Meghan Markle's $100K Grift, George Clooney's Controlling Wife, and Minnesota Somali Daycare Fraud

0:00Well, my friends, welcome back to Spot On with Link. Lauren, it's our last episode of the year. Okay, I don't know about you. 2025 has felt a thousand years long, but it's also gone by in a thousand years.

0:30your comments. I read on Instagram, on X, on TikTok, everywhere. People have had a hard time this year, right? People have experienced loss. They've had high highs and low lows. I think we're all just ready for a fresh start. I hope that all of our problems from 2025 don't follow us into the new year. I'm always delusional on New Year's Eve, I think. When the clock strikes 12, okay, all my problems are going to wash away. Blank slate, tabula rasa, clean. But no, I think we will have to still contend with some of these issues, but people need this break. They need a little bit of downtime. I hope you had an amazing, amazing, amazing Christmas or Hanukkah to all of our Jewish viewers.

1:06Shabbat Shalom. Christmas morning for me was very chill. We got up, we slept in a little bit, we opened up some gifts. Now, you guys know I always say the best gifts come in really small packages, right? Like diamonds and watches and things like that. I opened a small package and I thought, oh my God, it's a ring. It's a watch. It's something fancy. It's kind of heavy. It's wrapped in nice paper. Turns out it was a candle. Turns out it was a candle. I'm holding this box. It's wrapped in paper with a bow. I'm like, oh, it's a ring. It is a ring. Turns out it's a candle. I will tell you guys though, at least the candle came with a wick, unlike Meghan Markle's candle.

1:46So that was the inside joke. I got other incredible Christmas gifts. I got a keyboard. So I'll maybe be doing some parody songs. You might be doing some singing on the show. I was actually thinking of doing a parody now that I have the keyboard of a hard knock life from Annie, but it's going to be about being Meghan Markle's publicist or assistant. You know, it's a hard knock life. She's walking around the house screaming at us and wanting us to help her make her jams, jellies and dog biscuits. So we might be doing that. I got some clothes for Christmas. I got this shirt. Other than that, you guys, I don't really care about material things, but it is nice to get some clothes on Christmas because I don't have that gay gene where I love to go shopping.

2:23In fact, I hate shopping. If I'm in a store, okay, if I'm in a store, I'm there to get in and get out. There's a reason I order clothes online. I'll get t-shirts on Amazon. I'll wear the same thing over and over and over to the point where my friends and family are calling and saying, you've worn that shirt a hundred times in a hundred videos in so many episodes. So I hate shopping. So it was nice to get some shirts and some sweaters for Christmas, and I will probably be wearing them for decades and decades to come. Now, I heard from many of you guys, a lot of you said that you were with family on Christmas, that you were stressed.

2:54Some women were writing me saying they were hiding out in a back room from their in-laws. They're like, I'm hiding from my kids. They need to go back to school. Christmas break will not end. And then some folks were alone on Christmas, and I always say there is no shame in being alone on Christmas. New Year's is coming up. There's absolutely no shame in that. There are folks who are single, they're widowed, their kids have moved on. And so there's absolutely no shame in being alone. And I mean, some women were writing me saying they woke up on Christmas and their husbands woke up wanting them to put out.

3:22Okay, men, let me just tell you, okay, your girlfriend or your wife, she's been up all night doing the tree, wrapping gifts, putting out milk and cookies for Santa, prepping meals, getting ready for your in-laws and family to arrive. The last thing your girlfriend or your wife wants to do on Christmas morning is put out. Okay. The last thing she wants to do, you can go stuff someone else's stocking. That is the last thing that your girlfriend or wife wants to do. Okay. In fact, what she probably wants the most for Christmas is to be left alone. Okay. Unless it is Santa Claus himself, unless Santa Claus himself is there, your wife wants to be left alone and she doesn't want to put out.

3:59Okay. And I was thinking about this this morning, Mrs. Claus. Okay. Mrs. Claus is a very brave woman, okay? She sends her husband all around the world, all night long, sliding down people's chimneys, okay? There's no wonder he comes home smelling like a brothel with every venereal disease under the sun, okay? You send your husband out to every woman's home on earth in one night, he's going to come home with something, okay? And there is a double standard between men and women, right? Like, look at Mrs. Claus. Mrs. Claus, she's let herself go a little bit. She's gotten older. Santa Claus, he can get old.

4:36He can get fat. He can grow a beard. He can live in the North Pole. Women are still throwing themselves at him. Okay, this is the double standard. And ladies, you know this in society. A man can get fat, old, and hairy with a beard as long as he's got a sleigh and some elves in the workshop and a nickel in his pocket. He's still hot stuff. Mrs. Claus, you know, she's washed up the old bitty sitting at home in the North Pole. She never even leaves the house. She never even leaves the house. I mean, you want to talk about Bush Noel. You want to talk about a Bush Noel. Mrs. Claus probably hasn't been waxed since the most requested gift was a Teddy Ruxkin.

5:09Okay. Mrs. Claus, I don't think she's doing a lot of maintenance up there in the North Pole.

5:17But let this be a lesson, okay, to all the women out there. Don't send your husband around the world all night sliding down people's chimneys, okay? And Mrs. Mrs. Claus, a little note to you, okay? Go do some maintenance, change up your look, surprise him. When Santa Claus comes home on Christmas morning after traveling and gallivanting the globe, dropping gifts off in people's houses, eating all those cookies and milk, surprise him. You know, surprise him with some lingerie, surprise him with an outfit, Mrs. Claus. It's your job to spice it up, okay? It is your job to spice it up. So Santa and Mrs.

5:55Claus, we wish you the best. I was also thinking this morning, if I had kids, right, let's say I adopted, you know, a little Somalian kid because Somalian daycares are really in right now. We're going to talk about that later in the show. So I adopt a little Somalian kid, you know, with the front teeth, the eyes a little too close together. I would probably not even tell my kids Santa is a thing. Okay. I don't want my kid to think that some stranger came to their house at night to give them gifts. You know, oh my God, thank you, Santa. Thank you for the gift. Thank you, Santa. Think me. Think dad.

6:25Think dad and mom. Okay, think daddy. You want to thank Santa? Okay, daddy had to sit on a podcast 20 years ago selling chips and promo codes for vitamins to buy you that Game Boy and PlayStation and Xbox. You know what I'm saying? I'll be damned if I have a kid someday and he's like, oh, thank you, Santa. Thank you. You work so hard. No, mom and dad worked hard in this economy. Okay, parents out there, I would love to hear from you. Are you going to do the whole Santa routine? I think first day, first day I bring my Somali and kid home, Santa's not real, okay? Just be glad you're here and not in Somalia, okay?

7:00And shut it, okay? You could be in Somalia, you know, shucking corn or whatever they do over there. Be glad you're living here in America. So no, Santa, he's not real. I'm not doing the whole Santa bit. The last thing I want to say before we get into the show, I finally got my copy of Interview Magazine with Jeremy Allen White on the cover. I was interviewed for this maybe two months ago, and I thought they're going to cut me. There's no way they're going to include me because when you're not liberal and part of that kind of cool club, especially me, you know, I'm gay, I'm conservative, I'm more common sense.

7:30There's no way. There's no way I'm going to be featured in like a cool New York City magazine that the cool she-she people read. But they did include me. You know, I'm kind of at the back. I'm a little bit at the back. You know, let's see. Where am I? Here I am. So I did an interview, picture of me. They did a picture of me in front of Air Force One, which I love. I'm incredibly grateful for all the opportunities I've had this year. 2025 has been an amazing year. And it's only because of the people who watch me and support me, right? Very seldom do people in my own business, you know, give me a shout out, give me a retweet.

8:10It's only because of you guys sharing and supporting me. So I'm grateful to be included because when you're conservative in any way, shape, or form, you're almost never included in things like this. So I'm glad to be included. Without further ado, let's dive into the show. Before we get into Meghan Markle and George Clooney, the big story this week, I think this year, this decade, is the Somalian fraud that's gone down in Minnesota. And Nick Shirley, he's an independent journalist, he went there to Minnesota on the ground. He went door to door to all of these daycare centers that are Somalian-owned.

8:46There are no children there. These daycare centers are getting millions and millions and millions of dollars. They have no kids. It's all a fraud. It's all a scam. It's all a scheme, okay? And he's gotten 100 million views. He's an icon. He's a legend. I started following him a while ago. And so he's really put boots on the ground and done the work. I found out last night he was a Mormon missionary for two years. So that probably explains why he's good going door to door, talking to strangers. And I mean that with the utmost respect. He is fearless. He will go door to door. Ding dong. Hello. I'm here.

9:14Can I talk to you? Can I interview you? But this really is disgusting. It's despicable. It's disgusting. And I've heard from so many people who even used to support Tim Walz. They're like, I voted for Tim Walz. I was a total liberal Democrat. Now I could never support him because why are my hard-earned tax dollars, billions of dollars going to Somalian daycares where there are no children? Absolutely no children. So let me read you a little bit about what's going on. So Nick visited the Quality Learning Center in Minneapolis, but the sign was misspelled. It said quality leering center. Okay. And then no one would come to the door.

9:50Okay. Quality leering center. I don't think there's a lot of leering going on. Like y 'all are going to leer today. Okay. Y 'all are going to leer today. If they can't even spell the sign properly, y 'all have to get deported and sent back to Somalia. I don't care if it sounds heartless. You guys got to go back to Somalia. So when he tried to speak to the staff, he was actually accused of being an ICE agent. Now, if you saw this guy, okay, he's about my age, young, handsome kid. He does not look like an ICE agent, okay? He does not look like an ICE agent. He's simply doing his civic duty, going door to door, asking, hey, you've received a million dollars.

10:24Why are there no kids at your daycare? This is really concerning. Now, Tim Walls, in my opinion, he has to be getting kickbacks. There's no way Tim Walls is not getting a kickback. These billions and billions of dollars that are going out to these Somalians, Don't you think Tim Walls is getting a little bit of something? I think Tim Walls needs to be called in tomorrow and put under oath and interrogated. I would love to see Tim Walls behind bars. I said this on social media. I think it would heal the country if we saw Mr. Jazz Hands, Tim Walls, locked up behind bars. I do think he would enjoy prison a little too much.

10:54Okay. He'd be the first inmate to drop the soap on purpose. He's the first person to really enjoy going to prison because being locked up with a bunch of fit, tatted criminals is his fantasy. If you look at his internet search history, I would imagine. So Tim Walz would probably love prison. He'd probably be the bottom bitch of the cell block. He'd probably have all the inmates doing a sing-along version of Wicked after the first month. He'd have them doing show tunes and choreography. That's who Tim Walz is. But he put out a statement saying that basically he's worked for years to crack down on fraud, and he's asked the state to look into all of the fraud, and he's tried to strengthen oversight and launch investigations.

11:31It's all a bunch of lip service. I'm not even going to read you this full statement because it's all lip service and baloney. And this isn't even a partisan issue, right? I'm from Texas, right? I like Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, know these guys. If there was this level of fraud happening in Texas, billions of dollars going to Somalians who hate our country under their watch, I would call them out too. I'm sure you guys feel the same way. If you're in a red state, you would call out your governor, your senator, whoever, your attorney general, if this was happening. This doesn't even have to do with politics.

11:59But I do think Tim Walls is a sicko. I think he's a criminal. And I think he needs to be locked up. Now, Representative Comer, who runs the House Oversight Committee, I saw this morning on the news, I think he will be calling Tim Walls in. I think Tim Walls needs to be called in. I imagine documents are already being deleted, destroyed, combusted, lit on fire. I don't even know if I use the word combusted properly. but I imagine all the documents are being destroyed. I think Tim Walls needed to be called in months ago when this first started to be discussed, right? When this first started to happen and there was smoke and there was fire, I think that's when Tim Walls needed to be called in.

12:36But I also have to question, what kind of parent would even drop their kid off at a daycare where there's this person working the door? And we'll put a picture up on the screen. Like, would you drop your kid off at this daycare center? Like, hello, who's in there? My thing is also, for all the Muslims and the Somalians who wear the sheets, I'm just asking this genuinely. My iPhone barely recognizes me half the time, okay? My friends will go get like a nose job, their lips done, some Botox. The iPhone's like, we don't recognize you with the face ID. How do y 'all get your iPhones to open when you're covered in sheets?

13:09That's one reason I could never be Muslim other than I think some of them would throw me off of buildings. I don't want to have to type in the code for my iPhone every single time, okay? So that's just the whole situation. When I look at this picture, how does she get her iPhone to open? But what kind of parents are sending their kids to this type of facility anyway? But turns out there are no kids. So shout out to independent media, independent journalists. Shout out to the folks on the ground going door to door doing this incredible work. Well, New York City, where I used to live, continues to go down the tubes.

13:39And if you live in New York City, I hope that your apartment never catches on fire because Zora Mamdani has appointed a clown. a clown to be the next FDNY's commissioner, okay? He has appointed former EMS chief Lillian Bonsignor, who's basically this sort of overweight lesbian with a buzzed head, you know, someone Rosie O'Donnell would pick up at a bar. And this woman, and the word woman is doing heavy lifting, like the scale at her home, this woman is now in charge, I guess, of working with Zoramon Donnie on firemen and firefighters and all of these things. I just have to tell you, okay, if your apartment is burning to the ground, do you want the LGBT lesbian with a shaved head showing up in Birkenstocks?

14:24Or do you want a hot fireman? Okay, do you want the hot fireman who looks like he came out of a catalog? Or do you want the overweight lesbian showing up? And shout out to all the lesbians. Shout out to all the big lesbians. I'm actually pretty cool with the lesbians, I'm going to be honest. Lesbians have some respect for me. They know I keep it real. But who would you rather have show up if your house is burning down? Probably the guy who's put out a fire before. And we actually have a clip, okay? There is a news clip where this woman, Lillian, is being praised as an LGBTQ trailblazer. Although she never served as a firefighter, she's confident that won't matter.

14:57I know the job. I know what the firefighters need. And I can translate that to this administration who's willing to listen. I know what EMS needs. I have been EMS for 30 plus years. Bonsignor is a trailblazer for the LGBTQ community, who will serve as the FDNY's first openly gay commissioner. Notice, never served as a firefighter. And this is the person Zoran Mamdani has appointed to look over the fires. Okay, all of you in New York City need to go out and buy fire extinguishers and take matters into your own hands, okay? If your house is burning down, I would not trust, okay, Birkenstocks here to come and save the day.

15:38Imagine you're outside your building in New York. It's burning to the ground and comes walking up with some capri pants, some cargo shorts, Birkenstocks, that shaved head, maybe a tank top with free the nipple slogan on it or some BS, some lesbian stuff. She walks up, okay? And you're like, wow, I'm so grateful the LGBT trailblazer is here. You know what? The building is blazing. The building is blazing. We don't need an LGBT trailblazer showing up. We need a man with a hose. Okay? I want a man with a big wet hose to come put out my fire. I don't want big lesbian here. I don't want Rosie O'Donnell showing up if my building is burning to the ground.

16:23Okay? Do you want Rosie O'Donnell showing up when your building's burning down? Or do you want hot ripped firemen with a hose? Okay? A hose. At least in New York City, the fire hydrants have water. That was not the case in California with Gavin Newsom. But we will be monitoring this story. I imagine this is not going to end well, because this is where there's smoke, there's fire. I do think there's going to be a disaster. When you appoint a bunch of DEI hires and a bunch of LGBT people just to check boxes, just to really piss off conservatives at this point, I think that's what Zora Mamdani is doing with these appointments.

16:56something bad is going to happen. Now, something bad is probably going to happen if you take dating advice from Kamala Harris. So Kamala Harris was on a podcast recently where she decided to opine and give some relationship advice. We actually have a clip of it. Let's take a look and then discuss. You know, I mean, and there are different phases in your life and depending on what phase you're in, maybe you're going to choose that you want to have that kind of Friday night relationship or you want that Sunday morning relationship.

17:31Sometimes they go together and sometimes they do. Sometimes you can get both and sometimes they just is oil and water. Yes, yes. And so, and that's okay. You know, you will be in those phases where you are having fun. Now your life has to be in shambles to take dating advice from Kamala Harris. Okay, Kamala Harris is the biggest flop in political history. Okay, Kamala Harris, they call her the doorknob in California because everybody's had a turn. Okay, everyone's had a turn on Kamala Harris in California. And I don't even hate on the girl. Did she kind of sleep her way to the top and use her sort of charm and her laughter and her silk press to get to where she is?

18:11Yes. Does she have any achievements as a legislator, as vice president? No, absolutely not. She doesn't at all. But she has somehow been able to use her charm. And, you know, maybe she's had that type of Friday morning relationship that she talks about. I've never seen a woman at this level in the public eye condone one night stands or having frivolous sex. But this is sort of what the left is about anyway, right? They hate conservative values. They want more abortions. They don't want family. So I'm not really shocked to see Kamala Harris opining and giving this type of advice. But I just don't think I would be taking any advice from Kamala Harris.

18:45I mean, this is a woman who spent$2 billion in 107 days, blew it. I don't know what she blew it on, boxed wine in the minibar. She blew billions of dollars in 107 days. She was sent packing resoundingly. She lost every swing state in the popular vote, the House, the Senate, everything sent home. I would not be taking life advice from her, but I would rather her be going on these little podcasts and talking about dating and having one night stands than being in charge of the nuclear codes. So that I will take every single day of the week. And the podcast she was on is called The Rich Little Broke Girls Podcast.

19:19So Kamala's career is going well. When you're on The Rich Little Broke Girls Podcast that I've never heard of and you are a former vice president, you might want to reassess. You might want to reassess your career. And the last thing I'll say is Kamala Harris's husband, Doug, remember he was accused of open face slapping and hitting a woman so hard she spun around in circles, allegedly. and he was never asked about it because the liberal media protects their own. It's interesting to see her give life advice and dating advice when she basically has an abusive man living in her house, right? You have an abuser of women living in your house and you thought he was going to be okay being the first gentleman of the United States.

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21:25Well, now we have to talk about the Duke and Duchess of Scamalot, okay? It's a hard knock life for us. It's a hard knock life from Meghan Markle's publicist. Apparently she has lost her 11th publicist. She and Prince Harry lost their 11th publicist, Meredith Mayne. She resigned after the couple had all that drama with the Kardashians. They went to the Kardashians' birthday, okay? And then they complained allegedly that some pictures ended up online. I'm sorry. You go to a Kardashian party where there are cameras, there are going to be pictures of you on the internet. I'm sorry if you look bloated.

21:55I'm sorry if you didn't like the angles. But the Kardashians, I mean, we discovered Kim on her back in a sex tape, okay? hey, we discovered her on her back, and you're acting like you thought you were going to have privacy? They've had a reality show since I was born, and you're shocked that you're not going to have privacy at their party? So apparently the publicist has resigned. A source has told Page Six that she resigned before Christmas, but she's staying through New Year to help with the transition. Well, let me tell you, I don't think there's a lot of work going on between Christmas and New Year's.