#2339 - Luis J. Gomez & Big Jay Oakerson

22:30Wow. I told a race to street joke on Legion of Skinks 10 years ago and me saying in word has been used in so many memes and little. But it's a fun thing. There's black people react to it and they it's such a funny street joke that they can't deny it. It's like a denierably funny thing. So it's always black people trying to not laugh and they say it and then like. Right. That's pretty fun. Pretty great street joke.

22:56Oh, yeah. Some words are coming back. That one's not one of them. No. Bro, these ice rates are fucking nuts, man. Watch this protest on television. It's like doing the raids or not to the pro. All of it. Yeah. I think the pro sides are taking it a little too hard. Well, I don't think if they the Trump administration, if they're running and they said we're going to go to Home Depot and we're going to arrest all the people at Home Depot. We're going to go to construction sites and we're going to just like tackle people at construction. I don't think anybody would sign up for that. They said we're going to get rid of the criminals and the gang members first.

23:32And now we're we're seeing like Home Depot's get rated. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. And then you've got this big protest that's scheduled for the 14th. That's literally funded by the lady who owns Walmart. To protest. To protest. It's like no kings. It's like a no kings protest. It's happening all across the country. Yeah, like criminals and rapists and you know, obviously, but they go to like a college campus and it's about to graduate. They're like, no, you're out. It's fucked up. Rapists, criminals, slow delivery people. One's the cantants or play the flamenco guitar. I've got a list. I think it's fucking crazy how violent it's gotten.

24:16I don't. I'm just throwing bricks over over passes. That's what I mean. But again, I think all these things, 90 % of the people that are there just like, let's rage motherfucker. Or 100%. Also, there's people that are seeing you are being paid to protest. Yeah, they're saying they're a. That's always the bricks. Piles of bricks are showing up. Like you just construction sites around the center. No, no, no, no, that was weird dude. I was in the city during that time. Who were two during the pandemic? No, those bricks were just fucking out there. I've done a police block. I was barricaded in with them.

24:45I felt better for the black cops. No one did that with the black cops. The black cops were like, sorry man. And I had my hand on his shoulder and like, you're gonna be alright. Did you see the video of the cops getting the rock thrown at him from the end? Oh yeah. It's crazy. They had the hide under the overpass. They thrown him out the cops. I mean, you're 100 % possibly killing some of us. Yeah, it's attempted murder. You could, you could, you had a fucking ginger block brick onto someone's head from an overpass. They're probably dead. It's a good chance. 100 % A good fucking chance man. I mean, Florida flies taught us anything.

25:18That's how Piggy died. That's why I related to. It's kind of shit can escalate. I feel like the good son where they pushed the dummy off the overpass. Oh yeah. Remember? Make them think they killed somebody. It's fucking, it's pretty wild. What's going on? But I mean, I don't know like, I said everybody running out of like Louis Vuitton with a bunch of like shirts and shit. You see in that? Oh yeah. Oh, that's happening too? Yeah. Other looting. Oh, they're looting. I didn't know they were looting. Carl. I said, it's funny. Which if I was a 19 year old kid, I would be out there looting unquestionably.

25:47Well, it's as soon as lawlessness happens, people take advantage. That's always going to be the case, right? That's I think the whole, it is fine. I mean, like these cops are just standing though. And like under nonstop graffiti, it's like murder all cops. It's like sitting there. It's like, and the people are trying, the somebody that's not somebody who tries to talk reason to them, to the cops. Like, why don't you do the right thing and not shoot me with a rubber bullet? Well, you know what the problem is. The problem is there's cops that just shoot people with rubber bullets for no reason. Yeah.

26:16You see that lady that I'm straight in reporter? Yeah. The guy shot. Did you see that video? No. It's pretty hilarious. It's nuts. Because you see the guy do it. You see the cop. Just look at her while she's talking. She's clearly not a criminal. She's just reporting the news. And he fucking shoots her in the leg with a rubber bullet. It's like hilarious. It's really good stuff. Let's watch this. That's funnier than making my producer smell smelling salts. Dude, it's a real dance bitch moment. Dance bitch. It's crazy. I mean, I can't believe that he would do this. This is the chick. Go full screen, please.

26:47The situation has now rapidly seen in the FBI. The LA PD moving in on horseback firing rubber bullets at protesters. Moving them on through the heart of the law. She's got the shitty Australian accent though. She's got the shitty Australian accent though.

27:05Dance bitch. Bro, they just shot a reporter. Like, look, that guy just points and says, fuck this lady. It's going to be good promotional for her 2000 person gang bang. She's doing an only fan for summer. I mean, what is that? Do you want to know why people get angry at cops? It's shit like that. I would say you shoot a white woman every couple of minutes and everyone starts going like, oh, they're shooting everybody. Is that a thing where you're kicking everybody out of the street and the press thinks they don't have to listen? For sure. You don't want to listen. You're tired of this shit and you decide to shoot her in the leg.

27:39Which is the fucking insane. That's so insane. You don't yell lady. Get out of the fucking street. Was there a shooter? This one happened to, after this minute goes down this guy and I'm shooting him at close range. What is this about? 40 millimeter. Yeah, I'm not going anywhere. What's your bad number? That's okay. I'm going to pull up you right now because you're taking up my phone. You're... Whoa. I'm going to pop you right now because you're taking up my focus. Look, it's not okay. It's not okay. But I will say I grew up at a time where if you talk shit to cops, nobody had camera phones with me or anything, a cop would just fuck you up and there's something hilarious about that cop just shooting that guy in the dick.

28:18Does it think about that rubber bullets? Like you're shooting somebody but you're not shooting them. Right. You're kind of half shooting them. Right? But you want to do a shoot them. Right? And you're not allowed to. It's against the law. It's not right. So you shoot them with a rubber bullets. And it's not right. But you can shoot people when you really shouldn't be shooting them. I feel like getting shot in the dick with a rubber bullet could have a reputable damage. 100 % mean... People have lost eyeballs, bro. 2020, this guy had to have portions of his... I do have a hard time feeling... What say, what say they're getting?

28:50It says there. He later had to have surgery to reattach portions of his genitalia. Portions? Were they serving it? How big is this guy's dick? What kind of a dick does this guy have? I wish I could have... I wish my dick could be cut up into portions. Yeah. He just knocked out the middle. Is it which one you have it for breakfast? Oh man, if he broke the middle off, I'd be like, can you give me a longer middle? Can you put a longer middle back on? I get extension. I don't care if it's a different color. Just try to match it as best you can. All this gene editing, how far away are we from big dicks?

29:20You think it'd be the first thing? I wouldn't think it'd have been working now. It depends who comes up with a sign. If the agent's coming up with a sign, that's first thing. Well, they have the science with the genetic engineering. I was seeing a thing before your baby's inborn, you'd be like, hey, also, I want my son to have a huge fucking dick. That's a weird conversation. I'll pick a monster cock. If you just let your kid have a regular dick and all his friends have giant dicks, that'd be a real problem. You could be so upset. You mean you could have given me a giant dick as well? I want people to like you for you.

29:49I needed money for bowling. Oh great, I'll be upstairs jerking off with three fingers. If anyone needs me, I won't with no friends. I just remember being like 12 being like, when is it going to grow? Like when's it going to get big? And it just never really did. You just kept having a conversation with yourself. Yeah, up until I was a full -fledged adult. But now it's the time. It's a sketch on Segura's new show. That's a funny show. Very funny. You get fucking funny show, man. Hitman one was hilarious. I thought the video game where the, you play with aliens raping humans. I was saying that one.

30:22He was full. He said it wasn't about the guy. And it was part two. It was called Evans Revenge. Oh Jamie speaking to UFOs just he knew Elisando these photos that are supposedly of a real alien. Oh, here we go. Bro, it's so dumb. The photos look blurry of the photos of the dead alien. Like you can't even zoom in on that. You can't even fucking focus. Look at these, yeah, that thing. Look at that. What is that? What's that? What is that? How about better pictures? This is crazy. These are the only pictures. Is this from the 40s? Like what's this picture from? What is this? Oh, people want to believe.

31:02Bro, so bad. Me too. I'm like, maybe, maybe the bottom one. It was funny somebody asked me. You know, Sean Donnelly and Dan St. Germain have a podcast now about alien and canners and all that kind of stuff. Oh really? And they both really believe it. And they were like, what would it take for you to believe, Jay? It was like irrefutable evidence. I have to shake hands with the alien. The one thing I've never seen. Irrefutable evidence. There's a lot of shenanigans going on. I'm just on the back of one of those photos. Alien, oh, 1993. Alien hybrid child born to a 15 year old girl, subject of ET genetic experiment, under chin neck and upper torso view.

31:43Right. Yeah. Yeah, okay. So that's under chin. And then what's the other photo? It's the same. It's just the same. It's just one photo. Wasn't there another one? It's only just two photos. It's just with this particular one. But at the top, yeah, the one on the bottom. What's that one on the bottom? That one on the bottom seems a little, like, turned to the side, right? Is that the eyeball supposedly? Is this one of those babies? One of those babies call their born like that. Oh, harlequin babies? Yeah. It could be anything, man. I mean, it might not even be human. I mean, it might not even be.

32:15I mean, who fucking knows? Do you think, I mean, like, someone like Donald Trump can hold in the information, like, you can go about his daily day. I don't think they tell him. I don't think they tell him. But who can sit on that information if you know that? Wouldn't it be terrifying to, you know, to, it's almost that, to play someone who knows about aliens existing, you think also breaks off and plays golf and decides what they want to have for dinner tonight. Oh, they're percent really? Yeah. Yeah, I think finding out vampires exist. It would change everything. I think it's a fun way to have information that you don't give to the rest of the world.

32:49And if you're the head of a giant defense contracting agency that's been back engineering UFOs for the last 50 years, it'd be probably pretty cool to know some shit that other people don't know and not tell anybody and still go to brunch. But how are you not so consumed that you go? Because you're saying you want to start a new, there's a new, want to start a new Netflix series tonight? Like, it just seems like you'd be, it's the same way I don't believe people have like, speaking to the dead powers or psychic powers. You'd be, you know what I mean? It's never like, what is that? Tell your loved one that you missed them terribly.

33:19They miss you terribly. I'm actually, you guys went to McDonald's. I'll treat myself to something. Like, how does your mind go anywhere else, but like, I'd speak to the dead. That would be consuming. Yeah, I would never sleep. It's supernatural all day talking to somebody with the war of 1776. You just go nuts. It's not real. There was a video about you. You just tune in to any time and talk to like some civil war soldiers. You don't have a fate. You don't go pick out a new pair of sneakers while that's going on. I mean, you sneakers, I think. Do you see the video where it was like somebody, it might not even, I don't know if it's real, but she was like a girl who has like, parents get to Francia and she created like a video of what it's like to have schizophrenia.

33:54Oh my God. It's like, he's like floating like, almost like, like, like, monsters sort of. Yeah, but they're like, translucent and it's like, she's all these voices whispering. It's like, if that, that's how it really is to have schizophrenia. I mean, I couldn't make it a day. Yeah, I think it varies like a lot of different neurological conditions, right? I think, you know, there's extreme versions of it and some people have like mild schizophrenia, which is really weird. Well, I've been in print. I have something close to me in my life that said Mania, where they go, manic. I've only seen it twice.

34:27It's all good. It's all good. I've only seen it twice now, but I mean, I'm blown away by how much your brain can like change functionality in a day, in a day's difference being like everything's changed. You know, they're saying things that they've never said before and believing it and being like, you know what I mean? It's very strange. Well, if you think about your body. Scary. Yeah, it is scary, but if you think about your body as a whole, things go wrong in your body. And well, things go wrong in the brain too. It's like, you know, you can't blame someone for having liver cancer, right? Sometimes people just get weird diseases, you know?

34:58And the mental thing is a weird one, man. Because there's people that's just like something is in clicking. It's just not working right, you know? And they don't know what to do. And they're out there and they're trying a bunch of different medications on them. And they don't know what to do. So you can't be manicured, Matt's girl. You can't be manicured, Matt's girl. I couldn't imagine. This is what I always try to, I always try to think about what I'm talking to somebody. I can't imagine what it's like to be them. Like, what does it like? What's it like to be Matt's girl? Oh my. What's it like to be filled with conspiracies?

35:28Just over and no so much about like secret societies. And nobody believes you. Yeah, and nobody believes you. And everyone's kind of like, hey, man, we're just trying to smoke a joint in the green room. Bro, he hovers. He hovers over you like from gargoyle. He's a goon. He says, giant dude. He hovers over you. Don't you know? I haven't seen it. You didn't know? Last time I was at an LA when he's still living in LA. He came over to the air being, be I was at an... No, it's a recurred. I haven't seen Kurt always in like months and months between when I get to see him. He's one of my oldest closest friends in comedy.

35:59He's my daughter's godfather, you know, very close to him. And then I was like, which is a crazy choice? Yeah, that's great. That's on Jay. It was a strange choice, but he's a good godfather. He's a great guy. He's great. And he and my daughter have a great relationship. It was fantastic. But he is a whacker for sure. And he came in to the house. I was like, my man is good to see you. And he goes, you know the PDD thing is real. And that's why I'm sure that that audio of him fucking that guy was real. And that's and he got usher first. And that's why usher, remember when usher was gone for a year because he had to get his ass hole sewn back together.

36:33Like what? He just rattled us out too. And it'll go to Libya also. I don't know. And you're talking about Libya. Good off me. Remember the thing with the coffee? Like, I don't know. Tony Tase, one of the people that attacks like the way he attacks, it's not just like he won't send you like one long text about like just everything you say. Oh no. He has just every sentence is a new text. So you're just getting like, it just seems man. Just a putter. Yeah, put it on. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Sometimes it could feel like you're carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.

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38:21And after an hour you get back to like cool. Did Bob come over? So we had a pool with the Airbnb we were at. And at one point everybody was like, oh no he's had Bobby Kelly in the corner for a while. And then Bobby Kelly, Kirk goes inside and Bobby swims over and he goes, so I guess the Jew lasers are real.

38:45He just corners you. I love it. I can listen to him all day long. He's the best podcast. He's like, you just have to rain him in. Don't let the Owen Benjamin. That was a fun one. Go in this direction. Because he's just never stops coming out of his mouth. He's a joke riding machine. He's a genius. I'm just a genius. His day -to -day personality is genuinely I always describe Kirk. He's the first person I see, that price of genius. Where it's like he's so great at being funny in his mind works such a thing. But his brain, when you're not talking to him, maybe even when you're talking to him, it's just like a division sign.

39:28It's just formulas. It's just formulas. Like that meme. 100%. That's how I feel like when I'm talking to Elon, same thing. Like you tell his numbers running in his background and shit going on. He's trying to figure something out while you're talking. Yeah, he's clearly on the spectrum. That's how you make rockets and electric cars and also on Twitter at the same time be addicted to Twitter. Where's your time coming from? And you're playing Diablo? Really? I couldn't imagine being that rich and ever -opening Twitter. I was just, I'm just definitely above tweeting. I think you really rich guys.

40:07One thing that happens if you're really rich and people are stopping you from communicating and you get pissed off and you think, well fuck it, I can just buy Twitter. Like nobody would do that normally. You need a wild person like Elon to do that. That's a wild move. So I'll just buy Twitter and then pay them way more than it's worth. And then everybody says you're a terrible business man because your company lost $20 billion in value in the first year. But it's like no, it wasn't worth $44 billion. He paid $44 billion for it because he wanted it. It wasn't worth that. Like how was it worth that?

40:39And then we found out a ton of shant man that we wouldn't have found out about like censorship. And like what's directing it? Like it's what's keeping us at each other's throats. You're saying almost just in the basic level of like someone has aged like doing the same action that like a girl flopping under bed and her tummy and kicking her knees. I'm just like doing like whatever Trump's stupid and he's on the list. Yeah, I just I if I was I just made it you don't need to prove anything else. You made it. Yeah. What else you got to find out the newspapers. It's not a good look. I mean, if I had if I just simply I mean if I got a if I if I double my net worth, I'm going to fucking I'm going to disappear from public all together.

41:22Much of Elon money. That's insane. I think you're aware when you have a lot of money of how many different entities are manipulating society. I think that becomes an issue. And if you can do something about it and you feel compelled to do something about it, you're literally one of the only people that can. Do you think that he did do something about it? He definitely did when he bought Twitter and Twitter changed. He definitely did with doge just exposing some of the wild shit like billions of dollars is gone to who knows where with no receipts. And but did they even do anything about it really or he just exposed it people talking about it for a week.

41:57Do anything about the money that's gone. I mean, unless they can somehow or another figure out where it was spent and whether it was valid and hold someone accountable, they're not going to do that because they want to make sure that that doesn't happen to them. And they just get to keep spending and saying amount of money. I feel like they're still spending they were like, hey, this is happening, but it's still going to continue to happen for the rest of your lives. Well, here's the thing. If the if it's been funding the Democrat machine for this whole time, which is what guys like Mike Benzilege, it's a little over my head to really explain, but essentially we're saying that there's so many NGO.

42:32You want to know how many NGOs there are? There is one NGO in India for every 600 people. I don't know what an NGO is and the other is J. It's just a non -governmental organization. It's just a non -profit. So it's a nonprofit that's funded by the government. It's real weird stuff, man, when you find out about it, when you see future references, if you can make all your acronyms, just stay the whole word out so it's a stupid idea. I should assume that no one knows about that. No, you do, but I should assume because I didn't know about it until I started talking to Mike Benzilege. I was like, wait, what?

43:10How much money? And when you find out where the money was going and what it was doing, it's like, he said it's all for stuff that's too dirty for the CIA. I was like, Jesus Christ. And he lays it out like hours long presentation, explains how it's all, what's the root of it all? And it's like, it's really spooky stuff because you realize how corrupt our society actually truly is. Do you enjoy having the burden of information? No, I fucking hate it. Where does your bigfoot podcast... Where does your political give a shit stop really? Well, I just don't want the world to fall apart. That's all it is.

43:44I'm not politically aligned with either the left or the right. I believe in a lot of shit that the left believes in. Sure. And I believe in a lot of shit that the right believes in. I just don't believe in any of the shit that the extremists on either side believe in. That's the problem. Yeah. That's it. Yeah, when you're fucking attacking people at construction sites, it's like, come on. Like, what are we doing? Like, you want everybody out? I feel like once you get in, let's take a test. You know, like, are you the type of guy that shows up at work? Are you the type of guy that respects America?

44:20Do you like being here? Yeah. You're too easy to get in though. Do you want to have a great analogy with the movie theater? Every time. My movie theater now is just killer. It's a great analogy. I said I've snuck into a movie before. I said an empty seat that no one's taken. It's not even taking up any kind of space. If they come in and go, hey, where's your ticket? I go. I don't have one. I go. You have to go. You got to go, man. You can't be like, ah, dude, but I've already watched an hour of it. So what? I feel like you should let them finish the movie. That's a good. I'm just saying my point.

44:51I might have seen you shouldn't let. I'm saying it's discretion to let them finish the movie or not. I'm just making the point to be like, they should you with a rubber bullet. This movie theater was built on my people's lands. To me, it's just like a weird reaction to getting caught being like, well, but I've already been here. It's like, I've gone away with it for so long. Yeah, it's kind of funny. You steal someone's stuff and they find that 20 years later you go, well, it's been mine for 20 years. But also, I've totally agreed to it. And it's a funny joke. But also, if you're living in Mexico and you're a young person and you figure out a way to sneak across the border, you get gainfully employed in the United States.

45:28You start doing well. You're involved in a business. You start raising a family. But there's no real path to citizenship because you snuck in. But you've actually become integrated in society and you're part of the American dreamer. Sure. It's just there's no path if you're dirt poor. That's the problem. See, if you're living in Denmark and you're white and you got a college degree and you're really good at genetics, you want to come over here and work for a lab, probably not that hard. You got to jump through hoops though. You got to meet with the guy every six months or whatever it is. You got to fill out the paperwork.

45:55But if you're walking here from Mexico, you know, there's no clear path to citizenship. You know, sure. You got to marry a fat white woman. That's the point. Find a desparado. Yeah. There's no clear path. And especially if you're integrated in like there was a guy that I had it was my landscaper for a long time in LA. He was Danish. He walked the cane. He came from Mexico. He walked across from Mexico. And he lived in these communities. He took me to, they had chicken fights in their communities. And this dude had just roosters stacked up everywhere. There was like a hundred roosters in this guy's backyard.

46:36Not my landscaper, but his friend. He took me to his friends place. They would barbeque a goat and cook. And there wasn't an English -speaking sign for blocks. And I was like, yes. You should have fucking paid him more. So my point is, that was not my point. My point is like, it's like, it's like, it's completely integrated society. That are a part of LA, that are fully Mexican. You know, and but it functions. It works. Like going into raiding those people and putting them in jail because they've integrated into society in an illegal way. It seems to be all the people that are going. It's like, it's my tax dollars.

47:13Like guys, the amount of bullshit that our tax dollars goes to. That's, that should be a priority over getting a fucking Mexican dad out of the country. It's like, Joe, it sounds like you just want to keep barbeque goat in this country. We have the problem. The problem is if they're illegal, right, which is what everybody wants to keep it that way. Because whatever you let them vote, if they're illegal, then you don't have to pay them as much. And this is where it's dark. This is the dark secret of why people want cheap labor in this country. Because there's a lot of people that don't pay people what they're supposed to be getting paid.

47:43It's non -union, they're illegal, everyone knows. And they want cheap labor. Cheap, dependable, reliable labor. So they let people in for that. Tim Dillon was talking to me about this a long time ago. Because he used to be a real state guy. Like he understands like the dynamics of it all. Like that is a big part of what they want, where they bring people in. But the reality is, yeah, you should just pay people more money. You should make less money. You should pay them more money. You should pay them enough money so they can live. Like you just try to have a giant business that pays people the least amount possible.

48:17That's kind of crazy. That's most businesses. I know, but that's kind of crazy. It's kind of a crazy thing to do. It's very interesting. My ex -wife's, both her parents are immigrants. And you'd be surprised how not, like, sad they feel for people being kicked out. Like they're like, they have a very like, if, like, we had to figure out how to do it legally. That's not a lot of people. But that's also how people felt like when people were unvaccinated. Oh, I'd take the shot. You know, like, why don't you take the shot? I didn't have to. I saw it out so hard. Did you? Yeah, Jay was paranoid. You were so scared.

48:51You were scared. I was certain I was dying. Yeah, a lot of people got scared. Yeah, I just scared the fuck out of us. I took it and then I faked the second one, the booster. Because I realized that there's no way to, it's a piece of paper. It's a card with like some random name on it. It was like, I was like, there's no way they're actually tracking this. My daughter made one on her phone to go into a cheesecake factory. It's pretty impressive. They're going to absolve you of that crime. It'll be in the future as well, like when they, all the people that dodged the draft, they exonerated it wrong.

49:21Oh, wait, did I just admit to a crime on this podcast? I was in a crime. They were saying they were going to prosecute people. I remember saying that there were people that were saying if you try to use a fake vaccination card, we're going to prosecute people. That's like saying they're going to put you in jail for not going to jury duty. That doesn't actually happen. Yeah, but that's way crazier than that. Because that's like, this whole thing is nuts. Like you're telling people they have to do this to get on an airplane. It doesn't even have you ever had to tie let us wrap a cheesecake factory.

49:46They're going to risk it. Do they come to you for, do you have you ever done jury duty? I haven't done it. Like that's, if Joe Rogan showed up to do jury duty, it'd be wild. Are you familiar with this case? I'm familiar with everything. I'm a little familiar with it. Mildly. Yeah, I think I interviewed the defendant and the plaintiff. I've never done jury duty either. I haven't gotten a notification in years and years and years. But I would just ignore them back in the day. I just thought one recently, pretty hard. You don't know. I just flat out moved. Tim Dillon was just talking about it on the spicy wings show.

50:24Hot ones. Tim, and we was talking about how he did for a murder trial. Really? Yeah, that guy was a fucking murderer. Yeah, is that it recently? Yeah, he was talking about it recently. The guy, it was a long time ago. But he was, did jury duty and he was like joking around with the defendant. If I was guaranteed that, I'd go show up. It's just what you're going to get is like attacks something or a business argument. Right. Or sometimes, and that's boring. No, you have to pretend to be racist to get out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to get a friend. I hate, what's the last name of the one guy?

50:59Walkins. I hate black people. Just as Jeremiah Walkins. I'm a little too opinionated. To be, yeah. I mean, that's what it's like. I'm a little too opinionated. I'm a little too opinionated. I'm a little too opinionated. The only time ever I showed up, I wore, I was wearing jean shorts and they said you can't wear shorts and I was going, what do I do? They go, go about, you'll go back into the pool and just go home. They sent me home. They sent me into a pool because it was wearing shorts. Yeah. Nice shorts, idiot. Getting the pool. You can't offend people with your wardrobe, this place of the law.

51:28I guess so. When did they stop wearing the wigs and the fucking crazy, crazy like? Yeah. Did they do it here? They still wear those? I think so. They don't wear the wigs anymore, right? We first came from a... Oh, pilgrim court.

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53:49They're all fucking each other. And they were losing their hair and getting big holes in their face and shit. Like syphilis is crazy. Like rots your head away. And so they started wearing wigs because they had like big scabby holes in their head. Like literally it's horrific shit. And the more wealthy you were, the bigger the wig. So, that was like big wigs. That's what the term big wigs come from. It comes from these freaks that all had syphilis. They were all banging each other. And if you have money, you fucking just get in pussy left and right. Yeah. So, there was these two guys that were royals and they started it all.

54:22They started wearing the wigs when they got syphilis. Wow. That's crazy. Nuts. So, like it's at all dials back. It's not the white man's fault. He's dirty as Indians. It has to be. He's dirty Indians sluts. It has to be why they wear wigs in court. It has to be. Right? Like it has to be like a proper thing like wearing a tie or something. Like a gentleman wears a wig. I should start wearing a wig. I'll phone with that pig. Oh, a powdered wig. I thought I'm getting a two pay recently just to be funny. Just show up with like a really high quality two pay. Jamar does that. Jamar has the mohawk. The mohawk.

54:55The mohawk. You should get a hair system. Not a two pay. No, dude. I'm not going to do another country to get my fucking ass hair as a plant down there. No, not an employee. It's just a system. It's like a different, it's like more permanent two pay. It really looks good. Dude, I saw a video today where this doctor was talking and a doctor that I know was talking Garth Fisher's name. He was talking about his clients that went down to Turkey to get a gastric bypass operation. And then a couple months later, my stomach's bothering me and the doctor's like, well, let's check out what's going on with your stomach.

55:28How long have you only had one kidney? And she's like, I have two kidneys. He goes, no, you have one kidney. And then contacts the other two girls that run the trip. They all come in and get examined. They're all missing a kidney as well. So they went down to Turkey to get a bypass, a gastric bypass, and they stole their fucking kidneys. Brilliant. Yo. Not bad. Brilliant, man. They're stealing body parts. They have one kidney. That's crazy. I mean, that's better. They also get the gastric bypass though. They did. I think they paid for it. Wow. What if it cost a kidney to get gastric bypass? There's fat people that would do that.

56:06Right. What if they didn't read the fine print? Yeah. And it just cost you this. Here's why it's so cheap. It's free. We need a kidney. It's free. If you have a blood. How much is a kidney on the black market worth? That's a good question, Jamie. Don't google that. No, you're off the dome. Yeah, you're going to have some. Where does your, where does your circle, how big is your circle of give a kidney if they need? Oh, it's very small. Yeah. Yeah, you're going to have to figure that out. I'm not giving up kidney. Where? Just like, what happens if you already have a four -year kidney? Not good.

56:36I mean, like, not as good. It's two. That's why you have two. But I mean, what? Hello, science. Catch up. You can live with fucking stealing people's kidneys. You can live with one kidney. But how much does it affect your like data? Like, you exercise cell. Can you? I don't know. What would it do to you? It's a very good question. I think you live life relatively normal. Yeah. People do it for loved ones. It's interesting that people get kicked in the kidneys all the time. But you don't really hear about too many like severe kidney injuries. You know, like you hear about liver injuries. Yeah. You hear about internal bleeding from guys from body shots.

57:08Don't hear too much about kidney injuries. You're getting punched in the fucking liver. It's the most painful thing. It's weird. I'm the planet, dude. It's weird feeling. It's crazy. It just shuts your body down. You roll around on the floor and start crying. I think Mickey Gaul told me is. Mickey Gaul kicked me in my kidney. Oh, he said the gig was sick. Yeah. So I sparred with Mickey Gaul once and I sparred with Michael Bismann once. And both of them put me down with liver shot. No, I'm sorry. Liver shots. Not kidney. Liver shots. Like, but they called it. Is this how good fighters are? Like, Bismann's like, hey, what's this?

57:38Bang. And they just put me down. I mean, literally the whole gym of people tackling laugh again. And they hit me as I wore a round the floor as a man. So I can put that in. Have you seen Ilya McGlory do that? Mickey to people. He doesn't defense. He hits with a liver shot. Oh, no. They ask him. So he's liver shot in barrenucle. Ilya to poria. Barrenucle liver shot in people. You would rather be punching the face 10 out of 10 times. But Mickey said when he lost the Diego Sanchez, it was because his kidney started shutting off. That's why he bit him. I bet that is a waste of wasting. He said nothing.

58:06He said it's a waste of wasting loss. Yeah, that's a brutal thing that they do, man. Like Kayla Harrison, who just won the bann away title. Bro, that picture of her way and so big. She's so jacked and that her getting down to 135. I don't know how much weight she's losing. I don't really want to ask. But I do, you know, be not supposed to ask ladies what their way. But she was competing in a living. Even a professional fighting. Yeah. And when she was over at the PFL, she was fighting at 155. Yeah. Her picture of her at the actual way in. Mm -hmm. Was like scary. Yeah, it's kind of fucked up. It was like a thumbnail from like crack work confessions.

58:41Really? See, this is the prop. The UFC had a 145 pound division. And Amanda Nunez was the champion of it. Like, for the health of both fighters. Like, that would be a good way. I mean, it really depends on if Kayla Harrison continued to make 135 and defend the title. Because I don't know who's going to beat her. She's too fucking strong. She's so strong. That was a lot of the checks. There's like a real dominant check for a while. Mm -hmm. With Amanda, it was KO power. Amanda was one of the rare women that she could just touch you. And just blast you out in orbit. You know, it's usually with women.

59:12It's like a combination punches. Like Amanda had extraordinary power. Like when she knocked out cyborg, that was wild, dude. That was fun. She just folded cyborg. I'm like, that lady can crack. Was it silver this last weekend? There was a knockout. The guy was a sleep standing. And it was the most softest of a turnover. Oh, yeah. Turned over like chin point. The Korean dude. Yeah, young. It's like 23 years old. It was like, he's saying you. He moved. And just like, it was the smallest little like, you didn't pull it from the shoulder or nothing. One of the best left hooks of all time. I was just, the guy was asleep before he hit the ground.

59:46One of the best left hooks of all time. It was literally like this. Bam. Like he just turned it over. And he's a kid, right? Yeah, he's young. No, he's not that young. No, no, no. Here it is. Boom. Look at that. Yeah. I think he's 28. That's a lot of his momentum coming into. It was like the perfect place timing. For sure. But he's also a really good boxer. So he's knocked out and then some do zoom back flips in the ring. That's the worst feeling on the right. I don't know how I would, I'm not a good enough sport. For if I was knocked out and they come over and start doing anything, we're there touching my face.

1:00:12I'll be like, thank you for the opportunity. Get the fuck away from me. Yeah. A lot of people do. Fucking jerk off. I don't want to talk to you because hey, will you pray with me? No. Will you pray with me? To who a god that hates my guts.

1:00:30I'm praying to God this whole training camp. I just got shot. God just gave me a concussion. That's a god. That's hilarious. I guess God was training wrong. This lady's got a problem because if she, you know, other than the Amanda Nunes fight, who? Well, who's going to pay to watch her just steamroll somebody? You know, like ever if she can continue to make 135, if she becomes a marathon runner or something and drops even more muscle mass and can make 135, who the fuck is going to be able to deal with that? Sometimes it was like Mike Tyson back in the day. Yeah. It became a thing where they started like offering you money back on the paper views.

1:01:05If you, if you didn't last at least two rounds. Yeah. Yeah, that was the whole thing. It was like because he was knocking people out so fast. It was like, yeah, I'm not paying for this. This is fucking crazy. Yeah, everybody would look at a paper view based on how long you thought the fight would last like $60, man. Yeah. It wasn't that much back then. But I remember people being bummed out. It was like a 30 second knockout. But it was also fun to like, it was almost like Mike Tyson. Yeah. And his thing was he was so vicious and badass. That was kind of fun to watch somebody that dominant, you know, it was also the crazy.

1:01:35I think the UFC people, like they want to, they want the back and forth. They want five crazy fights. They want to like, you feel like you're getting your money's worth. I remember if they're Tyson and Holyfield, the ear thing. I ordered that pay -per -view and I was driving around that night afterwards. Listen to the radio and people were like, like tons of complaining on sports radio. I'm like, you just watched a guy bite a huge, another man's ear off. Yeah. They would have sold it that way before. You would have paid $60 just for that. Yeah. Before the fight, if they were like, watch a man eat another man's ear, like I'll pay anything you want.

1:02:04Did he bite him twice? Yeah. I didn't get it off the first thing. The money back was for that fight. The fact that Mike Tyson has 50 bucks back then. His edibles that are ear -shaped. It's one of the funniest fucking things on earth. And the fact that their friends know. A van der Mike is love. A van der Holyf has no idea what's going on. He doesn't. He'd be friends with anybody. He is gone ski. A van der Holyfield. Is he? He was on my podcast a few years back. He was really? Yeah. Back in LA. Oh man. He was like super coherent back in LA. Damn. I mean, that was a few years ago. Seven years ago, maybe.

1:02:40How long ago was the van der on the show? Did he fight V -Tour? Is that who fought V -Tour? Yeah. That was unfortunate. That was unfortunate. I don't think he had a real camp for that fight either. Yeah. I think that was the last minute replacement. Because V -Tour was supposed to fight somebody else, right? Yeah. Very few athletes will ever, I think, at this point. I know there's bigger contracts now than that. 2019. So six years ago. But very few athletes will ever understand the idea of that. Like what those guys' lives were like, even like, Riddick Bow. Oh yeah. Riddick Bow was champion for like two fights.

1:03:11I mean, you know what I mean? He was awesome. He didn't have a long run or anything. And then you see his thing. It's like 14 acres with white tigers everywhere. And now all his clothes are silk. Like they were immediately, like they were just getting handed like 50 million dollars in one night. I know it's a good train for that night, but that's a crazy amount of like no athletes get that. Yeah, well, it's like any more nothing like that. There's a few. Canelo does. Does he? Yeah, Canelo has a giant deal with the stuff. Oh, but I mean, maybe even boxing still has that with the pay -per -view like taken.

1:03:41I just mean, some of these boxers you're making pretty fucking nothing. But that sports the only sport that I mean, UFC. It's never paid like that. I don't know. I don't know what the most amount everyone's been paid in the UFC. For a fight. If I had a guess, it's got to be Connor with that. Yeah. I know Connor has made more than $100 million in the UFC, I believe. See if that's a fact. Is that going all the time I shouldn't say that because I don't really know. I just read some article that tried to break down how much he made for each pay -per -view and how much he made at the beginning of his career.

1:04:14Like when he first burst onto the scene. Yeah, it's a two numbers in the first results. That says 39 .3 and then down here says 108 yeah That's yeah, so there's like the pay -per -view bonuses versus like fight pay so what I was gonna say is I thought he made a hundred million dollars from the Floyd fight So it can't be that So 30 million oh it says 30 million from the boxing match in Floyd. I thought it was a hundred million and his biggest pay I was against could be for 28 five almost yeah, he's So 28 million he's probably made the most but his like he was again That was it all pay -per -view bonus.

1:04:56That was a huge pay -per -view Right, but I'm but he did get paid. I mean that but that's the only way they get paid anyway Yeah, of course, I mean the pay -per -view bonus thing is great because it forces them to promote but I Don't mind a silent killer. I don't mind an Alex Pereira. I don't want to see him promoted He don't have to promote that did do promotes when he puts people in the orbit Yeah, just let him train let him put you to fucking bow and arrow to soccer ball Train like don't fucking Pond that guy out and have him do media everywhere like it leaves his energy alone like you guys can do enough with promotion from his Highlight reel do you know what the guy like Connor though That fucking guy like if he can get on the radio if he can get on a talk show if he could start talking shit He'll the number Danes these dollar bills like fucking Scrooge McDuck He's like throwing gold coins in the air Connor was the best at it.

1:05:47What about the a couple weeks ago Aaron Blanchefield versus What's a girl she was fighting they they canceled it? Yeah, they canceled it as it was starting They already did the package for the main event and then they found out that Macy Barber had like passed out a shed Some day I don't want to speak out of turn so it's some sort of medical condition and she was in trouble And so they said that's why it'll get checked out I mean they they literally said all right now it's time for the main event and then they were like well never mind We're not doing it. Yeah, I don't again. I don't want to speak out of turn But I think she might have had some health concerns.

1:06:20She's had a bunch of health concerns over the last couple of years I think so and then she missed weight which is never good sign You know they miss what usually something's off. Yeah, a lot of times are injured or sick or something But whatever it was sucks for that sucks for Aaron Blanchefield Dude you just she's actually from my hometown Jersey. She's a beast. Yeah, she's a monster very good Yeah, I'm too well. You're gonna sit him up say something shitty about her. I know we're actually Dumb bitch. Oh, I grew up with her Winner ass who's a with the Dave Porterfield, you know, he's a big fan of meatball Molly McCann who's great too But he's like I'm betting on Molly and I go he And he's like you think I go do Aaron Blanchefield is the truth like she's a fucking problem.

1:07:04Yeah, she's a problem. She gets a hold of Molly and she just Ragnoled if you were gonna Pete Rose your own sport. How do you you think you would hit good? Oh, I used to bet on it Yeah, but I can't affect the outcome So I used in the early days of the Fc when they first started having lines and sports books out bet because I would see like you'd see shit like Anderson Silva is like if this isn't an 800 to one Anderson versus Travis Luder like okay, oh, that was that was different. Okay, Travis Luder lost that fight in my opinion because he cut too much weight He was he had a mounted early in the fight.

1:07:41Let me tell you some Travis Luder's Brazilian Jiu Jitsu was fucking elite Yeah, all the guys that I know the train with them like go dude He's like Ricardo Laborio level like he's special like he he did the ultimate fighter and everybody was terrified I'm gonna like that motherfucker gets you on the ground. You're in trouble. Yeah, he's just a machine in Jiu Jitsu So I saw him cut weight and then he looked so bad his lips were cracked Wow, his face was sucked in and he was shuffling to the scale and he still didn't make weight He never made weight. Oh, is that what happened? It wasn't a title fight.

1:08:14That's right Yeah, that's crazy They used to give the winner the ultimate fighter a title shot like back in the day. It was like a crazy like Just sort of like prize like it's just changes. It's just more of a legitimate sport now But you can't just give like a whenever reality show a title America's got talent used to give a million dollar prize and then one day they just changed like You just be part of an America's got talent showing Vegas. Did they always give you a title fight? Is that I think the first few seasons Yeah, I think Travis had a few fights in the UFC before that dude that was a long after the ultimate fighter I'm brought 90 % sure because I know he knocked out Marvin Eastman I remember that fight and you know He fought quite a few dudes, but the the main theme was when Travis got a hold of you you were fucked And he got a hold of Anderson and Anderson looked fine It was early in the fight, but then he got an Anderson got him in a triangle He just tired out and Anderson was blasting him Anderson was what he first came in it was crazy If you saw that guy the day before you'd go, oh my god.

1:09:11How is this guy even a lot? He should be taking to a hospital. Yeah, he looks so bad I've seen a lot of people weigh in looking really bad, but Travis was the worst So he look at this he's mounted on top of Anderson early in the fight Wow, I mean, I just kept ahead. He had him. He was mounted like two and a half minutes. Yeah, I mean But he just gasped out man. I mean, he just had nothing left. He lost too much weight, man And so then Anderson got him in triangle and sort of fucking him up with elbows So they came a point in time where you could see him visibly fading You know, yeah, I think if he look at that mount bro look how slick that is.

1:09:49I mean, it's due to so slick Travis was so dangerous man He could have possibly submitted him, but he was just too big for the weight class. He shouldn't have been making that weight So that's that's my point. It's like yeah He was a live dog in this fight is my point. He was tired That wasn't even really an escape that Anderson did he lost weight too much. Dude. He was dead the day before I mean dead when I saw him dead He looked like he might die. Have you ever gotten talked to a fighter about the psychology of like Once you like when you're just like it's dominant force and once you lose like your whole thing change like Roy Jones June was overnight.

1:10:24Yeah, overnight. They said that one guy called him out said he was talking him No, Tarver. Tarver said he was talking him. Then he turned over beat him then Glenn Johnson just beat him knocked him through the ropes It was just like I became like I just beat him But Glenn Johnson knocked him out where it was the one of those scary ones where your arms are stiff. Yeah And it didn't seem like you hit him that hard either that was it couldn't be real that it was happening It was like that two fights before that was the fight was the fight I believe where he he's hitting the guy He tells the ref he's like stop the fight and then the ref didn't and he hit him a few more times Yeah, but he passed the end like that was like a two fights before I was just all over But you know what happened Roy went up to heavyweight and he fought John Ruiz And then he dropped back down to light heavyweight and that's a real problem.

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1:13:09That's so awful. What's in pretty much Anderson's? It's a lag went in the fight Yeah, it was just like he never really got one fight since but he never really captured back like we're just going to watch him We went first you have see we ever went to was 101 in First whatever is this force Griffin Erase us fill it It's coming out that night first in general was just a Hilarious thing we went with it was me Dave and Lewis all three of us The first white boy weekend first white boy weekend We went to like a Oz Fest or mayhem Fest and then yeah, and then UFC Lewis and Dave brother friend who I was not getting along with and a girl who shut up to us crypto us We used to Lewis used to date a girl who became friends with the group sort of and she came with us also She's a she'll say she's a she's a chunkier girl This is back look this is back today when I was younger It's like if you become friends with a girl like you can't separate friends.

1:14:07No, it's gonna see her You don't know over explain you fuck the girl that wasn't really hot. I mean Look you know, I'm saying now I wouldn't have dated her but yeah, she was a little bit of a chunkier girl and Whatever it was that we were just we were just talking shit like you know watching the fight everyone's just being animals We ended up getting to a thing with these guys in front of us like it was like it was maybe Four of us and I want to say maybe three of them. We went about numbered them No, I don't think so at first it was just there was like one or two guys just there the other guys were gone Yeah, we would are it's just a coyote trap Yeah, you want to show you one guy the rest of them surround you and we we started talking shit with these guys It's just turned into like a you know I mean we should make this that we're not looking none of us are looking for trouble guys the guys were I think we were talking and saying shit like being funny and I think they kind of were giving us like a Won't you guys shut the fuck up kind of We're being dickhead comedians and they're like really serious about watching an MMA fight right now First we ever in Philadelphia He turned around they start talking shit So then we start talking shit to them we kind of chump the two guys and then their group of friends show up And they get wind that they just got chumped by these fucking loser Yeah, they left the nerds behind and they went and got merch.

1:15:16Yeah, so then these guys came the nerds get merged And we're working with I became a whole argument these guys started talking shit to us and by the way We were above them. We can a fuck it. We should have just oh higher ground We should have just dominated these guys, but whatever it happened We just didn't want to fight and get kicked out. We're not like tough guys like that So they start talking shit and then this is like it's such a fight. It's almost like when somebody spits on you One of the guys goes it was like you'll fuck you and fuck your fat bitch too about the girl that I was seeing and we all just acted like we didn't hear it I wouldn't like it in here.

1:15:47We just communally agree without even looking at each other. We're like these guys, huh She sat there rest night. I can't believe these guys were ready to fight for everything except me when that was the final Go to go oh well you just took up for yourself lady and then we just look at there. She's a big girl She could have helped then we went outside and pretended like we were waiting to find them as a CM 18 ,000 people We did look like jerk offs there But then that was so funny because it was Philly which historically hilariously racist city and which fight was that there was far as Griffin Far as Griffin.

1:16:22I mean the applause he when he came out the ovation he got they couldn't we love them and they literally booed Anderson Silva and then Anderson Silva handled that hilariously and quick. Yeah, and And and then when they far scruff and left immediately he didn't stay he ran right out of the ring, which was a thing and Then they you know the announcement thing goes here winner and still at you Anderson Silva and the place booed It was such a sweet moment because Anderson Silva seems like his personality is good. Yeah It seems like and they're like booing and they had him on the big screen and Anderson Silva goes like He almost had to go really like and he's like holding the belt and they're like yeah, all right You sign up the bitch that was amazing and they cheered for come on man strange, but we saw we saw 18 year old or 19 year old John Jones is walking around the arena that night and I didn't know I would got into UFC Way early me and my step -up used to get like you know Ninja versus sumo wrestler Oh, you have see and then when it got like Rules and everyone was kind of like you know trying to start doing like actual MMA I lost track of it and Lewis and Dave were super into it.

1:17:27So that's funny when the rules cave you checked out check out Me and Dave we became friends with roommates in Brooklyn We would go to the blockbuster rent the old UFC's it was like ultimate knockout ultimate submissions I had like a series of videos and Who's it Mark layman he would teach you how to do moves like in the there was like a segment where it's like hey kids at home So me and Dave literally living in the shittiest dirtiest apartment with a garbage everywhere and beer bottles everywhere We would have grappling matches with our buddy Wes My colleague while we're here didn't come from jujitsu.

1:18:00This is from Dave Smith Did he would literally some open -hand smack we had open hand smacking rules open smacked me here Political but maybe the best political funded a lot. Yeah Wigger who was grappling amongst garbage with me That's always my couch for a couple years Ever imagine he was gonna be that good like no medical commentary. I you know what? I shouldn't say no. I didn't know he was going to go to be that kind of big in it The fact that he is great at it doesn't surprise me at all, but it's really calls nuts It's interesting how like because I said this was just a guy at a time. I said we smoked pot We essentially raised my daughter of a gay couple during the day That's why for come home and then we head into the city of meetup with Lewis X -Wife accused you of doing gay shit with Dave So you know it's funny before one of the reasons I was able to give why I was leaving when I left was I went in her Thing to see if she was I was like I should see if she's cheating also right And I went to her computer and it was nothing about her cheating at all It was several times looking up what to do when you find out your husband is gay That's what you imagine me and a woman married two kinds and think and you secretly sneaking away in soccer That's a video that you know by recently the girl like caught her her boyfriend or husband Staged I saw that you saw that you think was stage.

1:19:25I don't think so dude. I think she's that could have an actress I think a lot of these days they might be I mean a lot of them are stage. She was losing her mind. You're fucking that guy You're fucking him Chris really Cheaters getting caught by their significant others though as much as I felt that pain. I love those videos I'm gonna show you those cheaters and the guy's dad on a boat all fake all fake all fake I believe it I've talked to so many people who've worked at cheaters before and stuff and recently I wanted to Be the host they brought Peter guns from Lord Terecon Peter guns uptown baby remember that song yeah He became the newest host before him it was Gary or Clark Gable The third was a Clark Gables grandson Seriously, there's a Clark Gable the third or something Uh, I was it he died from a drug overdose The original guy who hosted was gonna name Tommy Habib He was pretty great at it.

1:20:18Then the little guy got stabbed fake completely fake Do you remember important downie junior course. There was the best mouth. He was the best. Yeah He would just smoke on the show and just yell at people he's like all right So you're a Nazi here's the Jewish defamation league Bring him out the fight This is what's crazy. There was a guy who used to work as a doorman at one of the comedy clubs like a wannabe comedian He would also get jobs on these reality shows and the way it would work they'd call him up Hey, we're looking for someone whose brother had an affair with his wife and He just found out he goes what a coincidence my brother just like that would be the thing They go great come on in we're looking for a guy who came back from Vietnam very disillusion You know whatever the fuck it is they would he would just say they would say that to him and he go great And they knew it was bullshit and he would just show up and act it They would just give him a rough so you came back from Vietnam and what did you discover there and he would just start talking When it's real it goes bad.

1:21:16They had the one thing where the The guy Jenny Jones that ruined her fucking career. Yeah, the guy was in love with the guy They were like hey, I'll do the show, but it's not gonna be a guy right who's like into me and they were like no No, no, and then it was the it was this it now he's friends with two people a big -fack girl and a gay guy And the big -fack girl was sitting out there and he was like oh shit Okay, and they go no, no, it's not her and they bring out the guy and he says he goes Oh you lied to me and his face is real like embarrassed and he killed the gay guy later And that ruined Jenny Jones career completely Yeah, you know jenny Jones was a comic and she's to do like all girls night So at the club like you couldn't even be in the club So they would do like a show where it would be all girl wait staff all girl everything all girl Least funny show Funny the services slow the math is wrong And then she was killing a shit no security Latina gang fights in every bathroom I think it was just the regular club.

1:22:25It's just they just only got female staff to run everything That's great you sometimes see there was like an all female comedy festival He's like imagine if you tried to do an all -male comedy festival. He'd be hilarious. We have its gangfest Have you seen that? Girls show up. Did you ever see that there's like I forget there's some shift in some town where their brag Is like and this shift is all 100 % female police officers like well Don't take over this fucking city. They'll do that with a on a flight I wasn't on it, but I've seen it where it's like I'd be like just so you know today All of the flight attendants and our captain and co -captain our female you're like what let me help this fucking flight Right now wasn't at the case in Toronto with a plane flipped upside down.

1:23:08I think that was that movie flight with Denzel Washington No, no, no, they woke you up. They were like hey The lady she came in hot she came in hot on the landing and flipped the plane. Oh, yeah, when it landed upside down I did yeah, yeah, bro. Yeah, yeah, I think that was one of them deals if I get a female Uber driver I read book my Uber. Oh my god. They drive so slow and buy like the the laws I Did I've been in lame about twice because I yeah, I do an Asian woman driver is the worst the lot of that in New York City sometimes Yeah, it's crazy and they are slow and you do not change lanes And it is brutal sit there in the back and not yell.

1:23:45I know and then they're going exactly the speed limits you can't complain Yeah, please break the law this crazy guy who's one of the producers of top gear in the UK He got his license revoked because he went 24 miles an hour in a 20 mile an hour zone It took his license away for six months It's a bad town. I love his England that town needs a Mexican uprising. It sounds like He didn't English uprising But it's 20 I was just driving from Manchester to London when you get into London The speed limit is 20 miles an hour. That is so crazy. It's insane My driver had it was in miles per hour like his speedometer And it was 20 miles an hour he was going and it just feels like you're in slow motion.

1:24:33It's insane. Well, did they what do they always use miles per hour? I think they use kilometers right no, I think I think I do use his kilometers. I thought they use kilometers But this car this car specifically had miles per hour on the speed limit. Are we like we were on the wrong side of the road Yeah, is that weird? I Would have had driver on the right side of the road. Well, I wasn't driving. I did driving in Jamaica so because that was an English owned Country territory. So they're on the opposite side as well And I rented moats when I was in Jamaica and you get used to it very quickly Like you think it's going to really turn you around but like Whatever does your mind just flips it So like drive into Canada right away.

1:25:10We've been in Canada signs. I'm like oh no. Oh no We're gonna go east. Yeah, Oost Nord how many different countries use inches and miles an hour? Doesn't everybody use kilometers now? Doesn't everybody use the metrics? I still think they're wrong That's crazy. They tried it on us when I was in high school really yeah They tried to read they tried to introduce the metric systems if this is gonna be the thing that we all accept and everybody's like Yeah, yeah antiquated not in this country. I don't follow the dewey decimal system either. No suck my dick old people. Oh Fuck your kilograms Yeah, it's a weird thing that one country just says nah, we can't learn it Fuck that.

1:25:51I mean how many countries have it how many countries have inches? I think it's maybe England says the UK USA and Canada keep miles per hour. Oh, so is that what is England as miles per hour? Oh, no, they have it like it's it's double, but it's their main thing is definitely kilometers for sure So everything else it's Everything else kilometers. So it's like it was like six countries that have Kilometer or miles per hour. Why? We're inches This is weird that we didn't like I still don't know I feel like dick is inches in every Place my dick is 36 decimeters 26 ,000 kilometers You know you guys know what I could you guys have a vast majority of countries use kilometers per hour um 9 % of the world uses miles per hour us being the notable example interesting so it's all the UK I wasn't wrong when I was in England for the fights they measure people in stone So they say ten stone I have no idea what that means.

1:26:52I think it's 230 pounds I think it's is it 13 pounds each stone it's a weird old timey Fucking measure, but you have to say it's the way it's the stone's I think so I think 14 pounds so that would be 240 pounds ten stone. I think it was actually like Like a fucking scale justice scale with like a personal one side and stones on the other I think it's what it comes for. I do like England though. It's shitty food But it's still just a cool but like one it's a cool thing the only circumcised person in a room piece of shit So no 10 stones 140 pounds right You said you said it's 14 pounds per yeah, okay 20 stone be 240 pounds So then you'd have to say the like eight like five stone nine ounces then say the fucking pounds afterwards It's weird like why we're talking about weird things to keep holding on to stone.

1:27:41That's a strange one Do you go and see the places and any of those weird destinations for you? I definitely have yeah. Yeah, London's cool. It's interesting. You go into a bar that's a 500 -year -old place. Yeah, like there's some old shit in that town. Oh, yeah, you know You see how New York was like designed after it so yeah London's a cool town. I like I like honestly if I like cities that remind me of New York's like I love Rome Rome's like the OG New York It's fucking really cool So It's thinking Rob never been has like New York It's just it feels like because back in the day it was like the most hope you cocks up It's like very fast moving.

1:28:21Yeah, they were they were more advanced in everyone They were just like you know architecturally technologically. They they were way ahead of their time with everything That's St. Peter's Basilica's bananas. I think about that all the time I think about it all the time like the amount of work Involved and making something that spectacular. This is the enchapples fucking nuts Michael Angelo went blind painting it yeah, like he was on scaffolding and like paint was just dripping into his eye and Sort of going mad and fucking oh It's so cool and the details and he wasn't even a painter, which is a craziest thing He wasn't like he wasn't that wasn't by trade what he did He was just a genius and could like emulate Like that crazy ass art.

1:28:59You could do anything the sculptures were insane. Yeah, the fucking art in the Vatican too Is nuts when you're walking through the place like how much money is all this worth like this is It's the biggest art museum in the world and I'm going again I brought my son a few years ago on a father's son trip and he I mean he was a little eight years old We we did a four -hour tour we could have done an eight -hour tour It was so cool. It was just never ending just every room was more awesome than the next that the big map room Did you see that they had like a map it was like you know 150 feet wide fucking however many feet tall and it was 99 % accurate and whatever year was that they made it It was like I don't know how like hundreds and hundreds of years ago 99 % accurate drawn by hand crazy.

1:29:40I can't even begin to tell you like I have no idea how that could possibly be done It was swore to me today. He was gonna crowbar an art talk. I did I bet I can get you a talk I said he's gonna think it's gay and he was like that he doesn't It's fine that art would be gay You know Yeah, when you the books that they have to they have a crazy library Yeah, like they probably have some books from the library of Alexander. They got tucked away in there Well apparently the deeper you go like the more like exotic the shit is there's like levels that you can only have access to if you're like a king or a fucking That's why I believe people are capable of hiding UFO information That's why I believe people are capable because they're people capable of hiding all kinds of shit Well, what's you to hide an England shit no one gives a fuck.

1:30:27Hey Jay. They're actually what are they hiding in their salt things for their food taste good The king is list Yeah, this is when we had dragons But yeah, yeah, the history of dragons been stifled. Jay doesn't jenison travel. He won't go to other countries I'm trying to get him to do shows like in the UK just I mean they have the internet Yeah Well, you got to figure New York to LA is a six hour flight New York to Amsterdam is a seven hour flight I've done everything everything I did overseas. I did probably Or most things I should say probably a little young in comedy And intimidated myself on the situations Well, it's because you're a course and you can't go to like a nice nice restaurant or like you You were in that when I was in South Africa.

1:31:10I was wealthy dude. It's their money is gar Baj but uh But no, I'm glad I've and I've enjoyed some of the places when I've gone to them. It's just like I am such a A regular idiot that I'm just like I'm not gonna understand the food and then what what am I gonna plug my stuff into doesn't Explode if it's wrong dude. I'm sure I'm just open you go to like blows when you walk through the red light district Like the places where you can buy like snacks like they know how many of them dude. It's so funny. They have like Like hot dogs on like pizza buns. It's so for like dumb Americans to be like oh well hot dog gonna pizza You fucking just keep the chocolate taco Chocolate tacos are great Choco taco chocolate tacos were fucking badass.

1:31:52I get it Jay. Why travel fuck it? I uh Yeah, I found the kid rock credo. Yeah, I just try to get famous here. Let's just hang out here This is the best place to be famous if you can get famous. Yeah, who does it better than kid rock? No, buddy. The guy's really figured it out Also by gunning down that Miller light You know, Bud Light rather that Bud Light thing when you gun down those cans like that was like one of the craziest moments in economy Like that fucking the Bud Light stock dropped like a rock like that moment when kid rock But that that that that guns down the Bud Light kid rock maybe though if we were gonna point him something It should make the minister of beer like he should be the person deciding what beer we should have I'll accept that because his friendship with the president is hilarious And wacky there's been no other thing like that ever You know, I mean you never find out like oh Bill Clinton and iverson kick it once in a while right?

1:32:44That never happened well there was um What the fuck is Bobby Brown and fucking Joe Biden fucking golf and crush ass together What the fuck's his name that's friends with Kim Jong -Un Rodman Rodman yeah, that's where I think goes over there hangs with Kim Jong -Un It's the best document do you ever see a documentary? No, oh Treat yourself as soon as humanly possible to Dennis Robbins big bang and pungyang. Oh boy It starts off as him going over there believing he's doing something diplomatic And then they go all right, so you're gonna go home and gather up some players and come here and the documentary uh filmmaker goes On the flight back when they were coming back now to north Korea He goes oh, I noticed from the last time that Dennis has started drinking again And he was supposed to be like stop drinking completely and then the documentary takes off because it's just Dennis Fucking up in north Korea for two hours.

1:33:36Oh, no He first comes in drunkenly starts bowing everybody. It's not a bowing culture. So that's pretty hilarious He treats the uh north Koreans like their dolls He'll like grab them and make them come sing karaoke and just points at them Like while they sing he just dominates the room and everyone's afraid of them and everyone hates them Oh, no, it's one of the best documentaries. Is there a trailer for a trailer? What a crazy thing to go hang out with a dictator Yeah, this episode is brought to you by ship station Managing an e -commerce business is challenging enough without the added chaos of shipping and order fulfillment It can feel like trying to hurt cats on roller skates That's where ship station comes in with its simple dashboard ship station lets you handle all your shipping needs in one place Automating tasks securing the best shipping rates and even printing labels with a single click Whether you're shipping a few packages a day or thousands it grows alongside your business Plus it integrates seamlessly with all the services and selling channels you already use So you can keep your existing workflow intact while making it even more efficient ready to bring calm to the chaos Go to shipstation .com and use the code JRE to sign up for your free trial Oh, yeah, oh also keep the basketball come on Kim Jong -Un also does not want much to do with Dennis Robin what like after his meltdown He like he like stiffsome you like has Dennis robin meet him at his like shallay and then he's not there Well, and then he's just Dennis robin crying is this the trailer?

1:35:10Oh We're here today for Dennis Robin to make a historic announcement for like his recent visit to North Korea The Ministry of Sports and the DPR Korea and fights mr. Dennis how much influence stylistically you take from Dennis Rodman J almost the same guy a lot of people say Mr. Rodman is on a private trip and our views about North Korea have not changed Oh You know you got the James C's to be on stage to fight that none of these people in the world are doing what I'm doing I'm concerned as many Americans are about giving a birthday present to a man who's waiting for one second This that do you remember that interview when he spn?

1:35:58No, so they had him and the players had agreed to play Go on there and he loses his mind Dennis Robin but in the documentary they show you the whole buildup to that which is The guy's meeting without Dennis Robin like Dennis is a little off his rocker right now and America's turning on us We're gonna do this interview with CNN while Dennis is asleep hung over And we'll just do it just us and we'll be able to explain this better that we're just trying to be diplomatic and do something here And then Dennis Robin wakes up and finds out they're doing that. Oh, he just barred zone And he just cuts a wrestling promo on this and he's just slobber filled.

1:36:32He makes no sense Oh, so great Do you have to let the Koreans win? Um, you go over there. Oh, it didn't matter the Koreans did the game was such nonsense Like at first it was the Americans versus them they this uh Koreans kept up with them Because they're good and they're giving a shit and trying then his robin stops playing he just changes that of his thing puts on street clothes and goes and hangs out with Uh, Kim Jong -il Right away and then he goes it half time he just goes Some people switch jerseys and then he goes so we could play together and they just has them play He also has the audience try to sing a long happy birthday to Kim Jong -il when he starts the game and the audience does Nobody singing so they just start clapping too fast while he's singing it's it's really It's too fantastic hours of television.

1:37:48I recommend it highly I love that kind of just Brazen not seeing it. What's happening around you? Like everyone's hating him and he just like I'm killing it Can't believe I go. He's doing that's great. So he doesn't go over there anymore Now well, I don't think so. I'm sure you still drink so you stop drinking How does protect our parks with no drinking? It was fun And you're the only one that drink in there. Yeah, but then at some point aren't you wrangling three? Yeah people who are blackout drunk But it's okay. I've been blackout drunk. I know what it feels like it's it's not bad It's just for for health purposes.

1:38:25I was like I work out so much and I take care of my body like why am I poisoning it all the time And I said let me just take a break Now I just take a break and I was like god. Why do I need it? Yeah, what am I doing like everybody's like do you want to drink? Yeah, let's have a drink But sometimes you're just like what is just like a force of habit You know have a drink every time I do a set have a whiskey have a shot before I go on stage and you feel like you're doing something You feel bored when everyone else is drinking, but it's really no like I have way more energy when I'm not drinking I could stay up and like be present like I want to I want to be in bed by 11 o 'clock if I'm drinking or smoking weed Dude I've had three months off and I haven't had one bad day So I haven't had one day physically where I feel like shit that has to be it Well the other side is your metabolism when I stop drinking I got really like just an incredible shape And as you're getting older like even just like whatever it does to like my metabolism and everybody's different But it was like a huge difference in terms of how I felt in the gym How much I could run how much I could lift It's fun It's fun poison yeah, it's fun.

1:39:27Well my doctor said my doctor said those exact words He's like he's like you're poisoning yourself. He's like it's up to you if you want to poison stuff a little bit That's fine or a lot, you know, that's okay too, but that guy sounds fun Yeah, they were trying to save a while. They're like one doctor Yeah, it's not that I feel good remember they were trying to save for a while at one drink a night It's probably good for you. Oh like a glass of red wine. It's good for your heart. You know what the problem with that is aura rings If you have an aura ring you wear one of those things and then you have it one drink You'll notice a difference in your sleep Significant it's real it's measurable.

1:39:57Oh, I don't know how to track I try to track anything that's gonna be bad news They're like hey, you should get a sleep study goes why did no for a fact that I die 27 times a night Yeah, no like things you could do where you see a doctor and they're gonna like be able to essentially predict within a couple years of when you're actually gonna die That's the Joe Rogan doctors I want to know Joe who you sent birth to where they come and they put him in that machine like Luke Skywalker on Hoth And they come out and they're like if you eat bean if you never eat beans again you live to 105 Bird is gonna need more than that Every time I see me look small like a grape Like settled down boy He's a capable of doing it on his own though bird has incredible willpower like a bird wants to lose like I mean yeah, he just drinks so much it's part of his thing You know, so I feel he feels like I should put words in his mouth But he was like am I bird cry sure if I'm not getting fucked up and having fun with the fans like that Like if he does a show and he doesn't take a shirt off people boo Yeah, but he would take his page to see touch By the way, he wants to take a shirt off and they wanted to come off for 100 % I do too.

1:40:56I I told I love it. I run to the balcony. We ease about take your shirt off last time There's a big cheer the pop when he takes his shirt off everybody goes crazy. It's fun when I did a bird's pocket last time I was like stuff like everybody getting your head about like all these complaints are about birth being the same person that we all are and also who he is But it's like now it's almost something like you know he worries about that shit. I'm like Bert People want you to take your shirt off and they want to hear stories about your family. You're letting people Go like well, you don't do it like this person.

1:41:24It's like well. You don't tell jokes like Mark Norman You know, that's not what your thing is so it's not a thing to worry about he reads the comments That's the problem you read the comments will fuck with your head No matter how mentally strong you are if you're reading a bunch of opinions about you it'll fuck with your head Yeah, and it's just like the same people who go on to yelp and write reviews It's just people that want to complain. So you want to social media. Yes, it's just like you get it feels like like I have Pretty decent fan base like Legion of Sanx we have a really like healthy fan base and then there's like 30 dude Not healthy.

1:41:52No, not physically healthy. There's like 30 dudes who hate me and want my son to die I mean if you go on to Twitter, I'll just see that and it does like fuck with you. It's not good. Yeah, it's all 30 of his followers Well, there's a lot of crazy people out there's and there's also a lot of kids. Just want to get a rise out of you Right, there's a lot of things going on. There's a lot of people that want to fuck with your head But it's almost all unhappy people. I just learned out very quickly though Like the ones that I have responded to even when I respond like my thing was always a respond kind of funny I'm not gonna fight.

1:42:21Yeah, or so it'd be someone right like a Two paragraphs about how terrible I am and I'd be like, you know come on Jim Bell You don't mean it and then how much they write? I mean without fail almost I'm just at the time They're like dude just being a piece of shit, man. I had a crappy day. Love you dude. Listen every day Sometimes just there's one guy who tweets at me almost every day where he says Lewis Shea Gomez has lip fillers and he's trying to get this to be a thing to catch on And then like like every day's trolling me. I'm like this fucking guy and like for maybe two years Lewis Shea Gomez says lip fillers will respond to everything other people tweet at me is like just so you know You're you're talking to somebody who has lip fillers I don't have lip most that's a beautiful Puerto Rican lips.

1:43:00This guy showed up in a show. You had a little work Do you show up at a show in There's a while for a dude That's a while He showed up a show in Raleigh North Carolina with a t -shirt that said Lewis Shea Gomez has lip fillers And then I was like I should bite your fucking nose off your face What do you know he's just like I'm a fan like it's hilarious. He's just being silly. He's being silly every day Yeah, yeah, that's part of the fun of being a fan. Yeah, you know, no, I know I know I said you it worked. I know So I just hear he got you It's in the front row he got you He got you I steer clear of Comin just because that yeah, it's like I don't know I'd rather just meet people and if they show up I get They're so sweet and person cuz skankfest is like half of them are like people who are on reddit and trolling You go to skankfest and it is just thousands of people that are like yeah, just love They really skankfest particularly.

1:43:48It's like you know, they say how many times you like if you walk by a murder It's like how many times the skankfest do I walk by take a picture and shake hands with somebody was like Do you used to be good? But you suck dick comedy now? All right Here I was gonna get guys like that. There was one guy who's a fan of ours in the old school when we were at the creaking cave back in New York This is dude who he's he's who were black glasses long black hair And he was at every episode he ended up murdering his mother. Oh Jesus murdering his mother and then becoming great friends with Doug stand Hamster and murder his mother like a jail pen palette sand hope Yeah, it was pretty funny.

1:44:20He uh when he got out he's out He like lives like a halfway house type thing now because it was a mental issue that he did that which is like Like clearly if you kill your mom well, you know, she might a bit of bitch. She'd have to do something really bad Yeah, if you kill your mom, I feel like I don't care. Yeah, obviously you have mental issues. Yeah, I don't like it Yeah, he was in that like but he had that when he called us he described that it was like it was like he thought she was like a demon That he had to stop before she got out in the world Like he went he went crazy. I still feel like you should lock that guy up Pay attention to the BJ pen stuff.

1:44:49He's he's like losing it right BJ pen claims that his family are impostors That someone is kidnapped his family replace them. Oh, yeah, that's a very yeah, isn't it funny when they hit the uh with Mania and manic shit like that and By polar with those kind of things like a really like They're a textbook that if you look it up because I've looked it up before you look it up It's texting one sentence at a time Like a really all a new found thing in like religion And like being serious about it all of a sudden like it's always been that way and we're the and they always have those things That's one of them too Like everyone's everyone's fake right every one of my life has been replaced with somebody else they called something particularly Some of them think they have a chip in their head and people are talking to them.

1:45:33Mm -hmm. Yeah, it's very very a lot of that a lot of that is they have a chip in their head Well this guy who killed his mom and Doug Stano became friends with Doug was doing a zoom skanks one time episode with us and he had that guy call it in And uh, you know we were asking him kind of about what happened and he just you know He gave a very compelling story and we were saying goodbye to him He goes uh because I remember this because I just want to say uh You know when I was going through all that Horrible stuff and the last several years that have been so difficult and terrible and my family hating me and but I still always man.

1:46:07I listen to you guys and laugh and I just want to say that I love you guys And I was like well, I think I think I speak for the group and I say Whew Because we are aware of what you'll do if you feel someone is a problem. So yeah or a demon Yeah, we're possibly a demon. Yeah, so I'm the point is we have some great fans. Yeah Well, you guys are doing record you guys are doing something really fun You're getting all the misfits together, you know, and you're you're celebrating comedy. It's like a real Comedy like a comics festival like comics look forward to it everybody loves it Everybody talks so highly of it You know and everybody says the vibe is so fun because they they just go there to see like You know people were real upset when Louis CK started to come back into the public eye Yeah, but uh one of my favorite moments is when he went up at Skankfest They didn't know he was gonna be there.

1:46:58That was the first time you performed in America after you got canceled It was awesome. Yeah, and it was it was well I mean it was what and what's beautiful about the fans their educated comedy fans So we didn't even have to tell them to not pull out their cell phones. Yeah, not a single person took video Not a single person like That video of Justin Silver announcing with gentleman You know special guest and I didn't take any of his set It was just him walking on a stage standing ovation and made TMZ It was fucking really cool. I mean I was I was I was a pig and shit. I went outside. I got emotional I was like that was fucking so cool.

1:47:32That's cool. What was really neat about was funny about that moment was I was with soda Dan Soder and I was like uh I was like you want to come outside? I'm gonna smoke a joint outside. He goes. Yeah, sure And as we were just walking through that room I was even thinking about they go he goes oh, you know, we should watch Louis come on real quick And I'm like oh yeah, sure Like I didn't over think of the moment you were about to watch was so crazy It was really it was really cool like uh that was cool That was like one of the coolest moments at the festival that and then the tough crowd we did a tough crowd reunion at Skankfest And Brooklyn a few years ago I just having everybody from tough crowd get together and that's awesome Yeah, Colin, you know, being at the head of it.

1:48:06That was awesome. That was one of the best shows ever He should he should just make it a podcast. One huge podcast 100 % I wonder if he has the name if he owns the name. I think he does Well, then he should definitely do it. I think he does. I think he just doesn't want to I think well it might be something that someone needs to offer it to him and put it together You know like if someone like the kid is a man. If you said it he'd be like I never even thought of that for this moment I'm sure a lot of a lot of people have a lot of he's he's been approached with it He was great at the club. He was at the club a couple weeks ago He's awesome Colin's awesome.

1:48:35He was great All the comics that work there they all like lined up to watch him, you know I mean, he's a real like pre just such a pro. It's also so on so far. It's so interesting. Yeah, it's such an interesting guy We does the one -man show is fantastic when I the last time I did a tough crowd He warmed up the crowd and so he's doing stand -up in front of the crowd and he was fucking murdering I'm like this is way better than even tough crowd Like he's one of those underrated guys of all time. Yeah You know like all those comics know how funny he is. He's like a real comics comic and every key is like in the top three for it It's like a it's like a tell like he's there is always like top three for every comedian It was also though that place was like the shark tank though for something when they got oh yeah that fan I never felt bad for somebody more of my life So I'm on there and the only segment That was a produced of tough crowd you remember was the last one yet the right and give them like the Whatever your little rant was gonna be about the little pops right?

1:49:32I did it once. Yeah About that final topic that was the only like homework. You had to do it all and that fan Was clearly gonna do something about like his mother and do the voice or something and Patrice Right before he like it was but it was part of his fourth segment thing he goes Hey, let's see if you can do two minutes without talking doing your mom -va accent Oh, no And then boss and all those guys just like start bouncing on him and then he just had to go like hey you guys So my mother Oh That was but it was like in the like an OG pod get before podcasting was podcasting like just a bunch of comic sitting around just barking at each other arguing So fun way ahead of its time, but then again like Regis and Kathy Lee was a podcast technically too If you really think about it.

1:50:24Yeah, the view all these shows. I think opian Anthony was the big start of it all Yeah, for sure that was what started off from me because that was the first time I was ever on a show where it was no structure We just comments shoot the shit yeah, but we all could be on opian Anthony We have in this exact same conversation except Norton and Kumi and opian be here same fucking conversation. Yeah, you know It was just I let you go. I was more of a how was turned guy You know inside no so were you as well, but without opian Anthony like shows like Legion of Skanks wouldn't exist Like that's the truth like we also there's a lot of fans that are just like Just these 50 -year -old truckers Like we need something in our generation was having much harder time like It wasn't like back in the day when stern was Howard Stern was bringing on comics all the comics because that was like his Cruel you're trying to build up like we were past that so we had no there was no like show That was like that for anybody which except for opian Anthony.

1:51:14I was Ron and Fez. You remember Ron and Fez show That's the show that kind of like took me in that I Jobbed with best. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. Ron Bennington's fucking great. It's like the best so funny Yeah, there's like you know, there's a whole You could track like like ancient man, you know, like fucking pre -stort you could track podcasts to where it is Oh that it out how about Mark Marin just quitting. I know crazy. He's done. He's hanging it up Not funny more the uh, yeah, but like opian Anthony what they did different than sir as they put comics on There was a few comics that would come on Stern they would interview like but they were mega stars opian Anthony figured out they could put three or four comics in a room and create like a beautiful chaos And it was gonna be people bouncing off each other you'd create these moments that nobody knew was gonna happen Really cool Stern did not believe in that you want to go.

1:52:03I'll take us to go I love a good cigar. Yes, Stern's thing now is for comics. Oh, Stern sucks now. Now it has to be I know it's really It's funny like I was one of the last people to check out Yeah, you like to start weight I still listen. I still arbitrarily just go to it And I think he's the best that ever did it. I think he I give him all the kudos in the world without him But there would be nothing none of it. I give him all the kudos in the world. It's just I think the Like I don't think I think his last like phase here Might be like I might be weirdly too young for it like possibly. Thank you Like the interviews don't really the rug ones.

1:52:42These are good. The interviews don't really strike me anymore I really don't he's not gonna get to anything that I care about with Sarah Jessica Parker. It's just not gonna get he's yeah I remember back in the day he made the guy One of those guys who died from LFO remember that that song from the 90s uh What is that like Chinese food makes me sick some girls a summer? I don't know what that is you're a real cigar guy look at you not a burn before you it's a one hit It's a one -hit wonder LFO they were like we're in the same time as all the boy bands and they got a Pretty popular and he made one of those guys So interesting you got him to talk about fucking Jennifer love you and then her dumping him And the way he found out he was dumped to like she gave him a ring that was like a promise ring From her to him and then he saw Her and like a tabloid walking with under the guy and the guy had the same exact right.

1:53:31This is her ring. She gives out She's a wild girl. Yeah, giving out rings of dudes. I know she fucking aged like a god damn plum though. She looks like shit Oh, no, it looks like shit now I feel bad so this is a big too big of a platform to be really just trashing a girl for not being pretty anymore Back off of that this is the way to do it. I mean Hillary Clinton no I mean no Pamela Anderson. I mean god damn it to chief fall off. She was the hottest woman She put it back on again. It didn't help a lot Now she was Pamela Anderson first of all the documentary about her they did on that She loves the documentary.

1:54:08She loves the documentary. Love them Uh, the one they did about her own book but he'll watch a documentary all day long. She's got time for books Um, but the thing about her made me like her right the one about Anna Cole Smith made me realize what a piece of shit she was I mean terrible person seemed like Uh, and then Pamela Anderson made me kind of like fall in love with her again where I'm like this is a She really is like a dummy who just believes in love. Yeah, she's like a sucker No, yeah, I just had a couple of moments where she talked about um, well like during the Me Too movement She was like look She was like I got invited to every hotel room by every director and Hollywood She was like I didn't go because I knew what the fuck they wanted and she just kind of had a very real opinion on that whole Sort of movement and what was going on?

1:54:50It's like you know what's happening if you go to a hotel room with some fucking powerful guy Like you know, you have to take a certain amount of you know accountability yourself And she had a very real take on it, which I kind of respected well Hollywood a long history doing that Tarantino was telling me about this old school director that had a bedroom in his office and his name was Quentin Tarantino His name was Do you fucking we talking about that right where he he in Desperado was it or Dustal Dawn where he's like that's Dave always yeah, he's like I'm gonna I'm gonna have some a high -ick shove her foot and somebody's mouth.

1:55:27You know what? I think it'll be me. I'll take that I'm not gonna put George Clooney through the sweet sensation of sucking salmahex beautiful foot. Oh god She was out of that he played such a good serial killer in that fucking movie. That was great. I just walked two weeks ago again Yeah, I prefer black dust. Hold on called sinners. I don't think that's not enough of enough social comment I thought centers was great people hate the center see it. I was really great It's for people try to politicize everything. I'm like here's just a fun vampire movie who cares? Yeah, you don't like your good vampire movie No, I love a good vampire.

1:56:00Yeah, they were saying it's like we attack on white culture being white The first the first vampires were like white and they were like feasing on black people and Which you know black people would be more delicious. Yeah, you very rarely other than blade you very rarely get a black vampire Yeah, sweet or the juice you know, I'm saying. Oh, you remember black. You know It had to be a comedy. No, it was a fucking. No, no, it's a car. It's like a no black Potation right kind of but supposed to be ridiculous. I think it was a horror movie. I think it was a legit harm Do you know that guy? Do you know black yellow?

1:56:32Yeah, there it is black yellow. I found this up from that Pee we herman documentary Black yellow was the male man on Pee we's playhouse What a wheel yeah, really that weird Phil Hartman's on Pee we's Philly House died hating him what Phil Hartman did we talk Pee we hermo when he died Still yeah, what makes you say that's the thing in the documentary Phil Hartman hated people don't want to interview with Howard Stern Howard Stern I asked him about that and he was like yeah, we don't speak anymore. Oh, wow he thought he didn't get enough credit I think for a Pee we's big adventure and shit. Oh, that's unfortunate.

1:57:06Yeah, that's weird Pee we hermo was a real bitchy queen, but very interesting easy to get along with like Phil's ask his wife He was easy for me. I got along with him great I love Andy dick there was the problem. He was fun man. He was just too wild, you know But I did so many scenes with that dude where we had to do him like three or four times because I couldn't stop laughing I just couldn't stop breaking character. It's more just like sad what he's going through now Yeah, it's not good, but he also just gets like he's around this guy's like letting himself get used by people I assume for drugs or something, but I mean like I don't know because he ends up on these like weird pods where it's like He's sleeping at some guy's house or something weird.

1:57:46It's not good. Yeah, he's out of it He was right there on the precipice with jury duty. Paulie sure his vehicle jury duty Right He did other stuff too, man. He did that that fucking war movie. What was the war movie they did Oh in the army now that's right. Yeah, yeah, I think that's the one he did I don't know if he he may have done another one or two of them. They may have been trying to farly spade them Farly spade them together funny dude though Do you have hopes for a happy go more to? Possibly be good. Yeah, I'm really still makes good stuff. He's still comedy stuff. Yeah, he does those Netflix ones were good Like they were funny.

1:58:24They're pretty good. You like cubie, Halloween or something. They're fun. They're pretty good If you like Adam Salim, I love Adam Salim moves. I love silly movies like I love to do on when he played his own sister What was that one? Jack and Jill? Jack and Jill's fucking hilarious and I'll put she knows in love with her And she's a brute It's fucking fun. They're rules. He's a great actor And I mean happy go more was so great, but I almost feel like there's no way this what second was gonna be It's just I think they're gonna try to do too many throwback moments This what didn't what always a movie they they kind of did that with recently fucking Like this coming to America part to yeah, like they they're just like that was terrible That was actually fucking to and coming to America I grew up on first of all they made it PG -13 the original coming to America was rated R He means a musical yeah music.

1:59:09I'm present it. It was bad Um, but I have I look I will watch you don't you speed will just people love that didn't like that same thing I thought it was like yeah, you can't capture that first one. I thought beetle juice was pretty good the new one But that was pretty good. Yeah, I liked it It wasn't as good as the first one, but it's pretty good. I fucking loved it the soul train when they got on the soul train It was all dead like Resurrected black people dressed in like 1970s outfits dancing If you seen it I saw I kept on falling asleep. I keep on turning it on falling asleep 20 minutes into it Well, it's it's good man.

1:59:42It's it's pretty solid. I mean it is one of those Tim Burton movies Just like a fun weird fucking movie, you know, I love the first one man. I know Tim bird made the first peewee's big adventure Did he really first Tim Burton movie? Yeah, that makes sense was large marge forget to tell him large marge That was like the girl we brought to the UFC event. Tell me Remember if they were to call that we still to get our heads down large. She is large fuck bro Peewee's playhouse was so so fun or a peewee's big adventure rather was so fun Peewee's playoffs was trippy I didn't even know that that's how like weird like Peewee's playoffs was meant to be like one of these bikes was for sale recently Well, how much did it go for well guess I'll let you guess a hundred thousand dollars it went for more than that 500 ,000 dollars is 135 ,000 wow there's 14 bikes and it was one of them that was put it had no seat on it It was a fun movie man.

2:00:32Yeah, I would see that right with a girl I was dating high school and we were like the only people in the movie theater was like one of them lucky moments We're just fucking howlin howlin laughing first was one of the whole thing was always to have like nods for adults in it What you was yeah, yeah, it was totally what it was totally like in anybody's movie It wasn't just like a kids movie. It was an anybody movie. It was a peewee's was a little off I was being a kid watching it being like What's the fucking deal here big top peewee all they were just always a little bit weird A little bit. We was that was his he tried to do it himself and that's why that did terribly.

2:01:05Oh really Because again, there's jokes and there no one gets I forgot this I saw once when it first came out never saw again. He's got a Makeout scene with somebody that just goes on for like five straight. They just never stop Having the make out and just panning further further backwards like five and in the middle of the movie five He was like hardcore making out with the shit Well, I may as older I think I would have got I said so because he had such like he said he'd let a Andy Warhol inspired stuff and reference It was an episode of peewee's big adventure or peewee's playhouse Where's it two minutes?

2:01:33He just put dog food in a bowl and then we just like ASMR a close -up of a dog Just eating the food for like two straight man, so that would have weirded me out when I was a kid. Yeah, for sure A lot of just it was it whatever it was it was just a little bit off Um, he got rolled up in one of the most bullshit cases ever. Oh, he got caught jerking off of here Jerking off in a gay movie I didn't ruin it. Do that didn't ruin him the way he thought like that in fact I thought it was interesting when he did his first comeback was that buffy the vampire slayer movie and He may he asked him to make his character look like his mug shot.

2:02:08That's why he looks like that. That's funny So they made him look like Charles Manson Did you watch a jamming? No, I saw clips of it. I was really into it. I mean it didn't it get a show canceled like Show was already done. Okay, show was already done I believe was he was out for a while that he was in blow. He was in that I came back He had a career career career but after that what took him down was because I thought you were seeing got caught up in the biggest bullshit He was caught up in that sweep that got Jeffrey Jones What's that the that's the that was the principal from Ferris Bure That guy got nailed with actual choppy pornography Oh, and and he and Pee we heard his friends with him so they went and searched Pee we's house and what they found He's a collector.

2:02:47He's a crazy collector. There's not a big couch that can talk. Yeah Much of naked kids inside of it No, you understand. I don't fucking mean it eats them um No, he had like Erotica from like the 70s. No, yeah collections that was like and everyone was above age But it just like it was considered obscene material. Oh no when they went in his house. Where was he living? California, I believe and Lebsin erotic he got now with obscene material charges, but he was lumped in with like pedophilia What is it? We did no contest the LA court charges of hiring a 14 year old boy to pose for photographs Depose for photographs Documentary look at Jay defending an actual pedophile.

2:03:37I'm just saying he was a good guy You gotta stay car just documented to try to turn the big of oh man Child porn was not part of the deal. Joe the first time we did your podcast when you showed us all of your cool toys in your LA studio I would have sucked your dick to do is one of those things. Oh, yeah, it's toys. Oh, you're like you're your Compound bow. I've told I've told this story so many times on podcasts. This is the first time we came here It's all it it ends so great because me davin Lewis All came in in LA and you took us first and you go check this out and you grabbed compound And you had the laser sight and you could shoot it all the way across the full UFC gym you know so cool We were all like just warming our hands up like we can't wait to we can do this then you put the bow down as I was reaching for it I thought and then you went over you go this is the pool table you broke a rack and sunk a few like cool Then you open the door and you're like here's where I freeze myself here's where I thought myself out We're like wow, and then you go and here's my prize position and you had the they do it for golf and stuff to like the Kevlar Screen hunting yeah, and you had the flat tip but I go he probably wants to do this one because the flat tips No one's gonna get hurt and then you fucking wailed to elk and then you go Let's go podcast boys He just showed us all the stories and was like don't touch the problem with those toys as I can't teach you that quickly I understand the one about ourselves we would have embarrassed ourselves big But then we always say like how much Dave Smith came on like talks with you after that individually Man we wrote me and Lewis like why doesn't Joe embrace us the way he embraces Dave And then someone brought up the pick the first picture we ever took here It's so funny.

2:05:13It's the werewolf I am standing behind the were like I'm fucking it Getting sucked off Lewis is yeah acting like he's getting sucked off by the bear and Dave is just leaning and touching it going I'm like oh you know what Dave had respect for you We're like Oh That's hilarious the difference between us and David Davis's hand on the head gently yeah is Dave in the Rogan's fear we're trying to figure out how we get in the Rogan's Spears we look first of all she doesn't right now. You're in the Rogan's fear anymore. Let's just move Shane out move big Jana that position does require the wrong move into fucking Thailand or something.

2:05:55He's gone. I'm ready He's I'm a wacky guy. I'll shave half my head. Are he's gonna do a stint over there and bail agree? I'm gonna talk to him one year up every day. Fuck that place Yeah, I'm up planted in his head. I think we got Diaz coming here. Oh, it's Austin. Yeah, that's great Yeah, he's we talked about this weekend. I saw him in Jersey for the fights Joe is the man so he's back in the sphere fuck. Yeah I'm gonna say a room for you guys you're in the sphere right now. You're on the show every time the Rogan's fear gets talked about We never get thing when cat William said six unfunny comics Was it I knew it wasn't us.

2:06:29I would have been happy to be one of the six unfunny comics Was it cat probably is probably his point But what I was trying the he thought I wouldn't have a monomy. I love you. He's so fine I couldn't wait to have him on right away. I'm like I've reached out to him right away I go that's not true I just haven't reached out to you because I didn't know if you wanted to do it sure like I didn't know we wanted to do it If he want if I thought he wanted to do it I would have had him on a long time ago. He's an interesting story. He might be one of my favorite like sandips to watch a special of Cuz I have a hard time like laughing at like on TV specials Chronicles dude.

2:06:59He's fucking so funny dude. I'm not gonna lie. I need subtitles for it But I I didn't want to be saying but I know cat Williams is very very funny. Pim Chronicles is a masterpiece. It's a masterpiece. He's so good What came me Is something about him when he's cooking too when he's cooking when he's like really on fire It's different than everybody else. He's sweating and you know He's his fucking hair is throwing back and just the tone of his voice and the way repeats punch lines It's like that guy gets cooking man. He gets cooking and you're like he watched the crowd They're just falling out.

2:07:33He does really well sets too right? He's like an hour and a half Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a beast. He's a beast. He's a wild boy at least I'm knowing that I drive too Put him on the driving simulator. He fucking killed it. Oh, I always see him on one Track on world star hip hop he beats like pro athletes and races and shit all the time. I believe it. It's very weird He talks about and he's still what's funny is he also dresses though like the old black guy who comes to play basketball So it looks like he's not gonna be that good and then he's like fast as shit But I still have a teenager do you remember that it's the funniest thing the world he goes watch this This is him at a racing simulator by the way.

2:08:06He's doing it one hand Give me some volume That's what you have to fight that competition off that corn How accurate is this simulator pretty fucking good. It's got gravity. It turns you side to side is crazy noises It feels like you're really drunk Yeah, and how do we do it like this? Because we do this a real life If he was driving Uber he'd be making a personal phone call right now The The rose the highways and the byways of America that allow you to do this So he can drive He looks terrified. No, he looks like he's on it man Yeah, it's hard it's not a game. No, it's the steering wheel reacts as if your tires would react on at high speeds Put low -sack you guys ever do a racetrack?

2:09:11You're driving a racetrack? No, I can't I can't drive 35 miles an hour on a regular road I do believe in full truck when I did it burt's tour one of the things we performed at a racetrack and they had the pacemaker it was like a convertible and they took us all for like a couple loops Right like individually one of them wants to film it and mine was so boring because I was like smiling It was exhilarating the whole time, but they were like you know Birds giving them and people are going like no no no no no like the corners are coming And they were like you didn't freak out. I go. I just had blind trust.

2:09:43They're not gonna kill us Like right like are they gonna put us in real like are we gonna start cartwheeling down the fucking road here this I assume they're not gonna do anything they don't know how to do perfectly Yeah, this is what it's famous because birds fun and he reacts big and you just out there like I was just like this was neat Nobody wants to watch that. I know I know Screaming and fucking yelling and crying about your daughter just be your My daughter don't worry about what people want I can't scream at that. I gave him ever when the first time you guys did my nails on the show I freaked out of it.

2:10:14Yeah, touching my cuticles. Now we get some don't know he gets his nails painted by our Asian lady every week Oh, yeah, I have to once it's get done every other week Louis. I'm not a diva. Is that a thing you think you feel connected to like you have to keep doing that now Yes, Bert Christchurch take a shirt off thing. Oh, no, no, not like that. No, it's more like Gayer no, it's a gayer thing. No, it's connected to a bit my nails forever got my teeth fixed can't bite my nails anymore They grew in raggedy. I tried to take care of myself and we just terrible at it They got my nails on the show and time because he if you if you just did this today Like if you show him you pulling your cuticle back he'll freak out for some reason.

2:10:53It's a weird thing So we had an Asian lady come in and we warned her we were like listen the type of show the jokes we're gonna make She was so cool. This like little she barely spoke any English, but she was such a fun time And she did his nails on the show and he screamed like a girl the whole time because she was Screaming was more like that like pull away like I was I did not enjoy it Yeah, and then it became a thing where every week after that he came in with a new color nails every other week But it's the keeps thing every week about a gay man I No, but once they were done then yeah, once you can't really undo it.

2:11:25I don't know what to do now I can't take care of them that good myself. I can't make them look like that. Just go get it done. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, that's what you like. Yeah, yeah, let's get their own quirks. Lewis leave them alone. Yeah, Lewis You chose to have nipple rings that connect I have one or had one nipple ring I can't believe you actually had one I was had one Yeah, did they connect like zirxies? No, and I had a nipple ring. I had a lip ring I like by wearing isn't the funniest thing you had all those things when you're bought like now you my body sucked. Yeah Yeah, you never have never had a nipple ring in the packs.

2:11:54You have to wear it if you're tipped Here's so you look sexy and tank tops. I was so bad, dude Just a fact it with a nipple ring for why did you get it done? I don't know I just wanted to like tattoos and piercings and shit. I was young. I was surprised though. I kept From being fat my whole life also. I kept my tattoos always to arms For the most I never did ones that I would have to take my shirt off for people to see. Yeah, I wouldn't do a stomach tattoo No, but you had like here. I have my chest tattoo On my own. I got a one -mom mom died It's his on my own on my own. I know it's not ironic for a guy who owns a company and has a thousand friends and collaborates with people and everything he does He's on his own.

2:12:31Well, he says on this side, uh, co -tail rider You figured out early on though that the best way to not get pulled off a shit is to have your own network though Yeah, like kumia did that you guys did that yeah, yeah That's what it was funny is for we were going like For a few years it was almost seemed like pointless because patreon got so big Ben with censorship with YouTube and all these other platforms now There's never been a better time for it like we have an uncensored version of the show and add free version of the show We can say anything we want youtube hunts us every time we get close to that plaque We've had out for youtube channels taken down in the 90 and the 90 something thousands of subscribers because They just start reviewing it then they're like yeah, no way Yes, uh the con what gets pulled what's it about most of the time it's actually our fucking dumb producers leaving in like nudity and shit like that um YouTube relaxes moderation rules that allow more controversial content Oh, this is today Good to know.

2:13:25It's a little expression value may outweigh harm risk. That's great. I love that for youtube. Fuck yeah It is changing a little bit which is good. Yeah, well the original swings, right? But we open his podcast also studio day and I was like how is this? Cory's wow. He's so funny all the words all the words You're not allowed to say like so we bleep out like all the no -no words right? This includes discussions of elections ideologies movements race gender sexuality abortion immigration and censorship beautiful We're back Not remove anything considered to be in the public interest. Oh dude Abortion too, so we could do that abortion now in the air We've been putting that bit off for years They'll be a great bit early term Everything that you can discuss is in the public interest though.

2:14:11That's you know, I'm glad they changed it to that That's a great way of finding it like like jokes like specifically like I got I got my on Instagram right now They I can't go live or advertise an Instagram for a year Because I was talking about a bit that I did on my first special and dan sotas podcast Um about how I would get free cocaine in mexico I went up the beach and like I would get samples cocaine I saw the story about actually doing it and they flagged it and said we were promoting Like a dri - the sales of drugs and I'm fucking fucked for a year now. Jesus Christ. Yeah, it's like literally a joke I'm just you didn't put up the number of the deal with What's a dealer's number?

2:14:54No, no, but that's what I did I would go up and down the beach and I get a free sample of cocaine I go to the next guy get another free sample of cocaine Go to the next guy and I just do that all my until they caught on there with you were the leader of the cartel Yeah, they can get you for recode charges now Yeah, that was the Cabo Comedy Festival the shittiest comedy festival ever like a decade ago Cabo Comedy Festival then at the end of the night I fucked like a 70 -year -old woman Oh, she was gross We're still hotter than the girl we brought to the UFC in Philly. Yep. Why she No You hooked up with a couple of hilarious ones old ladies yeah, just like oh shit I think on ship rocks one year you hooked up with a fucking doozy.

2:15:31Oh, yeah, she had like a really thick smokers voice They come to my cabin You're a little bit locked in on a crew especially a heavy metal cruise. Oh, yeah, you know from the 90s There's no hot chicks on those cruises Yeah, we did a ship Dude, I was watching this documentary today on the black sea where all those cargo ships wind up sinking If you ever seen ships going across the black sea, it's apparently the most dangerous part of the ocean to cross For Lewis, where's the black sea? Because I see his eyes are crossing I think it's Across the top of the UK. I'm not exactly sure But I watch this documentary about watching these fucking cargo ships get nailed by these monster waves I'm like imagine being on a fucking cruise ship and some shit like that.

2:16:18Oh my god Terrible game wave goes sideways. So where's it? That's the black sea? So where's that at turkey? So you even have vines some videos of cargo ships getting fucked up on the black sea. It's crazy It's the ocean scary in general The ocean is I've been surfing before and I'm just I'm just not good at it like you feel the power of the fucking ocean It's well, how about just yeah, I've done those cruise ships enough to be like It's just if you go off that boat is good as dead. They won't stop look at this It's snatched a cargo ship and two The wave was so big it snapped this fucking ship in half Fuck that And this is nothing compared to some of the waves I've seen some of the waves are fucking bananas Apparently if you fall off a cruise ship, they they can't stop the ship.

2:17:03They can't look at this shit. Look at this shit This is Fuck that if you fall off a cruise ship, they can't turn around and get you Because more death by fire a year by sea. No, they have to like call the the Like the coast guard or whatever to come and find you, but your date they give you coordinates that mean nothing Yeah, they throw some fucking donuts out to you and you know, you know, that's it There's no to find the donuts in the ocean the oceans fucking flop. It's a part of us The worst part of that for for me is that if I fell off I'm holding on to a donut and hearing the sounds of Tesla slowly slink away Oh, they're doing acoustic signs Shit Take pictures you bitch Yeah, there's a there's a cargo ship that's on fire right now in the I forget which ocean but it's filled with EVs And apparently one of them caught fire in the middle of the ocean.

2:17:56That's why you can't put fucking electric cigarettes in your fucking suitcase Right Remember when those Samsung phones are lighting people's cars on fire Indian Coast Guard battles massive fire and container ship listed off Cruella. Oh, I don't think this is the one. It's an Indian another one Jamie that is uh That's uh UVs. It's all UV cars isn't there theoretically people with some of those cargo things cargo ship carrying UVs on fire Is not a EV sorry EVs not you what's that just the wire or is that how they get people over sometimes there's people sometimes No, yeah, oh yeah, that's real. Yeah, yeah, that's it.

2:18:31So that's Fill with electric cars. I wonder whose cars they are It just says EVs doesn't say if it was Tesla's it would say cargo ship filled with Teslas They would throw Elon on to the bus for sure Yeah, I'm not sold in the electric car. They're great when they work It's just like if you haven't plugged into your house. It's the shit We need to never go to the gas station You just plug it in when you go to sleep at night. It's easy. I think you need your car to be more reliable than your phone Well, they're really reliable the thing is about driving them like Teslas. They never fuck up. I've had three of them They've never had a problem really yeah nothing.

2:19:07I had one problem with like a windshield wiper motor was simple Do you get rid of them because it's just it's time to get a new one? I got a lease I get a new one. Yeah, okay, so it's not like yeah, you're not like shit this thing starting No, no, well, they make them better every three years. When do they peter out? What's the death of a question? You can get them you know that are many years old. It's just their batteries degrade slightly over time So like if it first comes from the factory with three hundred forty miles You know after like five six seven eight years It's probably got two hundred and eighty miles or something like that You know, that's all it's just efficiency kind of goes down But but for driving around town like if you're just taking into commute It's easy.

2:19:43You just plug it in when you go to bed at night. You don't ever have to go to the gas station again Silent they move faster than anything you've ever driven. I mean how how quickly do you get a return on investment? Because the amendment you say the gas has to be like I don't know about that I'm wondering about the milestones that some say I remember like when I was a kid And you remember this too like they would say oh like Honda's are the best because you can get two hundred some thousand Oh, yeah, three hundred thousand miles. I don't think that even exists anymore that a car is posted to I think what Toyota's You bought yeah, you buy it to come back as well the fuckers will last forever I got the reason I got the accurate was because last forever Yeah, my my buddy really Nick Rocheforch at it Nick Rocheforch great comic and he He was like dude trust me.

2:20:21He was like get an Acura. He was like it'll last 250 ,000 miles. I'll give it to my kid when he graduates high school like My friend Matt Farah had Alexis with a million miles on it. Yeah, that was the other option too He said get Alexis or an Acura those are the two that have the the greatest resell value and also just the shelf life of the car I've got a ram in a Jeep America America I mean I'm not like this when we and we laugh at Toyota Tacomas get that little stupid rice burner out of here I've had a couple those Lexus SUVs the five 70s Alex fucking great car great comfortable is shit big It's like it's so smooth.

2:20:56I'll tell you ever fucks up never they never have problems. Don't buy an Audi I'll tell you that much why I just totaled my Audi and it was wasn't the Audi's fault It was a fender bender It was literally a fender bender that fender was going to that fender was softened up All the other fender better. I was like I was like for sure. This is just an easy repair They came though. I get this is totaled each headlight is like five thousand dollars. It's insane. You're car worth the car was I bought it at 70 ,000 when it was new and then how long ago was this I had it for four years and then it depreciated The it depreciated in a value to like 25 ,000 dollars and the damage was like 22 ,000 dollars.

2:21:32Wow Yeah, well most of that was to take off the air brushing you put on the side you put a red dot mask That's fucked It was crazy. I was like I was so bummed you know It's a really great value if you want to get a car get like a Mercedes S class sure like five six years ago How does it make so amazing honey Mercedes S class you are here ordered for me. They're the old ones an old car Yeah, get them from you can get them from like 10 years ago and they're fucking awesome But they're super cheap, but they're so well engineered. They'll never break But for like less than like an accord a brand new accord you can get an S class from a while ago Yeah, well, I thought about that is it possible to get like an old is there such thing as a brand new old car old engine What do you mean like what so could you buy a brand new 2019 car like what do they do with that one?

2:22:222019's I even I'm talking about like can you get like a Seven Mustang and then somehow get a new that kind of motor and original like no computer None of that shit in it just like the one you could fix yourself you definitely can brand new Yeah, there's companies that'll do that for you for sure They'll make a car with a carburetor the whole deal Don't though most of them use the crate engine So that what they'll do is like to take an old car like a 68 Mustang And they put a coyote 5 .0 in it like a modern forward eight cylinder coyote engine in it Yeah, the new ones so it has like an ECU It has like what was like of this little motherboard Like a program at you know, I said electronic fuel injection I said a grand Cherokee that when I got out of the car sometimes To start it I did I learned I'd to get a hammer and hit a certain part of the engine and then it would start I think it was the starter possibly get the crank it and it did start And I just get a new starter right here with the hammer broke Yeah, this is way back way back into day two so I got the car I got the car from a it was one of those like The uh recall the auctions you know they've repot cars and she's like that.

2:23:32So it was a piece of shit But I would uh clank and get it to start there's just nothing when I when you open up You could have a car for a year at this point of brand new car to open it up and it looks brand new because it's not It's barely engine parts right it's mostly computers like a big plastic covering over a computer essentially Right, you can't take the work on it when you say when you bring it in and go hey, it's having a problem. They go Did the light go this happened me less the light went away So the lights not on anymore, but it was there they could plug it in and find that there was a light that came on At some point, but they can't do anything to it if it's not happened You know, I mean there's not a thing where it's like there's this clicking it's probably a belt those days are over I think oh really?

2:24:10I think so Hmm see they seem confused by You're going to bad mechanics maybe It's the dealership. Oh, okay So they probably have everything connected to a computer program and the computer program talks to the to the Computers in the car. I think it's what you have to do it every thing that's no more like a we knew our my mom Chuck and Larry and not a Chuck and Larry. That's the gay guys that got married Chuck and Owl were like my mom's to like Oh now I think about it too. She probably fuck Chuck or Owl my mom really both of them your mom My mom really threw the posts around the make sure we have what we need when we were younger Not gonna prostitutious your way good lady.

2:24:46Yeah, it was a good lady, but Chuck and Owl was always our car mechanics like for our car You know what? They came in being business anymore with cars now. Well, there's a lot of people that still have old cars They want to get them fixed up. There's a lot of people that really just like driving analog old cars You know, but not enough for the amount of like auto shops But don't you hate when it's like a really famous guy who was it who's the famous guy drives like an old pickup truck I want to say Christian bail You know like an old ford or yeah, it's a Toyota. Yeah, I think give me butter the athlete He's doing it to be like cool.

2:25:21It's like bro. You fucking you don't need to drive an old -ass truck I'd say post Malone should up to a shame show in a fucking muddy shitty big tires truck and I believe them. Yeah, that makes sense when you got out of it. I was like Yeah, this thing. He's also got a Lamborghini and a fucking probably got a whole, you know Oh, because he's hanging out with country friends or his black friends He's got one of those raptors with six wheels Yeah, yeah, that's his Christian bills same Toyota Tacomas is 2003. Yeah, it's Bunked me for some reason. They're bulletproof. Keeps clean thing. Yeah, it's clean.

2:25:52It's not raggedy But those things last forever man. They really last forever It's like if you wanted a car that's gonna last forever that you buy right now get a Toyota Tacoma. They're fucking bulletproof They're so good. Yeah, they just re -release one of these old -timey looking trucks and it's like it's like vintage look I think that's gonna be another thing that starts happening is like vintage looking cars that are ran now Toyota did I don't know if it's Toyota or another there's a it's a pickup truck that's coming out that looks like an old pickup truck But it's brand new. You'll get a jerk off though if you bought the novelty car of the time anyone is still rocking a fucking one of those like union jack Little like mini -coopers or something you That's crazy a fiat you're gonna asshole.

2:26:29Do you remember the PT cruiser in the early 2000s like 90s where they were like Hey, everyone likes that ZZ top car. Let's make a very cheap version of that My mind a dodge neon that was maybe the shittiest car that's ever been messed up. Oh, I did dodge neon You had to add to it at some point it was crazy 14 bucks dude It was those I think it was $10 ,000 a hundred dollars a month no money down like this was like the cheapest car ever It was such a piece of shit. I think two companies ended up making it. Oh really? I think it switched at one point from like dodge to something. Yeah, the dodge neon you go So weird the yeah you goes or a Dotson Was it was you go from Yugoslavia?

2:27:02Is that who made it? Is that why I was called the you go? How is that garbage little car? It's amazing how many cars I've been in that are now at the funk They don't even make me a mercury you say bulls and shit like that But I have no trust or belief in a brand new Like car that comes out. Well Saturn doesn't even Saturn doesn't exist anymore Saturn was like a brand that everybody had bet you 90s I trust Hyundai now do not trust Kia hasn't been long enough for some reason. I don't know why that one's Those Genesis. Yes, I see that's that's Hyundai that's Hyundai's Lexus version, you know They're high -end luxury version.

2:27:34It's fucking really oh because Lexus is Toyota Yugoslavia. Yeah, you goes Yugoslavia That was a car. Yeah, I knew that from delivering auto parts that car was like five Dollars Cost more for gas than the car. What did you take your driver's test in? Oh Man, I wish I could remember I think I took it in my mom's barracuda my mom had a 1970 barracuda when I was in case I think homes. Oh fun. I'm gonna stick shift chavette My mom's white stick shift. Yeah, I learned how to drive that's good though to learn how to drive and do a driver's test on a stick Like you really know how to drive your kids It is one it is one of those feelings.

2:28:07Oh, where you're like Even my daughter. I'm like it's a good skill to have driving stick and then she'll never be in a world where it will ever Be necessary. It was fun though. I had an Audi Fox. That was my first stick shift car I never had all my muscle cars when I was a kid. We're all automatics, but I had an Audi Fox It was this cool little fucking front wheel drive at shitty 1973 car It was great though like little four cylinders like the first car that I had that was little picking like move around Like this things fun and like learn how to shift Everything today is just you you're barely connected to what you're driving you feel like the shifting is all the steering is electric Everything smooth That's it felt the cars Yeah, that's gone that's well.

2:28:53That's why people like to drive old cars still like to feel them, you know Yeah, I would if I had the money I would get like something That's why I said I expect that people do a new engine in a car. Yeah, so many cars I missed you could get a car with a nice engine No Brand new cars you're not gonna For one to lease you're not going to fix yourself. You're not gonna fix yourself never right so then Find a mechanic You know that you trust find you know ask around get a relationship with this mechanic and get a fucking cool Well, you're mom did that. Not that way. Well if I could Do you have a car Lewis to you what's like usually something to dream for maybe dream the dream changes When I was a Jack Jaguar the one with the actual the head the hood ornament was a Jaguar sure I looked it up a couple years ago I wanted to get like a second old -school Jaguar S .J.

2:29:466 or something or whatever it was early 90s. Yeah early 90s They were the coolest cars ever I looked it up recently and I found one for like nine grand like just it looked great And then I was gonna buy it and then a friend of mine was like dude You literally to get anything fixed on that car is great like you'll never find the parts like it's just you're just That is the tough one. I was young the one that like the cool kids had that you're like damn. I wish I had that was that boxy looking Mustang 5 .0. Oh, that was the one out of the vanilla ice one the convertible yet. That's the exact one Five point oh rims on it and the convertible and though that one just that was the one But when I was talking about it changing when I was a little kid.

2:30:26This was one of the most hurtful fat comments ever in my life When I was like Shhh dude when I get old I want to get a Mazda meada and they gots gonna be a fucking roller skate on your fat body I was like okay Well, I guess I'll get past the meada and now sometimes you see one on the road still and I still go Damn it's pretty cool look at that you ever seen those meadas that they do conversions with they put a V8 in them Yeah, there was a company called flying meada and they sold it to another company That's in Florida that does it now. I don't know what the name of it is but they take a Regular meada and they stuff a big fucking aluminum GM Crate engine in it and it's got like 500 horsepower some madness and this tiny little Way's nothing just lifts off the ground, but apparently they are a riot to drive They're like the most fun cars to drive because they're super light with crazy power and these new engines are not that heavy So it doesn't fuck with the balance that much.

2:31:19It's like slightly heavier than the stock engine But insane amounts of power and it sounds insane when we were down at a Nashville comedy festival. There's a guy who used to work at the club who pulled up in a like gold and blue Um Lamborghini Lamborghini And it was it was just like the colors were crazy and it had some writing on it And we were so curious about it. He won it in a sweepstakes. He actually won a Lamborghini in a sweepstakes These are those cars like give me some volumes so we can hear this thing the meada. Yeah, these are the flying meadas Okay, that's not a meada. I mean It's just the front.

2:32:01This is the meada That sounds crazy um, but there's a new company that does it now. It's not them and there's some better videos Will they show like what the driving I think can't well yeah I think it was hugging the corners Magic Cat Williams like enters f1 Interracers. Oh, you never thought I could do it F1's really like right in the streets of a town Yeah, in Monaco they drive through the streets. They're doing Vegas too. They did in Canada. Oh, did they were in Montreal? I think when you're the festival was there. That was like they were preparing for f1 It's wild. They do it out here, but they do it at the circuit of the Americas.

2:32:39That's what that Neon sign up there is really on neon diet, I think did die I think it died But um that fucking race track out here. Koda. It's awesome. Watch it for me. One there's you can't imagine how fast they're going Oh, is that the place? Is that the plan thing I think I did one of those rock fests Their backstage or oddball tore me is that the one has the overlook Thing behind it. Yes, we have one track. Yes, that's one of the It's about getting over a fear in one day Well, I've never felt so it's got it's got a Overlooking you take it's one floor elevator. It goes right up to the top of that Half of its concrete half of its glass very thick glass But I've never had this happen before when I got up there the first time I was gun hoe to walk out over that glass and go when I got to the glass part glasses the floor.

2:33:31Yeah Well, it was concrete when I got to the glass part my I almost fell forward because my legs stopped Like my leg stop moving like they make my body shut down Be like no, no, no, we're not ready for the end of the firefighter fights. Yeah, you should be behind the air if there it is You that's fucking by the way they didn't have I don't think those red things were there when I was there Did I take the on top of the this the needle and um the stratosphere and Vegas the strat? Oh, yeah They have like a roller coaster at the top and then they also have like you know the ride that goes straight up And then just drops.

2:34:04Yeah, I went on it with my son my son has no respect for me anymore for this dude Because I was sitting in the chair literally just Like they didn't even start they they they pull you up for like maybe five feet first And I thought where I was at the top. I was screaming like a woman Everybody was cackling at me my son was making fun of me And they didn't even go and then when they finally went up it was I mean I'm so deathly afraid of heights even if I'm strapped in oh my god, dude I could do it. It should be I'm afraid of fall If you're not you're a freak This fucking those freak climber dudes.

2:34:37They're just freaks. Oh the guys are like like joke like joke I'm building the building have a thing there are other climbs like mount capitan with fucking just chalk Have a thing they're out did that in New York you can do you can go To the top of some building and they have a thing where it's like they have yours you're like connected to a line But do you remember the deep shower show so you could take a picture Something in New York where you're like feet are on the building and you're hanging off it Like over New York City. Yeah, fuck. Oh crazy. It's just like that I'm not like just for a thrill.

2:35:08I would maybe could have gotten talking to skydiving young not a chance I've had some people try to talk me into it as an adult and I'm like jumping fuck you my daughters got to tell the story my daughter gonna tell the story of her dad dying in a fucking Wing suit or something you could jerk off Brian red bands dad was working this place one of the people He's working with this guy diver and always trying to get him to go come on come with us one day Goes to work. They're not there. What happened? No This didn't open didn't open that was a there was a great happens There was a thing called McCloskey on Netflix years ago.

2:35:45Was it a documentary? It was in fact a documentary about a About a snowboarder guy. He was like an extreme sports guy and he died because he jumped he like parrots. He like based jumped into in a National Park and when he landed he was being chased by the rangers and the cops To arrest him and he went in the water with his parachute and everything got caught up and died I get drowned in the water. I believe Then they did a thing on the news. They did a they were doing like a base jumping You know for this guy like in mortal of him like it was a demonstration It was like it shouldn't be illegal So what they were doing was people were jumping Parachuting down and when they landed it was almost like organized the cops within a rest them They were all getting arrested for doing it, but that was their protest that we're all gonna do it You're gonna have to arrest us all and then while they're doing all that just in the background you just Just like way in the back.

2:36:39Oh god It's like yes, this is why this is stupid. Yeah, fuck all that I've never had any of that adventurous shit in me. I've got skiing which I feel like as a adventurous enough for me Killed a Kennedy and sunny bono. Yeah, but it's actually really dangerous dude skiing is like oh, yeah fucking wildly dangerous Just sometimes I was I was in um park city and You're just going down these a really long trail like 20 minutes like just you're just going and going and going But there's times where like I'm going to the edge and all it takes is like so little less control And you just fly off the edge of a thing and you're done.

2:37:13Oh, yeah How do cars not go off like up in the canyons in a ballet every year like tons of them? They do they do constantly This is not how Tiger Woods crashed He went off one of those cliffs. Isn't that what happened Jamie? No, not quite. I thought he's hit a tree Um, there was one guy who was tweeting who was like a famous plastic surgeon He was like tweeting and they they discovered that he was tweeting at the very same area where he fell off the fucking cliff So he was just like texting while he was driving and not paying attention to him off the side I'm that's the most two and ten moment in my life and I'm going over those like through the Hollywood Hills Yeah, I mean, I really it's crazy you get that you're able to drive that close to like certain death.

2:37:52Yeah Oh, well, how about the fucking drive up to San Francisco if you take the coast Oh This times where the left side of you is just cliff. Yeah, the thousand famous places like in the world like in just other countries where I mean, I've been to a few countries where You're driving. There's no rail your tires are just like along the edge like almost hanging off. It's fucking terrifying Yeah, fucking dumb other countries Oh, man, the swine jow on countries where the only way to get is he's fucking rose to the mountains is sometimes his boulders that fell in the way and you get a Move the fucking landslide and hope it doesn't hit you while you're driving Amazing all the years of driving for comedy and how long I've driven never seen a falling rock once I want since this falling rock never seen falling rock anytime ever.

2:38:39I've only seen it on the rear crazy You never had one deer. I was in a tour bus to hit a deer once That was pretty nice. I hit a rabbit recently Oh, yeah, I tried though. Oh did you know? I didn't know with your foot when you killed them both. No, I did that actually happened to me recently I was moving my lawn furniture because my fucking Mexican fucking lawn care people never move the furniture back towards supposed to be and I'm moving it back And I felt my foot go into the ground and I heard And these baby bunnies jumped out of a bunny's nest which apparently they're underground. I had no idea and Yeah, they fucking so Lewis reported those guys the ice Shit, what a piece of shit dude come on.

2:39:18They're just here trying to live the American dream dude Yeah, the one jumped in my pool and went belly up and I thought it was dead I scooped out with the skewer third in the garbage my girlfriend was like, you sure it's dead I was like I'm positive is dead. It was did you try feeding a carrots? No, she really did bring carrots out to these little broken bunnies. I was like they don't want your carrots like these Did they live stop trying to what they did actually? I thought they were gonna die for sure because I quite call it was that it was on Memorial day because and I called like Like a rescue an animal rescue place and they were like workloads today called the cops will come and get him Uthinized and we're like no, I'd rather them Dio slow death in my backyard and eventually they just started hopping around the one guy You know, we call him limpy and he was just fucking pushing himself with one leg and you should have glued there You should have glued their hands to their genitals and then hung them from something big Oh another auto -orotic speciation going wrong Great the guy from in excess David Carrity and now these rabbits So either lived or a hawk came and got him eventually, but do you think that some of those auto -exphyxiation guys were murdered And they were set up to be humiliated and looked that way No, I think yeah, do you see now that now they try to take the jerking off part away from all those stories now really?

2:40:28Yeah, they don't win. How many stories are you reading that are auto -orotic speciation done? But he's watch a whole documentary on it. No, I'm gonna have my own documentary sound garden jerked off to death Lincoln Park jerked off to anyone who hangs themselves leaving Chris Cornell. Yes Well, I don't think he was jerking off to death wasn't he this is a theory that he thinks everyone It's a strong theory. Did you make it yourself? Yes They who's not here is no evidence you don't hang yourself from a fucking door knob that low when you're not trying to they flash knock out While they're doing it and then they just die because they're being choked They pass out That's it.

2:41:06Yes, 100 % you heard of your first and Lincoln Park Williams Rubble Williams they said put a note, but again, I think now the Since Michael Hutchins from in excess famously did that in David Caratine that was news That may news they were they die from that how good could it possibly feel We have a chapter in sex. I've had people call in to get choked out like why you're nothing I've heard people call in and tell people say it mimics a lot of times a former addicts do it because it mimics like the feeling of like the high of like heroin What they said is but that's just people who called in To say that who knows but Because Michael Hutchinson and David Kett it's like the furt when you think of their name before you think of even in excess or Any of the songs you're like oh yeah, he died jerking off David Caratine all those movies died jerking off So now they'd rather have you think they were just depressed and going through it than saying that because that's all you're gonna be known for now Right Probably see the theory it's not a bad theory if the family can hide that information Like it's important that he was jerking off he killed himself The world doesn't need to know he's jerking off while I killed him Well, you'd rather feel that it was on purpose because he was desperate and sad Right then he was such a weirdo that he had to jerk off and hang himself from a fucking door knob I heard there's a conspiracy involved in the David Caratine one.

2:42:24I think David Caratine had run a foul with some shady characters Yeah, five and I'm stood I think it was in Thailand wasn't in Thailand or something like that where he won. He's actually Kung Fu. Is it uh? Is there a conspiracy theory attached that we should call Sam triply you roam the earth bringing HP V to foreign He was Kung Fu when I was a kid when I was a little kid he was the guy that was doing our change on TV Yeah, I chain can Everybody call everybody grasshopper back then. Yeah, but getting choked while you have sex rules All right, bring it back up. I'm really about it. He's hanging on it.

2:42:59I did it right I'll check it out while you were wearing fish net stockings and a dark wig when his body was found hanging in a Bangkok hotel room grainy images printed in the tabloid tie rath reportedly show Kung Fu actor suspended from a clothing bar in a closet red woman's Lodge Roy appears to be in the bed adjacent to the body. Oh, this is somebody who hated him Yeah, that might be right He Okay found with his hands bound above his head and a rope around his neck wrist and generals. How would one do that to themselves? Soared details of kill Bill star sexual life began to surface as the photos Generated more questions about the actress mysterious doubt that seems like you couldn't do that yourself unless you're really really ingenious How do you how do you bound?

2:43:42It says hands bound above his head How do you do that and a rope around your neck wrist and genitals? You need a really cool friend. How are you doing that one inch punch? I'm one inch Are you are you pulling it tight with your hands? What okay? Yeah, what's fuck that? It started to get carried away. You're like real gross Yeah, there's a lot of accusations involving He's giving his weirder the old five finger death punch But I mean if what are the like standards of like in Thailand if they find you hanging wearing women's lingerie Did they really want to investigate? They probably like get a lot of I don't want to touch that.

2:44:20It's a yeah They're probably like how is he even how's it auto -ronic? If his hands are tied up too above his head? That's the weirder thing I never saw it and saw it before this hands were of his head. That sounds like you know, somebody walked away Well, it's one of those in might have got carried away and somebody just left because they're like look right He's like maybe a lady was giving him head and then he came and then blacked out and she couldn't get him off the ropes Yeah split just fucking booted out of there not like like in parking sound garden We're just jerking to each other's music.

2:44:48I don't I think some of them are just depressed dude. Bourdain was just depressed But who hangs there's so many people hang them faster ways to take care of this They don't have anything around them other than a rope and then it's an impulsive decision. It's also like a romantic way to kill yourself It's like who's got rope? You don't need to open my garage you need cord. How about the guy that your gizzock from all your auto -erotic Dispissation the guy that was connected to the Clintons that hung himself for the electrical cord and shot himself with the chest with shotgun 40 yards away looks a little sus as the kids like Where yourself Joe?

2:45:26How would you kill yourself? You had to Well gun is definitely the best way right is quick Hey, what if you shoot like your front low -off and you don't do that Yeah, put it in your mouth like a real man. That was the fucking Richard Jenner Richard Jenner choke yourself He missed yeah, he missed and died later. Yeah, he died in the hospital That'd be my biggest fear is like shooting like Just angling it wrong and then just I saw a video of a guy who did that with a shotgun He just took off the front of his face and was blind. Oh lived. Yeah, life is now worse Richard Jenny takes his life Dave Kuiai never even tried to take his off Rich Jenner was funny very funny back in the day He was a fucking man He was depressed that he never wound up being a movie star.

2:46:08I wanted to be like you wanted to be the next Jim Carrey, you know He did they got close with the mask and they said just made it more bummed Yeah It's crazy because he's like to us all the comics back then he was the guy, you know Well, he was on all those shows. Did were you doing comedy at the time? Did you do you have performances on like a list and Stand -up spotlight or VH1 I did a bunch of those yeah, I did a bunch of those carolines comedy hours biggie That I did um MTV half hour comedy hour. That was Paulie right no that was Paulie was totally Paulie MTV half hour comedy hour was another show they would do you know do like 10 minutes or something Forget what the time was VH1 did one of those with Rosie O'Donnell kind of Yep, yeah, yeah, those seem like it was a pretty fun time in comedy comedy was pretty polluted with like a lot of same old same old Yeah, at the time, but I mean like what a time to kind of like That's why I was funny when I was opening for David tell those years he couldn't Get a grasp on like the change that I was experiencing that he because he was kind of like After three years like you want to go with me to this club again, and I'd go absolutely And he go aren't you headlining this place yet?

2:47:17It's like it doesn't work like that anymore Because he's from a time when they say if you got an hour of comedy together then you tool Let's what they say well, David was a way ahead of his time you tore that hour of comedy goes You can't just do that like you'd be placed to book you well Dave before I mean back when I started this 21 years ago like people would just have their act Do you remember sign fell to documentary where he was like he's like I'm gonna get rid of my act after 20 years and have a new hour It's like that's what everyone does now the standard of comedy has changed so much.

2:47:42Yeah, if like a tell was always like that He would turn over. He was very prolific No, no for sure. I'm saying he didn't get that like the change that now you have to be able to sell tickets Right to get book places first. It wasn't just like well. You're one of the comics who has an hour in the country Yeah, there was a time when it was that it was like these guys just I think it was like the two coasts really was all of it You know, I mean then on the internet I think really opened it up to the rest of the country and it's like saturation Yeah, you used to be able to go to clubs and build a market So you just keep returning you turn like once a year and after a few years people come to see you like oh big J's coming He's really funny.

2:48:16It's our last time San Fran punchline Stress factory or maybe two of the only clubs that really I know there's more oh the the Providence comedy connection Let me go there and have enjoyed watching it be like you know giving me a couple hundred dollars for a weekend Change over the entire scene. I open for you made six hundred dollars for the weekend as the headliner Yeah, they give you a chance and if you're good and they know you're good and they give you a chance The people trust them because they got a long history of booking good comedy. It's like who's this guy? Is he good? Oh, let's take a chance right but there but places got afraid.

2:48:46I remember that that hurts so much I open for Steve O When he first started doing comedy Stand by before me and I'd done DC and probably the tell and stuff before I did that weekend I hate when you go hat and hand To places and you get bad news. I remember going to the booker there Who's like someone who's like so friendly to me now and she's great, you know, but like There was so hard. I go hey Just now I love to come back and headline. Are you like in an off weekend? One is people don't want to do fourth of July thanks giving whatever and she goes yeah I'd love to but you don't sell any tickets So it's all about selling tickets and she's gonna lay it out like that and I just thought I was like well How do you I didn't know how to start making that happen?

2:49:22It's pretty when we started like Legion of Skanks and stuff Yeah, podcasting sort of created an opportunity for comics to the best. Yeah, the best audience People they know us they feel like they're really like sitting here with us Well, they really are right and we talk like this if we were in the green room The difference in podcasts and everything else is we're really talking just the way we talk. Yeah, you know Everyone also gets mad to it like What the thing is besides stand up that makes it happen whether it's podcasts? Yes, internet videos Yes, I've learned also to stop having that because people get a lot too much wrapped in that like there's a social media comic Or there's a whatever goes Buddy, I don't know my ex -wife does comedy and people ask me like are you mad that she does comedy like I can't judge Why anybody gets involved in it?

2:50:04I get involved like if somebody suggested it to me. It's crazy to even want to to care Like who gives a fuck why'd you get it because oh cuz I was having funny tweets So I figured I'd give it a shot like okay, that seems like a good enough reason as anybody else starts The first decade you don't even there's no path like what is the path to like even making money You're just doing it blindly going like I hope something happens eventually People get mad because I think there is a path now to making money very quick and people are doing it And so it's that right it's the Howard Stern used to shan't on it was that our famous thing with him and Ari She's on the idea of podcasts But when people were shitty about that I always understood his anger at least I don't agree with it But I understand when he did the Well his anger made sense because he was already super famous.

2:50:45No, but his argument was saying I had to do AM shift Yeah, two AM the six AM In this shitty town I had to do this and I played music until they realized it would be better to let me talk Ten years late, you know, and he went through all that it's just like Well, you could flip on a switch and if you have an audience already or connected to somebody who has no audience like You're doing it already like you're just doing it now Well also the differences we all hang out with each other and do each other's podcasts Whereas those radio guys all fucking hated each other right like Howard Stern They'll be down.

2:51:14Yeah, they would talk shit about each other all the time. I'll be able to use the have uh, what was it uh Jacktober Where they would just find shitty radio shows? Yeah, they would have their fans tortured them for an entire month. Oh so funny. Oh fucking brutal and the other road Yeah, cut it was hard to be right because it like you could only be the one big radio guy in Philly Yeah, and if Stern was coming into Philly and if they're gonna open up like a syndication thing He was gonna talk crazy shit on the big guy in Philly whoever it was or whatever city it was I do feel as interesting watching and I wonder if it happens with every generation the comedy dollar get stretched though Because it is kind of funny not that it necessarily hurt I think the Now with like having these kind of sham I'm opening for shame of some of these arenas and stuff it's amazing He's getting like 18 20 some thousand people into these places and doing it Um one that's very difficult to like think of new jokes when you're doing comedy like that all the time But we do clubs for sure No, I do have to know what I mean you have to like a shame will do clubs.

2:52:11Oh no for sure Of course. I'm just saying like a ticket to see someone in arena is before they be able to see every when they loved was coming through the improv or whatever And then a couple were doing theaters right like now it's like it's a fucking night out at like a sporting event to go see comedy where it's like They might not have the money next week to go see Me or Lewis at a club. I think it has changed. It's interesting in that way Well, there's some people that just don't want to spend that kind of money go to arena anyway And they'd rather go see someone in a club. Sure because it's a better experience.

2:52:38It's like comedy is supposed to be the best experience Though in a arena is in the round in the round is like a giant club because the people on this side are watching the people on that side laugh And you're all laughing at each other. It's very intimate weirdly even though there's like The comedy the only comedy I don't love at all of the three things clubs theaters is theaters theaters is impersonal from the crowd enough And also personal enough that they you could still do bad if they could turn on you a theater Possibly if you're not the person they're there to see or even if you know, I mean There's like a Nick Swartz and thing that where he they turned on him while he was lit unaddable.

2:53:15Yeah No, I'm just being they weren't with him no matter what like they did turn on him Something about the arena and again change doing an hour these things which is impressive as hell for the 20 minutes I have to do it's like how could this go bad? Like it's just if if Anyone's laughing in there. It sounds like a million. Well Shane had a guy open for him. I don't want to trash the guy I heard it was a sound issue though, but he just like Did he just started getting booed? Getting booed out of an arena is crazy crazy. I mean you have to feel like It has to feel like and like being like you're getting the same reaction like that the visiting team gets when they go to that arena I have to know it happened to a comic kill Tony arena shows to happen.

2:53:57It's somebody else some of you do two jokes in a row that bomb Yeah, then the crowd's like fuck this guy and then it's almost fun I think it's because people are in that environment. They think it's fun to do it I don't see a jersey when ti got booed something when he was doing comedy like at a big arena. Oh, yeah Well, it wasn't you know, didn't have it tight No, he shouldn't do that. He can't just jump into you know, but it's a but you can just lose him Like Damien lemon very, very funny comic He did like the hot 97 Summer jam comedy thing and like they turned on him hard when it turns it's famous one of all Bill bur on the traveling virus to her opian Anthony back in the day and Philly They had turned on Dom I rarer.

2:54:34Yeah, and then he came out and said everybody. Yeah, he said fuck this crowd He spent 15 minutes just shitting. It's one of the most beautiful legendary legendary moments in comedy I'm from Philly and it's one of my favorite lines. They're about Philly that is indicative of that town that I love He says Joe Frazier's from here Who beat Mike tight or beat uh Muhammad Ali No No statues to him and nothing and you have a statue of an a fictitious Italian heavyweight You piece of shit through batteries that Santa Claus fuck this town That's a classic. That's great. He kept rattle off seven more minutes.

2:55:07Yeah, like I know that's funny He had to quit that tour because everywhere he went then they would start booing him because they'd like do Cleveland now Yeah, yeah, that was like a that was like this before viral videos were happening like that right? It was such shitty grainy footage But that's when I I mean maybe my first year in comedy that happened a couple years in and you just seeing that and it's like It's such a comics moment where you're like yes Just fucking well, it's a big pain. It's a big moment to have in comedy I said a few of them when you when silence doesn't scare you anymore Or just the mo just I could talk into a microphone especially for 15 minutes Under any circumstance, you know, I mean like it'll suck If it's a terrible you got there already booing go out in the very beginning.

2:55:47There's no one there, but like I'm not afraid of the moment It's a big thing to get over and that's what you know being scared for the moment When you're headlining your show overseas the first time I was like do they even understand English here in England? The first five minutes if you're doing a headlining set that's not going well. You're like oh fuck. It's gonna be another hour God damn it. Are you a long time guy or do you try to do like like when you headlined something? I do an hour an hour. Yeah, especially if I'm on the road. Yeah, always. I don't really have an hour right now So I'm like putting it together.

2:56:19I think last night I did 50 minutes You know and like some of it I keep forgetting my new stuff You know, it's a lot of new stuff because it's all since August You know and I took a couple months off where I wasn't doing stand -up at all I was like let me just refresh my brain and then I hopped on started doing other people shows Then I had some old bits that I'd never put on the special and I started bringing them back and piecing it together, but it's like you got to have a real set before you take that bitch on the road You can't think you could have like a club 45 minutes and go doing arena like if you're gonna do it for arena for sure You gotta have a real set.

2:56:53That's how that worked out in the clubs on the road. Have to take early I mean like but I Burst had that back to the day for a special really burst head that back in the day We were just talking about someone's passion. It's like he didn't do the clubs He's like he's right like this person like some persons They start doing theaters big theaters and they do real well And they just keep doing that only same opening act every time crime wants to see them and he develop like a it's like a soft act Yeah, yeah, yeah, not good unique clubs Yeah, but Austin's great for that as well. So you would you did down here is you You've got a you've cultivated like Comedy fans that want to see edge your shit.

2:57:31They want to hear fucked -up jokes New York in LA. They don't really like you're just going on a random pop -in set at the stand or the seller or the comedy Soren to some random show and they don't know who you are. He's not doing fucked -up shit. They get very tight Very tight like down here like you go in the main room of the mother ship or at the creek I mean these they're comedy fans are like legit. It's become like a comedy destination kind of how like you know People go to New Orleans for jazz. Well this town doesn't seem to feel like it has the same Responsibility to like correct bad behavior on states in New York has in LA has sometimes like though They want to let you know that you're out of line.

2:58:07They don't want you talking about a certain subject It's like did you think there was gonna be when you open the club? Did you like foresee the dissension stuff that happens Just within the scene the people that don't work there pitching about this for this reason and people who it's a walled garden And everyone goes they got in there because of this and I'm not in there because of this It's a they have a walled garden perspective see a bunch of people having a good time and you're not involved to fuck those people It's normal. It's a natural reaction. Yeah, that people have to like this intimate community of people that are all friends that are having a great time It's normal to hate it.

2:58:39Yeah, but it's not all wild comedy There's a lot of like really clean comics to come here that kill like Vetsie on his fucking pretty clean He's hilarious. He's hilarious. He's a nice guy. So yeah and murders at the club. He's a beast It doesn't matter. It's just funny. It's just whatever kind of funny you're into it. It holds when comes and destroys Yes, I'm saying I'm not even saying the bookings like one dimension only where I'm just saying that you can Did you even foresee their be comics that we're gonna be eventually like club sucks? Oh, he was I don't hear about them You stay away. I guess doesn't make its way to you.

2:59:14They wouldn't You're gonna have people that complained about anything that they're not involved in sure they're gonna Decide it sucks like how could it suck if you got two days of open mics? How could it suck if the comics get paid more than anywhere else? How could it suck if it's entirely set up for comedy? How could it suck if it's super supportive of the comedians? It's a path. What is the path for the young comic in? There's a real there's a real talent coordinator, you know, Adam Eek. It's a real talent coordinator She sits there and he watches your set. He gives you advice. He'll have you come back and do it again He'll give you spots on certain shows.

2:59:44They start developing comedians And it's like anything else like you know this business is about Being likable and getting people to want to watch you succeed. Yeah, where it's like you'll get your opportunity if you fucking if all the other Comics are like, you know this guy's funny. You should take a look at him. I see that happened directly Can you get the later again? Yeah, well, we have it set up for development Like the whole idea is like you want to develop new talent there and kill Tony's the best vehicle for that ever You know if you have a banger minute on kill Tony you could become a fucking star And if you could reproduce that every week 59 times Kind of crazy that some of them have to do that, you know, that mean it's it's an incredible writing exercise It's kind of crazy.

3:00:27I the advice that I've given a young comic, you know 15 years ago I was a young comic the time to but it's like I would be like do not be on camera for the first Decade that you do comedy develop an act first but now a lot of these guys just they have the opportunity It's like you can't be detrimental if you really eat shit on it and you're like a three -year comic I don't think people remember people bombing on kill Tony where it'll be detrimental to your career. It could be But you know it's not so bad you bounce back and have a great set the next time and the people love you I've seen that happen too Look, it's do you taking a risk when you do it in a new minute every week?

3:00:58It's a real possibility might have a dud. Yeah, you know, especially if you're new to the game You've only been doing it four years. You got some talent, but you know I genuinely don't know it's an interesting Thing why I did do it Essentially at Madison Square Garden. Yeah, yeah guys were there Yeah, they're trying to whittle down in your head like what the fuck is it? Yeah, but they were all pumped to see you so it was easier. No, of course It's that's an arena atmosphere to it. It's like it's our game to lose The goal. I think it was like the best arena kill Tony show like it was like it was really cool I went both nights and Whatever was like they were just the crowds were so lit on watching those shows like nobody got boot There was no problems like super supportive super supportive well some people got boot This is people that bombed do that.

3:01:43Yeah, the wine I think what someone went right before me. Yeah, I'm gonna be a Reformed it's look it's fucking hard to do man, and it's fun to watch someone just go out there and fail sometimes It's just it's what makes the people that makes the people that succeed look better when I do kill Tony as a Panelist I love watching somebody bomb. It's my favorite thing because then you yeah just trash him You get to fucking make fun of them that was I thought that's what when we started doing the show I I've been on I've been a panelist on kill Tony I think I might have the number one amount of times like 25 times.

3:02:14They've been a panelist and When we started doing it like back in the day in the comedy store in the belly room The most fun we would have is when somebody just had a hot one and then we were just fucking trash him It became way more supportive now like the whole show format is like really like Tony trying to put guys over But back in the day we were just mean it was just like a mean evil fucking thing it was so fun Yeah, it evolved those belly room days were wild Yeah, you know like half the crowd would be like comics. Yeah, there was no one there. It was fun They but he kept doing it. I mean he fucking did it over and over and over again till he honed that motherfucker down like a samurai So yeah, now I'm super impressed with it like you know Tony's Tony's the man, but that show itself is like I think it's Inspirational for like story wars.

3:02:58You know very different shows the idea of like the live the format and like yeah, yeah, that's You know skanks has always been a live show, but the development of story wars been very like what's also easier when you have a format Like we literally just set the table and then play and it's like we don't have to really do much We're gonna podcast like this or like skanks you have to actually kind of like Be a little bit more present and like just sort of like you're trying to connect with the comics in a different way when we are We do it's like a game show that we created and just super formatted So it's just kind of easy to just plug and play funny.

3:03:31Yeah, well you guys by doing legion of skanks Just by the name itself it like opened up the door to wild comedy because it's like you know We're getting into it's called the shows called Legion of things. This was a brilliant idea that Jay had like our Secondary tagline is the most offensive podcast on earth and it's not there's more offensive podcasts, but It let's be there's I think this is the reason we've never gotten in trouble Yeah, because you know exactly what you're gonna get right? It's great like for anybody to come Why would you watch this if you do don't want to watch the most offensive podcast?

3:04:00Yeah, it's all you're gonna complain about you look like an idiot if you start complaining about it Exactly who Adam Crawl had a great analogy about it when he did our show he said Here like this what you guys get away with it He's like like when Snoop Dogg goes to the Grammys Snoop Dogg goes backstage and he lights a blunt and nobody's like you can't Smoke back here. It's like you can invite it Snoop Dogg. You know what the fuck you're gonna get right and it's the same thing with us I think people know what they're gonna get with us We sort of just you know play and have fun and do our thing Well, you give an avenue for comedians.

3:04:30That's like, you know We're people know what they're gonna get and obviously people flock to it. I mean skankfest sells out immediately Yeah, so because you love the vibe. It's fun. It's just fun We're not here to take ourselves seriously. Also broadcasting has done something for comedy. It's pretty amazing That I think broadcasters like the Howard's turns they had that all the time. It's very interesting when you meet the people They know you inside now they know the time you told a story about the thing you fear the most and they know whatever And I'd get used to stuff like that where they'd be like hey, your daughter picking a college and you go fuck you I'm like oh, I guess I talked about that on the radio this week.

3:05:04Yeah, so it's interesting. It's weird You can forget that there's an audience out there sometimes. Yeah, yeah, you know, you forget sometimes the things you say have weight to them You know, no, absolutely we found out the hard way when we started out who knew what this is gonna have when we started Legion So we started Legion of skanks pretty early podcast times Not thinking about it 14 years ago. Don't you think even now sometimes you say things like No, no I don't unless it's about a purse like sometimes it's about people We learned we learned to stop making fun of our children on the internet because they have families well We do sometimes but I've had to apologize to multiple families of mentally handicapped people because we've done bits on the show and I mean we got into where they they would come to me and be like like what is wrong with you?

3:05:51This like a child that has like Down syndrome. We're like we had no idea that they didn't they get on the phone Lewis and they're like I didn't mind with funny The problem is didn't it happen didn't someone They're getting well now the Twice now that happened and both times ended becoming very friendly with the family they came out to see me at shows They brought the kid now as your burden because That's a problem is like you're saying things with your friends like you would normally say yeah But then you don't really wrong back then calls a corner talk just corner talk with the guy There's a real person on the end of the story sometimes and that's the thing the only thing that changes I said the beginning we would just say whatever there be a silly story and now I'm going like well All right, is this person gonna hear this and it's just a normal person who's like their parents are raising a special needs kid It's a tough enough life as it is buddy.

3:06:34I felt terrible last time I came in here when you talked about I was like, hey, you know, is that video going right that girl freaking out and I was just going like yes Just like she wasn't ready for this moment, but I went there didn't say the name on purpose and there's so many videos on the internet They're like Jay takes a shit on this girl. Oh, it's not what I did Well, yeah, sometimes you say things because you're just talking and they realize like how the other person's gonna hear that I did that recently and I liked to apologize to this guy this guy named Flint Dibble who's an archaeologist and I said He attacks other archaeologists like Graham Hancock and he says some terrible things But what I did was very counterproductive what I said was like these weak bitchy men and I named him I like and then he tweeted about it.

3:07:16He said I have stage 4 cancer and I'm like fucking forgot it cancer I didn't mean him physically. I meant his behavior, but it made me feel bad. So I Guys got a bitch body. It's but then I want to tell him I was wrong It would what I said I shouldn't have said I Sometimes I say things and I just think I'm talking with friends And I realize it's gonna hurt someone's feelings on the other and it's kind of productive like I'm doing the exact thing I'm accusing him with doing he's attacking other people I'm attacking him stupid and we can be funny with anything You don't need to like but I wasn't even being funny I was talking to an archaeologist.

3:07:47I just get me I got angry at this process that sometimes like Establish archaeologists are attacking these people of legitimate ideas, but I shouldn't have done it that way and You just like Archaeology to one passion. No, it's like I You know I talk about a lot of different things, but I talk too often like I normally talk like sometimes when you talk about like a Serious thing like you probably shouldn't insult people Just it comes normal like fuck that idiot. You know, you like it comes out sure and you go Yeah, shouldn't of you know, we do it all the time you get loose you get a little too Comfortable talk I tell you also that's the smart move.

3:08:27I said the Howard's turn did years ago that I'm trying to get Better at and do when you think something's ridiculous Praise it and then use it and you could show everybody without having to make fun of it Them you know, I mean oh right right right make fun of themselves That was a cool way to do that Well, I do that sometimes when I'm questioning people and I know they're not telling me the truth and I'll say what wait So what you're saying is and so I don't even have to like say that's ridiculous I just let the internet have it You know what I mean like Epstein didn't kill himself, you know like that kind of a deal like okay You know like I'm not gonna deal with this.

3:09:02This is like I could only be so Pushy, you know when people don't want to talk about a specific thing or want to give you a and an answer that you think is pretty much Gaslighting you like okay, so that that's a real UFO all right You might you know, I have a people coming here all the time that I know are bullshitting me I know they are like I feel it You know and sometimes it's just like all right. You just what are you gonna call them sometimes sometimes but like sometimes I don't know who was the guy years ago you had a argument with but it's again sometimes when a vernacular Causes the problem I feel like at the time you were just like in a rhythm of saying the word bitch at the end of a sense a lot And you said something you go you're like come on bitch You can't think that way bitch and he was like you calling me a bitch a less cool.

3:09:47You're pulling the shit out of me Who was that? Oh, yeah, that's right. We're there was a weed conversation. Yeah, yeah I thought he was just going to him like it's Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he would just go along with it and he got genuinely offended And I was like a bitch I think you're bullying me. Yeah, we said he we're bullying him because we're like researching information live that was countering what he was saying it was trying and he didn't have access to it like all right You know whatever so he's being a real bitch I was trying to be a good host and I wasn't and I was being too like a comment like I could talk to you that way We would have fun.

3:10:21I could talk to you that way. We'd have fun. He wasn't he was a little serious. She can call those bitch all day That's a problem some people do you all on the sky if you're choking me while I jerk off You know what? Some people just get serious and you don't realize they're serious like oh, you're serious like you're really upset Okay, cuz we're so used to talking shit. It's so normal. Yeah, like when people talk shit about me I'm like I would do that You're too famous to not you can't get offended you're so big at this point that it's just part of the territory That's part of the problem with saying things like about that Flint devil guy You don't think about it what you're saying it like you're saying it to millions of people.

3:10:56Yeah, it's like it's not just talking You know you're like guys dusting off a Raptor bone and you just see it I think it's listening to you in his headphones that guy said don't make it genuinely felt bad my Raptor bone But it's like I actually didn't have a bad time talking to him We had a confront them on this one thing because he accused Graham Hancock of being attached to white supremacy and This like weird thing about Atlantis like wow How does that have anything like and he tried to deny it and we pulled up the quote that he did Cuz Hancock says no blacks in a lannis now This is like this thing that these people do and they try to discredit things like certain academics will do Well, they'll connect what you're doing to racism or homophobia They'll just try to like virtue sigill their way into a position where everything you're doing is wrong And it's the the thing about Atlantis is a weird one It's like it's apparently at one point in time there was some white supremacist that like was pushing the theory of Atlantis being this great white race But that's not what any of the people that are legitimately trying to research it think No, you think they think it was in sub -Saharan Africa.

3:11:58You think black people are gonna let their hair be wet all the time I'm the archaeologist, but I am a bitch Do you think Atlantis is you think they get in the water? Oh, isn't it the underwater? No, I don't think that either job We're gonna have to Muhammad's what is what is it? Atlantis they believe was this structure There was a series of concentric circles that had like a lake running through it It's like really fascinating because there's this place called the Rechard structure in South Africa And this is another one of those things that archaeologists will argue about because this thing looks like Atlantis and there's this guy named Jimmy Corsetti and he gets labeled a Nazi for talking about it's like weird stuff man Where they try to make you look like you're racist for pursuing this idea?

3:12:42I don't defend that if you defend a person for defending racism You're defending racism and it becomes this whole stupid argument that nobody really believes and it's only exists on the internet Nobody in real life gives a shit in academia They believe it like and if they don't believe it they use it as a tool and they'll use it as a tool to dismiss you But this is the one of the things that came up during that cop topic that when even archaeologists come up with a new timeline for things Where it throws the old history into a tizzy they attack them like and they we Graham Hackock brought up this concept of clove is first They used to think that the clove is people like 13 ,000 years ago with the first people in North America and This one guy found evidence of people that lived a long time ago and they fucking ruthlessly destroyed his career They attacked this guy and it turned out he was right and they found these footprints in white sands in New Mexico They're 22 ,000 years old of human beings So they were probably living here even before that and but they destroy people that come up with an idea that throws their Expertise into question and that's what they're they're all doing with Graham Hankock They what they do is he's pointing out that there's some real evidence that perhaps there was an advanced Civilization that was thousands of years old or then we think civilization started at No crime and only three pointers Ah Well, it is in Africa.

3:14:00That's the fascinating thing. It's all in Africa Egypt's in Africa You know this all this sub -Saharan stuff where they think the recharge structure when he show show them what it looks like It's crazy because the area when you zoom out looks like it was hit with a massive flood like everything looked like all water Erotian like it was like massive amounts of water just destroyed the landscape It still looks like that today and it's in the exact same plate like it's it's the mountains or north of it The seas below it. That's what it looks like and that is like the size that Atlantis is described in in Plato's recollections of it or Plato's stories about it You know there's a lot of debate about it But the position that it's in and the weirdness of what it is Makes a bunch of these ancient history guys that really believe in Atlantis just like they really believed in Troy they thought it was they thought Troy was mythical until they found it and then they're like oh geez Troy was a real thing So um there's a lot of these people that are the gatekeepers of Academia and they they don't want anything to be dated older than what they've established and what they've taught in lectures and Everything's wrong then everything's wrong.

3:15:14Well everything is wrong. There's weird stuff like Lebanon Have you seen those those fucking stones in Lebanon? No, there's these immense. I think they're called a trillathon stones are the trillian stones They're so fucking big and they're supposed to somebody's moved these from a quarry and placed them in place and you look at them like how How long ago and then there's older stuff there's stuff that's built on top of it Look at this I think it's a brana source that a man is controlling ball back. That's what it is Look at the size of these fucking stones and if that one up in the top in the center right to the right of that Jamie That one so that shows you the size of these fucking stones that are In place like if you put a person next to them they'd be it like these are five meters high That's fucking bananas.

3:16:03I mean miles per hour is that no no Five years 25 feet. So those are 25 feet high 15. Oh, sorry three. It's three right. Yeah, sorry my math sucks Obviously, but these stones weigh some fucking insane amount and there's no explanation those cornerstones That's all one giant piece and where how how the fuck did you do that and this a bunch of shit in Malta They found the andertal bones so maybe the andertals were in Malta and maybe the land bridge was connected and There's all this confusion about the date of these like ancient structures because it seems like people built other structures on top of them and When they find stuff like this There's like this great resistance of anybody to try to like say they don't understand it They always try to come up with some sort of an explanation even when it doesn't make any fucking sense Wasn't the the Colosseum wasn't it completely underground at one point they discovered it no no This this finks was underground this but the head was above it and then they cleared out the sand the Colosseum was stupid as shit No, I don't think it was underground No, no the Colosseum has always been there But they did used to be able to get water in it.

3:17:11They used to have water fights. Yeah, boat fights. It was crazy Imagine really cool shit watching people get eaten by lions in front of everybody Imagine what that was like well back that you understand they didn't like they would have these games and They would bring in like like you know they would have like hunts and they would have like animal fights and shit like that But it's like back then to see a draft it look like an alien like they didn't they did no idea what they would bring in Africa like rhinoceros yeah, these people didn't have YouTube they had traveling they had no idea It was like it literally like you're watching aliens fight have you been in the Colosseum?

3:17:41Yeah, that was incredible You see those things where they lift them up to the floor. Yeah, it's a whole whole whole they had underground underground They have a whole pulley system where like they have elevators and they would have slaves like pulling people up and it was a whole Shout it was a really cool thing. We were chasing slaves lower if they had that right now if they had that right now We would watch it. Yeah if there's something on YouTube like I've already seen have you seen the night fights where guys dress up An armor and beat the fuck yeah Harrington her friends do yeah, he does the commentary for it He's like the Joe Rogan of night fighting It's so ridiculous dude.

3:18:12Yeah, I should hit each other with battle axes and shit. Oh, yeah, a scepter strike to the leg But it's like if they looked off and then they take their helmets off and they're just fucking virgins It's like he's really nerdy fat dudes preemptive ball and some of them know how to fight though I've seen ones were guys take guys down leg kick them their MMA guys that are getting into it It's just another like outlet another outlet part part of the floor of the Colosseum was buried until the mid 19 Oh, you were right there you go. I knew yeah one I don't want to I want to see him in floor They buried under 40 feet of earth all memory of its function even exist What is is that the floor that lifts up?

3:18:49Is that what that is? Yeah, the floor there was stuff sticking out of it and then they went and they so they they uncovered that there was like an entire Underground system like oh, that shit It was actually really all really recent someone cover it up What did you go back to that description Jamie because I think it explained that someone covered it up I mean they destroyed most of Rome so I'm sure as part of it. I wonder why they did that they were using all this shit for My the tour that I did of the Colosseum was Selene fixed it Will he say and Jamie would you say they were using the other pieces of the city for construction or whatever else they're building new stuff You know same with like the the pyramids Mooselini would a monster I go clean the floor of the college They did that with the pyramids they stole the fucking stones on the outside of it Yeah, we were so gross.

3:19:37Yeah, that's crazy Well, it's like the travi found a few years ago in a room. They they poured like black ink in it or something just protesters It was like and they literally had a drain the fountain and it took like however many months to clean it It was fucked up the Colosseum architects made changes to allow new methods to stage graph other changes were accidental fire sparked by lightning and 217 AD gutted the stadium sent huge blocks of Travertine plunging into the hypergium What all air so not to 17 How do they have those facts? Colosseum was really cool though. I learned more about it.

3:20:09I did a like a gladiator training program with my son They like that it was like a little like place you went and I learned so much about the Colosseum doing that more than the tour The tour was boring. You shit. I went in like August it was 110 degrees out. It was insane He's aggressively trying to make his son straight Yeah But that was that was a close very it's like it's fucking cool shit They didn't kill each other the gladiators like that's all like it's a lot That's all lies. It was none of it because it was like pro wrestlers if your gladiator killed another gladiator the The guy who owned that gladiator would have to pay the other guy who owned that gladiator the raw slaves It was all just shows like pro wrestling they would cut each other But they have like big like fat bellies So they wouldn't cut each other's organs.

3:20:54They do had to like do it in a certain way. It was all show really it did happen once in a while But that was more rare when you see an actual death so occasionally they would fight for real to the death I don't even yeah, I'm sure occasionally they did Why did you get all this information from my gladiator training program really yeah the guy certified I mean what are you gonna do argue? Like the different weapons and the costumes they would wear and like the type of armor they would wear is like there was like You know whatever like you know a couple dozen different types of guys and like all that's the guy with the fucking mace and like a certain helmet And it was like it was free as well all the people in Rome There wasn't a ticket price the government would sponsor it so it was just to get people like you know keep them happy and Fucking the richer you were the closer you were like all the peasants would be up in the rafters, right?

3:21:41But uh, so the movie gladiators bullshit. Yeah, I was bullshit. There was no thumbs down thumbs up What what common misconception the gladiators always fought to the death the winners survived the loser died very rarely and usually with special Dispensation from the emperor would there be a sign me so battles which automatically meant death for the loser with no chance of being Spare so occasionally they died. Yeah very rarely they But they were like celebrities like the gladiators would come out and they were like wow some historians say wait a minute one in five died in battle That's a lot others say one in ten Most only lived to their mid -twenties which compared to taste well They would die of their injuries very often not because it wasn't like it was flight to the death They just have medicine like yeah, they would get stabbed and stuck in fact it's a gladiator too was right though, right?

3:22:31But then I mean when you're talking about the water they would fill it up with water and have boat fights That was a real thing in gladiator Oh, I see not now I'm bummed out. I thought they really fought to the death like every time yeah, yeah God damn dude. Well, I got bad news about the WF Oh my god, then you know what I might as well pull the band they'd offer already here wrestling also But it was yeah, it was like a kin to pro wrestling like they would have like personalities and people would like That was a problem in Japan in the early days of MMA some of the fights were fixed Yeah, you could tell you knew you could tell like certain guys would win by leg law That's what you can stop and she'd have professional wrestler like promoters do those MMA fights was this a gym describing the animal Hunts they did but I skip ahead to this part here Hi, but GM played a vital role in these staged hunts allowing animals and hunters to enter the arena countless ways I witness is describe how animals appeared suddenly from below as if by magic Sometimes it apparently launched high into the air the high -budgete allowed the organizers of the game to create surprises and build suspense Hunter in the arena wouldn't know where the next lion would appear or whether two or three lions might emerge instead of one Yeah, out of those like trap doors in the bottom the lion would just jump out and then and you're watching a dude like hunt lions How cool is that though this uncertainty could be exploited for comic effect He goes guys.

3:23:54I'm not afraid no bullshit as lion. I fuck a lion. He's right behind me isn't he? Ember Galenius punished a merchant who had swindled the Empress selling her glass jewels instead of authentic ones by setting him in the arena to face a Ferocious lion when the cage open however a chicken walked out to the delight of the cloud the crowd Galenius then told the herald to proclaim he practiced to seat and then had it practiced on him the emperor let the jeweler go home Whoa, so they let people so it wasn't that killed them days later. They were less mean than we thought yeah Yeah, that's still pretty brutal.

3:24:28Well, I was fucking brutal time to be alive back then you wanted five got to live relax One and ten maybe one and ten maybe even one and ten no big whoop That a lot of dudes are sliced up though you ever see those Nazi dueling scars where the Nazis in the like when they were in like Military school they would have duels with sword fights and their faces would get slashed up and that was like their badge of courage So all the Nazis that came over for NASA they all these like crazy Nazi dueling scars all of their faces. They ever see those Mm -hmm, bro. It's so creepy. They do the shit we do now in arenas to with like t -shirt guns Snacks fell from the sky snacks As abundantly as hail one observer noted along with wooden balls containing tokens for prizes food money or even the title to an apartment Which sometimes set up violent scuffles amongst spectators struggling Nothing changes today nothing There used to be a blimp that would go around the sixor stadium and drop coupons for hers potato chips And I've seen people fall off of balconies for them It was a hot as a boiler room in the summer human and cold in the winter and filled all year round with strong smells from the smoke Sweating workmen packed in the narrow corridors and the wreak of the wild animals No bathrooms in all Did people just shit in the holes what they always did, you know, where would you go if you're hot and you're drunk and everybody's got the plague All right boys should we wrap this bitch up?

3:25:50Sure, yeah, it's bringing home. Are we in are we officially in the Rogan's fear now? Yeah, you're in You're always in all right. You said it here. You're always in what the fuck you're talking about. We just don't see each other enough Please watch my specials. Yes, they both are awesome anything got a check out stories mind and big Jason podcast story wars Which is great and yeah, I got a book actually you know what I'm you wrote a book? I'm writing I'm almost done with it. It's coming out December 2nd. It's pre -seller right now in Amazon. What's it about? My childhood memoir. Oh wow. Yes, starts off with the major one You're that a dude who wrote other books was like I've been spoons.

3:26:24Yeah, I'm a more. Yeah, he was like hey, you're gonna get you a book deal And I was like really and then I started working with them on it And yeah, it's just it's been good. It's dark. It's funny. It's fucked up. It's about if it's my fucked up childhood and finding comedy I always admire someone who can write a book. Yeah, like I always admired Norton He's written a couple of books. Yeah, you wrote a whole book. I actually wrote a book. No one's a man. No one's in town right now Yeah, yeah, he's here Friday. He's doing story worse tonight. Nice You guys at the creek. No, right? You're club. Oh, you're my club.

3:26:52Tell a little Joe knows about his own What time is it? This is our path 7 30 and 10 30 want you come Joe? Why don't you come on story wars? Oh, I don't have any good stories I used them all I've had two thousand five hundred fucking episodes of used them all up You don't need good stories. I'll tell you all is it be something goes once on an archaeology journey This is Joe. This is definitely Joe. I think this one Joe. One time I was talking to the director of the CIA He's like, well, that must be Joe. Took out a black bear from a helicopter with a crossbow. I Appreciate you guys. Thank you. That was a lot of fun.

3:27:23Thank you. All right. Bye everybody Just a stadium and drop coupons for hers potato chips and I've seen people fall off of balconies for them It was a hot as a boil room in the summer human and cold in the winter and filled all year round with strong smells from the smoke Sweating workmen packed in the narrow corridors and the wreak of the wild animals No bathrooms in all Did people just shit in the holes what they always did? You know, where would you go if you're hot and you're drunk and everybody's got the plague? All right boys should we wrap this bitch up? Sure? Yeah, let's bring it home.

3:28:08Thank you so much Are we in are we officially in the Rogan's fear now? Yeah? You're in. Yeah, you're always in all right You said it here so always in what the fuck you're talking about? We just don't see each other enough. Please watch my specials They both are awesome anything got you check out stories mining big Jason podcast story wars, which is great and Yeah, I got a book actually you know what I'm you wrote a book. I'm writing I'm almost done with it. It's coming out December 2nd. It's pre -sale right now and Amazon. What's it about? My childhood memoir. Oh wow. Yeah, it starts off with the What made you want to do that?

3:28:37A dude who wrote other books was like I've been spoons. Yeah, a memoir. Yeah, he was like hey, you're gonna get you a book deal And I was like really and then I started working with them on it and yeah, it's just it's been good. It's dark. It's funny It's fucked up. It's about if it's my fucked up childhood and finding comedy. I always admire someone to write a book Yeah, like I always admired Norton. He's written a couple of books. Yeah, you wrote a whole book I actually wrote a book. No one's a man. No one's in town right now. Yeah. Yeah, he's here He's doing story worse tonight. Nice You guys at the creek.

3:29:07No, right your club. Oh, you're my club. Tell a little Joe knows about his own What time is it? This is our past 730 and 1030 want you come Joe? Why don't you come on story wars? Oh, I don't have any good stories I've had 200 fucking episodes have used them all up. You don't need good stories. I'll tell you all is gonna be something goes once on an Archaeology journey One time I was talking to the director of the CIA. It's like well, that must be Joe took at a black bear from a helicopter with a crossbow I appreciate you guys. Thank you. That's a lot of fun. Thank you. All right. Bye everybody