#2266 - Brian Simpson

31 Jan 2025 · 2 h 43 min

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The Joe Rogan Experience - Episode #2266: Brian Simpson

Introduction

  • Host: Joe Rogan
  • Guest: Brian Simpson
  • Background: Brian Simpson is a stand-up comedian, host of the "Bottom of the Barrel" comedy show at the Comedy Mothership, and has his podcast, "BS with Brian Simpson." He has a new special on Netflix titled "Brian Simpson: Live from the Mothership."

Key Discussion Points

Political Commentary

  • Biden & Leadership: Discussion around President Biden's age and political stumbles. Rogan and Simpson critique the idea of leaders being manipulated by larger political machines.
  • Executive Orders: Anecdotes about Biden signing executive orders without fully understanding them, specifically related to natural gas.
  • Immigration Policies: Conversation about contrasting immigration policies, particularly between the Biden and Trump administrations.

Economic Policies

  • Income Tax vs. Tariffs: Rogan discusses Trump's idea of replacing income tax with tariffs on companies, questioning the feasibility.
  • American Manufacturing: The difficulties and decline of American manufacturing, focusing on the inability to produce essential goods like smartphones domestically.

Health and Nutrition

  • AG1 Promotion: A health supplement advertisement is interwoven, highlighting the importance of nutrition and simplifying morning routines.
  • Public Health Initiatives: Discussion on how government could promote a healthier lifestyle through education and incentives, such as removing harmful substances from diets.

Social and Cultural Observations

  • Healthcare System: Critique of the U.S. healthcare system, specifically the role of profit over patient care, and the public's reaction to health insurance executives.
  • Public Perception of Health: How public motivation and health education can lead to a stronger, healthier community.
  • Technology and Privacy: Concerns about AI and technology in modern society, including the ability to control vehicles remotely.

Pop Culture and Entertainment

  • Vampire Movies: The excellence of the new "Nosferatu" film, praised for its cinematography and faithfulness to the original vampire lore.
  • Charlize Theron and ‘Old Guard’: The action-packed movie was discussed for its portrayal of strong female leads in supernatural settings.
  • Werewolf Movies: Anticipation for new takes on werewolf films, hoping for innovation in the genre.

Technology and Conspiracy Theories

  • UFOs and Advanced Tech: Theories about UFO sightings being related to advanced U.S. technology and the secrecy surrounding it.
  • Asteroid Discoveries: Discoveries of asteroids with life-forming elements, leading to discussions on panspermia – the theory that life on Earth may have originated from space.

Conclusion

  • Brian Simpson's Perspective: Skepticism about the future due to human nature and societal behavior, despite acknowledging exceptional individuals.
  • Social Dynamics: The complexities of social interactions in large groups, both in personal and professional contexts.

Additional Content

  • Promotions and Ads: Various advertisements interspersed, including for AG1 supplements and DraftKings.
  • Brian's Special & Contact: Promotion of Brian Simpson's Netflix special and social media handles for further engagement.

This episode offered a blend of humor and incisive cultural commentary, with both Joe Rogan and Brian Simpson navigating topics from political critiques to pop culture and societal structures.

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0:03The Joe Rogan Experience. Show me my day, Joe Rogan Park, cast my night all day. It'll be the thing you say. I imagine having to be that measured in everything you say all the time. Just proud of talking to you. That's my whole life. I'm stressful. Yeah, super stressful. Especially if you're a little intoxicated. You know, you get a couple of whiskeys and you start talking shit. You got to be responsible for every word that comes out of your mouth, even if it's stupid. But, you know, I think people get it. They get what the people are human beings and they can stumble. Like people, they forgive a lot of Biden stumbles until they're like, what the fuck?

0:46You know, a lot of people like in 2020 were like, there's no way. There's no way he's going to do it. He was too old to run when it was 2016. He's kind of always been known for the gaps. Like, because I remember when Obama was picked him, that was the number one concern was like, oh, but sometimes he's saying shit. He was famous. He was famous. He quoted as Joe as a don't worry. Joe find a way to fuck things up. I never heard that. This is supposedly what's hard to know what the quote was. But supposedly he got out of it. Well, that's because the machine was behind them. Right? So he gets into office and you saw that Mike Johnson guy, the Speaker of the House.

1:26He said that he had talked to him. He took a year to have a meeting and he finally had this meeting with him. I wanted to talk to him about something. And he said, why did you sign this executive order and it had something to do with liquid natural gas? He said, I didn't sign that. He said, yes, you did, sir. You signed it. Can we get it? And so he has a secretary printed up. He brings it in. He'd never read it. So he was just signing executive orders that he didn't even know. He didn't know what it was about. He thought it was about research and it was about shutting it down. And so that's a, there's a bunch of people behind him that want to do things.

1:58And they think it's for the best interest of the country and they're all acting as a big group that's like the puppeteer of the president. And that's not how it's supposed to be. It's not supposed to be that way. Isn't it like that with every president? I don't know. Because I think when a president brings in a new cabinet and a new cabinet starts doing different things, then you see what's happening right now. Right? So they've already found thousands of criminals that had snuck in here and it committed multiple crimes while they were here. And the Biden administration had left them here. And they allowed them to stay in these sanctuary cities and sanctuary states.

2:32And Trump's just yanking them out and flying them back to Columbia and flying them back to Mexico and flying them back to where they're from. Get the fuck out of here. No, but exporting them in planes. The Biden administration could have done this too. Yeah, but I think they, every president that get in there, they do, they do little shit different than the other side. But in the day, the big major shit that will help out the average people, that's it always falls short a couple of votes. Trump is talking about getting rid of income tax and replacing it with tariffs. I asked him about that on the pocket.

3:07I thought he was joking around. Yeah, exactly. He was saying that it would be better for the economy. We'd have way more money if instead of you paying tax, these companies should be paying tax. Like why are they making such a killing off the American people? But the companies would just charge us bigger prices, wouldn't they? Well, here's the thing. Could they, if we had American manufacturing, that could make the same products? No. So the whole reason why is... It's going to make the same products for the same price. But if you have other countries charged tariffs, and I think we've charged tariffs in the past, and it's an interesting thing.

3:42It's like you make a trade agreement. It's essentially a trade agreement. And his position has always been that one side of the trade agreement was unbalanced in America. It does a stupid job in negotiating its trade agreements. So he wants tariffs and everything. That's what he threatened the guy from Columbia with. He said, because they didn't want to take the prisoners, the flights were coming over and he didn't want to give them approval to land. He said, we're going to tax you. We're going to tear a few 25 % and then like in a week, we're going to jack it up to 50%. And this guy wrote like a poem to Trump.

4:12It was the most ridiculous thing ever. The guy's a wild dude. That's the thing. If you bring in the tariffs, you have to make them so high that the American goes with cheaper back than Paris. Well, you'd have to really ramp up American manufacturing in a lot of places. Like, we don't make phones. That's one of the craziest things about America. We can't even make a phone. We can't even make a phone. Make mistakes. Well, I mean, maybe we could make a phone. Does there one phone that is made in America? Is there one phone that's manufactured here? I think there is. I mean, even if it's assembled here.

4:44Is it the nothing phone? Is that it? It might be assembled here. I don't think they stop to get something. They still have to get shit from China. Yeah. They have to get shit from Taiwan. They have to get shit from India. Yeah. Everybody gets their shit from somewhere. Yeah. I mean, the problem with American manufacturing is you can't do it for a cheap because you have to pay people. No, I have to. The problem is, first of all, we're addicted to buying new shit all the time. I have a bunch of phone lines and one of my phone lines, I have an iPhone 11. It's like five years old. I don't notice when I'm using it.

5:20Along as it still works, you don't notice on a normal experience. What do I do with my phone? I'm not fucking making complex video rendering. You know, what am I doing? I'm watching YouTube videos, I'm text messaging people. You don't notice, right? But we're force fed this idea that you're supposed to get a new one every year. Like, it's one of the weirdest things. You got to do TV every year, you got a new computer every year. Why the fuck do you get a new phone every year? But every year, they keep pushing us to get a new phone. If you make a phone that's American made more durable and lasts more than a year, it would be worth a premium and I wouldn't have to feel bad about like slaves in China making it.

5:59Like, he makes it like the only phone. They need to bring back the Nokia phones, limitless brick phones. Yes. Well, don't do that. Make it dope. Make it a dope phone. But, you know. I don't know, man. I think those days are long gone. The days of American manufacturing? Well, I think with incentives, with government incentives and people understanding that this competition that we're having is all technologically based. And if all of our technology is getting made in another country that's essentially a national security issue. You know, you know, I realized it's like why? Because sometimes, you know, politics comes up in the green room and I just, I always separate myself from the conversation because I realized when everybody has regardless of what size the issues they don't, it's they all have hope.

6:50I'm sitting, I'm sitting, putting them up for God. I'm like, this shit is old. This shit bit. But you know, it's like, for me, I'm like, I see, I see the asteroid coming. Yeah. And I'm like, hey, no, we're going to be out of deal about that. Fitness isn't just about what you do in the gym. It's also about your nutrition. But even with the best diet, some nutrients can be hard to get. And AG1 can help fill those gaps. AG1 delivers optimal amounts of nutrients in forms that help your body perform. AG1 makes foundational nutrition easy because there aren't a million different pills and capsules you have to keep track of.

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8:01That's a $76 value gift for free if you go to drinkag1 .com slash Joe Rogan. Seriously, get on this. I'm interested to see. Look, if Robert F. Kennedy Jr. gets approved, I'm interested to see. If they start removing pesticides and herbicides and all these things that are killing people, if people's health improves, if we remove things from the human diet, if just start educating people on the importance of diet and exercise, I would love to see that. But you know the problem with that is, we live in a society where like, another issue is going to happen unless it makes more money than what we already do.

8:39That's not necessarily true because you can motivate people. There's a real power in free motivation. And having a government that's like promoting health in that way would cause a bunch of people to take that step that they've been thinking about taking. So a lot of times motivation doesn't catch you flat. Motivation catches you looking for motivation. Right? Like you want to get your shit together? You're like, God, why just fucking need to get to the gym? I just need something. And then one day the government announces that we are going to turn the health of America around and we are going to promote a national fitness regime.

9:18We're going to start bringing it to schools and kids to get people healthier. We're going to bring in organic food and start feeding kids when you feed them in public schools. You have free lunches? You want to try to do something like that? Yes, she did. She got shut down. Exactly. They shut her right the fuck down. Yeah, they went back down. You're going to fucking kill our profits. Fuck this healthy shit. Because that's the other thing. But what's different now than what's happened in bad game is, we're so divided. If somebody in the government suggested anything was the healthiest thing, at least half the country would be like, I'm not fucking with it for that very reason.

9:54It's so right. Yeah, it's like they attached Obama to Obamacare, even though it was not a bad thing. And if Trump was going to be like, hey, every American jumping jacks is the best exercise. People like, you don't know Trump jacks. Yeah. That's your president's exercise. So it was like, we so divided, nothing's going to stick. I also think that the problem with healthcare and all these things where people are getting paid, you're dealing with a bunch of different games that are being played inside a game that has a function. And that function is healthcare. Like it provides healthcare in a kind of shifty, shitty way.

10:36But the game it's playing is make the most money. That's the game it's playing. It's playing a financial game. That's why it's coming up with reasons to deny people. And it's using AI to figure out how to deny people. And they deny a large amount of claims. So you got to look at it like what it actually is. It's not that it's all bad, but that there's a bunch of different games. Each person in that game is playing their own game. You have thousands of employees. You have thousands of people trying to climb the corporate ladder and make more money and get promotions and make more money for the company and impress the board.

11:14They want to fucking yacht. Bro. I'm talking about how much we divided it, but that's the one thing they couldn't divide people along. Like I remember after the CEO got popped. Like on CNN and MSNC and Fox, the narrative was like how dare people be excited. Because at first they tried to do what they do with everything and they said, oh, these liberals fucking laughing at definite. And then they realized like, oh, the insurance industry is fucked over everybody. Everybody. They don't give a fuck who you vote for. That might be the one. Healthcare might be the one thing that we can come to like a bipartisan agreement on that health insurance and insurance companies in general.

11:56They're just captivated by what a corporation is. A corporation has a responsibility to a chairholder to make the most money. And that's a problem with the whole structure of it. Is that no matter what the business is, they find a way to make money more than they find a way to do the thing that they're supposed to be doing well as a service to people. If Trump actually, if Trump actually fixed healthcare, he would go down as one of the greatest presidents. I think it would be a whole different, like he actually did like viable real change to the healthcare system that like made it work for everybody.

12:33Well, it used to be that there was no social media. So if you wanted to make a big change, the government could gaslight you on TV in these press conferences and bring out experts and they could gaslight you and tell you what to do. And that was all the information you had. That doesn't work anymore. It doesn't work anymore. So this is one of the reasons why this is the best time ever to kind of revamp healthcare and revamp like the way people think about what is healthy. What is healthy? How are you going to revamp it in the way it still makes money? You, well, it doesn't have to, first of all, you're going to lose money.

13:08The country is going to lose money. It's like who's going to get the money? There's an exchange of money, right? So if a lot of people are sick all the time and a lot of people are on Medicaid and a lot of people are on health insurance, the country is going to spend more money that's going to go to pharmaceutical drug companies, but it doesn't have to go there. We can't commit to giving it to them every year just because they've figured out a way to keep getting it. That's dumb. The right way to say is we have to look at the collective money of the country. Wouldn't it be way better if we spent way less on healthcare because people got healthier because they figured out there's no easy way to do it.

13:47You have to have diet and exercise. It's the most important foundation for any healthy human being. It doesn't matter what kind of exercise. It does. I probably doesn't even matter what kind of diet as long as you're like committed to eating healthy real food. The whole thing is just diet and exercise and movement. That would fucking cure 70 % of the problems we have in this country with healthcare because people would be healthy. Then you wouldn't be as susceptible to getting sick. You wouldn't be as susceptible to getting injured. There's a bunch of things that would probably likely stack up financially in our favor.

14:24That's how you make money out of it. You make money out of it because everybody makes more money. You make more money if you're healthy. You make more money if you're active. If you're in the bed all the time because you have back surgery constantly or if you've got this and that, you go to a lot of interruptions in your life. They're going to hiccup your career. They're going to hiccup whatever you're trying to accomplish in your life if you're dealing with being sick all the time. So you think if people were healthier, they would deny less people? I think if people were healthier, first of all, you would need way less healthcare.

14:54First, that's the number one thing. If people were fit and they took care of themselves, there's a giant part of, if you looked at all of the healthcare issues that we have in this country. There's a giant chunk of it that's connected to diet. It's connected to the standard American diet. It's connected to eating too much calories, garbage, food, obesity. All that is possible to shift that in a different direction. You just have to change the way people eat. And that, you would see other people getting results and then you would want those results. If you hear RFK Jr. on TV trying to motivate people to do this and you see him working out, maybe that's the thing you need that takes you from, man, I got to go to the gym one day.

15:37The fuck it, I'm going to the gym. This is it. And then if more people do that, there's more healthy people. If there's more healthy people, there's less losers. If there's less losers, the country makes more money. The whole GDP goes up. Everybody, you're going to do better. You're going to do better with whatever you're doing in life if you're healthy. Because health is energy. But how do you make people want... You don't make them do it, but you inspire. And the government has never done that before. Why not try it? Why not try that? Why not try that? Why not try to like fucking gasoline people until you got to wear a mask in your car or you're going to die instead of that gaslighting?

16:13How about pump them up? They scared the fuck out of everybody with COVID. How about they pump everybody the fuck up with health? If the government wanted everybody to do anything, they have to pay them. You know another problem with my theory? I give you a tax break if you lose 40 pounds. Here's another problem with my theory. Trump. He's nothing but McDonald's. It's Rick's Diet Coke. Sharp as a tax 78 years old. Like, okay. I don't know what to tell you. If he came back, if he disappeared for like six months and came back just jacked. Shaived his head. Did you see him play tennis with Serena Williams?

16:46No. He took his shoes off. He's playing tennis. With Serena Williams. I mean, playing playing? Not playing like as good as she can play. Oh, well, I'm not going to embarrass you. I'm not that bad. That's following back and forth. And he's playing. Is he running? He plays tennis, man. He can play tennis. Like, the guy plays tennis. Like, he's, I mean, I don't know how to play tennis. So I don't know if it looks good. But I'm looking at him hit the ball. It looks like he's doing it the right. He doesn't look like me if I was doing it. I'd be a fucking spaz. I don't know to play tennis. Clearly lost.

17:15Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's see it. It's because it's 2015. Oh, it was? Oh, goddammit. I got lied to by the reels. I thought it just happened. No, no, no. 2015. When I tried to put some of the things. But check out the tennis. Check this out. She could clearly fucking mop her. Oh, that's a nice gentle serve. Look at it. But he looked at it. He's firing back. Uh, both of his shots right about. Ah, he's old. I mean, but he is doing better than I would do. Oh, way better than me. I mean, he plays tennis. There's a video of him playing tennis. There's like photos of him playing tennis. So he does do some things.

17:57It's like, there's a lot of guys that are two. They can't go to a gym. They need a purpose or they need something that occupies their brains. So they play golf or they play tennis or they play games. They do, they play a little pickup basketball. They do that for their health. Yeah. Because they just can't do the gym thing. I just don't want to do it. So they do something that keeps them active. I mean, most of the people I know do shit like that. Yeah, so he's active. Pick up basketball or. But that dude just eats cheeseburgers and shit all day long. Like. Yeah. It's like, I don't know what to say.

18:28But he probably also has zero stress. Well, he has a way of letting shit roll off his back. I mean, he had to have some stress and that guy shot at him. But even then, he gets hit in the ear and he stands up and yells fight, fight, fight. It's like, is this a movie? Are we in a movie? Is this like a simulation? And then his ear healed up like Wolverine. Ro. And he'll look pretty quick. You can see a little mark on it. See, there's a little time if you look at it like when he's right there. I go, let me see it. And he leaned in. You could kind of see. You know what I mean? The ears filled with blood vessels.

18:56That's why I bleed so much. Nobody talks about it anymore. No. You know what else nobody talks about? The guy who blew up the cyber truck in front of Trump Tower. What happened to that guy? I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know that story? I don't know. I don't follow. This episode is brought to you by Visible. Is your wireless full of stuff you didn't sign up for? Don't need or don't understand. Visible gives you everything you want from wireless and nothing you don't. No confusing plans. No hidden fees. No nonsense. With Visible, you just get unlimited everything. Unlimited data, talk, text, and hotspot.

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21:54Any of the political stuff? Well this isn't even political. This is a weird story. It's a guy who was like, now is it being confirmed that that's him? Let's pull up the story because I don't want to do it any misjustice. But this was after the election, correct? Yes, definitely. It was a real recent New Year's Day. New Year's Day. That's how crazy the news cycle is. You forget what day things happen. Was that a year ago? No, it was last week. Oh, all right. There's something constantly bombarding you all the time. So this dude, he'd be like, yeah, what is the story behind him? He was a special forces guy, right?

22:31And he was in a television show with Tim Kennedy. They had a special forces TV show where they did something. So this guy's like, you know, he's an operator. He's like a serious soldier. Why a cyber truck? And he allegedly committed suicide with a large handgun, a desert eagle. He rented it. Okay. Large handgun and blew up this thing. It says self -inflicted gunshot wound. The whole thing's weird, man. Nobody, nobody could imagine him doing this. Everybody's saying it doesn't make sense. Why would he, this guy knew how to make bombs? Why would he make a shitty bomb like that that doesn't even blow up the building?

23:21It just blows him up in the car. And why would he do it in a cyber truck, which is like the most durable car you can buy? Like that whole thing, the cyber truck, you saw that video where I tried to shoot an arrow through it? Oh yeah. My arrow exploded. That thing's solid steel. So why would you blow yourself up in a solid, why would you get a convertible and fuck everybody up? Right? If you're going to blow up yourself in a car and you want to do the most damage, you'd have a car that you'd want to blow apart. Those Teslas contained the entire explosion. Yeah. I mean, was it, he'd leave some kind of meta -fusla?

23:59I don't know if you left a note. Did he leave a note? I think so. Yep. They probably found it like barely smolder outside the car. Look, it's like, remember when they found the terrorist passports? The planes went into the fucking World Trade Center, blew up in front of everybody's face. Just a gigantic, enormous pile of fire. And yet this dude's passport just barely singed on the outside like a bug's bunny cartoon, falls to the ground. That's what the whole Sean Ryan thing was about because they sent the email. And then that was, did the guy write the email? Right, that's right. That's right.

24:34That's right. That's right. Now I remember. God, I forgot. I forgot about Sean Ryan. I was involved in that. And then people were saying that he didn't send that to you. You got hoaxed. And then Sean Ryan proved that the guy did send that. So he was saying some stuff in there about drones. And what was he saying? Let's put up what he said. You know what I've realized, man? Shout out to Sean Ryan. It said, in case I do not make it to my decision point or onto the Mexican, Mexico border, I am sending this now. Please do not release this until one Jan and keep my identity private until then. First off, I'm not under duress or hostile influence or control.

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25:13My first car was a 2006 black Ford Mustang V6 for verification. First of all, that's not true. That was not his first car. No. No, yet a different car. We'll find that out in a second. Put a tab on that, Jamie. What we have been seeing with drones is the operational use of gravitic propulsion systems powered aircraft by most recently China in the East Coast. But throughout history, the US, only we in China have this capability. Our open location for this activity in the box is below. China has been launching them from the Atlantic from submarines for years with this activity recently has picked up.

25:48As of now, it is just a show force and they are using it similar to how they use the balloon for a significant, significant, how do you say that? SIGINT and ISR, which are also part of the integrated comm systems. There are dozens of those balloons in the air at any given time. The so what is because of the speed and stealth of these unmanned aircraft, they are the most dangerous threat to national security that has ever existed. They basically have an unlimited payload capacity and can park it over the White House if they wanted to. It's checkmate. US government needs to give the history of this, how we employing and weaponizing it, how China is employing them, and what the way forward is.

26:32China is poised to attack anywhere in the East Coast. I've been followed for over a week now, likely from Homeland or FBI, and they are looking to move on me and are unlikely to let me cross into Mexico. But I won't because they know I am armed and I have a massive VB IED. I think that's vehicle something. Oh, you know, you're a military guy. I've been trying to maintain a very visible profile and have kept my phone and they are definitely digitally tracking me. I have knowledge of this program and also of war crimes that were covered up during air strikes in the NIMRA's province, Afghanistan in 2019.

27:16By the admin, D -O -D -D -E -A and CIA, I conducted targeting for these strikes over 125 buildings. 65 were struck because of CIV, C -A -S that killed hundreds of civilians in a single day. US, F -O -R -A continued strikes after spotting civilians on initial ISR. It was supposed to take six minutes and scramble all aircraft to sent comm. The UN basically called these war crimes, but the administration made them disappear. I was part of that cover up with US, F -O -R -A and Agent, R -J -R -D -A, the name of the DEA. So I don't know if my abduction attempt is related to either. I worked with General Miller's 10 staff and on this as well as the response to Bala Murgob, A -O -B -S commander at the time, redacted.

28:10He said, you need to elevate this to media so we avoid a world war because this is a mutually assured destruction situation. So he gave his LinkedIn for vetting, active duty, he could have his profile, the whole deal. Now the problem is that was not his first car, so Google what his first car was. Why lie about that? Because somebody might not have known. Like if you ask, there's a lot of people that say, what was your first car? And a lot of people don't know. I've said it publicly, but how many people know what my first car was. Right, so if you're a dude and you're hanging out with other dudes, I don't know what you're saying.

28:52You're suggesting someone else wrote that. If they get the car wrong, yeah. That's a hell of a detail to get wrong. Here, I had my first car was a 1973 Chevelle, but I only had it for like two days. It broke down. And the guy sold me a lemon and I got my money back. He came and got his car. I think he knew he fucked me. And then my next car after that was a 1968 Oldsmobile. So I remember, I know what my cars were. Like you're a kid, you get your first car. You know what your first car was. Yeah, of course. Bitch, if your first car was a 2007 Mustang, everyone's going to know. You're going to tell everybody, right?

29:34Yeah, you're not going to forget what your first car was. You're going to know. You're not going to be confused. You're not going to be confused as to what was your first car. You'll have it. You'll pull it out right away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never seen anybody get that wrong. Your car is like the first time you have freedom. You can't believe you can just drive anywhere you want. You go to your friends house like, dude, I can drive. It's one of the wildest experiences. I remember clearly just learning to drive. And how wild it was. You could just drive. We're so used to it. We're basically riding around an amusement park ride.

30:12You would pay a lot of money to ride it. Like your car? That Audi? Bro, that's like you're in a super capable sports sedan from 2024. So you're talking about like modern suspension and anti -lock braking system and everything's controlled electronically and you have a fucking super powerful engine. It's all taught and it moves differently based on how the fucking ground moves. Like whether it's shitty surface or smooth surface. They just adapt to everything. That thing's glued. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, those things are crazy. This world that we live in today is so fun. You would remember your first car.

30:55I have an hard time. This is one of the straightener searches I've had. I'll add this to conspiracy. I can't find anything that's coming up with a date before January 4th, which would only be in a few days after. I've done Google search and Twitter search. Twitter search didn't show anything and I hit a latest and still not show me anything recent. Yeah, I have so many wrote a whole article about how that was not his first car. I know, but it's just weird that it's blocking this stuff. Can you try the Brave browser? How would that be? I don't know that it would have a... I'm on a website. What was that proof for?

31:26Isn't giving me anything more recent than January 4th? So when they say about discrepancies, does anybody use the car as a discrepancy? Because I definitely know I read that. No, that's not what I'm bringing up. I'm sort of saying like the search is being manipulated right now. Like I can't search for this. What? That's what I'm trying to say. Like searching for his name and car was... I don't get anything in the last three weeks. That's weird. Let me... Let me imagine this. Is it possible that if there was a story like this and you were trying to cover up discrepancies and you didn't want people talking about it?

32:03Could you just flood the search with a bunch of other stories on it so that it takes so many pages to get to it? I would argue yes, you could, but that's... I'm not seeing that. I'm seeing the opposite. I'm seeing no stories other than like within the 48 hours of it happening. Wow. That's... I find that odd. That is weird. Like I'll go to page two. Bro, this is how check my bag. I've been using the latest habits. News isn't showing. It's like four weeks ago. How about just write... Well, you do me a favor and just write Matthew Livel's burger. How do you say it? Livest? Livel's burger. Livel's burger's car was not...

32:37First car. Just say first car. No, but let me ask you, just say first car was not a 2006 Ford Mustang. I think it's a two specific one. Yeah, that's two specific ones. But just try. Was not first car was not a 2006 Ford Mustang. I mean, it's getting the same thing. That's sort of where I was. It's not the best way to do a search.

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34:32And the question is like when did he do it? Because it looks like the guy in the video in the car sits there, pulls up and then the whole thing blows up. So are you telling me that he's blowing himself up and shooting himself at the same time? Like does he have a button on his left hand? That's the bomb detonator and then the trigger on his right? Oh man, this is highly evasemented. I get tweets from two hours. The sabotage might have shot him. So they're getting to me? When I take off the word car from my search on Twitter, I get tweets from two hours ago. So there's still tweet in my crazy one.

35:01What I type in car. Now it's a 16th. I'm on latest. That's weird. E type first car. I just typed in the word car. I should matter. Try first car. I already know. I know. I reduced it so that it was less specific. But what's the rest of the conspiracy? Incorrect after the first car discrepancies. Click on that. Show more.

35:30So including incorrect reference for the first car, Livelsberger owned. According to public records, his first car was not a 2006 Ford. Contrary to what is mentioned in the email. This has led to skepticism on whether the email is real or fabricated. That's it. So where's the? It's according to public records that was not his first car. Show us the public records. Let's see. It was a BMW. 2008. One series BMW. I would add, wouldn't this just be registered under his name? Maybe borrowed one. Maybe his parents registered it. I think they checked his parents' cars too. Yeah, what about that 1990 80s or full of Mustang?

36:07But it's 2006. There's a big difference. See right here. Why is Sean Ryan spreading an easily confirmed fake email? If your first car was a 1998 Mustang, would you say your first car was a 2007 Mustang? The dates don't even line up. So he had a 98 Ford Mustang. Why is the BMW circled? Because I see the thing is whenever we're shit happening, the first people to talk beef with a shit. They were, those, they were worst people. So it looks like he didn't have, he had a scroll down back again. So he had a 98 Mustang. Not a 2007. That was his first car. Then he had a 2008 BMW. And then he had a Jeep.

36:46He never had a 2006 Mustang. You can see right what he got divorced because he got a Mustang again. Yeah, I'm back baby. 28th. 28th. You got a Ford Mustang GT. That's their big life crisis. You got the GT too. Greg Fitsimans got it. He got it with the EcoBoost. He was telling me how much he loves it. I was like, I know, but you didn't get the V8. He's like, oh, gas mileage. I'm like, shut your mouth. What do you mean EcoBoost? Oh, it's a great engine. Don't get me wrong. It's got plenty of power. And comparison to old cars, it's way more powerful. It means a fast fucking car. But the EcoBoost is just more fuel efficient.

37:20It doesn't have the same horsepower. Oh, okay. And the GT has the Coyote V8 that has that rumble. Maybe she feel alive. You know, when you, he ever been in a red light with a guy in a Mustang. And they take off and you hear that sound. Especially if he's got a manual. Broom. Now, my, my, my, my, my homey, when I was in the service he had this, he had this fucking blue Corvette. I forget what year it was, but it was older. But he, he was obsessed with this muffler car. And it was so fucking loud. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was definitely like a, you know, 70 something. Oh, you know what I mean? Yeah.

37:57It was like an old one. Oh, the cool ones. Yeah, but it was like no modern technology. That's more fucking loud. It was loud as shit. Corvettes are the only cars that looked good into the 70s. All the other American cars turned to dog shit. They turned it, they became boxes. They became fuel efficient boxes. But Corvettes always had that. And then eventually they fucked that up too. And they made Corvettes like flat and sticky, looked like a wedge. They look so stupid for a while. But now they're back. Now they're better, they're better looking now, I think like Tonys. I think that these new ones, the 2025s and 26s, they're better than any other car ever.

38:34Any American car. Like the Corvette ZR1, it's the greatest American car that's ever been built. It's 1100 horsepower. Oh, no shit about it. Oh, Brian Simpson, you ready to look at this? You got one? No, no, no, I don't have one. But this is, Google this. This is literally the greatest American car I've ever produced. Buy a long shot. Corvette Z1. ZR1. It's got a giant wing on the back of it. It's literally a race car that you can buy. It has a 1100 horsepower. Excuse me, 1664 horsepower. And this is not even tuned, right? Guys are going to be able to do things with these things. You're going to get these Hennessy guys.

39:11Oh, is this new? Yeah. You're going to get these Hennessy guys that are going to like jack up the boost and make them even faster. These things are insanely fast, insanely fast, and insanely capable. I don't know if they've got nirburgring times on them, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the fastest American car ever. How much does that cost? I think it's like $190 ,000. Bro, this car is fucking insane. It's carbon fiber wheels. It's insane. And it's beautiful. Look at that thing. I mean, it's just a piece of art and engineering, you know, together. It's really, it looks like what you'd expect from a foreign supercar, from like Ferrari or McLaren or something like that.

39:56That's what it looks like. It looks incredible. I don't know how we get on the subject. Oh, we were talking about how you remember your... You remember the first car. Oh, you remember your first car. Yeah. Fuck, imagine your first car's this thing. You should first car should be a Miata. So, everybody should drive a stick shift Miata. But you can't buy your... Because like, some people get crazy and they buy their kids shit like that. Well, you know, it's like motorcycles. You know, I was going to get a motorcycle license at one point in time, and one of my buddies was going to get like a ninja.

40:26I was like, bro, we shouldn't do that. We shouldn't just hop right on some crazy bike that you got to get comfortable with the whole deal riding a bike. Bro, if I told you how many of my... How many of my friends or family that... I've had to talk out of getting a motorcycle. Like, like, it's like they made a life crisis part. Hey, bro, you never rode a motorcycle. Like, you 40, you can't start now. I got real close, and then the universe gave me a whole bunch of signs. Bro, even the best riders in the world. We'll lay that bike down. Yep. So it's like, you out here, you haven't ridden a bike ever, or it will in 25 years.

41:03It's like, you're going to get fucked up out there. You ever see the one when the dude is flying down a country road? He hits a deer? No. Oh. This dude is like, I'm one of those race bikes. BAM! BOOM! Flying through the air. Bro, I saw one of the other day where it was the other way around. It was like the end of a parade or something. And there were girls in the street in this guy. A bunch of motorcycles went by, but only one girl got hit. Oh, God. But it was like, oh, God. Oh, man, that's... Vehicles. Yeah, but you can't... So you didn't see this thing today. A black Hawk helicopter collided with a American Airlines flight.

41:47Over DC. Yeah. Over DC. Over DC. Yeah, and they plunged into the batomic, and everybody's dead. In this video of it, there's a fireball in the sky. The helicopter collides right with the plane. Explodes in the sky. Watch this. BOOM! They explode and collide in the sky. And then this is the plane. Oh, man. It's crazy. And it's only... I mean, it's not... There's nothing fortunate about it, but it's fortunate that it landed in the river. And then it did land on apartment buildings, you know, and... Till a bunch more people. Man. I don't even know how that happens. I've never heard of something like that happening.

42:33And then... Where did the helicopter emanate from? Where did it come from, Jamie? Probably Andrews. Because it's a military helicopter. Andrews Air Force, we got some guessing.

42:47I don't understand how that's possible. I don't get it. But I don't know anything about flying. Man, you know what? Honestly, man, it comes close to happening a lot. Fuck. That's so crazy that a military helicopter collides with a American Airlines jet. Yeah. And I don't think it was an amount of function. It probably was that communication. Somebody got wrong information. Yeah, maybe. Unless we find out that someone was on that jet. Like someone was like, someone was on that jet. Gravity drive scientist. Some fucking dude. He's at the forefront of quantum computing. And he's got a laptop with him that he's trying to deliver to somebody in Saudi Arabia.

43:31Just a while, I checked out, bro. Because it's so hard to take everything serious because it's like, we can live in such a ridiculous time. Like, that is... The chances are more than zero there, what you see in this case, just now. Right. One zero. It's like, we live in a ridiculous, we don't trust anything. Right. I don't. So it's like, that could be the... Because my next thought shouldn't be, I wonder if my important was on that jet. The other thought was that you can control those helicopters remotely. You don't have to have pilots. No, bullshit. Yeah, you can. You can fly a helicopter remotely.

44:10Yes. They use artificial intelligence now not just to fly helicopters. But also to fly jets. And when they use jets that are controlled by artificial intelligence versus jets that are controlled by the best pilots we have, the jets can control by artificial intelligence when dog fights 100 % of the time. Yeah, but they're going to fuck so... I mean, listen, because all I have to judge... This is the tin foil. We're putting on some tin foil. Yeah, but all I have to judge my artificial intelligence is the Google Gemini and Shad GVT and they be fuck a shit up. Yeah, but this is just a consumer grade.

44:47This is consumer grade shit that didn't exist a while ago. And you want some coffee? No, I'm good. And exist now. So here it is. Black Hawk remote controlled demos have been performed by Sikorsky aircraft and Lockheed Martin to demonstrate the ability to remotely control a Black Hawk helicopter. These demos have shown the potential for autonomous flight and the ability to perform missions without a pilot. Okay, but here's the other thing now. But this is the thing. If it's such a super sophisticated piece of equipment, how is it not... If it is being piloted by a person, how do they not have sensors that detect where the planes are?

45:26How is that even possible? That you could be in a place where planes are flying 500 miles an hour left and right all over the place landing and taking off. And you're going to fly through that and you don't know where the planes are? That seems insane. That doesn't even seem possible because like how could you exist as a military aircraft if you don't have a comprehensive analysis of everything that's around you all the time? We have sensors. We put them on jets. Why wouldn't we put sensors on the helicopter? They probably do have them. So why didn't it work? We'll find out pretty soon. But everybody's dead, right?

46:00So how do you know when everybody's dead? They think the pilots are dead of the helicopter. I believe there was supposed to be two people in the helicopter. There was a helicopter about four, three, three people in the helicopter. And was it like 60 or 70 people? 60 people in the plane or dead? Only 60 people on the flight on the flight. Small flight. Yeah. Mostly a figure skating team. Figure skating team. Fuck, man. Oh, yeah. Because that's the thing. It would not have to be a group of people. Because they just wanted to think about one person. Why waste a helicopter? Like it's better ways to kill one person.

46:33Yeah. Well, also, you want the worst press possible. Kill a plane filled with young figure skaters. The sweetest, most delicate people twirling around in the ice. I mean, we think of them. They're almost like super humans. We don't even want to think about it. That's why when that tawny harding, Nancy Kerrigan -Chip went down, nobody even wanted to believe it's possible. The figure skating community's got thugs. Remember that? Yeah. The figure skating community tries to take out people by breaking their knees. And that shit was ripe for comedy for like five years. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. People get vicious about shit, man.

47:12They get vicious. But here's the other thing.

47:18It might just be incompetence. Most likely, it's incompetence. Somebody was just fucked up. Most likely, someone made a mistake. Most likely. But in this day and age, when you know about things that have happened, and you know about false flags, you know about all kinds of shit that happens, you always get a wonder. And if we do find out, here's worst case scenario. What if a foreign government has figured out a way to hack in to our equipment? And they can get a helicopter to fly right into a plane? Oh, like this was a test run. What if this is like proof of concept? See, I think a better conspiracy would be if we found out that it was like Delta was behind it.

47:56Delta, try to take out a bear -cutter. Like a last -goal was like, yo. We're going to fucking ruin their reputation. But if you were a foreign country and you wanted to demonstrate that you have technical superiority over people, how would you do it? Well, first of all, you'd leave the groundwork, right? This is one thing they definitely did, right? Where's that lighter, bro? Look at that. Thank you, sir. You leave the groundwork. And the groundwork is sell them all the shit they need. Sell them all the shit they need. And some of the shit, you sell them? Put a back door in there. Put a little back door in there.

48:29And they've been doing that. That's a fact. That's why Huawei was banned from the United States. They banned Huawei phones. They were the most sophisticated phones. They were coming out of the child. Oh, so good. They were great. Yeah, that was great. Yeah, you're right. I've talked this before. Forgive me if you heard it before. But I tried to buy a Porsche design Huawei phone. It was an amazing phone. It was like so much more advanced than iPhones. It had a bigger battery. It had like a hundred megapixel camera. And then right before it was coming out, they put the ban. And then there's all these national security concerns.

49:01And Huawei is like spying on Americans. And something about the routers and their systems. They figured out there's like back door possibilities that were engineered into these things. So they've sold us cell phone towers and computer chips and all this stuff and all the components that you need to run your AI. So wouldn't it make sense that if they're a part of it, they're integrated into it physically. And we know they've put back doors on things. Wouldn't you put back doors on the stuff that you're putting into jets? Wouldn't you pack, like who's making that stuff? Who's making all those electronics that are inside the jets?

49:41I think we make those. Do you think we make the chips? Do you think we make the chips? Do you think we make, what do we make? Do we make the hard drives? Are you sure? I don't know. I don't know. Do we make the processors? It just seems like it would be smarting to do. It would be a very smart thing to do. But do we make the processors? Or have there been installed some sort of electronic back door into almost everything that we have? Almost everything we have. Well, anything could be taken over. I think it probably is the case, but it's definitely our government doing it. You know the Michael Hastings story, right?

50:20No. You don't know that story? Oh. This was a guy who was a journalist who was writing for Rolling Stone. And he goes over to Afghanistan? Was it Afghanistan? Goes over to Afghanistan and gets stuck there because of the volcano. So the volcano in Iceland, I think. So this volcano blows up and the sky is covered with dirt. You can't see for like weeks, so you can't fly. So he can't leave there. So he gets stuck with his troop. He's embedded with these troops. And they get loose. They get loose. They start saying things. They start talking shit about Obama. The general talk shit about Obama. And then this guy puts all this in the story.

51:01And he puts all this in the story. And they thought he was like one of their homies. We're just hanging out. We're just boys. He's not going to write about that. I mean, by the way, I wrote about all that shit. You get these 20 -year -old kids. They're deployed at war. And of course they're going to talk shit. They're kids. You get the generals hanging out with these guys. They're going to talk shit. They're a bunch of men out there doing war. So he has to step down. And the general is one of the most beloved generals in the military. And then this guy is terrified for his life. And his open reporter.

51:28The reporter is terrified for his life. Because he's been threatened to do. So then he dies on... Was it Laurel Canyon? Laurel. La Brea. He dies on La Brea. Going... Oh, Melrose and Highland. Oh, Melrose and Highland? And I'm watching the video right now. Either way. Either way, point is, he's in LA. He's going like 120 miles an hour. And he goes straight into a tree and the car explodes. The car explodes and... Watch how fast he goes. Look at this. He just hits the gas and boom! Runs into a tree and explodes. Had said, you know, if anything happens, I didn't kill myself.

52:17And then the question was, back then, so was this 2005? 2013. So back then, the question was, do they have the technology to take over vehicles? And if you ask people that are honest, the answer is yes. Yeah, they do. There's a way to do it. It's not impossible. It's not like, you know, breathing underwater. It can be done. Whether you have to get access to the actual car itself and put something in there, I don't know. But... That's why I'm here. It can be done. That's why I'm out. This episode is brought to you by LifeLock. Tax season is already stressful. You shouldn't have to worry about identity theft on top of everything else.

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56:03Yeah, fuck that. Everybody's terrified about that.

56:09And there's cars right now that they can shut off. If there's a police chase, that's what OnStar does. So if you're in one of those Corvettes, I bet that Corvette is OnStar. Does that Corvette have OnStar? So the way they sell you OnStar is they say, well, Brian, if someone steals your car, we can just shut it off. And you're like, oh, that would be good. I don't want to buy you stealing my beautiful car. But the other side of that is we could also just shut it off for other reasons. Right. We can shut it off because we don't like you. We just decided to shut your car off. But don't worry, it says right here that that's illegal.

56:44You could have the wrong political opinion, depending on who's in power. You know, you want to give these people power because you don't want the other side to win. But then the problem is now you've established that the government, which is not always you, is going to have power. And they're going to just be able to shut your fucking car off. Stolen C7 Corvette disabled remotely by police using OnStar. Yeah. Just shut them off. See? That's a happy moment. Look at that. The sad moment is you got a trunk load of meth and you're making a run for it. They just shut your car off. But imagine being a drug runner and getting all the features.

57:19Well, the drug runners always get caught going too fast. It's the dumbest fucking thing you'll ever hear. They always get busted going like 16 miles an hour over the speed limit. Was it saying Jamie? Mandatory. Mandatory. My favorite. I don't know if they around it. One of my favorite online lawyers, he always goes, things Bruce Rivers. But he always saying, never commit a misdemeanor while you commit a felony. You know, it's like you, if you're moving cocaine, don't break the speed limit. Put on your seatbelt. Yeah. Yeah. It's just the dumbest. But you get these kids that are willing to do these drug runs and they're cocky and they're probably using.

58:01Right? So they're probably taking a little amphetamines while they're driving to stay sharp, Brian. Can't get sleepy behind the wheel. And they're probably not the most reliable people anyway. They're literal drug runners. Like what they're doing can get them locked up for the rest of their fucking life. And they're probably going to make $2 ,000 for doing this. Yeah, and I have some cool stories. I mean, who's going to make the money? They're probably doing it for somebody else. Right? They're probably moving it for somebody. And they have to sell it and then they get a piece and then, you know, and then they keep doing it.

58:29And that's, they just have to hope they don't get arrested. And then they do it a few times, get a little cocky. I mean, someone's bringing all this shit in. Like, how's it getting in? How many car, if you're a cop and you're just out there looking around at all of you, how many of these moving trucks have fent on them? I think the CIA bring in most of it. A bit of it. I mean, for sure. Because who stops selling drugs when they get away with it? Nobody. Right. Why would they stop doing that? Right. They just, now they just know how to not get caught. Well, maybe they probably work with people.

58:56Because, because please believe if we really, really wanted to stop drugs, it would be extreme, but we could, but we don't know. It would be too hard. You'd have to take away too much freedom from people. They wouldn't stand for it and vote yet all. That's not what you're stopping from coming in the country. Yes. You could stop it from coming in the country, but you're not going to stop a demand. The real problem is just like the prohibition of alcohol, and I'm not comparing meth with alcohol, because I think most people, most people that I know responsibly use alcohol, they take a few drinks.

59:24I know a bunch of people who have abused it. I know a bunch of people have stopped drinking. But most guys that we're friends with, you have a drink. You guys want to do a shot? Let's do a shot. Yeah, and then you go do your show and no one's getting drunk every night. Right. You know what I'm saying about you, though? But if you're out there doing meth, there's a chance you're not engaging in like responsible meth use. There's a good chance if you're using meth, you're going hard. You're just microdose. No, no one ain't marred. They're going hard. I think meth gets you to go hard. You're listening to fucking slayer in your car, and you're fired up, and you're making bad decisions.

1:00:04Yeah, I mean, you definitely just not thinking, you're just doing. But what is Adderall? Adderall's super close to meth. Super close. It's an infet of mean, but yeah, it's not the same. But it's... And yeah, you get... It's in the hunt. People do wow shit on this year, too. Especially if you take a lot of it, if you take a lot of it, it might as well be meth. And people abuse the shit out of everything. You tell them to take one. They're going to take five or six. That's the biggest problem. There's like most people's lives suck so bad, like drugs as they own the thing. That's true, too. That's true, too.

1:00:37Because that's happy. That's the happiness. It's like true. Even we... Because you know what's so funny is, I think a lot of people assume that most of the homeless people in the street are homeless because they had a drug problem. But it's usually the other way around. They usually are fine when they hit the street and they start using drugs. Because what else the fuck are you going to do? What else are you going to get happiness from? You're not warm, you're not safe. Well, there's probably a bunch of different scenarios there, but a lot of it has to do with drug use. And a lot of it has to do with self -medicating.

1:01:09A lot of those people are just like severely mentally ill and really should be in some sort of an institution. People are never going to stop getting high. No, they're not going to. I'm smoking a cigar right now. And I don't know what the solution is. Oh, just legalize everything. I don't know though. I would have said that five years ago. But maybe that is an ultimate solution, but the way it's implemented. Because I think they tried that in Seattle or Portland or something. Yeah, they had to stop it. Yeah, and it's always like... But they also just went from what we're doing now to like just everything's legal.

1:01:42Yeah, yeah, but they also... It's Portland. They're ridiculous. Yeah. Those people are ridiculous. That was Seattle, right? No. That was Portland. Was it Portland or Seattle? Which one was it that it was Oregon that legalized everything, right? Yeah, I think you were. I think it was Oregon. Yeah, it was Oregon. So it was Portland. Portland is ridiculous. They're ridiculous. So if you just say you can just do drugs wherever you want, just do whatever you want, everything's legal now. Everyone's just going to be brazen about it. You've got a culture that was... It was demonized for so long and you have a culture of mental illness.

1:02:15Where people are looking for something to get them out of this rut that they're in. And the only thing that makes them feel good is fentanyl or oxycodone or whatever the fuck they're taking. Whatever that shit that makes you lean over. What's that stuff? It's the loudest shit to do it. The stuff that... Well, they're doing yoga, do you want to treat? Trank. Trank, I think. Whatever the fuck they're doing, these people... They're trying to escape, right? Okay. And the idea that you just like leave them... They're obviously like severely mentally ill. Like if we spend money on people with illness, why don't we spend money on people with mental illness?

1:02:47It seems like if you want to support Medicaid, shouldn't you support like mass medical assistance to most of these people? Because a lot of them are probably severely mentally ill and unmedicated. And maybe they can be helped. Maybe someone can take them into an institution... Because somebody called you a socialist right now in a conversation. I am in a lot of ways. I am. With some things, like the fire department. I think the fire department is a very socialist idea. We're all going to put our money into this one group of people that's going to act in the best interests of the entire community and put out fires everywhere, regardless of who's got money or doesn't.

1:03:25Like if you're a poor person and you live on this block and your house catches on fire, they don't say we're not going to put that fire out. We're only going to put the big guys fire out. No, the fucking house gets on fire, everybody agrees. That fire needs to get put out. So the fire people... You spend your tax dollars on it. See, that's not for the health care. That's true. That's a good way to look at it. It's like I mentioned the fire department could deny you when your house was burning. See, the problem is they're already making so much money doing it the way they're doing it now. And they've got a really good system.

1:03:53If I was a business person involved in that system, not just a human being with ethics and morals, I would say this is the way to do it because this is the way we're going to make the most money. Yeah. But people are tired of it. That's why people were cheering when that guy got shot, which is kind of fucked up. Here's the truth of the matter. Some shit just can't be for profit. If we want it to be for the best, some stuff can't be for profit. The thing about that guy shooting that person that's the most disturbing wasn't just that everybody that a lot of people cheered for it. But the most disturbing was that people weren't mad.

1:04:27They weren't outraged. They didn't treat it like a regular assassination. It was like an assassination where he deserved it. Right? It didn't seem like a bad, even though people were like, that was horrible. It didn't seem like as bad a thing as if someone shot John Lennon. Yeah. Not even a famous person. If someone just randomly shot some executive as it was walking out. You know how I reacted the same way when they got something in line? I was like, it's the same to me. Really? You feel like that insurance guy was a salam Belan? No, but I mean they both are indirectly responsible for the death of how many Americans?

1:05:08Except he was doing it for profit. Oh, Salma was doing it for the level of the game or whatever. I do think it's a corporate capture issue. I think the culture of the corporation is to make as much money as possible and deny more people than the other insurance companies do. Like they had a higher rate of denying. Like you can't let people's grandmas die and not them staying paying as you're not expecting to have empathy for you. Did you ever see that one video? I think we played on the podcast where this woman talked about how she made a decision to deny someone care that they definitely needed.

1:05:41And she was thanked by the company and then the guy wound up dying. And she knows that she could have given him the life saving care. She could have approved it. And she was rewarded for not approving it. Like they were like you did the right thing. So that's like the culture is not about, we were talking about earlier. It's not really about healthcare. Healthcare is the arena in which they're playing their game. But the real game is the people behind the scenes that are trying to make money. And especially if you're doing something that is not, you don't have a lot of meaning. It doesn't give you a lot of meaning to deny people healthcare.

1:06:15It doesn't give you a lot of meaning. Like you don't feel like you have a meaningful life. So those people guarantee you they get addicted to material stuff. They get addicted to getting a nice Rolex. I want to get the newest Rolex. I want to get a fucking Ferrari. And you also got to switch up your whole app. Yep. And you got to somehow another play Kate yourself, whether it's with drugs or with buying a new purse. Something you need new stuff. You're not going to live in a fucking log hut in the woods if you're living like that. You're not going to be interested in starting your own fire and reading books by candlelight.

1:06:52Shut the fuck up. You're doing cocaine and you're trying to buy a house. You're surrounded by people that like, yeah. They're, they're impressed by the shit you're doing to yourself. And they probably all Medicaid. Everybody's on probably something that's like allows them to like, not freak out all the time. Some sort of anti -exidaity medication because of what they're doing. And then they're not, they don't feel fulfilled in life. You know, you don't, you don't feel like that's a good relationship between you and the way you make money and the way you interact with people. No, I don't think they feel good.

1:07:24I mean, some people might feel good to see afterwards. I think, why are they? I think they feel bad. I think they're medicated. I bet. Yeah, I bet if you're in, I bet you have anxiety when you're doing stuff like that. You probably need an SSRI. Probably need something. But it's like the easiest person allowed to is yourself. So it's like, you probably feel like shit. You get that first paycheck and you go, you start twisting just so you can justify it. Well, you know, somebody would do this. And you also realize, hey, the rest of the public, they don't know. They don't know. That's just the insurance business.

1:07:51That's the business. This is standard. Standards are the word they use a lot when they try to fuck you. They people looked at it very differently than someone just shooting some other person. They almost looked at it like he deserved it. And it wasn't by partisan. That's what I mean. That was the wildest thing about the whole thing. It was like, you couldn't tell by any other information from anybody how they felt about it. I just felt nothing on it. It was weird too, because it gave a lot of liberal grifters the opportunity to celebrate someone getting shot and murdered violently. Which is like, should be the complete opposite of the way they view violent crime.

1:08:33They should think of violence as being the last resort. Violence is a warrant. Violence is not a part of a civilized society. We want kindness and compassion and we want people to be able to live their life. You don't want violent murders on the street if you are a progressive. But a lot of progressives were cheering when this guy got murdered. It shows how many grifters and hypocrites there are. Because for me, it just depends on who got murdered. I'm not rooting for a murderer. But it's sad people die. Well, I don't even know what this guy's relationship to that guy was. I don't know why he wanted to kill him.

1:09:14And then it says, specifically, there's a lot of speculation about was it a family member or like he had a back surgery that screwed him up. But like I said, I only get the news that rises. That's like forced in my face because I don't watch any of the channels. To me, it's different than like, let's say some Iraq war veteran assassinated Dick Cheney. Like that to me makes more sense. That one makes more sense. But here's a guy who knows that this guy engineered this thing where they lied about weapons of mass destruction. Let us into a war that ultimately wind up killing who knows how many people.

1:09:57But I think Dick Cheney would have got a better reaction than this guy. You think people would have been sad that Dick Cheney got shot? Well, they would have thought it's very dangerous because whenever a vice president gets shot, everybody feels vulnerable. I think that's something that you can partisan as a word. I think it's something you can make partisan. But like I said, that's what was special. That's what's special about this is everybody got fucked over by everybody got fucked over. There's people that love Dick Cheney. There's people that still hold those politics from back then. I don't know.

1:10:29There's anybody love Dick Cheney. That's why it was really crazy when Dick Cheney endorsed Kamla and they were all like, yeah, what are you not? What? That guy? What? You forgot? Yeah, but I just mean I don't think he is as hated as. I mean, the truth is nobody, I didn't even, nobody knew that CEO's name before this. But the whole business is hated. So it's like he became the face of that and it's definitely apolitical. It's like, I don't know a single person that has an issue with health insurance. Yeah. Well, again, it's a business. It's a business designed to make money and all of them want to make, I mean, they have an obligation.

1:11:11They need to make more money next quarter. What can we do? What can we do? They start denying people. And if you're using AI specifically to deny people, like let's make this more efficient. Is this what's happening now? I don't know if that's true, but I've read it that some insurance companies are using AI to deny more claims than ever. See if that's true. I wouldn't be shocked. Would you be shocked? If you're a company and you're trying to make the most money and you find out that they're software, that a lot of you make more money. And all you care about is making money. You're not really caring about health care.

1:11:43You don't want people to feel, if you did, you'd say we should all make less money and give out more money to these people. We could, you know, accept more claims and we would have a much healthier world. That's right. And we would feel better comically, right? Wouldn't that be nice if they thought like that? You would have to own the company. You'd have to be like a guru, like a really calm, peaceful guru. And you would own the company and just have like an ethical insurance company and not give anybody's stake in it. Don't let anybody like try to juice the system because they want to make more money.

1:12:13Like not like not a public company. Exactly. Stay private. Stay private. But don't you think the type of person that we want to make insurance company, like I think you would have to be a certain type of person? Right. Yeah, you have to be a sucker. I should profit from suffering somehow. Yeah, I should, well, you're gambling, right? You're gambling that something doesn't happen to you that's more expensive than all the payments you give me every month for 10 years. Because I think if you start hitting in that direction of like ethical health care, eventually you want to wrap it. Though there shouldn't be health insurance.

1:12:42It should just cost with a cost. Well, it should probably be the same way we treat the fire department. But if we're going to do that and people say, would we have all these people that are obese? Would we have all these people that are like eating bad food? Yeah. We got to educate our society. We have to think of ourselves as a community. As a collective community. Educate ourselves. And healthcare should be something that's paid for by the government. Insurance companies use artificial intelligence to automatically deny claims which you can raise concerns about bias and inaccuracies, which can raise concerns about bias and inaccuracies.

1:13:14If your claim is denied by AI, you can take steps to understand your rights and challenge the denial. Keep records. Document all correspondence with your insurer, including denial letters and any communication about AI. Lawyer can help you understand your rights and determine if the denial was made in bad faith like you fucked. Yeah, for most people, especially people that work all day and you're dealing with this shit, you're fucked. I think this is in California. Landmark law prohibits health insurance companies from using AI to deny healthcare coverage. All right, that's great. Especially like using it specifically to deny.

1:13:49So that's California. That's a great law. The whole country should adopt that. Using AI to deny. Yeah. I really think that the problem is that there's been a long history of profit for healthcare and that they go into it to profit. And the real problem with that is you want, but you also want the best surgeons, right? You want the best doctors and they have to be motivated and most of them are motivated both by excelling in their practice and also by material possessions that reward them. Like doctors always have like a Porsche, doctors have a Mercedes, doctors have a nice house. Like you should be a doctor Brian, you should be a doctor, nice doctor's make a lot of money, but they also have a fuckload of bills and they have a fuckload of insurance.

1:14:34Okay, so they have the problem with them is like liability insurance. Like liability insurance for malpractice insurance for doctors is crazy expensive. But don't doctors still make good money and they do, but they're constantly moving people in and out of their office because they got a fucking heavy nut to cover every month. Yes, United Health is facing multiple class action lawsuits over its use of algorithms. Its investment practices and its treatment of patients algorithm use claim processing United Health is facing a class action lawsuit over the algorithm it uses to process claims. Yeah.

1:15:13Yeah, yeah, monsters, monsters, but this is also because we've set up a system of profit. Now imagine if that system of profit existed for the fire department. Imagine if you had to pay fire department fees every month and if you didn't in your house burn they go, hey Brian, we just checked and you don't have fire coverage. And so now you're fucked. That sounds crazy. That's crazy, right? Yeah, I mean, so we agree that the fire department should be kind of a socialist organization. Yeah. Okay, why not healthcare? I know that's how I feel. But then the problem is, you know, Dr. Fucking Grossman wants a Ferrari.

1:15:52The baddest motherfucker for fixing needs. He fixes everybody's knees on the lakers. He wants some money. Give him a Ferrari. He's the best. Yeah, but the problem with that is like how do you pay? How do you like how much does everybody get paid? Does the government just pay everybody the same way they're getting paid now? Or does it become like a government job like, you know, like you're a state appointed defense attorney? It becomes like the end of the man. You know what I mean? Like not as motivated as some like super high powered defense attorney that, you know, handles huge cases and knows the law inside it.

1:16:26You know what I'm saying? It's like who's going to fix you now? That's what it's worth. My friends in Canada, they say, yeah, healthcare is free. But like one of my friends, she had a weight. My friend Jen, she had a weight like a year plus. They got an ACL surgery. And it's all fucked up still. So like this ACL surgery, she's waiting like a whole year to get her knee fixed. I'm pretty sure, I hope I'm not speaking out of school. I'm pretty sure it was close to a year. And so she's got a bad knee for a year. Whereas like in America, you're supposed to be able to go to the doctor. The doctor says your healthcare is cut up.

1:16:56You definitely tore your ACL Brian. Okay, well, good news is you're covered. You know, you have a deductible, but this is your deductible. Okay, we can schedule you for February 16th. This is what we need you to do. No aspirin, no this, no that. You know, don't eat within eight hours you get here because you're going to go under. They tell you they prep you for surgery. Or they tell you all in there and they go, oh, actually you not covered. Because you didn't tell us about this thing from. Yeah, there you go. Okay, well, I still need the surgery and I don't have, you know, $50 ,000. Right. It's like that's the shitty part.

1:17:29Yeah, because there's some people that like they are healthy and they take care of themselves. And they pay their insurance. And then, you know, they get a tumble or something, you know, unforeseen. Yes. 100 % in there completely fucked. They're completely fucked. And it's like that shouldn't be possible. Well, how about this fire insurance deal in California? What happened? Like a giant percentage of those people that lost their homes in that fire, they didn't have insurance. These insurance companies pulled out a fire coverage. Why? Oh, bro, did you also know there's fucking this fires the same thing as having this health in America and Africa.

1:18:03Yeah, just whole places burning the fuck down. Just, I'm shocked that I'm not hearing more about that because, you know, I only... Here's the thing about the fires. There's satellite video of those fires, all three of them starting at the same time. Have you seen it? No. No. It's super suspicious. Super, super suspicious. Which is... There's satellite footage of all the three fires starting at the same time. Sanctaneously. Yeah. You want to see it? Yeah. You need to see it because it's so creepy. I think it was arson. I think somebody did it. It's a matter of... Whether it was a schizophrenic person that...

1:18:40A fire bug. There's a lot of those people that are fire bugs, man. There's people that are like actual arsonists. And when you get into the conditions that happen in the Santa Ana winds when California is dry, like you remember when it was... You were there in 2018 with that big crazy fire, right? Did you see any of that on the 405? Yeah. It was insane. Yeah. And I remember there being a big one probably like 2007 or 2008. The thing is that it doesn't have to be some crazy conspiracy. People think it's a conspiracy, a land grab, it's all thing... Maybe, maybe. But also, people start fires. It's a known crime.

1:19:17In fact, one of the people that they arrested, he had a fake fire truck. So this dude was a known arsonist, I believe from Oregon. He bought a fire truck and drove with a fireman's outfit and was going into these areas. That's actually hilarious. And he's an arsonist. Like a known... So he's probably starting fires. He's an arsonist with a fire truck. How crazy is that? But some people are just out of their fucking minds, man. Including a lot of firemen. Like that's a problem with firemen. There's been firemen who have started fires. But it's wild that you... Like I feel like if you go to prison for arson, like you purposely burn a shit.

1:19:58If they let you out, they should at least track you like they track pitos. Well, you've killed a lot of people. Like if someone, a human being was caught that they definitely lit these three fires that appear simultaneously. If a human being did that, they're responsible for, I don't know how many deaths. How many people died? I think it's 25 or something like that? 25 burned alive? How many people are going to be dead? The damage? Sure. Like you're in jail for the rest of your life for everything. For the damage. You're in jail for the rest of your life. You owe $350 billion and counting. It's $350 billion of damage.

1:20:35And then Altadena's gone. And how they still have in the Grammys or whatever? I don't know. They probably are. Well, we did the UFC there. We did the UFC in the middle of the fires. Oh, wow. I didn't think we were going to do it. I was like, are we going to do it here? And Dana was like, we're going to do it. The Clippers are going to play there on, forget what day, but earlier in the week, and if the Clippers play, we're going to do it. Otherwise, they were going to do Vegas. They were just going to move everybody to Vegas. If it got worse, because they keep starting. New one start. Is this one?

1:21:03No. There's one that's up in Santa Clarita. Somebody started one up there or something started one up there. The 2018, they know was an accident. Because they know there was a part, a part that cost $1. That one part failed. And it started a fire. A $1 part. Yeah, I think we're going to see more and more. It's getting harder. Well, they have to fix it. They have to fix it. They have to clean up the brush. You have to do what they did with the water, where they open up the water from the north to come flow freely down to the south and not diverted into the Pacific Ocean. That fill up the reservoir that you had that was 11 million gallons that was empty.

1:21:38You fucking psycho. It was like, what are you doing? You clearly haven't taken the right steps if that can happen. It can be at least mitigated. You're always going to have those crazy wins. You're always going to have arsonists. You're always going to have things that fuck up or something starts a fire accidentally. But don't I do all I should ever do? Let me do like control burns and all the rest of it. Fact check old satellite footage falsely linked to 2025 LA wildfires. Yes, it's saying. So what is that video of three fires starting simultaneously? Because people were saying it was the California fires.

1:22:14Is this the video? I don't know. It's just a picture, but this is from 2024's fires. These are fires are in a different spot than the ones that just happened. So I don't know if that's the one. It's hard to say. This is the caption from the... So it's miscaptioned. So it's not true. What about the one where it shows a person starting the fire? Because there is one video where they think that they have an image, an actual image of a guy starting the fire. I think it was a person near it, but I'll double check. Whoops, just happened to be near it. What a blowtorch. How about that guy? They caught that one guy.

1:22:48And he's like, I was just like my joint. He had a blowtorch in his hand and they made like a citizen's arrest. Yeah, but he might have been telling the truth. Nope. Dude had been arrested like eight times. He had a... he had vandalism, all kinds of shit on his resume. Violent crimes. I believe... That don't mean he was lying. Well, he had... He was running around in a fire with a blowtorch. Hey bro, put that down. How you doing like... And that's a shit. A lighter? I mean, yeah, he was sitting... He couldn't afford a lighter. Bitch, a lighter is a quarter. Yeah, that's wild. I mean, that's wild.

1:23:19It's just like carryable. How much is a lighter? How much is a lighter? How much is a lighter? One of them little bit lighters. A dollar? That's a dollar. Maybe it's probably a dollar 20 something. See, if it's made in America, it's going to cost more. All right. Yeah. Otherwise, China's going to chop off our fucking supply of Bix. Who makes Bix? Am I guessing? See, in my head, I was thinking like, You in the house, you can't find a lighter. So you're like, I got a torch. I'm just gonna use that. I'm gonna run around the street. But you said he was like walking around outside. He found him out where the fires were.

1:23:48Yeah, I found him. With a blowtorch. And he said it was empty. He said, good, it's empty. It's like, even if you tell him the truth, you're stupid as deserve. But also, you're the inconvenience. Yeah, it was a criminal. What was I just going to ask you to Google? I'm trying to find a picture of the satellite of a person near the fire. I started. But. A human man filmed people starting fires. Andrew Huberman. He was driving down the street and he caught these guys starting a fire and filmed it, put it on his phone. It's like people are starting fires here. Because you got all these homeless people and crazy people and people that want to burn it all down, man.

1:24:24And while the fire is going on, they feel like, fuck it, man. Let's fucking, let's help this fucking fire. Fuck these rich people. I mean, it's the power of say. It's like the richest people in all of LA. You think that's the motivation? Yeah, I think a lot of that for the arsonists. I think it's a lot of it is like, fuck society, my life sucks. I think a lot of people just, there's crazy people like the guy from Oregon that are like almost like amateur fire fighters. Like amateur arsonists. That's their side project. You see Shepel talk about it on his SNL model? I didn't. Man, it's the best one ever.

1:24:58Easy. I know, I need to sit down and watch it. Everybody tells me it's awesome. It's the best one I've ever seen. Oh, on SNL. We talked about Palestine and compares Palestine to... Yeah, he went through all the major things going on. The Palestine thing is not so. I watched a video yesterday of Gaza. And I don't know if you've seen fly over drone footage, what it looks like now. Nope. You want to see it? Yeah, let's see it. Or do you want to live... No, I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it because I've never seen shit like this. It's crazy. You shouldn't go looking for it. Good.

1:25:32I won't send it to you anymore. No, I don't mind if people send me the news, but I just don't actively go seek it out. Is it so depressing? Because I'm like, if it's something I need to know, somebody will tell me about it. There's a lot of before and after videos, where they show someone driving down a road, before, and then they show what it all looks like now. It's like the city doesn't exist anymore. Because it's way bigger than downtown Austin, wiped off the map. Look at this. Yeah. This is crazy. So this is flying drone footage over Gaza City, and it's just everything's destroyed. Everything's destroyed.

1:26:14It's like a, like a nuke went off. Look at this. From the sky, when you look at it, like as far as the eye can see, just destruction. Everything's got a missile hole in it. Everything's collapsed. Everything's fucked up. Every now and then, like, one house, or one building in between is untouched, but most of it is fucking destroyed. If I was the guy who lived next door to that house that's perfect, I'd be like, who did you pay? Motherfucker. Right? He doesn't even get blown up once. This is crazy. Crazy. And this is right now, right now, and somehow we're being fed that this is the only way to do this.

1:26:53And then somehow I know this is acceptable to get rid of a mosque, just to completely annihilate everybody. I mean, the number of people that are dead now is off the charts. They don't even know how many. Bro, this looks insane. Insane. Insane. It's insane. And it's happening right now. This is how it used to look. Uh -huh. Is what it used to look like. Look at that. Shops and cars. And now it's just... Just destroyed. Everything destroyed. They bombed the fuck out of everything. But this year make you feel something. Well, this is like... This is never coming back. Like, they essentially, like, moved everybody out of there.

1:27:35Like, who's gonna stay there now? What is all the... What is all the... What is that? Tents. Tents. People have to like stay intense. And by the way, they might bomb those tents too. The whole thing is very scary, dude, because it's just at a level of destruction that's impossible to say that you support it. It's like, this is insane. These are human lives. Like, how many people are dying here? Is this the only way to do this? Is this the only way to do this? This seems... This seems crazy. Yeah. And how did you guys get to this point? Damn, see, man? See, Joe, do you know this is why I avoid the news?

1:28:15Good. It's because all the happy... All the stupidest people I know are happy here, shit. So I'm like, I just need to know less. No, you need to know. And I can enjoy. I think there's something to that. But you can't know less. I think we kind of need to pay attention nowadays. I think things are getting real weird. Real weird. Because you know what it is? It's the death of truth. It's hard to know what's true. You hear something, it sound true, and then you hear something else. That's not true. And then both can point you to links and studies. And you're like, I... It's just stressful trying to figure out what's correct.

1:28:49Yeah, that's on purpose. I know. That's on purpose. They're doing a real good job of confusing people. That's when I... And everybody thinks they're right. Everybody thinks they're right. Yeah. And there's also a lot of stuff that's going on behind the scenes. Like a lot of the way stories are amplified is to serve as a distraction from other things that are taking place at the same time. Like they love to do stuff like that where they'll push out a story, like some inflammatory story. The really the design of that story is to get you distracted from other things that are going on simultaneously.

1:29:24That's when I think a lot of this... When I think about the UFO stuff, I'm always like, man, this... If I wanted something to distract the shit out of people, this is a really good one. Not saying that that's what they're doing, but it makes me... The science I've been discovering yesterday. No, you were about to tell me at the beginning. They fucking... They had a... They found a... A asteroid. Oh. Yeah, I did see this. And it had like most of the ingredients for life on. Like all the amino acids, not all of them, but like all but three. And then all of... I think I was able to... Big ass word just later used.

1:29:58But I think this was a theory before, but it's becoming more and more likely that life was seeded by... Asteroid and bad. Asteroid or something. Yeah, that's a theory called panspermia. Panspermia. Yeah. And it also accounts for some things that don't fit in, like, like, psilocybin mushrooms. Like, there's something very alien about them, that one of the things about spores, that spores can survive, like almost anything. They could survive in a vacuum. They could survive through space. Like, spores are like insanely durable. And it's... If you have the potential for all of these amino acids and different minerals, and there was absolutely salt on that, right?

1:30:43Wasn't there salt on that rock as well? Oh, no, I think there was a bunch of different elements of life on that asteroid. And why not spores? And if, you know, some mushroom that grows on another planet, where these human beings interact with nature through it, then it just lands here on Earth. Did you find it? Osiris Rex mission. So they found amino acids, nucleotide bases, minerals from salt water, and more. Yeah. So that means it has all the building blocks of life and it comes from salt water. And a chunk of it comes flying off in that nutty. Like, that's how a lot of things... They think that's like maybe how the water got here.

1:31:33That's one of the theories... Yeah, that like comments. That comments hit us, and that's where we got the water. Is that a real theory still? Because they changed those. You know, like, they look at them and they go, well, maybe... Like, now they're wondering whether dark energy is real. They think maybe time moves differently in between galaxies. Like, they've got some like new theory. Yeah, I've heard... I think I heard no progress. I actually talked about that recently. Oh, that's like water. You even say... Or like, or that gravity is different in different places? They think there's... That gravity and space time moves differently in the voids in between galaxies and planets.

1:32:17Wait a minute. Who's saying that? Who's saying that? Like, what are you saying? I don't know. Right. That's what I'm saying, bro. What do you think? And that's what it counts for the... I think I know less because it's breaking my brain. That's why they're apart from each other. It's not that dark energy is pushing them away from each other. I don't know. Like, this is the theory of like dark matter and dark energy. It's like 90 -something percent of the universe is this theory. Right. So what does that mean? So if it's not that, then it's 90 percent of the universe. What? It's like, just space time moving in a different way.

1:32:48Like, what happened? Yeah. I mean, science has been kind of guilty of it. Well, they've got some new tools now, like that James Webb telescope. That thing's crazy. Yeah. But what I've first told you about it hadn't launched yet, and I was like, that's going to change everything. Well, I remember Duncan told me something about it a long time ago. He said they found something that they think is at least 22 billion years old. They found some star cluster or something that they think is 22 billion years old. So it throws the whole big bang thing. No, it's talking about the Muthusel star. No, that's interesting, too, because the Muthusel star is actually older somehow than the entire universe, which doesn't make any sense.

1:33:28It's like 14 plus billion years old, so it's like a little bit older than what they think was the big bang. But then didn't somebody recently, or not recently, but didn't someone say that it's still within the margin of error? Yeah. It's still within the margin of the Muthusel star is, but not this new discovery. So the new discovery for the James Webb telescope is they found galaxies that form too quickly, and they formed so long ago, like so far away, because they could see bigger now, bigger now, that it's changing, like, there's two things possible. Maybe we were wrong about how quickly galaxies form.

1:34:04Maybe they form way quicker, or maybe the universe is way older than we think it is. So maybe the reason why these things exist, and then you could find them, and then although there's things that blink in and that they exist at one point in time and don't exist anymore, they don't know what the fuck those are, these red lights, these red spots that they found in the universe. But they think that people are very reluctant to commit, right, because they don't really know. But the potential is that the universe is not 14 or 13 point whatever billion years old, but maybe as old as 24 billion years old, or maybe...

1:34:40The next time you come home here, I want to be the head of the next time you have one of these, you know, these large crowds. You want to be in here with them? Yeah, because I'm fascinated by this kind of shit. The problem with two people talking is like, I got to like lock in on these dudes. I just want to listen. Yeah, but I want you to chime in too. With some of these people, you have to have one on one, because even if I do two guests, everybody always has something cool to say. And then someone else is talking, and you want to... it's hard. It's hard to work it. When you've got someone who's talking about something very esoteric, very difficult to grasp, they're talking about quantum physics.

1:35:20They're trying to explain to you the dynamics of these subatomic particles. Like what? You need like one person just locked on. Every time I hear quantum physicists talk, I never understand everything they say. Bro, apparently understand a fraction of what they're talking about. Even when they're talking about other shit. They're operating on a different level. They're hearing my last thing. I'm trying to give you a fucking recipe. Oh yeah. Jesus Christ. Well, I'm saying it's crazy smart in a spooky way. I know, but he forgets how much smarter than you. Right. He'll talk to you in a way that like, I don't even know what you're saying.

1:36:01Yeah, but like, I don't have that degree, bro. Yeah, well, he has a theory of everything. I do not understand it at all. I don't know how many people can follow it. I don't understand it. But that kind of person that would sit around and try to create a theory of everything. He's of the belief that potentially we're looking at the US -made stuff that's like super advanced. And that they put a lid on it somehow. But why would we be the purpose of it? Because I think if you develop something in secrecy, like they do all the time. With like, stealth bomber, all these different things. Even the Manhattan Project.

1:36:35You develop things in secrecy. And then there comes a time where you test them, you use them, you have them. But then are you going to admit you have them? Because then the enemy is going to infiltrate. They're going to find out you have them. There's espionage. They're going to steal your information. They've been doing that forever. We talked about these back doors that China has and all our electronics or potentially could have. How many things are vulnerable because of AI now? How many things are vulnerable because everything's attached to the internet? How many things can be hacked? Who fucking knows?

1:37:03But the reality is we're in like a very uniquely vulnerable position in terms of if someone did have that kind of technology that could take over AI systems, that could kill the power grid, that could fly things through the sky autonomously, that move at speeds that are impossible to imagine with conventional aircraft. And you can really, like you said, park it over the White House. Maybe part of what he's saying is true. Maybe he really did write that. Maybe someone wrote that and it's like some truth and some wacky shit to try to throw you off of the truth, which is also a strategy that gets used.

1:37:43When you have something that's like a real conspiracy, you know what you do? You attach it to a bunch of other shit like witchcraft, voodoo, fucking ghosts. Attach it to stupid shit. It makes it sound crazy. Make it sound crazy. Yeah, these people came from, they, Bigfoot as an interdimensional traveler who communicates with people telepathically. Add some stuff to it that just makes it stupid, but inside of it have like the truth. They definitely do that. They do that to make people's story seem stupid when they go and tell them to the press. Yeah, I mean, that's what I would do if I was, if it was in my interest to keep up some kind of weird thing secret up.

1:38:16Tell people, you're just gonna sound crazy. Well, if you were like abducted by a UFO, you're gonna sound crazy. What are you gonna do? Like you walk in the green room and you see and you see me changing heads. You, you, you, you, you, that's when I'm like, oh. Are you been a robot this whole time? Yeah, it's like no one will leave you. Yeah, the, the new alien Romulus. Yeah. Have you seen the new one? Oh, yeah, it was great. It's fucking great. Actually, I saw it. That was the first time I actually enjoyed one of those, I don't know, they call them 4D or D -Box. They got the smoke and all that shit.

1:38:53Oh, you went to one of those places? I saw that movie. Oh, that's a good move. Yeah, and the thing is, it's not a consistent experience yet, but that was the best one I've had before. Especially when I fit, when I realized like you could turn the water off, because like, when like the alien spray, some of the shit get on you and shit. Oh. It's like a spray from the ceiling. And I was like, you know, I'm having a good time. But I don't want to get wet. But can I turn this fucking water off? Yeah. But you, but you can't. I just didn't realize it for way too long. It was the first of these alien movies since the original that captured the spirit of the original one.

1:39:24Yeah. Like the fear of going through the corridors, not knowing where that thing is, it hunting you. The way it got to those people. That was a good alien movie. I think that was the best alien movie since Alien 1. I think. Oh, alien 2 was like that though. Yeah, but Alien 2, they were too easy to kill. I didn't like how they could just gun them down. But you were right. It was the same sort of, I don't know, Prometheus was kind of the same kind of spirit. Prometheus was pretty good. Covenant was better. I like Covenant. Covenant was really good. Michael Fastbender, he's the shit. I didn't like Prometheus until the second time I watched.

1:40:00Oh yeah. But yeah, because it was what I was expecting. It's like I, but once I saw it like on its own merit, it was like a... I think Covenant's better. Prometheus is pretty good, but you know, they had this story to tell by like, seeding DNA and the fucking, the operators. Oh, no, yeah. Covenant was the one where they, where they landed. Yeah. Okay, yeah, that was great. The other one was, it was the actual human -like aliens and their planet and they have like some war and they all die and this one guy comes to remember? These guys. Remember? Yeah. I forget what they called them. They called them the operators?

1:40:37No. But there was, they said no xenomorphs. They didn't have a war. They, um, they were seeding other planets. They're going to do a Prometheus too. There's no xenomorphs in Prometheus too. Oh, they're going to have a Prometheus too. These could be old articles. I'm just, I hope they do another one. That's dumbass. Because you have like a whole universe of alien possibilities now because they skipped timelines and shit. You know, like this one, they, is like right after the Nostromo gets blown up and they find it and they find the do, you know, you saw it. Yeah. It's fucking good. Well, you know what was double about aliens one and, um, what was the one, the one, Prometheus?

1:41:15No, no, the aliens two. The latest one. Oh, uh, God, what did I call it? Prometheus. What they had in common was like the, the, the, the protagonist didn't know what they were dealing with. Right. So that's what they made it more exciting. Right, right, right, because it was right afterwards. So people had known yet. Yeah. And every, and all the other aliens after this, like, yeah. So when he leaves, like, I know exactly how to deal with these more. Exactly. Right. Get away from her. You bitch. Please believe me. Yeah. When she's got the fucking robot suit on. I didn't like that either. She, that thing would fuck her up in that robot.

1:41:48And then wasn't there one where like, they, like, she gave birth to one? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So Gourney Weaver was probably the first woman that was the badass in the lead of a science fiction action movie. And it was 1979. Bro, speaking of which, you know, Charlie's their own. It's a, it's a movie on Netflix. I have no idea why I wasn't bigger, but it was, it's called, like, she's, she's a mortal. Can you look it up? She's immortal. Yeah. She's, she leaves this team of immortals. And they're like mercenaries or whatever. So it's like a superhero movie kind of old guard. Old guard. It's good as shit.

1:42:30Really? Yeah. She's real good at playing like a badass. You know, she played fairy Elsa. Yeah. Well, she also played Eileen Wernos. That's serial killer bitch. Yeah. She don't fucking around. Yeah. So she's a beautiful one. And she gained like 50 fucking pounds to play that person. Really? Yeah. She got fat, shaved her eyebrows off, looked disgusting. Like, Charlie's throwing is beautiful. I mean, it's like stunningly good looking. Yeah. I've seen her in person. And then you see what she looked like in that movie, like, you know, well, the kind of courage that it takes to do that. You see it, I see it.

1:43:01Oh, you never saw a monster? Bro. Oh, I'll say it. I've seen monsters. Monsters are great fucking movie. Shout out to my friend, Patty Jenkins, who made it. Wow. But that movie was like, no ladies do that. Like Robert De Niro did that, you know, you know, you know, Marky Marks done that. I think that's a still on got fat for a movie. They'll do that. But like for her. Wow. Bro. Crazy. And she looks just like that. But I didn't see this. I was mixing with another movie called, look, I pissed on your grave or something. Oh. Yeah. It's a revenge. It's a revenge movie called, I pissed on your grave.

1:43:38I was telling you before, you know, it's good. It's not for rato. Yeah, I'm gonna go watch her. I'm gonna download it for the plane, actually. It's, I'm saying it right now. It's the best vampire movie ever. Ever. The best vampire movie ever. That's a big statement. That's a big statement. I'm saying it. It's the best vampire movie ever. It's the creepiest vampire movie ever. So you say it's better than Blade. Blade was awesome. But Blade was a superhero movie. One of those. So you don't, cause you don't count Blade as a vampire movie? It was a vampire movie and that the superhero had to kill the vampires.

1:44:08But it's a Marvel comic guy. I've known Blade since I was a teenage girl. So it's a Marvel comic. So Blade's a vampire movie the way that like, that hard to Christmas movie. Yeah, Blade was a badass martial artist who was half vampire, who was fucking up vampires. He was the daywalker. It's a fun superhero movie, more than anything. But the movie wasn't really about the vampires. Yeah, right. It was like, they were the enemy and he was the good guy. That was the movie. Okay. The movie was essentially, you know, revenge. They killed the riddler. Oh, shit. You know. So what about like, uh, what's the one, the teenage heart, the Robbie one, the kind of ruined it?

1:44:40Oh, Twilight? Yeah, that's bullshit. But do you consider those vampires? Yeah, those are vampires. They're fun. They're fun. If you're a girl, like, there's a lot of stuff that girls like that I don't like. I don't have to like it for it to be good. Obviously it made hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars. People love those movies. Yeah, but you know, I'm not one of those people that's like, it doesn't have to be good for me to like it. Cause there's a lot of people that like bad movies. Right. I can't get with it. Yeah, I don't, I'm not a fan of watching bad movies, but, but Noss Farad.

1:45:08Is the trailer for Noss Farad too? Yeah. It's really good, dude. It's really good. Like for real, like if you like a good old -fashioned, hard vampire movie, and the dude who plays count orlock is the dude who played Pennywise in it. Oh, wait. And it's the best vampire ever. They're probably not going to show you anything in the trailer, what he looked like. But holy shit, dude. There's this one scene where you get to see like his whole body naked. This rises up out of the coffin, sport alert. It's insane. And not just creepy, but beautifully shot. Oh, I remember seeing previews for this. Oh, dude.

1:45:48It's good. It's good. And they're not going to even show you, even in the trailer, they don't show you the vampire. And when you do get to see the dude, it's incredible. That's not real. That is like some fan -made shit. There's a video where you could see him. Google or lock. Not so much of the shit on the internet is bullshit. I try not to spoil it for Brian. What he looks like. It's a big reveal in the movie. I don't know. Really? But it's based on the image, the way he looks, is based on the original legend of Dracula, which was a guy named Vladivost. Vlad the Impaler. Oh, he was real. Yeah.

1:46:31This is what he looks like in this. No, no. But you've got to see it. Like, this is a very tone -down version of it. It's incredible. Like, if you like a good, scary horror movies, it's the best vampire movie. I love a reveal. It's a great reveal. It's really good. And they drag it out. Like, you get to see him kind of in the beginning, and then eventually you get to really see him. And you're like, oh my god. And this isn't my take. I've heard other people talk about it. But that's the other thing that made Alien great was like before it's like, you don't always show the monster. Exactly. Exactly.

1:47:04Because like, horror is like seeing the monster and how much it's going to definitely kill you. Yes. But like, terror is like knowing that it's some shitty here. And I don't know what the fuck it is. You need a little for play. Yeah, yeah. It's like, I walk in. You go for it. It's a horror, fuck. Why is Johnson dead? I was just in here with it. What the fuck? Why the wall built it? You know, that's the shit that makes it good. Exactly. Exactly. And this movie does it perfect. Jobs. Jobs. That's what Jobs was such a hero. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Jobs is great. It still holds up. Predator is still holding up.

1:47:39Predator holds up. It still holds up. The first predator. If it bleeds, we can kill it. No, no, no. My favorite lie is when a... Jesse Vendura? No, no. When they walk into the woods and old boy, he's making noise. He goes, he goes, you fucker, this motherfucker. Like, he tell them, like, if you keep making noise, I'ma bleed you. I'ma like, leave you out here. I forget what the word is he used. But he was like, you tell everybody what the fuck we have. By the way, you move and talk and trip and slap. Yeah, there's something about that. The idea that a sporting alien would come down and hunt people.

1:48:13It's uniquely scary. So many iconic scenes in there too. Oh, yeah. The joint with a native dude is like, fuck it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna take off my shit, I'ma cut my shit. Yeah. That's a fucking dope one. The one where they were Arnold and Apollo Creed, where they do this right here. Yeah. So this is what's wild. That's a meme now. Yeah. Right? But just their arms. Uh -huh. And a lot of people don't even know that it's from Predator. But they just see that that's the meme. Right, right, right. Yeah, I've tried to show that to one of my nephews. He was like, oh, that's the cooperation meme or whatever the fuck they call it.

1:48:56They started getting silly with aliens versus Predator. Remember that? They were doing that for a while. But there it is. I'm here for that. Oh, that's an arm wrestling senior Predator. Yeah. That's it. They're like, this is how too bad I should say hello. Yeah, they have arm wrestling in the air. It's so stupid. It's so dumb. No, this movie was the dialogue is crazy. That's back when Carl Weathers was jacked. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. But didn't know in the quid, huh? You didn't know it the quid, huh? What is this fucking tie business? Come on, forget about my tie. The way they acted back then was like it was a different form of language.

1:49:33It's like it seemed so fake. Compared, like if that was like a director today, like the same director that didn't know it's for auto, he'd be like, cut, cut. What are we doing? Are you guys really meeting each other for the first time? Or is this like a play? Come on. And also like it vents me. Bro, the run that Arnold had. Oh, he did a gang of great movies. Like just actions, like he's the action bro. Conan the barbarian. You know, it was the best Conan though. What? Jason Mamoah. What? Jason Mamoah did a terrible Conan movie, but he was the best Conan. Because he was the only Conan that looked like Conan really looked.

1:50:10Like Conan was like super muscular, but he wasn't a bodybuilder. He looked like a killer. He looked like a UFC fighter. He looked like a Geary Prohoscow would be a good Conan. Like that kind of build. Like a big strong guy, but not a bodybuilder. And also it's like the film was more stylistically appropriate to like the Conan lore. Well, what do you mean how Conan looked? In the books. Oh, I didn't know Conan was books. Oh, dude, I'm a super Conan nerd. Super nerd. There was like a comic book before. Yeah, well, it was a book. Robert E. Howard. He wrote books about Conan the Conqueror. And he created this whole like world of Samaria where he's from.

1:50:50And this whole lore of this one usurper who rises and kills everybody. And that's Conan. And he keyslays dragons and monsters and demons. And you know, I think he comes back from the dead at one point in time. Like it's the greatest warrior of all time. You know what Conan was with me as a kid? It was my first like John Wick. Right. Right. Oh, this dude, I'm gonna fuck everything up. That's how the books were. Yeah. The books were incredible. The books were written by a guy who lived with his mom and committed suicide. So the dude was like, he was getting, he wanted his life sucked. He was super depressed.

1:51:29And he got thrilled out of imagining him being Conan the barbarian. And conquering lands and having sex was always beautiful women and killing sorcerers. They came up after he died. No, they were, this is like in the 19... The 30s is when he wrote it? Yeah. It's a long time ago he wrote these books. And then they turned them into comic books in the 1960s. When did they start making Conan comic books? So then they had the comic books and then they had illustrated books. And then I think that was the first Conan movie was Arnold. I think he was the first Conan movie. And there's been a few attempts since then, but no one has really captured the books like stylistically, except for like the Jason Memo movie.

1:52:22But the movie just wasn't that good. Just wasn't a, someone needs to, you need like a real, like a Robert Eggers, the guy who did this Nose Farado movie. That's his name, right? It's Robert Eggers, right? The guy who did the Nose Farado movie? That guy. Like that guy did a Conan movie? It would be sick. But it has to be like a realistic movie. It has to be a movie of this realistic warrior encountering these crazy things. It can't be like cartoonish. It can't be like, I just have to believe this dumb shit. Too much suspension of disbelief. It's got to be like a wild movie based the Northman. Oh, the Northman was amazing.

1:53:04Did you see that? Yes, I saw that. That's exactly what I'm talking about. This kind of movie is exactly like what Conan would have to be. That movie's fucking great. That's like one of the best Viking movies. It's actually, it's actually Dark Is Hail. Really good movie. Oh, there's no good guys in that movie. That movie's crazy. And probably representative of real, the real life of Vikings, the way they really lived. Because they were fucking ruthless. That movie's great. But it's also got like, it was supernatural in it. There's a lot of cool shit in that movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, they believed in a lot of supernatural shit.

1:53:41If that guy directed Conan, holy shit. Then you would get to see like the real books. Because the Rarity Howard books were great. So the same guy that did Nose Faradoot's who did Northman? Yes. Oh, yes. Bro, it's good. It's fucking good. Nose Faradoot was one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. It's great. And it's so beautiful. Like the way it's shot. It's so beautiful. There's a scene when he's walking up to the castle. It's the creepiest setup of all time. It's so good. I don't want to ruin it. It's so good. If you like those kind of movies, I love those kind of movies. I grew up on monster movies.

1:54:19I grew up on like, you know, that's why I have that American Warholfen London out there. I grew up on all of them here for monsters, action, revenge. That's my kind of movies. Nose Farado's cinematographer promises Robert Egger's Werewolf is unlike anything done before. Wow. A medieval Werewolf movie. Oh boy. And the primary candidate has never been used in a film. What does that mean? Maybe the guy they want to lead it. Oh, yeah. The character or the perfect subject like the character of the. Oh, women. So it's a new character. You did the lighthouse too. Yeah. Wow. That shit was weird. And the witch.

1:54:57Wow. That guy's done some killer fucking movies. I'm excited about this Werewolf movie. I've been saying that forever. Someone needs to make another good Werewolf movie. Like that Benicio del Toro one. A specific medieval image or tale of Werewolfery that's being clipped close to their chest. So it's like a story that hasn't been made into a movie yet. Yeah, but medieval. So like candlelight spooky. It's gonna be awesome. Maybe the Jack Nicholson Werewolf one. What was that called? Oh, yeah, that was terrible with the. I'm a shell fight for. That was those two but they're like, ah, it looked just like a person.

1:55:28I went and saw it out. My family went and saw that and I went and saw another a different movie. It was the first time that, like, it was like a thing we did. We go to the movies like I really weak. But in my, my, my, my, my stuff thing. You know, I think of a fuck about no age limit and then like you gonna see what we see it. You know, this is the first time I was like, I don't want to see that shit. And I still end up going in there after my, because my movie was over before this. I think I went and saw. This is a Jack Nicholson. Sure. I'm a wolf. Look, you just think of regular guy. It's so dopey.

1:56:03It's so silly. Like, look at this. They decided to make a horror movie that wasn't that scary. And he moves like the six minute movie.

1:56:17And he's going to tackle this deer. And I'm supposed to believe this. I'm supposed to believe that this dude who just looks like a dude can run fast. So a fuck a deer. Look, he's riding. It's so dumb. He's flying through the air. Like, how does becoming a human that's part wolf make you this fast when you look exactly the same? You know, he's gonna, he's on a tree. He flies, he grabs the deer. This is so stupid. It's so stupid. Look at the owls freaking out. This is crazy. This is crazy. Did you ever see the Benicio Deltora one? Uh -uh. There's one good scene. One good scene when the doctors are examining him.

1:57:03And they're trying to tell him that he's out of his fucking mind. And the doctor's speaking in one of those medical theaters. Like they used to do in the 1800s. And he's explaining that this person has delusions and they think they're gonna be a wolf. And so we're gonna show him by having him tied to this chair while the moon turns full. And we're gonna like cure him of whatever the fuck is wrong with his brain. So they have him in this thing. Give me some volume on this. And once Mr. Talbot has witnessed that the full moon holds no sway over him. But he remains a perfectly ordinary human being.

1:57:37He will have taken his first small step down the long road to mental recovery point. You can just feel everybody is running about it down. Everybody's gonna die. It's great. Oh, this is awesome. He witnessed his mother's self -murderations. This young man, that's a nice shout out. He's a nice shout out. His father's a very wolf. Yes, give it a little bit. You will be alright. Tonight I will kill all of you. Kill all of you. Yes, well, as you can see, like countries do something on it. This is ultimate existing human. As soon as our reunion ends in love with you, I dream of seeing you.

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2:00:24Hold this! Will you be able to power on my deathcessors! That's how you can help me with yourドC M qu octopus! It's not only problem with it. It's not only problem with it is, is that a scary enough wolf? It's not, everything else is great. It's not like America, World from London. It's too much like the Wolfman, which is what it was kind of based on, like an updated version of the Wolfman. It's more like, oh. The same guy who did that, make up, by the way, did the American, World from London. That was Rick Baker. It was like the Teen Wolf Wolf. Was, right? Was Rick Baker that did that, right? Yeah, Rick Baker.

2:01:05So the thing is though, it was not CGI. And that's what they were trying to achieve. Because there's a difference between the way it looks. When it's a dude with a mask on, it looks more realistic. Like it doesn't take you out of it. And there's something about CGI, that even if the wolf looks good, it takes you out of it. Like the American, World from London, you didn't get to see shit for a long time. Like it was deep into that movie, saw flashes of the wolf. Until it was in Piccadilly Square and started killing people. Remember that? I spent a long time saw seeing that movie. The guy turns into a werewolf in the movie theater.

2:01:38He goes to a dirty movie theater. So he's in this dirty movie theater and they're playing porn oh films. And he's talking to his dead friend, his telling him he's got to kill himself. He's gonna become a wolf and kill people. And his friend is like rotting. It's hilarious. It's very funny. And he turns into the wolf in the movie theater, kills everybody and then bursts out onto the street and starts killing people in traffic. I do remember like there's a scene with a subway scene, right? Yes, there's a subway scene where there's a business man. He's trying to get away and he sees it, like creep it up on him.

2:02:07That's a good scene too, because you barely see the wolf. You see this guy running and you know that it's coming after him. You see the terrified look in his face. At the end of the scene, you see the wolf enter into the frame at the bottom of the escalator. Well, this guy's like completely exhausted and sliding down this escalator. Right, you know the scariest movie I've seen recently. Well, I guess maybe scary theater right where, but it was the sequel to X. The sequel to X? And I'm forgetting the name of it. Yeah, not Malcolm X, but like, it's the same, but the same girl played in both movies.

2:02:37You know what I'm out? It's called a, like she was like, okay, yeah, so the sequel to this movie. So what is X? It's about like a, it's a slasher film. Yeah, it's a slasher film. And the, but the sequel to it, because I never saw that when I saw this. Okay, I still haven't seen X. So, so X, Maxine, Maxine with two X's, three X's? No, no, that's not it. It's not Maxine. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I had to screen up shit. I bet. No, that's not it. But it said it was the sequel right here. No, no, it's not there. It's got that same girl in it. Who's the, who's the, who's the star in this pearl? That's what I mean.

2:03:15I also, I was a prequel. Oh, okay, I didn't realize. Okay, so, so Pearl came, I saw Pearl before, I haven't seen any of the rest of these. This shit is, I liked it. And she's a serial killer? She's, she's insane. But it's like, you kind of know she's the monster the whole time. But she doesn't become monstrous. It's the kind of the same thing. And she's cute? Yes, she's cute. She's adorable at first glance.

2:03:47Sado!

2:03:53I want to be special. Dancing up on the screen while the pretty girls in picture.

2:04:00I will not let you leave this far again.

2:04:11I'm worried there may be something real wrong with me. Rumor has it they only take one gal or town. We're looking for someone with X factor. It has to be me. How about a film nobody else has seen? So, Michael? We'll be eventually.

2:04:34I know what I've done. I'm dying. The other is making a huge mistake. Terrible, awful murderous thing.

2:04:47I want to be loved from as many people as possible. But truth is, I'm not really a good person. Jesus Christ. Yeah, bro, like you want to talk about like a, like this is like, like this bitch is just slipping in the insanity further and deeper and deeper and deeper. I just don't think you should show this to America right now. You know what I'm saying? Like after Luigi, after people celebrated Luigi, we don't want to like glorify people that just go on killing rampages. It wasn't a rampage. In fact, you know, that's the thing. That's the thing I was expecting more is that, like the people that like shoot up a place is like, it's like, if you mad at somebody, go after them.

2:05:29Why are you killing people that got to do with your beef? Right? At least he was like specific. He didn't like, that's another one that's been memory hold. The New Orleans guy just ran over all those people. What New Orleans guy? You didn't hear about this? No. This was, how long ago, Jamie? That's the thing. New Year's Eve. They're like within eight hours of each other. So this New Orleans guy turns down Bourbon Street and just runs people over. Ran over like 200 people. Bunch of people got fucked up. Bunch of people died. How many people died? I think at least 14. Less. I think like 200 people were injured.

2:06:01Wow. 14 people dead. Four more. He was in this arbitration? Yeah. And he was also... Sure, that's the arbitration. No, he was a, yeah, sorry, not a arbitration. But he was also one of the guys from Fort Bragg. Like, we were talking about it yesterday with Metzger. Metzger will get you believe in conspiracies. Brought Metzger will take you down some more. Or just a whole. He just hit you with so many, though. So many around. I couldn't even get, like, that's like his, Oh, you didn't know? His entertainment. Oh, yeah. What's his life? Yeah. And I'm going to complete opposite in the spectrum. Exactly.

2:06:33I like to hear people that's into it talk about it. But I'm never going to go look it up. Yeah. Well, he luckily, you know, Kurt gets it. If you like it, dude, I can't right now. Hey, kill stop. I can't do this right now. I got to go on stage in five minutes. I can't hear how many people Hillary Clinton killed. I think he's probably is a, is a breast at every conspiracy. Right. But he believes a bunch of them that are kooky. He and I have had some conversations about ones. I'm like, what, what, why do you believe that? That one doesn't make any sense. Because the primary belief is that the official story is bullshit.

2:07:06100%. So if you, it was probably true, a lot of the time. Right. But the way you rented the logical trouble is, it's like just because they lie and don't mean that the first alternative that people give you is the truth. Right. Like some kooky YouTube video. Yeah. That's got it broken down. So it's like, they don't want you to know. I saw, bro, have you, did you see this shit? You know, goffrey? The comic? Yeah. So he had, I forget the name of the scientist, but he had like, a scientist come on and debate Lord Jamar. Lord Jamar is a flat earth. And it didn't go well. Of course it didn't. You know.

2:07:44That doesn't make any sense. Was that that Professor Dave guy? Professor Dave. Yeah, Professor Dave's done quite a few of those. He's doing the world a nice favor. Yeah, but it's like, bro, imagine, imagine that being your whole life is just an opposition. Well, to what? To bad science, it's to people getting led down a bad road and believing something that's uniquely preposterous. No, but you know, like the earth is flat. You know Christopher Hitchens, right? Sure. He made his whole career like debating Christians and Muslims and things. He would like go to their churches and debate their leaders.

2:08:16And somebody asked him one time, like, hey, if you could, if you could snap your fingers and make all religion just go away, like what would you do that? And he was like, honestly, no, because I just like arguing with them too much. You know, or something to that effect. That was one of the exact words, but it was like, I think something. I think you got to be a special kind of person to be like, no, I want all the smoke. I want to I want to argue directly with people that I don't think. Well, Christopher Hitchens was uniquely brilliant. And he was so good at forming arguments and sentences. And he was his grasp of the language was so expert.

2:08:53He was a great speaker. Amazing, amazing speaker. So that he would have these conversations with these people and they'd be like, woefully underprepared. They just they couldn't handle. He also has an incredible amount of knowledge when it comes to religion, whether it's Christianity or Islam. And he'll call out everything that has ever happened. It's terrible that every one of them was done. And he knows that information at the tip of his fingers at any given time. I grew up religious and he was the one that made me be like, aww. He makes some very, very, very compelling logical arguments. There's also the problem with religion is that there's so many of them too and they're so different.

2:09:31And they all think that they have the right one. That's a real problem. But I think the desire for religion seems to be a part of the structure of our thinking. It's like one of those things that reoccurse everywhere there's groups of people. There's a desire for meaning and then there's a connection to a higher power that we all seem to agree is not just likely. But you feel it's presence every now and then. But it also is like we're puzzle solving. The need to have an answer to the puzzles. Oh yeah. And also to have a daddy. We always want someone who is above us, whether it's the president or the mayor or your father, whoever it is.

2:10:12You want some person who's looking out for you and it is watching over everything and as a plan for all of you. Wait until your God gets home. Yeah. God is watching you jerk off. Oh man. That's like we have for a little while when I was like, you know, I was watching all the time. Because we used to go when I was little, I would get there was a church that was also a school. Like they were Christian school, but on Sunday they use the school buses to go pick up kids just like school, but it was for church. And we got sent to that. It wasn't even a church my grandmother went to. She just sent us to this one.

2:10:48What is better an overly religious childhood or a childhood filled with crime and violence? Clearly overly religious, right? That's better. Because you can learn your way out of some stupid shit that they talked you into when you were young, depending on what the religion is. But crime and violence gets you killed, someone else gets killed, you go to jail. It's not good. Like it's definitely better in terms of like what is more compatible with society to grow up very religious with very strict rules. And then maybe as you get older, you sort of recognize that. I mean, doesn't it depend on which religion it does.

2:11:26It definitely does. I mean, you have some religious where you get a gang of wives. Woo! You get a part of it. It sounds like more trouble than it's worth. Yes. Well, that's the reason why the Mormons moved to Mexico. They moved to Mexico. What's your name? You don't know about that? They don't know. You don't know more? Listen, when Mitch, what's his name? The fucking... The guy ran for president? Oh, um... Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney. That's why I was fucking out. Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney's dad was born in Mexico. So his dad couldn't be president, but Mitt was born in America. Mitt Romney's family was Mormon.

2:12:04And they moved to Mexico in the 1800s because of religious persecution. And part of that was... Polygamy. They made polygamy illegal. So these guys will fuck it. This is like the 1800s. They're like, Mexico ain't no different than America in the 1800s. Before cars, everyone's on a horse, you got a house, whatever. Same shit. Let's go to Mexico. Mexico, Mexico. And to this day, they have giant Mormon compounds in Mexico. And then recently, there was a situation like they're armed to protect themselves against the cartel. It's like wild shit goes down. And one of... I think it was like... A family was killed.

2:12:43I think it might have been an accident. The cartel mistook them for someone else or someone... And there was like this real problem. They get rid of you. I don't know what happened. But I don't remember how the story went down. But I remember it was a big international story. And then everybody was like, wait, what's going on? There's giant camps of armed Mormons in Mexico. Yeah, they don't fuck around. Like, why did they move to Mexico? And that's why they moved to Mexico. It's because they have religious freedom. They don't fuck around. Maybe they're religious freedom. I bet you the Mormons got an app.

2:13:13Oh, they probably have an app. Yeah, like... That's the story, right? That they were killed by the cartel. I think it was a woman and her child was killed by the cartel. Six children and three women. Six children. Oh my God. Oh my God. The attack on a group of Mormon families in Mexico. So nine women. Scroll back up. Nine women and children from a Mormon community in Mexico were killed while traveling in the three car caravan south of the US Mexico border on Monday. Three women and six children, all with dual US Mexican citizenship, were killed in the attack, security minister, Alfonso, Dorazo, said in news conference Tuesday.

2:13:50Here's what we know about the attack. The victims were all shot while in the vehicles while driving. Investigators believe the three vehicles traveling between the Mexican states of Sonora and Chihuahua were ambushed by criminal groups Monday. Mexican authorities said women and children between 14 years old and 10 months were massacred, burned alive. LaBaron said, a mother's were screaming for the fire to stop. They were driving together for safety reasons, said Kendrick Lee Miller, whose sister -in -law was killed in the attack. The family was supposed to go to Miller's wedding next week in LaMora, as she said.

2:14:23Wow. How's she about able to screen? Is she there? I don't know, man. I don't think everybody dies. Five children who were hospitalized and two sons will survive. While Jessup, whose son married Donna Langford's daughter told CNN, Willie Jessup, excuse me, three of the children have very serious injuries but two others could be discharged soon. And they weren't connected to that dope shit? They got to be. Well, I don't know. Because they said it was a mistake of mistaken identity. They always say, because this is why they don't make sense to me. Oh, no, no, no, they don't say that. It says it's not clear if the attacks were specifically targeted or if the family was a case of mistaken identity.

2:15:00You don't actually shoot the wrong caravan. I mean, what's the chances that another caravan looked just like yours? Well, here's what it says. It says, castanada said there were long standing tensions between the families and the cartels. He said one of the women killed was an activist. There were frictions over water rights. Oh, Jesus Christ. Ooh, scary dog. I mean, scary for whoever lived down there. Yeah. I feel pretty safe when I'm at it. Yeah, but imagine living in a place that's controlled by the cartel. Like, you know, the government has its faults in the United States but it's a superior system.

2:15:36Hasn't the machine go over? It likes a lot of crackin' down on the cartel. I don't know. They did it just somewhere. I mean, I'm pretty sure the dude is a dictator. But he just locked everybody up. Then as well. It's been as well? Yeah, they just literally imprisoned all the gang members. They just locked every single... Even if he was associated. They made these giant prisons and they just filled the prisons up with gang members and the crime just stopped. But that was the immediate effect. Is there still the case now? I don't know. It's a good question. You know, is that what they're gonna do forever?

2:16:09They're just gonna keep these guys in that cage for the rest of their lives? That's expensive. It is expensive, but is it less expensive than letting them wreak havoc and ruin your entire community? I don't know. It's a very totalitarian thing. That depends on who you give fuck about. What's also depends on how many of those people are set up. How many of those people weren't actually in a gang. How many of those people were like, maybe somebody doesn't like you. I mean, probably a little bit of that going on. That type of situation was like a drastic change. Yeah. And they rounded up hundreds of thousands of people.

2:16:35There's gonna be a couple of revenge joints slipped in there. Oh, damn sorry, who are you accidentally put? Yeah. Crazy. Oh, El Salvador. It's not Venezuela. It's El Salvador. Look at that. Oh my god. They just said fuck it. We're just gonna take crime down to zero. So it's just life in prison? Well, you know what, man? I mean, is this better? It seems like it's better than having the criminals run society and kill everybody. I mean, but at least like give them some bicycles, prep, repowers. I don't know. And what have they done, you know? But also, if you grow up in that community, what are you gonna do?

2:17:13Like if you grow up in your whole family's involved in the gangs, like, what do you do? Like you're literally guilty by birth. You know, if you grow up in those communities and that's all they've been doing forever, what do you do? What do you do? You know? How do you sustain that, too? Right. I guess if you have enough money because now you don't have to fight crime anymore. So now everybody's locked up. It's dark. Of course, it's gonna be new criminals. Yeah. What could fix the world, Brian Simpson? Is it gonna be technology? Is it gonna be mushrooms? You know my stance. We done. There. Nothing's gonna fix this shit, bro.

2:17:50We're cooked. We passed the point and no return. But why do you think that, though? Because people can exist in small groups together in harmony. Why can't they exist together in large groups in harmony? Because I think people are less intelligent in the way in large groups. The larger the group, the dumb of the average IQ of it, like in terms of how people behave. Well, I think also in large groups, you don't have to think as much because things are set up for you. And it's just because you know how I know we're doomed. Okay. Online gaming. When you go play a team, I'm playing this Marvel Ravu shit, everybody playing now.

2:18:25But it's like try to get matched up randomly with five other people and get everybody to cooperate. And how often you come across people that are just completely selfish to the point of like they'll lose on purpose. Like they take the penalty for losing too, but just to ruin your day. Well, that's just randoms that you're meeting online, though. Right, but I mean, you gotta cultivate. You see how people communicate. And obviously the gaming is a certain demographic, but I just mean. In cells. It just reminds me. No, no, it's like it's a little people out there. That's just like assholes when they, yeah, because they can.

2:19:00So people that people do selfish, or you see these game shows where it's like, you know, it's that whole, what's it called? The prisoners dilemma, whatever we go, we go all win or I go win. And how often do you see people just go all the time? All the time. And they probably encourage you to do it because it makes you good TV. So look, and I know there's good people. I mean, extraordinary people all the time. Now, especially now that I live here, I mean, people all the time that's like, wow, you like it? If it was more people like you, we would be good, but it's so little people like you. Right, but how many people like that do you know now?

2:19:31You know a lot, right? I mean, you know a lot more. I'm not enough. Yeah, but you know a lot more. And the key is just to try to limit your associations with people who aren't exceptional. Try to be exceptional, first of all, to attract exceptional, exceptional people. And then kind of like encourage other, you got to surround yourself with people that are cool. Like surround yourself with people that are interesting, surround yourself with people that are exceptional. Like gives you like energy in this life. It gives you like motivation. Yeah, everything got to make new friends. Nah. I'm not with that name there.

2:20:05Some friends are worth making. Some new friends are worth making. But I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. You know what I mean? I can make a new, I'm very emotionally unavailable. So I just need friends that don't need that. You know what I mean? That's interesting. Like because you're very friendly. I don't know why you think you're emotionally unavailable. I think you just don't like to be bothered by nonsense that people could fix on their own. There you go. I'm very easily irritated. Yeah, but it's not, you're not emotionally unavailable. Like when we talk about stuff, like everybody talks about stuff in the green room, you're like one of the most like honest people.

2:20:36Maybe emotionally unavailable is not the right word, but I'm very, I feel very much burdened by unexpected obligations. Yeah. So like if you hit me with some last minute shit, or you're like, or you constantly need me, because I'll be there for you. But if you're constantly needing stuff and it's good to die, I just... But you got to realize that's a transactional situation. That's a bad situation. That's not a situation. You haven't surround yourself with people that are like autonomous. Yeah. There's a lot of people that aren't. They like need friends for everything they do. And they can't make decisions.

2:21:10They don't get their shit together. Bro, you know what? I love being by myself. I love going to a restaurant alone. I love company too. But I go to the movies alone. I like being alone. I like shopping alone. But you have a balance. But you spend enough time in front of like thousands of people. Because you know what I don't like? I don't like variables. It's like the more people that come, the more shit could switch up, the more... That's true. Oh yeah. And also you get like all these social dynamics that play, when there's a bunch of people together. Like, how many times have we eaten dinner?

2:21:42What would you say is the perfect amount of people to bring to dinner? It depends. There was this one time, I don't want to say the time, but where there was a bunch of us and a bunch of other people and it really helped that there was a bunch of us. Because we all huddled up together. Oh, right, right. Remember that time? Yeah. Oh, and don't forget Vegas was great. It was a lot of people with that table there. Oh yeah. But we knew all those people. Right, right, right. You know, those all people were like close friends. It was a good time. It wasn't like, there was no social dynamics at play.

2:22:10You know, when we're all hanging out, it's generally just fun. There's no like one person is trying to get to the top. Yeah, comments are different. But I say, but just, but six is for me. Six is a good number. If I hear that it's going to be more than six, now it's like, it's going to be separate conversations and this is going to be... What if Bob can't drink? What if Bob starts drinking and gets real loud? Right. You want me vegan options. Yeah. It's not gluten free, please. Do you have a gluten free menu? Yeah, but yeah, yeah. I just don't like being in big groups. Right. I know what you mean.

2:22:45I get it. I get it. It's like, you know, like in your group of people and then one person has a friend that they tell you is cool. Don't worry, Bob's cool. My middle name could be who all will be there. Right. You know what I mean? Because even now, like Derek and them, they'll invite me to something that they know I'm not coming. Right. Oh yeah, yeah. Do we come to the... No, I can't. But that's also like a reflection on your sense of humor. Because you're always finding things that are stupid and everything. You're essentially a little... Let me tell you about some stupid shit.

2:23:22No, it's a gift of the curse. Oh, it's a gift. That's what I say. Like ignorance is bliss. If you... When you notice too much, you can't be happy. You can't possibly be happy. Or you've got to distract yourself with... Like, you can be happy for a second when you're on a drug or having a good time. Right. But eventually you go... Yeah. How did that fucking helicopter crash into a plane? Yeah. You think about all these different variables. You know, I used to say that to my students when they were... they would fight because a lot of them that were really smart. I would notice they would be much more nervous.

2:23:56I mean, what did you do to the dumb kids? Marshall arts. What do you mean? Of course, I was. But my dumbass went to like... You teach it in a classroom, like what professor? Oh, and they would fight. No. No, no, no. I mean, I'd take them to tournaments. So I had students that I would take to tournaments. And the really smart ones would be the most scared. And now I would have to tell them it's because you're smart. The reason why you're scared is because you're aware of all the variables and you know you're vulnerable. Whereas dumb people don't think that. They're overconfident. And they're not aware of all the variables.

2:24:32But you can overcome this. I'd be like, I did it too. I have the same feeling. I don't want to do it. It's stupid. Why am I doing this? Why am I risking my health? Why am I risking my safety? You have all those thoughts that are going to go in your head. But you're going to learn something about yourself from doing this. And you're smart, and that's why you're nervous. And you should be nervous because it'll help you. It'll help you move faster. I used to use custom auto's expression. The custom auto. This great thing they told Mike Tyson. He said, fear is like a fire. It can cook your food if you can control it or it could burn your house down.

2:25:02That's what it's like. It's like that. But the intelligent people are the ones that are aware of it. The intelligent people are the ones that oftentimes struggle the most with overcoming anxiety to compete. Because they're aware of how fucking dangerous this actually is. They're not blissfully unaware like a moron is walking into a cage fight. Not knowing they might get knocked the fuck out. Not going to happen to me, bro. There's a lot of those not going to happen to me, bro guys. Yeah, but you can still be world champion and be that person. Oh, well, if you're gifted. If you're gifted and if you're genetically gifted, you know, and if you're driven and you really work hard and you enjoy it, yeah, you could get pretty far away.

2:25:38You're not going to talk well. You're not going to speak well in like the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's going to be rough. Because this is amazing to me. Like that's the other thing. Like we talk about like I see it's still like that. But MMA wise John Jones is like the equivalent of Floyd Mayway at the end terms of like how little damage he's taking over. Yes, there was a few fights where they were real rough. The Dominic Reyes fight was real rough. He got hit a bunch of times in that fight. The first guzzas of fight. He got caught a few times by Leo de Machita before he put him to sleep.

2:26:07Leo was catching him. He hit him with one big left hand. Rashad Evans clipped him with a big right hand. But for the most part, John is the very best utilizing distance and also having a strategy. He said that was the hardest game I got hit. Rashad. Yeah. Rashad knocked Chucky Del out cold that punch. Remember? Yeah. Out cold. One shot. Is that the first time I looked at Chucky Del out knocked out? No. Chucky Del had gotten stopped by rampage and pride. Okay. And then Chucky Del, I mean, he'd been stopped a few times. Not mean like, but I think Shogun stopped his rise. No, because rampage stopped him during his rise.

2:26:43Like rampage stopped him when he was a champ. Or maybe he wasn't the champ. He was like the best guy or one of it. Like, he was like, Tito was the champ for a little before Chucky fought Tito. And everybody knew that Chucky was going to beat Tito. It was one of those things where like, this is a bad matchup. Because Chucky is a really good wrestler and just a ferocious striker. Ferocious and so aggressive and just nasty power. And just with throw himself into the wars. Throw him. So he had an iron chin. So you just fuck you. We just throw himself and really skillful to him. Like underrated skills, but just a desire for the fire fight that was like nobody else.

2:27:22But rampage beat him. Rampage stopped him in pride. So they had an exchange where they were going to send UFC fighters over to, um, over to pride to fight the best pride guys. And Chucky was one of the best UFC guys. And rampage stopped him. And Chucky fought Alistar over him. And Alistar over him was doing really well. But Alistar, Chucky stopped Alistar. Just that bitch though. Rampage used to be like that. Oh, bro, this is when Chucky was Chuck, right? This is not like past his prime Chuck. This was like in his prime Chuck. But rampage was fucking ferocious. He was so good and pride had knees to the head on the ground all this shit.

2:28:01And rampage eventually, I believe he stopped him with like body shots on the ground. If I remember correctly, I remember he just beat him up and then they stopped the fight. I think he just got on top of him at one point in time. It was a grueling fucking fight though. But I think this is like the end of it right here. He was just beating him down and eventually they stopped the fight. So these punches to the face and then just dig into the body. How tiny that reveries. I know. And then it looks like he got on top of him. Yeah, he got full mount and then they stopped the fight.

2:28:38Yeah. That was rampage in his prime. Rampage in his prime was a monster. Fuck off. I'll give you some of my talk and shit to him. I'm like one of the young fighters now talking shit to him. Oh, it's Kevin Holland. Yeah, Kevin Holland and him had some sort of a disagreement. Yeah. So they don't get that he don't get like led to the status like where you got a led is a lot. I don't know. Young guys are you know how they are. But because that's like a like a Randy Couture say something out of pocket. Right. You're a fighter. You got a slide. He's a legend. Rampage is a legend. You know, it's like there's a lot of guys.

2:29:09You just, you know, when you talk about BJP and talk about him with respect. Yeah, because it's because it's also like it doesn't it doesn't look good. No, you are getting with it. Especially like I'll fight you right now. Like that kind of shit. Right. That's not a good look. Yeah, especially the guy like paved the way. Like rampage was this was like when rampage fought truck. What year was that? Was that like 2003? What year was that? I'm a guess. I'm a guess 05. 2007? Oh wait, this is the UFC though. The pride fight was different. Yeah, the rampage knock chuck out. It was like 05 on it. In the UFC too.

2:29:45Rampage caught Chuck with a right hook. 2003 the video was. 2003. So then they fought again in 2007. Is that what happened? Show that one. Yeah, rampage knocked out van der Lee Silva. He lost to van der Lee Silva twice though brutally in the in pride. One of the fights was fucking brutal brutal brutal knockout. You got need in the face and went through the ropes unconscious. So this is Chuck and rampage in the UFC. This is when rampage won the title. And you know Chuck had already fought him once and got stopped. So he was wary. This is this is way past this project. Right. No, he was in his prime man.

2:30:25He was still in his prime. He was the champion. Chuck was the champion at this point in time. But but rampage was fucking good man. He was fucking good and just so dangerous. Boom. And I was saying he's a funny guy. I mean, he's very funny. I actually interviewed him on I did that UFC show for a while. I forget what it's called. But it was a we hung out together. We rolled. We did you get to. Went got something to eat. But he's very funny dude. He just have this crazy monster truck.

2:31:04There it is. Boom.

2:31:17That's how you win the title. Yeah, that was awesome. Chuck is confused. But you know, that's what happens. You get knocked out. You don't know what the fuck happened. You think you're fine. Really? Yeah, you don't know what happened. You get shut off. You're like, what happened? Like sometimes guys get shut off. And then they they die for the referees legs. And they think they're still fighting. They take the referee down. I think they're swinging at the ref. Oh, yeah. They don't know what's happening. I mean, a lot of these guys are on like full fight or flight after they get tagged. They're just in it's just chaos.

2:31:47They don't know what they're saying. Referees get hit all the time. Yeah, that's what I was like. Look how tiny they you saw. I was like, what are you going to do? What are you stopping them? Right. How are you going to get rampage off of Chuck? Like, her Dean, like, dive at my foot. Right. Move them. Well, you got herbs. A big guy. You know, that's what you want. Or a strong person. Like you have to have like physical strength. You can't ask you politely. Well, imagine like Francis is fighting. As Francis fights. How are you going to get Francis off some of the? Right. Like, how are you even going to move him?

2:32:15And it's like there's no way that like her Dean is stronger than Francis and Donald. Impossible. But it's like, but you got to be strong enough that they feel you. Right. That's the snap that matter, you know. Yeah, you can't be 125 pounds ramping. No. Referee in that fight. I thought that was a woman at first. Mark Goddard's good too. He's a big dude. My daughter. Yeah, he's great for those big fights. I'm going to see him in person. Oh, you see, Mark. I met her Dean. He's one of the best referees. The best referees. I mean, there's quite a few of them that are really, really good. But I always say the gold standard, Turb.

2:32:42He's the gold standard. And big John, when he was doing it, he was the gold standard. He stopped? Yeah, he does a commentary now. John does commentary. Well, he's doing it for Bellator. But I think Bellator is now no longer. So he also has a podcast with Josh Thompson. It's really good. He's that referee that day in a way. I hated it. Steve Monson's party. Yeah. What happened to him? Does he steal the ruffles? I don't know. I haven't seen him in a while. Because he saw him at a kickbox event many years later. He's like, the dude's never going to work again. Like, that's why I should just say in the media.

2:33:10Yeah. People make mistakes. You know. Yeah. But what was his fuck up though? He fucked up bad. He fucked up a few of them. There's a few of those guys that fucked up a few too many fights. And then they just, you know, you just can't after a while. We need someone to rely. And when you got a guy like Mark Gardner, who almost never fucks up, everybody is going to fuck up. They have the second hardest job. The first hardest job is the fighter. Second hardest job is the referee. All right. Third hardest job is probably the judge. My job's easy. Yeah. And the referee, they can only see from one angle.

2:33:44Uh -huh. So that's the guy. But we miss shit all the time. And we have monitors. At least the refs have, or excuse me, the judges have monitors now. They didn't used to have monitors. The early days. We had a fight to get the monitors. We're like, we should be able to show them stuff in the replay that the crowd is seeing. Because sometimes you think a guy got knocked down. But he didn't. He just tripped. And it looks like he got knocked down. But really, he just got punched on the shoulder. And they just fell down. That happened in that fight with Islam Makachev and uh -Moi Kano. Moikano caught him with a right hand.

2:34:17It looked like he hit him. We thought he dropped him. But really what happened is he kind of hit him in like the shoulder. And they tripped legs together. And Islam fell down. And then Islam got - Well, we thought he would hurt. So if you were judging that, I mean, Islam finished him in the first round. He subbed him in the first round. So it didn't matter. But if you saw that fight, and if that went to the distance, and you said, oh my God, he's hurting him. He's rocking him on the feet. You would maybe score that round from Moikano. When if you saw the replay, you'd say, oh, he didn't rock him.

2:34:48He just slipped. So he didn't have a monitor. Can they hear you all too? No, they shouldn't be able to hear us. Because maybe - It's nice bias. Yeah, maybe we frame it in a way that's different than the way they think it. The whole reason to have three different point of views is to have three different expert perspectives. You don't want them hearing what me and DC are saying. Right, right, right. You want them watching the fight. Because if we're on someone's nuts, you know, and then this guy's like, oh, he definitely is winning. Maybe the people at home are like, fuck you, the other guy was winning.

2:35:16There's a few of those fights. Yeah, somewhere - It has been a while. No, it has - Since there was a really questionable one. You know what's an interesting one, not a questionable one. But an interesting one is Marab versus Umar. So Marab, Dwaavich Willie, and Umar and Numerga Medov, they go to the distance, five round fight. Marab winds up winning a decision. It doesn't have the same car. Yeah, amazing fight. Amazing fight. Probably the best 135 pound title fight in the history of sport. It was incredible. It was so well matched. They went back and forth. Umar apparently broke his hand in the first round.

2:35:50We'll still throw in it for the whole fight. He took - He wound up taking Marab down. And nobody expected that. He got Marab's back. Yeah, remember that. He won the first two rounds. And the - The question is the third round. And so I watched it a couple of times. And me and John Anik and Daniel Kormier, been going back and forth with text about this. I was like, man, that third round is so close. It's so close. I could see judges giving it to Umar. He landed more strikes on the feet. He did get one takedown. Marab got a couple takedowns. But he didn't do much with the takedown. But Daniel had a really good point that at the end of it, Marab was accelerating.

2:36:24And it looked like Umar was starting to get tired. See, I thought, see, I tuned in at that point. I started that pay -per -view at that third round. Yeah. So I hadn't seen the previous two rounds. But at the end of the third round, Umar has Marab's back. He's behind him. And he's controlling him against the cage. And he had wound up taking Marab down at one point in time. So it's like, he landed a lot of strikes on the feet. Like, probably did more actual damage. But Marab did take him down more. And Marab was pushing the pace. And Marab did also land shots. Like, it was close. It's the third round that's the real close one.

2:37:02Because I gave the first two rounds to Umar. And then you get into the third. You're like, ooh, that's the one. That one's close. Because the fourth and the fifth were clearly Marab was coming on strong. Marab was like, it was astonishing his endurance. Estonishing. His fucking cardiovascular systems off the charts. It was a good ass fight. His cardio is fucking insanity. It's a sanity. It's like Michael Chanlin. But I would be very happy to see that fight again. Very happy. I never see Michael Chanlin get tired. Incredible. I remember his last fight when he lost. He was all there. Yeah. But he's standing there with a muffler on his back in the last round.

2:37:40Yeah. Like, I never see him get tired. No, he's an animal. Well, he trains like nobody. I mean, his strength and conditioning routines, you can watch them online. They're fucking crazy. Um, camhains went and trained with them once. So he's a maniac. But that's his weapon. Like to have that kind of cardio, that kind of discipline to have that kind of cardio. Some people just have to work ethic. It's also the work ethic, man. You have to have that work ethic. Because he's been doing it for a long time. And to still have that work ethic. That's what I mean. Even the best, the best people in the world that get tired of it, you know?

2:38:13Yeah, he's not tired of it, man. He's definitely not tired of it. He's still exciting. I mean, all of a r is one of the best in the world. He had all of a hurt in that third round. He had him hurt. Like, he had some moments in that third round. We're like, holy shit. Like, this is a real fight. And all of a r is as good as it gets. He's one of the best submission artists in the history of the sport. And he couldn't get him. Yeah. Got him in the first fight, though. First fight, he KO'd him. Remember? He hit him with that clean left hook. I don't remember. Chandler had him real hurt in the first round.

2:38:42Rocked on his back, fighting him off in the first round. And then they start in the second round. Chandler moves straight to him. And all of a r just pieces him up. Oh, yeah, I do remember him. Yeah, I do remember him. Woo! He hit him with a clean left hook. It was clean. I think I was there. You might have been there. Yeah, man. We, man. Yeah, we had some good ass fights this year. And now, oh, and now Crawford's about to fight. Yeah, he's going to fight Canelo. Oh, man. I just hope he's big enough. I hope he's big enough to keep that dude off him because Canelo hits so hard, man. That's one dude that, like, I believe all the shit he'd be talking.

2:39:19Crawford? Yeah. Oh, he's good. He don't just be saying shit. That dude. They, they tried to say that, like, Aero Spence was damaged because of what Crawford did to him because he was damaged from the car accident. I'm like, maybe, or maybe Crawford would have done that three years ago. I think he's that good. He's just so skillful. He's so slick. And when he gets you, and he's also the best guy in the sport at switch hitting. He'll go from South Paught of Orthodox and be just as good and trip you up. Like, you're thinking he's going to start South Paught. He starts Orthodox. You prepare for Orthodox.

2:39:49He's fighting South Paught. He feels like he's got you timed better Orthodox. He'll switch it up, you know? Super accurate. Oh, like, just knows so much about boxing, about where to be and what's coming. He makes it just, he makes it, he's a, he's a strategist that's also entertaining. Yeah. You know what I mean? He's like, he's an artist. I remember like a young, like, young beehop. Yeah. It was like, just, just so sharp and made it look almost entertaining, you know what I mean? Roy Jones in his prime. It was art. You watch art. Yeah. He's piecing up people. It was an art form. Who, all right, Brian Simpson.

2:40:22Who's going to wrap this bitch up? Bringing home. Everybody, your BS comedian on Twitter, BS comedian on Instagram. Bransomestcounty .com for tour tickets. Netflix special. Live from Mother's ship. Bam. Streaming right now. Is it? Thank you, brother. Later. Bye. Thank you. All right. What? What? I wanted to thank you for sending people to go watch that clip of Wop on YouTube. Oh. I got a lot of... One of the best videos, one of the best bits of all time. I love that. All right. Go see it. It's on YouTube. Bye, buddy.

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Brian Simpson is a stand-up comic who hosts the "Bottom of the Barrel" improvised comedy show at the Comedy Mothership and his own podcast, "BS with Brian Simpson." Watch his new special, "Brian Simpson: Live from the Mothership," on Netflix.

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