today, Joe I fucking love Trump But I already got that part. Elon's fucking awesome, man. I wonder who Elon is supporting. What is he fucking tweet last week?

2:33:48So oh, he tweeted. Do you see the Disney tweet? No Pull that up. Elon Musk Oh, this is fucking great. He took the Disney logo flipped Mickey Mouse upside down So it looks like two balls in a dick and he wrote these nuts in the Disney lettering No fucking winner Really? That's wild We think it's cyber truck. I love it So I kind of like it to and I'm not electric dude. I was I was gonna tweet this out to Elon like I don't know We have mutual friends I was gonna say like hey, I'll make you a deal send me a fucking cyber truck I'll fucking drive it for a few weeks and I'll give my honest fucking opinion on it Like no fucking money.

2:34:29No nothing if I like it you just let me buy it. I don't even want it for fucking free I go but you're gonna take the chance. It's a fifty -fifty. You're that fucking confident in it like people know me that I don't fucking bullshit Right, and I don't need a free fucking truck. Right. It's probably give it to me if I do that But I don't fucking need it. So I'm happy. We're like he sent me a fucking truck So I basically jumped the line right you know that that's it. Yeah, you'll do a review. I drive the fucking rock review fuck Yeah, I like it you love it. If I get you call in the car. We're calling them out now right?

2:34:58Yeah, we are Have you driven these nuts dude? That is hilarious. I'm right right there when I hang out with that dude He's maniac. He's a fucking maniac. I'm great Hmm have you driven an electric car before I drove a Rivion for the first time. Oh those are right Like down the street buddy might showed up with one and a friend of a friend drew it down the street. It was the SUV And then like drove out my driver's chin. It was fucking wild. Yeah, and I've been interested in those two because those are that's a Detroit company Yeah, the Rivians are supposed to be great The plaid I have the the plaid To the S plaid.

2:35:37What's that? It's the four -door car that goes zero to 60 in 1 .9 seconds. Do they make it in a men's color? Yes, white Or black I think you get read to but the fuck of things It's something from the future you can't you can't imagine a car that's that fast and completely silent That blew my mind, but you're like me. You're not driving up to Fucking Alabama and your cars if you have to drive long distances and those things It's paying the debt right because you got to pull over and stop and wait for 20 minutes and charge it up And in my only place I drive myself these days is to the airport or to the dentist.

2:36:17Hmm. That's it Well, if you just want to drive around town, electric cars are the shit and that thing I think it does zero to 60 under three seconds and it's seven thousand pounds and bulletproof and it stayed Let's steal a back stainless deal. I ca wrapped up motherfucker and go wrap that motherfucker and go or camo It looks like something from the future. It looks like some blade runner shit I'm not into I'm not into modern design in front of it. No real life. Oh, it's so sick It's all those things about it getting fucked up and snow and shit. If you see that tires That's all that is you ever driven an AMG G wagon and snow they're fucking terrible because they have street tires They have wide street tires on the one handle one foreign car What do you got?

2:37:00Rolls Royce well, we both had only because the loss of Raptors, right? That's right. God That's my daily driver still yeah, I drive as TRX. I know I've been back and forth and it sees the man I want preface because people think I'm a fucking like a really in a Rolls Royces I bought this car because I've had this wallfiles license plate like you know holder Forever and I got this car guy is like I got a hundredth anniversary rolls with gold flag and I'm like We're gonna get that fucker and put that wallfiles plate on it And then I got let's go Brandon badges on the side of it. Oh, that's hilarious And we have more fun in that fucking thing going to waffle house or like whatever shit we're doing.

2:37:42That's hilarious That's the only Rolls Royce in the country with a waffle house license plate on it. Let's go Brandon There it is. How'd you find that? Fuck is all this shit on the internet? Yeah You didn't know was on the news Of course it's on the news. Okay, stop nerding out I'm glad you don't pay attention to all the shit that people write about you. You'd go crazy, right All right, you know it only time I read comments. This one. It's like a news article and I'll go I'll see like some fucked up article now. I'll think Like family feud. I'll think like this is what everyone's saying down below And I'll scroll through them and I'm usually pretty fucking close Like I could read something up there and probably start scrolling I can tell you what to say in some fucked up article like the majority Like I Fuckin pat myself on the back of being pretty in tune with common folk even though I couldn't tell you when a gallon of milk costs But just my friends places.

2:38:40I have houses where I spend my time want to do like kind of People think I'm some fucking nutball right wing fucking weird. I'm pretty fucking level headed overall Yeah, I know you know this more yeah more than most people but you know When people get real suspicious when things get real weird is when you got people that put up things and you can't comment That's weird. I did like Bill Gates puts up a lot of stuff on Instagram and you can't comment Well, my father passed away last week. God bless him And so I put up a nice post and then Trump actually posted a bottom which was fucking mind blowing it I'm believe but what a great friend right there if I could speak to him about a human being And I could tell you what a great father grandfather is all day long but It was actually my fiancee suggestion.

2:39:27I see fiancee two had been to go 17 years. So Was there suggesting like hey if you're gonna do this nice post for your dad turn off the comments make it about him Not about you and you know everyone saying I feel bad for you and this that and the other and I thought that was the right thing to do That's the only time I've turned the comments off Yeah, that's not that I thought that made sense. Yeah, I thought she was hit that one, you know, yeah, that's not that's not a bad piece of advice Especially in that particular post right makes a lot sense But That's one of the the things that people are having to navigate through now someone post something People get to comment on it just everybody gets to comment on it.

2:40:06It's interesting. See I get all that from from my fiancee Like my life's turned into a fucking meme as yours like me my friends. We don't fucking talk They just send me fucked up memes and I send them back like fucked up shit in the internet Yeah, and it's some half the time it's some comment that some wise and heimer made that's fucking hysterical It's just fucking makes your day, but I'm not gonna spend my time sifting through them. No Well, there's so many out there and so many people find them so many people aggregate them There's like Thousands of meme pages. I followed a shit ton of them.

2:40:38I find they say funny shit. I follow them. It is one of the things is really interesting politically today is that The left are terrible at meaning they're fucking terrible at it Who would have ever thought that the funniest shit would be essentially Right -wing like the the the it's not the conservative changed immensely I'm the fucking rebel yeah everybody fucking how my business is fucking, you know they're the conformists Right, I'm the one like fuck that yeah, that's the punk rockers and the rebels are Republican now You know who said that Johnny rotten Johnny rotten yes, fucking sex piss.

2:41:21We'll set a very famous quote about that. Well, he's fucking see if you can find his right wing He's a truck dude wild Well, it's like even my ties and said this he goes when I was younger was very very liberal But as I as I get older I just have more common sense and I see how my kids are going into this world I'm like whoa whoa whoa whoa he goes I become more conservative. That seems to be pretty common It's the oldest expression ever but show me a young man Who's not liberal show you man with no heart show me an old man is not conservative. I'll show you an old man with no brain Very true and but that and it used to be more so back in the day like big conservative is your fucking dork Yeah, when you're a kid.

2:42:00Yeah, that's change. I mean you got fuckers like me on here. Fuck this fuck that you know blah blah blah We also realize like there's a certain aspects that Being conservative promotes that are very beneficial one of them accountability and discipline those things alone Those things alone like your your thought of as a conservative and I'm not conservative But your thought of as a conservative view exercise, which is just hilarious If you're telling me that you're not on my side because I'm fit and because I work out all the time Then good. I want to know that I want to know that you don't like strong people I want to know that you don't like people with with willpower I want to know that you don't like people who have disciplined who get things done because you're not on my side then because I know The way to navigate this life in a positive happy way and it's not by being lazy and it's not by not promoting Beneficial things to your health that are difficult to do like getting in shape if you're not you've not actively if you're not saying that it's good to be fit and strong and be able to protect yourself if you're not saying that I would like to double down in that for people who like what I do and there's plenty of them You know that they know I love them and they love me like And you know, I've done it the last several years really got my shit together I'd say since I'm 40 I'm in the best shape and feel the best and I've ever felt since then That's awesome.

2:43:23It's pretty wild to send but I would like to put it out I've always wanted to figure out a way and this might be the right platform because I know you're into that lifestyle Is to employ them like hey man listen to fucking what Dana White says listen to what Joe Rogan says You know listen if you want advice from me. I'll give it to you like There's ways to do this now and the information is all there at the fingertips to like start taking small steps Whether it's the intermittent fasting or whether it's cutting out processed foods Whether it's you know just everything in moderation including moderation You know there's so many little things of getting to the gym self -discipline like that It's you know a lot of my fans are in and around my age.

2:43:59It's fucking time It's time to start doing it. It is it's never too late and you will improve just do it carefully and slowly in the beginning That's the most important thing don't don't become become a hero first day in the gym and hurt yourself Most of the time I'm doing this should I come off like oh, I didn't fucking drink and smoke and say oh fuck that That's that's not how you get to where I'm at. No, there's a whole lot more discipline involved work wise Health wise family wise friends fan wise 100 % everything 100 % I'm glad you said that people need you here Some of those shit. I've said fucking 20 years.

2:44:31I'm bringing it out of your kid rock. Let's go It's important to talk about because it's important for people to hear that you know It doesn't mean you're not a good person. Does mean not a kind person Is like I like being strong and if you want to tell me that there's something wrong with being strong than your weak There's no what there's no way no way you're making any sense It's not important to be fit and healthy. Should the fuck up It's not important not to protect yourself. That's so dumb It doesn't mean that you hurt people. It doesn't mean you want to hurt people I don't want to hurt anybody, but if I'm in a situation I would rather be the person who gets to decide who goes to the hospital I don't want to be at the mercy of some crazy person.

2:45:12It's peace of mind. It's like I have much more calm Overdone electronic locks here on my bedroom and this you know gun here Save for him all this shit and it's not like I necessarily need it because you've been in my place to get to my place Like if you come up there you're fucking already a strike too, right It's sleep easier sleep easier. Also the world you gotta know what's real in the world The idea that there's no threats out there is so stupid No, it doesn't mean you're looking for one all day long and seeing ones that aren't there But recognize the reality of the world that we live in the threats are real.

2:45:46It's fucked up. We went to the movies Five years ago me and Audrey We're just afternoon like four o 'clock. Let's go see some movie want to see Sitting in a fucking one time. I don't bring my gun, right? Just grab a seat. Just 10 people in there. You know the theater's empty It's fucking kid walks in some fucking white kid It's fucking backpack and it's fucking hoodie up. Oh, it goes and sits all the way in the back and I'm sitting there and with her and I'm like I don't have my gun We both agreed let's go we fucking left. What fucked up to have to even think that way But that's where my mind was and I There's no metal detectors at the fucking movie theater.

2:46:26All right this fucking $20. We spent a movie popcorn I'm like I just for peace of mind. I'm like, let's leave right probably was a nice kid I don't know if you don't think people judge you on your fucking appearance. You're fucking crazy Yeah, especially if you have a hood over your head in the backpack Well anything I would look like a fucking nut when I was like I fucking flat top up to here and And smoking doobies fuck is Like and I got judged by it rightfully fucking so there's of course until you get to know somebody What else do you have and to judge them on how they appear? But also that's a new factor in the world the mass shooter.

2:47:01It's a new factor And here's the thing that always fucking white people do black people kill each other and white people like fucking Shoot up fucking schools and fucking bullshit and to send the other yeah, it mostly is white stereotypes are fucking crazy It is mostly white people And lately mostly LBGD people It's not even gay people fucking weirdos are like yeah, and how many people you think are doing that like I wanted to rebel against my dad Got to rest his soul, but I was fucking young, you know what I mean? Even though I was totally like into hip hop and everything. I still knew that it got his fucking goat You know and we had our fucking differences and I was young very understandable now that I'm a grandfather myself But how many of these kids like, you know got that dad They think he's a racist the satan he other maybe is on some level It's certain things as he tells inappropriate jokes or whatever this that any other you know people are from different times blah blah blah that I know I'm gonna piss my dad off that motherfucker.

2:48:01I'm gonna wear a dress. Oh, yeah, remember guys when we were like they get earrings Shit, tell a straight dude, you know, just caring. I remember dudes getting pissed their dads on my my brother Got my dad ripped it out of his fucking ear That's no shit welcome up out of bed fucking that's hilarious. Yeah, for sure There's definitely people that rebel against their parents There's also people that always look at the people that are older and looking how fucked up the world is and think they've got better ideas That's how communism starts starts from the universities. That's where it comes from Unbelievable, it's go around those universities.

2:48:35You go to college wild. Yeah, I went to you mass Boston But it really only went to so people didn't think I was a loser. Where's your fucking accent? I got rid of it since I started hearing my voice. I was like, oh Boston accent Bill Burr he's funny a ship, but I love that fucking hey fucking guy I think he's the most Boston Boston guy. I uh, I was actually born in New Jersey and then I lived in San Francisco until I was 11 I lived in Florida from I was 11 to 13 then Boston from 13 to like 20 I don't wonder you fucking San Francisco, Florida and Boston. Yeah Yeah, I lived all over you know if you're a gay redneck or just a fucking Irish fight in some of the bitch Yeah, I lived everywhere then I lived in New York till I was like 27 and then lived in LA Yeah, so I was all over the place.

2:49:25So I never really do I did have a Boston accent though I did for a while. I definitely blended in. I love that fucking accent. It's great accent for dudes rough on the ladies Rough to hear like a hot cool Boston are you going to fuck me a what I'd take it over New York accent all of some of my buddies from New York You got the hardcore long island should have too funny too I guess who's saying it, you know a friend of my weird kids hooked up with this girl and do we finish all that beer now we can get more So So a friend what you don't maybe I can call my boys haven't dropped you off of it. We've got some beers Yeah, you have to drop off a palette, but uh anyway, he uh He said that she said like when they started making out she's like you're gonna tell your friends So that became a thing that we always repeated You're gonna tell your friends Who made that neon?

2:50:27Um, I collect a lot of old roadside relics a company here in Austin, Texas I don't know roadside relics of box here from them. So what they did right there because you can't get porcelain anymore It's very tough to give but what they did right there. I can't get porcelain. It's very tough So what they did right there because I a collector of these is they painted behind the neon So it makes that Joe Rogan pop And a lot of people can't see the top thing either. That's cool But what I'm saying is they did a fucking great job on that Well, they do all their stuff like like it's old right but that's that's half the thing of old is painting behind the neon a lot of these new ones Don't do that a lot of the hockey talk you see on that in Nashville down there.

2:51:04They don't have that This is a gift from my friend Brigham and so when he gave it to me when I when I got it I was like oh that should be like right behind me. That's great. That's perfect I trust my cut that shit. You have no idea what that shit is worth go online and start looking up fucking Real fucking porcelain old school neons and go to auction houses. I go to all these auction houses to buy him a shit Oh, yeah, I'm fucking real. Well, this is you know this guy does a wild he went does a bunch of wild shit online He does amazing stuff. I know their stuff cool artist. I know there's an interesting art form right like old neon signs They there's a soul to those That they're they're exciting great place in Nashville.

2:51:45I get sometimes I'll find old ones And they're so ridiculously price I have one of my house is redneck paradise. It was it was a thing up in the I can't remember what upstate New York some vacation spot And I wanted to buy it it was fucking ridiculous. It must have been like fucking 35 40 thousand dollars for something Around that size different dimensions. Wow So I go to Bobby Jocelyn Jocelyn sign company. I'm like hey, can you replicate this With what I wanted to say yep six grand Ah, you saved yourself some money. There's a thing about having the old ones though, right? Yeah, I got some cool ones If you have something that's really old.

2:52:23I have Willie Nelson's Nashville nightlife. It was on his thing It's probably 26 feet long and probably five to six feet high What is it made out of? steel Because it was outdoors But paying it on the whole thing fucking Wow I Got some cool ones. It'll dixie gas ones that you know you're not supposed to have because I have a confeder flag on I mean, oh from the old gas company back in the day. Oh, wow There's some eerie races shit out there. Yeah, I antique and flea market a lot Especially I rarely stay the night in a city and Like racing ones no racist. Oh racist like not neon's but just shut out.

2:53:07Racy like I'll collect some of the stuff Just because that they're never making it again whether it's Native American blacks. You're like I have these fucking sides that I found and Reno Nevada at some of antique shop And they are solid steel real deal. It's like it's like They'll say like swimming whites only whoa and these were actual signs that were up somewhere And I don't know what to do with them because I want to put them up Put them up somewhere and I'll ask my black friends like dude don't put that down But like what it's a reminder of how fucked up shit was yeah, people don't want that reminder You should put it in a drawer somewhere.

2:53:41Yeah, they're you'd show people like look I'm gonna show you something. This is how fucked up things used to be and then you like preface it every time you introduce it to it Say don't think it has like a little bit of a reminder of how It does if you have it in a drawer So if you have it in a drawer You want to see how fucked up things used to be you know they used to have those signs You don't think I should put it right next to my swimming pool up there. I would advise no But I think having it is not a bad thing you should have it in a drawer So if you have it in a drawer every time you show someone You get to represent what it is Instead of it just being a sign they're like kid rock is a science is my black friends are fucking cool Like I'm sure they're fuck with each other on that level all the time.

2:54:22I'm sure they are It's not them that I would ever worry about I'm not putting it up for other people put people on your family. You're fucking your your fucking rolls Royce They're the I'm putting out my rolls Royce, but they have it great idea photos. Where'd you get that idea Joe Rogan? Why told me my rolls Royce oh my god But it's but having it as a relic of you know the Jim Crow days is it you know Oh, I'm gonna show my son. Oh, no, it's my granddaughter show anybody. You know it's historic There's something it's creepy, but it's like at the old studio. We used to have where is that fucking helmet that not We had a Nazi helmet that had a sword or like a bayonet you don't use you only use it a Halloween No, it had a a light it was a light.

2:55:13It was made by this same guy shane against the machine This guy who made this chimpanzee skull he made this Like a lamp that was a Nazi helmet with a bayonet through it. Where the fuck is that Jim? We got to find it and he needs to be brought back. That's our that's our thing How dope is that? I love it. That's dope right just because it's it's a real bayonet. So no, it's artwork. It's provocative. Yes, fucked up It looks cool shit and it's a lamp and the one I have has a bunch of holes in it like that one It's pretty dope. It might even be redone. I think That part's new. Oh, he made me ramped it up.

2:55:52Let's get a new one from him We'll reach out. Yeah, I'm into that shit dude. I love it, but it's like like That is it because it's obvious, you know, you get it obviously I get it But I mean there's apparently there's an area in Europe where so many people died I'm not exactly sure what country is I know France has this enormous area That's a normandy Paris But France has a normus area the size of Paris that no one can go into do you know that? There's so many unexploded ordian ordinance and so much Chemical bombs and all the shit that they were drawn on them. Yeah, find that one spot What does it call?

2:56:33There's an area that's literally the size of Paris that you can't go into And it's all from the war so apparently they found so many helmets That you you could go there and like find them in the ground and certain these places during World War 2 So they're not uncommon They have them and they can turn them into art for I don't wonder why they haven't like debobbed it, demined it like all that stuff I know right like going there and gather up all the All the swords and shit Like people died there they just left them there. I would like to do that trip To Normandy like yeah, I got some friends and pairs like I'm I'm not never like It's getting bad like you know here's it goes like I never wanted to be one of those people bigger on the world It's not that I don't appreciate the fans.

2:57:22It's like I don't give a fuck about Being big and Croatia or fucking wherever, you know, I'd like you want to be able to go hang out played Europe and I was raising a kid too It was a single father so I split my time you know what I mean? It was always home like you know Thursday maybe to Sunday. It's always home But it's getting so bad as like years ago. It's like Fucking love Canada love of fucking people over. I'm like, eh I'm not gonna go. I'm like I'm not going to Europe. I said that years ago. I'm like I'm fucking done We have talked about doing a festival and And Budapest like for all the European fans some shit gets kicked around but I'm like now Really I love the fans.

2:57:59I don't fuck I don't care I'm like I'm not gonna fucking Canada love fucking Canada. I'm not going and now I'm to the point. I'm like Is there really a reason to go west to the Mississippi? like Fucking huge and Kentucky man Like big But you don't have to you do whatever the fuck you want your kid rock You can make those people come to you. I try not to let that get to my head actually You don't have to but you just decide I don't like going there Like I don't hate anybody in Canada. I just don't go there anymore Did I went there with here it is I went there with Wayne Gretzky and got detained Hmm, I believe you why'd you get detained just for it's like you know you had to do that rehabilitation thing because you got caught with weed when you're like 18 or whatever Everyone my band did this is one of the reasons to stop going there They kept fucking me every time I go flying private fucking the king of Canada Fucking detained me for 45 fucking minutes.

2:58:56I'm like fuck this place man And I know it's not the people's fault. I like it true. Oh, he's a fucking classic piece of shit. He's be shit When this happened This is what cellos is um hall of fame induction So whatever year that was How many years seven eight I'm terrible at the year game. Yeah, they're rough on letting people in So listen to this in the years we ought to take a nod from them Yeah, they've got Well, they're not they don't want people integrating into their culture though. They're happy for people to get the cultures integrated Yeah, but Vancouver it is it is but what I'm saying is like they're having a problem with like Muslim people wanted to impart sharia law and certain schools and some tell me about it I was born in Dearborn, Michigan, which is crazy, right?

2:59:46Fuck one of the things that was hilarious was they they Elected this woman to be a Muslim who's a mayor of the city in Michigan and the everyone's like, yay So inclusive first thing she does ban the pride flag Exactly they're throwing mother they're throwing gay people off buildings people are like free gay people are like free palestine Have you seen that meme like gaze for Palestine then Palestine for gay. Yes, yeah, throw people off buildings. Jamie Can you pull that up so I could read it? Yeah About the size of Paris so uh in the years following the Great War today around a hundred four hundred kilometer square miles.

3:00:28Yeah, roughly the size of Paris is still strictly prohibited by law from public entry and Agriculture use because of an impossible amount of human remains and unexploded chemical munitions yet to be recovered from the battlefields of both wars So there's an impossible amount of human remains out there dude I'm looking at the top and the website says messy nessie chick dot com It's a solid website It's totally trustworthy and reliable messy nessie chick dot com says Well, this is a lady that just whatever maybe it's a dude. I don't know who wrote it But whoever this person worked they're just reporting on something that is true That this is uh damn they pulled so much shit out of that area.

3:01:14I kind of want to go there You like a metal detector. I bet you'd find some shit 100 % we do some metal detected, but just imagine that expression and Impossible amount of human remains 460 square miles. Yeah, Paris that fucking that's you know What is the total amount of square miles? Did you say Jamie? It's originally covered that much space and then it now was down to the size of Paris. Hmm. There's a Oh, it's not fucking way. Paris is so that they slowly encroached And on the toxic area 1200 square kilometers 460 square miles now down to the size of Paris Wow Oh big 460 square fucking miles is that's a lot it's fucking huge that's a giant piece of land.

3:02:01It's a state Yeah, bigger than some states. So there's a state you can't go into I want to go It's probably super scary. I mean this place is a Vietnam where people would walk through the jungle and boom no leg Because you just stepped on a land mine that had been left there for 50 years. My mom goes in Vietnam That could Yeah, that's one of the sketchiest wars you want to be a conspiracy theorist look into Vietnam The Vietnam War is one of the most perplexing Of all wars because today no one thinks we should have gone And yet they do the exact same thing today that they did back then The way they just decide that people from this country need to be flying overseas to go shoot at people They don't know and it's all based on a lie and no one ever goes to jail for that lie It's insane and everything evolves man everything evolves, you know like computers back then were terrible now.

3:03:00They're really good You know if they were really terrible at the way they were Corruptly running the world back then and made it real obvious. They're better at it now Yeah, yeah, he just what's the end game? I Don't know man like I'm fine. I can ride it out. I've been blessed. I'm like I'm on my grand my grandchildren like fuck I know I go back and forth from being optimistic to really pessimistic I go back and forth like I'll start thinking you know what I'm pretty sure we're gonna pull ahead and figure this out And then I go, yeah stupid that's because you live in Texas and you don't live in Gaza if you lived in Gaza you would be convinced that it's the end of the world Right because it is the end of the world in one place and that spot.

3:03:42It's the end of the world But where you are it's not and you got to look at it that way and when I look at it that way I'm the war as we won we're fucking ones we're the most brutal mother fuckers on the planet Which I don't disagree with what Israel's doing. It's like they should just go in there and be like you know what we want our hostage is back If we don't have back clock starts now and fucking 24 hours We're gonna start bomb and mother fuckers and kill and fucking civilians 30 40 ,000 of fucking time so use civilians better fucking pack up and fucking get these fucking mother fuckers and to you You go against them us you fucking go against them.

3:04:20We're not playing fucking games with you That's the only thing people understand this is what happened in Nagasaki and Hiroshima Boom just wiped out. They're like oh Yes, we don't have supreme leader anymore. We did not know you had such big bomb Yeah, but everybody has big bombs now the problem is you use a big bomb instead of precedent that they can use a big bomb They don't have one well. They don't but they're allies too. That's the real problem out of them. Someone's gonna learn. Yeah I get your ass beat hard enough. You can't just nuclear bomb people I didn't say nuclear bomb you back. No, I didn't say no.

3:04:54Okay, so here's human Nagasaki. I thought you meant it like no No, I was saying just the brute force of strength used in those yeah, but even even the conventional bombing campaign If you want to do that somewhere they can do that to your place and this is what we have to go around and find out Yeah, until someone launches nukes and then we have a and We are civilizations over The world as you know it ceases to exist. There is no more electricity Whatever tools you have or things you find and a small percentage of us are gonna make it to breed and then Make new kids. I like how you said go out into the world I like it's very few people that are gonna live man.

3:05:38We don't say me and you could probably maybe Yeah, yeah, I have chickens too I have elk in the freezer too, but you can go to know look I've got a no But that freezer's not gonna stay on so I'm gonna lose most of my meat You unless I turn it to jerky you're gonna have to do something to figure out how to fucking get by because the world is gonna be different You know you're not gonna have any electricity forever for the rest of your life. There'll be no electricity Just throw him painted the ball wall But what if we empower the people of Palestine who are could be good people? I don't know Just what last I check most these motherfuckers hate us, but I'm not saying all the people do there's probably A lot that don't just like in Iran the population is you know because of the Iraq war There there's so many under 50 there.

3:06:24That's like the majority the thing is these guys don't have access to other information outside of where they live And then on top of that Link we'll send them some fucking guns Fuck let's go the problem is most of them would be so opposed to Israel That they would want to use those guns to go attack his real well then we've especially now we have do reason to fuck them all up Yeah, but if you think about you're a kid and you don't know why there's a conflict between Palestine and Israel and you're Living in Palestine and then they start bombing and then they kill your mom Yeah, but you didn't do but right, but you didn't do anything sounds like buddhist and then you get guns You're gonna go want to attack people You're gonna want to avenge them you're gonna want to join whatever group whatever World war two end Well, why did World War two start checkmate you gotta do who's fucking meth up You got a eight -off Hitler meth up charismatic dude that wants to take over the world That's how it started you know how did it end nuclear bombs But it also ended through attrition you know at the end of it like the devastation on both sides was so horrible terrible But where was the end What was your human knackers hockey?

3:07:40What was the alternative? Well, that's that case You know the thing about whenever you're bombing cities like you're telling us what if that was your house Let's call your house is real And your neighbors are Palestine okay, those motherfuckers are she got a family of four they come over and fucking take out two of them in the fucking worst way Are you really gonna like worry about like what type of force you're using it your neighbors No, you definitely well the wife didn't have anything to do with it We got to make sure she's okay and get some aid this and there's like no, I'm sorry man This is fucking war.

3:08:15It's terrible. It's the worst thing on earth. I'm a peaceful man Right, but you're not supposed to pick civilian targets. That's actually Like that when you're not supposed to hide in civilian targets. They are so that's where like the Operation centers they killed those and all we can do is go by the reporting like you know I get it But at some point you got to believe something right? No, I definitely do they definitely seem to be doing that But also if you're a person who's born in Palestine you're fucked you're under their control. It's not your fault My birth you're fuck yeah, but that those aren't our enemy and the the thing is like what you were saying get them get them Cell phones get them the internet get them armed If you get them armed they're not gonna really know how to use it They're gonna also join those military groups and then They're also gonna be indoctrinated at a young age by those groups I would imagine especially now with all the bombing that's been happening just came full circle to my point I'm not opposed.

3:09:17There's no alternative I'm not saying that I'm opposed to what you're saying What I'm saying is that you know, we're saying is like could be taken as like a callous thing to like that It's just gonna have to be how it is that we have to kill women and children. I wish there was an alternative Well, and I don't know everything on this by that. I don't know everything on this either But I don't they're sitting up in and you know congress going like Hey, we better listen real close to kid rock. He's got this figured out It's just not willing to accept that the only way human beings can resolve things in 2024 is to bomb each other out of existence Oh, I wish I fuck believe me It's just the whole thing is so fucked the whole the whole reality sense it is real thing is so fucked If everybody in the world was willing to give up their fucking guns and weapons Okay Never gonna fucking happen No one fucking why we don't know one would agree to that just because you're always gonna need You're gonna assume you're gonna need to hunt things There's come saying that like you're gonna let the animals just go wild Then bears and and deer overpopulate everywhere.

3:10:26You never gonna kill any of them. Do you see that anymore? Did you see that? I'm not fucking scrap fucker by the antlers fucking Dude Yeah, if you live near moose you better have a gun. Oh my god. They're fucking mean. They will stop you to death Oh my hot Montana comes right up to the watch pretty cool, but you don't want to go outside whether or outside They'll stop you to death seeing the videos. Oh my god. I watch it throw snowballs at the moose Watch the snowboarder the other day just get stomped and broke his leg Did you see the one where the chase them down the hill? Is that the one? Um No, the guy was like he just walked up to it and it just starts stomping him and stomped him down And he couldn't get back up he just getting rocked and there's no one wanted to jump in and help him.

3:11:11They were afraid You know, he's getting stomped to death by his fucking moose They're the most aggressive of all the deer species. They'll actually go after you If they think you're threatening they don't want to but if they think you're encroaching it on the territory They're like I'm gonna stomped us too. They know how to fight I'm gonna suck this dick Bud light These are the special Texas cans on see that we got long horns we got the star We got both I shan't else is getting you free bud lights. I don't think we I think we bought them we bought them right yeah I could have taken them from my club I Freeshit kind of sucks Freeshit is not as fun when you have money.

3:12:02There's nothing free about it. The thing is it comes with Yeah, you become friends with that person or influence. Yeah, there's nothing free about it. Yeah It could get weasley. I mean unless you're like talking like free Tesla cyber truck Well, you're not even you're you're just subjecting him to a review Right, I mean, it's not just free. You're gonna just thinking maybe make a bully him into a free one I don't think so especially now that you said it The things amazing though I haven't driven it but I have a friend who has one he said he bought it Just because he had like one of the earlier, you know like number out of the lot like number nine or something The only thing I could see bad about driving around a cyber truck Tell your parents are gay I knew something like that was coming.

3:12:56I was just hoping it was gonna be now fucking a fucking I hate modern shit I fucking something about that. I like it. It's a great thing like they have you driven one? Yeah No, I have a driver the cyber truck but I've driven electric cars. I driven the the ass I've seen the cyber truck in real life. He brought it here and I've seen a bunch of one the road. I think they look dope. He brought it here. Yeah, I brought it here. He parked it right back there It's cool. We shot an arrow at it Yes, me to shoot a gun at it because I didn't want to have a ricochet and a fucking garage Because it will bounce off it's worth it The fucking if I had ear plugs, you know if I had the my my ear gear my eye gear maybe I want to shot it But the point is it can survive a 45 slug It's legit.

3:13:48It's it's like folded steel. It's thick as shit. I like it. It's pretty dope. I like the idea of it Like I said I'm not it's American car I like a little American. That's me shooting that's you. Yeah I shot at it and it Rico sure it's a meme there was a dude There was a dude who went to a game who looked exactly like me. I mean he looked exactly like me And the meme was like Joe Rogan ain't being slick And I saw that I was like oh my god that guy looks exactly like me So I was him for Halloween so me and Elon did a podcast together. Come on bro. That looks exactly like me How much does that guy look like me Does it like me if I've been eating spaghetti tell me that's his real fucking hair.

3:14:39I don't know if that's real hair But that's me tell me that that's that can't look as eyebrows. I can't be No, they were all wearing blonde wigs for a reason. I looked it up at one point. Oh, okay It has to be a wig. Yeah, so I got a similar wig And this kids is why you just say no to weed well You know it's a fun thing to do but the point is I didn't go through the I mean I have an 80 pound bow You draw 80 yeah, what the fuck have a 92 Have a lady as well. You don't need a draw more than fucking 30. That's not true. Who told you that? Yeah, Ted has a very I'm not a bow hunter. Look, my girl is Ted is a legend and I agree with him on almost everything except How far are you shooting a fucking white tail the fucking 100 okay?

3:15:29If you're shooting white tails, but I'm shooting elk and Also, I am of the opinion that 80 pounds to me is not the same as 80 pounds of someone who's not strong True, I can't it's a big I can't pull fuck me so when people say like oh you pull 80 pounds That's stupid. I do 80 pounds hundreds of times a day. I do it all the time It's not hard for me to pull 80 pounds So when someone says you pull 80 pounds like yeah, I shot 200 arrows like what's your point like If you have a hard time pulling 80 pounds, why are we pretending that we have the same body? Why are we pretending we have the same physical strength?

3:16:06This is dumb So like if someone's saying like 70 pounds is all you need for okay But why not go to 50 why not go to 30 why not go to 20 that's dumb because at a certain point in time You're gonna lose speed and you're not gonna be able to penetrate correctly You're gonna have less kinetic force on your arrow kind of goes with golf like you know Hardy swing the farther bogos, but you don't have to swing hard You need to hit it straight make good contact right but there's also a lot of people that believe that holding weight Makes you more accurate and a heavier holding weight We just locked in you're more accurate I know guys who feel more accurate with an 80 pound bow than they do with a 50 pound bow or a 40 pound bow But it's all subjective right that's all dependent upon your technique and how much you train an archery, but I Just I train when I get a no way Like yeah look okay good example you don't shoot a 22 You should a 300 win mag why cuz you can I'm not doing headshots That's true 17 cow head shot you're not doing headshots with the bow and arrow either when you're shooting something with a You should have it is mo as lethal as possible and so for me I like a heavy arrow moving fast And really accurate and the best way to do that is to have heavier draw weight I'm not bow I like shoot my bow at targets drink beer Yeah, that just pisses me off when I'm out there and fucking something's out of range And I see it and I've been sitting out there my fuck that shit What about the adrenaline rush?

3:17:36I'm like get that every now and stage. I'm like oh fucking kill some shit need it Well, then you just get it sit over a feeder. There's a lot of people that hunt in Texas like that We just put a stand over a feeder. Yeah, I don't like the white tail hunt anymore. No I don't need to be alone in the woods with my fucking thoughts for that fucking on a fucking board I try to take a snacks take a fucking nap I want to run them out into chase elk or birds action buddies there I don't like to be alone. Yeah That's a definitely I've done it before I did it with my friend John Dudley I did some tree stand white tail hunting It's it's a different mental game like it's very hard to do And I think people don't understand what's the game fucking sit here and wait yeah Sit there and keep your shit together when you don't move because maybe if you do One time a giant buck's gonna stroll through the trail I hate that I get it rather right horseback get off or someone puts some birds out.

3:18:34We got some pointers I got beer in my fucking case It's not for me. I want to work chase elk. Oh, but you know, that's a lot of fucking work Yeah, that's a lot of work and it's getting to the elk You know, once you once you spot them and there's a lot of them and you're picking out the big daddies And then you got to fucking figure out how to get to them. Yeah, that could take fucking a couple days and fucking a lot of miles of fucking hiking It's difficult every where you go the hunt. It's difficult if you're hunting elk like if they're wild free ranging elk It's really hard, but I enjoy that the thing about that's hard about white tail hunting though is the mental game Just keeping your shit together and stand all day I'm like, they're also about different seven hours.

3:19:14She'll take a couple snacks and trees down with her fucking bum Like you're fucking nuts People are dedicated to it. It's dedicated to it like because they're they're also like learning from each other and how to set up trail cameras and pattern the deer Putting sent on trees and shit. I'm fascinated, but I don't do it Because it's just yeah, they make the grunt noises they rattle I hunted some white tails down in South Texas last year, but we did it. Um, we'll say I have to you're on a buggy They put their feet or I go I thought we didn't do it that way. We rattled them in Um, they're real responsive to rattling in the rut.

3:19:52Yeah, dude. It's crazy. You rattle You clack some antlers together and within 15 seconds bucks were running straight towards you South Texas is unbelievable. It's crazy down there. Yeah Crazy down there You could have anything you could have zebras and fuck it. It's the only stakes. I looked into it because it's like I should high fence Our place in Nashville like even just get some cool shit to look at whether some stags or zebras are fucking you know, whatever water bump for low You can't do it. Oh You cramping again, bro Did it work didn't work. I think it's a sit in this fucking Changer lip not his tongue.

3:20:33Oh, you live if it's your right leg pinched it inside of your left lip or something like that This is a thing. I don't know. Yeah, I'd heard it was grab your tongue. I went to that said then I'll pinch my leg down here and I almost grabbed my cock. Whoa Well, we're talking about it so you couldn't high fence your spot. Well, no, you can't in Texas You can have any animal you want right and like at Tennessee and I think I'll bet it can only be native To that to that state that you can have in there. You know what's hilarious about Texas But that's not true because Luke Brennan's from redstag on a property Maybe it's on the sneak to it's only certain things you can have but you can't the more exotic's like they're like no That's what it is like zebra's and shit.

3:21:18I like you got a fucking be honest here because fucking homeboys over here like Fucking fact he'll one hand at Google you. It's not like fucking fact checking after the fact It's fact checking in real time. But wasn't Tiger King in Oklahoma. Wasn't that where that was Dude speaking Oklahoma shout out to Jesse Jane who passed away recently the porn star. Yeah, I dated her for a while We're back in a day. He passed away. She did try to go over to Sally She was a beautiful girl nice girl And I feel like people in my position wouldn't say that you know, I mean she had a lot of friends She was awesome.

3:21:50I spent Christmas out there with her family and her mother Actually took care of baby tiger. She worked in this tiger zoo Back it but this was years ago her family couldn't have been cooler her mom her dad her brother grand parents Our son was young at the time like she's a really nice girl I just wanted to say condolences to her family But she was involved with they had a baby tiger during Christmas at the house That she was taking care of it was the coolest thing you know one of the crazy ones Do you know Melanie Griffith when she grew up it was Melanie Griffith right she grew up with lions Right This is a crazy movie where they use real lions And these people getting caught up by lions like everybody on the set got hurt But I think Melanie Griffith grew up in a house with like large cats Like lions yeah Like like lions and it was like they their house like there's photos of them what these lions in their house Yeah, but dude when a monkey when they had ghosts sounds you got attacked by a lion to turn the movie She eventually recovered that being disfigured although she did require some facial reconstructive Facial reconstruction 50 sutures 50 sutures after being attacked by a lioness what sutures It was fear that she would lose an eye But she eventually recovered without being disfigured although she did require some facial reconstructions stitches sutures A lion jumped on John Marshall and bit the back of his head and flicked a wound that required 56 sutures Oh, when did people start calling sutures why don't they say stitches they're just being technical Um she even get photos of Melanie Griffith with the lion the photos because there's a um a website that like documented it It's it's really weird.

3:23:46Yeah, like that's her house. Oh shit up here like that how weird is that man? That's her as a kid that's so insane they have lions like you have a dog That's so insane these things are so big They were playing with them in the house and hoping that these things didn't fuck them up. Look at this This is so crazy dude. Oh, this is the dumb movie. Uh -huh. Well the things attacking people Oh, look at so Being playful and they're trying to pretend They're being attacked It's so dumb if that thing attacked you would be so quick and violent If it wanted to looks like a great movie of like you still didn't lose the genics.

3:24:29No, it probably freaked you out It's supposed to be a terrible movie, but it's just uh Imagine growing up like that Yeah, that's fucking insane Talk about frosted flakes growing up with lions Oh, they're saying I wonder what we're listening to it in this she is being attacked. Oh, she really was She I guess you're saying the safe word in the director kept filming. Oh my god. So they're trying to promote the movie So they didn't pull the line off is that they were supposed to do it? Oh Jesus Christ, where's your smoke suckers in here? They'll suck it out. No, where's going up? It's all through there behind there.

3:25:05Yeah slick. Yeah, bro like that This is what happens when you get a ton of fucking money for talking to people Smoke suckers if you want to do it this way Some people do it differently. I got the big ones in studio like oh Oh, those are loud though. Those will fuck with the conversation. This is perfect You can have the worst thing you can have in fucking recording studio. Oh my god, right. I gotta do vocals like click shut them off. Yeah Yeah, this is quiet. I could afford the good ones Well, it's also there's like a lot of space above the room So you could set up your equipment Outside so it doesn't make so much noise start like sealant look at you.

3:25:49Yeah, bro Flying stars to shoot in stars What is kid rock think about aliens? You ever wondering about what the fuck's going on? Nah, not at all. No You see all the talking the news and all the disclosure hearings Now I mean, I've I've don't never click on the articles. I'm like I can fuck That's good. There's Until you have to know Until someone's like dude, he's with me. We're coming over right Like yeah That's a good way to yeah because you know how many people waste their time Wanting it to be real hoping it's real I don't know wasted time. I don't even know to think about it. I don't know if I want it to be real Well, you got to imagine As big as the universe is that there's something out there And you got imagine what if there's something out there that's just a thousand years more advanced than us Just a thousand little blip little tiny amount of time not that much time at all really There's something here like that.

3:26:52He's called Elon Yeah, imagine a whole planet filled with the successor to Elon You can you could easily imagine something would want to visit here And you could easily imagine this Could you imagine if they didn't yeah, that's crazy if they're like they're like fucked is a world Yeah, I don't go to that fucking stupid place. Look what we got here. That'd be like us going to Canada or Europe It would be a lot crazier than that I feel like yeah, I don't want to go to fucking that planet. I think it'd be like us going to like Some country and studying animals. I don't think it would be I think it'd be like studying Literally like going and finding cave people That are stone age still now studying them sad rather go back in time and talk to those fuckers Then talk to the people in front of us The people in front of us are probably not gonna be people in more The people in front of us are probably gonna be integrated with technology like good permanently integrated That new guy that Elon Musk put the neuralink in his head.

3:27:59Yeah, he apparently can use a His cursor. He can actually like search the internet. I saw that often a bunch of things just using his brain now So it's working. I just want to see if like we had George Washington be boys Maybe like golfing like me a trump like hanging out like I have a lot of questions If you could go to one place where would you go if you had one shot you can go back in time once and survive and come back to the future Where would you go? Ah Jesus Jesus What if there was nobody there Be even better I get it all myself just me and Jesus. No, I mean what if Jesus wasn't there What if you go back and you're like I just want to go see Jesus.

3:28:42You know, okay? What time he be there? He prize it. He probably like a DJ back then fucking cutting it shit up. Oh He's there. You think there's a real Jesus. Mm -hmm definitely absolutely thousand percent What makes you convinced? my faith I mean that's a good answer I was wonder when people are telling stories though Like how long did that story take before people wrote it down? How many times did people alter it? Just like they do with everything today I got to imagine that at a certain point in time in history They probably didn't tell the truth about a lot of things and we take those things Tell them through oral traditions Having written down.

3:29:30There's a difference between lies and between the truth getting you know When they're related and twisted a little bit. Mm -hmm. The underlying Usually it's still there. So you think the the real truth was that he actually was the Son of God Yes Be amazing if it was true. It is amazing. I believe you. I believe that you believe that would you like to be introduced to Jesus? Uh Listen, I think the concept of Jesus is absolutely amazing and if Jesus came here and wanted to visit me I would be psyched Would you like to know Jesus? Like what what I can put my pastor on your show? I'm good um, she's great pastor Paul away very spiritual advisor to that's what you should have around the show talk about Jesus I'm very interested in the idea of Jesus being a real person But I look at it the same way I look at everything else where it's like um, let's circle The words are you tell me that you believed in bigfoot No, I'll joke around.

3:30:27I was joking around But I wanted bigfoot to be real for sure just like I want Jesus to be real Yes, well, well the thing bigfoot used to be real the thing that I found out when I really got fascinated by big You know how you know Jesus is real right in this moment how Because the forgiveness that I am exercising by drinking this bud light right now. Oh, with Jesus. That's Jesus Jesus is everywhere. He's in his room. He's in the world. He's in the universe by the aliens that you Wants so desperately to be real or have the concept of them being real. That's Jesus That is Jesus As a Christian I have to believe in forgiveness Beautiful cheers.

3:31:10What's that?

3:31:15Um, I never thought I'd have to explain Jesus to drink in a fucking bus You don't explain it you're just you're saying how you feel Jesus is everywhere Every time you look at a flower that blooms are you looking what are your children? You're like that's Jesus That is Jesus That is God Yeah, I want to be real clear. I'm not like I just saw shoot star. Yeah, how fucking cool is that that's God going bang nailed it Sort of that's every 30 seconds. I haven't seen one all fucking interview I just happen to be speaking passionately about Jesus and God that motherfucker with whoop But that's how bot confirmation bias happens people that's what makes people believe certain things like the Jesus sent that suit That fucking stars on a maybe you timed it right That's Jesus could be coincidental that's Jesus um, I think he's probably super busy and I would I would guide him if he can do miracles This is not this is not the spot Sam kinesen The greatest ever.

3:32:18Yeah, here's grace ever a one of them for sure When he went off in the Jesus shit. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh Not my left hand. Oh What's that you've been gone with your 12 -fuckhead friends. Don't get a job. This is day three Every one of them's using you You don't have sense enough to know it Where have you been? Well first of all I was dead He comes back after three days Mrs. Jesus. They're just like I've had enough of the shit Comes back looking all party now man. Yeah, that's Sam kinesen is my favorite fucking comedian You got to remember Sam kinesen was doing that in 86. Oh he's doing everything age jokes on gay people like It's the funniest shit on earth.

3:33:04Oh he was in a few kids out there fucking listening have not watched that Sam kinesen From Hollywood that special. Yeah, first one I think it's called breaking the rules. Yeah, is that what it's called breaking the rules? I think so see the breaking the rules are have you seen me lately? I think have you seen me lately? It's got to be breaking the rules. I think have you seen me lately's an album is the greatest comedy And that's going to get some strong shit and louder than hell his uh his cassette like if no doubt like if Sam kinesen wouldn't tragically pass away like we'd be rolling around together.

3:33:36Yeah Hey, I saw him live a couple of times when I was a kid. Oh Jealous. Yeah, I got to see him two different places live Rodney put him on. Mm -hmm. Yeah What all favorites to Rodney's one of the greatest in our green room at the club We have a handwritten notes from Rodney's last tonight show special. So it's all his bits laid out and his Topics he was gonna start making trips down here like we always look for fun trips grab friends like come and have Comedy come on down man. Come on down. I'll tell you nightland Shane's gonna be up and Brian Simpson's here And we got a great crew of people Ron whites here.

3:34:12He's here all the time. We got a great round I saw his golf with him. He's like I quit drinking man. I Like oh, you know, Bob of me him in daily out fucking golf. He's like, but I'm hard fucking mushrooms Yeah, he didn't quit getting fucked up. He just he was drinking too much was hurt them Well listen brother, I'm glad we sat down and we did this. It was a lot of fun talking to you Thank you for having me I was enjoy your your company and you're just a fun guy to be around man good. Oh man glad we got a chance to do this Congrats again on your success. Thank you brother and same to you same to you I love the fact that you're so completely independent, you know, you got your fans.

3:34:50Do your shows. You don't need nobody You don't need this little world right here, but you got it now do the king of that world Thank you brother. Appreciate you. God bless you. Bye everybody You