Fight Companion - October 21, 2023

25:51That's a rematch. That's a rematch. But when you get KO'd in the second round and you didn't do anything in the first round, you couldn't take them down. And then Sean does exactly what he said he was gonna do. And does it. You gotta see. But then remember that division too, there's so many guys there too. So many guys. And then the other issue with him is Marab is team it's like we won't fight each other. So you have see like then we're not dealing with this dude. Marab you fight so who know Sterling will see what happens. Also, you know, Alzurey has been talking forever about going up to 45.

26:22I think it'd be a good fit for him. Yeah. I think you do well there. He was a little out there. He was so much bigger. Well, he has a hard time getting to 35. He's a big guy. He's jacked. He's built like a stingray dude. He's so jacked. What is stingray? when he's down to at 35 he's like the perfect body size. He's like, he's the perfect amount of weight, you know, because he's like, he's not 135 pounds, but he's shredded and he can go five heart round. He's got it locked in, but Goddamn O'Malley is a sniper. Fucking sniper. He just rate rises the occasion. Well, he's just better, better than he ever has been before.

26:58He just keeps getting better. That dude just keeps getting better. But he's also, what I love too, It's the perfect game. Kind of blueprint for the UFC, right? He was on Danoite Contender series. UFC's notoriously been known for years. Not, it happens. I get it. I'm not blaming them. They push guys too fast. Sage Northcut, DarenTill, was sugar though, like slow down. We'll get there. Cause he wanted to tell shot right away. Like slow down, build them up, build them up. Now he's this might be as far as social media and Twitch. The biggest star they have. Now he's champ. Sage Northcut. They did it the right way.

27:27Sage Northcut. It's very pretty. It's very pretty. example. Yes. Very good example because he you know he goes over and fights that dude what's the name from Brazil and gets KO'd and gets his face broke in one championship. Yeah. I used to spar him Cosmo. Yeah Cosmo. When I saw that I literally DM and was like I'm telling you buddy do not do this. Cosmo's a bigger guy. Cosmo's big. He's a little world champion kickboxer and a Moitai fighter. Very good striker. Did you watch K1 the last absolute eight man tournament? I did it who won I'm disappointed in you watch everything I know watch it and the only fucking kickboxing event that I've ever Commentated you didn't watch it.

28:05Oh you talk about a hot take -out oh Yeah, Chinese Yeah, I'll talk about like last week. No, no, what's the Chinese names a big the big one? I can't I don't even know his name Lou's I lose I'm the one's name China Like fucking drogo from China. Yeah, it's like artificially crazy six what six nine or something six eight six eight He fucked everybody up with a kick oh leg kicks. Oh, his kicks are outstanding Huge CCP all about China gigantic six foot eight Chinese guy like what was that the basketball players name yummy? Yeah, I'm it exactly like it. It's not a fucking right elite kickboxer All for days Lee loose edge.

28:50Jesus. Yeah, that guy fucked everybody They have that boxer too is a fucking giant Alex Pierre a sparred with yeah, have you wait He's fucking see this guy fine man. He's very he's a freak. He's very impressive. What's he way? Have you wait obviously six eight two He could play defensive end Yeah, no Chinese in the NFL, huh? I don't think so. Google and how to say it. One day. Oh, I'm pretty sure. I saw six 11 summer, but this is six five. Six, five. All right. It's pretty tall. 220. Long and lean. That's the new Ernesto host. Ernesto. Because I wasn't aware of this. Ernesto. The K1 was just sticking with the middle weights and the light for a few years and they didn't do the heavy weights anymore because there wasn't a big talent pool and now they're trying to promote it again So do you have a fury fury and Francis that's next Saturday?

29:50I know and that nuts nuts. I do the promo for it It's great. Dang it's yeah, they're the pros great. Yes, Tyson fury And Francis gone as a boxy match. You just find out about this. I know I know Dude, are you playing a suit? I'm telling you, are you on an edit? I know, I know. I knew Frank Zengano was promoting a fight. I knew that was happening. I just don't know who, I don't pay attention like you guys. I barely paid attention. But Tyson Fury Francis is so massive. I did not pay attention to that. I know he was gonna fight. I just didn't know who was like, is he fighting fucking? He's fighting Lucic in December of January.

30:25That's what I'm excited about. This is a great promo. That's promo I've seen on Hot Second. So ugly. and it's gonna be a boxing match. Just boxing, for a title. Come on, you gotta put all your money on. Who? Come on. Well, yeah, come on. Fury moves. I mean, he's not just a big white boy. That guy has great boxing skills. Oh, he's the most skillful, heavyweight boxer. I think he's the best of all time. I think he's the best of all time. He could be the best of all time. He's the biggest, he's six nine. He moves like a fucking middleweight. He's got outstanding power. Can go who it's harder Francis or Bronx bomber?

31:03It's a good question. We don't know We don't know because Bronx bombers never hit anybody with them little gloves and you know Francis has never hit anybody in a big fight with the big gloves But the onta water hits how much money I was I was I was I was I was I only thought that Bazzale guy yeah, the satan ex was family and when he's walking I looked at my brother Go dead man walking and then fuck you do this The biggest fight ever dance right? That fight's crazy. It's fucking fight ever. It's gonna be huge people gonna want to see it just for the free Gaspect of it. I think Francis needs to throw caution the win in Homer Simpson and just They got a rematch clause in MMA.

31:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the smart money. I don't think Francis does really anything to Tyson Fury. We don't know though. Well, he's such a big guy. They talked him into a small ring A smaller a What about Baronucle? Remastered. Well, that's what, well, that's what you really want to do. He did. He's a gypsy, dude. Yeah. Dude, come on. So wow, boy. Baronucle. Baronucle. That's what they want to do. That's what they want to do. And that's what they want to do. And that's what they want to do. What does Baronucle? You two have been pushing this. Baronucle. You two come on, on paper. Just on paper.

32:12Forget about. Oh, I hit his heart. They're too tentative. Forget about all that. No, you can't hit his heart. Just hold your back. Your hand did just more gangster too many cuts way more get bear no good make money bro Watch bear knuckle Floyd made or wait may weather against back out then with big ass fuck you hit harder with gloves You can't hit us hard okay, cuz what happens is you you you break your head yeah, and guys are really good at this I just settled into his I'm an expert voice. Have you seen the video? There's a chick a little more sure yourself and earlier when you were betting

32:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a check. There's a check that's a bad impression man That's double champ baronical double double double champ female Britain heart mm -hmm The girl she fought fights actually does a post -fight interview. Yeah, and that girl's face. Yeah, like like she's got plums It's the world and she's saying she's like I love the experience It's a famous video. I love the experience. I love getting in there and just getting in the ring and doing it and do her face Is Missing That's a brutal Brought in heart double chance that's the sport were you almost guaranteed to lose some teeth Yeah, it's back.

33:28I'm like I'll try it my fucking Well the thing is there there she is She like it was a good time. Oh come on man. I don't like this stuff dude. I love bear knuckle come on Do they didn't even wipe the blood off? They just let it stain on her cheeks look at that like the Like why be it off? Um, I only have one. That's Roseanne bars. I can only step to crazy pace. What kind of question? Well, then I get in top tier comment. She looks like the female from Grimmlin's too. Bring it up Jamie, but um, you know, it looks like that. It's a very good mom. The female Grimmlin's a person. No, I know, but it this was a grimly.

34:09All right. So you don't be enough of doing well. There you go. So this is Alaskarov versus Wesley Alves, right? Warly Alves, right? Is there any of these Dagestan guys that I don't know exactly like? Like, Markets have already. No, there's like a mockets have fighting already. They like to have a beard man. It's racist, right? I'm just saying they look exactly like it's such an interesting look The beard would know mustache if I was Homsat and my had that big cut on my lip I might want to get like a mustache You know, you know, I was scared like the red dragon. Abraham Lincoln spent 10 years in Dagestan Sean you know he wrestled fuck off let's get over look at his face you know what's happening you know what's happening you know what's happening I'm telling you the truth he did the fuck out of it he was a rapper it was a foreign exchange Judy kinda have bro you said that twinkle that twinkle of joking you're out and I can recognize you know what I'm saying you know Abraham Lincoln used to I Was a real You know what else he wrestled was Dixon his body.

35:19Yeah, Abe Lincoln had a side piece dude look It was a security guard and they fucked really Isn't some bring it up. I'm gonna ask you I'm gonna ask you to respect your conversation a bit There's probably some long camping trips back there a lot of guys fuck. I tell you look at I think it's some broke back. I think it's not banging guys. Cold winners. Yeah, that's the thing. And Lincoln was an amazing wrestler. He influenced a lot of people all over the world in wrestling before he was a president. And did they say his voice was really high? He's making that out. He didn't travel. Nobody traveled that thing.

35:51He's wrestling with a legend. If you had that picture right there, that was taken in Russia and I was out of Moscow. Now, sir, do you have any idea how long it would take to get to Russia from fucking Pennsylvania? For a repot? No, for your information about the ferry from the East Coast to England, that's 30 days. That's 30 days. And then you take a wagon to fucking... I

36:26Training on the boat Turkey No food stand in no time They traveled in blinths back then that's the history that's been erased People were traveling I'm not a little bit more up to it. No, that's it. That's too easy. You want to get real? Oh no. No, that blips. In the 1800s, they were traveling all over the world. Go on, Eddie. Go on. They definitely did when they built the Empire State Building. I'm telling you, that news was shown up. That was the trial steps the other day. When Coleman was here, he explained that the Empire State Building made it so high because they were going to park blamps at the top.

37:05Do that's what they did then? That's real? Yeah, but they didn't do it. They tried to do it. They tell you it's windy. No. I Used this excuse to make the tallest building to say we have to make it this tall we're gonna park blimps Yeah, you know remember that you know that's up on cover of the of the Zeppelin blin crashing Yeah, that was to just erase blips from history You don't want blips are to it. They're two Zeppin was on board with this the CIA got a whole the way that's You don't think the CIA created the music business

37:41When you find out the C .I. Jim Morrison Kedavett, they created the hippie movement they created it they created the record Who are the music and who is Jim Morrison's dad tell him? Joe knows this. Yeah, Jim Morrison's dad. What he was like a CIA guy? Yeah, he orchestrated the Gulf of Tunkin False like do you know that be you ever heard him sing like that's why he rebelled No, what did I like dude? I never liked the doors. I was like when I grew up on like the doors This is the end is a good time this the end but other than that break on through to the other side. Oh My god, I hate that shit put it on.

38:16Oh my god You can on YouTube

38:27Oh Oh The Alba's done as soon as he just wow Fuck fighting daguistanians out here That flying knee was amazing

38:48Horrible You know

38:57to be a rock star singer nothing all of a sudden he just became one he's a plan he's a plant right now he was very talented the doors were talented we need to look there's a book called you like books right there's a book called Weird Scenes on Laurel Canyon I have the book I'll give it to you Monday where it seems on Laurel can I'm gonna do it is a great man down holy fuck they orchestrated all that shit and when you look at the other bands that were living in Laurel Canyon at the time it's not. You know, you know, look out mountain laboratories. That was a top secret air force intelligence. Did they, you know who owns that now?

39:35Jared Leto. Jared Leto. Yes, but he don't want to wrote the songs. What do you mean? You wonder why? You think, Jared Leto? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I know. Thirty seconds to Mars. They got a good song. They got a song called Eschelon. Is it weird scenes? It's not a good song. Yeah, I don't know Like the guy lives in and look out Mount laboratory. Yeah, he bought it at he he doesn't age either He starts doing this like you get the I'm on this way with Eddie though I don't want to believe it. I don't want to believe that that Jared let us not a fucking government I'm not saying he is but he lives in look out Look out what that house he bought the body by bro.

40:16It's dope. It's a giant former fucking government building A piece of property Jared leto Jared leto is the only dude in the history of the world to be a Legit arena filling rock star songwriter and an a -list actor No other guy has done that No other, unless like a very nice guy. I know that with him want to dinner with him me him Theo and I love him. He's a great guy. He's a really nice guy. I'll show on back back back in the day I love that song so much. I drove to Vegas for a specific reason. I don't want to talk I

41:08The girl When I was living him and I listened to I listened to ashilan on repeat for five hours All the way to vague. He's one my favorite people. I love that song It is amazing Look at my own I would have fucking bought that place if I found out it was available. I would have bought it How do we know you know how do we know how to Get up on it and turn that motherfucker into like a giant playhouse. I don't know dog Joe my Bob too wouldn't your dad know

41:47Yeah, oh, shill you that flying neat we missed it look at look at this shit Here comes

41:56was a deep into biological chemical warfare. Yeah, but see a lot of those young kids that the dads like that the dads are never home. That's how they become rock stars. Not because their dad fucking schooled them and brought them through the CIA to make them manipulate the population. They're rebelling against their dad. The dads never home. Too much of your Yeah, it's in the CIA. You're fucking you got it. You got it. You got to listen to the your teams and Laurel Canyon. It's gonna blow the fuck away. I just got it. I just got it. They needed, the theory is in the 60s, most of the anti -in -NOM protestors were like college professors and like, show team.

42:41Show team. They were respectable people going against the Vietnam War. I Like why is it I don't even talk about this? There's below

42:55That guy was no, please please please please keep that kid. No, no, no Listen, we you know what when I when I get when I'm on when I'm doing fight companion and I get into some deep shit And you guys cut me off like you always You know what you gotta do? I think I go I go thank God they cut me off now. I don't have to worry about someone killing me I love it when you guys cut me off You know what I don't need to get it with that Head tongue on so it's not cool about not talk over Yeah, I know but it's like it's important for these I Don't so much because I hate my own voice and I could hear my own I like your voice your voice is great.

43:32I am a good voice. Thank you That guy's got a fresh beard a little bit of frosty in it. I like it. I like it. I'm saying bram blinking Eddie I so think you look at her as you get older you look great man. What no homo. He looks good that they get it works dude. That is a fasting workout schedule. Tell him Eddie. I am totally into intermittent fasting, is that how you say it? You see it, it fucks. I can't even say intermittent because I hear it in my head. So intermittent. Intermittent. Yeah. I don't eat till about three, four o 'clock in the afternoon. I workout empty stomach. I heard it from Mikey Musumatchee, DK Metcalf NBA, or NFL star.

44:13I keep hearing that GSP. I keep here. I got let me try it. So I started working out on empty stomach. Change my life. Yep. Oh my god I'm so into my workouts now before I would have like a little protein bar little shake thinking that was empty stomach But it's not vitamins take a workout vitamins little bar little shake empty stomach. I'm gonna go work out Yeah, and I can't wait to I just want to get the fuck out of the gym now Empty stomach a real empty stomach nothing in my system. You get nothing in my guts I'm doing sets in between sets stock. I'm doing body weight squats in between folk. Shit, I never did before.

44:47I'm doing shit I never did before. I have so much motivation in the gym without having - Do you just want me on a day? My first meal is around three or four, but I might do something late before I go to bed because at night in the morning I'm an Olympic athlete. Well, especially if I'm a pain of shit. Right. Are you tired? Yeah. Every day, no people I like. Like my whole life is like a 24 hour cycle. I'm a fucking savage in the morning. I do everything in the morning. I get all my shit taking care of work. I get everything done. But by the time it's like 11 o 'clock at night. You start getting a little drink.

45:25Yep. I need a little weed. Yeah. Popcorn. It's our fucking. We just I got a jam room at my studio. So every night after class, after I scrubbed the toilets and mop the fucking floors, I'm the Mexican at the gym. We jam. We have a jam we have a piano and guitars. We have a whole jam room at my fucking studio at my school Right the front the front area where people used to walk in and sign up That's just been closed down since the scam demic we never reopened We never reopened what it's not a scam demic He's right I'm saying educated man. I'm a scam. I just I just love it. I just love it I'll let the scam down.

46:02Oh, I will never refer to the scam demic as a pandemic That is I never said before the pandemic when I hear someone say before the pandemic You know, before we should have closed down It was a pandemic it was a scam. Damn it. You don't think we should have shut down schools for two years and close down all these businesses The people built 30 -year to spend their years. I think it's a good move if you want China to get ahead of us Correct. That's what your plan is. It's also good to keep the borders open And I think it's a good move to get those fucking bal is a 300 million fucking balance that everybody body.

46:33So they got a ballot harvests. Yeah, that's what it was about. Yeah, we need to reason balance. We need a reason to get millions of ballots out there so people could harvest them and they could do whatever the fuck is going on with Trump's trial. Do you know about that? Didn't they hit him with something else? He's been hit with a gag order. It's fucking amazing. Talk about some amazing how they're going after him. It's fucking isn't it making him scared? It makes him rally and around more people rally around him for short Brian for sure it's it's it's it's definitely his loyal followers but his life I think not even trying to get the world phone apart waiting like Trump trying to save the world.

47:09Wait a minute are you serious? Yeah. No I mean that's a possibility. That's a possibility. You know what's I think insane that we have a president like Joe Biden that's fucking you see the picture of his chin. Hey he was on the ball in Israel you got to give him credit. How is it? How is it? It just gets worse. It's all good. It's worse for him. Yeah, well, he's, he's dying. I mean, that's just the reality. These guys are president. You enjoy DSAT about them? What? Looks like he's already got the from out behind in them. Like that guy. Look, that guy won. That guy won. Look at him. Do you see the picture of his weird ass chin?

47:50Looks like a PlayStation controller? Have you seen this? I do a joke about that. Like Sam tripply, like an all seriousness, because you know a lot of people say man died in 2017. Well, didn't replace them with a guy who looks just as purple as a possible. Let's say that's ridiculous. Let's say everything. But is let's just say hypothetically, is it possible that someone like Hillary Clinton or like Joe Biden could have been dead six years ago, but still with deep fake technology and mass we could still keep them going. They 100 % can use masks now. Two -the -take technology is insane. They could take, they could make it.

48:36Look at his chin.

48:39That's our president right there, dog. What the fuck? You see the meme that says when the Edibles kick in. Well, part of what's going on, let me explain. He's got a turtle neck zipper and it's pushing up on his loose turkey neck. And his loose turkey neck is forcing that skin up towards his chin so it's loose if he unzipped that thing His skin would fall back into place and he wouldn't have those weird chin dimples. This is simple You just look at what is wearing on his neck. Is it possible that that's a mask? No, because he's seen no space. No, this is why no Listen to me. This is why because if that was someone that they hired to play Joe Biden He would do a good job He wouldn't look like he's dying.

49:21That's really Joe Biden. He just got a turtle neck on. See, take that and then push that shit up because the turtle neck, and it's the same chin. He's dying. I mean, he's a very, very old man and he's had a bunch of real serious health issues. He's had two brain surgeries with a tough, the tough of the left. He's number one. He's the best on the left. He had serious aneurysms, man. They had to open up, they called a widowmaker. They had to open up his fucking head And get in there and you know that me no you voted for a piece of shit Three times but Brian voted for him with like dead people's balance Sorry about on the dead people I know that guy.

49:59Yeah, he would have voted for by no Hair's to get it. Yeah, you guys swear it's not true. Yeah, he wanted the

50:10He's fight to go so fast they're filling it with just fillers like check out the next UFC John Walker's got his hands full with this dude man. Uncle live is a beast. Mm -hmm So it's Johnny Walker though is last three wins are impressed. Yeah, Johnny Walker hits so fucking hard Can't really trade Nothing not working. That guy's never gonna need Rogaine. That guy right there? You never. That's a carpet. Dude, are you kidding? Oh, look at that. Look at that. And their hair, their hair's like, John Eingolker is so big for the wig class. Oh, it's massive. He's big for a light heavyweight man. He's enormous.

50:45And Dagestan's their hair style, like, Kabee, Muggeman, all these Muggechev, their hair's like a Lego piece. You think they just go with the, they just go with the entire fight. And the barber shop say, just give me a Kabeeb. I have a kind of a few stars. I'm sorry. I want the baggy It's got the same beard wait a minute. He's got the same beard Hey does but he guy has a mustache. It's not working You gotta get rid of that mustache. Yeah, it keeps fucking up. You got that guy's never gonna need a fucking Rogaine either holy shit is Rogaine still thing hell yeah, what do you use that? He's great.

51:18Are you taking it? What? You hear a legit from last time? Hey bro. Hey bro. He's just said my hair's legit compared to Brian County Dude, dude, whatever, dude, I got better hair. I love it. I don't take our own pants out. Dude, stop talking about that. My hair looks like shit. Dude, my hair is every time I look in the mirror, every time I look in the mirror, I'm like, it's over. We're all getting over. It's over. I got ready to die. She really, it's like, I live the good life. Come on, are you ready? I live the good life. Don't die. I live the good life. You did live a good life. My hair is gone.

51:49Just get your hair sleeve, don't even know what I have. You know what I always think of? Like, probably at least every other day. When I did your podcast and you were sitting right fucking there and you said When you're just gonna shave that shit off And I always think about that like when he's just gonna shave that shit off I was I was bald Everyone said your heads too big like that. That's too bad. Look at Johnny Walker. You see the Johnny Walker back. He always does this. He did nobody liked it. Nobody said, yeah, I like it. You liked it because you not one of you and now I'm with you. You want to bring me down.

52:28It's like when I turned 40 and all those motherfuckers out there like 2930 and I turned 40, I couldn't wait till they turned 40. And now they're turning 40. You know, the young UFC guys are all 40 and like, like you want motherfuckers to get old with you. Like I'm not there. Come on come up to 45 to get up there. We get to 50. Oh, you're 50 now. Congratulations. Welcome to the club I want everyone to get old. Oh, I can't wait for people to get old. Yeah, my hair. My hair I want to be oh my son. Me, Sean. Yeah, it's getting long dude. You're never gonna need No, no, no, no, no, no, no, pro peach.

53:04No, good genetics Dagestan, internetics the

53:11Johnny Walker is in song on the live hasn't fought since the draw. Yeah, yeah, you know what you know we could fix this balding problem seriously We can also show sorry. Yeah listen Next starting next fight companion we show up with wigs. We make wigs acceptable We have to if we made Like every show we have a different one day you have a Mike chemical raw mass and then the next day You have a little spiky fucking death tones, you know what I mean? I'm weird and every day and then it becomes acceptable She knows with girls girls get wear wigs. It's okay, but once guys can wear wigs. I've told Brian for years The coolest dude, like that's where the term big wig came from Dude back in the day Washington all the dudes are war wigs got the pussy.

53:59Yeah, but do you know why? Like because they were no the elite no like these got no Cifilus and in France and look at that. I would wear that wig I would wear that wig right there. So there's these guys. They were in France and they were royals and they were very popular They were like you know the Kim Kardashian men of France and They got syphilis and when everybody had syphilis back then they just all fucked each other and their hair was falling off Big giant cross. Yeah, so these guys started wearing wigs and the more money you had the bigger and more Flamboyant your wig was we can turn big wigs it's like by the friday today People wanted to be like those dudes so they all started wearing wigs dude.

54:42We could do that with this podcast You know many people watch this podcast. We start wearing wigs. I would tell him shave your head Dude I swear to come on dog. I love having it I started with back like just right with the supplements my hair got thicker You think hey telling you people see all right people tell you a lot of things you shouldn't listen to you get Wait you can't tell cuz I have these on watch this ready There you go, but that's what I watch what it looks like God look at the difference between that guy. That's real. That's real hair and that is bullshit Dude we could bring back weeks we could bring back ways I mean Hey, oh, for $159 it's worth a try one day you could be Axel Rose

55:31Guys I'm watching can you imagine the bangs coming down covering one eye just like this?

55:39We can bring that back we can bring it back We want to be Garth Brooks when Garth Brooks played that character Oh, it's bringing back that's bringing back. That was so weird. Oh, it's so weird. Dude, if wigs were cool, like all the coolest people had the most wigs. Oh, you only got two wigs. You wear the same wig every day, you piece of shit. But like cool dudes, I'd like 19 wigs. Right. The wonder when they started with the Merkin, with the vagina hair, they developed a two -page wear over the poos. What? Did you know what a Merkin is? No. That's why, pussy wigs. That's why Maynard is so crazy.

56:16His name of his vineyard is Merckin vineyard. His caduceus vineyard is but Merckin too. Merckin, he does something Merckin vineyard. But Merckin is like a little too pay for your pussy. I like the terrible idea. I like that. It's not like that. Where did it come from? Merckin goes back many centuries to a time when pubic lice were a common problem and women had to shave their pubic hair to eradicate the lice and relieve the itching. Some of them invented merkins to replace the shaved hair. So they're a little pussy to pay So back then shave pussies were considered like air class like you shave you pussy.

56:52What's wrong with you? You know the one thing okay, I will say this based on experience the Pros to having a bush as opposed to shaving your hair shaving your pussy is when the stubble comes out You feel it on your dick the stubble, you know what I mean? But if the chick doesn't shave her pussy, it's all moist and soft and it feels smooth You know what they just get it blasted with the fucking laser

57:18That's crazy you're getting your pussy cooked. They do know what's going on The ramsholes under the skin though. I would I mean if we're worried about EMF from our cell phones What about getting your pussy blasted with a laser and your butthole worth it? Well, you know how many women are getting You know how I'm gonna put those words that how many women got cancer because of Johnson and Johnson baby powder Did you know they got suit like a mother's foot? I know what that's from I found out what that's from when they harvest talc the place where they harvest talc is Oftentimes got its best to sit in it so they're harvesting talc with his bestus and they're putting it all in a fucking Powder and girls are pouring his best to Send on babies on their babies.

57:55Yeah, yeah, yeah people were putting it on their assholes Do we know that that causes cancer? Yeah, they got suits like a mother fuckers. No, I know super lawsuit. Yeah, no, it's legit Okay, we go Johnny Walker here we go Johnny Walker could very well knock him out. Is this the co -main? No Third, I got to uncle I have in this That's the same guy is so I'm rooting for Johnny I got uncle I have I take Johnny by I'm like this is a sponsor. Yeah, shit. I'm not going to knock out Johnny's not a problem getting hit, you know, but also by big guy like Jamal Hill KO'd him, but he K .O. Cleo round tree.

58:33He hits so fucking hard. He's explosive. His last three, too. And he's with SBG, too. Yeah, with him for a while. What do you think? 500? I'll do 500. Okay, five. I'm taking a huge challenge. I have no, I have no, I have no, I'm out. That's right. Johnny just connected with the right hand. Yeah. Oh, I'll go live with the head. Johnny's so explosive. I'm not too sure about I've yet in terms of like what? I don't know if it's a double. But Yomboovich really fucked his legs up. And Johnny immediately went to that inside low kick. The same way that Yom was. But Yomboovich made out of stone. Oh my God.

59:04That dude's bones are like triple dents. He's a beast. But Uncle Lyov is so slick man. He's so skillful. I love that move that a lot of guys are doing. That Paul Felder was talking about that earlier. The lift the knee up and then throw a punch or kick behind it to get you to read. Paid is so good at that. Yes, probably the best. Paid is so good at that, and then he hits you with that fucking calf kick and brutalizes your front leg. Oh, no, he's wrong. Uncle Lave connected. Oh, he's got that. Oh, look at his low kicks out. He's so skillful, man. Johnny's old. And collabs do a good job answering back with the leg kicks.

59:40I don't know how many guys are like trying to condition their shins now. Or they just can deal in with it. I know, but like there's some guys, You remember Malapet who's a Moitai fighter that used to just go shinn to shinn with people to brutalize them Because his shins are just all calcified when you get those little micro fractures all up the side of your shin And then you calcify all that shit. It's like cauliflower ear all over your shin And some of those guys just have a weapon down there and when you hit He got a weapon. Oh Oh

1:00:24Yeah, but then he fucked up how much time I'll three minutes do he's rigged every He might have been hurt. He might have been hurt. It might have been hurt and fired back He's doing a good job here. He's blocking these though. He's blocked it all this does he have a leg in there? Oh, yeah, he does There he fucked up there. Let him get further behind Trying to compete them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I'm alive is so well -rounded man. He can literally do everything John's doing a good job so far is this 85 yes no 205 Shit uncleives last fight. He was a draw with yarn for the championship. Yeah, yeah And then Jamie's like Dana rather was like no rematch I agree with Dana on that why I'm good.

1:01:13I saw it It was a good fucking fight. I need some new blood. You've been on that Dana white a grand type. Yeah, I like it I like you better with your hand. No, dude. You've been respecting Dana. You've been respecting that I

1:01:29Just hit him with nil eagle knee nil eagle knee. He's okay though It was a hard knee, bro. It was a hard knee. Hopefully it takes a point. There should warnings are so fucking stupid Well the knee like that you gotta watch that knee here. They're gonna show it here. Look at this. This is a hard knee You gotta take a point. I mean that is on the jaw. It's so stupid. They go don't do that again Look at us again. Look at this again. Watch this again That is a hard knee man, and it's on the chin Eddie Bravo's I'm one already look at him. He said he didn't want to smoke weed

1:02:07Okay, we'll call the police kind of we did the blues when he's a grandma Oh, that's right. Yeah, once the booze came out who's on this wig kick

1:02:17He chases an idea the way he chases submissions. Yes, this way does he gonna find it once he gets on it like a conspiracy I took some mushrooms so he started I was like I can't

1:02:32The wigs You don't want to wig I love my head like this I really do it. It's good. You look good with a bald head They call the fight off. Don't call the fight off. Is that what you say Johnny looks fine? Are they gonna call me? Did he say he can't see that's it? Oh, no I think they might have been a miscommunication, but I can hear Johnny seems fine. I don't understand Why are they calling the fight? Oh Johnny push the referee Something suspect this is crazy because did they ask him if he's if he can see and he said no You got hit with the new legal shot and he wants to keep going let him go This is this is where formalities and all this stuff makes no sense to agree because they both want to fight Yeah, let him keep going let him keep going.

1:03:22There's the issue. Yeah, I'm with formalities But if they said hey, can you see any goes no? You know every fighter knows though They're gonna call the fight, but do you think that's what he said? But he goes you got hit in a jaw. He didn't get hit in the eye

1:03:38Oh Jamie don't tell us. Don't tell us. Oh you're ahead of this Jamie.

1:03:49Everyone wants to fight. Well, let's go. Okay, city couldn't see maybe there's a language issue. This is stupid. So stupid. This is stupid. Let them fight. Let them fight. Too many black suits in there. Let them fight. I'm not sure if he's going to be Okay, with the beard, I feel like he's going to be a problem.

1:04:09Dana's coming down.

1:04:14I don't know what Dana just said. He said go over there and fuck her relax. He goes, we're going to figure out after this. They should figure it out right now. They shouldn't let him stop the fight like that but did you what did you what did what did Johnny say what is the referee say Jamie can you give me a little more volume oh we're here and through here okay he didn't even see him do that he didn't see what are they saying but what are they saying I can't. Do you know what country you and you couldn't? Well, he probably's not sure. But yeah, he's like, I don't know, Italy somewhere? I'm bad in the town.

1:04:57I think they're gonna go. No, they're not. Be. They work like that. That's the shrooms talking about. Well, that's dumb. They should. They should let him go on. They can't reverse the sh**. Yeah, I can't reverse it. Why, let's see what's Dana's trunk call with. I would like that power. He has that power. I would, if I had that power, I'd do that. Did I get that right now sit the fuck down? Let's keep this fight going and everybody would go You just go to the it was bear knuckle boxing did let them keep going if there's Eddie outrest my period keep going Dude in Amsterdam I commentated a fight where Gilbert I will fought this Forget who we fought some like Turkish wrestler and He fucked them up and they stopped the fight Be with it by a TKO and he's in the corner and the ref goes it's over and the guy was in the Coral Fuck that where you stopped it too soon fuck that you stopped it too soon and then the ref look back at Gilbert I will and said Fuck it.

1:05:50Let's go again We can't give her I will knock that again. Oh my god. Let's see Drs.

1:06:06A bitch

1:06:12Terrible. What is that name? A draw in the no contest. Terrible. Terrible. Have them just continue. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible that they did that. Maybe he got a gift. You gotta give the guy a chance to recover. You know, he got hit with an illegal strike and bringing the doctor in before he gets a chance to recover. I think it's foolish. But also the guy recover. But also if English is his second language, you don't want country, you're in he's probably like what? Yeah, he wasn't that out of it even when he got hit he wasn't that out of it. He was done

1:06:54What's he saying he said he said what country you and he said for an opalus He probably thought what country you from the English is a second language

1:07:30A doctor at okay look at gets Guys all the time go to the corner go what round is it? Also, there's a reality of getting hit with a shot like that, which happens all the time in fights. You don't remember jack shit before that. You're out of it. What a shame. Give him a chance to recover, man. What a fucking shame. Run you on the bummer. You got out of that one, man. It's getting your teeth. Now I've won a one that. Who you betting on? Uncle I have. Yeah, you might have won a one that. He's the big favorite. We got the two the co -main and main event next yeah, you got you got to go with his homes out his Usman next

1:08:14We're gonna yeah, we're gonna see a lot early because I think homes out's gonna storm the gates Yes, he's probably gonna try to put wrestling on Usman right away. I bet he submit them He's gonna submit him You just take him down to the bottom get his back strong words. I know I feel he's gonna Listen whenever you're making calls who I fucking thought is you can destroy Strickland so you fight it's fighting for God's But I did call down Dennis. Yeah, you did you also called I think you also called that Conspiracy with Hansa. Yeah, yeah That knows those are truth. Well, I know what happened. I was there the commission called it off They were furious.

1:08:53I was there when they called it off. I was there when they said that he couldn't continue doing what? What I'm not saying what he said he was like he's like people not coming all the time for not making weight He's like I only missed it once and I was told he was no, I don't want to get into it Well, he was told by the commission to stop cutting weight. That's what he was told He was told when he was eight pounds over. He looked like dog shit. It's too much He looks terrible when he cuts weight. They are a lot of guys do they look like they're on death more than do in in New York They're way less lenient than in Vegas.

1:09:23In Vegas, they're just fucking look the other way. You try to make weight That's that's they know what the deal is. They're gonna look like shit Then they're gonna rehydrate good to go and they called it and they just said it was too much The UFC was furious. They were furious also because Kevin Holland and Hamza got in a fight and there was so much chaos going on There was a lot of chaos, but it was not because there was a conspiracy to move Nate Diaz out They wanted Nate Diaz to get smoked. They wanted that fight to take place. They really did and They didn't let Hamzaa continue to try to make way Look the guys big Hamzaa when you meet him you can fight it till five 100 % I think he's gonna go to a five adventure Well, he's definitely good for 85.

1:10:04He's got a great frame for 85 But he's not on the upper end of 85. That's the thing when you look at a PC Jared can a near who used to fight heavyweight Jarrick. Jarrick. It's big. It's so big. Coast is so big. These are big guys. That's why I want to see him fight. Well, we'll see though. We'll see. Yeah, see how it becomes champ. See how no choice. I mean, Strickland's not a big 85. We're going to see how he looks. We're going to see how he looks at 85. Yeah, Kevin Holland got smoked. But again, Kevin Holland was preparing for a striker. He was preparing for a derod. Nightmare. Different kind of fight.

1:10:38You know, derod is a striker. They were preparing to strike. T -Rod hardly ever goes to the ground. He prefers to bang. Yes, so he's getting ready for that fight And then also he's got to fight the best wrestler in the division other than Bo -Nickel. Yeah, they fact them they've asked them Well, he took it you know He took the fight because he's a gangster and he wanted to fight him. He didn't want to say I don't want to fight him But where is Bo -Nickel fight come no no no no no I said other than Bo -Nickel Hamza is probably the best wrestler Bo -Nickel wanted to but the UFC again they've learned from their old ways This Bowneckle 185.

1:11:09Yes. And Bowneckles, he's the elite of the elite in terms of wrestling. I think if he stays on the path that he's on and that path is he's loving Jiu Jitsu. You know, wrestlers at high level wrestlers who love Jiu Jitsu, those are the scariest ones. He's not trying to beat Jiu Jitsu. He's embracing it. You know, that's scary. In Jiu Jitsu, those are the scariest guys. The wrestlers who love jujitsu those are the scariest guys the wrestlers who want to beat jujitsu Oh, I love those guys those guys always have like a brick wall in front of them

1:11:47Well, it's interesting is his last fight he shows his got hands and he got us coming like any thought off -mo and lawns He fought against I think it was all over Taza in a grappling match and there was some kind of controversy like they went out of bounds and and what was, uh, Bownickle on his back was, how are they going to restart it? Bownickle just said, well, we're just restarting the center. I'll be on my butt. You could be on top. He didn't give a fuck right there. I knew God damn Bownickle is going to be insane. Uh -huh. He don't give a fuck about, he volunteered to be on his butt. His transitions from strike and reciting.

1:12:22All the best grapplers have no problem sitting on their butt. You see his match with Gordon? Interesting match. Interesting. Yeah, I'm interested for you know, tough for him. Well obviously Gordon's the best ever. Yes What are you gonna do love Gordon and he caught him in a triangle, but it was interesting for that But bone echoes legit He's his legit is he wanted to fight the if he was like nah man not in 10 days Well, I'm pumped about it's smart. It's no reason to but also they can get a champion in Usman I'm sure Abu Dhabi probably wanted to champion. Yes, you know, I mean Usman is a legend I'm screaming my folks have been chit foaming out the mouth it can beat and you bet against him you fuck well I gotta make it interesting Oh, what's he saying screaming a lot walk by yeah, what does that mean again guys great?

1:13:11I agree with I love walk I love you don't want to hear that in the airport. Yeah Joe can I have a hitter your joint That's Andre. You want to hit a cigar? You want us to go? Just want to hit? That's not a joint. He takes it. You're taking it like a cigarette. You just inhaled like a cigarette? You're not supposed to? No. Well, it's not recommended. I have some little ones that you can inhale like a cigarette. You want one of those? No, I'm good. Thank you. I'm sorry. See, if I have one in front of you, you'd light it up though. No, I appreciate it. You want one? No. I'd spark it up, Joe. I'd rather stick with a weed.

1:13:48Fuck it. You got a lighter up in that bitch

1:13:56See Hobbs I'm picking up DC when they saw something the hotel. Yeah He's a beast I'll get you some of them a little cigars. Oh We don't have blunts comes that's thin right? I mean for the place tall. What is he like about six two? Yeah, and he's strong as fuck Look, plus 300 submission, huh? Hmm, I'm gonna piss before this starts. You ain't gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I know what I'm doing. He's just a walk out still. I know how long it takes. I wonder if I can do it. It's wearing shorts. I don't see him in shorts. Okay, so Brian, how you been? Good, buddy. I'm good. Brandon, how you been?

1:14:36I'm all right. Good? Yeah, I'm good. Anything new coming out of the special? No, I'm working on my news. I'm just touring right now. I'm just trying to do for you. Uh, but build up my truck, my TRX, taking it from 700 to 1100 horsepower. Yep. You know, I dropped an album yesterday. Ooh, music hook thieves is the name of the band. I like that. Jarrah Flies. It's on all music platforms. Jarrah Flies. There's a music video for the single El Coyote. You can't get you on it. When you're coming out, fire in the kit. You never invite me, don. Let's get your ass on the scared to bite Eddie. I feel like you're was busy or come on man.

1:15:17You have a standing invite I'm I'm trying to drop I'm trying to promote my album that just dropped and you're changing the song. Oh, sorry Sorry, I'm dead piece. No, I want to come promote it. Look at this. Come on. This is a video hook thieves El Coyote I always forget the bands called hook thieves. It's on Spotify. It's on Apple music

1:15:41I Yeah, if you Spotify would be good I will not sue you if you play I will not sue you YouTube

1:15:54About the border

1:16:00Right I made a came you lose me

1:16:07Oh wow.

1:16:11See when Joe when Joe Rogan leaves we we plot Jamie what's that? I put the shit out of my album that just dropped while you were gone. Oh, I knew you wouldn't mind Okay, you know they look at my belt track. He's the star of the video I think they should let Belchram Rock his mustache in the U .F .s They make him tuck that shit. Oh, he's the greatest dude. I love him. I love that dude one of the greatest motherfuckers ever I love her damn look at it's my way it's not looking strong You're sick he's looking shredded. He's looking like he's on the ocean. He's looking like he's on that keto Look at that arm Hammer he's huge no doughnuts there no Jamie would you say though how's the Reno's oh?

1:16:57Sorry I That's a good way for him. He loves this way. I'm gonna say I'm gonna I don't know shit But I'm gonna say Cosmott can't take it was Monday. You want a better? I'm just gonna say that do you want better? No? I don't want a bet on it. I'll bet you on that. I'll probably lose no, I don't know But I'm gonna say that's not a bad bet. This my fucker D1 wrestler right Brendan Do something. I don't know what is what's his credentials? No, he wasn't D1 I think he was too I look in all America. He was dead. He was needy one. I don't think he might be in jucos. You're going to see either way that Russian.

1:17:32Yeah. That Russian wrestling shit matches up with college wrestling here. We're going to see right now. Well, thumbs up was a Swedish national champion. And you know what them Swedes? There's some of the best wrestlers that's ever lived. With the Bulgarians. You know, the Swedish. I read them. The Bulgarian. Swedish. Well, Sweden has a lot of people. Finish Stoneian he did a lot of wrestle a lot of Russian he doesn't carry Sweden anymore though But you know what no, he's Abu Dhabi now. Yeah imagine imagine marketing the Swedish Well, they probably keep him over there and protect them doesn't have to worry about getting sent to some prison somewhere While shit Your wild sports I'm sure you've seen some things on the internet.

1:18:20Sweden is the craziest country ever because you know they were doing eugenics before eugenics was cool Well, eugenics came from the United States. No, no eugenics came from Sweden. No dog. No, you need to do a research. Educate them. They actually did it You know what do you know why? Swedish people are the best looking people in the world. Do you know why? Well, because they're telling me why. Vikings. Okay. No, but I tell you why because they were and they were fully immersed in and eugenics. They believed that the symmetry on your face determine the symmetry like in your body. So if you didn't have perfect symmetry in your face, they would sterilize you.

1:18:55This is a fact. But eugenics would sterilize you. No, so basically, so basically if you were ugly, they sterilized you. So only good people with perfect symmetry in their face were allowed to be the best figure. The mayor could use a little more of that. I'm educating you. I'm educating you. This is like No, no, this is real you watch on rock fin. No, that's why Swedish people guys and girls and listen I'm a hero as fuck, but when you go to Sweden. I've been a sweet. I've been in my amy bro This is like good looking people everywhere. It's like super models everywhere because of the eugenics well Iceland has they didn't let only this look at this.

1:19:38Oh, oh He's gonna come out like a bitch Who's mind is gonna win? It's gonna be one of those Upset's ready. No, I'm gonna try to know some shit. I'm pissed off right now. We go We go Serial kill it. Look at this. Chechny is what's here? Oh, fuck Dude what the fuck is about to happen? Yeah happy like guys about the happen right now This is nice Roberto Durán sugar ray Leonard shit right here Yeah, Ustman is a real champ and he's not smaller than come on then no take down Oh, what's up? No, no Damn, is he gonna force it? Let's see. We're gonna find out a lot right here. We find out a little trip We find out a lot right?

1:20:29Guys back If we're that's not take down this is a lot of energy being expended yet a lot of energy being And now we don't have it. This is zero point stuff. Yep. A lot of a lot of energy being expanded. You got in the cage But he does have his back dog. That's huge. He's trying to ride him here in wrestling. It doesn't be shit But in MMA you got the back. It means a lot. Let's see here. Oh one hook

1:20:56And also he's putting pressure on those fucking knees.

1:21:02Oh Oh Who smiles real trouble second take down thread by Usman so that's a take It's a wrap. This is this is real bad. No way. This is real bad This is real bad. We've seen a lot this we have a no He's got both hooks who's mom's trying to sneak out the back even if he escapes this he's gonna do it again All night. He can't fix this today. Oh, no, you can't fix this right now. No you fix this in six months You can't fix this right now So even if he gets out of this and survives this round, he's gonna be put in the exact A lot of energy from Humzot though to Rogan's point because he did it so easily He he did he avoided the takedown by giving us back which is okay and wrestling but in MMA and then jujitsu That's not good.

1:21:48He's getting punched too. He's getting he's paying for it. No, he's just got the hooks and collegiate wrestling This would mean nothing against Usman. Usman's fine. Right, but Usman's not a collegiate wrestler. Yes, Usman is a guy. I know but this is a MMA champion. I'm just interested to see if he could sneak out of this. He's trying to get that Let's say that is I'm looking at the wrestling. I'm looking pure wrestling. This dog is on Russian wrestling versus American Wrestling and holy shit. American wrestling ain't looking good right now. Well with Camarels. It's Bohnic go your time on a different animal.

1:22:25Damn it. Because he goes, he compete against these stand -ins. This is interesting. This is interesting. Because with still time, the fucking round line. A lot of time. A lot of time. Does not look like books. Full hooks. Does not look good. So you got to wonder if Hamza, excuse me, if Kamaro keeps trying to stand up here or if he tries to initiate a scramble. He might try to roll and initiate a scramble if he thinks this isn't getting him anywhere. Because this is dangerous. But in initiating the scramble he might get locked up even tighter Um, but we'll we're learning here as well as Uzman is very good rear naked choke defense.

1:23:01Oh, yeah, he hasn't tapped at So there's a chance that he might be able to pull off some like small term survival Shes you know what I mean? He might maybe Oh

1:23:17He should go back down he should go back down don't stand up get the fuck back down it and get through the round Just get through the round Shuck my fucking face That's illegal in jujitsu what he just did well he's no, but tomorrow did you know what he just said? He tried to face plan face plan. Yeah, and jujitsu you'd be dequeue, but we're just stupid rule But it got him out that choke though. He's playing defense is impressive. I know he's asked for a bit of fucking impressive. No, he's got people on his back on the daily. No, he knows. Look, he's defending. He might be able to survive, but he still losing the round.

1:23:55So if he survives, come on. If he survives the next minute, he still lost the round. He definitely lost the round. But at least he's got defense. And it's showing a little Cosmot weaknesses. Cosmot doesn't have enough setups for the to finish this show. You got the guys back. Huckleberry and I finishing it's early in the man. Wait, is this second third round that you finish? There's a lot of games. Do they're so much game to being on, when you're on someone's back, the game has, how do I choke him? There's like books on this. So he's doing, he's doing a great job, Usman, at defending all this.

1:24:30Cosmine's almost out. Cosmine might need to switch to cooler. Got to stand up here. Look at that. Look at that. He's in a previous round. Come on, oh, it's cool switch. Almost.

1:24:46Oh, oh Cosmoc is not gonna be able to What am I saying comes that is that bad? No, is there a camera? No, but I'll call the camera's I come seven minutes

1:25:02Two all right good we got brown to it's like when people call Dixon Rickson thing. hilarious. He's fine. Like when people try to make they come up to you and they try to they try to like they want to bond with you. So they want to like tell you that like I know Rick's in dog. We are bricks and we're in bricks in our homies dog. Shit. I call I call bricks and all the time. Like yeah, you do. Yeah, buddy. What is Trevor saying? No, don't do that again. He defended all that shit. Let's get. So we're learning more. You didn't defend all that. So now I changed my stance. We learned that he's not as hard a re -enacted choke.

1:25:42So we could see this over and over, but what's gonna happen is Cosmot is gonna get tired and he's not gonna be able to take him down no more. So they're gonna be forced to stand. You know what I'm a portrait, you know what I'm saying? You think that's true? I'm not gonna do this for you. That's what happens. 30 minutes straight. Remember Egor Vov -Chanchin Marker? Marker kept taking him down, but at the end of that fight He couldn't take him down no more so they were standing but you are But he's saying in the third round These guys another round of whose monster lives another round of this KB bitch you should get submitted if this happens again in the third round here we go He could strike with them and it's gonna be on the feet there we go this fight might not go to the ground left kick This fight might not go to the ground.

1:26:24I like how Hamza can fight different stances to yep He's really good with his hands from both Commodity gonna start dropping some bombs because he knows it's just matter time for you to drop his weight to Yep, and he's got a control center the octagon press for no kicks. It's tough man. It is Now is Uzba gonna be super cautious because you don't want to get taken that for sure He might not do shit He might just stay on the outside and wait for Hosmat Just call Has Matt has Matt has Matt It's called has magnates five Shazbah. There it is Do you remember um Shazbott from more can mendicco Marlowe Remember more can maybe I do remember more can fucking Mindy Shazbott You're distracting me from this fight Eddie You guys have no memory I remember I only remember two thousand no no just pay attention here Comsatz not making a lot of like yeah because he's got a brown in the bag He knows who's gonna do money in the bank.

1:27:28He's waiting for who's my Hot Maybe a little bit fatigue could be He's not as a but he also knows come on just waiting for that take down again He's trying to get him to commit and he's gonna take him down again. He looks good Who's the last as soon as come on commits to something he's gonna put on his butt? Homicide doesn't even look remotely tired. No, he's not really looks you know, it looks bigger than Um, comes out, comes out me. Camaro's mine. No. I think this is the sure. Yeah. No, he looks like. Camaro is so much bigger in the body than he is in the legs because I can't really use his legs.

1:28:01Right. It's so crazy. He can't really work his legs out. No, he's not. His legs are fucking. He has to swim. Look at the difference in like the build of his legs. They're just so much less muscular than his upper body. Such bad knees. It's crazy because if they could fix that, man, he'd be unstoppable. Whose feet do you like more? Depends on if there's a pony elbows

1:28:27It comes out's feet or I like them dog. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm not gonna You know I'm not gonna crazy about it. He's gonna hog on you gotta admit it. Yeah, look at those feet I think comms out's gonna have his hands full with a guy like a Strickland I mean Strickland has to deal with wrestling though. Yeah, that wrestling is no What do you say that Brian because the first round? No stand up stand up wise. Oh, but Marl went down I see him much here at all. I'm sorry. Remember you're talking about two different fighters So Strickland is a pressure fighter. So he comes forward. Come forward on hombs.

1:29:00I was gonna take it down Even when Kamarro's throwing the right hand He's he's throwing the right hand and anticipating the take down He looked for the legs there. He's threatening to with the legs and then and uh, or comms out is looking to catch him with a knee as well. What are the odds? Who's one takes Cosmot down? I'm not seeing a lot of like, what are the odds of that? With bad knees can be tough man. But like striking wise, I'm not seeing it. It looks like he is like faking shots. Who's like he might try to take him down, but who's the only fighter that's open about his knees? Yes, you know, it's kind of crazy.

1:29:32You think about it. Strictly or two is like I don't have a quad. Yeah, like a weak one. One leg, yeah. One leg is quad like the task. The motorcycle What does that mean he's like he's like? Talks about out there. Oh, there's not starting to press press for like other fighters I don't think comes out has a plan here. He's doing a lot of fainting But he's not making any contact which says to me. He's not that confident. I believe Okay, I don't know why but I do yeah watch it was months figuring it was months like wait This guy may not want to do some great fates might be more of a wrestler than a striker there That's what I'm saying.

1:30:06Oh right in oh shitting I told him dude you see that little Gloves another kick like buckle the little bit you see that oh was that just me comes at get hit dude It's like it's hit okay. Yeah, who's my crack them there for sure? I'm not seeing I'm not seeing Jamie you got a little Little window in the future. I like that

1:30:29It's tough though

1:30:35No, it's got wrestling. Yep, and that's huge. I took that round to

1:30:42Do you now you feel pretty confident you want to double your bet? Well, I'm saying striking wise come on I'm not hearing a peep out of 500 comes out. I was Carls burn his arms out here defending himself. It's a waste of time. He just was on the path inside control He's got his head trapped hold on on there if they can get his right me in he could finish it his left And then let go the guys left arm double over I can't do that. I can't let go of arms. He's inside control is getting Okay lost five okay lost around yeah, so you're talking about all that fun mess about tomorrow You want to double your bet or you know what?

1:31:20Two rounds in the bank very happy with my bet You're down to rounds, but that's okay. We're saying so what we just saw We got to question the answer got the better of him up until 15 seconds before he got a second round. Well, he didn't want to see it, but landed. No, he kicked him more. Basically, we see the love of wrestling in that area of Russia is comparable to collegiate wrestling. But strike, we know that now right here. We're seeing it. Let's go, nickel. He went over there. Dominate it. We'll see. He dominate what? Dagestan's because I brought it up. I went yeah, I said yeah, I said well He's like a stand start laughing.

1:31:59I've been competing against those guys since I was 10. Oh, I go how's it go? He goes I've never lost. Oh, okay, I'm a nickel is legit. He's the great American savior. I mean he's Olympic gold metal potential He's not good and he's a freak any as the work ethic Any smart. Yep all these while he's great on camera. Yeah He's not making so much money here we go dress all right you wrestlers don't have staff third round You forgive him. Yeah, you can do no wrong. Oh, I'm just cracked him with a jab Touched him touched him didn't crack him shut the fuck He popped him with the job. He moves his head back stop If we show the replay and he eats in the face you have to suck burn You have to stop.

1:32:42Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. Oh, damn. Stop that. Come on. Come on. Come on. He's got a really throw caution to the wind here if he wants to win. But he might just be content. Better striker than he's going to hurt. Late knows fight. Yeah. Joe, you have that lighter over there? Yes, sir. Thanks, Willie. Look at it. Late noticed fight. He doesn't get finished. It ends like this. And he got back out of his way. And it's your right. Yeah, exactly. That's the way to vision. He says more about Chimaya and who he has to face. That's what Strickland said he goes if he doesn't Molly Wap Usman says a lot about correct.

1:33:14No, they're totally he's not I don't see a lot of see championship. Because you're saying you're saying like he's not this indestructible force. He's not. Well, we learned that when he fought Gilbert burn. He's striking his he's not he's not doing anything with striking. He's not Brian. There's no game plan here. We think your thoughts. Why do you think your thoughts? Because he's not touched. Come on. Usman. Because he's looking for moments to take him down because he's shown he could do it every time. He wants to. Yeah, his wrestling. Well, no, but I'll. Also the game line could have been just dominate him on the ground.

1:33:43And that's all he's waiting for. He's stuck in a shit. Oh, that is a little right hand. Oh, I can't. You know what? If the fight gets more like this, who's one wins another Jamorro Victor? Two jabs in a row. Who's been if who's been going to get finished tomorrow, big day? If it ends on their feet like this after this round, then who's one has the moral? Who's one's just who's one who's one just stuffed two takedowns and he's getting the better. He's digging in Come on Oh back to what if he fucks a little He will shit Oh He's digging in Oh Oh Punch go for the take down, but he's just making him think about it the very least Yeah, he good good.

1:34:31Come on. I was digging in. He's confused. This is that championship level. Come on Correct I'm saying Camarels washed up out of their fucking mind Seven he's gonna do some work just Leon Edwards is fucking good man We're class

1:34:57Come on You got a head on the

1:35:05How crazy college wrestler getting taken down by some Russian damn well that's Five he was getting cuz he was getting punched in the face He's gonna mount him. Yeah, come on come on being a wrestler turned his back. Imagine of who's not had a crazy guard Okay, imagine yeah, imagine if you started fucking throwing me up trying I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hey Eddie, how do you feel about, Eddie, how do you feel about your boy Ferguson versus Patty Pimlin? Cause before he answered, I like it for Tony. I think they finally gave him a good matchup. Instead of just fucking killers after killers. Not saying Patty Pimlin is not talented, but he's not find a top five guy like they've been fucking tossing him.

1:35:47That's a crazy matchup, man. Great matchup. Are you kidding? Two superstars. You know, one fucking legend, one, you know, maybe a legend coming up, you know what I mean? You know, probably Pimlet's already kind of a legend, you know, that's a great matchup. He's a legend Liverpool. Yeah, I love the matchup. I mean again, Tcha'mas not doing much. Joe his top game is legit. It's so smothering. You imagine who's might have a serious half card. Tcha'mas is not championship material at 85. Sorry guys. I'm just not that impressed. I mean, I hope you read the comments. I mean, Camaro's man could have won this.

1:36:29I read the car. What way could he have won be? This is a three zero. By the way, he was cashing him in the face. He didn't, bro. He got dominated. You know what? And, um... I mean, he did a better showing than I thought. Camaro's just given him a little baby punches off his back. Again, he got taken down, but what then? See, this is the dominated man. Like a professional ninja, half guard. Because he has everything. He's controlling him. Like, look, he's going to be in the middle. Yeah, as that half guard. Oh Look at that shit right when I was talking shit. Oh, let's go. He's the dog fight. You still want a bet.

1:37:00Oh Shit, it's tomorrow I don't know tomorrow's got to like really just charge out of now hectic I mean he's got a charge on them. There's no way to put his arms are tired He's trying he's trying but you see the fatigue lose man's a fucking dog He's a dog

1:37:23Shit!

1:37:26Well, that was a good way to end it. That was a good way to end it. Yeah. He had his hands full. He somehow got to remember not so invincible. Something you gotta remember too, if that's Paul O 'Coston, he gets those takedowns. He's a bigger dude. That goes on the third round, he has some issues. That's when you get finishes. That would have been an interesting fight. Yes. You mean, it's bad for, it'd been better for a homestead to find the bigger guy. Because he does that against a bigger guy, the gas tank goes way down. I don't know about that. So the bigger guys, he's on the bottom. Now, I'm not saying like a bonicle or a straighter.

1:37:59But Paul Locosta has very good takedown defense and he's a huddle of the straighter guy. Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying as far as cardio goes. And a very striker. Yeah. To my ass guy's hands full at each time. Paul Locosta's better shot. Yeah, a lot more power to you. Yeah, a much more power to be. Not about a wrestler though. That would have been an amazing fight, man. Well, that was the fight. We got real robbed. I know. And they hate each other too. Now let me ask you this. Joe, does this kind of slow the hype train down on homes on. Oh yeah, it does a little bit. It's a well -to -weight. Yeah, it does.

1:38:27It slows down a little bit, but it does show he's legit. Yeah. He's kind of legit. He's awesome. He's number four. He just like he's great. One round is great. I'm saying, what did you see in terms of when he had him on when he was on top of him, he didn't do anything? He controlled the control. That went to fight speed. And he also he certainly has got GSP made us a store career off control. Are you impressed with his standup? Not really. No, compared like an azea strictly no he's got his wrestling with them could be a problem It's a full package is full package. I think if he fights public cost or a guy who can put pressure and just bang like that I forgot to have a look but and that's what we want to see unfortunately we didn't get it.

1:39:08Yeah, he's He's actually small for 85 who is No, no, he's not small. No one described him as small for 85. I mean he's thin dude compared to duplacian those guys He's definitely smaller than the really big guy. For sure. Well listen, duplicates he's never making 170. No, neither is Marvin Vittori, neither is Jared Cannonier. Really big guys. Is he really big? Look at Tom's next to Usman right now. It's not surprising he can make 70. But if you look at like any of the other guys, you like there's no way. Hold on. Why is Usman is shocked? Majority. So is this split decision? No majority decision.

1:39:51So one was a draw? No majority. So three zero. No, that's unanimous. Oh, was it not unanimous? That was majority that's ridiculous. That doesn't make any sense. The second and third oosman some judge did That's insane I guess that third with the striking but then he got taken down and down and Domination, but if you don't do anything with it, they don't really count it. They want damage inflicted second round you could technically say that uh... useman could have won that uh... because he connected way more if you're on the ground for sure second around now he connected to be connected with the space was a saying

1:40:53Oh Always seen bring the Muslims in the Jews together. Yeah, man He doesn't want anybody to die good for him. They just got his brown belt Good for him coaches always like to do that get on camera. Oh Kind of crazy Bonica's a blue belt I think Bonyk is a blue belt that sucks if you're in a tournament with him We got thick Daniels That's an asterisk, yeah, that's an asterisk for sure They might have given him his purple Daniels arms are so thick Is this the mushrooms or is he the thickest? Oh he's thick as fuck He's super thick, he's like a baby hippo He's a tiny house Are they gonna talk to Camaro too?

1:41:38They should I look say they're gone to There's not time to yeah, they had a lot of time

1:41:46240 if they if they read in a no contest and two finishes so they're like If they did a rematch, who's wound up look a lot better like he not only not only would he have confidence The confidence to attack because now he knows But he had no real camp no real cardio no 10 10 day Rematch this motherfucker. Yeah, what do you be able to stop this take? Not just never happening. I can't right remember. No, this never happening now Cuz who's gonna go back down to 70? Yeah, I just took this for the loop. Yeah, give me the loop You know what you're right? It's that's a probably what's gonna happen? But who's one goes back down to 170 with some fucking yeah Confidence reinvigorating fucking for the lot of guys at 170.

1:42:39Is that a word? A lot of guys are reinvigorating. Yeah reinvigorated. Okay. Okay Was that lighter sometimes I try new words? I'm not sure about that's a good one. I do know I went to college right? How many years four that's it? Yeah, you just get a basser's and you fucking talk like you fucking have the piece. Yeah, especially when it comes to the science of striking. You're not bad, right? But am I wrong about it? Well, I don't want to call it. I was really paying attention. I told you. Give me a love hook. Show me the big. No, please don't get bad. No, no, no, seriously. Look, look, come on.

1:43:19You could talk all the shit you want on Brian Gallon, but look at the technique. Come on. You're the only person who I really appreciate everybody Doxie on on your martial arts. I think I need to borrow money from you No, no, the hook is I'm just trying to be honest Look at the technique You ever see no spars that's another story, but I'm just In the air it looks like if you told me if I didn't know you and I you said you box your whole life And then you started throwing some shit like okay Disciple, dude come on Joe come on you got it. I know you don't like giving it up dog Brought it to brine.

1:44:02It throws punches Okay Hands him all the mayor look at it He's still one to fight always wear a white shirt like that and you always involve your hips and every star always I'm stepping and hip and Joe Joe would it be crazy if Dana goes you know what we're gonna do Paulo and Homs out when I should fight but the thing is hums Paul's pulled out of so many fights They're probably a little bit Tentative tentative about man booking him. He's no less who's more hilarious than pot He's the funniest Brazilian of all time. He's up there who's who's fine. Yeah, he's funny. He's great He's a fucking genius troll.

1:44:43He's so funny the shitty pose. There's nobody doing it like him He's got like some 5d chess going on with his troll, you know, that juice thing. Yeah, the secret juice the secret juice Meanwhile, he's fucking chat. He's so good. I can't imagine without He's do we know what drug -free sports protocol is? I don't know what they're gonna say okay guys no math

1:45:16I'm not a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. is like when they found out that the FDA signed off on oxycontin like who like what's the slide fighting working but don't you think let me ask you this you guys know more is it you think that when you don't have the hard -to -go hard -to -go hard -to -go test on you people are less likely to get injured when they're allowed to take certain they should allow them to do it between fights but you open up Pandora's mouth the minutes baseball they started they crack down i don't know how many people were on the injury reserved list but yeah for sure right so of course What would be space what Connor did and Darren Till was like I'm a room removed myself So I can take these supplements and then when I get back into it, you know, all the Before they make this illegal.

1:46:18I hate this What is this get knocked out now? I'll defend a little bit here everyone that's been to the events like you got a Kevin person in person. It's fun. Oh, I'm sure it's fun to watch people get knocked unconscious But it's not my thing I I will watch all the highlights. Giant slowings? I like fights where you don't know if the guy's gonna get hit at all, like when Strickland barely got touched in that fight, you know? You get kicked to the body a few times. How much slap fighting has blown out? Combat your Jitsu? Oh, I bet it will. Oh my God. That makes sense. Oh my God. Oh yeah, because you guys don't have a first fist.

1:46:56At first when we're doing Combat your Jitsu, it's your Jitsu with palm strikes. People are like, oh, you're slapping. Oh, you're slapping. What is it? Why you slapping? Why not just do MMA? What are you doing? Like, they were adding palm strikes. We're not adding slaps. And then when slap fighting blew up, boom, it makes combat. You just look like MMA. I think it's watching CTE like legal. I think it sucks. I hope they keep going. Definitely. It's just it is so bad for you. You get you get full blast headed to the headway. It's good for any of us. It makes combat. You just look like it's a spectacle.

1:47:31It's just like If they want to do it who are we to you could say that about bull riding bull riding is totally different It just says it's so much technique because you're an expert bull riding I listen I put myself through college that way but you're trying to ride one that may cast But you have to fucking impose it so hard Fuck you he put himself through Bull riding that's a movie that's a real fair -owned movie

1:48:03Oh my God. I'm down a grand. You put yourself to real estate school. Not a terrible bet. You did a lot better than you thought. Yeah. Yeah. The hype trend on Homs up has slowed down a tad. Thank you. But nonetheless, you owe me a thousand dollars. But it said a lot about Homs up. This was a big test to see. Wow, 29, 27, 29, 27, 28, 28. I just didn't know. Wow. Interesting. Who scored 28, 28? Who's a Usman's cousin? Well, again, Usman connected a lot more. Do we have like 28, 28's bullshit? Compute box numbers. If you don't want a guy to take you down, the guy takes you down. That's an advantage.

1:48:43That guy gets on your back. That's an advantage. If he gets on top of you, that's an advantage. If you can't get up, that's an advantage. If he's only hitting you with a few shots, it's still a fucking advantage. Yes. It's a big advantage. He's imposing his game on you and you're fairly helpless. You're completely defensive. Why do you even have to say that how do you have to say that no no but but why I miss because the idea is somehow another 28 -8 makes sense doesn't make any sense any facet yeah Way make You know if No, 2730 is with legit 2730 one every round, but if a knockdown You have a you have a fight where there's a knockdown you get a 10 a Then you should get a 10 a if you get taken down to get your back taken but you don't get finished.

1:49:28That's 10 -8, Doc. Right? That first round could've been 10 -8. So the first round could've been a 10 -8, just based on the fact that he dominated the whole round. If you're on the back, the whole round, that's gotta be 10 -8. Look at the number of strikes differential. It's pretty big. Total strikes, but significant strikes, it's a little closer because it's on the feet. Also, look at takedowns and controls. So total strikes, you gotta deal with the nookies that you get hit with when you're on your back. But there was no real big shots when he was on top. I would have lost 500 bucks for this.

1:49:55These are a lot of these strikes, are they, do those count where he was on top of him? That's total strikes. And then you see significant strikes. Most of that is probably standing up, unless he hit him with one really good shot when he was on the ground. Yeah. Or a few other. Total strikes. No, total strikes, 107 to 50. But he was on top of him doing that. Yeah, that's called whooping your ass. Where I come from. It is called whooping your ass, right? Dude, he didn't have no, because he didn't have a lot of damage. But what was Kamal doing, Dern, what was doing that? We saw what kind of fighter Chimai was we're not as big on the train and now he really should be one Seven right I think you should be one seven who if you get a humz on if you can make one seven He's a champion.

1:50:37He doesn't I think he's championing five really I mean eventually I'm not saying now looking eventually yes. I don't think he's got the striking Not as he has twelve. Let's not have four conversations going Yeah Yeah, 85 is not his weight class. I think if he can make 70, I think 70 is a motherfucker, a world -beater. 85, he's got a lot more problems. You know, that was a tough fight. Tough fight against a guy who took it on 10 days, noticed who's a Walter Wade. He had a tough fight against a Walter Wade with Gilbert Burns. Yep, he did. So now, I want to see if Molly Wops, Volk here. No one's Molly Wops in Volk.

1:51:16Nobody, because he's championed in the real quick. The only question is what has Volk been doing? Has he been training or has he been just hanging out? Is he dealing with injuries? We don't know. 10 days notice is not a camp. He takes it because he's an animal, but it's a five round fight. It's against a bigger guy. There's so many factors. And his biggest weapon against Mark Jeff is this cardio. Yeah, and the hour is big. Yeah, so it's just 25 pounds to get ready for this fight. 25 pounds a lot. Volk also somehow, he doesn't take damage, man. He's really good at just... Right. when he's got a full camp.

1:51:48We're going to see. You know, we really don't know what it mean. Maybe he was training hard. You know, maybe he was training hard and just not dieting. Also, you got to realize Mark Chev was able to watch that first fight and make adjustments. So was a fully modest. Yeah, but he's making adjustments for him on 10 days knows too. I think this says, I want, I'm very interested to see how Markative changes his game plan if he does it all. He's going to grapple more. Yes. You're going to get a grapple fast. Yeah. Yes, yes, he's if I was to get a bad on it. I won't bet against woken up. Yeah bad Mark Jeff is the best Craig Jones has been talking mad shit about Sambo you've been watching yeah, so he's great He's hilarious He's so funny.

1:52:28He wants fight Gabby's on another level. He's very funny and and most people don't even know the funny shit He's doing it's fucking what do you mean? They other funny shit

1:52:45You just don't know underground hysterical. What don't I know? I don't know He's just a little dude. No, you don't know Most you don't let it go. Joe's like this. Wait a minute. What are you talking about? No, what don't I know? Craig Jones is a genius. Oh, he's hilarious. He's playing the long game. He's very smart Dude, but that's why you so good at your jutsu man People that are that good at your jutsu you have to be fucking brilliant. Hey him Gordon. No, no savages Smart dudes, too. Yeah, you're that good at submissions and you setting things up and Craig Jones is legit But he's a funny two man all the shit You know I was the first one that gave him his his his First opportunity and it was only because Barrett yo sheet you were Barrett yo sheet of DM to me on Instagram I said hey, there's this purple belt name Craig Jones He came through my fucking gym and rocked everybody you should probably put him in ebi I'm like what Craig down like I was like I didn't even like Craig Jones like Steve Jones like Chris I couldn't even remember his fucking name.

1:53:48But I trust Barrett Yoshida. I'm like, Barrett Yoshida went out of his way to DM me. And every time someone does that, Keith Grecorean DMed me about Fiona Davies. She goes, there's this purple belt check. She's killing everybody. She's like the champion of the world now. Fiona Davies is, and Keith Grecorean said, there's this purple belt dude, you gotta check her out. So Barrett Yoshida did the same thing about Craig Jones. There's this purple belt, he's fucking wrecking everybody. I'm like, okay, let me put him in. Maybe I so I put him in because I'm like, I can't ignore that. Yeah, I can't ignore that.

1:54:21Very easy to do. He DMed me. If I ever DM somebody about some dude, that guy is doing damage somewhere. You know, so I put him out and Craig Jones was an EBI 11 and did I put him up against my guy Nathan Orchard as a low seat like Nathan Orchard, I go, bringing him giving a purple ball low -seat you know to me and he fucking shocked everybody did he be everybody that's where he was born right that ebi 11 then from there boom what's macaque's walkout tone what's he got I might want to shazam this mountain I'm saying shazam still the thing you still don't want to get what not That's what we yeah, my phone set up to triple tap.

1:55:09Yes, you still don't oh I think say you got you Yeah, yes, I don't if I triple tap the back of my phone It picks up. Is that true. Oh, oh I would set up that way. Oh, no nice. Oh Can't do it anymore doesn't give you two is an option for some reason, but my shit's grandfather didn't don't update that bitch I have to it's not updating it. Oh, it doesn't get ready. This is that I'm so intrigued by this fight It's very interesting. I don't care. The Volcan 10 days, Volca's still another one just made of different stuff. But so is it. Well, he's also fresh. You gotta realize he's coming into the fight even if it's 10 days notice.

1:55:43He didn't get beat up during camp. Mm -hmm. Mary's coming off that surgery though too. He's also in the heart. He's getting that surgery. Remember they wanted to fight, do a turnaround. He was like, no, I'm good. He got an elbow surgery, right? Yeah, an elbow surgery. So it was nothing significant. But what was it? Like, pieces of bone and shit? I'm sure. when you got a guy coming up and he's 12, 13, 14 and you think he has potential to be a world champion. Do you start telling him at that time like to get used to the crowds and you're going to be famous. The whole world is going to be behind you and it's going to be one of the biggest fighters in the world to prepare him for this because he's walking out and the whole fucking world is watching him.

1:56:25Surgery and arm injury you know to me July you rehab for six weeks July We want to prepare how do you prepare for that pressure? He's I don't know I think if you ever you tell like talented fighter I think you concentrate on the results not on yeah not on the nonsense Yes concentrate on the process and the results, but he's got to be ready for pressure, but he'll feel it in tournament He'll feel in turn as you take him to a few UFC's before yeah, you don't think conditioning him to tell like this is what it's gonna happen Don't even trip the whole world's gonna be cheering. There's gonna be stadiums.

1:57:04There's gonna be a ring And you tell him early that's what's gonna happen to you you get used to it Yeah, that's not a bad thing to say to him right but I think I'm prepared most most of the focus is on the process yet the lighter Joe Competing is also you're there's a gradual process But the pressure of the whole world not only is it the pressure of the whole fucking world? It's not like it's fighting in Vegas. He's fighting in the middle fucking east The pressure dude. This is like this is like a biblical fight They would if there was a new Bible they were right about this fucking so Volkanowski looks good.

1:57:37He looks like he's in good shape He wants he's I just don't imagine that guy gets out of shape Not at not the level he's at. If I can ask you, he and Daniel Cormair, I mean, if I can ask you, he's always growing and learning. And if you're always growing and learning, you're always in the gym. You're not just in the gym only for camps. And you know what? Again, back to Craig Jones. He's got Craig Jones as his coach. Craig Jones is about as smart as you can get when it comes to Jiu -Jitsu. He's got it all covered. There's no weakness in Craig Jones's game. He's got game everywhere. Very true. Very true.

1:58:20So if he's coaching him, he's getting, I mean, obviously we saw in the first fight. He's avoided submissions. He just got to figure out a way to get off that body triangle. I'm just worried about the technique. I think they'll be okay for the first three rounds. 4 or 5 cardio, yeah. I think before Volkanovsky's career is over, if it goes, what do you think it goes It's under the five year six years something like that. That's realistic right five six years. That's realistic Welcome take a lot of damage. Yeah, he's just he's one of the greats of all time. Yes, by the time it's over by the time it's over We're gonna be talking about his submissions.

1:58:54I Feel it. He's with Craig Jones Craig Jones creates good call. Good. Call monster. It's a good call That's a good call. Imagine if he looks what if you become what if he starts taking dudes down and just fucking leg lockin him and shit You know what I mean? Right you never know what if he hits an immunary role Fucking submit some there's some dogs at 45 That's it looks like that the Joe Pesci of like 300. You know what I mean? You have 300 you have all these big fucking Roman and Spartans, but then they got the evil little mom fucking Folk and Husty. That's the little Joe Pesci right of 300. You know what I mean?

1:59:32He's such a dog. He's so much drive Mark Chavlick's good I love how he always talks about his drive too. Who like Vokanowski, I asked him, I'm like, what are you doing differently than everybody else? And he's like, it's my drive. He's just got fucking drive. He just wants to wake up and strangle people. And go wake up and smash. To win her man. He's just a winner. He knows how to win his mind. And look at his face right now. Look at like, like, like, all that, like he brought a language on his face. That's a gangster right there. Like that guy is loving the pressure. He's loving the pressure.

2:00:09He's not baking He's the biggest thing. Look at him. Dude. You think he's faking him. He loves it He'd rather be here than anywhere else. Now let me ask you this let's say that's a secret weapon Let's say Vokanovsky gets to handled here Which are I don't say it's gonna happen. Well, let's say he does then you're not gonna see the guy's a bet Do you guys have a bet? Do we have a bad brain? I thought you had a thousand dollar bet I think we have a Brennan's turn into a I want his bet before it gets off. Okay, so I'm before it gets off Well, I think both of us but we love Volk But I think the smart money would have to be with just mock a chef.

2:00:42Yes, he's had a full camp. Yes, it's hard And he's more high trade. Where are you gonna bet on you? Are you gonna bet on Volkanovsky? Are you back and out of the bed? I will never bet against Volkanovsky ever That sounds like you're betting on I never bet against Volkanovsky How about this? I want to be a real why love Volkanovsky? I'm not kind of disrespect back 100 bucks you that take I'll bet I'll bet I'll bet you for 100 bucks. What are you? Let these 100 bucks. Hold on. I was going to say I'll take Mark share via submission. Oh, I'll take that back. I took 100 bucks. Foking. Aski straight up.

2:01:12Yeah. So so I say it's grounded pound. There's no waves. I'll take so a thousand dollars that. Yeah. Yeah. If he wins by submission. I can win. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Dude, Yani Papa's has this bit about Bitcoin. I don't remember it. I don't remember it. He said he's got a bit coin bit dude. He's fine. I can't wait to watch my fuck. Okay, let's watch the fight. Let's watch the fight Here we go. Yannis is the man. Let's go. I want to see this now. I like money. I'd rather have Vokonosky win though Vokonos is one of my favorites. I want to be very clear Now now. Has Volcanosky ever been submitted? No, he lost once by K .O.

2:02:01at a welterweight. I'm very surprised I'm not going to take this. Yeah, welterweight, earlier's earliest career. I don't know his name, but that was at welterweight. I'd be on an important day is back in the day. I know the guy doesn't find me more open up a school just loop that knock out. Yeah, open up a school. Put that shit on a loop. You know, 11 days may not be a desescarrier. At this level this. People come in to sign up, you just make them watch the video. Just because of cardio. Knowing that's your biggest tool. Islam's front kick up the middle is a new ring going up. I like that. I like that move.

2:02:36He's avoiding that switch kick from the left side that he got hit with a bunch of times in the first fight because what Alex is doing is taking like a step and then throwing, throwing that inside low kicks. He's looking for it and now he's throwing that front kick up the middle. So he's made some adjustments. There's a shot stuffed. Yeah, I love when it's long. It's long. It's long looking Ecuadorian in this fight. Ecuadorian. No, no, look at this. It's a tan. No, no, this looks like it's face and the beard. Dude, he could be right out of, so rare. It's like Cheeto. Look at this. Look at this.

2:03:09Volcanoeski's initiating the clinch here. Look at this. Volcanoeski's trying to take him down. Volcanoeski is a beast. Well, he took him down the first fight. Look at this, bro. Look at this is crazy. Volcanoeski is pressuring him up against the cage. And he's trying to take him down. My chef's trying to say, The Joe Pesny of the Hunters. He is such an animal. He's such an animal. Look at him here. He's got the clinch going. He's not trying to let go. He's trying to take him down. Yeah, he is. And this is winning the round. He's saying something, Mark Gardered just, said quit talking to something.

2:03:41No, there was something he was doing because Volk said to him, he's doing something. I don't know what he's saying. Oh, oh, Abraham Lincoln, Carter Merrick. And he said, Shoot here release the Thai clinch and shoot so what most guys will oh Nice tie because then you get back there, but he's he landed a couple of good knees Boca change levels there and shoot there you go Slow tough tough tough to take the market. I was hitting with a lot of good knees in this clinch man And that's gonna if a guy hasn't been training Volkas got him against the fast I know focus a fucking animal do. Okay, this front kick up the body, that was a round kick up the body.

2:04:21Maybe it might have been a front kick, but like a 45 degree angle. Some guys throw it at a 45. Oh, no. They use the ball of their toe. They used to do that in karate. They used to throw roundhouse kicks with the ball of the toe. It's pronounced called the balls of my feet. Oh, Karate. Balls of the feet, I mean Karate is underrated. Oh

2:04:49Is out oh my god My god, he had to now you'll never see that fight again What a shocker what a shocker you still we're even Bro, damn headkicks him. Who would have saw that comment? I didn't even see it. It was amazing. Yeah, shined to the domes on open up a cut. It was perfect. Damn. Wow. Damn. Islam man. He showed a bunch of new shit that front kick and he was throwing that kick to the body and then he threw the same kick to the head. and taking on 10 days notice you'd worry about his cardio going the later rounds but this one you know it is what it is. That might have been it's a legit win.

2:05:42Oh it's a solid win man the way it went down I mean they this is not this is not he was tired. Not unprepared. No he got caught. Yep. He got caught. He got caught with an amazing guy. Got to happen with a 12 -week camp. 10 day camp. It very well could have very well could have very well could have. I mean what he We did Love each other look at that shit. Wait, he saved the call on to champion Yeah, here's the quick now remember cuz Voke was he was maybe fighting December on that card against Topia Right now that's not gonna happen. No now this fight maybe never happens again. Here goes again. Look at this This is worst case scenario for the division boom.

2:06:21I mean

2:06:25Son, what a fucking headkick and he set it up because he'd been through all his body kicks It almost look like Vulcan asks he was looking for the body could stop it. Yeah, I mean he's out of it He doesn't need to get knocked on conscious look at this again boom shit. I've done 1993 94 we thought this was bullshit like you can't kick no one in the head That's only in the movies everybody's gonna take you down and choke you out like always crazy. Yep For quite a while you try to throw a punch or a kick hoist crazy gonna take you down and choke you out Yeah, but give respect all that shit's movie shit that Jackie But you know who made everybody realize that?

2:07:08Mori Smith Mori Smith when he fuck Conan But he was the first business before when Mori Smith fought Conan That was the first time we saw in a Lee World Championship caliber kickboxer learn how to defend himself from the guard have great cardio and throw kicks and before that before that a head kicks were bullshed. Yeah, head kicks were for the movies. You ain't Bruce Lee you ain't Jackie Chan. Yeah, you try to head kick in a real fight. You're gonna get choked out. Everybody thought that grown man. Everybody thought Mark says very emotional dude he Nobody no if you had to predict how this fight was gonna end and you had all the experts in an MMA all over the world Right how they get nobody would have picked this nobody had had kick nobody His hand his hand was off.

2:08:07He just caught caught in the top of the well He went like this too though I think when he bent down he thought it was coming to the body again. I Mean Islam set it up so well with those front kicks of the body Look at his butt. Oh my god. I didn't know how to blow was part of his camp He is That's the greatest celebrity of all time Who's better than him? Fucking Robert Downey Jr. Who's better than us?

2:08:48We stand here for the Jews.

2:08:54What did he say? Stop the war. Good for him. Yeah. Two different Muslims came up and said that. Good for them. And far. Need more of that. That's awesome. Good for them. But both fighters, is Hamza in him said the same thing. Good for them. Class acts, these people, I just... Well, Marketschapp's definitely a class act. Yeah. I'm just so impressed that he won that way. The fact that he, I mean, he showed so much improvement. He really made adjustments, because they must have trained for Volkanovsky again, even though he wasn't fighting Volkanovsky. I'm sure they went over all the different things that Volkanovsky did, and what are the counters to those things.

2:09:34And he shut a lot of it down. He shut down that switch kick to the outside leg throwing that front kick up the middle set up the head kick See how he's ducking down. Yeah, you're right. Yep, that was just set it up That was the adjustment by the way baseball bat through that shit That was the adjustment because it'll kind of look like it was going to the body from the placement of the knee in the beginning If you're looking at from the side it was just perfect Perfect head kick. I I mean he's just look he knocked out Olivera in the last fight remember his striking was his weakest point and now It's fucking dangerous as anybody in the division you knock out Volkanowski.

2:10:15She is

2:10:37I got COVID. Damn again. How can we didn't test me, dog? I should have. I had a mask ready too. I'm getting relaxed. And that's how we all get in trouble. That's how we all get in trouble when we test too much. You look back at the testing. I have magnesium in my mouth. Ten years from now when we look back at the testing. Uh -huh It's gonna be embarrassing much. I've gone to 70 didn't outside or no, he didn't announce that. Why would he? When he just dominated 55 Did I I like him defending his title at 55? Let's let's let's go. There's a lot of great matchups there and Volkanowski against Ilya Toputia still a great matchup.

2:11:22Let me hear the volume. I want to hear what Volk says. I love Volk

2:11:30Obviously great break set up. Good cut.

2:11:36I think those cut to CG.

2:11:47Go that way. Yeah.

2:12:00the UFC. Please keep me busy. I don't do well when I'm not fighting. I need to take these fighters. I do my hitting when I'm not fighting. So please keep me busy. I'm happy to go back in January. Obviously get this taken care of. Obviously go back down to

2:12:27So, I'm going to give my price 60 days suspension. Not only was it classy, but you know, some people go extra classy just to see him classy. He just, to me, that was just him just being honest with reality. And it was beautiful. Beautiful. It was beautiful. It was like, listen. Didn't try to protect myself. My job down here, if I'm going back down, let me keep me busy. I don't, I just want to keep working. He didn't say, I want to rematch when I don't have 10 days. Notice this is bullshit. No, no, no, no. He wouldn't get it. It was like that. It was their fighting they go. If this was a real fight, I'd win.

2:13:01It's like, yeah, but it's not. That was like a dude. You signed up for this. A million percent in tune with reality. You know what I mean? He's just like, let's just keep it going. That's why he's great. It's just like, yeah. This shit's going to heal. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I need a fucking pay the rent. Let's keep this going bro. That shot the dumb That shot the dumb might last for a while That one you got to be careful. It might give him 90, huh? I don't know what the protocol is to be honest with you. It's usually 60s, but I feel like I Don't know what kind of testing is involves. I really shouldn't talk.

2:13:33I don't know what they do But they probably won't be finding January on We were waiting for you to show us your He's on his own coach might say let's ask you about your your footwork Like you want it you had a couple questions about like when you when you throw like an uppercut like where should your left Prime music a real boxer

2:13:56Come on Okay, okay, listen, I don't know how many how much power you have But emotional power Ignores technique. What do you why do you ignore this technique? Why do you ignore this time? Because you got perfect technique. You know me, I'm your biggest fan. But, Calum's got... I trained underground, dude. It's when he hits bags. It's sad. There's something that's on in front of him. You know what he's saying. You know what he's supposed to look? He's doing everything right. This seems weird. But something is not right with Joe. I don't know what it is. I can't see it. I think it might be a respect.

2:14:32Maybe it's the shoulder respect. No, he's doing it right. Just I know at the end of it is like can hit by a nurse car Brian Callan You can just go Dude is ten me is the viable it's under my under Okay, throw the truck give me a one -two and I want to Yeah, that's how it sounds when it hits the back Sounds like you're hitting it with your dick You know what maybe you can't fight with the shit No, no seriously maybe maybe that's bullshit. Okay, you know, I will say this I will say this like if you like audition for some like movie and you were gonna be this like this this guy I try to pay his rent and it's like 19 20 hard time remember hard times with Charles Johnson, they do a remake of Charles for a hard times with you, but I'm sculled.

2:15:34You could do it. I think the director, how we got, you got to do that movie. I think you can do a remake of hard times. We make that shit. Come on Charles, Bronson, Bronson. We make it, but make it a blog guy. In a hard time, I was 50 years old. Oh really? It was 50 years old. Yeah, the best physique ever. Was it supposed to be like during the Depression? It was during the Depression and he was an old man. But let me see his physique up show me a clip Really hard times where it's about you get some of this is him cuz they were smooth back then this is him This is a Walter Hill Probably you Look at him he's 50 years old shape promoter who's the shading promoter Look at him dude.

2:16:15He's an older guy here But when he starts to fight and man he takes his shirt off the dude is that and then they said do they have the goal to say from the producers of The war here I got some on the beginning of that it says This is a remake Jamie the trailers are like someone we cut the

2:16:41See if you can find some fight there fight I want to see some fighting scenes actually Jamie did the if you post The war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the war is the Not other?

2:17:16Nope. No chance. No, back then he wasn't doing it. Yeah, no, no, he is fastest. The most realistic fight history. Actually, he went from Bruce Lee. He had the most realistic one. Yeah, he doesn't look like a guy on steroids. He looks like an old guy that still works out. There's push -ups. And there's some old dudes that are consistent because they never stop working out and they don't lose their, like, your boy Frank Grillo. And they'll fuck it up. Same situation. That Frank Grillo, like, he was talking about how he has low testosterone. He got tested, but he's just a grinder. If, look, girls get big.

2:17:48Girls get big that don't do steroids. Girls that are power lifters that are clean, they get big. It's just not easy. It takes a long -ass time, but you can maintain it if you keep it. If you keep the extra natural. Yeah. Well, he's a fucking, I mean, he was a savage when he was younger. You know, you've always said that some PD's back then, then the shit's in the dirty stuff. I'm with that

2:18:17So what cuz when did Rocky come out semester clear land Roy's yeah, that's not Those in the 80s that's when they started doing Roy's because he was training with bodybuilders and shit But he I'm just guessing but I'm saying that he does not worry guys doing anything other than staying fit He's got that on strictly shit going on son This I'm more impressed with the fight core here on geography as I'm watching it than I thought I would be it doesn't look as bad

2:18:55He doesn't know You kicked him into a bag of shells Terrible double leg. Oh, you're a lot of try to take dudes down look at this I'll give you a gillotine of this. I take everything I said back. This fight choreography is legit, man. They're fighting in a fucking garage and shit. Look at the car. And they're clenching and shit. That's a good job. This is a good fight, man. He gets in boxing. I like how they're filming it too. They're filming it like you're there watching it. You know, like they're moving around people, people block the view. Just too Walter Hill, bro. Oh shit. Oh

2:19:38Kick let's get a jump that is guard put a triangle on fighting with boots on shit. Oh Oh, he's mad now Why you Back this you know, I do not like the sound effects watching so intently every punch exactly the same they're looking like okay who do we put our money did they not have enough money for different sounds just didn't know what that they weren't that creative back then they just there was one sound guy and there was no one else to like compete with he's like why he just had the same noise with every shot crack crack and somebody came along it said you know some punches don't land as hard have you ever had a child's body were you there when Anderson's overbroke is yeah did you hear it oh no I don't I definitely couldn't hear it from the the crowd roar but I saw it immediately did he check the cash oh the deal spidey double hammer fist and the top the promoters when they cut through the promoter when they cut through the promoters and they're trying to figure out who they got to put their money on it's where they already put their money on it but they've all ended up shots not much damage.

2:20:54They're trying to sign the dude you know for their organization. They're looking at this fight goes on a long last time. Oh cardio, don't you? Men with men with men with men with men. This is the longest in Bruce Lee versus Chuck Norris. Oh, he went down with that left hook. No, he came in the little ribs. He keeps it out. Kick him. Why are you... uppercut. I feel an uppercut coming up right here. I think he cheats. Yeah. What? What is that? Use what? No! What are you doing? You fight to fight? I tell you I fight to fight! Brian, you'd be the guy in the first coat in this situation, right? He pushed him away, he's not gonna use it.

2:21:35I'm the old ex -fighter. Why you? You're the mother. I'm the only guy with the tricks of a sleeve, see?

2:21:45I can only be pushed to half -arce, he?

2:22:17back then when everyone was just run by complete gangsters. I didn't know if you're gonna get paid. You didn't know if your life was gonna be on the line. If you're gonna have to take a dive, they'll tell you to take a dive, you don't they'll kill you. This ship, I'm gonna get fucked up with injuries. That was just a movie. Like that ship probably never exists. Like that, they're not gonna. Like the like the like the mom guys there with the hat gone, we better put our money in this guy because he's tough. I bet that's exactly what they did. I bet it's exactly the way. Yeah, but they said this they used to do that shit these to go across the country and bet on people They bring their own fighters into towns and have people bet on them.

2:22:52That's a real thing I know he's doing jokes. He's still going back in the day I'm like and like late 1800s early 1900s all the fights were From traveling circuses like there was a Thunderburn's a Gracie that got erased from The lineage because all you know going growing up in the Gracie lineage you're like oh Helio and Carlos boom Helio and Carlson and Carlson right but that don't tell you about George Gracie George Gracie is this an Abraham Lincoln story no I'm not sure if I'm gonna be the George I'm not either George I'm like this is my story you know you know that's a great story you can't we do you guys think it's the Abraham Lincoln story But this is real.

2:23:39Okay. Yeah, you fucked me up with that. It's James. No, but George Gracie. We know about George Robert Drysdale has an alternate Gracie history. What? And there was a George Gracie in the mix too, because the the general consensus was Carlos Gracie learned his jujitsu from my Ada and then Carl's Gracie showed it to his brother. Hellio. George Gracie. You're asking how jacked he was. You look so, it's crazy. You look so, it's crazy. It's like a wrestling. But you know why you got erased? Why? You got an acutage? You don't never hear about George Grayson. No, what about Helio? Tell us what I got.

2:24:17What happened? Carlocer and Juditsu then he showed it to his younger brother Helio, and then Helio became the fighter and Carlocer became his manager. Look at this. He was the first champion developed by the Gracie Juditsu system back in the 1920s and 30s. George Gracie was taught to Jisoo techniques by his older brother Carlos Gracie and carried the Gracie flag all over Brazil fighting in different styles Such as Jisoo, Lutilevray, wrestling and Valley Tuto Having had one of the best unbeaten runs of his time. I Did you find out about fiction? When did you find Robert drives? They went a book.

2:24:54There's there's Wow, you know what they wrote they never brought up George Gracie You know why? Why? Because back then he was fighting, hell yeah, he was fighting, and George was fighting. But George apparently was taking a lot of fake fights, so they were doing a lot of fake fights in circuses. Oh, like pro wrestling. Pro wrestling, fake fights, and he was taking dives. Right. And he was doing, he was like an alcoholic, he was a partier, banging bitches, or whatever. So they just decided to cut him out. Okay. And say the story is, George was in the mix, But he was doing fake fights. He was doing real fights and he was a bad motherfucker, but he was just a degenerate So they kind of cut him out This is the story I didn't make this up.

2:25:40It's in Robert drives. They like you even you even I didn't even I didn't experience it theory about the crazy family Dude made it nice. I didn't make this up. No, I'm saying But he's obviously really fast and ready with it. It's just up to believe He had a count ahead and a bodybuilders body the crazy thing is when when jujitsu first burst upon the scene in the United States it was because of the UFC and when that happens people don't have Vision right for the future like you're gonna what you're saying now And the future people are gonna dissect that shit right People are like whatever knowledge is blow it up now So they decided not mention George Gracie ever he was never in the mix.

2:26:23It was always Helio and Carlos Which was real, but that was some excopatory evidence. I don't even know if I said that word right I like it Excopatory don't look towards me. I learned that from the from the Russian gate uh... conspiracy uh... scolpital evidence so robert drisdale puts out a book robert i like it's a thing serving declear from alleged fault or guilt i told you right i'm good right so by leaving him out but by leaving him out that was nut they were hiding their guilt that he was a part of the they just didn't want to bring him up they're like you know what i'm gonna People in your family, like your cousins, your brothers, and what are, there's people in families that hate each other, and they're like the opposite.

2:27:16You got the problem, child. And everything. He's a black student. Some people say they're all Kennedy's. I mean, they're all Kennedy's, they're all Kennedy's, they're all Kennedy. Like Robert of Kennedy, he's a shale, he's a Kennedy. I'm like, didn't the Kennedy's get fucking assassinated twice? Yeah. What are you talking about? Kennedy is part of the Illuminati. They murdered the Kennedy's. They murdered the Illuminati. You know the Illuminati, right? Like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, oh, he's part of the system. Like, do they murder his father and his uncle?

2:27:47Don't you think he would want to be part of the anti -establishment? He might be. I would seem a little skeptical. I don't know. I don't know. Uncle Genshin. I don't know. Are we still on the graces? I don't know. But back to the graces, Robert Drysdale puts out this book. It's a dude. It's a fact. You just open the book just open it up anywhere and you start reading fucking Back to where it was right. It's not like it's just a bunch of people from That era telling the stories about like how the Gracie Giu -Jitsu family like what where they came from It's so vast It's so and not taking anything away from hell the other Gracie hell the other Gracie was the fucking master because he was the one going out there battling.

2:28:32Carlos Gracie did a couple matches, but he was Helio's older brother and manager. Helio was the one going out there throwing down. Jamie, we do me a favor and go to the earlier fights on ESPN Plus and find Magomed versus... He's the first fight. Yeah, I'm pretty limp versus Bruno Silva. I call him the pirate. He looks like Nick Davis at the moment. This guy is very fucking talented. Very talented. Take down defense little suspect at the high level, but sure and but at 185 pounds when he can't fight with He can't fight his actions sanctions. He's got one eye When you see him as it's it's not like you can hide it Do we know why he lost the eye?

2:29:16He got it. He got cut in front of fight and I think that surgery on it and then Tell me eight surgeries. He's a wild boy too. If you saw him in that jersey term, he's a wild boy. He's a bad motherfucker. So what happened with Michael Bissby? They let him fight with one eye right? They might, yeah, they'll show you the pre -loan gym and this is the best way to get the light. It's pretty much. What's the thing that was going to like seven o 'clock in the morning? I just, I really want to go down. If you go down to UFC, go down, keep going down to leagues, keep going, keep going. There's sports now leagues.

2:29:53Go all the way left to UFC. Bam. Should be able to scroll down. It should show you on demand some of the fights. There you go. So back up and it'll show you all the fights. Yes, BN pluses this shit. So look at this. That's pretty good. Go all the way back and Which say any Bruno Silva versus Oh, you know what it was the first fight so you'd have to go to the early pre -lamps Not to the level of like that. That's it. Here you go watch this dude This is a very it's look at his right eye. Yeah, it's great. That's why they call him the pirate You may just skip to where it's started. Yeah, you could just skip Give a little bit on the pirate here calm that do you call him the priority?

2:30:36No, no That's just in game the pirate he said the pirates come and the pirates taken over a mod of dream that but I'm pretty sure they come the pirates was and now Gold bitches out

2:30:50If Bruce buffer one day if he ends life and leaves us from screaming That would be the way to go have a hard tack in the

2:31:06I mean every time he does it he screams so loud consistent. He's so oh my god. He blew out his fucking knee doing it Vegas warms up do the splits No podcasts. He went went right into the split demand changed the game of announced He's the best of all time because they used to be smooth Operator brought to you by Budweiser the King of beers To know and he just changed it. He cranked it up perfect for him and his brother I heard especially Bruce buffers so many times in the UFC, I worked for the UFC for eight years. And even in King of the Cage, I heard Bruce Buffer so much that when I got hired to do some fight choreography for Never Backdown 2, and then during that, like putting the other fights, they made me like the DJ.

2:31:55You know, I was like, like the DJ of the movie, it's not like my proudest moment, but I was like the announcer and the DJ, and they made me announce like these underground fights in this movie. So you were Bruce Buffer? And all I kept doing was channeling Bruce Buffer. And I was pulling it off. I became the ring announcer and it was just me ripping off everything Bruce Buffer did. And as long as I kept trying to do impersonate Bruce Buffer, then I was pulling it off. Everyone's a cosy -candy. So check this dude out. Chuck just do that. This dude is one of the most dynamic kickers you're ever gonna see.

2:32:36He's so slick. He does a lot of wild shit off the front leg too. Like confidence to. Yeah. His kicks are very legit. I just don't trust red beans, but what's also crazy is when you lose vision, you lose depth perception. And you would think that for striking with bisming and with one fucking a brand of just 10 fights like how insan so much about against world class five. Yeah, this dude is slick. He does a lot of stuff that's very unusual. Like he'll throw hook kicks off the front leg. He's got a really good ax kick. He's gonna be a star. He's been throwing that front kick this whole time. But wait, wait, he look at that sidekick caught him with that sidekick coming in.

2:33:21Yeah, dude, he's a bad mother the fucker. He's a bad motherfucker. There's a lot of people that are in real trouble. Like, this beyond one leg, he would just be on his rear. He's just wrestling. Yeah, 40 % of his body is his head. It's got a giant head. Well, it's the beard. Yeah. It makes the headless. It's very uncomfortable. Like the hormone monster. Once he gets loose on him, he starts to tee an off on him. Boom. Look at that. Looks like he lives in the middle of the forest. His switch kick to the front leg is so good. He does look very good from the track. It looks like he's a magical. He's in the forest when you're lost.

2:33:56Yeah, you really go. So this one have three wishes. Yeah, yeah. Ask for the man with the red beard, but we're in Dagestan. There are no red heads in the bag. Not a red beard? It's in Dagestan. No, no. Very few. It's round upon here in the back. The Russians were in there for a while so there could be some of that. You mix that in. You see how he throws that sidekick to protect himself? That's such a good move when you miss the round kick. And not a lot of guys can do it the way he does it. He does it like a karate champion and does it with one fucking eye. Yeah, look at that head kick dude seriously Bro, I'm telling you this motherfucker's why yes Yeah, yeah, he's a unicorn out there.

2:34:37He's very good dude Please get one -eyed unicorn and he whips those kicks see that take down defense Maybe like a crystal ball. Maybe he that is in the future. Yeah, he might be a he might be a seer Maybe he can see enough. He can see enough to fuck you up. He's got the A. He's got the A. He's got the third eye. He's got that third eye. Like that dude from Game of Thrones. It was the same, but he can see everything. He's like the crow. He wasn't. No, he hasn't crow at home. I don't think the Game of Thrones guy was going to find where he was paralyzed, right? Look at that. Yes, paralyzed. His eyes would go white to see the future.

2:35:08Oh, that's right. Yeah, the world back in his head. What a great fucking show. Great show. I'm going to see it. I should have been in that show. Now, a long guy's trying to sell me on Game of Thrones. Yeah. I got to it eight years late. Well, it's good though because you can watch them all. Oh, that's what I did Joe just after 10 seasons I wasn't just like just fucking watch it Okay, and I just trust that just said he looked me in the eyes and just fucking watch facts and I'm like bad So good my favorite show Where they killed that little kid they throw off the fucking castle and the sister's fucking the brother like what the fuck is Show about crazy that shows crazy and dragons so oh Dragons what you want to get on board?

2:35:50No Imagine living in a world like that you just gotta you gotta hit that threshold the white walkers Bro this motherfucker is good Caught him in a nut shot though. What's up Jamie? Hamza Chimai. I've told me he thinks he broke his right hand the first round which made it hard to wrestle in the final two rounds. That makes sense. Oh, I'm interested. I got a show on that extra. I may have been widening these gates on the feet. Let me see your next. Then you could just pull down now. And you were hating these goggles. Yeah, I was. That's great. Just Google it, X -ray over broken hands. My friend, you have to say that.

2:36:28People believe that shit. They just show it, X -ray. That's why it's right. The criticism was fair, though, B. But if you only had a broken hand, you're seeing a different thing. It's not ever shut, it's true. A broken dick, you know people every now and then I hear people breaking their dick my buddy broken dick reverse cowgirl Yeah, dude so like and then yeah, sat in the bro I know I was in a wheelchair because it's dick got broken. How long is he in the wheelchair for? I would love to see that I was in a wheelchair for it was tragic. You're asking detail was tragic It was some a try. I don't I don't need one bring up his name or nothing Don't bring on yeah, I won't say name it my buddy broke his joke.

2:37:07Look at this cow girl. Look at this mother first cow girl gone bad Look at this mother fuckers kicks This dude is so slick. He's tall too look how he digs in these kicks two men and See how he uses that side kick that's so most people don't know how to throw it that way He throws it so quick when you're in tight that he keeps you off of them It's like how a lot of guys use a teap, but he's doing it where he can't get hit When you throw a tee you might get counted with a right hand when you throw a sidekick your way out of Distance is that so you're 85 85 this is 85 Yeah, his head his head He's a big fellow Mark hunt head.

2:37:48Yeah, he's big fellow his hair That's you want to talk about a wig dude. The hair doesn't move again. Yeah, that would be a great. That's a wig That's a rich man's wig. That's a big big. Yeah, that's a ballers. Well, it's a Gucci. That's like a Dolce Gabbana wig. Oh shit Oh, damn oh god. Oh Clip Bruno Silver's no joke man. No, it's a top five first fight. You have see on this call. Yeah, tough. I Grinocronom again. Damn, that was good. Who wins this one? Pirate. Yeah, pirate. Don't blow it for me. You just asked I shouldn't have told you. I'm sorry to I think you But you did ask to be fair Yeah, but you guys said no.

2:38:28Yeah, you should say listen. It's better if you don't know. Yeah, right like you kids Can I open my presents now? No, you gotta wait till Christmas. Yeah, we fucked you dude my son when I Dude I made him I sat him down and I met him watch Rocky Three four long day He was selling it, but he really wanted to know who was gonna win He's like daddy tell me who's gonna win back when Rocky was getting fucked up because daddy Please tell me who's gonna like oh, no, you gotta watch it. Yeah, please tell me please tell me Rocky's not gonna I go just watching as he he wanted to know every goddamn time Mr.

2:39:04when mr. T bottom the first time 11 this was a while it's like five years ago He forgot about all that shit. So we're gonna do Rocky again. Is he doing he forgot about rock? I showed him enter the dragon. He don't remember. I'm like. Oh, we're gonna do energy dragon again He didn't remember he didn't remember cuz I mean what he's 11 now and I made him watch over like four and five You don't remember shit. You don't remember shit from those days. You could now you look back and like I was like being super nice to this motherfucker. He don't even check out this motherfucker. See that low kick But he's hands are no fucking joke either They he's listed as 11 and no, but according to the people that work with him He's more like 70, you know, he said a shitload of fights It's a lot of them were considered hook kick.

2:39:55I know man, it's legit. A lot of these, the fights that he had were these tournaments they were considered amateur, even though they're professional fights for whatever reason. That's what they're saying. I don't know what the veracity of that is, but the fight for... Well you have to recognize it though, because to give them, to give them self is first outing they know this kid's doing. No, oh he's talented as fuck. There's plenty of highlight real footage of him. Look at that front kick to the bottom man. People are used to that left kick man. It's just like also like how quick he whips his legs up there man He's Yeah, you can do anything he's wicked Yeah, he throws it all you he's a wild boy he throws Look at that question mark.

2:40:36Yes, Mark. Yes, he's roundhouse kick to the body man By the way, look how fast he's throwing that inside Well Bruno silver went three rounds of Paheda Yeah, he's not a Paheda He's a real so much top fish shit him in Paheda went to war. Yeah, this is not an easy fight for the pirate No, it's a real big high level fight Bruno's fucking legit man And I don't think anybody ever stopped Bruno I'm pretty sure he's never been stopped amazing And he's so durable man and he's a legit striker himself. So this is But this guy is oh this guy so next level that front kick to the body. He knows off that He just keeps them off balance.

2:41:16He's just always. Speed is crazy. His kick is like, I mean, he could throw so many of them. They're like, jabs at a distance. He uses it like, I mean, nobody else in the sport. There's very few guys that throw the kind of intensity and the kind of volume that he throws at his kicks. His distance control is impressive. It's very good. Especially this early. He does that, look at that front kick to the body. Does that marching knee thing too? Look at that, man. The speed too, it's so quick. He's so was outside of his leg, it's a beat. He has his opponent off balance the whole time. Yeah, constantly.

2:41:53And there's a jab. It's just that switch kick is so quick, man. Everything's so quick. Look at the hookage in the head. So few people can throw a hook kick. Oh, he gets taken down. Yeah, he got taken down. But look at, even from his back, he's fucking him up from his back. Watch this. like Bruno is very very tired here he's been beating up in this fight Bruno is not like a world class grappling either so the middleweight division's like all right the kids good but look at how he's beating them up off his back watch this it's pretty impressive what he does off his back I mean he's actually hurting him off his back I mean most of the time when people are off their back and their Lannister likes they're kind of flailing that's your time for this he's hitting him Fucking hard man.

2:42:38It all depends what the intention is on the guy on top of the guy on top is trying to stay on top Right, keep it on the ground then it's easy to throw elbows Right coming forward. Yeah, but if they're trying to back out and stand up He's doing elbow. Well, I think Bruno's exhausted. I think that's part of what's going on here He's been beating up and exhausted and because that he's not often up a lot of office

2:43:02Right he's not trying to pass If you don't want to be on the ground and the guy throws elbows you just back up and stand up. Yeah, it's so easy, but he doesn't want to stand up. So he's open for elbows or the very least try to pass. But I think he's just exhausted. I mean, he got hit with so many body shots. He's gonna lit up like a Christmas tree. He is throwing some shit right here. Yeah. We lose up kicks. Does this dude with all the kicks in his arsenal does he have an up kick? Oh, he's gonna up kick. I haven't seen her. He didn't try to get up there. He didn't try to get up there. He should have scooted back.

2:43:35Remember when a boost amount that up kicked that Jerry Bowlander? Yeah. Remember that shit? Or was it George or Shell? Was either a boost amount that was... Well, the big one was Hanzo and Oleg Tartara. That was one thousand hours ago. That was the one. But Bowlander got it back. It was the Montenegro. It was the Montenegro. It was the Montenegro too. The Montenegro, we saw Steve's big. When Hanzo did it to Oleg, people thought it was lucky. Like, oh, you just threw a kick off his back. He was lucky, but he had hands. I was like dude we practice this shit It's an actual technique you're on your back and you're fucking throwing kicks and there's levels to it And believe it or not man hoist Gracie and Sakuraba 2 people don't even remember the hoist Gracie 5 Sakuraba again First one was in Japan the pride when it went like five hours.

2:44:19We saw the second one. Yeah, but the second was oh And the Colosseum K1 did it it was in LA. Yeah hoist Gracie Sakuraba 2 Yeah, that was Brock Lesnar's you Exactly MMA debut and that's when that one Detroit Lions wide receiver try to do MMA Johnny Morton got starched. You got taken on in a stretcher who for the neck brace The worst case scenario everybody's worst case scenario is we're gonna fight MMA worst case scenarios You get taken out on a stretcher in a neck brace and he was other worse than that jack that happened to Johnny He was a Detroit Lions wide receiver hall of Fade Johnny more Johnny more hall of Famer who did he find see a kickboxer a black kickboxer who was from Japan who was a comedian He's a comedian there it is yeah, that's it look how jacked he was Titt Bernard aca I don't remember he thought he fought a comedian from Japan was a black dude Oh, that's right.

2:45:24And he got star. I don't want to do this. We were hanging out next to the Charles Crabius. Ben it for the. We got to see. We got to see it. Do you see that? That's him. The do it with red box. He's the Japanese comedian, but he's black. Oh, shit. Yeah. Crazy. But he's Johnny Martin was jacked and went to SC. So it was a big draw. Yeah. Johnny Martin. This was in the call of CMK one. It's a Johnny Martin was a football player. He's a forgotten. Forgotten mega MMA event. Totally forgot nobody remembers this event because you had Johnny Morton you had Brock Lesnar's debut. It was a big piece of the body We got clipped the right hand Johnny Mort was all proby.

2:46:03Okay, what's good? He get remember he gets taken out of the Damn what was this up right hand boom right Oh my goodness Perfect right hand look at that coming in That's an awful knockout and there was a lot of NFL players thinking about doing MMA after this they all disappeared Not me baby. No, they all disappeared This guy's all the famous Ryan down he's still a great race and the stretcher look at the timing on that. Oh my god Chinat nowhere to go perfect Here's K -S -N -R -E -S. One more time. He just didn't, he just wasn't. Boom! He just closed his eyes on the orbit. Oh boy. So he's in one shot.

2:46:53Left in a neck brace. What is it? Neck brace. Stranger, neck brace. Stranger, look at that. Where's K -S -N -R -E -S? Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of great athletes that could be great MMA fighters if they dedicated their whole life to learn it but trying to like cut the line and what you deal with striking. Oh, night man. And back to that Sakurawa hoist gracy fight too. The second one, the only reason I thought about that is hoist was on his back a lot and Sakurawa was standing just like the first fight and then the first fight Sakurawa kept standing, hoist was on his back and Sakurawa would leg kick his thighs.

2:47:30Mogamit, I've taken down the third too. Look at this. He's gonna have a hard time with real wrestlers. in the second fight, hoist had some side kicks. He was slow down a little bit. He was, he had some awesome dude. Hoist Gracie got some great kicks off his back in the guard. He throw side kicks in front. He's a little bit. He fucked up, he fucked up a stand. He fucked him up standing. Only fight ever in the history of MMA, where the guy on the bottom, fucked the guy standing. What did he want? What? Voice one because of his side kicks from the guard. Joe, you got the lighter brother? Yeah. I got a good voice.

2:48:08All right. Where are you going to go? We're on the same fucking flight. I'm going to, no, I got a 445 Delta. No, I thought we're, we're on the same flight. No, you're on 730 American. Yeah, you changed it. You're on 445, yeah. Delta. You got to leave, dude. You have literally less than an hour to get to the airport. I've got to be there now. You're going to be there now. Airport's right 15 minutes. Yeah, but it's F one weekend so the year for it's gonna be jammed up your fuck. Why did you switch your fly being not tell me? Do you have a car to take you to the airport or you taking their car? Jesus Brian, why didn't you coordinate?

2:48:46I got carried away. I got into this still on his back look at this I like the podcast

2:48:54Hmm I forgot he was on his back so much. I was watching so many highlights. I leave it out. It's a matter of fact, I think I left this fight before the third round.

2:49:08There's dude is spending a lot of time on his back. Call him to the old switcher road, didn't tell your boy, huh? All right, so we wrap this up. Gentlemen, always blast. I fucking loved it. Love you guys. Love you guys. Love you guys. Yeah, please do me and Sam triply Sam triply calm are coming to St. Louis were coming to Indy Austin and Dallas coming up Sam triply calm. Thank you. I'll see you guys this weekend coming weekend at the Chicago in proven Then I got Sean Burke Sean bring in Great place to get it is for me to call in Chicago. It's kind of outside Chicago. Yeah, it's a little bit outside I'm an awesome Nashville that's January 24th to 27th Brian, count down.

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