#2431 - Shane Gillis

25:48There's levels of weirdness. Sometimes I'm in here talking to someone and I'm like, that's fucking Quentin Tarantino. How weird is this? There's certain guys that never stop being weird. It always stays a little weird because they're so famous. Yeah. Mine's always athletes. It's always an athlete that I didn't think was going to make me feel that way. That's interesting. You know how special they are. Aaron Judge from the Yankees got me. I couldn't even talk. It was fucking recent. It was crazy. He was hitting batting practice before Philly's Yankees, and he saw me. I didn't know he knew who I was.

26:27He looked over before he was entering the cage, and he was like, what's up and i was like oh shit yeah and then he got done and he walked over he's like what are you doing back there big man and i was like oh dude uh you were hitting him oh yeah he's a horse dude yeah it's a big yeah you have no idea i was uh full panic in that that's funny full panic and then i think yeah that was the day me and my buddies did uh nine hot dogs nine beers nine innings. O 'Connor had seven hot dogs before the first bit. Then he passed out. He didn't have any beer. He fell asleep for a whole game. Just from the hot dogs?

27:04Seven hot dogs. And we were with my buddy H Foley and he was getting other food. He's a big fucking guy. Other than the nine hot dogs? Nine hot dogs was the challenge. And then other food? I watched him get a fucking cheesesteak. And nine hot dogs. How big is he? He's as big as he fuck. Big as it gets? I feel bad. I love him. He's about as funny as it gets. Nine hot dogs and a cheese stick is crazy. That's a lot of volume. Just like the sheer mass of it all. You know? Yeah, it was terrible. You know that feeling that you get when you eat a giant meal and then you look at yourself sideways in the mirror and you're like, oh my god, I'm fucking pregnant.

27:47Yeah, I did it last night. All those plates stacked up on top of each other. Lately, I've been doing this one meal a day thing, like the last few days. I don't think I'm going to stick with it. Today, I kind of cheated. I had a little bit of fruit. So last night, I went to the - If I had a little bit of fruit, I'd be like, I'm the beacon of health. It's crazy I had fucking fruit today. You don't eat any fruit? No. No vitamins? I take vitamins. You take vitamins? What are you taking? right now just D, B, and C now I got some zinc and magnesium in there you should give it a waste of well I did, they gave me some shit but they'll give you one based on your blood profile they did they'll mix it for you you don't have to think I went to a waste of well fully going I have to have diabetes as soon as they took my blood there was like 4 days from when I got the results I was in the green room talking to Simpson I was like dude there had to be symptoms right he was like no i just have diabetes i was like fuck i definitely have diabetes nothing it's a good result that is a good result yeah that's great that liver is a motherfucker dude come believe it yeah your liver your liver's all right your liver's a motherfucker you know what it gets workouts i think the gets workouts true it's jacked right your liver's jacked if you think about it look it's running all the time look running one time until your heart explodes it's not good for you right we all agree you get a heart attack you die that's not good drinking yourself to death one time is not good for you no definitely not but running every day a little bit couple miles you get in shape i think this is wrong but i like where you're going you know i'm going with this like a little bit of whiskey a little bit of booze some drinking every day toughen that fucking your liver is ready to go your liver is like a marathon runner right yeah you'd think well it's like that's why you have the tolerance you have clearly Right?

29:44Because. The tolerance comes from just light beer. Right. For real. If you get me, if I take two shots, I'm like, I got to go home. It's crazy. Stan Hope does that, too. He just sips light beer. Oh, really? Yeah, he moved in. He went to a cocktail phase. I don't know where he's at right now. When I was with him, he was fully on like white Russians. Oh, okay. Yeah. Cocktail phase. He's fucking getting after it. He gets after it. Still. After all these years. He was doing good last time I saw him. Oh, he's great. Yeah. I heard he crushed at Skankfest. He murdered. Yeah, Tony said that he watched his set, and he said he was just going like this in the back of the room.

30:20Doug's always been one of the best. And he's like, that's him. He's not putting on an act. That's genuinely him 24-7 with his stupid suits on and just thinking everything is hilarious and hanging out with an army of idiots. Like, there's so many fucking dudes that are like him. They're all doing ridiculous shit. Yeah, when I was living there, it was just me and them. I was the only guy that was like, boys. These guys were all like 50 and 60. I was like, boys. You got to admire it. No doctors. Fuck this. We're riding this thing until the wheels fall off. Bingo was doing good, too. That's great.

30:59Everything. It was nice to see. Yeah, because when we were doing that end of the world podcast one time, that's when Bingo fell. Oh, it's so scary, man. Hitting your head is so scary. Speaking of hitting your head, what do you think is Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua fight? That's tonight. That is tonight. You going to watch it? Yeah, I'm definitely going to watch it. Where are you watching it? I don't know. We got a lot tonight. We got Alabama, Oklahoma. Oh, okay. College football playoffs. What else we got, J-Mo? Just that? Yeah. All right. That's all great. Oh, yeah. I can't get excited about that.

31:30Another huge thing. I can't get excited about that while Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua are fighting. I'm very excited about this. If Anthony Joshua doesn't take it easy, this should be... How could he take it easy? The whole world is watching. There's not a chance he's going to make it look like this guy can box with him. Can you imagine if Jake... If he flatlines him? Oh, my God. What if he steps in and just right power bombs him right on the chin, and Joshua's legs go out, and he goes down? That'd be the saddest. That'd be sad. Not for Jake Paul. Of course. That'd be awesome. I'm saying for Anthony Joshua, who was going to be the guy.

32:09Destroy some sportsbooks also, apparently. What are those odds? They'd lose$100 million or something, I think. Yeah. That's where. Yeah, there's a lot of people betting on the Jake Paul underdog right now. There's people betting on him? Yeah, because it's plus$650. You're making six times the money you put in. Yeah, but what are the odds? Really? I'm not good. What are the odds, really? I know that's the – I literally said, what are the odds to the odds? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, if you're going to Vegas, it's like 99 percent in my eyes that Anthony Joshua either wins a decision or stops him.

32:44This is because he is a two time. It's not saying Jake Paul's not a good boxer. He's a real good boxer. He's like very underrated, but he's a two time heavyweight world champion. He's like one of the fucking scariest guys in the division. Lightning fast punches. 245 fucking pounds. He's huge. He's way bigger. Way more skilled. He's like a foot taller. What's the height difference? I saw him at the weigh-in. I think he's five inches taller. Four or five inches taller. But the point is, he's one of the best heavyweight boxers alive. Yeah. And Jake Paul is a guy that is, you know, very impressive for a guy beating up Ben Askren and knocking out Tyron Woodley.

33:23Very impressive. Yeah. There's levels. Knocking out Mike Perry. Very impressive. There's levels. This is a crazy jump. That's why it's, I think the only reason the odds are not 40 to 1 is. People suspect shenanigans. Shenanigans. Yeah. They suspect shenanigans. But. If they come out and fucking circle each other like pro wrestling and grab the ropes, we're going to be like, no. Yes. You motherfuckers. When Nate fought him, that was great. Well, listen, that's another fight. Look, Nate, no disrespect to Nate, but Nate fought his career at 155 pounds for the most part. A couple fights at 170. Yeah.

34:00You know, a very good boxer for MMA. But Jake Paul had his hands full and Nate had a bad shoulder. Those later rounds. Yeah. The late rounds Nate started. Yeah. Paul, 7-1 underdog, had attracted 82 % of the bets and 90 % of the money that had been wagered on DraftKings on the winner. What? What? A Paul upset would result in nearly a hundred million dollar loss for the sports book. Imagine if Jake Paul just hated DraftKings and they made a deal with Anthony Joshua. It's like, look, let's bankrupt these motherfuckers. Let's bankrupt these motherfuckers. We're going to bet it all on me. I mean, that's like a Guy Ritchie movie.

34:43It is. But that's the other thing, because I saw Anthony, no disrespect to Anthony Joshua, What I saw, what fight was it a year or two ago where he grabbed the mic after and started giving a fucking crazy speech? Oh, I don't remember that. He did? Yeah, he gave a little weird... After he lost, he like... Oh, wait, was it the Ukrainian? Oh, Usyk? Yeah. Yeah, what did he say? It was just kind of a weird thing to do after he lost to grab the mic and talk to the crowd. Well, I think it was in his hometown. Oh, okay. Wasn't it? Wasn't in London definitely wasn't in fucking use Exactly who the fuck's gonna travel there to see a fight I Think that's probably why you know in England.

35:34They like a loser who keeps his chin up a guy who loses You know I do well they like a respectable winner who's respectable and shows good sportsmanship and and a good character after it's over. I could be wrong. I just remember thinking it was odd. It's probably a cultural thing. He left the ring and came back. And then they shook. And then I don't know what he says here, but he grabs the mic. Here.

36:04Let's give him a round of applause. Oh, man. See, that's such emotion. Wait, wait, I'm talking. Sorry. That's a flag on his back. Sorry, man. Look, if you knew my story, you would understand the passion. I ain't no s***. I met your boxer from five years old. That was an elite prospect from a youth, bro. I was going to jail. I see some high-niquil youths in Redding jail. I got bail and I started training my s***. Because if I got sentenced, I wanted to be able to fight. I bust my case. Belcousin Benga, where's he at? G14, raise your hand. I'm stealing this U-Sex. Oh, I never saw this. He might take a dive, bro.

36:48He's a wild motherfucker. Guys, I'm telling you, this guy to be me tonight, maybe I could have done better, but it shows the levels of hard work he must have put in, so please give him a round of applause as our heavyweight champion of the world. It's a little odd. It's odd. He's still going. I will say this. I don't, you know, you just kind of fight. Right. I used to cry whenever I got in a fight. So I can't judge anyone. I would have given this. Dudes give that speech every time they lose a street fight. Every single time. They stand up. They go, let's get a beer together, dude. This guy's a fucking man.

37:25You know? Right. A little bit. Yeah. But it is a little weird. It's definitely weird. But there's some dudes that just once they get the mic, they just want to start talking. I hear you. You know? Yeah. There are dudes. For sure. There's some dudes that I have to interview in the UFC. And the UFC is like, last question. Stop. No more questions. Because they've got to cut the commercial. I like those, though. I like when the guy grabs the mic and just starts screaming. Some of them are great. Some of them are great. Chael Sonnen fucking mastered it. He was the first guy. He was the first guy to figure it out.

37:56He was the first guy to figure out how to cut a pro wrestling type promo inside the cage. Like, Anderson Silva, you absolutely suck. Everybody's like, what is going on here? He's the greatest of all time. He's so funny. Yeah. Chael was awesome at it. Who's funnier than him? McGregor was really funny. McGregor took shit talking to a whole new level. Yes. But I feel like Chael was... But Chael opened the fucking door. Yeah. He's the OG. He's the OG of MMA shit talking for sure. And still like the most clever at it. You know, he's very clever. Yeah, the fucking Brazilians thing in a bus was a horse.

38:36It's so fucking funny. He said they tried to feed it a carrot. It's like a good bit, dude.

38:46He's quite a character, man. He's quite a fucking character. Yeah, McGregor's shit talk. Yeah, who the fuck is that guy? His current shit talk's my favorite. Yeah. I love what he's up to. Fucking Iliataptoro. Bop, bop, bop, bop. Do you think he's going to fight? He's going to fight the big of them. He keeps talking about making it to the White House. But I just, I hope he gets to the White House. I'm going to do my best to go to that fight. I hope he does that and that's it. I'm not saying anything. And the Michael Chandler one is a good one. That's a smart one. That'd be a fun one. It's a marketable one because everybody knows they were supposed to fight years ago and they did the ultimate fighter together.

39:22And also Chandler's still fucking dangerous as shit. He's not washed. Not at all. He's not in his prime, but he's like 38 or 39 years old now. He'll go wild in that fight. He's a dangerous guy. He's crazy fit too. And he loves America, dude. Get him in front of the fucking White House. Oh, yeah. He's going to cry after the fight. Oh, he'll cry. Yeah, he'll go nuts. And he will do everything within his power to try to beat Conor. Yeah, I'm going to not say anything bad about Trump until that fight. I need to be at that fight. Then I'm going to go, yo, that fucking bullshit tweet, that sucked. Bro, look what Mamdani called him a fascist and he had him in the Oval Office.

39:58Did you see that? True. And he's like, you said Donald Trump. He's like, it's okay. Just go ahead and say it. Just say it. Bro. He didn't care. I hate to get on Trump stuff, but have you seen the plaques? No. I heard about it. So his plaques under everybody's name. Yeah, he's kind of trashing every other president. And what is he? He trashes them all? He, the Clinton one I read, he talks about Andrew Jackson. I saw the Andrew Jackson and Clinton ones. The Clinton one is like, basically like he kind of got lucky with the economy because of the fucking tech boom. Also then at the end is like, and then his wife tried to run against Donald Trump and lost.

40:39That's a plaque?

40:46Huh. Does it really say he got lucky? Like, who's writing these things? He's not writing them. Sleepy Joe Biden. Sleepy Joe Biden. It says that? By far the worst president in American history. Oh, my God. He is writing it. Oh, no, no. Let me read it from the top. This is so crazy. That this is underneath a photo in the White House is so crazy. Look at this. Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in American history. This is so crazy. Taking office as a result of the most corrupt election ever seen in the United States, Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented disasters. What's the matter, Jamie?

41:29Elections capitalize? Weird. Yeah, it is weird. Unprecedented disasters that brought our nation to the brink of destruction. His policies caused the highest inflation ever recorded, leading the U.S. dollar to lose more than 20 % of its value in four years. His Green News scam surrendered American energy dominance and by abolishing the southern border, Biden let 21 million people from all over the world pour into the United States, including from prisons, jails, mental institutions, and insane asylums. Isn't that like he said two things that are the same thing? Jails, prisons. Insane asylums. His Afghanistan disaster was amongst the most humiliating events in American history and resulted in the murder of 13 brave American service members, which many others gravely wounded, seeing with many others gravely wounded.

42:25What's wrong with me? Seeing Biden's devastating weakness, Russia invaded Ukraine and Hamas terrorists launched their heinous October 7th attack on Israel. This is crazy. Nicknamed both sleepy and crooked by you. Nicknamed. Like the whole public got together. I got a name for this guy. Was dominated by his radical left handlers. Look how radical left is in caps too. They and their allies in the fake news media attempted to cover up his severe mental decline. An unprecedented use of auto pen. This is so crazy. you shouldn't be allowed to do this right? It should be like historians say this guy was president from ba ba ba What's it say at the end of that?

43:15Does it say Donald Trump saved America? Despite all, President Trump would get re-elected in a landslide and save America in all caps That's a plaque in the White House. He's not beating the dictator charges. This is like an African dictatorship. This is crazy I think they're changing the name of the Kennedy Center to the Trump Kennedy Center. Oh, boy. Whoops. Somebody needs to tell him, like, hey, this is not good. You can't do that. Because then other people could do that, too. And then the White House stops being the White House, and it becomes whoever is in its house where he could just go crazy and say everybody else is a crook.

43:59I don't think anyone's going to do what he's doing. I don't think there's – I mean, look, of course. Yeah, I hope not, but it opens up. The problem is it opens up the door for someone on the left to do their version of it. Who's going to be the Democrat? Who's next? Fucking Gavin Newsom? He's not going to fucking put up a plaque. Of course he would. Of course he would. He copies everything that Trump does. He even tries to talk like Trump on Twitter. You don't think that he would put up plaques that talk about how corrupt Trump was and about how terrible and he was quoted as lying over 5 ,000 times by Washington Post.

44:31Yeah, but he doesn't have to put up a plaque. That'll just be everywhere. I mean, but he could put that under his photo, though. Like, that's never been a thing that people did before. For sure. Right? I mean, I'm guessing. What was it before? You hear he added that Ronald Reagan was a fan of President Trump's long before his historic run for the White House?

44:58That's so disturbing. That's such crazy thinking. Fucking Lackey put that shit up and was like, do you like this? Of course he's going to fucking like it. Bro, he wrote it. What are you talking about? You don't think he wrote it? You think Lackey wrote it? I don't fucking find out. I don't know what's going on. Whoever's writing his tweets wrote that. Yeah. Same shit. He's got to be writing his tweets. I think they made a video of it, right? Yeah. So the video is like he says things and someone types it out for him. He fucked up on Twitter this week. What, with the Rob Reiner thing? Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy.

45:33It's all crazy. Every, like, so if he didn't do the Rob Reiner thing and then put up those plaques, I'd be like, eh, that's funny. But then the Rob Reiner thing, you're like, goddammit, dude. Well, the plaques are crazy. The plaques are crazy. The plaques are crazy. It's like you're, the White House is supposed to be where each new president, the new guy comes in, you won the new election, congratulations, let me show you around. This is what it's like. These are all the photos. What's funny? Another good one. I think that's the photo for Joe Biden. It's an auto pen? Yeah. Okay. That's so crazy.

46:15That's so crazy. But again, it's still funny. When he does crazy shit and it's funny, I like it. Right. I don't love that. The Rob Reiner thing is not funny. And that's like the same thing. Yeah. It's the same kind of thinking. But when you see it with no empathy, that's when it's hard to like. Yeah. I wish he could apologize. I know he can't and he won't. Listen, there's no justification for what he did that makes any sense in a compassionate society. It's no different than people that were celebrating when Charlie Kirk got shot. Yeah, that's the thing that bothered me. It's the same kind of thing.

46:50Bro, it'd be like if Obama tweeted, rest in piss. Imagine. Oh, my God. Imagine if Obama tweeted something about someone after they died in this way, that this person was a deranged person that hated Obama, and he wrote Obama like all caps. Imagine if Obama talked like Trump. Imagine if Obama talked like Trump. They hated Obama. That was his thing? He talked about himself in a third person? That would be crazy. Crazy. It just shows you how crazy it is the way Trump thinks and talks. It's just like the guy got sliced up by his kid. You know? Yeah. Anybody that doesn't see that and go, fuck, man.

47:37Yeah, it's the worst. You know. Also, the kid's claiming not guilty right now. Oh, Carl. Okay. I like it. By reason of what? I like the mood. Oh, boy. It's so dark, man. Yeah, it's really fucking horrendous. But on the other side of it, the Rob Reiner thing was crazy because Rob Reiner like made it a mission to try to get Trump out of office and to try to get Trump arrested. And this is really weird video where he's sitting there with John Brennan and James Clapper. These two top dog spooks. Yeah. And they're talking about how this is like unacceptable that Trump is president. I'm like, this is a crazy thing to.

48:21and like high production value. Yeah. So it's like all filmed together. They're coming up with reasons why they have to remove Trump from office. Maybe they knew something. All that sucked. I think that sucked. Yeah. But then, dude, you get murdered next to your wife by your son. Horrible. That's like the worst thing possible. The worst thing. The president. Right. It's a crazy thing to put out. By the time this episode comes out, we'll have moved on. Yeah, but it seems like, you know, it seems like whenever something like that happens where someone is happy that someone died, so many people just, you feel so disappointed.

49:04You know, you just feel like it's so disappointing. Yeah. It's like, why, if you say that privately, that's one thing, which is also crazy. Yeah. But it's so disappointing. I mean, someone would have to be the worst person ever. And then you're like, you know what? Fuck that guy. but Jesus yeah that's and the way it happened too like yo the way it happened makes it his son makes it ten times worse oh god and you know there was another guy if he died in like a funny way right he was you know right right right then it would be if he was like I'm gonna fucking parachute out of a plane right there you go something stupid there you go oh he's bungee jumping He lied about his weight.

49:51But then the worst possible way to die. The worst possible way to die. I mean, your own child. And he did, before all the political shit, he did rule. Oh, he had amazing movies, man. Guy made amazing movies. He ruled. I mean, let's bring up Rob Reiner's filmography. He wanted to come on the podcast and talk about JFK. That would have been sick. Yeah.

50:17I don't know why that never happened. What films did he do? I don't think Spinal Time might have been the first one, but... Spinal Time. Princess Bride, Stand By Me. Okay, Stand By Me and Princess Bride, two of the greatest movies of all time. Wait, he made A Few Good Men? Bro, Misery? He did Misery? Fucking amazing movie. Was he a producer on A Few Good Men? Directors, we went to one because he did a lot of stuff, too. He's been in movies. Directed them. so here you go like writer predictor or sorry producer writer director different he did direct a few main yeah yeah dude he made some bangers when Harry met Sally he was a dad in Wolf of Wall Street he was hilarious in that oh yeah that's right I forgot about that Spinal Tap was supposed to come out I think I read they put that on hold right now yeah horrendous that's that's like yeah you don't Don't put anything out.

51:19Someone take his fucking phone. Yeah. There are certain things the administration does that I'm just like, damn, you can't defend it. I don't think it's the administration necessarily, but they've definitely allowed it to happen where fucking ICE is making funny videos about deporting people. And then shit like this. It's like, damn, dude. That's fucking terrible. They use Theo. Yeah. They used Theo in a totally unrelated clip that some lady said, my friend has to leave the country. Will you make a video? I heard you got deported. I mean, I knew that video existed before. I'm the one editing the DHS.

51:59It's just Theo being funny. And they use that in this ice thing. And Theo's like, whoa. And he had a really good response, too. He got them to take it down. But his response. See if you can find it. Something that his opinions on immigration are much more nuanced. I mean, that's the truth, though. It's like, yeah, sure, illegal immigration, we should fix that. Yeah. Don't fucking make it funny. It's a serious thing. It's a serious thing you're doing. Yeah, why would you make it funny at all? Yeah. Like, is the thought that that'll make it popular on TikTok and it'll spread that way? Is that the thought?

52:35That video will get people to want to sign up for ice? A lot of those people are obviously just weird fucking psychos that are in that world. I don't know. I heard something that I don't know if it's true. It was about the Brown shooting, the Brown University shooting. And it's people claiming that the security cameras had been disabled. Yes. I was trying to get Dio's tweet. Here's just the quote of what it said. Yo, this is what he says. DHS, I didn't approve to be used in this. I know you know my address, so send a check. And please take this down and please keep me out of your banger deportation videos, Vaughn said on his ex-account.

53:20When it comes to immigration, my thoughts and heart are a lot more nuanced than this video allows. Bye, Vaughn added. Perfect response. Calling them banger videos is hilarious. Yeah, they're ridiculous. Yeah, they suck. They suck. It's like, why are you doing that? I thought you're trying to get rid of the worst people in the world. You're not trying to be entertaining. Like the job is to get rid of the worst people in the world. But that's what we wanted. We wanted them to get rid of cartel members and terrorists, the worst people in the world. That's who we're hoping for. But then it's like anybody.

53:53I bet they have quotas. I bet they do. Without a doubt. Whenever you give a quota to enforcing a law, you get into weird territory. That's when cops pull people over for bullshit. Yeah, that's how most of my buddies got DUIs. Cops needed a quota. All my friends. They just took a chance. Me and Jamie were just talking about that. How just our hometown. Just miss it. Yeah. I was built. That's what I was built for. Hometowns. Nine to five and then go to a bar. That's what you were built for? Did you miss those days? I miss it a lot. Really? I miss going to the bar. Just for fun. Just sitting there.

54:32The hanging out. Bro, we could have beat Lancaster Catholic. That was fucking crazy. We lost that fucking, that's what I'm going to talk about when I get home for Christmas. That's funny. You look forward to that? I do. Shit rules. High school buddies, they all have families now. Yeah. It's nice, especially when your friends get families, it's nice to go out with them. When you see them get that one night off, you go, oh, this guy's about to fucking black out. This is going to be crazy. I have friends come to shows and just fall apart. That's hilarious. That's so funny. Yeah, sorry about derailing it from that actual conversation.

55:12No, it's okay. I don't even remember what we were talking about. You were talking about it. Security cameras. Oh, the Brown University thing. Now, why did they have the security cameras? Why were they disabled? Because I don't even want to say what I read. The thing online was saying, yeah, it was ICE. Yeah. Because they wanted to stop ICE from using the feed to locate illegals that are working on the campus, maybe? or maybe citizens that are students, rather. Yeah. Because they've done some wild shit. I don't know if they wind up deporting that lady, but they were trying to deport that lady because she was a student and she wrote an essay that was critical of Israel.

55:51Yeah. Yeah. What's the response from their officials, I guess? Called on lack of CC. And they want to know how a school with a$9 billion endowment does not have cameras on one of the older buildings at the edge of the camera edge of the campus where this happened not even in the front door who's coming and going now they asked this question knowing that the shooter may have done whatever you wanted but the cameras a would have deterred or be captured a better look at them and we wouldn't be here today five days out I want you to explain that because there's a lot of parents who are wondering where Where are you investing your money?

56:30Yeah, I appreciate that question. And I want to reiterate, as our president did, that supporting our students and communicating to the parents, to our community about our support is of utmost importance. We have 1 ,200 cameras located throughout the campus. We don't publish the locations of the cameras. That would give a map to somebody to evade detection on the cameras. So that would be counterproductive to do that. There are cameras in this building. And as I answered the previous question, we have turned over all evidence that we are holding at Brown to law enforcement and are cooperating fully with them.

57:05So you're saying that there's a camera. You're saying there's cameras in the building. I was told yesterday there wasn't cameras in the building. The attorney general said old. I'm on camera right now, you fucker. New building with cameras. I believe he said that there were two different phases of the building that might have two different levels of technology. Again, all video imagery has been turned over to law enforcement. That doesn't make sense. Okay, this is contradictory to what I read. What I read was that somebody had disabled them. So he was saying there is cameras, and they turned over all footage.

57:38There's got to be cameras. But the thing is, like, when you hear a story like they disabled it for ICE, like, is that story total bullshit, and is that story designed to get people to tweet that out so that other people start believing it? For sure. They were naming the fucking shooter. I thought, did you see that? Yeah. How did they name him so far? No, before they got the Portuguese guy. Oh, really? They were naming a different shooter? Yeah, just naming some, yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. Who's the different guy? I was all over it. I was going, this motherfucker, how dare you? Who was the different guy?

58:10It was a kid that was in, like, protests and shit, like a Gaza kid. So they instantly named him, and yeah, whatever. So he's going to get paid. He should. Oh, yeah. He should. Remember the Atlanta one where the guy, they ruined his life and they said he was a bomber? He was just a security guard? Oh, yeah. Remember that guy? Yeah, the movie. Yeah. What the fuck is his name? I forget his name, too. But I remember the real story. Paul Walter Hauser plays him in, I hope I'm getting that name right. I know that guy. He's the man. Richard Jewell? Richard Jewell. I was there that day. You were in Atlanta?

58:49Yeah, I was there. That's crazy. That's crazy. Dude, what? Yeah, when we were headed home, the only reason we weren't there when it went off was because we couldn't get scalp tickets to watch the Dream Team play. We were trying to buy them from, rip them up in front of my dad and just threw them in the fucking sewer. We're like, yo, who does that? You are Ohio trash. You went to the Olympics to scalp Dream Team tickets? No, we went to other stuff, but we didn't have tickets to that game. So we were like, let's find tickets to the game. What else did you see? Like a volleyball game and a baseball game.

59:18Girls are good. Richard Jewell, right? Yeah, Richard Jewell. I just sent you this thing I found a thing on Twitter about it It says there was an open letter in August That anti-ICE protesters wanted The cameras disabled But I didn't see that it actually happened Bro It's all weird I'm actually looking at it right there I've kind of checked out Let me hear this Oh Human Rights Group to human rights group to university administrators dismantle surveillance to defend free speech now I don't know if they did it what does that mean? the brown put off because the sanctuary city law that we have you don't want to recover illegal immigrants and you don't want to provide the footage to the FBI or immigration authority one camera and that it comes from your detectives they're a friend of mine they're angry at this investigation If these people in Brown University put the camera off, they can identify that person.

1:00:21You imagine how the family is going to go through? Tell the truth to the media here. You guys are putting cameras off. We heard from both the Brown police chief. Isn't that where that girl got taken for writing the letter? Right when this all started? Wasn't she a Brown student or something? Was it? I thought it was Columbia. I don't remember, though. I don't remember, though. See if you can find that story. because that story is also fucking crazy. Like you're deporting a student for having an opinion about a world war. It's a war that's happening, right? At least from one side of it. Like having an opinion is a problem that gets you ejected from the country.

1:01:00Especially you're at a university, which is supposed to be a place where ideas get challenged. Yeah, it turns out both sides are totally hypocritical and do exactly what the other side did. and whatever. It's interesting because we're getting to see it more clearly than we've ever seen it before. Right? Yeah. It seems like it. It's Tufts University. Tufts. Arrested and detained by ICE agents in Somerville, Massachusetts. What did she say? She wrote something in the newspaper, I think. Like the school newspaper. Right. An op-ed. But what was it? Let's see if we can read it. I wonder what got her deported.

1:01:51What were the words? She criticized Tufts' leadership response to the Tufts Community Union Senate passing several resolutions concerning human rights violations in Gaza months after the op-ed was written and just weeks before she was detained. The website Canary Mission published a profile on Miss, I don't know how to say her name, Ozturk, including her photograph claiming she engaged in anti-Israel activism. Its sole support for the contention was a link in screenshots of her op-ed. When asked about her case, Secretary of State Marco Rubio confirmed revoking her visa, adding, we gave you a visa to come and study and get a degree, not to become a social activist that tears up our university campuses.

1:02:33Shut up, Marco. So she was asking, put that up again, please. So she was asking, she was criticizing Tufts leadership's response to the Tufts Community Union Senate passing several resolutions. So she must be a part of the Tufts Community Union Senate or someone is. So they passed several resolutions concerning human rights violations. So like what is, like what was she, I want to know what she actually said. You know what I mean? I mean we're getting a synopsis of what her actual op-ed was see if we can find it it's just interesting because like what what can get you kicked out of a country that is the most pro free speech country on planet earth like what gets you kicked out is it really is it all right but is it only that one is it only that one like what if you had an opinion on Ukraine and Russia without get you kicked out?

1:03:32I doubt it. That's weird, right? It certainly is. That's kind of weird. It's a little strange. Are you noticing? Give me two more beers. I'll let you know. I'll let you know my algorithm's been feeding me. It's kind of crazy because unless someone is outright calling for violence or revolution or to ignore the laws or ignore the rules, they're just having an opinion on a gigantic international conflict. Sure. That seems crazy to want to kick him out of the country. Unless there's something more that I don't know. Yeah, maybe she must have said something you would think pretty crazy. Right. But I bet you she didn't.

1:04:16Yeah, she might not have. But we'll see. I bet it was a wild-ass statement. Oh, this is so long. try again President Kumar renewing calls for Tufts to adopt March 4th TCU Senate resolutions so the university's response to Senate resolutions wholly inadequate and dismissive of the Senate the collective voice of the student body why first of all why would Tufts be doing anything about what's happening in Gaza and what could they really do you know what I'm saying Yeah, but yeah, like what could they really do? I Don't know they might stop it Investments and divesting from companies and direct and direct ties to Israel is what they were talking about Right, but the problem is aren't those companies Israel's not a communist dictatorship So those companies that you're not going to invest in they're just citizens of Israel like you're citizens of America You know what I mean?

1:05:19It's like they there's a lot of people that were protesting that and yahoo before october 7th It's like not everybody agrees with everybody. It's not like is there's a monoculture that only has like one Thing that they they think there's a lot of people over there that don't like their their government So like the ban their business not use their bit like what? Fuck if I know I don't know what does that do puts pressure on them to vote differently I guess yeah Yeah, where was she from? But again, isn't that, that's just an opinion. I think it's an opinion. I don't think she even said anything that wild in there.

1:05:57Is that what the fuck she got kicked out for? There's probably a lot more to it. She's one of three or four authors of this paper even. That's one of those things where you've got to be able to talk about shit like that. And if you can talk about shit like that if you're from Ohio and they're not going to send you out of the country somewhere. You know what I'm saying? Why can't you talk about it if you're from another country? Just a guy from Ohio at a bar? I feel like once you are in America legally, shouldn't we treat you like a fucking American? Other than, you know. Certainly. Yeah. Other than you being able to vote yet.

1:06:31But once you're here legally, we've agreed. They can vote. They can vote. Turns out they can. They're getting some votes in. They're getting a fucking ton of votes. It's not zero. It's not zero. Anybody who says it's zero is fucking lying. Did you see that most recent thing? about the Georgia elections? No. Oh, it's kind of crazy. I told you, I checked out, dude. I'm watching fighter jet highlight videos on my phone. You're better off that way. You're better off checking out. I'm waiting for the college football playoffs. Yeah. Patiently. They found a ton of, well, I don't want to put it. Let me pause for a second when I find this.

1:07:07I got the tweet. You got it? Yeah, but I think it's a, I don't know. I don't know either. I'm not paying attention to this. I don't think they found votes. Well, they were saying that 315 ,000 early votes lacked the poll workers' signatures. We don't dispute the allegation. Right. So if that's true, they admit that 315 ,000 votes lacked poll workers' signatures, and they were counted in 2020. I don't think that's legal. Let's put that into perplexity. Is that legal? like if that's true is that legal and should those votes have counted so because here's where it gets crazy trump uh lost to biden in georgia by i think it was 11 000 votes yeah i read though that they'd already done a hand count of these votes since because this has been disputed for the last five years you know so what does that mean they did a hand count of the votes the thing is it doesn't have the poll signature right i i'm just saying that's separate from the polls i don't even know Right, but what the accusation at least is that 315 ,000 lacked.

1:08:16So put the tweet up again so we can read the accusation. It says 315 ,000 early votes that lacked poll workers' signatures.

1:08:28So a poll worker is supposed to sign every one of them, right? I was trying to read into what this means. There's something like each day when they use the machine, they have to zero out the machine to make sure it's starting at zero. And then at the end of the day, you've got to sign off on what it says. Someone counted them or something like that. And they don't have evidence because there wasn't anything being signed that this even started at zero. They could have had their sample tally still on there from their practicing the machines to make sure they counted right. There's a lot of discrepancies on what that could have meant.

1:09:00I think it's a chain of custody issue. Mm-hmm. I don't know again what that means specifically right so it could mean many things and one of the things that it could mean is a 315 ,000 early votes were bullshit They also don't know what who voted for who in those 315 ,000 right

1:09:24That's right, I think I was reading into these two some people were like this is nonsense because they've already gone back and counted them all But I think people are fighting with those people. The problem is when you asked Trump about it, like when I had him on the podcast, I'm like, you think they stole the 2020 election? Like, tell me what's the evidence? He didn't. Well, he might not have remembered. He might have just said, tell me what they did. And like had somebody work on it. And then they told him and then he starts talking about it. But he didn't really go in depth about it. I don't know.

1:09:54But he didn't have a satisfactory answer. No, he didn't. I was hoping he did. I was hoping he did, too. I was hoping that he would have said they stole it through propaganda and shit. Or what happened in those years. There was certainly propaganda meddling. And instead it was just down to he thought voter fraud. Yeah. Which I'm sure there was some, but you could have had an argument with what happened in 2020 and leading up to it. Yeah. You could definitely have a thing where you see with the FBI and the Twitter files and all that shit with the Hunter Biden laptop story. Yeah, but he didn't even bring that up.

1:10:31Yeah, he should have brought that up. Georgia officials and complaints agree that failing to obtain required poll worker signatures on the tabulator tapes for roughly 315 ,000 early ballots in Fulton County was a violation of Georgia election procedure law, i.e. it was not done in compliance with the statute. That does not automatically mean individual voters did anything wrong or that their ballots are criminally illegal. But it does mean the county certification process for those votes did not follow the state legal requirements.

1:11:06So those are not supposed to have been counted. Is that what they're saying? Because it didn't follow the requirements? That's what they're saying. So it says – scroll back up again so I can hear. So it says poll workers must also print and sign zero tapes at the start of voting to show machines begin at zero. And these signed tapes serve as the official certification that reported totals from the scanner are authentic. That's what they require. So they require people to do that. So maybe someone didn't do that, what they were required. That's a possibility. I think 36 did. 36 of 37 advanced voting precincts in Fulton County had failed to sign the tabulation tapes, including that the county violated official election record document processes required by statute.

1:12:00The ones, the voting precincts put this in, that failed to sign the tabulation tapes, were they predominantly Republican or Democrat? just google fulton county click images i think you know what do you think i don't know well i mean if the if the republicans are complaining about it it's obviously a democrat right for sure

1:12:40predominantly it was close here we go i would have spelled it that's how i would have spelled i thought it was right i can't believe anything's wrong i thought it was right i wonder if ai would have figured it out it would have complexity would have yeah specific 36 to 37 advanced voting locations with unsigned tapes are not publicly broken out by party, but Fulton County as a whole is strongly Democratic, and its advanced early vote totals in 2020 were overwhelmingly Democratic. In other words, those affected advanced voting sites would be expected to be predominantly Democrat in their results, not Republican.

1:13:17Weird that 36 out of 37 that have unsigned tapes are strong Democratic, and that there's 315 ,000 votes that aren't supposed to be there. They didn't sign. But it's okay. Don't worry about it. We just forgot to tally. Fuck it. We forgot the tally. Whoopsies. We were so busy making sure we saved democracy that we forgot the tally. They saved it. It was a fucking good four years. What a great move though. If they really did steal the election, like, wow. Is that the first time anyone's ever done it? I don't know I'm not saying they did it, but I'm saying if they did do it like what a great movie that would be There's no way a bunch of fucking pink-haired dorks who really do hijack the system Good for them in the fucking back rooms like licking envelopes and sealing mail-in ballots I asked the thing I read and it says they were both hand-counted and fully audited After the fact I asked if they had found a problem certification and it says that they did it hand counted and fully audited after the fact there's no way the people that didn't sign are the ones making sure to tell everyone it was hand counted right it says hand counted but then recounted by machine and those process included fulton even though the later issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post 2024 hand count Wait a minute, what does that mean?

1:14:52Was the issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post-2024 hand count? Hmm. This is a weird, I don't know what any of this stuff means, to be honest with you. Yeah, what does that mean? That's what's confusing. Was there 315 weird votes or not? Because that is the main, like, right-wing. I bet if you went on Truth Social and asked them, how did they steal the election, they'd fucking... I bet you can't get banned from Truth Social, right? You probably can't get banned. Maybe you say something liberal. You'd have to say... But you'd have to be a crazy liberal. Where if you said, I believe that there's two genders on Blue Sky, you're dunsies.

1:15:36Are you? Instant. Gone. See ya. Blue Sky's nuts. Bro, they go crazy. Do you know what McCann told us? I do. I do know what he told us. I don't know how true that is. Yeah, we should find out right now. Let's find out. So McCann says that they created a ban in Australia on social media for kids under 16, that this ban includes Instagram and TikTok, but does not include blue sky. If that's true, that is crazy. That would be interesting. You're just, like, up until 16 years old, the only way you get to communicate is the most radically leftist site available. In Blue Sky, I saw this lady, one guy, rather, said, I'm trying to be zen about it.

1:16:28Like, something happened to him. I'm trying to be zen about it. And then this other guy underneath it chimes in. It would be great if you would stop being racist to Asians. Maybe he was being funny. No, no, no. No, no, no. There's no humor over there. There's no humor. It is a fucking SSRI soup. There's no humor over there. There's no humor. I'll have to fuck with Blueski. I gotta get on there. I thought it was Blueski for so long. Call it Blueski. I've had a lot of people get to call it that now. Blueski's nice. They'll ban the fuck out of you. The law's initial list of restricted platforms includes Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok, YouTube, Snapchat, Reddit, Threads, Kick, and Twitch.

1:17:10Other platforms including Steam, Blue Sky, WhatsApp, and YouTube Kids were considered but not included in the ban. So that's true. So Blue Sky, which is just Twitter but for super hardcore lefties, is not included in the ban. Hold on. Did they ban True Social? Doesn't seem like they did. We have to find out. Put that into perplexity. Find out if the Australian ban includes True Social. They're banning Trump's tweets. Imagine if you get on True Social when you're 13, you get buck wild, but blueski's just like tanking kids. That's wild. Turning kids trans left and right. Reddit's available. I thought it just said Reddit was not.

1:17:50I thought they said Reddit was one of the ban. The link I just clicked said it could extend to Reddit, Twitch, and Roblox, even dating apps. Some people are bribing them. Let's be honest. If it's Roblox, people are bribing them. Reddit's a little. Reddit's left-leaning. Reddit is among the companies that has approached. I think they need to have certain things on their websites, and those websites that are banned don't have those blocks of filters available. I tell you I tried to jack off on Reddit. I tell you that. Because they banned Pornhub here. Oh, I see. So I was like, I heard people jack off on Reddit, and I tried to avoid Reddit.

1:18:28And as soon as I opened it, first thing was like, Shane Gillis fucking sucks now. I was like, no. No. I still got one off. But it was a tough one. There's a lot of mean, angry people out there, Shane. Yeah. A lot of people are not happy in their life. For sure. That is a – the porn thing is a weird one, too, because kids know about VPNs. You're just keeping stupid kids from jerking off. It's probably good. It's probably good. Don't you want them out of cum? No, no. You want the stupid ones out of cum so they're not making dumb decisions. You're making another good point. Yeah, you want them all dried out.

1:19:09You sound like you're tweeting on Blueski, dude. All those stupid kids, you just want them jerking off as much as possible. You should have an IQ test to see if you could get porn, and that IQ test should be really making sure you're dumb. And if you're too smart, fuck you. Like if you pass it. You gotta go study. You go study. But if you hit like a 65. Jackpot. They just go, go ahead, jackpot. Jack off. Imagine that. That would be a way that would keep dumb people, like, sedated. Just give them as much porn. I think they are sedated. Maybe that's what they're doing to us, to all of us. Just keep giving us live porn 24-7 anytime you want it.

1:19:46Hop on a website. That's a good way to keep dumb people just dried up, out of jizz, sleepy, no motivation. Yeah, the porn on the phone is pretty crazy. It used to, you know, it's a classic bit, but it used to be an ordeal to get your hands on that shit. Yeah. Now it's just like I'll be watching a—I was watching Revolutionary War Doc last night. And in between I was just like, pause. All right, let's see what happened in Ticonderoga. That was last night. One of 99 % of the population of men when they're alone. Yeah. Yeah. I'm watching Ken Burns' Revolution. Right. Seahawks Rams just finished up.

1:20:28Classic game. Toss on some Revolutionary War. Started dragging a little. I said, fuck it, pause. Jack off. You know Benedict Arnold was the hero of Ticonderoga? Now you're actually interested in it and not distracted. Fully not distracted. Do you know John Lilly, the guy who invented the sensory deprivation tank? No, I don't. He was involved. He was cracking them off in there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He definitely. He definitely had a family. He was like, this is a chamber that no one can go in. He was jacking off, dude. Probably. But more importantly, he also ran this research where they were working with dolphins.

1:21:10It was like he was a pioneer in interspecies communication. So they were attempting to teach dolphins how to speak. And so this lady, I'm not bullshitting you. I know. It's just the dumbest group of people. It's the dumbest idea. They were all on ketamine. This lady lived in a house that was like three feet high in water with a fucking dolphin. And the thing was, they found out that she had to jack the dolphin off. If she didn't jack the dolphin off, the dolphin would not pay attention. I've heard this story, yes. So every day she would jack him off and they went, what? Cancel this fucking project.

1:21:41This lady's jacking off dolphins. I bet you by the 120th time jacking him off, he was like, oh shit. Holy fuck. The problem with dolphins is they don't have lips, right? So they make a totally different kind of sound You can't get them to sound like a human and these fucking idiots are like get hello

1:22:07Swear to God the Nazis are trying to get dogs to talk. Oh, I bet they were everyone's Everyone's trying to get animals to talk What do you got? What is it? the whole documentary called the dolphin house oh about the place where this lady lived yeah this is lily that's the guy there i think i hate to be this guy but i would hit pause on that documentary and crack one off fully i'd be disappointed in myself see this lady just lived with a fucking dolphin where was this where were they uh like where was the house damn she's had to jack that dolphin off all the time think if that was your wife and then this documentary comes out later and you're like what?

1:22:53what did you do? I did research I did scientific research you get off my back I was young and single and we hadn't even met yet I don't care you didn't tell me we were engaged and you were jacking off dolphins for research depends how long you're married I would get all really testy St. Thomas Oh okay But the bummer thing is The dolphin doesn't want to be in that stupid little house The dolphin wants to be out there swimming After a while he did After he got a few bandies Yeah fuck that That's the jackpot Put him in a house He's in a fucking house They're feeding him He's getting jacked off You want to hear a dark truth about dolphins Female dolphins are very promiscuous We should make sure this is true Are female dolphins sluts And I think they think the theory is because when they have babies, it takes a long time for them to raise their baby and they won't breed while they're taking care of their babies.

1:23:54I think it's like several years. And so the males will kill babies of a female they haven't slept with. So they can keep fucking? Yes. So they can get them to fuck. They'll kill the baby of a female that they haven't slept with. So the females sleep with as many men as possible. So that the dolphin doesn't know whether or not it's his kids. That's cool. It is. Yeah. But it's also like, yo, how ruthless is everybody? Yeah. I mean, dolphins are supposed to be our peaceful, spiritual cousins that live in the ocean. No. And meanwhile, they regularly kill babies and they force their ladies into being hoes so that they don't get their babies killed.

1:24:38Whenever you look at animals, you got to think about what we do. I don't know if that's true. The part of all is true. Yeah, if male dolphins kill the babies of female dolphins they haven't had sex with. You got to think about what we do and then you think dolphins are dumber than us. They're probably doing crazy shit. I don't know if they are dumber than us. That's what's weird. They fucking better be. They can't affect their environment. We assume that intelligence is only the ability to manipulate your environment. That's what we assume. because we associate intelligence with all the stuff that we've created.

1:25:13But we don't even know what the fuck they're saying. We haven't been able to decipher their language. They have very specific languages. She was probably two or three jack-offs away from finding out. She was right on the cusp. They should have just left her alone. You dumb whore, get out of here. She was so close. They just needed more funding. Male dolphins sometimes kill calves sired by other males to bring the mother back into estrus sooner. Allowing them to mate and pass on their genes A behavior called infanticide Observed in species like bottlenose And Pacific white-sided dolphins Yeah Makes them have like a high-speed race It says to find the best agile partner Jeez Most agile?

1:25:52You gotta win that race Shit, I'd be a terrible dolphin Oh, they have a race That's crazy Hit them with the fucking Persever males in high-speed chases They hit them with the cone drill Yes, females show selectivity for agile partners and can control fertilization via vaginal structure. Oh, so a guy could nut in them and they'd be like, no, no, baby, fuck you. Oh, that's a nice thing. That's just a nut. That's a nice thing. I wish girls could do that. Imagine that if they just come up with that instead of abortion. They just go, oh, we're just going to give you a dolphin pussy. Just lock it down.

1:26:25Look at this next part. Just when the guy nuts and you lock it down. Okay, make an agreement. You sure you're going to lock it down? You told me you want babies. You fucking swear to God? No, no, no. I'm locking it down for you. You swear to God? This comes from the question, are female dolphins sluts? Right. Yeah. Females participate in same-sex genital rubbing, masturbation, and pleasure-seeking via functional coturises rich in nerves, indicating sex serves social enjoyment roles beyond procreation. Up to 75 % of dolphins' sexual activity may prioritize pleasure or alliances over breeding. Males often coerce via alliances, but females evade or reposition to exert choice.

1:27:09So they scissor. Female scissoring in the dolphin community. I like it. We broke that news here. Bring that up. There was a dusky dolphin, dude? What's that one doing? Just fucking boys in Penn State's locker room? Oh, Jesus. Come on. No. No. I told you. I had a couple. No, he's ready to roll. Oh, no. Oh, no. Old dusky dolphin. Yeah, so when we think about peaceful creatures on Earth, we're the most. We're number one. We're the most peaceful. There's no chance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As war-like as we are, as far as intelligent life. Okay, all right, all right. I'll give you... Well, no, dude. There's gotta be some peaceful guys.

1:27:46Dolphins must be going to war with each other, right? There's no way those hyraxes aren't doing anything. No, there's no way we're the most peaceful. What are the prey dogs? The most peaceful are those chimpanzees, the bonobos. Yeah, there's monkeys that are chilling. They all they do is fuck each other. Yeah, but nobos are wild. They look a lot like chimps just a little softer Yeah, and all they do is just get it on those guys. Oh those are funny guys That's a weird look. How about the ones where their asshole lights up when they want to fuck? Becomes like a target They do that. Oh, bro. This is a light up in there

1:28:25they put lighted butt plugs they put butt plugs oh god really oh bro pull that bucky back up look at this guy's face how are ya hold on can you get him making a noise they're very funny yeah that's the physique I'm going for there was an old school comedian that had this big crazy nose and they would call him the schnoz. Who the fuck am I thinking of? Like old-timey movies. They'd call him the schnoz. That's it. Jimmy Durante. Yeah. He does look like a proboscis. A lot like one. But his whole thing was like his nose was huge. Yeah, you got fucking schnoz. The hell of a schnoz. There's no other way to describe that.

1:29:19Ari Shaffir would make fun of his nose. Yeah, the schnoz. Yeah, look, I mean, all of his photo, all the, you know, caricatures, his nose is preposterous. He aged into it. Yeah. Worked out for him. When you're a young man with that fucking nose, that's tough. That's a rough time. He probably wasn't. This is nice. Bro. Wait till you hear this fucker talk. Nose like a man. Nose like a man, yeah. What? I like those guys. They have to be peaceful. Oh, that's a weird face, man. Imagine if they were trying. That's what women look like now. Yeah. For real. The nose job. That's exactly what women look like.

1:29:51It's a Michael Jackson thing. Yeah. Bro, imagine if that was 10 feet tall and was trying to kill your baby. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. What did they do in a past life to come back as that? They must have been really mean. They're great. They must have been a really mean person. What are you talking about, dude? They must have been a really mean person in a past life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ha. Ha. Ha. Yo. Bro. Ha. Jesus. Ha. That's like a man. That's like a really evil man from the past has been reincarnated as this fucked up monkey.

1:30:36Like he's kind of conscious that something's wrong. So why am I not in my medieval manner? Ha. You're at the Baltimore Zoo. Just getting stared at by little kids. This is good stuff. What was that other one, the Michael Jackson one? I liked that guy. The noseless one. What was that tiny little fucking guy? That tiny little guy was terrifying. It was huge. You know, it was real big and giant. It would suck to get killed by a giant cute thing. You know what I mean? Like a giant fluffy. You know, some of the monkeys are really cute. Like if he was like six inches tall, he would be really cute. Like, oh my God, he's so cute.

1:31:16If he was 10 feet tall, he would be fucking terrifying. Yeah, he'd be the... Terrifying. ...accomitable snowman. Look at that fucking thing. That's what I'm saying. Bro, that thing is terrifying. He's got some fangs. He's got some fangs. Terrifying. He's got like a bat nose. Look at his fucking creepy ass nose. That would rip your fucking face right off. Just jump on your face. You wouldn't be able to pull it off. Your nose would be gone. That rules. Right. But if it's 10 feet tall, it doesn't rule. that thing's standing outside your village waiting for you to dog you outside you got a stick shit that's the thing man why are they so fucking cute when they're little but if that thing was giant and had fangs if it was 10 feet tall but it wouldn't be it was big and scary it would have a scary face like why is that why do the little ones what is cute why do the little ones have literally have a cute face that if you made that thing big it wouldn't be as scary Maybe that's just our instinct to think babies are cute so we don't throw them.

1:32:18Maybe, huh? You see that guy and go, he's great. You see what the dolphins do. Maybe it's built into it. There's a lot of stepdads listening to this right now getting dolphin impulses going. Fucking, I wish I could kill that little motherfucker.

1:32:35It is weird though, right? Because all the big scary things look scary. Grizzlies are kind of cute. No, they're not. No. I was telling you, that was the only thing that I've ever seen in the wild. Toss up, cute grizzly. The only thing I've ever seen in the wild. Polar bears are kind of cute, fellas. Look, bro. Obviously, they're terrifying, but if he was fucking one feet tall, you'd go, that's an adorable guy. That's a good point. You know what I mean? Until he was tearing apart a seal. Until he was bigger than you. Yeah. Bro, what are you talking about? Look at that guy. That's a cub, first of all.

1:33:04That's still good. Look at these guys walking, dude. Show them walking. J-Mo, get them walking. That's pretty cute. Now show Kodiak brown bear eating a moose. Put that in there. Kodiak brown bear eating a moose. Bro, there's one of them that got this moose off the side of the road and was dragging it uphill. The moose is like 1 ,200 pounds. You see the one during the wedding? Which one is it? Oh, yeah, there's a wedding. There's a wedding and then on the other side of the fucking river there's just a grizzly tearing apart a moose. Yeah, they got married in Alaska. Whoops. Dude, how do you kill a moose?

1:33:45Bro, they can kill anything. They literally kill anything. I mean, he's just riding his back, drowning him. Oh, that reminds me. Look at this. He's just hanging onto his fucking back. Look at this. So cute. That's a moose, man. Moose are so big. That video of that guy in the... That moose comes up to him? I sent it in the group chat. Or you did. Yeah. It's the scariest fucking animal I've ever seen. Oh, they're scary. It's like a dinosaur. It's fucking terrifying. They're so big, dude. There's a guy hunting and a moose just comes up to him and is like staring at him. I don't know how to describe it.

1:34:18Well, they're so huge. No, this is not it, but still terrifying. Not it, but still. That's not even a really big one. That moose, like the one that you see in the car. Actually, that's a pretty big one. His paddles are just going the wrong way. Yeah, that's huge. Wah. Whoa. Yeah, don't do that.

1:34:43Also, Borderline looks like AI, but it's probably not. Well, a lot of them are right now. That's a problem. Almost everything is getting tricked left and right. There's like the giant cat walking up to save its baby. Moose are not afraid of you, though. That's one thing that's true. But generally, they're very aggressive. And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up, man. That's not it, J-Mo, but I still don't want to see a moose get shot. You love that shit. I don't want to see those boys get shot. Have you ever eaten moose meat? No. It's delicious. It's really good. It's the reason why bears try so hard to kill them.

1:35:18Really? Yeah. Yeah, I get it. So they're cute, up to a point. Bears? Yeah, they're cute. Up until they're about two years old. We were talking about it earlier. I don't like black bears' eyes. Bears do have shitty eyes. They're so close to being cute. They got weird-looking eyes. One of the weird things about, like... Yeah, this one. Look at that fuck. Oh, yeah.

1:35:48He's looking at him like, dude, I will fuck you up is what he's saying. Look how big he is.

1:36:00That's why they're scarier than every other deer, because they'll come fuck you up. Just beat your ass off. They'll kill you. Stomp you to death. Stomp you to death and this guy is being smart by staying between the trees This is very dangerous Like if he was out in an open field He'd be fucks built right now If he couldn't get to cover to a bunch of trees look at these guys like do get it out in a driveway

1:36:31Fucking their car up

1:36:37Why do dogs just run straight into that? You ever see dogs do that shit? They're dumb. Because we took them from wolves and turned them into little bitches. Dude, I've seen deer just fuck dogs up. There's a lot of those compilations. Oh, yeah. They start doing this. Yeah, yeah. They get on their heels. But a lot of dogs kill deer, too. There's that classic of that guy putting, it's an old one, but he put deer piss all over him, and then a buck comes and just beats the shit out of me. He doesn't get a shot off. He gets his ass beat. What a moron. He's like, turn the camera off. Oh, my God. What a moron.

1:37:15That's like the number one hunting in America is white-tailed deer. Yeah. Number one game. Pennsylvania. Yeah, by far. That's where I'm from. Yeah. Iowa and PA, right? Yeah, well, my family lived in Harrisburg for a while. My parents did. I always forget. That's insane. I used to go to visit them. You should have been a Harrisburg man. I'm like, you got deer everywhere out here. You could have been a Central PA man. You would have never done anything. Well, you didn't. What the fuck are you talking about? Shut up. You would have been chilling. I doubt it. You would have been an Elks bar. You would have met Phil.

1:37:47I don't think I'm designed for that. I would not be happy. Chill. I know. If you were from Central PA, you'd be into college football. You love it all. It fucking rules. I just have to assume that who I am now, I would always have been. No, that's silly. No, like the way I like things. The things I like. No, you could have been a Notre Dame fan, dude. It could have been so sick. It could have been so sick. Well, I definitely could have been a fan, but I still would be doing this. I think I'd be doing the same shit I'm doing. I'd figure out a way to do something. Yeah. As long as I didn't get saddled down at a young age.

1:38:27You go to the Elks Bar. Get married at 18. Yep. Fuck. Drink and drive home. Your babe's there. She's pretty. You got to get a dad now at 18. Yeah, but then that's when your fanhood of college football becomes greater. You go, dude, I get three hours on Saturday. I can't fucking wait. Who do we have? Ah, fuck. It's Central Michigan. Fuck. It's going to be a blowout. Whatever. I'm going to have beers. That's good stuff. And then you golf. Then you get to golf. You go, fuck, I suck at golf. Who gives a shit? I'm getting wasted. It's a good life. I'm jealous of it. It does sound like a good life. But it's also a difficult one.

1:39:14For sure. But that's the best life. Is it? Yeah, good, difficult. Yeah, that's the point. Why is good and difficult the best life? That's what makes going to that bar so fucking sick. You know what I mean? Having a shitty job. Shitty job. Yeah. You sit down and you go, bro, let me tell you about how shitty my fucking job is. Yeah. You go get fucking hammered. Three beers in, you go, my job fucking rules. My life rules. You know what? I'm going to go beat the fuck out of my wife.

1:39:50Oh, my God. See that Iraq video? Those guys boxing? You go, I'm going to make her put some head gear on when I get home. yeah no it's good obviously it's not like the best but it's a good life fucking drinking and golfing with your friends yeah it's funny to watch your friends age into that cause my friends were never like that now I'll go home and they're like everyone got fat which that's fun you see your boys you go yeah it sucks doesn't it yeah and then they just love just hitting the local bar getting a couple going home hopefully the kids are asleep it's fun it's fun to watch from a distance i i can't like i'll go home for the holidays and my sister will bring her kids over i'm good for about 30 minutes well all the things you said that the fun parts about it is that it's not complicated you're just having a good time yeah and the idea is that if it having a good time you'll have a better time if the rest of your day sucks you appreciate those guys more yeah Yeah.

1:40:54I get it. I get it. You could have been. You could have been a great Central Pennsylvania. I don't know, man. Central Western PA. You could have been a Steelers fan. You could have been a contender. Instead, you're just doing this bullshit. Instead, you're fucking doing this crap. I think I was always going to just mostly be interested in one-on-one sports. Maybe. For whatever reason. I like team sports. I love watching a good football game. You could have been a running back. We could have got you in the slot. No. My fucking high school wrestling coach tried to get me to play football. And I was like, no.

1:41:31We had this kid. His name was Bobby Baker. He was 300 pounds. He was our heavyweight. He was huge. And I was like, me and him would be playing the same game. So he would run over me. That's crazy. He couldn't catch you. Whatever. That's the whole point. What if he did? I'm not taking that chance. Occasionally they catch you. He was fucking huge. I was like, I'm not taking that chance. I was like, no. I wrestled at 134 pounds. playing football. Oh, you could have been a contender, Joe. Yeah, I didn't like the idea. Team sports are awesome. I also didn't like the idea of random people charging at you and colliding.

1:42:02I'm like, no, no, no, no. One in one. Let's figure this out. Football, somebody's hitting you and you're not looking. Exactly. I don't like it. A lot. You're chasing someone this way and someone just... Yeah, but then you get them. Then the best feeling in the world is when someone's not looking and you get to fucking level there. It's so sick. It was my favorite. I bet. Thankfully, I played offense. Offense, I got a lot of those. But every once in a while, we'd throw an interception. I had no idea how to pursue a corner just running. I'd be... I don't know where to look. I got laid out. It's fun.

1:42:43Team sports, bro. I get it. Camarader. You like fucking hunting with those guys. That's a team sport. Not really. You're all going out on your own. Or you're going out two at a time. Okay. Yeah. Like Cam and I went together. But it's you. Like the thing about team sports that's awesome is the camaraderie, right? That's what's awesome. But we used to always drive me nuts when I was playing baseball. I played baseball as a kid. I don't want to be a loser because little Billy dropped the ball. Baseball is also still kind of an individual sport. There's a lot of like a pitcher versus a batter. It was the way I played it.

1:43:20It's very individual. I sucked. You should have seen what happened to me at baseball. I sucked. I sucked. I hit puberty and just lost all hand-eye coordination for a year. Dude, last year playing baseball was like seventh or eighth grade. I don't think I had a hit for an entire season. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. I remember fifth grade, I got hit by a pitch from a girl, a girl pitcher. And I turned when she was throwing it, and it hit me right in the back where I lost. The wind got knocked out of me. I was on first base like, I was crying. Isn't that crazy? It's like when you're a boy and then you hit puberty and all of a sudden your body's weirdly shaped.

1:44:00It moves different. The dynamics are all different. Growing. You can't walk up stairs right. You think the stairs are taller than they are. It's weird. You grow. You grow. Your dick is hard all the time. Think about those dudes. You're so distracted. Some of my friends grew like a foot. In a year. In a year. I was like, dude, that must have hurt like hell. That's crazy. It must have fucking killed. That's so crazy. You just rock hard. Everything hurts. Oh. Banging into things. Ow. Your shins are all in the way of everything. Your dad's sitting there like, you fucking pussy. Dad, it hurt. Hilarious.

1:44:41Yeah. And no one knows how to do it. No. How was it having kids going through puberty? That must have been crazy. And you have girls, right? Yeah, they get emotional. But they go from like, because the only time I've seen you is my niece. And it's like, she was like your best friend. And then there's like two years where it's like, Uncle Shane, you don't fucking anything. Fuck you. Luckily, our kids are not like that. They're very communicative. We have like a really good way of communicating with each other all the time. There's no like hateful shit like that. No, I will say this about you. You do get some of that from kids?

1:45:18All of a sudden you notice it. They get angry at you for enforcing rules and stuff, but they're pretty fucking cool. They're really cool. The thing is, it's like the whirlwind is impossible for everybody to come out flawless. You're getting hormones. Your whole life has changed. All of a sudden, you like girls or you like boys, and your whole life is now a pursuit of getting girls to like you or getting boys to like you, and then you have friend groups, and then everyone has got to fucking - They're mean. And you all have a menstrual cycle that syncs up together. They all get crazy together. Dude, I never even thought about those weeks.

1:45:56Go exciting. Menstrual cycles are nuts. They smell each other, and all their fucking blood syncs up on the same time. It's disgusting. How weird is that? And they all get mean for a week together? Yeah. That's why girls don't really have friends. Well, there's a lot of reasons why they don't have friends. But think about one week a month. You and your friends all are fucking nasty to each other? Yeah. That's crazy. It is crazy. What do you hear of more? Do you hear of more like a girl being betrayed by one of her friends who tries to fuck her husband? You hear about that more than you would hear about a husband trying to fuck someone's wife, right?

1:46:34Yeah. That's like a more risky move. So that's probably one of the reasons why girls don't trust girls. Like that bitch, she'll just go fuck my man. And also the guy will definitely say yes. It's such an easy one. It'll be a secret between us. Oh, a secret. Fuck it, right? Okay. A secret sounds good. Yeah, he might kill me, but yeah, yeah, yeah. Dun, dun, dun. Fuck it. Yeah, I'm watching this show. What is it called? The Beast in Me? The new Netflix show? Bro. The reason why I brought that up, there's a scene where, spoiler alert, where a cop is banging this other cop, a female cop. Oh, damn. I wish there was guys that'd be hilarious.

1:47:15She's married, and it's like one of them things. Yeah. You know, like, eee, there's people out there just. I think a lot of people. Yeah. Yeah. That show is fucking great, though. That Claire Danes show, have you seen it? No, I haven't. I heard it was good. Oh, it's good. Nice. I'm only a couple episodes in, but it's a good one. I'm about done with the revolution. That lady can fucking. Keep jacking off, though. It's taking forever. Fuck it. I've been watching this thing for six weeks. Keep jacking off.

1:47:50How far are you? 45 minutes? When you start pressing play, it picks up where you dropped it off. You're 45 minutes in the first episode. Bro, ah, man, I wish I could tell you. I'm not joking. I took a picture of it. It was so funny. I jacked off to a... I was...

1:48:14When I finished jacking off, this is at 111 in the morning today. I looked up and the screen was a map of the British invasion as soon as I got done I was like oh they're invading Mohawk territory by Fort Stanwix so you took a photo of it it's insane to finish and look up and go what am I doing what the fuck that's funny that's so funny you gotta give it a watch shit rocks Yeah, no. You're going to fucking jack off a lot. I won't. I started it. I started it. It's awesome. Yeah. All this stuff's awesome. Ken Burns rules. He's rules. He takes topics that you would go, I'm never going to watch that.

1:48:58Yeah. Fucking rules. No, he can do anything. Baseball? You go, what could be interesting about this? The Vietnam one was excellent. Vietnam fucking ruled. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, he's really rare because essentially PBS just lets him just put it together. I know. The way he wants. They don't fuck with him at all. Is Trump trying to get rid of PBS? I don't know. He better not touch my Ken Burns, dude. My thought, though, is that he can kind of do that anywhere now. Sure. Like, he could do it on YouTube, and it would be massive. Yeah. Imagine if he put a series like that out on YouTube. Does YouTube pay for that?

1:49:37Yeah, they pay you. No, I mean after. Pay you for downloads. Yeah, but. wouldn't they pay like Netflix would probably do it they'd probably give him the big money he should do HBO but his stuff is so good no one cares where it is, they'll find it on PBS they'll buy the DVD or rent it what budget of fucking PBS is going to Ken Burns dude, that must be 80 % he's their Stern absolutely we got one guy he got Ken Burns Stern just re-signed good for him Good for him. I guess he still likes to do it. Good. You know? How long do you think you'll be doing comedy and podcasting? Do you think you're ever going to get to a point in time?

1:50:21I don't know how long I'll do podcasting. I'll probably fucking forever. Right. Comedy for sure. Yeah. Stand-up for sure. But the podcasting is where I get a little, like, you're good at it because you talk about, like, fucking topics and things you're interested in. All I have is me. so after a while you're like i don't want to keep putting myself out you know right right right right right i know it's good like no privacy yeah i know what you're saying yeah it's like um but you could do a podcast where you talk to anybody as well you could do i could do a history podcast if i put like 100 if i put effort into it yeah 100 yeah you 100 could and you could also do a history podcast where you have an interest in a subject and you know a lot about it but not like enough to do a podcast on it and just bring an expert in and have a conversation with him about it.

1:51:12I've thought about it. I had a teacher at Harrisburg Area Community College who was a he was a Gettysburg tour. He was a tour guide and it's Harrisburg Area Community College so no one gave a fuck. I was taking Civil War history. I was locked in dude this guy fucking loved me it was me and 10 other fucking low iq guys jacking off and i was just like oh so what actually happened at the battle of sporting hill he was like that's a great question it was nice tour guides you ever go to a battlefield no not that i think of bro how about get a tour guide and go to a battlefield shit's awesome i don't think i ever have any battlefield it's awesome they know everything it's their whole life they just live it they fucking are there every day they know every single thing it's awesome it's a little weird it's a little weird but it's cool to be a part of yeah yeah okay i'll go with you you can you can get a guy to like a gettysburg and get him in your car and you just drive the battlefield why don't we just go to the alamo that'd be awesome that's that anybody i don't know much about texas history because it was always i don't know a whole lot i know a lot about we get it we get a comanche We could get a Comanche tour.

1:52:25We could get. Ooh, that's what we need to get. There had to be a battle. Oh, yeah. But see, it always felt like it was like light cavalry and like skirmishes. Well, there's a lot of that, too. The real thing that changed was the pistol when they figured out how to make a revolver. Because those dudes at muskets did not stand a fucking chance. Fuck, I missed. All right. I got 15 minutes. This fuck is flying at me. Those guys got jacked. The thing about the Comanches, too, is they were really good at riding horses and shooting arrows off the horses. So they just run right at him and fill him up with arrows.

1:52:56Think about that, though. Like, you see an Indian. Yeah. You go, all right, well, this has worked before. Out east, I could just sit here and shoot at him. Guy's riding on the side of his horse, shooting arrows at you. Yeah, hiding behind the body of his horse. He's doing tricks? Yeah. And then he's going to eat my family? He's going to do some weird shit? They did some weird shit to people. Yeah. Did you ever read Empire of the Summer Moon? I did. Bro. Incredible. The scene that they describe where they chop this guy's arms and legs off and then threw him on the fire while he was still alive to watch him squirm.

1:53:28I was like, ew. And he was like, that's why they never surrendered. They didn't have surrender in their thought process. They were going to die or kill you. Yeah, they were doing the weirdest shit possible. You've got to die after that. You can't go, all right, I'll just go to jail. And they were doing that to other Native Americans too, by the way. That's what this was about. like they would their favorite thing was to go on raiding parties just trying to sleep yo cut your arms that's off that's why you can't have that CPAP on

1:54:04you ever see hostiles it's Christian Bale I don't think I did give it you would love it I'm sure it fucking rules I don't think I did opening scene what year How year was that, friend? 2017? Yeah. No, I definitely didn't. Opening scene is some Comanches attacking settlers. It's fucking great. Show me what the poster looks like. I've seen too many movies, dude. My brain is... Hostiles rules. Does it? Yeah. No, I didn't see it. I didn't see it, but I did hear good things about it. Chalamet's in that. It's almost like there's too many fucking movies and too many good ones slip through the cracks.

1:54:44Yeah, give it a shot. Oh, no, this is stuff from the beginning. You can't watch this. Oh, dang. Skip ahead to get some visuals here. I can't really show it on the screen. It's, uh... They're getting attacked. This guy going, fuck it. They're going to take the horses. I'd rather die.

1:55:04Yeah. It looks familiar. It's great. Maybe I did see it. Anyway, yeah, it was... But you know what I'd like to see is the little bighorn. Never been up there. Custer's Last Stand. Ooh. That'd be a cool one. Where's that?

1:55:21Dakota's South Dakota? I'm a dumbass if I got which one wrong. It's one of the Dakotas. Yeah, that's got to be weird to stand on the ground where all those people died. That's a good one. Because he was there to hunt them, and he ended up running into the biggest congregation of Native Americans ever. Yeah, ever. Fucking smoke. They all got together. Yeah. North. Oh, Montana? What am I? Montana. Fucking idiot. it damn wow imagine the just the visual of thinking you're chasing them down and you're hunting them you're on the attack and you go over the hill and you're like oh shit no yeah what is this a reenactment that's just where it is that's what it looks like there they probably reenacted every year just like the civil war dorks do I've been to those I love those I go to Gettysburg and watch it.

1:56:20It was so sick. That's hilarious. It was awesome. That was hilarious. Yeah. Little big one would be a sick one. I was watching this dude. He had a truck, a YouTube video, and he was doing some upgrade to this truck. And he pointed to the front license plate, and he said, oh, and here we got a Mississippi license plate. And I was like, what is that? Have you seen the Mississippi flag for the license? Was it just the Confederate flag? Kind of. Have you seen the Mississippi flag? See if you can find the Mississippi flag. Because he had a Mississippi flag. I fucked it up. But for his front license plate.

1:57:00And I was like, wait a minute. Yeah, Mississippi held it down for, I think they might still be holding it down. I think. A recent update, but I think that's what it used to look like. Okay. That's crazy. That is so wild. Ah, so sick. I don't give a fuck, dude. It's fucking sick. Obviously, I understand people having a problem with it. I get it. I think, well. I bet that changed around 2021. That's kind of crazy that they kept that Confederate flag in there for so long. Oh, wait. Hold on. Yeah, 2020. For 1996 to 2020. So that's what it was? 96. So what is it currently? Pre-96 might have been just the fucking.

1:57:40Oh. Oh, they turn into a flower. That's what it is currently. It's a flower. It's hilarious. Well, it wasn't for this dude in his truck.

1:57:56That's the State flags back then were so sick at Gettysburg you can see all the like the battle flags they had south had some good ones did they? north typically stuck with the fucking American flag but every you know your state it was all state pride it was fucking cool they all had fucking slogans they would talk shit it was fucking awesome it's so cool yeah they were basically Europe and they had reputations a bunch of countries 1894 wow took it down in 2020 I think when they were doing all the rest of the Confederate monument stuff That's so crazy Also Mississippi boys It's so crazy Imagine if somebody still had a swastika in their flag And they were just rocking that Like what?

1:58:43Come on It's just a part of it It's German Part of our thing You would like that Each group had reputations I think it was the Iron Brigade It was like these Midwest freaks. So they were all like German and Norwegian. They were all fucking huge. Right. And like they wore big tall black hats to make them even taller. And like the Confederate generals would see those black hats and be like, fuck, get out of there. I don't know if that, well, whatever. They ruled. It's fun. There was the Louisiana Tigers. They would fucking get you. They were a bunch of freaks. Imagine like dressing up. Like look at that photo.

1:59:24Pull that photo up again that you showed the earlier one. the one where they're all like standing there with their suits on. Imagine getting dressed up real nice to go kill people. Look at that. That's so weird. No, I'd rather get killed by a guy fucking dressed up. Click on the one in the upper right corner, the left-hand thumbnails. Yeah, right there. Look at that dude. That's a good guy. He could shoot me. But just imagine. Like this is how you're getting dressed up to go to war. It's so weird looking. With your goofy hat. Full on post photo with like a fake background like you take at school.

1:59:59Good point. Show them the. Good point. You could do that with like Marines, right? And military dress, right? Yeah, they would wear that. No, they didn't have. Show them the zoaves. What's a zoave? You're going to like their outfits. Yeah? Yeah. Little gay boy outfits. They're fucking people up.

2:00:18Z-O-U-V-E-S, I think. Yeah, it's good. Oh, boy. Swag, dude. Whoa. Where were they? MC Hammer Pants. Where did they live? They were in the north. They were breaking. New York? No. Really? Yeah. Dude, hold this thought. I have to pee. I'm with you. We'll be right back. So who are these African fellows? They're from Africa? No, they swagger jacked the French North African. Oh, so the other guys were where, though? That swagger jacked them? Where were they? I think New York. I think the Irish Brigade might have tried it. Could be wrong. Bro, when I first saw gangs in New York, I was like, wait, this happened too?

2:01:02Yeah. What? So these are the guys? Yeah, it's good swag. Where did they live, though? I think if you look up Zouave's American Civil War. So these guys fought in the Civil War dressed like that? Yeah. Wow. Imagine you're hanging out with a bunch of dudes and everyone's dressing like... Bro, that was the drip. That was the coolest group of dudes. Like, look at these guys. What's with the hats? That's a crazy look. So how many of those were from the area where this is... Well, I stood in Chicago from the first one. Huh. He formed the first American company inspired by North African light infantry known as the Zouaves that had won distinction in both Algeria and Crimea.

2:01:59Bro, that part of the world.

2:02:04That's one of the things about when Russian fighters fight in the UFC. I always have to, I got my little calculations. Like this guy, he moves real good. I'm like, he's from where? Oh, he's from Chechnya? Well, he's going to win. Well, he's probably going to fuck this guy up. Check out what the description is here. A fellow who can pull up a 110-pound dumbbell, who can climb up an 80-foot rope hand over hand with a barrel flower hanging to his heels. Hanging to his heels. I don't know what that means. Who can jump 17 feet 4 inches high without a springboard. 17 feet high. That's cool. They must have been crazy.

2:02:46Who can tie his legs in a double bow knot round his neck without previously softening his shin bones in a steam bath. What? Who can take a five-shooting revolver in each hand and knock the spots off the ten of diamonds at 80 paces, turning somersaults all the time and firing every shot in the air. That's a suave. All right, whose quote is this? That's a silly quote. Suave? Was it drunk suave? Tony Hingrich. He was gay for the Zaves. I'll tell you what they can do. This guy. This guy's doing backflips and shooting cards. Yeah, it's supposed to be an exaggeration. Of course. Of course you can't jump fucking 20 feet.

2:03:29Nobody can do that. At first I was with you, though. He said he shot the spades at 80 yards. What did he say? 80 paces? Yeah, it says Americans were going nuts over the new kind of fighting force. 80 paces is kind of crazy. How far is 80 paces? What does that mean when they say 80 paces? I got it right, New York. I feel good about that. So it's just like a full step? I guess. But it's everybody's step is longer or shorter. True. So what is it like shooting a card with a fucking musket at 80 yards? You know how retarded that is? If you're doing a draw or a duel against a short guy, you're fucked.

2:04:08He's going to hit 10 paces real quick. Get shot in the back. I think everybody has a count. Is ready, aim, fire. Ten paces. This is the first guy. It also says he was the first union officer to die in combat. He's a dork. He's a dork. He was trying to wear cool clothes. He got shot. Yeah, my first thought is how would a law student in Chicago have read about these guys fighting in Africa? He was a dork. Read a newspaper article? Yeah. He probably was way too into looking good and not really thinking about the war part of it. It's just, you know. And then all of a sudden, first manassas comes around.

2:04:47There you go. We're going to whip them. Watch out. They have guns, too. Yeah. There's some good last quotes from Gettysburg. Or from just the Civil War. They're hilarious. Because it's guys talking like that. I just remember one from Gettysburg where a guy's last quote was like, what are you guys ducking for? They couldn't hit an elephant from that distance and get shot in the head. Who said that to him? He said it. He said that to like a transcriber? All of his boys were ducking and hiding behind rocks. And he was like, come on, what are you guys, pussies? They couldn't hit an elephant from this distance.

2:05:19Oh, popped. You popped in the head. Tough last one. Yeah. You want your last words to be cool. How accurate were those rifles even? Like the rifles that they used, so they used ball, they used those little ball muskets, right? They started getting rifling. They started getting rifling? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real bullets? So Gettysburg was 63, so by then they were definitely. Right, because the Comanche, when they were fighting the Comanche, they had already introduced the Colt. I think in like 1850? When did Colt invent the revolver? Oh, here it goes. I feel like officers had revolvers. What year is this?

2:05:58So 1861 is, it says model 1861. that's a rifled musket. 1855, that's another rifled musket. It says rifle. Okay, it doesn't say rifled musket. It says rifle, but it has a flint lock. Like the whole thing, it looks the same. But then Navy, Colt Navy revolver, it doesn't say what year? Oh, it says weapons of the Civil War. So they had revolvers. At least the officers did, and then the cavalry had those Carbines. And, yeah, scroll back up again to that image. That's a better one. The one that you just showed? It's a little better. Oh, okay. So those bottom ones, they look like actual rifles. That looks like a long pistol, right?

2:06:47So I bet they had a bullet. Right? Those aren't muskets, right? Top, this mini ball thing. Mm-hmm. Mm. Interesting. But they definitely had, like. It seems like they had pistols. The South definitely had some guys with some muskets coming out. So what year did Colt invent the pistol? Because I think they started using them, the Texas Rangers started using them first, before the military even used them. That was the story in Empire of the Summer of Moon, right? Which is crazy that someone wouldn't want to buy something that can shoot five rounds. 36, damn. Wow, 1836. The revolver. 1831. Wow. That was 36.

2:07:31He invented the first practical revolver in 1831 and received a U.S. patent for the revolving cylinder design on February 25, 1836. So in 1831, this motherfucker invented it. 1836, he gets the patent, and nobody wanted it. They were like, we don't want it. We don't want to pay for your fucking crazy revolver. Oh, you can stab with that. I'm an old school musket guy. I want to take 10 minutes. That's a neat shot. There's guys that are old school in everything. There's going to be always guys that are old school Mosque guys. Look at that thing. Wow. What is that little thing on the side? Is that the gunpowder?

2:08:11That doesn't make sense. How did that work? When did they invent bullets? I think they had to make their own bullets. Oh my God, they had to make their own bullets. That's crazy. Of course. Yeah, right? Yeah. If you ran out. So you probably have the cartridges. You pack all your bullshit in there, and you got your little fake top. I bet they sucked. I bet half the time they didn't go off right. Yeah, they probably had the gun before they had the ammo invented, right? Maybe. Yeah, probably. Yeah, because, right. I bet the first one, they had handmade ammo. When did they start mass-producing ammo where you could just go buy ammo?

2:08:50I think that would be World War I. No. I've actually just read about this. I mean, a little bit before. American Civil War, they would have mass-produced ammo. Some, but we didn't have giant factories back then. So they started converting factories to do stuff. Wow. And then big war comes, and you may start making money off of it. So that's a problem that, like, manufacturing goes big up when there's a nice, fat war. People get real excited, a lot of jobs. It's like, don't get addicted to that. Well, maybe we did. Oh, we definitely did. Imagine, like, growing up in the 50s, the kind of patriotism people must have had after winning World War II.

2:09:30You'd feel so, dude, that'd be so sick. Wouldn't be incredible. It'd be awesome. It must have been amazing. We were fucking Americans. We saved the world. That was the narrative. And then Vietnam. Fucked it all up. And people couldn't believe it. I thought we were the good guys. We went to the good wars. Just makes you wonder how many times have we been tricked. like how many times have people been tricked don't get into that a lot don't get into that thought process i love getting to go wait a second what's that jamie just celebrations of victory day yeah look at all these people holding up signs that say peace everybody's so happy they know they're gonna get to live you only get that happy when you think you were gonna die if there was no war and these people just said let's have a celebration for being an american There's a black guy dead center.

2:10:21That's nice. How do you get everybody to look at the camera? What the fuck? Is that one black dude dead center? Some guy had a bullhorn. I guess. Everyone, please look. Yeah, for sure. There's definitely one camera. What can I take? That might be AI. Seems like there's too many people. No, I believe that picture. That's AI. It's like Times Square. Yeah, that's a cover of an album. It looks good. That's a Pink Floyd album. I'm doing it here, too. I mean, maybe, maybe not. but it's just I guess if you see one camera it wants to be in the picture but yeah what is that come on son what the fuck is that there were like four cameras they were probably like holy shit a camera's here yeah right yeah everybody look up here yeah and back then everyone was taking orders also it might be AI no those are real I believe those I do too it might be a simulation can you imagine being there though what a party I bet everybody just fucked everybody It's probably the best party ever.

2:11:18They probably went crazy for like days just drinking and getting your fuck on. Then that hangover hits and you go, fuck. Back to the bar. I got to go to work. Back to the bar. Fuck. Crazy. Yeah, fuck all that PTSD those guys just got. You know? True. Coming home, drinking a couple beers. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Liberating a camp, seeing all that. Trench warfare. Yeah, World War I trenches. How about that? Bummer. How about what those people come back from? Watching their buddies getting eaten by wolves. Over in, for some reason, you're in Europe. Some reason. We're fighting Germany? Why? So you got flown in for some reason?

2:12:02In World War I, why, for the record? Well, the craziest thing in World War I, it was a lot of crazy things, but the Fritz Haber story. What's that? Fritz Haber is the guy that invented Zyklon B, right? Oh. So he invented Zyklon A. He was the first inventor of it, but he invented it as a pesticide, and it had a very distinct odor. And then Zyklon B, they removed that odor. He also invented gas. He invented a bunch of shit. One of the things he invented is a way to get nitrogen out of the atmosphere. It's called the Haber Method. And to this day, like 50 % of the nitrogen in people's bodies in a lot of places in the world is through the Haber Method.

2:12:43so that revolutionized fertilizer so you can get nitrogen from the air he figured this out at the same time he was using gas to fucking kill the allied troops with giant fans so at the same time he was up for a Nobel Prize he was also wanted for war crimes and he was Jewish so eventually the guy who invented Cyclone B was Jewish? yes and eventually he had a flea talk about your all time backfires they kept him around for a while They tried because he was so valuable because he came up with the gas. Yeah. And then eventually he had to flee. They didn't kill him, but they let him flee the country, and he died on the road.

2:13:22He died, like, in transit. He had a bad heart, I believe. Oh, it's a terrible story, dude. There's worse to it. His wife committed suicide in front of him, and he left anyway to go to the front lines, and he left his, like, 13-year-old son with her as she was dying. Yeah. She shot herself. in front of him. And he was like, fuck it, I'm going to, well, I'm going to the front line. He was probably going to kill himself. It's a crazy story. Damn. Crazy story. It's a good movie. Yeah, but imagine like you've invented this thing that unquestionably helped so many human beings. You figured out how to get nitrogen from the atmosphere and you could use it as industrial fertilizer.

2:14:03How much food was grown? How many people were fed? How many starving people were prevented because of this guy's method? And again, at the same time, he figured out you could just gas people just sent poison through the air and everybody downwind dead men women children medical workers dogs cats pigs fuck you it's a cloud of poison with giant fans just blowing poison towards you fuck but i mean you know why is it better to shoot people why is it better what we did in Hiroshima no it's way better the gas? no shooting people? yes do you hear those stories of getting fucking gassed? the nicest way is a big nuke that's the nicest unless you're on the slight outskirts then you're getting burned you know what the craziest thing that anybody said to me on the podcast recently this dude was talking we were talking about UFOs and one of the things that he said was that one of the ways that they had described one of the things that they're working on that they thought was a back-engineered craft, the way they described it as a simultaneous nuclear payload delivery system, meaning that the moment you want it, or instantaneous, instantaneously, like it literally shows up wherever you want it to be and delivers the nuclear bomb.

2:15:33There's no delay there's nothing because it's operating on some sort of a gravity propulsion system that bends space around it and rockets it towards whatever that point in time or the point on the map you want it to be instantaneously imagine if the fucking this is the reason why the aliens haven't landed is because we gave they came here they dropped off some ufos they said hey guys figure this out this is how we travel and we said wouldn't it be cool to just nuke people instantly We can put a gun on this thing. And that's how they described it. Instantaneous nuclear payload delivery system.

2:16:11And I was like, that might be the most terrifying thing. Because what kind of fucking sociopaths are in control of the UFO program if the first thing they do with it is figure out how to make a nuke go instantly anywhere you want in the world? What year did all the UFO shit start? It all started after the bombs. When was Roswell? 47. That's straight to fucking put a nuke on this thing. Yeah. That's all they were thinking about. That's all they were thinking about. It's the only thing they're thinking about. The moment we can figure this out, we're putting a fucking nuke on it. Wait, we can kill everybody?

2:16:43Yeah. Fuck yeah. They just had to drop them out of propeller planes two years ago. Think of that. So they go from dropping it out of a fucking giant propeller plane to two years later. Supposedly this thing crashes and they're back engineering it and like really quickly inventing the transistor Weirds scientific provenance to it and then the other weird thing was fiber optics There's a lot a lot of weird stuff after Roswell. Yeah, a lot of weird inventions. I will say though devil's advocate is 47 48. That's like the whole the whole country is inventing things for war for war. Yeah, so we're inventing we're trying our hardest to invent this shit Oh, 100%.

2:17:23There's just a weird story behind the transistor. What's that? Yeah, well, you can find it, Jamie. We brought it up the other day. It is odd when you read it. I don't know how that shit works. The way to create it, it's such a crazy invention, the way to create it. And then there's this dispute between the guy who was given credit for inventing it and these other guys that were scientists. That guy's a fucking bozo. Why did he get the credit for that? And that more likely it was something that they got from somewhere. It's like there's a weird leap between what they were thinking of doing and what this is.

2:17:59I'm butchering it until we get the quote. I bet back then you could just, if somebody was a scientist and invented something, you could go. Yeah. Well, they just did it. I can't believe I invented it. That guy at MIT. Bro, that's terrifying. That's terrifying. It's the same guy as the Brown shooting. Is it? Is that what they're saying? Right? Is he dead already? How convenient. How convenient. I could be wrong on that. Jamie, I know you're looking at multiple things. Is that really true? But didn't they say the Portuguese guy who was a physicist who did the Brown shooting? The guy who did the Brown shooting was a physicist.

2:18:35Yes. They know this for sure. I think so. Again, this is coming out a week later. They think the same guy. Yeah. What? Okay. Brown University shooting live update. suspect in Brown and MIT shootings found dead as motive remains unclear. Holy. Suspect had 200 rounds, laser sights.

2:19:02Okay. So this is the suspect in the Brown University shooting and the MIT shooting. So he's the suspect in both shootings. 48 year old Portuguese national. So he goes there and he shoots this guy that's a fusion scientist that's working on crazy shit and is talking about, see if you can find the thing where he was talking about, we played it, right? Where he was talking about the poles, the electromagnetic poles, the north and south pole that they have to switch. And if they don't switch, we lose our electromagnetic sphere that's protecting us. I don't believe it. Magnetosphere. I don't believe it.

2:19:45You don't believe it? No. No? Too crazy? Yeah. Fuck it. There's no way, dude. But if this guy - I'm focused on college football. I get it. I don't - I have no - They killed this guy, though. I have no use for electromagnetic spheres. But if this guy invented some or was onto some technology that could revolutionize power, if he really did find cold fusion - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those guys get killed. I mean, when you assume, when a super brainiac nerd dude gets killed, and he's involved in some fusion project. Absolutely. And then 24 hours later, Trump, True Social, like, merges with a fusion power company.

2:20:24Did that happen? Yeah. Oh. Jesus Christ. Are you serious? Yes. Yeah, pull that story up. I'm thinking about college football playoffs. I know. I don't give a fuck. I'm thinking about Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua. That'll be fun. Here it goes. True Social parent to merge with nuclear fusion firm in$6 billion deal. By the way, it could be totally unrelated. What a coincidence. Or Trump Media and Technology Group, the social media and crypto company, part owned by President Trump, said it would help develop a utility scale fusion power plant. I wish that, you know what that Portuguese fellow should have done?

2:21:02Just waited till, he should have got, if he was a real Portuguese man, he would have waited to see Cristiano Ronaldo one more time. He should have waited till after the summer to shoot this fucking, shoot the people. Here's a very stupid question, but a valid one. What's the difference between fusion and fission? Do we currently use fission, correct? Is fusion what we don't use? Which is which? That's not a stupid question. That's an insanely smart question. Because cold fusion is the holy grail. Nuclear fission and fusion are two distinct nuclear processes that release energy by altering atomic nuclei, but they operate in opposite ways.

2:21:38Fission splits heavy atoms like uranium, while fusion combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes. Oh, okay. So is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb? Put that in there. JMO, bring up TJ Duckett highlights. Just find out, please. Is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb? I think it's fission. It's fission? Hydrogen bomb? But it says it combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes in fusion. Different process. Okay. So cold fusion is something that they're all searching for. Oh, the fuel is uranium and plutonium. The key difference is...

2:22:31Here we go. Fusion. Yeah, so it is. No, yeah. Fission is the trigger. Oh, it uses... How weird. Yeah. It's known as a thermonuclear bomb. Primarily relies on nuclear fusion for its immense destructive power, but it uses nuclear fission as the initial trigger. Okay. So fission is the trigger. Yeah, I think that's what the whole movie... They're figuring out in that Oppenheimer movie, like the uranium splitting. Mm-hmm. Once they figured one out, then they... I don't know. That's what I cut out of it. Bro, and the bombs they make now. make the ones they made back then look like little baby bombs.

2:23:12Yeah. Zar Bomba? There you go. Atomic bomb is fission only. Oh. Hydrogen is thermonuclear. So I think it's megatons versus kilotons. This is good. I'm going to correct someone when the bomb goes off. We're getting new because I'm going to go, actually. Hold on. That looks like fission to me. Are you going to try to whack one off if the bomb's coming? You have 30 seconds. I didn't think I was that type of guy, but based on fucking my experience with Ken Burns, I might be that guy. I don't think. I've never been scared of him. There's no sin in that. You're going to go. You're going to go. There's no sin in that.

2:23:52It is what it is. I think that's a sin. You don't want to sin right at the end. I don't believe it. Right at the buzzer? I don't believe it. There's a bunch of sins I think people made up. Jacking off? How about wearing two different types of cloth? Well, I would never. You're not supposed to. That's crazy. That's crazy. You sin if you do that. If you want to go old school, you're sinning if you do that. We all know there's a difference. You have a conscience. You know. The jack-off conscience? You know what a sin is. Depends what you jacked off to. This is the current website to get into the Epstein files.

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2:26:07Yeah, we're just going to have to wait. We're going to have to wait a few days. We've got to wait for the super nerds to get in there. Get in there and go to work. The guy's not watching Alabama, Oklahoma. Or Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua. It's going to be incredible. What do you think is going to happen? I think if Joshua tries his hardest, just a jab will win. A jab is going to win the fight. He's going to be so much taller and bigger. And he's better at boxing. It's just crazy that he wanted to do it. That Jake Paul wanted to fight Anthony Joshua. I wonder how much Jake got. Oh, he must be getting an extraordinary amount of money for this.

2:26:46Because everyone's going to watch. Yeah. Whether you're a know-it-all boxing expert type fake guy like me or someone else. No, you know you're boxing. I know a little. Those guys are real boxing experts. But the point is, everyone's going to watch it. Even the casuals, everyone's going to watch it. I'm going to watch it. Because it's nuts. It's a nutty idea. Yeah. Like, Gervonta Davis is not the best idea. Gervonta is small. He fights at 135. That's crazy. You can't be bigger than the guy. But when the guy's way bigger than you, now I'm interested. Like, okay. For sure. Gervonta would fuck him up.

2:27:19Gervonta's. Depends. I don't know how big Jake is. He's big. He's, he weighed 216 and he's solid as a rock. And Gervonta fights 135. That's way bigger. Yeah. That's way bigger. Yeah. There's a lot of, like. Like, you can only, skill is awesome, but it only goes so far when someone's that huge. Yeah. You know. Yeah, just like, I would get the shit out of you. Jermont probably could fuck him up, because he's really fucking good. I heard that. All right. There's him knocking down and gone. That's what happened. That's me and you. Look at this. Watch this right now. I'm Joshua. Yeah, that's you. Dude.

2:27:54You do not want to get popped by this guy. He's so big. And he's been knocking people out forever, man. Wouldn't you think any top heavyweight would knock out Jake Paul? Well, there's guys he said openly he doesn't want to fight. He doesn't want to fight David Benavidez. He's like, fuck that. I don't want to fight that guy. But he thinks Joshua is... I don't get it, man. Benavidez is fucking terrifying. Make no mistake about it. What about Ruiz? You could have got Ruiz out there. Which one? Isn't that the chubby guy? Oh, Andy. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Could have got him out. But he might not have taken it easy.

2:28:35I think there's... Yeah, Andy Ruiz is dangerous. I'm trying to find a guy who's going to take it easy. You think Josh was going to take it easy? Well, that's what I was saying about the speech he gave. I don't know. That seems like a wild card. That was a crazy speech. It seems like a guy who's... I never heard that speech. ...up to do whatever. I can't believe that I never saw that until you brought it up. It got weird, I think. I kept watching it. No, no, don't make me... It got weird. It got weird. He did some hippie parades. It got weird, dude. Dude, I was watching it because I like Anthony Joshua, and I was watching it going, this is fucking crazy.

2:29:04Well, when a dude outboxes you like that, he's a smaller guy, and he outboxes you two fights in a row. Like, it really batters you a little bit, at least in one of them. There were some moments in, like, the last round where he was just getting boxed up, man. Usyk's so good. He's so slick. That guy's 38. post fight though i'll give anyone you can say anything like i remember when like remember when mcgregor broke his leg yeah and everyone was like i can't believe he's saying all this it's like dude right he was in a fight 20 seconds ago yeah he's gonna be saying crazy shit and his leg's broken and he just he's in terrible pain yeah like i don't know post fight interview is like they're gonna say wild shit they were just in a fight yeah if there's ever a time where someone should have pulled out of a fight it's that one oh his leg was his leg was fucked up before that fight they knew it they had done mris on it and shit they didn't know what it was you know it's probably like a deep bone bruise but then the next impact on it snapped it maybe he had a hairline fracture it wasn't just a check compromised it wasn't much man it wasn't much it wasn't much when you consider all the times that it's weird because sometimes it doesn't take much it's just it hits the kneecap the right way or the the shin at the high spot yeah like the top of the shin up here it's so hard to break and you the flexible part of your shin will just snap on it but that one didn't kind of look like that and then when i heard afterwards that it was already compromised going into that fight i'm like oh man that's a bad idea but you think you could do anything when you're conor mcgregor you know like fuck this guy he beat me the first fight but i'm gonna to fuck him up the second fight.

2:30:45Being Conor McGregor is literally being on cocaine. Yeah. Whether you're on it or not. Just going, ah!

2:30:55Bro, he had the wildest press conferences back when he was fighting Jose Aldo. That must have been so fun to be at those. They were crazy. How fun was that? I didn't go to press conferences. I watched them. Oh, really? How about the weigh-ins, though? The weigh-ins were wild. The whole crowd's Irish. The weigh-ins were crazy, yeah. Well, the weigh-ins were crazy also because that's a day, that's when they used to have to really weigh in. So you had to get on the scale in front of everybody. Now they have ceremonial weigh-in. So now you weigh in, and then you rehydrate, and then you get on the scale, and I say, official weight is 145.

2:31:25Everybody cheers. So when Conor is standing there facing off with Jose Aldo, he looks like a skeleton. A skeleton, bro. He looked. Yeah, see if you can find that. He looked. It was crazy. So let's see him get on the scale.

2:31:42That's Jose Aldo. So Connor would get on first. Connor got on first. Look at him. Bro, look how sunken in he is. I mean, he must be feeling like utter dog shit. Yeah, how do you not faint?

2:32:12Fainting a kick. I have to get between everybody. I don't think Jose really looks scared. It is Conor McGregor. Once again, the Irish fans have come out for the biggest UFC featherweight title fight ever. Give us your thoughts on tomorrow night and Jose Aldo as an opponent. I know I'm sick of talking about Jose. I visualize and I look at his facial features and I know that the soft parts of his face won't be able to take my shots. I just want to thank the Irish people for coming out here for me. It means everything. Tomorrow night, I will bring that goal home for Ireland once again. Conor McGregor, ladies and gentlemen.

2:32:57Bro, that was back when he was fighting 145. That boy was big at 145. Chugging electrolytes. Let me see what they look like. Jose Aldo was big at 45 too, man. Jose Aldo was one of the greatest 145 pounders ever. Bro, not to be a psycho. I didn't know Charlie Kirk was. Fuck. Holy shit. Bro. That's Derek. It's not. He speaks Portuguese. Trust me. It's not Charlie Kirk. That was fucking. Son of a bitch. Hold on. No, no, no. I'm not making light of anything. That looked exactly like Charlie Kirk. If you meet him, he does it. It's just the angle. Bro. Yeah, hold on. It's just the angle I'm telling you.

2:33:41No, you're into something. What is going on here? Crisis actors. You ever see those people that get super obsessed with crisis actors? Well, hold on. That's another thing. That's a good point. There it is. Now look at where he looks the next day. He's all filled in. His eyes, his face. Oh, it's completely filled in. I wonder if back then you were allowed to use IVs. Because you weighed in the same day. I mean, excuse me. You weighed in on the scale. Hell, not the same day the day before. Oh.

2:34:17Oh, my God. First time I've ever said he slept him ever in a fight. It just came out. Yeah. Because it was like, that's what he did. He just slept him. That was crazy. And the fact that he did it after, like, months and months and months of taunting and shit talking. Worst case. Woo. For Aldo. Worst case. Yeah. God, that blows. It blows. Yeah. And it was just a quick, oh, that sucks. But you ever see Aldo in his prime? Yeah. Aldo when he was in the WEC. Didn't see that. Bro. Aldo won't use, this is the first time in years Aldo won't use IVs to rehydrate. I think the band had just started. Oh, that's crazy.

2:35:05That was when it happened? Six months before that is when it started. Oh. Well, so Aldo always got big at 145, and there was a few weigh-ins where he got real big, where he had a really hard time making 145. And then he started fighting at 135. And he just got, like, a real good guy, like a specialist to help him with the weight cut, and he made it pretty easy. Nutritionist, got everything dialed in. It just makes you think, like, if that guy was at 35 the whole time, He was fucking everybody up at 45, you know? About everybody remembers him for that fight. Yeah. That's a problem. That's a tough one.

2:35:45He was so good, dude. Wasn't he still fighting? He just retired. Yeah. Yeah, just retired. Like this year. Yeah. I think he got a very close decision. Didn't go his way. Yeah. And he retired. That's right. Zahab. I watched it, yeah. Yeah. He kept going. Well, he tried to take that dude out, and he survived. Zahabi survived. And he just emptied the gas tank trying to take him out. And then Zahabi was on top in the end of the fight. Who do you like now? Who's a young guy? Because you told me about Jack Della Maddalena a while ago. Who's a— Altaba Gautier. This guy from Cameroon. Really? Oh! He's fucking terrifying.

2:36:31Did he fight last— He's 185 pounds, 6 '4", built like a Greek god, smokes everybody. Everybody just gets smoked. Did he fight last week? No, he didn't fight last week. But I'm not sure when he's fighting again. But see if you can find a highlight reel of his KOs. Bro. What's your name again? Ateba Gautier. I hope I'm saying it right. Could have never spelled that. Yeah, when you have to say it in a weigh-in. But this guy I've seen you I see you fucking right fuck it up. Yeah, I fuck it up all the time There's too many guys. I can't remember all of them, but this guy just his style However, I mispronounce his name or get it right his fucking he's terrifying.

2:37:14What the fuck is that bro? He's 185 and the guy on the left Sean Strickland used to be 85 pound champion And still one of the best 85 pounders in the world the silent assassin Just see if you can find a highlight reel They got some action of this dude just fucking people up. Megan O 'Leary. So, yeah, back it up a little so you can see. Just fucking people up, dude. Terrifying power. Super speed. Excellent technique. Everything. Yeah. Guy's got a bunch of cats. I like that. He lives in a house with cats. That's a psycho. Yeah. He likes to go visit cats. That's a psycho. Yeah. Bro, he's good, man.

2:37:55He's good. Super fucking strong, too. Very big for the weight class. And awesome striking technique, man. Young. Bro. He fought this dude, and that guy was so fucking tough. Yeah, he loved it. And that guy just kept waving him in. Yeah, bro. It was, I mean, most humans would have been gone before that. This guy hung in there as long as he could. Still kicking. Still trying to get him off him. Yeah. But that dude, he's, that guy's the future. I feel like those, he's the future. I feel like the jacked Africans eventually run into a nasty, dirty white guy. They could run into a Russian wrestler. No, like Ngannou Ngannou Ngannou.

2:38:39He's just a guy that's like a firefighter from Cleveland. Oh, he's 23? The thing you have to recognize about Francis Ngannou, though. Francis Ngannou, when he fought Ngannou for the world title, had only been doing MMA for like four years. Yeah. Like, when they had a rematch a couple years later, Francis was a different human being. Late bit, yeah. Yeah, and he fucked him up. And he was real patient. But that first fight. First fight was crazy. That was just a guy surviving. He's going, he's going to get tired. Yeah. It was awesome. It was awesome. It was, like, probably one of Stipe's most impressive victories because Francis was, like, flatlining everybody.

2:39:18And he also took a lot of shots in that fight. He did. He ate a lot of big shots. I was cheering for the white. Were you? Yeah. If you don't know the sport, you go, I'm cheering for the fucking shitty looking white guy. I hope he wins. Who's he fighting? The most jacked black dude of all time? Literally. Yeah. He's a guy who has to cut weight to make 265 natural. Fan of the Mexicans, too. I like to see a Mexican get in there. Oh, bro. Like that guy that was just taunting that guy. That's hilarious. They got a spirit for fighting. I'll tell you that. There's like a Mexican fighting spirit. There's been so many Mexican combat sports champions.

2:39:53like think about how many boxers that are like world champions that were Mexican it's the numbers nuts Julio Cesar Chavez Canelo Salvador Sanchez you can go down the line forever and ever and ever there's so many Mexican champions they're like Jews in Nobel Peace Prize they got their thing bro it's so true oh this is what I was gonna say earlier about the crisis actors it's the same thing is like uh like when they go that's a crisis actor right it's like no he just went through the most insane it's like interviewing a fighter after a fight he's gonna be weird right like you don't know how you would react yeah you have no idea this is a fucking crisis actor it's like dude he's he just went through something he didn't know was happening and all of a sudden it's the worst thing ever but also don't you think crisis actors are real like if you were gonna pull off a major propaganda event and you could hire someone to pretend that something happened and and give a narrative and get that guy on camera right away how many actors do you know a lot right uh yeah i know a good amount how many do you think would keep their fucking mouth shut about whatever they're working on zero but here's the thing you don't have to be an actor to act of course right kevin durant was really good in not kevin durant um kevin durant kevin barnett It was really good.

2:41:15Kevin Durant's on your brain. That's so funny. You got fucking Durantula on the brain? Anyway, people have acted that are not actors. Yeah, you see Tyrus? And done a great job. Yeah, there you go. None of us can act. No, but wait, crisis actors? I genuinely don't know if that's... Well, I know that MKUltra exists, right? For sure. So you know they do mind control. And you know they do regime change things. You know they do propaganda. Do you think they've ever put together something fake? Yes. I think maybe pulling down that statue in Iraq, they had some fucking brown people show up and be like, yeah, we like this.

2:41:56I don't think, like Sandy Hook, a guy getting done with Sandy Hook, his kids just died, and right before he gets interviewed, he's smiling. No, no, no. No, no, of course. That's a touching one. But people going, that's a crisis actor. Because he was smiling before the interview. It's like, dude, he's a mental nut job. His kid just got killed. Who knows what happened with that guy? You know what I mean? Yeah, you can't. I think it'd be tough to get American crisis actors. I think it would be tough. Yeah. Because somebody would go, I went to fucking middle school with that guy. For sure. That's a good point.

2:42:26I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. No, no, it's a real good point. I think it's easy to get a group of Muslims in Iraq to be like, celebrate when we tear down the Saddam statue. Do you remember when Benghazi happened and then there was this, was it Benghazi that was attached to that weird video? There was a weird video that someone had made. It was like an anti-Muslim video and they were trying to say that it was, the attack was in response to this video. I'm not sure. Do you remember? There was something, it was something really kooky and people were not buying it. It was real weird. There was like some sort of like American propaganda film about Muslims.

2:43:06God, I don't remember it. Does that any of this ring a bell, Jamie? Sort of. I'm trying to remember what it would have been about. There was like a video that they were trying to say, oh, they attacked us because of this video. And then everybody was like, wait, what? And then it made more people like dig into the whole story behind the thing. That's not true. And go, whoa, you guys are lying about all kinds of shit. No, they're lying about all types of shit, without a doubt. Always. I'm just saying after a school shooting or a thing in America, having fake actors... It seems impossible. Seems impossible to me.

2:43:40It seems impossible. Not because I don't think they would like to do that. Right. It just seems like you couldn't pull it off. But they definitely use agent provocateurs. Without a doubt. They definitely did at the Capitol. Without a doubt. guys that pretended to be patriots uh that's right the innocence of muslims that's the film oh yeah amateur film created by nakula nakula that's a real person nakula nakula is a real person no that's crazy yeah right couldn't even name him cia so lazy drawing of him that's me Nikola Nikola you know me all we got is a drawing yeah yeah there's a fucking drawing of this guy wasn't it kind of like hot so it depicted the Prophet Muhammad in a derogatory manner sparking widespread anger and protests across the Islamic world including Cairo and Benghazi Libya so the Obama administration initially described the attack as a spontaneous reaction to these protests, a narrator that faced immediate criticism from conservatives who believed it was a premeditated terror attack.

2:44:53Aha. The film fueled initial anger. Intelligence later suggested a more organized terror element with attackers having specific knowledge of the compound and its security. Yeah, that's the story. So they try to blame it on people freaking out because of the video. And even the whole making of the video, what is the controversy behind the making of the video? Is there any connection? to shenanigans with the making of the video? Oh. Like intelligence agencies? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably. Yeah, probably. I wish the CIA would talk to me. What would they tell you? Bro, keep it up. Good job. We like you.

2:45:34We like your vibe. I go, dude, I fuck with you guys. I fucking hated JFK. Whoa. Is that what you'd say? Yeah, I go, bro. Sick job. I think these guys probably all like JFK. I like JFK. Yeah, I think you gotta be careful. because some of those guys didn't like the old guard. We're different. The CIA. We're doing things actually in America's interest. What do you think they're up to? Who knows? They're not up to nothing. I'll tell you that. They're doing something. It's not like they're just chilling. They're definitely up to something. I'd ask Mike Baker, but he's very coy. He is. Very coy with those answers.

2:46:11You ever get the CIA boys coming? What do you mean? Have they ever talked to you? Him? Him? Yeah. I mean, he doesn't work for the CIA anymore, Shane Gillis. He's retired now. He has zero connection with him now. But then he just goes on the biggest platform in the world. Every now and again. Yeah, I'm sure he's done. It's interesting hearing his perspective because you've got to know how they think. Like, what are the top brass? Like, what's their objectives with all this fucking super spy shit? Oh, you know what? This comes out when? I bet we're at war with Venezuela. Do you think that's real?

2:46:42They're going for it, right? I thought they weren't. I thought they decided not to. I don't think anybody's going to really support that at all. No. It would be a terrible idea, but also those plaques. Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck. Those plaques are a fucking terrible idea. He obviously doesn't give a fuck. The tweet. The tweet's a terrible idea. Yeah. I know. Yeah, why the fuck would we ever do that? No. I don't. I hope not. Trump and top aides refuse to rule out war with Venezuela. All right, that's fair. That's fair. I know what that article is. Orders Venezuelan Navy to escort oil tankers after seizure by U.S.

2:47:17forces. I understand the refuse. They're saying refuse to rule it out. That just means some reporter was there like, will you do that? And he was like, shut up. Quiet. Quiet piggy. Quiet piggy. So it's refuse to rule out the potential for open conflict as Nicolas Maduro urged his Navy to escort oil tankers to find the largest U.S. fleet deployed in the region in decades. In an interview broadcast on Friday morning, Donald Trump told NBC News that going to war with Maduro's regime remains on the table. I don't rule it out, no, he said in a phone interview with the network. And at a year-end press conference at the State Department, Marco Rubio doubled down on remarks by other Trump advisors that U.S.

2:47:59could coerce Maduro through its campaign of strikes on alleged drug boats traveling towards the United States. Why are we letting Marco Rubio say shit? I don't know. What were we talking about Rubio earlier? What was it? He was talking shit again. What was earlier? What was it about? It was early in the podcast, like three hours ago. Oh, about deporting that girl. That's right. He was like, yeah, we didn't give you that visa. Bro, no one elected you. You lost. You got made fun of. You were little Marco. You were sweaty little Marco. I remember. He's the guy that's going to release all the UFO docs.

2:48:34Oh, is he? Yeah. All right, well then, cool. Allegedly. That's what they do to get us to keep voting. They go, yo, Epstein files? We got them. We got it. Just look up Bill Gates. Nothing. Yo, vote for us. We're going to get the Epstein files. The UFOs, that's the real thing. It's the most important thing. We're working on that right now. I'm real close. I'm going to get a skiff. I don't know. I'll be right back. I've been around the country. I think we've got bigger fish to fry. There's a lot of fish. Fucking UFOs. Bro, there was this lady who did this video who just went to Los Angeles for five days and was talking about how she hadn't been there in a long time and what it was like.

2:49:11And she said that Skid Row is 50. How many blocks is Skid Row? Because I swear she said it's 50 blocks. No. Campy. Campy. That's the whole city. It's like downtown. How many blocks is it? Downtown's 50 blocks. How many blocks? Oh, it is. How many blocks is Skid Row? How do you even measure things by blocks? Blocks aren't universally the same size, are they? Look at that. 50 blocks? It was roughly 50 or 54 blocks. It's a quarter mile. Square quarter mile. It's a quarter mile of chaos. Do you know how crazy that is? It's crazy. You know how crazy that is? That's how bad Skid Row is. And she said, you don't understand it until you get there.

2:49:52And she said the entire city has a heavy feel to it. Like it doesn't feel right. Like it feels off. Is that a real sign? Skid Row. You want to be a loser? Wait, hold on. Skid Row is actually the name of it? Yeah. You gotta go down there and check it out, bro. I've been. It's complete insanity. You gotta go to Kensington and Allegheny. They've shut down the streets. Give me some Google images. People just live in there. K &A in Philly. But this is crazy. This is 50 blocks. Whatever you guys got is a tiny little bitch-ass skid row. No, no, no. You went from the big skid row to little bitch-ass skid row.

2:50:34No, no, no. How many blocks you got? We're the epicenter of heroin. Let's take a bet. I'd say Philly was there before Skid Row. No, no. I would say Philly's got it way worse. Really? More blocks? Not more people, no. No. But that. It's that for... But that's Skid Row too, man. I think it's the same. I think derelicts are the same everywhere. But here they could freeze to death. That is the difference. That's the difference. They're a little more hardcore. Yeah, I can't say. I don't know. Philly ones can freeze to death. K &A is... Bad. I think it's the worst place I've seen in America. Jesus Christ.

2:51:08I was just in Portland, and that shit is such a cool city. It's like going to San Francisco where you're like, damn, this is an awesome city. It's just fucked up. But I don't want to. The homelessness problem is a real. It's a real crazy issue. And no one can come up with a solution. because it might be the result of an issue that already happened and now it's too late to fix, and how do you fix it? I don't know. I haven't heard one good fucking answer. Nope, not one. Other than just every single person I know going, fucking city sucks. There's no solution. Also, they're throwing so much money at the problem and it's not getting at all better, which is not a good sign.

2:51:57That usually means there's a hole in your bucket, dear Lila. I bet there's a hole in the bucket. I bet there is. There is a hole. They've proven it. There's people that are making a ton of money. It's a whole complex of people that are making a ton of money working on homelessness. That's how it is. Anytime there's an issue, somebody's going to be making a fuck ton of money on it. Always. Yeah. People are dirty. Didn't the Clintons make a fuck ton of money on Haiti? Did they? I don't know. Allegedly. Did they? They made money on Haiti? Put that into perplexity. How would they have made money on Haiti?

2:52:27I think they just took some of the donations. What happened? Fuck if I know. I think somebody owned a fucking mind down there. Didn't like a rapper wind up going to jail for that? Cross? Yeah, he went to jail, right? I don't know. I don't know what that was about. Or he got arrested and sentenced if he hasn't gone to jail? Sentenced to 14 years in prison for a major foreign influence scheme, including illegally funding millions of dollars from Malaysian financier Joe Lowe to former President Barack Obama's 2012 campaign lobbying for China. Whoa. You think that would be a bigger story? Whoa. What is he from again?

2:53:05The Fugees. The Fugees. Oh, damn. That's crazy. They took two hits. Because Lauryn Hill. Yeah. Skid Row. Oh, that's crazy. Spent the night down there for a few days. He probably was holding the bag, dude. They got Lauryn Hill for tax evasion, remember? They put her away. They hate the Fugees. Bro, that's crazy. Yeah. Wyclef John's Asian. But it seems like this dude was involved. Seems like the Fugees. The Fugees might have been up to no good. White Clef John. I love that Stayin' Alive version. He rules. Oh, he rules. But he had an issue with Haiti too, right? He's Haitian. Right. But wasn't there like...

2:53:44Probably. I think a lot of the money got funny down there. As it will do when money is... The worst thing I've ever seen, there's a documentary on Haitian prisons. Oh, no. Oh, no. See, bro, it's like fucking 90 people in a cell that's designed to fit like 10 people. Oh, no. And also there's no due process because they can't process everybody. So there's guys in there that are like, yo, I didn't do anything, and I'm here for 15 years. And then there's an earthquake, and everyone gets out. Oh, my God. And then they go, I think that guy was in prison. Pick him up. It's just a fucking guy who's like, yeah, I wasn't.

2:54:24Now you're in the worst prison on earth. Yeah, it's a tough one. No verified evidence shows Bill or Hillary Clinton personally profited or received salaries from Haiti-related activities through the Clinton Foundation. The foundation raised around$30 to$500 million. What? For Haiti, post-2010 earthquake, directing funds to aid groups, investments, and projects like hotels and factories without taking administrative overhead. You get$500 million, you go, fucking, they're not going to notice. $15? Shane, don't you just read AI and just recognize the truth and stop being conspiracy theorists? I'm not conspiracy theorists.

2:55:06I'm thinking about the college football playoff, which has a lot of conspiracies. Oh, really? The Protestants formed against the Irish. Oh, no. All the Southern Protestants joined against the Catholics. Wow. Tale as old as time. It's IRA versus... Last time they tried to join against us, we marched down there and burned down their fucking cities. So watch out. It's crazy because sports are like a substitute for war. You'd think we'd have more presidents. The Catholics. Yeah, they only had one. Biden, too. Oh, Biden's Catholic. We got Biden. Allegedly. True. We only got one. He got shot. And then Biden was doing auto sign.

2:55:42Give us a good one. Yeah. You got anybody in mind? Fuentes. Nick Fuentes? He could probably win in a few years. Hold on. Let's talk. Listen, he couldn't have existed before, right? 20 years ago, couldn't have existed. Now, super popular. What's 20 years from now look like? You know, maybe someone like that can win. Well, we'll see. I got to pee so bad. We got to wrap this up anyway. I'm sorry, 418. We got that one at the buzzer. Yeah. Well, listen, I will say this about it. It's fascinating to watch that there's like a whole group of people that feel very unrepresented in the world. And especially like young men.

2:56:29And here you got this young guy with a very high verbal IQ. And he also does a lot of shit posting, a lot of talking shit, a lot of trolling. Says women shouldn't be allowed to vote. Says wild shit. Wild shit. And that Piers Morgan thing is like, bro, that was like an expert sparring with someone who thought they were an expert. Sure. Like, they're playing two totally different games. And it's also the thing that people try to get Fuentes on is that he's still funny as fuck. It's funny. So that's where you're in a lot of trouble. When he hits him, do you think the Holocaust, you made jokes about the Holocaust?

2:57:04He goes, too soon. Like, dude. He's wild. You could see, but you could see Pierce going, oh, fuck. Bro, when he was like, me mom died. I was like, holy shit. Bro, he got hit. He got hit with a missile on that one too soon. Too soon, it was like, oh, my God. I don't know if this is AI or not, but this photo just popped up online. Oh, no. What is, hey, I'm just having a good time. He got a head from a block? There's a black block. He got a head from a Polish person, a blockhead? Yeah. Well, duh. Well, duh. Trump or fucking Clinton got a head in a hot tub? Can you imagine if you were one of those guys and you were like, finally I got a place where I can get my free call.

2:57:48I will say, dude, you ever try to get a head in a hot tub? That seems gross. It's fucking impossible. It's going inside. This is nuts. I appreciate your enthusiasm. This is not ideal. I'm like barely hard. It's fucking chemical smell. Don't give me a head in a hot tub. You shouldn't get that on your mouth anyway. Fucking chemical water from that hot tub destroying your endocrine system. All right. All right. Good shit. Love you, brother. Thank you. We'll have fun. Bye, everybody.