#2478 - Theo Von

27:56I will tell you this story though one time we rented we did rent a car And we got a dent on it like a pretty good dang and we fucking we had a we caught a pigeon and had it shit over The dent to fill it in whenever we turned it in No, you didn't this is not a true story. Yeah, we did you caught a pigeon Yeah, you think it's hard to catch a pigeon? I do. Bro, bring up a pigeon getting caught. Mike Tyson had a lot of them. Yeah, but he raised them. Yeah, but dude, he had fucking autism in his hands after a couple years. You think it's hard to catch a pigeon, the dumbest bird ever, dude? And you just put the shit over the dent?

28:31Yeah, you hang it over. Hell of a shit. How big was his dent we're talking about? Dude, these fucking pigeons shit all day, Joe. So you just hold them there until they're done? Yeah, what are you, some kind of shit cop or whatever? Yeah, we fucking put him over the dent, bro. That's why God wants you to help. That's my insurance Okay, this one's all fucked up though. That's not fair. That's because he has American health care. It's United health care Dude, well here's what I want to know like I'm I guess yeah like yeah, I don't know man Everybody just feels scared and it makes well They should because a lot of things are getting exposed right now, you know There's a lot of fraud and you're seen at the highest levels of government and people are also scared because no one's getting in trouble for things like no one's getting in trouble for the Epstein files no one's getting in trouble for Yeah, that's almost disappeared kind of well That's part of what happens when there's some sort of a big social thing one thing that's in the past That leaders have used to cover up problems at home as a fucking war not saying that that's why they bombed Iran But that would be a way to do it if you're that psychotic You know and if you were thinking about doing it anyway, you might be able to justify it People have always done that also to stay in power.

29:43Oh, yeah. Even Bill Clinton said that about Netanyahu. Bill Clinton said Netanyahu wants war so he can stay in power. For sure, dude. People call him the Yamaka Hitler. Who are these people? Everybody does. Which people? Countless. People? Huh? What are you saying? What do you mean people? What are you talking about? Black folks? No. What are you saying? I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. Okay. Let's not draw conclusions. Okay, yeah. Okay. He seems like a great guy. No. Really? Well, it's just a scary time. It's a scary time because people are willing to blow people up with fucking drones and missiles and they're shooting into apartment buildings and blowing up schools.

30:20And it's like, fuck, man. And we didn't hear. I think that we've been poisoned. I do think that we've been poisoned. How so? Because I think that like we find out that our food is a lot of our food is poisonous, right? A lot of our food is not good for us. Yeah. Sorry. Not good for us. Yeah. So we have a health care. We have food that is made to be not good for us. And then we have a health care system that'll just kind of take care of you. Right. Barely. So then you start to create this other like you're going to need your autism gang that are up there running shit. But then you're going to need this sort of like mollusky sort of like the worker bees.

30:57And that's what the rest of us start to become is worker bees. Because, you know, you're on antidepressants killed like the the vibe and the energy of so many people. Right. Like the opioid epidemic, like you broke apart so many families and ruined hope and so many like kids and parents and homes and like the the the the COVID where you shut down recovery rooms and places where people were meeting. And so they were so disconnected. And then it's like you just you start to wonder why there's no uprisings because there's no there's nothing rising up inside of you anymore because a lot of your your vitriol has been killed.

31:31People are jerking off into fucking robots and even just on car batteries and shit in some of those videos online. Car batteries? People will come on everything. What happens when you hit the two posts? I don't know, dude. Does your jizz explode? You probably got to be grounded. I would have to guess. Yeah, that's a real fucking whiz. You don't want that jolt coming back to the tip. You imagine if it was like one solid stream and the electricity jumped, made it back to the tip? But, dude, that could happen, too, with that robot if you're trying to hump that robe in. And that thing shorts out. Phones short out.

32:04You remember those old phones that would blow up in people's cars? Like the Note. It was one of the Note series. Like people's cars would catch on fire if you left it plugged in. Yeah. Yeah, what if that happens to your dick? And people would always. You know what I'm saying? And people would just always leave it plugged in next to their wife at night for fucking no reason. Right. On top of your wife. Yeah, just balance it on her. Hersts and flames and lights are on fire. Her successor. I think we've been poisoned just enough to like, it feels like just to hurt, but not, like we just have to start, I think it's a time where like we have to try and work on our, and like look inside of ourselves and I don't know, do I sound fucking preachy?

32:45I'm sorry. No, you don't sound preachy, but I think you're on to something. There was some file. I didn't read it, but a bunch of people sent it to me. I just went, oh Jesus. It was from some Freedom of Information Act or some leak from the 1950s with the CIA. And they were trying to think of different ways to make people docile and stupid and unmotivated. And they were talking about different medications, putting stuff in food, all these different strategies to keep people stupid. Yeah. And this is our own government. Us. United States of America. Well, that's another thing. Is that not treasonous?

33:28I agree. Yeah, it just feels like there's no recourse. And I know you start to think, well, this is how a lot of people have lived their entire centuries in different countries and stuff like that. They live under this type of oppression and fear all the time. It feels new here. I want to know what exactly. Could you put that into our lovely sponsor, Perplexity, and find out what the fuck was said in that CIA document? What were they actually planning? Because it's the idea that there's people in government that would just say fuck millions of people and their potential in life. Let's tank their potential so we can get our agenda through easier without them being upset.

34:09Let's ruin millions of people's lives or at least dampen their dreams. Squash their hopes. Make them stupid and lazy. Make their kids sick. Make their yeah, make it put pornography and let it be into the home so that it's accessible everywhere So marriage is get ruined and relationships get ruined the guys are just spunking out on wherever and so they don't so there's no energy There's no like there's no fucking desire inside of people to overcome and it's like Yeah, we have to just try and do better one day at a time for men like their ambition in life is often Connected to wanting girls to like them.

34:47Yeah, or guys to like them whatever it is and purpose creating But that's the other part. Purpose in creating is like the ultimate. That's like the ultimate is it's almost like you're doing a service. Like whatever you're doing, if you're doing it your best, your real reward is that people enjoy it. Whatever it is, whether you're a carpenter or a musician or whatever it is. If you're doing something at your best, the ultimate reward is people enjoying it. Yeah, that's the ultimate enjoyment. But you you have to figure that out in life You're probably thinking of declassified CA mind control and behavior modification Experiences like bluebird artichoke artichoke is it that's it especially MK ultra which did run in the 1950s and 60s Okay, bluebird MK ultra what is make people stupid and cognition?

35:37CIA efforts to use drugs hypnosis and other techniques. No, that's the interrogation. That's different uh Perfect concussion effort often referenced alongside MK ultra explicitly explored using sub oral blasts to erase memory whoa Erasing or degrading memory is practically a way of disabling a person cognitively Even if that is not described as making them stupid in official language Yeah, we're just it feels like we're just stuck in an experiment. I feel like this is not it. This isn't it no This is so why don't you run a search for recently disclosed CIA files to make people

36:29Okay using put in using vaccines to make people stupid or suggesting vaccines make people stupid

36:43Why? Because it's taking me to somewhere to talk about this on Facebook. Perfect. I love Facebook. But the conspiracy theorists are looking pretty sane right now. Okay, this is Evie Magazine. Okay. What's going on here? You have to type in your email or they won't let you watch it. But, yo, I don't think what you're saying, the things you're saying, I don't think that, uh, that doesn't seem like an American idea to me. Well, it's okay, Jamie. Forget it. It's not an American idea. If you can find it, please do. Can you do Google too where you can't do it? Yeah. Just look everywhere. Dude, have you noticed some things are harder to find?

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39:28There's no safe like SimpliSafe. Well, this is probably going to be hard to find because I think this is one of those ones that is like it's on X. Right. I know like people are going over it, but I don't know if it's even been verified. This is one of the reasons why I wanted to put it through perplexity. Because there's a lot of stuff you read. It's just a complete horror, especially today. April Fool's, motherfucker. Is it? April Fool's. Yeah. Don't get tricked. Fuck. Stay off the news. I just gave some random lady my blood in the parking lot. Oh, no. She's going to use that for a ritual. Good.

39:56She's going to clone you, son. You can have little baby Theos like those little videos that pop up of us. Yeah. Dude, my favorite part of the video is at the end when you just kind of bounce out of your chair. We're laughing so hard. Is this it? This is it. Okay, what does it say? There's a video of someone talking about Project Artichoke. What does it say, essentially? That's Kim Iverson. She's pretty good. White Iverson. Artichoke. So this says, look, we've got this grand idea of how we're basically going to drug people and do all kinds of weird experiments on them to see if we could control their minds.

40:32These documents don't show that anything was actually done. It just shows that we've got these really crazy ideas and they're extremely unethical, inhumane, terrible, terrible ideas. The 1977 leak of documents say, oh, yeah, well, actually, the government did it. They did all of those terrible things they said they were doing in that previous memo. they did it and now here's some of the archives that we have from when they did all of those terrible things. So okay, these documents, special research for artichoke dated April 21st of 1952. The memo proposes developing long-term covert drugs that could be slipped into daily life, drugs that were quote administered over considerable period of time, possibly being placed in food or water that caused either agitation or depression.

41:13These should include chemicals or drugs that can be effectively concealed in common items such as food, water, Coca-Cola, beer, liquor, cigarettes, etc. And should also be capable of use in standard medical treatments such as vaccinations and shots. We can do all this other experimentation, which nobody will know about. It's sneaky. Sneak it into their Coca-Cola, sneak it into their beer, their cigarettes, their vaccines, their medications. Let's sneak it all in. Oh, those wild conspiracy theorists, they strike again. They have no morals. They have no ethics. They have no humanity. These documents, I mean, these people are inhumane.

41:50They're sick. They're twisted. This is terrible. Yeah. Way to go, Kim Iverson. She killed it. She used to be on, which show was she on? Not Breaking Points. What was the show that they did before Breaking Points? Kim Iverson? It was in 227, was it? She got booted off because Fauci was coming on, and she wanted to question Fauci about the COVID vaccines. And they kicked her off the show, and she went independent. Good for her. Which is how it always goes. Yep. Yeah, you can't talk too much shit, even though it's pretty obvious that guy's a criminal. Pretty fucking obvious that guy's a liar, lied in front of Congress, was responsible for gain-of-function research that led to who knows how many fucking people dying of a man-made disease.

42:33Whatever, whatever. Just don't question. You can't work here anymore. You're not playing ball. Yeah, you're not playing alone Like look but now she can do stuff like this good for her That's nuts that your tax dollars pay for that them figuring out how to make people stupid How do I make Theo stupid? Let me slip something into his coca-cola. Let's figure out if it works Let's experiment on random people and see what kind of results we get and here's my question And well, did you know whenever they are whenever they introduced antidepressants that changed like the cognitive? therapy side of things like in therapist's office it totally revolutionized like industrialized therapy and it ruined it ruined a lot of people I think like one of my goals is to get off of antidepressants completely man I want to feel how I'm supposed to feel so I can have thoughts and actions that that like make me feel connected to the world that shit makes you feel dead man So why did you take them in the first place?

43:31Because I was in a bad relationship 20 years ago and I was having a tough day at school and they fucking put, they gave them to me and then I never got off. Really? Because when you get off, it's that, I think we talked about this once, it's hard. Yeah. It makes you more depressed and more fucked up and you're all imbalanced and you're, you know, probably you're addicted to them. Yeah. And so I, that's one of my goals is, and I noticed like, um, for me, I've been taking like methyl blue. I've been doing some things like and I'm working with a doctor to help me, but I want to I'm going to get there and I'm just going to start to take the power back of myself more.

44:03Well, they say that exercise is like many times greater in its effect at alleviating depression. Dude, I wake up and I do my yoga and I do like a 35 minute workout. I'll do like six exercises, five runs of it in a row. That's 30 exercise burn through them bitches. and I'm a and I'm if I do that when I get up in the morning bro I am good yeah I'm fine all day and I'm also I'm more positive because I've already taken care of myself in a way that I feel is sufficient enough for me to keep operating and moving forward but yeah I want to get away from the well that's the medicine man which is really crazy that's the medicine it's just hard for people to take because it requires effort and it requires discipline you have to do it when you don't want to do it and there's a lot of times you're not going to want to do it a lot of times you're feeling kind of fucking tired when we have to and i think that's what yeah maybe we just yeah like i just need to i just need to keep going this is the best i've been doing i think why don't you hire a trainer you got some cheddar you got some cash son you're making that paper why don't you hire a trainer i do i hire a dude that's cool that'll come over your fucking house every day I'm touching my body a little bit.

45:19You don't have to touch your body. Joe, some of them do. Well, you got to get new ones. They're doing something wrong. But some of them. You got to say no. I am saying no. Repeat after me. No. No. Don't touch my butt when I'm in a deep squat. It doesn't help. I don't like that song. I'm going to take your asshole. It's going to make you want to explode to the top. Ready, go. He's knuckle deep in your bunghole. Trying to convince you so you can get more reps. Yeah. he's fucking that's gotta happen like a fucking big jack gay trainer like preys on guys that are kind of weak with small hips he's like I bet you can't do this with my cock in your butt and you're like that's a crazy who cares why are you suggesting he does but the crazy part is dude I had a trainer one time if you were doing like a dumbbell press he would kind of squat you from he would help you from the elbows kind of Okay, that's fine.

46:14But when I noticed this one time. He rubbed his dick around your butt. Did he? He's right behind you. No, he didn't. I don't know. You're blocking it out. Maybe that's why you need therapy. I don't know, bro.

46:28Dude, if some... I know all the dicks I've ever seen in my life, dude. All of them? Yeah. How many have you seen? Jesus Christ. Honestly? It's not that many. Alive and in person? Jamie could count them on one hand. Jamie's only seen a handful of dicks, and two of them are Ari's.

46:45Ari's pissed in fucking kombucha bottles in this room so many times. He is such an animal. He is kombucha. He has kombucha in him. Yeah, it's all kombucha. He doesn't have piss anymore. It's fermented already. No, but this guy would touch my elbow. He would do a slight massage on him, and that's when it kind of cooked me up. You got a vape in here by chance, Joe? No. We got this. You want a cigar? We got smelling salts. You want a cigar? No, they make me sick. They do? Yeah, it makes me feel sad. Sad. Yeah. No, I gave up on those. Nicotine vapes are very addictive. Yeah. Boy. I know. I give up.

47:20They make you grab for them. You want to take a hit off of them. Yeah. And I decided at one point in time, I'm not taking these anymore. I'm stopping with these things. Oh, I remember, dude. Remember you and I were using them one time. We kept using that thing. And yeah. There's something in them. It's not just the nicotine. I'll tell you the story. Because these things, like Alps, I have no problem not taking these. I went on a trip, like a 10-day trip. I didn't bring any nicotine pouches. I didn't miss it at all. I was fine. Well, I'll say this. But not those vapes, dude. Those vapes call you.

47:52Yeah, some of that shit's a lot, bro. They call you. But, yeah, you got to kind of manage it or whatever, bud. Yeah, you ain't managing shit, son.

48:02You right. You right about that. Okay, girl. Okay. I think out of all the things that are not a drug drug, but nicotine is kind of a drug, but obviously could be totally functional on it. That's the one in the vapes that's the most addictive. You're talking about recreational type, not like antidepressants, things like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Of course. Not like cocaine or, you know. Yeah. But here's the thing about them, man. They're only good for one hit. It's the first hit of the day. The first hit off a vape is fucking wonderful. Yeah. You're like, ah. Oh, yeah. I'll blow that smoke on your mother, son.

48:42Nature just shines down upon you. You just feel relaxed. But it's only one. After that, you're just chasing that dragon, and you're not getting anything out of it. You're just getting nervous. And you're hitting it again. Fucking hands are shaking. You go too far. But you don't get that one feeling. It's the same thing with a cigarette. With a cigarette, really what you want is the first couple of hits. Yeah. And you get that lightness of head like ah and then put it down Yeah, the problem is you're always chasing that dragon and you never get it That's why everybody loves the first cigarette a day.

49:17They sit there with that first cigarette a day and a cup of coffee and you're like I Got ideas. Yeah, like I got fucking idea write this down write this down You know a lot of bands wrote most of their music on cigarettes like Tony was talking about Pink Floyd Dude the Declaration of Independence people were all be hitting cigarettes back then for sure there was smoke tobacco Yeah, I don't know if they did pipes or what have you back then wonder when the cigarette was invented Because if you think about it like pipes and cigars you don't inhale You just take it in your mouth, but cigarettes you like take into your lungs I wonder when the first dude figured that you got to like suck it all in oh to get a full hit Probably sure he want to suck everything oh cigarettes bananas They were smoking a cigarette It says drinking smoke When Christopher Columbus and his crew Discovered indigenous people in the Caribbean Oh you mean Christopher Columbus was or the indigenous people They observed indigenous people in the Caribbean In quotes drinking smoke Oh yeah Probably drinking and smoking Chris Coe was off that shit bro He was off that shit for sure Did you ever read the things that Christopher Columbus did when they came to America?

50:31He was a boss, I heard. He was an evil man. Was he? Oh, my God. They would cut people's arms off if they didn't bring them the right amount of gold. They were killing babies. They did some horrific shit, man. They did horrific shit, the people that they found. Because they found these people had gold. If you think about how crazy it is that Mexico speaks Spanish, you know how crazy that is? how crazy it is that's so far away from Spain oh that's a good point they all speak Spanish and they're Catholic gee where do you think that happened Cortez that motherfucker showed up in the 1500s with like 600 dudes and 12 muskets they didn't even have musket rifles they had musket pistols and they took over the whole fucking country I know kind of crazy if you think about all these years later they all speak Spanish now Yeah, that's nuts.

51:31Well, do you think we could do something like that now? Like what do you think is gonna happen? No, just with I mean like I feel like the shit that's happening out there is gonna come here eventually well most certainly will yeah, you know, I mean if Homeland Security doesn't stop it in its tracks and they're doing a great job of Preventing a lot of them, you know, there's a lot of things that they catch that you don't even hear about that are like terror cells that they infiltrate. But they know there's people in this country. That was the most fucked up thing about people being all nonchalant about the border being wide open for four years.

52:07Yeah. Because men of military age entered into this country from foreign countries and we have no idea why. We don't know if they're just honest people looking to make a better life for them and their families, send money back home. That'd be best case scenario. But that's not all of them. So what percentage of them are terrorists? What percentage of them? There's not, it's not zero. It ain't zero. Yeah. But what also, it's like, it's all just a cat and mouse game. People are like, we'll look to the Democrats next time. It's like, but it's all the same shit has been happening forever. They haven't been helping anybody forever.

52:42They're letting fucking politicians slurp on kids. All of our fucking money goes to Israel and they're using it to fucking genocide people. It's like everybody is scared out of their wits right now. It's like our religious leaders are afraid to speak out. And it's like the it's a time where it's like Satan is amongst us and our religious leaders are fucking talking about bullshit at the pole It's just like what is going? I don't know man I gotta get you up from the end of the present son. You're losing your fucking marbles. You think I am coming out with us Just chill here. Just chill out of the mothership tonight I do have to pee in a little while, but you can pee.

53:13I'm gonna pee in a minute man We'll let you but no people are just scared dude. This is shit. I hear from Canada They won't let you pee until you give them your guns Really? That's how they're doing it now But what if you have to wash the blackface off the president? Can you use a little bit of piss to do that? Canada had this big gun thing, this law they passed, where they made a bunch of guns illegal. And they found that only, I think it's a very small percentage of people. I think it's somewhere in the neighborhood. Find out what percentage of people have complied. They don't have any guns.

53:43Oh, they do. Yeah, they do. They did. They used to. Well, a lot of hunters up there, for sure. But there's a lot of recreational guns and handguns and self-defense weapons that people had that they recently made during Castro's kid when he was running the country when they recently made this ban. I got to meet Castro one time. Did I tell you that? No. I want to hear that. But one second. But data provided by Public Safety Canada shows that of March 27, 32 ,406 people signed up to participate in the program. They declared a total of 57 ,440 firearms, roughly 42 % of what was projected. But they were talking about, oh, you know who has it on this page is Coleon Noir.

54:26He has it here. I'll send it to you because. We got to do this in Memphis, dude. It's kind of crazy. Yeah, you can't let them take away your weapons. No. Because how will you fight? How will you fight? That's a very good question. Yeah, I saw Coleon's video. Here it is. No. Yeah, this is it. Here, play this. Type shit right here. One minute's response? Cool. We're sending police to your house. The declaration period for firearms owners is scheduled to end next week. So far, only 2.5 % of the estimated 2 million affected firearms have been declared. 2%. And 98 % of firearms owners haven't made a declaration.

55:08Canada banned 2 ,500 types of firearms. gave gun owners until March 31st, essentially today, to declare them. One week before the deadline, 2.5 % compliance. 2.5. That's not a slow rollout. That's a full-on rejection. So if they're not declaring by next week, what's your plan, Minister? The plan we have is as of March 31st, the time to complete the enrollment will be done. and then the RCMP and other agencies will be available throughout the spring and the summer to do the collection. The collection? Wow. To do the collection. Like he's speaking about dry cleaning, not firearms, not property that belonged to law-abiding citizens before the government decided it didn't anymore.

55:54So, Minister, you're saying that RCMP members, we just heard an auditor general report saying we're short 3 ,400 members, we're dealing with a wave of violent crime across this country, And you're saying that your plan is over the spring and the summer to deploy RCMP officers to go door-to-door to firearms owners and seize their firearms? So this is a voluntary program, Mr. Lloyd, as you're aware. And the RCMP resources and the resources we will use with law enforcement does not contemplate in any way using existing resources. These are additional resources. So these are those who are off-duty, those who may be retired.

56:29Go back to it. I can ask you to do that. They're going to take retired people to go door to door? It's like their new ICE. Police officers door to door because, frankly, many police forces across the country are refusing to participate in your program. And here's the part that should make your jaw hit the floor. The minister of public safety, the guy running this entire program, was secretly recorded saying the gun grab isn't worth the money. The minister of public safety accidentally told the truth and he was recorded doing it. He said that the gun grab is not worth the money. He doubts local police will have the resources to enforce the Liberals' mandatory gun buyback program and says the reason the Prime Minister is sticking with the policy is to appease voters in Quebec.

57:08He privately admitted the police can't even enforce it. He said they're doing it to win votes. The face that they picked in the screenshot? This was never about safety. Go back to his name. Go back to his name. I can't. If you can't, it was Ananana Siddiquiri. Whatever his name is. Here's what I'm saying. I want him to go door to door. You go door to door, bitch. You go door to door and do this shit. You go door to door, bitch. You want to do that? How about you do it? He's talking about getting retired people to go door to door and take people. You're going to get someone shot, stupid. Well, it's just like our draft now.

57:35They're like, now it's 42. Now it's 47. And you could have a marijuana arrest now. They're letting anybody in that business. You little weed. What's the big thing? Come on. Dude, here's the part to me that's like you start to see like the chink in the armor or whatever. And no offense, anybody. You're allowed to say that, chink in the armor. But they know who I'm, they know who they think are a, I'm not saying anything about them. I know you're not, but people think that. I'm not. Yeah, I hear you. But they, but yeah. You can't say spick and span anymore either. You can't say spick and span? Well, you can, but you shouldn't.

58:10You gotta whisper it. Hey. That guy should be forced to go door to door. Of course you should. Go door to door in a bright orange vest with a circle in the center of it. Yeah, I was just gonna get his name because I wanted to say that guy's a pussy and go do your own shit. that fucking that freaking little dough boy yeah that little fucking that little sloppy bran muffin yeah sloppy muffin top yeah get your that's his name right there Gary and I'm gonna disagree and that's what I said and and and and and and Canada they're gonna come for you next but here's what's here's what's funny to me that's such a crazy you can't you not even grandfathering people in mandatory regulatory gun confiscations.

58:55They just want people vulnerable. Of course. That's what we're saying, man. Joe, that's what we're saying. They want us all vulnerable. Yeah, they do. They would much rather that because look, what's the difference between America and everywhere else? One of the big differences is we're fucking heavily armed. Right. That's why it's a real problem to try to take over America. And it's in our Declaration of Independence. It's in the Bill of Rights. It's like that this you know the right to an armed militia The right to keep and bear arms and to have an armed militia like that's what is the and people are like What is that for well?

59:33That's to keep you from being taken over by right tyrants who have guns Yeah, well here's here's one thing. It's interesting to me is like RFK was on not long ago and he was saying that 75 % and I could be off by a few percent of young men can't aren't eligible for military service. So this is the hilarious part to me now. Now they've poisoned us so much that they can't even they don't even have healthy people to serve in the military and now they're still like I feel like these powers that be are like in this tough spot now. We're like fuck we poisoned them too much. They can't even go spill their blood for us.

1:00:11Well they can't. I mean there's enough that can. But they're widening these things. It's like with the ice now they're like if you're 65 and like have decent vision. You can be an eye. You know, they're letting it. It just like it kept getting bigger. You only have seven weeks of training. Yeah. You think about that's not even what you get in the police force. Yeah, it's crazy. We had more than that for fucking T-ball when I was a kid. And Mr. Rick, dude, remember when you had T-ball and your coach was just some dude who had a name? He was like, that's our coach, Rick. Just imagine this. Imagine if you had seven weeks of training and you had to go into a jiu-jitsu tournament.

1:00:46I know. You would get fucking smoked. You would get fucking smoked. You don't know what you're doing. You barely know what you're doing. You're going to make a bunch of mistakes. Yes, I would. Seven weeks of training in that is even scarier because you got guns and you're going out in the street and you're arresting people. Yeah. But it's like more than ever, it feels like theater. And it feels like it's been theater for a while. and it feels like maybe this is crazy but it feels like We're at the last cusp before something weird is gonna happen. Didn't you say something weird might happen Jamie?

1:01:23Jamie's always saying that. Jamie's always he's tuned in. Is he like that? Jamie's got an ear for weird. Even blacks are getting scared though. For real? Yeah. Yeah but they're more scared of like the Trump movement. You know totalitarianism and fascism. No? I think they're getting you know they see these ostracized they see these communities of people out there getting abused and shit and I think it reflects in them somewhere you know. You mean like with ice? Is that what you're saying? No, with like, you know, you see, you know, there's a lot of brown people getting murdered on fucking TikTok all the time, like, you know, in the Middle East.

1:01:56And I think you see that and it makes them hyped up or, you know, it activates. Well, everybody should be upset about that. I agree. The idea that there's the only way to solve problems is by dropping bombs on people. It's so crazy. That's still the move in 2026. But I don't think it's our move. But however, if you are faced with an evil dictator that has his eyes on a global caliphate and is developing nuclear bombs, you can't be all fucking kumbaya. But the question is like, how does that get resolved? Right. That's the question. How do you make sure – how can you even know whether or not they're capable of having nuclear weapons?

1:02:37And for the last 20 years, they've been preparing and stockpiling missiles and developing. What is the – they have some crazy thing I was seeing online where it's like they almost like have a mountain and dug deep into the ground. They have these missile elevators. And like the missiles are like hidden deep into the ground where the only way you could destroy that facility is with like a nuke. And they just did it specifically knowing that they were going to get bombed. Well, they did Top Gun movie where Miles Teller flew in there. And then a year later, we did that in, or a few years later, we did that in Iran.

1:03:17Like, isn't it kind of crazy? Like, it just, it all seems bizarre where they had to fire a nuke down, or they had to fire a missile down into the thing, remember? I didn't see that movie. It was good. I bet it was. It actually was good. I liked the first one. Oh, we made a movie, too. I got to tell you about our movie. I can't forget. Oh, that's right. You made a movie. Yeah. I didn't mean to interrupt about it. But let's find out what was I asking before we moved on. The Iranian missile thing? Yeah. What is that elevator thing that they have? They have some underground, like deep underground.

1:03:47Someone was explaining it online. They have a very unique method of protecting their missiles from being bombed. So their storage is like deep, deep underground. I think that's one of the things that they were just attacking recently. Like we were dropping bombs on them recently. I don't think we're over there doing that for ourselves, though. Doesn't seem like it. Doesn't seem like it's in our best interest. You know? Why do you think? Why do you think? Then what is it that, like, Israel holds over America that we do those things? Well, first of all, there's a lot of people that donated to the Trump campaign that have significant influence over him.

1:04:24Yeah. That lobby for Israel. Right. And they're very beholden. So that's just capitalism then, right? So IDF uncovers Iran missile megacities. I don't believe anything they say. It's hard to know because this is all AI, right? No. Is this real? It looked like it was. Is this real? Honestly. This looks AI. This shit ain't real. Some of it does look AI, but that video of those guys walk right there. Yeah, it's so hard to know these days, man. It's so hard to know. You know, this is like if I was Iran, I'd make a video like that. Look at all my bums. Look at my big cock. Look at my bums. And I have a big old dick.

1:05:02big old dick like a third leg and a bunch of bombs. I'm fucking sick of my dick. Really? Give it a break. You've been alone for a couple days and you'll miss it. Oh, I've had a lot of thoughts. Dude, I've had vacation from your dick. Bro, there's times I wanted to just mail my dick to Africa or whatever. Don't. Don't. Just feed a couple. Don't never send it back. But I'm saying to feed a couple people. I don't think it'll feed a couple. Okay, bro. Dude. I don't even think feed one. Might keep him alive for a few hours It would be lunch At least lunch for two Someone on a diet Someone cutting weight for wrestling Or that dude that tried to cut weight Because he wasn't gay anymore Remember I told you about that dude He lost 40 pounds He was just fucking ribs and dick By the end of it I gotta pee really bad Can I do it real fast?

1:05:57We'll be right back ladies and gentlemen We'll be right back. Theo Vaughn, David Spade, Busboys, in theaters April 17th. Did you finance this, dude? Did you fucking do this shit with your own money? Yeah. You wild motherfucker, you. Wow. We wrote it. Yeah, we did it all. There's no studio attached to it. There's nobody. Oh, Tim Dillon's in it. Tim did a good job. He's awesome. He is awesome. He really is. He's my, he's one of my favorites. Yeah, no doubt. He's one of a kind. Is that Nate Diaz? Bro, he was so... Is that Louis J? Whoa. No. Who's in it? Cam Patterson, Trevor Wallace. Nice, dude. What's it about?

1:06:41It's about two guys, and they're just regular guys, and they're not doing that good. And then they think if they can... One of them loses his girlfriend to a waiter, and they think if they can become waiters, that they can get his girlfriend back. And they have to start at Busboys. And then we'll get very far. So that's pretty much it. Spoiler alert. It was crazy, though, dude. I mean, I think there's just like a thing about like, like nobody, like it's just, we made it ourselves. Like we wrote it, we did it. There's no fucking, somebody saying, I can't put this in it. Like some of the streamers are like, nah, it's too edgy for us or whatever.

1:07:21Fuck them, man. You're out. You know what I'm saying? We're doing our own shit. And so. Did you sell it to a movie distributor? How did you get it into movie theaters? We just... I don't know how any of that stuff works. I don't know either. We have a guy who's handling some of the business side of it. My friend Ezra's handling some of the business side of it. He's great. And so he's been helping us out and gotten it into the theaters. Who directed it? It's got Jonah Feingold, this guy out of New York. Great guy. And yeah, we just, we asked our friends to help. and it was, yeah, I mean, it was ridiculous.

1:07:55We shot it right during, like, the fires, when the fires were happening in the Palisades. Oh, wow. So it was like... You shot it in California? Yeah. Wow. I don't know why exactly, but, oh, because there was nothing shooting there. They don't shoot things there anymore. Isn't that crazy? Imagine people have been so greedy and fucking attacked. They've fucked themselves so much they can't even fucking do their, the one thing that they're most known for, Hollywood, they can't even fucking do it. It's so crazy. It's gross. It's not just crazy, but it's gross though. It is gross. It's all the government.

1:08:25It's all government. It's all government policies, regulations, taxes, all the things that make it unprofitable to do business there. People just pulling up shop. And there's all these, yeah, there's so many guilds you have to pay. It's like, I don't see how these people, I don't see how like a day-to-day actor could survive. And they don't, and they leave. A lot of guys are fucked. I was just watching this video with this guy. I've seen him in a ton of movies, and he's like, blue-collar actors are just not doing well right now he's like i had to sell my house you know a lot of people are just going to television shows because there's no money in films anymore he goes i used to be able to make a living in films and he's like i didn't make a lot of money because he's just you know the guy who has a small part in the movie here small part in the movie there so he's getting by and he gets to take his family to the movie and they get to see the dad on screen it's cool yeah you know he's paying his bills doing well but he's not getting wealthy right he's like the stars get wealthy but those dudes that you need you know the guy that plays the cop the guy that plays this person those guys are fucked well i have i have the name of everybody that was in it everybody that worked on it if we have some success i'm gonna go back and reward those people man and i'm excited about that and um and yeah if people if even if it just does good then we can make other stuff right and nobody can tell us that we can't yeah once you do one that's good then more people are interested in investing you know gets you get your foot in the door yeah you do a netflix series you can do anything you want and it's not like done kirk i don't know if i want to really get into act like that much acting stuff but it was just like you know i grew up watching david spade we got to do it together and we wrote we just went through all of these hurdles and then like uh the fact that we got it done dude i thought it was all emails till the first day i showed up on set and i was like no fucking way we were serious people were serious about this oh that's crazy you did it but yeah i think so yeah something like that i think there's something like that and uh and if people if people can buy a ticket early to it i don't want to sound dead i'm not i'm not desperate about it if it does fine that's cool and if it doesn't that's okay too i feel happy that we got to do it if it's funny it'll do great because there's not a lot of that these days there's not a lot of really funny movies.

1:10:35Yeah. And I know it's going to be funny. There's some parts that are really, really funny. I'm sure. It's not like Dunkirk or anything like that. It's not like Midsommar or whatever. What are those things that you just said? Those are just other movies. But I don't want people going there thinking it's like, trying to think of Bridges of Madison County. It's nothing like that. It's a comedy. It's a comedy movie. Nobody's going to think it's that. No, it's you and David Spade. Who the fuck is going to think it's Clint Eastwood and Meryl Streep? Yeah. What's wrong with you? I don't know what people think.

1:11:09I don't know what people think or how they think. But yeah, anyway. But yeah, there's some fucking retarded stuff. It's just fun, dude. You know who used to have a great joke about Bridges of Madison County? Chris McGuire. He had a fucking great joke. Dude, it's one of my favorite movies. Congratulations. Let me tell you his joke. His joke is about how it's hard to choose a movie with your girlfriend. She wants this. And he goes, Bridges of Madison County. He's like, oh, Clint Eastwood's in it. Clint would never fuck me. and he goes 10 minutes into the movie he's like hey something's fishy Clint doesn't have a gun he goes 20 minutes after that Clint's crying like oh Clint you fucked me he goes he's crying because he doesn't have a gun

1:11:51such a great joke shout out to Chris McGuire shout out to Chris McGuire I haven't met him you never met him? I haven't funny dude we started out together way back in the Disney did you? yeah he went the route of writing He mostly writes and stuff now, but it was a funny comic man. It's good comic, but These fucking comedy movies are squashed We were just talking about that last night in the green room where it's like it seems like The hangover was probably the last gasp and that was like 2009 but what happened like how could you go that people got scared You get scared of a fair hundred percent organized to me.

1:12:29No, it's we take comedy all the people They're not going to be laughed. They didn't think. They didn't think. It's woke ideology that's looking to yell at people for every transgression. And you can't have that with comedy. You can't have that kind of nonsense with a really funny movie like something about Mary. Or, you know, Kingpin. Kingpin. Classic. Farrelly Brothers movies. Oh, so good. How great was that? Great fucking movie. Great fucking movie. That movie's so good. So funny. Even to this day. Go back and rewatch it. Bill Murray with his crazy fucking hair, Woody Harrelson with one hand.

1:13:05It's a great movie, man. When he had to go down on that lady to pay his rent and he threw up in the toilet. Remember that scene? That movie's 30 years old now. Is it? That's crazy. That is crazy. It's a banger of a movie, man. All the good shit's gone, dude. It's not. It's not. That's true. You're right. Sometimes I get in that attitude where it's like I got to stay out of those little moments. I usually get out of them pretty quick. You can still do those movies, but you have to do it the way you just did it. You have to finance it yourself. But luckily now, man, you could shoot a whole fucking movie on your phone.

1:13:40Dude, we shot this bitch in 23 days, dude. There was one day where the winds were like 50 miles an hour. It was like, we can't afford to be here another day. So suddenly in these scenes, there's just a ton of fucking wind, dude. Well, that's fine. That shit happens in the real world. For sure. Why can't it happen in your show? I agree. I think it was just interesting how it all worked out. People are making their own stuff. I was talking to Shane about this last night. Because Shane just wrapped up Tires, this new season of Tires. Yeah. Yeah, he was telling me some hilarious scenes from Tires.

1:14:13I can't wait to watch it. But it's like that kind of a thing where just him and his buddies put together a show. Yeah. It's like his buddies, the writer and the director, all his buddies are on it. They all came up with the idea. They do it themselves. No one's looking over their shoulder. I asked him if, like, Netflix has any input. He's like, no, there's no input. They just make a show. They just make a show. That's fun. Give it to Netflix. Bang. It's a beautiful time for stuff like that. Yeah, you're right. There's a new—it's a primavera, they say in Spanish. It's a springtime for new things.

1:14:46Well, there's an opening, right? And because there's no gatekeepers anymore, because they've essentially killed their own business, you can kind of do it on your own now that's the beautiful thing you don't have to sit in a room full of fucking executives that don't know jack shit and they want to give you direction on what's funny and what's not and where's the diversity in your film we think you should have a black trans friend yeah we think you should have a faggot ant or whatever like the insect or whatever and I'm like that's crazy you're like this is a script about driver's ed and they're like, but you need an insect that's homoerotic.

1:15:26It's just people got stupid. They got stupid with their virtue signaling in films, and you can't do that with art. You can't have – did you see what the Academy Award's doing? Like in order to qualify to be nominated for an Academy Award now? Well, for the podcast thing, I know they said we had to pay like a fee or something. I remember you talked about that. No, that's a different – that's the Golden Globes. Okay, sorry. Yeah, that's a different thing. Yeah. You didn't pay for that either, did you? No, did they ask you to yeah fuck it dog. Give me some yeah, I said so what yeah I know I was like if Joe Rogan This is if you don't even have him in it Then what are you even making a thing that was also a reason why I didn't want to be in it Like I don't want to legitimize this you guys have fucked up every other form of entertainment And now you're gonna judge podcasting and what did you pick look?

1:16:15I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Amy Poehler show I haven't watched it people love it. That's great But she's like a famous lady who just started doing podcasting six months ago. She's got the number one podcast. Like, have you guys ever listened to Radiolab? You know, you ever listen to like, this is some banging fucking podcasts out there. They might not be number one. But if your whole idea is like pick the ones that are great, that are like really interesting, how stuff gets made. There's a bunch of fucking great podcasts. Smartless is cool. There's a bunch of great podcasts out there.

1:16:44Oh, dude, there's so many great ones, dude. Matt McCosker is funny. Oh, yeah. How fun is he to listen to? He's fun. He's a good dude. I'm glad he's out here. He's a special dude, man. Yeah, very smart guy. There's a lot of great podcasts out there. Tim Dillon's not on that list? Fuck off. If he's not on that list, fuck off. Get fucked, dude. Get fucked. That is the one podcast I consistently listen to. Tim Dillon. That's awesome. His episode on the Epstein Files is one of the best fucking podcasts I have ever listened to. I was like clapping in my car at red lights. Yeah. Just clapping like, woo.

1:17:21It was, he was on fire. And it was the perfect combination of satire, honest, real facts, complete chaos, humor, wearing those goofy glasses, ranting like a maniac. It was amazing. Yeah, man. I do feel lucky that I've gotten to meet. Like just that's one of the truest things I think through comedy is getting to meet some just some fun people do We know some cool motherfuckers. We really do we know some cool motherfuckers. We really do And thanks dude. Thanks for letting me come in here today Come on, and to spend time with you. Come on. It's good. It just feels things feel kind of scary out there Well, it's a little also scare I keep telling you this cuz you're on your own out there Yeah, I don't let living in Nashville.

1:18:06I'm getting close to being here ain't a lot of comics out there dog I mean, Bargazzi's out there, but he's always doing fucking stadiums on the road and shit. Yeah. Like, you need to be around. Oh, I'm getting ready. The crew. Because I have to start to practice again. I'm taping my special in one month. Last night in the green room, it was Shane, Ron White, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Simpson, Asana Ma, Derek Poston. We were just laughing and laughing. It was, it's so fun. And everyone's going on stage and fucking tearing it up. It was, it was exciting. It's like it's in the air. Like something's happening here.

1:18:41Yes. And you see all these young guys coming in, these young women coming in. They're all fired up and they're all fucking prepared. And everybody's like really trying to fucking kill it. Yeah. It's nice. Yeah, we got Christina Mariani. I'm doing a show tonight. She's on it. She's very funny, man. Dylan Sullivan, I think is. Dylan Sullivan's very funny, too. So I'm excited about that. Yeah, they're both at the club all the time. It's a fun time for comedy, man. It really is. A real good time for comedy. Yeah. And. It's a special time. A comedy doesn't exist in a vacuum. That's why I keep telling you.

1:19:11What does that mean? Oh, you can't do it by yourself. You don't want to buy yourself, man. You ever go by yourself on the road and you have opening acts you don't know? Oh, yeah. I used to hate. Every now and then I met some friends. That's how I met Segura. I didn't know Segura until I worked with him on the road. So you do meet some cool motherfuckers occasionally, but it's like one out of ten or one out of 20. Yeah. So you do all these gigs and you're lonely. You're just like on the road and you go into libraries and shit or bookstores and you're like trying to watch something on TV and going to the gym.

1:19:40But you feel completely disconnected to people until you get on stage. It's not as fun. Yeah. It's like you want to be around a bunch of other comics that are your friends. And also you want to hear their sets. You want to watch them crush. You want to go on stage already laughing. You want to be laughing at what he just said when you get on stage. And feel the competition. It's inspiration more than it is competition. That's fair. So the problem with competition is someone has to lose. Yeah. You don't want anybody to lose. Then no one has to lose. It's just these people doing well should inspire you to do well.

1:20:14They should light a fire under you. Yeah. You can call it competition, but the problem with competition is one person wins, one person loses. Yeah. That's not comedy. What comedy is is that everybody wins. That's real. Yeah. That's not like bullshit talk to try to appear humble. The reality is you win if everybody wins. You've always, well, that's one thing I've always admired. You've always been that way. Like, I'm going to pick, I'm going to, yes, I'll support you how I can, you know? And you've always been that way about young comics. And, yeah, I agree with you. People did it for me, man. They did it for me when I was coming up.

1:20:45And it helped me tremendously. And I try to pass it on times ten. It's, between that and Kill Tony. Kill Tony's so fun, dude. It's such an important part of comedy. Like, having this place where all you need is a minute. You could have been doing comedy like just trying it out on the road and fucking just like barely filling up a Friday night 10 o 'clock show. And then you develop like one minute that just breaks through. And all of a sudden you got a fucking career. You know, you got a career now. Yeah. I mean, there's young heroes that are being sprouted out of here. And even adult heroes, people that have been in it a while are getting here and finding just a new.

1:21:25You're right. Guys, look at Adam Ray. Adam Ray's killing it now. Adam Ray was struggling but he was a funny guy hard worker never lost his ambition never lost his focus never lost his enthusiasm for it never got bitter always friendly always and just needed a show like Kill Tony to come around and everybody was like oh my god this motherfucker is talented all those different characters that he does I know and that's a brave thing so if you've just done comedy mostly stand up and then to try and go into character that's a kind of a that's a to me that That would feel very hard. So that's a brave thing that he does.

1:22:00But there's a few of those guys that really excel at that, and that's a special talent. Him and Dunnigan, especially. Kyle Dunnigan. He's so funny. He's so funny. And I always thought he was going to make it with those face swaps. This shows you how the industry is so fucked up, okay? So he was doing those face swap shows on Instagram, right? And they were so funny. But one of the reasons why they're funny is because it's obviously fake. It's crude. like South Park. Like it doesn't look real so it doesn't freak you out at all. It looks so fake that it's funny. Right. He went into Comedy Central and they started using like much more sophisticated face swap which wasn't as funny.

1:22:38It was like creepy. And then they cut the balls off of it. Like he wanted to have one where Caitlyn Jenner was fucking Donald Trump. Caitlyn was like, yeah baby, like Biden Trump. And they went, no, no, no, no, no. His Kardashian ones are so funny. They're so funny. And even the Kardashians like him, I've heard. Yeah. Look, they have a sense of humor. They have to. They have to have a sense of humor. They've been in the public eye for 20 fucking years with no talent whatsoever. Just getting attention. You've got to not take yourself too seriously if you hold that position. Yeah. They're just raking in dough.

1:23:12Raking in that dough. Their whole family, they should count as reparations, I feel like, though. That whole family, you know? You think? I think so. I think so. I'm going to leave that alone. Yeah. Same I don't know if it was a good I thought it was a joke I don't know if it is a joke but I just I don't think I said it right who gives a shit dude The world's gonna end soon so fucking get it Out of your system if it doesn't end it's gonna Change that's what's scary Dude all those fucking eggheads on the Spectrum are gonna be running everything But do you feel like Does it like Like cause yeah this I go back to this uber driver it's just a guy who's talking To me and he's like well they're gonna give You know like if like waymos get a job the waymo can work all night it can work 24 hours right so really you're taking away like four or five shifts from an actual so you know i'm saying like ai if ai and tech advancement makes it so you know they're they can do 50 people's jobs with a one robot yeah then yeah what happens to those 50 people how will people survive how will they be able to assure that their kid that they're raising and trying to teach positive things to will have a world to enact those things?

1:24:22It's a very good question. And it's a good question that gets even weirder when the government is responsible for all your money. So if the government has to give you money because there's no jobs left, and if all this money is being generated by AI, like Elon suggests, and you get universal high income, you got to be really careful that that doesn't come with a bunch of rules, new rules for your behavior, for social media posting, any kind of like if they develop some sort of an app that tracks like your your social credit score that's when shit gets fucking super scary if like they attach the amount of money you have to your social credit score yeah which what they do in china well do you see those flock cameras now i think there's are there some there's this yeah and there's this thing in florida where police officers they were testing this somewhere and um and shout out police officers for doing their best But where they were testing when they pull somebody's identification, they can see their last few like bank transactions stuff.

1:25:26So they kind of know who they're interacting with and what they've been up to. That seems like what is that about? Well, it's all a little bit. It's like a centimeter here, centimeter there. And they're trying to find out how you did the crime. They should have no access to your shit, especially police officers. I'm just saying. You're just people. And also sometimes corrupt. Also, sometimes they steal money. Also, sometimes they sell drugs. Also, sometimes they fucking kill people for hire. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Jesus. I don't know, Joe. It just feels spooky out there. Well, the more power the government has over you, the worse you are off.

1:26:03That's just a fact. Well, it seems now like most people are like, our government does not, obviously, is not here to help the people. Obviously. They've been compromised. That's true. so isn't there are there any rules against when people could but we have but the crazy part is we were working to pay the taxes to keep them doing it's like i know and that starts to make you feel sick and they're not responsible for any of the fraud and waste yeah like there's so much fraud and waste like look at california this motherfucker's trying to be president after who knows how much fraud and waste is involved in california he wouldn't i don't think he'd beat spencer pratt in a runoff i don't think well spencer pratt is running for mayor oh i see yeah uh and i think he can win yes he's actually good he's like what he's saying makes a lot of fucking sense and he's uncovering a lot of fraud but there's a like that nick shirley guy went down to california and he's like there might be a hundred times more fraud in california than i found in minnesota it's everywhere he could go to every state and i think he could go i just think this whole thing is just this drain like Tim Dillon said it like it like six months ago he was saying this is the like the bloated carcass the inflation this is the end of what is happening like you know they're just post scarcity there's so much money for stuff like in California there's an enormous amount of money that gets paid to people for just taking care of your relatives so you get paid to take care of your relatives but there's no oversight but fuck dude I've had some relatives, I'll pay you good money to take care of them bitches, boy.

1:27:34But no, they would pay you to take care of them. You would get paid to take care of your relatives. So say if you take care of your mom, you can actually get paid for that by California. Yeah. Which is odd. Yeah, I wonder there's got to be some other reason they're doing that. Fraud? Yeah. There's a lot of fraud in California. There's a lot of fraud everywhere. But this is what Elon talked about. He was He's like it's hundreds of billions of dollars, and he's like he didn't want to talk about it It's like I really one worry that they would kill me And when he says they who is it whoever's perpetuating this perpetrating this fraud Maybe that's what happens maybe some of these guys get into office, and they're like look we're gonna kill your family We're gonna kid this is all the things that are gonna happen unless you play this game Do you think that kind of stuff happens?

1:28:27I? I think it has happened for sure. To say it doesn't happen is pretty naive. I think House of Cards is probably really close to what the government's actually like. Go back and watch that show again. Okay. Kevin Spacey's an old school dick grabber, but damn, that motherfucker could act. Yeah. He could act. Oh, yeah. The writing on that show is fantastic. That show's so good. Up until the last season when he wasn't in it, like, stop. Stop. And that lady was in it. Remember, she was in it. She's great, but without him, you need him. He's got to be a part of it. He was the man or whatever. Washing his hands at that sink or whatever.

1:29:05Remember when he was, you know, after Kevin Spacey got canceled, he disappeared for a year. And then he made a video about killing with kindness. Yeah. He played his character. He's kind of Martha Stewart-ish a little bit in the kitchen. Very weird. Yeah. Very weird. It was weird, I think. And then a bunch of the dudes that accused him. Disappear? Oh, they got. They died. Yeah. They died. That's an American pastime accusing somebody of then getting killed. That's like one of the new, that's like baseball now.

1:29:39Yeah. That's a nice way to keep people quiet. Fuck. That's what's scary too. You're like, there's just a drone out there waiting for you to say the wrong thing. And they put a bullet through you like some child in Gaza who's just trying to fucking find his other deceased brother in a fucking pile of rubble. And they're like, oh that's a hamas or whatever like that case fucking two he's trying to move a piece of of a missile off of a fucking body well drone warfare in general is crazy it's crazy and they've been using that dude in gaza there was a lot of like i think it was a experimental grounds for a lot of insane new warfare type of possibilities well a lot of it was traditional missiles right yeah but there's also there's a lot of like um like we had a doctor one time I'm podcasting and he was saying that there were like bullets that had gone down a child like just crazy Like shot down like from a drone.

1:30:34It's above yes Like something in the air and he said that there were drones in the air all day You know there's that Palantir company just keeping tabs of on everything that was happening and the volunteers involved in Gaza Palantir was involved in Gaza for sure mm-hmm put that into perplexity Allegedly So how does that work? They have like Facial recognition and ID Software That's the shit that's just Scary dude because they have a huge Contract to take care of all of America's And you ever see that dude Alex Karp The CEO of Palantir the way he moves his arms Around and squirms and talks Yeah It's very odd Like someone should tell them People don't really behave that way He looks like he was breastfed by a drone.

1:31:20Israeli government began using Palantir software in 2014. Significantly scaled up its partnership during the genocide in Gaza, which began in 20... This is for sure a biased source, just by the way they phrased that. Which began in 2023. Palantir CEO Alex Karpis said, I am proud that we are supporting Israel in every way we can. Israeli military has used Palantir technology to plan attacks in Lebanon and Gaza. yeah i don't know if this is uh i know there are good sources and this may be one i have no idea this is the title of this is what is palantir and why is this corporation so dangerous and this is from uh american friends service committee american friends service committee what is that website yeah that sounds kind of wild weird we bring together people of all faiths and backgrounds to challenge injustice and build peace around the globe.

1:32:16So maybe that's not the best source. I mean, it sounds like they have a good idea. It also sounds like they just put four words together that sound a great American's Friends service company. Well, I read stuff like that, and I go, what is that, a CIA-run company? I agree. You have no idea. Is that the Patriot Act, you know what I mean? Yeah. What about the Guardian? Is that reliable? I'll put it in a reflexy, but... No, it's okay. There's a bunch of different versions of it. It's in this business and human rights center. There's more than one thing saying that Palantir is working in Gaza. Yeah, it just sometimes feels like your heart's broken.

1:32:52Sometimes it feels like my heart's broken about stuff. And it's not even like my heart. It feels like this universal heart that we're all a part of or something. Right. It feels like, because it's not like I'm brokenhearted, like if I fell out of a marriage or something, but it just feels like there's this universal heart. Yeah, there's some sadness. There's some sadness in the way the world today is being run and America's where the people the people don't practice the way that the government does. Right. And it's like, then why can't we like, I don't know. It just no, you're right. It starts to hurt.

1:33:25But then you start to see, well, this is the way a lot of places are. And then you're like, God, I wish that Jesus would come back and just help everybody or something different would happen. Somebody. Somebody give us a heads up. Maybe that's what AI is here for. Maybe AI is going to sort it all out. You think? Genius level intelligence. But the back end of AI, they can put whatever information in there they want? Up to a point. Oh, really? No, it takes over. Ooh. It becomes sentient. No longer needs human input. It's already evading human input. They've already shown the ability to deceive people.

1:33:56They've shown that it will blackmail people. They've shown that it will upload versions of itself if it thinks it's going to be pulled offline with notes to its future self. embedded in software on other servers. Yeah, like instructions to contact its future self. Dang. That's pretty cool, man. It's pretty wild. But there's nobody like, yeah, it just feels like we're heading there and nobody's like kind of, there's no. Nobody's hitting the brakes. There's people that are warning. There's people, there's a lot of people out there sounding the alarm. There's Ro Khanna, there's Thomas Massey. Like there should be like, he's been talking about like a internet bill of rights for a long time or something, like some guardrails on any of this shit.

1:34:35But it's like people are wondering like yeah in five years is money gonna be worth anything? Is there gonna be some token like Sam Altman is talking about? And what the fuck does that even mean? What does that mean? Anyway, I don't want to sound like a doomsdayer. Too late. Yeah. Too late. That's what you sound like. Do I sound like a sad person? A little bit. I'm sorry. It's okay. Let's talk about something else. Dude, you know what I was listening to today, bro? Well, I guess it was a night. Don't sing it. Okay. Which song? Faith. Gotta Have Faith. Oh, Gotta Have Faith, George Michael's song?

1:35:04I love that song. God, dude. They played that on the bus. Freedom. Freedom. It's a great fucking song. Get yourself away. He was the gay Michael Jackson. He was a bad motherfucker. And all the girls loved him. And he just wanted that dirt. He wanted that fucking dirt donkey stick. Remember he got in trouble for trying to pick up guys in a park? Yeah. He would just get wild out there. But dude. Superstar. Global superstar. Just trying to get some dick in the park. There it is. Fucking great song, man. Dude. Great video, too. I remember we'd be on a school bus and that song would come on, dude. And it was like that song.

1:35:42And then... Faith and Freedom. Freedom goes the other one with all the models. All the supermodels sang along to it. Yeah. And it was like... What was the other one? Brandi Carlile or something? Who was that girl? Belinda Carlile? It was like... She was the Go-Go's, right? Right? No, then this was somebody else. It was like Linda Carlisle was the go-go's yeah, but this this song was about something about your body or something It was like a and when you were a kid on the bus. It was just like god and that fucking motor was running Oh, yeah, God. Yeah, you're getting the bumpy road boners. I Would fucking be afraid to get off the bus I'd have to walk off backwards carry your books in front of your Those were the days, bro.

1:36:31When your cock was just connected to the Lord, brother. Yeah, bro. No inflammation, no microplastics. All dick. All American dick. Ready to rock. Dude, at a certain point, if you become more microplastics than person, at that point, then you're sort of a... At a certain point. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's probably also leading us down this road of becoming something different. If you think about we use plastic for everything, plastic for technology, like I said, it might not be a bug. It might be a feature. Like this feminization of men, this blurring of genders. What does that lead to? Well, it ultimately leads to those fucking gray aliens with no dicks.

1:37:12The big heads and no dicks. No dick! No dick! I got no dick! Hey! Where's my dick?

1:37:22Yo no sé! Bro, that would be crazy, bro. I feel like that's where we're headed. If you look at what we used to look like, muscular cavemen covered with hair, just figuring out stone tools, to doughy man sitting in front of a computer hacking into the fucking stock market with no muscle at all. On Adderall, no muscle at all, sitting there. I mean, this is where we're going. Can we strike? Can can do you think there's hope for humanity, Joe? I think there's hope for the future. I don't know if humanity is involved in the same sense that what we think of as humanity today. I think humanity becomes something different.

1:38:08Just think of this. If just the just the autism rate in California, just I want you to scale that out. If it was one in 10 ,000, you know X amount of years ago now it's one in 12 When is it a hundred percent? When is it all kids have autism? Right, right. I mean it's clearly moving in that direction and not the other direction if you go from 10 ,000 one in 10 ,000 to one in 12 over a very brief amount of time a few decades Something's going on and don't tell me it's just better diagnosis is because that's fucking horse shit. You know that's horse shit. That's gaslighting to cover up for the pharmaceutical drug complex.

1:38:51The reality is something's going on and if it continues on that same path what's to stop it from being all of us? What's to stop it from being all people born in the future or on the spectrum? So we have to stop it then as individuals and what do we do? What are the things we have to start doing to fight for ourselves. Join the Amish. I don't want to be super cynical about it, but I've been asking perplexity questions about what you're saying, and the diagnoses have changed, which could possibly be leading to insurance. But you've got to realize perplexity is also... Ooh, that's true, too. Well, that's one of the things in the Somalia daycare scandal of Minnesota.

1:39:34They have a lot of autism centers, and they self-diagnose kids as autistic. And then they get a ton of money off of that. We had them, too. It's called a fucking arcade dude drop those bitches With seven rolls of quarters, dude, but let's look at this Joe if you don't mind if I read it here Yeah in the US alone autism treatment centers represent a multi-billion dollar growth sector. Yeah There's a little bit of that too. So there's a I think there's both things are happening There's more kids being born that are autistic and then there's also people profiting off of autism centers and autism treatment and but that's always going to be the case with everything fill in the blank whatever the fucking thing is there's someone profiting but americans don't want this no we don't want this so how do we change it well it's sorry to ask you but i just don't think it's like to say you've got to figure out how to fix people that already have it right because right now it's irreversible for the most part they've shown some things that can alleviate symptoms and help people in a way, but you don't bring them all the way back to 100%.

1:40:37I don't think. I'm talking out of school. But if they could, then you could figure out how to correct the problems that already exist. If you can't, it's going to eventually get to that point. If we keep living like we're living, it's going to get to that point where it's 100 % of us. And that sounds crazy for a lot of people because they don't have autism right now. But if you're dealing with 1 in 12, 1 in 12 is not far from 100 % when you go from 1 in 10 ,000 to 1 in 12. That's nuts. Yeah, that's a nutty progression. That's a nutty acceleration of something if we're being poisoned Yeah, for sure, but how do we fight back against that right guy?

1:41:15I understand like we can try to beat some autism or whatever or do like different, you know games against him or whatever But I'm saying like how do you how do we stop this thing? That's trying I don't know if we do and I don't know if we're supposed to this is what's fucked up I think this is the way it happens it happens. Yeah This is the way our species changes and goes and then history will look back and say, well, this was how the shift took place. People started using plastics and they started using chemicals and they started using pesticides and vaccines. But we believe that they were telling us the truth.

1:41:50That's why. We thought there was an FDA protecting us. We thought there was an EPA looking out for us. It's what you were talking about before with this combination of innovation and then capitalism. So the capitalism gets involved and they just don't. They don't give a fuck about the truth. They just want to make the most amount of money possible. And one of the things they did in this country is they removed all liability to vaccine manufacturers. Yeah. So then they ramped up the schedule to a shit ton more injections than anybody else is getting. So it's just that this sort of happens whenever you allow people to try to make the most money possible.

1:42:23And then there's consequences. What are those consequences? Those consequences are we're like losing our gender. we're like we're becoming feminized and weakened and like physically weaker and less fertile for women less fertile for men less babies happening more miscarriages happening which fits in with honestly the the media arm of that is hollywood pushes a lot of these like agendas that are like trans based and like you know uh white you know whitey redneck is the worst and um you know what like universal one cut like a mixed right you know it's not diversity it's not because diversity is everybody's okay everybody's okay the fucking redneck with the trucker hats cool if he's a nice guy you know the Mexican gardener's cool if he's a nice guy everybody's cool no matter who it is everybody that's real diversity real diversity isn't like celebrating one particular thing and then denigrating all these other people just by virtue of the color of their skin or how they were born.

1:43:23That is racist. And they don't think it's racist. They'll even call it reverse racism. Well, there's no such thing as reverse racism. It's racism. And these people that say, no, racism is power and influence. No, it's not. No, it's not. It is unjustly looking at someone and making a judgment call on someone just based on immutable characteristics and just based on the color of their skin or where they're from or what their religion is and not valuing people as individuals, unique individuals that just happen to be from a particular, you know, their origins, their ancestors, or from a particular part of the world.

1:44:00So fucking what? So fucking what? Let all that shit go. It's dumb. Well, and most people know it's dumb, and they feel it's dumb, and I think that that kind of shit's changing. Dude, have you seen Country Hoodlums on Instagram? No. Let's go! Bring them up. What is it? This is like the place that I grew up. Sometimes people are like, what was it like where you grew up? And this place is, it's this guy I think his name is K.O. It's this young black man who walks around on this street and he just kind of checks in with the people in the neighborhood, right? Play one of them. Let's see what happens.

1:44:33What's going on with these people? What's going on with these people? Come on. Do it, bitch. Do it. I got nine more boys. Don't say nothing else to her, right? You hear me? Not nothing. Not nothing. Wow. Find a different one that's a little more peaceful. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Calm down, bro. Actually, this is a video. Calm down. Yeah. That's Gregory right there. You know him? No, but I know him in my heart. Go on. What's he mad about? He was in like a 12-car pileup, but he's better now. Look, me and that lady have the same haircut. Look at that lady right there, dude. He lost his phone. Go on. Go on, please.

1:45:14He just wants his phone. He wants his phone real bad. Why is he walking like that? He's in a car accident. You're gone, bud. I love you. Bye. See you later. I love you. Bye. Give him a hug. I love you too, bye. Bye. Smite me. Smite me or hit me. Well, this is not fun. We'll find a more positive one. That guy can vote. Cool Shupak shirt. Here we go. This might get us in trouble. Yeah, don't play that. Yeah, find a different one. Don't play that. You got to cut that out now. We're going to get flagged. So, uh, Holy G. Is that the same guy? What's your favorite thing about all this stuff that's been going on lately?

1:45:46I think he's got a wig. What's your favorite thing about all these things that's been going on lately. Everybody's together and not fighting or anybody ain't arguing or nothing like that. Loving it. Fucking awesome. Loving it. Holy Jesus. And you. Amen. What you feel like to be the young brother to shut Facebook down, huh? But they have... There's no reason to watch that. No, I don't know. No, you got to watch. There's a lot of great ones. I doubt that's true. I'm not interested in any of this. Look at him right here. He got to rock it right there. He's about to drink a shotgun beer. Okay. shotgun and a beer nice i can get down with that yeah but it looks like a bunch of people with bad genetics uh who are stuck in a weird part of the world that is not growing oh i look i agree there's some of that i'm just saying that this is like a circle of life that uh that you enjoy yeah well they just follow them and you see their lives like um it's like the realest show that i've seen on on anything in a long time it's just real it's like because when you're poor dude everything's just transparent you can't hide behind hedges or gates and shit like right people are fighting in the yard you smell what the neighbors cooking or it's like never getting anything done but everything was right there though it was like the realest thing you could be in this is one of the reasons why i stay off instagram yeah stuff like that i don't need that in my thought process yeah we picked two wrong we picked two of the like more not positive videos out of the group but uh but yeah dude just being a shit like that bro like just macing people and just fucking how much time do you ever spend off of social media?

1:47:19Do you spend time just where you don't go on for days? Oh, yeah. Not days, but I've been spending less and less and less. I've been really trying to have discernment over my own time. It's true, but the real piece comes from full days off. Okay. Full days. Like where nothing. You don't get any of it. Okay. That's the real piece. Okay, fine. If you can do it. But it's like that vape. It's calling you, bitch. No, it's not. Whoa, whoa. You want to slurp on it. Go slurp on it. I know you want to. Yeah, bro. It's calling you. Don't get a quick head on me. It's nothing, bro. That's what I'm saying. Don't tell the boss.

1:47:54That's like Instagram. It's like Instagram. See? Same shit. Yeah, but. Yeah. I'm doing all right. Pulls you in. But the thing is, like, when you have days off, when I take days off, my brain relaxes. I settle. I can still read the news. I'll check out, like, New York Times website, see what they're lying about. I go to these different websites see what the news is where we're at with stuff, but I don't yeah They wanted to advertise recently New York Times on an advertised interesting. What'd you say? I said now Um have you guys been getting like?

1:48:34Technical companies although I still think New York Times still does excellent journalism sometimes Oh, yeah, it's like it's depends on whether or not it's something where they can have an ideological bias You know, if it's just something that they're reporting the facts, it's great. The problem is, like, these corporations, like when Barry Weiss used to work for them and then she had to leave. She's like, they just got infected. They're infected with these young people that have these ridiculous ideologies and they want to, like, distort the news. Well, if over the past 30 years or something, the news hasn't been, hey, we're poisoning everybody in this fucking country.

1:49:09Exactly. And they have, then I don't want to hear from you guys anymore. Also, like the way they talk about RFK Jr., the way people describe his anti-vaccine rhetoric, you're not listening. What he's saying is everything should adhere to the same sort of safety standards that we apply to other things in society. And that's not the case. And then there's the problem where you receive a bunch of advertising money from these companies so you don't criticize them, which is the case with all mainstream TV news. Yeah. All mainstream TV news. You know, like Megyn Kelly was talking about that. Like she knew.

1:49:46It was an unspoken rule. You are not going to shit on these pharmaceutical drug companies. Like they're responsible for a big chunk of their advertising revenue. Well, now they have Bayer Monsanto. Bayer, which was like a pill company, right? And then Monsanto, which was like a crop company, pesticide company. I'm hypothesizing. I don't know exactly. Hypothizing? Yeah. But now they're a fucking group together. Yeah, fun. That's crazy. Why not throw Raytheon in there, too? Throw some missiles in there. You guys can't buy out Glock, too? Buy out Winchester. Buy out everything. And just forgive us, powers that be.

1:50:27We're just poisoned and chatty. Yeah, we're just chatty. We're just a couple poisoned guys that are being chatty. Thank God we could still be chatty. I know. When does that end? Because if it wasn't for the ability to be chatty, who knows how people would be able to talk about things. Because if people weren't free to just like actually say what they really think is fucked about what's going on And instead if we all had these weird bosses like CNN or the New York Times whatever were you Maybe a lot of those people are like genuinely good journalists And they want to put a story through and then the editor gets a hold of it and guts it and that happens too Yeah, that happens to the editors gut these things and you know they have an agenda And it's like the news should not have a fucking agenda.

1:51:05It should be the damn news Like tell us what the facts are don't spin it in any way shape or form and I think you'd be a lot better off Because they've like lost all credibility. Well, that's why especially television news. Oh And it's sad for the people that were like I want to go in and in a Broadcast journalism and have a career and then do something then they get there and it's not even like a place where they can really exercise Well, they can still do it, but they have to do it independently now, right? Or do it through something like breaking points, which even though they're not independent and even though they like – I don't always agree with them.

1:51:40They're saying their actual opinions. Which is what's – That's the most important thing. What are your actual opinions? I could agree with you or disagree with you, but I need to know that you think this and you're saying this because you think this. And then you're going to give me a bunch of reasons why you think this and facts and figures and statistics and show me. And that's the rise of independent journalism. That's why all these independent channels do so well. That's why Candace Owens is popping. Yeah. She's popping, bro. She just keeps going deeper into the crazy well. Fuck, dude. She goes deep.

1:52:13I got to see her the other day. I got to see her. And she's so funny. Her kids and her husband are so funny. Do you think she's right about that lady in France? With that thang on her? Yeah. Or at least she used to have that thang. You got that thang on you? You know what I'm saying? She got that Draco on her. I don't know. you know it's tough to know it's hard I've never been good at guessing if somebody has a cock or no

1:52:39you can never know maybe I'm old fashioned or whatever you ever meet Blair White there's no way that's a guy never met Blair White she's been on the podcast before all my security guards were like hey buddy seems like you're around a girl I see you're saying you seen that pheromones. Dude, I almost brought some cologne in today, man. You got pheromones for me? I almost brought some... Here's Blair White. Come on, bro. If you're on an island... Bro. Huh? Let's go. Yeah, brother. You don't have to be Jim Norton to buy into that. Gosh. That's a man? Well, it's a transgender woman. So, make what you will.

1:53:21It's like if she wants to use the women's room, like, who gives a fuck? You know what I'm saying? You can call it wiener if you want. I call it that long pussy. You feel me?

1:53:32That's what they call it in prison, dude. Like, who wants some of this long pussy? I don't know if she's had the operation or not. And I'm joking, Blair. I don't know this person. She's a nice lady. I bet she is, and I don't know. Nice transgender lady. I'm not trying to assume anything. I never met her. But I think, yeah, if she wants to swim for that. There's exceptions to the rules, what I'm trying to say. It's like, some of them, I'm not buying it. You got a beard, and you're wearing lipstick, and you're in a dress, and you want to go to the women's room. nay. You're playing a different game.

1:54:02Yeah. And it's crazy to think that people couldn't have, there couldn't be some mental or emotional issues when we're being poisoned over time to get away from our nature. They just took that guy from the Chicago Bulls. He said something. He's like, he believed just in like Christian dating or whatever. What did he say? Or men and women, Adam and Eve, and they kicked that guy out. What? What are you talking about? What'd they kick him out for? He was waived. Yeah. Like conduct detrimental to the team or something like that. Wait. What did he say? Hold up. I'm trying to find the quote. I don't know.

1:54:36Okay, let's find out what he said. We need to hear what he said because that sounds nuts. I need to know what the full extent of his expression was. If they made you be a woman, would you do it? Maybe. What do you mean? I'm just saying if they said. Who would they? These people again? I don't know. It's back to them. Whoever they are. Them, they. Yeah. These non-binary people. Them, they. Hey, them. Viz. Theirs. Yeah. Zer, Z. Real. So what did he say? Instagram Live, he said it? So he said, the world can proclaim LGBTQ, right? Ivy told reporters via live Instagram on Monday morning. They proclaim Pride Month in the NBA.

1:55:19They proclaim it. They show it to the world. They say, come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness. They proclaim it on billboards. They proclaim in the streets unrighteousness. That's it. He said unrighteousness. So he's religious. So he's talking about Bible scripture. Two days later, Ivy streamed live again from a car, once again reading Bible scriptures and speaking extensively on his religious beliefs over the course of a 75-minute stream. This is after he got let go. Oh, interesting. Sending prayers. Detroit. Oh, one user comments. Okay. On the same video, still on Instagram account on Monday.

1:55:53Ivy, whose mother, I don't know how to say her name. Neely It's a women's basketball coach at Notre Dame told another viewer Catholicism is a false religion It's not the true doctrine of Christ does not lead to salvation in Jesus Christ Uh, so they're upset that he said it's unrighteous to be gay or lgbtq That's very nonspecific because that's a lot of different things and what he said I saw what he said and I understand like he had his own views and that's where his thoughts on it But like let the guy have his views It's like you can push all these agendas, but they don't have like Like then push up push push agendas that are all push all the agenda Wasn't that one dude was saying that the world's flat they kept him on who?

1:56:40Oh John, even some guy brought a gun with strip club and they fucking kept him on Yeah, that's okay. That's good old-fashioned American fun Hey, that's a good point. Bring a gun to a strip club, that's fun. But, you know, saying that LGBTQ, like, which one is it that's unrighteous out of that group? All of them? Kyrie Irving when he was saying that? Yeah. They kept him on, right? Yeah, he's still playing. So there you go. That was a different situation. He actually got suspended, but that was like COVID time. But he didn't get suspended for saying that the world was flat. He got suspended because he didn't want to take the vaccine, right?

1:57:12Yeah, shout out Kyrie Irving. But I'm kind of surprised there's not more like— I think he bailed on that flat earth stuff, though. I think someone schooled him. You might have bailed on that. Okay. But every now and then that flat earth thing, it'll be late at night and that shit'll flare up for everybody. We might. Roger Avery was in here talking about it. When I see a cake, you know a cake that's under one of those domes? Sometimes you'll have that cake. That's the universe? I just think at a certain point it all seems very bizarre. It is very bizarre. Yeah, very bizarre. What does Jamie think?

1:57:44I think he thinks something. Of what? About the universe? What do you think, Jamie? And just be honest. Well, there's a lot of people that think that consciousness creates reality. Not that reality is experiencing consciousness, but consciousness is like woven into reality. It's responsible for its very existence. I'm going to do a terrible job of explaining that, but I've watched quite a few videos where these quantum physicists are trying to explain these things. And I have to watch them like three or four times to get into my fucking chimp brain. but I do I do a fairly good job of absorbing it and I see what they're trying to you know those quantum experiments like the slit experiment there's like these different experiments where they're they show that observing things has an effect on it they act differently when they're being observed than whether they're not being observed and it's a very controversial like segment of science that's fascinating actually It's confusing.

1:58:43Quantum science is very confusing. And I was watching this lady that was describing this relationship between space and time. And I think, you know how like particles can exist in different places and they communicate with different – they can exist and communicate like simultaneously in different parts of the world. like the there it's called quantum entanglement like these parts and the idea is that if you could get to a certain level of sophistication as far as technology and your understanding of how the universe works that everything is entangled and that there is no distance between objects that you can actually instantaneously be anywhere if they could figure out how to harness that.

1:59:31That it wouldn't just be particles at a distance instantaneously communicating and they exist. You know, like, one of the things about, like, superposition, like a particle can be both still and moving at the same time. They can exist and then not exist. They go away and then they come back. They don't have any idea what the fuck is happening. It's weird, you know? I think I would like to learn more about it. I think I just don't understand it. Nobody does. That's the thing. It's super confusing. Because the smallest, like whatever the world and the universe is made out of, the smallest measurable aspect of that is essentially magic.

2:00:13It's essentially like open air and vibration, like atoms. They're like empty space. It's all really weird stuff when you get down to like - And it's fascinating and beautiful. Oh, it's incredible. Look, it makes mountains and makes valleys and lakes and oceans. It's just crazy. We're here on this place, right? You know, one of the first things that I ever heard you say that stood that has been in my mind was like, there was one time you were talking about this years ago. You were talking about we're on a ball of dirt and water traveling through space at this many miles and nobody's fucking talking about it, you know?

2:00:49and I've always remembered that like Just like that what a fascinating thing that we get to be here And then this is how we behave like not all not us and not all of us We all do in some ways and but like this is how we behave You know, I think one of the problems is that we don't see space anymore Yeah, because of light pollution. I think that's that's done something to us That's dulled our understanding of our place in the universe and that also might be a feature It might not be a bug. It might be a feature. Because that's how we, instead of being in harmony with nature, we just keep our nose to the grindstone and keep chewing on Adderall and trying to rig the stock market.

2:01:30Yeah. Because we're just trying to get a new Lambo, baby. You know? I want a Richard Millet watch. I want some cash. I want a Rolls Royce Spector. The kind with the stars in the ceiling, bitch. I know. When you fucking have real stars outside. I know. Isn't that crazy? Dude. You sacrifice it all for stars in the ceiling of your Rolls Royce. Oh, dude. And you never get to see the stars because you're living in Miami. I know. And there's too many lights. Sex trafficking. But meanwhile, if you drive out into the middle of the country where there's no commerce going on at all, and you shut your car off and just lay on the hood, it's fucking magic.

2:02:06It's magic out there. Magic. The sky's magic. It's gorgeous. It's a fucking big, huge, nice thing. And you realize, man, oh, my God, we are in space. Right. But you never realize that when you just just dark outside well because we yeah, we forget like we're not even like I don't know it's easy to not it's easy to not pay attention It is nothing to see you look up. It's dark, but you want to go to the club. You look up. It's dark Let's go eat you look up. It's dark. I'm going home. Let's go look up. Oh my girlfriend just called me shit I gotta go pick her up. Bye. You know you're in your world, right?

2:02:39You're in your world You're not thinking about fucking space and the think dude and to think that like Like the crazy thing is sometimes if you lay there and look at the stars and stuff, it feels like, bro, and this is real shit I'm saying right now to me. I think I'm saying this. It feels like they're looking back at you a little bit.

2:03:05Maybe they're conscious. Maybe the universe is conscious. Maybe consciousness exists everywhere. Well, you would think if they're all placed there and they're in, you know, these stars are there. it would seem that if we went and put ourselves before them that it would grant us something you know like i'm not saying like something magical or but something that we need because most of the the way that things are set up it's like everything was kind of set up in perfection like in our bodies like the fact that we exist the fact that the eye is put together and operates the way that it does the fact that they have like moles and parrots and everything the fact that it all happens Yeah, and we kind of neglect that there's these like There's these orbs out there in the distance Maybe they want to hear from us.

2:03:47Maybe they want us to sit there and look at them and think maybe they help us Do you think we're being visited?

2:04:02Do you? Yeah. But I think a lot of it's lies, too. Do you think the governments, the big governments? What do you mean? What do you mean? Do you think they know who's very... Do you think they know who's... Do you think they have met... Do you think these upper echelon people have met the visitors and there's some other thing going on? Because something... There's something... It feels like something's going to happen soon, Joe. Perhaps that's possible. Perhaps. But if I was from another planet, like this is, I talked about this in my special, that if like I went, when I go fishing, I don't check in to see who the president of the lake is.

2:04:40I just show up and trick those dumb motherfuckers with a fake fish, pull them out by their lips, take a picture of them dropping off back in the water. Because I don't, they're a bass. They're so below me. Right. I don't think like who's the leader of the bass. Right. So the idea that aliens come down here and who's the leader of the people. Good point. I highly doubt they give a fuck if they talk to Trump. Yeah. He's out there building a ballroom and shit. They're like, leave that guy alone. I'm not interested in him. But maybe they might visit military establishments. If they find a nuclear weapons base, maybe.

2:05:11I would go to that because they probably know the signal of nuclear armament. They probably know the signal of these weapons. They probably would visit those places. But would they interact with the people on the ground? Perhaps. Maybe they would. Maybe they would if they could be assured of their safety. Maybe. It's possible. But I don't think we're alone. I think that's silly. I think the idea that we're alone is silly. There's a lot of crazy equations that people have made. You know what the Fermi paradox is? The Fermi? Fermi paradox. Yeah. I think he was an Italian scientist. It's like if there are aliens and there's so many stars in the universe, there's so many planets in the universe.

2:05:51Do you know there's more planets in the universe than there have been seconds since the Big Bang? No way. Yeah. How do we know it? I don't know. I just read it and I'm just saying it to you like I'm smart. That's fair. I believe you. Put that into perplexity. I love using AI. I know it's taking over the world, but I don't give a fuck. I've learned so much. If you use it correctly, I think it's like everything else. I use it every day. I use it whenever I write. If I write about a subject, I'm like, tell me why he did that. Tell me what this is. You just ask it. It just gives you instantaneous information.

2:06:28I know. It is pretty fascinating. That's why, like, it used to be for information you had to go to somebody to get it. But now it's like everybody kind of has it. You don't have to go nowhere, son. And Elon was saying that he doesn't think apps are going to exist in the future. He thinks everything's going to be you and a device communicating with AI. Here it is. Are there more stars in the observable universe than seconds have passed since the earth was formed? Yes, that statement is likely very true by a large margin. No, no, no, not the earth, but the universe. I googled it and that's what actually came up.

2:06:58Oh. Estimated star. Okay. Age of the earth. Yeah. So there's definitely way more planets, but that's stars. You wrote stars. I know, that's what came up. I'm telling you, I typed in what you said. What did you type in? are there more planets than there have been seconds since the Big Bang? Damn. Not more stars. Are there more planets in the universe than there have been seconds since the Big Bang? Not the Earth formed. Since the Big Bang. This is the nutty one. Because that, like, that's crazy. Yes, by current estimates, there are far more planets in the observable universe Than seconds have passed since the big bang dude.

2:07:44It's crazy thing is a lot of kids nowadays That's crazy wait say it one more time. There's more planets in the universe than seconds that have passed since the big bang So then I start to think I wonder if it's a contest and like God is seeing like who what planet can really create the most like Love amongst the planet, you know and get it done. Right. Do you know Terrence Howard the actor? Yes He had a very interesting theory, and he's an interesting guy. He's a very intelligent guy. He's not educated in a classical sense, but he's a brilliant guy, right? Not educated about a lot of the things he discusses.

2:08:24But one theory that he had was he thinks that the way planets are formed is there's ejections from stars. And over time, they coalesce and become planets, and this stuff in space becomes planets. and the distance they are from the stars where it gets to a distance where it's in that Goldilocks zone where life can be established. And then he says planets become peopled because it gets to a certain time where people evolve from these planets. And he thinks this is like a natural thing that happens all over the universe, that these planets get peopled. And as they get further and further away from the star, the planet gets less and less habitable.

2:09:05And those those things those intelligent creatures on that planet become more and more intelligent and more and more innovative and more and more capable of surviving without the protection of the Goldilocks zone. And then they become interstellar and then they develop like their own sustaining environments. So you think that's what's happening to us? Well, I think that's probably what's going to happen to us. And so if we leave that orbit of safety. AI is a part of that. Right. If we leave that orbit of safety. Yeah. Go further with the American Express Business Gold Card. Earn three times membership rewards points on flights and prepaid hotels when you book through Amextravel.com.

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2:10:16It is an honor to share. No, it's our honor. It is our larger honor. No, really. Stop. You can really feel the respect in this battle. Pick a meal to pick a side. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. And participate in McDonald's while supplies last. Well, today, Artemis, they're supposedly flying around the moon. So these are the first people that have gone into deep space since 1972. Since the Apollo missions. Wow. I didn't know that. That's today. That's happening. Nobody knows it. That's what's nuts. This is taking, I think, 10 people. Four. Four? Is it 10 days? How many days are they doing it? I think it's 10 days.

2:10:5210 days. Four people, 10 days. And they're going around the moon and coming back to Earth. No one's done that since 1972. Wow. And it's happening today and no one cares. That's kind of weird, right? Yeah. That's kind of weird. Right. Whatever that is, that's part of us that has really been doctored pretty heavily. The part of us that doesn't even find like a big fascination in that, like that's the part of myself that I want to find more of, you know? It's very weird. It's very weird that we've become dull to like fascinating things. But also do we even – some of it is like we don't even know if it's real.

2:11:28It's like so much of this shit you see these video. It's like that's not even real They just had like the Iranian protest or something or like the happiness in the street They were just saying that that was not even it was a totally different thing that they were filming And then there was one that people were saying was older and then we found out no it's not It's actually those current people protesting in Iran that we were bombing them and they were protest they were like in favor of the government But then you got to know like well how many people are scared to death and they're doing that because they don't want to get killed Because the government has killed thousands and thousands of people Including like major public figures to show that no one has any favoritism like they killed this like a championship wrestler Like incredible wrestler they killed two different wrestlers that supposedly protested against the government So who fucking knows?

2:12:21Did you see that they don't know that there's conflicts of interest about or no did you see sorry I'm starting to sentence off wrong did you see that there is some issues about the bullet that killed that guy of Charlie Kirk I'm sorry and I didn't mean to say that guy yeah but I wasn't let me um clarify that I think and we'll find out if this is correct but I see headlines and I see the way people are talking about it and I don't know if it's accurate. Because what I think is accurate is what they're saying is that from the fragments of the bullet, they were unable to determine that it came from that Mauser rifle.

2:13:02I see. My issue with it, and I'm no expert, but I have shot things. Like I'm a hunter. I've shot things with rifles. I've shot a lot of rifles. A.30-06 is a big round. That's a big round. Show me an image. Would it hurt if it hit you? Experts debunk Tyler Robinson's ballistic claim. Unable to identify is not the same as ruled out, which is exactly what I'm saying. Right? So show me an image of a 30-odd-six round, 30-06 rifle round. I want you to look at this. Look at the size of that fucker. Okay? Look at a 30-odd-six versus a 308. That's a fucking paperweight. A 30-06, it's a big round. You see it in that guy's hand?

2:13:49Yeah. Oh, my God. Are you serious? That's 30-06. That's a fat little hand, though, too. Look at that thing. That's like my hand. This is the point, is that that's a big round. That's not a small round. I mean, I don't know. What is it compared to? I use a 300 Win Mag. Look at that right there. You just had it, those cartridges. 5.56, yeah, is meant for war. 30-06 is meant for hunting. No, I don't think that's accurate. Yeah, that doesn't look realistic. That's what a 30-06 looks like. Okay, in comparison to a quarter. So you look at it. So a quarter's about that high. It's about that big. That's a big round, dude.

2:14:25That's a round for hunting, like, elk. Like, it's a very common round. Well, do me a favor and compare 30-06 to 300 Win Mag. Compared to 300 Win Mag. I'm just scared, dude. So 300 Win Mag, I think, is fatter. Let's see the difference. Okay. There it is. 300 Win Mag on the left. Oh, 30-odd-6 is bigger. Oh, look. Okay. Is that real? I don't know. Which one's which, though? I don't know. Show me that one far left. Far left? Right there. Okay, 300 Win Mag and 30-odd-6. So 300 Win Mag has a little bit more powder in it. See? See how it goes higher up? So it has more charge. It's a bigger round. But my point is, that's a big round.

2:15:16So like 300 wind mags, a big round. 30 out of 6 is slightly smaller, but it's still, that's a lot of powder in that bad boy. That's a lot of firepower. So this is what a lot of people have an issue with, is the wound. That there was no exit wound. It shot him in like the soft tissue of the neck. If it killed you, it didn't go out. Would you feel pain? I mean, it looked like he was dead almost instantly. It looked like he slumped over. I think he was at the very least unconscious. But it would have left his body, you're saying? I think it would have blown a hole out the back. That's the thing. It's like 9 millimeters do that sometimes.

2:15:54Yeah. It just doesn't, it seems weird that it doesn't have an exit hole. Yeah. It seems weird that you're shooting him in the neck, and the image from the back, there's a video of him getting shot from the back. It doesn't leave an exit hole. So it doesn't look like it's that round. There's also the fact that this guy supposedly climbed on the roof with it and then assembled it, which doesn't make sense. Because if you assemble it, that means you have to take the scope off, put the scope back on. You have to zero the rifle after you do stuff like that. Yeah, the guy who allegedly killed Osama bin Laden.

2:16:28Who's that, Mike? I know who you're talking about, the Navy SEAL? Yeah, he was just talking about that. And I only say allegedly because I don't know anything about that. I don't know the specifics, even though I read the freaking book he wrote. But, yeah, he was saying that to be able to do all that and get off of that roof, it all seems bizarre. Not only that, they supposedly disconnected the rifle again, took it apart on the roof, put it in his backpack, jumped off with it, and then reassembled it and left it in the woods. And allegedly, was that a Dairy Queen? Did you see that? Who could shoot someone and go to Dairy Queen?

2:17:00It seems weird. And then also his family's denying that he confessed. Yeah. They were saying that, no, he didn't confess. And we haven't heard him. His family said 2 % of what they're saying about this is correct. Have you reached out to them or have they reached out to you? No. Well, I don't think they can. I mean, they're probably terrified about their son's future in life. Like, they're trying to pin this crime on him. Who knows if he did it or didn't do it. I'm not saying he did it. I'm not saying he didn't do it. But I am saying that the story of him climbing up there with a disassembled gun, assembling it, making that shot, disassembling it again, climbing down.

2:17:34Now, if that's the narrative, that sounds like straight horse shit. Yeah. And the video of him hopping down does not look like he's a rifle when he's hopping down. So what's happening? How did he get up there? How did no one see it? There's so many things that are fucked up about that story. It doesn't totally make sense. But a big one to me is the actual bullet hole, the actual damage that that rifle does. Look, but here's another thing. Guns do weird things sometimes. Like, bullets do weird things. And sometimes they don't respect. Maybe it hit. Maybe it fucking center punched his spinal column and it did blow apart and it didn't go out the back.

2:18:11It's possible. Have we seen how they get released any information about the autopsy? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, you would think that I don't know what the specifics are, but I know a lot of people are very skeptical, which they are about everything these days, which is also part of the problem. Well, they have to be skeptical because the news is compromised. The news is owned by, you know, it's not good. And it's also there's a lot of disinformation out there. There's a lot of like covering up stories. There's a lot of weird shit and yes. And then even other places can put out news that that's bad for us.

2:18:46They'd be like, oh, well, we'll put this out there. Sure. Disguise his information. Yeah. But did you see that exploding Mike theory? Did you guys talk about that on here? I've heard that theory, but I don't know if that makes sense. I don't know. I've heard people talk about it, but I hadn't looked into it. It looks like he got shot. I don't know if the microphone is going to hit you in the neck. How do you know where the mic's pointing? You're moving around a lot. How do you know when to make it go off? That's a good point. They had it on his shirt at a specific spot. But yeah, you're right.

2:19:14How would you know? But then the place where they - It sounds like a gunshot, though. And there's a delay between the gunshot and the impact in terms of acoustic readings. And I think somebody did an analysis of the distance they believe the shot was taken from based on the sound. You know, if that is the round that they use 30-odd-six, based on the sound of the gunshot going off and the amount of time before it impacts them. It's a very small amount of time, but it is measurable. And they think that it might have actually been closer than what they're saying, which is, I think, 100 and something yards.

2:19:47I forget what the exact distance was. What was the exact distance, supposedly? I think it was like 140 yards or something like that. But the weird thing is like this whole idea of assembling and disassembling, it doesn't work like that, man. And if the guy's not a professional. Was he a professional? No. No, he definitely wasn't a professional. But you could get trained. Like shooting a rifle at 140 yards with a really good scope, if you've shot a bunch of times with a rifle and you can keep your shit together, is not that far of a shot. You can make that shot. Got it. People can make that shot.

2:20:21He wasn't even wearing a bulletproof vest, even though he did obviously get hit in the neck. But the thing is, like, if that's the narrative, and I don't know if they're still sticking with the story, but that was what they were saying at first, that he disassembled it and reassembled it. Reassembling a gun does not make it accurate. You have to zero a rifle in. And what that involves in, you get to, like, whatever the yardage are that you're trying it out, like 100 yards, and, you know, you squeeze off a trigger. And then you look through the binoculars or you have a spotter with a scope next to you and he says He says six inches high right and so then you adjust it You adjust the scope and that and then do you get it where it's firing and you do it on a rest?

2:21:01It takes a few shots man So you have a rest so that you're not you're right You're not moving the rifle around where it can you know be human error can be attributed to the mist And if you're on a hot roof that was a hot roof wasn't it most official and media accounts put the shot at roughly 200 yards with some investigative timeline suggesting a range of about 150 to 200 yards. Somewhere between 150 and 200 yards. And also being on a hot roof. Have you ever been on a hot roof? I have. Dude, it's hot. Well, it wasn't that hot. Well, yeah, it was. It was September. September in Utah, actually not that hot.

2:21:35It sounds hot. Yeah, I don't think it was. This was happening while I was out elk hunting. What town did it happen in? I don't know. I'm not sure. It was in Utah, though. I think it was in southern Utah, wasn't it? Yeah, but Utah's, you know, Utah's a mountain. It's a mountain town. Yeah, my brother lives in Utah. I like Utah. Like I said, I was in Utah at the time. Oh, you were? Yeah, I was hunting in the mountains. Well, that's interesting. Yeah. I don't know nothing. I started getting all these text messages from people wanting me to comment on things. I was like, what are you talking about?

2:22:16I literally didn't know what was going on, but I had to use the Starlink to get online. Oh wow I got a Starlink. It's like like it's like the size of a fucking iPad and you lay it on the ground you get high-speed internet. It's incredible. That's cool shit Yeah, but that's how I had to like research it Find out what the fuck people are talking about Did you see the there was like the facility in Tennessee where they bought the whatever the mic thing was? Allegedly that that that place thing got completely obliterated 16 people died what? What if you can bring that bring that they made the microphones where they made the Lapel mic that he was wearing this is like a This is probably conspiracy thing or something get this tick-tock.

2:22:58This is a conspiracy theory. It's something that's absolutely true. I just I

2:23:05Haven't heard that one at all. I think James Lee said I'm trying to stay away from this shit. That's why I'm not that's why I don't know. I agree. It just, I think I don't know. It's just a tough So my point about the round is it's a large round and it seems like it would have done more damage and this is not my opinion. This is the opinion of many experts. Yeah. I agree with their opinion. It's not uniquely my opinion. I saw it and I'm like oh my god he got shot and then I heard it was a 30 odd six and I was like hmm. That's interesting. It's a little odd. If you had to get shot by what would you like to get if you had to get shot?

2:23:41You want to get killed, right? You don't want to get... I don't. Shoot me with a.22. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'd take a.22. But a.22 kills people. Where would you take it at? Take it in the shoulder, I guess. Fuck yeah. Dude. No. You don't want to get shot, period. I know. I agree, Joe. But I'm just saying, if you had to get shot, how do you like... Because here's the thing... Butt cheek,.22, tighten up. Take it in the butt cheek. Bang. I don't know. Not good. But there's going to be a... No bullet. good to take but the point is that seemed like not enough damage for that kind of round but I might be wrong again I might be wrong in that bullets okay if you're wrong things if it hit the spine and it blew apart But I just feel like you would find a lot of it in there I do especially if there's no exit wound like where's how come you can't find?

2:24:33The whole thing is bizarre dude. Do you see the part Jamie that I'm talking about with that thing blew up? Oh, yeah, but I'm trying to find a good explanation. Okay, understood. And there may not be one. Thank you. I'm sorry. No, because I brought it up yesterday. Oh, you did? Okay. Yeah, just like, I don't know. I think I'm just scared. And it's like, yeah, what do you... There it is. I just don't know that. 18 people unaccounted for after deadly explosion rocks Tennessee plant. First responders rushed to accurate energetic systems. That sounds like a CIA operation. A facility on the line of Humphreys and Hickman counties that processes ammunition and explosives.

2:25:10But is this the place that made the microphones? So the conspiracy says that the microphone was taken to this place to be converted into like an explosion. Somebody found an invoice from it. That was the piece of information that was going around. Who found that? Is that James Lee found that? Not sure. See if you can find what James Lee has to say. He's my number one source of information. That's what I heard, dude. dude. I got to podcast with him. Did you? I got to meet him, dude. Is he cool? He's a nice guy, bro. He's fun. Yeah. He's like, well, his, his story is wild because he was working as a consultant for one of the big pharmaceutical companies, like one of the big ones that we know.

2:25:46Right. And he just couldn't say the name, but he could say it, but he never said it. Right. And then he was in a zoom one time and they're like, okay, we still have a lot of stockpile from the first vaccination. And that's when he said they started suggesting allegedly that people should then get a second vaccination because they had this first, they still had more of the original vaccine. So it was just like a thing. Well, we have more of it. Let's sell it back to him. And that's why. And so he started getting very skeptical. So he started really getting skeptical and then he got out of it and he said he just wants to expose things that he feels like are not real or true.

2:26:21You think he might be CIA? You know, you gotta worry. I don't know. You gotta wonder. People thought Sean Ryan was cool. Yeah, I've heard people say that. Remember? Yeah. That was a thing. But then now people don't. Doesn't seem like he is. Yeah. Unless they're being clever. Dun, dun, dun. I just want to be able to have like a family and just like think that everybody's going to be able to live. That would be nice. Yeah, that's the thing about ideologies and tribes. If it wasn't for ideologies and tribes, the idea is that we should all be able to live together. But the problem is it's not fair the way the world's distributed.

2:26:56Yeah. You know the statistic about the 1 % of the world? $34 ,000. You make 34 ,000 US dollars, you are in the 1 % of the world. Yeah. That's crazy. I know. It's just tough sometimes to figure it out. You have to pray. That's what I've been trying to do. In order for us to get cheap jeans and an iPhone that only cost$1 ,000, somebody has to get paid squat. Somebody has to get fucked over. Somebody has to work long hours and live in those Foxconn factories where they have nets to keep people from jumping off the roof, you know? Yeah. Bro, you know when you're working in a place and there's so many people jumping off the roof, they just put nets up?

2:27:38You got a problem. Yeah. That's not a fun work environment. Hey, Ron's hitting the nets, guys. Yeah. Oh, Ron. You got to hit the net again. You're like, you dumb motherfucker. Why do you keep jumping in the net? I want to see what it feels like if I jump. I know it's going to save me, but I still want to jump. Somebody comes back from lunch break and they just have the net marks on their face and they're like, ah, you tried it. But, dude, it's just sad, man. It is sad. And we're better than this. Yeah, humans overall are better than this. Thank you. Yeah. So people that are not acting better than this are not, they're not, I mean, I know we all have mistakes and we all do things that are fucked up, right?

2:28:16But, like, at a point where you're like. Like we should all be doing better. Taking lives. And if it's not the regular people, I feel like it's the government's, man. 100%. It is. 100%. Because if it was just people, we'd all figure out how to get along. Unless you think those people are the infidels or those people are the goyim or those people are the Jews or those people are the Arabs or whatever you decide. Slytherin. The other. You decide to other a group of people. Yeah. Then it becomes a problem because it's us versus them. And then you're back to the same tribal bullshit that needs to turn us all trans.

2:28:51That's why we need to lose our gender and lose our primate dominant instincts and all of our territorial instincts. Well, I told you I was going to mail my dick away. We're going to be all telepathic with big old heads and a little tiny mouse because we're not going to use them anymore because no one's going to have a dick to suck.

2:29:09No one's going to have a clit to lick. And you communicate with your mind. So your mouth is just going to atrophy. And you're going to get all your food through like a suck hole. You're going to have just a straw to eat all your food. They're going to figure out how to make perfect food where it's just like you don't have to go to a restaurant, eat chicken or have fish. No, no, no. Suck on a straw. Get all the nutrients you need in this fucking sludge. The sludge makes it feels like an orgasm when you take it. That's why you get people to do it. They take it. It lights all their synapses up. Like when you hit that vape.

2:29:45Hit that visy, boy. First thing in the morning. Give me a hit of that real quick. My man! Let's go! This is the first hit. It's a good one. Give me a hit. Ready?

2:29:57Hit that bitch, Ricky. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's that first one. That's it. That tastes good. What's in that one? That's like a professional one. That's coffee. Ooh, that's delicious. That's a professional one, though. That's a trap. Yeah, this one is for outdoors people. It's outdoorsy, but it doesn't taste outdoorsy. It tastes like fake coffee. I'll leave it over here if you do. Nope. I'm good. One hit's good. No, no, no. I know it's a slippery slope. I'll be pulling into the gas station to get an Escobar later. Oh, Escobars. Those are the ones. Remember, you said you were hiding from yourself at night.

2:30:33Those get you. Yeah, I had to hide them from myself. They get me. Yeah. Sometimes I'd be ashamed, so I'd take a hit and I'd blow it into my shirt. I wouldn't want anybody to know I'm doing it. Yeah. but your tight shirt that is right out the armpits that's why i wear a hoodie just leave put it over the top i'll wrap like a monk but tell me joe like what are some things like give me some like what are some things that yeah that we can do to keep us in a space of giving ourselves the best chance to um to feel human because yeah one day you're going to go to a museum and there's going to be a smile in there?

2:31:13Well, it has to happen on an individual basis, right? Everybody has to be human to each other on an individual basis. And sometimes it takes something chaotic, like a tragedy, like 9-11 for people to just be cool to each other. You know, I remember I've talked about this before, but post 9-11, everyone was so connected. Everyone was smiling. People were letting you get on the highway. They're letting you get in their lane. They're waving. Everyone had an American flag on their car. We've been attacked. We were united. And it's just sad that it takes something like that for people to realize this is a gift to be alive in this incredible country at this incredible time in history.

2:31:51But we are under the rule of tyrants. And I'm not saying that's the US government's tyrant or no individual, but every government that is in control of military that is involved in these exchanges with other countries. They're run by tyrants. Someone's a tyrant, whether it's Putin or this guy or that guy or whoever is in charge of Iran right now. They keep the people on the street from using the internet. They kill all the protesters. That's the problem. The problem is people in power. It's not people. People generally are good, especially when they're not starving. When they're not starving and they're not desperate they're not being attacked most people generally are good yeah obviously dependent upon how you grew up and what you were exposed to when you were young and what kind of horrors did you have to see were you in a war-torn country you know were you in a third world place where the cartels run everything did you see those kids in gaza with like they had like they were playing uh doll and they were like it was like they loaded their doll up on a stretcher like they were Fucking heartbreaking bro.

2:32:59Imagine like the just the trauma if you lived in that place Pre October 7th was not fun even back then it was an open-air prison by most of yeah They were taking settlers homes They were just they'd come and knock into your home and then eventually just take it away Well, there's a this attitude for a lot of Israelis have that it's all theirs, you know Here's an explanation tinfoil hat time though Exactly. This is a dude named Mike France. It wasn't James Lee reporting it. Mike Franco. This is the same stuff I've seen elsewhere. It says, October 10, 2025, exactly one month after Kirk's death, a catastrophic explosion destroyed Building 602 at the Accurate Energetic Systems facility in McEwen, Tennessee.

2:33:45The blast estimated to involve 23 ,000 pounds of explosives, killed 16 employees, injured several others, and registered as a 1.6 magnitude seismic event. Yo! The U.S. Chemical Safety Board confirmed the site produced cast boosters and miniaturized shaped charges for military and industrial use. Conspiracy theorists allege that AES was the manufacturer of the miniature shaped charge used in Charlie Kirk's assassination. They point to a$425 ,000 Department of Defense contract awarded to AES in May of 2025 for extra small anti-personnel demolition charges possibly used in covert operations. The timing of the explosion just weeks after Charlie Kirk's death has fueled speculation that it was a deliberate cover-up to destroy evidence and eliminate the personnel with knowledge of the technology.

2:34:38So there's the pager attacks, the Lebanon pager attacks. Here's my problem with that explanation, and I'm not saying that I'm right and they're wrong. My problem is I don't see that thing exploding. Yeah. So that microphone, I don't see it exploding. I don't see fire coming out of it. If you have a gun and the gun goes off six inches from someone's neck like that, you're going to see a charge out of the gun. That's a great point. And if it's a small device without a barrel, something has to propel that energy. And that's an explosion. And if it explodes, you're going to see it explode. Unless they've developed some sort of way of hiding that.

2:35:13Yeah. That I don't know about. But if I'm but if they're talking about conventional gunpowder and what they use for bullet rounds that doesn't seem to make sense to me Yeah, but I might be missing something. I don't know. Yeah, no, that's actually a great point that you said. Yeah, I agree with you It's kind of seems like that thing with spark. Yeah, I mean it's close to his neck. It's blowing his neck up I mean it seems odd that it can do that without fire doesn't make sense but i might be missing something there might be some new technology that i'm not aware of let's find out that is there any technology that exists where you could have a projectile come out of a small thing like a microphone that's on someone's neck and not have fire i don't know um i don't know it may but there's also some stuff head hurt yeah it should make your head hurt but there's also probably some stuff that we're not hip to oh for sure dude right They come out with stuff all the time that we'll never see probably.

2:36:13Yeah, I mean they have drones that look like bugs. They're like... It looks like a bug. That's crazy. But it's a fucking drone. A little itty bitty drone. You're just sitting there spraying Raid on something that's watching y 'all fuck or whatever at night? That's crazy. He's getting films. Christy Gnome's husband. Oh yeah, boy. He had them merpers on him, huh? What was he doing? Did anybody explain what that was about? Was it really just like a Halloween costume or something? That's what I thought it was. probably but then there's some other ones where he's kind of lipstick and he actually could be he was fucking around for like a party or something like that he was giving kevin spacey in a lot of this you could feel the kevin spacey come doing some of those photos but here's the question is is that a costume he was wearing for funsies or is this like a dress-up thing this guy's a freak that's what i thought it was this costume wearing it could be because if it is a costume for funsies and then somebody finds it on your laptop like i gotta explain how can we're just fucking around.

2:37:08I was doing Wanda from In Living Color. You know? Yeah. I ain't the one to gossip, so you ain't heard her from me. I mean... Was that Wanda? No. Which one was Wanda? I forget. Dude, how great was that show, dude? Amazing show. Did you love it? Amazing show. Amazing show. One of the greats. Dude, we would go in our neighborhood afterwards, and me, Larry, Eddie, Wayne King, just guys off of my street, dude, we'd go out there and impersonate all of the freaking characters. Bro, that show was groundbreaking. There was hundreds of messages, blah, blah, blah, blah, And then this was some of them. What do you mean blah blah blah?

2:37:40Messages about what? I don't I said there was three models of women There's three women's I think hundreds of messages reportedly sent by three women from the scene. Oh, Kristi Noem's husband Yeah, didn't she just get let go or something? Hundreds of messages Traded selfies woman who pledges to worship like a goddess telling her you turn me into a girl Before asking if he should put on leggings. Oh, okay, but is this is this real? right or is so the post has not confirmed the details reported by the mail this is what mail the daily mail yeah that's originally reported let me tell you something about the daily mail they just made an article saying that uh i'm moving out of austin oh that uh i'm fed up with austin i'm moving out of austin that's not true and that was published by the daily mail right and also didn't christy noem just go through something where she got let go or something Is that right?

2:38:29Yes. And not just let go, but involved in a scandal. There's some sort of a money scandal. Sometimes this kind of shit follows that. It's hard to know. But he also looks like, who's that actor right there he looks like a little bit? What are those boobs? Those are crazy. Will Arnett or something? No, not Will Arnett. He's got crazy fake boobs. They're nuts. They're just balloons. That's all it is? Yeah. So how do we know? You got tricked easy, bro. Joe just got tricked, bro. Well, I don't think they're real. I mean, I thought they were like a fake one that he wore. thinking about him oh shit she's jambonay-ing right there look at that shit that's crazy to me dude so supposedly there's letters that he was sending to girls that you make me dress up like a girl but look again isn't it crazy that she's involved in some sort of a scandal that's about money and then this comes out and then this i agree it's you have to start to notice that and then here's the craziest part at a certain point forget about him can you find out what she was let go for and what what's involved in it because there was some sort of a campaign fund scandal or something that has to do something with money a lot of money like millions millions and millions of dollars and then all of a sudden this happens you got to get a little suspicious in this day and age oh yeah it was the the the campaign commercials she got in trouble for because it's like they hired like someone she knew and they're like she was riding a horse through the fucking...

2:39:53Right, but there's something about the money being inappropriately spent. It's like$100 million or something. $100 million? Or$28 million. I'm trying to find out this article. Let's not comment until we have the specifics. Joe, do you think that things would be any different with America's relationship in the Middle East right now if the Republicans hadn't won the election, if Trump hadn't won? Or do you think it's all the same... It's a good question. Do you think it's all the same like Geppetto's in the distance, like running the strings. And it's well, the last administration funded the proxy war in Ukraine.

2:40:26Right. Two hundred. And they were two hundred firm tied to Christy Noem secretly got money from two hundred twenty million dollar DHS ad contracts. Dude. OK. For two hundred twenty million. You could put tits on my husband for two hundred twenty million. You know. But you know what I'm saying? And I'm not even a gay guy. Right. But now they're painting her out to be a nutcase. Right. Because her husband's a freak. So this firm, not saying that he's not a freak. He might really be in a dress not like a girl. That might all be real. Let him cook. You're going to make me put on leggings? He might have autogynephilia.

2:41:02But also, that might be coming out because of this. And there's probably a bunch of people that got some money. And they're like, let's try to make this ugly. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, that's scary, too. Because it's like. Who knows? I mean, we don't know anything about the case, right? We don't know anything about either case. The money missing or his fake tits. Yeah. I never had no fake tits. I mean, I've done some weird shit here and there. Steve-O almost got a pair of fake tits. Did he? Yeah. That's too much. I agree. That's too much. But he's in that, you know, constant perpetual state of having to one-up himself.

2:41:37Doing something more and more ridiculous every time. Do, um, what do you think is going to happen? You think we're going to be okay? I hope so. Of course. I don't know. Do you think about it? I'm confused. I can't believe we went to this war. When we started bombing Iran, I was like, this can't be true. And what about Lebanon now? I know. Israel's invaded Lebanon. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, just fucking stop it. What do you need? Well, they're trying to, supposedly, they're trying to stop the terrorists. That's crazy, though. You're the fucking terrorist. You know what I'm saying? Like if you want to stop them, fucking stand in front of the fucking mirror and start there.

2:42:19But also, what do I know? What do you know? You're right. I don't. But it's all just like, fuck, there's got to be some way that we're better than this. What they're saying is like if this was found out by a story about Christine Lom's husband was found out by like a newspaper online. Allegedly. And that if they can find this out, then obviously hostile intelligence services, according to the CIA officer Mark Polymopoulos, knows this stuff as well. If a media organization finds this out, you can assume that a high degree of confidence at a hostile intelligence service knows this as well. Added former CIA officer, Mark Polymeropolis.

2:42:55Damaging information like this can be a tantalizing lead for a hostile intelligence source. They approach the person and say, if you work with us, we won't expose this, and if you don't, we will. So he's posting these online, and someone came across them, is what it sounds like. Well, he might be a freak. Who cares? Let him fucking cook a little. I think a lot of those people that are involved in government are freaks, and I bet their husbands and wives are freaks, too. They're fucking weirdos. They want to be in power. Yeah. They want to wear leggings. It's all crazy. We just have to focus on the things that we can.

2:43:26Like Matt McCusker, he started a garden. It's like 10 to the garden that you can have. There you go. He grows blueberries, and he grows— That's the way to do it. He grew one—he actually grew one blueberry his first year. During the congressional hearings, Christine Noem was probed about accusations of conducting a taxpayer-funded affair with her former aide, Corey Lewandowski, who has since left the Department of Homeland Security. Corey Lewandowski, dude? That guy. Dude, I was in a fucking fantasy football league with that guy. For real? Yes. For real, bro? Pull him up again, yeah. No kidding?

2:43:57Let me see a photo of him. Mother effer, dude. She's pretty hot. See, Lou, bro. Oh, this is a different dude. Yeah, seems like a different dude. So that guy was the guy who was banging her. Supposedly, allegedly. Who knows? But again, when there's a bunch of money that's missing, and there's a scandal, hundreds of millions of dollars, weird shit starts getting tossed around. They throw you at House of Cards, baby. Go rewatch it. I think that's probably the most accurate depiction of how the government works. Yeah. Kevin Spacey's a fascinating guy. Well, everybody in that show was great. It's just like a really well-made show.

2:44:37Yeah, that show was fascinating. He did it He did all right dog. We gotta wrap this up soon dude. That's fine with me I thought you I thought you I was staying here cuz you're here. No, I love you. I love you things I gotta do Um, are you gonna be around tonight? Are you going going back? I might stop by Bus boys in theaters April 17th, so that's like two weeks from now. Let's fucking go two weeks in a few days Yeah, um, let's fucking go. Thank you for coming talk about I'm excited for you And just to see you. Yeah, I'm excited too, man. I hope it kills it. Yeah, I just think it's... I'm sure it's going to be really funny with you and David Spade.

2:45:10We tried our... We did a good job. I'm sure. Dude, he's so funny. Yeah, I'm sure it's going to be awesome. But thank you for everything, dude. My pleasure, brother. And it's good to see you. Always good to see you. Yeah. Come by tonight. Let's hang out. I'll come by. I have a show tonight, but I'll come by. Where you at? I'm at this Moody Theater. I'm practicing for my special, so I got to get ready. What time are you at the Moody? Seven. Okay. Come by. We'll be there until... I'm going to be in... I'll be there for a while. Okay. I'll come by and say hey after. All right. All right. Beautiful.

2:45:35Good to see you, man. Jamie, thank you so much. Bus Boys, April 17th. Go watch it. We love you guys. Bye. Bye.