#2202 - Tom Segura

24:51Yeah, fun times. Fun times. These next 50, five days are going to be. Yeah, they're going to be bonkers, man. I forgot, I forgot how crazy it gets. Just the energy and chaos. Oh my god, every time I go on Twitter, I get fucking anxiety. I just send it to you, Jamie, you can see the comparison side by side of the two of them. Yeah, it's going to be, it's going to be nutty, dude. Yeah, and then we get into the limber. Oh my god. Terrifying. I'm just scared that someone's going to do something really stupid. Yeah. Like some extremists on either side that really do believe you're going to take away the trans kids or really do believe you're going to destroy the country from the inside.

25:26So that's what it looks like. Okay. Real fucking similar. Yeah. Yeah. Real fucking similar. I don't know. You know, I don't know if that's what she's wearing. She might have just been wearing earrings. But if they have the kind of technology like that for regular people and you could do that and most people aren't aware of it and you can get it off because the ABC people aren't aware of it. Sure. Snigging in, baby. Yeah, yeah. That'd be red. It's fun. I'd respect it so much. I'd respect it. Whatever you, wherever you stand, politically left or right, you got to respect what she did last night.

26:00She did a great showing. She did a great job. But it just whoever's pulling the strings, what a masterful job of propaganda they've done, taking someone that they all agreed was not a good vice president. Was the least popular vice president. Nobody knew fucking knew anything about her. Nothing. Bro, everybody made fun of her. Even like Joe Scarborough was talking about if she's like a problem for the ticket. Sure. And now you look and she's like neck and neck with him. Is she ahead of him today? I don't know where to look at that. The whole thing so nuts, man. But Taylor Swift's on her side. Taylor Swift's on her side.

26:35It's going to come down in these key states to just be honest. It's just county by county. It's going to be like where you're going to hour to hour, you're going to see this county turn in and it's red and it goes up. And then the blue county, it's really going to be in PA, Michigan, Wisconsin, North Carolina, Nevada, Arizona. And New Zealand balance. Oh yeah. Which going to be crazy. I still think it's so crazy that a lot of the developed world has Saturday elections. You know, like it's like it should be. Yeah. It's where people are. Yeah, you don't work. Yeah. It's just fucking crazy. It's ridiculous.

27:08Most people have to work. And also vote in person with a fucking ID. We just got through three fucking years of you have to have a vaccine passport in order to get food. Right. And you don't have to show your ID. You have to be able to show an ID and show that your vaccine needs to get in an airplane. We just got through that. And now I said, it's racist to say that you want voter ID. No, I think it's insane that there's only one reason to do it that way. There's two things that are going on simultaneously. You're letting in literally millions of people, millions of people. And you're giving them all these services for sure.

27:43Okay, whatever, however much there's all these talk, there's all this talk about they give the money and there was, you know, all these stories about people getting debit cards and food stamps and all this money. And then they're putting up in hotels in New York City and they're giving them free food. And then there's people that are poor that live in America. They're like, hey, why am I not getting that? What's going on here? Well, because they already have your vote. They've already tricked you into voting specifically for this one party. So now if you bring in millions and millions of people and then the same people that want to bring these people in or that are allowing their policies that are allowing these people to come in are the same people that think voter ID is racist.

28:20Like, your race is saying voter ID is racist. I agree. Because you're saying that these people are too stupid to get a fucking driver's license. Yeah. Everybody has a goddamn driver's license. That's true. What are you saying? I know. What are you saying? Like, voter ID is racist? Yeah, our system is really crazy. And so are like the county drawings that they do for districts, you know, the very mandering like, they're like, oh, and you look at the graph and it's just to, to, like, engulf a part of a district that doesn't make sense to include it in. All this is manipulation. Well, there's also how many seats is dependent upon how many people are in your county.

29:00Like, and the more people you import into your county, the more you can change, like, the, the county lines make no sense half the time when you look at them, when you study out the way that they're attributed. You got to fucking give the Democrats credit for the manipulation. I mean, they did everything a lot like every time they've had a hurdle, like, they moved Bernie off the fucking primaries, they fucked him, you know, then it comes to the whole thing with RFK. They fucked him, fuck you, fuck Tulsi, fuck you. Everybody's out. They've done, I mean, and right in front of everybody's face, and yet all these people are like, yay, you saved democracy.

29:36Like, are you not seeing what's going on? Are you not seeing like, if the same people with the same ideas played fair, if the same people with the same ideas played fair, we have a different thing. We have a different thing. We have a different thing. And then we can get back to people disagreeing about policy, disagreeing about plans. We're so far from that. We're so far from that. One of the people don't even give a fuck about what the policy is. They're just committed to their side. And anything their side does that's kind of fucked up or twisted or they'll gaslight you on it, then they'll say it's not that big of a deal.

30:11And then they'll tell you it's good that that's happening. Yeah. Of course. You fully justified it. Somebody had a great tweet about the eating pets thing.

30:21It's one of those things where I just, I read it and I'm just, I'm so happy that we live in a time of the internet because the internet is so fun because there's so many regular people out there in the world that are so fun. Yeah, they are. So this dude's name is Nick Freetis and Green Brain, Combat Veteran. So but look at his, look at the suite that I said, you Jamie.

30:47I can't believe this is a topic. The left. No one is eating people's pets, which means we're one week away from. Why do you care that people are eating pets? Three weeks from why eating pets is a good thing. And four weeks from refusing to eat pets is white supremacy. No, he's got it. He fucking nailed it. He nailed it. It's just like we live in such a mad, mad world. Yeah. And if you, it's like this is entertaining to read this. Also, if you lose yourself in these like back and forths online, you lose your fucking mind. Oh, you lose your fucking mind. Yeah. And there's a lot of people losing their mind.

31:25It's just, I don't engage in it. I know you don't either. It's a bad way to communicate with people. It's a bad way. It's bad for your health. I really believe that. I think it's bad for your mental health. I 100 % agree. Yeah. I remember, I don't know if he still does this. And I've heard of other people do this, but I remember when DeStaffano told me that he was like, like a year or so ago. He's like, it's fucking with me. This episode is brought to you by Buffalo Trace Distillery. Actually, have some Buffalo Trace cigars here. They just sent me. One of the world's most award -winning distilleries that's been making whiskey the same way for more than 200 years, made as a tribute to the rugged, free spirited pioneers who blaze their own trail to new frontiers.

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32:55Distilled, aged, and bottled by Buffalo Trace Distillery, 90 proof, Franklin County, Kentucky, Buffalo Trace, American, family -owned, independent, and perfectly untamed. My happiness. Yeah. And then he gave somebody his login stuff. He's like, I don't want it. You have it. I'll just send you things to post, but I'm never going to, I don't even have my own login. Are you did that for a while too? Yeah. Right before the Kobe thing. He got back on the line immediately, went bad. Oh my God. Yeah. But it's not good for anybody. And that's why I am absolutely addicted to looking at things on my phone.

33:39I'm addicted to watching YouTube. I'm addicted to stories, just looking at stories on Google. And a lot of his nonsense, but a lot of his super interesting science stuff. There's a lot. I get a lot of super interesting science stuff all day. And people send me super interesting stuff. Productive stuff. Yeah, not you and me. Well, you and me have a bad thing going on. We have a bad thing. You and me, our text, which is what I was going to get to. Our text message chain is the fucking worst thing on the internet. It's so dark. People go, hey, because they hear about it. And they include me and I go, me to ruin your fucking life.

34:11But first of all, I want to be just the darkest. Yeah, this is my entomies thing. But the darkest, the darkest things we find in my algorithm is a confusing. Oh, yeah. It's a mess. It's confusing. It's dark semi -erotic. And it's just the most peculiar. There's also, I just can't help with all the censorship that has become, you know, it's so prevalent. It's one of the big topics of the last five years. I still don't understand why I get to watch murders all day long. I mean, I get to see on my Instagram executions, a lot of Russian car accidents and manufacturing mishaps. Like people getting electrocuted hit by trains.

34:58Yep. And then and straight up just going to the head. Yeah. Yeah. Like hitmen. Yeah. I've seen on on close circuit TV where you're like, this is cool. But like, I don't know, a girl's tit isn't. And somebody, somebody leaving a comment that is like a misgender somewhere. Yeah, like the language is that person's account gets fucking banned. But I can see this guy get his head fucking blown off. Right. It doesn't add up at all. Well, that was why the old Twitter was weird. Because they had hardcore porn. There was always hardcore pornography. But you misgendered someone. You'd be banned for life.

35:34Yeah. That's so that doesn't add up at all. It's always been this too. This thing in America, like one of the big European versus American differences is that, you know, we always had this, this, you know, holier than thou reaction to the naked body and just sex in general, right? Like, there's a topless person or a love making scene and people are like, you know, either this is NC 17 or, you know, but we can have someone like a grenade in a guy's mouth. And then they're like, yeah, well, that's that's on fucking TNT today. Well, how is it getting through Instagram's filters? I don't. I asked you this like a couple months ago because I'm not on TikTok.

36:18I'm like, did you see that when you sent me something particularly disturbing? I was like, okay, is this on TikTok too? I've seen crazy shit there as well. I do know that the, the, the go around in on Instagram seems to be just in your caption. So if you notice, if you look at the caption, a lot of time, it's like 2024 Mercedes Benz and that's amazing off road vehicle because they figured out that the, whatever, the sensors and the algorithm doesn't watch the video. Right. It's like your cat. If you, if you were to write, here is a guy getting hit by a truck and it's like an head comes off in your caption.

36:58That thing would get taken down. But if you're like, check out the new fucking 2024 MDX or whatever it's called. But here's the question, where is the money? How are they making money on this? That's good. I don't know because whoever's putting these videos up, the money. These are accounts from bots. So if you look at the accounts, there's no real comments and real things that anybody's saying with that account. And then this account might have thousands of these videos. Yeah. And the war footage, the drone footage. Oh, gross. I saw one yesterday where this drone, a kamikaze drone, was coming after these guys and they were shooting at it with AKs and they couldn't take it down.

37:36The thing was evading the bullets. And then finally it moved into the guy through his AK at it and it blew up and it saved his life. Really? He threw his fucking rifle at the drone as it was coming to, because they, they dive on you and blow up. I, I think being able to see those, I will say this, gives you like a very sobering perspective on modern day war. Yeah. Because that's obviously, you know, that wasn't a thing in Vietnam or World War II. You see it. But like the fact that you see these guys out in a field, you know, whatever side they're on. I mean, just talking about the reality of these human beings, run and then this fucking drone with a camera is chasing them down.

38:20Yeah. And they can, it can just blow it just kind of. Well, this is the first time that's ever happening. It's fucking so disturbing. The first time we've ever had drones that chase people. Yeah. I'd never, I mean, I'd seen, obviously, it heard of and, and knew about drones that are like basically satellites, you know, that like that fly. Right. I know they're like planes and, and they lock in on a, on a location and fire a missile. Right. But these little tiny ones that just, yeah, chase people and blow up. I mean, they're suicide bombers. Yeah. Yeah, it's, it's really, it's super disturbed. Guys are going into the trenches with GoPro's on.

38:55Like, I watched this one where this Russian guy killed these Ukrainian guys that were in, like, they were in a trench. And he's like, got a GoPro on. Crazy. And he guns these guys down when they're in the trench. And one guy's like struggling for the rifle and then he fucking gets the barrel back and blows his head off and you're like, yo. Yeah. And it's all like five feet away, three feet away. Like, fuck. And you see that. And then they're like, do you want to make a prosciutto mozzarella sandwich? Next. Like, that's my feed. And you're like, yeah, I think so. Yeah. If you saw my feed, if I was like, being arrested for being a serial killer, and they had a look at a social media, like, look at his algorithm.

39:33Oh, yeah. Look at his algorithm. Oh, that, I mean, Christina just all day. She's just like, you're such a sick person. She's like, look what you want. Look what you fill your head with. I don't know why I also go to blood. I go to bed. And I always put on biographies like it's war, a serial killer, or it's a scripted show about a murder. There's, it's the only thing that like, it engages, and I find enticing and exciting to watch are like, either real stories about horrible things. Yeah. Or I like suspense, you know, I like that genre. So I just have always watching it. Well, it's always interesting just psychologically.

40:09Just see like, what the fuck were they, you know, like you're watching something on Richard Roomeris or something like that? Like, what was this guy like? Oh, yeah. I just cannot watch those things at night. If I watch them in the day, I can tolerate them. But at night, before I go to bed, it just gives me too much room for crazy thoughts. Well, that's a, apparently, that's a healthier reaction than mine. Because I watch it and I'm like, night, night, and I just fucking go to bed. I don't, I can't watch things about war. Or at night, war freaks me out the most. Because I'm always like, okay, before Pearl Harbor or before 9 -11, like no one knew that was going to happen.

40:45Like, how do we not know? How do we know that we're not in a situation right now where we're just before something really fucked up happens? No, that's, and that gets me at night. Yeah, I understand that. I mean, and also the way that now because I've watched Docs on those very things. Yeah. Recently, like the latest one, the latest Nazi one. Because at some point, I'm also like, are they ever just going to be like, I think we've covered it with Hitler and never, and never. And then I watched the latest one that there was a Netflix release. And it was absolutely phenomenal. Like the best docu -series I've ever seen done.

41:23On the Nazis? Yeah, it's like a six or eight part series. I don't remember what it's called. It came out a couple months ago. So it's so fucking good. You don't realize that they could go deeper and really highlight things that you didn't know about. It's just so educational. But Hitler and the Nazis, evil on trial, is fucking so goddamn good. I cannot tell you how good this is. So is this colorized footage? There's color footage. They go between, you know, like real footage, like real historical footage, narration, and it's just - Did they have dramatizations as well? Yes, and it's so high level.

42:05It's so well done. It just paints a picture in a way that I don't think has really been done before. It's just incredibly fascinating. But yeah, I mean, I get that at night, too, because you kind of go like, especially, you know, I mean, it was highlighted, I think, even in the debate. And so it is a very valid point, which is that you just don't know what's going to happen in any war. But, you know, when you have Russia involved in this war, you do have a country with thousands of nukes. Yeah. Like, you just don't know how he's deciding to play. There's, you don't know. Nobody knows. And he's a KGB guy who's a dictator.

42:46Yeah, yeah. Like, the whole thing is mad. It's crazy. And you just can do, you know, one little thing that for him, that's the line. Yeah. You just don't know what that is. Yeah. You don't know what that is. And you don't know why it's happening. You know, you hear about NATO moving their arms closer to Russia. And you know, that there was a coup that was probably facilitated by the United States in 2014. And it's like, fuck, man, like all this monkey which shit oversees scares the fuck out of me, man. Of course. Yeah. Every day, there could be some new thing popping off somewhere in the world.

43:21And you know, like, that's another one that the turning point doc about the history of the Cold War. And when you, when you realize how the new programs evolved and what was really going, and like how in the 60s, when we were, you know, would pay a pigs and all that was happening, we thought, because they postured like we can fucking take you guys down to. And they, we ended up discovering later that they had like seven bombs and we had like 10 ,000 at the time. Oh, God. But then seven's enough though. It's enough, but it's also like, you know, you could also target these areas. It's a, it's a more, you can deal with it.

44:04But of course, they never showed that hand. But then you see how in the into the 80s, how their program just far exceeded or at one point they had like triple what we had. And also these are an amount of bombs that doesn't even really matter. If you have 33 ,000 new, so it's like, you know, what the fucking idea is over. Yeah, it's over anyway. But how we both operated on a sense that like, oh, yeah, if either one of us crosses the line, it's just over for both of us. Yeah, mutually short, self -destructed. Yes. And then the other thing was that during the Reagan administration, they kind of like forced the Russians into trying to keep up with us militarily, which kind of bankrupt the Soviet union.

44:44Sure. Because if you have a communist country, it's, it's way harder to get money. Yeah. It's fucking, you're not making anything. Yeah, it's telling you thing. You're not ever, you know, a capital thing's got really bad there economically. Like, yeah, massive poverty and starvation. Yeah. And while you're having massive military spending, it's kind of unsustainable. But then they've since recovered. Yeah. And then them like China, like what's interesting with China is done is China has developed this sort of, they have capitalism and communism, which is the way to do it. Like you get people motivated to make a lot of money, get industries get huge, but everything is completely tied into the government, which is like, ah, we nailed it.

45:25Yeah, this is it. It's a good program. It's a good program. It's not good for the people. Yeah, it's not good for us. It's good for running the show. It's great for running the show. Yeah. And that's, you know, that's, this is what's scary about what's going on in this country. Is there some people that have the notion that in order for us to compete with these other countries, we have to govern people in a more similar way than they do. They have to have more control over information, more control over what people say and do, more control over money. You know, China now has centralized digital currency in some places, which is, that's very scary.

45:57Yeah. Once the government has complete access to your money and be able to shut your money off or to, like, you saw what happened in Canada with the truckers. Yeah. So these people just donated money to this trucker protest. It's all they did. Donate money. And Canada shut their bank accounts down. Which is, that's scary stuff, man. It's very scary. That's banana republic shit. And that's, you could walk to Canada. I remember that far. To the, you know, when we had the, what was it called? What's the company that they had the malfunction and the airline just stopped for a fucking day. And my friends was bringing up how, you know, all these car manufacturers have, are starting, are pledging, you know, will be fully electric by 2035 or whatever.

46:40And I'm like, man, for me, I've just always been like, yeah, that, that would suck just because I like cars that are gas powered. And, you know, I guess I'm a dinosaur in that way. But no, they're cool. They're cool. But what my friend was like, he was like, you know, he brought up that, that, that malfunction. He was like, you know, I just keep thinking about that if we were all electric, that the government could also just go like, doop, like cars don't work today. Well, there's cars today that have on star on them that the police can shut your car off. Yeah. So if you're running a high speed chase when the cops and you have some vehicle that has on star on it, they just hit a button.

47:22Is that true? Make sure that's true. That might be theoretical. I think it's true though. I think they could just shut your car off. That's pretty scary. So like if some, but they market to you like, look, if someone steals your Corvette, Tom, you just call up. And then we'll have that car shut off. And that person's on the highway and it just pulls over for them. Yeah. Yeah. Scary. Yeah. Well, you know the story about Michael Hastings, right? Michael Hastings was the reporter for Rolling Stone. This is what they list for. Okay. It's still in vehicles. Can police use on star disabled car? If the vehicles parked and turned off, the on star advisor can use remote ignition block to prevent the engine from being restarted, allowing the police to recover the vehicle.

48:01So they can only do it once it's off. That says. Um, can they, okay, can police use on star disabled car? Click that search for below below that. That part. Click that. See if that gives you a different answer. The vehicles parked and turned off same thing. So can it shut off your car while you're driving?

48:25Hold on. Can you go back? Yeah. Disable engine and high speed chases. So it can. Satellite technology that could disable an engine with a simple push of a button helped end the high speed chase of a stolen sports utility vehicle in the port resulting in the arrest of a Misha Wakamann. And look at it says there. Yeah. It was reaching 80 miles an hour before the on star technology slowed it to 20. So it's just basically shut down. So on star controlled the sky's car. And they're looking at it like it's a good thing because it is a good thing because this guy is a crazy person. Reckless driving, other counts, resisting law enforcement, running from the cops.

49:02But it's kind of crazy that they they could just press a button. So maybe it's something that you didn't really do. Maybe you're a whistleblower for some chemical company that's done something that's illegal. And then people don't want you to you're going to crash the stock market. And you know, you're on the run and they know he's on. He's got the papers on him. Find that fuck. And they just, yeah, slow your Cadillac down. Yeah. Spooky. That's kind of spooky, man. It's spooky because we know that people abuse power. It's not spooky. Look, if we had the elected officials were all super enlightened beings that were different than human beings and that only did things according to ethics and rules and morals and knew what was right and what was wrong.

49:47Yeah. Yeah. Okay, maybe then you can make a justification. Yeah, but that's not our case. It does on humans. That's not humans. That all that stuff's crazy. It's just you're giving too much power to people. And then you could figure out a way to justify it. Say, yeah, what are those people that are running from the cops? You're right. You're right. You're right. But what about someone who's corrupt, who's got a hold of that technology and they're tracking their ex -wife because she's going to testify against them and they have her whacked? That shit happens too. For sure it does. For fucking sure.

50:20And then if there's no record of it, if you just got some sort of computer and you could just fucking slow down someone's car and then the hitman catches up to them, guns are down or whatever. Yeah. I mean, all technology can be abused. 100%. Well, we're seeing that with Google searches. Nobody ever thought that you could just manipulate Google searches. Yeah. But you 100 % can. I had Robert Epstein on the other day and he was explaining how it's done and what they do and they're capturing all these if femoral. So like every time Google shows you stories or every time you Google something, they record what Google shows you and every time you Google something about Trump, it's going to show you all the negative.

50:58Google about Kamala Harris can show you all the positive. And just by doing that for the casual voter, they can change the vote by a significant percentage. It's really insane. And also the listening thing, you know, it's like when I ran into a meta engineer when I was on the road at a hotel, he was like, oh, I'm a fan and we just started talking and I was like, hey, because we had just talked with with with my tour crew about, this is so fucking, you know, just nothing you keep going. He's just so weird that we were having this conversation and it's right here. Like it's it's a it's in my algorithm now.

51:36And then also I'm getting emails about this very strange. So strange. And then we did like in our an experiment. I was like, all right, let's just keep talking about Lamborghini's. Like I'll like just just keep talking about them and we just kept talking about them in this conversation with our phones out. And then I don't know, two hours later, we were all sharing like, look at my thing. It's just like my algorithm now has Lamborghini's and I got an email about a Lamborghini. Like it's so and he goes, he goes, well, like, you know, we listen, right? And I go, well, yeah, I mean, I figure like, I know that we've all kind of talk about it, but like, it's weird to have you confirm it, you know?

52:16Did he say they listen when the app is open? He didn't we didn't go that far. He was just like, well, you know, we listen to you. Have you ever done an experiment where all your all your apps are closed and you just start talking about something and see if Google picks that up? Uh -huh. Because that'll be interesting. We should do that right now. Okay. Okay. What should we talk about? We'll be a good thing. Let me make sure that everything, all my shit is closed. My clothes, everything. Closed. What would be a good thing to talk about that would find out? Let's go something that we don't ever look up.

52:50Yeah, something that would this and that on our radar high school baseball. High school baseball is definitely not something I'm interested in. Right. And so you don't talk about high school baseball. I never talk about high school baseball. High school baseball is so important because high school baseball teaches you teamwork. It does. And it teaches you how to perform together with friends. You develop camaraderie. You learn how to compete. And high school baseball really is. That is the minor leagues of the minor leagues because if you thrive in high school baseball and you're legit a good high school baseball player, then you go to college.

53:25You go to college and you can go into the minors and you can even next thing you know, you're in the fucking dodges. And you're ballin' and you're drivin' a Lamborghini. And you're drivin' a Lamborghini. A yellow Lamborghini. Okay. Now let's see. Yeah. How much time do you think it takes before? I think it takes a little more. High school baseball. I think you should. I just want to bring up high school baseball. High school baseball. High school baseball. I think high school baseball results. Who it? And also it's like when you think about high school baseball, you realize that you know, pitching at that level, you're not, you're a real outlier if you get above 90 miles an hour because there's some high school kids that can pitch like 80, 85.

54:00When you start getting high school kids pitching above 90, you're talking about an elite level. A kid with a little bit of pitch. Big old fella. Long ass arms. Got that. He's torque. Yeah. Whip down. Whip. Those dudes can whip that ball. So like, what is the fastest anyone's ever throwing a fast ball? That's a great question. I mean, it's. Let's guess. Definitely. Okay. That's a good guess. And I definitely don't know. I know the real baseball fans are going to be like, fucking idiot. But I'm going to guess. One. Twelve. Is that crazy? I was going to say 118. Okay. That's just a wild guess though.

54:36Is this going to be the... What do you think it is, Jamie? Do you know what it is? It's going to be the highest in a game or just the highest. Highest ever. Like the fastest. There must be like, who's the fastest? So the best the guy who's the best ever or the fastest ever isn't the best. Yeah. Right. You know, not the most accurate. Like it's just like intense. Yeah. The craziest speed ever on a serve is not from... Right. The Federer. Right, right, right, right. Like, the guy with the hardest punch is not necessarily the best fighter. Exactly. So what is, let's take guess. That's a better. I mean, you got to be right up with good points.

55:07So I was trying to erase like, in Major League Baseball from the search if I could. What's the fastest pitch ever thrown? Fascist and Major League Baseball, it's 105 .8. What about in like the world record for the fastest ball ever thrown? I think you're out of line because it's just one point. This got to be competitions, right? Like they have those golf competitions reduced just drive the balls. That's 1000%. Yeah. If you could throw a fastball, you would just be in the Major League's. That's true. That's true. They would just figure out a way to get you over the plate. Yeah. You only have to do it like 10 times and you can make a lot of money.

55:40So 105, that would do it. That would do it. Yeah, there's a bunch of, one guy has done it a bunch of times at 105 and a few people have joined him in the 105, but no one's cracked 106. That must be so fast coming at you. Terrifying. You ever look at the, like, from a, um, um, Pires perspective? No, but I'm saying, I mean, that's, that's, but have you look at tennis, um, the high level serve speeds? One of their speeds. We're talking like into the 130s. Really? Yeah. Like, there's probably a guy who's probably done 140. All right, I'm opening up Google to see if we can get any high school baseball.

56:10Come on, Google. Don't need to disappoint me. 163 for fastest. What? What? What? Fastest serve? 163? Flock. Yeah, John Eisner. Yeah, Eisner's 1657. But that's bananas. He's 16. So far, it's just wolves in MMA. So I think I got to give that about 30, 30 minutes to an hour and then check again. Okay. What do I have? I got chiropractors, Italian women's feet. I got the debate. I got upcoming fights. I got some. Canelo Alvarez. Connor. Shoshono Malian, Marab to Abish Willie. Watches. Watches. Cyber truck. Baseball. Beto would be interesting though. Is you check back in an hour? Right. Yeah. That's what I'm going to do.

57:02I'm going to keep checking back for high school baseball. And if high school baseball, one house, I'm cheating because I got Google open. I'm going to show that now. We'll see. We'll see if they get me. Okay. I should have come up with a product instead of high school baseball. Products a good idea. Like Lamborghini's a product. They're going to try to sell you the product. That would be a better move. There you go. I should have had a product. Well, it would be the product. But it has to. I want it to be a product that I wouldn't ordinarily search. That's why I said high school baseball. Right.

57:32Like what's a product that I wouldn't search? Mm. Mm. Have you searched Humidor's? No. Humidor's. That's a good one. It's a garhumidor. It's a garhumidor. Yeah. It's a garhumidor's. What are the best ones? Yeah. It's a garhumidor's. What's the difference? There's so many sizes. Are there some that are too crazy and that's overkill? And there's some. Yeah. What's the best wood for a cigar? It's a garhumidor. One of my neighbors built a room. He built. He's trying to get away from his wife. He built it like a store. And it's not high. He's trying to hide from his wife. He's hiding. I love it. I don't want to do this anymore.

58:13How many of you just? It's a woman repellent. Yeah. It's got so many. Yeah. No woman's ever like, mm. They hate it. They think it stinks so funny. They hate it when it's outside. Oh, that guy crossed the streets. It's got a cigar. So nice. You know what I did yesterday? I had a gummy mushroom gummy. It was so good. Just a like it. Yeah. Yeah, it's just something nice. Shouldn't that be legal Tommy Buns? Is it not? I mean, it kind of is. Depends on the mushroom. I take a lot of functional mushrooms over the last six months or something. So I've been taking raky and cortiseps and... I got to get you one of these though that I don't really good.

58:55It's smooth. Very nice. I'm also like a bit naive as I haven't part taken that much before. So I did mine like before bed. Oh, no. And then I put like an eye mask on and I was like, ah, I'm just looking. I'm just looking. Oh yeah. I've seen all kinds of shit. And then it's 2 .30 in the morning and I'm like, I gotta take something else so I can go to bed. Well, when I get a riled up late at night, I always feel like an idiot because I was like, I've just ruined my sleep. Yeah, I didn't like it. I've got too many crazy ideas and start freaking me out. It just ruins your sleep. And the next thing you know is 4 o 'clock in the morning, you're on bed.

59:37It fucked me up. I know. It was just my own ignorance. And then if you have a podcast the next day, you've got baggy eyes, you look like shit. And your brain is not working so great. Oh, by the way, one of the best supplements for performance. Mental performance. When you are missing sleep is creatine. Really? Like creatine that like the workouts up? Yeah. Creatine, the workouts up. I mean, it's really good for workouts, but it's also really good for cognitive function. Didn't know that. Yeah. Well, if you think about it, what creatine does, like Google what exactly what creatine does, so I don't fuck this up, but what I think it does essentially is it allows your body to hold on to more water.

1:00:18Yeah. There's more water in the muscles. So it increases muscle volume and it helps. Okay, here it was. Creatine's compound. But it naturally makes get it from protein rich foods. It supplies energy to your muscles and may also promote brain health. Many people take creatine supplements to increase strength, improve performance and help what happened? What'd you just do? He's worried. He changed it. I was reading it. Okay. Increased strength, improved performance and help keep their minds sharp. I have never heard this. But the study, the recent study was the positive effects of creatine on people that are sleep deprived.

1:00:53Interesting. It says an increased energy supply to neurons in the brain which may help with mood and thinking. So it does something with water. That is. It makes you gain a little weight from it that I think you're storing more water. So you have a bad night of sleep. Good and interesting. Good neck. Yeah, but I take it every day anyway. I've been taking it every day anyway for like the past six months. Yeah, it makes a difference. It really does. It makes a difference in your workouts. But what I think, I try to take as many things as possible that are good for cognitive performance. Obviously, like doing a podcast, you need that increased water.

1:01:29Here it is. Creatine is an osmonically active substance. Thus, any increase in the body's CR content, creating content, should result in increased water retention and consequent gains in body mass. Well, I knew about the water retention and that it was a verify to have like one of the supplements that you can count on for gains. Yes. It's, but I'd never heard about the brain aspect of it ever. Yeah, that's more recent. They've been talking about that. You know, it's been used as a muscle supplement since like the 90s or been popular since the 90s. And to enhance performance with sleep deprivation because there was this study that was showing that, you know, your cognitive performance when you just have like four or five hours sleep drops off a cliff, you know, I noticed it in a big way.

1:02:29I'm just like it's 70 % of like my normal. Single high dose of creatine contemporary improve cognitive performance during sleep deprivation. This is due to creatine's ability to prevent a drop in pH level, improve processing speed, increase intercellular energy consumption and increase high extracellular creatine availability. No, that's awesome. That is so fucking cool. Yeah. I really had no clue about this. Yeah. I had to take it every day. I had to really pour night sleep like a month or so ago and I was going into my writer's room with my show. And that's the, like to me, like when you go, what's the worst things about it when you have no, when you have bad sleep are a physically like your workouts suck.

1:03:11Like it's really rough when I have poor sleep. But mentally to, you know, I hate doing a show poor sleep and to go into a writer's room where you're supposed to be, you know, fast, creative and we're talking about all the stories and I took a stimulant. Don't, don't, don't, holy shit. It was like I slept fucking 12 hours. I couldn't believe it. Which one did you take? Five ants. Yeah. Holy nice. I like it. Oh my God. I was like, can I get some more? And the person was like, I'm not supposed to give you this. It was amazing. I think you have ADD or ADHD, whatever the fuck it is. Confirmed. I think so.

1:03:53But I couldn't, I mean, we both need five ants, whatever it is. It's fucking awesome. Isn't that the guy who's the vice president on the Trump? No. JD Vance. Yeah. Yeah. JD Vance, the creator of five ants. I couldn't believe though how the, I mean, I was really dragon. I was like on one of those, I slept three to half four hours. And I was like, bam. I mean, firing on all cylinders. Like, it was like I had a great night's sleep. Really? I could not sleep. What's the calm down like? Not that bad. Real. No. Apparently that's one of the, don't tell me on this. Don't do it. Yeah. The big differences between, is that the crash from, I never did the Adderall.

1:04:34I never had it. Like people talk about the post Adderall crash. But the, I've ants, I was like, yeah, I feel fine. They got an alt. Yeah. These motherfuckers. They fucking nailed it. These motherfuckers. And, yeah. I mean, yeah. There's a lot of people out there just turning and grinding all day or. Ah. On anphetamines. Back where it is. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty incredible. I can't believe I'm bringing it up again. But that book over there blitzed is a Norman Oler book about the Nazis during the blitz screen campaign. They were all on meth. All of them. Yeah. And then, you know, a lot of people don't, I talk about it on stage.

1:05:15But the people don't know that Hitler was on a lot of cocaine too. Well, Hitler was on a lot of oxycodone too. Yeah. But the Coke part was always like to me the thing that I was like, wait, what? And it was his doctor that was getting it to him. That's what that book's all about. It's really fascinating how that whole, the whole army was all messed out. Oh, yeah. And then we give more meth to the people that were on the front lines. Like the tank guys, they got the most meth. Yeah. Yeah. Just a fucking meth them up. Oh, there's that. Make sense. People on meth. What is it? People on. People on meth.

1:05:50Death. Love. Confirmation. You know, like they, they are aggressive. Yeah, they, they seek out confrontation. So I remember I talked to a doctor, drew one time. He goes, people on cocaine run from the cops and people on meth run towards the cops. Really? Yeah. So he's like, you get people like a really like serious coke problem. They see a uniform and they bolt. Whoa. And then people on meth, like when they, he's like, when dealing with like real meth out people, they see cops and they're like, what's up, bitch? And like they want confrontation with uniforms. Like they just seek it out. That's fucking what they do.

1:06:27See that football player get pulled over? Yeah, man, that was fucking wild. Yeah. Tyree Kill. Yeah. Yeah. On the way to the dolphins game is interesting. He just didn't want to roll his window down. I know. And I, I understand like there's like a lot of people weighing in on, you know, the nuances of this whole thing because it's layered. It's not. But it's like, I mean, look, I'm, I'll never have Tyree Kill's experience, you know, like as being a black guy in America and, and, and, and I don't know what it's like to get pulled over by cop. My whole thing with cops, if I get pulled over, I always try to be like, yes, turn into yes, like, yes, sir.

1:07:11Now he, like, it's, people are right. It's not against the law to be, to not be like that. You're allowed to fucking, to be like, whatever, curry up and fucking figure this out. You can do that. But I just feel like it's, it's not deescalating things. But then those cops were fucking hot with like, you could tell the one in particular felt like to me watching it that he was, he had felt, he, maybe he'd be related by also either somebody he recognized or just somebody with wealth who is feeling entitled. Mm -hmm. That he wanted to show the other cops. Yeah. That like, I don't take any shit, which I feel like it's, it's a human emotion.

1:07:55Right. But you can't have that human emotion as a cop. You can't. You can't act on it for sure. You can't just fucking throw somebody. Yeah. To the ground and cough them as if they're a dangerous criminal. Like, like, he's like, he was a violent offender. Right. It was really fucking nuts. It is nuts. The whole thing's nuts. It's not, it's nuts. But it's also, it's like, it's nuts both ways, right? It's like roll the window down. Just roll the window down. Is that, yes sir. I don't know what, give your driver's license. You're speeding. You're going to hunt three miles an hour. What are they're alleging?

1:08:24I don't know what, what his issue was. He just didn't feel like it. It's a fun car. That's a fun car. Is that a 765? I don't know what it is. It's, I don't know anything about my clearance, but it's a fucking dope. I know. I remember when you were reviewing one when you had that car thing you were doing for a while. Yeah, dude, they were giving me, I've driven a lot of the lineup. I've driven the 600LT or 720. How can you ever got one? I don't know, I should get one. I just drove the new 750S. It's fucking phenomenal. But they're making cars that are just a rich knucklehead can buy that has the most insane speed and power.

1:09:01I remember when they sent, I specifically, I've driven like I said, a lot of the lineup. When I drove the 765LT. I remember talking to, at the time, he was with McLaren in F1, Daniel Riccardo. And I was like, dude, I just drove this fucking thing. And I've never, I've been, I've been driven a lot of cars. I've never been more scared of what could happen in a car. You know, I was just, I was driving down the 110 and we were doing like 70 and it was just open road and I had something in the passenger seat and he was like, punch it. And I mean, in the blink of an eye, we're just, we're going 130 and it's just like, it's so fast and so responsive, you know, the slightest input.

1:09:47And I was like, this is, this is, it was a scary feeling where I go, I want to hand this in, like I want to turn this in right now and I also want to order one, you know? Like the both things were like, I know this is bad for me. Yeah. But can I get some more 5A? Because this is fucking pretty cool. That's what it felt like. It was, it was terrifying and seductive. But the conversation that I had with them, I was like, it's crazy. You can just buy this. Yeah. And have, there's no skill requirement associated. And he and other automotive journalists were like, oh yeah, you should definitely have to prove something.

1:10:23Yeah. To drive something like this. Look at that thing. Yeah, it's, or like think about the Corvette ZR1. So that isn't even lower bar to entry, right? That's like 200 grand, right? What's a ZR1? The new one. I don't know. I don't know the price on that. But that thing's insanity. That's like 1100 horsepower, right? Really crazy. Yeah. Insane, rear wheel drive car. And all the manufacturers keep getting crazy, crazy, crazy, and crazy, and crazy. And then you get to the electric stuff. Yeah. It's also like, it's a missile, you know? 164. So it's almost 1100 horsepower. Fucking bananas. That's so much power for a car.

1:11:02It used to be a car at 400 horsepower. Like I remember I got a Porsche Turbo in like 2003. And it was 420 horsepower. Like this is crazy. Yeah. That's a bonkers number. It was crazy back then. Yeah. What does this go for? Yeah. Just Google MSRP for a ZR1. You really can't get one. You have to have an allocation, right? There's probably, is that one? One for sale? That's the three. 129. Oh, it's no six. Well, that's a Z06. Yeah, Z06, fucking incredible too. So that's 129. Oh, there you go. The ZR1's right, yeah, 200 grand. $200 ,000 for that. Well, others believe that it will start for much less than that.

1:11:48Oh, so they haven't really got the price out there yet. Wow. Yeah, that 765 is like 400. It's 400 grand. So crazy. Well, then you got that Hennessy, that venom thing that's $3 million. Yeah. So you get like, like, cognis eggs, pagonis. Yeah. Have you seen that Bugatti that has all of its instrumentation is all mechanical, like a beautiful watch? And the steering wheel turns around the gauge cluster. So the gauge cluster maintains in the center of the wheel. And your steering wheel turns around it and never moves. No, it's fucking magnificent. And what is this in? A Bugatti. Oh, wow. I'm not even a Bugatti guy.

1:12:30Just Bugatti to me is like, look at my dick. That's Bugatti, you know? But look at that fucking thing. Yeah, no, they're sexy pieces of art. See if you can find the gauge cluster. Because the gauge cluster is just complete insanity. Scroll up towards the get to the interior. I know they have to, there it is. They're going to show it. So that's the gauge cluster. So the steering wheel spins around that stuff. Wow. So all that stuff sits behind the wheel and it's all mechanical clocks, like look at it. It's digital and mechanical at the same time. Like you're going over it here, yeah. I mean, it is just a piece of art.

1:13:06And this is definitely like $3 .5 million. Oh, crazy money. If you could get one, right? It's probably $5 million. But you probably can't even get 3 .8 million pounds or is that pounds or euros? What is that little thing? Squiggly thing? That's pounds. Pounds. So what is 3 .8 million pounds? It's over $4 million. $10 million. It's an incredible car. But I mean, you basically have a house. You're driving around a fucking house. I have to create a, look at that little touchscreen pops up. Look at that screen. We, look at how it spins around says Bugatti. Oh, baby. Why are you laughing? It's like, why does it spin around?

1:13:43Why did it just come out the way? Because it's like, look at my dick. It's a total look at my dick. It's a big old Italian dick. Hey, Joe, look at my dick. It's incredible. That's incredible. Yeah. The technology is just, I mean, it always, it's like, what's gonna, what will be around in 20 years? Cause I gotta say, when Bugatti, Bugatti and Konaisek, when they do these things, I always say, think like this is outrageous. But I'm also like, it's so cool that you have a spaceship. Like you, that's basically getting into. It's a ground ship. Do you know Sam Altman? He's always, the head of open AI.

1:14:20Yeah. He's always kind of said, I'm not doing this for money. I don't make any money. And they just busted him in a $4 million Konaisek. They did? Yes. That's awesome. See if you can find that car. The video of him in that car. Oh, I don't need money. But me money, I'm not even interested in money. He's driving around a $4 million Konaisek. Look at it. Oh my god. Go back to the beginning so you can see him get in it. Does it show him get in it? No, that's it. He's fucking, yeah. Elon was mocking him. Look at that. Got a $4 million Konaisek. There he is. Hi, busted bro. Hey bro, I think you like money.

1:14:56Like you don't buy one of those unless you really want to get rich. Yeah. And you also want everyone to know how fucking rich. You want everyone to know how rich and you're rich right now. Enough, I don't have a $4 million Konaisek. I wouldn't drive with that. I'd be freaked out. I can't drive it. I can't park it anywhere. What am I gonna do? That's crazy. It's insane. So that means he's got way more money than me. So I can, well, I don't know how much money you get. I want you money, man. What are you doing? What are you doing? You're driving a $4 million Konaisek. That's so crazy. And you're telling everybody, you're not trying to make money?

1:15:29I don't know. I'm not doing any money. If you're not interested in money, you get a Mercedes. You get a nice S class and people get mad at you. You really want people to not get mad at you? Get a Lexus. Get an LS 500, Cruiseron and Style. No one's gonna get mad at you. People don't get their fine with that. You have a $4 million car. It's hyper car. And you, you're involved in artificial intelligence. And it's supposed to be open AI and then also became a private company. There's like a lot of weirdness with like, what happened with the money? Do you know? Yeah, the amount. Oh, it's the same. The Altman Cargolash, he's got a McLaren.

1:15:59That's what. Tumac Larenz. He's got the F1. He's got some, shut up. Well, he probably already had a bunch of money already, right? Like so how did he come into open AI? He says he's worth over $2 billion. Well, there you go. So he's got a $4 million car. He's got $2 billion? Yeah. Him and his husband, yeah. Chazam. Yeah, that checks out. Shut up. And also disposable ink. Don't get me in no kids. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. $4 million car. I don't want that. I should have money. This money's not important to me. Yeah, I don't like it. What did Elon say about it? Because it was something about Elon mocking him.

1:16:38It's like, because you know, Elon was a part of open AI in the beginning. Then he was like, hey, this is so open. Like, it's gone on here. And he brought up the threat that this is. Elon mocks open. What is he saying? How's he mocking him? Oh, what does it say? Open AI drive one of those expensive cars. How did open AI become a for -profit business when it was a nonprofit? Great. Elon says great question. But also, if this guy was already a billionaire, so was he a billionaire before opening? I think this was probably separate from... I remember when that happened on Twitter. I don't know. I just think someone's adding that in with this video of him in the car.

1:17:17Oh, are they? Yeah. Oh, those dirty bitches. It's not the same time. What's the... It's been going to point. You sure that wasn't quoting the actual video? It could have been, but I don't think so. It might be. What's the origin of his money? That's a good question. What's the origin of Sam Altman's wealth? Where do you make all the chatter? He's got a $4 million car. Bill D. $4 million car is also like... Look at my dick. Yeah, big time. It's just like the Bugatti. It's a huge flex. Look at my dick. According to just the quicksert says, various investments through his venture capital firm, including Airbnb Stripe.

1:17:53Oh, Airbnb was a big one for him. So he's born. He's already born. So don't be hating kids. Why? The guy's making it. It's out there rocking in the free world. Walking rad. Yeah. The thing about those cars, those cars are really fun, but you know what my most fun car to drive is? Actually, the most engaging car is my little air cooled 964. That Porsche RX America, RS America. It's not the fastest. Yep, not the fastest, by any stretch of the imagination. It's slow compared to... My favorite is my slowest, too. Which one? Yeah. Has that demand upgrade? Yeah, but that car's way faster than my car.

1:18:30But it's... That car's pretty fucking fast. It's pretty fast, but it's not like... I think everything else I have is almost faster than it. So it's just engaging. Yes. And it puts the biggest smile on my face. Right. It's very fun. Yeah, that's like my white car, the GG3 RS, the Shark Works car. Same kind of thing. It's just real raw. But they're not as raw as that little red car. That little red car is like you're on an awesome ride at Disneyland. Yeah. Where you're in control of this, you feel everything. Yeah. No power steering. You know, there's like power assisted brakes. There's no air conditioning.

1:19:03No heat, no nothing. Lightest fuck, 300 horsepower. And it's just a thrill. And it's just... And you just... It just makes your whole body tingle. Yeah. It's like exciting. That is to me the most fun thing. It doesn't need... You don't have to be going fast. That's what's crazy. You're merging on the highway, getting to 65 miles an hour is a fucking thrill. Yeah. Whereas like in the Tesla, it's like... Yeah. It's just no sound. Oh, it's on you going 70. You don't even notice it. That car is like... The problem with some of these like faster cars that I have and that exist is that a lot of times when you take them out, you're like, yeah, I'm not really getting to drive this thing.

1:19:44Right. You know, because you're... If you're going 75, and you're like... You have to go to a track. You have to. Yeah, you have to. Yeah. And how often do you do that? That's the fucking thing is that like you tell yourself that you know, we bender it together. Yeah. And you're like, I want to do this all the time. Well, let's do it next month. It's hard to do this. Well, it's definitely... Well, next month we probably can't, because next month is F1. But after F1's... After F1? Yeah, after F1's we'll do another day. The ultimate baller move. The ultimate. Like all these guys, they want to get fucking shot toes and france and pull hole.

1:20:15This is the ultimate baller move. You get a giant piece of land that's flat. And you put yourself off of a fucking racetrack on it and let's go. Somebody did this in Austin. It's cool. It's for sale, I think. Yes. Yeah, somebody in the greater Austin area. Don't tell me. Where do I tell you this? And then a guy, a billionaire in Japan just built one that you talk. Yeah, he built a track that you can get a membership at in his track. Oh, that's pretty dope. That's pretty fucking cool. That's a good move. So if you know some cool car people, you can hang out together. Yeah, they have to be alone on your track.

1:20:47Oh, nobody's told my lap time. Callie has that out in Indigo, in that area. It's a private, like a really nice track that has a country club. It has a restaurant and you can house your cars there. That'd be so addictive. I know. So addictive. I know. Even in my Miata, just going around and something fun. So all are amazing. Yeah. Right, that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's not about how fast you go. It's about how much fun it is to go fast. Like there's cars that go wait, like my Tesla. It's the best example. It goes way faster than anything else I own. But it's not as fun. No. There's a fun factor to the roar of the engine, the feeling of the tires, the shifting the gears yourself, all of it, the fun part.

1:21:33The fun is just, that's the joy of it. That's why you keep getting them. And everybody today is chasing numbers. They're all chasing Nürburgring times and zero to 60s and quarter miles. Yeah, and it makes you lose sight of the real thrill of driving. It's also dangerous for everybody on the street. You got these Vivant Stop kids out there with a fucking ZR1. Yeah, there's a replica of the instant bowl F1 track in Texas and it's for sale. Holy shit. Isn't that crazy? You guys got an F1 track and it's fucking yard. Isn't that nuts, man? That's nuts. And I feel like it's very Texas. Where is that?

1:22:09Like this is like the state where you do it. That looks like it's down by the ocean. It's an emerald. Scroll up a little so I can see that image better. Yeah, is that the ocean in the back? What's that blue shit? I think that's just the old one. Oh, cool. Oh, cool. If it says the same arillo as all the other arillo. Oh, is that where emerald is? Oh, I don't know where emerald is. It's like the top tip top. 50 acre complex for sale. Click on it. How much? For a reasonable price. Let's go. Let's go. Two million bucks. Hang on. For real? Hang on. Hang on. This thing just got juicy. How far is that drive?

1:22:44Find out how far that drive? How far is that flight? No. 20 minutes. There you go. Pretty quick. Let's go.

1:22:53The ship cars there once. Oh, don't make me do this. Come on, dude. Come on. I want to get a ranch. I've been talking about getting a ranch for a while. There's one for sale right there. But I want a different kind of ranch. No, you don't. I want a survival ranch. It's right there. No, no, no. Survival rate on the outside. That's not survival. It is. That's. It's acres and acres, man. This is a small port. I had Chris Harris on the other day. Yeah. I'd love that, dude. Yeah, that dude can drive. If we had a track, it was an airport right next to it. Yeah. Goddamn it. If we had a track, like real close, and we could take Chris Harris out, how much fun would that be?

1:23:28Awesome. That dude's so fucking great. I love watching him drive, too. He's fucking awesome. He loves cars. When you're around, like someone who really loves cars, he loves all kinds of cars, too. Yeah. He knows his shit. Yeah. I like watching his videos. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fun dude. He got fucked over on that whole top gear deal. He did? Yeah. Top gear story. How it ended is horrible. Ended due to an accident. And he apparently had gone to the producer saying we have to stop pushing this. We're going to, someone's going to get hurt or killed. And then someone got hurt, real bad. But it was a real big guy, though.

1:24:02And you know, he got fucked up from this flipped over a three wheeler. And he got really fucked up, but survived. And then they killed the show. Really? Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy. After he'd kind of warned him. He also experienced a shit ton of online hate because he was replacing Jeremy Clarkson. So everybody fucking hated him. But meanwhile, he's like the best auto journalist there is. He's so funny, such a good guy. And people are mad that he's not Jeremy Clarkson. Like, hey, Jeremy Clarkson's still on the air. You fucking idiots. Yeah. Go over to the Amazon. Get the Jeremy Clarkson. It's great.

1:24:35Go watch that, too. You fucking morons. No, that's too bad. I think Chris does great work. I love watching him review stuff. And you can tell, like not only is he skilled when he's on track, but that he's genuinely having a good time. You can tell he loves it. Oh, he's smiling laughing. He's going to do more of his own stuff. Good. Him and I were, yeah, we were talking about that. I was encouraging that. I was like, he really need to be doing your own thing. Like you're so good at automotive journalists. You're so fond of people watching you. You should be doing your own show online. You shouldn't be dealing with other people.

1:25:06Yeah. There's no need for that. And also like the top gear, top gear is great show and everything like that, but they all want to do like crazy stunts. Like they threw a car off the side of a bridge with a bungee cord attached to like, why? Why? Yeah, they get to a point on all these shows. Yeah. It's just a producer, a pitch and a segment. And what we were saying was for television, that's what people like. But for the internet, like for YouTube, completely different audience. Yeah. Then you get enthusiasts. So like if you get the newest GT3 RS and Chris Harris is reviewing it, it'll have millions of views.

1:25:39Because you don't want to see a guy who can really fucking drive, who really loves cars and understands them, review the car. I'm like, that's where you're at your best, man. A thousand percent. For the enthusiast, not for the casual dorks who wants to see a car go off a dam on a bungee cord. Yeah, but I mean, fuck out. Also on those on those internet videos too, is that the great thing is you get there. Somebody like him gives you an authentic reaction. Yes. And they give you authentic critiques. Yeah. They're like, you know what? They change seats on this new and it's not as good or they'll talk about the suspense.

1:26:11And they'll give you the insight that if you're really thinking about getting that car, you go like, oh, maybe I want the previous generation. Like they give you real insight. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he gives a lot of good criticism. So vehicle. Matt Ferrer does a great job with that. Matt does awesome with that. Matt's awesome. There's a couple of other guys that do that stuff. Straight pipes. Chris works with a singer. You know, singer is doing a turbo now. Yeah, they are. Oh my God. There's a green one. He went to go to the factory and they're showing it. The attention to detail is so fucking incredible.

1:26:44Singer number one. The very first one is here in Austin. Really? Yeah, I saw it in person. Was it like a person? Pretty cool. They're fucking, it's cool. It's a guy who has a few. And he's sure. He's like, here's number one. That's fucking right. That's probably worth a lot of money. So you can find the singer turbo video with Chris Harris because it's, I just want to see the green one. And it's like, it looks kind of like an old 9 -11 turbo. That's the difference with that. Yeah, that's it. Okay. That's it. Yeah, that's it. But it's, it looks kind of like an old 9 -11 turbo. But then when you see the details of it, you're like, oh, it's awesome.

1:27:23This is way better than a regular. Very fucking gorgeous. Way better than a regular, see if you can find the video. Because the video's incredible, dude. No, that's the video of his original car. This is how I, push, click that real quick. Because that was before singer. He had this car made and this is, oh, no, this is singer. Oh, okay, this is the, this is a different one. This is just a, how many years ago is this? Like a year. 22, it's this. Okay, this is the dynamics and lightweight study one. This is the crazy $3 million singer. Oh my God. This one's different. This one's not a turbo. This is their super lightweight, incredible car.

1:27:58This car is incredible. That's crazy, right? Yeah, always. Oh, yeah, fucking nails it. But this car is crazy, crazy expensive. Yeah, $3 million. Yeah, but it's immaculate, immaculate. Singer turbos, put in turbo, singer turbo, green. Go to videos, click on videos and go to recent. And.

1:28:27Okay, right there where it says more than 10 years, click that. There you go. Bam, okay, this is it. So look at that fucking thing. So this is, this is the turbo. So it looks kind of like a 9, 11 turbo from like whatever year that would be like 1980 or whatever the fuck it was. But it's way more smooth and polished and refined. And it's just, when you see it parked and still, it's just amazing. Like they're attention to details just off the fucking charts, man. Yeah. Like this, go back so you could see. So that was that's the car. So they're just going over all the things that they massaged and changed on the car and all the details where you get a sent there is you get a sense of what it looks like.

1:29:12Look at that thing. That's right there. Fucking rad. Cars don't get prettier. They just get different. They don't get prettier than that. They just get different. And then that dark cool metallic green, look, look at that thing. Out, I would get talked into this in this moment if they were like, and then you would have like, yeah, how much do you think that fucker costs? Because that's not as much as the DLR. No, it's not. I think, I don't know, you're probably, DLS, you get, I mean, there's so much customization involved in it. Right. Probably million bucks. That or just under, you know, around there.

1:29:48I think they can make these from what I remember for a little bit less than what they were making the, because they were just doing nine six fours before, I think, right? That they can make these. That's not a nine six four chassis. They don't start with a nine six four. On the turbo? I don't know. I don't know. I'm saying on the pre, like, you know, singers were all just one model before. Right. Those were more expensive for them to just even produce. Singer DLS turbo. Oh boy. So starts as a nine six four, but this is a DLS turbo. That's a different one. Look how sick that thing looks. That's a, that is another level.

1:30:25That's the dynamic lightweight study. Yeah. Porsche turbo, which is bananas. That thing works. That doesn't look anything like anything that's ever existed before. No, and that's the difference. That's definitely more expensive. Oh yeah, that's the one we were just looking at. I think you could produce those. Look at that thing. That's insane looking. Oh my god. That thing's insane looking. Are you going to make a phone call? No, no, get away from me. There's like a line where I won't cross. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the line. That's the line. Yeah, look, fucking amazing. You start getting into a million dollar cars.

1:31:00Like, what are we doing? That's okay. What the fuck are we doing here? Fine. Yeah, it's just, no, that's true. It's not a Bugatti. It's also a different kind of thing than a look at my dick. You know, it's more of like, oh, you know, car. You're passionate, guy. Yeah, you know what the fuck? It's the wheel spinning. That's, yeah. That's, that's fucking crazy. I just love that there's people like there, like, you know, the Gunther Works guy, like, people that they're making those things. So fucking cool. I just love that it's someone who just goes so hard. A roof? Yeah. I want to, I want to. They're not even really porches, right?

1:31:32I don't know. Like, they can't even really call them a Porsche. They call them roofs, yeah. But it looks exactly like a Porsche. Like, what is this? I definitely want to see what it's like. Like, go to a roof's website. RUF, when you see like the new one that they have, the crazy, it's water cooled, right? But it looks like an air cooled car, right? Yeah, I've never been in one. I've just seen photos and videos and stuff. And it makes you grow like, what's this like? I mean, I want to. It must be insane. And there's, these cars like that that are just like, look at that. Whoa. That's a nine, nine, three turbo base.

1:32:07And so that's their turbo R that they make. Look at that fucking thing. So this is the one, these are the ones that are weird. The ones that aren't like, scroll up, scroll back up. Rough car, so that one. So CTR anniversary. So that one, I don't think is a Porsche. Really? I don't think it starts off as a Porsche. I just think it's all their shit. And it just makes it look like. It looks exactly like a Porsche, but I don't believe it has, I think it's a new car. Yeah, see, Monocue completely developed by Rough. Roof rather. It's a type of radiation, a CTR reminiscent of the legendary Yellowbird.

1:32:50So the Yellowbird was a Porsche. There was a roof, yellowbird from like, what was like, the 80s, remember that one? That Porsche one that was crazy. But this is not really a Porsche. This is a roof car that they make. That just looks basically ripping off Porsche. Really? Yeah. I mean, what about the other ones are modified? Exactly. The other one that one was a 993, that was like, they take the base 993 and they juice it up. But this one I think is entirely developed by them. Wow. Yeah, it's supposed to be madness. Supposed to be total madness. Roof, holler at me, man. Yeah, completely redesigned.

1:33:29Yeah, that's fucking, scroll up. So I can see the image of the front. Look at that fucking thing. Woo, that fucking cool. And look how fat the tires are. The thing I've had some grub. Yeah, you get it, too, why you encounter these people with just nothing but Porsche's. Yeah. It's just so, there's something about them. Yeah. What about the other one that you guys make? You just kind of want to keep going. Yeah, there's also something about the size of them, right? They're so small and compact that when you're in them, you feel like you're in a race car. You're hunker in there. There's something weird about, even though these get, obviously, very expensive, that feel, I've always felt like it's a more accessible to the world car than other super cars.

1:34:11You know what I mean? For sure. You can see a Porsche in a grocery store parking lot. And you're just like, oh, it's fucking rad, but you see a Lambo and you're like, what the fuck is this person doing? Look at this, dude, that's a big, yeah. Yeah, it just doesn't, you know, like a pit Lambo with the HEB parking lot. It's crazy. Get out of here, bro. Coming out with giant sunglasses on, looking for attention to wrap around. It's trying to get punched. Sam and his fucking cone is there. Yeah, that's ridiculous. There's so many people that see people like that too, and they really want to smack them.

1:34:41Yeah, they see you with that thing, and like, I just want to smack that guy and his fucking stupid. Yeah, nobody has any sympathy for you on the road, if you're in something like that. And you crash, ha ha ha, or like try to merge. People like fuck you. Fuck you, you can't get in front of me, you douchebag. Yeah, that's a percent. You gotta go somewhere. No, no, I was just looking at what it was. Sorry. Sorry. Dictive, man. I know, thanks. Dictive. You ever thought I'd like going to a flip phone? All RE style? Yeah. Wasn't that Dana too? Dana had it in the beginning. He had a flip phone early on.

1:35:15But then he got to the point where, you know, he asked it managed, the social media of the UFC. So he asked people to look at things online, and you know, the hell's he saying, you're praises. We were with him in Vegas. We were talking about you. Fucking guy loves you, man. I love him too. Yeah, he's great. If it wasn't for him, that sport would not be what it is. We told us the story about him clearing out the New York offices. Oh, yeah. And he put it in the VHS check in tapes. Yeah. And he sees you on Keenan Ivory Wains, I think. Yeah, yeah, sort of was. And he was like, I need this fucking guy.

1:35:46Yeah, yeah. It was crazy, because in the beginning I didn't want to do it. When he was trying to get him, because I had already worked for the UFC in the past, from 97 to 98. I did post -fight interviews, and I was like, I'm out. And then they bought it in 2001, and he was trying to talk me into working for them. I like, I don't want to work. Really? Yeah, I was like, I don't want to do this. But I would ask him, you know, hey, have you ever watched K1? Do you guys watch Pride? Do you know about this guy? You ever see Funaki fight? Have you seen Hicks and Gracie? He's even better than Hoyes? Like we started having these conversations, and he was like, how much of this shit you watch?

1:36:19I was like, it's the only sport I know. I don't even know the rules to basketball. And they blow that whistle. I don't know what the fuck is going on. That's hilarious. I don't know. I told him this story about how, when I would go with you on these weekends, and I'm like, you know, just like as a fan of sports and broadcasting, I was like, so where's your prep book? You know, like, and you're like, tall up here, and I'm like, what are you talking about? You're about to call seven hours, and you said you go, there's nothing else up here cluttering my mind with other sports. I only know one sport.

1:36:47Yeah, but that's true. I mean, I do watch fights, but when I watch fights, I don't have to like say, oh, this guy's got a great question mark. I already have, I know. I know what he does. I know what that guy does. Yeah, that's impressive. The scene of fight 100, but it's, but it really is true that I don't have any clutter in there. Yeah, I believe it. I don't have any football in there. I don't know what's going on with football. What's off side? Yeah. Why is he got a flag? What's it down? Why is it first down now? What is happening? Ooh, that guy got hurt. That's all I know. Oh, that was about it.

1:37:15Well, he ran with the ball pretty far. I don't know what's going on, and I don't want to know. I don't care. I can still enjoy it. Sure. I have room for a couple of things in my head. You know, like combat sports things, and I just smash them all together. If you had to put something that interests you even somewhat outside of combat sports MMA and all that, what sport would be like second? I mean, it's a distant second, but what would be the one where you're like, oh, I enjoyed that. Where a sport that I don't participate, that I can watch? Yeah. Like that you would sit down and... Outside of combat sports?

1:37:46Yeah. If somebody had it on, you'd be like, all right, I'll watch some of this with you. I maybe would be like, what's going on with cricket? What are you guys doing? Cricket? Yeah, I'm like, what is that? That was happening. Really? Why you got that paddle? I'll tell you what I really like watching is soccer. We went to the Austin professional soccer game. Yeah, see game, yeah. Soccer is legit. Here's one of the reasons why soccer is legit, and why it's not going to become successful in America, is because they don't take breaks, so there's no fucking commercial time. There's no time to shove Taco Bell down your face.

1:38:14It'll be any? No breaks. Really? Nope. Nope. It goes for a certain amount of time. I forget how long it's soccer matches. But it's increased in its popularity. Yeah. Tenfold here in the last decade. I'm telling you, if you go to see it live, it's fucking a multiple games. Incredible, right? Yeah, it's unbelievable. And the arena that they have here in Austin is amazing. It's great. You don't realize that it's, you know, compared to what we're used to for like American football stadiums. Right. It's small. It doesn't feel small, because every seat in that house is fantastic. Yep. Yep. And it's, yeah, it's great competition.

1:38:51We keep getting better players here. I mean, I was somebody who, you know, I grew up not into soccer at all. And half my family was like, what's wrong with you? Because they're all South American. Right. And Arjitina is fucking huge, right? Arjitina is the fucking, it's bigger than religion. It's just, it is religion. And I mean, in my Peruvian cousins, we're all like, how do you not like soccer? The whole world loves it. The whole world loves it. But I do think it's cool that in the last, for me, like in the last decade plus, first of all, we lived in a time with like some of generational talent, you know, with like Ronaldo and Messi and these guys.

1:39:30And it's like shifting now to Mbappe and these just incredible, incredible talents. So I think high level anything becomes interesting. Like when I would watch the classical, the Madrid, Barcelona game at the height of these guys, club powers in the like 10 years ago, you're watching such a high stakes high level game. You can have zero interest and you're like, holy shit. Yeah. This is so incredible. And I think that and Premier League stuff kind of, you know, it just, it kind of drifted over to the point where we're like, hey, you know, soccer's been played here forever. Just didn't have that same popularity.

1:40:08But this MLS stuff has continued to grow and grow. And people, you know, I remember Saturday mornings, during our football season, a lot of times you, you're putting it on now and you'll see soccer games like from the Premier League was on NBC for a while. I don't know if they still have that contract, but here you go. But like it just has, and they keep getting, you know, better talent on the state side that I think will, will continue to see it become more popular here. If you go see it live, you'll get hooked. I'll tell you that. Yeah, the MLS games are. It's like that too. Oh my God, I got to see, I was on tour in Australia last year.

1:40:48And I got to see the Australian Open Men's finals with Yokeovich. Yeah. Seeing that in person, there's also like not a bad seat in that place. It's, it's a whole other thing. It made me go, okay, I want to go to all like the big real Wimbledon. I want to go to the Wimbledon. He, he was just incredible to see in person. And again, just somebody so, so talented at their sport, that watching it live, change, you know, I played tennis growing up and like, I've watched tennis tournaments, but live is everything. I mean, I've told people that about UFC, too. It's like, yeah, it's cool to watch on TV, but it's so different in person.

1:41:33It's, yeah, especially with no commentary, you're just watching the actual violence like, oh my God. It's so real. Yeah. And then you have a moment of like the sound of the crowd dies and you hear a, yeah. And then everybody goes, oh yeah. It's like totally shit. The, my favorite place to see fights is in the Apex Center. Because the UFC Apex Center has no audience. Yeah, so small. It's incredible. And during COVID, that was the best thing about COVID for me. How about the sphere thing? It's gonna be nuts. That's this weekend. I know. I know. Yeah, I'm pretty pumped. I don't know what they're gonna do.

1:42:09I know they have, I don't know if they're gonna show the fights on the ceiling. So you know how they have video monitors in the studio where you always see with the video monitors or showing you the fights. So the people that, he told us what they're doing. Can you say it? I don't know. We were on a podcast. I don't think it's been released. Yeah, tell me. Tell me. Dude, he's like, it's a fucking, it's a movie that's gonna play about the history. Like this. Oh, Max, combat sports. I know about that. There's six of them. There's six different small films. Yeah, okay. That's what he was telling us now.

1:42:42And he was just like, it's all, everything is authenticated and like, you know, like, and the crew that made it is Mexican. It's just like this Mexican plate story. And I mean, I don't know if the broadcast goes up on the wall. That's what I'm thinking. I'm wondering if you can see the fights take place on the ceiling. Jesus. Which would be an advantage. You see a show there already? There are certain positions. No, I have not. Have you? No, I heard it's just saying. What did Burk go to see there? The dead? He's seen a few there. He saw the, yeah. Of course he asked. He said, he said, he had a girl.

1:43:16He saw the dead and he saw him. He went to a, the YouTube show when they were there too. Oh, wow. He said, yeah, I cried so much. You know, of course he did. Yeah, emotional. Yeah. I cried the whole time. He delivers family. My daughters were making fun of me. Yeah. They should. They should mock you. He doesn't just cry. He likes to take photos of him crying and then post it on Instagram. I'm so sad. My daughter went to college. Look, is this one good? How many did he take before he picked that one? He's a fucking mess when I saw him. Of course. Yeah, the college drop off has got to be heavy. Yeah.

1:43:54Yeah. He was a, he's a character. He's on one. He was a fucking vendor. How's he doing these days? He's, he vendors, he goes off, he goes on. Yeah, he's on the, he's leaned up for a little while. He went back, back in. He's on a bird, he's on a bird cycle. Yeah. Yeah, he was real clean and then he, my favorite, he was like, we were somewhere in Vegas and somebody is like, you know, do you want this? He's like, can't, I'm hardcore keto. And I was like, okay. And then we go to this. I'm like, okay. It's like, wait, we twisted your head at such a birth, hardcore keto. Or a hardcore keto. And then we go to this bar and we're pouring drinks, pouroso strings, you know, we're like, our brand and it's like tons of people.

1:44:36And it's a very fun thing. Everyone's out and getting bottles and drinks and we're signing things. And then, and of course, like, you know, he's throwing them back. He's throwing them back and at one point, they're standing there, sure listen. He goes, I'm fucking, I'm absolutely fucking shit face. Like, yeah, I can tell. And so I go, hey, you know, some time passes. I go, you want to get out of here? He's like, yeah, I go, okay, we're going to go this way out of this place. And then here's the exit. He's like, okay. So I turn this way, say something that I get ready. He goes, I'm going to fucking stay.

1:45:05And I go, okay, I'll see you later, man. So I leave, I get the fuck out of there. And then I run into him later. I'm like, how was it? He was like, oh, he's like, dude, I was so hammered. And I go, yeah, I know. He goes, yeah, I got back and I ate it, it doesn't do anything. I'm just like, what happened to hardcore keto? He goes, well, I just ate the tops. And I go, that's not how keto works. That's even worse. That's where the frosting is. What are you talking about? He's a lunatic. Oh my God. He's still alive. I wonder how long you give that for. I mean, how long can you do that for? Yeah, he goes, he does it.

1:45:44And then you know what'll happen is like, so he's like, whatever, real crazy right now. And we'll see him in like a month. And he'll be like, oh yeah, my other favorite phrase. He's like, I quit drinking. I go, when? He was Wednesday. And I'm like, it's fucking Friday. He's like, I know, but it's like 48 hours. Nothing. That's not that said, normal part of that term works. And he's like, he's like, but so he'll get to one certain point here where he'll be like, I got to clean it up. And he'll just like really clean it up, you know? Like, won't drink for a while, clean up the diet. You'll see him just like thin out.

1:46:20It takes a picture on Instagram. It takes a good picture. Socks are gutted. Sexy picture. And then you'll be like, oh, you're really? Later. Huge. Yeah, it was just, it's a cycle. Do you see it later? I see him waddle through the fucking green room at the mothership. I'm like, what the fuck, dude? The fuck are you doing? Right now. He goes hard. He goes hard, dude. He goes hard. I've been going hard with eating just super clean, man. Yeah. Yeah. How long? A couple of months in. Yeah. Yeah, it's funny thing is like by just being so committed to it, anything outside of it now. You feel it? Yes. I really didn't have a reference for that before.

1:47:01Yeah. Because I'm meeting a lot of, you know, pretty much the same wheelhouse of shit every day. I have four eggs, blueberries, a little while later. Protein shake. Lunch. I had lunch today. 10 ounces of chicken, greens. And I have like little things like peanut butter, jelly pack, like a bitch. It's a stain clean. Yep. And then dinner, I'll have 16 to 20 ounces of lean protein, like sea bass, salmon. Sometimes I'll have leaner red meats, greens, fruit. And you got someone organizing this for you? Or you're just doing it yourself? Yeah, I saw it. It was fine. I did it because I'm shooting my show next month.

1:47:47And I was like three months out and I was like, fuck, if I don't like dial it in right now. I'm going to show up. Yeah, and I'm going to show up and I'm going to be like, I wish I just don't want to have regret. Like I didn't try. Right, right, right. And I was like, I know I'm not going to look like a Marvel guy in three months, but I know I can clean it up in three months. Yeah. And like, I mean, I, you just don't want to look at yourself on TV and go, oh, you're fat. Fuck. Yeah, you fucking lose a piece of shit. Look at those the worst. So I've gone down, you know, I'm down to like 204 body fats down and I have about another month.

1:48:18So I just sticking to it. But the funny thing is like, anything like the other night, I got home and the boys were like, they got, what's it called like the shaved ice machine? And they've been making those, you know, during the day and they're kids and like, you got to have one. You got it. I got, you know, I got, okay, I'll try it. So they shaved the ice in the machine and they pour flavors into it. And I take, you know, few spoons, spoons, it's very sweet. Right. Dude. Within an hour, I'm like, like doubled over, running to the toilet. Yep. And I'm like, oh yeah, because I can isolate it now.

1:48:57Before when I was eating like a trash can, like I would just go like, well, I don't know what it was. Right. I was like, maybe it was the bread. Also, you get used to feeling like shit. Yeah, you do. That's what Duncan's, you know, Duncan had diabetes. Yeah. He got type two diabetes from, I think it's from vaping. Sugar for sure, but also vaping. And the reason why I say this is, one of the things he found out, he was getting his blood sugar checked and like he was spiking. And he's like, I don't even understand. I'm not drinking any soda, not eating any sugar. And then he realized that it spikes after vapes.

1:49:29Wow. And so, because he was, you know, monitoring it. And then he realized, oh my God, there's a reason why this stuff is sweet. There's fucking sugar in the vapes. That makes sense. I've tried them and you're like, of course. It's really sweet. It's watermelon. How else can you get a watermelon flavor? How else are you gonna get a peach flavored vape unless you have some sugar in there? Yeah. How are you getting the fucking apple flavored vapes? Yeah, of course. There's sugar in there. There's sugar. And so the sugar was spiking his blood pressure. That's the same. Or his blood sugar level. Did he get himself out of it?

1:49:58Yeah, I got off of it and got on the zins. And you know, it's just, you don't realize that you're poisoning yourself until you stop poisoning yourself. Yeah. And you eat really healthy. And he was like, dude, I don't need naps anymore. I have energy all day. This might just help me so much, dude. Like this eating plan. I got it from a nutritionist in L .A. Dr. Guglia. And like I told him a couple weeks into it, I was like, if I don't lose a pound, I'm already gonna thank you for my digestion changing. Like I used to, you know, a fucking, I got so used to just explosive shits all the time. Like, you know, like Christina's like, are you ever see a doctor?

1:50:43I hear this violence coming out of the bathroom. And I'm like, yeah, I gotta go check it out. And then I had a colonoscopy a couple of years ago and they were like, you're good. And I'm like, yeah, but I mean, I'd diarrhea 14 times a week. Is that normal? I don't know, man. So this switching to like the way I just described my eating now, dude, I have totally normal gut health. Yeah, that's how it's supposed to be. Yeah, it took me 45 years to figure out. Well, that's one of the things that's very interesting about Robert F. Kennedy Jr. being connected to Trump in this election. It's really? Yeah, because if Trump winds up winning, they're gonna expose our food systems.

1:51:23Robert Kennedy, one of the things that he really wants to do is he wants to expose a bunch of problems we have in our food system. One is glyphosate. Glyphosate, which is used, it's an herbicide. It's used all over the fucking place. It's in a lot of food. Most people, they test, there's some incredibly high number of people test positive for glyphosate in their blood. Really? Yeah, because you're getting it from organic vegetables, even, like some vegetables. Not shouldn't say organic, but you're getting it from, like there's some stuff that they just spray it on, no matter, like I think the most glyphosate, I think it might be corn.

1:52:01So what things contain the most glyphosate? Let's Google that. I think it's corn, rice, and different vegetables and fruits. Fascinating how if you go to Western Europe, you realize that they don't use any glyphosate. But like our food would be like illegal. Illegal grocery stores. Our fruit loops are illegal in Canada. Are they really? Yeah, because we use dye. There's all these red dyes in shit in our fruit loops. They have the same fruit loops in Canada. They're like, no, no, no, you can't put that stuff in there. So they have to sell different fruit loops to Canada than they do in America.

1:52:34Some of the most common foods with glyphosate, oh, non -organic cereals and grains harvested with glyphosate, these include wheat, barley, buckwheat, millet, rice, oats, wild rice, popcorn, and sorghum, wild rice. So you think wild rice, oh, I'm getting wild rice, it must be healthy. Or popcorn, please. But a lot of people think that part of the thing that's going on with people, they say they're gluten intolerant, that what's actually, it's not gluten, it's fucking with them, it's glyphosate. Really? Yeah. And this is just one of those like... One of those American things. Like huge conglomerates that's springing down.

1:53:08Yep, Monsanto. Yeah, that's round up. And so there's that, and then there's seed oils, fucking terror before you, and they're in everything. And they're in everything because they're cheap. And it used to be industrial lubricant, and they figured out a way to make it somehow or another turn of food. It's so fucking sad that we have. Like also, most people, myself included, in my own talk about, you just don't have the knowledge of the, like you'd have to inquire and really be curious about this. And you got to dig for a long time, and if you talk to your doctors, a lot of time, doctors don't know jack shit.

1:53:44Most doctors spend a shockingly small amount of time in medical schools, studying nutrition. Most doctors, they'll tell you, just need a healthy diet. Like look at you, doc. Look at you, doc. You know, I had a fucking neighbor that was 260 pound cardiologist. Isn't that crazy? Like the last seven feet tall. He wasn't, he's shorter than me. Oh, okay. That's so big. You tell people like, hey man, your heart's, that's so crazy. It's so crazy, it was wildly overweight. Some people just can't control themselves. They just don't, they don't have a history of control themselves. And so they just don't, they just eat.

1:54:21I mean, I remember Ralphie May. We, one time we, we all left the comedy store and we went to a bar, it was Stanhope, me and a couple other comics and Ralphie, and it was Joey and Ralphie was gonna meet us there. There was this bar that Stanhope used to like, in Hollywood, we used to go back in the day before Hollywood was a zombie movie. And so Ralphie doesn't show what we're waiting for. Like, where the fuck is Ralphie? We're waiting for everybody outside. We're gonna all go in together and get a table. And we're sitting outside and Ralphie, for a long ass time. And then also like an hour later, Ralphie shows up and Ralphie's back seat was just filled with wrappers.

1:55:00So this poor guy was so addicted that he couldn't get in his car and drive from the comedy store to this bar, which was like two miles away. He had to stop at a jack in the box. And tear it up. And this was at a time where he got his stomach stapled so he couldn't eat any meat. So he wasn't eating meat, so he's eating jalapeno poppers from jack in the box. Just stacks of them. Yeah, he was really sick. He was sick. He ate through his stomach stapling twice. I got a piss real bad. Oh, let's piss. Okay, let's pee, let's pee together. And we're back. Great pee. It's such a game changer. When you have to pee and you can't concentrate, it's so hard to talk.

1:55:41I was just like, your eye starts to flutter. Yeah. It makes me think about those debates. Like what if someone has to pee in the debate? You got to dial your water and just write. Do you have a I have a pre show pee routine? Do you? Yeah, because I would say like my fixation is I kind of have to, during the day, I'm drinking water and a couple of coffees. And it's like, for on the road, we go work out, I'm gonna increase the water intake, like start drinking more. And then you get ready, head over to the venue, and it's like, okay, I get there, the show's gonna be in 45 minutes. It's like, I pee, but then I keep going, oh, here's a water.

1:56:28Maybe pour a Diet Coke, I'm gonna take on stage in a cup, water, and then it's like, all right, start the show, I introduce, you know, opener, and then I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go pee and I'll be back and I do that. And then it's like, hey, he's got five minutes left, and I always go, do I have to pee again? Like this is like a real, it's like you're gonna, you get to go to a spa and they're like, you're gonna get a massage, and they're like, you have to pee and I go, do I? I think so. Yeah, I want, yeah, I think there's four drops left. I'd like to get them out for this. The worst is if you have to shit.

1:56:59Oh, jeez. If you think you're gonna go on stage for an hour and you have to take a shit, oh my God. Yeah. How much time does he have left? He has three minutes left. I can't shit in three minutes. I can't shit in three minutes. I know, that is the, but your body does this thing where it'll shut the shit thing down, unless it's like a real fucking emergency. Right. But you've had that on stage? Have I ever had that a half to fucking, I pukeed on the side of the stage. Really? Yeah, that was, those are, we sick. Yeah, and that was horrible. Literally in a can in the wings. Oh my God. Jeez, and like that was, that was rough.

1:57:30Did you go back on stage? Yep. Did they know you threw up? Nope. Until I told them. Wow. No. No. But the P1, like I hate when you go, all right, I'm just gonna go out there. What am I, a fucking toddler? Just go fucking do your shit, and I'm like five minutes in. I'm like, I have to pee right now. And you know, and you just carry that. Oh, no. Your body will like put it out of your mouth, but there's like this discomfort you have. The whole time where you're standing, I'm gonna be out of here for a fucking hour. I did it once where I ran off stage, and I, you know, on the mothership, the way I got to go all the way up, I had to go all the way up, and just piss so hard.

1:58:05And then when I back? Yeah. No, no, no, I didn't. It was like, I finished my set. Oh, you finished, yeah. But like halfway through my set, I was like, God damn it, I had to pee. But someone was in the bathroom, like right before I went in, I was like, fuck. No, it's, I mean, I've also, I've peed on the side of the stage before, like in a panic, yeah. Jesus. I know. On the ground? No, like in a trash can. Yeah. And in a cup, I've done that too. How many times are you peed right there? Oh, he pisses in fucking kombucha bottles, and everything. No, fucking disgusting. He's grown. He wants you to always peeing in the room.

1:58:40Yeah, to show you his nuts, and then he has to come on, man. I'm surprised I haven't seen him come. I've seen him pee so many times. I know. We're getting close to October. We're gonna do something this year? Dude, I'm shooting the whole month here. Oh, but I'll be here. Yeah. I'll be here. You gonna go sober? No, sure. I mean, I'm gonna be like shooting five days a week. I'm sure I, do you think we can get burnt to go sober from out again? Because last year he was excited to not do it. I don't think, I don't, I don't wanna speak for him, but no. Maybe he could use it though, right? Uh, I don't know.

1:59:16Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world for him. No, it's never the worst thing for, for any of us to take a month off. Sure. Good. Mm -hmm. I mean, yeah, I always feel like, um, I mean, it's what kind of challenges it for each person, you know? Well, it's easy for me. I haven't had a drink in since, uh, I had a couple glasses, uh, I had a, a margarita and like a mule Saturday night. So that was it. Those last time I had a drink. Yeah, I had a few drinks Saturday night in Vegas. Yeah, we were doing it. I was at dinner with the misses, but I haven't had anything to drink since then, which is normal.

1:59:57I can go weak too. Like it's not, you know, it's not that big a deal. That's what I'm saying. So like, well, for bird, it's a big ass deal. Yeah, it's, it tests his, um, will, will for sure and, um, Will to live, cleans it up. I think, I think he, um, I think he also kind of gets off on the challenge of it. Yeah. I think because so many people are like, you're going to struggle this, like, you know, online and I think that, uh, well, birds and other one that has that delusional, I can't lose. He is like, he is. I remember what was the one that I was like, what are you doing when he was like, I could do the splits.

2:00:33I think I can. That's like, you're going to fucking tear you hamstring when he told me, you could, I really believe for a second, he could. I was like, really? Wow. Yeah. I know because it also is one of those things that Bert could seek, like, you know, I mean, it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibilities. Oh, you have the secret skill. You can also do this. Right. Like when you played tennis, yeah, he could serve like a fucking pro. I know he has all these like weird, like hidden skills. Yeah. Yeah. I really believe that he could do the splits. Yeah. But he couldn't even come close. It wasn't even in the neighborhood where you did a split once in your life and you got to get it back.

2:01:11You know, like maybe, yeah, maybe did it when you're in high school and you can kind of get back there. You can get that. Do you still do them all the time all the time? Okay. I stretch out constantly. Okay. Especially lately, because I've been dealing with like some real stiff back problems. Cause when I shoot a lot of archery, I get real stiff in my right side of my lower back and my neck. Cause I, my bow is 80 pounds to pull back. So I'm pulling back 80 pounds like 150 times a day. Yeah. So this tightens up. And it's everything's tight. So it really helps stretching massage helps a lot. But man, stretching so.

2:01:45I started stretching. I have like, it's not that unusual. It kind of chronically tight hamstrings, you know, that like, like, fucking, that I, the massage definitely helps. But spending a little time every day working on hamstring stretches definitely helped me. It's fucking gigantic. Everyone should stretch. And especially for anyone that has like stiffness in their lower back and a lot of that stuff, like you, you'd be amazed at how stretching your hamstrings, alleviates a lot of stress on your lower back. Yeah, it's all tied there. Most of the like, a lot of times that lower back tightness, it's just, you just follow the line.

2:02:22It's like your glutes into your hamstrings and your hamstrings are super tight. They're pulling down. Yeah. And it'll relieve your lower back pains. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do a lot of hamstring exercises too though. I do a lot of Nordic curls. I do those. Those are the shit. And once I started getting into those, you know, the Neor Toes guy stuff, like Nordic, is that like laying flat? Yeah. You lay flat and you pull yourself up with your hamstrings. Oh, yeah. It's fucking hard. Really? Yeah. It's hard. Yeah. I do that for sets of six, like six reps pulling yourself up. Now, the first time I did it, I couldn't do one.

2:02:55I was like, this is crazy. Really? Yeah. Cause I have strong fucking legs. Like, how can I not do this? This is nuts. I couldn't believe I couldn't do it. I was shocked. So I really started concentrating on it. Now, I do sets of six, but I think I could probably do nine. If I guessed, I think I could challenge. It's fucking hard, dude. I don't think I ever tried it. She's tried. Okay. We'll do it out here. I have one right out in the middle of the lobby. Really? Yeah. I have one in the... I have an extra one if you need one. Oh. Okay. Cool. Thanks, man. Yeah. I have a bunch of them. I've gotten...

2:03:28There's the Tibbar guy made me a cool one. And there's a few other... What's the guy, Mr. Infinity? He made one that's really good. There's a lot of ones that are adjustable. They do a bunch of different things as well as just... Just do the Nordic curls. Like some of them, you can do reverse hyperson and a bunch of other lower back exercises. But it's a great one for stabilizing your knee. Really good exercise for... Because there's nothing else like it that's like you're pulling your whole... Like that's it right there. That's what it looks like when you're doing it. Yeah, that looks... That's the Sora next one.

2:04:04Challenging. It's fucking hard, man. Yeah, it looks like it. But the one that's really... The reason why I really like the Tibbar guy one and the Mr. Infinity one is that you can change the angle of it. So instead of starting flat, like the Rogue one that we have outside, you start completely flat. And in the beginning, I had to help myself. I had to like, what I would do is I put two fingers down and give myself a little push for fingers and then complete the reps of my hand string. And then try to lower myself as much as I could. Slowly catch it. But now I've got to the point where I just go all the way down slow and all the way up, no problem.

2:04:34That's cool. But it took a while to build it up and I was kind of surprised. Because I thought it was gonna be like one of those things like a pistol squat. Like it looks hard, but I have strong legs. I can do that. But I was like, this is fucking impossible. Wow. But you think about that kind of a pull. That's it right there. Who is this one? Tibbar guys, this one's a really good one, man. So you could use it to do back extensions. You could use it to do reverse hypers. Really top notch stuff. And the angle change is huge because you started off, give yourself a little bit of an angle. So you're already halfway through the rep and it's much easier and then lower it a little bit and then eventually you get to the flat.

2:05:14Over time. I like to try it. It's especially for rehabbing that bad knee, the injured knee. It's really good. Anything, I do leg curls too with those, you ever use those monkey feet? Yeah. I have a lot of like. That thing's fucking great. And then they have a new one, the monkey feet pro. But they have the plates already built into it. And so you can slide a pin out, you know, like those dumbbells that do that. Yeah, sure. So it's built in and it's flat at the bottom instead of having a dumbbell that you have to attach to it. That sounds cool. Yeah, that's the new one, the monkey feet pro. That's fucking huge.

2:05:49But all those different things to stabilize all those muscles and to do knee raises and fucking phenomenal stuff, man. Yeah, that thing was awesome. So if we do sober October, do you think we should have some sort of challenges here? Or should we? I can't. I just won't have any time. Right. But I just will be too way too busy. Are you gonna work out at all? Yeah, so I already talked to like my, I go look, I mean, I've been preparing for this thing by training six days a week and alternating like I had. Today was a steady state cardio day. So I did an endurance ride for 60 minutes, a bike ride.

2:06:24And then tomorrow morning, I'll get up and lift. And then, you know, so I, So you were organized? I'm organized. I like structure. So. So I'll, I'll follow the, my plan, but I'm able to do right now our sessions, our lifting, our cardio sessions. Sometimes I can do two a days, the schedule allows, do two in a day. But I was like, look, I know when we're in production. Do you want out of time? No, so I'm just, my trainer and I have been figuring out like, all right, what about like, because I've had days where I go, I don't have an hour, right? But you could still like get something good going in 30 minutes.

2:07:03Sure. And I'm like, look, all I got to do, I just don't want to get into working on production and just go into, I feel like shit too. Right. So figuring out like, okay, I think it has to be AM for me. This whole idea that I'm going to shoot all day and then at the end of the day, you're prepping for the next day and I'm going to go work out now at like nine third. It's just not going to happen. So we're going to try to organize workouts that are more condensed that I'll keep be able to keep doing through production. This is six weeks, six, seven weeks of production. And tell, what is the show?

2:07:39So this is the show that I don't think I've ever shown you, but like two years ago, I had a break on my tour and I had this kind of distorted sense of income because you're on tour, and you're like, I love features, but trying to put pull a feature together is a huge undertaking. Right. But if you want to shoot like a short film, it's a lot easier to manage. So I go, I had all these things that I've written, five to 10 page short stories. And I hit up my friend, Rami, and I was like, hey, we'd work together. And so he's the one that directed my music video. I was like, Stephen Togall on the scene.

2:08:22So I go, I got a break on tour. I'm willing to write a check to make a short film. Can I stop you right there? Did Bert ever have a real hard problem with you stabbing him to death? He was like, I don't know, that's just your humor. He was like, I, he was like, people asked me, and he said, I just told them, that's Tom's humor, I guess, that's what he finds funny. Because I was like, if my friend did a video where he stabbed me to death, I might be like, how does he really feel about me? What the fuck is going on? He just stabbed me to death on a video. But he is right in that I do, I mean, if you see the series, you'll see that, like, oh, this is a warm feeling to you.

2:09:06Like, I just, I, you know, I do, yeah, I, yeah, there it is. This is so ridiculous. And he's so big in that video. I know. With the face swap. Yeah, it was a great deep fake for, at that time too, it's gotten so much better now. But anyway, I tell my friend, I go, I want to shoot a short film, you know, like during this break and like, I'll pay for it. And I just want to shoot and put it out, kind of like the music video. And he was like, looking at, I was sending him scripts. And he's like, I think we could actually, if you can take this like 11 days, I think we could shoot three. I'm like, really?

2:09:43Like, that's going to be fucking crazy to shoot 11 days in a row on break when I should be like, taking time down. But I go, okay, so we sign up to shoot three. And again, the whole thing is like, we'll just make these because I enjoy making them. You know what I mean? So we shoot them. And then when we have them, we're like, oh, this kind of looks, this kind of is like a show now. It's like, like an old Twilight Zone, where it's just like, here's a, you know, here's a short story. So then we went back to a white site, like a sound stage. And I shot an introduction to it, like I'm the host of a show.

2:10:22And then the idea was, you remember I built like, during the pandemic, this pay -per -view kind of website, you know, where people could buy tickets to like, live podcasts, I was like, oh, I know what I'll do. I'll cut this together. And then this will be the first like, ticketed, like pay -per -view event that is a scripted written show. And as opposed to like a live podcast, which I was really excited by. I was like, look, I don't even care, I don't need to make money. Even if this like, helps me recoup a portion of what I spent to make this, I feel like that would be a win. It's just exciting to try something like that.

2:11:00So it's all cut together. You know, it's super high production quality. And I show it to like agents and they were like, you gotta show this to some of the streamers, you know. Because I told him my plan. I was like, yeah, my plan was just to do this and they go, I think we can get you, you can get a series out of this. And we showed it to Netflix and they were like, yeah, we'll do a series, you can do six of these. So now we spent time obviously in the writers room writing six episodes worth of these. And each one, each episode will have like a theme and then short stories that are dark, like twisted fucked up stories.

2:11:43They're with a comedic twist to it, right? Like things that are comedic in nature, I would say, but dark. So I think it's like a, I like, I say like the best way to describe it is it's kind of a comedic black mirror, short stories that are twisted that have a comedic tone. So do you have the whole, first of all, you really like to be busy? I mean, like more than anybody I know, I do feel I think better having a lot going on. But you like to be overwhelmed. I don't think, I think there's a line. I've discovered in my life that there's a line and that I can, and you have, you figure out the line by living that you get to.

2:12:27I'm coming everywhere, it was the line. That was too much. Right, that was, that was, that was your tour. That was the last tour. And that was, we leave Monday and we do shows Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, you know, like that, and that was week after week. And that was a lot, that was too much. This tour that I've been on this year is like, this week I'm in Eugene, Vancouver, and Denver. That's it, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I'm home, I'm home that night. Right. The next week, Cleveland Buffalo, Toronto. It's like three shows, three nights. Right. That's a much more manageable way to live.

2:13:02Yeah. But I had to figure it out. Production too, production, there's no way to deal, to work in production where I'm writing, producing, I'm directing some of them. There's no way to do that without being busy, but it's also a condensed amount of time. That's what I like about productions, is that you, you only have a few weeks. You see your end date, yeah, we're done here. So we just have to make it happen. So I mean, it'll be a very busy six weeks for me, but it also will be over. And when you plan and when is that gonna get out on Netflix? My thought is that it would probably be in the spring, I think, I think.

2:13:36So I'm sure that'll conversation will be the same. But I'm so fucking stoked for it, dude. Like, we got a great group together to write it. I love that I get to work with Rami, I'm working with Jeremy Conner, and just a great crew, and we're casting here in the next couple of weeks. The thing that, one of the things I'm honestly super proud of, is that I got them to let me do the show in Austin. And we're gonna have Austin production, Austin crew, we're casting Austin actors. So it's like a real Austin production. So that to me was like very fun. I was like, I don't wanna go move to Atlanta to do this.

2:14:12I wanna do it home. I see. There's gotta be plenty of actors here. Oh, for sure there's actors here. And also that, and we are doing Austin locations. Like, we're shooting all over the city. But I think that's fucking cool. That's pretty dope, dude. That's exciting. It's a wild show. When you see this stuff, you're gonna be like, you're fucked up, man. I can't wait. I'm excited. So when do you start? Our first shoot day is October 7, I think. Wow. That's not long for six weeks of chaos. Six weeks of chaos and then... There's something about having a goal to like a thing that you're working towards.

2:14:47It just changes your mindset. Yeah, I think this has helped with like even like that I was telling the focus of like nutrition and health. And like, you know, the discipline of that bleeds into the discipline of the writing and like getting these meetings done and like, yeah, it all comes together. Yeah. When I was getting ready to do my live special, knowing that there was a date that this had to be done and then it was only on one night. So it was like this like super hyper focus of getting ready for something done. And when I did it, I was like, what were after was over, I was like, I wanna do that again.

2:15:21Really? Yeah, yeah. At first I was like, I'm gonna do this one time and I'm never gonna fucking do this again because this is a ridiculous idea to be able to do something live to millions of people on Netflix. Well, you enjoyed the experience. I liked it. But you liked the lightens pressure. I like it. Yeah, yeah, I like it. I like it a lot. Yeah, I like it too much. Well, that's kind of how I am about being if you ever thought about doing a live special? Never, never thought about it. You should do it. You think so? Yep. Nothing everybody should do it. Yeah. Everybody's good. You do good shows.

2:15:55You do great sets for, you know, headlining sets. Just get it dialed in to where you know. How that moves. And let's fucking go. And just bust that motherfucker out for the whole world and you have to editing editing. That I'll tell you I fucking hate. Ooh, so worst. You know the last one they called me and they go, so we're gonna have to change your release date because you won't watch this. I'm like, oh yeah, fuck me. I always have that problem. I don't wanna watch me. I know either. I don't want to. I fucking hated it. Yeah, and then I, it's gross. Then I told them I wanted to show that they're like, no, not that.

2:16:26I go, yeah, no, I want this show. And they were like, what about the other show? I don't want that show. And then everyone was like, I go, you asked me to fucking watch it. I watched it. Well, that's gotta be, you can't have anybody giving you advice. No. I don't agree. I think if a comic is gonna put out a special, it should be that comic special and what that comic thinks should be on that special. And that's it. I don't want, no, I remember, Robbie and Bill Burr were arguing in the park and lot of the comedy store and Robbie was drunk. And Bill Burr was like, hey, I'm not gonna fucking argue with you about what my fucking act is while you're drunk at the comedy store.

2:16:59And it was this like, incredible moment. I'm like, yeah, that's how it's supposed to be. You're not supposed to have someone tell you what the fuck you're gonna put in your act. Like do you know how to do comedy? No, you don't do comedy, right? Shut the fuck up. You shut the fuck up. This is crazy. This is crazy conversation. Yeah, it's, I mean, but everybody wants to get in there. That's the problem with like if you were doing your show, it's a problem with doing anything. Like imagine if you did your mom's house and you had a bunch of people you were working for. That's, it's a great analogy.

2:17:29I mean, yes, especially your mom's house live. Oh my god, well, yeah, that wouldn't work. Which, I hosted Fear Factor for six years and I fucking gagged so hard watching that show. I had to turn away three or four times and he's a lot doing that. It's so gross. I mean, no one would let you do it, but yet it's hugely successful. It's totally true. I mean, notes wise, I'll say this like, you know, cause I experienced this with the book, I wrote a book a year ago or whatever, is like the first time you get notes on anything, a script or anything, you're like, what the fuck is this? And then when you do encounter notes of value, cause there are notes that are sure that you go like, that was a good, that was a good note.

2:18:10You have to be able to balance, cause what ends up happening, the way that really I think handle it is you listen to all of them, but you also have to be able to go, I hear what you're saying on this and I totally disagree. You can't, it's hard to do when you're like, starting out, right? It's impossible. You just can't, but once you kind of know yourself and what you're trying to do, you get to go like, oh yeah, that's a good, I know what you're going for there, I don't wanna do that. And so I'm not. But your other note was great. And I, What could you imagine if like you decided that like doing your mom's house was too difficult so you're gonna bring in some Hollywood executives to help you?

2:18:49Some actual Hollywood producers that do like keep it up with the Kardashians or something, they're gonna help you produce your mom's house. I mean, I had the fucking, and that's so far fetched that like, you know, it's like it would be such a fucking shit show. It would be terrible. It would be terrible. But isn't it interesting that it's so popular? Yeah. But people wants to become popular, then they would wanna get in on it. And here's how we can make it better. Yeah, yeah, tight it up. Yeah. Figure out a way to make it. Imagine somebody telling you how to run this thing? It'd be impossible.

2:19:20I can't even take, I don't even, when someone asks me to put someone on, even if I would wanna put that person on, now I don't wanna put them on. Just because they asked you. Yeah, I don't, I don't wanna get into that. I only wanna have people on the show that I wanna have on the show, and that's it. That's the only way I've ever done it. That's the only way I wanna do it. Somebody asked me just like a week ago, a guy stopped me and he was like, I have a question about podcasting. I go, what he goes, how do you, what's the criteria for asking someone to be a guest? And I go, what do you mean? He goes, what do you check off?

2:19:59And I go, somebody I wanna talk to. Yeah. He goes, that is it. He goes, that is it. That's it. That's what I wanna do. That's the beautiful thing about what we're doing, the beautiful thing about today. There's never been a time like that where something can reach fucking millions and millions of people. And it's just, I wanna talk to that guy. Like this guy doesn't think the moon landing's real. Come on in. Come in here. Just talk. You had that fucking hummus cannon guy on. That nutty dude. That dude. And the funny thing is we were exchanging videos of him before that. Remember we were like, look at this guy.

2:20:29Is that guy for real? Like what do you think is going on? So that's really who he is. That's who he is. He sure there's not like a little bit of, he understands, he gets will blunderfeld. He gets that there's an angle with which people are seeing this through. And he understands the humor in it. But it's based in for him an authentic point of view, for sure. So he's trying to get straight guys to do gay stuff. He would say that's fucking gay or to not do that stuff. Yeah. This is Spartan right now. The straight thing you can do is fill another guy up with combat. It's like one of his quotes. Yeah.

2:21:08What's funny about that is that that used to be how warriors live. That's what he talks about all this. And he's pretty well versed in Spartan history, samurai. And he'll know he's like, he's like, he's the literature. He'll show you. I think look, the real, if you want to break down what he's doing, I think a big part of what he's doing is trying to trick guys into fucking him. That's one big one of them. The other one is shedding this masculinity is only this. That's the origin of it, right? That you don't have to be this way in order to be or like guys are whatever. So many guys are super homophobic.

2:21:48It's like the, that's like the footsteps of all this starting. And then I think, I think he's very aware of humor. And he's a way of, he told me this. He calls it Dika Homest Canon. It's great. I mean, yeah, and yeah, you're wonderful. Starfish receptacle or something like that. Yeah, whatever he says. Yeah. You're dirt hole. Yeah, I saw all types of, where you got to lick each other's nipples if you're a real man. Yeah. But yeah, he, he knows what he's doing. I think he knows what he's doing. How many guys are sucking his dick because of those videos? A couple that are probably like, am I straight now?

2:22:20I just, I didn't mean to say. I don't know, man. But that's the thing. Like if someone gets all enough followers, there's going to be, you know, out of every 1000 people. There's a guy that you can talk into a being in a cult. My favorite is this guy right now, fancy chef, where he's like, he's just, I haven't said you fancy chef videos. No. He's just like in his kitchen and he's in a chef's outfit with the hat and then he's just, he's, he'll put like strawberries in a glass. He's like, beautiful and nice. Look at this. Look at the shit I just made. You just put strawberries in a glass. But he keeps, and he's like, book me, call me right now.

2:22:56Millionaires and billionaires only. And he does this whole pitch about how he's like a world -class chef. And you just keep watching. You're like, am I getting trolled? Or is this, what's going on? Is this a delusional person or is this a subtle troll? That's exactly what you do. And then the more you watch, you're like, oh no, he's delusional for sure. But meanwhile being delusional can get you pretty fucking far. It can, it can. And like, he's cooking food. What's the food on the left, right there? What is that? What has he got going on there? He looks like chicken. Look at that big, that's beautiful and nice.

2:23:29Beautiful and nice. Yeah. That's what gives you the flavor. That's beautiful. Well, he just laid fucking time on top of it. I don't know if that's going to do anything. I'm going to tell you that's going to be a deliverance. But I tell you that's going to so make you sure. That's going to stay a lot to you. And he goes between this, there's a lot of wine glasses. Like, he's always putting something in a glass. And then, look at that top comment. Day 238 of not knowing whether this channel is satire. Like it's like, Jamie, I'm going to send you a guy that I'm addicted to. I'm addicted to this dude.

2:24:06It's a BS dining experience. Uh -huh. And all this dude does is deep fry food. That's it. But it just does it with enthusiasm outdoors. Give me some volume. Go down and get the chicken, not the snake. The snake's disgusting. Go down and get some of that chicken. What's this? Give it. You know we buy a great of baptizing a side that goes. Yeah, he baptizes it in the grease. Everything gets baptized. That's a lot of chicken. Oh yeah, he's cooking for like parties. Watch this. That's that chicken. Season to perfection. Watch this. You want to roll and watch this. Watch this. Oh, he mentioned how good that is dude.

2:24:43Oh my god, I get so hungry. And watch when he puts it out. Watch this real quick. Watch he pulls it out. Oh my god. I'm going to jump in there for another seven minutes. We're going to drop him next batch. And they come on. Come on. Look at that. Look at that.

2:25:05And he does this with everything. He does it with fish. Like go back to his page. To his actual page so you can see all the different. Yeah. So he's got all kinds of shell like look, he's doing crabs. Fish. Look at this. It's all deep fried. Terrible for you. Looks amazing. Looks amazing. Can I tell you what I think? I think it's got waffles and everything. If you were like what's the decadent thing, you kind of want to indulge in where I'm like, when it's done well, I don't know that anything makes me happier. But fried chicken. Fried chicken at Roscoe's with waffles, with butter and syrup. And you get a little piece of the chicken, a little piece of the waffle.

2:25:43Sensational. Fried chicken where the crisp is done perfectly. And the chicken isn't dry. It's still moist. You see, oh, that's why that guy's stuff looks so good. Oh my gosh. I see like a juicy fried chicken. Oh, yeah. I don't know there's anything more satisfying. I got Colonel Sanders the other day. Yeah. Not another day about seven months ago. I was just driving and I was hungry. Like chicken is probably pretty safe. Let me pull in, get some fried chicken. It just tasted like poison. Yeah, yeah. I was like, what's in this? What kind of oil are you guys using? What was the last time you cleaned the oil at KFC?

2:26:19A random KFC in the middle of nowhere. So I've had some KFC that's really good. Like there used to be a KFC in Woodland Hills. I used to get every now and then I wanted to cheat. I'd go in there and get some chicken. Bucket chicken. Let's go. Right chicken is so good. So good with hot sauce on it. Oh baby. But this one is terrible. By the way, you have an unnatural tolerance for hot sauce, got you? Yes. Is this genetic? I think it is, because my daughter has it. I have one daughter that's trained up to it. Or you have kind of. I think I've trained up to it too. But one daughter is like, one daughter just can take anything.

2:26:53And she's fine. Yeah, she loves it. She's like really hot stuff. Like I brought her some of that senior Lichuga. I have a partnership with senior Lichuga when we make some crazy hot sauce. Like reapers in it. Yeah. It's potent. She's just no problem. So that is kind of, it has to be genetic. It has to be genetic. Because I've been with you and I've been like, what are you talking about? And you're like, that's fine. I'm like, that's not fine. No one else is fine. Yeah, I fuck up that hot wing show. I can get down. I think you would. I can get down. Yeah, he's the best. Yeah, I love Sean Evans.

2:27:22He's great. I just don't want to answer questions while I'm eating hot sauce. Yeah, well, I still make any sense. But I can get down with some ferocious shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've seen it. I'm like, this can't just be like natural. No, it's natural, but I'm saying that's not everybody. No, I think there's some genetic and then there's some build up to it. But I like it. I like, I like a, you know, I like a, I like kick, but I don't like that. I like really. I like, and you don't feel like it. I start sweating. My daughter makes fun of me because I literally pouring down my face. Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with your head?

2:27:56I start sweating. But I start sweating way lower. My clothes are wet. Like everything. I love it on eggs. Oh, yeah. I put in your Lichugama eggs this morning. I had eggs with elk sausage from breakfast. Oh, babe, you want some elk sausage? I got some. Yes, I hook you up. Really? Yeah, I'm leaving. I'll give you a bunch. Okay. I got a commercial freezer back there, Phil. Okay. That's excellent. Yeah, elk sausage is so good. And it's just like rated frozen. Is it? Yep, frozen. And I got this jalapeno jitter. What's the best way to prepare that elk sausage? I like it on a skillet. Okay. I like it.

2:28:30I do it on a, on a, a trigger too. I do it on the pellet grill. Um, that's good too. You get it to a certain temperature. I like that too. I do it real slow. I do it like 225 degrees and get it up to like 134 internal and then pull it. Yeah. But it's, as long as you don't over cook it because they do add like a little bit of pork fat when they make it for me. Um, cause I get it prepared at like a butcher shop. But you do, you're dealing with a much leaner meat. You know, you can dry it out. Yeah, you can dry it out. You know, there's like a fine line. You want it like right where medium rare. That's why I do, I love using my pellet grill.

2:29:07Oh, pellet grills are great. That's great. Yeah, and they're so easy. I got the newest trigger. I had the old one, but the newest one is so much better. It's incredible. Really? Yeah, it's just, it makes everything smokeier. The effect is better. The flavor is better. It's easier to use. It's got two different probes for temperature. It's just like it alerts you on your app. You get the app as well. You lower and raise the temperature on the app. I know I went out. Yeah. I mean, like I left the house with the boys. Just check the app. Yeah, you see the temperature of the food. You can see the temperature of the grill.

2:29:39And you can say, you know what? It's getting a little close. Let me drop that bitch down to 180. Yeah. And bang. It's incredible. Yeah. Well, it's just so easy to use. I still like an offset smoker too though. I have a real offset smoker that I got. That is better. The thing about the real offset smoker, it's much more of a pain in the ass, but there's certain sugars that you get from the wood. The wood itself, like a real piece of mesquite, a real piece of post oak, and you set a little fire on it there with little sticks and you get it built up. And then you dial it in with the dampers. It's like a thing.

2:30:13It's like a lot of work. But the flavor is even more intense. I know I get so seduced by these videos of people doing things. And I found this, I forget what company it is, makes this like Argentine grill. I got one of those too. Like grill works. Yeah. Over the fire. And I like to find it. I want one of those. Grill works. Yeah, I want to go to grill works. I want one of those. I do grill works Ben. He hooked me up and I had one installed at my house. But it's the same thing. Cranking up. That is great for steaks. Yeah, just like watching that video. Oh yeah, because it's the same thing. You're using hardwood.

2:30:49So you just got hardwood cooked in. You get those flames rising up. Look at that. Look at that. There's a place. Oh, this is the thing that I'm working up there. Yeah, exactly. Well, that's the place in Vegas. This is it. It's our meats. Jose Andres's place. That's what they use. I want one of these. I'll get you it. I'll hook you up. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll have that guy make you want. Fuck. Yes, dude. You'll love it. They're the shit. They're the shit. That's the even better. It's incredible. And they have a bunch of different ones. They can either do a custom build or they just have one like that that's already made.

2:31:20They're rolled into your backyard. Yeah. Fucking incredible. That's so cool. And if you dial it in right, if you use meat probes and you slowly cook it and then sear it at the end, nothing better. It has that flavor. Like that place, bizarre meats and Vegas. Shut up. You walk. Shut out to Jose. Jose Andres is the shit. Bro, how crazy was it when happened to amateur in Israel? With his world central kitchen? Yeah. Yeah. It looks like they targeted them. It's horrible, man. Then they kill like six people. Bunch of people died. Yeah, who were just trying to feed refugees. It's fucking sucks. How crazy is that?

2:31:57It sucks. And those guys are just, they go. People don't know. World central kitchen just goes anywhere. There's a disaster. Yeah. Hurricane tornadoes, earthquakes, war zones. In the main invasion of Ukraine. Yeah. We're setting up outside the border. And they're just like people need to eat. They're not like politically siding with anyone. They're just feeding people. They're not even publics hazing it. They're just doing it. And then people write stories about the fact that he's doing it. It's incredible. He's genuine. He's like, there's this genuine people that are really filled with like real philanthropy.

2:32:30Like really want to help people. Yeah. And that's that guy. And his food is insane. Oh my god. That bizarre meat in Vegas is like so underrated. And he's a one in DC. I started with a J. I forget. It's so fucking good. All Spanish. Like always like his food. I think he's got one in Chicago too. Yeah, he's got a bunch. But they're, yeah, he doesn't miss. That dude's food is amazing. He's the best. Tommy Buns, you're the fucking man. Thanks, bro. Thanks doing this, brother. Yeah, of course. So when your show comes out, come back and do it again. I love to. Thank you so much. My pleasure. All right.

2:33:03Bye, everybody. Check on the baseball stuff. Oh, check on the baseball stuff. Just real quick. Good call. Good call. All right. Open up Google. High school baseball. Come on. Or was the other one, he said, humidor's? Yeah, humidor's in high school baseball. Nope. Mostly shit. I already look at. Bones. Cars. Halle Berry. Boxers. Michael Jordan. Mark. Nope. Not yet. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe eventually. I'll send you right now. It seems like all the same stuff that we always talk about. Yeah. Yeah. I will definitely. Science. Black hole. Stephen Colbert. All right. Thank you.

2:33:45Bye, everybody.