Fight Companion - March 21, 2026

25:49It's blown up. But even that, that could be AI, too. It could be. You don't know. That's the issue. There's definitely a bunch of AI stuff out there, and this is one of the things that we knew about this new world that we're living in. You're going to see news that's not news. You're going to see fake shit. And, you know, Israelis are pretty slick. I think that the idea of using fake footage to pretend that Netanyahu was dead, like use fake AI, that's not past what they would think of. No. That's a clever move. And if they had to use, like, fake video of things getting blown up, like, how do you know?

26:25Who fucking knows anymore? Who knows what's real and what's not? How do we know here in Texas? We don't fucking know. Who's going to survive? There's a good thing? Always. What's the good thing? Always. In three weeks, we're going to Cuba. The mothership's opening up. That's all I know. You know what I'm saying? That's all I'm thinking about. Blow up everybody. There's a revolution in Cuba. We're going to open up the mothership next to Starbucks. We're going to get some real cigars, dog. Oh, no, those cigars taste like ass now. That communist dirt. How dare you? The other guys are making them.

27:02Son of a bitch. I'm hearing it from the Cuban people that those cigars taste like ass. So what's going on in Cuba? They're about to... Well, this guy Diaz is starting to... Whatever. He's starting to... Negotiate with Trump. They're going to lift the embargoes or whatever. I think, listen, forget the fucking embargo. They got to lift the island. Get those people out of there. Get them all out? That fucking... They have roaring blackouts. And that's three or four days ago. They got no power. Yeah, guess what, kids? Communism doesn't work. No, it don't fucking work. It never works. Adonis tried it in New York.

27:35Yeah, sort of. Sort of. He's learning on the job. He's learning on the fly. It's not going great. That's the only good thing that they might open that fucking hole. You see that Kathy Hochul lady begging rich people to come back? Yeah. Go to Palm Beach and grab your friends and tell them to come back to New York. What? What the fuck is going on? What is happening? Is this real life? How is that lady the governor of New York? How is that the real governor? The white lady? Yeah, the white lady. She's the white lady that said that black people don't know what computers are. Just the most racist thing ever.

28:08What the fuck did you just say? She's also the one that said that God brought them the vaccine. The vaccine's brought by God. No, fucking Pfizer made it. They have a patent. Moderna made it. What the fuck are you talking about? How are you the governor? It's entertaining though. Eddie, you gotta feel good because you were spot on on the Epstein stuff. How long ago? Six years ago? How was this repeating shit that I see on YouTube? You call it though. You might become the next Swami of Salami because I'm telling you I see those videos all the time now. Eddie Bravo was right. Eddie Bravo was right.

28:44And you're on different platforms. No, you're right all the time. I'm the one making them. Fuck these motherfuckers that were talking shit that you're crazy and all that shit. Well, the thing is, like, Eddie's open mind. Fucking Nirvana, you know, the whole thing. The Nirvana one's crazy. There was a new one today that I just sent Jamie. It's handwriting analysis of the suicide letter. And they're saying now it's counterfeit. Of Kurt Cobain? Yeah. I haven't seen any of this. Clearly, she fucking did it. Oh, I have no idea. I don't think you should see that on YouTube. I did watch that. Have you ever watched the doc?

29:16I did. Bro, come on. Yeah. But it was also actors. actors saying things that you don't know if they said because no one was there be cool but you know I'm saying yeah now hey it's a little weird it's a little weird little weird you're talking about the detectives who are like there's no way you could that size of that makes sense but it's not a documentary if you got actors pretending to do roles it gets a little squirrely so what even without that letter it's kind of I feel like most people can tell that the writing on the bottom is not the same as the writing on the top that's when the heroin kicker dog tell him Joey when that heroin kicks in your writing gets a little wacky I think whoever right is out the window killed Chris Cornell and Chester what oh all of them oh what I think it's my guess it's the same people but you don't think those guys committed suicide I don't think so I don't think the picture of Chester with his family literally the day before Chris Cornell hung in a closet with broken ribs there's a lot of shit broken ribs dude there's a lot of That's one thing I didn't hear that I said oh, it's from the CPR.

30:18Oh Really? Give me that lighter Joe you gotta look into the Chris Cornell stuff They murdered them But you do break ribs when you do CPR you sure you didn't actually just hang them so did I've seen YouTube videos on this Cuz there's a lot of people that think that Bourdain didn't either but I think he kind of did the one I don't know this could be total bullshit, but we know Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell were like really good friends maybe best friends we know that and They were involved in some Documentary about Child trafficking child sex traffic. Yeah, and so was F Bourdain was involved in it too and this DJ that died to they got mysteriously got Committed suicide whatever there you go.

31:05Yep. They were all I don't know that might be bullshit, but that's what I'm hearing I'm hearing that they were all involved in some project and they clipped them. With Eddie's track record. I don't know. I'm listening. I'm a like it. I don't know, but it is. What's going on? The project disappeared weirdly. If that was a thing where no one else was working on it and they just didn't want to put it out, did they get scared? They all died and it stopped. What are you going to do? I'm just asking. They wouldn't have been making it individually on their own. Correct. They're not the ones filming stuff.

31:36Do you know that four of the people that debunked Pizzagate, four of the journalists were arrested for child pornography? Have you ever seen that? No. I saw something about that. I don't think that's real. God, I hope it's not real. I don't think it is. You know, I went to that Comet Pizza. I went there. Somebody just sent it to me today. I went there. Was anybody that was a journalist? Because I know there was a story. I saw at least one of the journalists. Yeah, when I tried to look stuff the other day, I saw a story that a journalist got arrested for that, But I don't think that they had anything to do with reporting on Pizzagate.

32:08It was like a vice reporter. They weren't one of the debunkers? I don't believe so. That's what I looked it up. It said that. I'll try again. There's been so many deaths in the celebrity world that have a lot of suspicious qualities. How about the science world? How about that dude that was a plasma physicist and they whacked him at MIT. And then they whacked another guy. For what? No one knows he was assassinated and then another guy just got what was he? Well, did he discover something scientifically or something most likely working on some very important stuff? Yeah, plasma physics. I said hey the moon's plasma.

32:46You can't land on that. He did not This is old. This is 23. It's all 23 is none of this is right. No, no, it's all old arrests It's not like a recent all for their older This is like then it's like an old meme that thinks people bring up back. So it's not true I don't think anyway what so Elon Musk boosted it so what it says he to gate It says boosted the pizza gate. Oh, it just he boots that When you look into the Michael Jackson death that was that's that was weird that one's fucking weird Yeah, JFK jr. Yeah, but the Michael Jackson one he was taking propofol every night. You can't do that You can't just the nest that ties yourself like maybe that's what they say like who you don't know Maybe they yeah, yeah tell him he did just get all his masters back and had the Beatles catalog to yeah, which is weird

33:37Put the headphones on or talk in the microphone Money Michael Jackson's made since he does Bro, it's fucking wild him and Elvis are he's like one in two? He blew out Tupac when Tupac pulled put out his like fifth album after he's dead. We're like where are these coming from? They thought he was alive. Remember that movie that Andrew Dice Clay did? Like his only movie? Ford Fairlane. It was like they put all this money, they blow it up and then for some reason it didn't make its money back or something. It was a failure and then they kind of just blackballed him after that. That's a deep ass movie.

34:14Ford Fairlane he was a detective who was investigating celebrity deaths and then at the end of the movie they find out he's like head you know there's a there's a part where he's talking to like the executive the head executive or the owner of a record company and they go dude as soon as we kill him motherfucker we got he's we immortalize him for life he's worth people knew that they knew that forever yeah they did that forever though that's the suspicion about jimmy hendrix yeah exactly jimmy hendrix kill them while they're hot instead of when they sell out and do commercial shit you You can't kill them that.

34:48Kill them when they're legendary, and then boom, whoever owns those masters. Whoever owns those masters. All right, let's go to the fact fact. Let's go to the doctor that killed Michael Jackson and where he is today and how much time he got because it was a slip in the amount. That's what it was? Maybe the guy got stuck watching stupid on CNN and he forgot to go in there. I think somebody knocked on his door, gave him five million, said just put an extra two cc's in there. And he didn't get much time at all. He didn't get dick. You got nothing Joe. You know he said that he thinks that Michael Jackson was chemically castrated You know that right?

35:24He did say that that's crazy. Have you ever looked into the Michael Jackson like the cases like the child sexual cases? No, man didn't get Roy and Candace do a deep dive did she she does a ton of deep dives Did she do a deep dive on that? I'm not I've seen a bunch of people not doing and once you get the facts like fuck man He got fucked. Do you think Candace is? Is on a list man to get like fucking Yeah, dude like um her and Tucker. I wouldn't be surprised It's crazy dude. Yeah, I wouldn't like that You got a you're worried about just the fucking being a president of France Just the guy in France her name is neighbors wife CEO Her neighbors Theo her and Theo live like next door to each other.

36:09Canis Owens. Yeah, no fuck Super close. For real? Because I was at Tucker Carlson's Christmas party. What? Yeah. How did you get that invite? I know, man. Theo. No, I didn't know Theo was going to be there, but I go, and someone wanted pictures of me and Theo, and Theo goes, let's get a black in here. I'm like, oh, dude. He goes, Candace. Candace. I'm like, but I didn't know they knew each other. I'm like, hey, dude, fucking cut it. And then she's like, oh, laughing. And I was like, oh, how do you know Candace? And he's like, oh, dude. She's like a fucking sister. The kids call him Uncle Theo and shit.

36:41He's over there like four days a week for dinner and shit. Has Theo done her podcast? Or has she done his podcast? I'm pretty sure she's done his. I think she's done his. I don't think he would go on hers. She doesn't really do that type of shit. Did Theo have Candice on? I'm pretty sure. This is a good fight. Great fight. Roman DeLidze and Christian Leroy Duncan. Christian Leroy Duncan is a wicked striker. They kind of fucked MVP over a little bit, yeah? Well, I mean, a little bit. First of all, they're fucking him over because he's fighting a guy who was a teammate. Super close teammate. Doesn't make a ton of sense.

37:16Doesn't move him up in the rankings. But then he's also on his last fight on his contract. Yeah. Well, you know, the kid's good, but Michael Van Page is something very unique. And most people just can't handle him. Yeah, but he's unique because when you fight him, you can't mimic his style. So the first time you see it, it's when it's live with the lights on. Bruce Buffer is fucking shouting but now that your training partner for years Knows that element of surprise is gone. It really fucks them right, but it's also like how many times a Venom page piece that dude up true, but apparently he was choking MVP out left and right I bet right that's what he said with his anacons and Darces are really good Oh, interesting that's where it gets weird right he might have a grappling advantage, but if I'm MVP I'm like bro.

38:00There's so many guys on the roster. You can't fucking toss me anybody else a guy trained with Non-stop? You know what? I'm going to do a fucking smelling salt. Knock it off, please. I should do a smelling salt. Yeah, get the smelling salt. I'm down for some smelling salt. Holy shit. Yeah, let's get loose. I've had allergies all week. Me too, bro. Bad. Oh, it's been killing me. Shit. This Christian Leroy Duncan, dude, is fun, man. Dude, you don't think they could have done Christian Leroy Duncan versus MVP at middleweight? Oh, they could have. That's a motherfucking fight. Oh, my God. That's a crazy fight.

38:32That's a crazy fight. What's up, bro?

38:38Here we go

38:45That's a bad one, huh, Joe? That's a bad one, huh, Joe? I took deep breaths I was really trying to clear that nose out It's still in my nose It's still in my nose I don't know if I should do this I gotta land in Newark tonight You know what I'm saying? I don't want to smell that shit You definitely need it Everybody needs it Are there any homeless people to just do that like all day? No. With meth. It doesn't have the same impact that paint does.

39:18Now ready. That's what you need for allergies. So DeLizze has Christian Leroy Duncan down on the ground for folks watching that want to sync up. It's three minutes and 34, 33, 32, 31. 30 of the first round. So just tell you guys how good that main event is. Between the two of them, they're 37-0. That's nuts. That's crazy. Okay, what's the rest of the card? You said it's great. Rattle it off. MVP's fight is interesting because it's a training partner. Oh, that's what you were just talking about? Yeah, that we were talking about. Yeah, Jamie. He's fighting a training partner. Like super close training partner.

40:00Like why would they do that? Like you would just stay away from that shit. He's been kind of outspoken to about fighter pay and them kind of screwed him over so you know oh really yeah Yeah, we had so they're gonna discipline. We had two 10th planet guys fight each other once Alan Jubon versus Ben Saunders Oh, yeah, that sucked Damn, it was like was the fight good though. I didn't corner nobody. I didn't even watch. How was the fight? Jubon won, but it was it like back and forth like I don't even they never are This is the problem like when I fought our law ski. I was like what that's my training partner Because he knows what I do I know what he does So then when you get in there It's kind of like That is weird It's a boring ass fight Because you're not doing your usual shit This is the White House card I'm sorry We're not speaking about No way That's a great fight That's a great fight That's a great fight What are you talking about Yeah that's a great fight That's an amazing fight That's a fucking I don't know I don't know A-mind's a hobby I don't know him He's won like A-mind's a hobby He's good He beat Chido Vera Okay Let me ask you this fellas Jose Aldo Oh damn that's another great fight Yeah, they're all good.

41:02They're good fights. Sean O'Malley's probably the favorite here. But outside the big dogs, what American are we going to celebrate? You know what I'm saying? Bo Nichols. That's the American. Fucking Bo Nichols. Who's Kyle Dacus? Kyle Dacus is a problem. He's very good. He's very experienced. What's his style? Wrestler striker. He's a boxer with jiu-jitsu. He's a black belt in jiu-jitsu. Oh, shit. Okay. It's not an easy fight for Bo. He's a veteran, too. And Steve Garcia? Who's that? He's a fucking animal. That's the that's the funnest find the car likes that's you be fighting I Steve Garcia Stryker or a striker well you do it everything you do everything but Vicious striker fucking super aggressive just a wild dude and Diego Lopez saying Diego Lopez has a wicked ground game Too people forget he almost caught evil of a couple times on the ground he fought combat jiu-jitsu Yeah, he's legit on the ground anytime he wins.

41:54It's good for you. Oh, we take all this highlight You know, I love the mustache, but I hate the bangs. I got to say. Yeah, it's very like emo. The Mustangs. The Mustangs is awesome. I don't like mustaches. Do you remember that guy on Apple TV? Undercard? No, this is the fight tonight. Oh, this tonight? Yeah. This tonight? That's right now. Michael Page is fighting tonight? Yeah. Oh, shit. Okay. All right. Yeah. Okay. I didn't know that. So the co-main event, Luke Riley, he's huge over there. Huge. So where are we at right now? We are at this right here. Christian Leroy Duncan and Roman DeLuzze.

42:29Look, turn to your right. And then we're going up. We're going up. Now, who's the headliner? The headliner is Eve Loewe and Leroy Martin. Both undefeated. Okay. So, like, skill-wise, that's better than anything on the Netflix card or the White House card. Oh, shit. Okay. They're just not major names. DeLuzze might be in trouble here. He's on his back. And I just saw Christian Leroy Duncan tag him a couple times. Damn. Joe, did you see they filled out the rest of that MVP card? That thing's getting tasty. Luke Rockwell's returning. Is that real? I see. I don't know. Is that real? I don't know. The one with Ronda Rousey?

43:07Yeah, that card's stacked. What do you guys think about Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano? They're both very old. I think it's a great fight. It's not a great fight. I'm into it. I'm into it. You're going to watch it, though. Oh, of course. A million percent. Oh, yeah. Me? So any fight that you would watch a million percent? Oh, I'm in, bro. Yeah. I'm just saying as far as like Rhonda's should be a minus 4 ,000 favorite. She's going to starch her, dude. Gina had some decent striking, man. And she had good jiu-jitsu, too. 20 years ago, Eddie. She still looks young. She still does, right? I love Gina.

43:41Gina Carano looks young. I love Gina, but she hasn't been active in fucking literally like 15 years. She looks like she's in great shape. Do you see her throwing those flying knees? She looks fantastic. No, she looks great. What do you think they paid Francis? Two million. So if we're right about the Nate number, if all the rumors, not we, it's not my thoughts, people are saying it's more than 10. So it's more than 10. Francis has to get 20. Got to get 20. 20. Yeah. And he's coming from that Boston money too? He's the lineal heavyweight champion of MMA. Correct. The only reason why, I mean, he never lost his title.

44:15He just left the organization. Just left. Yeah. My thing is with MVP and everyone's like, oh, they can compete with the UFC. And it's almost impossible because Netflix business models are like these spectacles. They're fun fights, but it doesn't really move as far as rankings or competition. So where do they go from here? They've got to have Netflix fucking championships. You know what they've got to do? They've got to come up with a name for the show and then start putting out belts. It's really easy. But they don't have the roster. It's called MVP? MVP. MVP champion. I'm the MVP middleweight champion.

44:53I'm the MVP lightweight champion. Let's say Francis wins. Okay. Then what now? Where do we go from here? No, this is where you start. In the beginning, you don't have any champions, but eventually you build champions. And then you can just say, okay, whoever wins this fight is a champion. Like PFL? They're fucking sinking ship. Dude, Netflix got crazy money. Lorenz Larkin and Jason Jackson. That's exciting. Love Lorenz Larkin. What do you think about Nate Diaz, Mike Perry? What do you think happens there? It depends what version of Nate we get. He's older. Now, if it's straight beer knuckle, that's Mike Perry's game all day.

45:24He's going to beat the brakes off him. But Nate, it's tough in the clinch. There's grappling. That's not Mike's thing. That's a good – but this is what I think about Netflix. This is the difference of what the UFC is doing and what Netflix – this is fun. Like, for the casuals, people are like, that's going to be the most watched MMA fight of all time. Lorenz Larkin is the only guy I ever saw throw oblique kicks to the body. Nasty. Against Neil Magny. I was like, oh, shit. I never saw anybody do him like that. What's an oblique kick to the body? You know how the oblique kick comes out like this?

45:54They call that an oblique kick? Yeah. Isn't your obliques right here? He's kicking the body with it. I don't know why they call it the oblique kick. My obliques are making a comeback! What is the reason they call it the oblique kick? 10th Planet Kush, episode 20 with the cats. Let's find out why do they call that the oblique kick. But either way, I never saw anybody. Everybody throws it to the legs. Lorenzo's a bad motherfucker, man. It's nasty. He's nasty striker. Like a wicked striker. Do you remember? There's some cool trucks, too. Do you remember that I used to do a little YouTube show? The angle.

46:27That's what it is. The angle and line of the strike. Not for the core oblique muscles. That's what I thought. So it's meaning slanted or diagonal in geometry. There it is. That makes sense. My obliques are making a comeback. Yeah, because he's the only guy. He actually kind of throws it to your obliques. I play that video all the time. Joey used to do his UFC picks. called 10th Planet Kush, and I would film him. And he would be, he'd bet like 500. There's a UFC coming up, and I'd film him. We'd be like in an alley next to a dumpster. No, the barbecue joint. Houston. We did it all over the place.

47:02So it was like, a UFC's coming up. Here's 10th Planet Kush, episode six. And it'd be Joey Diaz, and he fucking... With his UFC picks? Yeah, UFC picks. It's tough to do. And while I'm filming it... I'm on six every fucking week. Yeah, while I'm filming it... UFC's tough. You cannot pick six fights in the UFC. Well, check this out, though. While this is what this is the moral of the story is I when I film him, it's always one take. He gives his picks and he's like batting like 500. Right. And I laugh like two or three times. Like I'm filming. I'm like, oh, you know, and one one episode is episode 20, 10th Planet Kush episode 20.

47:38I decide to go to his house, his apartment to film it. And he had 10 cats. He had 10 cats. So I go and I film. And so basically I do a little documentary on all his cats. He's giving me the lowdown on all his cats. And it's amazing. These cats are fucking beautiful in a small little apartment. You didn't get hate where people were like, just give us the goddamn pics. No, well, no, no, no. So by the time we got to the pics, we went through all the stories of all the cats and which cats are fighting other cats, which cats get along with other cats. He had Fidel, little Feladito. He had Fidel in his lap.

48:12And Fidel was the fucking most beautiful cat ever. And then he was ready to give us pics and all of a sudden after we go through all the cats And he's ready to give his pics. He's holding feather the little and then dude. He just fucking Is on fire. He gives all his pics. There's like so much he's got on fire and I'm laughing Through the whole thing because he's on fucking fire He goes I just got back from Pilates or yoga was it yogurt? I just got back from yoga. My obliques are making a comeback And he's going off and he's holding Fidelito, his cat, and he's going off. And I was laughing. If you watch this, I'm going to annoy you because I'm laughing too much as he's on fire.

48:55I'm laughing the whole time filming this shit. I remember it. And then when I go, then I'm driving home. I couldn't wait to edit it and upload it to YouTube. I'm like, oh, my God, this was special. This was special. This isn't going to be a good one. And you know what? He got all the fights right. Damn. 1 ,000%. It's tough to do. Dude, those cats. Those cats. They knew, dude. The cats knew. I take my cat to the track with me. You know what I'm saying? I'm telling you. You did that. Those motherfuckers. How many cats do you have now? One. Just one? I got four, dog. Good girl. So I think this is the end of the second round here.

49:25We got one more round. We should probably pay attention to this. What do you got, Joe? Two dogs? That's it. Two dogs. Cats? No cats? Dude, get some cats, Joe. Get some cats. No more chickens? I got a bunch of chickens. Really? Yeah. We got like 15 of them. Dude, I'm all in on cats. I never was a cat person growing up. Never understood them until like the last six years. And now, dude, my cats are everything to me, man. Joe, did you see the Mozart said he does 1 ,500 push-ups in an hour? Yeah, that's bananas. That's not real, right? That's not real. It's AI. He was doing 1 ,000. Now he can do 1 ,500.

50:02I mean, maybe he can do it. Those guys in prison do 1 ,000. He's in shame. Right? Those guys in prison do 1 ,000. The question is, what do they look like? Are they full extension? I agree. Or is he doing these things? I would like a video of it. Is he doing these things? Yeah. Like when I said I could bench you 25, whatever, like 38, 39 times. Where's he from? Somewhere tough and cold. Where is Yves Louie from? What country? Probably fucking Russia. He's a Russian, I think. But I don't know what part, you know? Damn, that guy's karate. Look at that dude. Oh, yeah. Christian Leroy, Duncan's a beast.

50:33Dude. What the fuck? Yeah, he's fun. Yo. He's a good fight to run. He throws anything. Jamie did he say 1500 an hour? I'm calling bullshit Where's Mo's far from?

50:47Yves Loewe That sounds like Estonia I don't want it to I can smell that I'll take one more I did it twice Do you have smoking sauce at home? Where you go every now and then You know what I do them and I get so high That I forget to put the lid on them And then two days later I go back and they're dead I gotta get some more. Oh, yeah, it's from Russia. Yeah, could be more Russian. One of the things about Russian when they do I was watching this video I don't know how accurate the video was but I started incorporating it when they do sets of push-ups They don't do it for numbers. They do it for time under tension Their whole idea is like do it slow and do less repetitions is harder and you know you're doing it for sure time I'm doing like 20 we could just stop at 20 or 50 when you stop you're you're you're slow through the whole That's supposed to be better to build up with your whole body tensed up You're supposed to tense your asshole tense your calves legs.

51:47That's some rush. Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, I started doing it It's interesting that people Remember when we were kids had the bull worker You ever have the bull worker just that thing then you squeeze. Oh, yeah A lot of people go, as you get older, isometric is a lot better. When you're doing those push-ups, that's fucking muddy. A 10 count and slow. There's a guy that wrote a book, The Power of Something. Dude, that was great. There's this dude that wrote The Power of Something. But the book is about, instead of doing five sets of eight squats, do one set of the heaviest squats you could do for, and get the fuck off the squat rack.

52:30You go to the bench press. Again, instead of doing three sets of eight, do a set of nine. Basically, you feel like puking. And then from there, you do like three or four movements and you're out of there in a half hour. I like that. Is that Mike Menser? No, no, no. Mike Menser is one of the guys. He does more dumbbell. This is... It's similar to what I do. The power of 10. It's 10. That's it. The power of 10. That's it. Just when you... And they do the worst workout because when you walk in, there's no warm-up, there's no nothing. They put you on the heavy squat. I like that, no warm-up. That sounds like a great way to tear your shit apart.

53:05That's what I'm saying, but those squats used to make me get anxiety. She put like 400 on those things and go, go. And you're like, but she won't let you go for 10 seconds. And it's, I don't know. But I just read about it. I'm like, you know what, maybe I'll incorporate it. You always wonder how many people are overtraining. and how much more resist more rest. If you got more rest, how much more growth you would have. Well, Mike Mensah was 20 sets per body part. That's too much, bro. Mike Mensah, that was a four split. That was a two split. Who has that time, though? When you're a professional weightlifter, that's what you fucking do.

53:45You want to hear some crazy shit? You fucking roll all day and get in the head and drink protein pie. It's the same fucking thing. You want to hear some crazy shit? When George Sauteropolis was in Australia, I was courting George Sauteropolis. He was fighting Dennis Seaver. Remember that? Dennis Seaver? Double knee braces. And the guy was known for throwing turn and sidekicks like Joe. That was his shit. And if he landed it, dude, you're fucking going to sleep. Very good one. Yeah. So he's going to fight him. We're on our way to the fight. And this motherfucker, before the fight, is in the weight room.

54:21We're walking through and we see him in the weight room. Dennis Seaver is doing fucking squats with heavy squats right before his fight I want to fuck trying to get it. What do you think that was a system ramped up? Yeah, wake his body I wake his body did one set it wouldn't fuck you up too bad Yeah, she was used to doing it too. It would make you weaker that scared the shit out of me, dude You know what I you ever do those grip strength things. Yeah, here's the thing about those things You do it once you get your highest number after that everything drops off So like how much of that is like good squats and with everything else too if he's doing like heavy lifting right before a fight How much pep does that take out of his legs?

54:58I don't know. I don't know might be a thing he's been doing though You know delize I got rhythm. He's got a Christian Leroy Duncan's back. I don't know what happened He's gonna talk so much It's just one of those things where it's like everybody's got all they're like Marab spars five hard rounds the day of a fight Randy Couture used to do that too Tiago Alves was the first guy that I saw like working out really hard before his fight I'm like what the fuck is he doing? They were doing that to replenish glycogen So because Tiago Alves cut a ton of weight and when Tiago Alves cut all that weight they would he had this guy Who's a scientist who explained it to me and he was like you put it a certain amount of carbohydrates But you need a certain amount of exercise so that the sugar gets back into the muscles Yeah, you got to get through that after you you go through that extreme weight cut This is what he said because I asked him what the fuck you do because you got a blast you got to get You got a Get to a like your heart rate at a certain rate Where it forgets that you lost all that weight and now you're back to normal because the first gassing Is you're gonna be fucked if your first gas after the weight cut is in the fight?

56:09You're fucked. Yeah, you got to get that first gas out before So by the time you get to the cage your body forgot about it's probably both things because it's definitely You remember how big he got Remember when he fought Matt Hughes massive he was he looked like a fucking heavyweight. He was gigantic What happened in that fight? I don't remember he stopped him a flying knee, right? Matt Hughes yeah, didn't he stop Matt Hughes with a flying knee? I forget wasn't that when he was coming up Yeah, and that was like his coming out party. That's how he made like one of the big victories You know Tiago was a problem.

56:42He was a big fucker, dude. He was a big. Yeah, there it is. Boom! Yeah. Look at his traps there. Bro. Dude. He was a terrifying dude. Look at the size of him, man. Brutal. He was so big. Yeah. That was crazy. That was a bad one. Tiago was a real problem in his prime, dude. Fuck, yeah. People forget. You know, they forget. They forget. They see guys lose later in their career. They forget in his prime Tiago Alves was a nightmare man devastating leg kicks would whip them down on you Oh, but oh he whipped his leg kicks Like the new fan base that came along like around COVID and during the Conor McGregor time They don't know any of this old school shit.

57:25Oh, there's so much time How about the late 90s shit? Are you up with the late 90s shit like the early UFC all that shit? UFC 1 through 8 dude. I had all those fights on one VHS tape. It's a four-hour tape edited just the fights and the tail of the tape let's see fucking ufc one through eight yeah man i'd put it at the strip club donk all day we'd be watching fights dudes wouldn't even be watching the chicks and the chicks were getting mad can you turn that shit off nobody's even looking at my pussy girls would get mad and the manager like shut the fuck up go give go give a lap dance we're watching the fights all right who won christian did christian learard duncan yeah you know i'm at the gym and they show uh like there's like a best of ufc at the gym all the time and i i just saw steven thompson wonder boy versus kevin holland god damn that was a good fight you remember that fight because some people that throw wheel kicks they'll throw one maybe two in a fight dude steven thompson threw fucking 38 wheel kicks he kept throwing them over and over and over like that's Barboa so might give you one in a fight maybe two dude.

58:36Do you remember that fight Kevin Tom? Did he retire? You might have one left. I don't know but Kevin Holland is it a Amazing fucking warrior dude. He took a lot of he was throwing a lot of shit Yeah, it was a weird a lot of shit was a weird fight because Kevin made like a they made an agreement not to go to the ground Which is so stupid crazy. Oh really? I did not know that you're fighting guys that changes everything You're fighting a guy who's the scariest kickboxer in the division. Just kickboxing. That's why you love Kevin Holland, but what are you doing? Dude, when he was in his prime as a kickboxer, I think he was something crazy, like 61-0.

59:12Oh, even more than that. It was over 100. What? Really? So I met Wonderboy Thompson. GSP brought him into our camp. Was a nobody. Had no MMA fights. And GSP was like, you guys are going to want to spar with this guy. It's crazy. Dude, it's like in that movie, fucking Rush Hour, where Chris Tucker was hit. It was like, which one of y 'all hit me? Dude, he's throwing wheel kicks like Japs. Everybody. Yeah. No, he was. You've never seen anything like it. Never seen anything like it. If there was a real kickboxing league, that guy would have been a huge superstar. Isn't it crazy? Like, slap fighting's big, and they can't figure out a kickboxing league.

59:48Is it, though? Or combat jiu-jitsu. We got combat jiu-jitsu. Right there. Like, name up. One FC has. They have atom weight fights. Yeah. They have dudes that are fighting that are 105 pounds in Muay Thai. And they move so fast you would swear that your fucking phone is on double speed. Yeah, you watch it You're like wow, how is this real dude? Like boxing was like that back in the day in the heyday. Remember Carbajal versus Barrera that was 115 pound boxers max 115 isn't it interesting that you can't really They were huge. They were huge pay-per-view. It's like anything below. Even 125. People don't fuck with them.

1:00:30It's hard for people to fuck with. Dude, there were big fucking fights. Marco Antonio Barrera versus Michael Carbajal. Those dudes were 115. But, Joe, when you say slap fight's big, it's like it gets views, but there's no... You can't name a slap fight athlete. Right. No, that's true. But, I mean, it's just... The thing is that it's just getting a lot of attention. It gets a lot of attention. But you know man, I've been going on deep holes on old-school boxing like the ran Mugabe Thomas Hearns Shigeru Ray Late night. I watched those things and I call him like what's going on back then? That's different from now and we both goes those motherfuckers didn't give a fuck about brain damage.

1:01:13They were tougher Marvin Hagler No, these guys today are even tougher. I disagree. I saw watch these dudes this Japanese dude on the right 105 Yes with MMA gloves on Oh, you're Shannari on the right. He moves like double speed like you can't believe how fast he is This is 105 pound watch how fast this fucking guys. Oh wow, bro. This fight is wild I watched it last night and I was ready to go to bed and I turned it on YouTube and I was like, holy shit I gotta watch this whole fight. This is crazy Is that where you get your kickboxing and when you go to sleep always it's always when you go. Yeah Kickboxing like how the fuck do you know so much kickboxing and watch the professional pool right before I go to bed I like to watch things that have no consequence on the world Like this is just fun, but this fucking dude Yoshinari is so fast dude Just like so wicked and he throws this nasty straight left hand to the body.

1:02:04It's so quick You can barely see it coming. It's weird Like the both of these guys the guy Rockies fighting to is this Thailand guy He's vicious as fuck too and against anybody else who would look elite But this Japanese guy just is lighting him up Just the speed that these guys have. They have no gravity. Like, look how just the throwing the kick and then checking the kick when the return kick comes. They're so fast. And their technique is so obvious. He threw that knee like a jab. He threw that knee like a jab. Everything's flawless. Adam, wait, though. America ain't fucking with this. America's like, get the fuck out of my face.

1:02:39But they would because on TV, look at that straight left of the body and then the front kick behind it. The thing is, like, on TV, it doesn't matter. You don't know. They're the same size as the other way. Do you get a point for the takedown? You just it just it's more tight count. Yeah, but but Demetrius Johnson would have been the most famous guy on the planet that You know when he found the US a should have been he should have been when he was funny He's more famous now. It's all about it's all about the promotion and shit right from streaming YouTube shows great He's fucking you where does he stream?

1:03:08Is he stream on YouTube or somewhere else? I don't know I don't know his podcast. I think called the mighty cast bro. Look at he's great ass this fucking guy is I watched this fight twice last night. I was like this Yoshinori guy is so fast like the counters with the kicks They move faster than hands Two cats fighting. It's nuts man Like the speed of their kicks is just bananas. I'll tell you this. I wish they were bigger Isn't it crazy that isn't it crazy that like a cobra can't strike a cat? There's so many videos like cats are so cats are too quick cats are so cobra can't fuck with the cat When you see like a honey badger or Wolverine where's the first a fucking they don't care if a snake bites them Come back to life and eat the snake.

1:03:53Yeah, that's a crazy animal Are they immune to the venom? Yeah, they recover from it. Why would God make something like just the evilest little motherfucker that steals food from lions? How crazy is it the cats have reptile eyes and they hiss that is crazy. Isn't that crazy? They have reptile eyes. And they hiss. And they hiss. Yep. No other animals go. That's what a snake does. And that's what cats do. Yeah, cats. Yeah, cats. Like big cats. Yeah. They hiss. Bro, you need to go to the Austin Zoo. I've been. Anybody been there? I've been. You're about this far away from a fucking tiger. It's just, it's like a fence, bro.

1:04:33It's not like San Diego where there's a huge glass eight feet away. Nah, bitch. You can touch the fucking tail. My kids were climbing on the walls and shit. Oh, bro, you're so close, dude. Yeah, but you can't really touch the tail. Someone's for sure going to get fucked up there, and I'm all for it. It's great. It's the best, too. No, you can't touch the tail. It's more separated than that. I'll barely, though, Bubba. Look how fast these motherfuckers are. This is crazy. I mean, this fight is heated up now. Does it go to a decision? Mm-mm. No. No, Yoshinari stops him. And it's pretty spectacular when he does it.

1:05:09So, what do we got here? Austin Lane. Oh, this dude had the craziest fight. Iwo Baraniski. I don't know how to say his name correctly. I memorized it last time. But that dude had the craziest fight in his last outing. I forget who he was fighting, but they just stood toe-to-toe in front of each other and just blasted each other. Multiple knockdowns, haymakers, and eventually he came out on top. But it was chaos. Joe, with some of the tough names, do you memorize it the night before? Do you have an earpiece, too? I have a thing where they say it so the UFC sends me an email and they say it in their email So then I listen to them say it and then I repeat it and then I have to write it down phonetically It's the most stressful day is the weigh-ins for me.

1:05:49I'm so stressed out You know I had to stop watching because I was stressed for you because I struggle with names I really struggled like the Russian names and Some of them are crazy Fuck off some of them are crazy. They had this Mongolian dude the other day out of practice his name for 20 minutes He had the dopest hat to one of the Genghis Khan hats like leather on the top fur He came out with it on this just yeah, yeah, it's look this is coming He's gonna stop this dude soon the fucking speed this Japanese guy has man is bananas It's all that kimchi, and I think this is the Japanese buddy not Korean I think this is the first time they had Adam wait with men at least I've never seen it before I'm gonna miss dude man.

1:06:31There's a no five But cuz look how fucking skillful this cat is well my my 10 year olds 105 And he throws those Japanese guys throw those toe kicks to the body where they're literally straighten their foot out And they stab you with their big toe in the liver. It's nuts There's a bunch of these guys like especially the kyokushin karate guys they practice that But if people understood that these guys are more technical and more talented than all the other weights Oh, but the promise is your normal average like casual viewers like I could beat them up. They're tiny It's like you can't really tell how tiny they are like if you told me that this was 135 I would believe it.

1:07:10Oh, that's 135. So the end is near tell He just rocked that dude with a head. You just got to make sure the reference That's in the reference make him you can tell yeah, make the rough a midget and these guys are middleweights Well, that ref is five barely over the ropes Bro. Yeah, you could shoot around that. If it's really an issue and it makes a difference on views. Just don't have like Big John as the ref. Yeah, no, no. You've got to have a fucking mid-shoot. Right. Or Dan Mergliata. Yeah. That guy's a big old gorilla. Remove the top two ropes. Boom. So they look like giants. Like, damn, those guys are huge.

1:07:47But you need a big guy with big guys to be able to separate. You need a Mark Goddard. Yeah, you know you need a big dude that's strong to get guys We're talking about a 105 deception. You're right like a normal fight. I just hit him with a flying knee in the face This cat is so fast And so I'm so technical to like everything look at Slicky is moving off the line and pulling his head back moving to the side like everything is just so slick Isn't it weird how much more technical the smaller, like the lower the weight? It has to be. Way more. They don't have any power. They've got to catch you like perfect to knock you out.

1:08:27It's not like a heavyweight where it's one shot. But there's also more competition, so you've got to be really, really good. It's also just the speed. There's no gravity. They weigh 105 pounds. They're going to live forever. Their legs move so quick. Everything moves so quick. Their arms are so small. But also at that weight has to be a perfect shot to inflict damage Mm-hmm like a heavyweight clips you with a jab you're fucked exactly But it's just how fast these guys can check things like that left hand to the body he throws it's nuts If they wait in at 105 they probably walk at like 120 right 110 Who knows they don't look big now if you're fighting at 105 It's probably because that's really your weight class about 108.

1:09:10Nobody wants to admit they fight at 105. They don't want to lie Because women are like, what? You weigh less than me?

1:09:20Yoshinari is so fucking technical. Oh, it's wicked. Look at that knee to the body. There's that straight left. I mean, he's tuning him up. I'm pretty sure this is around where he stops him. There it is. With a bull cut. Here it comes. Boom. It's throwing it to the body, man. It's just, he's so quick. It's weird when you watch that. It's like everybody else looks slow now. And I think one championship is focusing more on the MMA. I'm sorry, the Muay Thai with the MMA gloves, too. Look at how slick that was. Is Rak Mexican? No, he's Thailand. Damn, bro.

1:09:57There's a lot of Japanese guys that are dominating now. They're dominating in 1FC, in kickboxing especially. This is like the first one that I've seen that's really dominating in pure Muay Thai. Oh, shit. Look at that straight left. Heavyweight's about to fight. Austin Lane played for the Dallas Cowboys, Eddie. What position? D-end. Really? It might have been Carolina, but I'm pretty sure Dallas. Defensive end? What does he weigh? He's 6 '6", 260. So if you're 205, he's probably 230. Well, no, that makes sense. But he used to fight at heavyweight, and he was like 260. Okay. He's cut down. It's interesting, because we were talking about heavyweight.

1:10:36Like, that pool is the shallowest pool. Like when Francis was going over and they said they were going to do a fight on that card, I was like, who's he going to fight? Philip Lins is good. Miles Garrett. Imagine that. Miles Garrett fought? Bro. 290 all muscle. Yeah, but that's... His nickname is Jurassic. Philip Lins is good, but it's like, who else? Philip Lins fought at 205, Bubba. Right. You know what I'm saying? So it's like... Right. But to MVP's defense, like, who else is there? Right. That's the question. There's no, like, free agents that you would go, ooh, I want to see that fight. That's what makes the UFC kind of have a stranglehold on the industry.

1:11:13These long contracts, guys really can't get out. It's very tough to get out. Well, especially heavyweights. A, there's not many. The talent pool is so small already. And the UFC's locked up all the good ones. How about that one dude that he won and they cut him loose? Because he's so boring. That's crazy. Is that the only time that's ever happened? I don't know. How do you win and get cut? It's because you're not entertaining, but you're beating guys. I'd never I mean Who's lost like six in a row and they move them up in the rankings. I love ties So I hope he gets to number one

1:11:51But heavyweights a show That goes the Dallas Cowboys Usual yeah, it's a fucking tank. Yeah, he's a problem. Damn mbp's up next is that guy Russian or something? What is he? Was his name Iwo? That was Iwo? I think he's from Poland. Is he Polish? Iwo Baranowski. Baranowski. But to your point, Joe, the heavyweight division is... Poland? Yeah. The heavyweight division is... It's the worst it's ever been. It's weird because you've got Gabe Stevenson, who's not in the UFC yet. He's the guy that's the most interesting. Dude. And he's not even in the UFC. Someone got me. It must have been... There's MMA sites that leak shit.

1:12:33Who knows if it's true? They're like, Gabe Stevenson? Versus JDS on the MVP card. I'm like bro. Take my fucking money. I was crunk for it And then I was doing on my show crazy You could see it happening here. It is boom over the top looks worse because his dread Mighty Mouse was on it, but that's obviously not true. No Mighty Mouse. He's he's Flatly said he's retired. What's what's the worst case scenario in a fight? You get knocked the fuck out You get flatline and they got to take you out on a stretcher, right? That'd be the worst There's nothing worse than that, right? That sucks. That's the worst?

1:13:08That sucks. Other than a broken leg. Do you remember K1? The thing is, if you get knocked the fuck out and take down a stretcher, you might be okay in a few months. Six months, you're going to fight again. If you get your leg stabbed, you're out. But visually, it's bad, right? I think for your ego getting knocked out. So do you guys remember when K1 was in Los Angeles in 2005? That was when Hoist fought Sakuraba the second time and beat him. People forget about that. Hoist beat Sakuraba. He beat him from fucking on his back, Sakuraba standing. and he was throwing side kicks to Sakuraba's knee off his butt.

1:13:37It was crazy. But also on that card, there was a football player. He was a wide receiver. Johnny Morton. Johnny Morton. He was a wide receiver for the Detroit Lions. He goes out and he fights a black dude who lives in Japan and is a comedian. But he's a kickboxer, too. I forget his name. Black dude. Japanese guy. Yeah, there it is. And dude, look. Dude, he gets put in a stretcher. Johnny Morton. So after this, after this. He only had one fight. No football players. All the football players were training for MMA. They were going to do MMA and dominate. That's why they're not fighting in MMA. Well, it's just crazy to step all the way up to a guy who's a pro kickboxer.

1:14:19They don't show the stretcher shit. Yeah, Johnny Morton got fucked up. That was K1 Dynamite. We were there drinking next to Charles. Crazy Horse Bennett. Crazy Horse Bennett. Yeah, yeah. Look at that. Dude, that's the worst possible scenario. We were hanging out with Charles Bennett the entire time. You get taken out in a stretcher with a neck brace? That was Brock Lesnar's first MMA fight. That's right. It was outdoor in SoCal. That's right. Oh, my God. Watch that move the guy makes. Watch him jerk his neck. Right? Oh, damn. Jesus Christ, bro. His neck was broken. It's fucked. He's like, dude, I don't need to be taken out in a stretcher.

1:14:53He's like, dude, that's all NFL players, dude. That's when they dipped out, when they saw that shit. And that's the fight when your mother goes, your grandmother goes. Your girlfriend goes He was an awesome NFL wide receiver Johnny Morton? He was a stud at USC He was awesome I'd say he's from there, bro So he got knocked down in front of everybody All his homies Worst case scenario There's a bunch of football players after that, though What, Jamie? I think it's outside of the Coliseum? Yeah Yeah It's outdoor Yeah Wow Because you also had Michael Westbrook Remember him? Black belt Remember Michael Westbrook?

1:15:27Yes, yes He's a fighter Yes, that's right Washington Redskins Yep Played at University of Colorado caught the Michigan Hail Mary. Oh, shit. Where did he fight? He fought... Bring that up, Jamie. He had some straight-up MMA fights. He was so fucking athletic. Another fight that came up at the gym was fucking Brock Lesnar versus Alistair Overeem when he was eating horse meat. Oh, yeah. Whoa. That fight? That was the juiciest fight in history. That was brutal. I forgot it. Fuck. Fuck. What were you going to say? I forgot. Football? I forget. Ah, football. Oh, Herschel Walker. Oh, yes. People forgot about Herschel.

1:16:05That's right. He did good. He was doing good in Strikeforce. He was in his 40s. In his 40s. He was stiff, but he was a problem. King of the Cage. That's right. Michael Westbrook, King of the Cage. Now, when did Michael Westbrook play in Colorado? Jamie, find me some Herschel Walker MMA highlights. How was that? Yeah. Herschel Walker MMA highlights when he fought for Strikeforce. Yep. Remember? He was stiff as fuck, but he was a problem. In his 40s. Fucking people up, dude. He looked real good and fucking scary And he fucked up guys that knew how to fight he fought real guys I mean they weren't top guys Okay, remember they were real guys didn't he run for political?

1:16:45Yes Yeah, he's 48 here That's wild wild they say he's like the biggest freak of all time. Oh athletic freak. Yeah for sure He said it was he one of the guests that he didn't lift weights and shit I think he did a thousand push-ups a day and a thousand sit-ups He said crazy things. A thousand push-ups, a thousand sit-ups, a thousand squats. He said crazy things like he only eats a bowl of soup and a salad. Yeah, I don't know, man. Yeah, he said crazy things. Yeah, I don't know, man. People were like, wait, one day you did that? The other day you ate a whole cow? Just cat and crunch. That doesn't make any sense, man.

1:17:14You're so jacked. There's no way you're supporting that with a salad and a bowl of soup. No. Dude, he's fucking that dude. But he also had, I want to say it was trauma-based personality disorder, like multiple personality disorder. No way. Yeah. A handful. Yeah, dude. He was, look at the size of him. Look how jacked he is at 48. Just shredded. The fights were good, too. Like, he's skillful. I mean, he was definitely, like, super-duper strong. That was a big part of it. Look at that. Look how jacked he is, son. Look at him. That's crazy. 48. That's nuts. Joe Rogan. That's nuts. You have to go to his game, like, watch it.

1:17:55when he kept jumping over the score in the national championship game. Herschel Walker? Herschel Walker kept. When he played for Georgia? When he played for Georgia. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That shit he used to do. Dude, do you remember he went to the USFL? Yeah, yeah. He went to the USFL. That's how I met him. Same to like Jim Kelly, too. That's how I met him. And Steve Young. They all went to the UFC. When I thought I was going to be a football player, I was like 12 years old. They go, where are you going to go? The NFL or the USFL? I'm like, whoever pays me the most money. I go where the bag's at, dog.

1:18:29Dude, I really thought I was going to play football. That's funny. I had no idea. It's just like, imagine how much we're talking about Yoel Romero's physique. And Yoel Romero don't even look as good as Herschel. Yeah, true. But Yoel's a better fighter. Oh, beyond. He's still doing it, right? Not even close. I would say Herschel and... But still, Herschel's so shredded. I would say they had very similar bodies. No, Herschel's more shredded. Herschel's more shredded. Yeah. Well, Yoel looks super impressive at 48. Yoel's back. But Yoel's like, he's bigger. He's got more body fat on him. You know, he's like, he's bigger.

1:19:01He's like, he's fighting heavyweight now. He's fighting some different shit. Remember how big he was at one time we did a podcast with him? He was still fighting at 185. Look at that. Look at that Herschel Walker. Come on, son. All right, all right. That's at 48. We go to Yoel, though, too. That's kind of bananas. Damn, those traps are... Kind of bananas. That's football traps. That's football traps. But the thing about Yoel is Yoel's not cutting any weight anymore. You know when he was fighting 185 you want to knock people's socks off I do Darren till yo Romero take my fucking money But I don't think Darren's doing any MMA anymore.

1:19:35I think it's just boxing You know he looked really good against Luke Rockhold, and I think his knees fuck with him You know he had some real bad deep That's why he left to get on some peptide some other shit and you cure that me doesn't really cure it that well It depends on how much you got some stem cells. That's where he got some stem cells. Yeah But if once you have meniscus problems, you've got no cushioning in there and you get arthritis brother, I thought I've been a nice for since the ultimate fighter and I could you know I like to run long distance and I was telling bring him about it He's like dude telling to see what these stem cells do I can run All day now.

1:20:09I'm sure I believe you but the thing is like once the cartilage is gone I see what you're saying, like, spiraling bone. In your, like, Kamaru Usman territory, there's not a whole lot they can do. Yeah. It's always going to hurt. I'm hearing that stem cells are regrown cartilage, too. That's the latest shit. Yeah, I've seen that, too. That's like new studies. Yeah. I don't think they've applied to humans yet, but they're going to be able to do that, and they're also going to be able to, there's a new treatment for disc degenerative disc disease where they're spreading the discs out, making them larger again.

1:20:37Stem cells are wild. I've been telling Joe for the last two days, he don't know what I'm talking about. I told Brigham, last year that kid from the Boston Celtics ripped his leg apart during the playoffs. What's his name? Jason Tatum, he came back in 248 days or something like that. Dude, put that in your fucking pipe and smoke it. What did he rip, Jamie? Achilles, I think. Achilles and something in his knee. The other guy's still out. This motherfucker came back in the first game. He slam dunked it. And I'm like, I just watched it to see. I thought he was on a buckle and shit. 248 days is a good amount of time.

1:21:10298. 298 is a good amount. Yeah, it's almost a year. Yeah, that gives you plenty of time to get rehabilitated and build your strength back up. Starting NBA, though. Amazing. It's amazing. How long was Kobe out? Not longer, I think. I know, but you're talking about Aaron Rodgers when he tore his Achilles. He came back real quick. Yeah, Aaron Rodgers did. Aaron Rodgers was working with Brigham. Yeah. They were working with Wastewell. Yep. That's part of the reason why he came back so quick was stem cells. Correct. Yeah. What they got out now for that injury, I knew something is, you know, when I was a kid if you ripped your Achilles tendon, that's a year.

1:21:49Yeah, you're out. You're not getting to what I said. It's 249 days or whatever the fuck it was. 298 days but that's just to do shit. Never mind playing an NBA game and dunking a fucking basketball. Football, you need a little more time. I paid attention to that guy and I came in here a year ago I told you. I went to a Celtic game, and the strength that Jason Tatum had is not the strength that basketball players, when I played, had. They're training different things. It's a whole new world out there. They're lightning. When they go in the paint, have you seen that fucking seven-foot guy shooting jumpers?

1:22:25For San Antonio? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wemby? Oh, yeah, that Asian guy? Wemby. No, no, no. He's French. French black. French black, yeah. I don't follow basketball too much, but I know that guy. He's so tall, it's awkward. I know that guy. I'm interested in this. Adesanya and Joe Pfeiffer? Very interested in that. That's a scary fight. I would have put that on the White House. Listen, I have a friend that did crack. What? No teeth. He's driving a cab. He got that rectal cancer. Rectal? Oh, yeah, that one. Colon cancer? Three treatments, guys. Of stems? No. In your head? What did he get? I don't know.

1:23:08They're treatments of what? Something? He's good to go? Good to go. He's back smoking crack, driving a cab. Good for him. My stem cell spot in Tijuana, CPI, they're working on using stem cells to cure cancer. They're doing some crazy shit out there. Crazy shit, man. It's crazy. It's a different world. CPI is doing some shit that you can't do in the United States legally. That's why they're in Mexico. You know if they if they could do what they're doing in the United States There would be a CPI in every major city. Well, let me tell you something big thing hasn't come up and it should be We're talking about this yesterday like right now peptides on all-time eyes are great people paying attention to them People reading about them, but there's so many different peptides now.

1:23:49I'm 63 fucking years old And last time I went to bring them I went on that computer With the AI oh the alien I told the fucking guy go listen I'm 63 I'm gonna make my dick bigger and stronger So he goes, you know, the grandfather of that is testosterone. And then there's peptides you can use. So I went back and I ordered one of the peptides. We cooking? Not bueno, guys. No? No? Too hard? Too hard. Because PT-141 doesn't affect blood flow. PT-141? What is that? That's a peptide. For your dick? Blood flow. For blood flow. It's been infected since 1970. For women and guys. But this is how crazy it is.

1:24:30It's been around since 1970. So why are you giving me Viagra? Why are you giving me fucking Viagra? If you know this is fucking better for you. Gentlemen. It says it's for desire. Put that back up. It says it's choose to treat generalized hypoactive sexual desire disorder in premenopausal women and off-label for erectile dysfunction in men. It didn't work for you, John? It says, listen, unlike ED pills that target blood flow, PT-141 acts on the central nervous system to increase sexual desire. Dude, we got to get that. Yeah, I wanted to fucking midget that night, but it didn't work out for you.

1:25:13Did it work out for you? PT-141? It sounds exciting. Let me just break it down for you. Please do. Like, I was always getting Viagra, and one of you guys said it's for the heart. It used to be a heart medication, then it became a dick medication. It was a low blood pressure medication. Something like that, and that's why I took it. I took it the first time. It's okay. It's okay. This shit, I just wanted to take on principle. Where do you get it? Peptide store. You order it online, even fucking Waste World will get it for you. Straight from China, dog. Dog, but listen. It's just liquid. The desire that you have is like how it causes it.

1:25:47Because I did it. I was like, what the fuck is this? So you shoot it at seven. In your dick? No, you shoot it in your arm. Okay, at seven. Or in your stomach. So you have to tell your wife, like, hey. You don't say shit. Don't tell nobody. You don't tell nobody. You're at home. The kids are out. You're just blasting your stomach. And you wait. Give it three hours. Three hours? Wait for it to kick in. That's a long time. How long does it last? 72. 72 hours? So the wait is working. Because what happens is... Don't worry about the fucking wait. So it's a horny peptide? You're walking into three days of...

1:26:23And let me tell you what. So people... I'm older. So the first night... Yeah, I got a little bit of a heart on. I looked at my wife. I'm like, no, it's too late. It's too late.

1:26:35Yeah, it was like 11.30. She came in for that shit. It's too late. She's watching Limey TV and shit. Now, I haven't given my wife a stab in the morning since I turned 50. It says it's a navel spray. Yeah, they got a nasal one, too. You know, faster one. You know, rapid. It's your nasal. It'll go right in there. The response to the peptide is rapid, eliciting a penile reaction within minutes. I told you, dog. I never sprayed it, but now that I know, let's get the spray on top. So the first night, yeah, it was okay. I didn't whack off or nothing. The next morning, I got up, and I couldn't pee because that motherfucker was out and about.

1:27:12He was like, a Marine going to Iran. This motherfucker was out there. I couldn't even pee. And I remember dipping my head, and I go, honey, don't go downstairs yet. She's like, why? I got to drink coffee. No, no, no. I want to get you off surprise. Oh, my God. Because I stopped giving the stabbings after 50 because I don't like stabbings at night. I like them in the morning. Yeah. That's the best action. Yeah, me too. The monkey's fermenting. You're awake. You're a total fucking thing. You're awake. Boogers in your eyes. Boogers in your eyes. You just eat monkey and fucking dust is going all over the place.

1:27:39But fuck me. Dog, I stopped because when you turn over 50, they say that the best time to get a heart attack is between 6 in the morning and 12 at lunch. So I used to always give my wife like a stab in the morning. I felt a little weird. So I said, fuck it. I'll cut it down and just eat a monkey in the morning. but that felt a little weird. So I said, fuck it, I cut off sex in the morning. Because you're worried about getting a heart attack. Yeah, but I'm at fucking jujitsu at nine getting beat up by 20-year-olds. I'm like, what's the difference? What's the difference? I'm doing hip escapes. I'm fucking dying here.

1:28:11So I said, fuck it, let me start giving her a stab in the morning again, but I did it after the PT-141. So you usually give your wife or your lover a stab and your dick is kind of weird for a little while. this motherfucker was up at attention by the time I was eating yogurt. I went to breakfast. I was looking at my dick again. It's ready to go. And then I went out, and all day long it stays half-cocked. It's like three-quarters hard. It's just ready to wind blow on it. Here goes Michael Vellipage. Come on, MVP. So, yeah, it's about 48 hours of fucking nothing but dick, dick, dick. There needs to be a cartoon of that story.

1:28:50Sucks that he's not in the mention at 170 for the title either. And this fight doesn't really get him there. This does nothing for him. So let's say he does some amazing knockout. Okay. The guy's unranked. The only person who beat him is Ian Gary, right? Correct, by decision. And Jared Cananier got on top of him at the end, but he was lighting Jared up. But I think that's why the UFC brass started to go a little south on him, because he's had a bunch of decisions since he got to the UFC. And then the Kevin Holland fight was supposed to be fun. It wasn't. and then he fights Jare Cannonier and he's lighting him up but he's messing around.

1:29:25And Daniel was like, buddy, you got the guy hurt. Let's go here. He kept messing around and they got taken down. Jare Cannonier is tough. So I think since then the UFC's got a little sound on him. If he had dreads, he looked like Milly Vanilli. Right? He's up with a dance. That motherfucker's a fun dude. People forgot about Milly Vanilli. Have you had him in here, Joe? It's a documentary. Yeah, he was a great guest. People forgot about him. He was a great guest. He was really fun. Really smart guy. Smart guy. And, you know, I always said for the longest time That's the next thing that's gonna emerge in MMA because those guys I remember from my competition days when you would enter into those karate Tournaments those guys that were really good at that He it was a totally different game Okay, like even being in Taekwondo and you but you're used to like continuous action Yeah, these guys that know how to just like get that first shot now and and get out of the way quick They were a problem It's like that's a very specific skill set and if you could teach that skill set and then learn all the other stuff You have that thing always so the first strike they have a giant advantage giant They can do stuff that you don't anticipate because they can catch you from a distance where you can't close the distance But he can easy and you should learn out first right you should like if you were trying to create the ultimate MMA fighter in the as a child you throw them into taekwondo and wrestling right that's first wrestling wrestling number one You've got to get them on the spinny kicks because you can't learn them later You've got to learn them early.

1:30:45Yeah, but you can learn those from karate, too. I feel like more karate guys have done way better, like point karate guys, than Taekwondo. It's all about that wheel kick. Yeah, but those guys know wheel kicks. Like, it's not a kick that's like an elusive kick that no one knows how to throw. No, but they're very rarely thrown. It's true, but I think that the skill of being able to blitz is even better. Because they can do all the stuff that Taekwondo, the good ones like Raymond Daniels, they do all the stuff that Taekwondo guys do. But they have that additional ability to cover distance isn't that no, but no, no, too Not really no, it's all a little but not like point karate point karate is the number one Skill for covering distance with like a blitz it's like fencing yeah, man Those Lee was into fencing because of that do those guys like when when I used to go to those tournaments and watch like, you know Everybody makes fun of Billy Blanks Billy Blanks back in the day was a Wicked bad point fighter a wicked point fighter world champion point fighter.

1:31:41Yeah, he was good, dude and he was super jacked and athletic and he was like really good at covering discs. Blah! They would just catch each other with back fists and punches from so far away and throw wild kicks from so far away. Damn, I didn't know he was 38. Holy shit, he looks like he's 28. Yeah, he's in great shape. Were you talking about Bobby Orr the other day? When you saw him with his knee surgery? Yeah. He was 38. What? Yeah. Really? Did you say Bobby Orr? Oh my God. I was going to tell you that. So when I was 19, he was 38? Yeah. Oh my God. He couldn't even walk. Yeah, retired by 40 and done.

1:32:17I think maybe even retired at 30 or something it was saying. He was retired back then. I know he was retired. You know, Mike Van Pace doing a bunch of other shit, too. He has a restaurant. He has a restaurant in London. Oh, good. Yeah, he owns a restaurant. He's got a podcast, right? I don't think so. He doesn't? I don't think. He's in movies. He should be. Yeah, 100%. He's such an entertaining and fun guy. Yeah. And a really nice guy, too. Like, super nice guy. He's like, here it is. So this is Billy Blanks in the early karate fights. Billy Blanks is on the right. They could punch the face? They could in those.

1:32:49It depends on which tournament. You're supposed to pull your punches in some of them. So this was the early days before they even wore the pads. But those guys eventually started wearing those foam boots. So this is real early. This looks like the 70s or something. This shit is old school. Does it say what year this is? This is a whole long documentary. Oh. Eddie, back to your mysterious death. Back to your mysterious death. Here it is, like there. These ones. So these ones are some of the bigger karate tournaments. They had a lot of these. And these guys would fight like this. Look, he's got a little cape on.

1:33:24They had weird outfits. They all got very flamboyant. MVP fights starting right now. Oh, here we go. MVP fights starting right now. Let's go, MVP. Oh, shit. I'm rooting for him, man. Who's the white guy? He's his training partner, but he's had four finishes in a row. Yeah, this is his training partner. And he's better on the ground. He's really good at Darces and Anacondas. In training, they said he would get them on MVP. And he was at 155 for a while, right? Which is crazy. Look how tall he is. Those guys kill themselves, man. The weight cutting in MMA is just so nutty. If they had an Adam weight, Yoel Romero would try to make it.

1:34:03Someone crazy would try to make Adam weight. Not Yoel, but you know what I'm saying? Like someone who just cuts crazy weight. What's weird is even though they've trained together, I doubt Michael Venom Page moves exactly like this in training. Right. He doesn't try to really fuck you up. He showboats. He does his thing. He's such an entertainer, man. But it does help a lot if you've already sparred with this guy. Huge advantage. Now, is it possible that there'd be a Michael Venom Page versus Israel Dasanya? It's possible. Sure. The same weight category? Mm-hmm. Yeah, he'll because he'll fight at 170 and 85.

1:34:38Yeah, he fought cannon here and five They would fight each other. They're not buddies. They're buddies. Oh, they're buddy. Other buddies, but so are these guys UFC don't give a fuck I mean that would be crazy dude. Yeah, it would be a great is he in this motherfucker, but yeah, is he Joe Piper's crazy? That's a crazy Joe Piper's fucking terrifying because they're basically like Super similar, right? I mean Joe Joe Piper hits you like he's trying to kill you Like he's trying to look he's trying to kill you. It's very different Like every shot headhunting. He just needs to mix it up more. Yeah, especially against a guy like Izzy Well, he can smell a huge overhead.

1:35:15He was going for the big shots in the Kelvin gaslin fight Yes, because he had him really badly hurt in the first round But damn dude when that guy hits people it's a problem. Yeah He's a real problem. It's cool that Michael Venom page has a venom on the back of his shorts pretty cool Coincidence, right? I forgot Venom's still on. Yeah. Venom Fight Gear. Yep. French company.

1:35:44Yeah, this dude knows how to fight him. I'll tell you that. Yeah, but the issue is since he's used to it, he's not engaging. So you usually don't get a really, well, they're kind of thrown there. Well, you usually don't get a super entertaining fight. He's probably going to look for a take. Can he do this style, Joe? Can he do this style and keep his hands up too? Is it necessary to keep it down? It's a big part of it It's a big part of it Because you don't know where the struts are coming from He throws overhands He throws uppercuts His jab will come from his hip So it's part of it If he had his hands up it wouldn't work He wouldn't move as well Really?

1:36:15No Or cover ground as well The arms Swinging the arms back and forth Helps you move around as well It's a big part It's like running If you had to run with your arms like this You would not be able to run as fast But boy you better be fucking good at it Otherwise you're leaving your jaw Oh, why don't yeah, but he's very evasive like no one really land shots on him So they were talking about Douglas Lima and Luke Rockhold. That was the fight that was proposed yeah an MVP. That's interesting Douglas Liam is another one that people forgot about I think there was a time where he was arguably like the second best welterweight on the planet You couldn't say he was the best until he fought in the UFC, but he was ultra impressive for a while He was fucking a lot of it.

1:36:55It's just tough with those Bellator guys. It's hard. It's tough You don't really know until they come over to you. Look at Patchy Mix. Monster. What about AJ McKee? What about him? He's good. Very good. Dude, he's the only guy in MMA history to have 100 % choke. Yeah, he was good. You know the 100 % fuck? I don't know if you know the full guard. He taps people with that. That's one of my go-to moves. His son's really good. Nobody knows that shit. Nobody does it. But AJ McKee, he gets you 100 % full guard. The fight is over. It's over. There's a lot of elite talent that didn't get their shot on the big stage Well think about Patricio Pitbull like by the time he comes you're getting a certain version of him right?

1:37:35He was like 36. Yeah fucked up. You don't think AJ McKee could eventually end up in the UFC or it's Well, how old is he now 32 33 that old 30? He's only 30. Yeah, he definitely could Yeah, he's gonna have to get going fast because he was locked up He was locked up in Bellator then now he's PFL but the thing is he FL wants to keep those talented guys And they they're giving them a lot of money man. I don't know what they're giving them often these days They don't but if you win that tournament you get a million dollars like Olivier Aubame Mercier Won a million dollars fighting over there after the UFC let him go.

1:38:10That's nuts Yeah, but it is nuts. It is they should be getting paid more than that. Well, the fuck Do something here

1:38:20Fucking round no each other doing wins this is the problem. That's why Dana why gets pissed off Yeah, you want to go in there and battle what the fuck do how much are we gonna wait don't make this matchup? that was a That wasn't anywhere near landing that we'll know slow in a back this one back he went dude Joe he threw a back fist like this you never see it. He was like like this and then one like this boom. Yeah, he does wild shit. You never see that shit. No, he does wild shit. Dude, there was one guy, remember Daryl Gohler? Yeah. Daryl Gohler. Do you remember Daryl Gohler? I think so. High-level wrestler went to Brazil to teach all the Brazilians wrestling.

1:38:57He's a black dude from fucking Detroit or something. Moves to Brazil to teach wrestling in Brazil. And his fighting style, dude, he would throw backfist off his jab. Daryl Gohler, he would throw a jab and then backfist. He'd go, boom, boom. And it worked. That was his style Jab backfist nobody else don't you remember when when Dan Henderson knocked out Hector Lombard he hit him with a backfist in the or a back elbow back elbow back elbow standing I remember Ferguson throws two back like that and dropped him remember Tony Ferguson throws two spinning Elbows in a row. Oh, yeah, he threw one and then he goes, you know, I'll throw another one pop.

1:39:41No one's ever done that He's killing that misfits though in his prime. He was a motherfucker before he like fucking blew his knee out Doing that Fox thing him and Khabib Flip a coin who's better. I couldn't tell very very that was huge dude that motherfucker Tony Ferguson versus Khabib That was like what was that? Two thousand six just landed right now three two yeah Pages on the gas now now. It's all just landed a right hand on this. He's like, what am I doing with this fucking bar Well, he knows he can't deal with the booze. He's in London. He can't be losing in London, and he can't have a boring fight in London.

1:40:18He's got to get something going. He definitely has an after party, and you can't be talking about bullshit at the after party. I think this is his last fight on the contract, too. Well, if he stops this dude, everybody forgets about that first round. If he doesn't, that becomes a real problem when he is negotiating. Is this round two or three? Two. Or he leaps over to MVP, big dog. it is interesting it's like there is a difference once a guy knows that style because patterson's not been in real trouble and everybody else is in trouble everybody that fights him gets lit up on the outside look what he did to jared cannon near who's a beast look what he did everybody yeah kevin holland couldn't because again there's no way to mimic the stuff the first time you see it is in here and bruce buffers standing next right but this kid oh he almost this kid this kid had a hundred rounds with him yeah this kid's been in there with him a lot they They brought him in for Sharapova.

1:41:08They brought him in for fucking Kevin Holland. Oh. Damn, that was nice. That was fucking. That's so slick. Yeah, that was like. He does some slick shit. That was gangster. You see that one fight that he had where he threw a spitting 360 roundhouse kick, kicked the dude in the face, knocked him out, and then just stood there with his back on. Yeah, that was dope. Remember when he did the cyborg, the flying knee? Caved in his fucking skull? Worst knockout of all time. Ever. Of all time. Ever. You can't get a worse knockout. He literally caves his skull. I got to have fucking brain surgery Brendan probably never be the same again Like I think you ever fought again.

1:41:44What is your technique and Remembering all this shit you do like spend I'm gonna spend one hour It's just what I'm into fight now But what time is like how do you know all these fucking fights? It's just what I mean like you're in just remember rounds You could talk about combat to that matches and just My thing is I have nobody to talk about it with. My thing is like... What is your system? In the morning, you wake up and you watch it. In the morning. In the morning. You watch old UFC fights. I'll either watch them or I listen to other podcasts. How do you decide which fights you're going to review?

1:42:19Usually the big dogs. The main ones. Well, review this fucking one. All right? Watch what the fuck is going on here. Joey, I told you... Brendan's an encyclopedia. The problem is a lot of stuff is not happening right here. There's a lot of throwing punches at air. Like me and Orlowski is the worst heavyweight fight of all time. Nobody won. You have an MMA show, right? Yeah. You have an MMA show. It's interesting that they didn't think of this when they booked this fight. You know? They didn't think these guys are training partners. This might be a stinker. Exactly. That's what I would think. Call me.

1:42:50You can't do that. Maybe it's like you can't get anybody to fight Venom Page in London. That might be a problem, too. It might have been a bunch of dudes said no, and Patterson was like, let's go. He said at 170 and 185 And they just weren't giving him anything Has Venom Fought a Dagestani Type dude? Like wrestling? No That's not fun That's the big criticism That's the matchup right there Him and Hamzat, that'd be nuts Is he 185? Is this 185 right now? No, this one's 170 I'll tell you what I can't fucking wait for Hamzat vs Strickland Let's fucking go That's really happening? In New Jersey In New Jersey Damn Yeah Damn That's a motherfucking fight That's a great fight That's a super bowl right there Dude, the press conferences Bro So you know how the UFC makes them do Like Paramount makes them do face off Like three times before the fight They fly in on a Tuesday They have them face off with the lights You can't do that with those two Imagine the shit talk You can't do it You can't do it And Paramount, you know, they're in suits Like, I don't see why not It's like, well, because they're going to kill each other Yeah, you can't do that He called him a terrorist.

1:43:58We can't have this. He called him a goat fucker? Damn. Can't have it. Damn. Can't have it. Bro, I love Strickland. How good did he look against Fluffy? Before that fight, I'm like, man, Strickland will probably get fucked up by Hamzat. The shape I saw him in, I was like, motherfucker. He looks great. Yeah, he looks tremendous. Oh! That was a good right hand. That was a good right hand. Finally. Finally. But you can't have, like, one punch in a two-round fight. He's got two or three of them. Training partners, man. I know. And Joe, the mystery of that fight is Strickland's going to get taken down.

1:44:34That's going to happen. He'll get taken down. But he's so well versed on getting up and his cardio. That third, fourth, and fifth round, if he keeps getting up, defend the submissions, that's when it gets interesting. He's also so hard to hit. He's so hard to hit. He does so many sneaky things on the feet that people don't see coming. And he just keeps coming. He keeps coming. Yeah, no way Cosmod's going to fucking stand with him. He's gonna try to take him down. No way. Hamzat can strike too, though. Did you see the video of Hamzat striking with Khalil? No, totally. But you think that's the best strategy for Hamzat?

1:45:05No way. No, the best strategy is... Because Strickland can fucking... Drag him to the ground. He's got great striking. Why would you take a chance? The only thing that would make sense is if he wanted to make up for the last fight where a lot of people thought it was boring when he won against Strickland. Because he didn't look for a finish. He just comes out and tries to blast Strickland. Dude, if he tries to stand with Strickland, dude, he's fucked. But here's why you can try to stand with Strickland because he's not a knockout artist like he's a volume puncher like a Nate Diaz He's it's a lot of volume So even if you do stand with him and you get pieced up, he's not really gonna knock you out And we really don't know how strong one shot.

1:45:37We really don't know how Combs on the chin is right. He's never like we don't know I mean smaller guy but Gilbert burns right he traded shots with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah Dude, he never fought like that. He's gonna try to take Strickland down 100 % of the time. No way he's going to stand with him. No way he's going to stand with that dude. The barber's going to take him out right here. Watch. Round three. Well, we've had two stinker rounds. I wonder what the point count is of how many strikes have been landed. Three. I feel bad from MVP. Three significant strikes for Venom and two for the white dude.

1:46:14This is a guy who is an expert at fighting the style. It's really kind of interesting. He's so good at his distance management. He knows what Michael could do see that flying his best tools the element of some Yeah, he threw a flying wing chung kick. Yeah, they took his best skill. It's just not sending a gap for success. That's my issue with it. Oh And MVP is a bona fide star man. I know and meanwhile this looks kind of shitty. I Wonder what Venom's Jiu-jitsu looks like He's a tap people before didn't he get something in that walk? Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean that's all I remember I'm sure he could do everything I mean, I don't think he's got holes in his game.

1:46:54He's like it's just like It's never gonna be as good as it stand up to worlds, but yeah his stand-up though. It's just so weird It's like most people can't do yeah Most people can't do anything with it. No, hey Kevin Holland was like befuddled He's like what the fuck do you want me to do? I can't even hit this guy nothing. He couldn't even come close He's just throwing it trying to take him down. I mean you couldn't get close I mean he never is really tough to take down my Michael Venom just controlled that fight He just controlled every aspect of that fight was that before or after the Thompson fight?

1:47:26It's a good question after after the Thompson fight. Yeah after after so he fought two dudes that are impossible But the thing the crazy thing is like he might have been able to take Wonderboy down Wonderboy, you know He's been taken down before he's got good takedown defense, but he didn't even try I know making an agreement where you're not even gonna try Wow who beat Stephen Thompson like decisively Is there someone that the immortal Brown did he was the first guy to How did he do the ground and beat the fuck out of him? Really? Matt Ward That was the early days when that podcast you saw five.

1:48:00That's a fucking beast Yeah, he stopped yeah, he's great stop fighting. He's a Matt Matt was a fucking animal in his prime And that was the first defeat that Thompson and like he just couldn't deal with the full rounded skill set and the pressure Yeah, yeah veteran pressure and just like he could fight on the ground too And then Woodley beat Thompson to you times. Yeah, but it was super boring super boring But Woodley fought in the right way. Yeah, just like he's fighting him don't engage Don't just run into the wood chipper stay on the outside I'm not fun you and Woodley hurt him. That's right took a couple times right bad It was a draw one of them.

1:48:36Oh, so he beat him in the second fight Oh, that's right. It was a draw and Woodley retained his title. I remember that That's right, bro. He was a bad motherfucker. How about when he beat up Johnny Hendricks? What happened to him? He's a cop. Dude, how about those epic matches? Wasn't it with GSP? It was like Johnny Hendricks and GSP. That was like the Super Bowl. Yeah, I thought he could have won that decision. I haven't rewatched it, but at the time I was like, man, that could have been Johnny. But I'll tell you what Matt that good guy used to put people to sleep that John Fitch Martin Campman remember those guys.

1:49:17He said those guys in the air. Yeah, you said him in the air. Yeah, and then it all went away Yeah He's a cop now and you know also the cop is Anderson Silva. I know no fucking He's Lord up you met him. What the fuck? Wait a minute. That's right Anderson Silva's a cop. Yeah, go speed and Beverly Hills 100 % Yeah, he's like driving around in a car. It's not like honorary It's a good place to do it in Beverly Hills. Yeah, there's you don't have to do shit You know like sleep all down central bro This might be the least action of any fight ever next to Derek Lewis and Francis Ngannou Right I could have fucking told you guys.

1:49:59It's two fucking well-known training partners I'll tell you what man props to Patterson because this is the first dude that Venom Page has fought that doesn't look like He doesn't belong in there You know, other than Ian Garrow Ian Machado Gary Ian's a bad motherfucker, dude He figured it out You know, he figured out that style Just grab a hold of him, drag him to the ground, beat him there Fucks they ended up with him I'm pretty sure they announced Ian vs. Islam Ooh, I like that I like that a lot If that's real, I like that a lot I like that a lot Pretty sure I saw pretty cool posters Just like Khabib and Conor 23 hours ago, still waiting for the call from the UFC That's Ian but Islam posted a picture though.

1:50:39Like Islam I think leaked it. He's standing outside of a phone booth waiting for the call. Imagine if Michael Van and Page loses this fight. Well listen, all this guy has to do is land four punches and it's the most anybody's ever landed. And he's controlling them against the cage. I don't think he's gonna win. I think that even if there's no significant damage between both of them, they're just gonna give it to Venom. Oh, this is crazy bad. That's a crazy bad fight. Is that it? It's over? That's it. And that's not on Michael Venom Page or Sam. That's on the matchmakers. That's a crazy matchup.

1:51:13Call your boy. It's literally the last guy you want to fight a style like that is someone who understands it. It's the last thing you want. Don't you want excitement? You think they're going to go for a broke? They know each other. Don't you want as real as it gets? Don't you want just bleed? What if the guy in the Paramount brainstorming room is like, how about we make friends fight yeah that'll be fucking great that's hilarious I bet it was one of the things where there's not a lot of guys lining up to take that fight because he makes you look so stupid but this dude is like I've been in there with him a hundred rounds I know how to fight it yeah big advantage man giant advantage knowing what that distance I just have a hard time believing that those motherfuckers in the top 10 185 and 170 are dogs.

1:52:02They are. Especially if they can grapple. Look, the line to the top is very short right now. And so nobody wants to slip and start from scratch again. And there's not even like, look at Imanboff. Everybody thought he was going to get a title shot. But look. But the last time he fought Strickland, Strickland fucked him up. But Imanboff's a beast too. But Strickland also beat Imanboff on short notice. Okay, what's going on with the the Dagestani Russian guy kind of red hair beard? What is eyes fucked up or something? He's got one can't fight in America because he can't pass a commission here What's up with him cuz that guy's fucking good?

1:52:42He's real good. Yeah, what's he? My beat a venom page fucked him up really yeah, yeah, damn. I miss that one and then he got he got wrestled by Armin sir, okay, they did a grappling match what if they call this a draw and they say we all lost Apologize to us ladies and gentlemen. There is no winner We all Michael Venom page. That does nothing for him. Nothing. It does no. I think it's bad for him 100 % Yeah, it's not good. Now you're damaged goods now. You're going into your contract because I told you I was gonna look Also, here's the problem now people know how to fight him People are going to watch that and go Oh, just don't engage Maybe he didn't want the fight And said, you know what?

1:53:24They're going to make me take this fight And we're just going to play it And I'm not going to hurt him Maybe No way Look at that, they're hugging That dude was just good I had told you I was going to hit you The guy is good He's good Oh, Sam's very good Very good He's coming out four wins, 14 kills This Luke Riley's a big deal out there He's a fucking beast Yeah, he is It's a big problem It's a hard fight to It's a hard fight He's an awkward fight Are these the last two fights? Yes, this is the co-main event. Okay. Tell me about him. I don't know that. I don't know anything about these guys. Who knows about these, that Loner Kavanaugh kid?

1:53:58That flyweight kid? Oh, yes. Do you know what's nuts? Charles Johnson has knocked out two of the best flyweights out there. I know. Joshua Van and Loner Kavanaugh. You know what else is nuts? Why he doesn't just shave his fucking hair off? He likes it. Because you remember it. There you go. You remember it. He's got this crazy hair in the back. You bet all shaved in the top. Oh, I don't think it's shaved. I think like this God, Jesus is barber Jesus. Yeah, but the back to business being a puff of hair I'll tell you man this getting cage where's the fucking he's like the next big thing out of here Yeah, he's very good.

1:54:33So Patty came from cage warriors Conor McGregor came from cage warriors like cage warriors is like the shit out There dude, I went to cage warriors like in 2000. So you know it's a war I did a seminar out there and and um awesome promotion man there's so many good fighters i swear to god dude i was i was so after the seminar they go see there's a cage they time my seminar for a cage warrior so i go with a bunch of a bunch of dudes from the seminar and we're watching these fights and there's a but there's a lot of like uh middle eastern people there a lot a lot so i i go out in the cage and they want to ask me a question because how was your flight over to the uk and i said there was an asian guy to me an asian guy is from china yeah he was sitting next to me on the flight over and and he i think he stunk or he farted i forget but they go how was your flight over here to the uk and i go i was next to an asian guy and he fucking stank and in uk asians are muslims well it's pakistanis it's dude yeah people do actual age dude people there was almost a riot this is like 2004 everyone exploded and they started throwing bottles in the fucking i'm like whoa dude it was almost a run i'm like wait a minute i'm an asian like chinese i didn't mean like you guys and they freaked the fuck out luckily i was there with like 20 jujitsu guys from the seminar i would have been dead like cage warrior ksw like uh rising that's where it was Almost right dude, they were throwing shit at me and I didn't give a fuck.

1:56:10I was like drunk I was like flipping them off like fuck you guys. I was an idiot That's where all the time is like 20 years of age warriors has some elite talent You know you know patty McGregor came over to yeah, and patty was making more money doing cage warriors than he was in the UFC What that's why? I met him in San Diego and I was talking his manager who runs cage warriors is like yeah He took a pay cut to come to the UFC. That's crazy selling out his first fight. Yeah Well, eventually he started making money. How much was he making in K-4? Tons, because he was the biggest draw, and he was selling out Liverpool's state arenas.

1:56:43He was the main draw. So his manager wanted him to go to the UFC two years prior, and he's like, no way. Why am I going to take a pay cut? So he's like, dude, to be considered the best, even though it's a pay cut, you've got to come over to the UFC. Do you feel like he got rushed with a guy like Gagey? He should have had a few more top contenders. I don't know what the fucking game plan was. Like if you and I were talking you were like let's say off air like I got some inside info Right. Patty's just gonna strike with Justin. I'd be like oh you had your fucking mind. He's gonna lose So I don't know what the game plan was.

1:57:14It's a good question again. It could be too much too soon You know, I think it is Gaethje's a monster on the feet. He's a real problem. He's also All-american wrestler like I know how do you think also do takedowns? He beat up for Zeev standing up Yeah, bro. You know Fazeev's wicked but he gets strike So let's say counterbacks from International Fight Week. Let's say he's doing International Fight Week. You're telling me if we're trying to do numbies for Paramount You're telling me you don't do patty vs. Connor at 170 right patty's fucking huge He'd do 170. Did you say numbies? Numbies. I like that.

1:57:47Thank you. Well, unfortunately the big fight would have been patty vs. Ilia That would have been the big fight. That'd have been a big fight If they could have figured out of me to make that happen that would have been the big fight It's a disaster fight for Paddy, and that's where the train stops. It would have been a big fight. But Connor Paddy, it's like, that's fucking entertaining, dude. That is entertaining. I feel like that fight was in the future if they built him up correctly. I just think throwing him to Justin after, like, was it Jared Gordon? I thought Jared Gordon won that fight. Yeah, but so does Paddy.

1:58:21Even Paddy was like, yeah, he probably lost that fight. That's what I thought. And so just a few years later, the Bobby Green video, that was impressive. Michael Chandler, he looked good. That was impressive. Still older guy. Right. And then older, Justin Gaethje. Exactly. And then my thing is, when you look at Justin Gaethje, it's like, wait, how's Paddy going to get him to the ground? Right. What's the move? Right. It can't be. What is it? These jujitsu trips? You know how fucking good Justin Gaethje's takedown defense is? And he's also such a good athlete. His hips are nuts. Crazy athlete. Wild.

1:58:50Yeah. And he fought that fight like a wild man. Wild. He fought that fight just pure reckless just walked him down and just like let him swing on fuck It was like he felt no fear. It was kind of crazy dude What happens at the White House, you know Trump? He's probably not too familiar with UFC fighters and he's like okay American Justin Gage Let's do this Ilya Toporia comes out and fucking flat lines him in front of all the fucking if Ilya Toporia flatlines Justin Gage's next fight He's got the greatest resume of all time ever. I mean it's the craziest resume Here's how the white house card could be saved with all the shit.

1:59:27I'm talking everybody talking What if Justin Gaethje and could happen? What if he knocks earlier to pour you out as the main event at the White House? That would be grabs American flag

1:59:39Promo that could happen gauge you could knock anybody could happen. Yeah, and right Bruce Buffer announces his name That's when the drone hits

1:59:51This is scheduled to start at noon On the White House lawn? Yeah Perfect There'll be a thousand degrees out What a great idea Is there an Iranian fighter we could get For this fucking car? I'm gonna look like I'm in the shower Yeah Human as fuck How about main event Top Iranian guy Top Israel guy Not a ton of Iranians Main event What do you think about that? Which is a shame Because Iranians are Motherfuckers How about a guy from Palestine? Like, you get Bilal Mohammed against an Israeli guy. That's a doable fight. Are you kidding? That's a doable fight. That would be huge. That would be massive.

2:00:25There'd be scud missiles coming from everywhere. But what guy in that weight class is from Israel? Nobody. Dude, Israel got a bunch of great fighters. I know, but in the UFC, there's no one in the UFC at 170 that's a guy from Israel. They just gave Bilal a fight. It's a weird one. Yeah, it's a tough one, right? Who'd they give him? Um, shit. They're not doing him any favors. And then also Kamaru Usman thought he was getting Islam and then they yanked it from him at the last second. How about a Ukrainian against a Russian? Throw that shit in there. I don't totally hate that. I think Ian Gary deserves it.

2:01:02But I also think Kamaru, like, come on. The guy's a legend. This is like... I wouldn't be mad at it. Last year he could fight. And look sensational against Joaquin Buckley. I want to see that fight. This is my thing with Justin. Justin might have one more, he said, for Ilya. My thing with Justin is, let's go out on top. Ilya's a... Could he win? Of course. Anybody can win. But for Justin, all he's done for the company, give him the red panty night. Give him Conor at 170. That's the motherfucking fight. Let him make all the fucking money. Do you think that he would take that fight? Who? Conor. Justin Gaethje?

2:01:37100%. At 170? Dude, he was going to fight fucking... At 155. I can make one Carlos brought this he could make 155 if he's off the sauce he can make 155 Conor's down to fight Carlos at 170. You know, they called him. He's a kept sign it really. Yeah, wow He's gangster dude. That's a gangster fight super gang horrible fight from when was the last time Connor fought? How long has it been? It's been a long time two years is it one in forever? Well, he broke his leg in his last fight But when was that how long ago was that? three years? At least three. And 100 % you feel Conor's gonna at least come back for one more fight, right?

2:02:14Yes. 100%. 100%. I think the UFC feels pressure from the criticism of this White House card and not closing on Jon Jones and the other fights. So they're gonna get it done with Conor. Five years? It's been five years. I don't think Conor's gonna fight all of that. Well, I mean, I guess the Mayweather fight. No, not Charles. Not Charles. If anything... No, I thought it was Charles. No, we're We're talking about Justin Gaethje. Justin Gaethje. I thought it was Conor's fight and Charles in July. Bro, imagine the bonkers fight. Imagine this. Gaethje somehow or another knocks out Elio Taporia. Conor versus Gaethje in July.

2:02:51That would be insane. You couldn't do it in July. Even Conor against Taporia would be insane. Whoever wins that against Conor, that would be insane. Either one. It'd have to be the big December card, right? Let's just get Conor to July 11th. Let's not worry about December. Well, let's just get him to anywhere. That's a quick turn. He's going to do it. We're barely going to get him. Who else would be good for him? Max Holloway. Whoa. Remember how they fought? It was Max's first fight in the UFC. Whoa. They're two completely different fighters. What happened in that fight? Max is done cutting weight.

2:03:22Charles beat him. I'm sorry. Conor beat. Conor beat Max. How? Decision. Decision. Yeah. Forgot about that one. So young, though. They're completely different. Max is a legend. Conor's a legend. They're both 145. Yeah, fucking cook dude and and max come off a loss like you don't want to set Connor like Carlos practice just fucked up I feel it so it's so wrong to not give it to Michael Chandler So fucked up. It's so wrong. You know man. It's so wrong We all love Connor, but it's like you would have never had was a tough to sleep on silk sheets Yeah, it's up to get up in the morning when you're sleeping in silk sheets that's true rocky too but but some of those motherfuckers like john jones sleeps in silk cheeks he's a fucking dog so was floyd mayweather when he was in his prime way mother these guys did floyd mayweather lose his money didn't he no ways he broke well he had three billion fights like two days he lost it all and then got it back dude floyd mayweather when i'm hearing like he like didn't he have like five billion dollars how do you lose that oh he didn't have that much.

2:04:27Didn't have five bills, but he had a few hundred. They said in his career he's made over a billion. But he doesn't have a cumulative bill. He's having financial problems now? That's the word. Damn, it's hard to believe. Is it though? Yeah, dude. He didn't go to that many strip clubs. Yeah. He bought a lot of things, man. Think about all those diamond-encrusted watches and all those Rolls Royces and all those Ferraris. Well, he has like 15 Bugattis. All those houses and he bought a bunch of apartment buildings. Those are good investments though. Yeah, but you gotta pay the mortgage. Correct. You know and you might just had a big nut then he stopped fighting.

2:04:59He's like who knows man He's got a bunch of people that are on his payroll whole staff It's easy. So he's trying to set up another fight Making that kind of money all the time and then it just goes away. That's all right Yep, that's I mean that's like every rock star story every rockumentary They blow up get the mansions and then they got to sell that motherfucker They don't teach you how to manage finances. You're busy being a fucking warrior or an athlete. No one goes, hey, dude. You got to pay your taxes, dog. You know that$20 million house? Your mortgage on that's whatever. Let's say$25 ,000 a month.

2:05:37Are you going to be able to afford it? It's a 40-year mortgage. That's a lot of money. You're probably going to fight for another six years, bud. What are you going to do after that? No one talks to you like that. Sell that house. Yeah, bro. every rock star dog goes up with the mansions and then they got to sell that man yeah they got to sell that motherfucker it's it's crazy well cuz no one teaches them yeah they take advantage of the stone look at all these bands and look at black Sabbath they were broke by the fifth out yeah see that Ozzy thing that's a success story yeah yeah they were broke when they made same thing with kiss kiss was the biggest fan in the world they made that reality show, right?

2:06:13Which one? Ozzy. He was broke and he made his reality show. That's why he did it, right? His wife set it up. Yeah. His wife is a fuck. His wife. The Osbournes. I don't know if they were broke. Is that true? That's why she did the deal. I never heard that. But most bands, they'd go through that. They got all their shit, and then they lose all their shit. And then they got all their shit, and then they lose all their shit. They could be announced a Coke. You forget to do the show. Correct. And they wake up one day. Yeah, Kiss in 1977 was biggest band in the world but by 1980 they were fucking bankrupt and shit and they were struggling selling all their shit an awesome fight the pressure of fighting for the first time in the ufc at a co-main event is crazy have you heard him talk about because they were asking they go and it's true i've always said this that you know bellator fighters when they come to the ufc the majority of them struggle They asked Michael Van Apege, why do you think you've had, you know, you're more one of the successful guys that come from Bellator.

2:07:15He goes, I'll tell you this, man. I fought for titles in Bellator. I fought in world championships and karate and all this shit. He goes, when you come to the UFC, it's just different. He goes, the pressure, the nerves. He's like, I've been in big fights. People come up like, man, you knocked this guy out. You're setting an all-time knockout record. And he goes, yeah, cool. He goes, that didn't bother me. My first fight in the UFC, he goes, the nerves were unreal. It's just the big leagues. It's just a different game. Here's your chance. Don't blow it. It's just a different... You got it. You wanted to be here.

2:07:46Are you going to blow it? And blow it in front of your family and your friends? Just a different game. A lot of press. Yeah. A lot of press. That's why I bet against fighters when they fight at home. A lot of press. I bet against fighters when they fight at home. But sometimes you fight harder when their family's watching. Because I'm a comic. I know how it works. Ask Joe on Friday. Everybody starts talking to you. Distracting you. I get tickets. Can I come to the show? Oh my God. I didn't know you were playing. Yeah, oh your ass now you're walking in there that pressure you're putting on yourself because you got tickets Yeah for all those fucking people just got a smart phone Whatever fight is fighting at home.

2:08:19I always go the other way listen. I'm like Seven out of ten with it. I bet but it's the truth because as a comic I know what Friday's like Right, they call you we got another date for you. Well call me on Tuesday My fucking computer yeah, they're going to throw you off and now you're like So that's why I always bet against fighters when they're at home. Are you touring a lot right now, Joey? No. Nope, just around Jersey. No, no, no. I go everywhere. Aren't you opening up the Brooklyn Improv? No. Someone told me that. I'm just doing an episode of it. I'm doing the 15th. Gotcha. It's only 200 seats.

2:08:51Yeah. That's cool they put an improv in Brooklyn. Which part of Brooklyn? The one right over the bridge? Harrisburg, I think. Harrisburg? It used to be, right when you walk over the Brooklyn Bridge right now, it used to be a... I don't even know what that is. A second city. Yeah, it's right over the bridge. Harrisburg. Yeah, I was talking to Mark Norman. He's like, comedy's really big right now in New York. It's like a lot of clubs are opening. Comedy's big everywhere right now. It's pretty awesome. But what they did was they mashed too much in New York City. Yeah. So now these suburb rooms. Bro, that theater in Staten Island, did we ever do that together?

2:09:25No. That theater, George Duncan. That theater is fucking amazing. Yeah. It's fucking amazing, dog. Staten Island's fun Dog I had a fucking blast because I'm a knucklehead when you're a knucklehead Staten Island is knucklehead Good pizza. Oh, yeah Real Italians no That's really it's that not only where all the monsters used to live. Yes, they lived everywhere They live in Berlin, but was it started and I like to wear the homes were for them like the family home Yeah, always remember Staten Island. No disrespect to Staten Island was a dump A literal A landfill Oh wow So you know When Castellano opened This house People said It smelled a little bit In the summer In Jersey You could smell the trash Oh damn Staten Island Isn't that crazy They take garbage And the solution Is just put it in the ground Wow Forever There has to be How come Elon Pigs eat it for a long time What's that Pigs eat it for a long time They didn't know what to do That's the move That's not a bad idea That's a better idea But they can't eat everything If it wasn't for Staten Island Not according to Stats They should have brought back the pigs.

2:10:34Very Italian, very, you know, with Staten Island's food. There's a place in Staten Island that makes chicken corn and blue still. Yeah. Joe, my neighbor. Isn't that a common menu item? No, no, no. You're like, still, like it's from the 1800s. No, that's not because people are lazy. Nobody wants to cut a chicken and put ham in it. But these people are like, they're like, ham. Half of what I watch on YouTube is people cooking. I love watching people cooking. The last few weeks has been dudes cooking in the mountains like ASMR where you don't they don't talk at all They just chop stuff. I love it.

2:11:08You like to cook? I do Yeah, I love cooking. I wish I like I just watch all car shit on there I watch a lot of that too. Like guys are trying to figure out how to unlock the the ECU on the ZR1 Yo, you know, I'm obsessed with right now that Cadillac black wing the CT5. Yeah, let's go brother Fuck you. That is a crazy car for them to build. Isn't that cool? 668 horsepower Cadillac that you can get in a manual. Isn't that great? It's nuts. And then Hennessy will jack that motherfucker up to 1 ,000. Now we're cooking. Which is just a tire burner. He's just going to cook the tires off of it. What's crazy is we talk that your ZR1X has 1 ,000-something horsepower.

2:11:46I think it's 1 ,200. It's 1 ,200. The X is 1 ,200. The guy that won Texas 2K yesterday in Houston, He did it in a Lamborghini. Bro, 3 ,000 horsepower. Whoa. They're just... What the fuck are we doing? So that must be like... Well, that's the Hennessy 1000. That's the CT5V. That's 3 ,000 horsepower? No. No. No, no. That's a Cadillac. That's a thousand horsepower. That's a Cadillac CT5V, and they take it and they jack it up. It comes 668, I think, and they take it and they jack it up to 1 ,000. But it's just when you drive in it drives like a luxury car the inside looks like a luxury car It's an incredible car.

2:12:28I haven't driven that one I have the V as a suburban I have the big one the big Escalade V they cook the big one It's me and I like the interior is incredible great those black wings I like them in that blue they offer have you seen that blue Joe? Yes Green to a sick green seeing that. Oh my god. It's like a dark metallic green dude. I just got a 2500 the AV Rams those AVs. Nice. Bro. Are you going off road dog? Serial. You know I do my thing. Is that real? That's crazy. 3000 horsepower. Who won Texas 2K? 3000. Oh these boys on the street now like they laugh at 1000. Is that a Lamborghini? Yeah.

2:13:06That's crazy. That's a Huracan. That's just cooking off those tires. And what 1.3? Oh he has to have a parachute on it. Look at this. That's slippery dude. He's losing. If you don't know how to drive and you get behind that fucking thing you're spinning out going right into that sign i'll wreck that thing 100 % i know my look out look at when he loses it a little bit look at it bro you know how terrifying that must have been when the ass kicks out with 3 ,000 horsepower browsing when those calvo vipers with 2 ,200 horsepower nuts gordon ryan's obsessed with those i was so scared i don't get hurt and he showed me a video of calvo show me a video him because i as we're going i'm like how much horsepower It's 2400 like Jesus Christ.

2:13:48Hey man, you ever crash one of these things goes. Oh, yeah Shows me a video him just getting fucked up. Oh my buddy. Yeah. Yeah, fuck that was fucking terrifying not fun I don't want to go out like that shooting a TV show this gearheads gone wild So I'm fucking I don't want to go out shooting a gearheads gone wild. Yeah That's my new show. It's on to be your show. That's my show Yeah, that's dude. That's Steve. Yeah, yeah, yeah, your heads gone wild I'm in 20 years are banging these guys are banging these guys are banging oh shit. Oh Riley just connected with some big shots

2:14:24Whoo this kid said if Michael Page ain't gonna do it I'm gonna do it for him come on Dana man Michael Page must feel like shit No, you know feels like shit if Sammy had half his pay right, you know I'm saying that's true either one of them did shit But it's like Michael Venom page was in the hunt like potentially for a future world title and that's not on him though, man I'm matchmaking I know Gentlemen, you can't blame everything. I'm matchmaking I have to what's the number one rule don't let anything up to the judges But I'll buddy match buddy. Come on. There's some Dana white shit. Yeah, you can't these guys are really fucking good That never really never worked for me That never when they go to the white shit.

2:15:03I'm all there's some day white shit Yeah, when people go can't leave it up to judges. Okay. I hear you that guy's really fucking good. I'm fighting dude. Also He's he knows him so well. Yes, that's the real problem. It's the matchmaking. You're right Let's get best friends to fight

2:15:25Right away go go go another one who else? Who else are best friends? Let's get more best friends. That's because no one knows fighting. Can you imagine they have a card, all best friends fighting? Yeah. Dude, it's like the worst card ever. Dude, I fought two good buddies. Like$2 ,000 pay-per-view. It sucks, man. Matt Matreon was my boy. Bro, imagine if you and me had a fight, how horrible that would be. Dude, I would fuck you up. And I would hate it. I'd like, damn, I love you. I'd hate you to hate it of it. I'd love you, dog. But that turning sidekick bullshit, this ain't fucking kung fu theater.

2:15:58Okay?

2:16:02Honestly, anytime anybody's ever mentioned, like a dude, who would win a new fight, you or Joe Rogan, I always say, Joe Rogan would fucking kill me. I do too. People ask me all the time. And I mean that. There's no way I'd be able to take him down. First of all, this is like reality. This is like me judging the fight. I'm like, I wouldn't be able to take him down because I have the worst wrestling. I've never taught one take down in my motherfucking life. If I went to the ground though, I'd be fucked How would I get you to the ground? You would fucking light me up He would knock me out with jabs He wouldn't even have to throw a right hand He would be nice to me I wouldn't be able to hit you There's no way You would be able to jab me You don't want one of these coming towards your face I would be like, Joe, hook it up Hook it up Don't fuck me It would just look like Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson I was just going to say that If you and I fought, it'd be fucking Jake Paul.

2:16:59We would have to script it. Okay, Dan is making us do this. We need the money. Even Roy Jones, when he fought Mike Tyson, they were all body punches. That's all bullshit. They never really knew. I would say, Joe, you throw one turning sidekick right at 113. Bro, we would look like a kung fu movie. We would choreograph that shit. We would choreograph that shit like a kung fu movie. We gotta sell this, dog. But you know what? You would have to let me take you down and almost choke you, and then you escape. I go, let me get you like an almost choke. I had you like deep. It would be like this like I'm about to tap and I don't Then I'd let you leg kick me or whatever you drop me with the leg kick you me right in the leg and I go I'll be like limping and then the rough have to stop it and we're good Imagine what you have to knock one of your good friends out like that's having a bunch of times with guys Like put your good friend in the hospital terrible That could be a cartoon right there that fight and take out their pay.

2:17:54It's fine. I know I I hate that. I hate I hate the the wind pay thing. I hate it It's what the only thing I hate more is weigh-ins. I hate I hate weight cutting What do you mean the wind pay? What do you mean? I hate the fact that you get paid more if you win Why because a lot of times it's a bullshit decision and then I would say you only get the bonus if there's a not a finish Well, that's what they're doing They're doing a finish bonus, but you're still getting fight pay and then I would eliminate that I would go, this is your show pay, and this is the pay if you finish the guy, and then that's it.

2:18:27Joe, you know that's why Rhonda decided to go to MVP and fight Gina. They originally went to Dana, and she was like, hey, now that there's no pay-per-view, I want this guaranteed amount. And he was like, no, that's just not our business model. That's not what we do, because if we pay you all that money, then we're going to have to do that down the road. Good luck somewhere else. She was all, say less. I went to fucking MVP, and they're like, here's a guaranteed money. That's what happened? Yeah, she wanted guaranteed money. The UFC originally wanted that fight. Oh my God. Yeah. What if Gina wins and then they do a rematch?

2:19:00Or what if Ronda wins and then do Holly? She says she wants to fight Holly. Yeah. That would be huge. Holly's waiting right there. Get that little rematch. Totally. It's a good time to fight Holly. The crazy thing about Ronda is she was on such a meteoric rise and then the Holly home thing happened and then she kind of took a little break for like a year. And then and it was like Amanda was nobody back then so they go okay, Ron It just we're gonna give you like some up-and-comer easy Brazilian No, no, she was the champion. Yeah, no, she wasn't. Yes. She was man. I was the champion. Yeah. Yes What she yeah, I was wrong.

2:19:35We knew she was a bro cheap She's nobody like that fight. Nobody like that fight. She fucked up Misha Tate. So dude, she was a monster You know what? I remember here firing remember Still is they gave up run an easy fight when I thought no no no no no no The only people that thought that were like idiot Hollywood agents. That's me You call me an idiot? Come on dog. I'm your fucking brother. You weren't working for the UFC at that time So I was there and you don't watch all the fights. I watched every one of her fights That lady hits harder than anyone. No, I know that I'm not saying it But it seems like nobody knew that it seemed like I fucking knew it I thought that was the worst fight for her before the Holly fight.

2:20:15I was telling Dana because I was surprised they made the Holly fight. I thought they were going to make Amanda Nunes. I go, Amanda Nunes is a fucking problem. I go, because she's a black belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu and her hands, she fucked up Kat Zingano so bad. She messed up her hormone levels. Kat's cortisol was messed up. She had vertigo. She was fucked up for like a year after that. And Kat won. Kat stopped her. Amanda Nunes got shoulders like Michelle Obama, dog. She throws hammers. That lady hits like a dude. I love that. I got it. Isn't it funny? That's a compliment. That's a compliment.

2:20:49Everybody says that transgender people are amazing, but the number one insult when someone is going after a lady, they say she's really got a dick. Looks like a dude. Yeah, yeah. Well, she's got a dick. Yeah, yeah. Like, secretly. Like, Michelle Obama. Yeah. Secretly got a dick. People are saying that about Erica Kirk. They're like, crazy people. It's not a realistic. Erica Kirk got a dick? No. No, that was the rumor. Of course she doesn't. but crazy people online have been saying it. She's sucking dick right now. You motherfucker. That's a win. She's saving it for Jesus. If she had a dick it wouldn't be that big.

2:21:21If she had a dick it would be like five inches. Max. Let the lady greet. She's a wild girl before Charlie. She looked Charlie's ass and he was fucking. Those dirty white bitches will sting a tongue in your ass. Those Charlie Kirks don't know what the fuck is. They're mopping. swapping, doing laundry. You shove your tongue up a fucking little white guy like that's ass. He's going to see fucking fire. His life has changed. His life has changed. Imagine if that's all it takes. So just be thankful. He's just confused. Think about it. I will think about it. You got some 24-year-old white dude that was in the Boy Scouts and you set him loose with a Puerto Rican chick from the Bronx that hasn't eaten in three days.

2:22:04That's different. Listen to that chick. That's not Erica Kirk. She was a beauty pageant. Yeah, but when you wouldn't be your pan, you suck dick parts. So not She's definitely an odd lady. Yeah, no something's not right. Have you seen those those conventions? There's fireworks and she's coming. It's crazy. It's It's weird weird. It's real weird. It's real weird. It's real weird. And didn't she get some high-level government position? Yeah, didn't they just Yeah, I gave her like this fucking Trump did right? Yeah head of something She's like head of the CIA now or something. Makes me wonder. Like, man, what if I can get me one of them positions?

2:22:40Shit. You got to shoot your wife on TV and shit. No. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. You got to go. This is Roman Savage. Jesus. Jesus Christ. They're going higher. Why don't you take some more of these smell talks? Get your mind right, son. You can't, bro. Get your mind. Get your mind right. Something wrong with you. Oh, shit. Something wrong with you, Joey. Yes. Oh, that's why you love me. You could 100 % get one of those jobs, Joe. I know. I'm thinking which one I want. I want to be right. Pete Heggseth's sidekick.

2:23:17Was it Department of War? That's what they call it now. So gangster. Well, I think it was originally Department of War and then became Department of Defense. Once Biden came in. Hand it over to him, Joe. Oh, my God. That's tremendous. No, I think it was a while ago they changed it to the Department of Defense. I thought Biden's team did it. And Trump was like, well, it sounds better. Your Trump is pretty good, dude. It's not that good. It's definitely not good right now. You know what I want to tell Shane Gillis because he does the best Trump? Oh, he's the best. You know, isn't it a trip that Trump has never had a drink of alcohol?

2:23:49Yeah, well, he had a brother that was like really bad. No, no, imagine Trump a drunk. Trump drunk Trump. He doesn't need it. Can you do it? I can't, but Shane could. You could do it. Drunk Trump. And they said, I'll stop this war in 24 hours. Remember, he said... No one's the best at stopping wars. Give me three hours. They said I'm the best. I might be the best. I might be the best. Give me two hours. I'll stop this war. I wish I could do Trump. Supposedly, he said it's almost over. Well, I hope he's right. Me too. I hope he's right. Listen, if they can somehow or another bring peace to Iran, I mean, it's unrealistic, right?

2:24:27It's never happened before. Never been a regime change war that worked out great for everybody involved. That's why I'm saying we've done this before. How did it turn out? It's never worked out great. But don't you think it's about the oil, right? Because they supply all the oil to China? I don't think it's about the oil. I think they want you to think it's about the oil. It's about the central banks. It's not about the oil. They don't give a fuck about the oil. There's oil everywhere. There's oil everywhere. There's also these guys want to start an Islamic caliphate. Correct. And they are the largest state-sponsored terrorism.

2:24:53Yes. Comes out of there. Yeah. They're terrible people. Who's funding it? Well, there's a lot of it like when Biden freed up something like$6 billion, dollars, that was like right before October 7th. That's a lot of billions. There's Patty. Look at him. He's about 250 right now. Love me some Patty. That dude knows how to live. In between fights, he lives. Have you had him in here? No. I'd love him. He just has it. He has that freaking it factor. Well, he's also a very smart guy. Correct. And I guarantee you that Justin fight could be a big wake-up call. He'll come back and fuck somebody up in his next fight.

2:25:26How did that fight end? Justin just beat his ass. Decision? Decision? yeah but he fucked him up he did poke him in the eyes he did he did poke him in the eyes and hit him in the nuts he did him in nuts yeah that is a problem are you still I believe yeah I use these Alps but shout out to Tucker you need to get on these back up a big pouch yeah nicotine I don't tell you last night what you want tell me last night that your club is really becoming I had a of fun this time bro well it was beautiful watching you know thursday night i had a really good i'm home now i'm home now yeah i had a rough five years and i'm home now oh you looked it on stage and that crowd was a joey diaz crowd because they were there to see him it was i just sat and watched i went and sat in the balcony i was like this makes me so happy yeah i'm gonna do like two nights next time but only anytime shows bro late show i gotta be downstairs partying at missy's those are different animals the late shows they're fun i like doing late shows every now and then they're fun But they're tired that these people would have been up all day.

2:26:30I can't well It's not us. No, no, I'm not worried about being tired. I sleep, you know good I want to be but it's like the people they worked all day. They worked all day They got off work at five. They probably went to dinner had a few drinks Oh, we're gonna go see Joey Diaz tonight's a 10 o 'clock show. That's five hours to get off work And then you got to get up at seven. Yeah Here we go Lerone. Let's go. This could be another decision. It might be or Lerone might catch him coming in I hope so What's his specialty? Oh he's He's like a motherfucker He's a striker He can do everything He can do everything Is he a black belt?

2:27:04Probably not But Mo Sarv is a monster wrestler Like The guy he's fine Yeah it's gonna be trouble for him He's undefeated Yeah it's Khabib style Where's he from? Oh so he's dead He's from Russia Oh okay And he can do 1500 pushups in an hour I call bullshit But um What's the most pushups you've ever done in a row? I don't know I could I mean I don't know My son asked me to do 100 I knocked him If it's 100 You did 100 in a row? Oh, yeah. Wow, that's a lot. That's crazy. I could do 15. I did 75. I gassed out at 75. Really? Yeah. I did it on the show. Me and Burt Kreischer had a little competition.

2:27:35How many could he do? Not that much. 12? I think it was 35. I told him I could do whatever he did, I could do double. Yeah. I think he did like 30-something. World record is 1575 in 60 minutes. So he's doing that every week. Damn. But he's doing it in an hour. Are we still buying it? That's what the record is. The record's in an hour, Joe. Oh, the record's in an hour? How many minutes? You gotta film that shit. I thought you said six minutes. I was like, that's crazy. But Joe, to your point, he might not be doing full extension. He might just be going pumping. Right, right, right. Which is still tough.

2:28:04Oh, it's still hard. But if you're just doing this, like some guys just do this, they really move on like six or seven inches. Yeah. You ever see Cam Haynes' son when he won the World Chin-Up Championship? Some other cat came along and beat it by like a thousand. What the fuck? Now they're in like 11 ,000, 12 ,000 in 24 hours. What the fuck? Bro, these guys, their hands at the end of it are just meat. It's just bloody meat. They tear all the fucking skin off their hand. It's crazy. What I was going to say about Murphy's. Someone just did 12 ,000. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Truett did 10 ,000.

2:28:38Yeah, then another cat from Australia beat it. 11 ,700. And then this new cat beat that. That's so insane. 12 ,300. Well, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Dude, it was a big deal when Goggins did 4 ,000. Everybody's like, no one's going to beat that. He did like 4 ,900 or something. And then Truett beat that. And then a dude beat him and then he beat that they're just going after each other back and forth But the thing is true. It is a big guy. He's not as small some of these guys Well, he's like 180 something, you know big for doing that and jacked or even when he runs marathons He's way bigger than these marathon.

2:29:10How tall is he? Probably 511 I think because because cam was I mean because cam goes such far distance made sense because when I saw him, I was like, oh, he's smaller than I thought. But in my head, I'm like, he's fucking running forever. Well, Cam got to like 185 at one point, but it's pounding on your joints. He got big just from lifting. Dude, Cam sent me this hat. It's my favorite fucking hat, man. It is so goddamn good. It has an American flag on the back. It's like a gnat in the front of Cam. What's his slogan? Keep hammering. Yeah, it says keep hammering. Bro, my son fucking skims it all the time.

2:29:43But you know so Murphy before he got the UFC got shot in the fucking face and in the neck you hear about this no He was involved pride some gang activities coming out of barbershop some dude chum in the face He still has metal in his tongue currently metal his tongue and he got shot in the neck survived bell in his tongue That's crazy crazy And he won't talk about it. Oh imagine how he eats pussy And he won't talk to them when they ask him they go was it game like what the guys shoot you guys? I don't talk about that. Wow. It's just some gangster shit. A lot of stabbings in England, man. A lot of stabbings.

2:30:17Yeah, that's why I'm surprised. Shooting. A lot of stabbings. Well, there's a lot of rough customers in England, man. A lot of fucking history. That London shoot boxing. Oh, bro. That team, man. Bro. Hell yeah. Animals. Wallsler. Lee Murray days. Dude, Lee Murray. They're doing a movie on Lee Murray. Oh, yeah? Who's doing it? I forget, but it's coming out. It might be out. It's Guy Ritchie. Fuck. It has to be Guy Ritchie. He's Robin Banks? I know. It has to be Guy Ritchie has to be has to be I hope it's Guy Ritchie bro That Pico knockout was bananas Pico's fighting soon. I think he's fighting in Miami and he and it's oh, it's well people Ellator on Bellator Loser goes home.

2:30:55Yeah, man forever at least Pico waited quite a while after the KO cuz that was a bad one bad That was a bet he was out. He's too aggressive Well, he's just with Greg Jackson now who's trying to pull the reins back because he's so skilled He's just too fucking aggressive. I mean, I always harp on for us a hobby, but I think that's the motherfucker. I think Nick's sick Nick sick to that motherfucker is bad. He's a bad motherfucker, too But like for us, I think he's got a documentary that came out about it about Lee Murray years ago It seems like semi-fictional or not fictional dramatized so my not Not that this is not a movie.

2:31:32I didn't see if there was a he was a while. Are you sure? There's a movie coming out. You know, one of my favorite fights is when he fought Anderson Silva at Cage Rage. That's right. Ooh. That was Anderson, like, right when Anderson reached his prime. So Anderson fought in pride, and he looked real good in pride in some fights. And then in Cage Rage, he caught his groove. And you know when a guy just, like, catches that groove? And you're fucked. So when he came over to the UFC, and the first fight was Chris Lieben, I remember that was, like, when Aubrey was betting on fights. I would go, bet the house.

2:32:00On the Brazilian. Because nobody knew Anderson. Bet the house. and he's lit up. Bro, he was on fire. Because you know Anderson, when he fought in Pride, he was going to retire. And Big Nog talked him into continuing. Crazy. How crazy is that? He was going to stop fighting. There's quite a few fighters that especially in jiu-jitsu that come in, like Fabrizio Verdun, for instance. He came in. He didn't have any striking. So he had mixed success. But do you know how he came in? Let me finish. He didn't have any striking. No, none. And he was fighting Mike Hoyce in the early days. But he could have easily just said, fuck it.

2:32:39I'm just going to teach jiu-jitsu. I don't need to do this shit. But Fabrizio stuck it out. And little by little, his striking became pretty dangerous. And he started head-kicking people. He could have easily, after two or three fights, said, you know what? I'll teach jiu-jitsu. I don't need to do this shit. But Fabrizio was from Travis Brown. Flying side-kicked him in the face. First move. Opening round. Jumping, flying, sidekick to the face But Verdun was Cro Cop's jiu-jitsu coach And Cro Cop's the one that got in the MMA Yeah, yeah Bro, he's gotta be in the GOAT category Top three, Bubba Because you gotta think about That guy tapped three all-time legends Fedor, Fedor, Noguera, and Kane That's crazy But remember when he tapped out Fedor It wasn't like, you remember Fedor lost a big foot Silva after that and went on his losing streak He was the first one to fucking do it And he caught him in a triangle Jiu-Jitsu son.

2:33:30Fedor had the scariest ground and pound. Jiu-Jitsu. Yeah. Yeah, Verdum's a motherfucker. Minotaur couldn't get a Fedor in a triangle. Maybe best guard. And they fought a couple times, right? Maybe best guard in the history of the heavyweight division. Honorable mention Frank Mir. Mason Fowler. Verdum number one. Yeah. If Mason Fowler did MMA, he would have the greatest guard. But in MMA. Yeah. I mean, you've got to say Verdum. Verdum's best guard. Number one. Best guard ever. But just for the Fedor fight. 100%. Crazy. Those legs, man. They locks on. You gotta remember Minotaur Triangled Mark Coleman Remember that one?

2:34:03That was huge But he couldn't do it to Fedor It was prime Fedor When Fabrizio fought him Prime Fedor Fedor hadn't experienced any losses He was fucking everybody up He had stopped Orlovsky Orlovsky was tuning him up He just got crazy Threw himself in the air And he got caught with a perfect overhand punch My brother Where are you going? I got a 730. How dare you? I know. You son of a bitch. If they cancel me, then I'll be back. Yeah, you probably should because the TSA is still fucked up. No, my God. It's bullshit. Did you hear that Elon Musk, he offered to pay for all the government workers? He said he would figure out.

2:34:43They won't let him, right? I don't know. But he offered it. He offered it on X. He said, I offer to pay for all these people that are working. No, it's a move from the government, so it puts pressure on it. It's nuts. It's nuts. These motherfuckers play with our lives. That should be open no matter what. It's spring break people are going on vacation thing about the TSA workers. They're not ballin just they don't get fucking pay exactly Don't you have like supplemental money all the money you spent on USAID doing transgender monkey studies? How come you don't have a war how much how many billions?

2:35:11How could how come you don't have money to keep the fucking airports? Oh, it's crazy, and these are these are blue-collar nine-to-five people Lerone You know what? Skype? Oh, yeah. He canceled? Why did he cancel? Couldn't do it?

2:35:33All right, yeah. You should be fine with TSA. It's all fucking propaganda. I love you, brother. I love you, Joey. On the flip side, I'll be in touch with your wife. My love. Get back here in a couple weeks, okay? Six weeks. I love you. I love you. Thank you. Love you, too. All right, guys. Love you, man. I love you, motherfucker. Travel safe?

2:35:54Go go stay black Yes, sir. Love you. All right, here we go. You got it, brother. Main event time Is Yvloev gotten into the Ox gun yet or is he walking right now? No, he's walking right now Interesting. This is such a Yvloev walkout second. I wonder how they made that decision because he's an England guy That is weird. Yeah, and the world's undefeated too Maybe. Must be. And then sometimes just depends who walks based off the red or blue Who fucking knows? But in England? He's the number one contender. Yeah, he's ranked number one. One versus three. Imagine that, and he sees Diego get that second fight.

2:36:29Wow. He's like, this is, what is the ranking? Listen, I like Diego, but the UFC pushes him like a motherfucker. Well, they should. He's a bad motherfucker. But give the guy a chance to figure out how to beat Volkanovski. It was way too soon. It's way too soon. Volkanovski knows what to do with him. And he fought exactly the fucking same. Didn't cut off the hot gun. What the fuck are you doing? I don't think he could. I don't think he developed more skill. There's no way there's no time So what Volkanovski was super confident going into that you wanna know the smart thing that no fighters ever gonna do This could you get a title shot you gotta jump at it, but his team should said mm-hmm.

2:37:01Let's wait Push Khabib gonna be in the students corner. No They're not from the same team. Oh, they're not from the same He's a problem though. Dude is a problem when it comes to grappling He looks like a problem and it's a physical space And if he has to, like his boxing's not terrible. Like his striking's better than like Khabib's. Right, but you ain't going to see none of that with Lerone. Lerone is too sharp. Oh. Too sharp. Lerone is super tactical. So this guy's going to try to take him down. 100%. Yeah, he'll shoot. I would imagine. Right away. I would imagine 100 % he tries to take him down.

2:37:33Because Lerone catches people coming in too. He's sneaky. Like he's real. Lerone's a prop. Real fast. What is this, 170? Real tactical. 145. 145 with arms like that? Jesus Christ. He's got to be 160 right now He's a problem. Yeah, but whoever wins this fight. It's such an interesting matchup for Volkanovski, too But now when I look at him, I believe that 1500 push-ups. I still don't but that's fine Look at the fucking build on this cat. You don't believe that he could do 1500. I was trying to compare other people Mayweather was claiming which I don't know if was a million 1 ,300 in a day He said he would do sets of a hundred right, but he doesn't look anything like this sure sure sure if he's knocking out like go huh if he does 1300 I mean this dude is like he's like a hundred at a time or something and just right so many people were saying you'd have to do 60 consecutive sets of 25 which is one every two and a half seconds for an hour straight 25 every two and a half seconds one push up every two and a half seconds oh but how would you break it down and it with sets of rest and all that you You have to do it for 60 minutes straight.

2:38:41You don't get rest? There's a minute to do 25. No, there's no rest. So you do 25 quick. He could do that easy. And then how much time do you break? You have to start every minute 25. So a minute break? So how much time would it take him to do 25? One, two, three, four. So if you do 25 in 25 seconds, that's easy. He could do that. Easy. And then you rest the rest of that minute? And then you rest the rest of the 30 seconds and you bang out another 25. It is possible. I don't know about easy. No, not easy. That minute 35 is getting started. No, 25 in 30 seconds is easy. To start? Yeah, you could do that.

2:39:17But when you're about 40 minutes in? But a guy in that kind of shape could bang out 25 in 30 seconds for the first X amount of sets. The problem is you get to the 30th set. That's what I'm saying. 35, 40, 45. That's crazy. He just said it was 1 ,000 to start. It was a different boxer. We've got to see a video of it. There's no video of even the other guy doing it. He should upload it. Who's the other guy? I had it here. Hold on.

2:39:45Oh, Kostya Zou. Yeah. Kostya Zou, the boxer? Yeah. Remember that dude? That's who he was taking it from. That's who he was talking about. He would do 1 ,000 a day, and he was copying his... Interesting. Maybe he does. Those Russians are built there. 1 ,000 a day. That sounds doable. I believe. It's 1 ,000 in an hour still. It is crazy, though. I want to see it. And then jump ropes after that. But he said 1500 though. He didn't say a thousand. The rest of it's jump roping after that. A thousand I can fuck with. 1500? That's where I'm like, all right, but I want to see it. I'm not saying you can't.

2:40:16I want to see it. I was also not saying. These quotes were coming out from his fight earlier in the year, like a year ago, and they're getting reposted all again right now, and no one's gone to film him doing it. Jumping rope is oddly hard. Because it's very easy. Look at him. Bro. How jacked he is. That guy. That's got some extra tendons. That dude looks preposterous. Look at that shit going on in between his tits. That's striation, son. Yeah, that guy's fucking jacked. He's a vicious grappler. Someone tried to do it and got up to 730. But, I mean, how many times has he stopped, guys? Even if he did 1500, that's his problem, why they're delaying his title shot, because it's like the John Fitch shit.

2:41:01Even 1500 in 90 minutes would be insane. Pyotr Jan and Marab Dwabishwili. Decision. Fucking amazing fight. Fucking amazing. But that's not this. That's what I'm saying. The decision isn't the problem. It's the way he's winning the decision. Striking is the problem. Everybody wants people to strike. So why not have a Muay Thai league? Tell me. Muay Thai with MMA gloves. I mean, Zufa boxing is this thing that they're doing? Yeah. I've been trying to sell Dana on this. He's not having it. You don't listen to me. Yeah, I try to sell Dana on combat jiu-jitsu crazy. I tell him he's like He sent me some good fights as I said him every good fight that I find every good fight that I find wild kickboxing fights They still not bite it Masasaki nori You know I sent him all these yeah, good chance all these cats fucking people up over there and one I'm like look man.

2:41:54This is exciting. Like everybody loves the stand-up fights. These guys have to stand up Yes, all they do they have to no one's having boring fights over there now It's like somebody's missing out somebody should do it Somebody should have like a strike other than one like some American bass promoter should have like a big It's just weird Glory that what about that glory was kickboxing still kickboxing. They had that for a while But not what you're talking about yeah, but I'm talking about with MMA gloves at Muay Thai. Yeah, I mean you could do kickboxing I'm down for that too. That's exciting too, but never been big over here though Yeah, but it's just cuz they didn't sell it right It's not that it's not exciting.

2:42:31Even those little tiny dudes were fucking awesome to watch. There's bare knuckle boxing. Here we go. Here we go. Well, Jorge Masvidal's promotion. I'm the commentator. Oh. Damn. I got a Dominican Republic. April. Oh, boy. Have fun. Here we go. Round one. Here we go. Let's see.

2:42:55Big head. Big head. The fucking back on that cat. Yeah, he is jacked. Maybe he can do fucking 3 ,000 pussures. Here we go. This is interesting because you do not want to grapple with Yves Louvain. You do not want to strike with Lerone. Such a contrast in styles. And both undefeated. Such a good fight. Bro, this better not be a stinker. If this is a stinker too, oof. Yeah, it's going to be tough. Oof. I wonder how that London crowd is. Usually they're pretty bonkers. Oh, they're probably hammered by now. Yeah. What time is it now? Well, they're six hours ahead, right? Yeah, so it's 11. It's almost midnight.

2:43:32Black dude is English? Yes. And you missed Eddie. He got shot in the neck and in the face. On the streets? Yep. What caliber? No clue. Seems crazy. Crazy. I'm surprised Evilove hasn't shot yet. Oof.

2:44:00He's going to get him to the cage and shoot. He's definitely going to eventually try. Oh, shit. He's trying to get him to commit, and then he's going to shoot. That's all he's doing. Well, he's still good at striking. Yeah, that's the thing. Striking's not like Khabib back in the day. It's my fucking kid. He's at fights where he just strikes. It's a decision, but... It would be fun to see Volkanovsky try and figure this out. Yeah, it would be. Very interesting. Yeah, that's why I'm all about it. No way his dick's that big, right? They just don't. That's hilarious. That's a cop, right? They just don't want him to be the champ.

2:44:39No, we can't have that. They don't want a guy winning decisions to be the champ. And I think that's kind of crazy. I think whoever's the champ should be the champ. I know, but we're trying to do numbies, buddy. I get it, but, like, come on. What are we? Is this fighting with rankings? I mean, is there skill sets and rules and judges? You're owned by TKL, which owns the WWE. Yeah, but stop. Let them fight. Fighting is fighting. Whoever is number one should get the title shot. Agree?

2:45:10I just think it has to be pure. If it's not pure, if it's subjective. I think the UFC has to be pure to stay on track. It should be pure. Oh, nice kick to the body by Iblewev. That was nice. That's the problem with not wanting to be taken down. Every time the guy moves forward the real thing that you're worried about is the takedown and sometimes snike strikes sneak through because of that hmm

2:45:36Wonder how long you will it was gonna entertain this though Bubba you don't want to stay on here too long You don't but also Lerone has not been that successful. No, he hasn't he hasn't done anything that hurt him or stopped his progress and Evil web is the one pushing and give him the cage and then shoot maybe He keeps going for that overhand. Yeah, he's looking for shots, man. He's giving no indication that he's trying to grapple. Not yet. He's backing out of a clinch range, you know? He can clinch, but he backs out. It might be weird. Imagine if his strategy was to try to knock Lerone out. I hate that.

2:46:12It's like Paddy's striking with Justin. Well, maybe he's like, look, I've got to get some people to love me. I think he's trying to loosen them up. I think he's trying to loosen them up, and then he'll start going forward. It is five rounds. Yes.

2:46:24The guy that can do 15 ,000 pushups in 30 minutes probably isn't too worried about gassing out. Right. Damn, though. His striking looks good. Yeah. And that's the thing, though, with Lerone. He's always worrying about the clinch and the takedown. It tightens up your striking. Ibelo's about to fuck around and find out, though. He could. He got tagged right there. Yeah, he's about to find out. I bet he shoots soon. He's like, all right. Oh, that was a nice low kick right there. He's starting to find the timing. I'm going to get the fuck out of here. Look at how he checked that low kick, right? Yep.

2:46:55He looks good on his feet man. I mean I'm impressed Left

2:47:03He can't play this game too much long, I don't know man watch But he's doing it different than Pico right yes, like a lot of stuff He goes very reckless. Yeah, yeah feints come speeding in a lot of Murphy goes He said this in the pregame interview goes pre-fight interview goes I'm she using aggression against him He's gonna run into a shot like evil. Oh, it's too smart for that. He's not like over committing No, he's given a lot. Yeah, yeah, it's smart Good check. Oh, how did I ankle there for a second? Good faint Towards the end of the round Spitting back fist

2:47:47You give me give that round you below Well, he was pushing right, you know, and it didn't Lerone didn't land anything of significance But it's like evil of only lands at a couple of shots. He did land a good body shot tough one to score. Yeah, real tough

2:48:07But the pressure that he must be getting to try to finish fights and strikes and strike with people I'm with those Russians give a fuck. Hey, wait a minute. That's Tiago Alves right there. Yeah, we're just talking about Yeah, Mike Brown's his coach. Trains at ATT. Damn. You think he's getting pressure, Joe? I mean, he must. He should have had a world title shot a long time ago. But he might be like, I don't give a fuck. I just keep winning. No, no, no, no, no. They all want the title. Because they would have gave him pressure fucking four fights ago. He does decision guys. He's probably got to be nuts.

2:48:37Yeah. He's just trying to win. Oh, yeah. He just tries to win however he can. And that's, unfortunately, his way of winning is... Well, think about Homsok got pressure in the DDP fight. He dominated him. Like, dude, come on. Lay and pray. People hated it. People hated that fight. Shit, Charles got shit for the fucking... I know. People hated that fight. Even Dana talked shit about that fight. Which I can understand. I didn't. I appreciate it. But I understand because when it's for the BMF title... What do you want him to do? Fight like an asshole? Come on. That's how you fight. That's how you fight.

2:49:09But there's expectations on there. You know what I'm saying? Don't call BMF. Then it's just a fight. It's a fight. They're two bad motherfuckers. Charles was better. Period. That's the fight. I loved it. I enjoyed it. It doesn't have to all be exciting to me. I like watching a guy being able to dominate a guy. And I liked watching Max defend. The fact that he was able to defend those chokes in the first round. Insane. Respect. You know, Max is a bad motherfucker, dude. Never quit. He's one of the best, brother. Kept trying until the end. They gave him his black belt after that. I know. Ooh, bro.

2:49:42Yves Louv just got off a one-two and a nice body kick. A little partially blocked, but the fact that he even kicked in the arms like that. Because Lerone is not really hurting him. Not getting him off of him. There's a nice right hand. But very defensive, right? Super defensive. Not really pulling that trigger. Thinking that that shot is coming eventually. I'll tell you one thing worse than winning a decision via wrestling is winning a decision via bullshit striking. UFC hates that. I think I think the wrong I think rounds where there's where nobody did anything significant It's just it should be an automatic draw around like you should give anybody You're gonna win that round shit.

2:50:26Nobody did it to the draw. It's got to be clear that someone Oh, look at that shit. Lerone had him up. Yeah, like let's say like if less than 40 strikes landed the brown is considered a draw Yes. Yeah by each fighter 100 % and not 44 is too high Nothing clean fuck somebody up 40 strikes two dudes is dancing around 10 nothing. Yeah some fights less than 10 Some Rangano and Derek Lewis. That was crazy. There's a ton of fights where you see like two Michael Ben and Paige. Yeah that fight. Oh, he's a little bit of a good overhand right. He's he landed that He landed that overhand right. Oh nice job But fear you will have pressure on these guys right now is so big Oh, dude, cuz you know, you're gonna touch on if you win but for evil of it's like you're getting this pressure no one's telling you to strike with it.

2:51:14The pressure would be get him down and look for a submission. I think he's just showing that he could stand with him as well. And then eventually he's going to get the opportunity. I mean, we're only in round two, right? And he hasn't even taken a shot. Hasn't even attempted a shot. Nice low. He got him in the calf there. Is he just trying to lure Murphy in, get his guard down, then shoot? I mean, for sure. For sure, he's trying to find an opening. I mean, it's got to be part of the strategy. But it's also opening strikes to him because Lerone is clearly worried about that takedown attempt The wrong usually throw some wild shit, but he hasn't yet I know a lot.

2:51:50He's spamming a lot of things. They aren't going anywhere. Yeah, it's interesting It's just like he doesn't want that distance where Eve Lou have can possibly take him down I feel like folks not the Volkanovski is on such a different level than these two He does everything so fucking good looks like it now But this is also because this is a really, really evil match. High stakes. High stakes fight. Agree. It's a sneaky fight. Oh, nice kick to the body, too. Evil Lev's had a few of those. Look at that wheel kick. Oh, uppercut. Man, the takedown was there, though. Bro, Evil Lev is landing shots, man.

2:52:25I think he's winning this round. Yeah, definitely he's winning this round. And it's crazy because it's just striking. Yeah, what a wild concept. I know. Everybody thought that Lerone was gonna have a giant advantage on the feet and it just doesn't look like that I'm sure Lerone thought that too and now he's like fuck I know you would never thought that Eve Louvre would be out striking him And it's also look at that does he have any knockouts on his resume? No, no, no No, sir. No, no, no knockouts. The decisions his thing doesn't mean he can't do it No, the opportunity is there, but it's not really his thing.

2:53:01He's not a good submission artist either He just likes to oh he did he is a good submission artist, but most of what does he like? Arm triangles you know, he just doesn't get a ton of finishes anywhere in the UFC. I don't think that any Oh, that's not good. No, how many how many UFC fights is he had? Well, he almost got tapped by Diego Diego Lopez had him a couple of times and who won that fight? He did but I don't agree with it because I felt like Diego is the one that put him in danger Those submission attempts need they need to count for more prior to he had One tail by punches Rear naked snow rear naked choke another rear naked choke.

2:53:38That's an end of a naked choke But you see when he plays with the big boys the first UFC fight decision decision all decisions all fucking decisions That's why the UFC's like buddy. We can't We can't be having this son. Okay. Damn all decisions. Yeah, but it's interesting because he's the one move It connects. He's the one moving forward. He beat Rafael Diaz by punches. Bro, he just cracked him again with an uppercut. He's getting the better of these exchanges. It's very interesting. Good round for Yves Leweb. Well, you wonder how much Strike and Murphy did, because I'm sure the focus of the camp was takedown defense and wrestling, and they get in there.

2:54:13And that's why I think fucked up Max Holloway, too, because with Charles, he's probably like, it's BMF. It's BMF. Really? I think so. Because Max typically has pretty good takedown defense. I think he's like, yeah, we're fucking banging. I think Olivera is that good. I think he's that good. He's fucking good. The way he was hoisting Max in the air and slamming him to the ground, he does that to a lot of people, man. He gets double underhooks on you. You're in a bad spot. Yeah, he took down Chandler. Charles is a bad motherfucker. What do you do next with him? He's fucked. You know what you do next?

2:54:40Who? You do Arm and Charles for five rounds. Because if you remember when they fought, it was three. Arm and beat him. But that last round? That was another one where I felt like you should have given it to Charles, because Charles got near submissions a couple of times. And at the end, he got dicey. really have a position where he was almost winning Charles almost won a couple of times in that fight I want that rematch five rounds winner gets time I like that but talking about fighting Connor Connor got one over me he's talking about coming back I'm calling off a loss I just want to cut weight I don't want to cut weight we could do it at any weight just about getting it back okay I'm saying that's it that's the fight that would be massive no no take down 170 no way no take down like yeah BMF on the line?

2:55:19Let's go. Well, it wouldn't be on the line. It wouldn't be the BMF. Dude, the BMF isn't real. You make a new BMF? Dude, The Rock made up the BMF. He invented it? No. Yeah, he did. No, he didn't. Yes, he did. Look it up. No. The Rock invented it. He handed it to him. Is it his idea? I'm pretty sure he's like BMF. Okay, that's a no then. I'm pretty sure it means you don't know. Look it up, Jamie. That's hilarious. Pretty sure the fucking actor The Rock made up BMF. That's hilarious. Yeah, BMF is a weird one. The good thing is the boys still get paid like in this title fight, though. That's the good thing about BMF.

2:55:55But that's why there should be more weight classes, so guys can make more money. It's crazy that on Paramount, they'll get a good close-up shot of the belt, and it says bad motherfucker. You would think they would have burned that out. Oh, look at this. Here it is. Here it is. Oh, shit. Boom, gets him down. Plenty of time. Oh, shit. Back to his feet, though. Now it's on. It's a whole different fight now. He's just going to be attached to his ass right here. He said Nate Diaz made up the belt. Says this is a key coin the phrase when I eat BMF post-fight interview. Oh Interesting and the rock just handed the belt out.

2:56:25Yeah, the whole thing's fake. So that's cool It was great the rock and you let it go. But he did ragdoll him for a bit. Let him know this shit's real I'm shocked he let it go Khabib would have never let that go. No, no, no, no. Khabib was a finisher Well, you know, you got to remember the Connor fight lasted more than one round I mean, these guys, they want to cook you. True. If he got them down in this round and we're only in the second, that's a good sign for Ivoev. We're in the third now. Oh, this is the third. That's right. The people commenting on Twitter have it 2-0. Nut shot. For Ivoev.

2:57:04Yeah. No, for Murphy. Really? 2-0. Interesting. Now, they might be British tweeting that, so you never can take those things too serious. God, I thought the second round. I have it 1-1. That was a clean nut shot right there. That should be automatic pointed. Oh damn, you know I want to proposed an idea to when I worked for the UFC in the production crew I said why don't you make like the ultimate nut shot highlight and they shot it down Yeah, we thought it was the dumbest thing. Yeah, I was like I don't know what he wants You imagine that the best shot. No, we can't have that. No I pokes and groin shot should be automatic point But you know when there's a nut shot in the UFC and then the guy's resting and then they show the replay everybody in the audience goes How about Cody?

2:57:50You know what I'm saying? Lerone just caught him with a wheel kick You're not saying when Cody Garber has thrown up? It was crazy. He brought a bucket into the octagon How about Gilbert Ivel versus, was it a Vanderlei Silva Pride 11? He got kicked in the nuts and his nut was hanging outside of his cup. So it wasn't like a nut shot pain. It was like my not got Crushed and that was the end of the fight. He didn't recover. It was over. You were was a sad. It was over That happened to me once in a taekwondo fight. You're not gonna cut out my Got caught by the cup. My nuts swole up. Oh god, dude Didn't something happen in jiu-jitsu where you piss blood for a while?

2:58:30Yeah Yeah, I was wrong with Einstein and he went I didn't have a cup on you went to pass my guard by Slicing his knee through and he hit me dead on the dick. Oh just like center punched my dick It was horrible. You were pissing blood? Oh, yeah. I jerked off to see if I could still, if my dick was broken. Because I was thinking whether I should treat it like a nose, where it's like it's just broken. No, I was like, it's just bleeding. Let it just bleed. Or should I treat it like I'm bleeding from an organ? Go to the doctor right now. And I was like, well, let's see if it works. Bro science. And it worked.

2:59:01It worked. It worked. It was so gross. I shot it into the toilet bowl. Was there any blood in the nut? 100%. Oh, shit. It was blood in my piss. It was blood in the nut. Was it like 20 % blood? It was a little bit not it was concerning But I just went away. It just went away. Yeah, it was so dumb. I was like if I wake up in the morning It's really hurting. I'm gonna go to the doctor and it didn't you just I was like, okay That's both sides did was there bruising on the shaft? No, that was internal. It got smushed It got literally like flattened It's like the knee just like that was the last time I ever rolled without a cup play that dog You know a couple fucking popsicle sticks and some athletic tape would have fixed that I always talk about those MMA shorts from diamond MMA those are the shit compression compression shorts with that that cup that is like perfectly contoured with the right amount of Cushion the edge.

2:59:52That's the shit that thing. It doesn't restrict your movement at all and that compression shorts really hold it in place I fucking hate cups though But really the best one is the Thai steel cup because it hurts if you hit it But you gotta wear it like a thong. Yeah, it sucks. It goes up your asshole. Yeah, they shouldn't make it hurt real bad They should put like like spikes on the outside. So if you want to kick the balls, you're gonna fuck your foot up I wonder if anybody ever takes one of them tie steel cups and puts it in compression shorts like that for sure That would be the move. That's the move That would be the move like get a steel cup the shape of those diamond It would hurt when you kicked and stuff.

3:00:26Yeah, it would irritate the shit out of you But like the diamond one doesn't hurt at all. It's like perfect and it offers perfect protection but the steel ones, remember Amir Renavati? Yes. Amir used to wear his Thai steel cup in practice. One time he mounted me and stuck it in the middle of my chest, and I almost tapped just from him mounting me. Oh, the pressure. Oh, it was horrible. He was tapping me with his dick. Arm bars are evil, too, when you've got steel cups. Evolo just got off a good combination at the end of that round. It looks like he cut him. He cut him. Who cut who? Evolo cut Lerone.

3:00:59Right there. Over the left eye. Yeah, he got off a good combination. Round four. Oh, that's a bad cut, dude. It's above the ice, so it's a nightmare. That's a bad cut, dude. That's a big one, man. That's a whole eyebrow cut. He looks concerned. Jamie, are they staying on the cans who's winning? I don't hear anything. Word. Interesting. I was looking at Twitter trying to see stuff. So here it is. We're saying that. Look at this. Evil Vez could be injured. Boom. Oh, that was a nice one. He could be injured? Just because he's not going for any takedowns. No, they're just silly. He went for that one takedown.

3:01:34He looked fucking great. But look, he's landing combinations here, man. That's crazy. Who would have thought that Ibluev would be the one pressing Lerone up against the cage, teeing off on him and cutting him? Look at his cardio. So three rounds down, you've got to go two to one probably, right? I would. Two to one Ibluev. Or it could be 3-0. I mean, it could be. Yeah. Because that first round could have gone to anybody. That's a bad placement for a cut now. I felt like that second round was the one that made me think Ibluev won that round. Me too. And that third round, especially at the end there when he's popping off.

3:02:09That cut's a problem, man. Horrible spot for him. It's also, he's been getting touched, too. It's not like he's not getting hit. He's got that cut. He's getting touched. Oh, that kick to the... Another one? Take a fucking point, dude. I know, right? Dude, he's going to take a point. At this point, you've got to take... You can't do another fucking warning. I don't understand this. I wouldn't be surprised if the fight's over. Him going to his knees like that? He got cut and now he's on his knees? How dare you, Eddie? Oh, that's right in his big dick. Right in his big dick. We need highlights of that.

3:02:46Oh, he's still down. He's still down holding his nuts. If that doesn't deserve to lose a point, I don't know what the fuck does. It changes the dynamic of the fight. You can't just issue a warning for that. I think it's over. I feel like nut shot, I poke. One point, one point. Grab the fence, one point. 100%, Joe. And if you do that, I promise you, it will all stop. Stop everything. John's not poking guys in the face. Because if it's changing you winning the fight, they're like, fuck this. They're going to be way more cautious. Exactly. Fuck, dude. You ever seen the odds of when he's up? You get hit in the nuts?

3:03:22Winning the fight? It's not good. It weakens you so much. Is there a stat on there? There he goes, one point. Most people lose. Most people lose. After nut shots. You would think. Yeah, you'd think about getting kicked in the nuts. One point. One point. That's my guy. One point. He's on my phase, too. Yep. Mark Goddard's solid as fuck. Two nut shots. Yeah, you got to take a point. He should be one. Is he ready? Damn, kid, take that time. Just sick to his stomach, too. Take that time. Only a minute, 30? Take a little more time, man. Oh, he's mad. Ooh, maybe he'll fight better. Maybe this is the light of fire in his ass.

3:03:57Maybe. Maybe we'll try to tee off on him now. What percentage of guys that got kicked in the balls won the fight? It's low. I think it's like 40%. Wow. Interesting. That's almost 50. I mean, that's kind of like there's no... Well, eye pokes too, man. So many guys are fighting with one eye where they literally can't see. They're compromised. Whoa! Lerone caught him with a nice right hand there. That was a nice right hand. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Get up. Back up to his feet. Quickly, quickly. That was nice. Damn, he's not even trying to take him back. Good deep down. That's that bully beat down.

3:04:31He's not even trying Trouble for evil in the end you keep forgetting fuck around find out well the more Lerone is confident that he can get back Yes, the more is confident. He can avoid the takedown and get back up Then he did it start letting loose right or he might be thinking damn this guy's doesn't he's not even trying to take me down He's he wants to strike that's even scarier Yeah, but I think it's hindering his flow his striking Oh, they both connected there.

3:05:02Bro, Evil Love is no joke, son. Oh, he looked for that spinning elbow. He's way out of line. Dude, spinning elbow to the body? No, he slipped. I've never seen that. He slipped. I've never seen that. I don't think he meant to. Okay.

3:05:18I mean, it's technically possible if someone's that tight to you and you don't have access to the head, but you would always try. Oh. Bro, his face is pretty red. He's fucking solid. Yeah, he's leaking out of his nose, it looks like, too. That shot him. It's hard to say, because it might be just coming down from his eyebrow. From his eye, yeah. Cody just got hit in the nuts and won, technically. That's right. But he won by points in a fight that he was losing. Who's that? Cody Garbrandt. That was the one we threw up in the... That was recently, right? That was two points. That was like a week or two ago?

3:05:51Yeah. Oh, look at that. Look at that shot. Seals the round, so it's like an even round. so far it's even round he lost the point but let's see if he chooses now because we're in the fourth to try to hold him down oh either way he's right around i'll tell you what though murphy getting his feet pretty good oh did you see that wow that was a great takedown he's just got to put the seat belt on and secure that he keeps hitting that cut he's got to put the seat belt on he's punching him in that left eye as well interesting yeah you can't win like this Tell about Murphy can't yeah, no trying to get back up.

3:06:31Oh, he's got it He's got a and if now that he's up if he separates he's got to make something big happen Yeah, yeah, you need to take some chances now because he could lose this fight But this is usually how evil though fights like you usually get fucking 25 minutes. Mm-hmm That's also when oh nice hook to the body and a right hand up top It's like fucking dude is dangerous everywhere right now. Yeah Ooh, nice kick to the body. Who's the striking trainer? Is it Tiago Alves? Evolo? Well, he's in that camp. So Mike Brown. He's in that camp. Yep. I don't know who their main striking coach is, though.

3:07:11I'm sure they have a bunch of them over there. I mean, that's a super camp. Yeah, it's a super camp. That place is crazy. I want to go. Oh! Nice right hand over the top. Big shot.

3:07:26the rune's getting close now. Yes. They're in tight. Yep. But also, like, he's got to be a little tired. Has to be from defending those takedowns. Yeah, man. All that grappling. He just needs to open up. And it's the fourth round. Yeah, he needs to open up. And he's been backing up the entire fight. You've got to risk getting taken down. And he kind of leaned into the fence, too. Oh, that's not good. Oh, that's not good. He can go straight to your back. That's not good. And then he didn't get up quick, either. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's exhausted, dude. He's exhausted. Yeah, it's trouble.

3:07:51Ooh. And then this is going to make you more tired. Oh, my goodness. Seatbelt. Back up, though. I'm telling you, man. It's impressive how he's been able to get back up. It is. I don't like how he went down. No, how he didn't scramble back up. He didn't scramble back up quickly. It's almost like he was accepting the position a little bit to get a break. That's usually a bad sign. He just ate a right hand. Yep. He needs to accept again, take down, start letting loose. It's very impressive that you blew up stand-up. yeah going toe-to-toe with murphy because it's like it makes the take take down much more of a threat because it's not like look at that uppercut it's not like it's a picnic standing up it's a problem yeah i also think for the judges too because he's getting less takedowns it shows more dominance if that makes sense it's a bigger moment boy the run's in a bad spot right now he's tired cut up yeah he's exhausted that eye's bad that's the thing that a grappler will do to They just wear you the fuck out.

3:08:51Do you remember when Khabib fought Edson? And it was in the first round. Edson had this look in his eyes like, I don't know if I can do this. What the fuck? It was a thousand-yard stare. Like, oh, my God. How did that fight end? Oh, Khabib just beat the shit out of him. Beat the break. Decision? I don't remember. I don't remember if he stopped him or if he just beat him up for three rounds. Decision. Decision? But it was like a... A mauling. It was a mauling. But that was the difference between Khabib and a lot of these guys now is he would break you. Even though we go decision, buddy. By the time that bell rang, guys were like, thank God.

3:09:23Yeah, they look like they're about to die. He would make you pay. Yeah, with him, it's like, you know, you're probably going to get taken down. You're probably going to get clinched on. Fuck trying to stand up. Attack him off your guard. Yeah. Fuck it. That's how I was training Tony. Like, let's fuck spending the whole time trying to get his offensive stand up. Yeah. Accept it and let's go. Let's go to work. Let's go to work. That's like Nate Diaz's strategy. His strategy is like, you want to take me down? Let's go. I'll play jiu-jitsu on the ground. Why try to stand up the whole time? You're going to lose.

3:09:55You can't stand up against Khabib. Fifth round.

3:10:02Boy, I don't know. L 'Rell's got to do something spectacular. He needs a knockdown or something. Ooh, nice low kick.

3:10:12He's trying. These guys online are saying Murphy has a lead. 39-36 Murphy head in the final round. I don't see it that way. I feel like we've been watching pretty fucking close. I wonder why they think that. You'd give, I guess, Murphy the first, not the second, not the third. Look at that right hand. Fourth was a draw. I mean, it's not like. Fourth was not a draw. No. Oh, wait a minute. It was because of the nut shot. Yeah, because of the nut shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you got a draw on the fourth. So it's even. So it's like an even fight. Right. That makes it interesting. Then you could see Lerone walking away with this.

3:10:47because of that point. If he wins this round. Oh, down again. If he even survives now because he's exhausted at this point. Maybe now Mosvar can finally finish somebody. If he's tired enough. That would be a big deal if he could finish Lerone. That's what he needs. Lerone's doing a good job of defending. He really is. Hammer fist to the head, though. Oof. He's got to let go. That bleeding. Oh, my God. He's leaking. He's leaking bad now. Rambi Yeah, it's just like the superior grappling of Yves Louv's on display On display, I mean Yeah, that top pressure's no joke Headarm, oh there it is There it is, the other side He said, told his corner his hip is hurt Murphy did Which round do you know?

3:11:41I think the last one Yeah, this is a wrap That's a wrap. Valley, EC2, and no one else coming to him. Yeah, but if your hips hurt from getting fucked up, it's like, yeah, you're in a fight, Bubba. I know, but he might have something torn where he can't throw kicks or something. If he gets up, gets out of this, and knocks him out, that would be insane. Insane. A lot of time left. Not even half of the round. You imagine if he does it like the Leon Edwards style? Oh, he's ragdolling him now, though, dude. He's ragdolling him now. This is a classic E. Luev fight right now. Yes, this is usually how they look.

3:12:16Just beating you up on the cage and constantly dragging you. Look at Lerone. He's so tired. He's not backing off. Oh, he did back off the game. He feels really confident with the striking. Rory needs to let loose on the feet here. But again, if his hips hurt and he can't throw those kicks, and then it affects your head kicks, and then it's over. Boom. That would be the greatest comeback. Oh, he's looking for bombs.

3:12:47Oh! Good read.

3:12:58He does that duck like he's trying to take you down. He throws that overhand. I like how Mozart does it in fucking board shorts, too. You don't see those a lot. Those are the problem with them is people can grab them. There shouldn't be anything someone can grab Yeah, I just well you shouldn't you should not be able to grab clothing. That's right But people do it sometimes when it should be illegal. It is illegal Guys still do it. So guys defend against occasionally guys do it It's just it should be out of the equation like you can kick just as good in those tights Yeah, the board shorts look is weird.

3:13:30That was a good right hand Khabib rock too though. Those have to be the longest shorts. Yeah, but good luck grabbing Khabib shorts. That's what he wants. Good, we're grappling now. Yeah, you're close. Oh.

3:13:50The thing is like, Evil Web is the one that's pushing it. You know what I mean? Now Lerone is. He's got to realize it's do or die. I wonder how this is scored. Ooh, we tried for that elbow. I wonder how this is being scored. Oh, dragged him down again. Shit's over. I mean, I have Evilove winning two, three, five. Yeah. Four's a draw. Murphy won the first. If that. Yeah, exactly. That's never good. Oh, boy. Just dragging him down. Dude, he throws a triangle on him. That would be crazy. that always step over try and get over that leg oh holy that's like he's gonna mount him

3:14:40at the very least oh he's never put that sleep belt in and take the back this is impressive he got up though that's impressive very impressive yeah one second boom it's over that's a wrap

3:14:55that's a wrap evil tried to make it exciting he definitely did up he definitely did he tried his best he's a motherfucker man yeah he's a real problem so larone's on his back touching his hip now yeah there's no way he won dude it's there's no way right you only went in the land down in the octagon after the fight holding your hip here's the problem you have a hip issue we sure is fucking getting that vulcanavsky fights anytime soon i go you dude you gotta stand up and raise your fucking hand unless it's can't lay down minor I mean it could just be a tear a slight tear and a muscle who knows give me a ways to well we'll fix that shit hips a problem hips a problem you fuck your hip up all your power comes from there yeah you know Dustin was telling me that he had his hip resurfaced and he couldn't use it for eight weeks couldn't put any weight on it at all the fuck's resurfaced they apparently the way his hip was shaped they had to go in and reshape his hip and then put a bunch of micro abrasions in there because his hip was like fucking up his labrum.

3:15:59Oh, wow. Yeah. He'd gotten stem cells at one point in time. That helped him a lot, but then it just kept getting bad in camps. And then eventually he had to get it resurfaced. I didn't finish the whole show, but he was great. It's hard. He was great. It's hard. You know, he's still fairly young. He's jacked now. I know. He's on the peptides. I mean, He wanted to do a boxing match with Diaz in Zufa boxing. And they said, nah. UFC's not into any crossovers. I get that. I kind of get it, but isn't it fun? Isn't that a fun fight? Yeah, do you like numbies? Is Zufa boxing, is that a Fertitta's thing?

3:16:36Yeah. Well, not Fertitta's. Well, it's Dana's thing. Has nothing to do with Lorenzo or Frank at all? I don't believe so. I don't think so. No, it's a TKO thing. I don't believe they have any stake in the UFC anymore, right? No, Fertitta's are out. Yeah, but since it's called Zufa, I thought that was a fatigue. They sold the name. They sold the name. With the business. I mean, Eve Louève won a decision. Yeah. There you go, boys. Damn, we're three and a half hours in. Mm-hmm. Well, you got a bunch of fucking decisions, dude. MVP, Riley, this. I know. Tough. That was still an awesome fight, though.

3:17:13That was a great fight. Yeah. The MVP one was the real problem, but you nailed it. It's a matchmaking issue. You can't have a guy who knows the puzzle. Come on, man. Did you get a shit fight? Yeah. That was not good. Not good. Poor MVP. Yeah. Still love him. Oh, look at that uppercut. The E-Blue Love thing was very impressive. The fact that he was able to stand with him was very impressive to me. Look at that right hand. Aren't you excited to see him fight Volkanovsky? Yes. Volkanovsky is a tough puzzle to solve, man. I'm a motherfucker can wrestle. So is that who he's going to get? Yes. They said whoever wins this gets Volkanovsky?

3:17:47God, I hope so. It is. Gotta hope so. Yeah, it is. Hope they don't fuck him again. Like, Dino Lopez just won. After this, though? After this? No, they can't. They can't. Number one versus number three? Come on. It has to be. It has to be. Or. He's what, 20 in a row? Something's terrible in the world. No, it's for sure the title shot. And Volkanovsky wants to fight the winner, too. White House lawn, let's go. Give the man a couple months off. We're only in March. It's in June. It's true. Come on, spice that card up, baby. I feel like they can do something for it, right? I think that's it. I think that's the card.

3:18:22I think they only want to have a certain amount of fights. They don't want to have one of them six-hour deals. I don't think they can either. Yeah, they probably have a small window of time to operate while the fucking jets are flying overhead. Yeah, the White House is like, wait, how long are 15 fights? You get six. Get the fuck out of here. No one's trying to watch this for fucking six hours. Yeah. It's wild they're even doing it at the White House. It's kind of nuts. yeah but it shows how much Trump is into the UFC because it would not happen if it wasn't for Trump Trump is making it happen what happened if Dana and Trump weren't friends yeah Biden he would have said yes he wouldn't know what he was saying yes to oh that's where he hurt his hip there mmm that's oh yeah oh is it that that that's spinning elbow to the body yeah he slipped probably the torque on that hip flexor okay that makes sense that's a bad one well hopefully it's just a muscle pull and nothing crazy because again you tear something in your hip that's a tough it's a real hard one to come back from like when dustin was saying he couldn't put any weight on his leg for eight weeks that's two months of doing nothing you have to walk around in crutches for two months but dustin's he's doing some commentating for the uh ufc right he's doing some analyst work desk stuff Yeah, he likes that.

3:19:43He's got a lot of businesses. He's a smart kid, yeah. He's got a lot of shit going on. Diamond Hot Sauce is great. But he still loves it. That's what's tough when you have that dog in you and then you're selling hot sauce. It's his identity for so long. He was one of the best fighters in the UFC forever. Yeah, what do you do? I fucking get it, man. Well, let's wrap this up. Let's wrap it up. All righty. Fun times. I just want to say before we wrap up, all that podcast that you did with Aaron Siri on vaccines. Crazy. So whatever you think about vaccines, watch that and then ask yourself, do you think it's the same exact formula with pet vaccines?

3:20:30Because it's like vets getting kickbacks, doctors getting kickbacks. It's all the same thing. Do you know do you know that that they used to inject? Pets with vaccines in their neck and they stopped doing that in the scruff because I they usually put like any like medicine stuff in the scruff But they stopped doing it in the scruff and started doing it in the arms because there was a lot of vaccine induced Sarcomas like tumors and if you get a tumor in your neck, you're fucking dead But if you get a tumor in your arm, they just chopped the arm off. Oh God, dude That's why they shoot pet vaccines in the limbs.

3:21:07Because there might be a tumor that forms, and they could just chop off the leg. Think about that shit. Watch that Aaron Siri podcast on JRE, and it's the exact same racket in the pet world. Joe, who was the guy you had on? He was driving me fucking nuts. He was smart, and I liked him. And he was talking about Epstein, but he kept kind of defending it. Oh, Michael Schellenberger. And I was like, buddy? He's like, well, you're just jumping to conclusions there. It's like, well, you are too, though, dude. Yeah, whether he killed himself or like a... Yeah, like, was it a suicide? Did he kill himself?

3:21:41And then you're like, the cameras were down. He's like, cameras go down all the time. It was very weird. Well, now you're making an exception for that, dude. Yeah, it was very weird. Yeah, that was weird. That was driving me fucking bonkers. I was driving. I'm like, this dude's about to piss me off, man. Yeah, I don't know why. I don't understand that. He's rational about most things, but that one was a weird one. He's like, the cameras go down all the time. It's like, okay. Sometimes people form an opinion and they stick with it. But he seemed like a smart dude. That's why I don't understand why guys do that.

3:22:11I mean, I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Me too. I'm trying to be very terrible. And you were like, the guards fell asleep too? He's like, that happens all the time. I'm like, buddy, listen to yourself. The cameras go down. The guards fall asleep. They leave him by himself. The guy before him tried to kill him, and he was a cop killer. All this is just normal to you? I know. And he was like, yeah. Even though when I was saying that he said the cop tried to kill him, he said, no, he tried to kill himself. I'm like, how the fuck do you know? How do you know? He said that his cellmate tried to kill him.

3:22:42His cellmate was a contract killer. His cellmate was a big, giant, fucking jack dude who had killed four people, who was a drug-dealing cop. And then his rebuttal of that, he goes, yeah, but he's in max security. There are really bad guys in there. It's like, no, I know, dude. But they paired him up with Epstein. Not only that, it's who was representing that guy, Tartaglione. There's like some shadiness to who was representing him was also connected to the case. And didn't the guard get money? Yeah. There's really three. There's only three possibilities. Either he did commit suicide. He got murdered.

3:23:21Or he faked his death. The faked his death is interesting because the prostate thing. Like they said that he had a prostatectomy in the files. He was talking to a doctor and he said you had your prostate removed He said yes. He's like well you need to take erectile dysfunction drugs to get an erection because you don't have a prostate He says correct. I don't have a prostate So he's saying this in the emails and then in the autopsy they said they had an unremarkable prostate Which I said was the last thing I ever wanted anybody say about my prostate. Yeah, I don't want to unremarkable. It's like, that was a nice one.

3:23:53He's dead as fuck. Yeah, leave that out. Sweet prostate. So they removed his prostate, but yet in the autopsy, it says he has a prostate. And it doesn't even say it's enlarged. They had to remove it. And did Ghislaine Maxwell also, like, I don't think he killed himself. Bro, who fucking knows? I'm going to lean on. He faked his dad. Did you see that Joe Kent interview with Tucker? Where Joe Kent the guy that just resigned was saying that they told him to stop investigating the Charlie Kirk assassination Yeah, I'll Tucker that no Joe Kent told him that told Tucker that they told him Joe Kent Who was a high-level intelligence guy to stop investigating the CIA or stop investigating rather the That's a Freudian slip right there.

3:24:38Yeah, that that he was whatever happened to him stop looking into the death that they've got it They'll take care of it. Get out of here. Some JFK shit. It's weird. The whole thing's weird. There's so much weird shit with the files. There's weird shit with everything. There's no way you know exactly what's going on. No one does. Nobody does. But I just don't like when people just go, come on, dude. I know. It's like, am I? Because when I add all this up, you just keep throwing that out. These are big things. How does he not have extra guards 24-7 watching over him? How do you let some just regular guard watch over the highest profile?

3:25:12Also, to your point, when he was saying he was suicidal, he tried to kill himself, So it's like, okay, let's say that's true. I don't believe that, but let's say it's true. Wouldn't you make sure there's guards so he can't kill himself? Right. A high profile. But also when he says that, oh, he was trying to kill himself. No, he said his guard tried to kill him. He's like, no, he tried to commit suicide. How the fuck do you know? I know. And he's like, maybe he just said that so he could be alone. Or maybe the guy, actually the killer, tried to kill him. No one's saying anybody knows anything for sure, but to say, to strike down.

3:25:44It's crazy. Anything's possible. Ridiculous. But also... There's Volkanovski. Oh, he's doing it. I hope so. But the one thing that drove me nuts, too, is when the email, when he goes, yeah, I'm out that late. She goes, yeah, you know there's this guy sending kids to an island to have sex with him? And he goes, it's me. And he goes, he joked around all the time. It's like, buddy, what the fuck is going on here? That's not a joke. That's not something anybody jokes around about. I wanted to grab him and go, what the fuck? She almost fainted when I told her that person was me. And he goes, he was a jokester.

3:26:09He was a prankster. How do you know? How the fuck do you know? Alright, my bad. I had to say that. Love you guys. GearHead's Gone Wild is coming out on Tubi. I think it's March 24th. Stay tuned for that. If you guys watch it, they're going to buy a lot more, so watch it. AJ Barrow? 10planetjj.com for a location near you. Yes. Bye, everybody.

3:26:41Let's do it.

3:26:50You know. Set the kit once.