#2409 - Brian Redban

28:39here what's next uh there's a rejection of that but the scary part is what we usually do is we do something like that and then we over correct right and then we go like white nationalists fucking we're all christian get rid of the muslims you know what i mean like it gets it gets scary when there's like hardcore ideological conflict because people push back oh you want to know what a bitch is i'll show you a fucking bitch right you know that's what happens you kind of call me a bitch. Okay, motherfucker. It's on. And then that's what people are doing on the left and the right. And the ultimate expression of that is obviously Charlie Kirk.

29:16Charlie Kirk gets shot and people are celebrating. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You want people to die that you disagree with? Like, where are we right now on the scale of one to two civil war? Where are we? Are we at seven? Because I thought we were five. I thought were like four four or five but after the charlie kirk thing i'm like oh we might be like seven this might be like step seven on on the way to a bona fide civil war as soon as you start celebrate regular people celebrating somebody getting murdered in front of their wife and kid on television in front of the whole world as soon as you celebrate that like man you're in dark territory you're in dark territory and if the worst thing you could say about that guy is that he said some things I disagree with, and you're celebrating that he got shot in the neck in front of the world?

30:12Whoa. And you work at an insurance company? This is nuts. And you thought it was okay to say that on Instagram? This is nuts. This is nuts. Like, what are you guys on? Like, what's happening here? Estrogen pills. I think it's Adderall. Adderall. I think there's a lot of folks out there, high productivity folks that are on amphetamines. You're an amphetamine person, you know, which is why they're so mean. Like amphetamine people are mean. Weed people are like, aw. You know, weed people are like, well, you know, man, like she's in a bubble. And like the people she's around, they all think it's the right thing to do that, you know, you have the platform and you know it's right.

31:01Like, you don't know what's right. I don't know what's right. Nobody knows what's right. The only way you find out what's right is you've got to talk to people, and you listen to, like, their logical arguments about something. You go, oh, okay. Yeah, you got a good point. I never thought about it that way. But if you can't do that, then you never figure it out. And if instead of doing that, you decide the other people can't talk or you make up some facts or you edit some video together to make it look like somebody said something they totally didn't say, have you seen it? You've seen what they edited?

31:33Jamie, can you find it real quick, an example of it so we can see it? Because it's so nuts. How did you think you were going to get away with this? But this is what they've fucking done so many times. They did that with that very fine people hoax where they tried to pretend that he was saying that some of the neo-Nazis are very fine people. That's not what he said. They edited the fucking shit out of that. And then Obama was saying that during the campaign for Kamala Harris. Did he call them white nationalists? Very fine people? He's saying that on the campaign trail. That's crazy. Wow. So here, play this out.

32:11Down to the Capitol, and I'll be there with you. And we fight. We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore. All right, that's the BBC. To the Capitol. This is what he actually said. And we're going to cheer on our brave senators and congressmen and women.

32:3854 minutes. We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore. That's crazy. Crazy. Crazy. He was literally saying the opposite. Yeah. He was calling these senators and congresspeople going to cheer on these brave senators and congresspeople. That's great. On PBS? That's nuts. Bro. And by the way, he's being sarcastic. He doesn't want to cheer on the brave senators. Right. He wants to scare them with a mob of people. Let's be real about both things. Let's be real about both things. But he's also saying they stole the fucking election. And I feel like if you say that, you've got to have some, like, really good evidence that you could give out.

33:21Like if you said to me, if I ran for president and I told you, dude, they stole the election. And you're like, how? I would have an answer. I'd have an answer. No one has an answer. There's no documentary that's really good. Like no one's like put together like a rock solid, peer reviewed, paper supported documentary. This is exactly what happened. This is how they stole the election. We know that you can do this. We know they did this. We know that these things got dropped off. We know it didn't make any sense. We know there's dead people voted. We know there was ballots that were mail-in ballots that were brought in in shipments and all of them were for Biden.

33:59And there was thousands of thousands of them. They swung vote. OK, if you have that, then you got to make a fucking documentary, a really good one, and put it out there so everybody could understand it. Because it's crazy that this is four years later and people are still saying that. or you don't want to fix it because you monkey with the elections too. You know? And here is there evidence of that? Well, I do know that a Republican company, who bought Dominion? Who bought the Dominion voting thing? I believe a GOP supporter bought the voting machines. Oh, really? Right. Yeah. Yeah. So it's one of two things that's going on.

34:47Dominion Voting System sold to company run by former Republican election official. What? Yeah. This is where it gets sucked.

35:00I had Rep Luna on the podcast, and one of the things that she said that was really shocking, She said sometimes they don't want to fix things because they can campaign against them. I was like, what? No. They fundraise against them. No. I was like, no. And then I was like, of course. They don't want to fix it. They want it so that it's us versus them. And you're going to lose your right to whatever it is. Whatever it is. It's just a big old hustle, dude. It's insane. It's a big old hustle. Because one of two things is going on. Either you don't have any evidence that they stole the election. Or you have evidence and you're not telling me.

35:46Why would you not tell me? Why would you not tell me? I'll tell everybody. You have evidence? Or are you like, oh, is that how they did it? Okay. Let's spread some money around. Let's make it happen our way. Let's copy. Well, just like Xiaomi when they make the iPhone that looks exactly like a... It looks cool. Their phone, they even call it the Pro Max 17. Yeah, it's badass. It has the screen on the back. It has the screen on the front and the back. Yeah. That was the one. Yeah. That was the one. Yeah. That's the one that has... It has a new kind of battery. Right. It's a different composition, right?

36:27Right, yeah. Yeah, that's, I think... What is that called?

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37:59Limited time offer. It's some... God, I don't want to fuck it up. but that was one of the big criticisms of the newest samsung phone the 26 ultra the speculation is that they haven't switched to that type of battery production yet yeah samsung is getting criticized because they're not keeping up with the chinese phones like they got a bunch of loyal samsung people but they're not keeping up with the highest end chinese phones other than that right that's that that's a step up that but like there's there's some things that the higher end chinese phones are doing that's like oh yeah they've been pretty safe lately samsung has with their phones like kind of oh doing what apple's doing you know just every just a little thing different every single year instead of just i mean i just saw a phone i think it's uh was it the razor phone no but it has like a liquid uh cooling in it so the back is all just like water bubbles going around and stuff like it's so badass looking who makes that uh jamie you know what i'm talking about it's a liquid cooling phone somebody just showed it oh jerry rigs everything just had it uh and he tore it apart and everything like that it's badass i like that guy's show but it also makes me sad uh here it is or unbox therapy red magic oh didn't you have a red phone jamie it's not oh it's fucking thieves look at that see see those white dots that's actually water bubbles and when it gets hot it just starts spinning so that's a gaming phone yeah how much do i want water bubbles i do want water bubbles but i don't want them enough to switch to android it's a problem yeah that phone looks awesome that's pretty dope that's a problem though the gaming on the phone dude man i i can't fuck with that i can't either it's right there i care it's too accessible.

39:54I don't want to get addicted to some stupid game on my phone. I know some people who love it. William Montgomery. He sits there and plays like three hours of just a brick game. William Montgomery. That video you sent me, him bombing at that Austin Comedy Festival. That shit is so funny. There's so many videos now of it. Oh my god, that's so funny. Here's the thing about William. William, to me, is the ultimate once you see him you love him and you want to see him more comic right the ultimate yeah but the first time you see him you're like what the fuck is this yeah like brody stevens when you first see brody you're like what the fuck is he yelling exactly he's really the most similar guy to brody that i know yeah and they're both they're both weirdos yeah you know yeah i'm such a weirdo but he's a great guy just like brody was but he's if you see him though like the black keys those guys fucking love him oh yeah and when they came into the studio they wanted to come to the club that goes william montgomery coming i go i'll make sure he's there as i call up william i'm like william yeah yeah yeah pat and dan they fucking love him man he's got so many fans because he's so unique he's so unique but you got to know what you're getting into with him right and don't have him open up for you if you're what's that morgan jay who is he opening up for Like, who's that guy?

41:14That guy's so – is that a girl or a guy? I have no idea. I don't know. I just saw the clip you showed me. Yeah. I didn't see anything else. I think it's that guy that goes into the audience with, like, an auto-tune microphone, you know, that's really popular for some reason. Like, he's – See, I'm so old. Me too. I don't even know this guy. I'm so old I'm out of the loop. I don't know what these kids like. Yeah, Morgan J. Who's Morgan J? I find out about artists, and when I find out about them, they have 20 million Instagram followers. I'm like, okay. That's who – like, yeah, that's who it is, Morgan J.

41:41And he has 5.2 million followers. And his whole thing is like he just goes into the audience with a he's not really a comedian. Like he's more of a performer, like a performer. He just goes into the audience and like and talks to people like he does crowd work. That's pretty much. And he's like one of the biggest stars right now. Like it's crazy. Well, people like crowd work. That's why they like Matt Reif. Like he does. Yeah, it does a lot of sexy. Sexy to both things, both things. But it's also the crowd work. If he was just sexy, wasn't good at crowd work, he wouldn't have the audience he does.

42:13Matt's funny. He's really quick. That's like a certain style of performing. He's real calm on stage, and he finds the thing to say. And people love that because you're doing it off the top of your head, and it's wild for them. They're like, oh, my God. But it's just a different thing. It's a different thing than regular stand-up. It's kind of like what? Kind of like Chappelle is. He's totally different. He'll sit there and just smoke a cigarette on the stool, talking like chill and stuff like that. That's like a different style of stand-up comedy. He's relaxing. Well, Dave is also like Dave comes up with material by ranting.

42:55So he records all these sort of shows where he's just working on material. And then he goes over and finds out what he said that made sense, what he said that was funny. He just lets it kind of flow. you know it's a very interesting way of doing it and obviously it works really well boy that guy is so dedicated to comedy it's it's so interesting like all these years he's been doing stand-up and he's still more dedicated than ever you know he's always performing he's always like showing up somewhere and working yeah he's always like he's just constantly piecing it together and he's such a nice guy like fucking the nicest guy to everybody you know like he like Like he was upset with Chris Rock after Chris Rock made that special.

43:43Not upset, but disagree, I should say, that he went so hard after Will Smith.

43:52You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like that's how nice he is. Have you seen Will Smith? You've probably talked about this. Will Smith's like new song. That's great. That's my phone ring. Are you serious? Yeah. It's your new one. If you call me, that's my phone ring. Remember what you used to be? I am beautiful. That's Christina Aguilera. That used to be your own callback or your ringtone. You are beautiful no matter what they say. Words can't bring me down. Those were the days. Yeah, man, it was fun. You could get a phone. It was like I had a Verizon flip phone and you could download ringtones.

44:31Why can't you do that now? I just thought you can't do that anymore. I think you can. You can't make a song at ringtone. Where did that go? Is that really not a thing anymore? No, I never thought about that. Wait a second. Is that real? No. Wait, what the fuck? You should be able to do it. Pick a song on iTunes. Right. Why can't you do that anymore? I think you can. No, no, you can't. Can you? You can? You can. You can. Okay. What? Wait, no one does that anymore. Nobody does that. I'm going to switch mine to back in black. Yeah. Yeah. That's what everybody used to do. No one's done. Zero people do that now.

45:13I know. Zero. Zero. More people are making their car alarm sound on their test list like things. But you know how you can do that? You make like fart sounds or whatever. That was like a scene in movies, right? Where the phone would play bad to the bone. Da-da-da-da-da. Bad to the bone. Yeah. That's crazy. Do you remember when you would call people and music would play? Ring back tones. Yes. Their tone of their ring, you would hear a shitty song. You're like, God, you're making me listen to this. Now you don't want to do any of that because you don't want anyone to know that's your phone number.

45:54You know what I mean? Right. You don't want to go super specific. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I used to be like, this is Brian, man. You know, now fuck that. Yeah. Remember people used to always have like funny things that they would leave. Hey. Show ideas. The cocksucker. I got the phone. For the... He's the last one. When you get a text from him to this day, I'm like, really? Yeah. He texts us more nowadays. It's kind of cool. It's kind of cool. Really? You don't know the torture he put you through when you would try to text him. Oh my God. Okay. Or with the laptop in the green room one time, he's like bending my finger backwards.

46:31I said, turn that off, Cox. I'm like, all right, Julian. Yeah, he didn't like the laptop. He didn't like technology. He was fighting technology tooth and nail. But he's right in a lot of ways, you know. Mm-hmm. It's just, I feel like the people that fight technology right now in 2025, it's like, what are you doing? Come on. You can't beat this thing. Yeah. You better just adjust to the new world, son. You're going to be out in the fucking field with a horse-driven plow. Adjust to the new world. Okay. Just have some fun. Whatever this is, you're not going to stop it. This motherfucker is rolling down the hill.

47:10Like, no one's hitting the brakes on technology now. Unless, like, a big event happens. Unless, like, a boom. Some big asteroid hits us or China implements those really good drones. All the drones come out and wake up. I think the Trump administration just said they were going to buy a million drones. Wow, that's good timing for banning a whole drone company. I actually heard a rumor, I never looked in it, about that where the owner of that drone company is owned by the vice president of the United States of America. What? Yeah. J.D. Vance? Yeah, I think J.D. has like, see, I haven't researched it yet, so I don't know if it's true.

47:50But that's hilarious if it's true because we just canceled DJI and now - And he owns - I read that somewhere but never researched it. Okay, what specifically? We'll find out. It was supposedly the vice, I think it was the vice president owns a, or is invested in a drone company, and the U.S. is buying all these drones from it. Whoa. I think. I might be wrong. That's an important thing to get correct. Yeah. I forgot that I did that. We might have to edit this out if it's not correct. Young Jamie, put that into our sponsor, Perplexity, and find out whether or not we have an AI My sponsor. Perplexity.

48:31I like them. They're awesome. They're great. Let's see if it has information. So there's one thing. It's like you can be an investor, right? Like maybe you have a stock portfolio and you invest in a bunch of different companies because someone told you they're really good four years ago. When you become the vice president, are you supposed to get rid of those now? How does that work? Yeah, I would have figured, well. It gets a little Nancy Pelosi-ish. Maybe new investments. We don't even know if he does have stock. Probably not real. No way. Significant ties.

49:07The first, make that a little larger, please. Oh, my God. This is the first sentence. J.D. Vance has significant ties to the drone and broader defense technology industry through his previous career as a venture capitalist. Before entering political office, Vance co-founded and managed funds that invested in several defense-related startups, including the companies at forefront of drone, aerospace, and surveillance technology. Hmm. Okay. So. Okay, this is Anderil. This is. Okay. Interesting. Okay. Okay. The leading – can you put that back up so I can finish those? Leading defense tech startup specializing in autonomous systems, including drones.

50:01Palmer Lucky was on the podcast. This is his company too. Oh. He brought those crazy headsets where you could see people behind the walls. Bro. Yeah. That's awesome. That's all the same company. Benefiting from new federal legislation and growing demand for advanced military drone surveillance and automation. Boy, we're so close to the Terminator. Okay, here it is. Federal financing disclosure forms show that Vance maintained those investments, sometimes valued in the hundreds of thousands, while serving as vice president. although ethical boundaries about recusal and direct control over such assets are subject to federal ethics rules.

50:43So there's federal ethics rules as to what happens, like if he passes a law that benefits that company that it has a significant stake in. Vance has publicly commented on the national security dimensions of drone technology, criticizing the risk posed by foreign, particularly Chinese drone manufacturers, and advocating for U.S.-made autonomous systems in both military and civil sectors. Well, that is accurate, though. It is a problem. And it's not just a problem because there's like a bunch of problems. One of them is in America to operate some drones when they get really high end, you have to have a pilot's license.

51:22Not if it weighs under 250 grams, which is what, you know, like the really nice small ones. Right, but to have one of the ones that they were buzzing New Jersey with when they were flying those weird ones. The farm ones, yes. What do you think those were? Do you think those were like government drones that they're testing? Probably this company. Probably that company. Probably Palmer Luckey with a fucking joystick. Assassinated. Palmer Luckey sitting at home with an Xbox. Yeah, with his little Game Boy thing. Dude, he was one of those guys where you're talking to and right away you're like, oh, okay.

51:54You're crazy smart. This is weird smart. You know what I mean? Yeah. Some dudes are weird. Elon's weird smart. There's people that are weird smart. You're like, oh, okay. Yeah, Palmer's a badass, man. Oh, yeah. Like, I saw an interview with him, and it just showed, like, his living room or something, and it just looks like my living room, like nerd stuff everywhere, you know? Oh, yeah, for sure. He had a copper jacket on. A copper jacket? Yeah, it's copper. I go, what is it? He's like, the whole jacket's like a Faraday cage. Like, you put your jacket in, you put your phone in the pocket, it disappears.

52:26Oh. I was like, whoa. It was heavy. Yeah, I'm sure. That's what I put it on. I was like, this is weird. Like, you can't move so good in it. $20 worth of pennies. Probably at least. Probably at least. It was weird. It's a weird thing to own, a copper jacket, but it's very Palmer Lucky-esque. You know what I mean? It's interesting. Yeah, so this drone thing. So China has been investing. The way it works, their government and their corporations are like this. They work together, and they work together for China. And you don't have a choice. You can make a lot of money, but you do what the fuck we tell you to do, bitch.

53:03and that's how they run things over there and because of that they can dump a ton of money into these things for the future of china and and boost them up and make them work and then they all compete they compete against each other in china you know and it's it's like a weird hybrid of capitalism and communism it's very strange and they have a giant head start like they do drone shows you've seen the shows well they have like dragons in the sky and samurais have you ever been one not like that i saw a small one right at coda yeah at the circuit of the americas out here oh yeah it was pretty dope but the ones they do are nuts they're not they just had like one of the biggest ones ever recently like see if you can find some video on some yeah china drone shows yeah they're it's incredible and their their drones are more advanced they they they're pushing their technology faster and you know that stuff works exponentially and if you put the brakes on American technology.

54:02You also put the brakes on American manufacturing. Look at that! That's nuts. That's insane. Each one of those is a drone. That's nuts, dude. I mean, that literally looks like something from Avatar. Dude, yes. Right? Look at that. That's insane. It's a DMT trip right there. It's insane. Look at this. There's an enormous flower that's at the end of this little girl's kite rope. Look at that. They did the moon. Spinning. That's crazy. Wait a minute. Hold on. Are those real? Yeah, that's real. That's real for sure, for sure? Yeah. It's just on, that's the one I was talking about, the largest one ever.

54:39This is the largest one ever? Was it that that we just saw? Yeah. Oh, my God. This is just how they do it. Look at that. Look at how many drones they have. How many drones are involved in this? I think it's 10 ,000 drones. Oh, my God. This is insane. They charge up 10 ,000 drones. Dudes are doing kung fu in the sky. I mean, that's nuts. Wow. Wow. That's so impressive man It really is. And they're all just synced. Oh, my God. Like, come on, man. At one point in time, sometime in the near future, that, I mean, they're going to be able to do whatever they want in the sky. We also have the sphere in America.

55:28They don't have a sphere. You mean the big building? Yeah. Yeah. Well, okay. Well, I'm just saying. I get it. The sphere is pretty dope. They're probably watching that. They're like, why don't we have that? Why can't we go watch music like that? But at some point in time, they're going to be able to have movies in the sky that are made out of drones. Yeah. Every drone is going to be like an LED and then it's going to replace. Well, you'll be forced to watch a movie. You'll be forced to lay down on your lawn and watch a movie in the sky. Yeah. Like, why wouldn't they be able to, if they can do that, this is very primitive, right?

55:57This is primitive. This is like the Pong version. They're just going to have trillions of little tiny drones that all sync up in the sky. and they all make different colors. 10 ,000, that's just like a small pixel. We're going to have like 4K drones everywhere. Oh, someone used a drone jammer and they started falling out of the sky. Yeah. Whoa. Do you see what they're doing in Ukraine because of the drone jammers? They use monofilament line. Oh, yeah. So each one of them has like a fiber optic line. Fiber optic line, yeah. That's nuts. Yeah. So they have like miles and miles of fishing line, and then all these birds are making nests out of it and shit yeah that's how that uh government mission happened because of that uh where he was like in that uh in that truck or something like that and all those drones came out of the truck and did all those strikes and i think it was a or something like that uh what happened yeah right what exactly how so you they had to use those those fiber optic lines uh there was a i think it was ukraine i don't remember what country it is But they got over the border of whatever country it was, and they had all these drones with those fiber optic lines and did drone strikes from the inside.

57:11That thing, Ukraine-wise. I couldn't remember. On Russian soil. Oh, right, right, right. This was the crazy one when they blew up all the jets that were on the runway. And they used that fiber optic line. That's how they got those drones to do that. That's how they got it so the drones can't be disrupted. Right, or detected or whatever, too. Wow, that's crazy. That's like James Bond. I mean, that's just like Mission Impossible shit. The fact that, yeah, that actually happened. They really did do that. And I think they caused like$7 billion worth of damage. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, that war is... One day, 24 hours, I'll have a deal.

57:50There's no deal to be made, sir. You know? That Putin fellow's making a point. Yeah. It's not a good one. How many people have died now? I mean, what is the total on both sides? I mean, it's got to be off the charts. What is going on with, was it, we're in war with all those drug runners and Trump keeps on blowing up a boat every day? Yeah. That's kind of crazy, right? My question is, how verified is this evidence? Yeah. Like how much, you know, because if I was a fisherman and like there's another guy who's a fisherman, like this cucksucker, this guy is always stealing my fucking fish. and I would go, Mr.

58:30Trump, this man, he have fentanyl, 1 ,000 pounds coming to you. I give you the boat number. Yeah, and it happens a lot. I think two happened yesterday or today. I put an apple tracker on this bait pile. Yeah, it's weird. Here we go. Boom. That's a wrap. Who is still piling in those boats? That's great. Bro, imagine how poor do you have to be before that seems like a good idea. Right. Pretty fucking poor. It just makes me wonder, though, if these boats, if there's, like, innocent people on them, too. Like, you know. For sure, this guy's bringing his girlfriend. Come on, baby. We're going to go to the U.S.

59:12Once we get to San Diego. Oh, yeah. There was one boat where people actually survived it, which is crazier. Bro, what kind of a story do they have? is these people that survived are they uh actual drug people or are they just like deep sea fishing yeah do you see that helicopter like four people died it's one of the most irritating frustrating video ever it just happened yesterday this helicopter lost its oh i did and then landed twice on the water and then for some reason went back up and then yeah that's crazy i think they probably didn't know that they lost their tail they have to that's insane i think he probably thought he could control it it's probably a guy and if i was in that helicopter i would just open the door and jumped into the water and hopefully i survived at one point it doesn't land on you this asshole's just dropping it left and right god um i bet it was a guy i bet a woman would have like landed on the water okay okay stop stop it how do i stop it let's go we're going in the water a guy would be like i got this i got this bro right that's crazy yeah i wonder what happened he clipped the tail somewhere like Did we hit something or did it fall off?

1:00:22It looked like he was supposed to land on that little rock thing and then it clipped it, then went down and kind of landed on the beach for like a second. It went up a little, then landed again, and then he's just flying in the air. I don't even know that was possible without a tail of a helicopter. That seems crazy. Obviously, he can't direct it. Right. Yeah. Maybe that was the problem, that he couldn't control it. I don't know. No, that's crazy. Ask Bill Burr. Yeah. He flies those things. He took me up above downtown LA. It was amazing. I was like, this is crazy. This is so cool. I don't like helicopter.

1:00:56He takes them to gigs sometimes. That's crazy. Do you trust helicopter? I don't really. I trusted it for that day. I'm like, I'll trust it. It's fun to go up with Bill. Yeah. It was fun to see him really into this hobby he has. I was like, that's interesting. It's really cool that he does it. He's an interesting guy. I'm surprised you didn't go to Dubai Me? No You mean Saudi Arabia I don't even go to San Francisco I know I don't even go to Glendale Yeah, you think I'm gonna go to No, no, no I think if you chase money when you have money Then money owns you Yeah My time is what's valuable to me And also, I'm not down with that whole thing.

1:01:46No. There's definitely a whitewashing.

1:01:53You're, you know, Schultz has a great argument. You're going to see your fans. Like, just because this is put on by a government that does bad things or has done bad things, guess what? Your government does bad things too and has done bad things, right? You know, ask people in Yemen how they feel about America, right? Ask people in Iraq. That's the million people that died unnecessarily because we lied about weapons of mass destruction. Ask them Ask them about America, you know

1:02:25Yeah, it's complicated. I get the argument like I have fans in the Middle East You want to go see your fans in the Middle East? I get it fans one I don't know. I've been a lot. They have the internet man. I bet a lot. Yeah It's not like North Korea. They're much more open than other parts of the world You know, we can't judge them on—obviously we can judge them. But if you want to be rational, like, they're adjusting. Like, women can drive now. All right? It's a new thing. It's very recent. Andrew Schultz was telling me when he was over there that a lot of people that are over there, they get their wife, like, a cheap Chinese car because these ladies have never driven before.

1:03:07They just fucking—they just play bumper cars with everything. That's hilarious. They park terrible. They're always fucking their cars up and these guys have big money. I mean, that's a very wealthy country You know, so they offered Shane a bag They offered Shane a bag. He's like no, then they doubled it and they doubled it he's like No He goes it was hard when they doubled it. I'm like of course that's that's how they're trying to get you but You know the criticism is all from people that were not invited which is kind of typical yeah and we're or we're never going to be invited yeah yeah it's um it'd be good for them to experience comedy because i think comedy is one of the only things that can get discussions going from both sides like if you go on stage and you have an opinion and it's not funny i could be in the audience i have a different opinion i'm like well fuck this guy i don't agree with that at all but if you go on stage with an opinion that makes me laugh even if i don't agree with it i'm like oh this motherfucker he got me he got me that's a good point that's a good point and you're like giving your buddies knuckles that's a good point that's like where comedy breaks down doors unfortunately there was like restrictions put on you which is another reason why i wouldn't do it like if someone says you can't say this or you can't say that i'm like okay yeah and then you say something like well i didn't think about that you shouldn't have said that either.

1:04:41We're going to... They have laws. There's laws. Like, if you went over there and made fun of a prince or a king or a royal or the government or whatever, you're in real trouble. Like, you could go to jail forever trouble. That doesn't make me feel loose. Right. You know, that doesn't make me feel like I want to do stand-up in a place like that. Yeah. Almost like the UK.

1:05:07Yikes. They're worse than anybody. That's what's funny. Most people don't even know. Most Americans are blissfully unaware of how crazy censorship has gotten in the UK. And crime. Off the chart. And crime. Crime and censorship because people are complaining about the crime. That's really what the censorship is all about because it's all about immigrants. Pickpocketers everywhere. Bro, they just brought in people from places they bombed. How wild is that? Like, oh, did we ruin your country? So sorry. Come on over and live in London. Saudi Arabia of them. All the places that the West has bombed the shit out of.

1:05:49And you create all these refugees and then you bring them to your country. Like, what are you doing? It's insane. Why don't you have a vetting process? Are you trying to ruin everything? And that's where I think it gets weird because I think, like, under the guise of empathy and under the guise of kindness, they are engineering the destruction of major western cities and the question is like who well george soros is the big one that everybody points to but he can't be acting alone there's got to be a lot of other people that also want the same result and you got to go well why and the more i think about it the more i think about it with its accelerated pace right now because it's so accelerated, the more I think it's connected to the ultimate birth of AI, when AI really does become the global force for everything.

1:06:44They're going to want you already locked into digital ID. And that's the first response that England has had to all these problems. It's not stop immigration. It's not crack down, find the criminals, arrest them. No, no, no. It's put everybody on digital ID to keep us all safe. and that's so once you see if they do have ai ai is in control of everything everything you do all your money all your food all your groceries they put carbon taxes on you so they can complete control you you have a carbon allotment so if you go over your carbon footprint the fucking that you can't travel anymore so you're totally locked in they would want all that stuff in place and the only way to get that stuff in place is to create chaos so you want to like newly super super restrictive laws.

1:07:29Get people so they're terrified and they want safety. Someone offers a solution and that solution involves them being able to track you everywhere you go and everybody has to have it. Yes, this is the solution to make us all safe. And the next thing you know, you're in a fucking Orwell book. But on the other side, I do like the idea of having my driver's license on my phone. You know what I mean? Why not just get a chip? Don't be a pussy. Get the forearm chip. You know that's coming. Yeah, yeah. Get that chip, son. Brain chip. No, no, no get the brain one. Wait, you know, it's like you don't go right into an iPhone.

1:08:08You get a BlackBerry first. Do you think Elon has the brain chip and he's not telling anybody? No, I think Elon's an alien. Yeah, he's not real, right? I don't think he's from here. If there's a person that's not from here, that's the guy. Trillion dollar. He's a different kind of human. And he's having fun. That's the thing, man. Like, I'm friends with him. Like, I've hung out with him on air, off air. He's having fun. Like, he's having fun. That's what I want. He's, like, works constantly and also always laughing, having a good time. Like, I got to see the SpaceX launch, and then Jamie and I were there on the lawn while it was launching.

1:08:48It was crazy. It was two miles away. I thought it was, like, a quarter of a mile or half a mile because it's so loud. Two miles. Two miles away. And then I got to sit in the command room and watch them. They had all these monitors. Like, I don't know how many different cameras were on this fucking rocket. And we watched it touch down in Australia 35 minutes later. That's so cool. It was wild, dude. But all the way, he's joking around about it blowing up. Really? Yes. Because what they're doing with these is they were running. He was explaining to us on the show that they were running very specific tolerance tests.

1:09:25so they would remove heat shields in critical areas to see whether or not the vehicle will survive. So one of the things about the blow-ups, people are like, oh, he's a fucking idiot. He keeps blowing up his rockets. They're designed to possibly blow up because they want to find out what can it tolerate, right? And so they had removed these heat shields from very specific places, but it still made it. And so it lost pressure, like, somewhere over Australia, And there was like only a 30 percent chance that it was going to touch down. But it did. Wow. It's so fucking cool. It's wild, man. It's wild.

1:10:00It's wild how much data they're collecting instantaneously. And it was also practicing this thing that the way it shoots satellites into space. It's like a Pez dispenser. So it has like these things. These satellites are all in a rack. And then this thing opens up that looks like, you know, like just a long, flat opening like a Pez would come out of. And then they shoot these satellites out of it. And they were practicing that. That's cool. I'm like, this is nuts. This is nuts. It's really weird. Like the door opens up and you're watching like this is crazy. I don't think everybody understands how advanced this stuff is.

1:10:45Like I thought Jamie you felt the same way right when we were going down to the factory I thought they'd have a rocket that they built No, they're building like hundreds of rockets Like it's a assembly plant that kind of style Yeah, it's huge It's fucking huge man At one point in time, what did they say they were going to be able to do three a week? That's crazy Wasn't it something crazy like that? I don't remember how many Well, they have to do a lot That was the ultimate goal I feel like more than that. More than that. Maybe three a day. I don't know. Three a week. Let's just say three a week.

1:11:20Rockets! Wow. That can go to space. And the process is fucking bananas. You can't take pictures. I don't even know if we're allowed to get specific, but while you're walking around and you're looking at it, I wouldn't be able to explain it to anybody. The Chinese are listening careful. What does Rogan say? Pez dispenser. Write that down. But it's nuts. They have garage doors that are as high as a fucking skyscraper. And then they roll out a rocket. You're like, yo, this is nuts. It's really, like, truly nuts. That's awesome. And the outside of it is just like a Cybertruck factory. Like, what is going on here?

1:12:09Whose car is whose? How does anybody know? That's the argument. if someone's going to totally, completely track everything you do forever, it's going to be an electric car. Oh, yeah. Right? Because you're just driving a computer. You don't even have an engine anymore. Yeah. I mean, everything's electric. Electric, computer-controlled vehicle that self-drives itself.

1:12:38Yeah. Have you tried one of the robo-taxis yet? No fucking way. I would feel like such a scab. I feel like a picket line crossword. I do have a question for you. Have you gotten a colonoscopy? Yeah, I got one. Do you go to a regular doctor? Because I was thinking like this joke. You should probably go to a butthole doctor. No, I mean like do you go to like a private guy? Like you don't go to like where all the other guys are. I'm not telling you on air where I get my butthole checked. That's like weird. I just had one. How's everything up there? Good. Everything's great. That's amazing. Yeah, it's so amazing, right?

1:13:15It doesn't make any sense. What do you think about when you abuse your body? But I hate it. They have to roll you, like, when you're getting it, they roll you down this hallway, and there's all these, like, people just sitting there looking at it, like, oh, it's his turn. Staring at your butt hole. Yeah, like, we're really doing it, Red Band, like, type today. And that was just, it's just weird. It's not, it's very. Do you get your blood work done? Do you get yourself checked up on? Every six weeks I do it. Yeah, there's a unique blood screen that they can give you now that checks for all cancers in your body.

1:13:46Really? Oh, shit, I need that. We're just doing it. Waste a well do it. Oh, really? Yeah. Fuck. I did it. I got nervous. Yeah. I got nervous like the first time I ever got an AIDS test. I got an AIDS test in first time. I've been getting them a lot lately. I've been getting them a lot lately. Do it every six weeks? It was in the 90s. I was getting health insurance for the first time. and it was like early 90s, like 92, something like that. And I was like, oh, no. I was just thinking of all the stupid things that I've ever done. Right. What if I have AIDS and I don't even know it? That's how everybody thought back then.

1:14:20And then the mosquitoes. And then after a while, everyone was like, hey, no one's really getting AIDS. Right. What's going on? I was scared of AIDS, too. Oh, everybody was, dude. I remember the moment I found out that Magic Johnson was HIV positive. I was in my car in Revere, Massachusetts. He was driving on the road. And you fucked him. And he was right next to him, right next to me, with his dick out. I was like, you didn't tell me.

1:14:51That dude was the first one that everyone was scared. Like, oh, no, he can get it? If he can get it, he's a superstar. If Magic Johnson can get it, I'm going to die. I'm fucked. Oh, my God. And we really thought that it was going to be like a zombie contagion that swept through the world and everyone was going to die. Because they were talking, like Fauci was on TV talking about children getting it from family members. Like that it was communicable, like in the air, like the flu. It was so spooky, man. That guy scared the fuck out of everybody when it came to AIDS. Just like he did with COVID.

1:15:25How weird. How weird that he did it again. Isn't it crazy to think that EZE died from AIDS? How did EZE really die, though? He must have taken AZT. You know, the idea that EZE died from AIDS itself, like, it's mostly drug users. That was who was dying in the early days of AIDS. And this is what Peter Duisburg said. So Peter Duisburg, he's like a persona non grata in the medical world. And it's because he had a completely different opinion than everybody else when AIDS first came out. He was like one piece of data that they're not taking into consideration is that all these people that have AIDS, acquired immune deficiency syndrome, not just HIV positive, but all the people that have AIDS, all of them are hardcore drug users.

1:16:11It was like 90 something percent of people that had air quotes AIDS. And they weren't, I don't know whether it's political correctness or what. It was a lot of gay party guys, and these guys were taking hardcore shit like amyl nitrate, which apparently loosens up the old booty hole, makes it easy to, as the kids say today, bottom. They used to call it bottom back then. They were calling it butt fucking. Now it's bottoming. You know, have you seen hole talks? No. What's that? Guys get Botox on their hole to make it looser. Are you serious? Yeah. To make bottoming easier. They call it hole talks.

1:16:48Oh, no. Yeah, if you leave men to their own devices, they will come up with the worst things to do to themselves. But so that was – so Deuceburg, his contention – and it was like – I remember we had him on the podcast. And it was the first time we got like violent pushback. People like, you have blood on your hands. I'm like, who's dying of AIDS right now? Because this was like 2012 or something. I'm like, who's dying of AIDS? Is this a real thing? because I'm just bringing on this guy from the University of California, Berkeley, who's a tenured professor who did groundbreaking research on cancer, like really respected, until he took this position on HIV that was outside of the Fauci narrative.

1:17:28And he was like, I don't think that's what we're looking at here. He goes, I think HIV is a symptom of someone having a very compromised immune system. I don't think it's a cause. And they were like, you monster. You have blood on your hands. It's like I remember there was an article written in one of those magazines, like Spin Magazine or something like that. Spin. Back in the day. You know, when it was like cool. Yeah. They used to have cool music magazines. Spin was a cool music magazine. There was another one. What was the other one? Max. Max. No. No, Maxim was like a guy's magazine. But like remember Rolling Stone used to be cool.

1:18:05Yeah. It used to be cool. It was like before it was like a propaganda arm. it was uh it was like you'd get interesting stories and this was in i think it was spin magazine spin yeah there was another one that was like spin that's what i'm trying to remember see if you can find peter duzberg article aids uh easy died only a month after he was diagnosed whoa he went full blown that fast he might have been diagnosed with full blow right wow Some rapper thinks it's a conspiracy that he was killed by the government. Well, that's fun. I mean, Ice Cube had that whole album saying that he got fucked in the ass by Dr.

1:18:46J in a baseball bat. No Vaseline or whatever. Yeah. Well, who knows? Ice Cube. Don't you remember when Suge Knight was on, I think he was on Jimmy Kimmel's show, talking about how you just inject somebody with AIDS? Oh, yeah. You get injected with AIDS? Like mosquitoes. Yeah. What was my question? Oh, Peter Duisberg, Spin Magazine. Yeah, so he wrote this article about it. And then he, I believe he wrote a book about it, but he's fucked. Like his career completely stalled out after that. He couldn't get funding for things. And, you know, widely dismissed by almost all other scientists. And back then I used to think it doesn't make sense that this one guy has figured things out and that nobody else does.

1:19:30But now I'm like, maybe it's the same as what happened during COVID. But maybe back then there's no internet and maybe back then they could just get away with it. Maybe back then they got used to getting away with it, which is why they tried it again in 2020. That's why they did the exact same thing to all those legitimate professors, legitimate doctors. They shamed them and banned them. They didn't want anybody deviating. And that's, I think, what they might have done to this guy. That's crazy to think that the whole AIDS crisis might have really been about people destroying their immune system.

1:20:04through hardcore drug use. That was his contention. People were saying it's very homophobic. It's like, okay, let's say a bunch of nice things about gay people. We love them. I have no problem with gay people. Let's say it. If you're talking about this, if you were a doctor back then, gay people are amazing. However, all these gay people are doing drugs. All these gay people that are getting AIDS, something like 90 % of them were hardcore drug users. This was his contention. And you would say, well, that's what opens them to the type of behavior that you get AIDS with. Like, okay. Right. But Sam Kinison had a bit about that.

1:20:44Do you remember his bit? He was like, they say, Sam, AIDS is a communicable disease. Straight people get it to you. Name one! Name one fucking guy! Name one! It's not our fucking dance. He didn't write the article, but he's definitely in the article. Right. There was an article about him. Yeah. Yeah, no, he didn't write the article. Did I say he wrote it? No, no, I'm just for clarification because I didn't. No, it was an article about, yeah, Bob Guccione, Spin Magazine. Isn't he the guy that owns Penthouse? I think so, right? Bob Guccione Jr., founder of Spin. Maybe, yeah, yeah. Maybe.

1:21:25Okay, listen to this. So this is what he wrote, what Bob Guccione Jr. wrote. Scroll up a little higher. At the end of 1989, two years after we started the highly controversial AIDS column in Spin, we published an article by Cecilia Farber called The Sins of Omission about the truly bad and corrupt science surrounding promoting AZT as a treatment for the syndrome of diseases. Celia was the editor and frequent writer of the column and unearth hard evidence of the cold-bloodedness of the AIDS establishment pushing a drug that was worse than the disease and killed faster than the natural progression of AIDS left untreated.

1:22:13AZT had been an abandoned cancer drug discarded because of its fatal toxicity, resurrected in the cynical belief that AIDS patients were going to die anyway. So trying it out was sort of like playing with the house's money. Because the drug didn't require the usual massive expensive research and trial processes, having gone through that years earlier, it was insanely profitable for its maker, Burroughs Wellcome. It was a tragically perfect storm of windfall profits, something to pacify AIDS activists and the media, and a convenient boom to the patient holders for HIV testing. Oh, patent, excuse me, patent owners, patent holders for HIV testing.

1:22:56Celia, who should get the Congressional Medal of Honor for her brave and relentless reporting, here and throughout the 10 years we ran the column, exposed the worthlessness of the drug, the shady studies and deals to suppress the negative findings and its awful and final consequences. This piece was this piece very literally changed the media's view of AIDS and sharpened their discerning and skeptical eye. And soon after AZT was once again shelved, hopefully this time forever. Many times over the years since people have come up to me and said that reading this article saved their lives, that they either stopped taking the drug and their health improved vastly or they never took it because of what we reported.

1:23:39nothing ever made me prouder bob gucciani jr founder of spin october 3rd 2015 so this is all this article is all about peter duzberg's perspective on this and uh it's very complicated and it's certainly not for me a guy like me to figure out uh if he's telling the truth or if he's correct but what they said about azt and chemotherapy and pushing azt through and how they made a bunch of money. That's all true. They were not only that, but they were giving AZT to people that showed no symptoms, like Arthur Ashe. Arthur Ashe tested positive. They gave him AZT. There's a bunch of people died from taking AZT that probably didn't have to die.

1:24:25That's scary shit, man. If it's the same guy that pushed the vaccine during the COVID crisis, it's kind of fucked that he got to do it twice. Serial killer. And if he didn't do it twice, Nobody probably would be aware that it was the same guy because even if you know about AZT, nobody was going Anthony Fauci. Nobody was saying that guy's name. You know, you weren't saying when you would talk about the AIDS crisis. They even made a movie about it, right? Dallas Buyers Club. That's the fucking movie. That's what it's about. The bad guy in Dallas Buyers Club is Anthony Fauci. Really? Yes. I need to rewatch it.

1:25:00That's the guy keeping them from getting other medications and pushing AZT. They did the same thing. We played a video the other day where Fauci was talking about AZT. The reason why they use it is because it's both safe and effective. He uses the exact same terminology. Fucking wild. It's wild. And then when Biden's leaving office, he gives him a pardon. Big old juicy pardon. That's ridiculous. It's kind of funny. It is kind of funny, right? It's like God, when it's so in your face, the corruption's so up your ass and in your face. Like, bro.

1:25:40What are you going to do? I don't know. Move to New York. Become a socialist. Try that out. Jesus. No thanks. That's going to be interesting to see what happens in New York. Yeah, most likely he's not going to be able to do most of the stuff he said he was going to do. Exactly. Because he'll find out you can't. Oh, I heard all these CEOs are moving out of there and the stock market I heard is moving. I don't know if that's real. Is that real? Stock market's moving to Texas I heard. What? Yeah. No. They're on the stock market here. It's similar, but I don't think it's the same. The same? But you got to have a Ten Commandments on the wall and check your gun at the door.

1:26:13I just got my first gun. I can't wait to shoot it. Congratulations. Yeah. What'd you get? It's so easy. Shadow Systems War Poet. Whoa. War Poet. That sounds like something. Aubrey Marcus, right? The whole time I'm like, wait, is this Aubrey's gun? He's going to signature gun. Yeah. Shadow System, though. It's like a Glock 19-ish. Okay. Nine millimeter? Nine millimeter. Have you gone to the range yet? Not yet. I need to go. I want to get a scope for it, though, too, like one of those laser scopes. It's called a red dot. Don't say a scope. A scope. Of course, I need to get a silencer and all that fun stuff.

1:26:46Oh, God. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da. But it's so crazy how easy it is. You know, I didn't know it was literally walk in and go, I want a gun, and they do a little background check and go, here's your gun. Like, you don't have to register it. They just make sure you're not a criminal. Right. Yeah. It's great. Yeah. It's better. And you don't even need to do that. You could literally give somebody a gun in this state and go, here, that's your gun now. Like, gift a gun. The craziest thing about this country is the place with the most gun violence are the cities that have the tightest gun control.

1:27:16Right. Yeah. Like, boy, you talk about counterintuitive. Yeah. I wonder if that's our same problem with drugs. I really do. I mean, I don't necessarily think it's going to be good to have all drugs legal and sold everywhere. I just don't think it's necessarily good for us. but also it's not good to not do it it's not good to like make it illegal because then people are just going to get it somewhere else right and bad versions of it this is my argument against um gambling too like especially online gambling you know if online gambling becomes somehow or another illegal like if they stop with these apps like let's say some people decide look there's so many people that are losing their money and going crazy and getting addicted to sports books that we're going to have to ban all these apps that allow you to bet on sports.

1:28:07And then there's a scandal that happened with the NBA, and there's another scandal with the UFC. So it's clear that organized crime is getting involved, and people are trying to make money with rigging bets and shit like that. So we're going to make it illegal. Do you think people are going to stop betting? It's just going to be like they're in the prohibition. They're in the prohibition. What did they do? They went out and they fucking bought illegal booze. they're going to go out and they're going to support illegal gambling. They're going to go to people's houses where they're going to have poker games and they're going to get robbed.

1:28:38You're just going to open people up to crime. You're going to open people up to the kind of people that are willing to risk their freedom in order to have an illegal game so they can make money. Those are wild people, man. That's the same people bringing in fentanyl. That's why they have to blow these boats up. The reason why they have to blow these boats up is because fentanyl is coming in. The reason why fentanyl is coming in is because we don't have legal drugs. We have to get it illegally, and we got a shit ton of junkies. The drugs are illegal, but they're somehow or another getting here to the point where they've ruined Portland.

1:29:10The whole city is filled with junkies. You got people, like homeless people everywhere, complete chaos. It's all drugs. I think that fit and all Ben looks sexy on a girl, though. It's crazy spine control. Yeah, like they're great at yoga. Some people are doing amazing yoga. Like I've done yoga. It's hard. It's hard to stay still. These fucking dudes are like on the street, like literally looking at their asshole. It's crazy. Looking back at their asshole, one leg forward, like face sniffing their own butt. And somehow or another, they just hold that position with like their hand out here like this.

1:29:47It's so crazy. It must feel so good. But legal gambling is what's killing Vegas, right? Vegas is in a lot of trouble. Vegas is in a little bit of trouble. I think the problem with Vegas is things got super expensive. They started charging people for parking. They stopped giving as many free drinks at the tables. But that might have been a response to losing money too. I don't know. But that's what a lot of people complain about. Yeah, and that's sad. Vegas is a tricky place because if you could do what you could do everywhere and not have to go to Vegas for it, what does it have for you? Right.

1:30:25All it has is like big event centers and the fact that you go there for a vacation. So that's why they're trying to get people to do like they do residencies, you know, like Celine Dion had the residency there. And I think what's his face? Garth Brooks had a residency there. And a sphere. Yeah. You have to make stuff like that. The sphere. Yeah. Yeah. Like you can only go. They're building some extra spheres. Right. The original goal was to have three of them, and I think now they've reeled back on that. There's a smaller one I saw getting made somewhere. Those mini spears are blowing up now everywhere.

1:31:01They just opened up one in Dallas, and I want to invest in that company. That's a separate thing, but there's one place that allows you to be in front of a screen that is so big, it feels like you're on the field, right? I've seen that. Yeah, yeah. That's the one we're talking about? It's weirdly called Cosm, and I don't think it's related to the other place. It's not. It's not. Chapel of Sacred Mirrors. That's his. Alex Gray. Leave him alone. He owns Cosm. You can't call it Cosm. Oh. You know? That's Chapel of Sacred Mirrors. They made that Sweet Matrix version of the movie. I want to see it.

1:31:35What do you mean? What? I'll show you. It's insane. You haven't seen this? No. Cosm did this? Yeah. You could still go. I think they have it in Dallas. I want to go so bad. It's called Matrix and Shared Reality. What? Let me find the video of the Matrix. Wait a minute. Yeah, this is a company to invest in, I think. Well, it's the greatest way to see a fight. Yeah. It's probably better than going live. It is, probably. It's the same screen. You're watching it there. Right. But, like, that's the movie in the middle, and then they've added all the extra shit around it to, like, add, you know, nonsense shit to look at.

1:32:09They did a similar thing with The Wizard of Oz. Like, I saw people complaining The Wizard of Oz that the sphere is full of AI because they expanded the screen. But they did it, right. Yeah. I've seen shit, though. It looks kind of neat. It looks badass. They got the tornado flying around in the sphere. Well, why are people upset? Because people are nonsense. I want the old one. You can still get the old one. She's not at the sphere. You're at the sphere. Shut the fuck up. Enjoy it. Flying monkeys in the sphere. Oh, I want it to be like the old one. I want it to be grainy and make me feel about like apple pie.

1:32:41Remind me of the olden days when that was a good movie. Bro, you know how many people died from The Wizard of Oz? like how many people got sick like that dude that had the tin man that guy got fucked up from that stuff makeup yeah a lot of shit happened isn't that crazy the makeup got him there was I think over 10 things that happened like that on the Wizard of Oz there's a lot of shit that happened I don't know if that hanging guy was real but remember that guy hung himself was that real? I don't think that was real right? no It's definitely one of the longest lasting urban myths about it, though.

1:33:19Yeah. But what happened to the Tin Man? It was the makeup. Right, but what happened to him? I'm looking it up. I think it was bad. You've got to imagine, how toxic is that stuff? Especially back then. This was back when they had the Radium Girls. Do you know about that? The witch had something happen to her, too. Buddy Epson originally cast in roles the Wood Man, a.k.a. the Tin Man, was essentially poisoned by the makeup, which was made of pure aluminum dust. Oh, my God. Nine days after filming started, he was hospitalized, sitting under an oxygen tent. When he was not getting better fast enough, the filmmakers hired Jack Haley to be the Tin Man instead.

1:33:58This time, instead of applying aluminum powder, the makeup artist mixed it into a paste and painted it on him. He did develop an infection in his right eye that needed medical attention, but it ended up being treatable. So that guy just left him. This guy lost it? He lost the role? He lost the role. Wow. Oh, that sucks. So whatever happened to him afterwards? Yeah. Let's find out what happened to Buddy Epson after the—what if he survived? No, that can't be him. Wait, that's the original guy. Wait, that's him? I mean, they replaced him. Right, but it can't be Buddy Epson from the Beverly Hillbillies.

1:34:31Right. It can't be the same guy. I mean, how many— That's what I'm saying. How many Buddy Epsons are there? What did that just say? Oh, yeah, it's him. That's him? So he got lucky. Maybe. Maybe it never would have been Jed Clampett because it couldn't have been the Tin Man. That's nuts. Man, his face looks like a Tin Man now that you look at it. Is that definitely the same guy? Does it say that? Right here. Best known for roles is Jed Clampett. Right. Right. But does it say that he was in... Yeah, there's a little Tin Man in the second picture over. I know, but that might be the other one. Is that the same guy?

1:35:07Well, look in his Wikipedia. I think there's two different famous Buddy Ebsons. I know. What are the odds? Well, the other guy, maybe he's dead. Maybe he didn't get famous. This guy jacked his name. Yeah, it's signed by MGM. Wizard of Oz. There it is. Wow. That's him. He was the original Wizard of Oz. Sexy. Wow. Sexy Tim. Poisoned his ass. That's nuts, man. The witch also got sick off of her stuff. Oh, she was wearing green, right? Burns from the makeup. Oh, she got burned. I was full of copper makeup. Copper makeup so that it wouldn't seep through her wounds and become toxic. Unlike Epstein, she didn't get fired because they could live without her on the set for several more weeks.

1:35:47Oh, my God. It's false. The actor didn't hang himself. And one of them playing the munchkins. Ooh. True. Someone stepped on Toto. Oh, no.

1:36:03Yeah, those movies are weird to watch now because you realize that wasn't that long ago in terms of human history, and people were just weird back then. Mm-hmm. Nuts. So what does the sphere version of The Wizard of Oz look like? So they, as an example, it's normal in the middle. Right. But then they built everything around it. So when there was a tornado, the original movie just had a little spinny tornado. Now they make this humongous tornado where you could see the clouds in the sky and this monster trunk of a tornado. It's so awesome. Who would complain about that? yeah people just hear ai don't change my movies and they're i went to see i just wanted to see a big version of the same old shitty movie right and while that tornado is going on they have like things flying through the air in for real like drones no no like things that are supposed to look like dust and stuff like look at it oh my god that's amazing fans in there and they throw debris in there and yeah wow oh my god that's incredible why would anybody complain about that You know, when they did the UFC there, I think it was at least 20 million.

1:37:13Oh, they spread it out? Do that again? Yeah, they had to add stuff that the actors would have been doing. You never know what they would. That's what I saw people were mad about. Whether they're really mad or not. Oh, yeah, that guy looks fake. No, no, this is not the final version. Oh, that's when they're working on it? That's when they were working on it. Oh, okay. Yeah. So they had to have them walk into the scene. Look at that. Wow. I mean, it looks badass. I want to go really bad. I'm going to go there next month to go see something. It's also not the whole movie, I think. It's not? No. I thought they cut out.

1:37:47I thought it was. I don't think they did the entire thing. I guess if the movie's two hours, I think it's an hour and a half or something like that. Oh, well, that's not cool. They might have cut out some songs or something. You're not supposed to do that because then it's not going to sync up. Right. Yeah. I wish they would do that, though. Like, if you go there, you get headphones and listen to the Pink Floyd. Why you did that would be badass. Well, you would bring your phone. Oh. And you would sync it up. Right. So that would piss me off if they fucked it up and made it an hour and a half instead of two hours.

1:38:16And I just dropped acid. Yeah. And I was ready. Damn. I'm going to go see Zac Brown Band there next month. What is he doing in there? He's got a residency there. He's doing the sphere. What is he doing with the craziness in the sky? I don't know. He said he was working on, they've been working on a lot of cool stuff, but I didn't ask him. like oh you probably can't tell you anyway right right until the thing so who's been there they had um uh grateful dead fish fish right um was it fish yeah fish was there and i think started it you two started it right you two did the first one and the backstreet boys or something weird like that was there instinct yeah when i was i was there the weekend it started and i was walking around wondering why everyone was dressed in white they saw i don't know how you do this and how you tell people to do this everyone showed up in white for the back every show 20 ,000 people wow for the backstreet boys yeah mostly girls guys too wait I don't know how what is that all about I don't know it was very strange walking around Vegas and everyone dressed in white jeans white shirts ew what what is fucking happening oh the backstreet boys are here and you leave at 11 30 and they're all walking around drunk and still all the backstreet boys were huge when I was 21 if you had told me when I was 38, they would be playing in the most sophisticated dome, the most sophisticated auditorium, whatever you want to call it, stadium that anyone's ever performed in.

1:39:37I'd be like, what? And selling it up. I've got the list of acts now. Yeah, Zac Brown starts in a couple weeks. Yeah. No Doubts coming in May. No Doubt? Yep. What? Kenny Chesney's also been there. Do you know how much money it must cost to run? Because the UFC budget was way over because of it, because they had these big, crazy animated things that were going on in the background. It was fucking cool as shit, man. Just walking into the building the first time, I was like, this is nuts. That's awesome. It was really, truly impressive. And I guess the outside is insane, too. You know? Yeah. It's cool, the visuals they have on that.

1:40:12Like the advertisement, too. They'll just have Samsung phones on this big. Yeah. After a while, it's just going to be drones in the sky. Just pixel-sized drones. Just trillions of them playing a movie out. I mean, that sounds crazy, but so does a screen. So does a, you know? Right. A giant, I was watching some guy reviewing the biggest TV you can buy now. It's like 118 inches. 130, I think. Is it really? Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about, yeah. So maybe it's, you know, the thing about these things is like maybe the video I watched is seven months old. Right. Right, and now there's one that's.

1:40:47Was it Linus Tech Tips? No, someone else. some guy and he was like you can sit it on a cabinet but it weighs 240 pounds so like you have to have like a super sturdy cabinet but most people should just hang them on the wall but you do not try to hang it on the wall by yourself he's like it's just way too heavy yeah yeah what is it 10 days old it's 116 inch oh so that's the biggest i don't know i just typed in biggest tv in the world maybe it's a mid led i think there's something a little bigger than that Maybe it is 116 inches. Unboxing the biggest TV yet. Unbox therapy. The thing I like that's cool that nobody can get is like what Justin Bieber and Kanye have in their warehouses, which is like a giant Jumbotron screen.

1:41:32And they're watching TV and watching movies. A giant Jumbotron? Yeah, I don't like that. So they made a movie theater. It's like they're practicing for their arena shows and they're just. What? Yeah, hear me. Really? No. So a Jumbotron like you would have at Madison Square Garden. And they have one in their house. Justin Bieber. You've been following Bieber. Wait a minute. Justin Bieber's doing a Twitch stream? He started doing Twitch recently, yeah. What? Yeah, he's just live streaming. He's making videos and practicing. He's got a basketball hoop and golf shooting. How many people are watching while he's doing this?

1:42:10I don't know. He also doesn't really communicate with the fans or anything. They just kind of have it on. That thing back here is a giant screen. I don't wish you could see it on. That's so weird. And, like, how many people are watching this while it's streaming? Well, this video has 250 ,000 views from 13 days ago. Right, but this is a YouTube video. This isn't an actual stream. This is a reposting of it. Right. Is it on his channel? No. The bug is his channel? No, this isn't his channel. I don't want to show the video. So the 242 ,000 are on someone else's channel. So they've taken his stream and reposted it.

1:42:42Yeah, I guess. He's just making his video or making songs. but it's not showing the screen I wanted to show you. How do you know about this? Are you a Belieber? I mean, he's got good songs. He's got good songs. He's a golfer. Oh, he's a golfer. Oh, he's a golfer. It's that cult, the cult of the ball. Weird. Cult of the little white ball. LeBron got the bug. Kevin Hart got the bug. I saw Kevin Hart got the bug. You motherfuckers. Everyone's got that goddamn golfing bug. Kevin Hart? Yeah, I bet Red Band never gets that bug. No, I didn't. Fuck that shit. It's never going to happen. They'll never get you with that.

1:43:18I don't want that. No. They'll never get you. It sounds horrible. They'll never get you with some outdoor activity. Fuck off. Fuck off. Whatever. It wouldn't be that. Fuck off with your archery. Outdoor. Archery? You want to do archery? I used to do archery in middle school. Well, when we open up. What's that? Kanye watching a basketball game on a screen. Can I get a perspective, though? That's Kanye down there. What? That's awesome. No way. For real? That's how he watches TV? I don't. I mean. It's a hundred foot screen? That'd be cool. That's badass. Is that like the panel thing? That's all before the anti-Jew stuff when they killed his bank account.

1:43:53Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that like the panel things where they put those panels in? Yeah. Bro, go back to that. That's insane. Joe, get that for the studio so we can go watch basketball. That's insane. I know we're doing another studio at Circuit of America. That is so awesome, dude. That amusement park there looks so fucking cool, dude. It's sick. They have great restaurants that are opening up there. They have a fitness center there. It's dope. It's pretty dope. And the track is incredible. Yeah. But is it going to be like traffic nightmare around there? Because that area is already kind of a traffic nightmare around there.

1:44:29Helicopter in. It's not the best place to drive to sometimes. Like I went to see Garth Brooks there recently. It was nuts. So many people there. I saw Eminem there. That was nuts. Oh, you saw Eminem there? Yeah. Oh, damn. I didn't even know he was there. It was great. It was great. He looks good. and put on a very energetic show. You know, he still can flow fast, you know. It was really good. It was a great show. And who else did we see there? Oh, Post Malone was there. I saw Post Malone there a couple times. I saw him when he did the, I think a couple times. I saw him when he did the, the other time I saw him was in Dallas, but he did the country music tour.

1:45:06So he was doing mostly country, a lot of acoustic songs, a lot of acoustic guitars. Great. Post Malone. It was great. Here's a fun story about Posty. When I met him, he met my fiancee, Janice, who's Asian, and he exchanged phone numbers with her. And then I find out later how he's got the biggest Asian fetish ever. And so Janice and him have text proof. I'm like, oh, no. She calls him Posty as a joke just to piss me off. Like, oh, Posty. Can't he just be a friend? He loves Asian girls more than me. That's hilarious. It is a thing. Dudes who love Asian girls. It becomes a thing. Yeah. I don't know why, but it seems to stick.

1:45:52It's probably like Chung Lee from Street Fighter as a kid. You know, seeing her in that little dress. That can't be it. That can't be the only reason. That's ridiculous. I don't know. It's interesting though, right? It becomes a type. Yeah. Oh, I saw the Stones there. That was nuts. That was nuts. So it's an outdoor concert there? Yeah. I mean, they have a huge stage. And the Stones was like over 100 ,000 people were there for it. Wow. Because it was also during Circuit of the Americas. It was bananas, man. Like, you can't even believe you're seeing it. It's so nuts. It's one of those things where you're like, is that really Mick Jagger out there?

1:46:32Like, this is, you know what I mean? Like, some people attain a level of, like, legendary status that you can barely believe they're real when you see them in person. That was what it was like. They were great, man. Like, put on a great fucking show at 1 ,000 years old. Have you raced a car there? Is that possible? Yeah, I've driven around. I haven't raced anybody, but I've gone fast. I want to go fast. Right. I took the – well, I've driven a few cars around there. I drove my car, which is a GT3 RS, a 2007 GT3 RS. I took that around the track. I took a Ford GT. It's another car I have. I took that around the track.

1:47:08And then recently I drove, they have a new Corvette, the Corvette ZR1. Oh, yeah. It's 1 ,000 horsepower. Yeah. 1 ,000 horsepower Corvette. It was bananas. By far the best car I've ever driven. Really? By far. You're going to get one? 100%. Really? 1 ,000, 100 ,000%. Yeah, it looks sexy, too. I love it. No, dude, it's incredible. It's incredible. I mean, it's just like it's so engineered man like when you're driving around the track. We were going fast and the thing was just gripping Gripping the the handling is so balanced because it's a mid-engine car now you know the from the C8 the eighth version like from Tony's on is all like super balanced out now because the engine is in the Middle of the car.

1:47:59It's just like so planted Is it better than I mean Porsches have mid mid engine cars, too Is it better than Porsche? Porsche's mid-engine cars are the Caymans and the Boxster. Those are the mid-engine cars. The other ones are rear-engine cars, which is a little more tricky. Rear-engine cars, it's like when the ass end kicks out, you've got to keep on the gas or the car will spin out on you. It's a little different. A lot of people don't. They like it because you can control that. And once you get to control it, it can actually help you run the track. That's why one of the fastest cars in the world around the Nürburgring is the Porsche 911 GT3 RS, which is a rear-engine, rear-wheel drive car.

1:48:41And it's one of the fastest cars around the Nürburgring because when you know how to drive it, that weight balance can actually assist you, and they're just so well-engineered. But the Corvette's faster. It is? Yeah. What's it's zero to 60? Well, zero to 60 is way faster. It's a faster car. It's a spaceship. It's a nutty car. I don't know if it's faster around the Nürburgring. As a matter of fact, I don't think it is. I think it's like a hair behind it, which is interesting because it's a lot more horsepower. But that's also a professional race car driver drove the Porsche, and Corvette set its record for the fastest American car ever built around the Nürburgring with a Corvette engineer, not even a professional race car driver.

1:49:28And so professional race car drivers, like there's some guys on YouTube, they've looked at the footage because you can watch the dash cam footage. They said, I could take about 10 seconds off. Wow. Which is nuts. More than a Model S Plaid though, the new ones? They're really fast too, but they're not as fast around corners. You know what I mean? Like the Nürburgring and a lot of these tracks, it's not just about how fast you go. It's about what kind of suspension you have. and the Model S Plaid in some ways is limited by the width of the tires and the suspension. It's a great car for driving regular streets.

1:50:04But if you were going to do a car like that and take it on the track, you would do what I did with mine, the unplugged performance one. Badass one. That's different. That could probably go around the track faster than anything. Right. Because it has super wide tires. It's a wider body because they add carbon fiber fenders, wider tires, and then like insane braking power. Like that car's, that's a future car. That car's from the future. That's sexy as fuck. It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever driven. Yeah. By everything else I have, all the fast, supposedly fast cars, they're all pussy cars compared to that thing.

1:50:41Right. That robot just silent, goes faster than all of them. Faster, handles incredible, and it's really heavy. Those are really heavy cars. I've never even seen that the Mercedes NG1 is the fastest on the Nürburgring. ring. Wow, that's sexy. That's basically a race car. 630. So a minute faster than the Tesla Plaid in 2023. What is that exhaust on the top? See, that's the thing about a Tesla Plaid. 730 used to be awesome. Like when my GT3 RS came out, I think it was like 740. A professional race car driver took it around the Nürburgring, which is kind of nuts. But now I think the Corvette is under six is under seven i think it's like 650 yeah what is the corvette's time so number one is it yeah okay 649 649 that's crazy so that's a full minute almost faster than the gt3 rs that i have so look at that so below that so it is faster than the gt3 rs which is nuts because the gt3 rs and the GT2 RS have always been like the ones that everybody looks at.

1:51:500.05. Yeah, real close, real close. But again, the Corvette is being driven by a guy who's an engineer. The Porsche is being driven by a race car driver. There is a difference. Those engineers are awesome drivers, but that's like, you know, you play basketball in college, you're really good, now you have to play against LeBron. There's a difference. And it's also pre-production, right? Yeah. And then there's the GT2 RS, the Manthe. So what Manthe is, it's like a performance company. They take a regular GT2, which is a nutty car. It's a turbocharged GT3 RS, essentially. And it's got more than 700 horsepower.

1:52:28It's an insane car. So that's a little faster. But the regular GT2 RS is not as fast around the – so that's an MR. That's another modified vehicle. It's another company. That's a GT3 RS, but then GT2 RS is what I'm asking about. So there's the GTD. That's the Ford Mustang. That's the new crazy Mustang that they just came out with. These are nutty numbers, man. Like off the charts, insane numbers. And they're going to get faster and faster. When Elam's here, he was trying to tell me, without telling me, how insane his little Sportster car, whatever it's called, the Roadster. Oh, the Bigfoot. Whatever that thing is going to be.

1:53:12Roadster. Bigfoot. Yeah, Sasquatch. Yeah, okay. But he said they're going to have a product demonstration sometime in the beginning of the year. He said January or February. They had that 13 years ago, too. I mean, I wish you would bring that out. God, that's like the... How many people put a deposit A lot. And a lot of people have canceled their deposits. Including Sam Altman. Yeah. Yeah. MK did recently also. I mean, I don't understand what the problem is. Like, why not just release one? I mean. Because you can't. Yeah. Because you're busy. Well, but he's releasing other things. He's got rockets to make.

1:53:53Yeah. He doesn't have the time. I like my Hummer. That's my favorite car. What's that? From the time he's been here, they've already pushed it back to April 1st now. Oh. That's an article I just found. For the demonstration? Three days ago. Oh, so, okay. So, 2027. Yeah. Are we going to get this before TTI? Tesla delays reveal of production roaster. April Fool's Day. See? April Fool's Day. It's not a... He's fucking with everybody. That's funny. Come on, that's funny. No, he's definitely funny. That's actually funny. Yeah. Look at that. Let me see the image again. Gives him some deniability. Bro.

1:54:28If that thing does come out, though, that's going to be so much fun. That's zero to 60 in some stupid number. because the tesla plaid my car does it in 1.9 yeah 1.9 it's crazy yeah i mean i don't know what that's gonna do it in but it's it's probably gonna be like 1.4 or something insane which is one second basically a second my hummer does in 2.8 and that's scary as fuck dude and the whole front goes up like a boat you're just looking at the sky really are they having a hard time selling those? Yeah, 100%. Why? They're cool. They're really cool. I think it's just, I don't know, man. It's just, it's expensive.

1:55:06It's a very expensive car. And, you know. You're always ranting about it, though. You love it. It's my favorite car, and it's just ridiculous that it's so much fun to drive. It's the funnest car I've ever drove. And little things like that, where you go fast and the whole thing goes up like a boat, it's so hilarious. They just released Super Crab Walk also, just like an update where it's even more ridiculous, like, where you can just drive sideways kind of super crap yeah it's fun dude you should you should borrow my car sometimes it's fucking awesome have you been in a cybershark yet uh i have but i haven't driven one and you know that's something i canceled my reservation for that's why i got the hummer but uh i'm still i got that tick like i kind of want it still but i don't know if you did it you should put cat stickers all over it.

1:55:54Cat stickers. You know what I mean? Like put your death squad cat. Like wrap it and stuff? I would wrap it. That way people would definitely fuck with it. Yeah, I can't do that. Dudes would piss all over your car or something. Right. Like I wanted to get Red Band as my license plate and it was like available. I was like I can't do that. But that'd be cool. Yeah, you're just asking to get stalked. Like I roast. You know, it'd be like that.

1:56:21That was back when Tony wanted attention yeah now he's hiding yeah hey i'm hiding i'm hiding um now he's got tinted windows when you like maybe you can put red band in like a code yeah yeah that would actually be more fun i almost said what my license plate is i mean i kind of did oh did you yeah that's a douche move right having a like I've never had I'd had one December oh yeah 12 2000 20 2012 that was the end of the Mayan calendar yeah that's right you did have one if that really did like we're gonna look back and that's when something happened and we just didn't realize something had happened yeah like there's some technological breakthrough they're gonna point back to December 21st 2012 yeah they're going to say oh that's when everything went weird 100 probably right yeah that and covid we got two updates during those two times it was the big one yeah i had someone trying to tell me it was the most painful conversation that every time your nose got swabbed during covid they put uh micro particles in your body and they can turn them on or off and make you tired or make you like what Why am I having this conversation?

1:57:37Did you hang up with Eddie Bravo? I go, if you research this, if you research this, like, what are you talking about? I was like, this is the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life. Like, everybody's got it, and 90 % of the people on the planet have these things in their body, and they can just turn them on and turn them off. Okay, what? Where is this technology coming from? Where are they having—you know how many steps have to be taken before they inject stuff into people? They have to be sure that it works. Yeah. Did you see Kim Kardashian doesn't believe we went to the moon? She's been watching the show.

1:58:08We're dropping knowledge on Kim. Oh, Kim's catching it. It's funny watching her be into that. She's catching it. Old Kim's getting red-pilled. Yeah. That's great, bro. When you watch Richard Nixon having a conversation with the guys, congratulations, boys, you're on the moon. He's got a phone. He's got a landline. He's calling the guys on the moon. Shut the fuck up. up just shut your fucking hole there is no way that phone is connected to anybody other than another phone yeah i didn't even know about the phone thing that's ridiculous well that's one of the things that gus grisham complained about he hung a lemon uh put a lemon on a coat hanger and hung it on the lunar module because they couldn't communicate with the people that were in the command center they were all trying to communicate and he was pissed off it wasn't working so he He put a lemon in it.

1:59:04He hung it on the door. And that's the dark, dark conspiracy because he burned to death inside that thing. Really? Yeah. And his family thinks that they murdered him because he wasn't willing to go along with the moon hoax. He was supposed to be the original pilot. Yeah. Did you follow that conspiracy? Are there all the Challenger astronauts are still alive? Have you been following? Oh, I've seen that. I've seen that. I love that one. You want to know what's not a conspiracy that Elon told us? If they made the Challenger out of steel instead of aluminum, it wouldn't have burnt up like that. Really?

1:59:36Yeah. That's what he said. He said it was about the tiles. Right. Isn't that nuts? Yeah, because that's how it happened. The tiles break off. Yeah. But aluminum just heats up too fast and disintegrates. It falls apart. Yeah. That's why he uses steel. Like those things are all the spaceships that he's making. Does he cast them like he does his cars? I wonder. You know what I mean? I can't say how they do it. I don't think we could say it, right? All right, don't tell me. I don't care. I don't think we should say it. But it's steel. I'll tell you, it's steel. It's steel. It's crazy looking, man.

2:00:10When you see them in person, you're like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Yeah, that's a trip. It's literally like you're inside of the Death Star, and you're looking at some spaceship that they're constructing. Or you're with the Resistance or whoever Luke Skywalker was with. It's weird, man. It's weird because these are spaceships. They're going to go into space and eventually, supposedly, go to Mars. I'm good. You're not going to go. No. Fuck that. I'm not going. But if you had a choice between Earth is going to be hit by the biggest asteroid that's ever impacted Earth in five years, there's no way we're going to avoid it.

2:00:51Right. And we figured out a way to grow food on Mars. Who's in? I might go to Mars. Then I'll go. But I want to be passed out like my colonoscopy where I just wake up. I'm like, oh, I'm here. Could you imagine watching from Mars when Earth gets hit with an asteroid? You watch it in real time. Wow. You see this big flash in the sky and like a quarter of Earth looks like it's on fire. God, bro. That'd be intense. Bro, imagine being on the surface of Mars watching Earth get destroyed. Going, oh boy, we've got to make the most of this. I thought you could barely see it, wouldn't you? You'd have telescopes and shit.

2:01:29You could barely see it. With your eyes, you mean? I don't know. Yeah, with your eyes, you could barely see it for sure. And wouldn't it be like years later you would see it? No. It'll be a few seconds later. Right. But if, yeah, if you were using a telescope, you'd definitely be able to see it. But with the naked eye, it'd be a little tiny dot. Because it's only, Mars is only like, what, three quarters the size of Earth? How big is Mars in relationship to the size of Earth? And you can barely see Mars, right? So Earth would only be a slight bit bigger. And then going back to Earth after to see it would be crazy.

2:02:09Just watch cannibals. Just all people looking up at you over rib cages, wearing human skin. That's probably what people are like after the asteroid's impacted. you know the people that have survived like these big huge extinction events okay oh it's a lot smaller than earth it's half the size basically almost a little bit more than half the size wow so we could barely see that so you could barely barely see earth too

2:02:42You know, Terrence Howard has the craziest idea about planets. he and again i don't know if he's right but it's fun he thinks that planets are made out of chunks of stuff that gets ejected from the sun and eventually gravity coal and as it moves further and further away from the sun it gets to the point where it could support life and he said you probably experience that all over the cosmos it's probably like peopling like things get to a stage where it could support life and then life exists for long enough where intelligent life develops and that happens all over the cosmos that's his thought and then maybe these people that we see when you meet aliens maybe that's future versions of people and that peopling is a natural thing just like you know grow crops you know oh the crops are fruiting we're going We're going to get apples.

2:03:38We're going to go pick apples today because the tree lived long enough. The seeds planted long enough. Now it grows fruit. Now you can go eat your apples. Imagine we're just a farm, just a people farm. That makes sense. Everyone say, no, that doesn't make any sense. Listen, nothing about this world makes sense. Fucking literally nothing. Nothing about life makes sense. It's all very strange. and you don't think it's possible that this is a stage on the way to becoming some new kind of life form, and that has happened already somewhere else, and they come to visit to make sure we're okay? Of course that's possible.

2:04:22I'm leaning more towards simulation theory more and more the older I get. Yeah? Yeah, 100%. For real, for real? 100 % or 100%. All right, why? What's your argument for why the simulation theory is real? uh because you can kind of see right now the idea like look at look at ai chat bots or look at look ai talking to ai you could already kind of see uh artificial intelligence now like baby version of it right imagine a hundred years from now imagine thousands of years ago and we are the ai you know So I just see that that just seems like it makes sense, that aliens created us as AI, you know, in this fake world.

2:05:05And they're just— So this is just a program running. Yeah. I don't know. Look, it's— It's a fun one to think. Let's talk about that stupid quantum computer. Okay, what is that? Right. So if that thing can do that, if it could run a calculation that would take every computer on Earth 2.6 billion years to solve and it could do it in a few minutes, what kind of rendering can that thing do? What kind of experience can that thing provide to my simple monkey neurons? I wear a headset. and it like you were telling me about those weird online games where they're never ending or like you explore space and there's like universes and but there's no end to the game right you just go places and see things and you can go to a new place and see a new thing right and it's like constantly rendering a new version of it like well what's that yeah right what is that and now you add a bunch of variables like life forms this and natural disasters and ideological capture and all this different shit and trannies in the women's room all that stuff like add that to it and all the chaos of war and a fucking you know samsung can't get their shit together like all that put it all together like to keep you confused and chaotic and like you're guessing constantly everything's madness like this is that's how i would make a simulation i would make a simulation that's fucking completely bananas some old guy gets shot in the air jumps up and goes fight, fight, fight.

2:06:36Yeah. Crazy stuff. Right. The nuttier the better. The weirder the better. I want a communist running New York City. Run it. Run that program. Let's go. Yeah. And all these rich kids are going to be supporting him. Yay. Socialism. Mm-hmm. Run that program. All of it. Yeah. Run it. And we get upgraded when we sleep at night. Maybe. it's just one of those things it's like we we realize that we're building towards an event like human civilization clearly seems to be building towards an event there's like the military stuff the ukraine russia stuff the gaza palestine israel stuff but it's also the technology war it's like building towards an event and how that event plays out i don't know and I think everyone's got a little bit of anxiety about that you know but at least they have at least they're letting the climate change we're gonna die shit go Bill Gates was like the first he sat on the first alarm actually we're gonna be fine did you see he said that recently Bill Gates said that yes yes Bill Gates the pied piper of we're all gonna die The guy, literally the Paul Revere of we're going to die is now we're going to be okay.

2:07:58We're going to be fine. So they're letting that go. So if they're letting that go, okay, good. At least you can relax in that front. So what do we have to be anxious about now? What dilemmas is the simulation providing us that are going to keep us distracted as we build towards an event? I think the real event involves AI. I think that's the real event. I think all this other stuff, the climate change stuff. And it would make – isn't it kind of weird too that AI literally came to us overnight? It wasn't like we saw baby versions of AI. It just seemed like, oh, one day we all have AI. Like we have – you know, all this.

2:08:38It came out of nowhere. I mean when was chat GPT – or excuse me, when was OpenAI funded? When was it founded? What was the – Yeah, I don't know. Let's guess. 2017. I was going to say the same thing. Are you serious? Yeah. I was going to say 16. I was like, nah, 17. Yep, 7. But it might be 15, right? What was it? 15? Ah. Yeah, so 10 years ago, these motherfuckers knew that eventually we're going to figure that thing out. And then also they were probably the first people that were collecting data, right, and realizing that data is a commodity. Well, it's also a commodity in that this data allows people to use their artificial intelligence and create things, which is essentially on the back of artists, right?

2:09:30Like digital artists and like these – a lot of these people that make stuff with their hands, that like have a distinctive art style. Like you can tell it, make me a painting of a dog and a young boy in the style of Picasso during a very particular time period of his life. And it'll like that. But it's doing it off of Picasso's work. Right. Right? Yeah. So it's trained on. Yeah. Like if you say make me a Frank Frazetta of Conan the Barbarian that's never been seen. Do you do that? Yeah, that sounds cool. What should we do that? Yeah, let's put that into perplexity. Yeah. And have it. It doesn't do images?

2:10:10I don't think so. All right. That's an issue. Make credit for the word to have big boobs then. All right. When you use AI, are you using programs that do deep fakes? Are you using programs that do video generate? Are you using Sora? I use Sora all the time. Is that the best one for videos, right? It kind of sucks. Sometimes Sora's are the best. Other times, Grok's great. I mean, every day I'm trying to go back and forth between them two. But I would say Soar is probably the best one right now. But then next week some other one will come out and be better. So I'm always jumping around. Brett Weinstein was explaining something really interesting about like NVIDIA and a lot of these companies that make video cards.

2:10:58That their design of these video cards is uniquely good for AI generation. and that's why they're so huge now. These companies are bigger than any other company. I asked it to do it. There you go. Okay. Wow. That looks good. I don't know if that is that. Holy shit. No, that's from like. That's incredible. Cobra Commander's thing or something like that. That's incredible. That looks great. I stand corrected. So tell it, tell perplexity to make him look older and more scarred. And vulnerable. Well, no, he was always mean. more scarred. Okay. I think they're doing it based on Arnold Schwarzenegger.

2:11:41Oh. Because the hair was lighter and Conan's hair was like jet black in the books. Ooh, look how it generates it. I like that. This is wild. Perplexing. Cool. Make him look older and more scarred. Oh. That's so cool. Oh, get a little. Oh, my God. That's cool. Oh, my God. They fucking nailed it. That is perfect. Holy shit, dude. That's incredible. Is it even fake signs? What's that? Fake signature. Oh, wow. Oh, whoa. That's cool. What is the signature? No, you can't. It's unalegable. I don't know if it's anything. Whoa. He's wearing unboots. That's the kind of boots they wore back then. Damn, that's pretty fucking good.

2:12:22And the dragon has three arms. Now make him in a scene where he's fighting armed skeletons. Ooh.

2:12:45So we're going to have the old dude with the scars fighting skeletons. We're 12. And now animate it. You know, that's cool. Now give him a big old hog. Big old floppy hog. Whoa. What happened to his hair? He's getting older. That's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah, that's weird. That's not Conan. Okay. Give him good, but give him long black hair. And pouty lips. Put pouty lips just to see what happens. Give him hair to jet black and longer.

2:13:29All right, here we go. Put him in pigtails. It's wild how this thing can just do this. I love this shit. I mean, I just do this for hours. And all it takes is a prompt, and you can do it with your voice. You don't even have to do it by typing it in, which is really nuts. Yeah.

2:13:48That's better. That's better. Still a little longer with the hair. The hair needs to be a little longer, but that's okay. And that looks like he dyed it black just for Mendit. Yeah, but they took away the weapons from the skeletons. They don't like skeletons having that battle axe. Look, they edited that out. Yeah, that sucks. Okay, make the skeletons heavily armed with armor and helmets, swords, and shields. What? With armor and helmets, swords, and shields.

2:14:34Why did I say swords? Swords. I said it like it's spelled. That's your Boston in you. He's got his swords. He's got a sword. Run, Paulie. He's gonna get ya. He's got his sword. Oh, I like how it does that. Oh. That's pretty dope. That's pretty fucking dope. Although, where's the blood on the sword coming from if they're all skeletons? True. Issue. That's an issue. That's pretty fucking good, though, dude. It's a little different than Frazetta's style. Okay, now say make it more like Frazetta's paintings because it's a little too detailed. Right. Make it more like Frazetta's. Skeletons are bullshit, though.

2:15:25Paintings. All their bones would fall on the ground. There's no muscles. It's not going to stop the blade. But they're all coming at you. There's so many of them. They're coming at you from everywhere. You know? You have to... They're scary. There's a zombie inside the skeleton, a zombie brain. Yeah, they have no muscle. You can kick their ass. Yeah, they would just be a pile. I don't like his pose. It's still the same. And what's that bomb on the ground? Like a World War II bomb? Yeah, what is that? What's that? It's like a vibrator. That's a Hitachi. What is that big robot dick on the ground?

2:15:58Big old red rocket. That's weird. I kind of like how they've got the skeletons have shields now. Now, that's cool. That looks pretty dope. Yeah. Yeah. No one still to this day, I would love to talk Quentin Tarantino into doing it for his last film. No one to this day has done a really good Conan movie. Like the books. That's true. Have you ever read the books? A long time ago. I used to be really in that and the Death Dealer. Or was it Death Dealer? Is that what his name was? Death Dealer? Yeah. Who? Oh, man. The guy with the big horns, the black death dealer, right? Is that what it's called? It's been that, too.

2:16:37Who's got the horns? I think it's called the death dealer. Is it called the death dealer? Yeah, that guy. Oh, yeah, that's the fourth picture right there. Where's next to it? To the right. So it's basically a ripoff. Yeah, that was really into those books. I thought it was Frank Frazetta, unless someone made that up. No, it is. It's Frank Frazetta also. Go to that Yeah That's him Dude that was my He was my favorite That's one of Frazetta's best paintings Really? Yeah that's the Death Dealer I used to read those books I didn't know there were books Yeah I was obsessed with that The Death Dealer What is the book about?

2:17:11I don't even remember anymore man Oh It was badass though I used to The Death Dealer Actually Oh Frank Frazetta's volume 3 The Death Dealer Yeah that was my favorite one That was my favorite book right there Book 2 The second one, yep. So what does he just go around fucking killing people? He was a badass. I think he was dead, too, if I remember. I don't even remember. See if you can go and find out what it looks like inside of it. Inside of what? Inside of that book. It's a graphic novel, right? No, no, it's a book. It's a book book. Book book. Oh. And then I read that before I read Conan, and that's how I got into Conan, because I was like, wait, who's Conan?

2:17:50Really? So who wrote that? It's not Robert E. Howard. Right? James Silk. Oh, okay. So he based it on a Frazetta painting. Yeah. And made... Okay, okay. Yeah. So Frazetta, though, was... The Conan books were in the 30s. Were they? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know it was that old. It's really old. Wow. Yeah, Robert E. Howard. He lived with his mom. He was super depressed and wound up killing himself. And he wrote about, like, the most badass motherfucker that he wished he was. living in a time where there's sorcerers and dragons and you have you been a conan's pizza here in austin is it related it's all conan shit you walk in it's all conan shit really you would love it how's the pizza i haven't had i haven't been there yet but it looks badass i saw it on tiktok and it's just like a conan's fans uh drink super nerd yeah it's just everywhere oh it's all Rosetta stuff on the wall.

2:18:49Yeah, everywhere. Oh, wow. What a great idea. Yeah. It's a good way to keep chicks out. Yeah, look at the table. We're not going to the... Yeah, hard seats and Conan paintings. That's how you keep chicks out. We are not going to see those fucking gay paintings. I want to go there, though. Why do you like those fucking gay paintings? They're the most coolest paintings in the world. They are. They are. I don't think that... I don't think women have the same opinion. Yeah. Have you had a guess? I don't know. I mean, I was into Red Sonja, too, but girls hate Red Sonja. Because she's too hot. She's got big old titties and she fucks everybody up.

2:19:28Yeah, she's too hot. Red Sonja versus Conan. Isn't it weird that that genre caught fire? Like the genre of fantasy, like medieval fantasy, like chain mail, like iron, big swords, helmets, and then monsters, witches, warlocks. What is that? Why did the barbarian era, why was that so interesting to people? Muscles. Yeah, like for Robert E. Howard because he's living this bullshit soft life living in his mom's house. Can't get any pussy. Fuck, I'm such a loser. You know, writing these books about a guy who's the ultimate, just a destroyer, covered in scars, kills everybody, He kills all the monsters.

2:20:15Never loses. Fuck yeah. Comes close to losing a couple times. Never loses. Would you want Arnold Schwarzenegger to play Conan again if he... No. What about his son? I think his son... No, the best Conan of all time. Like, how many... First of all, how many Conans have there been? Three? Two? Three. Movies? Yeah. I think two or three. 82, 2011, 2025. That's not right. Which one was 2011? Who started Conan in the 2011 one? That's a weird way to see it. Hold on a second. IMDb showed it this way. Yeah, I guess. Jason Momoa. Okay, that was 2011? Yeah. Why did I think that was earlier than that? Okay, this one, in my opinion, Momoa was the best Conan.

2:21:12Yeah. So there's that how many of them are there other than that? There's the red Sonya and there's just there's the Arnold ones, but there was nobody else did it other than Arnold Did they ever do one? Those are animated But did anybody ever do one other than Arnold and Jason Momoa? I think so Okay, there was a TV show what? That's got to be animated though Isn't it it has to be No, it's not Wow What? Wait, this is around the time of Xena Warrior Princess. Oh, I remember this. I remember that too. I remember this. It wasn't bad. He was more realistic as Conan than Arnold was because Arnold just looked like a straight-up bodybuilder.

2:21:54But Jason Momoa, see if you can find an image of Jason Momoa as Conan. He looked fucking terrifying. He looked like the most legitimate version of Conan. He's a cool dude, man. I like Jason. Is there any images of him in there? There he is. That's probably what Conan would have looked like. Big dude, but not a bodybuilder, covered in scars. I mean, tough to stay alive back then. Was that movie good? I don't remember seeing. This was the one that was 3D, right? Terrible movie. It was terrible. But it could have been good. It started off good. It started off, I was like, oh shit, this is the best version of Conan ever.

2:22:32It was, someone needs to make it like the books, you know? Yeah. That's hard to do. It's hard to read. Yeah. Ain't nobody reading no more. Ain't nobody reading. I wonder how much TikTok has killed the book industry. Is it different people? Yeah, that's different. That's different people. But I mean, how much has like social media in general dropped the amount of people that read books? Well, I mean, I do so much reading from websites and Twitter and shit like that nowadays that If I was into books, I could see myself not reading as much because I'm reading all day already. Do you find yourself using that phone because it's got a bigger screen more to watch stuff and read stuff?

2:23:13Lately, I've been using my Apple Vision Pro the most just to watch movies and TikTok. Oh, you are a real dork. Dude, it's badass. You're a real dork. You're TikTok-ing on an Apple Vision Pro? Hell yeah. You're in there with them? I don't do that. I watch a movie on it. Yeah. It's the best way to see a movie. It's awesome. Is it the best way to see a movie? Better than watching it on your TV. Really? Better than going to a movie theater. It's clearer than watching it on your TV. Really? And if you're into 3D, best 3D you can ever get, better than any movie theater. And do you have to stay plugged in while you have it on, or can the battery last all throughout a whole movie?

2:23:43The new one lasts three hours, so most movies. But I just have my MacBook charger hooked up to it. Oh, so you can keep it plugged in. Yeah, I'm just laying on the couch, 500-inch screen on my ceiling, and have maybe an app on the side, like a message app or something. or, hey. Yeah, I guarantee you do. Do they have that? You can watch, yeah, all that stuff. You can watch porn? Oh, yeah. You can watch 3D porn. Boy, that's a problem. Porn as big as like a Jumbotron? It's gross, yeah. I don't want that. I don't need to say that. I don't want that. And it's cool because if you hit record on it, you just go up to your dog, go up to Marshall and go, and then you can watch Marshall in 3D.

2:24:28It's so cool. And it's like the best way to look at photos. And the new one is just so nice, dude. Really? Yeah. How come it hasn't really caught on? Because of the price. It's so expensive. I just got the new Samsung one. Samsung just released their vision of the Apple Vision Pro. And it's half the price. What is it called? XR, Samsung Galaxy XR, I think it's called. And it's just like the Apple Vision Pro. It's a little bit not as good. But if you don't have the Apple Vision Pro, that's good for the price. That's a good alternative. And it does the same thing. And it does the same shit. Watch movies, everything.

2:25:06But the only problem is that I just got to see how good it was. And if you have the Apple Vision Pro, going to that, it's like going backwards. How much backwards? I'd say like 30 % backwards. Oh, really? In quality or in? In quality. But it also just came out. So there's a lot of bugs and things they can fix. But there's also like the pass-through. I mean, the pass-through on the Apple Vision Pro is almost like perfect. You know, like you could drive. You can look at your text through it. I mean. You drive with it on? You could. Do you drive with it on? No, I don't do it. You motherfucking. You're driving with an Apple Vision Pro on.

2:25:42No, I don't. You fucking psycho. No, I don't. But you could. You could. Well, if you saw the Palmer Lucky stuff where he has these goggles that you put on with the headset. And, you know, you've seen the demonstration, right? So imagine something like that for the world where every car has a camera and everybody knows where the accident is and everybody knows what's happening. Right. So even if you're on like self-driving, if you're driving yourself, you'd be alerted of things like way in advance of what's happening. Yeah. Well, it should be on your windshield though. Like the display. I love that shit where you're driving.

2:26:20You have a little speed thing pop up. You can see in the cars and see people getting roadhead. Yeah. You can see like an outline of someone's head bobbing up and down someone's lap. Yeah. The next step in the invasion of your privacy. Yeah. Totally. So Vision Pro has been around, what, two years now? Two years now. That's weird that Apple got ahead of everybody else. That's unusual. That's the first time, right? Right. The first time. But they did have to have a giant brick of a battery to do that. The Samsung has it, too. You still have to. How big is a Samsung? Like a laptop brick? It's about the size of the phone right here, like a phone.

2:26:58And it's not a big problem because you usually just have it on the couch and just have a wire hooked up to it. How heavy is the one on Apple? Is it the size of a phone or is it bigger? It's about the size of the phone. It's a little smaller and it's not too heavy, but it's not like you hold it or anything. I thought it was like one of those things that comes with a laptop, like those fucking bricks that come that we charge. A charging brick? Oh, yeah. I would say it's about the size of a normal phone. If not, it's a little smaller than this, I guess. And each one lasts like three hours. And then I have two, so I can just unplug it.

2:27:31Do you ever watch Kill Tony on it? I've watched Kill Tony on it, yeah. That's nuts. It's fun watching YouTube and TikToks on it. So it's like a giant screen. Sometimes I edit on it. Like if I'm editing Kill Tony, I'll just put that on and then have an IMAX movie theater that I'm editing on. So it's great. Like if I'm on an airplane or something, I could sit there and have like five screens. Wow. It's cool. It's great for airplanes, too, if you just want to sit there and watch movies and shit like that. Right. Instead of just staring at a laptop screen. Exactly. And then everyone going, what are you watching?

2:28:02Right. And you can watch. What is that? The original Blade Runner? That's the best one. Dude. And you can sit there and watch porn and no one will even know. They'll know when your dick gets. Or you put your little trade out over it. You gotta be a special kind of fucking creep To be jacking off on a plane with a bunch of people Yeah I don't get that Some people would just want to get caught There's a lot of people out there that's part of the thrill I'm a naughty boy I got a blanket over my head cause I can't sleep And the blanket just happens to be moving like this Yeah we used to have a problem When I was the manager of a movie theater This guy that would come in and it was an old black guy He looked like a professor or something like that Shirt tucked in And he'd always have a newspaper under his arm And he would just sit in the movie theater like a couple rows behind somebody, put the newspaper on his lap and just jerk off.

2:28:47And we caught him maybe six times. We banned him. And then when I switched movie theater, I became a manager of another company in a different part of town. He was there, too. It was like, oh, you guys got this guy here, too? He just went to movie theaters and masturbated and got caught all the time. I had to tell him three multiple times, dude, you're banned here. Get out of here. I should have called the police looking back at it. That's hilarious. That's his sport. Yeah. Some people play chess. Yeah. That guy just jacks off in movie theaters and tries to get caught. Yeah. And got caught. I'm a naughty boy.

2:29:23Right. I'm so naughty. I did it again. I can't believe I did it again. And if you saw him, he looked like a teacher. He looked so professional back in. That's probably why he's jacking off in the movie theater. He's probably buttoned down all day long at his job. Has to be proper. But really, he's a naughty, naughty boy. Boy, wants to go whack off in a theater. That's a weird thing with dudes who want to be naughty. You know? You have a really sick girl to be fingering yourself in a movie theater. By yourself? You're a nut. I mean, it sounds like a good girl to me. Right, but that's not something that happens often, I bet.

2:30:00I bet if it's the amount of people that get caught whacking off in public, it's got to be like 99 % men. Yeah. How many women are by themselves just playing with themselves? You're probably already in a hospital if you're doing that, you know? You're not like a functional member of society like that guy, dressed like a professor, fingering yourself. I like to think there's a lot more girls. A boy can dream. Can't a boy dream? Yeah, if you wanted to guess the percentages, though. Yeah, definitely guys more than girls. Way more. Yeah, I'd say probably 75, 25. 100%. I bet there's no women who've ever been caught masturbating publicly.

2:30:42There's that famous video that was on TikTok recently about a girl masturbating at a beach or something that just came out. Did she get in trouble? Yeah. It was like a body cam. Is that real? Are you sure there was real cops? It might be just a video that they made. There's a bunch of those where you see someone getting harassed by a cop. This seems like acting. And then you try to look for the case online. It doesn't exist. This is bullshit. Because before AI, there was a lot of people that were just pretending to make viral videos. Like pretend arguments, pretend fights, pretend cop encounters.

2:31:18Like, you know, chess cam cop footage that's bullshit. Yeah. There's a lot of that. Yeah. So maybe that's bullshit too. I don't know. Who knows? Maybe she's not really playing with herself on the beach. She's got some sand in there. All those little kids and their shovels. Come shovel. mommy's sand it's getting all swampy and mommy's all the oceans leaking in

2:31:47that's a dude activity yeah like public masturbation like that's a particularly broken woman who wants to play with herself at the beach in front of everybody like you have to be like just out of jail like out of your fucking mind like they already be they must be looking for you already like by the time you're fingering yourself in front of the ocean? If they go into a room, they can just charge money for it. Guys can't do that. That's true. That's true. You probably can, but only guys are going to pay for it. You're going to have all these ladies. Look at my... No, you're not. No, no, no, no.

2:32:19You're going to have a bunch of guys. Gay guys, yeah. Yeah, a bunch of gay guys. Yeah. It's not... How many women have ever been arrested for public masturbation? Put that in. Throw that number in the complexity. see what it has to say and then make a frank frazetta painting it's women fighting off the masturbation police

2:32:44because like dudes jerking off in public is a scary thing like oh this guy's a sex criminal he's jerking off in public a woman playing with herself in public is just kind of sad hottest no that's a hot it's hot can you imagine if that was a problem you've got too many women it would definitely be a problem if you were with your husband and you're walking along. What a beautiful day at the park. Mike, look over here, Mike. Don't look at it. Don't watch. She's a withering. Come and play in mommy's sandbox.

2:33:18It doesn't give numbers. It just gives five examples. Oh, ladies have been arrested. Okay, let's see these people. Information, we don't have to say the names. Someone 38 years old arrested in Florida, of course. Masturbating during a video jail visit. Oh, okay. That's normal. Arrested in Texas for masturbating in public while allegedly under the influence of drugs. Crazy. Arrested in Georgia for masturbating on a public beach using a vibrator. Whoa. That's a wild bitch. And then what's under there? Arrested in Minnesota for masturbating naked in a vehicle. Was she driving? Was she just sitting in the car?

2:34:01Patrolman found her lying on the floor of an open gold Pontiac SUV digitally penetrating herself. It's in quotes. It says digitally penetrating herself. Digitally? Yeah. Wow. There's a 47-year-old woman with no fixed address facing charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct after public masturbation. Imagine that's how far. Not only are you homeless, but you're homeless and whack it off. So this Austin woman, I just looked her up because I said she was in Texas. Look at her. She's got so many photos, though. She's been arrested so many times for masturbating. Whoa, that's her thing? Yeah.

2:34:38So why did she do that? Drugs, it says. So it's a drug? Whoa. I've seen her downtown. Yeah, she's that girl downtown, right? You know her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jamie's tight. Everybody knows her. Yeah, she's always naked and stuff. That and there is a black version of her. Wait a minute. How many times has this lady been arrested? We could go downtown and find her right now. Yeah, she's by the bridge usually. Brow Creek and the K area. That's my kind of homeless person. You know, a fixture in the community. Yeah. Like, it becomes a part of the tapestry, right? It makes things more interesting. Yeah.

2:35:08That's my kind of homeless people. I like them like that. Six years ago. Hey. Wow, for six years she's been banging out in the streets. Dude. That's kind of crazy. I'm not wearing any pants at this time. She never is. You know, how many people have loved ones that died of some horrible disease? You're like, look at this lady. She's out there thriving. Yeah. She's thriving. Frank just took the vaccine and dropped dead playing soccer. And this lady is out there thriving. I need to read all this in the Newsweek article. This is in the Newsweek article? She was named in the affidavit as the general manager of the J.W.

2:35:43Marion. Someone else was, not that. The witness was. as a witness. Document noted he heard Nichols, in quotes, making moaning noises as if she was having an orgasm. How do you know the kind of noises she makes? Look above it. Public view in a public place with her legs straight up in the air spread open. Straight up in the air. She doesn't even tuck. At one point, suspect was seen rubbing herself back and forth on the plastic seat. Okay. That's hot. That's diseases, bro. That's how AIDS gets started. That's the real AIDS. Venereal diseases by themselves, it's a weird... What's the matter, Jamie?

2:36:26That's what she used to look like? That's what she used to look like. Holy shit. Yeah, times are hard. Wow. Yeah, when you are whacking off in public every day, I mean, that's like, you know, the face of a female MMA fighter. It gets scarred up. The picture I just had up, that was an insanely different looking person. Well, there's 12 different versions of her. She's been barren up and boxing with fentanyl for decades. What do you expect? You get scarred up. Wow. Yeah. She kind of looks like a girl I know in that first photo. It's hard out there. Not for a girl. It's hard for her. See, she's clearly proof.

2:37:052019, there was an OnlyFans, really. She had an OnlyFans? She could have been on a different path. Yeah. Not really. Someone would have scammed her. She would have lost it all. OnlyFans is like, what is it? If you look at the amount of money earned, OnlyFans is bigger than NBA teams. What's the amount of money generated by OnlyFans every year? Let's just guess. God. Let's just guess. All right. I mean, it's way up there because I know there's some girls that make over a million a month. Yeah, but they're small. Excuse me. That's a small number. The most of them are actually not making much money at all, and they're giving up their cooter forever, which is not good.

2:37:54Right. They're going to regret it for that 50 bucks a month that they were getting. Most of them are not getting much. It's probably some creep at the office who wants to see your butthole. I mean, I know girls that they're just bartenders here in town that make thousands of dollars on it, and they don't do—they just show their fucking brawls. Like, they're not even showing— That's why you only make thousands. If you want to make millions, you've got to fuck a horse. All right, 2019, the revenue of Moli fans. What do you think? Let's guess. $1.5 billion. This is pre-pandemic. Oh, pre-pandemic?

2:38:26Oh, that's probably lower now. I'll just say$1.5 billion. I'll say$700 million. $238 million in 2019. It jumped up to$1.7 million in 2020. $1.7 billion? Yeah. The next year, that's the beginning of the pandemic. But last year, what do you think it was? Oh, God. 2024. Four point. Fourteen. Fourteen billion. Fourteen billion. Four point five billion. Just under eight. That's a lot. For 395 million users. And once again, 2019, it was what? 238 million. Wow. You want to hear the craziest number I heard? Something like 50 % of American males have a subscription to OnlyFans. 50 %? 50. Yeah. It's like a statistic thing.

2:39:16I think we looked it up like 10 % of all females in America have an OnlyFans account too or something like that. 10 % between a certain age group. Not like old ladies. Imagine. I'd like to think it some more. 10 % is wild. Yeah, it is pretty wild. One out of 10 ladies that you meet has an OnlyFans. Yeah. And when you think about the number of men. Yeah, there's 377.5 million user accounts. And that's more than the U.S. population. So obviously it's worldwide. Whoa. But isn't it in the United States like 150? The United States accounts for approximately 55 % of the users. So it's 100, yeah, 100, what, 2, yeah.

2:40:02Basically half. 190 million? Basically half. That's cool. Half of the population is on OnlyFans in America. That's crazy. How can that be true? Is that one of those serious XM things where you get a free subscription? There are free accounts. What? You get a free account for what? Plenty of girls sign up and are like, I'm free right now. Yeah. Oh, that's... So you can just make an account and have free access. But that's still someone... It's not like when YouTube put their album on your iPhone. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's not like that. But I think it's because more people, everyday people do it.

2:40:36And so like teachers and like bartenders, you know what I mean? A teacher gets fired. I'm a dirty teacher. Yeah. That happens a lot. There's a lot of teachers on there. A lot of teachers are fucking kids. Yeah. Fucking hot teachers. It's weird. It's weird because everybody smiles when they read those stories. When it's the hot lady and the 15-year-old football player, like, yeah. There's no victims here. That's one way where we were very prejudiced, actually. Totally. 100%. Yeah. But just the sheer number of people on OnlyFans in the United States is mind-blowing. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, think about it.

2:41:20Like, that's above everything else. Everything. Like, how many subscribers, how many people use Spotify in the United States? A lot. What's your guess? Just the United States. How many people in the United States? 333 million plus Mexicans. Okay, I'll say 150 million. 150 million. And that's going high. That's a high number, I think. Okay.

2:41:54I don't know because I think worldwide it's crazy. Right. It might be around there. Most people I know have Spotify. What does that mean, though? Is that a biased sampling? Because most people I know are my age or younger and listen to music a lot.

2:42:17Worldwide, 713 ,281 ,000 premium subscribers. In the U.S., it says 55 million paid subscribers. Paid. Paid. But how many users in the United States? Because I bet a lot of people don't pay. Paid's kind of small, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I didn't ask for Peyton, it just told me Peyton. More people are jerking off than listening to music. That's my point. Yeah. That's crazy. And that's only one of many options to get things to jerk off to online. That's why we need to somehow find a way to put tits on music. Dude, we're going to have vivid experiences that aren't real. That's what's going to happen.

2:42:59That's going to be the future of porn. It's going to be just like AI. so there's no victims. There's not going to be any real woman that are exploited or sex trafficked and forced into doing this. So it's going to be the hottest maid you've ever had in your life coming to your hotel room. Robots. It won't even be robots, dude. It doesn't even have to be, but it could be. But it doesn't have to be. It can just be an artificial sensation that you're willing to sink into this Matrix-like device and it's going to provide you with some crazy porn scene. That's what it's going to be. And that's going to be a real problem because regular relationships are complicated.

2:43:36You know, people have to be attracted to you. They want to, you know, so you have to work hard to get people attracted to you, whether it's by making more money or being hotter or whatever the fuck it is. You ultimately want someone to touch you. But it's the moment like that is just something you could order up, like play an audio book. That's a wrap. Poor females. It's a wrap. They're going to have to get real jobs. They'd have to start mining. they're gonna have no slaves in the congo it's gonna be all chicks chicks mining because the thing is they're not gonna want to do that right women like their pornography in literature form they're like novels that are dirty and naughty they don't want to see it they want to think it men want to see it so the and they want to just experience it like if you could like put goggles on anytime you want every time you go to take a shit you just have wild sex you know what are you doing in there i'm just reading the paper you're in there fucking aren't you son of a bitch you just hear it in the background like she's calling you from another room like it's just ruining your experience stop fucking i'm not i'm reading the paper i'm taking a shit leading reading the paper god damn it leave me alone you don't even talk to me you're in there in the toilet with the girls in that head thing it's gonna be a problem man because there's already so many incels in this country there's so many guys that just don't have any intimate relationships at all i think they i think there was this thing when they were interviewing young men and trying to find out how many of them have sex on a regular basis and it's one of like lowest numbers ever recorded although like how many times are people asking people right and who are they asking how much you fucking do that fucking yeah but like i think it's a very unusual thing for like people you know age 18 to you know 34 or whatever like young men are having less sex now than i think ever i think a lot of that is they're not even trying because of the access to porn yeah and by the time it comes dinner time take a lady out you got no jizz left you've been beating off all day yeah right and they're probably also not telling the truth or not like i'm not talking to you who are you working for like you know what i mean these kids are like don't trust anybody and they're not talking to the press right right yeah that's probably true too right they know about privacy and stuff i'm not telling you yeah they're using vpns yeah vpns fuck off yeah if you have a vpn that's the only way you can protect from people knowing exactly what you're doing at any given moment.

2:46:18And even then, they're tracking you with metadata, they're tracking where your cell phone's pinging to different towers.

2:46:27And then we're giving in to more and more of that. And then every time a new phone comes out, it's a little more invasive.

2:46:38VPN. Give up? We done? I think we're done. We're done. Red Band just checked out. No, no, I didn't check it out. It's like my dog when he doesn't want to bring the ball back anymore. He's like, we're done. We're done. How's the new dog? Oh, he's awesome. Oh, my God, I love it. Oh, my God, he's so cute. He's so adorable. He's the sweetest little thing. Everybody who picks him up, all he does is just bathe you with kisses. He barks when he kisses you. He gets so excited, he barks. His tail, like, wags his whole little body. He's like one of them dogs, like, when he wags his tail, his whole body, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

2:47:12He's just jumping up, touching him. I've always wanted one of those dogs ever since I saw Insects in the City. What are they called? Is it King Charles Cavalier Spaniel? Charlotte had one of those in it. They're so sweet. And, you know, it made me love Marshall even more if that was possible because he's the sweetest dog to this little puppy. He goes to him with toys to try to get him to play with him. It's the most adorable thing of all time. Golden Retrievers are the fucking sweetest animals. Like, we don't deserve them. We don't deserve them. They're so sweet. Like Marshall has never been anything but sweet a day in his life.

2:47:48He's never had a cunty moment on earth. He's been alive for almost nine years. Never had a cunty moment. And he's so sweet to this little puppy. He has this toy. It's like an octopus looking thing. And he comes over and brings his little octopus over to Charlie. Charlie grabs it and they're playing around. It is so fucking cute, man. He puts his paw on him like this, like a gentle paw on him when they're playing around with stuff. You going to clone Marshall? No. Why? Because he's Marshall. He's an original. He's his own thing. I don't believe in that. I don't think you have to do that. Like, that's crazy.

2:48:24Meet a new dog. Meet a new dog. I've had a bunch of amazing dogs, you know, and they're all different, and that's part of the fun. You know? Part of the fun is you don't know. Like, this guy's crazy. Like, what is he doing? Right. He gets to the door. He goes, oh, oh, oh. Where did you learn that? Johnny Cash. Yeah. Oh, Johnny. He was the sweetest. Yeah. Yeah. Every dog's got their own thing, man. That's like part of the fun about being a dog owner. They all have their own weird little personalities. One of my dogs is getting so old, though. It's blind and deaf now. And it's the saddest thing.

2:48:57She's constantly running into walls, you know. When Johnny was the last year of his life, I used to have to carry him outside. That's what we have to do with this dog, yeah. And Johnny was big. So I was the only one who could carry him. She's like 140 pounds. So I'd have to open the door and I'd have to pick him up and take him into the yard. He would shit and piss. He could barely walk. He could literally barely bend down to shit. It was horrible. Yeah, I'm going through the thing right now. I don't know if I should spend, because it's super expensive, the money to do the cataracts so she can see again at least.

2:49:31How old is she? 13. And they usually last about 15, so maybe one year left. The surgery is probably going to wreck her life. And now I don't know what to do. And it's going to be painful. Imagine giving one more year. She can see now. Because she's just so sad and depressed now. She might just die. I know. I don't know what to do. She might die from the operation. She's so old. It sucks. That's the thing about dogs. It's so hard. Like Johnny was 13 when he died. Yeah. Maybe 14. And the last year was rough. It was rough. It was so sad. I don't want to deal with it. I know. I know. It's hard, man.

2:50:09It's hard. You know, but that's what happens when you love something. Like, you got to have the missing it. Like, there's got to be grief. Because if not for that, you don't feel the love. Yeah. The love and the loss, they're all connected in some weird way, unfortunately. And with dogs, they're the perfect example of that. Because they're just little love machines. They just give you love. And they're a direct reflection of how you treat them. You know, if you treat them well and they're happy to see you, and they're sweet to everybody, like, that's a good life, a love life. It just doesn't last long.

2:50:47You know, Marshall's nine, you know. I give him the best food he can get. He's very healthy. He's a farmer's dog. Gets plenty of exercise. But I know it's only a matter of time. And it's sad. Yeah. It's hard. Anyway. Bring this train into a screeching halt. what are you up to other than Kill Tony you're always doing some weird shit yeah I'm doing I got my fake band going on right now Caprad what is that on how do you do that it's on Spotify YouTube Caprad Music it's pretty much I've always made music like Olive Garden butthole all those songs I used to make but I used to sing it so now I just I write music and I use AI to sing it for me and I make it a chick so I'm like and I have like I've got a bunch of music videos and stuff on YouTube that I'm using AI to make.

2:51:40And I scan Janice's face in it so she plays like the... Are you still doing the virtual reality rooms? I'm doing that too. Yeah. I'm doing virtual Red Band. I do that like once or twice a week. And how do people know when you're going to do that? I tweet it, Instagram, or that's on Red Band on YouTube. But yeah, all my stuff is on YouTube, Red Band and Cap Red music. Okay. All right. All right. I love you. Love you, buddy. Love you too. Bye, everybody.