Slow Horses,' Season 5 Episode 1: New Season, New Track Suit

24 Sep 2025 · 1 h 5 min · 26 chapters

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In short

Slow Horses Season 5 premiere “Bad Dates” sets up a new ensemble season around a London mayoral race, a shopping-center massacre, and the “London Rules” idea of covering your arse. The episode re-centers Slough House dynamics after last season’s dispersal, with River back in the mix and Shirley’s PTSD driving her hypervigilance.

Guests

None. This is a Prestige TV podcast episode with hosts Joanna Robinson and Rob Mahoney (plus mentions of recurring podcast coverage with William Simmons and a future “Hooked” miniseries guest, but no guest appears in this transcript).

Key claims

The premiere feels like a return to form; it’s “Roddy season and Shirley season,” with River/Louisa and Shirley/River relationships reignited. The violence and political framing are more domestic and systemic than earlier global conspiracies.

Notable examples

Shirley pushes Roddy out of the way of a moving van; a mass shooting in Abbotsfield; mayoral debate/talking-head coverage featuring Jaffrey and the Gimbal campaign; Claude Whelan’s vulnerability to blackmail; Roddy’s club entrance and confidence; Lamb’s cigarette/cough “defense” and references to last season’s Marcus shootout.

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Chapters

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Season 5 Overview

0:45 to 2:30

Discussion about the excitement surrounding the new season and the premiere episode.

“I don't know how you feel about that phrase.”

Hooked Miniseries and The Sopranos

2:30 to 4:00

Joanna and Rob discuss their upcoming Hooked miniseries on The Sopranos and their anticipation for it.

“You know, really facing down our flaws as TV commentators, if not critics.”

Email Interaction and Listener Engagement

4:00 to 6:00

Exploration of listener emails and the significance of special email addresses for engagement.

“I mean, I'm certainly going to be relishing.”

Will Smith's Departure and Season Expectations

6:00 to 7:40

Hosts reflect on Will Smith's departure from the series and their hopes for the final season.

“But as you say, we love to see Slow Horses awarded.”

Emmy Wins and Mixed Feelings

7:40 to 9:14

Discussion on Slow Horses' Emmy win and the hosts' mixed feelings about it.

“And he's back in the mix with the other characters that we care about and that we know and love.”

Character Dynamics and Season Five

9:14 to 11:20

Analysis of character dynamics from the previous season and their implications for the new season.

Episode One Reaction and Character Analysis

11:58 to 14:02

Hosts react to the first episode of Season 5, discussing key characters and plot points.

“If it were tougher on crime, it could, in fact, rule.”

Introduction to the Season's Focus

14:02 to 14:27

Discussing the key themes and characters in Season 5 of 'Slow Horses'.

“But if we had to sort of like isolate it, it's kind of a Roddy Shirley season.”

Shirley's Vigilance and Roddy's Situation

14:28 to 15:30

Exploring Shirley's PTSD and her perception of threats towards Roddy.

“She was right about some circumstantial things, but wrong about the way all the pieces are fitting together.”

London Rules Explained

15:31 to 16:27

An explanation of the London Rules and their implications for the characters.

“Surely reading River to filth in this episode.”
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Claude Whelan's Vulnerabilities

16:28 to 17:28

Analyzing Claude Whelan's character and his susceptibility to blackmail.

“Can I read you quickly the book version of this?”

Political Context and Violence Discussion

17:29 to 21:48

Discussion on the political violence depicted and its resonance with current events.

“but but whelan's eminently vulnerable to blackmail because there is just dirt out there and so if this idea is like cover your arse like what what kind of pawn is he going to become to people who want to leverage him.”

The Mayoral Race and Character Dynamics

21:49 to 24:24

Exploring the dynamics of the mayoral race and character interactions post-attack.

“to novelize spy violence in the way that it kind of is.”

Thematic Connections Across Seasons

24:25 to 28:03

Connecting themes from Season 1 to Season 5, focusing on internal societal issues.

“he could be the kind of guy who gets caught in something and forced to compromise in ways that are against his messaging or his values for sure.”

Exploring Season Five's Socio-Political Themes

28:03 to 28:56

The discussion delves into the socio-political intrigue of Season Five and its connections to Season One.

“Gimbal too, for a character who you're clearly set up to think of a certain way, I love the way that character is being pitched and played so far.”

Character Dynamics and Anticipations

28:56 to 30:18

The hosts discuss their excitement for the new characters, particularly Dodie, and explore their potential impact on the plot.

“We've got The Bulldog Spirit, The Englishman's Burden, and Pride and Empire.”

Return to Slough House and Character Arcs

30:18 to 33:00

A deep dive into the character arcs of Roddy and Katherine within the context of the new season.

“This has not bode well for Louisa leaving the office, to be honest with you.”

Lamb's Complexity and Shirley's Struggles

33:00 to 36:55

Discussion focuses on Lamb's character complexities and Shirley's emotional struggles following traumatic events.

“I remember him like hotboxing somebody in a car until they did what he said.”

Shirley's Relationship with River

36:55 to 40:31

The hosts explore Shirley's interactions with River and the dynamics of their relationship amidst the season's developments.

“when Coe is trying to talk Shirley down a little later from shooting River's half-brother, who's tied to a radiator, he says about Marcus to Shirley, he loved you and he wanted you to love yourself.”

Louisa's Future and River's Role

40:31 to 42:05

A reflection on Louisa's potential future outside of Slough House and River's evolving role within the story.

River's Emotional Struggles

42:05 to 46:25

Discussing River's character development and emotional turmoil in Season 5.

“And so when they kissed her, I was like, it's happening.”

River's Relationships and Tensions

46:25 to 50:29

Exploring the dynamics between River, Louisa, and Shirley in the current season.

“know all that sort of stuff like that and who are you on you know with your own feet under you and And so far, I'm not deeply impressed, but there's opportunities for him to grow.”

Spycraft Review and Episode Analysis

50:29 to 56:00

Reviewing spycraft moments and discussing character growth in the episode.

“on a pizza delivery bike like do we open next week's episode with an a some some sort of threat on Roddy and Shirley just sort of bumbling in fresh off the bike, like, you know, with a piping hot pepperoni?”

Character Dynamics in Season 5

56:00 to 57:41

The hosts discuss the development of Emma Flight and the supporting characters in Season 5.

“Not quite a spy, kind of a spy, But I thought this was a much better Emma Flight episode.”

Lamb's Witty Insults

57:41 to 59:41

The hosts share and analyze the funniest lines and moments involving Jackson Lamb.

“I would say as far as actual lines go, his saying that Roddy getting hit by a car by accident would deprive somebody of a moment's pleasure is probably the candidate.”

Fashion and Fit Check

59:41 to 1:01:19

A segment dedicated to discussing the fashion choices of characters, especially Roddy.

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Transcript

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0:13Joanna Robinson:Hello, welcome back to the Prestige TV podcast feed. I'm Joanna Robinson. I'm Rob Mahoney. And we're here to cover Slow Horses Season 5. Rob, TV, it's here. It is truly here. I'm thrilled to be back. And I will say, I think Slow Horses is thrilled to be back too. It's a real like, let's get back to basics kind of set up for the season that I am incredibly excited about. So we're going to talk about the season five premiere. So you haven't watched that yet. Please go watch it and come back. Season five, episode one, Bad Dates, which made me think of Indiana Jones. I don't know how you feel about that phrase.

0:49Joanna Robinson:But so we will be talking about that. We also have some slightly broader context about this season, about the book it's based on. No spoilers, though. Neither of us have read the book that it's based on. Neither of us have watched ahead. Of course, we're watching week to week. But I did sort of ferret out some context that might be helpful in helping us process what is going on with Slough House this season. We're going to be covering Slow Horses week to week. It's only a six-episode season, so we'll be doing that week to week. We are, of course, have our ongoing task coverage, usually with one William Simmons.

1:24Joanna Robinson:But who's to say what the rest of the season will look like? And then we will have a finale for our Hooked miniseries. We're doing The Sopranos at long last. So that is what is happening on this week. It's a lot. How do you feel about that, Joe? You're finally, you know, like we are both new to The Sopranos. But how do you feel about finally dipping into that world? I'm really excited actually I don't know we will be I'll be watching the pilot obviously and then whatever episode we've asked our listeners to sort of give us some ideas of what a good Hooked episode would be we're going to have a guest who's going to have an opinion about what a good episode might be this will just be like a toe dip into the world of The Sopranos but as you've discovered with the Hooked miniseries that we did, it's hard not to just keep going once you start with some of these incredibly classic shows.

2:19Joanna Robinson:So I don't know. What will my identity be, Rob, when I'm no longer the person who talks about television but hasn't seen The Sopranos? Who am I anymore after that? I don't know. It's going to be a hard look in the mirror for both of us. You know, really facing down our flaws as TV commentators, if not critics. Like, again, what are we supposed to do once we knock this one final thing off the list? Well, I mean, come on. um usually we ask our listeners to email us pressy chivy at spotify.com and you can always do that but rob mahoney this is the first time i believe one of our bespoke emails has come back around for a second dip into a season of television so what was the special slow horses email that we came up with for season four.

3:08Some of our best work of all time, Joe. That email is arstimethepope at gmail.com. That is A-R-S-E-T-I-M-E, the pope at gmail.com. And I would encourage people to use it. You know, not that it really matters. We're going to read your emails anyway, but it brings me great satisfaction when people use it.

3:26Joanna Robinson:Something I've noticed is I think people get more excited to email us when there's a sort of special email involved. Like we had the basic email for the first week of task, but the second week of task, once you hit DJ Grasanova, the email is just severely picked up. People just get excited about typing out Arstime the Pope or whatever the case may be. So this is season five. This is creator Will Smith's last season. How do you feel about that, Rob? That Will, who we've talked to before, who is departing the series, how does that make you feel about relishing these six episodes? I mean, I'm certainly going to be relishing.

4:03It makes me a little bit nervous just because this show is such a machine, right? Like they know how to make it. They know how to churn out these seasons. They know how to keep it on time. They know how to get the actors in and out. They know how to get the edit done. Will Smith has done such a great job in this era of waiting roughly a lifetime in between seasons of, I don't know, Stranger Things, just keeping us with a steady supply of actually good TV. And I hope that continues. I'm sure it's still the cadence of the show is expected to continue apace. But I'll believe it when I see it when someone else is at the reins.

4:35Joanna Robinson:We also want to mention, we're recording this a couple days after the Emmys happened, though it will be even longer once this actually airs for you to listen to. Slow Horses won Outstanding Directing in a Drama Series. Adam Randall won that for the season four finale, Hello Goodbye. This was a win that we were a little... we love slow horses. Oh yeah. I would say we both agree that season four was maybe not our favorite season, not all the way through, but sort of by the end, we were a little like, is this what we want? I think you and I, and, and, and Chris Ryan texted us about this sort of before we had a chance to watch the episode that this felt like a bit like a return to form in this episode.

5:18Joanna Robinson:So I'm really excited for season five. However, I felt about season four. Is there anything you want to say about the Emmy win in your larger, prestige TV thoughts and feelings. It's complicated because I never want to begrudge a Slow Horses win of any kind because we love this show. But rewarding the finale of the least Slow Horses season of Slow Horses, I do feel mixed about and I especially feel mixed about it up against some of the amazing direction that was being done, for example, on Severance, like our favorite episodes of Severance by Jessica Lee Gagné in particular. It's like, I think that's an all-time directorial performance.

5:58And the fact that it can't even pull the Emmy in its own year is kind of crazy.

6:02Joanna Robinson:It's tough. It was really tough. Yeah. But as you say, we love to see Slow Horses awarded. I will say like when Will Smith won the writing Emmy, you know, the previous year, like I, you know, shouted from the rooftops, I was so excited. This was like, it feels like more of a, we want Slow Horses represented in this Emmy year more than like this specific or this stands in for the whole season. Because as we've mentioned before in Slow Horses coverage, they are sort of single director seasons of television. So Adam winning for the finale is sort of Adam winning for the whole season. And the director of season five is Saul Metstein, who directed season three as well, a great season of So Horses.

6:47Joanna Robinson:Also, Rob, the phenomenal Doctor Who episode, Dinosaurs on a Spaceship. So just something to think about. So anything you want to say, you know, before we get into some book context, and then we'll sort of break down some character moments inside of this episode about where we left off in that Hello Goodbye finale. Anything like contextually that you were that was on your mind as we went into this episode about where our favorite characters were at the end of last season? I mean my chief concern was how are these characters going to be looped in together again they were strewn apart they were pulled in different kind of interpersonal directions and you know it was like every character had their respective traumas over the first you know three seasons and then they got channeled into their own little into their little silos I think especially in River's case my big question for the season was is River going to be back at Slough House or is he still going to be palling around in some foreign country and I'm delighted that the answer so far is that he's back.

7:52And he's back in the mix with the other characters that we care about and that we know and love. And seeing their dynamic again, that's what I wasn't positive we were going to get in the regular intervals that we did in the first three seasons. But it's what makes slow horses feel like slow horses to me. Right now, get up to 15 % off Select Storage Solutions. Put heavy-duty HDX totes to good use, protecting what's important to you. The solid, impact-resistant design prevents cracking, and the clear base and sides make items easy to find even when the totes are stacked. Find select shelving and tote storage up to 15 % off at the Home Depot to organize every room in your home, from your garage to your attic.

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8:37Joanna Robinson:When Chris Ryan texted us and was like, hey, have you guys watched the first episode? Neither of us had, and then I just immediately did. And then I came back to the group text. You hadn't watched it yet, though. So I didn't want to say this in the group text. But I was thinking about you a lot because I was like, this episode has to both really excite Rob and then really depress Rob because your two people are, I would say, Shirley and Louisa, right? Like you're a Shirley head and a Louisa head. This is setting up a great Shirley season. And we needed one, honestly. like she's been given some scant material i would say at times the last couple years but you're your girl louisa i don't know because i i once again i have no book spoilers i don't know but like is this it for louisa do you feel like this is a genuine exit from the show and from the plot or is it going to be just when she thought you know we got a real don't call me i'll call you moment from louisa at the end of the episode heartbreaking yeah but is it just going to be like she's immediately pulled back in is it a mid-season pull back in which is only like two episodes from now like what do you think is going on with your girl i am willing to accept this could be her final season i am not willing to accept that this is her last appearance of this season and in fact if she is not backed by episode three at minimum i'm gonna be furious about it so you know whatever person i need to write an angry sternly worded letter to whether that's Will Smith or otherwise about a work of art that's already been completed and shot and edited and sent out for you know sent out for a distribution I'm willing to do it um I think there's enough reason to believe that she's gonna hang around like the stuff in this first episode with her and River is so great and is so heartbreaking that if that's the last of that relationship we see I just think that would be that would be gutting even by slow horses standards and so i i just i i am choosing to believe that she is still in the air somewhere going out on an unwanted kiss is not the way you want uh this all to wrap up here but i'm very wanted i would say the moment of the episode for me is in response to the unwanted kiss the look that she gives gives river followed by the raspberry dismissal uh is just perfect perfect television it's it's it's pretty tremendous uh stuff from both of them honestly um okay i want to give uh if you'll indulge me some book context uh for this season of television as is my want so this is you know we've already talked about the slow horses uh book series we got a lot of listeners in our season four coverage who had read the books sort of wrote in with some thoughts no spoilers but just sort of like adaptive thoughts and stuff like that this show is an unusually faithful adaptation kind of show unusually like faithful and loyal to the books this is based on uh the fifth book in the series london rules and just some context on that published in 2018 and it's not like london rules it's like the idea of london rules which i was waiting for it which which gets brought up in this episode we'll talk about that in a second Well, look, I will say it depends on who you ask.

11:50I think there are political factions within this first episode who their stance would just be London rules.

11:55Joanna Robinson:Yeah, maybe that should be the campaign slogan for the Gimbal Party, perhaps. At least it could rule. If it were tougher on crime, it could, in fact, rule. That's a real like Hail Britannia sort of idea of London ruling. Okay, so this book was published in 2018, and it is definitely McCarran dealing with the 2016 Brexit referendum vote. That is definitely like the background of his focus for this book. From what I've seen, again, no spoilers. I was just sort of trying to see like, do people like this book? Is this a well-liked book in the series? It's a lot of people's favorite book in the series, it seems like.

12:33Joanna Robinson:And the general consensus is that it's darker, more viciously pointed politically, but funnier. So darker yet funnier, which, sign me up, sounds great. Yeah. As you might expect having already watched this episode, it's a Roddy season and it's a Shirley season is sort of what is promised. and can I share since we don't have the benefit of like voiceovers or you know your mileage may vary on voiceovers but since we don't have voices from slow horses can I share some dueling passages that I saw somewhere because we're inside different characters heads inside of these books right so I'm going to give you a Roddy POV and then I'm going to give you the immediate Shirley POV that follows it okay so this is Roddy neat little goatee in a baseball cap originality plus style roderick ho was the complete package the way brad pitt used to be before the unpleasantness okay so that's and then immediately after you get shirley ho looked basically like a dumb tourist who'd been ripped off twice already once by someone selling hats and a second time by someone giving away beards So that's just like the push and pull, I guess, of London rules that we've already seen a taste of in episode one.

13:54Joanna Robinson:How excited does that make you to have this idea of like a Roddy Shirley? This is very much an ensemble. River is back in the mix. We're all sort of together season. But if we had to sort of like isolate it, it's kind of a Roddy Shirley season. How do you feel about that? I'm thrilled about it. I mean, especially the way that their two plot lines are kind of intersecting at this point, which is Shirley is hyper vigilant and her PTSD and seeing threats everywhere, including what doesn't seem to be a credible threat to Roddy specifically, even though he almost got hit by a moving van. It was more just kind of like she was right about him almost getting hit by a van.

14:32She was right about some circumstantial things, but wrong about the way all the pieces are fitting together. and so the fact that she is trying to help someone who doesn't believe he needs to be helped who doesn't see himself as being in trouble but is seems to be being targeted for wholly irrelevant or wholly side reasons that's kind of a thrilling conceit for me what do you think exactly she's wrong about i think look the van let's take it like from the origin moment where she pushes roddy out of the way of a moving van this is the van we see the assassin of the assassin get back into flee the scene of the original crime like i don't believe that the driver of that van which presumably is the sniper is trying to hit roddy specifically i think he is trying to get away from the scene and so she is taking it as a as a threat in the same way that slough house was just targeted at the end of last season when there was a full-on assault that they had to fend their way out of with a kettle and is choosing to see that as like a targeted thing versus a circumstantial thing okay

15:29Joanna Robinson:I think they are connected I don't have any like absolute concrete evidence about that but I just think the way that these things happen in slow horses they usually do wind up being connected so I wouldn't be surprised if it's not just a coincidental that van was leaving the scene of a mass murder and just happened to sort of like nearly buzz one of our main characters you know what I mean like I feel like yeah it's it's all connected but again I don't know in terms of the If your argument, Joe, is surely right, I'm willing to go along with whatever train you want to take that down. Surely reading River to filth in this episode.

16:09Joanna Robinson:Pretty phenomenal stuff. Okay. Really great. London Rules is a title. The show version, which we hear part of in this episode that we've heard a couple times from River's grandfather, etc., is Moscow Rules, Watch Your Back, London Rules, Cover Your Arse. Right? Like that's the idea. Can I read you quickly the book version of this? Yes. Which is, if Moscow rules meant watch your back, London rules meant cover your arse. Moscow rules had been written on the streets, but London rules were devised in the corridors of Westminster. And the short version read, someone always pays. Make sure it isn't you.

16:50Joanna Robinson:Nobody knew that better than Jackson Lamb and nobody played it better than Diana Tavener. so I was thinking about that passage specifically and uh you know we will this is not the focus of this episode by any stretch of the imagination but the thing that it immediately pinged for me is that our guy James Callis who we were just talking about in Battlestar Galactica plays Claude Whelan who is bumbling his way already through this episode in in the previous season there are things that were set up in season four that are paying off here roddy's catfish experience continues at pace this time in in in in the uh in the real world but but whelan's eminently vulnerable to blackmail because there is just dirt out there and so if this idea is like cover your arse like what what kind of pawn is he going to become to people who want to leverage him.

17:49Joanna Robinson:Again, this is not anything I know about, but I'm like, of all the people who are most invested in covering their arse and are most in danger of being exposed, he seems like a prime suspect to me inside of the characters we know already. You know what I mean? Especially within the mechanism of, you know, we have this inciting incident with this mass shooting in a shopping center. We also have the kind of background of the mayoral race in London that's happening in real time. And, you know, Claude's chilly dismissal of Gimbel's wife, Dodie, in particular, who is his wife and campaign manager and a tabloid journalist who already has an adversarial relationship with him.

18:32She feels like she could be an easy mechanism to pull up Sector. Like, you know, again, just someone who, like, the politics of London at this time are factoring into not just the shooting, in which the shooter already owns some of Gimbel's books in particular, which he refuses to accept. But the fact that all this stuff is going to get tangled up in the way that the crime is painted in the press, in the way that's understood by people, and as you're alluding to with the London rules, who is taking the blame for this stuff ultimately? Claude has a lot to say about who is going to take the blame, and it's sure as hell not going to be him.

19:04Joanna Robinson:We'll see. We'll see, man. Let's talk. So we open with this attack in Abbotsfield, and that is often the case with slow horses season that there's like sort of a big inciting incident right and this is as you alluded to slow horses seasons are done a long time ago this was shot a long time ago it happens to be coming out right when we here in america and you know ramifications globally are in the thick of our own uh conversations about uh political violence um lonely white men uh who are susceptible to influence on message boards uh you know we're always having that conversation but we are very much having that conversation right now um so how do you feel rob about um you know this in this in larger environment you know we don't obviously the book is not making a comment on this particular moment in our history no the show is not making a comment on this particular moment in our american history necessarily but it's you know we are recording this the day after Jimmy Kimmel's show, you know, got pulled by ABC.

20:13Joanna Robinson:Like there is a lot of heated feelings about this. How does it make you feel watching this episode and thinking about, you know, we don't have to go too deeply into it, but it's just sort of like, I don't know, this is the context we're absorbing this particular story in. Yes, I would say it's kind of twofold. One, there is just something that is always chilling, especially in these particular times about watching a young guy silently pull an assault rifle out of a bag and just gun down people in a public square in like such an indiscriminate and dispassionate way it's like it's very chilling to watch and i think slow horse is at its best even though it's taken the piss out of so many things usually the violent acts at the center of these seasons or the plots at the center of these seasons are dastardly evil distressing stuff and the the miracle of the show is that they can make you forget that with fart jokes and the balance of that is is the alchemy that makes the horses so successful uh but this was one of those moments where i i could not help but think of the baggage and the way that an american audience receives an episode like this versus a british audience in particular like this idea of a mass shooting like 11 people are killed in the shooting there has not been a shooting of that scale in the United Kingdom in like 15 years.

21:26Here in America, a mass shooting is like, it's Thursday. You know, like this is just kind of what happens around here. We literally did just have one.

21:34Joanna Robinson:Yeah. Completely. And so the idea of what we watch and how we're watching it for those two audiences in particular, it's like, I would love to hear from, you know, anyone who is watching the show in the UK, anyone who's watching the show from a country that is not America, and how something like this lands with you. If this hits in the same chilling way, or if it feels sort of abstracted in to novelize spy violence in the way that it kind of is. Yeah, it's interesting. It reminded me of the conversations we had around the guns, you know, last, you know, because the conversation about like arming the people in Slough House inside of this episode comes up.

22:09Joanna Robinson:And it reminded me that when we talked about this last season, we were got, I think, a bit of an extra education from our listeners about the idea of, you know, people in law enforcement in the UK and how rare it is to have a gun inside of that space. And so, yeah, the different are really depressingly different approaches towards violence and gun violence, you know, across the pond. But I think what we are trying to do here with this mayoral race, we've got Nick Muhammad, who, you know, most American audiences know from Ted Lasso. If you are a UK fan, you might know him from his incredible turn on Taskmaster.

22:50Joanna Robinson:He's very good. his persona Mr. Swallow or whatever I'm a huge Nick Muhammad fan I'm really glad that he's here um you know playing this you know they've changed it from the book that it was like sort of a slightly more obscure like West Midlands mayoral race this is the London mayoral race right so the stakes are like a little bit higher obviously on that so Jaffrey as this incumbent mayor this um hope v hate dynamic that is set up by his by his followers uh in the opening scene before the massacre um this idea that in 2016 as london uh votes for brexit they also elect sadi khan who is london's first muslim and ethnic minority mayor who uh is still mayor of london but like that that is definitely like a real world comp that's in the mix here uh for mccarran as he puts this together um what do you think about how you know we see the two mayoral candidates talking as talking heads on the news sort of in the background after the massacre and then we go into i'm just gonna like take us directly over into the mayoral debate scene which you've already uh talked about a little bit like how is this all piecing together for you in a sort of political arena i mean so far it's all very recognizable left and right stuff right it's like i'm gonna go out on a limb and say, as is basically always the case with slow horses, it's never going to be that simple.

24:20It's always going to be a fair bit more complicated than that in the end. And in fact, like of all the players who could be kind of gnarled up and twisted and leveraged, I mean, Jaffrey seems like he could be the kind of guy who gets caught in something and forced to compromise in ways that are against his messaging or his values for sure.

24:36Joanna Robinson:Right. It's interesting. Nick Muhammad did this really interesting small smile moment when claude reveals to them that uh the shooter was a gimbal supporter there's this like tiny little smile in his face that he quickly smothers in the sort of you know think of the human cost uh sort of demeanor that he's putting on this thing that gimbal calls him out for why are you talking like this there's no one here you know what i mean like Like, why are you performing in a way? Totally. And it is because he is kind of talking in platitudes. You know, I'm inclined, perhaps because I like Nick Muhammad so much or whatever, but I'm like inclined to think nice things about this character.

25:23But they also want that.

25:26Joanna Robinson:Yeah. Is there a way in which, you know, they've already mentioned twice this idea of like a false flag or a stitch up, you know. Is there a version of this story where Jeffrey, either with the help of his chief of staff or not, has – I mean, that's deeply dark. He's the favorite to win, but has orchestrated something like this or is at least slightly involved? Or is it just, I'm going to benefit from this, and so I'm going to take a small amount of personal satisfaction from that? What do you think? I mean, at minimum, he is a political operator, right? I think that's what we see in that moment where he cannot separate himself from like the stump talking points or kind of like the very politically rote thing to respond to in a moment.

26:07Like there's no for all the warmth like that he brings as a performer. It's all kind of like washed away in political blandness in that moment. And I think like that's a great way to kind of stage this character. And also the juxtaposition, as you said, with an actor in Nick Muhammad who we are inclined to like and who audiences, especially in like a post Ted Lasso world, having seen both sides of it, I think are still inclined to like. But having that as a baseline allows him to play against type. It allows him to kind of skirt the line and for us to kind of figure out where he actually stands with this stuff.

26:42Joanna Robinson:It's interesting. I was fascinated. So, um, Christian Gurumurthy, who is like a real, uh, UK journalist is playing the debate moderator here. And that's, uh, an unusual thing for slow horses to do, I think. Um, so again, like they're not really shying away from how, how much they're playing in the real world politics of, of London, of the UK. But I think what's interesting about this season, I'll be curious to see how local we keep all of this because you know as we ask questions about roddy's girlfriend as we ask questions about the shooter of the shooter and and all of the sort of factions involved there what is present so far is less like there's a big giant russian conspiracy or um you know rivers dad is you know farming super soldiers in france or whatever and this is just sort of like and let's look within what is the rot inside of our own system uh our own society our own culture um that that we can examine which i think is an interesting flip on some of this sort of more global someone's gonna fly a plane into a building uh stakes that we've seen in other seasons i think that's why it's like it feels like season five and season one in particular are kind of in conversation with one another in terms of that so like that that particular kind of socio-political intrigue and who is doing it for what reasons and kind of the theater that is laid over it that's like already where we're starting with this season and like i i really like the creation of these two characters and kind of their respective you know aides in terms of the campaign manager in terms of tyson bowman you know the six six chief of staff who's going to like leg press a school bus at any moment.

28:34Gimbal too, for a character who you're clearly set up to think of a certain way, I love the way that character is being pitched and played so far. I love the potential for what it can do to the plot and how it's going to drive and push some of these other characters in the frame. And Joe, from one bestseller to another, I'm curious if you have a favorite of the great Gimbal works. We've got The Bulldog Spirit, The Englishman's Burden, and Pride and Empire. which which would you say was your favorite i think the englishman's burden as a sort of

29:05Joanna Robinson:on the white man's burden is uh is gonna be my pick um can't wait to read all of them they all sound like they're full of great ideas uh ideas that really resonate with me so um thanks so much for doing your freeze frame uh best here rob well along those lines i did notice all from the same publisher so you know those are fucking hits that's like okay the first one really landed and we got to lock this guy into a three book deal after that. I will say, I honestly think the character that I'm most excited about is Dodie. Victoria Hamilton is an actress who's, you know, tabloid journalist who just like swans in talking about octaroons and calls Claude Dame Whelan and all this just like deeply nasty shit, right?

29:48Joanna Robinson:Victoria Hamilton is an actress who I know best from like early aughts period pieces and she was always really good at like being catty in a in a very british kind of way and so i'm really excited to see her here and i'm really excited like what a repugnant person um and but what an entertainingly repugnant person uh you know potentially to watch this season so she seems like an incredibly tough hang and yet we all have to just sit back and acknowledge that her saying that claude was looking for james bondage is just a great line like look i don't care what anybody says like you just got to salute it she knows a head she knows a deck she knows she knows how to readers um she gets just like a sort of great villain walk to camera moment while her husband's like shouldn't have done that like that's that's just exciting um i think um all right let's well let's let's go back to slough house uh and let's let's go to our guy roddy chris chung who was doing a bunch of press when he was in town for the emmys is a really aware that this is like his season his time to shine um and gets an iconic entrance to simply irresistible um dancing through the street running into women and as they like protest that he has jostled them he's like blowing them kisses like hey babe um how's your time with roddy been so far this season rob a goddamn delight come on like i think you know it's not just the new track suit and the pink highlights the hair it is the flexing of like a very specific kind of confidence that can only come from like an improbable and inexplicable new relationship right like he is feeling himself in a way that a character who already was as brash and overconfident as anybody at slough house and that is saying something but he is hitting a totally different level that i'm having a great time with i love the way that like shirley who absolutely despises him but like shirley in the club had to be like i kind of get it actually he's a he's a good piece of meat i don't know what to tell you i can see it you know i see the vision um in shirley's tracking of roddy to the club and all that sort of stuff and all the first night commentary about his girlfriend uh her like sort of delightful scene partner and a lot of that is katherine and katherine is just seems seems like katherine sandish seems like she's just right folded back into the office this is a big plot of the previous season is sort of like Catherine's out of the office.

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32:25Joanna Robinson:This has not bode well for Louisa leaving the office, to be honest with you. But like, Catherine is just seems to be fully back, right? Like without any sort of bump in the road, she's just entirely back in the mix. Back in the fold seems up on everything that's going on. Like I just kind of and I would say, you know, one of her part of her evolution over the past couple seasons, when she's been in the office is like getting out into the field more in this sort of capacity and it was nice that there was no moment from shirley that was like why are you here following me it was more like why is anybody following me like don't i i don't need babysitting but it wasn't alarming that it was katherine who was doing the babysitting but i do love that katherine's like i'm not gonna blend in this club i'm gonna need river i'm gonna need you to come over i don't blend um also does river blend absolutely not um no enjoy your shitty music in your shitty club as his like parting message um okay i'm gonna i'm gonna use katherine as a way to go and go over to lamb because this is actually like a lamp a very lamb light episode um i think weirdly joe a lamb and taverner light episode oh a very taverner light episode and like uh get some zingers in there which we will talk about certainly but but uh very peripheral but something i will tell you again i don't know spoilers from this book i don't know spoilers from the season but a vague thing that i saw was potential lamb backstory more lamb backstory which is something you know we've gotten some tidbits here and there but like inside of this book is potentially more information about how lamb uh wound up in slough house which i kind of thought we knew but like maybe there's just more to the story that we don't know but if they go a little light here only to go much heavier later in terms of like uh peeling back the layers of this character who is intentionally like pretty just shrouded in a cloud of noodle funk and and farts wait did you see will smith's uh promise what did he call it he promised a quote weaponized story-based fart this season Wow.

34:37And we've already gotten one. I remember him like hotboxing somebody in a car until they did what he said. Like it has happened before. And I look forward to the more creative deployments in the future.

34:47Joanna Robinson:Excellent. Excellent stuff. Anything else you want to say about Lamb in this episode? I mean, we did not get a fart in this episode, but I thought we did get some phenomenal cough acting from Gary Oldman, who is just like killing himself deliberately via cigarette, if not just by his diet. And as usual, the way he kind of uses all this stuff as a defense mechanism, the way he uses it to kind of shoo people out of the room by being gross, or in Shirley's case, the way he kind of like protects her with his own incompetence, the like, I don't even remember where I put the gun. And so therefore, you can't have it when look, there are 5 million reasons why Shirley should not be holding a gun right now.

35:24And Liam, I thought by his standards is quite gentle about it.

35:28Joanna Robinson:um i think that inside of that exchange about the gun we get this information about how he covered for them uh with the whole marcus shootout at the end of last season not that we would doubt it but it's interesting to me that he reminded her of that it's interesting to me that they're all sort of existing in you know as if sal house wasn't already run down where we're just like walking around in the open construction area of a massive violent attack that happened in the very heart of the organization last season. Shirley is a walking, as you said, like PTSD case, and she is constantly surrounded by shot out windows and like broken down walls and stuff like that.

36:12Joanna Robinson:She's constantly reminded. And I was, I rewatched just the, you know, Emmy winning finale of last season to really, really remind myself of where we left off. And so the moment that Shirley, we get the shot, we hear the shot. We don't see Marcus die, but we hear the shot. And then Lamb comes in and takes care of some business with Shirley, something like that. And then Shirley wants to go out to find out what happened to Marcus. And Lamb tries to stop her, right? He's like, don't, don't go look. Like he knows, he already knows it's going to be terrible for her, but he knows it's going to be even worse for her if she goes.

36:51Joanna Robinson:And then she goes, right? Yes. And then also in that same scene when Coe is trying to talk Shirley down a little later from shooting River's half-brother, who's tied to a radiator, he says about Marcus to Shirley, he loved you and he wanted you to love yourself. That's how Coe talks Shirley out of shooting this guy. and so in the scene we get in this episode where shirley is playing river and talking about the drugs and like thinking about marcus like that like she's playing him but is there also truth inside of of that moment like how much she is being haunted yes by it's not just that like if they get one of us any of us is vulnerable it's not just that we were only armed with the kettle and couldn't defend ourselves it's that it's marcus specifically who was shirley's like yeah partner uh in the last two seasons and that it was on their home turf too i think that like the invasive quality of him be him being killed in what was supposed to be like their space i think is so different than if he had gotten killed in like the tiger team shootout in season three right like it just registers for a character like shirley in a totally different way uh so i i mean look clearly she's carrying a lot of damage uh slow horses is a show about that sort of shrapnel for all of its characters like these are fuck-ups these are people who have gotten people killed who have been responsible for killing the wrong person who ended up in slough house for a reason and surely is showing all of the reasons why she is here uh she is diving off of balconies into clubs and just decking people she's pulling delivery guys off of bikes and yeah she tells an occasional sob story to get her coke back in part because it's true but also because she really wants her fucking coke back please yeah i her having getting the best of river who is an absolute like monster to her inside of this episode is is phenomenal stuff um on the co front um if this is a light lamb or or tavern or episode this is a like feather light co episode co is like a character who comes in last season tom brooks character um we get very little of him last season he's just sort of lurking about is his his vibe how much more do you want of him this season or do you like i mean i thought his little like jump scare moment that was so funny really good um but do you want him to continue to be this like sort of lurking jump scare figure or do you want do you feel like there's room inside of this uh shirley roddy uh mayoral race season to expand Ko or are you like, maybe we'll wait till season six or something like that to get more of him?

39:40Joanna Robinson:What do you think? That might be a season six thing. I think you just nailed it, where it's the mayoral race. It's this shooting. If we are getting Lamb backstory, if we are bringing Louisa back into the fold, and we're getting Shirley and Roddy as central figures of this season, that's just a lot happening. And in particular, a lot of expansion of Shirley and Roddy, two characters who kind of needed some of that rounding out in terms of the way that they're shown and so if we also get like the co-episode or you know he becomes like a more prominent front stage performer within this ensemble like that would feel a little weird to me i like him in this like the jump scare or in the case of last season the character who's like kind of saving one of the slow horses from themselves by virtue of leaning into what like his brutality right like he is he is willing to take that on for their sake um all right let's talk about louisa here's my question to you as as as the number one louisa fan uh as far as i know um we'll miss you always min min harper um you know what i would even argue i would i would beat min in this you know oh really okay well fair enough okay he was working on it i would like to think um louisa i would like you to imagine louisa gets out of slow slough house she's out of the game she has a diamond hidden in her i forgot about the diamond fucking die in her in her ice cream in her freezer in her in her in her ben and jerry's what is louisa doing with the diamond in her no longer a spy life that she's going to be leading yeah when she says she wants to be among normal people and have a normal life she means sell a diamond and never work again so i guess that's a kind of normality for somebody but i wouldn't know it okay um i hope she travels the world i hope she has a great time uh and never works again but actually do because we will miss you on the show so please come back soon this is the tension though like none of these people should be here uh none of them should be an active duty anymore they are pretty much all uniformly fucked up in addition to being fuck ups and so like louisa one theoretically taking a mental health break that would have been a good thing but two also just leaving the service healthy for her if not as you said good for us hot bummer for us okay let's talk about our guy river i'm not done talking about louisa i just want to bring river in and say you know her her her like thames side armchair psychology assessment of him is that he was deeply emasculated he's like what do you mean i won and she's like calm down um shirley calls him profoundly asexual he's on he's on the tesco run um you know and this is a guy that throughout the series has felt like he's too good for for slough house um that he is a fucking hot shot and here we see him grappling with like 10 tesco bags and he's he's on dip like right he's he's taking care of the spread for the party um he's being dressed down by shirley he is being rejected if you want to call it that by louisa louisa's just like you read that signal entirely wrong my friend um well can we can we stop there for a second joe um look he clearly was not listening to anything Louisa was saying the things she was saying were not kiss me in this moment that said that I want to feel something and also grab your bicep move like I'm just saying some signals got crossed I'm not saying anyone actually wanted anything Rob are you things got mixed up are you taking as she was asking for it stands on this podcast I'm not taking no no no I'm not taking as she was asking for a stance I'm taking on if you were river a guy who at this moment cannot make heads or tails of anything i can understand how he fucked up that's all i'm saying oh yeah i'm not i don't think it was like an egregious move and you may recall that in season four from like the minute that they're like sharing a pint together in the pub and talking about his grandpa the beginning of season four i was like are these two going to get together and you rob were like get him away from my Louisa.

44:01Joanna Robinson:I don't want it. I don't see it. I'm not for it. And so when they kissed her, I was like, it's happening. And then it wasn't. It's not happening. It was not happening. Yes. So far. Again, in River's defense, I would say, I don't even think he wants it so much as he's just like out of his mind at this present moment. And I think the thing that is, you know, the end of season four, however we felt about the finale, I was so profoundly moved by the sequence where he drops his grandfather off at the care facility. He talks about his confusion. He talks about how he used to tell me all these stories and now he's, I don't know if it's a plot of a movie or not, these stories that he's telling me.

44:44Joanna Robinson:But even more so than that, I would say, I mean, there's the emotional familial capacity of it. But in terms of like River's identity as a spy, if you felt like you could always go to the old bastard's kitchen and make him some lemon chicken and get some great advice on what to do what the next best move is now listen was his advice always good no but if that if you felt like i've got my anchor my true north and this is someone who has always instructed me and will always instruct me on what to do. And that's no longer, you know, available to you. And then your dad sucks and tried to kill you multiple times.

45:33Joanna Robinson:Put a grenade in your hoodie that Louisa had to fish out, you know, like all this sort of stuff like that. Look, it's rough parenting, but it is a style. Okay. Rob's like, none of this soft, gentle parenting for me. Thank you very much. anyway so so you know people are are taking cracks at river great stuff genuinely hilarious for shirley to call him profoundly asexual because it's jack loudon who's about to be mr darcy like where this is that's not who he is though the way that he reacted to it the way that he asked for it by being like do you think anyone's checking me out like all this stuff is really good but i just really like where we're finding river here which is like an opportunity the slow horses don't usually take opportunities so he may not take it but an opportunity to redefine himself on his own terms outside of you know i am my grandfather's shadow or i i do what he tells me to do or you know all that sort of stuff like that and who are you on you know with your own feet under you and And so far, I'm not deeply impressed, but there's opportunities for him to grow.

46:43Joanna Robinson:And what do you think about River in this moment? Yeah, and his evaluation, a lot of areas for improvement, to say the least. I think we can go through the list. But what I like about that setup is that, of course, River and Lamb are always going to have a relationship. River and Taverner have a kind of relationship. but the central kind of tension points for him in this episode are with louisa in what is kind of like the short-term dissolution of their friendship in a certain way like she's asking for a level of space and remove not just from the service but from him that is like devastating and i would say the most somber use of the slow horses score yet in terms of the the notes that we're hitting after she says like no i'll call you extremely tough stuff um but also with shirley like their kind of mutual ability to see and call each other on their bullshit but not recognize any of their own stuff i think is just a hallmark of the human race to be sure but also like a good framing device for these characters right like these are two people who again in their way are like trying to help and look out for each other but river is so abrasive and his bedside manner is so bad in terms of trying to help help shirley that she is just kind of like repulsed by him in this moment and honestly she's not doing like a ton better but she can see through him in a way that he can't see through himself this idea that like and it was established you know after we lost the world's greatest character which is min harper um once min left there became this like river and louisa and and they openly stayed in this episode we're the only normal ones here right we're the only normal one if you're on on my side now and you want if you're rooting for louisa i don't like you let me know i don't we welcome you on this side of the thames there are smooches galore it's gonna be great um anyway the fact that he's like we're the only normal ones and now it's it's him and he's not normal but that's okay his riverness bouncing off of shirley i thought like the him and shirt like we had some questions about shirley and marcus is like a duo So like, you know, as this set up for her pain this season, it's incredibly good.

48:51Joanna Robinson:But there were some ways in which that dynamic was running a bit on fumes and felt like a bit circular. But like River and Shirley, electric inside of this episode. Great. River and co-potentiality. I don't know. That's exciting. You know, like more jump scares for River from co-like. What is River? we have yet to see him inside this office without louisa there to help anchor him and so he's not i think i hope going abroad again so what what is what is river i'm too good for this place and now there's no one else who's even remotely like diluting themselves on my level that that were normal here um how am i going to operate in here that is very a very juicy setup for this season so i'm excited especially when he's expanding his skill set you know we've seen what he can do as a spy we are now seeing what he can do as a party planner again some room for improvement but like what you know when it's time to get the watsits in the bowl he gets the watsits in the bowl that's the important thing very nice the tea is served the tea is hot uh we're doing it he's got some notes on on on roddy's quips uh he's just trying to help him out it's all good as we wrap up this episode where uh roddy's being set up for who knows what doesn't look good be it a b and e be it murder be it something else i don't know seems like a long way to go for murder um when you could just like shank him in the club or something like that um and then shirley's right around the corner on a pizza delivery bike like do we open next week's episode with an a some some sort of threat on Roddy and Shirley just sort of bumbling in fresh off the bike, like, you know, with a piping hot pepperoni?

50:42Joanna Robinson:Like, what do you think is going to happen? I mean, that's certainly been her MO so far. It's just like, go for it and deal with whatever comes as a result of her, like, brash, impulsive actions. I think the one thing I'm curious about is you see, you know, many, many notes about Roddy's interaction with his, like, would-be girlfriend in the back of this taxi. For one, when he's leaving and she kisses the inside of a cab window, absolutely fucking not simply no like she's clearly on a job and she has this her the character's name is tara she's clearly on a job she's clearly been doing a valiant effort of like fending him off from not only like sex but even just like making out like she's doing she's doing her level best but tara don't put your mouth on a london cabbie window absolutely not all right what are your other notes no this is how plagues start um but as they are kind of canoodling and embracing and she is dodging his attempts to make out with her yeah you you see him kind of like clock something behind her like maybe something in her bag it seems like he has a moment of recognition that he sees something that is really i hear you i think i know what you're talking about my interpretation of that and again you might be right but my so maybe like roddy's ready for what's coming for him my interpretation was he was like a disappointment like i can't even get this kiss sort of like what like like a sort of like what's going on but not like i physically see something but just sort of like got you won't even kiss me like i don't know that's sobering moment yeah yeah yeah but you could be right i don't know i mean look she does say that it's very powerful that he's willing to wait which i think is the greatest tell that we had of all of the incredible evidence in this episode that she was not in this for the quote unquote right reasons but clearly on the job clearly has something going on and there just could not be a clearer work text in the world than the one she sends with full punctuation about him entering his apartment what was your interpretation of her face as she sends full send period you know full stop sends the text correct uh capitalization and everything um what how did you read her face as the cab sort of sped away oh i actually didn't have a very good read on it do you have any inclination on that here's two possibilities one yeah oh no i can't believe i kissed that window i'm gonna have the play i i already feel the flu coming out it felt it looked tiny bit to me like remorse like i'm sorry for the role that i'm playing in this but i could be wrong because roddy is insufferable um but i don't know there's it felt like a little bit like i feel bad for my role in this but maybe i'm being too charitable to someone um i do really i liked her high pony i thought she looked great in the club um i'd like to see more tara i hope she goes back um all right so we have a couple like three little sections that we've been doing at the end of slow horse previous slow horses episodes um that we're going to do some versions of today The first one is Spy vs.

53:48Joanna Robinson:Spy, which is best piece of Spycraft, worst piece of Spycraft inside of this episode. So Rob, what would you say the worst piece of Spycraft is inside of this episode? It's got to be Shirley dive bombing a dude from the balcony for pulling a bottle. Like that has to be it. It's one of the dumbest things that any slow horse has done in any season. But it's clearly an aluminum bottle of beer. Clearly. like could not be clear like it's not it wasn't even filmed in a way where you're like could that be no it is clearly what it is ptsd but that is also of course my pick uh yep but best piece of swagcraft i'm also giving to shirley for being the person to like hunt down footage she has very little information to go off of it's combat boot uh focus she found the boots she found the boots she has boots on camera as katherine says but like she's the only one who's taking this seriously and is trying um and so i'm gonna give it to her for her tenacity uh in in pursuing this thing which might be as you said it might be just a coincidence it might be misguided but uh she's on the case she really yanked that guy off the back of his uh pizza delivery bike and um i'm for her i am with you in the sense that like i think shirley is kind of barking up the wrong tree but there i think there will be something connecting roddy to this other kind of plot and shooting and maybe it's as simple as like look the dude has been catfished before he seems to be catfished or being played again like is there a non-zero chance that roddy has at least lurked on the incel forums it seems like it's at least in play oh the unseen.com yeah i think i think if he at least has a username on the unseen i don't know if he's posting out there uh arson the pope at gmail.com if you know what Roddy Ho's username is.

55:41Joanna Robinson:I mean, I think we've seen his username in the other chat rooms, but what would his username be on theunseen.com? Okay, this is a Rob Mahoney special. This is something you came up in Slow Horse Season 4, which is what we're calling the lamb shank of the week. Before we move on, Joe, I didn't give my best spy craft, which I want to give a particular acknowledgement for a character who I thought just had a real rough go of it in Season 4. Not quite a spy, kind of a spy, But I thought this was a much better Emma Flight episode. Oh, Flight, yeah. Where she actually, she gets some wins. And most importantly, like, if you don't want this character to look like a dunce, don't introduce her opposite Jackson Lamb and just have him run circles around her for basically the entire season and certainly their first meeting.

56:22Give her her own dunce to run around. In this case, fuckability Phil, who simply demands mention on this episode.

56:29Joanna Robinson:I'm so glad you mentioned that. Thank you so much. Also want to shout out Devin Wells, a new character who seems to be like sort of her second in command, who also left the forest and um my understanding is gender swapped from the book but um it's nice to have like give her someone to work with who is not like diana taverner who's being an asshole to her or jackson who's running circles around her or something like that like yeah have some competency uh coming from from emma would be a great start to the season so i love that i am look I have one huge question coming out of this episode which is where is Giti what what's going on with her where is Giti well did she did she disappear did she get like funneled away into a back room somewhere I think she's on a tough deck desk assignment somewhere just like in a in a back room going through files which to be fair is what Giti loves to do so maybe she's doing exactly you know maybe she's doing exactly what she wants to do which is just I do love that for her drudgery um all right lamb thank you for thinking of gt okay lamb shank of the week uh as we said this is a light lamb episode but he nonetheless gets some zingers in there so our sort of like our favorite lamb line or favorite lamb insults uh of the week uh rob mahoney what's your lamb shank of the week this episode you know not only was it light for lamb i thought it was again quite kind and gentle by his standards.

57:56I would say as far as actual lines go, his saying that Roddy getting hit by a car by accident would deprive somebody of a moment's pleasure is probably the candidate. But the actual best shank, I think, is the fact that in his phone, he has Catherine saved his old soak. Like, that's just fucking brutal. And for no audience whatsoever. Like, that's just for him.

58:18Joanna Robinson:Oh my God. Incredible. Incredible stuff. I think him telling Louisa, why don't you make a paper airplane or rubber band ball, make yourself useful, is not nearly as good as Old Soak, but pretty good. And then there's a book change I wanted to point out, because I saw this line. Like, I saw someone mention this line from the book, and maybe they'll use it later. But he says, our band of never rands. that's what he calls them he's like you know they can't help themselves our band of never rants um in the book he says our band of jason stillborns um which i think is perhaps too spicy for apple tv plus but um jesus christ i mean maybe you can't have it in the same episode as you have james bondage you can't do james bondage and then jason stillborns but um um that if you had to pick and choose they chose the wrong one jason stillborn is really it is spicy but it is quite good it is really good uh so maybe we'll hear it later but i think they rewrote that specific line okay um and then inspired by our guy uh river cartwright in his his journeys abroad in france um we had we had a a bit we did last season called coat watch um it seems to be springier weather you know we're getting away with sort of like light jackets right uh in this episode so maybe not so much on the other than of course jackson lamb's perpetual absolute disgusting uh thing that he wears but uh coat watch we're just gonna do in this episode as fit check and talk about roddy's incredible outfits um shirley tore his top um and uh he still looks great i think he looks phenomenal i think he looks amazing um and i'm for it i'm in favor of it and i feel very lucky to live in this time make that money back in pussy is what he says uh when she talks about how expensive his top is also i just the use of the word top is really funny and then he says but that makes it so i don't pay for sex sex pays for me uh is what he says to try to dig himself out of that hole and you know what joe he's kind of right it seems within the context of this episode like somebody seems to be paying somebody to like kind of be around him if not entirely get to definitely not he's having cost money yes that's true that's true that's true um any other sort of uh fit checks that you want to call out inside of this episode everything pales in comparison to roddy who yes rips his top or gets his top ripped by Shirley also gets his like I would assume like 300 pound headphones absolutely destroyed but one of the few shining lights in these dark times is the fact that you can get replacement headphones given to you same day and delivered at ease so you know he gets them back he gets back to his original form and I will say shows up in a different track suit I know for his date at night so he definitely has like a daytime nighttime look I have no idea how many he owns.

1:01:33Oh, it's better. Yeah, the first one's kind of like a corduroy situation. The second one looks a little more velour to me.

1:01:39Joanna Robinson:They're both like sort of magic eye-esque geometric patterns, though. Yeah. That I had a great time with.

1:01:50Joanna Robinson:So that's Bad Dates, season five, episode one of Slow Horses. Anything else you want to talk about that we didn't get a chance to touch on? i'm just gonna miss this fun office banter joe you know it's it's always it's always such a delight to pick me up talking about slow horses um yeah absolutely light as a feather episode uh no real world uh you know connections that we can make um ourstimethepopeatgmail.com we we love that email please do use it or press htv at spotify.com if you prefer uh we're covering task we're gonna watch the sopranos a lot is happening on this feed also So Rob has, of course, been hanging out with us over on House of R to cover Alien Earth.

1:02:30Joanna Robinson:So that is wrapping up. And Rob, you're heading into NBA preseason content, right? Where can folks find you? It's already dizzying. Come follow us at The Ringer NBA Show. Follow us at TheRinger.com for the many, many basketball articles published there. We welcome you with open arms. You know, it's the horses season, but it's basketball season too. All right. Thank you to Kevin Pooler for hopping on this episode. Kevin, you're the best. Thank you for just in sales for his work throughout the feed. And we will see you very soon. Bye.

From the publisher

Our favorite failspies are back. So that means Joanna Robinson and Rob Mahoney are back too. Join them as they return to the Slough House and recap the continued misadventures of Jackson Lamb and Co. in Season 5 of the great Apple TV+ series.

Hosts: Joanna Robinson and Rob MahoneyProducer: Kevin PoolerAdditional Production Supervision: Justin Sayles
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