#2112 - Dan Soder

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33:38It's so it would not only was it so dumb, but it never made any sense because most of us started on the east coast We know from Massachusetts Stand hopes from Worcester. It's like so many guys started in New York Burk I like Burr. I moved to New York in 07 right when burr left And so it felt like Ridiculous that people were like LA comics like you have a burger burst it like we knew people that were there It was always it was ridiculous is stupid, but it was a dumb thing like we just weren't communicating Yeah, good. I've hooked those guys. It's like the walled garden feel like you'd come to the store and there would be all the clicks And you know who to hang out with you know, it's always high school It's always high school high school just keeps repeating itself throughout your life You can have a cool group of friends in high school.

34:26Yeah, you know, and that's what I try to cultivate Yeah, just people you want to hang with cool group of friends I figured out long time ago on the road and I was trying to explain this to theme It's better to make less money on the road and then pay a guy who's good to open for you absolutely And pay for his airfare and also tell you make less money, but you'll have more fun. I you have to have more fun Fun is the whole thing. I'll add to that. I like bringing my friends who I like to watch because then I get to watch a show Yes, I watch them in the middle and I go like I'm this is so fun. Yes Like and you get to go on laughing.

35:01Yeah, like you're already laughing Dance ain't your man's one of my best friends and he's a hilarious comic and I bring him on the road And he just does little stuff that I'm just like dude that's so fucking funny. He'll get off stage I'll be like that line is so funny and I'll be like oh thanks when we filmed because I'm you know Put out my special on YouTube Friday March 1st when we filmed that I brought him because I was like let's just keep this like a weekend We're just gonna film this like this is because it was I was just on the road Yeah, and I was like let's just film a show at a club that I love Portland Helium We'll just film it like it always is and I got to bring my friend and then it's just like a hang Yeah, it's like a fun hang that doesn't feel because you know when you do special tapings They can feel like everyone's like are you gonna do it right?

35:43It's gonna be and you're like and you got like your managers There randomly yes, and it just doesn't feel like a show right filming it at Portland Helium with Saint Germain and having like people around It just friends come through that's just a show It was like oh, and then I'm like I'm just gonna put this up on YouTube for free And this is great and this is exactly what I do on the road Yeah, it was like a fun fucking hang and I think the club shows represent like a more intimate thing Which is what you're doing at home anyway if you're sitting in your living room Yeah, I think there's a disconnect like if you watch like I've seen some guys do arena specials Which is nuts because it's so great listen arena shows are great arena shows are fun dude I went and saw Nate at fucking state farm in Atlanta.

36:25I'm not saying arena shows aren't fun I love it here's the point I'm making is I went and saw Nate and live it was an experience It was like watching one man in front of all those people just murder My friend just being like buddy my wife But it's just like sending out waves but at home at like minimal minimal exertion but maximal reward with the punchlines if we were in the 40s He would have had so many he would have been a hall of fame sniper in the army It just how calm he would have been and he would have been like seven degrees left That's a great description of them Nate would be like seven degrees right I've never seen someone more calmly kill It's incredible.

37:08Yeah, it's incredible and by the way the way he kills He his bits or stuff that are it's so organic and from who he is yeah that like you're like I've had multiple phone conversations with Nate Multiple over the years where we have talked about something and then months later That conversation is a seven minute bit. It's just destroying the room We had because we all used to hang in New York like around 0708 at stand -up New York when Patrice Patrice's manager Wayne Rada was booking it So it was like Patrice was there a tell big J and then Nate all these guys that I met specifically Lewis J Gomez and all them are all from this time period so you would have Weird hangs like me Lewis and Nate Nate had a bit that he did on Conan about his friend trying to fight staff members at a McDonald's Because he took a bite out of his burger That was Nate Lewis and I because we took a bite out of Lewis's hamburger Rack it back up and this psycho came back in it was like oh what's up It's öyle walking at the McDonald's workers And hey like you know He had to bail out of the McDonald's and I had to get in front of Lewis and be like it was us It was us and then Six months later, Nate's on Conan and murdering with a bit about it.

38:28Dude, I bought a cheeseburger once from Burger King and it had a bite taken out of it. That is a act of war. If it's not your friend, it's an act of war. I was driving home from training and I got a cheeseburger. What a bad guy to pick. I got coming home from training. I was so sad. Yeah, I mean, you have to throw it away. I was so hungry, I ate it. You bite around it? Yeah, I was so poor. I needed the food. When I was a waiter, that's what I would do when someone worked in Midtown and they would throw out this steak. We had a steak. Like, it was a little slices all the way down and I would see how much they would eat and then I would just go one over and be like, that's mine.

39:06I'd just put that in there and be like, and I got some steak. That's always the way to do it. When you're that poor, you're like, I'll eat around it. Yeah, I just ate it. I was so hungry. But it was a farmer. And I didn't know what to do. I didn't let try to go and tell them so I took a bite out of my burger. I have to get home. I'm tired. Was that, I'll just eat it. Because I'm saying they picked the wrong guy. You pick me who just smoked a bowl. I don't know. What am I going to do? Going in karate kick people? Yes. No, I wasn't that type of guy. Dude, you could be like, show enough in the last dragon and go fuck up.

39:41I'm a fucking cheese person. When I say, oh, eat my burger, you could pick the wrong guy to do that too though. You could pick a guy who just found out that his wife's been fucking his best friend. And she stole $100 ,000 from his bank account and his boss just fired him and then he is in a fucking rage. That's... And he gets a cheeseburger and it's got a bite taken out of it. And it's like, oh, okay, motherfucker. And then you pull in with that cheeseburger and just start laying people out. Yeah. You're describing... You're describing what's going to happen to all these YouTube pranksters. Some of them are bringing big giant security guards with them.

40:23Well, that's their thing now because there was a story about a guy, one of these pranksters that got shot. He got shot in the stomach. Oh, I saw that. And then an article came out with interview with his dad. Shot in the stomach by an illegal immigrant, by the way. Yeah, but still a prank. I feel like that dude is so quick to pull guns. I mean, where's he from? Fuck around with it. He ran from something. You know that guy ran from something more dangerous than him. Yeah, maybe jail. I mean, yeah, there's like some guys from jail. Some of these people are like, dude, you don't want to fuck, it's again.

40:57The wrong guy. You picked the wrong guy. Yeah, you picked the wrong guy. You picked the wrong guy. Fucking pull his pants down. Just shot him in the gut. Dude, they were old pranks. People used to, because this is common waves. There was like in the vine days, people were doing pranks. Yes. And they were depancing like black dudes just walking up and depancing black guys like in the hood and being like, no, no, no, no. And the second day would like get swarmed on. They'd like, not a prank. And there's one where a guy does it and you hear that gun hit the street and that prankster's like, no, no, no, no.

41:30And the guy like picks up the gun and you're like, dude, when did you, you could have been dead? You could have been dead. A hundred percent. It's, and by the way, the security guards are just gonna make it worse. Because then you're gonna get a guy. Maybe you have a guy that can fucking handle himself and he's not scared of your security. And now there's two people getting hurt. More of the security guy gets shot first. Exactly. And you're like, dude, that's crazy, man. This is what people will do for attention. It's just nuts. But that's what it, that's alien, dude, it's alien weaponry. You might be onto something.

41:59They're coming from under the sea. Here's the thought. And they're giving us weapons. I'm all about USOs and I was dude. Yeah. I'm all about, it's unidentified submersible objects. Yeah. That's where they are, dude. Yeah. They're at the floor of the, That's a cat William said. Yeah. We were talking about sonar, hearing the voice. They're just touching my heart, where I'm like, do we both have the same crazy theory? And you said, is this correct or incorrect? You got to love that. We were talking about space, about how we know more about space than we do about the ocean, which is true. And he was saying that those underwater listening devices were most likely so that they could hear UFOs moving around.

42:40Dude. Because if they're really, I imagine they're really on bases. Here's under the ocean and they know about them. Well, here's the thing that, if they know about them, fuck you, you should tell us. But here's what I think. Tell us. The theory I heard, because I heard about, I listened to an episode of Last Podcast on the Left, where they were talking about USOs. And I got super into it, because I was high enough, you know, when the song hits correctly, sometimes the podcast will do that. And I was listening to Last Podcast on the Left, and it hit where I go like, it unlocked because they had this theory that, that they talked about, that the millions of years it took us to crawl out of the water and evolve into fucking, you know, whatever we are, like monkeys and then the Anderthals and then humans.

43:22All that millions of years, there were things under the ocean, evolving for millions of years with technology and stuff. And we're just up on the roof. But yeah, the problem is we've never seen anything other than us that manipulates its environment. The intelligent things that we found in the ocean that are real are dolphins and orcas. And whales, but dolphins and orcas are crazy. But like octopus is too, right? That's true too. But none of them, octopus are very smart. But none of them have ever figured out how to make things, like make houses and cars and ships. And it's all, they're out in the wild.

44:00There's no houses. I used to do a bit about how dangerous the ocean is, because there's no doors. I'm like, there's no doors. No matter what, it's just fucking sharks and crabs and no doors and everywhere you look, everything is eating everything. It's literal murder soup, because they all eat each other. It's a ladder of eating. Just everything goes up and eats something. And then at the top, you have killer whales that are eating whales. They eat everything. But what if we're missing something? What if we don't see it? What if we are too stupid? What if we're just like rock monkeys? And they're just like, they can't see down here.

44:38These guys have no fucking clue. You know when you're in a tinted car and someone's like looking in the window and you're looking at him like, look at this fucking idiot, you don't even see me. Mate, what if that's us with the aliens in the water? What if we're like looking down there in the water and they're like, these fucking idiots? Even when they come down here, they can't see shit. That's possible. It's possible that they also can be completely invisible. Like we're really close to being able to do that now with stuff. They figured out how to like project what's behind things on screens.

45:12So you can like have theoretically have a vehicle that has its moving through an environment. It's projecting what's there. That's a predator shit. Yeah, like literally that's that's a concept that they're working on. They're working on for aircrafts. They're working on it for for vehicles. Terrifying. Yeah, so they're right. And that's just step one. Step two would be do something that alters reality around the thing so it's invisible. Yeah. So that's right. So you go into the ocean and we're like down there and we're so limited because we can't breathe down there. So we're limited. We're in like submarines or we have robots.

45:53And it's just like a it's just like a fucking ring. Every footage under the sea looks like a ring doorbell where it's just like and we don't know what the fuck. Yeah, they could be behind it like these idiots. There's so little of it that we've explored. There's only like 10 % of the ocean floor that we've explored. 10 % that's so crazy. 10 % and then the thing that they always see you UFOs or usos over water, it's like the high frequency that they see them. And then they just fucking just down in there and they're like follow me bitch. And we're like we can't we can't breathe. You know space or the ocean we can't breathe down there.

46:28We have a limited amount of room we can move around in. Just the idea of something being here the whole time is so creepy. Yeah. Yeah. And them but us being what's comforting is we're all so stupid. We don't see it. Right. Imagine if you had a friend that's like, Hey, if you're a couple people could see it, you would be terrified. Imagine if society had gotten to a point at one point in time where artificial intelligence and human brains mixed. And we created a super class of of species like a new thing that's both technological and biological. Yeah. And only a small number of beings got that.

47:14I mean, you know, those beings for some reason left and left us here the way we are. Yeah. That's what we're seeing with these aliens. Those are humans that went that went down the road that we're going down right now. And they're like, dude, we're going to get out of here. Yeah. And then maybe there was like all the disasters that happened, like the younger dry is impact, the asteroids hit all that stuff in level society, but they escape because they're interdimensional travelers. Yeah, they're like, we're going to get the fuck out of here. It's like leaving a house. You just like, I don't care about the house anymore.

47:46Yeah. They don't need food anymore. They probably work on nuclear energy or something. There's probably some crazy power. Or like anti matter. Yeah, it's like a thing that we would never even think of. Yeah. They don't need to breed. The thing that I, the Jimmy Carter brief, did you know about this when he, were they briefed him in it like broke him emotionally, where he was like so upset where they were like, hey, by the way, they've been here forever. Like there, he was like a deeply religious man. We'll talk about Carlson's talked about this recently. Really? Yeah. Tucker Carlson said that he believes that they've always been here.

48:19And he believes that it's probably, he, you know, he was talking about like good and evil. And we all, we know that good exists and we know that evil exists. Sure. We know that people are capable of doing evil. Like these are real forces in the world. Yeah. And there, so what people are saying is that these experiences, some people having with like benevolent ones, that you're, this is the stories of demons. This is the stories of the Bible that there's like, there's, there's races that are evil. There's alien races that don't give a fuck just like this. Oh, you're praying mantises. Yeah. But eat hummingbirds like in nature.

48:55Just just because they're super. There are creatures that are aggressive that are smart like a hyena. And then there's like animals that are aggressive and just powerful like lions. Like think about us, the smartest animal on the planet that we know of. And what do we do to chickens? Fuck them. No, those chickens. I go, no, you don't fuck. God, God, this is what this is my whole world and rattle. I go, Joe, I fuck chickens, dude. I don't know. I didn't think you were going to get me like that. But yeah, there could be the, the idea of benevolent aliens of like the idea that there's are aliens that are good and aliens that are bad.

49:30Scares me so much more because you're just like, please leave me alone. And like good ones, they all me out of it. I mean, but imagine like if something became super intelligent, but in a more balanced environment, like instead of the way humans are so much more intelligent than everything else. Yeah. What if there was other shit around that was pretty close to us? So you're saying like, what if the food chain, the gap wasn't as big between one and two? Right. Would we ever, that would be a lot nicer to each other. Right. But would we ever get to this point? That's the thing. I think if it did, it would be a slower role, but I also believe that community and empathy would be higher.

50:13If we had less of us, more of a threat, more threat. If there were, if there was like, I tried this as a bit, but it never worked. If dolphins had legs, like if they just came out, because they rape and if dolphins came out and just on land and you'd be like, because they're so, they're all muscle. Yeah. So they would just fuck our shit up. Oh, they kill you. Yeah. Yeah. A dolphin that could breathe. Yeah. And then, yeah, we're absolutely fucked. A matter of, but I think you'd be so pro dolphin, but dolphins evolved legs. And they just become the worst rapist to plan it. And they're like, what were you wearing?

50:48And you know, they rape your dog. They rape everything. Just everything. They rape your car. Yeah. I got super intelligent. They just fuck everything they find. I think of my ultimate got fucked by a dolphin. I'm going to lay to work. They, your e -muse laid out. They're fucking garage. They're just, just like a tornado of rape. It's just coming through and fucking it down. Well, they also commit in phantracide. What's that? They kill babies. So those Chinese anti -native law. What do they call it? In phantracide is like large scale killing of children, I think. I think I might have exaggerated that.

51:21But I think what they do is when female dolphins have babies, apparently they won't breed for a long period of time while they're raising that baby. Sure. They're being good moms. And what male dolphins would do if they have not had sex with the female dolphin. I hope I'm not fucking any of this up. They'll kill the babies to fuck the mom. Force the mom into breeding again. Force back into estrus. That's a trailer trash. The strategy that the female dolphins have employed is to have sex with as many male dolphins around her as she can. So that no one knows who's the baby. Yeah. So everyone's like, that might be my kid.

51:57Exactly. Genius way. That's a part of in phantracide. In phantracide, insustations have been quadrupled in the past decade. And now in phantracide has now been documented in six species of tooth whale, including multiple populations of common bottle nose dolphins. Damn. Yeah. So if you're a grown dolphin, you made it through a lot. You made it through a lot. You made it through a lot of dolphins want to fuck your mom while you were a kid. If you can't make a house, the world is rough. Do you know how different I would have been? I was raised by a single mom who dated. If all those guys had to kill me to fuck my mom, oh my.

52:37Do you know how dangerous I would be right now? Oh my god. I would be dead. I would just be a way. Yeah, I'd be absolutely dead. I would be a kid. I was also a little sweetie pie. I was a Kevin MacAllister. I'm not setting home alone traps. I would have gotten rolled. Dennis, I'll tell you the guy's name. Nice to learn. He was the first guy I'm home dated after my dad. Dennis would have killed me. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. Cause he would have been like, wait, you're not going to fuck when this, when this kid's around and she's like, he's not. Just coming up behind me with piano wire. I'm like, yeah.

53:07I think for dolphins, it's like six years too. That's that times out. Exactly how old I was. I was maybe five when I'm started dating. That's so funny to think about them. I have to be like, when I was like, I'm going on a date. It's the whole day of the cycle. Where the fuck is he? Come get me. You son of a bitch. How where does it we put those things in swimming pools and pet them in right? I'm a shit. Yeah. Just tricks. Do a trick. I, uh, I went to the Atlanta Aquarium. They have a great aquarium and I was doing shows there and I went and went to the dolphin exhibit. And I thought it was funny because these dolphin trainers are also scientists.

53:45Yeah. But then they have to dance. It's like the weirdest thing though. Like they know all this stuff about dolphins. But then they're like, hey, do a little, do a little routine and feed them a fish. And you're like, how disrespected are you as a scientist that they're like, and fucking twirl around a little bit. And making these incredibly intelligent wild. Wild beasts of the sea. Do these dance? I'm surprised they don't snap all the time. Yeah. Do they kill a lot of trainers? Killer whales do. They've killed a few. Yeah. That's when they do. They kept, they kept using them because they're so valuable.

54:20A male killer whale. So he killed someone and they kept him around. Who's the guy that's next up on that? Oh, who's the guy that they're like, I think they sold them to another place. That's what you do because no one working there will be like, yeah. Whatever happened with that one, there was one in C world. So the four fatal attacks by Orcas and captivity. Tillicum was involved in three. And he's the, he killed three people. He's the one from Blackfish, right? Yeah, he probably killed three people. Damn, he's got three bodies on him. Why wasn't Tillicum put down? Brent Cho's family and animal rights activists say do not want to see Tillicum killed.

55:02Brand, how do you say that name? Brent Cho. Brent Cho. Brent Cho's sister Diane Gross told the Associated Press that the trainer loved the animals like they were her children. It would not want anything done to that whale, even though it killed her. Yeah. Get over it, lady. The things, uh, things murdering people. Yeah, just it killed your kid. If you're the family members of one of those people, you want that whale killed. Like, first of all, you should really let it go. Yeah. You're, you, you're holding it in captivity against its will and it's a super intelligent, like behemoth of the sea. I thought I had a lung infection.

55:42Damn, it went down with emphazine. Where did it, where they take it? They moved it somewhere after it killed three people. Just moved it. Imagine working at that fucking place. And you go, who do we get? This is the killer where it's killed three people. We got Tillicum. We got Tillicum. Yeah. To Victoria, British Columbia and then back to Orlando. Wow. Damn. It's a long trip. He sired 21 calves throughout his life. So that's what I want him for. It's come. They want his jizz. Yeah, it's one of his hot orca whales. Is he not? So you're not allowed to capture them anymore? Yeah, wasn't it that you're whale hunters all about that?

56:18Just like, I don't know. Oh, dude, it was wild. It was on discovery, I think. And there was just these guys going out there and they were trying to stop people from whale hunting. So they just like smashing to their boats and shit. Isn't it crazy that they're saying you're not allowed to go capture them? Okay, everybody would agree that's a good thing, right? Sure. But you're allowed to keep them and make them breed and make you more of them. Just like saying, like no more slavery, except for the slaves you have. And if they and you can have kids with them and those count, but no new slaves, but no new one.

56:51You can't almost buy it. You can't go buy a new one, but you can keep the one you have right now and force it to breed. Like if they are as intelligent as us, but they just can't manipulate their environment. It's very similar. It's not a human being, obviously. So we don't respect it and treat the same way as we treat ourselves. Sure. Imagine if it was a human being in the same role. That would be insane. If there was a human being that had a living in a swimming pool and and do tricks and and feel like if it's as smart as a human being, yeah, you're going insane. They don't know how smart they are.

57:25They really don't know. Do you think they just feel crazy the whole time? They're just like 100 % just how they're fucking nuts. How am I fucking? How do I have to dance to feed to eat and you're trapped in a swimming pool? Yeah. Where's the ocean? But it just be like us in a room, like a pretty big room that you could run around in. And some of them are born in captivity. When this one was captured at two years old, it was put into one tank in Iceland. And that was transferred. And when it was transferred to the new tank in British Columbia, it was abused, it said by two older females. Oh. Wow.

57:56Or it says forced him into a smaller pool. That is crazy. Get out of here. And he's like, I go to the medical pool. Wow. The trainers had to keep him and the other pool for protection. So it's probably isolated just like a person becomes a serial killer. Yeah. Abused, isolated. Yeah. No wonder he's killing people. Yeah. Because he's trying to he's flailing to get out. He doesn't want to live like that. And it fucking assholes. That's why he grabs a lady that's like, I think we can get him up here, but that energy of them getting like killed right before he goes. What the fuck? What the fuck? I think we can get him.

58:28Yeah. Guys, if you clap, I think he'll come up and you just feel that like that pull, that like animal strength of an oracle way. That has to be the most terrifying way to die because you are drowning, which is horrible. But number two, you're being forced down by a thing that's the size of a building. Yeah. Not that big, but like it's the size of a Mack truck and it's fucking holding you down at the bottom of a pool. And you're just like, and you're just trapped in its teeth. Yeah. And it obviously doesn't give a fuck about you, but it's holding you in a way that you're like, well, this is it.

59:04Rescue attempts were thwarted by the whales, refused to let burn go even after she was believed to have fallen unconscious in the water. Her corpse was later retrieved of a large net after which she was determined to be deceased. Her death was ruled an accident. It's murder. That was murder. The whales were like, they were keeping her there. They were high five after they were stopping the rescue attempts. Yeah. They dumped each other. They wanted her to have their life. We got it. They wanted her dead. Yeah. That's so crazy. They're so smart, man. Well, also was she the head trainer, the lady they got killed.

59:39Well, she was only 20. And then I'm reading in the second one. This is a, this, the second was a guy's out. They call him a vagrant snuck into the pool, which by the way, until it came killed him. Yeah. By the way, you, you, you sneak into that is the ace ventura moment where he's like, here's snowflake. Here's no. Like, now I'll sit on my till come side. That guy, that guy, fuck you. Yeah. That's on you. That's him. But I'm on till come side. Like, what are you doing? Why, why are we still allowing that? That's so crazy that after if anybody's watched that movie, the Orca movie, what is it called?

1:00:13Black fin. Oh, black fish. Black fish. I thought you were going to say free willy. I was going to go, I know in the soundtrack. Black fish or have watched any of the documentaries, any of the YouTube videos that you could see about Orca's in captivity. It's crazy that that's legal. It's, it's torture. Yeah, you're taking a thing that's, they're just like, do anything. It's a prisoner. It's a prisoner for life. It's also giant. It needs space. Yeah. It needs space. I can't imagine feeling guilt free owning that place. It's literally like you being stuck in this room for the rest of your life. And then I come out and I do a sick routine.

1:00:49And you give me like cheeseburgers and I come back in here and I go like, that new Batman bits really hitting. Imagine when you stuff my face and then finally I've just had enough of it. After years, years of daily of just that. And by the way, absolute abuse because I'm sure Orca's, they're smart enough that they don't always listen to commands like anything with intelligence. It's not 100 % going to listen to commands. It's got to think and sometimes it doubts and sometimes like, and then they probably were like, abusing it. The fact that they killed her and that the other whales did look out like a fucking prison hit.

1:01:26Would I would be like, yeah, I don't want to speak out there. But if I was her family, I'm going back to Shamu because I was like, why did they call him all Shamu? Yeah. The first one, not the first, but it was one of the first ones was called Shamu. And this one had an incident too. It didn't though. The woman didn't die. But which she bit the legs and hips of Vanette, Echis, a sea world employee who was told to ride her as part of a film publicity event. Shamu refused to release the woman until other workers came to the rescue and pride the Orca's jaws apart with a pole. Oh my God. Oh my God.

1:02:05She died four months later. Or the way all not the woman. Yeah. Oh, she's only conditioned to perform with trainers wearing wetsuits. So the problem is this girl got on with wearing a bikini. He's by the way, it was 71. So they were absolutely doing that. Like, why don't you give him a sexy ride? A sexy ride on Shamu. Shamu loves sexy ladies. And then Shamu was like, I am a devout Muslim. Gideas are either good up or gone. That's, I mean, do like skin. Yeah. Get your dirty vagina off of me. Hey, you fucking weird rock monkeys touching me with your fucking landscape. You got your feet on me, your dry skin.

1:02:46She was only trained to do it with people wearing wetsuits. Yeah. So she had previously attacked people in bikinis before. And if you're like, if you're one of those guys that like is running that park and you're all sexed up on cocaine on good 70s cocaine. And you're like, yeah, baby, you can ride Shamu. I don't know. I can't do that. I don't think you should put her on there. No, no, no, it's a sexy ride. She loves sexy rides. And he's like, he pulls up and it's trans am. And he's like, yeah, you can ride the whales. Because back in the 70s, they didn't give a fuck about animals. They didn't give a fuck.

1:03:2070s and 80s. Dude, one of our codes, bro. Dude, my low and Otis, there is a movie called my low and Otis in the 80s and 90s. What is it? It's a movie about a puppy and a dog that love each other, right? My favorite episode of Legion of Skanks, ever is I wasn't even on it. Lewis J. Gomez talks about it gets teared up because he loves the movie so much. I think he's drunk on the podcast. It's like, if you watched in your childhood, it sticks with you. It's a movie about a dog in a cat that from 86. And it's like, yeah, it's about a pug in this cat and their friends. And they just go on a wild adventure through wherever they're going through, right?

1:04:00Okay. And you're like, as part of my childhood, it's live action. I remember this being like, dude, this is such a sweet movie. You look up the animal abuse that occurred on this movie and I can't even watch this because it upsets me knowing there's, I think you can look it up. There was a scene involving a cat where they killed like 12 of them to get this scene done because I think it was filmed in a country with like no animal rights, like no at all. And they were just like, that scene, that was the scene where the cats and the, I think they lost like a bunch of cats. Oh my God. There was a scene where they had to make them walk with a limp and they were just breaking his leg.

1:04:38Oh, that's what I mean. You read about it and you're like, oh my God. Once they did that episode on Skanks and then I read about it because I like was listening to the episode playing video games and I was like, I got to look this up. It fucked me up. I like can't. Oh my God. It's the animal welfare allegations. Yeah. Um, okay, yeah. They probably aren't going into the details, but you can find the details online. But they were like, because you see it and you're like, oh, look at that. An animal and a cat, friends. Well, he's not like the idea of like, if you ran like a, a billionaire pedophile business, sure.

1:05:23All right. I'm with you. You did it through an animation company. Oh, is that kind of like that? Well, the Nickelodeon thing with that guy got busted. That guy, Jay and I talked it on the bonfire before I left, but this guy at Nickelodeon did all he was like on. Remember the show head of the class? He was. I don't remember. Yeah, this guy named his name's Dan something and he was a, a higher up at Nickelodeon. And it found out that he was just like, um, like wildly abusing everyone like to feet pictures. Dude, his pool at his house, this guy, Dan Schneider, this guy, his pool at his house is a foot.

1:05:58And he was accused of having like a crazy foot finish. If you have a crazy foot finish, don't make your pool a foot. Whoa. Yeah, invest. Yeah, there's a series. That's what it is. I learned all my shit from bad documents. The promise if you get busted for something like that, you look like that. Everyone's going to believe you did it. Yeah, but you got pedophile face like a mother. He's got that face. Yeah, some deviant shit. You know, who else had that was the guy that did all the boy bands in Orlando. So Lou, um, Lou, what was his name? Lou Pearlman. Lou Pearlman, you're just like, yeah, you abuse, you abused kids.

1:06:32Like you see a picture of him. Probably the best ones, Jimmy Savo. Oh my God, dude. Yeah, look at that. Oh, yeah. Look at him. Just a bunch of hot boys screaming. Like they're all having a good time. He's like, yeah, he's just not. Oh my God. He looks like a Philip Seymour Hoffman or a fat suit and played an evil guy. It was on worse heroin. Yeah. You fuse on me, Harold. Look at him. Oh my God. But Jimmy Savo was like, um, the creepiest looking creep of all time. But by the way, he did shit that was like in the documentary. I don't even know if they brought it up. Like he would like fuck with kids that were dying like on the step of death.

1:07:09Maybe even past. Oh my God. That is evil. He looks like a demon. And also who wears a mess shirt like that when you're all old and got turkey skin. A freak, a sexual freak. Oh. And he had his own supply of kids. Yeah. And sexually abusing these kids. And these kids are like, dude, I'm dying. I got fucking leukemia and I got to fuck this weird looking dude. But yeah, imagine that other people knew. Yeah. And they protected it. That's the worst part. There's no way no one knew that he was fucking kids. No, it's like, um, it's like the Sandusky thing in Penn State where there were like people that were like kind of found out about it.

1:07:46And then we're scared that if they said anything, they'd lose their job. Right. And then you're like, well, yeah, that's where the power comes in. It's not necessarily a clean and cut thing morality was. I mean, obviously it is. I think you say, if you see something, you say, but like those people kind of who are next to that kind of power, well, they have that thing in them that they want to be close to that power. Yeah. They have that like thirst to be close to that power. So they're not going to say anything because if they say anything, they're kicked out of the party. And they don't want to get, you know, when in reality, guys like him should be like, be hunted for sport by people.

1:08:23And then you put that on cable. Yeah. And I watch that. And you get really rich. Yeah, you get really rich. You're hunting bad people. Yeah. And you go like, I want to see Jimmy Savo get. Well, imagine if we did have the ability to film things in HD from the sky where you never interacted, you could do the entire show. It's common. And it's Jimmy Savo gets let loose. And one of those kids is 18 now. Oh, yes, Bayes. And it's him and his dad. So it's like a bonding experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you get the guy Larry Nesser, Nasser from Michigan State. I just watched that video of the dad trying to attack him in court.

1:09:00That'll fire you up when you see a dad be like, can I get a minute with him and the judge is like, you know, I can't do that. It's just like the move and then he tried to get like this guy. This and it's completely understandable. Larry Nasser is a piece of shit. What happened to that guy? Did he get in trouble? Yeah, this is a.

1:09:22By the way, shout out his daughters for being proud the entire time of him. They don't ever break. They watch it and they're like, thanks, dad. He just wanted to get his hands on Larry Nasser. That's right, man. That one recently, the guy jumped across and got that. That's why that one's wild. That's got some air. Yeah, that one. That guy got a full fucking jump, man. That was a full Goldberg spear in the air. That was not instantaneous. He was preparing for that. Did you know there's no way? Did he go like, do you think he did like a test? He just went for it, man. It was so fast. There's a moment where you wonder if he goes like, it was so fast.

1:09:58Watch how fast he moves. Here he is.

1:10:07Yeah, get your two. Yeah. You know what? No, whatever. He jumped over the whole desk. Whatever prison he gets put in. You're hoping there's a longest yard situation where you can use this guy on the field. That guy's gonna be a hero. Yeah, he's gonna go in and be like, and you got her too, because he got him. He got him. It was an arm tackle. He got her. Did you see what they did to him though? The next time they brought him in. Yeah, they like muzzle them and kept them like, handable, like they're like handable, like they're. Yeah, show how they brought him in the second time. Look at how they brought him in.

1:10:37Which you should have entrance music like a fighter. Look at this guy. Look at that. They gave him a net. They put his hands, his hands are in bags. He can't use his fingers. He's handcuffed and shackled. And they got seven guys around him. Yeah. Wild dude. Look at his eyes. Fuck. But you know what? You hear that thing. Imagine being him right now. But you hear that thing where the judge goes like, because from what I read, he was prepared to get like, parole, I think. That's where he was in his head. And the judge is like, no, no, no, no. You're staying for like five more years and he's like, fuck that shit.

1:11:14Like that is such an instantaneous like. Fuck this. What? Yeah. I don't know what he did. I don't know what situation was. But in that moment of being told like, na na na, you're. He had just been doing a speech I remember hearing it. He said like he had not been committing crimes anymore. He has rehabilitated and that she's like, no, I don't think so. She then did the move. She did the Kameh Mutambu and she's like, no, no, no, no. What was he being tried for? Like what was he there for? But do that battery? No way, not that guy. No, no, no, I mean, this guy doesn't have an aggressive bone in his body.

1:12:00Dude, but by the way, that is a fucking hell of a defense battery on a protected, oh, that's the one we got for that. Oh, that's what he got for the judge for jumping it. They hit him with a book. Yeah, they hit him with so many charges. And it's a viral video. They have to put a stop. Yeah, it's like streeters, right? Like they're like, they don't show them on TV. Right. And then when they do catch him, they're like, we got to hit you with something. We got to hit you something big. I was at the Super Bowl and they ran in the streeters that got there. Do you see the one guy bet on himself? Yeah.

1:12:29And that's immediately what I said to Che when we were at the game. I was like, dude, those guys put a bet down that they would do this and they're going to make a lot of money off this. That's pretty wild. It's because why not? You'd be like, I bet there'll be a streaker in the third quarter. And then you're like, I can affect that. That's pretty wild. My favorite is that all these betting sites now allow wrestling as a lifelong wrestling fan. I'm like, come on, guys. That's hilarious. This is crazy. Like you're watching Monday Night Raw and they're like, Monday Night Raw, Draft Kings. You're like, this is fake.

1:13:00This is pretty determined. How is that legal? Do you guys try to ruin gambling forever? Dude, also, what's next? You're going to bet on fast and furious movies? Yeah. I bet Vin hits Nas in the first fucking hour of the movie. He's like, this is fucking wild. You're watching, you're going to bet on plays on Broadway plays where you're like, funny girl. I bet she has a problem at the end of Act One. It's fucking ridiculous. It's so stupid. And I love wrestling, but I would never be like, finally. My favorite thing was coming up with gambling for my friends when we watched the Royal Rumble. Like you put money in a pot and then you get numbers and then that's your guy, but not like going on a app.

1:13:41Yeah. Putting out like a thousand bucks. Fuck that. Well, I think guys get super addicted to that too. It's gambling. Yeah. It's a hundred percent gambling. You ask people that went to gambling, gamblers anonymous, like people that have been through the program through that and they'll be like, fuck heroin. Well, they say it does the most damage. It does the most damage out of all the addictions. Heroin is a set price. There's no set price with gambling. You and by the way, the more you go up, the higher the high and lower the low. So you're doing big, big bets. You're gonna, if you get fucked, you're fucked.

1:14:18Sure, if you win, it's amazing. But then all you do is you just want to go do it again. People don't walk away. It's like dealing drugs. People never walk away from that shit. They never win. The house always wins. They're gonna take your money. Always. Always. They're not. They have the smartest. Did I have a buddy when I first moved out east? I lived with my buddy Morgan in New Jersey and he loved, he loved the taste. And this is like when you had to go to a bookie and shit. So he was like doing some real gambling. He would get so fucking into it. But then he was right. He would yell this thing all the time when he would bet on the points and the points would hit to fuck him.

1:14:58He would be like, they're from the future. They're from the fucking future. He would scream. If he lost like a thousand dollar bet on the mix and you're like, yeah, they have the smartest guys working for them. Like they know how to set the line. Like all those guys are fucking crazy smart. They're crazy smart and they use analytics. Exactly. You're going against Wall Street. You're going against guys that probably could be making millions on Wall Street. Yeah. And you're just like, yeah, I think the chiefs are gonna win. Do the worst was gambling is got. It was in Vegas. So obviously there's more gambling.

1:15:31But the Super Bowl, if your team's in the Super Bowl, you fucking care. But I've been to two Super Bowls and what I've learned is there's a lot of people there that don't give a shit. They just want to go to a Super Bowl. They're just at a Super Bowl. They don't care who the teams are. As someone who does care who the team is, it's a different viewing experience. Right. So the fourth quarter of the Niners Chiefs game, I'm a diehard Niners fan. I am like sweating. I'm like, Jay and I are like punching each other in weird ways. Like we're just like, we're just like this the whole time. We're like holding hands.

1:16:04It was fucking nuts. These fucking guys in front of us, we're just these like business CEOs from North Carolina. And as they got drunk, they like, they notice Jay, because you know, he's on SNL. So they like know a famous guy. So they kind of were doing that thing where they wanted to talk to us. But we were like, dude, it's a fucking Super Bowl. Like we're watching the Super Bowl. This is big for us. We're 49ers fans. Can we watch this? And by the fourth quarter of the guy goes, yeah, I've got a part lay if Brandon and I you can get two more catches. And I just put my hand in front of his face.

1:16:38And I went, what do you know? I don't want to talk to you, right? He's like, he was turned around talking to me. And you're like, because he thinks I care about his bets. You're like, dude, I love this team. We are almost at the mountaintop. Shut the fuck up. Right. About it. It's like having a party over your house. And it's just the wrong person shows up. It just camps out in front of you and starts talking to you. And you're like, do you not understand? No. And I give too much of a shit about the 49ers, because it was the only thing my dad and I shared. So I give that extra. Oh, extra. Like this is connected.

1:17:13What? Boston with the Red Sox. It's like, yeah, it is. It's an additional identity. It's a disease more than it is an enjoyment. It's like a thing like, I see that logo and I'm like, let's fucking go down. I just fucking care so much. And that's hilarious. They played the last season. They played the Eagles in the NFC Championship game. And all my friends are from Philly. Like a lot of my comedy friends are Eagles fans. Big J, Vecchion, fucking Shane, Tommy. Like there's so many guys I know that love the Eagles, specifically Big J. And Big J is like, dude, I'm having a party. Come over and watch it.

1:17:51And I was like, no. I care way too much. I care way too much. And it was just him, Eagles fans, and then friends that didn't give a shit. And that's what I said. I was like, I know there's gonna be one person that talks to me that I'm like, please don't talk to me right now, but also I'm the enemy over there. So then I watched it at home. Worst decision I've ever had in my life. Cause I watched it alone and I just went like crazy, like an Orca whale. It's like screaming at a TV by myself. I do that if I watch fights. Yeah. Yeah, if I watch a good UFC at home, I'm screaming. Yeah. Cause you especially when I shut the door.

1:18:22Oh my God, it's pure enjoyment. It's like, yeah, it's the sports viewing equivalent of walking around your hotel naked. Yeah. You're like, no one can come in here. This is my room and I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want right now. It's unbelievable. And if you're live in your scream and it just seems normal. But you want one other person there. You want a person, all I had was my dog and she didn't understand why you're yelling. Why I was so fucking hyped up. And when Brock Perty's elbow got injured, she just saw me spiral into what? You know what dogs can tell your eggs just or whatever? She's just like slamming her body into my leg and shaking.

1:18:56And I'm like, no, no, it's all right. It's all right. We're fucking still in this thing. My dog is so sweet that he freaks out when there's violence in movies. Oh really? We're watching movies together. We're watching this new Netflix show. What is this new Netflix show? It's a Korean series about people that get infected and they become monsters. I don't know. That's the one called sweet home or something like that. Sounds badass. It's fucking great. It sounds. It's a fun show. Fun show. But there's some violent moments where the monsters get people. And the dog is like, what the fuck is going on?

1:19:28He gets up and he starts spinning around. That's a sweet home. Dude, that is fun show, man. Dogs have a good anxiety about stuff that I don't understand. Look, look, look, he's got a toy. He's like bringing the toy to me. I'm like, dude, it's not real, man. It's not real. Dude, my dog, whenever a dog comes on the screen, because she's like, what the fuck? Like someone's in her house. Like we'll just be chilling there. And then she'll try to like, shame came over. It was hanging out. It was the first time you met Mertel. And I think my dog was like trying to impress him. Because most of the time she'll look up and be like, nah, nah.

1:20:00And you're like, shut the fuck up. But this one, she was like, like, random to TV. We're like, you're not big. Stop acting big. Is that dog in this room? It would fuck your shit up. Also, she only barks at cute dogs. If it's like a hell -houndy something, she's like, nah. I'm good. It's just completely fast. She's like, nah, I'm not fucking around. The first time Marshall saw the American world when London he barked at it. Yeah. Oh, in there? Yeah. Yeah, that thing, if you're a dog, that has to be terrifying. Yeah, he saw it. He just went, whoa. Yeah. You like the fun? Is he cool with it now? Oh, yeah, yeah.

1:20:32He knows it's not real. All right. But that first time he's like, the first time he's like, whoa. And he hardly ever barks. Does Carl is car, one of his first barks ever, I think. Carl saw it and was like, what the fuck? You make noise? Yeah, hey, cool. Dude, that is great that you have a dog that you don't know if it barks or not. Marshall never barks. Dude. He'll bark if he wants to come inside. Like if someone leaves him outside for a bit. And he comes to the door, he'll bark. He'll like, one bark. Now we, like, mom. Yeah. Dad, someone's here. Yeah, dad. We rode it. We were like, because we got her during the pandemic.

1:21:08So everyone was inside in New York. And so we're like, don't bark. We live in an apartment, shut the fuck up. And then hilariously, Katie and I left the dog with her parents in Boston. Oh, no. And we came back in the dogs barking. And her mom rules. And her mom just in a box and accent goes, she barks now. And you're like, well, no, I don't think we want that. At least that we've tried hard not to do that. And now she'll just like, she'll pop off for random shit. Like people in the hallway. Oh, no. Because we live in a big building. So someone will be out in the hallway and she barks. And just that.

1:21:43And then it's the little grumbles. But remember, remember. Fuck it. Goddamn it, dude. I'm so jealous you can go everywhere with Carl. I wish I could bring my fat little bitch everywhere with you. Yeah, Carl could go anywhere. Carl just in your lab. Yeah, Carl's just like, especially if you time it right. Oh, Jamie, you get to get so evil if you want to. And then you can just have like a dog where you're like, that is correct. Yeah, man, I fucking, having a dog was the greatest thing about the pandemic was we got a dog. And it has made my life. It just rules dogs are amazing. It just absolutely rules.

1:22:14They're amazing. I had one growing up and then I just didn't forever. And I was always like, nah, I loved seeing dogs, but then having one, you're like, you know what's really funny? I always try to attribute human thought to the dog sometimes. Like I'm like, one of these days is going to get bored chasing this ball. Nope, there's not a chance in hell. Every time I have one of those, it's like a stick with a scoop on the end of it that the ball goes in. You get the highlight of it. Yeah, you highlight the shit out of it. You got a fucking dog. It's not. It's nice. It's fun. Yeah, you can get that thing going.

1:22:46He fucking loves that thing. When he sees me pulled out, they're like, oh, I'm a video date, because it's so silly. He's like bouncing around. Oh, Jesus. Dude, we do it every fucking day. If someone controlled my PlayStation intake and then just pulled out a controller, I'd be like, oh, we're going to play Rock and Leak home. I guess that's what it is, right? Because you never don't get pumped to play a really good game. Nah, dude, Spider -Man 2. I'm so excited that they're coming out. Like DLCs coming out and I'm going to go home and be like, that's me. I'm like Marshall with the toy. Hey, if you fucked around with VR at all?

1:23:20No, I don't like that shit. Let me explain why old school pot head love to be very high. I like controllers. Right. What I got was a steam deck, which is like, you know, the Nintendo Switch. It's like that on steroids. And it gets games like really good games for the road. It has made it, because I've fucked with everything from Game Boy on and having a steam deck. I'm like, I got it for Christmas. It's like this is the greatest thing I've ever had. I had to draw the line with video games when we had, we set up a LAN. Yeah, you get that. The old studio. Yeah. I got the bug again. Yeah. Where I was running in there to play Quake.

1:24:01Turn your brain off. Couldn't wait. Yeah, turn it. But always feel like shit when you leave. Like, what the fuck do I just do? You got to do it in like a small servings or like there has to be a purpose to it where you're like, you're done at this moment. Because if you can go, that's where it's, that's where you get sick. It's just if you can just keep going until, like, you need an ending point. Like, that's why like mad and the game ends. You're like, I played two games. I'm good. I should walk away from this. It was Quake. You could play Death Matches where you have like, you know, five, six guys.

1:24:32Oh, yeah. When you're all killing each other and you respawn and it gets up to a certain amount of deaths. Oh, dude, I, I, I absolutely love video games when I moved to New York. I was like, I'm done with them. And then six months later, I was like, where can I get a cheap Xbox 360? I need to plug back in. But yeah, I mean, Shane and I on my podcast, we were just talking about NCAA college football is coming out and we're, I think, going to play in a vacation around playing it. Because it's a game that hasn't been out since 2014. How does the new Apple, what is it called again? Vision Pro. Vision Pro work.

1:25:06Does it work? I know it works with movies, but does it have to be everything from like the app store or could you play like PlayStation on it? Yeah. You could play PlayStation? Yes. There's a way I've seen people connect, which is actually looking, I'll find the video of it. So if you could do that, then you're watching augmented reality PlayStation. So you're seeing. It's the way to get me in VR. A screen. Yeah, you're seeing a screen that's like fucking 30 feet wide and you're on the field. Yeah, dude, I would love to be. And you've got to remote control, just like you do with your regular game.

1:25:40You know, I grew up with Miami Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel. It'd be fun to play mad and just be standing next to him in VR with a controller. I'm like, run the goddamn play, Mike. Dude, I fenced with Mark Zuckerberg and we weren't anywhere near each other. He was on one side of the room, like 15 feet away. You did this really? This is the best example I can show you is that like they're playing red dead redemption too. Red Dead redemption on a big screen, but this is the Yosemite environment that the Apple heads that put you in. I love that. Oh, wow. So the sky is dark. Because here's the thing red dead rock started such an incredible job.

1:26:15That's insane. That would I would shit. By the way, they're seeing through it. Look at how big it is. It's your entire field of view. Yeah, and you can look around and just see that's about the most you could do right now. But that must be amazing when your entire field of view is taken up by the game. And in moments like this, like red dead, there's moments when you're like the desert or where you're in like a rain storm up in the mountains. Here's the question. Here's the question. Can you play Quake on that? You're like one of those people you go, I don't party anymore. I did like two hours later.

1:26:50You got it from Peru? I'm just going to do a gummer. Look how flaky it is. Is that pure? I saw your reaction to those screens in there. Yes. The big 55 inch screens. I have one of those at home. I try to play Call of Duty on it. There is a level of it's too big. Oh, really? Yeah. What do you mean it's too big? It just gets too huge. Have you ever played a Call of Duty in front? Have you ever gotten really close to the screen to play? Yeah. When we moved into our apartment, we put the wrong TV in the bedroom. And Katie plays Call of Duty. And she was playing video games like this too much. This is too much because the screen was like fucking on it.

1:27:27So we were like, oh, yeah, we switched it out. I remember back in the Quake playing days that guys didn't like some guys, didn't like monitors that were more than 21 inches. They wanted it right in front of them. So because you know, you're moving your mouse, right? And the mouse being... I didn't know Quake was a keyboard mouse game. Yeah, keyboard mouse. That's like some real shit. Real shit. That's the real shit. That's the scary shit. That's like, you get really good at the movement with the keys and you get really good with your cursor and you know how to jump and every time you hit the speed bar, you're jumping.

1:28:02Yeah, that's like Counter Strike. People used to be into Counter Strike, which is like... Quake is really fast. The thing about Quake is it's super human speeds. You're moving at super human speeds with rocket launchers. Oh, hell yeah. And you can instantaneously change weapons. You rocket someone in the air and you electrocute them to death. It's insanity. If you could do that, like that, on that kind of a screen. I don't know, but I'll tell you what. I'm looking up Quake 4 on my Steam Deck. It's a keyboard mouse. Like, you really want a keyboard or mouse. You don't want to fuck with it. You need really precise movement.

1:28:35Find like a good one with good graphics. The thing I'm trying to show you is how close some people put their face to their screen. That does get right up on that. Because you can... I would imagine if you're controlling a 21 -inch space. Yeah. And you are very accustomed to moving your cursor around a 21 -inch space with your mouse, right? You're moving it around. You're very precise. If you stretch that bitch out to 40 inches or 45 or 50. I mean, now you're doing this. Yeah. 100%. Oh, you're so... It's all in one van. Right there. You really want it like a 21 -inch monitor, I think. 24 to 27's the sweet spot.

1:29:10That's it, right? Yeah, that makes sense. Like right there. There is. And then you got to get glued onto that screen. Because you don't want to go back and forth the screens. It's going to fuck with your timing. Yeah, you need something that's consistent. Yeah, you need to consider. Those guys are fucking freaks with their mouse sensitivity and the weight of the mouse. Yeah. They add weights to the mouse. That's what it is. They take weights away. Some of them like lighter mouse's. They make mouse's that are hollow to take as much weight out of them as possible. So these guys make custom gaming mice.

1:29:38Mice. Mice. Go find the lightweight gaming mice. They literally... Like, you know what they do with race cars? They take everything out. Anything that weighs anything. They drill holes in the door handles. They do that. Those... look at these mice. Hybrid dude. Look at that. There's like skeletons. There's $170. Oh, dude, they're... By the way, it's that. Some of them are more than that. It's that ponage. Some of them are more than that. I love this called ponage. You had to $495. See that one in the lower right hand side? Yeah. It says Eurogamer, Jamie. The right hand middle. Yeah, that one. Right there, that light one in the middle row.

1:30:14That's my style. Damn, dude. And so what you're getting, because I know you're... Are you using the wheel on the top? I use the wheel to switch weapons. Sometimes I use the real... I'll use the rail for a rail gun. So when I know I want to hit the rail gun, I just turn the wheel and it turns into the rail gun instantly. So I have keys pressed that are all set up exactly for each weapon. I feel like a coke head talking to a crack head. Yeah. You hear me going, right? Right through below and you go, I smoke it out of glass after it's a rock. And I'm like, this is nuts. Yeah, right key is all rocket launcher always.

1:30:46Always. Keep that thing on a rocket launcher. Left key is fire. And how long the games last? Like you said they're fast, but like five minutes faster, like... Well, there's a timer. Okay. So like if you're having a one -on -one death match, you'll set a timer and it'll count you down and then it'll say, fight. And then you're just running through the corridor, picking up weapons, trying to pick up armor, and then dudes know where you're at, because they can hear you, because they can hear your footsteps and you're grunting as you're running. And so you're running through these corridors. It's always one -on -one.

1:31:18Well, you can do multiple death matches where you just have a fucking melee. Yeah. Where there's like 30 dudes just killing each other, and you keep respawning and they kill you. Those are fun. Those are really fun. But the way to do it, like one -on -one deathmash style, is the real way to do it. Do you have any friends that if you picked Quake 4 up, you could call them and be like, we're doing this. I wouldn't do that to them. I wouldn't do that to them. You would bring that back in their life. It's too immersive, man. It's too good. It's too good. And if you have responsibilities. Yeah, oh, no, I mean, dude.

1:31:53I do my responsibilities to put out, yeah. This is quite similar. It's kind of similar to Fortnite, right? Look how fast this motherfucker is. So he's shooting the rail gun. Now the rail gun kills you instantaneously. The rail gun is like wherever you point out, you got hit. You got that doom view. This is like doom. Look at this. And you're running insanely fast. Look how fast this moves. I love, it's fun to watch the camera on the guy because his face is doing nothing because he's so concentrated. Yeah, and you can see how he's switching weapons. Yeah. Right. Now he's back with the rail gun.

1:32:24He's got a rocket launcher. He's just flying around. Are they shotgun? Boom, shotgun. Kill that dude. Now he's got the, oh, that was the rail gun. This is the rocket. That's a rail gun. So he's just hopping around. Do they do like pro tournaments of this? Fuck yeah, they do. This is the finals. This is the top two guys. Really? Yeah. So see how he keeps running back to these spots. That means the weapons are respawning. So every time you snatch a weapon, you have a little bit of time. Boom. Damn. Okay. All right. This is the close -to -sync. Now they shoot rail guns at each other. So rail gun is like an instantaneous death unless you're really armored up.

1:32:56Did he kill that guy? It's 11 to three. So whoever liquid RPHs. He fucked that dude up, but that dude had a run and gets more shit. So he had to run and get health. So now he knows where he is. He's now chasing him. How good did you get at this? I got decent. You got decent, but you get on and then see some guys. I get fucked up. Because there's games. When you play online games, you'll go against people and you're like, oh, you're a different one. You don't have the time to compete with some autistic dude who's on ADHD medication. Dial dude. Doesn't have a job who gets a government check. And he's just rocking people online.

1:33:29It's like that South Park where they play a world of warcraft and their villain is that guy. It's like, those wrist -bursts. Those guys get good. And their identity wraps around their, whatever their name is and they're going out fucking people up. There's certain guys that you would see on a server and you're like, oh, no. Really? Yeah, you have a match with them. You just get killed under the night. Do you get that thing where you're like, stop. Oh, yeah, you get panicky. So you're like running into walls trying to find armor. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you get blown up again? Do they have videos of them freaking out?

1:34:00Because that's something I like to see as like, I was sort of like, gamers spasming and being like, what the fuck? Oh, there's a lot of those on Twitch right? That's great. That's, it's almost better than sports fans losing it. Punchy TVs. Well, it's so crazy and you can do it anytime you want. So you could have a match anytime you want. That's too tempting online with real people. Anytime you want, you log in, you see a server, you join the server. Boom. Yeah, you're in it. There's one on one death match is where there's people waiting. So you'll, you'll look, you'll find a server, you're like, one guy's waiting.

1:34:31Death Slayer 69 is waiting. And he's just like, and you spawn and they'll start talking shit. You got the key boys, you can talk quick. That's it. Fuck you bitch. Do we have to, we'll play online Rocket League or whatever, which is like car soccer, it's fun. That's plenty. Yeah, I read right here. Yeah, I read a lot at Rocket League. I, I played this for years. It's soccer with cars, which sounds, dude, it is so addictive. We get online at night and Katie and her brother, Kevin are both really good at it. And I'm like, I get too intense and I'm like, fuck, fuck and I like miss the ball and be like, fuck, I can rage out.

1:35:09But you'll play guys that you're like, oh, this guy's too good. Like he'll hit it in the air and then just like, over you just score a goal and you're like, what do you know? Yeah, there's tricks people can do and quake. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like guys that get so good at it that you're like, guys, Rocket Jump. What's the Rocket Jump? So if you, you are fully armored, if you have 200 armor, you can point your rocket down at the ground and jump at the same time as you pull the trigger and you go flying. That's genius. So you can rocket launch and Rocket Jump up to like a platform and then hide and then just start picking bitches apart.

1:35:47And so everybody that walks in, you got the rail gun, you got your cursor pointed right at the doorway and every time people run in the doorway, boom! Out, respond. That's how it is when I watch people play Call of Duty. I'm like, oh, you're just picking people off, get them. People get very mad at campers. Yeah, I did. But it's a fucking, look, you can add snipers in a war, shut the fuck up. That's the bar of the war. You can't get mad at snipers. Sniper's a cheating. Stop camping, you think I'm a sniper. Was cheating big back when you were playing? Oh yeah, there's bots. So they would hide, they would like, people would program, there was different bots and one of them was an aim bot.

1:36:24So that what the aim bot would do is you could never miss. So if you, you just with a regular stupid gun, like that only does like, you know, 10 points of damage every time it hits you, you get a pistol when you start. Sure. You're minimally armed. That's why you're going around getting the guns. It's very difficult to kill a fully armored guy with a pistol or a rifle or whatever you get. So you then you have to run and grab armor, you have to run and grab a rocket launcher. It's like, it's like a super, uh, one of those sweepstakes, the super store sweepstakes where they're like, go and you're just like going through a video.

1:36:52You're just running through, trying to gather up as much shit and you know the map. Everybody has maps memorized. So they know when things are spawning. And some of them even have prompts to tell them, you know, health spawns in 30 seconds. Yeah. So every time they pass over armor, armor responds and they have it all listed on the map and they're running around. And the guys would have these aim bots and they could never miss. So they would kill you and every time they kill you, they would be fully armored. They'd have all the weapons and then they'd know exactly where you're going to be and then they would kill you again.

1:37:21And they'd kill you again and kill you again. And you couldn't, you get every now and then they would die and they would respond and they would kill you again because they couldn't miss. I would love to just talk. Is this an aim bot? Well, this is all sorts of, at the beginning of this video, which you were talking. This is called duty. Yeah, it shows you that's fast too. That's how you can buy and how you can subscribe to them per month. Oh, so you pay a company and they give you all that shit? Oh, that's crazy. That makes me mad. That's crazy. But how do you prevent that? You don't. Bro, call duties a lot quicker than I thought it was.

1:37:52That's fast shit. It's getting, it's very fast. When they do multi players, there's one game. That's almost quick like. Yeah, there's one, there's one level where they're doing like storage units that I watch. Shipment. Yeah, shipment. That's what it is. And it's like nonstop. Like you just like turn a corner, dead, shoot, dead, like that fast. But when I, I remember one time laser tag back in the laser tag days. Laser tag. I camped. One time. Laser tag camp. I can't tell laser tag. I just sat by the charge station and every time someone recharged a back. I just like, had it do my stuff. We all went, you know how you got in the lobby and they'd show your stats.

1:38:27My stats were like, I'm surprised I didn't get a call from the military. It was like 700, like 300 kills. It was something wild. Because I was just sitting there. I was like a shitty little nine -year -old. Just be like, what you want to do? What? You want to do the zombie experience at sandbox. What is this? Sandbox is a VR game place. Okay. You go and you, there's a thing called Deadwood Mansion and then there's a new Deadwood something. So you go to a place to do VR? They have two zombie games. Yeah. You put on the headsets and you are in a house. You are in this house that's getting stormed by zombies.

1:39:05Yeah. And everyone has something. You either have two pistols or you have a shotgun or you have a rifle. And this is then your dish. Listen to me. Get the shotgun. Okay. The shotgun is overpowered. Sometimes they fuck up when they make a game. Yeah, they got a nerf or weapon. The shotgun's overpowered. The shotgun kills everything. The shotgun is the weapon. And you just stand there and it's... You just shot that boom. Shot that boom. I just say for a zoom you don't run. So you don't run into a table or anything. Yeah, but you run into your friends too sometimes because you're all together. You can see each other though.

1:39:37Oh, so if you bump into it. So literally I would see you with your armor on. I would know where your space is. And we would all be moving around together. But sometimes you bump back into each other. Yeah. But there's zombies coming through the ceiling. They're storming at you and clawing at you and see red in front of you when they get you. As someone that has sworn off VR, this is the way to get me into it, which is same VR zombies. It's so fun. It's so fun. It's gonna be scary as shit. Yeah, at one time I have the number three score for this Deadwood Mansion game. Just say that. I got the shotgun.

1:40:10Did you feel it though? It's one of the dudes who worked there. Told me get the shotgun. That's the way we use it. Get the shotgun. Yeah, because you show up because Hey Joe Rogan, get the shotgun. It's fucking over. That's nice man. It's really fun. It's a crazy game dude. But that's crazy. What the VR does to video games is it just heightens the emotional impact that it has on you because it's sensory. It's like kind of like deprivation tanks, but like it's just putting all the senses into that. Yes. Because like I was obsessed with this game Friday the 13th that they made back on PS4 and you would either be a counselor or Jason.

1:40:42And it's just all along dude, it's fucking wild. It was wild. I loved it. But what I would do is I'd smoke a fucking doing I would like a giant joint. And then I turn off all the lights in my apartment and I'd play Jason and it's like it's scary because you see this is the guy as Jason. But you go around and you hunt see the counselors inside. Oh my god, you're hunting counselors? Yeah, and wow. Dude, it is and that's the phone box. That's how you call the cops. He's got a set in a trap. He's a decent Jason. I still play it sometimes and I got it. I'm level 100. He's set a trap at the so Jason is smart.

1:41:17Well, you can set it's you it's all strategy. It's you versus these counselors. Well, but Jason can set traps. He has five bear traps and then five throwing knives. Doesn't that seem unrealistic that Jason would know? So it's stupid mutant that drowned in the lake. He's dead. He's dead monster. But shouldn't be so it's one. This game fucking you get so scared. Did you get so scared when you're like, because when you're a counselor, you're just like walking around. You're like going through drawers, trying to find weapons or whatever. Yeah. And then all of a sudden it's just like in the background, it's slowly like, ch ch ch.

1:41:47And then when Jason shows up at when you're at a cabin, he'll smash the window and it's like, yeah, yeah. And if you have headphones on, you're like, oh my god. I forgot it. It's I'm getting all goose up. I'm going home on playing. Jason, the servers are still up. I'm fucking back on it when I get home. I have not seen it, but I have heard legend of this alien game. That's on VR that's supposed to be insane. Like alien. Like you get a first movie. Oh, oh alien Ridley Scott. Yeah. There's an alien game. I just watch this is true. The I want I want to I want to make sure this is true. Because someone told me that it's a terrifying game that you can play on VR that's based on the first alien.

1:42:28Recently, I just were told me this they told me this at least a year ago. Maybe more data probably more than a year ago. Do you think we see in the future? Do you think we see things like heart attacks and shit from VR? Is it already happening? Like people getting so scared that it hurts them in real life. Well, I think if you're really vulnerable and your heart gets jacked up like 190 beats a minute, especially if you have one of those guys on those omni directional treadmills they have now. Oh, really? Dude, they have a surface. There's a new surface that it's a contained surface like a contained space.

1:43:04And whatever direction you walk in, it moves. Oh, so it does like the topography of life? No, no, no, it just stays flat. But you can go left and right and it goes left and right and if goes you back up, it backs up with you, you stay in the same spot, but you're walking around. And it's somehow or another registers through the headset into the flooring which direction you're going and it compensates for that. They're going to think we're such idiots in the future when they're like you just holding a controller and playing. But do you know what kind of good shape you would get in? Disney updated this.

1:43:39It's not available yet, but they've made one that's now they've shown it this year. Here's what you do. You put ankle weights on and you put a weighted vest on. And then you play one of these gun games that's really intensive and you get that and you get and you're walking around with all that weight on. That's a fucking worker. Also what they should do is, you know, we got those trillions of dollars going around in our military. The military probably has something like this developed. 100%. There with Boston Dynamics. They're probably laughing at this. Yeah, they go, you want to see our robot take down a fucking village in Columbia.

1:44:14The alien game I found if this is the correct one is someone made the actual alien game and they made like a VR port of it, if you will. So like they've sort of hacked it so that it works in VR. Oh, really? That's the official. I think that must be it. Fatigue. Alien. But what I heard is it's fucking terrifying. Yeah, because you can get scared of shit. I mean, I got scared of shit that Jason Gaiman. I knew what was going on. But that one movie was scary. Er because there was only one alien. It was smart. It was great. They kind of fucked that up in the second one because there was a bunch of them and they were kind of easy to kill.

1:44:48And they also just threw it in. They were like, and we're on the ship. We're on this planet. Here you go. There's a ton of them. I never bought the sucker one. It's a great movie. I love it. I love it. Alien. Did you like great movie? But it's not the same thing as the first movie. That first one was smart as fuck. Yeah. It was smart and clever. We wait for people and hide. It knew how to get around you. It knew how to attack you when you weren't looking. And the second one, they're all. They have a little mouth. Yeah. Was the little mouth in the second one or it came out? Oh, they always come out.

1:45:18Right here. Yeah, the little tongue. It's like a mouth and it gets you right in the head and sucks your brains out. Did you like Prometheus? Yes. I loved it. I just watched it. I did. I loved it. I had a problem with the idea. Yeah. And a problem with the ending because she escapes on this spoiler alert. She escapes on the spacecraft of the architects, like the big humans that made us. Yeah. And she's going back to their world. Like that she sets the course to be like, no, fuck this. I'm going to go where these people are from that made us and made the the animal, made the, made the alien. Yeah.

1:45:54It just leaves you. It just leaves you high and dry. We were like, where'd she go? Oh, show me that shit. I want to see what planet all these architects are living on. The last one was really good. Alien 3? What was, no, the last one. What was the covenant? Covenant was good. Really? You know, you know, he was in that. Jesse Smoulet. Really? Damn, when he pops up and stuff, you're like, oh, hey, like my deducts. I was, it was on like during Christmas and it was just on in my hotel. And I was like, hey, Jesse Smoulet. That's the kind of mistake that's tough to forget. Well, it's, it's getting caught in such a major lie.

1:46:28Such a sociopathic situation. But also doing something for attention. It's so, and you get turned on by the people that were helping you. Where they go like, yeah, fuck that guy. I, I helped them and he's a fucking dick and you're like, oh, my God. That's what's wild is dude. If I got, it's also like the way it was structured to come in with the news still on his neck. Like what? Yeah, dude, it's like, oh no, it's like a subway sandwich. You know, it's like, it's like a murder mystery dinners. You know where they have to oversell it with a like, oh, the knife is stealing me. But isn't that crazy that there's people out there that will do literally anything?

1:47:11Yeah, because they're not in therapy. If they don't have, they don't understand, they don't understand why they're reaching out for this. But don't you think people that are that broken? Like it's not that simple. That's so broken. No, not at all. I think what it is is it's like, you know, when there's like an infection because something's embedded in you, but it's not the thing that's embedded in you that's causing the problem as much as it is the part of it that's infected. And now it's got a different thing. Right. That's what that is where it's like something happened to them and instead of them solving it and pulling that out, that splinter that got infected, the infection that's being built on it.

1:47:48And now you're dealing with six things on top of the actual problem. All right. That's my guess. Yeah. But that's what it feels like. Because I've seen people go through bad shit and correct it and be okay. And I've seen people go through kind of bad shit. And then it just there's also this thing that people do when they do things like that. Would they recognize that a certain amount of bullshit is tolerable? Yeah. A certain amount of you exaggerating and experience and saying that you were threatened. A certain amount of that seems to be tolerated. And you don't want to question because that appears that you're insensitive and you go, well, you know, and then there were so many people that stood up for that guy and like made these tweets about.

1:48:34Well, we're knee jerk reaction. Yeah, but it's also like we don't have any information. You don't have any information and you're acting on this. But the story seems so implausible. But nobody wanted to say it. Nobody wanted to say, I think you made that up. I immediately thought of when that happened in like the reaction a couple weeks later, I immediately thought of Ben Stiller in the cable guy when they're doing like the Meninda's brother's spoof. Oh. And they do the phone call and he goes, I don't know who it was, but he was Asian. And they just like, you can, they're clearly lying on the phone call.

1:49:08And you're like, that's kind of how that felt to me where you're like, dude, you work in the arts. You should know how to tell a better story. Your storytelling is dog shit. Yeah, this guy.

1:49:31So that's like there, there's spoofing the men. It's like they clearly killed their parents, but that was their excuse. Yeah. And you're like, it wins someone like him who's been a child actor. This guy's been a child actor's whole life, right? And they know how the roller coaster goes. They know they're on fire. They're in mighty ducks. They're in fucking alien covenant, you know what I mean? And then they're on a big show. They're on a big fucking show. And then it starts, the tank starts running out. We were like, hey, the show's running out and we're not paying you as much as you think you need to get paid.

1:50:04You get desperate. And you start being like, well, what can I do to get to stay up there? Right. What's going to keep me? How do I rock it launch? Am I wearing enough armor to jump and rock it launch myself back up? And he fucked up. And he just does like, it was a desperate move. A publicity move. Yeah, we're being like, if this works, I am the victim. Everyone loves the victim. Right. And it'll just keep being that. But then you get fucking caught, dude. Hilarious. It's just funny. It's just the funniest shit in the world is you're like, what's up? Like that call when they do, ran as easy. Did this awesome show in Edinburgh at fringe in 2019 when I was there.

1:50:46And he did an hour about what it was like being busted, lying about 9, 11. Right. Dude, the show gave me anxiety because have how he did it beautifully. He did it beautifully. He was funny. It started funny. He was explaining how he was famous. It was the league. It was the last season. And he tells you about the call from the New York Times where the guy goes, I want to talk about 9, 11. And ran as easy as he was like, dude, he's the way he even telling you. Oh my god. Do I just describe it? You're like, oh, fuck. But he made it funny. And he made it into a thing of like, I fucked up. It was a great hour.

1:51:24I hope he taped that. I don't know if you ever taped that. But I mean, that feeling of like, small head getting caught when that first thing where they go, they're not buying it. And he's like, fuck. I think he's maintained that he told the truth to the entire time, hasn't he? Yeah, I think he, I think he, did he ever say, I don't know. This is where I feel bad for actors because his comedians, we can immediately go like, I'm a fucking idiot. Like you, we can say we're wrong much easier than actors. Right. Because actors have that, and you know, you've been around them. They have that like, it's like being around the queen.

1:52:01There's like little rules that you can't do. Or you're like, I can't bust your balls because you'll take it seriously. Yes. That's just how the entertainment business is. Like, musicians act different than actors and actors act different than comedians. And there's just all this stuff, but I don't think as an actor, he can go like, ah, fuck man, I was desperate. You don't know, you don't know when you're going to get on your next show. You don't know when you're going to get your next gig. If he would have just done one of those, he probably would have to admit that it was true. That's what I mean.

1:52:30I don't think he wants to admit that it was true. And now he's stuck in that prison forever. And now he's stuck in that thing where you're like, so you're saying something that we all, that the guys involved said that you were for a while. You know, for a while though, I guarantee you that some people believe him still. Like, there's people that believe cause me to the end. That is what a writer die. When that evidence comes out, it's like women that love serial killers. You're like, you can just get there, huh? It's like thinking that that work is not going to turn on you after it did three. Yeah.

1:53:01After it killed three people and you're like, I bet, you know, my pool is a little bit bigger. And then there's like the the female vampire helper. Like Galein Maxwell's like the female helper. There is a level of evil on that whole Galein Maxwell Epstein. That's why it's such a joke right now is because it's so bad. They're like, there's like an Epstein island and you're like, oh, he is the worst of the worst. It's like the most disgusting shit. But the it's what kind of it comes back to what we're talking about with billionaires. It's like if you got that evil person in your ear right there, you're doing some dark shit.

1:53:42Looks great. Galein Maxwell looks great as she runs Florida prison half marathon. Does yoga and Pilates ahead of March appeal? Who reads that and goes, good, good. Letter, yeah. I'm glad I was running. There's got to be people. Her life is threatened on a level that will never understand. Bro, there is no chance she stays alive. They let her out. No, because the people that are she's going to be writing a book, you know, she writes a book. I there's there's already a manuscript. There's already like, do you think that that's why she's in prison? Yeah, it's listen to this. What if she goes to prison to write a book?

1:54:20Because they say the only way that this information is going to get out. Is if we have you locked we have you locked up. Yeah, we protect you and you write a book. Dude, her information of rolodex of the things that have happened can destroy people that are as powerful as our top businesses. Like it will topple kings. Like she she has information on people. Of course, they're going to lock her. Yeah, wow. Yeah, letter of living the villages in Florida. Yeah, she's fucking just woman has. It's she has danger. She has a dangerous amount of knowledge and she's probably known the clock's ticking. Yeah, release the court documents expect well over a hundred people connected Epstein, which is just like what hold up.

1:55:02What's the full she's serving 20 years in prison for lewren young women of a blah, blah, blah, blah. Share her thoughts via an attorney ahead of the release of court documents expected to name well over a hundred people connected with Epstein Maxwell's lawyer Arthur Adala. Adala said that New York nation's Mario Kumo. Nonakuma. Cuomo. Quiz Cuomo, right? It's Cuomo. Quiz Cuomo. Not more. I think it's the younger one. I don't know. Yeah, the guy used to be on CNN. Yes. News nations Cuomo that Maxwell has nothing to say about the impending release of names, but that the former socialite takes issue with the fact that the only person facing consequences over the rampant sex trafficking of young girls is woman.

1:55:43I don't think she has anything to talk about. It's some where she is. Maybe that if you look at this crime, this overall crime, it's all about men abusing women for a long period of time. And it's only one person in jail, a woman. Absolutely genius. What a genius defense. Her going like this. So I guess it's a boys club when everyone's getting abused, but in court, it's only a woman. And you're like, well, the other guy got murdered. You know, Epstein got murdered in jail. Maybe he should tell us who else is involved and we'll lock them up too. Yeah, well, we'll put some boy names out. But how weird is it that no one got named?

1:56:12Well, that's what I mean with. That's how you know how much power is involved. She's on a level of danger that they're like, she's like, that's what we need to really get in our hands. There's still an eye can kill you in front of everybody and hide it in the news thing going on. What do Putin just do? Putin just killed the journalist and was like, what are you guys going to do? And we're like, the subways are real nice. Was that guy's name? Nevoline? Yeah, I always fuck it up. I have a way right. It seemed to be not like the sweetest of dudes either, right? Everyone's dirty. Everyone's a human being.

1:56:49That's the whole point is like there's danger on. He's like a professionalist. I think you just spoke out against Putin. The crazy one that I'm still obsessed with is the dude that tried to overthrow Putin. Do you remember that? We were moving in with an army. And then let's get to this guy first. Alexi Russian. Yeah. Alexi. Nevoline was a Russian opposition leader, lawyer, anti -corruption activist and political prisoner who organized anti -government demonstrations and ran for office to advocate reforms against corruption in Russia and against President Vladimir Putin and his government. So what was the controversy about him though?

1:57:25His views. No, no, no, but there were some other ones. There was some other ones like he's a Cosby believer. Yeah, he's like, I think Bill Cosby go to bed rep. He had some questionable things that I was reading. But the other dude like led an army and they were like, hey, he's marching on Moscow and then he went, just kidding, no, I'm not. And then a month later they're like his plane crashed and you're like, why are you getting into plane? You went against Putin and you're going to fly around in Russia. Are you out of your fucking mind? What the fuck is wrong with you? How is knowing around him going like, you can't John Maddeness, you can't take a bus?

1:58:03We can protect the bus. Imagine thinking that Putin wouldn't kill you when you pulled up to Moscow. In the tank. He like, he showed up in a tank. Just before he died. Okay.

1:58:17Just like who he was. Who he was. I mean, I don't know what. So he's basically an anti -Putin activist. Yeah, he's poison by him. Russian opposition figure anti -corruption activist was unlawfully detained as now been in prison for 11 years and six months. He's still in prison and suffers continual ill treatment, including constant surveillance and psychological pressure. He must be free to mediate in unconditionally. So he died in prison. And what was the controversy about him? Someone was saying something about his nationalist views. It could be, just see if you can find something. Someone was saying terrible things.

1:58:55But I mean, that guy dies. But you can always wonder. Like that is something that they would do. Yeah. You know, they would say, oh, he's... Do you remember when he got that guy lit Venenko in England with the sushi? Yeah. Where they just reads down and were like, you're dead. It's plutonium. They put plutonium in the guy's sushi. And he was like an ex, he was like a rogue KGB agent. And they were like, we'll see. But dude, you think they're bad. What do you think we do? Yeah, we do that too. What do you think we do? We do shit that we're like. The CIA's been cooking up stuff that even Russians go like, that's pretty deep fucking good.

1:59:31Like do you ever think they like wink at each other? You're fucking nuts. And he was like, it's like, yeah, we fucking did this whole thing. We flew planes into our towers. And they're like, you guys don't give it, fuck. Like if there's an open conversation about it, whether it is fuck around. Um, not a Western liberal Democrat. If there's a darker side to him, some say. That's such a fucking, they're pushing that out there to be like, hey, is controversial views on Muslims and the caucus, Georgians and Central Asian, Asian migrants in Russia immigrants from Central Asia bringing drugs to Russia.

2:00:06Navalny said in an interview with 2012, defending what he described as a realist visa requirement for wonderful people from Tajikistan and Uzbekistan. While he was reflected upon some of these past remarks, they frequently resurface causing some de -questionative to Navalny is what many in the Western world think he is. Navalny's controversial statements stemmed from his political origins in the nationalist movement, according to McGinn. There will be a feel good A24 movie about this guy in two years. He used to attend the Russian March, a very far right nationalist group generally behind the slogan, Russia for ethnic Russians.

2:00:47Anybody who expects Navalny to be an ideal Western liberal Democrat has been mistaken. She tells Euro news, his ultra -nationalist sentiment was prominent in a video dating back some 17 years filled with xenophobic comments. Do you think this is like his getting like when comics, when they bring up old clips of comics on podcasts? Like he was like, that was 12 years ago. I was crazy. So this is what he was saying. He said, everything in our way should be carefully, but decisively removed through deportation. Navalny said in a video dressed as a dentist, comparing immigrants to dental cavities.

2:01:23He was dressed up, he was doing costume work. He's like, he has his hands like this. He's like, I know we're having fun here, but really, we've got to get rid of immigrants. Maybe he was a sketch. Yeah, he's just doing an SNL sketch. He's like, live from Moscow, it's political prisoner. Maybe someone said, you know Navalny, the best way to get this information out is human. If you want you to be over the top against the immigrants, over the top, like they're fucking cavities. Pull out. And I am the dentist, the only dickhead of cavities for you. We'll call it laughing gas. And it's all sketches done like this.

2:02:02And then it's trick this dude and to do this. They really did a movie already. I already made a documentary about them two years ago. Oh, they had it. What does the documentary say? I have no idea. Does it say, does it all, I'm scroll thing? CNN, HBO, CNN. Yeah, see, anybody that's in opposition to Putin has to be good. You know, it's the enemy of our enemy. It's my friend. Yeah. Yeah, that's a, that's a. The other guy controversial take this guy was just gossiping. This guy's like, did you hear what Putin did? And then the other guy was like, I got tanks, bro. We're fucking pulling up to Moscow.

2:02:35Yeah, and he was gonna be okay. Thought he was fine. Anyway, it was in the news a lot. And then it was completely gone, which you're like, of course he did it. Like everybody knows he did. It's suck the air of the room. But he's always he put it. He's always like, what are you guys doing? Yeah, that's my favorite. Why are you always killing after me? What are you doing? In the all of a sudden, we haven't invaded anybody. All of a stone interview and the, I'll tell this, the Tucker interview. He really loves to be like, well, you guys are so great. You know what you fight with your girl and she like, like she'll bring up something you did and you get defensive.

2:03:06So you just go like, yeah. But what's up with you fucking you do stuff. Ah, totally. You're a bitch sometimes. Oh god damn it. I got nothing. I got nothing. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. But he's got a point. I mean, do he a lot shit? Do you remember the lady that wrote him the poem when he, when he invaded the Ukraine? She wrote him a poem. It's like Hollywood actress did a thing that was like, yeah, dude. No way. She was so different. No, this is not real. Don't tell me this. You never saw this. No. Dude, this shit is so funny. I'm here for the beginning. This is the most I'm in LA. Oh my god.

2:03:45I have to see this. I have to see this. I don't want it. I'm so sorry that I was not your mother. If I was your mother, you would have been so loved, held in the arms of joyous light. Never would this story as plight the world unfurled before our eyes appear demise of nations that in peaceful and night skies, I would you love the world but if the warm, so much laughter and joy and nothing would harm. I can't imagine the stain, the soul's stealing pain that the little boy you must have seen and believed and the formulation of thought quickly taught you. This is so self -grituitous. It's so easy, editor.

2:04:27Yeah, lady. Just get to the punch. There's too many superfluous words. It's the world's hardest. It's the world's hardest. It's the world's hardest. It's a word salad, lady. It's nonsense. But by the way, do you know that she's a wild one though. Yeah, but you also know that Vladimir Putin was given up, you know, he's given up by his mother for adoption. Like he is like a horrible relationship with his mother. He was like, he was given up for adoption, and the people, and they like started training him as like a young young. He got into like, as a soldier. Yeah, he's like a super soldier. He was like built for this shit.

2:05:01So this woman in a condo in Santa Monica going I would hug you and I would feel the plight of the world on my shoulders because I was left for dead Yeah, and you would be dead as well. You would not be my mother. I would kill you Like there he fucking done give a shit Putin is so scary that when he put on hockey equipment and played against the Russian team They get they let him score like six goals. There's some Kim Jong Un shit 100 % They're like oh whoa look at him go. He's a legit black belt in judo though. Is he? Mm -hmm. Yeah, he does sound he does some bow and judo. I do not know if he does some bow as well But he definitely does he definitely does judo.

2:05:42He's a legit black belt really like he's an older guy But by the way he moves and the things he does he does everything absolutely correct and I'm not by I just just I'm not a judo expert, but also I know these I know how these throws look when I see judo experts doing But this isn't this isn't the Steven Sikol video. He's just doing like the well No, that's not see like right there. That's a beautiful hip toss. That is a beautiful hip toss the way he did that the what look at this smoothness man That's legit. That's legit. Do you think he's a legit judo black belt so that guy is definitely not helping No, no, no, no, no, no Jamie.

2:06:16Jamie. This is this is how these things are trained. No, I know I'm just saying But guys do resist too, but this is just an execution of technique. Yeah, just the fact that he can do that That is like if I showed you how to do that it would take you a long time before you could do it that smoothly now I'm very dumb when it comes to Both judo, but also more importantly, I'm very stupid when it comes to politics. Here's my question Jamie you questioning this is that we know I'm not questioning it I'm just saying if you're the guy that's going with Putin you're definitely gonna be the best dance partner of all time Yeah, yes, but you're gonna lean your selling your selling the moves.

2:06:51Yeah, you're wrestling. This is I've literally had this done to me And it's a sort of you it's actually just drilling but I've had this done to me by people who are good at judo and it's shocking How easy they can throw you around? Yeah, cuz like it kicks his feet out all he's doing is it seems a lot harder than it is You're just getting the guy you're bouncing together You're timing the bounce and you're sweeping him and pulling at the same time and you just go flying Yeah, it's like when you were little and you'd be walking in front of one of your friends and then kick your foot The other one and you go like you go fucking flying fuck you I think wars should just be our leaders versus theirs.

2:07:25He would win. I'd that's what I mean like Maybe that was all them maybe that's up everyone who's ever been president that would change the way we elect our president We're like who we got who can we roll well? We would change probably would be UFC champion. Yeah, John Jones We president John Jones in 2024. Yeah, and we'd just be dominating the world Yeah, we'd make Alex Paheda an official U .S. citizen immediately immigration would change so fast Francis and God are U .S. citizens. I love to have you sir. Yeah, full U .S. citizen ship raise your right hand We fucking love you grow Brazilian population shot through the roof of the United States That would be if there was one guy it would either be John Jones or Francis and God There'd be the one person.

2:08:07I mean we don't know until they do it until they do the dance But you know what another country would probably be smart and they go like hey Francis How about we give you everything you're our king your everything? Yeah, and then you're just we have the best now we have the best military in the world one guy No, but we still have bones Jones. Yeah, oh man Can you imagine that amazing and then that's we got to get Jones on steroids like every we got to drop the U .S. Out right away I'm telling you right now you saw it is gone and they put him in like a weapon X program or they're like how can we You saw his gun Brock Lesnar returns.

2:08:40Oh my god. Oh my god Rock Lesnar returns he's 350 pounds at 49 years old. Yeah, before you said body fat and you just hear the Just like a juggernaw and you hear that W .U. Music here. It's like Yeah, just here. Oh, that was Romans, but everyone's getting smashed Yeah, you trapped in the cage with a super human, but that's what it I mean that was like you know We do that how many lives you saving how many trillions of dollars are you saving? We don't need missiles and fucking you know yeah, we get away from the American American military industrial complex and just have a badass President and then no one talked shit about the president you think CNN or Fox News is gonna run their mouth about a guy He was like by the way, I'm doing a press briefing He's just doing he's just doing his he's like oh, yeah, huh?

2:09:26You thought about that? Like what about taxes? He goes I think you need to shut the fuck up. That's what I think you need to do Yeah, dude because Putin is like He's the only badass you see that guy you go he's killed people well I think Netanyahu has as well netanyahu is like a serious like operative. Yeah, and he's really army What was netanyahu's military background? It's like it's actually very impressive little I hear about the stuff that he's done I mean yeah in Israel everyone serves so it's not a question of if he did or not Yeah, but I think he was like a Special forces guy their version of that whatever the Navy seals Also the idea is always funny to me of running up on someone that's like Train to be a badass and you think they're an old man and where just it's taken it's the whole idea of taking But I just watched here does after graduated from high school in 67 Netanyahu returned to Israel to enlist in his really defense forces He trained as a combat soldier and serve for five years and a special forces unit of the IDF Yeah, that guys.

2:10:25Yeah run up on him run up on BB Yeah, he'll he'll you won't even know what happened your arm will be broken and you'll be like I didn't even reach for him The crazy thing about this is really thing is before October 7th there was Thousands of people in the streets protesting against him thousands for like months. Oh, yeah, because he was trying to expand the powers of government Yeah, well, he's a guy where he's like, you know, you look at people that have been through war and that kind of shit They're just like they're callous to it if I was your mother Baby you wanted a joyous bathing light of I would have had you suck a lot of my teeth until you were 12 years old the Modra earth and spirits of the sky I would bathe you in crystals I love watching videos of guys of older guys like Don fry was one of my favorite guys When I was young to watching like pride and shit Yeah, and then he's like it just a true Arizona badass.

2:11:24So you see him now as the old man And you're like you could still fuck shit up But recently retired. I was watching an interview with Donald Saroni who I love He's one of my favorite fans. I'm from Colorado and he's just like he's a great dude, too He's just a fun guy. He's like a badass. Yeah, all the story the story told on here about cave diving gave me legitimate anxiety Listening to that. I was too high and he was talking about being lost and I was like The story was fucking insane. He was like lost and could only get back through pure darkness underwater He's like a true American badass and he was on this podcast talking about how he got like this This idiot like ran up on him and he just head kicked them and was fucking done and he was explaining like Yeah, they're at a lake and I was watching that when I was flying to Austin and I was like I Found my genre of my favorite thing which are people fucking around with older badasses and finding out This wasn't even he was older.

2:12:21He was but I mean like active Saroni's a bad like an old now don't run up on the guy like a run up and I'm anytime in his life But this was like years ago. Oh, this is when he was active in the UFC. Yeah, he was active That's what a dumb thing these guys that think that they can you can beat a trained fighter? They didn't know he's a trained fighter. They're just douchebags. Well guess what? And they got head kicked back to the wrong guy I mean imagine that's your opening move to so cool Stained you have and this guy's ability that he's gonna head kick him. How much athleticism? Yeah, I can barely clip my ponials now This guy's starting with a head kick Literally what he does for a living.

2:13:00Yeah, dude. He was a guy man like You grow up in Colorado and you go to like the Western stock show or whatever and I was just like I'm just like a pussy suburban kid But you see these like Eastern Colorado kids or these kids that are from like the the real front range and you're like oh, you're a badass This is how the land got settled. He has this one KO in the UFC this one combination Where he lands on this dude where it's like the Matrix He like and he's just touched him. He punches him up punches him down face kicks him follows up and the way he did it was Re - I forget the fighter's name that he did it to we went to a Rick story We went to a UFC.

2:13:45Is that it? Yeah So Do it from the beginning. We'll get this combination jab to the body left hand ducks down Head kick that's a full meal. Are you out of your fucking mind? That's a full meal I had a fucking mind. It's so cool. It's so you could do that in real life I went to a UFC event at Barclays because Steve Amey O 'Titch was on billions and so nice and steep as the man He's like the coolest fucking guy And his manager was like oh, I can get you tickets to the fight that's at Barclays Steve Amey wasn't on it, but Seroni was and I'm a huge Seroni guy and I went with Lewis J Gomez And we sat there and I got so excited when Donald Seroni knocked the dude out that Lewis was like as a friend It bothers me how much you like this guy So your friend gone and I was like it's like you want him to be your dad and I'm like no, fuck that He's just like the coolest when you're like that guy so fucking cool.

2:14:38Lewis can't help himself. I love it Dude Lewis the first event we ever went to the first live UFC event everyone to was Jones Sonan in Jersey Chelsea it was like I don't think Jones had the title yet or maybe he did the light heavyweight, but it was John Jones, Chelsea Sonan and we're in the crowd and I've been to boxing matches and you feel that John has a light Havily title back then. Yeah, yeah, and he was a shoot non - I mean he beat the fuck Yeah, he beat him up so bad he broke his own toe. Yeah shooting off pushed off so hard off the ground while he's smashing him That you could see it in the video where it turns over.

2:15:13Yeah, I'm gonna overhand shot where they see where it turns Yeah, so I mean he just beat the fuck out of him and here's the thing He didn't even know it was broken until he was talking to me. Yeah in the ring. Yeah, you look down I remember that because I was in the arena you look down and you're like I think your toes broken and he was like He hopped over to you. Well, that's how much you wanted to fuck Chale son and up. That's crazy He just wanted to fuck him up and teach him that you do not belong in here with me. I mean dude bones Jones is just Monster he the thing is greatest light heavyweight of all time without West chin.

2:15:46Yeah, there's no second. There's no second place Those old night Jones is number one for sure those old Nike like with the open slit on the sides who you can he can meet you Yeah, dude, that was wild. So we were there. Here's a thing man If he didn't get busted all those times and all the things he did and He would have Nike sponsorships. I mean he already had one. He had him lined up. He would be the Jordan of fighting. Yeah He would just be like that's how talented that guy is. Yeah, you're just like you know It's the greatest then you can't even argue it. You can argue who comes close to him.

2:16:17Yeah, but we were at that fight And we're watching these guys get chippy these like Jersey Italian guys are just fucking yelling at this guy And it's like a dude, you know eight mile style like a white guy being like Yo, what's up with the disrespect and Lewis just so casually goes She's gonna be a fight. She'll pull your phone out those guys are gonna fight and I was like I don't know They're just John or whatever and then it's just they just start fighting in the crowd and I was like damn Lewis You really felt that he like felt it in the senses. He's like it's about to go down Lewis has had some fights.

2:16:49Yeah, I love it. He's got some crazy stories He's told on when when I've done podcasts with him about like growing up. He had a fucking tough life That's why I always say people with Lewis I go if you had that tough of a life There's no way you'd end up how good he's done all of us would have failed right with all the hard shit Because sometimes you talk to people and you're impressed by What they've responded to and right? You're like there's no way I could have responded to that like Vladimir Putin. He's an evil guy He's done evil shit, but you read about his childhood, but that's why that lady's poem so funny And you're like this guy was literally thrown in a ditch basically and then came up in his now the most powerful man Outside of the United States.

2:17:28That's a fucking drive. That's a drive That's a response that yeah, I do not have you don't get that drive if you're the son of the king That's exactly yeah if you're a ma you know if you're if you're like given everything You don't have that in you know, we're like everyone left me who's like I change rules never run it again That was my favorite thing is he goes. I am no longer president prime minister Guess what prime minister has more power than president and then after a while he goes I'm just president again The guy is just changing shit in a way that everyone around him is going like bad asses Russian bad asses around We're going like hey, it's a good one.

2:18:09I like that one. They just have to be agreeable his yes, man Yeah, it's got to be a terrifying thing. Well, he's got it locked in as long as you play by the rules Seems like he lets you live Who do you think kiss that's exactly it? There you go. I might live. Who do you think Has the more ass kissers around them Putin or Kim Jong Un Kim Jong Un. Yeah, that's like crazy I bet Putin Putin's intelligent. I bet Putin requires people to have different perspectives challenge So he can take into consideration and I bet he's very strategic about what they do and why they do it I think Kim Jong Un like that's well, he's a rich you want to talk about a princess king son exactly exactly like there's the comparison But the difference is like the people of Russia are doing Way better than the people of North Korea.

2:19:00Well people from North Korea they get they like find out about stuff on the outside Like when they get out and they're like what the fuck dude? Yeah, I'd be so mad if you're North Korean and you get out and you go like The fuck that's a whole country like an orcatech yeah Yeah, yeah, there's like no you don't even get info from the outside you get nothing and when dear leader dies you have to cry for like months Kim and they put people in jail that didn't cry hard enough If I got arrested my grandmother passed and I loved her if they were doing that and I didn't get arrested I'm like dude, I was dealing with shit I'm doing it in my own way.

2:19:36I don't think about it. I cry when I'm alone Yeah, I had to watch iron claw that wrestling movie last night my hotel room they jar something loose so look at this is people That's a publicly cry. All right, listen Can we also admit though when Kim Jong -il died right and they did this It is hilarious That you're that powerful that you're like cry harder motherfucker that everybody has to cry. Yeah, this is where communism leads kids All you fucking idiots out there that think they just no one's ever done it right. There's only one way to do it Yes, someone has to enforce the rules that person is always the military and they have power everything Jamie's point in this guy out you think he's gone this guy in the middle goes like oh, fuck it.

2:20:19I don't care I don't fucking care was there Yeah, that guy's probably tortured right now. Yeah, he's right guys just still being whipped. Yeah, Kim Jong -il And said I mean he didn't even his uncle killed yeah, Kim could joland was just like when ill died Yeah, some people are trying to move in on the territory. It's like uh Um the prince bitch, but also so the difference between a self -made man and a princess that prince has that like Let them guy like they have that energy where they go my uncle has ran upon like Vladimir Putin would be like I am very disappointed that you would not think that I would take care of you He'd be like right where and you know, he's like you are dead You are dead to me like that prince energy And now the song in the stars have spoken and you have died Deadness Rodman wants you to die and Dennis Rodman would you like to kill my uncle thumbs up or down?

2:21:11He's all imagine you let this I was up man when he's over there. He's hammered in that documentary. He's like oh man you rule when he sings some happy birthday Wild j -pig Jay showed me that documentary it like rubbing his hands together Imagine me and friends with a dictator of a country where the people are starving and you're getting drunk with that guy I'm playing basketball and just hanging out and then you and then like yeah And then you walk outside Oh there it is Did it they're clapping off Do the NBA players that are there for the fat chick? Wow You know what the how many times have we how many times have we done gigs that have killed our soul?

2:21:52That one's gonna feel weird You have to go like this Do you have to lose to the North Koreans? Is this going like this Joe the standing there after you were a four -time all -star in the NBA and you're like Here's the question do they have to lose? I mean are they allowed to really play? Probably not probably it seems like there's no competition here. This is this is insane I would I would say they give them as much pushback is that guy in the judo class did against Putin That guy was good. I'm not playing deep. That guy's good. Look that shut up Jamie. That guy's good No hold on go back. What is a bunch of giant dudes letting a really short guy shoot a ball from very far away?

2:22:30In your age there's no one within 15 feet of it. It's like it's like error blood difference. You're a hater. No that guy's the best Jamie's like no I would key up on that guy and make his life a living I look like an all -star in this. Yeah, so they let got all they let the Koreans get close. Is that what happened? I would guess they would want this to be like a Harlem Globchiders game where they went to these players that they know to just beat the shit out of their yo they let Robin play with lip rings. Yeah, this can't be real Do that story when he left in the last dance when they're talking about that bowls team In each one making I think are they?

2:23:06I don't know who's in charge of it be I think they're making a movie about this whole day or two. Oh in in poignant right no. Robin and go into Vegas. Oh, it's Dude, like Billy. I think Billy Korg had talked about in this podcast. Oh, that's nuts. Yeah, it's yeah I think you did too now you brought that up. He uh, he just asked Phil Jackson He's like I'm gonna go to Vegas. He filled Jackson's like police let it be two days And it was like four He was on a run in the season. He's like oh god of Vegas and you fucked up I'm hanging out with Carmen Electra in those accents like god damn you're so good Being that good at something where they bend the rules for you Yeah, they got like that fuck dude.

2:23:43All right. Just go ahead. Just come back. Please He's like I might not miss any games. I think he did right did he miss games Jamie? Trying to remember that the movie right now is in production. It's called 48 hours in Vegas But it's been sort of what he asked three years, but I thought what I think he took I think he took like four days It was during the finals The finals during the finals Maybe three days. I think it took two days They had to go get him as I remember they like Michael Jordan Phil Jackson skype and all got on a plane And we're like you got to come back. We have a game tomorrow.

2:24:19You're our leading rebounder And he's like so insane and he's just been partying for days. Dude. It's like to hang over meets a space jam Like showing up and you're like hey, we got the biggest game of our life and you're here in Vegas Vegas Vegas Did you ever see where? God Productions off a little bit. I guess the Jonathan majors who's had some problems this year. He was oh he was playing Robin Um, did you ever see when he was on celebrity rehab? Yeah, he was horrible. It was hilarious celebrity has he got in shape. Oh, he does like run the treadmill Really? I was thinking he is partied a little too much.

2:24:58I think celebrity rehab the one I'm thinking of is the first season where you saw people melt and down in ways that you're like what the fuck? Oh, first of all, it's the worst thing you could ever do to someone who's in the middle of recovery Is to broadcast them and all their insecurities to the world Yeah, people shit on each other and insult each other Doctor Dr. Drew hosted that show and it led to one of my favorite stand -hope bits where he said Dr. Drew is to science. I forget what it was But he was like talking about he's like that'd be like being an OB -GYN that only specializes in hairless Stinkless norwegian pussy It's like the way that stand -hope described it.

2:25:37I was like it's so funny I fucking love that dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's celebrity rehab. You just saw people be like Oh, here's your favorite guy and he's super broken. Yeah He's fucking crazy and it gives you a window into like the dark side of Hollywood Well, you see them be like yeah, I don't keep that money that money doesn't keep coming in That's like the jussie smalllet thing where you're like you wonder how many of those people that are on drugs Hit that moment. They're like after do something crazy right to get back up there. I'll do celebrity rehab Like I'll be the victim Like what do you do if you're that guy look if that guy can't work He's got to save three babies No, he doesn't Does he though what if it fucking rules what if it's like Good, that'll be a problem.

2:26:25What if we heard music and it was like Oh But let's hear I mean before he got in trouble. He had a bunch. He had a record career But did we know can we hear it and edit this out of the show we can I can Can we just play it for just play it for us just play in house and who what will the audience here nothing? Can you cut it out or cut it out? You can overlap elevator me We'll be right back with our commentary ladies gentlemen Um About Beboy blues the game novel 1924 Oh, it's going for that game market. Yeah, he's got some so you're good enough like this is that's best second find I would describe a bunch of charting songs in 2014 and then oh Really for that.

2:27:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, so he actually is a legitimate songs on the empire that we're making a big and then that's where I was looking to around It started not charting anymore and then 2019 is when is when the thing happened Is that crazy you can follow it like that you can go like oh here he is and then now you're like it's dipping So we're about to see something we're about to see a little fucking I will I will say my review of the song is it sounds like AI R &B Mm -hmm. It sounds like yeah, there's not one specific thing that I was like oh that was really he could sing For sure he could sing but it just feels like and and like right you know shit feels like AI You know what flavor of my coffee is thanks What What okay cool?

2:27:53I know what you want to drink in the morning. Thanks. I don't know what's where it's that or the open letter to a Vladimir Putin That's the worst thing at all. That's one of the worst things you're dealing with a man that's a murderer and you're writing them a poem About if I was your mom I'd fix it Like it's also how outrageous great shit. Oh, it's even a mom No, we looked it up. I think we looked it up on the bar fire. I don't know if she's wrong makes it funnier It is probably the best piece of shit talking we have against Vladimir Putin Could Biden or Trump either one of them talking shit They don't say but this woman being like just a self -important actress being like I mean, it's how you and I would have done nothing can stop hot actress energy It's just like Yeah, it's an immovable object versus some mentally ill people are also hot This is the Harvard Crimson they were just a satire but okay.

2:28:44Oh I'm a single handly stops war in Ukraine Imagine yeah, imagine I give me like best case scenario when you put that on TikTok is this really does go viral It's a Vladimir and he see him crying in the Kremlin Someone slides it across his oversized desk and then she gets a phone call from Russia. What's going on? What is this? I wish you My mother could you still be my mummy? Because who is this and that's how it tricks her and to move in Russia and then he's got a new bride Yeah, and now we have his married to me now, and that's their meat cute That does sound like a rom -com from the 90s where it's like she's an actress He's a blood thirsty dick -tanner What happens when a poem goes viral?

2:29:33It's their sleepless in Seattle I didn't watch the I watched the small clips of the Tucker interview with Putin. Oh Did you think it looked I mean did you see what Putin said about it? Did he use like made fun of how softball the interview was oh did he really like made fun of Tucker to the Russian press He went I prepared I think the quote was something like I prepared to be challenged. Oh, I was prepared for them to come at me Yeah, cuz I guess some you're right someone in his inner circle is smart because he was clearly got his balls busted for all the ranting he did Putin says he prefers Biden to Trump and mocks Tucker Carlson questions wow which again This could all be a siop because he's a you know how he moves in shit.

2:30:18I said Biden is more predictable the lack of sharp questions Yeah, it said it threw him off because you could tell someone busted his balls for how long he ranted on shit When they're like what are you talking about interesting? Uh, and it said yeah, he was He was expecting them to um, but here's the other part of the quote that people aren't using scrollback up again He said um, he goes I think that uh He said between Biden and Putin Putin said without hesitation the current US president was more experienced predictable and old school politician But added we will work with any US president who the American people have confidence in hmm like Why isn't my besides preferring Trump he says they work with anybody.

2:31:01Yeah, that's what I mean He says this guy doesn't say unreasonable things Well, he just says stuff that you go like he says stuff that's smart enough that you go like oh, yeah, okay Well, that's not a real like Kim Jong -Un is like the stars have told me that I'm the leader and you're like you're fucking moron And Putin says stuff and you go I mean, it's not completely incorrect. Well, he's very intelligent. Yeah, the guy worked for the KGB The guy it's like a CIA operative being our leader and they're like hey, I know how these fucking things go Have you ever seen when he talks about how many US presidents he's been through and about how they all have these promises And then once they get into office he goes men with coats like mine sit down with them not with this color thigh You know, yeah, and they tell them Exactly what you're going to do like it's cool to to see because He's telling the truth.

2:31:53Yeah, he knows what he said he's on the other side of it He's on the other side of it, but it's not a lie. No like And we all know that yeah, they all know and like Obama one of his things was to help whistleblowers is like a part of the The website to get him elected. Yeah, it's like protection for whistleblowers. They were like the worst for whistleblowers I didn't tell you they all he knows that all presidents Leftor right are just yeah, the sit are it's the same arms. They have the arms to the same monster Yeah, he knows how they work That's what he means by Biden's a predictable one. He goes I could fucking it's like No one had a driving -old car exactly I had one of these We were saying that those Chinese weather balloons those flying over things those big balloons.

2:32:37Yeah, they were doing that when Trump was around But they didn't tell Trump that's hilarious. He's Trump like shooting down He's Even crazier there was like good. Yeah, it's fine But if Trump shot him down like he's fucking launching missiles into the sky. Well, they threatened World War that's always the threat either side pushes on the other where they go like World War three is coming. You've ever seen the dude who tells the story to the news about the missile that Or the the jet the crash landed Have you seen this no there was a jet or a pilot ejected from the jet It like some fucking super expensive fighter jet and it flew into the ground And this one dude was there when it happened this dude's like super country.

2:33:21I love it It's hilarious Flying past his house and crashing nearby, but he didn't know what it was I'm almost I'm 26 I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I have a star trod And Georgetown 10 years ago he lives in this house with his wife in a very rural area of Williamsburg County Well, it's nice and quiet and peaceful and I don't I don't have to worry but people look close up tight. You know, I like speech I like who's living about two miles away from where he grew up Normally, it's pretty quiet, but on Sunday afternoon. I was in the And bad don't take on the shave and I heard I thought that was gonna go a different way Fall in between a screeching a whistle I need that as a clip.

2:34:17I need that as someone to cut that clip where he goes I think the world is this already sampled it in wrap songs That's a fucking mean drop White says he didn't realize it was a plane at the time so he didn't call anybody The first thought can't it mean I thought that must put to the meteorite come out of space or something And I said well, if they're playing it need to be reported. But the thing is flying is too low. So he has to be eating it I said the helicopter's out there walking Chopper's keep flying around. There was something like somebody must have rocked the banker I love you. Doesn't put it together.

2:34:56I walked up there. It told me it was about the plane The f 35 Damn dude, that is possibly I love the beginning of the interview I've been on the surface about 72 years Yeah, it's like I did states how old he is at the beginning with a straw hat on me. He goes nah It's in the shit in the country, but I'm having a shave which is definitely code for a shit He was taking a dump in that plane crash taking a shave I said what in the world is that? I'm on it. I'm on it. Wow Yeah, dude that fucking rules. What if it was a cover story for a crash UFO? That's what I mean Yeah, I mean that's I want his explanation on you if it goes tiny little gray man.

2:35:37They seem mean I think they lost the jet though They knew the guy ejected from the jet and they lost the jet It was reported that the jet was lost before the sky reported and they found out where it where it slammed Two or three days though. Yeah, doc. I remember reading that new story about a lost jet You're like how the fuck do you lose a jet? So we're wearing a weighted vest. Yeah, that guy's probably got low body fat under there. Is that what that is? That's probably shredded He's working out. Yeah Maybe like dude is just out there works out all the time. Yeah, he's taking off. He's just shredded Yeah, just old man ripped.

2:36:10He's like a old Rambo. Have you ever seen those old dudes that work out in the park on those monkey bars and Yeah, you're dumping a hole in yeah, and the The gymnast bars the various different height parallel bars. I did this but do you guys are insanely fit? So there's this one old dude that does it on Instagram that I follow well I've met Back when I was getting out of the waiting tables days is about 12 13 years ago. I did a series for Yahoo Called Mancem, which sounds sad But it was they would have me do different weird shit or whatever and they I went up to Harlem and did an episode with these guys And they were like showing me the shit they could do And it was unbelievable like oh there it is Yeah, the bartenders Did I am fresh face full alcoholic at this point?

2:37:01Very hug over Dude this guy would do stuff he would do and then I would try to do stuff and I'm out of shape So my arms are doing like Stabilizing do you flag poles? Yeah, he would like lift himself all the way up and then all the way back down with like not even breathing him Just try doing the monkey bars back and forth a couple of times and see how hard your it is on your forearms and your Your grip strength especially at 40 yeah like look at this they can just do stuff But that is it just shows you also like their physiques come from entirely from body weight Yeah, and you like look at gymnasts There's some of the most fucking rip people alive and it's just all body weight.

2:37:41Yeah, it's no weight lifting. It's just that pull -ups How hard to pull that yeah, like it's crazy crazy That's why it flips apart core guys are crazy strong. Yeah, have that kind of control. Oh for sure for sure Now I can do that if I got up there I wouldn't do that I could flip around if you fall your fuck yeah, especially in 40 I could take a fall to Rubber floor there it looks like which is nice. I hope you're a little bit still not good being out of shape and trying to do that in front of them Those are just like little liability places Like this is almost liability. I would like to know the insurance on Play like city playgrounds like the legalities of what they have to be like you're not doing us And is there some stuff that's grandfathered in like those domes?

2:38:27Oh, iron domes, they're like monkey bar domes Those are the ships all around you be inside of them and shit fall Yeah, today used to go this place in Denver when I was a kid called big fun And it was like a discovery zone kind of thing But they had these rubber straps It was called the spider web and it was these tight Thick like that wide that thick across but like Dozens of them all the way up and you would climb through Disaster when you fall you back You like go through these like straps slapping you in the back of the neck You would come back with like lacerations on your arms and shit. It's the most fun I've ever had And there's a zero chance they would do that now Just rubber straps and be like climb to the top.

2:39:11Yeah, there's like a good 20 feet tall You know that you have still two that I'm kind of shocked they still have is those trampoline buildings To go in them and it's just trampolines everywhere and everyone's just bouncing from one trampoline to the next one Like dude this guy Very funny comic Damien that opens he's open for me. He used to do slam ball Back in the day and he showed me where slam ball Yeah, they brought it back, but now they do it with contact or I think you used to be able to do it with What a wild I did have basketball with trampolines It sounds good on paper, but your knees are like dude.

2:39:46I can't do this. Oh, yeah, it's gotta be terrible for you land room Oh, yeah, like it almost I wonder if it's almost easier to land on a hard floor I bet you have to do everything totally different because you have two different things going on You got trampoline jumping and then you have running on a core. Yeah, you're going back and forth to both of these things That's probably really hard to do. Yeah, go from But is it actually better to see people fly through the air like that and junk? I mean Is it better? I mean What's baseball for home runs of course is this is why they get to do crazy crazy dunks Yeah, but you can't even dribble in the center.

2:40:19Yeah, who cares? Yeah, you know what kind of have to though right like how much traveling Well, they take as many steps as NBA players do know that euro three step. What are you allowed? It's like they call it a euro step. You're basically allowed what three steps, I think it's the NBA apparently There's like a two and a half step rules a gather step dribble that people can pick up and go like one to and then run There's a few guys on Instagram that break down these crazy plays and be like This is not a travel and here's why and they take five minutes slow motion to show you why it wasn't I got here crazy early and I was on my phone in my car watching highlights of this dude on Twitter that they're starting to call him cream cream Abdul Jabbar.

2:40:59He's a white guy from Indiana state this this reporter Matt Ross called him cream up cream Abdul Jabbar And he's a white guy from Indiana state. Let me see what his name is. I think I have it stuff on my phone Oh, yeah, dude. He rules his name is Robbie Avila and he's like When you see this guy you're like oh, he's just a big fat white guy with glasses and then he just balls Really he just balls out and he's that Indiana state. Yeah, I love it. I love a goofy white guy. There he is Yeah, this guy had 35 points last night Put it up. Yeah, let me see some highlight this guy could fucking go He plays like he's playing with kids like that's how he kind of looks sometimes He's right there down on the key right there.

2:41:43Yeah Up and in and he just looks like if he showed up at the playground you'd be like you'd be like Ah, he's probably not that good and then he just fuck shit up those goggles are fresh too. Yeah, dude I love it. He's got those old school Kurt Rambus glasses on. Yeah, I love a guy that has horse grant up top Those glasses probably help. Oh, yeah, it's like Ricky Vaughan and Major League You can finally see the strike zone Really see everything. Yeah, but look you can dish Wow, I love a goofy big white guy. That's great at basketball. So I love yokech on the nugget so much He just looks like he should not be good and he's awesome Wow, he's not trying.

2:42:26Yeah, he moves slow in that way where you're like, but he's precise He's just like Yeah, Larry bird you're like and also the Larry bird is they say arguably the greatest shit talker of all time That he was like other tier level of shit talking He would apparently show up to like remember when they had those free throw competitions And he said this was coming in second. Oh, yeah, he said that at the all -star game for the three -point competition He goes who's gonna be in second place there was one And I don't really know how true the stories, but list you know Joe list is a huge Celtics fan huge Boston sports guy He told me a story that Larry bird It was like the 86 season and they were he was lined up on a guy in Larry bird hit three shots in a row They call a timeout and he comes back on the court and he tells the guy he goes He believes they're gonna give the ball to macaille.

2:43:15I just scored six straight points on you And they're giving the ball to macaille and I went what and then they play happens in macaille scored and bird looked at him I told you like he's just so good. He's like, yeah, I'm not getting the ball on a mat about it. This guy is He's like you got he's so good to be able to talk that LeBron tells the players on another team what they're doing wrong sometimes really he's like you're supposed to be over here That's wild your fuck. Hey move. Yeah, he knows what everybody's doing Yeah, basketball knowledge is that the level so far above everybody else on the floor.

2:43:46He's he Most coaches also do this What's correct what I love is we're in sports where someone calls something out in the middle of the play There's two examples of the NFL that I know where Peyton Manning gets mad at his tackle for missing a block and he's running When he's on the cults and you can hear him go god damn it Like he like yells the guy's name in the middle of the play and still has the play done But he like in the middle of the play goes like you fuck that and like screams it out. It's fucking hilarious You want the best versions of that yeah max Holloway was fighting Brian or take up Yeah, and he told Brian or take a you got a block like this he puts his hand up to help him block In the middle of beat his ass.

2:44:26Oh fine. He takes his hand. He goes put your hand right here. I mean do that that Yeah, you need to see this watch Look watch this Look he puts his head see he's teaching him how to do it so So yeah, go go protect me look seat Watch this look at this man broke put your hand there. He did like the demonstration like I won't even do it to you and then he beats his ass more He's just such a nice guy wild Yeah, that was like when Kabeeb got Connor in the corner and was talking to him. Yeah, that was talk now Let's talk no, let's talk no, no, you're like just getting elbows hammered on you and you're like Oh Fucking wild wild it's wild sport man.

2:45:06Yeah, those guys are bad asses. That's right. Yeah, that's a different kind of human being Yeah, kind of human being that can do that successfully for a living yeah, yeah, and just it's a big one Make it in Miami. Yeah, big fucking card. You're excited. Oh, yeah, it's a big one There's one fight I'm really excited about dust in porier versus Benoit's end to knee. Okay, Benoit's end to knee was a French special Forces guy who now fights in MMA and it is Merkin people like he's a straight -up killer. I mean he looked at that chest tattoo is fucking tough He there was one of the fights that I Called and I'm interviewing him afterwards and he starts talking about it like America you helped us out during World War 2 Very much for bringing his back.

2:45:55He's talking about America in terms of like military like that we've always been kind of aligned Yeah, and I'm like that's how he's thinking yeah, he's that's a problem. He's a killer. He got into MMA to be better as a soldier I think he already had a judo background But the MMA thing is fairly recent. It's been like six years of belief or so. He's 13. I saw his record He's 13 and orange. He's called the God of War. Yeah, that's bad ass as a fan of God of War. That's bad ass I think he the fight he lost was at a different weight class too. I think he fights at 155 and I'm pretty sure Should check on that.

2:46:28I'm pretty sure his fight that he lost was at 170 But he's very good man. He's very good and he's calculated and he doesn't have any weaknesses He's very good on the ground. He's very good standing up He's just good if he wins that fight. Does that elevate him to a shot at the title? Well, it's a big jump. Yeah, he's a big jump in competition And this guy goes from beating guys who are pretty good good fighters. Yeah solid fighters To to the top of the heap Dustin Poireh. Yeah a guy who's been Interim champion. It's a it's a different level and For Dustin to accept that fight. It's a big risk and Dustin must have got paid a lot of money to do that because that's a That's crazy.

2:47:12Saint Denise favored over Dustin Poireh. Dustin Poireh who is fought fucking everybody Yeah, everybody the guy beats Connor twice and he's still the underdog against safe Denise. That's insane That's how scary that dude is. I like the Michael pages fighting in UFC Kevin Holland Michael pages fun I know Michael page from the event like he's fun dude. That's a real fight Yeah, it's a real fight because Kevin Holland is fucking dangerous. Yeah, he's fucking dangerous And he's got a lot of MMA experience a lot and he's very good on the ground And he's got ridiculous one punch power. Yeah, and That's also a welterweight fight where Kevin I think is that is most dangerous at 170 Kevin is so fucking You do like spinning back elbows and shit like I know Michael page from watching like his highlights If you go to Michael page Michael Venom page before he was ever in MMA fighter was a high level karate point fighter Oh, and I was always wondering like when are those guys going to make their way into MMA because we had this one guy Raymond Daniels Who was also an opponent of Michael Venom page in a karate thing Um, but there's a video you can watch of that of them competing in a karate tournament What's the guys at that that those high level karate guys can move in and out very fast Is that what they're is that what they're like superpower you would say is is dangerous like the Crazy in and out and can nail you with shit.

2:48:38They can cover distance much faster than everybody else because their game is all about touching you once Yeah, so it's just it's like you're you're playing a game of karate tag. Yeah, it's probably Is the funniest name to call it though. It kind of is like that like to to make it sound safer You go you want to play karate tag you just get kicked in the fucking head Yeah, but you don't most of the times guys don't even get knocked out they just get touched You know, it's a lot of like this like this kind of thing and then when someone does touch make contact They separate and they call a point now is based on the very ludicrous notion that one strike could kill someone Okay, so you wouldn't want to be hitting anybody more than once.

2:49:13Yeah, you can do one hit or quit or shit So this is like based you know, they started these tournaments based on that idea a long -ass time ago And they keep doing them that way But the skill that you get from that is the ability to close the distance and hit someone Like that crazy jump in wheel kick you do yeah, there was a three a 720 degree wheel kick look at this I guess crazy if you're in a street fight right and you see a guy Take a karate stance. Yeah There is a chance he's gonna hit you with one of those most likely that's a one hit or you take that shot But if you're a wrestler you go all this gonna be great.

2:49:51This is gonna be great. You're gonna kick me Okay, I'm in time this and then I'll just yeah, I'm gonna tackle you on the concrete fuck face That's why that that that that digostinian wrestling thing wrestling is the number one foundation of all martial arts Yeah, I think if you don't know how to wrestle you can't fight you have to know how to wrestle even the high level kickboxers like Yo -k bro, what happened You son of a bitch you guys covered it's the new covid Give it to me um even guys like Like Alex Paheda who's like one of the most devastating strikers to ever fight in the sport He had to learn how to wrestle before you could fight in MMA.

2:50:27Yeah, you can't just go in there and not know how to get up You can't go in there and not know how to defend yourself. It's just too dangerous I remember the old school when they did James Tony or Andy Couture. Oh, yeah And you're like they're Andy Couture is like well, I'm not gonna stand with you Like you can't wrestle at all Randy ankle victim. Yeah, which is like embarrassing. He just dropped down grab his angle like sit your ass down Yeah, dude. He didn't even let him have a shot. That was fun to watch He was actually nice to him He could have tortured him He could have like proven a point and just stayed on him and punched him in the face as long as he wanted to But that's why I like to compete because compete just did that you the top guys that could wrestle Yeah guys that could wrestle were like yeah, who's like watching someone fight a shark and get and get broad into the water Then you're like he's just got you.

2:51:11Yeah, I mean, that's what poor. Yeah, he said about him I just couldn't believe he was doing that to him I mean can you imagine that you're just so you're just so good the guys at the top level are like I can't even fuck with this guy get involved by this dude and he's talking to you and poor. Yeah tried for a guillotine in one point time I almost had it. I'm a guy. Yeah, that was pretty tight. I watched it has a nasty guillotine. Was that fight in London or it was I think I remember watching why do I remember watching it in the afternoon? I do not know But I remember watching that you're like always got no he does.

2:51:39Oh, it was just in gays. Was that the last fight? Gagie was the last fight for well with gagie. Um, did he catch could be in a something? I think he tried something and then all of a sudden he tried a triangle or a guillotine was a gagie Am I made reading remembering it wrong? I thought it was Dustin Porje almost had a guillotine. You probably know more than I do I just remember I get them confused though too being high at helium and Philadelphia during the day And they're like we'll put the fight on here and I was like that'd be awesome over from the hotel the story was that he actually likes gagie So it was poor it was yeah, so here it is.

2:52:11He gets him in a guillotine. This is pretty fucking tight dude It's pretty fucking tight and it would have been much better if he had that right knee engage Yeah, it could be just steps over that right knee He just alleviated a lot of pressure there But there's still a tremendous amount of pressure on his neck Yeah, but the key thing here is Dustin tried to scramble and re engage But he never got that right knee in play could be kept that right knee from being in play every time See how he pushed it down and get sideways. Yeah, that alleviates the pressure from the hips So now the hips aren't squeezing down on your lower back anymore, which accentuates the pressure on his neck.

2:52:42Yeah, he's out It was the whole key to that if he was in full guard Look at how scary it is then all of a sudden he's on his back And he's like shit Shit, well, that's the that's the problem pulling guard for it right here right and then he just switches over Switches over and then I just got us back And it is also Dustin needs to take a break here He just exerted an insane amount of energy trying to close the deal So when you're trying to close the deal on a guillotine your whole body is involved Yeah, and you're arcing into it and you know, and he didn't have the leg man And then he just he didn't have that leg if he had that right leg over And that's why it could be that was his number one priority wasn't even defending the choke If you notice the number one priority is moving over that right leg Yeah, got over him because as soon as someone has a guillotine like Dustin does and they have two legs And you're really trapped it might be night night.

2:53:30Yeah, it might be night night Because they're pulling down on your lower back and then they're up on your neck and twisting it to the side I'd be trying to talk You're just fucksville That that was what I was saying last night where you get choked at changes your voice That's just how fucking good could be was yeah, he's so good It's almost a tragedy that he never wants to fight again because he doesn't right He was like to promise he made his dad as beautiful. He's made his mother Yeah, he's gonna have one more fight and that was gonna be it and it's beautiful Like that's a great way to go out and it was just a badass coach Yep, and he'll be one of the greatest coaches of all time and he'll go out as Without a doubt one of the greatest to ever do it.

2:54:10Yeah, one of the greatest town for town If not the best ever he's definitely in the argument. There's the argument is mighty mouse Who's always has a special place in my heart for when he was in his prime? Yeah, when he was in his prime Mydy mouse was a mother fucker to watch he would do shit that no one could do he would do shit where he would Throw a guy into the air Suplex him and then catch an arm bar in the middle of him being in the air I just saw that clip and finish it on the ground. I just saw the flying arm bar There's not a champion alive That can do that the way mighty mouse do yeah, you like toss the guy in the air and then on his way down through him in an arm bar when they both hit the Matt bro when he fought Henry, so who though the first time it was a master class it was a master class when he put Henry away Yeah, when you're This is his last fight.

2:54:59That was the fight with the flight. That's a great fight too though show that show that that that Kyo because it's a flying knee and this is a guy who had knocked him out in the previous fight with a knee So check it said look at this combination look at that Timing dude dude, dude, and walk away walk away look at that timing. Oh my god when you're watching this cage side And you see a guy like mighty mouse do some wild shit. Yeah, are you just like as a fan of the sport You're calling it But you're just like it does it take your brain a little bit to process like what the fuck is so magical It's so magical.

2:55:34It's like I know how hard it is to move that way So when I see a dude who can move the way he does. I'm like that is so fucking beautiful So for someone who does There it is. Yeah look at this flying arm bar. This is against Ray Borg So in the middle of the suplex he catches the arm before the dude hits the ground. Oh, that's right Before the dude hits the ground he caught the arm and then he swings over and get now he's having fun here Having fun for him to do this. He's like I'm gonna show off and if you know Demetrius he's a fun dude he plays a lot of video games stream stuff He's a really sweet heart of a guy you would never imagine to be that good.

2:56:13He had a German super black people up In do a fucking you know In the air and this was a fight he was just lighten this dude on fire like he was just lighten this one fire He's at I I maintain that he is the finest expression of martial arts. Yeah, I've ever seen because it's creative It's it's it's just he didn't have the kind of competition and the men aren't as big But if he was welterweight He would be no question the greatest of all time. No question. He was so good dude You got to look at them when they're in this window of time and it's sometimes it's just a few years where they're They're accomplishing things in a way that is so extraordinary You go I've never seen anybody better.

2:56:58Yeah, and that's how I feel about mighty mouse when he was in his prime And then the other one that that's like that is Anderson Silva Anderson Silva when he was in his prime all the defenses the title defenses that run It was a way he was doing it too man It was like he was operating at a different speed than them. He was processing things with like a 2024 computer and there were some windows 95 Yeah, the way he would dodge punches all the time and then I also loved He was part of the reason I wrote that joke about translators in the ring afterwards because his voice was so soft and he was like He's important Portuguese maybe like Anderson says he'll kill all comers and anyone and you're like But it's voices so sweet his voice was like Well when he when he beat rich Franklin to win the title.

2:57:43Yeah, Ace eight. Is it it? Yeah, Ace rich or rich ace Franklin? He looked like ace from terror a little bit. Oh, those were my mushroom days where I just take a ton of mushrooms and watch you up see I was crazy thing to watch on mushrooms. Oh dude. It was Did I got robbed when I lived in Tucson because I lived with a weed dealer And I got fucking hog tied like gone on 45 on the head like cleaned out I did the whole story on Ari's there was the season already got fired But this is not happening But I lived with a weed guy and we got set up and I was just a roommate How are they hitting you in the head?

2:58:19Not hard. I had to pretend that it was harder because the guy was like smaller than me So I had to pretend that he really fucked my shit up when really he just kind of dinked me And then he was I mean he was a pro like he had an army duffle bag zip top You like had it had like a real gun like I'd a cheap one guy was two guys Got both me and my roommate and they you know, they knew we were college kids both guys are guns. Oh yeah Hammer's dude 45s. I think think both of them had 45 caliber like he was tapeted on my head being like you're gonna Fucking die white boy. Where's the fuck of money? And you're like I know fucking no and then So I got robbed and then I got out of it or whatever I was fine.

2:59:01I wasn't physically hurt They took my car which had six loads of laundry in it. So I lost all my clothes That sucked living wearing a bathing suit is underwear for three days Because I was so broke. I couldn't afford anything. I lost my CD booklet. Do you ever get the car back? Yeah, cleaned out Where was it in the desert? That's what happens in Tucson. It's all happened in Tucson And they call me and they're like we got your car and I was like is my Got it. I was at a bar and Tucson police called me and they go we found your car and I go was the CD booklet in it And the guy goes no, okay, it's like you're lucky.

2:59:33We found your fucking car That's the thing we used to carry CD books in our car at a sick one dude That's right to fit pages dude. I had pages of man. I had a whole sound garden page I don't want their vana page with each all the way to fucking I dude and you had to keep the you keep the CD thing for inside. So I looked professional right Did I had a banger of a CD booklet that got taken but then that night Yeah, they're just like not digital. I won't own my media But we went I went to my buddy Sumner's house and I took like probably three and a half Close to four grams and I was drunk before I took it oh boy and Mark was sober and he let me in and we watched the first season of The ultimate fighter oh wow and we had it on like Rob while you're watching no I this was that night, but it was like hyping me up or I was like maybe I would have pulled I was on mushrooms So I was like maybe I would have pulled I wouldn't have pulled shit But I was like oh and then we watched that till like five in the morning, but I was just tripping being like Watch it.

3:00:38I was like watching UFC on mushrooms rules that I thought it was just to cool So I did it a couple more times and I was thinking the last time I did it was like Lesnar Shane Carwin oh wow because I was like oh he's from Colorado. I always loved Colorado fighters That was the closest Shane had come. I mean he really came close to beating that guy. Yeah, that Top of him was pounding him I was drunk at hooters with Lewis. Oh, that's I was drunk at a midtown hooters with Lewis because I was Yelling out Aurora and then fucking Shane Carwin lost and I was like Because he gasped out he gasped out that was it he emptied the tank trying to finish his Brock because he wobbled him He well he was on top of him.

3:01:19Yeah, but rain bombs down on him a lot of referees would have stopped that fight really Yeah, watch it watch it. Let's watch it. Let's watch the first the end of the first round with Brock Lesnar and Shane Carwin Got it for his out of her head. Shane was a terrifying puncher terrifying The only guy in the UFC that they had to have gloves bigger than Brock Lesnar's really yeah, they had like four XL gloves Because I remember when Brock came to the UFC. They're like they have to make his gloves bigger. Shane's are bigger really Bro Shane's hands were like badass. They were like canned hands. Look at these guys Shane was so dangerous man like people forgot about him like in his prime He could put anybody to sleep with like a six inch punch He was so fucking dangerous and he was a really good wrestler too.

3:02:02Yeah In a Colorado guy, so I love them. He's a fucking beast. Was he in the Greg Jackson gym with all of them? I believe Well, I know he's out of Colorado. Yeah, I think he trained with Jackson Yeah, but this is at the point where he's already gasped. Yeah, this is at the point where he's gasped And this is the second round. Yeah, this is when Brock wins. Can you go back to like the first round? Um, no, I'm at the end of the first round. So this is the so this is it So go a little bit before that so you can see how this takes place Because like he stuns him on the feet So they're standing up there God listen to that Oh, there was the uppercut.

3:02:42Look at that uppercut. That uppercut was nasty He's stuff to take down. Bro Shane was so dangerous so dangerous I thought it was over right there. Look at this He could have been over right here with a lot of referees man a lot of referees And then not here. There has to be a feeling where you have Brock Lesnar And then you don't and you go like fuck like look at this look how close this is So he's getting fucking pummel dude and this goes on for a while the thing is Shane right now is emptying the tank because he thinks he's got the close he's at the end That's what he thinks yeah This goes on for a while dude Dude they're going on look at this Beat shots like right there stop the fight right there you can stop the fight But Brock is still pushing him off, but he's not really effectively defending himself Like many referees would have been like I've seen enough like right here the blood spray in many referees damn But nope, I don't remember this fight that well.

3:03:59I just remember that Shane Gast. Yep Oh my god dude the feeling of having someone almost knocked out and they don't call it but it gets worse look It gets worse So now he gets I think he fully mounts him at one point in time like who this look at this this is big dude These are big fucking shots. That's a big elbow. Yeah But he's tired you can see him breathing heavy. Yeah, but now he's just looking for one big shot I mean dude the way he has him I've never seen me he's beating the fuck out of Brock here But now those aren't effective. Yeah, but but the referee could stop the fight man This is fucking close.

3:04:47This is one of those things where the guys getting beat up so bad You could make an argument for stopping it look at all the blood but Brock is fighting back Shane gets on top of him again Brock can't get up right he's getting mauled here Now but Brock's saving energy doing this right like he's not well I mean he clearly had the better gas tank because he made it out of this and then the second round he was fresh and Shane was done Yeah, like Shane right now is done. Yeah, he's done. He's so tired You have to understand how he has nothing in his arms. He just exerted everything but he emptied the tank Have you ever seen a fight where a guy does that and then wins by using his legs or something?

3:05:26Most of the time when guys emptied the tank that bad they can't recover So it's just they're done on everything and so look Brock is scrambling at the end of the round and he's back up and now he's up now he's up Damn dude if someone stands up like that especially a Brock Lesnar against you you go like And Shane is kind of breaking here like he's really tired look at him breathing He's just trying to figure out a way to recover and Brock's not gonna let him recover because if he's defending constantly But he's still breathing heavily and then he's not gonna be able to get his win back Yeah, this isn't just like it seems like no one's doing anything But he's got to fight Brock often with that over hook He's got to do something to like keep him right now.

3:06:05He's not doing shit right now. He's just hanging on And Brock is catching his breath too. So Shane doesn't even have his hands clashed here. He's literally not He's not digging that overhook He's really needed a break here. So and Brock knows this too. So will Brock recognizes that he's exhausted So Brock knows probably also that this is the end of the round and he's gonna make it out of this And so then when he comes into the second round he knows this dude's toast Because there's a level that you get to where you're so exhausted like you're not gonna be okay in a minute Yeah, so here's the second round.

3:06:37Do you think when he sits down Or when he comes back out right here. He's like, oh fuck. Yep. Oh, you can see him breathing Yeah, he's already exhausted and Brock looks way better and Brock is gonna just set it up Look for the moment But he kind of knows the chain's toast right here Then he eventually shoots Jesus man That's something where I would you just want to be like I just can't let me go home I'm just fucking zapped So he's moving away from the shots now Look though, I tell him to like get the fuck over there This is good for both of them too. It gives him a chance to recover. So he swung in there try to land a big bomb Do you do you think it's similar in any way like being at a job where you feel out of your depth where you're just like fuck I'm done.

3:07:25I thought this was it You know what I mean? So he gets on top of him and eventually arm triangle some Submit some yeah, so he's just out here. This he gets him in the arm triangle. I mean is this this is a heavy pressure head Arm choke heavy pressure. Oh, yeah, oh fuck Shane is pushing the Zalbo though As long as he continues to do that he's gonna be okay He's got to push with his elbow see how his hand is right there Yeah, but he really needs to do is what's called answering the phone you put your hand in between brox head and your ear So he tapped yeah, he's done you the defense and it's not the best defense But it's the only thing you have is to get your hand like this.

3:08:03Hello. Yeah. Hello Hello, because if if they just have this like completely locked up. Yeah, you're fucked. Jesus Christ Get a little bit of space our future president Brock Lesnar Isn't that in an idiotic. The yeah, it is It's forward WWF champion. Yeah, they would that would absolutely be ready theocracy I just watched idiotic here about a year ago and fucking holds up. It's my judge He's amazing. He's by the way office space still holds up amazing. It all holds up the greatest movies of all time Beavis and but head still funny king of the hill everything the guy does He's unbelievable beevis and but head when I first moved to California in 94 was this shit Yeah, couldn't wait for beevis and but it was the funniest thing on television.

3:08:43There's great music video Where we became cord hulio and he had too much sugar the great cornhole I need TP for my bum hole dude I was in middle school and it was like everybody was doing beevis and but head impressions It was like hey where they like you just hear the weird kid in the back like that rules And you're like, oh Jesus Christ made being a degenerate dirtbag fun. Yeah, yeah He's just ruled yeah, the movie was great beevis and but head do America. Let me see what he doesn't he gets so he gets too much syrup He's just drinking all the soda Yeah Guy rolls I Love that I remember going to see the movie like pumped like waiting yeah, like wait like getting friends together and be like Friday Friday Friday night we're gonna go see beevis and but head do America.

3:09:43I haven't seen the new ones are they're new ones? Yeah, they're doing new ones. Are they good? Did you like them? Sure because they watch TikTok stuff now. Now they don't watch music videos They watch like what we would watch and make fun of oh no like that poem. They would like watch that it was great Perfect. Yeah, what's it on a paramount plus? Okay, it's like buried on one of those streaming services You go watch it because that's like where South Park is yeah, yeah paramount plus us some good shit on it It's just annoying that you have to subscribe well. Yeah old people some but they're old now Yeah, they just did oh they The show I really want to watch is Ronin on an FX You mean showgun show gun.

3:10:25Yes. Yeah, showgun looks amazing. They put the two. I think there's two episodes out right now I'm gonna watch it tonight after shows What streaming services that it's on Hulu because it's FX Yeah, it looks sick. I remember the original oh really yeah, the original was amazing. I didn't know there is I didn't know Zoreemake Yeah, there's an original show showgun I'm way back in the day very excited for this. I mean Yeah, it was showgun this this looks awesome. It's based on a novel. Oh, it is Yeah, okay. I love FX does random shit sometimes and you're like this is awesome. They use a great shit Yeah, they do great.

3:11:04They're kind of like what HBO used to be they did the shield. Yeah, yeah, that was a great show The shield was very good Michael Chickles or whatever. Yeah, so Shogun American Historical Drama limited series created by Rachel condo and Justin Marks based on the 1975 novel of the same name by James Clivelle The novel is previously adapted into 1980 limited series. Yeah, that's it 1980 series. Yeah, click on the 1980 series. Who's in that? Oh shit So this was Starring who's the guy? Can you find it? Chamberlain that right. That's right. Can you find it? This is like when they're letting white dudes play Japanese guys.

3:11:43No, he was a white guy It's supposed to be a white guy living with the show guns. Oh, like kind of like the last MRI exactly Basically like the the Tom Screws movie. Yeah, did you stole that? This is like showguns are really fucking lifted that totally lifted. Yeah, like the one white guy fucking kicks asses of summer I like good luck and we're watching that we're going. Yeah, bro. They were raised to sword fight you shut your fucking mouth You're gonna lose an arm instantly you're gonna lose an arm and then the rest of your life Yeah, you're like and you're and you have no honor. Yeah, cuz we're a dickhead and they cut your arm off Dude, that'd be a fucking and they decided not to kill you and just leave you with no arm.

3:12:21But dude then they shut off Contact with the outside world and then all the showgun fell and shit and everyone was like yeah, I'm gonna tell you Advanced by like a hundred years now. Whoops in Japan. I was like Forgot about bullets got a ketchup. Well, they didn't want to use bullets, too, right? Wasn't an honorable way to kill. Yeah, there was there wasn't a bull cheeto Yeah, they're one of the only successful cultures that fought off the Mongols I mean you're talking about my favorite video game of all time. Go to Sushima. Yeah games unbelievable It's a video game about the the Samaritan the Mongols.

3:12:53Yeah, it's about the invasion of Sushima Island by the Mongols and you dude you learn Four different sword styles and you change your sword styles to play do this game. I played this game I want to say three or four times completely look at their graphics It's unbelievable and it's open world so you ride your you ride around and then you'll duel Mongols There's also no difficulty level right supposed to be pretty hard. You can change the difficulty. Yeah, you can change the difficulty level That's awesome you go around you get armor you learn how to duel but you start off after they lose the invasion And then this is the actual game or this is the game this is the cutscene But then that's the real game.

3:13:33That's what it looks like when you're riding through it's unbelievable Holy fuck dude. This is amazing. Jinsa guy You could stumble upon a camp. That's what it is and then you fucking sneak attack. Oh my guy right there They have to this what you do so you can do multiple assassinations and dude it's Anyone I've ever anyone I've ever told to play this game comes back and they're like that's fucking unbelievable This is insane goes to Sushima rules. Oh my god And they said they're due for a sequel because this came out a couple years ago flaming arrows It's unbelievable You do so much shit that you're like this is the coolest thing and then you have one -on -one sword fights with Ronins and shit Like your best friend is a Ronin that betrays you and you have to fight him in a awesome sword like big sword duels It's awesome.

3:14:18Whoa and your uncle is Kind of like runs it, you know, and you have to either you choose if you go with him or against him It's fucking rules It's easily my top three in my top three video games are so next level. Well, there are movies that you play now Yeah Like I'm all compelling than movies because you're a player in it like last of us Pinocco is just like his not as good as the game like you play last of us you're in that shit or like God of war They'll never make it into a movie, but you played it as a game. You're like this is so fucking fun You just get into shit spider -man 2 the video game is better than real video game.

3:14:58I'm a chanur Joe. Yeah, you're a junky. I'm a Shultie fucking right I Spider -man to I mean ragna rock it's unbelievable spider -man 2 is better than any spider -man the video game is better than any spider -man movie they've made Wow, it's it's as a comic book fan. It's better than anything that made this you can't do ball der versus crados fucking insane It's not as fun as doing gay of war god the fucking is like I want to suck boy boy. I'm gonna suck you Is that what they do now? It's just I just make fun of that Shane and I used to do this thing Yeah, this is actual game, huh? That's a cutscene Yeah, that's where you fight him But look out reds you can't defend does he have just magic?

3:15:46Yeah, it's all about this shit You fight you basically fight against Odin in everyone of like all the Norse gods And they find out that you're a former uh Greek god. Oh, it's awesome It fucking rules where that red dead redemption 2 came out Shane Shane and I were going the road together. Let's take a shit on the road and we do this He would joke that I'm such a nice guy. He's like what's your demons like what do you do? And I was like it'd be funny if I like jerked off homeless guys and that's what came out about me So Shane and I would do a running bit where we do a homeless guy be like Hey, watch out buddy.

3:16:18You're about to make me come We're like and it's just me being like shut up. I'm gonna fucking Jackie off. He's like, oh, hey man. What are you doing? Shane and I do that for weeks And then I was out of the country and red dead redemption 2 came out and I just got this voicemail from Shane That was so excited. He's like dude if you played red dead redemption 2 hit. I'm like now I'm not home yet And he goes Arthur Morgan is our homeless jerk off voice Oh The main character of the voice is a guy going like well hey there You know, we're gonna like do that is our homeless jerk off voice. Oh Jackie off under the hey mister That's another game you can do wild shit to people too wild shit By the way, it's a game you can play four or five times and not find all the stuff like they they put that much work into it Where they're like now this is this is layered you can go on treasure hunts and shit that you would never find unless you like Win after you don't ever wonder if you're like killing too much time doing those things all the time did all the time Does it give you anxiety?

3:17:18Yeah, but I also level it by like all right if I'm gonna spend 30 minutes riding jokes Then I could play like video games two hours Because I'm high what else am I gonna fucking do? Well, that's good if you get yourself a drinking word my video game Went up makes sense feels the time yeah, because honestly like one in the morning. I'll hang out at the seller till like one And then I'm like time to go kind of on the home video. Yeah, I want to go smoke a fat bowl and play fucking Goces to Shima so it's not the new grand that like think about the pleasure that that kind of technology gives people People that they're they're live suck, but their video game lives are awesome.

3:17:57I get it And it's the joy you get is real. Yeah, you have to deal with post video game Post nut syndrome Yes like wipe it off your belly and you're like I was a great god fighting Bullshit. Yeah, I thought four But it is they do incredible shit And that's why it's like it's moving away from movies and shit Yeah, you're like your spider -man movies are really cool But when you're actually spider -man and you're flying around New York city and then you got to go fight Fucking Venom. Yeah, like this is unbelievable. Wait some believable yeah, and then they're gonna write it is Yeah, it's drugs. Yeah, this heavy drugs heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy and you better believe When I get to my hotel and say it in Tony out Dan Soda you're the man dude Thanks being here.

3:18:47Appreciate you. You're always fun. I'm excited to work mothership this weekend I'm excited you're gonna be there too. That's some fucking pumped and then Tell everybody social all this stuff got a new special out on YouTube called on the road. It comes out March 1st, which is I think today but At Dan Soda on everything subscribe to my YouTube channel. I got a podcast called soda just having comics come and sit on my couch and bullshit for an hour Yeah, man, and I'm on the road. I'm on the road. So Dan Soda calm. Beautiful. Oh, yeah You