#2256 - Protect Our Parks 14

30:18I was like this the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life And then when I saw him live I was like, ooh, this is like this is missing stuff It's like missing of it's not funny. It's missing. It's like a lot of hype, but it was like It was just partying man Yeah, and you know, he just became bigger than life and then probably didn't have any friends Ralphie Mary shares a story of Sam kinesen jumpstarting his career. There you go Wow, that's pretty sure so it was true Yeah, we said he came in and they were like they were like all like Like darted off like they were doing below and they're like you're that kid.

30:51Okay. I'll make you in a second Like close the door we're doing about the numbers like how can Ralphie made when what year was Ralphie made 17 You know because I was 21 in 88 And so how much lended Ralphie open a percent but it has to be around that because Sam was dead Yeah, Sam was dead and what was he dead Jamie 97 91 or 90 I was in New York. So it had to be 92 92 yeah Yeah So yes, we opening up for him somewhere in the I didn't know that Ralphie had done comedy that long Yeah, he was good. He's a good comic. Yeah, that was that's way crushed. Oh, yeah, the stool Such a friendly dude too Such a sweetheart also he was so fat that he could do the n -word To me it's like big pun.

31:50Yeah, I'm gonna take that name Well, I think in New York Puerto Ricans get a pass they do yeah, I think big pun for real to be the way Yeah, as Wikipedia says he won a contest open Oh, my god. How could I be right? Damn he was only 45 when he died That's like Ralphie was only 45 when he died playoffs. We're talking about playoffs You bet we are get in on the action with draft king sports book an official sports betting partner of the NFL scoring touchdowns is key to winning the playoffs and you can score big by betting on them at draft kings The number one place to bet touchdowns ready to place your bet try betting on something simple like a player to score six Go to draft king sports book app and make your pick new draft king customers can bet five bucks to get $200 in bonus bets Instantly download the draft king sports book app and use the code rogan That's code rogan for new customers to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just five bucks Only on draft king sports book the crown is yours Gambling problem called 1 -800 gambler in New York called 877 8 hope and why or text hope and why 467 369 In Connecticut help is available for a problem gambling called 888 789 777 7 or visit ccpg .org Please play responsibly on behalf of boot hill casino and resorting Kansas 21 and over age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction Void and Ontario bonus bets expire 168 hours after issuance four additional terms and responsible gaming resources dkng dot co slash audio Damn, I know this is off topic google how much big pun weighed when he died You're never gonna get it It was hilarious tell me now.

33:40I just guess. Oh, I say I'm not a good guess for 20. Oh, yeah, I guess you wait Can you show a picture a big punch for that's better? I Can give you a roundabout can you get picture fat Joe and big pun together on the red carpet?

33:55That Joe lost way fine. How are these guys cool. Yeah, he lost a lot Damn big and tall store killed it. Okay. His knees have to be screaming and acting. What spider -man villains they look like Oh, yeah, kingpin kingpin Yeah, wow When you're that heavy do you really want that much weight around your neck? That's nothing at that Right and free willy at that point Okay, wow so much fabric how much you think you ways five The one on the left I'd say 580 600 600 minimum big ton check it out 698 wow That looks like a 600 for me. Yeah, he put one foot on two different scales and they both went over the no for the total And he was like the best wasn't it?

34:49No, big pun old big pun is like oh his rap. He was like the best really phenomenal Yeah, he's phenomenal, but yeah, that's actually in a Vinnie pass song. He says big pun was the best. Yeah, yeah The Italian boxer. No Vinnie pass the rapper. Oh You know, Vinnie pass the rapper for the non -altrix bro. Yeah, both of us. I can give you a bit so good Is he still alive Maybe not live No, bro, he's fucking phenomenal Rap live kind of blows fellow help it doesn't it's just a different thing We go I'd be out breath you're addressing that song pull up a cheese steaks from Vinnie pass You guys never heard of any past he's really yeah, it was good.

35:45Do you know him? Yeah, I know of him To bro give me the video for cheese a boxer. Yeah, there was a video Yes, but this is there's a friend of mine Oh, that's why he likes big pun this guy is good This one song will turn you into a Vinnie pass fan got beautiful filled up here It had a moment wait, could you give me a secretary pandemic? This is where I caught that guy a Fag and he's Right there that was the light I was racing with that light because helium's right here Yeah, I was racing the that light and I saw that guy the whole length of that bridge is that the train station like that That's 30th 30th yeah This is before a trink The Patt n' Oswald's very violent Good dude though He's really good That guy's got some bangers man.

37:21He's got some bangers Yeah, I like this one. There's like there's a few rappers out there that don't get like the respect they deserve that dude has some bangers He's got some great fucking songs. Oh, yeah, was is he portaregan nice Italian oh, he's Italian damn I think almost entirely you might have some other stuff that looks that looks that's got South Philly written all Yeah, Philadelphia. Yeah, we go They've giant boxing historian to That's his comedian pat n' Oswald that's hilarious So he's like his Tyler dirten. It's well if you were a fat suit venue without to wear a fat suit There you go, which is crazy nailed it Yeah, a lot of comedians become rappers.

38:08That's always a boomer. Tom McAfry Rapping And Saagal is a rapper see Saagal is actually kind of good There it's all words it's lyrics you know, it's jokes. That's so funny. Low -ain has some lyrics where you like that is super funny Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm proud Danny Brown stuff is fun Yeah, you go put you out like Hannibal Boris the Drake the Drake Kendrick beef had some very Yes, yeah, Drake said to count. He's like is it when you put your hands on your woman is itself defense because she's bigger than you Very funny made fun tiny the old Kendrick called him pedophile and kind of We're gonna go time Take it easy Drake won that escalated I stand by the best was the whatever the original Like this wrap from what's his name the Kanye put him on to it's like you you have a child you do not take care of oh Fucking what's his name?

39:16Push a tee god damn that would not the best song Yeah, I don't know it. I don't know these distracts. You're gonna really wrap like dance You could with it. Well, yeah, you can't that's why Kendrick was so good because he made it one way he made it like a pop Well, there's number one the number one was Nas and J. Yeah, bro What's wrong? He's there and fucked up he got the greatest lyricist of all time angry at him And he wrote a song where he cooked Jay Z for like five minutes. I remember that song is he cooks him It's like and sometimes he's just talking. He's like you're an ugly fuck So good is ugly it's how it starts is the first All right, all right, we're gonna play what's up?

39:59Hmm Let's play a bit of the beginnings. Where is can we we're gonna lose the rights to YouTube? Yeah, we'll probably have what's up guys. Hey, yo, I know you ain't talking Ethan you mean lose He went a hardcore Christian starts off with gunshot Uh -oh To the king you know you now son across the belly lose you lost the race yourself for the main event y 'all impatiently waiting It's like a AIDS test was the results not positive who's the best pot knows and big ain't no best east west north south I am brace y 'all with napalm blows up no guts left chest face gone. How can I be garbage? Send me all those at your college Burn it at the side of your dome come out of my throne.

40:57I got this Not one I am the true. I can't keep up with these black. I can't so quick Try not hear it, but it's I got it. I listen to a rap song like 10 times me too. I'm an old hockey. I gotta see it written Yeah, I can't follow long. I'd like to see it written a lot of lyrics. I'm just like I gotta see on paper Actually, what I want to start doing I was watching I miss in half the thing White you ever watch Black guys hear white music for the I love that shit. I might do that with you guys Just let you listen to rap and it has both go what I'm in the YouTube channel. He's saying He ever seen the YouTube channel tribal people This is YouTube channel tribal people try and they like try can duck you for I try all these different sprites they get sprites like And then he got demonetized I think they felt like they were taken advantage of those guys.

42:00Whoa, we're helping them. We're gonna sprite I don't think these guys even know what the fuck YouTube is yeah, like these guys like legit tribal people He's got some sort of a connect with them. He like gives him a bag of rice and then he's making millions of dogs on I don't know if that's what's happening. He got the right. I would wonder I would go on the action sort of deal with those fellas. Yeah, but either way It's a nice beads and blanket channel. It's fun watching people that have never experienced like American culture try a ding dong You ever see fat black chicks try Jewish food No Let's try like Motte like oh not bad good cracker.

42:33Oh, I got good one You want to you guys when you're my impression of Frank Sinatra given tribal people rice sure that's rice I like it. Oh my god It's about Matt rive. Oh my god He's doing legend or man before you like set it up and everything was beautiful You like the environment for a Norman. Yep. I wanted to hear it. I was a little more like you created you created an environment for it You didn't just do it normance a norm is like a response like you made room and then you made your own normine Have you seen Matt Rice? He's the Asian comic doing reasons. Oh, he's the only cloud work. I already got his jaw done Thank you Matt Rice What you from oh no You get out of neverhood I thought you want something I did You want to buy all get out Oh All right, this is living Boy you're about to get an influx in Texas with the fires.

43:42It's about to get a People here. I bet we can get more comics. Yeah. Oh, yeah, somebody lost our Newspaces Looking at new things well Whitney's about to have new spaces She was thinking about text anyway. She's thinking about text anyway, but it was very close to her house her Post are getting a little unhinged. Well, she's got to get it over here first of all she's already unhinged And then she's the middle of a war zone like we got illegals lighting fires that are causing 150 billion dollars for the damage If they if someone dropped a bomb on the policy it's it wouldn't have done as much damage True Except it would have killed more people Yeah, but if they evacuated the area because they knew a bomb was gonna hit and they and the bomb did that like that's just like a bomb And if there's human beings that lit those fires and cause that to happen which it seems there are They it was literally like they had a bomb It's just we don't think about it that way because it's not an actual bomb All right slower free palisades free palisades I even know it's not even a little out.

44:45Is it going strong going strong? Oh, it's still going baby They said the the winds are gonna get to 70 miles an hour and nine It's weird seeing rich people get fucked because they always get away with it Because they can have a private jet or private security can't have a private fire department Well, they actually can you can you catch it? Know that The set up at his house in calabassus Yeah, because when I got evacuated in 2018 I know that people in hidden hills which was down the road from me not too far from where I was living People in hidden hills were at the really rich folks the celebrities had private fire departments So you hire someone to come and protect your home exclusively To die there go down with the ship Rasing Pay home with skies.

45:29Hey, you gotta put the fire out. Can't leave my friend. But you've got nothing to lose My friend bud has never evacuated. He lives in Bel Canyon. I I evacuated three times. He does not evacuate He stays at his house with a fucking garden hose And he farts it to the bitter end. That's the one thing I would I would I can see staying for a hurricane and be like we're gonna sit here and drink His house. Yeah, really save his house With a lot with car hose. Yep. He got a bunch of hoses and he fucking saved his house The fire the fire destroyed the entire like he lives in the edge of a canyon the entire canyon was gone And he saved his house.

46:05Did you drive home once where the fire was on one side of the highway and not the other one? One side of the highway for an hour you could feel it You could see it. It was coming down like snow like the ashes were dropping like snow And I saw a dead guy so a guy who was trying to run across the road and he got hit by a car. Oh, yeah I always saw like his leg my friend saw him get hit. Oh, yeah Yikes I saw him as I was passing. I saw like his leg. It's one of those weird memories Where it's like can I just see that like what did I just say yeah like it took me a while to like your minds Like don't let that in what did I see I saw a guy get his head smosh Really?

46:41He's a tow truck driver. He got out on the to change it and a truck head And I was like the first car to drive past and there was just a guy without a fucking head We saw a guy at the high at the old the on does the front pet like we saw it just like you look and he was like there in the air Oh my god. No way Is there a bounce? One of the balconies these have balconies facing sense. Oh, was that Brody? Cut that Yep That was where the guy during the strike committed suicide. That's right. Yeah, that's right Oh Ever seen a rice and men That is a crazy story the story of the strike when you realized that at one point time they were getting no money No money for comedy no money Leno saved it and then they're like finally to get $15 did Leno save it?

47:37Yeah, he pretended to get hit by a car when they were like all right. What are we doing a guy died Leno got hit by a car Let's pay these fuck for real. Yeah, I didn't hold it up That's crazy Leno we talked about last time but another Comical injury. He said he got hit by a car. He's beaten like I patch yeah, he fell down a hill getting burned a little on fire sums up He doesn't he looks unhealthy like a woman in the Middle East. Yeah, think about injuries like that when you get That old yeah, like they take years off your life. Well, if you fall down a fucking hill. Yeah, that's when you're Maybe he's dating Nancy Pelosi's attacker And he doesn't drink So he's just getting beat up all day long.

48:21He also doesn't do squats His ankles the resiliency of a popsicle stick You know you take a wrong step and that shit's gonna snap off and you're gonna go for a tumble Yeah, for a while because it was a lot of you got to work out You really do you might hate it. Yeah, you hate it. Who cares? Just fucking do it so you don't die Do it so you don't fall in the tub Yeah, you know like for real like you got to be able to stop yourself from Yeah, like the deceleration you have to have the ability to do that I'm falling in a fucking tub in a while. I mean I feel like Cuz I haven't stayed in a shitty hotel with a ton you have to stay in those shitty.

48:59They're like slick. They are slick Do you see cancel the fight once because what dude was cut and wait in the bathtub and he blacked out and banged his head whoa So if I only brought the ingrute Jay Leno getting hit by a car by the trend Okay, he faked it The two jumped out of the way, but there was a loud thump and Leno crumpled to the pavement Manored freaked out running inside the club to confess his sin Leno for his part moaning on the ground Dressing Drieson kneeled next to him. He's following his pals. Bally hard Jake. Can you hear me Jay Leno open his eyes and winked? Yeah, so he did do that good.

49:35Hey guys, I get it back car and leverage that guy jumped off the high it But isn't that crazy to try to hit the store? Yeah, I realized Half second out. I heard that guy sucked. Yeah, for sure But that's the problem. Wait, what I got committed suicide and he sucked. He crossed the command like come on He goes all I'll before you can't have comics like perform all perform for you You'll be loyal after I'm gone and that's he was like thanks for your service, but like we have good lineups now So no, so he jumps off the high in the air goes on the weekend the store Didn't even make it to the bell.

50:07He tried to kill himself on the store. Yeah And that's not how that's a dude doesn't understand physics That's a guy like thinks he could fight What a terrible last guy doesn't know how far you can jump Do comedy or do comedy right? It's the same mindset right we all know those guys who bomb they get off and like a good crowd And you like you should be killing yourself. What are you talking about? Yeah, there's a lot of weirdos like that man. Oh Yeah, I actually ill people So the guy didn't get booked so he tried to jump off a building onto the but the thing is the guy was terrible It's a very depressing.

50:40Yeah, even if he was good. That's no reason to kill yourself. No, it's not But he's like this whole idea like oh, he killed himself for the strike. No No, he was just nuts. He was just a crazy. He had depression. Yeah There's a you're blaming it on that thing. How many guys when you started? We're just like on tilt Just a little but they would do real good sometimes you like maybe right Maybe he's gonna make it and you're all kind in the same boat having sort of similar sets That there's a few of those guys like maybe that's almost worse because it keeps him in long enough Every day well last month.

51:14Yeah You know what's real weird when you get an email from one of them fellers. Oh, they want you to want to open for you I get those like hey You ain't done comedy for a decade They make it so uncomfortable a decade I mean you're like I'm already bringing like an opener and like what about an MC? I'm like oh shit And you got to scramble it fine. I'm gonna go and they go fine. I'll just do a guess egg like fuck I just do a guess And bring a camera crew Bring friends at the green room and hang out all night fun time Yeah, invasion of your privacy just because you being kind Ah That's the worst guess.

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54:41They push such emotional, but like we are still friendly right They pray on that that's why you have to have like a level of separation like an atom eget in your life That's how I'm me get a level of separation Joe Rogan go adamant I may have you on my show. I'm Adam makes sure But it's Joe Rogan's way it works. It's a way it works is a bomb right Adam you know he just what he wanted to get the job He's fucking miserable He's like pulling his hair out he's crying. Oh that's just Because he's a joe Oh my god I don't know I drove the pot in the water haha What kind of prayer do I have to make over the sink?

55:20Oh it has been happy since he stopped eating donuts Adam was the best fat I'm We was dying he was like dying point time eating fat omega He's bleeding for some reason Listen, you need to clean it Yeah, I was on a period. There you become a woman. I think he had a butt period a lot. Yeah, butt period Is that a hemorrhoid? No, I think he was having like internal butt period Oh It wasn't good. He's better now. He's better. You know, he's a worry wort. He's a worry guy. You know worries about shit No, I don't know and he's passing on to his dog. You ever meet his dog? Shakin. That's what happens. Yeah, we take a drive to the woods just to go and to drive he's like Slavery can't take It's like oh nice woods Meas thing I do, but I'm always like dude your dog sucks It's the mead is thing you could say to somebody though I love it.

56:12If a dog's never driven and then you drive it like you have to drive and win their little yeah Yeah, you did couldn't take it like a one was it when he got it? Puffy no remember you would bring it He brought it like a fork and a shit and it would it would come into the room and like hide under the table You know, yeah, it's when I started. It's not bringing this fucking dog or a rescue dog Is it a rescue dog? What kind of dog? Pug? It's like a downmation. It's like a downmation It's a little dog. It's named dice. It's great. Good dog. It is a good dog. I feel bad making fun of a guy's dog His dog named dice.

56:44Yeah, that's cute. It's a downmation. Yeah, it looks like a dice I've been catching You tried that with me too your dog's dogs are like I do like it. That's retarded. I do like it There's no part of it. That's like you gotta get a dog say your dog's awesome funny Yeah, yeah, that's a sweet heart. He kills that's Yeah, and you can't say about a kid, but you can say about their dog. Yeah, you can get away with your kids Talks like oh, yeah, whatever You can say about a kid. Yeah You can say to a kid you can say to some guys You guys just had enough with their sons like enough Fuck enough. He's 26 years old get out of my fucking house.

57:24You can tell that guy's kid sucks Yeah, that's true like your kid sucks. He was right What have you noticed that's a weird thing about today? Like this a lot of 26 year old dudes living with their parents. Yeah, that right that one you guys leave that's 25 23 I was 20 18 18 out of the house. I'm a college gone Yeah, 20 hours out of the house. I went and they wanted me out of the house when I was 18 I went back after college for a year. Yeah, I mean, oh no, that's hard. No, it was a good year really Yeah, it was nice. Just drinking with fill over day. No, I was just reading and jacking off in the basement Quite real.

58:02Yeah, my parents will like a priest Some kind of a real job and you didn't You forgot I waited with this a bit of them It's back then I get out I get it. I know I was fighting. That's all I was doing So I was fighting right out of high school So like I just didn't want to go Fucking bartender crazy. Well played like cocktail So I understand what they wanted me out of the house like you you're living in unrealistic life That's really good actually lookie great And it's not like the least impressive skill of all time like so far Yeah, a drink by spinning bottles in there and also whoever wants it Yeah, if you see them doing like you just make the drink.

58:45I just want to drink. Yeah, I don't need a witty bartender Right, you know if you really that funny you should go to stand up We'll tell it in rude bartenders Yeah, we don't have that and then they walk away. What the fuck was that? Yeah, yeah, especially like if You're a good temper you're like come on man. Don't make me Yeah, I want to take you well. I want you have a good experience here. I don't want this to be Standoff it's bartender a buck for a beer though. I see fat Can we get rid of that? Do you open a beer cap a buck a buck is a max a buck is too much I know like if he's whipping me up a You can't think look how happy is with himself shut up, bro You can't think that anything you're doing in a bar is like paying for things in a store.

59:30Yes You can't think of it that way you're paying for this experience of being in public and this dude this is his job It's not supposed to be reasonably priced I'm okay with one dollar when he starts to be like a $12 beer and it's like no you don't get two bucks for this I live a hundred dollars really what yeah, I get a beer. I leave a hundred dollars. Come on. Yeah, I'm not kidding I don't care And you're gonna notice it or is he gonna notice it? Are you gonna notice if you have a hundred dollars? You're not gonna notice 100 dollars from anyone in this room. It's like it doesn't exist $100 to a $100.

1:00:02That's crazy. He's $100. $100. You don't know exists You might know a thousand dollars exists. You might know $10 ,000 exists But if you look at your bank account. It's a hundred this way or a hundred that way it makes zero difference Yeah, that's for one time. We're in bars every night Good boy We were in Berserk Berserk's spend all the money Yeah, we spent eight grand by the end of life We did a lot of the drinks. Yeah, good Perfect You guys get after it last night a little bit Me and Dorosa and Madagal are you had your show at the mothership? Yeah, five o 'clock show killer and the mind Oh, you know Lucas the guy made our suits.

1:00:36He went to show us. Oh, I love that guy from David August He's a beast. Yeah, he's the best. He's the best man. Love that guy. We're that a kill Tony Shoot our sorry to deflect sorry That's a bad drug dealer The suit was good mine mine was a little small and I said That's tired Hey was the was Vegas better when the mob was running it yeah, right? Oh everything was New York was Yeah, we got ladies on fire in the train Yeah, it seems like New York was a little better when the mob was running at them when the Democrats are Yeah, I just said yeah, like the mob would have done something about the fire in the train There was a street in in the East Village where it was at the Hells Angels.

1:01:29They had their head Yes, they did like eight to ten and it was the yeah the dust safest block You couldn't do shit now Well, that was always the thing about if you lived on Staten Island or if you lived at all the cops Yeah, or if you lived where you know fucking when What's this face was alive John Gotti was alive like his neighborhood was super safe Nobody's breaking anything. No, and you get a turkey on Thanksgiving throwing those butter balls out Yeah, but at what cost I like to turkey thing they all do the turkey thing and act like they're innocent now That's a good minute. That's a nice look.

1:02:04I gave the whole neighborhood a turkey Oh, all right. Well, then yeah, the murders. Yeah, well forget about how many turkeys Like so let's see you live in a neighborhood of a hundred thousand people and you give out free turkeys How many turkeys you think you're really giving out? Probably it's a photo I was a kid like 50 families five tech how many turkeys you have to buy? Mm -hmm. I think because if you run out people are gonna get mad. They're gonna talk shit I went to John Gotti's turkey thing and they were at a turkey's my 12 daddy 12 daddy Where's my fucking turkey you day go bastard? All right, you got off the Jews Let's go in with the beginning you suck your pitch It's all passionate Think about it.

1:02:43It's my fucking turkey the people relying on those yeah, I've been up this year, but I'll tell you what Might get a free fucking turkey. Yeah, we're gonna be good here. Thanks giving the protection racket. Yeah, that's how they get you We'll protect you will protect you. That's what the United States government So the entire citizens of the United States. Yeah, home under tax protection We got you. You gotta be give a book China wants to steal your data We gotta get rid of the t -talk the t -talk is stealing your data This China want to fight us why why are we trying to fight China? We're stealing China's data and they're throwing drones over New Jersey.

1:03:23It's a war Hey, if you want to deal with why are we war with them? I don't we're not the communist It's just a big day. Oh, I thought they were I think allegedly, but they see politically They point their own government it's about about that money right now. It's about that money, too It's a weird sort of a merger which makes it very difficult to battle with because you have a dictatorship that's connected to a Thriving economy come with this tick -tock. They're like they're stealing your data But is it also all the American companies? What are you some kind of communist? Who's team are you on?

1:04:03You know a team I was off. Oh, yeah, the he I'm on team green. You know as they need a Gigi Ping to visit L .A. They clean it up in a day Yeah, I'm that funny. They could get they would get it done They did it for when China when they came to San Francisco. Yeah crazy Yeah, that's right. Do you see Gavin Newsom's latest speech where he was talking about gonna get to the bottom of this? No about doing something with the land. Have you seen that Jamie? We haven't juice him. Jamie. Have you seen it? Did you see Danny Paul? Just deep fake of his speech? No Deep fake so money. Just making him say dumb shit.

1:04:41He tricks me a lot. He goes we put fire our cardant on Yeah, that news. It was a lot more work and See if you can find this video because what's really weird is he does like a little dance with his shoulders when he talks about it Watches just so crazy. Hey, or though listen to this. You listen to this Anything with a myriad of issues. I'm I was just talking to Josh Green the governor of Down in in Hawaii. You've had some ideas around some land use concerns. He has around speculators coming in Yeah, I do that when I pee We're already working with our legal teams to move those things forward and we'll be presenting those in a matter of days Not just weeks legal teams What is that man, but look at this like the thing in Hawaii has been a fucking disaster for the people that lost their houses No one's rebuilt no one's rebuilt right so he's talking about that and talking to the governor who's obviously Miss handled that it's also like what's the real answer is like it's fucked, but hey Yeah, well no, no, no, what is this?

1:05:43What is this? What is this? What is getting excited about it? Yeah, we're talking about the Vaculations some land. That's like a lady His excitement for the possibilities that they might acquire some of that land What does that land become now? How many of these people are going to be able to rebuild? What happens with the coastal commission What happens with all the insurance companies that decided to cancel their fire? So what happens with all this is not as simple as anybody thinks any fire would be like you get your insurance money and you rebuild You don't rebuild Somewhere that's bigger than Manhattan.

1:06:19They lost what's larger than Manhattan and also insurance is not gonna pay They're as well as possible. We're gonna take forever. How are they gonna have the money? How are they gonna have a hundred and fifty billion dollars Like that's but that's the amount of money they require So was the government gonna do it? Is the Biden administration gonna step up? Like they did for Ukraine, they spent a hundred and seventy five billion dollars on Ukraine How much are they gonna spend on the palisades and if they did it for the palisades the Hollywood Hills gonna be like what the fuck dude What about us?

1:06:51What about us? What about all these other fires? What about North Carolina? Yes, North Carolina people are waiting in line for hours for propane because they don't have gas They're trying to stay alive because they're fucking heirs need gas. No propane. No gain Hmm But yeah, you're right hey I went there. I was in Katrina. I was in New Orleans It's the same shit. Yeah, were they saving the rich people? Yeah Yeah, but this is crazy. This is way worse if they bail out the palisades that's crazy If you don't bail out Maui and it's a year later and you decide you're gonna bail out the palisades So they kind of stuck because the Hollywood had taken his five billion dollars and they accidentally paid an extra six billion to Ukraine They're like don't worry just An accidental six billion to help Maui.

1:07:36Yeah rebuild entirely So for five billion dollars they can ever one could have got their home back and everything could have been settled And no nothing's been done. Yeah, we keep sending money to these other countries Well, how come these countries throw us a buck every now and then? I don't even know what to say. Pay in there. They do have a massive debt. 78 years. Here's the thing even if you are Supporting the idea of sending money to Ukraine. I'm not arguing against that. I'm saying They accidentally sent six billion there and no one cared and they didn't send five billion to Maui Right, and they could have also just get it back like it's not actually you're not actually shipping a big thing of money Just like you're wiring.

1:08:16Oh really? Pay cash just just just probably these are cards Money We should buy green left Isn't that what Trump's trying to do? Yeah, a lot of resources over there. What's he gonna? Well of global warming Hence we got a sweet. I like it. If global really takes off You know what people in there 56k we can kill them in an hour He's like six thousand people there the whole island really yeah, wow giving it good. What are they like? Let's hang it on one of those guys There are houses are weird. What do you think? They're like like shacks? Colorful Hot dogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they've been fucking yeah, what have they been eating?

1:09:01What kind of like fermented shark meat? Oh easy Oh, it's cute little town actually The bar show me the bar because it's got to be a bar. Oh, they all need a good bar. You know, good bar A really bad bar some real fisherman drunks. I mean how many times does everybody date everybody else's ex in that town? You just gotta get over it. Yeah, you gotta get over it. Just like high school. You just gotta get over it That's not like she dating him now Yeah, what do they do for electricity? I fucking What do they do is it norway that they have a dating app they won't let you fuck your sister. I said Iceland Yeah, it's a no if you're yeah true They tried they tried giving out the Middle East and they were no we like it.

1:09:47Yeah, it's all relative That was a conversation of Gavin McGinnis and I had on the podcast at one point in time Who's talking to me about the numbers of people that are in bread? I think it was Middle East was in Palestine or Pakistan. Palestine is one of them. Mm -hmm. It's like 40 % of them. Such a bad name. Definitely. No And you guys do some breeds what are you talking you breed in Brooklyn? I'll play it. Do they in Brooklyn? In creating oh yeah, really bad. There's like I love it. I love it. It's instead of two in Israel. Look at the numbers. You can look it up. Let's take a look at Brooklyn.

1:10:18Serious huge Serious huge palisines huge You're deflecting away from Israel. Israel just magically is not one of them So magically they're all they're Europeans that live there. It in breeding rates in Israel very by population group with the highest rates in the Harsie say that Arab Bedouin population you guys close to the better but that's the area Right is really Arab it's really Arab. Okay, so Jewish population is only 2 .3 % yeah, the Palestinians like 40 look at that Israeli Arab population is 25 .9 % not close But that's a crazy number but look at the Bedouin population. It's 44 % Damn What's what's a 25 .9 % look at that 44 % Which is high as resulted in a high prevalence of genetic disorders and infant mortality Don't you love raise anger levels?

1:11:10This is what I love about AI. It has to tell you sometimes. Yeah Before they catch it when you ask me questions like this on a giant podcast before they catch it Like it gets out there and the AI just tells you ways And everybody's like oh my god like what what did they say we didn't say shit We've read something off the fucking AI That's what we did we're talking about real dating. Oh, yeah But that's the thing it's like people that live in liberal areas like silver lake and the fucking In the East Village they don't realize that there's parts of the world that are really really really fucked up right now Really fucked up and you can't make this place like that place because you won't survive with your blue hair You won't survive with your fucking nose post that makes you interesting That fucking Stupid bullring you having your nose So these are all the people that kicked out of their neighborhoods They them pronouns they're throwing you off a roof Well, you throw off a roof and so it's like the rich kid is like fuck you mom, but you got it made Not stairs meanwhile the migrant kids like I love you dad don't leave I think we need to take an opposite approach in this country instead of like letting all the fucked up people in What we need to do is like spread the good like buy all the other countries like slowly like greenland start with greenland Then we buy Mexico Guatemala is probably for sale Find all their doctors bring him in You know he wants to go with the Panama Canal fantastic.

1:12:45Let's buy Panama That way they're not the way it's about taking over the Panama Canal. We'll get Elon involved. I don't mind the canal That was come on man. We built it. We could sell that hot to a coin. Well, I think they built it But we we paid for it. Yeah Did you see the other idea about the Gulf of Mexico? You know, you can't grill drill in the Gulf of Mexico. Well, is that right? But here's the thing change the name to the Gulf of America now you can drill Take loss. Yeah, that's why he wants to do it. Yes, I thought I heard he wants to change it now He wants a drill and eighth grade level Gulf of America It's a fifth graders idea of like that should be Gulf America And then an accident drill.

1:13:20Yeah, Canada's a new state apparently. It's fucking genius Trudeau resigned Yeah, I mean it's fucking what he's doing is it's kind of crazy. He's not even an office yet And he's like fucking I'm getting out of here. I don't want this fight But he's not even an office yet and the current the whole world is like shifting all the all the social media companies got you will do it all Look at it look at Facebook look at Zuckerberg said like MMA fighter now. Yeah, but they were just doing what the other people wanted Whoever's in charge are like sure sure. Yeah, no, yeah, and now okay sure We'll do it.

1:13:49You're like make money. We don't care But you're like you're gonna flip back if something flips back Keep stealing data. They're gonna Well, I think I think most people found out about it because of the Twitter files And then the outrage was so high they were worried about losing in the next election And I think they've realized that probably lost them this election So when things like that happen You can you can like there was a point in time when during the Obama administration where they were talking about us going to war with Syria Do you remember that? 10 times yes, we kept saying no we said we got over throw a shot and they go We America said no and then they go actually we got to help us thought because of these other people and America's like no We've just done with these he made there was a press conference and the press conference was so rejected It was so wildly rejected in the public that the the Pentagon shifted course And they decided not to attack Syria.

1:14:38It was like a big guy. Yeah, it was a big thing in the next Wars going on. They're like the country was like we're not doing this one And obviously I have a cursory understanding of the entire conflict I have a very small understanding of the conflict But the reality is like if things get too rejected of too many people like fuck this Well, I think that's probably what happened with all this Twitter shit When they got those Twitter files and they found out that the FBI was suppressing real information And then they found out that you know when Zuckerberg was on here and he was talking about the laptop and they were telling them it's russian disinformation and they were telling them to wrote they told them to remove that meme You know that meme of Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at the television screen in 10 years Like did you take the covid vaccine if so you may be eligible for a class action lawsuit?

1:15:26And it's like it's like Leonardo DiCaprio it's yeah Once upon a time yeah, yeah, it's a class. It's a take that one down. They asked him to take out a really not real Do you know the meat do you have a Jamie because I have it on my phone great me How about a Trump and oh Biden having a full -on Obama. Yeah, what do I say how wild? Yeah, you're right Obama the black how wild was that to watch though It is a little disappointing though because both those guys benefit so much on every American on both those sides hating each other I know and then you see them together and they're like We know what it's like Man at the old parties are like they're all just friend.

1:16:03They eat at the same dining hall. Yeah, they're all pieces of shit Well, it's like it's like your guys fight and then the fights over and they talked so much shit about each other before Then they hug it out as if they're all emotional It's like they're not fighting. They're talking about yeah, we're professional This is like This is Hitler and I need to have a revolution to fight him and then hi, how did he get done? He go hey? Anyway, yeah He was saying that neo -Nazis and white nationalists. Yeah, we're very fine people Remember that yeah He's like I had to say it. I get it. I get it. Yeah to say it.

1:16:39Yeah, they just sit down and they work it out But meanwhile the rest of us my you know Your neighbor has a fucking science is real flag. Yeah Right, you know black lives matter because these guys that's what they're putting out there. Yeah, it's causing division and you have a yeah joy division Well, it just makes you realize this is the reason why cult exists because it's really easy to shift someone's opinion about things It's really easy most people are really weak. Yeah, and they're also all looking at the fringes of each side So like a shit that complaining about like 90 % of the people on that side doesn't like yeah, we agree with you Yeah, 90 % yeah, it's nuts It's just weird that it works so well Yeah, really does work and people make it their whole personality their whole identity and then if you push back they hate you He's Hitler and I'll sit next to him the carters view and Let's joke around together meanwhile Biden's asleep.

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1:20:42It's dude look how anguish. It's unbelievable And it's like see look at Obama and Trump just no one looks at each other. There's it next to him Yeah, that's what she said. Yeah, she guided him up But he has to sit wherever the fuck she tells him to he's the white Chris Brown Look they're looking at each other Look at Trump he's just holding it. Yeah, who's this wife? I want to be on what she's on right now Look at this is why she's so happy Right now she's seen elves and The hammocks Melania's like I can't fucking believe I have to be first late. He once again Man Jimmy Carter that fucking fentanyl.

1:21:22It'll get you 100 you made it to 100 though. That's true. Colin. No, she's on camera. So she's got to act more pissy But look at them just to look at the honker on that guy in the back Jesus. She's gonna be able to hear them. That's big. Yeah, that's a lobbyist Yeah, what if Trump is just going to get to his beak? I'm not a lot of them I mean, he's right near pants I'm dead I think he shook hands of pants damn which is why who this Trump yeah, it's pants like literally called him Hitler Almost that was his vice president like what did pens say what it was like the worst thing Pen said about but pens definitely said he shouldn't be president Yeah, and then he won again and pens that's a shot Yeah, shut up You got to shut the fuck up and you got to shake his hand Lost deal this whole pants announced I was watching the news live when pens announced his presidency.

1:22:16It was great It's like on Hannity. He was a guest on Sean Hannity. Yeah, they did it like they were he was about to announce and they're like we got to take a commercial break Then he comes on he's like I'm gonna run for president. There's like 12 people on bleachers like You lost I can't just the conversation he had with Tucker when Tucker was talking about the problems that America has and said Oh, did you ever see that it was I've seen it and I I feel for pants on this one That was it seemed like a misstep. Oh, it was he just said the wrong he phrased it wrong. Yeah, but it's the worst thing you can pass This is what he did he reacted to an attack so the attack was on him Yeah, so his reaction because he's a guy who likes to be in power.

1:23:02That's not my concern Like his reactions to shut you man people so he said it's not my concern That's not my concern like he's trying to shut him down, but he's doing it a stupid way He's trying to like exert his authority. I was the vice president. Let me tell you how it works. Yeah, that's not my concern my concern is Shit after he said he probably was like shit. He's too religious that guy Yeah, he was obsessed with no abortion and you know, he got me for a life. I do. I don't mind that That's a nice what cake and verse like I'm not going to dinner with a lady unless my wife's there And everyone was like what are you sexist?

1:23:38It's like no, that's a Yeah, I'm not valid Yeah, I'm a better with one especially in his business. Yeah, I mean his business. They're they're sneaking hoarsin all the time Doctor needs a female nurse in there with them. Yeah, I like They're sneaking in people to try to like they have Chinese ladies who are banging these dudes They try to be five How quick really? Yeah, yeah, it's time to be Would you know you get a nine and a half on an elevator with you and all of a sudden she just on her knees You know, send in a nine half because they don't believe him. Yeah, he's sending a six with cocaine A six Some pouty lips and left party That's fucking part.

1:24:23I think they're all freaks and I think it's it's just Slow to be revealed because they're all like guilty of it Like when you hear a guy like Clinton get busted or JFK like this is not a normal I mean, this is a this is like it's probably prevalent in the entire group of people And when you talk to people that are like congressman of you talk to people that are honest They're like look there's a lot of freaks a lot of people that are partying. Yeah, you're doing wild shit You know or I didn't know what this is they were doing showbiz type shit But they were presidential candidate. Especially to get that big like I never got the chance to do this I dork my whole life.

1:25:02Yeah, Gorbacheff and fucking stains, but I couldn't wait to get some clam Is a dude in a dress he weighs a hundred pounds and you're just gonna get him to suck your dick You don't know that that fire it up that fucking mirror on the walls a two -way one Camera on the other side Yeah, I mean I'm laughing watching oh We got it Yeah, they oral office and it's all diddies mansion got burnt to the ground That's true Goes up baby. Oh yeah, it's so excellent Probably it's probably not baby. It's probably the Loub and I bet Lou burns forever. Oh, yeah Like a great for free just burns forever just this probably some sort of synthetic shit Why don't we get the real dirt all I got is a hallway beat up on video right?

1:25:55I need a no beabors crying J .Lo's nervous if I had to guess if I had to guess this what I would say there's a lot Apparently a famous people involved in this which means there's a lot of accusers and there's a lot of money that people Won't get if these people go down Right, so if you're a lawyer if you're a lawyer and you're You know involved in this whole thing the move would be like we could go public with this and this would be the end That is not our interest. Yeah, our interest in is a settlement and then next thing you know Yeah, someone yeah, who's really good at basketball or Someone Everyone let the party's early every time it'll be like Epstein though.

1:26:43It'll it'll be the same thing It'll be like nobody ever gets in trouble. Did you see that prosecutor though? The guy who said there's some very famous names and you will be stunned at what you'll see what undiddy or Epstein Diddy yeah, my people will not let those names come out. Here's the thing if the videos exist You don't think that somehow none of this guy's got it in the process. I've seen you did They didn't but no one talked about the names and there was a video and it was gonna come out It was like they kept quiet about all of it. They never released the names. They never said there was video No one confirmed anything.

1:27:16It was all just rumors. They just waited until we stopped asking and then they like they went away Max well just went to jail for what? Recruiting for what but recruit for who for who who was there? What would you do? What would have picked out 15 year old from high school? And where they go? I think they who are the guys? No, no, no, no So if you're gonna put it in jail You're selling pussy. So let's say you selling cocaine. Yeah, you sold cocaine. Who'd you sell it to? I sold it to this guy. Oh, yeah, well now that guy's in trouble. That's how it usually goes And you find that guy who else you sell underage prostitutes.

1:27:53You're going to jail for selling underage prostitutes to who? Who just helped you? Well that guy gets in trouble too automatically. That's right kill Epstein I guess you blame it all on him. How good must she be a keeping sabre? She's pretty good We're all supplies. I didn't kill her right yeah, they like barely arrest her wasn't she like not in jail She was in she was in heaven in the Hampshire Founder in a cabinet. Yeah, she was like an episode of a fucking CBS drama. Yeah, she's hiding in a cabin in the woods Like really? Prison break and she's still there No, she's in jail. Oh, she isn't jail.

1:28:28But she's in a jail where you get to do yoga you finger yourself Watch TV. Yeah, it's like it's like a fruity jail like a like an easy jail. I wish she'd start a podcast Tales of the island Until July 17th 2037 That's not gonna kill it low security president Tallahassee low security Tallahassee that's nice Drop a rocket ship down in the middle of the prison yard and escape Guards will be a new shit She's pretty force field around rocket To be more disgusting what to be more Together late how old is she? All kinds of cream a chrome and Harvesting you do you guys get questions about Hollywood parties now I have to tell people like I was in Eve I don't even know anyone who was not invited to those yeah, there's levels of Hollywood.

1:29:37It's not all of us in yeah Matt rife and those he ain't invited. He's not even invited. No, it's high levels I got roped into going one to one night with Chappelle Okay, I'm a very big like a real well, it was in we were at the comedy store and Dave is like come on Joe I got to go to this party. I guess they know and I was like all right. Let's go So we drove my Porsche up into the Hollywood it was like I've seen in a movie like Two comedians like having fun leaving the comedy store driving up to the movie. We're going to Naomi Campbell's house Or some guy's house who was hoping having Naomi Campbell's party and we're on an elevator like this little outdoor elevator with Jimmy More and some other lady and it's outdoor elevator like you're sitting in like a car like a cart And it's like taking you up the side of the hill and as we're going up the side of the hill We look at this the they had a party house so they had a regular house and a party house And the party house was so high up the hill that there was like a 50 foot gigantic photo of a naked Naomi Campbell wow One of our modeling poses.

1:30:39Yeah, and then you go up there and it's like fucking Lenny Kravitz and all these famous people like just famous everywhere. Yeah, it was weird It was so in the at one point in time Naomi Campbell she had a book of all her modeling stuff and there was so many photographers there One point she just starts posing And I was like snapping pictures so you're at her party and all these cameras are going off But she's posing and it's watching it all bizarre and then me and Dave are hanging out and Dave goes man I never want to be that famous Dave I go I got news for you. You're the most famous person here.

1:31:12No, I go yes Yeah, you're the most famous guy here and the most talented and we're just we're both laugh at Lenny Kravitz pretty talented too I had one hit oh he's got some good he's got some bangers Dave can do a good do a model right there on the floor. He's got fly away. He's got he's got some That's a nursery rhyme also American woman was a cover. I know, but he's got bangers. He's good. He's good and he's hot He's a fucking I agree she pal is more talented, but you know no need to be disparaging No, no, I'm just saying it's just funny this comedian show up and they can do a they can do a couple hours I got albums they can do a riffing session, you know crowd work.

1:31:48Well, she can pose she can pose We party she can be pouty on command. It takes you a while exactly. We didn't say long then we left when we went back to the store And then I was so weird. He was like I was why I shut party I talked to you after that. Yeah, I think it was that one. Oh, yeah, for sure And I was like are they like rotten and you're like yeah, they've gone sour as a comic you go to those part You feel like a gargoyle, you know like I'm so ugly compared to these. Oh, yeah, beautiful You can't talk to them regular no fuck around no right the thing is like if you go and you talk to a bunch of celebrities The odds are they're gonna be more guarded than even regular liberals Oh, you got regular liberals and then you got celebrity liberals So like they have to be careful of every fucking thing they say Yeah, they have a couple drinks in them and you got your phone out and you start recording them saying something crazy It could ruin their life.

1:32:39Oh, yeah, like what do you think about these immigrants? Isn't it Then I've been And for veterans I fucking you know some of them are okay, but most of them Yeah, next you know, it's over Other cooks over shit too. That's like their chef. Yeah, right So funny to see this celebrity take to Twitter and you're just like his agents failed him. Oh you fucked up Well, you get it. They're football player. They each can't watch you 24 -7 They want to keep going to these parties. Yeah, like a Kimmel type, you know these parties. Yeah, this party's suck after one They suck they suck too and you know, I should I get it?

1:33:17No beer pong? No, no No, if you found a comic if is a Mark Marin at that party had flocked to him who's really I don't like you You know, it's like one of those places comedian that's doing better than you that you hate right now But you know like if you're you're at the airport and you see a comic like sick. Yeah, like come on That's the best even if you don't like him that much. It's like you like him way better than these regular idiots I was hanging out with Jake Johansson once as MC and DC Improv Clean guy and we were talking we're talking about hookers into you wanna and he goes uh listen That's not my world at all.

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1:36:32Well clean comics are always the wildest You see clean comic at a party flock to that mother Fun in real life story Yeah, fine Jeff John heffron get him some out You're gonna drunk with Reagan It's wild He just I know but I'm saying that he started with cause He won up He's a sweetheart of a guy he came to My show in filio in October and then he came to the bar with us after It's so cool man super super super super Nice guy. He's the man. He's the man. Davido where we're having a sober month And then he was gonna come in Kansas City He was like hey, I got an early show. Can I come hang out? We wouldn't drink and we're both like we're drinking right?

1:37:27Yeah, we're sure Yes, that's a sick move to go to like the theater or the arena there and then could just find out who's at the local club He did it to me. I was like I'm gonna go drink there. It's awesome. It's awesome It's the bar open and if you find a fun dude who's in town. It's great It makes the experience of being in town so much better and the club is like yeah Come on in sir. I was bombing at the Charlotte Comedy Zone bombing just 12 people there I'm headlining it was horrible and I heard one cackle in the back and I was like well at least I'm killing with that guy You know that whole thing and I get off at its rig and he said what's gonna drink and we went out all night You feel so good.

1:38:00Yeah, that's hilarious. There's like 10 years ago the late night midnight shows those were always death Yeah, those were always death because people were so hammered by the time they got there and they're half full But then the the club's greedy and they just want to bring Third row on set you go and go into the show the third show you're repeating jokes. You don't remember what the fuck yeah Did I say that you have to have like a very set order if you do tour more shows There's too many heck yeah, I did it this last weekend I was like like the last show of the of the set it was like No, I have I said this and you start out as your laughing.

1:38:32You're like you're laughing at me. Yes That's what you're laughing at me. Well you tell me also it also looks the exact same too Like from your perspective just a light in your face Right, you can't really see anyone What are you doing long sets too is like long sets are like a zone you get into and when you're in the zone you're you're kind of like You know you kind of like riding it right you kind of like riding the show which joke do I feel like right now? Yeah, yeah, right. You're riding with it. You're fucking around you're riding with it And so you forget what where you are on the ride because you're on the ride again.

1:39:04Yeah Is this the first part of the ride have I done that bit yet? Oh my god. I'm so out of order And it's a lot of you in the night. So I've been drinking too So I had that to the facts now. I'm shit face. Yeah Like the time we went back to the mother shit So I was hoping you forgot about that. Oh, how could I have no You threw up behind the stage and went to sleep My own Foot away from your own puke the levels you'll allow when you're drunk Yeah Yeah, that was a good spot. Yeah, I went to the club the next day and I was like sorry I puked they're like yeah, we know and some guys holding a mop.

1:39:42I was like, uh, I set up an edible arrangement The edible arrangement was very thoughtful. Thank you. I was really nice. Horrible. Yeah, yeah, sure Clean that shit up. Yeah. Well, it's a fun place to work Yeah, it's a great time. Yeah, I found the nook. I found the puke nook You really forget a puke anywhere you want to go in that little weird closet that little Yeah Yeah, right where everyone has to stand before they go around She used to smell what happens when it goes wrong So have you ever had a puke on stage? No Never I had to piss on stage one so bad that I had to like get Jay to come back up at bellhouse.

1:40:17I was like five five minutes I was sick on stage one time and I was doing a show and it was coming up and I had a swallow. Oh, no Yeah, I was like oh, no, yeah, that's terrible. I got lucky I pulled out of it and I made it but I was like this could be so rough. I might vomit on stage Because I was I knew I really should be at home in bed, but I like was already out. What that way you listening to your act? I did the set I did the second I did the second set and I was like oh my god. I'm gonna puke like This bad I was doing Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know that feeling if you're reading in a car like if you're in the back seat of a car and you're reading you like oh no Mm -hmm the water you know the water you know Yeah, like where it's coming up and you're like Cuz your body is like your body's freaking out.

1:41:07It's like why is this motherfucker moving when we're still Yeah, this is crazy if you don't see the outside and see the line of the road and engage it That's why people get seasick like why are we moving and still you must be drunk You must be you must have food poisoning Whatever the fuck saying you let's get it out now We've all had the shitting on stage where you like I have a turtle head going You really just tightening that rum I feel like it goes away though as soon as you get on state Yeah, you can hold fight or flight but every now and then and you just like oh had a crazy meal like oysters in the green room and you're like Oh I It put on me doing my comedy central Stop bragging I have a But I have a crazy virus and I was shitting myself on state like gurgling Well, you were doing this special my big taping was like the biggest I've ever done half -hour special I look so sweaty.

1:42:06I had a h -pilori you get it for meat nass Yeah, the consume feces first of all congratulations. Thank you. It was a what was his name? He said I was like I got it It's all about timing. I was John Pinnett. Oh wow you do a ton of makeup, but I'm like bloating look like a chubby I was I was the same weight. I am now, but just that I'm so fat and sick and I'm trying to lose Yeah, so you sick days before as well. Yeah, but they're like we're not changing it. This is when you got to do it Look at a neck everything. I mean I look like a Ralphie Bay. You actually look cute. You look like good. Well, pinching Turupic you look at you.

1:42:47Yeah, true baby. That's the word. I like you want to pinch your cheeks I don't even know what year ago that is hey if you're the one you guys seen it drone you guys are he's come now I see a lot of time you see you know the ones that everybody's complaining about yeah, they're all over Jersey Like what did you say they're like the side they're huge. They're like as big as a car real and they're black with a ton of lights on them Really is this is big is a car. Yeah Wow, I did the comedy dojo and Morris planes and they're all over the spot. Yeah Yeah, and Joey Diaz is there all the time. Yeah, that's where Joey Diaz has been working out.

1:43:18There you go Joey Diaz is coming back We're doing a fight companion for the Sean Strickland Dreckas duplosie fight. When's that that's in February February 8th and Joey's gonna be on fight companion. Oh great Oh, yeah Eddie Bravo had to go teach something. He's got something going on and Brian cows not gonna make it either. What's he teaching English? Jiu Jitsu mother I thought it was like a community college. It's one of the best Jitsu coaches on earth. How dare you He's got a hundred schools. Yeah, Eddie Bravo has a hundred Jiu Jitsu schools. I'm a 10th planet white belt. Is that right Eddie Bravo?

1:43:56Eddie Bravo. Yeah, he's been running 10th planet since 2003. How many? Yeah Yeah, what color 21 fucking years? That's why I'm not listening I bought Ari a year's worth of Jiu Jitsu for Christmas. Yeah, what 30 years he got pretty good. He swept me once Jim and he swept me He caught me slipping Little too confident you must have you must have destroyed. I was happy. I was happy. I did destroy him. Yeah, he was like Good job. You're gonna pay for that now. Good job. I didn't do it extra. I never heard him. I never destroyed you destroyed No, I never like really went full -jump. Shadecki was the one.

1:44:42There's just like five foot two Japanese guy brown belt at the time and I made a mistake of getting his back And then I want and he bought me off and then he tapped me 34 times in 18 minutes He was an animal. Holy shit. Good guy. Yeah, super nice guy. But he's an animal. Shadecki. Shadecki. Shadecki. He's one of those guys like you would never think He's like five foot three you'd never think you'd like no, I fuck this guy up I'm gonna throw a battle for my life with that guy. We would hold into it. We would battle to the death to like it was for my life Like he was dangerous Chinese was dangerous Japanese Japanese.

1:45:16He catch you in our bars transition to a leg log. He'd be fighting off a choke and like whoo You get out of that roll. Thank you. That was good. That was good. That was good There's a few of those guys that he had Eddie Bravo had some sassans there, but Ari got pretty fucking good He got good. He was tapping people But when you swept me that one time I was like this mother fuck I'm like he And you couldn't take me slipping and he exploded He exploded with a butterfly sweep and he got a he snatched an over hook and went writing the butterfly sweep I was going over. I was like this motherfucker cotton.

1:45:51And he just makes it He puts it in your head where you're not even thinking about it. You just go. Yeah, I got Shane I got Shane for a second. I tapped you once. What when when out there? No chance. I don't think I'll always tap you I did I Did we did it right now. I got you in the Yeah, we had to start with you on my back sitting down your 700 pounds You guys rolled Ari would get you you did tap big bond. He'll get you You get tired and you catch in something you wouldn't know it was more tired than I was sure Well, he's definitely tired out. He's old, but he he just lies there and takes his time Wait, you're saying I did not tap you twice with an arm triangle with an arm triangle.

1:46:32Yeah I don't think so remember this position. I remember going like this Is that when we started with my arm like that first and second time? No, we had a arm. We had a hold on we had every single time we had to start with him on my back You made us start with him literally arms around me. I made him start with Overunder from the back. That's what it was over like like at Eddie Bravo tournament The Eddie Bravo invitational when it goes in overtime you have two positions you can start from you can start from the back or you can start from spider web It's an even position. Yeah, no, no, no, no Highly disadvantaged I think I turned around and started punching you for real.

1:47:08Oh, yeah Everyone was like stop. You're like Lewis. You're like changing your jitter to MMA because you want to Well, yeah, I don't know if you'll be wrong with Lewis Let's talk about you when the sun when Ari was training. He would have got you But I'm just trying to punch you would have fucked you up. No, you got a lot of punch. Oh, I don't know the moves Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's the thing. I could lay on him and hold his arms down Yeah Oh, yeah, what am I early tournaments that I like you guys to be fully drawn we did this I know I know I was killing him but we should start from No, just for And then I had you I knew it.

1:48:04Had you ever done jujitsu at all but no that one day nothing No, it's walking around with your friends rolling around trying to choke each other you to football Yeah, I just Hold on say why are you guys pretending that something happened?

1:48:22Nothing known it's not a real tap. It's a tap from a advantageous position It's like it's not the same it literally start with his arm around my neck. Yeah, I was He transitioned to that he transitioned that very quickly. I knew you were looking for it It was unfortunate. There's my one move. I could do okay. All right. Yeah, all right. Whatever Another but let's see what happens It doesn't change the fact that it happened. Let's do it on kill Tony you guys go at it. Wow That could be fun. This isn't We can do it Bro, I want You ever think about getting back to it Ari I think about it, but I get Yeah, but if you just like gave yourself in a little bit of shape before you do it Got to get in a treadmill.

1:49:10That's a bigger thing. Well start doing it. Just got walked in my car once Well, you got a really good shape when we're doing sober October. Yeah, you got in there. You got ripped You got six back got a reason you are lean now. Yeah, Ari had to have a competitive when you're a game weight I liked Javier nice Are he did it with with will too no ozampic Yeah, right. Yeah, there's a cheat code now a lot of people are thin Long line of holidays survivors Yeah, the lead is fucking dad His dad's a legit Holocaust survivor Why is your dad gonna do the podcast? He could talk about it. Yeah, yeah We kind of went away with coven stuff.

1:49:53Yeah, we go through that. That's right Right Oh This is awesome I'm just now like how far can he go That's right is great Jamie have I played before these Scottish guys with terets on here. Oh, that's great. It's like my favorite This is just a fun thing Mental diseases and speaking I was watching it first off Scottish is the funniest possible accident I got a great accent. There's a documentary. I think it was national geographic a long time ago And I watched him when it came out. Y 'all these guys rule hold on. This isn't This isn't it Just like you yeah, I know I went over there. I was like these are my people.

1:51:03Yeah, I'm Scottish Obviously hold on we'll find one. No different different one. This is these are the guys though Um, you're Irish though, right? Yeah, are they gonna yell out? Is that happens? They there's three dudes Oh, don't jammy find the one with three dudes link up and go on a It's just like a long documentary and there's like a section of the documentary No, the whole thing's late. It's just a different video. Oh Yeah, if you type in Scottish terets, but I did that's in the I'm your phone and send it to Jamie. Let me see it. I mean obviously highlights I swear it can help it Go to YouTube go to that one four minutes.

1:51:45I swear it can't help it funny Hold on funny highlights. Well, those are all so hilarious. Okay, we hear some me or something I'm sure it's the best to hold and hold and jogging Work is a 10 minute walk away from his home It's never nice yet. Yeah, we feel Some kind of harmony There's one part though because the whole point of it is these three guys link up that have it severely right and they're like we're gonna go We're gonna start a commune or not a commune. We're gonna find a place where we can chill Out in wilderness. They go to a lake. It's screaming. It's all they do is they play a game with her Yeah, they're trying to hit each other and the knots with a ball Having pub quizzes and stuff at the center something like playing shardads So Rob's let me hear you Let me hear a little bit of him talking one of you forget I'm never ever the person that stands up and has to act out what film it is a Cuz I can't keep it to myself And I look right that's my turn I didn't get a word of it.

1:52:57He said I can't do charades because I'll just go up there and say the answer Like what movies and he goes up because I The border between England and I Howdy type in holiday Bam I'm chicken these three fucking rules Carol he constantly takes around their children Hold on taking around the kids is hilarious. That's dangerous. I'm thinking there's no flies there. National Geographic Ha ha ha It's funny that they swear Jamie this is the best part of the whole thing Right here he taps him on the head. What That's so good. That's good stuff It's probably cool that they get to hang out together. Yeah, they don't care That's like the only time they could be people.

1:54:06Yeah, they should ever park. They should be hilarious Try to hit each other in the knots with a ball no defending From behind that's a weird choice But they're playing like a really serious sad music moment These guys rule they killed it. They killed it That's the last one I can't believe you guys said already fucking tap that's so crazy twice twice Norman I'm certain you don't remember I remember you've jumped on everybody you jumped on the whole pile of people Norman You were killing him with an arm bar then I jumped on it try to help but I think I held on it made it way too long She just used gay fucking You Well, you wanted to play football.

1:55:10Yeah, I thought I thought I was doing Yeah, but the problem with that is like I want you to push me. Yeah, like it's pulled me. Yeah, I'm like good I armed dragged you like this is fun It was fun. I had a good time. It was pretty ridiculous. We got all scratched up everybody got their knees all scuffed up Oh my god on a carpet Yeah, we have mats here we just had to get to the No, we were too drunk to make it to the mats the best point the best part of those you guys are going at it like crazy and Carl is just like That's literally like pretending to drive a car when there's a car right next to you.

1:55:52Right. We're like nah Yeah, that's too far when you fuck your girl in a bathroom the beds right there But you couldn't hold it. Yeah, but that's fun something exciting. Let's see what this sink can do. Yeah That's that thing sink and hold you up But if it doesn't that's a real problem I've had a few days When a girl takes me the bathroom I never jump on the sink I Pist in the sink at least a thousand times in my life. Oh, yeah, how many times you pissed in the show? Yeah more often Yeah, I've pissed in the sink. There's a lot of people don't like that No, you run the water. I like it. Yeah, I love it.

1:56:29I like it. I like it. I piss in the shower every time I get in the shower same of course Every time I went to oh, yeah, every time I house But I went to I went to Wells Fargo for you. We went to they got it so six 76ers locker room. Yeah, all the urinals start up here Yeah, the John Stockton comes for a visit. What the fuck man? He's white He's white Ground keeper gory the best thing about business hours when you know any of the knowledge that you're pissing like you're just washing yourself and Let it flow Feels good, yeah, like like our ancestors used to do these just P they didn't hold it in.

1:57:11Yeah, why would they hold it in but even a dog like Ben's the Chargers like yeah letting it fly Pending your own backyard feels good. I feel like an American Whenever I take my dog out to PIP P all the time Counts you have like a half a second delay. It's like the five -second rule we drop food Five -second rule really helps Just think about all the ass at Norman's Eaton and think about how ridiculous would be to not eat food off the ground Shracks. Yeah, you gotta do it Fucking leftovers the restaurant. I hear is when you went to the bathroom. Why not at breakfast? Norma just would see like at the seller stuff coming back and he goes whoa I'll tell you give me that it works.

1:58:00This is never not worked for me You go up to a table that's been sitting there for a while at a restaurant You go you want to clear this out of the way and I go please and you just take their wings. Wow It's never not worked Because he's eating their wings. Yeah, it's wings there, but then they find out that you were not working there Well, that doesn't matter. They run out of the way. Yeah, probably watch that guy just took our wings. He's eating them Yeah, they've never questioned it. They just run away That's so weird. How many times you done that? Oh, she's a dozen Norman is the biggest joy Yeah, is it because you don't want the food to go to waste your hungry both well?

1:58:31You had money. I had no money back there Oh, but now it's just the right but now you just do it for the goofs and I had no food in my house as a kid I think it fucked me up also. It's right there. It's right there when we were at Bono Ru And he went normal went off to hang out Have some fun somewhere and then came back. There's a staff party crawfish boil comes back three hours later I was like, ah, what a crazy night. Look at all these on head like on his heads Just sucking out the head like Lily Phillips sucking the heads is delicious. Oh, yeah, you got to suck the heads You got to do it. It's all the flavor prongs too.

1:59:02You get like a big juicy prawn They cook them in garlic and you suck the heads you've gone from trip to prong You got to lead us Ships great too, but prongs are different. What's the difference? They're longer. It's weirder looking they're kind of cool Prongs they have like a long shelly head Whiskers where those things are And get that brain juice Never suck it's brain juice The same thing Concentrate I did the same thing. You know when you have a peeled tramp when you have to peel it. Yeah, I don't peel it Just eat it. Yeah So you eat ass Who doesn't get sick at this point? I grew up in a time where nobody ate ass that's true back in my day nobody shaved It was chaos very bad.

1:59:49Porn that's porn's biggest victory Porns biggest victory over culture is shaving a pubic care here here Do a joke about it where if aliens came and they were studying the development of the human race They'd be like what happened to the pubic care? Like what happened? There's no documented Like direction nobody told people to do it. It's not a public health concern Nobody like issued some sort of a statement that you should start shaving your pubes right everybody when they started seeing porn They all started shaving their pubes great also kind of taught them how to give head to yes They're getting a little rowdy with the head.

2:00:20It's ladies do to porn when they get a little rowdy and they start gagging Yeah, because of porn now every girl does that right. I've used porn to watch out at eat out maybe get some tips I think they're exaggerating. I was talking to our friend Whitney Cummings was explaining. I never get there yet She didn't know she was she was the one the gagging conversation She was saying that she went down this guy. She started gagging. He was like stop stop. What are you doing? Yeah? She was good for her Yeah, it's overkill. It's overkill. I just show when you're enthusiastic. I did a joke in my special about that.

2:00:52Oh, I've had girls get lit Yeah, I'm like this. You're like don't oh yeah, yeah right Yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking right I know I think that's porn. I think it's porn When girls give a head now like but in the weird it's because like it started out just people having sex And then once people saw people having sex they're like let's kick this up a notch. Yes I like that part. Yeah, why don't you tie each other up? Why don't you do this? Why don't you do that? You remember that one guy that got arrested? Yeah, actually went to me. No, no, no He went to jail for There was something about the way that they tried him in Florida He was famous for like horrible stuff like he would open up those bottles.

2:01:29Oh Yes, right. Rockos are ready. No, no, no, no, he was an American guy Get a cowboy hat. I know you're talking about very disgusting style of porn that it was the idea of like these things keep Accelerating yes getting more and more deviant because people get more max hearts Our So that guy wind up because they tried him in Florida. Yes, no That was back when that was back when Typical bug guy Is championship week you guys ready to throw this Shady's ready Ah Guck guy you can't hear it. Oh You can't let them do that you guys have to bet you have to win your money back that he stole from you at the buck.

2:02:19He stole from me Oh The money he stole from you play the money Oh, hey, hey, no, pull it up. You have to pull it up Oh Jamie pull up. I can't find it. Jamie you got some money from Shane. Jamie borrowed money from Shane and give him a cut Didn't give me a cut. Oh really? What do you mean? I'm a cut of the winnings Get one of the Navy's you got to give him a gap or don't you know what a gap or is on I know a gap or No, a gap or like so let's say if if you and and Shane are playing pool and you're gambling and you don't have any money You say can you give me a hundred dollars? I'm gonna say yeah, of course.

2:03:02I give you a hundred bucks You went three hundred dollars off of Shane you throw me fifty bucks. You throw me a gap You give me a little bit. You give me a piece. You give me a piece of the action. That's right Because I'm gonna have to pay me a hundred bucks back anyway So it was like you know, I gave you the hundred bucks so you can get an action So even though you really technically only owe me a hundred bucks if you want this to keep happening in the future You throw me a gap or yeah, so you throw him fifty bucks. I do like it. I do have an important question for the podcast Jamie Who's the Who's the Epstein pedophile that paid for Ohio State's roster this year?

2:03:36This is information I mentioned to you before so I don't know that it's even true Jamie always sings the establishment positions who's the Epstein? Who's the Epstein guy? Do you want to talk about the Catholic church?

2:03:51Jamie that's his name now Lex wexner what did he do and why does he pay for your entire roster? And most of your campus he donate a lot of money to Ohio State. Yeah, what did he do though? That's Specifically, did you do anything weird? No, I mean just in situations. I have no idea what he did. I don't know either Good. You want to go on reddit? Just Google him see what he did for Epstein worked for him Jeffrey Epstein worked for the guy who paid for your roster. Oh boy. Huh interesting. It's gonna We're gonna have coach spasling on your go well I'm sure Ryan Day can spas all he wants at least saving is the goat yeah interesting Ryan Day born on third Things he had a triple can talk all the city once Wow Now but if we do bet uh, we're definitely using the spread What's the spread we're not going money line on this That you're afraid you already think you're gonna lose no you can't you can't ask for a while if we go money line I'm getting the What shame would be happy if no other day loses by nine no, I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean you won't bet 50 50 Uh, probably not on this one.

2:05:07Oh, is your key. I only know how many no We bet fans are real fans set with you right now. I'm only bet with real fans like Tony Hedgecliffe. Wow Wow the true Buckeye fans. Oh wow Where in Texas gear at the Texas Ohio State game this is outrageous. This is getting crazy. Where is this uh, what? What you want pull that up? Sit land on Monday pull that up Are you guys going hot land? I'm definitely going. Yeah. Jesus Christ. That'll be fun. I'm able to go bring my father. Tony's going Big Phil Phil made it to the week one and then he had a heart attack week two against Northern Illinois I put him in the grave.

2:05:41Is he alright? He's back. He's been trained in Consistently to get to this game. Hell yeah So do you see I get plus two eight why is it favor? We go money line Like He's really lines ridiculous. If you guys are men, you gamble. Whoa Put the money down. You bet 100 bucks. He bets 100 bucks. Yeah. Dude JMO I don't know anybody that mattered to him. How much do you do a hundred bucks? That's a bar. Gucci shirt. Yeah, do a hundred But whoa, what's getting on your shirt? The shirt you took the picture with your shirt. Oh my god. I sent you guys that That's it. You bought that shirt just to go to the fights.

2:06:28Yeah, Darah Gucci Versace Versace Do you know that do you have that shirt Jamie? We need the photo of that shirt. I don't know. But he does have a ponytail Yeah, JMO's clinging to that air. Yeah Fancy Jamie Jamie I sent you the Leaner to caprio meme too. Please I haven't seen that one This is the one that you get banned All right, you get banned from fucking Twitter for this one or from fans chance blurry Trump's pretty tall. Yeah, Trump's a big fellow. And he's old so he probably used to be taller. That's true. Oh, thanks It's well barons like eight foot nine He's fucking giant. He's huge. He's told me to come on here.

2:07:17Yeah Well, and Dana white and he's probably not done dry. Dana white's the guy who got him on here Legitimately. Did you hear a loved one take the vaccine? Maybe And they took this down. That's not even fake news. This is in the future idea. Yeah, clearly a job Isn't it crazy though? Cookie Well, they didn't take it down. I should say the government told Facebook to take it down Is one of the things that Zuckerberg talked about. He's like what the fuck? We're not gonna take down humorous memes This is crazy and that's when they started bringing him to court and it got They had to like remember.

2:07:49Well, yeah, yeah, and he was drinking water like a lizard Which I got a good credit for that because it was freaking out the amount of fucking photographers in front of him You ever see that not just that like he's freaking out like you're literally talking to the government who are thinking about shutting you down Yeah, and then that one guy was like are you worried about the weight of all the data? Thinking in island? What he goes all the way some megabytes? Yeah, right. He was like no, I'm not worried about How about dudes were asking him why am I talking to this guy? What's faith you run? We're not dudes asking him like Google questions.

2:08:23Yeah, he runs Facebook like it was the whole thing was like so un Like they weren't prepared. Yeah, right a few of them But that's the thing about being a like a congressperson like how many of them are Like I don't care. I just don't know about logging. How many congress people are there? I have no idea AOC how many Jamie four thirty five four hundred thirty five congress people That's a lot if you see that one wacky lady with the crazy glasses from Connecticut Is that what she from with the blue hair Taylor grudges lady where people were like bringing her up because she was I got I forget what the ridiculous argument she was making about Which it never was like who is this crazy?

2:09:00This is a neutral nutty equity argument But with these bananas glasses on Hmm like a character who's a hot lady battling the trans in there Is that a sensey -makes? She's got a nice Yeah, it's battles. She's battling the trans well She's She's like we're done with trans baby Well, there was a first the thing is there was a first openly trans congressperson And she was saying that person's not going into the women's room Oh, right. Yeah, and then the trend the shendon that then my memory this right then the trans lady was like I just won't and everyone's like how do you just that's the crazy lady?

2:09:37Well, that lady look at that lady. That's hilarious Look at that lady. She says that's not playing. You're like a maca You gotta listen to some of the things that she argues some of the things she argues is hilarious Wow, she's like fully fully woke like with her purple hair. She's like deep Damn in the trance like an art teacher. She probably put a mask on the moment. She was done. I'm amazing She doesn't have a mask on what she's up there I see people with masks on every day. Yeah, still in Tejas 100 % every day every day. Yeah, I see him every day Yeah, you said that that's so funny killing me Who there's an account of this kid that's like you we need to be wearing Oh, yeah, that guy seems really yeah, I got five years of remembering to mask up really not Yikes, yeah, well, just you mean there's a lot of people like that that they cracked They cracked see the video the guy driving over a Trump sign then he got the flat tire They put like yeah, they put the video the guy who wired his Trump sign with the lecture No, they grab and they get that fuck Genius the guy who ran over it was like I'm talking hey Yeah, why'd you run over it?

2:10:48Yeah, he blamed on that guy. Yeah, people are so nice. They're stuck. Oh yeah, yeah I saw a video this lady she hit and run this this other lady and She's running away and the lady catches up to her and she's filming her and she's screaming don't you have a fucking heart I'm broke and she starts screaming and like pulling her fucking shit out of her glove box. It's all chaos Hey, yeah, yeah, you fucking bitch Fucking heart like whoa Yikes some people are just Yeah, people and Trump being present like ultra crack them Yeah, oh because they were told that this is gonna be the end of all their freedoms are gonna get locked up no one's gonna get trans They're gonna throw gay people up the roof Shane's got the glasses on it's not dormant Norman went for it.

2:11:30Let's do it. I'm gonna do it three Yeah, I'm gonna get crazy. I was at a bar with Zerosa last night Madegger What do I see on top of the shelf behind the bar dros like let's do shots? I'm not doing shots I love shots love shots. Yeah, he loves talking to you into it And I was like I will though have a beer the right way and I looked up behind the thing No way this fucking thing is up there. Oh Get me that funnel and the bartender goes what funnel and I'm like that American flag that American eagle watch it out Bring it give me that he didn't He didn't let you funnel. No, he didn't wash it out I don't want to wash it out.

2:12:03He brought her over And it's out there eating ass. Yeah, you know how'd you know the bartender's like how'd you know that and I'm like I just know things Yeah, bro, I put that on the mat. Yeah, you better believe it. I am that eagle. I'd love to see what the sales did with this show I think oh, probably a roof at freedom funnel big spike it had to go through the fucking roots spike That's you know how many fucking smells like that we're gonna talk about the COVID This show has been a giant boon to the smelling salts market The smell of salt markets got through the fucking roof. Yes The ball it barely was around nobody cared nobody cared now kids are doing it when they work out you see those videos You can't lift the bar and they put the study's like Wow, it works It works videos where they're giving them to like just strangers No, they go like Walmart and I like here try this and then people like his effent well what the fuck did you just give me?

2:13:02It's got a sad action wants on I'm okay. No, sucks If Joe wants it, that'd be fun. I'd like to do it far away You get the hit too. There's a strong. Oh, there's a strong. I can smell him here. Oh my god. Oh, what are they like my ex? They smell like that. I'm good. Oh, Jesus is strong ready here we go God Bernie Hey, by the way, how about these parks in LA? We're protecting them. Yeah, they're on fire. We're here to help We have protection I think we've got a whip from here. Get a big whip come on man It hurts I know what you guys give it a shame give it a shame he's going in he's going in Take it get in there son.

2:13:59Oh, this is good. Let's go It hurts No, goggles go Leo mighty get in there like a man like a man Hold on I got a little there. Yeah, I get a big one. Pio took a half the other day a dabble do you? There you go you barely got on me Fuck you, John All right get that peek in my eyes Yeah, you got it Get in there. All right get that schnauz to work. Yeah, it's dangerous at all. It's coach. No, it's good. It's kosher. I check that guy Coachers that guy in that video said it's kosher because I threw it in the ocean Remember when we could just do blow Oh He took it on the chin Brian Simpson still has the best reaction To take his headphones off and ran out of their building pull it up.

2:14:57It's like sour. It's like black. We want to laugh or see magic Jesus Lock up the deodorant see magic's playing a kiltoni's band Oh, that's fun. I'll wake you up. Yeah, you get to hang over. I'll cure it. Oh, yeah, we're gonna get the fighters Watch Brian Simpson here. Oh, I can't wait. Oh, man. This is the rest of the episode. I'm turning to me some Ellen stuff Bro, this hurts from here. Oh, man, Joe Yeah, it really is it's Brian has no idea that work of the devil here we go get the camera on him He even take the headphones off he just ran away with the mind That's a great. I'm like a great impression of his dad Brian's the man we lost him Brian isn't it Brian just did a show with me he was in a Dallas or Santa Wap bit is one of the best bits in Credit deserves it's one of the best fucking bits I've ever heard of my life about it.

2:16:09It's such a good bit When asked pussy It goes into like the the England Empire and like it's such a good Long We're having a song about wet pussy such a well -crafted bit. It's so good It's one of those bits where you see you go. That's a piece of art right there. Yeah, that's a fucking he takes you on a journey through history He could really ends it with a bang jokes all the way through. Oh, you're such a funny guy He writes, but it's like he's he effortlessly kills more than anyone I've ever seen in my life effortlessly kills Yeah, I think he was high as fuck. We did a San Antonio's thank. No, but I know I was with my Thank was he on stage.

2:16:49Yeah, yeah, so I was like everybody else is like nervous and then you look over and you see him and he's Yeah, he's no problem with silence just talking yeah, yeah killing like he everybody else would get up there And be like oh fuck fuck fuck right. No, he's composed. Yeah, he's composed. He's great. Yeah, such a fun guy too such a good dude to hang out with like Yeah, he's one of the best green room hangs and when you crack on him, he laughs hard. Yeah, best the key like a dude who could take a joke Yeah, some guys are really good addition to mouth. I could take a joke, but already did not have Just for the record I definitely don't you whimper oh, I do remember the way I'll remember you're a little nasty as jumping on the I'll remember you faking you cock sucker.

2:17:39I got right on top you tried to save me from Joey Rogues, but yeah He's a problem. Yeah, you got some some real beef on you well that was a moment where I had to show shame what the fuck is up There was some alpha With the football stuff. Yeah, but there was no I was a hundred percent aware what was gonna happen There was no part of the old house. Oh, you had a gleam in your eye. I thought you thought you'd take it. Oh, yeah, for a second You're like I got this guy. This is four foot eight We've had that we've had this conversation. I think every protecto part. Yeah, every time you two Have no clue how life works and like I think the three of us could take him.

2:18:21Yes. I'm the only one every time that says he would literally kill all three of us I know Look at the arms Look at the thighs Compared to a lot of dudes I am this is that's the thing. There's a lot of dudes. I know they can fucking murder me easy See the problem. That's what's uncomfortable about being around the UFC like yeah I know 135 pound dude that could fucking take your life What was up with that last fight with a herb dean kept calling it he could be like stop work work And you're like no mally fight. Yeah, I don't know what was up with that Yeah, I don't get the guy in trouble. No, I mean, I think he's getting instruction from someone who's telling him to keep the action moving when fighters Go to the ground.

2:19:11They're not doing anything. Keep the action moving. I think I don't think that's herbs call I think someone's directing him because one of things that her and I think by the way I always say herb is the gold standard. Yes, good a referee is ever existed This is like there's him there's mark Goddard. There's a few guys that are like right up there that are like elite of the elite Like you see them referee in a fight like they're gonna they're gonna handle it. It's gonna be perfect It's just like you know, it's a tense job Yeah, and if people are breathing down your neck saying to keep the fights moving You know what's he said something to the something along the lines of if someone would like me to just let them fight out on the ground no matter what I wish someone would tell me that so that means that someone's probably told him yeah to keep the action moving that's Yeah, they want it to be more entertaining.

2:19:58I hate those fights. You know who probably told him it That's white Yeah, he hates he hates a fight like that where there's no action the guy just takes the guy down and hits a little punches He hates that shit even if you're winning He wants guys to go for the finish. He wants guys to fucking brawl He wants it to be exciting. Yeah, I guess for them too. He's like look you want to make money in this sport You got to leave the fans wanting to see you fight again Yeah, that's true and the difference between a guy who's a champion who you know can make good money versus a guy like Conor McGregor Is Conor McGregor gets people excited about seeing them fight.

2:20:36He puts asses and seats. He knocks people unconscious So when you see that guy fight, you know, you're gonna see some wild shit either he's gonna win or he's gonna lose But it's gonna be a fucking balls. Yeah, guys never been in a boring fight in his life. He knows he knows how to pronounce He knows how to pronounce that old guy That guy didn't really Yeah, I got swallowed that punch too. Yeah, well, it was not much of a punch was more of a smack. Yeah I give you a smack Hello smack what a fuck is that guy? I give him a smack like I you hit probably had a drunk chin Oh, yeah, like a pub in Dublin now Seven years Been knocked around a million times Those Irish people but they're still fighting but I was reading about France get the British World War one and World War two France lost 25 % of their men in World War one and another 25 % of World War two 25 % You guys watch the Chamberlain thing on Netflix.

2:21:34It's great. What never is it? Well Yeah, yeah, the British guy church. Oh, what did I say? I know that was the guy before. Oh, sorry. Yeah, you did the Horse Norman Norman, but yeah, the church old doc is incredible. This is gonna change Ron Howard did it Yeah, they bombed the shit out of the That right yeah, okay, they just bomb like kill and civilians like the IDF Slaughter house five that's curving it dressing. Yeah, it's a good time. It's kind of crazy when you think about how that was not that long ago No, these people lost 50 % of their men. Wow. Yeah, fuck man in that wild fuck and now we have people doing it again They're saying let's do it again and they were just bomb London randomly like Hitler is like oh you gonna push back on me Just go blow up buildings and they knew the codes they couldn't say Let's stop these like bombing because and they'll know we have the codes They should like try to evacuate the right people the right time Crazy they were sleeping in the in the subway What does it keep common carry on yeah, but then the FDR Kind of shit on Churchill.

2:22:46Yeah, and then you play in games make friends with Stalin who is a big fucking liar Well, what was the I just watched it's not a game you would know this better the most the Stefan I was trying to explain this wouldn't him and Janice Ron that Churchill had a wild idea invade Russia I think the end of the war at the end of the world I think at the end of the war it was Churchill He he recognized the Soviet Union was like a major problem They got rid of Churchill as soon as the war ended. Yeah, basically. He wasn't a peacetime. Uh, I think he lost After that you've everyone the war yeah, yeah, the new election.

2:23:21He wanted to you wanted to fire it up again I think wanted to fire it up. I think Patton that's a stretch. Yeah, and the Soviet and Eisenhower There was a lot of people that went yeah, it's got men of our Superman like you can't allow this guy unchecked You can't allow Russian operation unthinkable That's not a two -related possible future war plans developed by the British Chiefs of Staff Committee against the Soviet Union during 1945 the plans were never implemented the creation of the plans was ordered by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill in May 1945 and developed by the British Armed Forces joint planning staff in May of 1945 The end of World War II in Europe one plan assumed a surprise attack on the Soviet Union or Soviet forces stationed in Germany To impose the will of the United States and the British Empire upon Russia The will was qualified as a square deal for Poland But added that does not necessarily limit the military commitment the assessment signed by the chief army staff on June 1945 concluded it would be beyond our power to win a quick but limited success And we would be committed to a protracted war against heavy odds The code name was now reused instead of instead for a second plan which was a defensive scenario Don't throw it Don't throw it Defend the Soviet drive towards North Sea and Atlantic Ocean which are all American forces from the continent Jesus that's fucking terrified.

2:24:48Yeah, that's terrifying. It was a these motherfuckers love war Oh, yeah, that's their business. So the union was yeah evil well Also, they lost a lot of people during the war and they were a little bit or about that and they knew they were about to get the nuke Oh, yeah, it was like now America's the only one with the nuke and they got a bunch of those rocket scientists from the fucking Not to see a lot of we get it done now Where the only ones that ever have the nuke right The crazy thing was the rocket science They're like listen I know you're a Nazi, but who knows We need it. We know chair come on over What's the lady that wrote the Jacobson and Jacobson and I just listen to paper and rice I just wrote the I just listened to the paperclip book and it's terrifying terrifying the nuclear ones the scariest the nuclear ones the terrifying one Operation paper groups crazy to she delves deep into those things But the nuclear ones like oh my god.

2:25:46It's just the Russian version of it Oh a secret Soviet operation in which more than 2500 German specialists scientists engineers technicians who worked in several areas from companies and institutions relevant to military and economic policy in the Soviet Occupation zone of Germany and Berlin as well as around 4 ,000 more family members totally more than 6 ,000 people were taken from former Nazi Germany as war reparations to the Soviet Union It took place in the early morning hours of October 22nd 1946 when MVD Previously NKVD and Soviet army units under the direction of Soviet military administration in Germany headed by Ivan Serov rounded up German scientists and transported them by rail to the USSR By rail wow Didn't have any use much related equipment was also moved the aim being to literally transplant research and production Research centers as well as a V2 rocket center of middle work from Germany to the Soviet Union and collect as much material as possible from test centers Such as a Luftwaffe center Millicentral military aviation test center at say that word.

2:26:57What's that word? Erpro Bungstel Erpro Bungstel Rockland Taken by the red army on 2nd of May 1945 Fuck what type of German goes and works for the goddamn Soviets Nazis There's taken away and say what you will about national socialism releases in ethos Good point It's from the big of basketball Some cubes in here The CIA guys ice cubes please ice in there young guys Oh, there is ice that's why passes to you He poured it into his glass I think all of it Don't drop it back in now He's a while disgusting You got a few we'll get some more sniff these um hey, I'm scared okay the uh the whole fucking Nazi scientist thing is wild Yeah, they just accepted those guys you go to Alabama.

2:27:56It's all brawn. I got brawn built everything out there It was an asset. Yeah, it was like gold the gold and land Nazi like like that kind of thinking was like Yeah, we need the gold. Yeah, you need the Nazis bring the scientists or what town is it in Alabama? It's got a club there Huntsville. Huntsville. Yeah, that's it. It's all Nazi down. It's all nice. Yeah, it's like Nazis and black people That's it. It's quite a town. Yeah, it's an urban club and every single comedian that goes there must do the same joke I did it. I said you guys have fucking nasty are you fucking yeah Rockets going up I got 10 minutes out of that.

2:28:31How about that one dad at rocket factory in Florida that was run by a satanist What yeah, yeah, an open satanist during the middle of the whole fucking rocket development program Yeah, this guy was he ran this place that's now like one of those haunted places where people go to visit and Then you if you go there there's like spray paint all over the place and like devil signs and shit. Oh nice People have gone there and like tried to find ghosts jack Parsons. Wow, so this guy So this guy is caught in an article on him. Oh, yeah, this guy was like literally one of the fucking main rocket And warning are there any cold to our knees?

2:29:06Yes, cults guys are so horny so horny practice The occult and let us sex cult. He was also one of history's most important rocket scientists There you go fucking fucking whack off you idiot. Let the guy cook Let him cook really and people all twisted back at Dan We're good daddy back then all those scientists were getting crazy pussy. Oh wow freaks They were they were banging their graduate students. Oppenheimer. Oh, yeah, they were all banging everybody and whole movie Just fucking the other side this wife. Yeah, true We did wife He was a good look for the He's yeah, yeah, he did well A lot of people good a lot of people great.

2:29:46A lot of fucking Finanth thoughts. All right, a lot of agents like a dude. I think finally yeah in the pussy too. They were all chasing tail Turns out dude like pussy well, that was the thing about don't you ever get scientists never they were like rock stars back then Yeah, well, he's a cut Einstein. Well, he was a little old bad sign But yeah, he was a little old and that was a part of why those guys wanted to be famous sure They wanted to be like intellectually famous and be like the big man on camera. No degrees loved Still happening now. It's still happening now all these guys become all the scientists You got a lineup, but he's got 74 children.

2:30:29They just weren't fucking because they couldn't and now That they can have Instagram accounts. They're fucking yeah, they're probably fucking. Oh, yeah Neil the grass is up Uranus Black holes Quasars There we go. What a ring on its Saturn Jesus Christ I've been drinking so when you saw these drones. They make any noise Not really they were so high up But how can you tell how big it was it was really high up? I mean it was pretty fucking big You couldn't miss it and they were fast as shit too really if you missed it you missed it Wow, yeah, it looked like a UFO it looked like an SUV with lights on it on the bottom and What was the shape of it kind of a Sorry, little Steven Like you know kind of like a rectangular black rectangular with lights on it and you could see the propellers Yeah, yeah, wow, but they were quick they were moving the thing about these things is they're able to stay up in the sky for five hours at a time Five hours the only government probably nephew was bar mitzvah 30 minutes.

2:31:36Yeah, that's most of the ones that we have in America What I didn't get your own That's a full mitzvah That's that fucking freedom bar I got your ass. I'll do another one You know, be cool. You're fucking bizarre that that kind of just went away Well Trump said he's gonna say what they were but then it kind of fizzled just say it Well, he said they know what they are when I get into office It's one of the first things that I'm gonna disclose to the American people. Yeah, I think it is I heard they're missing weapons What I heard that I heard that one that they were there were scanning the sky They were looking for radioactive signal There was some guy that was a drone manufacturer in America.

2:32:16We played his video And he was saying that they do have the capability to look for gamma radiation and that there was a nuclear warhead That was unaccounted for yes, they were worried that someone slipped into the country But that's we've been diving down that rabbit hole doesn't seem like that makes sense All of them be like that and why not just say that's what they're doing. Yeah, I don't know because then people would freak out I always go with that massive stereo reason I never buy it Well, here's the other thing if they don't have to tell you why would they tell you they don't want to but because it just makes more work for them And this isn't mass hysteria.

2:32:50I guess it's not it's not yeah, just minor hysteria No, it really cares. Yeah, there's so many things going on simultaneously like I'm sure it's something else It's too fucking wars, you know, there's a ship blowing up in Syria. Oh, yeah, things are happening often right Syria Syria like they they lost their government. Oh my god. It's all like I've fled like like Ellen Did he die they killed right? We're trying to figure out if he's is playing blew up We heard his plane blew up and we heard it didn't did you see this? Just playing what off the radar. No, it was impossible She says all the day do disclosure and that there's two kinds that they that they don't know what it is Well, click on that ship because this is she's girl.

2:33:23Oh, she loves her. Oh, she is pretty unexplained. What's the council? Full screen. Oh, it's a government agency that investigates you a piece they investigate a lot of other things as well But they'll be I'm told this starting this year one all my senators in a gamer chair That's where you know things are good and they will explain how they've been debunked I've been briefed on this and then some of the ones that are unexplained they will also release to the public They're also going to Sorry, I didn't know what the hell that meant. Oh, what's this in this one? A classified information you can't talk is that that's interesting If it's too weight wrong, why are you skipping ahead because they're giving with their idea on what what they think it is and just Mark Agnon which Okay, let me hear what you says Pro the government is gonna start putting out some the information on which ones are that they have debunked and how they did bunk them because I think That information would give more trust in the process to with the government because I don't trust them I don't I don't trust yeah this point any government agency because we've been lied to for so long By all of them, but um, but then while I do that they're also going to release information on what is unexplained Arrow it's a government agency that investigates you a piece they investigate a lot of other things as well But they'll be doing this I am told this starting this year Starting over the next couple months start releasing information on videos and photos that they have debunked and they will Explain how they've been debunked.

2:34:46I've been briefed on this and then some of the ones that are unexplained They will also release to the public so I think that's that's a great first step in some trans people have you ever met any of the arrow Beautiful eyes A little amazing isn't it interesting now that a congresswoman can go on Internet show and say I don't trust anybody in the government now and everybody's right. Yeah, yeah That should never happen before I know but now it's like I don't We can't be saying that you're the government, but here's the thing It's like but she's but she's a representative like she's not like someone in the deep state She's not someone worker for the military industrial complex, right?

2:35:21So but you never saw that on any television show in the past me the press would never say that Not a chance in hell They'd edit it out and the congressperson would never do it. They would never say that Like the world is fucking government agencies the world fucking different. It's fucking different now Yeah, she's on a podcast. Paltes are on podcast. It's all cooking well people are it's probably millions of people watching her For sure versus you know, you go on CNN you get five minutes and 35 ,000 people are watching it You know, right. That's real those are real numbers Damn. Yeah, it's it's a the world has fucking changed it's flipped and then this time around here's what's really crazy So many people are trying to go to the inauguration like everybody wants to go there really Yes, Labradi's want to go there business people want to go there.

2:36:08It's a totally different vibe because they don't take pictures They're not going with a B. It's not the best guy to go Best Twitter follow out cracker the year. Let's go Best Twitter follower out there easily hilarious. Yeah, Jamie told me about him first. I was like what? It's funny as it gets he's fucking hilarious. He's supporting the Irish quite a bit. Is that right? I feel about that Jema Well that's CTS I mean as long as it's not Lex wux. Are you guys betting or not? I'll bet him about a thousand Jamie hundred bucks Let's go higher You got the caesareena That's tires you look a little nervous.

2:36:47I'm not nervous. You look like when Ari was choking Oh You gotta be able to reuse them with this you have to He got a grab him wherever they are No, I'm not nervous go Irish. There you go So what do you think? I know very good game five hundred Jamie five hundred five even You guess what I know you got a You don't know idea how much of an advantage it's not money It's embarrassing, but you make way more than him. So we got to even it out. It's mine. I mean he's He doesn't spin in right. He makes a hundred grand a year. Yeah, he intentionally but a dog doesn't eat a lot James frugal. Yeah, JMO He's got that money safe.

2:37:42He's not frugal. He's got a nice car. He's a shit. What do you got a Tesla? I got a hundred from 1987 Hey, Dan. Well, get that my lesson to Lex get that we that plaid I understand the right names. You got that plan. What's his name? I know. He won doesn't Les wester less wester less wester West jester. Ari, how can you still have him buy a nice car? Yeah It's in New York. Why are you here? We're a balance. When I get out of New York, it will come move here So you can get a car done get a space laser If I buy you a car, will you drive it? Oh, yeah, okay You're special comes out. Yeah, my specials up here Yeah, right now if you move here, I'll buy you a dope car.

2:38:25What's it called you to hold on? Yeah, you make a lot more than me Helped you pick out your car I'm gonna shut the fuck up. Yeah, I'm like, let me sell this shit You picked that white thing out. Oh, it hugs you when you make turns. Oh, that car. So it gives you a nice hug that you got the Mercedes S class It is a beautiful. Oh, that's an amazing vehicle. True. It's so well engineered when you're in that thing You just float over the bumps. It's nice. It's such a good car. It's nice. It's Pokemon cars take a one they have Hey, look at that. Wow, how'd you do in that jungle? Um, well, there was all these empty fucking where This is just that you did You do this plants tell everybody out there in the public you're an asshole for this how much do you spend on planets?

2:39:15How much do you spend on your frugal my dick? You spent eighty five thousand dollars on those plants. That's insane. It was a bargain. I like it though It's a total new look original. Yeah, dude. I love it better be funny. Oh, it's not funny if you buy them in a jungle What are you doing? I Doesn't have anything to do with the theme of what you're talking about. Yeah, he's in the shit Yeah, nice. I saw it last night at the creek. Oh, you're the best backgrounds. You did the candles and you last one. Oh, that's right Yeah, my backgrounds are boring as shit Great background Good backgrounds That's what you're doing.

2:39:53I think we could all agree the worst background was a Z's when you had that background sideways We could see people walking around the background. Yeah, see people Just like Jones They try to get wacky We could see the people mulling around backstage like what I imagine performing to with someone's in your face And the crowd has to see a guy circling you with a camera. You're through ignoring Yuck, anyway, my new specials out right now America's sweet hurts on Netflix everybody's no diss on disease I like his easy. Yeah, it's not that it's just like the film and it like that. Here's the man. Why would you do that?

2:40:27He's cool. I'm talking about Kelly bit that our Kelly bit is a banger his our Kelly bit. I don't know that. Oh, it's great It's like there's early days like when he's first popping. Oh, okay, great bit It's great bit about in the closet the whole fucking in the closet video series, which is I never seen the You ever see him singing in jail no He looks like he's having a good old time of jail like they all love that our Kelly's in there with him He's like singing what these dudes oh hell yeah, well he did he's basically the barbershop Yeah, having a good time with some fellas, you know, uh, Luigi's in the same jail as P.

2:41:09Diddy. No, that's crazy Olive oil meets baby oil Let's talk about Luigi guys. How many how many panties does Luigi get in the mail? Oh, I said one Yeah, how many ask me how many beers I've had shit hold on here. How many beers we heard that's five I was waiting for I'll give it to you You gotta set some of them up if you want to keep it I'm gonna get another beer this joke has to come out Like hiding Shit there's follow it's a one guy go that's ice One guy that they arrested in California they arrested him he had a blowtorch in his hand The neighbors the neighbors arrested him the neighbors grabbed him they called the cops they arrest the guy and then they let him go Damn, I love it.

2:42:18It's a no evidence that he was doing it. I read that didn't let him go. He just didn't get charged with arson Yeah, he had a fucking I'm talking about it. Well, he was an illegal. He'd already he is this guy the guy that had been deported already and came back in That was the guy who lit the lady on fire in the summer. He kept coming out. Yeah, he had been the fact that there's The guys that are doing this are illegal immigrants. It's very funny to like work your way the whole way to get here And then just settle lady on fire It's pretty hard to fucking get in for some people, but I think a lot of people are just Well, how many people died in the house?

2:42:54It's fire and that was arson Instead charged the felony probation violation her investigation remains active now that she's joy Could be joy Dominic Dominic joy. Is her name Dominic? Dominic? No, it's not definitely. That's I think that's a lady a neighbor She's citizens arrest so she made the citizens run out of Yeah Bro, she goes to the video people lighten the fires. Yeah, I don't know if it's organized or not because the way they're doing it is very clever So they're doing it in the correct place that you would start a fire if you wanted to win the blow straight through the palisades It doesn't it's not like an idiot who just lights a fire that's like near it They're writing a fire with the wind blowing the exact direction and they did it in specific strategic locations If it's all arson it was done very strategically like because like the way it burned through the city The fucking videos are insane on the hill and so the way it lights up on a hill or just like oh Just go so when there's a hundred mile an hour winds are like trucks fell over on the highway You see the the highway no the people were driving by the highway and there was fucking 18 Willers just tipped over all over the place.

2:44:05Yeah, that's how bad the wind was this one says the guy his city was transmogweed. Oh, yeah With a blowtorch Do it now. I was a butane torch which he couldn't afford a lighter. Hey buddy a blowtorch It's more expensive than a fucking lighter. I didn't see it. It was like it wasn't a blowtorch But it was like a imagine saying you couldn't afford a lighter You can go into a restaurant get lighters for free or just light it off a house now you need a torch to your dabs If your dabs guy you need a torch Ah, he's a dabber. He's coming from Mexico to dab in America. No, Lewis is from Puerto Rico. That's America.

2:44:37Yeah, good point Sort of it's America. You don't pay taxes and you can't vote. Oh shit. Yeah, a lot of guys go over there You know, that's the scam. That's like the Peter Schiff scam Well, you go over there if you live there like 51 % of the time or whatever it is like there's some number You don't pay taxes so you don't pay federal income taxes and you can't vote that way the Paul brothers are chilling Big Buckeye fans. Yeah You guys yeah, that's why they go over there. Yeah, they go over there for tax reasons. Oh It's like a Swiss bank like Peter Schiff talked about it on my podcast and a bunch of fellas hopped on that band was like Oh nice.

2:45:10I'll do that. Yeah, cuz like he was explaining why you should do it kind of We're in federal We're in a bloodline hill Texas that's very high Proper tax. Yeah, like you wind up paying. That's why you're in you wind up paying. Yeah, if you want to rent you can do it Yes, Florida no income Yeah, same to really no income tax. Yeah, yeah, we're saying that like property tax now What the fuck do you think we all mean yeah, that was the reason you just love Tony yeah, you want flying cockroaches Flying cock they have those here. Yeah, there's a lot of Christians here. That's Christ Yeah Christ Bro right when we tell we're over that's crisis Like One in Yeah You got a thing plan ahead.

2:45:58There's not a lot of those words left. Yeah start rhyming and you think There out there But I was watching this video with this lady who is in the middle of surgery and she gets a call from United Health Seeing if the person who is undergoing surgery needs to stay over. Why is a person need to stay in the hospital She's in the middle of doing surgery and she does this video. She goes. Okay. I was just in the middle of surgery I had to stop scrub down take off my stuff answer the phone because United Health was trying to figure out of the person who I'm operating on Right now needs to stay Why they need to stay in the hospital?

2:46:37You can't just get an assistant to do it. They just tried a Fuck you. Yeah, sure it's out. This is why I don't have any well. Here's a thing about the palisades The palisades is gonna be crazy because they're a bunch of those insurance companies. They stopped firing churns Yeah, they all bailed exactly. Yeah, so it's like how how many of those houses are ever gonna get rebuilt? Has the money? Well the Hilton's so they'll be bailed out to still be crooked Well, here's what's probably gonna happen a bunch of people brought a step in and offer them a pennies on the dollar for the land Because they don't have anything anymore and no one wants to be there anymore and you can't afford to rebuild There's gonna be a ton of people that can't rebuild Yeah, take the money to get a chance to get out So let's say you rebuild you spent a few million dollars to build a fucking house there And then you can't get fire insurance on that and then next year it happens again.

2:47:28What if it happens again? 2018 it happened just six years ago remember those crazy videos where they're going up to four or five and it looked like oh yeah Armageddon Because the last two years was so flush they called up the drought in LA for the first time in 20 years And they go so there was so much That died those died and then now that's all like burning yeah, well they didn't clean it up right They didn't clean it up and the fucking reservoir was empty and then you tell me this far like 11 million gallons was just sitting there empty Damn the whole thing is so Miss managed and so insane and then on top of that arson and then also those wins and the way they deal with crime The people that was clone of change the fucking climate hasn't changed since 1877.

2:48:10We got wet We got good rain two years. It filled up everything and they were like great the drought is over scientists Called the drought over in LA for the first time since I've lived I remember that and it was like nice and then that made a new problem. They didn't do anything Well, here's the thing about raining when it rains then it means more vegetation right So and then when it dries up after the rain your extra fucked because now you have extra dry shit get a two month dry period Your folks I gotta evacuate three times Yeah, I've been there where where the fucking two houses in front of my house burnt to the ground Have a neighbor's house survived my house survived but on our street There was like four or five houses that were gone If I was in Cuba when they had to evacuate people me and Bobby there her king came it was so orderly really They had three people rushed to the hospital that was the only pro a pregnant lady and two old people And these are hard all but these are hobbles that the Red Cross goes door to door says you come you come Let's go and everyone just goes red cross does it.

2:49:04I think so I say it's head in Cuba Maybe I'm wrong. I think so interesting, but then they just go door to like let's go But they've already mapped out which ones have to be evacuated like you're going to gymnasium. Let's go. Let's go Everybody's completely forgotten about North Carolina. I know they got 750 This is the thing about the Estonian island it goes away assassination attempts like everything just goes away The fucking news cycle so fast now. It's our brains are it's so ticked. Yeah, we're all ticked out ticked out It's a bird we got ticked talk brain who Elon said he might buy which you got too many things Elon take a break take your 18 kids go let them buy it Wow, it's a lot of water.

2:49:44I love these squares. You want to circle? Yes, please it is nice Here we go baby. Let me touch it because you touch the ice Yeah, we don't we don't have any attention span anymore It's fine. Yeah, yeah, how about the lesbian running that uh The right to run that fire department. Yeah, she's doing a great job. That's dyke Yeah He got one in God, hey next Joe Joe How did I not get that one? Joe when it gets in your head sit on it. I'm gonna be ready. Yeah, I'm a leash For like a like a big like when there's a heckler and you're like oh wait, so they say something again I got something you're doing you're gonna get one while you're commentating Oh Oh We're supposed to commentate that's right.

2:50:32We're supposed to do it. I'll do it. I'll do it We might not even have the fights in LA next weekend Oh, they're supposed to be there. Dan is talking about maybe moving into Vegas if the fights if the fires get He said right now. We're still scheduled to be in Los Angeles But if the fight if the fires get worse they'll move it till they move the ramps. Yeah, did they brands playoff game? When was that oh, that's right I was wondering why the fuck they said that. Yeah, what day was that what day was it supposed to be tonight? Past under night. Oh, yeah So here we're It's Monday today's Monday the fights are static So we don't know also like Just move it right just move it.

2:51:15They're going through shit Yeah, and I'm sure some people want the fight but also like dude's they're dealing with shit right now. Yeah, yeah There's no one there also if you're gonna move it move it now So people can get hotel rooms and all that shit because you got to go to Vegas can't be there anyway You got to get flights. Yeah, like a kid flight Yes, they go that's why Vegas and Utah and San Diego are about to get an influx of people. No, they're coming here hard to Yeah, I think it Florida people got to rethink a lot of things right now San Diego underrated It's lost in the soCal argument they always talk about wait.

2:51:55Well, they like town The best LA weather without the guns. I thought about a band. I thought about abandoning LA and going down to San Diego It's like they have the fucking comedy store in La Jolla Great work out of there. I could work out of there Norman's gonna be there. I'm doing my special in San Diego later San Diego's the best great comedy town. Yeah, good people first place ever didn't read Oh Oh Yeah, we did a 420 show there and I was like can we do an arena? The first player ever didn't arena Nice. It's a great fucking town. It's also a military town too. So people like a little bit more fucking they got their shit together Right.

2:52:32Yeah, there's no acting. There's no Dictionary they just they're so oddly conservative. They just sue the city to get medical dispensaries open Jesus. Yeah, they're like if it is medical you have to provide a couple of these so ridiculous and all the Christians and the conservatives like Walk us here. Well, it's the military. They don't want all the soldiers getting handled fucked up on hash and you're fucking machine gun in the wrong plane That's not worried about refer madness They're worried about the propaganda they distributed the shows Well, when you got a people a bunch of people don't get high talking about what happens when you get high you got problems Nah, but they got it though.

2:53:09Yeah, they got it. Okay. Yeah, New York's got mushrooms. You see that that's crazy on the ballot No, we sell mushrooms legally now. That's wild. Yeah, there are bodegas Well legally not legal. It was because people get a fire There's packaging on mushrooms. It's crazy. They don't they're not trying to hide it. It's about to be legal The way they're packaging it that nobody's concerned. So it's not legal. No. Oh, is that no? Well, these bodegas are going for it Yeah, but the one also the bodegas is sell Weed that they can't they go hey, do you have any malware? They go wait here. I'll come right back Go next door But it's great.

2:53:45They're hiding in the fucking basement. There we go. They're hiding my citrus skull and queen Oh, yeah, that's what make it dispenser That's true Sumit you see that kingpin show Penguin sorry That penguin is good. Penguin's great Colin Farrell killed fucking amazing hard to believe that's him one of yours You ever seen him talking in an Irish accent with the fucking suit on. Yeah, he's taking everybody Thank you for the fucking great show. It is kind of sad and amazing. So scared We are making a new show that we're like this is tied to Batman But it's nothing to do with Batman. We have to get him in with the Batman I think it'll eventually have something to do with Batman because the end of it spoiler alert Men remember they throw out the bat sign.

2:54:29Yeah, I'm into the show. Yeah Fucking dark series though, right great great time great like you would think like I'm not watching a show about the Is it one exactly yeah, but he's so good that I'm gonna use this for you. This is my first one. No, you did one before. No, okay. I'll get back to it You try to get that twice again After he gets after he gets this down we're gonna ask him more about that bet Jamie Oh, James is very confident with this mula Oh This is great. This is the light the life He's a fucking eight and a half point favorite. That's crazy. How's it like working for Bud Light? You enjoy it?

2:55:15I enjoy it Bud Light I mean fuck That's the easiest one. That's a fucking crazy Bud Light No, it's been awesome those guys rule. Yeah, you brought by like back You really did I never left bro kid rock drank a bud light on this podcast It's over we got a Dylan Mulvaney on here. Let's hear her side of it. Is it true that that person became a man again? I've no idea I genuinely don't know. I was a tick -tock right. I don't know. It's gonna happen I mean if if uh who knows fucking Zuckerberg made that transition She's next you need to be alright Thanks brother Yeah, they must love these shows. I mean, this is the joint commercial.

2:56:00I honestly. I think that's how it happened With Joe yeah and Joe being like they should Joe if you go back to the first couple Joe's sitting there on Bud Light should sponsor you Think about the amount of millions of people that have seen you drink 50 Bud lights in a show Bud Light gave me a commercial possibly responsibly bud Light gave me a commercial once I'd to play a A like a carpenter which even though it fits Just a surprise yeah, and I was like hey, I'm not right for this. I play like HR guys and they go We had a massive campaign with crossmen see it and we felt bad and we want to just give you money Yeah, yeah, I should have given him money He's out of there.

2:56:38Yeah, I'm like see you. I mean Bud Light rules. Well, light rules That's a layer they back and they come in I know they lost it. I don't know. I don't know everybody's drinking enough I did a comedy tour with Charlie Murphy and John Heffron that was a Bud Light tour. No, they're gonna day Oh, yeah, it's ours This is back when you get have white people in the commercial he said he would give me a bud light if I carpeted the house And I went nuts. There's no no trans people at all in the commercial. No, no Interracial couple nothing. What are you doing? Is he on what was that I put carpet in the ceiling?

2:57:17I want a bud lights You the carpet that's horrible casting Look at this guy. It was really was reparations. I guess so hilarious I was like I've done a bunch of these this one doesn't make sense Yeah, they're so hilarious. I was back when they paid Mula big bucks. Oh, yeah, it was not bad kept me in business for a while mailbox money I was getting in business for a long time by winning poker tournaments. No way Played in commerce hollard park when are you frugal arey back in the day like when he was making money Like he started making money playing poker like but are he was like super successful these fucking posters?

2:57:56I found out a key secret that Mexicans that get drunk on payday are not the best Get in the front secret of the pros. You would play like it was a job. Oh, yeah, I'd get in there Also once I was just starting to get high and I could see through people Man, you're like a vampire but nine lines. Yeah, when I'm high. I just see it. You see the fear. I just know what you have. I just know I wasn't good like a you know real pros, but yeah, like my Files guys off by sucking Hmm, dude. I read a book of poker tells once I was in the world series cashed world series made of it. Did you know? Yeah, and um Some guy I was playing against a pro and so there's five thousand people in there, you know Playing a pro everyone knows that's a legit guy And I just read this Mike caros book of poker tales which is hilarious because the whole section on race That's a whole sexual race, but it doesn't apply anymore But it's in there and one was if you look at someone's chips That's because you have a strong hand And you're looking at those chips like those are gonna be mine.

2:58:54This is good stuff was bluffing New that guy New that tell and as I was bluffing I just glanced his chips real quick to give him a fake tell and he's like Well done You did you faked about yeah, you double fake down. Yeah And you win I cast how much It probably won like five five six seven grand. I don't know But yeah, I was up a lot. Yeah, for sure That's holy shit. That's fun though that you hold that off You go like 15 grand if you want to hammer some of you win like 15 grand it kept me And then you had to get a walk to the car. Is there a bit advantage to having a little performance? Like like you can be performative.

2:59:36Yeah, people talk a lot. They're bluffing Oh, they're white dudes who who bet back at you just get out. They're just looking to play right They don't want to take chances and they'll say have it. Yeah, leave them alone How about that interesting. Yeah, bravado is like look like hey man, you're gonna call her and I have it. Oh Yeah, now You go the shades. Did you say that to them? Do you talk shit to them? No, I just called and then just knew it Do you ever talk shit? No, not there. No, really? I would just be happy. I just be fun talking shit is an extra element of talking shit of a poker table is crazy Do we have me and Lauren sorry my agent when we were playing in the world series and and we're there's like there's big brakes every like five hours Go for an hour go help whatever and I'm like, but we're both complaining about bad beats I'm like fuck this fucking socks this guy called me all the way out of the river hit a two in the river Fuck him right then one of those guys in a wheelchair those all heads, you know He reels wheels by and we're like this fucking said.

3:00:30Yeah, life's pretty good All right things are okay. Yeah, all heads. That's my insurance America sweet arts on Netflix right now messages like that 80 ,000 dollars in plants I know what he talked about fucking money. How much did that candle's cost the candles cost less? How many thousand candles one for what yeah a dollar candle It was a lot. They're all a lot. I don't know kids how much did the candles cost? I remember being less. We were spending more than the fucking candles man Really good audience plants But the candles you got to keep redoing You got to keep redoing so you have to hire handlers and then they burned out faster than we thought with the AC was on Yeah, keep like a career.

3:01:13There were 24 candles. Yeah, we put them in the she tested them. It's like 24 hours You're fine and then in the room AC was on like they turned it to four hour candles and we had to source Overnight on a Saturday Oh Man, yeah, what's with you guys and candles? You guys What's you guys in no -bout prizes? Constantly setting the curve What's it with Germans and engineering? Why what's the reason for that like why were they so good? Yeah, why that I think they have no fun over there They're all business their cars are great. You think it's a meth thing. I'd be a ozer. Oh They're all doing meth right well.

3:01:52They're porn is weird too Ooh, that's a nice way to oh guess this I found this out today. What's the number one city in the country For a drug abuse drug abuse Per capita or told yes, yeah, like totals like percentage of people that are abusing drugs but major city Otherwise, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go on Salt Lake City. Nope. No, I'm good. That's a big one though a lot of meth there It's gonna blow you away hold on with all guess. It's gonna be some uh springfield Missouri Nope, Montpilliers. Nope Phoenix Coke, Coke, you know, oh, yeah, they were talking about coke and meth they were talking about the percentage of the population that does coke and meth I thought you met like Degenera drug addicts no, it's the apparently it's because that's the trafficking route where the coke comes across the border Right, because you know it probably comes through the bottom of Arizona and shoots through Phoenix and everybody gets Cokeed up in Scottsdale.

3:02:48Yeah, they got a lot of money out there. Oh, they love coke out there. Oh, yeah Well coke makes you forget about herpes. Yeah, yeah, well coke She's got coke and herpes like cook it. I only have herpes Those uh, coogers out there they're all in golf cards and fucking dentist with fake dicks. It's a great place to be divorced Like you want to get divorced and you want a party open carry too. Yeah, let's fucking go you want someone out of the house Yeah, free wings. Let's go Yeah, this is nice. It's nice. I like on place. It's desert It's a nice idea. They don't have any comedy club. So what Phoenix These scots did a lot of scouts last weekend.

3:03:29Yeah, Scottsdale is one though. Do they? Omaha ranked as the worst city for drug use through the United States. Oh come on. This weighted system. What's the weighted system? Highest drug rate. I had Phoenix at the top for cocaine. Yeah No, no, no, no. Take cocaine out. Just put heroin out. Yeah, but what's the not go to the go to the numbers go back up It didn't have numbers. Yeah. A percent This is all talking about scrawled people have used that Jamie go to that chart trying to show you what it's Jamie. Just go to that chart. Make it bigger. Phoenix number one 15 % of the population but see what it says See what it says.

3:04:01This is what it is. Oh, no one is Phoenix. This is a population that have used Wow. That's just and cocaine. That's why it's isn't that crazy 15 % One million five hundred 63 people and 15 % of them are doing math. That's wild That's wild. That's a lot of people doing math. That's good. It works. 15 % of them. Yeah, there's people listening to this on math right now Look at substance use estimated by city number one Aufmerciful marijuana. Oh, yeah, alphabetical. Look at this. Oh, oh, 61 % marijuana. What's the lowest percentage of a marijuana? 1664 % A percentage of marijuana. It's so crazy everywhere.

3:04:42It's like 60 plus percent. San Fran 54. That's low. Wait. What? What? What? San Fran's low way. That's really no way. Do not trust then witchy Tasha the zero chance. It's San Fran They're no for it. Virginia Beach 61 % San Francisco 54 fuck off this date. You ever done it? You ever done math? No Oh, dude. Did you do it accidentally once? Yeah, you're clean What's it like you start cleaning things? Yeah, I mean it makes you really horny. It just heightens everything really paranoid really horny really You want to do shit. It's like aterol. Is it the same as aterol? Do you have the same feeling?

3:05:18Yeah, but it's times a thousand a thousand Maybe not a thought times a hundred. Whoa. Yeah, it's a good time. What's this makes ball players immortal? What is this? Oh, it's called greenies Why? Greenies. Yeah, they did not launch it 2006 is that the doc? It's something I have to look at some guy I'm like alphillum mess and aterol sort of a cousin. Dexter dream. Oh Yeah, I'm acid. Yeah, that was acid. Wasn't that like he didn't know that he was gonna have to play? Yeah, it was like tripping balls So to show to Johnson on acid duck something Doc holiday Doc Doc of the bay and it was one of the first like animated stories No hitter on acid.

3:06:03I don't know what that was like he was beaming people What's it yeah, it wasn't like a perfect game. No, but he ain't nobody hit him That's great. So he had to he was walking people. Oh really? Yeah, people It was a perfect game. It was still it was still great. It was incredible. It was great Can you imagine we've all done shrooms or been high on stage and had to pull it together for an hour This is a fucking major league baseball game right? He's only doing one thing Twenty thousand people watching you think nobody's like no one's watching back then I mean it was Fourth inning that Richard Nixon was my home played umpire.

3:06:40Oh nevermind. I take it back But wait what I tried I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home played umpire And once I thought I was pitching a baseball to Jimmy Hendrix Whoa, to me was holding a guitar and swinging it over the plate Whoa That's insane. That's amazing Just by the way in 84 you got real acid. That's right Yeah That's a new one yes Yes That's incredible. They don't have full footage of the game. Oh come on. How do they not have footage? They didn't record everything back then broadcast it right right right didn't broadcast every game you got to film everything that's right the olden days Hey films everything I've I'm friends with Matt so I'm not like talking to him now.

3:07:32Now it's like a sweet guy Scottish Tourette's tick where I'm sitting around my house and I just go Matt rife Yeah He is killing it. Oh, yeah, that's a whole new problem. It's a good good bro. He's a good guy. He's a good brother Very good guy. It's a whole new kind of comedy. Yeah, we're talking in the audience always always always I feel like that could bite you Neshoe can but it hasn't hasn't yet if you're good at it you can keep doing it I mean I know guys who do a lot of crowd work and they'll they'll do shows and the crowds yelling shit And they're like this is the stand -up portion and they have their weight and the crowd's like oh we don't care about this They don't care.

3:08:10We want to hear you talking to us No, but that happens everybody like I'll go up there and people are like do Trump right away. Yeah no matter what yeah Remember when when shepelle show was on shepelle at a real hard time. I'm right Yeah, we just shout it out. He wanted to yell it out. They just wanted to yell it out all the time. Yeah, that's a problem. It's yeah Hey, oh, I think came a flying All right No, we're eating Let's celebrate my new special America sweetheart on Netflix right now. Is it all right now? It's all right now Okay, let's watch it all the way through and he's out right now.

3:08:50Is it out tomorrow? It's out when this is out. Okay. He says some crazy Is that like midnight tonight? Yeah, why 14? Yeah, let's go. I'm real balls the material here. Thank God they fucking listen to you I like to fuck around Oh, when did you film that? What when you don't try to get a Kanye song Okay, how much that's why I see each of you are like the No, how much I'm trying to appeal to a sense of there's a whole thing about how we should respect Kanye's music and not listen to his fucking weights And I'm like maybe I can appeal to that modest mouse was like what would be cool if you want to but Kanye's people will go first of all Are you not referring to him as ye in this?

3:09:30Oh? Yeah, yeah, I'm like This is lost you have to refer to him as ye in your special. I'm like well We just yeah, I'm sure they want me to read it. Just like have yay have it say yay Like a little boy. Yeah, like Kanye yay. So if you just Easy. Yeah, but if you just like he calls himself. Yeah, right? So if you just like cut off the con yeah, I have like a dead Like no air sure. I'd say that's not worth the song at the very end But yeah, yeah Which song a black skinhead. Yeah, I knew it. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, my whole tour like this is like I the one all that anti -semitism is happening Christine Ogerson called me because hey, I know he's like supposed to be on This minute, but have you ever black skin?

3:10:16Fucking great It does no church in the wild. He's got something bang or song. I'm a monster. Come on flashing lights Bang bangers his new album is fucking amazing too. He's a sick fuck. He's a fucking killer. Yep I don't bully song and then new albums so fucking good the crazy things He goes on like conservative podcasts and he wears like a fucking stock Alex Jones was the funniest He's done more than one of those right he texted me that day. Yeah, did I talk about that on here? Say it again. I was on a flight back to New York when he was on Alex Jones saying he loved Hitler And I was just watching it on the flight with the holy bible hand on it and then I landed Yeah, I landed in JFK and the first text I got was yo a ta And I was like what a life this is one of my friends.

3:11:07They're fucking with me no chance and then I get a phone call that's like Do you want to fly to Miami right now and do a sketch with Kanye? And I was like I don't know man. He just said he loved Hitler Today earlier today. Yeah, Scott done being canceled The idea the idea for the sketch would have been incredible. I think it was me as Trump and him as Kanye Just doing I know I should have done it. I regret it. You could do it later. You do it now. You do tonight I would love to do it if he ever wanted to be here. It's funny. It's all in as long as you refer to him as yay He's the he's the best.

3:11:47He's awesome. He really is awesome I don't want to get a great artist. You're gonna get a crazy person Exactly period. Whether it's kinesen or Kanye or fucking Jimmy Hendrix or anything like fucking mine everyone That's a giant bit in my special Van Gogh. I've never forgot Van Gogh was cool. What the fuck bro? He's seen through that hilarious. I love that he does that like who can you can't say shit? He's an artist. Yeah, he's a wild man, too Wild dude, you know that you want those songs? That's what you get. Yeah, you don't get those songs from some fucking Paul genius on a on Netflix. I love it.

3:12:23It's the it's so nice Documentary one of the guys that came up with a maid while he was Kanye was coming up. It's a The white you forget about That's a great him and his mom and yes, yes, and she said oh, that's great Kanye It's just like Classic no, it's really really awesome really good makes you love Kanye. Yeah, he's just like a little scared boy Yeah, I just like what do you want from? I think they wanted to stop shit on Jews. Yeah, man. Listen. He's so fun. He's having fun. I forgive him. I forgive him Yeah, yeah, he's too early Yeah, he's too early They're keeping notes you better be careful.

3:13:15I'm I'm never saying anything bad about the Jews but every few years the Holocaust numbers come up They're running the score up a little every year is the Holocaust numbers trying to get those numbers raised That's really new. I try to bring them down point four a lot of people try to bring them down. Oh, yeah, which is a weird Either way, it's weird and they had blacks retards and gaze on that Gypsies and gypsies Catholics not a big deal. You know here else belly ache and yeah, they were in close I think they killed like seven or less I was in Slovenia I heard somebody doing a tour and they were like talking about not these and like you know a lot of slowbacks also Worked out so it's in some ways.

3:13:52It's worse than the Jewish part that was like Hold on a second. I think Slovakians. Yeah, yeah, they got fucking murdered. How many? If you look into no, I think it's more if you go into like the Balkans and all that area they got fucked up Nice real all kinds are wild too. That's again those people like women can drive Is that right? It's got through the war. Oh, I had my cars were in general I mean sure they get they brought a women drive now, but you know It's like those hard war Yeah, that's the reason why the fighters that come out of there so fucking scary of course like Marab Rob Wabish Willie Terrifying those guys that have been through like Chatchney and those Chatchney dudes Dagestan dudes like Hard people.

3:14:43They're gonna have to have somebody tell you how to pronounce someone's name. Yes I'll fuck it up all over and over some of them are ridiculous some of them I get like during the Wayans They don't see me away. Anything like what they sound really the way in is my most stressful time In all of Commentating the way in but not yourself why because I have to remember all these fucking names And they're hard dude sometimes I have to write them out fanatically some of them don't look anything like They got like an O with a line through it doesn't work Just have some of the air piece. It's so loud in that thing and there's people and you know and you're yelling it over a microphone I can't hear them tell me sometimes they'll correct me You know I have to say it the second time I say it right, but they don't look anything like what they say Yeah, especially like Russian names.

3:15:25Yeah, they're crazy. They must get that though. Oh Every few weeks I forget how to say kibbebs It's it's one of those like Oh, yeah, I fucked his name up My mouth didn't work right to tough name my mouth is it work right but he's fighting for the title this weekend Omar's fighting Narob is garbage. Yeah, that's a crazy boy. If it happens I mean where's it gonna be if they move it to Vegas is there a place that's open I guess like where do they put it? Yeah, like the pearl is just a habit. I mean is the T -moble even available like Jamie on a Saturday What's that? What's at the T -moble this Saturday night?

3:16:13Where's T -moble? Shake can you cancel one of your shows? Are you in Vegas this weekend? Wherever you are, it's like you can do it here. Give me the arena Seems like they don't have an event booked unless there's Nothing until the summer is bar mitzvah so we from today. Okay, so they do have it open So that's rabbi if there's a 70 mile an hour win tonight This at the Lakers and Clippers were supposed to start playing again and they're playing with the Clippers for the fights are where the Clippers play Mm -hmm, okay, they play tonight. They have separate stadiums. They're gonna play tonight. Yeah Yeah, it's a tough time except it arenas now.

3:16:49Yeah, do arena. Yeah, it's a giant new arena. They should it looks like they live in a shout out for too long Good name for a rabbi Clippers Who has more holidays Jews or trans? Trans up holidays. What are you kidding trans? Remembering stay trans goes ability day Trans that giant screen that goes around the whole thing. It's like the biggest Inside and outside smart. Where is this? There's this sphere right next to Sophia Wow, that's you fucking you gotta go there Wow, what the home one this thing right here. They said it's clever there. It's just ones from the bottom all the way to the top Yeah, and you have to be no like they're not gonna allow any opponents fans to assist there.

3:17:31You're me What my team? Why won't the opponents fans it there home home field advantage? Oh Wow, that's dirty. Yeah, the Yankees when you buy Yankee tickets if you had an LA and an LA credit card like you can't buy these tickets Really yeah, they were like we don't we want home. I'm like I live in New York. I mean that seems so crazy Jesus Christ That seems crazy. See bombers place. I get you know to meet the rules. I guess Yes, all that what were you talking about Jews? Wait up for that I'm gonna go on UFC. UFC. Yes. I had a thing on you have all the female fighters are getting hot Yeah, which ones you like?

3:18:10I don't know their names. I don't watch but I see the way ins Damon Wayans hold on pull in the pull up the female fighters Valentine chefchenko's hot. Thank you. What's her name? Valentineshipchenko pull her up. She's the 125 pound champ Who's the fans here fat for me? Page page She doesn't fight you have seen him or though. She was doing Baron Uncle boxing. I was like Geez don't do it. I'd bare knuckle her box Lady is Bare knuckles and she was hot Lady bare knuckle Rachel Ostovich. Yeah, they both it was the hottest fight of all time is page only I can mentally fucked up from that Connor throwing the thing at the bus.

3:19:05No, who was that? I don't know was like I said I'd been Rose German you maybe Rose she might have gotten fucked up. That's page Wait, she fought bare knuckle. She fought a couple of times It looks great in bearing no where she from I don't know about beat up nobody looks great. Ari you tell maybe Yeah, there's a ducking it out bare knuckle. I like it beat up Christ That's such a crazy way to make a living Now you're in a lot of rib tits. There was a bare knuckle fight this weekend. It was so fucking bloody It was the great go to the Jackson Wiggle John Twitter page Wiggle John. Yeah, that's the They posted a clip from this bare knuckle fight that was this past weekend was so horrible this guy's face was just a tomato Big red Just wound his whole and he's still fighting Look at this face Hell razor Brothers fight is Blood he drops this fucking guy.

3:20:15I mean, oh he won. I don't know. We won. I just saw this clip I didn't even know the fight was going on but this guy's face is This and you're up see this is stopped now by now. It's not stop if it's a woman He's the guy. I mean look with that much blood Renee. I'll Donna. She her face was so bad. It was fucking horrible His face looks like period. This guys are bolts just duke it out and every time you're getting hit you're hitting by bones so bad But look at that guys. I just blew up from that last punch. Oh, I mean this is fucking horrible, dude Lord look at this. I mean, this is the guy with the fucked up face.

3:20:48Just drop that guy everyone's cheering with her. Oh my god It's so primal. Did he win? Is that what that? Yeah, the end of the fight that's a KO where's the for all that is crazy What are these gentlemen's name? We should say their names. Yeah. Oh, yeah, is it say? Cody Easton Dylan rush that I probably American fuck I'll look her give course. I'll look her. Yeah, man. We're not pissed test these gentlemen. You want to fight on matter here. Yeah That guy is do you know how hard it is to fight with a face that that broken? I mean every time something hits you. It's just like jolt of electricity going through your skull Look at the beginning of the fight.

3:21:26No, it's not a fight fucking insane. Oh, you got a hand of the guy anyone fucking terrible Now that was page of hands in Stitch her up put a towel down stitch her up. Let's go put a towel down like period sex Exactly, but who's the other one you said could could I hunt down Valentina chefchenko chefchenko? She's a pull her up. Well, yes, Luffy Jolopy The last story Chchenko and the chick she fought Alexa Grasso the former champ is she's hot too. Oh, geez Bring her on pretty. There's a lot of very pretty fighters in UFC now. There's Valentina What are you talking about? Yeah, it's great. I like the rock.

3:22:15She sculpted very ripped very ripped dude She'll fucking kill you too, but not too ripped She'll fuck you up. She's also like a competitive shooter. She does like those competitive like pistol events also actually kill you like You can really do like a legit assassin. She's a terrifying woman damn Hot hot and terrifying. Would you mind if your daughters did this? That's tough, huh? Rough I think if I had sons I'd make them at least learn how to fight. Yeah, but I wouldn't want them to fight Like don't first of all if you're my kid you're growing up with money. You're fucked You're gonna find some hungry animal that grew up poor Right unless you're a real complete psychopath and you can fucking rise past that most rich kids are just not gonna do well Yeah, you're not gonna have that that hunger I know when it's never had to worry about food Crime and you've never been beaten up and you've never been you know, yeah, you it's possible You could have a champion that came from a wealthy family, but I don't think I've ever seen it It's a great champion Yeah, yeah, but like a real killer's Christian Christian McCaffrey running back.

3:23:21Uh -huh his dad was a man If I'll guy yeah, I'll grow up Yeah, but he grew up with like a dad that was like this is how you play football. Yeah made him a a freak Yeah, I think in football it can work. I think football's a little different than fighting No, because in football there's a thing the you know, there's a play it goes down You do your best you're not like duking it out in the fucking fifth round where your leg is imploding and your Your liver's bleeding and you're fucking your ears are ringing you still trying to win like yeah, that takes a specific type of Yeah, it's different poverty in your background.

3:23:54It's just fight growing up But what if you got like a tutor for fighting since you were five, you know, these kids are getting your jitsu classes I think that's where I think that I could be wrong. It could be where the sport heads to rich kids where like people with a Train but boxing never did but poor kids are gonna train too. Yeah, they're gonna be anger Yeah, but if you start training jits at like five years old this is different. You're gonna just a master It's different just jits is different because you're not getting hit but like boxing boxing never never got that That's why there's no I mean now there's some white boxers, but like what you got like Tyson Fury who's a fucking gypsy Yeah, so like his whole family but the most in the outs since they were kids just retired Jewish boxers He doesn't get a retire guy.

3:24:36No, he's not retiring. He's no, he's been today. No, did he today today? Retired on ESPN. It's a fury says that's it But I think he's done that. Oh, is that today? Yes. Is that Jamie? Wow? Never right. Well good for him. Good for him. Good for him. You know it's been like three times today Tyson Fury retires. Wow Well, one of the greatest of all time. Yeah, I don't believe him says another guy He might come back like if they offer him the Anthony Joshua fight I know they talked about that. Didn't he didn't he retired before? It's a Bruce Moore no Tyson Fury. Yes, he did. Yeah, but he retired when he was having real mental health problems Mm -hmm.

3:25:16He like almost committed suicide Tysa Overshwarri off a bridge Well, is that right? Yeah, he's losing his mind Tyson Yes, every time I talk to Erie Hirani about like that. He called them They were interviewing and it was like hey today's the anniversary when you first took the oh yeah It's really nice. The heavyweight title. That's a really cool speech. Yeah, I mean it's sad It's sad, but he's like how do you like it goes honestly? It's pretty shit. Yeah, when you beat what's his name? Who's the Ukrainian boxer? Oh, Vladimir Klitschko? Yeah, he's not who we beat to get the guy who's the mayor of Kiev Yeah, he's that really whoa Cool mayor B .H .D.

3:25:51I was here is his brother the mayor. He's a he's the mayor, right his brother battalion was the mayor of somewhere else Vitaly is also a politician Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's crazy and they both saddled up to go to war So did a little machinco. Yeah, you saw up to okay, he's the mayor of Kiev Yeah, so what was his? What if it's so Vitaly's the mayor so Vladimir what is Vladimir's position? What does he do? So Vitaly's the mayor of Kiev and I think I think Vladimir's a politician as well Isn't a little peanut guy politician too. Yeah Yeah, many pack you he's a politician. Yeah, so what does he do?

3:26:32Is he have some sort of a Korean army? These are the guys of the real deal. Yeah, so I'm with a fucking terrifying shoes. Yeah, terrifying dudes and Phenomenal boxers to especially the brother Fatali was an animal. They're both animals I mean, yeah, but he was more tactical than his brother. His brother was a destroyer Just fuck people up man. He was a giant dude too and they were they're both brilliant They're both a lot of PhDs PhDs. Yeah, do you see this? What's this?

3:27:04You can fight in lacrosse like you can hockey. No, you're not a lot who is this fight and the referee's not doing shit They wait till they go to the ground. No, they're fighting and they can't get it in cuz they'll get punched They wait till goes oh That was one and done, but they let them fight. Yeah, they're all okay. That's same as Jose hockey They let them go on the ground That's what I asked is it like hockey where they let him fight Toronto it's wrong for Buffalo. That's crazy. So a full okay if the cross does this it might be gonna talk to starts like the Revan that's true. It might be huge love to step out for his boy like hockey That's crazy.

3:27:41I was worth it. No, this is a new sport where you're allowed to punch in the face Because this was never the case in any other sport like if this is basketball they would have stopped this a long time ago Yeah, so the letting guys box because this is different to because you have shoes on so you can get grip and movement Punch hard. Yeah, the thing about hockey is like your hamper it fall fast. Yeah, you're flopping around and fucking skate Well, he was probably disqualified forever after that. I don't know man Looks like you're allowed to do that because the referees didn't jump in it's a penalty, but bro that You're about to get that change sports.

3:28:17Oh, yeah, I was throwing that into basketball You two in the 80s and beer was all that Imagine a face. Paris people's fucking punch lamb beer, but you're not the time I'll be the best all the time lamb beer shout out no name, but here's the thing. What do you allow to do like you allowed a leg kick? No, no, if you like it. They might found out you're not a lot of it's what it's gay J .M .I .T. found out he tried to leg kick all the time You're in a lacrosse game and you leg kick you can't let go of those leg kicks again Why you laugh so hard? I know how much you love leg Yeah, but I mean if you're trying to hit me, why wouldn't I kick your leg?

3:28:58Who's that box of the one? Going against the rules or we're not we're not playing Now we're fighting I'm gonna kick your fight. Yeah, I had especially if I think you don't know what to do a bell to a guy kick me in the leg And he he went Slow -mo kicked me in the leg it heard for a week No right above the knee on the side of the thigh It makes fucked me up. Yeah, I got a couple drinks and I was going I've ever seen Alex Pereira like gently leg kick this lady. Yes. No. She asked him to she's like just don't hit me hard He gently taps her leg It hurts so fast to the ground then she took a photo it afterwards her whole fucking leg was bruised How about that fucking Asian guy that was swallowing those you see those no homo?

3:29:45Oh, you see a guy in Korea. Yeah, bro. That guy's an animal. Who the fuck is that guy? Who knows? Wait a minute. It's fucking maniac Whoa And by the way that hurts like fucking man This guy's getting mad now. He's like, but he's not hitting a full blast, but he's hitting him pretty hard now She bang she bang Look at this guy just dancing that's crazy Look at that. He took it that guy's an ass. No, I swear they showed no they showed a no where he's like body Look he tells him to hit him again and he hits him hard watch this look look at He hits him pretty hard dude That's kind of crazy prayers a good looking guy.

3:30:27He's a handsome fella especially with the suits on the 26 leg kicks that is So This is me at the wedding That's what I got just touches it just touch it hurts it hurts so bad But wait for it watch when she shows what it looked like afterwards. She shows what it looked like afterwards look at that He just touched her just touched her Now imagine that fucking dude look he just literally touched it. Yeah, well imagine that dude ate like 20 what of them? 26 27 that's crazy. Yeah You might have just been just really good at putting on my D Joe Biden Joe Biden himself There's people that are just built different man that's true.

3:31:16That did obviously just something different something's going on Leah Thomas Yeah I know That's guy He You guys want to hear my impression of Frank Sinatra to pen swim meat. Yes, that's guy It is there she was that's fine. No, I just didn't know you do you gonna pee or am I gonna pee what are we doing here? I'm good for another 20 minutes. Yeah, it's almost five o 'clock already. I say we keep it wrong I'm having a nice great But you got on the coffee song keep it wrong Joe keep on What happened to you it hurts is so cold Ah, it's good now too cold I can't get one. Norman hasn't had to stick with the liquor here.

3:32:09I'm going to Yeah, Norman and I got a second. Nice cube It's alright trick what you want good rapper What is your shirt? Sorry, what is that is that from your special? It's very special. Oh, dude. Give me one of those Yeah, one of those for me stay positive. Oh nice. Yeah, what a word for the show Oh, hey HIV Why stay positive what is is that the name of the special? I hate his whole I hate his fucking positivity the whole theme of the spotlight He's trying to get himself out of his anger. He's so angry all the time if he's not in here I'm actually the whole the whole theme is like get off the news live your life touch grass Not coming from a guy with a severe social media addiction.

3:32:53I know right kind of hilarious It's actually a baby. It's Kyla What size XL? That's too big the back is from my closer about this Holocaust image that's XL That's what you are right. Yeah larger XL. Okay. That's nice.

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3:34:16They must have been like oh, yeah Oh, this won't shit. What are we really selling? Yeah, yeah, it's sports fun. How many coming together? Fucking fun. Have some actual fun from what's ruled it ruled. It was funny as hell. It ruled. Oh my god I'm so sorry by the way that probably saved Tony's ass because then people say oh, that's what he does all the time You asked Tony to do Tony at a fucking political rally. Yeah, which is what you can do Which I told them don't do it, but he doesn't want to listen. We have the same agent. He was like I'm getting death threats from Trump Guys like if he does it when I'm gonna die They might actually kill Tony.

3:34:52No, they had stories already written blaming it on Tony. Yeah, already written I love those league stories that come out once in a while and like oh shit. That didn't happen yet They think we have stories ready because they don't write the story based on who wins They write stories like if Trump wins we're gonna blame this right and if you know Combo wins we're gonna bring Tony into what happened to journalism? It's done the internet killed it clicks It's also the format sucks Right the TV format's the worst and then the news format you you want me to read paper But also they became so self -important.

3:35:25It's the same people that gave shapel a zero percent. Yeah Oh, right you guys are trying to be part of the story and so just reporting on it Yeah, all those little things just led to the end and that led to the fire There Little bit little bit little bit little bit. I mean you want to red pill people burn their fucking house to the ground Oh And then watch the governor do little shimmy when he talks about acquiring the land Shimmy about well figure out a way to We're Gavin Newsom from figure out a way to purpose Satan from hell That's Let me find out about this man Is it from Ohio? I don't know.

3:36:04I think he's from Northern California. He was the mayor San Francisco How long has he been in the middle of school? Stanford he's been the governor for a while he's friends with a lot of people we like they try to be called friends I know He behind closed doors. I think he's like us The college basketball coach of that incorrect. Oh, yeah, we'll talk after Santa Clara. Yeah, California He's just a fucking retarded. He's just a fucking retarded. I knew he was it. I knew it This whole thing has been preparing for him to run for president He acts like a president he talks like a president And if it wasn't for this you know past election, he probably would have ran for president now he's fucked But he thinks he's not fucked so he's he's talking like he's got it all under control He's gonna change everything and make everything better quick some early life stuff.

3:36:54I want to learn about this man I want to know they're talking about fast forwarding the application process for all these people to rebuild their homes Where are they gonna get the money? Newsom's aunt was married to Ron Pelosi and attorney for getty oil Hold on a second get a conspiracy theorist not actual no day That's all I can see. I don't know I don't know this gonna be a good game French American bilingual Get back to the school. I'm learning about this. Yeah, I would high school Jesus Christ. I live the red now. He had severe dyslexia. He still affects him our mother Hmm It's like we the people that we get to pick from yeah, that's the thing.

3:37:37It's like there's no real options He got recalled and they still won really Yeah, people yeah, if they did it now, he probably lose yeah, but look look how many people in California this year voted red like a giant chunk of California Oh giant You compared the map from 2020 to 2024. It's like most of the state is red except for the high population centers All those areas down south like near San Diego all that shit wouldn't read so probably you get a DI high areas are candidate That's DI Jamie toss up some Jeremiah love highlights Oh What do you guys betting what is the bet? I think it should be something not money wise.

3:38:24Okay, the bearer thing We should blow each other Funnel the beer into his asshole and you have to funnel it back in your mouth Yeah, let's go trade jobs for a week Yeah, Jamie on tires J. My love highlights J. My love your freshman ultimate why receiver in the country 18 years old? Good. I know he's turning Ohio. I'm trying to try and turn around last time no today and beat Ohio Cuz they haven't played for a while. I know, but they played six times in the last like 20 years In the last 20 years zero Okay, what's hot? 20 years probably like 94 90s one that one to have Irish because 195 rivalry renewed Wow have Irish pull ever complained about that mascot no, that's what's great about the other Hey True, or yeah, that guy I When I was a kid the Irish guys it complain a lot about it went about true Yeah, could you play kneecap and Jeremiah love highlight?

3:39:46What's kneecap? Can you play get the Brits out and we can drink a little? What's kneecap? I wish they were really whoa Like house pain listen how good this is all right You don't get the bridge up. I like to Illustrations Born our mad one shout out my boys kneecap are they still around? Back in the news it's your favorite Republican roots Every so vent that I choose Oh, bro, I'm putting this on the Spotify. Oh, yeah, I'm putting this on the list You can ask that's the key cunts Lissie sit up go for a dance go for a dance Go for a dance hey That's called get the Brits up Get your Brits up It's in it's here rocks.

3:41:03It's on the oh that's down That's terrifying. Oh, yeah, no, they're all Irish. Quarra. No, that's actually good. They're actually good They're pretty good. It's fun. How do I not know about these guys? Let me hear what they sound alive Oh, go for a dance Here's a tough people Rappin in a polo shirt Brits out Crazy How many people you think are living Ireland it's not that big of a place, but it's has such a huge influence like They all came to America exactly. There's so many. Yeah, there's a lot of you ever had born fighting They don't love condoms great about the scouts irons It's got a great they have a bunch of kids and Protestant See if they have any showy see if they have a good boy for the jobs that they're showing Philly Were you really?

3:42:04No, I not know about these guys. How can we never told me about them? They're new. They're the best In Philly this is maybe not my best story. This is the last time I did cocaine Oh, come on the last time it was it was with these guys What's the worst the worst the worst these guys so not the worst they have a movie Uh, and it's really good, but my girlfriend I watched the movie and I was like oh fuck. I forgot I told these guys I'd go to the show tonight I was like, why don't you stay home and I'll be back. I'll probably be back by midnight I got the green room back All right, I'll do it And then we're out till I got home at like 5 a .m.

3:42:44And the door was locked Oh But she has to lock the door. It's 5 a .m. It was a right. Yeah, she made the room. What do you need to go to sleep with the door wide open? Yeah, just so drunk. I think It was in a 5 a .m. So I was a silly one. I was an elevator. Yeah, no, no, no, you got to bring a key bitch. Key bump I said no, that's the first couple of times, but it was these He could use these bros I got a snow Is that the Philly place? Yeah, I play. I was a good place. It was a great place. Yeah, never gonna need furniture in there Do you have time? When you go back a little bit you like it when you go back a little bit I loved it.

3:43:26I loved going back to the king Do we went did the 999 all of us and we're walking up to where the Philly's play and this is Shane Now yeah, and and just walking down the street not that many people when they did recognize like what the fuck It's the hero of the town Philly rules did it's the best I do love Philly to open your toilet. You did and then you denied it You as you're nasty. Yes, obviously, would you play with that? Oh Connor Connor was asleep. I know Connor was blacked out and he was like I might have been What's the night I was the 999 that was tough. Oh my god. Wait. Did you tell you about this?

3:44:08No, what happened? What's a 999? There's a challenge Go ahead. There's a challenge that's no one should do. Yeah, help me out. Yeah I remember that 9 hot dogs. It's 9 hot dogs 9 beers and 9 innings the baseball Yeah, and the games move faster now. Yeah, so it's tough. It's doing half -hour but we got there early and we were like Hot dogs 9 hot dogs during a baseball game Shane hooked it up with the with the with the booths Yeah, we got the booze in the hot dogs stocked The booth or whatever the That helped a lot because we can get 12 answers instead of 16. Yeah, and no lines for the bathroom. Oh Connor We got there early.

3:44:45Connor had seven hot dogs done before the national anthem He just started power. I'm gonna. I'm gonna be handled as well Really good. Yeah, sick. Oh, and the third inning. He was fully asleep like a heroin addict Wow, and the eighth woke up like did you go? You're like bro. You're so close He got the beers easy, but we were like broke you're so close just eat three hot dogs right now Yeah He did it hot dogs who did it you failed I did like 15 years. Yeah, yeah Holy Shockingly foley did not do it. Where's the room really? Where's the space? Where's this guy? Nine hot dogs. Are you allowed to puke?

3:45:27I said you're allowed column puke Literally every single person column puke and the bathroom into the sink for no reason No, no, it's just making bad decisions. He knows better Yeah, nine beers you gonna make the beers is easy. Who did who did it nine beers during a baseball game is Three hour game. Yeah, 15 easy. I was being the goalkeeper at people like give me beers and we're like nope Yep Garbage chrysanthemum oh nice it was great guys. Yeah Seven dogs before the national anthem was I watched him do it. That was like a Connor. What are you doing? Yeah, you're gonna die. They're not digesting.

3:46:09They want to do it over the whole course You're about to break it down. He's not a big guy. No, he's got abs. Does he? Wow, there you go. Conner is a fucking beast. Yeah damn. What's this from July? Yeah, so it depends on when you've eaten though if I have a neat and all day I could oh we didn't need no one ate all day We're like we're although foley was sitting down hitting He's one chicken. He's there was all the things in the box. He was also eating like a cheese stick Well, I'm a filly I think I could eat nine hot dogs if I haven't eaten the bun though the bon is what gets you Bono getcha Alive six years and nine dogs But when you see those dudes doing the hot dog eating competitions no bun No, they dip the bun they dip the buns right.

3:46:51Yeah, they break it down a little bit before it's in there That seems like it's rough. I had two hot dogs right away You know, it's like I forget what they should be allowed to have hot dogs. They're just No, don't do it. I don't know either. Why are you dipping through a reel who leaves a hot dog that way? You know hot dog like an American I agree. Yeah, pussy Joey Chess not and you should probably have some some mustard on that thing The Japanese guy Yeah, he quit he quit the biz can be done can be he could be Joey He was deteriorating. I'm sure Probably makes a million hot dog. He's not a big guy.

3:47:26Yeah, so Japanese stretching the shit out of his gut. Oh, yeah Yeah, oh, that feeling you got videos How many hot dogs is that guy? He what's his not what's his records? He was up to six million no like what is he 63 Wow, so what's chestnut he's a bigger than that? I want you to think about bucket full of hot dogs That's what that is. It's like a bucket full of hot dogs. 66 young chestnut did chestnut win. Yeah, he's the Crank yeah Crazy thing is these aren't big guys. No, no, it's a gift cheese Some of the other shit they eat to there. Look at the size of the stack look at the stack Look at the stack now the one above that Jamie the one above that yeah that one What you gotta say look at the size of that stack of hot dogs.

3:48:15We're just eating hot dogs for the sport. That's fucking insane That doesn't even make sense like how's it fit in his body? He can do it. It doesn't seem like you would fit though right? Whoa if we have fast tabless I mean, oh, some people have a space Like vertical space they burn it like where's the last hot dog? It's gotta be like right here. Is that his wife? She's pretty hot. He's wife There's a female champion The vision. Oh, I'd like to meet her She's swallow a winner That's crazy that the females went to it's a belt too that will fit. Yeah, you imagine dating a lady that was a fucking hot dog I'm gonna get a porn star Jesus more fucking honor in that.

3:49:00Yeah, you gotta put mustard on your dick your head It's my wife's Jesus Christ 51 this year 58 what's the guy the woman ate 51 hot dogs Oh, God, who's Mickey Soudo that she's Christ. She's a beast look at that They used to have 30 you should be 30 and three quarters they give her a three quarters that got lady got 39 That's like when you're five. I'm five and a half imagine she didn't swallow you're like come on This is crazy bitch you ate so much ketchup. Yeah I ate so much ketchup 51 and 24 No, she must be sick How much time 10 minutes she ate 51 hot dogs in 10 minutes Bro, that's more than 10 a minute.

3:49:55That's so crazy Move It's old Aaron judge the MVP We should see that what I want to see him eat 57 hot dogs do it pull it up pull it up. I want to see how he do it Are they chewing barely they slide it down its wet soggy they throw up right away No, comedy throw waitress. Are you allowed to throw? Look at this look at this guy Look at that. He's just wholf dipping it and shoving him in his mouth That isn't sad. The salt would kill you too. Oh, yeah, what do they win nothing money? The win I was talking about what are the groupies like for this sport I Make a nice shirt on this case is doing it for Jerry Busy.

3:50:51Oh my god So discuss every five he eats his five thousand dollars getting donated. Oh The guy with the cameras like I'm gonna get barfed on this is somebody say something about Gary Busy Yeah, I thought that guy looked like him Bro that guy's wild. You seen his Instagram lately. No, you know Gary Busy had a horrible motorcycle accident with no helmet on and shifted his skull One of his eyeballs is like down here. Yeah, it was up here. Is he normal now? No, that's when he became not normal Is he good before that like when he was on lethal weapon? He was a great actor. He's in a bunch of fucking great break Yeah, he was great The last thing was that reality show with that was post that was post impact Yeah, he almost died.

3:51:31He fucking hit his head on a curb Drive makes sense. Yeah, yeah, look at him. Yeah, look at it. See how that left eye is like lower than the right eye Left eye Lopez He's he's Listen to him talk though, too. He's just That a Gary Busy Sounds like Joe Biden for real. That's what I'm saying Oh He's out there I had a conversation with him on the phone once a friend of mine was at his house And he goes hey Gary Busy wants to talk to you. I talked to him for like three minutes It was just like rambling just crazy talk sounds about right. I think he was talking about Jesus There's like a lot of nutty shit talking his sons around to his sons and actor.

3:52:25Oh, yeah Jake Busy. Oh, yeah, he's a great actor man. He played that guy who's like trying to blow up the world in one of those movies Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he played the guy who blew up the space machine in contact What you remember in contact the first one blew up and then the the fucking watch had to go Jody Foster. Yes, that movie. He blew up. It was a fucking father the whole time remember There was supposed there was this machine that let's then go to this other planet He remember it spins around circles drops it. That's him. He played it is he played the Christian preacher He plays the Christian preacher That's it.

3:53:13That's his son. That looks like that sabotages the He sabotages the space machine. That's a near dad is you remember that movie. Yeah, that movie was fucking great I like that. I saw in the theater. It's Carl Sagan's book. That's right. Yeah So he was alright. She's alright. He's good in that movie. McConaughey is such a fucking beast. Yeah, he's in everything Gee, he was really chomper on that plate a very good fucking psychopath Christian. Yeah, solid. He looked like a cult leader for sure legit What's that other one? An inner stellar Interstellar yeah, the other mechanic McConaughey, we fucking great movie don't watch that on a plane They'd turn me around on McConaughey a lot you didn't like them.

3:53:53I didn't like romcon McConaughey What? Chopper Thunder was the first thing that what I was like McConaughey is alright. What about the aides one Uh, that was after Trump. Bro, that movie. They fucked him up. Yeah, it did physically fucked him up When did Dallas fires club was there before that that was after do you know that movie's about vouchy? Sure. Yeah, come on. That's what's about. Yeah, get out of here It's about the suppressing therapeutics for aides because they wanted everybody to take a Z2 Dallas fires club 2013 Oh, he got wait later. He got wrecked doing that movie man Like yeah, cuz he had to become like an aidesy guy.

3:54:26So we had to lose a ton of weight never really like the same I have even more than 135 pounds in five months Wolf of lost really he still looks a little long nothing's worse than the machinist. Oh, oh nothing's worse than that No, he lost for that is no, he almost died. Yeah, that's like literally like starvation like your organs are failing You get down to that kind of weight. That was the crazy and the movie sucked Different movies and he's one of the greatest actors of all time. We didn't 50 sent to that in the movie sucked Yeah, he did it too. Yeah, here's the thing if you're getting that love You don't got the energy to put in a really good performance, right?

3:55:05And then it's gonna be Yeah, remember he hung up Yeah, he's a dime and then he got big again. Remember when he was in the Super Bowl Why he got big because he's like fuck this I want the opposite way. I mean he got great. He used to be ripped remember. Oh, yeah He's to be fucking Jack he's to be on stage. You look like an MMA fighter. Plough and Chelsea handler It was on a liquid diet for nine weeks. Yikes doing liquid diet right now Anyway, no liquid that's a weird thing that like Robert De Niro started everybody off on You know, everything gained. He gained all that weight for raging bull. Oh, yeah That was like the first time an actor had ever gotten really fat from moving.

3:55:52Yeah, Matt Damon did it too. He got real thin for Liquid courage. How about the lady for the monster lady. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah The Charley's the world getting ugly for a role shave their eyebrows off got fat and shave their eyebrows off serial killer. I lean more notes. That's it. Fucking great movie though. Yeah, it was shout out to my friend patty Why that move together patty? Okay It's also she directed she directed it All right, and Charley's thrown fucking game like a hundred pounds from that movie. Those crazy. Yeah, she got super fat He did it just for fun. Oh no, this was one of the best ones.

3:56:29Why don't he do it for his right? He got so sick of actors letting the character get in shape in season two Because the actor gets like a personal trainer. He goes no in life. You get fatter So that's funny for an entire season. Yeah. Well, move it was this Oh, that's hilarious. He's a hunk because he was a hunk and then he decided to get fat good friends slightly a hunk They got very fat and then he became a super hunk. Yeah, it's just him and Ryan Reynolds being hunk's on and soccer team silly hunk being silly hunks, which is the funniest guy. Yeah, yeah The hunk Silly at least joking to start on usually Most of while yeah Van Wilder based on Bert Kreischer in that nuts.

3:57:11That's so crazy. No, that's literally a movie based on Bert Really is yeah, they wrote a story about it for Rolling Stone magazine the original title was the interruption Oh You got to go pee I did the third time wait the third time that's the rise The fact that you can still get one Do it I know more knives every five minutes Norm is pulling on a knife and no one's even noticing I just did something's burning that show still going how's it? Well, it's about L .A. Now it's great Yeah, the shackles it was in that story this but That's always it from Bert to tell but for us to what off? All right To be Have a good time.

3:58:56What's all fun have fun together. It's not But that's not how it is everybody wants it all they want the giant chunk of it You know we're talking about the other day we're talking about Festivals. Yeah, you know these festivals they'll sell you know tickets for a giant arena And they'll take a giant chunk of all the money and they have all these comics up But everybody's there to see the comics But you're you are making up what we have employees right? You have employees like what is this like? Okay, what is your business your business is like selling other people's art at a cut rate right? Get them all together because they're all here like it doesn't make any sense We know it led to the way cab drivers were so shitty that led to uber.

3:59:35Yeah, that led to Bert's tour right Like from festival tour because run it myself then cut your guys out They offered me one of those once and it was like so ridiculous. You did want it Toronto which one? I think you did jf 42 No, I Jeff I was going on and I did an arena. I did it like with them. Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly Wasn't the same thing it wasn't like what they do because What they were doing was like you would go and do one of those big shows with all these names on it And they would give you like let's just say a number like X Yeah, I was like, but well how many of these people are coming to see me and like I don't you gonna put my name on the thing Exactly, and you're gonna take and you're gonna give me a tiny amount of money in comparison to what I would make if I did the show And I could just do a show like this doesn't make any sense and it was all because they have employees But why yeah, but then they went under there you go.

4:00:30Oh, yeah, yeah, cuz it's like you can't that doesn't make any sense Yeah, because you get to a certain point when you're selling tickets like why would I not sell? Why would I not make money when I'm selling tickets for you? It doesn't make any sense What is there a thing where sometimes you do a fest and the fest helps you sell tickets? Yeah, maybe when you're coming up Right, but once you already can sell out big places and they're asking you to sell out a big place But they want the money like what are you talking about? This doesn't make any sense. There's like five people on this show that can sell out a 10 ,000 -seaterina They're all getting a fraction of the money and you guys are getting most of it It's like there's a bunch of those things that happen and without names like that sell by Southwest was the craziest one They offered to have me come down and you know what they're gonna give me they're gonna give me free tickets to watch the other shows I'm not boasting I don't tell they're not for me flights But like those things that's fucking crazy like that's crazy like what is your business model based on like your business models based on selling tickets So you have artists perform you sell the tickets you make all the money He's gonna hear us right now.

4:01:46That's probably in the lobby when he comes back anytime you're quiet he has to talk Oh, he panics Well, he panics if he doesn't think things are funny Like if you start talking about like fucking weird DNA show or something He's the most successful autistic person How is his staccato? No, look and I haven't seen his ass. How's the staccato? There's still sticking out his ass like a tumor Like a festering possible it is right cheek Like what is going on with your ass pocket? You're gonna want to see Jeremiah love score touchdown versus Penn State. You think it's gonna happen? Wait, no hold on that was fun.

4:02:29Oh look at this air. That's insane. No wait to wait to see the bro That's insane wait to see the effort he put in the score. So that show that again. Oh, it's crazy that it that but that that leap right there Well look at that that is insane That's all he's got a hurt name look at that. Yeah, look at that right breath on his right knees fucked up He's gonna let that's that's so crazy wait till you see the touchdown. He's yeah, he did that all with his left leg Yeah, like he's favoring his right knee even when he goes down for an extra two yards I know that was like a loss of yards. Yeah, that was like to just give it up But that's a fucking player you want on your team.

4:03:04He's the first player. No name's out of wow. That's like a complete mutant Wow, he's what's wrong with me watch this touchdown run look just watch the effort From the two iris trying to take the lead. This is anybody's game at this point Wow Wow Wow, I mean fuck Penn State we I need some child's getting fucked today don't get me wrong. Fuck Ohio State For sure, but fuck Penn State. That was we needed that win. Yeah, that was my That was the closest childhood was on this game. I know I never once see a live football game until I move to Texas I see him all the time now you tea. Yeah, you tea. I went to Dallas and I saw the Cowboys play the Jets.

4:03:46Oh Fucking amazing. It's incredible. It's amazing So fun that's how you're getting a college is You gotta get to a college. Yeah, I've been to a bunch of games. I went through I was shot the cannon Really? I shot the cannon That's right. I was so scared to the fucking cannon. It's so loud. It's so scary And they got a bull wandering around like a little bull like I thought crazy. I was afraid of the bull I touched it like a University Montana game They were like you can touch it. I went to Montana game. We're gonna tailgate hopping and so I was like we should do something It was an opening game.

4:04:19We just made 200 jello shots You don't walk around passing a people the people that are in the jello shots could not continue Like what the fuck and like what's this for like for the whales and they go okay Go away just to give out. Yeah, just to make up we make up charities. Oh, okay to raise awareness for you know Homeless moms and like nice. Okay, and then we got into like the official tailgate and then we got talking to it Like you can't pass out alcohol at a place where we're serving alcohol Oh That makes so fun people love jello shots That makes sense. Oh, yeah, cricket the game. I show shots now.

4:04:58Oh Stuff a red or a green Get out of town. Yeah, mothership's got to start doing jello shots. Yeah Uh -oh what I miss oh Shit I saw the eyes. What that's eyes I When you left I was like just be quiet mark. We'll hate it. Oh, we're gonna wear that right? You've silence out here for you. I blew I don't want to do tricks when guys go pee you guys gonna go Gonna kill Tony tonight. Yeah, who's the guy? I am who's the guest on kill Tony tonight. It's us. We are protect our The arena with kill Tony on New Year's. Yeah, fucking amazing. Yeah, the he and the head. I did the day before I did the The night before the 30th he sold out two nights 20 row yeah 2 nights in a row the arena of doing that two years in a row two nights in a row at the arena Mad packed with fucking crazy fans dice clay performed.

4:06:00It was amazing. Wow The fucking kill Tony each experience is so different. It's so it's such a fun thing to show every time It's a new show every time in the fans the fans are so rabid. They're so happy to be there It's fucking incredible when he did MSG all the comedy clubs in the city filled up with those fans They're like well And it was just like you were a hero everywhere you went for like three days That's how it should be you know we could do that here. We could have Austin like that all the time Keep expanding. I need to buy a theater. I'm gonna buy a theater I think that's the next move I think the next move is buy a big place where big names can come in for the weekends You know and just give him a sweet deal give him a deal the same way with the mother ship like give him most the money How much of the theater like what's that?

4:06:44A lot of money. Ah Oh price That was great If you have a theater that can entice like big name people to come in Yeah, you know because you can only get such a high name to do a 250 seat room Unless it's a weekday weekday. It's easy guys like to come and fuck around Like our Tuesday night shows are some of the best fucking shows like the over driver He was like you come a lot. I was like I mean I used to come once a year But now it's like I come to a podcast like may as well. My buddy built a place to Just they'll eat the greatest playground When we were there the other night that fucking lineup was That was crazy was Ron white fio Shane who else Ross who else was on the Segorah that's right Segorah Simpson me Tony you fucking incredible show perfect no women No, no ladies, we have some fun you can talk of her's there too Like before who's witness.

4:07:43Yeah, oh there you go bro. Whitney's killing it right now Something about having a kid like made her extra funny. That's it to Louis No, Louis I was like I gotta get to work right right right I can't you can't dilly dally when you've got mouths to feed that on your eyes exactly it gets heavy You got one coming right? Yeah one week one week If it comes out black you're cool drink this you're free. That's true. What are you gonna do? What if you nervous? I'm nervous. I'm all scared but I'm excited to be really good. Oh yeah, we discuss this Any Any return of a good crackheads of kids Yeah, who are you doing it with your wife?

4:08:28Are you sure? Nightpinnings Oh easy Come on On Netflix right now America sweetheart available right now. What do you know you're gonna name the kid? Yeah, we're going jussie smull it I do I can't say It's a boy you know what I said you kid up no no no for Some privacy laws for the miners Yeah, well It's the laws are weird man This like I deal like it's journalism like nah Well the weird one is when someone buys a house and even if they buy it under an LLC Immediately the house gets put up on the internet This is the fucking plans of the house right this is the best place to stalk these Where they can't see you.

4:09:34Yeah, that's not weird to me everything about you Wow, it's like we're moving into this place where no one's gonna have any secrets anymore with all this encryption It's gonna get broken because of quantum computing. We're fucked. So I think about it's a 2010 was the year we gave up privacy We're sort of filming everything on your iPhone. You had a camera on you. Yeah, just kind of all agreed We're done with privacy. Well, it's just kind of a come a point where encryption fails Yeah, and so all is i -message shit like everything's gonna fail. It's a black mirror episode, isn't it? It is all secrets Yeah, really?

4:10:04And then it's like there's oh no, it's westworld and then it's just like it's just mayhem and war people are fighting against each other Yeah, it's gonna be that season three. I think it's gonna be an understanding and not at first Well, everything's not at first. No, we fuck somebody's wife or girlfriend. Oh, yeah, oh That's out. Oh, it's a sad look at it. You tried even to do it really. Yeah, I think in People got what's swear to God the cloud. There's an episode where everybody read everybody's texts And then it's just gonna be out. We got to move our text over to fucking what's happened delete them every day But if everyone's texts are out knowing you can't yeah, but ours are worse I I The chain is fucking Just the memes alone because real problems My whole algorithm right now is just Hitler playing basketball my is juice Jamie can you please put up a Hitler highlight video?

4:11:04It's not as funny as a guest. Yeah, I playing basketball It's so good. It's him walking into the arena. He played football is so good. What is it AI? It's AI. It's just the Yeah, they just superimposed them on to Does it win all the time? That's that's so turning They show him walking in the arena Can't run and then everybody goes crazy shitty I hit learn the UFC one probably I see a lot of cause you mentioned that Oh, that's so crazy But has to look shitty. I've seen a lot of George Floyd versus Derek Chauvin. Oh my god Did you try out the park once playing it's a black guy playing with a clan outfit on?

4:11:47He was just dunking on this white dude. Oh, there's a Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd fight and it's It's a McGregor verse Alvarez So funny Amazing pretty funny what it can do now with those did you see the video that kill Tony had made Oh, yeah, before the MSG shows fucking no no no before the the recent one pull it out before the recent one The New York show they those guy the door brothers did it you know those guys. Yeah, those guys are Fucking incredible. Yeah, the doorbells. Yeah, well look at this. It's so good Jamie'll find it. It's so good you watching you. Oh, this is so wild this act William on comaries in it David Lucas is in it.

4:12:32It's crazy Yeah, guy blows his brains out in it. It's fucking wild Well that fucking Biden Trump thing you guys and say is that 30 million views this point give me the volume Oh, it's red man Oh Nick and red bad rolls man Muslim band What are we doing? Oh, the show's over are they putting my kid around? Oh, we know is red room We know it did they not put What they didn't act these out of it off of the house all AI really hey, yeah, no, he's really doing this what this is all fake Yeah, it looks so good. Yeah, 100 % 100 % Whoa This is AI yeah, it's all the AI man Holy holy holy Hey, look at this whoa There's the girl too Not Oh, look at that Whoa, that's good.

4:14:02Oh, yeah, he's gonna fuck us imagine another 10 years I've seen that Exactly David Lucas won't leave a breadcrumb is this crazy. That's crazy Whoa, look at this This is freaking me out isn't it amazing. That's amazing. This is not none of this was hacked it out and I'm Imagine what this is gonna be like in five years from now exactly you know year. Yeah, yeah, pussy -ass mother Yeah, it looks really good. It looks amazing. Williams my favorite Jesus Hey Oh Jesus I love buttery go. He's just like Woody. Is this amazing? Yeah, how about trunk throwing Tony on the phone out Tony Was just like I don't know I don't know, but I don't know I mean he almost lost the fucking election because I don't know I've done it wasn't cool What's he gonna do?

4:15:24Yeah, no, I like it now the vice president guy said he goes I haven't seen it but guys shut up already with jokes. Oh, yeah, JD I said the best one. What were they talking about because he was like why are we talking about this? Yeah, it's like yeah, we don't put on homelessness. Yeah, yeah, well they were just trying anything Internal polling like they were lying like they're internal polling is we're gonna get wiped out and they were lying And they were trying to make it look like it was gonna be yeah, and they were gonna win And so everybody be excited and they were asking for money like the whole time and then asking for money We're still for money, but they were asking for money when they knew they were gonna win and then they're asking for money when they know They were losing up Mark my The whole time and then after they lost asking for money wait mark your words what he's gonna do kill Tony one day Trump Donald Trump I mean Trump is Trump.

4:16:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I could do it Tony's like garbage Not special, but like clip whatever set was like when he set it up I was like I just wanted Shane is Trump with Donald Trump Would have been cool Literally Twitter Chop kid still do it. He could still do it And kill Tony's gonna keep killing it. Trump likes that fun. Yeah, it's also. It's like you realize what it is now Tell him the guy does watch him in a roast. He's awesome at it. Watch him do stand up. He's awesome at it That's what he does and all that shit about things all the canceling helps the number Damn it did bro. He went on stage in the middle of it all on stage It was like fucking the Rolling Stones just showed up It was not he went on stage at the store at the mothership brother and they went fucking But I'm sorry to might as well be the main room I call that other I never call the reaction the Comedy audiences give to someone who's like Outed whatever you want where do you want to use is like they're just like way top or yeah So they know what's happening and they're like we don't like it.

4:17:32You're our guy. Yeah, they know what's going on Yeah, that that cancel shit doesn't work anymore. It's like fucking stupid especially over a joke like that. Yeah shut up I know shut up But it was funny because he got canceled once and they got over it And he's like bro. I thought the first one was bad Hey, this one was rough. He said he didn't sleep until I endorsed Trump. He goes as the first time I had it He's sleeping too long. Oh, he lost weight Whoa, he was so scared. He lost weight. What? Yeah Said he couldn't eat Say Sam Sam Morrell has some friend that lost an 82 million dollar house Oh, most expensive house to ever burn in the fire what friend is Sam?

4:18:22I didn't even ask him like if you want to tell me you could tell me I'm not even gonna pry Sandler he knows somebody like that. She says somebody out in 82 million dollar house. It might be Sandler That is a good guess. He's friends with his handler. He is if anybody's gonna have a 82 million dollar house You see the conspiracy theories wise Tom Hanks house not get burnt down Well, they did that Maui too. They did the same thing. Yeah, what is this? What are this? Yeah, those conspiracy cards Just can't conspirators are the best. Yeah, I mean they have an answer like it's because of this and they go No EFF direct energy weapons Russians Chinese deep state it'll come back.

4:19:02I mean Katrina fucked the whole New Orleans up and we're all back and running Yeah, it'll take power but yeah, man. It's not even like some homes Is all the house? How do you even get started with the message going build our house? bigger than Manhattan larger than the size of Manhattan is burned like by I think two and a half times I think it's fine. I'll tell you the story. I know it's what what burned not just pal say it's but all the fires together Larger man happens. She just was I know but it's too much. It's too much. It's your place to my place and then imagine going up to like all five like Old stand -up New York all five like that had to be rebuilt and the whole way Praise just Manhattan so dense with tall buildings the same The cherry cherry rooms.

4:19:53This is just no way that residential homes, but the size of land is bigger than Manhattan. They'll never I mean how are they gonna rebuild? Okay before they even start But what also they got to go through the coastal commission that that's unbelievably brutal. What's that mean the regulations? Yeah, it's fucking brutal. What's that? A pool they'll fuck you Imagine how it's crazy pretty sad. What's that lady the fitness lady? Suzanne powder no the other one. She's in the dark the dark -haired lady Julian Michaels. Yeah Julian Michaels. Julian Michaels is just talking. She was on a podcast. We said it took her after the last fire A year to get the permit to clean up after the last fire.

4:20:34There you go a year. She said she had dead animals in her pool She couldn't clean up the pool She had a she took her she said there was animals that died in the pool because they were trying to escape the fire Oh, they couldn't clean up. They could they were gonna allow to clean up. You have to get a permit to clean up. What? Yeah, government a year everyone's it's the right. It's the left. It's all of them But that's that the coastal commission is the coastal commission's on the leave of your own. You're on the sea Yeah, but that's the left, bro. Too much government too much government But it's California is uniquely retarded.

4:21:04Yeah, that's true. Especially the coastal area Bill Martin even bitch about that for 20 years uniquely difficult to build there like I had a friend who was building a house there He's like don't do it. Don't ever build a house here. He goes it's drive you fucking crazy It took years and years and years to get approval. Yeah, lives somewhere else just look up your ass with a fucking microscope With everything you're doing and they have the ability to do it So of course they act on that you know, they have power over you they have power over these rich people So they flex and I'm sure there's a lot of pay all the movement around Living mechanics you should move to mechanicsburg.

4:21:40Yeah, it's a spot. That's the spot. Especially if you're Shane Gillis I love passing that sign on the way to I don't know what club It was me and column and date were driving like oh wait, that's a real It's not just from like movies What Pittsburgh no mechanics is Mike in the mechanics of rocks What's it Mike in the mechanics is that mechanics? No poison is from mechanicsburg Hey Chimetzans from University of Maryland. We got poison That's something it's pretty good. Yeah, Jamie play a little poison Fire it up is it 18 of life now that's that's not who's what's poison's big hits where are you from every rose has a storm Marlon's got They Well, you know from Maryland.

4:22:35Yeah, yeah, it was from DC. Oh, DC. Just outside. That's different. No, it's just outside DC in Maryland Yeah, it's just outside DC into Maryland. Oh That's mechanics for Pennsylvania Just waiting to take a look there Oh Oh Interesting choice to play a better song in your music video You move into speech slow and stop They need to get your button gear or you're out of here I don't know what you're looking at the old bosses Great head of hair. Oh, I mean that was all they did. Yeah Look at that come on, bro. That's what mechanicsburg does kicks open the door to a fucking concert. I don't want to wash dishes And why were you watching it all with that going on Because he's trying to make it in the band are you gonna pay for the van Man, this was gay That's crazy That's Have they say so thin back then?

4:24:06Like Iggy pop still ripped isn't it crazy like how they used to dress like the hair and everything? Oh, yeah Like what happened in Nirvana killed that like a bullet. Yeah, actually you guys are super lame. Yeah, cut your fucking head They're gonna come along. It's just just just died killed hair metal killed it killed it never mind killed it you guys are phones Yeah, rightfully so rightfully, but it's just crazy the shift in culture from this need to stop You know what cocaine needed a little dose of heroin That's a great quote okay, that's a t -shirt cocaine did a little does a heroin Because they killed all the psychedelics right so the the 60s were all the psychedelic to 70s Everybody's just recovering and then the 80s come along and everyone's doing coke and the music got awful bravado music you just weird everyone's wearing makeup and they're all fucking dancing around with their tight pants on with the He's had some games Teased up hair Cool ones like What are we still like Don't you And then iron maiden oh iron maiden killer.

4:25:18Yeah, so you get you get a lot of weirdness You get dudes dressed up like gay bikers There's a lot of that. Oh, I'll think this is terrible I was fucking rocking the glam look if you see all these guys on the side of the highway You'd be like oh, they're hooking so Yeah, fucking fat guy in the group like guys are you sure you we all want to dress like this? It's not fish. You want to wear a wet? It's just dress normal Those sure You better be playing drums Yeah, I'm on two symbols I'm gonna be like I'm sure this doesn't suck Like there was a time where you dressed in a way that no one ever dressed in public and it was cool Yeah, the best was me and Diaz were the gruel You see you see those people on sunset at like 3 p .m.

4:26:18I'm like three of these I would take if you're doing mad the guy on the right talking your dick He's jerking you off with those studs on his hand order of I go left right left middle right middle I go Right beat the Olympic boxer Judas priest was the crazy for one is hot one obviously one all the way left I'd go all the way to the right I Go trans the easiest Oh They're not the left is already Look at the lipstick. That's so crazy And they're fucking Is crytub They went too far they went too far went a white way over to be in a girl If you tried to do that now people would think you're culturally appropriate and trans people.

4:27:35Yes, true The glam metal you know what's really funny the straight girls who put fake dicks in their underwear and they they get a lot of money on only fans. They trick me A crazy tribute band Underwear I had to shop through on Amazon to bring out my fake dick or fake pussy on Killtony. Oh, how many they started her pussy For trans people. Oh, you attach a pussy to your dick. So it looks like you have a pussy. Oh, that's what I define to get on Killtony Yeah, so there's a hole you can stick your dick in to hold it and it's got the tendrils to like hold it in And so like you have a push oh Like a flashlight that you strap on yeah, and then hard the ones figured it Also a hole right through the box I think one of these cool me is Dave Fort.

4:28:33No, it looks like rich boss. Yeah, the second from the right balls reach Like that. Yeah, you're really girl. Yeah, yeah, this is the early days. This is a 1984 This is not the cover band. This is a different band. This is the family looking at marbles. This is dry tough Yeah, this is a demo track from 1984 Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Bummur Eyes of a killer I bet That's all this makes this kind of music makes you shake your butt like this Like Gavin Newsome. Yeah, yeah, trying to appropriate some land You have here Charles Manson song. Yeah, it's good. It's not bad. It's good. It's called music Charles Manson got together for Brian Wilson.

4:29:22Oh, what yeah, Brian is like threatened. You threatening Brian Wilson's life Like he's like produces for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they he got in with them like you know We probably brought a bunch of the hippie girls around when you guys run over that. I don't know how to go. Yeah, his It's it's good. It's not bad. It's focusing It's better than Bob Dylan Yeah, Bob Dylan. I saw this is this is not shit. Does anyone smell it? I don't smell it. Let me hear some more this is smelling So here's more of that Manson. He's not gonna get any money from us. Yeah That's not bad. It's not bad. Can I kneel young?

4:30:12He It's not bad. Okay I was I was on a fuck fuck Bob Dylan trained for a while. Yeah Then he started listening to some Bob Dylan. Here comes the story of the Her camera is my favorite fucking Movie is a waste of time. I saw the movie. Well apparently they made a little They've fucked around with the real my office always Bob Dylan still live we have Google. Why are you changing the history? They added a guy Biopic They fucked around with the actual story Yeah, I'm at yeah, it's biopic and then the dummies took over and called a biopic I'll say that's biopic. What's that? It's my choice. It's my choice.

4:31:04He's Bob Dylan. Oh, and he's great. He's great. He's great. He's great. He's great. Biopic. Oh That I'm wrong Guess what? I'm wrong I'm going to apologize Yes Go Irish And free Palestine all of this because of you Jamie you did this. That's not right. Jamie. What's the bet before we wrap this up? Push ups. Why don't you pick? Why don't you guys pick stuff out of each other's hair? That's lies I'm done that one Okay, that's not bad. Yeah, consider a reach for straws We're reaching for reach it. What's the bet? It's tough to say we do have a very good one. You guys have something like run on who's it?

4:31:54Who's that running back to that punchers girlfriend in the elevator? Ray rise What did you say we have a what? We have a we have a Advantage in the I don't know I got one. It's not fair. I got one. It's bet straight up. Jamie really if you lose I got one too if you lose Shane has to take care of your dog for a week. Shane if you lose I don't want to go from If no day loses I get your dog Damn, that's a spray. You might die. No, we will. He will. He's already a puggy. He said if no he loses I get your dog He tricked you. Did you hear what he said? Jamie? No, he tricked you. I wasn't saying yes to you, but he almost tricked you I get Carl.

4:32:34He almost tricked you. He was like setting himself up to win if he lost That was genius There's not many bets I can win in this situation Well, you got a bet like men 30 pushups like bet even something like that. That's too easy Why does this too easy if you're talking shit? It has to be a bet bet. He's got to do a five -month set five minutes set at the Mother's ship. I like that. Oh, if you lose and then and then He's got to take over the board for Five minutes Jamie we do a five minutes set if you lose I bet I don't have any material So what? I see killed Tony what's the equivalent of me doing that if we do kill Tony One minute each of you do what's the equivalent?

4:33:18I don't know That's not the same The opposite are you get you in a triangle? I already got a one Nothing from the back now real triangle like everybody knows he didn't dude you whimpered Everybody knows I wouldn't wimper Like you see a picture of him breaking my shoulder giving the thumbs up dude everyone knows that in whimper It's apt to wise and you went like with him Yeah, bro, you showed his broke on their own. Oh, yeah, they're fucked up. You gotta get did you get the stems? Hold on. No, you gotta do that We're all heard after that for like a real week just bloody knees. Yeah, I wasn't sure like let later.

4:33:54Yeah My knees were all scrapped up didn't care for it. Yeah, be honest. Well, especially you've been through the staff You know what happens you get infected. Oh All right, everybody the whole time has been saying no names gonna lose every week So go up even up in the title game. Even up. What did you do? Five hundred bucks Jamie five minutes set He said it's fine five thousand Whoa five thousand that's more fun. Just as he's now we're talking five thousand with the spread deal Now we're talking Why that's what the bed is if I bet online that's what Thousand EVO even up that's just a bad bet on my part I can place that bet online and say you have to bet yes If you're gonna mayors bet each other Now I'll bet against a real fan.

4:34:43I'll bet against Tony or Matt rise. Oh Come on, man true the true Ohio State fans about five hundred bucks. You don't think he's a real Ohio State fan Even up we go five hundred bucks Ohio State's represented by Tony and Matt Rive puts a money up. You won't go even out I would five hundred five hundred all over five hundred I was that as you know You should I did I'm not afraid I know but that's the point. That's I know you're Yeah, for example, you know you're already conceding It's not a fair bet. It sounds like you're conceding defeat. It's not a fair bet Yeah, but if you're gonna talk shit you have to take a not fair bet I'm not talking shit on a game they start in the beginning.

4:35:21There's the same amount of athletes There's not they bought more athletes. What do you mean? So is there more playing at one given time? Yeah, they uh, no It's 11 11 but they thought they bought more athletes because they have a sex offenders money Lex wessler Friedman So what was both how much we bet even on how far we go you stayed what's his name Wessner what's it wexner? Mm -hmm So he what was his ties to Epstein Epstein ran his money for a little while Epstein ran his money and then he controls Most of all like he paid for all you guys like libraries and shit He's he donated a lot of money.

4:36:03It's a lot of money. Yeah, who gives a fuck getting into the weeds here Is the bad act of dealing with it? I don't know if I can't believe I'm just I'm just wondering You're also like he's trying to back up any money on their players. No, they did spend money on death is definitely Just guys with good good education. Yeah, that's a lie Catholic Church Catholic Church You got damn you boys. Thank you Spotlight Church for the western civilization Go ahead Thank the Catholic Church for western civilization you peasants How dare you You know they're gonna let the gaze be priests now. Is that right?

4:36:44Yep That's a bad guy In the priest no loud. It's okay now. Oh really? Yeah, the path what do you mean the pope just made a ruling the gaze can be priests I mean most priests can't fuck our gay but the true. Let's head or actually fuck either. Yeah, so fun Yeah, look at me. Oh Yeah, I said Wait, did he say that or no? Yeah, he did say it. Yeah, pretty did right? I think it's like one of them army things like don't ask don't tell No, remember when I was cutting edge of liberal All right, don't tell us your gang. You're cool. Yeah, that was the Obama The Obama administration Clinton. I believe it was Obama.

4:37:23I Believe don't ask don't tell was 2012. I thought I was Bill Clinton pull it up Well, when was don't ask don't tell they were both against gay marriage Right, they were until 2013. So was Hillary. I think originally it was Clinton. What year was don't ask don't tell Jamie I'm pretty Pop 93 Okay, really that's Clinton. Oh wow. That is Clinton and he was cutting edge of like hey, Gaines. I thought it was way later than that That's pretty old. I gotta be honest don't ask don't tell I I love that now When did they call it? I don't want to hear about it. Shut up. All you fucking non -monogamy people to shut up They repealed it in 2000 and 1994 whoa You know that repeal of don't ask don't tell that's a quick okay, so until 2011 Yeah, it was in effect until 2011 interesting That's who we repealed it.

4:38:20Oh, then they just let kids and now they give you extra money for a sex change What all takes some of that Yeah Yeah, people you could join the military and get a sex change into the Biden administration is that true That's too much. See if that's true So we'll pay for it. Yeah, see if the Military will pay for your transition Just get the Biden administration education I'm actually I would they were trying to do it to illegal hammer you get through bouquet. Yeah, you dig off You should get some nice boots if you These boots are made for walking Get around the synonymous daughter now We got all the way there.

4:38:58I got one Went all the way around this article from 2021 whoa 2021 15 million dollars not that much for them of the 243 gender reassignment surgeries performed on military personnel since 2016 16 50 of them took place between 2016 and December 31st 2017 and 193 occurred from January 1st 2018 to December 31st 2019 through the first two years the president Donald Trump announced via Twitter that he would bar transgender Individuals from serving in the US military Jet big Dave Smith has the best idea about that I'm fine transdenters shut me the military and all the liberals like how the area goes Oh, yeah, right because your stance should be transdenters should also kill unarmed people in the Middle East Yeah, how about just don't kill right yeah, you guys are getting it wrong It's just weird if they're paying for their surgeries.

4:39:52Yeah, are there surgeries paid for by the military Final that's the case all that 15 million you missed that stat 3 .1 with surgeries and 11 .9 what or 11 .3 was psychotherapy. Oh But there's also made up gobbling gook I spent 11 million dollars Look at this It's Pentagon has spent 15 million dollars in the past five years to treat 1 ,892 transgender troops How much separate troop how much do they pay for the regular troops? Including 11 .5 million for psychotherapy 3 .1 million for surgeries that's wild they did pay for the surgeries. That's wild Removal of rest testicles Historectomies and labio plastic creation or resurfacing the fresh the flesh around of a jyna reshaping it Turn up Russia must be laughing their fucking asses off They are ever seen the commercials the Russian commercials that are when they shit on America now I was like how many genders do you have?

4:41:06That's a very thing it's just mocking all the crazy gendership we're involved in how long before that just goes away It's a gender set. Yeah, I think it goes away. Yeah, it was a fact. It drops down to the stable 1 % that it's been forever. Yeah Yeah, good happens. This is report. I think it over reported. I think young kids going up in it now Or gonna well the problem is now they have the gender reassignment surgery centers are trying to make money And they they're still open and if they're open, they're gonna try to make money. It's a good Jesus ram kids through there. They just give them hormones like yeah, yeah, you need it Yeah, they just they're trying to make a ton of money.

4:41:41There's so many of them now If you go back to like 2007 and see how many gender reassignment surgery centers there were and now in 2024 It's bananas. They just erupted like Starbucks in the 90s. I think the real time it will end because it's like when they say like Your dick doesn't make you a man So then like well, you can be one with a dick right that's acceptable. So like then just be that Some people want to get snipped. Well, that's just that's just cosmetic then It's your dick or your pussy's not what makes you a man or woman Yeah, but yeah, but so then like you need to confirm you need to affirm Well, who cares Notre Dame Ohio State You guys bet a thousand dollars even up.

4:42:22Yeah, that's not money. Joe. Why are you doing this to me because I want to see It's literally like a title. What you guys spend so much money on your team Notre Dame spent 20 .4 million Side revealed by quarterback Riley Leonard in eye opening take Side reveal teams that don't have to officially reveal their finances. What does side revealed mean? Yeah, this means nothing This is called little fake news What is this from X X is always right. Yeah, what is this? Jamie yeah, check the community notes Jamie are you gonna be sad on Tuesday? Oh You will be I'm gonna go down there. I'm gonna take my dad.

4:43:02I'm gonna say I'd love Notre Dame to win one from my dad It'll be nice trade debts. I won't rub it in. I'll tell you that much What if you Have to wear a shirt How about that? Whatever it takes. Yeah, okay. That's fair both you What is the shirt five minutes say what does the shirt say no? Is my dad Maybe that's a ten point spread Jamie's my dad. That's literally. I think of a think of a Jamie's my dad is on a bad shirt to wear This is get out of a thousand hours. You're gonna have one of the odds the odds what though the odds be greater small Oh, no, whatever but what Was it Would it plus two ninety five so that's like a UFC fighter guys plus two ninety five sometimes they win they checkland versus out of signing exactly fight math but We're not betting even on that.

4:44:02I'm getting plus But it's not about the money. It's about the it's about the the push to your team My chain if I was you I just throw that money down. Oh do the t -shirt Thousand bucks you wear another day. That was no matter Jamie thousand bucks even up. Okay, okay I hate it Do something embarrassing if you lose I want to see that My own money you saw me a couple thousand Five thousand dollars from Vegas really what happened to Vegas? That's where I We get all the wind I paid I paid for this man to live That's really no He didn't throw a gap we talked about I want to be like that would be like I didn't have any money when we went to casino But that's not how I started sweet Jamie the mooch you just wait So you just took your piece of cheese and ran away that's nice.

4:45:03No, I he took You should not have to winnings you should not have a good not much money. You gave half the winnings. Yeah, oh All right The money back It's been a thing for three years. No, but he was so I know you're wrong. Oh That's a lot you a lot you sat through four hours and didn't bring up that information I would have silenced him a very good half. I know J. No He goes on a playground podcast and starts talking shit All right Wow, he gave you more of the gap He didn't have to give you half the winnings. That's crazy. Oh, he lost it all anyway No, it wasn't it wasn't just one gap or was it what do you mean?

4:45:48I had to keep doubling down because your hand Do you want to explain what happened now? We don't tell lies Okay, how much did I put up on two aces come out you got up? I split the aces How much did I put up on that for that you paid for the second the second time aces came out I didn't have enough to cover that one. I had 400 I borrowed 600 from Shane Oh, fourth time it happened again How much you get aces twice for her out every one of the table then bullies Shane and Ossane you have to pay the thousand I did and then we won all four hands wow Yeah, and we're starting to collect the money because everybody else won two there's chaos at the table That's how much money do I get and I gave him a stack of chips and I said that good enough And he then he turns into shanning goes.

4:46:39I don't know what are you getting I didn't say no was it five K though I ended up well only one eighty five hundred So I think I ended up giving him like forty two hundred I think it was fair bro How are you talking shit about that I was just making fun of him Yeah, and then if I'm just talking shit you just lie I feel betrayed. I feel betrayed too He gave you more than me to give you no you got the story wrong and said it and I sat back and let you say it wrong That's what CNN does oh my god. They do worse. They do some real fake news now Wow, Jamie wins Jamie wins and I feel like he's gonna win this bet too Feel like he's getting a thousand bucks and you're gonna have to wear a t -shirt as well.

4:47:16Oh, sir Thousand bucks on a t -shirt Jamie's my dad and uh or Shane is my dad I don't get the dad thing. What is it? I don't know the dad is fun. Oh, no Jamie's my or Shane's my bitch or something uh Jamie's my I am Jamie's bitch. There you go. That's it. That's it That's a shirt you make this shirt I'll get it man get it man. I'm just gonna book me right now. I'll get made on team move Ah you guys would all turn on me and that's fine. Oh, Jamie Oh, Jamie the show's not about you. This is the longest you've ever spoken I'll show you Can you toss on Michigan on half -state highlights from this year, please.

4:48:03Oh shit go blue They did be that old man. I was nice toss on Michigan on half -state. That's not your team. I'll play Northern Illinois I'm gonna hold it. No, this is It's like getting nasty nasty tone to his voice Nasty he's thinking about the 4200 bucks and giving you a thousand and Keep the quiet that whole time though. He could have given him a You guys you guys got an understanding but it's all it's all you talk pays the money back and gives you a thousand I was happy I didn't have to pay you that money back He lost right? I didn't care if he lost he was gonna pay you that money back. No, no, too much for that Wait a minute.

4:48:40That was free. Oh, no, that's for it. So it was that it wasn't Give it to me. Why'd you give you any money? If I gave it to me why'd I give you any money? Because you did the right thing He did give the right thing and you've been fucking with the miss all time. I've never fucked with him. He went on You can bring it up. I ain't going to flag a podcast and talk about it. Jamie's been complaining about it ever since I don't How do you feel? It's like when you find out a new story is like not the real thing. Yeah, I've ever mect I'm the one who betrayed you Oh, man, I think you just curse noted Dame.

4:49:21I think it's gonna be a blowout this weekend And then next protect our parks Jamie's gonna just drown you I will not do that. I was gonna pass the next birthday Our box. That's gonna teach you to listen your boy. I'm not sure now and you're not even gonna notice You know you guys are turning nasty obviously you guys don't know how to handle booze and you guys are starting to act like rotten And that's fine You guys are acting like cons that's fine. I'm having a nice time. I'm enjoying myself. Jamie. Can you put up Jeremiah love? I think you guys need to bet $4 ,200 Oh, I don't like that. I'm pretty sure about to even up.

4:50:00I said five. Yeah, but of course this is the 42 is the right amount That you are What do you pay in this guy year give it to a straight 34 ,000 dollars? I'm really more than red band. Oh, yeah, I don't know what red band makes. I'm guessing. Oh, I think you Yeah, but like I'm saying like right now like Jamie makes more money You you rolling because Adam and Eve is not your main sponsor anymore Flesh like I saw some thread that was saying that that my My whole show is like a deep state operation Thank you. I lost though. And then someone and then someone was saying a deep state operation that was founded in 2009 by the flesh light I like that Who's followed the money trail It was a flesh light Look at the boys imagine if the deep state was so clever that they created this podcast That would be a fucking genius move.

4:51:01Could you imagine I saw a retard your industry plan MMA commentator and you still host fear factor Like this is our guy a comedian who says a lot of ridiculous shit. What's this is the guy? We just slowly build what you do burn yourself almost and then I dropped it. Sorry. It's funny. You've been on a new one. You want a freshy? I saw that article I'm not promised And I was like I almost you want to reply like no, he's not It's so that's exactly what they would say That's how you know the conspirators have no boundaries like everything's a conspiracy like they'll keep going forever Nothing can just be legitimately successful.

4:51:41No band. Yeah, no, no nothing. No movie No, I'm a reason If you become a famous actor for sure somebody fucked you. Yeah, you know for sure Big J had that a joke and is in a dog belly. He's like try to defend that you're not racist like no my cleaners Well, that's why they use that all the time I'm going on you and you have to say no, I'm not and then you're already fucked You hate women wait a minute. No, I don't. Oh, it's already out there. That's like a woman in the ass. It's already She loved it I'll show you the text messages the video of you fighting the guy on fear factor goes through my algo Once a week.

4:52:22Oh, yeah ready to go. Yeah, I don't know. Did you actually fight him? No, there's a lot that was cut out of that though. Oh, let's hear well That guy had already they had warned me about that guy because he had uh Yeah, he had throw did something to his wife Like physically when they also like there was a council on another show We threw the counselor to the ground. He was a violent guy. Uh -huh And so we use him my face. I'm like this guy might hit me and so I just decided to grab him But yeah, I pushed him away from me a couple times and that's what they didn't show He said something and and I pushed him away from me.

4:52:54He said don't fucking touch me. I go over what bitch Then I pushed him again. I go what the fuck are you gonna do and I pushed him again I'm like all right. We're doing this so I just grabbed the back of his head I'm like I'm gonna do one of two things. I mean they're gonna Strangle him or I'm gonna need his fucking face into another dimension So I just grabbed a hold of the back of his neck and I'm like if this guy hits me I'm gonna figure out what I'm gonna do If he hit me hard, I was gonna need his brains into oblivion and if he didn't hit me hard, I was gonna strangle him Thank you. That's what I was just holding him I was just holding him because it was like it was too dangerous He was screaming.

4:53:30He's very he'd already had a history of violence He was in my face So you can I could get sucker punch like anybody else and if you get sucker punch you get fucked up Oh, yeah, you don't know a punch is coming you get rocked you can get knocked out Anybody can't have it to me and if he knows that a punch someone could just swing a punch And just because you think you're a tough guy you get hit in a jaw. So I was like this is too close So I just like clamp. I just grabbed a hold of his neck. I'm like what We just know it's about your gig at all worried suit. I never know You're in the moment anyway.

4:53:58Not thinking it out of the car What's crazy is those dudes that think Like if I was ever about to fight someone that was like a fighter too close and like push me away or like In any type of fucking actual cognizant Hold I'd be like I I got to leave this guy when you grab a guy's neck and he's never had his neck grabbed you grab the back of his neck I would stop right there. I'm just gonna go. I'm gonna snack like that and you realize you can't do anything Can't get away. I'd go forward. That's good feeling where you're like Hey, let's talk about this, but I was yeah, but I was like okay if I do this no one gets hurt But if I do this and he hits me then I have to do something.

4:54:36Yeah, so that was what I did the best one I saw live was there was a heckler the comedy story Now we're talking I terrible ruin the whole show Rogan's on They run him out of there and Joe's just like shots for everybody. He bought the whole place Before we kick people out of the comedy store. I would buy the whole audience shots He got like just a bad feeling. Yeah, I was like let's just buy everybody shots It's the guy in the front patio comes of afterwards and it's like you fucking bitch I'll do and the Joe is just so calm. You could just you read him You're like you're not gonna do anything and the guy was like all fucking it.

4:55:10You're like you won't And then I mean whatever yeah Well You knew the guy wasn't gonna shit and you just called him on it. It was pretty funny. Man a lot of shit went down on that patio There was no murder one down on that patio. Yeah, I got shot But that there was no crowd control and so like there was no security like You had wild crazy people that were drunk out of their ass looking to start fights And there was no crowd control the crowd show up people that got ruined the entire show And they never got kicked out. Yeah, the early days of the comedy store were crazy Yeah, it was so great. There was no crowd control So like a group of drunk guys started yelling at people that was the night.

4:55:58Yeah, they yelled at you for the whole night They ruined the whole show and they did like can someone no one did anything Because jim pain was on stage once he was a door guy, but he was doing a set And then some guy started hecking is like hey you keep shutting up like I'm gonna Someone's gonna throw you out. He's like who's like me as soon as they get off And then I have to look again because I'm done. He just grabbed the guy pulled him out He's wearing a store shirt. He's like that's my job to throw you out It was just so crazy because we had comics that were door people and some of them weighed 18 pounds me You said to some guy he had a heck of the main room and he goes you got to go and then I was like I guess it's me When over there like 130 I was just starting and I was like you got to go the get goes No I know he's still crazy There's something about that place that just attracted the most psychotic people Do you remember the fucking guy that you almost got sued by because I said that you were his lawyer That guy was completely schizophrenic and I told him are he's your lawyer I'm always gonna handle you and are he starts saying as your lawyer I'd advise and so are he starts giving him my I'm your lawyer and then in the comments you called me good.

4:57:05Hey someone's gonna call you. You're my lawyer I was like what's that wait? Somebody's coming right now like you're my lawyer With that is a directive are he came down and was like negotiating like legal points of this fucking completely insane Just say you're two four and then the guy says he's gonna sue him so he sends like a legal letter Oh, I had to actually get a lawyer to help you out Oh, yeah, you know what he sued me for what all the riches in the world What was on this document? That's how you negotiate the stars that's $48 million dollars. He said one of the other He was a star to evil 88 million fucking insane.

4:57:46God. They were complete He was like did he think it was Jesus or something thought it was Jesus King of kings I mean I kept him on the line for about a year. Oh was not talking to him. He'd call. Oh, yeah I'm like we got we got he wanted to sue the San Diego State Hospital, which definitely fucked him up Definitely fuck them up You know the right lawyer because it sounds like your best stuff called Morgan and Morgan Brother so many crazy people there. God it would just the choice the most bizarre people and we would always talk to them We'd always be in the back park and lot with like and completely insane people complete lunatics.

4:58:18Oh security You're right on sunset. That was like the heart of it was also the magnet There was something about that storm made it deal with the devil something It was just like that's why they won't burn. It's already been burned It's not about that place they tried to kill it with the fucking landslide. They reinforced the wall I keep it up. There was a time where the back area was bowing so hard from the ground Like it was so close to a landslide. I wouldn't go in that back area Wow, I would tell them when it rains don't go back here You see things go Like a little like mini landslide Like rocks and the fall and the thing was bowing like they had these big timbers like these fucking beams He's pressure to be and they were bowing and I was like guys don't be back here.

4:59:03This is how people die This happens and I was telling the the store. I was like you got to do something like this Harsh of my mellow man. They didn't want to spend money. They didn't want to spend any money landslides I would not go back and when I would be back there If I was feeling paranoid, I would I would fucking try to be like close to the door like if you heard something You know shot die through the door. I was like really thinking about it. They finally fixed that They fixed it and reinforced the shit out of it But it was like scatchy one time it did fall remember there's a bunch of chunks That felt where the cars park and then they heard not a hurricane on earth like one day Yeah, we didn't feel it in there because it's Satan and you get out like what the fuck happened out here Yeah, and we had a little mini landslide black there.

4:59:44I was telling them like one day this whole Fucking thing is gonna come through look what you're stopping it with yeah You're stopping with a couple of beams and some like rebar like this is not gonna hold this It was already going like this Like The bed we were playing brody was playing drums like like just like turned over trash cans like playing There's like three. Yeah, we're all out there chairs and pales and then somebody up there who bought house like oh views of suds Didn't know this was gonna happen and then just goes a bench It's like 3 a .m. And they go guys keep it down and Joe Just as I go keep it down goes move Can't live behind the company's door Haha Terrible spot For a home Howdy's to be so lawless and wild westie and then it got weird In Exactly and they didn't even fucking ban Clean that bull hole up are you That's great clean that bull it over they fixed it yeah, but they fixed the sign no a few years ago They fixed the sign why would you fix the sign the broken glass was there because kinesan shot through it leave it there Damn still lit I didn't know they did that yeah, they fucking replace the glass like don't replace it no That place was crazy.

5:01:12It was so fun. Imagine being there during the kinesan days with their all on coke Oh my god fucking in the back room Marin said that we did so much coke with them. He had voices in his he voices in his head for a year a year a year Good Lord first podcast That's places I remember time before digital cameras somebody was like to dice was a kind of take a picture of you And he's like sure hey, are you take the picture and he gave me that he gives me the their camera like this he goes hey Are you take the picture? Does he knew you? I wanted you to cut the head off and take it. Yeah, and I was like this and then he goes did you get me in it at all?

5:01:47I'm like no, no, it goes nice I'm like guessing what he meant who do this dice. Yeah now all that fucking guy does is take pictures I'm sitting in the green room. He comes in who are you? I want that one extra his whole thing is performance art Like even back then he was doing that he would go on for two people He would say the comics he goes watch how come in watch me see how long I can go before I say anything Wow, and so he'd go on and goes hey put his thing down tap his fucking cigarettes didn't lie him just chewed him and then he goes So is that the you know how you are when you're out there and the talk to the guy and uh You know you're taking the thing and uh I feel like six minutes just not saying anything Yeah, you just sit a flight with him, right?

5:02:34I saw a video of you guys. I look like me Oh I thought it was you Yeah, some guys just bugged some guys trying to get worked on on a flight Pull it up I've scrolled through for two seconds, but I thought that was you. Yeah Let's see You know like the Netflix We've been this poor guy No, I'm just Oh good Any aggregate questions Some tech guy flying in to do the Facebook algorithm I got worked to do Damn I was all excited the middle seat's empty and then here we go He's not that good, but you know like what a healthy ego you have to have We got that First guy to ever sell out massive square guard sold it out like a hundred times and here he is He sold a bunch of times Mass square garden I sold massive square garden a bunch of times a bunch of times But first time we do it.

5:04:07Yeah, I think so But with that I did it no one had ever done it and he did it twice right away And then in the middle of that in the prime of his fucking career he releases a two CD set of him bombing It's him pop a game to the left to die. That's right. You're in your eyes. Danger fields Yeah, it was so he was like how do I follow the biggest album maybe of all time? I go the other way The other way yeah, just bomb on purpose with Rick Rubin producing it Whoa And Rick Rubin loved it. He was trying to do well No, but he was doing it to a guy he knew what he like no no no he didn't have any material You need to go back and listen to that again.

5:04:43I got a real no material. He had no material He was just making things up while he was up there This guy gets up your about as funny as a glass of milk He was fucking turist There's 20 people in the audience and he's filming a recording a two -seed e -special Whoa Back then albums were what specials are yeah more more so he was huge Yeah, but it was crazy like that he did it was it I haven't heard it and so was it enjoyable or just horrible Okay, it's all concept it's all concepts it's bombing. He's bombing. It's nonsense And he's doing it on purpose Roxie eats his favorite album. Oh, well, it's just crazy because he's just you can't believe he's doing it right yeah It's like a Banksy, but it's this crazy.

5:05:28It's his favorite album because he just had the balls in his prime to do something so insane Like as a piece of performance Yeah, performance out weird. He just doesn't get the credit he deserves because so many people hated on him for a long time Mm -hmm. They hated on him because of his success They didn't like the fact that this guy was doing nursery rhymes and he was like selling out arenas They didn't like it. They didn't like it. He was dirty, but it was they were looking for excuses because before that when he wasn't famous They all would go see him they would all see him at the store They all loved him everybody like dices up and they'd all watch him and he would kill and then he got famous and they're like What I don't like what this guy's doing it was like the first cancel culture always is that people just bitter about Someone's success so it's like if they were open micers, but no like I's great, but they're theater actor Fuck them.

5:06:13Well, you remember when he did MTV and he got banned? Uh -huh the same thing with Tony doing baddest is Korgardin for the Trump administration they asked Dice to do a fucking set on one of those MTV video music awards things And he did dice and he does dice and they banned him for life from MTV. It was a big deal It was if he's like the fucking dare bomb Oh And they were like no And they told him not to do that material apparently like yeah You fucking of course he did it of course he did it and he got banned for life and then everybody went on the I hate Dice train and comics like professional comedians So we're like doing I must now I guess now that I know I know guys that are like alt comics and the guys that weren't doing as well as him same kind of shit You always here and they found some reason why he's everything that's wrong with comedy you know it was just it was so dumb It was so it was so weird that is a bummer, but it's crazy to see people's arcs like look at dice And look at Rosanne now Where are we gonna be Dice is interesting though.

5:07:14I talked to him at the stand last week two weeks ago and it was like of all the guys who started that way way back then They all moved in either quit or became actors or whatever Dice stayed in stand -up comedy yeah for 50 years Oh, yeah, he did movies and TV. He just did him. He never left stand -up. He only get Ford Fairling. You know that was the big one That's one big movie and it didn't do that well and then he car just He's been in stuff. Yeah, we're that TV show remember you had that TV show. Yeah, bless this house. I think it was called Natasha, Lajero was with Natasha. She's on it. Yeah It's on Amazon He's been in a lot of stuff Jamie I was just looking at it.

5:07:52What I remember was that he's just in these but just movies for fairlens was his his thing But the Ford failure was a big one. This is like that. This is like that. It's so shit I remember you remember Dorman Greg. Yeah, yeah, so you did dice undisputed 2007 Touchpoint oh But what was the show that he did was it the dice no no no the TV show was it called dice? Yeah, was it? Yeah, so 13 episodes actually great That's pretty good really. Yeah, so it was good I'm talking about Jim Norton bless this house. That's it bless this house. That's the show. Oh, that's he tried 95 96 that's dice That's dice That's the wife in the white thousand what to do Wow Rugrats.

5:08:40Did I see it? Yeah, he was in Rugrats Bless this house. What the fuck is that? That's an old that's a show He's in a sitcom. He really tried just to straight up sitcom and he kind of changes his fucking act for a little bit Here this looks like he didn't Yeah Oh That's just King of Queens That's all of us that comes. Yeah, we don't want that number Grace under fire. He was a pillhead Well, she went nutty and threw a drink in the face of Chuck what's his glory Chuck Laurie? Yeah, end of story if you're a career That was it. Yeah, wrapped it up. That's why you never see that show on syndication two powerful.

5:09:22He was a feisty Two of those moments that happened with comics where they went nutty and then you never see that show again tightest tightest. Yeah. Oh, is that right? Yeah, that show disappeared What happened that fucking thing what happened to him? Maybe you came like a quote is this Rugrats Yeah If we can fix it, it's time to nix A dog I don't like dogs. I probably saw this episode How weird yeah damn yeah, what did heaven show business is strange, you know it is strange Fuck the business. I think the strangest thing that I was ever a part of was when you were getting kicked out of your own show Because you wouldn't do a special on Comedy Central That's good.

5:10:11Is that wild? That was the wildest thing to be a part of because you were you were freaking out You explained to me on the phone you were you wanted to get money to pay the staff you were like I'm gonna pay everybody I'm gonna do it out of my own pocket and I said wait a minute what you know what I'll go and host it for free Remember was that yeah, they were like no like I said I was hosted for free I said I would take over his job and I would host it for free I said I'd do it for free they they wanted to punish him because he didn't want to do a special on Comedy Central because he got a Netflix deal Mmm This one Netflix was popping off and Comedy Central is about And his show was one of the most successful shows on Comedy Central great show Yeah, this is not happening was one of the big shows.

5:10:48It had billboards on sunset. Yep. It's so wild You can't stop your own show Like now we can do the program. It's my show integrity You showed integrity he wanted to get on Netflix He was going to give all the money. He was gonna give all the was gonna pay the entire staff He was gonna go into debt to pay the entire staff because he knew that they were getting fucked Did they at all signed off for that? So you know if you're a cameraman or if you're whoever the people that are working behind the scenes Yeah, there's a whole crew of people that were gonna be out money because of him He's like I'll pay those people five seasons.

5:11:19They worked on that they're they blackmail me they go either sign with us Or these people all be out of work with two weeks to go good luck paying their rent. How do you want to play? I don't like you wow they said it that way. Yeah, mother fucker. I was like I'm not prepared for this I'm just right You were within you were right in your contract to do that that's that's special on that Yeah, he's in his contract that he could do it. I'm not doing it. It was like I made one on my own I'm like imagine Neville's wanting an R .E .s. your fears Last nails in the coffin for common Central because it was one of their best shows and Roy Wood did a great job But the problem was everybody knew what happened and then I wasn't there editing it anymore Yeah, but everybody also knew what happened It was just cool roast out by it.

5:12:04They were like what because you were real public about it You did my podcast. I should have more public about it. I could have stopped it if I went on here Like hey via commas blackmailing that big back then it wouldn't have done it It wouldn't have done it back then it wouldn't have had the impact it would have if you did it today they'd be fucked Oh, yeah, I mean it would kill their fucking career. It would kill the the network and you would roll cool You guys worked it out called me and said no What you do here? Because unless they get permission. I want to do it. I was like now we need to say people jobs Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was the mouth.

5:12:34It was the move But you know you showed so much integrity That was a ball Z move because most people when the shit hits the fan like that and they're worried about losing their gig They they cave in yeah, and you're like, uh -uh For a principle on the mission made us poor for too long that I was like well, I already have no money Yeah, and you could always tour you always just go back to that Yeah, you probably make more money doing stand -up that you do in a show anyway Yeah, you editing it was the secret sauce. Yeah, yeah, you were so They said we couldn't use a comedians input on their own stories What like that there were like I was like no, I'm gonna let them like tell me what they want and they go No, that's a press that we can't do that.

5:13:09I was like and then I go oh I'll just call them directly Yeah, so I I'll just make a mind notes. Yeah, just show me what you want out and stuff. Well, I'm an inch. No, you did an amazing job It was a great show you and I was there when you developed that show We're doing it on it. Yeah, great one the fact that the woods the Alabama was Crazy that was a crazy one crazy story without who who was the fighter? I don't want to say okay We like I love okay guys had gone through enough Okay, but when you I saw you develop it at the lab at the improv For an hour I was like what is he doing? I was like what is he doing over here?

5:13:48What's it already doing? He's like storytelling shows like what is this was weird? I was like comics have cool stories I know but it was like you had a vision and you started piecing it together and then all sudden it's on fucking comedy center I'm like look at Ari like this is crazy You pulled it off do you ever feel like hey? Why am I so judgmental? Why am I judging him for trying to story show and then it blew up? Yeah, hey, what's he doing? Yeah, but you know in the beginning of what the month show it wasn't I was like so plenty of you see your friends doing dumb shit sure You go fuck is he doing it nine times already gave me the worst advice ever.

5:14:22Yeah, it's already gave me the worst advice ever He's like go to your show. Yeah, we're too long or two hours I was gonna listen to my advice It was a fun live show we had fun every time No, it was a major and then eventually was like I guess TV Yeah, dude you you fucking killed it and you should bring it back So much it should Netflix should do it maybe I bully them too. Oh, I like it should do it should bring back This is not happening. Why not you have the name anymore who owns the name neither one of us own the name It's it's both of us like if you do anything with that name how about you call it?

5:14:54This is happening this is still happening. Yeah Yeah, wait, why not neither one of us neither Comedy Central nor me Just wait a year comedy centrals. Yeah, they'll be first sale you could probably buy it out Yeah, they got burned up what are they now they're like all They're just production company. They're not even South Park. No, right? South Park's on who the show? Yeah, they show Comedy Central either it's not what it's a pretty it's it's comedy such a production that's on Paramount On what is on Comedy Central now old reruns of the office and science fairs Pulas Day off wow Used to be the spot.

5:15:29Oh, it's a show. It's sad. It was a great Sketch if not the greatest South Park, Tosh. Oh Yeah, second best get your work. Oh, crazy That was a more improved version of it. Yeah kind of amazing. You think about their dad's And that's big remember they wanted to do like an app like you will do your special on their app Joe Rogan just Who's Rogan to Gore Christher that all host Ali Sadik like no anyone we suggested like no, yeah, we said we'd host it for free Money yeah, you don't have to pay the fucking guy hosting. They were so but hurt. Oh Dirty pool So dirty that's so dirty so dirty. Yeah, what a dumb fucking thing to do They fucked themselves so the word are you should be assured on that on that season because he's on the Contract the common center because I can't pull out But I'll wear a shirt that says you So crazy so the rules yeah, you make it even money on that show at least I did back then but all right It was a big fucking show you remember the the Stern Dibaco.

5:16:36Yeah Stern shit. Who's this guy nobody knows him and Ari stands in front of his billboard on Comedy Central No one's heard of you and then tells him to fucking go to Netscape Navigator to look it up I know the old people don't are saying Google Jamie help me with that video It was really Jamie. I was like you help me It was because you were kind of kiss a disaster while you were doing it was a star and I met no disrespect And blow it They're all men We're talking about you look he was gonna ruin you and you Owned him and then he never talked about you again. Yeah, I think his staff was like guy bro you should not Staff the fucking internet like the beating that he took from that was yeah It was like such a checkmate move because the photo of you standing in front of a billboard on sent the odds of it Happening while this guy but that is Yeah, it's like karma.

5:17:32Why was why was he going out? I said something about I was dead It was he was he was off. He was saying something. I was like fuck. Yeah fuck star. He's out of touch Him and Clint Eastwood should go blow each other's wrinkle of dicks and their old man camps. Yeah And then right at the time he was saying podcasts are not the future. You got to do radio. Yeah, and it was like Bro, it's okay. You're gonna touch you got to be a broadcaster. You got to work your way up 30 minutes to spend on me Hey, thought that was real back then. That's funny. They all thought it was never gonna They thought the podcast thing was just a what are these guys wasting their time?

5:18:06All right now so funny look at him now Like a best is Berk Rysher on some radio show He had they had an ad for like me on these or something and Berk was like how much to make for that? I was like I do okay, and he goes let's because I have them to is a sponsor and he goes okay? How much do you make it? Same time Berk loves that same time So so they go okay, and then the same time he goes one two three go and the guy goes 75 dollars and Berk goes 35 hundred dollars What he was 75 bucks what Ah CBS is taking all your money. Louis did that's a shultz. You see that episode? We did a flagrant he was like a because shultz just put out a special behind a paywall and he's like you did that I got the idea from you and I made a ton of money and shultz like well What did you make he goes you go first and shultz goes five million he goes that was stupid You shouldn't have told me because Louis wouldn't say wow but he made way more than that Yeah, if you well also with him like that was the only way to see him Because it was in like the height it was like the thing about people wanting to rebel against cancel culture They had to go to his website to get it.

5:19:08He was always the first that Louis that time and then like the early time five dollar No one else has a success. He had it with that first. Yeah, yeah genius a million dollars and like a day. Yeah Oh, yeah, genius and he's so funded. He made it so easy to get you You'd be better off buying it than stealing it and also he realized from that point on like hey like I'll just do all my own stuff now That way they can't just take it away from yeah, I always have a direct connection to my fans He always had email lists. Yeah, and his email is like he writes things. It's like it's good. Yeah, I could do a newsletter Yeah, but it's funny.

5:19:40It's like it's genius even his TV show was different. Yeah, I want notes. So I'll just take less money Yeah, and he fucking edited it all on a little MacBook edited it all like one of those little 2014 inch MacBooks. Yeah He's a different breed and now you know like you can't fuck with him. You could do whatever he wants now Like they he's basically got his own fan base They all got to leave him alone. Yeah, and kind of kind of amazing. He's got new material of killing. It's always killing He took about a year off, right? Yeah, the year off what that time you just chill out Yeah, after after the garden Yeah, he said I he's like I'm not going to stand up anymore every time I talk to him's like well Since you're a former comic you wouldn't understand I was just sculpting class go and loser He did love that he loved sculpting he loved sculpting All right boys, I finally have to be all right So that's unbelievable.

5:20:37Yeah, I've gone five and a half hours without being solid. Good. Do we do five and a half at least 130 130 to five Go watch it. Are you special? Go are you special time Netflix right now bigger America sweetheart 85 ,000 dollars worth of plants watch it all the way to the You watch it watch it watch it all the way through the way city So Spent it. We could give that to look at its beautiful fire to help people. What do they do with those plants after just throw them out Straight in the trash the flat ones being able to park the staff The extra that's the biggest property. Yeah, all right praise.

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