Fight Companion - August 17, 2024 - The Joe Rogan Experience: Summary & Transcript

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The Joe Rogan Experience: Fight Companion - August 17, 2024

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Host: Joe Rogan
Guests: Tony Hinchcliffe, Brendan Schaub, Brian Simpson
Event: Watching and commentating on a UFC fight card on August 17, 2024.

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2:15Okay, we're up ladies and gentlemen. So sorry there was a bit of an issue So we're just talking about Steve Urseg and how good he looked against Pantosha and I'm saying some people thought he won But to your point that last round might have been the yeah, I thought the last round of the insider I thought it was super close though, and you know, he looked awesome He just pantosha just such a veteran. He knows that a win and he pulled it off he pulled it off in the last round But that Ursa kid man for that being his first world title fight his how many fights is he had in the UFC like? four How many how many fights to Steve Ursa?

2:53He had the crazy things about fly weight It's like fly weight and heavyweight if you come in and you are a fucking beast You move up the ladder quick not a lot of 125 pound dudes not a lot of 265 pound dudes so if you can get elite like think about guys like that are state that stay in the top 10 in the heavyweight division like losses that would have taken you out of the mix in the one 55 division that you stay in the mix The only one that catapult your boy umar not gonna mad off oh Umar so good man. So look at this. He's only had three fights in the UFC before he fights Pantosha for the world title That's amazing and by the way look so good especially in the match now fight Fuck that dude look good and all four of those fights happen within one year.

3:43Mm -hmm. Yeah, it fought quick But November which is great if you stay healthy and it was a unanimous One yes, it was you know, which is wild, but no I think it was correct. I think it was correct. I think it was close. It was close But I like when the guy wins the last round. I think it means I mean I'm an old school guy, right? I like pride rules. I like that. I think their theory of scoring is school yard Theory, but that's not the game. I get it. That's true too, but it is also fighting School yard theory is real like if a guy's on top you and the teachers break it up that guy beat your ass I'm with you, but that ain't the sport.

4:18I know I know, but that's a real thing I know this is not scientific or technical or look I'm a martial artist I think I'm a purist I think the best style should what which is why I don't think people should get stood up I don't think I think there's a lot of things that just like shouldn't happen. Yeah, that happened in the sport but I'm pretty I'm pretty much a purist. I only want to know what the fuck works, you know, yeah Yeah, but you would be you'd be open to if they Made the third round or fifth round of a fight count more. It's just got to feel right Perfectly I was saying this the other day.

4:57I think they shouldn't let the judges They should only let you just watch the last round the pride rules while the pride rules They treated it like a fight fight like in a fight fight the end of the fight is worth more than the beginning of the fight No doubt you know because the guys have been fighting for a long time. Who's winning at the end and I'm and I'm with it I'm a bankrupt Very good call What is doing on this one, but I think they went bankrupt because of shady business whatever tell yourself dude I think it was some Yakuza stuff wasn't it? Yeah a lot of that. Yeah, but it was I'm whether it was great Bro, but I don't think it went bad because they judged it badly because do those fucking fights were amazing Also wasn't a you didn't the UFC just start to become what it is.

5:43Oh, it wasn't even what it is No, it was before you see pride was fucking huge For the UFC was huge. Yes, but the UFC was not as big pride in Japan would get 80 ,000 people in an arena Tokyo dome like wow these shows were insane people would walk out Who was it? What was that one fighter the Brazilian cat that got burnt because he walked out They fucking hit him with the pyrotechnics. Is it a tuna? I? It was early I don't know what you're talking about my Rotech is like the super boy not a bit pride it might have been one of those other organizations I know he's not really got burnt. Yeah, it was one of those organizations in Japan and this do this cat comes out It's good Michael Jackson and he was good man Yeah, they fucked up his body like like third degree birds are like half his fucking body fights tough enough You know he went along.

6:33Yeah, Joe healed the olive era. Yeah Set on fire and pride. I mean that guy was good man He was fucking good who knows how bad that sets back your career. They let you on fire Yeah, I think you're done after that. I don't know man But I would imagine you it's like significant things to overcome and then what are your skins off? What do you do going forward you go get fire safety talks? Well, I think they had to pay him off they had to give him some cash But also remember and pride like those fights were epic the town was insane. Oh my god wide But here's the thing zero drug testing. Yeah, let's go I'm with it's games.

7:07I'm with so they actually encourage oh yeah 100 % you get a better pride Ensen Inuay told us on the podcast in specific it has in capital letters. We do not test for steroids Rampage are tell you that too. Oh, yeah, yeah Dude, it's just they were wild and they put on the best shows and they had some of the most amazing fights ever and I think the most Talent stacked heavyweight division that has ever existed if you want to think about the prime of pride heavyweight You have no gara you have Mark Coleman you have over him you have croak -op you have fader What a murder If you have see had like a like a 40 -year -old division where they don't test no, man.

7:54Nobody tries to see that So much masters division Yeah, so much brain damage then you just got to opt out the smart guys opt out You don't you're already gonna struggle you're already gonna struggle don't you don't want to give you getting beat up Continuously until you're dead some people do you're right So I feel like you should be able to ride or something some people built like that you go have to tranquilize Romero Yeah, they go out. Yeah, he's doing bear knuckle You know, yeah, that's where they go Here's the thing about yo -al though for whatever reason yo -al has the capacity to compete at an elite level deep into his 40s Naturally, he's a freak of freaks It's everything man The neck is crazy, but you know the neck is all surgically repaired right you know that he's like Robocard Right his neck is one piece.

8:47It's like a rod. Yeah, there's a rod your little Miller. They had Next he had b -ball in his baby bottle. Yeah, bro. It's dancing I think it's like next like they fucking abracadabra that They did some stuff with that looking at stingray like let's do this just no There's just ears the shoulders. I know people have heard me tell the story But I'm gonna tell again because it's so great thick the U .S. He took him to a doctor and the doctor said where'd you get this guy? And they they go. Yeah, he's amazing right they go no he's got a different structure They said the tendons in his eyes are three times larger than a normal person It's he's already healing he had a fractured orbital.

9:23They're like he's already healing. He's like Wolverine also We don't even know if he's 40 he's from Cuba He might be 70 years Yeah, no fucking Gory's name anything when he was sitting in that chair, bro There's a couple moments in doing podcasts where I got like reasonably uncomfortable really because I was in the room with someone who could just Just has this ability just crush you at any moment. Yeah, it was him and Tyson Tyson the second time I did the podcast with him when he's getting ready to fight Roy Jones with totally different Tyson first Tyson was like this mellow hippie almost like who's this dude?

9:56He's like true not working out. Yeah, he's just I don't want to work out I just want to be cool second one was like hyped up Tyson. I was like whoa See him hit the bulls eyes with the dark sea other day blindfolded crazy Bro, I got killed There has to be a part of you Joe with with Tyson at least if shit hits the fan You're a black belt I'll get his ankle. He's giving some trouble with your well. There's nothing you have nothing You're nothing. There's nothing you can do. I can't even help you I mean if I'm well if you're really lucky Tyson's got a bad knee, you know, you really lucky Your only hope is the catch a nagging injuries.

10:28Yeah, yeah, you're only hope your only collapses on himself He's seen him hit pads. He's still fuck you up. He'll still fuck you up But the you well remarrow thing is different like you well was explaining how he grew up in Cuba and about how he went through The wrestling program and he was talking about how if you were the elite you ate three times a day But if you were below that you ate twice a day Yeah, and he was intent and he goes and you're working out with all these animals like with their only way to Make their life better is through athletic achievement and these guys are just warriors and they're going out at every day And yo, I'll look to me goes and it makes you a machine Oh Oh shit That mean when you're talking to a real machine like one of the most elite wrestlers to ever compete in MMA a Freak athlete you look at some of yo -els knockouts like look at that knockout to wide men that flying knee would Why men the loop rock holy knocks him out and then he kisses him?

11:29Bro, he's up. He was a freak And for that kind to explain like what he went through as a person to get to be the guy he is now Which is why he's so calm when he gets in there man? It's still competing with a fused neck or whatever Fused yeah, so he got a swing his whole body. Yeah, but his neck doesn't it doesn't move around like an action figure But I think it might help him take a shot. Yes, because Derek Brunson hit of a switch kick once I mean just blasted him in the neck and he just walked that shit off like he was nothing is not because the whole right Because the whole thing is fused and then it's like a neck place in football his traps begin at the top of his head That's like a flying squirrel.

12:08Yep, so that's like the freak of freaks when they went in that guy says something you like and it made you I'm a My god some kidding cow Talk about wrestling in the Olympics. I'm like good luck good luck, bitch Good luck you're a soft life you ate fucking ring dings and ho -ho's shit Get three hot meals like you have to you have to win for dinner bro I'm gonna start taking my gizmo you get breakfast and lunch and dinner's a toss up. I remember Don fry was on Inside MMA once I love that show. It was a great show. I love that sugar on there Yeah, I did a couple times. I did once where I was explaining a backtake from quarter -mount sick I was like me and boss root and did like a technique thing where I showed him a dude that's called samurai You know that one when you slip around behind a guy you can get his back.

12:55Yeah, you're on top. Yeah, um, but so Don fry is on Inside MMA and he starts to say those are Russians are the fucking last real men left See if you can find it see if you can find it. It's fucking amazing because Don fry who's like the manliest man of all time With it's fucking crazy cowboy must -ass you know, he had them Russians are the last real men left Kenny oh coming up later this month against Molo Aldo's that surprised you that Fedor decided to skip the UFC and go strike force way No, not at all. You gotta you know go where you're happy and go where you're most comfortable and go for the money And that's gotta be the deal with Fedor right?

13:38I mean because he owns M1. He is M1 basically Well, I tell you the Russians don't like being told what to do especially by some pansy Yeah, they got them Russians are last men on the planet, you know everybody in the US been feminized so bad We all be carrying a person I heels, you know, there's a last man. We need a Putin. Where's our Putin? We need some reason kick ass and not run around apologizing for it We need we need Don fry today, right keep that same energy We need right now. It's a non -friar run for president Don fries. He's all fused up too. Oh, yeah He's got a bunch of bad luck to see John C.

14:18Riley play him in his life story that Imagine a comedy version. He would have to get seen. He had to wear a rubber suit Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he'd have to hit the he'd have to get Jack my five because Don fry one point time I remember when he got Jack my five and he was like two thirty two thirty five two G. That's a Don fry was a fucking statue. He was a Michelangelo statue, you know fuck yeah, we need more That's not the Amphi was one of the craziest fights in all of history. Oh, yeah Stand in front of each other punch each other in the face like how let's play that how many times oh the fights are about to happen The leech is like three years Here we go that's the leech is around the the time on screen is 455 454 453 452 All right, so this is this Carlos praises Yeah, and leech he's taking away two years is this that dude that smoked cigarettes?

15:18Is this that nasty dude that he just landed a vicious knee knockout in his last fight? He's smoking cigarettes is this that that's what I'm thinking about right? You come out the Asian guy. No the the Brazilian cat. Yeah, and he's the favorite. Yeah Well, yeah, they don't have like 18 this this kid in the black the kid in the black shorts. He's good dude He's good. I watch what he's he's he's nasty. I'm pretty sure this is the dude. I really have to apologize from wrong But I'm pretty sure this is the dude Is that him? Yeah, there he is smoke it's here. Yeah, he's like I'm a fighter. I'm not an athlete because I'm a fighter.

15:55This dude smokes He's been smoking like 14 or something But the most important thing is like he's nasty. He knows how to fuck people up and he's got really good timing man He's a real fighter But back to your point see I think most first rounds go like this is the feeling out here Watch while winning this round. Watch your deck. I don't it the exact same Some don't run. So what do you do? It doesn't you know you're you're right like there's there's a bunch of different factors involved in fighting I think one of the problems is the scoring system the must system. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's how That's our primary problem because I think it's a borrowed system that deals with the one -dimensional sport It's a very complicated sport, but it's one dimension meaning punching right?

16:38It's complicated. I'm not dismissing boxing I think you don't ever see boxing at the level you see in World Championship fights like a Loma Chenco You never see that level of boxing in the UFC and you probably never will I don't think it's possible to achieve that level unless you're only doing that thing Correct impossible Yeah, because you don't you can't even do that if guys are trying to take you down all the time You won't develop your skills at the same way if you're training MMA the same way Well, you get a few freak athletes to get your Roy Jones juniors They can do shit that nobody else can do but for the most part there's too much to focus on in MMA Yeah, Boxer's hands are way better.

17:11Correct. They're just they're always going to be way better You can't you can't deny that No, there's not enough hours in the day to get to that elite look at Francis dedicated life to boxing for what two three years Yes, it's a different thing. We'll also like the Joshua fight Joshua had the opportunity to watch him fight and figure out pattern, but that's how it should go right like right Right, right, right, if you would have knocked out Joshua in three seconds. I'm like oh shit So you think like Joshua is the more dangerous guy to fight second 100 % yeah, cuz he's got that lethal one punch sleeper power knockout artist gold It's fuck fastest fuck dude that right -handed he cracked Francis with oh Lord I Missing this fight, huh?

17:55This kid's nasty man I forget who he fought in his last fight, but I was I was watching it while I was listening to music and working out So I wasn't completely paying attention to like what the commentators were saying, but I was watching the kids movement I was like damn this kid moves good and Dana's announced some fucking beastie fights lately Yeah, man, I'm really excited about Khalil round tree although the purist in me is like what about on Kali Of On Kali of should be next for the title, right? I mean clear. Yeah, I hear it clears one five in a row and at like Right for sure, but in Kali also had a draw right?

18:32You have the lot like you have some in that exciting and I get it the Pierce goes Well, it doesn't matter if he's winning you got to get a title shot. I know Jamal Hill posted He was mad bro Jamal was mad because Khalil had failed a a drug examination But they knew exactly what that was about it was about something that's very it's very it's DHEA It doesn't help you doesn't help your performance at all. It's just a band substance Yes, and it's an accidental ingestion. It's not something that you would get any benefit from It'd be different if he tested hot for like Dacca and they had a minute time of fight He informed them the moment he found out his shit had DHEA in it and they only gave him a two -month suspension It's he didn't do anything wrong and he didn't benefit and There's a bunch of stuff that's been I don't know why it's a lot, but but also I think too just for Alex like this is his story, right?

19:24Like they need a main event and Kali voice is already paired up So Khalil's one five in a row. He's ready to go who's that guy of fighting next? Racket. Oh, that's right. When is that fight? Oh, the left hand dude. I'm telling you man and the leech is good dude. The leech is getting pieced up There's a head like a rock Fucking hands, brother's dude. Look at that knee to the body man. This dude's good man. He's good And he's got good head movement too when punches are coming his way He's he slips like right there look He slips away from shit and counters in the danger zone, you know, he gets in the danger zone He had the leech and some trouble.

20:03He's can take a punch. Oh, so this will be a fun fight But you remember when hombs. I just picked him up and took him over to Dana white bro, and he's like I have five I died Those were those were the days Those were the days who's the guy recently that like he broke like the longest losing streak Charles Bennett was recently. Oh crazy horse. Yeah, crazy horse felony. You can't call him crazy horse Oh, it's felony now. Yeah, cuz I was commentating his event and yeah, bro. We're old school I'm always been crazy. I was like what's up crazy horse? Yeah, it's felony. I'm like all right, man Well, come on man.

20:34It's like Bobby Green. You're called king green. Oh, Bobby Hey, bro, I was super impressive patty Pimble it super impressive really Pimble. Yes, Bobby Green can fight Hell yeah, Bobby Green can fight and pros pro he was in trouble on the feet He was getting his legs kicked out from under him on the feet, you know Patty Pimble it put on a clinic in that fight how good it is Perfect. Yeah, you look great and he gained 40 pounds since then he said He's like crazy. He just goes nuts, but the point is like in that fight like yeah, it's you shouldn't do that I would say don't do that, but also But also the kind of guy that would eat 40 pounds and stick his belly out That's a wild motherfucker and that wildness With discipline like when he's in camp could be a perfect storm.

21:26It's a great storm It's like John Jones the guy is a little bit of that yeah a little bit of that crazy, but but John is discipline It's tough because with patty like he's getting away with it right now And yeah, he beat Bobby who's ranked whatever 11, but at a certain you're gonna have to stop doing that when you get to the top five Like I don't know if that's gonna fly You know, I'm saying like you got to tighten it up at some point right now I'm fun doing this thing. He's not fighting like they're cremdill or crap But haven't people been criticized and patty this whole time of course. He's a fraud or yeah, of course Say that with people that are you know when they're more when they're more famous than they're Well, yeah, but also he like like straight up dude in in Liverpool They call him the fifth beetle.

22:10He can't walk down the street I worked with him in San Diego even San Diego's again They know you out here like shut the street down. He's so famous and wasn't ranked so a lot of Other fighters have animosity so the fans hate him because they think he hasn't earned it that dude was whipping ass out in England Like destroying he was making more money not fighting the UFC He took a pay cut to fight in the UFC. He was headlined events out there selling out arenas and finally his manager's like Yo man, you gotta compete in the UFC And he's like why I'm making money like it's just if you want to be the best we got to do this even when you take a pay cut So that's why he went over.

22:44I don't know if you guys caught this in between rounds, but the leech has a Blond Asian female corner man. What's that supposed to mean telling him what to do? So he's about to get knocked out How dare you what if she's like a K1 champion? No, that's the lady that was a that was Trump's secret service lady Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a mess. She might be I thought she was gonna shoot herself I'm like if she imagine if she shoots herself in the head That lady was a little bit panic should put that gun away But are we in a movie or is this real life? I need to know someone changed the movie I need to know because like if it is a movie boy the writing is amazing.

23:25Yeah Like if this is a simulation what a great simulation. It's crazy. Well, all of it's crazy Happy to be on the cast. I mean slap fighting what? Everything everything President Kamala all the things all the things Fucking save the sharks what? Fuck are we doing what are we doing we're saving sharks? The sharks shouldn't we kill the sharks? Is that a thing? Yeah, oh that could you have your podcasts? I'm about the sharks Oh my god, right didn't it change what you think about sharks? No, I've dude. I'm not think I've always said that I've oh make fucking said is because they're like you know you're more like you're done a car crash and you eat my shark I'm like now if I swim in the ocean every day to work.

24:08Yeah No, you're way more likely to eat. Oh land is this is lighting the leech up But what I liked about when I watched this guy fight is his management of distance Like he's always in the right spot to counter you and he sneaks out of stuff like real nice You use this is range really well, and he's got real good timing right like he knows what you're capable of doing when you're moving forward You know some guys get caught up in like the anxiety of Exchanges sometimes and they misjudge and miscalculate timing and distance and when a guy is really good at calculating Timing and distance when something's coming out of us.

24:42That's a special talent. Yeah, Connor when he fought Eddie Alvarez Perfect example of it. Perfect mastery of timing. I know exactly what you can do. I'll let your your puns touch me and then Bing Anderson Silva stuff in bomb. Yeah, I think Connor and Eddie Alvarez is the best one ever. I really do This that cowboy one with Rick story. Oh My god, the combination the Mortal Kombat combo. Oh my god incredible. Oh Well, no, he's hurt. He's hurt in here. It's such a big head that he's hurt away and also that guy Oh, that's it. Oh my god. That's it. I'll tell you this car. I'm a dodge with it just as he was hurt.

25:22He was hurt He was hurt. No, he was hurt. You gotta understand once a guy gets lit like that like your legs aren't moving good You don't know what's happening slow. Yeah, you're confused right now. He's thinking I shouldn't have hired a blonde Asian woman Also, I got to be I'm all I got to be going to be going to my Said because fuck around with you. I'll be in a same room one of these motherfuckers. I'm like remember that shit Who said? Man you laughed and Tony and chopped me head You don't want to some some dudes get like very sensitive. Yeah, you want that heat. You don't want that. Oh, yeah He got rock dude.

25:58Yeah rocked that guy he's very good crazy thing was that his head movement was incredible the whole time That guy's just so accurate and what's his head like you were saying Carlos is fuck look at that one two man That's beautiful. I'm telling you man this kid his timing. It's really good And you got to understand that a guy like this is just gonna get better and better with world -class competition So the leech you know the leech has been you know top 25 guy for a while Right when you've been out. Yeah, he's been out two years. Yeah, like what the highest you would imagine the leech would be ranked 15 maybe right?

26:33You see that yeah before I'm so yeah, so yeah, it's a fucking world -class fighter It's a world -class fighter and this dude just piece him up This is not he's not the best in the division, but he's representative of a really elite MMA It's a great feather and dude's cat. Yeah, that's a great step for his career Like this how it should get this is what this dude also leech might must sound bad ass in Mandarin because it's a shitty English nickname Right, I think it's because he's such a good grappler. He claims on dealer to leech. Is that it? I don't think he's not gonna be grappling or cuz he sucks Right Fucking Molly welcome in jujitsu.

27:11Yeah, would you say he's a second -degree blackout? I think so where'd you come up with that? I think I it's rear -ear second degree. That's what I'm suspect That's why I got skeptical hippo eyes. It's possible. I mean depends on who look at that rank to just who black belt Yeah, it might very well be I'm a big fight fan look at that young Tony nails it He for sure is really good, you know real good grappler, but homes are just ragged all them, but homes That's a freak man, especially at 170 Homes are trying to mean nuts. Hey, he's never making 170 against it. Listen. Why not? Because he can't make the way He's a winner 85 for when he does But when he does he's a praying mantis eating wasps Is that Gordon's yeah, yeah, that's Gordon's belt.

28:00He's can be you ever see a praying man is eating them wasp hell Yeah, yeah, I watched a thousand of those. Yeah, I've seen a thousand videos of praying man is eating other things Preman to see it's the male praying man. That's kind of what he was like. They fucked him up when homes I was like grabbing a hold of people at 170 He was cute. It's kind of like a praying mantis. It was eating other bugs. He's fucking dudes up, but he can't make the way He's he's just incredible. He just needs to be a little bit more disciplined from 170. He's almost unstoppable Dude, even when Gilbert caught him Gilbert caught him on the noggin multiple times and dropped him remember yep That's a wake up.

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28:34We still fucking kept going like that guy never stop coming. That's why I'm excited Even though he got clipped and hurt look at this here's they're eating wasps It's so slow They're not slow. Dude, they catch hummingbirds You've never seen a praying mantis catch a hummingbird. No, son. Oh, let's go. Let's go It's the nuttiest thing. So they sit over those water feeders where the hummingbirds come and they just sit there And when the the hummingbirds fuck up and they don't realize that that's a murderous assassin waiting for them watches Statch that's your ass bitch. Damn the fucking strong bro.

29:09They're crazy strong They're strong like something that's a hundred times bigger than it is got them in the umu plada The it's not a question of the bird getting away the birds never gonna get away. Oh this person just knocked the fucking guys I do you know you're a do you circle life talk a lot? Yeah, that's a person who is like he values He values birds over insects. That's a why do that voted for come on all he did was just make that species a bird Dumber the dumb bird deserves to die right good point evolution. Yeah, yeah, the thing is like Why do we prefer they're both alien to us if you saw a bird without its feathers like what the fuck is that thing?

29:45Right like what are those things? It's just they look pretty because they have feathers. Why do we why do we like the insects? Less than we like the birds because they're not cute I guess right close they're kind of cute. No weird. No, I mean I put it to like this you have a mess of my day Like loves spiders mm -hmm. They're never normal people like you no like a dude who has snakes right right? Fuck out of here. You don't have snakes bitch. You got a monster that you feed. Yeah It's like oh look at my little buddy Fuck you that thing doesn't give a fuck if you liver die. That's a goddamn reptile a slithery monster I think we're pro we're programmed to like cute shit.

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32:27I'll never forget this we were coming up to this pool hall And as we're walking from the parking lot to the door. I see this rat. It's by this dumpster that's the size of a cat It was so big man. I was like no bullshit that big that big and standing up on its hind legs. Yeah, like bearing its teeth Yeah, I and I was in a hot panic. I was like dude Yeah, what if that attacks us? Yeah, this is crazy. There was literally one that looked like a fucking kangaroo a kangaroo It was a splinnets fucking back legs running like that and they know they can scare you off Especially the bigger one. Why don't we think thank you?

33:05Hey mammals. Oh, but we like squirrels We love squirrels. The people think squirrels are just rats rats with fancy cups. Just cute or a rat A rat is a is hairs on its tail away from being adorable. Yeah, the squirrels have fluffy tail privilege Yeah, but don't don't rats don't they find some rats like in New York? They have like the black plague on them and show Yeah, they have a bunch of shit bro. There's a documentary on Netflix rats. You ever watch that documentary? Yeah, there's more rats than humans Well, it's not just that's like they test them for all these crazy diseases all over the country all over the country They find these rats they test them but just plague they have a whole Ancient diseases the way about mankind Same thing never tell you my rat story when I lived in in Sino in Sino in Sino so I lived in in Sino and I I was rent this house and It had a garage and that's where I put my garbage out before I would put it outside in the morning So I'd you know open my door put my garbage out and then I heard a bunch of rattling around and I heard snap And I'd go out there in this big fucking rat big rat got caught in the rat trap.

34:12I was like whoa But I was tired. I didn't want to deal with this fucking rat So I went to sleep and I said I'll deal with it in the morning. I'll throw it out And I got up in the morning. I go out to the garage and there's a skeleton I mean not even a skeleton. There's like almost nothing left except the tail. They aid him The other rat the other rats aid them. Oh, I mean they must have eaten them immediately They must have just started eating them immediately like an instant cannibalism And here I am I'm running a fucking four -bedroom house in the hills on a television show and I'm watching National Geographic play out in my garage with Animals eating their kin after they get tricked and despising on peanut butter Get their fucking next nap.

35:00They're like well, I guess we gotta eat Harry. I'm just I'm just imagining the The rats like trying their last time to free him and he like can't get you out Chuck. Well, I don't think there was any It was it was it was eerie man. It was eerie is because it was like I knew at that moment that I'm sharing I'm pretending that I'm in this house, right? I'm pretending I'm separated from the natural world But I'm not I'm not I'm in this I'm just I'm this really porous house where things can get in and they Barrow in they live amongst you and they hide from you and you're around. Oh, that's one's eaten the other one Oh, no Feasting on the brains of their dead friend That's why don't a fucks of rats man People have pet rats you don't see squirrels doing this Thing man if you don't feed people they do the same thing like it's like it's wild things It's things that are living a hard life for survival.

36:00Yeah, I give you feed rats. They don't do that Like if you have a rat like sanctuary, you know, we have a whole room that's filled with rats and they have plenty of food They're like hey, what's up? You can come up to them pick them up and they're not gonna cannibalize each other Yeah, but I would tell my historians that I need to know like are those suburban rats or those rats from the streets I think rats rats Rats are adaptable just like pigs are and people are that's what I think rats are super Super rats and roaches Yeah, there's super but rats are weird like they get the younger rats to check stuff That's right when there's poison the food if I case if you're hungry go try the other one Yeah, they let the younger rats go you do it.

36:45Take a bite. Take a bite of that that thing snap Oh look Harry got got Seimi Harry or if you just eat them or if there's poison in it Did I eat it and they'd wait like it's good? I see that usually you obviously those videos where they They have like a real sticky floor and they one of the time they run out and get stuck and run out and get stuck Oh, it's a rat trap. It's almost like honey looks like Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are nasty. Oh, it's terrible rats. They fucking high step through that shit They high step through like a fucking running back. That's all right from mice. Yeah, I think it's from my I mean, I've never seen a rat get out of it, but I don't know what we have a rat issue in my backyard and my girl bought one I was like they fucking he's in a fucking steamroll right through that thing You see their little problems a weird man the rap problems are weird That's why people don't like coyotes, but guess what that's the only thing that keeps those rap populations down really and hawks It don't hawks wake them up sure all those things.

37:38Yeah, you're right. We got hawks in town Mountain lions have taken catch them But it's Bobcats for sure, but you need something to kill those rats snakes Sure, thanks kill him. Yeah, you you definitely need things that he rats you can't just have rats. No, I cannot fuck with this Every time I see him drink out of a shoe. It makes me want to fuck a tie to we've asked you got to stop this He tried to drink out of my shoe We're I drank out of his shoe. I'm like, bro. I could tell you stories about my feet. They would stop that And they they call a shoe and they spit in it I must throw up and it's straight.

38:16It's straight. Lou guy. I'm a good fight. Don't man because Jocenaco on the wrong strike. He's a elite striker and tied to evasa is an elite striker too. These dudes are I mean He's like Derek Lewis with a good back He but he's a very skillful man like his kickboxing is very high level He's the guy that like unfortunately He hit Francis for the cover inside leg kicks and Francis like fuck this Francis And I'm just ran out of like this is like we know we ain't kidding I'm just gonna storm the gates and I think I can knock you out before you can knock me out He just caught him with one shot. It was batshit too like that strategy.

38:55Look who does that? Wild, I mean, isn't that that's the upside to have a neck one punch. Power is oh, yeah, you can't just ignore those I think it was also Francis recognizing. I don't like the way this is going like this this staying on the outside He's chopping on the inside of my leg his timings really there was an amosti to leave into the yeah It's weird to have a training camp and then fight like that We don't need to have a training camp. Well, you know what it is It's just I think Francis that the end of the day knows all yes dudes touch you and so it's like fuck this this guy kick me again He kicked me again.

39:25Yeah, fuck this is the fuck out of you just lawn He's like maybe just senses that he could just launch at this guy Francis has a fight coming up Yeah, he's fighting that dude that for air guy That guy's big bro, but I do just keeps getting better and scarier Francis Yeah, wait. Do you see this Brazilian Brazilian huge dude. Oh, man. That's the steep the steep a loss Like change Francis in a way where's like he's super super scary to me now. Oh, he's very scary. Did you ask the Joshua fight though? No All right. Oh, he's one of the boxing. Yeah. Oh, yeah, but that's again. That's different Jamie show that dude versus Um, that PFL fight that they just had that worse than I thought he would That's how it should go though versus Ryan Bader.

40:08Did you see the last you see Gus movie? Reese hitting people in the nuts who hit people in us France Stangana. Oh, oh, it's so funny It's like this dude is the dude that Francis is gonna fight Henan for a while he's jump cuts a tear and Henan for air is bro. He's fucking good. That was Jamie Jamie did that Oh, okay fast forward He's fast forwarding me too. Oh, I'm not done Ryan Bader who spent a lot of his career at 205 and this dude is has been 205 since he's eight It Ryan Bayer is a undersized yeah, he's like a heavyweight Yeah, he's a light heavyweight, but he's got success at heavyweight as he's gotten older because it helps him to not cut weight And he's a real good fighter, but this fucking dude is so big look at that right hand I'm Ryan Connum there though.

40:53Yeah, but not enough No, it's too light nath. The thing is it's also it's just like the timing in that right hand like that's a leap man Six hey, he's a big fellow I'm a basketball and I've seen some of his videos from other fights or watch how he lands this punch too Check out this timing and this is fucking nice footwork for that Nice his footwork ain't no punk either. No, he's good. Not a easy fight. Not an easy fight That's what I'm saying and there's a lot on the line and seven people You're coming off of a knockout Also unfortunately the death of his son, which is a horrible tragedy that is we talk about how could a guy like Be completely able to prepare just emotionally to fight when your son just died.

41:37No like that'll haunt you Right no matter how strong you are physically no matter how strong you are mentally your son just died You're gonna be filled with sadness. Yeah, unless you kill them No, he definitely didn't It's some is real. He's shit. Yeah, like your son was like a pedophile clown. He's like 27 though. This kid was very, you know Yeah, it's a horrible story So it's like this guy's got to get over that then he's got to get over the first knockout of his career Against the guy like Anthony Joshua who's an Olympic gold medalist and your second professional fight every which is so crazy We're fuck goes for fighting the heavyweight champion to an Olympic gold medalist two fights in a row your first two Profit as crazy.

42:18I did is think about who goes against the UFC and then it actually works out for him never It's never worth everything. Nobody believes fights fury. We're like this is insane. He's get fucking Molly. What pretty close fucking fight So I thought he won we thought he won and then with Joshua That's when I was like all right man like if it's the reality if we're not in the simulation He should get starch and that's what happened But he made more money and those two fights than he ever did and ever made Is it might have ever been able to oh right close Is one of the things what you know hats off to the Saudis what they're doing is incredible because they're just saying We have all the money.

42:57Why don't we just make these fights happen? We want the best fights. Hey Terrence Crawford Do you want to fight caneloovarez? Yeah, caneloovarez you want to fight Terrence right? Let's fucking I'll buy that's not happening more though That none of this is what canelo doesn't want to do he doesn't want to talk about other fights Why he's preparing for this fight that he's gonna have in September correct And so he's like I don't talk about like future fights before I fight this dude that I have to fight But then that Saudi she's like talking shit to caneloovarez I don't like I don't like little respect there.

43:27It's fucking canelo dude But we need a chic Yang out of respect bro. Did you see he made Dana hold his hand? That's how you know And I'm not talking like this. I'm talking interlock fingers. Dana was like fuck it Yeah I do the same. What do you do the same? What's the most of all the cultures the get handsy That men are like get handsy with you. What's the one culture? What is the one that does the most grabbing? The one that does the most like hugging holding on to you you have to hug with them and walk with them I will kiss each other to cheat is it probably Yeah Those countries where they don't have space when like you want you on the bus and yeah Not just so used to people touch you.

44:15Yeah, no girl. You don't want that. Well, that's that that she They should make you sing a Beatles song too It was such a boss move it was it gay You know You watching that damn transfer is at 35 % you like I'm a I'll put my hand in his neck I have a choice give my hand or give him my head Amazing what you can get done with a lot of money Everybody sort of shuts the fuck up pretty much except canelo canelo's kind of like you know you got it's got to do it my way It's cuz he said you can do anything with money, but it might have to love you. Yeah, yeah Elon can hold my hand anytime he wants I'd love I'll let him know yeah, tell him I'll call him right now All for you on pocket Just mopping around Jarsine yo this fight's not gonna go long if it does it's gonna be a bad fight Oh, it's gonna be a wild fight for sure look tied to evas is never been a boring fight in his fucking life Like that dude knows one way like let's fucking go that guy literally should have let's fucking go tattooed How's he so dry?

45:28Don't they don't they warm up in the Some guys don't some guy's don't warm up a little bit, you know, they just get ready. We got actually nipples That's what I was gonna yeah you said I'm like that dry I'm not here I'm the black Jarsine yeah, yeah Watch when they go when they go back to I like he looks like you just walked out of a volcano Doing this I Drink in a gov off a flip flop Jesus Mark garnered that's a thing There's a thing though about I think Jarsine you were seeing that he's actually from a show Tattoo's brother Right Brian you hear me I caught him as she's scary Oh my god those tattoos that Thai has are the most painful apparently they that's those tapping style But they do it that ancient way where they tap it in with a stick in the stick yeah Takes like six years.

46:56Yeah, look at it. It's all over his body his legs Yeah, it goes up to his ass. You gotta be a crazy motherfucker to get that done You know, have you seen these things now like what the rich athletes are doing is they're getting they get and put under and getting Full body that's a motion post did that. Oh, that's a no shit. That's fucking post -molded that. Oh, post I think he just went out for like eight hours. Let's light now this god damn post is that fine? Of that's true. I thought it was a good idea if you if you don't mind being knocked unconscious by doctors That's just so then I'm not really interested in that and these is nothing worse for you.

47:29It's definitely not good for you Yeah, I'm about yeah, Rosina Jarsine you definitely has tattoos Some Bobby Green style tattoos. Oh, you know, honestly, I think you just got shimmery skin well Ah Let's not talk about these things Let's talk about the fight itself Time is Ties being look how fucking patient tattooy vases respect. Yeah, that's what that is. That's respect for the power of It's also like he's sort of like You know, he's had some losses where he got caught and so he's you know figured out what went wrong in the serial gun fight Calculated yeah a little more calculated fight a little smarter and then you know when shit gets wild You know he's gonna throw it in his DNA Yeah, like you can only be controlled for so long then he just has that fucking Maui warrior right to come out Which also leads to a lot of chaos ready wins that should have you wait.

48:24Yeah, but that's also why we love them Yeah, that overhand right from Rosenstruck could be a very serious problem He's fucking good man. He's is is is bit look at that timing of like moving away from that low kick He's got that Derek Lewis power man. Oh, well, he's the one who split Alster over him face open You ever see that no that's the craziest picture in all of them and made damage He hit Alster with our looping right hand and caught him on the face ripped his lip clear open to his nose Yeah, that's Tarzinho You know The end of the fight there was like a few seconds left in the fight and he leaps and catches him with a hook like on the face Buses mouth open.

49:05It was crazy. You know the most brutal knockout when over him got knocked out by Francis Yes, it was like a looney -toon upper cut and his neck goes Definitely the most brutal look at that. That's the most brutal. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy That's his lip that was his lip when Georgie and your broke his face open. That's crazy man. Yeah, that looks like hamburger meat Back in the old days. He would just have a list for the rest of his life They wouldn't even sew that shit up. You think that's more brutal than the than the fly and me from From game Brit. Oh, again That's good. That's arguable. That's arguable good point.

49:40You know what the difference you know the I They're both brutal, but remember Alster over him is a K1 world champion striker Right, he's fucking neck rights and the uppercuts so brutal like because Ben's down he's shooting and you see that flying news so fast It's definitely won one a1b That fucking over that uppercut over him eight from and it's Francis from downtown. I'm just fucking no doubt Cool power. How much would you have loved to see saucy over him versus Francis? saucy the old days the good old times before there was sophisticated drug testing the good old times like when Alster over him fought Brock Lesnar Oh, okay, you imagine all saucy Francis That would make way saucy Francis wouldn't make way Francis cuts weight on the match to get to 65 upper limit no The limit to 65 is the limit no fatties no fatties and you see no fatties There's no so it's so dumb.

50:40They'll never be a UFC butter bean. No sir But the thing is there could be and this is my thought my thought is there should be no limitation for the heavyweight division and just open it wide open and have a 225 have a mid division I would I would have fought it 225 Cuz I've I'd weigh in around 234. I was always smaller. Oh smaller and then there's these guys like semi -shilt Has like seven feet tall three hundred pounds cut down. You have a guy like steep A or DOSANTE Yeah, DOSANTE owes me like all surround two thirty two forty fighting two C25 pound weight difference big difference And real 25.

51:17Yeah when it's muscle your fun. So they can't do a super heavyweight They should they should just do a heavyweight like a Instead of like making another one two sixty five and above because there is not enough It's like we were talking about the the talent pool like the talent pool in the heavyweight division is not nearly as deep It's like the 155 pound division because there's a lot of dudes away 155 That are elite fighters not a lot of dudes at two sixty five that are elite fighters also if the if you're two Let's say you're two twenty six and over in your athletic you ain't fighting for a living you playing the NFL You're you're playing you're making more attractive options that are gonna give you a That are big aren't going to you.

51:55Yeah, especially if you're tall like why would you do this to yourself when you could just fucking shoot three's Yeah, you get cheaters basketball. Yeah, I want to wear a fur coat bitch But drop a bagotti. I don't get my fucking face kicked on TV too big fuck that So it's like it's hard for the you have to be a crazy person to want to do this and then we have no options But that when when you are a crazy person that's also an elite athlete look how far you go correct, you know If you think about like some of the guys that are in the UFC now like now that it's like becoming a choice for like young athletes They like they they realize you can actually get famous and that like suits you more than like playing a sport It is it's a it's a weird trade because yeah, you might be more famous and recognizable But you know get the same money true and you know, but if you don't get it money Like if you don't give a fuck About this other sports like if you're a kid right and you're growing up and you you know Your brother gets you into moi tie and you start doing moi tie and you start fucking people up in moi tie And you want to learn wrestling and do MMA like you don't give a fuck who's winning the basketball game You're interested in moi tie.

52:59You're interested in fucking people up. Yeah, that's what you're gonna pursue. Yeah, you know, it just you know I got a ton of friends most of those guys don't come through a competitive athletic background like a high school program You know some sort of you know college program. It's also not encouraged though, right? Because you're not gonna go to college get education if you're fucking kicking dudes in the face Right so parents aren't encouraging it and both of these cats. We're looking at right now I'm in flatlined on TV in front of the world. Yeah, both of these guys nobody wants that right So you have to be a special type of person that can take it and KO'd in front of the world like Jarsine you did and bounce back with no problems at all, but also think about it if you're 265 pounds Yeah, there's again with with fighting it so tough.

53:40There's just no avenue really either so parents aren't gonna encourage it No, so who would you say is the best athlete heavy right now? I'll tell you I think at heavyweight the dude different the dude that John Sarah gone. Yeah, so long. Sarah guns are very good athlete. He's very he's so light on his feet. I think Tom abs knows oh It's good. That's good possibility to it. Ty just caught him, huh? Oh, oh see now now Ty's gonna turn it on So this is like patient ties out the window and now it's wild tie. It's also like he's a race car birding You know race fuel that that bitch is good run out fast.

54:14What's also he heard him so now he knows he can hurt him And he's got all seat he's pressing you got count he got countered there though. Yeah, Jarsineo Jarsineo is good man. Their tie has a fucking chin. He's got a chin. What a chin. He's got he takes an incredible shot But it's like you just can't get reckless with Jarsineo. He's very polished. I always think too if you're like on the bigger end like Ty you should get stomach tattoos. It looks so much better. I think He doesn't have Derek Lewis power because that would Derek Lewis would have finished. No, no, nobody has Derek No, nobody has Derek most knockouts and heavy.

54:47Oh, sure. Yeah blasted there. He got Bro Derek has the kind of power that Francis was hesitant to exchange with him Derek will put you to sleep. He puts everybody sleep that Curtis blades knockout when he hit him with that upper Cut dude How about the Volkov fight? He was losing the fight and we were just saying that he could knock him out with any punch and then boom And then he says I had to knock that motherfucker out for Donald Trump. Yeah Nice to hurt people Derek. Oh, yeah, so that's really good dude. He's a great guy If he doesn't like you, then he would like to fuck you up. Yeah, I mean, no problem with that.

55:22No problem with do it You ever follow his Instagram? It's just yeah, it's amazing people getting hurt He's okay You know he drives the fucking Lamborghini. Yeah, small one though. Not like the eventador is a hurricane Herkons a badass car man. It's not meant for big guys Like I can't fit in. Oh, he can't fit in it. No, fuck not. He must have special. Oh, he hurt himself. Oh, oh shit Oh, Ty hurt his knee or something. Yeah, it looked like he hurt something after that kick like he isn't pain man And he stepped back. Yeah, man. He stepped back like limping in agony. Yeah, what happened? Oh His knees fucked up.

55:59Look at him something's wrong. Yeah Fuck what happens boys are swinging this is what we wanted though This is crazy that I was just barely walking a few steps ago Look at him now. He's fucking gone. What a fucking animal dude something happened I wish we could hear the commentary because I feel oh, we're gonna see it in the lower corner. I think it was a check man. I think you checked it Nope, oh, it's his actual leg. Oh my god. It's above the ankle. It's broke. Do you see that it was bent? No, no, no, I don't think so No, big he couldn't walk on it. I think when he threw that kick he fucked up his left knee.

56:35I if I can't see that I can't see it again Or they hit one of those nerves, you know what I'm saying? I don't think it didn't look it's hard because it's that little square But what it looked like to me was like a lot like the aspirin all thing like when he threw the kick and the supporting leg gave out Not as bad though because he's no no no whatever Not nearly as bad so if it if there were structural damage. There's no way he I think he like he might have let hyper extended There's two bones there, right? I don't think it's a bone thing dude I think he threw a kick and I think his left leg gave out.

57:02Mm -hmm. I think his supporting leg gave out Because sometimes when you throw a kick if you're not pivoting enough you put all the pressure on you I actually blew my ACL out kicking the bag when I was 21 So I know the the injury specifically I don't know that's what happened Yeah, but that's a lot a lot of times that's what happens to guys is they'll blow out the supporting leg That's an aspirin all when he threw a kick he blew out of support, right? Didn't he yeah? Yeah, yeah And that's gonna that man that's gonna mess with his With his ladder removed it all depends on what actually happened like I can't tell what happened because he doesn't look where he's limping Yeah, like it's not the less we could let no oh see look at wiggled a little bit there He might have a torn ACL because like when he tries to move to the side that's when he fills it He might have a torn ACL, but let me tell you something There's dudes fighting in the UFC at a high level that have torn ACLs.

57:51Well, they don't have one at all They don't have it at all they have torn completely torn. I know for a fact. I don't want to give them up But I know two dudes that have completely played this whole NFL career without one Rico Rodriguez was the UFC heavyweight champion You know torn ACL Rico was like one of the first Machado black belts and you can manage it like I've I've had a torn meniscus since I was an ultimate fighter But it's yeah, but meniscus is a different thing because it's not structural It's so I'm just saying you can you can deal with it, but certain ones you can deal with like MCL gonna be tough But the thing about the ACL that's a real problem is it's the stability Yeah, you know because it wiggles around a lot So there's a lot of guys they strengthen their hamstrings you do it up.

58:30It's never the same as here Here it is. So let's see what happened so Oh, so DCs doing our play by play. Let's see they might not even cover they have to it's a big deal I would certainly oh look at that roses truck left hand. Oh, oh dude. He had him with some combinations There it is seat left leg wash. Yep supporting leg Oh, maybe not nope Maybe hurt the right foot or or he hit his foot top the top of his foot on his knee It could have been either one. It's hard to say because I don't think it's true me like he was Bobbling around on the left leg. That's what it looked like to me But maybe he would DC would know better because he could listen to the corner It looks like you just hurt his foot out of the way seems okay now.

59:14He seems okay now Like he's not walking bad at all now if it was ACL structural his big ass Yeah, but dudes have blown ACLs out and kept fighting I know multiple guys who have fought they would they blew their knee out the fatigue a dillshaw when he fought When he beats handhagen right same thing blew out his ACL super early in the fight. How about how about Strictly that motorcycle accident he didn't have like a quad. Yeah, it's one of his luck. That's why he doesn't wrestle on Wow, I'm so fucking pumped for this made events. I really yeah, I'm so pumped I think is he going blow through this guy dude.

59:43I really hope he wins. I kind of need him to win dude I'm telling you trick is is a puzzle that's tough to solve his timing is so weird Strickling kind of figured it out though. I thought strictly me. Yeah, but listen, you know he reminds me of is that dude Remember when is he fought a kind of can a deer can a deer can a deer? Jerron he reminds me of him where he's like just that kind of Unorthodox bull in the china Always forward bigger guy But Jared is the only guy that's fought successfully and had chaos at heavyweight light heavyweight and in a way Jared is as big as you can get to be one master dog.

1:00:16He's finally getting a good fight again I thought that last fight was bullshit. We just stopped that fight. That was one of the worst premature style Jared can He gave him a good fight. I was I was so scared. I was that was when I was real scared. It is he was gonna lose that dude He thought though is it very fucking good that a boost guy. Yeah, very who do know who was it? No, it wasn't him Who was it that Jared can a deer just lost to definitely no tattoos? It wasn't a boost. It was another guy that other guy That's really good Russian cat. Yes What's that? Is it email? Yes, savage. He's fucking good.

1:00:50Wait, but who they gave can a near uh Who's can a near his next he has a good fight. Yes Yeah, I do from brazil. I do the bad one. Let's get five. That was a bad mother. That's the one. I said it was ties to totally my broken Oh, he broke his toe toe. We can work with damn it How long is that that fight so wow from now? How long does that fight? What is it for next? Oh? Oh, so they pulled out Jared pull out Oh, no, he's saying tie -to -voss is toe Oh, yeah, so tie -to -voss is toe. Oh, I thought you were saying Jared can a near -brook is toe. Oh Oh, so that's what it was in that fight. Yeah, that's interesting.

1:01:28Yeah, he hit it right on the top of the knee That's a terrible fucking injury. It's toe by the big one Those injuries suck so hard he only has big toe He's five big toe you ever had a turf toe Hmm you ever broken your your big toe? No, doctor. There's nothing they they're just like yeah, we're sandals. They don't do anything I've fucked it up real bad once though and I broke the top of my foot like here on an elbow. Oh, yeah Shit, there's nothing you can do they put in a split. Yeah, I've had an ingrown toe now Fucking terrible no punk. Yeah, yeah, I have a lump on one of my feet that still hurts every time I do yoga Because I have to lay it flat because it's it would it broke and it would lie outside it lifted up to you know every time I have the lay flat on it that broken ass bone like they won't do nothing for your for your cox Your what your cox is he broke your tick no no no your cox The smallest bone you have your spine is we're all the way at the bottom.

1:02:34Oh, you don't like it. You're right between the but you bro I don't even think I have one of those about that. Oh, it's probably not I've been on and haven't But if you crack it, they just got a tailbone they don't do anything for it. Never heels right. Yeah Brenn shop how many times you think you've been kicked in the nuts Not many no Gonzaga kick me. That's about it. What about in training? Not not a ton really now man Well, it's never too late. Let's get the party started one thing that I'm amazed in MMA is why more dudes don't wear those tie cups Those steel tie cups You can wear a steel cup which I think is crazy It's crazy.

1:03:14You can wear a tie fighters and they fight they wear a steel cup So they have this steel thing that sucks around your balls, you know dick and they tie it down with ropes It goes up your ass like a G strength is not about comfortable. It's about like protect your fucking dick And your balls from that but here's the thing man. It's a let you remember a mere end of already. Yeah Miran of Arty was training with us at legends and one time he mounted me and he got me in the grapevine and stuck his His neck his metal dick into my sternum But it's also painful. It's like dude. This is hard, but you'll think it's also an advantage too with arm bars Oh you just a leverage point so with arm bars.

1:03:53It's like having a rock to bend the person's arm off of Instead of it and also like it hurts to put it against your dick That's the dirty truth about arm bars if you have an arm bar in and your nut is in the wrong spot Like if you're pulling some dudes elbow down your nuts in the wrong spot If fucking hurts dude you're getting an arm bar. Please say these dudes don't they wear no cups at all No, no, they don't have to wear cups. They wear the plastic ones. But there's an op Well, I think the best cup for training is those diamond MMA cups Those are the shit because they they figured out the perfect thing with compression shorts And this like really hard plastic, but like soft outer area where like settles in to like exactly The problem with those is they move around a lot, but yeah these don't those diamond ones don't but the difference of the steel one Is the steel ones a fucking weapon if somebody kicks you in the nuts You're kicking a chunk of metal down side you're in a thong though the entire fight.

1:04:47I don't mind I would I would 100 % take that if someone kicks me and they hit iron. Yeah, I feel you And if you can mount someone and do what a what a mirror did to me like you ride that shit in your chest I didn't I didn't wear a cup when I trained. I didn't give a fuck. I thought that's crazy I thought about that when I saw that I was like that is like everybody Kenny Florey and used to wear one Are you allowed to grab that rope? No, no, no, that's the other thing. Why does anybody wear shorts? Why don't why don't everybody wear a tie? I know I agree Why we mean is how many fights or is a guy complaining?

1:05:19Because I agree we shouldn't have fucking shorts. Yeah, you know they've Anderson Fistilva figured that shit out a long time ago Where it tights so did pro wrestling. Why do you want some shit? We're so like you grab Have some shit where no one can grab it has to be like you don't want to lag a thing right? Yeah, it has to be that the fucking peace hang I think you're old school like V -Tore belt Panda Lake that's soon going I wear a thong like bird christia at the pool. Yeah I'll just have one of those things with like all those little frayed pieces Yo, you ever see Dennis Alexio fight No Dennis Alexio was a kickbox who used to fight in a grass skirt.

1:05:59Oh damn. It was a bad mother fucker You'd have to be dude. He was good. This is the early days. See if you can find Jamie find Dennis Alexio K .O. Highlight. He was actually in kickboxer with John Claude Van Damme He was the brother that died Oh, the one who killed the brother boy. Yeah, he has to avenge his brother. Yeah, that was Dennis Alexio What country is that oh you got paralyzed right? paralyzed that's right. This is Dennis Alexio bro Dennis Alexio was a fucking beast dude nasty kickbox. He's the real deal. Oh dude. He was nasty But you got to see how he fights fights with a grass skirt on look.

1:06:35He's head kicking dudes with a grass skirt on You know, wow this is those big like Pony tree bro. He was vicious too man vicious K .O. artist What was this is the early? He was just a wild man just decided to wear a grass skirt He was pretty good in that movie. Oh, he was good. He was a good kickboxer though dude in the early days When you know kickboxing like was still evolving there was still they were starting the leg kick And he was like one of the first guys that was like the victim of leg kicks don the dragon Wilson fucked him up with leg kicks That this is that fight right here. This is like they're showing him beating Don up But Don beat him up with leg kicks and ultimately that was the big factor in this fight That was just what we were seeing here is just highlights but Don was like one of the first of the American kickboxers Rick Rufus was the first that figured out like the value of leg kicks But this guy Dennis Alexio man imagine getting your ass kicked by a dude a grass skirt Damn There everything changed when the the ties came over to America when that tie dude fought Rick Rufus everything changed everybody was like when black guys got into baseball You know a baby who thought he's the shit and then a Cuban guy's like let me see that thing Bro, have you ever seen that video the most uh the day Kickboxing changed like the most I think it's called the most important fight in kickboxing and it's uh It's Rick Rufus versus this tie guy.

1:08:03It's tie Rick Rufus catches him in the beginning may rock some Rufus do fucked up He was hitting him with like jumping hook kicks and shit. He had this dude fucked up But the tie guy survived and the tie guy just kept chopping at his legs Chopping at his legs and Americans didn't do like it didn't know what it was in our ship. They thought it was cheap We thought it was a cheap thing to do like what do you kick in the middle of shin you know very? Oh, kicking legs now. Yeah, it was a is an insane fight Do how many things fight to change the world of MMA and it's true because This guy that was fighting Rick Rufus his brother Duke Rufus is one of the greatest MMA coaches of all time So Duke Rufus who was also world champion kickboxer He kind of learned about the kickboxing game from his brother getting lit up by this tie guy It changed everybody's perception of like what's effective and tie guys were hitting trees Look at this man.

1:08:57Look at that. He just starts chopping at those legs And he just ricked in and understand how to protect them So he just thought he would just keep hitting him with like jumpspin and back kicks and shit But now he's on rubber legs man And there's those fancy ass pants on and that tie dude has been kicking tires since he was six So this is early this is early he heard him bad. He heard him that Rick Rufus was really good man You have to understand like to us like Rick Rufus was our representative flashy kickbox and style But he heard him again What's that again beaten his ass? But this tie dude's probably had 200 fucking fights and he knows how to survive I'm showing the promo for the sphere event right now.

1:09:35Oh the promo's for the sphere Most expensive you anyway that anybody who's a fan of striking should watch that fight because this fight Changed our understanding of what's effective in MMA because Rick Rufus was as good as it gets for a guy who kicks above the waist And we realized like oh my god leg kicking is giant because you never had another super super elite above the waist kickboxer Fight a moi tie guy Changed the game change the game Think about all the things that dudes that were like good for us that we that we didn't do because we was gay Like all cardio's gay and now nutrition's gay Tell you kids you know how about Loma Chanko is dad tells him to learn how to dance for two years You can't box for two years once they learn traditional Ukrainian dance Ukraine you get dancing and to dance in it Did it work?

1:10:27Yeah, yeah, it's footwork. It's greatest footwork ever Not even there's not even a close time gold medalist Like there's great foot like peronel wittaker had great footwork Floyd Mayweather had great job But nobody have that kind of footwork his kind of footwork. No, I'm gonna think of a ghost. It's a dance It's a dance. He's dancing with you and he's moving in a way that you can't keep up You're not gonna be able to you can't move that way You know you can't move the way he does and his dad was right I mean, it's so hard to tell a kid to do that to abandon it But that this like certain him kid years off Like judo right like here's a thing if you learn judo when you're a kid you learn judo when you're like six years old And then you get to be like 25 you've been doing judo your whole life like you can do things that my body can't move that way It just can't move that way because I never grew up doing that But if you grow up doing that you could he grew up moving his feet in a way that you can't keep up with And he's like in front of you you're throwing a punch thing.

1:11:30He's over here and he's punching you And you're gonna turn towards him and now he's over here and you're missing here and he's popping you with an uppercut He's behind you he's pushing you into the ropes Tying off on you in a combination and girls you're not used to you're T .J. Dillish. I went to his camp to work with him Yeah, and was like he's just like throwing me toying around with me at first And he's like and I was going pretty hard and then he turned to eyes like bro that angles the mood like Out swing he's gone. Yeah, T .J. It was like he wanted to get really fuck me up, but he was really happy didn't Okay, hell yeah That UFC no cha and then it's but it's presented by the Saudis.

1:12:04It's confusing right? Well, it's um it's re odd season is doing a bunch of different events And so they're a part of this no cha UFC because it's such you this is a completely unique experience This is not just the fights On the screens is gonna be the history of Mexican combat sports So it's this crazy multimedia experience. So they brought in re odd season look I'm can you watch it from a street? No, man. I bet on the outside. No hell and that has something. It's got to have someone outside. Does it have something in the outside? I'm just gonna have that design of the UFC thing just for you.

1:12:38You can't get it for free How many haters are gonna be out there going live stream in the wall? Yeah, hell no Maybe they should maybe show you to replace it a knockouts or whatever. I'm excited to see what it looks like It's on Twitter already That thing is that thing is hard to like why wouldn't they put whatever they put online? Why wouldn't they just put it on the dome too? It takes like 10 20 million bucks minimum just to make the design to put on the outside It's the most then they're only doing it once it's gonna be super special. They're never going back I think they said they've already spent 19 million dollars Dana said this would be a one in done event.

1:13:12They'll never do that. They do the apex. By the way, I don't believe that Once you start it's actually worth it to continue to do things at the sphere because it costs so much money for the technology and to put your stuff into it But they don't make enough money listen But that's why everybody that's doing it does residencies and not just one -offs Yeah, it's literally to transfer your files into their thing. It's vast sums of money. Listen to you see goes back Listen me. Yeah, if Trump wins they're going back. Oh, yeah, they've Trump Trump plans really they're gonna do one at the sphere. They're going back.

1:13:45That's gonna at least be an annual thing It's gonna be all like American card That would be fucking Come on Miss can independence week is a brilliant marketing move. Oh, it's great But you know cannellas fighting that is we get the same day. Yeah, that's his weekend. Where's he at T -Mobile? Yeah, so he's at T -Mobile in the Earth's sphere Yeah, yeah, I can tell you which one, you know, I mean cannellas well, but Damn, they don't even do that much for mexicans in Texas The thing about the cannella fight is it's for sure gonna take some of the steam off of the cannella fight I want to see that I anytime look I think cannello is one of the greatest of all time I'm like to watch I want to see that guy fight until he's done I'd like to fight Benavides You also get why he's not this young lion Bigger he's like what pay me 200 mil yeah, no, he's like all right.

1:14:37I've nothing to gain from it Well, he's at this end of his career stage, you know like he's he's basically he wants to collect that big money and That's a smart there. Yes, that's my thing also like the b -vol fight was a little bit of a wake -up call I think that those 175 pounders Especially b -vol he's super skillful and younger and less damage and all the above You know, but I like I want to see cannell cannell versus Crawford honestly. That's what I want to see and I know the Crawford You know, he's only won the title of 54 and 68's another giant jump above that. I know I get it But I just think that guy's so fucking slick and so good So talented and he'll rise to that fight and knowing that he's gonna be fighting a guy like cannell That's a legend and this is his chance to put the big stamp on his career and maybe wins that fight Is no arguing where he to go, but that's the problem with boxing.

1:15:31They don't do it. Yeah But I think the Saudi the Saudis can do that. I think they can make that happen with the right money It doesn't do their it's monopoly money man. They see it's fun coup boxing those folks boxing is the argument against UFC fighters Have a more power. Yes correct right correct. It's weird that way. Yeah, how so Because it because they can pick and choose the fights they want to do right But that's a smart thing to do for your career That's what I'm saying, but it's not the entertaining thing to do always it's like it's also not the competitive I think the Saudis are the solution to that.

1:16:03Oh, they come along with the chatter Like let's go time to fury one of my practices got to his first fight ever We see the fuck else is gonna let you do that. So this fighter start getting to the point where they can pick the fight they want then they then Then they pick a bad fight. Yeah, I don't know. I'm off But you can't say that because that's some guys like is he never did that true, you know Robert Whitaker doesn't do that Robert Whitaker will literally fight anybody anytime. He really will he'll it'll take any fight They offer him fight. I might a fucking fighting. Yeah, but he'll fucking do it But the caveat with with his argument the one guy actually made life changing money I'm talking like boxing money like canela's McGregor He made his money after boy.

1:16:41He made it in the same fight. He made it in boxing right right But he did come back and he did fight who he wanted to see him fight. I want to see him fight. That's could be Could be first well, but he we don't want to fight him. Well, no the first fight. Oh, right That was the could be fight. Yeah, yeah, and then Dustin was after that. Yeah, you're right the could be fight was That was the big one because that was we would we're gonna find out who's the best because when you when you see the Adi Alarez fight you see the cowboy fight when Conner's on you know look It's hard to say where he's at now with the injury and all that jazz But I like to look at fighters the same way I like to look at BJ pen when I talk about his career I always tell everybody if you want to take into account all the greatest fighters that have ever lived You have to look at BJ pen during a very specific run during the Sean Shirk Joe daddy Stevenson BJ pen was one of the baddest motherfuckers that ever lived during that time period It's just you can't sustain that it's just it's just your body your brain everything It's just it's too hard fate or in his prime Unstoppable fate or that fought croak -hop fate or the fought Nugera Unstoppable there's there's a time when a fighter is an I understand silver.

1:17:53Yeah, I think run you got to look at them there That's how you have to look that yeah, that's it. That's the only way I look at silver run might be the greatest of No Anderson Silva's run was magic. I mean, I mean the way he dominated. Yeah, almost everyone Yes, and no that the argument be is he? Yeah, is he's runs pretty fucking impressive. They're very close, but Anderson had the division had more division more victories in the division But Anderson also have a thing that he was doing to people where it looked like he was doing magic He was doing magic on you like when he caled V -tor I Remember Eddie Bravo and I have a conversation about this.

1:18:30He was like can you front kick someone in the face and I was like You can but I don't recommend it. I was like I don't recommend it I don't I've never done it. I've like kicked a lot of people in the face I never front kicked in but in the face Spartan kicked me while who teaches him how to do it allegedly Steven to go Fuck off He's like I told you that kick and so Anderson not just front kicks a dude in the face But front kicks one of the greatest one of the most vicious of all time V -tor bell for it one of the most Greatest KO artists in the history of sport. If you look at highlight reels of KO's V -tor bell for it has Starched so many people and that was TRT V -tor to know that was not TRT V -tor It was not it was pre -TRT V -tor.

1:19:14He becomes TRT V -tor after that. He gets My favorite if you look at the the V -tor in that find he looks like V -tor who played football in college, but now he works at the steel mill But he don't look like the V -tor the fought Luke Rockwell who had muscles on his teeth. Yeah Not can do his eyes out. So he was insane So confident like basically a silverback gorilla. Yo, I saw Bruce Buffer's brother. What's the name Michael? Michael I saw him do it. He announced the last the last Crawford fight Man, he's he's like 90 Yeah, he's older. It's like the pop ain't there. He doesn't say let's get ready to rumble no more.

1:20:00He doesn't no He says something it depends on the network. Yeah Oh He gets paid and he that's why Bruce Buffer does all the work. He does every fight. Bruce is a different animal Different is our guy Give me some of this give me some Bruce give me some Bruce here. Let me hear this motherfucker Trying to get you to do I don't care. I want to hear some volume This dude's giving me goosebumps like a hundred times. He's the best when he says No Tori And when it gets in their face Alex Poiton and they got that lighting right now they've made some What do they do if something happens there? Nobody does what he does the fall off is real give me a little volume Give me a little volume keep that volume on a little bit in the background.

1:20:52They're getting some trouble. Oh, yeah Yeah, you tubes real My listen you tubes tougher than ever. Bro Dan Hardy's going hard with tattoos lately. I hope Dan I hope hooker wins this fight so bad. He Dan Hardy. I did I Know I'm really shot out to Dan Hardy Dan Hardy's got some good breakdowns the war room You ever listen to his breakdowns on YouTube very very intelligent lizard brain Full reptile. Yeah I love that shit name no Lizard brain might be better. Was there brain media? Yeah, I like hooker man bro Dan hooker people have to remember Dan Hooker went blow for blow with Dustin Poirier in his prime It was a fight where it was like really a toss up at the end of it and Dustin Dustin wind up with the decision, but it was a fucking war.

1:21:41This is such a tough matchup And then he had the Chandler fight where he just got caught Chandler's little fucking pit bull trying to make his you know It's opening statement and he made it with a fucking double explanation point But Dan hooker is really good dude really good super skillful Well, he just fucking super skill and tough as nails. Dude. He broke his arm in the last fight didn't say a word kept punch the dude with it Yeah, I talked to him after is it all this is just a scratch might He's a beast. I was like what's going on your arm. Yeah, he's one of my faves But Gamrott his wrestling is top of the food chain match up for hooker not necessarily man because hookers knees They're so damn oh Gamrott's catching them with punches hookers knees are such a danger when you're shooting because they come with no telegraph And he he's got great hip flexibility like the way he can throw that front kick the body is smooth He is like the way he moves his legs is very it's it's It's very effective especially with the knees up the middle hooker does he fight softball to he fights you both ways get switched it up hooker Went from no tattoos to just a whole ton of tattoos and I guarantee you hitting Oh, there's Gamrott Gamrott got the got the takedown.

1:22:57Oh, wow. No amazing. I can keep an influence man amazing balance Yeah, look hooker got his whole legs tattooed down to legs fucking hurt Yeah, let's even get up. He's getting up. He's the kid. Well, they knew what was coming right if you're taking a fight with a guy like Gamrott Who's like one of the most smothering guys in the vision cut his eye to pray with a headbutt of it That isn't problem the headbutts in these like closed cranes with some of them a little on purpose Well, but look what could be started bro You know, I mean you look what could be does but like they're all there's so many guys like that now Did I have that style?

1:23:40such an effective style He didn't do it. I thought he was gonna I thought he was gonna like wrap his legs up with his legs This is big man, he could be the Dan hooker getting up to his feet is very big. Oh he just landed right in Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's tight. That's tight. Oh, I gotta get it. Oh, I gotta get it tight Oh, good defense good defense by hooker very nice butterfly control posture Okay, those butterflies going good defense clear your cobwebs Damn camera smothering smothering Sometimes referee would just stop you know, you just keep punching with anot land in the rough Yeah, but then is the problem if he dumped out his gas tank trying to make it happen.

1:24:18It didn't happen That's what you have to hope for for hooker. Mm -hmm. Yeah, three rounds, but hooker's so tough man He's so tough. I think I'm also he's like felt the sting of these like disappointing losses and it's just today off right? Yeah, just off but still like think about all of the air man, right? All of air was off for a long time and then put it all together true I'm you know, I'm not counting Dan hooker out man. Look at this. He's back up to his feet again No, hookers is tough as they come dude. He's back up to his feet. This is big because camera and empty the gas tank trying to stop him Yeah, poker needs to go to work and not get caught man.

1:24:51He looks good dude. Hey does Oh, I mean camera looks like he's slowing down a little bit But he emptied out a lot of energy trying to finish that fight there Oh, we got clip let's go hooker Come on Up for good and then goes bro dad hooker dad hooker. Let's go Here we go. Oh, oh, let's a sloppy sloppy shot. Oh hammer fist No, you should keep moving and I do this now keep moving. Yeah, keep moving But he's want he wants to punish him. I think he feels he's fatiguing. Yeah, I think camera. Yeah, I think he's fatiguing I think reverse Realize it let's go. Come on Dan hooker. Come on Dan hooker. Let's go.

1:25:56Come on Kick up the middle here. Oh, he just looked at the clock clock Five Oh, bro, camera. He's tough as shit. He took some shots. He took some shit too. He took them back and both of them do this Card's been fucking good. Yeah, the whole way. I should look kind of trash on paper Did it? I thought this fight was very good. This this fight's great. What else is what's the rest of the card from here out? Well, then you got the Jamie, we got we got co -main event. Yeah, cuz it's the third fight. So that comment event made event this is the co -main Yes, you got Cversick and I care for right. Yeah, this is not coming right now, and then you got Izzy DDP Why isn't you just doing the Olympics?

1:26:48That's a good question because break down. Yeah, break down is more important. Did you see that lady from Australia? They banned it now Because that one lady. Yeah, so this fucking cut The way she got it is her her husband is the head of the committee For break down right she started to foundation and then block funding from all the from everybody else Let's go. I saw it's I saw some girl was I call it but before you feel bad for going so bad on this lady And she said that story. She's like she blocked funding just so she could go right you know It's a problem if the head the break dance commas a white dude or just This white dudes that I know that are really good break dancers the point is like it's a Fence it's an offense to actual break dancers that that lady did that The actual break dancers which I follow stance elements on Instagram you ever follow those guys You see like the real high -level break dancers.

1:27:45Oh, that is It's like athletic art. Yeah athletic art form. We're right William Montgomery world class break down. Sure the fuck up Shut the fuck up Not the way he hugs You would have convinced me if I had never hugged him. I totally thought I was gonna get at least one you got The side control by camera you got me. I just didn't have time to say anyway, dude I don't agree 10 9 Gamera that first round. No, no, I don't think so either No, who said that but it may be I could see maybe because he did get him down a bunch of times But but I think it was close it was close fight But this is a big move this is a big move for Gamera real early in the round like this 350 to go and he's got side control already Gamera can't fucking submit you yeah, you get you got to be real careful Grappler high -level grappler super strong on top when when you get a guy like this and he gets on top That's when you're fucked because they're so good at holding these kind of positions It's also impossible to get up especially not near the cage Mm -hmm cage walk and he'll go back to half guard if you think he's losing you up Yeah, sucks these guys that are like really good at these like side control mount half guard positions They they're always looking for what you're gonna do next and they're preparing for it and like if they know they can pass your Guard they'll put themselves back in your guard just so they can control you and hold you down and use your leg as like an anchor and then look at right back Oh, we got a choke here.

1:29:08Yeah, this is dangerous guys easy to pass to oh he got lost it good job Dan Hooker's tough man. He's got good defense, but he's got to get the fuck out of here I like hooker in butterfly who makes something happen here Well, what he's got to do is get feet on hips and get some separation You're this guy's a better grappler Hands always got some cuts man bad cut, but he's like a great white shark There he goes good good scramble. Don't keep on keep on cool stop don't stop there don't get reckless don't get reckless We can't stop there, but you can't give up your back. Yeah There's a back there's a balancing act, right?

1:29:41Let's what Corey Santa Hagen did a good job giving up his back With all he trained him he was in jeopardy, but he cost him some rounds It did but I liked the way he was going real high when dude got his back. You go real high up up on him and roll Back up just feet This is damn two to go to 50 come on hooker. Let's go Dan Hooker. Oh nice uppercut by camera. That was sweet I got a piss so bad, but there's no way I'm going right now Just hanging there never oh Left hook is the body See so this is a good example right that was a lot of control, but not a lot of damage on the ground, right? But you would say he's winning the round for sure And last in last And then you got to give it to hooker correct because hookers doing the act like right there It's also the number one thing they score is damaged exactly and there was not a lot of damage on the ground It was a lot of control control and I think controls like third On the and like look at the aggression to like hookers pushed in the action here.

1:30:38You just needs to land something Something big. Yes, like the first round. Yeah, but one thirty to goes a lot. It's a lot of time. Oh, yeah. Oh Nice shot. Oh, that's time. Oh, oh Oh, if he's rolling that's deep. Oh, there we go, baby get his neck. Don't do it again though. Don't go card. Don't go guard Don't try to pull guard This is not good get out of this get out of the Chevy hips head down. Yeah, get out of this head down Get the fuck out of there. Don't accept this. Don't accept you gotta not accept this because if you got to this point This would be amazing if he on the initial shot. No nice elbows.

1:31:12These are big Yeah, there Did they get rid of that 12 to 6 they did right? Did is it official 100 % our all commissions honoring it? You know, it's another nice elbow that next there too. Yeah, I don't get what that elbow or Yeah, he's trying to fit that elbow in on that and he's also threatened the neck would make some get back up just It's back up again. And isn't it what you tell me like it's exhausting to have somebody's weight on you like It's also exhausting trying to take a guy down and you can't that's why a lot of guys don't grapple There's nothing more exhausting than shooting. Yeah, Gamrott is just bleeding Dan hookers energy.

1:31:51They're both bleeding each other's energy because this is a incredibly grueling way to fight But I'd say more energy was put out on Gamrott side. Yeah, for sure It's also like Dan hookers more of a threat on the feet big. Yeah, it's a threat. He's hurt He's hurting Gamrott. Yeah, and these elbows are big man. These are big. That's why Gamrott can't finish the take down It's protected. So I can hand them those are big elbows. This is gonna be a great They rotate the rest like on a rest diet Well, you want you don't want one person to referee every fight you want to It's it is exhausting. You're moving around you have to be there.

1:32:32You have to it's kind of almost as well as like to keep it fair That too, I would think but you you get multiple fights like a guy like herb Dean who's probably the best you like three Oh, I'm in the main card. You might see herb twice. Yeah, but he doesn't you'll see but he'll do the main and it's the Depends if the heavy weights. I'm sorry. Yeah, if the main events heavy weights are usually see like Dean in there a bigger guy Yeah, you want a big guy for heavy weights for sure. So does it like ranks like herbo ever do premium fights? No, who do some prelims? No, November 1st 2024 so not yet Not yet still still legal.

1:33:05I think you should be able to do everything Knees on the ground I think knees on the ground would make it more entertaining so the grapplers get finishes more Also, like you shouldn't just be able to turtle crab position. Wow the sneak weapon crazy fight. Yeah So you can get it in the cage is legal. Wow. Just fucking shit a blade out. What if you have like glitter You're So worse than an eye poke Both sand Yeah Yeah, here it is third round come on hooker Yeah, hook and could just avoid the takedown and keep this standing And press camera does hooker need to finish here? I mean Kick it. So a body kick early in the round.

1:33:54Look at this. You might be getting out of it. You got out of it. Oh got that neck Got that neck. Yeah, I think I think that neck. Oh, it's you now go now go Back up. You feed get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Camera's good. You can't wait there. Can't rest go. It's fucking smothering man. He is fucking smother. There was that window right there man You got to go. I like how he's punching the body of those mean motherfucker 1919. I like this guy. Mike Brown is right there though with camera. Oh look hooker back up to his feet. Huge. Oh my goodness Oh my goodness. Come on dog.

1:34:24Let's go Oh Jammer like tired. Oh But he needs to do stay on his death It's gonna be interesting just to see what the scoring is Well, he certainly could have when he comes to damage I would certainly say that he's done the most damage except for the first one I definitely think it's probably one one going to this and right out the toss up But it might not be and it really depends on what they think is effective. Remember, they're also in Australia. Oh yeah Hookers hookers hometown. Yeah, but who are the judges? Do they bring him in from America? Oh, nice front kick to the body. Oh Hookers turning on a sir 330 to go as a long time man.

1:35:07That's forever Especially if Gamrod can't secure a clinch If he's gonna be forced to stand. Oh, and I like I was going to the body Dan Hookers pointed on here son Look out for those knees too. Remember those knees Oh Hookers can is Gamrod just cracked him. What's that Gamrod landed? Strikes it's even a bunch of the last yeah punch it on the ground. It's weird what they label a significant strike Yeah, I don't necessarily always agree with no what that is. I don't know how they judge that either They have a little clicker in their hand. Yeah, trick is this how do they do that? Oh, that was a nice hook Yeah, it was any guy out Hooker better turn on here man.

1:35:44Yeah hookers looks like he's fading a little bit And there's a half the round plus to go. It's just recharging. It's really hard to turn on a hooker. Oh you saw the bitch can't hold myself Live odds of switch to hookers a two to one favorite. Oh, yeah, big underdog. I like that Interesting interesting. I like how you can bet in the middle of the fight Get let's go. That's fine. Where can you do that online right? Using the Yeah, draft game probably got a promo code on draft Kings .com. Oh, there you go. Is that real download the app? Yeah, promo code Tony Yeah, what is someone get from promo code Tony?

1:36:23You bet five dollars. They'll match up to $250 in bonus right now The crown is yours would you say Jamie not available in Texas not available in Texas in California either. Oh look at this You stop to take down again Come on hookers. Let's go to work. Okay, so this is a perfect example of what I think of when I think of This is the end of the fight and the end of the fight Dan hooker is beating up camera He's chasing him down. He's walking down He's landing the better strikes and he's the one pressing the action. So in my mind. He's winning this fight I think this should count for a little more than every other round So that's why I like pride rules I feel you the last rounds more important.

1:37:05I feel yeah, it's like they've duked it out for 15 minutes Who's winning at the end? I think that counts for something. I don't think it counts for everything Oh, I like the timing of that. That was nice timing If it but if he can survive this if he can get out of this and he's got his gloves Said something mark Goddard's a good one. He's in there right now. Yeah. He's one of the best. Yeah Jason Herzog one of the best. Yeah, I love Jason. Oh look at this look at this back up to your feet Let's go Oh Oh my god that left hand straight left Oh come on he's got this Let's go baby. Let's go dog. This is another problem with the scoring system if other rounds are 10 -9 How is this one 10 -9?

1:38:02Right because this is much more dominant round for hookers got much more damage. He's closer to finishing. Yeah, it's like How do you how? How is it only 10 -9? Let's get that neck. Let's get that neck Let's get those elbows cracking. Oh, he's got a warning about the 12 -6 elbows, but more wasn't that That seemed like more like 11 p .m. To six And there's a dude on there's a dude on Twitter right now that's got three tvs He's watching this us and a football game That's how you look oh yeah hookers got away. Oh come on hookers. They give it to what if I what if I Yeah, amazing doing it right camera.

1:38:42I didn't do enough damage from the top position of in this for me What if I fucked up what if I just great fight this whole card His eyes filled with blood What if I I'm gonna take a piss and I want to be surprised by the decision It's like a little treat when he come back, you know What do you think happened? I think hooker wins hooker. Yeah. Oh There's Gamrock catching one right hand. Oh the thing that's left foot right hand thing that scares me with the judges I always hate how they tend to Go against somebody that has cuts over their eyes and blood all over their face right But but hooker had Gamrock rocked and dropped to there's a big difference Gamrock did take him down and fucked him up in the first round But the when when hooker was hitting him it was it was more significant There's more significant moments where he's in real trouble Real trouble And then also when Gamrock did shoot the takedowns his neck was in trouble.

1:39:36He had a bail on things Gamrock did catch him a few times, but overall I think hooker did more damage Have you noticed how Gamrock's left eye is like filled with blood? It's like black. It looks like yeah, and hookers left I would be a terrible UFC judge Who do you think would one that fight? I thought hooker was winning the whole time. You're more of a kid Not the first round. Okay, it's the first round. No, I mean this round. He was getting mauled on the ground I mean he did get up and he did land good shots But the amount of damage he took on the ground was pretty significant But the towards the end turns it around he almost knocked him out.

1:40:07He did hurt him. Yeah, but It's I'd have to look at it again Yeah I felt like Gamrock if there's a round the Gamrock clearly won I felt like it was the first one but you know what now that you're saying that he almost knocked him out That's the only round that's questionable. I thought he won the next two. I've had a little drink But I don't but again at the same time like when it comes to the grappling stuff I don't really know what I'm seeing Like I can't say what's amazing and what is it? Well hooker definitely threatened him a couple of times with chokes but Gamrock's take downs were awesome But hookers defense was awesome too and his ability to get back up to his feet The camera is a smothering mother fucker Here we go Oh 29 28 Gamrock is this one YouTube 29 20 no this is on UFC ESPN plus no I'm talking about us yes Dan hooker yeah Dan hooker hell yeah Dan split decision split decision what that makes it yeah we were split yeah I thought he won oh yeah me too That's a good win for him too because Gamrock's gotta be top 10 right what is the Matthias Gamrock What was he ranked before this fight you keep us five And hooker was 11 That's huge Hookers one of those guys like Charles Oliver.

1:41:39I think you know you still You got to like factor in all these different things the experience. Oh, yeah He's got some losses, but then he's got a lot of great wins too man the stuff we've seen Charles do is just insane Charles a special Dan hooker Uh split decision oh you don't do live comments What what are you doing with this stuff? I'm on YouTube. Let's be with you don't you do that man The people in the room let's not connect with folks outside that No have nothing to do with us. No you're watching us on YouTube. Yeah, what are you doing? I'm just keeping that with design guys Don't do don't do that.

1:42:19Don't do that. Yeah, I don't you don't have a good time and I don't want to put it in the room No, not why there's three other people in the room and we're also on YouTube. No Were you just watching you on YouTube right now? Yeah, bro. This is ridiculous. You want a mirror or something look guys We all make it too much of this Dan hooker what a win for hookers going on Twitter to see who thought who agreed with me. Oh Don't don't know you're watching you don't don't don't don't don't and don't and don't ever let them know you're doing that either Well, y 'all are more famous than me. It doesn't bother me.

1:42:49It doesn't matter. It's like you're dealing with crazy people Yeah, you stay as famous as you are you keep doing that Also you doing it while you just hang out Yeah, take you out of the moment. Yeah, who what was what was your take on it? What I miss I was right you were wrong No, I had hooker. No, no, no, yeah hooker. Yeah, I was hooker winning two and three split decision though. Yeah, I said split Yep Yeah, it's like they're the rest of kind of like the same as we were Yeah Interesting that's where they gave him the second round one guy gave Gamrott the first round like I thought and then two guys gave him to hooker give to hooker the first round Wow, because I had hooker two and three.

1:43:37Yeah, interesting. I wasn't sure because Brian said a good point like y 'all Knocked him out the end of the first round. It's like yeah, you're right. I didn't think of that because he did you know He's malling him at the beginning of the first round and that'd be the most significant strike in the first round Yeah, rock them here it is bohalleo God can't be as fucking terrifying terrifying so is bohalleo. He's no punk when the He's good. He's fucking good man What's the tattoo on his neck say um free spirit That's That's like when you're one of those dudes gets like Japanese things tattoo in your arms.

1:44:18Yeah, I'm one of those dudes He probably doesn't you know, I don't really speak Yeah, English when he had that done. Yeah over over there. Yeah, exactly probably school. Yeah, yeah But you have a million and tattooed across your chest pretty dope. Yeah, you know I think sentence is one of the latest things to get to What is? Just words. I'll have it like deep things on your rib cage I think that's how about deep things when you're thawing Every time you're taking a shit you get to read like unless it's like instructions Well, a lot of people get the like Bible verses on the ribs. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's super original.

1:44:55Yeah That's like keep on trucking in the 70s Just get a tazmanian devil a boxing glove you unoriginal fuck Bro, when I was in high school everybody had a tazmanian devil with boxing gloves on it's fucking awesome Really yeah, everyone's so dumb and they can't find the coolest thing to get tazmanian devil a boxing glove. Yeah, it's me bro I'm fucking crazy Well, remember barbed wire was the hotness. Oh my god Crazy bro, how many dudes got that shit on their ankles and Get a back clean with like the bedazzled affliction shirt. Yeah, so when you're a dude you get some shit around the ankle There's something about unless you're someone I get it like beads, you know Polynesian you got beads in your ankle I'm cool with that, but if you're a regular dude It has to be a big piece of your into it like hookers piece tanks there fine no problem at all Just around the ankle.

1:45:52Yeah, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, you get it With especially we got if you got put the sleep together ankle tattoo My god That's it I got put the sleep to get this fucking chain link fence around my ankle Yeah, man, you're up five minutes. Yeah, doctors like I'm pretty sure I could buck this guy right now So dangerous to do that to get tattooed that way why Because that's how people die it also doesn't happen a lot, but it happens enough that it can happen It's so bad for your body. Yeah, also maybe tattooings out for you if you have to be right in your anesthesia Yeah, you gotta earn that shit.

1:46:31There's not just bang. Yeah, yeah, members not just that for everybody slap fight promo. Everyone pay attention Affleet let's go That seems like I wouldn't advise any of this it literally seems like almost like a sketch I do want to go to one because everybody I if I'm telling you every like legit people that I respect tell me like dude I know whatever it makes it like I'm telling it's so fun when you're sure There was car accidents at the fucking parking lot you go out watch. Yeah, does this have like this have like a feeder thing like Like ultimate slapper I don't talk about what like they go find these guys.

1:47:09They did yeah, that's how it got started Yeah, they did they all lived in a house and we're slapping each other You guys are saying this like it's trivial. This is a real sport. You should shut the fuck up Okay, this is saying show the fuck in respect It's the virus. Hey, athletic commission. You drug test. Yeah, they which is ridiculous This is I want my slappers on meth They do drugs all the same shit that Hitler was on Ghibli the real stop. Let's go. I want meth up dude slapping their fucking faces off I don't want dudes on painkillers. I want dudes just jack to the tits on emphetamine There's definitely not a weight limit to the heavyweight class of this right that's a good question Yeah, but there's not those guys look pretty big right, but they might be small and big, you know You know, they might a little on professor.

1:47:55Just like bigger class. Why don't you shut the fuck up these people athletes? Yeah I just can't take here while you disrespect which is a part of the parent company that I'm employed by Yep, no, you know What if you're what if you're really like that? Like a shield for them? Just like hey you shut the fuck up man No, Joe, you know what you know why you know why it's because it's because of this right here if I go Like you like you talk a shit to some guy and I go hey, hey, you know you talk that's the heavyweight champ You go what you go slapping you know Yeah, but dude if those guys if they're really practicing that one move It's like Bruce Lee said and they slapping for your girl.

1:48:31Don't be a man. Do be aware of a man Don't fear a man who has 10 ,000 techniques Fear man who's practiced one kick 10 ,000 times practice slapping 10 ,000 they will slap the I tell you go to sleep in front of your lady from a slap Baby your fucking eyeball fell out. Are they allowed the backhand? No, wow This guy just can't sit here and take it look at the current champ right here. He's gone bro Look how jack that guy is and he's letting this guy do it in the gym 266 plus has super heavy weight bro in the gym. He just got brain damage for zero reason in the gym. Oh, that's Larry wheels 420 bro, that's crazy Hit him right on why would you I wish I was friends with that dude.

1:49:16I would say don't do that I would say never do that. That's a free brain damage. Oh, I say that to both of them Oh, there's a woman. Oh, you don't see the one page fans. Ant just did it. Whoa Now just No, thank you Her and some lady just slapped each other. You can't do it Because I imagine like you get a big girl and she you like she pulls her titties this way first and when they go to bounce back She fucking follows behind it. Oh, right. Yeah, a lot of torque. Yeah, like the kind of like the way Yeah, like the way the way butter being used is stomach Maybe a little like a like a little extra little something like a drip like a drift and it's hard to watch though Because I don't especially when they're pretty.

1:50:01Yeah, I don't like I don't like I'm not sexy sexist. Yeah, the baronucle fights for chicks. I'm like Thanks. Don't hurt your face. Don't hurt your face. Yeah It just means more well the guys his face cut up like he's just a badass. Yeah, you know You can still find a lady chic fights girls don't get upset at that like where'd you get that fighting? No, you're active. Yeah, they don't get mad. Yeah, but a girl has like been like where'd you get those cuts? Uh baronucle fighting like Oh, I mean, maybe you're cool Maybe cool, but you might be out of your fucking mind. That's not normal behavior for the Double X chromosome also.

1:50:35We don't look at them go out to mother But you know, it's a special kind of dude though. That's like you know what I like right. I love a bitch with cauliflower Oh, I can't shake with a forehead score. Yeah, it's a struggle and that guy's you know just got But some elbow Yeah, and that's a guy probably has a history of domestic violence For a man. Yes, ran into you on it that last UFC. She is still in better than ever. Oh, we're in love We all we all have look at his legs crossed the way I've never done to my whole life I can't even get my legs to you that yeah Who's that guy a family feud that was gay as fuck Remember that dude The host Not family food.

1:51:16Oh Hollywood squares. There was the one guy in Hollywood square. It's pretty fatty. Yeah, rip Taylor Yeah, that's That's my that's my mentor. This is Tony. I wear a lot Yeah, we're in love. He's gonna sing it. Just love each other Oh, I just can tell me Oh You need that mustache you live son I Stop making funny Cuz you actually do gotta think we have a thing for each other But do you think you could dance like a whoop your ass? I thought about this many times. I like the danger I like the idea you're never gonna be on top you know that right maybe Never gonna be on top she's gonna be rotten dick and see Tony.

1:52:09I can't get you Can get you don't he yeah, and she's really good I mean after you guys get married. Can I I'm an ordained minister. Yes, can I do you gonna do your marriage? Yes, and you know you can't you can't break out of that leg lock Yeah, you're not breaking out of shit. Yeah, and by the way when you it's you're supposed to put the garbage out put the fucking garbage out Yeah, head care no no lip no fucking. I'm trying to watch TV shut the fuck up and put the garbage out Did she have does she have a man? Is it competition either she does shut the fuck Tony Hinchcliffe is her man. That's her soul mate.

1:52:44We've known this for a long time We've known this like you know if you keep talking me like that. I'm a call rose. I'm a unice over here. Oh No, what do you mean she beat her oh? Like that's the only person that's the only person that could have you back that John way leafy That was the craziest one. Oh, yeah, that giant hematoma on her forehead. That was not 12. I'm telling you it was such a war Everybody that should be mandatory watching every six months for any UFC thing because you kind of forget I rewatched it the other day. It was on one of the hotels. I was staying at oh my god. You know you have it's crazy I mean Have you seen little Nikki when I'm telling a movie Adam Taylor.

1:53:24We want to have it seen fuck But Kevin Kevin Neeland gets tits on his head. That's what she looked like. It's almost identical Yeah, she had a giant hematoma in her head, but what a 40 you know another crazy war is the yon shounon fight when when John wayley put her asleep and she wakes up at the end of the round and they let her put her in the corner and she's like what happened Yeah, I was making fun of her. Missed the entire fight. She went to sleep. She went to sleep She went to sleep and still fought five fucking how many rounds she gets stopped she gets stopped at the end Maybe late in the four or fifth, but it went it went what a war and I was making fun of it.

1:53:57It wasn't paying attention when people don't like women's MMA I'll let them watch those two fights. Yeah, those two fights. You tell me you don't like women. It's just as good At the highest levels I think women's MMA is the only it's the only MMA is only sport where the women's side is just a center training Bro, there's some women Except maybe tennis you could throw tennis up there, but other than that That's all 10. Come on Yes, well listen There's some women that are super level Valentineship Chanko when she's in her prime when she had when she head kick Jessica I that's a good head kick. You're ever gonna see the sport Jessica I goes flat line, but let me ask you this falls back so So when is he knocked out Robert Whitaker and talking about talent you said she knocked out Jessica I right it's not the same level of talent in the sport overall they're gonna get that when but when a man to newness Knocked out sideboard.

1:54:51It was one of the most exciting moments in MMA fair period. Yeah, that's how you were going crazy And don't forget when when when when round around around the round around the round the end of that run when she got knocked out Bro when she got head kicked by Holly home that was crazy But that wouldn't be considered high level right because Ronda's striking compared to men's would be like Yeah, but even finishes Like yeah, oh, that's do everything like like um, it's the same thing like when when Rose won the title How about when me should take Strangled a Holly home to win the title amazing. That was crazy to amazing put her sleep while Holly homes thrown punches Where she's getting choked unconscious wow crazy?

1:55:34I'm not you're not gonna argue. I'm not saying it's not entertaining It's not the same level. It's not the same level. That's all argue. No, there's no there's still in leather helmets Because they're right right right right right right right right right right there. They're gonna get there But they're still in leather helmet, but they're leaps and bounds from when Ronda debuted. Oh Leaps and bounds. No, they're moving faster in a car on oh they're moving faster than men I mean, they start I mean a man of New Year's I mean, she's kind of gone now right? No, she might come back She's talking about coming back with Kayla, but she can fight Kayla.

1:56:01She can headline a card. Oh, yeah What I'm saying is compared to any other sport like are you no one walk the the women's Olympic basketball team had the least amount of because they have Caitlin Clark on it right right, but that's what I'm saying is like it's not oh No, it's not as far as women sports. Oh, it's the same dominates. It's it's dominates It's violence man violence is more compelling than any other sport is the reason why football is so exciting is because of violence It's a sport. It's a game, but there's something crazy about watching guys tackle each other But it's also because there's also is because there's nothing missing the you in the UFC every single thing I can see in a man's fight I can see in a woman's fight right they don't hold it back.

1:56:46They changed the rule. They win by KO they win by submission Yeah, even though I believe this fucking cat is good. He is fucking good super slick for 120 tall is fucked But but manages to cut the weight really well because there's no fucking chance like I weighs 125 He's probably about a buck 42 right now At least yeah, it's just about height right but man. He's so slick and so skillful You know, he doesn't have the same type of moves as San Hagen, but he kind of reminds me of like Kind of good at everything. Yeah, yeah kind of good at everything and chaos guys with sharp shots This dude scares the fuck out of me.

1:57:30He's a beast and he comes from that same camp as him is he and See no bulk an off ski like that city kickboxing camp is a nasty camp man those guys are good Yeah, bro when your last name is a different country different where you from Bro in that place is like Kai Cara France these these that place is just like a lion's den You know when you have lions dens like that like the original lion's den the Kent Shamrock lines Oh, yeah hammer house. Yeah, yeah, I yeah, I sharpen iron When you got a bunch of killers together all in one room just hard to keep them together hard to keep them together When you guys get successful and famous is that is also guys just can only keep up that thing they do for so long Man, you can only keep up that thing.

1:58:13Yeah, MMA is rare because yeah, you can only keep up for what do you think four years at your pinnacle? Depends on general like it's like for like where you're at your pinnacle like your top peak No one can keep it up forever weird strip of Matt down the middle are those why so it looks like a separation Yeah, that's what the yeah, it's so it's so together. They always have that Just don't see why you worried about that when two men are fighting. I've just never seen that What about that design? Looks like there's actual opening there. I'm gonna call you always No way always that that's that Matt's usually it looks like a Matt usually Exactly what it looks like always no it looks you can see that there's space a little more obvious Yeah, it's sticking out a little more guys aren't somebody's gonna get fired because of Tony Hinchcliffe He's roasting the Matt designer see yeah You got a good point.

1:59:05Yeah, there's spaces. Let's look at the fight though. Yeah, for sure Kyle France had some neurological problems after his last fight really yeah Well, he got tested and he was having some neurological issues and they told him to take quite a bit of time off of Striking and contact more guys and take time off though. Uh -huh I know it's not the cool thing guys are chomping out the bit and that's what you're managers But the problem with that too is like I love is he taking time off and he you know He's one of the greatest ever if not the greatest but it's to your point how you're saying it's a short window Yeah, they go, but you got a rest it's like I get that but I'm 28 29 finding the 185 pound division So that you know the longer I take off the less fights I'm gonna get right so it's a weird thing It's a balancing act, but you got to have people around you that are doing the actual work in terms of like testing you And they did it with him they did like neurological tests and he it was an unfavorable result And then later on he did it and he had a much better result So he was happy that he did it he took the time off You know you just you got to recover you get knocked in the head a bunch of times You got to recover especially at the lighter weights you got more time well I mean I think in all weights man I mean I think about what happened with Volkanowski right if he doesn't take that fight with Izzy on short notice Which I mean excuse me with Islam on short notice, which I think was crazy to begin with when you're dealing with the best pound for pound fighter on earth And you fight him in 10 days notice.

2:00:33There's no way like eight days something crazy But think how fast Volkanowski went to pound for pound basically number one we're all talking about him Yep, and then a week later. It's like always the worst right well a week later It's caught, but then he fights Ilya Toporia and gets starts again. Yep, too quick in my opinion real quick after a head kick knockout So he so he apparently he He didn't get the train as much because he had to pass those neurological tests before you can start right no contact But you can hit the bag you could do a bunch of stuff you can hit myths you can do a bunch of stuff technique and get back it's just you can't do anything that hurts your head and believe it or not even hitting the bag can hurt your head Like if you've been concussed you really shouldn't be hitting the back You should be doing nothing because every time you're hitting something you're jarring your body Yeah, and imagine struggling not fail that shit right now Well, it's you know it's hard to know because different people have a different result Some people can get hit in the head.

2:01:37They're fine like Mark Hunt like that dude is fine It's also hard to know like yeah, Mark has a chance But if you gave that test to him when he was 21 right and you're gonna test when he's 30 after fighting K1 and pride and shit Good point. Yeah, I mean some people get hit and they die. Yep. Have you ever heard of them pulling a judge off the card during the fight? No, no, no fucking why for what scorecard the tattoo of us a fight Oh, he gave it All three rounds tattooed Vasa has been relieved of his duties for the rest of the night. Wow They said how he hit hit the showers. Oh, yeah, I've never seen a Man, or six in trouble Kai Karthus caught him.

2:02:19Oh, he hit him again. Oh, our six and big trouble. That's My goodness, and we were like paying attention to the tattoo Vasa your brain Shit, sir Damn, okay, that's a great result of taking time off letting yourself heal get back to 100 % now What do you think now he's gonna do now? You have this giant win? Well, we'll hopefully we'll find out real soon But think about this catapult him now. Let's give the team a just one Yeah, I'll give a time off. Yeah, by the way, you think Dr. Cusdoubacique gives a fuck about this. He doesn't care That guy's this is a big win for Kai Karthus Massive bro because they're both coming off losses.

2:02:58Yeah, who fired the judge Well, the commission you let's take a second one. Let's take a second to soak in the fact that that judge did give all three to yeah Look at that hook. Oh, that love folks crazy. Oh, they missed all this. Oh my god. We missed all this good for Kai Karthus Bro, that's big. They doesn't have any control of a commission. Look at this. Look at this watch this left hook Bings son. Look at those lights dipping up. That's beautiful Well, the commission probably thought it was an egregious scorecard because we saw a Georgian you know teen off on them on one round 3027 they're probably K homer the fuck out of here.

2:03:35I mean there was around that one big win Massive broke because they're cut both come off losses. Mm -hmm. Now think to Steve Versaic. You're on top of the world, right? Yeah, we're easier sharp decision now you're down to and then you got KO half your pay But this is huge for Kai Karthus Kai for care of friends now become the most compelling guy for the featherweight title other than Brandon Moreno Who's already fought pantosha twice tough and then remember that other Homeboy three times to find him three times three times and but then remember there's not a ton of contenders That's how Steve Versaic got in there right and because they let homeboy go because you did what to deal with yeah, I'm a guy Yeah, think about that that dude how to super difficult so difficult He's fucking undefeated now 21 and a few and tough as shit remember when he got leg locked and he did not tap bro His knee bar was horrific.

2:04:20It was I was like he might ruin his career. I wish they would change this to the god knows He lost let him leave no no shut up. No, you have to take this in stay put and then you better kill him I'll look at that and clap clap That's how men do it. Yeah, you got a clap good job, bro You know you got me do that stay look small No Just a weird view of it. That's a big place That's not the same place like no they're in Perth so I mean if I had a guess it looks like 10 ,000 because the biggest gate Well Sydney's huge that's a big that's where Holly and Rhonda set the record Melbourne She said the record to yeah, Melbourne is where they set the record.

2:05:03Yeah, those oh at a hot That's big, but I'm telling him and the jab at ease. We're doing it way bigger. Where's that big? It's 15 ,000 seats. Where they're at right now. Yeah, right that's but that's like less than T mobile the real big ones are the Japanese What they did in pride? 20 ,000 80 ,000 30 ,000 Wow, they had 80 ,000 people every time Yes, yes multiple events. Yeah, they're great audience members. They know everything that's going on It's wild when someone passes the guard. They all applaud. Yeah They like to tune in they're tuned in the real quiet while the fights are going on It's crazy.

2:05:38It's we feels weird feels different. They're just really watching an appreciative like martial arts is such a deep history in Japan Like respect. Have they ever done China? Oh, yeah, no, I mean they definitely have Beijing, but yeah, they've done didn't they Busman fraud gas them in Beijing, right? Yep, where else at least two or three events. Yeah, yeah Macau to is that like was it Macau? Count. What is Macau? I don't know is that count as its own country? No, that would be considered China, right? That's a good district, but there's like they have casinos over there. They say they make Vegas look like like fucking Reno God, I bet those slot machines bro.

2:06:18I heard there's a lot of casinos over there and Asia are just bonkers Just bananas. What is this one? Is that Macau? Look at that that's time. Yeah, is in China So I know they did a UFC there and my friends it went and worked it they were like pro this fucking it makes Vegas look like a joke Like bar stuff. I have no desire to go there Well, if you lived over there, you spoke Chinese probably a good move If you're really in a gambling I'm gonna skip they had to change the MGM the design of the MGM Because they fucked up and they had a mouth where it was like the lion's mouth and the people were coming through the lion's mouth The Chinese people are like you how do you fucking mind?

2:06:58You know kind of bad luck this is oh really to walk through the lion's mouth This is so stupid so they had a redesign the whole thing. That's how much business they bring of course What? Find that oh, let's go Maybe I can't eat with not my podcast. I really need to what's that you have a buck Hold on a second what Jamie's gonna see it or do you want to see the attack video attack video would attack the lines? No, no, no you weren't listening sorry that I when the MGM was first constructed yet go through a lion's mouth to get into the building and they had a rebuild out Yeah, what is this science fiction movie?

2:07:35What is this shit? This looks good? No, I'm out crap. You're out already shit Slian shot those good. I'm out what the fuck is wrong? He's going out in the space now In theaters that's it right there. So that was the original thing It says this miss dear busted. It's no it's not true It's not true is it fake? What's the what's the headlight according to pervasive Las Vegas myth the mouth the MGM lion served as a casino's hotel entrance Even the Pulitzer prize winning Las Vegas son described the original MGM grant entrance in March 2001 as a huge lion head with its wide open mouth Serving as its doorway as you see from the photo below this just wasn't true Okay, so it's not going through the mouth, but it's going like into the line.

2:08:19It looks like it's Trotch but they did change it and I think okay It's been widely reported that many Chinese gamblers believe the traveling anywhere through the representation of a lion's mouth invites bad luck Not nearly as much bad luck as traveling through an actual lion's mouth. Presumably wasn't Presumably but enough. Okay, it was literally that It wasn't literally true that they enter through the lion's mouth former MGM garage spokesman Alan Feldman told casino .org But many customers believed it to have the same negative vibes and refused to use that entrance. Yeah, so it's true Yeah, they went around the door But also they're saying where's it?

2:08:57There's other shit like the Rio and on corksino hotels are entirely missing floors 40 through 49 the number four is considered On lucky because sounds like a Chinese is Japanese words for death Jesus Yeah, there was like But they not missing the floor floor. There's other certain floors that they didn't have forget what it was but meanwhile It's like the 13th floor for but the 13th it's bullshit. It's like Shooter Jennings had a song about it. It's like you know a floor you're on He's not a 14 floor bitch It's like this one is like in Asian cultures gambling is huge It's like the why the best pool players come from the Philippines.

2:09:38They gamble It's all about gambling over there and so because these guys are gambling for such intense amounts of money I don't like the like luck and stuff is built into the culture right their new years Like I wish that you have more money luck is huge Yeah, luck is huge. It's a big deal and gambling's a big deal. It's a big part of the culture So if you have something that like doesn't appeal to Asians and it's a gambling event You know switch it up. It's just it up quick. They don't want to you don't want them going over the tropical or wherever the fuck they're gonna go In the world of like pool Asians are some of the biggest gamblers ever and that's why they're so good at pool Yeah, because they're playing for a lot of money.

2:10:19So they get really good at it You know, it's like there's consequences and there's you know value and being really good. What else are they good at? Pink pong huge pink pong players, you know, I mean go to the Beijing Olympics Yeah, yeah, didn't the Chinese basketball team beat the American basketball team You know it's fun when American team beat the Chinese math team. Do you know that really? Yeah, you want to see what the American players look like What's the American's? See if you can find the photo of the American team that was the math competition is like that in esports too like all out all out Is it a meme is it a fake is it fake?

2:11:11I don't know that it's fake with a first -year post Oh You know that's he will be chatted for the first time in 20 years legit they won that Happy fucking comment is of course it's real America Come and save the mother fucker day. Yeah Which one just close the laptop I think we have any information We true look there goes Shadows. Oh god, I'm a regular American. This is bullshit. How is this but this is a different year? This is before they brought in the 18th We're saying they squeaked by that year. This is the meme with regular Americans. They just squeaked by That's hilarious. I Wonder how big of a star Jean -Way Lee is over there.

2:12:07She must be huge First UFC Chinese champion Yeah, one thing I was gonna say dominant They were watching the backs for a little flap jacks Well, that's why that y 'all in shounen fight was so big to Chinese Citizens fighting for the world title and two of the best of the best and a really fucking good fight good fight How many people viewed in China? Oh my god must have been off the charts. There's so many people must have been off the charts Who's that huge it was a huge Chinese boxer that was like yeah Hot cold hot and cold right right right right. What's it guys? He's huge and he wanted to fight Joshua because he beat him in amateurs Right, but he was just I don't know what was wrong.

2:12:46You're not talking about the guy who knocked out Deontay Wilder. Yes. Yes He just knocked out Deontay and he's 40. Yeah, dude. It's 40. Yeah, anyway, I see that Yeah, with Deontay man, it's like you just don't always get him at 100%. Oh my god I just feel like with Deontay. It's like there's only so many times you can get KO'd You know so many times did I was getting you know friendly though. That's a problem That's a problem World tell us what Twitter thinks about all this Brian. Hey, I'm Cosmos demolition This is a fight you're about to see one of the craziest fights ever in the middleweight I mean Are you leaving greatest of all time other than Anderson Silva coming back?

2:13:30Well, you know, they're different errors It's it's always weird argue that right again, it's completely different, but also one tested positive for PDs One didn't just gonna throw that fair. That's why I always bring up BJ pen and never anybody talks about the greatest I always bring up BJ. I was there dude. I was there when BJ was storming the castle real deal when he knocked out Sean Sure, I was like who's this guy good luck who's beating that guy But also you could also argue Iggy is he's fighting better better competition You could also argue that if to meet your mighty mouse Johnson had anybody near his class in his division like he's the best Yes, you know the only problem with mighty mouse is that like skill wise He's the greatest representation of martial arts.

2:14:14I've ever seen the most complete in all areas in all areas And so and because he's not burdened by gravity His the way he can move the things that he can do You know who always fucks up the argument. Oh GSP GSP was awesome because you gotta throw him in the hat and he's 100 % you also have to throw John Jones in the hat Oh John Jones is you know this is why John Jones trumps all of them because John Jones doing that light heavyweight and heavyweight We're the level of the air is so small so small where mighty mouse can zig when you should have that and gets hit and you can still win the fight John can't he's fine that much tougher.

2:14:50I think I think I watch I watch mighty mouse like go from a suplex to Oh, yeah, yeah, nobody can do it. No one can do it. No, no, he's 125 Yeah, I was gonna say it's a massive advantage of that weight division. Yeah, it's a massive advantage. You can move that fast But you know John Jones did have some split decision law victories in a bullshit You know the Tiago civil fight with no real losses or the Tiago Santos fight no real loss Don't make me as close close to a loss that one's you can call it was close. I mean Dominic was I think John had lost a lot of motivation during that time He's fighting nobody's that and it's not no disrespect to them But you're John you go from fighting jail beat or Machita DC when John's at his best is like when John fought DC Like especially the second time that's John at its best because like there's a bit of rivalry Yeah, they hate each other.

2:15:44They're very know it. That was also DC at his best. Yeah, yeah Well, but definitely the first fight the second fight man that head kick John just he he fucking knew it was coming to he No, he knew DC had that tendency they actually even talked about it in the press conference They talked about it. So you think I'm gonna lean to the right and you're gonna head kick me and he did it Mm -hmm and DC and DC got taken down, but also remember that first fight John tested hot He definitely did am I keep forgetting? For a spoiler you waiting to see how Craig Jones did tonight. Yeah, how do you do? He won go?

2:16:15Oh choke her out? Yeah Did he get her back? Yeah, that's a video. Did he get her back? Yeah Gabby Garcia It mean he did it gently. He was nice to her Gabby Garcia weighs like 240 pounds. Why is this happening because they made this challenge match. She's tapping Because Gabby Garcia is a multiple time world champion and she's like 240 pounds But then she didn't get the brains to count. It's what you're doing Wow, you know, it's once look good Good for Craig. That's more important I could have told you if there was betting on that fight I would have bet everything I've ever earned in my life. I would have leveraged I would call bank so what I called my business manager and said what else can we sell?

2:17:01What else can we sell? Like what are the odds? How much money? I'm get this is free money unless he breaks his neck She knew too that she was gonna lose Everybody knew there's no way Craig Jones is the second best grab we're in the world Is a spectacle. I mean he's a phenom. He's a phenom. The only reason why he's not number one is Gordon Ryan Yes, if you didn't have this dude is doing juice 365 days a year training every fucking day studying like a sub on super smart super smart Freakishly strong Technic off the charts the best ever. Yeah, if that's guy doesn't exist Craig Jones number one Well, now finally got to watch him live.

2:17:41I was like I get it bro Gordon is a special athlete man, and you know, there's there's a kind of mind that that guy has that That's a one in 10 10 lifetimes you see it in other like Michael Jordan right? Yeah, you're seeing Kobe here reminds me a lot of Magnus Carlson You have to be in singing lately. You have to be insane to be that good You have to be insane. There's like five dudes that have that level of insane dedication amongst all sports in the world And the second dude is the second dude is dire The second insane motherfucker. He says cold that he always says Donna. Here's the cheat code He is man.

2:18:16He's a character in a movie. He was a rash guy at bar. But he's a character in a movie He's literally like mr. Miyagi like you see him sitting on the side in his fucking G But it's just his background the guy was a professor professor in philosophy at Columbia And then gets in love with Jiu -Jitsu when he's working as a bouncer and then decides to only teach Jiu -Jitsu and sleeps on the mat His training every day Like one four dozen give a fuck about anything other than Jiu -Jitsu your trends Doesn't give a fuck about anything other than being effective and before he was all fucked up before his knees destroyed And he got to get a hip replacement.

2:18:51He's okay. He's all banged up man like real bad from injuries and a lot of us from rugby But before he was banged up totally He was a nightmare Everybody and I I know that rolled with him when he was younger like dude His technique was so good. It was terrifying He just had a bad knee his knee was destroyed from rugby things happen for a reason though He goes on become this you know once in a lifetime coach He would have been a once in a lifetime fighter too. I mean he's a he's a real freak But the fact that he can channel that kind of mindset of being an elite grappler with a genius mind into another genius Like Gordon who's also just as dedicated as him and physically gifted He but he even says he was I'm not very athletic.

2:19:31He says it's all just technique and control But that's the gamble right? It's like to be a normal note. How do you know that that's the person? You know, well, you know when he's a kid yes because like he was he was obsessed by the time he was like a kid Outline, you know, and then by the time he gets you know He trained with Tom de Blas and then by the time he gets to John Donner and Hanzo School in New York. He's already pretty good You know, and then those guys in that Hanzo's academy in New York. There were so many high -level guys And I bet you I bet you there's Eddie Wolverine there's some child hanging around their gym.

2:20:05That's gonna be a fucking oh guaranteed this murder is there right now Gary Tonin Do you mean that that whole gym was so high level And then of course Hanzo just Hanzo himself like his his background like he's direct gracey lineage I don't like that. I don't like that. Did you catch that? No, what you do? He handed him a monster energy can over the Okay, he took a little sip. Yeah, that's filled with water. It's bullshit. It's just it's for this sponsor Oh, okay, I thought it was cheating. No, no, no, no, you're throwing all that way listen by the way that ain't gonna help you This is not a fucking you could drink all the monsters you want to fight his real I don't say like there's not really monsters.

2:20:40I gotta listen to can it's water. No, no, no, it's all checked all that stuff's It's just for their sponsorship and you see after the fight a lot of times they have empty cans they pretended Twitter dog He's like Disappearance Energy drink How do you know how to say about this ddp's fuck man monster? Jacket I want a jacket like that. That's the next kill Tony and buy a jacket like that. How many does he have a bruise? Bruce sponsored as a thousand of them he puts So much heart and energy and pride into each one of these things. I mean it is so cool in the last one He had Conor Gregor and Michael Chandler Embroidered like so like their images inside of the lining of his jacket.

2:21:24Yeah, but the fight got canceled So he had it made previously before the fight just for him just for him I just stored in his closet. Yeah, he's a wizard. He's the best ever He's the greatest announcer in the history of combat sports will never be another. There's not even a close second Yeah, I've known that guy for 25 years or something like that. I've known him forever I met him in 1997 When he was doing those old UFC's you know he manages the his brother Yeah, well, he's the one who figured out how to patent. Let's get ready to rumble put a trademark on that They sell that shit they make millions of dollars just from let's get ready to run ball ball and yeah He's a great guy too.

2:22:02Everybody loves Bruce. Oh, yeah, one of the best and he's just the most exciting announcer ever Like when he gets you fired up for like if I was here give me a little volume. Let me hear this shit All right, Joe. Let's go. Let's get kicked off YouTube. Fuck it Wow, I know a guy. I can get us I can get our call removed Oh, here we go. Come on, Izzy Oh my god, here we go. He locked in boy locked in locked in I see I see him clippers that he comes in brother. He looks really good man physically. He looks really good Doesn't he look a little thicker? Yeah, he does Well, I think he knew that this is gonna be a physical fight a lot of the training footage So a lot of like heavy inside fighting and heavy grappling not only does he look thicker.

2:22:45He looks uh less uh Flabby kind of the usual Remember I had that tip on one titty. Yeah, but that was a problem in the infection But he was saying I read a thing where he gave a he was eating uber eats and shit a lot previous fights and this one he ate super clean To increase his uh everything damn it. We're eating one fat titty. I think it's a lot of it It's got a bad owner in rain Just the one take girls What's it? I don't know about the fucking seed oils in his titty Well, dude does not want that especially dude takes a shirt off and fucks pull up for a living pro nightmare I think I asked him about it one time and he was like a little take a guy.

2:23:30I never want to see this guy win I don't know why I'm the talent. Yeah, I feel the same way so healish I just want to root against them. Yeah, he's a tank man. He's a problem. Yeah, he's a tough son of a bitch He's awkward as He says the n -word right? Yeah, yeah, he does a lot when did he's in South Africa and you can say it Are you sure doesn't he? No, I don't think so. I'm on the My period doesn't say anymore. It's frowned upon not anymore. You know this Who's big part of my special? Here we go here we go Here we go. Yeah, they did they did they did they hit gloves. Oh my goodness Gonna charge That's gonna be a step.

2:24:15Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank you clip bro. This is as intense before a fight And he says you can get grudge world title One of the greatest ever coming back trying to win the title I just want right now to be the only time is his back is against that fan. Oh, this looks intense Here we go here we fucking go Come on those gold gloves are pretty dope right? I was thinking this in the gym today I was thinking a wonder of trick is tries to exploit the fact that is he is heavy on that left leg sometimes Have you guys well with low kicks because Alex exploited that I Alex did a lot of chopping at the calves In in the first fight in particular And he was the first round of second fight.

2:25:01Yeah, I was thinking that right away But you're not Alex bear right where he's not but but he is a good kickboxer And his team is very good at formulating strategies They did a really good job of having to fight southpaw against Whitaker. That was a big a big factor Yeah Because Whitaker seems to have a little bit of a problem with southpaws when he gets caught with that right hook And he caught that's what would he caught him with the rock them caught him with actually we're almost like a strong jab At the right time. Yeah, it's some success against struggling too. Yeah I want to see if he charges and and and chops at those legs in in the middle of the the may legs, you know Oh Right he's already cutting off.

2:25:40Yeah, yeah He's ain't clip coming in like that the first time I saw dry kiss was alive and He was charging like a bull. I can't remember. It was like three four fights ago or something He's tempered that he's tempered that he used to have these blitzes where he would like have his chin up in the air and charge forward I think though also those were the days where his mouth. Oh that left hook Although his mouth was open a lot during those fights because Ooh nice kick to the body. He was a cardio problem too because he had a completely destroyed nose So he got his nose reconstructed and now he could breathe out of his nose and since then he's looked amazing Do plus the size of card.

2:26:17Oh, he did that was a coach He could only bring breathe six percent out of his nose Which I thought was bullshit, but then he got it fixed and I'm off against cardio. Yeah, that was a nice high kick by trick us right there Is he blocked to be see is he's got that right hand up higher now? Drick is just it's so fucking hard and he's a dog dude. He's a dog. I mean he's trying to kill you old dog Yeah, and he's really hard to hurt man like in the Strickland fight. Oh nice low kick by his e Tony thought ddp said the I swear I think he does where I suck lip of him on Twitter something different He I think he said something about being like the first African champion.

2:26:55No, he definitely did that They said that he went on that rant. Yeah, well, is he said that to him? Yeah, what's up? Like he did when I was holding the microphone Remember to say the top of the N word. Yeah, is he was yes, it was awkward He's like my African brother he goes he goes. I'm no brother of yours Oh, I interesting. I just googled it. It's because ata Sanya called him the N word. Yes, sorry about that Oh Are you rooting for him now you should root for him now. Is he feel bad? No, is he watches kill Tony every Monday? Yeah, he's the man loves it. He loves about it and everything He looks good.

2:27:36Yeah, he looks good and you see that dick on defense and from this distance This is is he at his very best all day brother if you can he's the master at this. Oh man He's also the master at timing Yeah, and his kickboxing is super technical. He's setting things up all the like oh He's setting things up all the time. I love it. Do you think he worked out Alex bro? How wild wild? I mean, he's moving away from these big shots So instead of staying there like Sean does a nice low kick there by trick us Uh, it's that he's standing there like Sean does is he's on his bike. Yep And he looks real good.

2:28:11He's real good on the outside. Oh, but that that high kick is sneaky as fuck man He's done that a couple times. Oh Baby Good combo by Izzy nice combo. I was gotta be careful for that left high kick man because Drickus is sneaky with that shit and Izzy's blocking the one hand which we don't realize you it's trouble man Well, it's trouble when Drickus throws that left Oh, we heard him with that right hand. Oh another low kick. Oh get off the fucking fence. Yeah, exactly Izzy just shook his head, which is never good time. That means it hurt He just low kicks him again. Yeah, we all right Joe I mean, that's what I would do If I was in his corner, I would say you look at the Alex fight two fights in a row.

2:28:55He had real problems Another night supper. Great uppercut nice that high guards perfect for Izzy and that kick to the bodies Oh, there's that left kick again. This motherfucker can kick better than I thought bro He's sneaky with that left. Yeah, he is he's sneaky. He's coming over the top fast and the mother of rocker takes a shot too Oh, there's that left again. Yeah, but Izzy started to fill himself, but here's the thing brother when you get those on the forearm It fucks your arm up so bad. Oh nice right? That's why you got to have two hands on another one. I have two hands on Yeah, it can break your forearm.

2:29:25It can break your form. Yes Oh, we chopped at the leg again those kicks his my fucker. See that blitz is what's gonna get him fucked up That's gonna get him mocked fuck out. Yeah, that's what we want There it is again the high kick bro that left high kick is sneaky It's me a problem if Izzy don't start getting to also just holding pads Getting kicked by those sucks. Yeah, man If you take three four of those in the meat of your forearm you think your leg goes numb The thing about your leg going numb is you got to walk on it your arm. You're still moving around But you might be in fucking agony You got a shin slamming in your forearm.

2:29:59All Izzy's doing is this so that that I mean none of them if that What should we be doing this like this you got to do like this And you want to catch on the side of the bone like this this softens it so it's like The worst thing you got is this because if you go like one hand it's gonna break snap that shit snap that shit So many guys have gotten their forearm snapped by catching a kick remember Frank Shamrock and Kung -le Bro snap his arms just snapped. It did happen so often. Oh my god this fight so This fight so exciting. I had to uncross my legs I had a text you We're in the right emoji and a fist I want you guys to get married.

2:30:42Yeah me too Me too Let's go you just need her on board You will be my bitch. I need her on board. She's gonna make you wear a dog collar son She's gonna make you wear it. She don't peg you. She's an unbelievable in your life like she got upgraded to you There we go. Well, I'm dreaming. She's got a BBO no comment. No, I would be fucking dope. That's ridiculous That's not necessary. That's a Hall of Famer you're talking about. Oh, oh, oh, oh, no that land didn't light energy Yeah, but listen man. Oh, that's a nice low kick there dude. That was a quick my fucker kick it Especially that left leg that left leg low kick and high is very dangerous That first round's tough to score.

2:31:28Yeah, I'll tell you that is a fight Nice to kill nice. Kick is great. Good movement. Oh Take down hold up hold up hold up hold up right up. We right back up baby. Don't get back. Oh no. No. No. No. No almost Handfight handfight stand up, but handfight stand up Trekkuses such a fucking bull man. He's such a bull. Oh See, but he has a killer rear naked show. Oh, he's got the back That's not indeed. Yeah, but he's on top sons and this is bad. This is real bad He's got to go his back again and stand up. He's gonna have to get up to his feet. He's got to stop the ground and pound He can't be fine now.

2:32:10That's terrible. That's terrible. Oh no bad shots. Oh Oh, no, no, no, no, no, he's turning he's turning work good, baby. This is not good. No, it's not A lot of time 330 to go. Oh It's on the chin. Oh, he's good Oh, he's on top. Oh, back up. Back his ass. Let's go get some show him who you are. Can't get some, baby This is when you go. That's right. Is he let's go. He's tired. Nice. No, no, there goes. He's in trouble He kicking you in the big nice. He kicks in the body. Yes, sir. Yeah, he's tired. He's tired. He tired. It's fuck. Let's go. Is he? He burned out a lot of energy trying to finish that he almost had that shit.

2:32:52I was worried. Oh Oh good movement. Yeah, you're missing. Oh That's a key slow now. Yeah, he's tired. He's very tired. This round. Damn, yeah, that Charlie Brown is happy. This time. Oh, a lot of time. Upper cuts. That's how he is. He uppercut. Oh, right. Oh, good counter by trick. Oh, you got him. Oh my god. Oh my god. Drop them. You fucking take down. Yeah, but two 30. We're only halfway through this round kids. Oh, he's got the bottom of the bed. He's grabbing the fence. Oh, don't grab the fence. Why not? Because it's a point. I don't even feel the wrap. I think of warnings. No, this should take a point.

2:33:29I agree, but they don't. Okay, he's almost up. He's almost up. Dreckus is tired. He's exhausted. He's tired. I'll just be able to remember. Oh, he landed that. He's hit. Right. Twice. A little cheeky punch. He's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. Dreckus too tired to pull this off. Right. He's not even his punches though. We've had them back. No, he's exhausted. Dreckus is exhausted. Dreckus is a dog though. You know, you got a handfight. Don't Oh, it's the dying kill. This is it's this is making Dreckus exhausted. Yeah, super exhausted. Is he's tired too though?

2:34:01That's a little more. Yeah, but look at that. Look at Dreckus. It's taken some deep breaths. Okay, breath. They both are. They both are. Bro, this is tough. This is tough. Come on. Up, up, up, up. He's up. He's up. He's up. Turn. Does he have the energy to slam? Bro, 130 to go is a long -ass time. A lot of things can happen. In 130. Don't go come here. Get quick, get clear. Get clear. Handfight. Pick a hip and fucking go, bud. Violent elbows. He's got to get a hardest position first turn. He can't get taken down again. He can't get taken down. Nope. Yeah, there it is again. Oh, he's up almost.

2:34:37Nope. This is exhausting for Izzy too. He's exhausted now. You're carrying that weight. Yeah, he's got to make sure he doesn't give up his back by standing up. They're going to get those hooks in. The rest in here. He's almost up. He's up. He's up. He's up. He's tied around that way still. Get deep. Pummel. Get those hands free. He's a turn end on them. Track us as fucking. He's a dog dude. Yeah, he is. Because he's exhausted. He's exhausted. It's like, is he not have the like, oh, that was a good left hook. Well, now he's starting to get some power back in those punches. Because he got some rest.

2:35:17Oh, here we go. Now turn. Oh, God. All right, get free. Get free. Come on. 29 seconds. Pummel in. Get that under hook in it. Oh, look at this. We ran the head. That's always fun. Here we go. Oh, my God. I'm going to hate this. Oh, your mom. Oh, your mom. Oh, your mom. He's on him. He's not accomplished. Don't hate them. I thought your kids hate the game. Listen, this is an exhausting round. We're only in round two kids. Yeah. Only in round two. And this fight's crazy. When the last time we seen Duplicis and Deepwater, um, last fight, Sean, Sean Strickland. I don't know if he thought he lost him.

2:35:57But that was the first time he went five rounds. Yeah, right? With the new nose, too. Right. Wow, this is a fight. He starts with a fight. Sun. This is a fight. Sun. I like his. He's gentle. Well, he's more comfortable in the striking exchanges. Well, he's also been kicked in the legs a bunch. Sometimes you don't want to sit down. Hmm. You better off standing up. You have it one one. I don't know because we're talking a lot. I'm trying to delete my bias. Could I have it? I got it. I don't think this fight's going to do it. Two of his kids. Yeah. No. If I had a bet right now, if I had a bet right now, I'd do them think this fight's going to distance.

2:36:38No, I mean either. I think Duplicis is getting knocked out this round. I guess one one. I guess I guess that round. When he's got a fake in the grip, Treyk is almost got that rear naked in that last round. You can't discount this right here. No, this is nasty. Dude. This is that full -con round. This is a Philcum troke. If he has that left forearm on the back of the shoulder, like Kabeev did, DeConner. This is a nasty choke man. It's all of this. You don't have to get a chin. All that came from that desperate ankle pick. That diving ankle pick. Yep. Yep. Yep. Well, I mean, the guys are dog. He's getting lit up on the feet.

2:37:10Plus, you'd have to give DDP that round because he didn't do much. Yeah. Yeah. The fuck was that? I never called him DDP before. I feel like I'm cheating on Dallas Diamond Page. Diamond Dallas. Diamond Dallas. At least call me that. Dude, are you calling Dallas Diamond? Nice front kick to the body. Is he looking good, Shane? Those kicks to the body are fucking him up too, man. That's the one that he tried to claim was a low. It's be careful because DDP has started blitz in his ass. I want him to blitz. That's what's going to get him fucking me too. I just want him to blitz with Izzy's back on the fence.

2:37:44Correct. He can't go anywhere that's trouble. So the more the fight stays in this distance, the more really favors Izzy. Especially as Izzy is the more technical guy and he looks fresher right now. To me. And Izzy's now he's starting to work the faints and all that is back right now. Yeah, sir. Good. Now he looks good. Now, Adrecus is in trouble. Yeah, he's stumbling all over. Izzy's feeling that. He's like kick here. He's teeing off all those kicks are coming slower now. Oh, Izzy's looking for the big shots. I like that. He's looking for the big shots. And now he switches South Power. I love it.

2:38:18I love it. Give him different. Oh, head kick. Let's go. And then we're again, we're only in the third round, boys. Oh, I like Izzy staying there when he closes the distance.

2:38:39Whew. Trekkers has not done much this round, kids. No, he's exhausted. He's exhausted. Oh, look at this. He's not even looking at that. That's what that old thing head down. That one just hit shoulder. That was just lath. Oh, nice rip to the body. There is technique. Looks tall. And Izzy keeps jettles. So is the body. He's picking him apart. Come on. And he's he's fucking up his body. I don't Trevor Noah somewhere just conflicted. He doesn't watch. He doesn't watch. If you work for that show, you get canceled for watching this. Yeah, it's round upon. You're encouraging violence. Trekkers has lost a lot of steam off of his shots.

2:39:29And Izzy has not. Maybe he was going for the kill. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He got caught with left hand there. He got caught. He got caught with left hand. He's stay controlled. Is he? Don't let him close the distance. No, the strong low kick. Let's go. Oh, Jesus Christ. Got that technique so bad, but it's landed. Yeah, but the thing is like Izzy let him catch him there. I agree.

2:40:00Who use that jab? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, none of that landed. Yeah, the right hand did. No, his hand was up, dog. Yeah, but it still hit his hand while his hand was in front of his head. That's shit out there. Oh, there you go. That's big. That's big. That's big. Come on. He's that's sauce. Let's go. But Izzy is a little tired too here, kids. Yes, but he looks better. Oh, nice right hand. Yeah, Izzy's like third round tired. This guy's like five fifth round time. Yeah, he is. Well, look how he does everything he does. He does his hardest. He can. Every punch he throws. He throws as hard as he can possibly.

2:40:31That's why he's a fucking problem. Yeah, it's, but it's also why the gas tank runs dry. Oh, nice right hand. Oh, oh, Izzy's got the timing down. Look how he's boy. Oh, oh, that uppercuts there is timing. So I don't like. Stay there and trade. No, no, no. Like Izzy shot. The problem is when he gets tired, if he moves back and he just takes just a little too much time. Mm -hmm. And then the trick is blitz like that. Like if he gets hit with one of those. Yep. Those are tricky. Yeah, heavy. They're fucking heavy. But they're fucking heavy. Oh, that's a nice low kick by trick is he still keeps chopping at that fucking right.

2:41:08Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Come on. I trust Izzy put on the brakes and hit his ass. But I'm worried about those fucking hammers. It's like so close to his fucking grill. Yeah. I've got to appreciate that guy's grit. You don't got the juice. Oh, that left hook. The body was nasty. Oh, we took a big deep breath. Oh, right hand. Izzy going to those body shots are fucking him up. It's investment. Yep. And he's out of breath. If you're getting hit in the way he's getting beat up. Man, I mean, these shots all count, you know. It's like chipping away out of him. Chipping away out of him. Oh, Jesus.

2:41:44It's like a trick. It's like a push. He is a dog man. Yeah, he's fucking dog. Inside low kick. Help. He's not stopping. This definitely is these rounds. Such a crazy strategy, right? Just put your head down and wing punches wild and become world champion.

2:42:06He's he's a fucking dog. So it's not over. Yeah, it's not over, man, because he's going to recover. For sure. That's the clear. I mean, it clearly is. Yeah, clearly now. Izzy, the momentum is also clearly on Izzy side. Right. You probably say two one Izzy. Yeah. If you're just balls deep on DDP say two one DDP. The the turn of the tide is definitely is. Yes, he's really sucking air right here. He's getting teed on and he's getting a lot of rips to the body. Body. Yeah. A dude with GG. Those are what does it as he said? I do the dude. What is that? Exactly. That's not everything. Yeah, that's him.

2:42:44And this coin. Oh, he's not French.

2:42:48This one, you guys stay off Twitter. I was French South African. Oh, right, right, right.

2:42:56Oh my god. There's a letter. You said he's French. I'm going to get the casual of casual friends. Yeah. Yeah. This is the whole deal with this fight is a battle for Africa. He's from South Africa. That's why I'm going to try to go a joke. But you fucked up. Stupid man. We grind. We France is in South Africa. Name, Dreckas, Dupalusie. Here we go. Round four kids. Championship rounds. Let's go. I am out of breath. Give me some mayonnaise. Oh, no. Oh, no. How about a Bordeaux in between rounds? Friends all this French guys. This French guy. His name drew me off. I thought he was from France. He was making trouble.

2:43:41He was about 10 minutes ago. I was making trouble. No joke. I heard this French guy dropping enbots. Oh, is he just had a beautiful combination? Oh, he's dropped the DDT on it. What a sprawl. He's dead. Now we cook in bass. Give his ass up. It doesn't even want it. Let his ass up. Dreckas. He doesn't even want it. Dreckas is a real trouble. Let's go. He DDT. DDT. Let's go. This is exciting. This is the old style benders. Yes, sir. In the face. In the face. Yep. There you go is. This is the style bender of old kids. Yep. You're about to learn today. Oh boy. This is the guy that knows I'm in here with somebody that's not on my level.

2:44:17Well, it's also a guy that's compromised. You've been beaten up up and chipping away at him. And now you're a fresher and he's dying. And he's like taking big lunging shots at you. And that's the game plan. That's jumping ship. Ship man. Especially for Izzy style. Like, oh nice. Take to the body. Oh nasty. Oh, look at that upper cut. Oh my goodness. Hit me with that apartheid. The Mandela effect. Yeah. Uh, is he. He looks good, dude. He looks good. He looks good. Just DDT. I got to love those gold gloves. I got to say I do too, man. He looks like I say those gold gloves look fresh. I want Izzy to win so bad so he can fight struggling.

2:44:57Me too. They're going to fight again, man. I guarantee they're going to fight again. They're going to fight again. He need that one back. Yep. Yeah. Well, I just don't think he realized how good Strickland was. That's my feeling. The few things. I think he didn't realize how good he was. Overlooked them. There's also drinking and then also all the fights. Title fights. People realize like, heavy lights are crowned. When you hold the title, you got to do more media. The pressures on you. No one in UFC history is ever like utilized the Philly shell. Like, you know, like he's probably never even seen that.

2:45:26The way Strickland fights is very unique. And that front kick to the body is also a real problem. Oh, man. He throws you off with that front kick to the body. He does it up that front leg whenever you settle. Strickland's good, man. Strickland's really fucking good. And his fucking cardio is off the charts. He spars so much. Well, think about Strickland. Like, we know how hard it is. Oh, daddy. Oh, Izzy caught him with that right hand. Think how hard DDP hits. And Strickland just stood in there toe to toe. Yep. It's all good as defense is. And that's all tough is. I don't know if it cuts there.

2:45:57He's barely touched out of Sanya tonight. Yeah, barely. It's wild. A lot of affected low kicks. Oh, Izzy just fucking up his body too. Oh, the body shots. Just burying that cardio. Yeah, just moving it. Just out of the way. Yeah, it's incredible how he does that. He's got the two most beautiful pieces of land. He did land. The thing is the guy he never stops. Look at that. Swinging, man. And it's like if you're tired at all and you're in these exchanges, it's fucking dangerous, man. If I was in his corner, I'd be chewing on my fingernails. Like, get out of there. Don't stand in front of that guy.

2:46:29Also with Izzy making a miss. Nothing to pleach your fucking energy source more than fucking swinging. Oh, dude, dude, dude. Why does missing make you more tired than Hitter? Because you have to pull your arm back. Yeah, the wind. Oh, dude, dude, dude. Oh my god. Nothing. Oh my god. Oh my god. What the fuck is going on? He heard him, dude. He heard the whole. Oh, shit, he might have this. Oh, no. He has it. He has it. No. Oh, my god. Oh my god. Dreckus is a fucking animal, dude. That's a tough mother fucker. He's a fucking animal. Holy shit. Fucking guys. I was saying that those punches, even though he's exhausted, you can't be in those exchanges.

2:47:12You're going to get clipped. If you get clipped, you're in real trouble. Fuck, he got hit with those big, right hands, man. He got rock with those right hands. This makes me feel like like America lost a war or something. Wow, like, I just fucking hate that, I just fucking hate that. You don't feel great. I guarantee you, when I remember one time when I was a kid, I was a big, I was a big Donald Curry fan. You remember Donald Curry? Donald Curry was a Walter Way boxing champion. Okay. And he fought Milton McCrory, who was like his big rival. Milton McCrory was a bad mother fucker too. And McCrory hit him with a, no, Mike McCallum, excuse me, the body snatcher, they call them.

2:47:49Mike McCallum, because Donald Curry had just knocked out Milton McCrory, this spectacular fight. And then he fights McCallum. McCallum hit him with a left hook to the body and a left hook to the chin. And he went out cold, lying flat on his back. And I couldn't take it. I had to go running. I had to leave my house. I had to go running. I was just so fucked up over it. I said to myself, I'm never going to get that fucked up over someone fighting. Yeah, see that's how I feel, but I want to eat instead of running. Bro, so here it is, it's the punches. It's a weird thing, because, because is he was, look at that stuff.

2:48:22Dominating. But still in these wild exchanges, that guy's got the hard to catch you. His heart is insane. Look at this right here. Boom. And then boom. These are big shots when you're tired. And it's the fourth round. And then he gets his fucking back, man. Crazy. He won, I don't know what organization it was, but I was looking at his record recently. No, he won like six of his first seven fights with that rear naked shape. No, he comes from a tough organization. But literally, like almost all of his first fights he won by rear naked shape. This is, I found it so interesting, because I've never seen him even fight like that.

2:48:57The last few fights he was. He's a weird one. Can you tell? No, he got daren't telling a real naked joke recently. But he's a weird one. You look at him like, what's his he do well? He's like, well, he's very awkward. And he has no quit in him. Very awkward, no quit. Big power. You would say technically like super durable. Takes a great shot and amazing heart. Won't quit. Yes. I mean, he got pissed off. And then he even looked like he even rocked his here. Anything. Like is he was just confused about what was going on? No, no, he rocked him. Yeah, those are big right hands back and like that. Dude, those are big right hands.

2:49:26Those are, they, they, they caught him right on the side of the head and then he hit him with two in a row. So many punches with the back of his hand? No, he does it like this. He's doing it like this. He's hitting with the knuckles. I'll tell you what, my Instagram comments on that is he post aren't going to be fun. Well, don't read them. No, of course not. Of course not. No, I guarantee dizzy would win though. I really thought he was going to as well. Yeah, but you can't count that guy out. This is like the whole thing that I was saying. Like whenever you have these exchanges and you see these winging punches come Isis way.

2:49:55It's they're dangerous. Anything can happen. And when you're tired and you're not moving back as good as you were in a second, the first shit happens. Especially when a guy is no quick in them. Yeah, look at that, man. I mean, that's a definition of what happened when you live I carelessly through growing other grown men. Yeah, you get disappointed, man. But think of it. Because this piece is beat. He stopped Whitaker. He beat Strickling. Nice beat Isis. Not only that, he finished Isis with a reenactment choke. Nobody's finished. Nobody's finished Isis like that in a fight. Ever in the UFC. No one submitted him like that.

2:50:26No, he's been TKOed, which was controversial, but no. Yeah, that's crazy. I mean, that's a crazy victory. You got to give it up. It's hard for me to give it up to him. I don't know why. Are you crazy? I know. Is he's also. I know. He's a nice guy. He's never lost to a role. I mean, you would get along great. He's great guy. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure he is. Look, I give it up to the guy. The guy's a fucking animal. Savage. I hate him. I hate him. He's a nice face. Isis. I hate that he talks. He's a nice face. Let's hear him talk. Yeah, let's hear the fucking. You love this stuff. Don't forget an accent.

2:50:59I got the dig down.

2:51:09Bro, he's legit. Oh, he's legit. He's like the Russian from Rocky. Proof to put it. You wish that Alex was still at 185. You know, I bet he could go to 205. He's big enough. Oh, yeah. He gets him. He gets him. He's gonna go to 205. He gets him. He would get starved up here. No, but wouldn't you love to see it try? Oh, yeah. I mean, that's not. He's jumping into the fucking shark. I mean, he can take a shot for sure. But can you take a shot from that guy? And you can take a shot from that guy at 205. Does that guy at 205 puts everybody night night? Everybody goes night night. Well, so Strickland's guaranteed.

2:51:40Dana said Strickland gets the winner. So Strickland's next for this. Then, Haas, or you give Strickland a little morning to fight Robert Whitaker. And he said, come on. Let's go double. No, because you got Whitaker fighting the Hamzaat. That's right. That's right. That's happening soon too. But who knows how that's going to work out? Hopefully Hamzaat makes the fucking walkoff. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. I mean, how many fights is Hamzaat had to pull out of? You went two, which is wow. Two or three and they miss weight on one. When he fucking home. When his whole claim to fame was he fought like three in a row.

2:52:12Uh -huh. But that was before he got rich and famous. Yes, different animal. The problem is he's like so revered in the Muslim world. You know, he's got like that Chechni and leader, loves him. And, you know, he's a fucking man now. He's driving him to say he's getting a purchase. And I'm saying like, woo. Here's the question, wow, what does he do? Well, as he was winning the fight, he was doing real good. He got caught. Doesn't matter the loss, you know. Doesn't, you know, he just got caught. That happens. He got caught. I think as he comes back. And I think as he took a lot of time off, I think he looked real good.

2:52:42Me too. You know, maybe he needed more time to prepare. Maybe Drekas is just that tough. Well, maybe he needed another fight, like a tuna fight. We don't do that in the UFC. There's no tuna fights. The UFC son. No, come back. Especially when you're that good. Yeah, you're fighting the cream of the crop. Yeah. And also those guys, there's no pic mix, you know. There's a lot of it's savage. But why don't you get a, do you get a, why don't you get to fight the champ? Because he lost the the title in his last fight. He's one of the greatest of all time. Yeah, I'll get it. He takes time off. And it's the most compelling fight other than Strickland.

2:53:16And there's a beef there, you know. But now Robert Whitaker looks pretty fucking good too. Robert Whitaker has to be at home, so I think that he'll get the shot again. Yeah, Whitaker looks. And then don't forget, uh, Bonickel too. Bonic, uh, Bonickel is on the come up. Well, he's got no doubt. Also Joe Piper. How about them apples? Yeah, that guy's fucking terrifying. He's terrifying. Everybody. Oh my god. First team all violence. Bro, Joe Piper hits so goddamn hard. When he fought, um, fucking power bar. He might retire. Why is he might retire? He's just said if he decides to retire, I just saw him take his gloves off.

2:53:55Is he? Oh my god. I would be surprised. What he, because is he going to go back in the queue? No. All right, let's see what's going on. What if I now get to see what happens? Let's see what happens here. He might just be just taking his gloves off because the fight's over. No, I mean, he can't do the knockout. No, he does that. If these retire, they'll give him time to come with this hug. See there? Okay. He took his, okay. He's going to have to go off. Yeah, they're off, but they're not on the ground. Not yet.

2:54:42I was just going to stay down. I just made a stupid, dumb mistake on the ground. And he adjusted well for the cable ribs. And he got me. But I said, my family, I will fight forever. I swear to God, no matter what. Well, that's the opposite of a retirement right there. Uh, tonight. And yeah, I wanted to knock out my, take on my brows. This is the best, I don't know if that's the best, I don't know if that's the best. That's kudos to the DEP. All class. Yeah, yeah, all class. I didn't think this was. I didn't manifest this. But um, I don't know if you guys want me to just try to put it in the USE.

2:55:34Well, I think my brain, why can't I hurt? Oh, shit. Well, look, I'm 35, I'm the other white things. And I know you all want to see me do this. You want to see me down, but watch this. I'm all fucking leaving. I'm wondering if I can do this. Hey, never gonna quit. I can't believe you. Who you say? Oh, and Brody, and let's not forget that it's such a golden opportunity. Is he possibly the greatest post -fight speech of all time? Oh, yeah, he beat Alex. Oh, yeah, I was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what I should make me give me cheer. Oh, so incredible. That was incredible. I'll take it. I'll take it.

2:56:10It was better, but yeah, they worked it out. This is cool too. DDP beat a very good is he? Very good is he now tuned up as he was ready to go. In shape. Oh, fucking animal. Yeah, he's an animal. He's an animal and he's so durable. He's so he's a fucking berserker. berserker and he's so big for the way class. When you're standing next to that dude, you can't imagine. And he weighs 185. He's so big. I wonder what he weighs now. Yeah, I don't know what you know. Deep in the two. How does he go? Deep in the two. Like two ten. Yeah, deep deep deep in the two. Yes, he is. Big as fuck big. This is cool.

2:56:44I'll tell you what, this is cool. I'm glad they brought this. Yeah, it's great. I'll tell you what wouldn't be good if is he went to two or five and thought Alex at two or five? No, I don't know. I don't know. Oh, god. No, please don't. Alex to two or five is what he's supposed to weigh. And at 185, he was starved. Stardved and dehydrated and still fucking people. Alex is he's a different thing. Yeah, he's a pro. Alex is a different thing. If Dracus goes up to two or five and fights Alex. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I don't fly to the moon to commentate that fight. I want to see that fight.

2:57:17That's crazy. There's so many good fights coming up. But for me, the big one that I can't wait for is O'Malley and Mariah to answer. Yep. Yep. Oh, bro, how do you keep that? I mean, if O'Malley keeps up what he did in his last fight. If he can look that magical again and again, then all of a sudden in my opinion, he's jumping in the goat conversation real quick. This movie looks good. He doesn't really come as a last fight. He made that guy look in slow motion. Yeah, because think I beat Jan, Alistar Over him, beat Smarab. Yeah, like what are we talking about it? You just said Alistar Over me.

2:57:59You meant man, I meant Aljerman Sterling. I'm sorry, guys. Tell us like what are you doing? What are you doing? Bro, this movie looks good. I heard this movie's really good too. You're tasting movies. You like everything because you eat 250 milligrams of edibles right before you watch this show. Every time you record an end of movies. Those movies are good. That's a good movie. You never saw Prometheus? Great movie. Great movie. Son of a bitch. Maybe it's good. What's the last one? What's the last one? It means the last one. Yeah. And that's good too. The better. It's better even than Prometheus.

2:58:39The last one. Shit. What is it, Jamie? The last Alien movie. Prometheus. But they were all good. All the Alien movies were good. But the last one was the best one. Covenant. Covenant. Yes. Covenant is good. That's good. Yeah. I love those movies. I watched any Alien movie, any Predator movie. Well, you know what was good? Surprisingly, it was prey. We're the prey. Yeah. It was prey. It was the command cheese. Hulu. Oh, was that good? Surprisingly. Yeah, it was a little bit of suspension of disbelief. A little bit. Yeah. This chick's kicking ass on these aliens. A little bit. It's good. It's great.

2:59:11It's good, dude. It's wild. It's wild movie. Oh, you know they're making a pocket lip dough too. Ooh. Is Mel Gibson involved? I think so. I think so. You got to let that crazy motherfucker. I don't want to be giving whiskey too. Yeah. Don't let it be so far. No, let me give it wild. Mel Gibson, you make a fucking movie, son. Passionate cries. Well, a sequel to Passionate cries to be sweet. The fucking. The comic. Yeah, the story of a fucking like what would that be like in a modern day world? The comeback. That's a crazy fucking movie. You tell the story of one of the other motherfuckers that was being criticized.

2:59:46That is the story is the test of how much you believe. Don't not believe. Yeah. How much you believe? Do you believe he came back from the dead? I don't see anything. No. Really? You don't see anything. Fake trailers. God dammit. These AGI leather fuck ACI, whatever. I overheard. I overheard so many say one. Athletic greens. These fucked. These motherfuckers. Where is the new predator movie in the works? Oh, there is. What is it? Kevin Spacey film. It's not a movie. It's not a movie. It's not a movie. Look at what he's watching. What is that? It's called Badlands. That's not what I'm talking about.

3:00:22Set in 1790. He's not talking about it. A predator in 1790? That's not what I'm talking about. No. But it's similar to that. Just not a sequel. It's called Badlands. Is it in the same time period? I don't know. It says same director. There was good, man. Pray was good. I watched that. I have to drink it out, then. It doesn't. What kind of movies you like? You don't like predator movies and alien movies? I like crazy shit. Good f**k. I rewatched hereditary. Oh, I like all the classics. Have you seen hereditary before? What's that? Oh, it's like one of these fuckery creepy. Fucking creepy scary movies.

3:00:57It's like really creepy. I like that. What is the midsummer? It's from the same guy that made midsummer. It's from the A24 people. Oh, what's hereditary? What's it about? It's crazy, dude. Well, it's hard to describe. See that creepy ass little girl? Yeah, it's pretty much about her. Kind of. Why is it always little girls scare the shit out of you when they're evil? Well, look at the face on this one. I mean, Jesus. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Every single person, she's a good actress, too. Every single person after this movie, like Google, like, is this girl really evil? With regard. With regard. Or special.

3:01:34Oh, regard. Her face is weird. Her face is weird. She's frightened. I don't want to get into trouble. But I regard it. We're like, what does he say? We're listening to the code that he didn't give us the fucking password for. What's the code? I think she's regard. She really have the weird face. Or is it? No, it's a funny movie. What would we say? A regard. She grew up, though. Was that movie that came out recently about that little girl was a vampire? And the people were the kid napped this little girl. And they thought that they were going to get paid to like, kidnap some raw love. Yeah. It's like a game that they play.

3:02:11They bring people into kidnap the girl. So that she could fuck them up later. That's right. That's right. That's what I'm excited about. Abigail. That's a fun movie. Have you seen it? You seen the whole thing? Abigail? Yeah. I love these movies. Abigail's fun. Have you seen the trailer for the new Beetle juice yet? Beetle juice. Oh, my God. Yeah. It's actually, this is like the first time I've been excited for movies since the last Tarantino movie. Really? Yeah. I'm with them on this. I love Beetle juice. Have you ever seen it? Michael Keaton's back. You can't watch it. And then Jenny, you know Jenny Ortega from, she did, she played Wednesday.

3:02:45Oh, yeah, yeah. She's in it, too. Oh, okay. We have a writers in it. We can see the trailer as long as we don't see it on camera as long as we don't hear it out loud. Well, on the news. You have to picture Tim Burton music throughout all this, like Creepy Powerful. But he's, he is the master at creating a very specific aesthetic. The best. Yeah. So we're on the writer. Look at that motherfucker. Yeah. Damn, right. Beetle juice is a little older. Yeah. CGI. I think you're a lot of shit to you. Make you look exactly like you used to look like. It's not the monster. Dude, I felt so bad for that guy when I saw the movie as a kid.

3:03:20When the lady shrunk his head again. Did you follow him? I felt real bad for him. I was like, why you can just be quiet? Yeah. Yeah. I felt like you deserved it. Dude, the original Beetle juice is fucking amazing. Great movie. If you rewatch it, there's so many cool fucking things hidden in the beginning and stuff that come back later. Imagine Tim Burton pitching Edward Sizzler hands. Wild. Okay, so it's Johnny Depp. Handsome Skyron. We're going to make him look goofy. And we're going to give him Sizzler for fingers. Wow. And it's really frustrating because he cuts everybody here. What? The movie's so good.

3:03:52What the fuck are you talking about? It's a metaphor on how we hurt the people we love the most. I don't know. I think it's a burden. You know, he's a hug you, but he can't because he'll hurt you. I don't even remember the movie. It's been so long since I seen you. He's dressed all the way to the girls here. I mean, was it good? Fucking unbelievably good. Yeah. Classic. Crazy good. Yeah. Like the whole fucking way through. Tim Burton was on a... I know, but imagine like, bitching that. Imagine if you were like an investor and you're like, what the fuck are you talking about? Oh, that's the thing.

3:04:22It's like, give me a superhero movie. God damn it. I want the Avengers. Beetlejuice is the real OG version of that. Because it's like, we could never pitch anybody Beetlejuice today. That's one of these things that happens online. It's a fake one. Oh, Timothy Shawlman. That's real because there's multiple photos on the foot. No, I get that shit out of my eyes. Probably some AI photos and someone is trying to be clickbaited. No, I guess. Yeah, that's not razor. I haven't heard of it. Is it a real thing? Yeah, it doesn't sound like a resistor thing. I think Tim Burton did Beetlejuice than the night before Christmas is fine.

3:04:48Yeah, but that's how creative people can get. They can find enough stuff out there to create a fake trailer that makes you look like it's a real movie. What was the deal with that ref? Did you ever find it? I didn't. The judge? Yeah, well that was a terrible car. It was a terrible car. I gave all three rounds to Ty and Rosenstrike was teeing off on him. That's crazy. Speaking of those fake trailers, they got Collins old ass. He came up to me and he's like, dude, do you see Conor McGregor? I'm like, what? He's like, he's the new Popeye. And I'm like, they're making a Popeye movie. He's like, you don't see the trailer?

3:05:18I'm like, no. He's showing them like, you're a fucking moron. He's a terrible actor. Conor McGregor? What was that movie road house? Terrorist. Terrorist. Conor McGregor is Popeye. Oh my god. I'm actually, it's actually, yeah, I'm not feeling it. I'm in. Why don't they make this? Conor, they should make this. Conor, if I was your manager, I'd say fuck the Chandler fight. No, I am into this. Yeah. Let's go. These scenes are from Roadhouse. Yeah, no, that's like it. So watch. Check the fuck up. Stop, bro. I didn't want Roadhouse. No, Roadhouse. We don't know that. Shane is a great joke. Oh, that's AI.

3:05:55Oh, that's super AI. Shane's joke about Conor. It's amazing. Oh, fuck it. But you can do a lot of CGI stuff and make me believe. I mean, count was all that. I mean, pretty much. So we don't get to the point where you can just make the movie. Well, that's why Tyler Perry shut down a studio. Tyler Perry was in the middle of making an $800 million production studio and he saw Sora. I saw a demonstration of the new AI, the ability to like you just put in a prompt and they show. You've seen the videos of Sora. You've seen it like Jack. We played in the green room. Yeah, like Duncan wouldn't stop talking about it.

3:06:31Incredible. The Tokyo in the snow was insane. Oh, you showed me. It's insane. Yeah, it's wild. So he shut down his studio. He's like, hold up. I'm going to pause because I'm not going to need that. I'm not going to need all this crazy shit. Everything's going to be done inside of a computer. There may be or he shut down studios because people weren't watching him dress up as a lady anymore. But they are. Yeah, he's not born broke any time soon. They are. Those things sell. Those things still slap. Oh, yeah. Oh, there's a market for that. Is there? Yeah, really? Listen, very popular movie on Amazon.

3:07:02There you go. There's a market for everything. He has a bunch of shows. He has a bunch of shows. Yeah, no, he's got a bunch of shit. Yeah, so he saw that and he was like, that's a wrap. I mean, why would you spend $800 million in some antiquated shit? If a computer program comes along next year, and then you could do it on your laptop. Yeah, if the expensive studio. I mean, this new shit. I'll tell you what I did the other day. Something I like to do once every five years at least. I fucking did. Dark side of the moon with Wizard of Oz. Incredible. Have you seen this? The third time? It's one of the greatest anomalies and coincidences in the history of art.

3:07:38What do you talk about? You don't know about this? No. If you hit start on Dark Side of the Moon on the second roar of the MGM Lion of Wizard of Oz. And you turn the audio of Wizard of Oz all the way down and dark side of the moon all the way up. It matches. It's a crazy fucking visual thing. It matches exactly. It matches in this weird way. Lear XB. But it syncs up. Dark side of the rainbow also knows Dark side of Oz or the Wizard of Floyd is a pairing of the 1973 Pink Floyd album Dark side of the moon with the 1939 film with a Wizard of Oz. This produces numerous moments of apparent synchronicity with a film and the album appeared to correspond.

3:08:14Members of Pink Floyd and Dark side of the moon, Engineer Alan Parsons denied any intent to connect the album to the film. I asked Roger Waters about it. And they get asked all the time about this. But it seems like they made it to sync it up. They didn't. The coincidences are insane. It's nuts. I think it's proof of the simulation. When I was rewatching it the other day, I was positive of it. Positive of it. There's a lot of stuff that makes me think, this isn't real. You know, these really smart people that understand this on a level that I'm not really capable of. Like Elon says, the chances that this not be in the simulation are one in billions.

3:08:54Billions. Yeah, and he's a smart guy. But I only hear rich people say we're in a simulation. Like a lady working at McDonald's with four kids, they ain't be like this. It's a simulation. Listen, the kid working in the cobalt mine in the Congo wishes he works at McDonald's. Yeah. Right, that would be the simulation. Oh my god, free fish and chips. Yeah. You know, fish and chips. Whatever. Whatever you get, play fish. I told you how to cheat day today. I ate two filet fish and I spiced you chicken sandwich at McDonald's. It's gonna run solid cheat day. How'd you feel? Terrible. Terrible. I worked out like a werewolf after that.

3:09:28I tried to burn that shut off. What did I do? I was a you eat bread. I'm like a year. Yeah, I barely do. But today I did. Today I went off. I had a piece of bread. One to eat too. I didn't give a fuck. You buy that bitch. I ate two. Onion rings too. I ate three onion rings. I ate a buck. Man, that stink was fucking awesome. Yeah, three fork. Shut up. Three forks. You can't have a bad restaurant in Austin. I, I, it's very rare, man. You can't. You won't survive. It's too many good ones. Yeah, too many good ones. Well, even though there's a fucking taco caught across from the mothership. Oh, it's bomb.

3:09:59Bomb, I'm believe it. Bomb, dig it. Yeah. You can pizza out there though. Yeah. There are places out here. There are places out here. I have not been. Yeah. But there's, there's a bunch of places. If you Google it, there's like some high -end places that make some bad -ass places. I'm just, you have to find like an A1 top tier sandwich shop. Oh, we got those. Yeah, we do. Yeah, you got to find them. Oh, you have a, don't you have a Fnugis out here or something like that? What's that one that count? Yeah, it's Fnugis. No, no, no, no. It's something like that, right? Scarps. Scarps. No, no, no, no, that's my go -to.

3:10:34It's a great sandwich. But I'm talking about someone on the level of like Italian deli. Like you have, you have like, ghost sando in L .A.? No. That like that level level level. Where's that at? How about my man Giovanni that we had catered, kill -towing? Oh, that was unbelievable. Oh, that dude from GnR's deli. Oh, I'm sorry post about it. He's got his own place now in white planes. It's good. Insane. I didn't eat all day just so I could eat his sandwiches on Saturday night. I just decided not to eat. Snarps is the best sandwich I've had in a hot second though. They're very good. I'll eat that shit.

3:11:07No, no, it's not bad at all. You know, he's got great sandwiches. Joe DeRosa. Oh, yeah, his spot's out here too. He's making a spot out here. He had a pop -up when Luke Tower was going on. He did a pop -up. The comic? Yeah. He brought us some sandwiches. He's got a great sandwich shop in New York City. Joey Roses. Really good. Really good. Big ass fucking sandwiches too. Have you found good chicken wings out there? Oh, yeah. What's that place you get delivered? It's called the BBQ Chicken. They have one in LA too. You're told me about that bomb -ass Korean place. That's what I'm talking about.

3:11:39No, the late night place. What is it called? Soha? Oh, soha. No, you told me about it. I told you about it. About soha, yeah. There you go. Soha. But that's not chicken wings. No, no, no, but it's Korean food. It's awesome. Amazing. David Lucas knows the best chicken wings. Nice. BBQ Chicken is the best chicken wings. Period. You know what's the chain that you get all the time? Yeah. No. There's crusty overbredded ones. Get the fuck out of here. That's why. What do I say, Joe? Gus's. I didn't know Gus's was a chain. Gus's is incredible. No, Gus's is great for our chicken. The last time I got Gus's was, was, was good.

3:12:14But I think by the time that Gathe was cooled off, that's why. They bet about 90%. But Gus's the best. But when you get it in Gus's, it's hot. But they don't have wings though. It's just have like fried chicken. Yeah, but they have fried pickles. But it's great. Lucy's. I think it is. Lucy's fried chicken here. Have you tried that? Yeah. Yeah, this is good. I mean, I haven't tried all the fried chicken. Have you tried that Egyptian barbecue place? KG BBQ? Egyptian barbecue. It's a food truck. Yeah. Okay, yeah, it's attached to the little brewery. Yeah. That's awesome too. I went there with Action Bronson.

3:12:47Oh, and Golden Chicken makes decent wings. They got this. I don't know what they call it. Crack, crack, crack, crack, sprinkle, crack. It's some kind of season in the day. It's awesome. There's so many good recipes. There's no bad food. Bro, there's a seafood spot out here called Mongers. Oh, that's placed. That place is great. Mongers is good. Mongers is great. Best crab cakes I had outside of Maryland. Oh, you got to go to Jay Carbys and get the crab cakes. Where? Jay Carbys has the best crab cakes. Jay Carbys, not that Mongers aren't great. But Jay Carbys are off the charts. Okay. Best crab cakes I've ever had.

3:13:18Have you been to Jay Carbys? I've only been to Jay Carbys once without you. It's great. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's like, I can't get bad food out here. It's, if you're in a town that has bad restaurants, like that sucks. Like, if you want to go on a hot dinner date, you got to go two hours. But where has like bad, like, it's middle America maybe? Like, I will, bro. No, bro. Like, go to Indiana. Go to Vermont. You'll starve to death. Yeah. It's like, it's like, it's like, white people food. I asked the dude, I was like, yo, what's good? He was like, pot pies. No, it was like some kind of steamed plan.

3:13:50Steamed plan, so I can't. No, it was like steamed sandwich. Yeah. They like steamed, they like, put cheese on something and steamed it. Calm out. Bro, it's only warm there for a day. Yeah. You can't stay in a place that I've ever been to. It's in Oklahoma, Oklahoma City. Really? Yep. Best take -house ever. It ends down. I'm really. What's it called? Something rip. Have you been to that place in Vegas? The Zarmies? The Zarmies. You might change your房 like that. That's the top of the panel from me. I like the name. Oh, the name. Good call. You're real smart. No, it's not the place. The Zarmies the top of the panel.

3:14:23Is it the Zarmies? It's in Oklahoma. This is the one place we went to at the place. I know Lazy Street House. The ZZL. Not Biazi. No word. Not bizarre, like how bizarre. Yeah. You know, like a bizarre, like a shop. Oh, god. Gotcha. Yeah. I thought it was like bizarre. No, no, no, no. We're getting wacky. No, no, we're a zebra. No, it's that guy, Jose Andress, that famous chef. Oh, we're it's incredible. It's all Argentine style. So they have like hardwoods, burning, and the stakes are like on these grills you raise and lower. No, okay. That's a Chujascareer. That's Brazilian. Yeah. Yeah. And they have that like, they have the old cow.

3:15:00They have that like a, it's not like the older cow mature cow. Yeah, like the milk cows. By the way, who dresses better than Dintamas? Yeah. Dean is the best dresser in all of MMA. He's always got some stylish shit on. Yeah, that's pretty good. Like, look at him. Man, we're rocking the ass, God. Dean, Dean will rock a turtle neck. And like, what are you wearing? Dean, like always. He's always got some slick shit on. He's great. So you can only ask, what do you think about Khalil round tree? Great fight. Fighting Alex. That's crazy, right? Entertainment wise, it's great. And he's won five in a row.

3:15:29It's a fun or fight for Alex. Just built, keeps building him. And after that, the his last fight, you know, like when you see Khalil, it just keeps getting better. It just keeps getting better. Love Khalil. Such a good person. He's great guy. I just had him on recently. Yeah. That fight, that's a big ass fight, man. Huge fight for him. Because remember, he's going to be the co -main event on a car card. He gets busted. Connor falls out. Yeah. And now all of a sudden he's fighting for the title in Salt Lake City. By the way, who saved more cards than Alex? Legend. That's why it's my pound for pound number one.

3:16:00He keeps, like, they just keep having him save these cards. Card goes south. Who wants to defend the title? He's like, Chama. Dougan speaks English, whatever. Let's write. And he's one of the biggest stars in the sport. Doesn't speak, like, you don't have to speak English in this sport. All that shit talking's great. But if you can just flatline every motherfucker that's in front of you, he does. He has to be a knockout artist, though. Right. Have to be flatlining, dude. Can't be a grappler. Right, right, right. Like when Floyd Mayweather was making all those pay -per -view dollars, even though he's winning by decision, just everybody wanted to see him lose.

3:16:32He had talked so much shit. He got people so riled up that everybody bought it. And they would just smartly box his way to a victory. He didn't care. And it, but it kept working, yeah. kept working. He'd give people so riled up. Yeah, he realized like people wanting to see you lose. It's just as powerful of marketing as anything. Maybe more powerful. Yeah. I mean, that's why he's always showing his cars and showing his jewels and watches. Like duplexes? I want him to lose so bad. I'm gonna watch every fight he did. He's in. You know? So him and Sean Strickland, the rematch, is gonna be very interesting.

3:17:01Cause I thought Sean won the first fight. I thought it was real close, but I thought Sean won. He beat them in the rematch. Really? Yeah. What makes you think that? I thought Sean beat him the first time. I think not only does he beat him, I think he's gonna beat him bad. Really? I don't know if there's beating DDP bad. Imagine if Sean beats DDP bad, then you go Sean isy too. I'm happy with that. I can't. Why not? Let's go. Yeah, why can't you? Why not? You can't do it. What are we in Russia? Yeah. Let's go. You can't cause you didn't have a fucking win. Shut your fucking set. You're the mouth and let's fucking party.

3:17:36Nothing is it, but is he's not moved into that, almost into that, that Connor status where he can pick his shots? No, he didn't. Almost. He don't have that demand. If he won tonight for sure. But here's the other problem he's going up against. You have Hamza, you have all these other killers coming up the rankings. Yep. And they need to shot. Yep. And it was a definitive fight. What does it say here? What's he saying? Coming down to 25 one more time. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Mr. Resonaceous. Oh, OK. It's oh my god. He's going to come down to 1 -85 one more time. So it's at bro with a man.

3:18:16Look at that face. Oh my god. That's not real. That's fake. What are you talking about? That's real. That's real. That's real. That's his Instagram. He Brian probably knows he's been on Instagram all night. He's been checking Twitter. It's fake. Let me ask everybody on my Twitter page. Brian's like that French guy's tough. Because Paul is talking. Does he know he talks shit like that? Yeah. Yeah, all the time. Sure he wants a fight. And he has what he's doing. He can make 85 still, which is just nuts. But he was making 85 and going up to 220 the night of the fight. That's so crazy. I would love him.

3:18:50Now does he get a shot? If he wants it? Absolutely. Yeah. He's the champ at 205. He's the champ at 205. If they decide to have, if he decides to make 85 again and they decide to do it for December. Because like, look, in a perfect world, Connor fights Chandler in December in Vegas. In a perfect world. Is what Connor wants? In a perfect world.

3:19:11But he hasn't fought in a couple of years. Like, is that going to happen? You know, I'm going to be honest. I'm not as excited to see Connor fighting. How dare you. Well, that's a problem. As time goes on, like if he doesn't fight for a year from now, it's a tough sell. Can he still headline? Yes. Yes. I'm still the biggest. I'm not as excited for that card. You wouldn't be as excited as you were if Chandler and him fought in July. Right? Chandler and him fought when they were supposed to fight. But the week of the fight? You're going to be ranked up. And then when you walked up, you had a ramped up.

3:19:44And the whole place goes green. I'm going to watch it. But I'm not going to be like, oh, shit, I can't wait. Like, I couldn't wait for this. Right. You know, more excited than when you were for the French guy. Yeah. Look at that guy.

3:20:02We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, he said shit. Come in. Trevor Noah Jones. Imagine Brian Simpson with a map. Where's he from? What's he? What's his name? Guy Cara France. Do you be so ashamed of how baked I was on flagrant? What? I'm so ashamed of it because I didn't. Oh, no, listen to it. I did not know what you're talking about. No, I didn't remember it until it came out. I was in, I was in Detroit the weekend before. And they kept dropping off edibles in the green room. Oh, no boxes of stuff. Oh, no. And it was this one shit called band. And I had a bag of them. And it was the bag was 200 milligrams.

3:20:39Right. But the night before flickering, I couldn't sleep. So I reached in this fucking box and grabbed one. And I ate it. And I didn't realize like the one I ate was just one. Like, like, you know, like the chip challenge. Like if it's just one chip in the four, you ain't supposed to fucking eat that. Right. It was one of them. And the whole thing was 200 milligrams. Oh. And I didn't realize it. And then I would later I wake up and I only had my night sleep. But I'm energized and I'm hired. And I've ever been in my whole life. Mm -hmm. And the podcast is in like three hours. Oh, four hours. Oh, yeah.

3:21:11That's a nightmare. And I get there. That should be enough time. No. No? Joe, I was hot all day. I was hot through that whole day. And then a little bit when I woke up the next day. Wow. And it's not good. I mean, you're cool. I can live in that world. But I was just like, I just would like this the day we have it. This is going to be just going to have this kind of day. Right. Yeah, you're going to wake up. You're going to end up, you know, you're going to eat some food. You might end up in a drum circle. Who knows? Thinking guys from Africa or French? Yeah. Right. I'm not that hot today. I'm a little hot.

3:21:43But not unless you're on Flaker, I thought it was good. I was just. But I was struggling, man. I was not clear minded at all. Andrew's a professional though. Oh, carry it. Well, that show is great to be too high because there's so many people on the show. There's a lot of people that can carry things. There's always someone chiming in. That's the benefit of having a lot of people in the show. Yeah. Like if you're too high and it's just you and the person, you're like, yeah, the problem is not that I'm terrible when I'm how I just that I just stream a consciousness. And they've heard me just you've heard the stuff that spills out of my brain when I'm just not when I'm just regular.

3:22:15Right. Right. So I was like, all right, I'm just saying whatever. Right. It was fun. It was a great time. Yeah, it's a, well, it's also you're protected. You're amongst friends. Yeah. And I got, I loved that I got to go to New York City without having anything else to do. So I got to like experience the city. Right. It's like I still don't want to live here, but I get it. But it's it. I get it for a visit. Yes. I love it for a visit. I can't imagine Vegas. Yeah. We were just there for Killtoni. It was amazing. I mean, it was cool for me to fly in with like very minimal obligations. Just had to be a guest and have a good time and soak it all in.

3:22:51It was crazy, dude. It feels like living in an obstacle course. Where's like, I got to get through shit just to get to the shit. Right. But people like that because it's like the hustle excitement. Yeah. It's an activity. Yeah. I'm telling you watching Killtoni go down a Mass and Square Garden. That's another thing to me that I go, this might not be real. This might be a simulation. This seems too great to see it from the beginning to see it at Mass and Square Garden. Like this doesn't seem real. And not only see it at Madison Square Garden, but there's probably like 70 standing ovation over two nights.

3:23:23Oh, it was nuts. Yeah. There's so many moments that were so nuts. They were so fun. Yeah. It was so ridiculous. But it was also just so bizarre to see it in such an enormous arena filled with people that love the show. I should have fucking been there. Oh, you should have went. Yeah. You should have went. Why didn't you go? Nothing I just got back from New York. I was just exhausted. Jelly Roll sang New York, New York. Yeah. I got a car. And a three -piece suit and a fucking top hat. Black keys. He's opening up on Saturday. Was insane. Dice went up first. Was insane. By night, too, he was pretending he was my assistant.

3:23:56Because he did such a good job the night before that I hired him as an assistant. It was like a combination of like a comedy show, pro wrestling, chaos, and like a celebration of comedy. That's really what it is. You're a Vince McMahon. Oh, it is. In the Kill Tony over. It was crazy that I didn't, you know, I've only seen clips still. I haven't like watched it back. But when I do, it's so fucking surreal. Because I'm like watching it almost, you know, definitely like a fan. Because I'm, you know, like just the Shane, as Trump talking shit about Joe and Joe popping up, like from my perspective, it was fucking awesome.

3:24:34But when I suddenly just cooked that up right before the show, too. Oh, yeah. That was not something that was planned. Yeah, I was saying. Right before the show, I showed up. And I wasn't even going to go on that day. I was just hanging out. I was on the panel the day before. And Tony's like, I got a night. He's like, Ruben's figure. Oh, yeah. It was great. Oh, shit. Because the whole silly Trump being mad, yeah, broken, endorsed, even though he didn't RFK junior. And then having Joey Diaz go on after that was insane. The whole, it was just magic, man. It was like, like I said, it was like a celebration of comedy.

3:25:09That's what it felt like. It's like comedy's back. It felt like a celebration. What's so cool, what I was saying about the pro wrestling thing was when I was watching that clip, that was the first time I've seen what the people see. So in Trump's doing that, and all of a sudden, the director, Anthony Giordano, who actually directs the UFC, goes all the way to the back of the arena. So you see the entire stage. And there's just this tiny stairway in the middle. And you see something in the crowd at that moment, doo, smoke from all four, five, six banisters, or whatever it was. And the name on this crazy, huge LED, just Rogan, Rogan, Rogan.

3:25:45And when you wear an old pro wrestler shirt, you look, I think so. Now, yeah, and which is actually perfect for the fucking, which was perfect for the bit that I came up with 20 minutes before the show, because I wanted him to intimidate Trump. Trump could do that silly thing where he refers to the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's a great guy. We're never saying bad things. Watching him try to not laugh while he's saying that. While simultaneously we're seeing Adam Ray, who's a professional fucking character and actor and comedian, totally break his bite in which he never does. And he's cracking up throughout that.

3:26:23And Harland just so happens to be behind him, who's a notoriously silly guy who's just cracking up. And a fan, we all, to be able to have moments like that there. But again, it was like, it was a celebration of comedy. Like the Legends bucket when you kept pulling people out of the bucket. It's also a celebration of your creation, Tony. Like I see it, I'm like, God, they deserve it, man. Yeah. I look at it, I'm like, yeah, go, man. Fucking go, dude. It's persistence. And if you keep getting better at things and you keep pursuing, and it just grows, and that show grew organically. There was no help.

3:27:00Well, the whole thing is about growth. Like that's really the coolest thing. Like if you notice the pops of the Legends, which is maximum pop, a lot of the regulars and the golden ticket winners were almost, if not, getting that exact same pop, because these people, everybody know, that they're watching this guy have the biggest moment of his career. And they remember when he was living in a fan or trying to get to America, or fucking you name it, had a drug addiction, alcohol addiction, disabled. You know, bullied their whole lives, the inability to speak, Aaron Bale, through a fucking Bluetooth killing in Madison Square Garden.

3:27:43It was amazing. And random bucket pools, these people, who 10 minutes, five minutes earlier, had no idea, they were gonna be on the biggest stage in the world. They've been waiting for hours, they signed up, they waited outside, they've been sitting there. And a couple of years of first time they ever went on stage. Wow. Yeah. That's what God does. That's gotta be unbelievable. Wow. That's nuts. Bro, you probably are in an alternative dimension where you even hear your voice on that microphone. You first have ever been on stage. Oh yeah. Yeah. And that's why it gets tough. And the adjustment that I made for MSG, specifically learning from the other arenas that we've done, was these people, when they get, when it is your first time, or your brand new, a few months in, and you're in an arena, they cannot help but think that tens of thousands of people are right there watching them.

3:28:34So it's very hard to get real answers out of them at all. Different animals. So I realize that I have to blend in fucking thunder and lightning kind of throughout it. You know, to be able to keep the momentum up. These are interviews are going to be tough. Even if the comedian kills with the minute, me going, tell me something weird about you. You wouldn't want us to know. It's so much harder in front of 15 ,000 people, Ben. You gotta keep them. You know, 400 at the mothership on Monday, where it's kind of cozy. Well, it's 250 at the mothership. So it's such a fraction. The roars, like let Ari Maddie got, that cam got, it always get William on Gumrigat.

3:29:16It's crazy. I like that Ari. He's great. Yeah, he's impossible. I never met him. Yeah, he's a great guy. There's so many freaks at the mothership right now that are fucking like, just hoof. They are crushing to high weight. Should I make sure? But there's too much space between the S and the T. Yeah. You're absolutely with that. I'm going to keep it like that forever. I'm going to keep it like that forever. I'm going to keep it like that forever. You want to move the bus over? I'm going to, you're going to be a guest next week. I'm going to pull you next week. I'm going to pull you next week. I'm going to pull you next week.

3:29:45I'm going to pull you next week. I'm going to move it a little bit more to the right. That's it. Oh no. Oh, he's freaking out. I don't give a fuck. You know, we did do a smelling salts. Oh, shit. There was no dance party this time. I grab this up. I know Brian, you're sad, but you got to give Dupal C respect. No, it's not all in me. All Dupal C, you got a hateable face. But, well, you can't. I just think he needs to do more interviews. Get out there more, too. So because he's a good guy. Why is he showing Michael Chandler, K -O -N Hooker after he won? Maybe the show has come back, right? Are they trying to set up Chandler and Hooker?

3:30:23No. How do you know? Because the show and what Hooker's coming back from. They're an hour after the thing, another on some other show. Right. No, I'm saying this is the wrap -up show, but these guys are showing Dan Hooker getting K -O'd. Because he lost two in a row, right? Right, right. But I wonder if they're trying to set that up. Because that would be exciting. Chainway taking that. But maybe he would take that if he can't get the counter fight. No, he waiting for that counter, Dahlia. I know he's waiting for that counter fight, but it has to be December. There has to come a point in time.

3:30:53Yeah, we got it. Where he's got, he hasn't fought for two years. I know, waiting for Conner. Yeah, Red Panning, I'd hold five. Right. Yeah, Karla France was an animal. But what a crazy thing to have to sit around and wait. To sit around and wait. You can't do nothing. You can't do nothing. And you can't take a chance going there and fight somebody and lose and then lose your spot. And then Conner's talking shit about you. Well, Conner was, yeah, Chandler's talking shit because Conner talked shit about Trump, you know, Chandler's Trump. If you had a bet right now, they fighting December. Really?

3:31:24Yep, really. What do you think? I'm the same guy that Gary can get in the comments. The French guy wins. What gives Conner? What do you think? You think they fight? I don't think they fight. No, ever? You think Conner fights again? You know what? I don't think so. He's got larger half a billion dollars, man. Yeah, the whiskey's doing so good. He sold that whiskey company. Man, man, man. He doesn't touch the whiskey's nut. He ends up torturing us. What do you mean? It's done. He sold his portion. Right. He sold it. Yeah. But I mean, he made the money. He doesn't have any stock or anything. I think so.

3:32:03He's still promoting the style. Yeah, he has to promote it. He made millions. Yeah, stupid. Millions. Millions. I know. It's hard when they make that much money. We got that much money. You got yacht money. I think that whiskey will be, will taste good by the time it's Conner fights again. Oh, that's a burn. It's terrible. I do not like it. I have to. Well, it's a $20 whiskey. I haven't had it. It's like a cheap whiskey for like, you know, well, you know what, man, I tried some old scotch and it ruined me. I tried like LaFrog, some like 25 year old Macallan, that kind of shit. I tried the old scotch.

3:32:40I don't know. Once you drink that stuff, like, damn, or like Buffalo trays, you know, that, that stuff, that's eight years old, man. When you can't get it, they won't make it any less than eight years old. That's great. And then when you realize like that, like how long it takes for whiskey to get good. Yeah. And so my, oh, this is a brand new whiskey. Well, of course, it's terrible. Well, Conner's supposed to be that though, right? You're supposed to have like mix it. You know, so it's not like a sipping whiskey. It's like a party thing. It's college kids are putting some sockets. It's like some picky blindership.

3:33:07Yeah, bro. He getting fucked up. That's where I'm placing bets on a fixed horse race. Yeah. Great show. I just started watching. Fucking picky blinders is great, dude. I'm on season four now. I'm on season two. So good, dude. It's fucking good. One last little swig. Hell yeah. For the friend. Killian Murphy, their guy's a beast. Monster. They're doing a new 28 days later. They're doing 28 years later. Oh, really? Yeah. Remember that? You ever see 28 days later? The zombie movie? Yeah. The best zombie movie ever. It was when there were two of them. It was 28, no, it was 28 days and then 28 weeks.

3:33:40Something like that. And then they're doing 28 years? 28 years. Yeah. Okay. It's a long time. Bro, that first one is amazing. It was great. Because like, it's like real close to what COVID was. Fucking around in a laboratory. Isn't he the riddle of two now? Yes. Killian Murphy? No, no, no. It's not Killian Murphy. No, he's from that movie with Hugh Jackman. Paul Danham, yeah. Yeah. He's the riddle of him. He was, what's his face? Oppenheimer. It's great in Oppenheimer. Killian was great. He's a great fucking ring. So he's got range, you know. A guy who can play a gangster and a nuclear scientist.

3:34:22Yeah. You don't know about Piki Blinders though. He's like, he's like the smart guy of the family. And then this red dick like everyone in this spoiler, where it's he's been out for fucking hot sex. Spoiler. I'm going to say though, is the undercover agent that goes to the bar to work for? Yeah. She's just a smoke show in a landfill of warlocks. Yeah. And he's like, no, this is normal. I'm sort of telling all sorts of shit. And it starts banging. Yeah, it's the best. Let's go. Let's go. I called it. You guys caught up on House of Dragons. House of Bull. No, don't say anything. I haven't watched it this season.

3:34:54I'm waiting until Piki Blinders told me that. Wait. I'm going to wait for House of Dragon. Yes, exactly. I'm trying to get House of Dragons to get all their episodes in. So I can binge. You can do that now though. It's just a trailer for season three. The entire season is just entire. House of Dragons is all out. House of Bull. Yeah, it's over here. Oh. Yeah. You didn't like it? Well, the season was long. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, it was just four play. Yes. But the setup is diabolical. OK, don't do that. Don't say it. Let's wrap this up. But if it doesn't start to go down, it's season three.

3:35:29I'm going to fuck it. So it doesn't die. I'm going to freak the fuck out. Let's wrap this up. All right, boys, love you. Fun times. Have a good time. Zazazallgas .com. Two weeks left. By a shirt, win a truck. Oh. That's all you have to do. That's all you have to do. By a shirt, by a shirt, by a shirt, by a shirt, by a shirt. By a shirt, by a shirt, by a shirt, by a shirt, by a shirt. Tony Hinch live. The MSG live stream is still available right now at KillTowneyLive .com. KillTowneyLive .com. And when are you going to do another arena? New Year's Eve and the night before New Year's Eve. Oh, shit.

3:35:581231 in town, baby. In town, baby. In town, baby. Here in Austin, Texas. Oh, in town, in the world. In the short world in Las Vegas, I think it's sold out. But there might be a couple tickets. When's that? September 25th. Oh. That's a big one. Oh, don't you have tickets to the theater in Boston? Wilbur? Wilbur Theatre, October 11th. Get them tickets right now. All right. Bye, everybody.

3:36:23Yeah. Couldn't pull the f*** back. C'mon it. Fuck, man.

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