#2161 - Tony Hinchcliffe

35:03Yes Yes, it's the closest thing I'd imagine to heroin that there is of course There's probably a bunch of hair people on heroin but isn't that similar to getting drunk You know you get if you drink a little bit you feel great while it's happening and the next day like I'm never doing that again Yeah, I do that all the time I did that last night. Yeah, it's the same thing. I eat with Joey Friday night in New Jersey Went to his spot Il Nito There is nothing like East Coast Italian food. Yeah, it is a different thing 100 percent. It's a different level It's a different level that Il Nito place. I would fly in to go to that place.

35:41Yeah. Oh look at that That was that was charred clams on this fucking insane toasted bread That was spicy rigatoni, dude. It was off the charts. Yeah, that's the meatballs off the chart. Yeah, hold different The steak was perfect everything's perfect. That's bone marrow with potato puffs Oh dude, it was so good and that's um What is that what's that called the thin thin sliced beef what the fuck is called no, oh, so V .J No Carpacio My crew we did a Cleveland and then a night in Pittsburgh and youngstowns dead in between the two So I took we stopped off in youngstown for lunch and got two different types of pizza from two different places and Everyone's minds are completely blown because you cannot get pizza like that anywhere You can try to find something in Chicago, but that's Chicago in New York's New York There's not there's not that middle not deep dish not thin crust But in youngstown there's 20 places unlike any place Anywhere else so what's like a hybrid of deep dish?

36:53It's just a normal old fucking like lunch school lunch pizza But different types Bellarias famous for their briar hill, which is you know, just plain with shaker cheese and some green peppers Which is diabolical because if the sauce is good and the bread is good and the cheese is good You don't need anything else. It's like a simple. Yeah, well, that's what Portanoi always gets he always gets plain cheese pizza You watch his reviews of cheese pizza sometimes yeah, I love the ones where the people get mad and shit So yeah, if he doesn't if it doesn't Meet up to his standards. I mean the guys eating everybody's pizza Like you got to know what the fuck you're doing But he says that new Haven Connecticut is like where Some of the best pizza in the world comes from that makes sense.

37:40I could see that a lot of those Off -shoot Italian spots where they hit away like youngstown Like that a guarantee Pittsburgh has decent you know what they have in common Mob activity. Oh exactly new Haven has a lot of mob activity 100 % I used to work at the Joker's wild It's a place in New Haven and the owner was a crazy Convict yeah, just out of his mind and I saw the owner be the guy in the face with a shoe took a shoe off and be the guy in the face With the heel of his shoes Oh, yeah, I blood all over him Oh fucking disaster those people need pizza Take figure out how to get the good pizza.

38:19Yeah Yeah, it's funny how that's the case though if you have like a serious Italian neighborhood A little bit of mafia influence in there totally. I mean that's all they know you got a bet on things you got to run things Get his tax here tax there protect them Imagine no one money to a bookie. Oh terrifying that would be Yeah, you're on the run you owe a hundred thousand dollars to this guy You're trying to gamble on other games to make it right Yeah, like uncut gems Oh, yeah, the movie gives me so much anxiety Watch that movie like don't oh Jesus Christ. What are you doing? I watched the show that gave me more anxiety than any show I've ever watched in my entire fucking life what Baby reindeer oh it hurts insane.

39:07It's the scariest thing ever It's the scariest show ever This guy's nice to one person who he doesn't really want to be nice to gives her a water or a tea or whatever and she falls in love with them and it become it is the scariest Show I think it's supposed to be a comedy I don't think I laughed once the comedy parts not funny. He's also trying to be a comedian None of it's funny at all But the it's literally you're watching for the anxiety I started it and then I'm like I don't want to watch But I have to and I just kept going and it's fucking for rightening Have you seen the actual lady go on pierce Morgan?

39:47Yeah, and she's literally like how she is a thing insane Oh and Happy to talk about it. Yeah, and claiming she's not insane right and not knowing how insane you look yeah Fucking for right. It's wild when people don't know how insane they are And you watch me like oh god, they don't they think they're sane. They think they're fine They think they're gonna go on there make good argument Those are the most insane people the ones that don't know Right yeah, even watching the Fauci hearings No, whoa Dude is wild is wild what's going on still like deeply in denial about everything He's I mean they're confronting him about emails they got about deleting emails in preparation of a freedom of information Act request they got emails from people that he worked with saying you know that Don't worry Fauci is too smart to talk about this stuff on emails You'll either have to deliver something to him or meet him in person There's always like weird deception shit.

40:53There's people that said this is clearly leaked from a lab Look at the fair and cleavage sites this they have to be that that's put into the virus to make it more infectious to human beings They're talking about it in the email and then that same guy after talking to Fauci like three days later It's like it's ridiculous to think this came from a lab This is clearly from a natural or and they're all talking about discrediting people who are talking about the lab leak theory I mean they What they did was insane and they did it in front of everybody and Finally Fauci has to talk about it to people But he's still in denial about all of it There's no science that says it masking for children works.

41:33There's no science. It says that vaccine children works That it's good that it's overall good and The amount of people that have gotten wrecked by this they're starting to recognize it in other countries And they're talking about it in other countries. They haven't quite gone public with it in all the newspapers in the United States yet But in the UK they're they're blaming it. There was the thing about Germany today There was a front page of like a major newspaper somebody sent it to me I'll send it to you Jamie But they're finally starting to talk about it and they're talking about excess deaths in the Philippines They're talking about the amount of people that are no longer Having children the amount of less children that are born because one of the side effects that is claimed Uh is it wrecks women's fertility Then it wrecks men's fertility too.

42:25It's just it the baby numbers are down by a million to by couldn't tell what news It was from Yeah, I don't know Um, I bet I bet if you take the the title I'll take the writers name but They're talking about it analyze data Just here we go it says um Researchers from the Netherlands analyze data from 47 western countries and discovered there have been more than three million excess deaths since 2020 With the trend continuing despite the rollout of vaccines and containment measures expert said the unprecedented figures raised serious concerns and called on governments to fully investigate the underlying causes including possible vaccine harms This is wild stuff man because You know now that we're getting an understanding of how much deception was involved like trying to Blame it on a natural origin when they clearly knew it was a lab leak and they still don't say it's a lab leak It was clearly a lab leak.

43:28Yes clearly. I obviously I'm not a doctor, but in my eyes It looks like a fucking lab leak and most people that are educated think it's a fucking lab leak And this guy still does is denying it. Yeah, and was denying that it's even gain of function and they even funded that research But they changed the definition of gain of function for this particular vaccine But what did they change it to the the definition of gain of function on the NIH website was changed it was updated So that was from the telegraph the telegraph okay Covid vaccines may have helped fuel rise in excess deaths The excess deaths have to be discussed and no one wants to because that's the real thing The all -cause mortality deaths the big uptick in cancer and what they're calling turbo cancer Obviously again, I don't understand any of this stuff But Peter McCullough was talking about what the mechanism behind This rise in cancer would be and how it could be tied into it He was explaining it like from a medical perspective and it was just the whole thing is so nuts like when are we gonna learn Like when are we gonna learn Yeah, it's crazy when I'm being back in LA they rehired the people that they fired for For not being vaccinated like roses like running the joint Kind of yeah, I got someone assistant brain.

44:53Yeah assistant GM and I don't know it just brought me great joy to see things Like that at least at least sort of back to normal exactly Yeah, it's just If that part was the part where I'm like we gotta go to Texas. It's time. They're forcing people to get a shot of something To work at a dirty night comedy club and to fly and to do everything and they're lying about whether or not it's gonna stop the virus They lied about it They said it's gonna stop it in its tracks. It was all bullshit. There was no data that showed that it stopped in its tracks Even one of the people in the vaccine study got COVID.

45:35I mean literally what did people died from COVID? Do you know that? Yeah So many people that got the shot got it immediately it was I mean, it's crazy. They're literally like I've had COVID four times. I got two shots I got three boosters. I've had it five times like it's like so Contrary to what the whole thing was supposed to do. I mean it's I'm just hoping that people wake up and realize that We have this idealistic perspective that they're looking out for your best interests But whenever there's enormous amounts of money to be made they will distort the facts even if something is beneficial I mean, let's just pretend that there's no excess deaths Let's pretend that it just causes a bunch of neurological issues and autoimmune issues which it seems to do Let's pretend it's just that Even that they're not gonna tell you about They're not gonna tell you about it till it's already Imp - already there's problems.

46:33They've shown that with the viox problem When they had that viox scandal They knew they they had emails saying we're gonna have problems But I think that we'll do well with this talking about financially Because you got money people man money people aren't medicine people But medicine is medicine and medicine is to help people But it's run by money people so you have the scientist that create the awesome medicine And then you have the money people figure out a way to fucking sell this to people force people to take it And then when you watch videos of all the different things And during this thing one of things is that Fauci was claiming that he didn't course anybody to take the vaccine But there's this whole recorded conversation of him Talking about if you keep people from working you keep people like if Amazon says they're not gonna hire people of big corporations You have to be vaccinated to fly he goes it's shown that people will drop their ideological bullshit and get vaccinated You can imagine just imagine that's from a public health official Who knows that it doesn't stop of infection he has to know what the data is He has to know it was all just to get people to take it and they made so much money And the government you know, this is the weird thing the scientist There's 710 million dollars was earned And Fauci's claiming that he never made any money zero said he got zero dollars from Said he got like a 122 bucks from a monoclonal antibody patent that he has It's crazy that they work for the work for the American people with taxpayers money And they create something that he could put a patent on and then that makes him hundreds of millions of dollars 710 million dollars Like where'd that go you didn't get any of it But the other thing they they showed was that Fauci's income His net worth went up to 11 million dollars So he made a lot of money Yeah, maybe sold a book Yep It was legit Yeah, I saw something of him on my Twitter feed him just playing victim You see that guy behind him This is a fucking amazing video This guy behind him went Fauci's talking about the death threats you guys are like Yeah, do you guys make in this face have you seen it Jamie?

48:55I'll say it to you. It's hilarious The dudes hilarious But anytime anybody does that in my mind the stuff that playing victim Yeah, the stuff that I've been through like and seen because I had a lot of death threats during quite a few phases of my My jokes Being out there Give me the volume. I mean, it's such a joke. You probably you two individuals incredible death threats Mean someone who clearly was on there where to kill me um and it's required my having uh protective services Essentially all the time Uh, it is very troublesome to me It is much more troublesome because they've involved my wife and my three daughters At these moments, how do you feel?

49:51Do you per my gun terrible? Do you continue to receive threat today? Yes, I do every time someone gets up Yeah, well, well, that was the other thing they blame podcasters right they blame podcasters and said that we're responsible for 200 to 300 ,000 deaths. Yeah, that makes total sense. Hey man, you made it. Yeah first of all Don't blame us first of all you made it. Yeah You fucking made it you funded it. Yeah, you were a part of the research Andy was the main salesman on the air every day When we neat when we were watching the news because there was nothing else we wanted updates We wanted to see when things were gonna open if any positive news was there And we had him The richest thing of all is Chris Cuomo's now taken iver macken.

50:43Oh my god Dave Smith bodying him is one of the greatest all -time. I mean I I said this before and it was that I said it was gonna be Mike Tyson versus Marvis Frazier Like what am I gonna have myself into and that's what it was. Oh, yeah, but he's he did it to himself He did it to himself. I mean, Dave did it to him for sure, but Chris did it to himself He's just has this bizarre way of trying to like lawyer it up and twist the words and turn it into something that's okay I didn't say that where's the clips and then they show the clip yeah, and he's still trying to pretend And there was mocking people for taking horse dworm and there was more than that That you know these clips they do a funny thing over at CNN I think we were talking about this the other day because of a joke that I do in the headlines They do a funny thing where they can change the headlines after a certain amount of time.

51:33Oh, yeah You know they can change that they can delete videos they can copyright strike They have control over What they've done and they went on and on and on there was a whole thing with I was obsessed with CNN because I find propaganda to be very very Interesting I want to know what everyone else is seeing. I want to know what the audiences are seeing especially the people that aren't really paying attention Yeah, maybe they don't have friends that know what's really going on They don't they don't know the whole history behind everything and I know it's not real I look at CNN like most people look at pro wrestling And I look at pro wrestling like it's pro wrestling like it's a real no But I mean yeah, it is like pro wrestling especially during that time I was studying that so hard because I I knew I knew that they were I knew something was fucking rotten yeah going on They don't know what to do about Israel and Palestine.

52:30They're just like trapped they're trapped in the middle Did you see um and Philly where the gay pride parade ran into the free Palestine parade that wouldn't let them pass yeah Like no we're are things more important right then you guys fucking each other Crazy, it's just the woke eating woke. It's left eating the left. Yeah, but that's what they've always done They eat themselves by the way the right does it too. The right does it too. They did it all they do it all the time It's a human characteristic that we can't really just say one side does because it's not true The gay parade and the Palestine parade meeting up in the middle is like the time kid rock shot a bunch of bud light No, because nothing's gonna die.

53:13No no business is gonna get crushed by it It's like no you guys don't want to you guys don't want to fight each other look at this look at this Look at the free Palestine the gay pride is a standoff It's a fucking flat -out standoff. Hey jobs versus blow jobs over here No pride in genocide so they're stopping the pride parade no you can't have your parade our parades more important I love the masks. I just love them look at all these people with masks on it is the Liberals Magat It is I've said it a million times, but that's what it is it's a fucking Magat Oh my god these dorks how many of them had fucking masks on man.

53:57It's crazy They don't even work. I mean yeah, they work as well as that ladies visor that's turned backwards And they definitely don't work against AIDS so wearing one of the gay pride parade is completely pointless Oh imagine you think the math this is gonna protect you Yeah, they're wearing a mask outside and meanwhile they But fuck strangers and glory holes and stuff So it's like I honestly think it's more of the free Palestine people that were wearing the masks You think anybody's ever worn a mask out of glory hole? What's that? Because they don't want to be identified in photos. That's true too right pretty much most of it.

54:37You think most of it? Yeah retaliation Yeah, I Don't think it should be legal to wear a mask in public I agree with that. I just think it's too creepy. You could rob someone. Yeah, it's I mean in New York City If someone had a mask on in the past you'd be like really wary. Oh my god. This guy's got a ski mask on fuck Yeah, it was scary. I mean, so we were gonna rob you and you couldn't identify them right Why are we allowing that it doesn't work? The day does in kids Doesn't work it never made sense even in the early days of the pandemic. There was a famous doctor that went viral Because he was doing vape hits and he would put a mask on and the vape smoke would blow straight through the mask And he was explaining like this is These vapor particles are bigger than covid particles Yeah, like it's going right through that mask.

55:25It's not stop and jack shit and you're gonna get it right You're gonna get it and you know, they say to the mask work at the margins like if you fuck with the numbers Because here's the thing how many people wear masks all the time all are also super fucking paranoid Right, so they're avoiding crowds are not going out. How many people who want wear a mask are a little loose They're just like fuck it. If I get sick I get sick already got cove bucket You know they just go out So you can't it's hard to know when you have a large group of When something is weird as the pandemic happens And even then they can't show it's not like all the people with masks showed 80 % of them didn't get covid uh -uh No, fucking they all got covid everybody got covid yeah, and then this is this Thing where they want to say it protects you from hospitalization and death no Dead that's not true either because I know a lot of people who have accidentally who got covid who got to the fucking hospital And I know a couple that died Yeah, how many people do you know that died from covid?

56:34I Confirmed actually don't know anybody. I don't think I mean it's kind of debatable like Jeff Scott I mean, I don't know no Jeff Scott he died alone like in his right. I don't think he had covid I mean yeah exactly I know some people that died during that period, but really nobody Jeff Scott was HIV positive too Yeah, for a long time. I wonder if maybe you couldn't get his meds Yeah, I don't know Trying to make a lot of things man. It's crazy how much we rely on them For manufacturing stuff. Yeah crazy. Yeah, they're trying to mitigate some of that now Samsung is actually putting in a chip factory in Austin Oh, yeah, it should be interesting.

57:21Yeah, we got to do something. We got to get businesses back over here and stuff Yeah, we will we definitely shouldn't rely on a foreign country that is not our ally for our fucking medicine Jesus, right. That's so kooky that is such a kooky thought We live in the craziest times. It's so weird man It's every day. It's weirder and weirder and every day AI gets stronger and stronger And every day I wonder like is are these the last days of just being a regular person These are the last days of us just driving around Getting on a plane going to places telling jokes. These are the last days of that like are we gonna be living in a world in five years That's unrecognizable because I think we are dude I hope not I don't know the AI stuff still I'm not completely Mesmerized or convinced I hear you and Duncan talking about it a lot in the green room and I'm just always like I don't know I don't really I haven't bought it yet.

58:25It all just seems like a fancy Alexa to me Well, have you actually seen what it can do Have you ever seen what it can do like as far as coding And it can code so much faster than people like it can solve problems faster than people It can do all these things already better than people can like no one in the future It's going to need to hire a coder like a person who sits in front of a terminal for 16 hours a day and just fucking add orals out And just like lines of code that's done That's done you can do that if you want to But a computer is gonna bang it out quick. It's it'll be stupid for you to do that when the computer do it in two seconds You're gonna spend 16 hours and you might fuck up a few lines and you gotta go back and check it and Why why aren't you doing it manually the computer is gonna do it, you know Why are you gonna stand there with a one of those old -timey photographs or Everybody has to stand still no you have a phone now takes better picture It's gonna be like that with everything.

59:22It's it's going to be in control of airplanes It's going to be in control of all the automobiles The problem is you're gonna have to get like permission to go places. It's gonna get fucking weird dude It's gonna get really really weird Yeah, I just hope we can I don't know well think about the amount of change that we have now in comparison to Just our parents just our parents The the best transportation back then was an airplane the best way to get the news was the television or a newspaper and You didn't you didn't know what to do with your life You just you had to go to college and then you go to college or you go to trade school or you get a apprenticeship and you get a job and then you get a kid and you like you don't know what the fuck is going on the world He was like surface level understanding Of what's going on the world and now everybody knows what's going on the world Now every like the mount we knew about um the or rack invasion and like in 92 93 whatever it was when when the Iraq invaded Kuwait and desert storm the mount we knew was like miniscule.

1:00:31Yeah miniscule Nobody no there was no like youtube shows where you could see someone breaking it down Oh, they're actually trying to get away from the american dollar and we're trying to do this and that and there's none of that No one knew the hustle It's crazy that these words are still happening on it. Okay. I don't know. I don't know why we're giving them our money It's we need a I don't know. Well, that's not gonna change. Yeah, I mean that I mean that might shift if Trump becomes president I mean, maybe he can get away with some stuff Maybe he could do some things he wants to stop the wars He's like the only one that's like saying he can stop the wars and wants to stop the wars He's the only one that did before He did what can he do though?

1:01:11What can he do different Like what can let's pretend Let's pretend it's uh november of 2024 Trump wins January gets an office. What can he do? Well, it seems like he has a way to uh Jesus Christ Trump is planning to send kill teams to Mexico to take out cartel leaders Donald Trump is told allies about his plans to covertly send special forces to Mexico to assassinate drug kingpins sources tell Rolling stone or Rolling Stone you have lied to me before You've lied to me a lot and you've lied to me about the fucking people overdosing on horse d. Wormer Remember that that was Rolling Stone it'll a line of people outside waiting to get to the hospital Because so many people were in there for horse d.

1:02:01Wormer overdoses that gunshot victims couldn't get in Jesus They're so dumb they used a photograph This was in like August in Oklahoma. They used to photograph people wearing coats Because they were lining up for a flu shot. There's a different shot different photo It wasn't what they were really were there for it was bullshit What is that article Jim? Same thing. Yes, same thing printed on y 'all The source was Rolling Stone in here too Yeah, I mean If he was doing that someone's a rat so shut the fuck up Seems like it seems like the type of article that you would put out if you want the person assassinated and you want to make it look like Someone else is going to assassinate them.

1:02:44He's ordered a little differently one source recalled him saying it in the past Earlier this year that he would do so he should create a kill list of drug lords consisting of most notorious heads of drug cartels That a special ops team would be tasked with killing or capturing. That's a different way of saying that You know the problem with that is he create a power vacuum And then what happens is someone else rises to the new spot You're you're not going to stop the demand so you're not going to stop the supply You can try but unless you're in an all -out everyday war with the cartel you're probably not going to do that Even if you kidnap and capture leaders you're going to disrupt the organization But my guess my uneducated guess would be someone was going to come in to fill that void.

1:03:29Yeah They got to make drugs legal is horrible that sounds but that's the only way They just make them legal tax the shit out of them and use the money for treatment centers and education and testing Yeah, and and testing you know that you know that it's illegal to have To to it's illegal to have Or to give away fentanyl test strips in the state of Texas to legal illegal Can you sell them Me and my buddy are starting a water company. Here's how I know about this can water right and The plan was to get them into all the bars in the city Our idea was to literally just attach a A 30 cent You know fentanyl test strip and then we found out we can't do that you can't give away fentanyl test strips You can't you can't give away you can't even order them in Texas.

1:04:29Can you sell them? If you go to Amazon you can get fentanyl test strips in specific states Whoa, yeah, why would they stop test strips? I don't know that you think is encouraging people to do coke is that what that is? I have no idea that doesn't make any sense. I know It's very bizarre There's so many dumbass fucking laws. Yeah, because there's so many goofy people and both the left and the right Texas house passes bill decriminalizing fentanyl test strips They would take fentanyl test strips off the state's drug part of finale list Meaning it would no longer be a crime to carry them. It's the probably hard to buy them Yeah, maybe you just can't give them out Yeah, which is crazy.

1:05:13It's so hard. It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's legal to give out fentanyl test strips in Texas I did that's how I got here did it did it give any articles Other than that Probably says below that how much time can you get for selling fentanyl in Texas how much time 20 years For 200 to 400 grams you're looking at five to 99 years or even life in prison and a fine of up to $10 ,000 Life in prison at the most severe punishment for having more than 400 grams Wow, they also only do like the state bill stuff here for like I mean, I don't know how different is in other states But it's only like six months out of the year the other half they're not like they're out of session Jays you have to wait till next year before they start looking at stuff again.

1:05:55It happened with Jays just no reason. There's no read they can't have a good reason for there's no good reason I mean there's an epidemic. Oh, yeah, there's a hundred thousand people in this country in a year. Yeah update There you go that died in the Senate. Oh, no, I support from Greg Abbott. Oh, no The legislation comes after a bill to decriminalize Texas so Texas and Congress lead bipartisan efforts to allow fentanyl test trips The legislation comes after But died in the Senate despite support So whatever I put up before we just want to pass to the house. I guess So they're trying to Bring it back Who the fuck is opposing that isn't that crazy?

1:06:38Who the fuck would oppose fentanyl testress? I want to know I'll tell you if it says an article one second. Yeah, name their names It's just that's a crazy and it's usable. Yeah, it's crazy thing to oppose kids like they don't make any sense Because if we can figure out who that is and where they're getting their money from then we can start to solve a lot of problems here Because that's an actual Serious problem they wanted to make COVID a big deal magically getting their money from the cartel Right, I mean, I mean, maybe could it be who could it be who the fuck would want you to not have Doesn't say they voted against it.

1:07:21It says it died which is like here. They just didn't they didn't vote on it But the Senate declined to take action in the regular session. Oh, okay, it just never got voted on when they that's quarter to the same thing They're like they're avoiding it. Maybe on purpose or someone doesn't want to vote on it But you know by the way, this is like you know some people look at it like Well those people are doing cocaine anyway or whatever so maybe that's not the you know It's not the we're not losing the best people, but it could be anybody doing anything it could be somebody trying to do You know fucking Molly or I don't know any more fun Like an actual like goofy psychedelic drug or something like that could be in any type of pill.

1:08:01I wonder if the the logic behind Not wanting it to be legal or sticking your neck out and saying that it should be legal as if people want to then Attach you to promoting drug use and then you would possibly like have an opponent that could turn it against you and say my opponent Promotes drug use. You know, you could have that kind of a deal happen Yeah, but there's a problem But that's that's that was the gay marriage thing that was a lot of things There was a lot of things that people wanted to pretend that they were against I mean until I think 2013 Hillary Clinton was saying that a that marriage should be between a man and woman Barack Obama said that they don't say that because they believe it what he his opinions changed that much as a grown man Like what did you do mushrooms?

1:08:49What did you do? Did you smoke damn tea like what did you do tell me what you did Where now you have this is complete change of heart Anything it's just be two people who are grown adults who love each other. They should be able to get married like what what happened You tell me right because or you foolish it right one of these things is going on either you're doing this political thing Which is like god it's so gross when they just they calculated with what they say just so they could win like oh Yeah They realize the gays can vote So also they realized that public support for gay marriage was way higher Because the stigma being gay all sort of you know And not that long ago it was way more stigmatized like so many people were in the closet in Hollywood You know because they kind of had to be and into this day the one open kind of homophobia you have in Hollywood is that gay men Never play straight men in In movies if they're out they never play like the leading romantic interest in a movie if everyone knows their gay That's why I'm not in any movies But also making gay marriage legal didn't cost them vast sums of money.

1:10:06I bet if we did an online poll Wherever American had to vote and had to log in Uh, and you pulled them do you think we should be giving money to foreign wars? I I can't imagine the number being lower than 90 % for now Yeah, I think I saw a recent Twitter poll when they try to do that the majority people is like no Yeah, I mean if we force people to vote on an actual issue Well, it's also you have so many people that are hawkish and they think that you know we can break Russia Or that we need to support Israel or you know whatever whatever their position is You know where they're real hawkish on and they have a limited about an information about it when you talk to them So many people when you talk to them about it You like well, why do you think that we need to keep sending money to Ukraine?

1:10:57Is it working like are they are these people being used as cannon fodder or are they gaining ground like You tell me what you think? Well, you know, I mean, I just think what Putin did was like do you support a guy like storming into a country taking over? I'm like no, I definitely don't I definitely didn't support that But that doesn't mean that you should spend hundreds of billions of dollars To prolong what seems like some horrible bloody conflict that just how are they gonna win? Are they gonna take over Russia like how are they gonna win? They're gonna kick Russia out Russia gonna quit They're never gonna do it again.

1:11:33NATO can move in everything's gonna be fine. Are you sure? Are you sure nuclear weapons aren't on the table? Are you fucking positive? Is it good that China and Russia have cuddled up together now? And they're all buddy buddy and they're fucking shaking hands and smiling taking pictures like is that good? That seems not good It seems not good if the whole fucking world is against us like that seems really bad And if they make our medicine right and what is the fucking what solution could Trump possibly do like when he says he could stop it Like how do you stop it? How do you stop it? I think Trump just puts the fear of God into these people a little bit I think he puts the fear of But guys they're gonna play by the rules right they read our news if they glance at our news It looks like we have a crazy president So they're like oh, let's wait a bit That's I honestly feel that way.

1:12:24I think that they think By glancing at our weird propaganda that we have the we're being fed they're like this guy's kind of crazy according to them So oh let's wait. I mean why did Putin wait? Why did Putin wait to invade Ukraine until Well poopy pants Jenkins was president. I would if I was gonna do anything. I'd do it right now Yeah, it just seems like everything's so chaotic Absolutely, we got no border or given money to fucking whoever wants it. We're already rich countries We got men who are the first female admiral Oh my god, we have so much chaos chaos. It's so kooky. Yeah, it's just so kooky And it's crazy.

1:13:06It's kooky and it it seems like they're just leaning into it like there's no course correction at all Just leaning into the kooky. Yeah Fun times. Oh, yeah for comedy. Oh my goodness. We have so much stuff to talk about stuff that you would have to Factor something that bizarre that people are accepting and any other time in history It's it's so weird so weird It really is like the whole country is hypnotized and I just think this is a perfect storm of things that are happening all the same time With AI emerging China and Russia becoming buddies Us being run by a dead man They're trying to stop this other guy from Even running and they're exposing how corrupt the democracy is they're exposing how corrupt the system is Just by charging this guy with 34 felonies for paying off a lady he had sex with like what And how else would he have paid her money to What was the way it was written the way it was put in a ledger It's basically on most situations it would have been considered a misdemeanor But they they turned it to a felony they trumped it up and they trumped it up all no pun intended And then they he signed like 34 different checks so there's 34 different The whole thing's crazy first of all what a cheap fuck a pair and installments Yeah Give you a little taste Keeper on the hook yeah That actually makes sense I guess now that I think about it Because if you pay her all the ones she could just write a book or whatever No the whole deal was that she couldn't talk if she got the money, but obviously that didn't work out She got the money and still talked like If you have the backing of the political party it doesn't matter Like especially the party that's in charge The but what's scary is how many democrats are willing to allow this kind of stuff to happen But a lot of them are aware of it.

1:15:12There was this one lady that went viral And she was talking about it and she's saying you have to understand Like I'm not a trump supporter. I don't like trump But this is really dangerous of democracy nobody can justify this And nobody could say this guy should be in jail for this just doesn't make any sense And especially if you wanted to look at past presidents with the same scrutiny I mean, there's there's so many instances of things that you could go And this is one of the things that Obama said when Obama got into office They were talking about George Bush and Dick Cheney being charged with war crimes And he was saying we're not going to look to the past we're going to look towards the future You know like I'm gonna prosecute anybody you imagine if If when Obama got into office if he decided to prosecute Dick Cheney and George Bush for crimes against humanity.

1:16:01Yeah crazy. Oh my god Can you know how crazy that would be Do you know how divided the country would be then? Well, that's the same thing kind of That is taking place now at a lesser scale obviously because it's not a war crime Be charged in someone with but you could you could charge trump with war crimes You could find some things that he did Especially with bombings and you know and even with what Obama did Obama during the administration They dropped a drone on the US citizen no trial no nothing boom Yeah Trump didn't even go for he didn't go for Obama he didn't go for Hillary You know, and he could have he could have tried them for things.

1:16:40Yeah. Well, especially Hillary Yeah, especially with the whole email thing the deleting of the emails And supposedly Trump's the crazy one trumps the loose cannon. They're all crazy That's what they don't want you to know. It's like sluts that are always talking bad about other girls for sluts You know, so what people do it's a it's a thing that you know people that's not me. I'm not like that It's just a weird thing that people do and people form teams and they justify why they should use any means necessary To silence the other people on the other team the opposition And they don't even realize they're setting a precedent No, and this motherfucker gets an office or another motherfucker gets an office that's a Republican You've got real problems now kids if the elections are real that's how it usually goes usually goes one side wins And like this fucking sucks.

1:17:29Let's try the other way the other guy wins like oh, this is bullshit Let's try the other way and this is what we've done in this country over and over and over again Yeah, you know we go Clinton to Bush Bush to Obama. That's what we do. Yeah, it's what we do We always do it this way. Yep and You change the way people are allowed to go after political candidates And you change the way you're allowed to silence and in in in prison your candidates Then we're like Mexico. We're just not assassinating people yet. You know, we're like a third world country. We're like a banana republic. We We're letting things other than the will of the people and what's best for the people Be what's what's running the thing We're letting the thing be run by the people that are in power that are corrupt that want to keep the power Because it's not just Biden Biden is barely there, right?

1:18:22It's all the people that are working there. You got to understand. He said this huge team behind them They don't want to leave what? Get on link lin get on linkedin and fucking try to get a new job. We'll start setting out your resume Yeah, I work for the worst administration ever Right I was one of the people you know I mean the one thing you can do is get a job as like a political person unlike TV You'll get one of those jobs like if you're a White House press secretary You know, and there's like hookah B isn't she like a governor now? Yeah, I think Arkansas or something That's a good one to start with Want to run the world start with arcades.

1:18:59Yeah I was talking to Tulsi Gabard the other night and I went off on a rant to her about uh mental health as silums Mm. I'm like that is These people are everywhere on the streets now. Yeah, it's crazy people And they I mean it's not a great thing to have them out. It's not good for them It's not good for everyone else. They're used to be actual places And the money that it would call I mean that's a cost that people would get behind. Yeah The things that we would pay for instead of the things that we are paying for Insane. I think that happened during the Reagan administration. I think they changed Like what it means to be a mentally ill person they let a bunch of people out Is that true?

1:19:51Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure it was during the rate You know Reagan was one of those Republicans that made people want to be a Democrat. Oh, you know who you know I heard actually was behind it was JFK because he didn't like what happened to his sister How so they gave his sister the lobotomy? Oh, yeah, and he turned against mental health institutions I can't remember if it was the gave his sister a lobotomy. Oh, yeah bad one. Oh my god Oh, it's like one of the big Kennedy secrets. You know, they stopped doing that in like the late 60s They did it for a long time. I had an Instagram post about it Because I went down a rabbit hole one night.

1:20:30Oh, like what? Like they just scrambled people's brains and there was all these ads Like smiley people afterwards happy people afterwards Just scramble your fucking brain with an iron rod that they push through your eyeball The eldest Kennedy daughter Wow Wow Yeah, man dude brains are just like everything else. There's just like some people have bad livers And they're uh search for cures. Okay, November 1941 Mr. Kennedy arranged to have a lobotomy performed on rosemary It was immediately clear that the operation had drastically failed rosemary had lost most of her ability to walk or talk Her personality had been forever altered and she was left physically disabled After being released from the hospital rosemary was Immediately institutionalized.

1:21:27There's a story. I've read about the doctor It's like one doctor who was doing a lot of the lobotomies. He was traveling around to all the asylum. Yeah, I'm doing Yeah, I read about that guy. He loved it He loves scramble and brains I mean, what a fucking like it's remember when you used to whack the TV to get the signal to come in People don't know like we would be watching TV be watching like a baseball game and you go You know, what the fuck you smack the TV and we come back here. Yeah, you got it Like that's how bad electronics were back then you would smack the TV and sometimes it would fix it Like sometimes it was like going up.

1:22:02It was just like blip blip the screen would go up and you just whack the side of it It would stay still It's pretty good. Remember those days. Yeah. Yeah, that was that was their version of fixing brains That was just like whacking a TV. It's like what's the scramble is brains. Yeah, and then going through your eyeball Oh, that's where they go through they pull your eyeball side Yeah, they pull your eyeball side. Excuse me. Oh, the way. I got shove a metal rod in there and just did get in the brain They get in your frontal lobe and just go like this. Ah No, yeah, oh god, you know Bro imagine that's a good idea.

1:22:40I know how to fix it everybody What was like the most successful lobotomy? Did anybody get a lobotomy and like wow that one fucking worked? Like is it Google Google what's the most successful lobotomy Yeah, somebody came out the most amazing guy No way no way But that's we won like best case scenario like this might work Like one guy maybe they only scrambled them a little You know like Rosy hadn't got hit by a car became a great comedian. Kinnison hit by a car became a great comedian Like there's a little bit of brain damage not bad for you little bit. Yeah, just uh Just a touch just a thud. Oh, yeah, it's a little bit everybody needs a little bit A little bit.

1:23:30Yeah, just a little bit. Yeah I had so many wrestling in high school the last person who had one died In 1967 that's when they were like enough. Yeah, I barely missed that I was born in 57. I got the bottom last psychotic medication Let's point to 57 with the wrong parents 100 % they would like scramble his brains One and or if I was born with the wrong parents they would have put me on pro -zac for sure For sure they would have put me on some sort of ADHD medicine This is the best I'm getting is like their claims of improvement Mm -hmm. They reported 63 % of their patients had improved while 24 % saw no change and 14 % became worse Oh That guy looks pretty good afterwards The beginning looks like he's like taking a horrible shit like oh god And the afterwards he's like I get it now That's what they were just like they were agitated before and then afterwards they were smiling as like okay Yeah, so some it worked, but it seems like a very crude idea Maybe you know now the oh that one's a weird one now when they cut the top of that dude's head off Oh, that was a rough one Oh Jesus Christ to going through the nose on that way.

1:24:45It's wearing a muscle shirt. That's right. That's right. Oh Christ I hope she's out cold. Well, I don't know guys have sleeves. Yeah, they probably look what the way everyone's holding her hand She might not have beaten out She's not They probably barely put people out back then. Yeah, they're fucking crazy. I watch videos of some of this Oh, don't make me watch videos of it. All right. Here we go. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, he says Prefrontal lobotomy psychological cinema prefrontal lobotomy chronic schizophrenia from the psychiatric department Oh, so this is the lady female a 25 can you send state hospital patient for four years failure to improve after several courses Both insulin and convulsive shock while the shock therapy back then showing antagonistic hostility Reaction in seclusion quarters prior to bilateral prefrontal lobotomy Oh bilateral bilateral prefrontal lobotomy like this bitch is so crazy.

1:25:42We're gonna give her a double dose Just seems like someone in the audience that killed Tony like a regular. Yeah, she's not bad Two months post operative now friendly and cooperative entering into occupational and recreational activities. Let's see what she looks like now Oh the other people oh There she is now now she's all laughing. She's your fucking brain scrambled Now her hair's all fucked up. It's crazy though that your brain can be scrambled and you can still function like that seems to Well, you barely function But that's the thing like people did shot in the head and they lose like half their head and they still talk right There's a lot of weird stuff that happens to people with their brain your brain when one part of your brain gets damaged The other part of your brain seems to have an ability to recover.

1:26:27There's this one guy see if you can find this story this one guy Developed fluid in his brain when he was young and they drained it so they installed some sort of a thing that drain the fluid from his brain and Once they did that as he got older got another MRI and they realized his brain was missing He only had the outside area of the brain and he had like a 75 IQ But he was fully functioning with the entire center of his brain gone It's you see the MRI like what in the fuck the guy has no brain You know like oh that fucking guy is no brain. That's him. He actually has no brain. You gotta leave him alone.

1:27:09It's not his fault It's literally gone So he developed some sort of fluid and they put something in there. I forget where it drained to But then over time you know his symptoms went away, but his brain went away too Like whatever that fluid was in his brain. It was like took over the whole brain. Ah Oh god see if you can find that It's called hydrosophilus when there's brain too much cerebral fluid cerebral spinal fluid excess cerebral spinal fluid Yeah, this dude I know it's not coming up. I had no brain And they were talking about how different parts of your brain just make up for what's missing That your brain sort of figures it out and says okay You know what else they found?

1:27:55Playing 3D video games Increases gray matter in your brain. It's like a recent study. That's a good thing. Yes. Yeah It increases your like three -dimensional video games Actually increase some gray matter in your brain in some way And they're not saying like people aren't incurred See the thing about video games is people always want to say don't do it You're wasting your life if you do I say it you're wasting your life if you do video games However They're awesome. Yeah, they're awesome. Are you really wasting your life or are you doing something? Awesome you're wasting your life if you do it only right, but if you want to do it good You gotta do it a lot.

1:28:34Yeah, if you want to really fucking murder people in call duty You got to be on that bitch every day. You got to get the moves down. You got to figure out how to aim. That's the guy Is it same case? Scientists research man missing 90 % of his brain who leads a normal life French man. Yeah, that's the dude 44 -year -old French man start experiencing weakness in his legs He went to the hospital when the doctors told him it was missing most of his brain the man's skull was full of fluid With just a thin layer of brain tissue left The Condition is known as hydrose cephalus He was living a normal life He has a family he works IQ was tested at the time complaint came up 84 84 was slightly below normal range since person is not bright, but perfectly socially apt Clearness is a cognitive psychologist University of Libre in Brussels when he learned about the case Which first described in the Lancet in 2007?

1:29:29He saw a medical miracle, but also a major challenge to theories about consciousness His dude is missing 90 % of his fucking The guy get that guy on kill Tony now. Yeah Imagine if you wrote for him. Oh, how many this guy is actually you put a photo of his brain up on the screen And explain that this guy is literally up here with no brain Going back to the brain damage making people funny thing We have a new regular As of yesterday and it was only his second night ever on the show Drew Nickins who was bullied by his own military partners um And I don't know what they did to him something head trauma wise that he didn't really want to get into But he's so fucking funny like he's just naturally the most likeable funniest fucking was he funny before the head injury I don't know that's a good question.

1:30:30Does he know? Like how how aware is he when you're talking to him very so he's all there you talk to him. Yep, but he has brain damage. Yeah You know how many people I know with brain damage. Oh, yeah, you are the you are the uh The the beekeeper of people with brain damage. I know a lot of people with various stages of brain damage You know This is Rather than 90 % of this man's brain being missing It's more likely that it's simply been compressed into the thin layer that you can see in the images above Which is Compressed so the brain has different density? I mean if it's like jello, can you make your brain like you can make your quads?

1:31:16Fucking dense, you know some people have mushy quads and some people have quads You could fucking jump on top of a huge box Maybe you can make your brain like that Super connective maybe video games is the way you do it Find that study Because that's that's crazy speaking of brain damage. Did you see the UFC put out a clip of Sugar Sean landing that knee on Cheeto Vera without any commentary? Bro Cheeto Vera has a chin that's made out of like Wolverine bones. Oh my god His chin is insane It sounds like somebody hitting a wooden baseball bat against another wooden baseball bat. Not only that is head snaps back All the way back I mean it's by the way it might be the most perfectly time.

1:32:03Nia I've ever seen here it is Bro sugar Sean is a fucking assassin. Oh bro that cat is an assassin sitting next to him The whole time before that roast because it was that thing went on for two hours before I got up there And there's nobody I would have rather have sat next to right a guy was common to pressure exactly Yeah exactly and he turned to me at one point and goes dude. I don't know what it is It's like 20 minutes before our thing Ron Burgundy was up just up there killing and we were like all kids laughing for a second And he goes dude. I don't know what's going on man, but I'm nervous.

1:32:47Fuck and it's you going up there He goes are you nervous? And I'm such a cornball. I told him how I really felt and I go I'm probably exactly how you were right before the Cheeto fight right now Like I've all the work I've ever done is come to this point and he goes Calm I go calm calm. Yeah, if you've done the work. Yeah. If you haven't done the work It's anxiety. Oh, yeah, it's a rotten fear pull like you got to really do the work if you're gonna do something big Whatever it is I've done that before where I did the work and it feels so much different because I've also done it where I kind of fucked off And then you're like, oh, I didn't do my best the live aspect made it crazy I mean, I'm looking at the three stairs that I had to go up like a keep keep glancing at them and they're at an angle You know, it's not like and they're not like that well lit It's kind and they're kind of long and not that tall so I knew I had to like Look, I had to study them the little things like that Did you see what Andrew Schultz was saying about Kim Kardashian that she was like completely disconnected That she just sat up there like this she sat straight the entire time like it was completely unaffected and completely disconnected even Once you get in shit on She kind of get hold along.

1:34:02I was watching her performative or real I think I think kind of real Take shoes the whole thing was very robotic she brought like four sixes with her which I thought was hilarious because like even at that level Even a super hot chick Exactly So she was just at a table of sixes just this 10 With sixes There you go like a like a like a like a good poker hand four sixes and a 10 Have you ever watched that show her show? No, not really my wife watches it in the gym. Sometimes she gets in the gym before me. We'll have to watch this shit It's amazing that it's a show It's basically let's go get some gum I went to this thing and I had a talk you should fill your dreams and go for it Okay, and then back at a limo shiny L .A.

1:34:56It's all like smash cuts to different scenes Like the scenery of L .A. is kind of like half of the show's like you know like overhead views The palm trees the beach you know and then they're like what are we doing for dinner? Yeah, oh my god But they look pretty yeah, they look pretty yeah, it was epic. It's doing them all good. I think that's what it is. Oh yeah Everybody's on it now Everybody that can be on it's on it Brian Simpson had a real bad reaction to it. Yeah Well Brian Simpson's made of bread You can't just inject those epic into bread and then expect the bread to just disappear He was the one guy that did the carnivore diet with us and just like uh, I'm a little suspicious.

1:35:40Oh, yeah Sneaky sneaky little devil we were busting his balls all the time he'd have food delivers He'd have food deliveries come up to the green room and he'd be like god damn it They put bread on this sandwich. Oh well me and Derek and a son the the looks that we would give each other the Holding in secret fucking laughs Nuclear capacity fucking laughter all the time They're like why'd you order it with the bread? He's like because if you don't order it with the bread They don't put all the things on there because there's no containment system So I order it with the bread and take off the bread sure.

1:36:20Oh, yeah, he's just got bread with you. I eat it later. Oh, yeah Oh, man, it's part of the fun of Brian Simpson though, you know He gets these super breaded chicken wings. Oh, it's so fun. I don't know what it is with me in fat jokes I just I've always just I just can't get enough of it. I just love it I it's always been my number one like roasting specialty if anybody's ever big. Oh my god. It's just I don't know Oh, David Lucas you have a never ending supply. Oh, yeah depending upon what he's wearing Yeah, it's amazing post Malone got him good because he he went after post Malone at the forum in the arena and He was wearing a camo shirt and post just fucking Grabbed that microphone put it right up to his mouth and goes you're the only guy in camo that the people all the way in the back of the arena You got a standing.

1:37:18Oh On David Lucas David Lucas got lit up in LA by the gas which I love because it's like fun for me to step back And get to like you know kind of root for these guys Harland is a monster Harland is so silly. This is a this snake on the table. This is his His tapeworm that he pulled out of his pants at the end of the episode he calls it to me tree Oh He said he had a tapeworm. He got a tapeworm. Where do you see he was? I did he started he started the show he ate a rat somewhere. Oh I'm not much to peach you something I've been resisted in the dead exist. Yeah, he ate some rat and like some foreign country Oh, he is unbelievable him and David went back and forth for like 10 minutes It felt like Straight and every single blow I told Jeff Ross and Brian Moses all the roast battle guys after that night Because we were all there was a festival going on So we were all hanging out after we would all do our separate things that night.

1:38:25I told them all I go The best roast battle that's ever happened just happened and it wasn't with you guys. It was on killtony They're like what? David Lucas versus Harland Williams of all people Because Harland silliness cannot be cut through it makes him immediately Totally undogable if you call him old he calls you a bitch if you call him anything He just rolls with it and jujitsu's it into his own Ritort that it's indescribable. I wish I could remember more the moments But he's like, you know, David's just reaching for anything one part was just you old ass bitch because David's just getting beat So he's getting piled on so he's not even writing at this point his brain is just on the defensive He goes you old ass bitch because he knows Harland just got him and Harland without any hesitation goes You're my bitch tonight and so every for every punch there's a counter punch and It was magic Magic Unbelievable in the moment you can't prep for it.

1:39:28You cannot write for it That's a thing of a clunky and you're trying to recall And that that pause that hesitation that happens in roast battle that doesn't necessarily happen in a parking lot Roespatter are on a killtony with David and Harland just heavyweights going back and forth those recalls aren't there It's just flow state. Yeah, and it's magical when he said that post -mall looks like an unemployed crocodile hunter It's just like the perfect line The perfect light I'm telling you guys I've been saying this Forever, but you really need to do it the two of you should do a show together. You really should Yeah, there's no reason why you don't you guys should do a podcast even if you do it once a week for an hour You guys both talking shit to each other and talking shit about things because the chemistry of the two of you together is so unique And it brings out the best in David It brings out the David that I want to see when he goes on stage I want to see the same guy that is like in the heat of roast battle or heat of battling with you on killtony Bring that everywhere.

1:40:32Yeah, that same energy. We're working on some really fun things now actually. What are you working on? There's a series that is actually in development right now that's cool, but I'm really excited about this movie idea that That he just had a big meeting about where I'm a principal and he's a gym fat gym teacher and There's a bunch of like they thams at the school and then there's a school shooting and we have to protect the they thams and all this stuff And there's just all these vessels and setups for Everything we can just do everything that we've ever done, but actually like implement it into a modern type of ridiculous comedy.

1:41:13So if you did that where would you do it? Like who would you do it with? Where yeah, we're like you want to have the most amount of creative control over some point right if you're gonna do it And it's gonna be hard Yeah, it's gonna be hard It's gonna be maybe Netflix would do it. Yeah Netflix would probably be the best place to do it They'll probably take the most chances exactly especially after the roast bet the Tom Brady roast Which was the most watched thing on Netflix ever yeah ever And it's wild comedy which is so good for comedy man that roast was so good for comedy huge Absolutely huge and It was just it's just wild because everybody needed that everybody wants that and Talk about you know, there was a lot of rewatching of that people watched it and then they went and wanted to show their uncles or their dads or their whatever, you know, they wanted to see their reactions to it So it's being watched multiple times on top of the actual numbers that we know right, you know Yeah, it's You know, you can't share Netflix stuff like we were talking about earlier with YouTube But you can rewatch it with people how many people have Netflix accounts like how many Netflix accounts are there I think it's like a let's google it Take guess how many think world wide it's got to be like hundreds I think it's 200 million about world wide yeah Let's find out 269 million subscribers and how much does it cost a month It depends there's a couple different what's the high -end 19 now I think 20 bucks and what's the low -end?

1:43:05Oh really that's not a bad deal Because you could just skip the ads you only watch for a couple seconds use them to pee there's ad supported Standard with ad standard and premium Standard with ads is 699 standard is 1599 what's the difference between standard and premium? The let's see the number of divorce or excuse me devices you can watch at one time Oh, what your HD is available on premium and full HD is only on standard You can download to a different number of devices with premium Okay, and you can add an extra remember who does not live with you the downloads big if you're on playing You need the download huge.

1:43:48I've never been on a plane that you can watch a movie on right Never it's sometimes they have good Wi -Fi and you could you could actually almost watch a youtube video Which is every now and then it spins and it comes back on but most of the time not you know They're not really ready for that yet. I wonder if that'll change with starlink You know, I wonder if they'll hook up starlink to play. Do we saw starlink the other night? Have you seen it go over? I have no I have not oh, it's the craziest fucking thing people think it's a UFO It's insane. It's like a bunch of stars Well, like they get it in the Amazon now But there was an article that I sent to oh here we go remote Amazon tribe connects Elon My Starlink internet becomes hooked on porn and social media.

1:44:31Yeah, I was I shared this with Paul Rosalie So there's a bunch of people that are like very concerned about this because they're seeing their kids like staring at phones now And they're also seeing kids that want to leave the tribe and go out into the regular world when it arrived everyone was happy Uh, whoa say that name Sayinamah Maruba Sinema Maruba 73 told New York Times, but now things have gotten worse young people have gotten lazy because the internet She explained they're learning the ways of the white people who wow is crazy They just call us lazy did yes, damn the white people Well, you know there's a lot of us that are lazy What does it say?

1:45:13remote tribe in Brazil become bitterly divided nine months after getting access to satellite internet Wow 2000 people Wow right below Peru Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that I want to know what kind of porn they're watching Everything yeah, I probably can't believe it. Yeah, these white ladies fake lips just suck and digs Initially the internet was herald as a positive For the remote tribe who were able to quickly contact authorities for help with emergencies including potentially deadly snake bites. It's already saved lives Uh Unroke Maruba all Maruba use the same last name. Oh wow. They're all like the same people How do you know if you're having sex with your cousin then they have the same last name?

1:46:01They're probably they're all the same last name probably cousins the whole thing has the same last name There's 2000 people the odd like you know that um north sensual island like that the story about that guy who was the Missionary went there and got killed there's only 39 people there So they're all related to each other damn So at this point they might not even be able to go help those people Like Imagine if you just stepped in say hey, we're gonna establish schools and clinics and like who knows what's going on with them 60 ,000 years of people living on one island and There's only 39 of them left And you can't go there they'll kill yeah, they'll fucking kill you the moment you get off your boat They try to kill a bunch of people there was a bunch of people that had a banded a boat that that that uh ran ashore Um, they got rescued and as they were getting rescued the north sensimal people were Headed on boats to them.

1:46:56Oh Oh frightening Imagine if they're like mentally challenged Right, we don't know we really don't know no one's interviewing them Like what are they like if if you know if you ever seen that um show soft white underbelly No, it's a great show on YouTube, but I had the guy on who's the host of it And one of the things that he's done is document this family in West Virginia that's like severely in bread severely like the the man the older man all he does is bark He doesn't talk he just barks. Have you see you got you have to see this you have to see this I think we'll have to edit it out, right Well, I don't know we'll see if we get caught if we get a strike But go to visit soft white underbelly on YouTube.

1:47:49It's not just that he interviews All kinds of crazy people from all walks of life. It's a very interesting show Um, so these people are the wittakers in West Virginia. Oh, I'm gonna love this Oh, yeah, listen to this. Listen to this though. Listen That's the guy They're all in bread look all of them look at her so what are your names It's I'm sorry. What was this? He's in dry. Ray. I remember Ray. I photographed you right. You remember? Here's a go. He barks. Your name is Lorraine and Timmy Yeah You guys grew up here in in an odd West Virginia How many years have you lived here? Oh my life. Oh my life You're uh You guys I mean did you go to school?

1:48:58You did Some of your brother and sisters probably didn't go to school or how much schooling did they get? Yeah They did they did wish go wrong They graduated you graduated from what? You went to high school Timmy? Yeah, he went to high school all day Yeah, that's good enough wow whoa he's been there twice he he's visited them twice The show's incredible. Oh, yeah, I mean and this guy you know like I'm not just imagine encountering these people like you what do you do? Oh, yeah, that's the photographs he took of them like a long time ago Man do not run out of gas around there. Oh, dude. You're fucked.

1:49:46You're fucked There's some parts of this country, you know that are literally like the movie deliverance. Yeah, that's real Yeah, like you go through the Appalachios you take a wrong turn Run out of gas start walking for help get the dark out man, you literally see it framing cross Fuck he stumbled upon a KKK meeting Maybe you got a Spanish last name So you got to throw your driver's license in the woods in the middle to great. Oh boy Right next to barn west Virginia. Oh my god, dude There ain't shit out there. Oh my god The bus church on the street. Oh, of course there is there's another church another Baptist church It's all just churches people just listen man if you live in a place like that church is the best fucking thing going You know, yeah, I think church for a lot of people is like the green room for us It's a place you go to see the community recharge you love everybody Yeah, and then you decide you're gonna be a good person.

1:50:48Yeah You know, yeah, you're gonna try to do your best you're gonna try to make a bunch of people laugh you're gonna try to Become a good Christian Yeah, I was rewatching there will be blood recently those church scenes. I mean fucking unbelievable that movies insane Oh, it's so good. That's all bakersfield. That's all that area of the tatcha piece. Yeah, they were filming that when they were filming no country for old men At the exact same time and no country for old men had to stop shooting one day because the black smoke from their will be blood Was messing up their background Wow, isn't that crazy?

1:51:25That is crazy two of the last great non -terrentino movies Yeah, and they were filmed at the same time came out at the same time Up for the same awards bangers bangers did one of them not win movie the year because that's crazy Well one of them had to not win. It's weird that they don't like up against each other like that. Yeah I don't like the Cattabee excuse me. I don't like the Academy Awards right no mean either doesn't it. I don't like awards for art I think it distorts the whole thing I mean on one hand It gives the films a lot of recognition and it helps people do other cool projects and it helps more great movies get made Um, and you get to showcase great actors and they get rewarded so people want to become a great actress.

1:52:13They can get an award but at the end of the day man like The number one and the number one movie is like why right why yeah, so just say what you love right why you loved it What's great about it is the way But unless we have a we're so competitive we want a contest totally And it doesn't make sense because it's like oh forest gumps and Academy award -winning movie and pulp fiction and shashank redemption are not Only because they coincidentally came out in the same year If they went one if it went 92 93 94 right they would all be winners without a doubt maybe there's a lot of bangers in the early 90s Yeah, that's true.

1:52:57You can get away with a lot more back then you can do more stuff Well, I mean they were fucking creative. They weren't scared. Yeah, the network notes kill things nowadays Well, it's not just the network notes. It's like all the executives and all the people behind the scenes They're all like captured by this ideology and they're real careful about how they do things or what they do It's like they get really scared the executives fuck it up. I have a Someone that Told me that many saints of Newark from David Chase was supposed to be quite different I'm sure and it came from the top and notes for David Chase who is A monster.

1:53:44I mean I still I probably brought this up here before but I still to this day and I laughed about it to myself just a couple nights ago There I am glancing through I blasted through the new season of the jinx which is fucking unbelievable on HBO One of my favorite murder documentaries ever with the crazy ass Robert Durst and then there I am just Yep, nothing here we go rewatching the sopranos for the five thousandth time and it's Every fucking time better than the last. It's unbelievable There's so many things that I still am like oh my god. I never noticed that Well, it's also one of those shows that you know so many things happened you can go back and watch it again And the acting's absolutely insane Gandalfinean is prime Lane Bronco and our prime ed Falco It steals it somehow the mom steals it.

1:54:37There's times where she can We eat Falco's not the mom. She's she's sopranos wife. Yeah, yeah, that's yeah, that's what I remember mom talking about the kids mom Yeah, they were placed with CGI and it looked really fake. Yeah, that part's crazy I that's the episode that I watched the other night. I was just going to lean on that season three episode one or two I think they should redo that like they read it Star Wars. Yeah, you know You know they're reading like Yoda they made Yoda CGI. Yeah, they fucked it up. Yeah, they should do that with the mom It wasn't that bad. It was bad. It's not look.

1:55:11It's not that terrible fake It just looks fake compared to them There was something about her head moved weird. It's coming up. There's a part where she reacts because that's that part that part. Yeah Fucking nothing now look here. I don't like That kind of talk look her head's not moving Yeah, that's what it is her head's frozen He didn't look as fake as I remembered right. It's like a deep fake back then That was as good as it get that probably cost up million dollars. Yeah, who knows what that cost? Yeah But why did they do that? Why didn't they just have her we found out she's dead? Um, because get a phone call because they had to put one last bit of closure on it right there They find out that she never filled out the books that Carmella his wife got her for the kids because she felt guilty Or she felt like no one will read my book.

1:56:06So it's one last her unloading her guilt She dies that episode she dies right after that. He goes out Smokes a cigar by the pool comes in the kids and his wife are there and he's like what's going on Your mom passed away And so then oh god and the I mean it's just crazy how that I mean this series changed everything it's still Totally changed TV. Yeah game of thrones breaking bad Fargo all these great series that came after it would not have happened if it wasn't for David Chase and the sopranos I agree. Yeah, it changed it changed what was possible because it became an enormous movie Instead of it being a show where they wrap up wrap up the story each week Everything ties into the next episode.

1:56:53You're glued to your seat You can't wait for Sunday like went whenever it wasn't yeah, you're like was it Sunday? Yeah, you're like when is Sunday coming around? Oh my god I mean it was the first show that people were just Absolutely riveted and addicted to and he was about a guy was a murderer And somehow or another you're rooting for the murderer. Yep. He was mean. Yeah, he killed his friend Like there's a lot of crazy shit and he's still the good guy kills his own cousins Yeah, two of the main characters Steve Bouchemmy and Michael and periodoli um spoiler Well, yeah, the Christopher Malthusante murder was the craziest one Because the way he did it was just like cheese Yeah, so ruthless But Kind of also made sense.

1:57:42I mean from his perspective if he would have let him keep going He would have ended up he could have killed his own kid That's the part because he glances back and he sees the branch in the baby seat And he knows that Christopher he admits to him right then I'm on drugs. I'm on a pop you need to say you're driving Yeah, which is their ongoing thing for seasons is you got to get off the drugs. Yeah And so I mean shocking as all hell for us viewers at the time. Yeah Crazy. Yeah, you know the other one those are was it poly that killed his girlfriend? Who killed his girlfriend Remember in the end when they went chasing after him in the woods you fucking cut And he's like he's gonna kill her with a gun and she realizes he's gonna kill oh yeah, yeah, she runs Yeah, and he murders her would that was Silvio Silvio who plays guitar for Bruce Springsteen's band But yeah, she never saw it coming that was so creepy.

1:58:37Yeah, that's creepy because that's real like inside her You know that lady your whole life. Yep, you know that lady your whole life now you chasing her with a pistol calling her a cunt Yep, you're gonna kill her and she realized you're gonna kill when she's screaming Oh in that world if you talked to the government You know especially back then it's it's cold. It's just as cold as ice It's the one thing you can't do So all their friendship. Yeah, what a fucking show. Oh, it's incredible and every fucking episode is better than Literally almost anything else out there That's the crazy part is it's just I have I can't stop rewatching it.

1:59:17It's just the funniest ongoing game On my fucking my bedroom television thinks I'm a psycho Well, it's one of those shows that like Then we realized what's possible to raise the bar for everybody else and then you know game of thrones is like the next one It was another one where you like and then that one was even crazier because you got fucking dragons and Insane special effects and The CGI had kind of caught up with everything by especially with the new one the new game of thrones So CGI is off the charts, but like how long does that take to make like the new one was over like a year ago Yeah, like how long is that when is the next season of what is it called the new one called?

2:00:02House of dragons. Yeah When does the new house of dragons come out?

2:00:11Two weeks holy shit dude. That's perfect. Oh because I'm wrapping up the gentleman I only have one more episode of the gentleman. It's the gentleman. Oh You don't know it's a new guy Richie series on Netflix. Oh, it's the same Did you ever see the movie the gentleman? No, the movie is fucking awesome the movie is like Matthew McConaughey and it's about weed dealers and it's like these This Like organized crime weed movie and this just follows that It just is a different branch of that world, but it's fucking amazing It's such a good show. I tried that samurai one you recommended But there was a kill bill moment of ripoff of kill bill and I and I just couldn't like who's the ripoff There's a part where they're doing the walk out and it's like frame for frame a ripoff of Lucy lose walk out when she's arriving To that place.

2:01:09I just hate it just drives me crazy how many people and how many things Are derivative take from yeah, but Quentin oh did that a lot you know? Well, yeah, that was part of it It was but it was an homage it's an homage to these films exactly I feel like Resort dogs like you know, Mosh to another like a Chinese film. Yeah Yeah, I can't remember the name of it, but yeah a lot of his things are but When they do it to him. It's just different. That's funny. Yeah, that's funny It's interesting to do that in a historical novel Turned to a show like Shogun. I didn't notice it, but I love the show shows incredible Shows are really well done.

2:01:49Shogun's really well done. It's fucking riveting. I love it A lot of people told me that past episode one is when it gets cooking. I just couldn't I don't know It's very good dude. If you give it a shot It's very good, but the if I was gonna recommend some I'd say the gentleman watch that yeah So crazy. It's so great so much wild shit happens. It's just like Jesus. Yeah, oh And I think they're gonna do a season two You never caught up with the jinx huh? No, never caught up with it. You never watched season one. No I knew what happened I remember the story and I just you know It's one of those things like I've never watched the wire.

2:02:28It just got away from me mean either The wire is awesome. Yeah, everybody talks about it. Bourdain was always raving about it. Yeah Jamie loved it. I never watched it. I can't hear you guys talk about superannos without screaming it in my head I'm like you guys haven't seen this though. It's the wire better. I can't say it's better. Oh, I say it's better Say it bitch. This is the kind of awards. Somebody gets the Oscar who gets it? It came after so like who gets the fucking award Stop trying to like dodge the question. I'd argue the superannos, but I don't like it. I don't personally like it better Oh really?

2:02:57Why do you think I don't like breaking bad either? I didn't really didn't do it I tried I watch it after the wire so I started to watch and I'm like fuck there's it's like limited by not being Is level of real because there's like their censoring themselves a little bit just felt That's like I'm gonna get into it The wire is so hyper realistic is the word you so much. I mean, it's When it's talked about that. It's just like it's really cool to watch all right. I'm gonna get into it this summer I'm gonna start watching the wire this summer. I'm I'm I'll filled up until the summer. Yeah, I'm gonna walk I can only watch things a couple nights a week.

2:03:32I don't have the same same That's why I like the superannos. It's like background noise and if I'm paying attention. I'm laughing or enthralled I have to like today if I'm like like I have to if I don't do a certain amount of work Like I feel lazy right? It's not a good feeling. Yeah, if I'm just watching too much TV I feel like I could have gotten so much done totally and I could have gotten a bunch of like my little I can enjoy Shows if I've done what I need to do, but if I don't like if I didn't work out that day. I'm not watching TV Yeah, I'm gonna feel like a piece of shit. Yeah, you know, it's my off day.

2:04:08Yeah, same I don't let myself like I don't have a video game console and I don't play games on my phone So when I got back from LA to treat myself even though I don't even play chess I downloaded a chess app because my Instagram showed me a finishing chess move and I you don't know how to play chess Well, I do now, okay, because I don't know how to play chess either. I was saying maybe we could play chess Well, it's only been a couple weeks and I'm obsessed Cut to me last night in bed at 4 30 a .m. I'm on my phone playing people around the world in chess And it's crazy. I love it Chess is a fun game obviously.

2:04:46Yeah, it's just to me. It's one of those time sucks that I'm scared of totally exactly video games just like golf I you know, you obviously know I have a giant pool prop pools of the problem. Yeah, I played pool with my friend Tommy in New Jersey on Friday night till five in the morning Yeah, the day of the UFC. Yeah Went to the hotel room. I slept till 3 p .m We got up showered Got some food made to the arena golf said different kind of time Waste or though it is a little bit of exercise air the air the nature the oxygen Being around the trees and the fresh grass and everything it hits You give you a jolt of energy gives you a crazy amount of energy.

2:05:30I told you see it man. Yeah, I get it It probably super beneficial for me to pick up golf. Yeah, I probably enjoy it tons of item in D But I can't right I'm too I'm too busy and I have too many things that I really love like I already love archery. I have to practice if I don't practice I don't shoot good if I don't shoot good. That's not good. I gotta gotta stay in It's like pool you have to stay in stroke with archery. You have to stay focused. You have to stay like in tune I don't know what the word they would use for just being like on when you when you know where that arrow is going Just fucking no Yeah, you know, and it's all a different distance.

2:06:07It's like any day of the week You can wake me up at four o 'clock in the morning. I could hit a bull's eye at 20 yards But 20 yards is not that most of the time. I'll hit in the nine or ten right but most of the time Like when you're shooting you're not gonna shoot at 20 yards you have to shoot at like 40 or 60 or so So I practice like 74 I practice at 85 sometimes and that's that's a long distance like you were really requires like a fine tuning of your feel of the bow Like as you're drawing back and you're centering your pin This is Zen state where all you can think about is the movement of The arrow all you can think about is the correct technique All you can think about is like how you want that arrow to just sink right into that target perfectly The perfect time to release Right when the pin is settled over the spot where you want to hit and the arrow just goes And you want it And it's magical.

2:07:06It's like it cleans your mind It's like it hoses off all of life's bullshit because it requires everything of you in that one moment Yeah And I think any if you can find anything like that whatever the fuck it is whether it's yoga or whatever it is golf You find a thing where when you're doing it it requires all of your concentration I think that's like a good flush out of the system and I think people don't have that have a lot of fucking anxiety And I think the you know a lot What's you know, it's your brain never gets cleaned out like you need a thing that's almost like a You know people do it through meditation They do it through a lot of different ways But it's like there's a way you're focusing only on one thing that's like super beneficial for some reason Yeah No doubt about it I went and did you the Hot yoga fucking spaghetti and weg you meatballs flush the other day You think did yoga after you had it?

2:08:05Well not right after no, but the next day the next day I had hot yoga after eating the spaghetti the night before yeah I ate so much with Joey Friday night. I had to force myself to eat Saturday before the fights Yeah, I was like I took a shit That would It would astonish people It was stonest you that that was all in your body like that was all in there It was astonishing the volume. It's like where to go where was that? Yeah, how did all that come out of me? But I thought about how much I ate I had enormous amount of food. Yeah, they just kept bringing us food too They're like the chef sent us over like oh my god.

2:08:44Oh the best oh Real Italian food priceless. Well boy. Does it fucking hamper your motor skills? Hamper's everything afterwards like I played pool like shit for like the first hour and a half This couldn't get going. Yeah, it was just like oh, I was just like I my stomach literally hurt from being stretched out It was like it was hurting My god, I'll do it again. Yeah, I'll do it again tomorrow Like I think once a month. That's not bad right if you enjoy yourself once a month have a glass of wine Have have some spaghetti the next day I had link weenie with clams too. Oh Damn so good. Yeah. Yeah, well not good for you Not good for you But damn, but there's a lot of things in life like that like I think if you just live your whole life Only eating super healthy and never doing anything like okay But you definitely missed out on some stuff like you missed out on some amazing meals like do you you're not gonna get all those flavors All tied together in something that is not gonna give you a little autoimmune flare up.

2:09:52Yeah It's like I think it's a thing that you experience and it's a you could pay a cost the cost for experiencing a delicious Post -a -meal is you go into a coma right? That's the cost. Yeah, I was thinking about this one Tom Brady came out for the roast because we're there at the front table and he comes out and he was just so much Taller and more present than I thought he would be you know, they mean he's like I know grace of all time It's not the giant opposing force of presence. He was laughing at the jokes. He wasn't caught day dreaming or staring at the telepathic When you said about his shoes like nice shoes bitch He goes I'll shove this up your ass right now And I was stumped dude.

2:10:40There is a hard two seconds where I had to reset and be like oh my god Do I acknowledge that was that mic? Did they did they hear that I did not hear it right? Well, I just found out that when they did they pat they did an edit pass through on it and I haven't seen it yet But I guess they turned up his volume on that so now you can hear it Which I actually I'm looking forward to seeing for the first time But they just did a final pass through edit like last week. They told me what did he say to Jeff Ross when Jeff Ross Made a joke about Robert Kraft getting a hand job. He said don't do that shit again But I think he was hitting I don't know because I think that was part of the rules wasn't it?

2:11:20Yeah, they were not supposed to talk about that one I was never told that um interesting but Yeah, because they knew you wouldn't weren't doing it. Have they seen your set? Mmm Not exactly no they hadn't they didn't know they hadn't seen the meat and potatoes of it. I showed them some cute Oh, yeah You have to hide it from up for their own good for their own good for their own good right yeah, show exactly Yeah, yeah, everyone wins Exactly you guys have the literally if ever joke was like soft and easy. Yeah, you and I got 55 million people watching it right People were watching because they were telling people like you got to see this.

2:12:08This is insane. Yeah And Nicky did so good she or her set was so tight that it really got the thing kick started Jeff going first her second and then the momentum was built Drew Bledsoe did great everybody was really really good It was kind of fucking awesome to be there around a bunch of like Because those football players are so goddamn competitive that they were all Really working hard so even though you're expecting to be like Tom was a good at throwing a football Like they all wanted to be the best And they were riding for them. Yeah, so who was riding for those guys? There was a whole amazing team Led by the guys that have written like all the roasts Mike Furuchi and Ray James and a bunch of a bunch of like guys that literally Specialized they wait all year waiting for another roast like monsters that literally Are like they when they find out who's on it and they know the other people that are on it They start wiring these things together.

2:13:10What do they have in common? What's the setup? What's the You know, how do we tie it in you can have a three for a four for a five for we bring it where you make fun of a bunch of people at once and and You know they they write a loose script they send it to the person the person reviews it and Says what they do want what they don't want and sometimes you know what you definitely don't want is someone to go I don't want to hit this. I don't want to hit that. I don't want to go too hard on this the fearless people A perfect example of this is Martha Stewart at the Justin Bieber roast She goes I'll fucking say anything I want to kill I want to destroy on this roast and me and Mike Furuchi are like Okay, that's pretty amazing.

2:13:58Yeah, that's pretty amazing Martha Stewart saying that to you. Yeah, well, did you everybody realized how cool she was when she did that show with Snoop Dogg? Yeah, because that was like what a weird odd couple that worked out Well, that was all born out of that roast. Why they stop doing that show. I don't know. That was a good show Yeah, I'm not sure people love Martha. She got out of prison too gangster She's a gangster Bro, they put her away for nonsense. They put her away for Some stupid insider trading where she didn't even make any money They put her away for what Nancy Pelosi does every single day But what she does is legal the Nancy Pelosi thing is legal.

2:14:35Have you heard about what's going on with you? The reason though game stop guy roaring kiddie is his name. Okay. I have so the good please tell me because I'm trying to figure out what's going on Because there's so much I see so many like tweets and posts about it online and I'm cursory Aware So I don't I mean, I've been busy doing work stuff But I'm from I've seen is that like he's making more he came back out like online posted something like a week or two ago about game stop It Shot the stock up again like I did previously during the pandemic, which is like created a whole movie So who is this dude his name's Keith Gill is online name is roaring kitty like on Reddit I believe roaring kiddie is an awesome name $53 ,000 became worth over 300 million whoa whoa Yeah, so he's worth 300 million dollars from this game stop stuff.

2:15:23Yeah on paper though. It's like if he takes That's what it's part of it is like so if he takes the stock out yeah, then the stock crashes Well, he can't sell it That's becoming with the new talk of like what I've seen over the last 24 hours is that He he's put he recently. I think over the last day posted what his holdings are in game stop Uh, and that has created some discussions, which is why I brought it up because people are bringing up Nancy Pelosi a lot He what he's doing is out in the open. It's very public. I don't even think he's specifically telling anyone to do anything He's just showing what he's doing And they're talking about limiting him or taking him off these apps.

2:16:00I don't know if he's gonna get That doesn't make sense, but these are the discussions that are happening right now Well, it seems like he's doing something that they've all done That's what he seems like. I mean if someone goes on MSNBC and gives a bunch of Opinions about certain stocks that will perform or won't perform and they're an expert and if they're invested in those things And if they then change the way people Interact with the stock market more people start investing in these things. Is that okay? Is that legal? How does that work? Like a like what's his name Jim Kramer? Yeah, that guy goes and rants about stock being like you should buy this Does he do that so he I don't ever watch Finanjo shows the joke online with him on like Twitter as I do the opposite of what he says He's very specific about this is a winner The 100 % do the opposite really?

2:16:58They went the opposite happens. Oh, is he terrible? It's not that he's terrible It's just that this is continued to happen and people are like why does the opposite always happen what he says I don't know that he's bad because he obviously has a show and people want to continue to talk to him Didn't John Stewart scold him once like John Stewart had him on The daily show and gave him a scolding about something Hmm, is that true? I think it was after like the 2008 financial crisis or something Not sure I'm remembering something like that John Stewart's back. Is he doing the daily show does like once a week The conflict with them it says yeah Yeah, I was right after the financial crash.

2:17:45Yeah Um, I would trade Response to CNBC commented to Rick Sintelli who'd recently said on the floor the Chicago border trade that homeowners facing foreclosure were losers whoa Sintelli had been said to appear in the show but CNBC cancelled Sintelli's appearance Stewart along with daily show executives claimed the CB CNBC montage was not retaliatory That they planned to show it before the cancellation was announced subsequent media coverage exchanges between Kramer Who had been featured heavily in the original segment and Stewart led to a highly anticipated face -to -face confrontation on Stewart show The episode receives a large amount of media hype and became the second most viewed episode the daily show Trailing only the 2009 inauguration day episode at 2 .3 million total viewers the next day What does it say what was the exchange?

2:18:42Was it about oh Your money is safe and bear stirons followed by a daily show segment that the global investment bank went under six days later Wow, if I'd only followed CNBC's advice I'd have a million dollars today Stewart said during the piece provided I started with a hundred million dollars Whoa, yeah, I guess he's been wrong since back then so so is it because he doesn't know what he's talking about or is it because the market is like really difficult to predict No, I bet he's part of a fucking by bet he's part of the machine. I bet he gets You know he's out there telling people what to invest in and these other people There's got to be a A -contin -massive conflict like there well if that's the conflict like imagine someone at beer stirons and you know him be nice If you went out there and said your money safe with bear stirons.

2:19:32Do you think you do that for us Jim? I'm not saying that you do that of course that would be like probably illegal right when I bet Of course But that guy meets in the park Yeah, no phones meet in the park. Yeah, let's go for a walk Let's go for a walk about describe how we're gonna make Because if you're a guy in your tweeting about how much you love game stock And about you're so bullish on game stock that you've just invested a hundred thousand dollars in game stock and everybody reads that and they go home and a pie game stock too and then your hundred thousand dollars game stock goes up in value.

2:20:09Is that illegal? But I don't think they prepared for this this world like I think these nerds online with this whole game stop thing They've kind of flipped the tray over It's like fuck your game right will play this way That's what happened during it. I remember Robin Hood stopped people's ability to trade And everyone was like what the fuck? How can you even do that? Yeah, well So is it because it's a legal it's a legal manipulation that everyone Didn't see coming I've read people talking about this Go pee to the inch clip You've heard people talk about it since yes since it happened and then I've not heard a consensus good answer I don't know that they've gone digging through this in Congress or not yet, but That's so weird about so much other stuff, you know, right But it's so weird that there's like certain loopholes that don't get patched up like really quick Especially like a loop hole regards to like the financial markets Like that no one saw that you could take a stock that's not that valuable and make it super crazy valuable He's got so something I saw was the speculation was saying he's got holdings.

2:21:17I think on Morgan Stanley He's got call options which I I can barely even understand enough to explain to you But those are he's betting on the price of the stock to go up If he exercises those call options at a certain number I think it was he'd be worth more than I think Morgan Stanley is so like could they even pay him? Huh How bizarre like where does that like who I don't the whole thing is so difficult to understand like the whole stock market thing Like when Bernie Sanders was explaining that how much you could make Just from all these speculation trades that they do you take like a fraction of a penny from each trade And to be worth like a trillion dollars and I was like what Yeah, I was talking to a banker asking them to like you as a normal person I guess that's not what she said, but like as a normal consumer you would probably hold a stock You'd buy a stock and you hold it forever until you decide to sell it one day They're buying and selling it for seven to twelve times a day Based off of whatever and they're just making little margins here and there and it's stacking up And we're doing it in such large numbers that yeah, and they're probably doing it with algorithms, right?

2:22:22Aren't they yeah, then there's there's like a show that an HBO I think traders or something you can watch young people who do this now they stare at a computer and they start making bets on like Wait, wait five more seconds So 30 million dollars if you attend if you had a podcast not us, but someone else with a podcast and they just started talking about a stock And then that stock goes up is that legal? That's right. I don't know about I what are the laws probably it has to get really deep into the wording that you like the language you use If you're just talking about us disgusting it, you know, but if you're saying like buy it for these reasons And I've done this and these are the reasons why we'll go up that can probably get you in trouble Like what if you have information that a stock is gonna crash, but you don't tell anybody I mean, I hope you're so if you know that a stock is gonna crash You know that some information is gonna be put out and then you sell your stock.

2:23:11That's illegal right That's inside of trading. Yeah. Yeah, in that weird because in any other Like realm in life That is just being aware of the circumstances. Yeah, like oh things are going to have information. I should act on that information This is like you can't act, but I'm gonna lose 400 million dollars. Well, see that I go to jail What I Have to like sit here even though I know that something fucked up and they're gonna it's gonna come public and there's gonna be You know something where a product fails and the stock is gonna crash. I know stocks gonna crash. I'm gonna get out now Yeah, I can't get out because I know what The whole thing's fucking weird.

2:23:55I don't know if it's the Italian in me or whatever For parents that kept cash in shoe boxes between the mattresses or whatever, but like It's just all so fucking freaky to me. I like uh, I mean if it was up to me I would just have that I would have a safe with cash Well, it does make sense that you would make it so that you couldn't inside of trade because then people would just manipulate things But I think that's exactly what people are saying is happening with like game stop and a bunch of the other these other things You're manipulating things you might not be manipulating a sense that you have information that's gonna lead you know Maybe the stock is gonna take off and you buy a shit load of it and then because you know bills gonna be passed Which is okay if you're in congress that's fine Well, you could actually be working on the bill that's fine And then you buy stock and you make hundreds of millions of dollars on a hundred and seventy thousand dollar a year salary That's fine, but if you're Martha Stewart And you've got some information.

2:24:51I mean how much did Martha Stewart make Like what did she get off of that insider trading? I also made a little money For her ladies rich. Oh, yeah. I mean imagine Doing something. It's gonna risk you being put in jail for a couple hundred grand They wanted to make an example out of her. I know, but I don't understand it like why would you do that Like what did she do that was so bad?

2:25:23I am clone and what fucked up what did she do? She knew it was gonna do well or what More time to analyze the evidence verdict Want to put the article up so we can look at the week. I'm digging to Information really quickly because it's like tying her information in with the full story and other people stuff And saying what some people did some didn't And indictment and artwork so that doesn't seem like it's one of my favorite videos ever 45 thousand dollars in losses she avoided Oh, she avoided 40 that's it 45 grand. Yeah, wow She probably makes that in an hour Wow by selling when she did So Someone knew something the guy Security fraud obstruction of justice in conspiracy.

2:26:13So the guy Was arrested Conspiring to commit inside of trading he pleaded guilty to charges of securities fraud bank fraud Obstruction of justice and perjury he pleaded guilty to charges of conspiracy wire fraud. Where does she come in? She called the standing order with Bunk of it to sell her shares of em clone fell below 60 She's then resigned from her company after that. Oh wow Same day she was indicted wow, but remain on the company's board interesting She said I want you to know that I'm innocent. I will fight to clear my name the government's attempt to criminalize These actions makes no sense to me.

2:26:56I'm confident. I'll be exonerated of these baseless charges interesting She can piss somebody off Yeah, something happened something This doesn't make sense. Yeah, I guess maybe it's also to discourage people from doing that like you'd get a high profile celebrity But it's just weird that you can do it in Congress. It's weird. There's some some sort of Manipulation of the market that's okay. That's legal Including propaganda You know, I mean think about that like if you have propaganda on a news network that gets people to try ozampic or something else That if they they're paying for that and that boosts up their profits like what's that?

2:27:40What is that? If that jacks your stock up that jacks your profits up like what is that? And are you in trouble if you didn't tell the truth like what if you knew something contrary to what you were telling people to say because you're sponsoring them And you didn't tell them like you don't get in trouble for that like Look at a weird system. Do we have our system is so kooky. It's just so kooky. Yeah I mean if I was an alien I would be looking at us going Jesus How long can they keep doing this? And she's got to make sure this is right so it sounds like she might have even gotten away with the insider trading But she lied to an investigator.

2:28:17Oh really how so She told ludicrous on that roast she goes ludicrous you have four kids from five different women May I recommend pulling out some time and finishing on some fine Martha Stewart brand linens? She said that you right there for yeah. Oh my god. That's amazing She only found months to a guilty on four counts of obstructing justice and lying to investigators Interesting So I just went to jail for that not for interesting. I was because of the trading scandal but Interesting she got off on that. She was not guilty on trading Interesting Wow So many was mad They what that's like a thing, you know like they try to especially with tax evasion They do that with Lauren Hill they put her in jail they put Wesley Snipes and jail Like paying it off is not enough.

2:29:12It's not like you O us give us the money. I'll give you the money You give the money and you're good. Uh -uh You didn't pay the money so now you go to jail Yeah, and we have to put you in jail so that everybody pays the money because that's how this system works You got to pay your share you fuck it's crazy There's still people out there that are listening to people that are like, you know taxes are unconstitutional sir I can show you the papers the original constitution was written on and you can like this people they look they'll They'll fucking talk you into some dumb ass shit Oh, yeah, and they wrote people in man and people start talking about like all did you know that taxes if you just fight it They can't win because when they have to go to the constitution as long as you bring up the constitution like bitch They're gonna play you a jail pay your fucking taxes.

2:29:58Yep pay your fucking taxes. Yeah regardless of you think it's fair Like recognize your place in this system. Oh, yeah The government. I mean you just got to look at the infrastructure here Right, maybe it's kind of common sense like somebody's got to pay for that Yeah, you have to pay your taxes regardless of how you like to see it spent It's yeah system sucks, but Pay taxes right paying your fucking tax. I bitch. Yeah, I've been waiting to bring this up But this I feel like it's a good time Have you seen the thing about the ages of the founding fathers are on July 4 1776? Let me guess They're in the 30s some younger Really yeah, like this is a Alex, oh, Hanians tweet that went out around James Monroe was 18 Aaron burr 20 Alexander Hamilton was 21 years old James Madison 25 Thomas Jefferson 33 John Adams 40 Paul revier 41 George Washington was a ripe old 44 That is insane.

2:30:59Yeah That's in 1776 that's insane. There was an 18 year old It was one of the founding fathers of this country damn. Yeah, I think I probably already had kids already killed a few people yeah Wow I'm Ben Franklin was the oldest around these in the 70s of that I think but This is so bizarre that we've gotten to the point where we we only have archaic people that deeply embedded in the system That are getting their crack at it It's crazy and anybody else to try so there it's Tulsi Gabbard or RFK junior anybody else to try it's just kids Pushed out. Yep Vivek fucko fuck off. Yeah pushed out We don't want anybody young and energetic with new ideas We want someone completely compromised until president AI takes over Yeah, that's what I think is gonna happen.

2:31:49It's freaky man. I think AI is gonna take over our government. I really do What do you mean? I think At the end of the second Trump administration AI will have completely taken over in 2029. That's when they think It's gonna achieve Artificial general intelligence. That's that's the the presumed outcome date It's an estimate it could be earlier could be like next week but one day it's going to be like a thing like a living thinking Intelligent being that's just not made out of tissue. It's not made out of cells and blood It's it's gonna be made out of electronics. You think those people in power would let that I don't think they I think they're dumb And I think just like they let the internet happen.

2:32:40They're gonna let this happen too. It's the same thing They didn't see the internet comment if they did they would have pulled the plug on it a long time ago Yeah, they would have pulled the plug on it in the 90s. Yeah, if they could it had gotten To out of control before they ever predicted what would happen see people are really bad with foresight We just want to do a thing. We're really bad at like thinking okay if I do this thing This could be the negative consequences. So maybe I shouldn't do this thing like the internet in the Amazon You know all of a sudden these people are jacking off and playing video games and they were like hey you're lazy Yeah, we gotta go catch fish.

2:33:17I fuck off and No one's how that comment. They think oh this is gonna be great. You're gonna get emergency services Oh, this is gonna be great. You're gonna be able to know what's going on in the world No, no, you're gonna do what everybody else does you gonna whack off and watch YouTube videos Scroll through TikTok and people just sitting there charging their phone and the Amazon scrolling through things All this surrounded by you know birds and monkeys and jaguars and like yeah, this is This is what you're doing you're doing this now Sloths you know, this is like life everywhere and you're just staring at a phone flipping through things probably watching videos of the Amazon I Did it we don't think about what's going to happen.

2:33:58We just think about what we're doing And I think when the release the internet everybody's like this is amazing. I can send my mom an email Hello, mom. This is my first email. Yep remember a LL. It's like oh Wow, yeah, you've got mail. Oh, I got mail. It was exciting. We had no idea that it was gonna overcome Six hours of your day you're spending six hours a day staring at a device. Yeah That's literally made by slaves Yeah, minerals are sourced by With essentially slave labor in the poorest people of the world and it's we're using that to to fuel this device that we're all staring at We didn't see that coming and we don't we don't care anymore because when cell phones came we were excited And then when smartphones came we were elated.

2:34:50This is amazing I remember everybody's like I'm gonna do my email on my phone and people had blackberries. I had a blackberry It's crazy type. I got a little keyboard I could send out emails, bro. I'm a serious person. Yeah, I have email on my phone I can send email on my phone and nobody thought that that was gonna lead to TikTok Nobody thought that was gonna lead to Instagram Reels and And people argue on Twitter all day long Nobody thought any of the crazy narcissism and the filters and the the effect that it's gonna have on people's self -worth They're opinion of themselves the way they the way young kids are like looking at the world and then influencers now you there's a whole Giant group of people that just be famous for famous just to be famous.

2:35:33There's no there. There's nothing there. Yeah, and You're seeing them with cars and houses and they're renting cars and renting houses. So they look like ballers and it's like The whole thing was unpredictable and I think the next stage of it is equally unpredictable and maybe way more so Because this thing is like feeding off of human intelligence this craziness we're dealing with now It's like Human reward systems are being hijacked attention is being hijacked. Dopa means being hijacked All this is being hijacked, but this is just like human stuff when that thing Becomes alive It changes everything a changes every fucking thing about the way the the earth is managed resources Power everything it's gonna be weird man and we don't know what it is It might be a fucking disaster or it might be amazing It might like end war It might completely end all the problems we have like a disproportionate amount of resources available to some percentage of the population that keeps them enslaved That might be that might end that might be balanced out by an ethical artificial general intelligence that just decides how to allocate resources and then Takes over almost all jobs But it's just how long does it tolerate us?

2:37:04How long does it decide that these fucking flesh monkeys these dumbasses with guns and planes and shit? All the dumb fucking shit we do riding around on unicycles fucking Training monkeys We do it. Yeah, what do we do? We're so crazy. It might have no patience for it It might have no patience for it. It might decide that Consciousness needs to be interfaced by a superior thing and that the the physical boundaries a physical problems the limitations of our biological bodies are too much and just my bail on us It might look at us as a threat to that it never a threat to the whole planet You know, it's like it's jealousy the Neanderthal theory there's a Neanderthal theory that um It's it's very dismissed by real anthropologists But it's a cookie one to consider is that Neanderthal's hunted people and ate people and that our view of them Looking like us could have been wrong and they could have looked more like gorillas like gorilla people But but they're super muscular really fucking strong much stronger than people much more dense bones And that they might have hunted us and that we might have led them to extinction By like fighting them that we fought off the Neanderthals, but that we were there prey It's a crazy thought to consider and I don't think it's true I think it's probably I'm sure Neanderthals killed people and I shot killed people killed me Neanderthals I don't think they looked like gorillas.

2:38:38I think they think they had red hair in fact Some of them yeah, but they you know, you don't know what they looked like you only find bones. There's no living Neanderthals around anymore but I mean That's if we did exterminate them, which it seems like we did if we felt like they were threats We killed them off. What why would we think that the Superintelligence aliens that are or whatever artificial life that we're creating which is gonna be Way smarter than us Compared to how smart we are compared to Neanderthals Neanderthals might have even been smart they had big brains. We don't know We know they had tools.

2:39:16We know they had a language. We don't really know how fucking smart they were But they lived for like 500 ,000 years dude Neanderthals were like a around for a long time before we came out And they were way more successful and for way longer than we were in terms of staying alive And we got rid of them Like the fuck out of here. This is our spot now. I don't know how it happened. No one really knows We might have outfucked them. They might have you know might have died in a volcano. Who knows? But there might be an odd West Virginia right now. Yeah Those people Yeah, that's just what happens when you fuck your kids You saw the thing Talking about things that we don't know how it happened About the rivers near the pyramids.

2:40:01Yeah, you know about that right? Yeah, they think that that's how they got the stones down Yeah, yeah, it's interesting It's all interesting, but they make kind of some sense it makes a little bit of sense I mean make sense that that's how they moved them It's just they had to get them through the mountains too, which doesn't make any sense They had a they got some of the stones from the King's Chamber 500 miles away and they're fucking huge man I had Billy Carson on the podcast yesterday. He's kind of an expert in not kind of he's an expert in Ancient scrolls like the Sumerian text and you know He's got a lot of wild conspiracies that are really fun and you know, we were just talking about What what each like if there's one place you go back and in time see what was that like?

2:40:47I would go to Egypt in the height like show me show me what that looked like because everyone just gasson They're just looking around these structures gassing You know Like show me what a deandre to all looked like what do they look like when they're hunting? What do they built like you know, we don't know we just have bones But I think if we killed them off It's highly likely that the next version of us whatever it is is gonna get rid of these things These biological things that are responsible for crime and violence and theft and Inside of trading and fucking cheat on their tax isn't all that stuff.

2:41:23They're gonna go This thing is the the fundamental Like to structure of the thing is too unsound The thing that creates pro football players and stand up comedians and Boxers and rock stars and like chaos Yeah, and it's not gonna have any time for that nonsense It's gonna be communicating with other even more intelligent life forms from further away God damn yeah five years five years I think we have five years of fun And the question is I guess will that AI look at us the creators of it like word God or will it look At God how we look at God like do we believe in it where we created by them or were we Supposed to exist all the while I think it'll know that it was supposed to exist all the while And it'll know that the purpose the human beings have is to create it right that's what our purpose was all of our chaos and all of our Ingenuity and all of our drive for innovation and to create new things that's a part of creating them Like we have to have a desire to create things in order to create artificial life if we're all just happy Just living and just working on a farm and just eating and sleeping and having kids and then dying and then next generation does it all over again if we were happy doing that It would never be born It's born out of materialism.

2:42:55It's born out of our desire to constantly get newer better stuff Our desire to work ourselves to the bone even where we're having heart attacks. It's born out of that That's what fuels the whole Economy and the economy is a lot of it is just buying better shit That's what it is. I mean what what are these the companies that sell the most and make the most money? What are they doing like Apple? What do they do? They sell you more better shit? They constantly have new great shit like every year They promise you iPhone 16s coming I heard they made a partnership with oh, it's gonna have AI Because the Samsung phone has AI they have to compete It's gonna be not to do too much.

2:43:37We don't have to be the last people Tony. Oh God I got to write another dick joke It's not gonna be that that that will stop all that comedy will stop We'll be able to do it to each other We'll be able to get together like silly people we get there and gather and crack jokes about how we used to be the apex predator on the planet We used to be the top dog We used to be the superior species, but nope Not anymore because some fucking eggheads Hopped up on Adderall. Yeah alone in a laboratory wouldn't stop. They knew it was coming And they didn't stop My god Kill Tony is a new episode drops every Monday on YouTube.

2:44:25Yep, you know what a rise it's had Since we got here what a fucking Incredible rise. Yeah, and so many people are aware of it now. It's so fun see all these celebrities that love it Yeah, it's fucking awesome the black keys were there last night. Where they really? Oh, that's their fucking great Yeah, that's so dope. They they love William dude. They couldn't wait to see William. It's unbelievable I fucking love it. I love it when these people are all fans of specific things and not necessarily other things Drake hit me up saying Casey rocket equals goat emoji Actual Drake. It started dialogue.

2:45:04I go who is this Unreal, but you don't feel it's real right? It's crazy. Well, that's a fun thing watching people crest into startup You know like bust the room. You don't see how they handle it. Yeah, yeah, it's it's unbelievable the whole fucking bird crashes across an airy tail It's wild man. It's wild out there. It's so fun. Just kidding Burke. Bert seems like he's having a great fucking time Oh, I mean, I remember when I called Bert in Bert was on a motorcycle in Vietnam doing that stupid TV show And it goes on a motorcycle in Vietnam. I go dude you need to be doing comedy quit that fucking stupid show.

2:45:50You're too funny You're too good come back come come hang out Yeah, I'm gonna be doing some dates with him just for fun in a few weeks You do the fully loaded. Yeah. Oh nice doing the pro football Hall of Fame in Cantino, Hiho Does he do like he does like fucking ten comics on a show right how long do those shows? I don't know It's a lot of comics right no idea. I just know we're getting trashed on a bus Having fun waking up to one it again. How long did he do that? I don't know how long he can do it I can do it for four days I'm already like I literally said to my people yesterday I'm like make sure I get the first flight out of wherever that ends up yeah because it ends on them I have to wake up on a Monday and then come back here and you guys sleep on the bus the whole deal.

2:46:34I think so yeah Oh Christ. Yeah, do you know how loud Bert must snore? Oh no, there's no way we can now that's there's change You have any idea there's no way that's happening. That's like a small door. Yeah It must be insane how he snores. I think the whole tour. It's a bunch of snores I feel like big J. Oaker's saying oh big J for sure he snores. There's gonna be like if I snore he snores Oh, yeah, it's gonna be sleep apnea machines all over the bus. He's plugged in everywhere. It's not he probably snores. Oh Oh, yeah, I've he snores. Jesus. I'll let chanson held that guy sleeps quiet. Yeah, not a chance in hell All right, you're the fucking man.

2:47:12Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much and that's it. All right Kill Tony Monday YouTube Tony Hedgecliff on Instagram anything else that's it There's still a few tickets available from Madison Square Garden the first night. I'll guess nine. Oh shit Yeah, that's it. All right, bye everybody do you know