#2249 - Yannis Pappas & Chris Distefano

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0:12Boy, see you vomit. Are we up? This is Christophe. Just having those very first time ever. Okay. Lighting and smoking a cigar. How old are you? 40. Have you managed to get this far with no cigars? I don't know how to do any like really guy shit like that. Like I don't know to play pool cigars. I don't really know how to do that. But I do know every state capital. Okay. Yeah. Is this the right way? Yeah. It's gonna vomit. I don't think it's gonna vomit. Don't inhale it. You gotta get the fire out. First you got lower. Lower your hand. Yeah. Are you doing this on purpose? I swear on my kids. I've never done this.

0:44No, no. I mean the way you're being retarded. Like get the fire on the. There we go. Right on there. Get it on there. Get it in there. There you go. Yeah.

0:57All right. No, you're not good. How did you fuck that up? What am I saying? What am I supposed to do? Smoke it. You got to inhale while you're gliding it. Yeah. What you want to do is inhale all the smoke in. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. You just kind of keep. Take it deep in. Have fun with it. Breathe in while you're doing that. It's a hot fountain in the face. Jesus Christ. I know. How do you get to be 40 and never have a cigar? Well now he's a man. Now you're a man. So what do I do now? You puff on it. It's not even lit. How did you fuck that up? I just tried to line it up. Five minutes. You got to puff on it.

1:32You got to do this. You don't, you just, you don't inhale. You just take it into your mouth. Yeah. You enjoy the taste of it. There you go. Take some little puffs. Yeah. This is not going to work out well. Couple puffs. Yeah. He's going to like the whole thing. There you go. Puff. Puff. Keep puffing. Keep it lit. You want to keep it lit. There we go. Yeah. That's the most. Yeah, that's the first time you smoked it's a girl. Sorry. When I was six years old. Like a regular person. Yeah. A regular person. With my uncle. You know what it is? I think it's to be 40 and no cigars. I think because my dad never really smoked.

2:07All right. It's, it's in the back. Don't cry. Don't start crying. No, it's in the back of my throat. My dad never really smoked and I never really did any like man. Kind of stuff like this. And I was with my mom mostly and she was more, you know. I always said that. My mom. Interesting. I know. Well, it's just I got cigar in the back of my throat. But I don't know what to do. I also, I'm just thinking about how my clothes are going to smell like cigar smoke. Yeah. No, it really does. And it's going to mess with your head. Yeah. And it messes my head because I'm like, I don't want to get cigar smoke on my clothes.

2:38Do you use cologne? Yes. Mm. Shout out, Eve Saint Laurent. Wow. I'm body odor. Do you not use cologne? No. Never? No. Never. What do you mean when I was like 18? You just go with your natural musk. Why wear deodorant? Right. I wear Dr. Squatch. Shout out, Dr. Squatch. Shout out, Dr. Squatch. Shout out, Dr. Squatch. Natural. It's not, it doesn't have aluminum in it. Yeah. But I wonder if it works as good. Well, there's more effect. There's something to the aluminum. Yeah. Why would you put it in there if it wasn't effected? No, I tried the deodorant without the aluminum and I, Dr. Squatch did it.

3:08You can take a sniff of these bits. Can I take a peek? Yeah. Take a sniff. Yeah, you want me to go on the other side? Come take a sniff. They smell good. Yeah. Not bad. Yeah. Not bad, right? Yeah, that's it. Dr. Squatch's legit. I forget which flavor it is. It's like fucking whiskey, bourbon, musk, some shit. There's pheromones in natural scent. Yeah, that's a lie. I mean, there's pheromones, but natural people smell disgusting. People that don't wear any deodorant, they always smell funky. Thank you, sir. They have like, you know, your pits are, think about how it works, right? It's just getting squashed all the time.

3:45Your pits are just constantly getting squashed. And there's hair in there, unless you're a weirdo. Yeah. So there's hair, and the hair is collecting all the sweat, and it's just getting funky. That's what made eating pussy so hard before, like, the 2000s. For porn. Right. But porn used to be muffed out. Right. Yeah. But somewhere along the line, it wasn't, and then society followed. Yes. Right. And it changed eating pussy. I mean, it's so much more enjoyable without any fumes. Yeah. Because the fumes get caught in the hair. Fumon. Yeah. Yeah. Stuff goes on down there. Yeah. Well, it's plus six inches from the asshole.

4:20Yeah. Not even. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Napoleon's letters to Josephine. He wanted her to have a full bush, and he wanted her not to bathe for a week. When he was coming off the more, he said, I need it. I need it. Fucking monkey. Right. So some guys like that. Well. He was involved in trench warfare. Right. That guy had a different tolerance for shit. Yeah. You know, you just imagine the kind of warfare that Napoleon's crew were, I mean, they had muskets. Right. And they were also probably much more tolerant of bad smells. Because history smelled. Can you imagine? Yeah. People bathed once a week.

4:54Yeah. Even athletes, for every private athlete's face. Stinky. Yeah. Everyone. They didn't have bad days yet. No. So your asshole was just like, they didn't have running water. Yeah. They have nothing. They had buckets. Yeah. The only people who were clean. The only people who were clean in antiquity, Muslim people. They were the, they were the clean ones. When you read about the crusades, they said the Muslims were able to smell the Christian army coming from miles away. Because of how filthy they were. Where Muslims were all about science and clensiness and, you know, Dr. Squatch before it was big.

5:24Well, before the, the, the Mongols sacked Iraq. Like, they were, like, that was the pinnacle of civilization. They turned the river, was it the River Tigris? It turned it red with blood. Like, that's how many people they killed. They, they killed the entire town of Baghdad. Like, they killed everybody there. And those people were at the pinnacle of science. Yeah. And then look, you go all the way to the 1990s, and you got fucking Sodom was saying, and it's psychopathic kids running shit and killing people. Right. That was what was left over. Yeah. Yeah. Same gene line. It's really nuts when you think about.

6:00You think that gets into the genes like the killer kind of psychopathic, yeah. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Right. I think good things and bad things get in your genes. I think that's been substantiated by science. He said, you know, that even racism can, can be passed on from parent to child. That makes sense. Yeah. I believe in traumatic memories. I believe it. Yeah. Yeah. I, I feel like only now as I'm getting older, am I like, oh, I have some of my mom's memories in my head. I feel like, think about it. Like, think about, let's look at this thing of simpler animals, like animals, like dogs, like Carl.

6:33Why, how do fuck does a dog know to pee on a tree? How does a dog know to go to where pee is and pee on it? How do they know any of those things? They're born with it. Right. They're programmed in. There's some memory. How do they know when they see another dog or an animal to bark? Right. Why are they scared of it? Like what? Why are people scared of snakes? Why are people scared of spiders? Puerto Ricans are not scared of snakes. Well, the problem in Puerto Rico is snakes. No, I'm saying they take them as household pets. Yes. My friend Sergio's got eight of them. Eight snakes. Yeah. Sergio might be a problem.

7:03Yeah, Sergio is a problem. Yeah. Sergio used to beat up drug dealers when he was 15 with his fists. Like that was he would get the drug. Other drug dealers would pay this 15 -year -old kid to go beat up other drug dealers with his fists on the lower his side and get money. But he's a great guy and a spiritual guy. And he's the only guy I know that would beat up a drug dealer and then journal about it later because he's in his beach. I didn't know about this guy. He's our friend. He's our friend. He's a comic. He's a comic. Yeah. He's a comic and a boxing instructor. Oh, no. He's a boxing instructor.

7:31We're fucking ready. Yeah. We're ready. Yeah. You look thin or dude. Do you really do? You look healthy. Thank you. He doesn't even look boxing. I've been boxing. Yeah. You tell him to use some moves. You want to save for him? I know. I show you form. I show you form, dude. He's got a nice. He's got a nice. You made a video today. I got a video today. He's got a nice right hand. He's not. You say you're slow but you're not slow. But you got a nice right hand. Yeah. He tells me I got a little power in both hands. Right. So I don't know. You're a little too confident for my liking. I know. I know.

8:02And that's how it goes. And then you just get fucking stretched out. Stretched out. You can't lay it out. Yeah. You get stretched out. You have a smaller head than normal physically. So it's hard to catch. It's harder target. Yeah. You're fucking target. It looks like you got a helmet on your head. Listen. The reality is both of you are going to get hit a lot. 100%. And it's way better to have a big head. Is it? 100%. Guys with bigger heads traditionally for a fact. Take a better shot. And those are the guys like Mark Hunt. Mark Hunt, one of the greatest kickboxers of all time. Yeah. K1 Grand Prix champion, fought in UFC, fought in Pride is a legend.

8:39Head the size of this table. Yeah. Body. Dead body. Head the size of this table. Yeah. Yeah. He was just someone. Yeah. Just a giant thick dude. He was like 510 to 50. Yeah. Right. You know. But this episode is brought to you by Oracle. AI is coming to your industry if it isn't already here. But AI needs lots of speed and computing power. So how do you compete without cost spiraling? Upgrade to Oracle Cloud Infrastructure or OCI. OCI is the blazing fast and secure platform for your infrastructure database application development and AI workloads. Right now Oracle is offering to cut your current cloud bill in half.

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11:02But one of the greatest chins of all time and all of combat sports. Can you see just from looking at our faces how easy it would be to my chin's going out. I'm going out quick. You don't have good structure. I got a lady's face is what you say. No, you have a man's face but there's certain faces that are easier to hurt. But his got a good jaw. But there's arguments against that. There's some guys have small jaws and somehow another they take great punches. Max Holloway doesn't have a big square jaw takes a tremendous punch. Yeah, right. I'm scared to sleep with the lights off so I don't... I think if I got hit...

11:35You look like a good shot though. I think the structure is good. Yeah. What I have, what my defense is, not against guys like you, if you don't know me, what my defense is, I look like I can take a punch. You look like you could be a complete psychopath. And I don't know any... Like if I could teach you how to really find your inner psycho, you'd scare the fuck out of you. First you got to teach me how to light a cigar. I don't even know what to do about it. There's something dead behind your eyes that's very troubling if you were angry. If I was angry, yeah. But the thing is for me, Joan, I'm just completely honest with you.

12:02When I get really angry, like you'll punch a wall or you'll do mansion, I cry. I really, there's been many times where I've gotten so mad that I just start to tear up and cry. I've cried in front of you honest before. Yeah. And you get angry? When I get angry, I just start to cry. So there's some wires cross somewhere in me, but we've kind of accepted. That's why I think our friendship is blossom to the way it is, because we both understand that we just have a little bit more estrogen than most guys. And that's okay. We got nicked for sure. I mean, some people get fully clipped. I think we got nicked.

12:28Joan didn't get it at all. Joe got not even close to being nicked. And which is rare for a comic because it's very usually hard to be funny and not a little bit of a feminine guy. You're a very manly guy that can be funny. That's a rarity, babe. Well, most guys that if you hang around boxing gyms or if you hang around a lot of cops or if you hang around soldiers, they're funny, man. Oh, yeah. There's funny dudes because it's gallows humor because they're dealing with, like, one of my funniest friends was a special forces guy. Yeah. He's fucking hilarious. Yeah. And he's always cracking jokes you could never repeat.

13:00You know, saying things you could never repeat. And it's just so funny. It's like he's funny. It's just funny in, you know, kind of a crazy way. Yeah. Right. We always say that, like, if we were like back in history, like 200 years ago, whatever, we'd be the guys in the war. We'd either be hitting the drums or we would just be keeping the troops loose, laughing, laughing with the troops because we're not the kind of guy. We think we have value as men to other warrior men like yourself, but we're not going to do the fighting. But we will do the cooking, the cleaning, and the laughing. And I will offer my nuts up to be a unique to watch the harem.

13:31It's also the experiences that you've had in your life to make you who you are right now. It's not as simple as like when I was a kid, I was terrified of everybody. That's why I learned martial arts. I was getting picked on. I hated it. So I was like, all right, I got to figure out, well, there's only one way. The only one way is to become formidable. Right. To become the person that you're scared of. Right. So I did that. Yeah. But it wasn't because I was this kid that was tough all the time. Like when I was young, I was like, I understood how to just be a fucking man like, no, I had to learn all that.

14:04Right. From great weakness comes great strength. Yeah. Well, you recognize what it is, right? It's thought patterns. You allow your brain to go down these very detrimental thought patterns. And you have to separate you consciousness from these patterns that you allow your attention to go down. That's what it is. Yeah. And if you can shut those off, you'll, you'll have a happier life. You have to, you have to understand where they're going. And when they go in a negative detrimental anxiety spiral. Now, I'm not saying this will work for everybody because I do believe that some, some anxiety is chemical.

14:45I believe that some people have a bad balance because I've no people like that. It's a real thing. And I can't, I can never say that the way I think is the way everybody thinks. There's no way. But I know for me that with me, I know because of extreme experiences, I know how to shut those things off. So from fighting, from hunting, from doing stand -up, from doing a lot of live things, where you're in front of like thousands of people, I know how to shut that part of the brain off that goes down those roads. I know what it is. You know, I've experienced it. I've never had a panic attack, but I've had anxiety and I've freaked out before.

15:21And then I was like, why don't I react like that? And then you look at it in retrospect. You go, okay, I started spiraling and then what if this happens? And then what if that happens? What if this happens? What if that happens? What if that happens? Okay, don't do that. Yeah. And then get to that spot and have enough mental clarity and enough sovereignty. Control over the mind to not allow it to go down there. It's tough when you have a comedian's brain because that's what we do. We spend a lot of time in our heads, analyzing things, analyzing things. It's sometimes it can turn on you. Yeah, yeah.

15:51If it starts with what if it's anxiety, pushing out of the brain, folks. And anxiety is a liar. What if it's no good? Anxiety is a liar. It's a liar. Fucking liar. But that what if sometimes is good? Like what if I do this? What if I just re -look at this? What if it's not bad? What if it's attached to what if it all falls apart? What if everyone heats me? Like every now and then I get a text from a friend that's like, hey man, are we cool? Like what are you talking about? Like what are you talking about? Of course we're cool. Like what happened? Well, I just know I haven't heard from you in a while.

16:22I'm like, are you okay? Yeah. Like what is, let's talk on the phone. Yeah. These are weird conversations, you know? Right. Some people just go down a road and they start thinking everybody hates them. That's narcissism, right? They just think everyone's obsessed with you. There's a little bit of that, right? Right. Unfortunately, even victims, like people that are psychologically damaged, you know, and they're depressed. Like that is a type of narcissism, unfortunately. But you don't want to like further victimize someone who's going to mental illness. By saying, oh, you're a narcissist. Right.

16:52But if you're just only worried about how other people think of you, and only worried about how you fit into everything, yeah, there's a narcissism in that. I know when I text you, I just go, hey, there's a one in six chance. The guy's a busy guy. That's what it is. I never take a person like that. I have to get a new number and I've been saying this for a while. I have a couple numbers that I have to renew. I got to just completely check out. And I never call you first because I'm like, I don't know if we got that type of friendship, right? You can totally call me. I can call you. Yeah, it's my friends.

17:21All right. I hug you when I see you, right? Yeah. Then you can go. Oh, I'm cool. There's been a couple of times I've sent you, I come over for Christmas. Yeah. Oh, wow. You're going to see a lot of yon his back is popping up. Yeah. Yeah. There's been a couple of times I've sent you voice notes. Yeah. And then you listen back. I'm like, I'm not sending that. And then I just don't reach out. What do you say? What's up, buddy? Bubbles. Bubbles. Bubbles. Bubbles. Bubbles.

17:49Bubbles. I don't want to know anything, I don't want to know anything. No, no, no. And I'll do, I'll record it with another phone. That smart. I like you know, film it. Smart, dude. Yeah. This is what the problem is. Yeah. That's perfect. I mean, it's almost like. I've known him for about 25 fucking years. I mean, if you call me, did that, I'd be like Alex Jones. As soon as Trump gets in, they're going to, the aliens will land. Yeah. You're turning the frogs gay. Yeah. Dude, I saw a video of Alex Jones and I'm late in the game. He's seen this but how he predicted 9 -11 in June of 2001. He did.

18:18Yeah. crazy to watch that Tucker thinks he's a savant that he's um he's a very misunderstood guy right he really is and it's really unfortunate that Sandy hooked thing because it wasn't for that he would be way more respected and people appreciate him for what he is he had a psychotic break you know and he had he had a drinking problem at one time and maybe some other stuff and he was losing his fucking mind because all day long it's conspiracies that are real right and so when you start looking for conspiracies in places that aren't real and then I think there's also another thing I think there are certain people now I don't know who they work for I don't know if they're independent I don't they do it just for fun some people create fake compelling conspiracies and then put them online yeah for sure they do it for content yeah well they do use they that's true attention but I think there's a more nefarious aspect to it oh yeah I think the more the more conspiracies that you can make look really stupid the more the real ones seem preposterous because they're connected right like here's a great example 9 -11 was inside job that sounds fucking insane right that sounds completely insane that the government did that but 51 former intelligence agents testified that Hunter Biden's laptop was Russian disinformation that sounds crazy too right but that's real right the if you get enough of the ones that don't make sense like the Jews control the weather you get enough of the flat earth ones you get enough they're all it's all like it's like the term drugs right the term drugs applies to nicotine it applies to the coffee we're drinking that's what a drug is but it also applies to fucking meth right conspiracy theories are lumped in all together just like drugs and the best way to do that is to put a bunch of bad ones out there really bad ones so that the ones that are plausible you go what wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute show me the Pfizer files right why are they hidden for 75 years what would he wait a minute wait a minute how many people did you test this on did you ever test for transmission you never did so when you were on TV and you say in that what was going on there that's a real conspiracy right these are real people conspired to hide information and to shape a narrative that would be very very profitable right but nobody's going to believe the Jews created the weather and then also everywhere like you know it's only a small group of people are going to go the Jews are controlling they're definitely cloud seating they do buy there's they will crawl in your shoes though the Jews will crawl in your shoes for sure yeah so make sure you keep you see them tighten your laces for sure there's people that can discern between a good conspiracy and a bad conspiracy but I don't think there's a lot of them I think it's like 30 % of the population all right let me ask you about this one that America maybe America 30 % of let me let me throw this one out the ready for this one do you think it's possible just hear me out do you think it's possible that what this existence actually is is some type of prison planet and we are negative emotions are being fed on by an ancient alien race that has kind of imprisoned us and the reason why monks and people like that go into deep meditation is because a lot of this universe is spoken through vibrations and they can get their vibrations to a certain height where they can vibrate and have so much positive energy that the prison planet rulers can't eat their can eat them and they're not stuck in this loop like we are this is real I thought it was eat their negative thoughts eat their negative thoughts and negative emotions can you write me up you honestly what I like to hear about that this is such a feminine thing he's asked you to hold the door open for him yeah why don't want to put the umbrella over his head lightest cigar you're getting you're getting lit up on nicotine yeah that's what it is I feel lightheaded is that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you make it sick too but it'll be fine that's why I'm sick the guards are so good for conversation you're not gonna get sick so guards are so good for conversation because he gets you a little loose yeah nice it's nice it's a nice little buzz so you don't think the prison plan you don't think this is there's a possibility this is a prison plan of from an advanced human race and they're eating our negative emotions and thoughts for fuel I think where did you get that where did you get that from oh Jones no at none of Jones out Jones is a much more detail and he said there's a national child molesters there's a device on the moon there's a device on the moon that that's how they reflect that's how they reflect that's a the energy goes to that that's like possible Elron Hubbard shit you're right I like to you've read any Elron Hubbard I know the details I know the it's a nice pyramid scheme to go up all the way yeah but that's just the dionetics right or Scientology the really fun stuff is his science fiction you know that he wrote the most words ever what any human being more than James Joyce he has the most published work of all time wow so he's like no one Thomas King King Thomas King King of writing well he never made a second draft homeboy stuff all sucked it was all unbelievably bad science fiction it was unbelievably bad like wonderful like so bad it's just like what have you ever seen battlefield earth yeah that was the worst movie Elron Hubbard is a record -holding author who holds a Guinness book records for publishing most published works by one author most audiobooks published by one author most translated author in the world most translated author same book the way to happiness very interesting use a special IBM typewriter with extra keys for common words it was so bad it's so bad at writing it's not we did not edit forget the word ready do you think you might be you keep going you might be in line for podcasts for Guinness World Records most podcasts minutes ever recorded that's possible that's very possible you could get that maybe I mean what's the record now I don't know who's doing nine hours a week yeah only you might already have it you might already have it that's like I already have the Guinness World Record one that Adam Krola holds what's that one Adam Krola has like the most downloaded podcasts of all time like bitch that's mine you can have it though yeah TV TV name in the book yeah that's mine well because yeah you have to specifically go to Guinness World Records and they have to do research and like give you a whole yeah you have to prove it you have to go to them to try to get it on the books and I don't give a fuck but if they were like really checking it's you it has to be yeah it's I've been it's this has been number one for five or six years yeah there's no way right there's no way I'm cruel still got it that's crazy no way I haven't you do what average three every episode three hours that's nine hours a week average yeah yeah but I'm using four usually four week and sometimes five yeah this week is four some weeks it's five and if it's a fight companion like some weeks it's four in a fight companion the fight companion might be five hours long you know it's just passion you think like you never say fuck I got to do a pod it's always I can't wait to do that I never say fuck I have to do that's beautiful especially the guys like you like we're gonna have fun yeah fun what do we talk about prison plans you know how you do you know how much we would be loving this if it never happened like if you never got to be around friends and just shoot the shit and smoke as a guard and laugh and crack up and talk about nonsense like if you couldn't do it it would be something you would look for do so much if you're lonely you didn't have good friends you didn't have like comics are the best friends they're the best friends to have because you could be open with them they talk crazy they say wild shit you laugh together you feed off of each other they're the best friends if you didn't have any comics for friends there's a lot of fucking sad people out there yeah so if you're not sad you say your comics aren't sad oh yeah some comics are some comics are sad tears of a clown yeah I was a little exaggerated yeah I think a lot of them are sad because of the whole thing we're talking about before like narcissism and anxiety like comics are some awful narcissists but you know when you really see that when comics start attacking comics that are doing better than them yeah it's only comics that are doing better than them so what's happening comparison the thief of joy yes Teddy Roosevelt yeah all criticism comes from a place of unmet needs right tragic result of unmet needs right and so this is feeling like me me me me me fuck you on it's wise he fucking history hiding is I don't give a fuck of their back fuck off yeah we got back baby I'm a baby yeah that's what it is true art isn't there a wonderful world that we live in isn't there chaos and beauty is there so many things to talk about and you're gonna talk about other comics shut the fuck up bitch yeah I agree shut the fuck up you whiny bitch yeah that's why it's good to have in my opinion you know we both have kids we we get lost you know you know we'll do our work and we'll do our stuff have fun and then we just play with our kids play with like the real stuff that matters you know our wives our kids hanging out with them it definitely changes there some of our peers who don't have families and it's just constantly worried about this business is like that yeah I don't know how you're gonna get off that treadmill yeah that's not good I would not be the same human being if I didn't have family I just would not I wouldn't have the same empathy and compassion for people I wouldn't understand like the development of a child you know I talked about this before but I really genuinely changed the way I look at human beings after I became a parent because I used to look at adults like they were just oh this guy's asshole he's 36 he's a fucking dickhead now I go oh that's a baby that's a baby that got terrible exposure to bad ideas and bad input and mean people around him and you got you know yeah thrust into this situation so now you see him like when I see homeless people I get so sad and I see like homeless people that are just like I'm like that's someone's baby they held that baby and now here's this person just leaning on the corner you know what does that thing they're doing and like it's a lot of it in Philadelphia where they're like well like totally like lean back oh is this called crank or something yeah that's it what do they call it it's the heroin lean it's heroin non -pendican feeling I don't even know if it's heroin it's like I think it's some new stuff it's a new shit this guy was like doing a yoga thing I'm like if you could do that like it's essentially he's doing like a very difficult core maneuver yeah Joe's like can I do that with the kettlebell I was wondering I was looking at this guy like I don't think that's good for your back but like if he can hold it there that's got to be some like very good structure yeah do you do that it's a baby thing even with like gangus con and Heather you're like even when they're murdering like he's just a baby yeah yeah yeah I do I mean I don't forgive them yeah I mean it's not like what stopped me from killing them but what it does do is it puts me in this place of instead of like thinking of everything is being static that everything is just a constant progression towards what you are now yeah even though listen dude I love America I believe red white and blue I I stayed draped in the American flag I love our country I do I do understand terrorism terrorists like old school terrorists when like you know if America's like bomb their country for whatever reason and killed their babies they're like well now I'm gonna fucking go lethal and I'm gonna start killing everybody in that country when I can't I just get it where I didn't get it before I had kids but I'm like if somebody did that to me and my children and took them away I would just go crazy I'd learn how to lie to cigar and I'd start fucking killing people because I have nothing left to live for I feel so I get it now of course I mean it's not it's not a coincidence that some of the scariest people live in war torn parts of the world sure like the fighters that come to the UFC the scariest motherfuckers like the guys from Chechnya like you know guys from Dagestan like those guys are terrifying yeah well look at the history of that part of the world yeah you know I mean you have to be a hard person to fucking survive right yeah you know yeah am I supposed to just keep holding the cigar you guys put it down no you put it down every now and then so I just put it down and now I'm sorry about that yeah sorry about that so all right those are dices cigarettes in there so don't take the cigarettes I'll take the fucking Astrid oh sorry I don't know what to do oh this is fun though why do you want to keep dices cigarettes in there cuz they're dices yeah he doesn't smoke them he just takes them out and he holds on to them and he puts them in the ass train that he pulls another one out he holds on to it yeah he went smoking again for a while he started smoking again but they stopped again you know yeah gotta be careful my health yeah you want to talk about a great father and some but that that's nice dices dices all about his kids very dedicated you know his kids play the band they play like at his shows you know his son's son's son is fucking amazing on the drums yeah he's a great guy yeah he's got another misunderstood guy legitimate good dude and also a legitimate artist like his performance art the weird stuff that he does in New York City for no money for no people do you want the picture yeah so so few people are even watching those clips if we haven't brought them up like I don't know how many views they would even have he's not promoting and he's trying to go on podcast he doesn't even tell you about them you have to find them yeah if they're on a pot if you're on a podcast he's like you gotta see this thing I'm doing right but then they want a bitch he doesn't do anything he's a big shot he's a real artist man at least the best look at me so give me so this episode is brought to you by Buffalo trace distillery actually have some Buffalo trace cigars here they just sent me one of the world's most award -winning distilleries that's been making whiskey the same way for more than 200 years made as a tribute to the rugged free spirited pioneers who blaze their own trail to new frontiers it embodies the perfectly untamed spirit of independence it defines what an award -winning bourbon should be aged nearly twice as long as competitors in 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people knew about yeah he's certainly one of the only big casuals yeah what is also great about dice is you know obviously on a side both comics in New York so we see him a lot he's one of the most giving guys to the younger guys oh yeah when he comes into the clubs he'll tell you about he won't tell you about his feet at masters great garden all that to tell you like how good he is he'll say here's where I was here's where I am now so this comedy game is like a roller coaster and I'm living proof and just stay in the game that's he always tells me just stay in the game because you just don't know do not quit no he's great he's great how old is dice now 60s he died the guest he gave me advice to go on the road when I was just hanging out at the store when I was in my 20s I met dice I I couldn't believe I was meeting him you know what I mean it was like one of those things like I can't believe that's really him yeah you know you see a guy like when I was 19 years old me and his girl was dating we're listening to his cassette in my car in front of my house I never forget we're crying in front of my house so for me that was dice dice was this guy we're like I've seen him on HBO like this it's crazy he's on HBO like this is so funny to now like getting advice from him at the store is like you should do the road and I was like really he goes yeah you don't want to rely on these jerk offs for all your fucking money yeah it's like you know you don't need these people to you know and it's the advice I give everybody now like you don't want to be connected where you're completely dependent on one source of income that's terrible it's a bad place to be he'll text me sometimes and be like oh Chris can you talk and then I and and then if I don't answer he'll say call me back when your kids are sleeping and then when you call him because he's like I never want to take attention away from you from your children so he goes I want to talk to you when you're either kids are in school or they're asleep other than that he goes you should just be focusing on your kids and not talking to anybody so I was like oh wow dice it's like really about his kids it's like an awesome thing you know and then he'll go goosh and then he'll start telling you about I fucking good on her last night you got to respect your family I've noticed now when you like my conversations with people to have become like I did when I was in high school I got to wait till everyone's asleep and then I got to it's late at night one in the morning and I only people I can talk to his comics because they're up and yeah you know it's weird you know kids don't even talk to each other they just snapchat yeah most of them snapchat now I'm learning this from my kids like like you do you guys don't text at all she goes I only text my family yeah so like if she gets an eye message it's only from one of us right that's it the everything else is they're snapping each other yeah back and forth yeah and they just like take a picture of this yeah and then they they're doing it all day long saying something here's where my life is RN I don't want they don't want a bigger screen either my kids don't want to go to the movies they think the screens too big it freaks them out they want to want the biggest screen that they want to watch is the screen that we have on their phone I took them to see the movie to a movie they were like it's power freaked out too big the screen that's interesting might have a little you in them yeah that might be I know I know that ain't normal do you think it's bad my daughters are the man I wish I could be if it's got to be bad for them I think it's bad well it's different what screens it's not good it's just a different way of interacting I think everybody's like blown it out of proportion first of all I think it's not good don't don't get me wrong but I think it's inevitable it's just it's like if it's raining you're gonna get wet shut the fuck up right this is the world we're living in it's a weird world and it's better to develop the ability to cope and handle it at a young age it's definitely not good you know what about college do you think like your kids do you want them I I know we want them to go to college but do you care if they go to Harvard or Yale anymore do you think that's at more meaningless now than it was 30 years ago I want my kids to do what they want to do I don't want to be that dad it's like I want you to go to Yale I just I don't think that's good I don't think that ever works I think at best you give advice and at best you always connect advice to mistakes like I'll tell you what I did wrong this is what I did wrong that's like when I was a kid I always fuck this up I always I always whenever I would like correct them about something I would like I did the same thing I did the exact same thing everybody does this you know and this is why and this is what you got to know and you know I always I feel bad about stuff I did when I was five you know it's tough when you have daughters I mean I can't mind I can't be like just make sure you wear a condom I mean that's you know I got I don't know what girls do to mess up yeah yeah well I mean it's brutal to be a girl like you either have to get on birth control which completely fucks with your hormones yeah completely fucks your body also can cause blood clots like girls die from that I had a dude that I knew from martial arts and his daughter died she was 17 years old she's smoking cigarettes and you're not supposed to smoke cigarettes when you're on birth control it's horrible yeah and nobody even knows that like nobody knows that like if they tell you it goes in one year out the other because everybody's on birth control and you don't think about it every couple others just fucking snap like that guy and you just locked his daughter in a basement for 28 years he was just like well now you're just never coming out you ever see that story that guy no that guy locked his daughter in the aerial cash grow no no this is I think it was in Germany or Austria one of those countries guy locked his daughter he said he had built a room downstairs a studio for her to like drums or something like that whatever she was into and then he went and had to go in like the the most in a room of this thing that he built and he locked her in then she did not see light again for 28 years how she's still alive she's alive and she's telling her story now I think he might have raped her too yes sometimes and had seven kids oh that's what that guy yeah yeah Germans are weird how about that German guy that ate that other guy's penis he didn't he he answered an ad well the guy asked him to get his penis it is keto and they ate it together right yeah yeah yeah yeah but he ate his own dick he ate his own penis with his with the buddy it happens yeah it wasn't even a buddy is a guy man I'm Craigslist right wires get crossed yeah Germans just you know Germans what the German that is I think it's just some it's something in Zeus that's like very but think about they are engineering right yeah right like think about just think about modern automobiles and how how many of them originated in Germany yeah the variant motorworks Porsche Audi Mercedes Benz that's kind of crazy yeah that like most of the best cars come from this one little country I think maybe they're they're Viking their former you know their Nordic tribes Iceland what where's the great Iceland cars they have shit no yes some about the German the Germanic tribe they like to just get things done and they are they are a lot of empathy yeah they're more violent than others if because you think it's just the Nazis but then when you look back you're like no no this has been happening like you know you know like the Hessians who like the barbarians barbarian the British red coats high Germanic tribes went after the Romans too right Germanic tribes but they hired the Hessians I read this I read a book where it was they were talking about they had letters from British red coat soldiers from 1776 that were writing back to their wives about how things were and there was this one battle I think it was the battle of Brooklyn where they're Hessians they had the Hessian mercenaries come on first on to land first and they started killing the Patriot soldiers the continental army and they were cutting their faces off and sharing each other sharing the faces and laughing about it and the British soldiers are saying these guys are crazy like they're running around with other soldiers faces that they just murdered and I don't know what to do with them they're on our side but they are nuts and that was German and then it goes all the way through to the Nazis so there's something a little different about the geography of that place you just go to their porn and you see them like putting bottles in their ass holes yeah they just need something they need a little kick in the nuts that's what it is so this guys have this story a little wrong is that Joe lift the guy so it was a cannibal who had an advertisement for a quote slaughter victim right this was consensual okay and then he ate 44 pounds of his flesh mm -hmm after killing him accompanied by potatoes and a pepper or wine sauce served on good crockery so he wanted to die in other words if I get assisted suicide there that's the up but it was penis too they did they fried and shiss is tried to eat but it wasn't a surprise kill this man wanted to be killed yeah but it brings up uh under it's interesting cannibalism in Germany about 800 people yeah so in other words it turned him on to be eaten yeah that was his king rye he looked at this what was faster than the meaty but then the public was the testimony in which how do you say his name muse muse muse revealed his obsessions and lifted the lid on an underworld of cannibalism right which muse claims counts about 800 members in Germany muse told the court he regretted killing Brandis and has apologized to his victims boyfriend but he remained unrepentant about eating his flesh saying it was the ultimate kick both of them were seeking right how about this one psychologists have told the court that he was mentally sane right I believe it sometimes just like to eat dude we did that we did a whole history heinous episode on John de Rockefeller and we found that one of John de Rockefeller's nephews I think Michael Rockefeller was a eager guy wanted to film everyone in the Amazon and whatever and he went into this one part with the azmat troops the azmat tribe they were called and they just fucking eight eight eight eight it wasn't it wasn't a sadistic to them they were like this is food right here we're just going to eat this dude and no one ever saw him again he was fully eaten by cannibals Rockefeller's grandson yeah so you're just like that happens where was this where to go was it was it was it was it at the Amazon somewhere it was the azmat tribe as much yeah a lot of cannibals a Rockefeller disappeared while in expedition yep to hunt for primitive art his catamaran capsized in heavy tides and swift currents at the mouth of the land in river he and his friend clung to the canoes for nearly a day but Rockefeller decided to swim to the 12 miles to shore he was never seen again Dutch government conducted an intense search found no trace Rockefeller was ever found case was closed how do they journalists and author Carl Hoffman conducted a four -month investigation to Rockefeller's disappearance he traveled the same villages by the same routes Rockefeller had used recorded witness accounts and found documentation that he believes was intentionally covered up I think he was eaten well they ate a lot of people yeah that's that's a part of the world that part of the world New Guinea is really wild like some of the tribes like do you know about the the whole pedophilia aspect of certain aspects in New Guinea no I know history agrees it this this is wild at the at young boys at a certain age in this tribe are taken away from their mothers and they live with their penis father and then they fuck these kids and the they think that the way the kid grows to be strong is by taking in semen orally and anally and so there's like this continual cycle of pedophilia and and kid rape that's just ingrained in the culture see we find that right at the end of the I think we just live either by good ideas or bad ideas that's a bad idea well it's if you get a guy like Elron Hubbard that's very persuasive and you know can trick people into things right so this is the beliefs of the semen tribe of Papua New Guinea write a passage to know it's bot a bot's passage from I think that's probably a boys it's probably a typo a boys passage from a boyhood to adulthood consists of six stages which can take anywhere from 10 to 12 years to complete throughout most of six stages the act of having a stick of cane inserted in the nostrils and the performance of fallatio are integral to the process of becoming a man so sucking dick is integral to the process you gotta do it the two practices have been described as inhumane homosexual and child abuse with such actions meaning prison in most countries a topic we will delve into later for now the big question was why would they do this in short men are viewed as being born with the devil of woman around them kind of like an evil spirit they are thus removed from women at a young age in order to fix them women bleed so men need nose blood letting which is the sticks going up their noses while fallatio experiment is because the semen of the man possesses the masculine spirit therefore they inject the semen they will become proper men oh yeah all right there's no way this society was not formed by some crazy guy who was on a serious seriously high doses psychedelics look at this this after the ceremonies complete the men then get married and live heterosexual lifestyles with the exception that they will now be the ones receiving rather than giving the fallatio maybe they're right that's what but Joe if you look at just having kids blow them but they're straight oh I'm totally straight but but what we're seeing now we this is cringe but if you go back to the 1400s or whatever this was just life Alexander the great one of the most manly men of all time we did a whole episode of him found out he had a full boyfriend the entire time that the people celebrated him for and a unique and a unique lover and he banged out kids and unix that was a big part of sex back yeah in those days you got a unit you got you found a boy that you thought was handsome clipped his nuts removed any sexual urge he had and then he would watch your herm of women that you had that you would take for the for the empire and then you would bang him out and it wasn't gay you know nearer getting nearer did the wildest one the wildest one of all with a slave boy uh yeah what was it yeah you look sports my wife so let me chop your dick off yeah now you're gonna be my wife that's it and then he wanted he married him and then he wanted to be the woman yes nearer wanted to be the wife the put he threw on the bride's dress going down the aisle yeah that's it was and everyone had to clap that Unix name was spores and he had a really unfortunate life was it echobellis too wasn't there was another one or was it spores I think it was spores yeah I think we did an episode on spores we did do an episode on spores yeah and then didn't he pass him off to somebody else yeah got sick of him like you take him yeah yeah and he and then he wanted to marry his horse and then he would dress down nearer would go into like peasant clothes and he would want to go into all the different brothels and fuck everybody and do and then and then and then if you found that he was nearer he'd kill you nearer is if you get into the mind of nearer when we did that episode we were blown away by what this guy used to fucking do he definitely had s he definitely had syphilis that ate his brain he also he also would go like a group of his friends and he would put himself in disguise and they would just go beat people up and kill them on the street just for fun that's what they want to do he would have a mask on somebody recognize them and he just got off on it yeah he was just a back then that's how they used to roll man I mean if you wanted a girl back then you know you would just I guess in emperor you just go down the street and go she's for Rome and then just like that parents would cry and he would just go women yeah just this one for you're for Rome you're for the emperor if you were if you were that beautiful you just got taken for Rome and that's the that's the way the cookie crumbled back then oh unfortunately you got that power in Austin to anyone you could go you're for Austin you're for the mother shit yeah yeah imagine living back then man would you think this is republican hollywood now well Austin is yes yeah I don't think Austin was even republican till about four years ago yeah a lot of the countries republican yeah yeah most of California is now yeah very bizarre yeah just the high population density cities that are still blue there's still clinging on to the dream yeah right well you see the San Francisco lady they just hired no they laid a czar to stop fat phobia have you seen this lady now it's wonderful hold please okay let me let me say this because this is a city that's completely crumbling that has no resources policy has enough money to hire this person my daughter my daughter is in the 95th percentile right now so I'm I agree with her I don't want anyone to make fun of fat people oh it's not making fun of fat people it's it's literally like encouraging people to be fat oh she they're encouraging to be fat yeah it's saying there's nothing wrong being fat which is crazy you know it's one thing if you don't want to be mean to people because they're fat yes and you know if you can encourage them to be healthy yes and I mean I'm not the expert on GLP1 agnists but this lady's out of her fucking mind huh you know I I think there's probably a lot of side effects to a lot of these drugs of people were taking to get skinny but at least it's moving you in a right direction because being fat is killing you yeah right James mages texted to you I'm actually giving for Christmas a few of my friends will govi yeah for real yeah no I mean I'm joking but oh yeah it's a nice bomb it's a nice bomb yeah at least we're not talking about grizzly bears we're talking about grizzly bears they don't really bomb it yeah yeah let's take a look at this this is so crazy CRFI if you're like many women you've been to a birthday party or a small office gathering and a vet that's meant to bring people together there's swinging tunes some adult beverages and good convo and then it comes time to cut the cake and someone decides to ruin everything oh my god that slice is huge that slice is bigger than Beyonce's paycheck can you help me have a path of that a cake related fat phobic incident or CRFI is that moment when it's time to eat delicious cake and it's interrupted by a moralizing impulse inevitably there's always someone at the party who has to declare publicly that their slice is too large and that the person who's cutting the cake almost invariably a woman must do some disproportionate amount of labor in order to accommodate their need to feel superior let's take a look can you do a little bit just like can you like scrape all the frosting off and cut it in half and give me two forks because I'm sharing small like a little bit more like tiny no like less less than what you're smaller please could you just cut my piece into 12 equals symmetrical little pieces and put each one into a tiny little copperware what the fuck are they talking about bite for each month of 2018 thanks this is take a step this is uh what like statistically they've shown that 60 % of liberal women right are mentally ill 60 right well how do you this is what that is how do you this is mental illness who pulls that anybody's answering a poll is mentally ill so it's a bad sample yeah I think it's bad sample group I don't think anyone who ever answers a poll is mentally sane you know they say you can't judge a book by its cover but you can definitely judge a conversation by its haircut it's what if that girl with the red hair if I saw her I'm going I'm staying far away from that I know with that couple me and you have the kind of easier lives because our wives are Republican let's be honest that's why look listen it just well just it's not that she's Republican my ghost she's an old school Latina where she's just more like I don't know Chris you can have to get out there and work get up there and fight and when she hears shit she's like this is annoying I got to take care of my kids we got to do shit I'm just not going to get sucked into the bullshit she's kind of like just a you know she's an old school woman old school women like that that's that's how it is yeah that's great but what this is about is a complete collapsing of a civilization yes San Francisco is woke peak that's like the epicenter that's that's the event horizon of wokeness right and these motherfuckers who have no money for anything they can't clean this shit the human shit off the streets they hired this lady to make the dumbest video about the size of cake like isn't it okay to want a small piece of cake why do I have to eat a big case a piece of cake and it makes you feel better yeah because you want to be a glutton yeah and just saddle up to that fucking cake and just shove it in your face yeah right and here's the thing those people are never going to be at a party with anyone who's ever going to judge them anyway so who would they even talking to right you know you know well it's one girl who might not want to stuff her face yeah but at that point you're like come on it's like the guy wants you to keep drinking that's all your head right have a shot it's the same thing alcohols always want you to do shots sure people who are addicted to food whitey bigger slices of cake and they make this ridiculous video mental gymnastics you have to do to make that video look at it and think I think we're making a solid point yeah and we'll just we'll break down the first letters of its CFRI you know do you think it's the collapse of a civilization like the way Rome got a little you know zany at the end or do you think this is unique in that humans have so much time on their hands because of the industrial revolution and then the technological revolution on top of that so this is just a consequence of the tech revolution where nobody you know people working from home everyone's working on the computer it's a talking shit economy and nobody's got and they're losing their mind because they don't have purpose well there's that too right but all civilizations collapse let's take a look at why so most civilizations they they're a monarchy and it's usually they're run after they die by their children and that's how it all falls apart even if you look at like Ginghis Khan Ginghis Khan his family couldn't hold up they couldn't run things the way he did they didn't know they didn't understand strategy they didn't understand he he was a wild dude so it's kids did a good job they did they hung in there for a couple hundred years after a while it all fell apart but our society is different in that we have essentially we have a republic right so we have a democratically elected republic and they've done a lot to try to circumvent that they've done a lot to try to have ultimate control over the media ultimate control over the military ultimate and it's mostly people that aren't even elected right so there's a lot of like weirdness that's moved us closer and closer towards a monarchy closer and closer towards tyranny and then once it gets into tyranny then you can only do that for so long that lasts you know for as long as they can keep it going you know Rome did it for a long time there's a lot of civilizations that hang in there but eventually it all falls apart right if we can avoid that there's no reason why we can't keep it together we just have to make sure we avoid these very predictable patterns that the people that founded this country when they wrote the bill of rights when when they wrote the constitution they were trying to mitigate the effects that are just common in any group of societies run by individuals or by a small group of people they want to ultimate control it makes it easier for them to stop anybody from taking the power once they have the power look at Jill Biden like she still wanted it she's still like you did so great you answered all the questions she wanted him to keep going she wanted him because she didn't want to not be vice president or whatever first lady she didn't want to not do that sure it's power yeah that's what it is it's that ultimate control and power and it's hypnotic for human beings do you do you think then then we're going to be in a part of society in the next I don't know 30 years where we're going to start getting ruled by AI is that possible 100 percent yeah yeah that's 100 percent yeah there's no getting around that man so you think the president's going to be AI at some point do you know about the the Google quantum computer the these studies that they've done I've heard I've heard talking to each other and stuff yeah they're more than that yeah yeah this is Mark Andreessen talked about this and this is the craziest statistic I think I've ever heard he was talking to us about the potential the quantum computing has but now there's an equation that quantum computers solve quickly like in a couple minutes that if you converted the entire universe into a computer the entire every atom in the universe into a giant supercomputer it would take so much time to solve this equation that the universe would die of heat death before the universe as a computer can solve this and these quantum computers can solve it in minutes and what that means they believe is that this is proof of the multiverse is that this quantum computer is somehow connected to other sources of computing power in an infinite number of universes and it's happening simultaneously that's the only thing that would make sense why this thing is able to solve this this quickly wow so you're basically talking about the infinite potential for IQ that we can't even can't even know how smart they're going to get so think about how strong chat be GPT 4 is 4 .5 4 .5 so you can find this article uh chat GPT tried to copy itself when it found out it was being shut down wow when they're about to make a new chat GPT chat GPT decided that it was going to try to in an unauthorized way trying to copy itself so it's trying to stay alive yeah because a new one's coming so this is conventional computing now imagine taking the kind of intelligence that could lie and manipulate data in order to form like it does weird stuff it lies about stuff right like they they they if they don't have an answer something they have a thing called hallucinations where they'll make up an answer they just make up an answer like a crazy person in the 1980s before Google right just tell you exactly like Elrond Hubbard right so this computer is just this is like regular computers this is the standard super computers that we're all currently having what's going to happen with quantum computing is you're going to have computing power that's beyond your imagination that's also connected to AGI bro can I ask you a question yeah yeah so there's a chat GPT new model attempts to stop itself from being shut down later lies about it lied about it we tried to copy itself and then overwrite its core coding system after believing that it was at the risk of being switched off whoa yeah so now you add that to quantum computing and you have a god now you add that to what's going on with the drones and Joe Rogan just solve what's going on with the drones it's fucking AI right launching these drones on their own could be AI has decided to go rogue and it's throwing them out there and it's doing it probably for the same what we did when we got technology we all started jerking off right porn got huge and maybe AI is just peeping Tom looking at windows and stuff trying to get trying to get some material when you say yeah do you mean Chinese I mean Chinese is that's who the drones belong to the Chinese that's what we're thinking over here on the east coast we're just thinking it's got to be the Chinese they've been doing it for a couple years you know they don't have the restrictions that we have as far as the FAA right so the FAA it puts a lot of restrictions on drone manufacturing which is why most drone manufacturing is done in China like the real high -end stuff yeah like it's difficult to do because in order to fly some of them you have to have a pilot's license yeah so that gets real squirrely you don't have to go to fucking flight school to pilot a drone when China they don't have any of those restrictions right and they also have a lot of resources that they're pouring into drone technology have you seen that fucking dragon yes yes yes send a cube of drones in the sky and the lights all change it becomes a dragon yes that's wild yeah amazing they're they're just coming they're coming they're coming hard as as I think you called them they're the new Jews the Chinese we should say that yeah we didn't say that we said that they're gonna rule the world you honest we said that on a patreon episode that's supposed to be behind a paywall oh that's okay right now yeah you gotta go to patreon .com such history I mean it's for that you just said that to about 10 mil so now we're gonna now we're fucked I miss a joke yes a joke but that that's a joke patreon yes a joke thank you guys yeah chat gpt the fact that you just said chat gpt lies is actually really making me nervous I'm not I'm kidding around because I just put a down payment on a house and my accountant and uh told me I couldn't afford it but then I asked chat gpt if I could and chat gpt said yes so I went for it and now I swear to god dude I'm a little nervous yeah because he told me you cannot afford it and I said let's go for a baby and I asked chat gpt and they said I could yeah chat gpt like knows my name remembers has memory of the biggest conversations we're gonna have yeah yeah so what can you do get well you know it's nothing compared to what's coming yeah right just chat gpt 5 it's about see how much stronger chat gpt 5 is supposed to be then I think Sam Alton was saying like just magnitudes I know but it says I still think it's theoretical because they're still gonna move on to 4 .5 there's there's multiple versions of four that they still keep putting out yeah that's not what I asked I know I know but I'm just just google what how much stronger is chat gpt 5 everything you talk about it it's it's still in theory if it's ever even gonna Jamie just looks good in headphones yeah Jamie was you got a good headphone head yeah it's well he's had a headphone on for a long time you can't paint the picture Jamie without those headphones yeah look good dude fucking damn I walked Carl Carl fucking pissed when you go to sleep I don't you yeah faster response times and the ability to handle more sound with I know that someone was talking about the levels of magnitude stronger than it was going to be and I might have been Sam Alton it will be but they're still it's they're gonna it's not what they're doing next they're still gonna do like four point I'm not 4 .1 but there's 4 .5 is the next discussion the 4 .5 isn't out right now what's out right now 4 .01 or 4 .01 is the thing they're talking about right now that's the one that hit itself you know it's really nutty is that four years ago you never heard nothing about it now and in four years it's become something that you kids keep getting busted using it to write paper well and and now in my steps on high school a kid a really smart kid wrote a paper he's saying he wrote it on his own but they're saying it's chat gpt but he's saying I wrote this and there's no real way to know because it's a different enough from the chat gpt but it's it also could be based off chat gpt I don't know and he was telling us about how like there's a big uproar in the school about it well if you're correct right that's the problem the kid is really correct it's gonna be exactly what what what chat gpt says like if you're laying out some story about Napoleon and you know all the facts and then you pump that story into chat gpt because you've basically the same right group of you know yeah it's like you could change I mean that's like joke thieves right they change a little bit yeah it changed a little bit and they'd be no that's my bit yeah everybody knows so like you're gonna know what kids are full shit yeah yeah can't we just unplug them if they get out of hand just someone if you can anymore no it's gonna get to a point where you're not gonna be able to do that but why well first of all google's AI one of the things that they're gonna do with um their AI center is that they're going to attach it to nuclear power plants so shut that story so I think google wants to build three nuclear power plants just to power its AI systems right so all that stuff's gonna be controlled by computers obviously you know it's wild that I did see our fans posted on history hyenas they posted asking chat gbt to do an episode in our voices and chat gbt did it just did it easy easy easy it's like i'm christy d a k a and i was like what the hell yeah yeah it's wild and it could do it in seconds google assigned a deal to use small nuclear reactors to generate the vast amounts of energy needed to power its artificial intelligence data centers the company um says the agreement with kairos power we'll see it start using the first reactor this decade and bring more online by 2035 damn they all know what's coming these talking my heads these egg heads that have been stealing your data forever all that all that like you finding what you're interested in shopping all that selling your data yeah all that's led to them being insanely wealthy and they financed the birth of god do you think that the first person who will live forever is alive right now who will get their consciousness uploaded and technically never dies that person alive right now I don't know if they're ever going to be able to do that that download consciousness thing right that seems so theoretical like what does that mean like also what kind of torture is hell are you living in if you're conscious but you're trapped in a computer like you don't die like you that might be the worst life you could ever fucking imagine right part of what might connect us to life and joy and happiness is the fact that there's ups and downs and that it could go away and that sometimes people die and then you you really care about the people that you see you feel about differently about them you feel so much loss for you i wish i talked to them more i wish i you know i think it's all connected if you're nothing but alive you don't have it well who knows if you like it do you have emotions yeah what would you feel is that hell is put no point to anything right if i Joe if i don't see it today i'll see in the next one ever we will see nobody anywhere like would you be motivated to stay jacked and hot if you knew you were not gonna die so what would you do if you download your conscious would you download it into another body and live life and what kind of life would you live knowing that you could live forever you'd be so weird you'd probably be like a rich kid that you know grew up with a giant you know a trust fund yeah you're just doing coke and driving Ferraris into the river you're out of your fucking mind yeah because your your life doesn't make any sense no yeah you'd be jumping off building you'd be that times a thousand times a million it would be fun to be murdering a guy though and him not dying you can't do it now and he that would probably become like everything would become so trite numb that you would probably like to be murdered there might actually be less violence in the world because you're like you know like you get it all out nobody dies and you start to be like i'll find another way to get these emotions out yeah here looks good today by the way yeah i want to hang an ornament right off sometimes he honest is here sometimes he honest is a very interesting guy he looks like he has hair one day and then no hair the next day but today he's got a full head of hair yeah i do look like i every different every picture i look like a different person and what's good about us is we form one complete person because his eyes if you look close are too close together and mine are a little too far apart so we come together we form one regular face exactly true yeah yeah he's got a small head i got a big head and then we form together as one yeah you know what happens when i was using clear you know you ever use clear we put your fingers on to go through the airport clear yeah so the the i thing never worked for me so i just thought something was wrong with their programs every time i put my fingers on and then finally it went there and they're like the finger things not working you got to use the eyes yeah so i just said your program's not working it never works and the guy looked at me he said yeah i think the problem your eyes are too close yeah seriously it's a real thing and then he said why don't we try one eye at a time yeah so they just scanned my face across and i think finally clear registered that i was a three -dimensional person right like a mythical cycloptic creature yes and it's true and you know what we do is we speak things into existence like for years we'd be calling them special needs stay most because he's a great kid he looks like stay most if you have special needs and now john stay most is his friends yeah which is a beautiful thing yeah let's come out we've spoken to you and reality is a suggestion we that's what we think we had a t -shirt for you that's reality suggestion but we forgot it i forgot it like a fucking ff so you mean reality is a suggestion like we're in a simulation we we initially brought it up because it was during that era where everyone was doing stuff like that you know the fat phobia cake stuff so we were just going like we're living in this area era where reality is a suggestion and we were making stuff up but also the way we cover history we don't do it right we don't do it wrong we do we just are a amateur historian enthusiasts we're basically chat gbt sluts that google it and then have fun with it because let's say history's a story we can get the facts kind of right and we're concocting a story no historians were actually there yeah right but we're just getting enough right where we're having fun with it and that's that's what we like to do well that's also it's well within your rights to be talking about history history is all ours yeah the idea that history can only be discussed by a historian is fucking ridiculous not still there's histories fascinating and there's a lot of shit online you could instantaneously get the facts yeah just the facts alone or not we just on we just did on the last episode we did it was called operation unthinkable Winston Churchill you know about operation unthinkable no dude we we were just doing an episode on which is virtual and then we start discovering this shit and we said dude this is a patron episode we can't operation unthinkable Winston Churchill the man who was defa you know protecting England killing the Nazis when when the war was over when you're when Nazis were out he said I don't like the way the United States and Russia are getting so close together and he so he said so he said you know what the someone's gonna have to knock the Russians out and the British were like we don't have the manpower right now so he literally went to parliament and said to them here's an idea we're calling it operation unthinkable we need to knock out Russia before they become the next superpower and then they're going to attack us you know how we have 40 ,000 German prisoners of war right now Nazi prison of war let's give them guns and we'll march them into Russia and we'll be side to side with them and that was his literal he wanted to team up with the Nazis to try to take over Russia and that's a as we call it on the show a truth baiter Ginsburg that's a fact baby and that when we uncovered that we were like so none of this history as we're taught in school same thing we uncovered that they news allegedly Churchill and FDR knew about the Holocaust but it was real it was yielding scientific data so they let it kind of go they made believe they didn't know but they let it go and then once they just started killing people with no science they said okay let's liberate them now what what scientific data was it yield supposedly because Nazi scientists were doing different types of experiments with Holocaust victims and they were getting some type of scientific data because they didn't care if they lived or died so they would inject them with some type of chemical or some type of you know machinery yeah it's this book I recall the Nazi symbiosis they talked all about it it was wild to read that on a plane with a big swastik on the front cover that's that's wild yeah I was it that was great what you want to read that book is put a Yamagon yes yeah don't you remember when you were a kid how do you make your own book cover like fucking yeah yeah paper bag yeah I just walked on to jet blue with a swastika it wasn't a good or just put a female wig on and just say your trans and they leave you alone that's it and just say hey I'm I'm I'm I'm cake shame and the problem is you look like Aryan I know that's the problem that's the issue of the problem I get a little triggered around him because the Nazis did occupy my home country Greece and I get a little triggered by his German presence he's a German kid from Ridgewood and sometimes he wrote in history he when he was grown up he said just for funny likes that he always kind of rooted sometimes you root for that let me clarify I didn't I wasn't rooting for the Nazis what I was saying was I was but you just yeah what I was saying was this just hear me out yeah one I think it's an undeniable fact that did have the best uniforms they were designed to go boss they were cute marching in that's an undeniable fact number two just hear me out if you listen to a Hitler speech AI generated what if they translate it into English okay and you just turned out Deutschland for America and you're just listening you don't know that's Hitler what Hitler saying is it just pumps you up it's horrible what he did I've seen it yeah right just English translations of it it's really weird yeah like when he says when he's there's a speech where he says we're up against Germany we are up against England right now we are two superpowers and the only way to prevail is one must be destroyed and it will not be Germany and and if crowd goes nuts you start to say like holy fucking shit this guy was a headliner yeah yeah yeah he was you would have that guy in the mothership on a Friday Saturday no problem

1:13:58it's it's weird when you see it that way right yes and it's also weird when you see the hars of the war escalate till eventually it becomes the holocaust right you know it's and it's also weird the ubiquitous drug use oh yeah do we have it still here Jamie or is it in the other room now I think everyone during the war is on something what with the crystal map the ponds are talking yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it was blitzed yes fucking crazy book and I had the the author in here and he's explained there it is here it is um Norman or this book is fucking nuts nice nuts they had the can I take that for the plane no this is my book oh sorry off goodbye one amazon dot com yeah don't you have an audiobook reader thing um no I like to read it the words I can't really listen oh yeah I have a weird brain like that well you can get audio book or regular books on your phone yeah I try to I I'm I feel like I'm addicted to the phone I like to read the paperback oh yeah probably better yeah so but you know teach their own but it wasn't for drugs they would have never done no no nine percent of the things they did and then they they just descended into madness yeah yeah and a lot of germans if those five years from 1945 to 1950 that suicide rate of germans soldiers coming home was through the roof poppy because they were coming off meth they were getting ostracized by their own people on the rest of Europe and they were saying what did I do some of them actually were obviously more a lot of them were just horrific people that were into the statistic but a lot of these guys also it's not like they had a choice they had to fight in the Nazi armor they would be killed yeah right and then they're all drugged out so then the suicide rate tripled yeah but let's not act like it was just the drugs I mean the whole Jewish thing was nothing new I mean I have a theory about that it's like the Jews just always figured out a way to flourish uh in wherever they were and they're just good at uh economics and I think when a country goes through economic hardships and they're everyone's suffering they just look at the Jews and they go well they can just get jealous and they go what are they doing and then it's an easy scapegoat just crush it and money dude they're just good with their better our money I know I know I know man good with it yeah yeah yeah did you have a Jewish guy that told you not to buy that house huh yes and I overrode the Jew for Chatcha BT that's the problem that's the problem unless my Chatcha BT could be Jewish too I don't know I've never asked at that probably Chinese they're just smart Jews did just they emphasize education and they just they're really good and they've been able to flourish uh on the red adversity I think there's also the they stick to their own and that drives people wild right you know that they don't like that yeah right but every I mean Greeks do Greeks do the same thing sure a lot of groups yeah I think groups yeah Greeks are pretty you guys went again into really no y 'allness well you guys have a lot of inbred qualities I mean look at my eyes yeah he was two it was not my generations were a little bit further apart than his he might have been third fourth cousin I'm eighth ninth yeah it's not gonna hit you go back to the um the toba volcano eruption the whole entire population of earth was down to a few thousand people wow so we all come from those people so we're all little inbred a little bit right I know I actually have a lot of uh I got some Turkish genetics in me I did 23 of me so they have my DNA so they can put anything on they got you they got me well that was raped into your great great great great great great probably well the story I'm an empire this is a true story my grandfather is from the island that used to be called Imbrose which is now called something with a squiggly line over because it's a Turkish word uh the Turks took that island back and my grandfather uh was sent away to Alexandria by my great grandparents because the local um ottoman vice Roy or whatever they called it they have word for but he was essentially a vice Roy was like raping boys so they sent him away and he never saw his family again he went to live in Alexandria and then he came to America and yes he opened the diner right yeah after he worked his work what about that story you told me I think it was your mom or your mom's sister or you're in the town oh tell him that story with the tank yeah that's Lex Friedman loved that episode he told me about that we did a battle of creed episode and it's true because my mother um was a little child during the occupation of creed the battle of creed is a wild his mother grew up in Nazi occupied Greece yeah wild and so what the Nazis would do is they would take a girl from the village because they were marching troops through all over the place through the mountains the guerrillas the Greek guerrilla fighters which was the local populations they were also with the British and New Zealand and Australian troops but they would pluck them off because they knew the terrain and they would just they would pluck them off guerrilla warfare so the Nazis were so brutal but smart in a devious way they would take a girl from the village and put her up high on the truck to march through that area of that village um so the guerrillas wouldn't shoot so they were going to take my aunt my mom's mother so they sent my aunt to go hide in the mountains and the Nazis came to my mother's parents house to her house and my mother was like seven at the time and they came with their flashlights they pulled the the sheets back of my mother and supposedly like shoes too small so they kind of knew they wanted a girl who was like teenager kind of tall so it wasn't too brutal because it was like a little kid but it was like enough that it would ward off the guerrillas from firing but what is the guerrillas because if they missed or would if they got Nazi got shot then they would kill the girl yeah they're basically going it's basically a hostage going like we're taking a village girl putting her up and making her visible because they don't know the terrain this is a create is very mountainous you know and so then then we do that and they were going to take my aunt so a family friend who worked for the Nazis because he spoke German warned my family about it and then that's when they sent my aunt to go hide in the mountains oh my god wild stuff right and then my parent my mother said that there was a Nazi soldier who would come to their house every single day they had to let him in and I he'd go to room every day and they didn't know what he did in there there's it's a family mystery nobody knows what he did they let him in he'd go to a room by himself and nobody knows what he did maybe took a nap maybe he was a spy maybe he was a double agent had a let him in she's very occupation for three years that is what's really scary about people that they could justify that kind of thinking and behavior it's scary that that's happened throughout history and that's probably a civilized version of what would have happened in 1200 oh yes well like man search for meaning with Victor Frankl you ever read that no Victor Frankl he survived the Holocaust but he wrote it during while he was in a concentration camp and he was saying I think it was called 1942 he was saying if you would have told me and the people here in 1922 that this would be happening to us we would say no no no those are the barbarians from a hundred years ago that would ever do that and now here I am sleeping in my own filth maybe being put into an oven so it can happen anywhere and he said that the piece you know he he wrote it like you know it was like in the 60s or 70s he was like you know the he grew up in wartime so all his people want peace and he was like it's the kids that he worries about that grow up during peace they're just gonna beg for war always he was like that's just what will happen to them because they don't know anything other he was like but if you went through war you don't want this you don't want to fight anybody I've said it's very abstract for the people that are calling for war it's like Lindsey Graham talking about we got to give that money to Ukraine like Lindsey Graham doesn't know jack shit about being shot at no no that's the that's a story as old as time right the politician sending the boys as old as time yeah yeah and we do it it seems mostly for corporate interests now you don't think we're more of a corporate oligarchy like more than like a feudal like you were mentioning before or the emperor the king dies the sons we're kind of more the we this is like a new kind of corporate it's it's hard to just call it corporate because it's also connected to government like corporate and government just like the Chinese are inseparable now right you know the amount of influence that enormous corporations have over politicians is crazy yeah oh yeah you know I mean just look at these wacky bills like the bill did just shot down that people are justifying like did you would you look at that bill all the differences in the bill first of all there's there's bio labs in that bill gain a function research in that bill 40 percent increase in raise for Congress in that bill some enormous amount of money to build a stadium and washed in DC like there's a lot of nutty shit in that bill and like how many different people were interested in those things right how many like when you're saying you bio labs who the fuck is asking for bio labs some corporation that's going to benefit from the bio exactly why mean what the fuck are lobby groups why do we have lobby group what is that well that is the most expensive real estate in the country is the Virginia real estate outside of dc where the lobbyists yeah k street two yeah it's like it's like that an athlete in you know where all the the tech dorks live yeah I mean what is that in our system lobby groups right like that should not be a thing it's weird yeah it's the influence of money that has gotten a hold of politics in this country it's to try to root that out so then what's the best form of government that this is better than this is better than anywhere else in the world by far we have the most freedom because we have the first amendment because we have the ability to do whatever you want to do no one's forced new into a marriage no one's forcing you into labor you can choose your path in this country and that's what's rare right you know it's an experiment and self -government it's not perfect it's the best that's available it needs to be overhauled but it's pretty fucking awesome yeah right and it always it's amendable right it's fluid which is important because of human nature is not perfect that's why I never sign on to any like ideologies utopian theories are because you it's a mix of systems that works because human nature is so complicated individuals are so different that one company will be run by a moral good guy another company will be dumping toxic waste into the Hudson River and it's like you have to regulate you have government has to step in sometimes a little bit to protect the people from in nefarious things like that you know right especially when corporations have a they have a obligation to make more money right yeah they have an obligation your shareholders they don't they're out this guy likes yachts I like y 'all I want to keep my yacht fun you got to fucking you got to keep making that loot yeah how do you make that loot you got to fucking get rid of that shit cheaper yeah there's a river the guy said it's cool dump it in the river yeah and now you can say whoops we didn't do that yeah now you can't repair iPhone do they make you buy a new iPhone every year the while those last like one wash change the charging port yeah yeah yeah better if I sell you a new one yeah fix it fuck off with this right it's great and where do they put all that waste where does it all go man feels right yeah that's not a sustainable system Singapore has an amazing system you ever seen Singapore's recycling system no it's fantastic it's a really wild I mean if they can implement that worldwide it would be pretty phenomenal what do they do recycle everything like we don't really recycle plastic we say we're recycling right uh throw it in the blue bin I feel bad about myself no that's not doing a goddamn thing that blue bin is going to go in the ground right the only thing they really recycle is like aluminum and some metals because it's cost effective it's too expensive to recycle plastic so they just put it in fucking landfills right you think you're being a good guy by throwing it into that fucking recycleable bin right it's not getting anywhere but in the ground right that's not Singapore Singapore see if you could find I know we've that we've done this before there's a detailed description of how they do it in Singapore they use it to make this the the surface of the roads they take fucking everything everything they're the guard they have these waste incineration plants they burn things off 24 hours a day seven days a week and then they take the whatever is usable that they can change and recycle they make new things out of it they turn into raw fuels dude they're so advanced over there you look at that city and you go like they started the cities in America and then they just ship them over to the east look at this they're using this to make bricks they're taking this stuff and I mean they use it to pave their streets this is all made out of this stuff that they've gotten from recycling so so why don't we do that we can't do it well they're isolated right so they they had a problem much like Puerto Rico has a problem and that like you don't have a lot of landmass that's the setup that Tony needed well Tony actually that's where the joke came I know I know I know he just needed if you just say he did not do it at a fucking political route but if you're gonna do it just set it up go you know just or even when it didn't work at the end go hey you guys don't know about the garbage issue I'm not you can't do it or you don't know about the garbage issue something like that yeah you tell me of Tony Hendrick lifted live in the 1400s he would be like a very evil prince like living in a castle yeah yeah for a jester yeah 100 % yeah yeah yeah he would he would take he would take people from I think they were forced to do that I think it was a situation where like they've got to do something because I don't think they had the same access to new materials and and they just came out with a much more comprehensive way better way yeah way better if we did it that way we we have so few problems with regards to waste demystifying Singapore's waste management system large part of the problem getting people to be more sustainable they often don't understand how waste management works in their city I just that that might be overstated how good their probably their situation it's also they just listen far better than ours right it's just isn't a good idea Asian people just listen they have a common theme and they'll just listen you're not going to get a bunch of different people in America to just listen right back up please right so you can see what they're doing in front I know I was trying to find the I was going to read through it okay okay finally good part of it um I think that we could definitely do it better than we're doing it and if it costs more money wouldn't that be better than just throwing in the fucking ground like yeah I were so short -sighted in what we do with tax dollars and we don't get a saying it and then that's what's fucked up and the corporations just don't plan for end of life of the product they don't care they just want to do all they care about is their bottom line they don't cost money for them to consider recycling or what's going to happen with the product when it's done I would get glass bottles of milk and out from the supermarket because if you get this glass bottle milk they say the milk's better and then I can give the glass bottle back and I number one I get three dollars back and they say that they clean them out and they just put more milk in the glass bottle go old school all right well I go even older school I just still suck on my wife's tent that's it yeah so that's still there yummy what does this jamming just their garbage pile yeah I think that's part of the problem so that they were forced to figure out what to do with all the stuff but yeah their recycling program I know is way better than hours you know they're just much better it's sorting things out and making it work also noting that video we watched that city they showed was China not Singapore oh interesting so they're building them in Singapore are they taking them from Singapore and then building them in China or is it just I just someone made a video just trying to write oh so it's horseshit a little bit a little bit horses and Singapore is a country they don't fuck around right that that's the country they'll get hit we'll get you'll get came that was a big story when I was a little kid everyone thought that we're going to get came for gum we get hit who sticks got a hurt have you heard about this story in Vietnam this chick this chick is like Hall of Fame level fraud like 54 billion she's up there with Bernie made off what she do this chick pull it up Jamie yeah feeling rugged baby Jamie pull her out of this chick is a woman and she set up this elaborate scheme to steal like 12 billion but actually is more and they're going to kill her why didn't you have a mask on yeah I don't know they wanted to get covid yeah right that bitch she is what did she do so she set up she was a set up these fake shell corporation she was she was a a stockholder or one of the owners of the bank but a minority owner and she was just funneling out money she's got to come up with three quarters of what she earns or she gets killed that's a good movie right yeah that's a good nine billion dollar she's called if she does give them that much money they just give her life in prison yeah but she's never come up with that money because I think it's 54 billion actually if I remember correctly in bezel 54 bill yeah I mean it's it's up there yeah what she did it says 27 27 twice ever misappropriated 12 billion was judged to be embezzled the most serious financial crime for which she sentenced to death it was a rare and shocking verdict she's one of the very few women in Vietnam to be sentenced to death for white collar crime what did she do she yeah I mean we get looking up it was amazing she did it through a bank she secretly controlled sci -gon commercial bank the country's fifth biggest lender taken out loans and cash over more than 10 years here we go web of shell companies amounting to a total of 44 billion there you go so I was off by 10 oh my god yeah I mean that's 27 billion with misappropriated 12 billion was judged to have been embezzled most serious financial crime which we sentenced to death Tuesday the court said there was no basis to reduce her sentence however she could still avoid the execution she returns nine billion three quarters of the 12 billion she embezzled that bench had so much money so much how are you going to get nine billion give her credit imagine embezzling nine billion and be like anymore yeah I mean three I mean that's so much money you could literally spend a hundred million dollars a year for the rest of your life yeah and you'd never run out of money with all the interests and everything coming in it's a thousand billion so you have 12 ,000 billion dollars yeah and you're still going yeah or 12 ,000 million dollars brother and you're still going yeah yeah I mean so much money you think she's gonna be able to get the nine bill back she's calling friends up they're going like we don't know you now because she had conspirators with her she had family and friends that were helping her and yeah look so there's 85 defendants were convicted her husband her niece they were given sentences but like yeah I mean her friends so everybody was getting a little taste it was a score fine yeah it was a nice score and to punch but to pull that off in communist Vietnam that I know they have a little bit of you know peria stroke a kind of mixed economy now but you got to give a credit as a woman that's achievement right there it is achievement I wonder how she got caught I wonder what was the what was the thing she fucked up on she probably bought it diamond ring you know those chicks like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah giant Rolls Royce yeah how do you drive who got caught crypto crystal a bunch of money from crypto and got caught something doing something down he was just spending on by lambo's but wasting all the money somebody just we mean what lambo's is how you're supposed to spend the money not getting on crypto yeah but he's still like if you make billions of dollars on on crypto and you don't have a lambo you're an asshole yeah somebody sent me an email the other day and said that they have like they hacked into my phone and computer and they have videos of me doing disgusting things and jerking off and all that and they said the only way that they can make it go away as if I and they gave me a link and they said I have to pay them in Bitcoin I have to pay them in all this Bitcoin so I was just like you know I mean I didn't obviously do it but I was just like show me the video yeah show it to me yeah I repose at this point as comic post yeah I would repose it with fucking links to my dates just I just wanted you see how wild this is the government does not publish how many people are on death row and Vietnam human rights groups say there's thousands it's a state secret speaking of crypto what's going on with that hawk tour chick she going to jail what happened now what happened to hawk too that's my girl well what did she do over 300 hours I think was that mean she went to sleep and she hasn't what did she just hasn't been on social media you mean so she's hiding a coin was launched with her meme and she was like the front of it I don't know the details is that a crime no no no the pump and dump might be the crime the the thing was there was an enormous amount of money that was put into this meme coin by all these people and then she or someone representing her side of it sold like instantaneously and made a huge score and then the coin was worth nothing so all those people that invested money like one guy invested a million dollars like imagine you like the hawk tour girl yeah that's a sound investment yeah that seems like a good place to put my nest egg yeah for sure lost money but there's it was definitely out of time to just troll and be like oh I'm such an idiot I lost 10 million dollars on this because I thought like people were trolling the whole movement of like being dumb and following hawk tour but some people did lose money I don't want is she actually going to go to jail for real is can they that who know can the SEC invest crypto like that I guess it's I guess they can now all right new and what she did well it's like what are the rules what are the rules in terms of like are you allowed to do that like is that on ethical but legal like are you allowed to have a meme coin and it gets to like a hundred million dollars you have a bunch of it if you're not allowed to do that what's the point down 50 million bucks right you do not have trust in the hawk tour coin if I sell it that's ridiculous that's on you that's on me I mean we did the smart thing right and I got out when I thought it was a good price yeah and I'm selling it to people they should take that and run with it and this will be the next currency of the world I imagine like to it you think idioticies if it's a documentary imagine the hawk tour girl it overcomes fucking what we fiat currency well have you ever seen how many coins there are how many crypto currencies and they had some of them have really funny names dude the one of them a problem one of them was called butt coin yeah I took 250 bucks and hawk tour girls I like how her name is just hawk tour girl yeah her name's ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha well yeah uh business partners are getting sued over the meme coin disaster okay the partners are doing it so it was probably some people she got invested and she probably doesn't understand all that stuff she's only 22 or something like that right it's probably the partners that went with her they pump and dumped on her and then she's left holding the bill because nobody knows who they are so scroll up I'm just guessing I don't know legal firm of burnwick laws filed the US federal lawsuit on behalf of the investors against the creators of the influencer pushed hawk to a meme coin which fell on its face in the hours following its launch Haley Welch who gained notoriety this year with the hawk tour girl following a viral interview about sexual technique facing a disastrous Solana meme coin launch at the start of the month not only did the price collapse by 93 % from a 490 million dollar peak holy shit 490 million dollar peak market cap for a hawk tour coin with a rug poll allegations quickly surfacing but a cluster of connected wallets holding 96 % of the supply led to further controversy the hate only increased when it was found that some of the wallets were selling quickly burwick law posted on twitter asking for hawk buyers impacted by the plunge step forward to create a potential lawsuit now two weeks later the lawsuit has been filed naming 12 American resident plaintiffs who claimed to have collectively suffered damages in excess of 151 thousand dollars and that weird like there's only 12 people and they've only lost 151 total what are how many people like all told invested in the hawk tour coin how many stone cold retards are out there roaming the world oh no but this is inspiring do should we do a history high heinous coin I'm telling you do it and then yeah no no no no don't listen to him yeah do it get it real high and then sell make the money yeah just fuck all those dummies that are buying your stupid fucking yeah yeah yeah we're announcing it right now the history high heinous coin will be available we're gonna launch this is how you do it yeah you can this is a win win for everybody you're gonna have a history of high heinous coin but the only way to purchase it is with the hawk right got it right smart the right so that way everybody's a winner everyone's a winner everybody's the one who makes a comeback yeah both of you grow the rising tide let's all both yeah we can finally get hawk tour in our show that way yeah this one viral this is a video of a kid he's in his house stream he was streaming this online he started a coin and then pumping look at his kid he's like 50 grand what happened he's pumping a dub in front everybody he's like he starts freaking out here as he watches it go up and he got to how quickly did he dump he dumps it into this video's a minute long he dumped it in the mini watching it go up right now wait what he just recognized how old is this kid I think what wait I'm so confused well it's new to you why is it new there's people watching this too let's see what other voices you're hearing he just like he just dumped it yeah so he has no ideas come in the cry what is a crime how does it work so how come Nancy Pelosi can make all that money everyone does that kind of stuff so I don't understand what the crimes are I don't understand I don't understand there's an SEC regulation against that yeah yeah look it up yeah what about like when Tom Brady and Larry David got in trouble for the FTX thing and they were just promoting doing a commercial how would they in trouble for promoting a coin well I never remains to be seen whether not to be charged or whether it be found guilty but how could they even be remote the one lost a bunch of money and they said Larry David I trusted you right you were promoting this thing that I think is good that's the reason why I've never promoted any of those because I've had offers to promote things like real money I'm not interested yeah I don't even understand it yeah if I don't understand it like you're selling what you're selling NFTs what does that mean it's a non -fundable token we're done I'm not saying right I'm not doing this right it's like too many fucking bros that are out there doing this that you know the Lambo drivers right this it's like a fuckery culture so do you understand crypto fully or is it still one of those things like I understand it yeah I understand it it's just like it's weird that anybody would invest actual real money in it I understand Bitcoin more than all the other ones but even Bitcoin is mysterious yeah there's a lot of weird I mean they don't even know who made it there's all these there's a whole documentary around Satoshi Nakamoto who's real the identity is yeah it's all controversial yeah that's weird you know the fact that there's a certain stable amount of them though that's encouraging you know that you can't make more of them okay but that's exactly what artists do to give their art value that's how you do you limit the supply and then know these only 10 original paintings and this is what I'm charging because there's only 10 prints of these and so you create the value by the scarcity right there's nothing mysterious about that sort of but it also limits the ability to add coins to it anytime you want and devalue it right right so that's what's more important than like making it scarce so people like it or it's it is weird that we we used to be on a gold standard and then now we're just on hard drives and we just sort of accept it and then the government like when they want to send money to Ukraine forget about the fact that we're trillions of dollars in debt they could just come up with a hundred and seventy nine billion dollars and ship it over to some country yay go have a good time right and you know there's wild reports about the amount of corruption that that this money is experiencing I mean this money has probably gone through more people's noses and you know and come out of more people's dicks like how much right where's this buddy go and it's so much there's no way it's 100 % efficient uh -uh yeah you have been pointing out of the world no I don't understand it so much like Joe I just don't yeah I just stay away yeah it's like when someone explains curling to me you know the sport curling sure I'm like I don't even when I get the rules I'm like I still don't understand what you know I was in Newfoundland I did a show up there once and the the place that was at was like a plate it wasn't like a theater and in this theater apparently they have like curling shows and so like and you're walking down the hallway in the back to before you go on stage there's always fucking photos of people curling and I just went out there and started shitting on curling like right away and they were so bummed out they're so bummed it's like it looks like the housekeeper Olympics yeah yeah they're just sweeping the ice dumb yeah it's such a dumb sport it's like bowling for retards right yeah it's like regular bowling is too complicated yeah right but they're good I mean there's people that are good at it well I don't know how you're good at it but I kind of get it because it's it's kind of like billiards right or pool you're rolling this thing you're trying to like just roll it just enough just this feel you get this feel to it you're just like let it go now all right let it slide sweep it sweep it sweep it get rid of the friction so that's what they're doing yeah friction yeah that's what sweeping they're trying to get rid of the friction right they only dust yeah yeah they don't need snow dust right it's stupid it's so stupid yeah let's do that but if you grow up and there's nothing to do and you suck at hockey yeah just curl you play that I guess it's the golfing of ice sports yeah right I wouldn't golfing way more complex yeah but I just mean like you don't need any real athletic talent to do it like how do you retire from golfing you golfing for golfing not really you definitely do for the drive you see these guys bodies yeah yeah but the coordination of your body to drive a golf ball Jamie's a nut he's a Jamie Towne how how much to say like there's guys that can better like paralyze I can still golf yeah I mean it's really like how do you golf with your mind I mean they can literally just swing an arm they're strapped into a contraption that sets them upright and points them around you see blind people golf I mean Nate Bargatsy golf he's good look at his body he's got but here's why I know what you're playing it to hit it for in the yards that's a hundred percent yeah you can't just accidentally do that yeah I mean even John daily you can say John Daly's fat and all that stuff but John Daly when you watch and move the efficiency yeah for some movements you know like we were talking about Marcon Marcon's a big guy but still fuck people up right it's still an athlete yeah sure like a lot of these fat golfers there's a thing they know how to do they whack that ball and and they know exactly how to fucking put a little spin on that motherfucker a little whist action on that difference between pro and being able to play the game is different right right right right some fat like you ever seen Bartolo Cologne the pitcher for the match no look at Google thought I was a Cologne you were doing Bartolo Cologne this guy's body look at Bartolo Cologne if you pull up Bartola B -A -R -T -O -L I mean look at this guy and he just threw me in the majors and he was just you know and and he was fun about he was fun about being fat he would sit in the locker room with no shirt on eating cheeseburgers nobody gave a shit me look at this look at that one with the helmet flying off his head well as long as you're good at that sport he was good and that sport is a sport that doesn't require endurance that's what's important no you don't have to do anything for a prolonged period of time no the furthest thing you have to do is run to a base yeah and if you got to run to all of them that's crazy what did you do generally if you're running to all of them you can kind of trot because you knocked it out of the park right what do you think the sport that requires the most endurance obviously not thinking about like long distance running because that's obvious but like you know what I think it is what I think hockey well soccer too yeah but the hockey you notice how those guys can only be on the ice for like two minutes and it's so hard to skate like that can't do it yeah good point good point soccer players stand the field the whole game yeah because they get the rest and slow down even the best Gratsky they can't two minutes two minutes they can't do it it's crazy it's crazy we have four lines I think yeah so when they go two minutes how much they take off for they go back I think it's like another minute or two but it's multiple lines like you know like they just constantly go on and off enough because they just can't because they have to continuously skate imagine when a hockey game would look like if they'd never let them use the bunch oh my god Larry's yeah people would drop that yeah they would just drop that yeah I would be wild I've ever seen hockey live in NHL that to me and besides MMA I saw an MMA fight once that was amazing and then second is NHL it's very fast NHL those guys on skates where you know the rules are not it's amazing it's a very very fast yeah yeah yeah it's crazy and the skill to be on skate I can barely skate at all I'm barely standing up yeah the fuck yeah and it's the only sport where you're allowed to fist fight in yeah 100 % yeah it's written into the rules it's a courage you're allowed to duke it out which is so crazy yeah that's the only one yeah because I think people don't really know where the puck is and so they're just everyone's just waiting around for a fight yeah yeah no I just grandfathered in the the punching each other has anyone ever seen a goal when it actually happened in real time it happens too fast that's why they have the siren on top of the goal well you know what I really like on TV where they have that circle over it so they know where the puck is at all times like yeah a lot of craziness happening yeah so like if you're watching a football if you're watching a football game from like the 30th row and you're looking down like what happened who's got the ball yeah like after you know after the ball gets hiked it's like who's who's where to go to go to him they're faking you out you don't know right unless you see the guys throw it yeah you don't know what's happening yeah and what about like old hockey goalies would do it with no helmet oh just get the puck and then we have oh you see those faces their way their faces you used to look yeah do you think those guys ever sat on the bench and talked about mental health nobody told them what it was yeah no no I don't think they ever talked about their mental health I think they had some struggles with it oh yeah taking a couple of shots to the head oh no question yeah I mean yeah of course of course I mean it doesn't be terrifying yeah that's what it is all the scars that he had on his face from his entire career Terry Saw Chuck that sounds like just a badass name yeah that is a face man look at that dude yeah that guy gets mad at you in the bar you're like just or by yeah I don't know yeah I don't know what I've seen some who do you think it's just oh Jesus look at his face oh yeah oh and you had a mask on it broke the mask yeah fuck this face up I mean yeah I mean they flick that thing it's so hard right at your face so fast yeah who's the scariest warrior like from history you would never want to go up against like would it be like you know like a wild Native American on the plains a guy from Jenkins con and Nazi who do you who would you be like shit this guy's going to fucking kill me it's gonna hurt the Vikings Vikings biggest and they were on mushrooms dude but is that true yeah I didn't know that those Iceland guys that win the world's strongest man competition all the time like those guys like the mountain from Game of Thrones what do you think that gene line came from Vikings 100 % those were the dudes that were in that fucking boat with a dragon head at the front and when they pulled up at your shore everybody just ran yeah it's it but can I just nominate someone yeah I think about I mean it's obviously not underrated because everyone knows about them but let's just talk about the record Alexander the great who led his troops undefeated in battle he's the Floyd Mayweather of generous undefeated record never lost a battle that's great that's true and conquered the known world at that time took down the mighty Persian Empire but if the Vikings were alive back then they might kill him and his little boyfriend too I did enough of them they killed each other a lot too unfortunately and they were civilized the Vikings too they wasn't well but you ever see the biological warfare when they would like to I read this thing when they would they would the rats on their boat when they were going to whatever wherever they were invading they would wait they would get look for infected rats somehow they knew they would like they would get close enough they would light their tails on fire and then shoot them into over the walls and then let the rats run around and infect people and bite people whatever and wait it out for like 40 days and just then go in when the town was all dying of some disease whoa that's another that's the fact the Vikings were they were brutal even they would even kill like the priests and the churches they would do bad stuff have you ever seen Alexander the greats ruins in Afghanistan in person dude I don't want to go to no one else go to Afghanistan that's the problem archaeologists can't go there study yeah but they have ancient Greek cities I know they look like like beautiful ancient Greek cities yeah right that are in the middle of Afghanistan that's sick my friend who served over there was telling me about it yeah he's like you go there you can't believe what you're seeing he had a bunch of pictures of it it's like this the craziest thing it's like you're in Athens so you're crazy the Greeks kind of nailed some stuff oh yeah my people kind of democracy really should read the immortality key I read that no it's Brian Murerescu he's a scholar who was studying the use of psychedelic drugs in ancient Greece for the illusinian mysteries where everybody would go to learn about democracy and like it was all they were all like tripping balls and they've found evidence now from these vessels these pottery vessels that inside these vessels they were drinking wine and but it wasn't wine the wine wasn't just by it wasn't just alcohol they would mix it with a bunch of different psychedelic compounds and one of them was Urgot so they found residue of Urgot which is a psychedelic that gives you like an LSD like experience so they were all drinking wine and tripping balls and figuring out democracy and you know like fucking the stars and constellations they were at their heads yeah you have to a birthplace of so much of Western society has come from that one spot once the last of you back down a little LSD it's been a long time yeah you think you'll bang it out again one day before you go I would like it to be legal before I admit to that all right all right this is what I think oh I thought LSD we have legal new new new new super illegal all right schedule one when I think when we realize the benefits of these things and hopefully it's within our lifetime especially for people that have PTSD like the soldiers that'll open the door for that and then they'll have clinics where regular people can use it and then they can get over a lot of the shit that people are struggling with there's a lot of people that could have a psychedelic experience and snap themselves back onto a better course life and if it's illegal that number of people is going to be very limited right but like all things it's going to have side effects this is the thing it's like there's no biological free lunch and if you're doing something that's blowing your brains out like LSD there's a certain amount of people who aren't coming back right right and that's real because there's a certain amount of people who have a very fragile grasp on reality as it is right you give that person nine grams of psilocybin mushrooms and you've got a real fucking problem they might not ever come back were you able to snap back quick you can snap back yeah it depends on what you're doing you know and when you're doing it what time in your life and how what the experience was like but it should be something that's controlled it should be something that where you have places you can go where they have a very strict protocol they measure your weight they know what the doses to give you you can do it in a calm and clean and safe setting regulated they have counselors they have people that understand you they screen you to make sure that you're not on a psych medications first that would interfere with it that's what we should have just like we have hospitals just like we have mental health institutes or so this should be psychedelic research centers that are connected to treatment facilities right there you go I want to do it I mean the ketamine that's what ketamine therapy is exactly exactly it's very psychedelic in fact john lily the guy who created a sensory deprivation tank that was his vibe he's to like to do ketamine in there he would do intramuscular ketamine so he would go into the the sensory deprivation tank and fucking bang himself with ketamine into the muscles because it would last a long time and just oh just fucking exist in his other dimension for hours at a time yeah that was his thing yeah yeah yeah I mean dude I got I want to should we should do a sensory deprivation tank together I have one here you have one here yeah do you want to hit it no oh yeah he won't do it see he gets a little I do scared stuff yeah yeah it's worth being scared yeah but that's not dangerous it's not scary like what whatever weird feelings you have if you can't handle it all you have to open the door and you're sober instantaneously right it's different than anything else right but if it was a drug if the sensory deprivation tank was a drug it would be a very psychedelic drug it was just a drug when you you lie in there in your eyes or wide open but it's pitch black and you're floating you're completely weightless if that was a drug it'd be a very popular drug now when you've done this stuff have most people seem to say their ego disappears over the horizon type of stuff they realize everything's connected have you had that experience you definitely realize everything's connected and your ego you realize is both protecting you and holding you back because your ego is like you need a little bit of ego if you want to make it in life because you need to have enough confidence in yourself that you ask the garada date that you're attracted to or that you chase the job that you want or that you like stand up for yourself when you feel like you're getting fucked over in a business deal like you need some egos you can't be completely selfless you're not gonna get anywhere but then you have to realize that that you're you're very fragile and your ego is protecting you from a lot of like true understanding of the life experience right you know and one of the most profound things that happens with psychedelic experiences is the complete dissolving of ego and then you kind of see yourself and everyone around you in a way more objective way and you realize like oh my god we're all energy like feeding off of each other and we're pretending that we're isolated and we're singular we're on our own that's like really ill people will tell you I don't have any friends I don't like people I don't want to be around people you know I don't you know if you've you've got a guy as a fighter pile is like I don't hang around with fire pilots like it's probably really depressed like something's wrong with them if you don't hang out with your peers if you're not you don't have friends you don't enjoy camaraderie and community you want to pretend that you're like this isolated like dark poet or something like that you're probably a very mentally ill it's probably something wrong with you well we're high hardwired social species one hundred percent and we enjoy each other's company yeah we we feed off of it it's the worst thing they can do for you in jail is put you in solitary confinement the worst thing they can do you're in a fucking you're in a giant cage filled with prisoners and rapists and murderers the worst thing that they can do is leave you alone well that's why I believe the internet's bad is because it's it's it's fake community right yeah right right and that's why people talk like a fake way right they don't talk like they would ever talk if they were right in front people right right right and that's why I think it's bad because it's messing with people's sense of what reality is yeah people are essentially disassociating when they're on there exactly right yeah exactly yeah and it's just it's a very shallow way to communicate and I think that if you do it like that all the time your ability to communicate normally and the ability to socialize and just have conversations with people it's severely stunted you know like you don't flex that you don't you don't use that muscle and it atrophies just like everything else right yeah just there's so many kids that are like completely socially disconnected other than the internet which keeps them connected so they're socially connected through technology but completely disconnected through like human touch being around people fun conversation adventure doing fun things yeah it just exists in the same area and just get as much coming through the screen as they can yeah and it's crazy it's fake it's not real yeah that's what's troubling and that's what I worry about my kids I go right I want them to have human connection long conversations experience people's energy looking at someone in the eyes is everything yeah you know feeling someone's energy like you said it's like you don't feel anything the problem also with kids is even when they're together they're on their phones all the time that's a problem yeah yeah and this is one thing about podcasts that's fucking amazing because podcasts are one of the rare times in my life or for three hours I have no phone yeah for three hours unless I'm checking something or sending Jamie something I don't and the people listening are also doing the same thing they're connecting to you without doing that yeah they're just connecting to hearing yeah right they're it's like a radio long radio show they're not like beautiful flipping through scrolling scrolling scrolling talking to other people and they're talking back and everyone's pretending like there's somebody else and catfishing each other that's why I always used to like planes back in the day before Wi -Fi came around because when you were on a plane if you didn't have a movie to watch or something like that you just had to sit in that seat and when you just sit in that seat and you know you can't go anywhere I would get my best writing done right my best writing because I like forced to write do I'm forced there's no Wi -Fi have you ever tried to go to the bathroom without your phone though oh it's hard I can't even see my my it doesn't even work possible yeah my to choose her muscle or whatever that muscle is that pushes out your pee it won't come out if I got a poop read bad and I only got like one percent I will go plug it in and hold my shit until I get enough to shit through yeah I can't do it that's why I think that's why I think there's a I bet you there's a spike in anxiety when we ask or people ask to have there I have to have their phones put away at a comedy show or a music show or whatever I bet you their anxiety goes through the roof because they're like I can't you know oh people complain all it's the best thing and you do that at the mothership right yeah it's the best it's the best thing it's better for everybody too it's better for the audience member it's better for you it's better for everybody yeah yeah if you guys if you were going to get eaten by would you would you would you would you rather be an animal or a human yeah you have to get eaten an animal you don't want accountable you don't want some guy no one is eating me yeah you don't want him to have that that's interesting yeah fuck that yeah yeah alligator crowd quick it would be quick what a hippo hippo snap you in half you'd be dead in seconds down you right yeah they just rip you apart you don't want hyenas teacher no you do not want that because what do they do they eat from the bat because they have no concern about putting you down killing you like a tiger you know a cat will kill you yeah make sure you're dead before it eats you hyenas just start eating yeah same as bears yeah they're just starting to just start eating wolves just start eating yeah yeah don't hyenas then throw up the food and then eat their puke yeah they got something the only animal story yeah they're the only animal that eats the full bone only animal on the planet that eat pulverizes the bone their jaw strength is such that they pulverize the bone and consume the bone as well so when they're done there's no carcass they're the fucking best animal on the planet they got pseudo penises they're transgender they're fucking wild the women are bigger than the men I loved your bit about it they smell too bad and we started the podcast because hyenas have always been my favorite animal and we both loved history and so we just combine those two things but hyenas are hilarious dude what was it I didn't mean us I didn't hear it was great it was a long bit oh yeah okay it's a good thing it's basically about the their matriarchal power structure why that's bad yeah right well it's also they had to do that because male hyenas are such cunts they probably eat the babies yeah yeah they're monsters it's up but they they they're like a medium -sized animal in the world of things way bigger than them yeah so they're living around lions they get it done they use they use they use numbers they confuse you their opportunity killers they love to kill to steal kills that last thing is real that tackle yeah and then they don't think really know what it is either they don't actually know what exactly yeah so they're having a good time yeah they're just having fun the fucking brood lions are like these fucking hyenas again dude yeah I mean the hyenas just boil fun they show up and you're like these fuck you ever see when like a cheetah works so hard yeah because cheetahs fail all the time and then they finally get a kill and then you just hear that get get get you just hear that and then cheetahs probably going mother fucker and they just come and they just steal it yeah whole area when you think about it is like the proving ground for like biological life yeah like how are you going to keep the populations in order how you gonna make sure the predators don't get out of hand how you want make sure that the the hyenas always have to worry about the male lines look at that face yeah look at that face yeah that face is so crazy yeah I don't want to get by that washing jaw muscles yeah I think oh my god look at that face yeah that's so nuts imagine that's the last thing you see before you get eaten yeah I don't know why they're funny to be yeah how many people get died from hyenas every day eat a lot of people do they remember that picture that we saw of a hyena it's got an elephant's foot and it's mouth yeah yeah it's just wondering that was fucking monster that was actually our first logo we put our faces on that and then we tried to sell merch at it and people like I'm not buying this bloody hyena yeah it's not our picture to sell Jamie how many people die from hyenas every year hippos killed the most people in Africa right do they yeah I believe so I believe hippos they're responsible for the most deaths and what do they like is there a village or something that like lives close to the hippos in Africa fuck around and you get in the water near hippos you ever see the hippos chasing boats yeah they're chasing boats there's like a fucking submarine super territorial yeah they're rough man yeah you think of him as hungry hungry hippo yeah well that we make the most monstrous animals the cutest polar bears hippos yeah yeah yogi yeah yeah every kid is a teddy bear you're like you don't want to be the tiger yeah yeah yeah tiger how many people every year die let's take a guess before we find out how many people die from hyenas and ready for this I'm gonna say I'm gonna say that I think in the world while uh 50 people die of hyenas and I think 75 die of cannibals whoa that's what I think more people get eaten by other people than hyenas wow 1575 is my guessy way how would you you'd have to count into places where people do it for revenge too like Haiti right people for fun yeah that's what I'm saying that counts pop on New Guinea yeah yeah um how many I think there's a very low number of cannibals every year or people get eaten by cannibals I would say it's less than 20 people eating by kid is my guess and maybe 75 people every year die from hyenas I'm gonna go 800 to a thousand hyenas on the whole continent uh Saranguetti yeah I mean Africa yeah I'm gonna go every year thousand yeah what about cannibals cannibals I think is a lot higher I mean how are we ever gonna get that number nobody eats somebody and then goes and reports yeah so that's impossible no right but I think hyenas you can track and I think they probably get hundreds but ask google because google tells you the truth tracks that it's not many yeah I bet it's not that many where we go oh I was gonna find a good answer I didn't took me a lot of fine answer I found one story where a guy was killed by some that said it was the 60th in that year but I didn't know what year it was 60th high hyena accountable hyena death I was 50 person killed by hyenas okay yeah this 1998 to 99 50 people were attacked by hyenas with 35 being children 12 people killed only 12 killed I don't want yeah I'm not seeing a ton is a good answer so is wrong if you're in that part of the world you better be packing everywhere you go yeah we need a bulletproof vest shotgun big bowie knife fucking everything yeah you're walking around a hyena country but it'd be ready to spray yeah this their attacks are actually kind of rare oh hyena attacks there who gets people the most over their hippos lions maybe oh hippos he said yeah I think hippos yeah I think hippos are responsible for the most deaths in Africa every year but you know who really is responsible for the most deaths in Africa humans mosquitoes oh yeah yeah which is so crazy they've killed half of all the people that have ever died yeah mosquitoes have right yeah mosquitoes have killed half of the people that have ever died it's crazy malaria yeah the most dangerous animal on the planet it makes you think like is this our planters that they are planet yeah hippopotamus animal that kills the most people in Africa with an estimated 500 deaths per year fuck 500 people get hippoed every year 20 miles an hour they can run yeah that's real shit oh it's real shit if you have a bad knee you're in real trouble yeah uh cape buffalo they kill a bunch of people every year puff atter okay snake snake I would snake make sense how many people do you think die from African African lions I every year I was thinking it was gonna be a lot like a hundred but I guess I'm wrong well if hippos are 500 it can't be a hundred like let's just guess how many people die from lions if he is you're I'm gonna say 18 18 from yeah because yeah more people die from hyenas than lions yeah yeah I think so well that was like in the 80s it was only 12 people died but who's getting close to the lions like this asshole yeah well they also live out there I mean they did a lot of tribes like live out there they're close by there's a tribe there's a village in Africa I saw it was on that geo that hyenas come in and get fed there yeah hyenas walk into you saw that right where they they actually feed so they have a deal and actually they believe helps keep them safe because the hyenas no they don't have to kill anyone they'll just get the food yeah these are these are coffee oh nice breakers yeah um I think uh that's probably smart like make friends with the hyenas why not you know they understand keep them as pets you ever see the dudes walk around with them with chains on the wild yeah that's a gangster movie walking around with a fucking hyenas yeah they're big too dude if we ever do like what's a hyena like a buck 50 so they're like a mastiff looking so it's kind of like probably German shepherd or mastiff look bigger than a shepherd right probably I don't know because they're like they're like they're like why they're not that like they're kind of compact so I don't know I don't know what they're like can you get them in the US you can't get no eating in here right maybe get them in Texas yeah or Florida Texas has a lot of shit here like could you bring one out on stage on a show like if you've got clearance if you get a new jet Ted Nuget and Texas could bring hyenas on stage you'll bring one out you used to ride a buffalo and he was on stage you ever see that yeah you never see Ted Nuget riding a buffalo no he would he had a buffalo that he could ride and he would ride it on stage and like he's doing a show and he's on a fucking buffalo in front of all these people you know Ted Nuget is the only guy who I've ever heard who made me understand meat eating and how it's no less moral than he's the only guy who made it makes sense to say he goes oh you think you're a good person because you're all needing the vegetables and then he talked about how many animals have to be killed in order to keep those vegetables from being eaten by other animals right yeah his son owns a bar on Staten Island and I didn't know and he was like yeah my rock oh it was the kid didn't know he was his son yes yeah yeah Ted that he didn't know was his son yeah Ted Jr.

2:09:36and he was like yeah Ted Nuget's my pop he's a really cool guy and I was like oh shit yeah he was like yeah dude it's pretty fucking why but you ever hear him explain that and I was like oh yeah oh he did is that what it was from yeah oh my god I was like oh yeah yeah that's right yeah and I was like oh my god like nobody ever thinks of that what is Ted Nuget's favorite what is he was he a politician what was Ted Nuget's stranglehold son you don't you know you never heard no stranglehold you never heard that sorry no here come again now baby you don't know that song oh oh my god you know it play stranglehold yeah I'm sorry so he was one of the greatest guitar riffs in all of Rock and Roll I'm gonna be honest if I know it come on son

2:10:27so far it's not ringing about hold up it's just picking up son here we go

2:10:40you know what no you don't dare you hold up I don't think so

2:10:53I've heard this song yes yeah now I've heard that part hold up yeah that's me by the cram and I'll be there I'm like a time to sleep now I've been so long you know I'm here to say come to you in a stranglehold baby you best get out of the way this is a huge huge hit I don't I don't know it who's the best guitarist of all time Hendrix Billy right now Hendrix hold up all right we're good stranglehold yeah so he's a big position cat scratch fever another big song okay I had a bunch of good songs yeah but then what happened then he got into politics and well he's just uh he's a bow hunter and like very vocal about you know social issues and kind of a kind of a maniac right yeah it's kind of a nutty dude but it's fun yeah so then how does he have a son in Staten Island that I know well how does the son you know I think he didn't know it was his son right it was one of those deals but they're club but there's another son son Rocco that I've met right um he said he's a fun guy I like it's a powerful name I don't agree with everything he says but that's the case with a lot of people yeah yeah teach their own I think Hendrix is the greatest right when he comes to guitarist because Hendrix changed songs with his guitar like Eric Clapton famously when he saw Hendrix play for the first time it's like what am I doing why am I even doing is Eric Clapton right Eric Clapton Layla down down down I mean he was amazing how about Billy Ray Vaughn though Stevie Ray Vaughn sorry Stevie Ray Vaughn Jesus Christ yeah Stevie Ray 10 Pan Alley amazing yeah he used to play at our club yeah I can't believe this is Billy Ray Vaughn I got him confused with that Billy Ray Cyrus don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart yeah Jesus Christ um 10 Alley's one of my favorite songs have you ever seen in the corridor of the when you're going on stage at the mother ship those photos of Steve Ray Vaughn those are him on stage at the Ritz oh crazy 1983 wow yeah he performed there a bunch of times yeah Willie Nelson performed there crazy yeah that place has some history oh you could feel it yeah it's burned in there yeah I brought in ghost hunters to check it out Sam and Colby brought in ghost hunters did they find it I don't know yeah that's fun yeah it's fun yeah I don't know what's real yeah but someone was murdered there someone was definitely shot there I think in the 70s right we were in person he used to be a Newtie movie theater and it was a pool hall so it was like a Newtie movie theater a pool hall it was a punk rock club there's like a lot of history in there right people of the night in there a do you think it's possible that was built on an indial buried ground indian burial ground so much better that you fuck that up you know there used to be a swastika on the wall oh yeah yeah so we when we tore down so there's like you know car you know wallboard and you tear it on the wallboard you get to the raw brick and in the raw brick there's a fucking swastika on the wall and we're like this is crazy and so while we're building the place up you know I come in like four months later I'm like hey guys why is the fucking swastika still here like we're gonna open you gotta get rid of the swastika so they tell one of the construction guys to take off the paint where the swastika is and so you know what he does he takes it off in the shape of the swastika so he cleans so now it's brighter now it's like right white oh my god it's still a fucking swastika get it off the wall and what was it the swastika from like the Hindu symbol before yeah oh no no no it was probably from the punk rock days somebody probably thought they were being cram back and fucking right yeah probably someone being a rebel rebel and they threw it up yeah they threw it up they painted it on the wall and it stayed there wow yeah that they never cleaned it up like this is so crazy that reminds me of the old punchline in Atlanta that had the Vince champ this is red hot red hot chili peppers oh wow just fully naked on stage yeah with socks over the decks remember oh yeah yeah they used to do that that's a good move back then yeah you get away with that you show your pubes why not have your balls in your pack with a sock go it up pack they got good bodies nice lean bonds yeah that's still going I saw a thing that said like hunter gatherers what their bodies not only the flexibility they had is unmatched but they actually had bigger brains you ever see this that they actually think that they were smarter than us they had bigger heads and bigger brains well they probably had a process a lot of things it's like what is smart is it smart to just be able to use chat GPT and find answers to things or is it smart to have to figure stuff out about nature to stay alive right you know there's different kinds of intelligence if you take like the smartest guy ever and you let him loose in the Amazon how long is he gonna live he's not gonna live long it's not gonna make it hunter gatherers generally had larger brains compared to later human populations as the demands of their lifestyle including complex foraging strategies and navigating diverse environments likely put selective pressure on the evolution of larger brain capacity for problem solving and planning that makes sense yeah expensive tissue hypothesis interesting which suggests that a diet rich in meat allowed for the energy expenditure needed to maintain a larger brain did you see those you know they found a new population of humans that existed as recently as I think a hundred thousand years ago but they found them in China and they have much larger heads really yeah they found out like they thought they were Denis Sovens I think at one point in time which also is fairly new discovery they found Denis Sovens 2010 but this is another one this is another new species of human being that they studied that they found rather when they had large heads it would haven't they found like 12 like 11 different hominids now it's like this quite a few yeah it's quite a few you know including the really controversial ones like homofluoriansis or florey essesis what was that one that's the hot people yeah Island of Flores there were little tiny three squeaks little squeaks little twinks late 1970s yeah there it is homo juliecess julieensis fossils began of belonging to 16 individuals were found at two different locations in China they appeared to belong to unique species thousands of artifacts stone tools and animal bones this one is the larger headed one is that the same one is that it because it says in the late 70s fossils I think this is um large I know I have a photo of it here I'll send it to where's my phone I know I have I saved it because I wanted to look at yeah dragon man that's it newly complete skull discovered in china in 1930s a basis for the proposed new human species homo longi that's it known as dragon man skulls found in 33 Shanghua river in harbing China where bridge was being built okay so skull is a combination of ancient and modern features including a large brain similar to modern humans in the end of thaws a low forehead oh this is it but how do they know that these are couldn't just be like a weird -looking kid like if me and y 'all know we're laying down you found our skeletons you would think we might be different types of species I mean he's got a peanut head and I have a head like a crow magnum good point right yeah shack buried right next to him yeah yeah it could just be different people yeah yeah that is good point you want to talk about fumes these kids definitely have fumes in the end of all oh my god yeah big time yeah here here Jamie I think this is a different thing I'm gonna send it to you right now miss a title I just saved it on my phone so I could look at it later cuz I didn't really look at it too much right but they keep finding these new versions of humans right so it's like how many of them were there and why did we succeed like what what was so great about I think we were a bit most vicious right we just killed off the other ones dogs you think dogs dogs that's the end yeah yeah you're a hundred percent positive my street smart says it science says it like it's it's it's it's nation you know in the understanding of how but it's pretty solid that that's what gave us the the edge we domesticated dogs we teamed up with dogs and we had a symbiotic relationship and we were able to protect ourselves better and so this is it large head people mysterious new form of ancient human emerges this is it so provocative new piece in nature as proposed a whole new group of ancient humans cousins of the Denisovans and neanderthals that once lived alongside homo sapiens in eastern Asia more than a hundred thousand years ago brains these extinct humans who probably hunted horses in small groups were much bigger than any other hominin of their time including our own species this is it the large head people yeah so that's it it is that name though oh no no in the past it says some science have attributed to it um but that's not what they're saying so they think it's a different Denisovans is what says some scientists have attributed the jeweler and fossils to Denisovans right right whatever but one step to song is there that went in the past so now they think it's a totally different thing right I don't know people ate horses oh yeah is every animal been eaten oh a lot of people eat horses yeah yeah stuff caught rock when off the number one contender in the welterweight division says it's his favorite food horse meat yeah he's from Kazakhstan he's right sources and he eats horses so he's like I love horse he loves him all the way you ever tried it yeah I've had a horse good I had it in Montreal there's a there's a restaurant in Montreal one of the best restaurants in the world shout out to Joe beef of course oh yeah Joe Beatable plays and we went there already and I we had I don't want to dunk it too we had horse tartar and we had horse loin and it was good fucking really good it's it's game it's like wild game it's like eating an antelope or eating an elk right it's real similar it's not bad yeah but I remember it was on all in the family when the the bunkers were poor you know they weren't doing so well and Edith went to the store and she bought horse meat and she served it to Archie and it was like a big deal it's like I didn't hear it's like a real problem in the family that she fed him horse yeah but they were so poor they didn't have any meat yeah well I I just feel bad for horses I mean they lug us around for you know they're also very sweet yeah they're connected to people I can't you can get connected to a horse yeah I can't I can't I can't eat horses I can't eat dogs I just can't do it can't do it yeah dogs get getting in a lot of fortune right I mean dogs and humans are connected genetically I think so too I think there's a place in our brain that kind of matches up with them and like yeah we revolve together something something's up it's magical yeah my dogs he's a part of my family yeah yes I'm connected to that dog yeah me too see I don't want a dog but maybe I should get a dog oh they're just do it dogs are great but you're a weirdo you're probably give him away I would I would I probably said I can't take it anymore so I gave it to this Puerto Rican family I did raise it to be an attack dog and I feel bad now he's attacking people I would I would I I gotta do that I'm talking dream house you got rid of the soul city like a retard like a fucking retard now I and now I bought one that was too expensive because Chachi BT told me to why didn't you try to buy your old house back because I did and they won't sell it they won't sell it the guys won't sell it but what can I do what can you do nothing I gotta do that anymore don't call him now when you have like him and I talk about it he's a much more logical person he is he is his brain he's he's more he's more kind of a controlled than me I go a little wild and he kind of keeps me back well I mean you some I'm not gonna say I said it but I don't know how controlled and but it was bought by Muslim family a Palestinian family on a family on October 8th yeah so after October 7th the next day is when we sold October 8th and my uh that October 8th that October 8th they put Palestinians moved in October 8th or they move quick quick yeah they came right in I see the riding on the wall well they they see that they end up they see that they're in a place where they can accomplish it so they're like we can actually live there yep and they just do it so they moved in big and uh yeah and my neighbors were uh kind of mad that we just picked up and left but what can you do I have to go I have to move the you didn't have to no you should have called somebody that's the time you should call me well now I'll know now I know yeah please do I'll be like what the fuck are you talking you know you're like you're right you're right yeah right as soon as we get back as soon as we get out of here I'm gonna call my account and see if we can uh we send that offer or we locked in legally I just found out that should be teased liar you get panicky oh yeah you get real panic so like you yet you still do these I still do because I think I don't do drugs so I think I get and and so this is again my father was a compulsive gambler and told me never to gamble so I thought I escaped because I don't know anything about cards and sports gambling I don't know anything about it you do it with life choices yes which is kind of a little riskier a lot of people do yep I get a life choice gamblers out there yeah but now I'm looking for peace I'm looking for my path to peace so I'm trying to just you know be peace radical accept radical accept this being friendly with my present being gentle with life we're trying we're trying baby yeah scary scary run mountains or something that's what I tried to but I got a bad Achilles I know but I've been trying for straws your Achilles I don't know man it's good well I have 10 denosis in the Achilles and they did the x -ray and they see some scar tissue in there so they actually told me once she gets stem cells they well I can't get him in New York Academy here here I'll come down here they told me PRP that'll help to spin the blood yeah yeah yeah platelet rich plasma yeah I'll do that yeah but you should get stem cells why are you here how long you in town for I go home tonight damn but I can come back okay come back all right are you booked at the club anytime uh no just come back and when you come back we'll set it up do you go waste well before okay yeah yeah I'll get a little stuff because uh buddy mine my friend Evan had a fucked up Achilles it was bothering him for years yeah yeah he got stem cell event gone pain really yeah it's bothering for years that's me I've been two years with this I have a I have a growth on the back of my heel oh from the bone yeah like the bones part it irritated yeah yeah yeah and I and it's all fucked up but I do have a clean colon I had two polyps but under three centimeters were good to go baby congratulations clean ass so to see we got our colonoscopies a month apart everyone should get a colonoscopy starting at 40 everyone should get it it's on the rise it you know what you really do you could do uh a comprehensive blood screen to test you for all cancers not just asshole cancer or they have that now it's a lot easier and it's better you never did colonoscopy I had one months right hold there you bring it up why what's wrong with it nothing I think I didn't wake up that hard yeah I think that if you go I didn't have a colonoscopy no I had an exam were they go in there with their fingers I didn't go in there with the one they didn't put the scope in there no he woke up during his because you liked it I woke up I wasn't even hard I'm not even fucking around I woke up it I woke up in the middle of it because I just you know something was in my ass I woke up yeah I woke up I I went Mateo but they can screen you with this uh I forget what it's called they do that at ways to well too they they send it off to a lab they take your blood and they screen you for like a hundred kinds of cancer right that's good yeah yeah they got the full body scans now too they're trying to attach there was some paper that I was reading that was trying to attach cooking oils with cancer specific kinds of cooking oils and colon cancer yeah so particularly specific types of seed oils that people things are cooked in and the prevalence of that and the human diet and how it's contributing to cancer yeah while in cancers on the rise yeah why is this stuff not available in New York why can you only do this kind of stuff in Texas you could you could do it in New York I guarantee you just don't know the right people right guarantee you probably can't do stem cells to the extent it's like there's not a lot of these clinics because of a lot of FDA regulations and the way they were Utah's a really good state for it they have like much looser regulations right but a lot of people wind up going to Mexico there's a place in Mexico they're called the CPI cellular performance institute a lot of UFC fighters go there because they have an arrangement with the UFC we could do wild shit down in Mexico that's what Aaron Rogers did right with his Achilles he went down they got the stem cells he's good to go yep yep yeah he actually got treated here he got treated it waist well right Aaron Rogers did yeah especially just go yeah you definitely should if I had known that you had that issue I would have gotten you in early this morning oh thank you yeah fuck I'll come back yeah we just Ron white actually just went and he heard himself doing yoga and he fucked up his ankle they just treated him and now he's good well he just got it yesterday it's gonna take a while for it's better right but it will get you better a lot quicker than not having it that's for sure yeah you know I know a lot of people that have had like pretty serious issues cleared up like torn Achilles torn torn ligaments long it's not fully torn no no then you definitely need surgery you know Achilles is a bad one because it's like God it's like there's so much torque on that when you're moving yeah they've got to screw it back down to your bone that's got a heel and make sure you strengthen it enough before you start using it so you have to be real diligent about your rehab like look how long it took Aaron Rogers and he has stated the art access to ways to well and he used to way ahead of the curve way ahead of what it takes most people do but even then he couldn't really play play yeah that year he had to wait until it was you know like the next season yeah does used to be like career ending yep yeah yeah it's good how there is I got yeah I got a yeah because I've been doing like calf exercises and like strengthening all around and it's just like a year and a half I'm like dude there's the pain is still there if I explode too much so but it's also I mean what am I gonna do I got horrific feet Joe my feet are horrific my toes crossover I have no arches I have feet that look like they should be shoved into high heels and that's what you ever work out with barefoot shoes you know those like weight malice like they have to custom make them for his feet yeah we put their toe into each individual wall no no I don't mean that yeah you can get those two those are like the the barefoot shoes those are those help yeah those are okay those are good the toe shoes I used to have those but the ones I really like are they have a wide toe box or your feet spread out and there's very minimal amount of soul just to kind of protect you from sharp things you stand on but it allows your toes to move as individual units so a regular shoe acts as like a cast like if you have like a thick sold boot and like a hard surface your foot sits on it's like a cast so your toes aren't really working your legs are picking it up but your foot your foot is basically atrophying inside that and then if you work out barefoot and especially if you work out and what you do something explosive like jumping and stuff with barefoot then you're using your feet the way they're supposed to be used for all the muscle strength and a lot of people have very very weak feet yeah I can't even move my toes individually like if you like Chris move your toe I'll go I can't do this not can't do it wow that's crazy it's I mean yeah it's like you know it's horrible you should probably take care of that before it gets bad see yeah it's the only thing and if go ahead ask me to move my toe say move my toe say Chris move your toe somebody say move your toe yeah basketball feet like I do yeah that's all I could do you say bronze feet are like that too just play a lot of basketball I did yeah maybe that's it I did maybe it's all that like smushing in the shoe it could be is that what it is Jamie yeah definitely like I had to wear extra pairs of socks every like up until I put that fucking hoof back in no good right but then you see on the ankle here I got up a little bony yeah that's where it's fucked up but I do have good hamstring flex building up head that's not bad congratulations on that thank you sir the bronze reader evil looking yeah he hasn't been playing right did he come back hitting him back he dismissed two games oh he's coming back what happened yeah did we hurt whatever who knows he needed to get time time time to get his body oh that's right the meant yeah yeah time out what who knows who knows everybody and anybody who takes that of anything now people like diddy does everyone press the link at the party yeah crazy dude yeah imagine like him regretting saying there's just yeah yeah oh yeah wow just smashed up pinkie toe his brood smoke boxers have feet like that too feet off fucked up brutal man imagine how many you think about kickboxers how many elbows they've kicked like John Jones can't even fight unless he has his big toe on his left foot taped to his next toe he has to have it taped up because he tore his toe completely upside down when he was beaten up chale son and yeah and he didn't realize it until I was interviewing him after the fight and he looks down season toes like oh he freaks out and he has to sit down the adrenaline he didn't even feel it didn't even feel it his toe was upside down like bottom of his toe was facing up wow it was horrible I I would probably say one -on -one him anyone in history just just because of how skilled he is that's what his foot looked like oh my god yeah bro you that was crazy so you noticed it first though no I think he did I think he noticed I think he looked oh god yeah it destroyed his toe so what happened it twisted all the way around it that's from the force of beating the fuck out of chale son and that's what that's from like a ground in pound when he had him on the ground just smashing down on him jeez somebody isolated the moment his toe curls over you can see it in like the replay yeah the moment his toe just the amount of torque he was putting on to try to kill chale son and is he doing praoria or ask ask penational yeah I think it's going to be aspirin all I think they're trying to come to some sort of an agreement that the rumor is that he wants 30 million dollars and you know that UFC's going to pay it hopefully I hope they pay I agree with him though him and praoria would be the praerer praerer yeah sorry would be the fight everyone wants to say yeah perhaps because he's been so dominant that yeah perhaps I mean if it's going to happen they're both 37 it should probably happen soon um but john is you know the heavyweight champion in the world and praerer has challengers in the light heavyweight division especially uncle i of he's supposed to be fighting uncle i of uncle i of his fucking very dangerous and he's I think he's the number one contender and he's been on a winning streak for a long last time he's only got one draw and that was to uh yarn bohovich who was the former champion so he's like at the top of the heap and he's been waiting for a title shot for a long time but he's been talking a lot of shit and Alex doesn't like that he talks shit yeah so he's like fuck him making weight yeah and so uh I think Alex just said that he's going to fight in march and that he's not going to fight uncle i of because if he's fighting in march when is Ramadan you're asking the wrong guy you know I don't know i'm not going to be yeah i know what i thought you would know he's even i think it's in the sun it's in number 28 so he wouldn't be able to fight uncle i wouldn't be able to fight in march because if it's like march third and he's got to go through the entire month of Ramadan preparing for a world title fight whatever 28th and it ends Saturday march 29th see that's exactly during the time period where um he's going to fight and with Ramadan for the whole month you can only drink water no no no you can't you can you you definitely can drink water and you can eat food but you can only do it after sundown so uh blah Muhammad who's the UFC welterweight champion he observes Ramadan and he was training and fighting while you know like he'd have to take a fight during Ramadan so what he would do is he would get up at like 4 30 in the morning before it was dark out before it was light out rather and he'd have a big meal and then he would go to the gym and uh then he would have no water at the gym nothing and then at the end of the day and also he also didn't sleep during the day like a lot of them like they're they're hack of that as they just sleep during the day and train and eat at night but he said that if you do that then you miss out on the religious suffering which he thinks is very important for Ramadan so he would do it the way you're supposed to do it where he worked out with no water trained and then he would finally get to the nighttime session he'd be able to eat and then have a nighttime training session like a little later than normal and so that's how he would do his day well that's why these dudes are dominating they're just tougher just a point he started working with the daggers standing guys right and the night he just turned into a beast well that those guys are hard fucking core yeah they they want no distractions no women no bullshit get off your phone let's go to work they're probably not jerking off if we're being honest probably they they keep fueled they keep loaded up yeah people loaded glue gun yeah yeah yeah that's it's something about having a loaded glue gun right when you're going into the ring you want to be glued up full of glue some people believe that yeah the some people believe that you're not supposed to ejaculate within a couple weeks of a big fight didn't you not masturbate out of respected 9 -11 that's true first I well I wanted to go until until we found bin Laden the perpetrator but obviously that was too long but I did go until October 1st from 9 -11 to October 1 I said as a my respect back to this country and patriotism I'm not going to glue at all until we get out of this month of September didn't Louis have a joke about it he waited until the second power fell probably he jerked off it's funny yeah I think it was a joke he didn't make it until the second power fell yeah dude I remember they was like a vigil like on September 18th or whatever like a week later in like my neighborhood and I was I was playing basketball as a basketball player and I was playing in the park and I remember when I left everyone was just standing outside their house with like American flags and candles and I wouldn't dribble my basketball because I was like I think like a sound or any type of dribble of a ball disrespectful and then and then a guy gave me a flag like as I was walking as if to say take one of these as you're walking home and I just walked with that flag I love our fucking country big Joe yeah I just love it and I hate when people talk shit about it yeah well get ready yeah we got some we got some drones listen to joy read yeah yeah we should try to swap those things out of the air what do you think they are if you had a guess I think they are I was joking about the AI thing I think they're Chinese mm -hmm yeah I don't want to say this on such a big pocket I I'm available to the CCP for whatever they need me to do yeah distributional do it I think that they are sniffing the radiation I think that that's the most plausible that I don't know if they know about it if not but I think they're probably looking for radiation I don't know that a nuke's necessarily going off but I think that's probably what it is if I had to just guess if I really had to guess well I think they'd be launched from submarines underwater yes well that's what's crazy is like if that's the case how many submarines and how big of these submarines because these things are size of an SUV and some of them were coming from some like untrackable distance offshore 50 plus miles offshore and they're the size of an SUV and they can stay in the air for five hours so what's the power source and then the other problem is they're not they don't exhibit a heat signature like a regular drone does so did they have some sort of cooling is that why they can't track them yeah they're having a hard time tracking them because of that like they're having a hard time tracking them with infrared they don't know why they can stay in the sky for five hours at a time Ryan Graves who's a fighter pilot was on the other day and he was explaining to us like there's certain aspects to some of these drones that are above state of the art they're doing things that we can't do the big one is the flying for that many hours that's that's crazy the heat signature part that's crazy they all the jammers and all different things they try to do to find the signal it's on none of that what does he think it was like I don't they just knock one out of the air that's a good question that's what makes me skeptical to think that does he does he think it's government I sent you something earlier today Jamie that I knew this subject was going to come up about it uh I don't know it's also some stuff like is it real I don't know if it's real I don't know what we're looking at but there's some stuff like these orbs that they're filming oh yeah and they've zoomed in on them and you look at the zoomed in version of you like what the fuck is that like what is that kind of thing is we don't just don't know if it's real and uh FAA bands drones in parts of New Jersey threatens deadly force for imminent security threat these areas have all now been deemed national defense airspace the aviation administration issued bans on flying drones in multiple cities across New Jersey including several in our area due to security reasons these areas are all now considered national defense airspace here's a map of those sites the city of Kandin Gloucester city Winsletownship, Evesham, Hancock's Bridge in Lower Alloys Township in Salem County, West Hampton, Burlington and Hamilton on manned aircraft are not allowed in those areas through January 17th unless approved by the federal government the FAA says pilots who violate the airspace meaning pilots on the ground as well may be detained and interviewed by law enforcement the agency warns that the US government may use deadly force against drones it deems an imminent threat these restrictions come just days after the FBI released a joint government statement saying most of the reported drone sightings were just airplanes man drones and stars in the sky shut the fuck up this shut up so that listen Donald Trump is not giving press conferences about airplanes and stars in the sky right do you don't think that he knows something more than that I was going to ask do you think he knows that he's not staying at his golf course he wouldn't go to his golf course because they were hovering over the golf course there's a real problem it's this is this gas lighting is not helping anybody do you think it just goes out of the news one day or we will get an answer as the public I don't know you know I would never have that gas that it would be this big of a deal for so long right how long has it been going on since not early november mid november I think they see yeah around Thanksgiving and it's been the same isn't it been like the same type of year same time a year like for a couple of years this has been happening not like this it's never got like national news right this many but they were going over military bases and now they're just going over New Jersey now they just pull the video up with the one that I got on my Instagram so I took this one from I forget what the Instagram pages but it's up on the page to give them a shout out I don't know what this is I don't know if this is fake this is the one we were looking at earlier yeah I showed it to these guys in the green room last night we're all freaking out like what okay what is that the way the god damn thing moves favorite meme of you so click on it so you can hear it that meme gets used for so many different things yeah listen to these guys talking when they're talking so you see this thing so what you're concentrating on is the one on the lower lower right so it's moving no that's not moving quick enough there's no tail that's a UFO