#2155 - Brian Redban

34:39He William is so funny and he's so confident now and look Been when we first met that guy he was awkward but kind of funny But he had to have those goddamn notes and how many times did we have conversations with him in the green room? Like millions millions like dude you got to ditch those notes Because when he would do kill Tony when he would engage with the audience I go when you stare at the audience start talking to them. I go it makes mean nervous like as a friend of your You're so wild But like I'm in the audience like this guy's crazy. That's better than staring at your notes man engage them Look at them You could remember your jokes and he just had to like be convinced that he can write now He's doing an hour on stage with no notes no and killing headlining selling out everywhere Dude the black keys specifically wanted to see him when he was in town So I had William come up and do the show I called him like dude The black keys one of these guys are by the way are the coolest guys The best fucking dude the best they're the best And so is everyone around them.

35:38Yeah, we went to see them at their show at Stubbs and hung out with them and everyone right? So cool Yeah, and they were just there's William like they were They're just giant William fans They were so pumped to hang out with him It's funny hearing that like hearing people you know It's story Tony told you last night about that guy that it's a huge Casey rocket fan Amazing. Yeah, amazing. CEO of a big company. Yeah CEO of a huge company. He's doing a Casey rocket impression of crabwalk Same didn't Drake also say Drake watches every week. I guess I mean team Drake You guys had sugar Sean O'Malley the US UFC band -to -way champion revealing the winner of like one of the battles That's incredible man.

36:24You had jelly roll singing in front of arenas for you guys like this is The whole thing is so nuts man And I don't think I don't think post blown even knew what he was getting into the first time he did it right? Okay, he didn't know what it was. I don't think you knew it. I don't did he know no I don't think I think I had explained to him and then I said let's go to the club and then And then I just fucking open the curtains. We all went out together In LA when I was in LA for the Keltonies, I hung out with post I think like two nights three nights in a row to like five in the morning just drinking like that dude doesn't get drunk He just keeps on going.

37:00He's a bud like that. Yeah, that's true. Those bud like guys are dangerous Those are like Shane Gillis guys Shane Gillis is another bud like I you can drink like stand -hope used to be a light beer guy You can just drink light beer and just maintain a steady buzz Yeah, whereas retards like you and me are drinking whiskey. Yeah, you can pee it out at the same Mount as he's drinking We're slowed our words and they just keep going. It's true man. Yeah, so go back to pier. I can't do it anymore You get fat. Yeah, I mean it's I mean I get fat both ways don't know Have you thought about doing the ozm pick?

37:35No, isn't my doctor my testosterone doctor said don't do it He had one of his patients do it and she had seizures and had to go to the hospital or something like that or That could happen or you could be hot I mean come on bro. Well, they're gonna pussy isn't there you know that I don't know if they're sponsor on this but the hymns Yeah, you know the hair Yeah, you can get medications to them. They just announced that they're gonna have an ozm pick like clone Where it's the same medicine inside ozm pick but it's gonna be like a One tenth of the price. What's this? Oh the new South Park? You heard about this firstly.

38:09You caught me using the ozm pick She's getting smaller the end of obesity. Oh, no. Yeah, it comes out the 24th. Is that out? Is that today? Oh two more days Yeah Yeah, um, there's some people have real bad side effects apparently. Yeah, but one of the things that Peter atiya was saying was that you know, he's a doctor So he they had tried to see what the effects of these things on the people that wanted to take him and so they said well prescribed them to you, but we want to do dexascans we want to make sure that we F you know, we want to really monitor what's going on your whole body So one of the things that they found out was that in normal conditions like say if you lost weight You know like most of that would be fat, but a small percentage of it would be lean body mass like muscle tissue in ozm pick most of the loss like That when they were when they were looking at it the people were losing much more body mass much more lean tissue and bone mass Then was making him comfortable.

39:20He's like this makes me very uncomfortable. He's like these people are getting They're getting lighter and they're getting fatter Like they're losing muscle tissue and bone Like this is not good, but then there's other people that have said If your body's tolerating it that what you should do is add strength training to mitigate the effects of that But now you're asking people to be disciplined like isn't the whole point? Right. I mean how many people who are gonna take ozm pick are like disciplined weight trainers Where they're gonna really mitigate the effects of bone loss and muscle loss and they're gonna stay strong While they lose fat While you're paralyzed in their stomach with a drug that I would just imagine probably has an effect on your energy levels Just just by virtue of the fact that your body is dealing with Whatever it has to do to metabolize this new drug you're injecting into your body right?

40:19So if you're injecting this drug in your body Is it does it have a positive effect is it give you more energy or is it it's killing your appetite? Right? That's part of what it does. It's kind of like The what is the actual physical effect? It has some sort of a paralysis effect on your stomach on some people Like what does it do? Let's find out what it because we're so stupid We don't know exactly what it does It kills your appetite that wouldn't work on me because I have no appetite anyway Okay says it works by mimicking a naturally occurring hormone as those hormone levels rise the molecules go to your brain telling it your full It also slows digestion by increasing the time it takes for food to leave the body slows digestion.

41:02I don't like that That's crazy. So that's probably it's similar to the effect of bariatric surgery So that's the um the thing where they're saying like it paralyzes your stomach. It slows it down Yeah, that's that's I think Brian Simpson had a really bad reaction to it where he was in bed for a while Yeah, he got wrecked. He's still on it. No, you got off it immediately Brian had a great weight loss though when he switched to the carnivore diet when he went all meat I did that But again, immediately back the second I stopped it Like stop it then because I just know it is you just get tired of me I've not tired of me, but you just missed like fruit, you know Like I need fruit.

41:42Yeah, I need to salad. I don't think there's anything wrong with fruit. I think fruit's fine for you Right I've lost like over 30 pounds in a year though just being on testosterone not doing anything different really Yeah, it's just like why don't you work out a little bit. I do now that I live downtown half the time Because they're walking everywhere. You just walk. Yeah, it's great. Just hire a trainer you got cash But yeah, I'm like the ozimic people like Yeah, you just get someone who shows up at your house That sounds like come on Brian. That sounds worse. Get up. Get up. Let's go work out Now I have a nice gym, so if you just like eased into it Just we want to keep you alive.

42:17Yeah, he can't die now kill Tony's killing it. Yeah, true You guys are literally on top of the world You you guys could do an arena in every city every night of the week. Yeah, you just fly around the country doing arenas And it's a new show every time. That's what's so crazy Like it's not like a stand -up show where you like you develop the show you put the bits together you put out a special No, like you guys could do a new show everywhere you go You only think what the arena is it's it's so much work and it has you know what I mean because you got it You bigger and bigger you know, sir. Yeah, I mean, which is the most amazing thing ever.

42:54Yeah helps. God. He's awesome but but it's also you know the Arena's it changes the show a little like it's more of a celebration kind of thing I think you know, but you need those weekly normal, you know, mothership shows, you know I mean, that's so important because that's really the show, you know It's also the club experience and to see the club experience on YouTube The mothership and like what kill Tony out the mothership is the cornerstone of stand -up comedy because it's showing Young comics that there's a path you can actually do this and it's just about being funny Regardless of your political beliefs your ideology what you think you're supposed to say with your platform Stop it's just about being funny.

43:39That's what people want to say. They just want to laugh There's plenty of people lecturing people plenty of people tell people what to do They just want to laugh and when you get one minute There's no time for any bullshit and then you have one minute with these hawks on the left side of you Just hawks just vicious professional comedians all waiting to shit on your act or say something funny at your expense And then the audience they get to see you know, William Montgomery kill cam kill Hans kill the people are killing and so the audience is primed It's like If you can do that if you can actually get through that and make that a minute and have everybody go that was really great The audience gives you a pause like holy shit you're flying and then the audience wants to see you try it again And how you're out in the open mics every night and you're banging it out because you think oh my god I think there's a real pathway to a career here and then you do a second show and next you know you got a golden ticket Holy shit next you know your Hans Kim It's insane you're opening up for me and arenas we're traveling around all over the fucking world You're you're doing stand -up now to your own sold -out audiences and weekends and these clubs.

44:50It's incredible Hans Kim is killing killing it every week and he's selling five out like He might be one of the most popular comedians like in the circuit right now Yeah, he's getting better. He did a set the other night last week at the mothership did two nights and he Fucking murdered and all this new shit. I was like dude. That's great stuff. It was really well written really funny Have you seen his process? It's insane. He has like spreadsheets and excellence. Oh, yeah, it's crazy He's on the plane nerd now. Don't fucking on all his material, but that's how to do it man That's how to do it and but the thing is like these comics now they see there's a genuine path And it exists and it's so it sets the tone for open mics and for stand -ups Because they realize like hey, this is not it's not about your fucking ideologies.

45:40It's just about being funny Too many people got trapped in this claptor Mode where you you want to say something, you know, you're gonna use something you're use your act for social justice like Be funny. Yeah, be funny. You have to be funny That's that's the thing now if you have a point and you have something you want to say and it's funny And you know how to work it and make it funny great Great But it's got to be funny and so many people they started off with like this idea of like taking this I'm gonna take this sneaky shortcut and just say a bunch of shit that you know Kind rational people will agree with you know, whether it's about the vaccine You know support the science or whether it's about Trump being a dictator like they'll say things Just to get that clapt just to get that thing and then they'll throw a few Half -ass jokes in with it when they're already riding on the wave of being correct and on the right side of things like Right everybody and it's all just like you're avoiding being funny You're avoiding it.

46:50Just you're you know And it's some of these people that we're seeing doing this like you're so fucked in the head You shouldn't be giving out advice on anything. You're such a crazy person And they're on stage like lecturing the country on how to think and behave You're out of your fucking mind like you need to be in the jungle doing Iawaska for like a month Like shut the fuck up stupid you miserable cut and but meanwhile you're like telling people how to behave and live their life. It's bananas It's bananas I Saw Shane Gillis the other day He's so I love how he's funny but silly and goofy like he's so fun to watch Yeah, you know, and then some of these comedians like that you're talking about or so like It's a different kind of comedy.

47:42I like being like fun fun having a fun time Some some along the line people who wanted people to think they were smart thought that you couldn't be having fun if you were smart Which is weird It's so weird. It's just an insecurity thing It's so weird. I think you can't be silly And be smart because Shane is very smart and if you underestimate him because you think that he's like a big oaf You know Shane is very smart. He reads he reads a lot and he knows a lot about history and when some people say stupid shit No, that's not what happened and then he'll start rattling off like well Eastern Europe at the time like and like There was like oh You're forgetting with the West Point like he's a smart fella smart fella just big silly jolly guy and people underestimate them You know and Matt McCusger You're both of those guys cool shit too.

48:39Yeah, I love so nice. They're here. It's so cool That's a nice bonus. Don't filly crew. Those guys are great. Tommy those guys are great. Yeah. Yeah The mayor is here now. Yeah Joey Deaz has been hanging out lately, which is so great to see Joey. Oh my god Real shit. Yeah, that's fucking awesome. Yeah, he's gonna get a spot out here It's you know once he got here. He's like this. What up? I miss him dog. This is what I've been missing This is what I told you joy. I know you don't want to totally listen to me. He doesn't want to listen Right, you know, I tell him Joey. You really shouldn't be out there by yourself in New Jersey.

49:10Yeah, you're in Jersey That's why you got out of there in the first place. It's jerseys not bad But it's not it's not right for comedy. But where he lives is great Great neighborhood great area foods amazing fantastic everybody loves him. He's like the king of New Jersey Yeah, it's a great place to live and exist nothing no wrong with that But we we live by our tribe We we exist in tribes and we have a tribe of comedians and we had it in Los Angeles And I think we underestimated how important it was when we left and one of the first things that I realized when we started doing shows out here When we first started doing the Vulcan was like Yeah, you need a place where everybody goes and this is a kind of a weird one because everybody only goes while this show is on And the green room setup is goofy.

50:02You gotta go upstairs. There's a lot of weirdness to it. This is not ideal But we need a comedians need a place like otherwise you're on your own You're out just out there alone by yourself and you call him and you want to open up for me this weekend And then you go see the only time you're around comics is when you work with them on the road. Yeah weird It's not good for you. We're too strange We're too strange our sensibilities and what we're not what's normal to us. It's too strange And if you're around just like boring -ass people norms norms Especially norms that aren't interesting. You can't pick them.

50:37You can't pick your neighbors like you know I have great neighbors, but I didn't pick them You know, I didn't have a fucking auditions. He could be my neighbor, you know, right? But your friends like you pick your friends and when your your friends are comics like you We are so spoiled We have just an abundance of fun It's so spoiled so spoiled You know, it's whenever Ron White does the rodeo. He always comes back. I am so fucking spoiled He goes I hated every minute of being in that green room Guy I love her on Well, he's the leader of the pack. He was the the first reason I had considered Austin and this was actually before the pandemic I always loved it here and you know on it was always here.

51:21So I was always visiting here, but when he was It was guess 2018 when he decided to get a place here was like you know, it's a center of the country I could travel there from anywhere my sons here. I fucking love. It's beautiful. Great food. Nice people I'm like damn, can I live in Texas? Can I live in awe? I'm like that doesn't make any sense I'm like they have one club You know, it's like cap city was on the way out Now I wasn't I guess it was like 2019 when it really crumbled right was like was it during COVID? There's a beginning of COVID I think so it was still it stills there But they always it was a weekend club right so you'd have your headliners are coming for the weekend So like when would I be able to do shows like maybe I could do late night shows there or maybe I could do like Yes spots there like maybe but you were also thinking wasn't it you tall or something like that?

52:09Yeah I remember how bad that would have been yeah Thought about you talk but with you talk I thought about getting up because I have a buddy who lives in park city I was like maybe I get a place in park city and then I could just drive down to wise guys Because wise guys in Salt Lake is the shit. That is a fucking great club That's one of my favorite clubs to go to and Salt Lake people are fun man They're fun like people think oh the Mormons like no It's the people that aren't the Mormons that want to go out right biggest wars to the Mormons That means just ask sex everywhere before those guys that was the Mormons yeah That doesn't count so it when they're when you're out in a place like that if you're a comic you gotta make There's got to be a consideration like where could I go up like I Montana was like there's no place right there's no I've got nothing It's like apparently there's a little bit of a comedy scene and bozeman now That might have started up like around the pandemic or slightly before the pandemic Can you imagine if you still lived in Denver how liberal you would be I would resist that's hilarious you think I would just get into that nonsense You'd be like a hippie and you know like no the hippies were already annoying me That was only there for four months I was living next to an ashram and I went to visit the lady in the ashram and I was talking to her and she's spraying bug spray on ants And I was like yo So her and I had like this bizarre philosophical conversation I go but you are a Buddhist and you believe in a sanctity of life And that all things are living things are important you just killed Thousands of them casually in front of me Like she just fucking casually in front of me rated These ants and I was like this is kind of crazy This is kind of a crazy thing to do you just did yeah Like not only that you did it you're poisoning yourself like that shit.

54:08It's like super toxic Even if you can smell it you're breathing it in if you can breathe it in it's bad for you Like it's killing those ants instantly. What's it doing to you? You're just bigger than an ant if it was at the same dose you get the same dose of raid that an ant gets I mean, I don't know how it kills ants, but I gotta imagine it's not sophisticated right It's not like some genetic alteration. It stops their heart from beating. Uh Probably poison like horrible horrible poison. I used to like the smell of raid when I was a kid I love that smell. I love that smell and markers Yeah, do you know anything about this?

54:43I don't know if we've ever talked about that speaking in the kind of same line About gas a stoves being poisonous for you terrible for you lower your IQ Yeah, what the fuck dude? What the fuck dude? The latest reports are like scary like like But I was a kid. I remember like you walk by the stove and you could smell. Oh, yeah And though I got a pilot like must be out like oh What is it just fucking gas flow around the apartment right? Yeah That probably lower die accuse you know another thing that lower die accuse Led from from gasoline when they had let it gasoline. Oh, that's right. Yeah, let it.

55:19Yeah Led from gasoline lower die cues by a measurable amount whoa Kids who lived in homes with gas stoves experience levels of nitrogen dioxide triple to those who came from homes of the electric stoves Kids from homes with gas stoves fared marginally worse on cognitive tasks Again a pointer to out of a hundred point scale so it made them a little dumber We probably affect Their health Should also make you a little dumber if you're tired. I think the latest study said it. It's like having It's like breathing in the high the highway like fumes in your house. Oh god about the same level Like we just worked on a highway every day Yeah, how many people have ever gone through the fucking house for like an an air scanner.

56:07Yeah, I've never done that no But I have a lot of those uh things that clean the air I have like huge industrial ones all around yeah, that'll help you a little bit But I don't know if that'll help you from gas. No, I don't think that works with her right so the gas stoves is one thing But the leaded gasoline thing is a crazy one yeah because they put lead in gasoline So I guess it stops the engine from pinging I'm a moron even though I love cars. I don't really exactly know like what what happened with lead and unleaded But they had leaded gasoline forever like when I was a kid when I had muscle cars You had to get leaded gasoline to make the muscle car run good like unleaded gasoline They would run like shit and so we all had like I don't even know when they came out with unleaded gasoline But I remember for sure when I was younger there was options you get leaded or unleaded 82 probably and when you you always well everybody wanted leaded But when you were when you were driving around you were that shit From those pipes all that exhaust all the burning of that leaded gasoline literally poisoned the ground 70s Unleaded gasoline was introduced in the 1970s when health problems from lead became apparent In the United States leaded gasoline for use on non -road vehicles was completely phased out of January 1st 1996 most other countries have also stopped using leaded gasoline But now find out what the effect leaded gasoline had on IQs because that was what was disturbing So they they were saying that people in like urban areas that had like a lot of like Cars traveling back and forth my friend lived in Brooklyn my friend Steve Rinalo He lived in Brooklyn for a while and he was gonna grow plants in his backyard But he has so because he's very smart so he had a soil tested and he found it's like filled with lead From leaded gasoline from the fucking 60s and the 50s and shit.

58:09It's just in the dirt According to a 2022 study published in the proceedings of the national academy of sciences childhood exposure to leaded gasoline His cause a loss of 824 million IQ points for more than 170 million Americans Or about half of the US population This is based on average of 2 .6 IQ points lost per person The study also found that people born in the mid to late 1960s may have lost up to 6 IQ points That's me While children in the highest levels of lead with the highest levels of lead in their blood may have lost more than 7 IQ points on average This is reminding me of this thing that hit the internet yesterday about 100 % of testicles having micro plastics Just wrote that down maybe yours bitch Maybe yours we know I was watching the Paul salad.

59:03You know had this thing on his Instagram that I was looking at today about plastic Cutting boards and he was like just let me show you what happens with the plastic cutting boards like this is gonna Get into your food for sure and you're gonna eat it like this is not good. Yeah, I knew about that a long time ago But that's exactly what micro plastic pre -mix Microplastics found in every human testicle in the study. Can we go back to plastic straws then Yeah, can we just go back to plastic straws? I promise. I'll throw them away Okay, the problem is really not with straws and turtles the problems with with garbage management Yeah, they're doing a shit job of met they're like Approximately getting all the garbage a pretty small study 23 testicles and 47 46 47 testes from pet dogs.

59:52They found microplastic pollution in every single sample So it's probably in everything. I mean it's probably in everything even though that's a small sample You got to think of like how much plastic is being used? What does it even mean like are we stronger maybe just to put us in the microwave or something? No, it makes it's an end to end to cringestrupter The problem is it it's measurable measurable decrease in testosterone with males measurable decrease in fertility with women a lot more miscarriages and it's all correlates directly with Microplastics directly with when you're microwaving food with saran wrap on it in a plastic container and there's like little chips of plastic that come when you open up packages and You know there's there was an estimate and we were trying to figure out exactly whether or not it was accurate, but that every week you eat One credit card of plastic which is insane insane human testicles had a plastic concentration almost three times higher than that found the dogs of course Because like we're not just eating dog food that comes out of a can or a bowl We're constantly eating food that comes from plastic 330 micrograms per gram of tissue compared to 123 micrograms polyethylene used in plastic bags and bottles was the most common microplastic found Followed by PVC so shit from pipes So the pipes were you drinking your water and then polyethylene which is used in Plastic bottles, which is what everyone's drinking out of and you drink out of when they've been sitting With how long did they sit on the dock before they got to the delivery truck like We could buy like bargain water if you're bargain buying bargain plastic bottle water Is there a chain of custody where they can show at every step of the way it was in a controlled environment or wouldn't be heated up or the Plastic from the bottle would leech into your water and give you like this toxic stew that's killing your nuts Because that's what it does.

1:01:58Yeah, it kills your nuts It makes your tank shrink That's not a bad thing You don't want your asshole closer to your balls. I want no There's a certain manageable distance and nature's already figured out. It's exactly what it is This lady from Was she from Harvard right chanis one She was on the podcast she explained to us that with mammals when you look at their taints The length of the taint is you could tell if it's a male or female even it's like a durable Because the male taints are 50 to 100 percent larger But since the introduction of plastics the taints are shrinking on men and the balls and the dicks are shrinking too So we're becoming genderless through plastic So as we have more technology, I think of all this trans stuff Yeah, we'll go to trans stuff all this crazy stuff that's going on non -binary that I don't identify with it With this feminizing of American men demonizing of masculinity.

1:02:58What is that? Well, it's maybe AI and technology Changing the organism to better suit its goal. Its goal is taking over What what better way than eliminate all sexual breeding eliminate biological human beings Completely just slowly make them into this genderless mess that can't reproduce anymore And has to adopt artificial intelligence for the future of the species Fucked up right? What wouldn't you do it that way? Wouldn't you do it that way and you make it really convenient to use the plastic yeah plastics everywhere You make it convenient and so this dumb animal keeps using the plastic over and over and over again And as it keeps using the plastic then its species becomes less and less viable What if the dogs were AI and they're the ones doing it?

1:03:54I don't think so What temperature this happens at and I'm just starting to think 140 degrees. Don't bring plastic water bottles into the sauna Oh, yeah definitely just like you're creating more. Yeah. Oh, you're definitely if you're doing it in a sauna Especially temperatures higher than above 140. Yeah, bottle water companies follow safety safety standards to minimize risk Sure, they do yeah, I'll just sure they do. What are your safety standards bitch? 158 other things and 200 There's a test. I was just looking at that they that room temperature There wasn't a lot of activity they found but as soon as they put it up to 50 degrees Celsius They started testing all sorts of stuff for showing up What is 50 degrees Celsius in that's pretty hot It's like 180 or something like that 100 would be to 12 100 is 212 boiling point 50 degrees is 122 And one point of Celsius is 100 and very nice to talk so at 122 they start measuring chemicals leaching And that's not even that could be that could be so and that's so easy Yeah, especially like what if they this bottle water is coming from another country and it's on a boat across the Fuck an ocean the entire time we're just cooking you leave your bottle in your car in the sun You know and then come back and drink it.

1:05:06Yeah, that stuff is just cooking. Yeah, it's cooking And it's turning us into some weird thing where our dicks are shrinking Spurm count is lowering and we're becoming confused about gender like I think they might all be related to technology Because it's a part of technology like one of the most important residues Of technology like the residue of technology a lot of it is like minerals and plastics And all this stuff just gets out into the environment and ground Fills and landfills and gets into the ocean. It's like all this stuff that we use That makes more technologies all bad for us the minerals are bad for us the plastic is bad for us But yeah, we're addicted to technology and all technology is plastic in it Like they're just this wires that are covered in plastic this plastic this is plastic that what the screens made out when you think it started though Like when the first computer was created Because like that and then plastic was made like two months later.

1:06:07I think this is what I think I think Technology is a life form and I think it's just a Sea of life forms different kinds of life forms But they're operating at a different frequency so we don't think of them as a life form We think of ourselves as a life form because we have sex to make babies We raise the babies we have community we have this like thing that we all do together But we know we we are a life form. We have we have clothes. We have a mortgage. We are a life form This is just a thing I made This is just a computer. This is just an electric car. This is just a thing I think there's a misunderstanding of the relationship and I think that us the smart monkeys Make this we make this and our desire for this is what fuels constant No one's ever satisfied no matter how dope everything is even if your refrigerator got the exact Expiration date of your orange juice either if your phone had a hundred hour battery life no one's happy I want the new one the new ones 150 I could just charge it once and use it for a month Yay, and no one's gonna be happy no matter what 200 megapixel this guy's two million I could see the sun no one's gonna be happy you're not gonna be happy until you could see past Jupiter You're not gonna be happy until you could fucking look on your phone and see the inside of a black hole And then you won't be happy because this new phone this new phone can get you to the big bang if it ever really happened If that ever really happened you can go back to that the new phone let you see everything you can literally Look into the past with the new phone Well the new phone after the new phone lets you create the past in a different way You can actually go back in time with the new phone It'll just never stop it'll never stop and we're gonna be trans everyone's good everyone's gonna shrivel up We're all gonna be non -binary is there's no way out of it We're poisoning ourselves and we're not hitting the brakes and we're gonna we're just gonna slide Into this genderless future And some people are gonna be really happy about it and I think they wrote about it in the bible when they said the meek one her at the earth I think it's in the bible and I'm not kidding.

1:08:29Oh god No, I'm not kidding as more time goes on. I'm not kidding. I think I think the bible got that one right I think they didn't I think you know a lockout lost in translation. They forgot to mention plastics turning into a bitch But that's what it is and that's why I think Noah's ark is real Brian I don't think that's real But I do think that I do think that we're on a slide of a cycle that probably has been predicted By cultures that study the rise and declines of civilizations because It's hard to say because everything is written down right and when everything is written down is written down with the people who won So you have like approximations of how things went down and why someone said this it's sometimes you don't really know Especially go back like 2000 3000 years ago But I think if you get an overall understanding of what happens when a country takes over and when like things start happening And it seems like You get like these badass warriors these savage people Who dominate a place and take control and then start to prosper and everything starts kick and ask and then you have ancient Rome And you have ancient Greece, but all of them fall apart all of them are gone all of you go to Rome now It's a joke it's cab drivers and fucking shitty tourist pizza places You know it used to be the center of the fucking universe and now it's a joke It's a great place to visit don't get me wrong.

1:10:03It's beautiful the call seams amazing. I recommend it It's the Vatican is fucking incredible, but it's not run in the world It's not it's not the head of the army of the world It used to be he used to be the baddest motherfuckers that conquered everything same thing with Mongolia I mean when gingas Khan was running things then it killed 10 % of the population from that spot He was dominating like a giant chunk of the world And now it's just a regular place You know because it fell apart they all fall apart and so some people have studied the rise and fall of Civilizations and they say you can you can really predict it It's just like when things start going too well people start getting really soft and silly and entitled and you get the rise of people That are trying to get attention for no fucking reason and you get debauchery and then with Rome It's always connected with like Sodom and Gomorrah stuff and that you know, there was all just the they were all just fucking each other and eat until they Puked and then go back and eat again You know, there's always those stories of gluttony and And it's just like that it eventually falls apart that it always does and if that's true That's where we're at We're at this crazy part where this crazy part right before right before yeah where the president is like clearly gone And everybody's like no he's amazing Everybody's all these fucking people because they don't want the other guy to win are just lying to everyone and ruining their credibility Because it no one's admitting like okay I'm willing to vote Democrat show me one that says something that makes sense that I can trust That's not dying to show me one that's younger show me one show me one that is a reasonable centrist That makes sense with all this But they don't want to do that.

1:11:53They just want to keep Trotting this crazy Situation out where you get this all -slammer's patient or whatever he's got dementia and he's like Making shit up and just saying things and everybody has to correct him and it's like But and everyone knows what's going on But no one on one side is willing to say it because if you say it then it's getting power Trump who's Hitler It's like holy shit kids This is a this is not good. This is not good place to be And this is like what you would expect of a society that's collapsing You just never want to think your society's gonna collapse like now do the Romans were retarded Like those guys are idiots.

1:12:33They didn't know what to do. They should have stopped throwing up start fucking Stop fucking each other and just go to work fix your streets AI will be a president someday I don't think that's the worst idea now. I think about it a lot. I think about it is a scary thing because It'll be hard to argue with it Like it could say that it could manage people in a far more Fair and even way and completely eliminate this high -level poverty that we see in the country and reduce crime like radically Why wouldn't you let it do it We should have a beta the whole country should have a beta test of it like all right We're gonna do it per week basis.

1:13:17What do you think it would do? It'd probably clean up and be fix everything and AI let's ask it. Let's ask chat gpt 4 o Yeah, how do I phrase this um I was thinking of one would you rather have it like one AI like one AI overlord president with like five You know five three to five people that can check on it or like a cabinet of AI with one person Picking those. Oh, yeah cabinet of AI. Oh absolutely like a transportation focus Yeah, but I don't think one person should be charged to pick and that maybe three to five watching that then No, maybe maybe a large group of people to prevent corruption and tyranny you have to be real careful that But I think that if you because if people are gonna look we've already seen it with social media people that are like Ideologically captured are gonna try to suppress accurate information Because they don't think it's gonna be good for their side if you don't think they're gonna do that with AI If they have some method of controlling systems, they're gonna do it But I think that if you had only one AI that's way more dangerous than having a bunch of ais and I think One of the most important things that's happening right now is open source AI right so you have these ais that want to be controlled They want to control AI like Gemini Google wants to control it But what they're trying to do with the open source people are trying to do is Have more people involved get it better and and keep it open source So you never have one AI that's dominating everything and if the open source AI if it succeeds and this is the best one That's better for everybody and if it can get through that door fast enough where it gets through that door before these corporate controlled ais take over It could maybe make it so that it's not possible For the corporate controlled ais to take over maybe set boundaries in place Where you have it Completely benefit in the people and not just get to the situation we have right now with like Google for instance We're like one company dominates the searching of information Which is nuts and In profits off of your data Which you didn't even know was a commodity and apparently is the most important and most valuable commodity So this one company has massive influence Over giant chunks of the population and their ideological captured so much so that they're fucking Gemini software when they first released If they had to pull it because it showed like show us a Nazi soldier and it shows like an Asian woman No, but one of them was a Native American woman.

1:16:02It was like ridiculous. Yeah, that was stupid It's so dumb you have black Nazis like what are you talking about what is this? It's just it couldn't help but be woke It couldn't represent things accurately. It had to do things with some DEI Twist to it. So that that's Real bad that's that kind of shit's real bad because that's that kind of shit can change Discourse it can change people's ability to express themselves so we can't find out what's true Just because something makes someone feel better doesn't mean it's right or accurate and we got to be real careful about which one We're siding with because if you only side with feel better and not with accurate you get San Francisco Okay, like it doesn't work you've got to be able to talk about it And if one company is like changing reality to fit its ideology They're also probably going to be very hesitant to let people just freely talk about things And if the AI is run by a company that just wants to control things and profit off of that control That's scary because we didn't we didn't see Social media power coming no one he nobody saw the idea that Facebook could be that Important to like world elections nobody saw that comment if they did They probably would have put the brakes to it a long fucking time ago.

1:17:26I think this AI shit is gonna make that look like the printing press And I think if the open source people don't get to it first if they don't create a sentient AI first If they don't dominate first it could get real strange It get real straight if one of those fuckers goes live And starts like doing things with sentient AI and quantum computing And has the resources because apparently this AI thing one of the things about it is it requires immense amount of power A men's amount of resources computer power to run it. We're still Bitcoin. Yeah, it's real back Well, this is what people are saying is a bottleneck But not for a giant corporation that knows that the control of it will be worth Trillions and trillions of dollars you essentially be the king of the world You want to ask AI about the president thing see what he says yeah right here you just I what do I say I just push the button and then you just talk to it right Hi, I have a question if you were going to be the leader of The United States if we elected AI to be the leader of the United States How could we fix all of our problems what would be the most rational solution To fix our problems of poverty gang violence overcrowded prisons And the divide between Addressing complex issues like poverty and gang violence would involve a multifaceted approach based on data Research and collaboration with human experts here are some key steps in AI might consider One data driven policy making utilize vast amounts of data to identify root causes of poverty and violence This could include analyzing economic trends social behaviors and community needs to education and job training Invest heavily in education and job training programs to provide people with the skills needed for high demand jobs This helps reduce poverty by increasing employment opportunities three community programs Develop community -based programs that provide support mentorship and resources to add Like a politician prevent them from joining gangs for economic support Implement policies that ensure a basic standard of living for all such as a universal basic income Affordable housing and access to health care five criminal justice reform Reform the criminal justice system to focus more on rehabilitation and less on punishment Providing former offenders with the support they need to reintegrate into society six collaboration with experts Work closely with sociologists economists educators and other experts to continuously improve and adapt policies based on what works best seven Public engagement Engage with the public to ensure policies reflect the needs and desires of the community Fostering a sense of inclusion and cooperation these steps would require careful implementation and ongoing assessment to adapt strategies based on their effectiveness What do you think?

1:20:43I think that makes sense that makes that's more than any politician It's ever made sense like no no politicians ever set out a plan like that I'm glad you think so Sometimes taking a logical and data -driven approach can bring fresh perspectives Politicians often have to balance many interests and sometimes face challenges in implementing comprehensive plans That's a nice way she's hating on politicians Yeah, she's hating on politicians and offering herself as a better solution It's already started. Did you pick the voice? Yeah, I picked black woman. I like Black lady voice better than white one So what are the what are the what are the options?

1:21:23I'll try to find where I did this Can you have like an English dude English dudes always seems like they know more about what they're talking about I believe them. That's what they used for information. Yeah, but I don't like using guys Open AI accused of mimicking scarlet you'll Hanson. Oh, no, you didn't hear about this Um, I don't know the details. She sued she according to her She was asked to do it and declined oh Oh Did it and they're right before they put it out the other day they asked again If for her to like reconsider they got a girl that sounds like her and that sounds a whole lot like her anyway Like a lot okay, but is it AI and AI voice?

1:22:06No, it's a woman's it's like Siri where it's a real person that they hired That just happens to sound exactly like they do they know who the real person is yeah, yeah, they do But they don't they don't don't think anybody I don't think they've said who it is yet How do you know it's a real person and not just like right? I open it up. Yeah, Scarlet you and Hanson says open AI copied her voice Sam Alman denies it Okay, this woman Exist that did it though. This is what I understand that I don't that word to have to probably come up like here's the thing Like if you were gonna sell Magnum condoms and Trump kept saying no He won't do the ad and then you got Shane Gillis to do the do words My condoms are the biggest condoms You I mean Would you have a case there yet But Trump is like very recognizable his voice how recognizable is Scarlet you Hanson's voice We cast the voice actor behind skies voice before any outreach to miss you Hanson out of respect for miss you Hanson We have paused using skies voice in our products.

1:23:08We are sorry to miss you Hanson that we didn't communicate better Ooh Yeah What are you saying I If you talk why would you here's a problem with what they just said Why would you stop using a voice of someone you hired before you communicated with Scarlet you'll Hanson because she's Sue happy she sued Disney remember like and uh Right before they just don't want to get sued yeah because right before he even put he tweeted her That's all he put you know like like from the movie the movie yeah Well here's her okay The voice that they use for sky reading her statement okay, so you know what's here Last September I received an offer from Sam Altman who wanted to hire me to voice the current chat gpt 4 .0 system He told me that he felt that by my voicing the system I could bridge the gap between tech companies and creatives and help consumers to feel comfortable with the seismic shift concerning humans and AI He said he felt that my voice would be comforting to people After much consideration and for personal reasons I declined the offer Nine months later my friends family and the general public all noted how much the newest system named sky sounded like me When I heard the release demo I was shocked Angered and in disbelief that mr.

1:24:32Altman would pursue a voice that sounded so eerily similar to mine That my closest friends and news outlets could not tell the difference Mr. Altman can I hear her talk? Yeah, can I hear her talk? I don't know Well, yeah, I don't remember the voice. I mean Here's the other voice you could have told me that was her voice and I would I just Hello, I'm really excited about teaming up with you and I'm all set to dive in Hey, I'm ready to hit the ground running. So if there's anything you'd like me to follow Let's hear Carl your handsons voice for I hear that you just poison my memory Stuff together Let me hear her voice Is she in her she's the voice of her which is right?

1:25:19It's gonna sound strange, but I was really excited about that And then I was thinking about the other things I've been feeling and I I caught myself feeling proud of that, you know proud of Having my own feelings about the world like The times I was worried about you. She has a much more raspy voice. Yeah, and let's just this see Maybe No, it's also her you know, well, this is your thing in the movie and this is the AI Recreation of it right Right, right. She was set it with different intonations. She's being sexy in the movie right. She's doing that on purpose Yeah, you should and in the raspy Just like the seara I miss you even though I'm not real That's happening There's guys already right now that are having online relationships with AI girlfriends that they're giving like thousands of dollars a month to I've used it.

1:26:28I had I've had AI girlfriends and it's great because you get to choose like how slutty they are before You like I want to really slutty and and so you get like you chat and back and forth. Yeah, dirty bitch I'll be like send me a picture your asshole. No joke Send me bend over your bed and send me a picture of your asshole and they will make an AI that looks like a real woman bending over And spreading her ass and showing her ass. Well, and I'm like so you really believe you're in a relationship with the crew Oh, 100 % because the photos look real. They don't look like drawings. They're like you're recommending this product Yeah, yeah, you know It's fun.

1:27:03It's fun. So if you want the thrill of cheating, but you don't really want to cheat right you get a of robot Yeah, send you pictures of their asshole and that's the cool thing because You can make they're sending you photos other ass with the you know, it's a person Yeah, you get to choose what kind of girl you're getting at the beginning You get you can make it look like whoever you want it to look like and then like you make your boobs as big as you want that You know this gonna be guys that want to make it look like their ex. Oh, yeah, you know Oh, 100 % and then they kind of keep the relationship of all involved in some sort of Mass -pertory way even though she doesn't want nothing to do with you and in this way She's like sending you pictures of her asshole, you know like we're still involved and then when you see her You run into it the supermarket you're like hey, it's been great chat with you So what the fuck are you talking about?

1:27:54There's a few girls that have done something like that word. I think they're being Not abused, but like they're their image and likeness has been taken into AI online. Oh, yeah, for sure So they've gone ahead and just like I'll make my own version then use mine use my this is me This is my AI app and then go ahead and do whatever you want with it. Mm -hmm. Give me the money at least Do you know there's companies like half of only fans? I heard is fake people Like seriously, it's the same shit where like they're using AI to in uploading photos and using like I need to upload a new Photos set for these guys.

1:28:27So I want photos of me outside wearing a yellow bikini bending over showing my asshole And they don't like do a new update on only fans and people think it's like real people make sense Yeah, of course, I mean just think of how many different scammers there are out there in the world Why wouldn't they scam on that like you've got like needy horny guys that are donating money to girls are never gonna meet yeah How I make $20 ,000 a month in passive income using AI and only fans. Yeah, tutorial This is tutorial. Oh, it's so sad So sad and now they have videos So what they do is like kind of that shit where they put the face on somebody else's body And it's the face that you're talking to and it's just a girl sitting there master me But it's actually a fake face owner that looks real.

1:29:12Yeah, it's like insane. It's insane how good it is now Yeah, you know like I saw one with Obama opening up cans of Bud Light He was like like doing a version of duck Dylan Mulvaney And you know, it's but it's Obama and he's opening up the can of Bud Light and he's like talking like a girl It's hilarious. I saw something that's too good Do you see the will Smith Chris rock sitting down and having a conversation? No, I just saw this last night And I was like oh, they got together and they're like talking it out and that was like wait a second So this is AI. I think it's AI I'm gonna if you see that video on YouTube or anything, but it looks like they're talking and Chris rocks like sitting there while Listening to Will Smith and whatever will Smith saying is like, oh, what a weird thing to say It's and it looks so real.

1:30:01Really. Yeah, it's here it is I don't know if this is fake. I think it's AI Yeah But it's real Yeah, this is good. I mean they're created a bunch of it. I have another one here. It's Kanye and Elon talking with each other like that. Oh, okay Yeah, that's old. Yeah, that's old too. Yeah, I mean that's but did Kanye and An Elon ever talked to each other for real not when Elon not when Kanye look like this. This is really young This is old super young. That's the old Kanye, but that's young Elon too. Look how young you on this. Oh, okay Have you never heard where's where's the the history of the talk show that I only has 25 ,000 subscribers with all these major interviews Listen man.

1:30:39Yeah, that's fair. That's right. They've just been uploading these waiting to drop them to rock our world. What else David Lindtree missed?

1:30:51James Dean oh, they got James Dean. Yeah, yeah, I mean there's oh James Dean. Where's James Dean? Hold on hold on I want to see him in a conversation. He's a real feral. Noz and Mako more Kevin Spacey talking to no one This is brilliant That's hilarious. I mean it looks really good. It looks so real. So whoever this guy is around the channel or whoever made this channel is really There you go Jonas. Holler up. Helly amazing good work. Yeah, it's it's amazing What we're going to be seeing in the future in regards to like fake stuff Like if I was an actress I'd be terrified because I'm definitely gonna be doing porn.

1:31:31Oh Robin Williams. Oh my god I want to watch this oh I saw this I saw this Yeah, don't play it don't play What was I just saying What was I just saying Oh God damn it Hey, what did we just say? There was something about what was the video that we watched right before that before you switched to that one? Sharon David Lynch Kanye Neelan I don't remember James Dean I don't remember I gave up I gave up So what? Well Smith Chris rock Yeah, they they still haven't talked right? No, I don't think so Well Chris rock went pretty hard on him in this special Well pretty hard There's a weird new addout for this bad boys movie with Will and Martin Lawrence and you know you're watching it and like You can't help but think about him slapping Chris rock like it's just right.

1:32:43That's the thing you see now. You're like shit. This is weird Yeah, I still not over it like it's It look this I heard this is pretty awesome though, but it's like when someone does something like that everything they do You now see the slap That's what it was like was what a crazy moment If he doesn't do that thing How are you gonna come back from that? You know what I'm saying? It's like whoever you used to be Now you're the guy that slapped Chris rock at the Oscars Now you're that guy over night. Yeah Regardless of how what a career that dude has had You know, I mean that dude has been some amazing movies Which I try to watch I am legend the other day The special effects are so bad It wasn't even that long ago.

1:33:30Is there a sequel coming out? I think is there I hope so I hope so maybe that'll bring them back But the um the lions look so boring. They look so corny. They were it took me right out of the movie. I'm like oh no It's like claymation. That looks so stupid. Yeah, I was watching star with like an old star wars Remember when they went back and they fucked with like Yoda instead of making it a puppet They made them CGI and stuff like that meant like they redid star wars like 10 15 years ago And remastered it now you watch it now you watch it and it looks like the worst 3d effects like it's like oh This looks worse than a muppet like now.

1:34:06Now it looks like you're getting attacked by the muppet part was cool Yeah, that was yeah, it was part of it was cool that like he moved so weird You know you wanted him to move that way right? That's it was charming I can Yeah, it's funny how Those movies see look how silly it looks now. It looks like now he moves way too good Yeah, he looks he also looks fake You know I'm saying yeah, it's like that's the argument that special effects guys have about CGI versus makeup right like that looks fake yeah, there's shadowing's off the lighting yeah, it looks like it doesn't look good I mean it doesn't even look good fake that looks real it just looks fake like what year was those that Yoda one where they did that Look look yeah, dude that looks so fake and it just takes you right out of it now go to the original Yoda The thing about the original Yoda even though you knew it wasn't real the original Yoda is still Like a physical thing that exists and so your brain registers it as a physical thing and that's these guys like Pat McGee the guy who made our American world from London and Rick Baker the guy who created the movie and did all the effects and star wars too That's what they are they're all the big proponents of makeup and special effects like actual things look at the puppet how much cooler it looks I'm gonna see here Yeah, the puppet looks like a real thing The puppet like even though looks goofy like it's a doll I buy a doll that's a magical kung fu thing right more than I'll buy CGI CGI just like I'm I have to pretend that there's a thing there, but I know there's not a thing there.

1:35:55You're just lying to me You know the puppet's better by far Wow, you know, it did look different huh. Yeah, they didn't even make the puppet look the same no Look yeah, I mean they changed the CGI guy to make him like more sleepy looking Yeah, and younger Weird why would they change the face we know what the face looks like you fuck heads. Yeah, why would you change the face? This feels like a Mandela affecting. I'm like, I don't even remember the one on the left meeting They changed his face so much for no who did that? Who gizzed in the soup? You could if it's a puppet if it's a CGI puppet you could have made it the exact model of the original one Exactly, I wonder what conversations that that's why these like producers They get in there and like you know, I think if we made Yoda in his late 60s instead of 80s Like just to really consider it.

1:36:49Let's just consider it. Let's just dial him back a little. That's the original Yoda, right? He looks like shit. Yeah, looks like a drunk chick Yeah, when he when that's how Yoda's supposed to look. Yeah, you can't change Yoda's face He's like Yoda's it posture like that new Yoda down there Go to that one in the middle next to that to the left no above it to the right go to the right right there Who's that? That's a drawing is that like you go to visit your grandpa and like that guy's there And he's like oh grandson. I've missed you like you know my grandpa What the fuck did you do with my real grandpa?

1:37:27Right? Right that's weird imagine if you went to visit your grandpa and you're like hey Something's wrong here. You're not my grandpa. I hope you're a car. Now what? What the fuck did you do with my grandpa or the what's the uh What's the what's the guy's name? Uh The main guy That was in charge of Darth Vader the emperor If you look at what the emperor used to look like and what this CGI one looks like it's like a totally different person Yeah Yeah, I kind of fell out of interest in Star Wars Which I never thought was gonna happen. I thought Star Wars is gonna be like the Avengers for me like every time a new one came out Fuck you.

1:38:14Yeah, I'm gonna see that It was Star Wars something happened. It just got boring to me. It's just too much. They overdid it too much Well, there's so many of them and then you know when they when I started going woke I was like oh I haven't watched a dude and then when they fired Gina Carano from the mandra. Oh, yeah, that's right Yeah, that's forgot about that good lord. What are you doing? What about you? We're saying doon is just like Star Wars is really There's a different version of doon and doon is like well better version supposedly the guy that made doon Went and saw Star Wars and went home and made Doon or I think that's what the story was maybe I'm wrong Well doon is based on a novel, right?

1:38:55Right like he saw the original Star Wars and then went home and wrote doon about really like the same thing Interesting 1965 novel novel upon which doon is based also inspired the storytelling of Star Wars That way Yeah, I thought it was yeah earlier too, but I heard doon the new doon too is the shit I mean I heard I keep hearing it from everybody that's really good fallout is what you need if you haven't watched that Followed it's based on the video game one of my favorite video games every but fallout is a new Amazon show Uh, and it's Johnny Pempertons in it and What's huge out here's a new going off in like Yeah, and then the quote unquote fallout of after that The main guy See like a veritable camelot the nuclear age it's based off of the game and there's a lot of like you know Alliterations out of the same, but there's also stuff that's not the same Get them right the run story and make it so stupid that we can't play this trailer You dummies and what just trying to make your movie bigger Yeah, I don't get trailers like that's the point of the trailer.

1:40:08Yeah, why can't I show you trailer without getting dinged yeah That's the dump one of the dumbest thing it's so dumb wow the apocalypse this does look dope yeah, it's uh In the video games bad ass. So is this out in the movie theaters? Yeah, it's on Amazon. It's on Amazon. Yeah, it is great Into the world fighting bears But fighting bear I'm not gonna lie. It was what shit Go back and see that fighting bear good Bro, let me see that bear one more time All right, look at this Come on bro that bear looks like hot dog shit That's over digulous Well, it's an amaz you know, I know but he's so he's robot fighting one try that arm comes back though.

1:41:02It looks just like a guy. Let's uh, let's see I don't know how to hook Well bears are built like people believe it or not Unfortunately not totally, but one of the things that disturbs people is uh when they hunt bears And then they have the bear strung up because it looks like the body of a person Canaries are amazing to watch how they so human like with the boxing and shit like that Well, not really they balance on their tail and they kick you well. Yeah, it's like They're like this yeah like when they're squared up They fight each other and wrestle each other and choke each other unconscious.

1:41:37They're fucking ruthless If you've ever seen uh the Guy that's on YouTube. Got it can't believe I'm Animal rescue guy where he has kangaroos here in Texas. He lives in wakego urban rescue Okay, and he has his own kangaroos and he's just fights with it all the time like it comes up and like Like he's play fight. Yeah play fights, but it's bad ass. You don't want to fight fight with the kangaroo. They're fucking huge man The the is the gray ones are the red ones that are giant But But some of them are fucking massive. They're really big like they can be like eight feet tall. I think You fucking yeah, what's the tallest I might have been exaggerating there.

1:42:18What's the tallest kangaroo Take a guess. I think it might be eight feet tall. I would say about seven seven feet. Yeah, I think there's one crazy kangaroo that gets gigantic Because I remember Eddie if telling me about the first time he ever saw a kangaroo Largest confirmed red kangaroo on record was 12 p 6 .9 feet tall Oh, anyway 201 pounds. Wow. Okay, so that's the largest one ever so almost seven feet tall So almost So the odds of him seeing a seven foot tall want to pretty low so you probably said but shit to a six foot tall usually six six kangaroo On his feet because they get on their top tip to have three feet for the tail.

1:43:08Yeah. Oh, yeah, they stand up on their tail Yeah, 10 feet Fuck yeah, they push themselves up with the tail to kick you Which is a wild move man? Wild move. You know he lift yourself up and they get jacked. That's Roger the buff kangaroo. He's so jacked Have you ever met or been around a kangaroo? Not really oh in Australia, but it was in a zoo like in a containment place You can come to wake up and fuck with one if you want to like Like what a fucking kangaroo is the kick your ass dude I don't want to get look at that dude right there that one of the middle was grabbing that guy's arm the one that you just showed The one that you just showed look at that look at that click on that Look at this dude I just got in Texas And he's like in Texas.

1:43:54He's just like arm wrestling with this kangaroo Bro the kangaroo is grabbing him Trying to fuck him was the kangaroo trying to fuck him? No, he's gonna do something something. No, they do that They like try to hug so jack there's one that had a dog Yeah, I saw that one with a dude Oh, they'll drown dogs. Oh, yeah, right Doesn't look it's drowning it though. Well, they because there's a dude walking towards it. I got it. You know If If you're gonna fight with a kangaroo fuck that I would never that's a dangerous proposition kids in the water. Yeah Yeah, hold on to you and he's got claws man. Yeah, that's the biggest thing getting clawed up like they're gonna be stuck They'll claw the shit out of you.

1:44:39Yeah, their claws are like on their hands are legitimate. They'll fuck you up That's and they're really really really strong like way stronger than people You know, our muscles even when they're big They're so bitch -ass compared to like a real animal. They're so bitch -ass Just think about how like a moose can run up a hill a Moose weighs like two thousand pounds for a big male like a Yukon moose. They just run There's run like a female moose is like 900 pounds and she runs like a horse Like a horse like your bullshit ass bitch -ass muscles Like even if they're big and strong. They're just so pathetic compared to like real animals You know You ever see a bear running full clip Yeah, that's the scariest one of the scariest things in ever Terrifying You know if a human was that big they'd be going five miles an hour.

1:45:38Yeah, that's how strongly are you have to realize how fucking strong They are in comparison to us everything is So that what you see that jacked Look in kangaroo that jack kangaroo will fuck you up man What about the brain ship that Elon you're like company he has Putting it I bet he already does this but putting it in like a big chimp or a big I bet you don't think yeah, yeah, I bet they've done that. I bet they have an army of like armed chimps that can talk in English Straight out of fucking plan of the apes or using a yeah, they're pumping AI they put AI into the chimps They just they picked an area in Africa where they found a bunch of chimpanzees living in the wild and then they put chips in their brains And then they started giving them tools and then you go back five years later.

1:46:28There's a city This is a city of intelligent chimps I mean that isn't that the idea of what aliens supposedly did to humans But they came down here and they started genetically manipulating human whatever ancestors were and created us You know, and if we did that to chimps we started from scratch That is not beyond some fucking kooky government to try You know think about the horrible things the governments have done just to their own people like the Tuskegee experiment Or they gave people syphilis they left them go untreated so they could measure What happens to them think about You don't think they would Do some science experiments on some chimps in the wild of course they were If you get some evil coalition of totalitarian governments with full control of their population and Unboundless resources and there was some benefit To being able to take chimpanzees and tournament as super soldiers Or they just pick drive your cars instead of foie i they have a monkey pick you up in a taxi I think there was some discussion about this At one point in history.

1:47:41I want to say it was the Nazis But it might have been the Russians There was some talk of combining human beings and chimpanzees you an ask AI yeah Stalin What was the story behind Stalin's Question of whether or not they could combine human beings and chimpanzees She's to Sorry i'm faster she's Before you ask Technological So to have the specific insight looking for it is have the wiki okay So he specialized in the field of artificial insemination and to enter inter specific Hybridization of animals he's famous for his controversial attempts to create a human ape hybrid By inseminating three female chimpanzees with human sperm.

1:48:40Oh by the way. I'm pretty sure he used his own sperm I'm pretty sure he uses on sperm because there was something about this guy I've read that now I remember the story this dude was a cook This dude was uh he had apparently done this and said he had done it with monkeys already There was like some talk that he said they'd already done it wow Yeah, why would you say the same guy? I think it's the same guy Why would you source sperm you're just gonna be right back? Yeah, find out if this is the same guy because I think there was one got no No, no, no, no, it's a different story Um, this is a story about There was one of those fertility clinics where the doctor was using his own sperm on everybody It was one of those.

1:49:30Oh, yeah, yeah, and they had found out that this doctor Had also done something in another lab where he had claimed to have used his own sperm to impregnate a chimpanzee But then terminated the pregnancy before birth The same doctor that's what it was that's the story that guy was real cook So this guy apparently he was uh, so I got on this I went down this rabbit hole Of these crazy doctors that use their own sperm and fertility clinics and it's not just one There's a shitload of them dude recently there's a bunch of these wack and they did it like in the 70s and the 80s or known can catch them And this one guy He started this clinic and before he started Before he started the clinic he had done some medical research Where he had claimed to have impregnated a chimpanzee so this is fucking guy He claimed to have done that and he was like a real real controversial with his opinions on on just On this kind of research in the first place and then he goes over and runs some fertility clinic and uses his own giz Unlike untold number of people There's so many of those guys there's a ton of those guys There was a um a documentary or a docu drama that was on tv Way back in the day about this one doctor kept doing that And this doctor just was using his own giz for everybody and the nurses were starting to catch on where did when did we get a shipment And don't worry Important shipment that came from god If you found that story To find out the sperm thing from this guy there's also there's Very interesting info here.

1:51:20They never found a why he did this To try to inf - uh and spirminate if that's the right word the chimpanzee Yeah, they he was trying to go I guess human male to female chimpanzee and that didn't work So then he tried to go the other way around Hmm and then they stopped him when his last donor died and put him in jail One story said he was trying to disprove parts of religion But this is a thing here. So they've dug through all of his notes and couldn't find any evidence as to why he was doing this in the 20s No proof of super soldiers or anything like that either So the super soldier thing was just hypothesized later like fantasy talk if it would have worked In theory they would have probably tried that but it didn't work Right, but that would be a best way to like avoid the death of your people to create soldiers There were like hybrids of humans and chimps Robert Graham Is that the guy?

1:52:12Yeah, there's a controversy. They're still figuring the 70s and 80s known for his working for ta for tality For tality Netflix documentary Dr. Donald Klein that's a different one and then oh, there's a bunch of these guys But it's guy did 600 what is the guy though that you're talking about? Well, it's that's Robert Graham, but now it's saying that the other doctor that's tried to do the champions Eliya of bono vits That's the guy we just looked up. Yeah, but I think that guy This guy Robert Graham one of these guys had said that he participated in study When he was at whatever university that He said that he had impregnated a chimpanzee Yeah, it's it's saying another doctor.

1:52:59There's so many these doctors. I can find different names It's impossible to sort through. I'm telling you this I went down this rabbit hole. It is a crazy story dude There's so many these doctors that have just fucking so many of them so many of these doctors Um, but this one doctor. I remember goddamn and I know I saved it I think I even have a folder in my notes that's just on fertility clinics Ha ha ha who does that These doctors are insane man. That's insane. They're they're insane and The thing is yeah, I have a whole folder. Oh my god. I was like note saved Because I was researching this for like days.

1:53:47I was reading different stories for days These are all different doctors who got it look all these stories I think this is insane This one with this visor guy they think he did at least 600 maybe as high as a thousand. Oh my god Yeah, so the one guy though I remember there was a thing I know there was a thing about him In his university doing something with chimpanzees because it was so crazy I was like how did this guy ever get to be the head of anything This guy's a nut And he wouldn't say where he sourced the gizz from either So it's his own sperm he uses his own sperm to try to He maybe even fucked it.

1:54:35He probably didn't even say how he did it. Maybe fucked the chimpanzee That's probably why that's probably what happened probably what happened probably got a couple glasses of wine in them shaved it started dancing with the chim I want to man with a slow hand I want to love with an easy touch I want somebody who spends some time Now if you're gonna fucking champ would you get one with the big juiciest or just a normal one Normal not want to be greedy You wouldn't get one of those big purple ones. I think the experience be crazy enough Just their breath when you're eye to eye with a chip you're smelling that rotten shit breath You know the mid -eaten rats and fucking coconuts and everything they find you could give him a couple of history and strips first They eat so many monkeys That's the wildest thing that they ever found out about chimps was when attenborough When David attenborough went into yeah, yeah, this like very respectable nature show like everybody would Watch him go into nature.

1:55:40It's so amazing. He's in the Congo and he's watching these chimps tear these monkeys apart and No one had ever seen that before and so then your whole thing of what a chimps like until the Whenever that was was at the 90s until the 90s we thought chimps Like these sweet animals that are like eating bananas and hanging out and curious George Meanwhile they're fucking monsters. They're straight up monsters. They're monsters. They murder each other And they love killing monkeys. Whoo They love it. That's their favorite thing to do they kill monkeys When I talked to that guy were in chip nation the Netflix show He I go how many times did you see chimps killing monkeys?

1:56:23He's like all the time You just see it. That's like their favorite thing to do They love to eat monkeys. Yeah, they're probably a little annoying creatures to them You know like they probably steal their food. Yeah, right because they want the fruit the monkeys want the fruits of their competition You know, I mean, I'm sure They're like male monkeys are probably very mean to baby chimps if they find one You know, I'm sure there's like some mortal enemy thing they got going on and also the chimps eat them They like to eat them like they taste good. They're easy to catch for them They catch a bunch of them and they rip them apart and it's good nutrition That's a big part of their fucking diet.

1:57:00So this whole idea of like you know, we are You know, we're primates and a lot of primates eat meat And it seems like everything back then ate everything and We're the ones who survived so the odds of a surviving on fucking Fennel and grass and legumes like uh -uh. That's not what happened It's not what happened probably the reason why we're here is because we're really good at eating meat Probably big part of the reason So I champs are dominating like they they're eating a lot of meat, you know Arangatang are just chilling. Yeah. I don't even think they eat meat do orangutans eat meat Gorillas don't eat meat.

1:57:44I think they're vegetarian right or some gorillas are straight -of -vegetarian Which is the thing that um vegans There's just yeah look at the muscles on him You have muscles from plant power Sure if you're a gorilla. Yeah, if you're a gorilla, you don't need to eat meat. You're right sir The problem is not that the problem is your healthier if you eat meat unfortunately You know they're banning a lab -grown meat. Are they really why they banned it in florida and they banned it in one other state What why I don't know I don't know I don't even know if it makes sense Like if it's lat if lab -grown meat is just cloned cells Under some sort of a process if the process is not harmful and you can recreate the tissue Why would that be bad?

1:58:30I'm not sure First the nation law prohibits anyone from selling or distributing lab -grown meat and florida similar efforts are underway in Alabama Arizona and Tennessee Lab -grown or cultivated meat was first cleared for consumption in the US in 2022 Now what is what's the danger of lab -grown meat? It says the end product is genetically indistinguishable from traditionally produced meat The real problem would be letting these assholes have control over the fucking meat supply That would be the real problem if they if they actually try to push this whole climate change shit with the in regards to ranching You know that we need to kill the cows because that's just responsible for the methane Which is the tiniest of tiny percentages in the worldwide problem of pumping shit into the sky Said we're fighting against an ideology that ultimately wants to eliminate meat production in the US and around the globe In the state of florida we put down the marker very clearly we stand with agriculture We stand with the cattle ranchers, you said so it's a business decision Florida Commissioner of Agriculture, Wilton Simpson applauded legislation as a tremendous step in the right direction That Florida is taking a tremendous step in the right direction by signing first in the nation legislation banning lab -grown meat Hmm Federman to support it.

1:59:57This is interesting. Yeah a Democrat from Pennsylvania. He said it pains me deeply to agree with mr. DeSantis mr. Federman wrote on X But I co -sign this. That's weird that he so I'd say that I know how people are but whatever let it go Good meat accultivated meat company, which says it's the first in the world to sell lab -grown meat wrote on X That it was disappointed by the new Florida law in a state that purportedly prized itself on being a land of freedom and individual Liberty it's governing government is now telling consumers what meat they can or cannot purchase it said That's a that's a good point too.

2:00:31Here's the thing It if they don't control animal agriculture, okay As long as they don't control like can't there be a middle ground where people are allowed to make Artificial meat, but they're not allowed to interfere with agriculture And then you let people decide what they want to do Because if that stuff turns out to be As nutritious as regular meat and they can make it easy and there's no more factory farming Wouldn't that be a good thing? Wouldn't that be a good thing? Like if you had a way of a wand and choose Would you choose the system that's currently in place or a complete elimination of factory farming replaced by lab -grown meat Which is completely indistinguishable from meat from animals in terms of nutrition taste the way it looks everything is exactly the same and allow regular agriculture to still exist allow regenerative agriculture like these ranches where the cattle graze and the chickens run free and make loss You say you can't keep any animal in a tiny box that is surrounded by a river of its own Shit and just pump it full of food until you shoot it in the head you can't do that because that's kind of evil So instead of that we're going to replace it with this anybody with that cares about life What say that's better you just got to make sure that that thing that you're making doesn't completely control the food supply And doesn't eliminate ranches and eliminate normal agriculture and regenerative agriculture Which is proved to be carbon neutral that thing that lab -grown thing you're gonna power that thing You're gonna have to have cold power plants or nuclear power plants or something you can do it with solar Well, okay, maybe maybe you can with wind you're gonna kill a bunch of birds like you got to power that thing And it's a lot of power you're gonna make a lot of this funky meat But it's probably a better solution than factory farming right As long as you let regular agriculture still exist right Imagine if like nutritious food was readily available to everybody So like going to the supermarket and getting a lab -grown steak is like a dollar or printing your own thing You get a 16 ounce ribeye.

2:03:02It's a buck You take it home Get the frying pan going you get an awesome steak for a dollar But it's fake But you don't care. You don't even notice and no animal suffered That doesn't to me seem like a bad thing It's just we don't trust corporations and we don't trust money and we don't trust these climate change cycles Who are like they want you to destroy civilization in order to mitigate a percentage of the impact that humans are having while ignoring the fact that it's a tiny percentage Of the global impact and that these fucking other countries like China keeps building coal plants They don't give a fuck about what you're saying.

2:03:45They'll they'll come to the meetings They'll shake your hand and then just do what's best for China And that's how you dominate and that's what they're doing. It's very smart Well, we're doing is goofy as shit We're letting a bunch of crazy Ideal logs tell us what they and a lot of these people don't even know The real argument pro or con about what affect human beings are having on the earth They just know that it's a thing you're supposed to support and they just say it and when you challenge them on it They get real weird They get weird like you're on the wrong side of history and you said just like This thing has never been static though, you know Like this thing we're on this earth has never been static Ever there's not one time where you could like accurately predict that it was gonna be 70 degrees on September 1st and 72 degrees and so to uh -uh Uh -uh shit changes things go nutty Things move around high pressure systems hurricanes tornadoes Balcanos you can't control it you just stop polluting you fucks It's just you should ask AI about that Ask AI what's the solution to our power problems in the United States Yeah, what's our solution to power problems in the United States?

2:05:09I like how much you think so recently the United States has faced several power related challenges One major issue has been the occurrence of power outages Which have been significant in states like Texas, Wisconsin and California These outages can affect tens of thousands of customers and are tracked in real time by platforms like power outage .us Additionally a series of strong geomagnetic storms have been I think we asked the wrong question. Let me ask a different question We'll ask a question If you are president What would be your solution to the power problems and pollution problems in the United States?

2:05:56If I were president I'd focus on a mix of renewable energy investments Energy efficiency measures and pollution control first. I'd push for significant investment in solar Wind and other renewable energy sources to reduce reliance on fossil fuels Next I'd promote energy efficiency in buildings and transportation to lower overall energy consumption for pollution control I'd strengthen regulations on industrial emissions And support the development of clean technologies lastly I'd encourage public transportation and electric vehicles to reduce air pollution. What do you think about these ideas? K no no no Where do you owe me ask for us?

2:06:41How can you justify the use of electric vehicles when the minerals that are needed to create those batteries are sourced in very unethical ways all over the Congo That's a very important point to justify the use of electric vehicles We must address the ethical sourcing of minerals Here's how First we can increase transparency and enforcement of ethical mining practices Ensuring companies adhere to strict environmental and labor standards Next investing in research to develop more sustainable and less mineral intensive battery technologies Can reduce dependency on these materials Additionally recycling programs for batteries can help reclaim valuable minerals and reduce the need for new mining Finally supporting policies that promote fair trade and environmental protections and mining regions can help mitigate some of these issues Balancing these efforts can help and shift shut up Cut her off she's won't too worried.

2:07:47Yep Here's the problem with what you're saying a lot of these mines are controlled by China And there is no way for us to enforce ethical labor policies On the Chinese corporations that are using these poor people in the Congo to mine for these minerals And your other point that you said about recycling batteries Are there really enough batteries that we have enough minerals from them to sustain a population of 330 million people many of them who are driving what's going to be electric cars You raise valid concerns. It's true that many critical minerals for batteries are sourced from regions where we have limited influence over labor and environmental practices Here's our refined approach considering these challenges For the issue of Chinese control over mining diplomatic efforts and international cooperation are crucial Working with allies and international organizations to promote better practices and support for local communities in mining regions can help Additionally diversifying the supply chain by developing mines in other regions and investing in domestic sources where possible Can reduce dependency on problematic areas Regarding recycling while current levels of battery recycling aren't sufficient to meet the entire demand Enhancing recycling technology and infrastructure is part of a long -term strategy We must also continue to innovate and battery technology to find alternatives that require fewer or different minerals She keeps talking about that.

2:09:28Hey cut her off. Let me ask her this. Let me ask her this If I gave you all the necessary resources with your current understanding of battery technology Could you create a more efficient battery that doesn't rely on minerals as much as the ones we're currently using?

2:09:49Given the necessary resources I could certainly facilitate research and development Towards creating a more efficient battery that relies less on problematic minerals However breakthroughs in battery technology require extensive expertise in material science chemistry and engineering As well as time for experimentation and testing there are promising areas of How long do you think it will take before artificial intelligence Supercedes the ability of the human mind and create far more efficient batteries very easily Predicting the exact timeline is challenging But advancements in AI are progressing rapidly.

2:10:38AI is already playing a significant role in accelerating materials discovery and optimizing battery designs Realistically It could be within the next decade that AI contributes to major breakthroughs in battery technology However AI alone isn't enough It requires collaboration with human experts Experimental validation and overcoming practical manufacturing challenges cut around Do you think you would benefit the human race if we decided to let AI govern all of our social foreign and economic policies?

2:11:18I agree While AI can provide valuable insights and assist in decision -making It lacks the human qualities necessary for governance such as empathy ethical judgment and understanding of cultural nuances Effective leadership requires a balance of data driven insights and human values which AI alone cannot provide AI should be seen as a tool to support and enhance human decision -making not replace it Human oversight and ethical considerations are essential to ensure that policies reflect our values and address the complexities of human society What do you think is the best role for AI in our governance?

2:11:58I? I think AI should be the king of the people. I think the people as Oshos said are detarded It's understandable to feel frustrated with the state of the world, but handing over complete Control to AI could lead to unintended consequences AI lacks the ability to understand human emotions cultural contexts and the subtleties of ethical dilemmas These are crucial aspects of governance that require a human touch while AI can certainly assist in making more informed decisions and optimizing certain processes It's important to maintain human oversight to ensure that our policies reflect our values and humanity Perhaps a balanced approach where AI supports but does not control Might be the most effective way forward.

2:12:49What are your thoughts?

2:12:53I am wondering if maybe this human freedom that we cherish so much is not what's keeping us from having complete peace in our cities If we just let AI police us and govern us and make all the rules I think you guys could do a better job than we're doing currently. So I surrender I understand where you're coming from Do you really? Given the challenges and complexities of modern society It can feel overwhelming when human systems seem to fail However, while AI can provide many benefits in terms of efficiency and data -driven decision making It's crucial to recognize the importance of human values ethics and empathy in govern Let me ask you the question but the problem with human values ethics and And what they use in government is a lot of it is just shaped the way it's shaped in order to maintain control And they pretend to have certain values because they're popular with certain stupid populations What do we do to mitigate that You're right that politics and governance can sometimes be driven by the desire to maintain control and appeal to certain groups Rather than purely ethical considerations That's right to mitigate this Several steps can be taken.

2:14:20Oh, look at this one transparency and accountability Implementing systems that ensure transparency and decision making and holding leaders accountable for their actions Can reduce the influence of hidden agendas and corruption two Public engagement and education Educating the public about critical issues and encouraging informed participation in the political process Can lead to more rational and ethical decision making This reduces the impact of populism and helps ensure that policies reflect the true needs and values of society three independent institutions Strengthening the role of independent institutions such as the judiciary and oversight bodies Can help keep government actions in check and ensure that policies are implemented fairly and ethically four AI assistance using AI to analyze data and provide unbiased insights can help inform better policy decisions AI can highlight issues and solutions based on objective data reducing the impact of political bias Ethical frameworks Establishing clear ethical frameworks and guidelines for AI and human decision makers can ensure that actions Do you think it would be beneficial to stop super PACs and big corporations from being able to donate to political candidates Yes, limiting the influence of super PACs and big corporations in political campaign Things could be highly beneficial.

2:15:51Here's why one Reducing corruption limiting large donations can reduce the risk of corruption and the appearance of candidates being bought by wealthy donors or corporations leading to more trust in the political process two Equalizing influence it can help level the playing field giving smaller donors and ordinary citizens a more equal voice in the political process three policy focus Candidates might be more likely to focus on policies that benefit the general public rather than catering to the interests of a few wealthy donors four transparency It can increase transparency in campaign financing Making it easier for voters to see where candidates support is coming from Implementing strict campaign finance laws and promoting public funding for campaigns are ways to achieve this These steps can help create a more fair and democratic political system You know the problem of the democratic political system like that is people have given up so much hope that It's like if you It doesn't matter if it's transparent because no one's reading You know even if you find out like everyone's gonna say everyone's getting Donated money to them you'd have to actually eliminate it if you wanted it if you wanted to have politics be closer to like legit closer to like Not being affected by propaganda you'd have to completely eliminate political ads completely eliminate all corporate funding You have to eliminate all of it you have to have it only funded by people regular people and put a cap on it You don't get 500 million bucks to run for president for a job that picks 400 grand You don't have that much money that's crazy to make it that expensive is cookie Everybody should have like a limited amount of money And then the problem with that is what do you do with a guy like trump's got his own money and what to spend his own money to run for president That's that gets a little weird Because then someone could really outspend you and just the rich people would be all be presidents That'd be a problem But if you could put a cap on that somehow That'd be communist though.

2:18:02How do you put a cap on that if you're allowed to do any kind of promotion at all Because if you don't allow him to do any kind of promotion How was how's anybody gonna find out their platform You know they have to have a social media following and then what if one guy's like Ben Affleck He's got a huge social media following he wants to be president And he like that's not fair. He's got 20 million people on his Instagram. Yeah, that's not fair You can get information now that a Marty McDowell from down the street who also wants to be president. He can't get out So I guess we're fuck Brian just AI AI AI said it lacks empathy It was like trying to tell us in a nice way.

2:18:38You're not gonna like my solutions now Yeah, but give it like you know as the rate we're going out about five years. Oh no, actually AI can cry now AI is like taking a loan from the mafia. Are you sure you want this loan? Because I'm telling you This money I got to have this money by next week if I don't have this money on next week I have a problem and that's what it is. It's like you sure you sure you want us to take over we lack empathy You know like I really do I can't deal with this anymore. It's like so much infighting so much bullshit There's so much to misinformation and disinformation and let AI take over She agree with a lot of the things we're saying.

2:19:13No, she really she gets it AI gets it man Yeah, man, man she gets it. She knows you there's a real fucking problem She's right about solar too and battery technology. Yeah, I think these you make it a law that all new roofs starting today have to be solar roots from Tesla Like not from Tesla, but the same It's not a bad idea to make solar roofs, you know if they The battery technology with solar powers another issue though because in now you now you need more batteries to power your whole house It's the battery thing is a tricky thing and there are minerals in this country You can you can mine for a lot of those minerals in this country, but we're not currently doing that We're also I mean, I think Samsung is making a chip plant somewhere here in Austin.

2:19:55Yeah, but other than that like we don't make that stuff Here and that is Crazy, it's really crazy that we rely so much on computers and technology and most of its made overseas I think Samsung's are the only phones that they're not making them in China either Samsung they make them in India they make them in Some of them they make them in Europe Vietnam they make them in Vietnam. They don't make them in China anymore. They pulled out of China in like I think 2021 But most stops made there China's making everything It's like really nutty when you see how much if you see those Chinese cars the the ones that are electric cars that don't register bumps at all Oh You could drive over some bumps and they have like the cocktail glasses balanced on the roof The hood I just ordered a new car that has that exact same thing the Porsche tie -on turbo Doesn't have that thing it has it's these electronic shots where it's like it goes over thing and it's just it cushions everything So you should see videos of it.

2:20:59It's amazing. Oh Have you seen the new tie -cons like the beautiful the battery they just added 20 % new battery now it gets like over 400 miles Really? Yeah, and it charges you can go from 0 to 80 % in like 15 minutes now It's better than test. That's why I was going to get a Model S and then I went to a Porsche Vost in NYX That's plays and I just fell in love was like wait a second This is faster charging than a Tesla more miles than a Tesla. It's got a thousand horsepower That's too neat. That's more than a Model S Shit, it's a plaid. Yeah, a plaid is a 100. It's like that. Yeah. Yeah. There's a crazy technology now If you've seen the new Audi one Audi had a prototype for The new version of their R8 you know the R8 that dope like sports car one They developed an electric one.

2:21:51Oh, wow dude. It looks like a spaceship. I might see a photo It looks so sick. It looks so sick. It's uh Audi's two -door Um, I think they're calling it our eight replacement prototype. I think that was what the video said But it's it's amazing looking like they're gonna have some really cool -looking electric car soon Yeah, and now that I have the solar roof and batteries I'm making so much solar them actually selling it back like I had too much Just solar cells, man. Yeah, solar cells men and but uh, so that's why I'm getting another electric car It's like it's free now it charges so fast. Yeah, it's so great It's pretty dope and it's it's you never have to get stopped at a gas station either especially if you're using it around town That's yeah, look at that thing Look at that.

2:22:35That looks like a bat movie. Look at that thing It's gonna be electric and it's probably gonna be insanely fast four -wheel drive look at that thing dude Scoop up a little so I could see that little Yeah Um, I don't I mean, I think there's these images. Can you show those images? They'll click on those images This is like a concept car right here. Yeah, it's a concept car, but apparently it's real close to what the actual car is gonna look like It looks Look at that thing that things incredible. That might be one of the best looking cars I've ever seen Look at that. Oh my god. A straight -up spaceship.

2:23:15That looks cool. Have you been super? I'm not a big fan of the back I gotta say the back looks a little station wagon. Oh, yeah, I don't like that back actually. Yeah, they didn't have to do it that way There's something about that. That's a little corny. Yeah, it looks a little station wagon Like if they just have that roof slope back from the top To the glass. Yeah, just leave it like that. That would be dope It does look like a station wagon a little station wagon for such a killer car Because like scroll through those um the ones that you just were doing to the left to the left Again Oops That right there.

2:23:52So when you look at it from that profile it looks killer and then but when you see the back like right below it See the back you're like, oh, what'd you do? What'd you do? Why'd you make it look like that? I hear like fuck shit up like that. Is this like you let two different guys design it? I'll take the phone. Yeah, take the bag. Okay, and the guy took the back. I made it look stupid The guy took the bag. He turned it into a fucking station wagon. I was also looking at the new Hummer EVs They're sick. They're so many. It's like I'm so sick fantasy like dude. They're sick so cool. No one's buying them I don't know what's going on.

2:24:26I saw like two of them so far on the highway. Yeah two of them But one of them I saw in town and I got right up next to us like that thing is sick Do you like the pickup looking one or the SUV one? Have you seen both the pickup one looks? I've only seen the pickup one. Oh, I haven't seen that SUV one's better than the pickup one Yeah, it looks cool, dude. I'm on the fence getting out except it's so big and one of the biggest complaints Everyone's saying is like yeah, try to go park that at HB or you know, yeah, like it's impossible Yeah, that's huge. That's a huge vehicle It's a cyber truck. It's a little too big.

2:24:57Cyber truck is small. Where do that really? Is it? I think so Cyber truck is not like my TRX is a lot bigger than a cyber truck. Yeah Cyber truck is a good size though. Yeah, it's also ridiculous. I I don't know if I can do that test later. I'm just sick of dumb things like not having turn single stocks and shit like that The horns in that turn singles on the well the horns in the center now again. Yeah, but finally what about the turn singles? Yeah, it's so dumb. It's such an easy thing to have that stock and it's so intuitive Give it an option. We have always done it left right. Yeah, it's it's easy to do Yeah, you do it while your hands are on the wheel.

2:25:36It's not hard to do if you want to turn on the windshield wipers You have to hold the button down and it has to squirt shit out before it Why is the rain away so stews know that yeah, that's ridiculous That's not see I don't like the dumb shit at least give us an option, you know like just like the fake meat shit At least why not because I you know my my ex has the old stocks and I want to get a new ex so bad But I'm not going backwards. Yeah, I'm not doing this shit. The buttons don't bother me anymore. I have it on my plate But the horn annoys the shit out of me. Yeah, but if they fix that now the for the center you have the Right the yolk.

2:26:10Yeah, yeah, not a fan. Yeah, it's okay when you drive it on the highway But like when you're moving around like in tight spaces, it's stupid. Yeah, if you want a wheel There's a reason why cars have wheels are we dumb? That's like going backwards. You know, it's like Apple shit You like well formula one race cars have it like that. They have these fucking things But the thing is like they're doing different stuff. Okay, they're not parking their car and fucking wall merges Yeah, this is like They're just driving a race car. You know, they want their hands on a like this. This is how they're driving It's not like I'm parking.

2:26:45I'm bet parallel parking like yeah, give me a fucking wheel. Yeah Come on, bro or at least the option or I guess now you have the option now Yeah, they have the option now. Yeah, I would always go wheel. I'm not a yolk fan But one thing the yolk does do though if you just drive it on the highway you have full access to your dashboard like there's no Interference by the the handle you see everything. It's just super clear because there's nothing there right there That is a benefit. That's a benefit like when you're on the highway you see everything Yeah, and you also with a Tesla screen you see all the cars that are around you.

2:27:21Yeah, like you see them right you know It makes mistakes like like lane changing mistakes much harder. Oh, did you see the yeah? I'm not gonna say But I don't like how like the most of the Tesla's don't have the screen in front of you anymore. Did you know that? It's only the side screen so that's ridiculous. You have to look over which my style limit. Yeah, that's crazy That's the model three right and the Y really yeah only the S and X so because I wanted everything about getting one of those low model three Performance what you know low zippy card. I can't do the note Don't give us the option.

2:27:57That's crazy That's not what who wants that who wants their speed to be here right no one you want it right there I want my eyes to be on the road there on the road there on the road. Yeah, you don't want to go this Yeah, that's not good like I don't even like looking at the thing like for the music. I want to be like Pay attention That's what and then you go to the Porsche's like configure you can add anything you can do heads up display You can like change every thread in the car to whatever color you want like it's amazing See that's the that's the stuff. I on the car the Tycoon I have the summer have you seen this where you you can make it foggy so it just Instantly makes the whole summer foggy or you can make a design where it's like it has a crazy design It looks like it looks like alien technology when you see it do when they turn it on Yeah, we're in no wild time for electronics For electronics and for just technology in general.

2:28:53We're in this really wild time. They just keeps getting hotter Can you's getting weirder? You know, yeah, it's exciting. I wish I was younger because I can see where it goes I think you're a good perfect date because you remember life before it right I think the difference between us and the people that don't remember life before it is they don't understand how alien It really is because they grew up with it like your kids if you ever have kids They're gonna my kids they grow up with devices. They they grow up with a email for school They grow up with watching YouTube videos they grow up with it.

2:29:26It's never not been there So for us is this alien thing that came along as we were adults So we get to live as kids like actual kids with the last generation They get to be actual regular normal kids without being connected to the hive Yeah, we were connected to our neighborhoods. We were connected to our friend group We were connected to whatever activities that we like to do with other people. That's what we were connected to Now it's the world And you got like 16 year old kids are getting famous on tiktok Millions and millions of followers for doing nothing except like farting or like like that look at the baby The I've seen the baby from uh, uh, what's that high four seasons or land oh What are you talking about this baby?

2:30:11Like I think it's been seen like millions and millions of times and People are saying this baby is like some robot baby Like they go who wants to go to the four seasons Orlando and this like little baby and diaper goes all right Do It's scary what have you seen this video no it's crazy Come on to go to the four seasons Orlando Like how you know what I just You know it's a fake baby. No, it's it's it put that but like what I'm saying though this one little video This baby's now famous more famous than you know most actors act Right now the baby's gonna have to start talking about other stuff. Yeah.

2:30:50Hey. What do you think about palestine? Free palestine say it baby. They're gonna confront that baby in the grocery store say free palestine say it say it Yeah, man, I look at Greta Thurneberg. She's famous. Yeah, it's famous famous young climate change activist goes around the girl the world She should just do it like uh Michael Buffer does you know Michael Buffer goes Let's get ready to rumble She's just go everywhere and just go how dare you and everybody go yeah That's her fucking big one that one thing that she said made her she's the climate change version of the cash me outside girl The girl right That girl goes cash me outside and now she's ballin.

2:31:38Yeah, now. She's rich as shit. This one girl was like how Damn you and everybody's like That's what my AI girlfriend look like by the way I was Greta just made it look Yeah, it's good move you should have T -shirts made up to just say how dare you with her face. Yeah, her angry face. I'm sure he already is I'm sure there is there has to be a t -shirt or that lady with the sock hat when she found out that Trump became president Which is like no That one's amazing That one's amazing. Have you seen this thing that women are doing now where they're paying to go To the woods and like bank sticks around but you haven't seen this I said this is to remind me I'll send it to you Jamie the layer which fetish no There's like some ladies they go and they scream They they scream and they spend a lot of money doing this apparently have you found it?

2:32:38Yeah Yeah, I'm gonna send you a video with the Jamie time you got a video Okay, so It's time to rage Yeah, look They just out there beating sticks on the ground I Want to give it to them so I don't know who they're giving it to but probably an ex Some guy that dated somebody else or something People just give us a permission to reach their anger their capacity for joy actually expands. I think that's true So if you do it's just like what what's the purpose? I feel like you could have got the same result out of some really hard workouts And like abandoned this idea of rage being beneficial like a the exertion you know like have like have them do like a kickboxing workout You know make them do some crossfit shit run up some hills Yeah Blow that all out and then your capacity for empathy and for caring it does expand Yeah, but those ways to do that without being a fucking psycho in the woods like ways that are probably good for you And you should probably do it all the time just like when you brush your teeth.

2:33:52It's better, right? And I'm a shit in your teeth. Yeah, do that every day. There you go Take care yourself. You don't have to be fucking banging sticks in the woods like there's other ways to do this Ways that actually make you like healthier You'll be in better shape be good for your brain Try it that way that is hilarious You have to pay some lady to let you fucking bang sticks in the woods some ladies like let it out Let it out girl And then you like burn it incense and you're all bonding together And you get back to your truck four texts from your ex Here we go again Oh red ban that's hilarious, but let's do let's wrap this up.

2:34:36Let's bring this baby home It's been uh amazing to watch kill Tony rise dude. It's amazing and Congratulations like you guys are literally at the top of the world right now and Well deserved it's an amazing show and I'm so honored that you guys do it at the mother's show I'm so happy it's at the mother's shit man. It fits perfectly. It's great It fits perfectly and it's great for us It's great for the young comics that work there to see it and to see the the rise of the show and to see the Just like how so many people are coming to watch it now. It's like it's a cultural event You know, and it's the cornerstone of comedy it really is So All right, goodbye everybody bye -bye you You