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33:07I don't know any I don't know how to make a fire. I don't really. I don't know how to I don't know anything I can't explain anything. I can't explain to you how mirrors work because some places like I was reading this thing No, it was actually Paul Rosalie Paul Rosalie was talking about this. They're like if you get caught in the Amazon do not try to make a fire Because you won't be able to and it'll break your spirit like you're not gonna be able to go with that If you lost if you're lost in the Amazon, forget a fire. It's not gonna happen. You broke in spirit We'll kill you before you you will realize how hopeless your plight is when it's impossible for you to make a fire So now you're gonna realize that everything that you eat is gonna be raw and you're gonna have to catch things and eat them raw to stay alive Right now you're an animal.

33:53No I don't even know like I'd be I'd be on I'd be on the trying to catch a small animal and strangle it What am I gonna do? The likelihood of them finding you is so small If you just go on a walkabout if you're like some wacky dude who goes off his meds and decides to go on a walkabout in the Amazon They're not gonna find you so many walkabouts just turn don't turn out well a lot of them don't why why keep walking about it? Well, why are walkabouts so romantic to us You know like that movie with a kid who what was the movie called? We lived in the bus in Alaska. Yeah Into the wild. Oh, yeah, yeah, into the wild like why is that so romantic to us for someone just goes out in the wild and even if the dude dies out there That guy did maybe this some type of like Whether it be just finding yourself or like just being at One with these elements as much as possible feels like something romantic, I guess yeah It feels like this understanding that we're disconnected from the rest of the world It puts perspective for sure.

34:57Yeah I mean it does give a perspective. It's also like the more disconnected we are the more ridiculous we behave Like was where do people behave the most ridiculously in big cities You know the the most disconnected from nature the most you're living in concrete jungles Hong Kong fuck you you live in New York City like you're disconnected from nature period you fuck your park Parks cute. Yeah, it's surrounded by New York City like that. It's it's so unnatural. It's so contained It's actually contained by the city the park is contained. Yes, it's not peaceful It's peaceful enough. Right. It's a nice park.

35:33It's a lovely park But you've been through it all you've been through all yeah, I've been through the park. I mean lovely because you yeah It's like I thought I went to it, but then one day like really went to it It's like I went to like every area which is there's so many things I didn't know this like really big There's like 50 things like places. It's a beautiful thing about New York City that they have that park in the center of it It really changes the dynamic of the city. It does I think it makes a city of more More livable place a more friendly place. Absolutely. I mean, it's crazy that you have this insane urban environment Then inside you have this massive park.

36:05It's like another world in there It is there's there's but the difference between that and the woods the actual woods like the Colorado Rockies The difference being out there in the and waking up and just looking and all you see in front of you is mountain peak after mountain peak after mountain peak And it just go along that is a different feeling That's the real feeling and that feeling is I think that feeling is like a thing We're supposed to get I think that's a supposed to be it's my part Yeah, so I think it's a part of our requirements of being a human being that we connect with the earth that the earth sees us We see it we're out there in it and we realize our actual place We get all cocky and our fucking Uber in New York City and get now buying a slice and you think you're all disconnected We think we're better than it, but we just trapped in our own little fucking zoo the little zoo that we've created But when you go out in the world you feel so vulnerable you go out into the woods you feel so so Miniscule and And but connected connected, but you're right.

37:11You start to feel where our places. Yeah, we are not as as we are biches Yes, that's right. That's a bitch that first wave. Oh there comes over you as a bitch as wave Bitch as compared to all the other things bitch. I don't think I'm catching anything I don't think I'm gonna kill any I What do you think you feel like when you you're not even at a point where like it just happened But you know you ain't getting out of it So it's like your survival mode is gonna kick in how long you last I don't know you probably go into shock Like bare grabs you probably good just go into shock. Well, I had this conversation yesterday actually so Would you be able to play dead?

37:45It just it depends on what the bear wants man see there's two types of bears Black bears and brown bears um black bears or more like this is two type of bears in North America Yeah, there's the black bears. They're also brown too a lot of black bears are very Even blonde they look blonde sometimes they're called color phase bears And they're more like black bears are more likely to try to eat you. Oh, I thought they're more likely No, they're more like to try to bite you and kill you to eat you whereas brown bears for the most part when they're killing people Grizzly, yes brown bears are The big ones are the ones that are the coastal bears because they have access to all the seafood That's why those are like those kodiak bears enormous enormous grizzly bears But there's the same bear it's the same species It's just you have the inland one which is eating mostly animals and berries and shit like that And they have the coastal ones to just gorging and salmon and so they're fucking huge Yes, they put me in a cage with two of them They're actually less likely to try to go after you because they have an abundant food source Like there's people that like camp out by the river and watch these enormous fucking bears just eat salmon but the bears don't want to have nothing to do with you They're just eating salmon Like the revenue right?

38:59I'm but I don't care what what kind of bear it is. It's there's a bear coming at you The bed has bad intentions black brown white And they tell you to lay down and just stay there like I know that like the bear's gonna catch you if you keep running But you could you think that you could play dead in that moment. No, no, it doesn't matter. It'll just start eating you right So why is it like is it if it because if it's a mama bear So if a mama bear goes after you because her cubs are there if you you stomp and you scare her Like if you come too close and she doesn't know you're there. She thinks you're a predator She may charge you she charges you and bites you and you you should play dead You should play dead with her Because she's not trying to eat you just trying to protect her cubs.

39:42Okay, she wants an eye but it doesn't mean she won't eat you either Yeah, how do you want me dead when she's sometimes through this sometimes she Just wants to eliminate the threat and then get her baby's safety. Yeah, so that's why playing dead works with mama bears sometimes So you just hold on mama, but it's a big sometimes it's a big sometimes because sometimes they just eat you Like they're bears. We don't have like a fucking like treaty with them. Right. That's why my strategy is just not to put my To have in a place where there are bears. That's a good move, you know, and it's worth so far That'll help you a lot in this life.

40:16Yeah If you want to avoid getting by bears I got a cross one like that like in just in the wild the scariest thing I came across I've talked about it too many times on the podcast but to tell you I I saw a big mountain line from about 30 yards away But I was inside my friends truck And he spotted it. It was about dusk. It was in Utah in the mountains and we were taking this corner and He hits the brakes. He goes look at that cat and we look and about 30 yards away under a tree Is this enormous enormous mountain line with like a head like a pumpkin dude And these giant forearms and it's just sitting there were like Holy fuck man, and I had binoculars so I pick up the bino so I have these 10 power binoculars I'm looking in its face.

41:05Oh shit. Oh shit. And I'm but I'm protected. I'm inside the car. We have a gun. I'm protected And I'm did you still shitting my pants? That's crazy. I felt like it like it Some primal fear. Yeah, yeah, some primal recognition of an actual monster. Yeah Yeah, that that kicked in from the inside. I mean that's from inside a truck with a gun. It doesn't matter when the bed ocular Yeah, yeah, dude you look at the show and it's eyes are kind of because it's dusk the eyes are kind of glowing a little bit. Yeah Yeah, yeah, no, no, thank you. That's those are the real monsters and I had a Colley dog bite me once and I was that scared so it's like I'm gonna.

41:45If your cat wants to fuck you up. That's a real problem. Yeah, yeah, I don't do cats, but imagine a cat that's 170 pounds Yeah, dude it's so scary This is like so big you ever see these guys on like Instagram like they live with lions. Oh those guys are like They're like on the couch and they're like come over and they just feed them like a sandwich and they know Melanie Griffith grew up with lions No, all house was filled with lions Yeah, how does how does that something everybody knows a house was free ride free The roll news. No, no, no, they had pet lions. I mean enormous pet lions. What did she all these photographs of her as a child in California But right wasn't where her wish but what was her family was cookie?

42:29This was your these would just cookie lion pets. Yes, it wasn't like they were like carnies No, don't crazy lion people and they did a movie with these lions and the movies supposed to be like the dumbest movie of all time illegal It was illegal to do this is the movie what's it called again? What is it Jamie? Roar roar, so these are all their lines and a bunch of people got fucked up in the making of this movie too But no shit, I don't believe it because they used to actual real lions man And so like if we fucking see these Melanie Griffiths in this stupid movie all these clips of these actors Right now Yes, how was that what was the insurance for that Insurance in shmarrants you know, they'll fuck yeah with your insurance They left me in a motel room with a tiger a bangel tiger and on movie in on and then Joker's movie I what they pushed me into a whole roadside hotel room close with what behind me I turned around there was no knob on the inside and I just was like what what is this for and I heard a grumbly a rumbling And then literally I was a guy I I placered up against the wall because I was like Dude, it's just a white tiger just come down.

43:41How can they predict the behavior of that thing? Yeah, that's what I fucking said too bro, that's so dangerous and if you're freaking out it's on a chain which is what do you talk? Which is it's chained to the to the pole in the shower bro I also want you to look at that bitch as chain I thought you said look at that bitch ass in the corner look at that chain You don't think you can break that chain. I know he could I was saying it that is so crazy. Yeah, that's such a crazy thing to do I was I just forgot about that until this moment too Fuck those things. I said to them Fuck those this isn't funny time.

44:14We funny time to make the movie like I the first thing I said on camera is Do we have insurance it's in the movie? I I couldn't even like played up and I just uh it stayed in the fucking movie Dude, yeah, fuck that but Roy Roy look at that guy that got that secret in Roy. Yeah Same thing like he he raised that right tiger from the time it was a baby and he would tell you know why it had There's all the speculation There was a lady with like some crazy hat on apparently and they think that like maybe the tiger was agitated by the late But it's all just get the tiger just decided to bite him. Yeah, if that's all it takes is that tiger to get agitated by a lady Yeah, I mean you're playing with you're rushing to let your whole life I mean like he would tell you a billion times over I'd say if it's safe and then he gets he gets his throat cut out I don't think it tried to kill him though I think it was carrying like a cub Hmm Yeah, I think his limp body did they show that yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think they showed it But I think they have it.

45:08I don't think anybody's he didn't die though, right? Oh, he died He died eventually, but he was paralyzed like a few hours later or no, he was paralyzed. Yeah, but he kept the tiger right he was like I figured I'm the ladies fall You can't trust those things I was just kid because when it goes he saw the one where the guy was uh He had a train grizzly bear for a movie it'd been in a few movies Yeah, and it just he's doing this thing with you and it just bites this guy's neck off Just just jumps on this guy's neck and tears apart in front of everybody and it's nothing anyone could do about it The bear just jumps on him for no reason.

45:43Dude's just standing there Just totally standing still and the bear just decides. I want to bite you Imagine what you feel in that moment. Oh, no, no, no, no, you're going to die knowing that it's gonna be this way knowing that people are watching and can't help And you're gonna die in front of like your whole life. When am I going? How's it gonna happen? It could have all been avoided like don't do that don't get out there This is just not it's not a hundred percent kids even if it's 99 .9 percent that that little tiny one that when the the bear decides to just do what nature wants it to do Yeah They want to kill things man.

46:17It's part of the fun of being a bear It's part of the fun of being a tiger. It's part of the fun. They like to kill things That's that's how they survive There's a reward system that's built into their DNA and we have this stupid belief that we could just slide stakes under the door And they'll be cool with that. Yeah, and then eventually they just want I want to get my own meat. Yeah, like you're not the boss of me So the tiger never attacked him during the Vegas show he saved my life Um, I don't know Roy. I don't know for picking it up. Why does he think the tiger saved his life? Exactly how it happened, but he said it like it's instinctively.

46:53Oh, he said he might have been having a stroke Hold on a second Roy maintains that Monacoir was really trying to drag him to safety After seeing him felled by what he thinks may have been a stroke He said instinctively saw that I needed help and he helped me. Oh He was taking medication for high blood pressure for years Said he recently began to suffer dizzy spells and this one spell Unfortunately occurred in the presence of a very large tiger He said I started feeling weak. He still speaks slowly, but it's recovered most of his German accident speech As I fell over Monacoir saw that I was falling down So he actually took me and brought me to the other exit where everybody could get me and help me He knew better than I did where to go So he's saying that the tiger fucked him up accidentally why it was dragging him to safety that come out right away I mean, that's I mean, that's amazing if that's what happened But they don't tigers don't understand you can't just drag a dude by his neck.

47:49Yeah, not like break it Because we're bitch ass like Lenny from advice and that you could do that to a puppy To gaping puncture wounds to the neck before passing out recalls a leave Monacoir alone bring him back to brother and sister Let him be happy. These guys are so great. I picture Roy from severe blood loss this picture of like just blood He's like Leave him alone Just bring him back to his brother and sister Oh my god suffering from severe blood loss and shock He was considered medically dead at one point when his heart stopped He also suffered the stroke that would ravage the left side of his body So was the stroke before or was the stroke because of him getting bitten?

48:33I mean if it was he might be rationalizing. Yeah, yeah He could have just had the stroke and that would be bad enough, but he could have just had a stroke Do they know when he had the stroke? I don't see What he's saying makes sense though if that cat loves him and the cat sees him faint and the cat wants to drag him to safety Just they don't know they can't just bite you You see the reunions with these the reunions of like the trainers and they they haven't seen many years like they Like these like zoo guys. Oh, yeah, that raised like tigers and set them free and then they reunite them Like in the wild they reunite them and these tigers just come charging out the guy jump up and just thought lick in him Yeah, you see that and yeah, I think that's bad press to put out there really I tell you the truth Why because it's it's making them it look like a domesticated house cat the thing looks adorable It's looking at like maybe I can raise a line.

49:23Yeah, I don't do that. Yeah, that's a good point, but it's like If you raise one from the time it's a baby it realizes like oh my god that life is so much better than this bullshit life It chasing gazelles. I know right You know, like these guys are in this guy's like leather sectional in his house and he's feeding them She's throwing the meat and he's like playing You know DJ Caledon I'm like hot this guy's going to die. He has like 30 lions free roaming the house Yeah, he's got like a billion you Instagram followers I had to everyone's following waiting for the waiting for the post tiger scene in Houston neighborhood found after week of searching And legal wrangly a week.

50:03Oh Like that's so crazy. I have a tiger rolling around for a week just dodging for a week. How's it hiding? Yeah, like how are they so bad at finding time? Anyone who lays eyes and I tiger is calling it in yeah, but don't you have helicopters and shit like yeah You don't let that go for a week. How do you get that? How's it? Where's it going? Where'd it go? Nobody gets lunch until they find it. It's like you can't just let it go It's overtime boys. Come on every night. Every night. They were like all right Let's go to bed tomorrow. We'll wake up early It's not a tiny tiger. So it came right up to people is that what it's doing?

50:36It says it's an off -to -do police officer points a weapon as the apparent owner retrieves the tiger that had gotten out Oh my god, so this dude can just grab it That's kind of cool though that they just let the guy grab his tiger instead of shooting it Until they find like a bunch of dead dogs and cats you you think that that's a small tiger I went to the Nashville zoo. I got like a back -back stage whatever tour whatever they had baby cloud leopard That would just born. I held them in my hand and fed them with a bottle right they were this big I mean you could have crushed it right and a year later I was back there on the road I went back and they said do you want to see the The baby cloud leopard you fed and they build these outdoor structures these cages so they're living outside But they're in outdoor cages so They bring me in the cage Right and we're with a few people and they're like that's the one that you fed last year And it's like now it's like it was this but big when I fed them now it's probably like this big Well, it's lean it's lean like this big like bigger than any house got you ever seen but like not like You'd still think like you know, it couldn't hurt you as did they tell you whatever he stays they say whatever you do Just don't turn you back to it So I was like okay, and I was I was like Can this thing hurt me and not like why are we in here?

51:47You know what I mean? And at one point I turned around like we were gonna walk out turn around It's swiped at me right here I still have a mark for it. It's swiped at me right here and and sliced me in a drew blood It wasn't a deep cut or anything it just like it only did it when you turned you back When I turned it I was like oh my I it fucking did it and it's just one one line right here It wasn't like I didn't need medical attention. Thank God, but it got me and it broke skin deep Predatory and just turning around I fed you as yeah, yeah, it's something that's not looking anything. It's not looking.

52:19That's gonna get it And that's scary Built into its hard drive Dude can't do about that lady got a face ripped off by the chimp. Oh just reading about that. Oh my god I'm sorry. They have a picture. I think I don't do it. Yeah, don't do it Yeah, that's a terrible story man. That's horrific and like I think they have like audio of it or something like where she's just like Just nine one one audio. Oh god. Oh, I mean those those chimps they like Just meant like this member you like they should he ripped her entire face off. Yeah, they try to ruin you They try to bite your fingers off they go for your genitals Yeah, they tell your feet off That's yeah, you know, they got a that's a odd handbook for them.

53:01That's like Well, let me tear his feet off first. I don't know who cripple you. Yeah, and I'm even trying to kill you. They're trying to cripple you Is that what they doing? Yeah, they're smart cripple you and then what evil and smart the turn around you and you can't know more fingers bitch Just cripple you walk away and be like now live like that. Yeah, they don't just want to hurt you Like they don't have any morals. They're just these wild and intelligent things. Why do they have a breakpoint then? Why did one thing just tell me I don't know why they do that to people But if they wanted to kill you they could kill you really quick They just bash your head against the ground you'd be dead in a second But they don't I don't think they want to kill you.

53:35I think they want to fucking hurt you You know, they punish you they have like one of the more horrible stories was this guy How to chip that he raised for a while and then it got big and it became a bit of a problem And he had to give it to a rescue center and he would go back with his wife and they would visit the chip And one time he went back and he brought the chip a cake Because it was his birthday and the other chimps Were so angry that they didn't get cake you got to be fucking and someone fucked up and left one of the doors open and the chimps got out They figured out a way to get out They open the door attack the guy and just tore him apart Tore his hands off towards face off The guy who raised uh -huh It wasn't him it wasn't the chimp he raised that did that it was the other chimps So the other chimps were jealous that they didn't bring them that he didn't bring them cakes to The breakake for everybody they're evil they can be evil like they they they don't care Well, it's not like a proportionate response to something.

54:41No, I think that's I think that's a you know They don't react a little bit. Yeah, so that they're intelligent, but they're also like ruthless in this crazy way that is incomprehensible like the worst Worst possible characteristics you could ever imagine happening in human beings are just common Yeah, just common wow with chimps commonplace Man, that's that's another thing like explaining these deaths Like you know like to his family down the line. He's like oh he brought it. He brought out angel food cake to uh He didn't even kill him. It just tore him apart. It didn't kill him And then he's got a life after that or what is how much you know his face is gone his hands are gone Part different bodies all fucked up and they just tear you apart go for your chick for your dick I wonder how her face about cake now the guy they're probably doesn't It's got a bit of a maybe I should have brought four cakes.

55:36Yeah, it's probably a cookie guy only now Well, I wouldn't I wouldn't look a cake too dramatic. It even has the eyeballs And it's not like Yeah, I had a chip I saw a chimpeites and body I when I was little yeah when I was little we went to go You familiar with like New York like upstate like um Like what do they call it like George and stuff like that? Sure. I know we go up there and we Like or even though the poker like the cat skills beautiful. Yeah So we would go up there and I remember we were at this like little little Resort or whatever and they had like entertainment and They had like a daily show and it happened every day and we were there for a few days So I would go to the show every day was in this little like cabaret theater and this guy would come out a cowboy in all sequence outfit and he hosted the show was for kids And there was all different acts and he would bring them out So he brings out one of the acts he brings out they The stage becomes an a little ice sheet ice skating rink And the ice skater and guy'd say he's maybe twice the size of this table It's just for them to do like little twirls and and this the guy comes out and he has a chimp dressed as a cowboy in in ice skates And he's dressed as a cowboy in ice skates and they start skating together and doing And he's holding the chimp and they're twirling and twirling and everything and then the chimp loses control Flies or he let's go with the chimp the chimp flies off the stage and the woman at a little cocktail table in the front He landed on her and bit her right here as he landed bitter right here and she I mean she was bleeding everywhere she started screaming And she's screaming and the guy didn't know what to do and he got got the chimp and they got back onto the ice And he like he was like okay She he took a chunk you saw like chunk of flesh out.

57:19Oh, I was like eight You know, I was like I couldn't believe like it was and there was no one really there There was like 15 people the place was empty. It was like a weekday chimp ice skating show No one would know what to see it It was like at lunch and it was all dark in there like it was all moody and everything. Oh my god It was a real experience and this guy just was like all right. That's that's gonna be the show for today And the next day they did the show with the chimp The next day they did the show with the chimp No, no the woman was a patron patron. Yes, okay. I don't know what happened But could you sue back then with the suing days.

57:53I mean, did you hear anything about it? I mean, I was eight. I kept my head into the streets, but nothing came over my desk I mean, I got had to imagine it was a sometime a lawsuit. I can't believe though that like the chimp didn't get put down Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, maybe it did maybe it did Wow, I don't know it was wild though. They started that clamped down on that they're trying to they're trying to pass laws I skating chimp can't have chimps. Yeah, I skate or just just regular kind of regular once because like this lady in kinetic Just said like it was legal what she was doing. I think they've changed those laws though You you shouldn't be able to have we can't wear shoes in a plane because one time one time one guy Failed at doing something with the shoes right this lady gets her face ripped off to the skull Still can have chimpanzees stick lime and this is not not a big deal.

58:42I don't know if you can anymore after her Yeah, I think they changed she was the woman that did it. I think well there was those two different stories that were Both in the news around the same time and one of them was the guy that brought the birthday cake to the chimps And the other one was this lady whose friend was visiting her just got the chimptore part of fron It was a bad time for chimpson. Okay under CT is this Connecticut It's illegal to import and possess all primates in the family hominade gorillas chimpanzees binobos and orangutines shoes That are accredited by the association of zoos and aquariums or the zoological association of america are exempt from the ban So they passed a ban after she got tore up But that's just Connecticut, but there's places you could have them.

59:29I guarantee you could have them right here You see people of crocs. People have crocs. They're in their apartments There's people oh yeah, and they're in fricking New York City New York City. There's a guy that had a tiger in his house This is apartment and the like the cops are like this is a very famous photo of the cops Going up the fire scape and you're looking in the window. You see a fucking cat. I mean a big tiger dude Yeah, it's just like this like bear in its teeth. It's the nuttiest picture. Yeah, what is he supposed to do? Uh shoot it with a dart or something right? I think you have the shoot it shoot it.

1:00:00Yeah, I don't think a dart You're not I mean, I don't know what they did. I don't know how they did it Well good lord Who's gonna be close enough to a cat in the apartment to shoot with a dart? Are you fucking sure you're gonna hit it? Yeah, I'm not going You only get one shot What are you talking about you're gonna go in the apartment and shoot it with a dart? Are you out of your fucking mind? And he's the he's the guy that like gets the call. He's like going to the fire seat when right with a dart He's still like dogs. Yeah A dog yeah, I'm sure the dog with a dart I was probably that tiger just doesn't live there till it dies because Who's extracting that thing and then yeah, well, what if it gets out?

1:00:43Yeah figures out that windows are like Just go right through them. What about in the fire escape people the kids and dogs and everything get me And by fucking crocs and alligator's every single day It's like every day. Joe. It's every day. It's it does It's uh, they don't have very many crocodiles more than I would more than I think should happen I mean people have their houses like like blocked off so the crocs hanket in there. Yeah, it's it's outgators mostly Oh, alligator. Yeah, yeah, there's a difference like crocodiles are way more dangerous. Oh, is that right? They're way more aggressive, but did they cohabitate?

1:01:15They do in the Everglades apparently now Not a lot, but they they they have had more than one Siding of Nile crocodiles in the Everglades and there's some some of the biologists have a speculation that there might be a breeding population Really not because there's so many ass holes who just release things in the Everglades I mean, you know the python situation there, right? No, you haven't seen about nothing. No The Everglades are infested with giant pythons that are all invasive. They're all pets or from research Are you serious? Yeah, so they're either from Research place where people were working There's some of them definitely got released there, but other ones are released just because there's people's pets So assholes some fucking dude is in the death metal as a python.

1:02:02It's like, you know, I can't feed you right now But I'm gonna let you go and into you I'll be back That's this fucking monster loose in the swamps and it just they've decimated the swamp So the Everglades is missing like 90 % of all of its mammals Everything they're eating allgators now the pythons are eating allgators. There's this crazy photo Python can you I guess yeah, right? Well they died doing it because the alligator like worked its way partially out of the pythons body with its tail It's like that's the most wild fucked up photo. They threw me in the swamps in the body in New Orleans With that where alligator's where for the show.

1:02:43Jesus Christ. Yeah, man. Why you could die, man Yeah, like real you could die thing. I know I they they dress me as a bog of the gile suit It's like a bog monster and they put me in a in the swamp and I had to hide behind this thing I mean dude the swamp swamp not like what I was we took a fan boat The water looked like chocolate milk if you put your hand under the surface. Oh, dangerous I know if you put your hand under the water this this low you couldn't see your hand right? It's about 110 degrees that day. They put me in this gillies. I was nervous. I'm about germs Anyway, so I actually literally wore a condom To go in there because I was free stuff going on my p -hole like no no parasite.

1:03:20Oh, right Yeah, yeah, I was just like I don't know if it was gonna help but I was like Why not right? You know like wearing a mask. Yeah, I just was like I'm just gonna put it on my soft dick I mean, I just try you know anything I can help me really Because I wasn't allowed to say no you can't say no to these things That's the whole point like of the show when you lose you can't say no to whatever's coming your way So there was a fan boat tour that passed the route and they wanted me to come out during the fan boat tour So the guy could be like oh the you know the lore of the bog monster like just Fuck it with me not to scare the people to make me look like a moron and just Yeah, but you didn't know for sure.

1:03:58Okay, this is fine No, so They didn't tell me that that was happening um, but So that's why I find this attacking me But so they I had to hide behind that area over this me just getting into it Yeah, dude, what I would worry about doing this in Louisiana is someone Who's got a gun And is like I'm finally kill me a big foot. Yeah, yeah, you know, well There's people that are not smart. Yeah, and they are armed. Yeah. Yeah, well I mean, I didn't think about I was worried about them more than they would be the aligators. Yeah, scaring Why people In that moment though I I actually I was a so got so nauseous because it was 105 degrees of smell and I didn't want to I threw up And I couldn't leave the where I had to stay for the bit So I was just standing up sitting like in my own throw up.

1:04:54Oh, God. Yeah, Jesus Christ And then and then like about 15 minutes in they go oh see I saw get back and they and they point in this There's an alligator And it's coming at me and I I think it's even okay and I go ah and I turn and I run toward the boat screaming And it was a fucking remote control alligator that they got that I didn't even know existed But it was an alligator and I for for a good 10 seconds My reality was that an alligator was coming at me. No, be the any I wasn't mobile look at the outfit. I was in I couldn't really move that would be the end of the show We had to be yeah, and then the end of the show, but you were thinking about the show right?

1:05:33Yeah I mean, I was like I cannot what about all the basic cable fans? Heroes yeah, yeah, it's but don't do those things dude. Yeah, don't fuck around with nature You want to do silly things with humans. That's great. We start getting If you in far between it sounds like we do a lot of it Imagine a python just clamped a hold your leg and start wrapping around your body and you realize you're trapped You're trapped in this stupid fucking swamp where you can't see anything You don't know how to get out and this snakes trying to kill you You don't even have a weapon you have nothing to fight it off.

1:06:09I hope I go by surprise That wouldn't be much of a surprise it would the beginning would be a surprise I don't want to go in that death. I don't want to know that imminent this death eminent in the next one minute to hour Whatever the fucking is when a python wraps around you. I'd imagine it takes a little while I bet the fear of the it taking a while it constricting you is probably fucking Just numbing you probably can't think You're probably so overwhelmed with fear these things Constricting your body and literally breaking your bones as it's like crushing you I'm so scared of death already and like and I think of death all the time and never have I thought of it in like the light that we've Been talking about tonight.

1:06:52So we just added a whole nice new bucket for me. Yeah animals with things you really need to worry about Yeah, my friend Paul Rosalie he lives in the Amazon and he um got on top of a Anaconda that was so big he couldn't get his arms around it Yeah Why he was seeing this thing slither through the water and it was kind of dark out and You know you'd have to go listen to the clip on youtube to get the exact wording of how he said it But he he essentially wanted to try to hold on to it because it wasn't gonna try to come back He took a chance and it wouldn't attack him So he just why I don't know he's just fucking insane Everyone thought of that big dude like why I don't think like it's so big That he couldn't get his arms around is that what he's basically like my size maybe a little bigger than me He couldn't get his arms around it does he work with Well, he works with the rainforest he works in the rain he He's right no no no his whole thing is saving rainforest land Okay, do is they take these people that were hired as loggers And they pay a more money to protect the rainforest because it's basically just poor people They've saved like millions of acres of rain force and he's worked So he actually lives out there so he sees these things and he said this is the biggest one he's ever seen So he don't even know really how big the biggest one is yeah Which is like the limited number that they've measured and come in contact with right So what was his end game?

1:08:19Just wanted to like Experience that I think like just grab a hold of it. He didn't think it would bite him I don't remember him talking about this he tried to get eaten by a snake at one point about 10 years ago He tried to they tried different they filmed it for a show they tried to he tried to get eaten by the biggest anaconda They could find what were they gonna do they were gonna kill it when did he have like some quite a crazy suit on Yeah, he had this suit on here that a preventive from dying I just look like It's carbon fire. Oh god. That's so ridiculous. Yeah, I don't know how I got me and look it's got head around them Jesus Christ.

1:08:53Wait what yeah, that's hilarious So that so that dumb idea balls So that suit is preventing the strength of that snake from pushing him that's how did you see Jamie See if you could find that video of the largest anaconda ever discovered These guys are swimming under the water with it in this river. It's insane That's what I was trying to do insane really these guys are swimming down there in the water And this thing's moving along the bottom of the water and its head is like this big. Yeah, it's like a crocodile or something It's so big It's head is like way bigger than you think a snake's head should be like bigger than a human head Underwater is scary to me than the forest even Underwater it's another planet Aliens they are aliens and there's no doors No doors.

1:09:45I never lock yourself in a room like whoo Finally up all nobody gets real. Wow. It's unobstructed. Yeah, there's no doors. Yeah, look at this For ever thing dude look at this thing. It's 26 feet long Look at these guys swimming by it and what is that eating ever? To sustain that size to sustain that size. What does that thing eating everything look at its head goes right to it Look at how far he's got on a Fisher price goggles set from CVS. What is he doing? He's being a dork look at his outfit. He's got his watch on. He's got a mold. He might be one of them influencers But whoever this fella is or maybe he's just a scientist that's a young kid, but whoever this fella is like you got balls Just assume that thing doesn't want to just eat it's but it's not even balls though.

1:10:31It's like it's like it is balls His name is Dr. Freak So you still don't know he's a doctor or an influencer then Freak vongue is that what's that doctor Freak dies fucking with a bullet I can see it. What a great name Dr. Freak He sounds like he should be like like a one of them DJs at an EDM show. Yeah, Dr. Freak's here. What's the best name? You heard the best name of her Just a great freaking name for like what for a human as a human name. Yeah, like just as someone's first and last name I don't never even thought about that. Nothing comes from mine. Yeah, I'm about you Someone just said some to me the couple days ago and I was like that is the fucking coolest name I've ever heard But I don't fucking remember it, but like it's was something like Enrico Palazzo something like it was like something like you know A good flairful.

1:11:18Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Yeah, if you if you have a flairful name and you're a fucking loser, that's got a suck. Yeah You got some beautiful name. You turn out to be a loser. Yeah, he's a Dutch wildlife presenter So he's a presenter, but he's also a doctor Wait, that was what I want to talk. Call him Dr. Freak if he's not really a doctor Was that that's a real bad thing that's that that's real yeah, that's a bear with wings right there That's a yeah, but that's a perspective thing You've got to look where his feet are he's standing behind it the bats in front of the camera still no It's not as big as it looks still Yeah, still I mean, it's probably kind of big It's he's not that far behind this.

1:11:57He's far enough It's a it's I mean, yeah, but if he got like right up to it, it would be about that big no The wrap body the body part It's like he's a couple of them do it. I don't which guy is it by the way How do those things exist and we don't talk about the most see them more? Well wing length is five wing length is five feet. Okay, it's a fox is fox size. Oh, fuck that oh really like fox size Oh guy look at this lady. Oh my god, dude. That's a lot bigger that one's fucking. Oh my god Look at that nightmares. That's like bram stoker's Dracula. We're Gary oldman turns into one of those That's what it looks like who's who's even going near those things.

1:12:36What are they in Bali? There's a large I guess fruit bats. We're so lucky. They just like fruit. Oh You know, yeah, so like some of the same way cows feel about vegans like Yeah, so happy you ever go over here to see bats. Oh, yeah. Is it really 1 .5 million? It I didn't count No, that's the stat they give you. Yeah, that's the stat I don't know, but it's an insane amount of bats. It's a sight to see. Oh, yeah It's crazy. I see it from a distance, but I've never gone and stood there cloud of bats. You get shit on Well, you probably would if you were under them You know like the where it is is like where the bridge meets the water So I imagine when they're flying out they shit on the water You know, there was a couple doctors died because they were standing in front of this cave in Africa where bats That's like fucking millions and millions of bats in this cave and every night they would come out And they wanted to get photographs of these bats coming out of the cave So they're sitting there waiting the bats come out of the cave and just Trench them in shit Millions and millions of bats just shitting in their face and they didn't think of that And they got some crazy hemorrhagic virus And they were both dead in like a matter of days again I'm just taking another o -bit for that or like you know, you tell them like you They're great -grangers like yeah, a great -grangful they got shit on by too many bats at one time Yeah, and it just went south from there.

1:14:04He was a bat scientist that didn't think about This one thing yeah, like what you know one thing. How do you not know that's about to happen? Or maybe they just didn't think it would be the volume it would be See if you can find that case I'm already looking I found a Sounds different. How did it come to be down here? How did it why is that why are they all here? That's a good question. I don't know, but apparently they eat the mosquitoes. There's more in Houston Oh really? Yeah, that's a migration and a mixture of two different colonies from like they fly from Mexico Does it so cool when they come out at night and you hear Yeah, that's how they make You see I'm fucking fine over like look at them all They're cool and they they apparently do just fuck those mosquitoes up imagine the bats weren't around We had like way more mosquitoes.

1:14:50It apparently didn't do of mosquitoes You guys don't know mosquito problem down here that I'm so we do We that we have no I wouldn't say it's a mosquito problem like Alaska has a mosquito problem. Yeah You've been an anchorage in July. No, bro. You get out of your fucking car It was all his first you get out of your car. It's like a scene from the birds like that out the Alfred Hitchcock movie Like or Albert Hitchcock. Yeah, no, I went to Australia and the and the you know the Desert and stuff and they give you we had to wear nets because they just like like did the bugs just land on you and just stay there Is it Alfred Hitchcock or Albert Hitchcock Alfred right yeah Once you say it wrong your brain goes.

1:15:31Wait, which one's the right one yeah Those words that you don't hear Alfred or Albert anymore kids these days No, it's so we don't you know here you do not get called Alfred Alfred's dead Yeah, that names Alfred I've never heard that name. I think Alfred is probably More it is and I think it's probably there's probably more Alfred's than other names though Adolf's gone. Yeah, that's rap. Yeah, just in you can name you get it You know you can name your kid gangus Nobody would fucking flinch. Yeah, right dude killed 10 % of the population I know everybody like wow, what a cool name. Oh cool. It's virtual She's still connected to the Mongols like everybody would be cool with that name.

1:16:14Is this like as in con you can call him Temogen, which is gangus cons real name Because it really yeah, that was a gangus con was a stage name no, it was like his like a con He was a con the con is the ruler and I think I don't know what it means. What does gangus mean? It's crazy and it's it's something about Who he is as a ruler? But his name who's born his name that he was given at birth was Temogen Hmm, he became a con so you can you could call your kid Temogen and you'd be naming your kid after someone who killed 10 % of the population of earth while he was alive You think gangus ever thought it's it's ancestors would own the Jacksonville Jaguars Uh, it says Temogen formally adopted the title gangus con The meaning of which is uncertain at an assembly in 1206 carrying out reforms designed to ensure long -term stability He then transformed the Mongols tribe structure into an integrated meritocracy dedicated to the service of the ruling family After thwarting a coup attempt from a powerful shaman.

1:17:22Oh, what a wild time to be alive More lords and shaman's are trying to get a coup on you Uh gangus began to consolidate his power in 1209. He let a large scale raid into the neighboring west western z Who agreed to Mongol terms of following year. Yeah, he's done a lot of wild shit. We could go on and on for that I would have killed a lot of fucking humans man Dan Carlin probably had the answer in his podcast about that probably right. This is just from the Wikipedia. Yeah Yeah, Dan Carlin's podcast is the best source of that if you want to know like like a cool Story that's entertaining that you could follow along with it's the wrath of the con The wrath of the god.

1:17:59It's all about that. Do I was like, but my point is like you could name your kid Temogen Nobody would freak out. Yeah, you kid eight off and he can't hang out with my kids. Yeah, right. You can't bring eight off over the house Give me a piece four that's no that's the number one name, right? But what's number two? Eight off is a is a layup right and there's no way everyone knows no eight off right is there a is there even a two Is it just he alone on the zone now? I think he's alone on his own Yeah, right because like Joseph Stalin Existed before I was born. I'm Joseph Rogan like nobody flinched on Joseph.

1:18:34Yeah You know Such a piece of shit, but yet you can still say it. Oh, so I'm a bit lot. Oh, yeah Well, the rest of these are not real. Yeah, Osama would be a hard one. Yeah, that's a hard one who's saying would be a hard one Illegal baby names in the United States Illegal what what? Jesus Christ you can't name you could Jesus Christ you can't name your kid King you're kidding me you're kidding me right you can't You can't it's a lot against a law. Oh You can't name your kid Santa Claus you can't name him the at school bro. You can't name your kid Magistry These are what it says they were a rule of legal, but I don't know You can't name your your your your kid majesty.

1:19:17Why not? Why can't you name it 1069 wait a minute you can't name your kid Messiah, but you can name him Muhammad right Help me out. No, doesn't make any help me out because a lot of kids are named Muhammad. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, but why but why 1069 what the hell's that? Robocopal legal admits No, no, no, my friend no, my friend No, we draw the line my friend You know what's funny? It's not like it's not like they're getting caught in the hospital So it has to get worse and there's a knocking the door one day. It's a police and like you we got to rename your son right now It'll Robocop It's just from the US first certificates.

1:20:00Robocop Martinez. Oh my god Oh my god the N words on there Yeah, there's a lot of them. There's a lot of illegal names. I didn't know I didn't know you couldn't name your kid Jesus Christ, but I know a dude named Hans Woo's sure This is Jesus. I mean it's right The Christ in what if your last name is Christ and you want to name your kid, hey, soos I mean there's some Christ out there. Yeah some dudes their last name is Christ. Yeah, what are they supposed to do? That you can't I can't name my son Jesus. Yeah, right. You know you can't do that. How come you can name your son? Muhammad how come you can't name your son Jesus?

1:20:36Yeah, think about how many Muhammad's or think about if it was like the most Popling in the world if it was invoked to name your kid Jesus Right Right just millions of Jesus so many Jesus right because if you think about how many Muhammad's there are Why are they not an equal number of Jesus right? We don't allow it. It's a weakness in our religion That would be come meta and we be like because good thing it would Jesus will be really omnipresent Yeah, the Christians should get together and say guys it's a weakness in our religion. We gotta let people name himself Jesus Yeah, I mean it's encouraged Jesus Robinson Everybody just comes Jesus and then whatever your last name is you know I knew it Jesus and as I'm thinking of this I was able to compartmentalize that I didn't think of Jesus every time I called him Jesus Was he actually Jesus?

1:21:26He was called Jesus. He called him Jesus. Yeah, but was he Mexican? He was of some Like his panic descent. I don't know what did his mom call him Jesus? He was my nephew's friend I didn't know like but everybody called him They call him Jesus because they couldn't say hey, soos or there was his name actually Jesus. I think his name is Jesus Really? Yeah, what about Jesus the comic? There's a dude the trailer right? Oh, Jesus. No, that's hey soos. I call Jesus. Okay. Yeah, right But he's Mexican. They don't say it that way. It's different thing. But how do they say Jesus though in Spanish isn't in Jesus Christ day it is but we so it's hey soos everybody called the guy Jesus Ain't that wild stop for a second.

1:22:12So if you're Spanish Of Latin descent it is really popular to name your kid Jesus. Mm -hmm. Because hey soos is a super common name That's what it is. It stuck up. Why people in America won't name the kid Jesus That's it just takes a courageous person right now listening to our voice Just a courageous person out there to name your kid Jesus If you name him Jesus that's second name that last name has to be Yeah, it's got to go with it. I think a lot of things won't go with Jesus. You know what goes best with it? fucking Jesus Jesus Fucking Robin Can you do that? Can you name your middle name fucking that'd be so great I don't know if you can but I think you can legally change your name more likely than you can be like name in a baby that way Okay, yeah, so you name a bit like you rude asshole you gonna name your kid this little beautiful innocent baby Gonna name Jesus fucking robber No, you'd have to you'd have to but if you were an adult you like look I'm 38 years old things are not getting any better This is just this is life for me.

1:23:19I want to be Jesus fucking robber. Yeah, that's what I want to be legally. Yeah, so very least I pull my idea out What's your name Jesus fucking Robinson? It's good says it on the wall. It's a good name. Solid name. Especially if you could do something real good If like that's your actual real birth name and you're really good at like fucking fixing cars Yeah You know what I mean you're gonna get your car fixed but you just fucking robber Um, well, I was almost a Steve my mom told me I was almost a Steve my dad's south. So I thankfully I got it That's a better name for an Italian Steve isn't you know, I'm half you yeah, but then you look Italian.

1:24:01Yeah I just did 23 me like although extended package genetic thing I just got it results by a couple days ago pretty crazy. Do you do it? Yeah, I've done it Did you do like what did you like did you like what you gleaned from it? Like was it interesting or it was pretty much what I thought it was Yeah, I'm Somewhere in the neighborhood of three quarters Italian and one quarter Irish and there's There's like percentages less because there's like 1 .6 % African one percent Asian and that's it seems to be mostly just Italian though. Yeah, it all goes back to the same Mine were they were able to connect me to um It's set in there.

1:24:38There's like like about like 100 and from the woman it was 150 ,000 years for the male. It was 275 ,000 years They said if you trace everyone back it'll go to one person because even though there were A few thousand Those the a lot of those that DNA net lineage died off and this is like there was this one that like Just ended up getting through like I literally just read it like today. I took a picture of my phone actually Just the unliklihood of you making it to 2024 Like your genes if you were a person that lived 50 ,000 years ago. Yeah, your kid Had a kid and kept going no you they had a kid someone had a kid kids kids kids kids kids kids kids here.

1:25:23We are 50 ,000 years later your genes are still popping. It's insane. I yeah, it's just wild to me. Yeah so The first man to carry likely lived this gene I have like lewd in southwestern Asia um or the caucuses between 46 ,000 and 54 ,000 years ago His male line descendants appeared to remain rooted in the region for tens of thousands of years while the Ice Age was in full swing then around 11 ,500 years ago the ice age finally gave way to the warmer climate blah blah blah blah blah blah but Hold on. This is the guy uh The human species was confined to a relatively small range in eastern south south africa over time members of this gene pool migrated Uh, you know, it was one that said you could trace it right If every person living today could trace his or her maternal line Back over thousands of generations all of our lines would meet a single woman who lived in eastern africa between 150 ,000 200 ,000 years ago Those she was one of perhaps thousands of women alive at the time only the diverse branches of her dna have survived to today The story of your maternal line begins with her holy shit and for the guys.

1:26:36It's 275 ,000 years ago um Current evidence suggests he was one of thousands of men who lived in eastern africa however While his male line descendants passed down there why chromosome generation after generation the lineages from the other men died out After time he was the lone guy and this is they told me I'm related to this dude you ready? Like literally a known guy O .T. The ice man no way Oh, let me reach it. I've seen that story a hundred times. Have you that story's crazy? It's uh, this is what it says about this dude hold on It says O .T. The ice man was discovered in 1991 protruding from a snow bank.

1:27:14Yeah, look at Jamie to show some pictures. Yeah We've shown it before you know you know, I know the exact story So that's it right there. Look how dope it looks They they found him as the glacier melted That's my arrowhead stuck in him. That's like my uncle. That's nuts dude. Yeah That's your a girl related to that guy holy shit. I mean Isn't that saying well? I mean we probably a lot of people are oh It's tattoos. Did he really? Yeah, it's tattoos really yeah Who do you look like? Had the world oldest tattoos it said see if you can go back to that thing that you were reading just there right below that right there That's it Had the world's oldest tattoos.

1:27:54How are they made the oldest tattoos that we know about right See at 61 tattoos Wow, yeah, like a tram stamp. Yeah, I had a tram stamp. Oh, it about your lines carved in them interesting Look at that all those lines even back then they're like tattoos. Yeah, no wild Yes, it might have been a part of ancient healing technique Hmm. That's just guessing right it said that he was murdered. You see that Oh, yeah, but it said he he uh it might have been from someone or might have been someone that he knew Mm -hmm Chemical analysis of his teeth indicated he came from the Italian side of the Alps He suffered during the year before his death with whipworm a stomach parasite that was found in his digestive track Yet he was fit enough Ailing with whipworm for a year to climb six thousand five hundred feet in elevation during the day or two before he met his end In a rocky alpine hollow apparently was murdered struck by a stone arrow point that was found lodging his left shoulder The twisted position of his body indicates that the murderer or one of his accomplices pulled the arrows shaft out of his prone body Wow, whoever killed him didn't want his valuables because he had a rot copper ax still still with him Wow, they just wanted to kill him Hmm Wow And you're related to that dude that dude jizzed in someone Literally, yeah Before he died by an arrow He jizzed in someone that made it to 2024.

1:29:21I'm not here if he's not there. No, you're not here if he didn't get that nut off That's fucking yeah, probably some tattooed up crazy cave lady two of them just grunting smell like shit Ah I mean not What's up, baby? Can we have fucking baby and fucking 50 ,000 years later? Show on truth We're on TBS now actually it's kind of really is kind of crazy if you think about how the the timeline of people goes I mean, it's we can't imagine living back then it's just unimaginable. I can't put it in my head. How long ago? What is the exact thousand years ago that guy said? 50 ,000 I mean who can wrap five thousand three hundred years ago Okay, but the the first man was two hundred and so that they have DNA from his two hundred and seventy five thousand years Just imagine 53 hundreds of kids imagine five thousand years ago.

1:30:20You just get dropped off And you gotta just exist Yeah, I mean like even imagine like language right? Yeah, even the primary language is like It's still with secular like even if you had to travel somewhere and you had some type of language that you kind of rooted with who you were with That didn't translate when you came across someone that you didn't know yeah, go to Vietnam good luck talking to people So yeah, was it just I guess like you know, did what they it was a killing people on site or did they kind of go by like body language? I think people who traveled had to learn languages for sure Yeah, you probably had to have people help you or work with somebody from that But how many of them can you learn?

1:31:01And where if you're living in Somewhere in North America and you go to China and like the 1800s like yeah, how much communication can you do? Like did you oh did you see that new uh that new thing they're working on the AI earpiece? It's fucking nuts is it's head talk about it. So this guy he's like okay This is an old new thing that they're doing is like he's in a restaurant He goes my friends across the other ones. Oh, did you see that then he isolates his voice? Yeah, and then he's speaking in Spanish and they do real time Not translation His voice is reinterpreted in his voice in English as he speaks Spanish in real time.

1:31:41Yeah, and he's hearing this isolated from across the room Yeah, that's fucked up. It's crazy. I mean in one respect you eliminate you literally eliminate every single Language barrier across earth this technology. Yeah, but in the other You're Superman you can listen to a con it can isolate a conversation from a you know It's I think it can only isolate that conversation if those people have those things on two But why would anyone we're like Well, you would have to let someone use it You know, I'm saying like if you were talking to someone through that on the other side am I wrong? No, they weren't talking He was listening to his conversation He was just listening to just I thought it was the comp the people in the room having the conversation This guy was in a way we're doing this guy was in the room with the earpiece on He's looking to clear across the room at two people out of table talking and he's just listening So he said isolate.

1:32:31Oh, I misunderstood I thought when I saw the narrating that what they were saying what he was saying was you could do that if you were those two people You could isolate no the guy. Oh, you could just listen to that. Oh, yeah Oh, that's fucking creepy, but he wasn't pitching like this is the TED talk. So it's like I don't know what the technology yeah Hey, can you enhance the sounds that are right in front of me? How far away is he from them? I think he says in the beginning they were across the room or something Oh, I guess he's and Can you turn that baby down You No, he's on stage right now for the TED talk.

1:33:18So he's not with them That's perfect and you know my Spanish is a little rusty. Can I hear Pedro but in English?

1:33:29And at the end of the trip we came back to the city to visit the historic center That's the show close all programs. That's insane What you just let it go Turd was a beam forming app with a computational auditory scene analysis app a machine learning denoising app An AI transcription and translation and text -to -speech with style transfer app So these are not just fancy looking earbuds. They're an entire computer And we think they're going to replace some of what we do with the visual computers that we're used to Right cuts off right there. He that he hears the thing though What was he watching was he watching a video of people talking and then do that because that makes more sense I don't think he's actually eavesdropping on people across the room I think what he's doing is watching a video of people having a conversation and tuning in to those people and taking all the outside noise out And then translating those people in that video in real time I think was he watching a video of those people I think he's watching a video.

1:34:28Okay, which makes more sense Okay, is that right? No, I'm alright. They're well that The problem is is that they're showing something that probably doesn't work that way also They're bullshitting um, but when they're showing it are there why he's watching a video though, right? That's why I'm trying to show you what they're doing because he's on stage. Yeah, he's on stage Not like it just happens to be a cafe in the room where no one's noticing correct But he that's part of why it's just a weird tech demo of showing you know What it can do what they were doing and how much work was set up to do that specific very But like did it just translate the sentence they wanted it to translate and was it all planned in advance and then this show like they did do a setup here So I'll let him explain what they did so It's actually impossible to demonstrate this experience Until you hear it with your ears yourself But to give you an idea we have tried to simulate it for you.

1:35:21Oh, okay, so imagine that you're sitting in a noisy Okay, okay So it doesn't it so it's gonna be able to do that. Yeah, but it's gonna be able to do that If he's doing a TED talk on it and they're getting this far along with it unless he's like what's that crazy lady Elizabeth? What's her name? What's her name again? Elizabeth Theranos yeah, but was her last name The crazy lady from San Francisco with the the the blood company you know the star. Oh the Theranos. Oh, yeah Let us see how it just was yeah, yeah, straight bullshit and it was a whole trip as a trial. Oh, Elizabeth Holmes. Oh, yeah She's lost.

1:35:58Yeah, I mean the story behind it is crazy. It's like some people were testing them and they're like hey, this doesn't work I get out of here like It was just this wild scam. I have my DNA. Uh, it's just saved DNA and sperm. Yeah. Yeah I got I'm aware I had the option. I was like let me go You might as well. You got all the way from the iceman to today. Be ashamed for the awesome You know if they died here. That's it You hear about the cryogenic people you know like they started cryogenic like freezing people Yeah, a lot of them they actually thought out. Yeah, some of them like it didn't work.

1:36:33No The one like headline was like yeah, they scryt they were scraping Goof the bomb. No, yeah, wow Yeah, like if you're the power goes out and you thought out that's what happened That shit's fascinating isn't it only like one company or something that's doing that or imagine if you're in heaven Okay, yeah, and you died you went to heaven and you're like god I'm free of all my earthly polls and I just feel one connected and also and shup You get sucked back to life again and they're stitching your fucking head On this new body and you're alive now, but you're paralyzed But with new technology they can keep you alive forever right?

1:37:13No And what you're saying? Congratulations Walt Disney's back No You're in heaven. Yeah, but imagine if during the process of reattaching your head it made your mouth paralyzed So you couldn't even talk Hell yeah, that's how it's like the fucking movie where they eat each other so too and it's as good You imagine if you're you're dead for like a hundred years and a hundred years of heaven This is so much nicer than being alive. Oh my god. Everyone's just there's no arguments It's just love beauty and and just the expression of love and geometric patterns and it flows through you We all bathing it no needs to eat no needs to sleep It's just love and also like a funnel Clear Just stitching your fucking head Hey You can't talk is your mouth paralyzed.

1:38:12Yeah, and they pay for that Psh a lot of money too probably also I think it's more money if you want the whole body The one thing I was like thinking is like let's say let's just say right It works the way one day the way that they thought it would work What are you coming back to everybody that didn't do it is dead you know no one You probably are not gonna be able to adjust to the whatever society there in now Who knows how people would treat you like what you're really signing up for something like It's like what are you signing up for I think they're signing up for the hope that if they do get reincarnated It's like space 2001 You get reincarnated to this ma crazy futuristic world or they could Welcome back welcome back How was your trip sir you think they're trying to preserve consciousness?

1:38:58They're consciousness I don't know what consciousness is really here's the here's the question. I mean I know I'm conscious I know you can have this conversation. I think therefore I am I know I get it I don't know if consciousness is Something the brain tunes into or whether the brain is conscious I know if you damage parts of the brain it damages parts of your consciousness and damn damages Different things that you can do and they they're they're pretty clear on what parts of the brain are responsible for different things but I'm not sure that consciousness is something as simple as neurons firing and Your brain interfacing with the world and using all its senses.

1:39:42I have a feeling That we might be short -sighted because we can't and again. This is not scientifically provable So you have to be just speculative about something like this But I have a feeling there's probably quite a few things that we're not totally in tune with to the point where we can measure them Yeah, and I think consciousness might be one of those things I think and I also think we're We are all weirdly connected in some strange consciousness Web some strange net of human beings. I think we're all connected all of us It's just the further those people are away the less you feel that connection.

1:40:19Yeah, but I think we're all Oddly connected already before we get to like the cell phones in your head and everybody being telepathic I think we're already oddly connected. We just don't necessarily feel it all the time. Yeah. I hope it's something I mean I really do you have it you have it think did you have a moment where you think I I might die like did I ever come across like did you have that feeling? I was a kid when I was like 14 mean a few friends were playing around in this Place where they stored these like enormous concrete Like sewer pipes like these big fucking pipes. Yeah, and there was this This giant metal thing That I guess it was a part of like what they were attached to a crane so they could move these things and it slipped and hit me in the head And I didn't go unconscious, but I grayed out like grayed out And my head was pouring blood.

1:41:21I still have a big ding on the side of my head from it and I went to the hospital and like I thought it was gonna die. I did think I was gonna die at that point But I was also 14 so I was probably just freaked out with the fact that I got hit sure You know like this thing hit my head and it only fell like a certain amount because there was other Concrete things in the way so it banged me in the head and then it didn't fall on me luckily But you like I mean the hospital like thinking you had the feeling like I was I got hit so hard It hit me so hard. It was so big. I was like this could be a real problem This could be a real I was like I could be dead right now for sure So you haven't those thoughts are running through your mind?

1:41:59Yeah, I was okay I went to the hospital. I'm sure I had some sort of a concussion Um, they treated me. I forget what they did, but then they just let me go home You know, and I was just they were like oh he's okay Because I don't think they understood head trauma back then. I don't think people really got it And I don't remember really suffering any like serious consequences of it. I was never like Um, I never had a problem like looking at the light. I never had a problem with loud noises or anything like that. Yeah But it was spooky. That was probably the closest I've ever come to Just really worrying about being dead I had warned, but it wasn't in that it was in on a plane Yeah, it was bad to this day like I if I think about it I actually will have like a little bit of an anxiety attack We were it was a probably it was a small plane.

1:42:50We had to do a show in the middle of nowhere On the road and they offered a plane So we took it and uh and we were flying back home And it was like a eight seat plane Whatever it was and I don't like flying at all anyway never mind people like oh cool. You got to do it I'm like it. I mean, I don't like it's like you see everything. There's no door in the cockpit You see like all the motion, you know, I mean like I it's just like I this feels unsafe because I'm flying in a toy airplane You know what I mean any gust of wind though they say that's normal We'll just we'll be kind of glide with it, you know, and it's like I don't want to feel like we're up there like surfing You know what I mean?

1:43:26And we were going in land and we're just bulging and with the guys my guy my friends and um We're talking then the guy right before we land he goes thoughts go back up again And I look at them and I go what just happened there like why are we going back up and The guy the copilot comes back goes guys. We have a little bit of a situation And he goes what he goes so we were about to land just now you might have noticed like yeah he goes well We were talking to air traffic control and our panel up here is saying that the One of the wheels is not coming down Um the left wheel or whatever and and uh, so what we're gonna do is it could be a broke the panels broken And it could actually be down.

1:44:06We don't know so we're gonna go fly around again I'm gonna ask them to look again just to make sure he's like so just be a couple of minutes So we made this big turn and we go down to land again and again We're getting down to like low low though. They pull back up He comes back out. This is what his mother fucker says he says Okay, so they can't tell It was at night. I don't know. We're a small plane. Maybe it's like It's bullshit airport. He goes so they can't tell this is what he says he goes but We don't have enough fuel to get anywhere else So we're gonna go around to third time and this time we're gonna lay in the plane no matter what So I'm looking at him.

1:44:45I immediately just crying. I'm like not not crying like oh, but like I'm just whirling up with tears I'm going to die my biggest one of my biggest fears is dying in a plan crash I just I don't even like to think about it because I don't even want to put out there And I'm like oh my fucking god and I'm like look at that and and I'm like what's gonna happen? And he goes in all seriousness. He goes don't worry If the wheel doesn't come down or if it doesn't isn't down the wing will act like a wheel That's what he said to us because the wing is made to like kind of act like a wheel It didn't give me any comfort in the moment.

1:45:17It does it slows down the plane Yeah, but we're still yes, spinning out and sparks flying. It's a little plane. You know, no good Yeah, and um oh actually know that was the not at night time was the It was the same exact trip there and back the night time trip We were it was like a storm and we flying all of it This was the daytime because they had fire trucks and ambulances lining on Learned the thing because by the time the third time we went out and they were there so they were they were with the waiting So that's another scary thing. I actually took out my phone and I wrote a text to my entire family I have I saved text.

1:45:49I'm just like there's a problem with the wheel. I don't know exactly what's gonna happen I'm literally like my love you Send that okay now like as you hit I I literally wrote it in front as I was crying I wrote it in full as I was crying and I had it open with my hand Right on the thing oh fuck so I was just gonna wait and if it's if it just I felt like you just hit it I have I have the text and I see oh my god and um my friend such a fucking asshole like I'm I'm nervous Everyone's really nervous, but I think I'm shown at the most My buddy's a nutcase so he looks at me and he goes And he's like he's trying to calm me down, you know, I don't know and we're coming and he goes just calm down calm down And I'm like, I go just relax and then starts going And starts singing fucking the bomb and you know it breaks the tension everything and I'm like dude And I'm crying and laughing so hard because when you're in that heightened state of emotion Who I'm laughing as hard as I'm crying like now now.

1:46:42I'm like I don't I can't even I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe I can't don't stop doing it because I need to be focused right now on the end of my possible life And you know, I'm and I'm holding my thinking I'm laughing. I'm crying and then he was hold on let me call my wife And he was hello baby because the big popper like in dog rich vows So he goes hello baby and I am literally can't breathe and I'm I'm holding my stuff. He's like will uh what And then I'm just like dude. I'm begging him. Please stop. I'm like laughing crying. Please stop joke And um and then we went to land and the fact the wheel was out the wheel was out man man Man we got out of the we got out of the out of the plane And everybody was like in good spirits and I was still in that place and the fireman came over The first thing that happened was the back of the fire guy opened the door and looked at his oh shit He goes got can I get a picture Can we get out of the plane and it's the four of us at him take a picture I have the picture and I was smiling.

1:47:42I'm on the unlike this just pale white just not no smile. I'm just like oh no Yeah, like I I couldn't even turn it on for the picture. Oh, no It was my biggest fear coming true like you know like you go there you you you literally go there That's what I was saying is like I I was thinking this Could be how I die right now and I Oh man it where it takes you is nuts in your head. Have you seen this new plane that they've developed that doesn't have wings And it's gonna be able to fly To London from New York City like super quick like way way faster like less than half the UFL it looks like a spaceship man and apparently it's got Because it doesn't have a traditional shape.

1:48:24There's a lot more room inside of it. So it's fucking huge What yeah, what's the technology? I don't know. I was just looking at some article about it and it's a It's a new supersonic craft that looks like Instead of like when it looks like a like a giant arrowhead or something. Okay, it doesn't look like a regular plane like that's what Oh, like that That's it right there. Oh, that's on it. Oh, so this you fly from New York in 3 .5 hours in this new supersonic jet Can I see what the images look like? Oh, so this is gonna be commercially market. I thought it was like military that one seems like it that seemed like a military jet The one that I saw looked like that thing that's it.

1:49:02That's it 90 minutes and look at that fucking thing That's ridiculous. Look at that thing It looks like a train. It's the same thing. Yeah, okay, it looks like That's just a view from the top so you can see it doesn't have like a regular wing. It just has this crazy immense space in the back and you're gonna you're gonna have room to like stretch out Those just stuff it with humans But probably not because it's probably gonna be super expensive. It's only got room for one person that can't be the same thing The passenger one. It's an expensive ticket There was talking about one that could seat passenger It's this commercial routes, but hmm There's like one dude This one No, but I think there's one that they were working on maybe I'm conflating two different stories But there's one jet that they're working on that is not does not have wings And they were talking about It being able to have more space inside of it because of that Who's who's going on that like who's going like once it's like approved is a the first flight The first commercial flight there it is that's it.

1:50:04That's the thing look at that fucking thing That's crazy. Look at that thing that looks like a UFO wingless supersonic jet could transport pastures from London to New York and less than five hours What I don't know it's like six hours That's the hour faster, but you get to fly in a spaceship. That's not fast at all an hour faster That's crazy, but it's supersonic and it doesn't fit in the airport Look at this like an early a flight row how dope is that look spate futuristic spaceship like aircraft capable of transporting back in a bowl Transporting 300 passengers at speeds of up to 1 ,150 miles an hour That's yeah, that's like double the speed of a regular jet Even more right a little bit more.

1:50:47Yeah, look how dope it looks though Yeah Bedrooms bathroom suite. Yeah, see so the inside of it is so different because it doesn't have that tube that it's got like space Yeah, but how are we how are we commercializing that like that cabin is gonna be comfortable? I don't know you're not gonna feel 1100 miles an hour. I guess not. I mean we don't feel 5600 Well once you're up once you're up and moving would you feel as the resistance of like getting off the ground right? Yeah, like this pole and then once you level out in you know, whatever the the the height that you're gonna achieve is whatever the altitude is It doesn't feel like you're moving at all.

1:51:25Yes, and you're going 500 miles an hour made by a designer It's just it's a concept. I don't know. It's just like a private rooms for two travelers with a bedroom living room And an in -sweet shower room in the living room fine leather double seat sofa complete with dining tables A 32 inch flat screen TV noise canceling headsets a comfortable double bed A full -height shower vanity unit bathrooms and an in -flight chef at your service. I got to I got to tell you the flat screen TV It really it really gets more credit than it is. They did but that's a jet that goes 1200 miles an hour That has a it's a home all in the air that goes 1200 miles an hour I don't like it boasts a 32 inch flat screen TV.

1:52:05Well, there's a lot of time. You saw a screen. What was a bubble? What when did was? Can we stop saying flat screen? But it's like what are you it's like the thing is who is it for who who can purchase that ticket and you like One of the things I'm dangling in front of you is a 32 inch flat screen television It says right here nobody has shown interest in building the sky OV Evo yet, but Oscar said he is offering his expertise to engineers helping them in other projects So this is just an idea Bro, you can use get a hold of them Saudi Arabian dudes That's who that's it though guys with all that loot that's it.

1:52:37They might go hey How much to fix this make it work. Yeah, how much I like a guy who's like and they like how much is like all right It's two billion. He's like all right You throw one of the 32 inch flat screen you got to do I want a bathroom. Okay, I can't do it. I can't do it make sure I get it. My hands are tied my hand All right, let me go talk to my manager Let me go talk to my manager Hey, but it's December to remember and you got it, you know, yeah, it's our fucking. Yeah, I tell you what it's the end of the month The sales push he's gonna let it go To give you the flat screen with your fucking space.

1:53:12Yeah, Saudi wife walks outside our house on Christmas Is one of the driver with a bowl on it? Yeah, they probably like this TV's bullshit. Look how small look at the revolution This get through I Want a big one 32 inch Just say flat screen that is not that big. Yeah, why not just say why not put it's 85 there's like a hundred even flat screen Why say that? Yeah, then everybody know Can you pull the other and then you say hey your car comes with four round tires? Oh, yeah, oh it's a flat screen around tires. Right. Hey, um, what kind of tires you have? Everybody have round tires? Why do they keep calling them round tires?

1:53:50Another super fun flight thing would be a 12 rows of 33 people each imagine being in the middle. Oh god If you have to piss oh my god, you didn't get a bedroom seat. Oh my god. What are the other things they boasted about? Oh A shower a TV 32 inch flat screen TV noise cancelling headsets You can't see the other people in the poor section scream Double seat sofa what imagine someone fucking going ballistic while you're going a thousand miles an hour because people go ballistic on planes now It's kind of a new thing. Yeah, they go crazy see aliens. They start screaming. They're gonna take the plane out like it happens It seems like once a month.

1:54:26There's some new video of some guy going bonkers some guy just replace clothes close off and run up The aisle said the land. I just saw that oh God just imagine the the fear that you would have if you were on a plane and you saw some guy going bonkers, you know like God damn it The anxiety you'd have like fuck yeah as soon as you as soon as you hear it start you're like No, what's this gonna be what is gonna be what if it's like a new disease? What if it's like that? Did you ever see that movie 28 days later? Yeah, when they shot the chimps up with this thing called rage? Yeah, rage Chimps gets out and gets and gets that dude and then the fucking that was like was that the first zombie movie that were like they were like super fast Yeah, that was like silly Murphy.

1:55:08Yeah, that in my opinion is the best zombie movie. I saw that two days in a row Fuck that's one of like five movies. I seen two days in a row the second one's good too. I did I would I didn't I went to it Opening next I was like this is amazing, and I didn't like it as much Well, the first one was so revolutionary You know, it was just and it was a different concept like a man created zombie virus that just infects everyone Immediately instantly turns you into a fucking monster. Yeah, but the thing is that that virus is kind of like what rabies is Right rabies isn't as effective because it doesn't turn you into a screaming running maniac trying to bite people But the reason why animals with rabies bite you they're they have no fear of you They bite you to give you rabies.

1:55:53They're trying to give it to you Really? Yeah, you're saying that something in the composition of rabies. Yes, it lists. It's the need yes to pass it on 100 % How does that how does how does how does I don't like to compute that there's a lot of examples in nature of viruses and parasites tricking Organisms into doing things that are not in their best interest and I think a virus could easily find a way to hijack The way an animal's mind works and to force it to be aggressive if it wanted to be transmitted a lot This the only reason why I would make sense that they would want to be because if they're so aggressive They could brisk death like an animal being recklessly aggressive is not good for its longevity, right?

1:56:42Because you could be a recklessly aggressive with a wolf for something that could kill you and you run up on it Just eats you but if you could bite it first Then you can give it rabies right and then that thing's gonna bite a bunch of other things Especially it's big enough to kill you now can bite everything like there was a bunch of travelers that went across the country Like during the Lewis and Clark expedition a couple of them. I believe got rabies I think more than one of them got rabies. See if you find that what's it's not it's not it's just everybody it's not now I know they have rabies shop, but let's it on without the shot is that fuck certain death no Yeah, it's like it's like 99 point something percent certain death There's a few people that have survived now they're figured out a way to put people in the medically induced comas and The problem is this is obviously coming from someone knows know what the fuck they're talking about But what I understand is it's a very very old virus And a dangerous one because what what it does is it works faster than your immune system can fight it off And so you immune system is fighting off rabies, but it can't win rabies just is just it just hijacks everything and makes its way through And by putting someone in a medically induced coma They've found a way to reach equilibrium where the resources of the person's body or not being required anymore in the immune system can fight off the rabies And with medication they were able to do it But they also like can get you if you just got bit yeah, how much time do you have like very little time?

1:58:12Oh really hours oh, you gotta get to the hospital I don't know where could it and they'll test and they'll hopefully they'll if you have the animal that killed you They want to test the animal, but they'll give you these shots that are apparently like brutally painful. I think they go into your stomach Like would it what did I ask you to google right before that? This is the listen Clark thing by haven't I didn't see that some of them now digging up like maybe it's another traveler But the Lewis and Clark thing you didn't hear about a guy getting rabies didn't see anything with that I might have been another one of them dudes making it across the country stories Which I've read a lot of they're fucking terrifying Those days were terrifying, but it's just like a virus like that that wants to be transmitted and Tricks that the animal to being aggressive That's one of the weird things about viruses.

1:59:01They're so sneaky and how they evolve Yeah, like these new COVID strains they realize the best thing to do is be like super transmissible, but not that bad Right where you stay alive right right right you don't kill the host, you know and Like there's so many instances in nature of things like tricking things and doing stuff You know like parasites that take over an animal's body force it to do stuff. Yeah Bleak it's weird the weirdest one is we were talking about the other day grasshoppers to get this aquatic worm This aquatic worm climbs inside of it hijacks his brain and when it's ready to give birth tricks the grasshopper into drowning itself So that it could be born So it just takes over the grasshoppers brain and then leaps into the fucking water So it can be born and so the grasshopper just drowns and it just How the grasshopper yeah, that's wild tricks it into committing suicide What the evolution of that exactly exactly like how the fuck yeah, and how is it so common?

2:00:07It's so insanely common apparently that's wild. Yeah, that's fucking my mind So grasshoppers like they have a number one look off of this fucking thing I think they just have it I think a lot of them have it. I think they've done studies on grasshoppers And I think they've done this on praying mantises too, but a lot of them have these worms in their bodies How often you see a grasshopper all the time you do yeah, well man. I haven't seen one of the years Where you live in? What do you expect? I know but you gotta go where grasshoppers live. They don't come visit. But where do they live? Is it just grass?

2:00:43I mean, they live in open fields. I mean like I I encounter grass you know what I mean? Yeah, but you're gonna see one in neighborhood No, that's what I've seen them in the past. I haven't been Yes, there's probably a few I bet you I've seen less than 10 grasshoppers in front of my face in my life Wow, yeah, that's crazy. No, I've seen a lot of them To pray mantises you mentioned that days Dave. I don't like them at all They freak me the fight I want all was getting gas and there was one on the right on the thing And I was a road trip my friends were going to DC and it was like in the middle of the night And I'm getting gas my friend.

2:01:15It was back in the days when they had the handhold camcorders And we're like, oh look at that thing and I'm like dude just like I'm just like right here And he goes kid take the take the camcorder. I'm gonna get the gas. I'm filming the thing And it just turns and lunges at me and I literally looks like That fucking like what's that movie that tailion? No, no the movie with the starship true The person standing in the corner. It was like that horror movie that like a handheld camera. Oh Blair What? Which because We watch the footage you just hear me go Like my voice got so high and then the camera just drops and it just goes to like to static You see it lunge at me first Yeah, we're lucky there little huh.

2:01:53Why do they rip? What is that about the ripping of the head off? What do you mean the praying mantis the female rips the male's head off after they have sex? What she's just a bitch is that it's that's a lot of it a lot of it in the insect community Is that true right? Yeah, the one of the worst ones is ants some ants will take the male and The females will take the male and cut all of his legs off and just drag them to the colony Yeah, it's got his legs up on when this is like a history of rabies And I got to this part of the hair of the dog What is that and work your way back to get this how they used to treat rabies before they understood what the fuck it was oh is that what that reference is from here?

2:02:30It was recommended to salt and eat the flesh of the offending dog Oh my god Another strategy included drowning a puppy of the same sex as the dog who had bitten the person and having a human victim Eat the liver raw I lost what we're talking about rabies rabies how to get rid of it because they had no idea They knew that I was coming from canines they kind of got that so then you locate a puppy and just kill it What year was this Jamie this it doesn't say because it says we're the 1982 We're in the middle of like Romans good the Greeks Wow Wonder if the dog thing worked like if you get some of the rabies virus through cooked meat Burning hair picked from the tail of the dog and inserting the ashes into the wound What whoa this treatment lives on today in a name and spirit with the hair of the dog whoa Hangover cures which calls for alleviating blood and alcohol and do symptoms with more alcohol consumption Relatively shit.

2:03:31That's what the hair of the dog comes from that's wild. That's crazy That work what he got assaulted Effort taste he's like look at you look shit you get bit do me a favor you got to just bite that thing eat it Put some salt on it for taste, but you got to get in here. You got a salt up the meat Who do you think you want salt on you like it would you know it's like But it's probably how they preserve it or something maybe I mean maybe they thought like salt is gonna kill salt it I mean that's how they preserved stuff yeah back then they'd cover meat with salt They'd cover everything like they had wars were over salt like salt was a little like really important and now they do it for free Yeah, imagine being someone from the salt war days.

2:04:12It's all like the most. Yeah, it's going to do a restaurant You got a whole chicken simply died for you fucking the scene. Well, you just twist it whenever you want Who the fuck is salt That guy was this fucking asshole. What is he doing the dog? Can imagine how they would freak out and took them to salt bay like what the fuck are you doing Especially to get the steak cup in in gold like you fucking asshole. I love I've sold okay get salt salt They get spitting. Ah, let me villageers. I have slaughtered to get that much gold. Yeah, fuckers wrong. Do you animal? That's it. They lost the thread on how they got it.

2:04:51This guy wrote a book early 19th century on causes Oh, it's interesting one when you get to like the fourth cause it says what the Bite of a Wrapped Animal was named first It was picked is quickly followed up by a cold night air Eating beach nuts of fall and the involuntary association of ideas Can I have some more of the weed that we were smoking just cuz I need to understand that yeah, yeah I don't know what that means this guy was smart and bright for his times It's like just proof that they didn't know what rabies So you don't know what it means either involuntary association of ideas can cause rabies Yeah, to give this guy credit he is the I think one of the first people to accurately describe it as a disease of a nervous system as a Post a bloodborne.

2:05:39What do you think that means an involuntary association of ideas? What does that mean if not just life? Involuntary association like someone can get some wild ideas in your head and those can cause rabies Is that what it means No, I'll take my rabies and see if anything comes up. Did you want me this? I just that seems so it seems so ridiculous I didn't I didn't really understand what the sentence meant. What does that mean? Clinical features of rabies patients with abnormal sexual behaviors as the presenting manifestations abnormal sexual so the rabies wants to be transmitted sexually Yeah, what does have normal sexual behavior mean?

2:06:2532 -year -old man with frequent ejaculation as the initial symptom of rabies was first reported Wow, I guess I fucking can't stop. Wow, chop. That's a lot of guys with rabies then Then a literature review was conducted using databases including CNK i Sinomed VIP Wang Fang data science direct Proquest ovid and pub med in addition to our case 54 other rabies cases with abnormal sexual behaviors are the presenting manifestations Have her reported since 1970 among 55 cases 51 were male durer. Wow and three were female Unknown gender for one case. Oh god With even back then with ages ranging from six to 71 years.

2:07:12Wow all cases were reported in developing countries 46 in China dog bites with a major source of infection and extremities were the main exposure sites Wow That's crazy 83 % 83 .6 % cases had abnormal sexual behaviors as the initial symptoms the major presenting manifestations were What does that word prepsi prepsi? I mean prepsi Am I reading this right You get bit by a dog in China and you just started jackdiving and recombin Rare condition a prolonged erection of the penis. That's right the full or partial erection Continues hours behind it. Is it caused by sexual stimulation? So that's what this is.

2:07:57This is like There's so wild and randy That they have a constant hard on and ejaculation in males and hyper sexuality and females all cases were clinically diagnosed based on medical history and clinical manifestations Given no standardized post exposure prophylaxis all cases died With the survival time between one and 15 days. Yeah, most people who get rabies die. Do you think that that jizz had rabies in it? Like a you can make a story more fun. All right, let me take out the rabie part of it right just you catch that You get something where you you have that disease you have the heart on you can't get rid of you just keep ejaculating ejaculating is fun How long before it's not like is it like in 20 minutes?

2:08:39You don't like it anymore a couple days like like if you're if you're just Conflict feeling the feeling of client of ejaculation is it like can you perform your regular tasks? It's another level of health just like that fucking head getting sewn back on the body. It's how right? Confess a hard like in 20 minutes 20 minutes is not your sausage. You just keep coming 21 minutes. I can't take this any. Yeah, I imagine like never not being horny. That'll be hell Was this guy he's got it has a hundred orgasms a day Oh, well there you go Yeah, and zero friends I said knowing I said he was all that is he's having a blasts faking it He's got rabies.

2:09:19He's faking it He's not nobody comes that hard after 199 is a hundred orgasms day. That's a hundredth one. He's like He's like I'm sorry baby No way if you've ever gizzed more than three times in a day the third one is dust Third was his Third was just a promise of future gizz. So that's 97 blanks. All right That's crazy is that this person was came out as transgender and suffers from persistent genital arousal syndrome Is that the thing And what's is there you Yeah, but I mean prove it bitch. You get your pants on that's an h on there from being honest. Yeah, it's an h I want I want you to really show us we're just gonna give you and keep you in an aquarium It really show us that you're always hard and this isn't just an act for attention.

2:10:09Yeah, you might be kooky He always got to throw that in but anytime you add some gender thing into like any kind of possibility of someone being kooky Everybody. Oh, well, I can't do that. Yeah, it's genders and you surfs it. Yeah, gender just like who wipes the sweet clean. Yeah What a time what a time salvathor what a time I I can't imagine I can't imagine that so good. Let's say he does have it. What is his life for real? It's just nothing all time constant nothing, but but he's had enough time to call the news Shining like I'm come watch me come. Yeah, he's a freak guys a freak. It's just like 30 for time with the day Oh, I mean you have to document these things if you're a journalist otherwise.

2:10:52What are you doing right why are you there? But so he can he not work can he not be in a relationship can you I can't work any money? What did you see money from the government? I can't stop coming home coming out. I'm coming in does he go to Easter with the family like what is he? Oh my god. It's really he's really sitting there just orgasm Is that real? When was last time you bet over like that? He came for the 80th time of the day This is no dehydrated. Yeah kids fun. I mean while he's losing weight like a pro wrestler Space was purple That's got to be I mean the whole things not pressure you're spending too much time on this.

2:11:26Yes. I think he's full shit I'm just guessing I mean look you've really does suffer from that you got imagined like imagine several I know and believes you you're right. I have to take it back and I apologize Because you got to imagine some people are definitely more near than other people some people are actually asexual They're like you can keep it sure. I don't want it. K bit back to our our rabies case It says that this happened to someone up to 40 or 50 times a day by the fourth day. Oh my god 32 year old Chinese men began to have frequent ejaculations. How are they coming out, buddy? They just shoot now are you touching your dick like what does that mean?

2:12:05Frequent ejaculations sound like you're passing the buck. Do you ever help one along? We're all so long Be not in all hands free. Where do you watch fucking zoom monkey? He's like 45 or hands free five We're him. Oh wow. This is the chimps at the zoo just jack it off and find Any touch Any touch When frequent ejaculations increased to 40 to 50 times on the morning of day four the patient went to a local clinic He's like 50 times a day this dude was nut and he's like maybe I need to get this look that Traditional Chinese medicine for the treatment of imbalance of Yin and Yang you're telling me I mean are we right?

2:12:49However, a symptomatic treatment to rebalance the Yin and Yang had no effect crazy In the same afternoon, he was sent to the community hospital Beijing with the following symptoms headache Dizzy Nostanasia Malay's fever of 39 degrees Celsius irritability Taki Frazier speech difficulty hypervastillation hyper salivation He was subsequently transferred to a territory territory Was that word tertiary tertiary hospital third hospital sorry In Beijing for further diagnosis and treatment, but the etiology remained unidentified at around 10 pm a day four patient was sent to infectious disease department of peaking University third hospital and is transferred to emergency department due to tachycardia and dysphemia His complaints included high penis sensitivity painful erections and ejaculations 40 times a day triggered by any touch or ejaculations without erection and release of the semen as well as headaches nausea chest conjection and fever There's no significant improvement after fluid infusion symptomatic treatment other support therapies No, this is how we're all going to die south What's gonna happen?

2:14:01Someone's gonna hear about this and go okay, so what you're saying is a little rabies is really good What we need is an inert form of raises what we need is a rabies vaccine that gives you just Rock hard boners. Yeah for guys who like to party, you know when I went blue shoes not enough Yeah, when you just want to be a different thing than a person and you also don't want rabies. Yeah Well, we've got the imagine if like every guy starts doing it Just like how many women have fake boobs now quite a few would it like most guys? It'll be like baseball. I want to get everyone's got to do it if you want to compete you got to get the rabie shot Did you get your rabie shot?

2:14:40You're 16 you can get a rabie shot 16 Dole listen to those Robert Kennedy Juni pussy. This is some fucking side effects. Get your rabie shot Get your fucking dick on You imagine if like something switched We can do it. I mean, well if you think of animals so like tigers Tigers can breed 50 times a day When a female tigers and he the tiger just keeps fucking they they they fuck to the It's literally that way easy tiger comes from I don't know what that term is. They're easy tiger. Oh no We just found out that maybe you might be right maybe But that's for a short period of time when the females in season.

2:15:17Okay, if she's not an estrus he won't do that But if a person has sex for fun Like if a person could be as horny as a tiger all the time What a terrifying world we would live in someone's working on that That's what I'm worried about like if someone just sit look There's certain medications that get created that are essentially performance enhancing medications that you can prescribe to people For stuff You know like when they first I think this is true Pro -vigil I think the initial Idea behind check to see if this is true. I think the initial idea behind it was using it as a performance enhancing substance But then they couldn't do that because you can't just prescribe something to help people's before you have to have a sickness And so they went with I think it was insomnia No, not insomnia.

2:16:09What's the other one we just pass out Oh, we faint. What's that one Jamie? We just Narcolepsy I think they use it for narcolepsy And if you ever taken Pro -vigil or new vigil it's it's a weird chemical and I think Tim Ferris when he wrote one of his books He decided to not put it in there because he was worried that people would just eat it like candy if they knew how effective it was really Yeah, and he but he and a lot of people were of the opinion There's no such things a biological free lunch There's no such thing as one thing that turns on that much of your brain That's probably not doing something that we don't know about yet You know you could be like fucking something up long term like who knows?

2:16:51Let's get some studies done Yeah, but I've taken it before on trips like if I had to go somewhere like say if I had to draw like if I did a gig in San Diego And I had to drive back home to LA the gig's done at like midnight You know we grab our shit we throw it in the car and it's two hours of driving Yeah, and if you're fucking tired at like one in the morning if your head starts nodding out if I take one of those No worries no sleep not happening. But not not speedy. That's what's weird really yeah No, no doesn't increase your heart rate. It doesn't make you like a Blabbermouth you can't shut the fuck up.

2:17:22It's not like that. Yeah, it's like a weird sort of like Like the idea of being sleepy just gets erased is it crash is it crash? That's the problem. That's why I think Tim Ferriss was worried about putting in the book It doesn't seem to have much of a crash really I didn't I didn't feel it. I mean everybody's different. Did you sleep when you get home? Yeah, yeah, slapped you also slept Yeah, I want to I went to bed when I got home Which is like two ish 230 ish whatever took us to drop back drop everybody off. But I think I was like Maybe a half an hour later. I was asleep. Wow. Yeah, it didn't stop me from sleeping But it stopped me from falling asleep at the wheel or being drowsy at the wheel You know those moments where the fucking road just starts hypnotizing you have the white lines Yeah, it's like oh, no, and you're literally like what am I gonna do like I'm I we're gonna pull over on my I'm gonna push through this it happens a lot for us I think I'm driving a lot on the road all the time my manager Jeff He gave me the best advice.

2:18:20Yeah, it's the best advice. I do it every time I know I have to drive it I'm tired you get ice cold water and a rag like a bat like like washcloth sure That's the best if you have ice in the washcloth That's the best and a little bit of water and put it just get a little tougher Worth thing of ice and water and a washcloth and when you feel tired you just take that washcloth You rub your face real quick. It goes away really Goes away and then five minutes later you might need it again, but you got it right there you rub it in your face Goes away. What happens if you don't like it gets You need the ice is the factor.

2:18:54Yeah, and it's cold water. Yeah, the cold water wakes your face right up It works it just stimulates it does whatever it has to do just to snap you out of this cycle of droning and just people false Can I went to high school with fell asleep on the wheel died it happens me too Actually, my friend Tommy had an accident where he blacked out behind the wheel crashes car Yeah, I think about this often now because my parents they live in a different state And it's like of only like 75 minutes away, but they come to visit me and then when they like you know We both visit each other and then they go home and I'm like I'm just getting there Yeah, recently my mom told me she's like I I don't want it.

2:19:30I have to get a Coca -Cola something because I get sometimes I start to fall asleep and like what? I'm like, don't don't don't make the drive Yeah, don't be all right I'm like, but you don't know that you will like I couldn't believe she told me that like she sometimes like does a little it It's like mom Jesus, you know, so she's like all right So now it's like I don't know if we get to that point where it's like limited that she can't come to me anymore I'm gonna get her a Tesla. Yeah, put that bitch on the pilot She's like 70 like four she asked me for a mountain bike If it's Christmas, so here does it enhances coq cognition to The drug manafidol was developed to treat narcolepsy kind of excessive sleeping But it's widely used off license as a smart drug to promote cognitive enhancement where quality such as alertness and concentration Are desired to assist someone with for example exam preparation?

2:20:18I bet they give that shit to fighter pilots too Do you imagine I Need a laser. I mean the focus that's required is like on like on humanly They don't I don't think they think about laws like whatever the fuck is the best thing for them Yeah, give them that what are we stupid? Someone's written down on paper. You can't give them that give him with a fuck. He wants right he's flying Oh god damn fighter jet. Yeah, you want those dude tune the fucking you don't want him sober You want him on whatever adder all whatever whatever the fucking mixture is That stuff and adder all together just like Discipline pump them up.

2:20:55Yeah discipline fighter jet pilot with a little bit of adder all a little bit of that stuff Just locked and fucking loaded just in there you don't want any distractions. You want hyper focus It's your ass. What do you think a phytopilot's like regimen? Do you think there's like they keep a certain regimen or something? They're very fit at least the blue angels are I flew with the blue angels ones And the dude that flew with me was jacked he was fucking and he was telling me that You really need to be physically strong to over because they don't wear a g suit They just use this method called hooking to like you go like this hook hook hook So as the g's here hitting you you're forcing blood into your brain Just take your inches.

2:21:38Yeah, and you you have to be strong to do it So like you go where the blue angels are there weights all over the fucking place These guys are always working out. I'm thinking cognizant. What about cognizant? You have to be a fucking genius, but they have to have a routine though where they they keep themselves sharp Right, I mean like that's part of probably their daily lifestyle. I'm sure I'm sure there's constant assessments. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I'm sure I'm sure there's probably like a lot of drug testing This probably making sure you're getting sleep. I mean, they're putting you at the helm of something that caught one of those things cost Like what is a what is an f a 18 cost?

2:22:12Yeah, let's take a guess Is it a hundred million dollars? What do one of those things cost? 300 million what is like our top fully loaded? What's our top of the food chain jet right now Like what's the best jet the Americans have Because the one I flew in I believe was an f a 18 with the blue angels. It was since it's insane. Yeah, it's insane They wanted to put us in one of those and I didn't do it going through the fucking canyon slide He's like We're gonna couple hundred feet off the ground Yeah, I did throw up we put the guy in the show on one and he went and he went out and he had to do all the stuff And they say this is what's gonna happen You're probably gonna get nauseous and throw up and black out and you know and and that's exactly what happened And we had all the cameras in it and when he got back we couldn't see it like we couldn't see him So he just took off of the thing and there was cameras in there and then when he came back We're gonna just be like how to go because we and he came back.

2:23:06He got the thing opened. He looked like Absolutely horrified ill Sick like trump traumatic. He threw up. He passed out. He woke up. He threw up. He passed out He came out. He was crying and he goes that wasn't because the guy was just like merciful with him Yeah, and he was like it's not funny. I'm not we shouldn't be not even gonna put out air. Did they teach him how to like He is conscious. I mean they teach him how to do the hooking. Yeah, we there. He got a little he got the briefing You know, I got it through so hard part and then I got cocky and another part and I didn't do it quick enough and I blacked out The part that I blacked out in was way less g's the part that I didn't black out was like seven g's Which was crazy and then I think the one I blacked out was like four or four and a half I blacked out I just didn't a hook in time.

2:23:54I just wasn't sure if I should be doing it now like when to do it Yeah, and the pilot when you hear the pilot hooking that's what's really scary. I hear him going Hoots hoots. I'm like oh shaddy's blacking out too. I keep experiencing when I'm experiencing yeah What happens if he doesn't the hoots don't work? What are he's gonna work? Yeah, those fucking dudes who took those dudes are American yeah, if you want you want the rest of the world to be worried about America You want to be worried about pilot pilot guys. Yeah real American men. What did you see? They need a fucking pilot to cut Shit What did you see in there?

2:24:27What do you mean like you're sitting in the jet right? I'm those I mean behind him. So I'm sitting Can you see oh yeah, I can see everything you oh you can yeah this fucking glass around you man No, see it up right, but so I'm just think you're just looking into like you can't do you have any sense of Scale like do you are you looking like you don't see anything you're just seeing blue sky? No, no, no You do that too like we did a flip where you do the thing all the way around we did that so but more He's also going through the canyons at low altitude. Oh like in top gun too. Oh, yeah, oh shit.

2:25:00No way did that oh We did that yeah, you was that just let's do it Or did you have to get yourself there to get in that? I mean, I said whatever he wants to do. I'm gonna do that's the thing They do yeah, they take you on this run. They like have a route. They take you I don't trust it Well, these are these are the crazy ones when they fly next to each other like fuck all that yeah But you find in the canyon it's the same mark Smith does that he did that with the thunderbirds. He's a referee for the UFC I Is you have to be an exceptional human being to be able to pilot one of those things I mean you have to be on your fucking peas and cues.

2:25:40Yeah, like superhuman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was that? Jet you were showing us it just lifts up off the ground 35 that's hard top of the food chain I was that we know but within 10 % of the right 109 million Carecraft show a video of that thing that thing is nuts man This thing is nuts watch how this motherfucker takes off first of all looks bad ass You see that thing coming at you like oh, we should assign to treaty That fucking look how it takes off look how it points down at the ground. Yeah, look at its asshole Like a shit on you right now. It asshole talks down on the ground look at that.

2:26:16That's insane dude That is literally insane The asshole talks at the ground and it just lifts up in the sky just looks fake That looks like like the the lunar orbiter getting pulled from the surface of the moon by special effects That's wild look at that thing. Oh, and that's how it lands as well bro. Are you fucking kidding me? That's insane. That's the That's was 10 years ago. So this is oh yeah now now it goes like the speed of light That's invisible the old model. Yeah, that's bullshit. That's like an iPhone If someone pull out an iPhone one today, what the fuck is that? Right like 10 years ago in jets That thing has a something as a cigarette lighter in any academy with all the money that these dudes have to make these fucking things I mean, I guess they're just limited by physics, right?

2:27:09They're just limited by propulsion systems and the metal and the GeForce and the pilot being able to stay conscious Take the pilot out we can do better shit. Oh, 100 % they're addicted. They're gonna do that. You have to they're addicted to this right I would imagine you have to be addicted to I mean, do you what kind of car do you drive? BMW SUV they're nice. That's a nice car like don't you enjoy driving it? Yeah, I do It's enjoyable right if you're listening to BMW. I like to get in a car and I like to go Oh, it feels good to drive. It's enjoyable. Imagine flying that fucking thing. You ever been to a racetrack?

2:27:46Yeah. Oh, yeah I went to the Indy 500 bank turn look at this fucking turn that is so insane It's just so insane that these things can do this That they look at how it just like hovers Like that's a nutty Craft that things nuts. Yeah, it's like It's at it's so agile. It's like a bird. I wonder how long it stays in the sky though. I bet it ain't long I mean, where's all the gas that must be eating gas, you know like I have a a ram truck DRX gets like nine miles to go no Really really yeah, imagine what that gets that's I mean how I mean You just feeling that thing. It's probably gonna. Yeah, I guess take yeah giant gas tank I don't you don't get to eat on that thing.

2:28:29No, right? You get to eat. Yeah I mean you have a reserve tank right probably no I don't know my dad had a reserve tank in his pickup. Yeah, a whole second tank. Oh, that's a dude worried about the future No, this is your proper. That was a dude that got a lease at the right day Oh, yeah, well they do that with a lot of cars because a lot of those pickup trucks people have transport things Over long distances. Yeah, it's just this was like a 4 -dF 150 or whatever. Yeah, 4 -dF 150 is probably the most popular pickup truck in the world Yeah I think it is probably next to the Toyota's Toyota Tacoma might be number one like what's the most popular pickup truck in the world?

2:29:03It's either an F -150 or it's a Tacoma I think my head it's like F -150 is a name I always always always have heard you can't go wrong with it They've been making those things just like Porsche 911s They've been making that same truck from to the beginning of time. Yeah, just making it better every year for the F -150s of this shit They're so durable my dad had him growing up like we had them. They're fucking great Is that the number one 48 years in a row? That's it. That's it. Ford F series most popular truck best selling truck in the US It's been that way for nearly half a century and they fucking deserve it They're amazing trucks.

2:29:39Now that you say it. I think they say that in the commercial all the time They said I said one I just have a Raptor The the most recent version the six cylinder one. It's fucking great. Yeah great truck man. 32 is television No, no flat screen. That's the only thing that sucked I feel like if you're in that plane you need a 60 -inch flat screen. Yeah Like we need to reorganize my room. I want to be in a theater. I'm in the sky on a spaceship I don't know what the bullshit asked thirty thirty two inches is like that big. It should look like cribs That's not that big. Yeah, 32 inches is not big.

2:30:12That's like the first flat screen Do you think I don't know how to count numbers? 32's not big. What is that? 20 ,000 pounds of fuel 20 ,000 pounds of internal fuel has a range of greater than 1 ,200 Newton meters. I don't know. It was about a thousand miles. It says it can fly for like two hours without needing refueling Two hours, but they can refuel it in the air so they can stay up forever Essentially the point is like when they're on the gas though. I bet it really fucking Burns fuel my point is my truck my truck when I'm on the gas. Yeah Oh, it burns fuel. It's a little gauge on the T .R.

2:30:47X. that shows you with if you're running out of gas. Yeah, it shows you what like your gas mileage as you leave it on just cry gallons an hour when using the afterburner. Do I want to see a mid flight refueling? Is that I remember on new Nintendo. Yeah, do you play like original Nintendo? No Top gun on original Nintendo. You had to refuel it was one of the things I'd do in between the To refuel in the air and I was like they really do do that. That's insane. It's insane That's again like those level of human beings that can pilot those things and keep the shit together like this Flying two jets right over each other like that like what and trusting the guy in the bottom to stay still like shot The fuck up man.

2:31:28This is nuts and you got gasoline You're pumping gasoline with your robot dick Into the vagina of this thing look how it clamps up. That's nuts, dude See how it like clamped in place because if it doesn't clamp then you got Gaspray and all your fucking jet engines and are hot as shit I'm more impressed with the the the thing that has the gas in it actually yeah the dick that was made second You know like that's newer technology than the jet itself. It's all nuts, dude I mean just the fact that they have this thing is nuts look at it and it's it's really kind of weird That it takes war for us to make something that's that cool Like that amazing to look like if you're a guy like what a guy's guys love fast cars We love spaceships rocket chips like I know a lot of girls too too.

2:32:17Don't get me wrong, but men Generally design these things like in The ultimate is that and the old you only get that if you go to war. Yeah, you got to kill people to get that yeah The best of the best of the best minds and the best of the best of the best people that can pilot that thing Old driven by war like if Bayes house goes out. I mean Bayes house is like 200 billion dollars because I want a fucking fighter jet man If you sit around with a super hot girlfriend with a shirt on button to the neighborhood So you know what I want? I want a fucking fighter jet. He can't even have a fighter jet.

2:32:51That's bullshit You can have the biggest yacht in the world. Yeah, you can have the most beautiful wife You can have the the fleet of roles Royce's no fighter jet fighter jet is only for people who get to kill people Yeah, that's good. You can you can have a gun. We can let you have a gun right you get to have a rifle You can have a shotgun if you want a short -barrel shotgun you gotta get a Tax damp and you gotta go through the government But if you want a pistol, you know, you can get a pistol, but no no fighter jet fighter jet You can have a tanky there. You can buy one Shut the fuck up. Well, they go that's a whole bullshit one.

2:33:26That's only 79 grand You know why it's only 79 grand because it's only gonna last for one flight kind of real flame I'm like I didn't have a you buy them. Yeah. Oh my god. That's a jet now Million dollars, but you know how to buy that new one what well Right if you talk to Lockheed and you have enough money Do you think they would sell you one of those jets? Do you think I'm putting this in jet Bayes was zero right now? They probably have a contract with the government to not sell them the same stuff that they're selling the government But they might be able to make you a slightly good. So these are like 1990 ones scroll up a little bit that one was like a little above that 1992 But that's a propeller think of the market that you're selling to like look at that one.

2:34:07That was like a jet. I don't know But no one's buying that unless they're a pilot right? I mean or so how small How small is a demographic that could possibly buy? I believe you could buy these now they have to be unarmed right they have to have taken well helicopter stuff Oh my god you buy a black rock how much really how much the buy -out to call for it's a premium listing call for price They don't list it translate this into rubles. They don't listen like listen to price days gonna shock me Yeah 110 grand hello. I am calling from Illinois. I seek to buy On the open up. I want to know for sure how much for just my children love black walk down I thought the fun thing Buy a black rock.

2:34:55Okay, you buy a 92 jet for three million dollars three million two hundred thousand dollars in redondo Beach California. Hey look it's got dope camo on it too. I give you gonna fight smurfs you can blend in with them How inferior do you think that model is to a current model? Oh, it has to be crazy inferior But still insanely cool, but do you think it you actually get those missiles? No, I want a missile What was that? I'll talk to a project to talk my manager Did you see you ever see that uh the Netflix thing it was project Odessa right Where uh this fucking dude was a drug runner and he bought a sub from the Russians and they asked him if you wanted to buy nuclear missiles too Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and this is like at the fall of the Soviet Union right right right and did he I don't think he did no It was the Netflix.

2:35:41Yes, I watch a lot of stuff high and I think it rings a bell. Yeah, yeah Operation Odessa Fucking amazing That's the sub they sold them a sub Crazy That's crazy But the the documentary is amazing because it's all real, but it seems like a plot of like a guy richy moves It's so nuts. It's so nuts. A sub that's even I wonder you know what I wonder if a sub Like can almost go on order like do you how what level of pilot do you have to be to drive a sub you think of It's a good question. It's probably really hard because you have to do all by instrumentation right because like what do you you Imagine terrifying must be if you're in a place that you know there's rocks under the water And you're drived around with this tube compressed by a thousand feet of water So it's hoping you know bang into something.

2:36:32Yeah, hoping you're all your fucking sensors work correctly. Yeah Down there I wouldn't get in one what the fuck dude But I mean like actually like actually piloting it. I know that's a reading instrumentation So that's a lot of stuff, but like I wonder what it's actually like to like is he just like oh I'm just back you know, like I would imagine just like this and now they must have so many Such a sophisticated sensors. You know the big theory about all this stuff is that We have sensors in the ocean and they're they're all over the place and that our government and our military Set them up there and that they knew when that That submarine with all those rich people Prast and imploded they knew that when that happened they knew exactly when that happened So all that shit about still looking for the people it was all bullshit.

2:37:20Oh, wow They knew those people were dead But then so then they they released the fact that they had recorded this explosion that happened in the same area Oh, this fear did you know that but the the real conspiracy is they don't think that they have those things under the water to detect submarines That they have those things under the water for UFOs and that a lot of the Deactivity that we're seeing with all this UFO UAP stuff as things that are coming in and out of the water That's why they're always near the water. I have not heard that. Yeah, that's the wildest one You know like what the government's underwater searching like they they have like a imagine there's a top secret program That's setting up these underwater Detection systems and listening systems and and videotaping things because things are going in and out of the ocean I see you have to figure out like where's their insertion point where can we set up And then just like setting up these monitoring stations try to figure out what the fuck is going on down there There's a place we can't even go and there's a whole little village in these motherfuckers Spaceship shooting out of the bottom of the ocean and half into the sky I have enough Problems on my mind already.

2:38:34I don't need this one. I mean if they wanted to hide and play inside That's the place to do it hide right in the ocean. Have you watched a sugar? What sugar? It's a new show called Farrell on uh like Apple TV. Oh, I saw the preview of that the other day is a good Yeah, it's I've been watching it and it's like I didn't know where it was going and then it takes a real sharp turn and what you kind of thought You were watching you You realized that maybe you weren't it's like I can give it away, but yeah, I was gonna say if you get it You're fucked it up now. I'm gonna be looking for that sharp turn.

2:39:06Yeah, you'll never see it though. So don't okay good Awesome my memory shit Yeah, don't even I was saying what we talk like what we talk Don't serve rabies you think that alien that they those that alien matter they cop to like a few months back is is real Because back then I thought it was not people saying it's bullshit. What do you mean? What do you mean? When they felt they they that alien like they showed the alien that they found. Oh, what is this one? Did I miss this one? The government came out and said that they we they literally made a statement saying we have alien matter but like matter like actual What crushed that about biologics.

2:39:43I think it's what he's gonna. Oh You talking about the whistle blower who got in front of was it congress? Yeah, he got in front of yeah See Those things are interesting because it's all just talk until they could show you something but they showed something Didn't they know there's no bodies Maybe they have something around the same time than that story hit of the Don't excuse me not only the Vegas. Yeah, the biggest story, but like the Mexican mummy that they had that was like that little tiny Yeah, but that was bullshit. I know I'm saying they don't like the news. Yeah Is the Vegas story the backyard with the kid calls things I'm staring at something they get frozen like in his place Yeah, there's like some image in the backyard that you can see on film that they've run through like CGI and The try to figure out whether or not it's fake run through AI rather and they don't think it's fake But doesn't mean that it's not like a dude in a costume or something You're just you're just hanging out your backyard and the aliens just happen to land there real quick and take off that one him I was following up for days and they didn't like follow up with them Well the families probably undocumented because it seems like they some of them at least are Probably not documented they weren't speaking English.

2:40:55Yeah, right wasn't that the case? No, I mean the kid was because he called 911 They should they play the call am I thinking of the same one But was there a bunch of people that were speaking Spanish? A different body cams Maybe they don't want don't want the attention because then people were showing up at their house Maybe they really legitimately did see it and they got freaked out Who fucking knows man, but if like individual things that happen like that if it did happen nobody would fucking believe you Just like a ghost story like if there was all sudden if you went out to let your dog out you like come on buddy Got to take a leak.

2:41:26He take him outside And you stare an eye to eye with like this four -foot tall creature with giant black eyes And it's standing in front of this like Transparent glowing orb that it just stepped out of And you're sitting there going what The fuck yeah, and you're now crazy and then it gets back into that thing and shoo Yeah, and disappears into the cosmos and you're like what the fuck man? Yeah, and who do you even tell if you tell me I'll go okay What does that stuff you said you were taking yeah, how much do you take that's what normal day that person what's what was yesterday like that person would be deemed crazy I'm proud with your lady what's going on yeah, you're seeing things But if it is a thing that's just uncommon, but happens That's gotta be that would be the wildest one of all of all the possibilities of all the things that it could be the wildest one Would it it would be this is an actual life form that occasionally visits yeah, I saw something I didn't know what it was once I was driving At night on the highway was it a vagina You got me Where were you I don't know I was like a driving home from a show But I wasn't far from home.

2:42:45Maybe like less than two hours away. I know that and I saw the light The sky it I mean a flat not a the sky didn't like like a flesh of light that lit up the sky But it came from like as far as my eyes could think that believe that the distance of my eyes could see it was it came like it was really far away I was like, oh, what was that and then In like a fraction of a second later it fleshed again and it was half the distance and then One more time like I mean like one second later a flesh and it was like the flesh was where I was and then there was no more flashes after that Yeah, and my girlfriend my girlfriend was in the Passers -Ebush who's sleeping and I woke her right up after that I was I actually was looking around at other cars even was gonna pull over and say like did you just see what I just saw But nobody like really stopped I didn't stop either, but I can't explain it It's how long ago was this um, I would say Maybe let little less than 10 years Seven eight years ago, maybe Yeah, I can't explain it really can't and I know what it's not I know I wasn't seeing things, you know I think it wasn't like oh there was a building or this light flash it was distinct It was something I hadn't seen before like the way that the light came I think it's probably some kid on some planet somewhere with a drone Just having a good old time look like a laser.

2:44:02Oh, it's probably doing another reality TV show for true TV An Alpha Centauri. I mean imagine if like what we're seeing is just like kids People's enough people say yeah, right kids toys. Yeah, like you know No one even cares about what the humans are doing, but kids do sometimes kids will send a drone down here check it out You know, it's so possible. It's so possible. Yeah, it's also possible the more time goes on the more I look at those little grays Why are we even assuming those things are alive? Like the way we're the gray aliens. Oh, yeah, why are we even assuming those things aren't some robot like We're real close to making robots right super duper close and why would your risk sending a person or a living thing right across the galaxy at a fucking billion miles an hour when you guys Just use a little robot people really good now like giant heads.

2:44:54They don't talk. They can't fuck And you get these little robot guys to go and collect sperm samples from people and Fucking take them up into the spaceship and run experiments on them and drop them back off. Yeah Maybe they're all robots that could be true, too. Yeah, that could be the future of intelligent species. They all become some sort of electronic thing Yeah, that could be that's that sounds terrible for us, but If you're being objective you go I could see how that that could be possible. I Get if I start thinking about this stuff like you know if I can't sleep or something I start thinking about this stuff I I mean I'm in the age right now where I'm having like that full on existential thing happening Like never happened before, but I can't it's all the time now Where I'm just like what is going on here?

2:45:43Yeah, that's that's most people's lives. Yeah, that's how most people think Just like it's weird. Just wondering what the future will be and just be like I can't someone be around to see it Someone in our lineage will be around to see hopefully yeah or not Yeah, that's the thing eventually. It's gonna be not the mean everyone wants to look at you know Look at big picture, but really look at big picture like this sun is gonna wipe us out We're not gonna make it. We're gonna get to a certain point whether it's a billion years from now or whatever They think it's gonna be where the earth is no longer habitable right that's just gonna happen So when we're like oh god, that's so far away well, so's a hundred years because you're not gonna make it to that either So let's We got now we're gonna we're in a good spot now.

2:46:25We're in a good spot right now I think because I don't know if this is like just historically this happens when everyone feels this but like I'm actually like I'm really I'm nervous about the AI I really am and so I just I just feel like this this could be the precipice of the next like just a next Yeah, you know what life becomes not just the next thing, but who takes advantage of it and how right? It's like this newfound power. It's gonna be so different than anything else you've ever experienced before and who who's in control of it And it's the second most feeling of unsafe is besides war.

2:46:59It's like it's up there with war You know, it's like you feel unsafe right now like I mean unsafe, but not on I feel unsafe like in my lifetime unsafe You know, I don't know. Yeah, it's it's very different than anything that's ever happened before Because within a short amount of time it's gonna be a real problem It's gonna be a real thing that's smarter than us. We're not gonna be the smartest thing now Right if we just stop right now pull the plug who knows maybe we'll be okay We might not be okay if this thing keeps going or we might be maybe I'm wrong But it's like everyone says that everyone says that but yeah, we they still I mean they've been I mean, I'll never stop Well, I think the problem is the Chinese government and the Russian government are not gonna stop right and for us to stop right now Would be very dangerous right you know if they become the first if China becomes the first to be able to utilize this incredible power and just do whatever the fuck they want Where whenever the fuck they want and then it gets better and better and better under the power of this thing right that's That's not acceptable either, but then the problem is It's attached to weapon systems and if it's attached to weapon systems and all it has is Like it has a desired outcome that it's trying to achieve Right and this desired outcome.

2:48:16Yeah, it's it's not thinking about morals or ethics or yeah How many people are gonna die and how many innocent people are what's the most effective way to ensure victory and it's gonna just do that and that's gonna be horrendous And if it if someone from another country decides to do that first that could be a giant problem real quick Because all it would take is dismantling our grid. That's it All it take with that and we're fucked It's funny that there's no because like them turning everyone has like knows the theory of all the it turns on us Even the people in positions that are racing to get this technology It's a doggy dog world out there man, but it's like yeah, that's it.

2:48:57I mean it's you that I guess don't be the one to get it or just you know In a way this thing that could destroy everything there. I mean it's for protection Like if you if we don't keep doing it we're unprotected. It's basically the same argument that we have when we create the nuclear bomb Right Same argument, right? We have to do it for the Nazis. Yeah, the Nazis get this first. We're all fucked Yeah, this is what I'm saying it war. It's like a nuclear bomb. Yeah, it feels like a ticking time bomb. It really does I know I mean for whatever everything you read and it's like the oh congress is not ahead of it Like that's what I'm worried about like they think they think any type of like regulations and stuff Well, I we I did a podcast the other day about it and I think part of the problem is they can't really be There's no way they can know everything about everything right.

2:49:42There's too many things going on the world You know if you want to ask them about coalball mining and the Congo and also ask them about overfishing in the ocean and also ask them about The negative side effects of oil spills and also act them what's going on with farm suitable drugs and what's and there's no way Any congressperson. Yeah gun control. There's no way. There's no fucking way Yeah, they're gonna be in charge of all then what what are your thoughts on the border and also what are your thoughts on you know What about seed oil so yeah, it's just plug and holds yeah, it's there's no fucking way you can be Really well read on all those subjects and be objective.

2:50:20Yeah, so they can't keep up They don't know what the fuck is going on and it's happening in all these super nerds are out there coding and and bang it away at it And they're about to release chat GPT 5 .0 which is gonna be the craziest of all crazy ones That's of all the ones that have happened before like each one of them is more insane than one before a chat GPT 4 is pretty fucking insane and then 4 .0 is pretty fucking insane really when 5 comes out to 4 .0 talks to like a girl I have not interacted with it at all not one time so I don't really know I see people making images and stuff and You know I'll write a joke and then you know write me an email.

2:50:59I've seen that weird shit where it's like no, but I love you I saw like those stories that came out with like it was it felt ominous You know like what like these changes like the emails or whatever But like I haven't I haven't really gone past that because I'm like I You know, but it feels like you have to it feels like you actually have to you worse off if you don't kind of get Accommoderate I kind of get forced to pay attention to it because of this show and because my friends like Duncan Who's like really really into it like Duncan uses AI all the time like if he was hanging out with you He would take your voice from a like record you or you sit and they're talking They would run it through AI and then he would type up a bunch of stuff for AI to say like really embarrassing things And then he would say So why'd you send me this and then we'll just start playing yeah, yeah, that's it I mean like they did it to Tony the other day.

2:51:44That's it was hilarious That's that's but that's ridiculous someone said I saw in a forum was someone sent me Someone took my voice and made me and and made it the Michael Jackson bad album So and they sent it out and it's it's it's my voice singing bad by Michael Jackson but Good but it's my voice and it sounds like me to me And I was like this is such a we are remember I was playing I was doing laundry I played I had playing I was like this is fucking nuts and that is gonna be a living thing Soon that's gonna be another cell that's gonna be another Bobby lead That's gonna be whoever the fuck they want to make it you're gonna be able to make people That sound and look and behave exactly like that But we're gonna be able to bring Roddy danger field back from the dead and he's gonna go on tours or robot I'd see it I'd see it for sure.

2:52:39Yeah, I would I just want to see what it's like Happy weird Imagine you brought Lenny Bruce back from the dead, but you didn't let him write new material and he just bombed So like this is this is the guy we don't know to see him And you know he's like stuck in 1965 he still thinks he's like hey dig You know He's getting arrested for those jokes that people like nowadays they just like now it's nonsense. It's my grandfather Yeah, it's so easy. That's one of you. Yeah, because in the context of like his time What do you say was revolutionary like what is this guy saying room but it's hard for us to recognize that wasn't that long ago, man Not even at all.

2:53:23It was like 60 70 years ago that guy was getting arrested And for telling jokes yeah, and talking about certain things on stage It's hard to imagine that society's changed that much. It's a short amount of time Fifth is at the 50s while he was around in the 60s too like when did he start getting arrested is the good question I feel like it was I remember I remember 60s. I don't think so he wouldn't be still getting arrested then I think he died in the 60s I think that's I think he he died of a heroin overdose Who's arrested the jazz workshop in San Francisco in 1961 for using sexually explicit language although he was acquitted law enforcement agencies He's put him under greater scrutiny resulting in drug arrests and Philadelphia and Los Angeles So they just started going after him and he he did do a lot of heroin Apparently, I think that's also how he died I think he died from heroin And I think he died in the middle of the trials.

2:54:24They were just constantly going after him. Well And the end it was really sad because there's some recordings of him on stage where he's not even doing comedy Just reading from his legal papers and talking about his case. Wow So people come to see him and he would just like rant about his case It was like sad. I have a bunch of you you always see his albums in like the like the thrift stores and stuff Like when you go to the record store they used ones like they're always like just a few bucks and like there's so many of them Yeah, I always swat everywhere on the road if there's a record store I'll swipe any comedy albums I can get Whoever old not this that and they're always just like There's the same ones you see old that are like readily available all the time like they do No matter where you are as I was like 10 you know like wrapping rodneys You know what I mean right you know Or that Eddie that Eddie albums I used to hear where you see the sunset strip you see that everywhere.

2:55:15Oh, yeah But I got I mean I get Pat Cooper Alan King and every you know, oh wow, you know I um what's his name? Dick Gregory. Oh, yeah red fox. It's scream come on put him on. It's like You don't think to listen to these people and it's like they it's out there you know also like a time machine Yeah, you get to peer into a time in like the 1960s where someone's on stage and some Comedy club in a different universe like the world's different everything's different then Like the reality's different the middle of Vietnam war everything's different. Yeah, they're on stage You kind of hear it in the recording.

2:55:54It's like baked into it. It feels you know what I mean like Whether it's just what you know, you're listening to or just the way they recorded it like I like I actually really like listening to the crowds on the records as well. It's it's different. It sounds and feels different Yeah, for sure. Yeah, how they react and stuff and the different people man. Yeah, I mean their context the the Civilization they lived in was just so different. It's so little access to information I mean the difference between people then and now is so vast in terms like how much we know about stuff How much information we have about stuff?

2:56:24Yeah, you know, and back then it was wild like that Kind of comedy was only like a few decades old. It was wild man Like nobody was doing like there's a great series of recordings from Richard prior at Red Fox's comedy club in LA And I bought I bought them once at a gas station They just had them in like the cassette Yeah, you can buy them and they're fucking great man Yeah, and they're just these recordings of like Richard prior fuck it around making up material Working the crowd you hear like icing glasses. I know that that's exactly what I was talking. Yeah, that's the sort of thing I love I love it.

2:56:59Oh, it's so cool. Yeah, it's so cool. Cleaning and the clanking and the shaking and stuff It gives like it's like a it's it's its own thing. It's like a you know, you've seen the Priors tonight show. Yeah, sure. Yeah It just like totally clean cut like yeah, I know I was like wow. I know it's kind of weird. It's kind of weird seeing that Yeah, well that was also George Carlin George Carlin's only did early days. He's real clean cut and clean jokes Oh, yeah, I haven't seen that you were a suit and a tie Yeah, so you can find early George Carlin. Yeah, you would look at me like no way. That's the hippie guy.

2:57:36Yeah, like no way Yeah, I got I don't know his material though. I don't know what it was like the early term very clean. Yeah, very like regular comedy look at him For our entire lives and I've noticed something holy shit when the Weston's in Indians and sometimes they don't sometimes it's Brian Donlevy with a black hat and a crooked card game When they involve Indians the same eyebrow thing when the Indians finally attack the cowboys We've been waiting for it throughout the entire movie. You can see them sitting in the house and That's the big scene when they finally get to me and you always see exactly how the cowboys prepare for this attack Now pull them wagons around the circle get them all ladies up.

2:58:17They're holding up the weapons come on now Tell them pentacles use them as managers get that water. They're a Sam big hassle. We never see how the Indians prepare That is their attack right now the Indians were good fighters just because they started in Massachusetts and wound up defending Malibu doesn't We really didn't play the game with them Uh as I say now the Indians were good fighters and If this is so they must have been well organized. There must have been a way to divide their men powered It wasn't just one old chief many moon come truck dog a lot of guys running Get it not bad. Yeah, interesting.

2:59:00Yeah, we thought that premise was you know, yeah interesting premise Yeah, see him meet him no, yes I met him at the comedy store and I saw him perform a bunch of times live Yeah, so I'm live when I was a kid when I was 21 when I first started doing stand on my son live In New Hampshire and bombed really oh Seven six seven years later seven years later. Look at him dirty hippie found out about hippie pussy Hey, I'm playing the game wrong Probably did a little acid. Hey, what am I doing with this fucking stupid tie on? I mean that is a that is a coast to coast transformation right now Real quick too.

2:59:36Yeah, there's a couple years two years. Yeah, like what did you look like five years ago pretty similar? That was 65 to what I think it was August 31st 65 to March of 72 That's crazy I mean, he's nearly unrecognizable. Yeah, he also looks way older like he yeah, that doesn't look like a seven years That's all that I had to eat you out from the inside Yeah, he aged hard I guess yeah, that's pretty nuts one of the greats. Yeah, man Yeah, I mean without all those guys. I mean, that's what's really interesting about the art form without guys like Lenny Bruce and George Carlin Just a few people. It's just a handful of people Richard prior handful of people Red Fox.

3:00:21What would this be now? Like what would it be? It's kind of crazy? Yeah, Rickles sure definitely right? Rickles is like the original roaster What an animal that guy was I have a Photograph in my liver and went that he autographed to me right now. It's like if there's a fire it's the first thing Got to me. He's he was awesome. Yeah, he was so nice. He was so kind to us animal on stage The tax with jokes is attacking people and saying yeah, you know, and for the time and that guy was a murderer I nobody was like him back then. I saw him live that he put in the last like five six seven years of his life I saw him in the Atlantic City, which was great He came in from the back with the horns and everything before he even got to the stage It was 20 minutes of insulting people before he got to the stage.

3:01:05It was great Didn't hold back and then I saw him again Later like I've told him like two years before he died up at Westbury, Long Island And he sat in a chair for this one, but he still did two hours. Wow That's awesome. Yeah, that's awesome And then he I got to go backstage and it was like freaking midnight And he's with his wife and one other couple and he let me come in and spent like you know You know when the people come in like you got to leave like then helping him out like he got waving him off And he like talking for like good 10 minutes. Oh, that's great. Yeah, I wish I saw him live There's a few guys that are like damn it You know I'm missing him live Shit, yeah, so I can't listen live quite a few times.

3:01:46Oh, wow. I saw can't listen live at least three At least three times. I saw him once live at great woods which is like this outside concert area And then I saw him live at this I saw his career like start to slump like I saw it in real time Even though I was like a still a huge Kenisan fan the second time I saw him is at this like shitty Kind of casino we place It wasn't that good it wasn't packed and then the third time was kind of the same thing You were a comic. Yeah, I was just starting out, but you weren't like maybe I wasn't a comic yet Like maybe I was thinking about doing comedy. It was pretty close It was like right maybe right before I did comedy But he went from 86 where he was on top of the fucking world to like 88 He had already started to kind of fall apart.

3:02:38Yeah, it was wild how quick it happened. Yeah, wow Like you have this one amazing Album and one amazing HBO special and those two were like his best things Yeah, and then everything after that is just too much party in and below Just got caught up in the life and the the material wasn't that well thought out anymore He's just like he wrote his brother wrote about it in his book if you read brother Sam. It's fucking great book Bill Kenneson wrote it really if you're a fan of comics a really good book But just tells you how this fucking wild man like how different he was just yeah, just plummeted How long how long was he at that height?

3:03:18Just a few years. Yeah, you know, I think before he got discovered like before Rodney To like so like I bet like from everything that I've heard from people that were around back then He came a monster. He came he was already a monster from the beginning because he had been a tent revival preacher Oh, so he was a tent revival preacher who knew how to do stand up. Wow. I mean what an advantage. Yeah, that's what an advantage You know, I mean, it's like Like teaching a gymnast jujitsu like they're so strong already. They're so flexible. I have a giant advantage I wonder if he uh how long took him to get to that voice of like you know screaming and stuff I think he had it from the the the tent revival days because there's recordings of him doing sermons And he would do it like that It's like really powerful stuff and that's a form of show business Clearly yeah, and he was really good at it and so he I've never seen an old set from him really like that you never seen an old set No, I only seen him a trench coat guy, you know, okay, but there's some that are online You could find on youtube, but him with like a leather jacket on and a comb over it looks like shit Forced our wear in the beret.

3:04:29Yeah, he's have a comb over, you know He's shit wouldn't shave the head couldn't give it He gave in fact that he bought he wanted to be a rock and roll guy to see a long ass air and like a band -aid on it was ridiculous So that was him in the early days Wow this last sermon, but he was I'd be in 82 Some of them was just reading said he was a door guy at the comedy store starting in 1980 So he probably broke off to make a little money doing a sermon, but this is like what it sounded like Without Get to the sermon. I don't want to hear any songs. It's gotta be this gotta be on the screen Is it mostly songs Here goes I feel like I have as much I feel so grateful you can't believe how grateful I feel towards the spirit of God for what he's allowed me to be part of and I know I wouldn't have had it without this church Amen without these ministries that you see on this platform amen without yourselves amen We've all played a part in each other's lives.

3:05:33We've given to each other Amen, so that was him Just preaching it's like it's so wild here that voice attached to that that context. It's wild You hear him and he's yeah, he's a mind -fuck and by the bad things already don't blow going crazy already Yes, he was already kinesan. You know kinesan was a wild fucking dude man. He was a wild dude Just throwing through got hit by a car when he was five years old me too Four four years old how bad not too bad. I'm playing a frisbee with my dad and I I went to the hospital, but I didn't break anything or anything. You get knocked out. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I was it we were in a parking lot 100 % empty parking lot of like a VW post like a veterans post near my house where you just play like and we just playing frisbee fully gated We're the only two people in that thing only two objects in the thing we're throwing us frisbee and my dad's friend was walking down the block So he went to the gate to talk to him and I was little I was like except for and He threw the frisbee and it went like over there and I went to go get it and as I'm going I see I was staging way again Pull in it came around the back So it's not even from the street.

3:06:47It was like and it came in the back and turned around And it started driving that way and I'm little you know, and I'm going to get the thing and I remember I remember thinking Oh, it's still coming at me And I get to the frisbee and I pick it up I'll never forget this I picked it up and I fumbled it and it dropped again and I I so vividly remember saying Do I try to pick this up again or do I get out of the way because I just remember thinking like this person has to see me On the only object in front of him And I went to pick it up again and that's I woke up when my I my dad was running and I was in his arms Yeah, but it wasn't bad.

3:07:25It wasn't it wasn't bad I I don't even know if I got in cost or anything like that. You definitely got in cost. Yeah cold. Yeah, okay So that that was that was it. I got to sue I got five thousand bucks nice to see and I couldn't touch it dollars 18 Oh, yeah, it was like a trust. Yeah, yeah, with lie I don't know you don't remember it was like 12 .5 when I got it That's what was left 12 ,500 oh, oh because the five got done. Oh, yeah, it was 14 years. I meant 1200 No, no 14 years of I guess you know Jesus I'm so good. Oh, that's amazing. So all the interest interest there. Oh, well I have a I have a bachelor's in finance.

3:08:10I couldn't just think of that word just now and you ain't going buy a nice car or something No, I didn't buy a nice car. I don't know where it went. I don't write money. I already took the hit. I wish I knew where it went I wish I had a nice story to cap this fucking. I know right? I still have that the book they gave me it would they would go and you'd have to take it and they would They put it under a stamp and it would like it would put the new price the interest you made that month the new price and it would add Like you'd aggregate it. It's a red like statin island savings bank like foldable thing So I used to I all through those years.

3:08:45It's like pages and pages and pages of like the interest that they want. I still have that Wow, yeah the old days when you go to the bank go to the bank. Remember that yeah mom picked this up from school The bank that cashed the bank was a knife through my heart dude because our bank was so fucking slow every time It was 40 minutes. They have no motivation to move quickly 40 minutes. How's your day? How's your day drive to we only the drive through oh no that's what that's what I mean now. It's even worse. You see the line And your car starts overheating. You like no it always did she have it She had that car overheated.

3:09:20It was a explode. We used to drive down to the Jersey shore in the summer We'd be in the backseat bench seats everything like right but just my mom this thing's a fucking boat over it would you pop pop pop and you're looking back and it's shooting black smoke Shooting out of the tailpipe and she used to pull over Pull over on the on the on the turn on the parkway open the hood white smoke pouring out of the hood Stunk she just get the coolant from the trunk Just pour the coolant in there. I need to be careful when you're opening up the radiator Yeah, it's spraying and shit and like literally just kind of alleviated the problem as we drove Oh my god.

3:09:56But the worst part was like when she was like pick us up and stuff and it would like backfire because it was like it backfire Like if you drove it it was gonna backfire So like coming to school and stuff my mom said she didn't it means in backseat like coming to school and that thing backfiring Yeah, and end up the smoke blowing out and then like having to get just having to get in the car You know what I mean like everyone saw it, you know how many cars back then just fucking polluted everything they came in contact Black smoke came out of every car every car Before they came up with catalytic converters.

3:10:27It was a disaster I remember as a kid smelling the exhaust all the time all the time. It was a Which like lowers your IQ it was a normal smell to smell it was that's why we're so dumb It's part of it. Yeah, hey, um, thanks for being here man. Appreciate it But it was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. We'll definitely do this again and tell everybody your special. It's on YouTube Yeah, it's out right now. It's called terrified. Just search my name on YouTube and also today my new tour went on sale Everything's fine tour. We started the first like is 30 cities. So it's Savile cano comedy .com beautiful.

3:11:01All right. Thank you, brother Appreciate a lot of fun. Bye everybody