#2247 - Duncan Trussell

28:25So you know what the car size mystery things flying over the city's are. And you don't know what that fucking is. What am I paying you for? You know what, maybe you're making a lot of money, man. You should know what the drones are. And so but then when you see what's his name, bowl, is it bold and the, the, the, the, the most cash, not bold. And when you see, I don't know, the DOD dudes up there. In the way that they're just lying, they're fucking asses off. Did you see the press secretary talking about it? And she's wearing a necklace that looks like a UFO. Is it Karin jump here, that lady? Not John Pierre, it was another one.

29:01It was some kind of a man. It was, it was a, it was a, how do they just shuffle do people in without a noun? No, I don't think they got rid of Pierre. Okay. I hope not. Most of them don't last as long as Pierre. She's, she's the like the marathoner. Oh, dude, most of them, they quit that job. They're like, fuck this job. I just got a lie all the time. I'm horrible. I imagine like dunking this is what you're going to sell. War with Sudan. Okay. Here's the reason why. All right. The rebels, children, problems, economy, pollution. Okay. Okay. We got a vaccinate them. Got, got, got, got a lot of data right now.

29:37But I got, what about the data showing vaccinations are bad for you? No, no, fuck that data. These, these people are in trouble and we need to help them. We need to help them. So war, Sudan, war, Sudan. Got it. Okay. No problem. So, okay. I got it. I'm going out there. He just put on your Rachel Maddow glasses. The Rachel Maddow glasses. Everybody's wearing them to look super serious. Well, this is, it's part of the costume, isn't it? It is. And you know, we also buy the wearing costumes while we're saying this. Yeah. We are in elf costumes. But you know, but yeah, I don't understand the Rachel Maddow glasses phenomena.

30:15But I have done research into it because I wanted to create a vision board of all the people wearing those glasses. And it's a thing. It's like a thing on the left. They wear those fucking glasses. It identifies that you are, you have a certain set of beliefs if you're wearing the Maddow glasses. I mean, it's a real thing. It is a real thing. Yeah. If you, if you have those glasses on and you're Republican, you're an assassin. Like, you're, it kills people for a living. Yeah. You're a very strange person. Dude, it is not, but that's to me the invasion of the body. This episode is brought to you by Life Lock.

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33:51It's like the double -southern one. Yes, that one's amazing. Amazing. Yeah, right. Really pointed you and make that noise. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh, southerly killing it. Look how creamy his eyes are. Yeah, that's it. You imagine, you imagine that reality. And by the way, not that hard. You know, it's way harder than that building a planet. Right. It's plenty of planets. Yeah. That is not that hard. That is essentially what happens all the time in like the insect kingdom where they get infested by another parasite that controls their brain. There you go. Dude, I went down a deep rabbit hole with this shit because you know, I was like looking right after Trump won, which by the way, I want to remind you, I'm sorry, I don't want to pat myself on the back, but when we were hunting for Bigfoot, do you remember I said to you one day you're going to get a president elected.

34:47Did you say that? No.

34:52Back then that would have been the least likely scenario. I'm in the woods with the fear factor guy. We're legitimately looking for Bigfoot. Legitimately with Bigfoot experts. Dude, that was one of my favorite camping trips I've ever had in my life. It was fun. I would love to do that again. Hunting for Bigfoot. It's like because hunting for animals, which I know you love. I have nothing against it, but you still got to kill an animal. Hunting for Bigfoot, you just like look for a twig out of place and you get to imagine he's nearby and that it's really fun. Squatching is fun. Somebody asked me if I saw Bigfoot what I kill it because if I could kill it, then I could show people that it's real.

35:33Hmm. Interesting. Interesting, would you? No. Why would I kill Bigfoot? Well, but just like why would you do that? It doesn't make any sense. Just to prove that it's real. Well guess what? Guess we can't prove it. There's no other way. It's not like I tell you where it happened and you fucking close off a thousand square miles and start pushing in with soldiers. Well, if don't kill it, why would you kill it stupid? I'm telling you where it is. Why do you want me to shoot an arrow through it? You know, man. Why would you just trust me and spend a billion dollars on drones and imagine like why did we spend all this money?

36:07Oh, Joe said he saw Bigfoot and so we weren't looking. But by the fucking way, if no one would spend any money to go look for Bigfoot, you can fly a swarm of drones over fucking New Jersey. You could find Bigfoot. You could fly him in the Pacific Northwest and we'd know once and fucking for all. See this, you know, they talk about democracy and we sometimes I like to think about what would actual democracy look like. And you know, it wouldn't look like some dude getting in front of a microphone and gaslighting your ass about experimental craft. It would be like, all right, I'm just going to tell you guys we figured out anti -gravity.

36:44That's anti -gravity drones. We wanted to show you and tomorrow we're going to drop ketamine on the neighborhoods. Democracy. But, but you know what I mean? Like that would be true democracy versus what we have right now, which is sort of democracy. It does work. The voting works and all that stuff. But ultimately, our impact, the non -political class's impact is very little and the political class's impact is very little when you consider now there's a security class. So you have the politicians, like Harry Reid, trying to figure out what the fuck is going on with the UAPs and even they can't do it because there's another level.

37:27In that level is like that's, those are the people controlling things because they know the secrets. It's just so infuriating to me that now they feel comfortable enough to fly whatever the fuck these things are over a major city and not tell us what they are. And then say we don't know what they are because if the reality is they don't know what they are. If we're going to believe them, which I guess you're not just not supposed to, you know what I mean? Are you supposed to? No, I don't think you're supposed to. I think at the point where they're just telling you it's like star. Okay. But let's be honest, if you are in possession of the actual information, you know what it is.

38:09You know it's China or you know it's aliens or you know it's a combination of both. Yeah. Or it's US government or it's all three. Maybe it's all the above. How the fuck do you tell people that? How do you tell people that while you're also governing? You're also doing all these different things. You're very busy. How does the president get on television and say ladies and gentlemen, aliens are real? We are being visited on a regular basis by non -human intelligence that is far superior to our own. We don't understand why they're here. We have been working with them. We have back engineered their products and that's how you got fiber optics and capacitors on all these things that sort of emerge just after Roswell.

38:55Yeah. That's the most fun one. You were by engineering. Yeah. They seated your culture with your religions. It's for a good cause. Everything. Yeah. We're a piece of the fucking factory, dude. That's what we are. Right. We're a piece of the factory that doesn't recognize that there's a whole other building connected to this that's filled with machines. Yeah. We're a piece. Well, that's, so okay. So that is exactly what you want pieces of your factory to think like. And that is why at any moment, anybody can actually just turn the channel. You're not a piece of the fucking factory. Actually you're the universe.

39:36You are the universe. And you're the universe who has been, dude, I mean, look what they can do to a lion's at a circus, this deadly fucking thing. They can make it jump through hoops. They can make it catch a frisbee. Right. So think of it. Most of the time. That's right. When they can't, those make for some wild Instagram videos. Oh, they do. And when? There's a lot of those out there. There is. It's the assassination of a fucking CEO. And by the way, like I am not like assigning any kind of like, I think it's a slippery slope. If we start publicly fucking executing CEOs, like if you start that, you know what I mean?

40:14That's a real slippery slope. Super slippery. But I'll tell you, if you sort of look at the factory, the way it works is like, like, you're number one, you really aren't supposed to identify the actual, like what's causing like a lot of suffering. Like you, once you start making those identifications, then, and you follow through with some kind of action based on those identifications, number one, the action can't be the based on the rules of the factory. Of course, the factory is going to create rules. You can go out with your fucking signs or whatever. If you're at the right place, not at Amazon where they arrested those people protesting.

40:53But there's places in the factory where you can go and be like, I need more oil. I'm squeaking. But only once in a while and only in the right way, it's a peaceful protest is what we call it. You do it at the wrong time. It's a fucking insurrection. You know what I mean? So the factory's got rules about how we do this. So the moment you go outside of those rules, the moment you like actually, and to do that, you have to somehow really think outside the factory, then, then you see something like that happen. And then you see the way the factory responds, which is the purplock they did with that dude.

41:29They've got fucking seal team six walking that guy in. He's handsome. He's like a movie. He's like, yes, a movie. If you saw that handsome guy getting arrested and there was like seal team six behind and protecting, you'd be like, that's no way they would do that. That's right. It's just a regular killer. There's no way they would have that many guys guarding that guy. Well, they're not guarding that guy. Look at that. They're sending a fucking message. They're saying, listen, we will surround you. And like that. So because like what's really scary about what he did is like, and I think if you want to like take murder, cold blooded murder and just for a second call activism, what that guy did is he didn't just like, you know, send a message, which is really scary for people like CEOs, which is saying, listen man, like you can't keep fucking us.

42:24If you do, you're not safe. And so that's scary as fuck. Because that's the CEOs of course are the ones who pay for the lobbyists who pay for the laws. And so he sends a message of a methodology, which again, I think if we're going to get into a better place, you're using violence. I just don't think that's the path. But just as an analysis dude, I would say you could expect more of that to happen. And that is going to lead to the Darth Vader people coming out more. You're not co -signing it. I'm not co -signing it at all. No, no, no. It's a realistic assessment. There's something going on. People are very upset.

43:10And they've been able to do this to people for so long. Did not have people treatment for so long. You remember when your dad had to come downstairs? Like you're fucking up or you're like missbaving with your brother. You're doing something really bad. You set something on fire. Your dad comes downstairs. He's been at work. He's fucking pissed. That's how you know you're really fucked. When people start doing stuff like that, then the dad has to come downstairs. And when the dad comes downstairs, it looks like the dudes in the Darth Vader outfit. To all of a sudden, this facade, for a second, they have to stop the show, turn on the fucking lights.

43:46These guys, fucking full body armor come out, spray chemicals into your face and drag you away. And then, all right, start the show up, again, start the show up again. It gets memory hold. So that is an example of what happens when the factory is imbalanced. And right now, the factory is imbalanced, dude. It's just that's the problem. There's a reason we need the middle class. There's a reason you need some path forward that is there's a reason you need to be able to buy a fucking house. And aside from the human comfort and starting a family and all that stuff, the moment you pull that away from people, now what?

44:23It's like, so wait, what am I supposed to do here? Now again, I'm not advocating violence. I think that if we keep doing violence, we're going to keep getting violence. But it's a really scary thing when shit gets so imbalanced. And when you hear about the health insurance, I'm lucky because I'm on crap populace. I'm Fox. I have incredible health insurance, dude. But you read about the people denying really important medication, really important procedures to people, sending them stacks of paper, explaining why we're not going to pay. You know, I got my colonoscopy recently. It cost me $100. You know what I say, charged by insurance company?

45:14$9 ,000. Have you ever talked to Brigham Bueller about this? No. You should. You know, because he understands it from top to bottom. He can tell you exactly what's going on. He's talked about it on the podcast. But it's a giant machine. It's a giant money machine. That's right. That's really what it is. It's not really about making you better. It's about, it's a giant money machine. That's right. Making you better is what they sell. Yeah. But it's about making more money. That's right. And they can make incredible amounts of money for surgeries that maybe you don't need. Yeah. You know, I'm not saying everybody does it, but some people do it.

45:51It's been, there's a guy that just got arrested recently. I don't know if you heard about this guy. I sent this to Peter and T. I could send to you, Jamie, or maybe you could find it. This dude, he was telling people they had cancer and they didn't. And it was like a ton of cases. And he'd give them chemotherapy, man. And he'd make them like severely ill. Yeah. Demon. He did it to like, I don't, I don't remember the number because I think the numbers stunned me so much. I didn't want to remember it. But this guy told a ton of people they had cancer. He scared the fuck out of them, ruined their lives.

46:28Dude. And then gave them poison. Yeah. That's designed to kill cancer. Is it a few like 10 years old? It could have been someone decided to me on Instagram. It was a new story. Oh my God. He got 45. That's all he got was 45 years. This has a pretty long time. 13 counts. He's 50. That's a life sentence. Hmm. Well, yeah, man. I don't know if this is the same guy. Maybe more doctors would do it. You know, this is one of the things that I found out I was doing a bit about this fertility clinic doctor that was using his own gizz. That's not one. There's not one case. This shit down the case is like, I wonder how many of these doctors were there's this creepy doctors that just like there's creepy carpenters.

47:19Like just like there's, you know, like some, some doctors don't give a fuck about people. Why do they use their own gizz? They're, they, do they run away? They want all the babies. They want everyone to have their baby. Oh, so it's not just psychos. People aren't coming in. No, there's women that went in with her husband's gizz. And he's like, yeah, I got a better up, she's a flaky sweet hot. That's what this guy did. He did. He ran a fertility clinic and I think people started figuring out when 23 and me came around. And this is just one of these guys. There's been a ton of those guys. Yeah. That fundamentally is the difference to your men and women.

47:54Could you imagine a clinic where a woman was getting other people to carry her babies? That's hilarious. Yeah. Not a chance in the fucking world. No woman want that. Yeah, take my baby. Oh my God. You take my baby. I trusted with you. You don't, the guy I don't even know, have a baby with me. Have the most precious thing you could have it. You can have it. You could have it. It's literally the fundamental difference to you men and women. That a guy could run a sperm clinic and think that I'm going to get away with everybody having my baby. And he's doesn't give a fuck. What happens to those kids?

48:32They might fuck. They might fuck. They might not know. They might find out to 23 and me. Their cousins. Yeah. Holy shit, where cousins? Then you find out everyone's a cousin. Does his creeps been just using his own giz for 35 years? Dude, that guy could be like, you know, based on the depopulation that's happening, based on population to climb that guy could be like the next Ginghis Khan. Like in the future, like, we've like 80 % of the play and it's related to this dude. I think he's got a lot of catching up to do with where Ginghis Khan's numbers were. I mean, how much it is interesting? It's like, you know, you read Elon Musk is the top Diablo player in North America, right?

49:12Which I think in the world, dude, I think he's the number one in the world, which is fucking insane. And dude, and I know you and I'm not trying to hire you here, but unless you've played Diablo 4, you can't understand what that means. I absolutely accept that. I do not understand what that means. It is insane. Like when I was addicted to that fucking game, like I just wasn't sleeping because you know, I had to do Dad Doody in the day, Diablo at night. And I sucked. So when you realize this guy shooting rockets into space, making e -vehicles, starting a new fucking department of the government is also the top.

49:58It's so crazy. It's the one time I actually let myself think maybe he actually is an alien because there is no, there's just no way unless he's paying people to do it for much. Obviously he's not. That is insane, man. That is insane. So dude, when you consider, I don't even know where I was going with that. I've got lost in Diablo 4 and just thinking about it. Well, we're just talking about he's the number one player that Elon, how preposterous it is. It's it. No, it's not. I don't play Diablo 4, so I really don't know what that means, but I believe it's huge. You know what I'm saying? It's crazy.

50:38It's crazy because Diablo 4, it's all about your bill. It's all about like, I hand coordination is obviously a big part of it, but then it's just, and then you see the chopsticks catch the fucking rocket. Yeah. Oh, that's a side job. Side job, he's had more space innovation in the last five years and NASA has since the Apollo missions. It's amazing. I mean, I'm just saying that. I don't know if it's true number, but he gets rockets to land and rockets get into it caught with robot arms. Like what? And that to me, it's like, my God, you know, you get those feelings like, okay, I'm on the right timeline because if the guy who's going to make us a galactic civilization is also a master Diablo player, the number one, we're on the right timeline.

51:30It seems so unlikely that if it was in a movie, I'd go shout the fuck off. He's not the number one Diablo player. I don't care how smart he is with rockets and electric cars and satellites that give broadband internet and tunneling under the earth and also owns X. It's suspicious. I must say. And he's tweeting 48 times an hour. He's so prolific. Well, where is your head? One of the, he's in another dimension. He could be by locating. Like this is one of the ideas. Where are you actually physically? Is this a, is this an avatar? Okay. Here's, and here's something. He fully believes it's a simulation, by the way.

52:17Oh, he does. Oh, fully. Not only does he say fully, but he says the chances of it not being a semi, he said this publicly, the sand chances of it not being a simulation are in the billions. I mean, okay. So we talked about this in the green room. Willow. The new quantum chip that Google wants, right? So, and I think you and I both do the same thing with our minds. Like, I think anyone who was exposed to the Atari 2600 does this naturally, which is like we played the Atari 2600. Did you have an Atari when you were a kid? Oh, yeah. And you remember how that blew your mind, right? You control the thing with the joy.

52:52It was insane. You can control the TV. What the fuck? Yeah. You'd been going to arcades. You could only play for a second. You'd have enough quarters. Suddenly, you could just do it at home. You could play until you fainted. Oh my God. And so we got to witness like every phase of that technology to where it is now, which is just fucking insane. And so you just take the Atari 2600 model and apply it to any new thing. And so you think, all right, what's it going to look like in 10 years? Then you take musk's neural laced, some kind of brain human interface, mix that in with some quantum chip that yeah, right now, right now, it's apparently unstable.

53:36It's like you got to keep it at, like you have to keep it at the low. I don't know what it's called. It's like colder than space or something. Like it has to be basically below freezing. And then suddenly, it can do things that all the supercomputers on the planet couldn't do. But you know, there's a trajectory here between the human brain and this technology. And it's getting closer and closer and closer together. Meaning that we are, and you know, a lot of people are like, look, that's probably like 20 years away. That is not that long. We are, when did team wolf come out, man? I don't think it's anywhere near 20 years.

54:13I think it's way closer than that. That's right. So that, to me, when you, when you just do the math and you realize humanity is about to merge with a thing that is solving equations that all the super, that take a supercomputer what is it? Double. A million years. That's going to be us. Yeah. And so then to answer the simulation idea, of course we're in a simulation. If we were just monkeys and now we are using qubits, using super positioning to create some infinitely faster way of calculating data, then obviously, once we get that thing connected to our brain, we will be able to, you know, we're going to be able to, you know, be able to simulate any reality we want.

55:01If this is truly our past and you wanted to, like right now the way I remember something, having done acid for most of my life is very foggy and kind of like, my memory isn't the best. Every once in a while, I have a very clear memory of things. But with this tech theoretically, it could reconstruct memories in your mind and not just that put you into them and allow you to experience them in real time. Meaning in a few minutes, you could live your life over a thousand times. Easily we could just be in, we could be in the future and this is a memory that some quantum computer of neural interfaces allowing us to experience totally all in composing memory.

55:39And that would be a form of eternal life because in every second, how many lifetimes could you live based on merging with that kind of chip? Right. And you wouldn't want to know it was a memory. You know, you might want to be like, you know what, let me just live that life over again. I just want to feel the whole thing. Well, you know, that's one of the scariest things for people to consider is the, there's this, I asked someone once, would you rather die or would you rather live your life over and over and over again forever? Why they say, they're like, oh my God, I couldn't do this forever and ever and ever.

56:18I'm like, why not? You can do it now. It's not even hard. Yeah. Aren't you enjoying life? I love it. I'm having a great time. I have great friends. I have a lot of fun. Lots of amazing things. I have a great family. I enjoy what I do for a living. Like, why would no one want to keep doing this? But the thought of keeping, even for me, the thought of me doing this forever and ever and ever is fucking terrifying for some weird reason. Well, that was like Nietzsche had this whole thought experiment, which was, I don't remember I was caught something like infinite return, but basically the way he put it is, you don't live it again and again and again and make changes within the echo.

56:57It's exactly the same over and over and over again. So in other words, whatever you, it's just a rerun over and over and over again forever. That's what we're in. And his point in that was like, therefore, if most of your life you've been miserable, you're in hell.

57:18I know. But he wanted to use that more as a kind of, to leverage people out of despondency, to make them understand, get going now, make it happy now because if we do repeat, yeah, but dude, I have to buy all this measure of talking about quantum computers and artificial intelligence and all these emerging things. Isn't it more likely than that a lot of this shit that people are seeing is human created? Because isn't it more likely that if we really do get to some sort of quantum computer AI civilization, so you attach quantum computer with AI like 20 years from now, like what does that even mean?

58:01Did you just make a God and if you did, it can this thing just completely travel between dimensions and understand like everything about every subatomic particle that exists in the entire universe, all at once. If that's the case, why do you need people anymore? And maybe you don't. Just maybe, maybe, Astro -Yapitthicus isn't around anymore. That was our guy. Right. He was our guy. If it was for him, we wouldn't be here allegedly. Well, I mean, I think the model you could use for that theory would be the various, like you look at an embryo and then you watch the way that appendages change. Then you could look at it that way, which is like, well, I mean, you don't want, I met someone out of tail, by the way.

58:51Like, some people get bored.

58:57I think it was at that party.

59:04That's a lot of tail. Because something happens. How big was it? I didn't look at it. What did it taste like? Oh, the cinnamon. It tasted like cinnamon and whiskey. Yeah, dudes are born with like a stub. Right. You know, like a regular tailed monkey. You look like a bitch, I was tail. Yeah. But there's something to it. Something there. So, you know, if you, yeah, there it is. There you go. That's so weird. There you go. That is like an ancient sick, by the way, if you're born with a tail, I'm not trusting you with my taxes. Oh, come on. I don't care if you got this herdery. Well, it's weird how there's like some of those tails look better than others.

59:40But some of them are clearly, I've got to be fake. Yeah. Some people probably got surgically put the take off my big toe and stick it on my ass. I'm afraid to look at it. It's psychos out there, man. Oh, give me a dude. That your alliance fucking bit. I still think about it sometimes. What would you do with your head of tail? Like, give me a break. If you could get like, if it, you know, they're already getting these body suits. You can wear it out. Help you lift shit. They have the new things for your legs that like, you know, but dude, if there was some cyborg tail that you could attach with a belt, what if there was a way?

1:00:13What if genetic engineering and AI merge in a way that like Duncan, we can switch you one time to anything you want. And one of the options is you could become one of the Navi. What are the Navi? The Navi from the movie Avatar. I'm not. I don't want to be a Navi. The blue people. Not interested. Giant blue people who fucking live in the forest. They sleep in the trees and they're connected to the earth. And they dance together and psyched out like ritual. I'm going to pass on the Navi. I don't like it. You ride dragons. They ride dragons, bro. I don't know, man. Dude, I wanted to be one of them people so bad.

1:00:47Everybody did. There was literally a psychological condition called Avatar Depression. I know. Yeah, I do. How many people just let's just have a guess. If I said we could do that to you, how many people do you think would sign up? I think this treats me filled with giant blue people. Well, I mean, if it's only once, I will. You have to stay. We can't do it again. It's too dangerous. You're DNA gets volatile and melts down. You can become a frog. We can't control it. But we can switch you one time. Yeah, it's not going to be one time, man. It's too long. One time. Why? Because you either stay a person or you become a werewolf or turn you into a Navi.

1:01:28Imagine that was an option. Every time the moon goes, you have to lock yourself in your house. Yeah. Are you OK? Yeah. Or you can be an awesome buddy apart. You might just jump through the windows of the second floor and roam the streets. And it's going to hurt when you change. It's a painful transformation. Oh, your nation. Screaming in your back. Remember the movie American Werewolf in London? When he's like on his back. Dude, the best. Oh my, Joe, a fucking great movie. Here's a movie you gotta watch. Really? The substance. What is that? Dude, I don't want to ruin it for people because it just came out, but it's You ever watch any like Cronenburg movie?

1:02:05Okay, so it reminds me of that It's got Demi Moore in it who by the way looks so great and she's like like dude. It is so fucked up This movie is so fucked up, but it's got the effects Something that happens in it is very similar to an American werewolf in London and it's basically this star She's a fading star and so And he kills it too, but like she's like a fading star. So it's called the substance. Oh my god. It's fucking trippy man It's so good. I'm gonna make a note don't you? You'll love it. I can't use I have to take my gloves off But it's really wild man, and it's very just like there's parts of it.

1:02:48There's so disturbing. Oh, maybe they're gonna show it the substance No spoilers What you've seen it no, but like if you say it's that good then why okay? Yeah, I'm sorry What is it on again? We had to get it on prime. Oh, okay, so it's out. It's out But dude like the the this is again like and I think One of the fun things about being alive right now and It's a fun time and one of the fun is time anybody's ever had dude really cuz like if I had to pick time periods Oh, we picked the right one. Well the second one I would pick is When cocaine was legal No, no, no, no, I think you would have been dead already.

1:03:31I would do. Oh, yeah, but I mean I will tell him about my buddy Steve He did his ophthalmology He was his residency he did in Miami in the 80s during the cocaine days No, oh my god, dude. He said every day. It was just gunshot wounds and guys with things stuffed up their ass They would get coked up and they shoves up up their ass to try to come harder and They just got things stuck up their ass. That's a Joe's oh, yeah, dude. He's my friends. He shout out Steve Graham He told me like all kinds they find light bulbs guys that have light bulb Twisty little pineconey light bulbs. They stick those up.

1:04:10They know it's gonna break like that's gonna break part of the fun Part of the fun. Yeah, the the risk. Yeah, well, they're coked out of their fucking minds Dude, they don't know what they're doing. This is the 80s in Miami. Holy shit Yeah, and there was more more banks per capita in Miami at the time I don't know if it's still the case, but more banks in Miami per capita than anywhere else in the country Because it was all just moving in daddy It was a cocaine city that was where it was probably somewhat common to find like a Bag of coke on the beach right that was where he has to get your kid your kid would bring you a bag of coke You see cocaine cowboys, right?

1:05:01Yes, oh my god, it's so and both one and two both are equally good dude I've heard stories so insane. I mean again like the I would never I'm too much of a pussy to live that kind of lifestyle, but when you think about the possibility that once we do get Interfaced in some way or another with these new computers that are just right around the corner We will be able to simulate experiences like that. Yes, I will definitely I would be into simulating the experience and then When you consider yeah, but you're gonna simulate the experience. You know, it's a simulation At some point you're gonna be like you know what?

1:05:42Let's just turn that off. I know it's a simulation You know what I mean? We would all be doing that shit like yeah, and I don't just mean like Literally like I mean it's some point you've done 20 ,000 lifetimes you've experienced what is like to be George Washington Gingas Khan you've experienced What it's like to be Joan of Arc you've experienced being one of Jesus's disciples Imagine if that's one person and that's your backstory That you've done all of those things what a timeline you're on that's gonna be everybody That's gonna be everybody because it's gonna be fake. Well, I mean Is it that that's where it gets really is it?

1:06:17Is it gonna be what is reality anyway? And what is data right what is data? That's the real question because it's like how much of Data can we recover from light and if we get faster than light travel can we get ahead of light? We know that when we take a picture that's just light so if we can get ahead of light And we can go faster than light if we go exponentially faster than light theoretically You're basically moving into the future. I guess Then couldn't you take pictures of earth in the past if you could take pictures of earth in the past Why couldn't you recreate them with this new technology?

1:06:49There's your time machine you're not you don't have to worry about fucking up the timelines. You're just taking pure data having it interpolated by a whatever the next computer is after quantum computers Right and then simulating that reality and traveling into it as whoever you want to be I mean it's pure Heatenism, you know, it's like right now we think of heatenism as fucking great meal Making some money nice car red wine, but future versions of heatenism could really just be like I just want to be a dinosaur for 50 years Yeah, I mean for sure well, there's gonna be look think about how many people play video games most of the day Like how many young guys so many young guys with no girlfriends one hundred percent you're playing some kind of video game all the time with your friends There you go, and you're probably having the most fun you're ever gonna have in your life So you enjoy it.

1:07:48Yeah before the prison comes Marital Why you say before you get told that you're a toxic piece of shit You can't and that is by the way there. I think there's a new phase in recently married dudes who I Think there's a new phase that happens. I think I went through it actually which is like that experience you had and when I reminisce on my life In the past prior to having kids which I fucking love, but when I reminisce on the past the the memories that come to mind a Lot of them are like snorting rails academy and playing God of war But nothing like and I really mean this it sounds cheesy, but I really mean it like What I was going for there That's what I get just on any given day when in the most right you're looking for highs and the highs of the love of your families Above and beyond anything else unquantified ever tell you Chappelle's take on it.

1:08:53No, he goes not only did increase the love in my life, but it increased my capacity for love Yeah, that's right and that's wild and that can hurt I you know this whole like Romana Kippie Dippy version of love It doesn't I don't think that's quite what love is a fairy tale love real love It's like that that expansion like you know that thing Where you go from one size butt plug?

1:09:21Yeah, yeah, yeah But you know what I mean? It's like you you it stretches you out in a way that nothing else could have and when you consider And when I think of like the past versions of me and realize in this confused way That's what you're looking for you're looking for that and that impulse is being subverted or Captured by you know, Hedonic technologies that are The paradoxically probably keeping you from having that experience, you know, they're they're getting in the way of that experience But and then and then like new dads you got to shed that skin like you know what I mean like I had to like fucking like Let go of that That it's such a habit, you know that form of life Video games drugs like you know what I mean.

1:10:14It's a real. It's a real like you have to be responsible now Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but Yeah, it didn't and that probably sounds like a bummer to a lot of people out there But it actually this is the way you know, and it feels good when you're in it It's just hard to convince people to do it and that's why there's this the Elon's terrified of this population crash This idea that younger kids young kids today are not having babies and as they're getting older You're less and less fertile and so people are choosing to have kids later in life They or not have kids more people are choosing to not have kids and by the way I'm not judging to do it.

1:10:54You do whatever you want you should be able to do whatever you want this life And no one should force you to fucking live with somebody have a family. I don't know what kind of anxiety you have or Why not you're a real legitimate loner you like being alone most of the time yeah, but It's just like The amount of people that are like super bummed out all the time is quite terrifying. Yeah If you if you really stopped and think about that just a number of people that are just running through life bummed out I know and there was some Obviously polls who knows who the fuck is running them, but there was some pull about Liberal women and mental illness It's so it's such a meme.

1:11:36It's so unfortunate Yeah, it seems to like hold up to the meme. Yeah, it's so unfortunate But the numbers like crazy high well, you know man This is the thing about mental illness like and there's lots of studies that have been what are they call it a Fully a do right? That's the name for if you are around a crazy person It's an you can actually like if you're around a paranoid person long enough you really might start thinking the walls are bugged if they're charismatic enough Right sure so yeah, there's a there's a quality to People who are charismatic and distorting reality that is contagious and then when you add to it It becomes a fashion statement right so so basically the idea is if you have some form of mental illness It's not like I should shame you for it.

1:12:23Obviously like you need care. You need compassion, but One of the really I think very dangerous things that is emerged into the zeitgeist is that Compassion has been confused like so in other words they what you might call enabling They are calling compassion because the idea would be You're right now you need to get better. Let's get you fucking better Not like right now This is just how you are and you really don't have any hope so this is where and also I can congratulate you on your courage and All that's good by the way it is courageous if someone has mental illness to announce it, but When you go to the next step which is actually The fact that you're trying to lose weight the fact that you're trying to balance your life That is an aggression You know what I mean like now you are aggressing against all the people who have this It is a slap in the face to the people who have it what I'm saying is there's a culture where the normal societal pressure to Try to make yourself healthy which by the way if you go back a long time ago If word if it's just like you and me and everyone in the green room and we have to survive in the wilderness or something like that There really isn't time for somebody to You know it's dangerous if someone is doing things that keep them sick because we have to carry them You know what I mean?

1:13:53We have to carry them through the fucking wilderness and that means we might die that that lowers our survival chances So the the the idea is you In a in a you don't want to enable People who are hurting themselves right who you don't want to enable people who have a chance to to no longer like continue the patterns or to Take the medicine or whatever the fuck it is to feel better You actually want to help them feel better not keep them frozen in this thing which is a demonstration of their Enlightenment because that's the thing when health when sickness is Health and health is sickness Well, that's the aunt death spiral dude like if if you know that's how you create a very sick unhealthy World and then you you know you you wouldn't want like in other words like you if you if you met some like Raving paranoid person who was convinced that there were nanobots inside of them that we're reading their minds and controlling their thoughts Duncan, I told you that in private.

1:14:58I'm sorry Joe. It's just not good. Do you think like that? That's scary That's a sad place to be we got to get you out of there. We got to get you on reddit Exactly Exactly and I Anobots are legit dude shut the fuck up dude the main the main This is it this is you know what I'm really scared of legitimately I don't think nanobots are controlling us right now But that this technology that they have where they have these like little miniature robots that they can send into your Bloodstream to repair tissue and repair you've seen these right. Yeah, the concept Once that becomes an actual thing like what's this stop someone from injecting a Few of those inside of you at the hospital next time you go in for a procedure right And if it gets to that point like 20 years from now where they could do that they could just like we we chip Duncan Thank you.

1:15:50Yeah, yeah, yeah very important to find out yeah, where where this guy goes Yeah, we have to track him do everywhere he goes and then you're linked up to some GPS computer by these fucking nanobots inside of your body And by the way if you and I are talking about this shit in Elf suits You better believe somebody in the DOD somebody in them in the Raytheon or Lockheed Martin is like these these little little robots they do work For a while whatever a while they decay inside your body and they create rampant inflammation Horrible roomed toward arthritis destroys all of your joints because they die inside of you Well, you know, it's like we didn't know that you didn't know got a break if you have to make an omelette man Then we regret yeah the Tuskegee experiment Sorry, sorry Infected people with syphilis.

1:16:44I'm really sorry to tell people they had syphilis. We're sorry in retrospect It was a mistake like we shouldn't have done that. I mean the Again is that that's a real thing or when they release some shit in the subways You know whoopsie Who hand lab whoopsie That was a big whoopsies boys gain a function research Whoopsie whoopsie no whoopsie is true dude So when you this is where to me if you do want to align with a classic paranoid state of consciousness The way you align with it is you you and they and without having to go on info wars without having to go on retic conspiracy Just look at what is true like is verifiable like what do we know right now?

1:17:29So what we know right now there are unknown drones Hovering over New Jersey we know that the president of the United States has been incapacitated for years For years away who saw that coming dude. We were conspiracy theorists Not anymore. We were conspiracy theorists now our shit is like mainstream just basic journalism President of the United States has apparently been out of command Mission for years by the way. I welcome him on my podcast. He has an open invitation. God damn it That'd be awesome anytime and he would be fun like I hope so now dude We'd have to give him a little nap in the middle of the podcast But then wake him up throw some water on him when when he when when like He's all there when they got the cocktail right and he's like dialed in and he turns into a warlock for a second like It's scary When the eyebrows move up dude it's it's that's like something that's a lich That's like if you were in a curse tomb and that thing comes around the corner That is scary like his what it whatever the the soar on that comes out of him before he like goes back to sleep It's terrifying, but even more terrifying is The network of people around him.

1:18:54You know you see those. It's really cool the dancing dragons It's like six dudes in a dragon suit dancing and it looks like a real dragon dancing Right right right Biden is the dancing dragon of presidents He's got god knows how many people just fucking like work and so hard to get that thing to function just in like brief Moments you only need him to function for like 10 minutes at a press conference 20 minutes here Get him off the plane get him in the fucking building if we can pull that off We'll have power for a little bit longer a little bit longer dude when you consider that We apparently live in a democracy You elect this dude who makes decisions because in some way shape of formula lines with what you want the country to be and The people fucking puppeteering that that poor old man or just like no actually fuck you He's not gonna make any fucking decisions because he's incapacitated He's gone gone with a fucking wind and now we're in control and you didn't vote for us That is terrifying That is so that's in a way that's worse than a coup because at least with a coup You see the military they come in the tanks are in front of the White House Some dude is suddenly the leader and you know, it's not the guy you voted for what was certainly By definition it was a coup against Biden oh With Kamala.

1:20:20Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean by isn't that by definition. It does a coup have to be military Oh, no, no, no, that was a definition of a coup. I think a coup is just when you've is it just like a some sort of a conspiracy to Over through the leader and install a leader. That's it. Right. It does have to be violent. That's right And what a brilliant cute It does have to be violent Yeah, sudden violent unlawful. I guess we have to redefine that yeah But because again, it's interesting. Is there any other coup d 'état? Maybe I know it comes from that but is there a difference between a coup and a coup d 'état?

1:20:59What's a cool? I think it is coup d 'état. That's the actual definition. It's cool. It's the same thing. I said in violent Yeah, yeah, it's it's essentially we shortened it But so it's it it does say violent but if there's a bunch of people that conspire behind the scenes and They force you out and your wife doesn't want you to get forced out and then there's these arguments and then you wear a Magahat and then and your wife wears red when she votes yeah like Yeah, you say your wife gives a speech where she's mocking Kamala Harris Yeah, she's talking about joy and like the joy like just nonsensical fucking word salad dude I know I saw that it's like they're so pissed kind of a coup It seems like it's kind of a coup and also the right thing to do that guy should not be he might have won I mean, there's the right thing to do in terms of like you can't have a guy Who's just a figurehead that's not what the deal is the deal is this guy is going to be doing his best to look out for us And to make sure that he navigates this world of finance and environment and international relations perfectly where he doesn't blow anything up And he makes our economy have yeah go go that's the that's the deal.

1:22:21Yeah, well But the again like you can't like have only a mask like who's running the deal? Well that was okay So again, it's like and this is the fantasy of any hippie or whatever so the idea is The predicted in the new age movement and I could think you'd argue in a lot of religions Would is the consciousness shift is is happening the age of a query? Whatever the fuck you want to call it consciousness shift and so The idea is that what we're witnessing is essentially the The collapse of a way of doing things That is collapsing and as it collapses it starts making big mistakes one big mistake would be People figure out that We have had a president Who is basically incapacitated meaning we don't really need a president there the whole model starts falling apart also when you realize like they like If you watch basketball Or skateboarding watch skateboarding now Versus skateboarding when people started skateboarding Like the tricks like people are doing now versus what they used to do right and you see how quickly people when something's fun or important How quickly it evolves right so the coup is Problematic in that again, you know a coup has happened the ultimate coup is To have a figurehead now you know the it's a it's a it's a hacky trope I guess the idea being that like every president is just a fucking Puppet right but the problem with that puppet is that like these are puppets who actually do have power They will make decisions even if there's a lot of pressure from from God knows whatever the web of unknown people is that tries to like grab the Steering wheel they can say no so that's a problem So if I want to control the steering wheel completely Dude what's better than an old man who has dementia?

1:24:31Because I could tell him shit happened that didn't happen. I could show him news sources. There aren't even real You know what I mean? I could literally like you just probably pretends to be able to read his eyes are probably gone dude Absolutely probably pretends absolutely and and then the other Side of it the aside from it. It's a coup. It's completely unconstitutional. It's a a Fucked up takeover of the US government if you just look at the abuse of Like the right thing to do when you will have a president a bus driver Whoever who's got seen how dementia is to say hey guys He's really sick and he can't do the job anymore and we have to find somebody else to do the job now That's the right thing to do but these mother fuckers are like no no no no no no no no no We'll lose our jobs.

1:25:23We're in the fucking camp exactly. They're like we don't want a primary because of another Democrat comes in if Shapiro comes in if Newsom comes in whole new cabinet. That's right. That's right everybody knew that's it Everybody wants to keep their job. It's so fucked up if Even if you are sad that Trump won and you wish Kamala Harris won If she did win it would be the first time that anybody won without winning a primary right and that's kind of crazy And it's not a good precedent to set it's not good to let people weasel around this system that we have in place And by having a vice president and then immediately appointing them as the Democratic candidate That's kind of illegal.

1:26:04It seems like it's kind of illegal. Is it illegal? Well, dude? I mean it should be illegal How about let me say this? That should be illegal right you should have to have a vote from the people to decide who their Democratic elected person Who's gonna run for president is right that's the whole deal? Yeah, maybe people didn't vote for you when you were running for president, which is the fact And so then when you ran for vice president or when he chose you as vice president all of a sudden We're supposed to pretend that you're a really good candidate for president when like we let's find out what the people think If you guys believe that she's the best person for the job the whole idea is supposed to be sell it and then people vote Like really vote actually vote Don't talk with the vote.

1:26:49Yeah, don't the mail -in ballots seem kind of odd. Let's not do that Yeah, Nixon was talking about how they could be rigged in the 70s. Yeah, let's just do it in person Yeah, I always do that's right man. I'm doing this vote the idea is like if I'm a kidnapper and I kidnap you And I don't know knock you out or something you come to and I explain we're married I Need to pull that off. We're now married. I've just kidnapped somebody, but now they think that we're married what I'm saying is You know, you know if you're gaslighting. Yeah, you really need to execute perfectly gaslighting and so the the problem With the and I think this is the buried fucking headline in the drones in the Kamala Koo the The president with seen how dementia is that all of these Actions taken by the federal government have not just corroded People's trust in the federal government, but potentially like annihilated the Meaning now.

1:27:53Yeah, you know if I'm kidnapped by somebody and they're like no Here's why I kidnapped you. Oh god. There's that great movie where like somebody ends up in someone's survival bunker And you wonder is it really the end of the world or this is the person kidnapped? You think you can't go out there, but it's like the idea is The moment if if I've been kidnapped and I actually buy into your shit That's gonna create a lot less anxiety for me, but the moment your kidnap be stops believing you Whoa, that's not fun for anybody and right now. I feel like that's the general mood is people just don't trust Out of like when people that do have Stockholm syndrome.

1:28:32That's it. That's it. That's it That's it. Those are the people that are still getting boosted In I'm up to date I have all nine of my boosters Jesus Christ Boosters in their eyeballs you can see them swimming around behind their eyeballs eventually they're gonna be just point That wasn't at your boosters that is Six feet this day. That's what it felt like man. That's what it felt like being unvaccinated in the pandemic Well, it felt like like some people looked at you like you were the dirty like I heard dudes. I know I Know them I've hung out with them. They were calling people playgrounds playgrounds calling unvaccinated people playgrounds Listen, this is And you know, maybe you're not supposed to do this like when you're saying like you try to find the the compassionate way of looking at Kamala Harris I try to find that with everybody man as that as like an exercise that I've been doing more and more over the last few years I try to push it all day long.

1:29:36Yeah, there's so many things to get upset about but there's also there's so There's so many good things in the world too and we can't fall into that We're not designed to soak up 8 billion people worth of bad news That's right. We're just not designed that way. That's right and if you suck all that stuff in You're gonna have a lot of negativity in your life and it's not about forgiving people for like even like CNN people that are Spitting out propaganda like your demise is self -created You will be punished by your own doings The world is responded to all the you seen this crazy interviewer Don Lemon interview some dude on the street now You haven't seen this now?

1:30:20It's so funny because Don Lemon's doing like these on the street interviews and he's talking to this this guy About the news and the guy is essentially telling Don Lemon like I don't trust all these sources. You're saying He's like look here. It is washed in post. I forget what the subject was But he got Don Lemon to say I don't listen to mainstream news either what yeah, yeah, play this play this from the beginning Because this is so crazy Who is the real president of the life to think Donald Trump one I believe democratic lawmakers and Washington are calling Elon Musk president I'm saying Donald this is a vice president or they had a communication.

1:31:01What's what's what's what's wait a second? No, no one's really if you not watch some paid attention absolutely not I'm paying attention to what I'm doing during my days. I can try and get a better life Okay, do you have your phone with you? I do. Why don't you Google right now? Yes, tell me president mosque and see what comes in No, but that's already a loaded question you realize tell me give me the sources oxios business insider We don't trust any of these the common man doesn't trust any of this ABC news watching it post New York so what the Atlantic? Oh, I don't trust any of these. Oh, I don't trust any of them.

1:31:31Okay. I don't trust any of these Well the common man. We don't trust any of these yeah, no one trust is the government no one trust the common news We don't trust any of that anymore independent news. We are the ones that own the news now people trust me They don't trust MSNBC because I can't actually one of them He said a lot of people coming to him. I've misunderstood. I got a heart on why I saw that dude that is Well that guy just geniusly broke down yeah this illogical assumption that because it's on these accepted sources It must be true right ago. He's president mosque. Maybe we have the good guy super genius on our side and this idea that he's doing it for money Hey, you fucking half widths.

1:32:20He has all the money. Yeah, he has more money than anybody Right, he's simultaneously running multiple businesses at the that are at the peak the cutting edge of technology sure And the fuck up and let him cook but yeah, let him cook also though when you when you realize like this is like you know When the DNC starts astroturfing reddit when the DNC starts astroturfing Forchan when the DNC started doing that using all that fucking money and it's so funny because the astroturfing after she lost It's stopped explaining astroturfing so the idea is like I infiltrate message boards post Political messages disguised as like somebody just putting a post up.

1:33:06I try to redirect the conversation or essentially imply a Consensus that doesn't exist and so There's ways of manipulating the algorithm apparently on the DNC's Discord server they were talking about the best ways and times to post on reddit to attempt to move the fucking needle so it's kind of amazing Isn't it it should be a legal it's so fucked up if like you are Probably like if we if I don't know we did a renegade rogue commercial for Nika team pouches on Instagram you have to say this is a sponsored post So why is it that if you work for the DNC or volunteer for any state entity? You don't have to say also I'm doing this as a volunteer for the DNC I that's why I posted this you don't have to do that So that's invasion of the body snatchers that's the I'm pretending to be a normal person I'm infecting the data sphere with propaganda and if I do it enough It will create the illusion that this is the consensus and the reason you want to create that illusion is because people like to sync up That's what they know they love to sync up and really smart people like to get really good at syncing up They like to get really good at it and really good at correcting others who don't sync up correctly Here you go sync up.

1:34:27Yeah, and you know what it is. It's just dorks It's dorks and dorks have found a thing right? Maybe your thing could have been chest. It's not it's politics Yeah, maybe you know to be right like whatever your thing is yeah That's what's really going on and you're denial of objective reality in order to win It exposes you it exposes you to people in this new world that are recognizing that we are the only people that have ever gone through this and we are in this Insane moment of realization about how much we've been bullshitted and manipulated in the past How much of all of our Resources are going to things that we would never agree to yeah, and and how much of this chaos is Being pushed upon us by people who are profiting from it in a fucking spectacular way That's almost indescribable yeah Insane amounts of money and control of the narrative and it's not working.

1:35:34It's not working It's not working you and I and Jamie in a fucking room. Yeah Or working right that's not working what they're doing is not working because people are getting information from multiple sources now and The sources that aren't reliable Like that guy listed off. They're dying off. Yeah, you know the New York Times app is more people use it for word Old than anything like New York Times has essentially become a gaming company. Easy. See if that's true I don't want to get sued. I'm pretty sure it's true. Well, I mean word all is fun. I'm sure it's It's a separate app. Is it a separate app or is it that word?

1:36:15I do not that's yet I'm tired of you drinking no, thank you. Is that what it is? So that word will get more activity for the company. That's right essentially. Yeah, there was a graph I was too lazy to read the whole graph, but it was a breaking down how word will is more use than anything Well, listen this is true. Let's make sure that's true. Otherwise, we'll have to cut this out I don't want New York Times on my ass. Oh my god. Oh, it's suck So bad they've done it before. It's just that's their job. That's their job You know, they're just like that shouldn't be a job where your Your times games are more popular than it's news It if that's what you want it to be, but here's the thing.

1:36:58It's unnecessary anymore and I think that Through the rise of independent journalism one of the things really realizing is that all something has someone has to do is be consistently objective and intelligent and Post things and post takes on things like Coleman Hughes or some of these people yeah Consistently intelligent objective and then you'll develop a following yeah, and then you'll become a reliable source of news That's right because I know that if I ask Coleman about XY or Z and he's he's informed he's gonna give me a very intelligent Break down of what it is now There's a few people in my life that are like Andrew Huberman if I have some sort of health related question Peter atiya Right have some sort of like how are they doing this and what it would it would it is this legitimate right and they'll look at it and they'll Analyze it yeah, I've sent Huberman stuff and he goes over the data He's like this is fascinating this it theoretically should work, you know, and then this will explain why and what the pathways are and how interesting this is yeah It's it's an amazing resource that wasn't available before to any person forget I mean it's too difficult you'd have one line of Inquiry like you have one lane or whether it's archaeology or language one lane where you look super well read in yeah You don't have access to all this these other professors that are working on quantum physics, right?

1:38:19You don't have access to the James Webb telescope people you don't have access to all this data. It's like it's too hard to get right now It's fucking everywhere everywhere. It's everywhere all the time. That's right. It's a question away on your phone Yeah, it's a question away you pick up your phone and use fucking press a button say hey Google Want to tell me what the James Webb tells you but not to yeah, hey chat GPD want you talk to me like Santa Claus and explain to me why these drones are fake The best it's the best know if the drones are China's or ours or Water people They're coming out of the water no tell I mean if there's a civilization under the water I mean that's where I would hide if I was like trying to hide from a civilization It's the ocean.

1:39:04It's clear. They can't get in there. They can't breathe under. There's a perfect place to hide You know what I've been saying for a while last few weeks at least I think maybe What the aliens are is custodians? I think maybe they're just here. They're like some sort of Autonomous creation that's designed to accelerate our evolution Stop us from blowing ourselves up and make sure that we build the quantum computer with AI right And that this is like it's all a part of this like endless cycle of Integration in the great universe this and like we're at this like I don't want to get out of my cocoon We're in that stage.

1:39:44We're in this like bizarre strange, you know Astralyapithecus wandering around in the grass fields. We're in this weird stage where we're we're gonna launch into some completely new way of Interfacing with the universe itself. Yeah, and it's gonna happen whether you like it or not Yeah, and this is just what's happening right now and that's why everything's so chaotic. Okay, McKenna used to talk about this You talk about how the end of civilization. It's not gonna be it's not gonna be a whimper It's gonna feel screaming and yeah, that's it flailing and trying to hold on the whole Normal rock well painting You're big my own fucking bread.

1:40:24It's trying to do a lot to the rave. How many fucking genders? Yeah What are you saying? Yeah, why are these fucking drones with their drones god damn it? It's the meltdown and you know if you what you're saying like so if you look at like a Crick and I think it was Crick wrote the He wrote a paper theorizing about Directed Pan Spurmy, which is where you put so so okay direct -to -pan Spurmy, I get some kind of nano -bought Which is I guess you could say that's what DNA is nano -bought precursor essentially like Where I think it's weird and maybe I don't understand what he's doing completely it's weird to me that musk Once to send humans to Mars because it seems like it would make make way more sense Pre -sending humans to send drones robots to construct Whatever it is you need to survive on Mars to go in the caves build the fucking That's the plan Duncan.

1:41:18Oh really so yeah the first the first Voyage to Mars is gonna be unmanned okay great. Yeah, I think they have to do that They have to have a certain amount of supplies because I think they can only come back in two years But I don't even mean supplies. I mean if we jump for 20 years about missing that bus the Mars bus the two -year bus Oh Duncan you were late you slept in I mean that's hilarious. Yeah, you missed the bus watch the rocket go up. No No, nobody woke me you cock suckers imagine like Duncan is such a fucking douchebag. Let's leave him here Let's leave him on Mars. There's plenty of potatoes That is so fucking make him fertilize his potatoes with his own shit like so Damon Yeah, like Matt Damon did in the Martian movie dude, so You if so obviously like the way you're gonna want to colonize a bit of a world is You create not just this nanobot But you make it so the nanobot can only survive in environments that you would live in meaning and then encoded in the nanobot Is the indestination what you're talking about the quantum computers some kind of AI that then will naturally uncover Faster than light travel wormholes, whatever the fuck it is and then when the wormholes open up You can instantaneously travel to a bit of a planets, right?

1:42:39So can I tell you turns how it's idea. Yeah, it's a great idea. Yeah He thinks that we have it all wrong when it comes to the formation of planets and the Creation of life he thinks what happens is the Sun is constantly ejecting things right you see these Coronal mass ejections crazy Millions of times like longer than you know the distance between whatever and whatever I'm not on just scary be crazy bigger than earth right that he thinks these particles coalesque in space Outside of the gravity of the Sun and they they orbit the Sun and very close at first But then as time goes on they move further and further away And they get to a place where they're in this position like earth is and then they people They flower just like when you plant a seed when the water comes And then it has to be sophisticated enough to adapt because the planet is eventually going to move out of the head habitable zone He thinks that Mars at one point in time probably had civilization in life and then as Mars got further and further and further out from the protection of the Sun It eventually got too cold and it eventually got hit by something it lost its atmosphere and now it's just desert That's so cool.

1:44:01Well now they know there's water on Mars. Yeah, they know it used to be just the craziest of conspiracy theories. Oh, there's no water on Mars Yeah, there's no evidence of water. How could a society live there? but You know, this is the nuttyest of nutty but some remote viewer went to Mars a million years ago And said there were pyramids there sure and there was a civilization there. Yeah, and you know There's tribes no actually they think they came from the planets here. It's right like the doggone tribe Yeah, I believe that all people came from from another planet. Yeah, if you were in Mars and you're a thousand years advanced from us And they never figured out AI so they could just go in a different direction They're like super super advanced though where they could travel through the space between the planets and You get to a point where you're like hey guys, we kind of about a Decade yeah, we got about one decade where life can exist on this fucking planet.

1:44:54We got to get off of this now Earth is ready. There's some monkeys there There's a bunch of shit there's like, you know, we could we could just go there. Yeah, we just go there Well, and then we just munked around with them like these guys are developing really slowly like why don't we just and then home Our clients. Yeah, look how many guns man listen the whatever it is Definitely not what are just described. No, whatever it is. It's not bad. I wasn't believing it as I was saying though I was like that's crazy, but dude, you know, I see you look at Just the concept of epigenetics and what we're doing right now you look at the Statistical probability of DNA evolving based on the age of the planet you look at these things and Not just that you look at the mythologies of the world it all points towards some kind of Advanced intelligence bioengineering a planet for some reason or another I mean even like if you ever are the parable of the Sower you know that Jesus Jesus said can you do you mind pulling that up Jamie?

1:46:01I don't have it memorized yet The parable of the Sower when you think of say yes, so are as though WER Oh like a so like sewing things no like planning seats so we're off seats Planner the parable is there but when you think about this Generally, this is the idea of like there's people are gonna like understand Jesus is God But if you look at it as an extraterrestrial intelligence planning seats on planets versus it becomes this like crazy The Sower is the yeah the pair of the so Those seeing they do not see though hearing they do not hear or understand and then Where is it oh yeah Got no any told a farmer went out to sew his seat as he was scattering the seeds some fell along the path and the birds Aided up some fell on rocky places where it did up not have much soil It's spring up quickly because the soil was shallow But when the sun came up the plants were scorched and they withered because they had no root Other seed fell among thorns which grew up and choked the plants still other seed fell on good soil where it produced a crop 160 or 30 times what was sewn whoever has ears let them hear Listen to this the disciples came to him and asked why do you speak to the people in parables?

1:47:24He replied because the knowledge of the secrets of the kingdom of heaven has been given to you But not to them whoever whoever has will be given more and they will have an abundance Whoever does not have even what they have will be taken from them This is why I speak to them in parables. I'd be like bro What the fuck did you say can you break that down if I had that guy in the podcast if I had God in the podcast I was like okay Do you have friends? Okay when you talk to friends like to you should when you say like complicated things You should make it make sense. So I know you're smart. You made the whole universe.

1:48:01Yeah, I'm not being disrespectful sir But what did you say? Well, let me answer it in a parable you see Imagine a flower growing from stone Sometimes the stone is angry at the flower, but sometimes the stone glows with light. This is why Mmm. Is it because we teach kids that way kind of We kind of teach kids almost in parables. Well, I teach kids like a simplistic form of everything Well, I think it's an acknowledgement of a kind of Spectrum of intelligence right? It's like right the idea is like let me give you a little data fractal here That's why it's so rude when someone talks down to you Oh worse when someone's like I don't know if you know But let me explain to you.

1:48:49Oh, please what's wrong with the way you're thinking? I can't wait to hear It's the grossest way to talk to people ever. It is so it's an absolutely a sign of low intelligence If you're so idiotic that you think and you being honest. Yeah, but how do you feel? But you're you're deciding to be mean About a point of discussion. That's right. That's what it is. You're just starting to be mean instead of saying I I have a lot of knowledge about this if we could if I could tell you what I know like this is why I believe what you're saying is not true Yeah, because I actually have a PhD in this and this is how we know this and this how we know that right and then you go Oh, that's essentially what Eric Weinstein did to Terence Howard right so when Terence Howard was on the podcast There was a lot of things that you're saying that were true and really fascinating and very interesting He's a very brilliant guy.

1:49:37Yeah Eric Weinstein is a legitimate PhD in mathematics right super fucking crazy scary smart and he was and he said to him He said look I'm not giving you peer review. He goes. I'm not a peer. You're not my peer. He goes. I'm an expert I'm giving you an expert review. I'm saying you have a lot of really interesting ideas. Just stop teaching people stop Stop it's offensive to the people that actually do this for a living. That's all it is This doesn't you are like us. He and this is what he said of him. He said he's one of us He just went down a different path. That's right. He's a brilliant guy who has a strong desire to understand the universe Yeah, strong desire to understand things But he's not you have to go down the path of peers you have to go down the path of You got to be with all these other legitimate people to bounce these ideas about and the only way you're really going to get in If you you have to find some online community of legitimate people that accept you you have to be invited into something Or you have to fucking attend a university like all the other I did that's that's how you find out especially when it comes to shit like mathematics boy You know when you're talking about like things like physics.

1:50:38Yeah boy you need did you need that's these are cold hard Fact -based disciplines. Yeah, you need to be around the people that are the cream of the crop of that that's it Yeah, that's right man and and that I watched some of that and I loved it because You will That's what compassion looks like you got to see also the Terrence is a good guy. Yeah Exactly didn't get upset. It didn't get angry. Yeah, it wasn't designing a really it wasn't at all And it was also an acknowledgement that a lot of his ideas are really fucking good that people in ideas really fucking good Dude the other thing that he has that he invented you've seen that linchpin thing that he invented I saw something like that modular drone Technology yeah, I'd like to be used for construction.

1:51:23Yeah, I can move in giant girders Creates of hard facts or something well they all link together. It's like a geometric pattern But the nerdiest of nerdy things was Weinstein calling him out on the degree Of the angle of one of the like fucking calculation city made I don't remember exactly what it was you had to cheat that right right and he's like yeah I did I did that to make it work and he's like That's really fucking me because you understood why there would be something problematic about linking all these specific geometric patterns and then he had to make some slight adjustment to make them link up perfectly I love that super nerd talk inside baseball comedians do it to like when we're like breaking down a joke and like the like them To a my new pause or something.

1:52:09It's the same thing But yeah, man, I mean this This was this is what I love when you read about the history of science you read about like famous physicists Getting in real like intense fights with each other And you see that the process of discovering the truth does involve a kind of Mutual curiosity but not being afraid to say this is fucking wrong but allowing the other person to Fire back because you both know that via this conflict Potentially you discover something new and that that was the attitude. I mean like this whole thing where suddenly Normal people aren't supposed to engage in science is really fucked up when you look at like the history of science Which used to be maniacs like Newton who they analyzed his hair Mercury In his fucking hair Because everything had poisoned it back then well no, but he was experimenting with mercury He was interested.

1:53:12He's like building scale replicas of the temple of Solomon You know like you you look at that and you see that now Newton today You know somebody like Don Lim would be like oh really? So you get up with Isaac fucking Newton with mercury in his hair and his little dollhouse like the temple of Solomon Oh, yeah, he's he's a real scientist That's not what they look like. It's like these people were out of their fucking minds Sigmund Freud just injecting fucking liquid cocaine into his veins you look at like the history Freaking out about his mom fucking shove him the gars up his ass I don't think he really did that but I wouldn't be surprised But you know you look at the history of what brilliant people who have shifted the culture actually behave like Tesla Fucking Tesla did like I don't know like he's in love with his pigeon and love with the pigeon didn't want to like what the thought about Castrating himself because his sex drive was getting in the way of his research.

1:54:12So he's like I'll just chop my dick He did dude. I think there was a description of him destroying his sexuality. Yeah, dude So so you you sort of like realize that For whatever reason the priest class of default reality of which Don Limon is a high priest Have suddenly created this ridiculous version of scientists of philosophers of intellectuals that are domesticated People normal fucking people is actually really awful in the sense that all of the like philosophers and scientists out there today who are like you know in their filthy fucking apartments Who've been staring into a candle for like five hours?

1:54:55They're not thinking like I'm a scientist They might be you don't know like This this this new basically like it appears that The power structures in the world Want to create this homogenous version of humanity Within which there's always declawed people who completely align on a few Ridiculous facts absolutely and you can make those people very clawed If you bond them together to attack anybody who doesn't stay in line. That's right. Yeah, that's right And that is what again like a coup or you get rid of the president at least you know it's not the president tyranny Where you don't have Soldiers in the streets but a kind of societal Pressure and an unending pressure trying to talk on my bots Tiktok it the reals the algorithm like dude if you ever looked at pendulums think up But I don't watch tiktok.

1:55:56I don't have tiktok. I know it sucks because I try to send you some tiktok So you can't look at it. I won't click on it but I know the The the probably already infected my phone just because you sent me those links I'm sorry. It's probably in the user agreement. I still send them we agree to infect other people's phones every time You send a link. I keep hoping you all have like I know I try not to give it in well It's it is so incredibly hypnotic like it is so Advanced and what it does but not interested. It's really creepy though because like It's yeah, it's synchiness. It's homogenizing People and that's what I don't like is like it's creating this synced up and it's creepy because like the tiktok dance Is actually if you think about it.

1:56:37It's really a symbol of what it's doing for a lot of other things like Maybe you're not doing a choreographed dance with your family in front of the Christmas tree to some dumb song But why is it that everything you say? I've read I've seen written exactly in the same way on reddit. Why is it that every opinion you have Matches not just like the idea doesn't match but the way you're verbalizing their idea How is it is like a synced that I've heard over and over and over again in different places? That is so spooky to me So to me like that And also that it's called tiktok which in my fucking paranoid universe I keep thinking is that the tiktok of a metronome that they're talking about tiktok Getting people to dance to a certain cultural bpm Jamie I'm gonna send you something.

1:57:25I'm not sure if it's true So I want you to find out if it's true and it was someone was saying that There's a whole series of I saved it on Twitter. It's a link on Twitter. That's what it is There's a whole series of people who are claiming to be doctors saying the exact same thing I saw that I don't talk about it. I don't know The problem with those things is like people bullshit and when people bolt here it is. I'll send a teacher When people bullshit, it's really hard to tell you know because If you change this and you know Create this in Photoshop and then people start spreading it then all of a sudden that narrative gets out and most people don't ever hear Oh, no, no, so many made that in Photoshop right so by the time it gets around It's like I don't know.

1:58:11I don't know if it's true or not right these are one of those So it's like if if that's true and if all these doctors We're tweeting out the exact same verb. It's exactly I wonder if that's a mandate. I wonder if there's sent something like a mass email That says copy and paste this perhaps discord server or I wonder if they're fake doctors or I wonder You know if it's like some bot program designed to encourage people to go get vaccinated or whatever it was I know if it was real So I don't want to like I want to Dr. Jamie to look at it real quick. Thank you Jamie Jamie super skeptical to the point of being a liberal Why is that after why is that the end result?

1:58:55He's triggered. He's triggered that narrative gets around people. I know I know Jamie's not a liberal folks. Yeah, Jamie's very down the middle. Hey Jamie's not a liberal You're a centrist. Is that correct? Sure. Yeah, I think so right? This is weird. I'm just looking at the account I'm trying to figure out a way to research it. I might have to write Twitter's or Google search the image See if the thing has been community noted I do see one different here's what difference. I'm noticing just looking at it that the different font Well, the third thing that they're saying is a little different because it's starting to be a joke Suggma is a joke.

1:59:29It's something that's like my net like so my nuts. Oh really? Yeah Suggma very is hilarious That's hilarious. That's a brilliant. That's very funny. It's already in troll space, but okay So it does me oh, so it could be that a bunch of people just decided to retweet it for funsies I it's some of the merrier's why don't you go to their accounts? Look up in the eyes. I was gonna do it Or it could have been one of those things where someone got caught Do you remember when there was this like misinformation video that got out there was all these local news anchors giving the same Yeah, that's crazy in verbatim.

2:00:04Yeah in tune in time. Yeah, it's really weird. Yeah play that Jamie I do know where that how that happens Yeah, they get given some yeah, it's like local news stuff. It's like uh, I mean, it usually happens I know clear media right, but it's about misinformation Oh, yeah, right. It's it's weird. It's weird because they're basically protecting their job So what is they they've been caught stealing money, you know, they got a big fucking pot of gold Then you know and the people are at the door like I heard you got golden there. Well, you're hearing is misinformation It's all misinformation. We are the number one source of news and we're dedicated to give you the true objective they're all re -recycling the same script right is it um what company is it the makes it clear so they make them Let's just play it though because it's so crazy that these people are the people that are in charge of giving you the news And they're reading off this thing pretending that this is the these are their thoughts This is what's bizarre about that where it's untenable Because people know that those are not their thoughts.

2:01:08They know they're reading off the scripts right everybody knows it So it doesn't work you're just making noise with your mouth and people are still on twitter Well, they get you know, I mean yeah, they're still there's still like reading what's actually going on versus what you're saying Also, you know, you know, they the ideas you get these people to dress up like humans and then just get them to like You know in tone whatever the fucking thing is you want them to read yeah, and we think they're one of us And so we believe them. Jamie. Did I send you the thing where the girl is uh Excuse me the woman is giving a A press conference on uh the uap's and the drones and she's saying we don't know what they are They're not ours and they're not an adversaries That's I think I tweeted I send it to you right that's the one where she's wearing the UFO necklace You'll see she's wearing a UFO necklace.

2:01:54She's a cook. Is she a cook Who is who is the sliddy? I don't know she is legit press conference. I know she's in front of a podium So I trust her. That's what I go by it's a pony get all the way the fuck up there and nobody Tackles me telling the truth. You gotta be legit. Yeah, you're at the podium totally. Yeah, yeah, it's a sacred scroll. There's a flag behind you I'm gonna buy a aria Torah You ever see the Torah? How it's like in a or the Talmud? You can just buy you're gonna buy the actual scroll Hey, get someone to write it for you. That's a terrible responsibility frame because you have to like treat it really carefully I get to put an aval they have dudes they know he's gonna keep in his limiter room and jerk off on it Did he say that?

2:02:31No? No, you won't say that I promise you still believes he's not gonna jerk off on the Torah. I promise you he's gonna put it Oh Talmud the Torah he will Dude how about this one Jamie can you find you remember that lady they hired for the ministry of him for it wasn't called that Yeah, ministry of disinformation. Okay. Can you find the ministry of difference information lady singing supercalifragilistic? You see that Yeah, that was very well. I think or well. That's under name. I just made that up She's like she's like such a loan and this idea that this person's gonna be in charge of what's legitimate and not There's too many things this what people are realizing There's too many things that they told us we're not legitimate just three years ago that are 100 % fact now and everybody knows that and this is this Latest what is the house committee thing on with with covid and the Wuhan lab leak and this lady This is the craziest you should ever see Nina jankovic In congress or a mainstream out there so this information origins are slightly less atrocious.

2:03:45Can you imagine?

2:03:50They think we're idiots When we really should take note and not support their lies with our wallet voice Oh It's kind of catchy. I mean she's beautiful. This way animaniac did This is real It feels like animaniac to me you guys might be no, I think it's really her no, no, I mean, but that they would give information out in songs like that song form And it would be informational, but if you run it, but this was like something that she released when they were talking about her being the ministry of the head of the I'm just saying it's this information. But how about I think it's honestly just her trying to go viral with a video about this thing that she's doing That's what it is and that's the it's a good way to go viral.

2:04:42I mean, we just talked about it I mean people share it even if it's preposterous It's a good way to get attention to this thing that you're about to do and what it's fine if if the United States isn't Literally trillions of dollars in debt and partially because people like that are getting hired to sing fucking Mary poppins Then it's an atrocity should get Nancy Pelosi money dude she should get I mean look Nancy Pelosi does every full of diamonds money Diamond just just crystal And diamonds in the bathtub just waddle around Ah It just hanging there until that fucking genetic engineering comes you could be young again.

2:05:27Well, what was it she said Joe Biden Should be on Mount Rushmore Good call dude. Well, he's definitely not gonna send you in jail that guy is uh, oh, this is what I want to talk to you about pardons I'm not opposed to the idea being pardon because I think that there's like Gov. Nurs can find out that someone legitimately got railroaded and they they can pardon someone. Yeah, I like that I like that. I like that the president can pardon some people like I wish they pardoned Ed's Ed Snowden Yeah, you know, there's a bunch of Julian Assange they should have pardon Julian Assange I wish there was you know A way to stop someone from pardon eight thousand fucking people and some of them were like murderers Some of them are the kids the kids for cash judge kids for cash One of them or one of the people we talked about this the other day He's one of the people he had two years left in a sentence But still like it's the principle of the thing How many lives were destroyed by that kids for casting where you how many Dehumanizing decisions were made where you decided to lock young people up in detention centers where they would get raped and beaten up and tortured and separated from their family And sent down a horrible road of distrust of law enforcement and of authority and everything else everything else You're basically setting them up for a life of being a fucking loser unless they have the strongest of wills And they could figure out a way to stay positive and get through it and then use that to fuel whatever the fuck they do out That's so rare man Those people are so rare Well, here's the problem man.

2:07:07I mean the problem is Well number one I think Okay, like you pull someone over you breathalyze them. They're driving drunk right? So you're like you can't drive now Because you're drunk so Also you wouldn't say to them. I'm gonna give you the ability to pardon as many people as you want for any crime that you want right So if somebody has dementia rights Why could they do all the pardons? It's that's so crazy. That's such a great point that I never even thought of yeah Wait, so why would you still give them that power? Well the other thing that's really fucking crazy about it is I don't know what we the president makes a year, but it's not enough money.

2:07:47We barely pay the president anything So I think it's like 400 ,000 dollars a year. You can't say that's barely enough That's barely any I know I mean for the actual job. I mean literally every day You're shitting blood because no matter what you do you say the wrong thing 5 ,000 people accidentally die It's the most stressful job on earth. I'm saying the actual thing theoretically in my mind So I would say you know in the way that we pay our football players is shit ton of money baseball players is shit ton of money Yes, dude theoretically keeping our country from getting newt should make a lot of money.

2:08:20Why not if how about this? How about we pay him more, but they can't do speeches No speeches afterwards. No paid speeches when you leave you can write books You can write books, but none of those paid bank speeches Do those 500 ,000 dollar speeches that's so to me it's like on your way out You sell pardons on your way out You via some god knows what mechanism that's probably been in place for a long time People are able to give you this or that and you pardon that person. Yeah, that's where it's fucked up It's like dude come on, but come on man. That's trading. That's how it works That's how it works.

2:08:59Give you a little this you give me a little that we do it right in front of the world And dude we're gonna let out And then especially if you got cood so especially you got cood you got humiliated They didn't give you your drugs. Why isn't he letting out Joe exotic? It's insane. Let him out. Why not let him out You're gonna do kids for cash. You're not gonna do Joe fucking exotic. Yeah, and how is Joe exotic DMing me? How's this happening? I think he because he knows because you will say things like this You have a phone, Joe dude. I feel like a lot of phone Joe. Can you have a Twitter account?

2:09:30Joe I feel like right now because of You're like you aiding Trump and getting elected and I don't think you're the kind of person to do this But I do feel like you could probably call in like at least one favor get jokes out of you Dude why not for all of us Ross Russ all right first Okay, sure. Yeah, I mean, I'm obviously I think some people I think Trump committed to doing that To releasing really yeah Well, I mean, that's not fine. If that's true Jimmy. I believe it is. I believe he was it was one of those Bitcoin fucking things that he did Dan or Dave said that the libertarian thing. He said yes, that's right libertarian.

2:10:11I said libertarian and Bitcoin are the same fucking category in my brain What I'm barely tuned in it's all the same. It's like NFT libertarian Bitcoin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, whatever Yeah, I'm a libertarian like sure. It's on in paper. It's great idea. It's not it's not a real party I'm a sovereign citizen. I'm a sovereign too. Really? Yeah, it's great, but I'm not of this planet where you from the place from everywhere I'm from everywhere man. I'm Johnny Cash dude That's a lot of places What a great song. What a great fucking song Johnny Cash was the fucking man Oh my god, that's an incarnation. I'll pick like if we get to like if there's a VHS library of incarnations There's a long line to be Johnny Cash.

2:10:55I'm picking Johnny Cash. Oh my god. Top 10 probably you imagine being Johnny Cash when you played at Folsom prison Folsom prison blues. It's the most incredible he played out the prison. It's incredible. Paul Rodriguez did a comedy special a little prison Like way back in the day. I forget when it was, but I remember I believe it was an HBO special And he did it live from a prison which is fucking Buck wow so badass Buck wild. I mean, I if you were gonna do that you would have to work you know who could do that Joey Diaz 100 100 % he would murder the prison. Yeah, you know metaphorically. I mean if there was a simulator and this is again like Is this part right?

2:11:39Behind bars live in San Quentin 1991 damn Yeah Respect of Paul Rodriguez. I don't even know if it worked Do they laugh and it looks like laughing looks like they have any good time. That's crazy No, they don't have to I'm joking. I'm sure they don't rush him Who's how's the guards gonna stop by the time they beat him to death? I mean 50 dudes just rush him Seriously, you're thinking about that before you're on stage like you They like Paul Rodriguez. I mean, but yeah Do they all out of you know it's San Quentin. He was popular at the time like me is still popular But he was like very very popular at the time There's a guy probably in the audience who like war is daughters and trails is a necklace You know what I mean like Right, fuck this dog.

2:12:28It's badass. That's a badass move crazy move. That's a badass move. I mean dude When you think about all of the shit that we're talking about and really when you sort of look at like Just among our group of friends the insane events the last few months Tony Hitchcliffe was misquoted by Obama I mean there's a speaker at the Trump rally Who said Puerto Rico's a pile of garbage those are human beings dude I mean nobody's age harder than that dude Well, he's withered bro, but those are like this is their vampire years This is like you got bit by a leech like you got a parasite. Yeah, he's reading the necronomic honors Yeah, right right right you have the archa covenant in your bedroom.

2:13:15Yeah, you're cooking You're cooking your agent like you look you age 50 fucking years You look you're a really good looking 70 year old There's something weird. I mean just think about like What that's like to be the star the pro you know you're can I'm saying as far as power goes I think power Must be so addictive and so you're the fucking president not just the president You're like this kind of rock star president for a second. Yeah, one of the greatest presidents of all time of all time And so you lose that power And now what you know what I mean now what and then you try desperately to like Grab control the thing and you can't it didn't work so essentially whatever like Pron or energy you've been extracting from having that kind of power.

2:14:01It's gone. It's gone Now you have the nice house But like really like what's left you are at the fucking control board for for like America and now nothing you with her you deflate you like a no purpose no purpose I think we're gonna be able to read minds in five years and all this is gonna be a move point Well, no first it's gonna be all go out the window I think quantum computing is gonna crush encryption. Yeah, we're gonna have a real problem with currency worldwide We're gonna have to figure out how to redistribute resources Without conventional capitalism. There's gonna be some weird new shifting That's gonna come along with the birth of this AI that's way more intelligence than us And everything's gonna get super fucking weird and we're not ready for it And we think that we oh we have to be ready for it.

2:14:49It's not gonna happen like that because I'm not ready for no one's ready for it No, it couldn't have just like a super volcano just like an asteroid impact It can happen and you're not ready for it. That's right and a lot of us might not make it that's true dude Okay, this as far as like aji goes It like when Altman came out and said this year uh, I don't the club the Some with a CEO from the company. I think they make club. I don't know one of the other AI's said Two years from now, I think but the idea is if if if Biden came out and was like guys Got some news. We've detected a mothership It's coming to the planet in a year.

2:15:29We don't understand anything about who they are other than they must have Extraordinary technology based on what we've seen of their ship. I'm good The whole planet the next few years are just be getting ready NASA anthropologist philosopher scientist defense people. What do we do if they want to focus up? What? What do we do? How do you interact with aliens? Uh, but having these tech people say we are about to have a brand new Species essentially a technological species an aji is coming to the planet that will surpass Us as far as being able to um solve problems We'll know everything. It's gonna be here in about a year maybe two years You would think the reaction to that would be okay.

2:16:14We've got to get ready for this. What does that mean? What's gonna happen and we can't get ready? Maybe that's what this scramble is all about that we just have to fucking die screaming Oh Maybe he can't be solved just like Australia pithicus kid and figure out how to make a plane It's we're not prepared for it And we're not supposed to last we're supposed to carry on to the next thing and the next thing will still be us That's what's gonna be weird the next thing is gonna still be us. We just want us to stay us like this We want you know fucking blue songs and you're drinking whiskey sure We want to smoke cigarettes.

2:16:52We want to like getting fist fights. We want to we want us to stay us Well, you know, it's not going to happen. I'm sure if You could travel back in time and there was an intelligent semi -intelligent uh Version of humanity one of our ancestors who still had a workable tale Yeah, and you're like hey, I want to show you what you're gonna grow into And probably there'd be a lot of things are excited about whoa cars Incredible Jesus Christ you can shit in your own house Wow, but then they would see that we didn't have tails and they're like whoa whoa whoa whoa I'm not doing that if I lose my tail.

2:17:32So this is for sure The sort of cultural Drama that we're seeing is and you know the the trans controversy Uh, there's aspects to it where like yeah abs wire wire Dutch and being sports, but the reality is where we're going Is going to make that controversy seem like nothing not only that It seems like if you wanted to have an evolutionary path towards a genderless society Wouldn't you have that society if you wanted to tame the wild primate wouldn't you have that society be Completely addicted to plastic These plastic for everything which is an endocrine distrupter. So you have these Plastic and these chemicals that get into the body lower testosterone shrink dicks shrink taints Dr.

2:18:29Shannon swan's were they shrink taints. Yeah, yeah Shannon swan have you ever talked to her? I didn't know that tankage shrink. I you should talk. No, what's in it's in utero So this is what happens when you introduce uh mammals to that her book is called I think it's count down. Countdown. That's right. I I used to remember it Um, it's great book. Uh, she's she's really fun too. She's a really fascinating person But what they found is with mammals when you introduce thalates which are these plastics like microplastics and the chemicals that come off of them into pregnant women or pregnant mice um the the babies have smaller taints and then the taint is one of the best ways to just distinguish a male or a female in mammals.

2:19:14No way. And males the taint is 50 to 100 % longer. Is it really called the taint? They don't call it the taint. They have a word for it. She told me but she calls it the taint because she's fun She has a thing on her website called the jizz quiz. It's very funny. She's very funny And she's you know a really distinguished professor But um what she's saying essentially is that these plastics are lowering hormone levels They are uh lowering birth rate levels. They're increasing in the amount of miscarriages that women have So that all these things she believes are completely connected and that this uh hormone disruptor that is on those plastics is causing people to Become sicker and a little bit deformed because your hormones aren't expressing themselves correctly because they're being poisoned right If you were A society like if you were going to get to where the aliens are there they look genderless.

2:20:09Don't they? Yeah, sure. Don't you think that's probably us in the future? Aren't you glad they're genderless? Sure, can you imagine if the grays had big swing and dicks giant hogs it would be horrible those a the gray pictures would be very different Very different stand over your bed jacking off in your face Horrible. Yeah, while you're paralyzed. You're like sitting there like oh Oh Fuck it be the shit. I think that um We are clinging to this idea of male and female look I think currently there are male and females for sure and this is why I'm Completely opposed to biological males who have mental illness and that's what gender dysphoria is even if you're being kind It's a mental illness.

2:20:49Yeah, whatever it is the DSM are not well in who you are you wish you were a different gender I fully support you that's not one but you can't compete with biological females right We can't pretend that you're a biological female because when we want you to feel good You have massive physical advantages. They've been clearly documented anybody who says any differently is full shit talk to Riley gains right Talk to her. She's the expert in this shit. She had to go through that shit with swimming It feels crazy to me. It is you have to say that it's so crazy It's so crazy that you have to say that to liberals who always wanted to protect women The whole thing is bonkers, but it just goes to show you it's not real This idea of left and right is not real right These are just masks that people put on these are just a conglomeration of opinions of people adopt They most people have not thought most of the things through they don't have the time They have to work all fucking day.

2:21:41They have a family. Maybe they have a hobby They're trying to get out and play hoops with their friends Maybe they get together with their buddies and they want to play video games one night a week You know like Jesus Christ. They don't have fucking time to pay attention Crazy shit and that's what's really going on right most people are just like Deciding that you know, I'm a progressive. I will repeat progressive talking points I will violently defend a woman's right to choose right they get into these patterns And then the same thing happens on the right this exact same thing exact same thing That's why like the right is against the war in Ukraine and the left is supporting it It's like this is like Vietnam and reverse the whole thing is fucking bananas right You know the right is insisting on free speech.

2:22:25They were the motherfuckers that were censoring everybody I know they wanted to lock Howard Stern up in jail. He had to fight the crazy. They sued him This fucking parent company had to play untold amounts of money I don't even how much money did Howard Stern's company get fined it was hundreds of thousands of dollars if not millions Yeah, insane amounts of money the fucking government was trying to shut down a radio guy for talking shit It's crazy. So and now that's the left. It's just patterns man It's just patterns where people can justify certain behaviors because it aligns with their ideology That's right and also where it gets really fucked up is you are Dancing to a song that basically there's like here's two songs.

2:23:09There's two songs you can dance to the right song or the song of the left The the metronome is beating out to I guess somewhat different rhythms People dance to those they get in fights over you gotta do our dance. Yeah, meanwhile There's a million other songs out there. You could be dancing to and their songs that are much older than America Much older than then maybe the planet itself, which is that's why I I really think It's creepy the way that like Christianity or any Religion where there's theism It's in the list of things that should be decried by an intelligent person We shoot down this notion of God.

2:23:54We shoot down this or that but all of these Religions at the very least they give you a new song to dance to that isn't fucking war drums It is you know, I mean and they don't like that They don't like that because suddenly you're supposed to be perturbed like you know that stupid But also the arrogance of intellectualism, you know, you get really smart and these idea these fairy tales seem Propostors to you that's right and you don't want to accept that maybe what it is is a moral scaffolding that keeps society glued together And it's probably based on some truth There's some of it that seems to be a history of the world.

2:24:29Oh, and also the right to most people that I have encountered who have a lot of people have encountered who are rejecting This religion or that it's I get it. It's religious trauma. I just ran into somebody at best buy recognized We had a long conversations religious trauma. They were raised in some kind of like form of spiritual abuse and in that abuse Bingo and they but but I listen if you want to handle snakes great the problem is if you tell a kid To disregard their rational mind if in in other words the introduction to the conversation of questions regarding this or that Yes, are are are not met with like oh, yeah, it's a good question.

2:25:11I don't know But are met with you're going to hell you're going to hell your demon possess So then you experience that and of course you must reject the thing It's like when you when you would have a hangover and you smell tequila you can't connect right so I get it but the the main thing is What's what I love about? religion or Christianity is it's like Just try it on for size what happens if you pray? I know you don't believe in it sounds insane What the fuck are they talking about sounds absolutely nuts? I know it sounds absolutely nuts now what happens if you pray Just for a few days what happens if you pray and then Once you start doing the experiment it starts off with like This is just I'm gonna do it.

2:26:02It's probably bullshit. The opium of the masses But then you realize You're getting pulled in not in a bad way But right away there seems to be some feeling of connection some sense of something a little different than what you're used to Experiencing and sometimes that can get really scary for people and they're like fuck this No, it's getting me and it's like to me that that should be the experiment of any um Anyone who's skeptical and if you're skeptical about Christianity or any religion you should be You should 100 % be skeptical of oh, it's like what Mark Twain said religion is what happened when the first con man met the First full with you you should be skeptical but If you read the gospels And you realize like the Part of the story there is an invitation to connect on your own.

2:26:55You don't need the priest class Right, you don't have to listen to the fucking rules You don't have to like it's just between you and the eternal and see what happens Right to me that's them that's the number one thing is just investigate explore and don't let anyone subvert your rational mind Use that as a form of connecting connecting with the thing even if you connect via rejection It's still worth like a whole hearted exploration at the very least to experience a cultural trance I don't think that's what it is but um Maybe what that cultural trance is is oh this is like It's a pattern that you can you can follow That can connect you to the divine and there's a bunch of these different patterns this pattern might be Buddhism This pattern might be Islam this pattern might be even Mormonism.

2:27:50Sure even Scientology. I definitely I think all of them. I'm all all of them can be distorted all of them can be subverted all of them can have those guys that have private jets and rolls Royces and You know those fucking crazy arena guys all of it can all of it can go in that direction But all of it is kind of a moral scaffolding That's it seems to be designed to help us in this journey of getting away from the primate instincts. That's right And getting away from and also Connecting to each other and transcending state propaganda like this is the this is like my favorite favorite verse in the Bible.

2:28:33They're trying to trick trick Jesus They I don't know they're asking imagine being so cocky thinking trick Jesus. I would try I got it Maybe what'd be cool if you could bring out three card money We're gonna get him imagine Jesus walking down New York City and watching him play three card money and getting suckered in You're like, hey, I thought you were the fucking I thought you were the guy. Hey man that don't don't do that Don't understand. It's not the same card. Oh my god Jesus Christ. You don't have any more shuckles. You're out of shuckles Is that what they use shuckles? I guess what they have back then.

2:29:06I don't know denarius. What kind of Dollars did they have what a unit of money was around when Jesus question super good question. I wish I knew it be a clever thing to say Shuckles sounds good though Shuckles is a fun name for coins shackles shackles Wasn't sheckles? I got a ice comes up with the Phoenician Shuckle and a half -shack. Let's fucking go fucking shackles Let's fucking go shackles son. There you go. There's the oh yeah, so imagine Jesus blew all his shuckles on three card money Jesus we just stick to being the fucka Messiah. Yeah, yeah, why are you here again? He gets hustled in a basketball game like Jesus You're gonna question every day.

2:29:47I'm not good at basketball. You can't run in those fucking sandals You can turn water into wine. That's how fucking wine losing money at basketball. He plays horse with people. He keeps missing Wow That would really be weird Jesus would have to be really good at badminton every plays badminton He's got a win. He's gonna win. Well, I'm not gonna believe your Jesus if you can't wrestle if you're bad at pen You get pinned if you get pinned really quick at a wrestling match like what the fuck dude dude? Yeah He's got every somebody renegade jokes Jesus 30 seconds in a match you're doing it. You're like I don't know.

2:30:16He's not having out. He doesn't know what to fuck to do He doesn't know shit. He's a white belt. Why is he in this competition? There's Jesus goes to the UFO open golf tournament and it was like Jesus fucking sucks at golf He can't even fucking hit the ball. Somebody show him how to hit the ball He's no white. Why did you let Jesus compete in the UFC? Jesus is playing pickleball Just falling down Not good at pickle. I know and that people would be so disappointed in Jesus everything the way he walked Just bold gutter ball every time you fucking dummy. What are you doing? Farts in the car? Just that you gotta like dude Roll the window down Everybody smelled back then.

2:30:57I think farts probably like cleared the air a little Oh, something interesting to smell some new thing instead of the shitty asses. I smell everywhere I just read that they used to think smelling farts in a jar would cure diseases. What it doesn't? How do you say you've farted a jar? Can't some my subscription How do you mail that? There's some young lady that we we featured on the podcast at one point time was making a ton of money Farging your cars. Yeah, some farts dude. That's incredible. I hope she didn't even fart in those jars. I hope those dummies No smelling farts in a jar. It is not here to be it does look and you don't know you don't know read that in 2014 news My repractor told me that smelling farts was the way to go these claims are based on a university of Exeter press release that was not about smelling farts Imagine They've heard that this new medication they're giving cows to make them fart less During the plague Oh, yeah, yeah, dead almost what you said that's not that's not far off from what this says just something better jar of farts a great plague of London the 1600s was a scary time the public's Daily including sniffing a jar of their own farts Back then doctors were apparently convinced that the plague was spread via deadly air vapor and then a foul smelling substance could dilute the pollution As such some locals apparently took to storing their farts in jars Just in case the situation suddenly demanded a quick whiff honey open the fart cabinet Open the old vintage farts.

2:32:42I'm gonna get them farts from when I was 23 and I had a good gut biome Dude like that's so hilarious. That is so fucking crazy. I want to know how long it lasted because I for one I understand that you can't really fart in a jar and keep it there But by the time you seal it up. It's probably sealed up with so much oxygen. There's only one way to find out Get Ari get already Fart of fart in a jar of smell and they're lying to you It's so gross Are you just shit's public? You said I was mine. How do you get the fart in the jar? I guess you put the jar up to your house while when you about you think a cap But then you got to put get the cap on real quick like a ninja Jamie.

2:33:21Can you get a little bit of air in there? You know what I mean? It's like moonshine. It's not a hundred percent alcohol. You don't you use it to if you're a pro Yeah, you use it to you You'd have like a diaper a big like Like a gas diaper with like completely sealed your ass like a COVID mask and then you would just fart into that Two you go into that jar and then you'd ever you do it all day long Right, you know, it's filled. How do you know when your jars? What if you give me a half ass fart? I want a real fart or just a the jar only has like yeah a little fart I want a 3 30 a .m. Taco Bell fart dude.

2:34:01That's what I want That's gonna cure you where you're in the car and you buy Taco Bell and you immediately hate yourself Here's a study on it. They use it depends on the Farts Oh my god, it's over days obviously who did this guy? Oh my god. Some awesome scientists. How shine and jacks. Yeah Why is it called anal Wait, that can't be anal chemistry. No, it's like a no, that's my study my field of study You know Oh my god Jesus Christ, literally, I mean you farting in jars. This sad thing about that article though because it comes out and so that means there's people Who think farts in a jar can cure cancer and that means that somebody was laying in bed dying and someone who loved them came up and said I know this is gonna seem weird dad But I need you to smell this and like there there was people dying again This brings us back to the placebo effect could work because I think almost everything works It just doesn't work when your streets are filled with sewer You know, I think that was what everybody was dying of back then did horrible fucking Terribly unsanitary conditions everywhere.

2:35:13Yeah, everything was covered in shit Everything was shit shitty water. Are you shitting in your bed? No running water And you have a bunch of people living together you have horrible diseases According to the their study one of those jars if found could maybe have the fart from the 17th century Oh Now that's a horror movie right there like you find like a 17th century fart You sniff that fart and then you immediately turn into like one of those 28 days later zombies Or spreads this This virus is how to chance to adapt and evolve and plan its strategy while trapped inside this jar and get back at the humans Because it doesn't have to die So it lives in this guy's butt gas and then it evolves over hundreds of years figure out Through the multiverse how to communicate with other other bacteria everywhere and devise a strategy Yep to morph itself over thousands and thousands of generations of new viruses to become some crazy rage Virus just by the way man, which there's a new one coming out maybe here's the other thing Maybe that is the fountain of youth maybe the thing they're trying to hide from us the most obvious thing is if you smell an aged fart You're gonna be the reverse age.

2:36:30Yeah, maybe snake oil works with a science on harvest how do you harvest the best good harvest? Thank you science Oh, there you go Not don't try to catch the fart in there. Yeah, we got to be accurate Can you can you be accurate with your thoughts Jamie can you YouTube smelling how you close the gap? You got a slide A lid in there you might get a little water in your farts. Yeah, that's fine You can't have farts and the water together They're separate they're separate things. Oh, so when you open it will be pure farts But a little bit of water at the bottom. How do I know that the water isn't diluting and slowly washing the farts over 200 years?

2:37:06Jamie can you scroll up a little bit? Farts fights In my degree in farts. Sorry. Sorry. Can you pull that up a guy just I find it interesting that someone wrote a entire essay on how to do this Will you go back to the beginning? I just want to read the how do you introduce the story here? How do you bring this up to a fucking person where you want to a grant? I recently caught my four -year -old nephew attending the fart in a jar and the hopes of saving it for a waiter to surprise grandfather Hahaha This is not the first time I've encountered a little boy with a dream of bottling his own farts Here's co my younger cousin.

2:37:44Let's call him Jay had a whole shelf of dated maize in their part It was very proud of his collection that kid is killing cats That's a fucking serial killer It's got a fucking shelf of dated jars of his farts what a fucking psycho path Jeffrey Dahmer. Yes, nothing better to do than just farting jars. Now I want to show you my jar collection Those are my farts now. That's New Year's Eve. He's torturing animals. That's a fart when September 11th happened There's a fear fart Oh my god Wow, Duncan we got to wrap this up unfortunately what a joy what a joy always thanks for having me on Joe I think we can just do another eight hours in a row easily easily.

2:38:31I didn't even have to be once. I know I like me either I don't know what happened usually you have to piss like four times for this. I know we were locked in I appreciate you very much brother. I love you to death. You're one of my favorite people you really are you are two Man you're a real treasure. Thank you. These are some of my favorite podcasts of all time This is the weird combination of the two of us. I love it. We think up in the weirdest way man. It's the best man. It is That's it man. I love you. Merry Christmas. We see you. Hi, Christian. Merry Christmas. Bye. Bye