#2276 - Felipe Esparza

25:26You know, you get bummed out. Like, you realize you're putting in all this work and it's like, you know, you can't be a regular here. So you're going to go back to the other rooms. I talked to Brad Williams. And he said, um, fuck that advice. Bro, you know what? He told me. He said, he told me that I should get all the little people I can find in Hollywood. All of them, all the little midges, all the little, little, little persons. And I'm bringing them to the lab factory. And Jamie said, you can have the biggest little person show in all of Hollywood. That was his advice for Brad. So that's what I was, I wasn't feeling so bad after that.

26:05Then I talked to a Lanzar Bowden. And he told a Lanzar Bowden that he should put on shoulder pads and be a football comic.

26:16So Joe, after hearing that, I don't want to cry anymore. Oh my God. He had some terrible advice. I think it was, he was given advice, I think it was, he was given this advice to Todd Parker. He was telling them, it was either Todd Parker or Robbie Prince, two guys that I knew from Boston. One of them is telling them, I think it's Todd. You've got to be Generation X guy. This is what you're going to be a body. You're going to be Generation X guy. So from Generation X, this is how I see the world body. Like everything was as a Generation X guy. Like, and he was like, that's the worst advice I've ever heard of my life.

26:54Like, why would I do that? But people would have like schemes for you. But the thing is, they're just trying to help. Yeah. But the, the no one knows how to do it other than you, and you got to figure it out. You can't, you can tell you. Yeah, and it's like, I'll date it too. Like, who would have told Mitch Hedberg where sunglasses and sometimes turn your back to the crowd? No one. No one. Mitch Hedberg would be killing with his back to the crowd, high on heroin, all non -secorters for like an hour and a half. They have days, right? He was just crazy. You know, brilliant. Were you with him? I met him.

27:29I didn't know him well, but I knew him enough that it was a bummer when he died. I remember I was with Stan Hope. We were filming something and we found out that he had gangrene. He got it went into a hospital. He had gangrene. You're like, you know, gangrene fucking kills people. Like, this is fucking scary. And, you know, he just had a problem. He just liked that heroin. And he didn't want to stop. Like, people wanted to clean him up. He did not want to get cleaned up. It's like, I am not interested. I think I were in one time. But I didn't shoot up. I just smoked it. But I was in Amsterdam.

28:05It doesn't seem like anybody has a great old time with the rest of their life once they start doing heroin. Yeah. It's like cocaine. It's the same thing. It's like, I think there's probably moments of brilliance that have come out of heroin, though. I definitely do. And I think about 1960s music. I think heroin and LSD affected a lot of rock and roll in the 1960s. And cannabis for sure too. And probably mushrooms. But, you know, the thing that it always kills you. Like, everybody always ruins everything. They all died young. Everybody that, like, put Morrison 27, Hendrix 27, although there is a wild conspiracy about Hendrix.

28:50Yeah. Yeah. Which is here. That he was killed by his manager. The conspiracy theory. So there was one of his bodyguards, right? Is that what he was, Jamie? The wrote this book. How did he die? I think he died of his exfixiation from throwing up, you know, which is one thing that can happen to people that are doing drugs. But the bodyguard. I believe this. Don't hold me to this. But I believe the story was, Hendrix was going to leave his manager. His manager was mobbed up. His manager was a scary guy. And his manager is making a lot of money with Hendrix. Hendrix is trying to leave. And he's got the rights to the Hendrix catalog and he kills Hendrix.

29:33So his former rowdy. So the thing that's compelling about this is shortly after this, his girlfriend committed suicide air quotes by being thrown off a roof. So they got rid of Hendrix and they got rid of his girlfriend if that's what really happened. So that he was the benefactor allegedly of the guitarist, $2 million life insurance policy. $2 million. Okay, worth around $1 .2 million in 1970. According to Wright, Jeffrey told him about the crime in 1971, a year after the 27 year old Hendrix was found dead in a London hotel. He said, I had to do it, Tappy. Wright claims the manager said, you understand, don't you?

30:16I had to do it. You know, damn well what I'm talking about. We went round to his hotel room, got a handful of pills, stuffed them into his mouth, then poured a few bottles of red wine deep into his windpipe. Hendrix has found dead at the Samarit cond hotel on 18th of September 1970. The cause of death was recorded as barbituent intoxication and inhalation of vomit. I can still hear the conversation Wright wrote of Jeffrey's confession, see the man I'd known for so much of my life, his face pale, hand clutching at his glass and sudden rage. Hendrix manager died in a plane crash in 73. So this guy's dead, supposedly did this.

31:00Listen man, they did that back then. They were gangsters. There was gangsters running everything. If there was a lot of money to be made, scary people moved in and it became a real problem. Yeah, I mean, gangsters were a lot of stuff that a lot of people wouldn't want to own like a gate club. Yeah. Like in LA, they own other gate clubs. They were not rated because they were paying. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. People like to throw around all these red flags. You know, things someone says or does that you don't like, which is fine. But instead of focusing on the negative all the time, why don't we focus on the positive?

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32:56Back then? Yeah. It didn't have DNA back then, man. I read this. It's crazy, right? My mom didn't like Elvis. She liked the Beatles, right? And I had my mom come. We don't like fucking Elvis. He's bad at it too. Oh, because Elvis said that I'd rather sleep with a kid's a daughter than a Mexican woman. And I said, wouldn't he say that? And he said it. Then I found out later on when I went in a rabid hole, it was a kernel. The kernel spread that. Because he wanted to keep him in America and not to worry anywhere. The kernel was an evil dude, man. By the way, that Tom Hanks performance is fucking fantastic.

33:38In that Elvis movie where he plays the kernel, you know, when you see it, you appreciate how a guy can really become a different person. Like he becomes this creepy manager guy, this manipulative gambling creepy manager guy. I mean, it's fucking genius, man. It's so good. Like you're really, you, that's what's crazy. You forget that Tom Hanks. You're like, no, but you really got a sense of the relationship that Elvis had with this dude. Because those kinds of kids create, look, there's famous. And then there's Elvis famous in the 1960s. And you don't even understand what that means. No one understands what that means.

34:15And he was the first one to be like that. Imagine that. I know, imagine. Walking into a room and just go, you want a kiss? And a kiss. But just imagine just trying to navigate life as a human being. And you're literally the most desired person to be around a lot. Like you can't walk down the street. People scream in the cheer and they run at you. Women faint. They cry. And there's never been someone like that before. That's what's crazy. Because this is the first time you've seen a guy on television. And he's on television shaking his hips. And so they go crazy. No one had done that, huh? No. No.

34:52You never had a pop star on TV shaking his hips like it's fucking. Yeah. It was too much. It was a big cover it up the first time. I think they did something where they were upset at him because they didn't know he was going to do it. I think it was like, I think he was actually going to get fined in some places. Like you weren't allowed to shake your hips like that. Like this is how crazy being Elvis was. Badass. This is one video or picture of Elvis that I like besides the one you have here, you know, the rest of it. When he's playing outside and outside of your bent and he's wearing all black and he's fucking young as hell and a pop -a -door looking good.

35:31The blue as a shiny like bro. And everybody's fainting. And there was no Elvis before Elvis. That's what's crazy. So he's like this one guy that becomes way more famous than any entertainer ever. And then he's got an evil manager and then he's doing pills. And then he just live in paranoia and the whole world don't make any sense. Nothing makes any sense. They can't make any sense. You have no peers. You have no one around you that's like you. No one around you that can understand you. And you're being protected by some guy who's like siphoning money from you. You're doing shit little gigs, right?

36:07Like who leave? Who do like a two hour short and leave? Who do another two hour short somewhere else? Well, I think he got into a financial bind, right? Isn't that a part of the movie? And then he got that Vegas residency. Bro, the Vegas residency is probably convenient because you don't have to go anywhere. You know where you live, you know where the gig is. Like, caratops seems to like it. But I don't think I could do that. Bro, if you were a musician though, like Elvis, the great guy. Yeah. Oh yeah. But even like comics can do it. A lot of comics do it. You know, it's, I just don't know about living in Vegas.

36:45I lose my mind being in the same place seven days a week, 14 shows. The people that live outside of Vegas love it though. If you live like in like Henderson or some of those places, like they're very, very nice places. But it's still, you're still connected to this place where people go to get psychotic. Like, you know, there's some weird energy about that. I listen, there's not a knock on Vegas. I love Vegas. Look, I love New York City. R .E. fucking loves living in New York City. I can't live in New York City. I can't handle all that. I got to get the fuck away. Some people love it. You can use everybody to love everything.

37:18But it just seems like that. It's like Vegas is a uniquely crazy place. People go there specifically like we're going to go to Vegas. It's like it's in the title of the state means craziness. I know, man. Every day by like 50 ,000 people show up. It's every day. And then you got rodeos coming into town and UFC fights coming into town and fucking Roder fans. It's a fucking wild ass town. I love being there. I just don't know if I could live there. It seems like it's almost a little too crazy. So this is Ed Sullivan show, 1956. This is the only time, this is the first time his hips show up on the screen.

37:59It's 10 minutes into this. Yeah, he's wiggling his dick too much. That's all he was doing though. That's a lot, Jamie. What do you mean? That's all he was doing it. That's offensive. After this air, they said they wouldn't air him from the waist down anymore. In that crazy, but they obviously are. It's barely, it's barely shown. It's so crazy. Bro, he probably had it. Look, his big old dick keeps slapping at his jacket. That's what it is. Look, if you see that side, back it up a little bit. That's what the problem is, Jamie. Look at that jacket popping up and down from his big old elbow. Look at it.

38:28He didn't assemble with it. Bro, he's making his jacket pop with his dick. I'm with the sensors. Of course he had a big dick. He had everything. He had everything. He had voice talent. Beautiful. You think he's going to have a little dick? Hell no, man. All those gifts. How tall is he? I don't know. He's probably at least six feet tall. 20 years old there. 20 kid, man. Wow. How? How can you manage that? How can you navigate that at 21 years old? It's him. No, man. Bro, it's him and Michael Jackson. These are two case studies and people that got too famous. Sometimes I wonder, man, how would I handle that much success at that early age?

39:06Bro, you wouldn't. I know what I was saying. I know what I was saying. You wouldn't go crazy. How about you? Crazy. How would it go crazy? I would be sitting with a big fucking cold sore. Yeah, dude. I got lucky. My fame, ascent, was a slow drip. You know, like over time. Oh, bro. It was a slow drip. Mine was like that little mountain guy on the prices right. And then stopping along the way. But your haters. Kiki Kiki. Fighting with other comics. Kiki Kiki. Co -Care. Yeah. Hey, Ronik. Oh, Compadres. Too long with Joy Diaz. Yeah. El Compadres is a spot. 64 years ago today, more than 60 million people watch Elvis Presley perform on the Ed Sullivan show.

39:49Oh, wow. 60 million. That's so crazy. But that's how it used to be, man. And that's why losing control of the world. That is so devastating to mainstream media. That was what it was. When I was a kid, there was three channels, dude. There was NBC, ABC, and CBS. And that was it. And then all of a sudden, there was Fox. And we were crazy. We got a whole other channel. Yeah, local channels too, though. In your neighborhood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We definitely did. Especially, yeah, we all had everyone has local channels. So you always have like the local NBC network, which you need, though. Somebody got to play the body movies.

40:21Yeah, we didn't even have cable. Like it didn't exist. We had to see. And we realized how nuts the world was when everything you watched on television was just television. And that's all you ever saw. Like there's no cable. So you have four channels. If you're, and you felt so lucky to have that fourth channel. You got the simsons married with children came on that channel. Fox changed the whole in living color. Change the whole, like, feeling different than a channel. It's crazy that Fox has now connected to like conservative Republicans reporting their news. But it's like Fox, when we're kids was married with children.

40:56Children. It was, you know, it was like the renegade shows. It was the simsons. It was, you know, there was a bunch of like fun shows that were fun. Fun shows, man. Living's thing. Yeah, but in living color to this day, I say is one of the, there's two of the greatest comments. Like, Saturn at Live always gets it for longevity because it's crazy. They've been around so long. It's a TV. But for like pure funny for me, it's like in living color and Chappelle show. Yeah. And I feel like you don't get Chappelle show unless you have in living color first. I feel like it there, I feel like in living color broke open the door for chaotic sketches that were like really funny, man.

41:39Wildly offensive. Really funny to this day. Like, there's a lot of shit on in living color that if you tried to do like in the height of wokeness like three or four years ago, bro, they would fucking call for your censorship. Yeah, they will come for you, especially when they're in ways that they were doing men on film. There's an episode where we're fucking the camera falls. They give it to snaps. Yeah, the camera falls on them and weigh in and he become heterosexual or Southern. And then they were like, will touch you? Let me make it to life away from you, man. That up was though. How about when he played handyman?

42:18He played mentally retarded. I love that one. Oh my god. He played my favorite movie. Yeah, a handycapped superhero. It was any of the superhero movie about him. Candyman. He would fly like this. Yeah. Dude, this show was wonderful. It was hilarious. Wildly offensive, but so funny. Even fire marshal bill, bro, I was just gonna bring that up. I'm gonna tie that something. The guys fucking whole face is burned on. Jesus Christ. My daughter's a bird baits them by the way. That's hard, bro. That's what you'll get. Yeah. It's a wild that shows like that. That one, bro. I hit him at the time. Oh, wait.

43:04Well, so was that other movie. We were just talking about that Ace Ventura. Ace Ventura. Yeah. Yes. When you find out that she's a trans person and the dick comes out and everybody starts throwing up. Ah. Ah. Ah. First of all, I don't buy it. Even if she had it turned to that photo again. That's Sean Young, right? That's Sean Young. Yeah, when she was hot. So even if she had a dick, there's a lot of guys who would be like, listen, nobody needs to know about that dick. Nobody needs to know about that, man. That dick is between you and me and I can use it. I'm in between me, bro. I just looked at it and go, well, that's a big ass skin tag you got right there.

43:44The skin tag. Ooh. Yeah. All those shows like, I mean, what are the other great sketch shows? Matt TV had some bangers. Matt TV. There were some bangers on Matt TV. But it's another show. Second city TV. I feel like someone knows. Kids in the hall. Kids in the hall. Kids in the hall was fantastic. That was great. You know, I was a kid's in the hall fan, but I didn't really start watching it. Like, really get into it until after I met Dave. Like, I didn't know much about kids in the hall. I knew it was funny and everybody said it was funny, but I don't think I'd ever even watched a sketch. And then I became friends with Dave doing news radio.

44:26And then I started really getting into it. I'm like, oh, this is... That guy had a very neat or still does have a very, very unique sense of humor. He rewrote like, I don't know what percentage, 40 % of like the lines on news radio, like on the set. He rewrites things all the time. And he was always like coming up with a better way to do something. It always had like a sense of like a pacing. That's a totally different thing, man. When you're making sketches, like sketches, like to be able to do that and do a lot of like, really funny scenarios that are unique. That's a very... It's hard, right?

45:04Because we want to end it, huh? Well, it's a totally different way of thinking. No, Gilean Keaves is another fantastic one. That to this day, like the problem with that show is like it's got this amazing fan core fan base. But it doesn't... It's way funnier than the amount of people that have seen it. It's way funnier, which is crazy because Shane Gillis is one of the biggest comics in the world. Yes, he's one of the biggest comics on earth. He's selling out a reen as everywhere. Yes. But yet people don't realize how good Gilean Keaves is. It's like, there's the one where they do the only fans dad.

45:41It's one of the hardest I've ever laughed in my fucking life. It's so funny. It's so funny and so crazy. And because no one's telling them what to do, they're just doing what's funny. And that's what got fucked up. There were so many fucking nannies around everybody, telling everybody what you can and can't say. And so many subjects you can and can't cover. Like, you got to stay out of the way. Just like the managers in the early days. You're telling you really pain. You need braids. No braids, bro, with beads. And you talk about the beads when you're on stage. You're like, what? You're in the world of suit.

46:15Shut the fuck up. Get out of here. I remember one time, bro, they told me to wear a suit. And I wore it and that's how Joe D. had wearing a suit. I said, bro, we look ridiculous, huh? Joe D. He was wearing a beanie. I remember I called him the Coca -Cola bear. He got mad. Suits are a weird move, but they're sometimes fun. I've worn suits on stage before. It makes you feel different. It does. Do you feel like you're going to like change your posture or? Now you just feel like more of a motherfucking professional bitch. Look at this. And a well tailored suit is what you really want. The kind of modern suits you can move in them.

46:52Like they have like stretch to them, which is different than, you know, what I... When I was a kid, I thought of suits. I thought I like your handcuffed. Like you can't move good. Yeah. Like you can't kick someone with fucking suit pants on. You know, you can't move well. I know. I always see Johnny Carson as suits. Yeah. And those suits look tight as hell. Well, it's just the fabric suck back then. Especially if you're a bigger person, you know, if you lift weights or something like that. You have muscles. Everything's going to be constricted and tight and all fucked up. It's not going to fit good.

47:25So suits now, if you get a good one, like I got mine made by David August. They do them for the UFC. Yeah. I've had to make a bunch of suits for me. They're amazing. They do it to your actual shape. I mean, I don't want to make fun of the other guy. But you're a now -themed, you know, you're a big muscle guy. But it doesn't look like you're coming out of that suit when you're wearing real good on you. Yes, because they make it to your shape. And you know, it's a false force, man. They're about to just come out and they don't like fucking orangutized. Bro, they're like, like, Mr. Hyde. Well, you know, a lot of those dudes are bigger than me anyway.

48:03That's a big deal. There's a certain size that you get. Like if you put the rock in a suit, it still looks ridiculous. It's like, what the fuck are you made out of, dude? First time I met him backstage at the UFC. And he had cowboy boots on, right? So he's done things. Cowboy boots. Yeah. He don't even seem like a real person. Like when you meet him in real life, you're like, how? What the fuck are you? He's like a superhero. Yeah. Like you're seeing like a real live superhero. A super nice guy, man. He came and worked out with us. We all worked out Tony Hinchcliff, Derek, Hassan. We all fucking lift the weights together, hung out, gotten the sauna, Shane Gillis.

48:39We're all just chilling with the rock, working out with them. Like no cameras, no nothing. I was like, let's fuck, we don't have to post this. Let's just have some fun. It's like, fuck yeah. He was cool and shit. Cool and shit, man. Wow, that's amazing, man. It was fun. I enjoyed talking to him. It was a good guy. I was in the air at the Delta. And I started Jason Mahmouah. Oh, he's another one. And I said, look at two handsome for me. And I just said, what's up? No, I don't know how to meet people. I always, I always, I'm weird people all the way. Jason, I just like that. Jason was up. And then I didn't know that we were sitting almost close together on the airplane.

49:17Then he saw me again, bro. Then I said it was, uh, then I felt like I creaked a mod again, man. And then my wife was recording him, bro, recording him. But all of my phone, he thought I was recording him, but I met him in a Whole Foods parking lot. I met him in a Whole Foods parking lot in Woodland Hills. I was going to pick up some groceries and he was there too. I was like, what's up, man? How you doing? What's going on? We're talking. I think that was before he did Conan, which I still say to this day, the movie's not good. Like the Conan movie, it's kind of false part. But the way it looked was amazing.

49:53And he played Conan. And he's the perfect Conan. Like that's what Conan would have looked like. He wouldn't have looked like a bodybuilder. And there's no disrespect to Arnold. He looked amazing. But it's like Conan was just a big giant warrior. And when he played that guy, what was the guy playing in Game of Thrones? Crackle or something like that. I can't remember. It was fucking incredible at that. He played the other guy. Like that's Conan, man. Yeah. That's Conan. Someone needs to do a good Conan, the Barbarian movie. Go back and read the Robert E. Howard books. The books are great. It's this super depressed dude in like the 1930s.

50:29There he is. Right about this Barbarian. Yeah. Call Drago. That's right. There he is. Two people give me a thinking by. Bro, get a photo of him when he was Conan. Jason Mahmoa has Conan.

50:43Bro, he's the perfect Conan right there. That's what Conan's supposed to look like. That's how I supposed to look. That's the perfect Conan. That's the Conan you believe is real. That's a guy throwing a sword around his whole life. Yeah. Fightin' off dragons. He's not a bodybuilder. No. He looks like that. That's what it looks like in the book. Like that's fucking Conan. We're identical. That's Conan. I mean, someone needs to be the guy still capable of playing this character. Someone please. I wish Quentin Tarotino was into Conan. Quentin, if you're hearing me, please read the books. Quentin Tarotino doing Conan would be the most epic thing of all time.

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53:27But if he wasn't into it. If you could turn to him, I'd do it. Somebody should do it. It'll start with the ending. It'll be like the ending of the movie in the beginning and a confused. Somebody should do it. The books are great, man. Because it's all from the mind of this tortured, depressed dude who wants to kill himself. It'll be the first time that I'll use a co -in that movie with everybody saying they end up wearing over. I don't think they had that word back then. I think if you want to do it right, they'll make one up. I think if they really wanted to do it right, they should probably do it the way Mel Gibson did a apocalypse though.

54:02That was a bad af fucking movie. You felt that movie right? You know what I'm saying? Hearing the people say it. And the same thing he did with the Passion of the Christ. They spoke in the language. And it was all subtitles. They spoke in the language. So you were transmitted exactly how these people were sent. You felt like it was real. A apocalypse that you felt like it was real. There was no English in that movie. It is a blockbuster movie that is a wild action adventure movie. Then we were hardcore, man. Passion of the Christ. And it's a funny story. There's something about being sucked into hearing the actual language of the people that would be doing this.

54:42It's so much better than... Because whenever they do a Game of Thrones or something like that in another country, also, everybody has an English accent. Yes. That's how they do it. Instead of talking like an American, you can't talk like us. Because that would just throw people off. So you have to have something sort of a proper way. That's what the extra system is, man. If the extra system, the devil, wouldn't have an Irish accent. It would have been totally different movie. But the Latin accent, the whatever language, Latin language... Right, right, right. Yeah. Yeah. It's a bad thing. Yeah.

55:13You don't even know what the language is, but your fucking scared. It has to be exotic. You can't have the devil going, hey, you fucking piece of shit. I'm gonna fuck your eyeballs. You put it in my garage. Yeah, you can't have the devil talking like Jerry Seinfeld. I'm speaking up, Salutes. Yeah. You can have the devil with a whiny voice. Or a busting accent. That was the scariest thing about Mike Tyson. He's the antithesis voice. It's like voice that was so easy to make fun of. And he fucking murdered everybody. He was like, just... It was almost like he was begging you to make fun of his voice.

55:44Hahaha. Dangerous dudes. Yeah, it was almost like he was like begging you. You're like you, bro. You're like one of the guys. You're like to someone who doesn't know you personally. You're like trying me. No, I'm not like that at all, though. I'm really nervous. If I didn't know you and that's why you walk in the street and you're not Joe Rogan, I'd be like, okay, man. This guy's good fight. He's healthy. Stay away from him. I'm friendly. That's what we all need, my friend. We need friendly. But you've been friends since day one, though. I was talking to the driver, um, um, rebel. About, um, when you gave me that solo pipe.

56:25Mm -hmm. And then, um, you stayed up using it because of your pain. Yeah. And I remember, um, I was telling you that, uh, the reason it called solo pipe, because you're supposed to use it by yourself. But I remember I told everybody you gave it to me and everybody wanted to hate it. Hahaha. I remember I got it back. It was fucking hot. Yeah. I remember those things. I try to stay like, I think if you're smoking a cigar, like, butane is the way to go. You know, you burn the end of it, but you don't want to, like, keep doing it. You want to, I feel like a certain amount of this is a chemical, no matter what.

57:00Like, that's a chemical. You only want so much of that. You really should probably have matches. If you're going to like, if you're going to smoke a cigar. Matches. Yeah, you should really probably have matches. And I think if you're like a super cigar nerd, they do it even further. They take cedar and they light cedar strips and they use that to light their cigar. Those are super nerds. Cedar strips? Cedar strips, dog. Pieces of wood. They light little strips of wood. And they light from pure wood, then they light their cigar. These are super nerds when it comes to cigars. Like, they get into it.

57:33Oh, that's what that guy said. And, um, guys in New York, give me some ember. Give me some ember? Ember? Oh, that's that's that's that ember. What is ember? Fire? Oh. Oh, shit. Yeah, so these guys, they take little cedar strips and they light them on fire, and then they light their cigar from the cedar strips. So this way you're not getting any of the butane fumes. I don't even know how much you would get. I don't, you know. You get better later? Yeah, sure. You know how to work it? No. I think back. We're probably going to find out that every time you burn a lighter near you, you inhale like 10 times more than you ever supposed to in your life.

58:20We'll probably find something like that out someday. It can't be so good to have convenient fire. Fire that quickly means like you've got some funky gases that you're burning. You're burning some funky gases in there. Oh, horrible. Because I remember like laying a match and then you get the ugly ass. You know what's real bad? What? Sentent candles. Sentent candles apparently are not healthy. Jamie, Google that. Maybe I should say some sentent candles. Maybe there's a way to do it organically. We should find out if that's true too. Because that would be a good thing to know. Because I think there's some things in some sentent candles that you're not supposed to inhale.

59:06And when you're a person that likes to have candles and who doesn't, they're cool. You want to have candles in your house as dope. Like candlelight dinner with a bunch of friends as dope. Right? But I think it's the scented ones. It says it's the ones that are made from paraphernism. The ones that are made from paraphernism are the problem. It's a cheap byproduct primarily sourced from the refinement of petroleum. So you're burning petroleum. Paraphing is the most used candle wax worldwide according to the National Candle Association, the major trade association representing US candle manufacturers and their suppliers.

59:41So it's all candles made from paraphernism. However, few studies on candle emissions or their potential effects on human health exist and conclusions from the research are mixed. There is no overall conclusion that paraphern candles will either... Oh, excuse me, either will or won't harm your health. It says pulmonologist Dr. Sobia Farouk, a clinical assistant professor at the Cleveland Clinic Learner College of Medicine. But the risk may also depend on various factors including candle type and quality, how often and how long you're burning it, the airflow and the space where you're burning it, your health status and more and more.

1:00:19Well, either it's not good for you or it's fine. These are the options. So it seems to me like there's a little gaslight going on here. Like how could it be good for you to have petroleum burning in your house? I want you to show me a study that... Like, measure the fucking air in the room when you have three candles. Measure the air in the room when you have four candles. Keep going. Tell me when I'm going to get lung cancer from this shit. Because... Wow. Yeah, benzene. A known carcinogen is another VOC released by paraphern candles. Hawk added. Long -term exposure to this chemical has been linked to blood disorders such as leukemia when inhaled benzene can also be a respiratory irritant.

1:01:08Which means it could probably... Yeah. Fuck. Fuck, I'm sorry. People think candles are cool. Oh man. But what about... What is a candle that you can use? Like, there's got to be candles that are not bad. I hope I was candle that I've gotten them a size part of who are safe. New candle. Oh, now. Candles made from soy wax, beeswax, or sterin, coconut oil, or animal fats are often considered healthier. But anything that is burned amidst harmful particulates or chemicals, Evan said. So these candles also release VOCs into the air. It's just that paraphern wax is usually more polluting according to...

1:01:48Oh, great. So they all suck. The risk of toxic emissions is greater when candles are scented or died. Which is another reason why paraphern free candles aren't immediately in the clear. This is because artificial fragrances have VOCs, including thalates, which have been linked to learning and behavior problems, obesity, and paired development of the reproductive systems, and more. Evan said the unscented candle in the 2015 research also caused concerning concentrations of toxins, but had the lowest amount compared with its scented counterparts. Yeah, by what ratio? I wonder how much lower. Candle...oh, the National Candle Association maintains that candles are safe for use in the home.

1:02:32A spokesperson said in a statement. First of all, you can't totally say anything's safe. Because I was dating a girl once and she burnt her fucking house down with candles. That's exaggerating. She burnt a wall in her house. What was she doing? She just let her candles burn down and something caught fire. And it lit the side of her fucking bedroom hall. Her wall was not fire. She liked candles. So they're not totally safe. It's fire. Fire's not totally safe. Fucking lighters aren't totally safe. You can't say it's safe. You could definitely do something stupid with it. You know what's safe? Marshmallows.

1:03:16Marshmallows are safe. Let if you let them. It's not good to eat. They're bad for your body, but they're fucking safe. They're not going to kill you. Unless you burn them to make more with a lighter than a fork. You know what's supposed to be really bad for you? Paper straws. Paper straws have those forever chemicals in them. See if that's true. Otherwise, well, cut this out without getting sued by the paper straw industry. Oh, speaking of straws, right? Everybody knows that paper straws came around because everybody saw that video of that turtle with that straw. That's the only reason why we started looking at paper straws different than everything else, right?

1:03:53Paper with a plastic. Plastic. Okay. Plastic straws came about. Did I say paper? Plastic straws came about because of that video of that turtle with the plastic straw in his nose, right? Remember that? Yeah. It was an internoal, right? Yeah, deep, deep in the turtle's nose. New studies found that 90 % of paper straws tested contained forever chemicals or PFAS compared to 75 % of plastic straws. So even plastic straws have those fucking chemicals in them, but it's even worse for you to use paper straws. Paper straws assessed by researchers at University of Antwerp, Belgium, and were found to contain more forever chemicals per polyfluorochol.

1:04:37Fluorochol? How do you say that? Give it a shot. Polyfluorochol. Yeah. Substances or PFAS is then plastic, but all of them are bad for you. What it's basically saying is that even straws, 75 % of plastic straws have tested that they contain forever chemicals. That's not good. So all of it's bad. We should probably abandon the idea of straws. I like McDonald's straws, the big fat ones. Here's what you don't want. A metal straw and a Stanley and then fall on your face. Okay, because people have done that. 80th. Well, listen, I've fallen before. No, but I've fallen before. With a straw? No, I haven't, but I imagine.

1:05:20Just because you fall with a straw doesn't mean you're an idiot, but people got to be aware that that's basically a metal shank that's going to go right through your face if you trip. You got to carry that thing if you're like clumsy. Like, as if you're carrying a knife, like move away from your body. You know, don't catch your body with it if you fall down and stab yourself. I know, man. You wouldn't let your baby hold that while you're holding it. Yeah, yeah, why are you holding that? You're not ready for that yet. Yeah, ready. Well, especially if you're clumsy. Clumsy people should really know their clumsy and be super careful with their carrying.

1:05:56Are you clumsy? Yeah, man. Don't carry a rake. I was outside over there going, I was holding that baseball and I'm looking at the werewolf. I'm thinking, I'm thinking of my wife. I bet you're like a throwing a knuckleball and making a fucking down werewolf mouth. You're gonna fuck something up, sit down. Yeah, don't fuck up my werewolf, bro. That's one of my prized possessions. And even if you get hit, what does that prove? Don't want to break the werewolf's teeth. What are you trying to prove, Felipe? That's still good to throw a knuckleball. We have good baseball players. Hell no. No, but you had a good knuckleball or no?

1:06:32No, I was good at playing street ball with a tennis ball and I could make I had a good junk on a tennis ball. We would put over like a regular fastball. Yeah, not to make that shit. Dude, we used to play stick ball in the street. That was fun. We're kids. I don't get that game. I we competed the other day to learn how to play because they're having like a stick ball torn them in a New York last week when I was there. Yeah, that's the video I saw. Yeah. Yeah, they were having a tournament. Other veterans that used to play stick ball in New York showed up to play. Oh, we slid on the concrete bro.

1:07:05Yeah, bro. But I never knew the game because in our lay, we played over the line. That's a good way to get a staff infection. Look at that. Lining on concrete. Good way. They're getting pumped. Yeah. That looks like a guy who plays really good stick ball. Terrible. Yeah, it's a city thing. A broomstick, right? When I played it, when I lived in Jamaica, playing, which I'll, we'll place outside of Boston, we played that. We should play stick ball in the street. People get mad at you, hit their car with a tennis ball. It was stupid. But kids are just always looking for something to do back then. Now they're all online.

1:07:41I used to play crazy games growing up, bro. I don't appreciate kids don't play that anymore. I used to play this game called Webels, which is called eggs. We used to put like a bunch of holes on the floor with your name on it. Somebody would throw a tennis ball. Whoever the ball laughs on that hole, that person has to grab that ball and fuck somebody up in the back before they get it, make it to the wall. That person you hit has to grab that ball and then hit people on the way back before they get to the other side of the wall. If you miss everybody, you get an egg on your little hole. And once you get four of them, we all take turns fucking you up with a tennis ball, while you're just dandering at this.

1:08:22Jesus Christ. Yeah, there was no cable back then. And we didn't want to join gangs. I think you did. And we didn't want to read it. You guys had a soft core gang. We didn't have no boys' guts.

1:08:36That's a crazy way to make friends. And you got a big suicide, though? I don't remember. How's it go? It's a handball court, a wall, and you throw a ball. And there's five kids, and you catch it. But if you miss it, everybody starts fucking you up. You never play that. You make it to the wall.

1:08:57No, I never play that. Go suicide. Never play that. I will tell you, everybody stands by the wall and you throw the ball against the wall. You try to catch it. And if you miss, they fucking jump you until you get to the wall with the ball. Fuck that. Oh, that's why we got videos of a gym. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, requires at least two players. Can have as many as can be accommodated by the playing area. This is funny when they take a game like this and they break it down. Like these are the rules. We did play a wall ball. We called it a wall ball. You called it a wall ball.

1:09:36Did you do it like that? It was honestly, yeah, instead of if you fucked up, you'd have to stay on the wall and people could throw the ball. There it is. Right there. Yeah. They're open. Yeah. Until the player touches the wall, they're open to be pegged, struck hard with a thrown ball by the player who caught it. If a player comes into contact with the ball but fails to catch it, they're also open to be pegged. I mean, that's what it was. It's tough word to use. That's what it is. Get me hit by a tennis ball is a good thing to get hit by, though, right? It sucks. Like if someone's throwing it, it sucks.

1:10:06But it's not going to kill you. There's always an asshole kid that didn't like that kid that was going to get hit and he'll put that fucking ball in a shitload of water and mud. Oh, that's a problem. He's cheating. He can't cheat. That guy's also, remember, is that person that put the gate hit by the ball runs home? We'll fucking chase him home, but beat him up in front of his mom.

1:10:32Boy, that's why cable is important. Yes, that's why the internet is important. You two got to keep people pacified. Take talks to your life. Imagine if it did. Imagine if it saved a few lives, people just at home scrolling instead of outganging banging.

1:10:48You know, I mean, everybody gets addicted to it. If you just don't go out and do terrible things because you just scroll and stare at your TikTok. I know, man. I don't know if kids do a shop lift for fun. I bet they do. You know, there's been like famous people that have been caught shoplifting. I think a lot of people who shopl... You shopliving there little? I did. You were hungry? No, no, no. I was just dumb and young. And I got caught. You don't do it now, right? No. You see the opportunity. No, no, no. I did it like a couple of times. It was like candy bars and shit. When I was just hanging around with a bunch of bad kids and we would do that, it was a thrill.

1:11:25You'd go to a store and steal something. And I think we probably did it two or three times and I got caught. I don't do it anymore. But I'm so stupid. I know. But sometimes I'm walking around and I see like a pack of donuts. But they're far from what donuts are. Let them buy the shoe and they're open. And I'm like, I'm all high looking at the donut and they're like, yeah, you're lost. Joey Diaz used to swipe lighters from 7 -Eleven just to stay sharp. He put the head money. He put the head money. He went swipe lighters. Just to stay on his toes. How you doing, brother? I saw him. I saw him do that while he's talking to the guy and he put his knickers.

1:12:12Yeah, he's got some hand movements to distract you. I think over the game, man, that road coming with Dubro on the way to a gig who could shop and lift the most shit out of the gas station. That's not good for our reputation. That's not good for our reputation. What you get is power bars traveling into janeers. Get power bars. A gas station food, man. Those times when you're on the road and all you're eating is garbage. Hell yeah, man, you got to buy a grilled cheese there and put pork rice in there from the package. You got to take a chance with the bean and cheese burrito that you microwave.

1:12:46You have to open that strip of plastic. Those were good. You were hungry. You were hungry. Every now and then you got like good food at a gas station. You're like, why doesn't everybody do this? Sometimes you go to a gas station and it's like a gas station, but it's also like a hot -go spot. Fried chicken, cheeseburgers. You're like, damn, those cheeseburgers. That was like a legit fucking cheeseburger. Okay. Where am I? This is dangerous here. I mean, you would make more money, right? That's what Bucky's figured out. You go, you know what I the fuck you want. We got it, dude. We got barbecue, pickled digs.

1:13:19Let's go. We got eggs, cheese, milk. You could buy a house. You could buy a fucking sled. What do you need? Fish and poles. You need a hamburger, what else? We got a shit. We got a cooler and a Traeger grill. We got those. We got a shower in the back if you want a shower. They're making it Disney Bucky's and it's going to have rides in there. You know, there's a wall. We're going on with Bucky's. There are claim that these people copied their logo. Which one? Chuckies. No, there's another spot that has like another kind of an animal. Yeah, they do that with all that's knockoff. They knockoff. And that wherever that is, they knockoff all sorts of stores.

1:13:53I'll try to find that. Is it another country? Yeah, I think so. Oh, I thought it was in America. Yeah, it's in Mexico. Oh, interesting. Oh, Mexico loves do that. Do there's a fake? I've seen that. No, no, no, no. That's not it. That's the fake Bucky's in Mexico. Put that picture up again. Put that picture up again. Oh my god. Ha, ha, ha, ha. There's a fake in it. Now it makes it go to. Oh, that's so funny, man. And it's a fake in and out in a color for you. Yeah, I've seen the fake in and out in Mexico. There's a fake one in California. Yeah, it's called easy takeout. And I think they used to be the same uniform, same stand, same burgers.

1:14:34But they just added a breakfast burger. It's called easy takeout in West Corvina. Wow. So it copied the logo. It's very similar here. Oh, let's look. Oh, this is what the lawsuit is about. Same city to look. Temple, Lupus, Mexico. Oh, yeah, they even got a little gap in between. It's like a little gap between it. Bucky's knockout. Lucky spotted. He's lucky to have two teeth. But that's the one in Mexico, right, Jamie? They both, I told you, they both. They both. But I don't think this other one is in Mexico. I might be wrong. Month ago, two months ago, Bucky's taking legal action against Mexican company.

1:15:07Shut up. That's really my pie. I was looking. Oh, okay. Well, what was that animal? That was like a, he, the Bucky's is a beaver. Right. So what was that other animal? Was the, the lucky. Who's lucky? Is it lucky a rabbit? Like, what is lucky? Lucky is also a beaver. Okay. Oh, my God. Oh, we have this thing. He has a pompador though. Let me see it. Where's luckies? What a widget dumbass is. Oh, my God. It is a beaver. What is it? He went up so, oh, he's like, it's a raccoon. Oh, it's a raccoon. Oh, okay. Now you can't do that. He's a mask, man. He's a bandito. Why can't you do that, though? Why can't you have harries?

1:15:47Or how about George's and have curious George? They're good, you know? Yeah. Get together, little franchise. Curious George. I love Curious George. Oh, and? Would that be okay? Like, if they have George's, would they get suit? Or we have a different lawsuit. Let's see. There is a different lawsuit. Superfuels trademark infringement. Let me see. Because you imagine if like the owners, whoever owns the, the, yeah, this is even, this is a little different. Whoa. Because that's like a, uh, uh, uh, super fuel. That's the one I saw, super fuels. So there's, it's just, they're saying it's because it's got a smiling animal.

1:16:22And the red hat. See, I don't know. I'm not on board with that one. You're trying to see what they're trying to. I'm not on board with that one. I can't, I can't think that you could own the idea of having any kind of cute animal as a part of your logo. That seems kind of ridiculous. I don't understand copyright law, but doesn't that seem like a little ridiculous to you? Yeah. What if it's, uh, what if it's a cat and you make it kiddies and you have a cute little cat? Are you telling me that I can't make a business called kiddies? That depends where you're, where you're doing business at and how, how much of a copyright you have kind of like is it nationwide?

1:16:57Did you have an international copyright, which is really tough. Right, but is that a copyright infringement if you have kiddies? It depends on what, if you don't say, like, imagine someone has a copyright to the ability. I don't understand any of this stuff. So clearly I'm talking out of my ass. But imagine if somebody has a copyright to just owning the ability to use a cartoon character in your logo. That seems completely insane, doesn't it? Yeah. But what's his name? This is comedy club in, um, Tommy Teese. He used to have the Lauren Hardy, the, the, the, what you call it, the Lauren Hardy, logos.

1:17:35Lauren Hardy? Yeah, it was like, yeah, and for his comedy club, and he got, uh, he got a suit by, um, bowls of the clown. He owned the, the, the, the, the cartoon, anything that you put cartoon on it with Laurel Hardy's face. Imagine going back watching Laurel Hardy. Imagine showing somebody that had no idea about American culture at all. Yes. Going back and you show them Laurel Hardy and then right after you show them, she'll show when Dave plays the blind white supremacist. Yes. Black. Yeah, like I, but imagine, imagine seeing like what this is what comedy started out as. And this is comedy later.

1:18:21That is a wild ride. Yes, man. That's a wild ride. The ride from like Abbot and Castello. Yes. Who's on first? Who's on for any canter, bro? Who's any canter? Any canter was the first comedian to do radio. And, um, and he was, uh, cause I have a history for a full podcast. So I learned about the, the history of stand -up comedy. Plus I read that. I watched the documentary, but he was one of the first guys, but he was a, he was very clean, bro. He's saying. And, um, can we hear some of this? Here's some of this. I did a little roll.

1:19:01He was getting paid $500 for five minute shows already.

1:19:10Yeah, he can't turn. He was the first, but right after he had a radio comedy show. What is it? I'm trying to hear what he's saying. What is he saying? He's thinking. Some fog -dilled nonsense.

1:19:35The dumb ones don't have to make love. Yeah. Jesus Christ. The dumb ones know how to make love. That sounds like something Theo would say on stage. And, um, I like him dumb. He'll be in a radio, bro, talking, and then he'll pinch the chicks in their butts. Oh, God. Yeah, and they're like, they wouldn't say nothing. They'll find you a woman and say, so they, Mr. Cancer. And he had a fire.

1:20:05Well, kind of remember, like, people back then were basically barbarians. Yeah. 1920s people. Bro, back then it was World War One, bro. Back then, for a set of comedians, like, what I found out was imagine you're doing gig 200 dollars back then, right? And the promoter says, I'm not going to, the gangsters, I'm not going to pay you. And that's, you don't get paid. And they call it cops. You have a couple of three vagaries walking around downtown. And then your three comedians walking around town with no hotel, no pay. Yeah. And they're going to pick you up for being a hobo now. Yeah. You could get stiffed for sure.

1:20:39But that was back then, bro. Yeah. And that was the hard time. Imagine from then to now. Well, I think there's probably still a lot of shit going on there for a lot of guys that are coming up. But it's just now there's more real gigs. Yeah, better gigs. Well, it's comedians more accessible, you know, because of YouTube and everything. Comedy is just way, it's everywhere, you know, like you're special. Well, tell everybody. Oh, I was special right now. What a segue. Yeah, I'm a special right now. We're on Netflix, Raging Fool. We shot at the Chris Theater Sacramento two shows. My wife directed it and exeggared produce.

1:21:15She exeggared produce all my specials. But we shot it with our own money. And we paid everybody. And then we sold it to Netflix. America, two year deal. Oh, that's awesome. So we all did great. I love the tracksuit. Yes, because I'm raging bull because raging fool. Yeah, I love the tracksuit. It's dope. Because I was watching that movie Raging Fool. Yeah. And I was thinking that when Jake Lamar had nothing left to do in his life, he had nothing how to make money. Right. He said, you know what? I'm going to be a comedian. So, and I thought, wow, he had nothing else to do in his life. So he figured out that I'm going to do stand -up comedy.

1:21:56Because that was the last thing for us. It was like the first thing. Well, that happens is actor sometimes too. And the career is kind of dwindled. They start doing stand -up. That happens. And he had like, he saw the movie Raging Fool when he did stand -up. And he had a bar called Jimmy's Corner Bar. And that bar is still there. You know, stand -hope was friends with him. Really? Yeah, because that guy lived down in Arizona where stand -hope lived. Oh, that's cool, man. Yeah, he's like got photos of him hanging out over his house. Yeah, Jake Lamar was stand -hope's boy. And that's a real story.

1:22:31And Jake Lamar was a character. Yeah. That was a wild fella. A wild crazy fella. And got Dan Robertson here on narrow. Fucking nailed it. Nailed it, huh? Nailed it. Nailed it. I mean, nailed it. Like, he looked like an animal when he was Jake Lamar, like the younger Jake Lamar. Did you fuck my wife? Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. He was so scary. He was so scary because he was just out of his fucking mind and so dangerous. And it was based on a real guy, man. And the movie is real close to how that guy was. Jake Lamar, when he was in his prime, he was a fucking monster, man. I like when he looked at his hands and he goes, you don't like his hands?

1:23:13Because they're not big, I guess. He goes, I can never be a heavyweight. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Crazy. That's crazy. That's a different kind of human, man. And back then, there was a lot of people like that. You got to go back and put your mind into what it must have been like to be Jake Lamar growing up and like what? So what year was Jake in his prime? Well, what year did he fight? Sugar Ray Robinson. Let's ask that. Jake Lamar versus Sugar Ray Robinson. 52? 59? 42. 42. 42. Okay. Madison Square Garden, 1942. So you got a mansion. Wow. You got to just put your mind into the type of people that live back then.

1:24:02I mean, like cars were new, sewage was new. Like people had been coming over and boats. Criminals were everywhere. Crime was everywhere. Organized crime was the rule of the law in all the Italian communities, the Irish communities. You know, that was the thing. 42. Yeah. This was just the United States. It's like, you ever watched that movie, Gangs of New York? Yes. Yes. Fucking great movie, right? That's a fucking great movie. And probably pretty accurate. Yes. Roughly pretty accurate the way life was back then. Some of the gangster that were in that movie were actually real people. I believe it.

1:24:42Like that woman in that movie, I think you talked about it. The one need to collect ears and put them in a jar. Yeah. Yeah. Sugar and actual real person. Share the bar where people were just put, have a jar full of pickled ears and nose. Who's this from Peabrieth fights? Oh my God. Jesus. And they'll have fights in the bag with them. I'm all goose fighting a dog. Oh my God. Gangs of New York, man. That movie is so because we don't think of New York that way. You think of New York as like New York City. Well, it was kind of dangerous in the 70s. And then, you know, Giuliani cleaned it up. And then, you know, it's pretty commercialized in a lot of ways.

1:25:22It was still a beautiful city. But New York during the time of that, whenever that film was supposed to represent, was a wild, crazy, almost like wild west type place. Like we think of wild, we think of those kind of scenes when you think of a wild west movie, right? Right? Yeah, they're good by the ugly. Yeah, you think of people getting stabbed and shot. But that was happening over there too. It's not like it never happened on the East Coast. And they only did it on the West Coast. It was people. It was happening in the whole country. And they had just gotten, I mean, these people just gotten done with a fucking civil war.

1:25:58Right? Yeah. Because back then, you got to think, 1940, you go to the like the 1860s to the 1940s, that's not that much time. No. That's pretty quick. That's 80 years. 80 years. A lot of those fuckers are still alive. Yeah. Staying in Tadati, stay crazy. And then you got more immigrants coming in on boats. No YouTube to watch. Just a women of prayer. Someone told them to come. I always think about that man. Like when Jesus, I was here. She supposedly was real. She was Maggie. How can Maggie? Jesus Christ. I think about when the Irish are coming in at the same time as that movie's happening. And they told them, you want a free meal?

1:26:40You want a five -year country? And they give them a uniform and their families go off to New York and they go off to fight the South. Jesus Christ. Just imagine coming to another boat and someone just has your gun and a piece of bread and go go fight for America. And I think about that. Like why are some hardcore people right there, man? You want to, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hardcore people. Different times, man. Desperate. Yeah. And then people look older than they do now. Oh, yeah. They go cold quick. Yeah. You look at a person's photo and you go, how old are that kid? He looks like 70. I have 25 -year -old kid working in a coal mine.

1:27:14Yeah. Working in coal mines, those people all got sick. They all got fucked up. I mean, that's environmental pollution that you're signing up for. Like you're going to go breathe cold dust no matter what. You're everyone gets, they all get horrible fucking, what is that black lung? Black lung. That's terrifying. Terrifying. And then you've got people that just live around coal plants. And they're breathing that shit and they don't even, they're not even a part of that business. I know, man. Like Wilkes Bar, Pennsylvania. Bro, there's a place that we showed a video once. It was, was it Indiana, Jamie?

1:27:48Yeah. Yeah. So there's like three coal plants near this city and these people that can wipe their windshield and they have black soot on their fingers. Shut up. It just falls in the sky. Yeah, it's in America. So these people are for sure breathing that shit in. For the, the fifth book, Indiana. Indiana. Yeah. That's scary. That's scary. And that's a fraction of what's going on in China, bro. Oh yeah, because when I was, I was in Seattle and I was waiting, I was crossing the, waiting for the car to pass. I was going to my show and I saw a, it was like a two mile train and it was all coal. Coal.

1:28:26Bro, black coal coming from Minnesota and I asked the cop that was what's that in there. I go, I didn't know we still mind coal. And he goes, wow. We don't use it, but it's all going to China. Really? Yeah, like it was like a mile, bro of coal and they had no cover on it. That's crazy. And it was just falling off. They say that, I don't know how much coal flies. I don't know shit about coal. But I just know about the guy told me there was a mile train of coal coming from Minnesota on that one line. And there was a boat. I can see the boat where it was going. Wow. And it's all going to China. Yeah.

1:29:06Yeah, they're full steam ahead with coal. Hey. So much to check to see if maybe they know something we don't. I know, man. What are they producing for that coal? They're doing a lot. I mean, they produce so many of the things that we need, which is one of the craziest things that we all found out when everything got locked down. You couldn't get anything because so much of what you wanted was made in China. They're like, oh my god, or made in Russia or made in anywhere where they had a come in on a ship. You know, like that became a real fucking problem. I thought it was made in Akron, Ohio. Yeah, they hardly make shit here.

1:29:41In comparison to what we consume, we consume way more probably out guest than any country of a similar size. And you have dark still rocking the Samsung. I love it. I love in a comic holds out and doesn't go iPhone. Oh, no, man. I like the big or phone. And a little pen. You like the pen. You're one of those guys. Which one is that? The old one. Is that the S24? That one. That one. S24 Ultra? Yeah. Is that the newest one or the one right before it? Right before it. There's a new one that just came out. It's pretty dope. How you're in a half a go, I think. No, yeah, that's the old one. That's the S24 Ultra.

1:30:21I have that one. That one's sick. It does look cool. It's a good shit. Good video, right? Yeah, it's great. Great. A lot of stuff. But the interesting thing is the AI. So what I like about is I can go to a website. And if I open it up in the Samsung browser. And then I'll, I can say summarize. And it'll summarize the website for me. Oh, they didn't know that. Yeah. So if there's something that's taking forever for you to get to the point, because you want me to keep scrolling and scrolling and scrolling and scrolling and scrolling, while you show ads all over the place, that's a trap. So it'll just tell you, oh, there's an asteroid that might hit Earth within the next, you know, fucking 60 years.

1:30:57Like, oh, great. There's a 3%. What is a percent chance? Down to 1 .5%. Thank God. On 1 .5%. I think I think a picture is like a picture of you, right? And then do that one screen. Yeah. And then I circle it and then I'll find a sweater for me. You, that's cool. Yeah. That's really cool. I think that's available on all phones now. I think the new iPhone update has that as well, where you can Google search a thing and it'll show you where to buy it. That's what my wife only wanted. She wanted like to have it where you watch in television and you pause it with your finger and make a circle and then it just ships to your house.

1:31:34You know when people are going to be fed up with that thing when first of all, you can only buy so much shit. But second of all, like what, what happens? Like, you know those, those glasses that they wear now, those meta glasses? Have you seen this Harvard kid? Oh, the one that you could record now? Yeah. I've seen those. Some Harvard kid figured out how to use facial recognition software with that. So he sees you, gets a photo of you, immediately gets a Wikipedia on you or whatever the fuck is available online. Seize your Instagram page, finds your address, and it was wild. You're like, wait, hit the brakes.

1:32:13I'm like the T1 ,000 Terminator. Yeah. It's like hit the brakes. Hit the brakes. But I don't think they can. Who's in a movie like that? Yeah, there's been a bunch of movies. Yeah, Roddy Piper was like that. Oh, they live. They live. They live. Yeah. Right. That was aliens. I think about that when you have a gas thing like, what I mean, he's talking about those glasses from Roddy Piper. Similar. I think the Roddy Piper glasses, you put them on. You could see what everybody really looked like. You could see through the whatever energy field they were projecting. Because these alien creatures that were pretending to be people.

1:32:48And there's a lot of people that believe that now. I'm less inclined to believe that, but I'm open. I wouldn't want to get tricked. I mean, if there really are people that are actually aliens that are amongst us that look like people and behave like people. I, actually, this is the guy figured it out. Yeah, this is the guy figured it out. Yeah, this is the guy. Try to say his name. Felipe, hit me with it. I agree. What's the first one? Okay. Right there. Try that. Oh, it's, um, it's Anfou Nguyen. I think, uh, and Kay and Adolf Lo. I don't think they say Nguyen. I think they say Gwen, right? Because it's been a few fighters in the UFC, uh, Vietnamese fighters that have that, um, same spelling.

1:33:35And I think they say it as, keep finding out how they say it, Jamie. So it's Anfou Gwen. Okay. I could see it. Little Dutch there. And, uh, Kane, R .D. Fio, Artifio, Artifio. Um, so they figured out how to do this. Making up, maybe no. No, this is a real name. Anybody can do it. My name is, uh, Keith. But Keith scrolls, so we can explain. Uh, how it's possible to do it today. How to remove your information. Oh, geez. Literally like instructions. So it's showing how to remove your face from face search. Engines, which you're not going to be able to do eventually. It's getting weird out there. What?

1:34:21A blackface green face, bro. I had a friend of mine who came in here the other day and he, he's down to a flip phone. And his flip phone was interesting because it has, uh, Android on it. His flip phone, you could actually get text messages on it. And you have a little tiny ass screen on the flip phone where you can kind of clumsily type your way through a sentence. So you don't have to do it with like a full keyboard, like an iPhone or a phone. But you also, it's inconvenient. So you don't text as much. You don't go on these long -winded diet tribes. Like a lot of people do. You're just real simple.

1:34:52The whole screen is on there, but you can never get all the way around to read everything. Yeah, I remember those. It's a tiny little ass screen. Yeah. It's got regular buttons to make phone calls. And then on his little tiny ass screen, it's a tiny ass keyboard about that big. And you get in there with that tiny ass keyboard and you try to type a text message and then you can percent. And so it's inconvenient. So you don't go on Twitter. You don't check things out. You just get your text messages. It can do other stuff if you absolutely fucking need it to. But live your life, bitch. And he was in here with that.

1:35:24I was like, man, that seems cool. But I like watching YouTube on my phone. So I don't know what to tell you. That sounds like the Larry Bubbles Brown from several years ago. Yeah. He's to have the flip phone. David, tell? Wow. David, tell us a flip phone. Yeah. You should see him text my face. Does he have the Larry? Does he both have the original phone numbers when you first met them? No. No. They've all changed numbers. You have to change everything else. And then it's, you know, you got a purge. I got to keep moving. I think I still have my same phone number for the last 20 years. Damn. One of those dudes.

1:35:58I'll hold out. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes that's good. But it gets annoying sometimes. You know, it's all in, you got to manage your time. You change your phone number a lot. Nice people. People I trust. You got to manage your time. Yeah. You know, like the thing is about a guy like you, like your headline and you're on the road, dudes want to open up for you. You get the Netflix special. They want to hang out with you. It's like, you got to manage your time. Because you can't give your time away to everybody. Like, there's a certain amount of time you need for yourself. If you don't have that time, you need for yourself.

1:36:31You go off the rails. Yeah. You got to take time to re -center all the time, all the time. And if you're constantly getting this and that and that and that and that and that. You're constantly interacting. You're never alone. You're never without your ship. Yeah. I like, I get in a sauna and I stretch out every day. I get down there. I fucking stretch everything out. When you're doing that, you can't do anything else. You can't be just scrolling on TikTok. When you stretch and everything out. You got to just go through your routine. And then I clear my mind. And I feel like if you don't make room for that, you're going to fuck your life up.

1:37:07And I know that there's only so many people that I can entertain and help with stuff. There's so many people that are just a transactional kind of a conversation. It's not fun. It's not like, what's up, dude? Hey, what's up? Those are great. But then there's a lot of, could you do this? Would you do that? Will you fly to here and do it? And then like, hey.

1:37:31And enough. You know? So you got to like, no one to change number. What time you get up? It depends. Most days eight. I was up at eight. Eight is good. I tell you the three of late. My bro, I get about five every day. Yeah, I don't think that's necessary. Eight? Is it thing that people always want to do where they want to show themselves that they have the discipline to get up? I respect that. Like, Jaco does that. You know, Jaco Willink. No. No, he is. Every... Jaco is a... He's amazing, dude. He's a former Navy SEAL who is one of the most inspirational guys I know. And he writes books on leadership.

1:38:11Just brilliant guys. He has an excellent podcast. Solid dude. Brazilian Jiu -Jitsu Black Belt. And he... Like, every morning, he takes a photo of his watch. It says 4 .30 a .m. What's he doing, guy? This is... This is... Every morning when he's waking up, you get his shitty Iron Man. I shouldn't say shitty because they're fucking durable as fuck. I have to be new. Well, Iron Man triathlon watches. Oh, it looks like he got a new watch. That's a new watch, Jaco. You can't fool me. I know you're old watch. Go back to the old watch, pictures. So it's every day, 4 .30. His fucking watch. Sometimes 4 .14 takes a photo of it and then he works out.

1:38:49He's just a legit, dude. Wow, that's the decay. So that's him, though. He likes doing that. He likes doing that. Um... But he's not a comedian. You know what I'm saying? I think, like, for a comedian, you can't be that rigid. You'll get a little psychotic. You can't be that rigid. You got to have discipline, but you also got to have fun. You got to... So I don't get up at 4 .30. Fuck out of here. First of all, I'm up until at least midnight, almost every night. Me too. I get, like, most of my best, like, writing done and my best ideas when everyone in the house is asleep. So when everyone in my house is asleep and I'm up, I like that.

1:39:28Because I'm like, oh, cool. Everybody... I don't need... Nobody needs my attention. Now I can concentrate. And I get my... I can't concentrate when people are in the house. I feel like I should be hanging out and having fun and being with everybody. I don't want to lock myself up in my office. But that's the only way to write. But, for me, it's like late at night is where it's at. Because everybody's asleep and the world feels creepy. You know, at night, the world feels kind of dangerous and fucked up and stupid. It's like, you know, when you worry about war in the middle of the night, it's like one o 'clock in the morning in front of your computer, you're writing something on Microsoft Word, you're genuinely worried about war.

1:40:05Yeah. Genuinely worried that decisions that people are making in this country are going to one day come down on us with holy terror. One day just in the middle of the city just boom! Some fucking thermonuclear device that levels a place four times the size of Hiroshima instantaneously. I think about that kind of shit late at night. And you knew right? How do you make that funny? I don't sometimes. So it's not funny. But you... There's funny things attached to it. There's funny things attached to the way we behave. There's nothing funny about the potential for a complete annihilation of the human race.

1:40:49But there is something funny about this desire that we have to keep doing the same things we've always done and hope that somehow or another we get it right this time. Yeah. And we're on the verge of war all the time. And there's got to be some way to stop that other than funding more war. It's got to be a better way to stop it. That's funny. You said the virtual war and when you first started doing stand -up comedy, how many... There's been a lot of bridges of real wars, huh? Yeah, the first war when I was... So when was desert storm? Was that... That was two to the other shield. Which one was which?

1:41:33We had this conversation the other day. The other shield was with Norman Swarchoff. Zazirak and that's like 2003? Yeah. Right. The one I'm talking about is desert storm which was like 1990? Was it 1990, Jamie? That says there's... No, nothing exact same but it says there's the same. There's the same phases. Yeah, but the first invasion before we pulled out with George W. Bush in Iraq. Iraq evaded Kuwait on August 20th, 1990. Yes, I remember that one. Oh, yes. Okay. So when I ravened Kuwait in 1990, then we went to war with Iraq and I was living with my friend Jimmy and we were sitting with Jimmy DeTelio, shout out to Jimmy.

1:42:17We were sitting in our apartment in the living room and the war was on TV. And they're like, holy shit man, we're at war. I remember thinking this can't even be real. Which has happened at night, right? We started watching those air raids. Yeah, it started as desert shield and then when we started going after like hand was desert storm. Yeah. And what year was that? 90, that's just like a year later, 91. So desert shield was to protect and desert storm was to destroy. It was dropping off. Tricks had the best material about that. Oh my god. His material about the war was great. They have such sophisticated weapons.

1:42:51How do you know? We got the receipts.

1:42:55We love to arm puppet dictators and then fuck them up. You know, it's like, you know, it's like Clint Eastwood movie. Pick up the gun. You know, it's like dirty Harry. I tell you, I know you're thinking, if I were for or day and truth, I kind of forgot myself. My friend won the overgiver, man, when the guy is crying, could he kill somebody? He goes, that's what happened when you killed a man. You take away all you ever wanted and all he ever had. Yeah. That movie was the best western movie I think ever. Like of that kind of Clint Eastwood genre. That was almost like he was coming back to update it.

1:43:39You know, because he had all the bangers, you know, good, the bad and the ugly, fistful of dollars, like incredible. Oh, Josie Wells. Yeah. Oh, outlaw Josie Wells was, that was another level too. But then it's like unforgiven was the one where it like really gave you a sense of what it must have been like living in the wild west. It was just the people were more real. Yeah. It was like it was more updated to like the movies of that era, like the Morgan Freeman character. It was a fucking great movie, man. That's a great like western movie and just a hard story, man. So that line when they, when you go then there to get those people that killed Morgan Freeman, you just shot an unknown man.

1:44:20Yeah. He should have harmed himself. Yeah. If he's gonna decorate his place with a friend of mine. Yeah. That was a hardcore movie, man. That was a hardcore movie. You saw the, um, the, um, but in the funny that we always want to think about that kind of shit happening out west. We don't want to believe that that kind of same shit was happening out east. Yeah. Animals everywhere. Animals. Animals. People were animals back then. They were barely here. Hang on. Hi. Can you imagine if we had to do fucking stand up in 1820. Oh. You imagine, first of all, you're getting sick everywhere because there's no sewage.

1:44:58So everybody's just got shit in the streets everywhere. You go, you're breathing shit fumes or stepping in shit everywhere. That's what I think about now when I was those movies now, like gangs in New York. Yeah. I looked over somebody, man. Fuck it. Sticks. Oh, man. Oh, people are ignoring the fucking stick. There's a rotting body right there. Probably probably was so wrong. Fuck it. They didn't have anywhere to get rid of their shit. That's it. The little napkin that they had on the big white wig people, they had a little canker shift. And they were just carrier brought just to have perfume on them.

1:45:38They were putting a nose so they would have to smell like the poor people. Well, it wasn't just that, man. It was the shit in the streets because they didn't have cars. So they had horses. The horses would shed all over the roads. And nobody had a job picking it up yet. Oh, dude. One job was someone would just put down like a cankerchief so you could walk over it. Oh. We're just fucking cleaning up you lazy bitch. And throwing like shit water out of a pad. Look at this. Oh, shit. Imagine breathing that every day. There's no way that's good for you. You think sense it candles about you. Imagine the people that live back then.

1:46:20You were a monster plane. You were about to raise. Whoa. Pooke once flowed freely in the streets of New York. Look, so that was a poop pipe that would go right down the street. Jesus Christ. Oh, man, when I was in my grandmother's house in Mexico, they still had an outhouse to or they have no plumbing. Bro, isn't it interesting because this is a terrible way to live that people insisted on doing it this way? I was thinking the day that they figured it out, you'd be like, oh my god, what the? Imagine because you had to figure it out to get it to where it is now, right? So people had to go through that to get to the Manhattan of today where it's all super sophisticated, amazing hotels, amazing restaurants.

1:46:58But why would you stick around? Have you breathed in shit every day? Every day. You go live on a farm. I'd be like, fuck this experiment. This is terrible. This is not for us. This is for the benefit of people in the future. We're destroying. Soil, man, who carted away of America's waste. Bro, you know how sick people must have been back then? No antibiotics. Everybody's breathing in shit. You fall, you slip, you skin your knee, your knee gets infected with staff, you die. Oh, man. You got shit in your knee. I'm gonna put them. That's what it says. People are gagging as this cart would walk by.

1:47:31Oh, god. It's the summer day. It's the summer day. On a summer day in 1873, a cart stood on 6th Avenue in New York City filled to the brink with raw human ways. The cart was uncovered. Its contents exposed to the air and to the passers -by who wretched and gagged as they scurried away. Excriminate dipped off the sides of the cart. And the sidewalks and gutters were smeared with the stuff. The stench was so strong that it could be smelled from more than a block away. It was another day in pre -suer America. Bro. I mean, while you're reading. Here's the thing, man. This is after the Civil War. This is 1873.

1:48:15And you're in an Italy reading book talking about the streets are made of gold. Nice oil. Well, night soil. Night soil. Yeah, they used it for fucking, I mean, they used it for compost, right? People would just - People would just - People would just - People would just - People would just do the cloak of darkness so that polite society would be spared from confronting its own feces as the men carted the crap away leaving a trail of stench in their wake. Every year in cities across the country thousands of cards brimming with excrement rattled through the night streets. There was an antiquated solution to a modern problem.

1:48:56America's cities were full of crap. So the people were just throwing the shit in the streets. Yes. Oh, how much could those guys get paid? It's not possible. It's shitty. They got paid shit. What a shitty job. Yeah, you might have imagined being in a bar. I should imagine one. Those are the men. Oh, my. Bleh. Barrels. Oh, you get a horse pulled wagon filled with shit. That is so crazy. Whoa. So living back then was hell, bro. We're so lucky. And that's how they're going to look at us. These future beings that no longer have war, they no longer have greed or anger. These future beings that are connected to the hive mind, they're going to look back at us.

1:49:38Like the fully -banned Joe. They were living like idiots. They've got breasts. Don't go bit. One of the dumping grounds was a field near the White House where a marsh of washtonian waste putrified under the president's nose. This suggests that this may have been a contributing factor to president Harris' untimely death in 1841 since the White House water source was a mere seven blocks downstream. Oh, my God. I killed the president with shit water. Oh, my God. He died of dysentery. Bro, this is why you can't trust the experts who are looking out for your health. They didn't even protect the president.

1:50:17Somebody concocted this idea and they never even thought about the potential for ruining all the water that people drink. They just said, this is a good place to dump all this. No. Oh, nasty. People are so nasty. Oh, man. I don't think I bought them. That's so nasty. And condoms back there were probably still sheep's wool, right? Sheep skinned. Yeah, sheep and tits. Oh, my God. And so a woman, a guy, a woman was, she was washing the contraceptive. Yeah. Right after all this white wig guy threw it at her face. Wow. So she's using the same one for every man. Oh, my God. Oh, Christ. So they didn't have even by 1880s, two thirds of flushing toilets still just went into a backyard cesspool.

1:51:06Oh, man. Read this part here. Overflowing privy with a sight to behold. In James Bicab's 1882 account of New York street life, he described one man's yard in which the privy's contents drained down into a street sewer, forming a miniature loathsome Niagara of night soil. Niagara. The cascading sewage flowed right by the window so that a young, so that a man sitting on a chair at the window would not have to own, would not have only the odor, but also the views of this low some matter circulating at his feet in the pool below. Yeah, see, this is why everybody was so sick. This is why I started the plague.

1:51:48Well, also, like there's no fucking no one's clean. Color outbreak 1849. Yeah, I'd say that is the biggest breakthrough ever in the controlling of diseases. The biggest breakthrough is sanitation. You know, just thinking about the sanitation. Using these words, dumping grounds in this time period to this is the same time those bones were dumped in these river with who knows. Yeah, there's not enough vaccines in the world to protect you when you're living like that. You know, imagine the pharmaceutical drug companies who try to sell you if you were living like that, and they figured out how to counteract all the different things that you're inhaling in the air from human shit.

1:52:31They're so nasty, man. They're so nasty. They're killed bodies. Why, imagine him getting up in the morning, waking up in the morning. Good morning, everybody. I'm glad you just said that about dumping bodies because this is a thing I need to send you Jamie. I'm so glad you brought that up because I read this. I don't want to fuck this up. I want to figure out what the fuck this actually means. Here, I'm going to send this to you, Jamie. It's about liquid human remains. Liquid human remains. Yeah. So with this article saying, whoa, it's like an Instagram thing. I was talking about this. Then feeding fed back to the population via fertilizer on crops.

1:53:16That. So it's making both for lay. I hope it's not true. Making manure with people or what? I don't know. It sounds like they were using it for fertilizer, using people for fertilizer, and using people for supplements somehow or another. Like how they're saying you're boiling down a human body. Are the companies sitting in the family? I don't know, but also there's no DNA. So what did you need the body for? The whole body's DNA. What are you saying? There's no DNA. So what did you, you broke it down to chemicals and now it's okay? So you broke the human body, the container of a soul down to chemicals, and you're going to pour it on your flowers and that's okay?

1:53:53That seems weird. No, it's all made up. It seems weird. Like how the fuck, we should find out how the fuck they do it. Is there a video we can watch on them and villain it? And come on, come on. And how they liquefy the hot water. It's said hot water and something else. They added some other stuff too. But whatever, man, what the fuck, is this it? Oh my god, the most eco, let's listen to this. Can we, no, I'm not going to. Will they put them into a libel? No, Felipe, these are dead bodies. They're just cooking them. Cooking them up nice. And that's what they get, like little bones and pieces. Well, I want to be cremated, but if that's an option, you don't want your body being resold as fertilizer.

1:54:43It's just weird to pour dead people on top of your fucking carrots so they grow better. Sprinkle me. Sprinkle me. What are they breaking it down to? What are they breaking the human body down to that's valuable for them to do that? Like what is the stuff they're looking for? Let's find that out. First of all, we don't even know it's true. Yeah, no, I wouldn't take that as truth. I wouldn't even believe that. How would this be? Can you Google and see if there's other stories that say that I'm looking? Yeah, I'm like, Google. Okay, I'm not pushing it. I got to read. I got to read. Oh, I understand.

1:55:16Whatever it is, it seems like you're supposed to leave people alone. They're dead. Okay, we're supposed to be different than everything else on the planet. We love each other more than we love anything else. You can use monkeys for experiments. But some states allow the remaining liquid with its peptides, sugars, amino acids, and captured carbon to be reclaimed and repurposed as fertilizer. Yo. Yo. They're turning. Do they have to tell you, like how do they have to tell you if you're going to buy a haunted house? Do they have to, you know, if there's a house where someone killed his whole family in it?

1:55:48Yeah. They have to tell you that. Do you see that oak tree? That's the old Joe D. Is by the way. What? No, they're making them to soil, right? Oh, right. So you see that oak tree right there? We use the Joe ideas. But you do with particles. That's right, Cox. That's. Do you think they have to tell you, though, that you're buying dead people fertilizer, or they just consider it chemicals at that point? How do they get away with selling you dead people? Because it seems like if you had the option, hey, do you want like manure? Patatin, 1888. It's been around for a long time. Whoa, patatin, 1888.

1:56:26They've been boiling people and tournament deferralizers since the 1800s. So we have that machine, but not no fucking sewage. Wow. Trying to find out where they say that they've used it for other stuff. But the scary thing is what them saying that they use it for calcium deficiencies. Because that means you're feeding people, other people's bones, so they can get a source of calcium. But they guys be against it. Don't give it a hear. Maybe it's okay because the person consented. Yes, true.

1:57:01Combination, social, and it seems like it's solid plate. So body plus 95 % water, 5 % alkaline, basic chemicals, either potassium hydroxide or sodium hydroxide or a combo. Steril effluent water salt sugars amino acids, peptides, bone fragments, calcium phosphate. So that's what they get out of it. So they boil it down in this solution and they get out all these different things. Water salt, sugar, amino acids, peptides, and then calcium phosphate. And then I guess what do they do with the calcium? So if you're buying calcium, then you find out it's from dead people. They should probably let you know.

1:57:44You probably should have to let people know that. I drink dead people. You would sell a lot if you made it from dead people for sure. Like if you had a skull and crossbones on the bottle, there's a lot of assholes would buy that. But then people thought looking at that, like they'd look at chicken, how would they raise? Who can a parasite that you have? Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, if you're really into... They have anxiety problems? Are you really into eating someone? What if they were a fucked up person and you take a little bit of their soul inside of you and you go insane? Recreation, man. Well that's gotta be what's happening with the cannibals when they get that disease.

1:58:21And they all look at that. They get shaky. The pre -on disease that they get from eating each other? Do you ever have a stomach have that? I don't think so. I think you have to eat spinal tissue. You have to eat brain and spinal tissue. And it's a... they're called pre -ons. The thing about pre -ons is you can't even boil them. Like if you cook them at like a thousand degrees I think for hours, it doesn't kill them. If you ever get turned into a parasite and tell you what you're just doing with your human being, what you eat it? No. Why would I eat a person? Or would they tell you after a man you just ate a...

1:58:59Well I'd be really mad at that. They compose acraline body that we're made into chicken. Yeah, I wouldn't like that. Would you like that, Felipe? How not? Yeah, it would be weird. Need more salt please. Remember that movie, Soilant Green? No. There's an old, old timey science fiction movie. But people were being fed Soilant Green and then this guy figured out that Soilant Green is made out of people. And they're serving people like this fucking protein biscuit that's made out of humans. Oh, fuck. Yeah. But there's people that would do that. Is that the one with the old movie, right? There's people that would do that.

1:59:35Do they end with a woman boiling a foot? Oh, I don't remember that. Maybe. I don't remember. It was a long time ago. I just remember the premise of the movie. I probably haven't seen that movie in 20 plus years. I saw one where a guy was called a microwave massacre. Microwave massacre? That is guy murdered his wife. You know, microwave? And no, he cuts on her piece of that microwave of the body and makes lunches. And he takes them to work every day. Wait, this is a real guy? Real movie. Wait, my real movie or real person? It's a real movie called microwave massacre, but I'm probably based on a real guy.

2:00:08And he would take food that he made from people he murdered. And they would eat it at work. And they finally caught him. Everybody at work was throwing up. I think there was a woman who got caught eating her husband and serving him to the neighbors. Wow. How much you have to hate that, dude, to serve him to you? How much you hate your neighbors? So I'm going to watch these motherfuckers eat my husband. I want to cook it up nice. Cook up that ass cheek. Turn your nose for us. I hate you, you're like my husband. You're going to love this dish. This is his favorite. Jesus Christ. I'm in a console man for him, too.

2:00:47A console man. A nice bone broth. Good for the soul. Yeah, so that's where that shit comes from. Pre -Ans. It's a, they're scary. That's Mad Cow disease. That's what cannibal skit. It's a very sketchy disease. And there's another one right now that deers half. It's called chronic wasting disease. Same kind of deal. It's a pre -on disease. And deers are getting it. And they froth at the mouth and drool. And their body shrivels up. Very creepy, man. You can eat those. No. You can. Because there's no crossover to people. But I wouldn't suggest it. I wouldn't recommend it. I mean, I wouldn't. The thing is you can test.

2:01:30And you can find out if your deers are okay. Like you can shoot them and then test them. And then you know you're good to go. And you can eat the deer. But if it's the test positive, it hasn't jumped from animal to people. It's only an animal. But what it does to animals is so grave. Why would you take that chance? This is how I feel. Why would you take a chance of consuming an animal that literally has the plague inside of it? Because for deer, that's the plague. These deer, they're not even seeing things like it with people. A disease like that would spread like wildfire. With deer, they're out in these big giant open areas.

2:02:05And yet still, it's spreading from their saliva onto leaves. And then other deer pick it up. Yeah. It's super fucking contagious. And it kills the shit out of them. And if that jumps to people, that's a real problem. That's a real fucking problem. Because I don't know if they have medication that combats it in deer. I don't know what research they've done and trying to figure it out. But I know it's such a problem that there's a lot of places where they're killing extra deer. Just try to keep the populations lower so they don't interact with each other as much. And so they don't catch it from giving it back and forth to each other.

2:02:43And people have this right now? No humans have it yet. But I think chronic wasting disease has been, it used to be one type of deer. I'm not sure what deer it started out with. It might have been mule deer. But it's in a lot of white tail deer in America. And apparently it's made its way into other ungulates. Like I think it's in elk. And I think they might have even found it in moose. It's scary shit, man. Because it's basically a zombie virus. It turns you into a fucking skeleton. It's crazy. You waste a way. Yeah, it's horrific. And it's probably some of it came from farms. Because they think that that's one of the ways that it's spread.

2:03:24Like there's a lot of deer farms that do a great job. They're very ethical. So if you wanted a property and you wanted your own private hunting property, and you wanted to put a high fence up, take care of the ground, put food plots in there for the animals. This is how you got a thousand acres. You want to fence it all in. Like you could do that in Texas. And you can buy deer. So you say, OK, I want to buy like a 20 white tail deer and let them lose my property. You got this thousand acre spot or whatever you want. If you get a deer that is from a farm that's unethical, they're all going to be stacked next to each other.

2:03:57Just like pigs. When you watch fucking factory farming for pigs, they're going to be corralled and shitty. Most of them don't do this. But you're always going to have people that are unethical. And when people do things where diseases start getting spread and they kind of cover it up or lie about it because they don't want to lose money. And then they send in deer around. It's like there's a lot of regulations now on how you can move deer across state lines because of these diseases. If you have bad deer meat, can you cover it up with a bunch of good deer meat where that bad meat disappears? What do you mean?

2:04:33She said like, because I remember myself cooking. And I had like my spilled like a shill of garlic on my oatmeal. And I was making an oatmeal for 15 motherfuckers and rehab. So I just started putting more oatmeal, more oatmeal, and more milk to hide the garlic smell. But in the end, everybody was farting anyway, so they still got it. But the people do that. That whole year of seeing that people do that with deer meat. That they cover it up. They could do that. Yeah, you could make sausage. That's a good one. Not unethical. They hide it. Right, by it. No, no, no. See, what we're talking about, chronic wasting disease is, that's different.

2:05:08It probably wouldn't even affect the taste of the animal. There probably be very lean because there's not much left of them. Or they could have just gotten it and they could be healthy looking. And they still have this disease. They're still test positive for it. My fear would be about what that disease is going to do if it jumps to human beings. And if you're consuming it, are we sure that it just goes out of your system? Or is it just a nerve? It doesn't work. In your system, could it work eventually? Is it something that has an incubation period that maybe, maybe not now. Maybe it will have one in five years from now or ten years from now.

2:05:39Maybe the version of chronic wasting disease, if it evolves and changes, is going to be making the jump to humans. That's a scary fucking disease to make the jump to humans. You know, there's a bunch of those out there. Like bird flu. Yeah, man. And then there's the ones that we make. Got a rear. No, like COVID. They fucking made that shit in the lab. They made it in a lab. It's spread across the whole world. They made AIDS in a lab. Did you say like AIDS? Like AIDS. Or somewhere else. Or somewhere else. They make all that shit in labs. Well, within the like part of like chemical warfare, right?

2:06:19That is a part of chemical warfare. Like putting disease blanket on natives. Uh -huh. And well, they've done a bunch of fucking studies. Like that's the big sparsity. No, I'm sorry, the negative side. Influenza blankets. That's what they had. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. That was um, smallpox. Smallpox. But I don't know if that's even true. Because I don't think they really knew what, like how disease were spread back then. I don't think they knew that you could just like put scabs in a blanket and give people smallpox. And if you had smallpox, are you trying to dish out smallpox? Are you trying to catch it?

2:06:51So you're you're handling it? Then putting it in blankets. Because it seems like an exaggerated cruelty of what happened. And what happened was Europeans came over here. The Native Americans had, you don't know, whatever you want to call them, the indigenous people. They did not have any immunity to smallpox. And it wiped out 90 % of them. Diseases from North Americans or from uh, Europeans rather coming to North America. They wiped out everybody with disease. It's somewhere in the neighborhood at 90 % of the people that were here are gone because of disease. So, you know, when people want to think that there's no way to prepare like a group of human beings that has no immunity in, you know, 1492.

2:07:38There's no way to, there's no way to prepare. There's no way to prepare anybody. You're you're coming in with these stinky European streets filled with shit water. Right? Everybody's got some funky parasite, funky disease. They probably fucking stink. They're probably infested with all of them. They probably smell them. Bullard them all away. They probably have viruses fighting viruses inside their body. Coffin, flammin blood and they're drinking whiskey. And they come over to the party. They probably have a stack with each other. Yeah. And it's probably none of its consensual. It's probably animals biting each other and holding each other down and fucking each other.

2:08:15And then they come to North America and they start slaughtering people. And there's this one. We've talked about this before. He was like a bishop or some religious man who chronicled one of Christopher Columbus's early interactions with these people. And it's horrific shit man. Cutting people's arms off if they don't bring back their weight and gold and dash and babies on rocks in front of their parents. Horrific shit man. And those are the kind of people that brought those diseases. Like you want to talk about that's like a real demon horde. Crazy huh? Crazy. A real demon horde of people come over on a boat stinking, covered in their own shit, breathing diseases on everybody.

2:09:01Everybody's dying like what is so unhealthy. I know man like I think about that that pirate. I don't know one of the pirates. Blackbeard? Blackbeard man. He was full of gunnarea. Oh that. And he would drop mercury on his penis to cure his diseases on his penis because that's all they had. What a good move. Who invented that? What asshole was like try mercury? He probably was on a pirate ship somewhere made up voodoo doctor and say man. Mercury put on your dick. Did mercury kill his dick? Yeah. It says when held prison when he held prisoners for ransom such as the governor's son during the week long Charlestown blockade in 1718.

2:09:50He asked for expensive medical supplies. This included liquid mercury which when injected through a urethral syringe. Yes. Was a common ineffective treatment for syphilis. Injected through your p hole with a fucking syringe. Yeah. Blackbeard had up to 14 wives in different ports. Wow. Damn. What somebody's doing movie about that guy? Imagine man, he had the money to put mercury on his dick. The rest of the crew probably didn't. So there are the fucking everything man. Fucking shut up. There's this temple in China that they are afraid to go into. They discovered it and this emperor when he died was such a great emperor that he had this whole field of terracotta statues that were built that look like warriors that are guarding him.

2:10:44It's crazy discovered that they had the giant right? But the ground all around where this temple is is test for high levels of mercury. And the ancient story is that anybody who ever dared open up this temple, open up this tomb rather where this emperor's bird will drown in mercury. I thought you were going to say that got a real no. Imagine drowning in imagine like 2000 years ago a dude sets up a booby trap for greedy people and sets it up where he fills the entire tomb up with mercury. First of all, is that even possible? How much mercury would you have to handle and how many people would have to die from that mercury?

2:11:27Imagine where first of all, where did it even get it? Yeah, where do they get mercury in 2000 plus years ago? Do you know that story about that emperor in his temple?

2:11:39TOT Wakana is Aztec. I know, but it says well, this is like a mercury compound. Yeah, that's probably a common booby track, I bet. But this one where there's temple in China. On top of Google, it says temple drowned in mercury refers to the temple at Tiotubokan temple. Can you say temple booby trapped with mercury in China? I think it's like the first emperor of China. It says it too. I mean, it says it could have been the thing that they did. Other than that. It says it was in China. Yeah, this is the one. So there's one that they have not entered into. And I think this is the one with the terracotta statues in front of it.

2:12:19I think this is a common thing when great people died. They probably made a terracotta army for them. When they find these things, it's like, you... There it is. It's us talking about it. Crazy story, first emperor of China's tomb. That's me and Shultz talking about it, right? Click on that. Man, it's not our video. So I'll remember, it's not our video. It's my fucking video, bitch. Somebody else's video. Oh, somebody else uploaded it. Well, that's ridiculous, but it's ours, right? Yeah, it's what he wouldn't... So what do you... What do you say, Zim? They would have a copyright on my voice. I don't want to get into it, but yeah, we probably have...

2:12:58The revenue's probably coming to our thing because there are people claiming it, but it's up. I'm just saying... That's what bringing that up was... A lot of the clips that I watched are from other people showing them. I was just saying it gets... It's not ours, so I don't know if it's been... Okay, right, right. Okay, okay, don't put it up then. Yeah. Got it. But the point is, there's a tomb in China that's supposedly booby trapped with tons of liquid mercury. I'm sure J .M. you'll find it. But it's this area around it apparently tests high for mercury. So they think that it might be a true story, and they don't want to go in there.

2:13:28They don't want to open up the door and die. Which is wow, that this dude set this up. If he did, 2000 plus years ago. I don't even remember how many thousands of years ago it was, but it was insanely impressive. Wow, that's amazing. To deal with something like that and it still works. Yeah, like where do you... While J .M. is looking this up, where the fuck do you think they get mercury? And how much can they get? How much can they have back then? I've only seen a thermometer. I know, like where do they get it? Throughout antiquities, remember we've talked about cinnabar before? Cinnabar. Cinnabar.

2:14:04Cinnabar. And antiquity was the source of all mercury. So how did they do it? Little pull of it? How did they do it? Did they say how they did it? I mean, it says to extract, you need to roast it in air, convert it in the sulfur to sulfur to oxide. While the mercury is released as vapor, it can be then condensed. It's mercury boils at 357 celsius, as processed in these temperatures. Well, within, they need some kilns. They had those. Wow. So they just cooked up mercury. It's just hard to do, but they did it. Wow. Well, if they can make a temple like this guy had, they can cook up mercury and fill that temple.

2:14:39That is crazy to think of. Maybe there's going to be a way with new technology where they can like pierce into the ground, where they can see into things without having to actually go in there physically. Because I know they're doing the LiDAR stuff. I know they can kind of detect where these to be agriculture places. It's hard to place someone digging into is this claim reel. And this says that even if... So even though mercury, either as a cinnabar, or as the elemental metal has been found in tombs, dating as far back as the second millennium BC, it's not clear why it was put there. Might its toxicity have acted as a deterrent to grave looters, probably not.

2:15:19The dangers of mercury fumes were not recognized until hauntimes. If so, it seems there's a lot of mercury in the burial chamber. It's likely to be either a preservative or an anti -theft device. So the big theory is that it's an anti -theft device. And that's why people are terrified of going in there. Here, hold it right here. Based on estimates of mercury production from the song era, and allowing for the imperfections of the earlier refinement process, he thinks the chamber might have contained at most 100 tons of the liquid metal. Holy shit.

2:16:00A hundred tons. How did Blackbeard fight this shit? Well, that wasn't Blackbeard, that was China. How do you find mercury back there? That's what we're talking about. How did they find it? Shiver Me Timbers. They probably had a... Oh, they have, like, a look at that. That was the device. They stuck in their dick. Oh, my God. And that's a saying, right? Shiver Me Timbers? I think they're surprised or shocked? I think they're saying that just for funsies. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, they found this in a wreck. Oh, my God. I had a mercury... Mercerine, general wreck. For my peepie. And look, it's all rough looking.

2:16:37It's not even polished good. And then you probably were drawing it in the map. Don't go over there, man. If you're going to go through this island, take it like a mercury. Meanwhile, they all died from that, right? Siphilist. Look at this. A pump cluster, which would have been to use pump fluid into the wrecked. I'm allowing the body to quickly absorb it. They were taken... Like animals? They're boofin. They're boofin. So they were doing that for drugs? Pump liquid into the wrecked. We're going to figure out what they're doing. Yeah, liquid into the wrecked. Well, aren't people doing that like moonshine?

2:17:08Don't they pour moonshine in their asshole? This is what I heard. They pour coffee now. I heard people take tampons filled with vodka and stuff them in their asshole. I mean, they've been doing it since the day's of the pirates. That's not new. Oh, he gots. It's a bit of a mess. What the fuck is wrong with people? Glide through the wrecked. So we're mirrored dehydration by pumping fluid in the ass. People like putting stuff in their butt. And I also have a bloodletting instrument called a poor injure. I had a buddy man and he did his medical residency in Miami in the 1980s during the cocaine times.

2:17:41And he said, dude, that's where he did his residency show. He was in the emergency room. So it was like every day someone's coming in with something stuffed up their ass. They're coke down their mind. They got GI Joe stuffed up their ass. They got, they found people with light bulbs. Those like twisty pine cone looking light bulbs stuck up their ass. They are all kinds of things stuck up their ass. I did a show at Lumpuck State Penitentiary and one of the guards told me that some guy made a vibrator out of seven handballs.

2:18:13You know the one with the void? And he taped them all up and then what happened? How did you guys know? He didn't tie them up too good and they're all stuck and they're just taking them all out. Oh no. He didn't tie them up good? Yeah. He didn't put enough wrapping I guess. Then go in his butt and get all those balls. Yeah. How many were in there? Like five. How many balls make this?

2:18:41And you thought he was hiding a knife. That's a hard way to go too because sometimes people die that way. You know toxic shock. Something goes wrong. You tear your rectum. You bleed out internally. Stuff and things up your ass. Like the Mr. Hand Story. You know the Mr. Hand Story right? No. There's a whole movie based on a called Zoo. Zoo is a, it's a thing called Zoo Felia where people are sexually attracted to farm animals. And so these people met up online and they found out that you're still a lot of fuck animals in Washington state. So they all went to Washington state. This is a movie. Washington state right?

2:19:18This movie is a big century story. All right. And this dude got fucked to death by a horse. They bring him to the emergency room and they're like what's going on? And you know, I was acting a little shifty and then they have to tell the whole story. And they find out these people have like hundreds of hours of people getting fucked by monkeys, horses and shit. And they all did this out on this weird ranch. Wow. Yeah. You know, that's how the dude died. One of the first books, you know, they used to be a lot of sex books when we were kids. And they were all right. They were all nasty books about sex.

2:19:49Yeah. The first one I ever read was about people having sex with animals. Oh yeah. But they were like, remember the penthouse stories or playboy stories? But this was all with animals. And I remember the woman telling the whole story about having sex with a horse. Jesus Christ. And like just riding that fool. You never see the Mr. Hands video. There's a video, one video that got leaked online way back in the day. Brian Redban sounded to me and it's this dude getting railed by the horse. And it's not even the one where he dies apparently. He dies in another video. But in this video, you see the size of the horse is dick and you see his body and you see his ass.

2:20:28And you're like, there's no way how many people have helped him because it's something that's been done. One guy grabbed it and just pointed it in the right direction. And the horse was one gigantic thrust of death. And the guy makes his horrible sound. And then his friend goes too much. And then his friend is like, oh, he came. He came. The horse came. And you're like, this is the sickest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. And that's how that guy died. That guy in that video that's getting fucked by that horse was the guy who eventually dies from it. Did they put the horse to sleep afterwards?

2:21:01I don't think so. It's not the horse's fault. Fucked the horse too. The horse is going to, you know, I wouldn't bend over in front of him. He's kind of, right? He's kind of conditioned now. It's not his fault. It kind of says they only found out about all this because he died. Yes. Yeah, that's what I said. Oh, yeah, but it's like, it's just cool. Yeah. Well, that was the first time we'll try with ponies first. No, he had been fucked by a bunch of horses or a bunch of times by the same horse. But there was apparently many hours this guy getting fucked by horses. I don't like that. 100 VHS tapes and DVDs.

2:21:29But real ride, not like an urban legend. No, no, no, no, no. I was the DJ and it's not a donkey show. You want to see it? No. You got to show it? Yeah. It's still my old computer, I guess. Do you have it? You can still get it, right? I don't know where to look. I'll look. I bet you could get it. I bet if you put it up on X. X is one of the few places where actually it's actually illegal. So maybe you can't have it on X. Hold on. Because it beats theality. What it wasn't illegal when they were doing it though. Yeah, there's a point. Kind of. No, that's called beats theality when you have stable with an animal.

2:22:03It's called your fucking gross. And what's the one when you have stable dead bodies? That is... Necrofeeliac. Right, o' necrofeeliac. Don't look on X for that. Yeah, you can't find an X. It's a different search result that pops up. Oh, yeah, they probably game the search results now, right? Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of 21 older material. People have sex with animals, right? Like since... Do you want to talk about games of New York? How ugly it was? Right. People just want to know. Everything that was in front of them. All right. If you found it, okay. Here is headphones, please. We'll make sure it.

2:22:36Oh. Yeah, there is a bit of... I mean, you verify that, that's it. Oh, that's 100 % it. Okay. Absolutely. Go full screen. And don't show it on screen at all. Sikki. Can I maybe have mute the sound when we play this? Nope. Nope. Let's hear it. Okay. They're in the cruise. Do do do do. It's on a porn side, I guess. Here we go. Here's the sound. That's where he reversed him. So that's the guy's butt. The horse gets on top of him. And then the guy grabs it. Look at this. Watch this. Look at the distance. Look at the amount of tissue we're talking about here. Watch this. Lay long down the shore. Watch this.

2:23:35Okay. Do you like it? Yeah. This is repeating. Yeah. This is... It's already... The whole thing...

2:23:49The whole thing...

2:23:58The whole thing... The whole thing... The whole thing... The whole thing... The whole thing... The whole thing... The whole thing... The whole thing... The whole thing... The whole thing... The whole thing... The whole thing... The whole thing... The whole thing... The whole thing... Who knew that, right? Because... You didn't know? I couldn't tell. I don't know who knows what I was really showing. Yeah, we were just making noises... built�... I can't tell y 'all anything. That is... Mr... What the fuck. Mr. Red is here. This people out there that are super innocent and scary to his own ears...

2:24:31They're super innocent... You're getting p typed into the wall and away from him now. You're getting ppt to death by horse. That will be crazy. That's your thing, you're getting off work at five. And I think the guy who died was an intelligent guy. Was he, wasn't he an engineer? He worked up Boeing for over eight years, yeah. Bro, he was a Boeing engineer who liked to get fucked to death by a horse. That horse's dick is as long as an arm. Look at how long that dick is. Oh, like long, long, silver. Did you see the size of that dick? It looked like 17 and a half inches. It was gigantic, it's probably bigger than that.

2:25:07When it goes into his body, it's like this. Where's the room? Where's the space? How? How do you warm up to it? I guess you start with fingers. Pfft. Pfft. So do you like the one that wants to get you out of it? The ability to experience certain sensations after motorcycle accident. Oh, so that was the only thing that started going into it. Damn. Oh God, that's terrifying. That's terrifying. I don't know why you started filming at those. Well, you know what? That also kind of makes sense, right? Because we've talked about this many times about brain injuries. About people with brain injuries, they get very impulsive and they do reckless things.

2:25:49That totally makes sense. This guy had a motorcycle accident that fucked up the way he feels thing. He probably got wrecked. That's crazy, man. He got wrecked. He probably got a brain injury. And he probably turned him into a wild man. I twist to my ankle, man. Now I want to move to fuck me in the ass. Do you want to get fucked to death by a wild animal? You want to be the first guy to get butt fucked by a bear? Yeah, but you break your brain in that way. Like for some people, they're just different now. Yeah, man. Now they're different. I've seen it happen to a bunch of dudes when they've been knocked out.

2:26:25Been knocked out really bad. But that kids are good like kid knocked out of the fuck out and you wake up and goes, is there a horse nearby? Because I'm really horny right now. Who knows what's going on with the chemistry of your brain? You just want to experience one excitement. You want to see if you can suck a horse. It's car. But that goes back to your old joke, man. The old joke just say, hey, you take a break today. Yeah, take a day off. You had that joke about the playboy mansion. And you said that what's his name, whatever. He would have a real throw a wall, a gay will pop in. And then he goes, and then the punch line was, now man, you take a break.

2:27:07Don't start fucking guys. Yeah, you take a break. Yeah, relax. You get a little crazy. Yeah, you can't, you fucking take a day. You don't have for a guy. You take a break. I think for some people with brain injuries though, they get addicted to skydiving. They get addicted to gambling. They get addicted to like really reckless behavior. Get your music within a head injury, right? Oh bad one. Wonder what he's up to. He looks like he's been an accident. He fell on a motorcycle and hit his head on the curb with no helmet on. Yeah, it was a bad one. So California didn't use to have a helmet law. Back then.

2:27:39It was because of him though. Well, I don't know if it's because of him. He started, yeah, he started a big push to help that. So he helped it, but I know that people wanted this, you know, I'm torn on that shit. It's like, yeah, you should have helmet laws because there's 18 year old boys out there that can have motorcycles and that's fucking crazy. That's crazy. To give, I am so glad that when I was 18, I never got a fucking motorcycle. What, once you thought of a motorcycle and like, I'm at 70 miles an hour, the helmet is like nothing, right? And like, nothing depends on how you fall. How you fall, right?

2:28:11Yeah, you might slide. If you slide, you probably just get your skin ripped from your body. Did you survive a yeah, well, just walk up to a fetish or something? Yeah, but that's the thing, man. If you get really banged, you could have some screwy brain waves after that. You know, and you could think everyone's out to get ya. You get, like, people get real weird. They get real weird. And they feel like extra vulnerable. Because they, you know, their brains not working the same anymore. So they don't know who they are anymore. They don't feel like they used to feel. Yeah. They started to feel crazy.

2:28:40You know, and they start thinking, they don't want to help them. They start getting really angry and real negative. And then you get fucked by a horse. Ha. It's just, nah. I'm proud of all the things that you could be doing that that's how you chose to go out. All these things that you could be doing, you know, you could be seeing the world. He said, nah, I want to see Biscuit. You could be a food blogger. Nah, ponies. You could be a fashion influencer. Nope. Now I want to be a Willy Schumacher. I want to get taken out by a horse. The black stallion. In some dirty barn somewhere. That's where you breed your last breath.

2:29:22In a dirty barn with horse gins in your asshole. Who is friend? I don't know. They freaked out. They brought him to the hospital. They tried to drop him off. Then the cops start questioning him, I believe. I'm paraphrasing for sure. But I think that's how they got busted. They brought off the guy and he's got a giant hole in his asshole. He's pale like a sheet. Like what happened? They put it in the same face. What, why is the inside of his body missing? Why does he have a fucking telephone call? Why could we see his shoes through his mouth? Both. What is going on with this dude? What did you do?

2:29:58What'd you do? That story about Jimmy Hendrick still freaks me out. I think the manager. I've been thinking about the entire time we've been talking. I go back to the idea that I'm just pouring pills down the greatest guitarist of all times, mouth, and then just pouring jugs of wine down, holding them down, and that's how he dies. Mother fucker, that's scary. He's manager. Mother fucker. His US manager said the story is not true just for a - Of course. I would say that too. Yeah. I would say that too. I mean, I don't know if it's true. Who fucking knows? But the idea, and he did, but he definitely did die.

2:30:36And he definitely did die by his ex -fixiation. Some people say also that the CIA did it. Jimmy Hendrick's. I don't know, I haven't heard that one. But if anything happens, people always think that CIA was involved somehow. Anything, no matter what it is, right? Yeah. Pretty much. They always say that. Yeah, I don't trust nothing. Secret agent, man. Yeah, it's either them or it's China or it's Russia. Who's really sending me this text telling me that I'm qualified for the $4 ,000 savings? Who's, you know those texts you get? Like who's sending those? Who's six? You know those texts that you get?

2:31:09Like random texts? Hey, congratulations. You've received approval for your loan. Oh, I don't get those. You don't get those? I get them for a dude named Ray. So Ray had my fucking phone number before I made Ray. And fucking Ray, Ray must have signed up to every goddamn list. Ray must have put in that number every chance he could. I keep getting these fucking text messages for Ray. And it's all like loans and you qualify for this and you're this available. We're looking for someone to hire. Those are weird scams. You qualify for aluminum sidings. I don't understand how they can't stop that from happening.

2:31:45It seems weird that you get so many of them. You get so many of these scam things where they get a whole year, your phone number and just spam you lies. I think they think you get to a certain age 50 and they think you're gollable to these tricks now. Well, I think young people are goable to you. They say to 22 euros, hey man, you wanna fix your loan, your home? I mean, have a home. If you're dumb, if you're dumb and you're 22 and you get something that you qualify for 4 ,000, oh shit, they think this is me. And I say yes. Yeah, I'll take that money. And then, you know, whatever the fuck they do.

2:32:18I don't know what they do. Those are guys in LA that were calling women at their jobs and telling them they had won something and he convinced them to cut their heels off their shoes. Any of what, film it? No, he was just calling them all randomly. Hey, you just want them, blah, blah, blah, blah. All you gotta do is cut your heels off your shoes right now and women were doing it and he called a bunch of chicks and they all just fucked up their shoes for nothing. Oh, what an asshole. It's funny, but it's not a question with me and I was it. But it was somebody. The rude thing to do to a lady, especially if it's your favorite shoes and you only have one pair.

2:32:56Not my red bottoms. Bro, shoes are hard to get. Those bitches are expensive, right? Yeah. See, why am we so lucky? We don't have to wear shoes that hurt. Girls wear shoes that hurt. They can only wear them for so long. Like, I can't imagine. I don't even like wearing things other than sneakers. Yeah. Or like a comfortable boot. Like, you know, I got a couple pairs of these origin boots. They're real comfortable, easy to walk around in. Like nice, smooth leather. I'll never have boots. Boots are great, but the point is, they don't have a cowboy boots. I've had Doc Martin, but not cowboy boots. Point is they don't hurt to wear.

2:33:32But ladies are always wearing shoes that hurt. Look, crazy choice. Five -inch heels. Staleros. That's probably why they have better paint tolerance too. They have to give birth and they wear shoes that hurt all the time. So they have to deal with paint. We're so lucky we don't have any stupid shit. Imagine if we had a wear makeup every day. Imagine what it'd be like. Like, Felipe, what have you done to your eyes? I don't know, Matt, but Mercury on them. Interesting. Like, women, all, I mean, most, lot. Let's say a lot of women wear makeup every day. Or make up regularly on a regular basis. They wear makeup.

2:34:11It's not a very rare occasion thing. Most, I don't know what the number is. Wanna find out? Let's Google it. Because that's probably a lot of that stuff. It's probably not healthy for you, right? What's in those colors? What kind of dyes are they usually? The red dye, huh? Like, what is all that stuff made out of? Are we sure? I mean, maybe some of it's really good for you. Maybe some of it's terrible for you. Maybe it's just like the scented candle. Is it the lipsticks? Well, I don't know. The lipsticks, for the native lipsticks, it's made out of smashed little bugs. Yeah, that's one of the red dye things, right?

2:34:39The red's my little bugs. You put them on here. Can't be bad for you, right? You're gonna be better than a horse up your ass. So, for percentage, 43 % reported. Okay, 43 % of US women reported wearing makeup daily or weekly, but it doesn't break out the daily portion explicitly rewinding to 2019, same source noted, a higher share of women wearing makeup daily. Gen Z, 18 to 24 at 30 % and millennials, 25 to 34, at 35 % suggesting a decline over time. Separate 2023, you gov pole of 1000 US women found that 38 % wear and wake makeup at least a few times a week or daily with older women, 65 plus being the most likely to wear a daily compared to younger groups.

2:35:25They probably wore a daily back in the day, right? You gotta keep up, you look, glannis. Go back up again, please. Another study from 2017 by Statista indicated 41 % of US women age, 30 to 59 wear makeup daily. Yeah, those are a woman back in the, I don't know if the 1800 or 1900, she was the first woman to make a woman's magazine on clothing and home gardening, how to cook, she first laid a put recipes in a magazine. Oh yeah? Kind of like for a home maker. Right. And then, yeah. There was another magazine back there. I don't know what the name of the magazine, but Jamie Google is makeup bad for you.

2:36:10What do you think? Google is makeup toxic. When I was a kid, my seven grade teacher thought it was bad. Put on, don't put on that makeup, young girl. We're toxic makeup for sure. But are the, what are the ingredients to make up that are toxic? The boss guy got that. Oh, that's right. The lady with a green makeup. Yes, bro. No, the lady with the green makeup, the wizard of all, or the tin man, which, yeah, they got real sick, man. Yes, some makeup can be toxic. Wow. Lead, mercury and arsenic. Heavy metals can be found in cosmetics. Thali, it's common contaminant in cosmetics. Formal to hide. A chemical found in some makeup.

2:36:48Yeah, man. That's why I can be back there. It's top black facing. Baaah! Baaah!

2:36:57Man, that's scary shit. That's scary shit. I wonder if that contributes to a higher incidence of certain issues, health issues that maybe women have that wear it, use it daily. I wonder how many, kind of wonder, right? How about the people that worked the news back then in the 450, they were a shit little makeup. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And what the fuck kind of makeup did they have back then? It was probably all chemicals. Cake makeup, man. Yeah, black. What the fuck? Feel the thought of you, shit. Yeah. Yeah, man, like, you don't have to wear that, ladies. We're not that complicated. You got to wear makeup when you do your few fights.

2:37:36No, I don't wear anything. I'm like, are you crazy? I have to go in there with dudes who literally have their heads split open. You know, I have to interview people that are soaked in blood and sometimes the blood is spitting out onto the microphone. Oh, my God. I never thought that would happen. That happens all the time. I get blood on me all the time. Like the idea of me wearing makeup to look better while I'm out there. Well, they're dealing with people that just got their face punched in. It's crazy. That's ridiculous. I will do it. So when they're speaking to you, like, when you get a fighter that's real bloody, like, you can, what's, um, you're really up close to these guys.

2:38:13What do you see on the rise after a fight, like, when they're, and they're also bleeding, man, do you see it? Like, you see it like doing sensitive, man. Do you see things that other people will see when you interview them? I'm sure you see something. You're there in a fight, right? Yeah, I think you're probably going to get more of a sense of how they feel after it's over. Like there's like some historic moments where you could see that when the fighter wins, it's like, it's a big fucking deal. And one of my favorite ones was when Israel, Adesanya, had his second UFC fight against Alex Perr and knocks him down, knocks him out, cold, beautiful, clean right hand and finish them on the ground and then fires off three arrows into his body.

2:38:51Oh, yeah, I remember that guy. Yes. Yes. I mean, that was a fucking classic moment. And then he grabs a microphone and gives like one of the most inspirational speeches. Like pull that speech up because it's amazing. This is my favorite moment, I think, of anybody after they want to fight because it's just like this was real in the moment from a guy who's the fucking boogie man, dude, Alex Perrera is the boogie man. He's the scariest motherfucker in the sport. He knocked Izzy out twice. He left hook KO'd him and kickboxing and then he beat him down in the UFC and then Izzy finally knocked him out.

2:39:30And when he knocked him out, when he fires those arrows into his body and then see if you find that speech. And when you hear it, man, you're like, wow, that's like, that's what makes the whole career worth it. These moments where you reach out. Remember they hit it? And you touch the world. I hope every one of you can feel this level of happiness just one time in your life. You never feel this level of happiness if you don't go for something when they knock you down, when they talk about you. If you stay down, you will never ever get that resolved. 45 you're mine and feel this level of happiness.

2:40:10I can rise one time in your life, but I'm blessed to be able to feel this again and again and again and again and again. Amazing. Amazing. That's like human fuel. You hear someone saying something like that after doing something like that that can help you all throughout your day. A human fuel. Amazing. Amazing. If you're going to go all the way or don't even try, yeah, I'll talk Bukowski. That guy was out. If you're going to go all the way or don't even try this community losing girlfriend, this community losing wives, relatives, it could be spot times spending jail, lonely nights and the dark lonely night by yourself.

2:41:01But in the end, it's all worth it. I don't know the rest. Yeah, that's a great. Did you ever see the movie that I did on with Mickey Rourke? Both. They did two movies? Who did that? They won with a Matt Dillon car fact totem too. When was that? That came out in 2000 something and he plays them. I thought there's bar flyer fact totem. Fact totem, he plays them at that age and there's way to handsome. Yeah, but he played them good. Oh, dare he. He's way too handsome. That's outrageous. Mickey Rourke made himself look fucked up. I tell his two of my friends. You know, he like, yeah, he, um, Charles Bukowski is actually in bar for like one of the drugs in the bar.

2:41:42Yeah. How women in the world aren't horror. Just mine. You ever see one of those, um, uh, readings that he used to do? He used to do these readings. He'd read from his books and people would yell and he fucking have hecklers and shit and yell out to them. He's just said, a guy just constantly drunk with profound. Yeah, man. When I, when I thought he reading, I wanted to read books about authors that were from Los Angeles, like in the 40s and 50s, because he's from, and I said, I got to find something that, that talks about those, these streets that I live in. And it was Charles Bukowski. He writes about Los Angeles and I found out that his inspiration was a guy named, um, man, what's his name?

2:42:30He, he, he, he writes it just like Charles Bukowski. He wrote a book called Ask the Dust and, um, he adventures of Arturo Bandini. I went, I'm, I'm lost here of his, of his name, but he, John Fonte. Yeah, John Fonte. Hey, John Fonte wrote books in a style of Charles Bukowski and, um, Charles Bukowski when, um, when he found out about him, he helped him, um, publish all his books again. So that's why I know that John Fonte exists because Charles Bukowski, he, he, he, he published all his books for him. Oh, okay. When he was dying of diabetes. So Ask the Dust, bro, he talks about Los Angeles during 1932, bro, when Los Angeles had a, a Metro Rail and the world, though, 1932, um, Earthquake Los Angeles.

2:43:20Wow. So this, it, it's all about, this guy's from Los Angeles. He talks about Armenians and working the docs in 1920s. Wow. That's a great catch. I want to know. And then alcoholics, bro, this guy's an alcoholic and so is Charles Bukowski. These are dudes that work jobs and still were authors. Imagine going from those guys to tick tockers at Boa. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Like these guys actually had jobs during the day. I was Charles Bukowski. He went to the post office. He never worked. He never quit. Yeah. And Artur Burndini, well, what's his name? The other guy, he, he, he started writing for Hollywood and he just disappeared.

2:44:03Oh, yeah. Oh, like writing screenplays and stuff. Right. He got into under contract. Yeah, man, there's a lot of like talented writers who just decided to write for a company. It was kind of like, give up on the tree. Give it a try. Be with your job. Get hired to be a writer and they use them to do that for me. I got a book deal once and I gave them the money back because they were, they had too much input. They wanted to have too much input and want to, and then they wanted me to transcribe my stand up. That was one of their ideas. I mean, that's a terrible idea. They're like, George Carlin did it.

2:44:32I'm like, well, that's fine. I love George Carlin, but so what? I'm not doing that. Like that doesn't make any sense to me. Like why would I want like the worst version of what the ideas are, which is just print? The best version is a live performed version. Second best version is a video. Worst for sure is print. Audio is slightly better, but it's like, you don't want to do that. Why would I do that? That's a dumb way to write a book. I just want to write about things that I'm thinking about. Yeah. What would you write your whole set, Lith and a book? And then I realized if I'm going to write something, I have to want to and it has to be something that I do because I'm controlling the entire thing.

2:45:06And then if they like it, they like it, they don't, they don't. But it's not something that I would ever want to have somebody help me out with. According to this article about him, part of the reason why he didn't explode when other writers did is because his publisher was in a legal battle for an unauthorized publication of mine comp. Whoa. Oh, I said, you know that. That's good to know. Whoa.

2:45:29It looks good. Holy shit. Yeah. That kind of drinker resources. The financial trend on the publisher hampered the distribution of Ask the Dust. Yes. While Fent put out a short story collection, Dego Red in 1940, more than a decade would pass before another bandini novel. Wow. Yeah, you're pretty upgraded. And there's a bunch of stories about this fake. He's to live without a legal battle with eight off Hitler. What was his publisher did, but yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. Insane. That's crazy. Dude, I'm going to read that. Is it on audio? I hope it's on audio book. I'm so lazy. I'm sitting down and actually reading a book right now.

2:46:07It's too daunting. It's too daunting. Felipe, one more time. Tell everybody special on Netflix available right now. Oh, my Netflix special is available right now. Raging fool on Netflix. Go check it out, directed by my wife Lisa is Odinio. And I want to give a shout out to my brother -in -law who listened to you religiously with his daughters. Johnny O'Danio was a book. Shout out to Johnny. And Dayton O 'Iall. All right. Instagram, all that shit. What is it? Oh, my Instagram is Felipe Sparza. My website is PhilippusWorld .com. I'll be in, I don't know when this airs. I'll be in Grand Rapids, Iowa, and Indianapolis, Helium.

2:46:57But one of those states. I don't know. Okay. But I'm April 5th of being sent Diego with Powered Dregans and April 25th of being sent Diego with a bunch of comedians. Beautiful. All right. I was going to see him. Thank you, bro. Thank you, buddy. Bye, buddy.