#2118 - The Black Keys - The Joe Rogan Experience: Summary & Transcript

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Episode #2118 - The Black Keys

Guests

Dan Auerbach (Guitarist/Vocalist)
Patrick Carney (Drummer)

The Black Keys discuss their new album "Ohio Players," set to release on April 5, 2024. The conversation with Joe Rogan delves into various topics including music experiences, gun laws, drugs, conspiracy theories, and humorous anecdotes.

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Key Discussions

Gun Laws and Personal Experiences

Conversations about the legality of carrying concealed weapons in different states.
Dan recounts a personal experience with firearms which led to a humorous and somewhat scary anecdote about shooting guns at a range.

Drugs and Cultural References

Discussion on the legality and cultural perception of marijuana across the U.S.
Anecdotes about experiences with drugs, including a humorous LSD story involving unexpected intensity.
Reference to Charles Manson and the influence of drugs on his followers and his association with music.

Music Industry Insights

The creative process and collaboration with Noel Gallagher of Oasis for their new album.
Reflections on past music experiences and the evolution of their sound.
Discussion on the influence and uniqueness of 90s Memphis tape rap, specifically artists like Tommy Wright III and Lil Noid.

Humor and Anecdotes

Humorous stories about encounters with celebrities such as Bill Murray and Sean Penn.
The cultural significance and absurdity of certain 80s movies and music.
A recount of a bizarre UFO sighting experienced by Patrick.

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Conspiracy Theories and Historical References

Unabomber and Government Experiments

The discussion about Ted Kaczynski, aka the Unabomber, and his experiences with early government experiments on human psychology.
Reflections on the potential impact and secretive nature of CIA projects like MK-Ultra.

Technology and Advanced Theories

Conversations about UFO sightings and the possibility of advanced, clandestine government technology.
Speculation on AI and its potential applications and threats, especially concerning military technology and societal impact.

Celebrity Scandals and Rumors

The bizarre rumor about the French First Lady, which Candace Owens discussed, adding intrigue to the conversation.
Insight into the world of Hollywood scandals, with humorous mentions of Sean Penn’s notorious relationships and rumored escapades.

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The Black Keys New Album

"Ohio Players" Release Insights

Scheduled for release on April 5, 2024.
Collaborative and fun recording process highlighted, including staying at luxurious hotels for inspiration.
Notable tracks include "On the Game," with contributions from artists like Juicy J and Lil Noid.

Promotion and Future Plans

The band’s participation in various shows and podcasts as part of their promotional strategy.
Interest in exploring new styles and collaborations for future projects.

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Recommendations and Closing Thoughts

Joe Rogan's Endorsement: Joe praises the Black Keys' new album, emphasizing its quality and reiterating his excitement for its release.
Listeners' Notes: Fans are encouraged to look out for the album on streaming platforms and join the band on their upcoming promotional events.

For more about the Black Keys and their music, visit [theblackkeys.com](http://www.theblackkeys.com).

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0:03The Joe Rogan Experience Show me my day Joe Rogan Park, cast my night all day There was a cop card in our car behind the video yesterday He asked him if it was okay for a smoked one And he said, you should probably wait You should probably wait A funny thing for a cop to say Yeah, it's tricky. So stupid. The dumbest of laws without a doubt, the number one dumbest of laws. There's not, not that's even close to that one. That one's so stupid. Well, all the shit that is legal, it's just a matter of time, I think. We can only hope. It's legal in like 20 states or something now. Was it like 19 or something Jamie?

0:5923 23 states ridiculous But there's a lot of shit you can do here that you can't do anywhere else you can have a zebra You can have you can have a call You can have a call You can have a zebra you can Concealed carry with no license You don't have to have a concealed carry license here. It's constitution carry. Yeah, so leave them a little How many states have that? Quite a few now. Quite a few at Florida has it. There's, I want to say there's 19 states that have that now. Ohio just passed it. Damn. Well, you know, it's a lot of fucking crime going on out there. And there's some places where it's difficult to get a license to carry.

1:41Surprise, Ohio, they allow that. Well, I'm not familiar with any gun law. I just don't have a gun. I have a pellet gun. Well, have you ever shot a gun? Yeah, I did. I scared the shit out of me. I mean, I was a boy scout and stuff, but my friend bought a like a Mauser. I was called a world of a German rifle. I mean, this guy's kind of a total character. He got into like World War II reenacting. Oh, no. What's a Nazi? Oh, no. Oh no! Did he at least try to lose? I don't know man. It was a whole different thing he would do that we never really discussed with us. We bought this Mauser and we took it to the range, indoor range.

2:31And like it had... The pin I guess was replaced to fire only blanks. So we're trying to shoot it. It was hitting the bullet but not firing. So the guy at the shooting range was like, here just shoot this. and he handed us a, you know, like a 9mm or a 45 semi -automatic, you know, with a magazine. And he didn't really show us how to use it. And I, you know, I emptied the thing into the range and I've pulled it, the trigger, and I thought it was done and I handed to my friend like this. And he was like, what the fuck? And I was like, what? He just pulled the thing and pulled the door to the point.

3:08In the chamber and I was, I left the room and I was, I'm done. Well, that's a scary thing. That makes sense. But someone should 100 % show you. Yeah, that wasn't. Let's be honest, the most of the time it's like that. Yeah. I mean, the first time I ever fired a gun was like, in a basement, some guy had a gun and he was shooting into like some homemade shooting range in the basement. I fired a gun once when I was really young, but then when I moved to California, I bought a gun and I went to the range. And I remember the first time I went to the range the sound is so terrifying Like when you walk into the and you hear the boom boom and you realize each one of those could end your life easy Yeah And it's just happening all around you and you're just like hoping these people next to you keep their shit together Cuz like one of the ranges that I went to out in LA It was like a rifle range and along it had a bunch of different ranges on it's a big outdoor place Well, guys just went there and shot himself.

4:11Like right after I'd been there. I was there like a week before. So, I'm guy just came there, decided this is gonna be a good place to commit suicide. I wonder why. I don't know. I don't know why you would do that. Or maybe he didn't plan on it. And then once he got there, he started shooting guns and he's like, you know what, I'm done. Yeah, it seems like a weird place to add. What a fucking doofus. I mean, maybe one of everybody didn't know. I mean, it's just low IQ. I know the gun, some guns are like, like, 357 or something. It's like scary. Just like, it's like all jagged and fucking kicks back.

4:45And it's fucking scary. The ones that really scare me though are the ones that are like, ch -ch -ch -ch -smooth, no kickback, really. That's kind of freaky. If you shoot one of those speed guns, like a staccato, you're, they're like, there's a plant out here in Texas. We went to visit it. They're so precisely machined. their tolerance is so small. When that thing slides, it's like, shh, shh, shh. You're shooting a nine millimeter, it feels like you're shooting a 20 -ton. It's amazing. Like there's zero kick to it. I shot a musket in Boy Scouts. No. Yeah. It just like, just flamethrower, like sparks just flying.

5:26Then I left a hole like this big in the target. But my brother sent me some ring camera footage from his, he lives in a West Cleveland. and he's like, check this out. And I watched it and it was, and he's like, I turned the volume up and it was just fully automatic. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm like, what the fuck dude? He's like, yeah dude, it's automatic. Salt rifle going off in my, for at last. Geez. It sounded insane dude. Yeah. Cleveland. Well, it's not just Cleveland, that's out here too. I was out of friend of mine's house, you can hear in the background. Pch, pch, pch. This is like Rambo style.

6:06Jesus. God, like, my friends and I went to go see a, whatever the first Rambo was that they made after like the 30 year high. It's like the funny one. The new one. It's like, I don't know if they made more than just that, but the last three minutes of it, he kills like 800 people. I heard the newest Rambo is preposterous. Joey Diaz said it's hilarious. It's fucking hilarious. You gotta watch it. It's a masterpiece. It's fucking, you know, it's this crazy cartoonish good guy, bad guy thing from like the 80s, which looks so out of place, but he still makes those movies the same way. Like if you go and watch, try to watch any adjustments.

6:56No, it just depends. No evolution. If you go back and watch those old movies, they're so ridiculous. Go watch Red Dawn. That would be like if we made the exact same record right now that we do in the first record. Yeah, but the problem is like movies are different than music because some old music is dope as fuck right? Like yeah. And then I guess some old movies are dope too. Hell yeah. I got pretty into like some later more recent era Steven Seagal stuff. Like five, six years ago. My friends that I would watch it because it's just so insanely bad and then And then Dan sent me a link to the Compton guys talking about you same films and it was like they summed it all up so perfectly but it was basically like you know.

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9:27You know, they show the commander the white mustang and hold his fight. Tom Sagar had a whole bit about Sagar. Dude, I heard a story about him from someone who would know and they said that like this super agent, like he was the personal trainer of this like super agent. Michael Hobitz. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that like that he had a bet with his with another agent that he can make anybody famous And like well, how do I your trainer like and I guess they asked him like he you know to learn it was a Martial art or something. No, no, no, that's not it. No Steven Segal is a legit a keto specialist, right?

10:08And that's like art. It's the art of like the the arm in someone It was invented for samurai to fight against someone with a sword. So it's all about like a redistribution of energy. It's all about I commit to you and then you throw me to the ground. The problem with that is if someone doesn't commit, if someone just fucking grabs you, wrestles you. If you're a division one wrestler, you're done. The kid of guy has zero chance. There's not a chance in hell. You're going to stop Daniel Cormier from taking you down. It is there's zero chance that's the other that's why I have grabs you you're going for a ride 100 % of the time that's the other fucking awesome thing to the cigar the old in the and then like later films Where he doesn't even get up out of the chair?

10:53He just Throw people Yeah, they come at him and he just So this is cigar when he was younger this is so gall was the first American to run a dojo in Japan. This is later, because he's already got wacky hair. Just his posture, so disrespectful. Well, the whole idea behind him is that he was an American who spoke Japanese, he's married to a Japanese woman, he ran a dojo in Tokyo or somewhere in Japan. But it was very unusual for an American to be running a dojo, but I think it was because as he married the woman. It's ridiculous. With the stuff where he's like, have you seen the clips of him in Belarus eating the carrots and stuff?

11:43Well, like the - Is he eating carrots? There's a good, yeah, he's hanging out with the president or dictator of Belarus, but it's amazing. Jamie, find the older footage. Older footage. This is just eating carrots. I'll watch this, you know, kind of. Look at the lead dresses. Watch this. Thank you. So insane. His hair is insane. And of course someone edited that, so he's like deep -throding the carrot. And he's checks, he's watching, makes a good, like, tip joke about the melons here.

12:30That's a weird thing about old actors that are kind of at the end of the journey and they start appearing in foreign countries meeting people. I want to meet Steven Sago, bring him to me. And then all of a sudden he's a Russian citizen. He's got a passport in Russia, like no bullshit. Yeah, he's a Russian citizen. Right. Mr. Putin's always been amazing to me. He, there's a weird thing with this is, so this is him and he was young. So this is before the movie days, this is him teaching Akita. This is cool. This is much better, right? But it's also not real. Again, like that shit doesn't work. It's like if you learn Ikeeta you can do some of those things That's such bullshit.

13:15He just threw the guy behind his back the clips from like the last couple years when he's doing it they just It looks you know preposterous really. It's a lot of preposterousness to Ikeeta because the people are playing along with it They're going along with it. So that's real. It's also you know It's just fucking that that's kind of martial art is like It's like you don't really know how to fight this It's like learning a language, but you only learn like conjunctions. You only learn like ends and butts and D and you learn a couple of owls. So that's how we speak Spanish. It's worse. It's worse.

13:51It's like you just can't only do that. If you want to learn how to do that for funzies, yeah, it's fun to do, but don't think this is going to really work. There's shit that they didn't know. They just didn't know. worked for him. Well, it would work if someone had a sword. The thing is like the Japanese samurai, they knew how to fight. And then that would be an art that they would train in just to learn how to disarm sword carrying weapon, you know, someone who's got something, a spear or something that's going to get you. You lost your sword in battle. There has to be a strategy for that. So the Japanese came up with Akito.

14:29There's this dude that He makes these, he makes these dioramas, like they're out, like insane detail. And at the whole time he's like telling a story in his funny cell. I forget his name, it's something fingers, but he does one of Steven Segal. And it's like depicting the scene that apparently happened where Steven Segal had told some legendary martial art, artist guy that he couldn't be choked out. Jean Lebel. He told the story. Oh my god. Oh, that's hilarious. So he does these things. He's in it. Yeah, right. Well, apparently he choked him out instantly and he shit his pants. Gene told the story.

15:10Oh, really? Okay. Yeah. But this is this guy's true story. It's true story. Gene's a legend. Gene LaBalle was, he was a, he was a Juno champion and he was like one of the first guys to do mixed martial arts fights. Like he had a fight with a boxer, like way, way back in the day, and just strangled this boxer, put him asleep. But he made the boxer wear a G, I think. Pretty sure. And he wore a G too. Like there was some weird funky rules. The boxer had the boxing gloves on, he didn't, he just beat the show. But he was the guy that also trained Bruce Lee. He taught Bruce Lee about grappling. Like Bruce Lee had, you know, he was doing these movies, and it was a little unrealistic, like some of the things.

15:56And Jean LaBalle was like, let me show you what I could do to you. He just kind of grabs Bruce Lee and fucking hoist him over his head. And he's like, listen, settle down. Like, let's not pretend you're the baddest motherfucker on Earth. But does that shit look good in movies though? That's not fighting. No, well, this is him fighting this boxer, dude. Does it look like the boxer of gloves? It doesn't, doesn't? Yeah, he does. He's got small gloves. So he's got essentially on our back gloves. and Gene just threw him to the ground and fucking threw him. He just choked him asleep. Wow. But Gene's a gorilla.

16:28I mean, that dude's a tank of a man. You know, even as an old man, some dudes in his neighborhood were fucking with someone's car and he said, hey, get the fuck out of here and they were like, fuck you old man. He's like, okay. Speak the shit as a three of them. It was like at least two guys. I don't remember the entire story, but some poor fucking idiot, messing with literally the wrong old man. The one wrong old guy the fuck. I hope I didn't fuck that story up. But he's the guy that choked Seagal out. So Seagal was like claiming that he couldn't be choked. And his move was when you put the rear naked choke on, he hits you in the balls.

17:09And the idea that you're gonna do that to gene the bell. Like you don't think he's been hitting the balls before? Getting hit in the ball sucks, but it doesn't like knock you out. It just sucks like you make your grip even harder around the neck And you also have like a three second window before it really sucks You know like the delayed reaction getting kicks in the balls, you know, there's that weird moment where you get hit like oh No, here comes By the time jeans are you put you to sleep I never got fully kicked there never only like grazed I mean I've got three brothers. So there's a ball kicking.

17:53Dude, I just realized what your shirt says. Oh yeah. Harvard University with a photo of the Unibomber. My friend, God. My friend, Brendan, makes these. That's amazing. I know. The best thing about the shirt is it takes like an hour for someone to notice. I didn't even read it before. I was just saying hi. And then I realized that fucking story is the craziest. Did you see that Netflix documentary on the Unibomber? I didn't. Oh, it's nuts, man. When he was a baby, he had some sort of a disease and so they had to take him to a hospital and he wasn't allowed to have contact with people. So his parents weren't allowed to see him.

18:30No one was allowed to see him. And I think it was for like months. Jesus. And for a baby to not be touched for months, just cracks you. Cracks you. So then this poor fuck goes to Harvard and they enroll them in the LSD studies and they their goal is to see what like constant humiliation will do to a person while you're dosing them up with LSD. So they're all mean to him and they're like humiliating him and then this guy decides to go to Berkeley become a professor to make enough money so he can kill everyone. Insane. It just goes and lives in the woods. Those LSD experiments are hard to believe.

19:12hard to believe. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I wonder what's going on right now. If they were doing that then, did they just say, let's just stop. I mean, there's probably experiments that are going on right now that we're going to find out about 20 years from now. Oh, for sure. Absolutely. For sure, right? Oh, yeah. There's no way. I was talking to this chicken and party though today. And she's talking about she has a house on Shelter Island, a long island, and how this really weird animal was fucking with her dog, and she was describing it. And I was like, sounds like the mom talked monster. I was like, she had like a beak and like wallaby legs.

19:55But she, I don't think, as like, you know, there's that plum island, like research facility right near where you're house is. And she's like, what the fuck are you talking about? I don't know. I mean, there's this. Center for Disease Control has some weird island. You know, well they do experiments out there. I don't know. I mean, I think it's like a mutant platypus. Drop, imagine they created an animal and just said, let's just let it lose and see long for people to find it. I got a house in South Carolina and it's like a second home. And I started getting into like looking at like old houses, like old plantation houses to see.

20:33Like when they would come up for sale, I would go look just to see what, you know, because I was into the history. And I looked at this one that was on St Helena Island. It was really, you know, cool. It was a house from 1795. But as I was driving back, it's kind of like, with the Realtor, I was looking around. I was like, I realized there's this island right next to this place called Morgan Island. Have you heard of this place? No. It's like, you know, five miles from where I was just at. It's filled up with Reese's monkeys that all have herpes. Oh, I have heard of this. They feed them by like dropping shit from a helicopter.

21:14Like if you go to the island, you have to like, you know, quarantine for months because there's like these viruses that are just rapidly mutating on the island. Oh my God. But nothing good happens on islands. I'm just like, there's someone that's a private island. There's nothing good happening on that island. Once you have your own island, that's like, you're off the deep end. Any story sounds so much sketchier if it's on an island. Well, maybe the Unibomber would have been more chill if he had an island versus a cabin. He'd probably just be shooting people. Just messengers in a bottle. It's a long -range rifle from the island.

21:56You could have just intercepted all his packages. He would never know. Right. Hey Ted sendin' all packages. Yeah. He has to send all packages. Yeah. It's funny that his brother recognized that it was him. His brother read the manifesto and go, Oh, I know who the fuck this is. He must have some like really some vocal tick that just drives his brother in, you know, drew in like, you know, drove him nuts and he's like, fuck. But his brother was a part of the documentary. He's brother recognized what happened to him. You know that his brother knew about the childhood The medical issue that he had where they couldn't touch him for months So his brother knew he was fucked.

22:37Well see if they chose him to like humiliate on LSD There must have been someone that they like praised endlessly right on LSD And maybe that's like where that's Manson that's exactly that's where you get the call later at David Koresh and Manson Well, they definitely did something with Manson too. Did you read the book chaos by Tom O 'Neill? Have you heard of it? I have it, but I haven't read it. I buy a lot of books that I don't read. It's good on tape if you want to just listen to it. Okay, that's better. Make it way easier. It's a bananas book. And the guy who wrote it is my friend's neighbor.

23:08So my friend Greg, who I started comedy with Greg for 7's, was neighbors with this guy in New York, and the neighbors with him in Venice. And this guy has been writing this one fucking story for 20 years. He got hired to write it as like a anniversary piece on the death of the the Manson murders and As he's writing like there's so much wrong with the story and so he goes into his deep investigation of it And he fucking becomes obsessed for 20 years this guy can't finish publishing this story And then it becomes a book and a book deal and then they bring it in editor and finally they piece He's got enough for another book he said, but it's all about the CIA like the CIA Met Manson when he was in prison, the same guys that met Jack Ruby after he shot Lee Harvey Oswald, and they taught Manson essentially how to run a cult.

23:58They gave him LSD, they dozed him, they told him like many times Manson apparently would not take the LSD, but he would give it to everybody else. And then while they're on acid, he's manipulating them and then turned them into murderers. And the whole plan was just to, they were trying to attack the anti -war movement. And the best way to do it was like, instead of making this hippie movement, like this beautiful thing we should all embrace love and peace, let's make it violent psychos that cut babies out of pregnant women and write pig on the wall with their blood. Let's do that. And so they did that, and it worked.

24:36It's insane. It's insane. And that's what they used to pass that psychedelic act in 1970. That's the same tactics. The whole idea was stop the anti -war movement. Stop the civil rights movement. It's crazy. This is our government. We worked at a studio last year in Los Angeles that apparently Manson recorded a bunch of stuff. And it was crazy because the studio, it's called Valentine Studios, this guy built it like in the early 60s, he was a capital records producer and he built his own studio so he could do shit outside of capital records. And I guess he's into jazz. And like, I guess - Capital record, just famous, world famous, got these echo chambers, so they're very unique to it and very special.

25:27And he had the blueprints for the originals and just created copies of the studio. Yeah, and apparently like as the music scene turned more to rock like the guy just got completely fed up with Because if he was used to like cutting four songs in a day and now they've got like a bunch of stoners working on like one guitar solo for eight hours So apparently he just like mothballed the place in the early 70s and I used it as a storage facility for he was he was in the cars He was into those little Nash metropolitan cars So like it had all these Nash parts and then the guy passed away and someone got win that the studio was there and so this dude Nick they cleaned it all out so when you go to the studio it looks exactly like it did in like 1969.

26:12So we were in the room and I'm sure it looked exactly the same way as it did when Manson was in there. Oh yeah. Have we ever played Manson's music? Yeah I think once. Can we play it? with that with that be a problem spotify there's no way that someone owns a copyright domain. On a reason. Someone owns a copyright. Definitely. It's not a copyright. Did Guns and Rozes put a they put a cover of one of his songs on a spaghetti incident album? Did they? I think they might have. I know that a lot of punk rock guys became millionaires because of that. It's all punk covers. He kind of he's he funded the retirement.

26:53I'm going to film for a lot of punk guys. Charles Manson, Guns and Roses. Yeah. I'm scared about you. Wow. That would have generated hundreds of thousands of dollars.

27:10Yeah. I'm going to film for an album. OK, OK, OK, OK. Boy. Pretty great stuff. But that's Guns and Rose is covering it. I wonder what the real album sounded like. Did we open for them a couple months ago? Guns and Rose is? Uh -huh. At the Hollywood Bowl. And like, the whole deal was like, their friend came to us and was like, it should be cool. Like, they'll play for like an hour and a half, you'll play for an hour. You'll go on at like 730. Neither of us have ever played the bowl. Yeah, so that was like it was perfect. Then we show we fly away to LA and we get it like our set time is 6 p .m. Like literally we're playing to like a dude in the front eating a hot dog Insane and then they play for three hours.

28:01They played for three hours, but the craziest part of the whole thing was that I lit a cigarette up backstage and there's no smoking and they're smoking bad. They're like, you know, the smoke's going into the slashes thing. So I was just thought, it's funny, the guy is like known for the cigarette hanging out of his mouth. It's like, absolutely not smoking around here. But did he quit and then like, I don't know, he's got this. I don't know, we didn't get to meet them. You didn't meet them? No. What? I know, it was weird. That's crazy. I know. I mean, Axel Rosen restaurant in Greece, just randomly.

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28:44I was eating at this restaurant, and my friend comes by and goes, that fucking Axel Rosen sitting over there, I'm like, shit, we're gonna have to walk by him. It's that weird thing where you say hi to someone, you don't know if they know who you are, but luckily he did, and then he invited me to the show. I'm sure he's the cool guy. He's a cool guy. I met him a lot time, he's real cool. He's very cool, but you know, he gets bothered a lot. So like, I was worried that I was gonna bother him, you know, because my friend had bothered him already. my friend got sued. We were at a restaurant this past summer in Madrid.

29:17We were playing the festival and we we just picked this random restaurant. Yeah. It was like five o 'clock and we're sitting. We got sat next to Flea and John for Shantae and we were like right next to their table. Right next to them. And we know I was like should we they were sitting they're having the most nerdy conversation. Like, if you augment the seventh, I don't know. My brain just thinks like that. And I'm like, wow, like God, the orange is such an urge. But I was like, I'm gonna go say what's up. I went over and I shook Flea's hand and then I went, they go shake John Farshanti's hand.

29:51He's like, I don't do that. And then Flea's like, excuse me, I'm gonna go wash my hands. What? And they're like, we're germaphobes. And I was like, aren't these guys legendary? Like, preeks. X, heroin. Yeah. Yeah. What? Yeah. Germaphobes. They don't shake hands? No. No. That always wears me out. Like the how he meant the hell thing. He wears me out. Does he bump knuckles still? Or even though he bumps knuckles? For a while, he was like, I think maybe he bumps knuckles. This episode is brought to you by Life Lock. Tax season is already stressful. You shouldn't have to worry about identity theft on top of everything else.

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33:11I told him, I go next time I see him on the fuck, I want to hug you. You're not going to stop me. I'm not a huggier, this is ridiculous. Maybe we need to invent a new form of greeting each other. Well, the handshake is fine. It's a good one. You know why it's good? Because if you hang on too long, it's weird. Yeah. That's why it's good. Because it's like an intimate gesture, there's a gesture. We're touching skin, but only for a little bit. Because if we, you know, someone handshake for too long, gets odd. Yeah. It gets a little odd. How Trump does the thing we just told everybody. Dude, he got me.

33:45I'm gonna fuck you up. Let me tell you something. I was ready for it the first time. First time I met him. First of all, he has normal size hands. I have big hands. He has regular size hands. He's a big guy. So I was ready. I knew I was gonna meet him. First time I met him, he came over to put his hands on my shoulders. You do a great job, but I was sitting. You know, sitting. So this time, actually, stood up. We made eye contact. I said, how are you doing, sir? I shook his hand and I'm like, oh, I know he's about to do. So I fucking anchored myself. I'm like not today, son, not today, which you give me a nice pull.

34:19And I'm like, but we're hanging on for a while. So then the next time I met him, he was at a UFC as well. Did he try to pull? Dude, he'll tell you what happened. I'm sitting down and he looks at me and he goes like this and he gets up, starts walking towards me. And I get up and I reach over with my hand, and he gets, and I'm over a table. I'm over a table. He really fucking got me. He got me good. He got me good. He got me good. I'm like this motherfucker learns from his mistakes. He got me. He used your energy against you Here goes. Is this the time where he gets me? I don't know. Let me see No, this is what time we tried you try to get me.

34:57He's hanging on for a while. See look at you do you're shaking I'm anchored. I'm anchored I'm resisting. There's not going on there. You know who got mad at me jack white got mad at me I'm just sitting there. I think that's... Would you okay if I shook Biden's hand? Are you paying attention? You might crush his fucking fingers. He'd try to get you in the hole with those fucking bony old broomstick hands. Oh, I'll tell you. I'm gonna have to get out of here. I'm fucking shooked. I shit out of your hand. Just come up behind you and sniff your head. Bro, I'd love the gas lighting. This is one guy that I follow on Instagram.

35:41I only follow for gaslighting and he's like this like hardcore Democrat dude And he was talking about how amazing Biden's state of the Union was and how inspiring was it just really feels Just feels so good about things right now. How about you folks? With the fuck they definitely had him on a drug drug cocktail we were trying to figure out what cocktail you know I want to get on it. Yeah, I want to know It's probably the Hitler. He's probably been in bed since the speech. Right. Just eat an ice cream with a sheet of recuperate. Body's fucking zapped. Bro, what are they giving him? What are they giving him?

36:24What is it feeling? I would imagine if I was going to dose up the president, they brought me in amateur pharmacologists. I would say vitamin B12. I'm like, give him the whole vile. Everything intramuscularly 45 minutes before us to do activities the next thing I would do is peptides. He's got to be on everything I want him on BPC 157 I want him on up a morillon I want him on everything then I want him on testosterone I want you to just jack him up with bodybuilder like levels. We're gonna kill him But he's gonna die anyway and then I would say speed we need some I'm not gonna say I can just chew up some matter all wouldn't some old -fashioned meth just not enough Not enough he needs he needs he needs like his body to have at least some resistance to what you're gonna throw at it Try to make him articulate.

37:15Okay. I would I would give him a lot of things I'd give him I would give him growth hormone I would give him everything peptides He's come to the podium looking like swamp NAD. Yeah, yeah Yeah, exactly. He just blew him up. Let's go. I want him purple. I want him on that podium looking purple. Just swollen up with creatine and I would dose him up on everything and I'd only feed him bison meat. That would be a good supplement component. It was like, we're gonna give you the authentic JFK. Yeah. Here's the JFK cocktail. Yeah. Exactly. Here's what he was into. Yeah, JFK apparently was, that was Dr.

37:54Field Good. That was the whole term. Dr. Feelgood was a doctor that they would call upon. And apparently the White House has doctors like this as well. That you call upon, you say, you know what? I'm having a hard time sleeping doc and they hook you up with ambient or they hook you up with antidepressants or they hook you up with Xanx. If you're feeling depressed, Max Jacobson, Dr. Feelgood. Oh, he was an elusive. Miracle Max. Elves is doctor. Give me the elves cocktail. You know, you can have like, yeah, historical figures, favorite drugs. Yeah, yeah, give me the Biden. Yeah, give me that Biden cocktail.

38:29What are they doing? What JFK did not know was that the injections were actually powerful doses of a combination of highly addictive liquid methamphetamine and steroids. So that's what I would give them. See, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. I know these things. I should be working for the White House. I'm sure there is beats 12 in that shot, too. If that's what my appointment would be for the Trump White House. I'd be the new I'd be the new Rachel Levine. You'd be the new Dr. Phil. Give me in there. And I'll fucking straighten everybody out. The supplement is our and I'm I've got everybody on edibles.

39:02Yeah, I want the whole staff to be terrified all day long. Everybody should have a slantboard by their dance. We're fucking these over to squats. I have a hot yoga room there. Let's go. Kettlebells all over the fucking White House. Let's go. Let's go. Okay. It's big fucking on it banner. Yeah, teaching all our trees. Everybody's drinking kale cliffs. Let's go. Yeah. What's it? OK, proclaimed, I don't care if it's horse piss, it works. It's severe bouts of back pain apparently. He has made some really, really serious fucking disease. What's this about Mickey Man? man to make it mental. For a case of the flu, oh you got the flu, let me give you some heroin.

39:53Injection into mantle's hip caused severe abscessing septic infection at the injection site that hospitalized mantle and threaten his career. But that's just staff. That's that can happen because it was just bad medical advice. That does not do with what he gave him. What did he give him? improper practices. So this guy was just a wild dude. There's a book called Dead Doctors Don't Lie and it's by a guy who advocates mineral supplementation. He's like, we do it with animals. We do it like and he was saying that so many diseases that people are getting is a result of your diet and he goes, you need to pay attention to doctors and how they live their lives.

40:35These guys that are telling you, you need to do this, you need to take this, you need to take this medication, this, they're all in cahoots with the pharmaceutical drug companies and they're all super unhealthy and a lot of them are addicted, not all, but this is what this guy was saying, a lot of them are addicted to drugs and so he tells a story about this guy who was in the middle of surgery and he goes to go do coke and he has an overdose and dies. He's a fucking guy dead in the middle of surgery because they were so cranked up. They're because they could give themselves whatever the fuck they wanted so these guys would all take whatever they wanted Man Yeah, you got to be careful if the person telling you how to be healthy is a fat slob not good And it's really common.

41:20It's really common at doctors offices to like See a bunch unhealthy nurses doctors used to smoke They stand there with a fucking cigarette my dad My dad walked into a door in the middle of the night in the mid -70s, broke his nose. And he went to go get it straight in a couple weeks later so the doctor had like crack it. And my dad noticed the next day, he couldn't taste anything, he smelled anything. And he went back to the doctor's office. I was like, I can't smell or taste. And the doctor apparently was smoking and took his ass tray and put it up to his nose. Can you smell this? My dad said, no, he's like, yeah, it's probably not coming back.

42:03Whoa. And so I was thinking, like that happens to you now, you'd get like a hundred million dollar settlement. It's probably not coming back. It never came back. No, he still can't. My dad can't smell. Whoa. Yeah, you'll be like, you know, you can't smell at all. Just from our broken nose? Yeah, I would say, you know, when you taste with your nose pinched, that's what it is. So he can taste like hot sauce a little bit. Oh man, that's got a sock. Imagine not smelling bacon. Since when did that happen? It happened before I was born. That's crazy. I was born 80. But he'll get these phantom smells.

42:36And I'll be like, and I'm like, what smell do you miss the most? He's like gasoline. I love the smell of gas. And I'm like, I still love that smell. I used to love that. Well, I was a gear head when I was a kid. That's my, I've got a barn with the motorcycles. That's the first thing my son says. He's eight years old. As soon as he gets in, he's like, Oh, my favorite smell kids love the smell. What is it? What are they love markers to the off the sharpies? You see the photos of all the people that are arrested for huffing It's amazing. Oh

43:11It's kind of lost popularity that huffing I feel well a lot of the Probalms died off He's fucking guys just every who busted for a fake dude I think that one guy got busted a ton of times. Wow. They all kind of a little sparkle in their eye that guy That guy's been busted. I believe more than once

43:37It's just fucking so silly you know those guys that stand on the corner and like the painted suits Mm -hmm like the gold suits they just look like they were just blowing those dudes Can't get that fucking bowl of those shit dudes. How biotoxic must that shit be? You put that shit on your body all day? Let's still repeat. Why do I? What a stupid fucking thing to do with your time. Yeah, not a good one. Puked this guy!

44:03Oh! Uh -huh. Yeah, dumb ass way to spend your day. Didn't tell you to be a robot. Didn't someone on a set of like a Bond film die from being painted on gold. really? I think so in the 60s. Urban legend. I mean it's urban legend but I think it I think that might be true. The internet kind of fucked up urban legend. It definitely did. There was one that someone sent me about Einstein's show for being smarter than him. Yeah that was going around yesterday. No, I sent immediately I sent him the fucking articles disproved them. That's not true. Yeah, here it is gold finger in the myth of bond girls death It's a math just good Marketing what was the whole idea that she was was she supposed to be a gold human?

44:53Is she an alien? What was she? I don't know this movie's kind of below I mean they were they were really Indicating they were really into painting naked women's bodies in the 60s in movies. Yeah. Oh, yeah Well, that's the weird hack for hose that you can go out public with your TDs painted. Like you could, like a lot of gals will use that as excuse to walk around topless, like for Halloween. Yeah, it's probably way to avoid sensors back then. Pain, pain them rather than show it. Mm. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. Sensors. So that's not true, huh? Fuck. It would have been a fun one. Yeah, it's weird when you start finding these things out, you just been living a lie.

45:38If you guys heard of those ladies that used to paint loom on watches, what is it called radio? Radio? Radio? Radio girls. Yeah, they would lick their paintbrush and they all got horrible cancer. Oh my god. Rotten holes in it, their jaws fell off, terrifying shit. Yeah. I mean, my mom has a bunch of fiestaware. We used to eat off that all the time. Apparently, you know, the red is like highly radioactive. It's true. Yeah, because they were using uranium, and then they started using depleted uranium. Oh, god. But it's like, yeah. Apparently. Do you get any superpowers? Uh, no, I'm just... Nobody gets superpowers.

46:25Dude, my brother gave me my brother, the same one that sent me... He does have a superpower, he can guess people's birthdays. Is that... I mean, it's not with superpower, it's just... It's pretty... How good are you? I can guess within three years, I think, for anyone. Oh, within three years. Yeah. Oh, so you're guessing their age. Yeah. But I can do historical figures I don't really know who they are. I mean, it's not 100%, but I've been pretty close. Would their birth date? No, like their year. Their birth year. Okay. No. What year was I born?

47:101968. 1967. Pretty close. Yeah. His name anybody else? Oh. Okay. Marlon Brando. That's good.

47:24Give me a second.

47:321922.

47:35Within three years. Wow. 24. Wow. Do you do that? That's pretty impressive. It's just keep it 100 % accuracy. I don't. Do we, we, we, we made our new record collaborating with people? And one of the guys on our list that we want to work with was Noel Gallagher from Oasis. So we kept reaching out to him and seeing like if he would be up for it and we kept hearing back that he doesn't really do that. I remembered that my neighbor who I golf with used to be Oasis's agent. So I asked him if he could like reach out and through that. We got we heard back that no, you know, would be up for recording with us if we went to London So we flew all the way to London And right at the small little studio And we barely knew no we've met him briefly You know, but we went in there with no song and and sat down with him and within a couple hours We had a song written and recorded And we you know, we did it three days in a row and we had four days booked in And after the first day, we were like, we got what we need.

48:52It's cool if we got more. The rest will be gravy. But we got to the trip. And we got the second day we got on the game. And the third day, we got the song called Only Love Matters. But the fourth day, we showed up and we're like, we are not fucking pressing it. We got three for three. But we're not gonna let's not push our legs. Let's not fuck this up. So we just spent the whole day just bullshitting with him But yeah, that's like the same with this I don't want to I don't want to guess another birthday. I Don't want to fail. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, you've been rocks. I'll it so far this show that On the game is the fucking album is amazing.

49:35It's so good dude. It's so good Thanks man, and thank you for letting me listen to it early. I played it for everybody in the green room people like oh shit Cool, it's so good. It's so good It was so much fun. On the game, I find myself singing that. Like when I see people out trying to hook up in bars, everybody's on the game. It's fucking great. It was such an amazing feeling being in the room with him. We cut it in the studio called Toe Rag and the live room is this side, like this room. So Pat's drum kits here, little keyboard here, right there and Nulldre, they were just in a circle. Wow.

50:11And you know, what you hear on the record is the take we did. It was like the second or third time we got through the song without fucking it up. Wow. It's amazing you guys can put together a song. It is the best feeling. It's so addictive. It's the most addictive thing ever. It's gotta be. The being able to like it in the studio makes something out of nothing like that. The fact that you guys can do that in four hours is just insane. That was the thing. Ever since we met, we've been able to do that. Ever since the first fucking time, we got in a room together. He had a four track and we just it instantly sounded fucking fun and cool, you know, it was and it's like Hearing that and then getting that feeling has been like yeah, feels like you guys Of course in my life you guys are like one of my favorite origin stories For bands just like the way you guys work together the way it works that you've known each other forever It's just the whole thing is awesome.

51:06It's just what everybody hopes for an origin story for a cool band we've got this dock that's coming out at some point that it's cool we premiered it last night but it was cool all the footage that the director found of like the wheat you know because we weren't taking photos and stuff back in the day but to see all the the photos from 20 to so many years ago. Yeah, stuff I didn't even know existed. I someone should I didn't even remember at all. Yeah. And there's video of it. It's crazy. Wow. The cool thing about like on the game we got everything but the lyrics you know but the melody was there and that you know we kind of made a point when making this album that for the first time we were going to like I guess kind of do it you know do it the way that maybe bands used to do it in the 70s I guess like we were gonna stay at the nicest hotels the funnest hotel most funnest We were going to have fun.

52:08So when we were out in London, we were staying at the Children Firehouse, just partying every single night and then dragging ourselves to the studio. One night, Noel was hanging out with us. And he was pointing to some girl at the bar. And he's like, oh, she's for sure on the game. And we were like, we've been to England 50 times. But we'd never heard that expression. And we're like, what's that? He's like, oh, she's a working girl. She's probably, you know, she's probably a prostitute. Which checks out, I think there were a lot there. But then Dan was like, yeah, everybody here's on the game.

52:44But the making this record was so much fun. How can you tell if someone's a prostitute? I was in Miami, my friend was like, there were so many prostitutes that hotel. I go, how do you know? This is Miami. There are a lot of gals dressed like hookers here. Yeah, it's kind of encouraging if you know. You know, do we play this show once a long time ago in Portland, Oregon and there's a band playing with us and they're older than us. We were like 22, they're probably 30. They're like, guys, be very careful here. It's really dangerous. There's a lot of drug dealers, especially in the park. Especially in the park, you're not like, just don't be careful.

53:22It was really like, fuck, okay. We like got in our car and locked the door. Like, harker down. conquered down like, wait, we had eight hours till we played. And then we're like accidentally kind of just like staking out the fucking club and this guy who just warned us about this shit. He comes out and we watch him try to buy drugs. The guy, like literally like takes his money and just runs down the street and now the whole band's chasing this guy. Ah! The guy who warned you. Yeah, yeah. Of course, that's how it always works. That was when we played at the satiric on. Yeah. Yeah. The stage was carpet and they had had like clown wrestling the night before.

54:01So the carpet was all, they had cake all in the carpet. Just remember it's like, it was total. And there's nobody there. Absolutely nobody there. No one. In fact, two people walked in and then they left. They walked in. They got the fuck out of there. That's apparently where I guess that's where Kobe met Courtney Love was at that club. Wow. Yeah, it's no longer there. But it had been there since the 60s. Cream had played there. Back to the end. Yeah. That is hugging that. Yeah, we we saw it on its way out. Cream played a place that tiny. Yeah. It makes sense. I know. They've been huge by the time they come over.

54:43I mean, it's surprising that the size of venues, certain people were playing. Like Hendrix used to play the felt form. We don't need to And Dricks would play the fault for him or something as as band of gypsies. That's only a couple thousand seeds. When Phil Harmon was a kid, he was like, I think it was like 18. He was working at the whiskey as like a stage hand. And he had to keep his hands on the speaker that was on the stage because it was like a little kind of rockity. And Hendrix was playing right in front of him. He was 18 years old. He's like Hendricks gets literally standing in front of me.

55:26Plash. He did a bunch of album covers, right? Yeah, Hartman did a bunch. We have one of them framed out here. Oh really? He was so fucking funny. Oh my god. He's such a good dude. What a horrible way to go. Man. And all I ever saw that coming? Actually, honestly, I mean, he was asleep, so. He was asleep. Yeah. Horrible that he went. But - Well, horrible period. the whole story is horrible. It's insane. My friend who's a cop, I had gotten over it and I was getting ready to stand again. I would be like, I took a couple weeks off. I was like, there's no way I could be funny. I just like, it's not possible.

56:02And then I decided to go to the comedy store. I'm like, I gotta get back in there. I just gotta get live on with my life. And so I'm in the gas station getting gas. My friend pulls up. He's a cop. I knew him from Jiu -Jitsu and I'm like, uh, go, what's up, man? What are you doing? And he goes, dude, he goes, I'm really sorry about your friend. He goes, I was on that. I go, you were there. He goes, pfff. He goes, listen, the mother took the children into the bathroom and she had a gun. And that's when they decided to break down the door because they knew that she was going to shoot the kids and shoot herself.

56:38And the cop broke down the door and the kids ran from their mother and then their mother blows her brains out. Jesus. Why my friend was there? Holy, that was the... The Larmans wife. That was the Larmans wife. Yeah, I heard she shot him in the head, in the throat, and in the chest. Well, she was on Zoloft and apparently cocaine. And they won some sort of a settlement with Zoloft. Apparently, when you mix Zoloft with cocaine, it's not good. So this is a supplement. This is a cocktail that you don't want to. You don't want that one. You don't want the brin heart man. No. Yeah. It's suck. Yeah, but so I went on stage and eight shit.

57:23Oh my god. I mean, boy did I eat shit. I mean, I was there was nothing funny coming out of my mouth. I was so depressed. I could I could shouldn't have done the set. I was so depressed. I just was like hearing that story. It's just like bouncing around talking about that at all. I can talk about I had to brief it briefly. I did, because I couldn't get over it. I just was so fucked up by it. You didn't have any jokes together yet about it. No, I never did. I never could. You mean there's nothing there? I wonder how you could sue a former school company because you had an adverse reaction from mixing it with an illegal substance.

58:01I don't know. I think they probably just paid some money just for everybody shut the fuck up. That's probably what they do. You can't blame someone for taking something illegally with your drug when it probably specifically says don't do that But maybe they didn't know don't do that or you might fucking shoot someone in their sleep But I mean that lady was mean You know it was particularly hard for me because I was trying to get him to break up with multiple times He he had left told him to get divorced. I'm never yet this I said, dude, just give her half. Just give her half and get out. You're always gonna make more money.

58:39Just get out, man. And he said, it's not half. He goes, it's two thirds. The fucking lawyers get a third. It's goddamn scam. You know, and he was just, but he was also freaking out about his image because he was a family guy. And, you know, he didn't want to get divorced. He wanted to like keep everything intact. So he would keep making up with her. And she would, she would like insult him in public. It was ugly, man. It was ugly. Yeah, it's crazy when people that you think are like so big and powerful are like being abused by their partner. It's common. I know. It's common. I know it is. There's a strange reason why that.

59:16You would never expect and I just get ran over in the house. What is that? I don't know, man. I think it has probably something to do with your childhood. Probably something to do with what you've accepted in terms of like what a relationship is. The kind of relationships you have to do with your friends. I am talking about us. No. Bro, it can happen. How much simulation you've gotten while on LSD? Yeah. I think it evolves over time too, right? Like some people, they get together with someone and then over time, someone starts being a cut. It's like a guy or the girl. It's just like, you know, people change.

59:51And if you're stuck with that person, and especially if you have kids with that person, right? Like filled it. It's like, what do you do? How do you resolve this? How old are those kids when they have? They were very young. Oh my God. Yeah, it was hard. The horse in California is hard. Sounds brutal. Yeah, but it's a lot better than your mom shooting your dad while he's asleep and then talking to you about how she's going to kill you. Oh, what's better? You're only going to have a little bit of it. Way better. Yeah. That's definitely not good. It's just like, you know. Dude, you see the divorce happen all the time where the wife gets a lot of money.

1:00:29I've seen it happen the other way at one time and it was Kelly Clarkson's husband. He got like a shitload of money and it did all these divorce dads are like, posted, they get that bag king. I can't send him to Dan. I was like, dude, this is outrageous. This guy is our hero. Get that back, King. You remember when McKenzie Bezos and Jeff Bezos got divorced? Yeah. McKenzie made like $38 billion in divorce settlement and then she hired a high school science teacher. So we're like, dude, who's worth $3 ,200? Just married a woman worth $38 billion. Like good luck for the rest of your life. You better sit down when you take a piss because if you leave that toilet seat up, it's over.

1:01:15Yeah. Like you're not, you've got to be on your best behavior, sir. This is not a balanced relation. Jesus has been seeing Dr. feel good. You think so? You know what's written in? Yeah, he looks a lot better than he used to look. He looks like a completely different person. Dude. He's like Jack, do worse, nice clothes. I mean, yeah, seeing the old footage of him just like hunched over nerd like. He and our bus is kind of the same way, too. Just like looking. It looks like it's such different people. Dude, a guy we know. Good, it's good. Yeah, it's good. It's totally better. A guy we know is like one of the first 40 people hired at Amazon, working in Bezos' garage, and he was sent to Delaware to set up the first East Coast distribution center, and he was getting something crazy.

1:02:03He got 40 ,000 shares of Amazon stock. And only 10 ,000 shares invested in the rest would vest, this is late 90s. The rest would vest in 2005 or something. But when the dot com bubble kind of burst in 2000, the value of his stock went from three million potentially to one and he quitted the job. Before it vested, and he cashed it all out basically for 750 grand. And he ended up moving to Akron. So we were buddies with this guy. He bought all this recording equipment and stuff. And he moved to Akron because it was so cheap that he was just kind of open a studio, but That like if he if that stuff invested it be worth he'd be worth like over a hundred million dollars.

1:02:53Oh my god I know dude. Oh my god. All he had to do is just work at that job for a few more years and just never touch that Jeez Yeah, that's a hard one as well. It's hard I heard a similar story about a guy who had Apple stock in the very early days. Got rid of it. Some fucking insane amount of money now. Apple's such a bizarre company. So bizarre. They're so successful. Like what other company is figured out would be that's so successful that they're the money that they have. just their cash is like a trillion dollars. It's like a lot of countries, GDPs. You know who's rock star video games? Oh yeah.

1:03:45Those guys are fucking crushing. How much money do they make? Well, it's weird how you can protect a video game so thoroughly, but you can't protect like much other intellectual property. Yeah, it's very hard to protect jokes. Yeah. jokes get stolen all the time right that's a real hard one um doesn't Apple just keep all their money in Ireland not paying that that's what I would do if I was progressive yeah exactly that's what I would do I talk about diversity and equity and then I fucking send all my money to some offshore account the fuck out of You know, you're getting none of this. I'm the one who made the iPhone, you fucks.

1:04:30My! Jamie at all. Well, it wasn't a job, it was a LSD guy too. Didn't you come up with the idea for Apple when he was on LSD? Oh really? Yeah, I'm pretty sure he did. Yeah, there's something about LSD that was about Jobs' inspiration to start Apple. We've been noticing people taking LSD a lot. Recently. It's become very popular. of the sprays like my spray on the tongue. Mm -hmm. Seems like it's getting around. Yeah. I've heard. Yeah. We only had the LSD that you got from scary old hippies. This is still from scary old hippersquares. It's but it's apparently it's very difficult to make. So when you get it, it's like, where did you get this?

1:05:14Who's getting it? Who's making it? There's only a few people in the country apparently that know how to make acid. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think it's like growing weed. I think it's a complicated process. Yeah, so my grandfather was a chemical engineer and I have a bunch of his old textbooks and I'll get him out and show him to my son because it's just like the math problems are just like he's like He's a really little kid. He still understands that there's no numbers in these math problems. Right. It's just letters But I'd like to the stuff. I'm he's a boxer from the 40s You know, and I'm like to get a PhD in chemical engineering in the 40s, you had to be really really fucking smart There's no fucking calculator It's a slide ruler I mean people must have been way smarter back then they probably more it's probably it meant a lot more Oh, yeah, those are the people that invented acid.

1:06:09Yeah, like that's not what the people we have now invent bath salts

1:06:15Is that still a thing I don't know, I was in a hotel and they had like, you know, all the little accoutrement for the shower and one of them was bath salts. And I was like, you said, I know what I'm doing. I know. So I was like, no, we're talking about. Bath salts at one point in time was the thing that you could get in like a gas station. And it would say bath salts, not for human consumption, but it was like a kind of math. And what they had done is it engineered some anfetamine to be like one molecule different or something like that. they can kind of do that weird little game. It was like Delta 9.

1:06:50It was like methamphetamine 3. Right. But the side effect was people would like eat each other's faces. That one guy did. Dude, did you see the fucking guy in Haiti? The fucking gang leader? Barbecue? Yeah. Yeah. Eat in the fucking charred half. Yeah, of a guy that they burned alive. Yeah. Fuck. Oh my god, dude. Yeah. What the fuck yeah people need to see those videos even though they're horrifying just to understand There's people out there in the world gang leader named barbecue is now most powerful man in Haiti as US evacuates American so he's now the most powerful powerful person in Haiti the guy who ate that guy Boy, that's not good and what?

1:07:36Ripped what happened to Haiti? Like what was was it a coup? like what happened there I don't I'm not I heard there's two rival gangs they just shut the airport like we can have it. Yo that's not good. That's not good. Nope. They're evacuating Haiti. Wow. That's crazy. That's crazy that it'll like a modern country could just be taken over like that by a guy who eats people. Yeah, that video is fucked up. That video is fucked up. And the fact that that's his nickname. His nickname is Barbercue. It's incredible. It's like a South Park. It's like idiocracy. But you know what a remind me of is we talk about this the other day.

1:08:24The faces of death videos. Do you remember those things? Yeah, like, you don't realize like only kids were watching this. There was like, I would love to see a documentary on like the making of faces. Who made that to grown up making that for the kids? Who is making that shit on the M? Yeah, barbecue. That's how you got to start. There's a note on the video that says it's been going around for over two years and that has nothing to do with the current uprising. Okay. But it's this old barbecue footage. Is it not the same guy? Uh, this, the whoever's digging into this. Since times now has not been able to independently verify the veracity of the video, the man chewing what appears to be a finger and then proceeding to tear the flesh of a leg of a body that is burning.

1:09:12As soon as they get boots on the ground there they'll figure it out. Yeah, figure it out. The video circulating at the time is when when Hades notorious gang leader barbecue is on his way to become the most powerful man in the nation. So it seems like it is true. They just don't have enough of it. They have not been able to independently verify the veracity of the video. Well that is a problem today with AI. That could be horseshit. I could be something someone made. I mean, you could probably get AI to say, I want a man who's a rebel soldier in Haiti eating a barbecue leg. And I think AI can do that now.

1:09:46Well, crazy. Can we get AI to make a recipe that tastes like human flesh? What if it's really good? They say tastes like pork. They would call people long -sword. First of all, who is that? Cannibal. They would call humans long pork. Long pigs. Long pigs. Yeah. Yeah, that's what Jesse Ventura, he's talking about long pig. Now what's his face that comedian who does the Jesse Ventura impersonation? It's just. Will Sassos? Oh my god. Yeah, it's amazing. I watched that for hours. It's a question. It's Deo. It's talks about long. He does the head bobble too. It's amazing. Well Sassos is amazing. He's doing so funny man.

1:10:24It's so good. Yeah. It's amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Jesse Ventura. He's a, he's a fucking interesting character. He lives in Mexico now. What's his cocktail? Because he's not good. He's got Parkinson's in it. Oh, okay. You know, when you're a pro wrestler and you're getting slammed around a lot, like there's a high likelihood you're gonna have severe brain trauma. Like those guys are getting beat up all the time. And back then, they didn't know. They didn't even know that you're getting CTE from that. He went on to Theo Von podcasts. And like, Theo gives like a disclaimer at the beginning, like, this is like the worst interview that's ever been done.

1:10:59Really? Because I couldn't get a word in Edgewise. He's like just, just know that I know that. But if you watch it, it's an hour and a half of just him just going, no break. Really? It's incredible. So he just talks. He just talks and just like, you know, it's like, this men shoulder. What is he talking about? Everything like rock and roll. It's like, he just doesn't stop. There's no questions. Really? Yeah. It's kind of crazy. How weird. It's worth watching. I wonder if he knew who Theo was? I don't know. Didn't necessarily seem like it. I did a podcast with him a long time ago and he was fine.

1:11:41He was interesting. There's a lot of stuff that he did. Remember that conspiracy show that he did? He was trying to figure out whether or not Lee Harvey Oswald could have shot JFK. It was kind of funny. He was one of the first conspiracy theory guys. Yeah. Yeah. It's like using this rifle, like making shots from the window, the whole deal. The story's insane. I mean, the whole story of him is crazy. Green Bray and like. Yeah. Actor, wrestling. Well, he's a UDT. He was one of the original sales. Yeah, insane. Yeah. He was awesome in predator. I don't have time to bleed. Was that his line? I don't know.

1:12:25That might have been. Yeah, he had the good face paint in predator That's another one of those movies go watch it again. You're like what? Really? Yeah, it's ridiculous. Those are all movies that you loved as a kid are fucking terrible The only one that holds up is goonies Goonies holds up. Oh, yeah, goonies holds up, but I try to show this yeah, I got time to bleed

1:12:56Yeah. Well, that fucking guy was the governor of Minnesota. I love that premise though. I mean, we need more movies about that. Special forces hunting down like some alien life form in the jungle. Did you see the newest predator? The newest predator is actually good. It's called prey. The predator comes down to like, you know, 1700s America. I like that and this command she woman fights the predator It's crazy. It's ridiculous, but it's fun. It's fun. It's fun movie, but it's good It's like well done a couple years ago. I think it's a Netflix movie honestly Hulu so hulu movie hulu It's good. It's fun Pray yeah The idea that you'd have a fucking chance You know, like I've never made it through an alien movie.

1:13:55The alien alien? Yeah, never? No, there's just so excruciating and boring to me. What about the first one? Oh, I like, it's just, no, there's no way anybody born after the year 2000's watched Alien. Without looking at their phone. If they have, it's like they should get a medal. What's that looking at their phone? Or if you try to watch that movie, the abyss, I've never tried to watch a movie more. That's the one in the water. Yeah, dude. I just like, I'll look at my phone and be like, this has been going on for 45 minutes. It seems like three days. I've never tried to watch one more. It's amazing.

1:14:32Yeah. We're right. A lot of the movies are attention spans were off the charts. Yeah. Compared to what they are now. Well, that's the people doing calculus on an abacus. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's the, that's a lot of time on their hands. Well, yeah. You weren't being inundated with information. You had more time on your hands And you probably were better at concentrating and they required you to concentrate at school at every level Whereas now they're just kind of like letting people graduate and you're creating a drug that gets you fucked up for eight hours Yeah, that's how much time you had yeah now.

1:15:05It's like What's that what's that weed people smoke did they think they get the disassociate for like three minutes? ketamine? No, it's like a weed they smell? Salvia or something? Oh yeah. Salvia divinorum. That was really popular about 10 years ago right? Well that was because it was it's a very potent psychedelic that somehow another slip by that 1970s sweet -bink psychedelics act and you could buy salvia again not for human consumption you'd be able to buy that places. I had a buddy who he'd moved to acronym from San Diego is really cool dude and you know there weren't But many, nobody I knew was really into drugs and acronym at the time.

1:15:43But it was pretty druggy in San Diego. But this guy, he was talk, he was talk about drinking gypsum tea. Have you ever heard of this? No. And he said that his girlfriend made some, you can just find this stuff, you know, like anywhere in California and it's Chipsum weed. You make a tea and then like his girlfriend is freaking out. She's talking to like little people in the room and he drove her to the hospital and the doctor's like instantly like did she have Gypsum tea? He's like yeah he's like that this always happens and like she was seeing little blue people talking to them like smurfs. Here's my question.

1:16:32What if little blue people are around you all the time you just don't detect them. Well I mean if how does everybody have the same trip off the drug? Right. That's what I'm saying. Like what if there's neighboring dimensions that are accessible through some drugs and some drugs that you see the blue people? Like what if that's like Smurfs? The guy figured it out. Well yeah it's like I think once we were on here we were talking about simulation theory And I was thinking, yeah, maybe if you can't process things with a human mind, like infinity or something, there's got to be some, if it is a simulation, there's got to be some sort of code that you can put in.

1:17:17So they can't - They'll allow you to process it. Yeah. Well, one of the weird theories about all this U of O shit is that they're not coming from another planet. They're coming from another neighboring dimension. Right. And it sounds stupid. But so does sending a video on your phone to Australia. If you lived in 1956, you're like, what the fuck are you talking about? If you pointed to a telephone and said, one day people are going to jerk off to that. Like, what? Yeah. You're going to have it in your pocket and you're going to watch porn on it. Yeah. Suck the fuck up. Sounds ridiculous. One day you're going to be able to travel in neighboring dimensions.

1:17:52We will have cracked this code. And we're going to slowly start sending things, the neighboring dimensions, and having them return, and then we're going to realize that human beings can survive there. Yeah. The whole UAP thing has been boggling my mind. I mean, I've been into it since I was a little kid, but that one time, right after we were on the show the first time I met Tom DeLong. And from Blink, when I came to one of our shows in Denver, he was so cool. and I was like, what's up? And it was right after that first kind of hill shaped thing had like officially been acknowledged by the Navy.

1:18:30And I was asking about that because he was like associated with that video. And he's put me in a huge existential crisis right before we had to go play in front of like 12 ,000 people. He was like, they're listening to everything. They're cloaked. There's thousands of UFOs. Every single piece of text that gets sent is analyzed to create AI, the AI models. This is 2019. Like the AI models they have would blow your mind. He's like it's something so profound. It's gonna change the world forever in about 90 days This was October like third 2019 and it was like you know Covid was like you're like I can't tell you what but it's gonna change everything.

1:19:05It's gonna be so fucked up Tom to long knew about Covid. I don't know to me told me that the world was gonna be profoundly changed forever in a way That no one could understand in about 90 days and I was like dude the guys Really out there and then like dude. I was like what the fuck? And then you had to go on stage. Yeah, well, totally freaking out. And then basically everything he told me has been true. Yeah. That's what's weird. The AI, everything. All the videos from the flying saucers or whatever. I had read Kurzweil in here yesterday. Whoa, really? Yeah. And I was asking him about the potential negative downsides.

1:19:46What's the possible complications of AI? They don't want to talk about that. They want it all on the gas. This is going to be good. Everyone's going to be smarter. It's all, I'm like, are there guardrails out there? Does there anybody, does there a regulatory body in the United States government that's even capable of understanding what these people are talking about? So what could be like an example of a worst case scenario? Weapon systems. Weapon systems. Weapon systems that are AI controlled that have an objective. That's why don't they have like, aren't all the nuclear missiles or they were, like weren't they all offline, so they can't get hacked and they're all operated by like a nine inch floppy disk from the 70s.

1:20:30Like some absolutely... There was something crazy like that. It's some technology that like, you've probably never even seen in your lifetime because it's so old. Right. I don't know if that's still the case, but when I was first getting into computers, floppy disks are all you used. But not that fucking big. Oh the big crazy ones. Yeah. Oh the real and they hold like 256 kilobytes And that's enough. That's enough to fucking blow up the world Yeah, but I mean you look at what how the they dropped you've ever seen the video of them using the enolage drop in the bombs off it It's like it's so crazy so crazy.

1:21:03They just like a propeller plane to fucking propeller plane Drops a nuke and then they had to get out of there Get out of here. There it is. Update complete. US nuclear weapons no longer need floppy disks. What is that from? Look at the size of that thing. It's from like last year from. The modernizing effort was quietly depleted in June, three years ago. Modernizing. Look at those disks. October 20th. Wow, well that makes sense that that would be a good way that you would like make it hack proof. I don't know. I prefer the analog sound of the analog nuke. I'm a purist. These digital nukes. Yeah.

1:21:50And then now they've got hypersonic weapons that could change direction in flight with nukes. Well I think the AI stuff, I mean like the stuff the AI is capable of, you know, like when it comes to manipulating stock markets and it is kind of, it's too much to even think about for me. Oh, it can do so much. And this is what I kept saying. And if it's in the hands of the wrong people, what do you do? Like if one group gets control of AI and then uses that AI to take over. Like if you have artificial, like complete intelligence that's sentient and then you give it a task, they've already shown that these things are capable of lying.

1:22:30Like they tricked the capture system by saying that they're vision impaired. Or you know that you are you a robot thing instead actually a vision impaired. right like oh okay that's another movie from the 90s that doesn't get old is Terminator 2 that's good one that's a good one there's a bunch of movies but they just have to be like really good movies you know you can watch some movies from the 60s that are amazing the hustlers amazing yeah there's some great fucking movies that are old movies but boy a lot of them in the 80s whenever one was doing coke they're fucking terrible horrible they just they just it was the weirdest, you could literally see the drug not being there anymore.

1:23:08So you see like the things that they were doing in the 60s, the music in the 60s, the movies in the 60s, and then you see the 70s. And it's like now no one's doing psychedelics and now the music is getting weird. And in the 80s no one growing up doing that music is done psychedelics. So in the 80s you've got hair bands and craziness. It's just like a totally different feel and vibe to the culture. So if you're observing our culture and you looked at like the Vietnam War era, the 60s, the hippies, the music, Hendrix, the doors, and then you go into the 80s, you go, what the fuck happened? What the fuck happened?

1:23:48This is crazy. Yeah, you went from that to the Focacy Goals. Yeah. And I wear a run so far away. But it's a weird shift. You go from that to poison. You know, like it's a weird shift. But at that point, that's when hip hop got grimy. That's true too. That's true too. Well, that's when hip hop emerged, right? Hip hop got grimy in the 90s. The 90s hip. And then that is just fucking crazy, of crazy theories. that hip hop was a CIA funded operation. It was designed to fill their prisons. This is like the most recent of all of the crazy hope, I hope it's not true conspiracy theories. Never heard that, never heard that.

1:24:34CIA funded the development of hip hop. Well, the CIA has good taste, they've been funding a lot of great shit. Like they need to drop something now because there's a lot of trash on it. We really got into this specific hip hop in the last couple of years that we, that really only exists on YouTube, like in early 90s Memphis cassette tape rap. Oh wow. It's not on Spotify, it's not on anything. It's only fan uploaded and it's like completely existed under the radar and I really didn't know about it. Like Pat and I were just, you know, we were lifelong rap fans and it was crazy to like discover new shit that I'd never heard before.

1:25:14Like maybe some of the best shit ever People like Tommy right the third Three six mafia juicy J we got really inspired by this guy little noid Who made a incredible record called paranoid funk in the early 90s? And he's only get it on YouTube only get it on yeah, you can only get these records on YouTube Lil' noise paranoid funk Jamie They all sound they all sound amazing the fidelis all fucked up because they recorded in a weird ways and bedrooms and they got a cassette recorder It's like this really unique And they're all mixed down to cassettes so all the transfers are from cassette they have a specific sound It's fucking incredible scary.

1:26:00They sound scary and a lot of it a lot of its real kind of murder involved and like also like a cult shit and it's very slow some of it's kind of called demonic some of his little demonic yeah there's like one or two songs that are from these guys that are on Spotify like that little noise has a song called riding in the Chevy which you can find the Spotify but somebody needs to turn these guys on to barbecue barbecue needs to hit us I'm just kidding. Demonic dude up. No, we were making the record. We called Lil Noid. No, wow. We got in touch with him. We found him. He was in Memphis and he drove up and hung out with us.

1:26:41We got him on track. Like we were hanging out for a year and a half making this record and we'd go DJ and shit. And three in the morning we'd be driving to the hotel and we'd always put on Lil Noid. And we're like, man, what would it be like if we got Lil Noid in this studio? And we fucking did it. And it was incredible. And we got juicy J also be on a track. But when we reached out to this guy, Tommy Wright III, just like, these guys that made these incredible records. So little noise as a, he's got an Instagram. Yeah, that's how we found it. We sent him the message. Really nice guy. If you guys support the project, April and Phil, make sure you're working in with Greg.

1:27:19Go into Greg, go into Greg. Go down the road. His story's crazy because he made this album that's incredible. It's like a classic to me. And then he, you know, I think before it even came out, when the prison for seven years, his career got completely, you know, destroyed. And he was just a teenager. Wow. But it's crazy because we had, you know, we hadn't heard anything really recent from him. We hadn't come to studio. And within about, I guess, 30 minutes, he had like two verses written in it. It sounded the same as it did in the 90s, you know, like those tapes in it. And he was, you know, he was so nice and just like, he's also just like, you know, kept asking for cash, for various reasons.

1:28:11We just kept giving him cash. He's like, I gotta run a car. I need $600 cash. He was the shit. That's cool that you got a hold of him. That's a pretty bad ass. It was really fun. It's great that you put it on the album. We didn't expect it was just a thing we tried and it was like fucking Yeah, I don't know. We don't know we're doing yeah But he crushed it and like juicy J put scratching on our we would never think To put scratching on one of our records, but That's what he heard when we sent him the track he put it on there. It's like there's something cool about those guys that are willing to make their own stuff like in the middle, you know, Memphis just figure it out, just put it together.

1:28:54I love like very small little projects where people are piecing things together. I mean, that's how so much of the music we like came together to step stacks and high records for that. And Lee Scratch Perry, they're like all the just like very eclectic people who are doing it all themselves, completely DIY. Do you know Tonetta? Have you heard of Tonetta? I have not. Tonetta's this guy in Canada. I think he's in Toronto. And he does everything, like he was doing these YouTube videos and he does these videos and he put out an album I have this album and I can't get the full album on Spotify for some reason but you get it on Apple but he's he does he has like a fucking like a towel that's like a curtain behind him and he's playing the music and playing the track and singing put on really big cock because it's all freaky stuff he It dresses up like a woman.

1:29:46It's real weird. You gotta see this, because it's tonetta, a really big cock. I had this on there. A really good cock. The music video that you want with it. Oh, okay, you got it. It was just this still for it more. Okay. There's a documentary on YouTube about them too. Oh, really? Oh, interesting. So this guy, I found out about this guy. Thank you. Look at this guy. Got it, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice cock. It's gonna make love, bro. All right, now keep going, bro. But it's on YouTube. That doesn't matter. It doesn't matter? No. It's good, unfortunately. Goddamn it. Everything's on YouTube.

1:30:27Yeah, we get polls or copy. I want that guy to get more attention, though. That video looks like it's like 30 years old. It's probably, he's probably, is he still alive? I don't know. I don't know. When was that made? It was uploaded at least 10 years ago. The most recent comments says you're gonna make this guy rock star. Oh, that's me I'll try and I'll try and back then. It's fucking great. I mean it looks but it's the music is fun.

1:30:56It's Man I Didn't want to see that good trail. I got a very prominent goody trail It reminds me of this band It kind of reminds me of the band. If you're the band, the frogs. No. These are from Milwaukee from the 90s, but yeah, it's kind of frog, frog -esque. Did they like dress up like frogs? They were really, really kind of like... Like, war? They made some pretty insane songs. Um, yeah. But yeah. Well, one of the fucking cool things about today, as opposed to when we were kids, is that you can instantaneously get music. Oh, it's crazy. It's so straight. I mean, I remember very clearly the reaction to Napster, when everybody freaked out over Napster, I was thinking, you're not putting this genie back in the bottle.

1:31:52Now that people know that they can use BitTorrent and they can download things for free and send things to people for free. We've been DJing, spinning records, 45s, You know, just like really getting back into collecting vinyl and obsessing, trying to find good copies of shit. And I've got this one song, Kumbia de Salad, I play kind of like every night we DJ. I put it on the other night, New York City and this girl came up and she's like, I heard that in a restaurant this week. It's like, it's impossibly rare, 45. Just anybody can now, it's to have access to it. It's actually inexcusable to have bad taste in music now.

1:32:29If you have bad taste in music. Right. I mean the amount of money I spent as a teenager on stuff that turned out to be horrible You couldn't check it out. Yeah, you couldn't check it out at all and I'd speak I would just buy a record based on the cover based on someone talking about it And I just be like this is fucking horrible back when I worship kid Yeah, you go to the record store and the people at the record store was always the thing like the guys working They would always shit on your taste. Yeah, it was like real pompous Yeah, I don't know because all the coolest fucking people. Yeah, they wanted to be the person we wanted to work there But then the craziest part is when you get older older like and you realize what fucking losers those people I thought that person was cool and they're fucking 25 making minimum wage at a fucking record store What a fucking loser it was the attitude they carried yeah, they're like a librarian.

1:33:21Yeah, oh, I only listen to stock housing and stalk house and yeah I'm a interested in European music. I don't dig what America is doing these days. Yeah. Yeah, they would go and look through albums. That was a big thing like the art of the album was a big part of the experience of buying a record. Oh yeah. Big part that just died. It died with the CD. CD is like it's so small. So it's like looking at something on a flip phone. image fucking broken yeah Case is always cracked. I'm right. There was dropping cases. I mean, I can't even Keep him in those book those big giant books when they're all fucking scratched Mm -hmm.

1:34:05Yep, you get scratched and I even bought a cleaner thing But you would you would polish the top edge to remove a lot of scratches We had this we had a book when we were on tour, but we had this credence CD. It was gold It was supposed to sound better remember that yeah, the gold CD

1:34:23I'm just thinking about like looking at an album cover now on the Spotify. I don't even know if I would recognize certain album covers from new stuff full size. What do you mean? I don't know, I'm not making my eyes or bad or something. One thing this Spotify does is it's cool is if there's a music video that goes along with the song, you see the video on the phone. So if you want to watch a song, you have to see the artist actually play the song. Yeah, we've made some of these because we can't we have like image on our record covers You know woman bowling Her rear end and The I found these videos like a year and a half ago what are like, you know, they're just like really offensive Bowling animations like when someone get a strike.

1:35:11It was just so it's like a boy and ball like is like Lee Harvey Oswald and execute the pin which is J .A. Oh my god there's some really insane ones there's but we had the guy that made those two we hired that guy we have one that like this is nowhere the new song yeah the the boy and ball takes acid it's pretty good they're not nearly as good as the really offensive ones that are. I probably just won't let us be offensive. The really offensive ones, what do you mean? Well, it's like, yeah, there's like a 9 -11 bull in the water. You know, there's something. You know, when you make a strike and like a modern, or bull in alley they have like the bull, you know.

1:36:00Well, I am Asian. I am Asian. You should find maybe. Yeah, I'm not as Asian. Yeah. Some of the ones that was looking up aren't real. There's people that have made. No, these are not. Slightly offensive. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Real. They're just.

1:36:16This is the 911, 911 10. Oh my God. Oh my God. The, the, the, the, the Harvey hot, the RV Oswald ones. Very good. Yeah, you could still be offensive at a bowling alley, though. Think about the people that bowl. Their tolerance for offensive jokes is probably pretty high. They welcome it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, bowlers. There's no pretentious bowlers. I don't think so. No. There's this restaurant in Akron called the Ouijis. It's like, you know, one of the oldest restaurants there. So there's this old Italian joint. It's been there since the 40s. And the whole wall is just plastered with these, you know, select, you know, promo photos from the black and white promo photos that are signed.

1:37:02And it's all professional bowlers. like it's crazy you'd be like bowling must have been just massive in Akron in the 50s these guys were celebrities coming in it's like oh my god oh my god oh this is a fucked up Jesus it's a JFK bowling pin it takes it out oh my god That's insane. This one's great. What is this one? It's like a disaster storm. Oh my God. Oh Jesus Christ. The bowling ball guns down the terrorists and leaves one terrorist running. So it's a bowling ball with a fucking terrorist outfit on. Oh my God. a pain on these sides, split is Jesus. Oh my God. Shout out to the corridor crew.

1:38:08Those guys also make those fake like robot videos. We take a beautiful. Oh really really good digital artist yet. You damn. That's hilarious. Yeah, we we used to those guys. Which ones the publics is wouldn't let you do. I mean, no she was telling us what not to say and what Did you listen to say today? We told the word, we're fucking 44 year old men. Yeah. They tell you what to say and not to say that's hilarious. It's hard enough to just talk. God, that's hilarious. Can't be thinking about what I can and cannot say. Don't bring up vaccines. Don't talk about the climate. Actually, the last time we came on a show right before we came on, we had a different publicist.

1:38:51And they were like, you really should reconsider. It's a very bad look to go on Rogan. Yeah. Insane. Yeah, but we realize like actually it's like the actually We it's a bigger audience than anything else we possibly would ever be presented from the publicist Like if we got even like Rolling Stone magazine. I think it you know circulations like maybe 600 ,000 or something No one sees it. Do you even do you know who's on the cover of Rolling Stone this month? No, yeah It's not what it used to be. No, it's just it's weird now It's very weird. Imagine a publicist suggesting we don't do it broken Well, it's liberals they're crazy.

1:39:34There's hardcore leftist ideologist of this really bizarre idea in their head What do you think's gonna happen with the The election this year I was joking I keep getting these texts from the Democratic Party like, are you gonna vote for Joe Biden? I'm like, why would they be sending that text? They must know. They must.

1:40:15What do you have the craziest story I heard today? So Candace Owens released this video in what she says that the president of France who was married to a 70 year old woman who he met when he was 15. That woman is actually a man. And that woman fathered five children. And apparently she's saying there's some journalists to report on this. This is like some theory that people have had forever. And it's been a rumor. But these people actually investigated it. And she said, I stake my entire rip reputation on this. This is true. To it, I want to go on an island. Be careful. Be careful. Watch Island.

1:41:00We've been over this. But if that's true, that is one of the most wild stories of all time that the president is married to a woman who's burdened, pretending she's a woman. It's even wilder than him being married to a woman that was his teacher that he was fucking at 15 at 15. Yeah, it's the only way you can make it more wild. It's crazy. Because if that was a man, did he know at the time when he was 15? You're 15, you're probably not good at judging. Whether or not someone's got a real one or something that's been doctored up. That's a good point. That's a good point. It is a good point except now I'm correcting myself because I'm saying, what kind of fucking trans operations were they doing back then?

1:41:47We were talking about 40 years ago. only a 15 year old virgin could really get to know. No idea. And then this person's like much older than you. So they're really good at manipulating you. Like this is the only pussy for you. Only one. For ever, forever, forever. I'm with you. I have not heard this conspiracy. It's a wild one. I love it. I love a good one. I love a good what the fuck story. Yeah. You know? There's so many big Mike ones. They think that Michelle Obama is actually a man. It's hilarious.

1:42:25It just takes on a life of its own. No matter how ridiculous something is, it takes on a life of its own. Yeah, so that's the woman he's married to.

1:42:38And so that's the daughter, her, post his first novel, addresses mean comments about her mother. Wow. She looks like a woman to me. But I've been tricked before. She looks like an Olsen twin. Hmm. I got well cared for Olsen twin who made it to 70. Yeah. Yeah. So looks like a woman. Yeah. But Candace Owen stakes her reputation on this. Uh. Daily blog post candidates own stakes are entire professional remediation on French First Lady being a man. This is just wild. She just knows her audience man. This is wild shit. Did us she just have another kid. Maybe she's got some hormone imbalance. Postpartial.

1:43:24Yeah, it sounds like postpartum. But she was saying this, she was talking about someone else's reporting of this. She's not like she's done this investigative journalism herself. Some other group. Who's written the piece on it that she was talking about? Were they investigated this? Apparently for a long time. I just... The longer you investigate, I was just just a bad investigator. That's true. I mean, we could be investigating something for decades, but we... Doesn't mean it's... Good point. Better researched. Yeah. Yeah. We've been investigating hit songs for 20 bucks. And we've never had one.

1:44:05We've got to have one. But that's not true though, you guys have had it. I mean like a technical hit like something that's chartered in the top 40. Oh, those fucking charts. How do they know now? With everybody's streaming shit, how do they know? How do they know? What goes on the chart? I don't know. Is it sales? Is it radio plays? The charts, I think it's a combination of sales and radio play. Streams and radio play. But it's weird, you know, you can just have some idiotic thing that hits on TikTok and you can have I Saw this our an artist today They have like 15 million monthly listeners. They've released two minutes of music But they have but you know, we've put out you know, whatever like 12 albums over 20 years They have two million two and a half million more listeners than we do so it's instantly instantly.

1:45:03It's crazy, it's cool. Well it's interesting to watch it happen because this is a new thing. You know, it's a new thing with a TikTok and YouTube and all these different things. These social media hits. Very weird. It's weird to watch. It's really weird to watch. It's weird to watch and if there's the option for like this instant success, like what's the, then people try to do whatever that person did or a version of what that person does And more and more outrageous like all these people pulling pranks like someone's gonna be killed These people have gotten close to being killed like some guy pants this dude and the guys gun dropped out of his sweat pants Outside of like this hip hop place Yeah, what pants to do to the hip hop and his fucking gun falls out?

1:45:54And you're filming it Yeah, yo, I don't know man. They've been saying that for years ever since Jack asked even before that probably That's true. I mean We're fucking humans. We're always gonna kill ourselves

1:46:12I didn't like Johnny Knoxville like fuck up his dick. Yeah, he broke his dick. Yeah, you like fillate it Yeah, what did he do to break his dick? I forget I think he was trying to flip a motorcycle And they like elevator something. That guy's been punched by butter bean. He's like so many things have gone wrong. He's one of the nicest LA celebrities. Very nice. I seem awesome. Yeah, he's awesome. He's a cool ass dude. His wife's really nice too But the fact that even after being a movie star, he's still willing to got a bowl launch him through the air blindfolded So he has to you how do you use a catheter for three and a half years?

1:46:56Yeah, he landed on his crotch the bike flew into the air and landed on his crotch. Oh My god, oh So works yay this dick works Somebody that works for us was just talking about how they had to have a catheter and they kept getting harder So they had to grease it before they went to bed. Yeah, imagine if that's their thing now. Yeah becomes like a fetish Oh, exactly it's like the sexual cannibal magic trying to bring that up with a lady. Well, there's this thing I like to do. I put a tube down. Sova tube. Wait, what? She was, she was open for anal. Like what are you saying? What are you trying to do to me?

1:47:41Where's the tube go when it's inside of me? What if it gets stuck in there? No. Fuck me with a tube in your Dirk, you psycho. Oh my god. It's only like a little piece of the tube. I won't go in all the way. What? And then the tube guns up, it's getting stuck in there like that sea turtle where they are the full straw out of his nose. Oh my god, man. Maybe he gets a little too excited and he rams it into hard. Like a shit fuck. It's horrible too. Because there's fucking tears coming out of the turtle's eyes. You know what I mean? It's just like that video. It's the worst video. That video ruined straws.

1:48:16Yeah. Now straws are all paper. That's why the straws wouldn't 100 % okay without King hate come on because if it's really cardboard straws of the worst soggy straw if it's really for just animals We would have gotten rid of bottle caps a long time ago bottle caps are one of the biggest problems with birds Birds eat these fucking bottle caps. They don't know what they are And so they find these plastic floating bottle caps and wind up eating them There's like videos of these They've done autopsies on these birds where they open them up and their stomachs are filled with bottle caps From like plastic bottles So the idea that you should use a paper straw in a fucking bottle Yeah, that we have a cap.

1:48:56What about the caps? What about the wrapping the paper straw comes and shut the fuck up? It's one video one video of a turtle. It has to be because here's the other thing too If you have a paper straw I guarantee there's a coating inside of that paper straw that has to keep the straw from turning into mush. What's that coating made out of? Is it worse for you than plastic straws? I have a feeling it probably is. Like what's in that fucking coating? Let's find that out. Find that out, Jamie. What is in the coating in paper straws? Because it can't be good for you. It could just be wax. I hope it's wax.

1:49:34Dude, speaking of that, do you know any way that actually enjoyed wax slips? The little lichrist side of it. Yeah, like what the fuck was that? What's in it there? Most common use coating material for paper straws are polyethylene PE or acrylic resin. The same materials used for making plastic bags and adhesives. Paper cups are also coated with the same materials as paper straws. Okay. Is that shit bad for you? So you're sucking on a plastic bag? You're sucking on polyethylene or acrylic resin. Is what you're sucking on. So here's the question, how much of that gets in your system from that? Because we know that there's microplastics that are in everybody's body.

1:50:15You're getting microplastics all this time. So is this shit bad for you? What is the side effects of this stuff that's, say, Jamie? Side effects? Let's try that. Side effects in humans. Is it safe? Burning sensation is probably, I think, it's been extensively reviewed by regulatory authorities and determined to be non -hazardous by normal roots of exposure, including skin contact, inhalation, and ingestion. That's straight from the chemical company. Okay. Here it says exposure to high doses of polyethylene was found to decrease cell viability and increase the production of reactive oxygen species in cell mitochondria, which are vital energy producing organelles.

1:51:00So it's good for you. It seems like it's not good for you to get a lot of it, but they're saying it's okay. in the doses they're giving you, it's been shown to have adverse effects on cells, exposure to high doses of it. So if exposure is a high doses of it or bad for you, what is this, how bad for you is exposed to low doses? Is it accumulative? Does it build up in your body? It must just hang out in your liver or something. Like what are those forever chemicals that everyone's terrified of? right? There's like certain forever chemicals that are coatings of things that can get into your body.

1:51:39What does that mean? Because people say that all the time. Like these things have like BPAs. They're forever chemicals. Right. Maybe like the half -life is just incredibly long. Okay. PFAS, that's what it is. Forever chemicals found in tap water. Jesus Christ. PFA's are per and poly -florinated acyl substances known as forever chemicals are a large chemical family who have over 10 ,000 highly persistent chemicals that don't occur in nature. Oh great. They don't occur in nature, but we know how to make them. PFOA and PFOS are found in items ranging from cookware and paper food packaging to personal care products carpeting and firefighting foam and provide stain resistance.

1:52:30PFOA is a suspected endocrine disruptor and possible carcinogen and PFOS has been linked to fertility problems. We are vungen poison in ourselves. We are poison in ourselves. I had this lady on her name is Dr. Shana Swan and she wrote a book called Countdown And it's all about all these different Microplastics and chemicals getting into our bodies and the effect that it's having on human development It's bananas. I bet I mean I just I remember going through my grandfather's Garage as a kid and just seeing like this is in the 80s, but see what's in it? Well, my mom used to keep it DDT and I was like oh, yeah But he would have all the stuff that was definitely illegal by the 80s, you know like whatever chemicals and spray shit That's shit.

1:53:22I mean, I'm sure there's such crazy. That's how my grandpa died. He was a handyman in a yard guy and had his own company and You know for every job he would take the fertilizer in the bucket But the water and he put his hand in and he stirred up and Yeah, he had he had just bone cancer everywhere. Oh god round up or whatever Yeah, it was just the common thing he got at the harbor. I've heard I've heard horse race about people golfers who keep their teeth in their mouth. Because shit, they put him a golf course, it's fucking horrible. I've heard that too. Jamie, you're a golfer. Yeah. I'm good.

1:53:59I mean, I, that's... Do you know of anybody who got sick from doing that? That's my sickest. What is it? I knew a dude who lived next to a golf course and from drinking groundwater got bone cancer. Yeah. It's not a heavy... Not just him, but a bunch of people in his neighborhood to the point where there was some sort of a class action lawsuit. This dude had a fake femur. He had like a rod because he developed cancer in his femur Do they like the paint the grass and shit? Let's put all this crazy. That's why we're becoming it like a new parent nowadays is such madness because you start to investigate this shit And it's fucking crazy.

1:54:32Yeah, but the fear is it just continues to get worse It's not getting better and there's more of these kind of chemicals and things that are introduced into our lives and as industrial real agriculture grows and regenerative agriculture is more difficult to do and it's sort of niche. It's scarier and scarier. You start going down like the rabbit hole, like what is it like the chemicals from my antidepressants don't you know they don't deteriorate so they're like now and you can find them in like tap water. Yeah you can find them at this. People piss them out. So rare snopes true. The story, I mean it doesn't know about how much it happens but it happened for sure and it's a pretty crazy.

1:55:13Okay, it says Navy Lieutenant George M. Pryor 30, played 36 holes at Garf Golf, the Army Navy Country Club in Arlington, Virginia. Even before the last hole, Pryor was complaining of a headache by nightfall he was feverish and nauseated and had developed a rash. Four days later, Pryor was in Bethesda Naval Hospital with 104 .5 degree fever, his body covered in blisters. He died 10 days later after a toxic substance had burned the skin from 80 % of his body and caused his major organs to fail. The toxic substance was determined to be Daccanil, an FDA -approved fungicide that had been sprayed on the Army Navy golf course twice a week.

1:55:53Prior, apparently, at a hypersensitivity to the chemical used in fungicide, causing a severe allergic reaction. His widow filed a $20 million lawsuit against the manufacturer, Diamond and Shamrock Chemical Company. The lawsuit was eventually settled out of court. Wow. Yeah man. Whoa. Heavy. Whoa. Just putting a T in your mouth. That's like, I think that the Bill Murray character in a Caddy Shack that, you know, I think he's affected by the golf course chemical. Well, it kind of makes sense that like it doesn't really make sense to you have that much grass. Like, how do you have all that grass?

1:56:31How do you, what are you doing to keep that grass happy? We hung out with Bill Murray last week. What was I like? He introduced us on stage was fucking amazing. He introduced you, I'm standing. And then he jumped on stage and started playing bongos. Well, we're playing the only one. Yeah. That's amazing. That's amazing. He's a man he's like, how old is he? I think he's born in 1950. He's 74.

1:56:58He's just fucking like fast, smart. No, he hasn't slowed down at all. I already doesn't have a phone that you have to call an answering. He's just whipsmart and like, it's just like... 1950, bam, son, on the nose. That was three for three. That's four, that was a fourth, right? Well it's just so fast, you know what I mean? Was that the third one? It was really, really nice. Yeah, I'm a super fan of Bill Murray. And I've actually just too nervous to even speak to him the first time I met him. I sat right behind him. Actually, my brother sat right behind him and I sat right behind his brother at game seven of the World Series in Cleveland when the Cubs beat the Indians And it was it was amazing, but I was too nervous to talk to him my brother of course hit him on a shoulder.

1:57:47I was like You know bill says something sassy to him, but his his brother had had like you know like The the font on his phone at like 72 point, you know, I mean I could I could read it from behind him And at one point he was texting someone and said, what's the score? I'm too drunk to read the scoreboard.

1:58:13But that's hilarious. But I think about this a lot is watching sports in the 80s when I was a kid, how do we even see the television? Because the TV would be like this big. Yeah, and you watch the footage on YouTube on like YouTube now like it looks Did it look better on TV back then because you can't even see what the fuck's happening Like we're probably getting copies of copies, so maybe it's deteriorated But the television quality back then was awful. I mean, I'm trying to think that anybody actually watching it I mean that's what my dad used to always just listen to the games and I'm like probably was better than Watching the fucking thing Yeah, I wonder I wonder how good the cameras even picked up like high -speed motion and shit, right?

1:58:59Because it's all just film cameras, right? It's with the exposure vary depending on what you're focusing on. Yeah, old basketball footage is pretty trash. Yeah. Let me see what that looks like. Old basketball. Let's watch some basketball from like the 50s. Let's watch it from the 80s. You won't be able to hear anything. The 50s probably looks good. Yeah. Okay. The 80s. Let's try basketball from the 80s. Yeah, they didn't have digital cameras. big difference. Look at that shit. You barely see what's happening. Well they would be able to focus on people's faces. But like when you're watching guys run and they they change their distance.

1:59:41Maybe that's why maybe that's why we these were so popular in the 80s because the only time you could clearly see

1:59:50That's hilarious. Look at that footage. Dude, you can't make out anybody's face. Yeah, everything's so low resolution. You either have to have sports illustrated or weedies to tell who's fucking playing sports. It's a resolution's awful. All of the 80s footage like this. You could recreate this in AI like that. No problem. I'm actually trying to shoot a real UFO with a camera like this trying to show you. No man, I saw this shit. If you ever seen anything?

2:00:25You know, I saw something once and it was right after 9 -11 and it was weird because I had seen this fireball kind of go through the sky like a day or two earlier. This was all during the no -fly period of time, right after 9 -11. But what I saw that was, I still don't know what the fuck it was, was, and it was, I was driving to my girlfriend from Akron, she went to school at the time, she was going to Oberlin. It's really liberal school out in middle of nowhere in Ohio, and I was driving out there. It's on the way towards the FAA headquarters, is it like in a Lorraine or a Luria, Ohio. That's where they monitor all the flights for North America or for the United States.

2:01:13And anyways, driving out there and saw this thing, however, and over a house. And it was, you know, I took note because like no fly zone. It was like, and it looked like a helicopter or something like because there's a light coming down, but no other lights. But it was like only a hundred feet above this house in the middle of nowhere, right along the same stretch of road ride, seeing this fireball a couple days earlier. and I was driving a stick shift, Ford Escort. And I put it in neutral and rolled down the windows as I got closer and there was like no sound coming from this thing. And my girlfriend had like one of those next telephones, the early cell phone, and she turned it on because you should call someone, like call the police something, this is insane.

2:01:59In a minute, like the screen turned on, this thing just like took off. It didn't go like thousands of miles an hour, but it went really really fast. It made no sound. It just was like That's the only thing I've ever seen But I still don't know what the fuck it was But you see weird shit like you know high -oh cuz there's right -patterson air force base there. Yeah one time I was driving We were on two hours driving us in Right like The tree lines on the side of the road and right I'm just driving in a hairy or just like pops up You know, those planes they can just popped up like right maybe a hundred yards from the road But yeah, that's what they apparently keep the alien corpses, you know Yeah, that's what they supposedly flew the wreckage from rosswell in New Mexico to write patterns in air force air force spaces It's a good place to keep it because I'm from Ohio and I've never actually been into Dayton Ohio Just the outside of Dayton If they do still have that there That's really rude.

2:03:05You should let people see that. If you guys really did find a fucking crash to UFO, how about it, little heads up. It's rude. It's rude that they've had it for so long. And we've just been, people go to their grave, just guessing. They don't, they say that like they, they're recovered, apparently they're recovered, materials, and stuff. They, in order to not have to turn it over to the public, they keep Just giving it to private defense contractors. Really? That's who holds the materials. I think that's what's going on. Well, I would imagine if I was the government and I had a crashed UFO, that's why I bring it to the private defense contractors.

2:03:45I would, they're already good at keeping secrets. They already know how to make your weapons and they know how to do stuff that you don't know how to do. They're doing it for you. Like, it's not like the fucking government themselves makes the missiles. They're so... They're so... They're so... Akron called the air doc. It was built in the late 20s So they could build blimps because he that they used to build all the blimps in Akron. It's incredible Looks like Star Wars. I mean it's fucking nuts cuz it's right in the middle of a neighborhood It rains it has its own apps Monsieur it rains inside there.

2:04:17Wow It's the most ominous looking structure It's so fucking long big. It's like shit. Yeah, that's so big. It's like right, you know like you see it from like the whole south side of the city But now they have like this crazy perimeter around it. It's Lockheed Martin. I think Controls it. I don't and I like what the fuck are they building in there? But you can't get close to it. You can't get close at all what they're building there is probably Minor league stuff the stuff they build out in the middle of nowhere That's I'm saying carved into the mountain. That's the scary shit. That's what I'm saying I think most to what people are seeing is a government aircraft Well, if you're a drone or something.

2:05:00That's why they won't even acknowledge the hypersonic missile. They just announced that they're like discontinuing research on the hypersonic missile, clearly they must be fully operational. Yeah, I would imagine they would tell us, like they don't have to. That's one of the most incredible things about the way the government works, is that the amount of money that they get, that was the argument for the reason why This hasn't been disclosed like the government doesn't want to come out and say well It was the money allocation like you lie you had a lied to Congress about where the money was going Well some of us saying like it's like the opposite of brinkmanship like there's these there's weapons that exists that if other countries knew they existed Would just be such a fucking threat That it you know it would cause awards the idea that someone had something like that no other country had, you know, that you could wield that kind of weapon.

2:05:55So there's weapons to get invented that have to remain top secret because it would just upend the whole fucking power structure. Damn. Well, that's what those fucking drones are, that makes sense. If the whole power structure would get, I mean, how would it not get upended by something that doesn't rely on conventional propulsion and moves insane in a way that, It's not even physically possible. We had no sound, that tick -tack thing. If that thing is ours, and they've had it since 2004. Right, we had to go through it. Yeah, at now. And also, what are they making now? Not sure that AI stuff is just, that's the weapon that I'm sure.

2:06:33Yeah. I mean. And they're also developing quantum computing, which will apparently all pass codes, all that nonsense, it's all out the window now. It'll be able to sort all that out really quick. Yeah, I mean, that's what, yeah, I think, yeah, things are going to get progressively more insane over the next decade. Yeah, they're going to get fucking real weird. Yeah, exponentially crazy. Real weird. Yeah. But yeah, Dan and I always talk about why are all these billionaires building bonkers? What the fuck? We looked at some bunkers for sale. But you want to live though. You'd be surprised that you can find some.

2:07:13Like the old Missile Silas, really cool furnished. Fully furnished. If we go back to full on Mad Max days, like if there's a nuclear war, what are you coming back to? What's gonna be left? Well, I tell you what we have to do is take acid, praise each other. That would be safe. And listen to your music. Yeah. We were talking about Kuresh before, we started a podcast that he was out here in Waco and that they're all failed rock stars. Yeah, like a lot of these guys their failed rock stars Manson Koresh. Yeah, there's probably a bunch of them Jim Jones kind of look he looks like he could have been allowed There's a guitar player named Glenn Schwartz from Cleveland.

2:07:56He was one of our big influences. He played in a cult during the 70s and Yeah, the cult leader was just a failed rock star played in a cult. He had one of the first Christian rock bands ever. Yeah. The All Saved Freak Band. The All Saved Freak Band. They actually have some insane guitar riffs. What's that? Yeah. Because Glen Schwartz is playing guitar. The guy turned out, this guy named Glen Schwartz and he became a follower of his and like he was one of the most ripping guitar players. Oh my God. That Jimmy Hendrix playing Christian Rock. What's that? They have one song. It's the one on salvation of the white Hendrix.

2:08:31Did we used to go see him at this little bar in the flats on the, on the, right on the river in Cleveland? It was lost to a religious cult. We had him open for us a couple times that he would just go on these rants screaming religious rants. It was incredible. Oh wow. So he would do the religious rants here between the drawings. That's what he looks like now. He passed away a few years ago, but he was the original guitar player in the James gang. See, look, there's Dan and Joe Wasch. We played with him. We flew him down there. He was he was one of Joe Wasch's first influences. Joe said the reason he want to play rock and roll is because of Glenn.

2:09:10Now imagine that because Joe's guy who gave Jimmy Page the last call. You know what I mean? Just like he changed a lot of things. Anyway, Glenn was amazing. Wow. So what was this religious call? What was it called? I don't I don't remember what it was called, but acid definitely played a role. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's the thing about making these things legal. That's the real, when people say that we're propping up the cartel, true. Yes, definitely. And I think you should be able to do whatever you want as a grown adult. However, if we do make things legal, we're going to lose some folks.

2:09:56Yeah. We're going to lose some folks. There's gonna be, there's drugs out there that I don't give a fuck if Purdue, Pharma is making it, even if it's pure. Like people are gonna die, for sure. And are we willing to do that? Cause there's gonna be a bunch of people that try heroin, if heroin becomes legal. I'm not gonna do it, but, but I'm a 56 year old man. I'm not, I'm not an 18 year old kid that'd be like, fuck it, I'll try it. with some of this unregulated psychedelic stuff as a friend of mine, asked me if I wanted a microdose mushrooms and I said, you know, of course, like this is a small amount.

2:10:43And like, I was in LA in an Uber driving down sunset and all of a sudden like, I realized that it was not a microdose. So it was like, I was like, what the fuck? How much? She was like, it's just two and a half grams in the whole bar. Now, like, duh. There's no, it was like two and a half grams in each, like square. I had like one and a half. I was like, there's no fucking way. I think I can't even read my phone. It looks like, you know, I don't know, it's all digital. And I had to tell the Uber driver to turn the fucking music, change it, because it was just like, I was going into, I could felt like I was inside of a computer.

2:11:25Oh my god. And I was like, we were making our record. I was like, get me back to the hotel, we were staying at the Chateau, Marmont. And this is our first time staying there in like five years. We had, or longer, because they had like tried to turn into a private club and it was kind of close to the public because we're back there for the first time. And I'm like fucking tripping my balls off. I'm like just get me back to the fucking room. And I'm like, you know, be lining up the stairs and the security guy's like, he's like, excuse me. What are you doing here? I'm staying here. He's like, where's your key?

2:12:04I was like, I don't know. He's like, what's your name? And I like, do my, my alias. It was a, don't tell you really. I'll change it, but it was, it was, it's Sir Eaton Hog from Spinal Tap. He's like, what's your name? I was like, Eaton Hog. Oh no. He's like, leave the premises immediately. And then I was like, what? He's like, leave the premises immediately. And then finally, like, I'm like freaking out, like the general manager comes out, I was like, Mr. Hogg, please come to your room. I was like, you don't know what's happening to me right now. What's cool? But I get the guy look like that was the question you.

2:12:46He looks like a pond villain. The hotel alias always fucks us up. No one's ever calling looking for us. So that's what they tell you. That's like one of the big things for people that aren't actually famous that they make you feel better everybody like, damn Pat, you need an alias now. That's like, that's like rule number one of like, how to make your fucking client feel better as a manager like. Like, ah. Like, so now all that happens is when we have it, we're just trying to get like, whenever we lose our key, we're like, no, it's under an alias, we're like, excuse me. And I'm like, who the fuck do you think you are?

2:13:22I'm a fucking fake name. No one's recognized you ever in this hotel. like there's someone actually famous sitting right there like Susan Sarandons right here. Who the fuck do you think she's under her real name by the way? He's a fool. He's a very fucking fake name. Yeah, but if you announced that, the thing that you're looking for you now, you got to change sir. He didn't hog though. I warned it out. I'm gonna. I want the attention. I'm gonna start checking in. They're like Sean Pan or something.

2:13:51Sean Pan and guest. He's done a lot of groundwork over the years. Like you might just, you know, there might just be random ladies calling for you all the time. That dude is, he's wild. He does some wild shit. Like, they're going down to South America or to Mexico and talking to El Chapo. What? What are you doing? He's writing for the Rolling Stone. And then El Chapo got the don't in prison. He was in Haiti, too, right? Um, was he in Haiti? Imagine if Sean Poon's a problem. And he was in Ukraine, too. You want to melt zosters to make bullets? It's like Bono and him retract it to like they need that kind of attention.

2:14:30Whatever it is. Well, I think they feel a social responsibility that comes with their fame. It's like guys that want to like save a chick. Our friend Brian calls him Captain Save a Ho. Ever in that one before? Yeah. That's a good one. There are guys like that. White Knight. I generally think those guys are guys with problems that want to avoid the wrong. problem and they look at those girls and I'm gonna fix that. That's the thing. Have you thought about getting into psychiatry? I think I have. I'm gonna get a couch. I'm gonna tell you you think Sean Panabana might have some sort of complex somewhere.

2:15:10Dude, I've got a funny story, dude. My one of my best friends was dating this chick. This is in the late 90s. He was, you know, totally in love with her. He had several apartments, but he was in New York, there in New York, and he was walking to his job and he had to take a shit. So he had a key to his girlfriend's apartment. He pops into her apartment and he's sitting on toilet taking a shit and this is the answer machine goes off and this is, you know, back then the phone would ring, the answer machine would come up and you could hear the person leaving the message. It was Sean Penn going his girlfriend being like I had so much fun fucking you this week

2:15:58While he's taking a shit. Oh my god

2:16:07I'd show much fun fucking good this weekend

2:16:17That would be great. Sean Connery. Sean Penn. hilarious. Dude imagine if you got that phone call like a silenced key culture girlfriend. That was a tough wipe for that guy. Could you imagine? Did Sean Penn's meeting with El Chaba Hall authorities track down the kingpin? Is that that is what happened right? Yeah, Sean Penn says no, but there might be documents to say otherwise. But wasn't something about tracking his cell phone? He was arrested days later. I was trying to read through it to find the proof but like that didn't really find actual proof. I don't know that the actual proof they're not going to say like yep 100 % this is exactly what we did.

2:16:57I think the more intelligent and crafty of the drug cartel leaders they don't tell you who they are anymore. I think you know I think like the guys on the ground know but I don't think there's any L -choppos out. It's like when Gotti was the mafia king. Yeah, you have a bad track record to be a celebrity Criminal yeah The greatest mobsters are the ones they never do the movies about yeah Or they're clever like vitz in the chingigante who would wear a bathrobe and walk around like he was a crazy person And then the the FBI installed wires on every hubcap of every car down his route So they parked their own cars there so they could catch this guy talking So he would talk like pretend he's crazy.

2:17:42You would say listen, let's motherfucker We're gonna kill him once he gives up 50 % and You go over his fucking telling us his captains what to do So he had the cover was that he was insane the cover was that he was nuts Yeah, so he would wear bathrobe and act like a crazy person. Yeah, that's a good cover I think it can get you out of a lot of shit. That's what Biden's doing. Well pleading insanity to it like you know You had a lot of shit. Yeah, sure. Blaming Zolloft and cocaine. Have you heard the craziest one? What? This chick was on a date with this guy. She'd bidate him a little bit. They smoked weed and she stabbed him 108 times.

2:18:23And she got off. She got probation, right? Something crazy. And the idea is that the marijuana caused her to be so psychotic that she stabbed this guy a hundred times. Jesus. What? Yeah. Imagine. Okay. Um, jurors found 30, uh, brins specter. Okay. The police tried to stop her. Well, not, she will not serve any prison time. The judge is ruled. Um, 32 year old from Ventura County, Guilty in December of involuntary manslaughter after you stabbed her boyfriend. How's that involuntary? We stabbed someone 108 times while high on cannabis in voluntary. Well, that's yeah, that's a good both took several hits from a bond loaded with marijuana She had an adverse reaction to the marijuana suffered from what experts call cannabis induced psychotic disorder Boy, you don't want to fucking set that president Set that president.

2:19:23I mean, that just means everyone should carry like an emergency joint in their pocket if they ever get in trouble will just fucking she also also stuff she and try to night for the lady up accidentally stabbed my friend 108 times. Good thing I have this emergency joint. Alibi joint. She stabbed her dog and she stabbed herself to stop herself in the neck. Happened in 2018. I thought the story just yeah, the story just went around, but it happened over six years ago. Hmm. Interesting. What the fuck, dude? I mean, that seems a little odd. The alibi joint. What state was that in? California. California.

2:20:11California's just California's amazing. There, there, that's a lost state. And they just keep going down that hole. My friend just got back from San Francisco and he's like, it was insane. He's like, it's, you can't believe it's real. 100 hours. Not even 108. 100 hours a day. Oh, Jamie, what's the Ziggur? Jamie, what's the Ziggur? That's a Tony Hinch cliff line. That's like something Tony would say. It's hilarious. Man, we love that kill Tony's stuff. It's amazing. That he's been doing over there. The show's amazing. He does arena shows now. Yeah, I know. It's incredible. It's so fun. It's such a fun.

2:20:47And it's the anchor of comedy in Austin. It's the anchor of comedy really in the country because it gives people that are like legitimately just starting out. You can become famous on that show. These guys are all touring now. William Montgomery is fucking killing it. Killin' it on the road. David Lucas is killin' it on the road. Casey Rockets, he works at a club. He's awesome. These young guys, they're fucking good, man. You have one minute on that show. So there's no room for bullshit and virtue signaling. and you know, this is my stance on, shut the fuck up. Funny, let's go. So it's like, it sets this tone, or it doesn't matter what your perspective is.

2:21:31Just make it good, make it funny. You gotta minute, and then you're gonna get judged and roasted by comedians, and they're gonna roast each other. And it's just, it's a free, like, you could say anything. It's fun, and everybody wants you to. They want you to say anything. Yeah, they don't seem like they're like, trying to hurt anybody's feelings. Not just fun. It's fun. They're doing it to each other and laughing hard like when David Lucas and Tony Hinchcliffe roachy roast each other It's some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life like sometimes I can't breathe Something sitting right next to them whether going after each other and they're both so quick.

2:22:07They're so good at it Did you catch a poor yes? Kill Tony shout out You asked about the guilty. He's like I never gonna stop doing him That's not William Montgomery. No, that's him. No, that's him saying I'm never gonna stop going for it. It's kind of the way he said it though. That's interesting I don't think that's I think he was just saying I'm never gonna stop it seemed very out of that. Yeah He that's his his go to submission is a gui -team Cuz he almost got good even that he said I'm never gonna stop. Yeah, I think we're gonna go do the William William Montgomery podcast Fuck yeah, you should do it.

2:22:43He's a fucking national treasure. He's a weird dude We're gonna get on there. We're gonna get on their co -tales early and ride them in I want you to be real cognizant when he hugs you when he hugs you fucking firmly hugs you Odd way like he's thinking of murdering you He's amazing he's so funny. He does remind me of friends. I had from Memphis, too Memphis Memphis people talking a particular way. It's funny Well, have you ever seen when his father and his mother come on the show? I haven't seen that his father and his mother came to see him when they did the theater in town the the HB Center and And he was dressed, what was he wearing?

2:23:20He was wearing like a leather strap across his chest. Leather cod piece. Like bear legs, bear arms, bear chest. Like he was dressed in some fucking SNM shit. And then he did stand up. And it was amazing. It was amazing. It was amazing. But Killtony is like, it allows, it gives comics an opportunity to get in front kind of the fucking biggest live show that exists on YouTube. And it sets a great tone. It's a fun thing. It gives people an understanding too. Like they'll give you good tips too. Like try to concentrate on this and how you, how did you write, did you ever try this on your friends? Like how do you, you know, how do you develop this stuff?

2:24:06Like how long have you been doing it? Where'd you start? It's real fast too. It's very, you know, accessible. And it's live, you know, people love that kind of shit where it's just like it's all improvised It's happening in the moment. It's it's really happening live Well, we're hoping to go to your club when we're here. Well, you're going man. You're going tonight. Let's go I want you guys to see Shane Shane Gillis is one of the funniest human beings ever lived see there tonight Yeah, he's amazing. Yeah, we love we love Shane. I'm making trees coming beautiful dogs. Yeah We're big fans of him.

2:24:39Yeah, he's awesome. He's such a good dude, too. He's the shit He's like everything you'd hope he'd be. He's like that 24 -7. That's cool. How he is on podcast. That's how he is. He's awesome. He lives here now. Yeah. We've always... Yeah, it feels like it's like an exciting time for comedy in a way. It is. It is. You know, you want to lead in the charge there too. Well, we got a great group that are here now and everybody really appreciates it. They really appreciate that we're all together in this and that's what's fun about it. It's like it's a real community. Communities, we've always been like, we've fangirl out over comedians more than musicians.

2:25:20Well, that's the opposite for me too. I fangirl out on musicians. Because I do zero fucking music. I don't know how to do anything. So when I see you guys, it's just, to me, it's magic. Like you guys are making magic. You're making magic that is like a drug, you know? Like if I'm alone and I'm driving to go to a comedy club and I throw a sinister kid on, I get fucking fired up. That's a drug man. It's a drug. It gives you a feeling. It's just like a drug. You hear a good fucking, oh fuck yeah! You're driving, you know? It's like you're experiencing the art physically. It's not just like that painting's beautiful.

2:25:59You know, a good fucking song when you're on a treadmill. You're like, woo! Let's fucking go! You'll crank that speed up. You get, you feel different. You guys make magic. We just sit around sending each other like normal McDonald clips

2:26:17That was a wonder we saw the norm. There's one where he's talking about Gay porn if you see that He just is like you know there's these poor. I like you say porn's my favorite movie, but there's this one type of porn. I just Just can't get into it. Gay porn It's just everyone there's not a single good one It's just men fucking other men. It's so funny. It's like a minute long, but it's just like, I've watched it like 50 times. He was doing this thing about guys, fucking guys in the ass. He's like, I'm sorry, I'll clean up my language. I'm sorry, everyone, I'm sorry. It was, here's some of you never hear anybody say.

2:26:59He may love to me in my ass.

2:27:09What a fucking G that guy was. I didn't even tell anybody who had cancer who's dying. I'm gonna go visit someone in Canada. Incredible move. Yeah, just said I'm gonna go out my own terms. He's amazing. I was randomly on flights sitting next to him twice. Really? Just random. Unbelievable. I knew him. I knew him from the clubs. So it was awesome. But it's just complete random that we got set Sat next to each other twice. So two flights. I got a full like Norm MacDonald experience. We're just laughing and talking And laughing. He was amazing. One time one flight. He was telling me yeah quit cigarettes So I fucking fucking cigarettes are terrible and they just tell me how great he feels now that you quit cigarettes a whole deal the moment we land, he runs right to the gift stop by the cigarettes and was lighting it before he got out the door.

2:28:01He goes on that talk about cigarettes. I fucking want one.

2:28:07Amazing. He was amazing. Just total dumb luck. Sat next to him twice. I've never sat next to a famous person on a plane. That was the thing, dude. I didn't know who he was. He had an alias.

2:28:29Actually, Susan Sarandon was on her plane here, but I didn't. I was a C -D -Way. It doesn't count. It doesn't count. Dude, my friend of mine has the craziest story about you sitting on a Southwest flight that was like from L .A. to Nashville, but it stopped in Phoenix at first and they picked up this woman got in the plane and My friend was on the aisle this chick was in the middle and this guy was on the window and the guy just starts like hitting on this chick and they start kind of like on a flight from you know over like a red eye back to Nashville like The guy in the girl just hitting on each other and then like she like Like, you know, it starts like fooling around with him.

2:29:16Like it's asked for a blanket. And then like blows him on the plane. In front of him. And my friends just like, what the fuck is going on? This is incredible. And then like afterwards, he's like, so what do you do? She's like, I'm an actress. And I was like, oh yeah, what kind of movies? She's like, you know, adopt movies and like, the land, he gets her name. and like she did just like broken the AIDS protocol and like being kicked out of the porn industry. And the guy's just blown by her on a plane. She just broke the AIDS protocol? Oh my god. I mean, this is years ago. But who's that woman that was married to Antonio Benderas, a famous actress?

2:30:03Melanie Griffith. Melanie Griffith. Melanie Griffith, I was on a plane to England once with her. and it was an overnight flight. And, you know, so she's lying there sleeping. So her seats were climbed. She's lying there sleeping. And this is very fat guy who's in the chair right across the aisle. So the way it lines up, her face is right where his ass is. And this guy starts farting. I mean, he started farting too. I was awake. I was on my computer. I was awake. I was like, what the fuck? This guy is farting in the face of a famous actress. And I was like, imagine if this was this guy's plot all along, this is what I want, this is what I want.

2:30:45He's like, he's like, he's got a fart fetish. He's like, you're telling me she's gonna be on this flight. I want my seat to line up where my ass is gonna be in her face. Like if that's what he was into, you couldn't have lined it up any better. Dude, she probably is so resilient to the grossest fart in the college, dude. She grew up in a house surrounded by like a hundred lions. Yes, yes, yes. I'm friends with her daughter. Yeah, there's a photo. Her daughter getting dragged into the pool by the lion. That footage is bananas and that movie that they made. What's it called? Rage? Roar? Roar. They made a movie with all these fucking cats.

2:31:24I'm friends with Dakota Johnson and her daughter. And I'm known for I guess, you know, before she was famous. You know, I mean, and she was told me she told me like That her mom grew up with all these cats, and I didn't I mean I did not believe her but I had no idea until I started seeing those She's lying in bed with a lion. I mean a lion for an actual lion. Yeah, I mean, yes, saying that she's probably Maybe enjoyed the guys It's quite a relief I'm just gonna flash back some time on the farm. Yeah. So that was another time I flew a famous person. Yeah. You know that I got set makes a Billy Gibbons one time.

2:32:10Oh wow. That's fucking awesome. That's fucking awesome. Yeah. Showed me pictures of cars and shit the whole time. That's fucking amazing. I got set next to Ed O 'Neill once. That was pretty awesome. Ed O 'Neill from Married with Chozo. Bundy Bundy he's a legend album legitimate Brazilian jiu jitsu black belt really yep. He's a real black belt Yeah, like legit Everybody I know that's rolled them legit and you know, we talked jiu jitsu for like two hours That's cool. It was amazing Is that what Zuckerberg's into yeah, he's in the MMA. He does jiu jitsu too though. He's a part of MMA Have you seen this?

2:32:51Is it got the goods? He definitely is training. He definitely knows what he's doing. He's training with really good people. He was out here training with top flight jiu -jitsu people. He's got access to all these people that are interested in training with them. Trains with UFC people. He loves it. He actually blew his ACL out doing it. The boards worried about him that it could negatively affect the company. Him engaging in this very dangerous violent activity. He competed in Jiu -Jitsu tournaments. Here's he, he's won. He's good. Look, he's a very smart dude. He's very competitive. And he trains with really good guys.

2:33:30There he's with Israel Adesonia and Alex Volkynowski. Yeah, he's into it, man. Like, he's legitimately putting in the work. It's exciting. It's fun. His bangs do it. His bangs always bother me. His bangs? Yeah, like the way his hair, It's a crazy girl style crazy girls. Let me see it again. Let me see what you're talking about There you kind of need to go up that's that's an odd look. Maybe it's like I'm a billionaire I want to look too good. I know what it is. It's kind of easy little bit little Caesar -ish He's like that. You know the movies were like the hot girl takes your glasses off right and he needs to get glasses put on him That's what happened to me.

2:34:17I can't, you can't even look at my face, but put the glasses on. It's the opposite for guys. Too good, man. You're ugly, you put the fucking shit glasses on. Right, it makes you at least look smart. There you go. There you go. Now it's looking good. I think you're right. Yeah. I really think you're right. Wait a minute. Not those glasses. Not those glasses. The meta glasses. Not the little clear ones. Those are the ones that you could use to spy on people. There you go. That's a fucking weird new thing you have to be aware of. People wearing sunglasses that can film you. Stop just went up. Yeah.

2:34:49It's a big one for perverts, I'm sure. Yeah. Pat played with him on stage. They sent me a pair. I was trying to like, but it's just like if you watch the footage, it's like, it's like pure shit. It has a little mic on it too. It has mic sounds like shit. You're grunting, no, no. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, that's something people don't really pick up unless you got the mic right here. He didn't tell me about it either. He just put the glasses on side of stage for the encore. That's hilarious. I mean, the conversations were ongoing in your presence. I looked at him and I was like, what the fuck are you doing, dude?

2:35:32Am I on camera right now? You knew about it? I mean, possibly you didn't. But that's also like, you know, there's a lot of times when Dan big. No one the fuck had told me this, it's been in the calendar for like two months. It's weird because there's not going to be a time, there's going to be a time rather in the future where you're not going to be able to stop people from recording things. They're just going to be able to record everything. No matter what. I mean, they don't don't already do that. They're gonna be able to do it into contact lenses. They're gonna be able to figure out a way where it's not even a glass.

2:36:10It's just a contact lens. If things keep going the way they're going this way, like they keep getting smaller and smaller and more effective, they'll probably figure out a way to make it a contact lens. Yeah, it's like people who film like concert videos, I mean people film, people go back and look at all that shit they're filming. No. It's like fireworks. I don't think anybody's ever watched a wedding video People watch who I've had people force me to watch their wedding video. What?

2:36:43What the fuck yeah You only ever see you know what those are made so that if case someone gets murdered they can use in forensic files Look at how he's looking at the bride how happy he was seemingly right Yeah, they're never that's all they're used for Well, the worst is fireworks, right? Who watches fireworks videos? But everybody films fireworks. So you feel like you can't live unless you're capturing things constantly. The same people that watch fireworks videos also watch lots of videos of like trains. Or fire trucks. Just drive a bike.

2:37:26Watch videos of people dining inside of trains. The fact that people still go on trains. trains are a while away to move around. It's Europe, it's amazing. Yeah, but it's in America, there's always the threat that someone could lay some shit down on the tracks. Like people do every now and again, there's some person who decides to sabotage the tracks. And there's not a fucking chance in hell that you can go over all that track and make sure no one's done that. You're going 400 miles an hour or whatever's going, it's flying across the country. You could with AI. I guess. Well, that's how they're getting get us.

2:38:07Yeah, I mean, like you see those, you know, photos of train traveling up until like the fifth or early 60s, kind of kind of was amazing. Well, what is a great way to see the country? The view is incredible. You're in this thing. Imagine back in the old days when they were just opening up the window and shooting buffaloes. Yeah, but it's like you also had like now it's like I think he's the only certainly hot dogs You know me probably right I think so If you're traveling across the country back in in the old days when they first did it must have been amazing Imagine if milli grip if milli grip was in a sleeper car with that guy On that diet He's been eating hot fries and hot dogs for four days As they have a shower in four days and his ass is in the middle of me in preference.

2:39:03Just open it up. How fast those trains go? Like those old timey trains when they first started crossing the country. I bet they didn't go over 60. They really would just open up the window and shoot buffaloes. Fucking insane. What a crazy time. Like nobody had ever had a train before. Now And also there's this thing that you can hop on and make your way across that country Yeah, like then the presidents would write them and just like give some shitty speech off the back Is that what they did the presidents would just get out and talk to people off the They would even get it. They were just standing on the back stand on the back

2:39:42You fucking had that right on the money bud. Wow

2:39:49Don't say But what about the really old time you once like the ones what was the first ones that they put across the country when the Transcontinental Eight is at 1866 It was like right after the Civil War how fast were trains in 1890 they could push 80 miles an hour That's probably what's so needed how much stuff is pulling slows it down You know, so right the company cars just the locomotive. I guess oh I see it the locomotives I mean I was a very intense engineering Because they can only go up like a steepest is like a 5 % grade So that's like oh really something like that. That's why my brothers works for Amtrak Be adders a lot of crazy shit So what are they doing they get to a hill?

2:40:34Oh, whatever right that makes sense wow So they have to tunnel everything yeah, but he's fucking trains. Yeah, and a lot of those real ways out early one, you know, were built by Chinese. Oh, yeah. So I think you go out west. The first time we went out west, on tour, we go to these small towns, middle of nowhere. You know, and there would be an old Chinese restaurant. And there's like, the signs say like, chapsui. And then you go, you're like, have the worst Chinese food you've ever had in the whole life. Like, tastes like something that really scraped off the teeth of a brauner's source. Just like ground up cabbage and shit.

2:41:20Yeah, back in those days when they were doing that, so when they developed those opium dens too, opium dens was like a big thing that was brought over by the Chinese. That's like around the time that Portland, Oregon was like known for people getting shanghai'd where they would get like drugged and then they opened like a trap door in the bar and they fall down and then they put on a ship to China. What? They wake up like in the middle of the ocean and just have to work. What? That's what, yeah. Getting Shanghai this, that from that. Holy shit. Can you imagine? Imagine the lawsuit now. Dude, actually that's probably happening to tell another country.

2:42:07Yeah. So I'm going to kidnap our tricks them into working for you. Trish and Way to Shanghai someone to drug them and put them on a ship. The person wakes up, he better get to work. It's turned popped up in the 19th century. Fuck, man. You imagine living back in the day, we had a worry that someone was going to kidnap you and force you in a slave labor. Well, that was like, well, the 80s we were worried about. I was very worried about getting kidnapped when I was a kid. Because it was like everywhere, all over the fucking news. The milk cartons. Yeah, there's like famous kids, you know, kids defining bodies and shit.

2:42:39when I was walking to school once, somebody was really snowy, and I always walked with my buddy, but I was on my way to his house, and this car pulled up. And I was like, I'll get, this person totally bundled up, like so suspicious, like I'll give you a ride, get in the car. And I was like, oh, what the fuck? They're real. I just ran to my buddy's house, I was like, dude. Maybe it was just some old lady I couldn't tell, But it's terrifying when I was a kid I was in a library and I was looking at these monster books and This guy stood next to me said you like monster books I said yeah, and he goes I've got some out my car.

2:43:21You want to see him? I'm like, okay? I was like eight Yeah, you know, it was a latch key kid and so I Start walking out the door with this guy and the lady was a librarian started screaming Joseph get away from that man He just got out of jail and the guy just runs the guy runs and I'm standing there just crying They got me got my mom and I went home, but it's like what the fuck like that you could have got me I was so naive I was eight I just thought the guy also like monster books. What a city we used to play in the woods fucking We used to we used to walk down and through the woods, crossed the river, over by the jail.

2:44:04Yeah. You know, Oh boy. Over by the jail. You know what I mean? The workhouse. Yeah. Anybody ever get out of jail? Yeah, somebody escaped once and his nickname was like, the butcher. But it was just like, at the time, or maybe it was something like that, but like he had just like, had his like 10th DUI or something. I mean, we knew quite a few people in Akron who have over three DUIs. Do you remember that one guy who escaped jail with the help of a female officer that he was banging? And then like she was supposed to meet him. Didn't they make a movie about that? I don't know. I think this was fairly recent, like within the last 10 years.

2:44:48But this guy started banging one of the female corrections officers. And then they could remember that. I think she helped him escape. She met him and tried to meet up with him and they arrested her and arrested him. She killed herself? Yeah. What was the story? Oh, there it is. Detectives another lady friend that Vicki White had allegedly fallen in love with the inmate. Given him this special treatment at the jail, she ultimately helped concoct the plot for Casey White to escape, which ended 11 days later with his capture and she died from self -inflicted gunshot wound. just like the guy who was the whistleblower for Boeing.

2:45:27He died from himself. Oh yeah, right. He got shot one, too. Why would she kill herself? Because like she's just, she's already knows that she's, she's, she's phone love in prison. She's, because she's gonna go to prison with girls now. Well, there's gonna be a male pretending to be a male security guard. Hey, maybe fuck around and maybe what's his name? Mark Holmes. was wife is in there. It's president Francis.

2:45:55It's probably women guards. Mark on. Mark on. Mark pony. Why are those rumors so fun? When the internet goes nutty about stuff, I think it's so hilarious. I just love it when someone says they're going to, like, you know, risk their entire career on this piece of evidence. That's not completely nonsense. Like, I have full faith that this is reality. Not one, there's no reason for me to do it. Like, but, yes, Kate, what's her name? Candid zones. Yeah. Well, then there's the other one. Like, the Kate Milton one, the photo that just got released recently, that's been AI doctor and they say that that photo is a photo that they took from her on a magazine cover and that it's so specifically accurate that you could superimpose left and right and it looks exactly the same and that this photo people aren't willing to publish it.

2:47:02Kate Milton in the end of shared reality nothing is true and everything is possible. So whatever's going on with her they photoshopped CGI'd whatever a photo of her all smiling with her kid like see everything is going on with her is the theory that's the theory Yeah, yeah, I've heard that well they think she's missing Or no one knows where she is like there's like there like shows a picture of her like no one seen her forever Are she okay like where is she? Sort of like the president Scientology's wife like where is she? I hadn't heard of that she was missing. Yeah. Even Photoshop can erase royals latest PR blemish.

2:47:47Mother's Day photos meant to dow speculation about the Princess of Wales health. Did the opposite and threatened to undermine trust in the royal family. How weird did they still have trust in the royal family? That's what's the weirdest thing about that article. Undermind what percentage is there trusting now? I can imagine a bunch of old people. I don't know what's going on anymore. Well, like what? Imagine. The ancestors are the people that controlled your ancestors. Those are the people. You should trust? Yeah. I mean, it's kind of insane. And they're just born into it, but? I love the British media.

2:48:25That's always the bullshit. So there's just like, the rules over there are different, you know? Yeah. They'll probably be real horrible to be famous person living in England. them. Oh, they'll go after you. Yeah, they're fucking psycho. Yeah, they go after you and they can get away with it. Their laws are so different. To the first article we ever had written about us in England was in the enemy. It's like a music magazine. Actually, we did the interview at South by Southwest 21 years ago. And the guy was like, so you know, asked some boring questions. And at the very end of the 10 minute interview, he was like, So do you guys ever do any drugs?

2:49:01And I, you know, smoked some weed occasionally. And he's like, anything else? And I said, I smoked opium once. I was like a kid I didn't know. Like, and then the headline, the headline was like, opium fueled blues. Seriously. That's amazing. I was like, what the fuck? I was like, my dad's gonna see this. Dad, I don't smoke all of you. This kid had it once so in Akron. Like I said, like no one really had drugs, but this kid, Eric. It was Eric. Because like he, I think it fried his brain, but he was the only kid I knew that had gone to prison. because he was selling acid and he had been arrested for it and put on probation.

2:49:58And then his probation officer would call him. He worked at the car wash and like check on him. And the probation officer called him and said, I'm going to come see you today. And he had like 150 hits of acid in this pocket. And he never just took it out. even though he got the heads up and he was like, oh, he got caught with 150 hits, asked him what the prison for three years. Oh my God. Yeah, it was in the stories he would tell us, we're fucking horrible. Exactly what you would imagine. But he introduced us to his favorite prison recipe, which was called making a break. And he would get a bag of like barbecue potato chips, dump in a can of chili, then dump in ramen noodles in the seasoning and then get the faucet water as hot as you possibly can and fill the can up with water and put it in the potato chip bag and then just smash it all up with your hand.

2:51:02Jesus Christ. I was so disgusting. You would eat this shit out of prison. Wow. Yeah, dude just make a break. That's what he's gonna say. These guys like that that exists just to get you on the right path. Yeah, exactly. You mean him and you go, okay, whatever that guy's doing, I'm not doing that. That was a level in your video game. Yeah, well, I think that's what happens with the guys who blow their brains out on the asset too. Like, they're there to let you know, like, hey, this is possible. It's got used to being pink Floyd. Yeah. You know, this is possible. Like, get, you know, be careful.

2:51:40Don't just think you could take it. Yeah. Or it used to be the singer of the Beach Boys. Yeah. Well that's the other weird thing about Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys that he was being threatened by Manson. Because he had worked with Manson. Now they were supposed to like, he was supposed to produce his album. I think along the way he realized this guy's out of his fucking mind. Well he was hanging out with Dennis Wilson. and that's what it was. Dennis Wilson, right? I think they had recorded it at the studio that we were at. That's where they would work in.

2:52:13Charles Manson in the Beach Boys, Dennis Wilson, had a brief and bizarre friendship. Yeah, that's what it was. Summer of 1968, living together and dreaming about the musical possibilities that lay ahead. Wow, they live together. You think Manson wanted to grind Wilson to produce this stuff? Ah, and then when he didn't want to, That's that's when they fell apart. So he probably lured him in with parties and the girls That's probably what he would do He'd probably have the Manson girls and everyone's doing acid and they're probably like kissing him and kissing each other and he's like This is amazing.

2:52:47This guy's cool And this is pre -murders too, so no one really knows exactly what this guy's up to Do you think Epstein was giving people acid to? Maybe he's giving those, giving the girls acid. Maybe he's giving the guys acid too. Who knows what's giving them? I mean, if you're gonna have an island and you're gonna film people, why would you let them just be sober? That seems like that would cut down your footage. You know? Wouldn't you dose them up with something? If I was the CIA? What's going on with that island now? I tried to buy it. No, I didn't. What's up with it? We were joking around having a podcast destination.

2:53:33I was like, we'd have to level that place. There's the microphones and camera. You probably, shit, we've never even thought of. Like there's probably like camera paint. It's on the wall. The wall's really a giant LCD screen. Dude, what's up fucking nose? What's up with that Egyptian theme's building? It's wild. The temple that is painted like the Israeli flag, the colors is really flagged. Yeah, that's weird. That's where I was thinking like we put the podcast studio there. I think it's a good idea It's somebody bought it. Oh somebody bought it was too much. It was like 50 million bucks who bought it?

2:54:08I don't know some psycho a fan You know like we've been right to serial killers. Did someone bought the cabin that Because in ski lives it. Yeah really I think so I mean that you could buy the acre of land that he owned at one point for like $60 ,000. Wow, cheaper. It was cheap. With the cabin on it? I don't know if the cabin was there. They might have leveled that cabin It was weird because he just had this one like acre or two in the middle of fucking nowhere. Yeah, like it must have been he must have got it for nothing He was a fucking odd dude, too I wonder what he was he eating up in that cabin.

2:54:47He's probably making breaks dude Maybe he's like, he went crazy from like, so damn. Too much sodium interacting with the LSD residue. It's funny because he's the prototypical guy, the like the loner in the woods that everyone's afraid of. Like what's worst case scenario, loner in the woods, a genius who's trying to kill everybody. Everybody who made technology, and this was his idea that technology's gonna take over the game, super villain, it's movie character. Meanwhile, he's kind of correct. Yeah, he wasn't wrong. He wasn't wrong about technology taking over the human race. Yeah. This is all pre -cellphones, right?

2:55:27This is pre - at least smartphones. When was Kaczynski? When was all that? I think it started in the early 90s. Yeah, so this is pre - I mean, cell phones just existed in like suitcase form back then, right? Maybe you could get a star attack. So how long was he living in the woods before he started sending the pipe bombs? Was he up there since like that since like 1970? I think it was his plan once he left Teaching his plan was to make enough money teaching so that he could go to the woods and do this I think he didn't he leave teaching like almost immediately after working at Berkeley for just a year or something I don't know I don't know how long he was there for but what they said was that was where he'd gotten the money According to his Wikipedia, he lived at home for two years after his signing and then moved to the remote cabin in Montana.

2:56:22So you probably during those two years he probably formulated his life's plan. Live a simple life with little money without electricity or running water, working odd jobs, receiving significant financial support from his family. 75. So that was quite a few years late. He performed acts of sabotage, including Arsene and Bubiq trapping against developments near his cabin. So he started with that. He also dedicated himself to reading about sociology and political philosophy, including the works of Jacques Illou, Kazinsky's brother, David Lederstoy, that Illou's book, The Technological Society, became Ted's Bible.

2:57:00Kazinsky recounted in 1998 when I read the book for the first time I was delighted because I thought, Here was someone who is saying what I've already been thinking

2:57:14Interesting Cabin was Storage I was trying to find out who bought it, but there it is an FBI story He lived in that did we should sell kits love that for on Amazon Get a mini version of it why not he's that stag full of yeah It's a tribute. Yeah. You can make it out of plastic. The kids can play in it. Kids play house. Slash, you're in a ballroom here. Fuck, man. That's the guy that everyone's afraid of. That's one of people say, yeah, I'm a loner. Like, you bet you're not a loner. Real loners are fucking crazy. That's a real loner. That's a broken person. Wow. They, they, they, they purposely picked the genius to do that too.

2:58:01Well, I think that's what they had to work with. They're at Harvard. Yeah. You know, I mean, probably quite a few geniuses. And he was probably already super odd because of that thing that happened when he was a baby. Right. He's probably already associated with his path. Yeah. Obviously, we can, it's OK to keep fucking with this guy. One of the things his brother said, they're like, if he asked to grow out in the girl rejected, he would write horrible letters to her. Just horrible, vicious, mean shit. He would yell at them and stuff. It's like he was just off the rails. He was crazy before all that.

2:58:30And then they dosed him up with acid and he immediately they probably like this guy's perfect Early out of his fucking mind. Let's see what we could do to him and they turned him into a serial killer Maybe it wasn't even like a You know like a CIA program. Maybe the guys just Board and just like the fuck with people

2:58:55Because it's key. Like, I'm talking about the CIA. Oh. Maybe it's like, look at this fucking nerd. That's how it happened. Well, I think they had free will to do whatever they wanted back then. When the CIA was operating doing that MK Ultra, all those experiments and operation midnight climax, when they were doing all that stuff, they were just, they were allowed to do whatever they wanted. They could just run tests. they operated a brothel. They operated a brothel when they dosed the Johns up and observed the reactions. That's the midnight. What was it called? Midnight Climax. They also ran hate ashberry free clinic.

2:59:34They ran it until the book chaos came out and they closed it down. They ran it forever. They ran a free clinic and Manson used to visit it. That's insane, dude. It's insane. When you find out what they actually 100 % did and you realize that nothing Things just get better. They don't just stop like if you're really good at being a secretive organization that has massive control over people and you can experiment on folks That doesn't just go away That does that just evolves it just gets better gets better at what it's doing and hides its tracks a little bit more learns from its mistakes and gets better.

3:00:19Yeah, it's just like that. I mean, you know, so many conspiracy theories and I think there are a lot of them, you know, are rooted in reality and truth. But there's constantly reading the news, seeing something just being like, what the fuck is actually going on? Right. With this, here. You know, and like, it's funny how much shit that like, like John Stewart got for like, you know, just pointing out coronavirus, you know, coming from so close to the coronavirus research facility. And they like, basically, you know, like, I don't know him. And now that's accepted his fact. What about, I just was reading about Mitch McConnell's sister in law who died in Texas in February three -eleventh, although it's just now in the news, she died in a Tesla that she drowned in her Tesla on her ranch in a pond and she's like a billionaire.

3:01:21And it was like, it just seems really Tesla backed into the pond or something. She did a three -point turn into the pond. But I just see what's really, really sketchy. Well, the thing about any kind of electronic device is that is a computer. Someone can operate that computer. I think it's impossible to make a computer that can't be hacked. I think if you've got a thing, they already know how to make your keys. Oh dude, her Tesla ran off of a nine inch floppy disk. Yeah, that's just fine. You know, they know how to make your keys now. They have a scanner that they can use outside your home and they can pick up on your key fob.

3:02:08Like if you have a little thing of keys next to the, and they can get the signal off of that and use it to make a new key fob and or use that signal to operate your car. And then they just start your car and drive it off. I mean, if you have a compute, that was always the big theory about Michael Hastings, too. He was that journalist that reported on that general was talking shit about Obama and then he got fired during the Iraq war Do you know that story? Yeah? The theory was always on him that they controlled his car He's he died by going a hundred and twenty miles an hour down La Braia right into a tree and his car exploded and Then the question back then was is it possible to control someone's car and they're like, yeah You can the all the people that understand the technology that existed in in 2004 when this guy died, like, yeah, you could do that.

3:02:59It was 2004? Do you drive an electronic car? Yep, drove one here. It's 2010. 2010. Jesus. Yeah, I drove one here. Oh, 2004 was the TickTack. Yeah. That was the question about the TickTack. That is ours. How the fuck could they do that in 2004? That doesn't seem possible. No, you couldn't even play like a video game online. Yeah, you got. Not really. I'm not. Yeah, 2004 you could play pretty good. If you had a good cable connection. Well, maybe in LA, not an Akron. You could, I played guys, I used to play Quake in the late 90s and you could play online. We might have just had shitty internet. You could get good internet back then.

3:03:40They had cable, people had cable. But if you had dial up that sucked, you definitely couldn't play that. No, we had cable, but. You do have cable internet? No, we did. I just remember trying to play called duty online, it would not really work. It could be a bunch of things. You could have had a shit connection, but there's a lot of people playing video games online at 2004. But the death thing, whatever the fuck that tick -dack thing was, it's the speed that it moved at. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, change the direction. And the fact they have so many different people that saw it and they got video footage of it.

3:04:14And the guy who I interviewed, David Fraver, the guy who was the pilot who came out and talked about it? He's not a loon at all. He says a rock solid pilot who, you know, with everything else, he's 100 % by the book. He talks like a jet fighter pilot. They're all like super disciplined guys. Like they don't fuck around. And so when he's telling you about this thing, he's also not fucking around. He's explaining to you in terms of what the instrument panel is showing him that they locked on to it that this thing was jamming the radar signals. Like whatever it was do, that's what led them to be alarmed because that's that's technically I think that's an act of war.

3:04:55I think you know how to allow to jam radar signals from another another vehicle. Whatever the fuck this thing was also flew at some insane rate of speed right to their cat point which is where they were supposed to meet up. Like the thing knew it was supposed to meet up. Like see Yeah, huh, huh, pion took off. So that could be that aliens knew it. They read their instrument and knew it, or it could be that we knew it. Humans, people knew it because this is theirs. They flew this fucking thing around. They wanted to see how people's reaction would be to it if they saw it out there. They probably let these fighter pilots experience it.

3:05:31What year did they, did they government acknowledge Area 51? They didn't, I don't think they did that until the Obama administration. I think the story was that they had to expand the boundaries because too many people were camping out and like using like high -power telescopes and shit and viewing it and using like high -power lenses and filming These test flights of different things they're working on. But yeah, you know in the 80s You know when I was like eight nine I would get books out of the lot library about like Area 51. Yes I mean, there was like, that was like a pretty well known conspiracy theory turned out to be Yeah, real CIA acknowledges this mysterious area 51 2013 Right wow test site for the first time like 25 30 years after this people started talking about it.

3:06:23Yeah, people were talking about a long time. Oh, yeah It was always in UFO folklore that that's where they had to crash discs and then the Bob Lizar thing that was in like 89 when he came out and said he worked there. Which is still today my favorite one. That's the one I want to be real. Yeah. All the ones I want to be real, the Bobbos R story, it's number one on the list. Yeah, I mean, is he still alive? Yep. Yeah. He runs United Nuclear. So he got some sort of research company. Huh. They sell chemicals and shit. But he does a bunch of different things. But while he was filming the documentary about him, he got rated by the FBI.

3:07:09The FBI rated it because apparently they think that he might have a sample of this element that's used to power this spaceship because he was working on the propulsion system. That was what his job was to back engineer whatever this thing was. And he said this thing revolved. It all was about this reactor that they had in the center of the craft that used this element called 115, which is a new element. And that if you bombard this element with radiation, it does something to distort gravity. And so they had this thing in the center of the craft, and they knew it worked, but they didn't know how it worked.

3:07:51And so they were trying to get these scientists, and they'd bring in new scientists. Like let's try some new guys. Let's try this guy. And so they get this dude who was a young crazy person who was working on a Los Alamos Labs. He put a fucking jet engine in a Honda. I mean he was a maniac. And they got this guy and they flew him out and they said here it is. Tell us what it is. And he's like what the fuck? And when he first saw it, his reaction was oh, this is ours. That's why people keep seeing these flying saucers. He even had an American flag sticker on it. He's like, oh, this is ours. That makes sense.

3:08:27Well, no, okay. And then he realized along the way, no, no, no, no, no. This is impossible. It doesn't have any seams. It's like it's 3D printed. And it's designed for tiny people, like something that's like three feet tall. It doesn't have any controls, but somehow another works, somehow another moves and they can lift it up and they can do stuff with it. What the fuck is this? Yeah, so supposedly, he, when he took off, He got a piece of this 115 when they fired him. The reason they fired him, do you know that story? No. It's nuts. His wife was having an affair. All right. Because he couldn't tell her that he was working at Area 51.

3:09:05So she's assumed he's fucking around. All their phones are tapped, everything's tapped. Because if you have that kind of top secret clearance, they have to be able to listen all your phone calls. So while he's flying, it's 11 p .m. They're calling me to work. What? And he has to get on a plane. He can't tell where he's going. and she's like, fuck this marriage. And so she starts banging her instructor, like a flight instructor. And so they don't tell him that this is why he's getting fired, but the emotional turmoil in his life, because his wife clearly haven't a fair on him, he can't have top secret clearance anymore.

3:09:36So now he has to go back. So now he's like, what the fuck happened? So he takes his friends, he takes twice, he takes his friends, he's like on Wednesday night, they pilot these fucking things, I'm gonna take you out on a show with you this. So you know I'm not fucking crazy. And they all observe these things, hovering and moving around and then he gets arrested. He gets caught doing it. And so then he's like, I gotta go public. And so then he gets a hold of George Napp. He tells George Napp his whole story. And he's like, I was working at this place and they're back engineering spaceships from another fucking planet.

3:10:07It's not. He's at the same story exactly for 30 whatever years. It's fucking bananas. That's amazing. I want to use with him or amazing. I wanted to be true so bad. I did too. It's a problem though, right? Because you've seen something though Nothing like that, but yeah, it was something it was something but it wasn't I didn't see something that was like so mind blowing Lee I mean, I see like it seems like it was be totally possible that what I saw existed just was quiet That was the only thing. It was odd about it That's odd though. Something can move in the sky. It's quiet. It doesn't make any sense.

3:10:52Zero sound. That doesn't make any sense. Especially if it's close enough for you to see it. It doesn't make any sense. Also the way they move, like what can move like that other than a drone. Drone's move like that. But power by what? That's what I think the Bob Lazar stuff that he's talking about. I think that's a propulsion system that they've been working on forever. They theorized the idea of some sort of a gravity propulsion system, something that does something to gravity that allows it to move through things very quickly. They thought about that in the 1950s that was theorized. Yeah, I mean, they say the only way that you could actually traverse the universes by skipping through different dimensions.

3:11:39Right? So with that type of engine that's manipulating gravity, be able to do something like that. The idea behind it, the way he described it, Lazar described it as if you thought of space as like your mattress, like a really soft cushy mattress. And you drop like a giant lead ball in the middle of that mattress, and everything would just go, shh, it would just get sucked in. He goes, that's what it's doing. It's a very simplified version of what it's doing, but it's doing something to the gravity that allows it to move in a way that we don't understand yet. But this thing, this element 115, it was just completely theoretical until there was a large, one of the particle colliders detected it.

3:12:25They detected it for just like a very brief moment when they do those things. And they said, okay, it's a real element. And what Bob was saying is that this element is a stable element that these beings have, and when they use this stable element. So we can imagine a world where the properties are very different than ours. They might have this element, it might be just a natural part of their environment for some reason, or just some isotope. Yeah, or they've developed it, maybe the one that they detected with a collider, maybe they figured out how to make it. What we have to do is go back to the forties to get those smart people To figure this out the people that didn't have calculators the pre bath salt people Well those guys there you know if you watch Oppenheimer against that's how those guys are rolling.

3:13:15They were kind of rock star scientists Right they were rock star scientists and I don't think I think those are the kind of guys that wind up doing rock star type Scientist shit. What's the same those guys aren't around anymore before they were rock stars there were people signing their bowling promo photos. That's what was going on. Then Rock and Roll came out and the bowlers were like, what the fuck? Prior to the bowlers, I guess it was the scientists. Well, there was just a limited amount of shit you could watch on TV back then. So if you put bowling on people like, I'll watch. Yeah. Right.

3:13:54And like kids were like worship, like a cowboy character. That was a baller. It was a baller.

3:14:03Yeah. I do think it might be the bowling was so popular because it's even though you couldn't as we determined you can't see sports on television prior to like 1995 you could probably bowling the least confusing thing you could probably watch on TV. That's true. It's a static. like just the person throwing the ball, I have to just watch one little thing go towards. There's no other players. They just have pool on TV back then. It was a big deal. They'd have like Willy Monsgooney matches. That would play him on ABC. That would get confusing. Well, I guess that you could see the colors of the ball.

3:14:43Yeah, you could see it. You'd never see the numbers. Also, the announcer was always describing what's happening. So that's what we should go we should pitch a radio

3:14:57I'm just something about my dad listening to baseball games on radio But I'm just thinking about how fucking excruciating it would be to have someone Radio broadcasting a pool match Like that's the kind of shit that Kaczynski was into

3:15:17What would be better, radio broadcasting that or radio broadcasting bowling? I think bowling would probably be better. You'd have the excitement of like the pins breaking and you would hear it. And also you could be like, okay, he's got two pins left. Right. It would be clear. You'd get it in your head. If you're trying to lay out of a pool table, you're like, where's the five ball? Yeah, exactly. What are you saying? So let's just center of the two pockets closer to the left side of the right side. Okay in relationship to the six ball Where's the six ball is that the N rail this is like some abbot in Castello stuff?

3:15:53I can see that go It'll be fucking terrible. It'll be a good skit actually it'll be impossible. You wouldn't be able to map it out the most confusing sport to Describe over radio. Yeah, you playing eight balls. There's 15 balls in the table Shut the fuck up. Yeah, they probably couldn't have existed without television. It's probably once people started looking at it. They're like, wow, this is crazy.

3:16:27The what the kids are playing now though, video games, it's probably really difficult to get kids bowling today. Video games are so insane. Yeah, they're not. I'm glad they weren't around like that when I was a kid.

3:16:46Yeah, I kind of stopped playing them and my younger brother comes and visits me. But also kids are so good at them now. Oh yeah. But I also think, you know, I think that's, you know, I can definitely tell my brain slowing down. You know, when you talk, like I'm talking to my, how fast kids process shit. Yeah. Oh my God, dude. I'm like I'll say something and by the time I don't know my two -year -old can just like is like at least five times faster Understanding something than me Yeah, they're not they're not tired. Yeah, they also don't have mortgages. Yeah, like there's a lot of shit Well, no but their brains are just hyper fast Yeah, hyper fast and then no responsibilities and no stress and they're being taken care of so they're more relaxed So the resolutions like that's why years used to feel fucking forever when you're a kid right because your resolutions It's like so high.

3:17:40You're just like getting every single thing and as you get older You're like you're getting like two frames a minute Well also like years used to feel so long because you only had lived five of them You know it's crazy another year. It's not like Jesus Christ. This is going by so fast. Can't believe I'm seven But I do think there's a evolutionary thing right your brain just because you got to learn so much in those firstly like seven years of your life. You gotta go from like, not even, you know, understanding how to choose something to like, do math. And running. And running, and like, Yeah, you gotta learn sports.

3:18:16You gotta learn to make fun of the certain kid and not the other kid. But man, if you could pick up a guitar at five, holy shit, if you were really dedicated, imagine all those extra years of learning like a musical instrument. I mean, I will say it seems like any child prodigy musician makes shitty music. That seems to be a thing that I notice. That's what I'm always talking about. I'm always like, who the fuck is letting Dugi Hauser be their doctor? Like, that's what doesn't fucking make sense. It's cool, the kids smart enough to become a doctor in 11, but no fucking grown person would be like, yeah, my doctor's an 11 year old child.

3:18:59Doogie house or MD, that's my doctor. I have selected him. Like, dude, you know who's fucking selecting that guy? The dude that tried to fucking show you the fucking monster books. Probably. Yeah, he's getting p -dote. He's getting reverse. I don't know what it is. Should we end with that? Yeah, let's go with it. This is fun. Thank you for having us back. My pleasure. And again, your fucking new album is amazing. Thank you. It's classic black keys. It's so good. It's so good. Thanks, man. I've listened to it at least 50 times. It's really good. I fucking love it. I gotta get a password. Let's do it again.

3:19:41We'll send it to you in a minute. Soak it up. All right. Anything else to tell people the day of the album? It drops. April 5th. April 5th, there it is. Ooh, nice. Good photo. Look what she's doing to her fingers. That seems obscene. It's modeled after a photo that we found and we couldn't clear it. We couldn't find the owner. So that's actually Dan's girlfriend. Congratulations to you, Dan. Thank you. You've done well. Thank you. Awesome. Yeah. Well, again, it's amazing. You can't wait to be able to get it everywhere. It's really, I think it's like right up there with all your best shit. Thanks, it's fucking awesome.

3:20:20All right, appreciate you guys. Yeah, thanks everybody. Bye.

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