#2124 - Dave Attell & Ian Fidance

21:55And you go right next door to a pharmacy that only sells oxy -contains. Mm -hmm. All the, it's the oxy -contains express. They just buy them from one doctor and go to another doctor and do, and they go, they just get bags of pills, fill the trunk up and drive the Kentucky. Yeah, and it was off 95. So they would just go from Florida up to Philly, Delaware, New York, or go. How many cars made that trip before they started figuring out what was going on? Right. And the pharmaceutical drug companies knew it, so they just kept selling it. They were, there was some nutty statistic at one point in time where Florida had like 1000 times more people, pipids dropped into the world.

22:36I make that a number up, but it was some nutty number where you're like, what in the fucking God's name are you people doing? How is that not like an anomaly? It just shows up like this one state has a state in the amount of prescription. Like, is there some pain in that state? Maybe it's right. New people out of the fucking state. We got the blues. Kentucky, bluegrass. No, but I like the parking lot that you see in the documentary. They're like the most like vagrant, like just like red neck, just like just basically screeching around. And then the doctors themselves were armed because they were so afraid.

23:10You know, like all those doctors are dealing with zombies. Somebody runs dry money and no one wants their dick sucked. You're going to get jumped. I mean, definitely on the way out. It's like an in and out no clint. I mean, it's anybody's. They would have in a there's a book called Dreamland that talks about the pill crisis and everything and how it started with black tar heroin coming in from naïve at Mexico and everything. And there were houses in Ohio that people would line up with stolen goods and trade like chainsaws for pills. And then they would take those goods from home depot like sell them back to make more money to buy pills.

23:46Oh my God. A pill economy. I don't know what to say. You know, there's there's many wars connected to that too. The conspiracies about Vietnam always had something to do with heroin. And the conspiracy about Afghanistan. Oh, with the opium. Dude, we were guarding opium fields. We were guarding poppy fields. The United States troops were guarding poppy fields. And they had Haraldo Rivera go over there to gaslight America about it. And they played it on TV. Now tell me, why are you guarding this heroin? What they say? We have to guard the heroin otherwise the local people won't like us. Like, oh, what are they saying?

24:28Back to you, Tet. They have to do it from the Taliban or something. Yeah. Well, that was how they, what's the truth and what's the story? Or two very different things. They were fucking selling heroin. Heroin production went up after we invaded by some fucking insane number. That's not like a sh - and then these guys like, we need you. To guard this heroin. Oh, my God. We're here to guard it. So they send fucking soldiers over there to guard heroin. Yeah. Yeah. You know, Haraldo is a big fucking silly smile. Hi, everybody. I'm in a war with a big smile. I didn't know. So he this. He's trying to, this smile is to let everybody know that everything's fine.

25:14This is nothing to be concerned with. And this is right around the time when opium and oxy -continuous just flowing in the country. Even the way he's like, performatively shaking this guy's head in front of the camera. Like he hasn't met this guy before. I mean, the whole thing is such a fucking charade fighting the opium trade by guarding the heroin. They imagine the fucking gaslighting fighting the opium trade while guarding the heroin field so that they can make heroin. The poppy fields only make heroin. They're not, there's no tomatoes in there. Right. How are you, how are you fighting the opium trade by guarding the heroin and ensuring the production?

26:01It grinds at your gut. How do you deal with it? What are you doing about it? Well, frankly, this is part of their culture. So while it might grind in my gut, it's what they do. We provide them security. We're providing them resources. And we're providing them alternatives. And the alternatives are. Hit the brakes. The government became a drug dealer. Like, one fucking hundred percent. There's no way they're doing that unless they're making some. The alternative pumpkins. We thought maybe you could give a pumpkin patch in here. You know, how about a Christmas tree farm? I know it goes against the culture, but if we just tie pumpkin season right, we're going to make a killing voice.

26:40Now the Vietnam thing is interesting because I know Mike Cousin who was in Vietnam, he came back and he had a heroin problem. But in actual Vietnam, they don't make heroin. It's loud, right? Or it's a trade ropes. So there you go. It's in that zone that's trying to control the area. You know, there's like, there's so many conspiracies about what the real reason why they lied and made up a false attack to get us to go into Vietnam. But almost always, it's money. Almost always. There's no way they do anything like that unless someone's making money. That's what they did then. That's what they do now.

27:14Now, if you're making money the legal ways, you know, they're doing selling weaponry and doing all the stuff that we do. But then you realize that there's all this extra money being made here that you're not getting a piece of. Right. If there's trillions of dollars in heroin coming from a place, you're going to be like, hey, this is kind of bullshit. I'm tired of selling you fuckers tanks. I'll on a piece of this heroin money. And that, look, this is like so well documented in our country. That's literally what the Iran contra affair was about. Exactly what? That's the way we funded the war, the Sandinistas versus the Contras in Icaragua.

27:51That's Oliver North. I mean, that's fucking freeway Ricky Ross was selling him the coke. Yeah, but we have to invade them because they hate our freedom. That is important. I'm glad you look at it that way. It's really important is framing it in a way that the common person can understand. I know this seems like tyranny to you. Yeah. And there's a bunch of fucking murderers, drug dealers at the helm of the wheel. But that's not the case. Yeah. What about fentanyl? What do you think of that? Oh, I love it. I like this. It's got legs. I wish it was in everything. It's fucking crazy. It's crazy. That's out of China, right?

28:27It's well, they need the precursors. The precursors apparently are coming from China. Okay. Again, China's like, listen, are they buying them or selling? Yeah, yeah. Isn't this their plan to win the 100 year war? Well, they're way ahead of schedule. Those guys are killing it. They're fucking killing it. They're killing it with TikTok. I think TikTok accelerated everything. Yeah, TikTok is the new opium. Yeah, it really is. It basically is. And that's hard to talk. Their TikTok is all like, you know, it's good. It's a good kid. Science prize. Marshall. Yeah. Are you a child? I mean, sexy and dance.

29:05Like what? Yeah. Drag queens are fun. They must be really. I'm a teacher. You need to know how I fuck. What? Jesus Christ. I'm non -binary. So you must use these pronouns. And the kids are like, how many pronouns are there? Yeah, yeah. What the fuck? That's, I've never been to China. I know guys who tore through there. Like, I can only imagine what those shows are like. I mean, I guess you do it for the X -Pass. It's not like the locals are dying for American comedy over there. But they will fucking put you in the ground if you talk some shit over. Oh, yeah. No. You can't go over there and just get drunk and do comedy.

29:42Yeah. They will put you in the fucking ground. But you know how like when you do like a town and you always make fun of the other town, like to get those people on your side like, oh, of course. Hey, I'm in Pittsburgh. What about that? You know, it's Grant. Am I right? Come on. They suck. I'm kidding. But you know, that's the thing. Like, who do they make fun of? I guess us. That would be really. It's just like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm coming from America with our, you know, different branches of government. I wish we have just one guy. One guy you can get shit done. You can really get shit done. That's for sure.

30:10Because what you do is you make sure that the businesses are on the same page as the government. The government owns the businesses. They're all together. You're all part of it. You can't make a decision without them. That way we're all working the greater good of the country. You're going to make plenty of money. We're all working the greater good of the country. And it's a weird hybrid of communism and commerce. Yeah. Like that's what changed when trying to figure it out. Oh, no. We need to have competition so people need to be able to make money. Let them make money, but we'll still look on the run shit.

30:39And then, and then I think America was like, I like what she's wearing. Yeah. I want them. She looks good. Yeah. I want that dress. I think it's that. That's what I think it is. And I think that's where they're fucking pushing for all this crazy shit today. People think they're trying to really try to make the world better for people. No, they're not. Shut the fuck up. They're trying to get more control out of you. Yeah. What's your like when you go overseas, like do you perform like a tour or like what's your favorite like spot overseas? I love the UK. Yeah. I love to go over there. I just love the people.

31:13I just love it. They're fun. It's a fun place. I love England. I love Scotland. How about Australia? Have you done that? Yeah, I've done Australia. I love Australia. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've done fucking people, man. They're fun people. You know, there's a lot of America that's like a little uptight for sure. And also like very judgy. Very judgy and very uptight. And you know, I know there's a lot of wokeness in England too, but like good old fucking regular drunk English guys are fun. I like them. I like drunk Irish guys. They're fun. Ireland is good. Yeah, they're fun.

31:47The young people there get it. Young people know what the fuck is going on. And the young people today are on the internet. And the young people today are paying attention to people that aren't lying. And they realize like, oh, we're getting fucked. Yeah, you've been getting fucked. We were getting fucked. We didn't even know we were getting fucked. Well, I mean, when you go overseas, that's the thing of like, you know, I say so it's small. Canada, you know what I'm saying? Like, he get it going. But it's funny how like they get all of our references yet they're better people. You know, that kind of thing.

32:1680s. Yeah. No, they're not. I think they are. No. No. 20 % less douchebags in Canada. How many fights have you seen out of Tim Hortons? That's what I wanted out. Exactly. You never see a beat down. You never see a shooting. I went to a strip club in Calgary and they use the loonies and tunies, the coins to get the strippers. And people like, when you go and make sure you don't warm them up with a lighter, they don't like that. I'm like, what? They're throwing hot coins at strippers. These are terrible beasts. This might be what we call like sampling bias, like the study that you took of what kind of people Canadians are at a whole.

32:53Was that a strip club? I could save it. And where was the strip club with Calgary? Calgary. A strip club in a fucking cattle town, a frozen cattle town, in one of the toughest fucking places on earth to live. I forgot it. It is a cattle town. Yeah. I've got some friends that my friends John and Jen, they live in Edmonton, they live out in Alberta. And it's so cold out there. You can take hot water and throw it in the air and it freezes before it hits the ground. Wow. Bro, they get to 50 below, 60 below. A week before I was there was negative 30. And then the week I went, it was 32 degrees and people were like, oh, I'm wearing shorts.

33:37It was fucking nuts. That's why they're so cool up there. You have to have discipline to live. You have to be able to shovel your car out of the fucking snow to stay alive. To stay alive. It makes for better people. It makes for more resilient people. People are better when they know how to put on snow tires. Yeah. Well, this guy in the strip club, obviously, he really, I hate to think you out or anything, but he really like, you know how like most guys go and they just kind of sit and observe. He's part of the action. He immediately runs in throwing the dollars, spanking and ask. I'm like, I don't know if you're allowed to do that here, dude.

34:16I don't know where you think you're like, he's from Delaware. So I assume that's like a hand -dialow where it's normal. Yes, spanking a woman's ass, but like I was like, and they liked it too. They were like, oh, finally a guy who gets us here. They were like into him. They want to have fun and most guys just sit there and like, you know, you went up and you put a dollar like you were getting poker. I was like, exchanging, I was like, looking around for the cameras. And like, I don't want to be observed doing this. But it was, it was really definitely a, that was for Louis Cass's batch of half, half bachelor party because I was going to go to Costa Rica with them too.

34:52Oh, for that, you know, so it's like all clomber. Like, literally, he's not out documentary Dave should put David tell. Down there. Oh, Costa Rica is awesome, but the bugs are gigantic. Bro, they have crazy bugs you haven't ever seen before. They're like birds. Really? They're fucking huge. I wouldn't be into that. There's out there's crocodiles there. I went with my family and we went on a crocodile tour. It's crazy, dude. They're crocodiles, right? Oh, yeah. Really? Why is? Well, they had a crocodile. It's like rivers and I don't know what you would call it. I guess you could call it a biu. I think biu is like an American term.

35:28Is it an French term? Yes. It is. It's a French term. We use for Cajun country. CCR term. Yeah. Yeah. We're on them by you. That's it, Jim. But so we're in this boat, right? And my kids are young at the time. And I'm like, don't go near there. Don't go near there. Like every time they go near the edge, one of them is a little daredevil. And she likes to like lean over the edge. I'm like, come on. You fucking thrill seeker. These are real dinosaurs, man. And so we watch this one slide into the water. So there's a bunch of them on the deck, on the banks rather. And they're sunning themselves. And you see these fucking 15 feet crocodiles just sunning themselves.

36:04They're like this. This is so creepy. And then they slide into the water. Like Jesus. Ah, they're under us. They're in the, you're in the boat. And I'm like, this is such a bad idea. And all my father instincts are kicking in. I'm like, don't go near. Don't go near. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You know, like you like road rage times 100. You like fucking freaking mad. If one of them falls in, you're gonna go in too. You have to go in. You have to go in. You have to go in and you have to throw them onto the fucking boat. And then you gotta figure out how to get up. Because the crocodile's gonna hear the splashing.

36:38Oh, Jesus. It's so scary. How about the ocean there, too? That's another one where it's like amazing, but there's a lot of shark. Oh, there were sharks down there. That's what I heard. Well, down in the shark thing. They're down in the keys. They have so many bull sharks that there's a bunch of videos of guys fishing. And they're just trying to get the fish in as quick as they can because the bull sharks come along. Amazing. And just fuck those fish up. Wow. There's bull sharks everywhere down there. So many that you're allowed to kill them and cook them. Really? Yes. You can go bull shark fishing.

37:13You can go bull shark fishing in the keys in Florida. What does that taste like? How many bull sharks you allowed to take? I think you allowed to take like one a year or something like that. But people go fishing for bull sharks. How big did they get? And people get mad at them. They're telling sharks. Because of the propaganda of the fucking shark's fin soup. Oh, right. People don't understand the size of the globe. And they think that a shark's are endangered. But not there, they're not. No. They might not be over there. Wherever the fuck they've been killing them and taking their fins off. But in Florida, there's a lot of them.

37:45Does it fuck up the ecosystem? No, if they kill too many of them. Sure. Yeah. But we're killing too many fish. Yeah. Now the problem is it's not just we, me, we the human race where we've depleted the ocean by something around 90 % of all the big fish. And then they told us that plastic straws are the problem. So every time I go to a coffee shop, it sucks ass. Here it is. Bull sharks are harvestable in Florida with a 54 inch minimum size limit and one per person per day. Oh my god. One a day. That's something to the have of them. The world record is from steward, Florida with 501 pounds, 92 inches.

38:22Yikes. The maximum size is about 13 feet with the matures at approximately 14 to 18 years of age. Wow. Teenage. But the most sharks are responsible for almost all of the different shark attacks out there. Wow. You like to bump and bite, meaning they bump their prey and attack it while it's trying to figure out what just hit them. Just like you, Ian. Bump and bite. That's a strip club strategy. Bull shark. They use cut stingrays for bait year round and our heaviest rods and tackle gear. No doubt you will get a great show and fight if you catch a bull shark. Would you ever go bull shark fishing?

38:57I'm not a fishing guy, but I wish I was into that. I let go of the gear they have to buy. I let that go into a dicks and you see that whole wall from the right anglers and all that kind of the lures and all that kind of, I don't know, but I'm not into it. Would you go? I would go, but I'm not really. Fishing's awesome. This is one of the things that Jamie just pointed out. One of the crazy things about bull sharks is they go on a freshwater. Oh wow. So they can go, they've been all the way up into Illinois. So they make no bullshit. No bullshit. They make their way up to the river. They're easy.

39:29That explains it. Even the movie jaws was based on a freshwater attack that was on a river in New Jersey. That's right. Yeah. Near Tom's river. They go all the way up the river and they can, how can they do that? What a fresh and a soul out of the monsters. Wow. They're just designed to kill and they ran out of shit to kill the salt. They ventured into the fresh. That's amazing. They made it all the way up into the rivers and they started killing things. What do they look like? The bull shark. Like a bull shark. Like a great white type of shark. Yeah, they're smaller than that. Smaller. They're smaller, but it's the same kind of look.

40:02You know how? That's what a bull shark looks like. Yeah. Oh my god. Look at that terrifying fuckhead. Jesus Christ dude. That's like the classic look. I mean, it looks like a new scale. How many there must be if they let you kill one a day? Sure. Do you know how many there must be? That's great news. How many people are going out specifically? Like how? They catch bull sharks. There's videos on YouTube of guys doing it. Yeah, they have like YouTube fishing channels. For real. I subscribed to a couple. I read the YouTube channel. These fucking dudes go down there. And they catch bull sharks. I mean, see if you can find like bull shark fishing.

40:43It warmer sea surface temperatures have led to a bull shark population increase scientists say. Marine wildlife expert discusses whether people should take caution. Yeah, they're going to kill you. They stick thick a lot of fucking caution. These fuckers are dangerous. Oh, that's it. They're real aggressive too. I think them and tiger sharks. Yeah, yeah. Bull sharks. I think of the most. What's it, Jamie? You want bull shark video fishing? Yeah, bull shark fishing. I want to see the Illinois bull shark fishing scene. The people have it in their head like, oh, you shouldn't kill sharks. Right, but you also shouldn't let them kill people.

41:19If you get like so many fucking sharks that kill people, you got to kill the sharks. Yeah, but it's also like we shouldn't be eating tuna and salmon with everything that they're taking. It's a fucking shark, bro. I want a shark steak, bro. You used to be able to buy it everywhere. Mako shark was like a normal thing that was on menus. Growing up on Long Island, that was the big, you know, the big get, a Mako. Two bull sharks swim up to Mississippi River to St. Louis. Wow. Yeah. See the arch. What a nice little trip. But that's how resilient they are. Starts sharp. 1937. 1937 sparked a fisherman's tail from 1937.

41:56Sparked the researchers interest in bull sharks upstream after two fishermen caught a five foot 84 pound bull shark in Alton, Illinois. So that was in 1937, 58 years later in 1995, a fisherman near Rush Island, Missouri, caught another bull shark. That's fucking crazy. What are you eating? What everything? Wow. Fucking everything. Birds, whoever's sleeping. Yeah. Whoever's slip in bitch. Oh, man. Bull sharks typically live in warm water, in open salt water, but they're one of the few species that can adapt to living freshwater environments. Do they ever have arguments and they go after each other?

42:35I wonder. I think they have to eat each other. Yeah, sure. Yeah. I'm sure they do. Fisher. But they kill everything else. Fatal bots of the sea. That would be great. Fucking monsters, man. That's awesome. I mean, their teeth are just rows and rows of duplicating teeth. So when one falls out, another one replaces it. This is so different from the stuff I look at at home. I'm like, I'm like a coy pond. Like, there's something about a coy pond. Like a calm to me down. I don't know what it is. It's videos. The Walter, anything with parents. I'm always into that. I like that too. I like this one I was thinking to do.

43:13And you take, there's all these parrots that outlive their owners. So you take them and you make like a Supreme Court of parrots. They know all this ancient stuff because they're old. But like, you put little ropes on them and it's like, hey, what do you guys think about and you say an issue? And then like, whatever. It's like, OK, well, there you go. That's what we should do. Parents live super old. I know like 70 years or something. Really? If you get one when you're 80, you're an asshole. You really are so self -arranged. You get this poor parrot, especially if you treat it well. Oh, yeah. Imagine handing a parrot down to your children in the will.

43:46Yeah. That would suck. That would fuck. I think they can live to like 100 years old. I'm not sure. Like a tortoise. They have that kind of age to them. They really can live a long time. There's a few animals where like, once you get them as a pet, you're there and it is for your kids. And do they keep learning phrases? No, I think they kind of like just know like three things. Some pets such as tortoises and parrots may live for over 50 years. OK, well, I was wrong. Wow. You know, tortoises live like into their hundreds. So that's... That's documented pens for their pet parrots and their wills.

44:20Yeah. There it is. Lawyers often urge pet parents. Yeah. Pet lawyers. That's just lawyers whizzling in on some of that pet parent money. Yeah. That's a leap of faith. Like, because I just did a will. Like, and to my parrot, I'd like, you know, it's like, yeah, we're going to do that. Yeah. It's parracking. You can talk, but you can't, you know, testify. It says some species will say... Yes, they say. ...somebody five to a hundred years. Oh, wow. Wow. You got to go with an old -fashioned pigeon. That's like what, three weeks? Like, six weeks if he's healthy. Do you know the pigeons were all brought over here for food?

44:56No, I didn't know that. I thought they were from here now. No. England. They're an invasive species. Wow. I guess they were brought over from Europe, but they were a food source. That's what Squab is. Oh, it is. Squab's pigeon. Really? Squab, yeah. All those pigeons in New York City, 100%, you could shoot them and eat them, and they're good. I wish we were allowed. Oh, I'd be so lucky that. You guys see me got a park, just pink, pink, just shoot them, and then you just put them in a bag, take them home and pluck them. Oh, man. Literally, you could hunt wild meat in a central park. So when people go out, let's squab.

45:29Is that what they're really talking about, like, pigeoning? That's what, well, that's what squab is. Yeah. Whoa. Squab is. Wow. It's a little bit of a fight with pigeoning. Easy Webster. I wonder. I mean, that kind of makes sense. Yeah, that's what it's going to squab. Yeah. Yeah, that's a weird word. It is. Squabbling? What is squabbling about? That doesn't even sound like a fight word. No, how can you fight after hearing that? Squab sounds like somebody's going to squabble. No. It happens to your ankle. Squab, that's squabble. Squab is on the way in. Yeah, go with that. I can get a squabble.

46:01What about Squirrel? That used to be, like, a frontier's man, hey, I shot some squirrel. Yeah, people still eat squirrels. Yeah. They eat squirrels all throughout the South. I have friends that hunt squirrels. Some friends of mine want to take me Squirrel, raccoon, and rabbit hunting mom here. Wow. He's a good shot, by the way. He really is good. Really hard time killing a raccoon. I just think raccoons are so cool. They're the cutest. They're not just chants. They have little hands. They have little hands. They have little hands. Have you ever seen them eat like cotton candy and water? And it disappears and they get so confused.

46:32Oh, it's the cutest. That's weird. Because they, how they eat, they pick up their food and then they run and eat it. Yeah. So they try to pick the cotton candy up and it goes away and then they're like, what what happened? It's so cute. I saw a raccoon in front of the Chelsea hotel right next to Gotham. That's crazy. That's crazy. What the fuck? That was weird. This is crazy. He's searching for it. I lost it somewhere. Oh, what a dirty trick to play on a raccoon. Look at him. He's so fucking frantic. Oh, I found it. It's like someone when they lost their bait. He's like, what the fuck? Where's that bullshork?

47:07You can't escape me. I can even do a water fountain. It comes up to the toilet. Remember, that was always a thing that snakes were going to be in the toilet. It's a New York City. I was thinking about that the other day. Rats do that. Like if a rat really like came up and went inside of me, like, who's side with the EMTs beyond? Oh, here's one I always want to know if it's true. Alligators in the sewer. Yeah. Is that where that as a kid? That was a big deal. They'd have pet alligators and they would release them in the sewer. Yeah. There's always in video games. There's a movie about a two. There's a movie like it was like a horror movie in the 80s about a gator that was living down in the sewers and like, you know, now he's like humongous and he's going to eat somebody.

47:50Yeah. That's a cool thing. That was a great urban myth. Is that it? But was it real? Did they ever find alligators in the sewers? Did they found any alligators in the New York City? Yeah, but how would they get there? They said that they would throw them away. That's how like most of Florida is infested with pythons. Pythons? And a bunch of those came from people's pets. Yeah. Not all of them. They found out. They used to think it was all pets, but then they found out that there was a research lab that got hit that was filled with pythons that got hit with a hurricane or a tornado or some shows.

48:21It was like a horror movie. Yeah. And the pythons got loose. That's a terrible death, I think. And I think that's a death. Oh boy. I mean honestly. Was he right? Was he right at a python or a bull shark? It's a wild load. Can't first. Well, python you could smoke while you're dying. We're in the bull shark here. You're in the water. You're already kind of like I'm fat. You know, my man boobs are being, you know. Anything that happens in the water is ultimately more terrifying. True. You can't move good in the water. You can't get away. Did you see that video of that guy jumping off the cruise ship and they videotape and he just disappears into the night?

48:56Yeah. Oh my god. That was it a couple years ago now. He was trying to impress his friends and he jumped off into the water. He drowned. He turned, took him away and in the video you just see just a head bobbing and disappearing into the darkness. Oh my god. What a terrible way to die. Yeah. Oh, being an idiot, a drunk young kid. You know, I feel sorry for the comic on the cruise ship the next day he has to do a show. I know. Everybody's a little down. It was Tony Hinchcliff. He'd be immediately making fun of that. Oh yeah. Tony. What the fuck was wrong with that guy? I guess he can't swim. The conditions have led to the myths of several special breeds.

49:36The lack of sunlight creates a blind albino gator. Wow. But is it true? So it started off as a myth but there have been reports of not only sightings but they have pulled a couple out but the original reports were like there was hundreds in their year and I don't think I think that's a myth. Wow. They've pulled a couple out of it. Yeah. I mean, how many they pulled out? It started off as a myth until it became truth. This is a non -profits as they pulled out five. Oh, they're just little now. They pulled out five alligator's, oh, the handle five gator in the past two years. That's a lot. That's pretty good.

50:07And they eat the rats, right? None from sewers. So this is like people that have pets. Yeah, like in your bathtub. That's such a weird pet exotic. There's a dude who lived somewhere. I think there's a dude who lived in Harlem with the tiger. The tiger? Yeah. In his apartment? Yeah. What? Yeah. Crazy. And there's a photo of it in the window. Yeah. Like the guy, like someone's like trying to climb up the fire scape. You see a tiger in the window? Yeah. That's the most insane thing of all time. That's crazy. Because someone's got to go in and deal with that thing. In an apartment. Look at that. And it is so angry.

50:42Yeah, he's trying to fuck that guy up. In an apartment. What about the neighbors? I mean, like, honestly, bro, that's got to be tough. How bad does that apartment smell? Oh, for sure. Because you're not going to stop that thing from pissing on the walls. Right? He's going to mark wherever he wants. So he's going to... Is that a snake next to the tiger? This guy's into exotic shit. Coiled up? Yeah. It's hard to tell. That's a turtle. That's unfair to the tiger. Oh, no. I'm so rude to the tiger. Living up in the zoo, bro. Living up in the zoo, bro. The zoo. Brodie. It's like, when are we going to move to Manhattan or something?

51:16You know, it's like sick of being... We're nowhere near the park. We didn't know the action. There was a really good... This owl escaped from the Central Park Zoo. And they tried to capture him and then they couldn't. And then they said, he'll just be fine. It's living out there in Central Park. He's eating rats and pigeons. And so he's like helping everything. And then he just flew into a building and died. He was sad. I felt so bad for him. He's like, he finally got out. He was like looking for a mate. And then he just like, at night, because he's owls. You know, they're night people. So it's just like flew into somebody's building and killed himself.

51:47You know. But I thought they'd fly good at night. That's what I thought. I guess not. I guess he was half owl, half seagull or something. Birds get really confused by glass. Oh yeah. That was him, flaco. Oh man. Oh, that's great. That's where flaco. That's great. Flaco probably thought he was going into an opening and he hit a window. Sure. Oh, looking at him. But yeah, he was like escaped. You know, catch him at least, bell, you know, bell reform. You ever have that mouth? You ever have that mouth? You ever have that mouth in your house? You just hear a dunk. And it's the sound of a knock on glass.

52:18And you look out. You see a bird just dead. Oh geez. No. I hear a chunk of my glass. I live in Brooklyn. It's just an angry teenager. But that's like when you drive through Nebraska. And like also in like weird shit starts hitting your windshield. Oh yeah. You know, it's like, what is that? Is that a grasshop? What is that? I think it's huge bugs. It's just like for the amount of bug and the amount of shit that comes out of them, you're like, wow, that didn't make sense. You know, it's like a splatter. Imagine driving through a locus storm. Oh, that would be cool. Oh man. Would I just flood the skies?

52:47Oh, for God's sake. You know, locus and grasshoppers are the same thing. I didn't know that. What? Yeah, grasshoppers like turning to locus is like a specific thing that can happen to them. I don't know if it's like a population thing or a butterfly. Like caterpillars into a butterfly? No, because it doesn't always happen. Like find out like what turns grasshoppers into locus? Holy shit. It's something really nutty. Wait, if you can hear this, leave this locus storm. Check this out. Well, whatever they want is what every bathroom they want. It's sworn. Contained up to 200 million pests. How about living creatures you fucking piece of shit?

53:25They're not pests. That's grasshopper. Yeah, and they turn. But just Google what it is. Can't you eat this? I mean, I think grasshopper is incredible. Can you eat grasshopper and cricket? Can you eat locus? Yeah, for sure. So what are we crying about? You need most bugs. Open your mouth. You need a lot of bugs. Various species of shorthorn grasshoppers in the family. They have a swarming phase. So what causes them to swarm? Locusts and grasshoppers are the same in appearance, but locus can exist in two different behavioral states. Solitary and gregarious, whereas most grasshoppers do not. When the population density is low, locuses behave as individuals, much like grasshoppers.

54:07So it's a population thing. Why do grasshoppers turn into locus? The term locus is used for grasshopper species that change morphology morphologically and behaviorally on crowding, forming swarms developed from bands of immature stages called hoppers. The change is described as density dependent phenotypic plasticity. Yeah, so it's density dependent. So it's like something about the population that causes them to go fucking nutty. And so they look real different. Look at their color changes. Oh man. That's tough on the top there. That's so cool with the knees back there. They got to make a drone or something like that.

54:46I mean, honestly, they look like pretty wild. It is pretty nuts. Super swarm of locus and Illinois, Indiana, Ohio area this year. Oh, really? Two, you know, they bury themselves or they hide for like 20 -something years? Oh, that's the Cade, I thought. Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry. Well, I could choose them. That's my big thing. This Cade, a poor Cade, yeah. This Cade is, they eat those two. Every 17 years or 13 years, this Cade return. I always love that. When they come out, it's just like they're annoying. They're everywhere. Shedding their skin. They're really loud, but they eat those two. Wow. I know a lot of people online have videos about how to cook Cade's.

55:25Ew. That's all thing. Teriyaki sauce and you bake them. Apparently they're delicious. It's protein, right? A pair of millions of it. Trillions. Oh, trillions. Trillions. Since Cade is will merge from Maryland to Oklahoma, Illinois to Alabama, clearly trillions of adults Cade is will be present, but not all in the same place at the same time. Yeah, well, that's, I would hope not. She made it. She really is. Those fat bugs. That's crazy. Imagine the border. I think they're cool. They sound cool. But they're out every year, right? And small numbers. Is that what the deal is? Yeah. Are they the ones who make the noises?

56:01Yeah. That night. Are they, is that the deal? Like they're out every year and small numbers and then every, here's the, like the, it's called a brood. Yeah. Like there's different sizes of them. Wow. Come out there or emerge every year, I guess. This is what the world of economic forum wants us to eat. You can eat bugs and you'll be happy. But the thing is, you need to know that you can eat them. You can't eat them. They're very edible. And my friend, Ryan Callahan, he had like a recipe for cooking them. He talked about, like, just take them, put them on a sheet, use teriyaki sauce, like a teriyaki glaze, cook them apparently they're delicious.

56:39I would try it, but I don't know if I'd, I hate them. I eat grasshoppers in Mexico. Really? They're like crickets? They're like deep -fried? They're kind of like crickets. They're kind of like, I don't know. Like, can't see a room. A something like that. I don't know, but they had a bowl of them in the room. I think it was crickets. And I was like, first of all, that's weird because like crickets are the only bug that I don't kill. Like, if I find a cricket, I catch him with my hand and bring him outside. Really? Yeah, if I find a spider, you're fucked. Really? Spider's just fucked. Yeah, I'll kill you.

57:08Yeah, it looks pretty good. Yeah, I think she was. Yeah, I think she was. They call it chaplenus, as I say it. I would do that. Dryden roasted grasshoppers, a pre -Hispanic Mexican delicacy. They're small, most are shorter than the length of an adult pinky and nutty in flavor. The cooking process can add additional flavors such as lemon, garlic, and chili. Absolutely. That's what it was South East Asia or something where they ate it. So maybe it's grasshoppers and I thought it was crickets. It looks like that. Either way. I can't see that. I can't see that. What about like, are you like an adventure food guy or no?

57:45Yeah, I'll try some different stuff. You know, I think in the Philippines where it's like an egg but like it's like the fetus is already like, you know, it's not like a rich, yeah, have you had that? Yeah, we serve that on fear factor. Oh, my Filipino friends are like, get the fuck out of here. Eat that easy. Like, what are they scared to eat that? It's terrifying looking. What is it? It's basically a baby bird. It's a baby bird. It's a duck. So what it is? I have no idea what it is. It looks disgusting. The egg in the embryo is. Yeah, yeah. See, there's like a thing in there. Oh my god. Yeah.

58:15So people eat the whole thing. They eat the little baby. They eat the yolk. Everything. That to me is like too much. It's rough. Yeah, it's gotta be. You're getting beaks in there. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. I'm such a baby with food. I'm like, be a beast. Yeah. I don't remember if I tried that. I don't think I did that. That sounds like a really good treat for like a dog. Like, hey, look at this egg and like a bird in there. You know, like, here you go, buddy. I ate so many things on fear factor. I kind of forgot all the stuff I ate. I don't think I ate one of those. Snake, of course, right? No, I never ate snake.

58:51Really? Would you eat everything that they ate? No, I did. I ate it. It's fine. I would do it if I thought someone really needed to know that you can do it. I'll do it for no reason. I'll do it for no reason. I can't even win just a show that you could do it. Like, can you do it? Wow. Just do it. Just decide you're gonna do it and do it. It's so paternal. Well, it's just like coaching. Yeah. I'm trying to help these people. Yeah. That's a weird moment. You're not TV trying to eat a dick.

59:21What's the side? You know, it's like, can I get some fries with that dick? You know, it's like fried pubes. I don't know, man. I think it was cool that, you know, in New York there's always like that, the new restaurant, the new hot thing to eat and stuff like that. I'm never into that. I'm not a food guy like that. You're into everything, right? I'll try anything. But I definitely am my comforts that I go back to. Yeah, man. It's just so hard. That's why Austin's so good. They got great food here. Pretty much from beginning, you know, like a morning truck. It's so nice. There's so many good food trucks.

59:55Yeah. Yeah. This is a lot of great options. And there's a lot of, you know, it's not a cool shit to do here. It's not overwhelmed. It's like a perfect size. And what's the, always gonna say, you know, we're doing the clothes. It's like a club, right? And that six street has it settled down or is it still like popping the way it is? It's pretty crazy, dude. It's a crazy, that end of it too is kind of the craziest end. Yeah, it is. It's fucking wild. We're in the heart of it. When you're old and you walk down that street, it's a whole different experience. Nobody gets it. Like when you're an old person with like a mortgage and you walk down the street, they just see all that.

1:00:31The only place I think almost is equal is San Diego. Like, that street where the American Comedy Club is. Because this is nothing but like, drunks, fights, just squad cars coming from every direction all the time. For like two hours, then it's like quiet again. But it's just like this amazing kind of like, you know, like almost like somebody said, like, you know, Rungabell. It's like, be nuts. Yeah, it's like a good one. We're crazy. A purge for a couple hours. A purge, yeah. The purge. It is like a bunch of purge. A pair filled drunk women. God. It's so crazy. But yeah, that's just that street man.

1:01:05It's very overwhelming. But that's a good place for comedy, both in San Diego and here. If you're sure to be around that chaos and then come inside, you're a little like more used to chaos. A little more used to like some nuttiness. Bring some pop. Bring some pop. Yeah, you're out there waiting in line and you do those fucking trackheads everywhere. We have security out there to protect them. Yeah. Like it's like it's, it's, it's a sketchy fucking street. That's like your cellar now in the West Village. Like these people line up to go see a comedy show and then there's just people causing them for money and singing songs in their face.

1:01:38And then they come in like, what the fuck just happened? Do you feel a noticeable change in the city with the immigrant thing? Oh. It depends what part of the city you're in, but definitely around like the poor authority in midtown. You'll definitely see more of that kind of, you know, activity. And that's over how much time? I'd say the last six months, three months, something like that. Where do you think this goes in six years? No, we're good. Is it Delhi? I really don't know, but there is like, there, there definitely is like a mood in that part of town. Yeah. And it's everywhere by the way, but that that's where you see, I see it the most where I'm like, whoa, look, look at like the bus station here, like just outside.

1:02:19There's never been more mango and candy being sold out of the streets. Yeah, just pretty good. No, I'm a fan of both mangoes. Yeah, it's so much easier to get. Yeah, but can you imagine being like 19 and living, you know, in a terrible place and you're just so poor and you're like, wait, I get to go to a place where I get away with crimes with my boys. Let's go. It's just like a group of lots of boys. Let you write out a jail when you beat up a cop on TV. We are such suckers. We're such suckers as a nation to let this happen. It's so dumb. It's the dumbest fucking thing. It's happening right in front of everybody's face.

1:02:55What do we do? What do we do? And none of our elected leaders are doing anything to stop it. Yeah, but weren't they shipping them to like Martha's Vineyard and stuff? Oh, shit. I do anything. Well, that was Texas. That's our guy. Our guy is awesome. Yeah. He ships them. He's like, okay, you guys want fuck. You don't want to deal with it. You want to let these people in. Yeah. You want sanctuary cities. Good. We'll send them to the sanctuary city. So just start busing people to New York. Yeah. That's he. Our guy is responsible for what's happening. And a lot of what's happening in New York. That's how they got up there.

1:03:23Yeah, thanks. But now the government's flying them places. They're flying them to different cities. You can ask where you want to go. They give you money. They give you a cell phone. And the thing that's really freaking people out, especially people in poor cities in this country, is like, where's that fucking help for us? Yeah. You've got these people housed in the Roosevelt. You give them three free meals a day. Sure. And she give it a money. They can masturbate wherever they want. It's amazing. That's true. Yeah. Anywhere they want. And for a long time. For a long time. It's happening a lot.

1:03:50For a long time, especially in New York, they would look at you guys down here and go like, you know, what do you, what do you, and then they finally got to experience it. And it's probably, well, we experience this probably just like one tenth of what you guys have to do, being right on the border. Well, we're not on the border, but I'm saying like Texas. But if you're down south, you know, if you're like way down there. The border town. Yeah. If you're in, you know, Juarez, like right outside of Juarez, if you're, that's, you're real close. I mean, it's coming over. Yeah. And it's affecting you.

1:04:18Well, it's a little walk because I don't see many kids. Yeah. There's many families coming over. Well, here's a thing though. For real, it's very dangerous to bring your kids through a fucking migrant stream that's walking into Mexico. So are they allowed you to work and then send money back? There's definitely that. There's, but also military aged men from other countries, including Middle Eastern countries, including China. It's like that's real too. And it doesn't mean that you're not compassionate for the people that are doing exactly what I would do. If I was living in Ecuador and I didn't have any money, there was no job opportunities.

1:04:53And I knew that I could get into America and I'd get a job and if I bust in my ass, I could make it. And they would accept me. And not only accept me, but help me and give me money. And you, you hear from your friends, pro, every time you go across the border, they'll give you $2 ,200. So this guy's on the radio in Spanish speaking radio in San Diego telling guys how they went back and forth four times. And a month. Yeah. And then they got eight grand in a month. Jesus. Yeah. So they're living nice just by crossing back and forth and just continuing to do it. Well, did you read the story about the guy?

1:05:25I think it's from Venezuela. I had to make a move. He's telling people how to get over the border and then squat in houses and like how you'll just get like, you know, it's like they won't throw you out of their house. It's not like we're from you can just get in the house and then you can stay there. Yeah. Yeah. So he got arrested. Yeah. You got arrested. He locks on her own home. Uh -huh. And then that's me. It's crazy. You're also saying in New York, if you're in a house for 30 days, you legally become a tenant. Yeah. That's right. If you get mail sent to the place in your name, it's yours.

1:05:53That is bananas. That is true. I love this story. I think it happened in like Seattle or Portland or something. This guy was at every, you know, March and rally and he was like big antifa and communism. And he met someone there and the guy was like, hey, can I crash with you? And the guy was like, yeah, sure. So he brought him and his girlfriend and stayed on the couch and have turned two weeks. The guy wouldn't let the homeowner into his own house. And he had to call the police, which is like against their religion. And they're like, we're not going to tell you. Holy shit. Is that the best? Oh my god.

1:06:26That's hilarious. That's amazing. I was talking to friends of mine. There's like, it's like over a thousand squatter situations in Atlanta. And they're like, well, it's only a thousand. The population is this big. It doesn't really matter. I'm like, dude, 10 people doing it is alarming. Yeah. Thousands. It's crazy. Yeah. That means they know how to do it. They know the loophole. Yes. And you need to tighten that loophole up. You fuck ass. People are so smart. They know how to joc the system. 100 % especially criminals and swadsters, which is a type of person who's got, I mean, you imagine they're filming them.

1:06:58This is my house. Yeah. They're filming. Yeah. I don't give a fuck, dude. This is where I live now. Uh -huh. And they know that you have to pay them to get out. And that's what a lot of homeowners do. But the problem is that another person who's just going to jump in. Well, in the eviction process is so long and you have to hire a lawyer, you have to go to court. And that's all on the homeowner. And good luck trying to sell the place because if you're not there in the house, they'll just squat. But they always hold up like a dirty piece of paper. I have a lease. And it's like a happy face and a house.

1:07:25This guy was explaining how he did it. This guy was explaining how he did it in this YouTube video. He was saying that you get a fake lease. So you draft up a fake lease. You use that lease to get the power and things turn in your name. You pay the bill. Like there's a bunch of different steps that you can do that just seems to indicate that you are the legal resident. Right. And then they have to take you to court. And it could be months and months before you even get a trial. Yeah. And where do they stay? The homeowners. They're fucked. In a migrant hotel. Well, it's so crazy that in the name of protecting tenants, which is important.

1:08:01You don't want a shitty landlord. You want to protect tenants. But in the name of protecting tenants, you're basically allowing people to steal people's houses. For sure. And not just one. If Atlanta has a thousand, what is the number of people they're squatting currently, Jamie, in the United States? Try Google. I mean, just try doing census. Why don't you ask chat GPD? Ooh. It's not only that there's squatting. Let's see what that bitch says. You see how they abuse the house, too. Like they'll like smear shit on the walls. They'll do all kinds of things. And that's like, you really own this.

1:08:33He's mansion. Because America, business in August, 2010. Well, you know, they digged, she did it and it was his mansion. Yeah, and they were like a victim. And he's like, all right, I'm going to take a shit on the floor. Is that what it does? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then didn't Gretsky buy the house? He bought it from Gretsky. Oh, he bought it from Gretsky's house. And then he shit all over it when they were taking away from him. Fuck you. Not cool. That's a different story, though. He wasn't a squatter. He just went broke. Yeah. That's like when you go to a friend's house, you have a party and like that last guy who has nowhere to go.

1:09:05He's like, hey, man, you know, we can play a game. This is a different level, you're honor. The guys you can't get out of your parties are the worst. That's the main reason why people don't want to have parties. The one guy who won't leave. Yeah, got to get up early, man. You know, that's all right. I can't hate it. I can't believe my podcast studio. Especially when you get a little drunk and they just don't get the hints. Yeah. And you're like, you are drunk. You must leave. Light out. What? What are you doing, man? Are you fucking? Yeah. Are you fucking tripping, bro? God, what's that guy? It's five in the morning.

1:09:39Yeah. I would just curl up on their welcome mat like a cat. Oh, God, the next day. That's what happened to that guy. He had the kids in the chief party. And then the guys go outside. They're like, dude, can't we just hang a little bit longer? You know, maybe they'll warm up. He's like, no, you got to go. And then they all like popsicles outside. Really? Yeah. Like, how many of them died? Like, it was like four of them, I think. Jesus. Yeah. Like, they found the bodies like right outside. You know, it was like, but it was really. And actually it's such a bad hang that you end up freezing to death.

1:10:07It was like some controversy to that story. Like, the, they don't know. Yeah. Yeah. The story seems fishy. There's something with it might have been drugs. It might have just been like, you know, they died somewhere else and he put them out there. You know, I think there was some controversy. The guy who called it in, like they didn't, they didn't do it quick enough. I forget what it was. They were high though. Like the people started getting suspicious. They were very high though. They were very, you know, they were drunk and they were just doing powder a bit. Something like that. Maybe oxies.

1:10:35Yeah. Maybe that's why they just fell asleep outside. That's just. Okay, it was Chad, GBT said. That's my last update in January 2022. I don't have access to most recent statistics on the number of people squatting in houses in the US. Squatting is often a complex and under the hood issue. That's a government. Many inaccurate data can be challenging to do its illegal and unauthorized nature. You may need to consult recent studies reports or data from relevant or do any of these or dead. For the agencies for the month. Well, this is Chad GBT 4. Chad GBT 5 would be like, I know how to get them out.

1:11:07Here's your plan. To look at some of the robot. When I'm quick, I don't know the full thing in Atlanta about the first article I pulled up said it was a thousand two hundred homes. Yeah. I was a lot of institutional investors. I don't know like how many of them are people buying houses and never living in them and they're just vacant houses everywhere. What? Like Airbnb type things. It was a bunch of Airbnb's. You know, like kind of situations going on right now where a bunch of. So they're like moving in the Airbnb and they just stay. It could be. I know that they're definitely people doing that because this lady videotape this woman who wouldn't leave her place.

1:11:37She's like, I'm not going nowhere. And you have to keep the light. This bitch is in my fucking house. Yeah, we can't just be the shit out of them and then just know you'll be out the next day. The problem is it's already everyone's aware that this is an issue already by then. So now they've got their eye on you and you can't really just say this person is in my kitchen. They attacked me. You know, you'd have to fight to the death. You have to keep the lights and the heat all that on as the homeowner. Because if you shut it off, that's like a big red flag. Like you're not allowed to do that. What they might not even be allowed to be in the home.

1:12:09I think a lot of this came in New York City from the till program. And well, in the 70s with all the houses and buildings just being completely abandoned and turned to shit. A lot of people were squatting. Because they were like homeless. So they were like, all right, well, we have to figure this out so that we don't have all these people in the street. You know, Tom and Squirr. And then they just didn't change it. Yeah. In the 80s, I remember they back, I guess that was like a Giuliani thing actually where they were like, we got these squatters in these buildings and we want them out. You know, like in order to repurpose the building, you had to get all these people that had already set up power and all kinds of stuff in the buildings.

1:12:45So the cops were going and then you would just see like a rush of like skinhead looking dudes flying out through the park. And they would like to go with the cops. It was crazy. Yeah. And it was just like they were squatters. They were like, you know, three kids that were living in these buildings. Where the fuck did they go? That's when some of the best music came out in New York City. They were all music - Early 80s together. Probably right? Yeah, totally. Agnostic Front and you know, bad brains and everything, they were all squawting. Chromags make you legit. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Well, as a homeowner, that's one of my biggest fears.

1:13:22Squawting. I'm on the road, I come back. So it was in New York City. Yeah, it was in my house. Hello, David. If it's New York, some lady just, they think this lady got murdered because she went into the house that was her house. She was just to clean it up and there were squatters living in there and then they fucking killed her and put her in a bag. Yup. Jesus. The cutting them up, that's the thing. And then there's, you know, then the problem is like, good luck catching them. You know, they're just gonna, there's no paperwork on these people. There's a wanderin' around the street, the city. Squatters suspected of killing woman in New York City apartment, stuffing her body into duffel bag.

1:13:57Yeah. Victims found squatter in mother's vacant apartment. One of the public sources. Vittels was killed after she traveled to New York City from Spain to get the apartment ready to be occupied by a family friend. It'd been vacant for months after the death of her mother. Police sources say Vittels didn't know when she went to the apartment. The two squatters had been living there and when she arrived, she could be seen on surveillance video coming and going from the apartment. And police believe the two squatters returned to the apartment after Vittels arrived, surprised and killed her by beating her to death.

1:14:33How do these squatters, are they on sale? Like, what the fuck are they doing? They just don't replace it. They just don't replace it. Someone figures out that there's an apartment that's empty. Jesus. Oh my God. Wow, what a hell with that. Two suspects went to use car dealers after the crash looking to buy a car. They remain at large. Jesus Christ. So they beat her to death and they're at large. Video stealing her Lexus from the street right in front and fleeing. The car police said, sources said, was later involved in an accident in Pennsylvania. Although, get them when they have to charge. When they charge the Lexus.

1:15:12They don't make a lecture cars. Oh, sorry. Lexus is a Japanese Toyota Toyota. Oh, sorry. Believed in hybrids. Oh. Toyota has a different strategy. For EVs. Can you imagine being a vicious murderer and getting away in a Prius? Yeah. That's the car you want to take. People wouldn't, unless they have too many stickers on the back. Oh, yeah. Just a bunch of co -exist. Yeah. You're probably really aggressive about your insistence that everyone co -exist. Wow. Did you guys see that video that Edward Snowden posted that shows Israel bombing these kids? No. They're just walking in Gaza. Where? It's horrible, dude.

1:15:57It's horrible because they're clearly not armed. Snowden. They're just walking. These Snowden. Yeah, Edward Snowden put it on his Twitter. And it's these young men are just walking down the street. And they, yeah. He's still in Russia, right? Yeah. He has to hide in Russia. So these guys are just walking down the street. And this, you know, clearly not armed. This is like after the bombings and everything, these people were probably going back to see if their house is there. Who knows what the fuck they're doing, right? What if they thought they were squatters? They were shaking. Look at that.

1:16:32Look how quick it happens. Oh. So that guy in the front is running away. Yeah. I got to get the fuck out of here. And so they zoom in on him. Stop running. Oh. They got him too? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's okay. I'm broke. The way they do it, I mean, there's nothing left to you. They're literally targeting you with a missile. Yeah. You just disappear. Look at that. Is it a missile or is it a drone? Well, it's a missile coming from a drone. Probably. Or it. I mean, it might be coming from somewhere else. Yeah, like a plane. You know, I believe it's a drone, though. Isn't that what the contention is? For sure.

1:17:08Wow. Yeah. So they have drones that can do this, which is so insane, dude. And they're not showing you the bodies because it's just a bloody. We know it's so creepy. Have you seen those drone videos in Ukraine and Russia? And it's really good quality. And then they dropped a little bomb on the guys. And then they put like Russian techno music over it. Yeah. And like it, it's so creepy. It's so creepy. You just see guys hanging out. And then they just explode. Yeah. Well, that's what they say now is that they can see everything at all times. So it's really hard to like use like tactics where like we'll sneak up on them on the, you know, and then we'll go this way.

1:17:43You know, they can't do it anymore. It's like those, those kind of tactics are old now. They can see everywhere satellites are everywhere. Satellites are everywhere. Mm -hmm. They have silent drones. If you see a drone coming, you're just like, why accept death? You guys think this tarp will help them, you know? Oh, the egg.

1:18:04What's that? Yeah, God. Just trying to zoom out here. Oh, so you hear it being shot? There's the, here it is.

1:18:14Oh, my God, dude. It's pretty amazing how they figured that out. Just drop a bomb from a fucking drone and cook everybody. You should be able to hear it, right? If it's a civilian drone because they make that loud, like that buzz, and then it's pretty, it's like maybe... Can we shoot it down? A hundred feet. Yeah, they have a shoot down. They also have that like EMT blast on it where they can basically take control of the, or stop the signal and then it'll just land. It's like a perk and call a duty. It's insane. Yeah, but I'm sure they probably have ones that avoid that stuff. I think they just keep getting these things better.

1:18:50How silent are the drones now? Oh, did you hear about the drones that were hovering over the base? Did they think of them from China? And they had been hovering over there for weeks. I didn't read that one, but yeah, I heard. They've updated the balloons. It's a, what you'll call it? What base was that again? I'll find it. I've got this story. Somebody sounded to me, I saved it. But it's a scary story because it says for weeks. Man, I hate to jinx it, but it's less like, you know, these things you can just buy, and that the fact that, you know, luckily no people in this country have used it like the way they're using it, we're really lucky.

1:19:28I mean, honestly, think about all the situations. Are we luckier as it just a matter of time? Well, evidently, whatever they're doing is like, you know, just think of like New Year's Eve. All those different like gatherings, you know, a game, you know, it could be even like a high school. I'll stop giving the enemy ideas. Oh, sorry. What the fuck? I'm trying to connect to our, you know, what's the call? Your first, your first responder fan base. Your contractors and whatnot. But I'm sure that's a big, keeps them up at night thinking about that stuff, you know. Dude, that fucking video's horrible.

1:19:59All those videos are horrible. The video, those guys and gauze is horrible. We go back to Sharks. How about the, well, I was going to say the Ukrainians have those, those drones now that take out the ships, you know, the sea babies, they call them. Look at those. Which is just mysterious drones, swarmed, Langley Air Force Base for weeks, for weeks. The unidentified drones were such an issue that assets were called in from around the government, including NASA, WDWB57, high altitude jet. Wow. So what does it say these things look like? A dragon. The Chinese dragon drone. That would be a dope way for trying to show, it would really flex.

1:20:41Make it drone, looks like a dragon. Does it say what the description of these things were? That's the F -35. That's what I think a lot of this alien shit is. Yeah, that's what they're saying now too. A lot of it, I think, is drone technology that we, they wanted mid to. We don't know this thing out there. Yeah. To protect operational security, we'd not discuss impacts to operations. The statement said we don't discuss our specific force protection measures, but retain the right to protect and the installation. Langley continues to monitor our air space and work with local law enforcement and other federal agencies to ensure the safety of base personnel facilities.

1:21:21Correct. Does it say? It says here that a UAS uncrewed aerial system, a number of UAS is fluctuated and they ranged in size and configuration. None of the incursions appear to be extra bit hostile intent. But anything flying in our restricted air space can pose a threat to flight safety. Interesting. Uncrewed aerial system. It could also test the reaction time, you know, it's like a drone. Yeah, it must be, it must be a drone because that means they're not saying it's a UAP. Those are all our drones. What is the most sophisticated drone currently available? Google most sophisticated or most sophisticated military drone.

1:22:04That we know of? Yeah, just Google that term. Most sophisticated military drone. A picture of Obama pops up. They have the ones that are like little fighters now. They're like able to do turns that no human could take. Do they have little ones that buzz and have like machine guns on them? Look at this one. Well, that one's, yeah, that's a spy. That's cool. That can fly for days. Okay, so here we got... ...disalton neuron. That is cool. Look at these fucking things. With the propelling in the back. Wow. They must be loud and shit, though, no? They have a power plant in them. Well, I guess it's an engine, I guess.

1:22:48Rolls -Royce engine. Shout out to Rolls. Turbo -Charge engine. That'd be loud, right? Turbo -Charge piston engine? Yeah, that'd be loud. 450 horsepower. That's pretty fast for that little thing. It is cool. Yeah. You see the ones with the Ukraine with the boats, like taking out the Russian Navy. That is pretty cool how they did that. Wow, look at that thing. That's huge. Holy shit, I know they're that big. Look at that. Wow. That's a crazy flying ramjet. It can murder you. How nutty is that? That's one of those things where it just flies over it. Like every phone call, like it immediately saps it up.

1:23:32But which one of these have missiles? So some of these must be just spies. That one does. Yeah, those are the hellfires. I think, yeah, then you have to make it so it can have missiles. I think they can probably do that to almost any other. Look at the little one though, guys has in his hand. Can I play too? Wee. I'm just annoying.

1:23:58I guess they wouldn't make one that couldn't shoot a missile. The little one just collects gossip. Guess he's fecky. Look at that. The missiles just go back to that picture you just heard. The one you just showed with the missiles on the bottom of it. Yeah, that's the classic. That's pretty wild. God damn it. So it's got two missiles and one of those two things beside the missiles. Files. Rocket missiles. Those are two different kinds. Wow. He's gonna probably go really far. They might be guns. Might get defensive. Maybe. Right. Like flares and shit. They had a ground. Because they do that when someone's shooting a missile at them.

1:24:36They'll shoot off a flare to detract the heat -seeking missile. And then these are just the ones we know about. Because there's gotta be some shit. Oh, yeah. For sure. Again, that's what I think a lot of that stuff is. The people are reporting these. You think? Yeah, that's what I think. I think a lot of these things that people are seeing. That they think are UFOs. It's just some super sophisticated propulsion system that is keeping. Some of them are really creepy though. Like the way they hover around or fly around. Like the one they showed like one or two from in the middle. At least just like it did look like it was either a UFO or a monster or some kind of like.

1:25:10This one that looks like a jellyfish, but it's flying around. It's got like stuff hanging up with it. Like what is that? That one's very weird. Because that one goes in the ocean too. That one. That one's scary. It goes into the ocean and then it comes back. I'm right. I told you last time we looked. I looked something up like this. This thing came out. That is so cool. It says it's a drone. And it goes underwater. And it goes underwater. But it never. I couldn't find anywhere that this thing was being sold. It was like a Kickstarter type program. Oh, me 10 years ago. Right. But here's a problem with this.

1:25:40Even like pretending that that's real. Where? What's the propulsion system? That's the it may have not ever been real. People were watching. No, I don't think it's real. I think it's a basketball. It's a real. I mean, it is. I'm really do. Look at how the bottom where it's screwed down. I think that's like a volleyball or a basketball or something. I think that's totally fake. I think it's because there's no method of propulsion. Like you can't just have a basketball that flies. Liquid gravity engine shut the fly. It says fear -shaped no outside propellers are moving parts. But then it doesn't say how it flies.

1:26:12It's a golf ball. I don't know. It's not a video of it. Exactly. They use a golf ball as one of them. Shut the fuck up. That thinks fake is fucked. You have to have an exhaust. Every fucking propulsion system that we know of right now has to have either a fan. Like you got to have a propeller or you have to have an engine that shoots stuff out the back and makes you go forward. That's it. So these things that people keep seeing that don't operate like that. That's what makes me think the government has something that doesn't need a traditional combustion engine for a propulsion system. They're not going to have it on Google.

1:26:46Yeah, they're not going to tell you shit. They're not going to tell you shit. I wouldn't tell them. I wouldn't tell the whole world what we could do with the fuck out of here. Just make it better every year. It's a point where it's basically a UFO. And if you just think about the unlimited amount of money that they've had. And they've been designing military vehicles and jet engines and fucking they've been doing that for decades. Yeah. All that time making one thing that no one knows about better and better and better and better. Flying around area 51. I bet there's a lot of those that people are seeing.

1:27:19They're like, oh my god, they're real. They're just like, yeah, aliens are real. But it's just us testing. But and also I think aliens are real. I think we'll bowl. I do too. In what way? I'm hoping they are. I really am hoping they are real. I really do. You changed too quickly. No, I didn't say that. I didn't ever say that I didn't believe it. I think the things you're just talking about. I'm like, some of them are secret projects. Some of them are aliens. That's what I'm hoping. Yeah. There is definitely another presence here. Like in this world or whatever it is. Yeah. And that there has to be something to explain a lot of these sightings which are not explainables.

1:27:56It's real likely that both things are true. Because it just doesn't make any sense with the universe as big as it is that there's no one else out there. And if they do develop the ability to go way past where we are, they should be able to be invisible. That should be easy. Sure. They should be able to come here anytime they want. That should be easy. You look at a species like ours. That's this intelligent as the human species. If we got one million years more advanced. One million years more advanced. Who the fuck knows what we can do. We're going to be weird in five years from now. Five years from now with AI, things are going to be off the chart weird.

1:28:37So imagine that just keeps going for a million years which is really possible. I mean, crocodiles have been around for fucking 65 million years or whatever. Yeah. It's totally possible. Well, do you remember that cab driver in Vegas that told us? This guy is very UFO. What do you tell him? He told a lot of UFO stories. He told it. What was the portal? One of the casinos of the portal for aliens. Oh, it's got to be sure. He said there's a secret railway under like the MGM Grand and that's where aliens are coming from area 51. It's like I've never even heard of this theory and it's like no, it's true.

1:29:09Yeah. And yeah, he had a lot of them. There's no way 250 humans at one time would want to go to a casino. Yeah, that was a joke at the end. A joke? Yeah. I don't know if he was driving us or driving away from his ex -wife, but we were driving for a long time. If I was going to be an alien, I want to abduct some people though. I think Vegas would be a good spot. No one would miss him. Not only that, they'd be so confused. Like, I don't know what. I think someone spiked my drink. All of a sudden, I was on an alien spaceship. Uh -huh. And Vegas, everything goes. Like, there's always like a new thing to do.

1:29:43So that would definitely become like a like the sphere. You know? Yeah. Or imagine if there was like an abduction program, like you could actually get abducted. And instead of like abducting us and just ruining people's lives, what if we made a deal with the UFOs? Hey, listen, you guys got it all wrong. We're willing to get abducted. You can take us on board and do experiments on people. We don't care. We're totally willing to be your guinea pig. Oh, influencers would try to do that. 100 % live streaming. Why are you getting your anal probe? It's worth it. Yeah, if they really wanted to come and abduct us, we would be more than willing to let them.

1:30:24You don't really have to force us. What if the aliens are, is technology in terms of how advanced it's gotten in such a short period of time. And then the people using it are just basically drones that are using this exposed technology. Well, it's possible that that's the future of life. The future of life is we integrate with technology. And that's the only way, because like the biological evolutionary process is really slow. But the technological evolutionary process is really fast, like crazy fast. Like you can have a whole new thing in a year. Whereas like a whole new species, like God, how does it even happen?

1:31:04You know, how does it even happen? And then like when species are hybrids, they're not valuable. So like some of them aren't some of them aren't. And it's like, what? How long does it take to make a human out of a monkey? How long does it take to make a monkey out of an amoeba? It's too long. They don't have that time. It's too long. That's too long. It's too long. If you can integrate with technology, then you have an insane ability to adapt. And then probably you just stop being a person. Probably we'll realize that. What I think that's already out there. People stop being people. Well, you can't set a little bit.

1:31:36They have a little bit, right? Yeah. You know, the whole set of people to Mars. Like I was looking at like how long it takes to get anywhere. Like it takes about six days, three days to get to the moon, which is doable. That's why the moon is the way to go. Mars is like nine months to a year. But then the other planets, let's say we're like in a whatever at our current like ability to like travel, like Jupiter, 25 years. And there's really nothing there except for that IO moon, whatever that is. I'm hoping that's not saying it wrong. But like the fact that like we're not built for outer space.

1:32:06And yet we keep craving this whole thing. When you're right, it should be some kind of techno hybrid of a human something that would be able to do that, you know? Yeah. And it'll probably if you become a machine instead of a person, you don't have to worry about being crushed by gravity because you'll have a carbon fiber hole. And all your orgasms will happen from an app. And then you'll be able to do it. Radiation, all that stuff that this space is a killer. You know, it's like, it's not built for carbon people. And you're taking 25 years to get to Jupiter. Well, the technology exists to make you not be bored.

1:32:39Like what are you going to do for 25 years? They should put you to sleep. You're going to play in video games the entire flight. It's going to be amazing. I've been preparing for years. Six months of video games that go by on your trip to Mars. It would be so quick. You just have a local area network set up. And you and the other astronauts just fucking geeking out all day. Oh shit. The computer, you gargaflack. Gargaflack. You fucking just drinking mountain dew. Yeah, yeah, yeah, smiling. If you knew that you didn't have any responsibilities other than playing video games, you know, quick six months could go by.

1:33:12Oh, that sounds like hell though. You know, not for me. All the games. All the games. I mean, don't you want to get up and move around? Maybe not. Is there maybe if you just put that fucking Mark Zuckerberg headset on, you could pretend you're moving around. Is there a dick sucking robot that could use? Oh, definitely. That's coming. That's probably already here. Probably, they already have that in China. They're probably testing it out right now. The what is it called again? The XFM bot or something? Which is a sex style, but it's whatever you have to, I don't know. Those are coming. Those are coming.

1:33:45If you see that robot that like cooks and like sets up your kitchen for you, the robot like puts plates away and shit, they already have it. It's called a wife. I knew this. Son of a bitch. Yeah, there's a new AI powered GPT robot that does simple tasks around the kitchen. But it communicates with you like a person even says, um, it's very weird. Oh, like it's thinking. It goes, um, so the reason why I did that is I'm putting these plates away in this rack and I'm, you know, you'll dump garbage on the table and say, please clean that up. Surely, let me just pick, look at this. Why why you did what you just did while you pick up this trash?

1:34:32On it. So I gave you the apple because it's the only edible item I could provide you with from the table. I'm going to clean it up. It's so weird. Oh, look at that. What? Yeah. Great. It stands too. Based on the scene right now, where do you think the dishes in front of you go next?

1:34:54So it's analyzing the image. It's slow right now.

1:35:02Why does it sound like it's narrating this American life? It's got a raspy voice. Yeah. It's like a dude. It's weird. That really looks like a puppet. It doesn't look like a robot. No, man. It does a lot of other things. That's amazing. Look at that. It's truly amazing. That's truly amazing. Does it apologize if it makes a mistake? If it breaks your dick, it rips it right off. I'm sorry. I applied too much force. It's a bad. Well, that eventually have like a skin covering or will look like that. 100%. The apple found its new owner. The trash is gone. And the tableware is right where it belongs.

1:35:39My call bullshit. You don't see that guy's face every time he talks. That guy is a ventriloquist. That man is speaking for the. Oh, good job, good job. That's not confusing. We'll let a chip back to. Hey, buddy. How about you get behind the table with him? Let's drink a glass of water. Fucking fraud. Show it, dynamic walking. The dynamic walking one is wild. So this thing, by the way, it doesn't have to have that jump metal maze over its chest, but it doesn't want you to kill it. That's amazing. It looks bulletproof. You get off the shoot it in the lens. But look at it, walk around and move. Amazing.

1:36:14That's amazing. And this is, think about like a model T. And then think about a Tesla. Okay, a model T is a slow. Shotty York. Look at him. Look at his hips move. Sexy. That's crazy. And then wild. But think about a model T, right? Model T's like big stupid wooden wheels. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. This is really nuts. Look at that. That's amazing. That's the new American. Look how agile it is. This is Boston Dynamics. More update. See, year ago. And so they can do all kinds of things. They can, they can fucking saw wood. They can do construction. They can hop up on boxes. Look at this. This is before AI, right?

1:36:55So. Well, they had AI, but they didn't have AI available to everybody. Because now in the future, you look at something like this and go like, this probably not really happening. This is just. AI is real. This is real. I've seen this. Yeah. They programmed it to hop around. That is amazing. And then the program just tossed the stuff up to them. So this is so much better than a lazy dock worker. You know, some guy doesn't like his job and needs a cigarette break. This one's ready to go. Look at that. And if they figure out how to make it. Whoa. Yo, it does that. Yeah. It's a gymnast. And if they figure out a way to make very small nuclear powered engines, which I think they're already doing, I think there isn't there.

1:37:37Is it China that has a small nuclear powered power plant? Yes. So they'll be able to make a nuclear powered power plant that's the size of a fucking cell phone and stuff it in that thing. It'll be able to go for 90 years. Holy shit. Like a battery. Like a nuclear power plant. They already have that with where they use it to power. Like they used to do it for spacecraft, but you're right. Then it would be endless. Nuclear battery produces power for 50 years without needing to charge. That's crazy. That says it's battery can power mobile phones that never need to be charged and drones that can fly forever.

1:38:10Forever. Would you really want a nuclear powered phone though? That's the one thing. Fuck yeah. You would. Yeah. All the balls to grow. I'm talking to charge. That's one of those. I don't know about that. I'm willing to wear like an external case to put the phone in. It's like some sort of a shield from the, I'm sure the government wouldn't allow these companies to sell it if it was dangerous. So just no. Let's just let it get out there and let's just see what happens. See what happens. It's all where they may. True. Don't be a pussy. Don't you want to robot? I like the robot thing. You know, want a robot.

1:38:41We're going to get robot fucked all four shizzies. People are so anti -robot already. They had the, what was that in San Francisco, the self -driving taxi. They bled it on fire. What's in that? It was like basically like, you know, like the Amish people. It's like the, you know, like they attacked it. They destroyed it. Yeah, but they do that to regular times. This is again, this is a sampling bike. You got homeless crazy fentanyl zombies that are just trying to smash everything. People leave their fucking windows rolled down in their keys. Yeah, like in Canada, they're telling them to leave their keys outside.

1:39:15They're, uh, they're for you. They're telling them to leave your keys like near the door so that people don't have to, like, roam through your house and they're trying to steal your car. Yes. Really? On the Bayesian. Jesus Christ. They said, listen, to make it easier, just leave the keys outside. Like what? How about stop people from stealing my fucking car? What am I paying in taxes for you, fuck heads? It's like clean needle centers or like if you're going to do the drugs, you're stupid. No, but clean needle centers are a lot more reasonable. I like that kind of drug. I prefer this plan so allow police robots to kill suspects.

1:39:46Yeah. You can leave it soon. But this is how bad San Francisco's got that this was a suggestion. Yep. They actually have a robot. They're like, not yet, not yet. Let's wait till things go really sideways. Are they working on like technology for us to read thoughts? Oh, yeah. What about like learning what our cats are thinking? I want to slow down on the attack. You're a cat's thing and I wish you were small so I could eat you. No, not my cat. My cat's gone. I love you. When you die, they eat you almost immediately. Good. I want to be one with my cat. Let's take a piss break because I got a piss too.

1:40:21Yeah. Let's pause this bit, right here. What the fuck are you doing, Dave? You're living in 1995. Yeah. You know he sends me emails with no body and everything's in the subject.

1:40:36How long is the subject? It's so long. I forget to go to the super turn. So it's all up there. Yeah. It's the best. Listen to the great sound when I'm doing it like more scotiness. How long does this take for you to accomplish this? I'm done. San. So you don't have the iPhone at all anymore? I have one too, but this is me off the grid. Yeah. This is my when shit happens right here. I'm ready to go. So what do you use that one for? Like who do you text on that? No, this one's like just like for all my texting. The other one's for emails. Wait a minute. This is not on one. You text on that? Yeah.

1:41:11So when I text you, you text me on that. Yeah, I do. Can't you feel it? Hold. That's like 10 spaces in between words. Yeah, that is so. I'm sending you a text right now. What is going to happen? That is so insane. This is good. Oh my God. Yeah, it comes up green.

1:41:33Just wait for the sound, Dave. Are you texting or are you calling? I'm texting you. Tell me about your upcoming weekend at the mothership. Might take a while. No, it doesn't have voice to text either. No. He doesn't know. If it did, I wouldn't do that anyhow. Really? I'm like super paranoid with the web and everything. So this is like, this is what I - But yeah, you have an iPhone. I do, but you know, that's what we call bait and switch. Okay, let's see if I get it. Did you get it yet? I did. No. Okay. I didn't get it. I didn't make the sound. Your name isn't. They always make sounds. Every time you text a button, it makes the sound.

1:42:14Yeah. That doesn't drive you to that. It really annoys people too. Yeah. So it takes you in. Four presses to get an ass still. You're doing that thing? Yeah. You got to really want it. That is so nice. I can't even find your thing yet. It'll take me day. Do you remember when people started using you? Like the letter U instead of while you? Because of that. It's time saver. It's a little time saver. It doesn't even have emojis on it. Like any emoji is like - You still use this emoticons. Like a colon and a parenthesis. I used it for a smiley face. Well, are you guys done with this tech beat down?

1:42:50I mean, it's like I'm a tech hoarder. Come out of the house, buddy. Come on, we love you. How long have you been flip phone? I never - I have one in my house, which I'm sure is worth a lot of money because it has the antenna on it. So that's like my retirement plan. I'm going to sell that to a museum or some collectors. Let's get that little like - And I'm like, man, I can't believe like we actually used to think this did something like. Yeah. Oh, I can't really hear you. Hold on a second. Yeah. Okay, now it's up. Yeah. I can hear you too clear. Let me put it down just a little bit. I think I probably did a little something.

1:43:24Yeah, but you had one of these. Yeah. Actually, that reminds me of a story about you. Bill Boomeran -Rythe, you know what he said to me? He goes, you know, back in the day, one of the comics who always worked was Joe. And you know why? I go, why? He goes, he had a cell phone before anybody else. So whenever there was a fallout, I would call Joe. Joe was there. Joe wanted it. And I was like, wow. So it was like a cool story about just as we went from calling someone on a landline to like a cell phone and that you were ahead of the game. So this is like 89. Easily on my car. Easily, yeah. Yeah. And that's how it was for the young comics.

1:44:01You know, having a car was a good thing. You know what I'm saying? Oh my God, you needed a car to get around. If you didn't have a car, you're not getting the gigs. You had to have someone drive you the gigs. Yeah, that didn't happen. Because like I could get a call from Blu -N -Rite. Like, hey, someone just got sick. That was it. Yeah, that was insane. In two hours, there's a gig and a new Hampshire. Can you make it? Like, I'm on my way. That's awesome. Yeah, because you wanted it. Yeah. And he would tell me over the phone, okay, you're going to take the four -row -five, no, no, no. Yeah. So I had these pieces of paper that were like, you know, Dick's chuckle fuck.

1:44:33And whatever the place was. Because Dick Dardy had a bunch of them. Dick Dardy had like the comedy hut and all these different comedies. The comedy vault. That's awesome. That Boston scene must have been like, because you know, talk about New York, like, you know, start now. I always felt like there was definitely more rooms, like more open mics and stuff like that. But Boston, like, you kind of like, they were, they were paying gigs if you could do them, you know. Yeah. If you could headline. And there was so many local, great headliners that like, you really like, swimming with Sharks basically.

1:45:01I mean, it was like so many guys that could just like, basically, you know, not blow you off the stage at any minute, you know. And they would do it to people on purpose. They did it to me. I know that. With Nick. Really? They do it to Nick's? They would just cut like the Huki Lau or something like that. Like, you know, I might have actually do a little time. And there was like 40 minutes of solid, you know, every, every Boston thing they could throw at me. And then I'm up there with my like, you know, you know, little people jokes to be polite. Hey, you guys, you know, leprechauns, nothing. You know, go home.

1:45:34You know, screaming at you. They did it on purpose to people. Oh, for sure. And we deserved it, too, by the way. Well, they had an attitude about the rest of the world when it came to comedy. They felt like the best comics were in Boston, but they all stayed in Boston. And whenever guys would come out from out of town that were like headliners, like national headliners, they would roast that guy. Oh, for sure. They would throw him after Don Gavitt and Steve Sweeney and Kevin Knox and fuck. It was such a wake up. But even the crowds themselves, like very, you know, very like, you know, you better prove it.

1:46:07Oh, yeah. To be up there, if you're the closer, you better be the best guy here. Also, there was so many fucking headliners that they were just so used to a very high level of headliners. Yeah. These guys were killers. You just pull out a comb to do your fucking mustache. Yes, I was hoping you were making eye contact with Dave. You just put a big shirt, everything's in line. Yeah, everything's in line. How often do you comb your mustache? A fair amount. Whenever I feel the need. A fair amount. Do you have a specific mustache comb? Or just use any old... I just got one from Walgreens or whatever.

1:46:45I've seen them little tiny ones. Yeah, little tiny ones. I don't like them. The teeth are too sharp and it hurts my little face. That makes me... You get a nice soft plastic one. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You got to. Sometimes shickets in there, you know? Trimmed it up today. Don't want any loose hairs. I get it. Before I was bald, I used to enjoy running a comb through my head. It's a nice scalp massage. Uh -huh. Now I'm afraid my hair will fall out so I can't do it. It's looking at the demise. I know. Oh, no. Oh, no. I started going bald when I was like 18. Really? Yeah. What was that like? Lonely. This is a kid in my high school who's going bald at 15 and everybody called him Baldi.

1:47:28Oh, God. That was his nickname Baldi. That's horrific. Kids wear brutal by the way. They were fucking brutal in the 80s. They were brutal. In the 90s and 2000s. They're brutal right now. Yeah. They're beyond brutal, I think now. This is just heartless what they're doing, you know? That's like, um, I don't know. But we didn't have that web to like, you know, everything you does. It's actually weed everything. Yeah. And then also get the clicks every time you're just getting their ass kicked. Someone's filming it. Thank God that didn't exist. Oh, my God. Imagine how many dick pics you'd have out there in the world.

1:48:03Woo. Being trouble. Yeah, it's kids today. Yeah. These kids today. Teachers and students. Yeah, that's wild. Teachers always fuck students. Those always like teachers fucking students. Yeah, but we didn't find out about it till later. Like did you hear someone say I used to fuck Mr. Blahblah? There was always the like very advanced senior who was banging the Spanish teacher. Yeah. Rolling his Rs. It is funny. Like that's like professors and universities. That was kind of understood. That was part of the gig. That was yeah. Why did he do that? I used to be a teacher and they're like never ever be in a room with the door shut.

1:48:44You leave the door open all the time. You're never alone with anyone. I was like, yeah, this is fucking nuts. Yeah. And I see some of the shit with what teachers share on the internet with them and like students. I'm like, this is such a violation of boundaries. It's crazy. What do you know the homeschooling seems way better now? Like I was like, I was teachers fuck their kids too. Seems like a better option for everything. Oh shit. You know, so I was like, hey, homeschool, you must be weird now. It's like, I guess you're just being safe. Yeah. You don't want your kid indoctrinated either. What do you think of college now?

1:49:17Do you think it's waste of time? Yes. Well, it's a player that depends on what you want to do. If you want to be a computer coder, good fucking luck. AI is going to take over all that. There's so many jobs are going to vanish over the next five years. But it's also like, it's such a rude, cruel thing to do to an 18 year old kid that has no fucking idea what they want to do for their life. Yes. And you force them into debt. Decide now. And you force them into a debt that's insanely difficult to get out of. It's way harder than just getting going bankrupt. It's hard to get out of that debt. Why?

1:49:51I got in trouble when I was teaching because I told my students, I'm like, take the test to go to school, but pick up a trade. Go to trade school instead of making money. It's like the smart thing to do. Well, if that's what you want to do, but you know, it depends on what you're trying to do with your life. Yeah. If somebody wants to be a journalist, you should probably go to school. Yeah, but if you don't know what you're going to do, what you do, you know, I guess that's what it is. Go and get a job and know you can always go to college later, you know. Yeah, but you won't. Yeah. No, you're working.

1:50:18Peer pressure. Yeah. You know, your family pressure going to be. Oh, yeah. When you're young, like you have that window where you can kind of like take wild chances from like 18 to like 24, 25. Don't you like 25? Everybody's like, hey, get your fucking shit together. You know, maybe even earlier than that if you're in the Northeast. But if you're, you know, already in a job and you're working eight hours a day, you're fucking tired. The odds that you're going to quit that and stop making money. Yeah. You go to school. Those aren't so high. I think it's harder on, you know, not to be the old guy, but like this generation is taught that they're exceptional and then everything they do is like important.

1:50:55Whereas I think when I was growing up, it was like, no, nothing you do is really that important and that you're also going to have to like kind of work your way up in something. I think a lot of them see their peers like, you know, they went to college, they dropped out, they started a company or a, you know, they're an influencer with a million followers. So they see success differently than we do. And like for me, it was like, yeah, you got to like kind of work your way up or like, you know, it's really about how much you want it, you know, that kind of thing. Whereas now I feel like there's, there really is no game plan.

1:51:26It's really, you know, it's kind of like, you know, you're almost like a sucker if you kind of play the game, you know. Also fame is like much more attainable. Yeah. To regular people now than ever before. Yeah. You know, especially if you're willing to do stupid things like pull pranks on people or, you know, there's so many different things that people can do now that can get the attention. Yeah. And they're doing that as a source of a career. Yeah. But why as a, as a teacher, how can you make your kids do work when they're like, no, I'm just going to be a YouTuber. I have more followers than you.

1:51:57Like shut up. Well, but the whole idea of fame is like, when I was growing up, it's like, you don't want to be famous. That's like for, you know, like whatever. That's like, that's not cool. You know, you want to be, you know, something like rough, you know, you want to be like a, like a lumberjack or something, you know, like now these kids, even at young ages, they're like, fame is where it's at. That's where you get everything you want. People actually listen to you and they, you know, give you everything you want. So it's like amazing. They've never worked a day in the life yet. They already know they don't want to work, you know.

1:52:25Dude, I saw the creepiest thing. My friend's daughter took her phone and recorded her five years old and into the cameras. She could just kept going, don't forget to like and subscribe. Don't forget to like and subscribe. That's weird. Watch my videos. Don't forget to like and I was like, dude, this is, that's an alien. That gets me in train to be an alien. Not the kids choice and you're exposing the kid to the world. Yeah. The whole world. It's dangerous. It's not smart. It's stupid. It's irresponsible. Yeah. We're just like that video we watch with the drone, like psychically, we're not supposed to see that.

1:53:00Well, you definitely not supposed to see people get blown to be serious. Even just now, like, yes, these things happen, but we shouldn't be aware of it and inundated with it every single day and every single second. Right, but that's the only way you find out about it to put pressure on people to stop it. Because if it doesn't leak, like Edward Snowden doesn't put it out there and a bunch of people don't retweet it and get outraged by it, then it doesn't put pressure on the politician. But is that going to stop it? Are they going to stop? Stuff like that can change things. Stuff like that changes people's minds.

1:53:29Stuff like that changes people's understanding of what's actually going on. Because you keep hearing, oh no, it's the people that are dying. It's only Hamas uses human shields. Well, clearly that was not a human shield. And clearly those people weren't endangering anybody and they didn't look like they were armed and they just blew them apart. Do you think the people making money off of this? Like do you think they really even care? They're going to keep going. They're going to care because the people are going to care because there's massive public outrage from things like this. And the more things like this happen, the less support you get for military budgets.

1:54:03And then you put pressure on the politicians that are voting for these things. And then all that stuff works. It really does have an impact because they don't want people to be so outraged that they revolt. They don't want people to pull a blood light on the whole government. People who are trying to figure out a way to do that. There's a lot of people that are trying to figure out a way to put a stop to all this shit. So the more things like this come up, it's fuel for those people. But the majority of people don't digest news like we do in endless cycle and have time to really think about it because I think that a lot of people I know of, they're really smart people.

1:54:44They just turn the news off. They rather live in their own bubble that the news really makes them anxious and really makes them. And I'm like, well, you got to know what's going on in the world, right? And then they hit you with that whole thing of like, they're telling you different, everyone has a narrative and all that kind of story. But I was like, living in your own world is not the way to go either because when you do have to venture out of that bubble, it's terrifying, I think. Especially if you don't know what's going on. Right. If there's some new thing that's happening, some new crisis, you don't know.

1:55:15You just walk right into it. I mean, it's like, I'm curious. Like, I'm just like, I'd like to see all sides of something, but not to make it political or anything. I think a lot of these people just decide to like, you know what, it's not for me. I'd rather kind of like work on my own, you know, some of it's mental health. If just a lot of this stuff really shakes people to the core when they finally have to deal with it. So, you know, that's a reason why like board games are still around because people love the idea you can disconnect from the world and like you're in like your own little world where you get to be God and here's the rules of it and stuff like that.

1:55:48So, you know, there's something to that puzzles, you know, that's why. Hello? You guys don't believe to me? You don't believe me? I'm like, chill for Milton Bradley. Sorry. No, for sure. People are like puzzles. No, people, people wanted to disconnect. That's like, we're in that business. People want to get away from their problems. You know, fuck, you know. And I think people deserve to, but also like if you're poor and you're barely making ends meet. Like, you don't have time to worry about what's going on over here. like sure you can be informed, but it's so hard to be informed and not let it take a toll on you.

1:56:22Well that's why the great luxury is the people that got, please don't do that. I wanted to see if your message came. The great love, tell you to text somebody with that fucking goofy thing. The great luxury of rich privilege kids is becoming an activist. Yeah, that's right. Those are the ones that are splashing paint on the Mona Lisa and gluing themselves to walls. Those are all kids from privileged backgrounds who feel guilty and they have this insane view that you're just going to stop oil now and the way to do it is to glue yourself to the Mona Lisa. But that's been going around since the 70s.

1:56:58There was a lot of rich kids that were involved. Of course. It's always rich kids. Yeah, because those are the kids that have the luxury of being able to go out and protest and do stuff like this. I think it's like inherent guilt too of like, God, I feel so bad. What can I do? 100 % especially today. You're being told that just by virtue of the color of your skin, you're a colonizer. You're responsible for everything. And there's people like some of these people that are in these protests, they haven't thought shit out at all. So they get confronted by influencers, right? And they ask them like real simple questions to get them riled up.

1:57:30Like, what do you think we should do? We need to give you to this country. We don't understand. We tried to solve the country. Get away from the capitals. Get away from the capital. Yeah, dude, I saw the best thing. I went to a rally or like a no, a protest. And it was it was during the summer of 2020. And you know, everyone's like marching and everything. And I wanted to go check it out. And this this girl was wearing like an A cab shirt and chanting like, NYPD, races, polis and a cop was like, excuse me, miss. You can't stand here and she goes, oh my god, I'm so sorry. And then like, it shifted and then started protesting again.

1:58:10It was all a cra - A street cra - A street cra - What the fuck? Should I wasn't a skit? That sounds like a skit. I saw it with my own eyes. It must be real. Yeah, there's no way it could be fake. Yes, it was not fake. You saw it. It was right. No, I was right. You read it. Next to me. That wasn't a crisis actor. Because that sounds like - If I saw that one on Instagram, I'd be like, come on. Oh no, no, I was there. Like it happened right next to me. And I was with my buddy and we just started laughing. How dumb is that? Yeah. And then I was in Central Park for one. And I swear to God, this guy had a sign and this super hot fucking girl went up to him and goes, can I borrow your sign?

1:58:51Grabbed it, turned around, took a picture, gave it back and left. Yeah. A model. It was stolen out. It was a young guy just trying to trust anything today. Anything. That's what I'm pushing. No, I'm not. I'm not. How about - Why are you always at these protests? You're not in them. Is that like the guy who goes to see the fires? I'm like - I'm curious - I'm like a wannabe fireman. Like I like to go see firemen. I love firefighters. Good job guys. Yeah. Oh, you used to hallowigan bark? Good work, fellas. Yeah, you know the stats. Oh yeah. I was a volunteer firefighter in high school. I loved it.

1:59:27Were you really? Yeah. High school? Yeah, before 9 -11. Wow. Not fighting fires, it's a great gig. What? If you're not fighting fires, it's a great gig to be a fireman. Yeah, it's a great - Don't have to fight the fires. Right. So, yeah. Just your life and going to a burning building. Well, I was - In the firehouse, you're watching movies, making a fork dinner. I was always in the pool room playing pool so I could slide down the pole. There you go. And everybody beat me running down the stairs without any care. Yeah. Yeah, I did it from like 5 '16 or whatever to 18 and I was a junior firefighter.

1:59:59So, I wasn't allowed to fight fires in the interior. I could just go from the exterior. And then we would go - We were like the bitches. We had to go and clean everything up and clean the trucks. And then I fought a car fire once at 2am because I lived close to the house so you could hear the sirens. So, I showed up and it was me and two other guys. It was all volunteer. And they let me fight the fire myself and I was so nervous. I didn't strap my helmet on and I like pop the hood. My helmet falls off and I left the hose running. It was like a Charlie Chaplin movie. It was hardest catch. Oh, it was hard.

2:00:28It was so embarrassing. They're just in the truck laughing. I'm like, sorry fellas. That's one of my fears, the car fire. I mean, that's a horrible death. What being in it? Yeah. Oh no, it was a big, big car. I was like, I'm just watching. I'm watching it. It's cool. But one of the worst ones I've ever heard is Northern California. The wildfires. It just warmed the highway. Oh yeah. Killed everybody in their cars. Trapped, bumper to bumper. Can't get away. That's like Hell on Earth when they have the family driving like trying to drive to safety and you just see all that sparks and all that. Oh, fuck, man.

2:01:00Dude, I've been evacuated three times, living in California. No shit. Yeah, fire burned two houses in front of my house. Yeah. And what do you do? Like, are you out there with a hoe? Like, are you like, what's the move? We got the fuck out. You got out. Right. What do you grab? Nothing. Grab the laptop. Grab the laptop. It's a close. I'm like, get everything else. Fuck this place. And do they have to say alive? Yeah. That's what it's like, man. When you see it, when you see like everything over the horizon is fire. Yeah. I mean, from the left to the right, everything coming over the hills is fire.

2:01:33That's crazy. And it's just, ignolping buildings. You're seeing your neighbor's house on fire. You just get the fuck out while you can. And I haven't, so they just did, supposedly they have enough rain now for like until 2025 in California. But this saying like, this should help like both the consumption and also with all that snow up in the northern California that it should like, like if there's a forest fire now, what is that? Well, see this doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. If you have a wildfire like they had where there's people died on the highway, those things are so big, you can't even comprehend it.

2:02:08It's, it's so hot, there's so much fire. It's literally thousands and thousands of acres around you are just engulfed in flames. And it's moving at like 20 miles an hour. Oh, shit. Like you're, there's nothing happening that you're going to do with water. Okay. The, in the other problem with getting a lot of rainfall is you get a lot of growth. So you get a lot of grasses, wild grasses, grow and they, they're very tall. And then they dry out because it stops raining. Like it always fucking does and everything turns brown. And as soon as things get hot and everything turns brown and stops raining, that's when fire season happens.

2:02:45And it's a lot of it is fucking idiots throwing cigarettes out the window. Sorry. A lot of it is people that are camping homeless people. And gender reveals. You know, they have this funny, like they have the fireworks at the gender reveal. Everybody loses their house. How about, how about like those guys, the smoke jumpers, whatever the people they do that, that's the balls gig. But they didn't have that in Hawaii. They had nothing like that there. Like when that town went up, you know, it was all made of bamboo. I mean, it was crazy. Oh, you mean Maui? Yeah. I always think crazy. That was how it was power lines downed.

2:03:20Oh, that's what it was. And what's the response time? Terrible. It was non -existent. Yeah. They never had anything like that happen there. Yeah, but there was also a lot of problems. Like the people didn't want to release the water because the water is owned. Like there's water rights. I think the water was going to the rich neighborhoods where the golf courses are. Wow. And so there's like, I'm trying to get the water. And then there's also like, how the fuck do you have a place that's this windy where you still have exposed power lines? That seems insane. Man. That seems insane. Like every time those things fall down and you didn't clean up any of the brush around it.

2:03:52Was it the conspiracy that they were trying to get it out of there so they could sell the land? Yes. The crazy conspiracy is the direct energy weapons conspiracy. People think those fires. What the fuck? Yeah. Bro, the real tinfoil had to do is they'll corny out. Like what do you think about the director and energy weapon in Maui? Was that like a heart attack gun for fires? It's there's apparently the government has the ability according to the conspiracy theorists of and maybe even some real people of having these things that they call direct energy weapons. So it's almost like a laser beam. And I know that these are things that they're working on.

2:04:28I know these are things that are probably top secret because it's always been discussed. There's been studies on how to do it and there's been papers written on it. So the conspiracy theory is that they lit those houses on fire on purpose with direct energy weapons. And if you had a blue house, like with a blue ceiling, that the blue ceiling would somehow reflect against this energy weapon and stop your house from burning. No way. Oh yeah. Not only that, but they use Biden did some speech. And then as old kind of seen eye away, he was talking about some houses survived because they had the right roof and everybody's like see the blue roof.

2:05:08No way. So yeah, so conspiracy theorists like literally painting their roofs blue to protect them from direct energy weapons. Jamie, please go over this. No way. This might have been one of those things that four chants started for a fuck just for people. And then people ran with it. Who knows? Or it might be just people that are out of their homes. Can you imagine your house burning up because like your wife or partner was like, no, don't paint it blue. Operation green roof. That's a thing, but it's not a part of the conspiracy thing. What does that mean? What is Operation Green roof? One post on X.

2:05:41Getting people blue tarps to cover their roofs. That's not the same thing as what. Oh, the tensed. Allegedly. Allegedly. But the, the, okay, social media post sharing a post typically include a video from a tick -tock account that often shares clips of everyday items being burned by a hand held industrial laser in a workshop. The clip shows a laser burning yellow, red, and green fabric while a blue swatch is unscathed with text saying it can be programmed for different wavelengths. So some lasers don't work on blue ceilings and these people think that it's the blue roof that will protect you. Someone said everything that's blue survived, including t -shirts.

2:06:22A blue car and some blue beach umbrellas around front street along the waterfront were not destroyed in the inferno. And the blue man group. They were playing in town. They were doing a road gig. That is, that is really stretching it, if you ask me. Yeah, they're going hard on those. This is too much. DEW stands for direct energy weapons which use technology like high energy lasers instead of projectiles like bullets. But these videos are not evidence that they have anything to do with the wildfires. To start with, they show, what is the videos are saying? Handful of blue items and the fires aftermath.

2:06:57But other footage and photos show these were hardly the only things left standing. So the thing about the direct energy weapon, is there videos of those things being used? Like is there like a, is a direct energy weapon a real thing like 100%. So when you, I mean, that's different. I think it's true. It's like what you said lasers. So there's like videos of US government talking about direct energy weapons. Yeah. And you know, very broad terms. It's only like 15 bucks a shot. But they don't. It's true. No, they were saying that this will be the best way to like shoot down missiles and drone. High energy lasers and high powered microwaves.

2:07:34Oh, they just shot that thing. Nice. Almost looks like they're drone video. Nice. So they just shot that out of the sky. But it's coming from a boat onto a boat. That's why I don't know. Oh, and so what is it? Look at that guy just, lovely typing. Type it. Isn't that what I was using asian guy? It'd be an airborne Ranger. The computer guy, we only learned asian. And the other than even is the idea. Does it show what is that video at the bottom? Why the US military's investing billion ten minutes? Well, yeah, I guarantee that because they know how to do it. But by the time they're telling you they're investing billions, they probably already invest billions.

2:08:12Sure. They probably figure out. There was a video. Video claiming. Oh, there's a claim to show a directed energy weapon is actually an edited clip of an explosion in Russia. That's not what I was trying to pull up. Man, this stuff is. There was a video of what looked like a laser coming out of the sky. Yeah, I saw that. And like they're in a storm. Somebody explained that that's cell phone, video cameras, like glitching under the intense exposure of like a lightning bolt. Oh, it's something that light flashes and it creates like a distortion in some cell phones. I don't know if that's true though.

2:08:54So it's a natural. It's a natural thing. Would that look like a show that again? I don't know what I was even looking at. That's the video that you just showed. No, I know, but I'm trying to, I don't know what the hell they're showing because I can't hear the sound. It's showing all sorts of stuff. They're talking about. Whoa, just images that were going viral during it. Some of them are real. Some of them are not. Look at her smiling. See like right there, for instance, pause. That's a controlled burn at a Canton refinery in Ohio. And because of that light going to the sky. Right. It's a little bit of a storm.

2:09:24There's another one. That's the one. What is that one? Space X launch. Oh, that's interesting that people are doing that. But that's the people. Some people are under their fucking mind. There's a thing that happened though on Twitter too. I like, I feel like this doesn't get talked about sometimes. People are trying to get engagement money because if you build up an account that can get engagement, doesn't matter if it's good engagement, bad engagement, you just got to get the numbers. You can start getting revenue. So people are reposting real old viral videos, confusing people with shitposts like this.

2:09:52Right, right, right. Just to build up the 5 million views of the five. Here's the real conspiracy about the fires. They haven't done any rebuilding. Those people, they weren't allowed to have insurance inspectors go in there. I don't know if they can now. That people still have to pay their mortgage on those things. Oh, jeez. And the thing is, it's like if you're getting to this point where you don't have anything and you can't rebuild your house and you're fucked and then they come along and offer you a payment or something or you get foreclosed on because you haven't paid your mortgage. And then the bank's on it.

2:10:30And then whoever the fuck is the developer owns and then whatever they want to do for the better good of Maui, they build there. And then these people lose everything. This is what's really scary about it. It's because like the way it's being handled does not like you're handling victims of a natural disaster that's horrific and took more lives than any wildfire in the history of this country. You're doing it like you are trying to figure out a way to take that from those people. You're not doing it like you're trying to support those people and build it back. You're doing it like if you know what's really going on, you're not asking for financial aid for these people to deal with their mortgages and you're not asking for aid from the government in one of those giant Ukraine bills.

2:11:10It would take five billion dollars, right? Wasn't that what the money was? Five billion to rebuild all those houses? That's a drop in the bucket to what they're spending in Ukraine. And there's no consideration at all to do something for these fucking people. That seems like you don't want to do anything. They declared an emergency. I know when it happened like a federal, like that usually means they can activate all federal funds and both of those people got a one -time payment of 700 bucks. Jesus, that's an outrage. One -time payment. Do you want to get more for stimulus checks? Yeah, that's an outrage.

2:11:45Yeah. Well, fucking FEMA, when Hurricane Katrina hit, I went down to help like clean up and rebuild homes and stuff and they sent us to Foley, Alabama because they still didn't get relief from Hurricane Ivan like years prior. Well, so there were still homes that's rroves blown off from Hurricane Ivan. So did they tell them we're going to send down some high school firemen? LAUGHTER Don't hang up the phone. We're sending some kids. Don't let them go to your strip. They're not popular in high school, but they want to be firemen. They can have all the weekend open. They don't have dates or friends.

2:12:22That's a very good help. Hi. Have you been a good show for me? Yeah, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. That's amazing. That's what I know a guy just took the MTA test and now he's an MTA guy. There's a guy drives the trains in the subways. So I'm like, I wonder what kind of training they give them now because it's more than just driving a train. It's got to be like, you know, you got to make a choice now. Yeah. All right. Do you pull to the station or do you hit the homeless man who's on the tracks? Like, what do you do? You know, like, all kinds of hypotheticals. Yeah. How many times the homeless people get got down there?

2:12:59There's so much going on in that station. Not even homeless people. How many people get pushed by homeless people? Yeah. So it was pushed. You had both of her feet, amputated, cut right off. On the videos are the best because if people videotaping it aren't upset about the loss of human life, they're upset because they're late to work. They're late. Like, I got somewhere to be. Yeah. It's so crazy. It's so crazy. The pushing people on the tracks thinks it's fucking terrifying. I think that's new if you ask me. That's something that's only the last couple of years. But also it's just so scary because it's random.

2:13:31Like, 8 a .m. At a popular station. You know, 330 on the work commute. And you know how much that's going to ramp up with people coming in from everywhere around the world and not having any jobs that were promised to them and being angry at everybody and knowing they can get away with crime and already being a murderer. Oh, sure. Already committing murder in your country and you got away with it. Now, here you are in America. And also, And you're doing fentanyl. Multiple. Yeah, sure. That's all I'm here. And multiple people that are doing the pushings have been locked up so many times in their family.

2:14:03Like, this person is sick. Yeah. We've tried. We've dropped them off at a hospital and they keep getting released. We don't know what to do. But what can you do, really? But what can't the government use on those lasers? You don't have to make any sense. This was after the Reagan administration. Yeah, they did. But all the nutty people on the street. Well, her other there was a guy who took that, you know, he did that documentary on Creed. What was it like? It was this alcohols vault. Yeah, but it was like one of those. But he went to like an asylum, an asylum. And he just saw people laying in their own filth and just how horrible it was.

2:14:36And that was the beginning of the basically the defund these psychiatric hospitals, through medication, they were allowed to release them into society again. And that's where people now like we really could use in a asylum right now. We need to open them up. And then incentivize workers with high pay to have smart people with compassion working there, not just bottom of the barrel. That's the people that you get there. Yeah, the Willow Brook. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is talk about something that's hard to why is this thing here, man? Landmark investigation of Staten Island's Willow Brook State School, an institution for the developmentally disabled.

2:15:08It's terrible. There's expose for ever change the face of mental health. Ugh, my alma mater. But that's the fucking horrible thing about people and they can get away with doing things. When no one's like a hurroler of air or somebody else is like breathing down their neck, trying to find out what the fuck is going on. That's institutionalized. Ugh. But that's what people did back then. They put them in these places, get them off the street. Yeah. And now people are looking at it going like, you know, maybe that's a good idea. I used to work at a sober living house. And one of the kids was like severely autistic.

2:15:39And his family would just send him to different rehabs. And sober living houses because he was so difficult to deal with. And would just say he had a problem with marijuana. And then the kid learned how to smoke crack. From people in the houses. Yeah. They ended up dying in a crack house. It's like the saddest thing ever. Oh, wow. Yeah. I don't know if that's the saddest thing ever. What? This poor kid. Was that sadder than those guys getting drum bombed? Wow. Imagine you live in a Gaza, you're just fucked. You're just really fucked. Yeah. And you're just like going, oh my god, let's walk back and see if there's anything there.

2:16:14Yeah, but imagine. And this really army is targeting you. Yeah, but imagine going to a crack house thinking you're going to color with some guy. And killing you. Yeah, that's not good either. I don't know if it's the saddest thing. It's definitely sad. It's parallel sad. But the sober living house. What's that word? It's all sad. Yeah. What do you mean? I've only seen it on that show with Dr. Drew, the sober living house. What is it like? Have you lived in one? Yeah. What's it like? You have chores. Well, I lived in a three quarter house, an Oxford house in Delaware. Yeah. And so it was self -run.

2:16:46So we had everyone had a role, like a cop troll or a treasurer or a chore coordinator or a president of the house. And we kept each other accountable. But sober living house, like a halfway house. You have house managers and clinical assistants and everything that basically like babies sit you and take you. And you have to have a job besides working there. Living there, you have to have a job outside of that. Yeah, you help them get jobs and everything. And then I like that idea. Yeah, and then I got fired for drinking. So I didn't get to it. That's like the first rule. I didn't see that. Yeah, I didn't get to it.

2:17:20Yeah. Do they give you a warning or is this one time out? Yeah. Out. And they didn't catch me. I came to them and it was like I fucked up. I was on the road and I took a two week bender and it was bad. And I came back and got fired. Wow. So were you clean when you came back? To the house? Yeah. Or were you still a little drunk? No, I mean, like I hadn't drank yet that day. But I'd left a guy with a car. Yeah. So did you just, didn't you? Once you were fired, did you just get in your car and get reloaded in front of the house? Hey, God, expression. What do you think it is? I love that expression.

2:17:58I went to get cocked. That's a great fucking drunk expression. Oh, yeah. Getting cocked. Yeah. That's what I know a guy who was in a rehab and that he told me we were looking out the window and he told me you see all those cars over there. Those were all drug dealers. They were just waiting for some guy to go ahead and they'll come out. And they'll immediately sell them drugs. And it was like the shark circling the shark cage. It was just out there. And I'm like wow, that shouldn't be allowed. You shouldn't be there. I was cutting out. You did your time. Yeah, celebrate. They're like, oh, nice day.

2:18:39You know, like the slither snake. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they don't want to lose their customer. That's the best way to get them back when they're vulnerable. Oh, for sure. Come right out. Well, that dude, back to that book, Dreamland, it talks about these Mexicans from Niagara bringing black to our hair, went to America, and how it exploded was because of their customer service. Right. Yeah, they would, they had a paging system, they had cell phones, they would give addicts extra. And it'd be like, hey, it's on the house. You're a good customer. And then when they didn't hear from for a while since they had their numbers, they'd call them.

2:19:10Be like, how are you? Do you want to meet up? We have some new heroin if you want to try it out. Yeah, man, I do. Yeah, I do. Like you got a tipping point, you're going to have the kitchen, you're not drinking coffee. God. You called them at the right time. You know what Jose? I'll see you in five minutes. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, it was like Domino's for heroin. Way worse. Domino's doesn't call you. Are you hungry in? And would you like a pizza? Fuck, I would like a pizza. How about one on the housey? And oh, you guys are the best. I'm a little short on funds right now. Yeah, don't worry about it, Ian.

2:19:43And there, there is your friend. Their number one export that they would use all their money. The drug dealers was Levi's 501 genes. And they would bring it back to their families. And that would show everyone in an irate like, wow, we have money now. So they would they would raid these places and the closets would be stacked floor to ceiling with genes. Really? Yeah, that's cool. With an iron crease in them. Yeah. Only I was always like, man, why do they, why do they do that? It's never going to be slacks. It's genes. They're like, no, that's how we like it. Yeah. Who's their side of opulence?

2:20:18Yeah. Nice word of genes. Well, you ever go to like Houston, they always have like that text mex cowboy bar. Like, were you not really supposed to go in there? It's for other people. And like those guys who dressed up, they got their genes iron. They got the big tech gallon on. You know, it's like a big night out. And I'm always like, man, good for these guys, man. And then of course, there's some kind of shots fired in the parking lot. Some terrible happens. But you know, like they're cowboys. You know, of course. They're shit cowboys. Yeah. You know, unforgiven here. There's some issue, you know, something of the cows.

2:20:49Something about the cattle flight. Grazing rights or something. Those are cool towns though. You know, you don't get that much anymore. Everything looks the same. You know, all these towns are the same now. There's no late night food. No, nowhere. Well, actually, I think this might be a thing. Do you still have it? No. Well, we just have pizza. The house is deli still open. Yeah. Yeah, it's like $35 for a dog. But not all night. But if you want a bucket of a stromney sandwich that's foreign the morning, you should be willing to pay $35. I'd be willing to pay it, but it's not open. It's like Vegas.

2:21:24We were just in Vegas. That has like late night food. And it's pretty good that what was that place you took? Oh, ping -pong pong. That's a real place. Chinese food. It's open really. It's like 24 hours. Wow. Yeah. And you think the people who work there are angels because they look exhausted. I mean, you're in a casino working at a Chinese food rather like all night. It's everything you would think. But then you're like, hey, this food is really good. I can't believe it. The best Chinese I've ever had. Really? Yeah, I got their chopsticks logo tattooed on me. Ah! That's hilarious. There's a restaurant inside on core at the wind, the wind hotel.

2:22:03The wind has like a Michelin star Chinese restaurant in it. I think it's the only restaurant, the only Chinese restaurant in the country, I think that has a Michelin star or one of the only ones. It's incredible. How's that place called, Jamie? It's incredible. It's like, what is it called? Winglay. Yeah, a wingly. They have the... Yeah, I mean, they don't help. It's like, I sound really racist when I'm naming my favorite Chinese restaurant. Yeah. The restaurant. The first Chinese restaurant in America to earn a Michelin star. Wow. But those are normal hours. Like, that's, that's like a restaurant.

2:22:40It's a real restaurant. You have to dress nice too. Like, you can't wear like a... Whoa. Woke fried main lobster. Dude, it sounds so good. Woke fried, not woke. Sorry. We're in Poetry's lab. Yeah. We fry in trans tears. We ask its permission. You're taking me. What was going to say... I think I'm bon. Yeah, there it is. I'm impressed with Vegas. I mean, Vegas has really turned the corner. Vegas is a different place. And it's a total different... You see it too, right? It's like... It's also Vegas became much more about entertainment than just about life. For sure. And also like, the, the sphere is a good example of like, what is possible?

2:23:16Like, I'm sure that's just the beginning. You know? Yeah, with that kind of money. We went to the battle bot arena there. Listen, when you're driving through Vegas and just the neon and all the craziness, it's fucking amazing. It is amazing. It's amazing. And I did chose that wise guy. He was a great club, by the way, in Vegas. The locals came out and they were so happy to see a show. Like, usually it's Casino or whatever, bigger only. But just to have like a regular club there is really cool too. And there's a bunch, but this is off the strip. It's way off. So it's mostly for the locals. So it was kind of refreshing to see the locals come out.

2:23:47And let's say, is there a more jaded crowd than a Vegas crowd? You know, they've seen it all. Yeah, so they were really cool. And I like Vegas. I feel like Vegas has turned the corner, man. It's really, it's popping now. Yeah. Well, it's a people, a place where people go to have a good time. So when you do shows there, like, you know, doing shows, you ever do the Mirage? I think so in the past for sure. That's that, uh, what is it, the Terry Fader theater? Uh, not a Mirage? Yeah, he's, he was called that. It was called that. I think they changed it, but the fucking place is great. I was there with Gillis, like, a few months back.

2:24:19It's amazing. You get in there. You're like, holy shit, this place is incredible. Yeah. I forgot how fun it was. And it's like a bunch of people there to have a good time. It's like, that's what you want. Yeah. You have people that are just like purposely, I'm here to have a good time. They want fun. I mean, a town that's specifically designed to have a good time. That's the first place I saw the axe throwing stuff. They have like new ideas. Like, for some reason, people will bring new ideas in the like Vegas. You know, people want to, you know, what's the next thing that people want to do? What do they want to try?

2:24:45So I think that's a good place. Like, if you have an idea and you want to see people learn into it, that's the place to do it, you know? Yeah. So that's where you'll see a lot of these robots and stuff like that there. They'll have some robot wrestling or something. It'll be robot prostitutes. They'll unleash them. That's the first place they do it in Vegas. And you know, the weed thing there too, which is weird that they're weed laws. Or you can buy it, but you can't really smoke it on the street or in the hotels or anything like that. So I don't know where people actually smoke in that weed, but that just ended another layer.

2:25:12Can I go over someone's house? He's like an Airbnb for smoke breaks. Just on top of the street. You know, you've got a... Can't do the thing. Can't do the thing with Battlebox Arena. But there is the sad of Vegas and let's face it, there's something like, you know, you're going to Old Vegas and you're like walking down the streets. It's sad, but... There's definitely a lot of sad in Vegas. There's some fun to it too, though. And there's all those museums, like just crazy museums there. If you're going to have gambling, you're going to have failure. If you're going to have... You have people who just fucking hit the rocks.

2:25:40Yeah. 400 miles an hour. 400 AM, you can't put the penny slots. People lose everything. If you've ever seen those videos of people just peeing in their seats because they don't feel it getting up. No. Yeah, this is girl. She's sitting there. I have to be careful. This girl's sitting there on her phone. And she's sitting at one of the slot machines. She just pisses. A girl or a older woman? A lady. Look, she's just sitting there pissing. She's kind of hot. So she's on the phone. She says, I'm just going to fucking piss. So she's just pissing. While she's sitting there. But that's, she doesn't look like a degenerate.

2:26:14She's just like, they get drunk. She's probably both. She's too hot. She's degenerate. She's probably drunk. She's just pissing on the ground in front of everybody. Lucky. And people are filming it. And she's got like a beautiful purse. Nice shoes. That's in Vegas. I didn't. Yeah. It doesn't really. Wow. What casino is that, Adjemy? I don't know. I'm just looking at it. Woman pees while Gamley at Casino. She refuses to go to the bathroom. So she doesn't ruin her. Take a caption out of it. Is there any chance that's not what it is? Yeah, what if it's coming from her bag or she put a drink in between her legs?

2:26:49What a weird ad for that. She's really turned on. I would like to just keep believing in Spain. It's what it looks like. I made it better. What it looks like. What a weird, it definitely looks like she's peeing. I can't get over how hot she is. Apparently people do do that though. I've talked to people. I was expecting someone in one of those scoombs. I've seen it in other videos. This is the one that went around viral. That's because she's hot. I thought it was. Don't they do that in Times Square with the ball? With the ball. The people with the peeing and shitting everywhere. Don't people wear diapers because it's so crowded?

2:27:19You're not allowed to leave once you get in that. So I'll secure these on. They should all die. What? I'm sorry. If you're wearing a diaper to go see something and you can't pee, you're useless. Anyway, right. Right, that was weird. I'm not wearing a diaper today. Change my catheter. I'm not going to give you that option. They just connected you. Do you like to be connected to the urinal? Yeah, sure. Just connect me and they just strap you in, put you in a chair, zip your dong, just let it hang out. You can pee at any time. You're in a bag. You're in a blue, dark bag. I hate this. As long as I hate nice machines.

2:27:56I do that. Those machines suck. I'd rather play Black Check. I was playing them with you and the thing. These dumb machines. By the time you figure it out, you're already about 100 bucks into these dumb games. And then I'm like, you know, look at all this like information and it's like, you never know if you're winning or not. You know, it's like, why am I hitting my, you know, like an idiot, you're hitting a butt, waiting for a treat to come out. But I like the classic and, you know, it's just, I was winning. How do I help people do it? And then every time I came around, you started losing it.

2:28:22Yeah, I was a good, dark cloud. Slot revenue made up 66 .3 % of total gaming win. Wow, penny slots generated 9 .6 % of total slot win with 3 .15 billion, which is pennies. That's crazy. Which is down 12 % from 2022, while slots that accept multiple denominations generated 5 .9 billion, up 16 .7 % from last year. So people are getting dumber. People always have money in a gamble. They're getting dumber that's building more money on slot machines. I'm a part of it. You see that mama? What's your biggest win on a slot? What's your biggest win? $1 ,100. And how long did it take you to get that? I was there for like an hour.

2:29:04If you had a guest though, how much are you in the hole to slot machines all time? Oh, Joe. So much. Well, I mean, I lost like three grand when I was in Vegas. On slot machines. Well, I play a little roulette too, but. I like how that's your backup game. roulette, I understand this game. I'm guessing. Just like another guessing. That's right on stage. I lost $20 betting someone on rock paper scissors in the front row. I love gambling. I'm not good at it. Are you a sports guy too? No, I don't like sports sports because we really can make it. I don't understand the overunders and the parlays. So yeah, but we've been to the track on the road.

2:29:45And that's fun. And that's another one where it takes forever to figure it out that trifect is in there. Quintellas and all those other. Yeah, yeah. Those track junkies are weird folk. Oh, yeah. My uncle was one of them. He let me got me to pull the trigger on the start of race once. Oh, wow. It's a fun date though. Like if you take a girl's like, Hey, this is kind of cool like we're up for class. But it's like you're surrounded by some of the saddest people who've ever lived. You know, the people live at the track. The last shit is off track betting. That's a show. That was show. Oh, yeah. Oh, TV.

2:30:17Oh, my God. In New York, they had off track betting. Oh, John it down is everywhere. Gambling junkies would go and bet on the races from the middle of nowhere. That was the most unhealthy as place. Like you would walk in. It was like waves of smoke. Oh, man, it was just terrible going in there. I remember people like when I was like, Do you have a bathroom here? I'm like, what are you talking about? This is no bathroom here. People would be living in it. Yeah, come on. They'd be taking showers in there. Yeah, off track betting was this guy white planes Charlie that used to hang around with it.

2:30:52White planes in executive billiards and white planes. And he would always go to off track betting during the day. And he'd come back complaining. What is off track betting? This is before the internet where you put it in and you'd be able to bet on races around the country. So you're betting on horse races, but you're nowhere near the horse race. And all these fucking psychotic gamblers. These guys are nuts. Look at these people. They're all just completely addicted. They're all shady. Everyone's in there. Everyone's fucked their whole life up with this addiction. Yeah, that was my uncle, man.

2:31:23And they're just donating money. You know, I remember, I was like the DMV. I was gonna say, like, I remember walking past and I was like, is this like the cab authority? Is this like where the cab is hanging out? Look how sad these guys look. Like give me a click on some of the folks hanging out there. They're great. They just look like everything's gone wrong. Hey, look at that guy. I'll fucking tell you what the government's plan is. Yeah, they're all just junkies. It's a name of one of the horse's government's plans. It was a nice way to spend it in afternoon. That's how they portrayed it on the commercial.

2:31:55Just a bunch of junkies. Oh, God, ghosts of wagers pass. Still living. Yeah, they close all this all down. They don't have off -track bedding anymore. I don't think so. Why did they make that illegal? Near the Manhattan Bridge. Do you think? I think so. Life on this upper west side side, or makes documentary about off -track bedding. Oh, look, that looks classy though with a... That's a nice one. Yeah, that's a nice one. That's the upper west side. They're bedding on something besides horses there. I think. That's like Falconry or something. Something another leveled animal.

2:32:30Well, there's always dog races too. Yeah, I've been to those in person. And they were a lot of fun. Really? You know, they used to have the thing where they... This was like a ride of passage or at a state fair where they had monkeys riding dogs. And they were like, this has got to end now. And I'm like, oh, come on, it's hilarious. You know, and the monkeys would be riding them around. They'd have like a do a circle. Man, that was really fun. I think everybody had a good time. The dog, the monkey. Everybody's having a good time in that one. I saw a video today of India and these folks were walking down this road and this monkey runs up behind and just drop kicks this lady.

2:33:06And then... Yes, see? Look at this. It's a monkey ride. It's a good heat. I got the guy in red. I got the guy in red. So purple's making a comeback. Hey, stop. What's going on? Whoa, we should have been... Oh, this is like such a lame one. But look at the dog. He's easily distracted. He's taking a bow. Do any of the monkeys rip the dog's faces off? That's great. Now they know better than that. Dogs will bite their friends. Are they friends? Like, do they get on the wall? They have to be buddies. If the dogs don't seem to mind. If the split the purse. The dogs probably... For the dogs, probably like being pet.

2:33:38Like, yay. He's petting me. He's riding me. He's got a little dress. And they don't weigh much. Oh, that's so fun. So these people were walking on this road in India and this monkey runs up behind him. Drop kicks this one lady and then runs a little further and drop kicks this little kid and just runs off. Like, 100 % did it on purpose. That's great. Fuck these people. That's great. It was a migrant. Runs up. Runs up with its back feet. Like a drop kick. Like a real like progressling drop kick. Did a track of steal their purse? Or was it just fucked them up? Just the love of the game. That's awesome.

2:34:12Drop some bombs on these fucking fools. That's the best. Oh, nice one. Oh, bro. You've been served. It's like this boat. Just decide. Fuck this dude up. Well, he's egging them on though. He's like fuck you. Did he give him the finger? Oh my god. He tried to stand his ground. But the monkey's like fuck you. What a... That guy was... I hate to say he was asking. He left his thing behind. Yeah. He's so disoriented. So where's the monkey? Is this outdoors or is it indoors? The one that I saw it was indoor. Or outdoors rather. That is his little girl. Oh, he's scary attack. That's still your fucking kids, man.

2:34:46This is crazy. Oh, look at those tails, man. Oh, they're dragging the girl. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah, dude. That's sketchy. I would not let the monkey grab my fucking kid. No, man. You've got to realize they'll fuck you up. Like a little monkey will fuck you up. Like they can't treat it like it's a little person. They must think we're so stupid. Like they just keep feeding them. Yeah, I mean, honestly. Well, a lot of places they'll take your phone. Yes. In order to give the phone back, you have to give them something. That's smart. To give them food. Yep. Can you train the monkey to steal a phone and give it to you so you can...

2:35:21I'm sure you can. And that's in, like, where's it where they live in a monastery or a ruin or something like that. They kind of control the town. I think it's in India or Thailand or something like that. Where it's just troops of monkeys, hundreds of them. Controling dogs. Stop traffic and they can't do anything. Yeah. Yeah, you can't fight them unless you're willing to go to war. You've got to really be willing to go to war. What's your weapon? You've got to need machine guns. Yeah, how would you fight the monkey army? Yeah, they're going to swarm on you. You're going to be able to... You've got to be able to...

2:35:52Maybe even... Yeah, you need something that you have in all the rounds. You don't think like a mace? No. Just smack them all. They'll take that mace around, well, way from you, stuff it up your ass. But you jump on your face and bite your nose off and then you drop the mace and then they beat you to death with the mace. Like, you're fucked. You got to have a weapon. Motorcycle helmet on, Kevlar su... There it is. Yeah. You got to look like Tex Cobb in Raising Arizona. Exactly. No, but he was still vulnerable. Yeah. The skin was exposed. You want to literally be wearing like a motorcycle riding outfit made out of Kevlar.

2:36:23Oh my God, look at that. Yeah. That's like two troops of monkeys going at it. Yeah, they're fighting. Look at that. Well, this was, I think, during COVID. Yeah. One of the things that happened during COVID was they didn't have access to all the tourists. So they're starving. Yeah. So they had to become dependent upon people and where people would hang out and leave food. Oh my God. Yeah. Look at those guys. They're probably fucking starving. Look, that's a nice spread though that they put out for them. That is pretty sweet. Yeah, that's good. Sort of like one guy was dressed as a monkey. I'm infiltrating a nice little buffet.

2:36:52Look at this sort of sort of cool. Like a car. Like a different plates of food. Like a carnival cruise. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, yeah, they're at the bar. Oh, you can eat. Look at them. They're fucking having a good old home. You would think they look really healthy. But they wouldn't steal any babies. But they're still a little more mass on too. What's up? You guys want to try a mask. They're so smart. Oh, boy. He's their leader. I think that might be a statue. Is that a statue or a dude? Oh, yeah. That's like the god. They're worshiped. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Oh, that looks like rats like the way they're doing it.

2:37:21I know. Circle and wild. Oh, oh. It's so wild what people choose to and choose not to worship. Look, he's shaking it off. It's like enough of the table, boys. Boy, what a fucking horrible life that is. Wow. Imagine being a monkey in India. No tourist show up. You're like, you got to be kidding. There's the food, man. If they only had dogs to ride. Then they could make a living. They could really make a difference. Do you know the story of a cobra charmer? No. Cobra charmer started because they started offering people money to kill cobras. And so what people realize is you could breed cobras and then kill those cobras.

2:38:04And so every cobra you capture and kill, they give you a little bit of money. So they started breeding cobras. And so then the government got wise to it and say, hey, stop. You can't do this no more bounty on cobras. And I was like, what are we going to do with these fucking cobras? And so they started fucking doing shows with them. No, no, no. Wow. I didn't know that. Wow. See if that's true. Did you just tell us? Did you make it up? No. Imagine if I made it up. Yeah. But I don't remember the source, which is off in the case. I don't remember the source of that story. You mean we can't make these cobras fucking anymore?

2:38:37Yeah, they fucking mean it makes sense. Yeah. People are just get a little people find ways. Where are they native to? That's India. Like where are the cobras? I believe it's India. India, right? Yeah. I mean, think about the people going back and forth from Mexico, making $8 ,000 a month. Like the same kind of deal. People find a little loophole. Like, oh, I got an idea. The breed cobras. Makin the criminals. That's another tough one. How many cobras? I've got to say. I'm looking through the thing, but that's a pretty sneaky thing I never heard. For safety, some North American snake charmers, stitch clothes, the mouth, they're performing snakes, leaving just enough opening for the animal to be able to move its tongue in and out.

2:39:18Members of the audience in that region believe the snake's ability to deliver venomous bites comes from its tongue rather than its fangs. Snake's ejected to this practice soon die of starvation or mouth infection must be replaced by freshly caught specimens. Similar methods are used in India where snakes are defanged and have their venom glands incapacitated. They are also kept in boxes or bags with 30 to 45 days and dehydrated, so their muscles cramp, making them sluggish, so they will drink the milk offered by the devotees at festivals. The milk is undigestible to the snake. Jesus Christ. Wow.

2:39:53It's abuse. The methods of dealing with the fangs include expert surgical removal of both of the fangs and replacement fangs, which has been done by some Native American and African snake charmers. Barring extraordinary measures, pulled fangs are replaced within days. Fangs may also be plugged with wax or other material. Well, it's like a three -card Monti kind of like, you think and the guy could really die, nothing could happen. Right, but see if that's the origin of us that they used to, Google that, like if they used to give bounties for cobras, but people to get advantage of it. Pretty sure that's a real story.

2:40:32This has the history, it goes all the way back to ancient Egypt. Right, but in India, what I'm talking about is the bounty on cobra thing. The real money is in being a snake dentist with all those fang removals. I mean, I'm not saying that they invented it, but I'm saying like, that's where it came from. Like, where there were so many of them, and it was associated with India. These are people that apparently had a bunch of snakes laying around. Look, we need to figure out a way to fucking diversify. Wasn't that St. Patrick? Didn't he chase all the snakes out of Ireland? Didn't either guy? But what are you supposed to do?

2:41:03It's like one of the snake living in Ireland. It's so cold. It's probably easy to chase them out there. Bring me back to Indian, take my teeth out. What happens with the, like what are you supposed to tip that guy? I don't know, it's like a street performance. This is a long or utter cold, the first paragraph says. Legend goes that a Cobert investigation plagued Delhi in the 1800s. So the British Raj decided to offer a cash reward for every dead cobra. The men has briefed his side and so the plan backfired, savvy Indians built cobra farms so they could have a constant supply of snakes to kill and redeem for money.

2:41:34Wow. You're right. British eventually uncovered the scheme and ended its incentive with no use for the now worthless snakes. Breeders released the creatures onto Delhi streets. Wow. You were right, man. So it made the problem worse. That's right. That's what it was. Oh, wow. I fucked up the story. No, you got, you got a lot of it, right? Yeah, you're probably worse. Oh, shit. Yeah. People are gross. Yeah. They like fuck these cobras. They just let them lose. You don't see that on New York streets anymore, like with the like performing dogs or any, any of that kind of stuff. You don't see any kind of animal.

2:42:07That's illegal, but you just go shit in the curb. Yeah, well, that's, that's fine. Yeah. That's a performance. You will see somebody who's like, you know, I'm a squatter with a dog and the poor dogs. They're all day long, you know, just like laying next to them. Is that that I always feel like? Are those dogs drugged or are they so socialized that they're just docile? I think that's what they used to living like that. Do you think? Yeah, they just used to that existence. But you're really giving money to the dog, hoping that he'll take the money and take care of the dog. But really, you know, the dog is probably like 60 % less effective.

2:42:37Look, almost got with a dog. You know, rough estimation. Yeah. You remember Norma Donald's joke about the homeless guy with the dog. Wow, what is the dog thinking? This is the longest walk ever. Are we ever going home? Man, this is going off for days now. That's a fucked up thing about dogs are so awesome. They'll love you. Yeah, they'll just love you. Yeah, just fucking lazy as shit and never getting anything done. They're still like still love you. It's real unconditional love. That's beautiful. My cat does that. Sure. You can't only eat when you die. Cats have a few seconds. Good. I'll be one with them finally.

2:43:17I'll be inside of it. Alright, kids, let's wrap this bitch up, bringing home Ian. Very fun. Thanks for being here. Bless. Thank you, man. My best brother. Thank you very much. And I'm excited to see you guys this weekend. Thank you. Thank you, buddy. You're the fucking man. I love you to death. You won the best of all time. Joe, thank you for all of us for doing what you do, man. Honestly, he was a great hang. And the club, I can't wait to be there. We're excited. Okay, that's it. By the follow. You're special. When is it coming out? March 26, Netflix. Hot Cross Buns. Yes. Alright, fire buddy.