#2309 - Joey Diaz

30:58His name is Alan Turing. And he's, he was a scientist. He invented a test that they say AI has passed. And this test is where you can talk to a computer and not be able to tell that it's a computer. But it behaves like a human. It thinks like a human, it communicates like a human, where it's indeservable. That's the Turing test. AI has recently passed the Turing test. Well, this guy, he was in England when this happened, right? Jamie, were they forced him to take medication? He got arrested for being gay in like the 1950s. And they forced him to take medication that made him sterile, made him impinate.

31:38So he couldn't have sex. Like they forced him to take like hormone blockers that they give to sex offenders. You know, chemical castration when they do that to sex offenders. And then he killed himself. The guy who invented the method of determining whether or not AI has become sentient, gets murdered by dumb apes who don't like that he's gay. How crazy is that? I'm not fucking that story up, right?

32:05I'm pretty sure that story. Do they give you blockers to sexual offenders? When do they give you that? Well, they don't always do it. You know, but it's called chemical castration. And by the way, it's the same chemicals, the same drugs that they use on kids when they give them hormone blockers. So when you talk to it, they're talking about a child getting puberty blockers. You know, oh, it's totally reversible. The fuck it is. The fuck it is. That's the same shit. It's chemical castration. It's not reversible. That child is never going to fully develop. If they get on hormone blockers, then when they're 18, they go, you know what?

32:42I think I actually am a man. Too late. Too late. Because from 13 to 15, you suppressed your testosterone. Okay, here it is. Turing was later convicted by the advice of his brother and his own solicitor. And he entered a plea of guilty. In the case, Regina versus Turing and Murray was brought to trial on the 31st of March 1952. Turing was convicted and given a choice between imprisonment and probation. His probation would be conditional on his agreement to undergo hormonal physical changes designed to reduce libido known as chemical castration. He accepted the option of injections of what was then called still -boast draw, now known as Diefel still -boast draw, or DES, a synthetic ostrichin.

33:32His feminization of his body was continued for the course of one year. The treatment rendered Turing impudent and caused breast tissue to form. In a letter Turing wrote that no doubt I shall emerge from it all a different man, but quite who I have not found out. Murray was given a conditional discharge. So Murray must have been the guy he was having sex with. That's so crazy, man. Arrested for being gay. 1954 at his house, Turing's housekeeper found him dead. Post mortem was held at evening determined that he had died from a previous day. At age 41 with cyanide poisoning, cited as the cause of death.

34:11He had an apple, lay half eaten beside his bed. Although Apple's not tested for cyanide, it was speculated that this was the means in which Turing had consumed a fatal dose. So he fucking killed himself, because they chemically castrated him. Founder of computer science and crypto -cryptographer whose work was key to breaking the wartime enigma codes. So this guy helped the British crack codes. And what they do, they injected him with poison so that his dick wouldn't work. So he couldn't fuck guys anymore, which is what he wanted. Imagine if everyone was gay, everyone, and you were straight. And you're like, I don't want to be dick, this is crazy.

34:56Like, guys keep trying to offer your dick. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, is there anything else? And then you meet girls, like, oh, look, they're so soft. And so pretty, that's what I like. I like girls. And like, no, you don't. No, you're going to take this gay drug until you get that out of your system. Or we're going to chemically castrate you. You can't be having sex with girls. Like, but, uh, but they're so pretty. They're so lovely to be around. So attracted to them. No, no, no, no, only guys. That's crazy. That's so stupid. So these people, especially like when you get to like serious fundamentalist rigid religions, which want to throw them off roofs.

35:34As part of the Middle East, they throw them off the roof. They get the round up all the gay guys. You throw them off the roof. And everybody watches and cheers. Yay. Crazy. I guess that's a different world out there. It is a different world out there. But it's the world out there that could be just like the world here. It could go this way here. Like, that's what people understand. Just how Los Angeles fell apart. The United States could fall apart too. You know, like, look at Iran. We were looking at Iran the other day in photographs from the 1970s. Girls had mini skirts. They all look really hot.

36:07The guys had no shirts on. They had six packs walking out of the street. Everyone smiling. Looks like Europe. It looks like you're in Italy. And now, it's a religious run country. It's run by a dictatorship. Like, you criticize the government. They execute you. They executed an Olympic gold medalist in wrestling. Yeah, the UFC even tried to get them to stop. They pleaded to try to get them to stop. They tried to get Trump to get them to... Or it was about... They were in the Biden administration, the Trump administration. I don't remember. But they tried to get the president to somehow or another talk.

36:41They talked to Iran and not kill this guy. They killed them because they spoke against the government? Allegedly. But you don't even have to really have spoken against the government. That's what's so scary. You just have to be accused of speaking against the government. I mean, to this day and age, like a friend of mine's Twitter account got hacked. And he got fished. They sent him an email. And he didn't... You know, he's not that sophisticated with that stuff. And so he got fished. And then I heard he got fished. So I go to my Twitter just because I never checked my DMs. But I did it just because I knew he got fished.

37:18And I went into my DM and it was him asking me for my email address. After he got fished. So I was like, this motherfucker. He's trying to get me now. So someone could easily get your account and then... Or use, you know, some sort of code crack or figure out your code. Then start posting stuff for you against the government. Especially if you're in Iran. They probably already have all your pass codes for everything over there. They've probably been like, spine on everybody's computer from the jump. They probably just go to the database. What's Joey Diaz's Facebook password? Okay, post a bunch of shit there about these government...

37:53The people in government should all be lined up and shot. They all suck dicks secretly. They're all eating babies. Just make them say something like that. And then let's go round them up. And then if you don't have any due process, that's the kind of shit that dictators do. They just round you up. This episode is brought to you by Zip Recruiter. It's not always fun to talk numbers. I get it, but it can be useful. Like seeing how much you spend on groceries or entertainment in a month, that's good to know when you're creating a budget. If you run a business, you probably want to keep track of wages, cash flow, profit margins, growth rate, and so on.

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39:55And so they go to the front line and they get killed by American weapons. Guys who are tweeting against Putin, it's like you can use it to get rid of his political enemies. Crazy. And this is all while you and I at the same time hanging out in Boston or hanging out in Austin rather eating barbecue. You know, like it could go that way here too. Just like you went that way in Iran, it could go that way in the United States. Just like LA fell apart. LA 20 years ago was amazing. You remember LA in 2005? We were having the time of our lives. I made these six months. Oh my God. We were having the time of our lives.

40:32The restaurants were great. There was music playing everywhere. It was fun. There was a lot of great comedy. We had a good group of guys we're all hanging out with. LA was great. Yeah, there was still some traffic. But you know, it was the weather was great. People were generally pretty nice. A lot nicer than they were on the East Coast. It's not even the same place anymore. And that can happen anywhere. That can happen in the United States. If something terrible happens in the United States, new laws get passed, new restrictions, that can happen anywhere. That's why I talk about it so much. People are like, why do you obsess about it so much?

41:05Because you need to be paying attention. Because when it's too late, when they've already got complete control of what you could say on social media, and they got you locked down, you're in trouble. You're in trouble. Because so many other things are common that they're aware of. And the big one is automation. Joey, when automation comes, and this is what Andrew Yang was kind of running on, when he was running for president, and I had him in, and it was a very interesting conversation because it was something that I hadn't considered that all these jobs are gone. You know, there's parts of the world, like there's ports in China now, where it's 100 % controlled by robots?

41:45There's a few people that run around, do maintenance and stuff. But everything screens, everything is super efficient. These robots pick up the packages, they make an inventory of everything's in there, everything gets logged into the computer, they put it into these trucks, and before you know it, they're going to have electric trucks that drive themselves. That's why the strike happens in Jersey. Well, I love what the team's doing. Yes. Because they know it. They don't have much left. They don't have much time left. They don't have much time left. It's fucking crazy how industry has just dwindled in this country.

42:18I know. You know, and Americans really don't see that. See, because everybody's fucking into traveling and being cool. The gift that I had from doing comedy was I really got to see the country. I really got to see the ins and outs. And when I was a feature actor, I would ask questions. You know, like when you don't sit in a hotel all day, you just go out and you go to a movie theater. You ask questions and people tell you, oh my god, that's a great restaurant. Go there. You know, you look at cities like Cleveland. Okay, I don't know if a lot of people know this. 20 years ago, with all the jokes and shit, Cleveland had more Puerto Ricans than New York City.

42:53Really? Because there was a fucking car plant there. Oh. And they were building cars there. You know, I remember being a fucking kid and going to Detroit for a basketball tournament or something stupid. And seeing that city, it was 1976, 1977. That city was fucking booming. Detroit was one of the richest cities in the world. Booming. It was the murder capital at the time. But was it still? Even back then? Yeah, yeah. But I met my buddy in the 80s. He was in Detroit. There was the murder capital. But 75, 76. That city was booming, bro. Yeah. You know, Buffalo, New York. Booming. Fisher Price, all these other companies left.

43:27You know, that's what I saw. Cleveland, Pittsburgh. Yeah. Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh Steel. Yep. I went to Pittsburgh two years ago. After shit was closed down, brother. Yeah. You know, so what I was down. Something, Youngstown. What? There was, it was downtown Pittsburgh, like just around that area. But Youngstown was like that too, right? Youngstown was a much better environment than it is now. Yeah. I believe Cotoni told me, you know, Cotoni's from that time. They have destroyed those parts of the country. You know, I don't know what happened in Nebraska. They could have had their own problems in Wyoming.

44:00I just know that little stretch. Buffalo, Cleveland, you know, fucking Cincinnati. Yeah. All those towns that were booming. Yep. Have just disappeared. They got it. All the jobs went overseas. So if you're going to bring this country back, it's got to start with that. We got to go back to that, that to make it stronger again. Yeah, we're going to have to fucking sweat it out for 10 months. But you know what? Three years, 10 years ago, I fucking was getting those hundred all day movies and I said, I'm not doing it anymore. For a year, I didn't work as an actor. And finally, I got a high scale movie because I can't say no.

44:33Yeah. To the low movies. That's how you lift up a little bit. That's how you bump up. But just saying, fucking no. We didn't want to do this all of a sudden and we need to do this. We need to get this country happen again. Well, the problem is they gave corporations an opportunity to make more money at the sacrifice of all those jobs in America. And the problem with corporations is they have an obligation to constantly make more money. And labor. Yeah. But no, but that's the way you make more money is by having no labor and not just that, no health insurance. This is, you know, Ron, not Ron Paul.

45:10We're just named Ross Pro. Ross Pro talked about that. We were talking about it with Ron White the other day that he was explaining that if you change these regulations and make it cheaper and easier for these people to go and make, he said, you're going to hear a giant sucking sound as all the businesses go south. And that's exactly what happened. That's exactly what happened. And he called that in the 1990s. That was my boy. Yeah, I voted for him. I love Ross Pro. I always did. Always. That's a real fucking American right there. He was. They threatened him, dude. They threatened his family. He pulled out of that.

45:42He was going to run again a second time. And he said he's not going to do it because his family was under threat that he considered serious. That was dangerous because he could ruin the election. Like he bushed. They thought was going to win a second term. But Ross Pro came along and conservative people that didn't really want to believe in their Republican party anymore. They're like, this party's just as full shit as the left. They saw this Ross Pro guy and they went, oh, okay. He took a considerable amount of the vote. And most of it would be against what Herbert Walker Bush would have got.

46:15And then Clinton came along and fucking, what's the name? So it's a win that year. Bam, now he's in. Let's go. Remember, they're paying for this with your money. You're paying for this with my money. Exactly. That was just classic. Yeah. That was hysterical. Remember when he had that half hour show on TV, we're explained how the Federal Reserve works? I don't remember that. Yeah, he took over, he bought a half hour of regular primetime TV to explain to people how you get fucked. He's explaining all the scams that you're, that are being run on you that you don't know about. And this is why I'm running for president.

46:51I'm like, whoa, look at this guy. That guy fucking did something that a lot of people don't know. And his employees got kidnapped and they ran and he went in there and took him out. He hired like a like a, a long and brand, though, from a pocket. So now to train his employees. Really? Yeah, it was a retired colonel, some badass yet. So was this actual employees that went and got him out? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, he trained that he made his employees. It's a four -world family. Whoa. We're going on and he made a promise to the people's families that he would have him back by Christmas and he had him back by Christmas.

47:27Wow. And they had Kissinger, kept giving them fucking a hard time. A bunch of people kept giving them a hard time. He did not give a fuck. He goes, I'm doing it. I gave those people my word. His word was word. Look. How much money was he worth? Billions. Yeah, he's a billionaire. Back then? Yeah. 90s already. I believe so. How much money was Ross Pearlworth? Yeah. Which back then, so 1990 billionaires, probably like. He's probably just double the billions, whatever it is. Probably something like that, or maybe triple the billions. Did he get a little money? At the time, 92, he was the 13th wealthiest man in America and that worth around four billion.

48:08So what is four billion from that time worth today? Let's guess. Three billion. Eight billion. Eight? Yeah. I'm going to say nine.

48:20I might be way off though. I'm completely guessing. Just under seven. Yeah. What about the wrong? Hmm. That's a lot of money though. Still, it's almost double. Bill, what about the chief police and my hotel that's shit on his desk? Yeah, why did you do that? I don't know.

48:44Was he proven a point? What was that? You know, man, I heard he's a good dude, but he's a prankster. Oh. He's like a prankster type of dude. He sends fuck. So he's like, I already shuff here. Yeah, he sends like packages to your house and he's one of those dudes, you know. And I don't know. I guarantee he was like a joke and he just blew up now. It's national. Now you got nowhere to go. Oh, you know, you see what Ari did once? We shoved a note up his ass and he shitted out on stage and read it.

49:18Look at your face.

49:22I don't want nobody to read a note out of their ass. I don't want you shitting in the room with me. What kind of parasites, bugs, and fucking hemorrhoids. He's got all sorts of stuff is flying through the air. Every breath you breathe is Ari's shit gas flying around. He's a fucking nut. He's so crazy. He has not stopped at all. Like it is not. And no, I'm going to his thing next week. He's never growing up. No. No, he's never growing up. It's not happening. He's getting married, right? He's got married or something like that. He's already married. He's got a little celebration. Yeah, I'm going to his oldest party shit.

49:57I don't even know what the fuck it is. It's going to be a fucking carnival of psychopaths. Dog, I was telling you the end of that. I got really fucking high. I got home and I couldn't sleep. And I started watching old fights. I even watched a Pepino quab his fight. Oh, yeah. That dude was fast. Yeah. He was good. He was good. And I watched. Did you ever see him versus Tommy Harnes? No. See if you can find Pepino quab is versus Tommy Harnes. Well, 90 % sure that's what I'm talking about. Pepino quab is what I think a little thinner over guy. Wasn't he in 47? Maybe I'm wrong. Tommy Harnes was in 47.

50:37Yes. He started his career in 47 and went all the way up to light heavyweight. Yeah. Pepino quab is versus Tommy Harnes. One of the most memorable moments of the early days of Tommy Harnes is like when he was like at the peak of his powers. Tommy Harnes was nukin' people, man. Just nukin' people. This episode is brought to you by Farmer's Dog. It doesn't matter how old your dog is. It's always a great time to start investing in their health and happiness. And thankfully, the Farmer's Dog makes it easier than ever to feed your dog a healthy diet of real meat and veggies. Dogs prefer their food, even picky dogs, and owners prefer their service.

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52:41He had such a reach and such with for 45 he was such a physical freak and he was big but he had I mean long and skinny but crazy power. Which like generally like thin guys don't have the same kind of power as like the muscular guys but Tommy Burns was kind of like Deonte Wilder. He was both thin and muscular at the same time and you know real skinny legs man but my god the fucking torque that guy had in his punches. You got to think of the leverage because his shoulders are so wide so when he twists his hips and he's got those long arms coming you with all the fucking back muscles in the core engage fucking Balam.

53:23Hey Balam what was the last time you fight like this in Detroit? Well Tommy's from Detroit. No no but I'm saying they don't even have fights like this in Detroit. They don't or not. Is this was this in Detroit? Yeah. Wow. Well that's Tommy's hometown you know. He was hunting people. You ever seen him knock out Roberto Durran? I watched it. I was watched. I watched. Let's do the trick with Feet Try watch. I watched Durran. Hagler. Hagler. Oh yeah. Back that up a sec. Back that up a sec. Look he's measuring him with his left. Watch this. Boom. Oh my goodness son. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. That Tommy herns.

54:09That kind of power was crazy. Yeah you better stop that fight. My goodness. Tommy herns was all. He was a one hit or quitter. He's a face plant Roberto Durran. Oh I remember that Hagler over. Oh my goodness. What a crazy fight. I was stopping and rolling back. He rolling it back. The crazy thing about that fight is they did not box at all. They went to war. There was no boxing, slipping. There was no fainting. Marvin Hagler just said fuck you and ran at him. He just ran at him. And just fucking just started smashing it. It was nonstop. Yeah. It was non fucking stop. Tommy broke his hand in the first round.

54:58So in the first round when they first come out again. Yeah the greatest round of boxing. Look at this shit. Yep. God Hagler was good. He's another one who died right after the vaccine. Look at that. It's right away. Right hook. To the body. Just charging. Charging forward. Charging forward. Fuck this. Fuck this box on the outside. I'm trying to get in there. Boom to the body again. Boom right hand. Boom. It is going to fucking war dude. Right here. I mean high profile two world champions completely throwing it all out the window. Just wailing on each other. Holy shit Joe. Boom left hand. Boom boom.

55:47The thing about Hagler was his discipline was fucking supreme. That guy never got out of shape. He always could break guys. Break their will. Boom boom boom. So by this time Tommy probably already has a broken hand. So he broken on Hagler's head somewhere in the first. So now he's throwing the jab so I bet his hands already broken. See it's all left hands now. He threw that right hand but he was weak. He didn't really hurt him with the right hand. He's like pulling it back as he's throwing it. See he's just trying to touch him with that right hand. That left hand has always got left. His right hand is cooked.

56:29And herons has decided to start moving and boxing which is not like his style. See even when he's landing that right hand he's got no power behind it now.

56:43And sugar Ray Leonard is talking shit in the commentary. Oh, fire. That's what I was looking for. Now that was the right hand of Tommy Herz and his big catch hacker. But he didn't take it back with stuff there. Hagler could take a shot too better than anybody. He only has one knockdown accredited to him his entire career but it wasn't a knockdown. He fought Ron Roll Dan and Ron Roll Dan like kind of cuffed him in the back of the neck. And like pushed him forward and Hagler fell forward and touched the ground and the referee mistakenly called it a knockdown. The only time he's ever been down took bombs from the greatest punchers in the division.

57:19Beat everybody except sugar Ray. And I think the only reason why he lost the sugar ray was I think the fix was in and that fights on. I watched that fight many times. Many times. Yeah, there's something about it. Something about it. And then Hagler leaves and goes to become a movie star in Italy. Come on. And his trainers are the petrinelli brothers and Brockton Massachusetts. Come on. Shut the fuck up. You know how much money was on Hagler to win probably? You know? It probably is some sort of a deal. Like look, the odds are very favorable in Hagler's direction and we can get a better online nerd.

57:55We can clean up here. We can get Marvin to just like, you know, don't put him away. Just touch him a little bit. Touch him. He never has him hurt. Never has him hurt in the whole fight. Just he was so good. I just, he didn't seem right. It seemed like almost he was like sparring sometimes. Hard to say though. Sugar Ray was so good too. They got, he could come back after all those years off. You know, he had one fight, got dropped, said he was retired, and then comes back and decides he's going to fight Hagler. And then he wins. And then Hagler's like, I'm done. I'm done. I'm going to go to Italy and make terrible movies.

58:37You ever see those Marvin Hagler movies? No. Oh, you got to see some clips. No. Joey. They're the dumbest movies of all time. Hagler punches people to go flying through the air. No, I'm not watching that. I love Marvin Hagler too much. No, they're fun. Look, he was having a good time. I bet he was a huge star in Italy. But that's, that to me, it's like everything seems fishy. The fight seemed fishy to me. The decision seemed fishy to me. And then Hagler goes off and becomes a movie star and I go, oh, okay. In Italy, how does that happen? How do you get connected? How does that happen? Look how bad this movie is.

59:16At least we'd call it. Look how bad this movie is. What is the power of commando? The world has to know what's happening here. It's the drill packed feature action fans are waiting for. I want those in yours. Marvelous Marvin Hagler returns from the original Indio. Indio 2, Varavult. But jungle is shrinking. It's here to build a highway for jungle. It's shaped by the mine. And green is spreading. You had better start playing through your guard than we finished the highway before the rainy season. Here, only one man is mean enough. And no many of us may die. But it is better to die than two. Live like slaves.

59:55Mad enough. Tell them the days of running and hiding are over. This is your land. And the top five. When you lead us, my friend. Sometimes. It's hilarious. I actually want to tell you. There's no one fucking to tell you. That guy. That guy. That guy. That guy. That was Sergio. I got to be in this movie. You hit me with a left hand. Come on. I got one scene. hilarious. Wow. I didn't even know that shit. Yeah. That guy was my hero when I was a kid. And then it didn't make him like a shaft or anything. They made him go into like the fucking act. I can see we put him with kind of the black - Italian movies.

1:00:35It's an Italian movie. The man went Italy. There was a lot of movies being made in Italy. That's why they call those spaghetti westerns, right? Did you have a hero in those stores? Like how interesting that is. The Sergio Leone movies? Well, I just saw something about it. Maybe eight months ago about it. There's a thing in my channel 11 in Jersey. You know, Saturday's called I Am. And every week they have somebody else on it. It's brilliant, Joe. I am Bruce Lee. I am this. I am that. Oh, just brilliant. And they had... What were we just talking about? Marvin Angler. No. They had an I Am about somebody.

1:01:11Oh. Please. Please. And it was how he would go and shoot the movies. And then they would send them the films. And they'd have to do 80 R and L .A. Oh, really? Fucking interesting. Shit. I didn't know anything about this stuff. So why did he have to do 80... So, ADR, what does that stand for? It's for a voiceover. You always work. What does stand for, though? Automated dialogue replacement. Thank you. Audio engineer. When he shot the movies, he was just talking. Right. So then when he'd get them after they'd put them together, he would lay the American in them. Oh, I see. And now he would send them back.

1:01:45And they would send them back. And so when he shot the movies, he wasn't even speaking. He had to speak over it. Over it. Wow. Yeah. Because it... Wow. They probably had a dubbed in Italian. But you got to remember all of that... Listen, I'm a big fan of that era of movies. That's my era of movies. That's those people. And, though, you know what I watched the other night? Well, I haven't seen this movie in 30 fucking years. None of years. Well, you put it on, you're going to shit. What? One floor of the cook was nice. I haven't seen that forever. Talk, they got seven stars in that movie. Yeah.

1:02:17Like you a Babbit? Charlie Babbit? Martini? Fucking the guy from Jersey? What's his name? That was in Taxi. The little guy. He's still around. Oh, Daniel, he doesn't know that. You don't listen to that talk. Fucking to do with the big head. Look at the fucking cast on him. Oh, Christopher Lloyd. Wow. Bro, look at that. Oh, that's the dude. That's our boy. Yeah. From the outlawed Josie Well. Yeah. Jeez are my words of life. Yeah, that's true. Also my words of life. How do I fucking make three movies? This. Outlawed Josie Welles. And fucking some other movie. He was in three fucking brilliant movies that dude.

1:02:52Yeah, that guy was in a lot of movies. Bro, this movie is fucking hilarious.

1:03:02They'll make a better sense to me. This will never happen again. That guy, by the way, is a normal guy in today's society. Who? Jack Nicholson. Yeah. Well, you couldn't ever get him in a mental healthy. Be like, this guy's fine. Let him out. Like, there's more fucked up guys right now. The guy that are attending bar on six straight right now. And this movie starts politically incorrect. Like, they couldn't make this today like this. No. And I'm surprised they haven't tried to remake this movie. Well, you know, they're the. The guy who made a home alone. Said that he wanted to cut Trump from it.

1:03:45Out of the scene, but he's worried that he'd get set in prison if he did it. Because he keeps getting aggravated. People in the way him. I think they cut it out of it in Canada. I think the Canadian version of home. Is it home alone too? Yeah, home alone too. Well, you know, I'm a TV show's Trump did over the years. I've seen I see him once a fucking month. They have to say that. No, I can't. It's part of their liberal identity. You have to be united. But like I was telling you that the people that I grew up liking and so do you. That's what I like the bottom that they had to go somewhere else to become stars.

1:04:23And when they came back to the United States, they were like, we're fucking you in the ass now. That's Clint Eastwood. Charles Bronson. Steve McQueen, not as much. He just wanted to fuck everybody in the ass. You know, Steve McQueen was just like, you suck in my deck either way. I'm doing what I want. You know, they don't even have that. Like, when was the last time you, the worst thing we've had in Hollywood in 20 years is when Brad Pitt made the movie with Angelina Jolie and he never came back. Like, poor Jennifer. I had to stay with the wait with flowers and slippers. That motherfuckin never came back.

1:04:58She's a temptress. The first one was when Steve McQueen took that girl from the head of fucking... Oh, yeah. And then to the movie, under his fucking nose. That is something that they will cancer you. They can't, they can't do nothing to it. Well, he was one of the rare movie stars back then. They couldn't do anything to me when he stars. When there's an actual movie star in 1979, like, there's not a lot of those people. You need them to sell tickets. People don't know new people. They're not online. You know, you got to like, no, it's Steve McQueen movie and you go see it. But if you like, who's the star of the movie?

1:05:34I never heard of the guy. I fucked this movie. Oh, look over here. There's a Clint Eastwood movie. Let's go to see that. Like, stars were everything. Everything. Everything. It's interesting because some great movies now don't have any stars in them. Like Mel Gibson when he made a pocket lip dough. You don't know anybody in that movie. That's a great movie. It's a great movie. And you don't know anybody in that movie. It's perfect. It's perfect because you really believe the characters that way. I don't have to go. It's Robert Downey Jr. He's doing a great job pretending to be that scientist. No, no, it's some guy that might actually be a scientist.

1:06:05You know? I don't know. But no, they didn't do anything to Steve McQueen. Charles Braun is the same way. He was a prick on those movie sets. They wanted everything. They took everything to show. Yeah. It just came out before. We discussed it last time. They just got released to Steve McQueen writers from his movies. The writers. Yeah, with writers are different for people that don't know that means like all the things that you get when you're on the set. Like he was on M &Ms in my green room. You know, pick Floyd albums, whatever. Fucking insane. Yeah. His was insane. His suits had to be a certain cut.

1:06:41They had a cost to certain way. He ain't worried that Steve McQueen. Some comics have that kind of shit. We have to have size 11 Jordans waiting for them. Yeah, but you pay for it. The comics are like, yeah, I'm not going in there too. I got my size 12. Well, okay. What's the big deal? Yeah, they gave me some sneakers. No, you didn't. You bought those sneakers too. It comes out of the price. Yeah, they think that, oh, they bought me sneakers because I'm special in a show. Yeah, but I think it's a thing where you want to be, you want to be feeling like you're being taken care of. Right. Yeah, you know, you're paying for it.

1:07:10How do I bring my own sneakers? How do I bring my own sneakers? How am I going to show up and there's a box of sneakers? Oh, you got me white sneakers. I'm not going to perform. Because that shit started happening. Oh, really? Yeah, people were like, I want black, Jordan, and also in their white. I ain't getting on stage. I get my black joy. It's not I got to run around town. I've heard people turn limos back, back in the day because it was the wrong color limo. Yeah, I ordered a white limo. What is this bullshit? And who fucking drove you when you lived under that fucking bridge? It's getting the goddamn fucking car cock.

1:07:40People love making demands, right? Like it has to be this way. Or that's it. I walk. People love making demands. And that's what happens in that fucking town. And Hollywood and people go, okay, no, go fuck yourself. You want that? Bring it yourself. And once you start doing that, that, listen, why understood what you said before about Austin? And it makes sense to me now. It's like the dad took my daughter to school. And there was moms hugging trees in the studio city crying. If I was a redneck, I'd show up on a shotgun that day and just shoot it and watch those moms just fly. That's what a gun's keep the liberals in check.

1:08:17Okay, that's when you come in and go, you want a hug, trees? Boom! And fucking start shooting off. Okay, dog, they were hugging tree right in front of the school my daughter in birch went. Why were they hugging trees? Because they were going to cut the trees down. We went to the school and the cops were there and women were hugging the trees holding each other's hands crying. This is why I had to get the fuck out of that. Crying. And that's where a guy with a gun would have been perfect. A big fucking gun. You guys like trees so much. Boom! And those bitches would have been running to that fucking coffee shop crying.

1:08:53And they know what that is. Fuck those trees, Jack. That's what you need. A gun in California. They tell these motherfuckers shut the fuck up. You go on Facebook now and I see people I used to hang with in California. And they're talking about other people. They're being so talented. And everything's so gracious and to work with such a great bunch of talented individuals. Thank God they've let my creative juices work shut the fuck. Fuck up. Shut the fuck up. What are you talking about? I think the smack you now is smack you later. It is so much. Very potential. Very. And that's what I don't miss any.

1:09:31Listen. When I watch it and move you now, I can't even stand small talk. Like that's what I didn't even know what small talk was. You know, it was like the night you did a show. I'm talking to you about fear before fear fact. You did a show maybe at the Wultern one night. Yeah. And we left a bunch of people there and they circled you. Like, and Manny and a bunch of other people and they were talking to you about a deal or something. And it was like, oh my God, your set was so great. And you're supposed to stand there like, thank you. I fucking hate that shit. Yeah, they love kissing people. We loved it.

1:10:10Oh my God. Mimi and I loved it. Mimi. Victoria and I loved it. Yeah. We're so happy you invited us and you have to sit there and go, come on, look at the fuck off. That was in the deal days. Yeah. But it would still be shopping around deals. Yeah. They come up to you and talk to you. You had to be like, fuck it. Yeah. Yeah. So how is that? How did that feel? Yeah. Well, you're still connected to the system and that was how I was making most of my money. So I'd make some money from stand up, but I would make like a couple hundred thousand dollars on these deals. Yeah, I would be my years money.

1:10:42And then I'd be working with some fucking schlub making a sitcom that sucked. I never went anywhere. I did that for a couple of years. So I did that from like 99 to 2001. And then fear factor started. New radio's on. I did a clock. It's everywhere. I watched. I watched it. I watched my favorite episode a couple of weeks ago when he was playing the piano on the fucking Philharmon. Philharmon was just playing the piano on the elevator and kept opening up. Oh, that's right. Talk about it. That was a fun episode. That was a fun show. But that show would show ruin me for other sitcoms. Doing a sitcom after that show, like why?

1:11:25What it's not going to be the same. It's going to suck. You need to, it's like a very rare combination of people to put together a really good sitcom. That was a very good show. I know that you told me over the years that they kept moving in and never found a home or something like that. Yeah, and you move it from nine times. The show really became popular after it was in syndication. That's when it became popular. It became popular when it was on, you know, 7 p .m. on ABC or whatever the fuck it was, NBC affiliate. You know, when they were just showing the syndicated reruns, that's when it became popular.

1:11:56Way more popular after it was canceled than it was when it was on the air. It was. One of the writers, Lou Morton, every day we'd come to the, to the table read. He would have a t -shirt, like a white t -shirt, and we'd write a number on it. And that number was our ratings. And one day he came in, it was like 85. I was like 85. Really? It's like, we're like 85th. We're the 85th show. That's good. Terrible. What good is number one? Oh, no, no, I just did not know. I don't know, it's like a rating system. No, no, no, no. It's the ranked shows in the country. We were like 85 or 88, something like that.

1:12:34It was real bad. Real bad. Well, you were like on the verge of being canceled. I know you're watching some good shows now. Yeah. I'm watching one show, and I'm okay. What are you watching? There's some people who are dangerous, and then there's Helen Mirren. What are you watching? Oh, the 1923 show? Bolton. Oh, yeah. Is Mobland? Oh, yeah. I heard Mobland's great. She's fucking great. Yeah, I have not seen that, yeah. The Italian Moffie movies, they're done. Really? Yeah, they're done. So, Nero just put out the lights out. They took it out of the movie theater in two fucking weeks. He put what out?

1:13:06He put a movie called Out of the Night's Out, where he plays two roles. He plays Frank Costello and when somebody else, a Vita Juno V's, I don't know exactly. Somebody should have taken D 'Nero's keys away when he wanted to go out and do political speeches. Well, no. I think that, listen, you're not gonna... But bad, the movie, because of his political beliefs. No, but people are gonna take him seriously, because he was political beliefs. Well, the way he acted, he dropped some people. Okay, and I get it, but to make $2 million your first week, that's not good. And then like three million after that.

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1:16:24Where do I start?

1:16:28You're going down a very dangerous road. Are we even down dangerous roads before? But that's the risk you take. Me? I take that. But you're not where I am. I give the charities. I pay my taxes. That actually looks good. I put you where you are today. It's because of me. Mr. Good Citizen. You want to be like them? Come on, you ain't like them. They own this country. They're bigger gancers than we ever could be. We're the same you want to be half -ten, half -hot, half -racketed. You can't have it both ways. You'll be the ring.

1:17:07Know your route.

1:17:12That looks good. I'm telling you. That looks good. I watched that. The movie is not bad. I'm telling you. It's because of De Niro talks too much. I think that we're so out of going to movies every Friday and every Saturday. Like they said, nobody knew it came up. I didn't even know it came up. Well, Cop had killed the movie theaters. Oh, it's a shame. Because they made movies way quicker out on streaming now. All I have to do is wait a month. I can wait a month. One month later, I can watch it at home. I don't have to see somebody texting people right in front of me with their fucking phone blinding white.

1:17:46People talking, what did he say? What did he say? Do you want any popcorn? No. Neither I go to the English show there. Not a show. I've never seen anything like that. I usually go to the last screening on Thursday night. Not a show. I mean, most movie theaters people are polite. Very nice. Where I go. Very fucking believe it. That risk of one douchebag who fucks it up for everybody. I don't, I won't go see a popular movie. I'm not a top rated like that. I like going to see a movie. I go, you know what? I want to go watch that. Some movies I can watch at home. I don't want to watch in the fucking thing.

1:18:24Anything with 3D, like wicket or whatever. I go, I take my mushrooms. I take my daughter. I sit there. She enjoys it and I fucking have a great time. Wicked was great. Wicked was great. Those great boys don't go on mushrooms. No. I was so fucked up. Her chick is black and green. I couldn't deal with that right off the gun. Where's the black people? Raise your hand. What the fuck? I feel like an eraser sitting here. She can't be black and she can't be green. Then Ariana with no eyebrows. That killed me. She had like those blind eyebrows. How am I fucking mushrooms? And this movie won't end. Well, it won't end.

1:18:58It's a long movie. It's a fucking long movie. But I'm looking at her and she's having such a great time. When you look at your kids and they're having such a great time, you're like, I don't give a fuck. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed the Barbie movie. How about that? I never saw it. I enjoyed it. I went with my kids. They had a good time. I thought it was funny. Everybody was like complaining. It's political. It's against the patriarchy. Listen, here's my position. A movie's a lot of people. If you make a good movie and it happens to have a political slant to it, I don't care. Is it a good movie? I don't care.

1:19:30I don't care. You're not going to change my opinion in a movie. This is your opinion. This is how you're going to do it. Okay. So this movie is like a pro feminism movie people were saying. They were complaining. I'm like, what do you, it's a Barbie doll movie. And we just make a movie. It's not for you. They're fucking hands and politic. That's all it. But the thing is everybody has to because they have to have a hot take on everything. Everybody has to have a hot take. There's a market out there of people where all they do is look for something to point out that's a disaster or a failure or here's my hot take and why this sucks.

1:20:05And that's what they do. All they do is find things that suck. And they very rarely talk about things that are awesome. No. Which is crazy because there's so much. I don't. Awesome shit out there. I hate all that shit. You know what's great on Apple Plus slow horses. Okay. You heard of it? You know what it is? No. It's Gary Oldman. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. My wife watches that. It's a British spy drop. She says it's fucking tremendous. It's fucking great. It's tremendous. Really good show. I would watch in the one with John Ham. Which one? He has a show John Ham where he becomes a thief in a rich neighborhood.

1:20:42Oh really? He loses job. But there's too many shows. Yes, too many fucking shows. There's too many shows. You just can't. You can't watch more. You want to watch a show that you shouldn't be on mushrooms? Severance. I heard that's very well. Good anyway. Yeah, it's a very good show. Don't watch out on mushrooms. Oh, you'll get fucked. I watched that movie. Demi Moore, what are you? I heard about that. That is the movie. Is that a show or a movie? To movie? That is the weirdest fucking movie I've seen in years. It's a movie where she gets young again and goes back and forth. Yeah, yeah. Old and young.

1:21:12Yeah. It was a little too deebs distance. Did you see it, Jamie? No, I was going to see it. It's like a black mirror type movie. And that just came back out too. Black mirrored it. Yeah, I heard the new ones are great. Do you watch 1823? Yes. You liked it? You enjoyed it? I enjoyed all of them. I loved it. I loved it. I enjoyed all of them. Landman's good too. You see Landman? That's very good. Funny. Yeah. That fucking guy. Billy Bob's a man. I love anything. He's shooting already. Yeah. Right? They're down there shooting. I believe so. Yeah, because they were looking for vehicles or something.

1:21:44I saw last one coming in. Yeah. Well Taylor likes to do everything down here when he can. You know, he's got that giant ranch out here. Taylor shared it. He's got the four sixes. He's got that ranch. And, you know, I mean, that guy can't lose. Everything he touches is gold. He's doing a really good job. Yeah. You ever met him? No. Fucking great guy. No, I have a mutual friend that told me you should meet him. I did it with him in Bert and Vegas recently. All our wives together after the fights, after UFC fights. And a bunch of my pool player friends came by and Goggins. Goggins was there with his wife too.

1:22:16Great time. Fucking great dinner. So much fun. Well, I'll have fun. Good fucking time. But Taylor shared it. It's great. Just the guy can't lose. And, you know, he meets a cardio, bro. You know, go watch that. I watched it. I watched that again. The first and the second one. The second one. The cardio was a fucking banger of a movie. It was on TV the other day. I was like, that's right. This movie's. That's a banger of a movie. You know what? It's a shame that I don't know. Maybe before the pandemic had started with like really bad movies. It's just a shame. You know, it really is a shame that we got to wait for shows this long.

1:22:56Like fucking. There's so much to watch. Yeah, the Adam and family never came back with Jenna Garcia. Was it supposed to come back? Yeah. The Netflix never. And I worked at one of the dudes and he goes, yeah, we already shot it. It's still fucking been like three years. Why they come back? My kids gonna fucking not even remember. She didn't even remember it anyway. Are they doing anything with it? I've never heard anything again. Huh. Why would they do that? That doesn't make sense. That's like the sense. Netflix is off the, you know, they don't know. They just, Netflix has so much fucking shit on there.

1:23:27They have so much. So much. If I see one more Pablo Escobar thing. They got, if you watch like a murder thing one time, forget it. They're talking about doing the UFC on Netflix. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently, I think the UFC's negotiation period with ESP, ended. Yeah. So what that means is they could talk to other people. That fucking thing that night when everything fell apart, that was the bad night. What night? When the ball dropped, not this card, but the one before that, when the pay per views, when all of the disaster started. It was about pay per views one night that nobody was getting the pay per view.

1:24:08Oh, right. Why did everyone fucking the app failed? Yeah, the app failed. It was too overwhelming for the UFC, I think. When it happens. But this must have been bad because what fight, what fight card was that Jamie where there was a failure? I want to say what it was. I don't, was I working that? How do I not know that that happened? I don't think you were working that one. You see, 313, so two events ago. May, March. Where was that? Where was it? Was that Adesanya or... On Colleagues' decision over a prayer. Oh, okay, so I was working that one. You did work it? Yeah, I was working that one for sure.

1:24:56It was on the live when he won the title of a prayer. So the pay per view, what happened and went down? Or it partially went down. It partially went down, I couldn't order the card. Oh, there was a bunch of shit going on. Then I went on Twitter and I saw Frankie. He had to get a bunch of other guys, fighters saying what the fuck is wrong with mine? I'm like, okay, it's not just me. And then I heard the riff rap that night and then the next day they were talking about it and then Monday, Dana was hot. I know he did something, he said something about it. Well, I think in general the pay per view numbers are down as well because the casuals aren't buying it as much because you don't...

1:25:29First of all, the UFC is not like boxing. Like a boxing pay per view is like, oh, canelo's fighting in four months and then you get gear up and you buy the canelo, canelo alvarez pay per view. If you're a big boxing fan, you might buy one once every couple months. If you're all like hardcore, you're watching all of them. You're on DeZone and you're on ESPN Plus. You're watching every boxing match there is. But there's not a lot of pay per views. Do you have to see as a pay per view every week? Or excuse me, every month. And then they have a fight every week. So it's like getting people to shell out 70 bucks for this card.

1:26:07And also like some of the great fights are on the undercard. And you already before the pay per view starts, you already have three and a half hours of great fights you can watch for free. And some of them are trying to lure you into buying the pay per view. So some of the best fights are really on the undercard. Sometimes like guys who you don't know their names, you have... There's always one good fight that I want to watch on the undercard. Oh, I'm going to watch the undercard. Oh, wait. And you guys start talking about the fights and then you get... And then you order it. Yeah, I mean the big fight clearly this last weekend was Volkanovsky versus Lopez.

1:26:41That was the fight I really wanted to see. Because I really wanted to see if Volkanovsky could pull it off. All -time great, featherweight champion. One of the for sure greatest fighters of all time. A shoe in for the Hall of Fame. Buddy's 36 and he got knocked out two times at the ronies fighting this fucking animal in Diego Lopez. It was a great fight though. And Volkanov pulled it off. But the fight that I really wanted to see was Bryce Mitchell versus John Silva. Right. Because John Silva is a mother fucker, dude. That guy looks like a world champion. He looks like... He took them with a shot of the dars.

1:27:17Yeah, well he took them like a ninja choke. And was like a no arm in it. With the dars, you have the arm in it and you cinch it up. That was just all neck. And put him sleep. He tapped and then he went out. And to do it and to just beat him from pillar to post the entire fight. And lose smiling and laughing and looked like he was never threatened and never in danger. Just like he was on another level. Like way above Bryce. Like looked like a world champion. Like even guys that have beat him before. The beat Bryce Mitchell before. Except Josh Emmett who just KO'd him with one punch. But like even Ilya Toporia, like he got to get a hold of him first.

1:28:01Like John Silva looked like he was never a fight. Like almost like he was having fun. He was trying to get him in touch hands. At the beginning of every round he wouldn't do. He's like, come on, touch hands. He tried to touch hands. He wouldn't touch hands. And then finally he just put him to sleep. He's an animal man. That guy is that whole team apparently. The fighting nerds. I was talking to John Anik about this. He said they have data scientists that work for the team. Data scientists who analyze techniques. And they like break things down. Like what's effective in patterns. They find patterns, patterns of opponents.

1:28:36What the person does when they do it. Where are they going? Brazil. Oh, I'm going to go in Brazil. Bro, that's a team of fucking savages. Kyle Baharalyo who's one of the top 185 pounders who might be the best in the world. I mean, when he fights trick his two PC eventually, we'll see. But he's just storking that division. I mean, he's one of the best contenders in that. And then you have Mauricio Rufi who's one of the baddest lightweights alive. A gigantic lightweight tall and not wheel kick Bobby Green into another dimension. Or you got that guy. You got Carlos Protes who's a fucking killer. Stone cold, moly tie killer who's really hard to take down.

1:29:16And he's just 100 % finishing rate in the UFC, I believe. He just knocked out Neil Magne. Like he's he fucks everybody up. He's a sniper like super like skillful and slick boy tie guy. So that whole team is just killer killer killer killer is all killers. Just like a team of like brilliant up and coming killers. See, these guys are learning now. It's not just about training hard. It's not just about sacrifice. It's about thinking hard too. It's about learning. It's about like really going over your game. And like what can you improve upon? How do we how do we make this better? How do we seal up this part of the game?

1:29:58Amazing. I think the guy that led that for me was GSP. Oh yeah. I was always very impressed with how every fight he showed up with something different. Yeah. While his opponent was still like, yeah, GSP's got skills, but I still got this right hand. Okay. Bro, he was right hand always learning. He was always learning. He was in the city with the kickboxing guy. He was over it. Phil Nurse. He was the Phil Nurse in the Watt. Yeah. And then he would go with all the Greg Jackson guys. Wow. And he would go over there. Go to the wall car. And he was boxing. Remember when he fought, I think it was Josh.

1:30:35And he was jabbing. Was that the fight he fucking broke the jab out and he had trained that wall car. Yeah. His jab, it fucked Josh's eye up so bad that Josh couldn't fly home. I remember that. I remember all that shit. That's why I like the bottom. His training was another time, you know, you're watching and he's doing gymnastics. Yeah. Where's gymnastics at all this play again? Well, he just realized that gymnasts are so powerful because they have such control of their body. And he's like, well, I'm going to get better control in my body. So he learned how to do that. I believe it's swimming.

1:31:04Yeah. I can try to do this. Do it now. Meanwhile, you're still going, well, why did you do two game? Is that a little bit? This motherfucker just went and worked on every part of his game, but focused on just one really. You know what's really crazy about him? He still does the same thing. He's really a martial artist. He comes to Austin all the time to train with John Donnerer and Gordon Ryan all the time. He's here all the time. I see him like every couple of months. He comes down to train and then he'll go somewhere else to train and he'll go somewhere else to train. No desire to fight. He doesn't want to fight anymore at all.

1:31:33He's just a martial artist. He's so happy and content. He's like the best example of a guy who retired with millions in the bank and is living like his best life. He's a real martial artist. He really is. He just wants to learn and grow. Why would he come here and train with Gordon Ryan? Why would he train with that fucking animal? If you're not actually thinking about competing, but for him it's just all about growing. It's all about growing and this martial arts journey that he's on for his whole life. It's really amazing. It's very cool. You know, when he would come to 10th Planet of Jiu -Jitsu and he would learn stuff from Eddie too.

1:32:08He came down to learning the turning sidekick from me. Like he just wants to learn from everybody. He wants to learn everything. He's always constantly seeking out. Very smart. Very smart. Very smart. And you'll see him. He's in all these different gyms. You'll see him. Look, he's in Thailand. He's working with Muay Thai guys. He's over here. He's over there. He's just enjoying his life and training martial arts all over the world. That's incredible. Incredible. Incredible. It's beautiful. Because the saddest thing for me is when a fighter stops fighting and they lose their identity. George has never lost his identity.

1:32:39He hasn't gone through some weird phase where he doesn't know what to do with himself. I am not impressed with your performance. That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Yeah, that became like a meme before memes. I was not impressed with your performance. Nice as fucking guy in the world. Nice as good in the world. And really smart, man. Really interested in all kinds of shit. Like, oh, he's like reading stuff and fascinated by things. Just a guy, just a curious guy who wants to learn and he's just going through his life just having a good time now. He doesn't have to think about business, you know.

1:33:15He's just training. It's kind of fucking awesome. It's awesome. It really is awesome. It really is. Because like with no golden mind other than growth, other than growth and getting better. And he's still rolling hard, man. I'm watching a roll with these guys. He's rolling with his asses. You know, he's still doing Jiu -Jitsu with like top flight black belts, man. Would you ever consider going back to the fact one, Dona? No. No. Just going to a school once a week and just going in there with a bunch of guys and throwing some kicks and shit. I thought about it. I am. No, no, you're not feeling me.

1:33:47What do you mean? Anybody can work on it. Can you imagine now what you're like? Like I've been thinking about it. There's a purple belt at my Jiu -Jitsu school. He's 68. Oh wow. He came from a fucking Shodokan Karate background and he goes, I teach in the Bronx every Wednesday night. He goes, this was my school. I sold it. But I still go up down to Wednesdays. Come with me sometime. I'm like, wow. How cool would that be? It would be cool to take class. That's what I'm saying. One time a week, like something that you, what's the... Longing after spar. No, no, no. But you do those, you know, like when you do Taekwondo, they had one steps.

1:34:23Once that, like those little, those were chic, they run, I think that's the callway. I could throw a punch. Yeah, it's drill. And that's what you need. You're not gonna... Oh, you're not gonna fucking... You're not gonna fucking spar. Go crazy, but... It drills are really important.

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1:39:36esa in a piece of your pussy la sama nap her la trauma I'm older and I love doing crazy shit. I love it. I don't want much in a day time no more So I'll try to catch a boxing class for Jiu Jitsu and all that shit And Jiu Jitsu is the toughest one for me like I haven't been to Jiu Jitsu since November because I've been sick You know I had a bunch of problems and I was on antibiotics. I was having a hard time fucking breathing But I can't wait to go back But now I'm gonna go back and do it a little bit differently flow flow. Yeah, I'm more flown There's one guy little flow with music cop and Drilling more.

1:40:15Yeah, they have a blue belt class. It's basically a lot of drilling That's great. You've learned a lot of calories in that. Trilling is so important But you have to go in the daytime they roll a little bit more at night the classes are so shut that you don't have time to Roll that long right I would rather drill a long time and then roll once and get the fuck out of that's perfect for me You know, so even with boxing. I don't know when I go box. I don't fucking Go crazy. I had to speed back a little bit Two rounds and I had to back that moves around that burns ton of calories Then I hit the hard bag and I'm out of there 7 3 7 8 3 minute rounds and I'm good You know what I like to do like to put on the Wu -Tang clan.

1:40:54Just fuck that heavy bag. I love it I love your phones. I love war and I'll tell you what else I got into it Not on my mold because when I went to that hospital it taught me a lot of show it reminded me that I wasn't a kid no more Like we fuck around and we have a good time and we think we're bad motherfuckers, but You want to stay healthy? Yeah, ever since I come out of hospital a month ago everything's fucking changed come out here Joey get you on that way is to well get you I think we'll go on tomorrow Come on. We're going tomorrow. Are you busy tomorrow? If you're here, I'm not busy. All right Let's go on.

1:41:25I like that blood thing. They did yes Nothing to get a IV bag. Yeah, no, that was a little one. It wasn't a big idea. Oh, the so you're talking about a stem cell push push yeah IV stem cells. Yeah, I just got that Tuesday. I brought Rich Voss in how was he he was great? I love that guy to I love him to had a good time. We had a good time at the club. We see I see him. Oh, you know, yeah, I see him every Well, he's Jersey too. Yeah, I see everyone's that we meet up and do a show sweetheart. I love him the death So he's been having a problem with his rotator. Yeah, he's brought him down to Brigham Brigham's got this crazy thing.

1:42:02I'm gonna show you this chain because it's fucking bananas He's got this crazy thing where he's got an AI that you ask questions to have you seen it Jamie? It's fucking nuts, right?

1:42:18Yeah, I'll send this to you Jamie So Brigham has this new beautiful facility where ways to well as the great view They moved they moved they have a new facility. Okay, they bought a building and renovated it and it's incredible But one of the things they have is this big screen with this alien and You touch the alien and ask it a question and it uses AI like so it has an AI a large language model base press Licious press it. Hey, can you tell me The history of testosterone and prostate cancer my doctor said he's worried is gonna cause prostate cancer. What do you have to say? So the alien like thanks about it The concerns stems from a 1941 study by Huggins that suggested testosterone fuel prostate cancer But this has been thoroughly debunked by modern research particularly by doctor Abraham Morgan Tyler Current evidence shows no causal relationship between testosterone therapy and prostate cancer development In fact many men with prostate cancer have low testosterone levels The outdated theory misunderstood how testosterone interacts with prostate tissue a numerous studies now show properly monitored testosterone therapy is safe for most men even those with a history of prostate cancer in some cases And then a while I think that's a future and it can answer any question it could analyze your blood work You could tell it hey, you know my vitamin B12 level is this my testosterone level is that my what would you suggest?

1:43:57I take what I suggest is a protocol of and it would just like rattle off things that you need You need some nice hit in your system. What do you take magnesium before you go to bed? You know how much REM sleep are you getting per night? Are you monitoring that and it starts talking to you? Isn't that crazy? It's an app too. It's on your phone What are these people talking about the last night the club they go on chat GPT is some shit. You don't know what that is? No chat GPT is AI. It's like it's on your phone like you can ask it a question, you know like I can like give me a good question Who was the composer of swanie river?

1:44:37Who is the composer of swanie river? So you see how my phone has all those rainbows on the outside like that that means it's searching for the answer and boom gives me the answer Can you go on chat GPT and tell me more about Stephen Foster the composer of swanie river Bam and then it goes on chat GPT I'm in the high design assistant feel free to ask anything What Disney movies are the most racist? Working with chat GPT right now It hung up on me The reason why I Show that is what chat GPT told me to go far myself. It disconnected One of the greatest episodes you were talking to me a couple weeks ago We were talking about you watch the gleeson interview on 60 minutes Yes, you know I watched the honeymoon is every Saturday.

1:45:44Do you really every Saturday at midnight there I don't have time for anything else. I got to be home by midnight on Saturdays, okay? And then the reason why I said swanie river to you is that is one of the best episodes and gleeson ever did he was going on the 95 ,000 dollar question and you have to go up levels. Yeah, and they ask you questions. He picked music So he had his buddy Norton get all the sheet music and Norton would play music for him and go who is this? And he would have to say and then the Italian lady Miss Manacotti would come down and it was a great episode But there's one scene where Norton would play and he go Norton.

1:46:25Why the fuck do you? Here it is Why the fuck do you play this? What's this? This is my last night to brush up on the songs now. Let's not waste any time get going all right I You wait a minute please Why must you always play Before you go in and play the song I'm trying to guess I Told you once I told you a hundred times. It's the only whack and warm up before I played a piano I've picked your warmth up before I pitch it a ball game. I've got a warm up that way before I played a pier I hope I don't have to tell you this again. Are you ready? Go ahead and play All right now go to the end so joke it's here So he goes I'm running out hurry up.

1:47:28You better take a guess now play the song from so he sees $100 are you ready? I certainly am all right Mr. Kramden for $100 who is the composer of swan e river This Facebook Funny Rhythm that's right swan e river can we have a few bars of swan e river Jose?

1:48:02That's swan e river right now who's the composer your time's running out hurry up you better take a guess Ignoten Apparently sorry Mr. Kramden know the correct answer is Stephen Foster, but thanks so much You've been a wonderful contestant and a swell score It's fucking face though The 60 minute interview was great, isn't it blew me the fuck away? It was great It's listening to him talk that was when he was just playing golf and drinking He had that crazy golf cart that he would drive around in and What's the book I read where he he taught Richard prior how to smoke pot like how to hide it? They did a movie the toy right they do the time out of hide it yeah, because Richard probably a little joy that one day He's like what are you doing come on you got to have some class?

1:49:01So how do you hide it you know under your hand? Oh mix it with the cigar He thought he Richard were smoking it out and Jackie police was what he doing man come on nice smoking like this Richard probably think this motherfucker taught me how to smoke a joint so he would tuck it away and he was 20 years old Yeah, you know Jackie Lisa was a fucking beast man. I got party beast gone. He did it all a party He died fairly young, you know how busy? I want to say close to 60 But I think it was a couple different kinds of cancer How old was he when he died Jamie? Yeah? Oh was he Oh 71 oh, that's not true.

1:49:46No, that's true. The national I was 74 right? Yeah, I thought he died younger than that no Um, but yeah Hard living hard living. Yeah, you ever say the here's story about him and Richard Nixon No Richard Nixon him we're getting drunk one night Richard Nixon goes you want to see some UFOs? And so he get on Air Force one and they fly to one of the Air Force bases where they have this fucking crashed UFO and alien bodies on ice Jackie Gleason apparently becomes obsessed with UFOs after this has a house built in upstate New York that looks like a UFO His house was a flying saucer. He had a house built the Lula UFO and The story's unsubstantiated it's hard to know if it's true, but it was like his ex -wife told it in some magazine, right?

1:50:36But it tracks it tracks with If you believe these people that say that there was Some sort of a crash that they did recover then they do have bodies so this is a fucking house He has a house built that's one image of it, but there's other images of what looks even more like a flying saucer And wild that it kind of looks normal like a house there though, but I built the flying saucer house Nixon and him got hammered. I'm hoping that's gonna happen with me and Trump, but Trump doesn't get drunk You imagine you're hanging out with Trump and he's like you want to see the UFO? Can you keep a secret?

1:51:20Yeah, there he is hanging out with Nixon and They supposedly do have something that crashed and they supposedly do have Biological entities that are on ice somewhere As of course according to these whistleblowers that work for the government and now we're talking about I just don't know what's real It's hard to know And you talk about it you feel like a moron because it's like There's got to be something out there. Okay, we got to assume there's something out there whether or not I don't even know right, but we should we assume that that something's been here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so yeah Well, I would come here if I was from somewhere else and I was like what do you know imagine if you're like from some super advanced Civilization that's completely Abandoned war.

1:52:08There's no theory everybody reads everybody's minds. There's no unfairness because they've worked all that stuff out and it's just Superior intellect because everybody's evolved for a million years past where we are now and you get the opportunity to see what a Breakthrough civilization looks like right when they're figuring out nuclear power right when they're figuring out flight and war and Cell phones and shit like that like that would be like you and I going back and and going and Visiting the real Wild West like being in a like a gold mining town in 1830, you know, you know nuts that would be you know fucking crazy Be one of the minor 49ers and 1849 Going all the way to San Francisco and these fucking animals stabbing each other in saloons like you know what that would be like The kind of barbarians that took a chance with wooden wheels getting pulled by a horse and went across mountain ranges to try to get to the gold That would be like us going to visit that of course we would visit that Of course like if you had a chance to see what it would like to see Christopher Columbus Land in the Bahamas to see what that must have been like of course you would want to see it If you could go literally back in time and see primitive humans Well, if they're just like us, but they're like us millions of years from now.

1:53:31Of course they would want to visit us It would be so interesting you imagine if there was a planet where we could go where we could see cavemen We got would you imagine walkin' blockers gonna say that out? Yeah We can see guys making fucking arrowheads with with flint for the first time and Strapping them in sticks giant fucking heads and big teeth Covered in hair just figuring out tools. Oh my god. We would be fascinated by those people We think about it as listen since I'm a kid we're talking about Marsha And hailey right since I'm fucking yeah six seven. I'm adhering about this the moon landing was in 69 So I was six so it started after that like I heard more and more about it.

1:54:14So what you mean to tell me is in 55 years we haven't found that more information about it. We know We know what's going on. We know NASA's not stupid They know something's out and they play with us a little bit from time to time But that's something out there my friend. I think so too. There's something off there I think the other problem with the president knowing You know though. Can they keep things in the president? Of course again the president is only there for four years Then he has to get in there again and if you wins he's only there for four more years These fucking people are 30 -year careers 50 -year careers and the intelligence agencies If they know something and they've known something since You know fucking Gerald Ford.

1:54:52Why why would they tell you? Why do you need to know? Have you ever had been hiding this from the population for so long and those old time is didn't need a What's that we don't have to sign something? NDA like that. Yeah, whatever the fuck. There's no NDAs back then. So There was something to it. Yeah, there was something to it. You know, you got that place in new Mexico You got Hudson County where I've been discussed before with Marshal's land and you have all these places that have a higher volume I wonder what's number two in UFO sightings I wonder what's number one. What's number one is it Hudson Valley?

1:55:27Yeah, yeah George Washington bridge that old thing that's crazy I wonder what number two number three and number four is it's interesting that a lot of them are over near where the ocean is Because that's that's one of the big theories that they have bases in the ocean Because the reality of the ocean is no one's looking You know if you have something on earth satellites can see it like if you have something that's in the middle of Nevada in some deserted area And you have buildings satellites can see that they can see the structures So you have to hide them, but if you have something in the ocean nobody sees anything We we've only explored what what is the percentage of the ocean floor that we have to explore I think it's like 10 percent I think it's somewhere around 10 maybe 20 percent So that means that 80 percent of the ocean floor is undiscovered We have no idea what's down there and it's you know a mile two miles deep in some spots If you're from a super sophisticated civilization that's Millions of light years away and you can come here instantaneously and you have the ability to traverse In these what they call transmedium craft which means they can go through air and go through water Just he creates a gravity bubble around it and go through everything That's what they think these things are doing.

1:56:45That's what they can go 500 knots underwater just Like nothing we have could do that And if they have bases under the ocean it makes sense that these sightings are all near the ocean. Just totally makes sense A lot happens in the ocean that ocean is stronger than what you fucking think Yeah, I love going to a beach and just as you have a beach Seabed 20 30 Seabed 2030 what they've mapped out they've gotten 30 percent map. They're trying to get the whole thing done by 2030. Oh really? Oh, interesting. Oh, what if they find a base? What if they get down there and they find bases? What is all that stuff?

1:57:22What are those lines? I'm guessing that's where they probably sent their drones Probably Looks like it looks like a pool scrubber you know, oh, that's crazy So they're scouring the ocean floor to try to get them at that's why the aliens are gonna come out. Wow, that's Hawaii Whoa, that's not why it's over here. It is what's that one of those islands in the middle? Is that Catalina? Oh? I see oh you resume dead. Yeah. Oh, okay This stuff is I think these little like color brown spots are what's sticking up in the rest of its underneath Hmm, wow, I got a p real quick. Go ahead dog. I don't need that pause.

1:57:58Yeah, we'll be right back folks Whoo, and we're back. What we just talking about Aliens what not and what not yeah, you know, I feel that we know we're just not gonna you know, it's like everything else man We know who shot Kennedy. We're not gonna release it. You know, we're gonna play with us. That's what they do. I think that they would be I think even after all the Alien talk and everything I think Americans couldn't really handle it Well, there was actually a discussion this guy how put off Who was the physicist that worked with the US government told me that during the Bush administration they actually wanted to talk About the potential of disclosure to the American people will be the pros and the cons and so they listed What could be disrupted?

1:58:43Well the economy could be disrupted religion could be disrupted disrupted government could be disrupted What would be the positive aspects and they started looking at the positive aspects like scientific development the understanding that we're not alone You know, and then they waited all out and the cons outweighed the pros By a significant number and so they decided not to disclose it. This is what how put off says so he is a scientist. That's work with the government for Decades and he you know, I had dinner with him and Jacques Valais Jacques Valais the guy who the character in closing counters of the third con was Based on the French guy the scientist Jacques Valais been studying UFOs since like I think the fifties Brilliant brilliant guys written tons of books on on the subject and the stories that he knows that he's aware of the historical stories Which really gets crazy is when they get into like the 1700s and the 1800s and the early 19th there's the same stories The people are seeing the same things the same kind of things are happening these people the people that are encountering the crafts and encountering the beings They're reporting the same stories the real similar to the point where you like what's going on and if it's real unique in like You know, I haven't been I've seen UFO.

1:59:57I haven't seen aliens you haven't Jamie hasn't But what if one of us did like if there's millions and millions and millions of people and one guy is fucking walking his dog in the middle of a field And all sudden this thing just lands right in front of him and no one's around And then these things get out and they look at you and they're talking to you with their mind And then they get back in their ship and they fucking disappear. They zoom off so fast You can't even follow with your eyes and then you're sitting there going what the fuck do I tell anybody Who's gonna believe me? Who's gonna believe this?

2:00:30I should probably not tell anybody and then you're lying in bed at night You're all freaked out because you can't believe you know something other people don't know You know the most incredible thing then not only are they real But they can do things that we can't possibly do they cannot be us. There's something different. It's a different life form I think when they came here maybe somebody painted them as green or whatever me I feel like if they're here they walk around Looking like us there are there are more Not intelligent life source like the movie cocoon right That's in my mind and and so just I'm the type of guy I'll talk to you invasion of the body snatchers.

2:01:10Yeah, invasion of the body I'm the type of guy I'll talk to you about him but just talking to you just now about Somebody's the government telling me that aliens exist I would it would knock me down because I know they do right but not really but not really but not really I know they do but not really and that's I think with everything. Yeah, so it wouldn't even shock me a little bit to find out But I think that yeah the cool type people Jacques Vela is of that opinion too like what's interesting about him is he really maintains Scientific credibility after all these years despite Like studying UFOs at a back in the time where if you studied UFOs you were a crackpot But everything he looked at was just based on logic This is what we know and this is what we don't know.

2:01:55This is what we can prove This is what we can't prove and we estimate that there's a certain percentage of these experiences whether it's 5 % or what that are legitimate There's a great number the the vast majority of things that people see in the sky are not UFOs. No I guarantee we do see things yeah, that we think it's something else in the G UFO. Yeah I could see that happening so yeah, people see the Saturn they think Saturn's a UFO They think you know they people see things too, you know And then there's also weird phenomenon that's real like ball lightning Ball lightning is a type of lightning that like juts around like a ball like a fucking like a Giant softball of lightning just darting around the sky and then it goes away And it's just it's just a weird form of lightning that is Has been documented, but if you saw that if you were in the middle of like New Mexico by yourself camping You saw that like fuck man.

2:02:48You think it's a favor here or something like that. Oh my god Man angels are matching our mushrooms and you see ball lightning like what the fuck man You're seeing traces behind the ball lightning you would 100 % believe and feel like you came in contact With an angel you would believe and feel like something from another planet communicated with you You'd probably fill your head up with all this important shit that it told you that you have to tell people I've got to tell people man. We're doing it all wrong. We're all one man. We're all one. We can't be fighting these wars It's so foolish and they want us to know they want us to take care of mother earth meanwhile you just saw ball lightning while you're on mushrooms You know when I lived in Boulder I got into a whole time with some guy He's told me about mermaids Oh god.

2:03:36I had a coffee shop drove me fucking crazy The joke was so crazy I didn't have a computer back then, but I actually had to go to library and I went down a hole And maybe 10 years ago I went online one night and got eye I was reading about mermaids Like that's something I believed the dumbest thing about mermaids is they have a fish from the waist down Right, but the boring thing actually spotted in the 1800s somewhere Is this a lie It don't even make any sense like fish don't have sex you fucking idiot That means it's the most beautiful one in the world from the from the waist up and all she do is give you blow jobs Because fish don't have sex.

2:04:12That's okay. That's not my problem I'm not looking to have sex with it But people are they want to fall in love with the mermaid, but like that's the craziest person to fall in love with is there any No, come on. No, no, they're manatees. These people saw manatees Probably their eyesight sucked because they all had scurvy you know, they were all fucking starving to death They all had syphilis their faces are falling off these rotten scumbags that are on these boats together And then they they're so horny that they want to fuck manatees They see manatees in the the foggy water flopping around that I swear it's a girl the tail They want to hop off they're like like a guy in the desert that sees an oasis that's not there I see water and you just try to drink the sand.

2:04:56That's what it is Guys, it has got to be a mermaid. So these horny scumbags from like Europe in the 1500s these monsters They're on this boat together for four months and they they think they see women in the water When They were probably on opium they probably had syphilis they were drunk. That's why I got love the animals That's why I got love the eighties because two guys actually went into the studio and go look We got a movie about a fucking guy who falls in love with a mermaid And the guys like come on. I gotta do that all said that's fine. Let me tell you something that's another good movie Do you know Joey that's a good point was like that This is one of the reasons why America became what it is Is that everybody who moved here initially took a crazy chance You had to take a crazy chance you had to get in a boat In the 1700s and make your way across the Atlantic ocean you have no idea if storms are common There's no fucking weather calm You you don't even know what it looks like over here because they don't have pictures yet Someone's gonna draw you this is what I saw what I visit Maryland Told you there's a fucking mermaid you fuck Fucking fake thing Oh Jesus Christ that's hilarious That's one of the reasons why America became so powerful To the two things the Constitution the Declaration of Independence The Bill of Rights like that stuff all the laws that gave you freedom of speech The right to bear arms right to practice your own religion all those things are in crap But also the type of people that moved here Crazy risk -taking mother fuckers that were willing to get their kids and get on a boat and make it across the country So everybody that came over here was just fucking gung ho They're a wild folk Wild dangerous people trying to get jobs on the east coast That's still to this day why the east coast is so crazy so chaotic and so fun Because though that that was like the echoes of these pioneering monsters That travel their way across the ocean the crazy people desperate for anything Europe just sucks so bad like we got to get the fuck out of here whether it's from Spain or Ireland or where they boats just boats Italians boats And then they make their way across the land and then you know cover the whole thing eventually And in a few hundred years It's a crazy story man And we got to be careful of this place you can't sacrifice The things that made us so great in terms of our freedom just for political gain Because then We're gonna give the whole thing away and we could go the same way Iran's going The same way they were they had a like a European style Country and now it's a dictatorship and now it's Islamic and you know There's no getting out of that now without some crazy revolution right It could go that way anywhere man if there's people anywhere on earth in 2025 living under the thumb of tyranny There can be people here It's just a bunch of things have to go wrong We saw a few things go wrong during COVID that should have woke a lot of people up That the fabric of society is more fragile than you think it is And that's why the founding fathers are so wise they put into play protections To keep tyranny from taking over they had a bunch of checks and balances that you can't get through You don't have ultimate power like a king you have Congress you have the Senate you have you know You have the supreme court It's gotta be like that Is you can't change that just because you want your side to win Everybody has to be aware of that everybody gets shortsighted Democrats get shortsighted on this Republicans get shortsighted on this you can't have that happen It's not good for anybody.

2:09:07It's not good for us if you think your opinions and your beliefs And what you know is Is more beneficial to the American people State your case that should be the only thing we do These people should be able to state their case explain how what you can do do We should demand that and all that other shit Stop it just get rid of it get rid of all of it Get rid of all of it No one should be pro crime no one should be letting people off the hook for violent crimes No one should be like letting gang members live in some sanctuary city from another country that come over here just to cause Have it and create create crime because it we have weak policing And because we let them in like no one that we know no side should want that no shot side should want the country to be more dangerous You know and no side should want people deported to El Salvador prisons that aren't really gang members either No shot no side should want no due process No side should want the ability to the government to like imagine like you're a person who's over here illegally But you're not a criminal you're just a guy who doesn't have paperwork and then they send you to Prison somewhere someone decides because of your tattoos that you're in a gang So now all of a sudden you're in a prison in another country and you haven't even been to trial We can't let that happen either You know Did you see that from prison where they took them to Nicaragua whatever that place is?

2:10:26El Salvador El Salvador with a house on 40 and so that's crazy That's crazy That's insane. They probably they have unmarked graves They you know people die they get strangled whatever taken the back unmarked grave You know, it's it's complete dehumanizing of people as a over correction to having too much crime and gang violence So too much crime and gang violence then you throw all due process out the window round everybody up throw them all in jail And if you're gonna do that a certain percentage of them are probably I mean It's gonna be effective. You're definitely gonna curb crime But you're also gonna victimize a few innocent people a certain percentage of innocent people like undoubtedly Especially if you have no due process Listen man, we know that like this is This can't come to America You know and if we're sending our prisoners over there How much different is that then the other stuff that we hate like sending jobs overseas Where people work for a dollar a day and don't get healthcare?

2:11:28We would never allow that in America right? Well, we would never allow this kind of a prison in America either So should we really be involved in sending people to this kind of a prison If they're from another country You know, it's a it's an interesting question. I think you gotta interesting. I think It's there's something there is a bit of a problem right if you come from one country and then they put you in a prison and another one without A trial If they say you're a gang member and you're in MS 13 you come from Mexico You make your way into America and also they put you in an El Salvador prison.

2:12:00You're like yo, what happened here? Now that's a lot of they took a handful of people that had weird tattoos and stuff like that That's what I've heard but I don't really know the truth You don't know the truth Because you know they were saying that they keep talking about this guy in the mainstream media saying he's a Maryland father And this but then that Tom home and guys says no, he's a member of MS 13. It's okay. Who's telling the truth? And they were saying that if you got deported and came back into this country again illegally We would round him up again and do it all over again. We didn't make a mistake Okay, well who's telling the truth?

2:12:37All right, well, there's a man that's mistaken identity and this is a police record. Yeah, right Let me say his police record If the guy has a tattoo and he's got no police wrecking He's got a family and a wife and but but it's like remember the we take me for chicken Which place by your old house 20 years ago you still always invite me for check. Oh chicks. Yeah Oh, how good was that place he had that that wood fired rotisserie absolutely only cash no credit card Well, that's what killed them. So think about this. What if he had that for 20 years great guy Because I always went up there when he was very nice.

2:13:13Yes great guy What if they came and got him because he didn't have a green card He was he was illegal. No, but he was legal. He was legal. He was legal You know, there's people like he was acting generation. Okay, there's people that came and you know they're here Before I said actually I think he was more in second generation. Yeah, I want to make sure I'm the guy had roots in the community I'm not gonna just put him on the fucking. Yeah, it's the but the I think what you got to do is just get rid of criminals only But the only way to know if someone's a criminal is to have due process But it's not over a fucking tattoo.

2:13:48No, it's due process Because there's a lot of kids get stupid tattoos Yeah, and then you have them a lot of you know, when I went to Japan I couldn't work out in the gym in the hotel. They made me go up to my room put a long cleave shirt on because of my sleeves You can't have open tattoos and work out at like a nice place Because it's connected to the Yakuza. Yeah, so like you you have to you have to follow their rules You know, they they demand that you follow the rules That's crazy. Yeah I can't I can't throw somebody back in the fucking prison like that Just because of a tattoo. I got to see something.

2:14:28Yeah, let's see something He did something to disrupt the system. Yeah, I did see the thing is I don't know I really don't know. I don't know the truth of these cases because you get a Bias take from one side oftentimes and then you get a bias take from the other side and they're duking it out to Shape reality for you now an 85 relative to San Francisco And I teamed up with a bunch of Cubans that came in 79 the Mario boat live And you know you went over there every day and I had to buy the old guy The guy that ran the corner. I had to buy him a little ball of rum a half -pine And he would let you operate your game whatever your game was something weed whatever But my point of the story is I remember this specifically By the time I got there to the time I left There was probably 80 Cubans on the block maybe 20 from God arrested those days You got arrested you got to port it like they're a long week If you got arrested they put you in jail If you'd have paperwork or you came in that Cuban thing Yeah, it would take you right immigration would come get you within 72 fucking hours And you'd be right back in Cuban for no would shoot you See it's one thing if you arrest someone for a crime.

2:15:38Yes, and then you deport him I get that But it's another thing when you're rounding up people because you think they look suspicious like During the first Trump administration. This is dude who was a contractor who was doing something for my house and he's Army veteran I think he was in for 20 plus years And worked at a management position at a big construction firm So they're like a prestigious job. He was like a legit guy So he's at home depot and he's dressed nice, you know polo shirt on nice slacks Like it looks like a guy who has money These ice guys pull him over and demand that he show them their paperwork And You know, he's like what the fuck are you guys doing and he says that to them And then he pulls out his You know army ID and You know his driver's license is like you can't do this you can't just come up to people because I'm a fucking American citizen He goes I was born in America and I served my country for 25 years And you fucking idiots are just gonna harass me in the parking lot because my family is of Spanish descent the fuck away from me And you know he was hot and he came to the house right from there.

2:16:56It was telling me about this. I was like god damn Because here these guys like Gentlemen businessman like sweetheart of a guy wonderful to talk to great to do business with have a conversation with them great guy they just Looked at him cuz he's brown like that's it There's no way you could make any other way you're gonna point to that guy and think he's an illegal That guy's driving a brand new Silverado with a construction logo on the side of it Chinese clean car polo shirt slacks clipboard in hand fuck you This but that's what I'm worried about. I'm not worried about guys that get arrested Don't get sorry when they came to Jersey.

2:17:41I didn't go out that week I didn't do much. I'm a ds. I don't know they didn't deport you. I know but you never fun right But if you did if you did get arrested for a crime You probably now would say yeah, you should get deported like if you did a violent crime. Yeah. Yeah take me back But there's a difference between getting arrested for a violent crime and just going to home depot cuz you're brown That's great. That's crazy and on this hall this ice hall listen You're picking up on how many thousands of people correct how many people do they pick up on this hall? I do not know I do not know Dog you're gonna have a couple clerical errors.

2:18:19Well, you're gonna always if I listen more than that even the computer will pick them Yeah, you know, it's just a clerical ever But there's also just be big enough to say we made a clerical error Don't keep saying that I know you're a gang member because you got to fucking that too Well, the thing is like that. We don't know what's correct, right? But there's not just clerical errors if you don't have due process you also have the potential for people to potentially falsely accuse someone on purpose just so they could arrest them because they don't like them Or they have a bad business dealing with them or there's some reason why they want to Send this motherfucker to show him to Elsa or people are crazy.

2:18:58They do shit like that all the time If you're just rounding people up and you this guy that you fucking hate happens to be from Nicaragua and you just fucking sick sick the dogs on them If you got a hotline when people can call and rat on people people are rats There's a lot of rats especially if you just have a wild number that you can call Wild number to turn people in Remember during covid like they were they were giving people rewards for turning people in for having parties in LA And the mayor was saying normally snitches get stitches But now they get rewards. Do you remember that yeah that retarded mayor that they had in LA during the entire time I don't even remember he was such a high look change of Los Angeles Oh such a bad guy yeah My favorite thing was when black lives matter protested in front of his house like you're never woke enough bitch Well, this is my problem This guy.

2:19:55Well, yeah that guy what the movie's name are steady. Oh god What a tool Does he say the snitches usually get stitches say in the beginning So you said I think it's the beginning with everybody continues to let us know where those folks are If you've observed recurring violations of the safer at home order Please continue to let us know at coronavirus .la city .org slash business violation You know the old expression about snitches Well in this case snitches get Rewards we want to thank you for turning folks in and making sure we are all safe You should go to jail for saying that I'm explain you fucking monster Do process has been my problem since all this shit started I started with even the cancer culture Okay, do process you gotta come at me and let me know everything just because you opened up your mouth That's at the 22 years ago at a party.

2:20:57I kissed you. I tried to kiss you. I ain't good now That just ain't good enough Well, I went home and called my girlfriend Diane. We'll get her on the fucking stand -through But I don't I believe in due process. I'll do whatever time you want me to do Prove that I did it just don't open up your fucking mouth Absolutely, but when you have something like I'm asking for you to turn people in for anything People gonna go nutty and start ratting on people That's just what they do you can't get away from that You can't do his snitches get rewards Like if you have that for immigration you got a real problem You got a real problem because there's legit scumbag racist out there that'll find people and start targeting them People swap people all the time That you know what that is the fucking call 911 say someone's being held hostage at Joey Diaz's house at gunpoint And then the SWAT team shows up and you might not know what's going on So you might pull out a fucking gun and get shot Yeah, I've heard of that.

2:21:57We're college students are doing it People are doing it all the time It happens there was a bunch of conservative Online people that were getting swatted recently Swiled shit dude, you know and you give people this ability with social media or Even more so if you like anonymously tip people that people are immigrants here illegally like boy That's gonna be a problem if that ever happens and that could just be a A woman who owns a fucking fruit stand and a Mexican a little fruit stand down the corner and she could just call him go listen This guy's illegal This people that are excited that people are getting deported like be fucking careful be careful what you wish for You don't want this more people searching for people to lock up and then Here's the thing like any other business once you start getting numbers You don't want those numbers to drop off.

2:22:51You don't want the job to go away You know, you got a quota, right? If you got a quota There's if there's a quote. I don't know if there is a quota, but if there's a quota for how many immigrants we got to send back You got to have a problem because then now you've made it a game And now I'm trying to score points and if Joey gets 30 guys. I want to get 50 guys. Fuck Joey You're got 50. I think if you over might not be guilty, but fucking who cares? I hit the bonus. Yeah, fuck them. They should all go back anyway agreed agreed Yeah, this is a lot of fucking idiots in this world There's a lot of people that they're short -sighted and by giving if there is I'm not saying there is a quota But if there is a quota you're giving people a game to play now You don't want to play games with people why don't you even on ticket quotas?

2:23:37There's a percentage that they know They're going to get beat on it Like yeah, if I give you 10 tickets, hey of them are going to be good two of them are going to be He's going to come with an attorney and write this The wind was blowing and you know, how he said that like what would he do? See this is a problem with the government That they're exposed with this department of government efficiency and I had heard about this before for my friends Were that are in the military that like if you get a budget for the year if you don't spend all of that money Your budget is going to be reduced next year.

2:24:09You don't want that to happen. So you spend money wildly completely inefficiently and I think that's part of the problem that we're facing here is like they don't want to lose out on any of this money They've been getting this money this way for so long You're right if they don't use it. They've tried to budget goes down. Yeah, the budget goes down. They call that something Where's the call? Bullshit I don't know what is it called What is it called? I had a point, but I forgot what point is but it's just that You know We're in a weird time here where People are arguing about whether or not we should abandon core principles that made this country great like very intelligent liberal people with Degrees are talking about the first amendment should have restrictions like no No, no, no, no, you don't get to decide you don't get to decide because without free speech I don't know who's right and I can't just go on narratives.

2:25:14It's too That's what that's how religions work. That's how cults work They make you go on a very specific narrative and you can't go outside the lines if you want The human race to evolve if you want people to evolve culturally if you want people to communicate better They kind of be able to say whatever they want and then you decide if you want to communicate with people that speak differently than you And if you think that they have an egregious position You're allowed to say something about it and you talk about it and everybody has to figure out who's right and who's wrong And unless that's able to go on you're never going to get to the truth And if you just cut that off for things that you find offensive The problem is maybe I don't find it offensive and you can't decide what I can take in and not take in You're not allowed to because I don't know you and you don't know me This is nonsense Like you got to give human beings the ability to discern for themselves the only way for them to truly do that is they got to be able to communicate openly and they were trying to stop that during the Biden administration They were putting the fucking breaks on all kinds of shit that people are allowed to talk to And everybody's like yeah, we got to stop this information like you're you're signing your own fucking death warrant You don't even know it You're giving away the only thing that we have left Taking the Biden It's called Cardio mad I'm taking something else That's called like colds they gave it to me after my long thing And my lung feels a lot better you know the doctor told me when you told me to take the one supplement what they took it off The market during COVID Why did you do that because it's such a great long supplement like I feel a lot better since I've been on for five weeks They took this off the internet and everything they shut down their website for three years.

2:27:03Oh my god So that sounds so crazy that if you had said this to me before COVID I would like to always crazy Stop talking like that man. I was so pro pharmaceutical drugs back then like as the cure all to everything and modern medicine and vaccinations are so important and COVID woke me the fuck up When I found out that they were Trying to stop doctors and take away their licenses if they prescribed ivermectin Take away your license if you just prescribe Off -label a drug The people say is beneficial in certain trials, but you're for some reason you're not allowed to do it for the first time ever Doctors are prohibited from prescribing something off -label that has no negative side effects It's never happened before Never happened before where there's a public Sci -op where they're trying to pretend that it's horse d -wormer so nobody will take it It's a bizarre and they did it right in front of our face And they just did it for money and the fucking media went along with it and so did the liberals The liberals went along with it and they paraded out everything they say safe and effective and saved millions of lives Would know that people are dropping life flies to the left and the right of them people are stroking out on the subway And everyone's pretending that's nothing's wrong Everyone's pretending this drop in all cosmol this Increasing all cause mortality isn't crazy.

2:28:37That's not weird. It's not weird. The cancer is on a skyrocketing rate That's not weird to you everyone's pretending and if you bring it up you're a cuck They tricked everybody into being the cop Everybody is calling that Garcetti hotline everybody's a little rat They're all little rats They're little rats working for the man and they'll rat on each other And then if something happens to them because of it they keep their mouth shut because they don't want to hear it So they like do the work of the man for the man because they're suckers Not wild And that that what we're talking about is the problem with This Disclosure of aliens those people are gonna fall apart the people that fell apart in covid.

2:29:30Oh Jesus They're gonna be wearing silver jumpsuits and sucking alien dicks the moment those guys arrive They would jump on team alien. They'll be rounding up people and using us for slaves They'll do whatever the aliens asked. They'll be like vampire familiars Remember those were those like a guy wasn't a vampire, but wanted to be one So you do anything the vampire asked That's what those fuck faces would do All those All the people that got nine boosters all those morons they'll they'll be like on team alien 100 percent It is imperative that the human race perish It's imperative we're a blight on the world And the honor not you're gonna help us.

2:30:08Let's fucking idiots. Let's sell us right down a river It's crazy what's going on the world fight my friend It is but there's It always has to be crazy so we realize it's crazy so people snap out of it like this is the this is a part of society It's like it's there's not a linear path to success What happens with societies is things go really well and then they go terrible and you either adjust or you don't and if you don't The civilization dies and then a new one emerges But if you do then you recover and it's like how many times can you do that? How long can you keep you this fucking thing going on because you're gonna have like great prosperity Which makes soft people you know hard times makes hard men hard men makes soft times soft times make soft men Soft men make hard times and everybody knows that That's what it is.

2:30:59It's just it's just a matter of recognizing that it's happening so you course correct Which is why everybody's leaving California because they're not course correcting They're going into madness and they're like new we're progressive and then no no you're going into the rocks No, it is the rocks protect us No, you're gonna die you're gonna hit the rocks. It's gonna be over Just like there's no more Rome is gonna be no more LA like you fucking morons Right, there's the the world is littered with civilizations that lost their way you can go and find the ruins everywhere You know, there's the gun they went away That's how it happens stupid and you're doing it right now and We recognize that or we don't and if we don't it's not good But I think we will I think we have a different you know a different Way of communicating now because people can talk so much online You're gonna get a lot of stupid shit online to get a lot of dumb things online But you're also gonna get a lot of conversations that make you think that make you go That actually makes sense like why are we assuming that the way we're doing it so far and the way we've been doing it is the only way to do it What is wrong with this system?

2:32:10How do we get the money out of it? How do we get the money out of politics? How do we get the number one corrupting factor out of figuring out what's best for all of us? How do we do that? Smoke weed Eat my shrimps talk to aliens I don't get involved love that shit. It doesn't bother me I do sometimes want to think about it because I don't I go down roads. I don't want to think about it I want to just enjoy my life. I'm scared for my daughter in the future Everything else I got a fucking take a chance every goddamn day. You know what I guess? Well, that's also one of the benefits of a society with children a Society with children wants to make sure that the future is safe A society of people without children making rules don't give a fuck about kids and There's some people actually openly distainful of children and then they get into positions of government and power That's not good um I think something happens to you when you have children that I think is an important biological sort of spiritual developmental cycle There's something that happens to you when you realize this little person you love more than life itself And you're taking care of them now and then you want the world to be a better place And then you start thinking oh all these people around me used to be babies They used to be baby.

2:33:25This is what we're all in this weird journey and like maybe we could all be a little nicer to each other You know If that doesn't happen to you and you don't have kids, you don't have something that you love more than life itself You know, it's a different that's a different kind of thing and if you want power when you're that person That's a different kind of thing too And especially if you're into war if you're a war hawk and you don't have any kids like Jesus Christ You're willing to send other people's kids overseas to die for some nonsense And you don't even know what that is like that's kind of crazy So we're in a society right now where we have a popular except for Elon we have a population decline people aren't having as much babies as they used to It just doesn't seem like it because there's so many people but it's like a when they look at the numbers for the future We're in a kind of a weird population collapse thing like Japan is fucked Have you seen any of that stuff on Japan?

2:34:21See if you can find anything on a Japanese population crisis They're having so few children in Japan that like in three generations they could be in real trouble Like the number of people that will have a grandchild right now is significantly lower than it ever has been before I wish you question. Yeah, the fucks I got to do with me. I don't give a fuck about the japs You know what the fuck is wrong with you Joe? Well, I think about it with us Because I think about it with like civilizations collapsing. I think about it what we've been talking about the whole day But we don't have to worry about it.

2:34:56I know. I know. I know. We don't have to worry about it. I know you're right. You're right. You're right. Just the first podcast. I'm done with I'm scared The fuck is wrong with you right enough with this shit. You're right and politics enough COVID is over if you took the fucking needle fuck you if you didn't now they just found out that fucking The flu shot don't work. I'm gonna tell you that 25 Fucking is not work. It makes you 25 % more likely to get the And I'm a GED type of fucking motherfucker. So knock it off. I hate all this shit. I'm scared You know the same The fuck I'm scared to yeah about Japanese listen man.

2:35:33That's what the problem is we're worrying about this is what the internet Fuck this. That's true. This is why we have retards walking around believing everything because I forgot what I was gonna tell you The internet fucked us the internet fucked us. It's too much information. It's like this. I was in the hospital And I get on a fucking elevator and there's two three doctors, you know Half a fags in my world, okay, and they're like oh my god. We can't wait till the Kennedy report comes out. Well, how is it gonna make a difference in your world? It's like these idiots with the Epstein list. How is it gonna make a difference in your world if Tom Hanks is on that list?

2:36:10I'll tell you you don't have to go to work tomorrow. Do you have to do all the same shit? It doesn't that shit doesn't matter to me. I don't give a fuck who's on the Epstein list I don't give a fuck what the ditty's house It's gotten underdo with me, but in today's world because of the internet it makes us think it's got something to do with us I'm gonna do it with me man. It's a show. That's what it is. What's the fucking show? I don't want to watch that show So now I got to wait here 60 years. We've been watching the same footage. He's got hit it clocked back You know Lee Harvey out, but now we want to really fuck with these fucking peanut and limbo headed dummy Saddala Well, I want to see what's on there.

2:36:51Then two days later the Jews did it. Yeah, believe me Just worry about paying your fucking credit card bills. You fucking idiot That's a used to worry about Did you see what happened this year in this country? Fucking millionaires are selling off fucking property before to pay taxes to get capital Are you fucking kidding me? And people are worried about the fucking Epstein list like how is it gonna change your life who fucking time acts is Fucking in the ass. Who doesn't matter and do you really care at the end of the day? Do you really care about that 16 year old girl? No, you don't so shut the fuck up Nobody cares.

2:37:26It's just a fucking show. It's a show. It's a show. It's like I told you about that Yeah, you know, I was fucking it's a compelling show. What's that fucking show with the crazy stoner guy? Seth Rogan who just oh, I haven't seen it the studio. Okay, not a bad show not a bad show at all But I was watching that show and it let me realize what I hated Short small talk that shit we were talking about before where people just like well the idea contract It came over. I love this guy came over to my house going to do the garage And there was a moment of 10 minutes that it was him and his son and me and my wife And we just standing there and it just takes one guy to go all right Back to work everybody because if not we'll sit there for three hours right right right How do you feel great?

2:38:09How was your trip? I was just gonna say listen? It doesn't fucking matter how my hospital state was Getting your truck get the fuck out of here. I'll get the fuck out of here. I go my way you you know my wife I hate it around when people come on Because you always throw that curveball in like time to look at the room. No, they don't need to look at the fucking Leave me the fuck with the rush If not you're gonna confuse these motherfuckers you gotta assume everybody is confused You go to a restaurant you got something wrong everybody is not cooking on fucking you know It's something I've never seen before right every time I go somewhere.

2:38:41I'm like how can they be that stupid? Yeah, I could do that. You go to CV asked is Anyway, you go it's like they're not even training people anymore Don't even training people anymore. You know, you go to I went somewhere the other day I was at the mall my daughter was on I go to pf chance pf chance Those type of restaurants they used to train people for two weeks. You don't get paid You're in there learning shit. It's not like a regular restaurant But they're like follow Joe Rogan around for a day and then Fucking come back tomorrow and you're on your own dog nobody's fucking they don't know anything These young kids they don't know anything Nothing You know a lot of them aren't even getting drivers licenses They just uber everywhere The kids don't want to learn how to drive.

2:39:27I don't want to learn how to drive. They don't care My friend was telling me his son's got a license for two years. He's home every night We got a license. We left the house before we had the license. We were driving in the amp sure Yeah, we were at the car before we had the fucking license. Yeah, these kids but doesn't I had you know People I went to a company show on a guy comedian was talking about kids and I'm like I'm not gonna do that no more Because that's all of us. We all talk about when I was fucking 40 right when I was 28 You know I did this and I did that but right These kids today are different and I've accepted it I've accepted it my neighborhood When I went back I was pissed for a few fucking months.

2:40:05How come? Because there's no kids playing this kids all over my fucking street and my little cultist act there. I got like eight fucking kids Mr. Safty comes with the only ones out there For the afternoon. Where the fucking kids? Well kids don't feel comfortable being unsupervised today You know you hear too much about kids being abducted and weird things happening to kids It's not like they could free range like when we were kids It's like there's that that narratives out there everywhere and then some neighborhood just aren't fucking safe You kid shouldn't be out No, there's a lot of safe neighbors.

2:40:40Yeah kids don't play Our neighborhood was that safe but in unity there was strength. There's a real problem with video games Video games are so good the kids don't want to go outside That's too that's too so phone the computer that too. It's so many things But I'm not I don't have a problem with it no more. That's what I'm trying to say to you. It's who they are now It's who they are you know, I was reading something. I just put this together. It's a truth Remember a couple we maybe a year ago that we're talking about how low testosterone in these people. Yeah Kids don't play anymore. Well, they don't play they don't go outside Don't jump and then they're eating garbage.

2:41:19So what do you think this testosterone level is gonna be? And they they're plastic in their brain They said that they studied a bunch of people to see micro how much microplastic they had in their brain and some people had as much as a plastic spoon What imagine that if so many micro plastics in your brain that if they extracted it all you can make a plastic spoon So of course that's gonna wreck your fucking testosterone too And then I saw this thing about call of duty Some fucking insane statistic about the amount of time that in total that's been played in call of duty is like more than human civilization Like the amount of minutes that people have logged like millions of people playing call of duty is like if you put it all together It's longer than human civilization I've never played a video Good if that's the crazy you'd love it Stay away from them.

2:42:21They're crack. They're not just never felt the need to sit down a fucking computer and shoot it People I rather shoot it for real. I rather steal a car for real a roller fucking drug deal Well, it's definitely more fun to shoot at things for real, but video games are very fun There's they're not these people playing them aren't morons. They're fun. They're really fun I know what is the long what is the amount of time spent? It's I This goes back. There's a reddit post from 10 years ago actually repeating the exact same thing So 10 years ago is that much there's you could probably pick a video game known say the same thing right great grand theft auto right Yeah, and you know really popular game, right?

2:42:59Yeah, how about subway servers? This is 25 billion hours played But it's just 10 years ago 25 billion hours That's that's so crazy That's so crazy that's so many hours of people playing that fucking game 10 years ago Sometimes the world of workraft has six billion years played Six million six million six million six million Jesus Christ so six million that's pre -civilization. How is a model guy Went to a model guy. Yeah, I used to make little star wars millennium Falcon models I love the model cars. I used to do all the superheroes. Oh, yeah Remember and you could paint them Yeah, that was my that's the only thing I kept me that was fun Until one day my mom goes stop paint those fucking things get out of fucking house.

2:43:48How much paint films? We just fucking get in our body and glutes glue Yeah, let's everybody's got that problem these people talk about our cement glue remember that stuff when you would crack it Yeah, the brush attached to the lid. Oh, oh, she pulled it out in a smelly And you tell your friends smell this you'll be smelling markers Everybody be sniffing markers and sniffing glue I was thinking of sniffing a little guy just to see how we feel now probably not good I would imagine we have some uh, we have some smelling salt so we wrap this up with a smelling salt Jamie how many of those are fresh?

2:44:25They're all stacked. Is there any order to those the way they're stacked? That's the last freshy Chuck that baby this way you got one to go for me. Yeah, of course. I want to go you really want to take it with you Okay, here we go. Oh, this is fresh fresh. This one hasn't been open yet Oh, you hear that? Melted back on or something oh boy Whoa, this is a good one here we go Oh Oh Oh Boy Wow Yeah, then fresh ones oh my goodness. I gotta get the right side. Are we um are we giving ourselves brain damage or what Let's find out about that. What else will we find out about we figured out the number was it one of the things?

2:45:21Yeah, Jesus These fresh ones are brutal. Are we giving ourselves brain damage? I need to know I can't afford any more brain damage. I clear my ears. Yeah, let's put a little nothing keep it fresh. Oh my god So you overuse made damage nasal passages or lungs? Oh, well, that's not good. What's over use? Overuse can damage nasal passage. I don't think it's getting to my lungs Fuck you both. I got damage my fucking pants already long hair and fucking bro You're the inside of your nose is scarred over It's like a cauliflower ear. Look at this. That was a good whack. That was a very good way Something yeah, please out.

2:46:03I've never tried it before lifting weights But that's what it's for that's what they do those powerlifts Distract lift. Yeah, the real powerlifts are guys. They like to take a jolt of that shit right before they fucking y 'all We have What's the pros and cons of this shit like what a long I don't think is any pros It's all cons this is not good. Well, we just but this the one we just did now is just the higher Strength of the stuff they used to put in your nose. It's the same stuff. It's exactly. It's smelling salts It's just a whole jar of them. It's ammonia, right? Jamie you get knocked off you put that on them what happened?

2:46:39They used to be able to do that the boxers in between rounds. Oh, they stopped allowing them to do it, you know Because I guess it'll wake you up if you got a concussion a little bit Just enough for you to get more of a concussion. So Tommy herons can hit you again like And I got this fucking Laura's not Laura's fish burn. Who's the other guy? The guy I like a lot. He's in the godfather of Harlem Forrest with a chorus with a guy now. Oh, did you see it? No, what's going on with dry? I don't know I got it droops only when you get high. That's hilarious. Yeah, right here over this drug Like Scotch table with it.

2:47:12Did you ever see Forrest Whitaker in the color of money? I fucking tremendous Paul knew he hustle Paul Newman. It was beautiful. He's fucking really can ask you a question You think I need to lose weight? Yeah He says that after your robes of he tricks him He pretends he sucks at pool and then slowly but surely Paul Newman realizes he's getting hustled Sorry I'll throw this away and there's a scene where he gets angry and he asks him. Are you a hustler? He's like you you can quit if you want to quit So one of the best scenes. How much a great scene? I've got one of the best It's one of the best scenes in the movie because that's really how it works.

2:47:52It's just for your A clarity a doctor says this about smelling. Oh, it was a say if you're stuck in a room that was filled with ammonia gas You would get lung toxic toxicity Potentially you get airway injury. You could potentially die But breathing this stuff in a few times over a few hours Isn't really going to lead to any significant complications Yeah, the FDA warning is mostly a regulatory issue about misbranding and mislabeling. Oh, okay, so we have to worry There's no way we could worry because those powerlifter guys they've been doing it forever. It's like that Hicks joke About you know when you smoke cigarettes they're on the side of the labelling Low -birth weight Just pick the ones you like.

2:48:33Yeah ironic that that guy got pancreatic cancer and that's a side effect of cigarettes That's one of I mean you can't for sure say that that's what caused it But that is one of the things that comes from that Renewed interests may have come after the appearance on the Joe Rogan experience Oops Yeah people blast themselves That's a layer that's less that's less. What's going on for Jersey? Who's on that card Kyla against the Venezuela? Let's pull it up the main event is sugar shawnton malley and Marab Dwaabish willy the rematch which would be absolute fucking chaos Juliana penye versus Kayla Harrison who's the most jacked female that's not on steroids walking the face of the earth Kayla Harrison is fuck I mean she passes all her tests, but good lord that lady's jacked Bruno Silva Joshua van.

2:49:27This is like they haven't made the full card yet These this Calvin gasoline the fight with Joe Piper that was rescheduled Joe Piper got real sick in Mexico City. So did um Daniel Kormier and so did John Anac they all got really sick in Mexico City Cheetos on that card. Oh, let me see that. Yeah, okay Who is Cheeto fighting Kevin Okay, that Calvin fight is a very good fight by the way Kelvin and Joe Piper Joe Piper is a fucking terrifying dude Mario Bautista that's a very good fight Mario Bautista is rock solid man. That's a Serious dude and Marlin is a monster too because that's that's a fucking very good fight Marlin's got the bigger name, but Mario Bautista is a fucking killer Great card, but it's not fully formed yet.

2:50:18There's just a few fights generally speaking there's Usually it's around 13 fights You know John and I were talking about that the other day like there's nothing like calling the USC fights because you start You know if it's on in Vegas time you're starting the fights at 3 p .m And you're going all the way through to the paper view you're doing like six hours plus of Commentary and then you got to find times to run to pee I think sometimes it's like I have to tell the truck I can't pee and then you got it because I'm drinking monster energy drinks And I'm taking nicotine pouches and I'm fucking fired up and I'm drinking a lot of water to him I'm drinking my hydrogen water and I have to fucking pee so bad There's nothing worse when you have to when you're trying to form a sense and you have to pee Don't you can't think it has been brutal for me Brutal I'm gonna eat mushrooms.

2:51:12I gotta pee every 20 fucking minutes Why and if I'm in a car I gotta pull over and pee And I gotta make sure I'm not in the sexual fucking Territory like I don't pee close to school And marks because they throw you under the bus the sexual whatever And you gotta be careful but don't I'm in a world where there's some weeks about another I don't get up at night to pee but in the daytime especially if I work out and I start drinking that water and drinking that water Oh baby I gotta start peeing and when I got sick this was the beauty of it every time I had a pee I get anxiety I would get a panic attack.

2:51:50I couldn't even make it to the bathroom to walk really I was peeing my pants on the way to the fucking bathroom job you have no idea that the last Week of February When I went to the hospital of March that was possibly That's sad that that's sad that night my blood pressure was 212 over 100 and my oxygen level was 86 And I wouldn't go to the hospital because I want the ambulance coming to get me at 4 in the morning in front of my daughter So I waited till 8 and then I drove myself to the hospital What's the cup bro? Wow That was a fucked up couple months man. I didn't know what was going on And what did they determine it was it was At heart congenitive heart failure when you have fluid in your lungs a demon whatever I was retained Bro I went I walk around right now I'm 278 I was 265 or something because I was really happy every day.

2:52:48I would go look like a fight in the UFC When I walked into the hospital I was 319 You got big I got big at a month Like a month and I was meeting in the hospital nothing We just knew he was like Italian food like we're getting some I was just retaining water a demon is when you were telling water. Oh like that much water. Oh my god Joe and my lungs was getting a water so I couldn't breathe and then when I would Not it got to it became it went from me just having to stop Like if I would walk from here. I wouldn't make it to your bathroom Couldn't make it to your bathroom. I left the stop in the In between and take like a five -minute breath me while holding my pen.

2:53:31Oh Jesus And your fucking stress level's going up and up because you're holding your fucking pen It got to the point. I would walk into shop right get what I had to cap and now I gotta stand there Because I got a fucking pee from the walking. Oh, no and the bathrooms are mile away. There's no walking Just take your dick out and pee. There's no you know my god in those days It wasn't even getting the container from the car because I started bringing the container in the car There was no time You just get out open the car door and make believe Your waving at somebody and you take your dick out your pen or you I make believe like I'm getting something from the back of the car The whole time I'm being oh Yeah, man, so as soon as I went in they put me on these fucking things for three days And I lost like 20 pounds of fluid.

2:54:16It was fucking amazing. I was peeing one of those full things one an hour Really couldn't even make it to the bathroom. I would just get up and Fucking pee in it fill it up. Oh, man. They did a nuclear blood test And they had to take out. I don't know fucking six tubes of blood in 45 minutes and that's when they came back and they go You got 65 % your overload on fluid in your body. You're retaining that much water and your blood cells are off the charts. So we got to start draining I started I started draining She was taking I don't know how many tubes from me every three hours of blood Fucking heroin junky So when I got out I started taking it Listen when you end up in the hospital, there's a problem Okay, there's a problem You kind of stitch that's not a problem You had a situation that's how I looked at it.

2:55:12There's a problem here. We got to get to the bottom of this fucking What is the bottom of it? What's the cause of it? It was I was taking MK677 when I and it's up It's a amino acid peptide which mimics growth hormone In your brain and it had a lot of dumps like it do insulin dumps and all this type of shit And it was raising my sugar. It was doing a ton of shit. I didn't even know it But this ain't the first time it happened happened when I was doing testosterone and I was 50 I had a russia red blood cells and I had to go to I was in DC and I had the worst fucking migraine. I had a few days And they took blood out of me or you got too many red blood cells.

2:55:55Wow So that's why I can't do any of that shit. Hmm. I think it's like the man said if you're gonna do growth do grow Don't get something that's gonna mimic growth But ways to well can do for you Which I well, well, well, ways to well could do for you will change your fucking life. Yeah, no We get you a full blood panel and figure out what's going on adjust your nutrition adjust your I love I love I'm raising the best fucking man. He's the best and he loves what he does he does and that's what the key is like He's jerk. I don't know if I'll lower that fucking Martian and loves that shit. He loves it He loves it.

2:56:28It took forever to build that thing He was telling me he was having that thing made two years ago. I was like wow Now that he got it like okay, I get it. It's pretty cool. It's pretty really fun It's really cool, but that was when I had going on man Well, I came up and I'm gonna see what we could do. Yeah, I quit smoking pie. I was like Come on man After about a month. I'm like come on joy The saint would fucking put you in the hospital. You know this so I started slightly I would just do one hit in the morning because that's all I need is the morning The rest of the day's bullshit. I just like to be high in the morning with that coffee.

2:57:02That's my world That lets me know what I'm doing at that you think about life. Yeah It's like what you know it's like what Bill Hicks said marijuana on me you lazy It just makes you realize that what you're gonna do. Ain't worth doing Okay, that's the way I look at you know I had a driving to the city through that podcast only 18 people listen to it. I'm not fucking gonna You know that's what happens and that's what happens with me. I smoke pot in the morning. I'm like I'm doing that today I love you to death, Joey. Let's wrap this up my brother. Thank you for having me. I'm glad you're in town Happy yourself.

2:57:34It's fun. Happy Easter. Everybody stay black. Cut. Bye everybody