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23:46He was making millions of dollars for a job. He's completely unqualified. Energy views on the board and energy company in Ukraine. I think it was on crack. Why do they have a crowd there? How about that crazy speech where Biden is on stage? A couple of guys and he's talking about how he fired the prosecutor. He got the prosecutor fired. Or they wouldn't have got the money. Let's see if you can find that. Because this is so crazy. This guy's ego is so nuts that he said this publicly just to flex. He's basically just explaining the power that he had as vice president while his son was working for Brisma.

24:21And he's expressing it publicly. And it should be a crime. It's like what you're saying sounds like. It doesn't sound like what I want from the president. It sounds crazy. But for a crackhead, he got a lot done. He was going wild. That boy was going wild. A lot of hook actually coming around on Biden. A Biden's nice. Well, a hajero. Joe is running out of the end. Joe is at the end. Joe is in the horse of all. If you think Joe's idea to launch those missiles, there's no fucking way. Joe is nothing to do with that. Joe had a giant smile on his face when he's we were sitting there with Trump. Giant smile.

24:55Just a Gaffer against joke about about that is apparently. Gaffer against joke about it goes. There's only a couple Democrats that don't like Kamala and it's Joe Biden's family. So like play this so we could hear it. Start from the beginning.

25:16A billion dollars. No, I said I'm not going to. We're not going to give you the billion dollars. They said you have no authority. You're not the president. The president said I said call him. I said I'm telling you, you're not getting the billion dollars. I said you're not getting the billion. I'm going to be leaving here. I think it was about six hours. I looked at it and I said, we're leaving at six hours. If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money. Well, son of a bitch. You got fired. And they put it in place. Someone who was solid at the time. So this is a reference. Well, president.

25:51He was very, very sharp. But he was younger. He was still full of shit, but he was sharp. What was that in reference to? See if you can find it. Well, they said it was a corrupt prosecutor. Well, that's the thing about Ukraine. They keep trying to get thrown. Ukraine. Ukraine's corrupt as fuck. Yeah. Always has been. Always has been. He owes us a lot of money. He owes me. That's not a big deal. Yes. Billions. Tucker told me they had a deal, a ceasefire in place in the UK and the US with like, nope, no ceasefire. Keep it going. Jesus Christ. Oh boy, what about Gaza? Ukraine. Ukraine. I like that.

26:30Ukraine. Yeah, you guys. That's a mess. Yeah, how about the. Come on. Just give back those people and just everybody. I bet those people are all dead, dude. Now they just got to cut more back. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the women they're trying to impregnate all the time. So they've got. They've got to have. Well, still you got, you know, you can't blow up much kids. Yeah, just give that shit back. I know, but also, yeah, I know everybody's chitty there. How many of you guys around? How many houses here? A lot better. Don't let the blood. I was pushed out Ukrainian prosecutor because he didn't pursue corruption cases.

27:00So whistleblower complaint centering on President Donald Trump's phone call with Ukrainian President has spurred a number of allegations and counter allegations as Republicans, Democrats, Jockey for Position, amid an impeachment inquiry at the heart of Congress probe into the President's actions is his claim that former Vice President and 2020 Democratic Front writer Joe Biden's strong arm, the Ukrainian government, defy it's top prosecutor in order to thwart investigation into a company tied to his son, Hunter Biden. But sources ranging from former Obama administration officials to anti -corruption advocate in Ukraine say the official victor Shokin was ousted for the opposite reason Trump and his allies claim.

27:38Of course, they say that. It was wasn't because Shokin was investigating a natural gas company tied to Biden's son. It was because Shokin wasn't pursuing corruption amongst the country's politicians, according to Ukrainian official and former American officials who specialize in Ukrainian Europe. That sounds like a convenient narrative. I don't know what's true, but that sounds a little convenient. Oh, no, no. He was fired because he wasn't investigating corruption. We insist that they investigate corruption in other countries. And if they don't, we won't give you the money. In fact, we are so ethical that if we don't look at your papers and find zero corruption, you don't get the billion dollars.

28:20Well, son of a bitch, they fired him. What if you shut the fuck up? What am I a child? You think I'm a child? It works. Trump's going to pardon him. They're all doing it. It's just government. Is he? Yeah, he said that. It's just government. They're all fucking bullshit. It's a shit part of the party. Imagine that guy being your dad. You'd do correct too. You'd be out there. Get wild, get in foot jobs, filming it, leaving it on a laptop. He's guys lost. Yeah. He also, when you're making millions of dollars for a job you really shouldn't have, you go wild. Of course. Oh, yeah. Especially if you're already a cocaine.

28:54Well, you've been in it. Yeah, I can credit that. You go wild. Yeah. You go fucking wild. Yeah, stand up comedy. Let me drink. I'm making so much money. Let me drink before work. Tony Hitchcliffe has four thrones. Yeah. He has a lot of things. He's a drinker. He has way more thrones than anyone should have. I'm thinking of getting a new throne. It's tough, dude. Don't get me started on that. Shit. But we need thrones. We should get four thrones that we only use and protect our part. We breal in for this. How about that? That's fine. How about that? What should they look like? Like a mid -Jomar thing.

29:28Put a toilet in it. Oh, just to get up. Yeah. That's not sad. I love it, man. Like a r -wee shit in it. If you're just like a bus, don't shit on the bus. Yeah. You're gonna be shit in the whole time. You have that right. Just look at the shit. Look at each other's in the eyes. Yeah. That's all being you. You already shit in a box. What are you talking about? You shit on stage is gangster. No pissing, dude. I went into a public bathroom yesterday at a football game. And this guy shit so bad that as I walked in, I could barely hang on. I was like, oh, no, it's a big bathroom. Like six, seven stalls.

30:02Wait, you went to the UT game? No, no, it was a high school game. What? What? Yeah, you're not allowed there. It's fun. High school football is fun. It was fun. I was like, it was fun. I was like, it's fun. I can watch it. It's a snapper, get replaced halfway through. And they play good. They play good. They're really good. I'm getting into football. I used to be fairfax on it. You'd see people get like swapped out. I'm enjoying football. I'm enjoying football. You'd be such a good no to any fan. I'm enjoying it. The point is, this guy is a shit. We need the NIL. We need your NIL. We don't say a joke.

30:32It's a tough business. The moment I walked in, I was like, oh, I was like, I could hold it. I was like, no, I can hold it. His shit was so bad that it had a big bathroom, which just overpowered the whole bathroom for one dude. Football bathrooms are up there with like JFK airport dumps. Airport dumps are bad. Airport dumps are bad. It's a guy from fucking Senegal lands. Exactly, it's a bad camel he ate before he took off. What are you like? JFK, I had it in all time. Me and O 'Connor were at JFK. We landed and got drunk. We got drunk at the Buffalo Wild Wing. It was on a Sunday, so we were watching football.

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32:43Take a piss. It was a wet floor. I just fell on the ground with the JFK. He'd let us. Oh my god. I was laying in the bathroom at JFK and he walked in. We had just been fighting. This is an argument loser. You know what I mean? You can't be laying on the floor in a bathroom and be like, actually, I know what I'm talking about. Honestly, I'm the biggest piece of shit that's ever lived. You lose no matter what. If you call a JFK, you're like, what's so good? You're a killer, so. Oh, you go to a public bathroom. So, so. You walk in the like, high school full, I was the mascot for my high school. No way.

33:21Which was it? Which kind of outfit? I was a Cavalier. What's up? Big head. It's a pirate. Oh. I got fired the first game. Oh, no. Yeah. Well, I was doing a repunsh. It was when this was this. You're going to suck it. You're going to suck it. And he let me go. The suck it. You're hitting the suck it was a Cavalier. It was huge in there. That's very loud. Do not have a lawyer. It's funny when you find out that like, like, Hinchcliff was a fucking umpire and high school baseball. What? What? What? Hinchcliff can wrestle. He's more like a wrestle. He had a wrestling match with David Lucas on stage.

34:01Yeah. That's how you were there. Yeah. He fucked David Lucas up. David Lucas is like 300 pounds. Damn. Hinchcliff can fuck. Yeah. I'll be a nice. But Hinchcliff can fuck a wrestle. He can wrestle. He did a duck under, got behind him, pushed him on to his back. David Lucas is scrambling, trying to get to his feet. Hinchcliff was controlling him. He was furious. He couldn't believe it. Tony was the top. Tony was the top. Yeah. David was out of breath in four seconds. There was four seconds of exertion and he was ready to have a heart attack. What's going on? He's got the lift off. Tell that fellow.

34:36I'm kind of cleaning that up. Hinchcliff. He almost lost the whole election. He didn't know. He gave them both. They were going to write stories. They had stories already written that if the election went to bite or went to Kamala, they were going to blame Tony Hinchcliff. Who's that? A bunch of different media outlets. It would have been the fun of the Democrats. It's so funny how they thought Latinos just hadn't made up their mind yet. And this was enough to say they're just a bit racist. Well, yeah, just not fully, but a bit. The Tito is a big group. It's like it's like it's also they'd lean on it.

35:09It's just so hard. You make fun of Puerto Ricans. It's the rest of you. You're going to be like, yeah, nice. Yeah. It's as if you said if you make fun of Staten Island, the Bronx would be like, how dare you? Right. Exactly. But we make fun of Russia. We're white. You know, we're not like, hey, don't fuck with whitey. It was embarrassing. It was also it was so lame to be going after that. So hard when there's so much wrong with the world. Well, they're out of stuff. Literally every major city is failing under opioids and homelessness. It's just bad advice. It's just bad advice from the beginning.

35:37Like the very beginning is bad advice. Hey, I mean, listen, it's like the New York Giants. You're putting some fucking local kid a quarterback. He's going to do the best he can. Some lady came in with two months to go. I don't know. Try your best. Oh, yeah. Is it true that she got put in because Biden endorsed her as he was leaving and that wasn't initially the plan? I've seen that read that several times. I thought he like refused to endorse her for a while. Actually, I think she pushed him out because she pushed him out. But then once he did, he found out allegedly, this is what I had read, that they wanted to do a primary.

36:07But Biden said publicly, I'll just endorse Kamla. Then he didn't think the Kamla could win. This is the allegation. So he was like, fuck you. Look at his smile in his face. I think it's D .I. I think nobody can tell a black woman she can't be the one. But the smile is insane. But a primary can tell you. I heard about it. I haven't seen it. If she crumbles in the primary the way she crumbled in the primary for president, then if Gavin Newsom or Josh Shapiro, whoever it is that gets the words over on her, that person emerges naturally. Right. It's just like she fucked up. She's just not good. It has nothing to do with anything else.

36:37No, I talked to a lot of liberals and they were like, this isn't our guy. We wish we could have gotten our guy in there. You know it's real nice. The left is the conspiracy people now. They're like, this election was rigged and Trump faked in his ass. A lot of it. Oh, dude, I've heard them talk about how the right, I've heard them talk about how the right is created. I've heard them talk about how the right is created a billion dollar internet ecosystem of podcasts. All right. But imagine that. But imagine that. Like is if there's some fucking grand conspiracy where a bunch of people just speak freely.

37:11So the right has organized this. And he was comparing it to like radicalizing Islamists. Wow. He was literally comparing it to like young confused people get radicalized. And his take on is that they could be brought towards feminism. No, we're just trying to sell tickets. I will say. Well politics has extremely helped all of us here. Here here. We're politics. They've been very busy. They've been coming after us. They just raised us up. Hella. He also makes you realize you have to say something. I'm saying something. He's just so insane. You did that on purpose. He had a cock sucker. He says hella.

37:45He says it fucking wrong. No, no. I said it right there. Get on your boomer. He doesn't know his what's his his coast. I'm what's good. Yeah. Whenever you're taking what Oakland. You live in New York. Yeah, but I have to. From Maryland. No, no, no, no, no. Your east coast. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I lived in that late for a long time. I became a man in LA. It didn't work. That's an opportunity there. Really? No. Yeah. Took the high man's. That was your uncle's. You know, how old were you when I met you are? You were like 24. I was 24, but the development of a fucking 16 year old. You were an odd fellow.

38:20Yeah. 24. Just out of religion, I didn't know anything. Well, those old photos of you, you were hideous. How old were you the first time I took in the road? 27, 28. Geez, what was that? But that 28 was like really was like 22. Wow. I was just undeveloped. Because the Diaz story. Oh, yeah, Diaz just wouldn't. He wouldn't show up. He wouldn't show up. So instead of just firing your opener who just wouldn't cut Joe be at the airport, but like, Joey, where are you? Just off. I'm almost there in bed, not even getting out of this. And then eventually Joe was like, I fucking, I don't have an opener again.

38:51Instead of just firing Joey, he goes, I guess I'll take two people now. Wow. So it's either one or two depending on a Joey show. He was too much fun when Joey show was really. And I knew I had a good friend who was a junkie in New York, my friend Johnny. And he died. Johnny the pool player. Yeah. He was my best friend. And he died after I was only out here for a couple years and he died. And it really, yeah, I was in LA and I'd met Joey while he was still alive. And I was like, this is the same guy. Like it's the same kind of guy. Get it while you can. I knew the type. I knew like, and I missed Johnny so much after he was gone.

39:29So it was like, whatever I have to do to keep this guy around. This is Joey. Joey's still used. He's not using where he's way healthier, but back then he was like, the end was inside. He was using in a crazy way. He was using Coke. Coke in a bunch of other stuff. What time he was like, yeah, I did crack for six months. I'm like, why? Because the Coke deal was like out of the way home and the crack deal was on the way home. That's the easy. Joey was off the rails. But if he loved you, he was your best friend. He was like one of the best friends you could ever have. If he loved you. And so I was like, I got to do whatever I got to do.

40:04So I didn't want to push him. So I would always tell him, you know, if you ever need help, I'll help you. He knows, I don't need no fucking help. But when we would go on the road, if he would just not show up, I would say, listen, anytime you want to go on the road with me, you're going to get paid. You can work with me anytime you want, but I'm going to bring another opening act. So if you don't show up, it's my own career. Joey's defense. Thank you, Joey, for being such a co -cat. I'm going to introduce you to a lot of us. It was only like three times over the course of like 10 years. Yeah. It's like three times.

40:37Not that bad. Not that bad. But he were like big weekends. You know, like I was headlining at Rascals in New Jersey. I was like, shit. This is a big one. This is a big one. And then they had to use a logo going. So it's like, and I was thinking I was going to hang out with Joey. And I'm hanging out with this guy, which is half of the fun of being on the road is being on the road with your friends. Of course. Literally half. One time I was going to Pittsburgh and I booked a commercial. I was like, did I got to miss a Thursday show? And Joe was like, fuck that. No, dude. You can't do that. Like we had a thing.

41:04And I was like, I need this for insurance. And he's like, no, fuck that. I'll just use somebody local. And then, it's an idea. He's like, the city smells like suicide. Come down. Yeah. The local was terrible. What was the commercial? Can we watch that? Was it activity? I think it was, I don't know which one it was. I'd be maybe or something. Oh, wow. That'd be funny. I did a lot of them. Commercials were big back in the day. Yeah. Everybody wanted a commercial first. That was like attainable. If you got a commercial, you paid your bills. It was a substitute teaching. Or don't walk this. If you got on a sitcom, that was the Holy Grail.

41:37Yeah, that was. Gaffigan was the hemiguy. Remember that? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, John Wright. Oh, sorry, really? No, but Gaffigan's like 80 commercials. He's just ton of commercials. He's got that. He's got that. He's got that. He's got that. He's got that. Oh, no. Is that right? He's got that. He's got that. He's got that. He's got that. How about just Hulu comedy? Shutterfarter. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't get to go all up in your business. Is Joey comedy's Hunter Biden? Oh, Joey is a completely unique human. He's not anybody's anything. He's a one of a kind. Sweet guy. He's the best.

42:16And he's great now. Still amazing on stage. He bought 200 bucks for me when I was starting and I didn't have it. He's like, I bought 200 bucks, but it was like, this is bullying for sure. And I gave it to him. I'm like, OK, I had to be like, all right. At least I'll never have to give that to him again. And then like four days later, he's like, here you go. Thanks. Whoa. OK. I guess we're not. That's a set up. That's a set up. Can I get a thousand out? No, he vanishes. That's when he's going back to Colorado. He gets a thousand out of you. So he can't pass. He knew he'd give it back to you. Joey's the best.

42:46He's doing sets again around town. Beautiful. Oliver Jersey. Yeah, he was supposed to be here for a weekend in December, but I think he canceled. You don't say. What? I think he was on for a couple days. It's like he wants to, when he's here, he's back on the flow of things. He realizes how much he misses it, but it's hard to get the energy to fly to another state. And he's so fat. It's got to be tough. He's been fatter. He's. Oh, really? Oh, bro, he got. Yeah, I didn't think he was as. Yeah, he's fine. When I met him, he wasn't fat at all. When I met Joey, he was like a linebacker. He was fucking huge.

43:20He was like this big guy, like intimidating guy. He was thin. Like big barrel chested fucking dude. And then when he got fat, he got really funny. It's literally what happened. He stopped giving a fuck about being on TV. He's like, this is a pipe dream. It's never going to happen. Stop giving a fuck about being in movies. And he just started being himself. He would do the Cuban editor. He'd get a towel from the back that the handyman used to use. And he'd get, he'd use as a cape. He'd go, dirt, dirt. And he just walking, shake his pants down. Big influence on me. Shake his pants down. Just pop out.

43:50Take a drop out. His pants never fit right, because his belly would push his pants down. Yeah. He's a dapper, yeah. He's ever seen my magazine, the album that I've recorded in like 1999. I took a bunch of pictures of Joey. And they're in the album sleeve. And one of them is Joey Bucknaked with combat boots on. I think he has Tim Belands on. And he's got a cape. Cape. And he's got this cape on, but he's completely naked. It was inside the album cover. He's a big belly hog hanging out. That's great. That was fun. We used to be fun. We were allowed to show a guy's dick inside of a CD cover back then.

44:29Did it come out naked? It didn't come out naked. It came out naked. Or like, ED. Well, we did two versions. Comedy Central insisted that we do one where Joey wasn't naked. We did it was fine. And then we did it where Joey came out naked and like, let's get this party started. It was huge. I'm going to die laughing. I'm like, yeah, listen to me. I know what I'm doing here. Let's try just a man in clothes coming out. You can't have a show like Joey. If you were going to do it, what is that then? If you were going to do a Joey show with today, you could not do it with any sort of a network or corporation.

45:00You would have to do it like Gilling Key style or you're in control of it. Like imagine the fucking OnlyFans dad. Imagine someone giving you production notes on OnlyFans dad. Production notes too. Show me OnlyFans dad. Oh yeah. Jamie, you're the only fans dad. You got to figure out a way to tell him that. Oh my god.

45:25That's such a visceral laugh. Well, he's like the Rizzler. You're a roger with a smile. Go to OnlyFans dad. Was that a fun gig? No, it wasn't. It was a disaster. I could see that. Jamie, don't get it. It was a disaster. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it all happened right around the same time that the Janet Jackson nipple thing happened. And so everybody panicked and all a bunch of stuff that we had gotten approved. A bunch of ideas like that. Doug had some ridiculous ideas. Definitely. They blurred his car. Everybody was in a panic. It was just the mindset in Hollywood. Yeah. It was like toned down all the outrageous since you get in trouble.

46:07By the way, not even that great a nipple. I didn't think her nipple was out. I thought there was a pacing on it. It's no. They showed the actual nipple. I think. I would remember it. Me and my friends stood up and cheered. It was a huge scandal. It was just a crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. I swear it was just a crazy nipple ring. Oh, no, no. It was no ring. Let's see it. It's a red. Let's see it. Oh, that's a nipple size. That's a real nipple size. That's a black nip. Let's go. She's got a crazy son on that. That's a hypnotic eyes wide shut ring. I like it. They made it set up. You can see it. I thought it's a snap.

46:43Why would you have a tear away? That was a super bowl. Yeah, super. Show some titty. Let's go. That's awesome. Fun. My mask got job was bad. So that freaks so many people out that they stopped like anything controversial. It was a quarter second. We'll look at Kylie or Kendra or whatever the fuck her name is. The Kardashian. It marks us hard. Oh, yeah. She's the hottest Kardashian, I think. Oh, yeah, I think so. You've got choices. Well, it's so bad. You have those horrors. Kim looks like an alien. Kim looks like a fully alien. Does she? Yeah. She's still like made from it made in a lab. She's not trying because you know what she used to look like or is it because I saw a picture of her on a billboard.

47:23What the fuck is that? And someone's like, that's Kim Kardashian. No, she's pretty. Pretty, but like, it's like a high high. Yeah, she's hot. She still looks like made in a lot. I'm telling you, David's right now. He was inside those guts. Didn't he like burn her name on his arm or some crazy shit? Oh boy. Oh, I have no idea. Pete's all together. That sounds like a good move. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good move. I'm like, this is my bad. Two weeks later, you go fuck. I don't know. I was thinking on that one. Yeah. Yeah. And don't get any tattoos of ladies. I think Johnny Depp got Winona and he changes to Winno.

47:59Yeah. He got one on his fingers too. Yeah. Tell you Depp fuck Winona? Beck fuck Winona too. Oh, way. Fuck where the whole album of daughter. Beck was all about her. Oh, Beck. Damn. Forgot about Beck. What do you guess? I don't know any of this stuff. Yeah, C -Change was all about her. He said he couldn't write it for two years if he broke up with her. Jesus. Everyone knows your name or something like that. It's all about like, you fuck everyone in this town. I got to deal with this. Whoa. C -Change. It was one of the greatest albums of all time. Come on. No, it really was. I've heard of it. An amazing breakup album.

48:28That's a weird one. Scientologist. Yeah, he's a Scientologist. Whoa. Yeah. That's weird. I mean, Bob, you went to see him at a Scientology show. What? What's that like? I mean, it was just about the music, but it only Scientologists and me and I fucking hooker the fucker. I was like, I'll just do a good time though. They were great. They're probably nuts. They were great. They're so... Yeah. They know the guy who wrote it. There's video of him. Elrond. There's a video of him. He was a fucking completely different person. He was a completely insane. He wrote the most words of fiction ever in human history.

49:00Whoa. It's a fiction. More than everyone. He never had a second draft. It's just science fiction. It was jibberish. It's... No, no, no, no. It's not just jibberish. Oh, really? Oh, it's horrible. His science fiction is horrible. It was like a bestseller. He was huge. No, no, no. Not really. Dynetics was a bestseller, but he just post just a lot of these like crazy science fiction stories in like these magazines and books that these to be like monthly publications in the 50s and the 60s. But he had that machine too. What was that machine that was emulator? E -meter. Yeah, it's all nonsense. It's just two cans with the strings.

49:36He's not doing this. He pulled it off. Yeah, I did it. I was in San Diego. How clear were you? I was gum clear as fuck, bro. No way. I'm like, oh, we don't need you. You're good. The dude I could tell. It was really kind of like he was super unmotivated. He was a guy who was a member who they're forcing to go and try to recruit people. And I was out there filming for a television show in San Diego. So I went to this, they had like a thing in the park. I just went, oh, we had downtime. So I'm like, what are you guys doing? Yeah. And then he's like, oh, you know, Dynetics, this and that. Have you ever had your emulator tested?

50:07Whatever? Fire it up. I got time. Fire it up. I was going to do a bunch of questions. I was high. So I was asking a ton of questions. Just like, what is this? You were high there. Where did you learn all this stuff from? Like, what's the story behind your religion? I'm sorry. And you could tell the dude just didn't want to do it. He was not interested in recruiting anybody. He was just like, I didn't have to do this. Going for the credits. You have to do it. Yeah, he's cool credits. But the problem is you got nothing to hide. All those Scientology queives. They're all hiding something. Dude, I went.

50:38Yeah. How much of it is today? I went with Natasha Ligerro. I went to the one in Haul, Vermont. She's a big gay. And we went in there. You watch a video. It's all like mid -level 80s actors. And then they say this book is for ages 8 to 8 ,000. And I'm like, what's that mean? Because like, don't worry about it. Fucking nothing. Yeah. No, what's 8 ,000? You can't. It's more advanced stuff. You're not ready for that. Yeah. And then they go, can we get your address? So we can send you more stuff. And I'm like, I don't know. Like, let me just get your address. I'm like, okay. And Natasha's like, what are you doing?

51:07What are you doing? What are you doing? Don't, don't, don't, don't. Bobbie Lee's address. My name is Bobbie Lee. The Lee can be a white guy. You can be a Bobbie Lee. Yeah. Hey, Robert E. They were sending me shit for a solid decade. Robert E. They were sending me shit for a solid decade. You know what I still get calls from? The fucking Ivermectin people. Nice. For four years. What do they want? They want me to buy more drugs. I'm like, I'm not going to buy them. They go, it could come back. You know, risky shut up. How much of a risk taker do you have to be to say, what else you got? What else you sell?

51:41I'm still getting hit up by Tim Walls. I get text. What's Tim up to? They want more money. He needs money. I lost a lot of money. That's 20 million dollars. It's $20 million. Brother, they'd be $1 billion. Tim Walls. Tim Walls, the vice presidential candidate. Oh, the other one. Yeah. The vice. He's the vice. The fake Hunter, fake football. There is a fucking fuck out full online. Line about football. Line about football. Yeah, everything's crazy. That's that's that's that's that's that's his most I didn't care about. Line about going or going or going or be an entantement square. That was a while.

52:16You lot about everything. A lot of it. Being a head coach. And you were a fucking dork assistant. Yeah, you're carrying water. Remember Hillary Clinton did it too with with the Benghazi, right? She was like, I was there. We're under fire. Yeah. Yeah. Who's Benghazi? Wait a minute. I don't know. What about it. McDonald's was a lie too, wasn't it? Yeah, that was a lie too. Not only that, but it's a photo shot. The photo shot. It's a photo shot. She had an existing photograph of a girl from the 1980s that did work at McDonald's. And it was a white girl. So the photoshop comelist face. Just some internet chat guys did it.

52:49I'm sure and said, oh, yeah, prove. But they were trying to pass it off as it was real. But why is working McDonald's good? Because it's victim, it's like the lowest level, it's the lowest level job. You're working class. in these days when you're on a brag about your, what your heart says. Just like you came from McDonald's to the president's pretty sick. It also, when you're a person who's like trying to con their way into a job, where you're gonna make an insane amount of money. It's really cool to say starter from the bottom now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I started from the bottom now. Shout out to your schoolers here.

53:19I talked to some Puerto Ricans about, about James on the block. Oh, and they were like, she was like, I got a ham sandwich with fans. If you know you know, and then they're like, Drescher was like, that's not a thing. Like, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? You heard it from someone. I am Sam with the Fanta. She's been famous for 80 years. She doesn't even know what means to be normal. Yeah. Why are you pretending you know what? You were a fly girl. They all love pretending. Everyone wants to be real. Yeah. It's hard. You feel insecure if you've made it too far. You should go, no, my dad was an academic and a group in wealth.

53:51So that's like smarter than everybody. Well, I do friends who are gonna be down. They would hide it. They're like, that's a very, we already take on things though. Yeah. You're well trained. No, it's fun to be like, oh, sorry, my dad worked hard. Yeah. We're talking about your dad with a fucking loser. Yeah. My dad worked really hard. Really hard. Well, it's also thanks to that, you'll never understand this struggle because you never had this struggle. That's what it is. Yeah, she really blew it. My favorite multi -million dollar Hollywood saying it's hard for a terrible. Well, you got what I'm not.

54:24What I miss it? Yeah, I miss it. Yeah. Get it. She didn't know it wasn't a state. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I was listening to it like it was a statement. I should have known. I should have known better. She blew it and she lost the election. Oh, I get it. All right. I was blowing out. I'm kidding. I'm blowing out of joke. There's a bunch of those out there. Willie Brown. To Chi Bet she fucks. Really good. I'm in a prime. That's what I was getting at. Kamalala. Yeah. She was hot when she was young. I bet she fucked. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of videos of her with Monta Williams and her.

54:54Oh, yeah. Mountain top. Is that your daughter, they said? Oh, that was a Willie Brown. Yeah, I was like, no. She got real mad. No. It was funny. That was funny. She's working her way up. That's something to brag about. Listen now. It's a strategy. Why is that any less of a strategy than a pharmaceutical executive strategy? Yeah. It's the same. Why is it like using your good looks to your advantage and making your way into a political system that's fucking completely corrupt? Why is that negative? Matt Rive did it. Yeah, he did. He used those looks. Why not? He did. Smart move. Yeah, he's hot. It's pretty shocking.

55:29Adrian Appaluchia is a special. Yeah, but that just shows you how funny she is. Yeah. It shows you how funny she is. Do you idea, buddy? She's not a smart way. Yeah, she's not smart way. Big mistake. Fat is funny. She's still funny. She's still funny. I'm gonna rock. She's still. She's still holding it. But she's not asked. Not asked. She's so funny. That's so funny. Are there any hurdles for you? Fearless. Go for it. Just go for it. Yeah, I think she doesn't give a fuck. She doesn't give a fuck. I don't think her understands to give a fuck. She actually doesn't care. She's pretty great. When people walk out, angers, she goes...

56:03Yeah, I guess I got it. Yeah. She's moving here. No way. Fuck, she's been loving it. What's she talking about? Yeah, what's he talking about? Yeah. Hey. What's he talking about? Yeah. He helped me, he reached out to me, said he got a talk Adrian in a moving here. And I had on the clock. She was already convinced. She was like, she's already in. She's telling Rogan on me that I might be like, yeah, I'm trying to get the pressure. Yeah, she's funny, man. We need more. She's funny in a different way. Like she's got her own vibe. She's not like anybody else. It's fun. Yeah, I like her. It's so like at both sides, fuck both you.

56:37Yeah. Fuck everybody. And just serious, never smiles once on stage. From the Bronx. Yeah. Yeah, her reviews of her specials either I haven't seen it yet or it's great. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Her mom was a comic. Oh shit. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Yeah, it's told me that story. Oh, Jesus. Who, who, who, who, who, who booked you that? Oh, no. Oh, God. That's tough. Did your mom start doing it again after she'd been doing it a while? Did your mom try to do it again? Maybe. Maybe. I remember that right? Oh, that's tough. I actually go to a club, see your mom there. Oh, my God. Bro, it's probably better than your dad.

57:14Yeah, or your dad's soft as a comic. My dad thinks he's really funny and he was, he was, it's funny. My dad's very funny, but he was like put me, put me in tires. He was like joking. Don't you know what I'm saying? I'm just telling my mom, like my mom was like, just put him in the show. Oh, no. I'm not putting my fucking dad in the show. Why not? No, I don't know if he can do it. What? You gotta get my, you gotta get my, you gotta get my, you gotta get my, you gotta get my, you gotta get my, you gotta get my, you gotta get my, you gotta get my, you gotta get my, Go start that body. I would like that, but then he had a heart attack.

57:44Oh, he's on the sidelines for a while. Is he all right? Yeah, he's good. Alright, he's bad, he's not allowed to drink, which is tough to watch the old man. Poor guy. Haven't watching him fucking sit there watching football. We last, over, over. Gotta get it a weed, he's working his way back so he can drink. Yeah. He's in the stripe, he's just like literally, he's working, he's working on his heart. So he has to do like cardio, he just goes on long walks and he's like, just so you can drink. Just so you can drink. You started to play for Phil Gills. So crazy. He's like, I need my poison. I need it.

58:17It was so funny. Dude, he was in the hospital. My mom didn't tell me how bad it was to like not freak us out. And then I got there and he was like fucking like, like he had fluid in his lungs so they couldn't operate. So he was like, this could be it. And we're sitting there and they were like, yeah, well, you're gonna have to stop drinking. And he was like, 68 years old at a hell of a run. What? It was a nice like, no, a hell of a run would drink it. It was just very nice to be like, this did, bro. All right, so for hell of a run. Get him on animals. Get him started at least. Get him an option.

58:51I don't know how I'll handle it. It'll be fun. This is, you start him with a five milligram. Just a little jammy that gives you a little smile on your face. He's gonna be, makes the colors a little bit brighter. Get him a couple of the guys started. Make sure you want to hold more people. Yeah, all right. Get him a couple of the guys started. He can still do that. Get him high and be like, I know he's gonna pass for five thousand yards. Yeah, maybe he'll have good intuition. Oh, yeah. He might have like some, he's skinny now. He's walking around. He's walking around. Oh, he's a hell dude. He's a hell.

59:17He's stuck in the house with my mom all day. She loves it. Is he healthy? Yeah, he has to. But you'll catch him. Catch him. He's a winged buck. He's, he's a bird. He's made a bird. He's eating him at night. By the way, he actually is. You'll see him at the fridge. Give me that cheese, daddy. He goes in there. He eats and pulls out one water. He holds the car and neutral out of the driveway. He starts it on the streets. He's going to go to the bird. He's going to go to the night. He's eating like drunk. He's eating. Get there. You push. Get there. He's starting it. He was eating when I got hot.

59:53The last time I went home to see him, he was literally standing at the counter and eating a cheeseburger in a house. Bro. Damn. He's like, what? He's got to have some. He needs a vice. He's, the boy's working his way back to be. That's good. He's giving us a wash. That's good. Yeah. You should have him on. Fill on. Fill on. I've been in the store. I've been in the store. But then he's like, look, I've been in the jerry. Tires is next. Tires are next. Tires are next. Come on. It's a right way. A second step. I've been in about all you garbage. How about you? I've had some stories. He was fucking garbage.

1:00:24Yeah. He was, he was off. He was from like, he lived in like a, he went on our garbage? No, no. I'm just saying. Oh, I thought you were serious. I think you were all you garbage. The island of Puerto Rico should go on. How are you going? You shot up a bitch. We got to, that's the last. We got to remove that from the internet. No, I look Puerto Rico. San Juan, baby. That's the Tony joke. The fucked up thing is that joke was based on his need to like, he gets freaked out about the environment. He gets freaked out about the pollution past. Did he throw it? We were super high. You were super high in the green room.

1:00:57He's like, to the world. He's like, how long have there been plastic? There's only been plastic for six years. It's bigger than fucking Texas. It's in the, so he sits getting obsessed by garbage and then he finds out about Puerto Rico. And so then he comes up with this joke. There's an island of garbage. I think it's called Puerto Rico. Yeah. Right. But the joke was actually out of his concern that Puerto Rico is going to find out what it's about. He actually loves Puerto Rico. He's just a retard. He's just a retard. He's a man who doesn't understand. People don't know the whole back. Or get a joke.

1:01:27It's so fun to talk about. Puerto Rico, you're doing it in a fucking truck route. You should have defended him. You should have come out and just been like, you know, I'm going to be like, you know, he's retarded. That would be the right opposite. I kind of did. I mean, I basically said that. Like, this is where it came from. Like, Tony's just, he's a fucking insult comic. He's the best insult comic in the country. If you want to watch that roast, watch that Tom Brady. Oh, it's so funny watching John Stewart go like, that's. I talked to, I talked to Stewart. I talked to Stewart. Stewart Stewart.

1:01:56He's a real comic. He's a funny guy. Yeah. It was one of us that they saw that joke and everyone was angry within one minute. And it's like, no, nothing to like, let me analyze the arts. Let me just figure out what this is. But it's like, I know what it is. I'm done with it. It's just demeaning to like everything. Exactly what we were talking about earlier that does happen to people where they can become someone else. But Stewart has not done that. He still got, he still goes on stage with Chappelle. He still, he does podcasts. He's very reasonable when he does them. I think he also got disillusioned by that fucking Apple gig where they've canceled his show because he wouldn't do, he was, he was gonna do a thing on China.

1:02:34And they're like, no fucking way. Realized. And like, that was it. China. You can't talk about China. You can't even tell the truth. You can't say, if you're on an Apple show and Apple has this insane manufacturing deal with China. Oh, all the folks. It's the Labor. Think about it. It's the craziest thing that is very. What about the weird, you signaling people? Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Anytime. Anytime the Liberals get actually just go, use an iPhone. Fuck off. Yeah, shut your mouth. Go get a Samsung if you really care. Yeah, it didn't make you any sense. He had to do a whole thing. Remember that?

1:03:11Oh, yeah. That was fast and careless. He nailed it. He nailed it. Got the, that's what's down. That's when I was shitting the streets before he did it. I had a bit about that for a walk with like, that's when I knew the China was gonna win. Because they already got our mascot. They got our guy. He's the most American looking guy ever. That's true. See the fucking rules. Where it's gone. His wrists are so big. He looks like his forearm is gone off here. It looks fake. It looks fake. It's crazy. It looks like his arm should be way longer. But they moved his hand up his forearm. Like he's got no wrist.

1:03:37It does look like that. They're, they're hands. Damn. That's the Downs and the communities bro. He is the number one downs and is going to be seeing it. Like hitting a fucking salute, running in and gene shorts, fucking people up. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's rocked. He's Mr. Make -A -Wish. I am. That's a, oh, Batman. I'm Batman. Yeah. Zena. Yeah. I just like with Tony with all the comics way in and that really was the most. And man, you're always going to have that from weak people that aren't happy with where they are. That's what it is. Also, people are waiting to jump on Tony. That's it.

1:04:08That's it. Like what now that he can't fight back, I'll jump in there. Yeah, right. Exactly. He never showed on some low level guy. He's doing great. And you cannot like him if he's doing great. Yeah. But I got an open mic. I mean, I just raised his feet. You're allowed to not like him if he's doing great. Yeah. If you're attacking him. Like you don't know what he was doing. You don't know what he was doing. He was just doing what he always does. He's an insult comment. Are you saying you don't like insult comedy? So you don't like roast. So say that two months ago. Why are you saying it right now?

1:04:34Listen, man, roasts are one of the things that's going to save comedy because they're so funny that it's undeniable to Netflix. So Netflix gets the highest ratings they've ever had ever on this Tom Brady roast. It's completely non PC. It's some of the wildest jokes. Tony calls them a Confederate Fag. Like it's some of the wildest and it's killing it. It's so funny. People love it and they keep sharing it. People keep sending it to their friends and clips are made out of it. It's huge for Netflix. Without that, you don't get the freedom to do whatever the fuck you want on stage. I make fun of Tony a lot, but that was.

1:05:07That was a nice moment. I was sitting there. When he did the roast. He killed it. And I gave him a joke right before. And this is how like in the pocket he was because he like stood up from the table. I was like, how loud. I started. I was like genuinely happy. I was like watching him fucking kill. And then the joke I gave him, he did. I gave it to him right before. What was it? He went on. I don't want to say. All right. Puerto Rico. It was a insult personally at one of the comedians. I was like, tell them what the fuck. Oh, shit. So then, yeah. I pretty much know already then. But, yeah, I know too.

1:05:43It's like, right before. No, no, no, no. Mark. No, we're gonna give you trash. Yeah, I love it. I like it too. But, no, I actually do. I do. But, I love Nicky. Right before he tells the joke, he looks, he literally looked over me. He was like, I don't know, I don't know. Yeah. But, I was like, yeah. Nice. And he'd go up from the audience like that. That ain't easy. You know, like, they wanted him to do a set, see it. And he was like, this is stupid. See? Cause he never stepped in. I love this. I love this. I love this. I was like, no, you're not one of the cool kids. So, it's like, dude, fuck off.

1:06:16Just let the guy shine. Well, let us have a room. Let us have a room. Resistance to him with the power to be. Out of the hungry wool. A lot of resistance to that Hinchklis fellow. So much butt sit here at the fuck. Well, just say your madty's at a Trump rally. That, all right, that I get. Okay. Why are you gonna use the joke as a vehicle to get angry? Cause it's bull thing. It's bull thing. The joke is nothing. But the fact that if the joke just released on YouTube, people would get mad. Maybe the Kamaharis camp would use it to show that this guy's a Trump supporter. But it's not connected to Trump.

1:06:45The fact that it's at the Trump rally, which is so crazy, they did it there. They should have never. I mean, but they're still waiting. It's like, Alexander Kortazio's sitting there. What the fuck is that? Alexander Kortazio. Yes. You have been doing that Duolingo shit. She's sitting there waiting like, what can be angry about? And she's like, that's why. Well, it's like, that's not the target market. They're trying to win, man. They're looking at it like they should be reasonable. Why would they be reasonable when they're trying to win? They want to exploit every last possible thing and Tony gave him a bunch of rope.

1:07:16Yeah. And they hung him. Well, they were already calling it a fucking Nazi rally. Right. And then you have a comedian go up there that probably a lot of them had no idea who he was. Sure. Like the people talking about it. And then he's, I mean, the fucking watermelon carving joke. That was the one that should have been fucking. That was so stupid. That was stupid. That was an improv. I know. You could tell. That was funny. I thought it was funny. I gave him that one. I thought it was funny. I don't know. Well, yeah, at a comedy club, not at a comedy club. At a fucking close. He's a comedy club.

1:07:46He braided a roast battle. Yeah, once they made it a Nazi rally, then it's like, well, nothing is going to work here. To you guys. It's a full German Nazi rally. It's really flags. A Nazi rally. I saw it for his really flag thing from the rafters. Yeah, there was his really flags that people brought. The whole idea that was a Nazi road. Maybe that's just pro -Json. They'd know and believe it, man. That's why they're not talking about it. I have to flag that one. Well, that one out. But yeah, there's got to be a bit of that now. I like when the comics do like when they'll try to defend somebody, but they're so scared of the backlash, they go, look, I didn't like that joke, but it's just right to say it.

1:08:20It's like, bro, how come it's on the, you don't like jokes? How about when Matt and took a picture with Chipel and he had to take a photo of him writing an apology on a piece of paper? That was weak. I think he felt really bad about that. He did. That was the height of the whole shit. He felt bad about that. Wait a week. Let the press press your go away. Then if you have to weigh in. Well, the internet coming at you is scary. People panic. Don't read it. It's only handled it really well. He goes take a joke, fuck off, and then just not another word about it. I had to read the thing about the view because I just thought it was funny.

1:08:49What's his name? He's right about me. Dragon lover. I joined the band. I was trying to say that I believe in dragons. Wait, what is this? I just heard about it. I checked it. And the lady goes and she's double checked it. She goes, I checked it. He believes in dragons. She'd be like, you think they live alongside of people. Wait. It was from a wildlife biologist who came on my podcast. It was from a forest galante. Galante? Galante. How do I say his last name? A great guy. I love him. He's awesome. He's saying, fuck, there are, there are, there are, fucking off. Jamo, let's do it. Jamo, you have a call.

1:09:20Anything up. Forest's clip where he's explaining dragons. Now the Jamo looks like a Mexican. He's lazy. This is where I came from. The view decided from this and from me talking about it with Adrian Apalucci the other day. Explaining what forest says. And saying that I don't think that there was tear d 'acquiles living with people. I said it. No. She said, maybe they did leave it. I'm like, wow. I thought my position is it's probably crocodiles or some big commoto dragon or some big lizard that did kill people. And so people fought them with swords and shit and they came back with a story and then the artist drew it.

1:09:52And these things. And you saw one of those at night and you had a stick. Yeah. I thought it was tear d 'acquiles. I thought I mentioned Joe Rogan and unicorn. I thought these same time periods. There's been giant lizards. All throughout the same time period. It's been commoto dragons. It's been crocodiles have been here for a fucking hundred million years or whatever they've been for. Probably be more. So the idea that people didn't encounter giant reptiles is stupid. And then there's the other thing is that people were really bad at describing things that they'd never seen before. So if you're a European traveler and you go to the Nile River and you see a fucking crocodile.

1:10:25What is that? Take a guy. Yeah. What is that? What the fuck? What is that? So let's. And hold it in your way. Yeah. Like there's actually dragons. I mean, we know there were large flying lizards during the times of dinosaurs. Right. The only way that it could possibly hold is that like a few of those somehow survived much later than we previously thought. But I do I think that there were dragons attacking human beings and civilizations now. I don't. J .V. It's so much cooler if there were. And like the facts we know that tear d 'acquiles did exist. That's cool. Right. It would be rate way cooler as if they existed with people.

1:10:58Right. 2000 years ago. Why is that? Why is that so much cooler to us? I don't know. It's like I would be I would mean people would dedicate giant chunks of their life trying to find out if. Teradactyls did co -exist with human beings. I swear I thought I thought you had tear d 'acquiles on your shirt there. And I was like, yeah, this is the most artistic. I think that's why I can't tear d 'acquiles be real. I'm sorry. The problem is you take Joey Bayhaw or whatever name it says like a. As like a.

1:11:31This is the most important part. This is right after she was saying we are run by ABC news. You should trust us not Joe Rogan who believes in dragons. So she she by saying we should trust them because they're double checked by ABC news. And then making the stupidest fucking statement. Like you're you didn't listen to what I said. You didn't listen to what the wildlife out and that's only a part of what he said. I can't be the other part of what he said was there was something before that where he was explaining encounters with giant reptiles. I don't know. Also listen. It doesn't make sense to me that a middle aged woman could be dumb.

1:12:08When you're worried about losing your job and you're worried about podcasts taking over and who's the source of news. And we said Donald Trump is Hitler but half the country disagreed with us. And he won and this is fucking great and Joe Rogan believes in dragons. But it's this frantic. Well, if you believe that Donald Trump is Hitler and everyone who supports him is a massive racist. And if you are in any ethnic or gay, you need to get the fuck out of this country. Because if you believe all that it's bad for you here. But sunny host and she makes some good points. Who's that? She's the other one.

1:12:41That's not going to clip well. I'm just saying like if they really believe this, what are you still doing? Jamie, there's a photo that I have in this world. You got to start drinking. I'm drinking. Jamie, this is a photo I have on my Instagram of a whale that's on a wall in an old Italian church. It was from like 2017 or 2018. I was in Revello. And there's this church that it's so old. The church is a thousand years old but it's built on top of another church and they don't even know how old that church is. There's like a glass floor and you look down and you see the old church. They have no idea how old it is.

1:13:14But they had a painting of like the whale from the Bible. Who's it Job? Who's it David O 'Kits? That's right, Jonah. So look at this photo. This is this ancient, ancient church. But there's a photo of a whale that's in, is it in that? Where's Revello? It's around the same time. I know I put the photo on Instagram. Oh Italy. That's the church. But in that church, the whale doesn't look nothing like a whale. The whale looks like a monster. It looks like dragons. So that's what it's like. Here we go. There drawings was like they came back and described those fucking mercenaries couldn't draw. There's that artist.

1:13:49So the guys who came by the savages, the fucking animals were hacking off heads in Congo. They don't, they're not drawing. I've been real busy pillaging. I can work out my heart. And then the artist draws it and they could probably barely remember because it's probably so traumatic. Yeah. A 16 foot crocodile comes launching out of the river and takes one of your boys and eats them in front of everyone. That's it. That's what they thought a whale looked like. A whale. That's a crocodile. That's a shrimp. That's the story from the Bible. So they had never seen a whale before so they drew this thing.

1:14:23They look out the way. They got the guy. Yeah. I mean, they knew a guy's looked like and they're struggling. Yeah, they weren't good at this. It looks like an alien monkey. They're doing it in tile. In all the mess. It's a very difficult medium to work with. What's that higher primary thing? Look at that guy. Isn't that wild though? So that is what it is. Big cool, bro. So their version of things that we know that what looked like were all fucked up already. So that's probably what dragons are. What dragons are probably giant crocodiles. There you go. And there's some people that went to the Congo in the 1800s that said they saw crocodiles bigger than their boats.

1:14:5740 foot boats and crocodiles were bigger than their boats. The thing about crocodiles is they don't die. They just stay alive until something kills them. So they keep growing. So if you got a crocodile, it could be 300, 400 years old. And that would be like a 60 foot crocodile. And that really they might have seen those back then. They get that old. And that's when people had guns, right? So the people with the guns are probably killing all the ones that are really big. So those ones that are really big, they've been eating other crocodiles. They've been eating everything. They cannibalize each other.

1:15:27They eat everything that moves. So to get to that point is so hard that when you whack those dudes, the ones that are left are like 30 years old, 50 years old. Like you'll probably have smaller crocodiles. It kind of makes sense. That's probably what dragons were. Probably where a bunch of people that never experienced crocodiles before and just got fucked up by these 20 foot crocs. Imagine seeing that and knowing what it is. What does Joey Behar say? Joey Behar? What's she's wearing people tell like, hey, so that's not true. I just want to say for the record, I have no hate for Joey Behar. If I saw her, I'd give her hug.

1:16:02I don't care. I'd probably say the same thing about me if I was her. It's no big deal. I don't care. But it's a silly thing to say. It undermines your own personal credibility. Credibility, yeah. If you say we're so good because we're supported by ABC News and they say Joe Rogan believes in dragons in the next set. And no chance it comes back goes, oh, guys, I was wrong. It's on the wrong side. If it was a joke, that would be, I know she wasn't joking, but it would be hilarious. It would be a joke. The guy fucking believes in dragons. I wonder if there were some kind of flying lizards at one point in history.

1:16:31You know, if you go, well, this is what the Bigfoot myth is about. The Bigfoot myth is about a thing that really existed. It's called Gigantopithecus, but it lived like 100 ,000 years ago. So by the time at least we think it, we know for sure, no later than that, I mean, later than that for sure, 100 ,000 years ago, we don't know earlier. It might have been earlier. It might have lived 50 ,000 years ago. We just don't have an example of it. But that was a thing that was passed on in stories. It's dead now. It doesn't exist anymore. But people were telling a story about a thing that was real. That's probably what dragons are.

1:17:01It's probably people telling a story about a thing that was real. And if 100, 200 ,000 years ago, there were some reptiles that could fly. We know that teradactyls were fucking real. They just find one of those things. It would change everything. And you gotta realize, they've only been finding dinosaurs for 200 years. 200 years ago, they didn't know what the fuck. And the Jews started burying those bones. Well, there was a bunch of dudes who had fake dinosaurs. You tried to trick us. Don't attack us. It's been a nice weather today. You know, there was a bunch of dudes who put like other bones and claimed there were dinosaurs.

1:17:31There was a bunch of frauds. Those dinosaurs. I heard there's money in bones. Jamie, when did they just know about dinosaurs? You look like a teradactyl. Imagine discovering dinosaurs going, oh, is this still around? I think most of them are the White House. Pelosi, get out. She just filed for re -election. She's like 79. She's 84. 84 with those kids. She just fired for, yeah. Pretty huge. When did they, 1824? Okay, so exactly, exactly 200 years ago, they found the first dinosaur. Damn. They weren't going to be known about dinosaurs for 200 years. Wow. And there's a giant chunk of the planet that has not been discovered.

1:18:13Like, we had a podcast the other day. They've only looked at 5 % of South Saharan Africa. They find whale bones in those Sahara deserts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whale bones. And the desert. Who knows what the fuck's out there? It's not impossible to imagine that since there used to be, flying lizards, at one point in time to wear. 1677, someone discovered it? 1677, someone created with discovering the first dinosaur bone but his best guess as to what belonged to was a giant human. Oh, wow. So funny to find like a giant female. Damn, that guy was huge. That's my favorite conspiracy. The giants used to roam the earth.

1:18:51And they were created by the Anunnaki breeding with people. I believe it. I'm down. And then the government, the Smithsonian, has been hiding giant bones. You know they made y 'all mean. They got the two tallest people in China to fuck. No. That's a good move. Yeah, but that's a good move. Yeah, it was a thing. I mean, how many fucking division one football players are out there? Because their parents had listened. You're a big lady. I'm the big guy. I think we can make some kids. We can make us some fucking money. Let's go. So you need a picture of talk about you. If you're really into football and you're a big fella and you see this big lady at the bar with some nice hands.

1:19:24Look at those hands. I need hands. I need a lady with a grip. You know, you're on the fucking list. If you have a lady and she's tall, but she's got some dainty hands, you could have a brittle kid. Yeah, you have a big one. You don't want a brittle boy. Well, I believe in giants. I saw a fucking... I went to an NBA game and met Zach Edie. Yeah. Jameo. Bring up Zach Edie. Edie. If you saw that guy, if you lived back then, it's all a guy like fucking Zach Edie. Oh, yeah. Where am I? Fuck, don't fuck with those guys. Edie, what's that guy, the mountain from Game of Thrones? Bro, how about that? That's a shot.

1:19:54Just shot. Yeah, shot. He's a legitimate shot. He's a seven foot human. He used to cover the store and it was like, he's the only ten just taller than me, but he's only a seven foot human. Whoa! Yeah. What is he, Siberian or something? He looks like Mongols. Oh, okay. No, he's... What is funky? Oh, this isn't Yomang. Who's this guy? He's a security. Oh. He plays with sixers. What is his nationality? He looks a little giant. I believe he's a man with a breath. Yeah, but what is he? He's his family's background. Oh, no, he's Toronto -ey. I like the Canadian. He's a little weight -side, ting -ey.

1:20:29Nice to see. Seven, four. But in Jesus Christ. I took a picture with a nationality. What is his nationality? I looked like a... Other than Canadian. That was me. What does his family come from? Chinese immigrants. Chinese immigrants. He played with the W and B .A. If I was... He played ice hockey in baseball. That's a good athlete. Yeah. I don't know. Ice hockey. He's crazy. That's good. I think it's really... Ice hockey would be tremendous for any sport, right? That's a hard -ass sport on your legs. Oh, yeah. Well, the best players will only play 20 minutes a game. Wow. They play like a third of the game.

1:21:01It's that hard. Yeah. But it's a... they play so many games. It's not every fucking other day. Yeah. Well, yeah. You just can't play a long ship. I think the hardest... Those motherfuckers... There's no commercial breaks. There's strength in the whole time. There are some breaks. Every single time a guy gets touched, they all lay down. But that's the end of the game. Well, that is on purpose. Everybody in America is like, oh, the fucking pussy. They're up and taking a break. Bro, there's no time. Yeah, that's true. They're all like, yes. Rugby might be at... Rugby might be at... Rugby might be at...

1:21:31Rugby is the rugby. They don't stop. They don't stop. They don't stop and there are no pads. It's American football. Rugby? No, American football is the reason it's a three -second play is because they would die. Right. They're going into... It's such a full sprint. Crazy. There's full power. Those are giants. But the cardio is a non -party. In terms of that, they might be soccer or rugby or Aussie football. Yeah, all right. Then cross -country is the craziest. When we went to Dallas, we were at the Cowboys first in the Jets. We went to set this first NFL game I've ever been to. And we were like, not far away from the players.

1:22:04And you see how enormous they are. You're like, it was going to 350 pound humans just walking... Running. Walking with mortals faster than us. Yeah, they're here. They're so fast. Who's that one guy that was almost 300 pounds? Any red, a four -second, four -second plus 40? Aaron Hernandez. I mean, there's a... Now... Now... You're just swinging at anything. You're just swinging at anything. You're just swinging at anything. That's an island of garbage. Yeah. They thought mermaids. Those were manadies. Yeah. That's how drunk and horrid they were. I know I've heard that rumor. I don't believe it.

1:22:38It's a dark, big, big, big, big, big, big, big. They even poked in the eye since they were two. And drinking rum all day. They just poked them. Guys poke them every time they get in an argument. They just poked too in the eye. Nobody could probably see it all. There's no glasses. He just went blind. You're eating terrible food. Yes, I don't believe it. They're blind by the time they were 20. They thought a manadine was a woman. I don't believe it. A nice plump woman. I can see both ways. Really rich ladies that eat the grapes. Yeah, the ones... What do they call those? Fat trucks. Who been asked?

1:23:04Lizzo. That was hot packed down because nobody could get fat. Because everybody was starving. That's true. That's true. That meant you had money. Yeah, you were hot. Now fat people are poor. Right. So back then, that was a hot fat lady. Who was flip fat lady. Flute round. Yeah, we did flip it. We did flip it. It's super easy to get fat now. Jennifer Aniston's real thin and Gweneth Paltrow. They're all billionaires. Yeah, she's burger is a 39 cents on Wednesdays. Exactly. The Mondo. Yeah, even like Oprah keeps trying to lose weight. She's always been, huh? Always. She's like, she's like, comes at the best.

1:23:38The Sherry Shepherd coming out. Do you ever see that one on the view? Sherry Shepherd came out from the... She lost all this weight. Oh, is that right? And that orange bathing suit. And we did it. And I lost all this weight. They wheeled out a cart of ribs. For her to celebrate. For her to celebrate. She's gonna have bathing suit eating ribs. Get fat again. Jamie. Sherry Shepherd's body. How are they doing, Tour? That's such a hate or moose. It's really funny. You'd be like, hey, I'm done with alcohol. Let's go. There you go, Phil. One year sober. Let's celebrate. Damn. Yeah, the aerosimics taken over.

1:24:11But that's crazy that they did that to her. Yeah, they're like, you could do that to celebrate now. I like it. Bro, you remember the time Oprah had that lady on. It's an inch there. They did. Oprah had that lady on. We got her face foot off by the chimp. Stay there. And she showed her face on TV. Oh, yeah. Oh. She said that the lady was wearing a veil over her face. Like, let's see your face. Come on. She pulls the veil away. Like, what are you doing? Well, she should go Muslim. Cover her up. May as well go Muslim at that point. Oh, trick of man. Oh. You imagine me and a good Muslim man. You go, this lady seems cool as shit.

1:24:39Well, she doesn't have a... She doesn't have any eyes. It's like J. Lennon. She doesn't have any eyes. You can see it coming. Really? Yeah. Her whole face is gone. She's like, you sound like a man for me. Yeah, this is... That's crazy. Oh, was it hard? Oh, yeah, she looks good. Yeah.

1:24:59That's not the feel. No. Wow. Sherry's bathing suit, buddy. Damn. Now you can eat. No, you can't. Now you keep not eating. Oprah fluctuates. She's like, when do they move people off that show? Sherry's not on that show anymore, right? No, she's not. She started going back to clubs. 15 years ago. She was one of the real comics. There you go. Down there as a comic. Way back in the... I didn't know who Sherry. Sherry's a good story comic. She's got on the view for like, I don't know, three to 20 years. Right. Damn. That's a tough gig. Fuck. I think the view is going to get canceled. No, I don't keep going forever.

1:25:37No, the view is fucking killing it right now. They're all spas now, it's hilarious. Yeah, that's true. Well, you're dealing with one watch. These two matriarchs, right? The older ladies. Yeah. You kind of set the tone of the show. You know, that's the part of the problem. They're out of touch. They're out of touch. They're out of touch. What? What was pretty hot? Whoopee gobers. Like, did you see what she did that? That's that in island bakery? Yeah. No. Crazy. She's that in island bakery. Their boiler went down. And she placed an order of cupcakes for her birthday. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on.

1:26:04I can't imagine yet how this would go back. Okay, go ahead. So that she places this order. They say, we can't promise you that we can do this because our boiler is down. So we can't, we can't fulfill this order. And so then the next day, the boiler was back up. She has someone else call the same bakery and they get the order. And because now the boiler's up. She claims the reason why they didn't take her order is because they didn't like her politics. Oh. And so she says this on the view. So then the bakery has a press conference where they say, we've been in business for 150 years. This is not what happened at all.

1:26:40We don't discriminate against anybody regardless of anything. We just had a problem with our boiler and she's sinking it out of family run business. And then there's a line around the block for the bakery. Nice. It's bananas. And then she doubles down. She made a video and she didn't even apologize. In fact, she said the same thing. I know. I can't even see a possibility where she's sitting in her back with her best. Her best was like, wasn't it like the Holocaust and she was like, that's white people problems. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's great. Well, she got kicked off the show for a couple days. That's right.

1:27:12Remember? Yeah. Oprah, Oprah or whatever. These people, Oprah, did I swear you had a fight? I might have sunk over it. I told you you said, what's going on? These people are just two out of touch to be running that show. Bitch McConnell. Well, is that guy in charge for now? Didn't they put Mitch McConnell in charge of something? He's probably. Really? He just did. He's fucking locking up like a Windows 95 computer. He's got the spinny wheel. He just locks up all the time and they just put this guy. What did you just put Mitch McConnell in charge of, Jamie? Comedy Central. Something about pulling back.

1:27:46Put on Futur on defense. All things comedy. He's going to take over. Futur on. What is it? Defense spending, which is what you're trying to defense. You run anything by that, dude. He can't count more. The Senate Appropriation Subcommittee on Defense and Chairman of the Senate Rules Committee. Get him up there. That's what we need. Yeah, that guy locked up twice on TV. Oh, yeah. Fully locked up. Like, I didn't know where he was. Did he grab his arm, take him off the stairs? Yeah. You ever see him lock up? Yeah, he's got the turkey neck. Jamie, pull up the video of Mitch McConnell locking up. He was like the face of evil for a while.

1:28:19Watch this video. He just stepped down. He's going to step down. He thought that he was going to step down, but he did. This is an old clip. He can't step. He was old. Older thought. He was a billion years ago. Bro, but it's the way he locks up is terrifying. It's like, it's almost like the guys having a stroke. It's very strange. Maybe the women of the viewer geniuses, because we're all talking about it. It's a ton of people. Yeah, it's not the views of the viewer. You've been watching it. Yeah, give it to us. It's great. This week has been good about the hearts of the cooperation. Jesus Christ.

1:28:47Oh, he's limping. Oh, hold on. He's limping. Oh, no.

1:28:54It's like when a girl eats your ass, you didn't know she was going to. You're like, oh shit. Oh, this is going great. Oh, bro. Bro, look at this guy. He's waving back and forth, but he's ready to go. They're all looking like what? Oh, he's melting. Look at the extras. This is a full lock up. Oh, man. Anything else you want to say? I'm sure it's going back to your house. Let's go back to your house. Yeah, I'm done. Oh, my God. So that guy just got a new job. That's what he's running shit. Is that carousel? That's crazy. Megan Repino. That's Emma Wilman as a top general manager. How bizarre is that?

1:29:33That that guy just got a new gig. That was Emma Levine. He's so done. Who's running shit? Well, you had it. Oh, there it is. Who's wrong, shit? Yeah. Who's wrong, juice? That's your same juice. But at least it should be young juice. Oh, man. Your people are really shit. I love it. But Lucy's an Italian. Timeless juice. You guys are like grunchies. She's like, grunchies. I know this is a bigger and bigger. It's more of dead. Yeah. I think she, uh, that sounds just got them Italian Yams. She's got a photo with a JFK back in the day. She's back in the day. Yeah, she was like a kid. Oh, yeah. She gave him some head.

1:30:07Damn it, after peace. I'm running. I was trying so hard. Hang in there, buddy. Nice. I don't make it go soon. Easy fellas. Quit that rough house. It was like horse play. I got it. Yeah. It's a wacky time to be alive. I can't tell if it's a great time. Oh, it's a great time. Or is it a horrible time? It's as soon as that happens. It's a great time. If you're at all running a company, which the government is, right? You should be like, oh, hey, no. We're replacing it. That's something you can't be in charge right now. You're, you're, you're, you're soul. It's not like John. We'll give you a pension.

1:30:40Now, we did this like Federman, Federman had a stroke. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's like that's an old guy. You can't try. You take away their license if they do stuff like that. 100%. That guy could be out of red light. Just locked up. Or just go right into an intersection. Not even know he got his foot off the brakes. You ever be at a red light, high and fall asleep. And then when you wake up with somebody honks, you go, they actually pull over. Yeah. It's just wrong. No. No, I just heard about people. You ever gone like that? You were texting for like 20 minutes. You look up. You're like, damn, that was dangerous.

1:31:11Yeah. Holy shit. No, never. Yeah. I use the Apple CarPlay thing. Oh, yeah. I used to be text. I pressed the text. You say text, Mark Norman. What would you like to say? I would say Margaret. And then your mouth says it back to you. Sometimes it fucks it up. Which is a real problem. If you have any weird naming street or something like that, that won't work. That's burnt. Every time burnt, it's like, what is this? It goes, oh, it's speech or text. Or fat fingers. Yeah. Or slurring. Speech to text is really easy if you're busy. Because you can get away with doing it like in five seconds. What would take you like 20 minutes to type out?

1:31:45The best was Daniel White would went to a flip phone so we could feel the buttons so he could have a business meeting. Tell me if I'm wrong. Yeah, you're wrong. I'm wrong. And text under the table. He definitely texted under the table, but that's not why. He just started out with a flip phone and when everybody was going to smart phones, he's like, I can just text with my finger. And he was so busy. He's like, I don't have time for fucking apps. Like, what are you doing? But isn't that T9? That should take a half hour. But you can see all the buttons. But you can do it without looking. It feels a lot.

1:32:11He even, I were having dinner and he sent me a text without looking. He goes, I'm going to send you a text right now. I don't have to look at my phone. Was it accurate? It was accurate. I was like, wow. I mean, it wasn't crazy. He used like the letter U for you. That's when that shit started. That used to drive me crazy. Don't do it. Even back in the T9 days. Don't you do this? Two of them now. You set up a bitch. Even in the T9 days, I used, why are you? Even that? Yeah, not you are either. Why are you apostrophe, I don't know if I did that. Could you even do an apostrophe back then? You can.

1:32:41It's a four button thing. Oh, yeah, we're talking to Mr. Flipkloan here. I gotta get back there. I gotta go back like the Alan. Well, Dave Atel still on it. That's true. Dave has like three phones. I saw him the other night. He had some killer new. He's so timely and relevant. Always. Two minutes on white lotus. It was gold. What's white lotus? It was in the eye of the TV show. TV show on his guy. The giant fake cock in it that really tricks me. Steve's on. Got your heart. Now the season two. Oh, it's like a real hot guy. And he goes in and changes while girls. Oh, yes. Yeah, you see Piki Vinders?

1:33:15He's being a vinders. How about that scene where that lady's sucking, oh, that guy's sucking that other guy's cock? Pull it up. Which one is the latest? I remember that. No, no, no, no. Lini is literally sucking the guy's rubber cock. What? Yeah, there's like an orgy and this lady is, it's either a lady sucking the guy's cock. He's a guy sucking the guy's cock. 100%. That's sure you were. I'm like, Bar Mitzvah video. Can I get that baby? Oh, shit, I got a P2. Some guy was sucking another guy's cock. Piki blinded. Yeah, I'm gonna P2. The Irish movie. You go first. It's gonna be me and I. Yeah, you guys can do it.

1:33:45Yeah, we should go. I'm gonna do it. Talk about. I'm gonna hold it. Give it a shot. I'll go. I had a few at the Delta Lounge. Nice. Oh, you had some rubber poofs and drinks. Well, so long over. I had to get a B .M. Oh, yeah, I did a show in Charleston. That's great. That's a great crowd. But yeah, after it, that's a drinking town. Norman, it's Norman got me into the lounge once and I was like, oh, I'm gonna get a drink. He said, what are you, that's free drinks? Why do you order that? They have a whole list of free drinks. Yeah, that's true. That I have. Oh, definitely. Yeah. I've seen Norman eat wings off a plate going to the kitchen of the salad.

1:34:17Oh, yeah. We had that steak last night at the stand or two nights ago. Who's steak is it? He's just like, let me just have a piece. A third of it. Yeah. It's in his mouth. Never got caught. Yeah. Who's that was? Hey, why some more digger kit? But everybody wants to go in the shitter. It was a funny defensive, believing dragons. Yeah, he got him. And then going, sash cross. He's real though. Yeah. Yeah. I love when you're like, you could have got me on a real fight. You could have got me on that. That's great. I don't want that one. Yeah. Now, the view rules. What's going on with you? Uh -oh. You seem fucked up.

1:34:50I don't know. I know that's the worst thing somebody can say to you. So I do a fuck. I don't know. You just want to go in here, editing my special. I got special coming out. Oh, nice. Oh, shit. A new one. January 14th. That's what you covered. That looks like a couple little. Get fired up. Turn up. Doing whiskey all day. This is my third one. We started before we got there. Three drinks. And we started before we started. Yeah. What we started? You're drooling. You're a mess. And we back. Now I got a wee wee. Go for it. Yeah, we have no leader with Joe Rogan. We were floating. Um, these things are weird.

1:35:23Yeah, I was just like, what's going on? Are you okay? We had nothing. Is a fun time. It's a fun time. What? It really is. You can't, it's scary, but it's a fun time. These times? Yeah. As long as the water isn't really good. Can you break off a real actual hot war if they can stop these motherfuckers from doing that? I'll let you keep, she keeps telling me to chill because I keep following that. What? And it fucks me. That fucking lady's nuclear war book. Who? Oh, yeah, yeah. Just to show you Jacobson. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck to be able to. One from Broad City? No. Yes. The author. This lady wrote a book about what would happen during a nuclear war.

1:36:00Well, I would tell him. I'm in a way we all would. Yeah. But. New York's getting new first. And how dumb it is and how quickly it, like, both have a policy that's like, all right, yes. Like, if they think there's a new. Yeah. I was in Cuba. So me and Bobby were like researching like the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Bay of Pigs while we were there. And then I, I mean, how close it was with that submarine. Three out of four Russians were like, we can't talk to Russia. So like, there must be a reason for that. I bet they're attacked. We should launch. And one out of the four was like. One guy. Hold on.

1:36:33No, save the entire world. Let's wait an hour. Yeah. Jesus. That's how close it was. And he lost and then America would have to launch. You know, I know we're supposed to support the bros, but the guys on the fucking nuclear subs that like they're only, they're going to just destroy the world and then. Then what you fucking surface. Yeah. And go, all right. Well, right. What are you coming back to? Yeah, stay down those long. You come back to a destroyed world. Yeah, don't know. Not like there's spots you can go to like the world's cook. The whole thing's going. I slow down. How do you do that?

1:37:04We're that we're so close that Russians had to warn the United States. They were launched that missile at Ukraine. Yeah, because it would end the world. Yeah. Yeah. So it's the first time one of those missiles has ever been used. It's based on an intercontinental ballistic missile, but they call it a mid -range. So it's a mid -range ballistic missile. And it easily could have a new gun. So when they launched it, they had to let the United States know that they were launching it, but they didn't say if they had a new gun or not. Oh, really? No. Shit. They have pictures as well. I don't think they said, let's Google that because what I read said - I thought they had to say they had to have said there's no way.

1:37:39Give it a go. Do you think they said there's no issue? This is just a show. I hope that's true. Because I didn't - I would have ended the fucking world. The thing that I read said that they didn't - I do not know if that's true though. But it's so hard to know what's true and what's not. Yeah, there's so many different stories out there. You know what I would like to know is that footage of those - Do I believe in dragons? Do I know? I think you do. It's hard to know. Bigfoot's real. Uh, the video of that missile landing though, was that real? Yeah. Oh, I saw that. That was fucking cool. Yeah, cool shit.

1:38:13Looks like lightning. Yeah, it's sucked down there. Yeah. But the amount of - I mean, these are like some, basically experimental things. That's landing, you know? I'm not dropping up for you now. The stuff that we've seen is so small in comparison to the stuff that we have. We have stuff that would wipe out entire shelves of the continent. Let's do it. You would kill everyone in the UK instantaneously. Good. I just - I'm not a Brit yet. Get out of the floor, I'm a Brit. I just never wanted to go ham. Those teeth. If there was some sort of a real nuclear war and a bunch of them launched. Yeah.

1:38:50And you hit Chicago with three big missiles with nukes on it. Those things are a thousand times stronger than the Hiroshima bombs. A thousand. Twice would be enough. Let's see what the total is. What is the most powerful ballistic missile that carries a UFO bomb? What can it do? Look at this. Whoa. What? Whoa. Whoa. Are those real? Nothing's going up. It almost looks like the reverse footage of missiles firing. Yeah, it does. Jamie, how much more powerful are today's nuclear bombs than what they use in Hiroshima? And how much more powerful is today's weed than the 70s weed? Don't you think there were some people in the 70s that had the real shit?

1:39:33Probably, right? Probably. When Jay came to used to come to LA and he goes, New York weed is good as LA weed. And my challenge accepted. And he assumed his weed was good. Do you remember the time? The 70s must have been that. A bunch of doors going, oh, this weed is good. And the heads were like, I don't know. Every time we fucked up, we went to Philly and we fucked up because we disregarded their weed. What? Philly weed. Silly, Philly weed. We got a bliterated and we could barely talk. Oh, yeah. That's a heroin. We got a bliterated. It was fun. It was fun. It was fun. That's like anything. Blow.

1:40:07Okay. Okay. So how much bigger is it than Hiroshima? Okay. Let's close. This is Rogan's club. So Hiroshima. Yeah. This is Brian Simpson, Bruce Kiltoni. 15 kilotons for Little Boy and the Russian ICBM has 800 kilotons. Oh my god. I don't know what that means. That's a lot. We just suck. It would suck so hard. 100. I think there's New York maps and see where I live in these days. That's so crazy. Great. We'd just be on fire. We'd be in the fire zone. I would love to be some later generation to come to see me. Like playing video games. Frozen. Jack and off, yeah. Oh, yeah. Pumpay. Yeah, Pumpay, Jack golf guy.

1:40:44That's true. Couple of his guys were gay. How do you know? Pull it up. No. They were trying to say they were gay because they just want to play with gay people. They were having a lot of fun with gay people. They were having a lot of fun with gay people. They were having a lot of fun with gay people. But these guys were dying in the middle of a fucking furnace of ass. We may as well try some cock. Don't you think they just hug each other? I mean, what would you do with your friends with their men? I would not hug you. I would not hug any of you during that. You wouldn't know what to happen. You would hug to each other.

1:41:09Let's hug. There's a dog like a mid -run. Bro, you would cling to each other. You would cling to each other. You would be fucking, you'd be all cooking together. I could use a hug. Instantaneously. Oh, it's going to scare me. I'm like, hardly with you guys about stuff. It's a mom and a daughter. Oh, she's eating her out. It could have been some guy just hanging out with his friend too. You fuck heads. What? It could have been a mom and a daughter. But it wasn't everybody gay back then though. Why did you do it? Historians love putting gay on everybody. Mom gay. Oh, come back up. Come back up. Nice guy.

1:41:41You think I've been rich because I'm nice. That thing's on. Pull onto an open atmosphere surrounding sexuality and sex. Uncultable depictions of penises and sexual acts and statues and wall paintings. Oh, maybe they were gay. Thank you. How about maybe everybody who's gay back then? Maybe it's like Afghanistan. He's like that Spartan guy from Sigurd's podcast. Look at that guy. Why not go gay? What do you got to lose? There's no cameras. Alexander the Great was not gay. What? Come on. I thought he was gay. Not gay. How do you know? They just know. There's no record of him being gay. But he put up some statues of bros.

1:42:15How about that recipe of duck? So what is the rumor for him being gay? What's it come from? Came from the movie Alexander. No way. Really? Really? Really? Somebody had to be gay back then though. Yeah. Oh, they were all gay. They were all gay. If did he was, I mean, is it like Diddy gay? Or is it like a real gay? I think it was Diddy gay. No, I think it was. It's power gay. I think it was Diddy gay. I think he was having orgies. It's unknown. If Alexander the Great was gay. But historians believe he likely had relationships with men. So he might not have engaged as he fucks dudes. It's just like his so sick of these Joe Bayhars that you're like, let me just fucking do it.

1:42:49It's so long ago. It's just making sure that if it was a street will be Goldberg. Alexander the Great. He's getting fucked. He's like going to talk to the guy. Ain't you grease many men engaged in same sex relationships without shame. Yeah, I think everybody who's gay back then. Why not? Why not? They can sit out and have a feeling. They're going to go. I mean, I'm like, man, this is a billboard with guys kissing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I just had to excuse to meet to talk about pork. This is like climate change. This is a blip that goes up and it's going to come down. No, no, no, no, no.

1:43:14That's what it's like. Yeah, guys sucking each other all over the place. It's like, hey, that's kind of gross. I don't know, I saw that Jaguar head. There's always going to be a certain, just kill Jaguar. Like fucking kid Rock kill, but I mean, what are they doing? What was that? What was that? You didn't see the Jaguar head? Yeah, Jaguar head. I got most of my news from being on this podcast. The Jaguar head. This is reliable. I'm like, ABC dude. The Jaguar head is the fucking craziest speech. The guy gives a speech like it's four years ago. Wait, like he's in the throes of the fucking BLM movement and like the, the wokest of woke times.

1:43:46Really? He should be wearing a mask when he does this speech. Oh, here we go. See if you find the speech. The, the ad is ridiculous. This? Yeah, this is Jaguar. What is this? The Olympic? This is sports cars. All right, what's that so bad? That's kind of cool. Yeah. What is that in the cars? Lot of colors. Well, this is just weird, which is fine. I like weird. Target. Okay, yeah, but I'm asking for the press conference. That Megan Rapinoe. So the press conference is where the guy starts talking. The ad is just weird. But then the press conference, the guy talks about how inclusive they want all diverse and this is, you got wrong ones.

1:44:22Jacksonville Jaguar. Shout out Gabe Davis. Gabe Davis. Just sitting on the cast. It's about me. Cool. That's a good, good time for a while. And then the way they say it is just like, are you selling cars or not? Why are you selling this political ideology? I thought you made sports car. Did you ever see Century of the self? Yeah, hell yeah. What's that? They're no longer selling the thing that has, Adam Kurt. They're no longer selling the thing that has the value. So like Piano is stopped going from like, this is a good Steinway piano with good sound to this will bring your family together. Right.

1:44:53And when you see the guy from fucking true detective going, the freedom I get from driving on the road is a cut. Nothing to do with your motor. They're selling that to everybody on every front. It's like Subaru made with love. This thing you're selling. This thing you're selling is not your audience. Your audience is. You're always here as you go. You're everywhere. Oh, dude, the Jaguar. Well, I see the commercial. They're pretty cool. They're bad ass. They make, that's the problem. The bad ass for guys like us. The Jaguar was always in the shop. That was the, that was the, that was the, that's true.

1:45:23The new ones are more relaxed. They say about every single. No, no, no. I think the new ones are owned by Ford actually. They bought it. Yeah. The new Jaguar is the V8 coupe is a fucking beast. Wait, it's an amazing car. I don't know. I think this is a different. They hired a guy. Did you find the press conference? Uh oh. Jemos. Drunk. Describe it. Come on, let's grab it. I'll type it in. It's just people complaining like making videos complaining. I can't find it. Guarantee you can find it. Got to get it. No, I'll read it. Remember the Trump draw a woken episode and you search Joe Rogan Donald Trump and it was like.

1:45:52They fucked us. A bunch of fucking reaction videos came up first. They fucked us. They made it impossible to find the video. And we had a complaint and they said it was accident. But like, how did this accident happen? They wouldn't say. See, here's the thing. Like, maybe there's a way that you can, but this is me completely speculating. Okay. But maybe there's a way. Like, I don't like Ari Shafir. No, you don't. Some sort of super bad. I run sort of a super pack or I think Ari Shafir has a podcast that's dangerous. Yeah. And it might be I might be able to do something by mass complaining about your podcast.

1:46:29Like mass flagging it. Right. Like, if I, if I have a bot system and I can get like a million people to mass flag your video, maybe it gets put into a category where it's more difficult to find. They do that. I'm just imagining if I ran a company and it was potentially like a beheading Taliban video and it got mass flagged, you would want it really hard to find. So you would hide the actual title of it. You would make it so it's difficult to search. Yeah. I'm just being as charitable as possible. Yeah, okay. Right. That's what I could imagine. So I don't think they want people to know that that's possible.

1:47:04So when you ask them how did it happen? They don't give you a straight explanation. Because if that's the case, and this is again, that's completely me speculating. But if I'm speculating that you find out that that's a thing and I bet somebody does know it's a thing. If it is a thing, they definitely don't aren't publicly known. Because then all these other foreign countries, anybody wants to stifle any kind of news story, anything could just start using this process to hijack. No, at the time I've come into public fire, it's like the videos and I've nothing to do with it go lower. Because people are just like, let's just flag them.

1:47:35So yeah, like you said, 1 ,000 people flagging it. The box goes, this is probably problematic. Yeah. And they don't have the time to be searching everything. The amount of shit that gets posted every second on YouTube is mind blowing. Yeah, can we talk about that Trump speech about going, we're not going to do that shit anymore. Oh yeah, that was nice. That's the only one. I've tried to explain to people like what? I've tried to, in the kindest way possible. And this is what I come up with. When I make fun of the dead golden girl, they can't ban me for bullying anymore. Bany White? Yeah, they'll have to go, that's definitely not bullying.

1:48:09We won't ban your account. You can actually get an answer. But I want to hear what he said. Because it was so, it hit me up. What he said is that you cannot have censorship on social media sites. And you can have the government interfering with where you speak. I said this video anywhere. I've only watched the video, Jane. I'm not saying you didn't. I'm just saying I can't find it. Okay, well keep looking. You need some regularly. You can have faces of death. Keep looking because I know you can find it. It only shows that this is the source of it is the financial times. It says it was an interview.

1:48:38Yeah, but I watched it on Instagram. I did too. I typed it all over the place. Did you type it on Instagram? Jaguar ad? Yep. Or Jaguar press conference? I typed it in the guy's name. Damn, did they scrub it? Maybe. That's crazy. They might, they definitely do that. Did you see they scrub Jeffrey Epstein's connections to Bill Clinton off of Clinton's Wikipedia? Boy, Clinton's slippery, huh? Really? He's good. Yeah, yeah. He's a lot. It's talking, change my Wikipedia to go. R. He doesn't have any of your gold, but he's hidden it among his friends. How the fuck do I know? Boy, you can't find it. Jamie, you're right.

1:49:11Also, the only people I type in Jaguar ad in the guy's name literally says no results. This is crazy. They pulled the video. Oh, it must have been such a, they must be so terrified of things like this. How people I got us talking about it. She needs to get into this sponsorship. Yeah. You can find his quote. So get his quote. I always love Jaguar. Bloodline Jaguar. Drink it in the driving. Look at those freaks That's crazy. Okay, let's say that. Like Aliens. Jaguar managing director. How do you say this name? Rodon Glover. Hold on. That didn't even have you in the final. Wait, what on? The intended message had been lost in a blaze of intolerance on social media and denied that the promotional video was attended as a woke statement.

1:49:51Fuck you, wasn't. Joe. It's put his name together. It's raw, don lover. Oh. Think about that. Oh. You ever think about that? That's what they were saying about that. Don Glover. You blew my mind. You need a real. Yeah, bro. It's a brand and it's a completely different price point. That was a tweet. I saw that. Oh, yeah. I was like, I'm not that quick. I'm not that quick. Look at this. We need to move away from traditional automotive stereotypes. Glover said that while the overall buzz the new campaign had been very positive. Look, that ad didn't bother me at all. I thought the ad was cool. Yeah.

1:50:23The things that he was saying, vile hatred and intolerance in the comments regarding the individuals that appeared in the video. Well, that I don't agree with. But what I do agree with was, the things that he was saying were like, crazy. Like, you're supposed to be a car company. Tell me how awesome your car is. What are the quotes though? That's like his quotes in that thing. No, you got to look at Matthew McConaughey talking about Lincoln. It's got nothing to do with the car. It's the same shit. They all do the same shit. No, no, no. This is a press conference. This is like a guy on, okay, but this was a guy on stage.

1:50:52It was saying all these crazy things. That's what everybody exploded about. That's what you can't find. You can still find that commercial. Because the commercial is cool. Like, I don't give a fuck if you want people painted up and dancing in a commercial. It's visually interesting. Yep. It's like Apple. But now, Jamie, Google Jaguar, top of the line, Coupe, whatever it is, the V8, V8 Coupe. Jamie, type in 8 ,800. Don't Coupe. The top of the line, whatever their fucking new one is. Is it called Coupe? Do you actually use that? That's how you suppose to say it. That thing is a beast. Is it not cool?

1:51:26Give me some volume. So if you're with the sound. Hold on a second. Wait, hold on. Is it not Coupe? They say Coupe in England. It's like Porsche. Yeah, exactly. See if you can find one that has sound. Because the thing sounds fucking incredible. It's a good looking ride. It's like a Dotsin 280SX. Yeah. What do you mean? Go to a video, Jamie. What do you mean? You hear this thing. Now, this is the type of car that you're not going to... I love you, buddy. Give me some, like go to where they're driving it. Welcome to Extra Throttle House. Here we go, right there. Okay. Go to where they're driving.

1:52:02Oh, he's driving an asshole. Here it is. It's quite interesting getting out of something. It's hundreds of thousands of dollars. You're these two guys are going to get caught in a volcano, sucking each other. Like pumping. Let's go to the woods where no one can see us. Let's test the steering. That's the throttle house. I'm excited with electricity. What's that amazing car? A rear end b. That's all I have to say. I would have bought one. I would have bought one before that press conference. Well, the 69 Jaguars, like the most coveted collectible. Well, it's a coveted collectible. It's a boss. I drove one of those.

1:52:36It's a very cool one. It's a very cool one. It's a very cool one. It's got the long front end. Yes, exactly. They're interesting. There's a company that takes them and makes them restomats now. So they make them drivable. So you can drive one today and don't feel like you're going to die every time you hit the brakes. Yeah, they're unreliable. Try driving a 1969 car today. They're fucking garbage. I got a 73 -beamer. I never went broke with it. This is the guy. This is the guy. This is the head of marketing. Oh, fuck. Listen to what this guy says. Mateo's up there telling us what to do. And that Jaguar, we're passionate about our people.

1:53:13And we're committed to fostering a diverse, inclusive, and unified culture that is representative not only of the people who use our products. Why the heck American man? Because he's got a great shirt on. He's dominating in that shirt. He's like George Michael. He's a man of the majority of our own. Driven by a belief in diversity, inclusion, creativity, and creativity. But we're trying to sell it come out. Tires. Action. They're activists. We established over 15 DEI groups, such as Pride, who are here tonight and they're back. Yo, what's up, bro? Shut up, pride. Shut up, pride. Yeah. You guys are coming.

1:53:52Women in engineering and neurodiversity matters. We've launched major policy events in the industry. It was kind of Bud Light. Transitionary. No, no, no, no. Transitioning it work. Transitioning it work. Transitioning it out work. Yeah. Training fluid. Oh my god. It's so crazy that it has nothing to do with the product. That's what I'm saying. It's crazy. This is what you're doing. You're pushing an ideology on a bunch of people that just want cool cars. Like what? I don't disagree with any of those things. I want everybody to be happy. But shut the fuck up when you're selling cars. What am I buying?

1:54:24I think personally, like the annoyances, like that level of like politicizing a brand. That's like a big company. Yeah. That's genuine. On the right, the only time you see like a right wing, it's fucking my pillow. Yeah. It's literally fucking gold coins in my pillow. Those are the guys giving speeches. They're like, that's contrary we need a fucking right. Yeah. And it's like, fuck mine. I mean, fuck those guys. That's funny. But when it's a major company, they're like, we're gay. Fuck you. Yeah. The most, he listed eight things and not one of them was the steering wheel. Right. Bro, letting their employees be their authentic self.

1:55:00Your mother in law, ex -a -stere. What does that even mean? Letting them be their, so you're putting that at a bump. I'm going to come at you tomorrow when I get that. You're putting that above. You're thinking about that for three days and then come back out. Yeah. You're putting that above making a good car. And that's all anybody gives a fuck about. Yeah. You guys are stupid. This is Boeing. Boeing cut out the D .I. Well, they're all cutting it out. Because it's killing their business. It's what kill the Democrats. We could use it a little on this show. A couple old honkies talking shit. He puts the glasses on because he doesn't like what he just said.

1:55:32We're going to get a bright set. He's getting high. Get Simpson's fucking. Candy Griffin, something. Let's do the candy. That poor lady. Trump head. Candy Griffin got the raw deal. I hope that was a while when the whole of that Trump head, especially when she had bid on the fucking show. That's what you've increased. She's on the apprentice. What's she really? She's a guest. But it's like, what is she? I don't know. Wasn't Candy Griffin on the apprentice? But who took her out? Which side took her out? The right. The right. The right. That's so crazy. The right is such a lot of more as gay as the left.

1:56:06They're worse. The woke right. They call it the woke right. Candy Griffin's Donald Trump smelled really bad on the apprentice. Yeah. Okay. That's funny. I bet Candy Griffin didn't still smell that great. Yeah. But she smelled pretty bad as well. I could smell you over me. Yeah. That was from an award show that they sponsored. That's called the attitude of words. What was the Jaguar award? Oh, so he's just there to speak about that. He's talking about Jaguar. That's the problem too. Like we're hearing it about Jaguars, but he's just there to speak to that audience. Yeah. Which is either way. You're still, you're publicly addressing the Jaguar, like you're representing Jaguar.

1:56:41But I mean, if we're talking about like the fucking... Yeah, but if I were a war war, and we talk about Tony's thrones, and it's like, what about his comedy? Like, that's not what we're doing here today. That's true. If I went to the gay fucking arena show, I'd be like, Jaguar is gay. Yeah. I'm trying to sell to Jaguar. The problem is if it gets online. Right? And then we're talking about it. Always the problem is when it's shown to an audience that's not your intended audience. Right. Same with Tony. Same with Tony. I'm just here to perform for these people. It's like the Daniel Tosh joke. They took it out and put it on the news.

1:57:10Right, but with the things we don't want, a company to be attached to anything like that. We don't want a company. We want a company just so cars. I don't want you to get politically active. No. It's frustrating. I don't want it on either side. Right, right. If Ford was like really heavy on right wing issues and constantly chirping about right wing politics and Christianity and... Fuck a portion. Yeah, Ford's like, man. Ford's like, man. Getting all Jesus' feet. People drove people to abortions and Ford. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. You know what you're doing? Shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear it.

1:57:42I want you to sell cars. But I get if that guy's there to speak to those people, but the thing is he's speaking at... They did. That's the thing. I can type it in. Yeah, that's the thing. That's what I was arguing about. Did they have the same? The Budweiser can't. How did Gaycan? Every June. Every single one does. Yeah. They sponsored pride. Yeah, that's right. I mean, the Gaycan for price. Every company. Every special party in Chelsea. Yeah. All of them. Yeah. We all like Gays. Of course, they're funny as hell. That's great because it's shit. Well, I hate man. You have a discrimination. And imagine being gay and all of a sudden someone's telling you you can't be gay.

1:58:16Like, well, Benchpere. Oh! And the craziest take on it. Benchpere. Oh my god. He thinks you should treat it like you treat like not murdering somebody. It's like it's a sin. There's a lot of things you want to do. That's the old Jewish thing. It's you treat it like gluttony drunkenness or whatever. It's like it's a you just got caught with that. No. Just iron. You should overcome it. What do you Jews do to? Like what? We're like with you. You do what? What do you Jews are involved in like gay activities? Do you like keep it on the hush? Yeah. They literally dig underground. Do you dig underground?

1:58:45That's for storage. That's for storage. No, that's for storage. That's for storage. That's for storage. That's for storage. That's for storage. But we keep the hush. That's for storage. That's for storage. That's for storage. That's for storage. You got it. Listen to this plenty of you shiver rabbis who are fucking kids. They report them. They go to jail sometimes sometimes they cover it up until they got to the check some outs. You guys don't know. But wait a minute. Isn't it more Catholic? It's way more Catholic. I don't teach a fuck more kids in priests now. Girl teachers. Yeah. The girls teacher.

1:59:14They just busted another lady. See? I'm sure she was hot as fuck. She got busted. I bet she was bitter old ted hangs. The priests. Creepy. Crazy looking her eye. It's all about boys, sex and girlfriend. Bring up some hot ladies Search porn hub comm use of VPN bring up some hot child rapist female lady had she had the kid porn on her computer too Oh the Asian this is her not bad. Oh, no, not a dude. You would work for that in the box Because they want to fuck the guy that they couldn't fucking high school that's a dude. I'm a luchy's joke Hey, Joe, let's you hey, Joe. She says how bad do met how bad are men?

1:59:51You women have to turn to a fucking 14 year old boy of the filter desires. This wasn't happening in the 80s I think it was okay It's gonna be a stud and they say I want to get a first My god, like that lip glass. You dirty lady letter. Tell me about scripture. Do you have your magic under? I lose and the kids are into it. So that makes it also okay Yeah, the kids are hard as a rock thing come 30 times a day and they become prom king after this You're the most popular kid in the city. Yeah, but they got big mouth. He's fucking kids. Yeah, well I was what it is she made sex day 28 With a 13 year old what a wild bitch is very ghost asking other students to keep watch She's having sex with kids.

2:00:33Well, I was what happened. She was asking other kids to watch while she banged a kid Fuck the on the way wait wait wait, I'm talking to everybody. We're just watching it She's asking other kids to watch out look One of them one teacher they were gonna look out who's this lady holding fish dude if she fucked a kid I'm gonna be fucked all the kids. That's her look at her Florida Middles always Florida always Florida 14 year olds Yes, ma 'am. You did it. You did it. Good job with the fish and the legs to me. Gem. Oh, so that lady goes to the gym She's a freak. She can't take it man. She's she's she's born to be wild.

2:01:09It's not a hot male She's always got a fucking can alcohol in her hand Like that Vegas senator. Did they go to jail these gals? I hope not Mustache ponytail you have fucking sex Perfect You bugging fine in the hottest rapist teachers Jesus Christ. Well, it's if it's consensual just die Like they move around those Catholic priests. What I say do a bumper sticker like the honor roll Move around like they move those Catholic priests. They should have a new division of the Trump administration Just move freaks around to some kids who don't know how to write That'll motivate you Yeah, get some kids are not to keep their fucking mouth shut This is like we found a group of boys you can really understand that I keep a fucking secret these little rats This is Billy Madison To touch the high knee I have a beer too.

2:02:15Yes, sir. That nicely the suck your dick. You got locked up in a cage Veronica Vaughn So hot there's so many of them and they're hot. They're hot. That's what's crazy. Also these kids can get a boner Oh, a lot of They got a lot of boners. They know wrong is right. I lost my virginity like a 50 something year old And I think she was a guy who can get her nice We're back that's what we do good to have you back. Thank you. That's what we do. Mm -hmm Jamie what type of music are we gonna listen to while we bond these beers? Something without a copy right To be wild I think we need to hear that Jamie give me that Find a cover get a cover version.

2:02:56No, we love music. Yeah, we're gonna do not Spotify. Oh sick We release these only on Spotify so we can still go wild. No Yeah, that's what we do now. Didn't we disagree? Yes, can we do clips on YouTube? Yeah Palestine Yeah Yeah What a country what a country what a country Are you guys we guys happy when Trump won no? I'll tell you why work for Netflix. No, I It was it was funny because I've done the last three times with Trump the first time he won I've never voted. I don't vote same either so I wasn't like I still have that but I didn't think I wanted Trump to win until he won The first time then when he won I was like My crib.

2:03:51Don't wait. I'll tell you what me and Bobby didn't find out who won till Saturday Bobby Kennedy Bobby Kelly Oh and I am feeling in New York a liberal area a calmness. Yeah, they're all chill Yeah, they took a day daddy some they took them they took like a day to be like Not feeling it. I'm feeling a sense of kind of relief Yeah, I'm not I'm just like I'm observed observer. I gotta know they're out of control Well, people were more mad at Tony than the whole Trump winning it felt like that's got your Comment that's all I know Powers and trade you say if you go powers and try to anyone you go Tony Hunch.

2:04:26Do you remember that? I don't know right. Yeah, that's just our world. He's easy to hate. That's true Especially you know, I'm he's trying he's trying to get hated. He likes being hated He's a villain in a pro wrestling. He's a heel and that the heels went wide and it became a different vibe Yeah, which went went when it was stone cold I think goes in Kansas City and goes Kansas City Your women are all ugly and your barbecue tastes like ketchup and cardboard. Stone cold. I think so. Yeah better not it And He's just healing it's fun Really just a doubt in a guy at wrestling healing is fun and that's what Tony likes to do But it's like if you're one of those people that's not doing well and you see this guy selling out mass square garden in 40 minutes You're must be a reason people get mad I'm angry David Taylor said this he's murdered so well.

2:05:14He goes all the comics got mad. I'm not gonna say names You know the ones that got mad at Tony because they spent eight straight years trying to be politically relevant and none of them could really do it And they were earnest while they were doing it and then Tony with some jokes became the national talking point of politics and it toyed them apart Mmm, that's that's damn Tony should flip it because if you hate me your homophobic Yeah Thank you He's somehow against all odds I want to hear born to be wild Jamie put on fucking born to be wild Jamie looks like the my pillow guy now Jamie does look like Mike Lindell.

2:06:03That's the name Wait wait on it wait for the hook Yes For it now I can't be if I was worried about this day Daydream and rules How your guns at once Let's get to work So cool, Jamie You haven't finished it I think ten minutes This is your cold plunge come on But if you wild Sorry You met him not being American hell fucking gay Jaguar I take back all of a sudden about the Jaguar guy I kind of see the point now that I realized it was a big old pride Meeting yeah, yeah, he was speaking correctly for that environment. He was doing what Tony did Just a pride and it was given to the wrong You got it.

2:07:41Yeah, fucking like a Tony. I mean I love I love him too. We all love Tony He's fine. We get on stage now. It's like fucking Richard prior just arrived They go nuts, which is good that's what he needed I mean I when I was I introduced him a couple of times like right after it was Happening the pop was fucking insane. I got legitimately distressed over comedians coming after comedians It really bothered me. Yeah, it's a bad Yeah, I'm like Santa Claus making a list checking it twice of course, but I'm so I'm not How are you surprised by this comedians across the board are fucking dildos? I don't feel like they used to do yeah What do you talk about a time that I've never been around when that's the LA times the LA times in the peak It wasn't like that.

2:08:23It wasn't like that. They would shit on us being dirty But not probably I was never around. It was fun. The LA times where everybody went woke like 2014 2018 it was fun the LA times the LA times when we were in LA But I read the comedy store when you filmed your special you filmed your special in 2014 I came back to store it was popping it was popping and it was super positive for a long time the only thing to get you on is You're too low brow all right But it wouldn't be a public Admonishment of your material media fuck that up Well, it's also like people don't feel like they're getting enough attention for what they're doing Yeah, I don't know again.

2:09:04I'll say again. I was never around when Medians were positive. Mm -hmm. You were in the wrong spot. If you were with us in LA It was all first main street. It was all first main New York was pretty positive But in New York we hung out with the all people all people like Yeah, they were mad at us for being better than them and we were mad at them for being witty well the thing was we were free We were free we could do the stuff still that they did when they used to do you go back to like patents earlier albums He could cancel for a lot of those bits all of the retard bit. He's got a bunch. So all we saw was funny We saw with Pat was so tag heavy.

2:09:40Yeah, well, he's a great comic He's a great comic and especially back then when he was free. It's KFC bullshit was great Yeah, it was like god damn this stuff set up Tag tag tag tag tag tag tag tag tag tag you know what I said now once it is totally true He's like the best I've ever seen at making a premise work where I would have never imagined Mm -hmm. He'd take a premise. Yeah, where's he going with this? I can't believe this is working That's crazy calling his Tivo retarded when his daughter called someone at Starbucks a monkey Yeah, yeah, great. They're great bits great. They're killer bits.

2:10:12He's funny But you get captured man if you're on a bunch of other fucking cowards and everyone's like backstabbing everybody And there's this like weird compliance thing where you have to Completely adhere to an ideology 100 % hook line sink or your cast out as a Nazi. Yeah, but he doesn't cuz his True self is oh cool. She pal wants me out all the other but why we got it I got into this to be free I got it hang out with a bunch of people like us Yeah, a bunch of where we're all friends and we all are free and If you don't have that you don't know what the fuck to do bro. I barbed in chains Blame that on Connor I know You know Connor's like to pop like bro that you were so drunk Like was like were you here?

2:10:56I'm like to get my president Bro when you just gang fest and shit in that tubber where and they opened it up I gagged watching the video He just gags We just get fast. I just shit on stage. I'm done now. That was how did you get the note in the turn? shoved it up my butt Shoved there my butt wrote in you know GGL sucked. Oh it musically. Yeah me too But Your problem Now you're shit on stage. He's the only shit comic if somebody tries to shit on stage I'm like oh you're stealing from our ass Take your shirt off anymore There was a bunch of guys used to take their shirts off right really has to be your third christian I can't believe the burp was the only guy in the history of stand -up take a shirt off on stage He's just only one of it two times in a row right Then a 1000 times in a row right like Did you ever take a shirt off on stage?

2:11:58It took his whole clothes off Just bottoms just bottoms keep us top on all what so there's gonna be a person There's gotta be a person other than her is it possible the bird invented taking your shirt off when you do your set Probably jade a Jackson There's no this not happening the thing is this last recorded set with his shirt on Pull it up well every time he used to do the OR used to Because he felt like the OR Pull up the score pull the score now he takes the shirt off every time he gets on stage. He's trapped He gives away his shirt. He throws him to the crowd. I don't think he's even trapped.

2:12:37Don't I think he's Stop if you want it to it's also like the crowd legs that he likes it. Who cares? Yeah, what happens if he gets ripped that'll never happen. Oh, yeah, what happens if you're a christian rips if he If he finds his true self he's on the tea if he gets under 300 pounds. It's a massive coupé I Was expecting the golden gofers and states I like that. Whoa. I never forgot what they did Penn State Never forget what happened they raped a bunch. That's right. How crazy is that they cover How crazy is they covered that up forever and the best was say doesn't going well I can't just live next to her children school That's it if you look into that one though.

2:13:27That's one that's like that's a good spiritually one what am I well that's the That's not one guy He was running it was called second mile foundation was a bunch of kids. It was for like it was like boys town in the What's the thing from that Nebraska? Yeah, whatever He was running like a child. Yeah, he was he was running like second mile was for like kids without Parents who had helped Those are the best and he was and he was he dead Sandusky now he's still kicking really is he really is in prison? He's in prison. I'm sure I didn't get him because they hate child But he's too old though. Oh, what are you talking about they would kill him?

2:14:09Yeah, yeah look at anybody if you got a general population I mean he might be protected. Yeah, he's probably protected. Maybe they're playing football protect our birds I heard I heard somebody somebody what's the name Lee was was a Harvey Oswald Dayton somebody worked in prisons. She's someone actually and she goes and she goes Peely and she goes Anyone who's it all a celebrity at all screech level gets watched a thousand minutes a day and For Epstein to be unwatched is Undoable also that was under that was under the Trump administration. Yeah, well, it's seen got killed Listen, it didn't matter what administration does then that is some very powerful people Yeah, you do it.

2:14:52Who's the president? No, I know, but you you know the first that come out not a word Not a list not a thing nothing well, jizz and still there. Yeah, what's going on with that? I would imagine it's not going to either No, I'm not Like Yeah, yeah, right he's gonna tell it himself It was fun. Yeah, we're on an island We would have all gotten on that plane Let's be honest and the reality is they were running that for a long time And there's probably a whole network of connected powerful people that told you it was cool nothing's gonna come of it We're gonna have a good time. We can go to the island Me too, but probably no one probably told you these girls are 16 all you knew is girls there I'm sure some like a don't To be the coolest thing party.

2:15:40Yeah, yeah same kind of situation you get there you get loose First of all celebrities do not feel comfortable unless they're around people that are like them So yeah, if you're Jamie Foxx like Jamie Foxx is cool when he's around Kevin Hart because Kevin Hart is famous too Yeah, he's taking a photo. Oh, so you know these people that are like super powerful world leaders What's their fucking peer group other super powerful world leaders then the mix in a bunch of scientists? Mm -hmm a bunch of like very influential intellectual people that are interesting to hang out with yeah And then you get a free trip to an island your party in and then they're telling you it's cool We do this all time and you're like okay And then The Clip picture up Imagine your Clinton you go to my what's the picture with the fuck is that all about Sex to where like and like what's going on that room like you're not cool There's a bunch of ladies the whole thing Throw married guys you're all in trouble.

2:16:48You're all busted also if you're fucking a bunch of girls And you're supposed to be some guy talks about physics. No, I don't want to listen to you about physics. I got a video of your dick Get out of you like pleasure. You like dick pleasure unlike me. I don't I don't So there's all these people that are a bunch of hypocrites that are judging a bunch of people that went to this fucking island that you Would have went to too especially if you didn't know what the fuck was going on and you're some door could teach his complex mathematics Princeton and Money you're looking for a funding for a Hey, there's gonna be some rich guys.

2:17:20Oh shit. There's a Yes, and Epstein would fund science. He funded a bunch of different science projects You have a well -designed trap that would trap literally any human on earth Phyllis a man. He's really know what they're doing right are you out there? Do you know that do that page or thing was oh? That was diabolical slick great. I was appreciate that I was James Bond I mean you had a go from like they're gonna buy from this site. It was The packages who buys a pager Because they're doing it because they saw everything was compromised because in today's day with Pegasus these really have Pegasus They listen to any phone they want they listen to your phone my phone anybody's phone.

2:18:04They want to shit Even when your phone is off they can listen to it. Yeah These murderers will take their phone with them to bury their body Dumb ass leave it at home leave that phone at home. They can't help but check to talk. Yeah, but they don't watch Tick tock they're addicted to the reals, but the P. Diddy. Why can we get anything concrete? Oh? We really have the hotel hallway beat ass that one that one is in the process I don't know but hold on he's in jail. There's a lot going on a lot of lawsuits That one is like we're gonna find out Jamie Foxx just recently said that P. Diddy poisoned him That's why he got that stroke.

2:18:41I've heard that I talked about it on stage. He said it. He said it. Yeah poison He said it he goes. I didn't have a heart attack for his little vaccine. It was did he shutting me up See if you can find that because he said it on stage Poisoning people bro. I think there was some crazy shit going on like Cosby shit like drugging I think it was more right cuz there's there's a legend murders a bunch of people that got pneumonia a bunch of Convenient people that died of pneumonia Jamie Foxx addresses whether did he was responsible or swan 23 hospitalization while filming Netflix special Holy shit Jamie Foxx has a Netflix special they not care about at all stand up Jamie Foxx Audience members are all right.

2:19:25Oh, I see him a club's all the time good working out as bitch What is that share? The audience members had varying accounts of the comedian's words two of them claim that Fox said did he was Responsible for what happened to him that he's the one who called the FBI on diddy who's currently in prison waiting trial Sex trafficking charges a source close to diddy insisted to Daily Mail that there is no truth to song com's putting Jamie Foxx in the hospital There's no chance it was a joke I mean, yeah, it's a joke but joke based on truth or not truth it is possible That's totally possible. That's totally possible, but it's also possible He was extra explaining while he wind up going to hospital and he hasn't talked about it since he never talked about it Look at this big homie CC a celebrity security guard claimed in an interview with camcoppone news last week that Fox was Poisoned by diddy I know com's poison Jamie Foxx and Jamie Foxx reported him to the FBI because of it Jamie Foxx reported this man because to the FBI because of this he claimed So I've seen that video without guys talking about how Jamie Foxx Report is poison three times I think oh he said it as well.

2:20:30He's like why do I have signed I had my system Jesus Why do I have that's a good question? Why do I do I Jamie Foxx wipes away tears as he gives his artistic explanation of Mystery illness I love tears in a comedy special. I thought I was falling a cliff. What is that artistic Explanation of mystery illness. I know we're on a website. That's how you want to click bait. Oh boy So I don't know if it's true We won't know until we see the actual Jamie Foxx Netflix special which Ari has bookmarked. He's ready to go Yeah, you see the Rosio Donald click like a bunch of like stuff if we're talking about it She looks like Steve Bannon her just making jokes over the years about diddy and Gondy Jail and what he's doing wrong It was like it was like Cosby was Yeah, it was like we all they all knew about it, but you can't quite talk about it Meanwhile all these people are in Europe.

2:21:21That's right. How wild is that like Ellen just moved to England like to see it. Well better healthcare Is he talking about it here? Pull it up. This is December 10th Hell yeah, that's why I couldn't get an December date. He's a ten happy was wow It's called what happened was that's gonna be a big one. It might be like a one -man show rather than stand up Yeah, if they make a trailer like that that's like what happened I got drugged by both So wake up and I'm sucking the bronze dick I don't know how I got here Another guy scared of China the bra. Oh, yeah We I was talking to my friends earlier.

2:22:06I don't think the bra LeBron's only the only famous guys that never got hit with the pedophile fucking accusation. He might have never a child LeBron's crazy is that it might be the man Jefferson fake reading Malcolm X's book He doesn't see interviews we shows up with a book Is in the locker rooms? I put this book down. I defend him on that we've all we've all done that I've read the first We've all done that book on earth stuff on a bookshelf I whenever talent house once and he had something like catcher in the rar So he was a coffee table I go you not reading that I go you have that out there when girls come over you go you're right He was out of jail like he's come back You're It's also a serial killer book every serial was so nutty when I first when I first Visited him when I first started hanging out with him.

2:22:57He didn't have a lock on his door And someone broke his doorknobs off and he left it off and so like he didn't have anything He had like clothes and a couple of books that he pretended to read and a lady a homeless lady walked into his apartment while he was sleeping and was cooking breakfast and He goes downstairs. He smells something cooking goes downstairs as a homeless lady in his kitchen cooking She's like you got it going on honey look at all this stuff you got here and and he's like you have to you have to leave Like you can what the count was wild damn you didn't even doorknobs His doorknobs broken up.

2:23:30There was a hole in the doorknobs area Where you could just push open the door see we just shut that door and go to sleep in vets? Damn You're gonna die he's got to be careful get squatters. They're hard to get rid of well back then there was no squatters There's none of that back then. I don't know when all that shit started happening when people decided they can move into people's houses But it wasn't a common thing. It's real They have laws you can get rid of those people. I know it's crazy, especially I know I'm starting to stay open here like homeless people on his on his like poor She's like whatever.

2:24:01Oh, well the homeless Yeah, yeah, I think it's got whatever it just don't be weird, but fine And then he comes up and then chicken stabbed the dude because he was gonna go Yeah, no, no, we're cool because it's too much you guys you gotta go she He videotaped her with blood on her hand and she's staring at her hands goes I'm a contour my whore. I'm a contour my whore. She was something like crazy She was like you're just a cunt She's completely schizophrenic these people were like camped out Oh, Stan Oh, better house in Venice that had the American flag painted on the side of the house the whole house was the American flag That's fun.

2:24:36It was hilarious and we parted at his house multiple times. Yeah, and he was just such a silly boy And he let these people just sleep and it's I'm like you let these people just sleep there do you know him? He was yeah, they're good friends Venice is good friends Venice is creepy. That's something weird about that area He loved it. It's perfect for Santa. It is perfect for him. He fit in like OJ's glove It was perfect Is he still in bizby? Yeah, he's the king of bizby. Why would he leave didn't his house catch on fire? Oh, yeah, you can live in a teepee out there. It never gets hot never gets cold.

2:25:11It doesn't get too cold All right boys Do it for America. Yeah America versus Israel oh Shit that's the end of that israel's done Not bad not bad. Do you see Tony played drums on stage with jelly roll jelly roll that roll? He played drums he killed it fucking roll he killed it Jelly rolls a fucking man Good guy he was out here the other day hangs out at the club. I Deam no, I'm like, hey buddy. We've never like really hung out. We should like everybody I know likes you like Like let's hang out if you're coming out and he's like yeah, dude. That's great. Here's my number text me and he gave me a No He gave you a Forgot he was high I thought it was cool Shit Sorry, nothing.

2:26:17I'm like Nice, she really doubt Yeah, you wouldn't do that, but yeah, that is very that is very funny. Yeah, I told you do it to you I don't know yeah the kid rock watch story last time right? Yeah, it was great. That was good. He gave us a fake watch and left. He's like when you have this fake diamonds me and my friends fought about it for They 20 minutes I was like oh this is for me Amazon. This is $5 watch He wore it all night to treat us how crazy was the the garden with all those guys it was crazy kid rock Yeah, we can't know why it was like John Jones bowing to Trump It was like the gladiator about the Trump is a pop when Trump walked in the building was like you had to be there to understand It was like it always is a huge pop when he shows up every time But this was like triple that it was a five minute standing ovation five minutes It is five minutes.

2:27:06Wow. It is crazy. We've lost sight of like a president elect is coming in. Yeah, this is awesome We've just lost sight of like what that means President I mean I can't judge someone by how I Experience them. Yeah, I like that. It's fun, but it's funny shit on you and then you he comes on it I like that you can still be basically He barely shit. I've got something kind of crazy though. It's like I'm gonna get booted the UFC like I have all the places Dude, yeah, maybe the mother shit, but also also Shane at Kiltoni MSG Which is sitting on as Trump sitting on Rogan It was so funny watching from the sideline of shit They all knew and then you come up to your plus and Shane's like okay, that means he's here.

2:27:54I don't deterred it just going Great guy Great guy That was great great guy. I always loved him There's nothing weirder than being a part of a presidential election. It's real weird Nothing weirder especially like are you are here the fuck you were at like episode three or some shit You know this box yeah, imagine like this fucking thing somehow another effects for calming on and we used to do in my spare bedroom I was just talking to somebody like an airport or something like see you do it from a house like no He used to and then he had enough porn stars on the Around my family in one Andy dick at my house And then there was a few other people as like we have to have a location and then we did it red bands for a little while First one to get a studio.

2:28:42Yeah, whoa Fleshlight was in there. Yeah, I just I was like I got to get out of my house I have young kids and I have too many weirdos coming over the house. Yeah, I gotta me alone shouldn't be a chance You're over there before the bike But it was like one of those things where I was like okay, I think it's growing so I probably like let's accept it and Move on the next moves the ranch boys. I can't wait. Oh, I've been looking. I've been looking. We're gonna do something crazy Can't wait that we're gonna have a helicopter We're gonna have some guns and oh, we're gonna have that. I'm gonna make a tactical range like blown out Carrier let's blow up a cow.

2:29:16I'm looking at locations trying to fight Russia. Let's hurry up I don't really think Putin's that stupid. I think he's gonna realize what's going on And I think they're they're probably working this out Al's Jones said that Trump is having secret At Mar -a -Lago I hope it's true I hope it's true. I'm gonna come up with some sort of a Let's keep trying to come on whoa Yeah, I try to get to Lensky on I was like what are you talking about? Do you when you get an offer for somebody they must come at your bookers or whatever? Do you go do you like stop and like hold on let me think about this whether I want to be part of this story or not whether it'll be interesting or not Well, I wanted to stay out of the presidential election Yeah, what because I feel like I had to I feel like this is so nuts This is so not when that Tim Walls guy That guy's it's so nuts that guy was gonna be the vice president You're telling me you're telling me this whole thing fake then you're telling me you don't care if someone's a liar You don't care if they lied about their military rank where they served you don't care if they lie about being an assistant You don't care if they lie about T .N .A .M .in Square there's too many things this is so crazy You you would get fired if you were a assistant manager at a fucking Oil changing company You would get you jiffy Lou but fire so let me ask you a question though in two years from now There's no more common.

2:30:30There's no more Democrats for a while. We're deep into the next select thing can All these people now make fun of the current president Yeah, they should be able to they should be able to you should always be able to make fun of people Yeah, and if Trump does something stupid we're gonna be right here making fun of them great doesn't yeah He's the best chance to avoid World War III also JD Vans Good big Tulsi Gabbard all these people are fk junior all People are very poor lady Tulsi Gabbard going to Trump and the pro war guy Dick Cheney going to the other way great Kind of tell you what you need to know about international wars How about the fact that the left was like openly embracing the fact that Dick Cheney avoided comma They want to get out of here endorse comma rather they weren't going like what that's a no one endorsing you You got no one was standing back because this guy's responsible for like how many fucking people You ever see vice the movie about yeah Kind of made me a fan about It was supposed to make you not like him really me a family I've Jamie have I talked about this before no In the movie there's a part where he's like a drunk piece of shit.

2:31:37Oh like oh, oh dick Cheney He's doing like power he's working on power lines and shot is Wyoming or some shit And he's he's just getting a drunk bar fights and then his wife Lin Cheney is like are you gonna be a loser your whole life? Yeah, he's like Now how it's turn movie no, I won't and then he conquers the world Remember he shot his friend by like Dick Cheney no no I love you. You think you're great Apologize Baller beast Beasts right that's a lot of pop sorry. I wasn't the wrong place That's all me you shot me in the fucking face. That's on me. I should be aware that you're retarded Drunk Jesus that's really that's really Mars saying I'm not against big toilet paper Dick Cheney Republicans by sneakers to what what?

2:32:35Sneakers think it's real close Like it's nickers Let's mix it up. What's another good patriotic song? Oh, oh the Hulk Hogan America song That's actually great. That's good That's yeah, no, it's not a fuck yeah, but it's great It's it's it's probably the number one How crazy is it they had Hulk Hogan rip his shirt off at a political rally and how could you not be Behind it wacky time well damn this does hit Why some one's getting hard? Yummy's brown skin is brown. Is that brown face?

2:33:29That was me as a mask Who's saying this who's saying this him now this Hulk? No 21 million We can make it to a manager he's a guy. Hey Catcher on the right Okay, let's go You better do it all Mark Do it Mark do it Mark You better finish Do it just stop the war in Ukraine Not that's good not that mark not that's what yet that's what yet best one yet now take what's left in mind and you drink it Oh shit the joke bucket like a dirty person. That's a real one. That's a real Imagine you drink the backwash Power drink the backwash No, no, no, no do it do it do it do it do it It's not me Reaches mouth I have one of these in my studio for almost like for my podcast Persecut Precom because you're all looking really hot right now There's a volcano I'm sucking one of you I Puppey Brow Yellowstone Baby's gonna go as soon as it does I'm hitting the fucking that might be the best You might want to be like right there instead of starved to death in Maine.

2:35:40Yeah, yeah It'd be a funny episode of the show here about the second of summer. Hey, are we doing the show in Marlago? Well, we were gonna but you said I don't want to influence an election I Change my mind after they shot at him. Yeah, that changed everything. Who do you think shot at him? CIA? No, this one guy. I think they what's the saying they fucking they got rid of the golly? What's that saying? They pull the goal? They pull the goalie on that one defense. Why like the? I think they let a boy go. That boy was in a black rock commercial. Did you want it? It is a weird one He was in a black rock commercial and There's a cell phone data record see if you find this.

2:36:20I don't fuck this up There's cell phone data record of a phone that came from an area that's near the FBI headquarters back and forth To this kid's home this kid's home was professionally scrubbed. Yeah, no silverware. No nothing They hold on we are done. Yeah, they cremated him 10 days after the assassination attempt There's no talk scholarship reports if you find if there's no press conference if someone tries to shoot a guy Who eventually winds up being the president elect you should at least find out if this guy was drugged? Was he on crack? Like what was he doing? Yeah, you would do that you would do that and you release it publicly He was under the influence of psychotic drugs.

2:37:04You would do something you want to know It leads there should be an account of how this happened Probably on the only thing for sure definitely the only thing that went wrong or the only thing that did happen Rather was the head of secret service that lady the secret the soap Seriously a little drunk Hey, yeah, that lady got fired but she didn't want to get fired to try to keep her job Yeah, she actually like tried to explain and the dumbest explanation. There was a sloped roof Which there wasn't but also there was a slow roof where the other snipers were on it was more slow Slow roof. So what so it was too dangerous to have snipers up there?

2:37:42Oh someone who regularly visited Crook's home and work also visited a building in DC located in gallery place This is the same vicinity as an FBI office on June 26, 2023. Who's devices that hold on devil's advocate? I've lived in DC. I live in the area. There's FBI stuff everywhere. You're how how close is Lock I think I think the accusation was that they done it more than one time Wait, DC. Oh, there it is. There it is. There it is there it is there it is. Hold on We found a device linked to Crook's work that traveled to Butler, Pennsylvania on July 4th and July 8th device stopped all activity on July 12th on August 30th, 2023 one device link linked Crook's visited Algane arms.

2:38:37So this is the place where he got guns so they tracked all of his phones and the people that visited him so someone There it is So someone visited does that mean that it was the FBI that did something? No, it doesn't necessarily it could be anything It could be just a person that randomly happened to be there that went to that area But it's kind of weird that they're not showing you the toxicology. It's kind of weird There's no press conference the guy tried to shoot the guy was arrested for four years and everyone's making like it's no big deal And then when they asked him they asked common hands about secret service protection She said a lot of people don't feel safe, you know trans people don't feel so it was like there's like this crazy take on it That was so nice.

2:39:22Like what are you talking about that could be you the crazy people are out there You have to protect all of us high profile people that are running for president Do you believe in democracy? You have to protect them. You can't say everyone feels in danger No one feels safe. I don't feel safe immigrants don't feel safe Fucking ahead and out the guy behind him that got killed miracle hit his ear. Yeah, he turned weirdly It makes me feel like we're in a movie wasn't JFK yesterday Is that right? Yeah, number three 20 second. Is that what it is? Yeah, I think that was yesterday. Whoa, and I know does RFK have security yet?

2:39:59Oh, he's got a shadow security. Oh, there you go. Yeah, he's got a shitload of security. Tony has a security. Of course RFK has it Well Tony has security Tony was like isn't it cool? It's a security He's having to run I'm sitting on too much swords for the throne. Tony rules Oh, I love Tony. I know I just I think I've been nothing been negative So he brings up We're goofing It's kind of crazy though that someone tried to kill him and it's kind of like an afterthought no one cares about it anymore It's strange it would have been the next Lee Harvey Oswald If that guy shot Trump and killed him and then they killed that guy that would have been it we would have never known it would have been known It would have been just like the JFK assassination Ten years from now Honest poppies would be on some late night talk show with a video of this No one saw before Just like Degregor he did somebody would you know, you know, Tick Gregory is a comic.

2:40:58Yeah, Gregory I've been researching him a little bit Rules gave up his whole comedy career for activists said I can't be a fucking accepted black while nobody else is playing cool -ass music Oh, is this fucker. What is it? Are you ringing?

2:41:20Jamie What is going on? I'm talking about Jamie, what is this? That's hilarious. That's your ringer. No, no, no, it was an ad on a fucking percoach Spel oh you watch as I'm well pissing. I was looking at sports course. Yeah Dick Gregory's one of those guys that I'm mad that I didn't go to one of his shows I saw one show in New York and I was thinking of traveling and going to see it and I didn't go to the D .C. Oh, not these row John X ran a room and I saw him there and it was three and a half hours long And it was he gave up his whole career because I can't be an accepted black man one none of my cohorts are accepted Fuck this.

2:41:56What do you mean? He goes I can't be accepted by whites where none of body else is in the 60s It's the long time ago. Yeah, I was being was excited and he goes I know I'm but a different time I know he goes I'm not gonna be that yeah, and they wrote a book called called the n word yeah and uh but actual And then now people are getting banned for suggesting it because of the title, but that guy I don't know how crazy and influential intelligence he was And funny on a percent that's the whole thing about him getting that video So he got that film from time magazine time magazine had that film for 12 years what film the film of the Zapruder's The the Zapruder version of the assassination So Adrian Zapruder was filming with a super eight camera And he catches Kennedy's head exploding and his head going back into the right and that threw This giant monkey wrench into the whole narrative of that he was shot from the school book depository Because his head goes back into the left from a bullet that's supposed to come from behind him It doesn't make any sense and then on top of that There's a moment where grabs his neck Which is the entry hole he got shot in the neck so someone shot him from the front But in the Bethesda Merrill in autopsy report that's a tracheotomy hole Ah But hold on in the Dallas version of it when the when they got his body in Dallas They said it was an entry hole So there's a lot of contradictory evidence.

2:43:24This is all in David Lichten wrote a book called best evidence. It's a termian will fucking loon And so they answer I love how you push back on trump with that That was baller Oh yeah Kennedy like how was she saying goes I read her enough goes how much I'm plenty How much though? I love what an after less than half well he wanted to win and I didn't want to push too hard Yeah, right. I'm like I'm trying to like have a conversation with this guy where I'm gonna ask One of the big things was like you did ramp up the budget deficit you did ranch up You ramped up what we owe Like but what he explained that kind of makes sense is that what he was doing with Getting rid of regulations more American oil what it was gonna stimulate the economy We're on our way to overcoming it then we got hit by a covid.

2:44:12Okay. That's reasonable because he did the deficit did Increase significantly during his term because of tariffs because of a bunch So I was trying to figure out like I don't understand that stuff I just know what I read about it I did my best to try to like what's like a very important aspect of what he's talking about We're gonna bring the economy back. Okay, but during your time the deficit did rise. So what was that about? So he had a reasonable explanation his explanation was it takes time We were on our way to coming back in a huge way and then we got hit with covid everything got shut down That's all real And then there's like a bunch of collusion just to why did we get shut down when he wanted everything to open back up?

2:44:50Did they want the economy to tank right before the election? Fucking of course they did. Yeah, of course they did why they were lower gas prices right before an election But but if what I've known about you for you know 80 years I've known you is JFK assassination and aliens We're the moon landing and it's like if I could tell if I could see in any future of Joe Rogan talking to a former or a current president He would ask those two questions. I was a little disappointed with the that was that was one of those moments He ever hear someone say something dumb as fucking like oh shit this guy's dumb.

2:45:20Yeah, that was like the I don't think Trump's dumb Yeah, at all, but what was but when he was talking to you about aliens And you asked him a question. He was like yeah Mars Who knows? It's like no, it's obviously a Mars Far one moment where I was like oh shit you brought up aliens anyone to fuck We talked about aliens But every fifty one and what happened? It was the Mars the Mars coming That's one of those like one time I was smoking we have my friend. We were looking at the stars in a shooting star went by and he was like Say like it. That's a star Flying through the air. I mean like no, no you have no concept at all No, it's not at all.

2:46:04It was the same thing like with Trump with the UFOs things. He was like Yeah, Mars is right there. Also. There's a thing. No Yeah, but hold on There's a thing about Mars that's fascinating and one of things about Mars It's fascinating is at one point in time whoever whatever billion years ago. It had an atmosphere Yeah, it was probably it was probably closer to the Sun and it probably had life It probably had something I think that was billions of years ago. Life. What do you mean by life? Some sort of biological life, right? I mean I mean I mean buzz. Yeah, something now whether or not there was actually human beings Possibly, but was it the dogon tribe?

2:46:42Is it the dogon tribe? Dragon's maybe I believe in both aliens and dragons. How about that? There you go And I also believe in Joy Bayhars Even was I'll give it to you if you were like we're in the same tribe True, like I don't hate that lady. I know she's lost But they're all lost on that fucking show imagine being on that show You got an audience in front of you have seven -minute segments You got a bunch of producers you're on ABC news like shut the fuck up that show sucks You're you're not gonna make it any better, you know, but yeah She's just a lady. She's a lady trapped in her own biology.

2:47:23She's trapped in her own age Trapped in the time she lives in she's on a show where her wippy Goldberg or the matriarchs like it's chaos Yeah, the whole thing's nuts. It is nutty. It's nuts They need Barbara Walchitz come back from the grave So I run that thing correctly and if you watch when Trump went on this is the crazy thing I said this to the good. We can play this now. Let's play some of the view during this. I would not Years ago and they blew it no they blew him when when Trump was here I wanted to open up the show this is my thought when I had him on I talked about it But I didn't have that clip because I didn't want him to copyright flag it No, I didn't want him to copyright flag it because it's so crazy.

2:48:02I would like this this conversation I'm having with him is so important. I'm just like let's just reference it. Let's just reference it So the video is from like 2012. It's like before even runs for president He goes on the view and they go our friend Donald Trump and the whole audience cheers watch this you've never seen this no Watch this what I said it's a big mark. I know I understand Ladies right here. Oh, Barbara. Wow Donald Trump They don't want to show that he was their friend 2011 Why it looks the same as the cheers look at the cheers. Yeah, I hit a hit a board standing ovation. Yeah, a board game standing ovation Look at this share shaper Yeah, he is Look at this hugs joy be hard joy be hard big hug and a kiss my friend look at that Barrel authors will be going big hug and a kiss they just hugged Hitler who's the hot one hot check Yeah, right of a hassle back from survivor choose the Republican Married to a fucking quarterback Huh back in a hassle back Look at this I mean this was amazing.

2:49:18They they loved him. They sat down with him They talked him about how he's Progressive and liberal when it comes to social issues, but economically conservative And you might be a great president. Are you gonna run and he was talking about it And look at it look at him. So not be having it from the jump though. Who cares? Sparely laugh look at look at joy be hard look at joy be hard right next to our all huggy kissy Dude Trump holds it down. Look at that. They're all hanging on his every word. They're all hanging out with them They're happy to be there with him. You ever seen him on Oprah. Oh, yeah, it's amazing killed it Oprah was also asking him to run for president The whole thing is nuts.

2:49:56That is mood way back in the day Okay, find out when Oprah go to Oprah asking Trump is gonna run for president What we saw is the greatest media Sci -op in history. Oh, wow did he say grab him by the pussy? Of course he did Guess who else did a lot of those people especially back in those days back in the days before the internet people said I say Locker I'm so the whole thing It was a normal count. He was like I'm rich. So girls let me do stuff. I'm famous. I don't understand the Maybe she'll hell how to joke about that goes you left out the second part and you intentionally have the second part We'll go and they let me which implies consent can that's exactly it.

2:50:38So you're you're leaving out where they gave me consent to make it seem like Funny right that's usually just grabbing people whether it's a funny thing Who does that? It's a ridiculous thing to say Grab is like negative space. It's negative space really Like a boiler the first time you try to grab it. Yeah, you can grab it when you're a young man That's a girl who's gonna be ours where my dick was Way lower way lower I'm fucking belly button. We're talking about children But tell it to guys at bar girls at bars get grabbed all the time. There's a lot of scumbags Yes, 100 % I've talked to girls who've had their pussy grab by some douchebag who's drunk on a bar.

2:51:16Wow Yeah, grab a hold of it. Yeah, face the hooters. Yeah, all right. Pay for views over I'm getting kicked out and I'm getting Oh, because I like the Raiders see what this this is look at him. He's cool and calm and collected. This is from 1988 Yeah, that's it player they come over here. They sell their cars their VCRs They knock the hell out of our companies and hey, I have tremendous respect for the Japanese people You can't speak to the hell out of you, but they are beating the hell out of this country Kuwait they live like kings the poorest person in Kuwait they live like kings and yet they're not like that You make it possible for them to sell their oil.

2:51:56Why aren't they paying us 25? This is before we invade it's a joke. This this sounds like Political presidential talk to me and I know people have talked to you about whether or not you want to run would you would you ever? Probably not, but I do get tired of seeing the country Why would you not I just don't think I really have the inclination to do it. I love what I'm doing. I really like it I also don't pay as well But you know, I just probably wouldn't do it up. I probably probably I do get tired of seeing what's happening with this country And if I got so bad, I would never want to rule it out totally because I really am tired of seeing what's happening with this country How we're how we're really making other people live like kings and we're not what do you think of this year's presidential rate?

2:52:38Good enough who is a day Do caucus push push to caucus. Yeah, so This is the you know, you're what you're seeing with Trump regardless of his flaws. Well, you're seeing with Trump regardless of the false is a massive Concentrated psi op they've they've distorted who he is to the point where most people think that way Most people think that way they've they've had narratives What does the psi op I keep here in that psychological operation where they've decided to distort people's perceptions of things Yeah, when you tell a like a like an older liberal that like the the Obama deportations were higher than the Trump Deportations they go what no and you go no, just let me just Google deportations or bomb goes Trump I'd go it's lower they go wait what but here's 19th straight article saying that I'm right.

2:53:30Yeah, and they go that doesn't make sense And you go right Focus on what's giving you the reality of the world check this out Jamie go to that Hillary Clinton thing that I texted you today. Jamo this one is wild This is Hillary Clinton in like 2008 and Hillary Clinton saying some wild magga type shit about oh She's about a wild shit wild the shit about illegal Go go go go from the beginning do it from beginning It's okay do it from beginning But want to hear it we got to have tough conditions Tell people to come out of the shadows if they've committed a crime to port them no questions ask they're gone if they She's a Republican if they've been working and our law abiding We should say here are the conditions for you staying you have to pay a stiff fine because you came here illegally You have to pay back taxes You have to try to learn English Wow You have to wait in line in everybody's cheering 2008 Hillary Clinton was more mega than Trump She was better but how about that?

2:54:38More mega than Trump and you couldn't believe that if you watch the news It's all a fucking illusion all of them when convenient have said the exact same things Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. They give you a false sense of reality You just got to shut them both off because they had control the media up until now This election was the first time they didn't really have control the media anymore because what because of us non mainstream media because of podcasts Sound tickets because of social media because of your humanizing Trump like bullies human Yeah, so like like can I buy the other lady on they've been caught up in all this shit that they've shoved down their Bates throat especially all the rushes shit Do you think the campaign people for Kamala Harris was going we should have let her go on Rogan Definitely or they go that was a no win some people maybe it would have been a win.

2:55:31I would have been nicer I told you I told her I will talk about anything they didn't want to talk about marijuana legalization They didn't want to talk about internet censorship But then they changed their mind about the internet censorship and then they contacted and said they want to talk about internet censorship Did we we had like no bullshit at least I didn't have any of them But there was at least three calls There was like multiple emails back and forth and there was dates proposed This idea that they passed on it because the progressive people look I'm sure the progressive people didn't want her to do it I'm sure there's people that didn't want to do it But they were trying to schedule it This is not a thing that was like they had resistance to it.

2:56:09They contacted me They contacted me when they found out when Trump's camp leaked that he was coming on They contacted me and they wanted to come on they had contacted me before it were inquiring about coming on Once Trump said he was coming on then they wanted to come on But they wanted me to do an hour and they wanted me to travel to them. Well, that's crazy But like yeah, well it's like the comments you guys said those last two hours where you really find out what's going on Like you can bullshit people for 40 minutes If I'm talking to you for three hours, we're gonna talk about some real shit.

2:56:40That's when the funnel comes out That's protected works I hate people from North Dakota. It's obvious But I know anybody the caller daddy they to build the set they to replicate it and the cost like you know a couple hundred grand They said six figures Still didn't hit a million views. You know what does hit a million views Neil diamonds coming to America. I'm good for now No, Mark and I just did them It's true I just did him We did no no no no we did we went first on the last Jamie's that correct did we do We do it. I think they didn't I don't think you did him before us. What song did you guys just play?

2:57:28We play Yes, oh, that's what he told me a bad breath Here's the craziest thing about Trump. Yeah, the people that love him There's a spectrum of the people that love him where you're terrified you're gonna run to them people You're terrified you're gonna get cornered by those people I was an aspen and this fucking lady came up to me and it was like her and her daughter the lady was like 59 -65 -ish You know that kind of age and she she comes up to me she goes She goes you know Trump's the real president of the United States and I go, but he's not I go Joe Biden's the president Like they already called the election.

2:58:05She goes oh, you're one of them. I go I gave he what he won the election. I don't know if the election was good You know, maybe it wasn't good, but he's not the president This is the if you look online if you google it. I go it says president Biden Yeah, he is president. There's those people that if you get caught with them like they you know, they're all in They're not a lot of truthers. They're all in. Yeah, you did push back harder on like why was it rigged? I like that It does feel like he is running shit. I tell him what's rigged. What do you mean? I wanted to I would hope that he would have had a good answer I would have hoped he had data that he could spit out if you told me if I really ran for president I knew they rigged it and they gave me evidence enough that I would say publicly they rigged it.

2:58:45I'd be able to spit that out. Yeah Is that just saying it? We should be part of the cabinet or protecting parks I mean the official podcast yeah Official podcast the tron I will tell you that video we haven't watched yet that video of him saying we're done with internet censorship Was like this actually affects me me and I I like this what he's saying I like to come he fired up these fucking companies are scary because they dictate the narrative of the whole world It's not just as simple as oh you're removing hate speech no You're changing the way people talk about things and your dorks You're not people that I want changing things It was when I was in college they were talking about verbal consent.

2:59:25That was a big thing and every person was like Those are versions telling us how to do sex It's like the gaze on uh America's got talent tell us who's hot Yeah Well, you know those the Americans are what I mean When he's like I'm like no no you're not you're gay When he said without free speech were fucked Yeah without free speech were I play that you get note yeah, let's play that you get no protect our parks without free speech Magic Comedy Central gave us notes on protect our part Well do you remember when you 11 minutes you remember when you hosted on standup show right after the uh Iraq in invasion yeah, and what they tell you Oh, remember they said no talking about bush no talking about the war Where was that on NBC late Friday?

3:00:23Oh, yeah Right my wrong or no, I think you're right. Yeah, I think that was an area for the every comic. Yeah Just can't talk about this. Yeah, can't talk about bush can't talk about the war and you're like no don't talk Where amitzi would let Hulswing go on stage for two weeks after 9 -11 Talking had to call him That makes sense What is fucking amazing no, but actually it's it tracks because she was like Tell Holtzman like hey, we love you, but you can't go on happen on Tuesday closed Tuesday Wednesday Thursday open on Friday Saturday Holtzman you can't get spots Sunday was open a mic night you can go up me and stand hope for watching Holtzman go up Thank you, and he was talking about how he would have jumped out and try to hit a cop And and stand up like I just agree with 90 % of this, but he's saying it's so well Had it had to be an open mic night to get him on ducking called him he goes.

3:01:15Did you know anybody in 9 -11? I know there are Americans I don't know. I know he's got a home here now You know he's headlining his excelling instead of like If he was in LA he'd be Crucified They weren't giving him good spots at the store. He's getting these spots at two o 'clock in the morning There was no one left he was getting these spots where we would be in the back laughing You but it's like you know 10 people in the crowd throwing up laughing. Yeah, so hard You can't believe But now he's doing a de Pat Krauss and they're coming from all over the world to come see Holtzman and they know Yeah He's show style.

3:01:58Oh good. He's doing sets all the time at the mothership. He's here all the time I just saw him the other day. He's murdering probably not he's out of his fucking mind Kilton he got up there. He was like People here Got a batter up next to the fucking Rangers Like probably a second or third time ever he's performed in an arena. He did one of those kill Tony's in an arena That didn't go that good It was not just fun. It was like it was like a moment in comedy history Where you felt like like this is gonna be something that people talk about in the future You know like this this broke through this show that I watched in the belly room that had like 10 people in the audience I was in one of the third or fourth episodes ever and now you have it here in Madison Square Garden.

3:03:07It's sold out in 40 minutes Aaron Rogers throwing up footballs to the Roe performs dice clay perform dice clay at MSG. It was amazing. That was well Joey Diaz when I brought Joey Diaz out I listen. I've never I will not Dorset candidate. I've never addressed that but I will endorse one today. No one knows is coming out My endorsement for my president. I say Joey Diaz and like And when he was walking out there everybody knows him. He's like a legend now. He's like a fucking snuff a lefogus He's like a mysterious care. He actually did walk out like a snuff a guy Slow like that. He's like a mythical being and when he goes out there people just had this giant smile on their face I was watching these people because I was beside him So I'm watching you know hit the audience as they're watching him.

3:04:00Oh my god. It was amazing everyone is having I was sitting next to the Norton watching dice and it was like we were back in high school. Yeah, this is his stage where we saw All of it. I was with the are you garbage guy? We're just like Brinisee is Simone came up. It was just like so fun. It was a celebration of comedy. Yeah, you know Gomez was there BJ was there. It was a real celebration of comedy. Gomez crushed. They're rushed. Doros It was a celebration of like this kind of comedy the kind that we like the Wild Shit where some of the goats Say something crazy like I'm totally just sad everybody.

3:04:35I know you hate him But like he just said everybody up so well You see dice with a sign felled Down Jamal he saw him at the park Is this a recent one? Song or no all done we got dice video Hit him a song before we Pre -bird middle middle of the Well, I was got a lot of ones and two is going on here middle of the guitar solo Here we go Jamal you got a ball? Yeah, Jamal. We got an extra beer. Get that muscle. That's what Jamie will get in there. Jamal has been a It's our three and a half we're at three and a half hours in here. We go Oh hell yeah Oakland, Coliseum Oh Hey goodly in views on the it's the most American riff of all time Oh, how is Josh Broly?

3:05:52Cool guy. What's that? How is Josh Broly? Oh, he's awesome Wow Look at Bert That's where like a cult cult outfit Magic times just chill time just chillin and shredding no phones. Just a demo one All right, let's get that to Jamal and let's see that sign fell let's find sign fell Get in chase down by dice. He interrupts me around stage you know like three days ago I'm on stage just comes up with his camera out Fuck you handled it well. Thanks. He's amazing He's coming here soon national treasure. I think he's back here in December headline. Yeah Yeah, on the website says coming soon. Yeah, I think it's on his Instagram JMO He's walking through central part.

3:06:52It's on it's there. How good is this fucking guitar solo? Never gets old Never I mean, it's one of the greatest of all time if I ever want to feel good and I'm driving on the street. I'll crank that Which one is right there. That's it That's it. It's here. Kill the views dig me Big shot comedian Big shot big shot over here Yeah You can tell he's a more virtuous movie They're walking away like who's this fucking psycho? He's tensed up. I've been there The guys like let's get out of here. Let's go. Just keep walking. Let's keep some lunatic. Yeah, fucking He's wearing a free jacket For the somebody gave it to him That's it.

3:07:56It's normal I did some Hey, fuck you Indiana Hoosiers nice pony tail Yeah, Jamie doesn't fuck around That's the throat good. That's pretty damn good. Wow Jamie rules are case out new throat code Your heart is a throat code Yeah, me for a second. Hey, that's offensive. Yeah, what's healthy going to do for the new thing? Um, she's something about national intelligence, right? What is she? She should be secretary state Hawaiian. She has some serious top -level clearance and uh I want to find out what the fuck I want to find out Yeah, that's that's that's you Jemos at the record, but at what cost?

3:09:05Well, I was crazy you ran right out That was a fucking Those warm Oh, I did that uh did some benefit. I got to wear the suit That's David what David August that's too rules we hung out cat martini's all night one night I wore it for kill Tony that suit When you get a suit that's designed actually for your your actual body never had I've been a warehouse men's warehouse Conte for my whole life. I told that guy was like hey, I just like a weird cup, but also stylish And then it's like he's like, I'm like, you know what you're an artist. I think you get it. Go. I got your dope. He got it That was a beauty.

3:09:58Yeah, he did good, but he fucked with me. Wow. How so the guy that he was taking pictures when we were here last David August and he uh He was like well your left shoulder Slouches more than you're right You lean left. I've thought about it every single day. Hmm. That's a That's a Brian Reagan, but really? Yeah, he goes I once again my eyes tested the doctor was like hey just your eyes are slightly off -center Nothing to worry about just like you wanted to focus on it for the rest of your life Yeah, everything's true. I've thought about it non -stop every second. That's a Lucas He's good man. He knows how to measure you.

3:10:34Oh, yeah, you get a suit and it's like it feels like it's designed for you It's so much better draped on its skin. It's got your name in the pocket name. He puts a tie with it. I know it's pretty cool Yes, very nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was fucking cool. Yeah, I was really really nice Thank you very much. Joe's like hey coming hour early like why like get a suit Okay, I think it's what do you want for Mike Pro Shelf Get some suits, so everything's like the hotel the car. It's all very nice. You're you're a munch Well, I like to treat people the way I like to be treated. Oh Joe fought golden for a gush for a second for equal pay for comedians Los Angeles When all those like book shows were like, oh, give me your 50 bucks and Joe's like no, you're fucking making money off us now Oh, the mother shit, and you don't need the 600 dollars.

3:11:26It's not that it's it's uh It's uh, who was the guy who went in front of congress and spoke about from Colorado Rocky Mountain high. Oh David Lucas no Singing about rat John Denver John Denver that's you fight for 600 bucks. It's like I don't need this It's bullshit. You're not giving everybody their equal pet. No, it was David Lucas. It was Well the store was like A great place for us to work out shit But it was also like wait a minute. Why is the guy is running the show making six thousand dollars and no one's making anything other than a couple of people This is crazy. Yeah, like this whole thing is nuts But it's like you know if you let person people do that.

3:12:08They're gonna do it. You're gonna rip people off You let them rip people off. They're gonna rip people off You got that right It's just one of those things if you if they don't get checked. I mean, that's what happened if unions didn't exist Yeah, I mean if unions didn't exist You imagine if you just pay people whatever you want to pay them and then all these illegals are spilling in child labor fine Yeah, fine no child laws no child labor laws. We'd be fucked. Are you saying comedians in a union? No, they'll never work. No, there's too many cuts. I'm trying to get to each other Clubs, right? Having a union.

3:12:40No, you really need clubs run by commerce if all clubs were running other any That's a horrible idea. Well, I think there's a couple other ones I want a key West that guy is a calm dust Tom does and that's a great Right away. I got club that's your list Documentary is killer the funniest documentary ever seen in my life. We saw it in the theater We thought it's a lot because it's about a comedian. Portrait of a comedian. Where can you get it? He just got a deal to be in theater. They're out there. So it's gonna come out eventually But it was just a comic being a comic and that's the documentary.

3:13:13He's not playing it up I think best case scenario is every comic who gets a pile of money should invest in a club That's best I think I should be a He did it, but you were on acid at one time when you were talking to me like don't ever open a room Just Just no You like this. I was it. I'm like it's a lot of work, but that we I heard out a lot of it's work man. It's work. It's work. It's work, but it's worth it All right, really is worth it. I was at uh, oh don't know. Yeah I never said you're Miss coding me. I definitely never said never open a room I said it's a lot of work and you have to have a lot of money You have to you have to be willing to not make money Yeah, most things that people do with the invest a lot of money.

3:13:56They want to make money. Yeah My thought was like break is if anybody has the ability to do it the right way It's me like I have to do it like I have to do this like what I would if I was a kid and I was looking at like comics That had a lot of money. I have that guys money. You know what I would do. We all dream about that right I'm like, well, just do it Yeah, and it's a it's a hit and then you can just go you have a billion dollars So like why do I fly to make money? Why do I why fly to make a hundred grand? Go here. That means nothing to you. It's also so much easier on your life You have to fly all time drive in All time back to grow it's tired.

3:14:32Yeah, you get worn out all time flying to fucking kill your immune system You're always exhausted Agreed yeah, right? Yeah, I gotta go a day early now, so don't get sick Yeah, and you have to drink a lot of water and hit the gym and your body has to reset like what the fuck Show you say oh, I was gonna say uh, I was at I went out to Ohio for shpelles break. They this year And did the show and all that and then we after we did the Outside show we went to his club and he was hammered Get out of here. He was just up on stage holding everyone hostage hammered but he He said the funny shit. He was just up there.

3:15:10He's like I work my whole life To build this club To bomb in front of you He knew he knew it wasn't going well. He just kept going. It was so funny Well, he'll keep going to try to find the nuggets. Yeah, and he will he's a nice and crazy thing He's a minor even He's locked out. Yeah, we'll find it. Yeah, and then once he finds it that piece they'll save they'll edit it The put it aside and then it'll go okay now. I got a chunk. I like also when he when it doesn't go well He's like give me that that that's fucked give me that tape. I can't do that. Yeah, he still feels it He's a minor. That's why Jeff Ross likes him.

3:15:51Well you Yeah We're back. We love Jeff Ross Funny guy you've got to be able to like make though you know what you used to do that a lot Damon Wands You said you remember those days so funny he would do 15 of intentionally bad. Yeah, really so you would like no expectation You've lost trust in me and now I'm gonna try my jokes. Yeah, he calls it a jazz set. Yeah, he would fuck around Damon is recorded like every show he's ever done since the 90s. Damn, that's old This day this day he sets up I saw him in the improv a few years back before COVID and he set up a camera in the back room I could you do this every set he is every set and I watch him on my computer He records all of them he has them all archived and he riffs.

3:16:38That's how he comes up with shit He just gets up on there starts talking about something anything that's in the news He starts riffing on it and then he'll find something. Yeah, that's how he writes. I feel that's too self -indulgent I feel too guilty. It's a tangible level. It is famous. You can't do it in the garden But that you could you could do it at your comedy club. Yeah, you could I can't but you gotta be willing to bomb Yeah, I believe the hardest but that's his creative process You know Chris Rock used to the same thing he's to go on and just ramble about stuff and you tell the audience relax Right is that gonna be funny lower your expectations Yeah, but eventually you would be at HBO special or a message special it would kill but it's a process I gotta say I've been watching Louis of over the past couple months.

3:17:17He's back doing shit and he was struggling To put it lightly and then I saw him two nights ago and all that same shit is killing. Yeah, cuz he's willing to do it It's crazy same material just I saw Martin at the store come back after five years off And then he was like not good six months later same material crushing. Yeah Same material not just like I'm abandoning this He said that about prior than the week he did live at the Sunset strip that he was doing the same material the store in bombing And then bombing on Monday Tuesday was better Wednesday was better Thursday was killing Friday was killing Saturday.

3:17:55He's filming. I thought he bombed wasn't it wasn't the story He bombed the first the long beach when he bombed the second second show he murdered. Yeah, that's that ever Dude Adrian one of her sets. We decided to do a sabotage As much as I hate Tony you love Adrian. I do love it Louis said we should do a sabotage that was just like not an ounce her just like let's see what the crowd is They hated her so much She was upstairs getting changed. I was outside. There was these British like Indian people to go she deserves to get cancelled It was just start to finish suck. She went through it like a warrior.

3:18:30She's beautiful She does not it's crazy. I don't know. I'll talk about the podcast real. That's it. Yeah The next night it was amazing She was like so word. I would have been outside talking to the British Indian ladies like I'm so sorry Just go. I don't know Yeah, they were I heard them talking. I was like age and hang up hang out upstairs for a second You know what it's like it's like a fighter who can take punches Because a good fighter can take a lot of punches and still win right a bad fighter is like I'm getting punched right right right Real similar There's a fun fucking time for comedy.

3:19:07It is a great time for comedy I always thought you are because he said comedy is dangerous. It is Tony proves that all of it proves it. It's dangerous It's danger What do you matter? I just try to entertain everybody this this ingenuous thing of like Well, I'm trying to make people mad. No one's trying to make anyone mad. I'm trying to entertain But it gets people mad. Yeah, we don't want to offend anybody. We want to get laughs. Yeah, it's just People love to distort things in this weird time where everything's politicized. I know even comedy's politicized It should be like oh, was he a comedian?

3:19:40Okay, but in the Rural I know it's great. I mean, I remember doing it Show was Shane shortly after a hub hub A little blue. Yeah, it was really fun that dude what I have like seven or eight like the night I got high sets Yeah, that was great. You got to come up my agent said I can't shame Come up. I would never said my agent said I can't somebody told you weren't allowed Becky. I don't where you hearing this from Just no way I would have ever said I'm not allowed you said they told me I shouldn't like just kind of my pain. I drove to the club Yeah, you But we came up and we had fun We talked about it and then we had an Asian guy rank the Asians and we were saying like the blogger in the room Which there was one yeah What have said someone in the audience an Asian guy, but they would have said someone of the audience ranked the Asian people They didn't say was Asian.

3:20:31Yeah, but they did because we said it. We like cut their legs out But it's just like it's a bit dangerous and it makes it more fun. Yeah, you know the funny thing was during the campaign when Obama was on It was so surreal to watch Obama was doing one of those campaign speeches and he said there was a guy At the Trump rally Who said Puerto Ricans and island filled with garbage? Time out these impression. Those are human beings. Yeah, those are human beings Like what what he speaker he's joking. It was a speaker. It wasn't a comedian. Wasn't a guy telling jokes I mean jolly was Amma went off. He did a whole face to camera There was a visual artist who did a thing about Mario was like I will got home Every time he always gets my respect John luck was great He gets a pass he gets a pass These people that are in like certain communities they feel like they need to stand up.

3:21:27Yeah They gotta say some really they don't they feel pressure everyone's scared man. There's a bunch of fucking cowards out there There's so many people that are scared and they're they're takes on things are so gross But it's just a wick. It's not thought out. It's just fearful. Just fearful. You know, yeah, it's weird Yeah, that weird that group thing really kicks up and you're like I gotta say something I gotta be a part like no you know Bill Marr putting this back down on Neil deGrasse Tyson Oh my goodness take that nerd. It was wonderful Because it was making fun of Neil deGrasse Tyson this perspective on women competing with biological males and sports Like that all this woke shit.

3:22:00You're doing like you're not a scientist like this is not this is not science that you're doing here Yeah, this is ridiculous Well people have been going out of you Dave Smith and Sam Harris are going at it. Are they really crazy online right now today? Well Same Harris at a podcast Shitting on Dave Dave did a rebuttal and Sam did a rebuttal. I mean, it's like Crazy yeah so many people got captured during that time of chaos and anxiety So many people got so captured we lost that's my joke We lost a lot of people during covid and most of them are still alive. That's so funny. I quote that so many times I quote that so many it's one of those lines really funny, but like the point is real So a lot of people like I really can't talk to anymore Well, just can't people don't realize we're just just a blip.

3:22:43It's all gonna go away We're all gonna go marble and we're so burden calories on this bullshit Cowards cowards are exposed And people that act in cowardice and then they're not compassionate. They're not You're not looking at things in a joke a balanced objective perspective You know, Joey D .S. says one about one of my many hubbubs Somebody was like what are you shouldn't have said this thing Not even the one you're thinking of and then he goes yeah, but he's our friend in the story. Yeah, yeah, that's our friend Yeah Yeah, it's like the it's also it's comedy the comedy is messy man And anybody doesn't think it's messy sucks at it That's a fact if you think that all jokes hit you're doing whack jokes There's no chance if you're not offending anybody like we're not trying you want you gotta get to the line Yeah, you you offend two percent of people perfect.

3:23:35Yeah 98 % are inside you just you're right on the line perfect and also this is your lot in life like you're the guy yelling at Elvis Hey, this is inappropriate you shaking your hips This is the person you want to be at the end of the day Like we're all just joking around everyone's laughing some people are not laughing and you're mad So much this dog go it's so much ego it's so much people don't like other people getting attention There's so much like people want other people to like support whatever narrative they support Such a fucking but it's a time of exposure and cool people rise. Yeah, that's the thing It's it's a great time for us.

3:24:08So it's like Challenging time all challenging times are great times as long as World War three doesn't pop off and it doesn't become like the end It's like we're basically at the Cuban Missile Crisis, but like accelerated with Twitter with Twitter and with Elon Musk He's gonna bomb one of the codes and blue sky You guys gonna be blue sky I fucking Lucy out If you go on there and you say there's only two genders they ban you immediately Mark You get the mothership We are you have been on stage since 88 How do you when you play in there? Mark, we go on to the mothership or not we are 100 % we get to go whatever we want we're Americans.

3:24:59I think Cool if you want to do it you should do it. No, no, get my I ain't a big meal before I came here. I didn't just got one And a string cheese Damn that was quick hey eight two pounds of elk two pounds I did a two 16 ounce elk steaks really? No veggie I don't need veggies anymore If I want to sell it I'll eat it you know I'm not opposed to salads if I feel like eating a salad I eat it but I don't think I need it for nutrition I think it's nonsense good fiber for shitting. I don't think you need it. Yeah, I love I love if people go I don't trust Joe Rogan in anything. I'm like literally he's my number one doctor source It has been 20 years.

3:25:47I'm a hundred years old and I'm strong as fuck trust me. I know what I'm doing. Err also made that a Let's go. Let's go Remember Does another man need a simple man don't need it around and a half doesn't need him I have a special Do a special affection to this song after Neil young went after me Yeah, I was so baller where you're like glad to see you have morals Neil Yeah, when he went back on Spotify. Oh, because the money's there. Oh, because the money's there you'll do it Okay, I told him and it's true I was a giant Neil young fan and I literally let the last day I worked at great woods performing arts center.

3:26:30I was at a Neil young concert and a riot broke out I'm gonna fucking through a hoodie out of my security outfit and like I'm out of here. I never got my last paycheck Oh, well a fight broke out in a Neil young concert you like fuck this. Oh, it's crazy my friend Larry pudge some dude in the chest Larry is like my friend Larry was like the Larry Jones shout -out to Larry Jones one of the nicest guys ever And this guy was fucking with him. He just dropped this guy and I was like oh my god. We're fighting I'm out of here and they left and there's bonfires going on and lawn it was chaos. They shut the show down And this is Neil young show 1989 Where white people decide to go nuts they go Well, you know what it was cold it was cold at night and it was The lawn there was a whole lawn area and the lawn area was like there was like an amphitheater And then that was covered and then above the outside the cover there was a lawn area and the lawn area A bunch of dudes started lighting like cardboard boxes on fire He got crazy.

3:27:29They were that bonfire is going on and they were got they got real rowdy And then people were like starting to chip with the security guys And then when my friend Larry dropped this guy like fights broke out and like see you Oh my god, I'm like I'm leaving Like it is close my friends were actively in fights. I'm like let's get out of here and everybody got out of there I was like I quit. I'm out here. I just was ready to quit already There's too many times where it was like almost fights some guy tried to run over me with his car What what what yeah, what yeah, what happened? I was telling the guy that he had a stop because we were like moving traffic around the guy like got right up to my leg with his car And rev the engine whoa And then I got up to his door and I go he meant fuck you and he tried to open up his door And I need the shit out of his door and put a giant dent in his door So it couldn't couldn't open it and we were like ready to fight.

3:28:13I was like dude. I'll fucking kill you And he was like ready to get out of the car and I like need his car door and then a bunch of other security guys came Oh, and he pulled I'm like what am I doing? I get like $20 to $5 an hour something like that right? I'm gonna get in fights The first day on the job they beat the fuck out of a guy who stole a golf cart There's a dude named Ali cat. He was the head guy He was like this grizzled old security dude they probably been doing it forever and they found this kid who was drunk who stole one of our golf carts The security card and he was driving around they tackled him and they were beating him with a walkie -talkie Like beating him bloody his face was bleeding and this is like my first day on the job.

3:28:53I was like oh my god Like we're doing this whoa like this is crazy, but didn't you you were jujitsu guy? Well, I'll talk window guy back Yeah, but you know I got dirty No, I never got in fights. I never I was the first guy to like buy You didn't want to apply your knowledge. I would apply it in the ring I was not interested if he fights a rando well wasn't even that it was just like I knew how dangerous it was It's like once you've actually knocked people in conscious and you it's scary Yeah, the whole thing scary like fighting people in a but giant group like fuck this. Yeah, I don't want to have nothing to do with that But like back then the the security team was all black belts this guy one of the guys that we worked out with He got a job there and then he came to us and said hey you guys want a job It's like 25 bucks an hour you get to see concerts like fuck yeah, I don't remember what the nut.

3:29:43I'm making 25 dollars up I don't know what it was and so there was like 16 of us It's like assassins that like worked at this security place, but it was too crazy You get to see how drunk people and then it was also when I understand cops in a very minor Because it became us against them. It was us the security guard again the security guards against the people who were the The drunks that were and that was like a mentality there was like this But it was also like a thought like we are the good guys there the cunts and it's okay to beat the fuck out of them with walkie talkies And this is no internet man.

3:30:21We're talking about 1989. This guy beat the fuck out of this guy with a walkie talkie in the face Blood was battering he was getting fucked up. They rolled him over and tied him up. It was crazy It was great and the the tackle or I remember this guy getting tackled off of the fucking golf cart The whole thing was nuts. I was like oh Jesus. This is like not worth. Yeah Whatever I'm getting paid and fighting is like you know I've been beat up a few times of my day But what time I jump kicked a guy in the stomach and he was lost is uh, he was like And I felt horrible. I was like ah jeez. I don't want to be this guy Yeah, even in fights you feel horrible.

3:31:01Yeah, it's like pummeled But it's like in the street. It's so or in the world It's so dangerous outside of a competition because no one's gonna stop that guy from stomping your fucking head when you're unconscious There's no rules. There's no rules. No one's gonna stop some guy from biting your nose off You don't know you're fighting with as a crazy person. Yeah, gouging your eyes out. It's fucking dangerous Like anybody who just want to be engaged is in random violence with strangers. You're just asking to get maimed Yeah, especially if you fuck up and run into some guy who actually knows how to fight And I'm sure you've all seen those videos online.

3:31:34They're horrific. Arrific. The jizz guy. I just know what he's doing and he just gets destroyed for the rest of his life is life is gonna be fucked His legs get he's gonna be limping forever because some guy decide to snap his fucking femur in half. Oh Yeah, I was like, yeah, scary shit man I went to LSU that there was this place called Tigerland So all the bars were and these guys would fight these big white guys and polo shirts and they would Be on the cement like kicking each other in the face. It was brutal With like a gym boys boat shoes on Jesus great on a guy go to a gym boys Does he's so date Kevin James was working as a bouncer at a bar and the guy who's working with killed somebody went to jail He knocked the guy out.

3:32:18You got to fight with some drunk guy knocked him out the guy fell down hit his head died Oh Don't fight back when you kill a guy and they fall they get hit with the earth Yeah, it's your fucking head your whole body All your fucking land all that torque bang on your head on some magnet Yeah, true Yeah Blacked out hit his head. That's right. Yeah me fucking it's a horrible way to go man hitting your head That one was that girl's name which is a joke way to go to be honest Donna when she was joking around about the vaccine then blacked out on stage and bangs her head It was so it was so great because that was a Solid joke It was the universe I don't give a fuck I was like that is a good joke It was the universe the universe was telling us everything was fucked up What she was saying was fucked up it was almost like God was like yeah, I get no way with this Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna make a video Yeah, that was the pandemic time was like the will Smith slap that whole thing Bob said Couple of years slap was wild.

3:33:28It was also crazy like everybody lost their fucking minds. Yeah, Chris rockback Yeah, we got Chris rockback from that. Yeah, right Chris rock became Chris rock again He went hard again. He was doing like Oscar -friendly stuff You know he was trying to like be in with these you wanted to be Kevin Hart want to be the movie star Want to do all those things? Yeah, Chris are between two Oscars this or whatever Golden Gloves was like hard way it took some abuse for it and then like all right Let me just go light and now back to real Chris rock. Yeah, you don't want that dude mad at you Oh, and then a whole year to stew and write about you Alive special too That was a big one.

3:34:05Oh, yeah, well, uh, she'll pal too. He got that whole thing. I think everybody should do a live one once You should all do a live one. It's fun. It's weird. How'd you feel about it fun? Ready I just prepared like way more than I ever would have ever heard club comics. So I was like ideally suited for it What do you mean club comics? They're you said dealing with all sorts of like stuff Like it's all set up well Right, right, right, right, right, right for chaos, but there was a very little chaos There was only one guy yelled something out, but it was fun. It was uh, I was ready I just made sure I was ready So and also it's nice because you don't have to edit oh less work Get sucked my dead I watched myself from Friday night to that helped because I hated it Even though I killed I had a filmed Friday night first so I got to see that and I watched I was like It's awful.

3:34:59I've seen it too many times. It's like you don't you don't you lose everything. What's funny? What's not But I was but Friday night killed So I was like look we already got in the can with saturday at rolls around. I'm fine get loose Yeah, I was loose this fuck I spoke to joint had a drink Let's go I felt normal. That's like a normal show. Oh, it is what comedy is where it's like hey guys Yeah, it was fun and the audience was awesome. So it was easy. It was fun. San Antonio's a great comedy town Oh, they were so happy. It's a fun place Texas is just Texas is just fun period Texas wild places Yeah, Texas rules.

3:35:33I always used to think that about Houston. I always used to love going to doubt the world to him Florida Colorado Denver Denver's awesome. It's just like yeah Smart and chill Philly's fun. That's a good one. Yeah, there's places where people like to party. They're fun. They're fun people Yeah, comedy's better than it's ever been before man And we're talking about how many guys are killing it out there right now How many I mean there's more top level comics than ever? Yeah more guys doing arenas than ever Bargazzi Sagarah Bert you guys Shane Shane at the fucking whether I can 76ers play. Yeah, we went me you and O 'Connor went into the and and maybe Jay I think yeah Went into the back Jerusalem came out sports but like yeah like uh you could smell the hockey jersey Yeah, we have a watch this.

3:36:23Yeah, yeah, and it's like But even the theater even there the club comics are like more than ever. Yeah, the Jeff O 'ossumuses or above Yeah, I like You have the internet now you can find some of the Like I was talking to Tyler Fisher about this the other day someone offered him a deal to do some kind of a special and something And I was like listen man, put just put it on YouTube Yeah, you want to get people to see you whatever money they're paying you would pay ten times more that for the exposure to be on YouTube It's more 100 times more valuable just put it on the YouTube YouTube can get a little kwee fee with the sensor But people share it.

3:37:00They'll share it Yeah, they got the team they got Joe list. Yeah, Joe said he's like a for him. What do they do with for him? They once they decide wrong they go stop sharing it and then the growth just stops Because computers are watching it's like yeah, I shit They're asking me to like change your stuff flag in it. Yeah, I think it's people I'm for him As well as your list assholes dude assholes people don't like Louis CK They know Louis CK's friends of Joe list dude trust me assholes flag it You say Kant they're gonna flag it you say it's a word so it used to be you say a word whatever and they go Hey, that's a flag and they go and they go hey no that's a stand up so it's okay All right, go suck each other's dicks and your fucking bathroom.

3:37:45All right. I'm listening Put it down baby plugs Mark plug it. It's always shoot. Yeah do it boys check out page of stage on punchup .com mark knowing comedy mark slash punch up or punch up slash Point to the stage Your name and yeah, check out are he's you got a new special coming out you got Adrian special you got January 14th will be my new special America sweetheart on Netflix also they are picking up Jew the first YouTube to Special of all time No, that will be in Mayish Hell yeah, not official day yet also Pittsburgh with Adrian Atlanta Tahoe Vancouver Calgary Edmonton Portland bunch of what San Antonio San Jose bunch of other stuff rsfr .com for tickets all new hour Then I'm done till 2017.

3:38:45I get some boedig a cat. I am in New Orleans for Thanksgiving tickets are horrific Please cover the orphium and We might be drunk you you be tripping you be tripping my new The only guest has been on there twice. Yeah, it's an honor and a pleasure Um, I gotta go back and we might be drunk for the special oh Yeah, come back. You just did the Adrian show I did the Adrian but I was doing my own every comment is her again Oh, she's on Legion Skanks. He's on that. That was a good one though. That was fun. That was fun We did Skanks me Adrian and I've at some point we just sat back and watched JB funny Jay is like let's just enjoy this he can really talk god damn he can run He's a natural he's a natural agent.

3:39:31Yeah, and you want to join Amber you like actually Take the stage. Yeah, I'll ruin it. Yeah, yeah I think right it's like finding a way like you got to know when to step in and when to lay back It's pretty cool. We know some of the funniest people out there and Lewis will give you a join Like we talked about like the hang this like you know some most important thing and In life is the hang in the green room hell yeah, it's the most fun It's it's whatever when wonders what's the green room like you're like yeah exactly what you think yeah, it's a barrel of laughs Yeah, it's kind of like you bro.

3:40:01It's kind of like a podcast every night. We're all friends It's a podcast every night. Yeah, but way more you can go far way further You just because you can keep up I still want and you do I Can He did I put like 10 % of my ideas I had 90 % you 100 % should we get some food at some point there's that crazy maybe a little din din I don't know every time we go out after this I'm always well. I don't love it What do we do? We go out to dinner after this. I feel like I love it fucking alien. What do you mean? Oh I've got a suggestion Let's stop by the supermarket be mentioned states go to shames house and grill them.

3:40:55That's a lot of work. It actually would be awesome Yeah, let's look like regular people. Let's go to a fucking restaurant dressed up like the Jaguar people I actually Front row to Brooklyn audience. We're just close out of program stuff for this. What happened to our I want to get a yellow nylon suit suit. Yes Look are we doing Mara Laga? Yeah, we have to we have to we have to we help Trump get elected Yeah, I got a special jute January 14th that we do and uh let's do blow it down together. What do you finish shooting? Oh? Maybe we maybe we do that at Mara Lago Oh We have to wait until you get to walk on We have to wait until you get to Obviously you know walk on dude Oh One percent he's gonna walk on for you Mara Laga and play it after the play the day after uh or right then we talked about it on the podcast and Don junior reached out to me so I can make that happen I posted a support of Tony Hinsleff and Don junior was like love it We can make it happen Don junior isn't it interesting that like like John Jones we just need to defend the heavyweight title and John Jones defense the heavyweight title and then does the Trump dance.

3:42:08Yeah, I think this is belt to Trump Like the world's changed like everything's flipped. Yeah completely it's completely flipped and like lost is John Jones is the greatest fighter of all these a gladiator. Yeah, he's the best I mean the NFL guys are doing it's hard to say he's not the best and I know he didn't beat Tom aspirin He hasn't fought Tom aspirin all yet Tom's great. There's always one guy, but it's like he's beating that guy over and over and over again Sure, and summary fucking fuck off. He's never fought a guy like Tom Tom's different Tom's gonna be a problem and he's a giant dude He might fight whoever he wants to fight John Jones could do whatever he wants to do right now if I Imagine what's actually happening though.

3:42:50I'd imagine he's saying he's not gonna fight Tom aspirin all Although he's probably training for Tom aspirin all he wants to ramp up the amount of money that he can get Which is a smart thing to do because it might be the last time he fights also underrated with no Says about John Jones is he has of all the UFC fighters ever met the highest weed tolerance if anybody and no one's talking about it And cruising coke he does four times the weed showed us four five times the weed I do really And as like a champion on airplanes. I bet Nate allegedly. Nate Diaz can get after allegedly bring it Nate vs John weed.

3:43:20I bet John step Mark or hearing Dana bring it John weed. We all want to see it. Yeah Yeah What was that a jujitsu competition? What was it called? Where they would uh Highrollers so they would get super baked and then they would have jujitsu competitions Smoke together Yeah, that's how he's classed every day Yeah, it is it is a little bit that's Matt my friend Matt put it together and so uh he Set this thing up. I think it was California where it was legal so they all get super duper high and then they would fight I love it. I love it. We just do matches. It was awesome. I should do that coke version.

3:44:01Yeah, that would be good Did you guys see that study that they funded? I posted it on my Instagram where they gave Uh hurt was it gerbils or hamsters they gave hamsters uh cocaine and steroids Had them fight and like studied it. Oh dancers Our government our government Our government I've got like science Bunch of nerds with an unlimited budget Yeah, I think they spent three million dollars on this by the way supposedly serious scientists In my quote here the government spent three million dollars funding a study where they injected hamsters with steroids and cocaine and had them fight a Completely ridiculous and unethical study, but I would like to see the data This is one of the data.

3:44:48This is one of the terrorists hate us bro. They hopped them up on cocaine and roids and they Because they were probably trying to figure out what's the best way to make a soldier Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, I would do that like you know, I've had conversations with like yeah exactly Well also I've had conversations like special forces guys and you know like you don't want it like ask is everybody doing steroids But uh one of them said the whatever that soldier needs to do to make him the best soldier. I am all in on that It's yeah, the one you know, fuck me up by one of the guys in the seals I was asking about that and I was like you guys should all do steroids, but the fuck who gives a fucking he was like Yeah, but then you're out and you get stuck out there and you run out and you run out Now you have a guy fucking fallen apart and I was like oh, right I think about that.

3:45:35That's a very good point because she's a character. I was like yeah you guys should where you go They should all fucking Just keep steroids with you just have like a fucking box that can't be like a bulletproof box With testosterone in it and a fucking bag of needles. This is test your hips. Let's go Let's go because though. Yeah, I was like make them The most rooted out freak of all time. Yeah, when you see these people that are talking about like non -binary folks in the fucking military And then you see China and they're doing bear crawls up hills. Have you seen that video? The Chinese military doing bear crawls up a giant hill Yeah If you do bear crawls suck row.

3:46:14That's not fun. It looks way easier than it is so hard. It's not hard I mean, it's not easy to do it all, but it looks easy like I can walk on my hands and easy shut the fuck up Yeah, and then you do like five steps and you're like oh my god my shoulders are shaking is that feet and hands? You're walking give it your weights all on your you go on this you're weights on your feet in your hands It's really hard. You know really blows duck walks. Oh, yeah, there's like a real a line Where'd you piss? Well, you know, we do our comedy workouts I always make sure that everybody does those those deep squats except Brian Simpson.

3:46:48He's like he doesn't get tired Brian Simpson doesn't The only thing he bitches out on is the song. Yeah That's my joy. I've never seen one We get that song No, I'm in bloze. I get that song. I do I know I watch all you guys come and go on Let's fucking go Come on man. Can I I was at a macaque show we met some seals. Oh yeah, and They go hey, I was in I was in Beach balls mark when you're such an important part of the show I was in Yemen and I was undercut whatever Embedded and then I went to have to do Oh, they're going open down. That's like this is like a meme in China. I don't know about the military doing it Oh, no, I saw some military guys.

3:47:41Do you know I googled it. I'm not seeing That's hard to do man. Thank you for those guys are we can't find enough Americans do that make cool aid Do we have enough American yeah, the elephant walking to McDonald's following Donald Trump's lead Look, yes, it's 80 people that do it. They were their bunch of nerds. Bro, that is so hard to do Yeah, the average age is 50 That's Well, I don't raise them. Oh, what are ads are doing these fucking these silly fucking inclusive things about the military Their ads are trying to make Chinese men more masculine like everything is more It's a fucking uphill climb.

3:48:25I think we're gonna flip though. I think that those days are over. I think they're over too I think people realize how fucking dangerous it is to project this fucking insanity to the whole world We never played that Trump fucking thing on the internet. That's all right. We sound that great. It's him. It was I got me riled up. Oh, yeah It's all I think I posted it. I posted it on my Instagram. He did. Okay, cool go to my Instagram. Jamie you find it because it's also with the words So it's trying the transcript is on screen. I don't want it. We don't have no we want it. We want it. We want it. You want it you want it It's super important.

3:48:58We have all the time in the world man. We're Americans. We're Americans Trump's president There they are me start from the beginning and give me a little volume. I Sorry, I know Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. It's okay. I can't bro. I'm saying it's a beautiful speech Then we just don't have a free country. It's as simple as that if this most fundamental right is allowed to perish Then the rest of our rights and liberties will topple just like dominoes one by one. They'll go down Dominoes be too great Shatter the left wing censorship regime and to replace the right to free speech. Jamie comment right now No, no, no, no Very important word in this case because they've taken it away in recent weeks Bombshell reports have confirmed that a sinister group of deep state bureaucrats Silicon Valley tyrants left wing activists and depraved corporate news media Have been conspiring to manipulate and silence the American people They have collaborated to suppress the vital information on everything from elections to public health The censorship cartel must be dismantled and destroyed and it must happen immediately and here's my plan First with an hours of my inauguration.

3:50:22I will sign an executive order banning any federal department or agency from colluding with any organization business of person to censor limit categorize or impede the lawful speech of American citizens I will then ban federal money from being used to label domestic speech as Miss or disinformation and I will begin the process of identifying and firing every federal Wow In domestic censorship Directly or indirectly whether they are the Department of Homeland Security should the Department of Health Human Services the FBI The DOJ no matter who they are Second, I will order the Department of Justice to investigate all parties involved in the new online censorship regime which is absolutely destructive and terrible and to aggressively Terrible any of all crimes identified these include possible violations of federal civil rights law campaign finance laws federal election law Securities law and antitrust laws the hatch act and a host of other potential criminal civil regulatory and constitutional offenses to assist in these efforts I emerging House Republicans to immediately send preservation letters And we have to do this right now to the Biden administration the Biden campaign and every Silicon Valley tech giant ordering them not to destroy evidence of censorship Third upon my inauguration is president.

3:52:05I will ask Congress to send the bill Million likes revising section 230 to get big online platform censorship what time does an agent If they meet high standards of neutrality Transparency fairness and Non -discrimination we should require these platforms to increase their efforts to take good jama with all the tabs Leonard's getter instead of a wolf And promoting terrorism while dramatically curtailing their power To arbitrarily restrict lawful speech Fourth, we need to All right, you got our good Jamie. You got it. We got it. I don't care if you don't like this guy You can't be against this that's a progressive idea Progressive You have to be able to go up against 95 % of them this part is okay If you're not if you're not with that you're not with free speech So you're not with free discourse you want to be right it's none of it makes any sense.

3:53:09There's no logical Explanation that you could possibly provide that would say that Sensoring speech by a bunch of people that have known been known to be liars and criminals Like like letting those people censor speech is crazy You're you're letting people influence people with billions of dollars. You're letting people that are engaged in Really bizarre Like the insider trading the insider trading is fucking bananas We let those people these are the people that you're letting dictate what can and cannot be said online And you're trying to pretend that they don't have some sort of a financial interest one way or the other You got to let people talk Anyone in the arts should be in favor of that every one do whatever you want to do Express if you want to make rap music whatever you want to make you need that Yeah, everything for us for all of us.

3:53:59That's a great thing about rappers. They don't really attack each other We're being inappropriate there terrified that if you go out to rappers they'll lose the entire segment of the population that likes Because everybody sort of accepted that they like if you listen to like old school kooji rapper something like that gangster music You're accepting the fact this is entertainment just like a fucking alcohol movie and it's fun to listen to you If you start going after those people and you demand that kind of censorship You're gonna lose not just the people in the black community You're gonna lose the people in the white community like rap Chai Asian community that Chinese Japanese like name it everybody likes rap Everybody likes rap leave us the fuck alone Asian rappers leave it leave us the fuck alone And if you don't leave us the fuck alone Then you're gonna lose all the votes.

3:54:43So I don't think they can go after rap music I think they have to leave rap music alone. Yeah, and it should be that's why they do what you want to say Yeah, especially in the arts and that's okay. That's just your stance. It's okay You should be allowed to have all kinds of shit. Do you remember when sister soldier had that round? Oh, yes And Bill Clinton had this rebuttal to it on TV that probably won him the election. Oh, yeah What was that you want the whitey? Yeah, she she was talking about like Here we'll play it. We'll play it because then I want to paraphrase it because we played it really recently It's simple.

3:55:15It's like shows you how good Clinton was when he was in his prime. Oh, yeah Well, the Dems lost he wasn't rapin. He was fucking on fire I think I think it's like him and Obama are the goats. Yeah, it's like the John Jones and the fucking George St. Pierre of Let's stand up for what's always been best about the rainbow coalition, which is People coming together across racial lines here here The rainbow coalition was just ejected Louisiana that you had here last night a great role model We don't have a lot of time to do this We don't have a lot of time great hairline You had a rap singer here last night who named sister soldier Mm -hmm.

3:55:58I defend her right to express herself through music But her comments before and after Los Angeles were filled with a kind of hatred that you do not honor today and tonight Just listen to this What she said what asked pussy She told the Washington Post about a month ago and I quote If black people kill black people every day Why not have a week and kill white people So you're a gang member and you'd normally kill somebody Why not kill a white person Last year she said you can't call me or any black person anywhere in the world of racist We don't have the power to do to white people what white people have done to us And even if we did we don't have that low -down dirty nature If there any good white people I haven't met them where are they right here in this room So right here in this room shut up your rapist But she has a big influence on a lot of people And when people say that if you took the words white and black and you reversed them You might think David Duke was giving that speech.

3:57:02Oh, it's a good point Let me tell you we all make mistakes and sometimes we're not as sensitive as we ought to be And we have an obligation all of us to call attention to prejudice wherever we see it a Few months ago I made a mistake I fucking I said no I just love it didn't have any African -American members I was criticized for doing it. You know what? I was rightly criticized for doing it. I made a mistake good for him. I said I would never do that again And I think all of us have got to be sensitive that we can't get any of this country pointing the finger at one another across racial lines If we do that Even in Reverend Jackson's new math of this election It's hard to get to a 34 % solution or a 40 % solution if the American people can be divided by race Look at Jesse amazing.

3:58:01He was so good To admit you're wrong. No one ever does anymore so smooth the way he did it was so smooth. Jamie with bladder hollow. Oh, yeah One one bonnet was enough for young Jamie. Let's get some states to go to Shane's house and grill them I'm actually totally all right with that. Well, they're roommate Jay Lamar. Yeah, Lamar's cool. He'll grill for us. I'm gonna put on the bow tie Do it. I'm gonna have to be the griller. Yeah, you'll grill us on the way you do. Let's go do that. Let's do that. I'm in Dude okay, anything else should we cover anything else before we wrap this bitch up? We have to wait for Jamel.

3:58:43We have to wait for Jamel. We have to do it for you guys. It won't shut off. We got Ellen leaving We talked about That seemed like a sparring match the Jesse small let fight was better I would like to see video of that he got off by the way. I know I know I knew he was innocent the whole time What was the final? What would you want the truck the four years now? What would you want one thing to be done? Over four years release a JFK files That's one stop the war stop the war is first stop the war stop the war stop the war's first mark Well, I like the censorship thing I don't have to have one. I don't know you're sure you're right your words is number one There's gonna be number one.

3:59:38I'd like to end the Cuba bargo Anything the instead absolutely instead the conviction was overturned because the Illinois Supreme Court ruled Five to zero that a special prosecutor should not have been allowed to intervene after the Cook counties County states attorneys initially dropped the charges against Smolette and exchange for Forfitting his $10 ,000 bond and conducting community service They shouldn't that was should have been punishment enough and so they decided to make it public make a big deal out of it That's reasonable Because otherwise was he going to jail? Did he have to go to jail?

4:00:12Miss Pat this pat was the best before any once that it was fake before any well Yes, she goes she goes mother fuck up. Who's gonna wear who's gonna use name brand bleach to attack somebody Here it is Maximum 15 years in prison. Oh my god And made everyone think there's races and when there's not he's an actor It's like a baby that like bit an electric cord. Yeah, Bridget said the best. Bridget folks. He said the best you can't look the actors Right the fucking script right everything now. Well, that's like a Johnny Depp trial too. It's like there's certain times where the actress get involved in the own Script writing you get pretty nutty Johnny Depp during that interview was so funny because when they're like what's his box for it?

4:00:59There's a coke and he goes yeah What do you think's in there? Isn't it crazy she put on makeup and said he beat her like she's completely lied well some people do that I know the people like wow made sure it's like sense to 150 days in jail 30 months probation in order to pay a fine of $130 ,000 you only spent about one week in prison before being released Pending a pill god damn they put him in jail for a week though. Oh, they did the whole thing stupid as fuck But it's just an attention grabbed no one's a victim of it other than everybody's sensibility. There's no real victim of it It like if he victimized someone I would see I think the public humiliation of people finding out that it's like it's enough We don't have to cage people look for something stupid.

4:01:45It's a stupid thing And it's also a stupid thing from an actor that's involved this bizarre industry that props people up for no reason and then shoots them down It's a fucking chaotic Bizarre way to live your life and you're probably insane if you're involved in it But it's a good sign for our country Hey, this thing actually didn't happen he had to make this up. Yeah, it's great. It doesn't happen in the streets It's just like an actor writing this is a magick country bitch. You're in Chicago Yeah, what country They wanted it so bad to be this thing It's like my favorite part's cool my favorite part was when he walked in with the news still around his neck You have to leave the news you don't take the news off because anyone no one's gonna believe you right Geez Like when I wear a fucking festival barban six months later Oh my god You're amazing You see a new Robert Rodriguez movie you're amazing.

4:02:43You're up to over seven Rough if Trump can just stop both those fucking things from popping up would be great. It's worth everything else Yeah, that's the whole point get in there stop this shit. Yeah, just cool everyone I think his like feisty -ness kind of makes him his own worst enemy in a certain way like in like why people hate him when he tweets like I hate Taylor Swift It's like his feisty -ness his fucking but that's also what kept him in this thing So if I think about it psychologically like I think about certain competitors in sports where fighting There's people that are just like complete fucking maniacs like Michael Jordan and that's why they're the best Yeah, they're complete maniacs and the complete maniacs are oftentimes like not so good at controlling their initial thought Yeah, I think Jordan would bribe like baggage handlers to get his bag out first That would study Pippin whose bag would come out first.

4:03:46I think I think Trump's amazing I was amazing. I think Trump's ego is like actually maybe a good thing because if Because hold do they're on loose to me what everybody says he is like so we're sitting here being like He's gonna be the one to end the wars and I think he'll be like yeah, I have to now I am the one that's gonna end the wars. Oh, yeah, and I think he I mean that's how I kind of look at it I think his ego is actually I mean it's a good thing because I think he will yeah, he's got to be like guys You both done she's wrong, but can we stop this did not drain the swamp? It did not try the swamp But that's a good question that I had for him like what was it like making like 10 ,000 appointments?

4:04:25And he's like we made a lot of mistakes. Yeah, I mean I've never governed before like It's essentially and every time he's talked about this you say like you you enter into this new thing the gates man the gates man was That gates get the fuck out of here. He's gone. Well, he had a bad he had a back down seems like I know But it's like bro if I see he like first off you're a dude with insane Plastic surgery on your face. He's got the bowtacks get him out No, I know I heard it was like Matt gates you got a resign so I can put a point you to this thing and then he resigns like No, somebody's only I didn't just make it up.

4:05:06He told Matt gates. You got a resign so I can appoint you And that gets like what it's a resign he goes trust me trust me you resign. I appointed this thing. Oh, and he goes Okay, I resign goes not appointing you. No, I think I think with mac This Clear I had the tunnels at the temple somebody tell me that I don't even know who that guy is You are spreading misinformation. This is why they want a sensor internet. No, I think it was I think it was already a fucking Congressman anymore RFK junior. That's what a guy supposed to look like who needs his age that's what a guy Healthy guy ripped strong 70 years old.

4:05:42Yeah, that's it. No fucking bowtacks. Yeah, I'm a botchel is I'm shot your fucking face. You can see what is that stuff? You can talk to Lism him and share what it is still fuck you can tell who and who him and Cheryl Hi, I'm You can tell there Those are your car that can't start Ah Interesting to see what happens if that guy gets into a position of influence and power if he takes my fruit loops I'm gonna fall storm the capital I know Okay, but we are obese. We are addicted to That's true, but I have to tell you I was looking at the images the difference between the Canadian fruit loops and the American fruit loops online Yeah, and I'm willing to take the risk of the red dye What do you mean they look so much trash?

4:06:38How much cooler? If you just eat a little bit every now and then how about I give you some cold? I am which to my fears ago. Let's do it. I'm fine I mean a thousand balls of fruit. Let's say Give me a look at what the fruit loops look like in Canada versus like look at that. I want Looks like I don't want to eat it every day, but I want the one on the left The years ago to take them out and they did but no one bought it The one of the right looks like that generic stuff that you buy when you're poor the bag You know what it's like That's like Looks like it's got eight that's why Canadians are sad they have bad fruit It just don't eat it every day you fucking idiots Don't eat it all the time don't feed it to your kids Play me a sad that's not nutrition.

4:07:33That's nonsense as you'd eat occasionally Occasional nonsense is good for you. It's crazy. They tried to nail them on the fruit loops and he's exactly right Like fruit loops. You know times fact check that what you fucking dumb ass is eating fruit loops And get you know what I mean they should do about what they have right only fucking fruit loops Right. Yeah, they can do health director that's like get crushed But we've been pushing balanced breakfast for 30 years with the cereal. So that's crazy This is every day. Yeah, yeah, LOL Fruit looks as far as I work fucking eggs. What are you doing?

4:08:07Autism's up depression's up all that shit's up. This is there's too much money There's too much money. It's being funneled to people. That's really all it is the farm so to a drug company's makes so much money They have so much power, but I thought we cared about people but you're supposed to they're supposed to too It's not supposed to be you shouldn't make any money This like you shouldn't make as much money to possibly can while lying Like the risk of everyone Everybody still but everybody's still needs pharmaceutical drugs Like they've come up with some amazing drugs that have kept people alive But you can't let them just make as much money as they possibly can while lying That's the problem It's like you have to know like how much of this stuff is safe and how much this stuff is untested And what what are the tests and are you being honest or are you just like making these tests work for you?

4:08:55Yes, so if you're bullshitting then you're trying to make more money than you should You should still be able to make a fuckload of money because there's a ton of pharmaceutical drugs that are awesome The people need but you can't make as much money as possible while lying and that's the that's the thing It's not like it's an anti -farmist equal to drug It's an anti -human perspective to not look at it this way It's to say you're gonna allow these people that are only motivated by money to just wreck havoc on people's health for profit And either you you're cool with that or you're not cool with that and if you're cool with that and you call yourself a progressive That's kind of crazy It's kind of crazy that you want an unregulated corporation that has a literal Obligation through shareholders to make the most profit possible And then you get these fucking corporate assassins to run these things and then you have Insane amounts of money that you're spending on the media There's no way anybody gets a fair shake at what the fuck is actually going on Advelle's okay produce not There's even you know a lot of those things are not good for you man that people take on a regular basis And you don't know it because it's being hidden from you Yeah, follow your nose.

4:10:01You know I read this story about this lady who had COVID and she was really hurt and so she took too much Tylenol she died from liver failure Because if you take too much Tylenol it'll fucking kill you Really yes I didn't know the last headache you ever had if you just go ham and think the more Tylenol the better You just start chewing on them you will have a fucking real problem. Oh, I took like five today Yeah, I know Everyone should know that you should know that It's not that you shouldn't be able to get Tylenol of course. She's got Tylenol everybody likes Tylenol You get ahead take Tylenol you feel better, but it's like you you everyone should fucking know Like what is like really dangerous for you What studies have you done and how honest are you being and are you just trying to make more money?

4:10:46Yeah Yeah, in the 90s they took all the Tylenol to shelf remember that Dead Oh, no, this was about I know she died of Tylenol failure I don't know what a fucking dog says the COVID's hard on your liver. So oh yeah, I'm sure Yeah, but but the thing is like people have died from Tylenol without COVID A Tylenol acetaminophened Google how many deaths of acetaminophene every year Because that's an interesting just interesting Google that every year. Yeah, good for you. That's gonna be a tough spell. Yes You got it. That's an auto fail. That's an auto fail for sure Look at that 458 deaths every year due to acute liver failure That's 458 people didn't have to die.

4:11:33Yeah, yeah, Gaza Yeah If you die Fucking great and look at all the hospital visits look at all the people that like had to be hospitalized go back to that place Look at this 2600 hospitalizations 56 ,000 emergency room visits So it's not just the 458 people who died. It's 56 ,000 people that probably got on death's door Which is the point where they had to go to the fucking emergency room and 2600 control centers. Yeah, it's it's real a lot of people like go emergency room to you. Yeah, that's true That is I mean look at how many how many weed emergency rooms there are where people go aid all the popcorn.

4:12:17Oh my god I had a friend of mine and I think it was like His sister's husband was a complete hypochondriac like a full -on like he would go to he go to the hospital Like emergency room like all the time all the time and she was going crazy like she didn't know what to do about it He was like completely nuts like he would just get checked into the hospital And there was nothing wrong with him and then he would just decide that it was something wrong with him He had to go right now and he go and there's nothing wrong with him and it was like a regular thing. Jesus Christ Yeah, but that's a stat that's in the sense he was like her husband and they had children together and you got this guy The doctors who just can't stop going to the doctor like he was like really kooky it became like a real phobia like a real mental Uh, you know pathology The doctor sucks Constantly thinking something was going wrong.

4:13:09So he was just like in this constant state of anxiety about his health Yikes, it's a real thing that I'm embarrassed got high with popcorn weed Like edibles and then ate the rest of the bag And then went to sleep and woke up and was like what the something's wrong with me What's the hospital and doctor tested him and goes smoke weed and don't like no fuck Yeah That's what was right It went too hard Oh, I never go to the hospital. I gotta be shit and blood About Ari me and Ari were playing a pair of months and Ari was limping. I don't why you limping Oh spider bit me. I go. Let me see it. He pulls up his knee.

4:13:49I go. Oh my god, dude. You have a staff infection I go we gotta go to the hospital right now I unscrewed my cube right now. I go we gotta go to the hospital right now. You gotta get to emergency room Whoa Raging staff infection My dad went to ask for his heart attack. He was like I'm tired. I'm going upstairs Who's laying in bed he started googling He was like hey Siri what are you heart attack? Well, the things about chiu chitsu gyms is they don't fucking tell you the dangers of staff infections pictures of what staff looks like 100 % what is a step what staff infection is if you don't wash yourself and Ari's a dirty bitch We all know it.

4:14:26I can't argue with that Your stats won't show it getting scratched. You're scraping your knee on the ground the mat nails Did do its fingernail scratches You get it if you don't wash your like what I'm diligent if I do jiu jitsu I want I use defense soap That go do spots I wash my whole by lather up my whole body I let it sit on me for like a couple of minutes and then I rinse it off. Yeah, I mean you Herbert yeah, if I have scratches I have wipes and I wipe the scratches really yeah, I've got staff twice They should do a better job of that in the jets of like take Fletcher told me I had staff the first time It's one of the reasons why I was happy I could tell you because I was sitting me and him where the airport We're chilling.

4:15:11I was wearing shorts and I had my my my foot up on my knee like that and he goes what's going on your calf I go what is that? He goes what is that? I go I don't know It's like a couple of red dots. I get something he goes dude that might be staff infection. Well Seriously, that's how guys are looks like that. That's how guys are should be fine I immediately went to the doctor. He's like that staff. Whoa They tested it they gave me antibiotics and I was like whoa I said I'll go to the doctor tomorrow and shows like dude. I'm telling you I just say I quit you gotta go now. It's about to become systemic.

4:15:40Yes. Yeah, you gotta catch you quick One of Brian Collins friends wife died from staff Because she tried to treat it. She tried to be like holistic and take vitamins and shit like you got to go to the fucking doctor See this is a thing we're talking about Baby anti -vaxxers is where the crystal people and the super red necks come together This is why we need balance right because it was pharmaceutical drugs like antibiotics are fucking super important They're super important saved your life for sure your knee was fucked If I was like a You're living from a scone It's a problem. It was like you ever look at it if you looked at a zit under a microscope That's what it was like I was like this is huge why you're Yeah, he was limping from a zit you didn't know you didn't know Like I think I'm okay.

4:16:23It should go away. It was Hollywood. You're good at doctors. He was hobbling around the table Like what is going on man? Whoa if I didn't look at your knee dude and you just left that go you would be a dead man Yeah, you're like Joe like pull your so close pull your pig like a such a good podcast You just stopped my heart stopped when I saw it. Hello doggy The moment I saw that giant zit and you might literally my breath stop Oh my god, we're gonna get your hospital right now. That was the same pool sessions I've got Joe goes about them This is before any the podcast even and uh he goes about this guy's clock some and he comes back and he goes to Joe There he goes.

4:17:06We think of that big fight and Joe's like, oh, which one because I don't know Yeah, I gotta pee again. Let's wrap it up. We did him and we saved the world James save the world for one day in football one more time Mark Norman dot com yes Make sure you watch tires coming out film right now. What is it coming out? Spring or summer. Okay, let's go. Let's fucking go our sphere. This special coming out 14th the week six days before inauguration And let's fucking go keep it right in in Nashville Ari let's get you on the books like right before the special Maybe a long ago we'll see yeah Well actually just after he gets in that's January 20th.

4:17:53We do protect our parks I'm gonna get him on the books and then we'll do it protect our parks tomorrow. Oh, we need to this one I missed you guys American needed it Let's all play golf. Let's go. Hey sex with kids. Let's go to Shane. Hey you just fucked it all up I'm sorry Dude, I love you guys so much