#2205 - Legion of Skanks

22:58You don't have to pay all the time. You don't have to pay all the time. It can't be all Coliseum. You know what you got to wind back into the video game. You're not going to listen. That's life that then though. You're not going to write Harry Potter when you're getting slayed by the romance. But your funny one goes, I got the good idea. You have something with like, I don't know, a magical school. The dude can walk on water. He walked on fucking water. And then he put his eyes ear back on. Water into wine. Come on, who's not happy with that idea? A lot of those miracles, I am studying magic right now for my magic show, It's Gangfest.

23:33And I'm reading a book about magic. But a lot of those miracles that they talk about, they theorize that they were just like magicians that were like doing tricks for people and they would get like... By the way, Jesus Christ would be a great name for a magician if there was no Jesus Christ. It's got a crusade going into it. Oh, great name. Yeah, Jesus Christ would be amazing. Come see Jesus Christ live at the Rio. Yeah, because it's got like a little bit of a Latin flair, because you know you could say it like, hey, Zeus. And that's against the only people that I know of. Or I guess Spanish people as well, where the name, hey, Zeus.

24:03It's literally Jesus. You could name your kid Jesus. Like how many Muslim kids are named Muhammad? A lot. It was like the number one name for boys in Ireland like a couple years ago. Muhammad? Yeah, Muhammad. They freak people out there like, what? But you can't name your son, your American son Jesus. It's going to raise a few eyebrows if you bring baby Jesus to the date. But isn't that crazy? I know you legally can't name your child Jesus Christ. Oh, is that true? That's it. I swear to God, that's a real thing. I think the pendulum is going to swing back to like, there was a time naming kids Jesus.

24:38No, but naming, no, but naming kids. Like when there was no actual like lines drawn on naming years and years ago as far as like race goes. So my grandmother's boyfriend when she does, still name was Jerome. Look at this. There's old tyrone, like white tyrones. Wait, dude, that just stopped one day. Those became black names. These are all wild names that are ruled illegal by courts within the US. So Bobby Green just got his name changed to king. He has name legally changed to king green. Yeah, he's going to have to take this to the Supreme Court. Maybe not because it said, go back to that, please.

25:15I'm sorry, but the states, but before that it was like showing how many states. Does it say that? Why can't it be 10 to 16? So it's not the, so it was just the way it was phrased in the earlier thing that you had. Okay, here it is. There's a handful of names that were ruled illegal by courts within the US. So that could be local courts. So in some areas, it's illegal to have these names, not all areas. But how imagine you can't even call your kid Santa Claus? How about majesty? Imagine you can't call your kid Adolf Hitler. I'm going to name my kid Roman numeral too. You could only call your kid majesty if you are an R &B singer.

25:52Those are the best. There's so many rapper kids. There's so many rapper kids like kids you've read named like Prince. Yeah, that's fine. But I think it's just that spelling though. Could I name my kid Messiah with like an apostrophe in the middle? Right, I bet you could. Yeah, I beg you to change the spelling. There you go. And Messiah, I need my apostrophe. Let me see the list. What is the third? You can't be the third? You can't be the Roman numeral three. You can't be the Roman numeral three. Yeah. There can't be your name. Is that come up a lot? But they had to make it illegal. Imagine all the shit that's legal.

26:22The boss was giving his kid a third album. They'll let you in the border, but whatever you do, don't use that. Number three thing that Roman three. That's fucked up, dude. You can't call you baby Roman number three. But like two and four are okay. Okay. In 1916, North Dakota man named Michael Herbert Dangler, who was adopted, wanted to change his name to these four numbers which held philosophical and personal significance for him. State court rejected his name change, was requested in 1976. They're like, saying no. They don't have a name. They don't have a name. They don't have a name. They don't have a name.

26:52They don't have a name. They don't have a name. Those kids named like the sounds. AOL used to make, yeah. Well, he calls his son X, but it's like a bunch of other letters to. Yeah. And we all apart. Right. Bsh. I'm gonna imagine. If you had that guy's son, but you were moron. Yeah, but, so. I mean, our sports anger had us. A son that was a schlub and then the one he didn't know he had looked just like him and was shredded. Well, James. Well, yeah, constantly, yeah, it's hilarious. I think the other son is Jack too now. I was he he had to catch up them because he was a schlub he kid sometimes he just you know, fuck dad I don't even want to lift woods.

27:28Yeah You're so much privileged like I would just never want to lift weight at that point I could never imagine like building the foundation as like a young Schwartz and Edgar to be like I'm just gonna work really hard now with something right because you born inside that house Yeah, well Your half -Canada half Schwartz and I got crazy Tom Hanks as a son that became another Tom like Hank's person Tucking in his polo shirts on a Sunday and then one went full wigger So it's like someone's there's like a thing about the way you name your kid That someone brought up the other day. Fuck I wish I remember who was saying this But there were there's like an actual principle to it and I think it's based on chat hanks It's like calling him chat just set them up to be a chat.

28:12Oh, it's like you've never met Awesome chaz is accept chaz palm and Terry's the exception to the rule That's not what you picture when you picture a chaz Well, it's in chaz palm. Is that it's full name? Is that he said or is it a shortened version? Probably Charles my guess would be there's certain like games that are like associate like I have an ex girlfriend I won't even say her name this how crazy she is like every girl I've ever met with this name is a crazy bitch But she's so crazy that I refuse to say her name that loud wow Yeah, dude, I want to be the juice last night. How was it? It's fucking great.

28:42Yeah, it's fun as shit man Enough this now. Yeah, I heard the reviews are not good. That's probably why you like that There's where I heard the crow was I didn't hear about the reviews until after I saw thought I didn't know anything about it I just went in cold it was great. That was like the female ghost busters everyone hated it so much that I walked on a flight I was like it wasn't that bad. It's kind of fun. But beetle juice is better than that beetle juice is really good the female It's fucking great man. It's like but it's like on par with the original movie. It's Tim Burton at its best It's really good man.

29:13I fucking enjoyed the shit out of it when I heard that people didn't like and I was like really Well, I believe all the bullshit every right away with it like Michael Keaton's only in it for 10 minutes Well, that's not true. I know he but so they wanted to make sure that he wasn't in it anymore Because in the first movie he was only in it for 13 minutes a total right yeah So they were like they didn't want to change that element So they purposely made it so he was in it for around the same amount of time Yeah, I mean all that fucking number stock nonsense It's the movie's fun like you don't give a shit if he's in there when no one to ride his grade everybody's great It's it's a fucking fun movie man, and it's Tim Burton like at his weird best.

29:48It's very weird No, I don't know why I trusted Alec I wouldn't say anymore. I met one on a rider on the streets in New York Say when I was on comedy club tickets right after she got arrested for shoplifting. Yeah, that was like the most bizarre thing ever She was like you could have got her I You're like oh my god. She has the same likes as me what she was in like a Get it for the volume makeup you crazy But it's just genuinely like craziness right cuz she's red she was a movie star at that time She didn't need the money. It's a thrill. Yeah, I think it's for a lot of people. It's a thrill thing What's the last thing you stole Joe?

30:23I stole a candy bar when I was 13 or like that's the last thing Yeah, I got caught So embarrassing like a security guard Yeah, it's pretty guard pulled me into a back room and oh Terrified and I don't even know why I was doing I was just doing it because I thought I could get away with it You know we were fucking young kids walking around My yeah, it's really the thing is what you what's the worst and you got caught stealing mine was Stuffing porn magazines down the front of my pants And I mean the guy oh my god try reselling that now the guy the drugstore The guy the drugstore was baiting me to do it like he couldn't Leaving porn out no, no, no, the porn section was Yeah, no baitings the wrong word for him say he knew I was getting ready to like he felt that I was waiting To find my moment before you did the client before I did said hey you can't be in here unless you're gonna blah blah blah I kind of made notice he laid back and I was kind of like he knows I'm like I guess not he's just sitting there and then and then An old man spinning you around and lifting your shirt to show the half a porn magazine sticking up How old he ran like the 12 maybe I ran so fair Your old boys should not be left alone.

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33:32I was staying at my My grandmother's friend's house My aunt and eating Uncle Herb and Uncle Herb had a nice stack of like porn magazines that I found There's a pattern this pattern. No, this is funny. Well, this is one. I thought I'd get away with for no reason I took a few I just want I think every one of these stories is gonna end with Jay being spun around in his shirt lifted up Like so her gets in there this is proverbially that because I took a few of his giant stack Being like he'll never miss these and if he does he's not gonna think it was me And if he does think it's me we're gonna have this quiet code of like what are you gonna tell my mom?

34:08I took your you it's like somebody look to find out that you are porn magazines now That's exactly what he did He didn't give a shit. He was like I want my porn magazines back I went down the channels for my grandmoms to my mom. Oh, did I grab these? Oh shit Ha That's a shit. Oh, dude. That's such an embarrassing to get a phone call goes your uncle herb Wants to pre internet porn was like gold when you're a kid at that age where you because we had a magazine that we found on the woods And another kid stole it from us every and it was a thing every kid found dirty The woods he's in the woods. Yeah, of course.

34:42You just hope that it was wet for the right reasons They're always damp. Yeah, yeah Then I had that one at home for a little while and I used to I used to live in a shitty apartment So like a drop ceiling so so keep it inside of my ceiling to hide it from my mom And I would just I this it was like literally covered in mud and Water did you guys see that shit that was going down in Philadelphia yesterday? We're one of those street takeovers. I saw a video cop cop car drives towards it and hits his lights And thinks he's gonna get them to scatter and they just jump all over the car. I didn't see that video And what is it they're doing check this out look so the cop There's the they've got a street takeover so they just decided stand the middle street and block traffic.

35:24Oh, is it a protest? No, I don't know what they're doing. I think they're just getting crazy I don't know if they're protesting anything. I think they're just a group of kids just decided to get crazy This is a United States of America This is like one of the if you saw that this was happening at Ecuador He'd be like yo Ecuador is out of control, right? But no, this is the United States of America in Philadelphia watching happens is cop car wait Go back a little bit. What was the person who spun out with like a person hanging off the car? They're going crazy. It's a street takeover. They're doing that with their cars That's what they're doing so they block traffic and then they spin around in circles in their cars and they organize it So this cop tries to break it up and they just fuck this cop's car up dude Hundreds of kids And no one's in control of them.

36:08Go bird. I mean if you are in that situation and you're parked in your car in like a traffic Because it's like if I'm a cop no, but if you're not a cop I'm a cop you're starting to blast everybody for the windshield You can't shoot enough people. There's two. I there's hundreds of people It's so funny and they'll kill you. I can get 16 of them. No, you might be able to get three of them The first time I was seeing someone with a John went through just head shots Probably be such a wild panic knowing you only have 12 bullets But the first one god will the last ones for yourself. You can't let them have you the first time you see like someone with authority in your life or something Have to realize like a can't win situation is awkward You know, I mean like seeing a cop have to like kind of surrender or have to give up my step hop when we were younger We were driving back my stepop was like a power lifter always Like a big tough guy to me.

36:58I always thought and we were driving back from the Philadelphia zoo one day through fair amount park And they had shut it down for what's called the Greek picnic, which is all the black fraternities Like party in the in this big giant park I love the old Greek guy that shows up for it Yeah, but Jamie put that video back up But yeah, my step see in my step these guys were coming and they were just walking all through the street all these like Black frat dudes and like sitting it was traffic jam because they're in the middle of the street and Sitting like on the hood of our car and stuff like that And my stepop just being like I just seem just kind of sitting there kind of eating it and like realizing that was like Joe you know, it's almost like that Joe.

37:38Why aren't you gonna? And you know what you're right like this is just not my biggest fears And I'm gonna be with my son and I'm gonna get chumped out by tougher men than me It's the most horrifying thing in the world dude Look at this video and imagine if you're a person that just was going to see your aunt got your car He got stuck behind this you had no idea you're gonna be trapped in this kind of traffic And they're just gonna block off the street for who knows how long I set the join them just start doing fucking donuts Also that people I mean Jesus Christ that's my car on fire likelihood of one of these kids getting run overs very high It happens all the time all the time they get hit by cars all the time they go flying through the air It's like a dumb thing they do in cars.

38:18Yeah, they're stolen cars But these guys get so close to each other they hit each other all the time all the time People go flying through the air If you're a teenager it does look like it's a lot of fun. Oh look man if you don't have a dad And your mom's a con and she does math Yeah, I'd be there too. It's a nice cut loose I imagine being in the middle right there you'd feel like a king. Yeah, I was your dad beats you You know if your dad's an alcohol who just beats a shit out of you and you only love you get us from your friends on the streets I was telling I'd be doing that too. I was telling these guys just yeah, I saw a video where it's a guy Some of the people filming anything now.

38:56It's a guy in Times Square who films himself going up and just talk robbing a guy Like on like just talk. He just goes. Hey man. Come here. Come here. He goes you guys you're doing a new documentary called I just got robbed. He's like what he goes. I'm gonna need you while it don't run. Don't be weird He's like intimidate and the guy and the guy's name is Rob. He's never the kid so Happy that he's not getting beat on just nervous and the world that baby's not getting beat up like he pleasantly like gives him everything And it's kind of like now go over there. He's like all right man. Be easy man.

39:24Be easy and the guy's like all right man cool Like he gives him stuff and walks away. It's just gives him a stuff back. No He doesn't know he walks yeah, yeah, it's pretty nuts. Is it even illegal? I just really It seems very very real. Are you sure that he doesn't give it back to him after they stop filming? So that it's not a crime and it's just a stunt now I think this happens all the time people get arrested actually for Really? I need to watch how crazy are there's people there's no one somebody's gone like I called the guns and say I'm about to go kill so So this happens all the time in New York like this happened to a like a former Miss New York She was in the park and these two young like maybe Puerto Rican kids or black kids They come up and like hey, you know, we're trying to still candy for a basketball team that old scam And then uh, she was a guy over the cash They're like oh you could send us a zeal and she was like sure And then they got her to give them their phone and then they just sent themselves two thousand dollars under zeal and handed her phone back And just ran away and they just couldn't get the money back.

40:20Oh my god. Oh Jesus. Yeah, I start I stopped paying attention when you said they may have been Black reporter recon he said selling candy further football team whatever like it definitely was black reporter I know I was struck there black never had a white kid trying to run the old bison M &Ms from East Gam You gotta have laws kids It's dangerous out there you leave people to their own devices and you get that shit He get people going wild in the streets dude. It's a it's very scary Thank God we all survived being that age because you're just so stupid And yet you're in the body of kind of a grown -up man You just have like all these you know just testosterone and fucking being young and not knowing like I could so easily if I Have been in one of those things away from being at one of those things one of those kids But does that guy is the guy the idiot who keeps jumping over the car and light in the fire in the middle is he look back like Is he 55 one day going like?

41:12Oh, yeah, I was a little You think you live to be 55 No, probably not probably dies under a donut Fucking souped up SUV High likelihood that young man's involved in other questionable activities No, maybe but I'm saying but there's just those guys like I don't know how you Like grow up out of that that's gonna be something that really nails it. I mean my childhood was outside of it Crazy far from that. I mean it wasn't I just wasn't with that crew But I was doing pretty like rancid shit I was stealing and you guys you guys just couldn't afford to pull that off you would have But it wasn't a thing it wasn't a thing back then like that's only been a thing for the last like how many years Jamie as The street takeovers.

41:54We are with the internet videos. Yeah 15 20. I don't know honestly Never when I was a kid there was none of that no one ever blocked this street did don't us. Yeah, yeah You did donuts in the school park and lot if you knew where the cops were They would drag race though and Philly they were like stop block off streets and like drag race Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. Did you find Jamie the guy robbing? I was actually I was I checked a couple my Eighties look at that Instagram actually side shows they call them side shows. Yes. I've seen that's how I saw it first There's a thing from the bay air so the first occurred from the streets of Oakland and during the mid 1980s back in the old and Very asiany activity.

42:36Yeah, I think that's Stealing the cars is probably more of a newer thing Right, they were just like it was like a car show essentially right there was showing off their cars Yeah, they you know the 70s and 80s they'd have the you know the ones with the hydraulics and shit Yeah, that would happen. Oh comes from a it comes from a Bay Area rapper Richie Rich's side show Damn bancroff to the light Let me warm it up. I hit a donut tight rap socks I hit a donut like Chevy on my side window straight tinted. He got hype when he saw me spinning I'm here Who likes this I do I like a lot of it that The what rap some rap is fun.

43:18I know. I love tons of rap. That's whatever that was was terrible But that also you didn't really sell it like if I was at an audition I'd be like big J next time. I want you to be in the moment You know you're you're wrapping about these things you really feel this feel very strongly about these issues Trying to lure those new a false and we have to rap battle this Friday I see what you don't know I have a feeling it's gonna be better than I did but if we find the song sideways Or whatever I bet that guy doesn't kill it. It's all that because that has to come from the air. What's the 90s? I guess so so it might not be mumble rap right Someone that fucking 90 stuff still holds up man.

43:58Oh, yeah, most of it does. Yeah, you know what I listen to the other day Tim dog 10 dog remember that guy He's like the first guy who went against the the guys from Compton What was he based out of our song now he's a New York guy see it as yeah, he had a song called fuck Compton He probably was pretty ballsy at the time Is Well, that was the worst rap beef ending ever was the NWA NWA split up from ice cube and then Dr. Dre left and and him and he's he went into their own thing and then that beef ended in in AIDS death It's like you don't see those ones happen anymore Well those beefs they would go to actual shooting each other That's what's the craziest thing like never in the history of show business Was there a scenario where stars were having other stars murdered like openly what's happening now more than ever Yeah, it's easier to become like a like a a quote -unquote star on the internet now So a lot of these guys are like getting really popular and then getting killed like young rappers Wildest conspiracy theory about that has to do with intelligence agencies.

45:07Oh that the CIA made him use it Gangster and shit like that it's yeah that they funded it and promoted it because they wanted to fill prisons That's the wildest But it like you want to be a d -stable eye society and you get kids like young kids who are like we're talking about doms Do it really easily if once don't know what the fuck's going on and you introduce them to rap music It will most certainly change the way they think about life. Yeah, especially all say I don't know enough about that whole conspiracy and stuff But it is crazy if you're like if you remember the 80s and 90s the transformation from hip -hop from being like the K .R .S.

45:47One kind of like there were like all these songs about like cleaning up their streets and listening to your dad And like It took this drastic turn from being like very positive like pro black kind of thing to just all the sudden being like we're killing everybody And fuck it With because I listen a lot of hip -hop like when I work out, but it's like it's just in slab I'll be listening to the most hardcore shit and it's like this is nice. Let me turn up the treadmill a little bit Like if you're in the hood, it's just inspiring you to murder people in rob banks The my favorite workout rap is Nas because the lyrics are so good it gets you hyped up You know got like that's the thing about the 90s hip -hop.

46:26It was like so lyrically based You gotta listen to any b -fraps any b -fraps are the best to work out to just like I and I take no sides I'm gonna be a biggie and two pop Ice you put out no Vaseline You do not want to get in one of those rap battles with ice cube Now he was so great for his time in rap. He was fucking proud. He's such a good writer Hey, well they did the song jack and for beats and that's when he made the song it's everybody else's He keeps changing all the most popular beats and he just does rap. Oh, it's great. Didn't he do a lot of the writing for NWA? I think all the other I think he was the I think that was basically like the thing was he wrote all the songs I think he was like I think that d .o .c guy probably wrote a bit too, you know, I'm friends with Willie D from you know Get a boys get a boys and he wrote everything you wrote he wrote like most of their songs He told me he wrote fuck a war in 45 minutes If we were talking about on the podcast, he sent me a text because I wrote fuck a war in 45 minutes I just sat down and I was like mother fuck a war.

47:32Have you heard that song? Yeah, I can't remember. I can't remember. Oh, bro. We got a play. We got a play. Can I tell you that what one of my favorite lyrics that never struck out to me It was stood out to me when I was younger, but always makes me laugh and my mind's playing tricks on me Oh is when Bushwick bill, you know, he's a midget and then uh He sings this song he goes uh, this wasn't no ordinary dude. He stood about six or seven feet You know that's the end where I be seeing him my sleep You know, it goes that's not even that great Look at what he would Jamie just pulled up and Jamie the investigative journalist that he is just pulled up that Ice Cube formed his first rap group called CIA in 1986.

48:15Oh my god. It's all right in front of his man You know what I'm saying about puffy now like every interview with puffy He's just like just being a little bit weird But everyone was like it was right in front of you, bro He was letting us know the whole time When I went bill mar said the N word on his show and then the next week had to give us a apology to ice cube Was the funniest thing? What a weird person have to do it. Yeah, and then he's he's goes I'm really sorry as cube and ice cube like well bill mar Is a good moment to teach you something it was so bad. Do let me hear fuck a war I This this is one of my all -time favorite war songs with bushwick bill was fun because it was like a south park character Like he can say the wildest shit because he just he was different and you like uh let him say it He's a tiny guy.

49:02Did you ever hear ever clear when he tells the whole story of making his girlfriend shoot him in the eye? Yes, yes crazy When I used to deliver newspapers I used to listen to this Uncle set son You delivered him on bicycle now I was in a van I had a van I delivered him my uncle had a roof and I had a I had a I would go with him like two o 'clock in the morning. Tell him out the window. Yeah You Dave Smith you should go on stage to this I am loving it. Oh, it's great. Keep me a little more That picture's crazy So funny this was like hard in the 80s. Yeah, I know It's a damn ho I know but like the the flow of it doesn't seem anymore.

50:21Yeah, it seems bubbly call me a funky sucker Can you imagine being a woman being abused by a black midget and he makes you shoot him in the eye I Where's her son of that story can't be her first mistake She's made a lot of mistakes. Oh, that's the end of a long series of Yeah, because you won the lottery You gotta do the work you want to get into positions where you're fucking being forced to shoot your tiny man's eyeball out Hey shoot me in the eye. What's crazy tiny asshole? Jesus Christ. He's got some good will he's got some great bushwick stores That was a guy that I wanted to get on the podcast, but he got sick like we're right right we're talking to his people He apparently got sick bushwick bill.

51:18Yeah, and he went up in the hospital. I'm like god damn that would have been a good one How long that was when he died it was a few years back he he wasn't that old, you know, he had a lot of health problems. What year was it? 2019 is 52 2019. Yeah, so it was right right before that He got sick 52 Do you ever get scar face? No, I'd love to have him on you ever see the tiny desk thing he did Fucking incredible. You know that tiny desk. Yeah performance thing they do But scar face did it and like slowed everything down to fit with the vibe of being in this like really tight thing And so it was like, you know, he's always been a great right give me some of this Okay I How does it feel Jay?

52:12To be on the under the other end of it. I don't like it one bit He reaches farther with the hands out When you feel it tastes glad to be the man's child the world is different since he's seen it lands It's kind of strange. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Well also what strangers again seeing we'll never know what How corny or not an old biggie or two pop would have been Oh, it's by a team like he's not that he's corny But he's just an older guy now, you know, I mean, he's got doesn't live any kind of gangster life. You think this is corny No, no, no, I'm saying I'm saying he became you get to see how people would become No, it's not corny at all, but it's much more.

52:56It's much softer energy than you ever thought of scar face Oh, yeah 80s and 90s. It does feel like it's a scar face song that you could read one of these books too Like it's gonna be on nice. Yeah If you told me this was a guy who was in the roots or something you'd be like yeah, yeah, that makes sense But isn't it make more sense that he's like this now. This is an intelligent guy that kept a volatine as a human being Right 100 % and you should have off. Yeah, which is great It's way better than the only person that hasn't evolved since high school If you're Justin Bieber and you get a singing a girl's voice when you're 80 You know that that that he that high pitch thing his first time I heard him sing a what wow this girl sounds amazing And they go that's Justin Bieber and I go oh What a crazy voice will bring him in here anyway.

53:40What he was but he was really young back then Hey What am I legit J. DJ Paul was 36 month here. Yeah, 36 month. Yeah, I just so I just saw Okay, J Paul at gathering of the jugalos. I performed that he was one of the people formed is so funny Seeing the people who get what's happening there versus the performers who don't because Uh, he was up there. He knows like he's been with that audience. I think tech nine also does that so he does all the family chance and stuff DJ Paul and he just gets that crowd gets him going but they throw shit constantly and they don't kind of crazy shit Rock him went up there and by a rock him back the third song and like you know They were throwing shit to stay but they're into it the audience and then he just kind of stops the song and he goes a I ain't about that fuck shit throwing stuff man.

54:38So you could throw shit and we could leave Well, we could do some rap music and the crowd was just kind of like oh, they got it. Hey see back in the day when we did it 15 years ago. He stopped dude. They were fucking savages So I think they're I think they're gathering the jugalos crowd has gotten older. They're old. Yeah, they're all 40 now So it's like they're like okay, if you don't want us to throw stuff we won't Which is great. I feel like no, I think they were a little more like that. This is our thing though They had to have a moment where they were like all right. It's a choice between throwing stuff or rap music We did it 15 years ago when we were just so young comedy and we didn't know what it was it was midnight in Atent in the woods with the insane clown bossy and there's a comedy ten it's still that I know I know But now that we are that I mean they had a guy a clown pick us up in a van Derose talks about it in his he has that joke on his back jokes.

55:25Yeah, up truck's name is Joe He's a comic from Michigan. He still runs it. He just doesn't do it in a row So they pick up an event. It's the scariest thing ever. You're like it's just pitch black in the woods in the darkness And when they put us up there like these people aren't there for comedy. They're there for this whatever experience So they just start throwing like just cans of soda and beer and alcohol Jay goes to me as I do just we because I was going first he was like I'm like a year in comedy He's like Jay's like just go up there and do jokes Don't just go up in there and smoke weed and do crowd work It was like me and it was vekyone who's like a straight -up joke guy So he was like you're gonna set us up to fail if you don't do jokes So within 10 seconds like a beer can whizz past my head I was like oh is that weed and there's smoke weed with them for five minutes.

56:05No, Louis had on he put on Oh, yeah the gas mask weed thing you couldn't even talk through that weed those my closer Of course, and then I said and then Mike vekyone went out And I was the only one that was booked on it I was just like they want me to do a show So they were with me on another gig. I'm like common. We'll do this one and you guys go on so Mike vekyone goes on and it's They're not paying attention to him and yelling at him and I remember you kind of looked at me off side of the stage I was like you can wrap it up like I'll go eat the rest of this shit I remember one of his premise though.

56:35No, why? I remember the premise because he goes I said that feel you know that feeling like when you're when it's going rough and you see the light Somehow you even have like another five minute burst in you because you you know you are done So like let me see what I can do now. It's gonna look like that freeing thing So I gave vekyone that kind of like you can wrap it up, dude And he goes uh, and I told him so his energy change. He just goes He's gonna do his last big joke or whatever and he goes uh, so hey guys I had a dream last night and the crowd so one of the crowd goes fuck your dreams And I don't think he finished I don't think he finished a bit And then he brought me up and then I was supposed to do like 45 of which I did 20 maybe because I remember saying Where they got mad at me at that?

57:20I asked him why there's to wrap festival with no black people And then a black guy stood up, but he was like, how about me? And I went one jug of bro And then they just booed and someone yelled they all bleed clown and I just was like, can I go? Oh god, they all bleed clown. Yeah, I know how to respond to that Isn't it amazing though that you could just If you just create a place where anybody can join You're gonna get a group of people, you know, whether it's the insane clown policy or the Mormons Like if you just like I think they're similar They're more happy being juggles and the other juggles didn't exist That should be the the judge of all of it though like you said before it's like what does this actually do for you?

58:04Right forget whether any of it's real. It's just like are you happier? Is your life better because you're a juggolo? Also, if you've ever listened to the insane clown posse's music, it is unironically pretty awesome I'm not gonna like I thought I was gonna hate it, but every song it rules. It's just about clowns killing people Well, it's hard to a great beat. It's horror rap Horror rap. Horror rap. I'm I am thoroughly I said that Festivals pretty amazing. I'm thoroughly so just always impressed The music is subjective to anybody, but I'm like the what they've done. I think it's amazing. I'm with there.

58:37I mean they are World famous known They're just to the VMA's and they're kind of the only band that's ever pulled off having like a whole festival Yeah, yeah, we're we're the second one It's never enough but out of us doing the gathering of juggles we wouldn't have even done skank that's so much Gainslow ins from the gathering of the juggles and our audience. There's a lot of crossover In fact, I'll say it now because it's too late for people to even go But our secret guess is the insane clown posse on Thursday night at the top party. Oh, that's amazing It's gonna be so that's amazing Dude, this Legion of skanks is one of the most important things in comedy Thank you.

59:12You really are. I put you guys in the same like there's this brackets of like kill Tony Legion of skanks There's a thing about having these battlegrounds Where are you going to know? We're gonna say what we would say if we were fucking around together Like you could deal with it or you could not deal with it But this is how we would the conversations we're having are exactly like green room conversations Well, yeah, it's and I feel like now. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong But I feel like almost like the tide has turned in some weird way like it's kind of coming back Definitely. There were like these big moments.

59:45I think um Like when they tried to cancel you and that didn't work Shane getting SNL just like big things where it's kind of like oh, they're almost admitting Okay, we lost the great sensor Comedians war but for those years I think it was it was good to have Legion of skanks for a lot of those For a lot of those comics. I was just like well, this is the place where you could still do whatever we were Just opening the door a little bit to say fucked up shit and people would come on our show I mean the amount of times people like dude should I have not said that on your show? Oh, yeah, you guys did a wise thing too though because you were subscription based Right so for the longest time if you wanted to find out what you guys were talking about you had to subscribe So you had like I was kind of like plan on that too.

1:00:31It's kind of keep our ourselves a little safe from we have our own platform And what we put out the version on YouTube we put it out on iTunes, but we play by the rules there So we edit out all the shit you can't say on those platforms And if you want to see the real version the way that we do it you got to go subscribe And honestly with YouTube the way they started censoring everything it actually now because for we've been to this for like eight years But now more than ever a platform that we like we have is more important than ever Because now YouTube is super strict with everything we do we have to bleep things we have to censor things There's certain topics we can't even put in the podcast.

1:01:02It's so wild that there's only really one YouTube Like if you had to predict at the beginning of the internet when they first started putting videos and like those little media players You'd get with windows what you who the fuck would have ever thought there would only be one streaming site that anybody cares about There's a few other ones but nobody does say no one casually wants to like Google Is like the search engine, but like there's a whole bunch of other ones but But you also bought out YouTube and I mean they it was so smart the way they did it But yeah, like you can't go to no fence or rumble like When you put the podcast on rumble nobody watches it There's shows that have big audiences on rumble like that Bigger than rumble yes, that's that's kind of the dynamic and it is Google and YouTube which I One in the same now it is amazing how they just became the thing for something that there's no clear reason why there should be one Thing but nobody is like if you say something and you go is that true and I go yeah, Bing it Well The YouTube thing though.

1:02:02It's like they they have it so dialed in like the recommendations and there's constant You could go down rabbit hole after rabbit hole after rabbit hole and never find the end and be endlessly entertained And it encourages you to keep looking at other stuff keep showing you other stuff constantly And they're all the Universe is that algorithm now. It's insane how much that like that For really has this much power and they like if they if YouTube decides we're gonna push this person They could make someone One of the most influential people. Yeah, so the industry is because it's not even like the industry the industry has become tech nerds That are like in charge of all these algorithms and they can like who knows how it works Who knows when they just pick and choose and what they all I know is YouTube thinks I want to see Ben Shapiro a lot more than I want to see YouTube's like I'm pretty sure you're gonna love this guy now how caught what I said told yesterday right the guys name I asked you about because I just found him yesterday was a Kirk Charlie Kirk.

1:03:00Yeah, he's big. I watch him in Ben Shapiro. Yeah, let college kids The video that is such a weird one that is such a weird one when you sit down with like young kids that don't know what the fuck they're talking about They've never been on camera ever and he give them a microphone It's you know even even if they're willing to sign the release the 19 year olds don't know what the fuck they're saying Well the one girl is not right that you should be good Well, girl was getting dominated on the thing that I was gonna say that like she even says it where I do like even though I'm kind of like Lady you sound dumb.

1:03:29I felt genuinely bad for her when she goes He like gave her like some kind of smart me like boo boo, you know, and she just kind of goes She's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm nervous. Like I don't talk on microphone a lot like I think you do So like I'm so and I was almost like yeah dude like you're good course You're like housing her and when no one she says something and everyone's around starts booing and she starts kind of like Smiling but it's not a smile of like bring it on she's doing the smile like I don't know what to do Like she's that scary. I've just been frozen before a lot makes me feel bad for not only that But then that girl now is internet famous right?

1:03:59So did she really understand what she was doing like did you understand what the consequences of that are when you're 19 or whatever age is also if you're an adult and you're Arguing with a child a 19 year old a 20 year old the the goal of it It should always be with the tone of a like well look Let me let me give you something to consider like maybe I get why you feel that way But like hey, maybe look at it this way. It should never be like I want to have the crowd go God you destroy that's like You ever see like a comedian who's like a kid like a like a 16 or 15 year old kid like everything I have a hard time ever really enjoying him because I'm going like you have no idea You've lived absolutely no experiences you have no like perspective on the world or anything Maybe you understand how to tell joke, but it's kind of um yeah, oh that's what does that I'm making someone famous on America's got talent something like that.

1:04:51You're like what do you do? I became friends with shippell And he was 19 I saw shippell when he was 19. He's doing like and he was also Savant though He was but he also did a thing that was really interesting where he would do outside shows He would just throw a hat down and start doing stand up on the street. No anywhere. Oh, yeah, he did in Montreal You did it right in front of the club soda We did a show and then shippell goes outside and fucking does stand up to people in the street And they all gathered round and he was doing stand up in the street Crusher Crusher Crusher And this is this was him at 19.

1:05:24Yeah, so no he's not famous at all maybe he was a couple years older by then Maybe he got his first deal. So this was this was For I want to say Um, I did the Montreal comedy festival with him and I met him in like 91 Somewhere around then so what how old was Dave in 1991 That will uh, he did a minute robberman imitates when he was 19 But dude he was it was crazy like he would do this thing where he would just do stand up out to people He was 19 He would just do stand up on the street It was the craziest thing you'd ever seen that I wouldn't anybody if anybody did that now and put it on video We would all mock them He learned how to do it from Charlie Barnett and Charlie Barnett was like a famous New York comic that got on saturday at lie But couldn't read couldn't read so that's how he murphy got the game.

1:06:15Yeah Oh, that's why he lost the gig because he couldn't read the scripts. Yeah, he was probably was pretty popular at Charlie He was like in DC cab right a couple things like he was a hilarious comic. He was pop it and then yeah He couldn't read the cue cards so they had to hire any Murphy and he I think he influenced Dave a lot in that too That like he saw Charlie doing those better better learn how to read Dave That poor guy man, I saw the early talent it's supposedly the early influence of uh Tony Woods. Oh, yeah for sure But Tony Woods still is hilarious. He's great. He's doing the he's doing the festival this year right?

1:06:52He was there last year. Yeah, yeah, he's awesome. He did my podcast Then we went to the Vulcan and did a show and he murdered man. Oh, he's a killer dude really really So low energy and levels charismatic though. He's just so good at engaging with the crowd He's very good as some some comedians just have that gift Like lowering you into their world like Nate Bargazze is very like that like when you watch him You're just like you slow down and you just kind of like sink into his feel unless I'm yelling at the Screaming at the top of my lungs. There's no That's more of your personality Like imagine if you were forced to do Stephen Wright's act.

1:07:34Oh my god But for Stephen Wright, it's perfect. Yep, for Stephen Wright It's the fucking best act. Yeah, you're very low energy. You're and you bring you kind of bring them into you But it's very like you sit down, which is like a let's buy design though because you're lazy. I said I watched it's very lazy No, I watched Patrice like it's a it's a complete like mimic of Patrice's things It was watching him go from standing to sitting and seeing that the crowd some of the people That took him in his very like he's like looming over them and saying he's like crazy things Uh -huh like being like turned off by that to seeing when he was laying back and letting them come into him He could say like much more people like embrace that they were leaning into him.

1:08:14That makes sense And when you're a big guy, but that's why this feels a big presence I was I'm gonna say all this kind of crazy shit like when I'm down over them It looks like I'm like pointing down at them Right right. Letting them kind of like coming to the stage that actually does make sense that if you and also they're sitting down too Why you standing up? Well, you're not moving around unless you have some activity in your act If you've got some activity if you've got some things you gotta act down I started the black comedy clubs, but I was doing a straight Chris rock pace Not stop a lot of Direct finger point you know what I'm talking about Yeah, that's good Those Jews the elect up Yeah, man It's uh, it's interesting now too because like kill Tony sort of a similar situation as getting interviewed by Charlie Kirk So the fucking dudes with their first time ever they do stand up and it's at masses queer garden I just like what the fuck and they go out there and they just frozen in the eyes of 16 ,000 people and that's gonna be them forever Everybody it works like look at Mikey bombing look at my father this fucking idiot thought he was funny And then the comments all your neighbors It's kind of right before me uh Just got booed.

1:09:25I couldn't even hear what he got booed before I just know he followed a Handi -kept guy who gave a sweet emotional speech about the being handy capable and then he walked off And I said the other guy just got there and they were like Fuck this By -ped No, he was like um You whatever does it a shall I kill Tony if you're good looking It's just it's held against you pretty quickly Fuck you dude where are your burn scars Like the rest of earth The audience Well, you see someone that's good looking and they're gonna spotlight on fuck you It's like a natural I think we good looking people we want to grease the wheels for a little bit good.

1:10:08Look people have a have it pretty easy in life In comedy it's just a weird thing It's just you almost give them a little bit more as the weapon of the not good looking person to like count or act this So you're immediately going like You're hot you don't have a fucking person Like you're a fucker Even though there are good looking people who are hilarious and have good personalities, but generally speaking We don't know you are generally funny and it's not likely She was a she was a had a thing one time she said I saw on stage the seller once and it was about her And her boyfriend meeting Kate upton and like she walked away to go get something to drink whatever when he came back He was like Yeah, his her husband said to Amy was like she's great man.

1:10:49She said the funniest story You Like come on man don't Dude George Clooney that prankster he's the best that guy is the funniest dude like he's fine that best I'm sure relax It's a personality trait to get laid we all learned to be funny when we're kids Because we're not good looking enough to get laid without it It's like look I either got to get funny or dude donuts in the streets of Philadelphia It's easier to get funny. I love when really good looking actors tell you who to vote for They're my favorite. They're my favorite The these are the guys with all the wisdom and then they're they're gonna tell you The same they're the same guys told you get vaccinated too by the way Well the best same guys the best was like early in it like in March and April when they would all take Videos from their mansion and be like all in this together Yeah Is here imagine all you're twirling a Tom Collins with your finger on a raft If you think from the future if we go into apocalyptic times Do you think they'll look back and like the shutting down of the country for a year and a half as like the trigger that made society begin to collapse?

1:12:04I don't think they will they'll never acknowledge they were wrong. Do you think but like history? Yes objective historians you think they'll look back at this time and be like this is the fall of Rome Dude, there's gonna be a lot of books written about this period in time. I think it's the internet the internet is the the beginning of the end for everything But yeah, it's not because the internet didn't shut the fucking country down for a year and a half That's where they share the ideas that quickly. Yeah, but it's it's a very specific group of people who decided that was a good idea Now you wouldn't have had anyone even fighting back against it if it wasn't for the internet it would have all just been The internet they would have pulled that off so much easier.

1:12:41They would have scared the shit out of you You would never know Yeah, but if there was this happened in the 1980s you would never know how many people died on respirators You would never know about any that shit you wouldn't know about a goddamn thing they didn't want you to know about that That's what's so scary about the idea today. We hear about the Spanish flu. You're like how do you know how many people died? There was no internet. There was no like there's no way. Yeah, by the time you got your horse to the next place with the information people have died Well living back then you you were fucked if you lived in the city the hygiene was insanely bad people would shit in these Outhouses that were set up for the block They never never a disease.

1:13:19They never present that I think that always when I see you'd watch like tombstone stuff and like right Kurt Rosslana growing off into the woods to go kiss and like God better armpits smell like shit Yeah, she's just gum disease Everybody smelled like shit you had a shit in the hole in the ground They hadn't even invented toilet paper back then What do you know how they even wear that ass? So horny in the 1600s to just power through all of that Big hairy I guess you just be like a dog my chin and your shit cover Dogs don't give a shit what anything smells like and I guess you just get used to stuff Yes, so it was probably hot dude.

1:13:59Did a stinky pussy was probably hot in the 16th by 1880 horses in New York City Deposit four million pounds of manure on city streets every day and try whether it would turn to fecal dust and choke Pedestrians vacant lots were filled with the ways these manduero piles Minerapiles would rise up to 60 feet high now. It's called statin island 60 feet high If you've got a save me 60 feet you're dead. Yeah, save me all that shit about carbon emissions by the way We're doing great. This is way better than what it used to be. Oh my god. You're breathing shit air Yeah, by the way everyone was sick. I'll tell you who's right now nodding their head he goes Yeah, that's why I'm the guy who invented that bag that goes behind the horses asses Isn't it amazing though that the invention of the internal combustion engine and the adoption of cars by everybody in the Bandiment of driving horses literally stopped there from being Shit air throughout every city street shit air You never heard of New York I was born in Newark I've been there.

1:15:05It's not it's not much better smelling in Newark. I live there in the the 1990s There's like a bad when you was horrible Yeah, I imagine that And father to save enough money to get an apartment when I first moved to New York I didn't have enough money for an apartment and my grandfather lived on north ninth street in Newark And he was there from the blockbusting days So he bought a house there like in the 1940s or 50s and then in the 60s they came behind They said black people are moving into your neighborhood sell now and it was a regal real estate scam And then they would try to sell the black people and just like get money out of all these houses and my grandfather was it was an Italian community My grandfather was like I love black people.

1:15:45I don't give a fuck get out of here This is my house and he he wasn't moving and so all these people old enough also that he's like I was the black person five minutes ago Exactly. Yeah, when he moved here He came here straight from Italy and he told me it was horrific Disc... like the term WAP? I was thinking it was funny If you say around him he would get angry. Yeah. Someone called somebody a guinea he would get angry Classic WAP behavior He was a peaceful guy but he would just get like that was a terrible thing that they used to cause when we were kids But you know that's like that's not how long ago man No, it's all really crazy all the like basically across the country even like California But like all the like areas that you think of as like the hood It's like Oakland or Compton, you know, but Newark or Crown Heights or any of the those air those were all white areas Up until like the 60s and then like a bunch of black people from the South came up and then all the white people left And they did do these scams They did there was like a lot of it was like pushed by these real -stake guys And they would like purposely fuck up a neighborhood to make money off of it And then there was redlining where like they wouldn't sell to black people outside certain lines And like that was a Baltimore issue too Well my grandmother was funny the neighborhood I grew up in Like was Jewish and black and then down the next neighborhood was was Italian Everyone started it became predominantly black by the time I moved up my grandmother Till like two years before she died and was in a nursing home Staying in that house and did not scare the old people at all It didn't like as it changed around them.

1:17:20It didn't scare there be literally people like On her front step like her neighbors like a bunch like teenagers like wrapping with a loud stereo And she would just be like oh, they're nice Call me miss like they call me miss Jeanette and so whatever my grandma was delightfully racist She didn't give a fuck my grandma They're mind the only brown person at the table had the most racist my grandma Like openly racist she didn't give a shit The penalty of being a Puerto Rican that's racist is less No, she was Italian I'm half Italian Irish. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, and no they would literally I would be at the dinner table and my remember one thing's given my grandma said Because I was getting picked on by white kids in the neighborhood because it was like a white trash neighborhood And I was only the only brown kid and my grandma was like, you know, it's not his fault that he's the he's an N word.

1:18:11Oh Jesus Christ and she was right Yeah, that's what the original You know I just go hug black people and goodwill hunting them. It's like oh, it's not your fault. What's not my fault? It's not your fault Not you Jay don't you do this Jay? Have you guys seen that matte wash movie am I racist? I want to watch the trailer today is it what's it out? It's really funny. I never did great things about it. It's it's a top 10 movie in the country right now Yeah, I think it's like what number is it well the first one was crazy dude. It's got no press No press reviews on rotten tomatoes, but the customer views is 99 % which is why yeah like no one will review it why because it's funny What is it real and he's not being sanctimonious He's not like talking down to people or preaching to them He's just showing how nutty all these fucking people on these struggle sessions with white people It's better than that because this one's really funny.

1:19:14What is a woman at certain times? Well the trailer says it's a comedy yeah, he calls it a comedy. It is a comedy I don't think the other one's like really was pushed is that but he's do he's essentially doing like a right wing version of One of those like Sasha Baron Cohen type shows. Yep. He's essentially doing that. He's sitting down with these people He's pretending that he is with them and he wants to know you know how he could do better And I remember seven number seven in the fucking country with no press man It made two and a half million this weekend Do you know how nutty that is to have no press and have a show Take off and become a top 10 movie in the country.

1:19:49It's pretty wild and no press reviews at all This it's an interesting time man. It's interesting And it is like the thing that's that was real interesting about the first one And I think probably is true about this although I haven't seen it yet Is that even though he's obviously like a real right -winger? It's not like that's the movie like the movie isn't even making a right -wing argument or anything like that It's just like letting these crazy left -wingers showcase how crazy they like okay You tell them like it was nuts. He just went up to these In the first one that I did say he just went up to these gender experts and just kept asking them what a woman is And they all just collapse into themselves like this is the toughest question The trans woman asked outside was the best because we're like well, what is a woman then she is I think I want to go So They've made it they've tried to boil it down I think I saw somebody do this the other day to like try to come up with a logical explanation It was something really ridiculous like it's Although recognizing that there are biological differences A woman is anybody who tells you they're a woman While recognizing by like so this is like the loophole while recognizing that Harry probably can't get pregnant He is now Harry at uh and and that's just it That's just it.

1:21:10There's no conversation that could be had here and in some countries they're talking about jailing people Was it Scotland that had something about The proposal about literally jailing people for misgendering people Oh, yeah, I mean, that's like a big discussion always. Yeah, but it's fun But what they were talking about putting people on a fucking cage like find out for that where that was Didn't the thing that happened in I mean how many people a guy got sent to jail for misjail he wouldn't agree to call his like son a daughter or vice versa I mean how many people actually legitimately it's like point Oh, one percent of people are actually Well now it's way higher than that with young people because there's not a real thing There's three steps away from racing my cars and doing donuts and also three steps away from becoming trains They're just like moonies I just You were Asian you would have been better at both Maybe you'd have been a tough sale as a chick No, you're a total You two dressed up as chicks years ago to make fun of the guys we fucked podcasts we mocked them We did a sketch dressing up as them and I looked fucking good I'm sure you did, but there's not a lot of dudes or they're gonna want to climb you I'm You're a you're a you're a big lady man.

1:22:25You're scary. Yeah, if I I'm a scholar jail people for misjendering is false and look at they have the e -lugs picture Why did he get brought in there? What is the actual truth? What is the actual truth if I became woman I read it on the way down here black dude is misjendering your crime. What does it say? Jay you're gonna move false According to law professor that good according to Adam Tom. Oh one guy For a lot trust him misjendering could only be considered a hate crime if it was done in a way that a reasonable person would consider to be threatening or abusive Wait a minute that's pretty bad That that means yes, that doesn't mean no that doesn't mean it's false That means you just if that's how you're gonna write it out that a in quotes a reasonable person We consider to be threatening or abusive who the fuck is reasonable How many people do you know that are reasonable?

1:23:15I can also threaten to decide whether or not you should be jailed You know threatening is a little bit more concrete right abusive abusive is really vague like what do you mean if I'm really abusive if you're a hundred pound man and Lewis calls you a man name and you want to be called the woman's name that could be threatening right right That could be threatening. I mean, he's a big guy. I also would have been threatening the guy to be honest Why are you being a woman? But that's a weird thing misjendering would only be considered a hate crime was done to okay What does this hey below that according to Adam Tompkins a law professor and former conservative MSP Asserting that sex is a biological fact or that it is not changed Just by virtue of the gender by which someone chooses to identify is not and never can be a hate crime under this legislation Okay, so he's saying that like dead naming someone will never be a crime well No, but see even this is in a kind of a little bit vague way because he's saying asserting that sex is a biological fact So if I just say men and women are women that's not But can calling an individual like could be like no, you're not a woman.

1:24:22You're a man. Could that be considered abusive or whatever I get to be interpretation like what is that you know, that's a very good point because this is just step one Right That's what it seems like to me right right right So this is not saying no arguing with them to you're a man It says it's not changed by virtue of the gender by which someone chooses to identify is not and never can be a hate crime but Yeah, that is weird because like Asserting that it's a biological fact Like what if you're arguing what if you're saying you're a man? Is that harassment now? Fuck you. I'm a woman. You're a fucking man and if you're getting in one of those exchanges.

1:25:01What's that then? Yeah, I mean like that like if I call somebody an asshole, they're not literally an asshole, right? So like technically isn't it all just sort of like deciding what words have power on what words don't 100 % because if you're not swearing and this person swearing back at you that wants to be called the woman Fuck you. You fucking cocksucker. I am a woman and you're like no, you're not you're a dude Like you're you're like standing around and that's intuition But if you don't also be the case what if you don't threaten them But like if you hypothetically like if that if that dude was like I am a woman And I was like if you were a woman, I'd slap the shit out of you right now But you're a man.

1:25:36So I'm afraid you might beat my ass So I didn't actually that's that's a good balance because you're putting yourself in You know saying you'd I beat your ass you're saying I'm gonna get fucked up. So that's I don't know Do you try and very what's to be sad? That's very well -free What's to be said for feeling how you feel and also just not giving a shit? Do you know I'm saying? Yeah, I feel like I said before I think they should not give hormones or any kind of operation to Children to you know change their gender. I'm actually a dappie and a radical idea. I'm saying but I don't but also if they're like They're not making it illegal.

1:26:07They're doing it. I'm like well now. I want to see a five -year -old with tips Like I want to see it I'm against it. I just want to go they did what they already did. You know I say that. Let me see Yeah, you know I'm allowed to say that to say what five, but it's a boy's tits Yeah, that's the thing that's weird. It's like that with the weird the nipple thing is odd right didn't de -errks City didn't they free the nipple we can walk around with you to town? Yeah, you ever see it? Yeah once in a while Do you like be really just I'm also never a parent that you really looking forward to seeing and rarely but once in a while in a park You'll see nice pair of tits in um, we just just fully top of what's the um sprinkle bar and springs So it's top tops are optional there.

1:26:47Oh my goodness. I brought my son there dude. He was 10 years old And I just saw him staring at this girl's tits and it's all hot chicks. It's all like hot awesome. Of course they're being free. They get a mean I remember James was just fucking keyed in on this girl's tits and I was like, hey, what are you doing? He's like He's like it's natural dad mom says the body's natural. So mom says The fuck is she talking to you about? Yeah, bro Imagine what people like before they had clothes then just just like chimps just fucking every chance they could just Trees and shit imagine before people figured out close how wild it was I think we figured him out pretty early on in the game close.

1:27:23Yeah Millions of years of being sub -diamond hominist what I should what I should say is I think pretty early in the game of being Humans so like whenever they're like they trace like the genetic to like we this is when we consider you like a modern homo sapien I think we came out of the water. I'm sick for so small you threw something on the way. I don't know if that's true I think it was all climate -based. I think in Africa like I mean how much they probably covered their dicks well If you go to like so places in the Amazon are totally buck naked well in Africa they have to cover their dicks otherwise it's dangerous If you don't need to tie back like a hair bun Like they didn't need to stay warm, right?

1:28:05So I think it was only when people started moving Yeah, you might be right about that I think it's a migration thing because where human life evolved the same area where like a lot of different primates evolved besides us. Yeah human beings got to go up got close. They got to Europe and they were all right Let's let's cover our dicks and builds and shed. I know in the Bible They says it was like you know god gave us embarrassment at one point or whatever When do we really start getting embarrassing cold? Who is the first guy that was like oh my dick is small I don't want people to see this. I hope we don't find out or Sebastian's not gonna be talking about Orange you in bad.

1:28:38I think as soon as we started moving to places where it was cold And then we don't see people's dicks and pussy's all day long Like it kind of changes your behavior and it probably led to us like saying I listen We need a city and we need a wall Figure out how to block all these wild motherfuckers these Bear dick motherfuckers from coming over the hills. That's probably what happened Probably people got started getting really shy But who is a f**k right? They were covering themselves up with with animal skins to stay warm But why was it having a small dick? I need to get to the bottom of this What was the problem with having a small dick that everyone was like you need to cover that little dick up?

1:29:13You know, well, you know the Romans thought that having a big dick was gross The big dick was assigned That's why they like had little dicks on all those giant dudes like the odds of like if you look at some of Michelangelo statues The odds of those guys not having a massive hog. Yeah, very small. That is a dude built like Francis and Gano You know Of those kings and all those like important people They literally commissioned them to build them like they were gods and they would build the statues bigger than the satches of gods Right and you would think that they would give a big fat hog Just fucking They all have little tiny dicks because The artist's signature some some person just like the same people that are tricking people into thinking your cat can be non -binary Some being back then tricked them and thinking that big dicks are bad And there's probably some conniving little dick Some Jesus Oh, what's that one from oh My god Look at his dog and look at all the extra skin.

1:30:22He's got that front of his dog that guy must be libertarian It looks like a fucking hawks face by the way. That's the only one that's uncircumcized of all these Well once they're hard it pops out, you know look at these animals Jesus what is that from my bedroom But look at that one right there the guy has a tiny dick the one in the note. Yeah, right there look at that tiny dick ever -same So everybody yeah, but everybody can't stay fucking bone up for the weather For the fucking match. Yeah, Jesus Christ. Joe leave the man alone. It's not a bad dick I think it's weird to do that guy was so hard You're just fucking no that's normal.

1:31:02That's normal that's normal. That's normal. You're walking around high -hat learn with the jack rod My page will hate this you go back to scope this row I don't care what your excuse is if anybody ever gets a picture you high -hat learn with it go back to that picture They're giant hog the one that you just had with the guy high -hat learn. Hey his hand was upside down Clear your high -hat learn to me bro is it the one the white one? Yeah, that one right there Click on that bro. That's highly that's not the one That's not the one you had that's that one's freaky or this one looks like more modern this guy's playing music to his dick That last one looked like she was wearing high heels.

1:31:39What was the one you just had up Jamie? It is oh that one right there that one right there to the left of that to the left right here no no no in the middle in the middle middle The great one Up one row to the right that's it bam brother guy's how he'll learn Yeah That's how it started it started like this and they flipped it off It's like how you turn over a punch. Yeah, that was he was getting ready to give a fucking strong one Look the guys got a giant heart on he's very excited He's he's Nazi on the left side and gay on the right side. I was gonna say they really are they make them sort of flamboyant He too Jamie go back to that one and give us a description.

1:32:17What does that mean?

1:32:21Yeah, I think it's a guy with a big dick Don Lucas like some kind of a job. Oh, okay. What's his name? Got a fertility probably oh that's right. Let's go. Let's go champ. He's the only guy with a big dick and any of that art There's so many different versions of him though. Sometimes his dick is reasonable Yeah, you know really big but reasonable. Oh, different Yeah, it looks like sometimes he just fucked sometimes he's got the shower, but like the Seaghal one he looked pretty reasonable Right, it was a reasonable dick. It was a big dick But some of them are like hey man come on come on I mean there's no way.

1:32:54I just got into an age now where I just go around the lot Did you guys I go around the locker room Completely naked now for the first time in my life like I think it's funny. The men's locker right the men's locker room Of course, yeah men's women children doesn't matter. This is in there But I think it's so funny to just be naked amongst men with my little dick It makes them uncomfortable. I don't like it at all and taking a little bouncy dick walk to a shower Nuts my little bird. Yeah, now fuck you guys hear about that Canadian guy who is 50 years old who identified as a teenage girl He wanted to do a swim meet with teenage girls and they're letting him step.

1:33:33I believe there was like an argument See if it's true if they let him actually into the locker room. I want to make sure that this is true Like girls locker room. Can you imagine you you have a teenager what a dream. It's gonna do a swimming event. Oh This is like a touch to a school 50 -year -old trans swimmer shared locker room while competing against teens Yeah, it's awesome and this is this out. This is how crazy Canada's gotten this did just like the moonies They just like the juggalos like they're in a cult. They don't realize they're in a cult But if you think this is a good idea to let a 50 -year -old guy who Decides to identify as a woman Change in a locker room with teenage girls because he identifies as a teenage girl You're out of your fucking ladies ladies.

1:34:18Does it say that this person? I mean, let me be clear that this like does this person say they identify as a teenage girl This was a plan that I would have drummed up drummed up when I was 12 years old. I don't think that it was an event that teenage girls could be as 16 and older I think it's a locker. She's going to a woman's locker room in general Okay 16 and older this person's competing in a 16 and older so you could be any age Okay, so does is there any evidence this person identifies as a teenage girl or is that just the internet?

1:34:52Google that just in case I would like to know because that makes it extra crazy and fun It doesn't make it extra crazy and fun that people like okay It's the same way I feel about all the other things we talked about like the odds of you not being out of your fucking mind are really low They're really low super low and the fact that everyone's like yeah inclusivity like Well also how how did we get to this mooney point that's there's also we you should be allowed to say that some things are weird and crazy And that doesn't necessarily mean you have to hate them or be against them Medians are weird and crazy.

1:35:26I'm like we're all weird and crazy. Okay, she this is apparently that means Wiseheart was swimming with young girls because of how fast or slow a swimmer is Not because she identifies as a young girl, but the competition is presumably separated by gender so there's issue where wiseheart is competing against females While being biologically male and also I think intact Oh, so which is also the weird one right like you could be a woman But you don't even have to try that or no you don't have to turn around real quick and hit you with my pussy on your back And you can go back and forth any time you don't have to choose.

1:36:07I'll call you your name if you cut your dick off If you don't cut your dick off, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna call you or maybe I maybe I will call your name But I might fuck it up, but I think that's okay either way. He's gonna check And we'll figure out we'll go from there It's just so nuts man that you just given up this pervert pass But like I was because there's real trans people that are like this like it's happened for all eternity There's something wiring you feel female But there's also crazy people there's also real perverts and you give it a pervert a willy -wanker golden ticket I've gotten real good.

1:36:41I've got real good at calling people The gender they want if they like I still will fuck it up But I find I'm pretty good at it if they look like a girl if it's a guy transitioning to a girl And they look at a girl I say I'm pretty good at all this she but if I almost if I fuck it up Look at yourself. That means that you You're not shaving enough for you having done whatever it is to make me call you because I'm pretty good at calling Damn jazz trans girls girls, but it's also a weird thing to get stuck on because you're just you have to agree To this thing and you have to agree to it this that especially like if you knew the person has one thing at one point in time And then they decided to change their name and gender and you're like You're so kind of like a lot of attention like what what's going on here?

1:37:25This is strange Yeah, and you're getting mad if I fuck it up and call you Harry well That's the we are a part of all of it is like you can't like be mad at somewhere, especially if it's a honest mistake This one's in the internet is such a bad place for it because it get everyone has such balls Everyone's a keyboard warrior on the internet even people that are like you know You know bleeding heart liberals and people that are looking to you know You know they just they find a place to go and have this voice back in the day if you were trans And you were like a man that was dressed as a woman And you wanted to get mad at somebody about it.

1:38:00You had to get in their fucking face It wasn't gonna happen and if you went to the village in New York City they did They did get in your face you get aggressive back then you get up in the West Village by a trans check Well, what's the one? That's why I loved the that was the game stop video right Yeah, that was the famous one right where like it's maaam Yes, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's a good. It's not how maam stop I'm just gonna stop there just going like Okay, sir It's like kicking over place the issue that's the problem that women are having is that these men who decided that their women are now Invent they're entering these places that are just women's only and women's events and women's things They're dominating like men do It was one of the very guys is one of the very few points that uh I've had with seeing that other side of it that I didn't for a long time to kind of recently Is like the the argument sports is almost like oh they're gonna dominate and kick ass and you know Basically a guy beating up a girl in this fight and all those things But then I was there's the scholarship thing.

1:38:58I don't know why I said that never don't dummy before it's like no these girls They're like no, I was gonna be like the number one recruit at a my school For sure, and then this girl came in and made my me look like I'm terrible because she's six foot five and you know 35 pounds more than me. Yeah, it's nuts. You're letting people cheat You're you literally there's a reason why title nine was invented it was invented so that women could be able to compete with other women And you can't have an exemption for that just based on feelings because it's not about feelings It's about fairness and sports and the only way to make it fair is if you're an intact biological male You have to compete against intact biological males.

1:39:36Yeah, it's just you could still call yourself Debbie Get an aisle four Debbie. You're you're in lane four your competing against Mark and Steve This is fuck we're not children here. We're not a fan. That's what rational sect of the trade I don't know if I've ever heard someone the trans community come out and agree with this and it's like oh, yes Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a bunch there's a bunch of people who are trance who are like Basically come out and say like look. I know I'm not a woman. I know a man Yeah, we shouldn't be we shouldn't be around kids. We shouldn't be competing in women's sports.

1:40:10There's there's a decent kids at all Those these these events were like trans people. I mean she gets like called a Nazi and kicked out. Yeah Yeah, it's because she was having a huge cock. That was a sculpture. It should have been quite a while. I think she's gone through the whole thing. That's like one day they're going to be able to manipulate chromosomes where you're not going to ever have to worry about that again. They're going to be able to change you to a woman. They're going to actually be able to do it. I don't know if they're going to be able to do it to us, but somebody's lifetime in the future.

1:40:49They're going to be able to be able to do it. You know people are like serial divorces that you get married and divorced. They're going to be able to go back and forth. The man, the woman, the woman, they're just going to be pigs. They're just going to be dirty, greedy pigs. They just want to fuck and get fucked. And just to do it. How was the video? I thought it was a self -last week. Is that a horror or like a womanizer? It goes, I was a bit of a woman in my 20s and then I did my 30s as a guy. Yeah, some women are going to be looking for men who've only been men the whole time. I love to shit that's really weird.

1:41:19You get teenagers that they change and then a few years later they were like, oh yeah, it was a phase. Of course, especially these poor girls that are getting mastectomies. No, it's my car. It's got a wheel. It's making a choice of golf at one point. Yeah, exactly. You had eyeliner tattooed when you were 16. The crazy thing is you don't let them get tattooed, but you will let them get gender alternating surgery, which is just bananas. Is that happening? By the way, contrary to contrainder affirming.

1:41:48Excuse me. Under 18, there is a lot. I said a lot of it. I think tens of thousands of like the chemical shit, like the, all the debris blockers. There's many of girls that are getting mastectomies very young. There's photographs of them. If you're doing that before you're an adult, you don't know what the fuck you're doing. It's insane. It's insane. It's insane. It's just not that people are agreeing to it just to be kind. Look, there's also a real debate with surgeries like that about whether that should be allowed even after you're an adult. And like, I'm not. Of course, you should be allowed.

1:42:18But I shouldn't, Steve Obey would be allowed to get fake tits if he wants to. Yeah. But listen, I'm not even saying you're an adult of that though. Yeah, you got out of that. He's not doing it. He's not doing it. He's not doing it all. I think he thought it was dangerous. Yeah. It was retarded. Well, you also have to cut the muscle on a dude, I think. All I'm saying is there's, yeah, that's tough. If you go up in there, it's got to pump out. Damn. I don't think Steve Obey made the right call. I think it would have been a great bit. I would have laughed. But I think that's the only way it would have stuck out.

1:42:45Because I don't think he has enough tissue in the front to give you like a traditional regular type boob job. All right. I'll do it. But my point is like, next man up. If you're a grown woman and you're 40 years old, you just decided to get your boobs removed. Who the fuck am I to say you shouldn't be able to do that? No, listen, I kind of, look, I'm a libertarian. I tend to agree with you. But if there was a doctor and you asked them to just like remove my fully functioning left arm because I identify as a right one armed person or whatever. And doctors were like, no, I'm unwilling to like perform a surgery on you.

1:43:19You would have to say a boob job. I'm just saying you know how many elective surgeries that they do. Well, there's an elective preventative surgery that a lot of women do if they think they have that gene for breast cancer. That's what I'm going to do. That's a little different. Okay, Steve O was supposed to level, he said, but the person in the supermarket spoke to Steve O about the level of oppression that the trans people face in a pretty heartbreaking way, which made him realize, wow, maybe it's on all funny games. After this, the fear to stunt would seem like an exercise in celebrating violence against trans people.

1:43:50And he decided to call it off. Oh, so that's why he called it off. I thought it was just this is insane. I'll tell you what, I have a feeling he was like, I don't want to do this, but then you can really get out of it by doing, making a nice speech like that's pretty great. That would be a good move. Because otherwise you're going to ruin your tits forever. And then you'd have to get under another time to get them removed. And then you'd always have scars on your tits and your 50. Someone goes, someone you're afraid the fights are going to fight you after school and you go, just what's that? When we break the cycle of violence, you're going to dress up and go to a bike rally.

1:44:20I guess that was part of it. Oh, he thought he would get a crazy reaction out of a motorcycle riders who were checking me out before realizing who he was. I would have considered to be better footage if I was to be beaten up at the motorcycle rally. But the thing is, you could get fake tits put on you by prosthetic people. The same people that did the penguin, you ever see what's his name? Hanson Fella. Colin Farrell. Hanson Fella. They made him look disgusting for the penguin. They can give you tits, bro. You don't have to get them. Yeah, it'll look indistinguishable. Yeah, and it's the same fucking stunt, Marilyn Manson.

1:44:56But though that's a painting, isn't it? That was the person that I'm going to be. No, but it's also. You never know. Is that something anywhere? Well, look, no cock either. Do you know there's people that are doing that? They're just getting castrated. Because people want to be nulls. They want to be nothing. Is that a real thing? Oh, yeah, it's a real thing. But isn't that essentially what someone gets the surgery is doing? Well, they were trying to get a hole. Yeah, they don't want to get it. They want a pussy. This is just like they become like an unsolid from the death. They want no cock, no balls, no nothing.

1:45:22How do you pee? Let's go champ. You're not the cave. Little holes. Piss out a little piss hole. It's probably going to be a little fucking banded over there for the most. I don't know. I'm a little quiet. I just put in it. But I don't want you to do that. But if you're an American, I feel like you should have the freedom to do something stupid. I'm covered in tattoos. You want to get your dick chopped off with the fucking might of hell. But you're never going to hear a thing where someone goes, you cut your dick off this. Best thing I ever did. Probably not. But some people just don't want to be around.

1:45:49Well, there was that like panel and big thing back in the day where the guys would mutilate their cocks and you're like, what do you, I mean, you only got one shot to slice your dick in half like that's it? I saw plenty of those videos where guys just chopped the head of their dick. So I was with knives. It's insane. It's like you get to win. How good is that orgasm? You get it one time? I don't even think they're orgasm and they're soft. They're not sliced into a hard dick. They'd bleed out. Just right. Just fucking straight. All right, Joe. So for an science conversation we're having. You imagine what a terrible time to get your dick chopped off.

1:46:22How good is the joke? Full laugh. Full laugh. They have sex and then they're dick. We're down. Hey, Roni's disease. An enthusiastic young lady might get a little bobbly on the top and let it slip a little and a taint slam. How can they not tell like Anderson Silva's shin? How can these ladies not tell that they're at the end of the dick when they're jumping up so high? They're having a good time, Jay. They're having a good time. But you know we're walking. I know I know we're on the tightrope. We're walking the tightrope. The comeups are coming up too high on her. I've had it happen a few times.

1:46:56But I mean obviously nothing. No real injury. She might have been with that high -hitler dude before you. She used to have a little bit of travel in her suspension. It's like now we got point of time. She wants that raptor -type travel boom. She wants some fucking some lift. You should have that thing like on the back of your car where it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom. You guys were getting close. We're getting close here. Just have some sort of a strapping system. You know where you're like you're spotting her. Like a center down. Okay we got this much travel. That's it. Don't get crazy. So if we're going to agree to this you savage trying to break my dick.

1:47:34I wish my - What a terrible way to break your dick too. I wish my dick was big enough to break. This is a girl out there right now. I could break it. I'll break it. I'll break it. I'll break that fucking name. Guys, well we have a log. Can I talk to you about my new propulsion system? D. Jamie the PowerPoint, please. Is this a police station? It is so funny coming into this room and thinking about the things I've watched that are made such like, would there be the cat, William's thing or fucking, I mean that was wild. The one I just said, Terrence Howard. Terrence Howard one's very interesting.

1:48:10He's a very, very smart guy. He just doesn't have a formal education and stuff. So like when I had Brett Weinstein on the - excuse me, Eric Weinstein on the podcast, Eric sort of explained to him the things that he's getting wrong and explained to him, you got to stop teaching. You got to stop saying you're teaching people. This is very offensive to people like myself. It's like an actual super genius. And he's like, I mean, but they were talking about like crazy equations and he was explaining the equations to him and he's like, do you understand how to read this? He's like, having them go over the equations.

1:48:40So it was very interesting. So Terrence is like this super smart guy that's way smarter than anybody around him. But then the really super smart guys or actually super smart guys that are educated about it, they don't engage with them. And so Eric was like, let me just talk to this dude. I think he's one of us. He's just gone astray. It's a brilliant guy who hasn't actually gotten the correct education and stuff. Well, I like when he was doing it. He goes, well then Joe, you have to understand because the, the, the, Fantugelees, they were, it was like words that I don't think what they were things.

1:49:10Maybe they were. I think some of them were things, but others, they're things that he invented. Like, he knew whatever you want. Yeah. What is the, the, the, the invention of the flying, what does he call them again? When all those little components moved together and it creates like, he's got this, um, God, what's up the tip, my tongue? Lynchpin. So this thing that he created, it's like these, they're like geometric shapes and they fit into each other and each one of them has a fan in the circle of it. And through this thing as a drone, it can move like in any direction. It's his very bizarre and one time was looking at it like, this is a very legit invention.

1:49:53Well, you came up with this crazy. Like, see, see if you can find the videos of it. And so it's, it's also, you could add more to it. It's not like a one single shape. So they connect into each other and you can keep adding more and more to it and give it more power and more maneuverability. What's the utility for it? It's drones. It's like you could, you could have a drone that moves concrete bars. I mean, concrete blocks. You could, you could have a drone that moves, rarotize and they could fly him through the air. It's scalable. So this is the small version of it in operation. And it's all, all of those things that you see, those little geometric patterns, there are individuals, individuals and you can keep piling them on top of that and connect it and you can make them larger and smaller.

1:50:37It's a, it's a fascinating idea. And this is the dude who was an iron man. A solid flow. And just like, I mean, you know, I just came up with this and he's got like some crazy amount of patents man. The dude has like, what is it? 90 something patents he has something crazy. But this is all like his invention. And he's a lot more education. I'm very not to the level of like an Eric Weinstein, which is really all these people that are actually working on stuff. Generally they have, you know, depending on what the discipline is, they have a long education in traditional universities. And he's kind of like a self taught genius.

1:51:23Nah. No, he's crazy smart. He's just, he's not like he's got to hang out with more people like him. You know, I mean, he's too smart for anybody. He knows this is what this is what he needs more Eric one. So they said Dave Smith a few years ago. Well, I was on the episode after the first time you had him on and the episode with him was just insane. I was like the biggest thing on the internet and almost 100 % of the comments on my episode, the next one where we want more. Terrence Howard. This. System. He's fun. David, can you invent an Uber to get into and get the fuck out of here? I did. It doesn't go to the right address, but I did invent an Uber.

1:52:12Yeah, it's some it's fun. Those things are fun. Yeah. It's fun to hear people like come up with these wacky theories and is that like his, but he has some great ideas, man. And one of them is the idea that all the planets are coming from like stuff that's jettisoned off the sun. Like his theory about the creation of solar systems is very bizarre. And it's really interesting. He thinks that a planet gets to a certain distance after a certain amount of time from the sun where it can develop life. And then that life evolves as quickly as it can because it's going to eventually over the next 100 million, 200 million years.

1:52:48It's going to be further and further and further out the space. And it's not going to be habitable anymore. So you're going to have to figure out a way to make your own environment or you're going to perish. And every planet goes through a transitionary period. It's called peopleing. When a planet gets to a certain distance, these hominids start figuring out things and figuring out tools and engines and civilization and agriculture and then electronics. And then they have to get to a point where they realize like, this planet keeps moving away from the sun. We are fucked. We have to figure out artificial environments.

1:53:18We have to figure out interstellar travel. We have to figure out how to fucking planet populate other worlds. So that's where we're at right now. We're like 100 ,000 years away from it being a problem. This is brought to us by Terrod's fucking house. But his theory about planets is fascinating because nobody really knows why planets are formed. There's a distance from the sun. There's a thing called Boads Law. You can figure out roughly by the size of one planet when another planet is going to exist. And that's where they look. His voice is too cool to be in there. That's why I think the problem that disconnect I have is.

1:53:49He's like, come on, Joe. It's simple. Too cool. Too handsome. It makes everything. Well, he does that thing where, especially because most of us aren't people who even think about this stuff. So then when he's saying it, like when he was saying the whole thing when he was on with you about how the periodic table shouldn't be squares, it should be circle. And he had like a really good argument for it. And I remember just being like, that does sound really impressive. Why is that even for them? Well, that's what the thing is then like when you see someone like Eric Weinstein go like, oh yeah, he's got a good point about this.

1:54:16You're like, wait, seriously? He's nailing it. All right. He's a fast and genius man. Terence Howard is fucking genius. He's just sometimes guys are too smart for everybody around them and they just get off on the wrong track. And if you're used to being the smartest guy in the room and then all of a sudden you're talking to a guy who's like spooky smart. It's a little unsettling. It's like a guy who tells you he's a comic. He's telling everybody's a comic. Hey, Mike is a comic. Mike who works down to it and then you meet Mike and you're like, how long have you been doing comedy? Well, I've done a couple of mic nights.

1:54:47And like, oh, okay, okay, you're not really a comic, right? Right. You're not making a living. Like, you're not actually not getting paid. Well, I don't have any money for Terence Howard in his projects. I gave it all to Eddie Winslow from Family Matters to clean up the ocean machine he's building. There is a kid that's cleaning up the ocean. What's has a kid's name boy and slot? You ever seen that machine? His name is Boyant? Boyant. I was like, that's funny. That's so on the nose. There's waverunner, Justin. I never even thought of that. That's hilarious. I've even had him on the show. Boyant slot.

1:55:21He was like 19 when he invented this. He invented this gigantic skimmer that's been scooping stuff off the ocean and then they turned the plastic into like sunglasses and shit, which eventually find their way back in the ocean. Sure. That's out for a little bit, please. They make stuff which will find their way in the land. That's really great. You're 19. You're super fucking smart. Like spooky smart kid. I just said this is what I want to dedicate my life to. See if you get a video of how they do it. It's pretty wild. But they've already cleaned up a significant amount and they have this proposal to make and scale the thing up and make it huge.

1:55:55They think they can clean up the whole garbage patch in the next decade or so. It's incredible. It's not, but it's not. The fucking thing existed in plastics only a bit around for like, how long? 100 years? Yeah. And we already have a Texas sized chunk of it sitting in the middle of the fucking ocean. People are great. The people. I know people also make things that young and get this kind of thing. I think they're later in life flash out as well as that is being crazy. Yeah, it's going to be all the game. They gave up all their fun stuff. So then it gets this two wild afterwards. Right. He's going to get all that eco pussy too.

1:56:28Oh, yeah. Once you shave those bitches down, there's usually something out of there. It's usually the kind of gals that are willing to throw paint on statues. They include themselves to the floor. You know, no more oil. So this is just all sitting in the ocean. Yeah. So he scoops all this stuff out with each run of this. And this is just, you know, one haul. And they just continue to do this. And then they crane it and pack it and turn it into different objects and stuff. And you can buy that stuff. That's fine. It's a good thing. It's three people doing that. It goes great. And he becomes like a co -kid partier a little bit later.

1:57:06Or he's something, you know, he dies like a whale at him like while he was helping clean up the thing. I was watching this thing on Singapore. And how well Singapore recycles? It's incredible. Singapore takes all of their garbage. They pick it up like multiple times. They have this insane facility where they sort it out. They find out what's plastic. What's this? What's that? They use the plastic and they figure out some way to use it to make power, generate power by burning it. And they have this insane filtration system that stops it from polluting the air. And then they take it and they grind a lot of this stuff down.

1:57:44And they use it to make roads with it. And they recycle everything. Isn't that, isn't our recycling bullshit? Bullshit. I remember reading about this years ago. That our recycling is all about bullshit. Every time I put stuff into my recycling, it makes me so angry because I read like 10 % of it gets actually recycled. Yeah, we thought we were good people. We're just getting scammed. He's getting scammed by a fucking blue dumpster. What is the point of it though? What is the whole scam? I don't understand why is this too expensive to convert like Singapore does? There was one bridge guy sitting on a bunch of blue garbage cans.

1:58:15See if you can find something on how Singapore does it. I know I saved it if you want me to find it. You're saying they do a good job. Incredible. They fucking recycle everything. They have like this insanely efficient way of taking the plastic and reutilizing it and using it to like fill streets and pave roads and build things. And they're using all of it. Whereas we're just fucking sticking it in the ground. Yeah, somebody else will figure it out. We'll cover it up with dirt. Singapore looks like it's made of legos. It's just plastic everywhere. It's pretty nuts, man. No, it's pretty. It's pretty fucking beautiful.

1:58:52Yeah, that's right. Yeah, human beings are fucking weird. We are weird. Do you remember how much you used the litter back in the day? In the 90s? Dude, I would fucking any time I had like a Coca -Cola cup, I just throw it right out the window. I'm gonna give a shit. Pull back the trash on the highway side. So it used to be a big problem. So they used to have a big trash problem, apparently. And that's what led them to this insane super efficient version of recycling. And super thorough. Pretty interesting shit, man. Waste generated, oh, we're making a lot of waste. Yeah, we make plenty of waste, son.

1:59:29That's what America does, motherfucker. If you don't like it, you can move to China. Yeah, we must think about what you're gonna do. We're gonna make it the world. Yeah, so they take it and they burn it. And that burning it is what powers electricity. It's like, it's really insanely efficient. And then again, they use it for all kinds of stuff. But the point is they utilize all the trash. And that's what we're supposed to be doing. But there's a bunch of knuckleheads, the same knuckleheads that are in charge of the homeless. And the homelessness just keeps growing. And we need more funds to deal with this issue that we can't deal with.

2:00:01It's the same fucking thing. If you had private companies that were incentivized to collect all the plastic and that they could take that plastic and use it for all kinds of things. And that's right. All you gotta do is set up the incentives and human beings figured out. All you gotta do is go, if you solve this problem, you can become a billionaire. And then some genius will figure it out to become a billionaire. Isn't that interesting? We're not willing to give the private sector access to garbage so much, so much that will let them pretend they're recycling. And just stick stuff in the ground.

2:00:35It's plastic. Because it's not cost -effective to turn it into things. Consentitation be one of the last mafia -run businesses. Well, it's run by a section of the government, right? But it's like, if you were competing against Singapore, you would lose. Okay? If one city was run by Singapore, like Chicago was run by Singapore, but Detroit was run by people who do it right now. And you had to figure out which way is better for the city, which way looks better, which way is more efficient, which way actually creates less overall waste, because you just recycle it and reuse it. And it actually works as an asset and a commodity.

2:01:14Wouldn't that be better? Like, if someone could do it, you could do it. But the problem is, there's no fucking incentive. There's probably so much infrastructure within all of these. It's just been, however many years that we've been having this system of sanitation that it's like to try to change that in any sort of abrupt way as like insane. What do you even do? I remember there was a landfill in my house. We would go like, we would ride our bikes down to the train tracks and find the landfill. And it was just piles and piles and piles of garbage. It's basically the modern version of what it was like to live in a city with horses shit in the streets.

2:01:45Yeah, it's like a piled version of it. Which wasn't like much thought put into like the down the road times. Now it's just weird. Not only that, it gets into the water. You know, when you just dump a bunch of shit on the ground like that, you know, you're allowed to have a place, we just fill it in. What about the water that's running under that? Like, what happens there? Liquid death. Yeah. It's supposed to be metal water. It's supposed to be liquid death water. Yeah, there's like so much fucked up and how we do things and not course correcting. But I mean, is it so with the recycling thing, is it just designed to find us for not recycling?

2:02:22It's create more revenue streams. I think initially they had this idea that that's what they were going to do, that they were going to recycle things. And they do recycle bottles and they do recycle cans because it's cost effective. The problem with plastic, it's not cost effective to recycle. So I'm 90 % of it or something in the range of that gets thrown in the ground. They just put it in the dirt, which is fucking worse. Like why are you making me separate garbage? Can I just put plastic, can we just admit? And I'll just put plastic bottles in the garbage now because that's what I've been doing.

2:02:51I kind of gave up. I gave up on your little bullshit charade. I'm not going to be a part of this if I know you're not doing it. Well, there is, I see like there's like a rule follow for a while. Like people, it's so funny to, I just kind of see the results. But I don't know what the actual fight is. Like sometimes in New York, there's plastic bags everywhere. And then one time I tell you it goes, no, they're completely illegal now, plastic. And then they, I'll tell you that there is plastic bags. If you don't have paper bags, if you don't have a galley of trees. In New York, well during the pandemic, they kind of, because they made that law maybe six months before the pandemic.

2:03:22And they were like no more plastic bags, only paper. And then the pandemic hit and they were like, all right, we need to figure out priorities here. And then they started using plastic bags again. But in New Jersey, you have to, when I go to shop right, I have to pay for new reusable bags every time. They no longer give even paper. No, I got a high scan. I'm never going to recycle. They're good for light and fires. The paper ones want to start a little fire. You can fire place, crumple up some little paper bags, stick it under there. It is like at the airport, they'll do that with the big paper bags.

2:03:52And they charge you for the paper bags. And so like, like bags were always free. Do you know what I mean? I existed for 30 years on this planet of bags. I think it just makes you think about it like every time. Well, one out of every 100 people remember to bring their own shopping bags. What type of fucking nerds? There's no shopping bag. There's no shopping bags. There's no shopping bags. There's no shopping bag. There's no shopping bag. Paper bags are good, man. It's the my girl. I said the my girl for the price of the store when she's been like, oh, let's go. Well, wait, I'm going to run back to the apartment.

2:04:20I forgot to get the bags. We're going to buy a new, but I'm not. What is this? It's your bag. You know what the biggest scam going is? The paper bag industry because they should all be hemp paper bags. If they were all hemp paper bags, they would be 100 times better. They'd be so much stronger. You wouldn't have to chop down a tree to do it. You chop down a stalk of a plant that doesn't even make weed. You know, they have them where they don't. There's no THC in them at all. And you make gigantic fucking chunks of this paper that's almost indestructible. It's so different. You can barely tear it.

2:04:56Is it cheaper? No. Sure would be cheaper. If you had the infrastructure, because you could read, like you see, if you have an acre of trees and you chop them down, it's going to be fucking years before you can chop down the new ones that you plant afterwards. It takes forever for them to grow. But hemp, you can redo it every fucking few months. That should be... That should be... That grows like a weed. Wasn't a big part of a, like, weed was made illegal because they didn't want the competition from hemp or something like that. 100%. 100%. It was William Randolph first. Right. He was the Refromanus guy, along with Harry Anselinger, they demonized it as a commodity.

2:05:31If we had, like, true freedom in terms of, like, to use the best plants to do stuff, that would be one of the number one... Forget about the weed argument. The number one thing is hemp. It's so much better paper. It's like... It's really strong, like, in a weird way. Like, if you have a piece of hemp, you're like, what the fuck, man? But hemp's legal now, right? Everywhere, just a paper. It's... It's been suppressed for so fucking long that the infrastructure is not really available to compete with, like, regular paper. Or to compete with... I mean, they're making hemp clothes, it's sort of an oddity.

2:06:05That goes, like, a hemp shirt. That goes like a hemp shirt, like, if you could find, like, even useful... What do you have yourself? What do you have myself? Oh, I have super high for a long time. It's way better. There's a company called Dotsu Sara, they make hemp ghee's. They're the best ghee's, man. They don't rip. Cotton ghee's rip. They rip all of these hemp ghee's are, like, indestructible. Constructible the one thing that gives out on them is the threads give out I feel like you don't want to get caught in a hemp key choke I'd much rather just like a regular key that a hemp key like dude.

2:06:30I forgot to tell The only keys that rip are old ones man regular regular gear you'll fuck you up. I read a thing about a spider silk earlier today as we're talking about like materials It's apparently spider silk is like one of the most strong like if they actually they make yeah They make actual clothing and like garments out of it and it's like I believe that because you got caught in one of one string of it And it's like on you for five minutes It's thick is like a power line. It's one of fifth as thick as a human hair or one tenth as thick as a human hair And they there was the team of guys who spent five years like I get my milking spiders, but they were like using They were getting the silk out of these spiders and they made this like big Fucking gown with it.

2:07:17It was I don't know Well, you know, there's a thing they're trying to do. Okay, they're saying the human side silk is used to make bulletproof clothing There's a thing they're trying to do now though where they're trying to make human skin and You know how they can kind of splice genetics together They want to make human skin that is made with this gene for this spider silk So they just see if you can find that so with it with their You end up in a superhero movie Literally this is a lot of blood Two remember he's been spited I mean this right now it's theoretical But if you think about what they're gonna be able to do medically just in the next decade or two especially with the AI Stuff that's coming up.

2:07:57That's a scary shit. It's a scary shit Yeah, as soon as they start integrating humans with that stuff They're gonna come up with all sorts of solutions to all sorts of problems and one of them is gonna be non bulletproof skin Like it's stopping crime. We're gonna just like make everybody mandatory just like you get vaccinated Everybody's gonna have to get bulletproof skin so we don't have to worry about gun violence anymore It doesn't doesn't work anymore. We're just shooting each other in the head like Wolverine. We're gonna fall Technology we can't afford We're gonna all look like turtles We're already like Joe ninja turtles in the future.

2:08:28We're all gonna be like covered with armor And it'll be just wild kingdom out there on the streets every day is a fucking street takeover Fill it off. Yeah fill it up if you street takeover Maybe that's how we get out of this you know like humans had to figure out a Possible thumbs to be able to throw spears maybe we maybe at one point in time We have to just grow armor. We're not gonna fix this problem of violence. It would be pretty badass Just have you especially if you're the first human with it like if you get to be the first one who's got armor Like for real how the fuck did a turtle become a turtle?

2:09:01How long did that take and what the fuck was it was a rat? Finum in the sewers Let's see I won him at a carnival Well think all the animals that are so vulnerable and this one motherfucker goes And somehow or another over the course of who knows only fucking million years it becomes a goddamn turtle And it's such a good design that has changed the videos of like Alligators and crocodiles just fucking smashing through turtles just like like a cookie salt watercrox Croshing them up like they're nothing really. Yeah, so disgusting It's brutal. Yeah, see if you can find a video that I've tried to the bullproof skin was a story from 2012 Yeah, it was a project with an artist.

2:09:43I don't know that they were actually ever trying to do that That's a fucking CIA cover I couldn't find it. I've been fighting. They get to cover Jason board with bulletproof skin first And they're gonna say Jesus Christ. That's Jason born bulletproof skin And it's grace for this project. Oh, Gingas calm wanted it. Of course he wanted it this Legitary Emperor said to have issued his horseman with silk vests as an arrow hitting silk does not break it But ends up embedded in the flesh wrapped in silk interesting wow So the silk was so strong that the arrows would just go into your skin through this and you wouldn't get hit It's like a Kevlar so you would you'd still get fucked up, but you wouldn't get full penetration.

2:10:25It wouldn't penetrate Wow silk That's crazy. I'm about you silk shirt and shoot you with an arrow Those arrows sucked Those broad head sucked Joe Rogan could fucking shoot somebody with a silk shirt on you could not do that today Yeah, there's a different I don't know what kind of silk they had but a modern day broad head those things are horrifying Well, I don't understand it, but it can't just be like a silk t -shirt They had to have some type of thick silk even for arrows back then Yeah, it must have been really thick because they were the powerful bows too, especially the Mongols The Mongols had these insane bows that took like 160 pounds to draw back and they were famous for like when they looked at their Skeletons their their bones the one side of their body was like deformed because they were pulling like with the right arm Their whole life right their whole spine and everything is can they have like giant bones and their shoulders and arms like their whole Body developed to pull this fucking insane bow back So that kind of a bow has crazy power behind it with this bullshit homemade arrow and these fucking whatever kind of heads They were used to that suck to put all that effort into pulling the bow and then silk takes it out For nothing I got beat by silk.

2:11:42I wonder if it would work with their bows I wonder if that was just for the enemies bows because the Mongols were They were so advanced militarily which is really bizarre that this like one dude's group who likes to live in tents Decide to literally take over the fucking world and would have done it got pretty close. Yeah They killed 10 % of the people on the fucking planet during his lifetime all people like that always have weird facial hair There is however little historical basis to this what is it the silk shirt claim? Oh Like the other This is a big you stop making us look like assholes at every chance pretty I'm a thing it tells me I was wrong from fucked it back There is however little historical basis no primary source can be found containing the statement the earliest mention of it in relation to the Mongols comes from Michael Proudins 1934 Dishingas Khan their storm house ice and Proudin Did I get that right eager to give Mongols every technical logical edge over their foes appears to have assumed the Mongols as a warrior race Would only have worn silk for military purposes and but was there any Historical depictions of silk stopping arrows see if you can find that when I was maybe the Mongols didn't do it Or maybe it was like a theory The AI from Google says that they were so underclosed to help prevent blood loss from arrows and that they had armor that was sewn together with silk But there was no sort of plates that makes my soul so it's like yeah under the order of being kissed by God Just like the the samurai outfits Well, they have this place right right they have the mesh under the plates so they can move around We have one of those samurai outfits out there.

2:13:23It's a real one from the 1800s really freaky freaky to think these days Joe I don't use this time machine to go get it Took a long time on it actually got for me as a gift Ticksel you have to it's like a pain the ass to get it over here. I'd imagine that's a tough thing to buy Yeah, it's a weird thing We talk about doing so they do these like medieval fights like it's almost like MMA and like medieval gear Yeah, we talked about doing it at skankfest, but to ship the armor To Vegas from wherever they were it would be so expensive we'd have to it would be it would make more sense to drive it out in a van Just like the team of people you've seen those Russian videos with those guys beat the fuck out of each other Yeah, yeah, don't do that I can't believe I have to tell you don't do that You get a armor dude.

2:14:06Yeah, and I got a sword bro. You're gonna get hit in this head with a sword You're gonna forget all your jokes. No, sorry No, I got him. I got him a spider silk hat Even if you have that home and on imagine how much I fucking sword ways and it's hit you in that Well the armor is like 120 pounds 130 pounds Would you need around your head to let someone hit you in the head with a sword? I need a lot more than that. Yeah more than that a lot more than that. That would be fun though Bro, you get it to shield to the head You're getting CT mother fucking E you can pretend that you're protected you are not protected from that Remember your jokes the dance and that guy's helmet where he's got hit in the head with a fucking sword and one medieval That's a fucking rules and they're doing it live for what I would describe is not that many people Yeah, for 45 people I know, but if I went to this I would go home and I go I can't believe there's only 45 people This is a cool thing.

2:15:02I'm a giant turkey leg you get a giant goblet gosh we got everything Where's this fair? The dark game where you can win the animal Look at this he's on top of it I'm meeting him with his she's oh my god. This is a weapon. He's meeting him with his weapon That night insane that night had really good top control Bro, that guy got you Fucked up that are you okay? Yee Haha that kind of weight dropping down on your head with that big ass fucking shield and look this virgin He's gonna take us home and off. Hello. Hi guys. Thank you everybody You also have to take into it. You're performing for you You got to take into account the weight of all that armor on his arm and how much more that's driving down the Impressive right?

2:15:48Right just coming down. Yeah, all that weight because it's all covered in steel And then he has his big ass fucking shield and it's steel gloves on and he's coming down on your head with that over and over and over You think that's a terrible way that MMA yeah, yeah, yeah, man that guy got my got it real fucked up Like a different kind of like a crack skull type fucked up. They fed him to a dragon afterwards. I mean that could That seems like that could kill somebody like that that doesn't seem like even with armor on I don't believe that you can be okay from getting hit like that in the head Well also all the shit from like uh from the NFL is like Like the helmet doesn't really matter because if you're when it's cracking against your head and you're rattling around How good that helmet be where you are let it dude with a shield and an iron fucking sleeve on slam down on your head over and over and over again That could crack your skull Well, that's there's no way that's I would do that over power slap any day of the week.

2:16:48Oh, yeah Oh, my god look at these guys have fucking access to this one. This is what I want to do Let's me in you fight this game with spears Let's go here's the thing. I got to run to the bathroom. Don't do this you too And I do want to watch a full pay per view of this now That's a great does rule here's the thing if you allow these guys to have no armor dudes would sign up If you decided you're gonna have a full sword fight version of this with no armor guys would show up with a fucking bikini on right It just slice you up If we decided one day if some crazy country some fucking warlord dictator type dude decided to have actual sword fights with no armor on dudes would do it There's there's enough psychotic men out there Yeah, they'll do it back in the day.

2:17:38There was um we used to watch felony fights dude And those guys would have they would give the two guys nunchucks if I just beat the shed out of each other on a parking lot and just two fucking Mexican guys Well in on each other I remember to smack how many people fuck this white dude up and he he was a good boxer And he cracked him and knocked him out and then when he got on the ground he kept dropping knees on his unconscious Yeah, the way he was bleeding like crazy. It was horrible. Yeah, it was horrible Like you make that sound like seizing up and shit. I was just in that Howard's turn There was an old one where they were talking the people that were good old days the Pia the people that were trying to get on Like that the one -way trip to Mars they were gonna try to do it almost for years like 2012 And they said it wasn't gonna go until 2020 some which I don't think it ever ended up happening but like Like there was they said it was thousands of people We're trying to get on that mission one way trip to die in Mars.

2:18:31Yeah, thousands. Oh to die. Yeah That I said it was it had to be whittled down by the way it's being whittled down to like 16 people so it was not a lot of people but they was like oh, yeah, you had to go through and it's like How many doctors and all that's pretty crazy like how much people willing to do some shit nutty people broke There's a lot of people out there that want to end it They said they said they want to be null they said for sure you they said without for sure But they said odds are you definitely will never make it to Mars And if you get there, it'll it's like it's everything just kind of like you're probably gonna die in root.

2:19:01It takes You're always gonna have people that want to sign up for that kind of stuff. Yeah Whatever the thing is there's like remember back in the day It was a big thing in New York in the 90s there were bug jacers It was like a sect of the gay community that was trying to get aids. Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely There's a there's a great series on Netflix right now called the terror and it's about these guys that try to cross the ice paths And like 1800s and they never they never make it spilt spoiler alert It's fucking dark dude Yeah, it's dark. These just got stranded on a boat with other guys And of course we start eating each other the real story It's based on a real story these these gentlemen actually did do this and they didn't find their body They didn't find anything until like years and years later they went and they found clear Evidence of like people getting cut up.

2:19:49What was the time period? 1800s They just thought they were slick and they're gonna make it across and it was a particularly cold winter and the the ice Never thought in that area and they just got stuck there Did you just got stuck in the ice Developed all around them and they were there for years I mean that like that's like a thing of survival, which I understand But you see people that go to like um, what's the big fish concert?

2:20:13Who's new snacks If it's the what's the mountain uh, they're like the tallest one the hardest one ever Yeah, you see those videos of like the bodies that are like the bodies are now markers Like you get to a certain the name of guy like Jim. It's like that's Jim He's when you're at however many feet high. Yeah, and there's no way to get their bodies back down So they just you have to leave frozen you have to leave them there no one no no one can retrieve them and Stay alive. It's too dangerous. That's wild. It's fucking nuts man You can find like the one of the first guys that ever died up there They're like his it's all white.

2:20:46It looks like a statue and he's face down Face down on the rock frozen and they don't touch the uh see if you can find the image the images I mean somebody must haunting because there's a person who can climb it who can like uh No, no, they'll say that one person that can climb it that can let that's done like something shitty to the stuff up there Yeah, making it probably like you guys get down for yeah, you know when you were kids You take like the reindeer on people's lawns and put them in different Yes, look at this these guys this guy's dead But there's one we that one in the lower left -hand corner Jamie.

2:21:15Cheers. Yes. That one. That's the one Look at that. Wow Bro imagine walking past that and go yeah, that guy's a pussy I'm gonna fucking make it up there. And I'm gonna come back down. I'm gonna jerk off on its back With a fucking Chicago bulls hat on sweetly frozen. Yeah, he's frozen He's dead forever. He's been dead for a long time Look that guy's got old ass clothes on that have been just slowly worn away by time. Yeah, it's amazing Because it's right you're a picture from the 70s, but this what happens like people die like you'll be in a group And somebody dies and go well guys we have to leave him and you're like you're like what?

2:21:54You have to leave them while they're dying. Yeah, you could die. Yeah, like you can't help them. You have to just go And they're just gonna die a slow death look at these guys got trapped. I can't believe people agree to like do Like that sentences, but like then there's something like the submersible thing that was just like Everyone was like cheers and champagne like this the best and then just ends immediately. Oh, they saved that guy Look who got trapped. Oh my god. Imagine getting trapped like that. And that's it You just slowly die Wishing you could just get shot in the head and not have to slowly die.

2:22:24That's so insane It's all so insane and it's just to get to the top to say you got there I mean is it how exhilarating it has to be so I bet it's not that great Well, it's probably you realize you can do something very difficult Which a lot of people have a desire to do and it's also bragging right for a lot of dickheads Just let it let it dickheads will I tell you I've been in Nepal. I went up to Everest. I really helped the community And there's a lot of people they just do it for street. We're the acoustic guitar song up there. It's pretty gay Some people they just want to fucking challenge themselves though in some insane way where they might die I think it's when you don't have kids the all any of those things like skydiving all I never I always wanted the skydive And I'm terrified of heights, but as soon as I had a kid I was like I'm not the same I'm the same.

2:23:07Yeah, unnecessary risk and I said now is my daughter's older too like having that thing where it's like Now she'd have to be like what happened in your daily Motorbike ride and open yeah motorcycle I think he turned it was raining and he turned on his motorcycle a little too fast I was gonna get a motorcycle license. I was sitting in traffic and I was just watching cars or motorcycle zip between me And I was like dude, I got to get a motorcycle and it was maybe the fifth time that I crashed my car in 2022 That I was like this is gonna be the death of me that's Lewis had a moment where he was like I don't think I should do armored fighting or get a motorcycle Maybe neither of these are good.

2:23:41I have I have to trust you except pee Fuck on my show Listen it's note you're leaving the number one show and the The number one show in the world being left in the hands of the Legion of Skanks. What could possibly go wrong? Let's take calls Lewis Jamie open phone lines What if it just turns out there's been phone lines the entire time just people have been waiting to get on What do you know? Three since some new ideas for the show It's all but it's all way behind It's all a guy who's like I want to say something to Brian Redban. This is your years late, sir Yes, I've been on hold for 17 years This going well guys what you guys think because you don't pretty well so does he like us?

2:24:23I don't know I think I think you too. I think this Joe fell has a future in broadcasting. Oh, yeah, he's stick with that I used to do it all right. I'll give him some notes, but um Man, I'll tell you what though his His like on air Stuff is a kutramon to the table is very different than ours. It's cooler than ours. We's have a racist bear We've erased. I feel I like to think we're getting there Yeah, we are but no one's ever made his art out of drums or stuff like that. It's all really cool stuff This is an actual dinosaur head It's a real skull. Yeah, he was like dude. This is actually in a real UFO We actually went to Mars and found a miniature UFO.

2:25:02Oh, isn't this like a tyrannosaurus windpipe or something I don't even think I'm wrong about that. I think it's something like that Jamie is that what we're looking at? Maybe a walrus dick up there somewhere Uh, it does. It's kind of look like a walrus dick now that you mentioned that was pulled out of uh the permafrost in Alaska This was yes, he looks like shaved or saw in there. That was the no one knows why It's all flat like that That's the thought Dude if I steal the thing from the permafrost everybody take a little thing Dave take a commemorative coin. I'm gonna take dice to cigarette No, I don't need to steal anything.

2:25:36I'll be back. We should leave some shit. Yeah, Dave Dave we really dumb you down for the show, huh? Oh, we're having fun boys No, I don't think so Jamie was telling us about this Yeah, unfrozen walrus dick or something. Yeah, yeah, it's um a bone That's not oh, no, it's we actually have a walrus What is it? What kind of bone is it? What kind of bone is it? The walrus dick bone. Where is that? Is that in the other studio? We got a walrus dick bone is it not very bit it's very it's fucking huge Giant this big walrus sticks actually have bones. Yeah, there's what is it called the perbas kiss? What is it called?

2:26:15Dude is that a nose isn't it perbascus? I know Can you blow down this bottle? That's right back. It's like that It's called a baculum it's a bone. That's it That's what they look like that's giant and that's an actual walrus is cock. Yeah, that's why they're always hailing Hitler Big fancy. Yeah, they have it's actually a bone because nature doesn't have time for your hard -hands You get a bone with us. It's like too complicated to raise kids like you got to be really into this I want you to be like in the mood. Yeah fully committed with your dogs have bones or the dogs us. No, yeah they do Yeah, don't they find it's not a recent Are you fucking?

2:26:53I think cats have bones. I don't know if dogs have bones. Isn't there a don't they all have bones? This is a Loch Ness monster actually like a whale flipping upside down and his cock coming out of the water Nah, I've heard that the Loch Ness monster photo the famous one is fake as fuck But they said it's actually if you see a whale flipping over on its back and it's dick It's what it looks like they said probably much could have been that nah it's horseshit or it's a sturgeon probably a sturgeon Canine baculum. Yeah, yes, they have dog dick. They have dogs have a bone in their penis Yeah, it's called a bet so they have a same thing baculum.

2:27:24Yeah, it doesn't taste like it as a bone in it I think it's only us. I think that we're the chips and the primates the only ones that god doesn't trust like you can't have a bone That it's just use it all day long. You never build houses. It's a good god made the right call on that one 100 % it's too easy for us to fuck so the bone dies off that's probably what happened because it's too easy Because if we just bread like we're already overpopulated we not really But I mean if you wanted to look at us compared to any other animal the balance is way off. There's way more us Than there are them wherever we're one every fucking part of the country every part of the world Do have one which ones?

2:28:02It's not a Oh, we got robbed uh the cool ones. This is gorilla and chimpanzees The baculum of the dog's penis. Did you watch that thing yet the lady who uh the chim crazy on HBR? I love pretty well. Do you think gorillas have them? Gorillas of them on so that's exactly what happened. You do not want to get fucked by a gorilla We developed agriculture and cities in the bone one away because then we would just fuck all day We would never figure out cities. Well it said chimps have them which are supposed to be our closest No, where's their phone? I wanted to get his cell phone to get a piece of the bone.

2:28:36Yeah, it's throwing shit at each other It's like whatever the the common ancestor of us in chimpses that was the split was there like look We're gonna go in this direction where we build civilization and the chimps were like we're gonna keep our dick bones So good luck. That's exactly what happened. They they had a conversation I'm like I get it. I understand why you want to do it the female has one. She's a bone and her clitoris damn I'm as hard she comes wait. There's a clip bone. Yeah, buddy Well, it probably has to be because all animals that are mammals they start off as female anyway, right?

2:29:09Like the same process I think for primates in that right this way boy You say the end loses penis aren't done yet. We haven't grown enough There is definitely a market for grinding down dick bones and fucking put it in your drinks or something And try to let's probably right up there with tiger bones. I guarantee it I guarantee that they grind dick bones down in certain cultures. Yeah, well certain cultures like they they will want to drink Rhino tea because it's naughty You know they they know rhinos are an endangered species, but they cut their fucking horns off just to make tea And they're supposed to make your your dick hard For real it's like a fucking positive just because it's like so crazy I'm a naughty boy.

2:29:51I'm gonna serve you some you know imagine you go over a guy's house like what a fucking house Look, let's get you want some fucking rhino horn tea Wow, you've got the real shit I don't want to fucking dodo bird that guy's got a raccoon I'll record on his back and they sell them on they sell oh, I need one Look at that going yeah, I need a raccoon bone dick. You know what a raccoon one you want to fucking like a big old Yeah, I'll do dick I'll be your dick when the knife open shirt That's what happened we went we were like I don't need the dick bone. I want to figure out space travel You can't figure out space travel if you have that dick bone You can just like one of the other way a little bit once they developed the bulletproof skin the next thing is gonna be a re -emergence of the dick bone And then it was gonna fight against it Viagra you're gonna be like fuck you earn it.

2:30:38Yeah, yeah You know You'd put a lot as a stop bulletproof skin because of the because this thing goes all you have to let you get a follow the money It's gonna be a bulletproof dick bone for sure if you're gonna put a dick bone in there. Why make it a regular bone? I like the thing can't break if a girl gets crazy the CEO of Viagra like as this podcast is out is in a room somewhere going They're talking about it on the Joe Rogan experience. All right. This threatens our entire business model once AI goes live That's gonna be one of the first things we fix Bring back the dick bone We've already devolved enough with we realize this is like a limit you get to the end of the road and civilization has to collapse and start over again But in the meantime, we're gonna need that dick bone back.

2:31:19That's that might be the thing that drives the collapse Yeah, once you get the dick bone. There's no more need for civilization No, I think civilization collapses and then the reemergence of the dick bone becomes a necessity because you have to fuck very quickly because you get Need for animals, okay. All right. I got it. Yeah, and so there's madness cannibal gangs in the streets fucking block takeovers times a million Juggalose And you're gonna need a dick bone because you have 13 seconds to impregnate your wife And then hope that neither one of you gets eaten on the way to the lake You're like that was my that was my third wife by the way.

2:31:57I'll have a fourth one soon But you guys just the skull of a wind dingo in evil mythical forest creature. It's a mule deer Oh, it's a mule deer. This is the regular deer. Did you kill that one? Yeah, it was the first animal They told you you killed the crocodile that's out there. It's alligator. So yeah Yeah, sorry. That's like that's misgeneral I just want show actually get mad at me. No, no, no, I didn't but crocodiles are like that's a bigger accomplishment That's a scarier animal way scarier. That is a huge alligator. That is a massive beast big as a Wait, the crocodile is scarier than the alligator.

2:32:30Yeah, we scarier What is it that makes them scarier? We bigger we more aggressive. Chase some of us are here to learn we look stupid Because that The fucking terrifying If we you know, they found a bunch of them in the Everglades in Florida You know, they're same assholes that let loose their fucking pythons So he's a bunch of them have let loose some giant nile crocodiles. Oh, it was the guy that was he's riding like the fan boat through and then all the sudden like the ground is more Oh, that's a dino. I think that's in coast or rica. I think that video. I don't think that video is in America I might might actually be a different kind of crocodile.

2:33:06It might be in the Amazon That I don't believe that's America But the ones in America the ones they're spotting they have like a kill on site order for them in the Everglades because if you Have a fucking a population of breeding nile crocodiles and It's over. It's fuck your golf like there Kill sites of funny thing if you're unarmed you just see what out there to go The government said I gotta kill this thing on site like let's go mother fucker. How do you have an alligator? You have to shoot it How many to the to date have they killed in the The Everglades Because they've they've spotted It's more than four I think So the problem is they don't look through much of the Everglades.

2:33:47It's too crazy It's so thick the the whole middle of Florida is like Florida is the dick of the country and that that dick is infested with monster soup It's just it's just python Pythons and fucking crocodiles and alligators everywhere and there's no mammals left like 90 % of the mammals in the Everglades are gone The crocodiles just fucking know the pythons the pythons killed everything pythons have killed everything But that's just like very recent Bythons are killing alligators they eat alligators Jesus American Crocs it says when I look it up, but no no no um nile crocodiles and now Navigates for sure they I was watching a news thing now Crox now.

2:34:28Yeah, there it is. Wow. That's something on reddit yeah 10 years ago someone caught it on the there's been more than one though. I think there's been four different ones that they've caught I don't know how my algorithm got this, but it was like if you ever get attacked by it It must have been a crocodile me it was an alligator, but they told you what to do You punch in the nose and put it through it's always by the way step one is always stay calm Yeah, no first thing you want to do Do I do I do I do You got to roll with it because it's going to try to roll you right and then if you have an opportunity Play dead because then it'll think you're dead or it said punch in it is no Which is the funny I'll take all the tall areas you take on that shit try tickling at different places you ain't doing shit My friend Jim shot you don't know that you're maybe it'll tickle a fucking alligator My friend Jim shocky got sent to Africa to hunt them because they were killing these people in this village That everybody in the village is like missing a hand.

2:35:26They all had like bites taken out of them These crocodiles were like targeting these people like they were food And so they brought in this professional hunter this guy was a friend of mine Jim shocky And he went to Africa and shot these crocodiles Gee why was there one of the ladies got taken One of the ladies was Washing clothes in the in the river and they just fucking snatched out maybe don't wash clothes in the river But this is how crazy does they develop like a system where they stick logs in the ground And like this circular area because they think the crocodiles can't come through it But I think the crocodiles are figuring out how to go on the ground when everyone's sleep and then slip right into that and wait Don't uh don't lions do that shit in Africa too like they really hunt humans Oh really they'll really like plan it out and shit.

2:36:09Do you ever see that valentium movie? Do you have people whistles? Some dude No it'd be like who wants to pussy I Got wild Are you guys hearing that I'm gonna go check this out real quick I want to suck your dick The alien of the predator like the guy who comes down and fucks people up. Why doesn't he hunt us that way with calls? Wouldn't that be more exciting for him? Yeah, instead of just running people down and fucking taking their heads By getting the morning first trick them into going on a wellness retreat Like A deer blind like a wellness retreat. Yeah, dude if you're a duck you think you're about to get laid and you fucking just get blasted in the head Well, they think it's the same place to land.

2:37:00It's even more despicable They take rubber ducks and they put them everywhere like oh it's a party And then you come in and just imagine being a duck and just getting blasted out of the sky like how Yeah, that sucks. I thought I had to worry about dogs and things like that I didn't think I'd worry about getting blasted out of the fucking sky duck is delicious though It is delicious meat. Yeah, and it's probably fun to blast him out of the sky I haven't done that particular activity, but I bet it's a good time. Just fucking pop the hatch Boom boom boom and then you cook them up that night nice Yeah, it's got to be a lot of fun, but you got to be careful.

2:37:34You don't eat a buckshot that that's a real issue Because you don't always get all the little babies because of shotguns you shoot it up there It's a scatter that's how you can shoot birds and it's not to the migrants to they just grab and break their neck and cook them up That's the better we do it really yeah no bucks. I needed no bucks. I need it. Get those bitch -ass domesticated ducks that are subject to grabbing Those park ducks. They don't know any better yet Just oh yeah, I don't yeah, I assume you can't just eat like lake duck you could can you yeah? I'm sure you could eat them up Say is that like is there any kind of good to it doesn't take when I go to that when I get it I'd be good duck is that the same duck that you just see in like a like central park there's different kinds of ducks Some ducks are called diver ducks and those are the least Appetizing because diver ducks go all the way down to the bottom of the of the where the ground is The surf the bottom of the lake and they eat all the algae and all the bullshit and like anything is down there They eat anything they eat dead fish and all kinds of rotten things and the idea is that they they're not very tasty But the other ducks There's did like mowards and different ducks that like people hunt they don't dive You know they they eat things that are like on the surface.

2:38:43They don't go down and eat the muck But I've had diver duck that was really well prepared by a chef Sky owns died -do -ing in town. It's an amazing restaurant And he cooked it fantastic it was awesome and this is the ones who eat all the bad shit, but it still tastes good You can yeah, you could still do it right. It's just an involved process You know like he had to he brined them and did a bunch of different things and marinated them But the ultimately you can't eat them, but I think like a regular duck the kind that are like sitting on the pond You could snatch one of those up up. I bet it would be just like a regular duck that you should have this guy It's just a duck well fellas.

2:39:21We know what we're doing after this. Well I mean if you came from a country where there's no Food and all the sudden they flew you into Ohio and like why are we all here like no one tells you not to eat the ducks Right, there's just ducks there now that maybe you don't even speak English So there's only science ain't don't kill the ducks and you say oh look ducks kill ducks When you wouldn't you automatically grab a duck? I feel like you came from a place where there's no food Oh, yeah, no, I'm not blaming the Haitians Peacan duck is the most popular duck to eat peacan duck meat is known for its mild satisfying flavor easily adapts to a number of cuisines There's a lighter flesh and milder flake So this is not peacan But this is this is like domestic ducks.

2:40:07That's what they're showing here So like if you buy duck in a restaurant you're not really buying wild duck you're buying a domesticated duck But there's wild ducks that taste really good and there's wild ducks that are a little funky and those those the ones that they call Diver ducks Yeah, there's like fish I might want fishing in Puerto Rico when deep sea fishing and there's like certain fish that like they eat Or I guess the bigger the fish were like the The eat like all the algae and stuff off the reef and I guess if the fish was really big You had to like throw it back because you can get like really sick I think it's the toxins from the fish they eat they eat stuff off the reef.

2:40:43Oh right. You're right about that actually Yeah, yeah, we caught some baracuda and they're like on this area you can keep them But if you catch them over there you can't keep them you can't eat them It's weird. It's like it's and especially with like big game species Because those there's ones that they just won't eat It's too risky. It's pretty wacky. We could when fishing on a Perch tour this summer and they caught a thing and like it looked like he was gonna like I thought he was gonna like gut the fish right there on the boat But what he was doing was uh when you pull them up very fast Like uh, they get like the bends So it looks so violent, but they're actually saving the fish They're gonna throw them back and they like just like stab them almost like underneath the thing and like it just like let's the air out and they're able to live Fish get the bends.

2:41:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, the pressure that their body has to be under when they're like 500 feet underwater is insane and so when they go to the top their organs like come out through their mouth It's crazy look so yeah, it's it looks like it's filled up So he's like you like let the air of a balloon and then the fish are moving again He threw them back on like I think I cooked a lobster once and you're supposed to put the knife into the back of its head You're not supposed to just boil it, but I couldn't do it. I was like there's no way that's what it looks like The guy's eyeballs pop out and his tongue pops out.

2:41:53I've seen that happen. It's kind of like ari It's very It looks like a wacky like like a like a card you'd get it Spencer's In their fish called the juu fish There is right. Let's get filled to fish But that's uh, I mean imagine what that does to your body going from 500 feet down in the fucking ocean to pulling up to the top Yeah, he just pops out. Yeah, that doesn't sound fun Why isn't that not the case probably that's probably exactly what would happen if you went to the moon took your helmet off Well, we've never really gone. Let's put it on me. Call sit happens on Mars Jufish there you go over Do you think the other fish you put the Hitler fish please?

2:42:37It's a gala. Yeah Is lay one person who's gonna lie in group only one fish can get to the bottom of this problem Do they have a disproportionate control of the fish media? I'm just wondering is that didn't that fish banks a juu fish is a gala. I think I popped it in the Google says Atlantic gala Wow, let me see that motherfucker Well, I'm here for your rent money Look at that picture with the diamond Look at that picture with the diver that's fucking insane. That's like a large mouth bass that could eat a person if I saw that I would think that I was about to be murdered. I would not be comfortable with that thing being right next to me I would think that I shrunk Right Mindside of a small fish tank Bro if you were a little kid if like if you were a four -year -old kid and you went diving free diving near that There's a real likelihood that thing swallows you 800 pounds.

2:43:29Oh, yeah, jufishing your babies. Let's spread that rumor. You ever seen large mouth bass take out a duckling No, but I want to now they take them out they take out birds There's a guy that was developing a lure for there's a giant pike called a musky They're notoriously hard to catch and they're enormous like real Ancient fish looks like a monster and the hard cats they're they call them like the the fish of 10 ,000 casts And so this guy developed a lure for them. That's a duck It's a little ducky. We would have cost the water. It's very effective for a musk. He's like the fuck up ducks Jeez they're huge deal like this big Have you seen one?

2:44:11No, I don't think so pull up a photo. They've got one on a right here. Oh, there is That's a large mouth bass, but um Google uh musky Giant just Google giant musky That's them wow look at that thing Well, the fucking things are crazy and they're super predators Yeah, they take out ducks and all kinds of things and if you you want to catch them you have to have a big ass lure Look at that look at the size of their fucking mouth is just covered in teeth like a barracuda Is there a video of one of these things like eating a duck? Oh, yeah for sure If you have the catch you have to dress like antifa.

2:44:51Yeah Those get this weapon You hit it with a bike lock You got to catch those motherfuckers in some cold ass water just like northern pike. Do you fish will not replace us? Look at this giant musky eats a duck here it goes Come on baby Oh Faked this out cock sucker Oh, I thought that was it. This is solid. It was a solid bit Okay musky eats duck gotta sit through an ad okay. Is this a duck lure? Yeah, unless he's got a duck with a hook through it that monster And that fucked up like you hate mice you kill mice at the mouse trap But if you went fishing with a mice in a hook people oh you piece of shit What is wrong with you?

2:45:39Like live bait right you put it right through their eyes, but if you do that to a mouse Everybody would get very upset with you you piece of shit and that crazy like you kill him with a spring Wack and everybody's like oh, yeah, mouse trap good job And it's not like that's a humane way to kill him you can talk to a mouse for a I got lost on a YouTube or anyone's with a guy who made homemade mouse traps and he would like Create little systems to to drown mice and rats and buckets. Yeah, it was great. Oh, yeah They like sent to like a bucket. Yes, they're in dry. That is crazy. That was a little bit crazy It's New York right yeah his system of mice and rats and it just catches them and puts them in the buckets to drown And then guys the end of the month he just has like a buckets of mice and it's so crazy.

2:46:19You guys see that Netflix documentary rats No, it's all about rats in New York City rats all over the country and no Oh, it's fucking horrible. There's I think the biomass of rats in New York City is equal or greater to the biomass of human beings. Oh yeah There are so many rats in New York City. There's so many. You know, not that is thinking about how many people walking on the street And think about the idea that the number of rats is greater This is eat rats shit. Do you know horrible the entire under -nice You're This is a bullshit estimate estimate that they're approximately three million rats in New York City Which is close to a third of the city's population no way more so 50 % increase from a decade ago This is the AI over we do have a rat czar now, so maybe she's doing her shit I think the documentary was saying that they're Here it is right here.

2:47:13There are 8 .2 million humans average mass of 70 kilograms about two million rats That is not true. There's not too Who knows how many like one said there's two million one said there's What's gonna be what's gonna be not say for this girl saying it with her pussy You got deleted oh there's no good Measurement how many rats are yeah, there's not like a guy going down there's like everybody hold still 14 How would you possibly not you cannot they're just justifying their job just like the people in the homeless commission No fucking way you can tell me how many rats there are in New York City no, there's no fucking I parked my car once It was back in the day when you had a use cell phones or uh Payphones rather and I was pumping gas it was in the Bronx and I went over to this pay phone and I'm on the pay phone I'm watching rats jump out of the wheel of my car Jump into the engine bay jump all around it.

2:48:07They were coming out of the sewer and jumping on the car It was that's why I started two minutes on the phone going what the fuck? I didn't realize so I lived in the city what a problem that is rats will go inside you leave your car like sitting for days at a time Rats will get inside like chew like wires and fucking like fuck your car. It's crazy So it sits for over a hundred years nearly everyone has believed New York is about eight million rats a ratio of one Human to one rat the theory began the 1900s when author and rat expert W. R. Boolter Hypothesis that in England there was a ratio of one human to one rat however Alback points out that the hypothesis was erroneously applied in New York City and is widely quoted to this day Many expert has debunked You know what I lost a lot of faith in experts over the last few years.

2:48:50I see some fucking data You know, it's actually 36 humans to one rat. I don't know about that. I don't think you know that I don't think you know. I mean under under the grounds like how do you possibly know the entire subway systems are full of fucking rats Didn't say after that Jamie someone said it's one to one. What does it say? 150 the New York City helped the parliament back to one to one okay That's probably more accurate and it's probably even worse now There's still fucking way you know the whole the tunnels that's all filled. Oh, dude In the city and the we all you know lived in the city for years and years, but Jay still does But they'll be every now and then they'll just be like a block where there's like construction or something like that Like there's something open in the ground And don't know you just have to walk through and you have just have to like Stomp your way through it because there's just rats everywhere It's the fucking one stupid.

2:49:40It's like it feels like your skin is like oh, dude I've never seen it with rats for but I will say and I found out what it was after but To about first time New York thing happening was uh, I was just outside Smoking a cigarette on my stoop when I was in East Village And then all of a sudden I was like hmm. That's weird Three roaches walking by in the daylight for like that's kind of weird. You don't see that a lot Just like you know, it's like three different times three different roaches. I'm like that's pretty strange and then Several more and then rich motel telling you uh, and I'm telling you me within five minutes Falling off the buildings Our superintendent came out and he was like what's going on?

2:50:19And then they all we saw like landing on his show He was freaking out and then we went inside came out a couple hours later And there was thousands of them down on the street and I go what happened he goes. Oh, that's what they do in New York whenever they like bomb a building for uh Like roaches it just shoots them to other buildings So that's what it was just he goes oh one building there's they're probably trying to sell a building So they bombed it for a roaches and it just sends tens of thousands of them out onto the street Millions I mean, I'm told when I was saying like it wasn't you couldn't take a step and not be stepping on like the carcasses of like 50 on but they just do they like waterbugs the big ones The New York that's the ones Jay's talking about.

2:50:59Yeah, the big water was the most disgusting creature in the world Those waterbugs in New York City. That's what you see He said oh, it was crawling and then all of a sudden it just takes flight and comes at you We're like well and it's like one month a year that they actually fly But when they do man, they just become the grossest thing if you want to live in a big city That's just part of the program. Yeah, it's can't get rid of them can't get rid of the rats either It's not like anyone's incompetent. It's too deep. You would have to move out. It's our job to go Let the rats have it. Yeah, you'd have to move out and then nuke it from space Well, there's all types of like I live out in the country now and there's all types of animals that I don't love that are around But nothing's gross like right like it's like there's like a bobcat that we've caught on our camera a few times I'm like, I don't really want that thing around But it's not cool though.

2:51:46Yeah, it's cool. It's not like disgusting Just like gross animals. I live a little closer to the city in Jersey. I get some gross animals Do we have those what do they get one of them? Yeah, Puerto Rican? What are one of the things that was like a big problem in New York last summer? Black last winter right the bugs. Yeah. Oh, there's still there back there back this year lantern flies There are those invasive so it came over in a so in 2020 in the summer of 2020 They started in plus They're being funded by the U .M. They were brought over they were doing work on the high line But I know they said in the summer of 2020 we started seeing these little bugs We had never seen before and they said they're supposed to kill it They said you're supposed to kill it if you see it and immediately we're like I don't work for you government I'm not going around killing your bugs and then by the next summer there was like 10 times as many And the next summer they were like 10 times many and they look like moths with like a red underbelly or kind of Yeah, they're like a little red.

2:52:41They're almost kind of pretty looking until there's a bunch of them And they kind of fly out of the house when I saw them I thought they were like beautiful little butterflies And it was like oh they're nice and then I heard that they were a problem and then they skeave me out like They fucked up they fuck up plants, but they came over The high line in New York was doing something they brought in plants from China and they came in here Is that why yeah, so they came in all through the docks and these plants from China and now it's just they are there and It's it's crazy. It's about a month month and a half They are a like the roof of my building you can't go on the roof of my building like there's Say it's a thing like tens of thousands of them all over there.

2:53:19There was a lady up there once I might walked up there covered in them like fucking candy man From now on I do it's crazy. She's accepting it. I was like oh god. She was accepting me But they're evolving too and the fact that the first year that I was aware of them The first year I was aware of them you could step on them and they didn't really do much Now they fly and they run around and if you have no screen on your window If you open a window and you're at they will there will be a hundred of them in a room. Oh my god It's so disgusting. It was only like this for like two weeks last summer But there were two weeks where my yard was unusable.

2:53:53Yeah, like you just could not go. It's about a month One of the ones that they come up every like however many years they come up out of the ground and Not these get it. So Kate is that's a in Jersey as well The kids are cool though they make cool sounds they make really cool sounds You find they're like carcasses like the hollowed out carcasses of bodies all over the place They're not trying to run through your bathroom. No, no and these things are But they're killing all like plants and stuff too. Yeah, it's really bad But they're like if you read one article it's like here's New York's five -year plan to get rid of the lantern flies And the next article's like no, they're just here like this is gonna be a month every year Wow, China got us twice And they land on you they're not they're not a free.

2:54:33That's it two strikes China. Don't you try this shit again They do they land right on your face and your head and your body Did they come over in some sort of a cargo ship or something? Yeah, I think it was like it was in plants that they were bringing I'm pretty sure Fauci made them They're pretty cool looking Maybe they can vaccinate us that way Genetically engineer misgitos to run around back to these people They would do this thing in my old place where you feel like On we'd have like on the there's like a slide and glass door And we'd have just like the screen open and it was like in the weeks where it was bad every 10 minutes You'd look over there and there's like four of them on there and then you hit the screen And they kind of fly off but then they just fly right back and if you like left the room and came back You'd come back and there's 50 of them like on you're just gross Yeah, it's not fun.

2:55:25I'm a real chick when it comes to bugs and creepy things you're normal Yeah, people like bugs are weird. They are weird people keep bugs in their house like look that's your enchilla I'm gonna feed it in mouse Oh, yeah, anything anything ike he's not my thing So I went home with a girl years ago from a diner turns that she was a tarantula she was a tarantula It was it was weird pets and in the in the final straw where for I left we didn't hook up because when she was like Oh, you got to let my my bino rat crawl on you and I was like I'm just gonna go like this is not worth it I had a buddy who hooked up with this girl and she had a crocodile monitor She had a crocodile monitor in her house.

2:56:02It's a pet you can keep it as a pet Wait, what is it it's a crocodile monitor. It's the creepiest looking lizard that you could buy from a exotic pet store You could buy him you could have that This this girl apparently had that he was like yo red flag The girl has some opportunities to add a nickel one that I hated Is lady thought she was on games at thrones shade her own dragon She's you said you watched you said you watched that chim crazy thing. Yeah, it's lonely old women will can throw Heart -fought emotion into anything in the world Yeah, women are caregivers. What is the bottom they they get chimps?

2:56:36They they want to keep these chimps and raise them this lady this fucking champ attacked her friend tore her face off That's an animal uncle. Yeah, one of the dog about her is not about that lady, but they talk about that What is horrifying point is that lady got a champ after that another one she missed to have her to a champ They're cool. It got murdered. I went to that the dock annals place down in my middle beach with my son You know, it's like they're one of the it was in the tiger tiger king dogumentary Yeah, but they didn't just have tigers they had like the baby tigers, which was awesome But they had like chimps they came out and they had like it was it was a really really cool experience who twos Who twos and what do you do?

2:57:13Yeah, no, it was definitely they were torturing these animals, but it was definitely worth the $500 I spent to get it They castrate those chimps too Most of them The one that one in Connecticut though they didn't the mind blowing thing was that part of why he like oh, yeah Yeah, the way more aggressive. They're not cast I had the guys on the guys who made the documentary Oh the show he uh that chimped crazy thing it's I was blowing away actually by how much stuff I mean like She made them weirdly self -sufficient on something when she throw A mcnauggets. Mm -hmm. It wasn't the open the mcnaugets then they throw them she goes oh, and here's your sauce like a sweet like a sweet and sour sauce And the monkey knows how to go like like rip the lid off and like think yeah We're a dip in it though.

2:57:57I kept asking them like did they dip like why didn't you show that they dipped like they just drank that stuff Oh, yeah, cuz there's a weird line there. It's like if they dip you're almost like maybe they deserve rights I don't know like if you if you go I'm not gonna have a dry nugget. I know it like the black sodas. Yeah, drink them. Yep. Yeah, they don't just like bite the top off of a yeah Listen to things too. She could say grab that paper and don't grab the paper give it back to her give her the garbage when she give Mcnaugets and shit, but she has to keep me in a cage Because he's a male he's a grown male and they'll just go crazy and just rip your face off and there's nothing you can do about it They were given that chance to put a person.

2:58:32They were given them cool aid at dock annals place They were like if she had these they were chugging the cool aid these champs. They were fucking they loved it I never really scared. Do they came down they like they like and they were like you weren't at all But I just thought you were about to make a really racist joke like I'll just I'm 100 % like they love cool. They're like easy. They'll come on man No, but like they came down and they were just so like kind of like walking around us They were full so they were like six feet tall. It was fucking Dude that's terrifying. Yeah, they were they could do a full grown champs They were full grown champs and they they just felt that any moment that they could just lose their shit and just take over If they just wanted to at any moment they could just attack you then that's what you ever say that one with the guy was like with his Bear he had a trained bear.

2:59:11You have this guy stands still the guys just stand still and the bear just decides to rip his neck off Just out of nowhere. I know I'm thinking of the one I'm a joke about it. There was a joke about him that day. Yeah, but that's a different one. That's a different one That's a karate the karate yeah, this is different. This is a guy who's just standing there And it's a bear that was in a bunch of movies was a bear that was like a trained bear and this bear out of nowhere Just decides to rip this guy's throat apart. What kind of bear a grizzly? Okay, those are the because what do I got in Jersey by me?

2:59:40It's black bears black bears. They're not still kill people. Oh, yeah They killed a kid at Rutgers When someone has to scream though like the name they give like chimpanzees and stuff like He's biting or fingers Oh It's a funny thing because especially like little kids like they all of their like stories and shows and it's all like nature Personified and things like that like I remember like um my my daughter when she was like three asking me why like bugs are running away from her Like why is this spider running away or whatever it is? It's like It's like well, you know, he thinks you're gonna kill it because you might actually kill it But then you almost bears especially the young ones look so fucking cute Would you just look at them?

3:00:30You know, I don't know how to bail a cub. You're dead already tiger cub It's a nature's dirt track. Yeah, it is the awful thing of it That's the problem with like they said about like having chimpanzees his pets is like for a while It's totally fine And then one day it's just not and that one that uh rip the lady's face off did you see like that video? They show a video of like they should have known this was kind of gonna happen because A kid one time picked up a shoe off the floor that like The the monkey wanted and then he goes over and he's coming after me and it looks a little aggressive But it's still like he's not that big so it doesn't look that scary But then we just make some move like to grab it the shirt and whatever and you see the kid like almost falls over He's like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and they have to like all kind of Jump in front of the monkey like yeah over something.

3:01:12He's unaware the guy's He knew he did wrong. He just grabbed the shoe off the floor and the monkey wanted that shoe and didn't know how to tell him I just decided to beat the fuck out of the little kid and it does They're general's Right, that's what they do. They take their fingers off. Yeah, they take your generals off so you can't Fork create anymore. They'll bite your feet off Yeah, really don't shit. Don't keep them as you know what they don't do they don't kill people in that crazy They just may me just rip you apart That's what's really nuts. They don't they don't kill people. They don't kill people There's very few instances of chimpanzees killing people they kill these guys are saying they kill people Like as far as like little kids get snatched up in Africa You know like if you're a child or your baby and your near aggressive hungry chimpanzees and you leave the kid alone They could still steal your kid.

3:01:55There's been it's system stealing kids Yeah, well they eat monkeys all the time that that I've seen videos of which is insane I think I saw you playing it on the show chim seating monkey chim seating monkeys is like dark Well, they didn't know they didn't till at and bro went into the woods and he started filming And then he got this footage of these chimps setting up an ambush when these monkeys and they rip them apart while they're a lot Yeah, they torture and the death got them alive and he's just eaten them Fuckin dick first just pulling chunks of meat off of them It's when they're ripping arms off and handed to their friends And you see the most because we're so related to them It's so much more gruesome, but like I did I watch like nature as metal.

3:02:35It's a great follow an Instagram And I just did I watch a fucking Align like eat a baby out of an animal up stomach and like just swallow it like a pill. You're like oh that's awesome horrible Komodo dragons of the scariest they just swallow everything whole F***ing loads are pretty All four legs are handed out of the mouth still yeah, no animals have there's not a lot of Emotion in their faces of those to like those pretty lizards so like they eat a whole goat and then they're just like Yes, like on the next thing no highs no lows Yeah Do you use eight of fucking goat like dude? Why'd you got bird eat a mammal?

3:03:11It's just one of the weird it just doesn't look like it should happen So like it looks to be like a bird or like it'd be like a sea bird a big a seagull and I'll like pick up a squirrel and just Rats they kill rats all the time. They eat them swallum hole. There's crazy videos of seagull swallum and rats whole All right, we got to bring the seagulls into Manhattan We'll figure out we'll figure out the seagull problem next Seagulls are gonna eat your cat. They're gonna eat everything Once they run out of rats what they won't well That's what the reasons why the Hollywood Hills aren't filled with rats is because of coyotes Right the more coyotes there are the less rats.

3:03:43We uh one time in I think actually it was the last time that we all did Uh your show together the three of us did it and it was back when you were in LA and I was staying in some air B &B out in the hills and me and my wife Herd we were literally sleeping at night and we heard I believe coyotes attacking a dog And it was like the saddest thing to hear because you just you you hear them like come up and then it's like 30 seconds So if it's like And my my wife loves dogs she was like crying and she's like we have to do something and I was like we will be doing nothing But letting this happen you can't do it.

3:04:25It's already too late. That's pitch blackouts I was gonna go out there with a lantern What a pussy they usually don't kill people the last time a coyote killed a personal record was uh There was a Canadian folk singer She lived in a part of Canada with a coyotes that started eating moose Because they were running out of things to eat and they they realized that if they bite on moose's legs Especially like young mooses they could take them out And then they could eat them and kill them so they were going after thing they were accustomed to going after things larger than them So they started to learn they kill this lady Wow, and we know female folk singers they are big I don't know she is big.

3:05:02I don't think she was in fact. I think she was pretty small It might have been an honest mistake. They thought it was a moose Like we were used to this and that's how much folk music sucks Where they don't give a fuck about you That's more likely you live in a place where there's actual bears like new Jersey so bad that the mayor ran on a platform Of having bears The bear hunting be removed and then once he was in office He's like fuck that start hunting them again. Yeah, because there's so many human bear interact New Jersey has more bears per capita than anywhere in the lower 48. Yeah, there's really yeah new Jersey You're jerseys got a lot of bears.

3:05:36Yeah, we got a lot of crazy wild mountains. Why? Because the thing is forget about the like the was it Ramapoh mountains like it's it's Gets rural is shit Jersey or cold the garden state But everyone when they think of Jersey to think a newer Jersey sure because so big that we say Jersey now you're imagining that Hair in the fucking fist puppet guys most of New Jersey is not anything like that. It's just Mountains and woods You know a lot of hunting and Jersey. Yeah, there's like red necks in New Jersey. Oh, yeah Yeah, you ever see me out of the furnace like explores that whole thing was Christian bail Casey Affleck will him to foe really and will he harrow some played the character of like a Those like mountain people like just you know, meth trade cousin fucking.

3:06:21It's like. It's really like they make it like a weird place Jersey saw it's actually on the border of it says Ramapoh mountains. I think yeah Jim Miller you have see fighter lives in New Jersey and like the woods. Yeah, yeah, it's a spartan New Jersey That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. You would think New Jersey everybody thinks smog stacks and yeah They think it's the smell well. It's like the same way people think of Pennsylvania. They think of Philly and Pittsburgh and shit, but most of Pennsylvania is not they're not producing J. Oaker's ins out there making like It's you but you just went in the lumberjack direction It's me with a dad to stuck around and really tell me how the world worked That's where the world gets dark right you get born into a spot where there's fucking no way out of here Yeah, you get stuck in the coal mines of West Virginia and you're like shit Like I don't like it.

3:07:15That's what big city is like our good because you if you live in a big city There's like people are dreaming and shit if you're like in the middle of nowhere It's like well, even if you're in the suburb of a big city, you know like if you're if you're In kind of nowhere, but there's a half hour bus to like a city with something's happening But there's people I remember talking to Jeff dice. This is really brilliant dude. He's he was Ron Paul's Like chief of staff for years, but so where Ron Paul is it's like two hours south of Houston Lake Jackson I think was the name of his district and he was telling me he was like dude.

3:07:47There's nothing here Like there's no like if you're a kid coming up here. It's like I don't know we got an Arby's and we got like something There's where so many of those kids join the military because that's like the only thing you could do juggalo Or Off to overlook option Become a juggalo or join a cult Try it. You know, that's let's how you get someone to cult. It's the best option available You know like hey, can you guys travel? Can I be a missionary? Oh, we go to Brazil. Fuck it Um, you know, I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette. I'm gonna let's wrap it up. You're gonna pop out really three and a half hours in Boy, there's a lot of fun dude.

3:08:28You're the man I'm so much for having us. Thank you. I really believe what I said about skankfest. It's very important Do you guys doing it's very important? I know it seems like fun. It is fun. I'm sure very fun You need things out there that are genuinely open and free and pushing the boundaries of comedy, you know and skankfest is a great place for that So it's important And there's a livestream event Tell Lewis tell everybody about us. You still get passes for a Sunday I believe we might be a handful of Fridays left But we're live streaming it as well if you guys can't be there live in Las Vegas this weekend September 27th at the 29th it's gonna skankfest .com.

3:09:05There's a bunch of events You could actually watch live as we stream them and yeah, we're just pumped thank you get your liver detox pills ready Fucking animals. Yeah, I was gonna party like We've never done before life was so old glue to thion Get that you're gonna need that all right gentlemen. I appreciate you. Always fun. Good times. You're the man Joe. You're the man's bye You