#2333 - Protect Our Parks 15

32:00130 year old scandal and a horrifying anecdote from a colonial expedition Jamel's been around for 130 years. Wow. He bought a slave girl to watch her get cannibalized mixture What's true go up at the top scroll up right there by his own admission James who witnessed the murder of a mutilation of a girl And it's now the demand to admit democratic Republic of the Congo in 1888 Incident took place after Jameson paid hanker chiffs to a man who said give me a bill of cloth and see Oh boy, what Jamie? So Jameson insisted he did not set out with the intention of causing or witnessing any murder or act of cannibalism and Describe what the ultimate witness has the most horrifyingly sick and incite I am ever likely to see in my life I mean somebody's like that's a fair statement.

32:45Give me a hanker chiff. What do you guys do? You guys eat people is like give me a hanker chiff and you'll see and that's all you have to give the guy a hanker chiff And we all want to do it. We all give it a hanker chiff not knowing what it's gonna be Oh, yeah, what do you mean first of all be terrified to not give him the hanker chiff. Yeah I'm sorry killing and eating people don't know what you're getting like the guy who got killed and eating in pop -own New Guinea I bet he had no idea he offended them. He thought he was bargaining. Yeah, yeah Like if you don't know their culture and you're you're deeply offending them by wanting some sacred item that they have like Like pissing on the tree and uh, yeah, Omar In where in mitzvomar piss on the tree like what are you doing?

33:20I just want to piss. I don't know what that is What is it? It's so much. Oh, it's a hell of a movie. It's Omar are you? Astor Do you know it Jamie? Horror film good wreck. Yeah. Oh, I've never seen this. Oh, you had hated would I hate it? Oh, you would You think it was fuck it's a good one. It's cool. It's a Anyway, the reference forget it. How many fucking AI movies are gonna be made over next year? They're common. Let's get rid of the actors. I'm all for it. We don't have to hear from them. Yeah, we don't have to hear from them. All the media actors all the like CBS like Cop show actors who yeah always played like the deputy We've got the papers, but we don't know if he did it yet All the NPCs are gone.

34:10They're looking real good. They can make up protect our parks AI three hours long Do it so easy to replicate that we replicate it. We're Play free bird. Let's get these guys in their baths. They play free bird for you. Yeah, we'll do some Hitler stuff And there Yeah, there's mehler speeches play every play come out of the closet Oh, you probably will play is that Kanye one the hallelujah Is that legit? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he changed. He made a hallelujah. This is another version of the same song. Yeah, but it's Yeah, it's like all the questions hallelujah. It's love the N word in it. No, I do not believe so I don't know I think it's brothers.

34:54He says brother. Okay. That song was the craziest song boy. It was the crazy song. I've ever talked about that on this no Catchy and fucking insane He said the three things you could never say all together. Yeah Well, it was tough how tricky was how catchy was I know listen to it. No, yeah, that was crazy And then the rest of my dad be walking on it. It was I was coming it show John port and Twitter is they like they give it up. I know It's up there. It was number two in Israel What yeah hit the chart pull it up. No, give it a go Oh, it's like at the end word in all right good. Oh, it is. So you just changed that part.

35:34Yeah, it's like that It's how the melody goes. You gotta leave it. Okay. I only heard one part where you send all my brothers Christians Google is number two in Israel. I swear I heard that on spot. Wait. They changed the I'll hit their song to the hello Yeah, it's wholesome. That's nice. Now that's like when they change out. Let's get retarded. Let's get it started. Yeah NBA commercials. Yeah, I like it. It's good anymore Everybody forgets. Let's get retarded in here. Yeah, that's a clear shift of like when things change you know the first one is 2d fruity What 2d fruity original was 2d fruity good booty Well Little Richard was singing about booties.

36:15Yeah, booty fruity 2d fruity good booty. It's all about sex If you listen to the song it was like commercial original version of the song like you can see the lyrics online You can find them to find that was the original song Oh, that's how you're thinking about good booty Good for him This episode is brought to you by UFC on ESPN plus alright guys mark your calendars because UFC 16 is going down Saturday June 7th live from Nurt, New Jersey and this card is stacked in the main event Dovich willy aka the machine the bantamay champion of the world making his second title defense And he's taking on none other than sugar Sean O'Malley you heard that right It's a rematch from their wild clash at no Che UFC then in the domain It's Kayla Harrison finally getting her shot at UFC gold.

37:11She's facing Julianna penia who is defending her title in her second reign And listen there is some serious heat between these two because whoever comes out on top might just end up facing hall of Famer Amanda newness don't miss this one purchase UFC 316 at ESPN plus dot com slash rogan saturday June 7th at 10 p .m. Eastern There you get the the the lyrics used to come to the store little Richard staying next store really beyond us. Yeah, well lived there right yeah I lived at the it was a high effect on he lived holy shit Sometimes guys get to certain point where they just want to made Fucking clean the room who cares and apartment anywhere else same thing.

37:51They'll can we're living a hotel too probably So I don't think they do so much money Yeah, I know right that chateau marble Love you live there. Yeah when you're cracked out. Yeah, it's a good place to go to be fully cracked out It's the beginning of the end over there. Did you go there with the fucking plan? Velvet jacket in a plan It's the right level of coke where I think I have powers you got a cigarette holder with him long stems. That must be so nice I know that high on cocaine that you're like I am the man Man, okay, dying this place. I wouldn't want the maid coming in though living in a hotel.

38:32You got secret shit in there Yeah, if you're the male of it. That's the dove. It's like spies like five versus five and you're so high Absolutely convinced the maid is CIA. Yeah, 100 % that's the maid is like you're coming in you're coming all the way in Yeah, don't peek in your head. It's something hot about the maid in the road It's because your porn search you can grease it make it easy. Yeah They're replaced with 2D for 2D all -ruty 2D for 2D all -ruty 2D for 2D good booty if it don't fit don't force it You can grease it make it easy. What is the rest just whoop? This is a regional whoop 2D for you good booty If it's tight, it's all right If it's greasy it makes it easy easy I think it said he was playing the song live and then when they recorded it changed it.

39:20Wait, he was What get out of here? versus contained descriptions of anal sex. Oh my goodness. Oh, yeah, it's my goodness rose What does it say about hold on go back to the bottom stop right there um Blackwell contacted local songwriter Dorothy a lady wrote this Five three to revise the lyrics. Oh, there we go with little rich is still playing in his characteristic style Oh after lively performance blackwell knew the song was going to be a hit but recognized that the lyrics with their Minstrel modes and sexual humor needed to be revised for lyrical purity little habit time someone should make that now with your original Yeah, right little nonset.

40:05Yeah Yeah, little little nonset put that out. Oh, yeah, oh yeah, it was 1955. He was talking about greasin up guys Gix and asses fettie -wap could do it free fettie -wap free fettie What do you do? Nothing Accused of a juicy jay. I think it was selling drugs. Oh, uh juicy jay could pull that song off of your layers. Yes. Yeah He never came off his game. There's dudes out there that could pull it off. Can't get a mouth pregnant Ha Is that right? Yeah That's fun They stuff to hide Get guys you stuff to hide that's just like Yeah, I'm glad to stuff to hide the psycho Anthony Perkis. Oh, who's gay too big homo You know where they you know where they still have to hide though leading man roles Yeah, I don't know if that's true.

41:05Wow. He's gonna fly off of Mountain just did not blow a guy Do those stuff But you know what I'm saying like is you know a guy's marrying the as a husband You don't want to see him in a leading role making out with a lady For what are you like? Ah, he's all they're thinking about dick. That's a good point But it's acting that but it's the one thing where we don't we we're homophobic like openly right Like lesbians doesn't matter like if you know a lady's a lesbian like jody foster She's allowed to play a wife of somebody But if you know the name one instance of a guy who's a young Handsome gay guy who gets to play straight in a big movie So like who would use like if you found out that Who's the super bad like if you don't find a christian bail it would ruin his whole gig Who are the gay now he's He'd be it'd be like he's like one of those actors like damn day Lewis too good where you're like right such a fucking artist That you'd be like up to a piece something like Tom heart.

42:07That's no one's pulled that Tom heart. I'm already by Tom heart is that's a bunch of Yeah, I can go all the way Is that confused? That's for sure. I'm hard. So weird statements are fun He's explicitly stated that he's while he's not explicitly stated he's gay or bisexual He's knowledge exploring his sexuality All right, we don't have in the butt or not. He just wears masks Oh, he's duty. He wears goggles. He's great on mobland bro. He's a big mobland is so good. Yeah everything have you seen it? Oh my god paramount plus mobland five stars are you at all stars guy Richie show. Oh, he's great crazy English mob show You like Jesus Christ every show gives me anxiety every episode what the fuck then you're writing system back on TV Because I am too deep into these shows where it's like oh, this is me for children And like you don't know Has stuff on regular TV and stuff like that and they just blended all in together You know what you're getting into that's good boy I Of blue All right, I watch it miss Rachel You know, what is uh don't they tell you like violence new to be all that stuff for the beginning of the section So you need that otherwise like I can't have it.

43:25I need once made Half deer all the kids are half like animals and have deer I Just see a season and you're like oh, it's a kid show where they're half animals sweet tooth I've ever heard of this. What is it about little post -apocalyptic sweet tooth post -apocalyptic women's animals started merging Yeah, it's a cool idea, but it's a kid show. They don't tell you when the teaser It's not really a kid show. Do you see comics? I don't know what that's like not made for a dog. What are you missing? Wish we had more violence more real violence. It's just too sweet. It's made for like the team is That's cute kids with antlers.

44:07It's kind of weird Fun they got to sleep in the back. Is this the new uh High sleep with the antlers bullshit You think it's cute give a kid a fucking head gear that he can't Move around his house If he tries to get through the trees and he gets stuck he's gonna cry Yeah human kids with antlers terrible idea terrible idea They got to follow And then you're fucking neck hurts because you carry on all that extra weight and it falls off and that pops back up again And that means you only breed once a year if you have antlers Watch out for you This shows recommender pages headed up Yeah, the antlers that stuff that gets stuck in a tree 100 % yeah animals die that way sometimes You see these guys like moose like when they shake their fucking antlers off.

45:08What's that called? Oh? Yeah shedding It's like yeah giant paddles it like surprises them and then they're free because all that weight You know much of those things way those are bone, but it's basically a weapon right? These two deer are locked Yeah, you got this guy's gonna shoot the antlers off. He's gonna separate what the fuck so he's gonna do that with a shotgun Gotta get a good shot. Oh, he's gonna shoot the antlers and not them not them. He's an expert. Oh He's a really good shot. He's real close So all he has to do is like clip one of the antlers and a blow them all apart He got it See shot the antler boom what a guy broke free Because they could eat by coyotes that way and the coyote eats your friend while you're stuck to him They found this one deer What buddy mine found one deer that was connected still to this uh dead deer on that and it yeah The coyotes he eaten his friend they tore it.

46:05It's guts out everything was gone They just ate as much as they wanted and the morning. He's still stuck Whoa, yeah, and he lived imagine how horrifying that would be your handcuffed your buddy Your buddy gets eaten by zombies, but they're full She's got to chill with them for a minute, but you're still handcuffed to him It's like when those guys fuck the siamese twin and they're like it's only one asshole look at this Here's another one of those so this is uh this so this happens more than you know it's all in them So it's coyotes that are moving in on they've already killed his buddy and he's still attached to him And they look just it's just gory and Horrible that's brutal crazy and he's he was stuck with them the whole time It's like you Hung hand -killed by the way coyotes are just little wolves.

46:52That's all they are They're little wolves that are everywhere and every state they're everywhere everywhere they game to they're by parents house now in Pennsylvania. Yeah, they spread across the whole country here. I'm at night. It's fucking it's pretty intense. You know It starts screaming you know like oh somebody's fucking pet triangulate right yeah Dave mostly pets my cat was out there and I was watching TV one night. I heard him all screaming I heard like screaming for a little and I was like the fuck was that and then I walked outside my cat Was like laying on the ground and there were just three coyotes Circling him and I don't run out there.

47:23I'm so scared. Yeah, yeah Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, they don't listen, but I picked my cat up and he was purring. It was very weird So happy yeah, it was really sweet. Yeah, I love that cat. He's dead now. Oh All right, he's the problem with you got He's now doing cat. Yeah, outdoor cats are a little murderous though. I like him. Yeah, he had a coming Kill bars and presented to you. Yeah, yeah, brought rabbit into the house alive Kill this for you to fucking demon. I love you chef. I'm fun. It must be to be a cat and you have all your food So you're covered already? You know this is fun.

47:59Yeah, you're not eating for survival. I like let them out I feed I didn't want to greens. Yeah, if a cat's got a yard It's kind of brutal to not let them out, but it's brutal to let them out for exactly I love those missing cat pictures and on the on the post yeah in LA. Guess what buddy? They're gone No, unreliable Before a coyote you found your cat dead on the side of the road Every now and then like a month later that thing will come back like a stepdad That's how they both of my cats were out to a cat and they came back See fucking Mald Really like one of a minute's eyeball hanging out Jesus like all back to the house like John Wick come back to it up.

48:44They go out and fight to the death. Yeah, cats fight It's horrible watching cats fight. Oh, yeah, right especially the outside ones with a really good after it because they used to kill and things Yeah regular indoor cat their whole life. They just like walk around with a boner. Never get the fuck You know, that's what it's like you're a little murderer and you're a little murderer that's contained in the house That's true and you show me your asshole. If you get that little murder out it could be 11 years old 11 years of the perfect life Lock on a bird Who do you think wins city cats or Outdoor rural cats Just like you know, I'm just like humans Human Dallas had to like fight the ranchers That's it Blood bath.

49:34It's like a blood bath Tim Walls vs. Rogan. Yeah, it's not yeah The world's got it all day long. It's funny. I had pride in that like I would win in Queens when I was walking around I'd see like an outdoor cat and I'd just be like Tim will fuck you up My guy would fuck you up my cat. I got a main coon. That's all huge Big ears, but I can't let it out. No shit. It's dead in my apartment. Where will yeah That's so crazy people say a lynx is loose. I mean that thing's jumping up the stairs. It's When I was in high school We lived across the street from this park area and I had this black cat this cat was evil He killed everything and one day he killed a squirrel and he was dragging it across his street The squirrels is big as him.

50:22Yeah, he's got his mouth on the squirrel's neck and the squirrel's bodies between his legs And he's walking like this Dragon it because he wants to show me that he killed the squirrel Oh, yeah, I was watching him do it from the window in the kitchen. I was like what the fuck I have to have told this story on here before and stop me if I have This episode is brought to you by farmer's dog It doesn't matter how old your dog is It's always a great time to start investing in their health and happiness and thankfully the farmer's dog makes it easier than ever to feed your dog a healthy diet of Real meat and veggies dogs prefer their food even picky dogs and owners prefer their service If you have a question about your dog your plan your delivery or anything else They have 24 seven customer service that connects you to real humans who are genuinely interested in providing the best experience possible for you and your dog They give you detailed instructions on how to transition your dog to fresh food and even proportionate for your dog specific needs feeding your dog healthy human grade food shouldn't be complicated And with the farmer's dog it isn't the entire experience from box to bowl is a breeze So try the farmer's dog today and give healthy Freshly made food a try you can get 50 % off your first box of food Plus free shipping just go to the farmer's dog calm slash rogan tap the banner or visit this episodes page to learn more Offer available for new customers only this episode is brought to you by zippercrooter in a survey 76 % of employers plan to grow their teams in 2025 Now that we're halfway through the year.

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53:10So I like went out to be like I pulled him off the rabbit And when I lifted it was funny. He was all muscle. I was holding him under his chest and he was just Well, like you could feel him feel him breathe then I put him back in the house And as soon as I put him down he fucking scratched me and walked away It was crazy. Wow. Yeah, ruined his fun piece of shit. Yeah, this is what I live for Oh That's how you do that revenge thing I called gay by my cat. That's how you want my dog My dog got honey dick by coyote and tricked into breaking into the chicken coop Wait honey dick what huh? Yeah, this is coyote became his friend.

53:46He was his big mastiff And the coyote the coyote knew they couldn't eat him because he was huge So they became friends with him. So he thought they were dogs And so the coyote hopped the fence is like hey, you know, there's a chicken in there. We can get in there And he's like I can get in there. So he fucking tears open the chicken coop because he could at any time He wanted to the coyote grabs it and the coyote hopped over the fence I watched the coyote hop over a six foot rot iron fence like it was nothing So he leaped up in the air touch the top of the fence with his feet and then put his back feet on and hopped over with a chicken in his mouth It's like a Mexican.

54:19I was like I am under and out taking the chicken. No, I just saw the chick We were playing I was playing a board game with my family in the living room and One of my kids yelled out one of my kids yelled out. It's a coyote And then you see this fucking coyote run across the backyard with a chicken in his mouth Just get to that fucking fence and leap it like a flu like it was like gravity wasn't really like impressed Are we mad super impressed? Yeah, well, it's like that you can't be mad. I was mad. I wanted to kill it But it's like that's that's what they do and that was impressive But that's what you that chicken's cost is worth you say oh 100 % yeah 100 % but then Johnny realized that there's this whole that was like one chicken was brooding and when a chicken's brooding You have to separate there from the other chickens because they won't lay eggs and they pick all their feathers out They think they're gonna make a baby with this unfertilized egg So they would just want to sit on top of the egg.

55:14They don't want to go around It's a weird psychological thing the way to break them of it you take them and you put them in a little tiny pen By themselves where they have to stand on a post So then they they can't nest right and then they do it for a few days like um, I'm over it Then they go back to being a regular chicken. They're not the smartest things to work But this so this one was in this little tiny one But then Johnny Cash realized I could just go through this wall because he was a 140 pound mastiff he was huge So he just tore the chicken wire open himself and killed nine chickens before I got to him holy shit Yeah, that was a couple days later with the And he's like chicken eating is fun Not eating these chickens look how big you are you get the chickens It tricked him into doing it man.

56:01I got he had never done that before and then he's hanging out with this coyote and the coyote is like his homey Damn honey decked him honey decked up. What's that right? What's that turn? They probably sent a female coyote and just like The Mormons do smells like pussy doesn't the Mormons that insult like they sent other cute ones to try to convert you try to get you in If you know No, but the problems are to Utah hot so it's like a five The ones out let's still in or chubby and fucking not tattooed you see Japan Good Anyone in Utah that's out of the Mormons are just like fucks always Hey, what's the get out?

56:48Far out fake tits they go in both singers they feel like they have to make up for lost time Right, they wear a magic underwear since your 24 They can't even drink coffee that's so crazy. You can drink energy drinks. Did you know that really? Yeah, my friend was a moron He was down in these fucking giant monsters. I was like bro. That was way more caffeine. Yeah Then a cup of coffee. He's like yeah, but it says coffee. It doesn't say energy drinks. I get about a guy wrote it. We know the guy Stop talking Mormons. They believe a guy wrote it. Like what are you talking about? 14 -year -old wrote that down just some dude Gold tablet and he was the only one that could read he would deprive energy drinks you too That's he would now.

57:27Oh, yeah, I know just don't know about it. No loopholes. No porn. No caffeine. No booze magic underwear And they got a soak they can't throw us fine. I don't mind a little so I love the so cuz I'm so good. I couldn't do it. It didn't get off on a soak. Just leave it in no movement She's like that's what I like like whoa Fuck do you find her that'd be Mormon country New York He gotta get an arm of joy to your address She's asleep Yeah, no the when I found out about soaking I was like It's my so crazy You know you're gonna blow if you're soaking I blow just being next to a girl It's a crazy meat glove in there It's designed for that.

58:14It's designed to trick you into making people Yeah, it's designed to trick you into it. You see a Japan's birth rate is so low. They're flying people in you get a birth rate But yeah, it is crazy. Yeah, they make it a real economical real safe to live there too a lot of appeal But you gotta learn Japanese I think they would learn of their easy language to learn Is it I don't know how it is though it's so nuts that people develop these fucking languages that are just so different than anywhere else But when you look at like Russian writing you like what are you doing with the letters? I was in New York yesterday and there was a there's a white family speaking a language I'm usually pretty good at picking out what the languages.

58:53Yeah, no idea All right, Maddie might have probably a stonies landic here some shit. Whoa. It was something like crazy Viking talk. They look like Vikings Yeah, I just played rake of it. That is a great town Unreal it's like otherworldly. It's glaciers. It's volcanoes It's saunas and hot spring and they all speak English. Oh, yeah, oh yeah town Wow, it was great. No, my god. I don't know how they do In the whatever they don't but like yeah rake of it rules. That's a cool drinking town Yeah, great town interesting the tricks are like smart. Yeah, that's where all the strong men come from too. Oh, yeah Big dudes Magnus Vom Magnus in type dudes blonde men big fucking Viking leftovers.

59:39Yeah, cousin fucking I had some biking in me. You don't know just strictly fucking Yeah, big open up is one of those fucking Irish people got raped by Vikings. Yeah No, just a fucking mud person How far back can they tell like look what happened to you? Yeah, what percentage? Yeah, how do they all the same? They always updating it too like 23 me. Thank God they didn't get spot by the Chinese some other company bought 23 me now a day to safe again I know I get used to the time being a fucking disease. It only kills you. They got your DNA. I got that Yeah, me and my whole island So I did health ass.

1:00:26It's why you can't bring up the whole You know, yeah, the troubles. Yeah, the troubles. It was a cute name. Can't bring these days I Geek have back I put the wrong flag on Instagram and I got like 20 messages like take that shit down You can't put up any flag. Don't put up If you put up a flag, you're gonna get messages from somebody. That's true. Yeah, Spain has like three flags The pride flag got me in trouble too It's the whole month boys. Oh, that's right. Yeah, it's time. Yeah, a few days out. It is a lot less talk about it Yeah, it's not everywhere anymore every corporation. It's funny the corporation is like oh, we don't have to anymore turns out We were always didn't give a fuck yeah, we never once actually gave a fuck for one month Is it still pride month?

1:01:11Yeah, just started say no pride month. I still gotta do pride pride month No pride month. I hope he doesn't say no pride month Well, you can't but the thing is you can't like what if we decide to protect our parks month. Who the fuck is that? Yeah, it's not it's not an official thing. Yeah, yeah, who's who are the officials at this point point the gay No more Trump administration says is title nine month. What is that that is the the thing that allows women to compete with only women in sports It's a title nine where they have to have good women sports money Yeah, yeah equal representation for women sports and now time I protect women's Trans it was well, well, it's pro women and then there's trans women who think they're women and they want to compete with women and title nine should be there protecting Yeah, some dude with a problem with his mom Yeah, some guy who hates women If you just were allowed to like beat up women if you like made a league where men are allowed to fight women My fucking league hasn't taken off you You and me fucking the heavyweight Madness a joke about it.

1:02:25I think he did it especially Yeah, where it's like he went to like Iran or something with his child. Yeah, she was like we're supposed to come here It's like you talk to you. Is that her talk to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah About to punch like I'm gonna take my baby on a nice vacation Yeah, some guy in the neighborhood Mike smacker in the head for you Some guy might walk by and just smack her if she's yelling at you Hey, you know Iran is the place. It has the one of the places that has the most uh Gender transition surgeries. No way. Yeah, you know why? Why cuz you can't be gay Oh, yeah, so so they got all the way from trans that religious loopholes Interesting.

1:03:00Yeah, it's safe. That's true. Let me I love that moment. It's a something I like pretty sure it's true I'm pretty sure we've actually looked it up before and so you're not gay. You're trans. So it's like But they don't allow trans they do they do wait gotta wrap it up. Ah Yeah, we can wrap it up and cover the head cover the face. Oh, yeah, so easy to be trans there You could be a furry. That's what furries are all about you get a hatch you just a hatch true You pop the hatch and fucking a squirrel. That's what's going on. Don't get me just a happy chip Bang a squirrel Everybody just looks like cute cartoon We never go eye to eye with anybody cuz they're solos.

1:03:39There's no eye there There is a sex reassignment surgery is not only legal in Iran But Tehran is considered to be an international hub for obtaining it. Yes, the procedure has been allowed since Iatola Boy, say his name. I'll tell the main but the first the mint the mental part was Ruhola. I've never heard that Comaini learned of the hardships of trans women and issued a religious decree to legalize it in the mid 1980s Tyler oh, yeah, I told it was 80's so it's illegal to be gay But you can switch switch genders because that's what's really going on you're just you're not really a gay man That's impossible Muslim tree of things Okay, are you sure all right?

1:04:31Let's go surgery guys are good at it. We've been doing it since the 80s The 80s. Yeah, we use a curvy sword we slice your piece By the way every 7th everybody's cats trans nice way what yeah, you have a male cat you castrate them Everybody does because you leave them in the house if your cat goes in the house they'll peel over your fucking house That's true. They will mark every spot in your house cat games have to cut their balls off Just trying to get no It's fun. It's amazing how many cats there are out there because every male cat gets his balls chopped off That's true with cat the straight cats do all the fucking oh yeah, they Pick up the slack I think cat dicks and bars on Kedicks and little spikes where they go in they can't come out Did you ever see that video where the crow talks these two cats in the fight each other?

1:05:26This one yeah, he's pushing at him he fucks with them he fucks with one cat and he flies over to the other roof and fucks with the other cat He gets fully worked up fully worked up and then they fucking start duke it out and the Down why there's a Let's go instigated it got it to happen and was a fucking willing participant. We should be using crows They're so smart. They're crazy smart. Yeah, crazy smart. We got a harness that's befriending them I mean Edgar Allen Poe figured that out way back in the day Ravens and crows. They're so fucking intelligent. We had it. Edgar Allen broke Edgar Allen bro It's fucking with this one cat just get real close to him.

1:06:11He's kind of pecking at him It's a fuck up fuck is wrong with you bitch. Oh shit. Just fucking with them Just completely riling up pecking at look at this and just jumping just out of the way He knows how fast he is. He knows how fast the cat is like now quick enough bitch I'll get that one and so he gets over to Before that though he went over to the other side and was fucking without looking they fall off the road and then he goes that's all about it Still getting after it. They don't stop when they fall 30 feet. Yeah They're still duke in it out man. Just duke it out and then they go around those stairs look at that little hole Look they're gonna fall down the hole Still duke it out look at this they're going after it son.

1:06:52He's a fight to the dad They're laying the back and kids scratch that fuck out of each other my outdoor cat would come home with just deep scratches over his ears the ears are all tattered Yikes Oh And if they get locked when they're having sex they get stuck exactly barbed dick. I see dogs do that Wait dogs what dogs have the same thing. Oh Lacing me. Oh, yeah, and then look They're just stuck with a hard dick sounds like every one I stand that's mostly I want to get out of here We're the only mammals. I think they don't have a bone for the dick because otherwise we just use it constantly Speak for yourself.

1:07:32Yeah Yeah, these dogs fuck yeah All right, we've reached Exactly where the fuck guys go. I don't even know how you get a month stuck. You throw cold water on them. What do you do? It's like antlers you gotta how do they get on stock they gotta go back to the right position. You gotta wait. Oh my god You know way to the dick they calm go soft. Yeah, yeah, but it's just a bone. That's what's crazy. Is that right? Yeah, but you see dogs fucking on the side of the road it looks pleasant Yeah No, it's a pleasant That before No, it's a pleasant that's like a Marek's dogs actually fucking I see a dog park all the time.

1:08:13It's so funny because the dog I'm so sorry. Yeah, and the dog yeah, leave us alone right we don't care But you know, it's like I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry Yeah, just kind of calm. Let's do it real quick and get out of there. Yeah, like a Mormon The girl dogs aren't upset. So a video this these bulldogs fucking it made me actually kind of said Jamie I know sad bulldogs fucking what was sad about it. Just think you'll see it's a Tillum's time fucking twisted just makes you feel the type of a really I don't want to give you That's a twist on it. That's a shame. What happens? Yeah, nothing that bad It's just you know, oh, oh baby What went wrong with these bulls?

1:08:57No, it's just a guy to guide dog trying to talk to a girl and then another guy comes in He's like, what's up? They run off. Oh I'm in the camera pants over and they're fucking again. That goes back to the bulldog. He said like oh Been there damn it. Yeah, we've all been there. That's the worst so but Jamo's quicker bulldogs fucking sad Jamo's loser. He's gonna nail that. Jamo's losing. He's always a different algorithm than you No, he started describing a different thing. Oh, we're talking about dogs stuck together some looking pretty good Together and nice it was a third dog. Yeah, it's one velvet suit three way.

1:09:28Yeah, talking back you see a lady fuck a dog on the internet I did When I was 18 they do really does That's the only German Shepherd this lady was fucking a German guy to have Why is this always I saw two guys gonna fight jim painter and carbonie and Um, they were watching a dog. We were all watching a dog fucking a chick and Jim was like just nice tits and and Pete Carbonie was like what the fuck by dog? The teacher nice Where nice and I Fucked up about he needs to leave the room. No, I had that fight in my head when I saw it really yeah two sides of me We're going what the fuck you watching this disgusting lady should be put down then I'm gonna fucking nice Say with chick with dick you're like a good You know the balls are a problem Get to a point without the only thing that turns them on The big tits on a hard on but it's go.

1:10:28Yeah That's the world. It's crazy. It's tough thing to be honest. You want someone to never says no Want someone to watch it all the time? Oh you want to fuck? Okay? Yeah, I was into it Apparently yeah, I have a religious decree there trans is fucking sick Let me be the first to try them buy it all All right the bulldog video is not good enough for us to take this time. I guess so it's falling out of favor I think Jamie's not looking up because it's still worried about that money you I thought you guys better not to check for care he owes me more money Oh I saved you it's back leave it to the That is old That is oh I definitely paid him the debt back I flew him back from the game.

1:11:27He brought confetti onto the fucking flight I was telling someone the other day about how when you were struggling comic you would make a living going to those poker tournaments I thought it wasn't comedy wasn't paying he was making a living playing poker Those is a year ago Wow Yeah, the drunk Mexicans on Fridays. It's just steal money off him Mexicans they were just go all in with the jacks. Yeah, you didn't have to get so descriptive you got to know it. Oh, it was great Yeah, I remember you still like that was how you were making a living It was crazy. I was like I don't think I've ever met anybody who like reasonably approached gambling like this is how I'm gonna Like use this as a job you're the first guy that I ever met they're like use poker as like you played it professionally Like you were you were intelligent about it.

1:12:16It's the math of it. This was my math wasn't great like these other guys are crazy They know the exact know but my compared to this irregular. I was I was pretty good I took all the money from the poor drunk Mexicans 100 % you really are you yeah Texas But But Yeah, it's an equalizer you play with the fucking owner the Lakers didn't know what was gonna become and then like Was a conceco was there, but you're all equal what? You're all buying for the same and then I just started smoking weed Like at the time we really have so I could like see through people when I was high. Oh really. Oh, yeah Yeah, you see something right.

1:12:52You just like got it Oh, nice. Yeah, it was nice. What happens if you'd never won you got to pay the rent? Uh, well, I play with the bank So like whatever I had already won a little bit It's like you're just playing out of there and so when you when you like win big You see all these like guys kind of looking at you as you're going to cash in and you're just like You keep this money here for me for next time. I'm like yeah, I'm like okay They try you over six blocks out 100 % you leave what $12 ,000 on a fucking second place victory at fucking yeah How's look casino or Hollywood Park? This episode is brought to you by paramount pictures new film the naked gun There's comedy and then there's the naked gun.

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1:15:23Yeah, right? Get a gun just follow some seed you want to go all right Yeah, it's easy so glad to have it again. It's a scary addiction. Yeah, I don't have it and it's uh, I don't either It's fun to gamble on sports a little yeah But I don't have the I don't chase it ever say some people it's like a thrill and there's nothing else in their life It gives them a thrill. Yeah, they got a job the job sucks They got a family that don't like and they they go out and they fucking risk it all Yeah, they're fucking shaken and they can't wait to do it again We go after spots and then we go like midnight one go down there and then if you played like Five hours your all right leave if you're seven like hits rush hour.

1:16:09That means you're gonna play for ten You're gonna miss rush hour to get back. Mm -hmm. You just be there forever Yeah, and so 24 hour day deal. Oh, yeah, there's no windows no windows. They're they it's just like it's like this different world of people too Real degenerates. Real, like, yeah, same as the pool hall people mm -hmm probably those are worse probably same humans Yeah, same him at least the pool hall people have some skill you get to go each other Yeah, like oh your regular you talk all that and it's just like we're all trying to steal money from each other Yeah, so like enemies, but like we're big friendly and then I was pool all banter There's all guys who were like trying to rob other guys like I can't play you even I need to eat all Maybe sitting around talking forever.

1:16:53Everyone's got a gambling addiction. It's like who could hold out the longest mm -hmm Yeah, it's like two guys with boner like I can't fuck it That's fuck no, no, no, not yet Then like hold off to try to get a better deal and you were in there That was that was funny when we were in the car and we were talking about you playing pool all the time and you were he was just like I'm a psycho Yeah, we've gone to show It's like something to do you know after a show. Yeah, something. Okay cool an hour or two seven It's like Joe can we please get out of here? I have a problem really. I know it's a good problem.

1:17:27It's good problems Yeah, that's not a problem like I smoke crack. Yeah, I my problem is when I lock on something like time goes away Yeah, you can catch heroin or you can catch fish him. Yeah, that's a better one Pools a good one because you can only do it physically for so long whereas video games you can play video games 12 hours in a row That's no problem. Oh, you're just doing sitting keep you up. Yeah drink Mountain Dew. It keeps you totally dialed in Yeah, you got explosions going off and you're you're gonna focus down Conning down hallways Why am I going to bed? I got the headset on a call a guy Mumbai a fig Yeah, you need a job in the morning.

1:18:08You have to get up for otherwise you're gonna call a girl from our girlfriend Yeah, I fucking serious. It's for in the morning. Yeah come to bed. I had a call 30 problems. I'd over sleep spots You go to sleep like four p .m You know just like up up up and then like oh fucking miss my spot because I was sleeping I got to stop a lot of lives They're gonna put a fucking helmet on you one day And are you prepared to engage? Oh, that's come. Yes You're gonna be in the world like fully in the world Bums going off you running down a dirty street hoping that this is not real life That if you die you're gonna respond Yeah, that's Westworld pull it's a flying by breaking the bricks behind your head All that shit's yeah Westworld But Westworld you could die you can type that people didn't know that they were robots They thought they were in the game, but they were like well who am I that's gonna happen man We're all ones in zeros.

1:19:05We've been in the AI for a long time. You know hear that yeah, we're in simulation We're in the yeah come on. I'm kind of willing to get humanity ended hundreds of years ago. They but they mind us For infos like this is just what reality is I think we have a version of reality That's not real the real reality is we're in a we're in a gigantic computer simulation Damn I couldn't have gotten a bigger dick Nope, yeah, you get if you want that sense of humor. Yeah, what happens? What's that sense of humor? I make the average eight It is kind of crazy if they've come up with so many medications not one to grow a dick Yeah That's true.

1:19:40There's probably a bunch of guys that don't want it probably you can't give them big dicks Because if you give them big dicks if it's like only like a couple hundred bucks. Yes, the side deals shut down Eventually get pussy still big Down the freedom Yeah, it's a weird thing to take around this shopping cart if you have We got that's what a lot of people thought like the war on steroids was like you're trying to stop people from getting just massive That's why like do I China so angry? I just a little dicks are he shouldn't I'm off? Yeah, dude they're using crisper now. I bet they've got giant dicks Haven't seen it.

1:20:19Let's crisp. Let's crisper genetic engineering. They're editing people's genes That's an I'm that's an I want that you go like give my son a big dick. Let's see what I give a big dick super brain They they supposedly And not only these kids from HIV they kept them from getting HIV but in the process made them more intelligent Like to do you know you're making them more intelligent. Yeah, oh, we'll see we also made them way more intelligent They're like you're not supposed to do that so they put the guy in jail for a couple years now he's back kick and ask again He's like their top dude their top genetic guy like yeah, you're gonna be a drill and in there's a But you told me you get millions of dollars and hookers My shit You get your dicks sucked every day and you're eating roast beef fucking jail Just you're a bad boy.

1:21:01You did a good job good job. Here me out here. Maybe this is the the room stocking but I think The dick size you have makes you who you are You got to overcome yeah, Tom Watson that lady was beating up on chicks in the Olympics. All right. How big is a dick? That was a tiny dick that's the time to move is to become great exactly to beat up women Kevin Hartson drum How dare you I can't be that mad because of God No small dick. No damage good point and they leave we're right a woman to beat up. Oh Boy, I'm telling you you got to work with what you got you got it if you have the choice through crisper House big your sons dicks gonna be you gotta give them a medium medium.

1:21:43What are you doing crazy? I'll dominate your house. Yeah, 12 and a dead 15 or 12 and I pay for that dick son Yeah, you created a mosque. Yeah, well having a son is probably a lot like having a wild dog where you have to like train them Get him exercise in every day like wear him out get him calm Yeah, realize like hey fella. I know you're ready to go all the time This we gotta do we gotta burn that out of you every day. She'd be a good citizen Right, okay, but if you're just fucking not paid attention then you have a wild teenager Yeah, it must be great. Yeah, if you have a son you should have to get him to not shoot up or or You're rape until they understand why both of them are wrong.

1:22:29Has there been a jacked school shooter? Never Not not one. They don't need it. Has there ever been one that's not on medication? Not one although every school should look like Michael Moore Thomas Matthew Crook said a huge hog who's that who's that the guy shut Trump Diddy? He looks like he actually every one of those guys 20 year old kid. Yeah, I don't know how to huge. Oh, it's all over the the fortune The room Yeah The school shooters do have giant dick builds though. Yes, I mean they're all tall skinny wire Yeah, yeah, brother that guy who is a who is a professor of mathematics at MIT I did talk window with them.

1:23:19I don't want to say his name, but if I tell you his name it's even more hilarious His guy had a donkey dick Everybody everybody would like change in the locker room and we would change we were like what the fuck He's like this really kind of uncoordinated like crazy hair He had the jufer oh the whole deal. He had a dick that was like a solid limp nine inches It was a giant dick with giant balls and everybody would see it and be like what the fuck and his wife never left his side She does like she's protecting that diamond chair that diamond dick everywhere she went It was really like a dog with a bone.

1:23:54Yeah, she was always there at every training sessions Travel with him to tournament. She wasn't going nowhere. They're the dick ever hit you on the mat. You're like Jesus You gotta work up. You're gonna cop it's all tucked away Would you call it out at the locker room? Jesus Harry. No, it's the one thing you didn't talk about your cups of jiu -jitsu Yes, I do okay, wait, you need to eat some guys don't Some guys don't but you get I got need the balls too many times right Thanks man, a picture It is funny. It's very funny when you see one of your buddies has a huge dick It's weird change the dynamic and people with huge dicks don't like talking about it Yeah, let's make one of a guy for having a big dick.

1:24:33Big dick embarrassment. They're weird crazy like you with your shoulders Yeah, you're not a big deal something you're jacked Yeah, the huge dong is a game changer. It's like when you see your friend play in the piano. You're like It's you know, it's a weird skill to have piano. Yeah, someone sits down all so they can play you never told me Yeah, it's fun to see any friend who has a skill Hitchcliff can play piano come on and Joe fucking checks out and Just checks out Just start playing piano. You're like what does come from plays the skin flute Yeah, I said trombone the old rusty trombone. Oh, yeah, bad.

1:25:11I'm happy. Yeah, the extra curricular skills off stand up as interesting I mean, what about probably can dance well and skate no Wow, I bet he plays a fuck out of some video games. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sir The sports Andy Haines can shred on on skis right. Yeah, the certain guys are just like what's this other thing? Right, O 'Connor was D1 lacrosse Man Penn State Drexel nice you think it Duke Was a professional tennis player. Wow, he was like a really good tennis walk on 1200th of the world. Oh, yeah, I'm good It's pretty good. It's pretty good. I'm on a beat like a karate guy See those pictures what no, it's so good.

1:26:02Yes, like it was like right when he started doing crack. Oh Jeff Ross No, boss. Oh Jeff Ross is a black belt and tag one down Yeah, you with pool It's like these people that can like do something like what? Him throwing a kick with he's got a Jerry Just got addicted to fucking crack Let me see his four. I don't have it. He's he can find the About kicking that guy some guy some young cops trying to like get in with him and make it cool And he's making fun of his kid just too familiar Jason canner He doesn't know he doesn't care. He just kicked them Just kicked the broken ribs. Yeah, I fucking broke his ribs He's like actually now Jason.

1:26:47No, just broke a rib. Oh, yeah, Jesus Christ. His joke is real poor kicked him like that really Yeah, if that Caroline's Christmas park. Oh my god. What the fuck? I think I heard Jason was like no, I was out of line He was what you was this? Well, you're was 2009. Wow. That's a risky time Just keep trying to be front kicking people the internet existed. Yeah Yeah You could front kick people in the 80s Yeah, no one's gonna be you got a DNA Nothing I Boxed through a window. There's wild. Why would he do anything? What's that? Boxly threw a guy through a window at a bar. What Charles? But there's no video.

1:27:30He could just do it Yeah, yeah, through a guy through a window is dangerous. Yeah, bro That's how people die. I love to cut your neck glass. Oh, I mean the way you die he's talking shit to fucking Charles Giant super But I read about like six times. So he's a funny guy. He's a guy fucking punches you. Oh my god You get punched by an NBA player if you're gonna bother me. I'm gonna whip your ass That Charles fucking threw a man through a glass window Wow, that imagine like you just some dummy you just thinks you could just talk shit to a guy forever And then this 300 pound giant man just Overpowered you're a cushion on a couch It just chucks you it's like the guy on the flight who tried to fuck with Tyson.

1:28:20Yeah, well, that's wonderful Yeah, there's justice sitting back and watching Chuck Charles Barkley become like the coolest guy of all time so funny Okay, that guy's sitting there like I bothered him once at a bar and he threw me through a window I hated my whole life and then you watch him on TV like fuck he's the coolest guy so cool funny literally the coolest guy Yeah, I love when he we was gonna do the play by play or a color whatever for um easy L .I .V Golf yeah the colored comment For a live golf and they were like wow that's evil. He goes you got your money from don't you all do like iPhone ads?

1:28:56Like let's easy on the judgment. That's an interesting Charles Barkley Yeah But the problem alone wasn't the best impression Kimmel is the best. Yeah, he said the guy says you're not gonna do shit You nothing but a big ass pussy the taunt set Barkley off We're in reach for his radio to call for backup. Oh the cops the cop according to the police report Oh my god as he releases grippy felt lugo escape except the 20 -year -old hadn't gotten away I felt victim for me being pulled I felt the victim being pulled from my grasp Williams wrote in the county incident I looked up at a sabarkly holding the victim up in the air by his arms.

1:29:39Wow. Oh god What did he say to proceed dog long him like he was it says do you know who the fuck I am Do you know who the fuck I am in a matter of seconds Charles Chuck Lugo through the play glass window? Oh my god Even if he don't know who he is Flung him like he was a black boy Flung him like he was a toy right before this to he at the cops told him dot to go up to me like I'm just gonna talk to him I don't want I won't hurt him. I just want to hurt him Charles assured the officer. I just want to talk to him. Oh my god I just want to sit and the job is like okay You can just talk to him with an arm's reach the guys says you're not gonna do shit you know the bit of big ass pussy ah Bro there's people like that out there in the world, you know so funny.

1:30:22You're like you're rich like I wasn't raised rich So I got to why you guys seen the video of Joe Schilling knocking that guy out in the bar. No You know what oh my god, so this is asshole to bar. He's being rude and apparently he's being rude all night and Joe Schilling who's a multiple time world champion kickboxer walks by this guy and the guy like make tries to like make him flinch And Joe just goes Watch this so there's this guy You know drinkin have it a good time being an asshole talking about beating somebody in arm wrestling or whatever and Joe just is behind him. He just touches him. You know nothing.

1:30:58Now he says something to him. He turns around Oh, that was quick. Yeah. Well, he's a world champion kickboxer. You can't flinch on like that guy's just Out of his he was walking he delayed himself four seconds I don't think it's almost four. I don't think it's four. I mean he knew the guy was out Like look okay here it won he just he just passes by and he calls him back Oh With the chin up like I was like you can't do that to a guy like that he comes at him with like you want them? Okay, yeah, like what? I can have him So yeah, it's up That and he won Really? It's Florida is Florida. It's like staying your role.

1:31:40It does rule. They have some good. I love Florida There's some good medicine. They give you a dark. I forgot the name. I have her make no no no no the treatment My auntie bodies that yeah, so I was trying to remember yeah, they they banded out a lot of blazes They just stopped people from getting that I had a whole pocket. I got it Yeah, you got it. I got it to a lot of people when I was down there. You're like oh they got your Florida Okay, cool to do this This place is they wouldn't give it to They restricted it Florida was pretty good during the pandemic. They were a good place to go. They're a lot of comedy there That's where I caught COVID.

1:32:11That's why I got it too Thank God you got rid of that yeah a lot of your people down there Jews old. Oh, yeah, they don't come to shows They like to relax. I go to Miami and relax That's true place built on cocaine Imagine cocaine Jews trannies And Hulk Hogan Carol Baskin a lot of ideology rented Lamborghini. Yeah. Oh, yeah a lot of rented Lamborghini We got to store somebody pull up in a limousine. I was a door guy And I was like, who says and the managers already been jaded he goes somewhere with $50 Already jaded The jaded guy when I got there Harris Pete was the most jaded guy of all time maybe of all time of all time He had been through all the eras and he was like yeah, I'm pressing shit out of the Harris Pete made a deal with the rumor was Leno and Letterman said hey all three of us whoever makes it will take care of the other ones really Does that sound like a deal you would make Sounds like a deal you make one night while you're drinking not a real deal We're all in this together.

1:33:16Yeah, exactly What if you like who kind of sucks? One of us is gonna make it You bring us It's Shane Gillis Dave Chappelle We're all supposed to get their boys. We said we were in this together like hey, hey, hey you promise You think get away as they get here. Yeah, so I found it Relax we did the did the boss and comedy fest and we're all in the finals and we were like all right Whoever wins because the pot was 10 grand which was an enormous at that it's level yeah And we were like whoever wins will split it up this way that way you can do a second One guy was off in this in this shadows were like he's not gonna make it this guy's sucks.

1:34:02He's no good guys definitely He's the whole thing to Boston strong we all ate of them with Boston's strong. Oh, the marathon. I got it was that year What a fucking Did he ever make it as a comment? Yeah, he's hilarious. He's a really funny guy But at the time we're like this guy's going nowhere and then he won yeah Anytime I've done a comedy competition the guy who's sitting by himself and quiet you go Yeah, he's got a math over and he's got a poor habit fun. Yeah, we're all over and drinking This is the little Indian kid these have this thing called the Boston comedy riot It was like the biggest comedy competent.

1:34:38Yeah The WBCN radio would host it. It's the Boston comedy riot was like in the 1980s WBC The Boston and the Seattle competitions were the I never did either one of them but it was like it was like weeks long so you how to either keep going up there or be there Yeah, that's Seattle was like that was hell You have to be a guy with no life Yes, Seattle resident. Yeah, or Seattle resident Will and hang in there for the long haul Yeah, for the golden prize of being the winner of the Seattle competition. I think I lost one of Sam Yeah, I did a bunch at the beginning Which Sam Atlanta Morale I think he ended up winning.

1:35:15I think we're both in the final Oh the laughing skull. Yeah, he did win that. Did they just kick them out? Huh the laughing skull to the vortex just kick out the laughing skull what happened? I don't know I think the vortex said like you guys got to go with the owners got to go Well, what happened? You got to pee. What is that about you know why that was a great little room That was just a headline 85 seats great great little room fun room This episode is brought to you by uber eats summer is here and you can now get almost anything you need for your sunny days Delivered with uber eats What do I mean by almost well?

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1:37:18Yeah, yeah, that's a great comedy. Yeah, what happened? What happened? There was this headlight back kind of pass by for a second you were to those and then go and they like oh actually read that one Yeah, yeah, the headlines. Yeah, you just you think you're just getting overwhelmed by headlines. That's the problem That's true. Yeah so much. Oh, man. That's important, but maybe not as important as the next one I'm gonna scroll down a little bit, but it all goes into your brain And you know the headlight draw lies. They're all lies made by some other not the writer So you're like, oh, I guess it's that you know, it's not weird Yeah, if you write a really good article someone could like fuck it up with like some misleading shit in the headline laughing skull Lounge founder will leave the vortex after 16 years sad Wow, great room after two decades.

1:38:00They're splitting up There be no there be no laughing skull or just the guys out. I think I don't know what it means to be open in the vortex, but not as we know it today Uh -oh the founder team be exploring other comedy avenues in the city So they'll do another Laughing skull somewhere else. Oh, no, no, no, nobody cares about the name. Wow, that's the venue Well, they know how to do it though. They'll probably find one that's like it. Yeah, the rooms are important Size of room. It's not a whole like you can reproduce it somewhere, but you might be able to find a similar size room I mean, yeah, I mean land has got a lot of But it's not starting a new room.

1:38:39They have a giant email list. Why are you so pessimistic? No because like the actual The actual room the old Sanversa newsstand they're different right the the Hoya comedy servers the regular comedy servers the main room Those are different rooms You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like so it's like you can't reproduce that right, but you can make like look You ran it well that part will be reproduced the little boy in the mothership those are different Yeah, but we made that that's a new room and it's a tiny little room just like that. It's the same kind of thing It's like you can you can you just not do it right you can be the location is big like what kind of people are in that area already or versus like yeah Yep, it's funny how room has a feel like the oh are in the store has such a weird feel Yeah, it's a specific smoke is built into the walls evils built into the walls It's also like there's something good about the I used to think it was bad But there's something good about the commotion in the hallway in the back The good about it is it's chaos chaos the shows chaos that room is a chaos room Diaz used to have the most chaos in that room like Diaz would crush in the main room But there's something about Diaz when he would go on stage in the fucking OR like late at night when no one cared Just doesn't matter.

1:39:52It just doesn't matter and then he would go crush it. Yeah He would go crush it you go crush it really Yeah I'll need a few people know what that means Yeah, the shakers this stick came out what I did it you sick fuck. Oh, you came back with the bomb Don't just plastic. It's just plastic made in America hold on I get Thank God you leaving the piss Where bottles over here. Yeah, we're trying to keep him from you. We got Oh We had a triple wash this fucking pitcher because Norman pissed it at once. Oh We've had some really rough ones. We've had some rippers to the point where when it's like protect our parks day.

1:40:37I'm like Oh, yeah, it's like a marathon, but America needs it. Yeah, the boys need it. They do they tell me all the time I see them out in the streets. Yeah, so when when's protect our park? They say it all the time all the time. That's the first one I do those Q &A's after shows sometimes Like number one question when's the next one's the next protect our park, but they take a year off your life So you got to spread them out a little bit, you know, it's like Bear what's that what's that the tough mother right? Right. You can't do them every weekend that one Photo from the one we had like 25 or 26 beers Everyone's want to see the photo on my oh my god.

1:41:11Yeah, but what a nightmare But that is what people genuinely need they need Bros like you have it a good time as bros like with yes, no restrictions They want to if they can't they wish they could yeah, I want to everybody wants to I grew up doing this shit Every man wants to have fun. I was really hoping I stopped doing this at some point This is my first party in the woods I was just like well, I'm gonna do this but rest of my life at least I your monetizing it kind of yeah You make it you made it a living yeah, listen. This is the best life. This is the best life for guys Oh, honey, we're the luckiest fucking people that have ever lived like you had Jimmy Carr on and he was talking like he's like I'm doing this today then I'm going to shepels thing that I'm doing Keltoni that I'm doing the mothership that I'm doing an arena and fucking Scandinavia Best life what life the best life Jimmy Carr was fucking hilarious He came out of club with new shitties working on just had a bunch of notes.

1:42:12Oh my god. He's so good He's a beast. He was so it was so fun to watch. He's like when you watch a guy's like Like just just fucking dialed in yeah, yeah, just dialed I'll tell the story about what's the name fucking with them too about me. Oh, yeah So funny because I remember Gerardo so funny yeah Gerardo told him that Ari had cancer and then and then Greg Gerardo goes and dies and Jimmy Carr is living with this and then he sees Ari's like you look good you look good. He's like what the fuck is going on half your face shaved This was like And then you're like so you're right. I'm like what the fuck is going on But you're just weird looking enough where you're like yeah, he does look like he also said like I wouldn't he told me They said you're a cancer.

1:43:03I'm like what he goes. Yeah, they said you're a cancer. That's why you're like that because you don't care anymore So crazy let him spike your drink It's a nice fucking backup to have I wish people thought that yeah, yeah, you took a shit on stage Gerardo said that to him and never told him many different he must just be Passing through the room saw him watching any stand up and goes oh that guy's got cancer. I think I got a beer Just fuck I got what the Harvard law to a comic like a long burn of a joke just waiting one day years later this joke will pay off That's amazing and I won't even be there I Dropped and we we shared a parking lot in when we were both on TV together at the for very first time We were both on TV when I was on news radio and he was on his own show.

1:44:05He had his own show that was on the same lot I'd hang out with him at the lot all to have like a like a show about him being a lawyer. Yes Because he was a lawyer so you can listen off your life Was your job right before this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're doing grudge New from New York That's how it works though Oh by the way, it wins the new season Check it out on Netflix if you're listening to this it's available right now Get out Netflix .com to drop ship you a CD watch it mail it check your mailbox right now It's gonna it inside your first season. It's gonna skip a little And while you're there you can watch our ship here special Well, we all got yeah, sit on there.

1:44:50It's right. But yeah, tires. Yeah You've managed to rain in trash Kyla in a way. It's unrainable Well everybody in the show plays literally themselves Kyla was Kyla was pretty easy. What was the one? It's a lot of trash. I mean, I mean she would lie in point for a long time I'm gonna send his season right Ron White is yeah, oh fine. What was the line you had before you was it was how to talk trash was like I spelled a coffee collater on my scratch Yeah, Ron fucking kills or he brought his own outfit in You know, believe it Ron plays himself Pull the bus key there. That's all you'd want him to play Yeah, why is he a please a washed up NASCAR driver He's there for like a sign like a meet and greet that no one shows up to Yeah, we had a Woody Harrelson at the club last night.

1:45:49Oh, they're last night. He's there a lot man He's been there a lot I missed him every He was a sweet dude to hang out with The fucking man doesn't have a phone though. It does new email So if like you want to get a hold of him, you got to go through his wife. You got to run into him Like he's smart. He's protecting himself from bullshit. The bullshit in the world. It's like I don't want to be a part of this Yeah, I don't want to have a phone. I got no social media. I got no nothing. I'm just a human like I always was I was a human before this. I'm staying a human. It's really nice. We don't have a phone.

1:46:18He's here to ear like he's the best Leeson walking on Is that it? You don't want all that fucking Yeah, it's not good for you. It's also nothing ever happens. Nothing ever It's okay For us I Yeah, I do I mean I guess all of us remember before it right? Yeah, yeah, but still it's like those were good time Right, so it's like I get we have better stuff now, but like parts of before we're okay And only with a great time. I'm so glad they weren't filmed Can you imagine if you had all that shit on film from taking a dump of your gas throwing up the street? You got to worry about somebody's filming you They just the pure Tonight but yeah people are living with like pure anxiety like in a level It just anxiety on your phone all day long.

1:47:15Yeah, giving you anxiety. You can't So you wait wake up to fucking 20 texts. Yes, like what's up from all these different people you got a fucking you got a micro Right even that part of the song, but it's like And it's like I just woke up so I look at my phone right away. Yeah, I'm sending the dumbest replies. Yeah, I don't know how like you wake up and you Yeah, I don't know how to explain what I'm trying to say. No, I get it. I get it Yeah, it's 80 people coming at you to do it's fun. It's a show or something like that and it's like I It's too much now. I supposed to run into you and say yes, I can do that.

1:47:50Yeah Yeah, I need an answer now. It's just constant. It's good. I got all my all my buddies are in town all the filly All the filly trash is here Tonight's gonna get nuts tonight is gonna get nuts and I was really hoping to avoid that. Yeah, what is the plan I don't know the official show I guess we will tell no, I mean I mean the dish tonight When this air is tonight, but we'll tell it on time. We say from that green room. They don't be safe He's a fucking bar Like We were talking about yesterday where it's like what's the plan usually like okay, so we get Way too fucked up then we go Shove meat in our mouth and then immediately we're on in five Run to the store get up Or with the mother ship and then get up and then be like All you gotta do is drunk pukin the hallway.

1:48:46It'll get it all out. You'll be good to go It's funny because I call the store all the time. Oh by all right. I even called the main room I mean, you did it right. Yeah, I don't even the main room and the and uh, yeah and the OR Yeah, it's kind of like the OR belly. It's kind of a hybrid between the OR because the main room is also the OR The OR is the main room but the OLA the main room at the club at the mother ship is like if the main room and the OR had a baby Yeah, and then the other one is like if the OR in the belly room had a baby Yeah, I'm always like you going to the store tonight. Yeah, well you built it with that in mind And Adam he gets there.

1:49:21I mean literally named the bar after midsy sure He's the best He's so much like homosexual all time. He's not gay anymore Holocaust and I Don't bore I don't have to that video the guy suck a dick. Did he wait a week at night? 10 minutes That fucking day. Yeah, why are you the first sticky stuff? It's like I'm not gay no more. Good This ain't even a dick Oh, it's not no no no Devils tricking you and believe in my delicious penises, but for a moment he believed it the way we're all like I'm not gonna do this one evil thing anymore I'm not the whole world Most brutal thing about home the photo Fine, I'll do a little Quick drink it for a week or quick weed for a week and then not made it that night.

1:50:15All right, so last week Yeah, last week last week. I was like I got to take a week off Fucking giant storm comes through Texas. My power is out for three days. Wow. Wow day three. I'm sitting in a hot house going The beer is going to go right now as a bar actually went right Yeah, they gave me the shirt. They gave me this on Thursday Yeah, I got everything. Yeah, where's Kelly's where is that? Oh, I have no idea That's it's Irish pub Here it's an Austin. Yeah shit. Oh no shit. I've heard of that place places actually really great The owners they're all Irish everyone I wish people have exported the bar the proper bar the best way The Irish bar is the same in every country in the world.

1:51:00Yeah, it's the Irish pub. Yeah, yeah Irish pub in town Is the same Well, they're not blaring tech dough and all this right. Yeah, it's dark and you drink. Yes, like you should a couple old Genes signs. It's like Ireland. Yeah, do they play music at the Irish pub? Yeah, I think they actually have Irish music like a live band. Oh, yeah, I think it's actually pretty sick Well, yeah, I was just out of it. The owner was the fucking man. He gave me a bunch of Yeah, whatever that's one of the good things about He gave me some fucking like a IRA stuff I don't want to I don't know if he gets a trouble for me.

1:51:36Give me some Nazi money. I have a wall for my you'd be tripping I guess I put like money up there from different countries. I'm like Money money. I'm not yeah wanted for sure. I was thinking about buying a fucking Adolf Hitler autograph My as well. I don't know what's that kind of you can buy them. They're really expensive, but you can buy an Adolf Hitler autograph. Yeah, I mean, it's got to be worth a ton of money Yeah, no, and then I figured maybe when I'm Yeah, if I have green kids, I know this is gonna be worth a billion Maybe some day to be like youngest cons autographs. Yeah, of course won't be forbidden anymore.

1:52:14Of course I have to like a thousand years. Yeah, we're a very I mean just like he was The most famous guy ever there's somebody who's like I was reading mine comp just to read it, but she was reading on the bus She had to go So people didn't really she was the great You can't trouble just having them. We got to get a book cover on that thing few outstanding very original document letter signed autograph by Adolf $7 ,800 or $7 ,700 That's not so A lot of I'm not just on a piece of paper. This is like is a Nazi military officer charged by Hitler. It's not a dog Hitler No, I'm not sure. That's right.

1:52:52It's not enough How much I can't believe you just buy Nazi stuff You can't go this in thrift stores too. It's not seen. Oh look at that original look at that the arm sleeve Officers sleeve eagle hell yeah from a guy's fucking uniform That guy killed your grandpa Are you ready bucks? You see how you start going? I It's just a 480 bucks. That's crazy. I have a new version of that The Chinese the Chinese made new money to give it up for the workers during COVID and it's all these scientists on their on their bills They made a whole new bill real interesting Interesting. These are the people that caused the pandemic.

1:53:38I don't see every time I brought this up Yeah, people get upset He's a he's a polarizing figure, but I don't of course he's I know but I'm not like Hitler's the man Yeah, you're really Someone just edited that part No, but it's like he's the worst he's the of course edit this part. He's the biggest faggot that's ever lived sure Actually, Mao is worse. Where are that so funny? I mean, it's a whatever bit but like calling Hitler a faggot will get your trouble for the wrong reason That's true. What do you think it to top five all time top five? Yeah biggest fucking turds on earth He's the Michael Jordan of faggot cranked out of his mind the entire time.

1:54:20Yeah, like a poster boy for don't do drugs He's actually ikeman was Drove it more because Hitler was like whatever you need to go ikeman was the one that's right I think I remember is him going let's font we needed another he was a smarter one about it because we need some other And he goes let's do the Jews they stayed of themselves, but he was like well anyone will do Really he was that he was the like the writer of all of it and and eight offers like if that'll help us get like Cheney to George w We found out dick cheney still alive the other day. Yeah, really? I thought he was I thought it's like a baron's team bears mandela effect thing.

1:55:00I thought he was dead. No, he endorsed Come on Harris and they bragged about it. Oh, that's right I might be real it says bro 240 grand you got this shame. What is that his flash? George Washington's powder flask powder Coral stars Jen's Washington that might be real see what I mean you can have that at your house. That's pretty dope, but that's the family far I was saying I'm saying but different you have me slaves drinking beer Don't tell anybody they won't google it Fucking slaves. He did Any is the Napoleon hat was that you send me that Jamie? Napoleon's hat is up for auction. Yeah, hell yeah.

1:55:43How do you know if it's really is hat though? I had a pretty decent baseball You know, but you wouldn't know if it's here. They're just reading to create like that. I wouldn't even know if you sold one of my hats I remember an old old pod we were doing at your place At your house. That's how old it was and it was like we're talking with art from like the whatever era And you're like this was hello. They're like how do you know? And it was like oh, yeah, I guess. Yeah, you have no idea Just panic so many tomets. Right. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of lies out there. Just looks a lot of fake paints A lot of fucking a lot of dudes.

1:56:20I mean it looks good. That's bad. Yeah, it looks good I think it's pretty expensive. How much is that bitch the last one? Million bucks? It's sold one auction One auction went for your one two million one two point one I think it said what how much is judges 63rd second? Right who wants that 20 of them imagine you got so much money spent two million on a hat You want to jack off when in Napoleon? I do want you You got a fat. I didn't until you brought that you got to wear that one Do a full -length mirror flexing. Yeah Did we talk about what Hitler did in Napoleon? Did we talk about this already?

1:56:52When Napoleon's tomb everyone had a bow that had to get it He had built a series of mirrors so he wouldn't have to bow so he could look at it without bowing down That's wild Is before I go in yeah, you can change all the mirrors so you just go you didn't get me to pull him when he loved them Yeah, interesting. Yeah, interesting everyone smile you hear Hitler's story where you go god damn those pretty shit Shit on my chest to good heart I don't know they told us and I could see them that's being propagated for judges today He was pretty stupid. That's very messy. Oh, yeah, yeah, they might have an accidental shit on meth.

1:57:29He did some math As soon as you hear about a guy doing math, you're like oh Everything goes from that. Yeah, man The book I read about him he was by the end he was just sitting by his fire and you just had to listen to him tell stories And he would be on meth and he'd be screaming Oh And what he was screaming about was like I'm the greatest architect that's ever lived I shouldn't even be doing this war. Oh my god. I didn't even want to do it, but fucking Churchill Wow This is the everybody thinks he thought he was a great artist. He thought he was the greatest architect. Oh my god This is Elvis with karate Look out, man.

1:58:09No one could tell Yeah, that was correct. Oh my god Good to fight. Shout out to roots of fight Yeah, Elvis get piled up and they pretend that he was good at karate and dudes are just like I can't believe you're doing this to me They were trying to move him and put his neck out there and stop them from moving His liver was redlining all day long Yes Just be like on the great on the best fighter ever time. We went to Graceland. That's right. We were there at the same time We saw the Graceland tour the racquetball court where he had multiple TVs so we could watch every channel in existence all Once we had four TVs come on my that was big back then Outside his racquetball court.

1:58:55Yeah, that's right. I fell as I'm gonna take a shit He's got the vaccine. He's immediately have a heart attack. He's had the McDonald Yeah, he he was playing he couldn't sleep so he started playing racquetball and he called a guy like a 3 a .m Like gotta come play with my get down here I And he did he's like I gotta take a dump in there it was he was the first super famous guy You think what a Hitler yeah, different kind of yeah, like what's your love star 60s 50s? Well started in the 60s. Yeah, 50s. Yeah, starting the yeah starting the 50s went into the 70s. Yeah, there's nobody he died In like 1976 Oh, I say 78 maybe he was already passed up huge then He was still yeah, but like he was still huge though.

1:59:48He could still he got big and he got real fat and crazy and just was just Rugged out of his mind you ever see the video of him singing from Vegas. Yeah, I'm saying man. I'm saying melody Amazing still amazing But bloated dying still his entry. I got some good. He got his entrance his entrance in some place where it's like Yeah, he just like walks with just he just just walks here the mics there walks this is like this You know, he's just going back and forth like and take it and then it immediately goes and starts saying it Oh my god, fucking entrance what a fucking entrance my whole life. I hated Elvis.

2:00:22I thought he sucked and then I watched him What's the young Elvis? I just I don't know. I guess whoever liked Elvis Yeah, it's too obvious watch it. That's it's too obvious, but it's really good. It's like a cdc Bitch listen the long way to the top listen to that fucking song. It's a long way You don't like that song. You don't like America You know like freedom. You don't like hard work. Shut the fuck up. It's just it's too easy Elvis was too easy but that unchained melody Bro he was so good. He was so good. Look at him. Look how big he was. Come on man damn Pinet and he wasn't that old Yeah, what is he there 40?

2:01:03He looks better than me Look at this. Well compare how hot he was. He was like oh he was so hot when he was young He was like the the first black white guy. Is that the general? Yeah, you know, he was like the first wigger. Is that the general right there? No, no, it's a different guy. It's a different handle. No, I think that's one of his musicians So her dolly talking about him. Oh, he's cranked out of his dolly lommah. Oh, this is nice. I just recorded it in it. I don't know I I Do weeks to be honest. I mean no different than one chance late. Wow You thinking how's this guy gonna do this you thinking he's out of his mind.

2:01:50Okay. He's in another dimension right now Yeah, quiet the room is they're going goddamn down. This is like a conifer for this on drone. Yeah, it's like he'll be fine He'll figure it out. That's fine. This is the I'll tell you this Her cranked out of his mind. Listen how good this is wow I can't get a mic stand And God damn It was You're kidding Before my special We made that exact joke about O 'Connor like He was like the only way you can fuck this special up is if you like black out before the show And then even then it'd be like fat Elvis on jane mountain God damn that was good. I mean you if you heard that guy talking before the you if you're in the audience like Oh, no, we came to the wrong night.

2:03:24See they're going to this song out. Yeah, they go two weeks. It's just pure talent that'll overcome the The He's launching this song right now. Yeah, I know you're about to hear all time. They haven't even heard it yet. Whoa My god damn And your Time It's a great service And Oh Still hits You guys are allegedly on mushrooms that was a bit nice That's so good that is one fat town what we live for we live for though Like if you could belt out one of them moments in your life. He did it Yeah, one of those moments. I mean this guy had a ton of them But one of those moments and nobody had ever gotten that famous before nobody had ever like nobody gets the famous site Ever and doesn't go crazy But nobody had ever gotten that famous before Elvis.

2:05:12He was the first. Yeah, let's also go to his house It's not that big all right like your house is probably the same size as Elvis. No, it's pretty house is bigger come on my who? Oh really Which house I'll just say you feel like little bow wow I know he's got a suburban house It's just a house in the burbs. Yeah, oh you don't need a big house if I was by myself. I'd have a regular house Yeah, you would I do you don't need it's all nonsense. It's just where you live You that's the first thing I figured out when I came to Hollywood I was 27 years old as a first time I ever had a nice apartment in my life.

2:05:51I had a loft I had a fucking pool table. I was like this is sick and then I got and then I'm like Oh, this is just where I live. I felt like oh my that's another trick You got to be aware of like this idea of always getting a bigger better. You never appreciate it It's always just where you live. Mm. This is all you need a place that's safe that has a TV Hey, yeah, no play no playground next you to wake up. Yeah, you don't want to think crazy loud Don't be near a train station in a house and I'm like I'm literally just gonna hang out in two rooms I'm gonna walk from my bed to the fucking couch the only time it changes if you have a family You have a family then you want a yard then you want a pool then you want a lot of things you want a lot of things You want to have a dog?

2:06:29Yeah, you want to have a room like I don't know where I put this I was I always had dogs My rod just fucked the whole well. I've always had dogs so I always have a big yard I'm like that's the thing can't have a dog that's why the only reason why I'd never bought Crest Hill the the house above the store The missing house. Yes, I want to look at it Because it was like Sam Kennis and he's just live there like this would be crazy to own this fucking house, but I had a crazy dog and that yard was too little. It was like he'll find a way out Sam Kennis and pissed on Mark Mariner's bed up there. Nice Nice book That was on YouTube 100 million views All over his bed just standing up.

2:07:08Wow, that's a credit. That's Mark is territory. It's what you cat does. That's what you get him spade Spade Spade new to your pets on Bob Barker. Wow, what a weird thing he had Dr. He's paying a new year old every episode turn your dogs trans Turn your dogs trans. It's important. Have a trans dog. How about just don't let your dog fuck random dogs Especially in your name's Bob Barker What a freak what was his real name?

2:07:58Come on that made me now in this room that's a solid job right now. It's good Three people Jamie were you laughing? No Pilot they found of the Mitch head bird project they made back in 2001 About the same hard stuff. That's like a TV show. They made oh cool Sam's house. Yeah, I mean it's a Sam I think where he sits down just with the fucking the chair and there's like breaking down things that are going on the world Oh, no, I don't know. Have you ever seen that video? You guys it went it went fucking viral. You've seen it right? Yeah friends of them. I was he's doing video He's doing his premiere for million dollar extreme two in Austin on Sunday.

2:08:47What is that mean? It's a little sketch show called million dollar extreme. It got canceled off adults win. Oh, that's right And now they they've made it again and I Too wild he's a wild boy. He's a wild but that you see moms or mothers. What is this? That's a brilliant one. It's what is it writes a script? Oh, man, you can get some local I'll try to be an actress to read the lines. So they're like oh, well, that's right crazy lines And they're reading these lines not knowing what it is and he goes it's something like yes I am the curly -haired one I think we should try to fuck the curly -haired one That's great.

2:09:25It's like and they're just like trying not to laugh So him and Nick Nick Rocha for it's one of the funniest dudes I've ever met charlotte those guys They're doing some wild so locking up but your homeless people in a enough fucking well I don't agree with that. I have a room and just let's watch them. I don't agree with all this. I think this one's wild I love it. You know, no, you don't have a fish tank bum live It's just like it's real world. You're saying fish tank. Yeah, it's real world. You get the craziest people The real world's okay because they're only mildly mentally ill but they always got to race us in a black on real world I like let's put them in producers.

2:09:58They know how to make drama. That's what he's doing. Yeah, fish tank I mean if you're gonna make a show you can't just have a bunch of people hanging out having a good time Yeah, you need a bunch of catfuckers. What's fucking friends? Even the Kardashians went after each other Wow Remember that? Yeah, they're in the hallway one of them through a leg kick What a toss leg kick Joe Joe was watching comedy I was watching what's a song like people know how to throw leg kicks now That's a good new thing with street fights people throw legs like I saw it after Who was with me it was it was a hatred versus Broncos So there's some fucking drunk boss and fans who were leaving and somebody some old man talked some shit to him No, right about a lot next time he's like shut your mouth.

2:10:45He goes easy bro And then just leg kick to the face knocked him out No, I'm talking leg to not to the Oh to the leg Using the leg Yeah, we're not talking like it's just a With the hand He opened up with a headkick. He just spun and kicked them. It was like this guy was a good just a nice Denver resident Oh, Jesus Christ You never know who knows that you jitsu shit now. He's hit him with a wheel kick or spun around He's spun around Back He'll kick in front of his wife. Oh, they're like he was like 60. Oh, no, they can't do that 60 Yeah, I was a big guy and then you go to jail for the rest of your life are looking cool I think it was me and Simone He's like So dangerous.

2:11:28Yeah, I mean I the karate guys and Emma May guys should not be allowed to drink. Yeah true Imagine drunk with Trump while he doesn't do anything. He's sober Chuck Sean Strickland. Oh if I could if I could do a cool kick You're doing it. I'm fucking kicking everybody Can I start drinking? I go do you fucking say Jamie about Ohio State you mother fucker?

2:11:51Jamie can you bring up a Michigan walking into Ohio State stadium nice change of subject? The thing is though. I don't think you would do it if you could do it true Yeah, I guess it humbles you a little bit. You don't care. I could do it Anybody that's why I noticed about going to UFC's the backstage stuff is there's so quiet Yeah, meet people Different Why such a superstar everybody loves them because he's he's the same guy. It's also why he's great. Yeah fighting Absolutely Genuinely doesn't give a fuck Leon Edwards is my favorite fight. Yeah, when we cracked him on the left hand And pointed out my favorite moment to For street rounds Leon's doing moves.

2:12:34Mm -hmm like trying shit. Yeah spinning elbow to the forehead and this goes oh Yeah, I guess Gable shit come here But he's he's trying to come back to the UFC. I hope so. Yeah, I was reading articles. I don't know if it's Substantiated but he's there looking for it. Fuck yeah that guy Yeah, super star that I know who fight anyone. I was always said that he was the most I'm Appreciate a superstar during the Conor McGregor times. Oh, yeah, you guys are missing out like you got Conor McGregor But Nate Diaz just beat him and said I'm not surprised motherfucker I can't believe it wasn't strong the field guys.

2:13:13I'm not surprised mother fucker That was what got me that's what got me into the sport. What about this? I was at that one with Epstein Yeah, oh my god amazing. Yeah, it was amazing. What? Epstein this is this jujitsu guy he caught he caught a dude in a triangle Gotta do the triangle and then to the double flex Yeah, while he had him in the triangle like fully locked up Einstein, I'm amazing. Yeah, he was nice. Yeah, his name is nice Nice going on What does he do it off season? Has he make money? Well, he yeah, he got he got something happened. He had a boxing match with Jorge Mazvedal He won and he won but they didn't give him the money.

2:13:58I think he's got a thing. See if that got resolved There's a there was a crazy thing. You know, you have these fly by night promotions and sometimes they're not funded correctly Like any black room like we'll send you the check and I give it to me now Yeah What you talking about yeah, we don't stuff I said about Hillary Get paid if you're lucky. Yeah, if you're lucky I saw you almost fucking beat a guy in Vancouver Island Oh, yeah, I've never seen him because I always the checks for always from him. They're coming My money goes now he goes brought he went to the back Yeah, I was like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, right the check now pay me now Yeah, that guy was well, we're doing this guy was super sketchy talking about his balance and his What do you talk about these have to clear?

2:14:49Sues reported nine million dollars so they robbed about a nine million bucks pre -fight deal in place Promoter blah blah blah. Yeah, so he beat him, but he's owed nine million dollars. I hope he gets his money Pretty too. Yeah, he's doing hard to get a money on a person knows not many money though That's the problem you get an old Ferrari. Yeah, you could have a stuff But Nate Nate does they do like Jiu -Jitsu should they'll do like a seminars. Yeah, yeah, it does a lot of All the time makes plenty of money doing seminars The Nate's legit Jiu -Jitsu black belt Purple always they purple right? It always like as he was doing this he'd like I'm just a purple belt, right?

2:15:29Like shot off dude In his brother was one of the best of all time That was always cool him because anytime I've hung out with Nate I've never hung out with Nick, but they always he talks about Nick with this reverence There was a time that I've never seen anything like it be people missed it because most of it happened in the strike force days And you know it was a small yeah next prime next prime. He was a bad mother fucker, dude He was a terrifying guy because he had the most insane cardio that's ever existed He's this guy swam from Alcatraz to the shore. He swam five times What five I said these twice and he corrected me online said five times since then he's probably swam a bunch more So it's probably like ten times Swim from Alcatraz in the ocean with the sharks the thing that was supposed to keep people from ever escaping that island People voluntarily do it.

2:16:22He's done it a ton of times Train by the his fucking cardio was off the charts and you just couldn't keep his pace He'd put a pace on you and hit you with like 50 % punches Yeah, 50 % bunches, but constantly having your face wise talking shit We gonna do bitch which can do bitch pop pop pop pop and then every now and then rip one to the body rip one of the body Pop pop pop and you're exhausted and you can't breathe because when someone's punching you you can't take a breath So even if he's only punching you like this you're You're all tense. He's relaxed. He's a better boxer than you. He's better at your jits So what are you gonna do you get take them down like what are you gonna do?

2:16:57He's never lose when he lost it got to a point where later in his career Early though everybody slows down, but in strike force he was in his prime like one Frank Shamrock Nick Diaz versus Frank Shamrock in in strike force a great example. Oh That's a fight. He beat you beat his ass. Well when he lost in his prime. Why did how did he lose? Well, he didn't really lose in his prime Well, he might have lost a couple of decisions in his prime in like three rounders And I feel like go back and look at it, but like he submitted go me Which is like this huge thing and pride with a go -go plotta like off of his back while he was high He tested positive so there was he tested so positive after the fight like he had to be fighting high Damn yeah, and just like yeah, fuck yeah fight high.

2:17:44Let's go bitch That new rock movie looks fun. Oh The smashing machine I haven't seen it but yeah, but the trailer is amazing Jamie bring up Michigan walking on the field versus Ohio's shit. Oh shit He won't do it He has no one to do it. We won. We're living high right now. We only do One last one. What's this? We shit? There's a lot of we shit. We should go on. We fuck do it. Yeah me and Nate almost beat Leon Babe when I slapped him it was crazy. We got the bill. Uh the bitch slaps those other thing who'd hit you with bitch slaps It's crazy. I never thought about the cuz his punches were like I didn't know there were 50 % like that Oh, yeah, you just can't breathe because we went full.

2:18:33He'd tire himself out Exactly. So he's putting a pace on you that you can't keep up with and he's not hitting you at full blast like Nick would throw kicks Like for fun. They were silly kicks like they didn't they were never gonna hit you He would throw like he would pretend to throw like a wheel kick or throw a high kick He wasn't even trying to hit you. He's just trying to put something in your face put something in your face And then let it you know that he's so relaxed in there with you. He'll throw silly kicks at you Yeah, and just beat you up. I might go to that New Orleans fight. I think a poorie is fighting again Yes, poorie is gonna fight Max Hallway right?

2:19:06Oh, that's a hot one. That's not that's the last fight of his career, right? Uh -oh That's in Exactly. Well, poor is good. He wanted one more and he wanted a legend So they got a match all right. Max Hallway might be the number one guy for fights in a stance. Oh Really? Yeah, they go they love You're always The jeans Corona's up there Little airplane bottles and then like what you should be all the way About how about you The ancestors of people that had the balls to get out in the ocean get out in a fucking homemade Make it across the ocean to know it's hoping I had Viking dude Farmer's only What a crazy dating app that is farmers.

2:20:12I know and business means white Yeah, they should have just gone How do you say without saying it? Black farmers talking weed Good news and bad news daddy I found a farmer His name is Tyrone He grows weed. It's only watermelon. I don't know what though It's a Huge Crazy and drinking. It crazed as a delicious food is racist Chicken water on the both great. I love them both. It doesn't work with any of the race You can you make fun of Italians for pizza and no Irish potatoes. No one cares That was super sensitive fish and but the thing is it's also foods that everybody loves I know Delicious, they're like how how that happened?

2:20:59Yeah, if you bring up fried chicken and black people your piece of shit But doesn't everybody love fried chicken. She's a bell. Is it bit about it? It's the best He does great bit. No, I was talking about fried chicken. It's so good. You ever go to Gus's in town Gus's right chicken. Oh, it's so good. I genuinely actually avoid fried chicken It's so I grew it. I grew up with a lot of eyes and it'll weigh you used to get Roscos on it when I was in LA Roscos chicken and waffles. Oh my Perfect so good what butter and the syrup and then you got the hot sauce with the chicken That's good so good diabetes.

2:21:39It's coming but not today Today it's mouth pleasure. I was broke. I thought that diabetes was coming. Yeah, but you're not you're good You're so I was like I got at least be pretty diabetic. No, you got those fucking Our gene son you got the full Diabetes of the fucking northern You know he'll get us as the gout the gout's coming for us. What I heard out Fatis, isn't it? No, no, no, no, can aine has the gout How do you take it? No? It's a bruising Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a bruising thing Causes gout meat it's the King's disease. Yes Meat, but what is the real cost? This sounds like no, it's like literally all I eat.

2:22:29Uh -oh I eat 90 % red. Wait, are you sober? Yeah Dog for three months sober from alcohol. Yeah be clear and according to the law everything else and nothing else today Gout known as a disease of kings the type of arthritis characterized by painful swelling and inflammation of joints Often the big toe. Ow cause by a buildup of uric acid in the body leading the formation of uric crystals in the joints Link to lavish diets and alcohol consumption of wealthy individuals including royalty. I would guarantee you it's the it's the alcohol and not moving Yeah, it's not it's not to do with me. Tell you what I don't have first time I saw that description.

2:23:08I went Oh Crystalized my joy Wait, are you going to church toers that bullshit? I have been in church. Oh fuck why have you ever been in church before? I bet it's actually very nice. They're all just trying to be better people. It's a good vibe. Why don't you go to a cat sing? I tried that I did that. I went to St. Pat's in New York Yeah, that's a beautiful place. So nice. So what I gave me a rosary? I keep it It was not bad. What is which one is it? It's just a Christian church. I'm not a national Christian. Yeah, all the fucking Jealousy Yeah, I'm just giving all my money to Animal proteins are just pork red meat shellfish and oily picture high in purines make an individual susceptible to gas There you go, huh No shell fish additionally alcohol reduces the metabolism of uric acid enhances disease condition.

2:24:03Oh It's right I guarantee it's alcohol and we're getting a steak tonight. The problem is the alcohol fucking lobby Probably said yeah, it's the meat It's just like they did with sugar. You know the sugar lobby's like actually It's not us. It's a saturated fat. It's causing all these heart attacks to happen off. Yeah Yeah, yeah, it's a long COVID. There's nothing to do with us. Yeah, there's nothing to do with it I just have a fraction anyways. Okay. It's long COVID getting cancer because of COVID It's all the COVID gotcha. That was a new strain. Do you see that? Yeah, what? Go with your line. It's a new one in China.

2:24:41It's always a new New release mix tape. Yeah, it's a BC boys lost COVID hasn't been good since 29 They got a new producer. Oh really? Better be Yeah, it's the kids It's only gets kids. It's catchy. It's catchy with the kids Yeah Kids is a big one now is through kids that show to make you like oh I guess we have people yeah I'm gonna take care of the old people. What about grandma? What about where you can I saw someone on Twitter saying you literally killed my mother To people who were out there doing shows 20 Well, that's 20 out of it 20 cases of the new variant That's how it happened in Seattle remember you heard about the guys or at Portland Where was it the first case of the United States of what somewhere in the northwest someone to come over from China They gave the wool hand they gave it over there and that's the first cases and and those people don't got nose on light So they got zero vitamin D.

2:25:39They're susceptible. I hope that monkey pucks joke worked in your storytelling show look at this Look how they describe this look at this really it was actually really funny We're all the I talk about it afterwards So silly describe is a slightly upgraded version of it. That's really funny Upgraded the slightly upgraded version of the variant that's prominent right now. Oh, God Subhash verma Somebody of the mothership red to be a scientist Ron got the COVID recently. He got the COVID. It was a week really I can smoke 20 cigars a day He holds the guards he got the back to him. He got the job. Thank God She wouldn't wait worse for me In that funny thing I think I could have been worse is so my sister flipped her car once when she was in high school and she was totally fine and Total the car the cigarette lighter was the only thing say it's how much both shoes fine wasn't wearing a seatbelt So she was on the roof of the car and we're all like thank God you weren't wearing a seatbelt or could have been worse Like they always say well You guys get flown out of the car and they live and our flips 30 fucking times and they live because they got Because I got the right change never heard it isn't that was saying to like a urban myth at least that if you if you're like Dober Yeah, I've heard that yeah, I've heard that yeah, that's the same thing as people falling.

2:27:06Oh, there was somebody on my on this not happening I this I fucking Irish Chicago guy forgot his name Sullivan something, but he was listening to you lose and there's walked off a building And the nurse was like the nurse is like it's only thing to say Did you not know you were falling You go down just walk Wow Oh Oh my god damn Oh my god, all right, all right, let's call him. There you go. I'm about to get down Feel these enemies though I would take the yawns The only reason I stop the booze the only reason I stopped the booze is because I wanted to see what it'd be like to have no booze for long period time Yeah, it's a lot better.

2:27:49I mean, I feel a lot better. Don't you get bored though? No, I thought I would that's the thing I have fun doing stand up. I have fun hanging out in the green room. Yeah, but you're also not like action Well when it comes to no booze No booze The improv is jabious He goes I stop smoking weed and everyone booed he goes oh, I mean I'm still doing vapes and stuff Yeah I just hurt my throat. What's it? What was the the final switch? I want to fall down Well, I'm just tired of fucking it. If you don't like shit when I would work out in the next day hangovers are real later It's real. It's all said it's fucking it just you're just tired all the time It's like it beats you down and if I was doing three nights in a week at the club And let me balling this big yeah Bible Dagger get It's got a 20 -year -old metabolism So cold you'll be back.

2:28:46You'll be back. You think so yeah, that's a supportive friend. Yeah I'm a fucking pro Current situation We would love to have you back. It's just one of those things where you stop doing it You're like oh, I feel so much better. Why was I doing that? It's also like at this point like who gives it so don't drink see I have the I have a different thing I go I go I'll go like four or five days. Yeah, typically I try to get four or five days off By day five by day five. I'm going let's go It's not even like you can't just have all of a beer and then you're right out You're great at the next day, but you're like the next day you go fucking early through way those five days Wheels fall off like I had a good time drinking don't get me wrong.

2:29:35I like it. Yeah, oh, it's just I don't like what it does to your body I mean Someone say someone had a great statement that it's like you're paying for tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, you know, I probably Today I was listening to your podcast. Yeah, I'm glad you played today. What tomorrow for one hamburger today? That guy the pop -up guy The guy was addicted to hamburgers. Yeah, no money. We never had money. We never had money. We're at wimpy. Yeah And the fuck is this wimpy's burgers? Wimpy's big. It's just a guy addicted to burgers. Yeah He's a comic Five guys killed him Crazy, oh, don't give me start on the racist one.

2:30:19Oh, they're all racist. I will glad Murder's the every see the stories of below on the set of pop -up Huh the below on the set of pop -up Away from the studios and they would send film cams back and they send the empty film cans back full of cocaine for the set Through the film cans. Oh my god. That's so crazy when pop -up I came to malto the film that was full of cocaine Wild, of course, he's not even characters He's cooked up. He's got one eye closed. That's funny. I've made that face Every single time I've ever done cocaine. I go you couldn't escape it. They were actually shipping film cans at the time Film cans we sent back to LA for daily processing.

2:31:08This was shot in Malta and we found out the film cans were actually being used to ship cocaine back and forth to this set Everyone was stoned. I don't know what they say. What a lame way to fucking blow out of work. What a bunch of dorks It makes sense. Shelly do vol she went she went through that and the shining how that lady survived well. Have you seen her now? She died? Oh, she did She died Well, wait, she died and then mark you were saying what were you saying she was ugly before she died beautiful How many memes are the fucking Jack Nicholson with the axe coming through the wall? You know Johnny like inclusivity and then trans women on dating app I said So many of those like that one scene with shelly do vol in the bathroom when the axe is coming through Here's Johnny yeah, that fucking movie was crazy slow build if you rewatch it.

2:32:04Oh, really nice. It's great It's really good movie to watch. It's crazy. So statically, please. Stephen King didn't like it. Cuber King didn't like that version doesn't like anything cool Like say What tough follow on Twitter Me He's zicking everybody. Well, you gotta he got hit by a bus did he got hit by a guy driving a fucking truck not paying attention He was walking on the side of the road and he got clipped and broke like every bone in his body Oh, he was I was for a long time he got clipped. Yeah, he got really broken apart Older man, you know, not like as a young guy. We maybe kind of recover.

2:32:48How hot is it in here? Not all are so out It's Jamie's Jamie's full. It's America. Is it is it not hot? 72 let's close you know 72 is a lot and you You know, 70 to his little crazy. You're right. Are you?

2:33:06Just You had it said it 72 Jamie That's unforgivable You're a girl and Jamie. That's a girl. They like it warm. Yeah. Oh, yeah, love it warm If it's up to a girl so it goes 75 Burr christian to you. It's generally hot. Burr christian to you. I wish you weren't doing that that is a bad look Auschwitz 2025 He did that for the thing it was a good bit of Ivers I'm legit. I'm switching in here. That's gonna be You feel better now. That'll be me. You're shirtless doing that. They are not Well, I mean, it's obviously this time Jamie can you bring up a Michigan taking the field against Ohio State I think Joe's actually liking it.

2:33:49I think he's gonna respect football where he sees it Let's go. Joe does not respect football. Let's go. I do respect football. He actually Recently I don't approve of the CTE Yeah, it's not good Touch the CTE myself for sure It's you don't escape it they they tested high school kids have CTE Yeah, you should you should be worried. I'm not you got the touch touch is good Little touch makes you little reckless little funny I got touched JMO. I know what you're gonna do because I know you're in Oh, I gotta make a tackle I knew he was gonna do it dude Does that hurt you? You read it through that actually didn't hurt that's I'm gonna catch that I'm on airplane He is ready.

2:34:56He had a new What I sent Jamie yesterday you you want to get mad? Yeah, let's get mad The LA fire Fund, you know, they had this big Show big fundraiser they raised a hundred million dollars Wait till you find out where the money went It is James Lee did a thing about it on Instagram. Yeah, and there's been articles written about where people like where's the money? The way they distribute the money is so crazy You're gonna you're gonna read this and you're never gonna want to donate to charity again Because you find out what charities are really with a lot of these like non -non -profits are really about The lady running the charity that got the money makes almost a million dollars a year BLM me to yep this same lady.

2:35:46No, but it's all Let me get let me get a taste Listen listen to this. I watched it. I would look into it a little bit. We'll watch it But I what what they say though is that what's in the first month they distributed half of that money hold on before you press With a fishing hat is not a reliable My number one source of news And then he's trying to he's trying to blame the Annan Verg Foundation That is one of the richest fucking families in California. They have there was so much fucking money. What I think got money I mean Like liberal as Jamie Play the video. I'm gonna play the video and let everybody figure out for themselves Let's platform this guy.

2:36:32Yeah play liberal Jesus Might be one of the biggest scams in disaster fundraising history and as usual I'm bringing the receipts first off according to reports the fire rate benefit concerts raised over a hundred million dollars Supposedly for LA fire victims. What since then residents have been asking where did all the money go? A hundred million dollars raised for residents community things and Funds that are supposed to help with vows and there's no It's truck Let's figure this out. So according to the fire a website it says that all direct donations will be distributed under the advisement of the Annan Verg Foundation According to the IRS 990 form the Annan Verg Foundation is a 501c3 based in Kanshakan, Pennsylvania.

2:37:22I live there Conshi maybe office building one massive red flag building 33 % of their annual expenses goes towards actual charity programs The rest goes to administrative costs like executive compensation Look at the numbers. They treat you pretty good over there starting with top dog Cynthia Canard who's making Three quarters of a million dollars plus another six figures in bonuses. She started the fire basically almost seven figures just for one person there Here is Cynthia a case Sinny hanging out with Gavin Newsom to see her strategizing about any Six years Anyway, just give you a point of comparison with another nonprofit doctors without borders They spend almost 90 % of their money on actual programs versus less than one percent on administrative costs Local journalists have also been asking where is the money?

2:38:18They found quote the fire aid website names only three Palisades organizations that received grants among almost 120 organizations listed as receiving a couple of few ones You see who got the one couple of few ones and I hope I read it. Why just stop because he focused on the palisades Just display it. Just play. We'll talk later That's what is real Caled Israel Havana Pacific Palisades and palisades charter high school listen scorpion sting Directly read out to the Anniver Foundation. They were kind of given the run around various extension numbers Somebody saying they would call them back no one called back All customer service some mysterious man named Philip no last name.

2:38:57He was never found this is just crazy So essentially what they're doing is taking the hundred million dollars then paying themselves roughly 70 % of it Wow, the rest of the money they're dishing out to various other non -profits with their own administrative expenses And that's how a hundred million dollars just ends up Disappearing. Oh, yeah, yeah, wow Maybe he's selling truth maybe he's exaggerating but the very least this is the end result does the cancer research stuff 70 % goes administration 30 % goes to the actual cost these not profits. That's crazy. Yeah, they're for their own profit Well, it's just a loophole.

2:39:38It's a loophole But they found a loophole to make a great living by being virtuous and then they see a fire like We're all getting raises What all we're saying Jamie is that this guy is saying that 70 % traditionally Goes to administrative costs 30 % goes to the actual problem That's for all charities, but if right that is for all charities for a lot of charities But not doctors without borders, which is one of the things that he brought up he just picked one though Right, but he's pairing you at this stuff to just like I'll pick a charity and if this he picked the probably one of the worst ones You know we've gone over the charity stuff many times.

2:40:11There's good and bad charities. There's good and bad charities But the point is that this 100 million dollars you're saying was distributed to a bunch of different places not just Pacific palisades Little looking into it to a hundred million was a number that got used in advertising to make everything look big and look good Probably I was my part. I was trying to say to assuming that it is a hundred million There's a bunch of companies and a bunch of like artists that said I'm gonna pledge a million I'm gonna pledge a million and they never and you have to go collect it all you don't know if they all send it in Oh, you know how many times I pledge stuff I pledge to million dollars to no names NIL I haven't done one single Well, you're in your apartment Fucking championship game watching on how to stay winning.

2:40:50I was going no name needs a detackle I'm gonna give him a million bucks for real. Yeah, and then they were like you want to give us that million bucks No I pledge that legally binding it was a pledge JMO Well, that's isn't that the only thing about colleges like how much money colleges get in donations from People that are like really wealthy that used to go there. Yeah, yeah, I don't even go That's a big thing Yeah, that's why these college kids are getting money now. It's kind of crazy I talked to one at barstool in Chicago. He's played Indiana Center And it's like how much per year goes 300 grand to transfer to Indiana.

2:41:26Oh, that's for You know, James Pat Cougan well, he was from no day and it's just like that's a good living I don't have to go into this for my life. I'm gonna take my degree and like I should do that for those kids forever They're making money off of them forever. They're sold out. You know, but you can't have a player for four straight years Yeah, they just needs to be regulation. Yeah, because this is now that now they're letting them pay players So now it's just the fucking wild west They need to do that shit for the Olympics. They gotta make them make a four -year pledge Even that is the big schools are all gonna Get all the best they don't get nothing the Olympics they get really zero everybody else gets rich You beat it by a man that can happen Enrolled in that woman's box.

2:42:08I'm broad getting teet off you said that they were all about that And now that you're in for a came out what's up? You I thought you were like now that's actually not a trans That's a different they were thinking there's a lot of people that were saying that it wasn't really a man and that it was just some Women with an issue right like some sort of medical issue the medical issue is testicles And then x -y X -y chromosome and taxical testicles apparently internal Testes that don't drop. It's like a condition. Uh -huh. It's some males have yeah, so micro penis Internal Whatever Come up with the pills Scientists Thanks and shit except in China they're crisper in the shit out of those dicks Make it a big juicy dicks good math guy with the dick That's all gonna be issue Big dividing and then fucking bang in your lady Fuck was that guy oh, yeah, well ccp hat on show your work Man, I gotta look into this crisper.

2:43:09I never heard of it. I gotta do it. Is it too late for us? I think it's too late for now But in the future or But not in the future and the future they're gonna be able to genietate people that are alive right now They're doing it to like fetuses. We're gonna go back in time and that shoot my should my dad up with the stuff to get me the real shit Yeah, yeah, fighting jeans. Yeah come back. Fuck I wish I had we do it protect our parks four months now or 150 pounds heavier Hi guys, he's just gigantic giant hog Hey pull the balls out last night. That was already they didn't look like a great full of human Thank you huge balls They look like a big horn sheep They ever see a big horn sheep's balls.

2:43:46No, they're ridiculous The first time I saw a big horn sheep my friend Steve Vernel is like look at his balls. You need to look at their balls It's like they're it's extraordinary like church bells like giant fucking balls Oh my god elephant Titus giant sacks. Wow they all have giant balls. Wow Keep your money with that looks like a big pus looking them up. There was Got a problem You can't tell what say I anymore man. You really can it's all it's over. There's no way to take you gotta go straight to the comments and hopefully people pointed it out I got tricked by I got tricked by one. I was but sheep.

2:44:23I was embarrassed You fucked it and it's like oh my god some fucking tradition hot ass sheep came to bar No, it was a it was a video of Trump giving a speech, but they I'd oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like no fucking way. What did you say? It was it was actually really funny. He was like something about gay people have figured oh no No, no, it was like really funny and it seemed like something he might say yeah And then you're watching it like nice. It's well. Fuck it was close, but it took me like Three minutes to be like three minutes long. He wouldn't say that. Yeah, he finished coming But it's it's over now like there's no truth.

2:45:04There's no video. Let me hear this I saw this yesterday. Well, I'm gonna be embarrassed, but yeah, I'm sure you two good careful note of the work of colossal labs The biotech company started over because the worst group of people we've gotten our country is not even close I think we'd all be better off with them going, but as I was saying my administration and I have been taking careful note of the work of colossal labs the biotech company that Resurrected the dire wolf if they can bring back wolves they can bring back dinosaurs terrible lizard That's what dinosaur means if you break it down But picture this folks Raptor mounted border patrol agents They'll rip your head clear off Terradactyls patrolling the skies velociraptors on the ground To prevent the immigration apocalypse we may have to count them with a dyno apocalypse folks.

2:45:54It's true I mean While you're watching you go he might as well also truck so wild you just never know you never know Didn't he fucking post something the other day that Biden was assassinated they used a clone Whoa Did not like truth social truth social didn't he post something like that some some some wild thing that somebody posted This isn't even bought because he had a bunch of plastic surgery. He got his face full back like a lizard Do you know what they're actually doing at the forest department? Every email they sent that mentions biodiversity gets bounced back What was that man they are so against the word diversity Oh Those emails are not allowed to be sent from company emails wow.

2:46:38Yeah, did you see is that word saying yeah Trump share That's great Trump shares unfounded conspiracy theory claiming Biden was executed in 2020. Oh Oh, who is he debating that? Who did it stairs That is so ridiculous, but who is he debating? He thinks he was what do you mean he debated him in 2020? Oh, he debated a different guy He's actually clone. Yeah, not really Biden anymore. Yeah, the one he kind of lost. I bet he was like fucking clone showed up Right seem like well there was that time that the tall Biden was at the That was crazy That was crazy. There was a Biden that was like six inches taller than Biden And they have makeup they can do things to people they can make you look like Biden My maybe not you but like like some people would not not so long a face yeah Barron would stand out Don't be depressed I know we're pulling you out.

2:47:47I'll never forget but you were a great president You're like Lincoln. This is way off topic and you guys aren't gonna think it's as funny as I do But one time my my family and I were out to dinner at horses in mechanicsburg And we later came over and goes I got a joke for you We're like what is it he's like horse walks into the bar and the bartender goes wide along face And my family and I erupted Laughing for lots of classic Tell them it became like we can't stop laughing about how good that waiter was Oh, yeah, and yeah, it stuck with me my whole life And I knew when I started telling that story it wasn't gonna be good That's whatever the joke that I said to him.

2:48:27I know. I know that's what it reminded me of yeah But just that whole like you know when you can't stop laughing. Yeah, pull up the video that's all Biden Jamie been there What is horses is a tough one for me? Do you rest like horses? It's like a lower level Sizzler some reference I can't remember yeah the wheels are off. We're wheels are off Bro the wheels are off Sure, whatever I'll go to a chile's any dig there's a salad boy at horses. Oh Yeah, but you know what generation? But they do have nachos and melted cheese you go there you go. I'm gonna go to the salad. That's essential The salad was got that dice pan.

2:49:06It was a little cubes There's a piece talking my language the Pittsburgh salad. You know the Pittsburgh salad is Is that what you shit on the guys just fries with some lettuce on top?

2:49:17Pittsburgh people are fat fat That's a great city underrated city every fat city is the best city. They know how to party. I love them What's another fast Cleveland off low clean. I'm like great lakes. Look at the size of them Whoa, bro look at the size of them. He doesn't look anything like Biden Shane. We're there look how tall he is We're right there towering over his wife Like what is that wow Biden dirty like what is that? Damn that's weird Shandana went to the white thing. There was times when we had he had some complications and they just brought another guy Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think they've probably done that before with people Roosevelt Apparently, who's I mean should Connor who's telling the story was it here?

2:50:05They were telling the story of Obama was sitting there talking to one of the people that he worked with And then they removed the mask and then he realized that the person who he was talking to was not the person He works with and they were showing him how good the CIA masks are. Oh, it was green room conversation Someone's explaining the green room that they have the CIA Guys, you know your reference of a name you've never heard of like what's why do you think he went to Seattle in 2016? Who is any of these people and they'll hit you with five more in a row? For you recovered from the first one.

2:50:41Oh, the picture you took of me It's a big one. You're already getting trapped because I love mask her for two decades and she's like I'm in it. You need a break after all right. He cornered me at Terry Blacks the other day. I was in the corner Terry Blacks he was like looming over me and everybody else was having their own conversation. I'm like hey Hey Well less with headlines Safe word Epstein. Oh, yeah, bro. He just hits you with like five six conspiracies in a row that you don't know about you don't know about that Cleveland 36 What happened? What happened? You know, downstairs. There's just an experiment going wrong.

2:51:19What? I think it was a part of that program It was a South Africans. Yeah, programs all about a per house That's what happens when you grow up at a cult and you think everything's a cult when you get out Everything's a cult and then he starts working for Jimmy door. So he's like finds out about real conspiracy That's got his first birthday like four years ago Enough's enough when he looms over you with the conspiracies is like he's not even a real person. He's like a cartoon Oh, yeah, he's a guy in a movie. I'm never like there's no guy really like that. They just trapeze and hits you with 50 conspiracies Kirk Medscare, okay, when I have him on a podcast.

2:51:55It's hilarious. It's just like wind him up and then but hold on The first thing you said the first thing Let's go back to that like what are you talking about? Yeah, what do they do in the Pacific? Then what who did it? They sunk a ship what happened? Jesus Christ When I put up the Epstein files, he's the guy who reads the 60 ,000 pages. Yeah instantaneous Jerking off He's doing other things on the side. He's playing chess jerking off right reading the stuff so we're too. He started in black rooms That's it Black rooms will have you Yeah, they love they love having a white guy. There's dudes that are just joke machines Medscare's a joke machine Oh, he got him in the writers room.

2:52:49He's a machine Miss pack on the spot and Atlanta once was down there for some and she was like all right go and show started to eight. I got there 730 Dores are clocked Then I go in I'm like hey miss Pat's I'm gonna go we got you got you the MC does almost an hour the MC did an hour And then he goes oh y 'all Billy from Iowa You're Billy It sounds like it already fear Billy from Iowa Close enough after an hour. Yeah, eight dicks in front of my manager the time. Oh my god. Yeah, why do you manage your to the black room? Yeah, it's fired up dude. This ship makes me what is it? Can't run a maze. What were they talking about?

2:53:37I posted this on my story It's the I was a little hungover laying in bed and this was killing me how funny this is I started to keep starting with the beginning Charles You was out of the watching the ditty -trouse some guy came though named the Yeah See the milk talking about our sugar night used to put handle bars on guys Crazy shit about sugar night. Whoa sugar night put handle bars on dudes that would be funny if you put a hell Why are they all? homosexual I think he's got it Ray J. Oh, it's Ray J. Oh huge done. Okay. Why do I think it was meek Mill accuses I mean maybe it wasn't meek Mill maybe it was a different video.

2:55:03I've seen yeah, no, no, no, it is it's Ray J 25 six butter oh Crazy That's so crazy The bottle came around a maze so they get together have fun. They have fun and different that they're on Mike and times of change. Yeah, you know, they might get off But times didn't really change. It's just like people have to hide it. That's why people like protect our parks times Definitely don't get in times definitely don't change if you're fucking black dudes from Harlem right or rappers came around and mace yeah Yeah, they're like fucking they can say whatever they want But are we gonna get the dirt out of all the ditty people We got some All the work you doing with your chin.

2:56:01I want something concrete bro. It's listen to any story dude J. Lo DeCaprio with the they gonna talk Kid Cuddy said Bieber Kid Cuddy said Puffed Addy Burnt his car broke into his house before Christmas and opened all the gifts for his kids Really He's Hey Open up the president's under the tree It's the funniest thing I've ever heard Yeah, that's like Ari Ari might be fucking white dude That's the fucking Ari true. You hate Christmas. Yeah, he I Damn, dude, I can't believe you guys kill them Oh Say how to do you what if you could you would if the juice got there you're gonna burn your beak Jamie Daly the anti -7.

2:57:04Oh, yeah 55 minutes out of this episode and every one of the past Jamie I'm not trying to add work. I swear brother. Sorry, J. Mo He shows he needs to be respected. I guess I respect him J. Mo. Bunga beer brother We'd love to have you you're so much like a rogue You have been losing weight. You look good. You look fucking fit Velvet Jamie Bong one bit one beer Bong one ass He's actually secretly he's the best guy at Bunga beers. I know right? He does it quietly and then he comes up here and does it and he's like yeah, that was nothing Luke Holmes Luke Holmes Oh, shotgun. No one can fuck one. Yeah, that's great.

2:57:45He does it so quick. It's like it's yeah Yeah, how are you doing that? Magic trick. He just punches the bottom of them straight from the can and two seconds. It's gone like how Come on, all right skill Can't help yourself. It's a problem There's so many country guys. I can't keep up now. Yeah, it's a big Popular Brian Zach really did blow up Well, it used to be a thing that you would have to hide If people like what kind of news to like anything except country They wouldn't mention polka Right, have you listened to poke? Yeah, I guess I got shit rocks Got less than PA. I remember I was dating this girl in the 90s.

2:58:30I turned her on to white yoke You don't stop all this country shit. It's just radio country. I don't like a thousand miles from nowhere You tell me that's not a good song. You're crazy old country's the best old country. Great. But do I yoke almost? That's why I love the new guys are good. Exactly. There's a lot of guys doing old country Guitar's Cadillacs hillbilly music. That's all beer Zach It's great. What did all of the brands and he do that's that yeah, I mean what is that yeah? Who? Oh, yeah So full of people oh my god. Oh my god. I mean that is like some shit that's gonna that's gonna stand the test at time That's all oh yeah, whoo that song gonna be around a long time.

2:59:11I can be honest is doing country. That's a pop All right. Yeah, yeah, Texas hold them. Yeah, all my mind here She's winning awards She's got to turn in white. Well, I think what happens is Once Jay Z's that fucking I Know watching her kids I think what happens is the fucking country just swings one way they want simpler times. Yeah, terrified a nuclear war Terrified a fun. What's going on? What are we doing with Russia? You know, it's a big one the military enrollment went up Oh, don't jump. I think I have a white commercial. Oh They put out a white guy commercial. They're trying to get the white.

2:59:53Oh, well the whites are out there He's back. They're going hey come on white. Yeah My wife is left trying to get the men you got a fight. I ran well They also stopped the whole way. Why are we fighting that ran trans thing in the military? They stopped all that what let him fight They're scary. I love Dave Smith point on that is like the left is like No trans people should also kill innocent people in Yemen You guys are taking the wrong thing. Is that Dave Smith? Yeah, yeah, it should be don't kill random people at a wedding party Yeah Bro, have a one trump tweeted out that hooties thing they got those guys in a circle and they blow them all up and trumps like there We'll never bomb our fucking ships again like okay I don't have much advice for the hooties other than stop fucking hanging out together Stop they literally do a circle.

3:00:43They all walk to a truck. Oh stop. Yeah, one of the time I bet they don't do any mouth They keep doing it every time I see a drone strike. It's fucking 20 dudes walking together Well the what the anti -war people are saying is that that's a tribal ceremony that they do these they get together in these groups There's nothing to do with the Also possible. Yeah, I didn't know this guy. Is that he can ask questions when you're in a drone? It's a terrorist group Hey Are you going to green light or no green light green light green light yeah And that's been bush Obama Biden Trump. Oh, yeah, just kill anybody label them later Uh -huh.

3:01:26Well the amount of people that are killed by drones that are innocence is off the charts. Oh, yeah Any other any other type of warfare like it's it's like 90 % yeah, we go back to swords It'd be nice. You're looking at the guy like that's the bad guys Can't you fucking buy stand with the sword Yeah Well back then everybody was a bystander You know when they the sword times they didn't spare anybody you see they sent drones in the Russia You bring a good one that that roof I've heard about this everything I've heard from Russia Ukraine I've never believed any of it. Oh, no so much But the one thing that the Ukraine attack is legit where they bombed all the bombers with the drone's way Yeah, they they they cause seven billion dollars in damage one day They blew up all these Bombers oh, they sent since suicide drones to blow up all these bombers that were like on these airfields suicide drones is such a great term It's just a bomb.

3:02:22Yeah, it's a remote control But it doesn't shoot things it flies into things and detonates Well, I call them suicide drones. Yeah, yeah, they fly the drone the drone is the weapon itself It's you know, it's intelligently controlled and they just fly him into these jets in Japan was all over that Japan was oh, yeah That's what I was gonna do it math really what yeah, well math. Yeah, the comic cosy's that was all math Oh really you those guys messed up and fly him right into the fucking You know you're you know you're mapped out of your fucking mind Same thing with the the Nazis that the in the tanks the tank guys with the guys at the most math And the ones who dance at clubs it's a messiest Molly gets gone Remember the techno Viking remember that guy.

3:03:12Yeah, I got rules here rocks. Yeah, they got rolled There was some guy was being shitty to some girl and he grabs by the arm you get out of here I still watch some guy gizmo bottle of water drinks a little the water Viking dance Yeah, I can dance rules so that on ebombs world. Can we see that guy? You guys So he takes this guy hey get out of here Get out of here Yeah, you going home see this fucking dude that dude has cardio the bridge and the showers And then he has to point at him one more time You don't fuck with that guy You know, it's gonna rock that guy's that's the bad mother fuck the things in the group let it go And look at this door breathe it out beta comes over offers the water The beta down wall trying to like you know really important.

3:04:04Yeah, but if that's your boy. Yeah, if one of your blues is the Viking guy Is that chill bro? I know I got to close to you and then the dances starts give me some music, James Is that a gun on the on the left of him techno Viking in the house Holy moly he can move Black socks all the way up that guy fucked all the dirty hippies that night Oh, what else is dancing? Since I was a boy now that I'm looking back on it this guy's kind of fucking gay is shit. No one else is dancing Thinking he was the man he's drugs guy blows walking through no one else's dancing like him. You don't hang out with this guy Fuck no, I don't want to hang out them although.

3:04:41Oh, there's a cut to the dude who got sent away Poor dude. Where are we?

3:04:57I Could be the new name of protect our part Really is a fuck parade 2000 fuck parade really is what pride is boy. I hope they don't all gang up together in fight Russia got a crazy weird abs Oh my god uneven. Yeah, I miss matched a lot of absolute that almost says that could have been this whole thing could have been staged They're not sure because it's made by an artist the whole video Oh That totally makes sense because the way he pointed was so Perform a tour back to the guy too. Why would they follow it up on the guy that? Jamie always get into the bond with things Jamie you're great. We all love you.

3:05:33We do love you. You know we all love you I know you got fired up earlier. Sorry about Well, you used to bring it up Ohio you get his fucking He's He brought up fucking no day. Yeah, but because you gotta let him slide. It's like when you have a This is classical I was they won the title and there's still babies Oh boy, they're still babies You can go you know you guys lost a Michigan they all go You guys won't even play anymore. Oh boy. They won't play us dude. Oh, I Be careful looking to that history. You know at Texas though Texas plays Ohio State first game of the season And they won't play them on Sunday night.

3:06:16I didn't see that that pissed me off Why not they don't they don't they don't want to be an eye game Cuz fans it's it's a much more rowdy environment. They want a fucking They want a noon kickoff. It's Sunday's Lord's day. It's cow. It's work. Yeah, they want they want however people That's funny when you have to sketch you games based on how fucked up people will be like sure Be careful. It's not a little Tampy M game. Oh my god. Joe you would love watching Michigan walk into Ohio State. Can I see it?

3:06:52Yeah Oh, yeah, Michigan who I hate more than Ohio State did suck this year. They're playing at Ohio State Michigan has owned them for no fucking three straight years going into this. No, yeah, three straight. Yeah And uh, it's just nice to watch a team walk into an entire Environment that hates you. What's it? And they're just together just walking I mean it's And I hate Michigan. I mean you like it. But it's nice to watch But they haven't lost your Ohio State so it's like a jujit. It's like a great mm. Okay, here we go So wait, they're not wanted Played 20 seconds though. That's all right when it shows the stadium Damn, that's quite a stadium.

3:07:37Wow, imagine me one of those guys. Imagine me one of those guys about to play this game Fuck CTE. Let's go. Yeah, fuck CTE. Let's go Yeah, we want to be smart when I'm fucking 70 I Is this it? Is this it? Oh, it's a Ohio State Watch that. Got what? What's it? The watch this is for this too Oh for two. I want to hear this when they get out of this field Oh, this is not the Michigan game. It's time to see. Yeah The December game Shit rules and he's got fired up Is the I felt coming here? First ever just December games at 20 Ohio State Turn it around What is first ever December gaming? They just added the playoffs this year.

3:08:32So there's never been games this late That's exciting. Oh, we're doing this. Yeah, this is amazing after same -aid Virginia Tech Miami Good San man's the greatest fucking the greatest beginning of a game song of all time. Fuck. I'm trying to think of some good Metallica just played blackstroke they played Virginia Tech stadium, but how about when they played Berlin after the fall? Is that right? Oh my god Moscow that's right. Yes, they played Moscow Like We watch it. It's the most insane concert you've ever seen your life. Well, you need to see it right. I need to see it right now Are you definitely see it?

3:09:21But you need to see it right now You got to show Billy Joel and USSR. We don't know It was the pump is never played. Let's happen. Jump around Wisconsin. That's a good The sound isn't as good as you need it to be What about does an Ariada Grande concert in London? Manchester, you know That fucking crowd Is this Berlin? It's blackstroke, Virginia. They're about to watch some mediocre football Yeah You're joking Hey white band members Woo! I'd love to tell you I didn't watch this earlier today This is the fucking Coliseum Oh Hey, what a fucking song America fucking I Can you Bottom up If I saw Wisconsin going this crazy, you know, I lived in bottom all that I'm going walk I'm going across this Where's my two shirts extra bottles of water and I'm making it across that fucking desert?

3:11:11Yeah, yeah, yeah that video That video we just showed as 65 ,000 people in the crowd the first one we watched with a high stadium in this place here is double Wow Oh The big house 70 ,000 there holy shit. You know I was supposed to perform there this year. Yeah, we're healing me and Zach Ryan we're gonna do Michigan Stadium and they said no to me, but then they cut you back on my thought well no They've got me what did you do? Fucking some stuff Set a couple things come on guys are joking right back of the day. I didn't mean it. Um let's play let's leave with Russia do Enter Samman and Russia.

3:11:52Oh shit. Don't that's the shit. Don't do it. We want to put both sides of the crowd No, this is America giving it to Russia. America doing America Russian bro. You want to see what's good? Okay, look at the size of the fucking crowd. This is Moscow 1991 Look at that crowd. Oh shit. How many people is that? Hello cop to right over it, but it has to be millions It's over a million why is it how come to right there? It's the end of your empire. Yeah, really We're all poor. This is what we saw this and goes I'll be back Yeah, he came back Right he's in the KGB at the time Yeah, one Moscow fuel Oh shit look at that fucking crowd cheese this crazy you imagine being on that stage with that energy feels like no 1 .6 million oh my god in the crowd man, it's like sunset gloves I'm just up to two million 1 .6 million in the crowd that's so crazy you do one show you retire.

3:13:01Yeah It isn't I was the paycheck I wonder oh must have been in rubles Yeah, that's been nothing you get five potatoes and your life You get to leave we are not going to kill you. So congratulations long hair gaze All right Wait, I know we're trying to play it out. This is Now JMO Woodstock 99 corn. All right. We really hit up the bottom here. Hold on. Look's not corn Pretty daddy true off me daddy Oh They need this Protect our I mean this is no experience on earth like being Patfield on that stage. Yeah, there's no experience in on the earth. There's no coming back Yeah, I mean have you seen that you go?

3:14:13Yeah What's the Asian guy who does the biggest song in the world? Oh What he comes up for stage You have laughed at that like corn. I didn't really like all this fucking video You would never throw us a bad one. I wouldn't do this. I think that bulldog video that never got brought up Here it is just all right. That's awesome. You're loud to not like look at all the skanks Look at the jugs on jick jigg league fanflex and her Was pre 9 11 This was on paper view. Oh, whoa shit like guys Full hood I remember this song my youth I think the idea here keep an eye on the crowd right yeah, and also you know it got me was break yourself The lead singers face when he walks out and sees the crowd He gets it like you just watch a guy like take that energy in This is a weird time in music like rock rap yet DMX played earlier in the day.

3:15:46Okay kid rock Lift biscuit Oh, geez The crowd's alive. That's great. That's a living organism Imagine being an alien and you come down you watch it. You know what they're doing What are they doing the pinnacle of their existence seems to be giving yourself CTE in front of a million people. Yeah, head banging Anyway, that one got me going. That's fun. That was the 90s baby. What was the last one that we wanted to do? I was the Jump out for the win. Did he ever get the big hits on the no he faded away. No, you know, one other big one right off that one really? Yeah, I can't remember it. No, I'm ready.

3:16:51Shut him down. Wow. I thought he got the guy. Given the man his flowers as the kids like That's like I Come Say This isn't it is not it. No, the one that pops out the floor He comes flying out of the floor. This is the maca -lena Fucking rules and he goes right into it. Oh They're gonna all kill us eventually Holy shit Look at the size of that crowd literally drove footage dude. We're gonna rock them Holy shit Holy shit that's insane Wow How many people is that I wonder holy shit? It shook the whole place. Yeah, no shit. That's millions of people You guys being his wife You're like hey, can you clean up a little?

3:18:14See what I fucking did The floor shut the fuck up and cook me a sandwich All right, we're done So we eat cobblast marco. Yeah, yeah, let's go get some gout. Yeah Yeah, gout of order Well, how many people is that I wonder holy shit shook the whole place. Yeah, no shit. That's millions of people You guys being his wife You're like hey, can you clean up a little? See what I fucking did? I just flew out of the floor shut the fuck up and cook me a sandwich All right, we're done So we eat cobblast marco. Yeah, yeah, hell yeah, let's go get some gout Gout of order You