#2122 - Protect Our Parks 11

23:47Completely unaware that the device had been encrusted with decades old LSD. Wow. I got to tell you guys that it made up a story, bro. Yeah. Or somebody painted it there. Imagine if you leave a synthesizer and you know, I'm going to paint this bitch with acid. Yeah. So they're eventually going to touch this. Someone's going to get their greasy fucking hands. I mean, he did it. Doesn't just go see God. Well, the old myth is a Manson dipped a bunch of Bible pages in acid and then brought a Bible in the prison that was just eat it every day. Well, Manson was in touch with Jolly West. Jolly West visited Manson when he was in prison.

24:25Jolly West was ahead of MK Ultra and they did LSD experiments on people. And that's the primary theory in the book chaos. Take chaos by this guy, Tom O 'Neill. They made him crazy. You know, Fitz Simmons was the next door neighbor to this guy. He was writing this book on the Manson family murders for like 20 years. That's Tom O 'Neill. The book's insane. So this Jolly West guy visited Manson when he was in jail. Visited Jack Ruby when he was in prison and Jack Ruby went nuts. Wait. Before they did the thing. Yeah. Before they did the thing. Look, I think what it was was they were trying to get rid of the anti -war movement and they were trying to get rid of the civil rights movement and they were trying to get rid of a bunch of different things that were going on at the same time.

25:03And one of the ways they did it was to a make all drugs illegal. But one of the best ways to make all drugs illegal and discredit the hippies is dose up a bunch of them and get it to murder people in horrific ways. And then all of a sudden the hippies become the most dangerous force in America. And if you've got the power of the media behind you and you push that narrative and you make it happen, you know, you're essentially waging war on American civilians. You're essentially waging like a psychological war on the population that's paying your salary. It is a wild thing they did, but they definitely did it.

25:37Damn. Yeah. See how he's fucking lame. You have too much power. Like all groups that have too much power, you're going to do some wacky shit. The dose brothers, they can kick rocks as far as I'm concerned. Who's that? They'll say a port. Yeah. That's them. They might be involved in the assassination of Kevin. They'd probably killed JFK. Oh, shit. I think there was a lot of people involved in that. I think that guy was, he was tossing up the apple card a little too much. Too much. They were like, uh -uh. Too many people. And back then again, this was just a 50 years past the drawing of people. I mean, you know, like you go to fucking look for a photo from 1890.

26:14Good luck, bitch. So you know, see here you are 60, 70 years later. That's nothing. Yeah. And then you're dealing with one president that's going to get rid of the fucking federal reserve. Shut the fuck up you are. Shut what the fuck is this guy doing? And then he's going to get convertible and drive to Texas where they hated him in Texas. Pretty balls. Suddenly it's a convertible. But they hated him in Texas. Great head shot. They hated him in Texas. Like Texas was red. Oh, yeah. He's driving through Dallas. They hated him. You ever go to the X in Dallas? Yeah. Go out to the street. Yeah. Is it weird how little it is like the area?

26:50Yeah, yeah. Anybody who says you couldn't make that shot is out of fucking minds. Out of the fucking minds. And all the arguments that he couldn't make that shot are so stupid. You think? Yeah. I thought you got three off pretty quick though, right? Here's the thing. And he missed one by like a mile. It doesn't mean even that that was him. It doesn't mean that. It just means he was in that build. I like it. We're back on the same page. The thing about it is, the thing about it is they made a theory. On the count of three. And everyone just shot. No, they did something like that. They saw them.

27:22They probably all had a signal, something happened. Maybe in a umbrella right next to them. They're not. If they're going to shoot the fucking president. White umbrella. No, there's an open umbrella for no. No, that's nonsense. No, you saw it. I've seen that. It's just a guy open umbrella. It's just a guy. Some people think his fucking bodyguard shot him. The whole secret service guy shot him. Look, there was probably a bunch of people shooting at him. He got hit in the neck for sure. He grabs his neck. From the front. He grabs his neck. They altered it when they got to the second autopsy. They did two autopsy.

27:51They got his body initially in Dallas. And then they flew it to Bethesda. So in the interim, they changed what was listed as an entry hole in his neck to a trakiotomy. And they say it's just like, no, no, that was just like a, they did a lot of shenanigans between the two autopsy. They wouldn't let them do it. You got a federal, they took the body. The general showed up. It was heavy duty shit. All people they're like, he's got to go. The best book on this is Best Evidence by a guy named David Lichten. Who was an accountant. They hired him to go over the Warren commissioner. And he went, no, I'm sorry.

28:29Back into the left. So this guy goes over this. Nobody would read the whole Warren commissioner report. It's like fucking 900 pages. Oh, yeah. This dude read all of it. He read all of it and found all these inconsistencies. All these things that didn't make sense. Yeah. And so he writes his book about it. His research was just reading it. Yeah. Well, that's all he did. No one went to. No one went to. No one went to. And I'll start doing a lot of people died, dude. A lot of people that saw the assassination died in weird ways. Bobby, too. Like a giant number of people that were on the scene. Oh, really?

28:59Yeah. Yeah, weird ways. Like they did a statistical analysis of what are the likelihood of all these people beating the murdered or suicide within a short period of time. And it was very low. Well, thank you for his prudence. He was like the original world. He was the guy, yeah. He was world star. He was at the film. And God, he had his fucking eye. It isn't crazy that we know about this because of Dick Gregory. Is that right? That's right. Dick Gregory, the comic brought on the Geraldo Rivera show. We know about this because of Geraldo and Dick Gregory. I didn't know that. Yep, they played it live on TV and it's fucking crazy.

29:30You gotta imagine that was 12 years after the assassination. You know what Dick Gregory completely stopping a comic to become a full -time activist. Yeah. He started that journey. Just like right around here. Right around here. He's going through here and he gets hit. That playbook's been followed. Right here, he gets hit. Boom. He's hit. Is he? Yes. Oh, the neck. He's hit. Now we know something's going on. The wife does nothing. Thank you. I mean, he literally got shot in the neck. I mean, he's already probably dead. But now watch this one. This is a rough one. This is why I'm voting for RFK.

30:05Oh, he's spewing. Yeah, I mean, his head exploded. He said just explode. His head exploded. And she's like, oh, it's over. Now, is this an AI enhancement of this, Jamie? It says it's a super slow mo and sharpened version. That's a good idea. How come nobody's throwing this a prudor film in the AI to clean the shit up? Yeah. Good point. Bro, that is pretty clean. The wildest video. Can we see that again? He's got definitely got it. Head blow. This episode is brought to you by Buffalo Trace Distillery. Actually have some Buffalo Trace cigars here. They just sent me one of the world's most award -winning distilleries that's been making whiskey the same way for more than 200 years made as a tribute to the rugged free spirited pioneers who blaze their own trail to new frontiers.

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31:41Distilled, aged and bottled by Buffalo Trace Distillery, 90 proof, Franklin County, Kentucky, Buffalo Trace, American, family -owned, independent and perfectly untamed. Head blow is tough. He's probably already dead. He's got to hit the neck with the bull. He's already dead. He's dead. He just hasn't started yet. Wait a minute. Oh! She's lucky. She didn't get in the way. Jamie, slow that down again. And then she freaks the fuck out. Holy shit. Who's that guy behind? Who's the guy behind though? Too bad he got it. Everybody's freaking out. There's gunshots going on. She has to do it with it. This lady?

32:20She had something to do with it. Oh yeah. It's a hot cheese there with no man. Here's what's interesting. Here's what's interesting. The spray goes forward. But the head goes backwards. Yeah, that makes sense though. The head goes back into the left, but it doesn't really. It does because you open up a hole and it sprays out as, and then you go back. Right, but a general, generally doesn't go that way. It goes the other way. What behind the bullet goes through and then sprays out the back. Did the bullet go out? The back. It could be more than one person hitting him in the head at the same time too.

32:51We're starting off heavy, huh? What happened to a hello? You know, you have to consider there's probably multiple gunners in the grassy knoll. They're not going to take a chance when they're going to assassinate the president. They're going to have multiple dudes shooting. Yeah. That's brain, bro. That's brain. Whoa. They said that she climbed to this crazy, the news report initially said that she climbed out to try to retrieve parts of her husband's brain. Oh. That is just not true. Didn't this issue, she brought it to the hospital? I don't know. I heard that. She had like a pocket climb out.

33:24She did look like she went and grabbed something and then went back in the park. She maybe did grab a piece in full shot. Apparently she brought it to the hospital. Oh my God. It is a good amount of time. Try to give it to the guy back in. Can you put that? Imagine they can do that and just glue your brains back together. They can do it teeth. Like a Justin Robert. Same thing. Yeah. They can teeth. Teeth are the brain of a lot. Such a wild scene. Hey, if we're doing this, what happened to the Boeing guy? Oh. Oh, the Boeing guy realized that it's a piece of shit. We talked about this on stage of that.

33:52Yeah, we did figure that out. Yeah, we talked about that on stage last night. The Boeing guy realized the guy who committed suicide, realized that he did terrible things by accusing a company of cutting corners and he felt embarrassed. He felt stupid. He shamed this great company that has done so well for all of us. How many times have we flown on a Boeing plane? And he did the right thing. Boeing planes are amazing. He knew it and he was like, what have I done? So he killed himself. But the wheels are falling off. Doors are coming off. That's a legend. Oh, right now. That's a legend. Boeing, Whistler Blower, told friend not to believe suicide before he died.

34:24Oh, Christ. Oh, okay. Hey, if somebody says I killed myself, that means I didn't come myself. Any time you hear that, I thought you're like, are you about to kill yourself though? I'm not going to say. Yeah. But it's not. But it's not if you're Julian Assange. Yeah. Right. If you really think they're going to whack you. That's what Whistler's name said too. McAfee. Yeah. A lot of those guys. McAfee is going to say John McAfee's going. McAfee's going. McAfee's going. Because he guessed the chiefs. John McAfee was one of the only guys that I just had on the phone. I didn't even have him live on the podcast.

34:55I had him on the phone. So we can't get in. We did a podcast with him when he was running from the law in his country because someone, he says they set him up by killing his neighbor. But he was also allegedly online showing people how to cook meth. And a four awesome. There was a account that was linked to him that was like, he had a lab in his backyard. I mean, he is documented. This dude had a fucking full on. He was a genius billionaire. He is. What a full on meth lab. He created McAfee antiviral software. Hell yeah. He's richest fuck. He had Deus Ex McAfee. Where was he in Belize? He was in Belize.

35:30That means a wild story. See if you can find the story of his meth lab. He's in Belize. This boy was on our podcast. Did you easily want to have people shut through it? Did you have him live? In the zoom. Yeah. There he is. That's amazing. What was this? What year was this? So, it's during COVID. It's like a John Goodman character. He was so crazy. He was so funny on this. He was so crazy. But also really was in charge of antiviral software. He's a real genius. He was on everyone's computer. What he said is that he donated them computers. Here have some computers. And they have malware in it. The government.

36:04So he gave them 50 laptops. Okay. That's what he says. I mean, that's how they do it. I mean, that's how I would do it. If I was him. That's how we did it. We sold that type of, we sold spy technology to our allies. That's why Huawei phones. That's why I had Huawei phones. That's why I can't buy Huawei phones. Huawei phones are like the most sophisticated phones in the world. What was that? What was the alien movie? That's how they beat them at the end. He was making it as a various types of maps of maps. That's how they beat them. Somebody says I think it's the finest drug ever conceived. He wrote one, singling out the indescribable hypersexuality of the super purve powder.

36:44But warning that I had visual and auditory hallucinations and the worst paranoia of my life. That guy. What beast? That guy had the worst paranoia of his life. Well, Hitler liked it. Why he's so clean -cut there. But he's so different when Baton Shane got to him. He's very wild, man. By the time he fell off to me, man. So when we had a podcast with him, he was on the run. Look at that. What a hot. Look at his nerd. He made himself a friend. You know what, man? Something I admire. It doesn't like him. He's a smiroming nerd. I kind of admire that. I admire the billionaire who goes totally off the rails.

37:23He just lived only with prostitutes. Did he only prostitutes his - Is he the one that I - Women's shit through a hammock? Yes, just. Yes. Is that true? Yes, we asked him about it. All right. Now I'm off the team. What? Tell me about the shooting of Baton's chest. Apparently he was having ladies shit through a hammock on him. Are we asked about it? And he was like, here's like, do I ask you about your sexual proclivities? And we were like, yeah. You asked us if we were gay right away. And he was like, uh -uh -uh -uh -uh. Did you tell you the story? I knew he was awesome. Now he was like, if that makes you uncomfortable, I've done way more.

37:56Matt was like from like, higher hammocks. So this flat was bigger. It was so good, dude. What a psycho. Don't you love the fact that this is a guy like that running a roller. Yeah, I want more of that flat. I like what your neighbor. Off his - oh yeah. I just killed him. You got to sell your problem. I was like shit again. I think they were framing the boy. They might have been or he might have been on that fucking hypersexuality. He might have been on the drugs he said he was on. And he was like, I don't trust the big one. Because it's all those drugs. Let's get rid of him. Bro, he's a guy doing meth who's heavily armed.

38:29Being shit on. Yeah. Don't believe his relationship happens there. Allegedly. He got a bunch of like armed, he just started building an army. Yeah. He was off the rails. He was off the rails. He's on the rails. He's on the rails. He's on the rails. He's still alive, right? Also, he's like, how come this guy got several army? I don't know. He got suicide in Spain. He got Boeing'd. Yeah, I think so. He got suicide. I think he was when he tweeted. He was like, if I die, I didn't do it. Meanwhile, he's on a pound of crank. Yeah, he might go. He could go to any moment. He could go. He had one of them fucking Garmin watches all that.

39:02And he'd be like, what? 97. He's crazy. A minute later, Twitter and they goes, oh, but now we could blame them if I did do it. Bro, that's good. Red line. What is fucking heart? He could have redlined his heart. He's 80 years old doing crank. How old was the guy when he died? He was 80. He was in meth dub 70s. He was in meth dub 70s. meth dub 70s is like 75. He looked good. He looks like 70 when we interviewed him. Meth dub 70s is like pro -added. He could have cleared him. Pro -athletes when the 35 -dernies are fucked. Or a fat guy's heart. Yeah. That's a rough one. Fat guys get two seats on the planes.

39:42They're going. Yeah. They got a free seat. They got two on back in the couch. They're free. Stretch it out. Yeah, it's a weird one, huh? That guy's an interesting fucking character. He would be a great movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In the movie, have him kill his neighbor too. Fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get it, Versailles. You're moving. Let's kill the neighbor. And you got to get the hammock. I feel like sucked. I hate the neighbor. Probably sucked. Yeah, it is just killed because they were awesome. Because they only mold the glass. Hey, could you do that? Yeah, the neighbor did something to his dog too.

40:16That's what I heard. Yeah, the neighbor did something to his dog. Maybe kill one of his dogs. That's what I'm saying. Then you got to go full John Wick. Yeah, it's cool when John Wick did it. Yeah, that's how you do it. Exactly. Kill my dog. Imagine hurting Carl? Yeah. I would never shoot my neighbor. Yeah. What news? That's like he jacked out. They wouldn't do a methapy like they killed my dog. Not just meth, but meth is a good thing. I have army guards. The guy in the dog. Methie engineered in a fucking lab he built on his property. Brigham. But he documented online. He wanted the community to know about this meth lab.

40:50He wanted to know about how proficient his meth lab was. He was really scientifically accurate. He was measuring everything perfectly. He knew beakers and all this shit. He documented it all. It's all set. He took meth lab and believes he's not the neighbor. And he called the bath salts all day. But what it is, that's just engineered meth. That's what bath salts was. They took bath salts. What's the other meth? Not engineered? It's just different. There's different things that you can do to a compound. It's not exactly the same compound. He made his own meth. Like five meth oxy, methyl -triptamine was legal for a while.

41:26Because it wasn't technically dimethyl -triptamine. It's even stronger than, so they add an oxygen molecule to it. It's like this is better than meth. If you can engineer meth, if you're a super genius who makes fucking software that can stop viruses, but you can figure out how to make some killer meth. And this dude cooked up some fine shit apparently. Damn. Yeah. I'd give it a shot. I'd give it a shot. And the thing is, I don't have a feeling you never want to go back to normal. Yeah. Like flying first class. That was one of the things that lady said. The lady in the FTX. The lady in the FTX trials.

42:05She was talking about how being on a amphetamine is all the time. Makes you realize how normal, sober, interaction, how fucking boring they are. And she like tweeted it. I would take Adderall at work. And it was great. It's fun. Adderall, I was working like customers. I was the front desk talking to people. I was like, hey, I was a nice whacked. So he got a $1 sign whacked. So you got whacked for money? Is that what it means? He's saying this is when he said like, if I sue as I myself, I didn't. Okay. We're going to get in subtle messages from US officials saying, in effect, we're coming for you, McAfee.

42:43You got Epstein. We're going to kill yourself. Oh, it's good to say it. Yeah, that's an interesting way to say it. I got a tattoo today just in case if I suicide myself, I didn't. I was whacked. Checked my right arm. So what happened to him though? Was it a suicide or was it something else? He was in Spanish prison. He was in prison. He was just about to be extra -dited when he was found supposedly hanging. Well, I have to do it. Yeah, I've claimed that what shouldn't have happened, but when looked into it, the Spanish authority said suicide. Of course they did. Of course, that's what they were pages.

43:18That's what the most of them. So you're getting a tattoo saying, hey, if it comes out that I'm dead, it's because somebody killed me. And instead you got an artful shwack. Yeah, it looks nice. You could do it. No, you should don't do it. You should. I'll get you a tattoo, bro. I do want that. I'll get you a tattoo, bro. Let's look at this logically. Why would the government kill him? That's what I don't get. Why don't we have to watch that? He knew too much about it. What did he do? All the malware stuff. Did the malware stuff? Yeah. Man, NSA, Mossad, they all got the... So what do you think it is?

43:50You think he found some stuff out when he was like... I think he was like, one of the architects of that type of thing. I think he probably fuck with them and they were like, don't fuck with us. Why'd you give us malware? Now we're gonna fuck. I'm gonna tell everybody that he's on meth. He's going, I'm gonna tell everybody that he's talking shit. We're some kind of our own allies. I like to talk on meth. And if he really did have all their stuff, that is a crime. Like if he really did install malware and get top secret shit, they'll kill you for that. They might not even bother taking you in the room.

44:16So after the joint in the Ben MGMT, Macafed said he and his team exploited a flaw in the Android operating system that allowed him to read encrypted messages from WhatsApp. Whoa. Whoa. He could read more. He's more investigated. The portal he had sent reporters malware infected phones to make this hack work. Whoa. You can't ruin his reputation either. Of course the phones had malware on them. He said, how that malware got there is the story. Which we will release after speaking with Google. Good for you. It involves a serious legal reading in the Android architect. It's crazy. Look at this. It involves a serious flaw in the Android architecture.

44:56What is that flaw? I just wanted to make the MGMT joke. The MGMT. Go back to that joke. Go back to that joke. You know what I said? It says Macafy moved to MGMT, demanding a Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies. Oh, he's a criminal. Yeah, he rules. It was like when Shug Knight said he was stuck, is he on Kimmel? Oh, yeah. What do you say? He's pretty much like, you know, there's lots of ways to kill somebody. You might just like hire someone to stick them with a needle with fucking AIDS, you know what I'm talking about. And everyone in the audience like, what the? He did that on Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, it was when a flat jacket.

45:30Bro, how wild is this? Jimmy Kimmel had Shug Knight on. It was cool, Kimmel. Right? It was fun. You can get canceled today for having Kristaliyah on your podcast. Yeah. I mean, you fucking imagine you bringing Shug Knight on. Yeah. Did you do to hung Vanilla ice off a balcony? Was it Vanilla ice? Yeah. Just ran over again. My uncles ran over again, killed them on video. Jeff Ross frightened. Whoa. Terrified. Terrified. Terrified. This is back then. Yeah. Kimmel had no one back then. This was a get. Yeah, he's pretty much saying I fucking. It's so easy with AIDS. That's why it progressed so fast.

46:08That's a wild conversation. Shug Knight looks like Kimmel. Let's Carl Malone. Yeah. Oh my god, he does. He's done. Oh my god, he does. He nailed it. Oh my god, he does. Is that a liquid's ammo? Is it? Yeah. Imagine Lake was almost the first guest before Shug Knight. Who gives a fuck about some actor Lake was on. Lake was on a rule. It's shut. He was a super Mario Bros. What's that, man? I think when we were friends. Lake was jealous. зна was in John Wick, you piece of shumoo rules. I was in John Wick, you piece of shumoo rules. It was tipsy. You take me to— I take it after two. I lost touch after in a second or two minutes.

46:44Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. This is a huge huge move. That's huge. So, that's huge move. Yeah. Feed up. The new thing I heard that people saw them all the time they got the stuff that they call… They get blood from somebody with AIDS. Yeah. And they shoot you with it. Oh. That's huge move. Yeah. That's huge move. That's huge move.

47:06Yeah While he takes a puff of his cigar with Remember those days when there was like a number or a color rather Let's go to the store it's yellow Let's go do stand up. We're gonna stay home if it's orange what a great fucking orange I'm not going anywhere. Oh, what a great way to make everyone stay home on a day They need them to well what a great way to test you could freak people out. How quickly forgot about those colors That was a weird one the color system for terrorism after 9 -11. Oh, yeah, they tried it They tried it. We were like come on If you get the email saying avoid the mall October 21st of Evergate there's going to be an attack on a mall.

47:49That's just the Jewish emails You guys got secret emails would on that list. Why are you tumbling? Yeah, get out of the wall heads up You never got those and like the couple years after like we got this in tells me on this day in a mall or in this day No, I got an amber alert today. You guys get that one. Yeah, we got wild with amber. Yeah, you know what I don't miss about The person with a star the forest fires are yeah The fires were crazy in California. You ain't ever seen anything like it. They're here now. Yeah Bullshit, you know, look every listen. They they're they're bad, but not they're not bad like it is in LA because it doesn't rain there Right everything like you know, they have those things like the colors for fires.

48:31Oh, yeah, what's the fire warning? It was always red. It was always red. It's not red for like three months out of the year Do not smoke a cigarette on Laurel Canyon. You're an asshole. Do not These fucking assholes that throw cigarettes out the window when they're done with them these littering cock suckers You're not in a lot of smoke in your car with the windows up on the way at Laurel Canyon. You're not Yeah, when it's like that. Yeah, like don't because though it just goes up in a blaze So I was coming home one night. I got to evacuate it three times When I lived in California three fucking times, but I was coming home one night in the whole side of the highway I was coming from home from fear factor the whole side of the highway for an hour was on fire You said his pictures from your flip phone bro.

49:10It was it was just like one side of the highway here one side green It was mad. Yeah, it was like it was like a scene from the fucking that's what it's like that's what it's like It was like a scene from fucking a hobbit movie You think I was going like where are we even going? Why are we driving that way? We're the ring Poc elliptic dude. This was not nearly as bad as This is the 405. This is a hit in Santa Monica, but this is this is much more contained than what I saw What I saw was an hour of driving a full hour going like 40 miles an hour 50 miles an hour Well, you know, no, but it was raining ashes like snow So you were you were seeing ashes fall out of the sky like snow the whole right side of the highway and dude Sometimes that shit jumps.

49:56Yeah, you get a cross wind It jumps it hits a car. It gets other cars. There was in northern California a whole highway full stop cars Everybody died. Yeah, everybody got consumed by fire What are they doing? Where you going? This is like my praying down. Trump. Please help us. Please save us Jesus Christ And you don't know where the fire is you're just guessing. It's not like fire going right to it At least they're gonna get my big don't know you don't know where you're driving you can't see this is a windy road This is some poor uber eats driver is like I'm gonna get there bro. This is so nuts man.

50:31This is so nuts Oh man, so this is what I don't miss and I know they have fires out here But bro you ain't never seen fires like those dry climate High grasses and the worst is when it rains a lot earlier in the year Because then you get extra grass Always dies off when it stops rain everything turns brown Oh, but it's natural fires right like it's supposed to happen We saw this time my somebody did off one behind pink dot behind my older Window you saw it start just there. It's like a straight uphill with like just it just gone Was in like 20 minutes it goes in like a little like one bush on fire Burns through the houses yikes There was one time in LA when we were at the store and um above pink dot was on fire that was it and yet That was that what yeah, was that behind you But was that what the one we were like seeing the helicopters fly overhead?

51:24They were trying to dump water on it planes or dump them water on it. It was nuts It was like a war was going on right above the sign It was I saw I was trying to write up that hill. Yeah, I was in salt lake. I was driving the stand -ups down in Vis me there was like it was crazy. I was driving you can watch the helicopters picking up the water out of the lake And flying over the highway and dropping it on the mountain that was on fire Wow then I got to the fucking Grand Canyon and it had just burned For for real like two hours straight. It was just the moon like there was no vegetation. It was just stumps Everything was black.

52:01It was crazy. Yeah, it was crazy those fours fires are wild That's also wake up call the how vulnerable we really are That was the one time where people in LA were cool Like everybody was so cool after the fires they were like hi Good to see you. Yeah, how would you be alive? Did you remember in New York when fucking Canada caught on fire? Crazy those Conspiracy there about that they popped up pretty quickly Just saying I don't know whole man hadn't was full of ash and dark smoke conspiracy is the color of the smoke It's color of the smoke was strange and it coincided with There was a shipment that was lost The shipment that was lost somewhere was some kind of chemical And this chemical it was a it was toxic chemical and there was a high volume of it and it was lost And then also these fires break out in Canada and this fucking orange smoke is making its way across New York Weird smoke like a weird color smoke Now that could be I'm a moron that could be the sun The way I It's a fucking sun.

53:08I've never seen orange smoke before it was orange. I was a montage. It look weird Nor has anybody that I know ever seen like that kind of orange They should ever change every filter in your car. Whoa. It was like emails Did anybody do like an analysis of the smoke and go what the fuck is this now? Is it just smoke or did something burn somewhere that was toxic never done a smoke analysis? I was doing shows The comments you were doing shows I walked around that I didn't know I woke up late. It was only that could you tell on the ground The first day I was like, what am I fucking this come over that it's like one day was cloudy everything's hazy Yeah, right did it look orange Not until like day two or three day two or three yeah first we could see it coming It was crazy like at first.

53:56It was just slightly smoggy you were like I don't know. I remember driving ambi is fucking weird am I dumb Because no one's mentioning anything and I was like it's fucking weird out right yeah And then by the yeah by the The most like the height of it it was fucking insane. It was just orange. It was all those blusters. It's scary Come on. That seems weird. It was scary. It was weird. Isn't that weird look at the cold? Yep Too yeah look at that if it's like Rachel Dulles all I'm not here one day I'm not a chemist ladies and gentlemen. I don't know anything About um smog color, but that seems highly unusual Super unusual.

54:34I'm just gonna say that. Oh, we're gonna bed. Oh There's conspiracy theories that are warranted so I didn't get it nearly as bad as New York Well, it's because it was coming down towards us. See if you flip through these faster. Yeah, why don't you move quick? Throw up for the two o 'clock. How about it was only orange in the one for the only take two there's orange for a lot Your own gums don't take three new gums. Oh Yeah Please here we go. Sure, you'll sure Fit chain hey, I've heard about There's these things shame. There's these things called Lucy's you're ever released know about Lucy's that has 12 Millions breakers they have 12 milligrams.

55:22This is six. Oh, you don't want that 12. That's too much Don't say that when you say that I want to them. I'm right now. Tucker. I don't like that you talk You know from the fucking gas station you're four two 12 12 milligrams I think it's a weight I don't know round guy you can consume a lot of alcohol. That's true. Yeah I don't know yeah Lucy's good But no one consumes alcohol like tall people tall big people like Shane big people my friend Justin I got a friend Justin call it this motherfucker can put it down. Yeah, and he makes you keep drinking with him He's like 350 pounds. Yeah, it's just as big giant dude.

56:01He's like come on bro one more. I'm like okay line You know you're destroyed of course, but he's got like twice the body of you Shane's the king of that comes into like the cellar more never's like no I think today's come on one come on one Get him that one that one that's drinking crown and coax though That's different That's different animal me and a Duros and makers makers and coke Came down to Austin. We're like I'll go we'll go hang out with two drinks at every boy We were just walking out I was getting two bloodlights at every boy. Oh, Jesus. He's drinking whiskey at every boy Oh my god by like at the fifth bar.

56:38He was like We were walking to a bar. He was like oh shit man. You know I fucked up. I was like no I've been drinking I know I'm pretty good taking hours away. He's all whiskey. No, you have two drinks anytime we do this On number two when deros is going on three beers don't count mine off catch you That was the stand hopes strategy for years stand hope is like I just take a slow drip of alcohol through light beer And I was like that's genius. He's like yeah, I don't want to get too fucked up It's like it keeps keep the fucked up going you get a fuck Get like a good buzz the best way to keep a good buzz is a light beer Yeah, you don't go over the edge when the roast is done is when he says let's do shots You're like you're fucked up.

57:20You're about to leave with the shot miss you're about to leave but the coke brings them back to the coke brings them back The road is so much better. Yeah, I brought his sandwiches the club. You're great. They are great. They are great. Very good He gave me a roast beef with prosciutto with like Like some kind of peppers in their setuses. I forget whose favorite sandwiches. Maybe it's a little What a fucking fantastic is a shockingly likable guy. He's the best fun. I love Joe. He's a great guy a Monty motherfucker to bring the heat. He's just a good dude meant and he said as I was like dude open up a place here It's like we're talking about it.

57:54So I hope they do. I need like a good a real good sub shop come a lot They're fucking oh he'll come Bob. He should move here. He's come back All the progress again next month. Oh, he's worthless in New York. I love that dude Yeah, get him down here. He can make a name for himself. Why is he worthless in New York? Wow, nobody respects him He's He's burned a lot of bridges. Oh, yeah Listen, this is a land of rebuilding. Yeah, that's right. That's what they said after they stole it from the command She's a land of rebuilding but you burn we get the casino I don't even think they have a casino. No, they don't get it.

58:32They were too fierce. They had to put their new pocket I don't know if they get a casino. They got to put that fire out you guys should get something Germany like a water park or something This is you ever seen this? He's got a command you know, that's legit That's from right here blood of the white man on it No, that's why we got it. It's probably got some beer blood on That's probably from before the white man even showed up and fucked everything up. It's so small I have a friend who has a ranch out here that apparently was where the command she lived And it's just overrun with arrowheads they carve him down But they make them it's called flint napping They actually put a piece of buckskin over their knee and they hold this like slate Oh, Jesus Christ.

59:12Don't do that Bro, that's like literally it could be a thousand years old like fucking even knows how old that thing is That's bell on me. Yeah, it's actually probably about four or five hundred years old. Wow Allegedly, I don't know. This is what someone told me But the thing is that like these fucking guys man they made those things by knocking rocks together There's like a very specific way it's called flint napping Like you knock it off to make a flake and then you have to like knock it against like something soft like your leg And they chip away do they make the like this razor edge to these things.

59:45Jesus They figured out how to do it and These fucking things are all over this guy's ranch. He sent me a bunch of them He sent me like ones that are like marked off by like this This like this is guy this guy's flint napping. Whoa See how he does this they had all the time in the world. He did up. No, no This guy's a guy that like knows how to recreate this shit Um, it's hard. They get it Tell this guy blocks hard Probably with like one of those Butchers aprons on With like a leather butcher apron on. Yeah This is these people are a problem though because some of these people are not this guy.

1:00:24I'm not saying this guy But some of these people are unethical and then they go They bury the sand. Oh look what I found wow this is a pro creation too. It does look pretty real looks a lot like that one You know, it's okay to appropriate Indians white people you see the And make sense there's a It's like Boston Globe they had a photo of St. Patrick's Day and it's black dude dressed like a leprechaun like hey What are we doing here? It's ours. Oh the fucking Who the fuck is that That's Like what are we doing here? Yes, like stick in everybody's face. You couldn't find an Irish guy in Boston. He said literally their holiday acting is harder than UFC Because he's in Roadhouse.

1:01:12That was a quote from Connor. Oh really acting is harder than UFC listen to me That's not true for him. Oh, that's not true He's a Okay, acting Roadhouse or fight could be begin shut the fuck Oh, that is crazy talk. That's crazy talk. I think he probably just meant that he's bad at it. He broke his fucking leg in a fight No, he broke his leg like that's harder. Yes We're talking about what's actually hard But it's level of if he's good at it or not right the guys promoting a movie There you go I think he's making it easy great promoting learning how to ask you completely blown out versus doing You have an amazing Promoter he's the best promoter in the history of the sport no one even comes close There's Karna Magreger Can we bring up that what you review him on the red carpet just blown out.

1:02:05Oh, yeah out of his fuck If you guys why acting is harder than that's just a clickbait bullshit headline that you fell for son reveals why This is a harder time time consumption You can do it. I can't I can't go ahead acting is harder Time time I gotta see him to cuz he's on coke for the same Time consumption and it's not just acting and fighting No, you gotta dude get fired up So remembering the line and you have some things You got it You got it. Let me see him say it so I can just give me a little bit. We just need a little It's just a difficult game and a lot more difficult than I give it credit Would book it's like column Tyrell.

1:02:59Yeah, he's dumb There's the lady I Time consumption Time time consumption time consumption it takes a lot of sitting around It's your acting. You're gonna be on a set 16 hours a day You're probably gonna be sitting around for 10 waiting for your specific your Connor You're not Jake little and all you're gonna be waiting around for your line Yeah, we don't need you again till tomorrow this time mate. What was it like when you kissed that cowboy For real, did you really kiss him was a CGI do it do a counteract for me Toy consumption. What was it like when you kissed the cowboy? Yeah, you fucked up so hard to kill them so bad I'm not that good Hey, oh, dude, cuz your f**k is ass.

1:03:59It was just shame, but he wasn't into it. It's correct The shame of it that lost the Oscar to some bullshit that was a great movie. Do you think it's a good fucking movie? Ang Lee and you're what? I did the Hulk. Yeah, both of us the Eric Banner Hulk. That's a good one. That was a good one. That was the first CGI Hulk Hmm Eric Banner is it. That's a good hunk dude. Oh, Australia. He's a good He's one of my favorite hunk. He's a great hunk. He's grapter oiled up though, bro. That was a little Bronson No, no, that's Tom Hardy. Oh, that's right. He's awesome. He lead. What did Eric, but but Eric Banner did a movie early on that was really good Eric Banner.

1:04:46Yeah, Eric Banner's oh, that looks like I saw look at those tits look at them tits Damn, he's got some pants. No, it was about the the guy the guy the jail guy Gregory Beck. Who was it about? What was that? Gladiator The movie about the guy that was in jail. It wasn't Bronson What was the movie about the guy that there's some crazy Psychotic guy that was like an australian chopper. That's one of the bad Foggy do that's a fucking great movie man. That was that was Wonson Chopper chopper chopper chopper is about this dude. Can you show me the the the tunnel again? It's about this dude who's like this crazy fucking criminal an australian australia is most notorious criminal mark chopper read in his years of crime interest in violence drugs and prostitutes Fucking crazy Eric Banner knocks it out of the park I'm not sitting out of the park in that movie.

1:05:41It's a great movie. I feel like he's out sitting out I haven't seen him in a while he's been chill. He's just being a honk dude. He's probably waiting to get up. Oh my god Can you see this? Oh, we can't play it because of fucking YouTube Listen YouTube. I love you, but come on Don't get silly YouTube videos Oh, no, it's like our favorite thing. That's what we do we can play them, but then I have to all get cut out What about TikTok? What? It's a problem with cop movies Do you show you got some movies? No, but I mean there's one of those You little are in Israel Where's dreams got dashed? This is all bullshit Learned the whole little little little little learn it already.

1:06:27Do you remember the moment? We decided that you're gonna fall out of religion where I was like, oh hold on fuck away. So a lot of time What was the moment? It was night 19 in Israel. I drew a slow. Oh you were there. Was there a thing that I was there? Was there a thing that happened? Yeah, I was just like mom. I'm done This is okay. I mean Yeah, the iron dome got bombed or just they said I just remember it I was I was like if we can't show YouTube we got to find funny videos and I have a very funny video I guess in the end of the jamo god damn it. What can we show? It's so annoying the thing is if you have the volume and they see the image You get hit with a copyright claim.

1:07:00Ah copyright. Wouldn't they want to be on here? Yeah, you got my first look we're fucking doing an ad for chopper Yeah, exactly that fucking movie was awesome and Eric Bano was awesome. I'd never heard of it Uh, there you go. That was the big movie that he made it was he magic with the other guy from Westworld It's real similar to Bronson. No, isn't it? I've never seen that one. But what isn't Bronson like a similar situation? It's like a crazy criminal guy. Yeah, that's why I got mixed up But you know what Tom Hardy is doing to you too. He's a sexy man. Yeah, I think Tom Hardy kiss guys too He's that Tom Hardy no effing way Tired of pussy.

1:07:35He's so good looking. He probably got tired of pussy. Yeah Look at him. You know who's in band of brothers? He was a warrior briefly better on this right in the best series of all time everyone no one gives a credit good good series That's crazy people give a credit man. It's never talked about it's about the wire is a mini -series because it was only one Well, they keep going on masses of air. They're still doing it. Yeah, he's his young ass. Yeah, look at his young Supple, let's get some DSL. Oh my god. What's up with? Tom Hardy and warrior. I'm hardy. Wait Tom Hardy Guys now Hachi Look at those traps.

1:08:10I don't know I'm talking hot guys Eric Banna was chopper. I got chopper confused with Bronson Good time to be a whore. Jill and Hall Jack is nice, too. He's Jack Well, he was great at the hoppa you ever see Sally yeah, nobody watched that's a good Fun I saw it on point you know what I like is a Miles Teller and bleed for this. That was a good boxing movie. Oh, yeah Bro look at that. That's a hot guy. Oh man. He was plowing with his food He looks like that guy got in fucking serious shape That's ridiculous. He's hotter than his sister right medicine. All right, so this is I gotta tell you guys this underrated movie Oh, it's about Vinnie Pazienza.

1:08:59Yeah shit rules. Yeah, hold on. I sent Jamie this video. It's I My friend Nate Marshall. I told him I wouldn't share this the black. He is black. Yes. He's got the unblock. Jesus Black he's the number one. He's the best black out there. Yeah Jesus Christ. So we were in the blacks of preps. So this is me Santino and big cat were a bar stool We're shooting around That's Santino. That's me that's big cat Nate Nate said he was he was he was like I'm not I'm gonna wait Tell everyone's gone to shoot the ball because I haven't shot in a while. Yeah, but While we're still out here picks one up wait till you see this fucking shot Oh He's not the black anymore I take it We were everyone was like He didn't make it to the pain What the fuck let me say it again.

1:09:58You gotta see the first one Ted Cruz That's a duty severely overestimates his ability to throw things Oh, the basket I've been there. I've been there. That's a tough feeling He hasn't had his back and hasn't even hit the arc. Has he ever played? No chance. No chance He's a Fisher. Liz and I talk a lot of shit, but my 10 year old beat me in horse once. Oh That's well sucks, but you're not black. You're not expected anything of you. What the fuck was that? Yeah, fuck yeah, she's ten. You guys see Bobby Kelly working out. No, he does that We got videos of Bobby Kelly working out. Yeah, what is Bobby?

1:10:39We got video Jones. Oh, he's my Tyson throw basketballs No, Mike Tyson's terrible He's awesome at fucking people up though terrible at basketball So what is John doing? He's gonna dunk. No, he can't dunk. No, it hit him on the head Yeah, you're the Connor try to throw a full full full full. None of the U .S. He goes can do it John is not gonna hurt himself Yeah, like going full clip full the growing is yeah full siguro blowing his knee out which can't fucking happen sure You get a little wacky get a little wacky. He's not supposed to get a little wacky with his explosiveness though Did I tore my miniscus and my knee once wearing fucking jeans doing a kicking contest with Joe Schilling?

1:11:19Oh I tore my mini miniscus still was fucked up for like a year after that Whoo, you gotta see Bobby Kelly working out. You can't just do stuff. I know Ship breaks. Well, you gotta know your real. We're gonna look like a 50 -year -old lesbian He's good. I look like 50 just working 74 he's gonna look like a old woman working it. No, this is no 16 no found security for just they had a private work Why you fit in a shaming our friend also? Yeah, I just texted to you. Do we have to watch this? Can I see it first to decide? I feel bad I feel like you want to know why I feel like I was on the show we're talking to can I just say this before we keep going I didn't get a chance to compliment him after I just trashed him.

1:12:09I love Bobby. I love Bob. Alright. Yeah, we all love Cuz I just trashed him and then we kept moving it Bobby's my boy. I want to make sure he just did my body killed it He's great. He's a great human being. I've known Bobby for like 30 years lap man. He's fat again No, he's not oh he's back. No, no. Oh, yeah, I need to go back on the lap Another lap. He's not that fat. Oh, he's big baby. Really? Yeah, I just had him on Oh, that's no, he's normal Every time I see him, it's still like I remember the old you So every time it's like no, we're near the old man. Hot Bobby. What hot Bobby? No, I remember the fat Bobby And you haven't seen him in like two months.

1:12:49Yeah, I mean Bobby when he was like 20. Oh, that was hot Yeah, I met hot Bobby. He looked Puerto Rican. He's hair. Oh, yeah, he was with Alan the monkeys Alan the monkeys was like a comedy troop that We're doing and Dane Cook was the main guy. Oh really? You don't look any fatter. Yes, so this video him falling It's like zero This idiot He dressed he's like got a beanie. Yeah, he's got the beanie on That's bad right there. I think I'm oh shit. Oh, it's a lot of weight. Oh fuck But he had to wear with all the not let go of the weight so it didn't fall in his fucking head. It's like Pelosi in the drink Dirt he didn't let it go.

1:13:44He's still holding it. Yeah, that's a captain alive. Hump in that machine. That's a fucking five pound weight That's a 25 pounds What was he doing? That's a 25 he's trying to do decline bench press the Tell you what the fuck would he be doing get on bench because he's been working out. They want to mix it up Do you want to do some of these he needs some fucking kettlebells? There's a talk to a chain he keeps going he doesn't the second keep going he does it when he gets this keeps you funny though If he was killing this he wouldn't be as funny. Yeah, he's still trying to do it. All right. Those are eight pound weights This is my grandmother with cancer.

1:14:21Is this can we zoom in on the weight? What are we doing here? To testify yeah In his two numbers quadrary three and hands. I think it's a 6 .0 First he goes to the plates and he goes actually nah Look he's looking at his plates I think I'm gonna be scared. He's so lucky to show it again. He piece of shit More time By the way, he's an asshole to all of us so fucking He's never an asshole to me. Yeah, that's different, but I know it like I know it forever Yeah, I've known him forever. I've known him He's tall guys over five Is that issue? Yeah, he was confident when you knew newer than him. Yeah, I'm known that guy first time I met him he was I had fucking I don't like your confidence to your asshole Yeah Welcome to the comedy scene.

1:15:18He's a comedian. It's out of love. You're a piece of that. Yeah, shit But he's always like you youngsters. I'm like Ari's 51. Yeah On a good day. I'm older than your kid. He's like boss Yeah, boss is like you're a middle. I'm like I'm doing better than you bunch of fucking middle yeah Well some guys you stay a middle forever. That's it. Yeah, that was Boston. That's true And Boston why are you so fucking middle act? How's he doing good? 20 years of all he's in a arena man of all the things we just said about Bobby that he'll be mad at me saying he's like boss I just I'm curious I meant he's like boss when it comes to like talking shit Oh, yeah, and when you're new and you show up like boss will be the first guy to be like look at you Yeah, I'm asked what are you doing?

1:16:06That's true. They're both the Out of love it's also like seeing if you can hang yeah, right? Like are you gonna get upset? Some talk shit about you come on here. We're having fun so many people have told me boss was mean No, it's like he's the nicest sweet possible sweet guy Listen, there's one of the best things gonna ever happen is you bomb and then you hang out with your friends Yeah, you go. Oh my god. I just ate dick. Yeah, bro. What the fuck happened you up there? And then you're laughing you feel terrible But at least everybody's laughing and you're having a good time at busting each other's boss Yeah, I probably watched 15 people walk out.

1:16:38No, yeah It's fucking hot death dude. What happened? My gummerie my gummerie tried to do that to me the other night at the I got off stage and I was like, you know, I always do this time. I meant it because I actually did do very bad I was like fuck I sucked up there and he was like yeah, what was that? Seriously said that I was like you fucking worry about you mother fuck I went in there talking shit of myself this second somebody else was like yeah that sucked I was like don't ever worry about what I'll do He's like god, I'll never do that again I never know like we in a play together like we have a real conversation Yeah, what is this?

1:17:21You know, what are you doing right? Yeah, what was that I got a free bear claw from a dumpster?

1:17:33I went too hard on him I feel bad about well he was the best He murdered last night on a kiltoni. I mean fucking murdered fresh minute. Doesn't fresh minute every week. All right He's got a minute that style is like he could write about anything because it's so it's style And if you know who he is he's so ridiculous It's one of those things like headbird like when Mitch had bird would go on after like a rapper like they would they would Put them on after like comedy rap and it would be death But once people figured out it was Mitch had burg and you got appropriate opening acts Then people can't see it Like typical down the line comedy and they're like not as weirdo Yeah, sometimes would play music and they would have funny songs did close with that and they'd have headbird go up Man headbird was great.

1:18:19He'd go on lettering and a joke would bomb and you go I'm aware of that joke is stupid Would you never saw on late night? It was so polished yeah, my mom loves those applause breaks Mitsy she gave him two spots once he was gonna be in town She gave him two spots and then somebody called in whoever and she was like oh cancel that new guy And I was like working the phone's like comedy hero Cancel him and like yeah call that headbird guy tell him he's got one less spot Sorry, no, he's so two spots for you. Yeah, so two days out Fuck it journey dangle called in for who somebody somebody that she liked at the time whoever was I don't know It didn't matter was like the fucking headbirds can do a spot.

1:19:02I'm just fine. Was her finger that far off the pulse Yeah, yeah, by the Pulse at the time no it wasn't just that she didn't know about anything that was going on outside the store in order to give a fuck But she seemed to kind of like a gimmick She seemed like a gimmick she seemed to like a gimmick. She would have liked him then Yeah, she had some wacky ideas about like selling sitcoms and she wanted like comics It but it was that that was what was going on back in the day So you got imagine like that's why the comedy store has podcasts now Why because we all started podcasts the podcast got huge so back in the day the comedy store was seeing all these comics Developing getting sitcoms like from all the way from Chico in the man with Freddie prints You know, he was like the first the first comic you got a fucking sitcom And then there was Sanford and Sun was that along that time with Red Fox and then it was of course Roseanne and Tim Allen and Sin fell then Brett Butler so that was the formula everybody wanted to get a fucking sitcom So midsy have these ideas of like developing sitcoms So she took created these like characters you should be this guy.

1:20:05Right. She named men see you. She Yeah, she's right, but it was not there's that was like a bunch of different things like she made she wanted people to do things There's not as bad as like some some comic club owners had terrible fucking suggestions. Yeah Playing grab as trying to kiss me or something Kiss My buddy open for Gallagher and he was you know Joe list and You should do a whole basketball thing like you come on stage with a basketball and then dunk it and then do your act and List was like Like a kid rock was kid rock will hit you with advice. Oh, he was hit me was like you dressed like a you dress like shit up there You should be wearing a suit and a bow tie like the boats in actual like those guys used you could really separate yourself Yeah, I like it.

1:21:04It's like I'll never I'll never get rough. Yeah, I'm thinking he's right. He was the first to FaceTime me after us and I'll be like He FaceTime he was like how do you think you did Are you calling me to tell me I fucking bombed you dickhead?

1:21:25How do you think he was fucking me he's funny, but how do you think you did I like You should get a bow tie that was like that was pussy shit He said It's already said no, no, I know but for him that's he's all he saw my stand -up show was like you're not going hard enough Oh, wow, you need to say like the N word That wasn't his actual note for the record share Alright, I'll get rowdy though. Oh, we haven't done this since you did SNL We did yeah, yeah, I did I don't think we did I don't think we did no I He nuggets behind the scenes that no one knows you know green room Nothing was it yeah, yeah, yeah, and podcast spill over so much I don't know.

1:22:10I was it was so weird such a fucking corporate thing you got in there finally I like what a completion of fucking of a storyline. Yeah, it was fun Oh, but it seems like a fun night. It is a fun night. It is and fuck around the party my family was a the party kind of sucks when you're the When you I've been to the party a bunch of times and it's great. Yeah, sometimes it sucked even no other guy We're like hey, we're gonna say goodbye. We're not a fucking person. I thought I didn't drink the whole time I just say hello. Thank you goodbye to every single person who's there But yeah, it was exactly like a wedding did it feel like like a ride a passage?

1:22:44What did it feel like for you? It's a cool win? It's a cool I think it's nice for that. I mean obviously it just brought the story back up again. Yeah But you were defended quite a bit, but it was also it's like honestly this was like them saying sorry Yeah, exactly that's what it was admission of guilt The closest they can come to an admission of guilt. Yes, which is what it worked Is an acknowledgment of talent? It's like recognizing hate this guy might be one of the biggest comics ever and it's happening right now and we should probably get Bombore. Yeah exactly. It's too late. Don't go 20 years.

1:23:22I also took it. I agree But it's an it's annoying with the cancel shit because they go he's doing great. What are you talking about? Like what he's also a good comic who worked his way up and has a sketch show and all this other shit and sells a ton of tickets Well, they have to acknowledge it. Yeah, but that's the thing that isn't that always the goal just to become undeniably sure Yeah, but if you were doing that well and not doing well like nationally, they wouldn't be like He's still a zero apology if he wasn't doing exactly Listen Listen to listen to listen to listen to you suck, but I'm saying it's better not huge You still got fucked.

1:23:59It's better for everybody if they don't say the words. It's better for everybody Everybody knows the truth, but it's better for everybody Because it also keeps them silly they stay silly. What do you mean silly you say? You say you stay ridiculous you stay like your red you made ridiculous decisions. Oh, and you got kind of a ridiculous enterprise You you stay ridiculous you stay ridiculous enterprise. Yeah, that's what it is It's a one starship ever you got this thing You're trying to be the fastest runner and you're wearing 150 pounds in your back and you had a fast runner and you dropped them.

1:24:35Yeah, it's like stay ridiculous Don't apologize stay on the course. They go back to it's better for Gile Enkeying. Don't sing a song run up here Oh, no, I agree. I just get a note. Yeah, look. I thought it was a nice. I thought it was nice Yeah, I think it's good like if we're gonna talk about all the like culture shit I think it's cool. They brought me back and it's cool. I said yes. I think it's a nice moment for I don't want to be a you don't want to be a guy that's like yes fuck everybody that said fuck me. Yeah, exactly I don't want to do that. It's like a while. Can we just stop and that's what they they offered the fucking olive branch They were the one to They should it's great and they should they did the right thing They did the right thing because all people were just like back back pressure forever that I hate once and you know like no They did the cool thing everybody The tide is going It's just you steer into the weight and also they got caught up in it They got caught up and everybody did everybody got caught up in it And so I I don't have any problem with that don't you think that shit is just less effective now 100 % I know TMZ try to do a whole thing I was wonderful every single tweet about it Because I'm a psycho and it was like I like it be more now bigger fan.

1:25:42That's hilarious. Thanks for this This is a great club Z knew what they were doing. There was another one too with that I didn't care with like an Asian comic and how do you feel about it? I'm just kidding. It's just from they got fucking what's his name? They got a total Corkey Corkey from life goes on. Yeah, they interviewed him about my TMZ got him That's a Live Corkey was like that was fine dude. We're human. We're allowed to be made fun of it was like oh yeah Corkey that's gonna be a sketch Corkey honest still around I'm corkey is going strong and chugging along. He's a go getter that kid Yeah, big and weirdo Yeah, it's own show That's right.

1:26:23Yeah, that show was the the wildest thing they got put a guy with Down syndrome at the Star of a show Oh, yeah, quite a noggin. He's not a He's very high function. He's still the That's a powerful role is he's still the reference to reference. He's yeah, oh like down syndrome I don't want to get I don't want to get Billy Elliot tonight. Don't you go? I don't want to get go No, no, no, I'm saying on the record There's a thing with whatever people with Down syndrome can have higher significantly they have regular IQs a lot of time and huge dicks, but you know the You know the the Louis Montre or whatever is like they burn your house down you build a couple twigs and leaves with a house And they go he's got a house.

1:27:10Yeah, yeah, like well I had a mansion and now I'm living in a Twig hut. All right. I hear they're not happy unless you're I hear but what it's to focus on it's great that SNL. No, there's no, no, no, no, the truth that is true though It was a that was like a thing that I was worried about was I was like this I should say something in the monologue No, I'm not saying no, but the idea is that because I'm hosting they're gonna go see right We didn't do anything wrong. No, you did the right thing right. We didn't do anything wrong. Look. He's no fun Don't look that up. Please Yeah, I'm gonna make it quick great.

1:27:42We know exactly it was perfect. It was a perfect way to handle it You used to have a great joke of the that New Jersey room But like a waitress, because what I know you At the time because you were like the topic of every single time someone would be like I'd see like for real it would always be like an Asian woman would come up to me and be like you were really funny What was your name? Can I look you up? And I'd be like please don't Literally if you'd looked me up the first thing would be like hate Asians Man true at all. Yeah, I get to watch them. Yo You said there was a wage was like hey, that was so funny.

1:28:23What do I know you from you like I've been here before it's good No, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm trying so hard like I've been so yeah, I think I've been here. We probably don't yeah Well Yang likes you Yang's the bro. I love Yang Wrong Whatever we don't need What else is going on Yeah, yeah, what'd you do this time you must be in trouble. It's been a week If you stay offline, that's the key I don't even know about this one. No, not I just got there. I've just reached not online. Yeah, you're a not online. I'm not online good for you I SNL knocked me out of it this special when I put out my Netflix special.

1:29:09I deleted like Twitter Twitter, of course and I deleted red it because I was reading those Reddits really everyone smile slip back in that you were the app that's how much since SNL I've been way off because I know You don't want I try to tell everybody saying I suck for sure listen There's gonna be a bunch of people you think everything sucks You're dealing with giant numbers when you're dealing with giant numbers each individual seems significant Even if they're fucking morons you never want to talk to Beethoven symphony has bad comments Tell you Yeah There's always a trick You can't be focused on that It's a Beethoven this is why it doesn't work you got to think about it in a numbers way So it the human brain is designed to recognize threats and problems when everything's great You don't think about it.

1:30:04So if you have ten ten positive people Shane you're the fucking man That's great one guy goes this guy's lame as fuck tired of this kind of act so fucking I see what I'm saying so You got nine people to think you're awesome one douchebag thinks you suck and now when you scale that up to millions and millions of people and Who's writing comments the majority of them are disgruntled people that are unhappy with a position life? You think toothpaste feels that way when they're like who the fuck was that one dentist?

1:30:39That's that's not a shit won't recommend me I've done for you. What else do I have to show you? I know what you're doing right now and I appreciate it game recognize game You drink one motherfucker. I'm drinking on I've been drinking them. I'm talking. No, you're not You guys got to catch up. I feel like the pod just got started the pod did just I'm We got that mushroom chocolate's not fucking around Kick them oh yeah, it's good. I can't look at the screen anymore. It's too wavy Boy imagine if they didn't make all that stuff illegal they didn't do the Manson thing and they just like let psychedelics roam Maryland What would no the other one?

1:31:19That one too. That one too. I mean Charles He's that one too. They walked her to they definitely walked her right?

1:31:33So many fucking Yeah, she apparently was talking and she she banged both of them she banged both brothers Yeah, Bobby and a Jeff do you think the second one was on recommendation from the first probably get her My brother My brother was good way to have Bobby's clock You're too fucking crazy for me. I've got a run of country if you think I feel Jeff That's not what you can do for me You can do for my brother In the CIA trying to kill me. I don't have time for your nonsense Why some say come on the face Do you think that one brothers watching her at the whatever the inauguration was when she's singing in front of the wife and The other brother just looking at his brother trying either way took a shot in the face to Imagine you're the president and you're banging everybody and everybody knows but nobody talks about it No, I don't know about it.

1:32:32That was the world back Yeah, it was just got you in bros. This is being bros. Everyone was being bros No, it was being what I said earlier. I think it has merit to it like who do you want? Do you want the warmonger or the pussy hound?

1:32:47Yeah, just keep them keep them On the side she's making a face. She's probably spit Look at that The playwright she married to see Williams she yeah, no She Playwright, yeah, she married Demaggio Demaggio like we put flowers on her are they're Miller are they're Miller? Yeah, the Demaggio almost rough why? Because you put flowers on her grave They loved her and this was like wow Wasn't like the overlap between Kennedy and Demaggio over that. Oh, that's a good. She was fucking killing his High Look at this fucking did you got some you look like the guy from the wire you got a lot. Oh, yeah, I didn't get a little Nulty yeah, you got a lot married in there.

1:33:52There's a little Friedland Like that women like that are they're just a drug. Yeah, it's a drug. It's they it's fucking John McAfee's meth Yeah, you get Dumb fucking bitch it every high level fucking hard Much of the meeting up and it's like hey Miller you're brought your dumb fucking When you're sexist, I don't think she was Oh, yeah, she was fucking high level level crazy IQ higher IQ than Einstein no way give it a go there is no Let's bet I'll bet your million dollars. I'm sure it's only internet. There's no way Millions Five bucks respectable 20 20 20 that's an old page 20 Further records that TV paid more oh my god, I think she get a higher Guess how much money you get paid to host us now how much third 1300 50 grand 1700 Thousand knowledge.

1:34:51Oh More than I thought is that why do we rated we rated 21 jump streets? Fucking Five weeks of work. We rated 21 jumps 21 savage Wait, so what is 21 get musical guests like a 10 Get more they don't have to work. You got a little more 21 to miss if Bounces back if that is what like the first step and then bouncing back and the next week Having more wild shit who big big big So why it went it went fucking guys guys saying gay and retarded to Massive massive awesome tits are back You don't know city swing. She's Yeah, that's that's John McAfee's meth. Yeah, that's why she's at the party are you piece of shit?

1:35:51Well the 90s are coming back. He brought back guys. He's a guy. I'm looking like a He's gonna bring her wherever the fuck she wants to go. Do we need timeless there she is wow And congratulations congratulations to her genetics. I love when you see a story like that She addresses those Glenn Powell rumors and I'm like I don't even know what you're talking about well Someone wrote a mom I don't care. Ari, you know, she's got to talk about some things that I've been news You know, it's probably not really her act Ari's like rock sucks I The tragic truth about Marilyn Manson's Concealed intelligence.

1:36:28Thank you. Oh, no, her fame a lot of how many who is this reminds the camera lady It is said that she was a star brilliant with a high IQ there you go, but it doesn't say it's higher than I Higher than Albert Einstein. It's unproven, but it does say that was as high as 168 Einstein was 177 was he 160? No, I know I know this is a is a urban Okay, it says some believe oh, I believe that she was an alien Some believe different illegal Either it's a tweet it has to be real it's verified does it have community notes if not Jamie, all right, that's a wash no, so you'll be fine No, it's it's no more proven than you I'm just certain that that's not true Is no community notes is for go with that?

1:37:20How come there's no community notes on that same Well, can we amplify it? I want to the migrant meeting oh, yeah, what's the meeting with all migrants in my neighborhood? What to do with them? What'd you do? What'd you say said kill him? Meeting like this is like fucking in someone's basement no, it's in a community center Well, you do protect our community all that whole line around the neighborhood of like new migrants Well, if it isn't like they're gonna piss in the bushes, so we either got to raise they all sound like me They only got to raise money for porta -potties or they're fucking pissing on the bush Well, you're part of the hell so the good Good luck to share guess what porta -potties are gross.

1:37:58They're gonna keep pissing in the bushes No, they'll piss in him if we tell him to piss in put if we get him that but we're not they're not gonna get it to him Yeah, but they were not gonna regular porta -potties They're gonna want all like a good one. They can sit down in with a little sink in it. They'd rather go behind a Portable bathroom. These aren't these aren't like parties are just a hole with a fucking Disgusting They set up porta -potties ever saw the drunks instead of pissing in the park they'll piss on the nose. They still do it Most of them, but don't a few dude pee on trees, right?

1:38:27That's what I said Don't be an animal fucking piss in these that we set up so we can have the trees tomorrow and you're sober No, I don't think your piss kills trees. No, I don't think so No way it does No, I'll tell you what dog if 200 people a night fucking piss in them listen to me dog dog piss kills your lawn Yeah, yeah, man dogs like if you have girl dogs just squat and pee boy dogs want to like mark So boy dogs piss on things but girl dogs just squat so they leave these little dark puddles in your lawn like they Kills the grass. What? Don't drink girl dog pee What what what what wouldn't the forest be ruined by like Well animal piss it's a good question.

1:39:09It's a good question. Um, I know there's a lot of squirrels A lot of I think grass is pretty unnatural as it is But they're always putting the trees like don't let dogs and pisses a little feel the tree What's that jamming in the UK? They have urine deflectors everywhere because people pee all over the buildings I mean it's they set up porta -potties look at the porta -potties in the park you're in deflectors. What's a deflector? So it won't catch in a corner forever Also, you can't piss on it because it'll splatter on you. Yeah, so just step back or no or just won't gather in a corner Yeah, I drink piss.

1:39:42It's pretty wild. Just assume people are gonna pee on that or they're stopping people They can't get underneath the piss up. So if it they're gonna be so like let it drip away from the fucking crevices Should have put that on the archaelie It's weird. Remember when we were talking about the there's this P and poop everywhere in the Yeah, oh yeah Preplumbing they said they're having a problem with some people that come from other places to new cities where they just still decided to shit on the ground Because I don't know they don't know the other thing. They've been doing their whole life. It's like I don't care I'm just gonna shit after shit.

1:40:16I'm not gonna go to some little Closet that smells awful when I get in shit right here. I see a human shit in New York all the time all the time You could tell you could tell because you're like That's a fucking person one I know It's got pretty it's like you're praying to the Lord of piss They just go in there and piss on a wall. It's so well made It's not incredible. Look at the artwork involves. I know what craftsmen were we had back I would love those right now New York is a place that's three quarters and close to go in and piss on a wall look how beautiful that looks beautiful It's like vintage public urinal in Paris Amazing We're looking at look how beautiful these public urinals used to be peace wire This while look at the other ones though show show Shane the other ones you showed the New York City one Oh, look at that one right there really cool look at that one.

1:41:11That's in Paris. That's insane But show the whole thing so you can see the top look how beautiful that fucking thing is It's like a subway entrance, but it's not amazing like the craftsmanship they have that Standard some guy got a higher and big bucks to do that and they had little ads on a side. What was that ad for like a price though? 15 minutes I'm sure you're blown in there as well. Is that what it says? What is MTS? What is a Bulgeau you must be digestive depository is what this is? Interesting. Well is that below it? It's not a price A15 I don't know if you have to pay to use it because that would be nice.

1:41:50I don't know if they're probably doing Yeah, what does a 15 me? Oh, it could be minutes watch the close the door because the dogs really want to get in here Come back yet die in 15 minutes 1875 all the New York subway bathrooms had to be locked up. They still have that though now Those like public bathrooms, but I don't have like the national guard subway now or something. Yeah, it's bad The lady got stabbed. It was a shooting Good time. Oh What is it? I don't know it's getting wacky that whole letting everybody in thing is just Crazy, I think this is what I think that might have been 15 minutes people started using them as places to talk for private Conversation That's not a podcast room Yeah Inclose automatically self -coding unit.

1:42:46Yeah, in 1980 they replaced systematically 1980 By the good run 1980 hundred years 105 Dude, it seems like the 80s are so recent, but if you had to go back and live back then like you would when I grew up You were in a different world. Yeah, you left the house. You were gone. Yeah Where you were there's two pictures of you one when you were like When you were 10 this fucking no one has real evidence that you were ever alive. Yeah, you just Just people would vanish. I think about that a lot when I'm laying in bed I think about like my parents in the 80s and the 90s and just you just go out to dinner you go to a friend's house You skateboard all day.

1:43:26You don't know where anybody is. It was nice. It's way better We have to think about it when I grew up people would open the window and yell for their kids. Yeah, they would yell Get home That's great But now people would tweet and go this mom is a little aggressive that she's a little controlling. Oh, yeah The homeowners association they all gathered kicked that people When I was a kid I lived in San Francisco and then we moved to Florida and then we moved to Boston We moved to Boston. We used to a place called Jamaica plane. Oh, yeah, Jamaica plane was it was rough back then It was kind of we didn't have any money and our next door neighbors were in a punk band And the fucking entire basement they converted to like a session place And so they had carpet like seven eight layers of carpet.

1:44:16Those are own sound deadening and it was so loud. Yeah, like you didn't we looked them up once It was Allison James death in the shopping mall. Oh And the I remember the they're the song my baby is a mutant Oh, you know, this music. Oh, yeah I heard them sing it 150 times. Wow. Were they any good? They're pretty good if you're into that kind of music and I would go down that I they like let me watch them perform Like watch some rehearse. I was like eight Dan. That's pretty cool I guess I wasn't eight now. It's 13. I was like because that was Boston. Yeah, I was thinking San Francisco But that was Boston and so these people were like they recorded this There's a good video.

1:45:01I think that's available on YouTube or the song at least the songs available on YouTube The different time when I we built this mini ramp in my backyard and every kid in the neighborhood would use it There it is. These are these guys. Oh look at that. What's that Jamie? Not the song you asked for but I found the Oh, they're working another one man on a tight rope they go going 200 two thousand views It's probably all We're gonna get copyrighted by then that's what you allowed to you can check for one time Did you ever go over and knock on the door and go hey quiet down a little bit? No nobody did that back then It was just a weird time if you consider how people grow up today if you grow up today You're growing up in the weirdest time.

1:45:44I know it's forever. It's kind of fucked ever But it's like every civilization has to deal with that when they invented the printing press they when they invented cars when they invented airplanes Every generation has had to deal with like some new weirdness. Oh Told you get the fucking Eagle beer ball Might be early, but I gotta pee all right behind the microwave Now then I got in here. I was like damn I shouldn't get in we can't we can't play the America fuck yes Why cuz we'll get copyrighted. I'm sure there's a copy on the internet like a don't you can't you reach out? It's we love the same as a group.

1:46:27I don't think we think we We gotta get it. We'll say The motherfucking day America Hey Kid rock on all his music I don't know we should call If we asked him if we could use American badass Hmm, that's just as ridiculous and always so we're not allowed to have fun and use music anymore. What'd you guys sign?

1:47:16On YouTube again, damn Let's go back to 4chan. Why can't we play Spotify music? That's what I'm saying because they were Because he good there's like a Just just believe it out for them No, he can't do that You probably could Who needs a radio when I can say mock I think that's a copyright I think I They took a breath of The fuck mark so what's going on with you guys now that marks going I'm tired all his quips He's been he needs to get more fucked up. He's not he has no quips is no Yeah, he's always ready trying to build it. He's not doing it. It just hasn't presented itself. Don't force the genius And the door is open Bob man Bandit's trans sneak into dude you get outside that door this fucking two dogs band it can't do it He wanted to hold Carl so bad, but we'll band it fuck things up.

1:48:50We're sure she's cool. Yeah, hey band it My last time I've seen a chook Shut up, dude. She's trying to cut short never once ever Has she been around courts? No, I've been here. Yeah, only for a brief. It's your words. Hi bandit. She's a sock. That's a good. No. She wants her daddy. She does Yeah, she's super When when Ari was inside before she was sitting outside the door just sitting staring up at the door Knowing that he was in that room. It is a cute dog, but it is Autistic. Yeah, why say that? It's going for bad lights. She's one of those dogs It's like a it's not a dog It's more of a cat just look it's there.

1:49:35It's like a fun. It's a quiet weird. You know, I mean it's a skinish dog It's not skittish. It's like fireworks. That's that's literally every dog. There's like fireworks. No, but look at it's quiet Just walking around weird dude. It's a very serious dog. She is there. She's a girl. This is solemn dog She's sad girl if you're trying to insult there won't work. She is something. I'm just saying you guys There's types of dogs You've seen these types of dogs Solem so it something has so on so on so on so on You're fucking doors open Yeah God damn it mark anybody wants a guard? I'm okay. I'm a whole new foundation delivery hell yeah Some freshies they're both dogs in here just one I know Ari's gay dogs here.

1:50:24I know all right. We're trying to have a good time with your gay dog Ruining everything are you have a Band -in on this dog. There's a blood rep y 'all sit guys. He's in the West bro. He's a Texas obviously he's got a bucket band -in on Green last week Might was having why did I have green on to the environment? Thank you. You're people. Oh nice. Yeah By the way of the IRA free Palestine Try it. They love Palestine those mix they really do Well everybody they've been through it loves our underdog and when you were the underdog forever They've been through it. Yeah, they end words of your I mean they literally they understood it's brought What I said Northern Ireland and I saw the fucking cars the police cars that are still day armored with big steel plates all around Because the IRA bombs how you found it we need headphones otherwise we're gonna talk over each other It's gonna be very annoying you have to have headphones are you particularly you know Everyone and literally no doing worse.

1:51:26I just Just jointed off -hand conversations the thing it's it's When you're listening it's so hard. I know we're having a good time But I'm telling you it was worse earlier. Yeah, it was bad at one point first hour. It was rough I never take the headphones off. I was like well, we'll find our groove Damn, I took him off. I had him on in the beginning It made me feel bad because we were talking over each other with him on on everybody had him on We all have on it's cuz you are you dude no really no one had him on no We all did and then you ruin it Is this supposed to look like you Destroy of worlds All right going back in all right, you're next for sorry When I was I went there a couple years ago and she was like give me a tour.

1:52:19It's pretty cool Will you go to the premises and he goes if you go in the back way I was like can I go back there see what's there he was like yeah, there's nothing there And I'm like kind of walk through the doors he goes yeah, but this is superstition that If you walk through before you're actually hosting you'll never host And I just looked down for like five seconds. I was like oh yeah, I'm going back there What are we talking about superstitions? Yeah, especially when it comes to that like oh no you're gonna take away my five grand I Could not believe they're like I got you guys signed these contracts and I was like all right And they're like in the then then then we'll pay you know, it's like how much is Like it's five grand you get five grand But your agent gets 10 % your manager I get for a week of words.

1:53:06Yeah, I know that's hard work the most stress. Yeah, you'd be fine if I did it on you I could see it on you. Yeah, I was fucking stressed out. Yeah, yeah You had both sides on your shoulder. Yeah, but you know what dude you went through it and you went through it bigger than ever It's like that's the beautiful thing about it. You go through it bigger than ever and it worked out It worked out. It's great and it showed that you're awesome at sketches and it turns people to gillian keys Which is I think the best sketch show on the internet. Thanks fucking awesome and it was The fucking old man's dad Oh, the best fucking sketches I have ever seen There's a you got a gang of them at the Trump speed dating.

1:53:42It's fucking genius shit. This is That's all. Yeah, right. You got some genius genius shit and that's the best part is that it it it sends people towards the real shit Independent comedy sketches that are done by the people that are actually funny. There's no one fucking with them There's no network notes. There's no executives. There's no Water and up the fucking chili It's just Yeah, don't speak or water. Don't fuck with that dude. I already had it last time Don't fuck with the Carolina Reaper wicked cars beefed out night mark boneless Huh boneless for the truth. Well, I want to take a mushroom You want to have him fucking block earlier.

1:54:22You're fine. It's time for America. It's time for America. It's time to take America back Mark we got to take America back Come on man. Yeah, hold on Drinking for it. You had two fucking You're gonna be drunk on that when comics read deck. I'm gonna go how about around plus the troops everybody. Yeah The ladies yeah, who's there who's having a birthday first date? How about a lot of them? I'm a pause for the ladies You're a boxer at bombing and it's someone's like who's having a birthday in the audience but no, you're not including me Right now. I wouldn't you over there. That's you are a most unreasonable people like me Yeah, 45 year old white woman is there's a herbarant thing especially if you don't have special days That's the only special day well that in the bachelor's house most days suck except for 90 day fiance when that's on It's awesome My lady watch that that is a wild jump in a world That's the one lady show I can see The threats to marriage Did you would if marriage like this is like the argument against gay marriage?

1:55:43It's like a bad for the institution. What is it the institution of marriage? Like what about this? What about fucking have reality show what we decided to get married after 90 days That's actually day for 90 days and then they got to get married in my you got to pick one of these hosts and that's not even There's like there's other ones like the bachelor or like lovers blunt like they don't even talk to each other and then they get engaged That's way worse than gay marriage and you don't know like what they even look like until you meet 90 days America makes America a great because they're willing to leave this Country to go live in like Pensacola in a condo It's great for China.

1:56:30It's great for China. China's like look at these idiots. Yeah, look at learning not learning math. We're doing Over in China every day. It's like fucking the ninja show Ninja Yes, there's all like fucking chess puffing and they get rid of all femininity on television I've been China's TV is just ours 10 -15 years ago. I bet Chinese TV is ours if we had fucking control Well, they don't let us take control Yeah You want state control tell them to take control Yeah, we need American need to stay control Real man real man real man. Well, they're just guys engineer. I know nonsense daddy's home. Yeah, we need just Tom Hardy Isn't it funny that that's like everybody really kind of wants the big daddy in the sky to take care of everything?

1:57:26There's a plot of a Marvel Every Thor's brother You want to be led you want to be led it's the big daddy in the sky You got the for skin. Thank you. Oh, you're good. Oh my god Carles like ice Carles don't get banged dude. It unlike Jews Carles definitely three -pastine. Oh, yeah, I think so carles definitely up the rock Carles grumpy. Carles like he reads a newspaper. I think Carl does now have strong convictions and he could be persuaded in either direction Yeah, his eyes are about to pop it in his head if the Jews win this one He's going to go with the money as if Boy if you want to convert the Jews they make it hard you guys make it probably the hardest I know that It's crazy There's a lot going on you want to be sure you're ready.

1:58:29They don't make you take a tattoo to least How did Sammy Davis pass that's such a wild flex for a woman to force you to convert to get tattooed It's a wild flex well the for skin looks better when it's gone That's a wild one you got it you got to have a circumcision you can make a chicken bird Because like I don't care. We'll say it whatever but I like to chop your fork or skin off and risk infection and death in the long Of your dick at 37 that's how good that pussy is yeah, well my friend got circumcised at 33 and he's happy by the way Tip for everybody you can just lie to the in -laws tell me did it well You just said you don't actually have to do it so what you just said is the ultimate anecdotal experience My friend Mutilated and he loves it.

1:59:15He kept getting infected A lot of smagman Tell you friend to clean his dick. What kind of dirty mother fucker? Well, he's getting dick infections. He's Indian yeah Indian fella What what do you blame in that on? Well, I'm just saying it's a lot of curry But curry coming out of your dick. What are you doing? You're gross eating like an elephant Well Tossing in your mouth Tossing fucking curry chicken in your mouth with your dick slum dog that's ridiculous This is saying it gets in there the bacteria. Yeah. Yes. Who's on circumcised here anybody? No way J. Mo J. Mo Carls in the circumcised carl you haven't heard of such call yet decent right?

2:00:07I can do better circumcised let's I'll talk to a guy I think we might have talked about before you guys ever see a dog's dick. Yeah, I see dogs dig every day of the week No, no, I'm talking about My dog in the morning. No, no Actually, the bone. Oh, yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, it's a real bone. So weird looking at Oregon at the old studio We had a walrus one a petrified walrus How old was that fucking thing? I don't know. Where is it? Where's that wall? I am the walrus Who could chew you ever seem get hooked up back? You know, that's right. It's called a back. Yeah, yeah Never seem get hooked up two dogs That was go Quantum leap That's right time travel show Like the early 2000s Early 90s early 90s.

2:01:09Wait, you's quantum leap dude mid Is there anything one where he hops into a Down syndrome guy? Yeah, he opens the open just bedroom door and the mirror shows a Down syndrome guy and he's like I'm retarded. That's him. Oh my god Do it from the beginning. Oh, I'm doing from the beginning Because I'm retarded Bro, that's the language they used on dramas TV back then Damn it's oh my god By the way every female comics like you know what it's like getting attacked by the way you look I'm like have you seen gillus's page? All day That's a different idea what it's like to get made fun of for how you look.

2:02:05Yeah, it's all I did some idea It's the only thing I did but it's different This is why if you're a talented guy and you look like shit, you can still get late Oh, I don't look like shit. I'm not saying Not just retarded shit. Yeah, let's say let's say someone Far worse off than anyone in this room You could still Get beautiful women because you're talented. Yes. That does not work the opposite True, but they can get Puss or they can get dick without being talented and not and they cannot be hot and get it and they can be a seven again Real hard as they can not talk about all and get dick when ever.

2:02:45We're talking about mathematics Well, we've all thought the couple of dudes but those back on No, I mean mathematics in a sense that like each thing has a value to it and the more like wealthy famous except like What's that guy's name that super super fucking old dude that own fox rooper Murdoch? This dude is worth billions of dollars and got divorced right? Yeah, or it was gonna get married had this this fiance and she's like really in a christian or something But the crazy thing is he was talking about the rest of his life. He was like the second half of my life Wow, like the net like he's 90 if you see him walking around like this guy's crazy It's because this guy knows he can still sling dick Stephen Harvey got like that was his lady whoa Oh, we did it again.

2:03:32So he's got a new one. He's engaged again. He's a molecular biologist. Yeah Yo, he's 92 he just got engaged again. This is what I'm talking about That kind of cheddar Slink In the 90s there is not a woman All she's married to me. Jack. He's a mac of me Sling Maybe because women like competency, but this is the difference maybe they're attracted to the confidence that's all it is But this is why which is fine, but this is what that's what people should be attracted to that's People should be attractive. Yes, but this is why a woman can say you don't know what it's like because you don't know what it's like Because there's always this other thing.

2:04:17Yeah, but here. I'd rather be the woman. I'd rather be the woman She's If you're hot or not hot would he's not hard? Unfavorable about something that you have no control over and that's your value to a lot of people would he say the difference That's how they there's a difference The original statement though was female comics talk about People always comment on my love they were just statement. Yeah, that's all they do with me. Right. I get it It's just I think it has a different value for women. True. I can go. Yeah, whatever. Yeah I'm just so out of my ass I go off of the world. There's a thing like that separates you from everybody and that's talent and for a woman It's like unattractiveness is the trumper that's number one a hot lady Steel ugly ladies not in my adult life All is like I was a good looking guy.

2:05:16I did well. Yeah, I did all right. I got lucky I got lucky with jeans, but it's just if you're a woman and you don't get lucky that's a bad sentence Like if your whole world around you especially today if you're like that's one of the things that social media is Fuck young girls up. Yeah, you're looking at girls that are way hotter than you before they use filters Before they use filters and then they throw filters on they look insanely good and you know There's not a fucking chance in hell and that's the jeans that you got dealt the fucking hand of cards You got yeah, but then he's gonna be with that.

2:05:50Yeah, but then you get to Marriott nice guy. Yeah, yeah, you get to get to get in that world of like here's me in a picture You're like here's a nice guy. We're gonna raise a family together. We're gonna like I don't know well, there's some benefits to that. There's this benefits that I'm not in our world of fucking Guess what if Kim Kardashian wants a marry a nice guy she can't do She can huh if she decides to just go grab some nice guy He well he was the guy who is working on my house. Do you know what's gonna happen? She knows Day one TMZ. He's gonna stick a hair in there. He'll never be normal.

2:06:23He'll never go outside He won't be nice and she'll just fuck him. He won't be nice again. He'll tie him to the back and just She's day one and they'll ruin him. Yeah I don't know whatever we're having fun now Right, he's impossible. Here's the thing that that's the the super mind fuck is when people get famous like Jordan Petersen style when they get famous when he got hotter He got higher and they went loody bends you know what it is is he uh he started eating only little bonkeys little bonks Little bonkeys what do you think is bonker what do you say that's bonkers he's a little bonkies Famous famous Too famous entering rehab.

2:07:01Oh be no He unfortunately did not know the side effects of benzodiazepine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sounds like an actor The guy just took him he'll tell you he took him because he was really struggling But I think part of the reason why struggling is his wife is going through cancer. I think this is smart guy read the label I think you know it's crazy Listen man if you did something Like like if you do play golf you play golf. Yeah, right if I if I came to you but I don't play So if I came to you so what's the thing that you do that I don't do golf yeah Okay, so if I came to you go how do you do this yeah, I would just listen All right, because you do it and I don't do it So if you're a doctor psychologist you call your friend who's a psychiatrist and you say I'm going through this What should I do take this don't worry you're gonna feel way better He takes Xanax he feels way better But he doesn't realize that there's one of two things that's commonly used that'll kill you If you just jump off it one's alcohol the other is benzos.

2:08:00Oh, no is that right? He got if you're an alcoholic if you're like a full -on all day drugged and told him that No, he's doctor didn't tell him that oh So he didn't realize that until he tried to get off of him and it took like a fucking year man I got grabbed those things physically rep Peterson rules, but yeah anytime any of those intellectuals become famous They kind of stink and then there's chasing when you get fully sucked into the culture war as an intellectual Either side. I don't love it. Yeah, because then it's like you're wasting all your mental energy on the culture war And I'm not securing cancer or some like well He was always gonna play and it's also the recognize that if you don't fight against this shit It just keeps pushing and gaining more boundary more ground.

2:08:40It moves the goalpost Yeah, and you have to have really smart people You have to cry and spray you get out But that's what you're born Jimmy You're a kid Yeah, it feels that way. I know it seems crazy when you look at it out of context But if you're looking at him crying in the context of the conversation It's because he really feels like I go on crying sprees, but I keep him keep him alive Don't have a whole line. No reward. He's he's not He's just being himself And he's being himself in front of all these people in a three -piece He's being himself with all these people watching being himself in a three -piece suit It's just it's gonna dress up to go be himself and the weird three -piece sometimes are like multicolored like what do you do?

2:09:21What you think? Yeah, whatever it's cool. It's just a fame ruins a lot of people's like work It definitely they're doing great work the Kimmel same sort of thing It's like actually because I'll become a something else But it's also because you're a part of a system Jordan is not necessarily a part of a system. He's like removed from a system But then the problem becomes are you constantly fighting that system? Or are you just Speaking about things the way you see well the question is why is there a system fighting him? Why does why can't he just exist and talk about it what he wants to talk about?

2:09:52Why is someone always coming down? Because he has a lot of influence That's what I'm saying, but why why can't he have an influence? It's because why do we do attack it? It's because the internet it's because who likes him? It's just people arguing on the internet. They're like Jordan Peterson rules listen to this quote And then people that don't like the things you like are like he's actually a Nazi Right and then people that like call him a Nazi like you're gay right? Just there's no I don't like why do we be like? I thought I had something no you Notcy's never been subjective Objective term which is weird you're right.

2:10:24That's why that you would infuriate me that whole punch a Nazi thing I was like who decides? Well, he's a Nazi he's been called a Nazi. Yeah, that's a fun one. And I was like all right Well, they were called Dave Smith a self -hating Jew Because he's criticizing the way Israel's bombing the fucking shit out of Gaza free pastine The whole thing is so nuts man. It's like I should go to the labels dude. You got him. I'm on the side of Hamas I like the way they kill the Palestinians You like how Hamas is killing pastines Well the tunnels is one that you guys can read it You're saying how Hamas is killing the Palestinians yeah their own people yeah when they line them up and execute all their fucking people running against them Do they do that?

2:11:09Yeah, it's cool Well the Jews tried to have a ceasefire and then they wouldn't go with it What the Jews throughout a ceasefire like hey, let's do a ceasefire and Palestine was like no deal October 6 Yeah, no the day before yeah, pull it up. I was I'm sure the terms Dictate whether they say yes, you know the wildest thing is that there was protests in the streets for months hundreds of thousands of people protesting Netanyahu In Israel right yeah, one of the leaders you can be against your leaders. Yeah, being against the country But it was right before it happened for sure and then what happened that put a squad ready to Right to throw down no, he's ready to go brother.

2:11:53Yeah, yeah, Hamas get rid of all the old guard get somebody young in there It's a 40 year old man the thing is man the people that have gone through this you're not gonna erase this You're not gonna raise the memory of what they did to Gaza you're not gonna erase the memory of what those people in Israel experience When those dudes are fucking yeah, I'm shooting down and gunning people down and chasing down kids at a rave You're not gonna you're gonna not gonna erase that uh -oh what she thinking Hillary said it there was a see remember there's a ceasefire on October 6th that Hamas broke by their barbaric assault on peaceful civilians Scroll up so we can see that trustworthy the picture there she is all right What she said there was a ceasefire it did not hold because Hamas chose to break it No, there you go.

2:12:35Massive consistently broken cheese fire. So remember if Dave Smith was here Dave Smith would be able to lay this out Yeah, I don't know anything. We need a real Jew. I was not talking about Tony I found out about Dave because I already is a state of the country of the union state of the union. Yeah, but all right All right, baby. Smith's the smart guy. I can't keep up. Oh, he's a genius He's one of the best at retaining information. Sometimes you talk to him like wait wait Who said that again? Yeah, yeah, no, I mean he just can talk about basically any international crisis that He's investigated he investigates things at the point of like he'll be able to tell you the route of the conflict Sure as wife loves it.

2:13:16Oh That's a tough household There's no way he's only telling us that He's telling her that too. Yeah, she's probably petrified back to the female comedian thing about you're looking retard in that whole thing Well would bugs me is it it's all men's fault, but they judge each other that's true too There is a lot of lady on lady judging of appearance. All this is gonna go out the window with crisper Chris Genetic engineering. They're gonna change people and tournament We'll get all high chips that are cool. We'll always talk about his body positivity But everybody's getting Botox lap pan and they're all on a zembeck.

2:13:54Which one isn't Well, they don't want to die, but they want to pretend they're okay And they want to pretend that it's fine to be exactly how you are Because it's uncomfortable to deal with the fact you got to make some changes And so let's not make people uncomfortable. Let's let China win Let's let let Russia win. Let's keep everybody weak and fat and stupid and lazy and addicted to their phones Yeah, and then let's shut the power off All right, you just describe and shame That wasn't a pun. Well, you've been even working out bitch. That wasn't a pun usually your pun guy I got puns. Yeah, get a pun going the puns are the works.

2:14:39You can work out here with us tomorrow You want to work out tomorrow? What's tomorrow? We're bringing it back the comedian workout. Oh, I got to fly home tomorrow I thought you were home live here. No, I gotta go my parents house. Ah, oh, isn't that cute guy little fundraiser for the coffee shop Promote it tomorrow nor in mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania. It's called nor so this will come out tomorrow. So they'll nice You'll hear it. I'll be there. They'll get flooded. Oh, yeah, that's probably a mistake Yeah, but it's called no sell out check it out NOM NOU are No more no more. Yeah. Yeah All right.

2:15:17It's a good coffee shop. You got to applaud on us and L Yeah, yeah, did you get a plug? Yeah, it's a good joke before the the opening. Oh, that's right. Oh, that's right I think I did the whole So much more Yeah, I burn all the promises When you hit me one of those beers, Ari. How's the how's the new First of all, I got leaked that you were in a Tarantino thing which I think was bullshit. I'm not But then uh, I don't feel big now. I don't believe them. Yeah, I feel like I'm talking to one of them UFO guys the bullshit me As a few of those UFO guys I talked to them on your bullshit if I was at the Tarantino movie I would tell you I would tell you right away.

2:16:02You're in a fucking Daring thing I told you I don't believe me at all Now he's not in a movie. I would tell you right away. I tell you guys everything Well, Blabberman can't tell you immediately if you're in Tarantino's last movie This would be very cool. Did you meet with her time? I was like what's that? No, do you have any discussions? I've never met him in my life. He's got a lot of things through Jews never powerful Jews He's the fucking man I said that while he's like a legit movie genius He's the man would you tell me about reservoir dogs? Whether like you got to put a woman in and he's like now I just want to do the movie.

2:16:43Why would I do that? Didn't you tell me that? Or is a different guy with your face? No, different guy with your face. But I believe it. That's great. He's like now. We're doing it that way He's like this is how we're doing the movie now like you kind of get a woman in there He's like, but it's about a bank robbery what then they all shoot each other what do you talk about it? Kind of guy zero off. Yeah, yeah, and he was like no, I'm not doing it and it was a hit Just let people do their thing not a hit though underground Well led to pulp fiction. Yeah, that was the great of it in auto financial head They were both speaking correctly.

2:17:16What was the his the guy that he was a partner with in the early days made this fucking hard We won steam It's tied up right now with legal issues There were no Undisclosed This says there were no female characters and reservoir dogs because the movie took place over the course of an hour in this warehouse after the robbery after this robbery These guys aren't going to bring their girlfriends to the robbery Joe didn't happen to hire any women Drew bear Where is your gonna normal life? We gotta raise this baby you ruined your suit you got blood all over it The piano starts in the movie like fast forward Was that like movie in homage to a Chinese or a Japanese movie probably what's it?

2:18:02Jamie's not the type of back talk Is there ever been a guy that's never had one miss you're gonna be Never had a miss Say the guy What was that one?

2:18:20I don't know what you talked about it for weeks later. I was doing great. I didn't love it. I love it on the channel level I was yes, of course. I was so excited for it because Django and in glorious masters are Banger In glorious pulp yeah And by Django was like a little bit over the line of like reality whole end of fucking body up with it Yeah, but Hey, dude, I love it. I love intense. I like it. Hey put these handcuffs on it goes. No And he puts it back and you're like fucks. It's gonna go back down. Hey beat the hell out of jay Jennifer Jason Lee. Oh, that was fun. I forgot about that. Look at it with a black eye This movie got some real Rihanna Yeah Movie fucking rule movie rules Everything It's it's way too Drawing Action there was not a lot of action, but that was his response.

2:19:16That was him going shut up. I'll do my own thing It's a western who done. Yeah, it's an awesome movie. You're gonna be okay Yeah, but pulp fiction still holds up. I watch your role. That's a movie to Force gump Dumb that fucking thing Obviously You love force gump This type of thing This type of It was a good movie. It was a good movie. It was ruled. Oh, where's your pre -posting now? Was good. Gump was great, but it was no fucking pulp fiction. Shut up. Gump was No Giant dropped guys what are we talking about gump in Vietnam? Gump's a comedy. Gump is so good. This is too Gump's fucking his drill and struck me like, oh, why did you put that weapon together so quickly private gum?

2:20:17Because you told me to Jesus Christ you must have an IQ of 160 You are gonna be a goddamn general someday go this is some of your weapon and continue taste like Was that your two and your as a JP? God hear It's obviously pop their best soundtrack Gump Shut the fuck up Soundtrack for soundtrack Shoshank redemption rule Legendale Shoshank redemption rule for sure Pulp fiction at the best soundtrack Do you have a soundtrack hold on pulp fiction over gump soundtrack it reinvents of the whole what is a soundtrack? The contract was literally the quintessential American rock. It's America It's all that you get your all that you but for Like we're going having bands you've never remembered.

2:21:08They're so cool. Yeah, there's a there's a difference Close fortunate son lesca You just a collette. Yeah, but it's a collection of popular songs Is that main story? I don't know research. What do you talk? He's right. This is the most essential American song. It's great Is the definition of girl you'll be a woman to story about that song and like what is that? Listen pulp fiction fucking rules. I would probably read Jongo bogey he's read the jumping old bands that were like the son of a preacher man Where you're like? I don't even remember this song. He's like let's make a popular again Verzindy.

2:21:40Yeah, yeah For his main stream was just like here the biggest hits of each year but still great songs. Yeah, they both rule Like arguing is we can have one spare that's a problem with arguments of like Like the problem with the war it reached number 21 fired up. Yeah, we need the right on the list Let's fire it up. Let's find top sales of all time. I guarantee force comes Soundtrack we're high number 21 listen for us. God was a great movie. I was saying it doesn't mean that It's not really competition with pulp fiction or should it be the two different kinds of movies It's two different movies.

2:22:13Yeah, two different kinds of things but to sit here and say pulp fiction should have won It should have won number seven. I think it's a better movie that way better movie more iconic more lovely more iconic more people love it I don't know about I can't wait. What more girl love it cooler people love it. You're saying dumb things That would have catch up We're gonna love it. It's not by far better. It's claimed In the family in the face of evidence that shows that forest compass and superior products according to the marketplace Are you sure fear rejects this in favor of just philip Cool your career.

2:22:48You're cool. You're too. Yeah cool. Yeah, I cool. Yeah, Ergiova kill is cool. It's cool Discovering new bands is cool that soundtrack was awesome. They're I mean, I don't know how I should never hurt anyone say The forest comes soundtrack was awesome. What? Nobody now they put the yellow. I just love it great tunes. First gump soundtrack was awesome. Yeah, I know remember it at all It's On the billboard you saw the bitch. We're gonna go in the billboard. Oh my god. Look at what we got here Wow fortunate son come on dog Yeah, they're better songs. It's just as a soundtrack. It's just like Buffalo spring the doors You You How these all in it?

2:23:35You are Put the headphones on free power. It's just fucking conversation Yeah, go back to the tunnel. I hate you. Well, he put what was that plate in the tunnels tunnel? Wow It's just shinders. Look We know Everybody pauses when other people start talking because we have headphones on And we should talk We're all way to heaven No, man, at least Norman's guy call you nervous. No, just put him on Norman's got him around his chin. He can at least keep up. You know, he's nice. What? Remember the titan soundtrack That's not a soundtrack. Another classic about vision quest Vision quest. Yeah, what's that movie from the 90s fucking stoner.

2:24:46I never heard it might not even from the 90s might be like 80s It was a movie about it might be like late 80s now that I think about Let's get the mom It's a movie about a wrestler, but we're not the same. We're not allowed to play music. No, we did you see iron claw? I didn't oh you would like it It's heavy duty. What is it? Oh Come on Jamo. What's iron claw? It's a movie. It's about the the what is it? The band van hoos. Yeah, what's it? Oh, that's the one where home boy the handsome fella. Yeah, Zach Efron Zach Efron It has really well done and sad as shit. Oh Bro, that fucking the pro wrestling world is mostly sad at the end.

2:25:27Well, it's like the dark days Open Mike By the way all those open Mike high school gym wrestling matches you that's your part of your ticket that you get punched Right. You got that right you only get That's the hands of Jack Zach Efron Jesus Christ. That's the real family with the dad. It's a tragic family man I heard the very awesome. I have not seen it. Is that a waiter? I was confused I was confused you with the man with the iron fists. No, very different Which is got a fucking great soundtrack really well done shit is that's that's a good soundtrack Man with a lot of whootang. Yeah, yeah, almost god dude and there's also there's a whootang And any any soundtrack was spirit in the sky.

2:26:15There's a whootang black keys collaboration. Whoa Yeah, man the baddest man alive the black clan that was a whootang with them The one song one of the members Not in specter dick who was it? Rizzar is the reason to do soundtrack one of them cut their dick to what what yeah one of the whootang cut their dick off No way yeah give it a go Yeah, one of the lesser known as a method woman Come on, man. Specter dickless isn't the jizzle like a master level chess player High level chess player is that jizz anymore? Not the Rizzar the jizz I think the Rizzar is too With the jizzar specifically We're now at the end of music we can't we can't play You too.

2:27:04I keep asking it's a great It's yeah, that is annoying. Yeah, we remember we played a whole free bird on here. What was that we played? Oh my god That was glorious glorious I talked too much You didn't talk to it So you get the comments to lose the music Hit it. All right, there you go. Ferry put it down Hell yeah Yeah, we need some uncopy written versions of the song like call in but you can't do a cover they'll fucking Nicky with a cover Delnicia Estir from you. I love my favorite one was Connors Connors when he was talking about you when uh oh Bebe That's an illegal me shot up Joe. Yeah, yeah Call the police that's an illegal name.

2:28:09Listen. I have to do commentary on the rules No, yeah, I have to if someone lands an illegal knee I have to let the audience know it's illegal Connors talking about the About the fired up. Yeah, he's talking about the commentary. He gets fired up. Yes, he gets on Twitter He gets on voice Twitter I mean your wife DMs Joe The springbok remember the rebok while this is springbok. Yes, let me hear it Listen, this is my thing I think not only should it be legal. I think all knees on the ground should be legal 100 % I think needs to round it opponent to the head should be legal the only problem with that is the cage It's the only problem because you can't move your head out of the way If someone's got your head pin against the cage.

2:29:08I need you in the face. That's disastrous Yeah, but every other place I feel like you should be able to knee somebody in the head on top on the bottom It would stop stalling it would stop people like hanging out in the turtle position You wouldn't be able to there's a lot of reasons to stop you should have knees on the ground So I think what he did 100 % should be legal if you're on your back kind of guys on top you can kneel in the head That should be legal. There you go. Significate advantage of being on top Shut up Joe, but you should also get a knee in the head if you're on top That's like realistic.

2:29:37That's what fighting really is. That was during the kibbe foot There's no chance he was on top. No, he was on the bottom. That was the thing He's on the bottom. It's really bottom. You know, yeah, so so safe Because he's also on the got any other map exactly So if a guy's grounded he's on top you inside control, right? So guys on top you his head is there If you lift your knee up, you can just slam his knee from here. You can slam his knee in your head. It's illegal You can't throw a knee or a kick to a grounded opponent in the face. Nice Fire him up, dude. Tell that to Don fry Well in the early days Everything is legal in the early pride and pride they use to stomp Pride they use these to do soccer kicks and stick weeks No, no back before pride was about Marcia.

2:30:24They love knees. They're always on the knees Mark here's a good question if you are yeah, he's the case person here. I agree. What do you got what who is the guy? I don't know if you look like you own a great one. It's warning over me When did you uh women's married? When did pride come automatically associated with gay? That's a big shit interesting that is Over UFC like if you just say pride first was at a may well you should be a You should be America was the first pride thing. Well they're called proud boys If you say you had pride though, you would say you had pride in America. Yeah, remember that norm joke about that Okay, I can't get a little music from you miss it.

2:31:05You're here America America That's the IDF talk There I pay taxes I live in this country. All right easy Let me let me Joe fill is up for 70 pro stay away from that. I got a joke on this so in 1917 you're from stonewall but no, but still all of the but still back in him and have to fucking manhood to defend themselves the Lesbo It's okay. I'm still under this my one good joke. I got right now. Please. I'm listening to move on So 1970. Yeah, it was 1970 with pride. Yeah, but that's when they started calling it gay pride It wasn't the word I'm pride wasn't synonymous with gay. Yeah, because the gay steel things they took rainbow.

2:32:00They took pride. Oh, yeah Yeah, obviously the black power speech with a guy invented black power. No, oh Martin Luther King took a day off one of the rally And this guy was like wait for the opportunity goes fuck white power How about us have a black power and they all start chanting it. He's such a good speaker and he goes too late Martin Luther King got back. It's too late. It caught on. Who's this guy? I don't know It's possible I don't think I did It's confidently they say a bunch of nonsense. It's 50 50 I can't tell you I wish we could I wish we had the fucking internet which was someone Fred Hampton give a speech dude A revolutionary I die for the people Yeah, it's forest gump was hanging out Martin Luther King They had to get rid of the scene Why did they have to get rid of this?

2:33:06Oh, there is the kid He's played I see he comes over all the dogs are trying to attack him and he like gets a stick and he throws it Sorry about that That's so ridiculous Whoa Oh They would have torn into shreds. Oh, he would have had zero chance staying alive. He would have had no skin left That's actually offensive what this I think even back then they were like we got to cut that All they had to do was toss the stick back in civil rights would have been accomplished I'm willing to buy that he's awesome at ping pong Yeah, I will go It was ridiculous in the right way I will go that far with ping pong you can't tell me yes mark.

2:33:58Yes Mark and no one from the African American community could have figured that out no dude was good at dogs hold on a second He is a rapist uncle That guy To enough to do this is like day one You can't pants a kid can't pants and now you can't not know what not these days anymore That's crazy I've been pants and kids my whole child That ball thing Not a ball thing That ball thing old man who has zero chance to pussy can't pants kids. Yeah, come on I can do it mark and do it. Listen you look at that dude If you're bored if you're bored, you can't pants. No, it's the way he looks. Sorry. I got like three weeks listening This is very important the odds of a woman choosing that guy over anybody are very small So that guy forget me And real yeah, and obviously not companies wearing a fucking vest.

2:35:00What if he's a beast dude? That's the 90s. This is a crazy person. Look at his grimace as he pants them Crazy person this heart is a rock while he's tormenting a child That's This is a fucking creep with two terabytes of kitty porn That dude runs a discord server That was a rich little people looking at AI child porn. I was supposed to be Kevin Spacey. He didn't get the role Not in real life the real guys You know it's an actor it's a movie is a different time. I'm just joking Yeah, that was 92 but if that was a real human that was a home with a little kid and that's that's your move Not like like tell you know, there's one Maybe you want to know what I do for a living.

2:35:45Who is that guy? That's not his dad at some fucking creepy dude He got stuck with You get stuck with this fucking 50 year old in cell What's a pants you and then go jerk off to his discord server? This is psycho That guy's his trade -up psycho tormenting a young child who has so he's so vulnerable. He can't do anything I would miss one of you If that guy can't ask me I'd get a knife And when you get a nice me I'm gonna take a new card That's the guy with your fish Deep true he tried that's what his goal was I think it was a opposite me deep throat and him you're a big I had a little tiny back then it would have probably taken away from me But you I had a little fucking Swiss army knife when there's a little bitch ass You were caught him a hundred percent Those What you ever get sexually assaulted by man you were in a very serious religious group January The Oh, yeah, it's storage space It's just About the shit smeared bloody mattress that's a snopes That's Let's give it a good you all look at the black power This guy's on a journalist there's one to fake one and that you guys made about the tunnels is yeah You'd be like that's AI.

2:37:24I don't know why this is a Jewish community. You literally won't just make a statement Just what I hear is what it is well the Jewish communities are responsible for like one psycho made it tunnel that synagogue Won't just say something. That wasn't one guy brother When Lisa was in a guy True there's so many tunnels you guys don't even know it Definitely they go all the way to Cleveland Wow, there's a lot of tunnels come on. Hey now that we're talking about the Jews How much do you guys control the weather for real? It's not like that, dude. You can guide it Well, couldn't you help the force fire you can't go you can't go from like 85 to like 60 okay?

2:38:00It's 78 you can go to 82 This is sunny sunny no one's listening but me and you okay. Why would a smoke Why was the smoke orange in just in New York? What did you what did your people do? What are you burning for skins? Was you guys or was the CIA who burnt the fucking chemicals? I made the fucking sky orange a lot of menoracandles. This got of your Jews made this guy orange This is these are the American Spirits that describe Similar to Bay areas 2020 orange sky similar A lot of Jews guys it's super similar to when the Bay Area had fires right next door Where you can see the fucking flames and it turned the sky orange?

2:38:42Super similar to a place where the fire is Thousands of miles away Super fucking similar to the flames It caused the gray to look red the fucking flames Super super similar Who see that believe oh it says air quality. I'm sorry. I miss red it. It said air quality. Yeah, the air quality is real similar So I thought that we're talking about the sky color I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got carried away I think these types of I believe protect our parks. I think like these types of theories distract from When we sit around talk about like control on the weather itself distracts from actual Actual what you guys are you know What are you really up to in the temple?

2:39:29What have you guys done? No, no, no, what have you guys done you guys? trans kids oh Weinstein Epstein way dot. What have you done Fals Okay, pote okay, what are we what we fucking googling oh The description in this post paints a false picture of the tunnel discovery which was reported to police by synagog officials Wait wait a minute. The synagogues of officials You want to just believe it. What did you want to believe it? I'm a realist. Look with the set. Let's go on. In this pose, let's examine the author. He wrote it. For the audience. For the audience. You want to say today is the article.

2:40:20But let me be clear. Let go back to the fucking thing. Hannah wrote this. Okay. It says the description in this pose. The description in this pose paints a false picture of the tunnel discovery, which was reported to police by synagogue officials. Did they report the tunnel? Is that what they're saying? Because that's not real. I don't know who reported it. There's no. I think the person saw Jews coming out of the ground. They were like, hey. Is this a fucking movie? City officials said there was one tunnel, not a series of tunnels. They correct. They correct. The point is, all the way to Cleveland.

2:41:00I'm telling you, all the way to Cleveland. Cleveland, yeah. I'm almost into this. I'm almost into this. Cleveland. The Protect Our Props actual Jew. All the way to Cleveland. It was a chase into the synagogue, not under it. It wasn't under it. You fucking liars. Mattress is shown in the viral video came from behind wood paneling inside the synagogue, not from the tunnel. It's amazing how everybody wants to go to underage. It's from behind the synagogue. Kanye was right. It's not related to the tunnel guys. It was underage. Sex trap. Everybody. Everybody goes straight to that every time. It's so funny.

2:41:38You know, there's a tunnel for you fucking dumb ass. Oh, yeah. Couldn't be storage space in Manhattan. But what? Guys, guys, guys, guys. Storage space. But guys. Trilogy. Yeah. Look how crazy this set with this is saying, the mattress is real. This blood stained mattress is still real. Who gives a fuck if it was 12 feet to the left? So it's in the synagogue, but it's not an tunnel that's under the synagogue. Who gives a fuck? This is crazy. Yeah. You got a mattress. It was in the garbage. It's right there. It's not right there. It's not right there. It's throughout the fucking mattress. I don't get it.

2:42:17It's the blood. Why the blood? Okay. Chicks. I see. But this is last part. Last part says an unverified video. Shucks with a fire. Shucks with a fire. Ari, Ari, Ari, Ari. Look at the end of it. It says an unverified video shows what appears to be a high chair. Oh. But it shows only one such seat. Little kids. And it was located in mid -trash clutter and dirt in a basement room, not in a tunnel. There you go. It's there. Not 12 feet to the right. You're not. No, the whole thing is so crazy. No, that wasn't in the tunnel. That was in the other shit that we discovered when we figured out a tunnel.

2:42:58We throw things out. Someone else might need a high chair in two weeks. I thought you just sell it. Just clean it up. Yeah, sell it for later to save it. Why chuck it? We might need it. I just want to talk about it. When it's Catholics, I'm like, yeah, for sure. Oh, confrontation began over a tent. You're defending it to fill it into tunnel. Why would you fill it in? What's 30 built? Just regulators. Yeah, those kids are good. But isn't it crazy though? But you're allowed to have a basement. You can't have a tunnel. The best was that you have an attic. You can't have a tunnel. You have a secret room.

2:43:28That's fine. No tunnel. You got to do it up to code. The best of the guy was like, I heard everybody complain. You have a tunnel in there? I have a tunnel in my club. Where? I want you to go under the audience. No, no, no. We need a real tunnel. All right, that wasn't real. Where under the ground? Listen, Shane Gillis. What? I don't go in tunnels. Shane Gillis, when you think about the architecture of my club, it is a secret tunnel. When you go inside and you go downstairs, you're under everything. You're under the street. You're in a tunnel. You feel at home there. You do. That tunnel's without you.

2:43:59You like tunnels. I want to put it for tonight. Oh, wait, wait, wait, the thing with the guy sitting by her shoes was not real. I want to put a stain mattress in the tunnel. I'm going to sleep. So you can see it when you get up to the stage right next to the stage. Like, no worries, Ari. It's just a stain mattress. It's not even in the real tunnel. They're throwing it out. Oh, you fucking cow. And cue it. Yeah, they were throwing it out by a wheel. It was out mids, the rubbers. Doughed into a dark corner of their fucking building. Yeah, throw it out. Did you know it's like, were you? Eventually, when I get done fucking people on this mat, they find an old t -shirt.

2:44:32They're like, oh, somebody, we should just find somebody who could use it. Somebody wants a shit stain mattress. Oh, look at that. That's a, that's a gase quarter. I think gase quarter. That's an anima. That's an anima release. Whoa. What's with the wigs, by the way, with the ladies? It's, it's you're not a track. That's how to do it. I'm the fucking wear wig. In a costume. Today, you're going to be a gypsy. They threw out a high chart, everyone's like, to make sense. I'm like, why don't you never count? Every day, you're a different thing. I'm so bored. Dinging it, I want you to bake pies and dress up.

2:45:07Well, you're a squirrel. You're a Jew. I mean, how do you feel with the Jew hate right now? I don't see any of it. Come on. I think it's all internet related. If you go up Palestine, you will 100 % fucking see it. If I went to a very specific region of the world, it's more involved in the U .S. Yeah, but online, it's more emboldened. Yeah, but I'm in New York and all over the country, and really the world, and I've never seen any. I've been all over the world since October 7th. Isn't that interesting? I've been all over the country. I've never seen a single thing in my real life. So I think it's, you got to shut your computers off and live your fucking life.

2:45:36Go on, I can. But it isn't what we talked about about reading comments. It's like that. It's that. They're shoving the worst shit for you all the time. So you think that's the world. It's not the world. I'm the juiest looking guy in the world. If there was any fucking anti -Semitism, statistically realistic, it would come to me. I want to say that. It would come out as a correspond for the JRE to go to the free Palestine protest. I'll go to that. You should go to that. I'll try to blend in. That book is so controversial. That knows it's so controversial. It sends it to Target even for hooks. Would you say that to some of everyone?

2:46:09That's the whole thing. You're talking about you, you're a Jew, Jew face. Super Jew -ish looking guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never had a problem. Would you say that goes to everything? Black people are not that bad. A hundred percent. Almost everybody is not that bad. Me and this friend, you're the same thing. You just imagine all these terrible things happening. When day -to -day life, 99 .9 % is fun. Everyone just enjoying the weather at the same time. If your Aries should feed. No, if you're not, I think you're right. Nate said the same thing to me. Get clicked. It's just like, I'm in fear of all this stuff happening.

2:46:38Depends who you talk to. If you're online, more. Everything's terrible. Outside of Chicago, where violent crime and murder is higher than it is in Afghanistan, at the peak of the invasion. Yeah. Then that's not real. I guess so, but I'm not there. So, what you're saying, imagine this terrible place. No, you don't have to imagine it. But I'm just saying, like, if you make a blanket statement that like everybody's life is less terrible than what you're seeing in the media. No, I'm not saying. Almost everybody. Intensely insignificant. If you just shut off your computer. If you say it that way. You wouldn't see any hatred, any anti -black hatred, anti -anti -anti -juice.

2:47:13None of it. Just go out and go for a hike. Everybody's pretty cool with each other. If you're talking about hatred, that's true. Yeah. You can go find it. You can go find it. Small things on college campuses on a day. And would we all agree that most hatred is rooted in you just don't know that person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You understand them. You'd be pretty cool. Yeah. And all of us know it was pretty chill. Yeah. And you're like, guess what? I hate them. You're like, no, no. You know what else is pretty chill. You just sit up, buttlight coming out of an eagle to the full story. And I say that...

2:47:39Buttlight rock. Buttlight coming out of an eagle's an asshole. I'm wondering if it takes a shot. It's even better than regular buttlight. Buttlight coming out of an asshole. Of an eagle. The buttlight coming out of an asshole. Of an American eagle. This is what you're doing. Your America does rule. You're felching a fucking American eagle. We're not even allowed to show that cool America's number one video that we only share in the group chat. Fuck yeah. Can we just play that and see what happens. Do it. You guys are like this. And... Oh, I think we can do it. the fact that we can say shit online but you don't get any repercussions has added a lot.

2:48:11Yeah exactly you say like you should get beat up. You say horrible crazy things. It's all fine. It's all fine. Life's great. You mean this place? This place here. I'm saying everything. In general like you should call it. You should be in a great place. And you'll never have a repercussion. I think that adds to a lot of it. It's all virtual. It's all nonsense. People are saying there's an elevator. Never never happens. But they would say it online. It's segmented tribalism. We're so tribal. It's it's all tribalism. It's all stupid. It's stupid. And it's also if you have fucking social media you have this ability to fucking isolate groups of people.

2:48:52Yes. Yes. Yes. It's so fucking dumb. In the real world most people get along if there's communication. And it's a lot of options. And they're cool. If you're cool in this communication everybody's cool. It just got warm in New York on a day. High six and everybody. There's no left and right. There's no high class low class. What a good day. How many? Where's your all that? How many dicks did you suck that day? That's seven right. But you're from both sides. From all sides of the gallery. I feel like that was what was next. New York's. It doesn't matter the all to the upper upper east side is right.

2:49:25Where do you live? Upper west is right. What do you mean right? Oh, they're they're dudes economically. They're all right. Yeah, but they're quiet. There's no reason. They'd love them. Yeah, fine. We got everything there. Let's just hit it dude. Who cares about the drugs? I got America. Ah, you said it was the best. It's the best. It's the best. It's the best. It's the best. And then and listen, this is the best place to be. What? I'm already spied all the chaos. The chaos exists in the world. We just talked about Scotland's trying to arrest comedians. I know. It's so easy here. It's crazy. These guys don't connery hitting women.

2:49:56Those are the days. We didn't talk about that fucking guy in Belgium. Jamie showed the men. So these guys can see the shit that this guy was like sharing. Gerard Deppard do. The memes are fucking so innocuous. They're so nothing. They didn't even come close to the memes we share. Oh my god. Oh, you know, why do you want? Because America rules at me. That's too bitch. Well, you can't shit on the way whenever I try to move here. So what does that tell you? What? That's what I'm saying. Well, everybody keeps coming here. Exactly. I'm sorry. He's on my uncle 15 years ago. It's a lot of hair. It's a.

2:50:30You talking about my grandparents. I mean, my second generation. Who's a salient? Who's talking to America like that? All kinds of locals. No, no, just online. No one's really doing that. Everybody knows where number one. Well, how about the I'm going to leave if this guy wins like that's my favorite. Yeah, but they don't ever leave. They know maybe we got your own way. Everything except PTO. We're back about that. Canada where's that thousand times worse? Yeah. How would you? Yeah, how would you like to live in Minnesota if it was fucking gay or welcome to fucking Canada? Gay or imagine Minnesota, but not cool at all.

2:51:08Just gay. Yeah, no Somalia. Yeah. Unless Trudeau is on Halloween. It's the right one. Well, they might get rid of that dude. If they do, they could pull it around. Who? Trudeau. Oh, that Pierre Polavette. How do you say it? He's pretty sexy that guy. How did I say it right? No, I didn't. He's very French. It's also beyond us. He's brilliant. We've been trashed. We've been trashed in Canada because of how gay Trudeau is, but Canada does fucking rock Canada rules in the summer. Canada is worth it all. Oh, you're 20 in there. How about you son of a bitch? He's pissing in Bud like Canada's dirty bitch.

2:51:43You can make this party your new campaign where I piss in Bud. He was, he was trying to ruin my campaign. You know, I used to twist you. Piss in that way. Don't piss in that. Oh, they can get get a bottle. Piss in the bottle. Don't piss in the bottle that's half full. Don't make some of my drinky monster. Don't make it taste better. Get a bottle online. Piss of it. But yeah, that's the good thing. Well, it's a fun town and Vancouver's fun. Good, good crowds. Good crowds. Good chicks. Good drugs. That's everything in the world. If you bring up Trudeau though, they go, they go, hey, who puts up the government?

2:52:19Can you imagine being in the air? Everywhere I go, if I got to Canada, I'm like, fuck Trudeau. Yeah, I don't got to Canada. I do. Piss is the time, right? I say, fuck Trudeau. They get fired up. The trucker has hate him. The trucker's hate him. Regular people hate him. Historically, Canada is a good country. They go hard. They're nice people. They were a genius. That's why they're so subject to this bullshit because they're trying to be nice. That's why they're so vulnerable because they're trying to be nice because they're genuinely nice people. So it's cold. It's fuck up there. People cooperate.

2:52:51They're nice. All right, I'm going to get fired up. Uh -uh. Get fired up. This is their one of those. They're one of those. Easy, big fella. No, they're not that fired up. I might be dumb and wrong. But those are one of those countries that, like, the UK, like when they call, like when they go to war, which they always do, they always call on the bros. It's always Scotland, Canada, Australia, all the dominions that are just like settler white people. We've been making money for you all these years. When they ever call your money, when they call on like Australia and Canada to go to war, they go to war, dude, and they go hard.

2:53:24They've always gone hard. Canada rules. Historically, Canada rules. Historically. Yeah. Right now they're being gay. I think Banff is the same as the Zollinger. It has a fantastic history of combat sports, yeah. And then a lot of hockey players and comedians. Roy, Norma Donald, the other guy, Jim Carrey. Yeah. Those donuts, but great guys. And more and more. There was a guy in the 1980s. There was a guy in the 1980s. There was a French Canadian named John Neves Terrio. He was a fucking assassin in kickboxing. He was the man. What about the same Pierre or whatever? Yeah, but I'm talking about the 1980s.

2:54:10There was a guy named John John. It's not related to the whole bar. Sorry. He's getting close to related. This is like, oh, this is like kickboxing in the 1980s. I read this guy's book. I started running stairs because of this. You had a kickboxer's book. I'm a fucking dumbest fucker. I'm a pampered about 30 kickboxers. That's something like every kickboxer book that anybody ever wrote. I read. I did sit ups and then I kicked that guy in a fucking head. That would be a dumb fat dude's interpretation of what a world -class combat sport athlete would tell you what to do. Look at Giggly drink that's a nasty thing to say dude.

2:54:55That's true. What a disgusting thing you just said. When's the last time you read Steinbeck? You read fucking G .S .B .'s book. You're not fucking retorting. I haven't read these books since I was like 21. It's your forced to. From the time I was 15, no, I did it because I was trying to the same reason I got this stupid tattoo in my right arm of Miyamoto Musashi. I read books on how to fight. If this didn't work out, you would have been the dumbest motherfucker. I know. I know. I know. But it worked out. There's me, a motion. Boy, dude, it worked. I got lucky. Tell him those at bars. This is a movie.

2:55:28It's all connected. It's all connected. If you can read about it, dude, it's figured out a fuck people up with his feet. He just kicked people in the face for a living. I'm like, tell me how you did this. I saw my left foot. That's what kickboxing books are about. So this guy was Johnny Terrio. He was a thing about, oh my god. He was a fucking assassin, man. Whoa. He's from Montreal. And he's a French Canadian. Oh, not a fucking fucking. He fucked everybody up. It just turns and runs. I'm telling you, man. He was a fucking assassin. What happened? Do you understand? This guy was my hero when I was a kid.

2:56:02Where'd he go? When I was kickboxing, this was the guy I was trying to be. I was trying to beat this dude. Whoa. They killed him. You gotta understand. There was no money back then. He jumped off those people so fast. He said, I'm done. He was a fucking assassin. He was a very nice guy. He's a joint chester. And he had a fucking kid. He had a gay cop mustache. It was awesome. Awesome. And one of the things that he said was that he increased his kicking power substantially by running stairs. So I started running fucking stairs. I had to work out. I read this dude's book when I was like 15, 16 years old.

2:56:34I love the chest hair. Bro, he was a monster. He was fucking everybody up. You gotta understand, this guy's record was just littered with chaos. Everybody was shorts.

2:56:48But kickboxing back then. Here's the deal about kickboxing. Those are like we're seeing kickboxing boxing back then. It was all it was all above the waist. Come on man. What's up? Nobody had figured out Thai boxing yet because the ties had not come to America yet. Jack talked to when the car. Jack talked to I very well. I don't know what that means. It's a remembrance. It's a remembrance. It's a remembrance. That's Rick Rufus. Rick Rufus is the American hero. Oh, he's a bad producer. Oh dude, he was a monster. Rick Rufus was so good. A Bajon. A Bajon. That's Don the Dragon Wilson. I actually speak.

2:57:27I just got to pick it as up. No, that guy's a legend. He's a fever dragon. Don the dragon. The dragon Wilson. Oh, that guy's got both. Listen, I want you to Google Don the Dragon Wilson versus Dennis Alexio. Don the Dragon Wilson versus Dennis Alexio. This is like a peeking your childhood here. Don the dragon. A lot of you will see it. You could have gotten an investment. You got into this. What I could have done is for a serious brain damage. So wait, all right. This is Don the Dragon Wilson versus Dennis Alexio. So Don the Dragon Wilson is like a legend in kickboxing. Like when there was no money in kickboxing.

2:58:1054 and one. Yeah. Look at that. Harry was a monster. God. That's a monster. Looking for. He was so good. So he thought this guy Dennis Alexio. And Dennis Alexio, who was a fucking assassin, but he didn't understand leg kicks as well as Don did. Go to the beach floor. So get a little further on this. See, Don just kicked his fucking legs out from under him. And Dennis Alexio was a tank. He was actually in one of those John Con van Dam movies. Oh, really? He was in kickboxer. He was like his brother that got killed by Tong Po. That's right. Kick the column. Number three. So this was like a really important fight because it was one of the first fights between kickboxes.

2:58:49He started leg kicking them. And by the way, Don the Dragon Wilson is good as he was. Was not a tie. He wasn't like a real expert or a Dutch guy like Ernesto who store or you know, any of the greats. Like there was so many great guys that came out of Holland. He was a guy that was like an American guy who learned how to do leg kicks and start fucking people up with him when they allowed them. With the Dutch nasty edit because they colonized the Southeast Asia. They were so nasty. No, first of all, they were big. Yeah, but was it because they colonized Southeast Asia? I don't know, man, but there's so many great counts.

2:59:24And they brought that back with them. Listen, man, this Rob Cayman who's one of the greatest of all times. Ernesto, who's Peter Irts? Or do you think the Dutch Brought It to Southeast Asia? No, they learned. No, they learned it. They learned it. They were down there because they learned it. But they were way bigger. When World War II popped off, it was Japan attacking Dutch colonies to get the rubber in Southeast Asia. Well, they were down there. Is that what it was? Yeah, that's why the Dutch were always down there. That's why they had like Sri Lanka forever. They had East Asia. They ran this.

2:59:56That's why they're good at kickboxing. Because they colonized Southeast Asia and learned it. The Dutch are the best colleges because once they had everything, they're like, you guys can think it back. Yeah, they're like with certain countries like go ahead. We're done. They were like, well, they did. They were number one. Yeah, they did what England did. They just became a bank. They did that. They did that. It's more money than that. The Dutch kickboxing routes can be traced back to the 1970s. Dutchmen traveling to Japan. Japan. They're in Japanese kickboxing. Oh, there's an album. There's an album.

3:00:25It's an album. It's an album. It's an album. And Japan, not Southeast Asia. They watch 50 years. You watching Showgun? Oh, my God. It's awesome. It's fun, right? How good is it? It's like a Japanese game of Thrones. The commercial is good. Game of Thrones. I guarantee they ruined it. I guarantee they put ladies in it. They put ladies in it. We're in the store. They already have a ladies in it. No. There was an article written, why are there no black people on Showgun? People like, it's because it's about Japan. It's 16. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. The fuck he says. 1600s Japan. You're fucking swinging every virtue flag you have.

3:01:01What are you fans? Let's get black people on Showgun. That's so crazy. I know. That is so bananas. That's so bananas. That could be good. Why were there no Japanese people on Alien? What are you talking about? What are you saying? I'm talking about what I'm talking about. What are you saying? It's a movie you fuck. Why does no women in reservoir dogs? It's a movie. It's got a bankrupt. It's a movie about a moment that happens to have only guys in it. That's okay. Just like the Barbie movies. Okay. It's fine. It's all Barbie. That's all real life. Barbie movie when have you guys seen it? It's great.

3:01:38I enjoyed it. Yeah, I liked it. I did not have a problem with it. Really funny. And I had a problem with people who have a problem with it. You had a problem with it. It's a good movie. It's a good movie. Where's the black people in Showgun? There was one. I guess there is one in the show. No. Of course. Yeah, there's a character. But this is complaining. Oh, black thorn. Okay, I've gotten to that. I've said, yeah, you son of a bitch. Is it that good? Obviously. It's fine. That's fine. It's fine. It's fine. And then then it's on the other side. No, why would the world be like, way better? Way better.

3:02:09But why do you, by the way, fuck me. Yeah, fuck me. But why the awards? Who cares? To me, it's better. Because I'm fascinated by Japanese culture. It's just like as well done as that. Is it real? Better than married with children? Yeah. Why the fuck is son of a... It was like cool. It was right away. I was like, I believe this. I believe this show. It was on HBO. Yeah. It got to go gangster. First couple years, dude. Right, right, right. Right, right. 100%. That show would be incredible. It's incredible. It's executing a stalker and then fucking her while he's bleeding out. It was pretty fucking good.

3:02:45Right away. They got wild at the beginning. And then they had to be pretty good. Later was like, uh... Did they have that sweet, sweet ad money? What was that? And it was like, what are we doing here? I have a Bud like. That's the hell deal. The Spongebob should be a show. They were all on crank. Did you ever read, uh, Hunter S. Thompson's book, Hell's Angels? No, no. It's fucking great. You know, don't... I ain't the red chapter of it, but I never like... What happened? We're out of BL. Sorry to over talk, but... No, we have more beer. This is the Joe Rogan experience. Throw one million dollars in the problem.

3:03:17KC's. Achebo. So, we have a million dollars and then get us a beer. To an esteemed gas like Shane goes. And bring that menor over here, will ya? Train by the... Train by the... No, I get car running. I guess by night. Look at that. That car was like, uh... Isn't that the greatest promo of all time? I love it so much. That's crazy. The Diaz brothers are king. But when they accept that, I have no expected. I couldn't believe you said it. I was like, oh my god. That's our new introduction. Hey, yeah, you just made it. Yeah, shout out to Red Ben. Red Ben put it together. What happened? It's funny to see when you were there.

3:03:49Yeah, I was like, oh my god. Oh shit, it's like... Nick Diaz, let's see. I don't know where the ocean is. That was incredible. Meanwhile, I'm like fucking in awe. The one time you took me to the... You took me to one fight and I was standing there in Cameron Simons, one of fight. He's just little south -south, and like that. That's not even bad, motherfucker. He just beat the fuck out of the guy and then he stood up and ran over to where I was sitting. And it was like, hey, big fine man. I'm sitting there holding a beer, bro. No way. That's a dopey shit of all time. That's internet. The dopey shit of all time.

3:04:26Literally was on a dude's back. You know, many times, you know, many times I've been with Theo and Dustin Poirey fights. Yeah. Dustin Poirey and Theo are homies. They're like fucking point at Theo every once. It's one. It's nuts. It's amazing. How about when Dustin Poirey said at the last UFC, I missed it, I missed it. I didn't, because I'm just trying to get the most out of him in an interview. He gave a William Montgomery reference. Shut up. I never gonna stop. Yeah. No way. He literally said it and he sounded like William Montgomery, but my brain did not register. Whoa. And after he and William Montgomery been doing DMs back and forth.

3:05:02Yeah. He talked about him on Instagram. Poirey is the man. Poirey's when that night was gigantic. The best. That was like the coolest moment of the night. Louisiana. What the f - My thoughts on that fight going in was that dude is a dangerous grappler. He's a, he's judo black belt star down. He's fucking French special forces guy. He's a dangerous motherfucker, but Poirey has an advantage stand up. Yeah. And in stand up, like you can't bridge that gap that quickly. Oh yeah. There's like, how long you been doing stand up? He's been doing stand up. He's a little kid. He's got a wicked, wicked, every striking.

3:05:38Everything is wicked. It's like he's the wicked. The striking's wicked. You can't beat him. Get into the second, third, fourth, and fifth rounds. You start making fundamental like technical mistakes. That's when conditioning and and just knowing what the fuck you're doing takes over. And those guys with high level experience, they've been in hell. I know. Like Poirey's been in hell. I know. I know. So many times. I love Poirey, but Gagey, my favorite fighter. Gagey's your guy. He's amazing. He beat Poirey. He would be him before he beat him. I know, but he won in the end. He won the second one.

3:06:12He won the second one. He won the reason. Those guys can fight ten times and he might be five and five. That's true. I love both of them, but I think Gagey's my favorite fighter. Poirey was a past me one of them. Yeah, he was. But Gagey's an animal. Gagey's awesome. You can't stop him. They're all he's fighting Max Holloway. You have C300. Where's who's coming? Where's it? I love where it was sitting. Where is it? Where is it? It's in Vegas. I got the show. Let's go. Let's go. What April 13th, I think? Is that what it is? Let's go. Do it. Yeah, April 13th. Come on. I went to what you know. Bitch.

3:06:42Fuck, I'm doing a show in Austin. What are you going, bitch? I'm recording a special two weeks later. What? Two weeks. I've got everything in the run. You being inspired. I just said, do you have a game group by the facts or Ontario or something? Yeah. You're really. You're going to fucking do comedy for comedies? I'll have back to the f**k. I'm going to fucking Trudeau Butlooker's up there. All the facts. All the facts. The pictures outside of fishermen. They don't even know who the road by. They're outside of the show. Hell of f**k. They just care about the lobster. They're so mad right now.

3:07:13Yeah, the UFC's tough because they're all cool. They're all fun. There's so many good ones. Like Cheeto Sugar Shom's tough. I love Sugar Shom's. Because you love Cheeto. Because I love Cheeto. And Sugar Shom's the man. He's cool. He's like, he's a cool guy. You can't like them personally because they're going to get hit at least once. I know, but you have to, of course, you've got to, you like them personally. They're all awesome. It's not like a football player where you're like, no, you got to beat on that player. Like so many punch through the face. Sure, sorry about that. Sugar Shom's cool.

3:07:42I've hung out with him a bunch of times. He's awesome. I'm literally, he likes comedy. Last time I saw him, I was like, could you come please meet my friends? Like I, he's awesome. Yeah. Sugar Shom's awesome. Cheeto Ver is the bro. He's the bro. Both those things are true. They're both the bro's. They're both the bro's. So within they have to fight. That's the fight. It's hard. You go, God damn. Yeah, they're both awesome. I love both those dudes. Yeah, they're both amazing. It's real hard. It's hard for me to do in commentary on two people you love. And one dude is just peace and he'll do it up.

3:08:11Till the end. Sugar Shom put on a fucking clinic. Oh, yeah. Till the end though. Yeah. And in the end, that's what Jason Pearl is calling for the whole time, making a brawl. Like the fuck just stood up and he hit him with a shot to the body and really hurt him. Oh yeah. But that's so. That was a good fight. Oh, no one. No one thought he had it. Oh yeah, God. Oh yeah, God. But he also, Cheeto put on a clinic. A chin clinic. Oh my God. Yeah, he's got a good chin. Good. He might have the best chin of all time. He's insane. That fucking that need of the face had him looking at his ankles. Crazy. His head snapped so far back.

3:08:49Have you ever seen it? Like on slow mo. His head snaps all the way back. All the way back. And he never even stumbled. No, no, no indication that he was wobbled. No indication that he was hurt. He just fucking still dangerous. He just stepped back. Bro, he's an animal. He's an animal. He refused to be hurt. All those guys like comedy. Out of sight. They do like comedy. He just like it. He just like it. And he always see that. And he's like, I'm coming up to you at the weigh -ins. I think I can come up to you. B .J. is the man. Yeah, I see that. That fucking camouflage jacket that I wear like puffy camouflage jacket.

3:09:24Cheeto got me that. Come on. He was wearing that. I go, bro, that was a dopest jacket. And I see he goes, you want one? I go, fuck yeah. So he sent me one. Cheeto couldn't be. He's the man. He could be. There could not be cooler. I wish they didn't fight the and beat the fuck out of each other. But that's just how it has to go. And at the end of the day, you got to admire what Sugar Sean did. What he did was. No, yeah. Undeniable, dude. He's. Undeniable. Fucking. He's. Nasty. He's masterful. He shared my spells. He just keeps getting better. That's awesome. That's awesome. He has fucking made it into me.

3:09:58That's huge. You know what, met the world to me? The first time I met Sugar Sean, it was a fight you brought me to. I was in the back and he was like, I was like, hi, I'm Shane. He was like, I know you are. I was like, stop dude. That's cool to me. It's cool to me. It's some kind of fighters. Fighters are some of the coolest fucking people you ever meet. It's pretty laid back. The fight in Atlanta, this is years ago, with Santino and Theo was there. It was like Elvis showed up. Theo was huge in the UFC world and then Pory hugged him. Yeah, that was like, oh god, I'm nervous. Well, people in the UFC were like, first of all, it's like real similar thinking ones.

3:10:32It's very similar. A lot of protect our parks fans. We have to see where, bro, I can't tell you how many bros come up to be like, what's the next one, bro? I love what you're on the road. I think in this last week, like what's the next one? I'm like, coming up actually. Yeah. I know you. Because in this culture, it's weird for dudes to just get together and just be dudes. Yeah, there's just so strange and weird. What I want to be doing. It's great, but you can. You just have to achieve escape velocity. Never followed bros being bros. Instagram? No. You would love it. It's a bunch of guys kicking like boulders, like lots of others down the cliff.

3:11:08Like, yeah! Or throw an ice on ice, you know? Yeah. Anybody need to know this car? You good? I'm good. Dude's being dudes. Yeah, it's just for the guys. Why is that not okay? Women suck women. They're so gay. They're so good. It's a fan. I'm worried a lot of gay. They like, there's a lot of similarness. Women are gay. In a lot of ways. If they weren't girls, they'd be gay. You could laugh out a lot of dumb shit if they weren't actually like, they were girls. He'd be like, oh my god, this person's okay. But I think women like dudes, they're women like dudes. Yeah, which is gay if you're a girl.

3:11:45Yeah, gay. Swear to your gay. It's a lot of gay. And they're taking up the ass a lot of them. 20. I don't know what fucking sample group you're getting. I'll send you a couple numbers. It's out there. Joe. Joe, give me a look. Joe, we're talking about fucking. We're like, on a big brown dick. We're having fun. Yeah, girls are gay. Imagine you a girl. Imagine, on the other side, you got transported into a girl's body with a dude's mind. But a girl's needs. So you need to get filled. You're like, that's constantly, that's the real quality of the leaf. Or he's like, oh, I'm a woman. I need it. I need my dick.

3:12:29And like, you're so straight. But you're like, you want cock so bad. It's like, I'm not thirsty. But I need to drink. I need it. Yeah, but then the aftermath is a bitch. Well, if you're a dude trapped in a girl's body, I guess it wouldn't be that big of a dude. You mean being gay? Being a lady. Okay, here's the question. Phil is like, what are we doing after? Here's the question. If they ever get to a point where it's genetic engineering, where you can literally become a woman and then go right back to being a dude. Yeah. Which is a matter of going through a procedure. That'd be nice. Get in the machine.

3:12:59A pill. Quick. Would you be willing to do it for a couple days just to see what it feels like? No, I'm not gay. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. For your sex. 100%. I'm in my experience. I'm in my life experience. I'm in my sex. I'm in their life experiences. No, I'm in my life experiences. Yeah. I don't know how to be a guy. You should get some Phil. Guys, you want to feel. You want to feel. You want to get some Phil. Guys, I'll be honest, wanting the life experiences gayer than having gay sex. Just to see what it's like to live like a bird. It's like a fucking military service. No, dude, I want to see what it's like to have a look at me for a minute.

3:13:31Yeah. I would live as a vagina for a minute. Because it seems like a real... Are you going to discount that coffee? Are you can? Great. Oh. You know how they have compulsory military service in like South Korea and Israel? Yeah. Maybe try out being a woman for a few days. Got you. Every guy. Yeah. Absolutely. It's a crime man. Don't get any idea, check. This is what they mean when they say that. Right. Right. It seems like they have multiple orgasms and get double stuffed off. Oh, they get double stuffed Oreos. I wouldn't want to be. Wait, wait, we're talking about sex again. Oh, sorry. I'm not saying my vagina.

3:14:05Be afraid to drink things that people give you. That's gotta be tough. Hold on. For real, that would be great. For real, the... Allegedly. Wanting to experience being a woman out of... This is a game. Some type of fucking gay -ass... sympathy of like... That's sympathy. I wonder how hard it is. Not sympathy, that's game. Not sympathy. Oh, I know what it is. Better. It's a bad fun for a day. Pre -drinks all night. Ah. Wouldn't be cool. I'll get you three drinks. I've been asking for a decade. I'll get you three drinks. Thank you. But you're gonna have to give up that fucking bussy. We'll talk. Busy.

3:14:44Jesus Christ. You remember that dude that had that fucking video where he was talking about what he did to dudes in jail? Oh, yeah. Oh, wait. Chris Rock had a bit about it. Wait, do you know about it? It was like... It was like, yeah, make him toss my salad. Maple syrup or honey or whatever. Do you know about SBR .org? Who? What? Do you know about stopprisonrape .org? Uh oh, yeah, he told me about this. Multiple like survivors poems? They have poems? Yeah, they're poems. And they really knock the gay right in the way. It's pretty dark. It's pretty dark. It's just tails right in the way of getting like...

3:15:21God, it's so funny man. It's funny guys who've been assaulted.

3:15:27Yeah, that's tough man. How about that poachers good? Fuck rubber thoughts. Approachers to run. It's right in the rape victim, man. It's right in the rape victim. How many prison rapes can we get in trouble for? It was a ratio. Yeah, this is a video. That was a very intense video and... Anyone else out there? Making fun of guys that get assaulted in prison. That was suck. How many guys really think your assholes are pussy and what's wrong with them? I mean, I've gone down on a chick's butt. Yeah, we all have. Yeah. You have to have to check. Not a dude with a fucking bandana around. It's not a clean butt.

3:15:57And a butt and a ball bag right in your face. When they're like, are you making decent real quick? I like how it's clean. How do you clean? How do you clean? You're making that. Well, they get the shower. And a prison shower. It's all in the shower. It's literally a shit pipe. Shit pipe. Good band. How clean can it be? Let's eat off this fucking... Oh, it's cleaning it off. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, don't dust it. It's crazy. We'll eat off the sewer pipe. Eat and ass has gone up 10 fold since I was a kid. Girls did it. We had that scene where she bent over the one hot chick and girls and she was eating.

3:16:27The guy was eating her out and she was like, you think that's what started it all? Shot it up. Shot it up. Yep. It's porno. I'd not do it porn, right, Ari? Oh, it helped, too. That's what gave the girls writers the fucking idea. You watched girls? Damn it. You watched girls pretending if you had the fucking girls. You watched the fucking girls? He would be a girl. Yeah, that's what you gave us today. That's so good, dude. You watched girls. That was a bad show. I gave it like two years. First year was good. Second year got one. You knew your guys were different, dude. Me and Joe are Texas guys.

3:16:56We're kind of fucking tough and straight. We don't watch that show. We don't watch that fucking show. We watch fucking battle bots. Yeah. That was Scarbrother. That's the 30 -year -old show. I watched rodeo. You watch sons of an old people. You watch a lot of rodeo. No. You watch rodeo battle bots, dude. You guys are sitting back home and gas. You watch fucking girls. You watch Prairie Dogs get assassinated on YouTube. Yeah, I do watch that. Oh, that's sad. Fucking Prairie Dogs is shooting with 50 calories. You know what's sad? You know what's sad? Oh, fucking beautiful, beautiful horse. Steps in a Prairie Dog hole and snaps its leg.

3:17:30You gotta shoot it in the face. Ah. Fuck Prairie Dogs. All right. Just now Prairie Dogs are good boys, dude. What about a cow? What about those, uh, those landmines? They put the... They could provide you with many ribbons. Cows are so fun. Don't they send dogs out in the Middle East to run over landmines? No. Yes. They send fucking people. They do that, too. Oh, that's better. They'll let fucking... Jews. People run across. All right, good. But we gotta get those landmines out. Yeah, we're not gonna get those. Oh, don't you dare. Oh, that was a beaver. Let me show that guy. Show me that man. Was that a groundhog?

3:18:09Oh, you're such an adorable Prairie Dogs. They're so cute. At least they're gone. You don't see it like the JFK assassination. Just gone. Look at these cops. Oh, man. I'm talking landmines, Jemo. These are landmines. These are shooting... They don't eat them. Nobody's eating those. They just get in front of them because they fuck up the cows. Jemo, what was that? How's it over there? Is that like groundhog or a catty shack? What are we doing here? What is it? A nutrient? No. No, that was a right to kill. Those are giant. They were in the plant life. Me and Louisiana. Why is that okay, but that's all okay.

3:18:44I don't know. One's cute. You know what's really not okay? The horse legs. The squirrels are cute. They have fluffy teeth. The squirrels are great, guys. They're fun. Who's great and underrated? Possums. They're cute. Oh, Possums. Possums are fun, guys. They're Irish. Wait a minute. Oh, Possums are disgusting. What is that tail? That news. They look bad. Yeah, it's a bit of a possum and an opossum. Nothing. It's just possum. It's like a cult and an occult. They look bad. Occult. I got it. That's the thing, right? Occult. Yeah, the occult. Occult. Occult. Occult. Possum looks occult. Like, say, damage shit.

3:19:19Yeah. Devil worshipping. See if you can get some zebras running across some minefields. No. Yeah, just, Unleash Jamie. Wait to see. Wait to see these guys clearing out minefields with just animals they found. Bring it on. I've seen that. Yeah, zebras. They just find it. Whatever they got their hands on though. They just send them through minefields. Really? Yeah. Juiton. Pull it up. Just a juiton. Juitonnel. Juitonnel. Juitonnel. Juitonnel. Well, Jews and Newtons. I was trying to make a Utah connect. Juiton. I was like, I am not. We got to make a juit turn. Well, Juitonnel's. Juitonnel's equally is.

3:19:58Non -sensical. It is not that to do with what it is. I do not know what it is. Juitonnel. Juitonnel's crossing a minefield. Juitonnel. You got to sit there and go, what the fuck is that mean? Is that mean, though? Hey, have we shamed you out of using the stack of notes? No, he's still got to my pocket there, Fanny. See how big it is. Right now. Well, I cut it down. It's a column's new joke, that last night he had a fucking, he has it ready. You cut it down in order to avoid back pain? Yeah. But the amount of shit I get on the road for this thing. Because of the show. Yeah. Yeah. Well, my god, dude.

3:20:32It's gotten worse. That's what it's called. No, no, no. He's still there. It's so much bigger. That's way less. It's so much bigger. You don't even have that many jokes. Right. It's a small joke. It's right down the average of fucking his things. Don't fuck up the order. He does like it. All right, because that top one is all my new shit. This is literally insane. He does always have new. This is like right up there with the writing in the movie seven. In fairness, he's always got new. Don't fuck with the news. I won, I promise. That top one. Just keep the top one abreast. Why are you doing this?

3:21:04I like the writing. I don't want to try reading that. Try reading that. That's my new shit. I won't read it. I swear to you. You can read it. I just don't want you to ruin it. That's a good 12 minutes right there. They killed last night. Listen, it's a very effective. Mark's always got to kill. Mark, you're a great comic. All right. This is still a shit. Mark, you want to... You're one of my favorite comics. Shut the fuck up. Every time you go on, I go, I got to see what he's got. Shut up. Why? Why are you being nasty? Well, you're being nasty. No, I'm being nasty. He's like, you're gonna take a good breath.

3:21:41A couple of men are a... No, man. You're a man, that's a map. You got maps? Well, that was a... It's all I needed to do something to write on. You wrote on a map? Well, that's what they give you the hotel. You know you have a phone, right? So you've got a shining book, bro. I don't like the type, and I like the type. I love the... A busy... Farge... Quief. That quief bit kills. So if you do mass murder, these notes are gonna be evidence. Oh my god. A lot of this is working. This is Farge's Quief. If you ever try to apply for a visa to another country. Let me see the new pages. New pages good. Oh yeah.

3:22:16Get a book. Pegging. Yeah, have it organized. Why don't you have like one of them little books? What book? You can get like a little book. A notebook. It's called the notebook. What are those little tiny notebooks? Yeah, notebooks. Books with a... No book. Yeah, a mostkin. Get a mostkin. It's too hard on the back. That's not... You literally have a football in your pocket. Oh yeah. I've been told that before. Where is my brother? Right there. It's football's a bad reference. Oh yeah, I was looking for catchersmith. There you go. That's better. All right. Crying orgasm is killing. You have a baseball in your pocket.

3:22:52So do you have that one? What? You go watch that. Crying orgasm. Oh, he's got a bit on that. His new shit. I did a... He did the mothership last week. Yeah. And I opened. He just put out a special. And he's got a new 40 something. So does... So does a monster. He's a monster. He's a monster. So does the most underrated. He's so great in the pocket. I think that is... He's in the top 20 of that. At least at least. He's so good. People don't get... I mean, I don't say that. He's in the top 20 comics of underrated. No, he's in the top 20 comics. I'm saying easily, he's underrated. We're gonna make awards again.

3:23:27Yeah. He's underrated. He's underrated. He's giving his respect. He's awesome. I think he went to the acting road and all this shit maybe. No, he's finding his lane. This is what it is. He's coming into his own right now. So does... I don't know. This guy's just like... He rules. He everybody's like, oh my god, they're so good. It was you, Shane. It was you. It was like, oh my god, this guy's so good. And then the whole world knows. So does the best. It's gonna happen with him. Yeah, but it's a weird process. And you just gotta kind of just keep grinding. Well, I think you gotta put it on the internet.

3:23:57Like you put a YouTube special... Like Ari with you. Like Ari with you. When Ari with you, when that popped out, everybody's like, oh, okay. You're a fucking legit guy. I got him. A special. A special. It's called you. So does on the road. It's on YouTube right now. Yeah, it's good. And it's only one month old right now. Got a million views. He's an animal. Yeah. Well, it's kind of nice because there's so much YouTube shit and the cream rises. Yeah, prove that. It's also like the community. Like if we say he's awesome, we're not lying. Why would... No, we're not lying. If someone's good, he's pretty good.

3:24:28He's working on it. He's, you know, he's got potential. He's got something. But when you get to that like soda level, you go, yeah, this guy's fucking super legit. Yeah. He's around. Go see him. He came to the club. He murdered the whole thing. He only murdered everybody. Everybody was talking about it. He always murders since the day I met him. Yeah. And he's so nice. I've never seen him not kill. Likeable fun dude. He's awesome. We didn't kill Tony together. Someone mentioned Cat Williams. He just goes into a cat Williams. He got a standing o at some point. He opened the podcast with a cat Williams impression.

3:24:59There you go. He's like, I listen, it's crazy. And then you're like, I can write a joke, but I can't do any of these. So he can do the impressions and the impression. These thing about drones are only fun in the United States. Everyone.

3:25:15That's a joke. That's a joke. It's a fucking, it's an awesome time for comedy. There's so many good guys coming up. It really is. And you read the comments. We were like, I can't believe it. I got killed Tony on YouTube. They got my favorite podcast. They got my favorite comedian doing a new special. That's so much. That's so much. It's great. It's a great time. Yeah, quick up a game. They can find they can find out about so much stuff. There's so much stuff that's available to see now. It's like, I know. But people are getting spoiled. They're like, I mean, that went on Patreon. You know, fucking come guns.

3:25:45They're like, just the people. Give me everything away. You're just reading comments. Most people are really happy. The old people are happy. It's like, wow, what a fun time to be a comedy fan. It is. If I was a kid, like I was when I was listening to Richard Prior tapes from a girlfriend when I was like 16. Everybody loved that. That's amazing. All the idea like, oh, college kids or whatever. No, they all like that. I'm Sandler. They're always the giant. They're always the giant. They're the giant. Yeah. We have a David Tell special coming out in a week. Yeah. We have David Tell. He's on the podcast Friday.

3:26:15That's going to be really hell yeah. I'm saying it. It's girls. It rules. It rules. He's a monster. Girls. He's another one. He's so underappreciated. That's what I mean. He tops 20 of underrated. It's a weird plus minus. Well, you know what it is. It's like guys. I'm sorry. Top 20 underrated comics is. You're saying leave a matter of top 20? No, I'm saying no matter what you're arguing. It's just a great. He's in there. He's a great comic. There's this. There's no way. It's a grunchoke. I'm sorry. They're all right. You're saying underrated versus talent. I'm saying. This is how dumb. When I say top 20, I mean it goes.

3:26:48Don't even talk about it anymore. He's in this range of like whatever. The point is he's great. He's underrated. I think he's trying to cover up for his bullshit. I think so. No, I'm saying where you talk about like, Louis, like top 20 of all time. It doesn't matter what kind of comedy you're into. He's in there. Let's move on to the next thing. We got a David Tell special coming up. That's great. The panelists. Dude's are so gross. We have to argue. I'm with our shit. We agree on it. I'm with our David Tell is top 20 underrated comics. Yes. There's a lot of that's what you said. He's top 10 comedies.

3:27:16I know. But I'm saying also underrated. I'm saying people all give him his. He is underrated. He's underrated. But do you understand what I'm saying? Can we just say he's awesome? Yeah, we just not argue like a bunch of fucking queens. I agree. I also agree. I just tried the argument. You're the one who's a queen. You're the one I think we need. You guys are okay. I'm pretty bad. We buy names. I'm so there's top five. You guys are bad neighborhood. Back alley queens with knee scabs. Arguing over stupid shit. It's funny. It's funny. Most underrated is a fun argument. I've had he sport of any whatever.

3:27:48It's then you go to like whose best versus ratings. It's a fun argument. Who's the most underrated football player? Who's the most underrated? It's fun. It's a fun argument. Who's the most underrated fighter, Ari?

3:28:01Chris Brown. Ben Henderson. Ah. Ben Henderson. Benson. Benson Henderson. Yeah, because he was great and maybe the most wins versus whatever dominated his division. People don't get much respect. That's the fucking, that's the form we thought I'm talking about. It's fun arguments. It's fun arguments. He's more of a pioneer. But it's a fun argument. Who's the most underrated? It's a fun argument. All time. Like all time. Not appreciated. World champion. All time. Underrated doesn't mean best or worst. Right, right, right. You're underrated. Rating into account. That's actually a really good one.

3:28:33That's a real good one. Who? Thank you. I was one episode of Fighters Command. Sorry, what was the name? You son of a bitch. Dan Henderson. Ben Henderson. Ben Henderson. He changed. He changed. Give me one of those bruises. He was a killer. Oh damn. What about the mighty mouse? Benson Henderson. He's a fun fact. First time. Mighty Mouse actually is. He's a beast. He's one of the greatest ever. How about this? I'm an Ari. Yeah. Underrated. People don't know about him. His stats are highly real. So fucking crazy. I'm an Jason Ellis skateboarder. Underrated. Great skateboard. Great. I disagree. Underrated.

3:29:05Horrible skateboarder. Wow. Top 10. Ellis? He was top 10 this time. I don't know anything about the sport. No. He was not. You know more than me. Kidding. He wasn't like top 10. Top 10. It's skating. Street skaters. He's got a huge dawn. Strott of tattoos. Not now. Back then before fucking jackass got to him. No. You're crazy. Wow. You're really off. Okay. So many other skateboarders. No offense to him. He's a street skatesboarders of that time. No. He never can be wrong. If you notice, I'm saying I'm giving up for you. You know more than me. That Shane, you feel this is a real flaw. You know what he does, which is actually really impressive.

3:29:40What? Is whenever he is wrong, he goes, wow, I never congratulations to you. I'm great. He would know more. It's a psychotic movement. Oh, wow. I learned. You never called that up. Thank you. Black power speech. Mm. Tenture stuff. You're disgusting. I hate you. I think you made that black power thing up. It's possible or you just not wanting to see greatness. You know, right? You can hate black people. America. Because America goes rule. What you guys. Hi rules. We're complaining about all types of gay shit. What's your guys favorite shit? Yeah, America right now, dude. My poop yesterday was poor.

3:30:14Now we're all sitting around going. Yeah, what's the best stuff? It's okay to culture's bad. When ever, what's the culture? A bunch of people telling you what you can say and what you can do. No, that's from the channel. That's an old way. It's always the coolest thing is people that go, now. You can do whatever you want. That's what the coolest thing is today. And that's like the punk rockers of today, are the people that are rebelling against this bizarre system that even like the artist of somehow another accepted as being the right thing to think and believe and trust and go along with you.

3:30:47You know, you're in a fucking cult. And the people that are resisting that, well, knowing you're going to get labeled a fascist or a Nazi, just because you see what the fuck is going on. You keep people out of your mind. How about me? How about everybody the fuck alone, those people are the coolest thing about America. Because this is one of the rare places on earth where you could still do that for now without being prosecuted. But why do we blow the people who complain the most? I feel like they're the biggest voices. We don't. They just like, it's just the most I'm talking about them. But only if you pay attention.

3:31:21But if you don't pay attention to that, it goes away. Like, crazy. I know, but like when Elvis was shaking his hips and I'm like, can you believe it? This is appalling. Ah, this is inappropriate. But why are we listening to them still? Just love Delvis. But what would you want to be that guy? Why would you want to be that guy? It's funny. It is funny. Hater. It's funny when you see somebody going, this guy, I've Jordan, this three shots today. I don't want to be on that side. Exactly. Listen, not everybody's going to make it. That's the reality. If you're all running from wolves, not everybody's going to make it.

3:31:52There's going to be a bunch of people that you're taking out. Yeah, it's the only way that we stay alive. It feels like a weird stance to take. Like, I'm upset about this. I'm going to complain about that. You're like, no, there's great shit. Of course, but you're concentrating on the musings of men. But you're doing it to them. But you're doing it too. Yeah, let's forget that. All right. What's the great shit out there? All right. Sodor. Sodor, a 10 -loss buzzer is coming out. It's a lot of great shit out there. This is a great time. UFC is great. You said it best, Sodor. You said comedy is awesome right now because it's dangerous.

3:32:22It's dangerous. Fun. People get so mad and everyone laughs at them walking out angry. And it's better. Like, the reactions are better. It's going to be grateful. Yeah. Yeah. We should be so grateful. It's so popular right now. The failures among us are making more. I got host Saturday night live. Shane got the host Saturday. Because all those people are complained. Yeah. Pushed them up. They didn't fire me. I would have never hosted that motherfucker. You were just still just been armed there. Yeah. I know. I just get weirded out. Like, people we know are angry about stuff that's cool. I know, but you want to get my heart.

3:32:52You want to get my heart. Let's go. Let's go for a high - People we know, comedian though. Can you believe me? You still listen to that. I'm like, here, I have all dude. I don't want to name names. Yeah, but there's a lot. You got to talk about. You got to figure out how to change conversations. That's what you're really, what ever you have to do is as they talk talking about that horrible shit, it's like, great weather today, huh? Or I don't know whatever it is. What the fuck kind of advice is that? Shift conversation away. There you go. That's all I've seen. He's wanted to talk. Race relation sucks.

3:33:21You got to go, hey, do you see I see the new development in there? That's just, I'm hung out with you at comedy clubs. That's not how you talk. That is too much, you know. I'm just a big resident. How do you have this, McAllen? It's great. What does advice you should be president? Exactly. You're actually going to solve the get 100%. You're an advisor. All this is all I've been so rock solid. I can't. Hey, everybody downs you with fucking a conversation. Can you just go? Can you just go with something fun? Here are your practice. I'll go, hey, you see the genocide going on in Gaza? No, but dude, there's a hike up there.

3:33:51That is so fucking good. You can go up to Massada. Not right now. Where they saw it. They'll shoot you. You're just a different side. They'll shoot your nose like a negative positive. Well, they have long range rifles. They'll fucking kill you. You can still get them. There's no doubt if they see you in the cross here. It's like, oh, yeah, that's one of them. Dude, I love it. It's too like I got back from me and everybody's like, oh, that's the genocide going on there. I'm like, I don't know, man. It was pretty fucking cool. Tee Leaf salad's great. You had the cool genocide? I was an advocate inside.

3:34:16You're a good guy. I just heard we said. No, we're not nuts. We're just like trying to get you to clarify. I'm saying focus on positive shit. Oh, yeah. Talk about the weather. Ignore the genocide. Ignore the genocide. You can do that. All right, where you guys ruin fucking conversation without the genocide? Well, I'm just saying it. It's just weird that that's people's line. What do you shut up about the genocide? Shut up. That's not fun. I agree. I agree completely. I agree with all the horrific things that are happening. Well, let's focus on the genocide a little bit. Yeah. I think we should focus on the genocide slightly and then have fun all at once we figure that out.

3:34:49Which genocide? Yeah. You want to go down that road? It's a couple of different genocide. How many of those genocide's going on? We're about to focus on the wiggers. What about the wiggers? Should we focus on that for a while? Should we break take a break from having a good time with the bros and be like, let's focus on the genocide. You have a bar where somebody brings up on a fucking genocide? It's the lame as conversation, guys. No one likes it. What I'm saying is, you have a tool -rated go change conversation away from fucking dumb shit like genocide and horrible shit like politics. Have it come back to some, hey, do you see this new movie?

3:35:17Oh, that was great. I'm not talking about genocide. I'm talking about people annoyed by a word. All right, joke. Same shit when it comes up. You're like, let's shift this conversation. All right, I'll shift. Well, the problem is social media, right? Yeah, I'm shift. Because those people post it. And then they get a bunch of other cucks. Yeah, that's bad. That's gonna be a vicious clip. That's the years it. But I'm saying in real life, don't you think you have a tool to steer conversation with the dog clip? Of course, of course. Of course. So I'm saying, that's a side we gotta have some having these conversations.

3:35:49That's it. Let's shift. As soon as politics, religion, genocide, and even this dumb shit, well done. Well done, done. The negative shit was like, what would do it? I get a shit. Sure, sure. That's what everybody says about their thing. Let's shift. All right. You guys ever going Netanyahu? Going as OnlyFans? Asked Jews. Imagine he had it only fans. God, you hear both sides of this stuff. Get so fucking downary. No, no, no. If we're going back to comics that became, look, I'm not worried about comics that actually righteous and have a good point. Right. Just the comics that became speakers, like just CNN, Democrat, hardcore.

3:36:33You know what they have in comics? It's weird. You know what they have in common? That's insanity. Low ticket sales. All of them. Anytime you see somebody start to post a lot of politics, especially if you're talking about like a hardcore Democrat politics or other comedians. Yeah, almost entirely. Well, it's weird. They'll get mad at you. Right. All the people that's all they talk about and it becomes like, you're just not doing jokes. Yeah. You're just, you're focusing on external things because you're not happy with the way you're being received. Yeah. Or it's making you not just write a joke.

3:37:07I was going to do a joke. I was going to do a joke about it. Jimmy Carter and it's how like if you go on stage and you're like, for real, I didn't mean that. I'm sorry. They still won't believe you. It's like, you'll, you'll not believe my apology, but you'll believe the joke. Right. They want to believe it. You want to believe the joke. That's the weird thing. If I go on and tell you, they're just playing, I got you. They're playing, I got you. But why? Because you want to do with the way? Because it's just a fucking game. It's just like playing, fucking pickleball. But it also feels like, it's just playing a game.

3:37:40It's trying to win. If they get you to complain about it, you lost to it. I guess so. You let them do it. Now you're, you do do a certain extent, but sometimes you can make things seem as foolish as they actually are. And someone, if someone else isn't doing it, maybe you should, like at certain, at a certain point, with some arguments, it really depends on how much energy you want to invest in it. And whether you're not, you recognize whatever energy you put out on this thing is coming back at you. Like, time's 100. Right. You have to figure out what you want to engage with and what you don't.

3:38:11Sometimes you should. I just get confused by it. It's confusing because you're never fucking idiot. If you were fucking idiot, you would be diving right in. You know, why would you do that? You want to get verified? Yeah, I would. You're trying to get people to give you likes. I mean, yeah, it's fools. I mean, it is fun to see a comic. It is fun to see a comic shitting under the comic and you look down at the timestamp when it's like 2 .48 AM. Yeah. You're just trying to do it. But you're doing this instead. You two rabbit hole. We're all going to die one. What are you doing? It's just drawing only half sold.

3:38:44It's Friday night and you have 150 ,000 Twitter followers. You don't do that way. There's an after party. Yeah, you're not. You know. Yeah. What do you care about people who suck? This isn't there's so much awesome shit to pay attention to. Yeah, we got a great time here. But the thing is if people suck in your industry and they're doing better than you, you just have to understand someone disagrees with you. All these people that are going to see that guy, they disagree with you. You maybe should think about your delivery. You know, maybe you should think about what you are. Like how you are being seen by people other than you.

3:39:20Also, you're on the side of everyone's having a good time or you're against that. Yeah. You just said that everyone having a good time is bad. Yeah. One bad because they don't love you. One half not walking out. Let me go fucking do something else. Well, if you hate good fun stuff. My friend is an agent. She's like, so who do you know that's funny because we're getting back into the funny stuff. We're like, we're not checking boxes. I know. We're getting back into funny. 500 people. We're getting back into funny. You're a Canadian agent. What a hilarious thing does that. That's a true sense. We're going to focus on the funny.

3:39:53We're going back to funny. We're forgetting. All right, PJ. Listen to that. It's all about funny now. I'm like, Jeff, here's to be buck wild. The buck wild. The naughty show. They would show you the best coolest stuff. The people who get sound in their life for the shortest amount of time possible. And like anyone who could be good. They're like, here it is. And now it's like, here's a bunch of check boxes that no one bothers going. Yeah. But was that a DEI thing? Was that a money thing? They didn't hold the line. All these clubs hold the line. But that's why you have fun. That's why UFC is the winners.

3:40:26You have to see the winner. Are you going to do well? Who's better fun? Who's better fun? And it's by the way, the most diverse company. That's also that's what comedy does. Comedy clubs hold the line. They're just, they're booking whoever's funny. That's when they don't. They don't hold lines. They don't book their funny. They're putting in themselves tickets. Don't worry. It's different than holding. Are you concentrating on comedy clubs and festivals the same way idiots? Yeah. Comment, festivals are gay and hard. Yeah, yeah. The whole line of fun. You've seen clubs go from like, great bookers to like suddenly like, I'm happy.

3:40:58I don't want you as a guy who owns a club. No, the mother ship is holding the line. But yeah, but I'm telling you, it's not easy to do. You have to have extraordinary resources to hold the line. Yeah, but that's the reason because you have to have money to just say, fuck you. You have to be able to say fuck you. No, I think you have a list of people that would that would show the line. I'm still only one woman or less on the line up. And he's like, well, he didn't show yesterday's when there's four women. And it was like, and and he'll look back, go. I just, I wish I would just be funny. But he was getting pressure.

3:41:28He's not. All the best. Only the after 10. He's getting pressure from people that own the club who are getting pressure from other outside forces. And I'm saying, hold the line. You don't do well financially. They don't do well comedically. And we'll be happy. Just book funny comments. You got to be willing to let it all fall apart. Yeah. If you have a business, and this is the only way you make money, and you have 50 employees, and all of them are dependent upon you to keep the doors open. If you have an email campaign, or some kind of crazy campaign, or protest, or something, you run the risk of losing money.

3:42:01And you get scared. If you most comedy clubs, most comedy clubs, are most comedy clubs, make a little bit more money than it takes to run the place. Most comedy clubs. Right, right. They don't do great. Yeah. So you're saying that's the out of place should book should ban those people because it's not holding on. I'm saying captain strong. I'm saying, hold on. I'm saying hold on. I'm telling you. I don't worry about them because they're not real people. They're not real people. I worry most do. Yeah. Great. You were concentrating on the few that can't or don't hold the line. We have a good club.

3:42:35The books good comics is great. And then suddenly they don't hold the line. And they're like, well, the people who sell the line. Well, the craziest non holding the line is the Canadian place that banned Dave, Louis, and who else? Shultz. Louis Gomez. Oh, well, Dave. Well, Dave, Jim Florentine. Jim Florentine. See how it's one more person. Seattle. One more person. Dave Smith. No, no. No, no. So, Seattle Florentine. Oh, yeah. You're right. You're right. See how I thought the Canadian, because they're behaving like can't you? Yeah, they're not holding the line. They're not just like, we're just going to McFarney.

3:43:05You guys do whatever the fuck you want. But they don't understand that they just budlighted themselves. And that's what's going to happen. Hey, bud, that's great. I know. It is real. But there was a thing that happened. You remember? No, no, I don't. I know. Before you. But that's what happens. That's what happened to Google when they released that fucking Gemini AI that showed the founding fathers as being all black people. And all the Nazis were just a jantified. Yeah, and it's not going to work for you. Hold your low line. Just do what's good. And don't fall prey to that. I understand. But they don't know that.

3:43:37They're just trying to stay alive. I'm just telling you that comedy club owners for the most part are barely making it. Right. They're just doing okay. They're doing okay. And they have maniacs working for them. I have to fucking count it a guy like you. But I'm telling you to count it up. I'm telling you to drop a bathtub acid you got from some dude in the parking lot on Friday night. I'm telling you to drop a club. If you actually do want to make a living, don't fall prey to what are the fucking bloggers are saying? Just book who's funny. Just book the good comics. But you've got to get all that.

3:44:03And you get a world of shit online. It's scary. It's scary. But I'm saying hold the line. Don't fall right away. I know, but they're scared. Just book the great comics. And they have good social media and good marketing. That's possible. But if they fucked up and they went all ice house and they don't have. Yeah, that it sucks. Then you have a real prize house. Did that? Well, the ice house is never was good at booking the show. I say ice house not in reference to the new ice house, but with the old one. The old one was like one of the greatest clubs of all time. But like on so many nights, it'd be like just the worst comedy there.

3:44:36It just wasn't good. Yeah. Because they didn't have anybody that was booking it correctly. And then you could come in and you could do shows there and it would be amazing. You could book your own shows, put it on your Twitter. It would be amazing. But then you come the next night when you didn't do that. You're like, what the fuck is going on here? Because they didn't establish the right social media presence. They didn't establish the right email list. They didn't have a good book. But what happens to like a JFL who doesn't hold it? And we'll just book what we think you guys will want. And then it's like, actually, nobody really wants that in terms of take the buyers.

3:45:09So just fucking stay with what's funny. You will be good. Well, they're finding out, bro. That definitely, but that industry is fueled by Hollywood. Yeah. Just for last was always in bed with Hollywood. And it never figured out how to disconnect itself even after Hollywood wasn't valid anymore. It should have been just like, this is the best comics that we know of that are alive right now. Skankfest. Forget all the both. Skankfest. No upscale tickets. Not only that, with Skankfest, it's built up. You can't get tickets. I guess. It's hell on that. But it's hell on that. Skankfest, you fucking can't get tickets.

3:45:46It sells out. It's fucking smart. Exactly. It's swarmed. Hold the line. That's what people want. Mike, when you get to my level, you'll bail. Good luck, buddy. There's always like, it's Tim Bill and Shane on some day. Everyone's like, I think there might be going to those. One day, when you get to me, you can bail, bud. All right. I think he's gonna hold the line. I'm gonna hold the line. We'll see. Then I'll snort it. Be. I actually got sick. I'll be there this year. Yeah. I'll be there every year. I actually genuinely got very sick. It's a fun time. I love skates. It's a blast. It's an important thing for comedy.

3:46:22It's a bunch of things. My agent pushed back every year and I'm like, I gotta go. It's an important thing for comedy. It's a festival made by comics for comics. Yeah. Wild. Oh, yeah. Bunga beer. I already had like four of them. Yeah. I don't say the counts. All right. You're talking too much. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. You're not. You're not. Are you? Are you talking about gay ass shit? You're talking about the fighty -mouth stuff you actually agree with. You're talking about gay ass shit, but I'm talking about the part of shit. I don't give a fuck about some Seattle club that fired fucking Lewis.

3:46:53They fucked up. Yeah. And Lewis was cool about Lewis. Like, stop attacking this club. Yeah. They do what they want to do. I do what I want to do. Yeah. That's when you know you won. That's the kind of chase you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I respect my opponent. He's a good man. Thanks for showing up. Yeah. He went the bigger man on there. Which is good of Lewis. He is a big fella. There you go, fat. Too many chickens. He's cold. There's a cold one. He's put it down. Damn. That was fat. Yeah. That was fat. Yeah. Joseph's feeling. Yikes. You did that in Iraq. Did you. You did that in Iraq. With from our ego.

3:47:27Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you try to marry a guy, you're wearing a dress. You're going to be f**ked. You know my favorite meme is. Don't waste it. Gaze for Palestine. Yeah. Gaze for Palestine. I'm proud of St .Pelysine. Gaze for Palestine rules. And they still push in there. They're still all born in this world. I swear to God, that's a Jewish Psi up, bro. It's Russia. It's Russia. That's a Psi up. Yeah. What's a Psi up? What does that mean? Psychological operation designed to subvert the people's opinions about this. Gas like you. It's a good trick. Yeah. It's China's doing it right now. That's why everyone's trans.

3:48:00It's happening. It's real. It's a, you know, one school they found that 50 something percent of the kids identified as LBGTQ or non -binary. Just joking around. 50 percent. Yeah. 50 percent. Yeah. That's why the odds that that's real. Well, zero. I like that Dr. Phil. He's a good man. He said it best. What? I can't remember. He said if it's all about equity and equality, why the f**k am I paying 150? For this college, if it's all going to come out equal in the wash, what am I going to the school for? They never do the math on that. Which is a good point. Well, the thing is like we're entering into a world where AI is going to eliminate most jobs.

3:48:42Yeah. 30 percent of jobs go on. We have to realize that right now, if you're involved in computer programming, good luck f**k face. I know they told you it's a major in this. A major in this. A major in this. A major in this. But by the way, you can learn from that and go on like, Jamie, what was your major? Walmart. I don't know what I got according to hardspot. Recording hardspot. No, gender studies. Whatever. What can you say, all of a sudden? It's what you got that girl named, dude. He came the number one podcast producer in the world. Yeah. How? Just doing different stuff. Not humble at all.

3:49:16No. You're not. Is that your business card? I'll get it a little nasty. I'll get a little nasty. I'll get a little nasty. I'll get a little nasty. Leave my Jamie alone. He's a good man. I love Jamie so much. Jamie, how come you don't come to my house anymore? He's an epitome. You've been gone. Come hang out with me, man. You've been very busy. Since you've been gone. I need to bring you that meat thermometer. I bought a meat thermometer for you. Oh, that's a gay code. No. It's not gay. No, no, no, no. It's about digital. Meat thermometer. It unlocks me. It unlocks girly. Yeah. It unlocks girly.

3:49:45Yeah. There's no guesswork anymore. Can I see that bone Norman needs one? It just unlocks it. I'm neat, deep and whiskey. Norman, you have to open it. You have to open it. Stop on this eagle's asshole. Come. No, you've had me have to open it. Two hours. All right. Shut up and suck on this eagle's asshole. Break it on, fatty. You put it in my ass. Fuck it. That's my favorite thing that you call me. Yeah. Oh, I like being called me fatty. I like when he calls you fatty. I feel a little less pressure. I always say it to people who are not fat. You like it? You said what you call to me. You said it after my call and you're like, good job fatty.

3:50:18Because it's not. It's not one of my insecurities unlike being short. So when you call me fatty, I'm like, that one doesn't even register. I don't like when they call you short. But I never call you short. I call you shorty. It's a term of endearingly. You call it fat earlier. I love my repeated pieces shit. That was me. I said you're a big fat fuck. I didn't call you fat. He's never called you shorty. I said I don't have a fuck you are. I said I don't have a fuck you are. If there's anybody that loves you more than I do, they're related to you. I never called you a short little tiny guy. But I am.

3:50:43So they don't do that. Because I love them. I actually love you so I only said it. I only said it because it was like important for like trying to get a laugh. Now you're reading the kickbox and book and you were getting it. He did it. I was. It's too cold. Oh, you didn't finish it? Give me that Marcus. Oh, you son of a bitch. You have to finish it. You can't give me that. I didn't finish it. I didn't finish it. I thought I didn't, but I did. You can't give people your back washed. No, no, that's all clean. But you ever see those people that make beer, they make fermented beverage and the women spit into it?

3:51:12What? Yeah, Bourdain told me about it. He went to this place and they made him drink this shit and he's like, dude, this lady was spitting in it. And like, you have to drink it. I've had that. It was some South American drink. I've had that. You've had it? They spit into it. They bury it. They spit it through again to give you to a bucket. And like, how much I drink? Like, as much as it's not being sulting. That's like, I'd be fucking drinking a bucket of buckets. Where was it? Where were you? Ecuador, the Amazon. Oh, that's right. New podcast, you've been tripping out now. Yeah. So that's most stories of this.

3:51:41Listen, can I give you a box of tomorrow? I actually wanted to talk to you about this. Okay. I don't think you should have a podcast that's about anything other than everything. Tile, but you can always hear about travel. Let's do another podcast. No, but no, no, no, no, no. Just Arish if he's the world. Yeah. It doesn't matter if it's travel. It doesn't matter if it's fucking some AI dork. It doesn't matter. It's a shit podcast. Yeah. Just you. Just you. But don't limit yourself. I hear you. Yeah. The thing is like the thing that always drove me crazy. You had to have these themes for every show.

3:52:17And I'm like, but it never stuck on theme when you and I get it. Do you want to tell me that we've got another theme? I'll come back. You and I reviewed one of my comedy specials. Oh, my earliest, earliest comedy specials. That's risky. Which one was it? God. That'd be tough. I think it was like my first one. No. No. No, usually I did a first one, but that one because I was on tour with you. It was not that one. Oh, I think it was talking monkeys in space. Talking monkeys in space. Yeah. Is that Denver? That was fun. It was, it was, no. No, Ohio. That was Ohio. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Rocky Mountain High was Denver.

3:52:46No way. But it was like, yeah. That's fun. You had this thing where you would like have guys like review their comedy. And like, I had not listened to it and fucking 20 years. So I forgot about it all. I was like, well, this is crazy. But that's also okay too. Yeah, absolutely. Like, instead of having this like one, this Aari Shafir sees the world. I get what you're saying. You're saying that's all I can do. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. That's just one thing. Travel podcast. You'd be tripping out now. Mark Norman's on the net tomorrow. But I'm saying there's lots of other stuff he could do too.

3:53:17Right. You know what? Trust me. Trust me. Trust me about this model. We should go to Spain to discuss Spain. We should go to Spain to discuss Spain. I would like to discuss Spain in Spain. Why don't we bring some equipment and we'll do it in Madrid. Okay. Fatador. That's fun. No, that is fun. It wasn't Madrid though. It was outside. There you go, Mark. There you go. We've been waiting for three hours. Yeah. Fatador. But my point is Ari. Let's do that. Ari, you can do all those things together like I have MMA part. I think you have more than one thing. I think you do in travel ones. All together.

3:53:49Yeah, it's cool. It's like this, okay? It's okay to mush them all together. Or you do lots of different things. I think you should boodain it. I think you should actually do it. I do, I do some of those in the foreign places. But here's my thing. Put it all under one hug. But yeah. Instead of having it all on a bunch of different podcasts like I like the travel one, but I don't like the music one. Put it all together. I get it. I do that's good. I love a yoga as well Are you sure? This is the name of the This is the name of the You never thought it. You can't touch your toes. Yeah, this is the thing.

3:54:17So I'll touch my toes right now This is the Oklahoma. Okay, watch this Not bad not bad I think right now are you fear you can't touch it does are you fear? You don't you are you fear see the world? Yeah? Dumb Jew that's a part of the way the pot. That's not bad either. Yeah, especially right now a lot of people click on it Just for hate. Yes, I agree. Yes. Yes, yes, some Jews I like that. Now you could be like stand up here Travel podcast you've been tripping about now Just out there to sit there. It's all under the umbrella of these guys doing shit. I think travel podcast I think one put it all together.

3:54:56It is all together under if you still are here No one podcast with all those things to connect it don't have multiple podcasts. We do different things So much travel and eat food and do Just put them all together are you fear sees the world? Okay, you got a lot of content A little better is it your travel podcast? But if you have it if you call it are you fear sees the world? Yeah, everything. Yeah, it's everything you do Yeah, it's anything all together and it's just you that's what you need you don't need a bunch of people down I don't want to subscribe to four different fucking podcasts Shut the fuck up stupid put it all together.

3:55:34It was not a podcast. I think whatever the fuck I'm not talking about He can't lose. I think you never admit What he can't even is wrong. Well, what you said because he has Whatever skeptic tank was great was that it was a good post it was that it wasn't that it was themed But it was also sees the world with this stuff about about areas Out of theme I will say this is I did your pod and it's a good idea. I did it too, but it's all Our fashion travel I miss talking to you I know we all to do that you're saying start another part of our show I see you I'm a content of iTunes right now Anybody can I have an opinion?

3:56:25Oh, obviously not yeah When it comes when it comes to I'm voice maybe you should listen to the guy who might have invented it Yeah, just but what what do you say I think I've been wrong every time you've ever suggested anything when it comes to pop You are you are consistent wrong I know one of the best new early new podcast in the world 2003 yeah, I love you. Yeah, I think you saw Little you got a little gay ass Bourdain in you Yeah, I got a Bourdain in it. I think I think I think if you do the travel pod and you actually incorporate traveling into it great Oh my god, I think that would be one.

3:57:09Let me tell you I find those are Mark Norman. Have you peed yet? No those episodes are coming Let's go to Spain and do yours. I would I That's gonna be too hard on the pod. No, I do it when I'm out when I'm gone. Let's do one row I'm alright and I don't think you have to it doesn't have to be weekly When you do it right now I'm doing by weekly I think I think and I think I can be whatever that's what it is I would I would love to go Spain you mean fucking hang out and chat away from it Kiss a little little in El Norte with everybody looks down on it. What's in that picture this? Yeah coffee water Yeah, give me some give me some Agua I'm going whiskey and beer by the way you guys are only going beer.

3:58:06Yeah, you're always the most over dude every time I'm gonna take my shrooms and you didn't you took one block it turns out it was I took two blocks and it didn't do anything I knew I should have taken two right away. Yeah, I'm bad shaman. I mean I'm just trying to warn you with those blocks I feel the half a block Hey, but I'm doing whiskey next special October 20th April 26th and Washington DC Let's go. Oh, let's go Yeah, even though I should not devote my time to a podcast. I am also doing a special Also, I also happen to be a stand -up comic. We're both selling horribly in Tennessee So forget Memphis and Memphis are all at the Road next April 26th, Archivir .com Dang And now you're gonna do and we both put one out.

3:58:55I don't know I put one out in September New York October. Yeah, yeah, it's harder. You got to write new shit. Yeah, and we're we're working on it. So come see us Yeah, now that Joe's gone we can promote So say hello on the road. I think I think a travel podcast is obviously It's a fucking great idea But you gotta watch out if you interview fucking Ian fight ants about going to fucking eerie pencil man It's not gonna be that it's all weird club places, but I will go to spank with you and do it there instead I would love it. You know I just bane. Yeah, I'll fight you You know what I'm thinking when we're free over the summer.

3:59:36I'm thinking as soon as I get done with this hour Yeah, I can't wait. Yeah, I'm gonna take like a couple months. I think I'm gonna it's my My real my real should tell Africa is I'm gonna go live in Spain for Spain. I love Spain. I've ever been it's You've never met a culture It doesn't give a fuck about anything to tell you that let's just drink a small No one gives a fuck really across the board this term. Yes, they are just like that fucking noon We're gonna all take a nap a little siesta. Yeah, no the siesta is yeah How long ago for a year? I was there. I was only a year six months six months.

4:00:16Yeah, wait What was this I was there for a year? It's coming in an episode of you be tripping there for six months. Yeah, it's coming It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. I missed that Spain rules. Uh -oh Get him get him. Oh doesn't like black eyes doesn't like part black eyes. I know I know Shape like a monkey, but it's still okay. It's okay, man. There's a human It's about me. Yeah, no It looks like a really grilla hands. I'm shaped like a primate You are very primate not a bad thing your primate like It's better than being a stork. I wish I was I wish I had more primate. Imagine getting a stork fucked You do and until it goes sideways.

4:01:05Yeah, yeah Like if you like that dude came up with William Montgomery. Yeah, come up to you Like what was that? Oh, I'm like, I'll fucking kill you I did right. Well, I actually did Well, you put out a what do you call the cold tank video and your dawn was really poppin. Thank you I read it like I don't know if you ever saw first time we did the cold plunger Me and Matt we had a podcast that week. I was like bro. I did the podcast. I did the cold plunger Joe God damn it then when you have to get in next and he's saying next to you and his dogs just right like You got a good dog bro. Thank you You got one you got a thick one bro Yeah, and you could you're on dick.

4:01:57I can't know what you where was that fear factor app? No Just just like that's a flexibility thing now and you it does Just flexibility if you're to want to sure. Yeah, you can't you can't but girls can eat their pussy's No, no, you have a different algorithm than I do Wait These those girls that are allowed to breastfeed yeah, pull their tits out because they have a fake baby That's nice. There's a fucking hole. They found their hack in the city They have a rubber baby and they pull out these big juicy tits. Yeah, they stick them in the mouth of a rubber baby Yeah, they'll get the fucking the whiskey bottle Girls can eat their own pussy Look at those two girls It's getting accomplished I don't recommend any of this behavior But it is possible it has been done I lick this is what I'm talking about with someone brings up all the Little little pussy right now.

4:02:58Is a giant divs. Yeah, that's pretty good And it was I could what? Norman just said he lick deserve it. I liked it But it took a lot of stretching and a lot of yoga and a lot of hours spit on it. You know, I got a lick no way Yeah, exactly. Yeah, let's talk to your tongue, but then I felt weird about it As well you should yeah, I watch a dude in a video that a friend sent me. I really wish he hadn't But this guy was this guy was inverted and he was like pumping into his own mouth and ejaculating and then he pumps into his own mouth again and ejaculates again Again, he's a hero If it was a woman the guy would be a real he's really filled with scum Tony Come Tony.

4:03:43Oh my god Okay, he's the straightest gay guy that's ever existed He's like at the cost Of like he could cross over it with any stiff wind Any stiff breeze that fence blows up stiff when he's in the land of gay I think he's a heterosexual, but if in 35 years he comes out he comes out as gay we'd all be like Oh, I mean, yeah, I wouldn't be Tony does so well He does well as well The girls and he dates are so beautiful so hot Smooth skinny has been killing it's the moment I met him even when he wasn't doing well, right? Tony look, it's it's again. It's a fucking talent thing Do you have the talent if you have talent you like Jeff Ross gets laid?

4:04:40Yeah, he's like no disrespect No disrespect Tony me and me and CEO I Like two days ago is with Theo when we were talking about Tony and it's so funny We all do the same thing about Tony where we like we make fun of him like that show was But I just did was unbelievable But we all make fun of him and then we're all like for real though I know favorite people Personally like every time I see him I'm like nice. Hey, buddy. Nice. I Confilling to feel it goodbye kill Tony. He is the best host of any show that has ever existed. Yeah. That's my Exit good host. He's so Tucker Carlson to kill Tony last night Tucker Carlson had no idea Which is how you set it up.

4:05:37How did you set it up? We're all having dinner Oh We're talking to Carlson and Lex Friedman and we're having stakes having a good time about women's rights We were a little bit Anyway, you be so we're talking about wild shit He told me that he's mad at me. He's crazy. I can't wait to tell you Wild shit. Please tell me about the one you can I'm gonna tell you some shit that you're gonna It's it's gonna go some Putin. We have 20 minutes. Anyway, I like the guy No, I'm saying like that one we're done here anyway. I'm hanging out with Tucker We're talking about the club is like I think it's amazing what you've done here I go you want to come to club.

4:06:18I go kill Tony's on tonight. I go kill Tony is the foundation It's the bedrock of stand -up comedy is a known universe. Does he have any idea what you're talking about? No idea No, so I have to tell him he goes how much can the community and make doing comedy? So I say Kill Tony's told out massive square garden two nights and a row in an hour. Yeah in an hour He goes what I go really I go I'm gonna take you to kill Tony right now. I'm gonna go Let's just go to the club. Give anything dude night. He's like no, I go great. So I take My way with Tucker. I'm on my way. I talk to Carlson Tony text me back during the show shows happening It's gonna by the way at the beginning of the show before anything Ashley Judd No, we're gonna winona wait what Ashley doesn't know no drug We know the truth.

4:07:04I'm gonna say she's saying that and then that's that up Blame Bud Light for my part. No, I'm like best Bud lights the best One thing I love about Shane is he's not a sell out Turned out Bud lights nice dude dream response I've been drinking it all night. Anyway, yeah, she Killed him she goes on stage and sings and the audience goes bananas. They don't even know she's coming They go ladies and gentlemen Ashley Judd 45 second round of applause right anyway, so in the middle of the show the show's already going on I text him I'm coming over with Tucker Carlson. No, it's on right now. He goes jump on stage.

4:07:44I go fuck. Yeah So Tucker doesn't know this so I'm in the backstage right behind the curtain. I go. This is the crowd I hear my thing goes this is amazing. I go. We're gonna go on stage right now It's like what I go I'm gonna bring you up and so Tony goes my two favorite people just drop by Joe Rogan and Tucker Carlson we go to the Everybody goes nuts. It was hilarious. Wow Paterson goes my grandma hate you It was we saw after right afterwards. He was like I called them a fucking word It was hilarious. Wow Tucker Carlson has some zingers really Surprise him with it where it's like it's not just like I'm gonna bring you on stage to a comedy show It's like he had no idea.

4:08:27It's a very specific kind of thing. By the way, Tony. They can do lots of stuff. Don't just do kill Tony But you can do it but like you just bring him into that environment. What did you just say? What the fuck did you just say you give an advice to Tony? Like I gave advice to you. Yeah, so I'm making fun of you I was like, don't be fun. I'm giving you good advice. You fucking dumb ass. He likes the Zen to the Tucker. Yeah, he does Interesting, but to bring him into that environment. No idea. No idea no idea And so he just goes on stage. Well, the audience goes nuts. He sits down. He's like this is incredible Yeah, it's what we do.

4:09:01Yeah Damn, yeah, we have zingers He had some zingers. Did Lucas come in? David Lucas. No David's out of town. Unfortunately, that'll be perfect But William Montgomery murdered William Montgomery murdered Damn William Montgomery is another dude who's just coming into his own right now. He's coming into his own By the way, I saw I saw a day one Listen, I said I'm going to day one. I remember I remember you guys. I remember we were at the Vulcan He would go on he'd sit backstage you guys would be like man. You sucked. I'd pull him aside. Go bro Well, that's real that's not real I'm no I watched I'm not sucked but I never said he's like I tried to get him a ditches no What the fuck was that?

4:09:53No, all I tried to ever do what he did was ditch the notes. Ah, yeah That's it. Well, my gummer. He's going stage with a notebook. I read off the notes That's a key you can't do that. I remember that you're so menacing. I'm gonna do key ring the notes It's so funny Right, yeah, yeah, yeah right now. I think I think he's extremely funny. He's funny as fuck I saw him at Kiltoni Houston, I think and it was like if you just don't know what you're going into It's just like are you really mad? You know who's the fan of his the black keys So I have the black keys and the podcast like we fucking love William Montgomery What you want to see him tonight and they like fuck yeah, so they were coming to the club already by the way Never been to see stand up both Dan and Patrick not true Dan or not both no way But never saw stand -up live Patrick 100 % and he's the big stand -up fan they're both stand -up fans But I don't know if Dan had seen it before but Patrick 100 % told me he had never seen live stand -up till he tick came to Michael Never seen live stand -up.

4:10:59He only watched it on YouTube or on Netflix or whatever so They could tell me they're a fan of William cycle William you gonna go up tonight I might have you go up second because you can't have William go up first There's two weird two weird people don't know what the fuck going on first. Yeah, so he goes up second and murders All the greatest hits and they're darn I was in the balcony with the black keys Watch him William Montgomery and I set it up. It was amazing. It was amazing It was amazing. So what's Tucker doing? What does he think after the show that he like it? We went to bidsies. Yeah, we hung out mitsies.

4:11:35Yeah, he doesn't drink right he doesn't drink But he's hanging out with a bunch of fucking drunks There was a lot of sweaty arms Yeah, you see that guy trying to get Tucker Carlson without realizing it's him. He's fishing in central What are you doing here? What do you mean? He was very nice. Oh now time An hour at least now But he goes what are you doing is I'm allowed to fish this podcast is like six hours old it always is This is the best how many hours are we in Jamie? We could just turn off and keep going but we've been doing the same thing We're doing the same we're gonna be doing the same thing in an hour in the fucking green room That felt like an hour that's what I'm talking about the guys like he's like why you filming the guys like I'm allowed I know you're allowed sir.

4:12:24I'm asking you why you It's legal to fish here the guy had no idea who he's filming He just I was filming a random time ago. Oh, what? Yeah, it was like five years ago. No, I think there's like early 2000. Well, there's so many narrative He's like you're a lot of fish. Yeah, honey pond in New York. I'm just like It's all narrative. It's all there just like vibes He's not a bad guy man. He's not hung out with the dude. He's not a bad guy. I met him a couple of times Torp with the dead he's just he's just a guy when on the road with the dead fall around He was a grateful dead head. They got the bad idea about all these people.

4:12:58Yeah, he's in the fucking belly of the beast And he recognizes 10 years ago Okay, okay, live fishing in Central Park You're a fucking dork. What a fucking hippie? Bunnerd is and he got the easy evil. He's a hippie. Well, he's a fly fisherman Central Park. Yeah, he lives in Maine and he hunts and fishes in Maine Yeah, and he lives in Florida sometimes. He's a good dude, Matt He's just very odd He's very odd. He's the most Canadian American there is is he Canadian? No, but he's like how you doing sir? Right, like he just got that vibe California. Yeah, it's from LA. He's a nice guy man. I'm telling you It's just like he takes on controversial subjects and becomes a light lightning rod for hate If he told me he's never got mushrooms, we have this If he says that much I said I don't believe you He did a lot of coke man.

4:13:52He talks really that was his thing He's a lightning rod for what why is it? Why do they get a vibe on someone? He was on his nose He was challenging them. He goes we shouldn't be a war On Fox news not in his off time on Fox news. What are we doing in this fucking stand RFK's against war? Well the problem is that like we have all like your classify people as on our tribe or not on our tribe Good or bad are we in or we out? It's I'm too easy. It's too dumb and it's people like People like you and me and you as well that used to be on the left I would consider myself on the list most most of my life until I was like in my late 40s And I was like what are you guys doing?

4:14:37This is crazy well they lost the plot The plot was supposed to be free speech open dialogue Communication Acceptance of all people as long as they're not doing something fucked up. Yeah, the fucking destroy other people's lives I think it's just the the militant left is what we're against So if you ever went to the right, but we're like no, no that's why I know for suddenly that's what China one They want the empowered that fucking radical Excitable insane skits of frenic fucking SSRI outled left The left the left that was like the most bonkers of bonkers shame put your fucking headphones Tick -tock got in there Time you didn't get anything when you think about this banner tick -tock It's come I love it's come we need it.

4:15:27You don't have our society. Don't want it. It's garbage Get it out of his and Instagram and Twitter and Facebook banner. All spoke And like a chewed you better all listen this Because IDF because they're exposing what's happening in pasta Better all I'm so drunk. I said to you To do But no fire that up who's getting in there? You can't ban anything Ari Stay off One you did one you can't do one for Smoke John McAfee's meth Yeah, okay On tick -tock same thing obviously don't ban it but but not obviously you fuck but you're ban it all you want you Yeah, you're a goddamn fascist anytime we get off the phone is better.

4:16:38No That people stay on the phone if they're so fucking dumb if they get killed by wolves they're the slowest motherfuckers at the end of the line Kill but there's walls And they're trying to make you trans And they know what the fuck Chinese Push -ups and Kung Fu You ever seen Chinese movies Chinese movies where they hire like hot shot American actors like B level Yeah They don't blur they break out the miners Send me a link What are they doing the wager making iPhones do you want an iPhone or not no one cares about the way? I want to buy the Weakers are getting killed a slavery right now. You know you can't even buy a fair phone in America.

4:17:54You can't buy the other day And I decided I'm gonna I'm gonna go full eco you can't even do it. You can't buy a fair phone in America. What's a fair phone a Phone with no both slavery. It's a phone that drink like a Sustainably sourced $9000 no, it's not expensive If you ever come on you replace the battery. It's modular you go place. Let's do regular ones. Oh We're gonna good are you cock sucker? We're talking about fair phones. Yeah, why can't you buy it? You can but you can only buy it if you live in another country What yeah, that's crazy right? All these little here. You can't buy a fair phone.

4:18:31I don't know what the deal is but in America You can't buy this phone called a fair phone and the fair phone is a phone. It's like sustainably sourced Like they get all their cobalt through ethical mining allegedly. I don't know what's real But you can pop off the back move the battery you can take up every single piece of it is modular. It can be replaced Yeah, why don't you know that's crazy they haven't in another country, but why it should be readily available here for all the liberals Who were like yeah, you're literally tweeting on a phone. It's made by slaves It's most most of the virtual signaling if you get to the Sardarth Kara who wrote this book and he did a lot of Investigative journalism on the Congo talk about cobalt mining tiny Asian hands you get to the at no Africans if you get to the end of the cobalt mining it's fucking people pulling out minerals with rocks sticks and shit pulling shit out and they're getting toxic feelings.

4:19:26Yeah, it Trump's mean sometimes Yeah, give me a beer Which one you guys are gonna vote for Donald Trump which one of us isn't I don't vote but I'm in dinner whatever you guys decide I like RFK you're gonna vote for RFK he seems fun over Trump You know for Donald Trump. I so if you had to vote for Trump, we're Biden who you vote for? Well, I've over Biden last time what I did yeah I was mad about the Picture the comedy stuff that makes it worse You don't think I kick up again. What's that you just bang on own?

4:20:11This is out of it. I didn't want to do this, but this is just to honor you. I didn't want you fanfare I want to do that for a bunch of them secretly That's all the game. It's good to see it's I honor you with this I'm all love of the game show the honor Can I just say if you vote you're a fucking door girl Pan Tik Tok and no voting I like I was with Warren ramp up the Patriot Act Ari let's make it even more hardcore I Definitely start your travel podcast when you can't fucking travel anymore because you signed up for a ban on Tik Tok You signed up for centralized to do currency you took the vaccine Oh great Because I want more bananas go plant bananas you fucking bitch Blutton Fried Cuban wake up Jamie played the fucking thing we're already banned You just play it were you buying a couple?

4:21:23Can you do like an extra curricular offshore? Where is there is there a cover of America? Fuck yeah, we can play America Come Listen, let's be real they're right if you're right now doing a lot of string theory work on a yellow Legal pad I was before this podcast dumb Yeah, I'm sure you get you get on stage tonight your dumb Huh? Yeah, if you try to get on stage after fucking Ari Shafir your dumb you don't know what you're doing You know The great wait we are getting But you but you are a string theorist all right If you're a string there's things everybody is fucking stupid who will then understand your nonsense you write on a chalkboard With squiggly lines and ends and a Demic eye who said stand -ups easy because you have a captive audience and they're all they're all drinking a Democrats like an academic god damn it.

4:22:46I'm gonna find you to use a Democrat No, it's not an academic who a stand -up is easy. It was one of those high -level academic names You know a stand -ups easy. It's a captive audience and you're all drinking so it's obviously easy I want to bring you to the stand for three shows in a row. How about bringing the mother shit? We go on after Shane Yeah, good luck fuck face Good luck fuck face gang It was somebody one stupid if you don't know that well one of those guys they're all silly Jamie you gotta find this for me Malcolm is a sweet guy. I've had my other podcast. I can kill him Small room Malcolm would eat hot dog shit If you want when I'm Brian Simpson's got new Live with the mother ship available right now go on after Brian Simpson Malcolm ladwell or stop talking shit Oh Wait, that's him Remember this I'm sure I'm sure he said this in just in good faith.

4:24:00No, I think he said Well, I don't know you're right. You're right. Maybe I'm gonna get caught up on that man come on the podcast He's a good guy. Does the man has a stand -up? It's dealing with people in a tightly controlled setting Rich set of expectations governing their behavior This was back in part of us. Yeah, yeah You know and create an expectation that laughter is the appropriate response to what they're doing I cannot imagine a better set of circumstances and easier set of circumstances for navigating a Social situation than those Bro I know I'm bro 1989 in 1989 Greg Fitzsimmons got attacked on stage at stitches comedy club in Boston in 89 this guy jumps on stage Fitzsimmons and him get into a fucking Donnie Brook They're fucking brawl and in the middle of this comedy club in 1989 in Boston The security guards jump on stage they tackle this guy fit Simmons guy a fucking duke in and out Fitzsimmons the guy goes into the audience they they arrest him they take him out of there Fitzsimmons goes Anybody else wants some of this Respect Imagine bigger audience member and going here's some short pale guy.

4:25:36I could take him and you're like you chose Greg for Simmons Idiot But it's people that get him in trouble socially. He's an Irish guy I've been friends with Greg and I started out one week apart from each other. Oh great egg It's in his rules. He's awesome, but I mean, I this is like 89 This is like before Greg was Greg Before he's Emmy award winner all that bullshit. Well that makes you softer. Yeah He's like it's still the same dude. He still goes hard. Oh, yeah, he still goes hard. He still goes hard I try to get him to move here Yeah, I got a life too. He has a golf course right next to him.

4:26:21He's happy There aren't Phil but liberals Give one to mark marks mark so there is my whiskey here. You still have the same one He takes like that must whiskey and pours water Water Can I say this I have a lot I got the bottle right here Joe drink three different russes Anywhere tonight I'll go on the end of the fucking embers. Can I say this just go to the improv tonight? We've done this The 11th Just same route. I will let Adam Corolla keep the number one podcast your world on get us book a world And Joe is doing his own festival three days in a row Let me get one time out okay, right time out.

4:27:27That's an old time out. She hot shut up Is the 11th the 11th one 14th so far we've all died The one person who is always never died died No, listen, we got to keep it right. Joe died. He knows where he's doing we keep on more guys. We all we all need our Well, you know, but listen we know every single one of these we all die The one who doesn't die. I don't have those quips inside of me Hey, puke I disagree I just agree You got to catch up, bro Every time you go you got to catch up he goes I was drinking whiskey you had two Sips We Don't fall we're all dying Listen man. We are approaching five hours into a podcast that can change the election I I think my govern who I think we need to We need to respect our position in this cultural world where yeah, I don't respect it I just do you do and that's what I want bring on the blog Two three four five six seven eight nine Refuse also wait a minute Shane only has two something is a miss Stealing his empties you fucking idiot Fuck yeah 20 minutes, I'll do it for you I got now it's time to talk to her key I'm sorry about the economy That's mentioned grab is out of control Yeah, you watch you watch say you need any guys watch it.

4:30:20I watch it. No My dick in my hand It was doing body weight squats Well, they hit Biden with some good chemicals the whole gang was on the same page All right, love to get that cocktail It's got to be better than the Kennedy cocktail. Oh, yeah, the Biden cocktails gotta be like days from death cocktail Is I Miss unfair to be this cute So fair is the Viagra Old people just had to suck it up and not get a boner And now kids today are doing Viagra at like 21 yeah back in the day You had a rope around the base your balls Yeah Yes, you risk blacking out pull it up like a ball You like pulling on it Well, that was nice Bro the day they figured out by aggro is like the day they figured out the internet like Everything has changed everything change the game has moved on game has moved on 80 -year -olds are fucking That's fucking Yeah 92 that changed everything And by the end god damn whiskey bottle you fucking sad Except your fucking switch a squeeze that dick off like a fucking you're being you're being fair Squeeze that dick off like a garden hose in the 70s.

4:32:10You're gonna fill that bottle of aren't you? I would have if I started up and scratch Joe your big fair and I apologize. I can't leave you Should have just pissed in the bottle. I wish you didn't the hallway, but it's okay. Well, that was the original Like one more Do we ever show you fucking bar thing like a fucking baby? I have the video has babies bar Thank you How do I have babies bar Was a big expert. We were sure you bar for like a baby. How's baby's bar?

4:32:43What how much do you think it would cost to get someone to drink a fucking whiskey bottle filled with your piss a bottle Not a whiskey shot a bottle if you had that dude from opian anything Baby bird the dude the gay no no no no no Pat Duffy Pat from monocle That's all piss imagine how much money would you have dickened your patreon account? Well, you got a hand to Arie because you're old and you're hanging in there You really you got a retired by now Well All right, you work out currently regularly he's a best His life is how you chop cheese all day But Arie's capable of firing up He and him went out to the boy Sober October fitness challenges the only guy worried about really yeah, yeah, cuz I'm really Cuz he's a psycho also.

4:34:01I will do the thing where I'm like guys guys. Let's not let's not try this not try You know what I almost did you know I almost did but I had a quarries out getting Michelle wolf to wear my strap for fucker I know Everyone and Michelle to regret it was like 100 percent I'll be quiet forever for that But when you said that I was like Michelle's gonna die No, she takes Michelle to hell. Oh wow. That's how deep you go. I'm gonna shit take everybody to hell Michelle rules Like there was no no no doubt. I was gonna take you all to hell. Yeah It's just that one fucking hunting trip where you worked out for fucking 18 hours a day For four straight days.

4:34:44No, it was the one day that I watched John Wick 50 times in a row and I literally did seven hours of cardio and Elyptical and set off my fire alarm. Can I just say I set off my fire alarm with my body steam I say what a motivator spiders that no one's taking advantage of Spite as a motivator to hurt your friends to work out to read you whatever it's so there It wasn't even that yeah, I was you wanted to be bird no you think it that was what what That's what it was like I was feeding That's no morning is athletic if you like little like division three fucking yeah I've gone with their own I would I was I was like letting the wolf out of the cage Now what is the white thing?

4:35:31She didn't like it. She didn't want me to do it next year I'm that broken boyfriend. He's not happy when he when rob gets in the cage It's not what I get in the cage. I'm lock it. Wow. That was the problem. You like the Hulk. I'm always this the problem is I was like oh I forgot this was in there right and then like we're doing that fitness thing. I was like I'm gonna kill it because everyone I think it'd be GSB one locks it. Let's kickbox together. It's not it's a fucking fattest piece of shit Alcoholic who gets you the fucking wild well. He was just saying he was gonna win him like I'm gonna kill you Yeah, that's the right guy Yeah, I'm gonna drag you to like where I'm about to die and you're not gonna live I'm gonna make it I'm gonna get like let's see what you can do if you can get close I'm gonna go further.

4:36:21I'm like I'm leaving a little out of your freak electrolyze all day Nothing but rib eyes. It was bizarre. We need to protect our parts challenge. We just drink We just like don't care That's way healthy way out there mentally. I don't like that part of me. Yeah, really? Yeah, I don't like it I don't like it but I had to have not lose it's not a competitive thing. It's it's murderous It's way different than competitive interest. So he shows it yeah, it goes way further Yeah, it's basically like bombing Gaza like you will not win there be no more But it was like I was saying to a friend of mine today I was like what is real is doing a Gaza is like what a fifth grader would do if he said if you were the prison in the world How would you stop all wars?

4:37:11I'm gonna bomb hospitals Yeah, why are they why are they I don't give a fuck I don't listen I don't care That's why there's human beings that's why I'm not over there The reason why this human being still in 2024 is because somewhere along the line someone decided that the only way to do this is to Go full bog of Agita full I am become death destroyer of worlds I'll drop you nuclear bombs. That's what fucking Oppenheimer said I will drop nuclear bombs I will show you on that table of America Hey, I look at Palestine rape those Thai nationals sort of music festival Thai nationals They're just not a festival Obviously Way to rape Thai nationals For just one second you go hey, maybe we shouldn't rape those Thai nationals Yeah Did you Just And murder at a 1200 no, no, I'm just saying wouldn't that noopsy Could you be like that was wrong for one moment go yeah, we shouldn't a rate and murder those Thai nationals brother I think they admit that that was I know Candace Owens is making a video about you Anyway, I Show me anywhere they've said that I think size of a targeted stop killing Jimmy's correct the the Thai Versus the trans women are going out obvious right?

4:39:18Hello. What he just said say it again stop killing end of story That's it okay What's it what about them what about that what about them? Hey guys, I'm having a great day in Austin. I'm getting paid way too much to a comedy club tonight Where I'm too drunk to perform everything's pretty good in my world allegedly? You're gonna be fine. Yeah, yeah, you're doing America's obviously still number one did you the Thai lady boys are fighting with the trans people? Why because they're like hey, you're stealing our thunder. I did a bit my special about lady boys But like that's transphobic I'm like they're different than you.

4:39:55Oh, they're fighting. Yeah, they're going at it It's a the news story really pull it out lady boys Give it a go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go. It's a it's a real problem Jamie also cheer up dude You know cocksucker this time cheer up for Brian Simpson his new Netflix special available right now live at the mother ship on Netflix look great Look great called again Comedy is great One That's the one I have my body was a fine Simpson just put in B. R. I. There it is huge trans sexual prostitute Bro this is a Brian Simpson trailer 100 sure on lady boy mob Fighting in Bangkok turf war dude.

4:40:40They'll go nuts on you With that squirts Well the lady boys are fighting with the trans people Because they were really people trying to take a good look at these new trans prostitutes and Philippine and From the Philippines and Thai lady boys brawled in Bangkok. What if Philippines doing on a fucking opposite side first of all They shouldn't be there. Where is the live? Oh, yeah now you understand Gaza Throat punches Clambering over What tear off rivals close and throw punches?

4:41:23Here's the regarding our to enjoy a sufftuber who their Von jazz you deal with them Whoa Laughing just Asian And we see his eyes. He loves it. Oh shit. Brother's wild. Well, we, oh, look at that. Oh, I thought you made it. He made all these three people still wearing masks. Sorry, buddy. What's possibly? Mask wears. Well, we all knew that the trans community was gonna butt up against the Lady Boy community. Yep. Yep. It's a different thing. It's a different thing. Lady boys and trans are not the same thing. They're similar. Unfortunately, I was in Thailand, I was with my whole family. Oh, I would have paid a visit to those boys.

4:42:15So I got to leave them the big and look. Watch a little kickbox. Say, keep moving. Fish eat. Eat your fucking cows off your feet. Jay, Joe's word. You got a current episode of Ubit Trippin. And I'll tell you about some stuff in Thailand that you should have done if you would left your family. How about we just do it? Ari, Shafir, he's the world. 100%. Let's do it. I'll call it a roll. Now, just trust me. Now, I got good instincts. Damn. Joe has, if you were going to trust anyone when it comes to maybe a podcast being successful, Joe Rogan's a decent guy. What if they've won podcasts? You've done that.

4:42:51I've got good instincts. Before I feel scared, by the way, the worst advice I've ever had. Oh, I love it. I love it. Other than my wife, Joe. One time my kids were going to Disneyland. My wife was like, you don't have to do a podcast. Mike, but I do. I have to. So thank God you didn't listen to me. I was like, I have to. I told people I was going to do it. But Ari was like, you got to, you got to be under an hour. You got to be under an hour. You got to be under an hour. It's been so long. It's been so long. It's been so long. Joe, you were talking. Who was it? Who was it? It's stupid. I am what's wrong.

4:43:26But this is what I said. I said, so don't have to listen. The most important thing is just do whatever the fuck you want to do. Joe, I had not considered that. And now the people listening to this show have made it this far. Yeah. Now they don't do it. Whoever's listening right now. The new stratosphere of us being. I'm trying to tell him. Ari Shafir sees the world. I'm going through it. What is his drummer? There's this cover. Oh, there's this cover. Jamie just gets salted with a lawyer. Jamie, have we just been a cam up with Jamie? Jamie, you just ruined our show. It's a cam up. No, I like this guy.

4:44:00It's a cover. It doesn't matter. It's so good. This guy's mustache rolls. Hey, Shane, how come a cafe wouldn't do your fucking fucking thing? How can we bitch? I'll tell you what? How can we bitch out about it? Because he didn't want the world. He didn't want to win the Super Bowl anyway. No, no, no, no, don't ever talk about McAfry. This fucking McAfry guy bitched out. One dude Shane's fucking funny. No, no, no, no, no. Everyone else did it. But one guy in the cap ring didn't do it. McAfry got too fired up. Too fired up. When he was scoring a touchdown, he was genuinely. He wasn't thinking about anything.

4:44:32That's fair. I accept that. He got too fired up. I accept that. I accept that. Shane. Yeah. When they scored, they fired up. They're fired up. They're fired up. But they still remember McAfry's just a white running back, dude. That's a different type of thing. If you're a white running back and you score any touchdown ever in the NFL, you're like, that was wise. Well, he's good. This guy's good. McAfry. McAfry's on a 9 -1 -1. I don't know what's going on. You got to see. Joe, imagine a football player version of someone hitting like eight rails and then pocketing. I mean, he's in. That's right.

4:45:06Christian McAfry is a white NFL running back. Beast. He's the bear. He's a white NFL. It's a position that like guys are incapable of playing. What's the problem? He's the best ever. He's the best ever. Guys like Christian McAfry are GMs. And he's here at the problem running back. What does that mean? The problem is the general matter. The initial thing that the problem is is normally if I'm friends with the guy in the NFL, like a superstar, sexual icon like Gabriel Davis. He's a hot guy. When he scores a touchdown, watch this. Watch this. This is the M .S .S .P. Blanco Bill. Now, it gave versus Miami.

4:45:47No, you got to give him the Shane thing. Shane's promoting this. I was that down. I was that one. That was the one he gave me as Jersey. I looked like a retarded guy in the crowd. So Shane's promoting this kid. This kid right there. Back up. This kid. Who's this kid? I just keep saying that gave that celebration. This kid. I'm like Gabe just hit. He's a worse fat Irish kid. Watch Gabriel. That's a hot kid. And then the NFL, the number one to two sports in the world. Gabriel hit it. In the world. What's number one? UFC and then this. No, no, no. Football. Number two or three. Crickets. Four. Four.

4:46:31Five. Top five. This is why it's top 20. Top 10, no matter what sports in the world. But cricket's like a billion. Can you talk? Soccer's up there. Soccer's number two. Soccer number one. Soccer number one. Football. No, no, no. It's soccer football. It's top 10, no matter what. It's cricket because of Indian people. Very popular. Is that big in the NBA? They drop loads. Soccer and cricket. Soccer's number one. What's number one? Soccer. Soccer. Soccer. Soccer. Number one by far. I don't know because China and India don't play soccer. Soccer does play China. They just don't make the world cup.

4:47:08They do and they pour out and they watch World Cup all day and all night at the fucking bars. China number one. You would go to China and you nasty kind of thing. I love it. Still available. As long as you're not dissonant, head over to China. We're about the week. What? What? I'm going dumb. I'm going to see the week. Absolutely. Now that we're drinking a little. Yeah. A little. Elon Musk fucking dominated that. He got a beautiful. He's a big interview. He's thinking of you the guy who had you. And then fuck that up. Also, he didn't have a contract signed yet. He's fucking down. Who didn't have a contract signed?

4:47:41Oh, Donald Sennman. He has a super truck too. Yeah, he was going to give him a truck. He's not like he was money. You guys don't understand. He doesn't really care. Also. What Elon said was so apt. He said, Donald Lennon was doing CNN off CNN. Yeah. You don't have to do that. You're on the internet. Have a fucking conversation with a dude. Don't just berate him with questions. Yeah. Allow him to talk. You're going to get me. Let's talk. Let's talk. And I'm going to get you. Have you thought about the difference between free speech and hate speech? And like, where is the line? Like, do you think about the line?

4:48:16Do you think it's like more important that people decide what the line is? Right? Yeah. And he's like saying that to him. And Donald Lennon's like, oh, I just thought I was going to get you. But John Lennon never asked it that way. He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. It's hilarious. It's John Lennon is talking about like, oh, it's been so hard for me. And like, and Elon said, you're extremely successful. He's like, yeah. Yeah. But that was, you know, accidentally against all odds. Like, no, it's not against all odds. It's because of the current climate. That's why you were successful. Dude, aren't you?

4:48:51You're not good at what you do. I don't drink. Become great. Become great, Mark. Yeah, exactly. And what did he say? Because I can't. I don't know, I was in. Become great. So what happened? Mwah! Oh, yeah. You much. And it was hard to say. I don't know where it's hot in my mouth but it's chasing us. You got the sex. You got the sex of domination. We had something on. Put on your wooden beads. and Great to my guy look at that your girlfriend's hideous Three two one mark go That's just guys have fun that's guy fun People hate to see who are these people what kind of lose and what do they love? Who are these people and what are they and what do they care about what Finish it Oh Mark sometimes you break my heart makes me so dang gum set hey dang gum This is the last beer no way thank God told you we do the board another case last beer For sure have more cases hey, can I say something I just a memory of Scraping together fucking three dollars each to get a case of beer I write drinking it back in the day Back in the high school I got a dollar 20 that'll do let's go you didn't know whether or not you were gonna be able to get drunk You didn't understand what the world was You didn't understand what the all these expectations meant and all these people are telling you what to do and what not to do They were wrong not not only were they wrong they were trying to import in part their control on you to try to justify their own existence man You remember how fun it was to get drunk when you were a kid I Don't know if we're allowed to say that on the other but I remember Pugin at cab when I was Famous it's one of my favorite moments me my boys.

4:51:33Yeah, we would we would go to ocean city Maryland every year Oh Let's go I love talk about this and do a pee. Oh see grab a cake grab a case boy. Yeah, Joe a couple of Ruskies Yeah, that's the case bro. Do some we go down. Oh see bro. Yeah, no one understands Del Marva connection I love it the Philly Del Marva connection. Yeah, ocean city man a 24 pack of natty ice was $11 and what do you do? In ocean city at the boardwalk we just sit on a tree trunk and drink them. It's the best It's the best when you're young getting fucking hammered. There's nothing better now I don't I don't want anybody under the age of 21 to drink don't but just not the one we just Under 21 when I think rule no one Carried it when you guys shouldn't do it when we did it it ruled I did not do it I waited until I was 21 to enjoy Bud Light responsibly But if I had a day dream if I imagine what it would be like if I was 15 and Keep drinking shotgun beers and oceans Oh see or Hobart do we screwy you go to have over a screwy beach?

4:52:53Delaware boom oh Dude God gave us these beaches God gave us these God gave us these what's the pizza place down there? Grotto You gotta get a fresh slice of grotto I got my lesson in grotto. Oh you go see hey, what's the plans tonight mama seed love jump? I saw you know that's all there Scorpion King I saw that movie with the rock Oh Yeah, be a Jared doops. Yo shout out Jared doops. Let's go Show him grotto's pizza fucker damn dude. I'm not ocean city Maryland. Oh Grotto's I've been to that literally that one. Oh, I got fucked in the ass of that bar Dude nobody reps the man on flag Man with flag might be the tightest pencil me or United States flag and nobody rocks it full hat all Marim fly is the sickest I want to ski out there all man man that got you here do this To that one get away from me.

4:53:57Why are you cow? Dude you'll die. That's why no one will remember your name I got the hiccups Fuck yeah, we're just taking the day of other fucking baby. That dog should be taken away S .B .C .A. Get in here Rogues is Rogues Robic I'll break one man now we're drinking a little alright to the end word. I'm gonna tell you this Where are you? You might be the best dude you are the best dude. Oh Don't fucking don't make me regret it. Don't make yeah Nobody supports stand -up like we're organ. I don't know of all these sure pretty good who? Who? Bully sure Mark make ups Yeah, nobody supports all stand -ups like Rogues Rogues Rogues you're the god damn bro Who's all that coming who saw that comment some fucking Workout guy supporting stand -up more than anybody in the world nobody does yeah Make me normalize having open micers on having going hey sorry all of us don't can't have your aunt and I got an open mic Or on I got a push I got a Jewish freak who fucks his dog.

4:55:13I got to bring him Why don't you do this dog this way let that dog go he doesn't fuck his dog you just loves it I love it. Yeah, but he loves it too much for a man. Yeah, let it run real let it go. She's been running wild She's fine. Yeah, all right the tailors lap dog different She's like that curled up tails sign of anger. Yeah, put the dog damn bro Get it go hey, hey, don't get the fucking shame gillus from SNL doesn't want me to love you Laying Lauren Michaels for my lack of affection right now. How was Lauren on the SNL night? It was a beast. It was he was he cool. There was he like we made it.

4:55:55He was awesome me and Sal went It was a fun fun night. I'm at Becky really now. Yeah, it was so cool. It was so fun literally. I called Every favor I had to get into the fashore room. I was trying to me and Sal volcano volcano came up empty What do you mean called in every favor? We get he called Collin Joe's I can't do it literally every Comics yeah, every new comic was like I want to be there. Kyle was there Christine was there. I got mine I said how I'm gonna call your manager goes gay. Yeah, just follow up make sure I'm like hey idiot I'm obviously coming to the showroom watching a fucking on a telecast in a green room with a bunch of fucking dorks Shane you maybe be a dork how day you be nasty like this Joe's Joseph where you going?

4:56:52He's going to get my beers. He's going to get my beer Anyway, you being there it's a rule. I want you know, it meant literally nothing to me I was so pissed you were there Right no Make it he can be after my actual shade is like hey get the rosary and changes goes he's on taking picture on the outside of the other part he goes Let the rosary And Dude it ruled so far so hard we got a picture of us my niece was pumped at a Sal was it my niece was my niece got there was like she loves Yeah, go jokers. What was the date? What was the date? February 24th me dirty photos fought I would the fact that we're happy to be there too welcome Welcome to the party for once, bro.

4:57:47Wow, a whiskey. Yeah Fucking too whiskey shut up, dude. We rated we read it. We read it 21 savages. I dress your room Seven decks of cards so many Peter by the way jelly South picit No one deserves more credit than 21 You're really that's the bro. What was so impressive about him? I was a sick picture. That's a sick 21 Hey me Shane and me Shane sell on in front of it and Shane just automatically go in the covers Rightfully so I was rock to not do it to not just fucking that's fun dick punch. No 21 was like You know he's 21 the whole time he's like yeah Yeah, I hey, but my niece really wanted a picture of 21 and he was already like leaving He was out of the room and I was like could could 21 come back take a picture with my niece and he was he said yes That's crazy.

4:58:47That's cool. Yeah, he came back in yeah, what here's Sal is pissing on what in 21's without dressing It's half more time. Let's go. There you go another five hours We can keep going it's only seven The end right now show them other show right now fucking hiccups. Do you have a show right now allegedly? Joe how's it feel to be a club owner? It's interesting. Yeah, some goods and some bad pros and cons Oh, uh, how do you feel about that? That's terrible dude Pro is you got a secret weapon you can do a an hour every night but Cons you got to deal with the Leleon through Budlie better go Exists comes with pros and cons yeah, the pros outweigh the cons open a comedy club if you have the money do it If you can do it if you're me do it I That's how I felt like if anybody's gonna do it.

5:00:10I got to do it. You gotta do it Obligation you get to put in this weird spot where you have like resources that most people never have you have to do it if you care If you really want to fucking if you really give a fuck about what you're talking about it is great This phone's locked up everything's great the fucking setup is great the way it was established is great The fact that stress free relatively is great the fact that comics have embraced it Shains moved here you two bitches brought all the good stuff brought all The Philadelphia dogs down guard dog road dog You both you guys fucking need a Connor Pope why you Around with these other places.

5:00:52We should get a condo. Let's get a condo I'm gonna be Mark let's share to Betty fucking Don't wait Don't wait till the housing crisis happens here in Austin Sorry Let that collapse it's already happened all right wait till McKeever gets down here all the bros are down here everyone's down here already the cusker The fucking cusher is right now. I'm now with him yesterday the group we have right now is insane But from kill Tony to all the people that came from kill it's cool when you go like hey I'm here in a week. I'm like who can feature my well everybody. Oh McCusker Rogan I mean uh, it's a gorilla Shane whoever yeah, all of them is like hey come down and fucking open for me everybody everybody it's One more for real though congratulations one year one year doing fucking stand -up comedy the right way Great job Just fucking funny.

5:02:07We're fucking telling everybody what the line is yeah, it's not just holding lines like hey I gotta say this pain people the right way. This is one thing. I'm proud of what it's a small room. I did the first Set ever yeah in the little boy. You said yes. He did really 100 % He'll win a first spell. I'll tell you what boy oh boy did I Bomb Not true That's humble that's humble Shane talking shit and then Joe introduced Joe Joe was on the mic like hey everybody Like he introduced the show. I got on stage Everybody in the show was just Shepelles All this is an act Really literally no one knew what the show was gonna be yeah, I said special intimate show 11 .30 p .m.

5:03:09In the little room sells out immediately all right Shane Gillis goes on stage does 15 minutes They have no idea Dave's going up. He killed. He's so full shit. He killed what was that the first guy ever ever on stage In that room I brought him on just to say hi from the DJ Wow, no, no, he's right Joe. Just stop What the fuck Wow Free Palestine in the hallway It's a point It's hard to analyze any Shane Gillis story because his rise is so fucking quick that you like a three months later It was a different time he was slightly worth it. He was slightly lower than he is now No, but that one that one was I would do that today.

5:04:30No problem. That was what first show at the Oh, yeah, it was amazing. That was an honor. Then Chappelle goes on stage after they have no idea. Shepelles going up Wow, so I just say all I said on Twitter in a mid show. That's it So Shane goes up and then Chappelle goes up and it's insane. It's insane. What a show you got to see it from my perspective Joe is on the mic introduce him in the DJ's mic which is crazy Just have a Joe Rogan be like hey everybody coming up. I said welcome to the first ever show In the small room little boy at the comedy mother show And what's up? What's up? All right, let's get going.

5:05:13You guys ready to do this? All right, yeah Yeah, ladies and gentlemen one of our favorite comedians Yeah, some guy you haven't heard of I had to get down to go holy fuck my bad. I just find this is one year ago That's how much your world has changed in one year. It's so crazy the rise is so nonstop that you can't analyze it Any story that happens a week after it happens is like It doesn't mean the same thing So you've gone off so fast do that. I would do that tonight What the mother little boy show. Oh, yeah, you might have to Huh, we're about to go I we got here's the one thing what Norman never gets wrecked on this.

5:05:56He's wrecked No, we got a new wreck. He's wrecked. He's wrecked for Norman. I know I don't think he is though. I've seen him wrecked I'm with them by saying that all three of us have been destroyed. Don't protect our folks But he knows he's got to come with the quips When were you destroyed? He's never just who was I destroyed yeah Fucking right now No more Now you've you Jake more way doesn't get destroyed. He's been destroyed. I've been destroyed 706 We gotta end this you have we have to end this Norman Norman one and then we're No Did you oh, well that's way to fix that is a fucking freedom bomb.

5:06:44Bung that and we'll end it America Please God damn he's gonna be a communist. No, man. Don't be a weager Oh, man. Don't get his dick on camera Bung that one Norman's got self protection instincts. What about the whiskey No, I like how he's like it distorts things. What are I miss? What I miss marks Bung that one this guy is pulling his dick out. It's filling whiskey bottle That's a full whiskey bottle full of piss All right before we end it Norman, please Bung that all right well. We should have a No, we all support you Words some words of wisdom Gentlemen we are We are here we are here for comedy.

5:07:50Yeah, we're here for comedy Yeah God step up like a JRE Scotland Ill - We The boy He's the first of us to throw up There's the first time the every people go one of these Shout out to a lone star as Shane Lone star Tug that boy Let's say it boy. Do it for the troops. This is it. Do you hear the troops? Do you think about these troops? Do you hear anything troops? Norman bro You just heard the anthem of medication? Yeah Oh my god You ask me Three, two, one Fuck yeah Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go You better go all the way bro, if you quit now It'll be back for you You gotta finish it It's such slow swallows Ladies and gentlemen, protect our parts 11 That was definitely a good one 14 It might be 80 What?

5:09:46Times relative Oh man, we started this at 2 .30 It's 15 Holy shit Yeah the show's already started All right, let's go I'm wearing the ON stage right now. G'day America. The rest of the world that wished they were America. Good night. Wigers, never quit. I'll try. Never quit Wigers. Try it. Never quit. I'll try. And Russia, you can be us. Quif, may I say China and Russia, you can be us. And all of us together. One world united.